Player Info

User: a
Class: 1337 H4X0R
Admin?: No
Level: 37
Next level: 1 day, 12:48:34
Status: Offline
Host: asdflkj_sh!asdflkj@lemon.ircnow.org
Account Created: Sat Jun 5 07:50:20 2021
Last login: Mon Jun 7 09:02:54 2021
Total time idled: 10 days, 21:29:41
Current position: [205,22]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

Show map

Items

amulet: 113 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 51
charm: 40
gloves: 32
helm: 41
leggings: 31
ring: 20
shield: 21
tunic: 18
weapon: 31

sum: 398

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: None
quit: 0 days, 00:46:00

total: 0 days, 00:46:00

Character Modifiers

[06/05/21 00:24:04] Hirion has dealt Destruia a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:00 is added to Destruia's clock.
[06/05/21 00:37:31] Algernon has dealt Sombra a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:01:53 is added to Sombra's clock.
[06/05/21 01:21:56] _sh has dealt dwfreed a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:13 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[06/05/21 01:32:00] Snarpy has dealt sheu a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:01:19 is added to sheu's clock.
[06/05/21 01:58:28] Asara had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:49 towards level 6.
[06/05/21 05:23:02] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:48 towards level 12.
[06/05/21 05:51:10] rawgreaze was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:28 towards level 8.
[06/05/21 06:36:52] io has dealt Wolf a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:50 is added to Wolf's clock.
[06/05/21 07:16:34] Nysdar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:01 towards level 14.
[06/05/21 08:01:56] Paganel has dealt caeli a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:12 is added to caeli's clock.
[06/05/21 08:27:16] jayvee tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:41 towards level 15.
[06/05/21 09:05:33] sheu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:48 towards level 16.
[06/05/21 09:22:23] Snarpy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:44 towards level 16.
[06/05/21 10:19:26] Gorek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Gorek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/21 11:18:48] DrinkyBird was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:37 towards level 17.
[06/05/21 11:52:17] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:28 towards level 17.
[06/05/21 11:56:09] li found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:01 towards level 17.
[06/05/21 12:19:08] Centrixx has dealt Wolf a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:03:18 is added to Wolf's clock.
[06/05/21 12:24:39] kline was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:12 towards level 17.
[06/05/21 13:41:00] a [7/12] has challenged DrinkyBird [60/114] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to a's clock.
[06/05/21 14:26:12] Stella tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:09 towards level 15.
[06/05/21 14:41:23] CompanionCube [38/92] has challenged a [15/23] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:31 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[06/05/21 14:45:23] Silvanus_Betrium [60/76] has challenged a [14/23] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:09 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[06/05/21 14:45:23] Silvanus_Betrium has dealt a a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:02 is added to a's clock.
[06/05/21 14:45:32] gradator had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:19 towards level 7.
[06/05/21 14:45:47] a [23/33] has challenged rfc2549 [52/170] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to a's clock.
[06/05/21 15:13:34] Svetland was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:41 from level 18.
[06/05/21 16:25:41] Majak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:17 towards level 20.
[06/05/21 16:43:32] _sh has dealt HeavyPodda a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:20 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/05/21 16:46:48] Lord255 has dealt Heisenberg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:30:41 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/05/21 18:17:17] gradator [6/76] has challenged a [34/75] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to gradator's clock.
[06/05/21 18:44:54] Kurenai was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:33 towards level 18.
[06/05/21 19:08:23] _sh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:14 towards level 20.
[06/05/21 21:14:00] Lord255 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:10 towards level 21.
[06/05/21 21:18:46] kptr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:54 from level 21.
[06/05/21 21:30:30] freeboson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:02 towards level 20.
[06/05/21 21:39:22] uovobw ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:13 from level 4.
[06/05/21 22:34:42] TimWolla fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:23 from level 22.
[06/05/21 22:39:30] Thorael met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:24 from level 14.
[06/05/21 22:55:24] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:52 towards level 19.
[06/06/21 00:50:26] a [53/121] has challenged BastelBot [130/199] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to a's clock.
[06/06/21 03:45:25] drahthaar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:52 from level 19.
[06/06/21 04:07:25] apiw's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! apiw's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/21 04:09:04] BastelBot's charm ate a bolt of lightning! BastelBot's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/21 04:09:19] TimWolla gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:07 towards level 23.
[06/06/21 04:23:24] fattrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:58 towards level 22.
[06/06/21 04:37:42] Sergio's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sergio's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/21 05:37:50] brycec ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:03 from level 23.
[06/06/21 06:36:26] Misza was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:38 towards level 16.
[06/06/21 06:37:57] Theleveler was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:39 towards level 15.
[06/06/21 06:39:36] glguy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:12 towards level 23.
[06/06/21 06:49:28] eggy was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:03 from level 11.
[06/06/21 07:21:51] washclof was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:18 from level 24.
[06/06/21 09:29:04] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:00 towards level 24.
[06/06/21 10:14:36] Iines was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:35 from level 21.
[06/06/21 10:39:00] Kaani was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:31 from level 24.
[06/06/21 11:45:48] MetaNova has dealt Misza a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:15:06 is added to Misza's clock.
[06/06/21 13:10:26] sid3windr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:05 towards level 9.
[06/06/21 13:21:12] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:15 towards level 23.
[06/06/21 14:08:55] mrmonday met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:02 from level 24.
[06/06/21 14:14:45] t3chn0 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:03 from level 24.
[06/06/21 15:41:50] remyabel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:55 towards level 25.
[06/06/21 15:49:12] freeboson has dealt starlink a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:40:04 is added to starlink's clock.
[06/06/21 15:52:13] hax404's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hax404's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/21 16:26:06] Svetland was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:02 towards level 25.
[06/06/21 16:30:35] Misza was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:49 towards level 21.
[06/06/21 16:34:35] ion has dealt Iines a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:41:21 is added to Iines's clock.
[06/06/21 17:12:38] mrmonday got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:22 from level 24.
[06/06/21 17:15:12] Sombra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:22 towards level 25.
[06/06/21 18:13:05] Puff found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:19 towards level 25.
[06/06/21 18:15:32] Gatewayy has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:16:09 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/06/21 19:44:33] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:25 towards level 23.
[06/06/21 20:06:13] Tor discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:50 towards level 25.
[06/06/21 20:24:12] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:59 towards level 25.
[06/06/21 20:36:51] blabber found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:52 towards level 25.
[06/06/21 21:58:12] MrGlass found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:12 towards level 26.
[06/06/21 22:04:37] sam was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:49 from level 26.
[06/06/21 22:15:51] nyuszika7h found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:09 towards level 24.
[06/06/21 22:27:11] nCrazed was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:25 towards level 26.
[06/06/21 22:46:27] Paperclip found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:35 towards level 26.
[06/06/21 23:10:55] freeboson was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:37 from level 26.
[06/06/21 23:27:16] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:42 towards level 24.
[06/06/21 23:40:33] rfc2549 has dealt shikhin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:32:46 is added to shikhin's clock.
[06/07/21 00:09:48] blackroot has dealt buzzzzz a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:28:31 is added to buzzzzz's clock.
[06/07/21 01:06:51] The local wizard imbued Centrixx's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Centrixx's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/21 01:10:57] damyan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:11 from level 12.
[06/07/21 02:41:38] kptr got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:18 from level 27.
[06/07/21 03:09:36] _sh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:18 from level 27.
[06/07/21 04:27:47] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:52 towards level 21.
[06/07/21 06:05:48] sc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:24 towards level 24.
[06/07/21 07:29:15] lys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:34 towards level 13.
[06/07/21 07:39:16] megubyte walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:12 from level 27.
[06/07/21 07:55:07] sc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:04 towards level 24.
[06/07/21 08:29:22] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:26 towards level 22.
[06/07/21 09:15:42] Ancalagon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:58 from level 27.
[06/07/21 09:20:49] crank walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:46 from level 22.
[06/07/21 09:37:58] The_Decryptor tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:55 towards level 26.
[06/07/21 10:50:20] charitwo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:11 from level 19.
[06/07/21 10:53:35] pyre walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:04 from level 27.
[06/07/21 12:39:35] nyuszika7h got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:28 towards level 27.
[06/07/21 12:59:09] hax404 has dealt Heisenberg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:32:52 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/07/21 13:15:06] Fenrik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:08 towards level 28.
[06/07/21 13:53:54] The_Decryptor gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:59 towards level 27.
[06/07/21 15:31:03] Gorek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:27 towards level 28.
[06/07/21 15:36:51] pyre has dealt Bishop a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:13:47 is added to Bishop's clock.
[06/07/21 16:17:17] Paganel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Paganel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/21 17:28:52] Platonides found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:56 towards level 26.
[06/07/21 19:28:16] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:20 towards level 26.
[06/07/21 20:37:44] Iines discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:05 towards level 27.
[06/07/21 20:49:47] mrmonday found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:32 towards level 28.
[06/07/21 21:00:19] sc burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sc's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/21 21:44:11] Forud's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Forud's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/21 21:50:30] Psilocybe slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Psilocybe's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/21 21:54:58] Gorek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:42 from level 29.
[06/07/21 21:56:46] washclof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:56 towards level 29.
[06/07/21 22:23:24] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:54 towards level 29.
[06/07/21 22:42:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on texke's tunic! texke's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/21 22:46:22] lastmikoi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:42 towards level 27.
[06/07/21 23:13:10] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:44 towards level 29.
[06/07/21 23:13:55] rabbitear was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:38 towards level 20.
[06/07/21 23:17:40] tsr's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! tsr's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/21 23:30:31] Forud has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:02:21 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/08/21 00:24:16] sheu burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sheu's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/08/21 01:00:11] pants found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:15 towards level 27.
[06/08/21 01:21:21] MsYou found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:23 towards level 26.
[06/08/21 01:28:01] megubyte found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:55 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 02:00:42] dave found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:40 towards level 29.
[06/08/21 02:11:33] li has dealt Forud a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:20:36 is added to Forud's clock.
[06/08/21 02:17:37] dave has dealt kaktus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:38:22 is added to kaktus's clock.
[06/08/21 03:28:08] Paperclip had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:30 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 03:29:06] rawgreaze hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:31 towards level 27.
[06/08/21 04:12:50] Sparks was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:42 towards level 6.
[06/08/21 05:24:38] megubyte hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:24 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 05:52:42] xbill had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:20 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 05:54:12] MsYou [98/225] has challenged a [104/174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to MsYou's clock.
[06/08/21 06:16:28] bobvador has dealt t3chn0 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:06:05 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[06/08/21 06:20:34] charitwo has dealt Kachin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:02:35 is added to Kachin's clock.
[06/08/21 06:30:48] jacob1 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jacob1's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/21 07:15:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gildarts's tunic! gildarts's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/21 07:22:36] Sparks was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:59 from level 12.
[06/08/21 07:33:40] poopy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:39 towards level 14.
[06/08/21 07:49:22] buzel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:58 from level 22.
[06/08/21 07:54:04] szczot3k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:47 towards level 29.
[06/08/21 07:56:29] rabbitear had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:42 towards level 22.
[06/08/21 08:08:27] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:55 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 08:29:52] MetaNova burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! MetaNova's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/08/21 09:01:36] Misza reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Misza's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/21 09:17:45] t3chn0 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:15 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 09:22:49] BMO [92/231] has challenged a [61/190] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from BMO's clock.
[06/08/21 09:50:20] Sherpard2 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:13 from level 21.
[06/08/21 10:01:49] Angelina hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:16 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 10:04:53] elf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:31 from level 30.
[06/08/21 10:05:35] t3chn0 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:36 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 10:23:38] tsr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:19 from level 27.
[06/08/21 10:59:54] megubyte [210/314] has challenged a [118/190] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from megubyte's clock.
[06/08/21 11:06:26] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:15 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 12:01:00] Pricey has dealt A_Dragon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:50:33 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[06/08/21 12:28:11] Way found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:04 towards level 29.
[06/08/21 12:54:37] DrinkyBird has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:48:27 is added to elf's clock.
[06/08/21 13:28:28] JeDa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:13 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 13:29:25] A_Dragon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:31 from level 30.
[06/08/21 14:00:49] xbill has dealt Centrixx a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:00:54 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[06/08/21 15:44:33] brycec ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:01 from level 30.
[06/08/21 17:34:49] a [131/209] has challenged buZz [61/182] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from a's clock.
[06/08/21 17:54:37] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:27 towards level 14.
[06/08/21 18:17:30] Algernon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:04 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 18:51:35] gradator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:47 towards level 29.
[06/08/21 19:10:06] JeDa has dealt smoops a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:02:04 is added to smoops's clock.
[06/08/21 19:21:05] lastmikoi has dealt Syloq a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:15:18 is added to Syloq's clock.
[06/08/21 19:26:30] Centrixx has dealt CrashOverride a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:04:32 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[06/08/21 20:07:17] xbill's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! xbill's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/21 20:57:54] Angelina walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:29 from level 31.
[06/08/21 22:30:10] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:45 towards level 30.
[06/08/21 23:13:39] li's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! li's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/21 23:27:33] mooo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:58 towards level 27.
[06/08/21 23:32:40] Nocebo has dealt Ankhers a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:21:39 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[06/08/21 23:36:50] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:39 towards level 28.
[06/08/21 23:54:59] a [126/209] has challenged aqsd [270/276] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to a's clock.
[06/09/21 02:08:00] Kaani [100/309] has challenged a [157/209] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Kaani's clock.
[06/09/21 02:26:21] texke caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:22 towards level 31.
[06/09/21 02:39:23] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:35 towards level 31.
[06/09/21 03:17:51] blabber reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! blabber's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/21 03:48:05] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:22 towards level 31.
[06/09/21 05:09:41] Nechayev has dealt damyan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:54:45 is added to damyan's clock.
[06/09/21 05:26:15] sam [163/304] has challenged a [54/209] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from sam's clock.
[06/09/21 05:46:52] edk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:25 from level 31.
[06/09/21 05:48:07] kptr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:21 from level 31.
[06/09/21 05:54:14] zgrep [68/223] has challenged a [33/209] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from zgrep's clock.
[06/09/21 06:19:10] Crazycatlady found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:30 towards level 25.
[06/09/21 06:25:42] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:28 towards level 30.
[06/09/21 07:26:47] a tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:06 towards level 27.
[06/09/21 08:16:14] a [25/224] has challenged texke [84/232] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to a's clock.
[06/09/21 08:26:32] Svetland discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:38 towards level 31.
[06/09/21 09:06:36] caeli was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:23 towards level 31.
[06/09/21 10:29:32] allo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:42 towards level 30.
[06/09/21 11:21:55] bobvador found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:48 towards level 31.
[06/09/21 11:29:44] Kachin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:01 towards level 24.
[06/09/21 11:51:18] charitwo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:58 towards level 29.
[06/09/21 12:00:23] szczot3k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:27 towards level 31.
[06/09/21 13:05:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Paperclip's tunic! Paperclip's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/21 13:50:21] PiotrekD has dealt V a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:36:17 is added to V's clock.
[06/09/21 14:20:12] kptr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:22 towards level 32.
[06/09/21 14:26:00] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:45 towards level 24.
[06/09/21 15:39:31] dnim's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! dnim's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/21 15:50:02] Psilocybe was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:26 from level 32.
[06/09/21 16:44:42] MightyDrv was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:40 towards level 25.
[06/09/21 16:50:34] golgy found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:03 towards level 32.
[06/09/21 17:53:34] buZz has dealt nya a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to nya's clock.
[06/09/21 18:04:46] a [179/227] has challenged xbill [243/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to a's clock.
[06/09/21 18:11:02] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:13 towards level 31.
[06/09/21 19:10:20] JeDa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:41 towards level 32.
[06/09/21 19:13:27] dnim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:18 towards level 32.
[06/09/21 19:59:47] buzel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:19 towards level 28.
[06/09/21 20:01:57] vectr0n found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:36 towards level 29.
[06/09/21 21:13:16] pfoley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:57 towards level 31.
[06/09/21 21:14:37] Platonides gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:35 towards level 31.
[06/09/21 21:32:55] shikhin has dealt basso a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to basso's clock.
[06/09/21 21:39:50] Wolf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:38 towards level 32.
[06/09/21 22:01:12] dnim walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:36 from level 32.
[06/09/21 23:04:39] Phil [250/278] has challenged a [107/227] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from Phil's clock.
[06/09/21 23:04:39] In the fierce battle, a dropped their level 30 amulet! Phil picks it up, tossing their old level 20 amulet to a.
[06/09/21 23:34:08] damyan has dealt TimWolla a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:19:24 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[06/10/21 00:09:53] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:20 towards level 32.
[06/10/21 01:13:22] Wolf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:25 from level 32.
[06/10/21 03:06:04] io found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:58 towards level 32.
[06/10/21 03:19:36] glguy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:25 towards level 32.
[06/10/21 04:18:09] Stella discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:29 towards level 31.
[06/10/21 04:23:28] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:47 towards level 33.
[06/10/21 04:41:07] pants [5/215] has challenged a [89/217] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to pants's clock.
[06/10/21 04:47:20] Misza walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:31 from level 32.
[06/10/21 05:09:13] Tor got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:30 towards level 33.
[06/10/21 05:19:54] Jens got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:36 from level 31.
[06/10/21 05:27:25] a [142/223] has challenged cremefresh [208/284] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to a's clock.
[06/10/21 05:37:39] Kite's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kite's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/21 05:38:34] pyre has dealt Puff a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:45:15 is added to Puff's clock.
[06/10/21 05:57:49] golgy ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:27:57 from level 33.
[06/10/21 07:34:48] bookworm has dealt tomhek a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:04:48 is added to tomhek's clock.
[06/10/21 08:20:56] poopy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:14 towards level 27.
[06/10/21 09:27:39] MadMan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:22 towards level 30.
[06/10/21 09:36:47] Finley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:29 towards level 26.
[06/10/21 09:42:06] A_Dragon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:27 towards level 33.
[06/10/21 10:03:22] Paganel met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:09 from level 33.
[06/10/21 10:41:55] BUSY's charm ate a bolt of lightning! BUSY's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/21 11:16:36] Ankhers found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:06 towards level 29.
[06/10/21 11:47:12] megubyte's charm ate a bolt of lightning! megubyte's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/21 11:54:14] drahthaar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:15 towards level 33.
[06/10/21 11:54:26] TauPan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:22 towards level 27.
[06/10/21 12:00:43] anarcat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:43 from level 25.
[06/10/21 12:16:20] kenyon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:35 from level 33.
[06/10/21 12:33:20] Zaratustra spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Zaratustra's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/10/21 12:43:55] xbill found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:35 towards level 33.
[06/10/21 12:58:03] The local wizard imbued MrGlass's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! MrGlass's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/21 13:29:06] Arch was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:53 from level 29.
[06/10/21 13:43:00] zgrep tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:48 towards level 31.
[06/10/21 14:57:34] rfc2549 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:26 from level 33.
[06/10/21 16:25:40] Misza ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:56 from level 32.
[06/10/21 16:46:29] sid3windr, Paganel, and a [459/757] have team battled el, PiotrekD, and GyrosGeier [399/727] and won! 0 days, 00:22:34 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/21 16:49:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cirdan's tunic! Cirdan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/21 18:11:23] golgy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:53 towards level 33.
[06/10/21 18:11:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on li's tunic! li's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/21 18:16:45] a [161/243] has challenged tsr [188/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to a's clock.
[06/10/21 18:40:59] samhain found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:18 towards level 19.
[06/10/21 19:13:38] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:07 towards level 33.
[06/10/21 19:19:16] Amara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:49 towards level 32.
[06/10/21 20:20:19] kptr got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:18 from level 34.
[06/10/21 20:22:04] rfc2549 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:44 from level 34.
[06/10/21 20:49:51] JeDa has dealt Nocebo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:30:46 is added to Nocebo's clock.
[06/10/21 21:05:09] MrGlass has dealt Asara a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:02:48 is added to Asara's clock.
[06/10/21 22:17:35] nyuszika7h got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:32 towards level 33.
[06/10/21 22:40:55] bookworm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:30 from level 33.
[06/10/21 22:50:42] pants has dealt Covid-19 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:14:11 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[06/10/21 23:29:04] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:21 towards level 33.
[06/11/21 00:35:52] zgrep ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:47 from level 31.
[06/11/21 00:40:38] A_Dragon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:58 towards level 34.
[06/11/21 01:13:59] nyuszika7h burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! nyuszika7h's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/11/21 01:21:43] xbill was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:33 towards level 34.
[06/11/21 01:28:44] misha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:45 towards level 34.
[06/11/21 01:42:52] Tangles has dealt BUSY a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:08:36 is added to BUSY's clock.
[06/11/21 02:08:03] Covid-19 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Covid-19's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/21 03:54:10] MightyDrv gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:09 towards level 29.
[06/11/21 05:19:45] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:10 towards level 34.
[06/11/21 05:22:24] ShinobiChileno found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:45 towards level 30.
[06/11/21 05:35:56] dave ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:18 from level 34.
[06/11/21 05:42:03] kaktus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:45 towards level 33.
[06/11/21 05:50:23] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:28 towards level 33.
[06/11/21 06:09:26] Sokar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:26 towards level 34.
[06/11/21 06:12:57] Amara's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Amara's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/21 06:23:02] vegadark was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:04 from level 34.
[06/11/21 06:34:01] tsr slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! tsr's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/11/21 06:56:57] eising was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:47:16 from level 34.
[06/11/21 07:11:45] PiotrekD was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:07 towards level 34.
[06/11/21 08:03:59] MightyDrv has dealt cremefresh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:06:51 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[06/11/21 08:52:39] The local wizard imbued J-472's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! J-472's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/21 09:09:01] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:57 towards level 34.
[06/11/21 09:35:21] a [64/248] has challenged ToHellWithGA [13/216] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from a's clock.
[06/11/21 10:58:26] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:51 towards level 25.
[06/11/21 11:19:06] Misza [89/266] has challenged a [28/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from Misza's clock.
[06/11/21 11:50:41] io was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:15:29 from level 34.
[06/11/21 11:51:18] blabber was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:12 towards level 34.
[06/11/21 12:58:47] Pricey got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:15 from level 33.
[06/11/21 14:24:58] BastelBot has dealt Psilocybe a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:08:23 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[06/11/21 14:37:03] charitwo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:00 from level 32.
[06/11/21 14:49:33] sid3windr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:40 towards level 33.
[06/11/21 15:13:29] buzzzzz's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buzzzzz's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/21 16:35:39] kenyon has dealt Arch a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:50:44 is added to Arch's clock.
[06/11/21 18:20:16] MetaNova was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:45 towards level 35.
[06/11/21 18:32:03] Stella was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:12 towards level 33.
[06/11/21 18:32:18] Phil spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Phil's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/11/21 18:35:52] TauPan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:36 towards level 30.
[06/11/21 18:59:14] allo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:23 from level 34.
[06/11/21 19:07:52] crank's charm ate a bolt of lightning! crank's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/21 19:49:55] drahthaar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:10 towards level 34.
[06/11/21 19:54:00] a, TimWolla, and nyuszika7h [610/790] have team battled V, chiastre, and BastelBot [855/977] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/21 20:31:22] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:28 towards level 34.
[06/11/21 20:39:47] MetaNova was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:37:37 from level 35.
[06/11/21 21:00:55] sial has dealt samhain a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:12:39 is added to samhain's clock.
[06/11/21 21:00:58] nyuszika7h found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:46 towards level 34.
[06/11/21 21:35:34] Kurenai's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Kurenai's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/11/21 21:59:29] The local wizard imbued misha's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! misha's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/21 22:18:01] Angelina's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Angelina's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/21 22:24:41] edk has dealt vegadark a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:18:15 is added to vegadark's clock.
[06/11/21 23:04:40] Sparks has dealt tmberg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:00:20 is added to tmberg's clock.
[06/11/21 23:29:50] dnim [190/348] has come upon a [194/248] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:58 is added to dnim's clock.
[06/11/21 23:36:31] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:45 towards level 32.
[06/11/21 23:42:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sbp's tunic! sbp's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/21 00:30:54] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:37 towards level 34.
[06/12/21 00:45:53] Asara got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:34 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 00:47:48] Beefcan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:42 from level 32.
[06/12/21 01:28:59] a [78/254] has challenged JeDa [122/277] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to a's clock.
[06/12/21 01:57:59] AlexS was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:00 towards level 25.
[06/12/21 02:35:16] kline was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:56 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 03:00:39] A_Dragon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:14 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 04:04:04] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:13 towards level 34.
[06/12/21 04:06:01] rfc2549 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:06 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 04:10:29] Kurenai was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:25 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 04:17:48] Kurenai was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:51 from level 35.
[06/12/21 04:21:52] Lord255 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:31 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 04:26:26] dwfreed was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:32 from level 35.
[06/12/21 05:10:53] xbill has dealt crank a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:16:47 is added to crank's clock.
[06/12/21 05:39:01] kenyon, ubergeek, and a [315/668] have team battled _sh, laama, and ChowderKeg [213/939] and won! 0 days, 00:05:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/21 05:43:38] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:13 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 05:54:31] blackroot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:34 from level 34.
[06/12/21 07:39:02] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:53 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 08:46:34] Geoff was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:58 from level 19.
[06/12/21 08:48:44] hax404 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:54 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 08:54:45] Kaani tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:14 towards level 36.
[06/12/21 09:00:43] MadMan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:08 towards level 33.
[06/12/21 09:03:56] Heisenberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:40 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 09:29:57] damyan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:15 from level 33.
[06/12/21 10:11:20] scornn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:27 towards level 34.
[06/12/21 10:24:23] dnim tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:13 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 10:35:35] Iines found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:06 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 11:03:07] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:52 towards level 34.
[06/12/21 11:04:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pyre's tunic! pyre's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/21 11:16:43] AlexS slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! AlexS's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/21 11:36:04] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:01 towards level 20.
[06/12/21 12:00:54] AlexS found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:40 towards level 27.
[06/12/21 12:02:24] The local wizard imbued Forud's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Forud's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/21 12:28:12] buZz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:57 towards level 32.
[06/12/21 13:10:14] allo [316/319] has challenged a [172/254] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from allo's clock.
[06/12/21 14:28:41] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:05 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 15:24:35] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:03 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 15:50:19] ubergeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:16 towards level 22.
[06/12/21 16:29:45] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:46 towards level 36.
[06/12/21 16:53:44] tswsl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:31 from level 34.
[06/12/21 17:12:02] sid3windr [281/292] has challenged a [72/254] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from sid3windr's clock.
[06/12/21 17:19:01] Platonides was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:40 from level 35.
[06/12/21 17:52:13] TimWolla walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:17 from level 35.
[06/12/21 18:19:00] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:41 towards level 31.
[06/12/21 18:29:35] Puff found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:28 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 19:26:42] MightyDrv bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:31 towards level 32.
[06/12/21 19:47:01] Misza caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:42 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 20:14:50] A_Dragon was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:36:20 from level 36.
[06/12/21 20:17:44] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:08 towards level 36.
[06/12/21 20:30:41] lastmikoi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:25 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 20:50:09] Silvanus_Betrium tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:07 towards level 32.
[06/12/21 20:55:39] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:25 towards level 32.
[06/12/21 21:35:17] Cirdan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:16 towards level 33.
[06/12/21 21:37:27] Lord255 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Lord255's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/21 21:42:49] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:08 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 21:59:31] a [95/264] has challenged laama [139/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to a's clock.
[06/12/21 22:17:25] gdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:57 towards level 31.
[06/12/21 22:17:49] Platonides was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:42 towards level 35.
[06/12/21 23:43:23] bobvador was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:56 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 01:14:22] davic burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! davic's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/21 02:01:27] Khorne has dealt chiastre a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:04:24 is added to chiastre's clock.
[06/13/21 02:04:52] Puff tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:04 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 02:12:59] Mysteria got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:57 from level 23.
[06/13/21 02:13:23] nicole was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:05 towards level 31.
[06/13/21 02:20:01] Asara hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:15 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 02:55:54] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:48 towards level 35.
[06/13/21 03:10:42] szczot3k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:53 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 03:52:56] shikhin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! shikhin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/21 04:39:02] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:51 towards level 31.
[06/13/21 05:00:13] Mysteria [40/186] has challenged a [107/264] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Mysteria's clock.
[06/13/21 05:47:29] hax404 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! hax404's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/21 05:52:05] HeavyPodda found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:09 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 06:54:22] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:20 towards level 34.
[06/13/21 07:19:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pztrn's tunic! pztrn's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/21 08:29:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on misha's tunic! misha's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/21 09:00:51] Ankhers ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:03 from level 33.
[06/13/21 09:18:52] blackroot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:46 towards level 35.
[06/13/21 09:20:44] Pici has dealt J-472 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:10:36 is added to J-472's clock.
[06/13/21 11:26:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Bahhumbug's tunic! Bahhumbug's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/21 11:37:56] Mysteria ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:43 from level 25.
[06/13/21 11:38:05] a had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:39 towards level 34.
[06/13/21 12:01:45] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:36 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 12:02:57] el was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:44 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 12:12:29] Yarosh has dealt brycec a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:48:27 is added to brycec's clock.
[06/13/21 12:28:50] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:07 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 12:35:36] MadMan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! MadMan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/21 12:53:12] Way was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:04:32 from level 36.
[06/13/21 13:02:50] Misza was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:10 from level 36.
[06/13/21 13:15:35] Forud burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Forud's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/21 13:55:26] Nysdar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:20 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 14:48:55] vectr0n spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! vectr0n's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/21 15:06:10] MsYou found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:08 towards level 35.
[06/13/21 15:12:36] Paperclip found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:36 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 15:41:06] ubergeek has dealt kaktus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:57:09 is added to kaktus's clock.
[06/13/21 16:15:39] Neil reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Neil's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/21 16:58:14] Paperclip fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:40 from level 36.
[06/13/21 17:51:10] Sombra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:02 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 17:52:40] io discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:17 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 18:02:15] sid3windr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:00 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 18:22:33] Pricey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:18 towards level 35.
[06/13/21 18:29:01] metadaemon walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:57 from level 35.
[06/13/21 19:02:59] gradator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:39 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 19:56:25] dwfreed slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dwfreed's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/21 20:29:43] rawgreaze gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:11 towards level 34.
[06/13/21 20:53:03] a [124/315] has challenged ShinobiChileno [152/270] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to a's clock.
[06/13/21 20:58:53] Neil met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:00 from level 31.
[06/13/21 21:02:44] Misza tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:33 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 21:58:13] a, Jens, and metadaemon [273/869] have team battled Kachin, HeavyPodda, and CompanionCube [440/837] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/21 22:03:05] RussellB has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:18:59 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/13/21 22:23:21] jayvee bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:20 towards level 37.
[06/13/21 22:39:32] Paperclip caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:33 towards level 36.
[06/13/21 23:47:43] Nocebo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:19 towards level 32.
[06/14/21 00:00:19] ubergeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:41 towards level 28.
[06/14/21 00:12:52] JeDa [201/283] has challenged a [142/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from JeDa's clock.
[06/14/21 00:15:44] Kachin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:50 towards level 31.
[06/14/21 00:29:34] edef was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:29 from level 33.
[06/14/21 01:05:34] dwfreed ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:55 from level 36.
[06/14/21 01:54:14] a was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:04 towards level 35.
[06/14/21 02:02:07] TauPan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:05 towards level 33.
[06/14/21 03:14:16] CompanionCube was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:24 from level 37.
[06/14/21 03:15:25] tmberg has dealt AlexS a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:15:47 is added to AlexS's clock.
[06/14/21 03:32:13] cfebs got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:26 from level 22.
[06/14/21 03:58:48] ubergeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:11 towards level 28.
[06/14/21 04:23:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Makhno's tunic! Makhno's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/21 04:25:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on megubyte's tunic! megubyte's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/21 04:37:11] AlexS discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:17 towards level 30.
[06/14/21 04:38:26] buzel ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:15 from level 35.
[06/14/21 04:54:50] nicole discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:56 towards level 33.
[06/14/21 05:04:34] lastmikoi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:36 towards level 36.
[06/14/21 05:39:23] bookworm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:57 from level 36.
[06/14/21 06:08:31] Tenorman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:24:27 from level 36.
[06/14/21 06:46:07] nya was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:42 from level 35.
[06/14/21 07:32:38] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:04 towards level 36.
[06/14/21 08:50:23] Asara caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:21 towards level 37.
[06/14/21 09:18:27] Carl's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Carl's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/14/21 09:31:02] sheu ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:12 from level 36.
[06/14/21 10:07:54] mrmonday met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:19 from level 37.
[06/14/21 10:36:15] elf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! elf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/14/21 12:06:03] gettu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:05 towards level 23.
[06/14/21 12:34:32] nCrazed fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:39 from level 37.
[06/14/21 13:54:11] Lord255 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:29 towards level 37.
[06/14/21 13:54:56] Algernon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:14 towards level 37.
[06/14/21 14:20:45] szczot3k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:37 towards level 37.
[06/14/21 14:23:00] TimWolla was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:38 towards level 37.
[06/14/21 14:45:05] Nocebo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:17 towards level 33.
[06/14/21 15:30:17] MsYou was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:15 from level 36.
[06/14/21 15:42:35] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:52 towards level 36.
[06/14/21 15:45:54] Pricey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:02 towards level 36.
[06/14/21 15:55:47] Thorael was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:32 from level 36.
[06/14/21 16:45:52] Andrio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:40 from level 37.
[06/14/21 16:47:46] Kaani found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:02 towards level 37.
[06/14/21 16:58:52] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:34 towards level 37.
[06/14/21 17:03:50] Pici tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:47 towards level 29.
[06/14/21 17:07:47] CornFly's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CornFly's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/21 17:17:25] aqsd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:36 towards level 37.
[06/14/21 17:19:49] tswsl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:49 from level 36.
[06/14/21 17:52:08] chiastre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:05 towards level 32.
[06/14/21 18:33:01] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:11 towards level 32.
[06/14/21 18:34:04] Way's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Way's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/21 19:00:41] lastmikoi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:02 towards level 36.
[06/14/21 19:11:16] Techman ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:10 from level 30.
[06/14/21 19:16:47] Nysdar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:45 from level 37.
[06/14/21 19:37:56] bookworm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:19 towards level 37.
[06/14/21 19:49:19] MELOONi was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:13 from level 24.
[06/14/21 19:59:41] Way has dealt Makhno a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:46:18 is added to Makhno's clock.
[06/14/21 20:31:11] Angelina bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:12 towards level 37.
[06/14/21 21:01:59] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:56 towards level 29.
[06/14/21 21:36:50] Russell was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:33 towards level 37.
[06/14/21 21:45:05] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:00 towards level 38.
[06/14/21 21:53:03] zankore has dealt lastmikoi a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:11:34 is added to lastmikoi's clock.
[06/14/21 22:40:03] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:02 towards level 37.
[06/14/21 23:00:40] tmberg has dealt Carl a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:04:43 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/14/21 23:11:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on soltys's tunic! soltys's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/21 23:23:03] a [317/388] has challenged Bkid [52/218] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from a's clock.
[06/14/21 23:28:43] zgrep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:17 towards level 36.
[06/14/21 23:41:15] elf's charm ate a bolt of lightning! elf's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/21 00:01:07] Bishop's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Bishop's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/21 00:33:52] JeDa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:49 towards level 37.
[06/15/21 01:54:01] uovobw ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:54:28 from level 35.
[06/15/21 02:00:02] Oblomov burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Oblomov's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/21 02:25:02] metadaemon was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:40 from level 36.
[06/15/21 04:29:27] ChowderKeg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:10 from level 33.
[06/15/21 04:31:34] allo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:51 towards level 37.
[06/15/21 04:41:27] Lnk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:51 from level 35.
[06/15/21 04:54:33] Techman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:05 towards level 30.
[06/15/21 05:15:47] Hirion's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Hirion's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/21 05:37:36] Platonides found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:05 towards level 37.
[06/15/21 05:47:38] buZz has dealt Sherpard2 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:08:00 is added to Sherpard2's clock.
[06/15/21 06:28:20] MrGlass gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:13 towards level 37.
[06/15/21 07:03:54] blabber was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:22 towards level 37.
[06/15/21 07:06:46] golgy reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! golgy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/21 07:43:49] Otto hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:21 towards level 35.
[06/15/21 08:13:37] Techman's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Techman's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/21 08:26:55] blabber bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:50 towards level 37.
[06/15/21 08:34:53] sheu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:03 towards level 37.
[06/15/21 09:11:50] damyan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:52 towards level 36.
[06/15/21 09:39:22] vectr0n tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:38 towards level 36.
[06/15/21 09:40:23] kline's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kline's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/21 09:48:07] Beefcan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:40 towards level 36.
[06/15/21 10:22:18] bookworm reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bookworm's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/21 11:22:03] CompanionCube fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:48:02 from level 38.
[06/15/21 11:22:42] heisenbug's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! heisenbug's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/21 11:35:38] Bkid walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:55 from level 31.
[06/15/21 11:49:21] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:20 towards level 35.
[06/15/21 11:55:55] dwfreed ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:26 from level 37.
[06/15/21 11:58:13] Way tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:23 towards level 37.
[06/15/21 12:03:26] A_Dragon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:56 from level 37.
[06/15/21 12:06:35] Raito was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:39 towards level 21.
[06/15/21 12:31:46] BT gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:54 towards level 25.
[06/15/21 12:32:01] MightyDrv hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:06 towards level 35.
[06/15/21 13:54:24] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:46 towards level 30.
[06/15/21 14:02:29] style met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:24 from level 33.
[06/15/21 14:08:01] Sokar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:43 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 14:12:08] a grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:09 towards level 36.
[06/15/21 14:25:43] Globbs hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:12 towards level 19.
[06/15/21 15:05:04] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:35 towards level 37.
[06/15/21 15:11:14] Bahhumbug was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:26 from level 36.
[06/15/21 15:34:52] Asara was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:15:23 from level 38.
[06/15/21 16:46:13] Paperclip has dealt zankore a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:18:28 is added to zankore's clock.
[06/15/21 16:46:37] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/21 16:54:39] Gatewayy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:42 towards level 37.
[06/15/21 17:32:52] soltys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:24 towards level 33.
[06/15/21 17:55:48] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:16 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 18:08:44] blabber gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:15 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 19:02:04] Puff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:17 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 19:21:17] Algernon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:33 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 19:31:52] Gorek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:42 from level 38.
[06/15/21 19:57:00] A_Dragon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:13 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 19:59:55] Nysdar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:04 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 20:00:25] Thorael walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:03:25 from level 37.
[06/15/21 20:00:34] muirrum ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:56 from level 23.
[06/15/21 20:02:28] Hirion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:21 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 20:06:26] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:16 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 20:23:20] hdm met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:57 from level 35.
[06/15/21 20:58:25] nCrazed's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nCrazed's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/21 21:00:23] mrmonday was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:32 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 21:16:51] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:19 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 21:56:05] dave found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:54 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 22:09:35] krin [242/311] has challenged a [297/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to krin's clock.
[06/15/21 22:18:06] Hirion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:35 towards level 38.
[06/15/21 22:48:24] canton7 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:23 from level 27.
[06/15/21 23:04:58] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:55 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 00:02:08] starlink was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:11 towards level 36.
[06/16/21 00:17:11] krin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:05 towards level 36.
[06/16/21 00:58:13] Ancalagon burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Ancalagon's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/16/21 00:59:55] Crazycatlady was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:42 from level 32.
[06/16/21 01:38:02] Centrixx found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:01 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 02:24:51] a [258/398] has challenged zbe [269/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to a's clock.
[06/16/21 02:28:42] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:17 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 02:45:07] BUSY found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:46 towards level 34.
[06/16/21 03:02:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MightyDrv's tunic! MightyDrv's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/21 03:07:41] Covid-19 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:43 from level 38.
[06/16/21 03:35:08] buzel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:39 towards level 37.
[06/16/21 04:19:45] dnim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:27 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 04:34:55] Heisenberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:23 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 04:42:18] Algernon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:16 from level 38.
[06/16/21 06:15:53] Algernon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:42 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 07:04:23] kline was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:40 from level 38.
[06/16/21 07:55:55] Crazycatlady's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Crazycatlady's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/16/21 09:29:08] MightyDrv ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:32 from level 36.
[06/16/21 10:01:35] jgn fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:10 from level 38.
[06/16/21 11:48:56] Thorael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:39 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 12:12:14] _sh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:01 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 12:25:04] nyuszika7h was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:36 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 12:39:34] io got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:11 from level 37.
[06/16/21 12:59:50] DrinkyBird tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:58 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 13:21:25] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:33 towards level 37.
[06/16/21 13:46:21] Algernon has dealt Notir a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:27:34 is added to Notir's clock.
[06/16/21 13:47:10] J-472 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:56 from level 36.
[06/16/21 14:09:54] starlink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:47 towards level 37.
[06/16/21 14:14:13] megubyte was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:05:53 from level 38.
[06/16/21 14:28:08] apiw had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:43 towards level 31.
[06/16/21 14:32:29] Acolarh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:24 towards level 36.
[06/16/21 14:43:31] popey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:58 towards level 23.
[06/16/21 15:01:01] brycec ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:51 from level 38.
[06/16/21 15:02:41] buzzzzz's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buzzzzz's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/21 15:45:05] blackroot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:29 towards level 37.
[06/16/21 15:59:11] edk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:37 from level 38.
[06/16/21 16:23:55] sc was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:31 from level 37.
[06/16/21 16:38:46] zankore [185/212] has challenged a [45/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:40 is removed from zankore's clock.
[06/16/21 16:41:37] nCrazed bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:35 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 16:46:24] tmberg has dealt hax404 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:42:59 is added to hax404's clock.
[06/16/21 19:14:05] MrGlass had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:07 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 20:37:50] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:13 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 20:58:58] Sokar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:37 towards level 39.
[06/16/21 21:02:32] Globbs walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:41 from level 26.
[06/16/21 21:24:54] meskio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:35 towards level 33.
[06/16/21 21:36:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on quanticle's tunic! quanticle's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/21 21:50:19] Hekik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:28 towards level 15.
[06/16/21 22:34:04] quanticle has dealt Lnk a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:36:18 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/16/21 22:53:36] gradator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:19 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 22:55:36] a [360/398] has come upon Hirion [297/498] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:30:39 is removed from a's clock.
[06/16/21 23:03:35] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:45 towards level 38.
[06/16/21 23:10:09] Makhno's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Makhno's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/21 23:34:17] jacob1 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:51 from level 39.
[06/17/21 00:51:07] quanticle was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:32 towards level 31.
[06/17/21 01:12:02] ToHellWithGA was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:57 from level 36.
[06/17/21 01:19:03] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:02 towards level 39.
[06/17/21 01:36:04] Affliction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:04 towards level 39.
[06/17/21 02:47:09] caeli has dealt Kachin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:57:25 is added to Kachin's clock.
[06/17/21 02:54:43] sid3windr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:38 towards level 38.
[06/17/21 02:57:44] Andrio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:16 from level 38.
[06/17/21 03:09:41] nicole met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:16 from level 36.
[06/17/21 04:23:38] sparrowhawk has dealt brycec a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:14:21 is added to brycec's clock.
[06/17/21 06:02:18] starlink met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:40 from level 37.
[06/17/21 06:10:14] MsYou met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:18 from level 38.
[06/17/21 06:12:35] smoops found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:02 towards level 36.
[06/17/21 07:54:10] Ankhers fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:54 from level 37.
[06/17/21 07:55:31] Sombra spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sombra's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/21 07:57:13] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:22 towards level 39.
[06/17/21 07:59:34] BMO slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! BMO's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/21 08:00:50] Paperclip ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:43 from level 39.
[06/17/21 08:26:42] AlexS caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:17 towards level 35.
[06/17/21 09:15:59] JeDa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:53 towards level 39.
[06/17/21 09:38:52] hax404 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! hax404's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/21 09:45:11] rabbitear fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:41 from level 37.
[06/17/21 09:52:43] MrGlass's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! MrGlass's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/21 09:53:19] Kaani walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:13 from level 39.
[06/17/21 10:06:31] misha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:09 towards level 39.
[06/17/21 10:27:41] nicole had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:14 towards level 36.
[06/17/21 11:30:21] Neil was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:57 from level 35.
[06/17/21 12:53:59] allo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:06 towards level 39.
[06/17/21 13:23:51] ubergeek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:49 towards level 34.
[06/17/21 13:54:46] bsleep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:04 towards level 28.
[06/17/21 13:59:35] Cirdan [75/295] has challenged a [20/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[06/17/21 14:23:40] a [186/398] has challenged Thorael [201/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to a's clock.
[06/17/21 14:48:06] mrmonday burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! mrmonday's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/21 15:06:47] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:14:54 from level 39.
[06/17/21 16:10:53] talisein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:34 towards level 36.
[06/17/21 16:20:20] nya was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:44 from level 38.
[06/17/21 16:46:10] Destruia caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:33 towards level 39.
[06/17/21 16:59:40] Phil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:04 towards level 39.
[06/17/21 17:07:44] average hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:24 towards level 34.
[06/17/21 17:50:48] Way was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:27 from level 38.
[06/17/21 17:58:23] Theleveler spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Theleveler's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/21 18:02:20] Yarosh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:16 from level 39.
[06/17/21 18:31:13] Theleveler tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:16 towards level 39.
[06/17/21 18:44:01] Snarlack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:57 towards level 35.
[06/17/21 19:06:38] Thorael has dealt apb a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:17:40 is added to apb's clock.
[06/17/21 19:59:07] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:19 towards level 39.
[06/17/21 20:04:44] Pricey spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Pricey's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/21 20:13:43] dave was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:47 towards level 39.
[06/17/21 20:28:59] smoops was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:59 towards level 36.
[06/17/21 20:37:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dwfreed's tunic! dwfreed's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/17/21 20:50:18] gdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:49 towards level 37.
[06/17/21 21:08:49] pyre found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:15 towards level 39.
[06/17/21 21:28:47] MrGlass's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! MrGlass's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/21 21:54:38] Reilly has dealt Way a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:15:18 is added to Way's clock.
[06/17/21 22:08:46] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:51 towards level 39.
[06/17/21 22:58:08] Tangles fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:41 from level 36.
[06/17/21 23:33:53] t3chn0 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:07 towards level 38.
[06/17/21 23:38:51] blackroot has dealt meti a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:01:24 is added to meti's clock.
[06/17/21 23:48:47] eising's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! eising's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/21 23:54:04] talisein was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:41 towards level 36.
[06/18/21 00:04:06] Affliction slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Affliction's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/18/21 00:22:40] The local wizard imbued rfc2549's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! rfc2549's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/21 00:33:18] MrGlass was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:13 towards level 39.
[06/18/21 00:46:15] Nocebo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:06 towards level 37.
[06/18/21 00:56:23] vectr0n bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:42 towards level 38.
[06/18/21 01:09:31] d4n13L bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:33 towards level 19.
[06/18/21 01:09:40] Hirion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:49 towards level 39.
[06/18/21 01:21:31] zankore found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:09 towards level 30.
[06/18/21 02:21:03] popey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:38 towards level 28.
[06/18/21 03:07:33] gradator was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:20:18 from level 39.
[06/18/21 03:16:44] Beefcan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:31 towards level 38.
[06/18/21 04:20:28] quanticle was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:37 from level 32.
[06/18/21 04:58:28] krin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:59 towards level 37.
[06/18/21 06:22:57] Phil found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:29 towards level 39.
[06/18/21 08:23:25] SirBummelz has dealt quanticle a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:41:30 is added to quanticle's clock.
[06/18/21 09:03:47] Raito has dealt ubergeek a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:45:21 is added to ubergeek's clock.
[06/18/21 09:10:40] Khorne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:27 towards level 37.
[06/18/21 09:11:01] Rolan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:28 towards level 16.
[06/18/21 10:38:58] ion was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:36 from level 34.
[06/18/21 11:11:08] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:07 towards level 39.
[06/18/21 11:54:05] Sherpard2 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sherpard2's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/18/21 12:14:15] Tangles was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:47 towards level 37.
[06/18/21 12:21:55] Beefcan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:36 towards level 38.
[06/18/21 12:22:32] trashicus spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! trashicus's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/18/21 12:31:30] Geoff burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Geoff's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/18/21 12:43:12] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:01 towards level 40.
[06/18/21 12:46:48] meti had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:35 towards level 32.
[06/18/21 13:01:51] spex got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:09 from level 28.
[06/18/21 13:07:13] buzel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:24 towards level 39.
[06/18/21 13:10:08] MsYou was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:41 towards level 39.
[06/18/21 14:19:26] MightyDrv has dealt buZz a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:28:38 is added to buZz's clock.
[06/18/21 14:58:38] Fenrik has dealt hax404 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:10:34 is added to hax404's clock.
[06/18/21 15:00:23] Phil found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:54 towards level 39.
[06/18/21 15:13:38] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:53 towards level 39.
[06/18/21 16:08:59] sc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:06 towards level 38.
[06/18/21 17:01:21] Nechayev hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:20 towards level 35.
[06/18/21 17:17:47] Algernon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:18 towards level 40.
[06/18/21 17:58:32] Bahhumbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:09 towards level 38.
[06/18/21 18:06:55] zankore gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:28 towards level 31.
[06/18/21 18:41:30] Khorne ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:52 from level 37.
[06/18/21 19:10:13] buzzzzz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:25 towards level 39.
[06/18/21 19:41:46] Reilly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:57 towards level 29.
[06/18/21 20:00:38] sheu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:46 towards level 40.
[06/18/21 20:50:12] Wolf's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Wolf's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/21 20:57:14] TimWolla found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:51 towards level 39.
[06/18/21 22:01:10] gettu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:56 towards level 33.
[06/18/21 22:51:17] Kachin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:17 towards level 37.
[06/18/21 22:53:32] bagels was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:56 from level 29.
[06/18/21 23:13:45] thiccboi was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:48 from level 31.
[06/19/21 00:50:58] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:35 towards level 39.
[06/19/21 01:30:51] SirBummelz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:36 towards level 31.
[06/19/21 01:35:41] adamus1red was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:19 from level 40.
[06/19/21 01:42:30] MightyDrv has dealt The_Decryptor a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:48:02 is added to The_Decryptor's clock.
[06/19/21 02:01:22] Forud had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:37 towards level 38.
[06/19/21 02:16:55] el got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:36 towards level 40.
[06/19/21 02:30:31] Nysdar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:17:24 from level 40.
[06/19/21 02:41:18] meti was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:45 towards level 33.
[06/19/21 03:12:43] trashicus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! trashicus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/21 03:56:25] Tenedos has dealt Misza a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:33:58 is added to Misza's clock.
[06/19/21 04:46:11] hdm has dealt MightyDrv a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:27:17 is added to MightyDrv's clock.
[06/19/21 05:04:26] edef reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! edef's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/21 06:41:41] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:06 towards level 39.
[06/19/21 06:44:15] The local wizard imbued Jens's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Jens's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/21 06:51:01] aqsd was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:28 towards level 40.
[06/19/21 07:44:17] Ancalagon has dealt Puff a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:23:11 is added to Puff's clock.
[06/19/21 08:18:05] "\@_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:00 towards level 39.
[06/19/21 09:17:19] tmberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:12 towards level 35.
[06/19/21 09:25:51] J-472 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:14 towards level 38.
[06/19/21 09:47:10] pwae's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pwae's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/21 11:12:52] Pricey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:38 towards level 39.
[06/19/21 11:25:18] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:22 towards level 40.
[06/19/21 11:52:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nCrazed's tunic! nCrazed's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/21 12:30:44] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:04 towards level 40.
[06/19/21 12:37:06] rabbitear tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:39 towards level 38.
[06/19/21 12:42:28] Jens was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:22 from level 39.
[06/19/21 12:44:52] pyre has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:11:32 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/19/21 12:53:30] Andrio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:34 from level 40.
[06/19/21 13:02:16] "\@_ ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:13 from level 40.
[06/19/21 13:19:17] Fenrik got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:28 from level 40.
[06/19/21 14:09:07] d4n13L had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:30 towards level 27.
[06/19/21 15:53:56] jgn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:26 towards level 40.
[06/19/21 16:04:46] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:33 towards level 40.
[06/19/21 16:42:57] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:18 towards level 40.
[06/19/21 17:02:43] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:44 towards level 40.
[06/19/21 17:41:30] Oblomov has dealt bobvador a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:02:26 is added to bobvador's clock.
[06/19/21 18:20:35] Gorek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:56 from level 40.
[06/19/21 18:32:10] jgn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:33 towards level 40.
[06/19/21 19:14:32] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:11:18 from level 39.
[06/19/21 19:24:47] The local wizard imbued tmberg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tmberg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/21 19:24:50] rabbitear caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:03 towards level 38.
[06/19/21 20:06:35] Misza hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:39 towards level 40.
[06/19/21 21:10:07] dave was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:26 towards level 40.
[06/19/21 21:49:13] quanticle was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:08 towards level 35.
[06/19/21 22:08:02] rabbitear gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:53 towards level 38.
[06/19/21 22:22:50] Puff was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:16:33 from level 40.
[06/19/21 23:07:11] gildarts hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:42 towards level 39.
[06/19/21 23:16:58] scornn reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! scornn's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/21 23:44:01] sc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:51 towards level 39.
[06/20/21 00:04:04] The local wizard imbued CharlieAngel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CharlieAngel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/21 00:43:52] blabber found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:41 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 00:44:58] glguy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:11 towards level 39.
[06/20/21 00:47:13] thiccboi had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:26 towards level 32.
[06/20/21 00:48:43] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:45 towards level 39.
[06/20/21 01:12:28] jayvee was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:43 from level 40.
[06/20/21 01:42:08] xbill burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! xbill's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/20/21 02:20:21] TauPan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:38 towards level 38.
[06/20/21 02:48:52] JeDa ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:12:46 from level 40.
[06/20/21 02:50:52] Carl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:30 from level 39.
[06/20/21 03:23:53] pants has dealt Nechayev a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:21:02 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[06/20/21 03:59:49] Pici got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:52 towards level 36.
[06/20/21 04:33:02] MsYou ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:27:56 from level 40.
[06/20/21 04:43:28] TimWolla walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:46:58 from level 40.
[06/20/21 06:11:26] tswsl burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! tswsl's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/20/21 06:41:33] bsleep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:20 towards level 33.
[06/20/21 07:10:15] bsleep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:25 towards level 33.
[06/20/21 07:25:21] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:03 towards level 29.
[06/20/21 07:43:16] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:02 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 08:53:20] soltys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:36 towards level 37.
[06/20/21 09:08:44] washclof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:47 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 09:13:42] PiotrekD was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:54 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 09:40:03] Paperclip was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:04 from level 40.
[06/20/21 10:29:49] BastelBot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:13 from level 41.
[06/20/21 10:38:57] popey's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! popey's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/21 11:57:58] Yuhno found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:17 towards level 37.
[06/20/21 11:59:58] Endust caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:15 towards level 31.
[06/20/21 12:03:59] zbe's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zbe's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/21 12:38:54] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:26 towards level 41.
[06/20/21 14:13:04] Destruia was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:44 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 14:17:59] ion fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:47 from level 36.
[06/20/21 14:21:03] dnim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:18 from level 40.
[06/20/21 14:57:45] MrGlass found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:06 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 15:01:16] chiastre slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! chiastre's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/20/21 15:06:56] FenderQ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:35 towards level 34.
[06/20/21 16:55:07] The local wizard imbued golgy's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! golgy's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/21 17:00:39] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:25 towards level 39.
[06/20/21 17:34:16] bookworm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:03:46 from level 40.
[06/20/21 17:35:37] dave had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:24 towards level 41.
[06/20/21 17:38:50] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:42 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 17:52:32] gdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:45 towards level 39.
[06/20/21 18:24:24] JamCow was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:59 from level 30.
[06/20/21 18:49:42] Kaani gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:33 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 19:22:15] HeavyPodda has dealt Paganel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:04:35 is added to Paganel's clock.
[06/20/21 20:35:34] MELOONi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:12 from level 35.
[06/20/21 20:40:29] CompanionCube ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:46 from level 41.
[06/20/21 20:50:01] jgn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:37 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 20:50:46] Psilocybe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:59 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 21:01:52] nyuszika7h was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:56 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 21:05:17] kenyon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:02 towards level 41.
[06/20/21 21:33:14] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:06 towards level 41.
[06/20/21 21:59:46] Nocebo's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Nocebo's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/21 22:41:53] scornn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:03 towards level 40.
[06/20/21 22:57:09] Khorne has dealt kptr a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:21:40 is added to kptr's clock.
[06/21/21 00:01:54] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:39 towards level 41.
[06/21/21 00:42:36] SCSi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:54 towards level 33.
[06/21/21 03:09:36] Notir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:02 towards level 37.
[06/21/21 03:11:55] V reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! V's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/21 03:22:33] Beefcan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:54 from level 39.
[06/21/21 03:34:42] megubyte hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:01 towards level 40.
[06/21/21 03:56:31] Heisenberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:26 towards level 40.
[06/21/21 04:20:41] edk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:37 towards level 40.
[06/21/21 04:42:34] Nechayev was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:37 towards level 37.
[06/21/21 04:59:56] glguy ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:42 from level 40.
[06/21/21 05:11:01] freeboson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:25 towards level 41.
[06/21/21 05:33:09] The local wizard imbued Paperclip's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Paperclip's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/21 05:38:13] Pricey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:29 towards level 40.
[06/21/21 06:04:28] zankore tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:32 towards level 34.
[06/21/21 08:07:40] SirBummelz ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:11 from level 34.
[06/21/21 08:13:56] allo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:54 towards level 41.
[06/21/21 08:32:54] BastelBot spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! BastelBot's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/21/21 09:53:54] The local wizard imbued bg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/21 10:03:27] Platonides found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:54 towards level 40.
[06/21/21 10:35:18] hax404 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:10 towards level 40.
[06/21/21 11:26:11] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:10 towards level 40.
[06/21/21 12:02:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kptr's tunic! kptr's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/21 12:30:15] starlink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:01 towards level 40.
[06/21/21 12:55:39] szczot3k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:57 towards level 41.
[06/21/21 13:50:04] Thorael spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Thorael's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/21/21 14:21:08] sam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:06:48 from level 41.
[06/21/21 14:32:23] MrGlass met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:25:25 from level 41.
[06/21/21 15:26:47] brycec found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:56 towards level 41.
[06/21/21 15:54:47] Heisenberg's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Heisenberg's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/21/21 16:19:35] bsleep got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:45 towards level 35.
[06/21/21 17:02:58] TauPan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:08 towards level 39.
[06/21/21 17:06:38] FenderQ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:22 towards level 35.
[06/21/21 17:53:13] Beefcan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:31 towards level 40.
[06/21/21 18:06:43] nicole was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:05:19 from level 37.
[06/21/21 18:27:12] meskio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:24 towards level 38.
[06/21/21 18:59:28] damyan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! damyan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/21 19:13:04] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/21/21 19:41:09] Yarosh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Yarosh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/21/21 19:56:27] szczot3k was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:34:58 from level 41.
[06/21/21 20:35:51] bagels found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:31 towards level 33.
[06/21/21 20:51:33] jgn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:04 towards level 41.
[06/21/21 21:40:29] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:25 towards level 41.
[06/21/21 21:50:53] Acolarh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:17 towards level 39.
[06/21/21 21:52:41] Snarlack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:28 from level 38.
[06/21/21 22:18:36] Crazycatlady was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:20:25 from level 37.
[06/21/21 23:04:07] cremefresh slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! cremefresh's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/21/21 23:33:12] buzzzzz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:03 towards level 41.
[06/21/21 23:33:36] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:57 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 00:32:54] SCSi had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:12 towards level 34.
[06/22/21 01:29:57] The local wizard imbued gradator's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gradator's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/21 01:52:49] Umbire has dealt HeavyPodda a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:36:57 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/22/21 04:49:44] Cirdan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:16:37 from level 40.
[06/22/21 05:44:30] The_Decryptor was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:00:00 from level 41.
[06/22/21 06:30:08] Nysdar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:55 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 08:05:04] iiriix ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:37:43 from level 41.
[06/22/21 08:35:43] ChowderKeg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ChowderKeg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/21 08:40:08] Sokar was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:10 from level 41.
[06/22/21 09:00:43] anarcat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:20 towards level 39.
[06/22/21 09:50:57] Fenrik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:44 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 10:35:31] apiw was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:18 towards level 35.
[06/22/21 11:14:46] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:45 towards level 40.
[06/22/21 11:51:17] freeboson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:04 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 12:07:48] spex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:35 towards level 34.
[06/22/21 12:36:57] vectr0n gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:45 towards level 40.
[06/22/21 13:12:47] sc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:19:20 from level 40.
[06/22/21 14:18:17] megubyte was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:18 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 15:05:57] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:00 towards level 38.
[06/22/21 15:33:32] Platonides was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:05 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 15:42:32] allo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:46 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 15:59:26] gradator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:30 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 16:15:49] Notir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:19 towards level 38.
[06/22/21 17:34:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Svetland's tunic! Svetland's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/21 19:22:11] RussellB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:21 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 19:30:55] eising was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:01 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 19:36:44] Puff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:33 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 19:40:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on JeDa's tunic! JeDa's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/21 20:52:01] Platonides slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Platonides's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/22/21 21:46:42] jayvee's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jayvee's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/21 21:57:41] edef's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! edef's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/21 22:00:42] scornn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:17 towards level 41.
[06/22/21 22:21:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kline's tunic! kline's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/21 22:37:20] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:37 towards level 40.
[06/22/21 23:09:36] Stella found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:21 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 00:08:39] spex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:38 towards level 34.
[06/23/21 00:30:49] Techman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Techman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/23/21 00:40:42] szczot3k was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:36:37 from level 41.
[06/23/21 00:45:49] MsYou tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:25 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 02:04:26] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:12 towards level 40.
[06/23/21 02:07:00] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:01 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 02:21:12] edk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:29 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 02:21:30] Affliction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:49 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 03:47:57] Togra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:23 towards level 23.
[06/23/21 04:48:05] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:40 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 05:04:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Paperclip's tunic! Paperclip's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/21 05:20:00] bagels bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:06 towards level 35.
[06/23/21 05:25:28] scornn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:52 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 06:25:32] jgn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:15 towards level 42.
[06/23/21 07:06:18] The local wizard imbued Acolarh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Acolarh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/21 07:24:47] BMO was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:31 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 07:38:13] pants was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:32 towards level 37.
[06/23/21 07:45:18] charitwo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:16 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 08:00:21] dwfreed ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:43 from level 41.
[06/23/21 08:22:53] nicole tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:32 towards level 38.
[06/23/21 09:23:56] Sparks was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:53 towards level 39.
[06/23/21 09:49:46] Sokar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:40:48 from level 42.
[06/23/21 10:15:04] pandakekok got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:39 towards level 16.
[06/23/21 11:03:53] lightstalker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:49 towards level 34.
[06/23/21 11:17:05] ShinobiChileno discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:26 towards level 37.
[06/23/21 11:17:47] spex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:59 towards level 35.
[06/23/21 12:07:42] hax404 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:39 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 13:44:04] pandakekok was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:07 towards level 18.
[06/23/21 14:25:07] tswsl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:38 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 14:28:14] RussellB slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! RussellB's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/23/21 14:29:56] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:24 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 15:36:29] Andrio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:38 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 15:55:09] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:42 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 15:58:24] damyan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:19 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 16:05:08] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:59 towards level 38.
[06/23/21 16:14:37] krin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:38 from level 41.
[06/23/21 16:27:58] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:24 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 16:41:10] Way fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:24 from level 41.
[06/23/21 17:01:50] KyloRen got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:45 towards level 32.
[06/23/21 17:15:59] meskio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! meskio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/21 17:23:13] TimWolla was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:36 from level 41.
[06/23/21 17:50:50] Sergio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:06 from level 39.
[06/23/21 18:06:47] JeDa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:01 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 18:24:14] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:33 from level 41.
[06/23/21 18:27:42] misha's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! misha's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/21 18:36:12] Wolf has dealt brycec a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:12:39 is added to brycec's clock.
[06/23/21 18:42:40] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:27 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 20:03:32] tmberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:07 towards level 39.
[06/23/21 20:15:45] JeDa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:00 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 20:21:58] Paganel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:08 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 20:24:05] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:28 towards level 41.
[06/23/21 20:26:32] laama found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:45 towards level 42.
[06/23/21 20:34:34] keepermurph caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:09 towards level 27.
[06/23/21 21:34:21] gdm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:28 towards level 40.
[06/23/21 23:20:16] meti was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:06 from level 37.
[06/23/21 23:37:25] FenderQ was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:57 from level 37.
[06/23/21 23:39:20] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:54 towards level 42.
[06/24/21 00:07:25] glguy's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! glguy's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/21 00:13:57] Misza was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:07 towards level 42.
[06/24/21 00:16:15] Oblomov had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:55 towards level 41.
[06/24/21 00:25:00] Rolan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:19 towards level 34.
[06/24/21 01:07:22] gettu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:10 towards level 38.
[06/24/21 01:07:46] bsleep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:39 towards level 36.
[06/24/21 01:34:48] Neil was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:15 from level 40.
[06/24/21 01:37:22] talisein was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:55 towards level 39.
[06/24/21 01:57:21] Neil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:09 towards level 40.
[06/24/21 02:27:25] zgrep reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zgrep's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/21 04:37:41] R2robot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:45 from level 42.
[06/24/21 04:46:23] pfoley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:40 towards level 41.
[06/24/21 05:53:43] skerm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! skerm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/21 06:31:19] ToHellWithGA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:56 towards level 40.
[06/24/21 06:51:44] samhain got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:01 from level 40.
[06/24/21 06:56:49] brycec caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:14 towards level 42.
[06/24/21 07:26:16] The local wizard imbued dxrt's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dxrt's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/21 07:36:13] KyloRen got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:55 towards level 33.
[06/24/21 07:41:15] Sergio met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:16 from level 40.
[06/24/21 08:35:10] RussellB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:58 towards level 42.
[06/24/21 08:39:50] Kachin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:22 towards level 40.
[06/24/21 08:51:05] Khorne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:58 towards level 40.
[06/24/21 09:18:29] zankore found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:13 towards level 37.
[06/24/21 09:51:55] Geoff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:07 towards level 39.
[06/24/21 11:06:52] vectr0n found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:47 towards level 41.
[06/24/21 11:09:02] Sparks found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:17 towards level 40.
[06/24/21 11:50:35] sc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:06:24 from level 41.
[06/24/21 12:04:53] Acolarh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Acolarh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/21 12:31:44] gettu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:12 towards level 38.
[06/24/21 13:02:42] rs's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! rs's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/21 13:09:20] dave got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:25:07 from level 42.
[06/24/21 13:43:09] "\@_ burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! "\@_'s set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/21 13:50:38] The local wizard imbued hax404's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hax404's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/21 14:01:53] li gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:13 towards level 41.
[06/24/21 14:46:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cfebs's tunic! cfebs's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/21 15:11:17] Algernon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:49 from level 42.
[06/24/21 15:42:07] Heisenberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:55 towards level 42.
[06/24/21 16:20:29] tmberg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:51 from level 39.
[06/24/21 16:30:18] Geoff hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:16 towards level 39.
[06/24/21 16:32:46] rs got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:19 towards level 22.
[06/24/21 17:04:30] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:18 towards level 42.
[06/24/21 17:07:06] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:13 towards level 42.
[06/24/21 17:50:37] keepermurph has dealt Juan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:11:13 is added to Juan's clock.
[06/24/21 18:04:30] golgy got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:33:00 from level 42.
[06/24/21 18:28:24] Geoff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:41 towards level 39.
[06/24/21 18:49:10] Covid-19 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:47 from level 41.
[06/24/21 19:17:59] Puff tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:52 towards level 42.
[06/24/21 19:26:18] The local wizard imbued uovobw's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! uovobw's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/21 19:58:51] d4n13L tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:23 towards level 35.
[06/24/21 20:10:21] Phil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:40 towards level 42.
[06/24/21 20:26:40] pants hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:27 towards level 38.
[06/24/21 20:34:44] Neil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:24 towards level 40.
[06/24/21 20:54:19] pfoley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:36 towards level 42.
[06/24/21 21:44:18] nCrazed had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:43 towards level 42.
[06/24/21 21:51:55] Tor fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:38 from level 42.
[06/24/21 21:53:44] dxrt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:09 towards level 36.
[06/24/21 22:10:47] gettu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:04 from level 38.
[06/24/21 22:13:39] SirBummelz was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:07 from level 37.
[06/24/21 22:25:10] bookworm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:01:41 from level 42.
[06/24/21 22:58:36] Covid-19 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:26 towards level 41.
[06/24/21 23:16:53] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:35 towards level 39.
[06/24/21 23:48:21] bsleep bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:36 towards level 37.
[06/24/21 23:55:28] smoops was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:36 from level 40.
[06/25/21 00:02:32] Rolan has dealt Algernon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:04:24 is added to Algernon's clock.
[06/25/21 00:16:23] Neil was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:01 towards level 40.
[06/25/21 00:16:41] nya's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nya's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/21 00:29:56] Knut got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:43 towards level 25.
[06/25/21 01:50:35] rfc2549 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:26 towards level 42.
[06/25/21 02:54:03] SCSi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:10 towards level 37.
[06/25/21 03:39:11] pztrn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:38 towards level 39.
[06/25/21 03:45:48] charitwo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:58 towards level 41.
[06/25/21 04:39:20] Phil was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:19 towards level 42.
[06/25/21 05:00:38] The local wizard imbued megubyte's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! megubyte's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/21 05:04:42] ubergeek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:08 from level 39.
[06/25/21 05:33:31] soltys's charm ate a bolt of lightning! soltys's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/21 05:49:07] V's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! V's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/25/21 07:17:25] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/21 07:41:21] Endust's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Endust's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/21 08:45:20] keepermurph was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:22 towards level 31.
[06/25/21 08:46:05] MELOONi has dealt jokajak a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:27:38 is added to jokajak's clock.
[06/25/21 08:47:42] Kite was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:16 towards level 42.
[06/25/21 09:39:05] caeli was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:59:24 from level 42.
[06/25/21 09:50:25] Affliction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:45 towards level 42.
[06/25/21 10:30:43] Endust has dealt Way a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:16:10 is added to Way's clock.
[06/25/21 11:45:06] Destruia was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:54:48 from level 42.
[06/25/21 12:02:03] Kachin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:22 from level 40.
[06/25/21 13:07:53] allo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:39 towards level 42.
[06/25/21 15:08:35] Kaani found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:00 towards level 42.
[06/25/21 15:51:27] MetaNova was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:42 from level 42.
[06/25/21 16:47:42] mordac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:01 towards level 42.
[06/25/21 18:00:19] mordac gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:58 towards level 42.
[06/25/21 18:01:35] Heisenberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:42 towards level 42.
[06/25/21 18:02:59] pztrn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:49 towards level 39.
[06/25/21 18:10:54] Theleveler was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:23 from level 42.
[06/25/21 18:12:55] talisein's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! talisein's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/25/21 18:24:18] ubergeek has dealt Bahhumbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:07:53 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[06/25/21 18:59:40] gradator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:02 towards level 42.
[06/25/21 19:25:50] tsr met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:12:52 from level 42.
[06/25/21 19:45:13] ubergeek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:26 from level 40.
[06/25/21 20:13:57] Phil hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:15 towards level 42.
[06/25/21 20:57:26] DrWhax fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:50 from level 41.
[06/25/21 21:19:13] xbill caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:30 towards level 43.
[06/25/21 22:48:04] apiw hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:43 towards level 37.
[06/25/21 23:59:46] MrGlass has dealt pants a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:15:56 is added to pants's clock.
[06/26/21 00:04:53] talisein was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:58 from level 40.
[06/26/21 00:57:47] texke ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:04:16 from level 41.
[06/26/21 01:22:19] dave was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:47 from level 43.
[06/26/21 02:11:35] rfc2549 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:10:22 from level 42.
[06/26/21 02:30:32] blackroot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:08 towards level 42.
[06/26/21 02:57:06] jayvee bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:07 towards level 43.
[06/26/21 03:28:46] edef discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:41 towards level 41.
[06/26/21 03:36:24] Platonides caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:24 towards level 42.
[06/26/21 03:39:13] sheu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:22 towards level 43.
[06/26/21 04:20:37] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:09 towards level 27.
[06/26/21 04:33:25] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:31 towards level 43.
[06/26/21 04:42:36] Tenedos was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:03 from level 36.
[06/26/21 04:53:48] Acolarh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:11 towards level 41.
[06/26/21 05:06:06] BastelBot burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! BastelBot's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/21 05:15:29] pyre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:52 towards level 42.
[06/26/21 05:18:27] knox was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:35 from level 29.
[06/26/21 05:37:55] average discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:52 towards level 37.
[06/26/21 06:46:15] Quack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:46 towards level 28.
[06/26/21 06:54:55] trashicus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:20 towards level 40.
[06/26/21 08:33:02] zankore has dealt foo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:01:38 is added to foo's clock.
[06/26/21 08:39:21] jokajak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:04 towards level 28.
[06/26/21 08:45:43] crank met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:55 from level 42.
[06/26/21 08:54:45] TauPan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! TauPan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/21 09:07:13] bsleep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:00 towards level 38.
[06/26/21 09:19:06] canton7 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:57 towards level 39.
[06/26/21 09:28:39] adamus1red has dealt zankore a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:40:16 is added to zankore's clock.
[06/26/21 09:34:52] RussellB has dealt Endust a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:44:51 is added to Endust's clock.
[06/26/21 09:43:08] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:51 towards level 42.
[06/26/21 09:49:58] Knut met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:21 from level 29.
[06/26/21 10:06:49] AlexS found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:02 towards level 40.
[06/26/21 10:10:02] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:23 towards level 43.
[06/26/21 10:28:36] megubyte's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! megubyte's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/21 11:49:58] TauPan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:12 towards level 41.
[06/26/21 12:11:14] nicole hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:43 towards level 40.
[06/26/21 12:57:11] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:34 towards level 43.
[06/26/21 13:54:14] Syloq ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:20 from level 41.
[06/26/21 14:26:48] blackroot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:21:38 from level 42.
[06/26/21 15:01:22] smoops's charm ate a bolt of lightning! smoops's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/21 15:23:45] golgy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:33 towards level 42.
[06/26/21 15:26:24] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:41 towards level 42.
[06/26/21 15:34:44] Beefcan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Beefcan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/21 15:51:02] Reilly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:24 towards level 38.
[06/26/21 15:59:06] Pricey was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:28 towards level 42.
[06/26/21 16:21:50] jayvee was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:28:50 from level 43.
[06/26/21 17:43:31] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:33 towards level 41.
[06/26/21 17:50:29] golgy's charm ate a bolt of lightning! golgy's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/21 18:49:48] lightstalker was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:45 towards level 37.
[06/26/21 19:12:32] Way tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:44 towards level 42.
[06/26/21 20:15:41] vectr0n was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:16:34 from level 42.
[06/26/21 21:21:40] rs slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! rs's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/21 21:29:45] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:25 towards level 29.
[06/26/21 21:31:24] Platonides was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:16 towards level 42.
[06/26/21 21:35:22] laama hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:55 towards level 43.
[06/26/21 21:36:40] iiriix was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:33 towards level 42.
[06/26/21 21:56:12] gildarts got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:08:48 from level 42.
[06/26/21 22:10:27] tswsl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:03 towards level 42.
[06/26/21 22:38:18] The local wizard imbued jayvee's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jayvee's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/21 22:42:34] Russell discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:15 towards level 42.
[06/27/21 00:04:16] uovobw found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:20 towards level 42.
[06/27/21 00:20:16] Algernon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:22:14 from level 43.
[06/27/21 01:09:28] BUSY was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:39 towards level 39.
[06/27/21 01:17:53] average discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:01 towards level 37.
[06/27/21 01:25:16] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:04 towards level 42.
[06/27/21 02:00:37] edk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! edk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/21 02:22:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Togra's tunic! Togra's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/21 02:32:22] zankore got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:42 towards level 39.
[06/27/21 02:38:09] metadaemon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! metadaemon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/21 02:48:44] fattrat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:30 from level 42.
[06/27/21 03:27:55] CompanionCube gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:12 towards level 43.
[06/27/21 03:29:56] Silvanus_Betrium has dealt zankore a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:49:03 is added to zankore's clock.
[06/27/21 03:36:45] Paganel was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:41:42 from level 43.
[06/27/21 03:52:48] kline caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:16 towards level 43.
[06/27/21 04:45:32] sam reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sam's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/21 04:52:16] A_Dragon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:59 towards level 43.
[06/27/21 05:38:56] Phil hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:55 towards level 43.
[06/27/21 05:49:29] The local wizard imbued TimWolla's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TimWolla's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/21 05:57:21] kline hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:27 towards level 43.
[06/27/21 06:48:22] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:12 towards level 43.
[06/27/21 07:13:21] FenderQ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:35 towards level 39.
[06/27/21 07:31:57] soltys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:43 towards level 41.
[06/27/21 07:42:54] MrGlass found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:58 towards level 43.
[06/27/21 07:58:27] ikex was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:00 from level 6.
[06/27/21 08:19:50] gerry666 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:20 towards level 36.
[06/27/21 08:41:51] Notir ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:23:38 from level 41.
[06/27/21 08:57:22] gerry666 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:16 towards level 36.
[06/27/21 09:23:11] Misza ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:50 from level 43.
[06/27/21 09:41:11] Ancalagon met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:31:36 from level 43.
[06/27/21 10:16:25] blabber was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:35:54 from level 43.
[06/27/21 10:28:16] Angelina tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:59 towards level 42.
[06/27/21 10:50:59] ubergeek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:17 towards level 40.
[06/27/21 11:00:37] Tangles got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:18 from level 42.
[06/27/21 11:02:19] samhain was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:57:43 from level 41.
[06/27/21 11:22:48] BUSY caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:54 towards level 39.
[06/27/21 11:48:17] Centrixx has dealt t3chn0 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:33:10 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[06/27/21 11:59:04] Acolarh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:41 towards level 41.
[06/27/21 12:00:16] The_Decryptor was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:00 from level 42.
[06/27/21 12:04:56] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:29 towards level 43.
[06/27/21 12:33:07] Pici got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:34 from level 40.
[06/27/21 13:03:01] shikhin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! shikhin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/21 13:09:30] Andrio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:07 towards level 43.
[06/27/21 13:41:18] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:33 towards level 43.
[06/27/21 14:18:47] nCrazed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:15 towards level 43.
[06/27/21 14:48:28] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:13 towards level 31.
[06/27/21 14:53:07] pyre was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:58 from level 43.
[06/27/21 15:01:27] beefnog has dealt JeDa a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:41:09 is added to JeDa's clock.
[06/27/21 15:50:43] zgrep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:51 towards level 42.
[06/27/21 15:55:59] t3chn0 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:40 towards level 42.
[06/27/21 17:10:27] talisein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:26 towards level 41.
[06/27/21 17:45:11] Reilly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:53 towards level 39.
[06/27/21 17:59:53] scornn ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:44:17 from level 43.
[06/27/21 19:12:49] freeboson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:19 towards level 43.
[06/27/21 19:13:01] BastelBot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:22:40 from level 43.
[06/27/21 19:18:32] Yuhno was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:57 from level 40.
[06/27/21 19:21:17] MightyDrv found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:54 towards level 42.
[06/27/21 19:32:26] Nechayev was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:49 towards level 41.
[06/27/21 20:05:48] Algernon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:00 towards level 43.
[06/27/21 20:17:08] blackroot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:37 towards level 42.
[06/27/21 20:27:13] Algernon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:30:57 from level 43.
[06/27/21 20:33:23] Globbs had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:12 towards level 39.
[06/27/21 20:41:07] damyan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:37 towards level 42.
[06/27/21 21:52:18] Pingerfowder reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Pingerfowder's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/21 22:12:35] The_Decryptor's charm ate a bolt of lightning! The_Decryptor's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/21 22:17:33] kptr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kptr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/21 22:17:45] rawgreaze tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:31 towards level 41.
[06/27/21 22:26:38] kenyon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:10 from level 43.
[06/27/21 23:37:36] A_Dragon fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:27 from level 43.
[06/28/21 00:18:22] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:09 towards level 42.
[06/28/21 00:37:41] misha was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:53:21 from level 43.
[06/28/21 01:14:20] Russell was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:33 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 01:18:36] Sherpard2 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:57 towards level 42.
[06/28/21 01:37:13] The_Decryptor was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:56 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 02:07:51] Pingerfowder was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:54 towards level 25.
[06/28/21 02:40:13] Sergio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:31 towards level 41.
[06/28/21 03:00:02] blabber caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:15 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 03:07:19] blackroot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:06 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 03:20:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on samhain's tunic! samhain's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/21 03:34:43] Oblomov tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:26 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 03:41:11] ChowderKeg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:20 towards level 42.
[06/28/21 04:10:27] allo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:48 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 04:18:41] Cirdan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:02 towards level 42.
[06/28/21 04:18:59] allo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:37 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 04:25:06] Drin has dealt Heisenberg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:25:59 is added to Heisenberg's clock.
[06/28/21 04:59:26] Reilly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:54:43 from level 39.
[06/28/21 05:24:07] Acolarh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:55 towards level 42.
[06/28/21 05:29:44] jgn spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jgn's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/21 05:48:36] sheu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:30 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 05:48:48] caeli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:17 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 05:53:07] mordac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:44 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 06:49:53] Yuhno was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:18:25 from level 41.
[06/28/21 07:08:36] Destruia gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:21 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 07:33:33] bsleep tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:33 towards level 39.
[06/28/21 07:50:14] Gorek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:12 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 07:58:40] Quack got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:49 towards level 32.
[06/28/21 08:01:38] Bkid was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:50 from level 41.
[06/28/21 08:12:26] nicole met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:56:16 from level 41.
[06/28/21 08:30:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Phil's tunic! Phil's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/21 09:22:10] sc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:13 towards level 42.
[06/28/21 09:24:23] gerry666 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:04 towards level 36.
[06/28/21 09:35:43] tomhek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:41 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 09:35:46] EdFletcher was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:25 from level 34.
[06/28/21 09:41:08] Affliction got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:48 from level 43.
[06/28/21 10:21:29] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:45 towards level 38.
[06/28/21 11:10:45] Majak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:32 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 11:54:57] MetaNova hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:46 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 11:57:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on JigmeDatse's tunic! JigmeDatse's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/21 12:05:38] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:21 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 16:27:26] Phil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:35 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 16:37:25] ubergeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:17 towards level 41.
[06/28/21 16:42:08] sid3windr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:01 towards level 42.
[06/28/21 17:35:34] tomhek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:35 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 17:38:32] smoops was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:05 towards level 42.
[06/28/21 17:56:39] Ancalagon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:21 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 18:12:00] TimWolla was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:02 from level 43.
[06/28/21 18:22:05] sheu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:47 towards level 44.
[06/28/21 18:43:16] Oblomov's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Oblomov's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/21 19:57:56] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:43 towards level 42.
[06/28/21 20:29:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Syloq's tunic! Syloq's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/21 20:55:01] buzel ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:48 from level 43.
[06/28/21 21:04:09] jgn fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:22:30 from level 43.
[06/28/21 21:08:34] szczot3k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:25 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 21:09:01] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:29 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 21:49:14] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:57 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 22:04:42] dnim hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:21 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 22:06:57] Majak ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:10:49 from level 43.
[06/28/21 22:23:04] Centrixx was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:56 from level 43.
[06/28/21 23:06:11] bobvador hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:50 towards level 43.
[06/28/21 23:50:03] rawgreaze bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:00 towards level 42.
[06/28/21 23:56:34] Sombra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:27 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 00:40:07] SirBummelz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:42 towards level 40.
[06/29/21 00:52:27] buzzzzz was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:29 from level 43.
[06/29/21 00:53:09] Forud met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:20 from level 42.
[06/29/21 01:04:03] HeavyPodda spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! HeavyPodda's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/29/21 01:51:54] dxrt has dealt Centrixx a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:15:34 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[06/29/21 02:29:58] tomhek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:35 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 02:47:41] megubyte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:02 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 02:50:18] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:25 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 03:02:08] Platonides tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:27 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 03:32:51] Neil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:27 towards level 42.
[06/29/21 04:22:43] sparrowhawk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:05 towards level 33.
[06/29/21 04:45:20] _sh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! _sh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/21 04:59:33] anarcat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:42 towards level 42.
[06/29/21 05:10:29] beefnog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:04 towards level 34.
[06/29/21 05:44:04] BastelBot met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:49:00 from level 44.
[06/29/21 05:44:46] BootsNPC walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:49 from level 34.
[06/29/21 06:01:08] edk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:42 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 06:03:44] KyloRen found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:18 towards level 36.
[06/29/21 06:05:51] knox gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:11 towards level 34.
[06/29/21 06:35:36] Thorael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:32 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 07:27:07] CodeGeek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:36:09 from level 43.
[06/29/21 08:36:25] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:04 towards level 42.
[06/29/21 08:37:25] Lord255 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:08:52 from level 44.
[06/29/21 08:49:33] meti was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:33:05 from level 40.
[06/29/21 08:50:40] starlink hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:23 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 09:49:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on charitwo's tunic! charitwo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/21 10:03:58] Tangles was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:41 towards level 42.
[06/29/21 10:49:06] bagels was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:51 towards level 39.
[06/29/21 11:51:29] hockpa2e fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:42 from level 25.
[06/29/21 11:55:56] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:40 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 11:58:27] csc2ya reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! csc2ya's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/21 12:14:31] starlink got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:55 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 12:28:55] sc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:15 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 12:53:16] dxrt hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:36 towards level 39.
[06/29/21 13:26:57] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:30 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 13:32:47] jokajak got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:37 from level 33.
[06/29/21 13:40:36] tmberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:33:46 from level 41.
[06/29/21 13:45:25] Tangles walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:41:08 from level 42.
[06/29/21 14:14:59] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:09 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 14:21:46] lightstalker had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:31 towards level 39.
[06/29/21 14:33:45] ShinobiChileno fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:31 from level 40.
[06/29/21 14:42:08] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:44 towards level 42.
[06/29/21 14:50:58] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:11 towards level 42.
[06/29/21 14:55:15] HeavyPodda has dealt ToHellWithGA a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:05:00 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[06/29/21 15:32:44] rawgreaze found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:24 towards level 42.
[06/29/21 15:46:50] MrGlass ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:19:38 from level 44.
[06/29/21 16:30:11] rawgreaze discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:49 towards level 42.
[06/29/21 16:38:49] tomhek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:58 from level 43.
[06/29/21 16:50:57] Sombra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:52 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 17:03:39] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:40 towards level 44.
[06/29/21 17:06:06] The local wizard imbued EdFletcher's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! EdFletcher's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/21 17:13:23] charitwo was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:25 from level 43.
[06/29/21 17:13:23] meskio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:33 towards level 42.
[06/29/21 17:29:14] Psilocybe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:15 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 17:42:35] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:32 towards level 44.
[06/29/21 17:58:08] KyloRen hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:45 towards level 37.
[06/29/21 18:17:45] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:33 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 18:28:44] canton7 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:28 towards level 41.
[06/29/21 18:41:26] Syloq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:34 towards level 42.
[06/29/21 18:42:17] DrWhax found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:08 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 19:02:37] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:36 towards level 44.
[06/29/21 19:06:44] The_Decryptor got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:05 from level 43.
[06/29/21 19:26:57] kptr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:46 from level 43.
[06/29/21 19:47:37] Nysdar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Nysdar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/21 19:54:14] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:44 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 20:10:18] The_Decryptor was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:00 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 20:32:23] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:22 towards level 42.
[06/29/21 20:52:45] CrashOverride was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:31 towards level 44.
[06/29/21 21:06:27] Rolan has dealt golgy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:05:39 is added to golgy's clock.
[06/29/21 22:46:07] keepermurph ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:55 from level 36.
[06/29/21 22:48:58] AlexS found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:27 towards level 41.
[06/29/21 23:34:26] nCrazed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:06 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 23:58:13] t3chn0 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:57 from level 43.
[06/30/21 01:15:12] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:49 towards level 43.
[06/30/21 01:48:08] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:29 towards level 43.
[06/30/21 02:04:42] Russell was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:11 towards level 43.
[06/30/21 02:23:31] krin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:25 towards level 43.
[06/30/21 03:49:19] kenyon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:39:33 from level 44.
[06/30/21 04:13:46] Covid-19 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:24 towards level 43.
[06/30/21 04:20:24] keepermurph tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:22 towards level 36.
[06/30/21 04:24:21] R2robot was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:32:58 from level 44.
[06/30/21 04:34:30] The local wizard imbued Neil's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Neil's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/21 05:22:01] TauPan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:03 from level 42.
[06/30/21 06:07:41] Drin was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:55 from level 39.
[06/30/21 06:08:38] quanticle found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:57 towards level 41.
[06/30/21 07:27:39] Svetland had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:30 towards level 41.
[06/30/21 07:39:48] talisein ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:36:24 from level 42.
[06/30/21 07:54:56] Lord255 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:02 towards level 44.
[06/30/21 08:04:28] iiriix was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:15 from level 43.
[06/30/21 08:05:55] buzel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:54 from level 43.
[06/30/21 08:21:46] Sokar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:24 towards level 44.
[06/30/21 08:36:22] tmberg has dealt JeDa a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:08:49 is added to JeDa's clock.
[06/30/21 09:45:09] The local wizard imbued Fenrik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fenrik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/21 09:46:54] pyre hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:39 towards level 44.
[06/30/21 10:08:13] Tenorman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:16 towards level 43.
[06/30/21 11:01:01] podge reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! podge's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/21 11:14:46] gettu was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:04:41 from level 41.
[06/30/21 11:20:05] A_Dragon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:52:38 from level 44.
[06/30/21 11:39:09] talisein was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:15 from level 42.
[06/30/21 12:00:50] TauPan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:23 towards level 42.
[06/30/21 12:21:18] J-472 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! J-472's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/21 13:05:15] Andrio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:34:35 from level 44.
[06/30/21 13:45:15] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:30 towards level 42.
[06/30/21 13:48:55] SirBummelz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:25 towards level 40.
[06/30/21 14:59:12] bookworm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:38 towards level 44.
[06/30/21 15:54:16] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Gorek's tunic! Gorek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/21 16:13:41] metadaemon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! metadaemon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/21 18:16:22] BMO's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! BMO's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/21 18:27:30] Sergio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:26 towards level 42.
[06/30/21 19:11:06] rfc2549 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:28:46 from level 44.
[06/30/21 19:17:28] damyan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:06 from level 43.
[06/30/21 19:26:51] Gorek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:44 from level 44.
[06/30/21 19:44:07] Angelina caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:18 towards level 43.
[06/30/21 20:04:11] texke had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:36 towards level 43.
[06/30/21 20:12:10] ShiaLabeouf has dealt mrmonday a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:52:23 is added to mrmonday's clock.
[06/30/21 20:25:43] Neil was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:13 towards level 43.
[06/30/21 20:57:20] kenyon spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! kenyon's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/21 22:12:16] pants was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:31 towards level 41.
[07/01/21 00:47:22] samhain found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:12 towards level 42.
[07/01/21 01:41:55] A_Dragon slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! A_Dragon's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/21 01:45:32] Hirion met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:49:25 from level 44.
[07/01/21 01:57:58] Father_Jack had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:13 towards level 36.
[07/01/21 02:08:25] dnim discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:27 towards level 44.
[07/01/21 02:12:34] ubergeek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ubergeek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/21 02:59:03] rs was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:20 towards level 35.
[07/01/21 03:27:16] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:50 towards level 44.
[07/01/21 04:28:38] charitwo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:46 towards level 43.
[07/01/21 04:32:39] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:28 towards level 45.
[07/01/21 04:59:09] ShiaLabeouf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:18 towards level 22.
[07/01/21 06:00:39] KindOne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:35 towards level 41.
[07/01/21 06:02:57] megubyte got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:52:18 from level 44.
[07/01/21 06:21:14] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:08 towards level 44.
[07/01/21 06:39:21] CodeGeek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:40 towards level 43.
[07/01/21 07:20:14] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:37 towards level 44.
[07/01/21 08:00:38] smoops was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:19 towards level 43.
[07/01/21 08:50:40] t3chn0 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:27 towards level 43.
[07/01/21 09:25:52] cfebs had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:17 towards level 41.
[07/01/21 09:40:16] Sombra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:47 towards level 44.
[07/01/21 10:47:38] t3chn0 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:50:04 from level 44.
[07/01/21 10:53:48] FenderQ was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:01 from level 40.
[07/01/21 11:20:47] Sombra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:18 towards level 44.
[07/01/21 11:51:03] Globbs ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:04 from level 41.
[07/01/21 11:59:41] Gorek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Gorek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/21 12:14:11] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:59 towards level 45.
[07/01/21 12:18:18] Algernon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:35 towards level 44.
[07/01/21 12:24:23] sheu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:32 towards level 44.
[07/01/21 12:54:38] meti found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:23 towards level 41.
[07/01/21 14:22:24] hax404's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hax404's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/21 14:40:33] BootsNPC discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:19 towards level 36.
[07/01/21 15:20:09] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:54 towards level 44.
[07/01/21 15:28:45] The local wizard imbued caeli's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! caeli's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/21 15:52:41] jjasghar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:48 from level 21.
[07/01/21 16:55:37] Father_Jack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:21 towards level 36.
[07/01/21 17:00:41] blabber's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! blabber's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/21 17:24:33] pwae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:38:42 from level 43.
[07/01/21 18:24:13] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:57 towards level 44.
[07/01/21 18:26:47] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:38 towards level 43.
[07/01/21 18:34:52] Endust bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:49 towards level 40.
[07/01/21 19:18:57] quanticle gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:44 towards level 41.
[07/01/21 20:26:55] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:28 towards level 43.
[07/01/21 20:51:22] Svetland discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:54 towards level 42.
[07/01/21 20:54:43] t3chn0 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! t3chn0's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/21 20:59:29] beefnog was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:20 from level 36.
[07/01/21 21:16:57] Bluedog bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:51 towards level 30.
[07/01/21 22:29:04] RussellB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:36 towards level 44.
[07/01/21 22:44:51] style reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! style's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/21 23:44:16] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:27 towards level 43.
[07/01/21 23:47:29] MELOONi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:35 towards level 42.
[07/02/21 01:21:04] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:25 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 01:50:40] crank was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:30:29 from level 44.
[07/02/21 02:10:04] cfebs was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:03:18 from level 41.
[07/02/21 02:51:55] eising tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:57 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 04:44:27] eising got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:13 from level 44.
[07/02/21 05:00:55] J-472 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:13 towards level 43.
[07/02/21 05:07:39] Sherpard2 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:03 from level 43.
[07/02/21 05:19:08] Kaani was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:57 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 05:36:00] Hirion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:53 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 05:44:50] Asara ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:32 from level 44.
[07/02/21 05:56:55] zbe ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:12 from level 44.
[07/02/21 06:09:58] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:41 towards level 43.
[07/02/21 06:19:36] edk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:05:35 from level 44.
[07/02/21 07:42:32] dxrt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:10 towards level 40.
[07/02/21 07:53:40] dave's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! dave's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/21 07:59:35] Bkid discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:19 towards level 42.
[07/02/21 08:08:25] TimWolla had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:22 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 08:13:56] tswsl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:01 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 08:19:30] caeli found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:55 towards level 45.
[07/02/21 09:20:05] Algernon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Algernon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/21 09:33:35] Nechayev had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:57 towards level 42.
[07/02/21 09:41:42] li got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:16 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 10:21:37] Drin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:59 towards level 40.
[07/02/21 10:41:35] Russell was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:26 towards level 45.
[07/02/21 10:57:30] R2robot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:36 from level 44.
[07/02/21 11:29:28] Phil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:05 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 12:13:16] tomhek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:56 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 12:16:20] tomhek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:55 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 12:17:59] jokajak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:55 towards level 37.
[07/02/21 12:41:07] Yarosh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:23 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 13:18:58] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:32 towards level 43.
[07/02/21 13:57:57] Svetland's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Svetland's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/21 14:38:39] DrWhax had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:07 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 14:41:07] caeli fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:17:37 from level 45.
[07/02/21 14:51:46] ToHellWithGA walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:05:07 from level 43.
[07/02/21 14:56:17] szczot3k reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! szczot3k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/21 15:17:28] JeDa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:35 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 15:32:19] The local wizard imbued GyrosGeier's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GyrosGeier's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/21 16:13:53] _sh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:18 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 16:21:49] gerry666's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gerry666's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/21 16:23:40] smoops has dealt aqsd a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:00:11 is added to aqsd's clock.
[07/02/21 17:21:49] sc fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:27:48 from level 44.
[07/02/21 17:38:13] xbill walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:05:17 from level 45.
[07/02/21 17:51:59] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:29 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 18:19:44] A_Dragon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:58 towards level 45.
[07/02/21 18:29:58] beefnog found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:39 towards level 37.
[07/02/21 18:36:59] Globbs had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:26 towards level 41.
[07/02/21 19:00:47] podge ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:38 from level 37.
[07/02/21 20:16:46] Sombra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:45 from level 44.
[07/02/21 20:27:36] Angelina ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:03:42 from level 44.
[07/02/21 20:47:52] bookworm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:58 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 21:12:36] Pici tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:14 towards level 42.
[07/02/21 21:43:17] Reilly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:57 towards level 41.
[07/02/21 22:15:21] allo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:13 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 22:26:17] sc ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:51:13 from level 44.
[07/02/21 22:45:39] R2robot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:34 towards level 44.
[07/02/21 23:28:07] Silvanus_Betrium bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:25 towards level 42.
[07/02/21 23:48:35] Centrixx caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:53 towards level 44.
[07/03/21 00:03:32] Zaratustra has dealt jokajak a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:25:52 is added to jokajak's clock.
[07/03/21 00:28:20] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:17 towards level 40.
[07/03/21 01:15:01] nya fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:39 from level 44.
[07/03/21 03:09:26] Rolan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:48 from level 40.
[07/03/21 04:00:45] J-472's charm ate a bolt of lightning! J-472's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/21 04:15:19] Globbs found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:22 towards level 41.
[07/03/21 05:06:37] Asara got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:58:18 from level 45.
[07/03/21 05:18:15] bg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:19 from level 41.
[07/03/21 05:18:48] Ancalagon has dealt pants a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:54:46 is added to pants's clock.
[07/03/21 06:02:52] Sherpard2 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:24 towards level 43.
[07/03/21 06:24:48] KyloRen was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:25:36 from level 39.
[07/03/21 06:40:40] golgy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:35 towards level 44.
[07/03/21 08:57:02] Platonides has dealt jokajak a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:05:41 is added to jokajak's clock.
[07/03/21 09:53:47] vectr0n's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! vectr0n's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/21 11:13:16] Algernon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Algernon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/21 11:25:40] shikhin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:05 towards level 44.
[07/03/21 11:33:48] Gorek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:24 towards level 45.
[07/03/21 11:34:06] jjasghar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:12 towards level 28.
[07/03/21 12:01:05] freeboson's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! freeboson's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/21 12:15:23] Iines has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:55:29 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/03/21 12:20:24] _sh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! _sh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/21 12:28:14] Umbire reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Umbire's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/21 12:34:27] Sherpard2 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:35 towards level 43.
[07/03/21 13:07:18] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:11 towards level 45.
[07/03/21 13:48:54] average discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:53 towards level 40.
[07/03/21 13:55:46] AttitudeAdjuster found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:10 towards level 3.
[07/03/21 14:29:33] _sh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:20 towards level 44.
[07/03/21 14:33:13] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:50 towards level 44.
[07/03/21 15:01:56] Phil's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Phil's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/21 15:55:57] Quack was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:52 towards level 37.
[07/03/21 16:20:15] The local wizard imbued Juan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Juan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/21 16:25:45] Fenrik met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:19 from level 44.
[07/03/21 16:49:21] meskio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:02 towards level 43.
[07/03/21 17:04:08] J-472 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:56 towards level 43.
[07/03/21 17:21:24] Psilocybe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:24 towards level 45.
[07/03/21 17:46:35] keepermurph had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:07 towards level 38.
[07/03/21 18:18:23] Wolf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:31 towards level 45.
[07/03/21 18:34:51] Centrixx had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:30 towards level 44.
[07/03/21 18:54:49] BootsNPC bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:56 towards level 38.
[07/03/21 18:58:35] Angelina hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:30 towards level 44.
[07/03/21 19:17:02] Alarien was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:40 towards level 34.
[07/03/21 19:49:18] mrmonday hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:18 towards level 44.
[07/03/21 20:29:55] nicole was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:47:29 from level 43.
[07/03/21 20:44:07] The local wizard imbued beefnog's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! beefnog's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/21 21:08:36] quanticle had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:05 towards level 42.
[07/03/21 21:39:48] CrashOverride's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CrashOverride's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/21 21:58:43] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:58 towards level 44.
[07/03/21 22:01:32] Reilly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:48:27 from level 42.
[07/03/21 22:24:22] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:58 towards level 44.
[07/03/21 22:52:34] vectr0n was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:06 towards level 44.
[07/03/21 22:55:49] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:39 towards level 43.
[07/03/21 23:12:41] Alarien found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:01 towards level 34.
[07/03/21 23:46:19] popey was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:23 from level 39.
[07/04/21 00:44:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on soltys's tunic! soltys's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/21 00:45:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gradator's tunic! gradator's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/21 01:50:18] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:43 towards level 44.
[07/04/21 01:57:59] Tor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:37 towards level 45.
[07/04/21 02:26:17] pwae ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:24:45 from level 44.
[07/04/21 02:38:17] Sherpard2 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:02 towards level 44.
[07/04/21 03:57:23] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:40 towards level 44.
[07/04/21 04:47:40] Knut got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:49 towards level 34.
[07/04/21 05:13:13] vectr0n was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:13 towards level 44.
[07/04/21 05:23:27] keepermurph was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:39 towards level 39.
[07/04/21 05:55:51] Makhno found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:05 towards level 45.
[07/04/21 06:07:26] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:14 towards level 44.
[07/04/21 06:54:11] nCrazed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:48 towards level 45.
[07/04/21 07:24:29] MrGlass was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:13 from level 45.
[07/04/21 07:29:31] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:06 towards level 44.
[07/04/21 07:34:11] aqsd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:39 towards level 45.
[07/04/21 08:27:32] pandakekok found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:29 towards level 33.
[07/04/21 08:45:33] Ankhers met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:08:06 from level 44.
[07/04/21 08:46:30] angrychisel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:59 towards level 32.
[07/04/21 08:49:13] spex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:44 towards level 41.
[07/04/21 08:52:40] ShinobiChileno found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:16 towards level 42.
[07/04/21 09:01:24] knox was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:35 from level 38.
[07/04/21 09:17:12] Tenedos fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:48 from level 40.
[07/04/21 09:25:47] Kaani was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:14:27 towards level 45.
[07/04/21 09:38:04] MsYou found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:38 towards level 44.
[07/04/21 09:43:02] Acolarh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:01 towards level 44.
[07/04/21 10:37:56] freeboson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:09 towards level 45.
[07/04/21 10:40:05] _sh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:11 towards level 44.
[07/04/21 10:59:06] Notir's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Notir's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/21 12:02:41] lightstalker bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:19 towards level 41.
[07/04/21 12:37:13] AlexS found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:50 towards level 43.
[07/04/21 12:41:05] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:13 towards level 43.
[07/04/21 12:59:45] StalkR has dealt Covid-19 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:45:56 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[07/04/21 13:27:57] io caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:22 towards level 43.
[07/04/21 13:46:13] dnim discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:36 towards level 45.
[07/04/21 14:57:37] gettu was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:13 from level 42.
[07/04/21 15:02:56] Acolarh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:07 towards level 44.
[07/04/21 16:00:12] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:36:05 from level 45.
[07/04/21 16:10:02] TBB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:26 towards level 26.
[07/04/21 16:40:48] uovobw got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:25 from level 44.
[07/04/21 17:20:39] AlexS was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:55 towards level 43.
[07/04/21 18:02:14] rs found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:10 towards level 38.
[07/04/21 18:09:54] io was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:26 towards level 43.
[07/04/21 18:52:13] Togra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:21:55 from level 39.
[07/04/21 19:48:03] Paperclip's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Paperclip's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/21 19:52:13] CrashOverride found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:27 towards level 45.
[07/04/21 21:17:34] dnim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:31 towards level 45.
[07/04/21 21:52:48] TauPan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:32 towards level 43.
[07/04/21 22:19:02] Syloq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:06 towards level 44.
[07/04/21 22:42:35] JigmeDatse was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:53:06 from level 36.
[07/04/21 23:15:23] beefnog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:42 towards level 38.
[07/04/21 23:22:51] sheu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:47 towards level 45.
[07/04/21 23:57:01] Forud's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Forud's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/21 00:04:06] misha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:46 towards level 44.
[07/05/21 00:07:24] Neil ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:44:35 from level 44.
[07/05/21 00:55:02] krin has dealt 0x00 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:13:15 is added to 0x00's clock.
[07/05/21 01:04:14] AlexS was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:44 towards level 43.
[07/05/21 01:14:29] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:59 towards level 44.
[07/05/21 01:15:38] angrychisel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:39 towards level 33.
[07/05/21 01:46:30] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:45 towards level 44.
[07/05/21 01:49:57] foo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:42 towards level 44.
[07/05/21 01:56:52] misha was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:15:50 from level 44.
[07/05/21 02:12:41] cremefresh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:47 towards level 44.
[07/05/21 02:25:15] jjasghar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:14 towards level 31.
[07/05/21 03:06:26] Tor reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tor's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/21 03:17:40] allo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:25 towards level 45.
[07/05/21 03:20:56] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/21 03:39:42] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:59 towards level 45.
[07/05/21 03:45:14] Pricey has dealt angrychisel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:55:17 is added to angrychisel's clock.
[07/05/21 03:49:00] Bahhumbug was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:11 from level 44.
[07/05/21 04:07:58] RussellB was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:10:15 from level 45.
[07/05/21 04:50:14] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:39 towards level 45.
[07/05/21 04:55:11] Pricey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:56 towards level 45.
[07/05/21 05:42:08] Lord255 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:57 towards level 45.
[07/05/21 05:53:23] trashicus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:45 towards level 43.
[07/05/21 06:52:30] d4n13L had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:02 towards level 41.
[07/05/21 07:09:36] eggy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:50 towards level 41.
[07/05/21 07:18:56] popey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:31 towards level 40.
[07/05/21 08:05:59] buzel was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:38:14 from level 45.
[07/05/21 08:56:23] zankore had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:49 towards level 42.
[07/05/21 09:02:06] aqsd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:41 towards level 45.
[07/05/21 09:03:48] texke was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:00:37 from level 44.
[07/05/21 09:13:30] jokajak was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:14 from level 38.
[07/05/21 10:02:50] DrWhax has dealt tomhek a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:59:51 is added to tomhek's clock.
[07/05/21 10:49:27] Globbs was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:22 towards level 42.
[07/05/21 10:50:55] RaptorJesus got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:40 from level 31.
[07/05/21 14:03:11] ion fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:18:58 from level 44.
[07/05/21 14:49:15] Asara gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:33 towards level 45.
[07/05/21 15:06:13] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:22 towards level 45.
[07/05/21 15:13:54] Ancalagon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:04 towards level 45.
[07/05/21 16:56:46] starlink had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:40 towards level 44.
[07/05/21 17:46:12] KindOne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:42 towards level 43.
[07/05/21 18:27:59] foo burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! foo's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/05/21 19:44:35] Notir fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:22:15 from level 44.
[07/05/21 19:54:43] Crazycatlady reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Crazycatlady's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/21 20:09:20] Juan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:26 towards level 36.
[07/05/21 21:42:19] Majak had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:14 towards level 45.
[07/05/21 21:57:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on style's tunic! style's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/21 22:07:54] gradator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:28 towards level 45.
[07/05/21 23:00:30] jgn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:09 towards level 45.
[07/05/21 23:31:33] quanticle gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:48 towards level 43.
[07/05/21 23:46:27] Tor got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:36 towards level 46.
[07/06/21 00:37:25] nCrazed was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:10 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 01:04:19] ChowderKeg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:26:27 from level 44.
[07/06/21 01:20:44] rs bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:24 towards level 39.
[07/06/21 01:30:37] golgy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:48 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 02:56:49] Bluedog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:44 towards level 36.
[07/06/21 03:03:48] Notir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:04 towards level 44.
[07/06/21 03:04:00] trashicus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:29 from level 43.
[07/06/21 03:04:48] li ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:59:28 from level 45.
[07/06/21 03:20:54] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:15 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 03:22:28] Geoff ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:23 from level 43.
[07/06/21 04:13:06] cremefresh has dealt CodeGeek a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:22:33 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[07/06/21 04:51:45] nicole had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:15 towards level 43.
[07/06/21 05:47:27] CharlieAngel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:50 towards level 41.
[07/06/21 06:16:49] bagels's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bagels's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/21 07:45:02] munkis fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:38:37 from level 38.
[07/06/21 07:48:51] popey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:57 towards level 40.
[07/06/21 07:49:54] ShiaLabeouf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ShiaLabeouf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/21 08:47:09] quanticle discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:47 towards level 43.
[07/06/21 08:55:35] Destruia found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:58 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 09:06:01] popey was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:31 towards level 40.
[07/06/21 10:13:12] Silvanus_Betrium found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:49 towards level 43.
[07/06/21 10:38:57] Makhno spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Makhno's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/21 10:44:10] Nechayev discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:31 towards level 44.
[07/06/21 11:21:55] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:18 towards level 46.
[07/06/21 12:00:42] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:20 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 12:21:20] Silvanus_Betrium slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Silvanus_Betrium's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/21 12:40:25] freeboson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:01:43 towards level 46.
[07/06/21 12:45:00] Centrixx has dealt JeDa a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:53:06 is added to JeDa's clock.
[07/06/21 12:48:58] KyloRen was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:33 towards level 41.
[07/06/21 13:29:10] jgn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:09 towards level 46.
[07/06/21 13:52:06] Ancalagon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:24 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 14:21:55] eggy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:08 towards level 42.
[07/06/21 14:42:23] sc has dealt nya a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:45:54 is added to nya's clock.
[07/06/21 14:45:24] mrmonday was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:56 from level 45.
[07/06/21 15:02:11] Oblomov was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:01 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 15:04:17] A_Dragon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:59 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 15:14:08] KindOne was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:24 from level 43.
[07/06/21 15:21:22] pyre met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:51:34 from level 45.
[07/06/21 15:37:43] KyloRen found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:39 towards level 41.
[07/06/21 16:32:18] starlink burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! starlink's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/21 17:30:01] Quack discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:50 towards level 39.
[07/06/21 17:51:51] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:40 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 18:35:43] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:45 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 19:01:10] SirBummelz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:52 towards level 43.
[07/06/21 19:05:56] A_Dragon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:27 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 20:31:44] scornn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:06 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 20:45:56] Lord255's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Lord255's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/21 20:50:29] rs ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:57 from level 39.
[07/06/21 20:55:51] dnim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:46 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 20:58:49] ShinobiChileno reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ShinobiChileno's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/21 21:07:27] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:37 towards level 44.
[07/06/21 21:23:25] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:41 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 21:24:34] ChowderKeg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:42 from level 44.
[07/06/21 21:36:15] TauPan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:13 towards level 43.
[07/06/21 22:11:54] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:06 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 22:17:07] Sergio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:29 towards level 44.
[07/06/21 22:31:13] ChowderKeg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:43 from level 44.
[07/06/21 22:56:03] average found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:34 towards level 41.
[07/06/21 23:57:55] GyrosGeier hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:45 towards level 44.
[07/07/21 00:24:10] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:45 towards level 45.
[07/07/21 01:08:23] Quack had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:22 towards level 39.
[07/07/21 01:13:42] bobvador found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:40 towards level 45.
[07/07/21 02:15:56] freeboson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:31 towards level 46.
[07/07/21 02:40:25] Crazycatlady was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:42:11 from level 44.
[07/07/21 02:41:35] Cirdan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:21 towards level 44.
[07/07/21 02:44:17] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:45 towards level 45.
[07/07/21 02:52:46] Theleveler discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:27 towards level 44.
[07/07/21 03:03:33] Misza was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:58 towards level 45.
[07/07/21 03:27:11] jayvee found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:43 towards level 46.
[07/07/21 03:46:00] zankore found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:55 towards level 43.
[07/07/21 03:59:39] adamus1red was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:51 towards level 46.
[07/07/21 04:27:41] Paperclip was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:50:54 from level 46.
[07/07/21 04:37:40] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:27 towards level 44.
[07/07/21 04:52:34] megubyte bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:52 towards level 46.
[07/07/21 04:57:32] zankore reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zankore's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/21 05:23:05] uovobw bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:46 towards level 45.
[07/07/21 06:06:31] MELOONi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:19 from level 43.
[07/07/21 07:30:00] rs hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:51 towards level 39.
[07/07/21 07:37:11] BootsNPC discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:11 towards level 40.
[07/07/21 07:42:15] Psilocybe was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:34 from level 45.
[07/07/21 08:08:28] Globbs found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:09 towards level 43.
[07/07/21 08:36:55] zbe was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:03 from level 45.
[07/07/21 09:14:23] MrGlass caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:01 towards level 45.
[07/07/21 09:35:24] Sherpard2's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Sherpard2's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/07/21 09:38:40] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:23 towards level 43.
[07/07/21 10:28:37] Nysdar was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:13 from level 45.
[07/07/21 10:37:35] starlink met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:28:08 from level 45.
[07/07/21 11:16:59] Arch had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:43 towards level 36.
[07/07/21 11:30:13] GyrosGeier spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! GyrosGeier's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/07/21 11:35:33] freeboson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:42:41 from level 46.
[07/07/21 12:25:25] Pricey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:25 towards level 45.
[07/07/21 13:02:26] bobvador met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:46:41 from level 45.
[07/07/21 14:04:33] Bluedog was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:51 from level 37.
[07/07/21 14:16:27] allo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:23 towards level 45.
[07/07/21 14:28:50] li tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:56 towards level 45.
[07/07/21 14:31:42] Tenorman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:57 towards level 45.
[07/07/21 15:10:52] cremefresh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:02 towards level 45.
[07/07/21 15:15:39] damyan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! damyan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/21 15:58:16] allo has dealt pyre a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:39:29 is added to pyre's clock.
[07/07/21 16:19:18] dnim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:28:02 from level 46.
[07/07/21 17:02:21] fattrat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:50 from level 45.
[07/07/21 17:25:28] anarcat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! anarcat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/21 18:53:39] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:47 towards level 46.
[07/07/21 19:15:22] bagels bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:43 towards level 42.
[07/07/21 19:28:01] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:20 towards level 44.
[07/07/21 19:38:09] Crazycatlady was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:57 towards level 44.
[07/07/21 19:57:46] jokajak was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:20:59 from level 40.
[07/07/21 20:30:54] JigmeDatse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:46 towards level 37.
[07/07/21 20:44:55] meti hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:41 towards level 43.
[07/07/21 20:50:02] The local wizard imbued Cirdan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Cirdan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/21 20:50:57] Oblomov fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:22 from level 45.
[07/07/21 21:07:47] mordac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:40 towards level 45.
[07/07/21 21:41:12] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:20 towards level 42.
[07/07/21 22:07:03] golgy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:04 towards level 46.
[07/07/21 22:50:21] Hirion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:32 towards level 46.
[07/08/21 00:19:24] charitwo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:58 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 00:42:41] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:57 towards level 44.
[07/08/21 00:47:05] meskio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:38 towards level 44.
[07/08/21 00:54:04] pyre walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:27:46 from level 46.
[07/08/21 00:55:46] misha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:01 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 01:06:16] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/21 01:44:30] Bluedog was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:45 from level 37.
[07/08/21 02:06:41] tswsl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tswsl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/21 02:34:17] bookworm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bookworm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/08/21 04:12:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on apb's tunic! apb's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/21 04:56:15] Platonides got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:08 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 04:57:06] eggy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:01 towards level 42.
[07/08/21 05:18:34] Pricey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:05 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 06:20:41] kptr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:43 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 06:46:26] Sergio's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sergio's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/21 07:23:43] jgn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:55 towards level 46.
[07/08/21 07:50:01] munkis's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! munkis's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/08/21 08:15:46] Lnk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:51 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 08:21:23] Ankhers met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:42:22 from level 45.
[07/08/21 10:19:11] Ankhers found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:10 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 11:10:51] RussellB has dealt iiriix a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:07:41 is added to iiriix's clock.
[07/08/21 11:16:25] RaptorJesus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:09 towards level 34.
[07/08/21 12:02:13] Phil reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Phil's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/21 12:15:28] mordac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:17 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 13:50:55] nicole bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:55 towards level 44.
[07/08/21 14:35:16] misha was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:40 from level 45.
[07/08/21 14:47:25] Nysdar ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:00 from level 45.
[07/08/21 14:55:00] gerry666 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:58 towards level 42.
[07/08/21 14:56:28] nicole was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:18 from level 44.
[07/08/21 15:07:21] dnim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:58 towards level 46.
[07/08/21 15:13:04] allo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:56 towards level 46.
[07/08/21 15:26:45] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:11 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 15:50:38] Silvanus_Betrium found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:50 towards level 44.
[07/08/21 16:17:33] Tenorman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:32 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 16:31:56] Nechayev caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:32 towards level 44.
[07/08/21 17:35:27] sbp burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sbp's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/08/21 17:52:18] Pricey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:24 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 18:22:13] dave bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:58 towards level 46.
[07/08/21 19:08:01] MELOONi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:59 towards level 44.
[07/08/21 20:34:48] kptr ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:59 from level 45.
[07/08/21 20:36:00] GyrosGeier found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:53 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 20:47:48] Destruia got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:53 towards level 46.
[07/08/21 20:49:21] anarcat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:33:18 from level 45.
[07/08/21 21:10:10] jacob1 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:28:27 from level 46.
[07/08/21 21:44:33] heisenbug has dealt io a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:33:24 is added to io's clock.
[07/08/21 22:25:39] charitwo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:51 towards level 45.
[07/08/21 22:28:24] Cirdan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:49 towards level 44.
[07/08/21 22:35:26] quanticle bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:52 towards level 44.
[07/08/21 23:24:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on eising's tunic! eising's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/21 23:29:35] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:30 towards level 44.
[07/08/21 23:41:28] Paperclip got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:45 from level 46.
[07/09/21 00:33:27] Beefcan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:06 towards level 45.
[07/09/21 01:06:53] Arch was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:59 towards level 37.
[07/09/21 01:10:59] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:47 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 01:14:09] li had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:05 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 01:29:37] Nysdar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:02 towards level 45.
[07/09/21 01:56:29] average tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:48 towards level 41.
[07/09/21 02:27:39] The local wizard imbued Tenorman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tenorman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/21 02:38:09] crank ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:38 from level 46.
[07/09/21 02:51:47] Kachin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:17 towards level 44.
[07/09/21 02:52:12] MetaNova found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:08 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 04:02:13] ShiaLabeouf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:23 towards level 36.
[07/09/21 04:04:47] BootsNPC spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! BootsNPC's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/09/21 04:05:56] d4n13L caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:55 towards level 43.
[07/09/21 04:34:15] Tenorman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:12 towards level 45.
[07/09/21 05:26:06] The local wizard imbued io's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! io's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/21 05:58:26] Carl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:21:58 from level 45.
[07/09/21 06:22:01] Alarien found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:10 towards level 38.
[07/09/21 06:31:46] Covid-19 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:39 towards level 45.
[07/09/21 07:17:07] bobvador ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:58:15 from level 46.
[07/09/21 07:19:32] aqsd found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:28 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 07:21:44] The_Decryptor was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:32 towards level 45.
[07/09/21 07:39:18] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:36 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 07:48:41] style found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:40 towards level 40.
[07/09/21 07:58:49] jgn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:44 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 08:17:57] Destruia got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:28 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 08:18:57] DirtyVader bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:47 towards level 26.
[07/09/21 08:32:39] Notir's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Notir's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/21 09:33:37] Bluedog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:53 towards level 38.
[07/09/21 09:45:10] Beefcan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:49 towards level 45.
[07/09/21 10:41:09] angrychisel slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! angrychisel's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/09/21 11:58:53] HeavyPodda burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! HeavyPodda's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/09/21 12:08:13] Jens was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:36 towards level 44.
[07/09/21 12:21:36] sial has dealt canton7 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:50:37 is added to canton7's clock.
[07/09/21 12:22:55] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:53 from level 44.
[07/09/21 12:52:31] dnim found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:35 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 13:03:45] Nechayev was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:19 towards level 45.
[07/09/21 13:12:42] krin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:57 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 13:13:21] Techman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:23 towards level 44.
[07/09/21 13:15:12] bookworm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:49:28 from level 46.
[07/09/21 13:31:43] zankore's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zankore's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/21 13:38:47] Nechayev bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:58:33 towards level 45.
[07/09/21 14:20:54] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:02 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 14:32:59] BUSY walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:05 from level 43.
[07/09/21 14:36:57] FenderQ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:55 towards level 43.
[07/09/21 16:19:31] zankore got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:08 towards level 44.
[07/09/21 16:58:10] Iines was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:19 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 16:58:58] The local wizard imbued spex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! spex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/21 17:29:50] zankore bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:00 towards level 44.
[07/09/21 17:35:33] sial has dealt Psilocybe a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:31:15 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[07/09/21 17:59:20] Crazycatlady's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Crazycatlady's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/21 18:10:41] GyrosGeier found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:08 towards level 45.
[07/09/21 18:27:39] picadillo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:16 towards level 33.
[07/09/21 18:48:34] Covid-19 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:18 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 19:52:57] eising discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:56 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 20:09:51] uovobw gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:02 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 20:52:27] texke found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:54:41 towards level 45.
[07/09/21 21:52:32] Hirion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:38 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 22:03:20] Pingerfowder got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:34:55 from level 38.
[07/09/21 22:49:27] eising's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! eising's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/09/21 22:50:54] angrychisel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:57 towards level 37.
[07/09/21 23:26:55] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:48 towards level 46.
[07/09/21 23:45:01] rs's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! rs's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/09/21 23:58:25] The local wizard imbued munkis's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! munkis's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/21 00:17:23] CharlieAngel was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:14 from level 42.
[07/10/21 00:34:08] gerry666 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:48 towards level 42.
[07/10/21 00:43:43] Majak was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:04 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 01:17:48] thornrag has dealt Koffa a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:55:15 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/10/21 01:33:24] nawcom got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:16 from level 38.
[07/10/21 02:00:48] szczot3k walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:41:37 from level 46.
[07/10/21 02:08:01] FenderQ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:19 towards level 43.
[07/10/21 03:46:31] aqsd found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:12 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 03:52:36] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:37 towards level 38.
[07/10/21 03:53:30] Silvanus_Betrium was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:15 towards level 44.
[07/10/21 04:47:50] freeboson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:38 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 04:59:17] eising was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:17 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 05:13:14] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:55 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 05:53:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nyuszika7h's tunic! nyuszika7h's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/21 05:55:15] bsleep met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:03 from level 43.
[07/10/21 06:13:30] Arch was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:28 from level 38.
[07/10/21 07:04:15] bagels got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:00 towards level 43.
[07/10/21 07:52:14] Karen found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:07 towards level 33.
[07/10/21 08:03:07] hockpa2e was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:23 from level 39.
[07/10/21 08:21:29] gettu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:28 towards level 44.
[07/10/21 08:27:06] Algernon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:12 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 09:02:56] Geoff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:00 towards level 45.
[07/10/21 09:05:14] sc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:38 towards level 45.
[07/10/21 09:33:23] t3chn0 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:46 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 09:36:36] elf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:04:22 from level 46.
[07/10/21 10:18:02] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:06 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 10:29:07] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:55 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 10:52:34] Platonides hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:30 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 11:20:13] kline's charm ate a bolt of lightning! kline's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/21 12:48:29] starlink has dealt KyloRen a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:44:37 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[07/10/21 12:52:06] Hirion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:50 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 13:23:36] Ancalagon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:31 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 14:02:03] d4n13L was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:57:14 from level 43.
[07/10/21 14:27:03] KyloRen reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! KyloRen's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/21 14:34:55] buzzzzz ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:39 from level 45.
[07/10/21 16:24:06] aqsd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:44 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 16:45:53] dave had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:53 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 17:20:16] pztrn was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:29 from level 44.
[07/10/21 17:20:43] Wolf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:57 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 17:42:36] Tenorman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:02 towards level 45.
[07/10/21 19:00:43] The local wizard imbued BootsNPC's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! BootsNPC's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/21 19:07:56] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:07 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 19:11:53] average was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:05 from level 41.
[07/10/21 19:12:15] bg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:45 towards level 43.
[07/10/21 19:21:02] meskio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:05 towards level 45.
[07/10/21 19:40:48] jjasghar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:37 towards level 35.
[07/10/21 20:00:10] ShinobiChileno reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ShinobiChileno's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/21 20:08:54] Umbire found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:03 towards level 36.
[07/10/21 20:43:28] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:06 from level 46.
[07/10/21 21:07:01] ShiaLabeouf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:57 towards level 37.
[07/10/21 22:02:17] Notir ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:09:15 from level 45.
[07/10/21 22:04:41] sid3windr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:18 towards level 45.
[07/10/21 22:58:53] dave walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:03 from level 46.
[07/11/21 00:25:57] Bkid found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:24 towards level 45.
[07/11/21 00:26:00] DirtyVader bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:14 towards level 30.
[07/11/21 00:38:02] laama was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:23 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 01:26:03] Faradome was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:27 towards level 17.
[07/11/21 01:47:29] quanticle was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:26 towards level 44.
[07/11/21 02:04:12] Fenrik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:44 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 02:46:10] CharlieAngel was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:49:50 from level 43.
[07/11/21 02:47:43] washclof spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! washclof's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/11/21 03:47:58] The local wizard imbued BMO's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! BMO's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/21 04:00:40] MrGlass had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:13 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 04:04:13] TauPan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:48 from level 43.
[07/11/21 04:59:34] sid3windr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:32 from level 45.
[07/11/21 05:37:25] buzzzzz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:48 towards level 45.
[07/11/21 05:45:43] freeboson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:39 towards level 47.
[07/11/21 06:19:33] Wolf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:20 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 06:38:35] uovobw discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:23 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 07:53:09] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:59 towards level 44.
[07/11/21 08:16:50] AlexS was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:30 towards level 45.
[07/11/21 08:25:40] jokajak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:57:00 from level 41.
[07/11/21 08:29:41] BootsNPC gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:38 towards level 42.
[07/11/21 08:56:49] GyrosGeier found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:35 towards level 45.
[07/11/21 09:39:10] Andrio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:59:45 from level 46.
[07/11/21 09:49:12] Tor met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:47:51 from level 47.
[07/11/21 10:01:18] Cirdan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:54 towards level 45.
[07/11/21 10:33:35] Algernon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Algernon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/21 10:47:04] _sh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:32 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 11:00:22] The_Decryptor was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:46 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 11:57:10] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:57 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 12:19:16] Syloq was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:06 from level 45.
[07/11/21 12:21:46] Quack's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Quack's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/21 13:02:56] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:00 towards level 47.
[07/11/21 13:03:35] Silvanus_Betrium burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Silvanus_Betrium's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/11/21 13:06:54] texke found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:15 towards level 45.
[07/11/21 13:19:30] sky ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:29 from level 26.
[07/11/21 13:29:17] DrinkyBird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:59 towards level 45.
[07/11/21 15:11:04] sky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:37 towards level 26.
[07/11/21 15:24:35] The local wizard imbued kline's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kline's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/21 15:34:06] dnim found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:11 towards level 47.
[07/11/21 15:58:32] Puff bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:46 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 16:01:39] Sokar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:45 towards level 47.
[07/11/21 16:35:33] trashicus's charm ate a bolt of lightning! trashicus's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/21 16:42:23] Algernon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:05 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 16:49:15] Globbs discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:11 towards level 44.
[07/11/21 17:05:19] Hirion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:42 towards level 47.
[07/11/21 17:19:58] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:20 towards level 45.
[07/11/21 17:31:21] vegadark's charm ate a bolt of lightning! vegadark's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/21 17:50:59] DirtyVader has dealt Paganel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:03:08 is added to Paganel's clock.
[07/11/21 18:00:52] tswsl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:32 towards level 46.
[07/11/21 18:19:20] angrychisel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:43 from level 38.
[07/11/21 18:46:56] hockpa2e's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hockpa2e's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/21 19:26:44] Gorek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:48:30 from level 46.
[07/11/21 19:47:03] starlink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:50:02 from level 46.
[07/11/21 20:07:54] Sokar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:59:00 from level 47.
[07/11/21 20:33:37] Ankhers was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:05:23 from level 45.
[07/11/21 21:17:31] megubyte found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:15 towards level 47.
[07/11/21 21:27:54] Abe's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Abe's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/21 21:28:00] nicole found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:36 towards level 44.
[07/11/21 21:33:28] J-472 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:41 from level 45.
[07/11/21 22:11:54] Syloq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:52 towards level 45.
[07/11/21 22:54:45] CharlieAngel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:01 towards level 43.
[07/11/21 23:12:55] Paperclip met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:20:07 from level 47.
[07/11/21 23:23:19] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:39 towards level 46.
[07/12/21 00:02:39] Sergio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:08 towards level 45.
[07/12/21 00:32:55] Alarien hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:33 towards level 40.
[07/12/21 01:11:52] pants was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:52:40 from level 44.
[07/12/21 01:51:18] apiw found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:11 towards level 39.
[07/12/21 02:27:56] BootsNPC was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:28:50 from level 42.
[07/12/21 02:54:49] mrmonday was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:39:50 towards level 47.
[07/12/21 03:53:25] texke was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:23:13 from level 45.
[07/12/21 04:34:37] fattrat has dealt tmberg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:34:37 is added to tmberg's clock.
[07/12/21 04:41:39] MELOONi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:14 towards level 45.
[07/12/21 05:00:52] fattrat burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! fattrat's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/12/21 05:03:53] Drin was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:30 from level 42.
[07/12/21 05:24:47] ShinobiChileno was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:56 from level 44.
[07/12/21 05:50:28] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:42 towards level 47.
[07/12/21 07:37:21] Notir got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:12 from level 45.
[07/12/21 07:57:29] PiotrekD found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:41 towards level 42.
[07/12/21 08:37:45] dave hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:40 towards level 46.
[07/12/21 08:43:01] meti walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:44 from level 44.
[07/12/21 08:58:33] tomhek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:20 from level 46.
[07/12/21 09:13:42] Centrixx burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Centrixx's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/12/21 09:35:52] dnim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:04 towards level 47.
[07/12/21 10:01:29] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:52 towards level 47.
[07/12/21 10:15:23] Syloq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:50 towards level 45.
[07/12/21 10:20:39] zgrep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:21 towards level 46.
[07/12/21 11:37:27] CodeGeek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:43:21 from level 46.
[07/12/21 12:06:55] CrashOverride was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:03:22 from level 47.
[07/12/21 12:16:52] krin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! krin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/21 12:21:46] Sokar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:30:51 towards level 47.
[07/12/21 12:42:39] CrashOverride discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:00:41 towards level 47.
[07/12/21 14:39:43] Covid-19 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:43 towards level 46.
[07/12/21 14:52:00] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:02 towards level 46.
[07/12/21 15:15:17] buZz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:21 towards level 46.
[07/12/21 15:18:51] Centrixx was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:04 towards level 46.
[07/12/21 15:18:57] pants's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! pants's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/12/21 15:32:37] Centrixx ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:04 from level 46.
[07/12/21 16:05:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on KyloRen's tunic! KyloRen's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/21 17:40:13] Pricey was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:28 towards level 46.
[07/12/21 20:34:07] io was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:10 towards level 46.
[07/12/21 21:15:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on A_Dragon's tunic! A_Dragon's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/21 21:32:26] The local wizard imbued AlexS's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! AlexS's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/21 21:59:47] MadMan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:33 towards level 45.
[07/12/21 22:21:52] quanticle found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:57 towards level 45.
[07/12/21 23:01:06] Cirdan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:44 towards level 45.
[07/12/21 23:11:40] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:26 towards level 45.
[07/12/21 23:33:30] Tenorman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:07 towards level 46.
[07/12/21 23:34:27] ShinobiChileno got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:03 towards level 44.
[07/13/21 00:17:15] MsYou was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:44:22 from level 46.
[07/13/21 01:08:13] Psilocybe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Psilocybe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/21 01:28:31] CompanionCube got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:18:17 from level 47.
[07/13/21 01:30:16] TauPan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:12:09 from level 44.
[07/13/21 02:20:58] Russell fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:04:04 from level 47.
[07/13/21 02:44:10] Ancalagon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:24 from level 47.
[07/13/21 03:07:15] caeli was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:01:13 from level 47.
[07/13/21 03:35:53] Sergio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:05 towards level 45.
[07/13/21 04:22:06] Togra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:02 towards level 42.
[07/13/21 05:37:00] spex's charm ate a bolt of lightning! spex's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/21 05:40:22] kptr has dealt ToHellWithGA a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:43:37 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[07/13/21 05:55:01] Tenorman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:44 towards level 46.
[07/13/21 06:27:56] Carl fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:18:24 from level 46.
[07/13/21 08:05:42] KyloRen tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:40 towards level 43.
[07/13/21 08:37:10] gildarts was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:37 towards level 46.
[07/13/21 09:44:49] meti found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:58 towards level 44.
[07/13/21 09:54:09] KyloRen was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:17 from level 43.
[07/13/21 10:37:52] scornn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:54 towards level 46.
[07/13/21 11:38:08] Syloq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:27 towards level 46.
[07/13/21 11:38:50] Asara was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:35 towards level 47.
[07/13/21 11:47:10] CharlieAngel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:34 towards level 43.
[07/13/21 12:03:22] rfc2549 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:44 towards level 44.
[07/13/21 12:21:41] SCSi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:58 towards level 45.
[07/13/21 13:30:29] Crazycatlady tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:10 towards level 45.
[07/13/21 14:45:27] DrWhax spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! DrWhax's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/13/21 14:50:55] PiotrekD was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:07:19 from level 42.
[07/13/21 15:18:04] CodeGeek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:06:06 from level 46.
[07/13/21 15:50:12] The local wizard imbued apiw's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! apiw's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/21 15:59:35] damyan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:41:37 from level 46.
[07/13/21 16:15:17] pants was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:42 towards level 45.
[07/13/21 17:06:13] Affliction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:17 towards level 47.
[07/13/21 17:16:39] MELOONi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:01 towards level 45.
[07/13/21 17:33:28] nawcom has dealt Karen a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:41:32 is added to Karen's clock.
[07/13/21 17:48:01] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:50 towards level 46.
[07/13/21 17:55:32] J-472 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:41 towards level 46.
[07/13/21 18:42:51] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:17 towards level 47.
[07/13/21 18:48:01] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:58 towards level 45.
[07/13/21 18:51:56] PiotrekD ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:40 from level 42.
[07/13/21 19:33:05] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:36:55 from level 47.
[07/13/21 21:05:11] Khorne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:01 towards level 41.
[07/13/21 22:00:12] dave tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:07 towards level 47.
[07/13/21 22:44:37] Centrixx gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:13 towards level 47.
[07/13/21 22:48:53] Sergio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:58 towards level 45.
[07/13/21 23:11:22] gildarts got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:14 towards level 46.
[07/13/21 23:50:55] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:56 towards level 46.
[07/13/21 23:53:17] DrWhax walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:40:17 from level 47.
[07/14/21 00:18:35] t3chn0 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:50 towards level 46.
[07/14/21 00:34:14] krin ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:39:47 from level 47.
[07/14/21 01:02:14] Sombra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:51 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 01:15:54] buzzzzz walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:03:19 from level 46.
[07/14/21 01:18:49] jacob1 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:42 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 03:48:40] bobvador was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:36 towards level 46.
[07/14/21 03:59:22] Covid-19 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:56 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 04:37:52] bsleep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:21 towards level 44.
[07/14/21 04:38:25] krin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:27 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 04:39:58] krin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:16 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 05:07:10] MetaNova's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! MetaNova's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/14/21 05:08:46] munkis discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:32 towards level 41.
[07/14/21 05:22:56] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:05 towards level 44.
[07/14/21 05:41:51] pandakekok was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:31 from level 37.
[07/14/21 06:33:09] Yarosh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:51 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 06:51:31] mordac was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:03:07 from level 46.
[07/14/21 06:52:49] Sergio walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:31 from level 45.
[07/14/21 07:25:48] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:57 towards level 46.
[07/14/21 07:38:02] talisein reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! talisein's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/21 07:43:45] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:26 towards level 45.
[07/14/21 07:50:20] zankore was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:13 towards level 45.
[07/14/21 08:02:08] BMO found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:05:34 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 08:43:35] angrychisel was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:14 from level 40.
[07/14/21 09:29:40] tmberg's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! tmberg's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/14/21 09:35:04] dxrt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:06 towards level 44.
[07/14/21 10:14:19] ChowderKeg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:28 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 10:18:47] Tenorman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:22 towards level 46.
[07/14/21 10:23:15] _sh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! _sh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/21 10:30:25] ToHellWithGA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:57 towards level 46.
[07/14/21 10:39:37] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:49 towards level 46.
[07/14/21 10:51:24] uovobw was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:53:19 from level 47.
[07/14/21 10:58:53] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:57 towards level 46.
[07/14/21 11:46:01] The local wizard imbued Oblomov's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Oblomov's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/21 11:50:20] J-472 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:41 towards level 46.
[07/14/21 11:59:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dnim's tunic! dnim's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/21 12:28:25] Yarosh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:08:20 from level 47.
[07/14/21 13:11:27] angrychisel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:02 towards level 40.
[07/14/21 14:35:25] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:18 towards level 46.
[07/14/21 15:01:01] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:28 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 15:37:52] Faradome bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:18 towards level 31.
[07/14/21 15:49:45] bsleep got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:05 towards level 45.
[07/14/21 16:27:12] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:32 towards level 46.
[07/14/21 17:09:04] Gorek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:07:49 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 17:22:26] texke was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:35 towards level 46.
[07/14/21 17:34:58] Centrixx was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:38 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 17:36:32] The local wizard imbued blackroot's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! blackroot's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/21 18:29:44] chiastre was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:59 towards level 43.
[07/14/21 18:36:48] TauPan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:53:07 towards level 44.
[07/14/21 18:49:48] CodeGeek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CodeGeek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/21 19:04:31] el tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:59 towards level 46.
[07/14/21 19:06:43] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:40:06 from level 47.
[07/14/21 19:10:50] TauPan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:13 from level 44.
[07/14/21 20:30:17] drahthaar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:48 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 21:46:46] CrashOverride was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:56 towards level 47.
[07/14/21 23:21:01] bsleep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:35 towards level 45.
[07/14/21 23:31:57] jayvee bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:19 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 02:04:53] Tor bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:13 towards level 48.
[07/15/21 02:20:14] pztrn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:45 towards level 45.
[07/15/21 02:57:20] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:25 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 03:14:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Crazycatlady's tunic! Crazycatlady's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/21 03:18:58] bsleep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:56 towards level 45.
[07/15/21 03:28:06] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:22 towards level 46.
[07/15/21 03:30:58] Cirdan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:12 towards level 45.
[07/15/21 04:25:23] talisein was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:36 towards level 46.
[07/15/21 04:57:05] bobvador caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:51 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 04:59:30] simple fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:29:19 from level 47.
[07/15/21 05:18:53] HeavyPodda gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:24 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 05:22:05] aqsd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:54 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 06:17:00] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:09 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 06:51:13] apb found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:03 towards level 46.
[07/15/21 07:19:49] FenderQ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:51 towards level 44.
[07/15/21 07:46:40] Acolarh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:58:19 towards level 46.
[07/15/21 08:17:29] bg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:22 from level 44.
[07/15/21 08:21:20] buzzzzz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:57 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 09:56:07] Sokar spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sokar's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/15/21 10:07:09] drahthaar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:41 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 10:27:16] pfoley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:06 towards level 46.
[07/15/21 10:30:40] megubyte was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:54:47 from level 48.
[07/15/21 10:42:07] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:15 towards level 41.
[07/15/21 10:58:10] unicron ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:38 from level 34.
[07/15/21 12:39:35] Sergio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:28 towards level 46.
[07/15/21 12:43:51] Sergio's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sergio's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/21 12:51:53] MsYou was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:04 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 13:06:54] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:37 towards level 46.
[07/15/21 13:20:17] texke ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:38:35 from level 46.
[07/15/21 13:35:36] kptr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:05 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 14:29:45] gradator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:31 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 15:02:28] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:07:39 from level 47.
[07/15/21 15:05:59] nCrazed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:36 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 15:16:40] vectr0n has dealt DrinkyBird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:38:52 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/15/21 15:58:34] CodeGeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:20 towards level 46.
[07/15/21 16:08:18] Russell tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:55 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 16:28:20] megubyte was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:13:34 from level 48.
[07/15/21 16:34:46] t3chn0 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:42 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 16:36:49] krin was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:36 from level 47.
[07/15/21 16:56:23] washclof burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! washclof's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/15/21 17:16:43] ChowderKeg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:24 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 17:36:59] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:04 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 17:46:43] nCrazed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:45 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 18:14:00] Paperclip burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Paperclip's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/15/21 18:52:42] scornn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:35:18 from level 47.
[07/15/21 20:02:15] Centrixx got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:12:48 from level 47.
[07/15/21 20:03:54] _sh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! _sh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/21 20:22:49] Puff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:36 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 20:26:35] Geoff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:09 towards level 46.
[07/15/21 20:28:08] buZz was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:42 from level 46.
[07/15/21 20:45:43] popey got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:24:54 from level 44.
[07/15/21 20:53:35] bsleep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:34 towards level 45.
[07/15/21 21:10:05] chiastre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:08 towards level 43.
[07/15/21 21:29:09] Techman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:28 towards level 46.
[07/15/21 22:47:41] cremefresh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:48 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 23:00:02] el was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:46 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 23:24:07] DrinkyBird was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:39:09 from level 46.
[07/15/21 23:59:36] TBB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:43 towards level 38.
[07/16/21 00:19:31] sheu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:43 from level 48.
[07/16/21 00:40:24] dwfreed was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:33:31 from level 47.
[07/16/21 00:59:29] washclof found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:58 towards level 46.
[07/16/21 01:14:14] StalkR has dealt DrWhax a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:00:32 is added to DrWhax's clock.
[07/16/21 01:15:18] dave was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:19 from level 47.
[07/16/21 02:40:32] Silvanus_Betrium has dealt apiw a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:46:13 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/16/21 02:43:56] style caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:17 towards level 42.
[07/16/21 03:12:08] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:24 towards level 45.
[07/16/21 04:40:20] eroc1990 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:49 from level 27.
[07/16/21 04:48:10] zankore was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:53:31 from level 46.
[07/16/21 05:04:44] caeli was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:41 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 05:08:33] starlink was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:21:19 from level 47.
[07/16/21 05:09:33] Reilly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:50 from level 42.
[07/16/21 06:28:49] nya fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:20:03 from level 47.
[07/16/21 06:31:23] ShinobiChileno bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:32 towards level 45.
[07/16/21 07:10:37] nCrazed was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:08:12 from level 47.
[07/16/21 07:12:23] Majak met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:26:04 from level 47.
[07/16/21 07:26:08] gildarts met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:12 from level 46.
[07/16/21 07:57:12] uovobw found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:31 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 08:03:35] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:44 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 08:08:54] szczot3k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:21 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 08:28:22] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:54 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 08:39:34] apiw has dealt hax404 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:09:26 is added to hax404's clock.
[07/16/21 08:50:09] angrychisel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:12 towards level 40.
[07/16/21 09:30:14] Karen tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:56 towards level 38.
[07/16/21 09:55:55] JigmeDatse gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:22 towards level 40.
[07/16/21 09:56:10] crysis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:38 towards level 32.
[07/16/21 10:12:26] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:04 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 10:14:35] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:01 towards level 38.
[07/16/21 10:44:03] BMO was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:07:39 from level 47.
[07/16/21 11:34:47] bagels got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:02 towards level 45.
[07/16/21 11:35:14] MsYou discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:36:16 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 12:22:27] golgy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:13 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 12:28:29] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:42 towards level 45.
[07/16/21 13:45:49] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:20 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 14:06:45] adamus1red was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:28 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 14:12:04] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:27 towards level 46.
[07/16/21 14:38:52] nyuszika7h gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:22 towards level 44.
[07/16/21 15:02:22] BUSY reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! BUSY's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/21 16:04:24] munkis ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:22:11 from level 42.
[07/16/21 16:31:21] jacob1 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:44 from level 47.
[07/16/21 17:56:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sc's tunic! sc's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/21 18:53:44] cfebs hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:09:14 towards level 46.
[07/16/21 19:08:23] Russell found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:26:39 towards level 48.
[07/16/21 19:22:20] chiastre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:59 towards level 44.
[07/16/21 19:59:09] tmberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:09:30 towards level 46.
[07/16/21 21:38:52] blabber found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:37 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 21:47:39] MrGlass found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:01:05 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 22:58:35] Nysdar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:41 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 23:17:54] Reilly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:49 towards level 43.
[07/16/21 23:36:05] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:46:34 towards level 47.
[07/16/21 23:45:19] chiastre bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:58 towards level 44.
[07/17/21 00:18:01] MetaNova was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:15 towards level 47.
[07/17/21 01:01:47] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:27 towards level 46.
[07/17/21 01:20:28] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:38 towards level 47.
[07/17/21 01:22:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on KindOne's tunic! KindOne's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/21 01:59:29] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:38:23 from level 47.
[07/17/21 02:42:05] Karen caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:33 towards level 39.
[07/17/21 03:01:06] li bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:45 towards level 47.
[07/17/21 04:32:51] StalkR found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:38 towards level 40.
[07/17/21 05:05:28] Crazycatlady walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:48:31 from level 46.
[07/17/21 05:27:39] kline reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kline's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/21 06:30:25] krin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:44 towards level 47.
[07/17/21 06:40:09] MsYou had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:06 towards level 47.
[07/17/21 07:19:08] Theleveler hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:20 towards level 47.
[07/17/21 07:20:14] Togra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:22 towards level 44.
[07/17/21 09:11:18] blackroot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:03 towards level 46.
[07/17/21 09:42:51] Kachin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:33 towards level 45.
[07/17/21 10:18:44] Nysdar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:09:46 from level 47.
[07/17/21 10:52:00] hax404 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:25 towards level 47.
[07/17/21 12:03:18] pants has dealt MrGlass a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:16:51 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[07/17/21 14:11:06] Theleveler bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:10 towards level 47.
[07/17/21 14:14:10] Kachin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:43 towards level 45.
[07/17/21 14:29:52] Iines caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:27 towards level 48.
[07/17/21 15:08:54] DirtyVader was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:56 from level 37.
[07/17/21 16:19:30] Bkid caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:14 towards level 46.
[07/17/21 16:42:55] StalkR found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:42 towards level 40.
[07/17/21 16:45:38] scornn reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! scornn's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/21 16:48:36] gettu was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:46 from level 46.
[07/17/21 18:42:09] ChowderKeg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:45:15 from level 47.
[07/17/21 19:11:25] Nechayev found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:27 towards level 46.
[07/17/21 20:09:08] nyuszika7h's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nyuszika7h's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/21 20:54:35] unicron was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:16 from level 36.
[07/17/21 21:03:22] KindOne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:02 towards level 44.
[07/17/21 21:08:30] Crazycatlady was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:36 towards level 46.
[07/17/21 22:52:02] buzel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! buzel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/21 22:57:57] mordac spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! mordac's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/17/21 23:24:08] laama was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:18 towards level 47.
[07/17/21 23:32:12] Wolf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Wolf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/21 23:35:19] hockpa2e has dealt kline a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:05:26 is added to kline's clock.
[07/17/21 23:36:28] Paperclip was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:26:06 from level 48.
[07/17/21 23:44:26] J-472 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! J-472's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/17/21 23:49:33] Centrixx met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:03 from level 47.
[07/18/21 00:05:49] el has dealt ToHellWithGA a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:07:10 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[07/18/21 00:28:59] spex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:13 towards level 45.
[07/18/21 01:09:33] Affliction has dealt li a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:35:30 is added to li's clock.
[07/18/21 01:14:52] vectr0n burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! vectr0n's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/18/21 01:17:43] Acolarh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:04 towards level 46.
[07/18/21 01:27:27] Endust found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:30 towards level 42.
[07/18/21 01:29:04] vegadark was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:20 towards level 48.
[07/18/21 01:54:59] Phil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:58 towards level 47.
[07/18/21 02:03:59] JeDa spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! JeDa's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/18/21 03:12:15] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:25 towards level 46.
[07/18/21 03:22:04] dwfreed spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! dwfreed's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/18/21 03:23:29] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:25 towards level 48.
[07/18/21 03:57:03] DrWhax was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:27 from level 47.
[07/18/21 04:57:39] dxrt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:21 towards level 45.
[07/18/21 05:12:30] Endust's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Endust's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/21 05:27:25] nya was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:05:23 from level 47.
[07/18/21 05:30:47] Bahhumbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:08 towards level 46.
[07/18/21 07:01:59] damyan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! damyan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/21 07:02:05] CrashOverride discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:09 towards level 48.
[07/18/21 08:02:31] pztrn's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pztrn's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/21 08:13:37] mordac got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:38 from level 47.
[07/18/21 08:28:10] gradator reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gradator's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/21 08:46:16] Theleveler hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:16 towards level 47.
[07/18/21 10:39:41] Yuhno found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:49 towards level 47.
[07/18/21 11:21:02] bg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:09 towards level 45.
[07/18/21 11:47:26] Cirdan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:15 from level 46.
[07/18/21 12:36:19] MrGlass caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:07 towards level 47.
[07/18/21 13:00:18] Centrixx got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:45 towards level 47.
[07/18/21 13:22:37] Sokar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:34:33 from level 48.
[07/18/21 13:24:46] mrmonday hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:04 towards level 48.
[07/18/21 13:30:54] jjasghar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:04 towards level 40.
[07/18/21 13:38:34] Algernon ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:36:18 from level 48.
[07/18/21 14:17:30] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:22 towards level 48.
[07/18/21 14:21:15] gettu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:21 towards level 46.
[07/18/21 14:29:38] nawcom was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:32 from level 42.
[07/18/21 15:42:16] hax404's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hax404's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/21 16:18:19] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:23 towards level 38.
[07/18/21 16:33:28] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:46 towards level 45.
[07/18/21 17:05:39] buzel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:41 towards level 47.
[07/18/21 18:07:58] MsYou caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:45 towards level 47.
[07/18/21 18:12:05] uovobw was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:56 towards level 47.
[07/18/21 18:41:17] el had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:26 towards level 47.
[07/18/21 20:13:43] golgy got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:02:00 from level 48.
[07/18/21 21:01:40] Paganel met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:13:14 from level 47.
[07/18/21 21:20:17] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:26 towards level 46.
[07/18/21 22:04:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Affliction's tunic! Affliction's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/21 23:00:19] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:33 towards level 42.
[07/18/21 23:07:35] Juan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:05 towards level 40.
[07/18/21 23:29:16] Bahhumbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:09:42 from level 46.
[07/18/21 23:55:57] Sokar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:56 towards level 48.
[07/19/21 00:01:46] Lord255 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:48 towards level 48.
[07/19/21 00:12:36] tomhek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tomhek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/21 00:40:06] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:30 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 00:50:38] Centrixx has dealt Bluedog a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:11:00 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[07/19/21 00:54:36] bg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/21 02:06:31] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:39 towards level 46.
[07/19/21 02:09:44] munkis was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:15:46 from level 42.
[07/19/21 02:29:30] crysis was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:15 towards level 35.
[07/19/21 02:40:32] Drin's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Drin's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/19/21 02:47:40] crank's charm ate a bolt of lightning! crank's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/21 04:18:24] eising was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:00:46 from level 48.
[07/19/21 04:24:43] hdm has dealt Asara a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:57:22 is added to Asara's clock.
[07/19/21 04:27:17] spex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! spex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/21 04:27:53] Gorek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Gorek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/21 04:38:28] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:25 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 04:49:24] mrmonday was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:53:56 from level 48.
[07/19/21 05:23:53] eggy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:59 towards level 45.
[07/19/21 05:31:37] dave fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:48:23 from level 48.
[07/19/21 05:46:16] Covid-19 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:48 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 06:04:59] eising tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:25 towards level 48.
[07/19/21 06:20:11] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:55:12 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 06:41:51] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:14 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 06:45:31] Oblomov was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:54 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 07:22:58] DrinkyBird fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:16 from level 46.
[07/19/21 08:40:00] gerry666 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:13 towards level 45.
[07/19/21 09:08:52] jaxson ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:19 from level 47.
[07/19/21 09:29:54] Khorne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:40 towards level 43.
[07/19/21 09:35:13] tswsl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:39 from level 47.
[07/19/21 09:43:06] adamus1red had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:18 towards level 48.
[07/19/21 10:26:27] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:53 towards level 48.
[07/19/21 10:32:52] oxzi met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:29 from level 10.
[07/19/21 10:55:36] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:31 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 11:39:08] Paperclip found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:44 towards level 48.
[07/19/21 12:17:41] blackroot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:46 towards level 46.
[07/19/21 12:20:14] trashicus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:27 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 12:42:56] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:16 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 12:56:56] Nechayev hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:51 towards level 46.
[07/19/21 12:58:57] Cirdan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:52 from level 46.
[07/19/21 13:00:48] The local wizard imbued misha's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! misha's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/21 13:30:24] uovobw ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:20 from level 47.
[07/19/21 13:49:52] CodeGeek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:39 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 16:26:08] unicron ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:01 from level 37.
[07/19/21 16:30:32] apiw was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:40 towards level 42.
[07/19/21 16:46:20] Fenrik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:01 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 17:35:49] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:16 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 18:15:04] starlink has dealt freeboson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:41:24 is added to freeboson's clock.
[07/19/21 18:16:46] Yuhno ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:50:40 from level 47.
[07/19/21 19:56:28] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:50 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 20:30:45] spex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:10 towards level 46.
[07/19/21 20:36:07] Iines fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:09:26 from level 48.
[07/19/21 20:56:20] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:38 towards level 40.
[07/19/21 21:27:18] pyre walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:05 from level 47.
[07/19/21 21:44:49] hdm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:14 towards level 47.
[07/19/21 21:49:56] Pingerfowder tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:37 towards level 42.
[07/19/21 22:04:56] Silvanus_Betrium hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:38 towards level 46.
[07/19/21 23:01:16] ChowderKeg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:04:50 from level 48.
[07/19/21 23:16:44] Misza found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:37 towards level 48.
[07/20/21 00:09:47] Sergio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:22 towards level 47.
[07/20/21 00:21:13] Bluedog was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:10:02 from level 43.
[07/20/21 01:52:18] Crazycatlady found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:41 towards level 47.
[07/20/21 02:25:31] Lord255 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:58 towards level 48.
[07/20/21 03:11:35] jokajak caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:49 towards level 44.
[07/20/21 03:53:35] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:26 towards level 45.
[07/20/21 04:16:22] bookworm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:33 towards level 48.
[07/20/21 04:20:38] Zaratustra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:02 from level 47.
[07/20/21 05:51:14] Bluedog met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:02 from level 43.
[07/20/21 05:59:48] CharlieAngel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:30 towards level 45.
[07/20/21 06:44:02] Cirdan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:20:03 from level 47.
[07/20/21 07:57:42] Psilocybe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:50:46 from level 48.
[07/20/21 08:08:53] crysis was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:21 towards level 36.
[07/20/21 08:16:30] Zaratustra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:31 from level 47.
[07/20/21 08:21:37] AlexS was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:27 towards level 47.
[07/20/21 09:09:39] CharlieAngel fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:45 from level 45.
[07/20/21 09:18:29] The local wizard imbued blackroot's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! blackroot's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/20/21 09:34:24] The local wizard imbued Sokar's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sokar's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/20/21 09:36:12] heisenbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:47 towards level 48.
[07/20/21 09:40:58] JamCow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:44 towards level 46.
[07/20/21 10:17:33] sid3windr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:11 towards level 47.
[07/20/21 10:19:36] The_Decryptor was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:36 towards level 48.
[07/20/21 10:37:13] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:56 towards level 48.
[07/20/21 10:48:10] "\@_ was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:18 from level 47.
[07/20/21 11:49:48] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:34 towards level 47.
[07/20/21 11:50:00] style burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! style's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/20/21 12:14:14] anarcat has dealt canton7 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:52:47 is added to canton7's clock.
[07/20/21 12:18:48] Bahhumbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:54 towards level 46.
[07/20/21 14:08:54] PiotrekD was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:23:52 from level 44.
[07/20/21 15:26:45] nyuszika7h ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:09:47 from level 45.
[07/20/21 16:39:27] Beefcan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:38 towards level 47.
[07/20/21 17:37:47] Andrio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:52 towards level 48.
[07/20/21 18:04:18] Andrio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:31 towards level 48.
[07/20/21 19:13:17] starlink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:21 towards level 47.
[07/20/21 19:21:25] dxrt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:45 towards level 46.
[07/20/21 19:57:47] Globbs caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:07 towards level 46.
[07/20/21 19:58:08] gdm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:20:58 from level 47.
[07/20/21 19:59:59] gradator fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:31:27 from level 48.
[07/20/21 20:06:43] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:14 towards level 44.
[07/20/21 20:09:16] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:08 towards level 48.
[07/20/21 20:16:15] nCrazed tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:30 towards level 48.
[07/20/21 20:28:03] pztrn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:41 towards level 46.
[07/20/21 20:31:58] Oblomov met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:23:48 from level 48.
[07/20/21 20:46:43] jjasghar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:32 from level 41.
[07/20/21 21:08:40] Yarosh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Yarosh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/20/21 21:34:51] kptr's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kptr's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/21 00:23:47] Theleveler fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:38:05 from level 48.
[07/21/21 00:39:35] meskio walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:40:09 from level 48.
[07/21/21 00:40:18] Gorek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:32 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 01:38:00] trashicus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:02 towards level 47.
[07/21/21 01:45:43] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:23 towards level 47.
[07/21/21 03:08:34] Thorael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:39 towards level 47.
[07/21/21 03:17:24] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:20 towards level 47.
[07/21/21 04:08:51] Covid-19 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:07 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 04:48:12] JeDa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:53:44 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 05:05:22] Khorne walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:02:04 from level 44.
[07/21/21 07:25:28] Wolf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Wolf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/21 07:49:10] Tenedos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:01 towards level 45.
[07/21/21 07:50:16] jjasghar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:59 towards level 41.
[07/21/21 08:18:56] Affliction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:36 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 09:09:50] CrashOverride tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:32 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 09:15:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on scornn's tunic! scornn's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/21 11:06:30] el's charm ate a bolt of lightning! el's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/21 11:25:46] Pingerfowder got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:41 towards level 43.
[07/21/21 12:54:30] DrWhax caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:08 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 13:19:14] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:26 towards level 47.
[07/21/21 14:20:27] blabber found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:12 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 14:27:49] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:40 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 14:47:53] Angelina was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:44:54 from level 47.
[07/21/21 16:00:27] buzel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:55 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 17:45:19] hockpa2e tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:04 towards level 44.
[07/21/21 18:01:02] Bahhumbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:39 towards level 46.
[07/21/21 18:25:51] Sergio has dealt DrinkyBird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:26:36 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[07/21/21 19:16:16] Sokar burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sokar's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/21 19:33:16] Misza got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:14:31 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 19:42:49] dxrt ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:35:19 from level 46.
[07/21/21 20:18:26] Absalom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:26 towards level 29.
[07/21/21 20:34:06] uovobw got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:23 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 20:52:26] golgy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:28 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 21:16:28] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:29 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 21:24:24] zgrep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:57 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 21:38:56] xbill bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:36 towards level 48.
[07/21/21 23:36:49] Andrio has dealt thornrag a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:05:49 is added to thornrag's clock.
[07/21/21 23:57:22] szczot3k's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! szczot3k's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/21 00:20:01] J-472 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:35 towards level 47.
[07/22/21 00:33:04] Pricey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:47 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 01:27:29] nawcom caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:16 towards level 43.
[07/22/21 01:38:35] Platonides's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Platonides's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/21 02:36:18] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:00 towards level 40.
[07/22/21 03:34:16] Thorael was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:38 from level 47.
[07/22/21 04:26:28] jgn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:20 from level 48.
[07/22/21 04:37:27] Sombra slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sombra's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/21 04:48:53] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:12 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 05:01:11] DrWhax found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:43 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 05:09:43] jjasghar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:30 towards level 41.
[07/22/21 05:16:41] Algernon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:27:44 from level 48.
[07/22/21 05:20:33] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:12 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 05:36:15] caeli was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:38 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 06:10:42] Nechayev was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:05:11 from level 47.
[07/22/21 06:14:30] crank got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:43 from level 48.
[07/22/21 06:39:41] ToHellWithGA ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:01:18 from level 47.
[07/22/21 06:55:03] Karen ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:19 from level 41.
[07/22/21 07:24:12] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:34 towards level 47.
[07/22/21 07:40:12] ion was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:35 from level 47.
[07/22/21 08:30:29] misha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:58 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 08:41:07] JeDa was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:37:04 from level 48.
[07/22/21 09:04:42] nyuszika7h bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:10 towards level 45.
[07/22/21 09:17:51] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:54 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 09:25:29] gradator's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gradator's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/21 09:29:21] bg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:19 towards level 46.
[07/22/21 10:14:24] Puff burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Puff's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/21 10:29:27] tmberg has dealt JamCow a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:48:33 is added to JamCow's clock.
[07/22/21 11:36:41] Sergio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:43 towards level 47.
[07/22/21 11:40:03] hax404 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:53:41 from level 47.
[07/22/21 11:48:52] Endust got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:32 towards level 44.
[07/22/21 12:32:58] Angelina found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:43 towards level 47.
[07/22/21 12:46:25] gerry666 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:46 towards level 45.
[07/22/21 12:53:17] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:18 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 13:04:32] golgy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:36 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 13:12:49] Pingerfowder gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:14 towards level 43.
[07/22/21 14:06:48] CodeGeek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:06:56 from level 48.
[07/22/21 14:55:32] Carl slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Carl's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/21 14:57:36] Sokar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:45 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 15:11:50] Bkid was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:54 towards level 47.
[07/22/21 15:37:28] Fenrik got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:25:09 from level 47.
[07/22/21 17:23:27] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:43 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 17:42:18] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:27 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 18:19:36] laama got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:05 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 19:21:49] jjasghar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:33 towards level 42.
[07/22/21 19:34:25] chiastre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:25 towards level 45.
[07/22/21 20:01:22] Centrixx was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:20 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 20:34:24] golgy's charm ate a bolt of lightning! golgy's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/21 20:46:08] dxrt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:58 towards level 46.
[07/22/21 21:41:05] Misza gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:28 towards level 48.
[07/22/21 21:48:15] trashicus spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! trashicus's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/21 21:49:36] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:05 towards level 47.
[07/22/21 22:04:04] apiw's charm ate a bolt of lightning! apiw's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/21 22:46:55] gettu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:00 towards level 47.
[07/22/21 23:11:36] cremefresh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:16:03 from level 48.
[07/23/21 00:20:40] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:24 towards level 48.
[07/23/21 00:43:04] gradator bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:00 towards level 48.
[07/23/21 02:29:40] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:55:48 towards level 48.
[07/23/21 02:50:17] Umbire fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:16 from level 38.
[07/23/21 02:50:56] Absalom reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Absalom's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/21 03:26:01] Sokar was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:04:07 from level 49.
[07/23/21 03:35:15] cremefresh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:41:24 from level 48.
[07/23/21 04:08:31] damyan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:53 towards level 47.
[07/23/21 04:29:12] MrGlass was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:01:12 from level 48.
[07/23/21 04:40:20] TauPan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:02 from level 44.
[07/23/21 04:54:51] nCrazed was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:33:55 from level 48.
[07/23/21 07:02:36] cfebs got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:42 towards level 47.
[07/23/21 09:30:44] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:07 towards level 41.
[07/23/21 10:29:43] blabber was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:50 towards level 48.
[07/23/21 11:04:26] buZz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:09 towards level 48.
[07/23/21 11:47:10] gdm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:43 towards level 47.
[07/23/21 12:03:14] dxrt was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:58:07 from level 46.
[07/23/21 13:07:08] mordac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:28 towards level 48.
[07/23/21 13:37:59] Paganel has dealt t3chn0 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:13:48 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[07/23/21 14:02:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nyuszika7h's tunic! nyuszika7h's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/21 14:06:57] Silvanus_Betrium ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:19:30 from level 47.
[07/23/21 14:24:34] Khorne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:05 towards level 44.
[07/23/21 14:41:27] ion got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:40 from level 47.
[07/23/21 14:50:14] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:50 towards level 47.
[07/23/21 15:27:16] The local wizard imbued TauPan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TauPan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/21 15:35:06] Asara ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:52:20 from level 48.
[07/23/21 16:01:24] Bahhumbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Bahhumbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/21 16:15:24] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:14 towards level 40.
[07/23/21 16:30:57] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:13 from level 47.
[07/23/21 16:42:12] Finley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:03 towards level 44.
[07/23/21 19:29:15] Misza gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:56 towards level 48.
[07/23/21 19:44:25] Platonides caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:01 towards level 47.
[07/23/21 19:52:06] _sh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:16:51 from level 49.
[07/23/21 21:51:46] dave was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:30 from level 48.
[07/23/21 21:55:41] unicron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:09:13 from level 40.
[07/23/21 22:07:22] Paperclip's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Paperclip's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/21 22:10:17] Zaratustra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:39:21 from level 48.
[07/23/21 22:51:44] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:47 towards level 47.
[07/23/21 23:23:55] Bluedog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:46 towards level 44.
[07/23/21 23:24:28] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:09 towards level 46.
[07/23/21 23:32:24] Russell hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:07 towards level 49.
[07/23/21 23:50:43] westoR was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:59 towards level 24.
[07/23/21 23:58:36] Quack fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:13 from level 43.
[07/24/21 00:13:12] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:58 towards level 48.
[07/24/21 00:33:05] style was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:50 from level 45.
[07/24/21 00:40:18] nyuszika7h gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:38 towards level 46.
[07/24/21 00:48:23] Juan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:56 towards level 41.
[07/24/21 02:10:41] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:36 towards level 49.
[07/24/21 03:48:37] pyre hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:24 towards level 48.
[07/24/21 04:03:43] Absalom got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:45 from level 33.
[07/24/21 04:29:24] nicole tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:42 towards level 46.
[07/24/21 04:29:54] gerry666 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:49 towards level 46.
[07/24/21 05:02:56] crank reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! crank's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/21 05:13:49] pastly has dealt li a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:54:38 is added to li's clock.
[07/24/21 05:16:41] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:57 towards level 49.
[07/24/21 05:22:45] mrmonday was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:13 towards level 49.
[07/24/21 06:33:14] Beefcan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:42 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 06:46:08] Yuhno found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:19 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 07:16:02] _sh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:58:07 towards level 49.
[07/24/21 07:32:51] DrinkyBird burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! DrinkyBird's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/21 08:17:51] ToHellWithGA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:56 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 08:41:02] KindOne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:16 towards level 46.
[07/24/21 08:57:32] dxrt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:39 towards level 46.
[07/24/21 09:22:19] Iines bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:44 towards level 49.
[07/24/21 09:30:33] Fenrik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:42 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 09:43:46] Faradome ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:04 from level 35.
[07/24/21 10:36:55] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:07 towards level 48.
[07/24/21 11:50:12] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:22 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 11:55:17] jokajak got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:44 from level 45.
[07/24/21 13:10:41] MadMan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:25 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 13:24:53] buZz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:31 towards level 48.
[07/24/21 13:49:40] dave was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:31 from level 48.
[07/24/21 13:54:11] CharlieAngel was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:55 from level 46.
[07/24/21 14:20:19] nya was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:28 towards level 48.
[07/24/21 14:27:38] Misza found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:30 towards level 49.
[07/24/21 15:29:33] Juan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:33 towards level 42.
[07/24/21 15:31:00] Misza was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:07:32 from level 49.
[07/24/21 15:44:37] JeDa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:05 towards level 48.
[07/24/21 16:11:33] Lnk spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Lnk's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/21 16:49:51] CharlieAngel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:59 towards level 46.
[07/24/21 17:12:11] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:13 towards level 49.
[07/24/21 17:18:45] cfebs found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:01 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 17:31:23] blabber was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:29 towards level 48.
[07/24/21 17:59:26] edk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:42 towards level 48.
[07/24/21 18:08:07] pztrn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:00 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 18:31:33] elf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:11 towards level 49.
[07/24/21 18:52:06] el tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:41 towards level 48.
[07/24/21 19:22:03] nawcom spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! nawcom's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/21 20:02:26] canton7 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:44 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 20:03:47] Finley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:54 towards level 44.
[07/24/21 20:23:40] MELOONi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:25 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 20:41:17] zankore gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:30 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 21:40:32] westoR ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:59 from level 27.
[07/24/21 22:11:39] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:41 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 22:17:52] cfebs found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:02 towards level 47.
[07/24/21 23:08:39] sial had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:14 towards level 43.
[07/24/21 23:17:38] hockpa2e was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:17:06 from level 45.
[07/24/21 23:39:10] adamus1red was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:56 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 00:09:52] jayvee discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:30 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 00:10:38] The local wizard imbued Notir's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Notir's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/21 00:55:32] ToHellWithGA walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:52:46 from level 47.
[07/25/21 01:37:40] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:39 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 01:58:35] HeavyPodda has dealt pants a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:50:48 is added to pants's clock.
[07/25/21 02:06:31] DirtyVader was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:11 from level 40.
[07/25/21 02:12:50] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:33 towards level 48.
[07/25/21 02:35:00] _sh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:23 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 03:03:33] tswsl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:39:53 from level 49.
[07/25/21 03:39:17] Centrixx was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:23 from level 48.
[07/25/21 04:31:37] gradator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:38:26 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 05:06:05] MrGlass ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:41:15 from level 48.
[07/25/21 05:08:32] Psilocybe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:47 towards level 48.
[07/25/21 05:33:11] DrWhax's charm ate a bolt of lightning! DrWhax's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/21 06:02:47] A_Dragon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:57 from level 48.
[07/25/21 06:09:24] jayvee was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:38:32 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 06:18:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Platonides's tunic! Platonides's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/21 06:47:31] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:28 from level 46.
[07/25/21 07:11:58] ChowderKeg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:28 towards level 48.
[07/25/21 07:53:30] Ancalagon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:05 towards level 48.
[07/25/21 07:57:10] jjasghar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:32 towards level 42.
[07/25/21 08:00:47] csc2ya slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! csc2ya's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/25/21 08:07:21] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:01 towards level 48.
[07/25/21 08:09:22] cremefresh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:00:30 from level 48.
[07/25/21 08:17:42] li gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:54 towards level 48.
[07/25/21 09:30:33] pastly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:19 towards level 31.
[07/25/21 10:15:33] buZz ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:16:59 from level 48.
[07/25/21 11:25:42] Lnk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:23:26 from level 48.
[07/25/21 11:54:36] westoR was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:23 from level 29.
[07/25/21 12:22:12] hockpa2e was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:19:38 towards level 45.
[07/25/21 12:36:53] io was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:45 towards level 48.
[07/25/21 13:23:09] bagels bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:41 towards level 46.
[07/25/21 14:08:55] Endust's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Endust's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/21 14:23:12] Crazycatlady got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:26 towards level 48.
[07/25/21 14:31:23] Globbs was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:48 towards level 47.
[07/25/21 15:06:49] Yuhno fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:08 from level 47.
[07/25/21 15:20:22] fattrat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:48 from level 48.
[07/25/21 15:20:58] Silvanus_Betrium was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:45:40 towards level 48.
[07/25/21 15:26:14] pfoley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:19 towards level 47.
[07/25/21 15:31:30] mordac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:16 towards level 48.
[07/25/21 15:40:38] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:11 towards level 48.
[07/25/21 16:23:29] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:25 towards level 48.
[07/25/21 16:41:42] JeDa was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:26 from level 48.
[07/25/21 17:39:01] Globbs was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:28 towards level 47.
[07/25/21 18:45:44] Andrio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:12 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 18:57:44] laama caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:13 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 19:09:41] DrWhax was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:03 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 19:21:28] Theleveler got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:11 from level 48.
[07/25/21 19:46:27] SCSi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:43 from level 47.
[07/25/21 20:07:52] Paperclip was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:00 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 20:08:01] Silvanus_Betrium was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:17:45 towards level 48.
[07/25/21 20:30:24] Svetland's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Svetland's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/21 20:32:48] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:21 towards level 41.
[07/25/21 20:51:04] KindOne burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! KindOne's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/25/21 21:57:57] Bluedog bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:40 towards level 44.
[07/25/21 22:21:16] sheu has dealt Syloq a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:36:05 is added to Syloq's clock.
[07/25/21 22:22:04] Notir has dealt laama a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:31:46 is added to laama's clock.
[07/25/21 22:24:35] zbe ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:59:59 from level 49.
[07/25/21 23:45:56] hdm met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:56:01 from level 48.
[07/26/21 00:20:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on chiastre's tunic! chiastre's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/21 01:04:44] The local wizard imbued heisenbug's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! heisenbug's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/21 01:07:47] MrGlass discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:22 towards level 48.
[07/26/21 02:33:50] Thorael walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:17 from level 48.
[07/26/21 03:55:42] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:10 towards level 45.
[07/26/21 04:30:44] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:32 towards level 49.
[07/26/21 04:45:53] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:33 towards level 45.
[07/26/21 05:03:12] chiastre discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:01 towards level 46.
[07/26/21 05:22:33] t3chn0 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:24 from level 48.
[07/26/21 05:23:12] buzel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:54:31 from level 49.
[07/26/21 05:35:36] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:56 towards level 48.
[07/26/21 05:49:51] tomhek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:16 from level 48.
[07/26/21 05:59:18] Yarosh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:05 towards level 48.
[07/26/21 06:12:33] Arch fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:00:01 from level 41.
[07/26/21 06:18:46] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:36 from level 48.
[07/26/21 08:14:39] Juan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:14 towards level 42.
[07/26/21 08:23:50] The local wizard imbued Endust's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Endust's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/21 08:56:18] apiw has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:20:19 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/26/21 09:17:58] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:23:59 from level 48.
[07/26/21 11:25:26] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:47 towards level 49.
[07/26/21 12:22:08] Majak ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:56:46 from level 49.
[07/26/21 12:53:29] vectr0n ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:33:18 from level 48.
[07/26/21 13:21:29] uovobw was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:07 towards level 49.
[07/26/21 14:11:14] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:02 towards level 49.
[07/26/21 14:47:45] jgn's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jgn's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/21 15:33:11] eggy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:10 towards level 47.
[07/26/21 15:51:03] Techman ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:29:03 from level 48.
[07/26/21 16:44:12] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:51 towards level 48.
[07/26/21 17:11:05] ShiaLabeouf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:55 towards level 43.
[07/26/21 18:11:30] nCrazed was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:09 from level 48.
[07/26/21 18:21:33] The local wizard imbued sial's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sial's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/21 19:41:03] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:43 towards level 48.
[07/26/21 20:49:36] iiriix slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! iiriix's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/21 20:53:10] sc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:51 towards level 48.
[07/26/21 21:11:47] Beefcan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Beefcan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/21 21:41:02] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:39 towards level 43.
[07/26/21 21:54:17] hare caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:50 towards level 33.
[07/26/21 21:55:11] spex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:02 towards level 47.
[07/26/21 21:57:53] sheu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:57 towards level 50.
[07/26/21 22:03:15] TimWolla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:02 towards level 49.
[07/26/21 22:50:55] Drin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:15 towards level 46.
[07/26/21 22:59:42] Puff reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Puff's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/21 23:05:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jaxson's tunic! jaxson's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/21 23:22:44] Drin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:14 towards level 46.
[07/26/21 23:53:51] mrmonday's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! mrmonday's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/21 23:56:18] nicole caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:38 towards level 47.
[07/27/21 00:08:09] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:42 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 00:15:38] Asara was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:21:45 from level 48.
[07/27/21 00:44:39] cfebs fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:03:03 from level 47.
[07/27/21 00:46:27] The local wizard imbued Abe's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Abe's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/27/21 02:15:19] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:43 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 02:18:20] Puff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:29 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 02:32:35] Angelina gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:46 towards level 48.
[07/27/21 02:53:58] Notir was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:23:51 from level 48.
[07/27/21 02:59:05] Phunkle was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:50 from level 16.
[07/27/21 03:00:50] The local wizard imbued Nechayev's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Nechayev's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/27/21 03:11:28] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:29 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 03:45:42] tmberg spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! tmberg's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/27/21 04:25:26] krin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:26 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 04:34:07] eising met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:57:25 from level 50.
[07/27/21 04:52:05] cfebs was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:20 towards level 47.
[07/27/21 05:17:19] kptr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:22:35 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 05:25:39] Covid-19 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:06 towards level 48.
[07/27/21 05:31:07] RussellB was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:50:50 from level 49.
[07/27/21 05:41:36] edef was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:30 towards level 43.
[07/27/21 06:20:13] Misza was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:31 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 06:41:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kenyon's tunic! kenyon's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/27/21 07:07:17] Geoff was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:27 from level 48.
[07/27/21 07:17:29] Puff was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:30 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 07:34:23] Sombra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:45 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 07:53:18] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:17 towards level 47.
[07/27/21 08:14:59] golgy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:15 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 08:43:51] adamus1red was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:45:15 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 11:12:54] gettu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:12:06 from level 48.
[07/27/21 11:49:17] ToHellWithGA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:24 towards level 48.
[07/27/21 12:09:27] eising reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! eising's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/27/21 12:18:35] Sergio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:25 towards level 48.
[07/27/21 13:21:48] Kachin was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:40:05 from level 47.
[07/27/21 14:09:52] coding_monk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:43 towards level 21.
[07/27/21 15:08:28] tmberg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:01 from level 47.
[07/27/21 15:10:41] Bkid was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:14 towards level 48.
[07/27/21 15:32:18] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:47 towards level 48.
[07/27/21 15:46:03] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:47 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 15:52:16] Misza found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:45 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 16:48:15] TBB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:07 towards level 42.
[07/27/21 17:11:38] kptr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:52 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 18:05:52] Covid-19 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:13 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 18:33:09] Syloq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:52 towards level 48.
[07/27/21 18:34:15] A_Dragon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:49 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 19:27:53] rfc2549 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:31 towards level 47.
[07/27/21 20:23:56] HeavyPodda ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:52 from level 49.
[07/27/21 20:32:41] HeavyPodda got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:11 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 20:59:01] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:00 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 22:30:28] Lord255 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:00:11 from level 49.
[07/27/21 22:37:39] Syloq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:39 towards level 48.
[07/27/21 22:54:45] Puff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:17:05 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 22:59:25] StalkR got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:51 towards level 44.
[07/27/21 23:10:21] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:26 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 23:20:27] mrmonday tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:28 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 23:55:34] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:01 towards level 46.
[07/27/21 23:58:55] Reilly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:34:51 from level 43.
[07/28/21 00:08:34] A_Dragon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:57 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 00:08:46] Paganel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:08 towards level 48.
[07/28/21 00:12:59] MELOONi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:01 towards level 48.
[07/28/21 00:39:14] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:42 from level 48.
[07/28/21 00:43:57] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:23 towards level 48.
[07/28/21 00:49:11] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:27 from level 43.
[07/28/21 01:38:12] hax404 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:01 from level 48.
[07/28/21 02:05:13] sial found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:06 towards level 44.
[07/28/21 02:49:49] laama found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:48 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 02:49:58] nawcom got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:32 towards level 45.
[07/28/21 04:43:22] kenyon met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:13:12 from level 49.
[07/28/21 05:44:06] GilbertErik was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:55 from level 34.
[07/28/21 06:13:48] Rowbot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:41 towards level 23.
[07/28/21 06:24:24] cfebs discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:39 towards level 48.
[07/28/21 06:49:20] Techman's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Techman's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/28/21 07:02:26] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:09 towards level 48.
[07/28/21 08:03:44] CrashOverride bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:21 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 08:17:26] blackroot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:45 towards level 48.
[07/28/21 08:59:56] eggy found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:05 towards level 47.
[07/28/21 09:54:42] bookworm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:21:44 from level 49.
[07/28/21 10:37:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on t3chn0's tunic! t3chn0's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/21 10:39:29] scornn's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! scornn's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/21 10:47:51] _sh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! _sh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/21 10:50:16] CrashOverride hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:45:18 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 11:21:27] Pricey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:31 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 12:22:08] Finley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:03 towards level 45.
[07/28/21 12:34:47] golgy has dealt edef a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:40:07 is added to edef's clock.
[07/28/21 13:43:53] Tenedos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:17 towards level 47.
[07/28/21 13:46:21] J-472 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:10 towards level 48.
[07/28/21 14:16:21] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:46 towards level 46.
[07/28/21 14:53:48] MetaNova was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:53 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 15:09:46] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:16 towards level 48.
[07/28/21 15:25:37] The_Decryptor spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! The_Decryptor's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/28/21 15:44:20] Sherpard2 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:06 towards level 48.
[07/28/21 15:47:56] Bluedog's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Bluedog's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/21 16:35:06] bookworm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:07 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 16:56:17] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:04 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 17:08:28] gildarts's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gildarts's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/21 17:35:54] BMO has dealt bsleep a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:46:24 is added to bsleep's clock.
[07/28/21 18:25:10] Koffa was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:36:38 from level 46.
[07/28/21 18:27:29] Puff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:05 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 18:40:16] Lord255 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:58 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 18:54:34] bagels was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:48:40 from level 47.
[07/28/21 19:13:35] MadMan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:06 towards level 47.
[07/28/21 19:53:29] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:44 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 20:13:09] A_Dragon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:27 towards level 49.
[07/28/21 21:28:59] style hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:58 towards level 46.
[07/28/21 22:25:27] The local wizard imbued bagels's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bagels's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/21 22:34:46] A_Dragon fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:57:57 from level 49.
[07/28/21 23:02:07] jgn fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:26 from level 49.
[07/28/21 23:43:00] dxrt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:23 towards level 47.
[07/29/21 00:00:01] GilbertErik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:11 towards level 35.
[07/29/21 00:03:49] MrGlass got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:00 towards level 49.
[07/29/21 00:31:02] damyan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:08:30 from level 48.
[07/29/21 02:04:27] The local wizard imbued soltys's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! soltys's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/21 02:06:13] average hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:50 towards level 44.
[07/29/21 02:30:18] MadMan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:34 towards level 47.
[07/29/21 02:43:33] Endust discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:18 towards level 45.
[07/29/21 02:46:33] keepermurph found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:48 towards level 42.
[07/29/21 02:49:43] Yuhno reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Yuhno's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/21 03:56:19] PiotrekD got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:09 towards level 46.
[07/29/21 05:39:48] nawcom's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nawcom's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/21 07:04:55] spex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:28:10 towards level 48.
[07/29/21 07:23:59] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:55 towards level 48.
[07/29/21 07:49:59] laama hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:08:18 towards level 50.
[07/29/21 08:03:29] Andrio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:43 towards level 49.
[07/29/21 08:11:09] pfoley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:36 towards level 48.
[07/29/21 08:53:37] munkis tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:21 towards level 44.
[07/29/21 09:31:51] Bkid was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:40 towards level 48.
[07/29/21 10:05:23] Way discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:45 towards level 44.
[07/29/21 10:44:41] nawcom found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:44 towards level 45.
[07/29/21 11:19:42] Ancalagon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:34 towards level 49.
[07/29/21 11:27:05] gdm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:25 towards level 48.
[07/29/21 11:28:59] Bluedog tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:16 towards level 45.
[07/29/21 11:56:12] oxzi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:58 towards level 37.
[07/29/21 12:13:34] adamus1red had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:37 towards level 49.
[07/29/21 13:08:51] dwfreed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:48 towards level 49.
[07/29/21 13:38:54] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:22:24 from level 49.
[07/29/21 13:45:13] SCSi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:25 towards level 47.
[07/29/21 13:58:25] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:42 from level 49.
[07/29/21 15:16:27] Paganel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:23 towards level 49.
[07/29/21 15:18:52] Sergio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:38 towards level 48.
[07/29/21 15:23:20] blabber's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! blabber's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/21 15:25:08] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:00 towards level 44.
[07/29/21 16:08:27] d4n13L has dealt tmberg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:14:38 is added to tmberg's clock.
[07/29/21 16:27:31] Pricey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:57 towards level 49.
[07/29/21 16:30:13] average caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:16 towards level 44.
[07/29/21 18:05:34] d4n13L tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:29 towards level 46.
[07/29/21 18:53:34] MrGlass had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:42 towards level 49.
[07/29/21 19:14:15] hockpa2e got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:44 towards level 46.
[07/29/21 19:27:54] oxzi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:30 towards level 37.
[07/29/21 19:31:42] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:31 towards level 49.
[07/29/21 19:48:50] ToHellWithGA was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:13:11 from level 48.
[07/29/21 21:31:08] iiriix bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:00 towards level 49.
[07/29/21 21:42:07] Majak reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Majak's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/21 21:48:24] pztrn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:42 towards level 48.
[07/29/21 22:32:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Phil's tunic! Phil's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/21 22:37:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CodeGeek's tunic! CodeGeek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/21 23:14:18] cremefresh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:52 towards level 49.
[07/29/21 23:54:35] dwfreed was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:16:29 from level 49.
[07/30/21 01:05:44] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:02 towards level 45.
[07/30/21 01:43:51] TBB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:45 towards level 43.
[07/30/21 02:11:38] sheu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:45 towards level 50.
[07/30/21 02:51:05] Puff hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:12 towards level 49.
[07/30/21 03:23:30] keepermurph found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:49 towards level 42.
[07/30/21 03:25:40] blabber found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:02 towards level 49.
[07/30/21 03:29:32] BMO found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:46 towards level 49.
[07/30/21 03:34:27] hax404 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:00 towards level 48.
[07/30/21 04:40:44] damyan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:01 towards level 48.
[07/30/21 05:12:38] ion met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:06 from level 48.
[07/30/21 05:29:30] Finley was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:51:38 from level 46.
[07/30/21 06:02:31] gettu was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:27:32 from level 48.
[07/30/21 06:13:22] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:05 from level 23.
[07/30/21 06:20:47] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on csc2ya's tunic! csc2ya's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/21 06:21:50] sheu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:15:53 towards level 50.
[07/30/21 07:24:21] scornn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:47 towards level 50.
[07/30/21 07:57:05] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:29 towards level 49.
[07/30/21 08:25:38] ShiaLabeouf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:02 towards level 44.
[07/30/21 09:13:37] TimWolla was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:27:03 from level 49.
[07/30/21 09:29:40] nCrazed ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:21:37 from level 49.
[07/30/21 09:50:39] Kachin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:28 towards level 47.
[07/30/21 09:58:29] anarcat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! anarcat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/21 11:02:40] Endust found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:44 towards level 46.
[07/30/21 11:52:06] uovobw found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:10:23 towards level 50.
[07/30/21 11:54:13] sial fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:38:52 from level 44.
[07/30/21 12:02:29] CrashOverride was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:10 towards level 49.
[07/30/21 12:02:38] blackroot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:02 from level 48.
[07/30/21 12:15:53] J-472 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:25 from level 48.
[07/30/21 14:24:24] jjasghar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:21 towards level 44.
[07/30/21 14:55:54] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:10 towards level 48.
[07/30/21 14:58:57] Faradome's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Faradome's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/21 15:14:34] BUSY discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:23 towards level 47.
[07/30/21 15:40:21] d4n13L caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:24 towards level 46.
[07/30/21 15:44:25] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:08 towards level 50.
[07/30/21 16:25:11] buZz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:06:11 from level 49.
[07/30/21 16:39:55] elf has dealt TBB a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:01:04 is added to TBB's clock.
[07/30/21 16:46:21] Notir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:52 towards level 49.
[07/30/21 16:53:46] canton7 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:55 towards level 48.
[07/30/21 17:00:26] Algernon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:32 towards level 49.
[07/30/21 17:07:43] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:31 towards level 50.
[07/30/21 17:22:27] gradator bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:05 towards level 50.
[07/30/21 18:16:25] Gorek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:48 from level 49.
[07/30/21 20:12:20] uovobw discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:35 towards level 50.
[07/30/21 21:38:04] StalkR bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:37 towards level 45.
[07/30/21 22:11:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on buZz's tunic! buZz's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/21 22:28:27] Sherpard2 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:38:42 from level 49.
[07/30/21 23:07:44] PiotrekD was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:45 towards level 47.
[07/31/21 01:51:59] _sh burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! _sh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/31/21 02:22:42] Misza was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:33:55 from level 50.
[07/31/21 02:25:36] GyrosGeier was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:49 towards level 48.
[07/31/21 02:34:36] TauPan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:13:23 from level 45.
[07/31/21 03:39:02] pandakekok fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:31 from level 40.
[07/31/21 03:55:23] Juan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:47:06 from level 44.
[07/31/21 05:04:16] Finley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:40:54 from level 46.
[07/31/21 05:37:23] Yuhno gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:43 towards level 48.
[07/31/21 06:12:03] DrWhax found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:27 towards level 49.
[07/31/21 06:18:04] mordac was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:57 from level 49.
[07/31/21 06:22:56] TauPan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:46 towards level 45.
[07/31/21 06:28:57] sc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:08:35 from level 49.
[07/31/21 07:22:38] coding_monk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:57 towards level 32.
[07/31/21 07:34:29] Bluedog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:23 towards level 45.
[07/31/21 08:22:11] pztrn was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:26 from level 48.
[07/31/21 09:35:42] jayvee had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:15:38 towards level 50.
[07/31/21 09:50:39] bagels discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:40 towards level 47.
[07/31/21 10:07:18] rs found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:39 towards level 46.
[07/31/21 10:29:11] edef was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:12 towards level 44.
[07/31/21 11:29:40] Juan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:13 towards level 44.
[07/31/21 11:34:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on scornn's tunic! scornn's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/21 11:40:21] Silvanus_Betrium got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:27:49 from level 49.
[07/31/21 12:10:01] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:44 towards level 49.
[07/31/21 12:23:18] hdm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:09:17 from level 49.
[07/31/21 12:29:43] sheu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:38 towards level 50.
[07/31/21 12:48:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Endust's tunic! Endust's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/21 13:39:37] eroc1990 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:46 towards level 33.
[07/31/21 13:52:57] sid3windr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:06 towards level 49.
[07/31/21 15:07:21] Platonides was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:41 towards level 49.
[07/31/21 15:28:31] scornn was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:43:25 from level 50.
[07/31/21 15:36:27] tmberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:28 towards level 48.
[07/31/21 15:59:22] Umbire found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:04 towards level 39.
[07/31/21 16:04:29] Nysdar ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:06:06 from level 50.
[07/31/21 16:04:50] anarcat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:54:20 from level 49.
[07/31/21 16:12:55] Beefcan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:04:50 towards level 49.
[07/31/21 17:13:26] vectr0n was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:04 towards level 49.
[07/31/21 17:32:15] Paperclip was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:19 from level 49.
[07/31/21 17:45:11] BUSY's charm ate a bolt of lightning! BUSY's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/21 18:17:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Platonides's tunic! Platonides's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/21 18:33:25] Globbs got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:29 towards level 48.
[07/31/21 21:35:45] krin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:14 towards level 49.
[07/31/21 21:47:02] AlexS gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:38 towards level 48.
[07/31/21 22:38:34] fattrat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:22 towards level 50.
[07/31/21 22:40:29] Syloq was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:26 towards level 49.
[07/31/21 23:00:03] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:51 towards level 49.
[07/31/21 23:45:50] thornrag has dealt MrGlass a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:14:22 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[08/01/21 02:30:13] Reilly was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:49:43 from level 44.
[08/01/21 02:34:07] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:19 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 02:49:08] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:25:49 towards level 50.
[08/01/21 03:24:58] lightstalker found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:57 towards level 44.
[08/01/21 03:45:11] jaxson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:35:41 from level 49.
[08/01/21 05:46:33] Ancalagon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:36 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 06:45:15] The local wizard imbued pandakekok's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pandakekok's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/21 07:04:40] nyuszika7h was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:24 towards level 47.
[08/01/21 07:59:10] Acolarh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:59 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 08:18:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Nechayev's tunic! Nechayev's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/21 08:27:55] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:32 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 08:49:50] Angelina was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:41:40 from level 49.
[08/01/21 08:55:03] dave caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:06 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 09:22:32] GyrosGeier gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:35 towards level 48.
[08/01/21 09:23:15] bsleep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:48 towards level 47.
[08/01/21 09:34:56] HeavyPodda's charm ate a bolt of lightning! HeavyPodda's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/21 10:25:16] gerry666 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:16 towards level 47.
[08/01/21 10:33:47] cfebs was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:18 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 10:46:26] Iines found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:55 towards level 50.
[08/01/21 10:49:35] himuraken hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:28 towards level 26.
[08/01/21 11:00:19] nya was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:30:36 from level 50.
[08/01/21 11:13:27] tmberg slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! tmberg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/01/21 11:28:49] TBB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:11 towards level 43.
[08/01/21 11:48:04] scornn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:24 towards level 50.
[08/01/21 11:58:58] sid3windr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:30 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 12:08:09] bsleep ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:05:47 from level 47.
[08/01/21 12:11:05] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:45:54 towards level 50.
[08/01/21 12:27:11] Kachin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:23 towards level 47.
[08/01/21 12:30:12] postikana had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:52 towards level 38.
[08/01/21 13:06:45] KyloRen was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:17 towards level 47.
[08/01/21 13:21:54] freeboson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:41:37 from level 50.
[08/01/21 13:23:36] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:20 towards level 50.
[08/01/21 13:50:20] blackroot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:03 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 13:51:38] pztrn has dealt Beefcan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:30:51 is added to Beefcan's clock.
[08/01/21 14:18:53] JamCow walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:12:22 from level 48.
[08/01/21 14:20:53] Acolarh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:50 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 15:06:03] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:15 towards level 44.
[08/01/21 16:07:10] Crazycatlady was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:04 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 16:16:26] buZz ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:54:58 from level 49.
[08/01/21 16:49:15] gerry666 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:34 towards level 47.
[08/01/21 16:52:10] KyloRen had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:24 towards level 47.
[08/01/21 18:03:39] PiotrekD reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! PiotrekD's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/21 18:56:53] Misza has dealt sid3windr a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:01:43 is added to sid3windr's clock.
[08/01/21 19:47:22] ShiaLabeouf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:47 towards level 45.
[08/01/21 19:48:07] dave was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:43 towards level 50.
[08/01/21 20:19:08] style was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:31 towards level 46.
[08/01/21 20:51:39] Togra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:10 towards level 47.
[08/01/21 20:57:04] el was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:24 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 21:44:40] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:51 towards level 50.
[08/01/21 22:27:31] li was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:35 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 22:34:36] Thorael ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:24:05 from level 49.
[08/01/21 22:41:31] gdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:32 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 22:47:05] kptr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:27:13 from level 50.
[08/01/21 22:56:19] Sergio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:39 towards level 49.
[08/01/21 23:02:20] Sombra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:37:56 from level 50.
[08/02/21 00:27:08] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:06 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 00:32:27] vectr0n walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:20:33 from level 49.
[08/02/21 01:53:47] Rowbot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:18 towards level 34.
[08/02/21 03:00:30] Syloq ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:43:32 from level 49.
[08/02/21 03:03:19] ToHellWithGA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:33 towards level 48.
[08/02/21 03:40:57] The local wizard imbued Notir's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Notir's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/21 04:08:38] Sombra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:50:12 from level 50.
[08/02/21 04:24:48] buzzzzz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:51 towards level 50.
[08/02/21 05:08:24] Iines caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:48 towards level 50.
[08/02/21 05:35:28] dave discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:01 towards level 50.
[08/02/21 05:40:20] lightstalker fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:26 from level 44.
[08/02/21 05:52:13] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:30 towards level 50.
[08/02/21 06:24:44] CharlieAngel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:20 towards level 47.
[08/02/21 06:40:02] cfebs was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:44 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 06:52:16] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:38 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 06:53:53] Pricey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:14 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 06:59:24] anarcat has dealt rfc2549 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:29:49 is added to rfc2549's clock.
[08/02/21 07:28:15] Geoff was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:41:26 from level 49.
[08/02/21 07:29:51] CrashOverride was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:46 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 07:32:48] nawcom reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nawcom's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/21 07:37:34] VikaNezrimaya ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:44 from level 24.
[08/02/21 07:46:39] Psilocybe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Psilocybe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/21 09:09:59] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:10 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 09:23:31] canton7 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:13 towards level 48.
[08/02/21 09:29:24] Lnk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:10 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 09:59:45] Russell has dealt Khorne a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:37:26 is added to Khorne's clock.
[08/02/21 11:02:02] Globbs had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:46 towards level 48.
[08/02/21 11:19:27] d4n13L caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:22 towards level 46.
[08/02/21 11:33:00] Reilly has dealt Juan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:04:12 is added to Juan's clock.
[08/02/21 11:49:07] CrashOverride tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:11 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 11:53:53] pants had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:52 towards level 48.
[08/02/21 12:17:33] Asara had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:40 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 12:54:02] oxzi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:11 towards level 39.
[08/02/21 13:03:55] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:30 towards level 50.
[08/02/21 13:12:45] meskio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:05 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 13:25:27] dave found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:51 towards level 50.
[08/02/21 13:28:00] V's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! V's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/21 14:21:50] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:52 towards level 50.
[08/02/21 14:26:51] GyrosGeier got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:00 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 15:17:25] JeDa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:54 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 15:32:58] nawcom tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:39 towards level 46.
[08/02/21 16:25:42] Lnk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:44:26 from level 50.
[08/02/21 16:36:33] Kachin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kachin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/21 17:39:29] nya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:47:05 towards level 50.
[08/02/21 17:45:36] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:45 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 18:13:42] jaxson has dealt Phunkle a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:16:00 is added to Phunkle's clock.
[08/02/21 18:18:49] CompanionCube was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:15:04 from level 49.
[08/02/21 18:20:31] Endust reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Endust's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/21 18:35:52] cremefresh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:05 towards level 50.
[08/02/21 18:46:28] Sergio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:35 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 19:00:50] dave has dealt t3chn0 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:38:09 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[08/02/21 20:21:19] Techman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:42:55 towards level 49.
[08/02/21 20:21:47] laama hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:22 towards level 50.
[08/02/21 20:27:57] Sombra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:50 towards level 50.
[08/02/21 21:14:19] Misza ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:00:13 from level 50.
[08/02/21 21:53:44] KeboDK spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! KeboDK's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/02/21 23:35:15] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:52 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 00:13:54] gdm met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:51:37 from level 49.
[08/03/21 00:16:42] aqsd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:49 towards level 49.
[08/03/21 00:17:15] drahthaar fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:36:03 from level 50.
[08/03/21 01:09:30] Svetland caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:36 towards level 45.
[08/03/21 01:16:07] mordac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:54 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 02:04:38] sheu was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:44:58 from level 51.
[08/03/21 02:25:22] coding_monk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:52 towards level 35.
[08/03/21 02:45:41] JeDa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:10 towards level 49.
[08/03/21 03:14:37] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:31:46 from level 50.
[08/03/21 03:35:09] Finley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:11 from level 46.
[08/03/21 04:47:47] Russell's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Russell's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/03/21 06:52:17] cfebs got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:22:42 from level 49.
[08/03/21 06:57:30] jayvee reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jayvee's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/03/21 08:08:38] Pricey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:55 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 10:18:23] brycec fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:26:34 from level 44.
[08/03/21 10:44:05] ShiaLabeouf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:04 from level 45.
[08/03/21 10:57:25] hockpa2e got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:01 towards level 46.
[08/03/21 11:53:32] MetaNova was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:31:35 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 11:59:12] drahthaar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:39 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 12:21:50] Forud was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:57:25 from level 47.
[08/03/21 12:43:16] average was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:58 towards level 45.
[08/03/21 13:16:02] Majak's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Majak's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/03/21 13:18:39] Hirion was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:08 from level 50.
[08/03/21 14:08:09] Jens walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:30:50 from level 49.
[08/03/21 14:48:18] kline tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:12:30 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 15:18:14] hockpa2e spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! hockpa2e's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/21 15:46:29] pztrn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:08 towards level 49.
[08/03/21 16:18:39] TimWolla was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:10:53 from level 50.
[08/03/21 17:03:38] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:50 from level 50.
[08/03/21 17:04:41] d4n13L has dealt Gorek a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:58:18 is added to Gorek's clock.
[08/03/21 17:23:30] Thorael's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Thorael's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/21 17:38:54] Rowbot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:12 towards level 35.
[08/03/21 19:41:58] cfebs was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:51:51 from level 49.
[08/03/21 20:22:27] buzel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:30 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 20:28:46] Nysdar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:02 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 21:12:38] dave was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:47 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 21:41:08] jacob1 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:49:47 from level 50.
[08/03/21 22:05:04] Algernon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:19 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 22:46:25] Alarien got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:15:55 from level 46.
[08/03/21 23:14:40] mordac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:22 towards level 50.
[08/03/21 23:27:58] MsYou caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:33 towards level 49.
[08/03/21 23:55:24] spex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:58:24 towards level 49.
[08/04/21 00:17:25] nawcom hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:28 towards level 47.
[08/04/21 00:34:42] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:33 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 00:57:09] crysis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:43 towards level 42.
[08/04/21 01:13:42] gildarts was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:41 towards level 49.
[08/04/21 01:18:29] edef's charm ate a bolt of lightning! edef's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/21 02:28:41] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:36 towards level 51.
[08/04/21 02:42:41] HellSpawn burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! HellSpawn's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/04/21 03:00:17] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:19:44 from level 49.
[08/04/21 03:46:36] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:12 towards level 34.
[08/04/21 04:07:04] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:41 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 04:17:12] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:19:57 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 04:17:24] Rowbot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:09 from level 36.
[08/04/21 04:49:56] starlink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:27 towards level 49.
[08/04/21 05:04:41] edef fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:15:09 from level 45.
[08/04/21 05:20:41] Centrixx was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:29 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 06:31:28] blackroot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:46 towards level 49.
[08/04/21 06:35:38] misha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:13 towards level 49.
[08/04/21 07:11:28] hax404 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hax404's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/04/21 07:56:31] oxzi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:57 towards level 40.
[08/04/21 07:57:52] Covid-19 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:13 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 08:12:10] Oblomov was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:12 towards level 48.
[08/04/21 09:05:58] HellSpawn walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:38 from level 40.
[08/04/21 10:00:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on zgrep's tunic! zgrep's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/21 10:08:53] Forud ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:03:16 from level 47.
[08/04/21 10:18:31] pandakekok found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:56 towards level 41.
[08/04/21 10:42:38] oxzi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:43 towards level 40.
[08/04/21 11:18:28] Majak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:48 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 12:00:45] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:52 towards level 48.
[08/04/21 12:01:03] Phil was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:51 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 12:56:09] t3chn0 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:02 from level 49.
[08/04/21 14:10:31] Ada reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ada's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/21 14:35:03] Russell met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:03:27 from level 50.
[08/04/21 14:46:50] rfc2549 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:17 towards level 48.
[08/04/21 15:04:14] nawcom was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:14 towards level 47.
[08/04/21 15:29:39] megubyte discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:35 towards level 49.
[08/04/21 16:16:34] Yuhno ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:33:30 from level 49.
[08/04/21 16:20:14] Beefcan has dealt Endust a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:59:14 is added to Endust's clock.
[08/04/21 16:45:16] szczot3k's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! szczot3k's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/21 16:49:23] Puff found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:46 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 17:00:25] meskio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:20 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 17:20:17] Bahhumbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:41 towards level 47.
[08/04/21 18:31:27] sid3windr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:36:15 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 18:33:00] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:08 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 18:48:15] szczot3k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:58 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 19:20:23] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:20 towards level 48.
[08/04/21 19:45:28] laama had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:54 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 19:48:05] buzzzzz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:27 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 21:32:16] Sokar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:06 towards level 50.
[08/04/21 21:38:51] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:41 towards level 49.
[08/04/21 21:43:10] xbill fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:49 from level 50.
[08/04/21 21:55:58] Sokar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:28:35 from level 50.
[08/04/21 22:13:08] laama has dealt Yarosh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:30:57 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[08/04/21 22:33:51] talisein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:24 towards level 49.
[08/04/21 22:43:33] bobvador gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:56 towards level 49.
[08/04/21 23:03:37] Bluedog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:15 towards level 46.
[08/04/21 23:11:15] Lnk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:04 towards level 50.
[08/05/21 00:21:10] jjasghar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:26 towards level 45.
[08/05/21 01:05:31] soltys reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! soltys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/21 01:50:21] Alarien got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:54:12 from level 46.
[08/05/21 02:02:09] DrWhax was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:29 from level 50.
[08/05/21 02:13:50] pastly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:04 towards level 40.
[08/05/21 03:22:44] Syloq was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:05 towards level 49.
[08/05/21 03:39:53] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:32 towards level 50.
[08/05/21 04:11:44] A_Dragon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:27 towards level 50.
[08/05/21 04:24:56] Platonides bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:26 towards level 49.
[08/05/21 04:42:15] Ada discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:29 towards level 38.
[08/05/21 05:20:17] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:39 towards level 50.
[08/05/21 05:27:52] damyan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:58:52 from level 49.
[08/05/21 05:29:16] talisein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:27 towards level 49.
[08/05/21 06:29:33] Lnk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:45 towards level 50.
[08/05/21 06:30:00] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:19 towards level 49.
[08/05/21 08:43:23] Cirdan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:40:08 from level 49.
[08/05/21 09:00:54] starlink was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:54:27 from level 49.
[08/05/21 09:08:28] Sombra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:34 towards level 51.
[08/05/21 09:23:13] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:18:44 towards level 50.
[08/05/21 09:49:34] lightstalker's charm ate a bolt of lightning! lightstalker's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/21 10:14:33] Globbs ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:20:51 from level 49.
[08/05/21 11:15:54] t3chn0 has dealt pants a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:47:34 is added to pants's clock.
[08/05/21 11:39:10] pztrn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:50 towards level 49.
[08/05/21 11:53:40] cfebs found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:29 towards level 49.
[08/05/21 12:01:00] Ankhers ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:25:46 from level 49.
[08/05/21 12:31:55] soltys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:06 towards level 49.
[08/05/21 12:49:18] JigmeDatse's charm ate a bolt of lightning! JigmeDatse's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/21 13:20:10] Globbs found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:08 towards level 49.
[08/05/21 14:01:42] MELOONi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:51 towards level 49.
[08/05/21 14:07:58] Vroomfondel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:34 towards level 23.
[08/05/21 14:22:58] beefnog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:08 towards level 42.
[08/05/21 15:09:38] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:58 towards level 50.
[08/05/21 15:31:06] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:57 towards level 49.
[08/05/21 15:50:05] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/21 16:43:56] bobvador was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:13 towards level 49.
[08/05/21 16:51:28] Rowbot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:48:10 from level 37.
[08/05/21 17:11:22] The local wizard imbued Russell's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Russell's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/21 17:12:23] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:06 towards level 50.
[08/05/21 17:40:31] eising's charm ate a bolt of lightning! eising's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/21 17:48:15] MrGlass was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:28 towards level 50.
[08/05/21 17:58:42] edef hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:48:04 towards level 45.
[08/05/21 18:09:56] JeDa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:01:20 towards level 50.
[08/05/21 18:20:55] The local wizard imbued buzzzzz's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! buzzzzz's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/21 18:24:20] Sherpard2 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:11 from level 49.
[08/05/21 18:50:07] TimWolla caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:26 towards level 50.
[08/05/21 19:00:09] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:38 towards level 38.
[08/05/21 19:15:34] Tenorman was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:31:28 from level 50.
[08/05/21 20:34:54] HellSpawn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:15 towards level 41.
[08/05/21 20:49:12] oxzi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:40 towards level 41.
[08/05/21 22:16:27] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:39 towards level 50.
[08/05/21 22:31:54] Vroomfondel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:03 towards level 24.
[08/05/21 22:42:48] mrmonday was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:23 towards level 50.
[08/05/21 23:04:56] jjasghar was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:05:01 from level 45.
[08/05/21 23:09:18] Vroomfondel fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:14 from level 25.
[08/05/21 23:19:59] GilbertErik was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:12 from level 40.
[08/05/21 23:53:48] MsYou found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:10 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 00:50:54] average was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:33 towards level 45.
[08/06/21 01:03:00] gradator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:14 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 01:19:36] kenyon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:54 from level 50.
[08/06/21 02:03:45] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:19 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 02:32:02] kline found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:41 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 03:20:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on megubyte's tunic! megubyte's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/21 04:34:04] eising got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:26:45 from level 51.
[08/06/21 04:35:22] Hirion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:27 towards level 51.
[08/06/21 05:11:56] CodeGeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:15 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 05:22:46] caeli was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:58 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 05:24:13] Kachin slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Kachin's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/06/21 05:56:00] vegadark's charm ate a bolt of lightning! vegadark's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/21 05:58:42] allo was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:34:51 from level 49.
[08/06/21 06:32:45] Asara got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:40 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 07:06:04] VikaNezrimaya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:33 towards level 33.
[08/06/21 07:24:10] freeboson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:57:17 from level 50.
[08/06/21 08:08:05] VonToutCourt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:11 towards level 36.
[08/06/21 08:44:55] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:36 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 09:11:55] himuraken has dealt nyuszika7h a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:09:16 is added to nyuszika7h's clock.
[08/06/21 09:34:22] Reilly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:11 towards level 45.
[08/06/21 09:55:26] kline was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:31 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 10:14:38] DrWhax was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:35:46 from level 50.
[08/06/21 10:19:31] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:33:50 from level 51.
[08/06/21 10:30:11] dave got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:25 towards level 51.
[08/06/21 10:32:12] damyan's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! damyan's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/06/21 10:52:22] A_Dragon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:46:19 towards level 51.
[08/06/21 10:53:46] Phil was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:48 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 11:04:27] allo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:50 from level 49.
[08/06/21 11:11:59] szczot3k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:06:34 towards level 51.
[08/06/21 11:16:12] Affliction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:08 towards level 51.
[08/06/21 11:27:41] meskio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:04 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 12:48:40] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:52 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 13:14:18] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:31:47 from level 50.
[08/06/21 13:17:52] kenyon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:33 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 13:20:41] texke ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:06 from level 49.
[08/06/21 14:01:46] bobvador burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bobvador's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/06/21 14:41:01] meti bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:25 towards level 48.
[08/06/21 15:07:04] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:33 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 15:13:29] buZz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:19 towards level 49.
[08/06/21 15:48:00] lightstalker had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:19 towards level 45.
[08/06/21 16:03:25] pfoley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:15 towards level 49.
[08/06/21 16:24:02] Bahhumbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:49 towards level 47.
[08/06/21 16:27:54] womblecat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:36 towards level 36.
[08/06/21 16:35:43] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:31 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 16:49:37] blabber hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:05 towards level 50.
[08/06/21 16:53:56] nyuszika7h was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:13 from level 48.
[08/06/21 17:04:49] Faradome found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:45 towards level 42.
[08/06/21 17:17:16] AlexS was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:54 from level 49.
[08/06/21 17:50:22] CharlieAngel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:15 towards level 48.
[08/06/21 18:00:02] Majak's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Majak's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/21 18:10:11] jgn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:50:51 towards level 51.
[08/06/21 18:21:49] nawcom discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:22 towards level 47.
[08/06/21 18:30:57] texke fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:51:01 from level 50.
[08/06/21 18:53:42] ToHellWithGA was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:13 from level 49.
[08/06/21 18:55:42] style hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:01 towards level 47.
[08/06/21 19:04:02] StalkR's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! StalkR's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/21 20:53:14] Khorne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:08 towards level 46.
[08/06/21 21:24:53] The local wizard imbued Tenorman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tenorman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/21 21:41:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on oxzi's tunic! oxzi's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/21 22:14:43] Sombra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:32:20 from level 51.
[08/06/21 22:19:50] average ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:39 from level 45.
[08/06/21 23:09:40] MrGlass ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:15:12 from level 50.
[08/06/21 23:10:37] Mlajzuk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:34 towards level 24.
[08/07/21 00:42:37] talisein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:35 towards level 49.
[08/07/21 02:27:29] sheu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:56 towards level 51.
[08/07/21 02:27:53] Phunkle has dealt gildarts a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:02:41 is added to gildarts's clock.
[08/07/21 02:53:07] blabber was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:49:16 from level 50.
[08/07/21 02:55:41] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:43 towards level 49.
[08/07/21 03:05:01] JeDa's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! JeDa's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/21 03:15:03] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:40 towards level 49.
[08/07/21 03:59:00] nyuszika7h was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:05 from level 48.
[08/07/21 04:25:45] Techman ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:04 from level 49.
[08/07/21 05:01:56] buzzzzz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:48 towards level 50.
[08/07/21 05:14:56] elf burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! elf's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/07/21 05:17:56] Bkid has dealt mrmonday a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:01:04 is added to mrmonday's clock.
[08/07/21 05:22:51] pastly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pastly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/21 05:31:20] Bahhumbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:48 towards level 47.
[08/07/21 05:48:21] KyloRen walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:33:16 from level 48.
[08/07/21 05:52:36] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:17 towards level 51.
[08/07/21 07:39:28] Reilly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:42 towards level 46.
[08/07/21 08:09:57] lightstalker was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:56:24 towards level 46.
[08/07/21 09:25:09] bagels slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bagels's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/07/21 10:15:44] chiastre bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:32 towards level 47.
[08/07/21 10:25:46] The local wizard imbued sbp's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sbp's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/21 10:26:43] xbill was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:20 towards level 51.
[08/07/21 11:00:29] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:38 towards level 41.
[08/07/21 11:07:37] V was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:26:59 from level 50.
[08/07/21 11:32:30] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:30 towards level 44.
[08/07/21 11:34:18] Techman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:11 towards level 49.
[08/07/21 11:38:02] Platonides caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:50:52 towards level 50.
[08/07/21 11:38:32] jayvee found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:39 towards level 51.
[08/07/21 12:16:56] StalkR was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:10:14 from level 46.
[08/07/21 12:21:39] JeDa was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:01:37 from level 50.
[08/07/21 12:44:29] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:07 towards level 50.
[08/07/21 13:44:44] soltys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:03 towards level 49.
[08/07/21 13:59:47] meskio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:48 towards level 50.
[08/07/21 14:11:33] Uplime was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:41 towards level 38.
[08/07/21 15:03:26] Tor gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:38 towards level 51.
[08/07/21 15:10:06] pastly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:45 towards level 41.
[08/07/21 15:18:29] Rowbot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:29 towards level 38.
[08/07/21 15:46:31] sheu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:20 towards level 51.
[08/07/21 15:47:53] TauPan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:19 towards level 46.
[08/07/21 16:00:01] szczot3k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:44:31 towards level 51.
[08/07/21 16:24:25] kptr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:48 towards level 50.
[08/07/21 16:59:38] Asara gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:11 towards level 50.
[08/07/21 17:16:30] Phil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:45:31 towards level 50.
[08/07/21 17:58:17] Togra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:13:44 from level 48.
[08/07/21 18:01:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MadMan's tunic! MadMan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/21 18:21:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on fattrat's tunic! fattrat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/21 18:47:03] Puff found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:01 towards level 50.
[08/07/21 19:18:43] blackroot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:55 towards level 49.
[08/07/21 19:37:29] Crazycatlady was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:00:12 from level 50.
[08/07/21 20:30:28] jgn spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jgn's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/07/21 22:18:24] hockpa2e caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:44 towards level 47.
[08/07/21 23:23:14] hockpa2e caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:37 towards level 47.
[08/08/21 00:20:02] Faradome bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:48 towards level 43.
[08/08/21 00:27:06] sid3windr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:28 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 01:25:10] freeboson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:23 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 01:52:49] MrGlass was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:58:30 from level 50.
[08/08/21 01:54:56] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:01 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 03:50:19] MELOONi was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:13 from level 49.
[08/08/21 04:25:30] gerry666 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:44 towards level 49.
[08/08/21 04:38:09] meskio ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:47:21 from level 50.
[08/08/21 04:49:57] buzzzzz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:29 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 05:00:03] talisein was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:59:55 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 05:30:15] golgy has dealt tswsl a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:04:56 is added to tswsl's clock.
[08/08/21 05:49:25] Bkid fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:40:17 from level 50.
[08/08/21 06:15:49] MadMan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:15 towards level 49.
[08/08/21 07:28:56] MetaNova was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:54 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 08:00:00] gettu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:20 towards level 49.
[08/08/21 08:11:59] aqsd's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! aqsd's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/21 08:33:36] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:48 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 08:41:12] Yarosh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:45 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 08:42:24] gdm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:02:38 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 08:47:34] spex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:31 towards level 49.
[08/08/21 10:08:42] Centrixx bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:01 towards level 51.
[08/08/21 10:11:19] Nechayev caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:06 towards level 49.
[08/08/21 10:28:52] rs caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:12 towards level 47.
[08/08/21 11:54:36] Russell walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:03:57 from level 51.
[08/08/21 12:17:53] rfc2549 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:08 towards level 49.
[08/08/21 12:18:44] edk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:03 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 13:01:54] freeboson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:24 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 14:08:19] VikaNezrimaya ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:36:15 from level 36.
[08/08/21 14:18:09] JeDa's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! JeDa's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/21 14:18:12] Puff hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:52 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 16:35:14] pztrn has dealt edef a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:22:53 is added to edef's clock.
[08/08/21 16:50:50] cremefresh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:41 from level 51.
[08/08/21 17:58:05] BUSY was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:44 towards level 48.
[08/08/21 19:10:01] Pricey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:14 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 19:30:18] Uplime found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:51 towards level 39.
[08/08/21 19:48:48] Covid-19's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Covid-19's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/21 21:27:35] jgn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:47 towards level 51.
[08/08/21 21:31:30] DrWhax found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:21 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 21:45:36] texke gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:20 towards level 50.
[08/08/21 22:01:00] Oblomov was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:24 towards level 49.
[08/09/21 00:10:25] Andrio fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:07 from level 50.
[08/09/21 00:39:04] TBB ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:08 from level 44.
[08/09/21 01:07:25] BastelBot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:38 towards level 51.
[08/09/21 02:01:27] Paganel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:34:40 towards level 50.
[08/09/21 02:06:41] Asara found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:58 towards level 50.
[08/09/21 02:21:26] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:26 towards level 49.
[08/09/21 02:51:02] Sokar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:52 towards level 51.
[08/09/21 03:44:24] coding_monk's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! coding_monk's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/09/21 05:03:58] krin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:01 towards level 50.
[08/09/21 05:14:14] Rowbot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:38 from level 39.
[08/09/21 07:32:09] Gorek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:11:35 from level 50.
[08/09/21 07:37:28] Psilocybe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:06:04 from level 50.
[08/09/21 07:40:49] aqsd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:50 towards level 50.
[08/09/21 08:49:01] Majak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:40 towards level 51.
[08/09/21 09:35:54] gildarts's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gildarts's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/21 09:39:30] The local wizard imbued AlexS's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! AlexS's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/21 09:54:05] ToHellWithGA has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:03:17 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[08/09/21 10:03:28] io gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:35 towards level 50.
[08/09/21 10:16:00] Forud was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:45:19 from level 48.
[08/09/21 10:20:19] Wolf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:51 towards level 51.
[08/09/21 11:37:35] rs's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! rs's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/21 11:37:47] coding_monk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:37 from level 40.
[08/09/21 13:18:14] Sorin has dealt gildarts a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:42:36 is added to gildarts's clock.
[08/09/21 14:09:29] pfoley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:15 towards level 49.
[08/09/21 15:23:38] Paganel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:30:46 towards level 50.
[08/09/21 16:10:39] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:45 towards level 50.
[08/09/21 16:36:46] buzel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:02 towards level 50.
[08/09/21 17:02:12] Bkid tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:40 towards level 50.
[08/09/21 17:13:50] Ancalagon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:08 towards level 51.
[08/09/21 18:03:44] meskio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:59 towards level 50.
[08/09/21 19:07:49] The local wizard imbued CharlieAngel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CharlieAngel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/21 19:43:00] mrmonday got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:00:17 from level 51.
[08/09/21 20:39:12] MELOONi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:25:59 towards level 50.
[08/09/21 20:46:29] jayvee walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:00:04 from level 51.
[08/09/21 21:39:36] Sokar ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:09:55 from level 51.
[08/09/21 23:06:28] vegadark had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:44 towards level 51.
[08/09/21 23:22:02] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:23 towards level 50.
[08/09/21 23:29:16] chiastre hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:20 towards level 48.
[08/09/21 23:48:14] Ankhers ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:00:27 from level 50.
[08/10/21 01:37:39] Arch had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:09 towards level 45.
[08/10/21 05:14:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cremefresh's tunic! cremefresh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/21 06:44:48] "\@_ got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:55:19 from level 50.
[08/10/21 07:30:07] pastly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pastly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/21 07:52:15] pants was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:16 towards level 49.
[08/10/21 07:55:40] Cirdan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:02:32 from level 50.
[08/10/21 08:34:32] Karen got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:58:23 from level 42.
[08/10/21 09:49:51] gdm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:55:47 from level 50.
[08/10/21 10:58:32] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:49 towards level 51.
[08/10/21 11:06:33] uovobw found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:46 towards level 51.
[08/10/21 12:43:32] Majak ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:17:03 from level 51.
[08/10/21 12:48:30] Covid-19 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:21:01 from level 51.
[08/10/21 12:52:31] Arch slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Arch's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/10/21 12:54:34] CodeGeek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:19:39 from level 50.
[08/10/21 13:10:05] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:09 towards level 50.
[08/10/21 13:26:38] AlexS found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:41 towards level 50.
[08/10/21 13:31:57] Oblomov spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Oblomov's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/10/21 13:48:28] Beefcan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:52:07 from level 50.
[08/10/21 14:12:23] TheSilentLink hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:01 towards level 2.
[08/10/21 14:44:09] AlexS found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:00 towards level 50.
[08/10/21 16:05:53] Iines was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:43 from level 51.
[08/10/21 16:57:40] TauPan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:53:09 towards level 46.
[08/10/21 17:36:07] oxzi ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:19 from level 42.
[08/10/21 18:13:46] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:02 towards level 51.
[08/10/21 18:50:09] drahthaar has dealt hax404 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:55:51 is added to hax404's clock.
[08/10/21 19:03:15] tomhek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:09 towards level 50.
[08/10/21 19:04:39] kenyon met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:36 from level 51.
[08/10/21 19:52:59] blabber was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:39:41 from level 51.
[08/10/21 20:34:01] aqsd was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:31:13 from level 50.
[08/10/21 21:09:19] Thorael was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:25:51 from level 50.
[08/10/21 21:15:29] Platonides was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:22:41 from level 50.
[08/10/21 21:42:07] bagels discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:02:10 towards level 49.
[08/10/21 22:16:24] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:06 towards level 50.
[08/10/21 22:16:42] cremefresh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:14:34 towards level 51.
[08/10/21 22:50:55] Sherpard2 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:49 towards level 50.
[08/10/21 22:51:01] Sorin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:42:05 from level 36.
[08/10/21 23:54:12] chiastre's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! chiastre's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/11/21 00:28:49] PiotrekD was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:12:29 from level 49.
[08/11/21 01:29:44] KindOne met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:04:02 from level 49.
[08/11/21 01:40:38] KindOne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:48 towards level 49.
[08/11/21 02:14:48] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:45 towards level 50.
[08/11/21 02:59:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Togra's tunic! Togra's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/21 03:46:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Juan's tunic! Juan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/21 04:12:14] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:28 towards level 51.
[08/11/21 04:17:03] Sombra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:13:18 from level 51.
[08/11/21 04:19:45] Paperclip has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:15:49 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/11/21 04:53:27] elf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:38:04 towards level 52.
[08/11/21 06:11:19] GyrosGeier discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:40 towards level 50.
[08/11/21 06:17:18] Beefcan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:15:00 from level 50.
[08/11/21 06:27:38] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:00 towards level 51.
[08/11/21 06:53:53] AlexS got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:30 towards level 50.
[08/11/21 07:31:01] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:09 towards level 51.
[08/11/21 08:41:44] dave got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:07:38 from level 51.
[08/11/21 08:57:23] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:04 towards level 51.
[08/11/21 09:22:53] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:40 towards level 50.
[08/11/21 09:45:52] pwae was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:41:53 from level 50.
[08/11/21 09:57:46] DrWhax found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:24 towards level 51.
[08/11/21 10:56:02] Tenedos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:33 towards level 48.
[08/11/21 11:05:54] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:36 towards level 51.
[08/11/21 11:38:22] The local wizard imbued BastelBot's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! BastelBot's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/21 12:12:06] Karen was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:03:40 from level 42.
[08/11/21 12:17:05] BUSY gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:24 towards level 48.
[08/11/21 12:24:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ToHellWithGA's tunic! ToHellWithGA's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/21 12:28:28] MELOONi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:07 towards level 50.
[08/11/21 12:33:50] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:12 towards level 40.
[08/11/21 13:07:40] shikhin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:50 from level 51.
[08/11/21 13:12:14] brycec caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:21 towards level 46.
[08/11/21 13:23:28] Bkid was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:01 towards level 50.
[08/11/21 16:01:03] Jens was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:52:20 from level 50.
[08/11/21 16:40:20] Quack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:54 towards level 46.
[08/11/21 17:37:39] The local wizard imbued adamus1red's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! adamus1red's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/21 17:57:11] Puff found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:43 towards level 51.
[08/11/21 18:15:24] wille burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! wille's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/11/21 18:50:37] Yarosh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:08 from level 50.
[08/11/21 19:24:46] style found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:20 towards level 48.
[08/11/21 19:56:37] gerry666 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:21:14 from level 49.
[08/11/21 20:39:16] Pingerfowder caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:10 towards level 47.
[08/11/21 22:50:13] Togra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:12 towards level 49.
[08/11/21 23:04:16] Affliction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:28 towards level 51.
[08/11/21 23:32:04] dwfreed found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:09 towards level 51.
[08/11/21 23:54:33] xbill bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:09 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 00:47:52] BastelBot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:40 towards level 52.
[08/12/21 01:05:44] BastelBot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:34:06 towards level 52.
[08/12/21 01:29:57] Pingerfowder was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:30 from level 47.
[08/12/21 02:10:32] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/21 02:18:19] Pingerfowder was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:42 towards level 47.
[08/12/21 03:05:46] Karen met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:22 from level 42.
[08/12/21 03:13:09] pandakekok hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:00 towards level 41.
[08/12/21 03:44:40] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:23 towards level 50.
[08/12/21 03:44:49] AlexS fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:36:47 from level 50.
[08/12/21 03:45:58] womblecat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:39 from level 39.
[08/12/21 05:33:50] Covid-19 has dealt Psilocybe a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:26:52 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[08/12/21 06:04:29] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:29 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 06:16:50] oxzi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:25 towards level 43.
[08/12/21 06:34:02] buzel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:59 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 06:39:30] dwfreed was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:17 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 06:40:24] hax404 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:56 towards level 50.
[08/12/21 07:10:23] Platonides was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:56 towards level 50.
[08/12/21 07:22:05] BastelBot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:17 towards level 52.
[08/12/21 08:01:54] Khorne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:56 towards level 48.
[08/12/21 08:23:41] Alarien bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:30 towards level 47.
[08/12/21 08:30:39] Togra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Togra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/21 09:10:12] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:12:14 towards level 50.
[08/12/21 09:30:19] Zaratustra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:00:50 from level 51.
[08/12/21 10:19:26] VonToutCourt reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! VonToutCourt's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/21 10:50:13] Algernon burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Algernon's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/21 10:56:45] xbill found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:32 towards level 52.
[08/12/21 11:13:45] Wolf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:14 from level 51.
[08/12/21 11:19:47] adamus1red ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:53 from level 50.
[08/12/21 11:30:34] bsleep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:21 towards level 48.
[08/12/21 11:33:25] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:16 towards level 50.
[08/12/21 11:34:26] uovobw was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:05 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 11:42:48] GyrosGeier burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! GyrosGeier's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/21 12:25:21] eising found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:00 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 12:47:40] Pricey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:11 towards level 50.
[08/12/21 12:52:17] hax404 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:18 towards level 50.
[08/12/21 13:29:38] CodeGeek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:22:22 from level 50.
[08/12/21 13:41:58] Mlajzuk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Mlajzuk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/21 13:57:50] Puff bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:17 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 14:27:12] The local wizard imbued anarcat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! anarcat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/21 15:06:26] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:36:27 towards level 50.
[08/12/21 15:24:33] MELOONi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:08 towards level 50.
[08/12/21 15:58:13] Sorin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:45 towards level 37.
[08/12/21 16:19:02] vectr0n was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:30:04 from level 50.
[08/12/21 16:53:09] Psilocybe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:40 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 17:59:54] shikhin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:32 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 18:03:46] Sherpard2 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:35 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 18:22:13] starlink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:32 towards level 50.
[08/12/21 19:27:45] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:32 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 19:27:48] Lord255 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:42 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 19:30:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MetaNova's tunic! MetaNova's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/21 20:22:36] drahthaar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:53:30 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 20:29:14] bananaboat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:26 towards level 21.
[08/12/21 20:47:36] crank was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:21 towards level 51.
[08/12/21 21:25:06] hockpa2e found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:30 towards level 48.
[08/12/21 21:32:22] tomhek's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! tomhek's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/21 21:52:02] Yuhno bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:46 towards level 50.
[08/12/21 22:19:23] texke was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:12 towards level 50.
[08/12/21 22:21:39] HeavyPodda's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! HeavyPodda's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/21 22:45:13] StalkR got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:41 from level 47.
[08/12/21 22:47:11] buzel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:18 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 00:46:35] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:49:14 from level 48.
[08/13/21 02:16:36] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:44:00 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 04:02:35] drahthaar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:03 from level 51.
[08/13/21 04:07:51] allo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:13 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 04:59:41] HeavyPodda ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:11 from level 50.
[08/13/21 05:06:16] KindOne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:20 towards level 49.
[08/13/21 05:09:31] Sherpard2 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:35 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 05:46:46] Misza found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:03 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 05:50:10] bg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:33 towards level 49.
[08/13/21 06:03:16] caeli bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:11:19 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 06:12:29] texke tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:14 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 06:22:02] Sergio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:52:33 from level 51.
[08/13/21 07:08:18] gerry666 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:53 towards level 49.
[08/13/21 07:45:14] anarcat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:19 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 09:52:47] Carl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Carl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/21 09:58:39] sheu's charm ate a bolt of lightning! sheu's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/21 10:35:48] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:16 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 11:17:22] MELOONi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:58 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 11:22:32] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:16:53 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 11:49:22] starlink was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:21 from level 50.
[08/13/21 12:04:23] A_Dragon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:14 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 12:21:11] MsYou fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:55:38 from level 51.
[08/13/21 12:29:49] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:31 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 12:34:05] StalkR hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:52 towards level 47.
[08/13/21 12:40:00] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:36:46 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 13:06:32] Pricey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:19 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 13:17:25] bookworm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:47:44 from level 51.
[08/13/21 14:11:37] meskio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:46 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 14:42:06] jjasghar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:05 towards level 46.
[08/13/21 15:10:36] tswsl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:57 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 15:17:22] misha's charm ate a bolt of lightning! misha's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/21 15:27:58] Sorin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:11 towards level 38.
[08/13/21 16:04:56] pztrn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:38 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 16:32:16] aqsd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:43 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 16:33:11] Platonides was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:52 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 16:48:14] ToHellWithGA's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ToHellWithGA's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/21 17:11:00] bagels got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:50 towards level 49.
[08/13/21 17:20:02] pastly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:34 towards level 44.
[08/13/21 17:22:41] sky spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sky's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/21 17:35:59] Zaratustra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:23:03 from level 51.
[08/13/21 17:40:27] Globbs found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:06 towards level 49.
[08/13/21 17:42:34] edk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:11:08 from level 51.
[08/13/21 18:18:21] bananaboat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:03 from level 26.
[08/13/21 18:32:56] Tenorman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:04:52 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 19:23:25] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:02 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 19:42:42] blackroot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:52 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 19:48:43] pyre discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:49 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 20:07:32] StalkR hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:00 towards level 47.
[08/13/21 20:54:54] Covid-19 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:18:51 from level 52.
[08/13/21 21:24:39] el was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:26 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 21:33:50] Pricey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:49 towards level 51.
[08/13/21 21:59:31] hockpa2e caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:44 towards level 48.
[08/13/21 22:30:54] PiotrekD gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:24 towards level 49.
[08/13/21 22:32:30] SCSi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:01 towards level 49.
[08/14/21 00:29:16] dwfreed was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:10 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 00:35:50] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:07 towards level 45.
[08/14/21 00:46:35] pztrn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:52 towards level 50.
[08/14/21 01:36:57] KindOne was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:02 from level 49.
[08/14/21 01:51:46] Sergio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:44:58 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 02:21:58] JeDa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:57:39 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 02:28:29] spex was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:30:40 from level 50.
[08/14/21 02:51:55] blabber had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:06 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 03:23:31] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:03 towards level 46.
[08/14/21 03:29:45] krin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:20 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 03:50:31] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:26 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 03:51:19] A_Dragon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:17 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 04:20:19] eggy was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:06:40 from level 49.
[08/14/21 04:31:55] KeboDK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:42 towards level 39.
[08/14/21 05:31:13] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:51 towards level 49.
[08/14/21 06:06:57] Kachin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:40 towards level 49.
[08/14/21 06:28:43] sid3windr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:43 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 06:52:12] Psilocybe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:12:14 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 07:01:45] hdm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:11 towards level 50.
[08/14/21 07:13:17] KyloRen was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:39 from level 48.
[08/14/21 07:39:05] Karen met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:37 from level 43.
[08/14/21 08:23:38] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:58 towards level 28.
[08/14/21 08:43:21] LoSKi spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! LoSKi's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/21 09:41:13] tomhek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:38:22 from level 51.
[08/14/21 10:26:01] laama burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! laama's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/21 11:28:50] _sh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:09:15 towards level 52.
[08/14/21 11:31:00] kptr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:07 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 11:31:03] vectr0n found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:30 towards level 50.
[08/14/21 11:47:18] t3chn0 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:20:42 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 12:03:22] blackroot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:33 towards level 50.
[08/14/21 12:16:18] pyre ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:38:43 from level 50.
[08/14/21 13:16:03] StalkR was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:41 towards level 47.
[08/14/21 14:29:26] Andrio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:40:43 from level 51.
[08/14/21 15:21:19] apiw found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:44 towards level 45.
[08/14/21 15:21:34] Tenedos was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:24:58 from level 49.
[08/14/21 15:40:45] VonToutCourt discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:48 towards level 41.
[08/14/21 17:35:20] Chuck has dealt Lenny_ a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:31:26 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[08/14/21 17:57:01] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:38 towards level 35.
[08/14/21 18:26:46] style tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:33 towards level 49.
[08/14/21 18:42:33] Finley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:10 towards level 48.
[08/14/21 19:36:37] Fenrik has dealt Bluedog a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:39:47 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[08/14/21 20:01:51] caeli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:56 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 20:04:09] blabber got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:52:27 from level 51.
[08/14/21 20:53:08] uovobw was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:50:47 from level 52.
[08/14/21 20:58:57] Endust was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:20 towards level 48.
[08/14/21 21:36:46] omero tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:06 towards level 4.
[08/14/21 22:18:24] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:35 towards level 45.
[08/14/21 22:29:32] vectr0n was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:23 from level 50.
[08/14/21 22:29:47] Nechayev found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:19 towards level 50.
[08/14/21 23:03:51] ChowderKeg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:34 towards level 51.
[08/14/21 23:44:18] freeboson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:30 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 00:33:46] munkis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:07 towards level 47.
[08/15/21 00:42:14] Covid-19 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:35:31 towards level 52.
[08/15/21 00:49:25] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:10 towards level 50.
[08/15/21 01:32:53] dwfreed had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:55 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 02:15:35] Oblomov hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:11 towards level 50.
[08/15/21 02:19:21] dave was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:08 from level 51.
[08/15/21 03:13:20] Endust was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:50 towards level 48.
[08/15/21 03:17:12] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:39:25 towards level 52.
[08/15/21 04:46:28] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bagels's tunic! bagels's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/21 05:36:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on edk's tunic! edk's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/21 05:43:35] JeDa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:41 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 05:45:14] bookworm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:03:00 from level 51.
[08/15/21 05:52:37] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:01 towards level 30.
[08/15/21 06:55:16] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:48 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 08:06:01] golgy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:57 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 08:16:57] Techman's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Techman's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/21 08:48:12] starlink caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:44 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 09:02:18] Asara's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Asara's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/21 09:13:17] Fenrik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:18 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 10:37:51] laama was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:46:32 towards level 52.
[08/15/21 11:23:06] Andrio ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:24:43 from level 51.
[08/15/21 11:45:46] uovobw was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:48:00 towards level 52.
[08/15/21 11:46:32] tomhek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:25:30 from level 51.
[08/15/21 12:57:59] style got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:50 towards level 49.
[08/15/21 13:26:32] gettu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:47 towards level 50.
[08/15/21 13:28:17] buzel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:16 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 13:30:03] eggy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:17:00 towards level 50.
[08/15/21 14:16:51] gerry666 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:34:23 from level 50.
[08/15/21 14:37:38] nCrazed's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nCrazed's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/21 15:23:55] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:16:17 towards level 52.
[08/15/21 15:58:11] Algernon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:38 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 16:54:14] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:19 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 17:08:11] Wolf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:02:27 towards level 52.
[08/15/21 17:22:38] buzel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:44:18 from level 51.
[08/15/21 17:30:16] Puff's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Puff's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/21 18:26:54] The local wizard imbued pants's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pants's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/21 18:43:34] Lord255 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:25 from level 51.
[08/15/21 19:09:18] Kachin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:24:07 from level 49.
[08/15/21 20:46:29] iiriix was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:02 from level 50.
[08/15/21 20:52:09] GyrosGeier was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:39 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 21:02:35] The local wizard imbued ukleinek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ukleinek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/21 21:14:10] vectr0n met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:18:07 from level 51.
[08/15/21 21:17:39] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:50 towards level 50.
[08/15/21 21:36:30] _sh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:51 towards level 52.
[08/15/21 22:44:39] LoSKi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:12 towards level 32.
[08/15/21 23:13:27] tmberg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:48:13 from level 49.
[08/15/21 23:16:33] MetaNova tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:10 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 23:19:16] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:36 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 23:27:11] Tenedos reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tenedos's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/21 23:41:38] LoSKi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:14 towards level 33.
[08/15/21 23:45:54] Thorael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:37 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 23:47:06] KeboDK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:39 towards level 40.
[08/15/21 23:47:51] Jens was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:50 towards level 50.
[08/15/21 23:51:43] CodeGeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:06 towards level 51.
[08/15/21 23:59:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kiska's tunic! kiska's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/21 00:10:42] Platonides was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:49 from level 51.
[08/16/21 00:37:03] zgrep was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:20 from level 50.
[08/16/21 00:52:33] gradator was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:33:26 from level 51.
[08/16/21 01:46:02] The_Decryptor reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! The_Decryptor's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/21 01:53:06] Yarosh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:24:46 from level 51.
[08/16/21 02:09:33] KeboDK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:10 towards level 40.
[08/16/21 02:24:24] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:42 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 02:32:20] pztrn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:36 towards level 50.
[08/16/21 02:39:18] Oblomov hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:36 towards level 50.
[08/16/21 03:46:15] Acolarh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:23 towards level 50.
[08/16/21 03:48:00] Endust bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:51 towards level 48.
[08/16/21 03:56:20] Umbire ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:37 from level 39.
[08/16/21 04:23:35] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:20 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 05:04:24] Finley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:47:02 from level 48.
[08/16/21 05:14:59] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:02 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 05:57:53] Pingerfowder was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:55:18 towards level 48.
[08/16/21 06:10:26] bsleep has dealt Chuck a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:03:04 is added to Chuck's clock.
[08/16/21 06:28:49] jjasghar was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:26:02 from level 47.
[08/16/21 07:05:20] ion ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:37 from level 50.
[08/16/21 07:37:44] BastelBot was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:51 from level 52.
[08/16/21 07:42:36] szczot3k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:32 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 08:38:13] PiotrekD bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:09 towards level 49.
[08/16/21 11:01:19] Misza's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Misza's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/16/21 11:04:23] KyloRen got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:50 towards level 49.
[08/16/21 11:15:19] dave has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:44:32 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[08/16/21 11:18:56] kiska found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:33 towards level 36.
[08/16/21 12:09:40] eising was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:44:17 from level 52.
[08/16/21 13:15:45] Centrixx has dealt StalkR a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:12:14 is added to StalkR's clock.
[08/16/21 13:39:54] Phil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:19:57 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 14:16:35] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:58 towards level 45.
[08/16/21 15:30:33] Cirdan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:00 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 15:50:08] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:02 towards level 45.
[08/16/21 16:43:32] Nysdar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:32:57 from level 51.
[08/16/21 18:09:56] Crazycatlady met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:05:52 from level 51.
[08/16/21 18:48:41] ShiaLabeouf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ShiaLabeouf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/21 19:47:30] adamus1red discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:20:12 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 19:58:18] sky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:42 towards level 42.
[08/16/21 20:03:34] bobvador caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:34 towards level 50.
[08/16/21 20:57:40] buzzzzz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:02:20 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 21:34:42] JeDa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:39 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 22:18:31] pyre got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:11 from level 50.
[08/16/21 22:31:07] Sherpard2 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:19:41 towards level 52.
[08/16/21 23:32:06] DrWhax caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:50:56 towards level 52.
[08/16/21 23:48:04] anarcat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:39:29 towards level 51.
[08/16/21 23:54:38] bobvador was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:33:20 from level 50.
[08/16/21 23:55:26] kiska ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:30 from level 36.
[08/16/21 23:59:00] nCrazed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:31 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 00:14:19] io had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:36 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 00:49:02] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:27 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 01:32:51] Abe's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Abe's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/21 02:55:08] adamus1red was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:41:22 from level 51.
[08/17/21 02:58:48] Ankhers was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:10:05 from level 50.
[08/17/21 03:21:29] damyan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:55 from level 50.
[08/17/21 03:54:41] yano's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! yano's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/21 04:04:50] Vroomfondel ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:32 from level 37.
[08/17/21 04:24:42] VonToutCourt was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:57:40 from level 42.
[08/17/21 04:37:15] StalkR caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:27 towards level 48.
[08/17/21 05:36:23] ion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:33:23 from level 51.
[08/17/21 06:18:14] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:27 towards level 50.
[08/17/21 06:48:26] bobvador burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bobvador's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/17/21 07:06:49] cremefresh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:50 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 07:28:09] blabber's charm ate a bolt of lightning! blabber's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/21 07:56:41] pyre was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:57 from level 50.
[08/17/21 08:43:22] MistahKel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:29 towards level 22.
[08/17/21 09:08:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yano's tunic! yano's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/21 10:26:05] t3chn0 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:40 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 10:37:23] crysis found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:31 towards level 45.
[08/17/21 10:55:09] The local wizard imbued hax404's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hax404's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/21 11:07:09] The local wizard imbued Sorin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sorin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/21 11:56:26] li bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:15 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 12:01:09] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:30 towards level 52.
[08/17/21 12:10:05] wille was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:30 towards level 43.
[08/17/21 12:10:50] Lord255 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lord255's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/21 12:21:58] Gorek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:09 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 12:42:29] DrWhax discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:53 towards level 52.
[08/17/21 12:56:11] canton7's charm ate a bolt of lightning! canton7's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/21 13:01:03] gdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:14 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 13:03:18] sky ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:30:22 from level 43.
[08/17/21 14:22:38] pztrn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:44 towards level 50.
[08/17/21 15:06:03] golgy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:24 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 16:21:50] Togra has dealt mrmonday a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:30:32 is added to mrmonday's clock.
[08/17/21 16:28:24] Paganel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:28 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 17:50:41] golgy tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:27 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 18:07:35] Sergio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:57 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 18:32:36] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:30 towards level 45.
[08/17/21 19:07:32] allo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:26:49 from level 50.
[08/17/21 19:29:01] blackroot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:52:18 from level 51.
[08/17/21 19:38:42] Oblomov was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:50:27 from level 50.
[08/17/21 19:52:57] crysis tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:33 towards level 45.
[08/17/21 20:07:45] szczot3k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:25 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 20:42:13] Psilocybe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:07 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 22:29:36] jayvee discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:23 towards level 52.
[08/17/21 22:31:24] blackroot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:19 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 22:37:29] damyan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:39 towards level 50.
[08/17/21 22:47:55] Drin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:44 towards level 48.
[08/17/21 23:18:26] io hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:35 towards level 51.
[08/17/21 23:29:34] pwae's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pwae's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/21 23:36:56] Russell had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:00 towards level 52.
[08/18/21 00:21:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on RussellB's tunic! RussellB's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/21 01:01:47] TheSilentLink got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:44 from level 34.
[08/18/21 01:02:05] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:02 towards level 51.
[08/18/21 01:25:26] TBB's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TBB's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/21 02:00:51] blabber had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:43 towards level 51.
[08/18/21 02:17:03] Sirius was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:57 towards level 25.
[08/18/21 02:49:53] el was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:38 from level 51.
[08/18/21 02:55:06] Cirdan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:44 towards level 51.
[08/18/21 03:15:01] Bkid had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:14 towards level 51.
[08/18/21 04:12:35] MsYou was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:42 from level 51.
[08/18/21 04:18:54] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:06:37 towards level 52.
[08/18/21 05:29:57] Chuck hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:31 towards level 37.
[08/18/21 06:59:51] iiriix ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:44:33 from level 51.
[08/18/21 07:02:09] Psilocybe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:58 towards level 51.
[08/18/21 07:03:39] DownAndUp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:03 towards level 42.
[08/18/21 07:29:08] Andrio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:47 towards level 51.
[08/18/21 08:57:53] allo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:12:43 from level 50.
[08/18/21 10:22:38] Quack bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:30 towards level 48.
[08/18/21 10:48:58] nyuszika7h had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:19 towards level 50.
[08/18/21 11:01:51] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:25 towards level 51.
[08/18/21 11:45:30] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:49 towards level 51.
[08/18/21 11:46:48] Paperclip hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:35 towards level 51.
[08/18/21 12:35:55] KyloRen was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:18 towards level 49.
[08/18/21 14:07:33] Kritzefitz was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:46 from level 33.
[08/18/21 14:10:45] The_Decryptor caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:57 towards level 50.
[08/18/21 14:11:54] Drin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:17 towards level 49.
[08/18/21 14:36:18] Destruia was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:36 from level 47.
[08/18/21 15:28:05] li got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:09:11 from level 51.
[08/18/21 16:18:30] Psilocybe was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:52 from level 51.
[08/18/21 16:39:48] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:07 towards level 49.
[08/18/21 17:07:24] vectr0n was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:46 towards level 51.
[08/18/21 17:36:55] PiotrekD found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:42 towards level 50.
[08/18/21 17:37:31] fattrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:03 towards level 52.
[08/18/21 17:42:32] cornfeedhobo has dealt jacob1 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:48:13 is added to jacob1's clock.
[08/18/21 20:57:56] pfoley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:38 towards level 50.
[08/18/21 21:03:48] Platonides was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:40 from level 51.
[08/18/21 21:48:13] pants was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:19 towards level 50.
[08/18/21 22:11:11] Nysdar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:43:22 from level 52.
[08/18/21 22:12:33] buZz was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:50:56 from level 51.
[08/18/21 22:32:28] gdm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:55 towards level 51.
[08/18/21 23:08:27] bookworm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:22:00 towards level 52.
[08/18/21 23:20:45] golgy ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:49:37 from level 51.
[08/18/21 23:35:51] HeavyPodda had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:36 towards level 51.
[08/19/21 00:12:23] KeboDK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:01 towards level 41.
[08/19/21 00:32:36] KeboDK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:50 towards level 41.
[08/19/21 00:41:30] washclof's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! washclof's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/21 02:13:16] Bluedog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:51 towards level 48.
[08/19/21 04:22:28] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:46 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 04:35:07] Chuck found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:36 towards level 38.
[08/19/21 04:47:06] mrmonday was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:50:34 from level 52.
[08/19/21 05:31:27] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:41 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 06:04:14] pztrn got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:34:45 from level 51.
[08/19/21 06:16:56] el was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:49:20 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 06:49:56] chiastre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:52 towards level 49.
[08/19/21 06:57:19] gildarts hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:55 towards level 51.
[08/19/21 07:28:41] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:16 towards level 45.
[08/19/21 07:47:04] bookworm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:35 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 07:47:10] MsYou was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:54 from level 51.
[08/19/21 07:55:11] Oblomov was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:29:44 from level 50.
[08/19/21 09:05:33] caeli was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:34 towards level 51.
[08/19/21 09:13:38] jaxson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:16 from level 49.
[08/19/21 09:34:54] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:36 towards level 51.
[08/19/21 09:37:07] csc2ya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:30 towards level 43.
[08/19/21 10:32:04] Drin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:04:47 towards level 49.
[08/19/21 10:49:41] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:13 towards level 51.
[08/19/21 11:31:14] spex has dealt Silvanus_Betrium a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:45:32 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[08/19/21 11:52:57] Centrixx was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:04 from level 52.
[08/19/21 11:55:22] ToHellWithGA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:01 towards level 50.
[08/19/21 11:57:50] Ancalagon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:39:47 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 12:13:35] crank discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:45 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 12:24:38] KyloRen has dealt sc a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:31:50 is added to sc's clock.
[08/19/21 14:06:05] Destruia tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:02 towards level 47.
[08/19/21 14:12:58] dave was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:09 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 14:38:45] tmberg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:01:29 from level 50.
[08/19/21 15:49:22] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:51 towards level 51.
[08/19/21 16:22:29] Quack walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:17:44 from level 48.
[08/19/21 16:32:16] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:46 towards level 51.
[08/19/21 17:43:08] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:29:22 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 18:37:50] Gorek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:54 towards level 51.
[08/19/21 19:30:49] Ankhers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:58 towards level 51.
[08/19/21 19:36:47] heisenbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:02 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 19:51:55] Andrio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:26 towards level 51.
[08/19/21 20:17:12] zgrep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:29 towards level 50.
[08/19/21 20:17:39] thornrag was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:00:26 from level 47.
[08/19/21 21:16:13] Lnk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:46 towards level 52.
[08/19/21 22:46:15] BastelBot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:51 from level 52.
[08/19/21 23:43:20] Andrio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:16 towards level 51.
[08/20/21 00:10:06] Sirius's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Sirius's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/21 01:48:22] soltys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:45 towards level 50.
[08/20/21 02:01:46] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:30 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 02:06:59] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:32 towards level 47.
[08/20/21 02:49:41] Acolarh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:40 towards level 50.
[08/20/21 03:05:33] Silvanus_Betrium gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:23 towards level 51.
[08/20/21 03:24:44] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:47 towards level 51.
[08/20/21 03:28:08] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:32 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 04:13:30] Pricey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:57 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 04:44:54] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:34 towards level 45.
[08/20/21 04:56:20] shikhin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:31 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 05:17:40] pfoley slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pfoley's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/20/21 05:27:02] The_Decryptor ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:20:00 from level 51.
[08/20/21 05:40:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on style's tunic! style's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/21 06:13:09] Psilocybe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:57 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 06:24:59] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:10:27 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 06:48:40] munkis ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:23 from level 47.
[08/20/21 06:52:44] tmberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:51 towards level 50.
[08/20/21 07:00:07] nCrazed was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:20 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 07:54:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on wille's tunic! wille's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/21 08:26:48] szczot3k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:43:54 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 08:33:16] DrinkyBird was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:19:50 from level 51.
[08/20/21 08:49:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cirdan's tunic! Cirdan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/21 08:49:59] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:59 towards level 51.
[08/20/21 09:01:16] Pricey bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:24 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 10:02:12] buzzzzz ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:37 from level 51.
[08/20/21 10:14:24] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:57:07 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 10:59:15] vegadark caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:25 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 11:58:37] keepermurph gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:22 towards level 44.
[08/20/21 13:07:22] The local wizard imbued StalkR's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! StalkR's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/21 13:54:58] The local wizard imbued Theleveler's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Theleveler's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/21 14:04:05] jacob1 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:10:06 from level 52.
[08/20/21 14:11:22] blabber hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:20 towards level 51.
[08/20/21 15:01:30] Geoff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:22 towards level 50.
[08/20/21 15:05:10] Geoff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:05 towards level 50.
[08/20/21 15:40:48] SCSi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:39:18 from level 50.
[08/20/21 16:37:55] shikhin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:23 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 16:48:48] Oblomov was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:22 towards level 50.
[08/20/21 17:35:04] hockpa2e's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hockpa2e's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/21 17:56:57] JeDa was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:18 from level 51.
[08/20/21 18:12:52] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:37 towards level 51.
[08/20/21 18:35:19] Pricey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:28 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 19:32:34] Togra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:55 towards level 50.
[08/20/21 19:46:56] pztrn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:27 towards level 51.
[08/20/21 19:48:14] pztrn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:01 towards level 51.
[08/20/21 19:54:42] canton7 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:16:09 towards level 51.
[08/20/21 20:00:49] iiriix gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:39 towards level 51.
[08/20/21 20:01:59] oxzi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:57 from level 45.
[08/20/21 20:26:34] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:01:52 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 20:33:35] JigmeDatse's charm ate a bolt of lightning! JigmeDatse's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/21 20:36:37] vectr0n was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:06:46 towards level 51.
[08/20/21 21:05:13] MadMan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:48 from level 50.
[08/20/21 21:25:23] Sorin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:11 towards level 41.
[08/20/21 23:44:18] AlexS bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:21 towards level 51.
[08/21/21 01:21:57] LoSKi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:54 towards level 37.
[08/21/21 02:14:12] scornn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:43 towards level 52.
[08/21/21 02:24:11] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:13:00 towards level 47.
[08/21/21 02:42:33] d4n13L was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:06:02 from level 49.
[08/21/21 02:46:25] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:36:43 towards level 52.
[08/21/21 02:52:28] Disruptor was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:34 towards level 35.
[08/21/21 03:01:00] szczot3k was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:09:43 from level 52.
[08/21/21 03:57:39] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:39 from level 52.
[08/21/21 04:05:34] The_Decryptor got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:24:30 from level 51.
[08/21/21 04:08:32] Covid-19 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:32 towards level 52.
[08/21/21 04:36:50] Platonides was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:31 towards level 51.
[08/21/21 04:45:28] csc2ya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:26 towards level 44.
[08/21/21 04:45:41] Paperclip gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:57:02 towards level 52.
[08/21/21 04:58:32] Jens slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Jens's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/21/21 05:04:39] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:35 towards level 51.
[08/21/21 06:00:39] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:41 towards level 49.
[08/21/21 06:14:48] Arch was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:58:44 from level 46.
[08/21/21 07:48:09] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:54:39 towards level 52.
[08/21/21 08:06:56] Umbire was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:14 towards level 40.
[08/21/21 08:33:26] Sergio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:34 towards level 51.
[08/21/21 09:06:45] Togra has dealt kiska a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:44:12 is added to kiska's clock.
[08/21/21 09:24:20] Yuhno was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:33 towards level 51.
[08/21/21 09:34:16] kiska's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! kiska's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/21/21 09:56:45] kline bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:13 towards level 51.
[08/21/21 09:59:51] Chuck's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Chuck's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/21 10:12:29] Paganel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:38 from level 51.
[08/21/21 10:13:44] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:32:19 towards level 52.
[08/21/21 10:14:50] Wolf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:09 from level 52.
[08/21/21 10:27:32] Algernon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Algernon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/21 10:47:57] MrGlass found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:24 towards level 51.
[08/21/21 11:14:57] RussellB burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! RussellB's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/21/21 11:37:38] hare found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:51 towards level 42.
[08/21/21 11:50:01] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:32:41 towards level 52.
[08/21/21 13:07:37] Umbire got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:56 towards level 40.
[08/21/21 13:33:22] Sombra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:57:34 towards level 52.
[08/21/21 13:36:10] aqsd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:13 towards level 51.
[08/21/21 13:37:56] damyan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:20:39 from level 50.
[08/21/21 14:17:01] pfoley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:49 towards level 50.
[08/21/21 14:27:40] The local wizard imbued MadMan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! MadMan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/21 15:42:22] kiska was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:25 towards level 39.
[08/21/21 15:49:30] dwfreed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:05 towards level 52.
[08/21/21 16:50:46] Bkid got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:47:42 from level 52.
[08/21/21 17:38:04] tmberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:09 towards level 50.
[08/21/21 18:30:03] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:39 towards level 37.
[08/21/21 18:43:51] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:51 towards level 41.
[08/21/21 18:47:25] csc2ya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:08 towards level 44.
[08/21/21 18:59:12] Theleveler ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:59:21 from level 50.
[08/21/21 19:12:21] Tenorman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:18:20 towards level 52.
[08/21/21 19:17:16] Affliction was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:23:44 from level 52.
[08/21/21 19:29:49] Destruia was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:38:21 towards level 48.
[08/21/21 19:32:13] aqsd was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:51:18 from level 51.
[08/21/21 20:24:28] CharlieAngel was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:31:05 from level 50.
[08/21/21 20:28:47] Mlajzuk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:10 towards level 40.
[08/21/21 20:44:08] Syloq has dealt kptr a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:45:00 is added to kptr's clock.
[08/21/21 20:53:01] pants was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:29 from level 51.
[08/21/21 21:25:20] Yuhno tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:00 towards level 51.
[08/21/21 21:35:05] The local wizard imbued chiastre's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! chiastre's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/21 22:10:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Abe's tunic! Abe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/21 22:52:47] golgy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:12:20 towards level 52.
[08/21/21 23:28:04] starlink tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:58 towards level 51.
[08/22/21 00:19:51] sky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:13 towards level 44.
[08/22/21 00:31:39] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:59 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 00:49:16] drahthaar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:00 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 00:50:40] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:58 towards level 50.
[08/22/21 00:56:41] average found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:23 towards level 47.
[08/22/21 01:06:25] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:21:41 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 01:52:17] ShiaLabeouf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:17 towards level 48.
[08/22/21 02:52:21] Chuck has dealt Sokar a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:03:18 is added to Sokar's clock.
[08/22/21 03:39:32] Ankhers got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:24 towards level 51.
[08/22/21 05:25:36] Abe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:40 towards level 46.
[08/22/21 05:52:21] Globbs's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Globbs's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/21 06:09:21] Pricey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:35 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 06:13:44] StalkR reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! StalkR's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/21 06:56:50] Bahhumbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:08:13 towards level 49.
[08/22/21 07:50:50] MrGlass gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:24 towards level 51.
[08/22/21 08:00:24] Mlajzuk's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Mlajzuk's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/21 08:18:28] buzzzzz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:35 towards level 51.
[08/22/21 08:34:43] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:11 towards level 38.
[08/22/21 09:26:17] Puff has dealt O[_] a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:28:52 is added to O[_]'s clock.
[08/22/21 10:03:49] freeboson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:42:28 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 10:14:43] nyuszika7h found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:10 towards level 51.
[08/22/21 10:22:37] Affliction's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Affliction's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/21 10:39:26] Sherpard2 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sherpard2's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/21 11:07:56] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:28:26 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 11:18:19] Kachin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:35 towards level 50.
[08/22/21 12:13:47] Centrixx hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:15 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 13:59:13] texke was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:59:22 towards level 51.
[08/22/21 14:21:10] Sokar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:51 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 14:22:46] Finley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:11 towards level 49.
[08/22/21 14:27:05] TBB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:31 towards level 47.
[08/22/21 14:51:32] hockpa2e gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:16 towards level 49.
[08/22/21 15:03:11] dave tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:52 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 15:21:45] Finley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:04 towards level 49.
[08/22/21 15:29:59] Arch tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:47 towards level 46.
[08/22/21 17:27:07] CrashOverride tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:02:23 towards level 53.
[08/22/21 17:43:29] munkis found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:07 towards level 48.
[08/22/21 18:31:16] Arch had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:02 towards level 46.
[08/22/21 19:25:49] A_Dragon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:28 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 20:11:04] canton7 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:31 towards level 51.
[08/22/21 20:38:10] Bluedog found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:52 towards level 49.
[08/22/21 20:40:38] TheSilentLink walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:07 from level 38.
[08/22/21 21:13:29] el found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:32 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 21:31:27] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:47 towards level 52.
[08/22/21 22:31:53] kline was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:56:47 from level 52.
[08/22/21 22:42:26] Yuhno walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:08:58 from level 51.
[08/22/21 23:49:09] JeDa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:12 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 00:15:09] blabber was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:01:58 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 01:19:03] Platonides hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:22 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 02:41:57] The_Decryptor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:28:39 towards level 51.
[08/23/21 02:55:54] xbill was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:52:45 from level 53.
[08/23/21 03:05:33] cornfeedhobo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:48 from level 41.
[08/23/21 03:57:45] Phil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:58 towards level 51.
[08/23/21 04:06:38] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:36:36 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 04:38:57] LoSKi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:06 towards level 39.
[08/23/21 04:41:04] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:09 towards level 51.
[08/23/21 04:45:42] DrinkyBird was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:42:43 from level 51.
[08/23/21 05:03:37] MetaNova bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:55:34 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 05:31:38] Tenedos's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tenedos's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/21 05:49:51] golgy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:43:20 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 05:53:37] gradator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:40:21 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 06:00:44] allo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:06 towards level 51.
[08/23/21 06:04:15] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:48:55 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 06:15:27] kline was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:14:45 from level 52.
[08/23/21 08:08:37] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:52 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 08:48:22] scornn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:19:36 from level 52.
[08/23/21 08:49:13] kenyon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kenyon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/21 09:15:33] Paperclip had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:06 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 09:47:39] sid3windr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:53:54 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 10:43:12] popey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:52 towards level 49.
[08/23/21 11:25:40] crysis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:12:33 towards level 47.
[08/23/21 12:16:30] xbill found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:53:22 towards level 53.
[08/23/21 12:22:25] pastly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:16 towards level 46.
[08/23/21 13:01:10] dwfreed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:44 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 13:05:16] Kronan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:06 towards level 33.
[08/23/21 13:11:21] Thorael was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:52:34 from level 52.
[08/23/21 13:16:31] ChowderKeg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:51:13 from level 52.
[08/23/21 13:19:08] Kachin was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:25 from level 50.
[08/23/21 13:20:08] LoSKi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:59 from level 39.
[08/23/21 14:46:42] DrWhax's charm ate a bolt of lightning! DrWhax's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/21 14:56:51] Destruia met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:33:24 from level 48.
[08/23/21 15:27:19] Sherpard2 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:31 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 15:57:19] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:26 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 16:12:35] Asara was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:02:57 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 16:15:09] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:20:10 towards level 53.
[08/23/21 17:00:01] scornn's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! scornn's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/21 19:27:04] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:45 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 19:41:52] Syloq was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:14:22 from level 51.
[08/23/21 20:08:42] misha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:45 towards level 51.
[08/23/21 21:12:28] Geoff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:33 towards level 51.
[08/23/21 21:55:36] popey has dealt sc a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:53:36 is added to sc's clock.
[08/23/21 21:56:27] Sombra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:33 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 22:19:50] JeDa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:44 towards level 52.
[08/23/21 22:51:18] Disruptor caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:18 towards level 37.
[08/23/21 23:13:38] crysis has dealt Bkid a Critical Strike! 3 days, 12:56:05 is added to Bkid's clock.
[08/23/21 23:27:29] unicron's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! unicron's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/21 00:23:05] eising was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:48:18 from level 53.
[08/24/21 01:16:05] Iines's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Iines's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/21 02:13:35] psycho bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:28 towards level 42.
[08/24/21 02:21:16] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:52 towards level 39.
[08/24/21 04:05:08] average tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:30 towards level 47.
[08/24/21 04:06:05] hare was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:38 towards level 43.
[08/24/21 04:48:23] nCrazed was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:24:15 from level 52.
[08/24/21 04:55:43] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:43 towards level 49.
[08/24/21 05:20:19] gradator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:55 towards level 52.
[08/24/21 05:41:49] bookworm's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bookworm's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/24/21 05:50:06] Lnk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:23 from level 52.
[08/24/21 06:16:33] The local wizard imbued hax404's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hax404's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/21 06:37:04] MetaNova was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:35:53 towards level 52.
[08/24/21 07:38:04] Bluedog found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:50 towards level 49.
[08/24/21 09:29:04] pandakekok ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:53:36 from level 43.
[08/24/21 10:00:10] Andrio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:31:39 towards level 52.
[08/24/21 11:05:59] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:41 towards level 52.
[08/24/21 11:06:26] Geoff was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:53:09 from level 51.
[08/24/21 11:11:21] Carl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:49:53 from level 50.
[08/24/21 11:46:53] KindOne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:34:37 towards level 50.
[08/24/21 12:13:26] edk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! edk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/21 12:21:40] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:18 towards level 52.
[08/24/21 14:39:33] The local wizard imbued Sherpard2's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sherpard2's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/21 15:23:40] kline hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:32 towards level 52.
[08/24/21 16:34:57] MELOONi has dealt meti a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:43:22 is added to meti's clock.
[08/24/21 16:57:26] Puff found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:09:44 towards level 53.
[08/24/21 16:59:24] AlexS ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:02:37 from level 52.
[08/24/21 17:25:14] Yuhno was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:58 towards level 51.
[08/24/21 17:34:58] Kronan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:31 towards level 35.
[08/24/21 18:04:50] Nysdar was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:25:44 from level 52.
[08/24/21 18:05:33] Fenrik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:40:23 towards level 52.
[08/24/21 19:11:27] crank was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:46:22 towards level 52.
[08/24/21 19:49:25] Lnk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:21 towards level 52.
[08/24/21 20:18:48] The local wizard imbued _sh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! _sh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/21 20:27:47] buzzzzz reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! buzzzzz's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/21 20:34:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on fattrat's tunic! fattrat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/21 21:43:26] Acolarh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:54 towards level 51.
[08/24/21 23:23:58] bagels reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bagels's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/21 23:59:29] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:25 towards level 52.
[08/25/21 00:19:28] washclof had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:54:47 towards level 53.
[08/25/21 00:36:59] anarcat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! anarcat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/21 01:32:19] CharlieAngel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:10 from level 50.
[08/25/21 01:57:19] Algernon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:19 towards level 52.
[08/25/21 02:31:02] Cirdan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Cirdan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/21 02:52:16] DownAndUp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:53:03 from level 44.
[08/25/21 02:59:47] TBB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:21 towards level 47.
[08/25/21 03:20:42] szczot3k tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:28 towards level 52.
[08/25/21 03:20:48] Pingerfowder got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:23 towards level 49.
[08/25/21 03:46:54] BUSY gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:48 towards level 50.
[08/25/21 04:34:07] Oblomov bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:26 towards level 51.
[08/25/21 04:51:44] JeDa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:38 towards level 52.
[08/25/21 05:16:38] scornn was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:42:13 from level 52.
[08/25/21 06:03:43] Finley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:03 towards level 49.
[08/25/21 08:06:20] misha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:59 towards level 51.
[08/25/21 10:00:44] CharlieAngel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:56 towards level 50.
[08/25/21 10:47:18] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:52 towards level 53.
[08/25/21 11:09:40] Centrixx discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:29 towards level 52.
[08/25/21 11:15:36] Finley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:09 towards level 49.
[08/25/21 14:17:52] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:36 towards level 49.
[08/25/21 14:46:44] golgy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:30 towards level 52.
[08/25/21 14:52:12] Beefcan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:35:01 from level 51.
[08/25/21 15:02:09] jjasghar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:38 towards level 48.
[08/25/21 15:50:55] golgy was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:25:22 from level 52.
[08/25/21 17:02:58] t3chn0 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:33:17 from level 52.
[08/25/21 17:31:19] Acolarh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:42 from level 51.
[08/25/21 18:11:27] Tor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:02 towards level 53.
[08/25/21 19:04:40] crysis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:34 towards level 47.
[08/25/21 19:05:01] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:48 towards level 48.
[08/25/21 19:07:52] PiotrekD tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:51 towards level 50.
[08/25/21 19:15:30] hockpa2e was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:37:03 from level 50.
[08/25/21 20:05:59] starlink has dealt munkis a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:04:12 is added to munkis's clock.
[08/25/21 20:24:37] Koffa slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Koffa's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/21 20:35:15] jaxson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jaxson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/21 20:57:50] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:25:54 towards level 53.
[08/25/21 21:08:41] csc2ya slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! csc2ya's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/21 21:19:16] Way was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:47 from level 45.
[08/25/21 22:32:35] CaseDorsett was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:37 towards level 33.
[08/25/21 22:32:41] cremefresh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:36 towards level 52.
[08/25/21 23:14:21] pztrn has dealt pants a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:08:27 is added to pants's clock.
[08/25/21 23:31:15] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:01 towards level 52.
[08/26/21 00:02:17] scornn has dealt crysis a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:15:33 is added to crysis's clock.
[08/26/21 00:31:15] csc2ya's charm ate a bolt of lightning! csc2ya's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/21 02:20:50] Kritzefitz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:55 towards level 39.
[08/26/21 02:43:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on unicron's tunic! unicron's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/21 03:07:49] jjasghar slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jjasghar's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/21 03:23:37] Yarosh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:26:20 towards level 52.
[08/26/21 03:35:24] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:03 towards level 42.
[08/26/21 03:47:48] Pricey bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:09:06 towards level 53.
[08/26/21 03:53:28] buzel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buzel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/21 04:01:26] meskio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:02 towards level 53.
[08/26/21 05:07:21] edef was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:44 towards level 45.
[08/26/21 05:08:03] golgy has dealt style a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:10:00 is added to style's clock.
[08/26/21 06:15:28] dwfreed slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dwfreed's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/21 06:17:22] coding_monk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:56 towards level 45.
[08/26/21 06:59:43] starlink was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:18:04 from level 52.
[08/26/21 07:00:47] crysis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:32 towards level 47.
[08/26/21 07:03:08] PiotrekD got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:12 towards level 50.
[08/26/21 08:03:45] Disruptor found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:42 towards level 38.
[08/26/21 08:10:34] edef was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:32 towards level 45.
[08/26/21 08:13:08] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:42 towards level 51.
[08/26/21 08:16:08] Kachin has dealt cornfeedhobo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:55:54 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/26/21 08:22:19] csc2ya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:05 towards level 45.
[08/26/21 08:24:55] LoSKi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:07 towards level 40.
[08/26/21 09:13:35] jjasghar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:11:47 from level 48.
[08/26/21 09:55:43] meskio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:49:13 towards level 53.
[08/26/21 10:14:15] fattrat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:49:52 from level 53.
[08/26/21 10:18:22] dwfreed was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:31 towards level 52.
[08/26/21 10:55:14] eising discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:27:25 towards level 53.
[08/26/21 11:23:39] CharlieAngel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:30 towards level 50.
[08/26/21 11:41:53] The local wizard imbued ShiaLabeouf's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ShiaLabeouf's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/21 12:30:46] cornfeedhobo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:42 towards level 42.
[08/26/21 12:33:01] soltys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:02 towards level 51.
[08/26/21 12:37:14] Arch found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:57 towards level 47.
[08/26/21 13:25:34] MsYou discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:50 towards level 52.
[08/26/21 13:56:16] GyrosGeier found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:19 towards level 52.
[08/26/21 15:07:59] thornrag was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:41 from level 48.
[08/26/21 15:42:18] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:50 towards level 51.
[08/26/21 15:46:07] Kronan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:19 from level 36.
[08/26/21 16:05:16] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/21 16:25:48] talisein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:33 towards level 52.
[08/26/21 16:30:34] Pingerfowder was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:17 towards level 49.
[08/26/21 17:08:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on KeboDK's tunic! KeboDK's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/21 17:11:19] Yuhno slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Yuhno's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/21 17:21:37] dave slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dave's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/21 17:59:09] tomhek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:55:23 from level 52.
[08/26/21 18:25:12] pyre was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:05 from level 51.
[08/26/21 19:05:24] io was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:52 from level 52.
[08/26/21 19:06:45] Theleveler was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:46 towards level 50.
[08/26/21 19:18:11] VonToutCourt reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! VonToutCourt's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/21 19:21:21] chiastre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:14 towards level 50.
[08/26/21 20:10:16] The local wizard imbued Lnk's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Lnk's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/21 22:55:24] blabber was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:02:30 from level 52.
[08/26/21 23:24:33] RussellB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:38 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 00:01:35] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:24 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 01:04:57] BUSY reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! BUSY's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/21 01:07:49] O[_] discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:18 towards level 34.
[08/27/21 01:18:18] iiriix was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:56 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 02:32:15] Kachin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:30:24 towards level 51.
[08/27/21 02:36:52] style was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:32 towards level 50.
[08/27/21 03:29:25] starlink's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! starlink's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/21 03:52:34] canton7 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:10:55 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 04:51:11] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:42 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 05:20:36] MsYou spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! MsYou's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/27/21 05:38:58] Bluedog's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Bluedog's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/21 06:37:26] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:56 towards level 51.
[08/27/21 06:53:08] dxrt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:15 towards level 50.
[08/27/21 07:02:31] Lenny_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:39 towards level 40.
[08/27/21 07:25:09] jjasghar fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:32:24 from level 48.
[08/27/21 09:05:14] Sokar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:34 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 11:21:42] lunakira has dealt Cirdan a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:14:03 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[08/27/21 12:36:17] nCrazed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:03 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 12:43:30] pyre bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:23 towards level 51.
[08/27/21 12:50:08] caeli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:49:30 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 13:38:40] CodeGeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:22 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 13:53:34] spex was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:59 from level 51.
[08/27/21 14:04:42] nCrazed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:21 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 14:37:44] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:12:53 towards level 53.
[08/27/21 14:41:45] Khorne reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Khorne's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/21 15:21:26] pztrn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:45 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 15:33:05] A_Dragon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! A_Dragon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/21 16:07:32] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:37 towards level 53.
[08/27/21 16:26:18] blackroot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:00:43 from level 52.
[08/27/21 17:11:25] Algernon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:17 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 17:30:24] heisenbug has dealt Sergio a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:29:27 is added to Sergio's clock.
[08/27/21 17:50:02] CharlieAngel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:53 towards level 50.
[08/27/21 18:00:31] scornn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:09 towards level 52.
[08/27/21 18:04:11] bsleep was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:58 towards level 50.
[08/27/21 18:15:08] Tor slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Tor's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/27/21 18:17:38] sid3windr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sid3windr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/21 21:17:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Forud's tunic! Forud's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/21 21:18:38] crysis discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:59 towards level 48.
[08/27/21 21:43:37] szczot3k was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:07 from level 52.
[08/27/21 22:36:57] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:57 towards level 40.
[08/27/21 22:47:33] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:52 towards level 49.
[08/27/21 22:58:29] aqsd was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:41:42 from level 52.
[08/28/21 00:13:52] nyuszika7h ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:02:18 from level 52.
[08/28/21 00:45:28] iiriix bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:24 towards level 52.
[08/28/21 01:00:28] Sombra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:37:46 towards level 53.
[08/28/21 01:43:26] Tor caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:47 towards level 53.
[08/28/21 02:18:16] drahthaar has dealt canton7 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:20:51 is added to canton7's clock.
[08/28/21 02:37:09] Khorne ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:51:07 from level 50.
[08/28/21 02:55:19] Ankhers was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:04:23 towards level 52.
[08/28/21 03:25:55] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:02 towards level 49.
[08/28/21 03:27:53] bagels found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:00:55 towards level 51.
[08/28/21 03:29:14] postikana was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:14 towards level 44.
[08/28/21 04:10:02] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:35 towards level 40.
[08/28/21 04:42:39] KindOne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:16 towards level 50.
[08/28/21 04:43:36] freeboson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:12 towards level 52.
[08/28/21 04:44:30] Pingerfowder was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:30 from level 49.
[08/28/21 07:15:28] Syloq was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:34 towards level 52.
[08/28/21 07:29:34] postikana was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:08:11 from level 44.
[08/28/21 08:04:50] Quack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:38 towards level 49.
[08/28/21 08:53:52] O[_] got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:12 from level 35.
[08/28/21 09:22:33] scornn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:59 towards level 52.
[08/28/21 09:26:31] Oblomov was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:11:00 from level 51.
[08/28/21 10:09:01] Sombra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:01 towards level 53.
[08/28/21 10:14:05] Juan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:32 from level 46.
[08/28/21 10:18:21] TBB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:42:49 towards level 48.
[08/28/21 10:41:04] io was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:32 towards level 53.
[08/28/21 10:58:08] runtime caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:37 towards level 35.
[08/28/21 11:12:05] BUSY ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:57 from level 50.
[08/28/21 12:02:25] szczot3k discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:17 towards level 52.
[08/28/21 12:53:23] Reilly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Reilly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/21 12:55:12] Sergio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:51 towards level 52.
[08/28/21 13:25:09] LoSKi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:45 towards level 41.
[08/28/21 13:38:24] Nysdar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:53 towards level 52.
[08/28/21 15:36:20] Bahhumbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:37 towards level 50.
[08/28/21 15:48:26] Pricey ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:44:45 from level 53.
[08/28/21 15:52:56] gettu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:07 towards level 51.
[08/28/21 16:01:22] rs walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:21 from level 50.
[08/28/21 16:03:38] BUSY was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:02 towards level 50.
[08/28/21 16:08:51] Way met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:03:47 from level 46.
[08/28/21 16:59:20] Affliction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Affliction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/28/21 17:30:55] KeboDK fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:58:56 from level 44.
[08/28/21 17:35:29] nya tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:57 towards level 52.
[08/28/21 18:14:40] Bkid tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:36:29 towards level 52.
[08/28/21 19:43:22] Faradome hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:54 towards level 45.
[08/28/21 20:43:41] pants was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:44:30 from level 52.
[08/28/21 21:14:54] misha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:03:13 towards level 52.
[08/28/21 22:08:26] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:30 towards level 43.
[08/28/21 22:25:55] texke was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:04:55 towards level 52.
[08/28/21 23:20:11] JigmeDatse bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:59 towards level 48.
[08/28/21 23:54:33] zgrep got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:41 from level 51.
[08/29/21 00:52:00] MELOONi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:45 towards level 52.
[08/29/21 00:59:17] crysis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:13 towards level 48.
[08/29/21 01:10:47] Kritzefitz met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:22 from level 40.
[08/29/21 01:12:08] Thorael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:34 towards level 52.
[08/29/21 01:12:11] thornrag was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:52:14 from level 48.
[08/29/21 01:41:15] ChowderKeg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:03:49 from level 53.
[08/29/21 02:31:17] Platonides was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:48 from level 52.
[08/29/21 03:48:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Nechayev's tunic! Nechayev's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/21 04:36:08] Psilocybe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:54 towards level 52.
[08/29/21 04:50:38] DownAndUp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:15 towards level 45.
[08/29/21 05:12:46] Paganel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:16:19 from level 52.
[08/29/21 05:37:55] V hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:33 towards level 52.
[08/29/21 05:54:13] ToHellWithGA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:40:16 towards level 52.
[08/29/21 06:08:07] io's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! io's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/21 06:11:31] The_Decryptor gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:00 towards level 51.
[08/29/21 06:52:32] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:22:46 towards level 53.
[08/29/21 07:07:02] Drin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:47 towards level 50.
[08/29/21 07:46:06] Covid-19 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:14 towards level 53.
[08/29/21 08:03:55] Sherpard2 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:04:33 towards level 53.
[08/29/21 11:25:51] postikana's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! postikana's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/21 11:45:31] Finley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:05:11 towards level 50.
[08/29/21 11:48:13] The_Decryptor was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:53:13 from level 51.
[08/29/21 12:28:13] Bluedog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:03 towards level 50.
[08/29/21 12:44:14] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:06 towards level 52.
[08/29/21 13:08:35] szczot3k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:07:07 towards level 53.
[08/29/21 13:34:13] pastly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:46 towards level 47.
[08/29/21 13:53:12] hare hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:51 towards level 44.
[08/29/21 15:22:21] golgy was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:33 from level 52.
[08/29/21 15:42:55] Beefcan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:05 towards level 51.
[08/29/21 15:44:38] Varjatticus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:12 towards level 22.
[08/29/21 15:51:18] el got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:01 towards level 53.
[08/29/21 16:06:22] O[_] found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:32 towards level 36.
[08/29/21 16:10:44] krin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:05:41 from level 52.
[08/29/21 16:26:17] scornn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:41 towards level 52.
[08/29/21 16:34:52] The_Decryptor was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:33 towards level 51.
[08/29/21 16:36:13] MadMan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:18 towards level 51.
[08/29/21 17:06:47] kline burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kline's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/21 17:14:16] Destruia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:59 towards level 49.
[08/29/21 17:19:14] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:04:39 towards level 53.
[08/29/21 17:56:30] Lnk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:24:32 towards level 53.
[08/29/21 18:11:12] Cjefke was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:57 from level 37.
[08/29/21 18:28:28] dwfreed got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:11:26 from level 53.
[08/29/21 18:42:28] csc2ya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:39 towards level 45.
[08/29/21 18:51:20] Yuhno discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:35 towards level 52.
[08/29/21 20:40:20] Ancalagon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:25 towards level 53.
[08/29/21 21:30:42] io found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:30:56 towards level 53.
[08/29/21 23:32:16] sc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:43 towards level 52.
[08/29/21 23:47:31] Yuhno found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:25 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 00:45:59] TimWolla had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:00 towards level 53.
[08/30/21 00:46:59] krin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:00:31 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 01:04:03] jjasghar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:38 towards level 48.
[08/30/21 01:47:54] Algernon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Algernon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/21 01:51:58] Misza gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:05 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 02:13:24] jayvee hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:27 towards level 53.
[08/30/21 04:29:15] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:27:09 towards level 53.
[08/30/21 05:43:04] Cjefke found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:07 towards level 37.
[08/30/21 06:06:19] Zaratustra spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Zaratustra's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/30/21 06:46:17] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:45 towards level 53.
[08/30/21 06:51:15] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:06 towards level 53.
[08/30/21 07:14:17] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:37 towards level 42.
[08/30/21 07:52:32] CornFly was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:58:22 from level 49.
[08/30/21 08:13:49] omero found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:28 towards level 40.
[08/30/21 08:37:16] sc met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:17:38 from level 52.
[08/30/21 08:54:43] The local wizard imbued Majak's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Majak's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/21 08:59:50] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:19 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 09:28:43] chiastre found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:23 towards level 51.
[08/30/21 09:41:56] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:15 towards level 51.
[08/30/21 09:44:14] KindOne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:45 towards level 50.
[08/30/21 09:55:16] Carl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:55 from level 50.
[08/30/21 10:42:05] Geoff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:47 towards level 51.
[08/30/21 10:47:40] gradator bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:54 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 11:14:36] laama was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:03:07 towards level 53.
[08/30/21 11:30:51] dxrt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:07 towards level 50.
[08/30/21 11:31:13] wille has dealt Sherpard2 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:23:56 is added to Sherpard2's clock.
[08/30/21 12:04:41] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:31 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 12:05:17] buZz's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buZz's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/21 12:05:41] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:02 towards level 41.
[08/30/21 13:16:01] canton7 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:57:44 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 13:42:13] golgy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:10 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 14:26:31] Iines met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:47:00 from level 53.
[08/30/21 14:47:42] sky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:53 towards level 46.
[08/30/21 15:51:44] Paperclip found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:22:50 towards level 53.
[08/30/21 16:02:43] Arch ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:56:08 from level 48.
[08/30/21 16:08:54] Andrio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:38 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 16:27:24] golgy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:16 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 17:04:37] MELOONi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:32 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 18:39:04] Drin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Drin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/21 19:08:15] blackroot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:56 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 20:20:28] Fenrik's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Fenrik's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/21 20:37:35] buzzzzz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:07:15 from level 52.
[08/30/21 22:04:27] krin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:45:40 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 22:05:21] krin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:22 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 22:11:32] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:52 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 22:36:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on buyoq's tunic! buyoq's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/21 22:43:32] JeDa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:08 towards level 52.
[08/30/21 23:07:55] mordac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:35 towards level 51.
[08/31/21 01:50:06] Pricey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:39 towards level 53.
[08/31/21 01:54:04] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:43:38 from level 49.
[08/31/21 02:10:26] Pricey's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Pricey's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/21 02:31:58] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:54 towards level 53.
[08/31/21 03:12:34] Varjatticus was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:57 from level 28.
[08/31/21 03:24:06] buzel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:33:49 from level 53.
[08/31/21 03:48:09] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:56 towards level 52.
[08/31/21 04:55:11] Oblomov was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:09 towards level 51.
[08/31/21 05:06:44] starlink got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:11 towards level 52.
[08/31/21 06:38:32] Ankhers had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:57 towards level 52.
[08/31/21 06:39:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Forud's tunic! Forud's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/21 06:51:29] Puff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:54:56 towards level 53.
[08/31/21 06:55:45] Jens was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:50:30 from level 52.
[08/31/21 06:59:28] Angelina was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:38 towards level 49.
[08/31/21 07:13:19] canton7 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:19 towards level 52.
[08/31/21 08:09:37] shikhin was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:05:29 from level 54.
[08/31/21 08:30:20] KeboDK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:39 towards level 45.
[08/31/21 08:36:51] SCSi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:13 from level 50.
[08/31/21 08:43:23] Notir found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:05 towards level 50.
[08/31/21 09:21:01] scornn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:10 towards level 52.
[08/31/21 09:28:06] zgrep's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zgrep's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/21 09:59:25] CrashOverride was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:30 towards level 54.
[08/31/21 10:22:57] Techman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:13 towards level 51.
[08/31/21 11:47:46] Covid-19 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:41:41 towards level 53.
[08/31/21 12:01:40] Geoff tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:09 towards level 51.
[08/31/21 12:07:38] meti was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:17 from level 51.
[08/31/21 12:24:30] io caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:59:40 towards level 53.
[08/31/21 13:31:07] pztrn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:08 towards level 52.
[08/31/21 13:50:20] zgrep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:58 towards level 52.
[08/31/21 14:32:45] twobit was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:14 from level 27.
[08/31/21 14:48:10] Acolarh slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Acolarh's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/31/21 15:05:21] uovobw tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:32 towards level 53.
[08/31/21 15:23:29] Paganel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:30 towards level 52.
[08/31/21 15:49:14] blackroot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:01:38 towards level 52.
[08/31/21 16:26:40] TauPan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:16 towards level 46.
[08/31/21 16:45:09] Khorne was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:50:32 from level 50.
[08/31/21 16:54:42] Abe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:55 towards level 47.
[08/31/21 17:58:41] The local wizard imbued ukleinek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ukleinek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/21 18:07:49] RussellB has dealt ukleinek a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:26:48 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/31/21 18:22:16] The_Decryptor ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:02 from level 51.
[08/31/21 18:54:39] ShinobiChileno caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:35 towards level 48.
[08/31/21 19:00:02] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:10 towards level 53.
[08/31/21 19:06:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on AlexS's tunic! AlexS's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/21 19:22:49] pastly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:20:01 towards level 48.
[08/31/21 19:29:54] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:09 towards level 53.
[08/31/21 19:33:13] cremefresh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:26 towards level 53.
[08/31/21 20:18:44] Sokar fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:24:07 from level 53.
[08/31/21 20:31:50] SCSi was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:39:08 from level 51.
[08/31/21 20:53:43] "\@_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:17 towards level 52.
[08/31/21 22:59:56] Andrio's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Andrio's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/21 23:56:47] dave ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:36:15 from level 53.
[09/01/21 00:37:40] nCrazed tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:52:35 towards level 53.
[09/01/21 02:50:42] CodeGeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:44 towards level 53.
[09/01/21 02:52:46] Cirdan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:44 towards level 52.
[09/01/21 03:15:38] szczot3k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:16 towards level 53.
[09/01/21 03:42:32] Plato was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:46 from level 16.
[09/01/21 04:18:39] tmberg was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:50:13 from level 51.
[09/01/21 04:39:05] dxrt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:13 towards level 50.
[09/01/21 04:39:41] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:04:43 towards level 54.
[09/01/21 04:58:36] ToHellWithGA burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ToHellWithGA's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/01/21 06:25:51] pztrn was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:21:52 from level 52.
[09/01/21 06:33:16] RussellB ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:07 from level 52.
[09/01/21 07:44:26] Psilocybe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Psilocybe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/21 08:16:57] zankore's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! zankore's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/01/21 09:22:19] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:03 towards level 52.
[09/01/21 09:35:51] drahthaar was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:59:38 from level 53.
[09/01/21 10:46:30] meskio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:40 from level 53.
[09/01/21 10:50:37] wille found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:17:33 towards level 47.
[09/01/21 10:54:44] gradator discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:24 towards level 53.
[09/01/21 11:03:48] mrmonday was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:41 towards level 53.
[09/01/21 11:06:43] bagels got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:22 towards level 51.
[09/01/21 11:33:31] soltys was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:49 from level 51.
[09/01/21 11:40:30] Chuck was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:40 towards level 44.
[09/01/21 12:28:41] brycec was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:57 from level 47.
[09/01/21 12:33:15] GyrosGeier was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:12 towards level 52.
[09/01/21 13:45:26] Hirion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:07 towards level 52.
[09/01/21 14:21:05] QinWentian was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:44 towards level 26.
[09/01/21 14:30:23] HellSpawn's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! HellSpawn's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/21 14:34:51] The local wizard imbued Sherpard2's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sherpard2's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/21 14:43:46] xbill found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:05 towards level 53.
[09/01/21 14:56:32] Kritzefitz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:11 towards level 42.
[09/01/21 15:28:21] soltys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:56 towards level 51.
[09/01/21 15:50:44] Karen found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:13 towards level 45.
[09/01/21 15:51:38] washclof's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! washclof's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/01/21 16:36:09] QinWentian bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:37 towards level 27.
[09/01/21 16:56:47] bagels found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:00 towards level 51.
[09/01/21 17:15:41] Forud ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:44:41 from level 50.
[09/01/21 17:31:38] Pricey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:19 towards level 53.
[09/01/21 18:27:18] bagels found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:00:21 towards level 51.
[09/01/21 19:42:41] mordac met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:58:27 from level 52.
[09/01/21 21:10:50] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:46 towards level 45.
[09/01/21 21:23:13] allo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:48:54 from level 52.
[09/01/21 21:42:44] pastly ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:07:31 from level 48.
[09/01/21 21:55:38] t3chn0 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:39 towards level 52.
[09/01/21 21:58:12] The local wizard imbued "\@_'s pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! "\@_'s set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/21 22:04:19] Gorek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:37 towards level 53.
[09/01/21 22:37:57] Sergio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:50:27 from level 52.
[09/01/21 23:37:19] omero was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:36 towards level 41.
[09/01/21 23:39:49] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:37 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 01:37:29] Oblomov caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:22 towards level 51.
[09/02/21 01:39:29] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:14 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 01:51:14] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:53:13 from level 54.
[09/02/21 03:24:57] A_Dragon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:57 towards level 53.
[09/02/21 04:03:27] Theleveler found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:06:45 towards level 51.
[09/02/21 04:34:16] BastelBot's charm ate a bolt of lightning! BastelBot's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/21 05:37:55] aqsd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:46:14 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 05:44:51] Karen was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:36 towards level 45.
[09/02/21 05:49:45] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:06:19 towards level 53.
[09/02/21 06:32:20] Syloq has dealt Tor a Critical Strike! 2 days, 17:04:10 is added to Tor's clock.
[09/02/21 06:41:31] chiastre was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:01 towards level 51.
[09/02/21 06:57:56] CrashOverride found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:33:55 towards level 54.
[09/02/21 07:04:43] sc was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:42 from level 52.
[09/02/21 07:37:35] hdm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:59 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 07:53:12] nyuszika7h hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:22 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 08:05:57] CrashOverride had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:35 towards level 54.
[09/02/21 08:25:12] edk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:40:49 towards level 53.
[09/02/21 09:26:32] CrashOverride discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:13 towards level 54.
[09/02/21 10:16:02] chiastre burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! chiastre's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/21 10:46:36] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:47:08 towards level 51.
[09/02/21 13:44:41] Plato's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Plato's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/21 14:01:40] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:20 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 14:11:42] YeKong got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:06 from level 29.
[09/02/21 15:10:13] O[_] was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:45 from level 38.
[09/02/21 15:15:26] oxzi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:05:09 from level 48.
[09/02/21 15:33:30] Centrixx was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:57:19 from level 53.
[09/02/21 16:15:43] washclof bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:53:19 towards level 54.
[09/02/21 16:36:09] edk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! edk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/21 17:25:05] Alarien got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:30 towards level 50.
[09/02/21 17:28:45] iiriix gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:08 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 18:21:00] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:07 towards level 42.
[09/02/21 18:55:52] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:00 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 19:17:53] anarcat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:33:14 from level 53.
[09/02/21 19:34:06] PiotrekD was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:16:18 from level 51.
[09/02/21 19:59:50] JackyB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:40 towards level 33.
[09/02/21 20:00:35] psycho was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:27:38 from level 45.
[09/02/21 20:03:39] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:25 towards level 48.
[09/02/21 20:03:45] ShiaLabeouf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:36 towards level 50.
[09/02/21 20:11:47] The_Decryptor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:25 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 20:24:22] The local wizard imbued mordac's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! mordac's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/21 20:40:22] mordac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:59 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 20:45:14] t3chn0 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:01 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 20:49:06] mrmonday caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:54:14 towards level 53.
[09/02/21 20:49:51] StalkR has dealt Tenedos a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:50:40 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[09/02/21 21:31:57] Kritzefitz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:48 from level 42.
[09/02/21 21:34:01] Syloq was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:51 towards level 52.
[09/02/21 22:41:35] Pingerfowder was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:24 towards level 50.
[09/02/21 23:15:10] pants found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:00 towards level 52.
[09/03/21 00:09:05] Iines discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:20:15 towards level 54.
[09/03/21 00:10:08] blackroot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:28:19 from level 52.
[09/03/21 00:56:26] Yuhno was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:11 towards level 52.
[09/03/21 00:57:23] sky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:04 towards level 47.
[09/03/21 01:46:56] rs was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:08 towards level 51.
[09/03/21 01:53:55] Oblomov was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:31 from level 51.
[09/03/21 02:51:12] JeDa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:28 towards level 53.
[09/03/21 02:59:02] Tenorman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:48:46 towards level 53.
[09/03/21 03:00:11] aqsd's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! aqsd's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/03/21 04:07:28] MadMan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:14 towards level 52.
[09/03/21 04:08:19] hockpa2e hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:06 towards level 51.
[09/03/21 04:13:42] ChowderKeg spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ChowderKeg's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/03/21 05:01:55] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:09 towards level 52.
[09/03/21 05:28:48] Sombra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:43:00 from level 53.
[09/03/21 05:38:42] ukleinek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ukleinek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/21 05:42:25] meti tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:12:57 towards level 52.
[09/03/21 05:55:10] tsr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:29 towards level 46.
[09/03/21 06:03:21] Yarosh has dealt nCrazed a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:01:48 is added to nCrazed's clock.
[09/03/21 06:33:13] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:08 towards level 51.
[09/03/21 06:55:27] Destruia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:48 towards level 49.
[09/03/21 06:57:40] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:02 towards level 44.
[09/03/21 07:00:49] Vroomfondel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:16 towards level 45.
[09/03/21 07:15:23] Iines gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:48:15 towards level 54.
[09/03/21 07:33:11] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:57 towards level 49.
[09/03/21 08:14:38] io discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:38 towards level 53.
[09/03/21 10:51:29] cryptolightning gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:11 towards level 29.
[09/03/21 11:40:09] Nysdar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:41 towards level 53.
[09/03/21 12:16:12] Chuck's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Chuck's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/21 13:00:23] YeKong tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:49 towards level 31.
[09/03/21 13:11:11] li caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:46:06 towards level 53.
[09/03/21 13:16:12] Platonides was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:42:20 from level 53.
[09/03/21 13:22:08] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:11 towards level 32.
[09/03/21 14:14:46] Andrio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:42:35 towards level 53.
[09/03/21 14:46:33] GyrosGeier ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:01:08 from level 53.
[09/03/21 14:46:48] Yarosh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:04:12 towards level 53.
[09/03/21 14:53:58] Beefcan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:51 towards level 51.
[09/03/21 15:09:13] LoSKi was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:11:28 from level 43.
[09/03/21 15:30:00] buyoq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:02 towards level 36.
[09/03/21 16:32:31] el got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:32:55 towards level 53.
[09/03/21 17:14:57] Kachin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kachin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/21 17:22:05] t3chn0 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:05:13 from level 52.
[09/03/21 17:43:30] Hirion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:34 towards level 53.
[09/03/21 18:12:34] Bkid found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:34 towards level 52.
[09/03/21 19:11:03] li got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:16:45 towards level 53.
[09/03/21 19:31:14] HeavyPodda ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:08:59 from level 52.
[09/03/21 19:38:22] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:08 towards level 42.
[09/03/21 20:06:48] A_Dragon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:47:18 from level 53.
[09/03/21 21:22:29] MELOONi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:18 towards level 53.
[09/03/21 21:29:12] xbill was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:13:31 from level 54.
[09/03/21 21:37:08] hockpa2e found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:00 towards level 51.
[09/03/21 21:58:58] Ankhers was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:49 towards level 53.
[09/03/21 22:16:59] Hirion was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:01:30 from level 53.
[09/03/21 22:41:55] Lnk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:02:12 from level 53.
[09/03/21 22:46:26] Koffa's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Koffa's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/21 00:15:41] style hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:02 towards level 51.
[09/04/21 00:25:53] Psilocybe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Psilocybe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/21 00:29:24] shikhin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:53:41 from level 54.
[09/04/21 00:41:21] Bkid ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:43:50 from level 52.
[09/04/21 01:20:55] nCrazed was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:56 towards level 53.
[09/04/21 01:55:28] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:18:12 towards level 53.
[09/04/21 02:30:49] CrashOverride was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:20:31 from level 54.
[09/04/21 02:33:01] Arch was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:43 towards level 48.
[09/04/21 02:52:17] ShiaLabeouf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:28 towards level 50.
[09/04/21 02:53:23] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:59:03 towards level 51.
[09/04/21 03:07:42] Misza burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Misza's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/21 03:17:44] crysis had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:59 towards level 49.
[09/04/21 04:49:34] gerry666 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:17 towards level 50.
[09/04/21 05:08:24] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:20:17 towards level 53.
[09/04/21 05:31:30] Andrio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:29 towards level 53.
[09/04/21 05:49:34] drahthaar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:33:44 towards level 54.
[09/04/21 05:59:42] bg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:42:32 from level 52.
[09/04/21 06:06:20] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:47:47 towards level 54.
[09/04/21 06:35:21] damyan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:40 towards level 51.
[09/04/21 06:39:01] Acolarh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:19 towards level 52.
[09/04/21 07:37:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Disruptor's tunic! Disruptor's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/21 07:41:11] cryptolightning was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:42 towards level 30.
[09/04/21 07:43:51] LoSKi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:45 towards level 43.
[09/04/21 07:59:46] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:50 towards level 54.
[09/04/21 08:01:32] QinWentian gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:23 towards level 32.
[09/04/21 08:08:25] Nechayev gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:48 towards level 52.
[09/04/21 08:28:29] The local wizard imbued CornFly's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CornFly's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/21 08:47:58] Sokar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:38 towards level 53.
[09/04/21 09:33:48] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:31 towards level 42.
[09/04/21 10:27:59] tmberg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:10 from level 51.
[09/04/21 11:50:38] Covid-19 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:00 towards level 53.
[09/04/21 12:41:23] Thorael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:24:59 towards level 53.
[09/04/21 12:53:08] sc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:50 towards level 53.
[09/04/21 13:16:17] Paganel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:48 towards level 52.
[09/04/21 13:36:39] hax404 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:51 from level 52.
[09/04/21 13:53:19] blabber was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:50 from level 52.
[09/04/21 13:58:17] drahthaar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:44:29 from level 54.
[09/04/21 14:41:36] VonToutCourt ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:35:42 from level 46.
[09/04/21 14:49:05] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:27 towards level 52.
[09/04/21 15:00:16] Jens was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:04 towards level 52.
[09/04/21 15:02:40] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:12 towards level 43.
[09/04/21 15:56:09] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:12:08 towards level 53.
[09/04/21 17:33:49] kptr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:16:18 towards level 53.
[09/04/21 19:42:51] Arch discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:40 towards level 48.
[09/04/21 20:16:46] texke was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:06:32 from level 53.
[09/04/21 20:48:50] Lenny_ found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:05 towards level 43.
[09/04/21 20:52:38] ChowderKeg has dealt DownAndUp a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:23:36 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[09/04/21 21:10:39] YeKong was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:26 towards level 33.
[09/04/21 21:32:20] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:19:52 towards level 53.
[09/04/21 21:50:45] starlink was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:59:13 towards level 53.
[09/04/21 22:02:11] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:57 towards level 49.
[09/04/21 22:09:29] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:26 towards level 52.
[09/04/21 22:55:18] blackroot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:43 towards level 52.
[09/04/21 23:06:32] Jens was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:18:55 from level 52.
[09/04/21 23:25:30] crysis hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:31 towards level 49.
[09/04/21 23:27:42] jayvee fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:02 from level 54.
[09/04/21 23:47:07] The local wizard imbued jayvee's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jayvee's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/21 00:12:22] <P0stMal0ne> had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:21 towards level 17.
[09/05/21 00:14:07] ion was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:20:07 from level 53.
[09/05/21 00:19:06] pfoley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:25 towards level 51.
[09/05/21 01:02:23] MsYou has dealt tomhek a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:29:47 is added to tomhek's clock.
[09/05/21 01:09:43] sky was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:14:56 from level 47.
[09/05/21 01:28:11] iiriix discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:54 towards level 52.
[09/05/21 02:12:11] VonToutCourt was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:48:35 from level 46.
[09/05/21 02:31:16] Bluedog was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:40 towards level 51.
[09/05/21 02:51:12] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:31 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 02:51:15] bookworm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:05 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 03:03:54] <P0stMal0ne> tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:36 towards level 19.
[09/05/21 04:16:38] DrWhax caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:10 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 04:27:12] clubbprez bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:53 towards level 29.
[09/05/21 04:41:27] scornn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:31 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 06:00:07] adamus1red was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:04:10 from level 53.
[09/05/21 06:11:27] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:11 towards level 54.
[09/05/21 06:23:36] Destruia was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:25:54 from level 50.
[09/05/21 06:52:11] TimWolla found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:38 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 07:17:29] Puff was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:19 from level 53.
[09/05/21 07:18:38] uovobw was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:29:31 from level 53.
[09/05/21 08:23:08] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:59:11 from level 52.
[09/05/21 08:23:23] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:03 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 08:34:05] Centrixx found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:13 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 08:41:03] V was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:15:33 from level 53.
[09/05/21 08:49:11] bananaboat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:42 from level 43.
[09/05/21 10:52:35] xbill has dealt clubbprez a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:11:29 is added to clubbprez's clock.
[09/05/21 11:01:58] JeDa has dealt Syloq a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:52:34 is added to Syloq's clock.
[09/05/21 11:23:59] zgrep got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:03 towards level 52.
[09/05/21 11:34:50] Destruia slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Destruia's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/05/21 11:35:32] zbe's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zbe's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/21 13:41:40] clubbprez hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:59 towards level 30.
[09/05/21 13:47:17] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:40 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 13:50:18] Disruptor was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:55:28 from level 42.
[09/05/21 13:58:44] bagels's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bagels's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/21 14:54:24] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:06:45 from level 54.
[09/05/21 14:55:30] hax404 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:17:29 from level 53.
[09/05/21 15:06:17] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:24 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 15:10:12] zankore was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:03 towards level 49.
[09/05/21 15:27:47] BastelBot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:14 towards level 54.
[09/05/21 16:01:39] Pricey discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:03 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 16:41:39] nyuszika7h hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:36 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 17:33:15] pyre ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:03:59 from level 52.
[09/05/21 18:30:35] Quack was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:49:56 from level 50.
[09/05/21 18:35:06] Lenny_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:38 towards level 44.
[09/05/21 18:39:49] Bahhumbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:48 towards level 50.
[09/05/21 19:25:22] A_Dragon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:31:41 from level 53.
[09/05/21 20:14:47] Karen reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Karen's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/21 20:52:47] anarcat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:27 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 20:54:56] _sh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:52:48 towards level 54.
[09/05/21 21:39:34] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:14 towards level 54.
[09/05/21 22:27:33] MetaNova had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:54 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 22:49:36] Nysdar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:10 towards level 53.
[09/05/21 23:39:32] _sh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:06:04 towards level 54.
[09/05/21 23:49:52] bg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:13:08 towards level 52.
[09/06/21 00:19:02] bookworm met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:15:08 from level 53.
[09/06/21 00:30:59] Platonides got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:15 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 01:05:06] chiastre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:02 towards level 51.
[09/06/21 02:01:26] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:37 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 02:24:28] pastly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:25:35 from level 48.
[09/06/21 02:27:14] iiriix was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:32:17 from level 52.
[09/06/21 02:29:29] Ancalagon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:07 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 02:35:24] Karen ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:59:29 from level 46.
[09/06/21 02:36:00] average slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! average's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/06/21 02:51:52] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:34 towards level 44.
[09/06/21 03:40:37] DownAndUp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:39:24 towards level 47.
[09/06/21 04:23:22] soltys reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! soltys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/21 04:27:23] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:54 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 04:43:46] average found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:45 towards level 48.
[09/06/21 04:53:52] Vroomfondel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:42 towards level 45.
[09/06/21 05:07:37] hockpa2e caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:01 towards level 51.
[09/06/21 05:26:54] Andrio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:19:35 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 05:50:06] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:44 towards level 54.
[09/06/21 06:09:46] Sherpard2 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:24 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 06:19:31] Fenrik ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:04 from level 52.
[09/06/21 06:37:27] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:08 towards level 54.
[09/06/21 07:05:39] ChowderKeg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:47:12 from level 54.
[09/06/21 07:08:13] postikana was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:24 towards level 46.
[09/06/21 07:14:45] CrashOverride got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:34 towards level 54.
[09/06/21 07:52:02] laama was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:23 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 08:07:59] Koffa's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Koffa's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/21 08:24:52] Paganel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:36:41 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 09:25:52] Crazycatlady was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:34 towards level 52.
[09/06/21 09:59:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on heisenbug's tunic! heisenbug's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/21 10:53:08] vegadark's charm ate a bolt of lightning! vegadark's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/21 11:44:25] jayvee was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:32 from level 54.
[09/06/21 11:47:40] Asara found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:42 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 12:27:22] _sh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:50 towards level 54.
[09/06/21 14:04:19] Khorne's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Khorne's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/21 14:44:45] rs was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:24:09 from level 51.
[09/06/21 14:57:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on blackroot's tunic! blackroot's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/21 15:26:25] sky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:44 towards level 48.
[09/06/21 15:37:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Asara's tunic! Asara's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/21 15:46:08] ChowderKeg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:47:25 towards level 54.
[09/06/21 15:59:41] pyre was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:38:34 from level 53.
[09/06/21 16:21:03] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:53 towards level 44.
[09/06/21 17:00:11] Thorael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:09 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 17:19:17] Destruia's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Destruia's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/21 17:20:51] Forud walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:20:30 from level 50.
[09/06/21 17:27:19] Tor was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:26:24 towards level 54.
[09/06/21 18:04:13] szczot3k reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! szczot3k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/21 18:43:48] ChowderKeg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:10:40 from level 54.
[09/06/21 19:00:59] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:45 towards level 46.
[09/06/21 19:18:55] trashcatt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:36 towards level 38.
[09/06/21 19:33:19] JamCow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:52:42 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 19:53:45] Paganel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:37 towards level 53.
[09/06/21 20:26:01] Tor spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Tor's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/06/21 20:30:02] MistahKel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:00 towards level 38.
[09/06/21 21:01:58] Sokar burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sokar's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/21 00:32:36] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:14 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 00:52:38] Lord255's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Lord255's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/21 00:57:48] "\@_ burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! "\@_'s set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/21 01:01:04] Bluedog was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:25:12 from level 51.
[09/07/21 02:14:18] "\@_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:18 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 02:44:46] Covid-19 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:42:41 from level 54.
[09/07/21 03:12:13] uovobw burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! uovobw's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/21 03:35:07] The local wizard imbued TheSilentLink's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TheSilentLink's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/21 03:40:29] scumola was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:17 from level 34.
[09/07/21 04:09:51] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:47:10 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 04:15:29] ukleinek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:05 from level 43.
[09/07/21 04:18:26] jacob1 has dealt cornfeedhobo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:14:58 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/07/21 06:36:35] Lnk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:16:58 from level 53.
[09/07/21 06:39:02] pztrn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:22 towards level 52.
[09/07/21 07:01:49] gettu fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:52:29 from level 53.
[09/07/21 07:43:12] Carl has dealt scornn a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:52:11 is added to scornn's clock.
[09/07/21 07:55:24] DownAndUp's charm ate a bolt of lightning! DownAndUp's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/21 08:14:35] Alarien fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:45:47 from level 50.
[09/07/21 08:38:59] runtime was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:00 towards level 41.
[09/07/21 08:46:13] Ancalagon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:55 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 08:59:33] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:38 towards level 52.
[09/07/21 09:33:47] Disruptor got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:51 towards level 42.
[09/07/21 09:40:03] cryptolightning got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:52 from level 35.
[09/07/21 09:46:22] RussellB was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:30:24 from level 53.
[09/07/21 09:53:48] BastelBot reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! BastelBot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/21 10:41:20] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:09 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 11:02:13] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:32 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 11:35:03] nyuszika7h got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:30:09 from level 53.
[09/07/21 11:45:33] Kritzefitz burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Kritzefitz's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/21 11:46:22] KeboDK got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:02 towards level 47.
[09/07/21 11:48:43] Paperclip was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:12:03 from level 54.
[09/07/21 12:25:39] kline was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:40:08 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 12:47:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on mordac's tunic! mordac's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/21 13:29:30] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:07:20 towards level 48.
[09/07/21 13:48:07] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:45 towards level 52.
[09/07/21 14:24:04] nya tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:14 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 15:18:57] Syloq was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:57:28 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 15:58:06] vegadark ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:52:18 from level 54.
[09/07/21 16:16:19] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:18 towards level 43.
[09/07/21 16:42:38] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:09 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 16:50:27] Alys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:19 towards level 29.
[09/07/21 17:10:55] pyre burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pyre's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/21 17:11:38] buZz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:10:20 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 17:14:44] zankore had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:34 towards level 49.
[09/07/21 17:20:10] buzel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:26 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 17:51:47] buyoq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:08 towards level 37.
[09/07/21 18:03:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sc's tunic! sc's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/21 18:53:49] kptr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:55 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 19:29:26] Puff hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:17 towards level 54.
[09/07/21 19:42:38] pants was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:24 towards level 52.
[09/07/21 20:08:26] Khorne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:19 towards level 51.
[09/07/21 20:32:43] Bkid caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:01 towards level 52.
[09/07/21 20:39:57] ion was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:33 from level 53.
[09/07/21 20:57:05] QinWentian was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:29 from level 35.
[09/07/21 21:19:59] simple slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! simple's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/21 22:09:37] The local wizard imbued Paganel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Paganel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/21 22:20:49] Mlajzuk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:42:56 from level 44.
[09/07/21 23:24:02] MsYou tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:10 towards level 53.
[09/07/21 23:30:01] "\@_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:45:52 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 00:29:57] The local wizard imbued mordac's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! mordac's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/21 02:07:16] spex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:54:27 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 02:35:46] Majak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:24 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 02:41:15] Andrio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:36 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 02:52:48] nyuszika7h got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:15:43 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 03:05:03] pants caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:19 towards level 52.
[09/08/21 03:48:00] Covid-19 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:04:23 from level 54.
[09/08/21 04:15:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Nysdar's tunic! Nysdar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/21 04:30:49] RussellB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:48 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 05:30:32] _sh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:50 from level 54.
[09/08/21 07:01:45] Thorael was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:56:15 from level 53.
[09/08/21 07:03:54] tomhek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:22 towards level 52.
[09/08/21 07:53:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nyuszika7h's tunic! nyuszika7h's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/21 07:54:30] shikhin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:44 towards level 54.
[09/08/21 08:29:51] vectr0n found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:17 towards level 52.
[09/08/21 08:58:51] DownAndUp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:25 towards level 47.
[09/08/21 09:00:42] scumola walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:58 from level 35.
[09/08/21 09:38:45] sc was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:17:02 from level 53.
[09/08/21 10:26:13] buzzzzz's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buzzzzz's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/21 10:36:39] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:35 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 10:59:59] pfoley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:36:02 from level 52.
[09/08/21 11:17:39] sky met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:18:29 from level 48.
[09/08/21 11:46:18] Thorael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:26 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 11:55:19] hockpa2e gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:38 towards level 51.
[09/08/21 12:01:27] szczot3k spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! szczot3k's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/21 12:16:55] The local wizard imbued Kritzefitz's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kritzefitz's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/21 12:19:16] fattrat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! fattrat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/21 12:28:42] CompanionCube found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:13 towards level 51.
[09/08/21 12:40:11] runtime reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! runtime's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/21 12:56:48] TheSilentLink hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:11 towards level 44.
[09/08/21 13:01:52] psycho ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:22:31 from level 46.
[09/08/21 13:04:23] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:33:37 towards level 52.
[09/08/21 13:09:00] anarcat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:28:44 from level 53.
[09/08/21 13:36:49] Pricey met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:58:27 from level 54.
[09/08/21 13:54:43] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:58 towards level 48.
[09/08/21 14:23:26] JackyB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:22 towards level 39.
[09/08/21 16:01:21] trashcatt hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:16 towards level 39.
[09/08/21 16:14:18] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:05 towards level 52.
[09/08/21 16:56:21] ChowderKeg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:56:37 from level 54.
[09/08/21 17:01:22] elf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! elf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/21 17:04:53] BastelBot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:00 towards level 54.
[09/08/21 17:40:07] BUSY found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:26 towards level 50.
[09/08/21 17:51:50] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:17 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 19:19:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on zbe's tunic! zbe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/21 19:19:36] ion was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:49:08 from level 53.
[09/08/21 20:37:03] Fenrik spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Fenrik's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/21 20:53:21] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:35 towards level 52.
[09/08/21 21:07:55] buzzzzz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:36 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 21:14:39] Majak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:49 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 21:18:00] ShinobiChileno got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:43 towards level 49.
[09/08/21 21:38:20] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:19 towards level 50.
[09/08/21 21:47:58] Pingerfowder has dealt TheSilentLink a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:57:57 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[09/08/21 21:57:33] bg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:32:36 from level 52.
[09/08/21 22:04:32] Majak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:25 towards level 53.
[09/08/21 22:14:01] blackroot spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! blackroot's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/21 23:34:07] Russell was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:38 towards level 54.
[09/08/21 23:45:46] hdm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:51:56 from level 53.
[09/09/21 00:39:18] bananaboat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:36:19 from level 44.
[09/09/21 00:46:40] Alarien ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:48:22 from level 50.
[09/09/21 01:07:06] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:26 towards level 54.
[09/09/21 01:07:36] Paganel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:20 towards level 53.
[09/09/21 03:14:29] scumola has dealt JamCow a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:56:14 is added to JamCow's clock.
[09/09/21 06:22:06] t3chn0 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:39:47 from level 53.
[09/09/21 07:10:10] uovobw spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! uovobw's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/09/21 07:29:17] Sokar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:36:59 towards level 54.
[09/09/21 07:33:39] hockpa2e's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hockpa2e's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/21 08:23:42] Quack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:25 towards level 50.
[09/09/21 09:25:06] vectr0n had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:41:06 towards level 52.
[09/09/21 09:26:00] style was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:46 towards level 51.
[09/09/21 09:30:25] Beefcan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:38:28 towards level 52.
[09/09/21 10:12:07] tswsl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:55 towards level 53.
[09/09/21 10:21:58] Karen ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:22:01 from level 46.
[09/09/21 11:20:57] vectr0n met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:33:59 from level 52.
[09/09/21 11:55:35] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:12 towards level 52.
[09/09/21 12:48:03] Reilly slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Reilly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/09/21 12:56:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on V's tunic! V's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/21 13:51:48] starlink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:21 towards level 53.
[09/09/21 14:28:09] Bahhumbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:02 towards level 51.
[09/09/21 14:55:46] Quack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:01 towards level 50.
[09/09/21 15:08:41] adamus1red ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:09:09 from level 53.
[09/09/21 15:11:41] pastly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:18:46 from level 49.
[09/09/21 15:36:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on starlink's tunic! starlink's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/21 17:48:56] CompanionCube was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:06 towards level 52.
[09/09/21 18:10:34] runtime was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:22 from level 42.
[09/09/21 18:28:29] Kachin burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Kachin's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/09/21 18:33:13] sid3windr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:18:58 from level 54.
[09/09/21 18:41:24] gradator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:01:51 towards level 54.
[09/09/21 19:43:05] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:55 towards level 54.
[09/09/21 20:01:07] ShinobiChileno found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:04 towards level 49.
[09/09/21 20:29:46] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:49:48 towards level 54.
[09/09/21 20:50:55] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:03 towards level 53.
[09/09/21 21:27:12] scornn ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:43 from level 53.
[09/09/21 22:40:41] Iines reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Iines's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/21 23:12:15] misha's charm ate a bolt of lightning! misha's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/21 23:40:25] RussellB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:22 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 00:05:28] soltys spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! soltys's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/10/21 00:18:43] KeboDK found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:24 towards level 47.
[09/10/21 00:41:57] Pingerfowder found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:00 towards level 51.
[09/10/21 01:58:05] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:12 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 03:11:03] d4n13L's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! d4n13L's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/21 03:12:51] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:20 towards level 52.
[09/10/21 03:55:58] damyan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:50 towards level 51.
[09/10/21 04:44:52] adamus1red was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:09:14 from level 53.
[09/10/21 04:57:18] coding_monk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:46:03 from level 48.
[09/10/21 04:57:54] brycec bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:07 towards level 48.
[09/10/21 05:25:42] _sh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:57 towards level 54.
[09/10/21 05:26:13] ShiaLabeouf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:31:27 from level 51.
[09/10/21 05:56:25] mordac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:35 towards level 52.
[09/10/21 06:28:44] Sorin was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:17:02 from level 46.
[09/10/21 06:33:15] Kronan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:11 from level 43.
[09/10/21 07:13:22] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:11 towards level 44.
[09/10/21 07:32:53] hax404 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:28:29 from level 53.
[09/10/21 07:48:23] CrashOverride was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:36:24 from level 55.
[09/10/21 07:56:43] clubbprez was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:31 towards level 36.
[09/10/21 08:44:25] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:31:23 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 08:56:45] Yarosh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:09:36 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 09:01:43] Carl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:06:11 from level 52.
[09/10/21 09:30:14] Chuck ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:27:32 from level 46.
[09/10/21 09:41:35] QinWentian found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:51 towards level 38.
[09/10/21 09:45:27] popey was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:28:14 from level 50.
[09/10/21 09:47:37] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:27 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 09:57:54] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:15 towards level 54.
[09/10/21 09:59:04] twobit has dealt buzel a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:41:00 is added to buzel's clock.
[09/10/21 11:34:33] <P0stMal0ne>'s amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! <P0stMal0ne>'s amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/21 11:37:09] twobit ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:31 from level 39.
[09/10/21 11:50:15] Thorael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:06 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 11:54:19] runtime caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:07 towards level 42.
[09/10/21 11:55:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on O[_]'s tunic! O[_]'s tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/21 12:23:59] uovobw discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:04:31 towards level 54.
[09/10/21 12:55:39] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:19:39 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 13:10:16] pfoley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:46 towards level 52.
[09/10/21 13:52:20] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:58 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 15:16:22] MsYou was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:24 from level 53.
[09/10/21 15:51:50] Acolarh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:51:54 from level 52.
[09/10/21 16:27:39] adamus1red was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:02:36 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 17:24:34] StalkR was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:28:33 towards level 51.
[09/10/21 18:36:59] KindOne was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:34:20 from level 51.
[09/10/21 19:21:06] Russell discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:01 towards level 54.
[09/10/21 19:38:34] Techman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:46 towards level 52.
[09/10/21 19:56:21] vegadark found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:44:25 towards level 54.
[09/10/21 20:27:07] SCSi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:38 towards level 51.
[09/10/21 21:16:46] mrmonday got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:07 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 21:29:12] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:24 towards level 51.
[09/10/21 21:57:40] mordac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:04 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 22:00:02] Kritzefitz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:19 towards level 45.
[09/10/21 22:03:09] trashcatt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:47 towards level 40.
[09/10/21 22:03:12] MadMan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:37 towards level 52.
[09/10/21 23:22:18] spex has dealt ShinobiChileno a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:57:17 is added to ShinobiChileno's clock.
[09/10/21 23:38:52] cornfeedhobo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:08 towards level 46.
[09/10/21 23:42:10] heisenbug has dealt t3chn0 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:38:12 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[09/10/21 23:52:58] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:52 towards level 54.
[09/11/21 00:34:04] M144 has dealt MadMan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:37:08 is added to MadMan's clock.
[09/11/21 00:34:49] eising gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:35:21 towards level 54.
[09/11/21 01:25:20] MadMan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:59 towards level 52.
[09/11/21 02:29:05] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:06 towards level 52.
[09/11/21 02:45:11] twobit gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:48 towards level 39.
[09/11/21 03:00:51] buzel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:50:06 towards level 54.
[09/11/21 03:24:06] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:37:09 towards level 55.
[09/11/21 03:39:18] Centrixx found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:14:27 towards level 54.
[09/11/21 03:59:41] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:34 towards level 46.
[09/11/21 04:04:15] Wolf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:31:16 from level 54.
[09/11/21 04:43:18] Tenedos spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Tenedos's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/11/21 04:48:04] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:49 towards level 52.
[09/11/21 04:50:47] omero discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:39 towards level 44.
[09/11/21 05:00:52] TimWolla was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:18:59 from level 54.
[09/11/21 05:32:17] _sh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:47 towards level 54.
[09/11/21 05:50:09] gerry666 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:21 towards level 51.
[09/11/21 06:24:02] GyrosGeier spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! GyrosGeier's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/11/21 06:25:57] QinWentian had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:45 towards level 38.
[09/11/21 06:42:15] vectr0n found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:38:24 towards level 52.
[09/11/21 06:49:26] iiriix tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:54 towards level 53.
[09/11/21 06:50:20] RanTanRan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:54 towards level 32.
[09/11/21 07:32:50] Finley's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Finley's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/21 07:53:47] allo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:49:50 towards level 53.
[09/11/21 08:11:52] style had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:52 towards level 51.
[09/11/21 09:21:26] gradator found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:53 towards level 54.
[09/11/21 09:31:53] Algernon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:18 towards level 53.
[09/11/21 09:32:29] MELOONi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:28:15 towards level 54.
[09/11/21 09:36:36] jjasghar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:02:46 towards level 50.
[09/11/21 09:55:32] M144 has dealt Bahhumbug a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:58:35 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[09/11/21 10:55:34] psycho was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:27 towards level 47.
[09/11/21 12:10:17] Paperclip has dealt Thorael a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:03:45 is added to Thorael's clock.
[09/11/21 13:02:41] GilbertErik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:52 towards level 42.
[09/11/21 14:39:58] Sorin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:28 towards level 46.
[09/11/21 14:53:34] Ancalagon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:41:06 towards level 54.
[09/11/21 15:44:03] JeDa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:46:11 towards level 53.
[09/11/21 15:58:46] cremefresh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:08:14 from level 54.
[09/11/21 16:47:25] Drin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:48 towards level 50.
[09/11/21 17:45:00] M144 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:00 towards level 30.
[09/11/21 17:58:03] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:59:35 towards level 54.
[09/11/21 18:50:06] Bluedog was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:57 towards level 52.
[09/11/21 19:17:46] Phil was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:39:49 from level 53.
[09/11/21 19:26:48] Quack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:41 towards level 50.
[09/11/21 19:28:21] bobvador found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:12 towards level 52.
[09/11/21 19:29:19] Majak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:03:52 from level 54.
[09/11/21 19:49:54] twobit had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:48 towards level 39.
[09/11/21 20:04:49] YeKong found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:54 towards level 38.
[09/11/21 20:18:55] nya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:17 towards level 54.
[09/11/21 20:36:54] gradator was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:01:31 from level 54.
[09/11/21 20:51:09] Algernon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:19:10 from level 53.
[09/11/21 20:57:47] Alys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:34 towards level 35.
[09/11/21 21:09:28] talisein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:25:55 towards level 53.
[09/11/21 21:54:45] Alys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:45 towards level 35.
[09/12/21 01:03:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bananaboat's tunic! bananaboat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/21 01:27:13] pants found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:27:28 towards level 53.
[09/12/21 02:33:04] Chuck had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:39 towards level 46.
[09/12/21 03:03:34] Kachin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:14 towards level 52.
[09/12/21 03:07:14] RanTanRan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:37 towards level 33.
[09/12/21 05:14:59] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:37 towards level 53.
[09/12/21 05:36:48] elf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:13:58 from level 55.
[09/12/21 05:51:24] KeboDK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:05 towards level 48.
[09/12/21 06:08:58] TauPan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:50 towards level 46.
[09/12/21 06:17:54] wille ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:53 from level 48.
[09/12/21 06:38:20] dxrt got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:11:47 from level 51.
[09/12/21 06:56:33] mordac walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:53 from level 53.
[09/12/21 07:30:13] Algernon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:02 from level 53.
[09/12/21 08:12:22] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:36 towards level 53.
[09/12/21 08:27:16] pandakekok bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:49 towards level 45.
[09/12/21 09:21:05] Bahhumbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:28:53 from level 51.
[09/12/21 09:33:05] buzzzzz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:53 towards level 53.
[09/12/21 10:11:42] Hirion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:02 towards level 53.
[09/12/21 10:22:47] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:35 towards level 51.
[09/12/21 10:46:48] Abe got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:01 from level 49.
[09/12/21 11:09:51] bagels met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:23:56 from level 52.
[09/12/21 11:14:31] sheu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:55 towards level 55.
[09/12/21 11:38:40] Majak ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:59:43 from level 54.
[09/12/21 11:43:05] psycho found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:24 towards level 47.
[09/12/21 12:09:47] Reilly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:51:52 from level 49.
[09/12/21 12:19:14] Kritzefitz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:13 towards level 45.
[09/12/21 13:14:14] aqsd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:57 towards level 52.
[09/12/21 13:29:17] kline walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:48:50 from level 53.
[09/12/21 13:37:25] dave walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:12 from level 54.
[09/12/21 14:04:55] V was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:25 towards level 53.
[09/12/21 14:05:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on trashcatt's tunic! trashcatt's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/21 14:14:07] starlink was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:10:43 from level 53.
[09/12/21 14:52:49] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:44:41 towards level 54.
[09/12/21 14:53:37] MELOONi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:03 towards level 54.
[09/12/21 15:00:15] uovobw hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:49:05 towards level 54.
[09/12/21 15:58:52] caeli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:25 towards level 53.
[09/12/21 16:13:25] pastly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:47 towards level 49.
[09/12/21 16:50:52] Lord255's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Lord255's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/21 16:58:12] MetaNova was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:05:52 from level 54.
[09/12/21 17:06:23] zgrep fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:45:16 from level 53.
[09/12/21 17:33:35] RanTanRan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:11 towards level 34.
[09/12/21 17:48:15] Sokar has dealt Kronan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:32:19 is added to Kronan's clock.
[09/12/21 18:31:29] MsYou was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:07:03 from level 54.
[09/12/21 19:07:02] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:48 towards level 51.
[09/12/21 19:18:53] omero found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:02 towards level 45.
[09/12/21 19:39:16] Ungoliant was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:45 from level 24.
[09/12/21 19:42:58] popey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:49 towards level 50.
[09/12/21 20:27:28] sbp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:05 towards level 49.
[09/12/21 20:41:04] tomhek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:04 towards level 52.
[09/12/21 21:22:13] caeli discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:05 towards level 53.
[09/12/21 21:36:30] fmy spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! fmy's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/12/21 22:05:40] starlink's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! starlink's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/12/21 22:21:00] TauPan has dealt kline a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:01:58 is added to kline's clock.
[09/12/21 23:50:26] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:11 towards level 54.
[09/13/21 00:50:01] hockpa2e has dealt <P0stMal0ne> a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:16:35 is added to <P0stMal0ne>'s clock.
[09/13/21 01:48:49] hax404's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hax404's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/21 03:27:13] "\@_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:47:21 towards level 54.
[09/13/21 03:34:48] spex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:32 towards level 53.
[09/13/21 03:53:22] Carl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Carl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/21 04:13:55] Svetland was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:36 towards level 47.
[09/13/21 04:38:24] eising was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:29 towards level 54.
[09/13/21 05:37:23] runtime found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:45 towards level 43.
[09/13/21 05:53:33] bg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:32 towards level 53.
[09/13/21 06:23:05] Crazycatlady was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:36:09 from level 53.
[09/13/21 06:38:50] buzel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:17:18 towards level 54.
[09/13/21 07:02:53] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:08:37 towards level 54.
[09/13/21 07:20:34] scumola got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:54 towards level 39.
[09/13/21 07:38:20] Lnk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lnk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/21 07:49:37] anarcat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:50 towards level 53.
[09/13/21 07:51:38] VonToutCourt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:49 towards level 48.
[09/13/21 08:38:16] Psilocybe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:14:04 towards level 54.
[09/13/21 09:07:20] Beefcan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Beefcan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/13/21 09:55:29] dxrt hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:03:36 towards level 51.
[09/13/21 10:31:41] QinWentian was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:18 towards level 39.
[09/13/21 10:41:01] Kritzefitz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:23 towards level 45.
[09/13/21 10:45:20] judahnator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:57 towards level 20.
[09/13/21 10:54:58] Abe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:35 towards level 49.
[09/13/21 11:12:51] meskio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:12 towards level 54.
[09/13/21 11:57:04] Sherpard2's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sherpard2's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/21 12:33:28] bananaboat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:35:22 from level 45.
[09/13/21 12:33:52] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:26 towards level 53.
[09/13/21 13:05:48] HellSpawn's charm ate a bolt of lightning! HellSpawn's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/21 13:07:48] GilbertErik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:22 towards level 42.
[09/13/21 13:28:59] Paperclip ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:27:49 from level 54.
[09/13/21 13:40:50] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:11 towards level 53.
[09/13/21 13:51:56] spex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:09 towards level 53.
[09/13/21 14:09:06] Andrio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:43:13 towards level 54.
[09/13/21 14:17:01] Centrixx gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:24:12 towards level 54.
[09/13/21 14:24:21] Sokar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:56 from level 54.
[09/13/21 14:53:28] zgrep has dealt Affliction a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:06:28 is added to Affliction's clock.
[09/13/21 15:24:59] Quack hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:53:12 towards level 51.
[09/13/21 15:38:59] Affliction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:32 towards level 54.
[09/13/21 16:16:44] Arch slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Arch's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/13/21 19:11:06] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:35 towards level 55.
[09/13/21 20:07:49] tswsl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:17 towards level 54.
[09/13/21 20:16:25] CrashOverride slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! CrashOverride's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/13/21 20:23:44] _sh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:52:04 from level 54.
[09/13/21 20:47:01] BUSY found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:40 towards level 51.
[09/13/21 21:11:13] TauPan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:29:35 from level 47.
[09/13/21 21:29:24] <P0stMal0ne> bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:36 towards level 37.
[09/13/21 22:27:41] cremefresh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:21 towards level 54.
[09/13/21 22:34:34] bg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:54:10 from level 53.
[09/13/21 22:48:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on clubbprez's tunic! clubbprez's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/21 23:08:34] CompanionCube ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:40:47 from level 52.
[09/13/21 23:29:15] kptr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:48:22 towards level 54.
[09/14/21 00:37:18] Koffa was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:24:33 from level 51.
[09/14/21 01:15:59] uovobw was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:14 towards level 54.
[09/14/21 01:25:04] The local wizard imbued eising's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! eising's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/21 01:51:50] Iines hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:55 towards level 55.
[09/14/21 04:04:23] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:38 towards level 49.
[09/14/21 04:21:27] kiska reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kiska's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/21 04:22:27] pastly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:06 towards level 49.
[09/14/21 05:31:21] chiastre was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:42 towards level 52.
[09/14/21 05:33:09] The local wizard imbued meti's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! meti's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/21 07:09:46] d4n13L got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:23:03 from level 52.
[09/14/21 07:43:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on TheSilentLink's tunic! TheSilentLink's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/21 07:44:18] Andrio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:22:55 towards level 54.
[09/14/21 08:00:13] signofzeta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:46 towards level 25.
[09/14/21 08:09:09] AlexS bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:19 towards level 53.
[09/14/21 08:52:59] nawcom was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:24 towards level 48.
[09/14/21 08:59:13] The local wizard imbued clubbprez's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! clubbprez's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/21 09:29:44] heisenbug ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:51:49 from level 55.
[09/14/21 09:36:49] Chuck hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:11 towards level 47.
[09/14/21 09:53:41] mrmonday's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! mrmonday's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/21 09:57:57] Silvanus_Betrium walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:04:35 from level 54.
[09/14/21 10:38:09] ChowderKeg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:45 from level 54.
[09/14/21 10:49:48] Paperclip found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:01:26 towards level 54.
[09/14/21 11:06:07] Misza found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:14 towards level 54.
[09/14/21 12:14:25] Covid-19 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:44:43 towards level 54.
[09/14/21 12:24:21] Andrio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:38:49 from level 54.
[09/14/21 12:41:46] clubbprez found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:45 towards level 38.
[09/14/21 12:58:41] elf has dealt eising a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:22:57 is added to eising's clock.
[09/14/21 13:49:04] Paganel was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:11 from level 53.
[09/14/21 14:26:41] average tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:04 towards level 48.
[09/14/21 14:38:35] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:07 towards level 54.
[09/14/21 14:39:20] crysis fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:33:15 from level 50.
[09/14/21 15:05:02] Svetland was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:31 towards level 47.
[09/14/21 15:19:50] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:20:54 from level 53.
[09/14/21 15:20:53] M144 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:32 towards level 34.
[09/14/21 15:38:12] StalkR was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:41:01 from level 51.
[09/14/21 16:59:02] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:28 towards level 53.
[09/14/21 17:04:45] sc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:27:49 towards level 54.
[09/14/21 17:36:29] allo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:45 towards level 53.
[09/14/21 18:03:45] JeDa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:14 towards level 53.
[09/14/21 18:04:45] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:43 towards level 45.
[09/14/21 18:17:39] gildarts slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! gildarts's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/21 19:15:23] TauPan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:42 towards level 47.
[09/14/21 23:07:15] jayvee ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:11:04 from level 55.
[09/14/21 23:09:21] runtime was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:14 towards level 44.
[09/14/21 23:36:49] pztrn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:58:34 towards level 54.
[09/15/21 00:37:06] Kronan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:48 towards level 44.
[09/15/21 01:18:07] Affliction fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:24:44 from level 55.
[09/15/21 01:28:54] Pricey ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:54:01 from level 54.
[09/15/21 01:42:07] washclof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:56 towards level 55.
[09/15/21 01:53:01] blabber caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:17:30 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 03:25:35] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:15:27 from level 53.
[09/15/21 03:32:19] Oblomov found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:21 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 03:47:34] VonToutCourt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:50 towards level 48.
[09/15/21 03:58:54] Iines met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:22:24 from level 55.
[09/15/21 04:19:41] zgrep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:34 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 05:23:15] QinWentian gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:57 towards level 40.
[09/15/21 05:41:55] style was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:28:04 towards level 52.
[09/15/21 05:50:40] blabber found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:05 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 07:01:38] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:41 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 07:32:00] Beefcan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:38:36 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 07:38:49] Lord255 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:30:32 from level 54.
[09/15/21 07:42:23] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:47 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 08:37:06] Oblomov was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:27 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 09:12:08] Quack ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:51:39 from level 51.
[09/15/21 09:37:17] Platonides hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:59 towards level 54.
[09/15/21 10:23:10] The local wizard imbued Disruptor's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Disruptor's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/21 11:17:07] damyan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:03 towards level 52.
[09/15/21 12:21:04] Jens met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:45:44 from level 53.
[09/15/21 12:25:35] sc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:02:51 towards level 54.
[09/15/21 12:44:13] Ancalagon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ancalagon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/21 13:15:51] buzel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:35:28 from level 54.
[09/15/21 13:58:43] The local wizard imbued blackroot's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! blackroot's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/21 13:59:10] coding_monk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:05 towards level 49.
[09/15/21 14:29:24] golgy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:16 towards level 54.
[09/15/21 14:33:16] Misza was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:06:25 towards level 54.
[09/15/21 15:05:24] zgrep was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:16 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 15:45:42] Destruia hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:37:34 towards level 51.
[09/15/21 15:54:59] washclof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:14:14 towards level 55.
[09/15/21 17:58:20] womblecat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:47:39 from level 42.
[09/15/21 18:11:34] texke has dealt Jens a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:46:32 is added to Jens's clock.
[09/15/21 18:39:08] brycec was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:27 towards level 49.
[09/15/21 18:56:36] io walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:18 from level 54.
[09/15/21 19:16:44] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:02 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 19:37:15] d4n13L discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:14 towards level 52.
[09/15/21 19:50:10] Beefcan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:26 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 19:50:16] average was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:58:28 from level 48.
[09/15/21 19:50:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ancalagon's tunic! Ancalagon's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/21 19:59:57] JigmeDatse was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:27 from level 49.
[09/15/21 20:00:18] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:10 towards level 53.
[09/15/21 20:29:05] Svetland was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:07 towards level 47.
[09/15/21 20:33:00] uovobw was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:22 towards level 54.
[09/15/21 20:34:55] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:09 towards level 55.
[09/15/21 20:50:31] dwfreed was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:47 towards level 54.
[09/15/21 21:10:21] Karen tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:00 towards level 47.
[09/15/21 21:28:50] gildarts was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:52:12 from level 53.
[09/15/21 21:31:59] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:02:55 towards level 50.
[09/15/21 22:17:58] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:57:59 towards level 52.
[09/15/21 22:55:39] misha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:13:09 towards level 54.
[09/15/21 23:59:27] MetaNova's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MetaNova's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/21 01:09:29] eising was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:13:49 towards level 55.
[09/16/21 01:43:56] buzel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:50 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 02:20:57] The local wizard imbued Karen's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Karen's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/21 02:51:01] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:27 towards level 40.
[09/16/21 02:54:47] Algernon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:05 from level 53.
[09/16/21 03:04:04] Psilocybe's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Psilocybe's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/16/21 03:21:11] buZz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:09 towards level 53.
[09/16/21 03:44:49] tmberg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:21 from level 52.
[09/16/21 03:59:37] ChowderKeg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:03 from level 54.
[09/16/21 04:32:17] pwae was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:52:47 from level 53.
[09/16/21 07:11:35] Russell's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Russell's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/16/21 07:24:48] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:49:18 from level 54.
[09/16/21 08:14:03] meskio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:00 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 08:15:36] bookworm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:38:40 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 08:32:40] Paperclip got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:37 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 09:46:01] apb was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:54:26 from level 54.
[09/16/21 10:01:26] washclof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:13:36 towards level 55.
[09/16/21 10:16:03] Cirdan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:00 towards level 53.
[09/16/21 10:25:50] style tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:23:54 towards level 52.
[09/16/21 10:31:55] sc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:31:57 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 11:52:00] cremefresh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:30 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 11:56:00] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:08 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 12:02:56] Hirion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:26:14 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 13:05:45] Centrixx tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:56 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 13:13:50] Syloq was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:27 towards level 53.
[09/16/21 13:14:05] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:03:27 towards level 53.
[09/16/21 13:48:51] Cirdan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:37 towards level 53.
[09/16/21 14:04:19] tsr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:34 towards level 48.
[09/16/21 14:34:30] hax404 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:31 towards level 53.
[09/16/21 16:23:09] Notir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:52 towards level 52.
[09/16/21 16:30:46] Acolarh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:36:50 from level 53.
[09/16/21 16:32:01] Iines had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:48 towards level 55.
[09/16/21 16:40:15] GyrosGeier was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:47 towards level 53.
[09/16/21 16:41:18] Arch was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:03:50 from level 50.
[09/16/21 17:06:58] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:39:05 towards level 55.
[09/16/21 17:34:37] nyuszika7h hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:09:35 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 17:41:00] tsr was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:45:31 from level 48.
[09/16/21 17:59:54] vegadark discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:41 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 18:41:52] Iines was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:01:52 from level 55.
[09/16/21 19:02:57] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:54 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 20:00:04] M144 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! M144's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/21 20:16:44] buzzzzz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:35:15 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 20:43:42] iiriix got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:06 towards level 53.
[09/16/21 20:52:23] <P0stMal0ne>'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! <P0stMal0ne>'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/21 21:07:09] Lenny_ found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:56 towards level 46.
[09/16/21 21:13:43] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:55 towards level 53.
[09/16/21 21:31:58] zbe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:53 towards level 54.
[09/16/21 21:58:13] Feoh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:18 towards level 34.
[09/16/21 22:27:07] pastly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:34 towards level 49.
[09/16/21 23:32:15] DownAndUp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:32:59 towards level 49.
[09/16/21 23:43:00] aqsd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:43:08 towards level 53.
[09/17/21 00:10:43] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:06 towards level 53.
[09/17/21 00:27:44] Oblomov ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:43:01 from level 53.
[09/17/21 00:31:15] cryptolightning found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:19 towards level 40.
[09/17/21 01:07:41] Khorne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:44 towards level 52.
[09/17/21 01:44:35] washclof ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:52:40 from level 55.
[09/17/21 01:47:33] nyuszika7h had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:05:37 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 01:59:32] laama was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:04:19 towards level 55.
[09/17/21 02:10:31] elf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! elf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/17/21 03:10:58] Tor was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:17 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 04:08:53] Alarien reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Alarien's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/21 04:42:05] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:12:14 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 04:54:43] Fenrik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:41 towards level 53.
[09/17/21 05:09:51] wille was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:56 towards level 49.
[09/17/21 06:06:11] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:26:38 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 06:59:55] Kritzefitz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:24 towards level 46.
[09/17/21 08:07:17] scumola ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:40:18 from level 41.
[09/17/21 08:33:53] Kachin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:39 towards level 53.
[09/17/21 08:58:14] elf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:44 towards level 55.
[09/17/21 10:45:13] cfjk met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:41 from level 41.
[09/17/21 11:10:46] The local wizard imbued Wolf's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wolf's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/21 11:36:50] Makhno was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:58 towards level 48.
[09/17/21 11:53:30] pastly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:21 towards level 50.
[09/17/21 11:57:49] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:50 towards level 53.
[09/17/21 12:37:29] bagels found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:42:39 towards level 52.
[09/17/21 13:23:47] el gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:22 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 13:24:42] Vroomfondel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:06:32 from level 47.
[09/17/21 13:25:33] Nysdar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:57 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 13:37:30] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:39 towards level 49.
[09/17/21 14:20:45] misha was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:33:19 from level 54.
[09/17/21 14:41:26] Puff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:49 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 16:00:13] dave was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:02 towards level 55.
[09/17/21 17:08:43] Sorin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:34 towards level 47.
[09/17/21 17:31:33] dwfreed was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:07:52 from level 55.
[09/17/21 18:40:50] tmberg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:13:15 from level 53.
[09/17/21 19:03:25] cremefresh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:43 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 19:25:25] JeDa reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JeDa's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/21 19:48:33] caeli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:09:13 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 21:07:10] zbe ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:15:50 from level 54.
[09/17/21 22:27:12] buzel was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:58:10 from level 54.
[09/17/21 22:48:21] Misza found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:57 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 22:58:24] crank discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:54 towards level 54.
[09/17/21 23:38:49] The local wizard imbued aqsd's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! aqsd's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/21 23:49:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Faradome's tunic! Faradome's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/21 00:47:33] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:18 towards level 53.
[09/18/21 01:50:50] Ungoliant was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:09 towards level 34.
[09/18/21 02:05:07] Way was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:44:40 towards level 48.
[09/18/21 03:28:57] Affliction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:59 towards level 55.
[09/18/21 03:45:40] edk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:26 towards level 54.
[09/18/21 04:41:45] Plato got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:32 towards level 41.
[09/18/21 04:52:08] AlexS has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:51:29 is added to simple's clock.
[09/18/21 05:52:16] washclof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:29 towards level 55.
[09/18/21 06:07:26] Algernon was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:30:27 from level 54.
[09/18/21 06:14:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Majak's tunic! Majak's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/21 06:21:26] JigmeDatse found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:06 towards level 49.
[09/18/21 07:07:07] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:27:11 towards level 52.
[09/18/21 07:24:28] iiriix was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:13:05 towards level 54.
[09/18/21 07:43:00] fmy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:14 towards level 41.
[09/18/21 08:41:45] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:22 towards level 50.
[09/18/21 08:44:22] Faradome was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:53:33 towards level 49.
[09/18/21 08:51:32] Hirion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:25:49 towards level 54.
[09/18/21 08:53:23] Phil got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:27:22 from level 54.
[09/18/21 09:09:48] hare was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:02:35 from level 47.
[09/18/21 09:39:29] Gorek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:31 towards level 54.
[09/18/21 10:08:45] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:48 towards level 54.
[09/18/21 10:21:21] Ankhers was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:34:15 towards level 54.
[09/18/21 10:42:23] Chuck bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:19 towards level 47.
[09/18/21 11:19:04] Ungoliant found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:57 towards level 34.
[09/18/21 11:34:56] sc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:29 towards level 54.
[09/18/21 13:42:49] AlexS found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:57 towards level 53.
[09/18/21 13:57:43] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:06 towards level 54.
[09/18/21 14:07:52] Kronan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:16:41 from level 45.
[09/18/21 14:33:48] blackroot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:59:42 from level 53.
[09/18/21 15:04:37] crank fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:02:48 from level 54.
[09/18/21 15:27:46] Bluedog ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:49:33 from level 52.
[09/18/21 15:42:41] brycec has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:20:51 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[09/18/21 15:44:05] Russell was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:05:16 towards level 55.
[09/18/21 15:50:51] Majak bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:47 towards level 54.
[09/18/21 16:08:25] Crazycatlady found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:55 towards level 53.
[09/18/21 16:49:09] buzzzzz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:20 towards level 54.
[09/18/21 16:54:25] YeKong found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:57 towards level 42.
[09/18/21 17:01:48] Platonides met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:44:16 from level 54.
[09/18/21 17:40:45] kiska was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:46 from level 43.
[09/18/21 17:42:30] soltys reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! soltys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/21 17:50:14] MadMan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:29:48 from level 53.
[09/18/21 18:28:37] "\@_'s shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! "\@_'s shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/21 19:11:41] CharlieAngel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CharlieAngel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/21 19:17:29] DownAndUp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:22:47 from level 49.
[09/18/21 19:33:14] Tor found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:40:11 towards level 55.
[09/18/21 19:48:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Plato's tunic! Plato's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/21 20:02:57] Togra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:40 towards level 52.
[09/18/21 20:10:59] TheSilentLink burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! TheSilentLink's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/21 21:24:38] Ancalagon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:49:36 from level 54.
[09/18/21 21:56:07] bobvador got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:48 towards level 52.
[09/18/21 21:59:14] Tenedos was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:58 from level 51.
[09/18/21 22:08:31] Quack spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Quack's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/21 22:09:46] HeavyPodda reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! HeavyPodda's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/21 22:22:28] Bluedog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:48:05 towards level 52.
[09/18/21 22:39:02] yano slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! yano's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/21 23:39:24] CodeGeek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:43:08 from level 54.
[09/19/21 01:35:37] edk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:06 from level 54.
[09/19/21 01:41:14] Andrio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:55:50 towards level 54.
[09/19/21 01:43:35] hockpa2e found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:29 towards level 52.
[09/19/21 03:27:45] caeli bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:27 towards level 54.
[09/19/21 03:38:17] average hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:42 towards level 48.
[09/19/21 03:40:09] zankore gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:02 towards level 51.
[09/19/21 03:41:06] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:52 towards level 52.
[09/19/21 04:08:25] kline discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:13 towards level 53.
[09/19/21 04:16:06] Tor was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:24 towards level 55.
[09/19/21 04:40:13] Iines was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:28 towards level 55.
[09/19/21 04:57:52] Kritzefitz has dealt HellSpawn a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:17:13 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[09/19/21 05:06:30] d4n13L discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:18:18 towards level 52.
[09/19/21 05:07:27] li was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:08:28 from level 54.
[09/19/21 05:30:28] Ankhers has dealt Notir a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:04:14 is added to Notir's clock.
[09/19/21 05:30:46] KeboDK was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:09:33 from level 49.
[09/19/21 05:46:01] Platonides walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:19:50 from level 54.
[09/19/21 05:50:56] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:10 towards level 54.
[09/19/21 05:52:26] sid3windr was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:03:12 from level 55.
[09/19/21 05:56:27] nya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:54 towards level 54.
[09/19/21 06:45:54] Puff was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:18 towards level 54.
[09/19/21 08:16:15] pwae was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:55 from level 53.
[09/19/21 08:21:13] Tor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:54:51 towards level 55.
[09/19/21 08:50:02] Asara was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:30:20 from level 56.
[09/19/21 08:58:04] bagels was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:49:34 towards level 52.
[09/19/21 10:01:44] iiriix bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:04:26 towards level 54.
[09/19/21 10:22:03] Reilly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:08 towards level 49.
[09/19/21 10:41:43] edk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:28 from level 54.
[09/19/21 10:52:55] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:58 towards level 53.
[09/19/21 11:36:32] Oblomov tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:37 towards level 53.
[09/19/21 12:43:17] hare was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:19 towards level 47.
[09/19/21 13:29:04] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:13 towards level 54.
[09/19/21 13:37:26] Centrixx's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Centrixx's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/19/21 14:26:49] O[_] was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:50 towards level 45.
[09/19/21 14:30:11] Pingerfowder ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:22:42 from level 52.
[09/19/21 15:02:30] bobvador found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:20 towards level 52.
[09/19/21 15:12:35] Quack was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:58:41 from level 51.
[09/19/21 15:41:09] io slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! io's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/19/21 15:50:14] TBB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:57 towards level 49.
[09/19/21 16:32:47] The_Decryptor was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:48 towards level 53.
[09/19/21 16:59:26] sc ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:55:15 from level 54.
[09/19/21 17:03:36] Khorne was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:46 from level 52.
[09/19/21 18:01:29] "\@_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:10 towards level 54.
[09/19/21 18:41:00] Phil was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:22:04 from level 54.
[09/19/21 18:43:00] Platonides's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Platonides's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/19/21 18:44:52] Khorne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:10 towards level 52.
[09/19/21 20:36:47] QinWentian hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:26 towards level 42.
[09/19/21 20:48:46] Nechayev gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:10:12 towards level 53.
[09/19/21 21:13:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on scumola's tunic! scumola's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/21 21:14:16] krin ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:36 from level 52.
[09/19/21 22:08:05] scornn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:51:54 from level 54.
[09/19/21 23:03:32] uovobw's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! uovobw's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/19/21 23:07:57] BastelBot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:18 towards level 55.
[09/19/21 23:08:24] V slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! V's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/19/21 23:13:01] _sh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:22:08 towards level 55.
[09/19/21 23:31:53] blackroot was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:46:20 from level 53.
[09/20/21 00:21:23] yano was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:59 towards level 47.
[09/20/21 00:21:29] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:26 towards level 54.
[09/20/21 00:31:43] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:45 towards level 53.
[09/20/21 00:33:08] crysis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:43 towards level 51.
[09/20/21 00:57:08] Bahhumbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:54 towards level 52.
[09/20/21 01:00:54] rs hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:57:46 towards level 53.
[09/20/21 01:36:44] CompanionCube caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:02 towards level 52.
[09/20/21 02:08:24] meskio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:17:49 towards level 55.
[09/20/21 02:30:06] spex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:35:07 towards level 54.
[09/20/21 03:22:55] Theleveler ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:33:41 from level 51.
[09/20/21 06:20:44] golgy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:45 towards level 54.
[09/20/21 06:28:12] MadMan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:41 towards level 53.
[09/20/21 06:36:12] wille was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:54 towards level 49.
[09/20/21 07:46:11] starlink met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:56:42 from level 54.
[09/20/21 09:16:23] Ungoliant's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Ungoliant's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/21 09:23:38] vegadark was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:35:45 from level 55.
[09/20/21 10:10:24] blabber found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:19 towards level 53.
[09/20/21 10:39:21] Alarien has dealt buyoq a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:20:12 is added to buyoq's clock.
[09/20/21 10:50:21] Kronan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:07 from level 45.
[09/20/21 11:00:14] talisein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:32:54 towards level 54.
[09/20/21 12:13:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pwae's tunic! pwae's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/21 12:54:52] damyan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:06 towards level 52.
[09/20/21 15:37:07] The local wizard imbued style's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! style's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/21 15:42:48] elf was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:56 from level 55.
[09/20/21 16:02:00] style reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! style's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/21 16:45:52] starlink discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:57:11 towards level 54.
[09/20/21 16:49:59] sid3windr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:18 towards level 55.
[09/20/21 18:27:40] gildarts tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:12 towards level 53.
[09/20/21 18:34:00] fmy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:01 towards level 42.
[09/20/21 19:04:24] kline was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:33:42 towards level 54.
[09/20/21 19:51:23] Puff found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:40 towards level 55.
[09/20/21 20:22:31] Finley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:30 towards level 52.
[09/20/21 20:53:02] Makhno spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Makhno's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/20/21 20:57:48] Chuck found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:08 towards level 48.
[09/20/21 21:52:03] style got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:34 towards level 52.
[09/20/21 22:11:59] Faradome was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:15:29 from level 49.
[09/20/21 23:23:21] M144 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:45 towards level 39.
[09/20/21 23:45:47] Bluedog fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:22:24 from level 52.
[09/20/21 23:53:19] TimWolla's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TimWolla's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/21 23:53:37] starlink had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:49 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 00:00:35] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:27 towards level 42.
[09/21/21 00:55:58] Kritzefitz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kritzefitz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/21 00:56:49] laama found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:38:33 towards level 55.
[09/21/21 01:54:36] The local wizard imbued TimWolla's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TimWolla's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/21 02:16:44] Khorne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:05:47 towards level 53.
[09/21/21 02:35:31] The local wizard imbued Sokar's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sokar's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/21 02:42:53] damyan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! damyan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/21 03:18:53] AlexS found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:17 towards level 53.
[09/21/21 03:26:12] Syloq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:04 towards level 53.
[09/21/21 03:31:32] hare found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:19 towards level 47.
[09/21/21 03:40:37] keepermurph fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:16:47 from level 45.
[09/21/21 03:56:07] Covid-19 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:30:30 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 04:16:45] bsleep got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:18 towards level 52.
[09/21/21 04:58:42] A_Dragon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:36 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 05:07:21] V had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:53:25 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 05:13:46] Iines was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:12 from level 55.
[09/21/21 05:30:27] crysis got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:42 towards level 51.
[09/21/21 06:51:10] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:19:23 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 07:07:53] ShiaLabeouf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:57 towards level 52.
[09/21/21 07:14:22] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:57 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 07:21:32] cremefresh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:04:07 from level 55.
[09/21/21 07:42:31] Way slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Way's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/21/21 08:23:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cremefresh's tunic! cremefresh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/21 08:27:35] rs ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:03:59 from level 53.
[09/21/21 09:11:39] Kritzefitz met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:20 from level 47.
[09/21/21 09:18:38] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:24:57 towards level 52.
[09/21/21 09:35:56] Alys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:51 towards level 39.
[09/21/21 09:47:35] Jens was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:01 towards level 53.
[09/21/21 10:06:33] shikhin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:55:04 towards level 55.
[09/21/21 10:19:27] mrmonday discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:13 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 10:20:24] canton7 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:33 from level 53.
[09/21/21 10:30:36] RussellB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:17 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 10:51:49] ChowderKeg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:01 towards level 55.
[09/21/21 10:59:03] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:55:36 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 11:28:28] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:51 towards level 53.
[09/21/21 12:09:16] Covid-19 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:26:20 from level 54.
[09/21/21 12:56:35] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:06 towards level 53.
[09/21/21 13:23:44] O[_] found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:33 towards level 45.
[09/21/21 13:40:06] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:03 towards level 47.
[09/21/21 13:41:30] zgrep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:17 towards level 53.
[09/21/21 14:32:34] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:45 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 15:32:30] Finley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:12 towards level 52.
[09/21/21 15:41:36] wille bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:46 towards level 50.
[09/21/21 16:01:43] Bkid walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:03 from level 53.
[09/21/21 16:30:11] AlexS ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:45:34 from level 54.
[09/21/21 16:31:02] Lnk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:18 towards level 55.
[09/21/21 16:38:40] meskio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:29:11 towards level 55.
[09/21/21 17:36:43] el got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:37 towards level 55.
[09/21/21 19:00:23] meti's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! meti's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/21 19:46:18] "\@_ slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! "\@_'s charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/21/21 20:31:48] kiska found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:49 towards level 44.
[09/21/21 20:39:47] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:07 towards level 50.
[09/21/21 20:43:47] JigmeDatse was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:46:35 from level 50.
[09/21/21 22:11:58] tomhek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! tomhek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/21/21 23:16:10] Psilocybe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:59 towards level 54.
[09/21/21 23:57:08] texke ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:00:42 from level 54.
[09/22/21 00:14:24] golgy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:37 towards level 54.
[09/22/21 00:46:32] Paperclip bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:53:26 towards level 55.
[09/22/21 01:27:24] Juan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:38:23 from level 48.
[09/22/21 01:55:24] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:26 towards level 55.
[09/22/21 02:13:44] Disruptor was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:38 towards level 46.
[09/22/21 02:48:40] Kronan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:16 towards level 45.
[09/22/21 03:27:04] edk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:32:33 towards level 55.
[09/22/21 04:03:57] scornn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:26:37 towards level 54.
[09/22/21 04:09:01] CrashOverride bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:03:01 towards level 56.
[09/22/21 04:21:40] MadMan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:57 towards level 54.
[09/22/21 04:56:36] Sorin was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:54:17 from level 48.
[09/22/21 05:05:33] Karen found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:16 towards level 48.
[09/22/21 05:07:16] hockpa2e was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:58:14 from level 52.
[09/22/21 05:09:43] The local wizard imbued AlexS's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! AlexS's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/21 05:25:14] canton7 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:24 from level 53.
[09/22/21 05:26:08] edk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:00 towards level 55.
[09/22/21 05:28:23] JigmeDatse's charm ate a bolt of lightning! JigmeDatse's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/21 05:57:05] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:40 towards level 35.
[09/22/21 06:09:41] pandakekok bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:25 towards level 46.
[09/22/21 07:06:56] Paperclip was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:34 towards level 55.
[09/22/21 08:17:59] Oblomov burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Oblomov's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/22/21 08:35:09] The local wizard imbued coding_monk's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! coding_monk's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/21 08:57:36] uovobw gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:05 towards level 54.
[09/22/21 09:01:55] CompanionCube was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:01:58 from level 53.
[09/22/21 09:27:20] Paganel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:42 towards level 54.
[09/22/21 09:31:00] Psilocybe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:40 towards level 54.
[09/22/21 09:39:20] CompanionCube bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:17:15 towards level 53.
[09/22/21 10:17:23] Sokar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:24:51 towards level 55.
[09/22/21 10:50:17] StalkR gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:15 towards level 52.
[09/22/21 11:48:55] Theleveler was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:17:24 towards level 52.
[09/22/21 12:19:51] scornn burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! scornn's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/22/21 13:26:21] Russell found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:57 towards level 55.
[09/22/21 13:40:09] damyan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:23 towards level 52.
[09/22/21 14:26:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Nechayev's tunic! Nechayev's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/21 14:58:59] crysis was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:08:04 from level 51.
[09/22/21 15:11:14] pfoley has dealt buzzzzz a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:39:19 is added to buzzzzz's clock.
[09/22/21 15:33:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Andrio's tunic! Andrio's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/21 15:39:09] Platonides was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:58 towards level 54.
[09/22/21 16:42:15] nya fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:09:52 from level 54.
[09/22/21 17:59:19] aqsd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:40 towards level 53.
[09/22/21 18:37:57] rs fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:08:36 from level 53.
[09/22/21 18:39:12] KeboDK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:27 towards level 49.
[09/22/21 20:29:04] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:37:36 towards level 52.
[09/22/21 20:39:07] Mattusmindus has dealt bagels a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:40:12 is added to bagels's clock.
[09/22/21 20:48:32] nawcom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:17 towards level 49.
[09/22/21 21:20:00] sid3windr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:25 towards level 55.
[09/22/21 21:29:50] buzzzzz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:25 towards level 54.
[09/22/21 23:05:11] Drin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:04:29 from level 52.
[09/22/21 23:53:18] pyre was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:52 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 01:00:55] uovobw's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! uovobw's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/21 01:59:17] eising bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:28 towards level 55.
[09/23/21 03:22:19] Yuhno discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:09 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 03:22:22] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:33:44 towards level 55.
[09/23/21 04:25:44] iiriix met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:19:46 from level 54.
[09/23/21 04:34:25] The local wizard imbued pants's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pants's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/21 04:40:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Feoh's tunic! Feoh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/21 05:16:26] Theleveler caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:59 towards level 52.
[09/23/21 07:40:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Fenrik's tunic! Fenrik's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/21 08:05:56] Kronan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:28 towards level 46.
[09/23/21 08:30:17] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:22:18 towards level 56.
[09/23/21 08:42:26] ToHellWithGA ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:26:51 from level 54.
[09/23/21 08:57:44] Bkid was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:05:15 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 09:23:48] Algernon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:27:51 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 10:16:30] washclof found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:23 towards level 55.
[09/23/21 10:27:17] Forud's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Forud's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/21 10:46:15] DownAndUp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:32 towards level 49.
[09/23/21 11:47:08] buzel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:06:11 towards level 55.
[09/23/21 12:21:43] buzel was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:03:11 from level 55.
[09/23/21 12:43:49] The_Decryptor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:24:57 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 12:55:42] Finley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:42 towards level 52.
[09/23/21 13:22:43] Khorne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:34 towards level 53.
[09/23/21 14:23:19] aqsd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:28 towards level 53.
[09/23/21 16:03:15] Psilocybe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:06 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 16:04:43] AlexS got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:22:15 from level 54.
[09/23/21 16:10:23] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:01 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 16:35:39] signofzeta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:55 towards level 36.
[09/23/21 16:56:51] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:24 towards level 49.
[09/23/21 17:07:12] Tenedos fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:04:45 from level 52.
[09/23/21 17:43:59] misha got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:51:29 from level 55.
[09/23/21 18:06:22] pztrn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:00 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 18:15:09] yano was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:58 towards level 48.
[09/23/21 19:38:32] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:34:06 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 19:43:40] li gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:15 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 19:59:37] pztrn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:43 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 20:13:07] Jones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:40 towards level 36.
[09/23/21 20:15:17] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:01 towards level 55.
[09/23/21 20:27:35] Centrixx found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:18:46 towards level 55.
[09/23/21 20:57:52] Covid-19 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Covid-19's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/23/21 21:02:32] kptr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:11 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 21:10:24] bagels found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:12 towards level 52.
[09/23/21 21:16:44] apb discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:55 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 21:55:23] Svetland was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:40 towards level 48.
[09/23/21 22:00:36] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:32 towards level 52.
[09/23/21 22:06:19] sheu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:49 towards level 56.
[09/23/21 22:17:06] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:10 towards level 43.
[09/23/21 22:21:16] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:58 towards level 43.
[09/23/21 22:33:55] Cirdan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:01:13 from level 54.
[09/23/21 22:35:17] Ankhers hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:05 towards level 54.
[09/23/21 22:56:22] sid3windr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:11:56 from level 56.
[09/23/21 23:04:06] The local wizard imbued apb's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! apb's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/21 23:31:37] cremefresh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:51:36 towards level 55.
[09/24/21 00:09:11] Gorek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:50 towards level 55.
[09/24/21 00:52:00] fmy tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:57 towards level 43.
[09/24/21 01:09:07] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:35 towards level 55.
[09/24/21 01:13:23] apb was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:43 from level 54.
[09/24/21 01:19:49] crysis was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:49 towards level 51.
[09/24/21 02:12:28] Lord255 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:42 towards level 55.
[09/24/21 02:27:53] hax404 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:55:56 from level 54.
[09/24/21 02:37:34] talisein has dealt Sorin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:02:43 is added to Sorin's clock.
[09/24/21 03:06:46] ShiaLabeouf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:31:37 towards level 53.
[09/24/21 03:25:54] Alys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:20 towards level 40.
[09/24/21 03:48:47] anarcat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:27:39 from level 54.
[09/24/21 03:50:14] CharlieAngel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:38 towards level 53.
[09/24/21 04:12:25] oxzi ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:38:51 from level 49.
[09/24/21 04:41:56] sky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:43 towards level 50.
[09/24/21 04:55:02] bsleep was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:08:07 from level 52.
[09/24/21 05:05:38] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:12 towards level 52.
[09/24/21 05:27:28] Yuhno slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Yuhno's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/21 06:56:43] Majak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:04:21 from level 54.
[09/24/21 08:01:12] HellSpawn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:27:51 from level 49.
[09/24/21 08:08:41] MistahKel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:01 towards level 42.
[09/24/21 08:26:33] VonToutCourt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:24 towards level 49.
[09/24/21 09:04:48] buyoq was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:09:43 from level 44.
[09/24/21 09:25:56] The local wizard imbued meskio's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! meskio's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/21 09:29:27] Thorael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:39 towards level 54.
[09/24/21 09:50:50] meskio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:00:08 from level 55.
[09/24/21 09:53:23] omero was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:31 towards level 47.
[09/24/21 11:30:33] rs found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:09 towards level 53.
[09/24/21 11:57:17] Vroomfondel has dealt sky a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:57:29 is added to sky's clock.
[09/24/21 13:29:28] d4n13L got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:06 from level 52.
[09/24/21 14:29:08] Iines's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Iines's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/21 14:46:16] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:54 towards level 54.
[09/24/21 15:00:28] zgrep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:04:52 towards level 54.
[09/24/21 15:20:39] Platonides was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:47:38 from level 54.
[09/24/21 15:45:02] Platonides was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:01 towards level 54.
[09/24/21 16:11:59] buzzzzz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:29 towards level 54.
[09/24/21 16:36:40] yano was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:14:28 from level 48.
[09/24/21 17:46:16] xbill was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:58:54 from level 56.
[09/24/21 17:46:19] Asara ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:02:38 from level 56.
[09/24/21 19:33:05] adamus1red was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:55:26 from level 54.
[09/24/21 20:30:31] nyuszika7h met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:08:20 from level 54.
[09/24/21 21:37:49] scornn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:51:25 from level 54.
[09/24/21 21:40:53] Kronan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:35 from level 46.
[09/24/21 22:45:44] Techman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:31:26 from level 53.
[09/24/21 23:39:03] omero had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:06 towards level 47.
[09/24/21 23:49:23] The local wizard imbued dave's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dave's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/21 00:05:27] Ankhers's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ankhers's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/21 00:06:54] gettu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:27 towards level 54.
[09/25/21 00:17:42] elf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:08 from level 55.
[09/25/21 00:49:33] caeli walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:51 from level 54.
[09/25/21 01:28:51] anarcat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:44 towards level 54.
[09/25/21 01:44:37] gerry666 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:34 towards level 52.
[09/25/21 01:47:13] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:06 towards level 47.
[09/25/21 01:47:28] Chuck was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:42 towards level 49.
[09/25/21 01:54:03] scumola got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:17 from level 43.
[09/25/21 03:02:10] The local wizard imbued Thorael's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Thorael's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/21 03:20:03] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:45:21 towards level 54.
[09/25/21 04:04:37] Centrixx discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:02:23 towards level 55.
[09/25/21 04:08:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Theleveler's tunic! Theleveler's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/21 04:14:09] QinWentian got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:31 towards level 43.
[09/25/21 04:30:22] Theleveler was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:56:28 towards level 52.
[09/25/21 05:53:28] krin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:21:57 towards level 53.
[09/25/21 06:03:12] Lnk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:52:10 towards level 56.
[09/25/21 06:03:48] ToHellWithGA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:15:32 towards level 54.
[09/25/21 06:32:21] laama was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:54:42 from level 55.
[09/25/21 07:53:09] pastly ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:47:34 from level 51.
[09/25/21 07:58:25] canton7 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:59:25 towards level 54.
[09/25/21 08:25:02] fattrat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:21:13 from level 54.
[09/25/21 08:53:04] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:15:17 towards level 56.
[09/25/21 09:00:24] Hirion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:21 towards level 54.
[09/25/21 09:24:32] loftyabyss caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:19 towards level 35.
[09/25/21 09:39:02] blackroot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:55 towards level 53.
[09/25/21 09:53:23] Bahhumbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Bahhumbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/21 10:13:15] eising was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:21 towards level 55.
[09/25/21 10:53:53] Khorne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:40 towards level 53.
[09/25/21 11:04:20] sc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:54 towards level 55.
[09/25/21 11:17:18] scumola reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! scumola's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/21 11:52:10] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:28 towards level 56.
[09/25/21 12:18:37] "\@_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:03:21 towards level 55.
[09/25/21 12:33:44] DownAndUp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:51 towards level 50.
[09/25/21 12:41:54] rs found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:22 towards level 53.
[09/25/21 12:50:30] bagels found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:42 towards level 52.
[09/25/21 12:54:00] bsleep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:34 towards level 52.
[09/25/21 13:00:28] Iines found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:55:50 towards level 56.
[09/25/21 13:10:19] M144 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:28 towards level 41.
[09/25/21 13:34:07] starlink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:52 towards level 54.
[09/25/21 13:57:00] zankore discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:58 towards level 52.
[09/25/21 14:06:48] CompanionCube caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:41 towards level 53.
[09/25/21 14:28:10] RussellB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:11 towards level 54.
[09/25/21 14:53:29] Vroomfondel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Vroomfondel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/21 14:58:45] Drin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:40:46 towards level 52.
[09/25/21 15:18:05] Andrio was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:51 from level 54.
[09/25/21 15:57:07] Mattusmindus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:52 towards level 33.
[09/25/21 16:23:46] Jones reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jones's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/21 16:40:47] tswsl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:24:09 from level 55.
[09/25/21 16:55:32] aqsd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:16 towards level 53.
[09/25/21 17:28:10] hockpa2e met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:02:53 from level 53.
[09/25/21 18:21:19] Lenny_ walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:45:45 from level 48.
[09/25/21 19:01:46] zankore gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:45 towards level 52.
[09/25/21 19:03:50] soltys slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! soltys's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/25/21 19:14:52] Lenny_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:44 towards level 48.
[09/25/21 19:16:47] BUSY tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:55 towards level 52.
[09/25/21 21:02:40] bobvador was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:30:32 from level 53.
[09/25/21 21:27:24] Visse ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:42 from level 25.
[09/25/21 21:35:20] KindOne slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! KindOne's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/25/21 22:36:19] bagels was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:06 towards level 52.
[09/25/21 23:17:58] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:02 towards level 54.
[09/26/21 00:19:14] sbp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:52 towards level 50.
[09/26/21 00:40:18] Mlajzuk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:01 towards level 48.
[09/26/21 01:08:48] pfoley spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pfoley's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/26/21 01:09:12] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:45 towards level 55.
[09/26/21 01:09:48] Lenny_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:11 towards level 48.
[09/26/21 01:13:46] cremefresh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:38:36 towards level 55.
[09/26/21 02:04:17] Mlajzuk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:02 towards level 48.
[09/26/21 02:14:24] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:36:46 towards level 50.
[09/26/21 02:16:54] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:24 towards level 50.
[09/26/21 03:06:23] gettu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:16 towards level 54.
[09/26/21 03:16:46] nyuszika7h was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:40:25 from level 54.
[09/26/21 03:49:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on V's tunic! V's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/21 04:17:45] Ankhers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:38:29 towards level 55.
[09/26/21 04:48:57] iiriix found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:29:59 towards level 54.
[09/26/21 05:12:19] Tor was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:27:07 towards level 55.
[09/26/21 05:24:24] Tor found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:46 towards level 55.
[09/26/21 06:56:00] _sh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:21 towards level 55.
[09/26/21 07:36:36] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:03 towards level 55.
[09/26/21 08:30:42] nyuszika7h discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:44 towards level 54.
[09/26/21 09:29:30] vectr0n caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:41 towards level 53.
[09/26/21 10:32:26] Covid-19 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:33 towards level 54.
[09/26/21 10:38:18] Kronan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:36:53 from level 47.
[09/26/21 11:52:32] Yuhno walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:21 from level 54.
[09/26/21 12:23:24] bananaboat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:45 from level 47.
[09/26/21 12:55:34] bobvador discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:52:21 towards level 53.
[09/26/21 13:17:28] bsleep got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:58 towards level 53.
[09/26/21 13:31:12] pants was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:31 towards level 54.
[09/26/21 13:43:54] Centrixx gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:02 towards level 55.
[09/26/21 14:26:55] blabber was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:24:10 from level 54.
[09/26/21 14:52:51] kptr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:23:25 towards level 55.
[09/26/21 15:09:24] Kachin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kachin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/21 15:29:20] Svetland has dealt Jones a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:53:33 is added to Jones's clock.
[09/26/21 16:01:15] Lord255 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:07:49 from level 55.
[09/26/21 16:10:21] clubbprez found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:50 towards level 40.
[09/26/21 17:12:59] Oblomov slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Oblomov's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/26/21 17:21:10] Crazycatlady tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:00 towards level 54.
[09/26/21 17:40:35] MetaNova found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:59 towards level 54.
[09/26/21 18:17:29] bsleep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:53 towards level 53.
[09/26/21 18:43:05] "\@_ burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! "\@_'s set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/26/21 19:03:55] Aksej got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:20 from level 32.
[09/26/21 19:21:53] Puff was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:30:38 from level 55.
[09/26/21 19:55:16] Yuhno found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:03 towards level 54.
[09/26/21 20:07:19] The local wizard imbued ChowderKeg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ChowderKeg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/21 21:32:15] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:25:25 towards level 53.
[09/26/21 21:35:15] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:42 towards level 52.
[09/26/21 21:35:58] bananaboat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:02 from level 47.
[09/26/21 21:39:55] JigmeDatse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:07:09 towards level 50.
[09/26/21 22:05:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gettu's tunic! gettu's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/21 22:07:01] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:18:36 towards level 55.
[09/26/21 22:14:14] YeKong bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:07 towards level 44.
[09/26/21 22:20:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pastly's tunic! pastly's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/21 22:40:11] V tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:36:16 towards level 55.
[09/26/21 23:00:53] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:44 towards level 54.
[09/26/21 23:38:05] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:06 towards level 54.
[09/27/21 00:12:50] Kritzefitz reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kritzefitz's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/21 01:19:08] meskio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:45 towards level 55.
[09/27/21 03:11:35] Alarien walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:07:16 from level 52.
[09/27/21 03:25:21] io had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:26 towards level 56.
[09/27/21 03:31:02] M144 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:07 towards level 42.
[09/27/21 03:32:56] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:14:05 from level 54.
[09/27/21 03:49:30] BastelBot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:58 towards level 55.
[09/27/21 03:55:37] Destruia tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:12 towards level 51.
[09/27/21 04:14:56] Iines was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:55:50 towards level 56.
[09/27/21 04:40:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on adamus1red's tunic! adamus1red's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/21 05:33:34] Plato had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:55 towards level 44.
[09/27/21 05:35:26] Theleveler walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:13:31 from level 52.
[09/27/21 06:07:00] edk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:20:54 from level 55.
[09/27/21 06:20:15] talisein was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:34:52 from level 55.
[09/27/21 06:23:52] AlexS discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:14 towards level 54.
[09/27/21 07:39:25] hax404 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:10 towards level 54.
[09/27/21 08:04:47] The local wizard imbued brycec's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! brycec's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/21 08:10:39] Affliction was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:27 from level 55.
[09/27/21 08:32:14] O[_] was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:08 towards level 46.
[09/27/21 08:52:37] clubbprez bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:51 towards level 41.
[09/27/21 09:05:44] Way hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:23 towards level 49.
[09/27/21 09:20:09] iiriix tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:03 towards level 54.
[09/27/21 09:41:53] JigmeDatse burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! JigmeDatse's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/21 09:56:36] d4n13L's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! d4n13L's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/21 10:08:21] zankore found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:57:18 towards level 52.
[09/27/21 10:20:49] TimWolla got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:34:35 from level 55.
[09/27/21 10:26:23] gerry666 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:08 towards level 52.
[09/27/21 10:35:22] cryptolightning found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:42 towards level 44.
[09/27/21 11:12:18] Mlajzuk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:35:40 from level 49.
[09/27/21 11:42:40] wille ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:54 from level 50.
[09/27/21 12:27:16] bobvador's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bobvador's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/21 12:44:46] loftyabyss hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:13 towards level 37.
[09/27/21 12:55:28] SCSi slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! SCSi's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/21 14:17:06] The local wizard imbued Feoh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Feoh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/21 15:16:20] Carl ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:29:00 from level 53.
[09/27/21 15:38:25] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Yuhno's tunic! Yuhno's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/21 15:45:17] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:27 towards level 54.
[09/27/21 15:45:45] Visse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:19 towards level 30.
[09/27/21 17:21:42] yano was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:20 towards level 48.
[09/27/21 17:22:15] The local wizard imbued Silvanus_Betrium's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Silvanus_Betrium's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/21 17:31:20] soltys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:40 towards level 54.
[09/27/21 18:03:15] adamus1red found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:46:05 towards level 54.
[09/27/21 18:40:19] cremefresh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:46:34 from level 55.
[09/27/21 19:45:19] Faradome slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Faradome's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/21 19:49:29] misha was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:40:36 from level 55.
[09/27/21 20:38:07] MrMagoo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:29 towards level 28.
[09/27/21 21:36:38] Mattusmindus met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:37 from level 35.
[09/27/21 21:39:42] ShinobiChileno's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ShinobiChileno's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/21 21:51:05] Theleveler caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:41 towards level 52.
[09/27/21 23:00:07] bagels was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:21 towards level 52.
[09/27/21 23:21:05] Bahhumbug's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Bahhumbug's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/21 23:48:20] dwfreed was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:16:42 towards level 56.
[09/28/21 00:55:49] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:52:42 towards level 56.
[09/28/21 01:30:10] canton7's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! canton7's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/21 02:06:24] SCSi was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:59:41 from level 52.
[09/28/21 03:15:46] style had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:32 towards level 53.
[09/28/21 04:22:18] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:07 towards level 55.
[09/28/21 05:50:44] Centrixx's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Centrixx's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/21 07:05:22] Mattusmindus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:34 towards level 36.
[09/28/21 07:24:06] omero was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:47 towards level 48.
[09/28/21 07:25:00] gildarts ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:47:35 from level 54.
[09/28/21 07:40:51] hax404 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:53:17 from level 54.
[09/28/21 08:10:08] Platonides was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:15 towards level 54.
[09/28/21 08:24:14] Aksej was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:53 towards level 34.
[09/28/21 08:33:16] canton7 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! canton7's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/28/21 09:38:20] sky was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:00:48 from level 51.
[09/28/21 10:04:32] talisein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:05:31 towards level 55.
[09/28/21 10:33:10] uovobw burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! uovobw's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/28/21 11:05:53] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:14:51 towards level 56.
[09/28/21 11:11:19] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:26 towards level 56.
[09/28/21 12:35:39] mordac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:54:08 towards level 54.
[09/28/21 13:14:42] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:24 towards level 56.
[09/28/21 13:24:54] MrMagoo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:38 towards level 29.
[09/28/21 13:29:35] hax404 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hax404's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/28/21 14:14:34] aqsd was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:13 towards level 54.
[09/28/21 14:23:51] gegenschein had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:40 towards level 30.
[09/28/21 14:50:31] texke gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:52 towards level 54.
[09/28/21 15:49:18] fattrat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:16:51 towards level 55.
[09/28/21 16:07:26] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:16 towards level 54.
[09/28/21 16:41:41] buZz has dealt Psilocybe a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:03:11 is added to Psilocybe's clock.
[09/28/21 17:05:26] caeli bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:22 towards level 55.
[09/28/21 17:43:13] Cirdan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:12:58 from level 54.
[09/28/21 17:52:10] GilbertErik ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:53 from level 45.
[09/28/21 17:57:50] buZz got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:04:48 from level 54.
[09/28/21 19:01:35] BUSY had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:28 towards level 52.
[09/28/21 19:41:18] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:44 towards level 54.
[09/28/21 19:41:57] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:30 towards level 55.
[09/28/21 21:03:02] Karen ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:57:46 from level 49.
[09/28/21 21:43:33] JeDa was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:56:26 from level 55.
[09/28/21 23:27:30] ShinobiChileno has dealt CrashOverride a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:26:14 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[09/28/21 23:54:42] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:55:19 from level 55.
[09/29/21 00:31:38] RanTanRan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:27 towards level 39.
[09/29/21 00:41:31] Sokar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:15 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 01:10:32] Visse was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:54 towards level 32.
[09/29/21 01:37:20] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:00 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 01:53:46] Platonides was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:06 towards level 54.
[09/29/21 02:28:24] xbill was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:56 towards level 56.
[09/29/21 02:40:20] gegenschein was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:48 from level 31.
[09/29/21 03:24:35] zgrep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:21 towards level 54.
[09/29/21 03:41:15] cremefresh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:40:21 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 03:54:24] Tor ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:16 from level 55.
[09/29/21 04:18:51] bobvador was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:02 towards level 53.
[09/29/21 04:24:10] Makhno was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:42 towards level 50.
[09/29/21 04:58:55] Russell fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:22:06 from level 55.
[09/29/21 06:12:45] Allie found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:21 towards level 26.
[09/29/21 06:16:39] Theleveler was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:17 towards level 52.
[09/29/21 06:41:55] buyoq was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:43:24 from level 45.
[09/29/21 07:50:46] Ungoliant was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:55 from level 41.
[09/29/21 07:58:41] Mlajzuk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:45 towards level 49.
[09/29/21 08:30:23] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:14:16 towards level 53.
[09/29/21 08:32:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Covid-19's tunic! Covid-19's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/21 08:38:16] Puff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:52 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 09:10:51] Affliction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:44:45 towards level 56.
[09/29/21 09:25:33] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:24 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 10:12:19] Nysdar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:36:54 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 10:33:00] CompanionCube found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:32:19 towards level 54.
[09/29/21 11:32:44] el's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! el's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/29/21 11:52:37] Syloq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:44 towards level 54.
[09/29/21 12:08:52] RanTanRan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:33:59 from level 39.
[09/29/21 12:46:33] rs has dealt bsleep a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:12:14 is added to bsleep's clock.
[09/29/21 12:57:06] gdm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:30 towards level 53.
[09/29/21 12:57:45] buzel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buzel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/21 13:11:01] kiska was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:25 towards level 46.
[09/29/21 13:13:43] AlexS was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:21:13 from level 54.
[09/29/21 13:17:23] Carl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:57:14 from level 53.
[09/29/21 13:32:11] Acolarh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:06 towards level 54.
[09/29/21 14:46:16] Forud tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:52 towards level 52.
[09/29/21 15:59:09] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:24:39 towards level 54.
[09/29/21 16:09:14] edk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:56 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 16:34:41] Togra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Togra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/21 17:20:20] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:06 towards level 56.
[09/29/21 17:30:43] Chuck was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:05:48 from level 49.
[09/29/21 18:03:50] TBB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:34:22 towards level 50.
[09/29/21 18:32:30] edk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:18 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 20:29:12] Aksej found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:06 towards level 36.
[09/29/21 21:47:42] GilbertErik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:28 towards level 46.
[09/29/21 21:47:45] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:39:04 towards level 56.
[09/29/21 22:03:49] Paganel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:05:22 from level 55.
[09/29/21 22:21:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on zgrep's tunic! zgrep's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/21 22:48:59] Alarien has dealt Sherpard2 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:46:02 is added to Sherpard2's clock.
[09/29/21 22:52:02] Algernon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:16 towards level 54.
[09/29/21 23:15:31] Aksej was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:32 from level 36.
[09/29/21 23:18:14] bagels walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:31:11 from level 53.
[09/29/21 23:36:45] TimWolla found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:59:22 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 23:54:22] Tor was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:17 towards level 55.
[09/29/21 23:59:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Paganel's tunic! Paganel's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/21 01:50:28] tswsl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:08:04 towards level 56.
[09/30/21 01:56:39] shikhin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:49:51 towards level 56.
[09/30/21 02:22:06] gildarts tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:10 towards level 54.
[09/30/21 02:26:19] TheSilentLink got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:55 towards level 48.
[09/30/21 02:35:59] Jones ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:16 from level 40.
[09/30/21 03:30:27] iiriix was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:25:45 from level 54.
[09/30/21 03:35:40] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:39 towards level 48.
[09/30/21 03:44:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on spex's tunic! spex's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/21 03:58:54] ChowderKeg's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ChowderKeg's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/21 04:22:50] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:26 towards level 51.
[09/30/21 04:30:07] Vroomfondel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:22:32 towards level 50.
[09/30/21 04:33:25] blabber found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:53 towards level 54.
[09/30/21 06:03:56] Ungoliant found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:47 towards level 42.
[09/30/21 06:07:21] Oblomov found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:41 towards level 54.
[09/30/21 06:16:24] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:00 towards level 50.
[09/30/21 06:32:57] Vroomfondel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:15 towards level 50.
[09/30/21 06:34:52] signofzeta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:28 towards level 38.
[09/30/21 07:29:59] canton7 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:53 towards level 54.
[09/30/21 08:02:52] hax404 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:01 towards level 54.
[09/30/21 08:07:38] canton7 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:03:22 towards level 54.
[09/30/21 08:30:22] adamus1red met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:04:45 from level 54.
[09/30/21 08:44:34] Ankhers's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Ankhers's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/21 09:13:06] scornn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:31:41 towards level 55.
[09/30/21 09:15:45] postikana found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:18 towards level 47.
[09/30/21 09:43:30] gildarts discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:05:30 towards level 54.
[09/30/21 10:11:27] tsr has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:20:41 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/30/21 10:22:36] li got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:29 towards level 54.
[09/30/21 10:33:17] Feoh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:25 towards level 42.
[09/30/21 10:43:17] Psilocybe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:56:02 towards level 55.
[09/30/21 10:43:53] Allie ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:21 from level 29.
[09/30/21 11:02:30] canton7 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:17:56 towards level 54.
[09/30/21 11:15:08] The local wizard imbued Acolarh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Acolarh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/21 11:19:54] Destruia had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:13 towards level 51.
[09/30/21 11:40:16] gerry666 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:42 towards level 53.
[09/30/21 11:42:08] thornrag found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:20:51 towards level 52.
[09/30/21 11:52:34] omero's charm ate a bolt of lightning! omero's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/21 12:28:51] oxzi had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:49 towards level 50.
[09/30/21 12:35:52] Mattusmindus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:25:14 from level 38.
[09/30/21 12:52:13] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:02 towards level 49.
[09/30/21 12:58:57] Gorek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:10 towards level 55.
[09/30/21 13:02:58] TheSilentLink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:20 towards level 48.
[09/30/21 13:20:47] Majak found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:54 towards level 55.
[09/30/21 13:28:21] Bkid was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:51:51 from level 54.
[09/30/21 13:41:24] StalkR was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:01 towards level 52.
[09/30/21 14:31:27] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:23 towards level 55.
[09/30/21 14:36:10] sheu spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sheu's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/30/21 15:06:38] SCSi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:59 towards level 52.
[09/30/21 16:35:48] krin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:08 towards level 53.
[09/30/21 16:53:00] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:46 towards level 54.
[09/30/21 17:24:50] TimWolla gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:14 towards level 55.
[09/30/21 17:34:06] gegenschein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:57 towards level 33.
[09/30/21 17:48:14] eising found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:39:24 towards level 56.
[09/30/21 19:50:11] Makhno got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:44 towards level 50.
[09/30/21 20:32:54] buzzzzz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:08 towards level 54.
[09/30/21 20:36:58] Sorin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:42 towards level 49.
[09/30/21 21:04:16] KeboDK met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:17:04 from level 50.
[09/30/21 21:31:11] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:16 towards level 54.
[09/30/21 22:01:55] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:46:15 towards level 55.
[09/30/21 23:28:06] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:50:22 towards level 56.
[09/30/21 23:50:08] vegadark's charm ate a bolt of lightning! vegadark's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/21 00:46:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on zifnab06's tunic! zifnab06's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/21 01:58:47] Bkid got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:27 towards level 54.
[10/01/21 02:50:41] Hirion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:52:22 towards level 55.
[10/01/21 03:34:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Algernon's tunic! Algernon's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/21 04:37:12] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:44:16 towards level 56.
[10/01/21 05:15:09] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:48 towards level 55.
[10/01/21 05:40:17] scornn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:24:19 towards level 55.
[10/01/21 06:15:34] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:58:56 towards level 56.
[10/01/21 06:58:49] blackroot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:01 towards level 54.
[10/01/21 07:13:24] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:08:12 towards level 55.
[10/01/21 07:36:05] ToHellWithGA has dealt Yarosh a Critical Strike! 3 days, 09:05:11 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[10/01/21 07:53:06] KindOne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:20 towards level 53.
[10/01/21 08:06:30] Algernon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:27 towards level 54.
[10/01/21 08:09:55] Asara was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:41:54 from level 56.
[10/01/21 08:51:26] A_Dragon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:58:47 towards level 55.
[10/01/21 09:32:18] bg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:07 towards level 54.
[10/01/21 10:07:25] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:37 towards level 53.
[10/01/21 10:21:40] bobvador was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:40:55 from level 53.
[10/01/21 10:39:23] laama had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:39 towards level 55.
[10/01/21 11:44:01] Makhno tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:00 towards level 50.
[10/01/21 11:56:16] Alys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:39 towards level 42.
[10/01/21 12:11:25] mordac ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:31 from level 54.
[10/01/21 13:23:27] tsr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:09:42 from level 50.
[10/01/21 14:05:33] MadMan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:20 towards level 54.
[10/01/21 14:08:36] zifnab06 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:57 towards level 30.
[10/01/21 14:25:58] pfoley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:22 towards level 53.
[10/01/21 14:52:51] cremefresh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:22 towards level 55.
[10/01/21 14:58:25] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:28:31 towards level 56.
[10/01/21 15:30:29] Puff was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:29 towards level 55.
[10/01/21 15:48:51] VonToutCourt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:38:25 towards level 50.
[10/01/21 18:01:26] jjasghar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:44 towards level 50.
[10/01/21 18:13:47] munkis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:14 towards level 50.
[10/01/21 18:20:27] The local wizard imbued Wolf's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wolf's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/21 18:48:12] pztrn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:16 towards level 55.
[10/01/21 19:32:19] vegadark found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:56:53 towards level 55.
[10/01/21 19:55:00] MistahKel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:48 towards level 44.
[10/01/21 21:54:30] Platonides ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:26:02 from level 55.
[10/01/21 22:01:52] Theleveler found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:38 towards level 52.
[10/01/21 22:06:51] hax404 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:07:09 towards level 55.
[10/01/21 22:16:44] misha slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! misha's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/01/21 22:56:40] fattrat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:36:39 from level 55.
[10/01/21 23:20:03] Togra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:56 towards level 53.
[10/01/21 23:27:19] caeli's charm ate a bolt of lightning! caeli's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/21 23:52:49] Sergio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:58:52 from level 55.
[10/02/21 00:07:10] t3chn0 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:49 towards level 54.
[10/02/21 00:13:08] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:48 towards level 45.
[10/02/21 00:29:08] Fenrik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:02 towards level 54.
[10/02/21 01:38:43] hax404 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:01 towards level 55.
[10/02/21 01:50:22] TauPan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:23 towards level 47.
[10/02/21 02:10:27] bananaboat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:07:59 from level 48.
[10/02/21 03:07:35] crysis's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! crysis's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/21 03:16:25] Paganel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:03:43 towards level 55.
[10/02/21 03:35:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ChowderKeg's tunic! ChowderKeg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/21 03:46:05] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:05 towards level 50.
[10/02/21 03:56:07] ToHellWithGA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:23:43 towards level 55.
[10/02/21 04:25:13] Sherpard2 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:34:57 from level 55.
[10/02/21 05:54:43] Tenedos spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Tenedos's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/02/21 06:13:56] CodeGeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:43 towards level 54.
[10/02/21 06:19:09] Bkid gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:13 towards level 54.
[10/02/21 07:05:24] Lnk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lnk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/21 07:17:51] Theleveler slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Theleveler's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/02/21 07:26:47] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:30 towards level 54.
[10/02/21 07:41:50] Bkid was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:28:30 from level 54.
[10/02/21 07:48:12] Lord255 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:40 towards level 56.
[10/02/21 09:09:58] Visse found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:07 towards level 35.
[10/02/21 09:13:32] MrMagoo's charm ate a bolt of lightning! MrMagoo's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/21 09:49:25] Sorin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sorin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/21 11:24:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tswsl's tunic! tswsl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/21 11:47:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CompanionCube's tunic! CompanionCube's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/21 12:53:26] hockpa2e reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! hockpa2e's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/21 13:17:55] hdm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:05:43 from level 55.
[10/02/21 13:36:47] Togra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:58:10 from level 53.
[10/02/21 13:43:51] StalkR was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:17:02 towards level 53.
[10/02/21 13:46:37] Techman's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Techman's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/02/21 14:24:36] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:12 towards level 56.
[10/02/21 14:44:00] ToHellWithGA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:19:26 towards level 55.
[10/02/21 14:55:57] meskio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:57:14 towards level 56.
[10/02/21 15:34:56] MetaNova tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:50:09 towards level 55.
[10/02/21 16:09:18] Tor walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:39:46 from level 55.
[10/02/21 17:03:38] Sergio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:06:37 towards level 55.
[10/02/21 18:47:36] Mattusmindus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:17 towards level 39.
[10/02/21 19:23:46] CompanionCube was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:05:34 from level 54.
[10/02/21 20:16:09] drahthaar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:05 towards level 55.
[10/02/21 21:56:57] tomhek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:23 towards level 54.
[10/02/21 22:46:38] Karen tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:45 towards level 49.
[10/02/21 22:58:01] tmberg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:13:55 from level 54.
[10/02/21 23:26:16] Chuck slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Chuck's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/21 00:08:53] edk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:20 towards level 55.
[10/03/21 00:47:52] aqsd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:11 towards level 54.
[10/03/21 01:19:37] Feoh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:03 towards level 43.
[10/03/21 01:42:15] Abe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Abe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/21 02:08:18] brycec burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! brycec's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/21 02:37:51] Cirdan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Cirdan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/21 03:02:15] oxzi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:46:48 from level 50.
[10/03/21 03:41:01] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:45:02 towards level 54.
[10/03/21 03:53:25] nya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:49 towards level 55.
[10/03/21 04:06:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bsleep's tunic! bsleep's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/21 04:07:52] StalkR met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:42:53 from level 53.
[10/03/21 05:13:16] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:11 towards level 55.
[10/03/21 05:35:58] RussellB's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! RussellB's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/21 06:15:53] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:38 towards level 55.
[10/03/21 06:20:51] KyloRen bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:19 towards level 50.
[10/03/21 06:25:04] Togra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:08 towards level 53.
[10/03/21 07:42:59] hockpa2e discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:27:00 towards level 53.
[10/03/21 07:51:46] crysis walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:36:09 from level 52.
[10/03/21 08:40:49] hockpa2e was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:00 towards level 53.
[10/03/21 10:29:30] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:50:03 towards level 53.
[10/03/21 11:04:22] ion was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:31:42 from level 56.
[10/03/21 11:26:38] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:57 towards level 55.
[10/03/21 11:49:04] DownAndUp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:05 towards level 50.
[10/03/21 12:43:37] Ancalagon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:36 towards level 55.
[10/03/21 13:04:11] gettu met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:32:18 from level 55.
[10/03/21 13:04:44] V got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:27 towards level 55.
[10/03/21 13:59:01] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:28 towards level 54.
[10/03/21 14:20:53] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:16:57 from level 53.
[10/03/21 14:24:51] canton7 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:16 towards level 54.
[10/03/21 15:57:09] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:30 towards level 53.
[10/03/21 16:00:13] style hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:27 towards level 53.
[10/03/21 16:59:46] The local wizard imbued heisenbug's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! heisenbug's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/21 17:12:34] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:04 towards level 56.
[10/03/21 17:24:22] Quack burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Quack's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/21 18:43:22] krin ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:16:36 from level 54.
[10/03/21 18:56:36] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:48 towards level 54.
[10/03/21 19:25:48] M144 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:00 towards level 44.
[10/03/21 20:26:45] Svetland was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:27 from level 50.
[10/03/21 22:24:40] bg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:31 towards level 54.
[10/03/21 23:07:19] Togra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:05 towards level 53.
[10/03/21 23:38:13] Iines was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:53:07 from level 56.
[10/03/21 23:39:49] rs discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:00:36 towards level 54.
[10/03/21 23:40:01] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:49 towards level 46.
[10/04/21 00:13:29] ShinobiChileno was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:10 towards level 52.
[10/04/21 01:03:54] Chuck tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:03 towards level 50.
[10/04/21 01:37:29] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:30:36 towards level 56.
[10/04/21 03:10:17] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:38 towards level 55.
[10/04/21 03:23:16] scornn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:01:14 towards level 55.
[10/04/21 05:13:30] Iines discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:15:08 towards level 56.
[10/04/21 06:58:08] Psilocybe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:37 towards level 55.
[10/04/21 07:18:23] The local wizard imbued spex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! spex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/21 07:34:53] TheSilentLink had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:06 towards level 49.
[10/04/21 07:43:46] Zaratustra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:27:30 from level 53.
[10/04/21 07:51:29] cremefresh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:24 towards level 55.
[10/04/21 08:26:29] scornn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:05:00 towards level 55.
[10/04/21 08:49:14] Feoh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:23 from level 43.
[10/04/21 08:58:13] kline bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:42 towards level 55.
[10/04/21 10:37:40] runtime found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:06 towards level 45.
[10/04/21 11:16:33] dwfreed was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:06:38 from level 56.
[10/04/21 11:33:03] Forud burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Forud's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/21 11:34:00] Visse bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:51 towards level 37.
[10/04/21 11:41:37] AlexS walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:51:08 from level 54.
[10/04/21 12:44:12] bsleep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:37:38 towards level 54.
[10/04/21 13:03:13] Gorek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:46 towards level 55.
[10/04/21 13:45:20] nya reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nya's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/21 14:13:29] MetaNova walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:47:53 from level 55.
[10/04/21 14:24:01] JeDa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:57 towards level 55.
[10/04/21 14:56:58] CompanionCube gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:15 towards level 54.
[10/04/21 15:02:45] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:43:48 towards level 56.
[10/04/21 15:24:53] aqsd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:11 towards level 54.
[10/04/21 15:31:39] Yuhno slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Yuhno's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/21 16:11:09] iiriix's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! iiriix's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/21 16:27:24] Techman got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:14 from level 53.
[10/04/21 16:41:51] crank met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:01 from level 55.
[10/04/21 17:22:35] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:36 towards level 55.
[10/04/21 17:32:40] Algernon's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Algernon's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/21 17:34:13] blabber hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:36 towards level 54.
[10/04/21 18:12:00] yano was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:01:35 towards level 49.
[10/04/21 20:15:07] tswsl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tswsl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/21 20:20:10] Tor met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:10:55 from level 55.
[10/04/21 20:24:29] cryptolightning found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:57 towards level 45.
[10/04/21 20:24:44] tsr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:33 towards level 50.
[10/04/21 20:24:47] Reilly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:27 towards level 50.
[10/04/21 20:46:52] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:37 towards level 53.
[10/04/21 21:07:04] Gorek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:04 from level 55.
[10/04/21 21:17:12] TauPan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:10:16 from level 48.
[10/04/21 21:51:29] adamus1red ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:16 from level 54.
[10/04/21 21:58:18] cremefresh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:03 towards level 55.
[10/04/21 22:13:41] omero hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:06 towards level 49.
[10/04/21 22:47:32] Sherpard2 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:14:41 towards level 55.
[10/04/21 23:48:00] jjasghar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:43:00 towards level 51.
[10/05/21 00:28:25] Faradome was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:04:27 from level 51.
[10/05/21 00:33:36] Kronan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:33 towards level 48.
[10/05/21 00:54:23] shikhin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:04:08 towards level 56.
[10/05/21 01:35:46] Togra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:54 towards level 53.
[10/05/21 01:58:49] buzel fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:51:24 from level 56.
[10/05/21 02:00:34] tsr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:47 towards level 50.
[10/05/21 03:11:22] Alarien found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:32:28 towards level 53.
[10/05/21 03:55:07] fmy tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:56 towards level 44.
[10/05/21 04:34:22] golgy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:27 towards level 55.
[10/05/21 05:54:59] JeDa's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! JeDa's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/21 06:37:02] JamCow ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:02:07 from level 55.
[10/05/21 06:45:00] Sherpard2 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:33:48 towards level 55.
[10/05/21 06:46:51] anarcat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:07:24 towards level 55.
[10/05/21 07:16:15] VonToutCourt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:58 towards level 50.
[10/05/21 07:49:43] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:32:00 towards level 54.
[10/05/21 08:23:00] misha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:12 towards level 55.
[10/05/21 10:03:09] Reilly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:57 towards level 50.
[10/05/21 11:28:43] soltys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:22:06 towards level 55.
[10/05/21 13:12:30] gettu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:54:41 towards level 55.
[10/05/21 13:22:18] buZz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:37 towards level 54.
[10/05/21 13:27:03] KyloRen caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:22 towards level 51.
[10/05/21 14:42:32] cfjk's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! cfjk's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/05/21 14:46:25] Makhno hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:05:52 towards level 51.
[10/05/21 15:52:46] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:25 towards level 55.
[10/05/21 17:11:46] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:48:14 towards level 56.
[10/05/21 17:23:16] Lord255 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lord255's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/21 17:30:02] Visse ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:08:55 from level 38.
[10/05/21 18:35:06] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:50:03 towards level 56.
[10/05/21 18:45:54] el had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:07:42 towards level 56.
[10/05/21 19:44:59] Feoh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Feoh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/21 19:56:01] A_Dragon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:10 towards level 55.
[10/05/21 20:17:48] Togra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:39 towards level 53.
[10/05/21 20:20:07] anarcat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:02 towards level 55.
[10/05/21 20:41:36] edk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:43 towards level 55.
[10/05/21 21:16:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Karen's tunic! Karen's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/21 21:32:17] postikana gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:49 towards level 48.
[10/05/21 22:10:22] blabber discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:21:38 towards level 55.
[10/05/21 22:43:36] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:08 towards level 48.
[10/05/21 23:11:20] Destruia was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:12 towards level 52.
[10/06/21 00:22:01] jjasghar fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:18:37 from level 51.
[10/06/21 00:36:19] spex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! spex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/21 00:37:04] el bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:03:48 towards level 56.
[10/06/21 00:42:17] edk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:50 towards level 55.
[10/06/21 01:06:06] Syloq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:20 towards level 54.
[10/06/21 02:14:13] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:53:26 towards level 56.
[10/06/21 02:58:06] damyan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:17 towards level 53.
[10/06/21 03:08:30] Ancalagon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:16:06 towards level 56.
[10/06/21 03:56:00] Ankhers ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:28:23 from level 55.
[10/06/21 04:32:11] dwfreed tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:14 towards level 56.
[10/06/21 06:01:21] Platonides was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:57 towards level 55.
[10/06/21 06:04:55] zifnab06's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zifnab06's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/21 06:51:26] Affliction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:21 towards level 56.
[10/06/21 07:10:02] Hirion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:28:33 towards level 55.
[10/06/21 07:17:36] The local wizard imbued omero's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! omero's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/21 07:39:55] edk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:20:52 towards level 56.
[10/06/21 10:56:15] cornfeedhobo was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:31:12 from level 50.
[10/06/21 12:03:16] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:45:17 towards level 56.
[10/06/21 12:15:25] CharlieAngel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:22 towards level 53.
[10/06/21 12:45:10] thornrag reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! thornrag's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/21 14:04:42] clubbprez tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:14 towards level 42.
[10/06/21 14:08:16] nyuszika7h caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:06 towards level 55.
[10/06/21 15:14:10] Disruptor was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:23 towards level 48.
[10/06/21 15:15:56] crysis was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:47:15 from level 53.
[10/06/21 16:14:38] Silvanus_Betrium was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:06:33 towards level 54.
[10/06/21 17:23:52] xbill ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:35:28 from level 56.
[10/06/21 17:41:13] tsr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:39 towards level 50.
[10/06/21 18:03:09] The local wizard imbued A_Dragon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! A_Dragon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/21 20:11:15] Faradome discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:34 towards level 51.
[10/06/21 20:13:40] TimWolla had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:46 towards level 55.
[10/06/21 20:18:32] Algernon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:26:24 towards level 55.
[10/06/21 21:37:36] Platonides's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Platonides's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/06/21 21:56:03] Finley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:32 towards level 54.
[10/06/21 23:36:41] keepermurph found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:45 towards level 46.
[10/06/21 23:48:31] The local wizard imbued apb's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! apb's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/21 23:49:53] bananaboat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:36:18 from level 49.
[10/07/21 01:12:13] caeli was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:39:12 from level 55.
[10/07/21 01:22:45] Kronan has dealt nya a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:23:09 is added to nya's clock.
[10/07/21 01:37:56] HellSpawn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:16:44 from level 50.
[10/07/21 02:29:00] ShinobiChileno's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ShinobiChileno's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/21 02:35:02] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:19 towards level 56.
[10/07/21 02:41:42] Kronan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:36 towards level 49.
[10/07/21 03:38:39] Sergio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:26 towards level 55.
[10/07/21 03:46:48] CrashOverride was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:33:32 towards level 57.
[10/07/21 04:38:03] Paganel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:31 towards level 55.
[10/07/21 04:48:53] Destruia was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:05 towards level 52.
[10/07/21 05:02:46] crysis was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:02 towards level 53.
[10/07/21 05:30:01] Phil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:31 towards level 54.
[10/07/21 05:56:55] Oblomov was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:07 towards level 55.
[10/07/21 06:05:39] Sorin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:50 towards level 50.
[10/07/21 06:38:33] The local wizard imbued bobvador's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bobvador's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/21 07:26:30] Yuhno hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:08:51 towards level 56.
[10/07/21 07:36:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on anarcat's tunic! anarcat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/21 08:15:14] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:01 towards level 54.
[10/07/21 08:54:42] nawcom's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nawcom's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/21 09:12:59] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:12 towards level 56.
[10/07/21 10:23:46] soltys ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:21:07 from level 55.
[10/07/21 10:37:00] Disruptor's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Disruptor's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/21 10:52:46] Ancalagon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:38:28 towards level 56.
[10/07/21 11:11:08] Vroomfondel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:36:45 towards level 51.
[10/07/21 11:15:09] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:55 towards level 56.
[10/07/21 11:15:21] Mlajzuk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:29 towards level 49.
[10/07/21 11:56:58] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:58 towards level 55.
[10/07/21 12:33:39] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:30 towards level 55.
[10/07/21 13:13:29] A_Dragon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:50 towards level 55.
[10/07/21 13:53:01] Wam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:44 towards level 15.
[10/07/21 14:17:53] adamus1red discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:53 towards level 54.
[10/07/21 14:43:49] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:10:25 towards level 56.
[10/07/21 14:46:11] Sherpard2 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:57:22 towards level 55.
[10/07/21 15:16:06] Sorin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:58:10 towards level 50.
[10/07/21 15:22:16] xbill was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:50:55 from level 56.
[10/07/21 15:37:31] washclof found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:03 towards level 56.
[10/07/21 16:12:02] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:38 towards level 50.
[10/07/21 17:19:35] Iines burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Iines's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/07/21 17:28:28] allo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:21 towards level 54.
[10/07/21 17:35:59] Tor met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:00:40 from level 56.
[10/07/21 17:58:42] MadMan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:02:04 from level 55.
[10/07/21 18:20:07] cornfeedhobo reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cornfeedhobo's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/21 18:40:17] rawgreaze was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:48 from level 43.
[10/07/21 18:57:29] tmberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:54:23 towards level 54.
[10/07/21 20:25:00] ShiaLabeouf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:17:01 towards level 53.
[10/07/21 20:40:28] bg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:13:04 from level 55.
[10/07/21 21:22:05] Centrixx ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:58:18 from level 56.
[10/07/21 21:56:15] Alesia tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:41 towards level 27.
[10/07/21 22:00:52] omero ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:51:07 from level 50.
[10/07/21 22:16:16] Alarien ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:10 from level 53.
[10/07/21 22:22:59] DownAndUp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:48 towards level 51.
[10/07/21 23:05:34] CompanionCube's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CompanionCube's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/21 23:33:46] Paganel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:37 towards level 55.
[10/07/21 23:42:20] The local wizard imbued Acolarh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Acolarh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/21 00:31:47] Kachin has dealt hockpa2e a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:03:14 is added to hockpa2e's clock.
[10/08/21 01:25:13] Alys was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:40 from level 43.
[10/08/21 01:48:21] Algernon's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Algernon's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/08/21 01:56:36] Nysdar was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:17:57 from level 56.
[10/08/21 02:07:41] StalkR was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:44 from level 53.
[10/08/21 02:16:12] crysis was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:39:06 from level 53.
[10/08/21 02:34:24] munkis ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:47:11 from level 51.
[10/08/21 03:35:15] shikhin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:14:33 from level 56.
[10/08/21 03:51:54] Ancalagon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:26:26 towards level 56.
[10/08/21 04:42:51] nya fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:49:12 from level 56.
[10/08/21 04:57:53] damyan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:51 from level 53.
[10/08/21 05:10:37] GyrosGeier was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:36:46 from level 55.
[10/08/21 05:54:58] tmberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:44:38 towards level 54.
[10/08/21 06:13:29] blackroot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:22 towards level 54.
[10/08/21 06:28:26] Algernon burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Algernon's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/08/21 06:37:18] Platonides found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:01 towards level 55.
[10/08/21 07:00:01] texke got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:56 from level 55.
[10/08/21 07:07:12] Tenedos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:24 towards level 53.
[10/08/21 07:30:44] BUSY tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:09 towards level 52.
[10/08/21 07:40:31] xbill hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:52 towards level 56.
[10/08/21 08:23:58] Asara hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:54 towards level 56.
[10/08/21 09:47:36] pwae has dealt caeli a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:43:24 is added to caeli's clock.
[10/08/21 10:00:44] Finley slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Finley's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/08/21 10:15:47] Ankhers was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:51:52 from level 55.
[10/08/21 11:40:34] Sorin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:36 towards level 50.
[10/08/21 11:48:00] cfjk has dealt pwae a Critical Strike! 2 days, 17:00:43 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/08/21 11:53:24] Ancalagon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:09 towards level 56.
[10/08/21 12:03:27] AlexS discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:52 towards level 54.
[10/08/21 13:08:05] Sorin was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:20:27 from level 50.
[10/08/21 13:14:18] MrMagoo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:29 towards level 38.
[10/08/21 13:14:33] cornfeedhobo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:50:49 from level 50.
[10/08/21 14:05:01] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:04 from level 46.
[10/08/21 15:16:19] io has dealt Koffa a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:11:25 is added to Koffa's clock.
[10/08/21 15:31:52] womblecat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:41 towards level 47.
[10/08/21 16:48:09] crysis reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! crysis's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/21 17:16:26] rawgreaze found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:31 towards level 43.
[10/08/21 17:29:41] Abe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:35 towards level 51.
[10/08/21 17:47:40] Drin ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:35 from level 52.
[10/08/21 18:41:25] iiriix was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:08:48 towards level 55.
[10/08/21 18:51:42] Aksej found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:35 towards level 38.
[10/08/21 20:00:53] cfjk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:17:16 from level 46.
[10/08/21 20:19:06] golgy was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:26:32 from level 55.
[10/08/21 21:07:27] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:34 towards level 50.
[10/08/21 22:08:42] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:33 towards level 56.
[10/08/21 22:21:05] SCSi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:24 towards level 52.
[10/08/21 22:51:53] CrashOverride tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:15:31 towards level 57.
[10/08/21 23:15:55] GilbertErik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:16 towards level 47.
[10/08/21 23:49:58] MetaNova was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:32 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 01:31:06] MetaNova found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:55:57 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 01:54:28] nyuszika7h caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:30 towards level 55.
[10/09/21 02:24:07] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:38:16 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 02:38:19] style gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:46 towards level 54.
[10/09/21 03:09:46] GyrosGeier's charm ate a bolt of lightning! GyrosGeier's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/21 03:34:36] Tenorman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:18 towards level 53.
[10/09/21 03:44:14] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:33 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 03:59:41] munkis had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:45 towards level 51.
[10/09/21 04:31:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cremefresh's tunic! cremefresh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/21 04:32:11] Syloq was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:05 towards level 54.
[10/09/21 05:03:10] buZz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:49 towards level 54.
[10/09/21 05:13:12] Algernon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Algernon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/21 05:34:47] Tenedos was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:47 towards level 53.
[10/09/21 08:39:15] ion was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:31:27 from level 56.
[10/09/21 08:59:47] Jones's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Jones's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/21 09:18:30] Wolf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:03:26 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 09:34:42] TheSilentLink gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:35 towards level 50.
[10/09/21 09:39:12] Platonides tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:09:44 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 10:24:48] Visse has dealt MrMagoo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:41:47 is added to MrMagoo's clock.
[10/09/21 10:36:44] DownAndUp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:39 towards level 51.
[10/09/21 11:34:48] Tor was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:47 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 12:01:44] buyoq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:20 towards level 47.
[10/09/21 13:40:54] Kronan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:38 towards level 49.
[10/09/21 13:52:59] munkis's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! munkis's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/09/21 14:06:56] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:43:03 towards level 54.
[10/09/21 14:12:03] SCSi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:13:24 from level 52.
[10/09/21 14:18:07] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:39:58 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 15:13:38] Kritzefitz's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kritzefitz's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/21 15:19:18] Bluedog tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:39 towards level 54.
[10/09/21 15:47:56] ShinobiChileno had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:31 towards level 52.
[10/09/21 16:13:22] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:01 towards level 51.
[10/09/21 16:30:49] wille slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! wille's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/09/21 17:05:19] Faradome bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:40 towards level 51.
[10/09/21 17:13:57] Sombra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:34:18 from level 56.
[10/09/21 17:51:38] Ankhers gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:49 towards level 55.
[10/09/21 17:54:57] bg has dealt Kronan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:20:56 is added to Kronan's clock.
[10/09/21 17:55:15] soltys was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:42:03 from level 55.
[10/09/21 18:41:51] VonToutCourt got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:53:43 from level 51.
[10/09/21 19:17:23] Mlajzuk fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:24:25 from level 50.
[10/09/21 19:22:25] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:34 towards level 50.
[10/09/21 19:45:10] Lord255 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:51 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 19:48:20] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:43 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 19:53:52] TauPan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:00:34 from level 48.
[10/09/21 19:58:07] MistahKel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:02 towards level 46.
[10/09/21 20:23:06] wille was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:14 towards level 51.
[10/09/21 20:45:37] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:45 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 20:55:01] HellSpawn was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:16 from level 51.
[10/09/21 21:05:53] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/21 21:19:32] unicron ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:21:32 from level 50.
[10/09/21 21:39:21] gildarts was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:55 towards level 55.
[10/09/21 21:46:46] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:12:30 towards level 53.
[10/09/21 22:08:14] washclof was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:05:53 from level 57.
[10/09/21 22:12:43] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:02 towards level 55.
[10/09/21 23:08:22] Tor was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:53:15 towards level 56.
[10/09/21 23:51:12] Techman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:58:55 towards level 54.
[10/09/21 23:52:16] kptr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:35 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 00:32:02] A_Dragon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:14 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 00:34:42] Destruia had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:39 towards level 52.
[10/10/21 00:35:39] PiotrekD found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:29:15 towards level 52.
[10/10/21 00:54:00] Techman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:06:35 towards level 54.
[10/10/21 02:09:04] Quack found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:25 towards level 52.
[10/10/21 02:16:02] Psilocybe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:57 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 02:19:33] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:04 towards level 56.
[10/10/21 02:26:31] Acolarh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:32 towards level 54.
[10/10/21 03:05:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on fattrat's tunic! fattrat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/21 03:20:32] ToHellWithGA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:03 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 03:43:12] bsleep reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bsleep's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/21 04:37:16] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:57 towards level 50.
[10/10/21 04:59:33] JamCow's charm ate a bolt of lightning! JamCow's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/21 05:05:37] iiriix had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:19 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 05:07:25] Reilly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:36 towards level 51.
[10/10/21 06:22:40] hockpa2e bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:16 towards level 53.
[10/10/21 06:24:25] el ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:06:25 from level 56.
[10/10/21 07:28:37] Oblomov had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:52 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 07:57:29] Bluedog ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:43:14 from level 54.
[10/10/21 08:19:54] rawgreaze found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:11 towards level 44.
[10/10/21 08:30:02] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:10:32 towards level 56.
[10/10/21 08:51:37] MadMan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:50:01 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 09:13:47] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:15 towards level 56.
[10/10/21 09:57:07] SCSi has dealt MistahKel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:26:01 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[10/10/21 10:05:05] rs found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:38 towards level 54.
[10/10/21 10:14:28] Kritzefitz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:00 towards level 49.
[10/10/21 10:25:45] womblecat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:49 towards level 48.
[10/10/21 10:38:03] pants was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:12 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 12:15:37] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:51:44 towards level 54.
[10/10/21 12:36:38] eising ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:25:07 from level 56.
[10/10/21 13:36:33] pyre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:06 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 13:47:31] scumola discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:34 towards level 46.
[10/10/21 14:13:10] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:38 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 14:42:07] cryptolightning was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:43 from level 46.
[10/10/21 14:50:30] Quack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:40 towards level 52.
[10/10/21 14:52:09] Hirion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:54 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 15:58:23] yano spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! yano's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/10/21 17:09:17] tmberg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tmberg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/21 17:31:58] _sh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:55 towards level 56.
[10/10/21 17:35:14] damyan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:33 towards level 54.
[10/10/21 19:19:03] blackroot spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! blackroot's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/10/21 19:38:30] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:38 towards level 49.
[10/10/21 19:46:38] kenyon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:26:20 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 20:44:23] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:50 towards level 56.
[10/10/21 20:47:48] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:24 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 20:49:15] csc2ya was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:19 from level 47.
[10/10/21 21:39:53] Silvanus_Betrium found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:01 towards level 54.
[10/10/21 22:18:19] Theleveler was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:05:03 from level 53.
[10/10/21 22:27:36] Tor burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Tor's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/10/21 22:38:53] scumola was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:13 towards level 46.
[10/10/21 22:54:42] Jones found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:03 towards level 42.
[10/10/21 23:06:44] Yarosh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:48 towards level 55.
[10/10/21 23:51:55] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:46 towards level 56.
[10/11/21 01:15:02] spex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! spex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/21 01:22:30] _sh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:50 towards level 56.
[10/11/21 01:30:47] blabber got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:14 towards level 55.
[10/11/21 02:05:21] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:21 towards level 56.
[10/11/21 02:07:42] JackyB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:35 towards level 47.
[10/11/21 02:40:15] JeDa was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:04:29 from level 56.
[10/11/21 03:32:33] A_Dragon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:55 from level 55.
[10/11/21 04:48:57] xbill gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:28 towards level 56.
[10/11/21 05:26:07] bananaboat's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bananaboat's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/11/21 06:10:44] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:51 towards level 55.
[10/11/21 06:24:13] cryptolightning ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:19 from level 46.
[10/11/21 06:48:30] Quack has dealt MrMagoo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:26:47 is added to MrMagoo's clock.
[10/11/21 07:08:50] crysis was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:46:26 towards level 53.
[10/11/21 07:15:06] Psilocybe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:18 towards level 55.
[10/11/21 07:24:14] Silvanus_Betrium found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:43 towards level 54.
[10/11/21 07:32:08] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:01:13 towards level 55.
[10/11/21 07:59:45] StalkR gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:54 towards level 53.
[10/11/21 08:28:01] keepermurph had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:16:57 towards level 47.
[10/11/21 09:33:01] cornfeedhobo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:25 towards level 50.
[10/11/21 10:12:19] Vroomfondel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:13 towards level 51.
[10/11/21 12:51:12] brycec was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:31:58 from level 52.
[10/11/21 13:37:31] bsleep ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:59 from level 54.
[10/11/21 14:02:33] Paganel's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Paganel's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/11/21 14:27:54] jjasghar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:22:18 towards level 51.
[10/11/21 15:00:47] Yuhno tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:06:22 towards level 56.
[10/11/21 15:24:43] tmberg spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! tmberg's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/11/21 17:45:26] GilbertErik walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:17:56 from level 48.
[10/11/21 18:06:38] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:56:53 towards level 57.
[10/11/21 18:20:50] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:22 towards level 54.
[10/11/21 20:32:00] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:10:20 towards level 57.
[10/11/21 20:45:03] golgy met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:27:30 from level 55.
[10/11/21 21:02:16] io was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:08:11 towards level 57.
[10/11/21 21:42:23] Hirion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:27 towards level 55.
[10/11/21 21:43:32] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:16 towards level 55.
[10/11/21 22:50:09] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:41 towards level 54.
[10/11/21 22:50:12] Mlajzuk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:47 towards level 50.
[10/11/21 22:56:37] Sombra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:45:52 towards level 56.
[10/11/21 23:59:13] Psilocybe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:17 towards level 55.
[10/12/21 01:22:42] io fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:55:24 from level 57.
[10/12/21 01:35:04] gettu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:14 towards level 55.
[10/12/21 01:41:15] gradator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:13 towards level 55.
[10/12/21 01:47:56] JamCow was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:10:15 from level 56.
[10/12/21 02:01:17] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:33 towards level 54.
[10/12/21 02:15:58] JackyB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:58 towards level 47.
[10/12/21 02:53:04] rs gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:34 towards level 54.
[10/12/21 03:58:19] BUSY was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:41 towards level 53.
[10/12/21 04:03:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on blackroot's tunic! blackroot's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/21 04:06:14] ion was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:12 from level 56.
[10/12/21 04:46:12] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:42 towards level 49.
[10/12/21 05:03:21] Mlajzuk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:56:33 from level 50.
[10/12/21 05:05:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Yuhno's tunic! Yuhno's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/21 05:46:42] Destruia found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:31 towards level 53.
[10/12/21 06:12:10] Centrixx's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Centrixx's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/21 07:01:34] t3chn0 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:23 towards level 55.
[10/12/21 07:15:12] rawgreaze caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:16 towards level 44.
[10/12/21 08:03:20] V was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:42:46 from level 56.
[10/12/21 08:11:33] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:24 towards level 56.
[10/12/21 08:19:20] blabber tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:08 towards level 55.
[10/12/21 09:05:39] Jones was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:03 from level 42.
[10/12/21 09:05:42] caeli ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:35:53 from level 56.
[10/12/21 09:30:57] Nyaaori's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Nyaaori's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/21 09:40:43] meti found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:57 towards level 54.
[10/12/21 09:59:12] bsleep ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:22:38 from level 55.
[10/12/21 10:24:38] Kronan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:28 towards level 49.
[10/12/21 10:52:56] d4n13L got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:41:16 from level 54.
[10/12/21 11:23:17] Alys was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:00 from level 44.
[10/12/21 11:36:41] Quack's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Quack's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/21 12:53:36] drahthaar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:03 towards level 56.
[10/12/21 13:05:02] talisein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:00 towards level 56.
[10/12/21 13:24:39] edk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:17:55 from level 56.
[10/12/21 14:04:33] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:44 towards level 54.
[10/12/21 14:09:51] Svetland ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:29 from level 51.
[10/12/21 14:19:35] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:41 towards level 49.
[10/12/21 14:31:50] keepermurph had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:46:07 towards level 47.
[10/12/21 14:51:32] blackroot has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:25:46 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[10/12/21 15:17:08] buzzzzz has dealt Gorek a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:58:26 is added to Gorek's clock.
[10/12/21 15:44:48] t3chn0 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:51:08 from level 55.
[10/12/21 15:53:07] Hirion's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Hirion's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/21 16:25:29] Psilocybe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:55 towards level 55.
[10/12/21 17:14:02] Disruptor burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Disruptor's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/21 18:22:40] bobvador found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:46:22 towards level 54.
[10/12/21 18:27:20] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:29 towards level 51.
[10/12/21 18:50:19] womblecat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:25:55 from level 48.
[10/12/21 18:57:48] Phil was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:21:02 from level 55.
[10/12/21 19:12:33] ShinobiChileno was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:48:27 towards level 53.
[10/12/21 19:15:10] Cirdan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:57:31 towards level 55.
[10/12/21 19:16:19] buzel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:18 towards level 56.
[10/12/21 19:33:44] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:27 towards level 56.
[10/12/21 19:51:44] scumola got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:02 towards level 47.
[10/12/21 20:29:17] Ancalagon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:56 towards level 56.
[10/12/21 21:46:42] canton7 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:07 towards level 55.
[10/12/21 21:50:19] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:18 towards level 55.
[10/12/21 21:50:22] Fenrik ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:39:00 from level 55.
[10/12/21 22:10:47] The_Decryptor got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:55:52 towards level 55.
[10/12/21 22:58:51] womblecat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:56 towards level 48.
[10/12/21 23:12:31] ChowderKeg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ChowderKeg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/21 23:28:07] Alesia got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:28 from level 30.
[10/12/21 23:42:22] CrashOverride found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:54:31 towards level 57.
[10/13/21 00:03:14] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:38 towards level 51.
[10/13/21 00:47:26] bsleep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:57:37 towards level 55.
[10/13/21 01:42:28] coding_monk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:11:07 from level 51.
[10/13/21 01:42:31] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:58 towards level 55.
[10/13/21 02:27:49] Majak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:13 towards level 55.
[10/13/21 06:08:28] Kachin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:47 towards level 55.
[10/13/21 08:50:39] zifnab06 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:19 towards level 40.
[10/13/21 09:51:55] gegenschein was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:39 from level 37.
[10/13/21 09:59:08] xbill's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! xbill's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/13/21 10:11:17] Faradome tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:20 towards level 51.
[10/13/21 10:41:22] Notir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:48 towards level 54.
[10/13/21 11:05:43] texke was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:27:38 from level 56.
[10/13/21 11:13:27] blackroot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:28:08 from level 55.
[10/13/21 11:23:04] jayvee was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:54 towards level 55.
[10/13/21 11:34:30] tswsl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:41:30 towards level 57.
[10/13/21 11:59:44] Affliction was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:15:07 from level 57.
[10/13/21 12:33:54] GyrosGeier found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:16 towards level 55.
[10/13/21 12:37:19] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:53 towards level 56.
[10/13/21 12:46:24] Mattusmindus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:48 towards level 43.
[10/13/21 13:08:35] Mlajzuk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:14 towards level 50.
[10/13/21 13:11:39] buzel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:03:58 from level 56.
[10/13/21 14:22:03] gettu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:04 towards level 55.
[10/13/21 15:07:00] canton7 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:44 towards level 55.
[10/13/21 15:42:35] scumola discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:10 towards level 47.
[10/13/21 16:24:34] munkis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:07:40 towards level 52.
[10/13/21 16:53:37] Lenny_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:54 towards level 49.
[10/13/21 17:09:10] Nysdar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:45 towards level 56.
[10/13/21 18:24:39] AlexS hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:31:55 towards level 55.
[10/13/21 19:28:14] Feoh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:23 towards level 44.
[10/13/21 19:34:42] Tor found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:22:38 towards level 56.
[10/13/21 19:48:34] Wolf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:16:14 towards level 56.
[10/13/21 20:17:22] Asara was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:43:14 towards level 57.
[10/13/21 21:16:58] MistahKel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:22 towards level 46.
[10/13/21 21:33:47] womblecat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:53 towards level 48.
[10/13/21 21:39:30] hdm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:10:23 from level 56.
[10/13/21 22:18:11] pfoley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:56:35 towards level 54.
[10/13/21 22:49:25] kline was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:12 towards level 56.
[10/13/21 23:20:07] MELOONi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:23 towards level 54.
[10/13/21 23:20:31] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:36 towards level 40.
[10/13/21 23:29:39] meti had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:22 towards level 54.
[10/13/21 23:32:43] MetaNova was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:57 towards level 56.
[10/13/21 23:34:43] SCSi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:17 towards level 52.
[10/14/21 00:08:55] Finley was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:30:27 from level 54.
[10/14/21 01:36:29] Alarien was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:48:54 towards level 54.
[10/14/21 03:11:06] Karen tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:27 towards level 50.
[10/14/21 03:19:05] Reilly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Reilly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/21 03:34:14] Syloq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:07:34 towards level 55.
[10/14/21 04:08:57] Asara's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Asara's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/21 04:29:32] omero was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:53:47 from level 51.
[10/14/21 05:28:05] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:22 towards level 56.
[10/14/21 07:35:36] gdm's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gdm's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/21 07:52:57] JackyB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:28:46 towards level 48.
[10/14/21 08:03:14] xbill's charm ate a bolt of lightning! xbill's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/21 08:29:25] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on misha's tunic! misha's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/21 08:35:48] apb's charm ate a bolt of lightning! apb's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/21 08:38:57] edk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:36 towards level 56.
[10/14/21 08:58:04] gradator discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:17 towards level 55.
[10/14/21 08:58:13] CodeGeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:55 towards level 56.
[10/14/21 09:52:17] Reilly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:22 towards level 51.
[10/14/21 10:07:29] kline found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:47:16 towards level 56.
[10/14/21 10:12:00] GilbertErik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:37 towards level 48.
[10/14/21 10:21:11] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:00:02 towards level 57.
[10/14/21 10:51:11] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:45 towards level 54.
[10/14/21 11:38:00] AlexS discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:33:57 towards level 55.
[10/14/21 11:38:12] JeDa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:19:02 towards level 56.
[10/14/21 11:41:54] Ungoliant bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:43 towards level 45.
[10/14/21 12:55:02] Lenny_ was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:19 from level 49.
[10/14/21 14:14:34] JeDa was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:44:54 from level 56.
[10/14/21 14:47:56] CrashOverride's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! CrashOverride's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/14/21 15:15:19] Paganel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:45 towards level 55.
[10/14/21 16:09:17] Crazycatlady was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:36 towards level 55.
[10/14/21 16:23:40] keepermurph was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:30 towards level 47.
[10/14/21 16:57:05] Finley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:42 towards level 54.
[10/14/21 17:04:30] style fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:08:49 from level 55.
[10/14/21 17:16:03] ShinobiChileno was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:31:20 from level 53.
[10/14/21 17:28:06] CrashOverride was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:50 towards level 57.
[10/14/21 18:05:52] dwfreed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:41 towards level 56.
[10/14/21 18:06:28] Syloq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:56:12 towards level 55.
[10/14/21 19:33:12] adamus1red found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:19:25 towards level 55.
[10/14/21 19:37:52] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:44 towards level 48.
[10/14/21 20:18:18] kptr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:21:26 towards level 56.
[10/14/21 21:03:12] heisenbug ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:00:52 from level 57.
[10/14/21 21:57:35] munkis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:45 towards level 52.
[10/14/21 23:25:21] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:04 towards level 56.
[10/14/21 23:43:04] Wolf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:26:57 towards level 56.
[10/15/21 00:01:14] adamus1red was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:02 towards level 55.
[10/15/21 00:06:34] Kritzefitz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:49 towards level 50.
[10/15/21 01:16:25] The local wizard imbued RussellB's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! RussellB's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/21 01:38:48] "\@_ was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:54:10 from level 56.
[10/15/21 02:24:42] JamCow's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! JamCow's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/21 03:03:26] Paganel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:13 towards level 55.
[10/15/21 03:16:16] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:59:17 from level 57.
[10/15/21 03:20:08] Lnk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:42:18 towards level 57.
[10/15/21 04:28:55] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:36 towards level 56.
[10/15/21 04:44:40] gegenschein fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:42 from level 38.
[10/15/21 05:21:32] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:40 towards level 56.
[10/15/21 06:11:40] Tor caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:25:05 towards level 56.
[10/15/21 06:34:30] Alarien found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:44 towards level 54.
[10/15/21 06:37:44] buzzzzz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:06:30 from level 55.
[10/15/21 07:18:02] golgy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:14 towards level 55.
[10/15/21 07:31:44] Platonides caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:43:17 towards level 56.
[10/15/21 07:52:38] io's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! io's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/21 10:10:24] Aksej found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:11 towards level 40.
[10/15/21 10:12:25] Sorin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:38:24 towards level 51.
[10/15/21 11:39:46] omero found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:45:59 towards level 51.
[10/15/21 12:26:44] d4n13L tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:28 towards level 54.
[10/15/21 13:30:36] Alys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:27 towards level 44.
[10/15/21 14:02:58] The local wizard imbued adamus1red's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! adamus1red's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/21 14:23:49] golgy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:35 towards level 55.
[10/15/21 14:46:30] cornfeedhobo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:30 from level 50.
[10/15/21 14:47:51] signofzeta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:58 towards level 40.
[10/15/21 15:07:20] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:53:44 towards level 56.
[10/15/21 15:11:45] Centrixx ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:16:10 from level 56.
[10/15/21 15:24:57] Mattusmindus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:41 towards level 44.
[10/15/21 16:39:48] Alarien gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:32 towards level 54.
[10/15/21 17:07:12] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:53:54 towards level 56.
[10/15/21 17:31:17] postikana walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:39 from level 49.
[10/15/21 17:42:13] JamCow ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:51:54 from level 56.
[10/15/21 18:11:17] kline spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! kline's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/15/21 18:51:19] KeboDK found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:34 towards level 51.
[10/15/21 19:24:34] runtime had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:07 towards level 46.
[10/15/21 19:33:42] JeDa's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! JeDa's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/15/21 19:43:53] hax404 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:18 towards level 55.
[10/15/21 20:12:02] The_Decryptor has dealt misha a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:07:49 is added to misha's clock.
[10/15/21 20:12:50] sheu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:45 towards level 57.
[10/15/21 20:18:36] buyoq was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:18:39 from level 48.
[10/15/21 20:32:03] Juan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:37 from level 48.
[10/15/21 21:18:32] JigmeDatse caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:56 towards level 51.
[10/15/21 22:22:38] buzzzzz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:35 towards level 55.
[10/15/21 22:34:07] keepermurph was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:40 towards level 47.
[10/15/21 23:32:30] Silvanus_Betrium bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:39 towards level 55.
[10/15/21 23:45:02] ukleinek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:16:27 from level 50.
[10/15/21 23:46:33] Kronan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:53:23 from level 50.
[10/15/21 23:47:27] _sh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:48 towards level 56.
[10/16/21 00:06:15] yano was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:38:05 from level 51.
[10/16/21 00:49:08] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:21 towards level 54.
[10/16/21 00:58:46] hdm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:33:24 towards level 56.
[10/16/21 01:00:31] bsleep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:12:23 towards level 55.
[10/16/21 01:03:26] Tor found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:39:29 towards level 56.
[10/16/21 01:18:10] xbill was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:01:59 towards level 57.
[10/16/21 01:27:45] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:31 towards level 17.
[10/16/21 02:34:40] Feoh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:23 towards level 45.
[10/16/21 03:16:47] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:07 towards level 53.
[10/16/21 03:23:45] iiriix gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:47:05 towards level 56.
[10/16/21 04:15:07] jjasghar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:52 towards level 51.
[10/16/21 04:16:29] Wolf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:35 towards level 56.
[10/16/21 06:47:06] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:10 towards level 55.
[10/16/21 06:51:21] Bkid caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:16 towards level 55.
[10/16/21 08:10:51] vegadark reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! vegadark's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/21 08:51:39] AlexS's charm ate a bolt of lightning! AlexS's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/21 09:02:17] Russell was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:02:11 from level 56.
[10/16/21 09:35:29] Kronan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:47 towards level 50.
[10/16/21 09:49:16] bg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:09 from level 55.
[10/16/21 13:17:12] talisein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:48 towards level 56.
[10/16/21 14:08:05] buzzzzz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:55:52 towards level 55.
[10/16/21 14:11:47] BUSY slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! BUSY's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/16/21 14:37:19] Acolarh burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Acolarh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/16/21 15:03:32] blabber found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:08 towards level 55.
[10/16/21 16:19:39] The_Decryptor found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:40 towards level 55.
[10/16/21 16:44:22] keepermurph met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:00:33 from level 47.
[10/16/21 17:10:15] Sombra met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:57:49 from level 56.
[10/16/21 17:12:24] edk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:23 towards level 56.
[10/16/21 17:16:49] Quack ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:48:46 from level 53.
[10/16/21 18:32:44] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:34:24 towards level 56.
[10/16/21 19:36:56] HeavyPodda hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:53 towards level 54.
[10/16/21 19:52:03] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:46:02 towards level 57.
[10/16/21 19:53:57] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:12:40 towards level 57.
[10/16/21 21:33:53] gegenschein hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:37 towards level 39.
[10/16/21 21:47:14] allo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:19 towards level 55.
[10/16/21 21:56:06] adamus1red tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:27 towards level 55.
[10/16/21 23:46:41] brycec has dealt chiastre a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:37:02 is added to chiastre's clock.
[10/17/21 00:06:08] nawcom spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! nawcom's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/21 00:39:14] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:02:48 towards level 56.
[10/17/21 00:45:36] A_Dragon has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:47:34 is added to pfoley's clock.
[10/17/21 00:47:27] TauPan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:17:12 from level 49.
[10/17/21 01:17:46] GilbertErik has dealt Yarosh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:38:12 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[10/17/21 01:39:12] MrMagoo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:15 towards level 41.
[10/17/21 02:04:47] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:27 towards level 57.
[10/17/21 03:18:07] jayvee ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:05:34 from level 56.
[10/17/21 05:07:22] Fenrik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:36:20 towards level 56.
[10/17/21 06:03:09] JeDa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:09 towards level 56.
[10/17/21 06:18:36] golgy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:50 towards level 55.
[10/17/21 08:46:06] zbe was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:43:29 from level 56.
[10/17/21 08:49:04] Svetland reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Svetland's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/21 09:08:13] Affliction walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:10:50 from level 57.
[10/17/21 09:16:36] JamCow was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:18:42 from level 56.
[10/17/21 09:30:57] Ankhers got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:48 towards level 55.
[10/17/21 09:31:06] Disruptor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:14:07 towards level 50.
[10/17/21 10:12:06] quantum_turtle bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:59 towards level 33.
[10/17/21 10:25:17] pyre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:25 towards level 55.
[10/17/21 11:01:21] Reilly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:07:21 from level 52.
[10/17/21 11:14:03] Aksej was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:20 towards level 41.
[10/17/21 11:34:24] HellSpawn was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:22 from level 51.
[10/17/21 12:03:21] AlexS was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:27:46 from level 55.
[10/17/21 13:23:38] Lenny_ ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:32:07 from level 50.
[10/17/21 14:22:50] kline was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:32:43 from level 56.
[10/17/21 14:34:22] The local wizard imbued HeavyPodda's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! HeavyPodda's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/21 15:05:10] style was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:43:55 from level 55.
[10/17/21 15:43:08] spex slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! spex's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/21 16:37:35] Phil got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:52:54 from level 55.
[10/17/21 16:58:47] The_Decryptor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:32 towards level 55.
[10/17/21 16:59:20] coding_monk's charm ate a bolt of lightning! coding_monk's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/21 17:39:13] talisein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:49 towards level 56.
[10/17/21 17:44:11] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:46 towards level 54.
[10/17/21 17:52:28] gdm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:23:02 towards level 55.
[10/17/21 17:59:08] chiastre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:24 towards level 52.
[10/17/21 18:13:23] VonToutCourt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:29 towards level 52.
[10/17/21 18:24:01] wille found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:53 towards level 52.
[10/17/21 18:35:40] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:30 towards level 57.
[10/17/21 18:42:38] Drin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Drin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/21 18:55:26] GilbertErik met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:26:30 from level 49.
[10/17/21 19:28:54] MELOONi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:55:58 towards level 55.
[10/17/21 19:30:00] theZoMBiE was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:01 from level 27.
[10/17/21 19:46:39] Yuhno got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:19:57 from level 56.
[10/17/21 20:54:23] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:31:01 towards level 56.
[10/17/21 21:49:43] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:03:20 towards level 57.
[10/17/21 22:02:18] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:54:58 towards level 57.
[10/17/21 22:03:10] damyan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:34:16 towards level 55.
[10/17/21 22:06:46] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:34 towards level 55.
[10/17/21 22:48:33] Andrio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:43:20 towards level 56.
[10/17/21 22:59:20] Plato hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:03 towards level 47.
[10/18/21 00:02:58] pfoley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:13:27 towards level 54.
[10/18/21 00:28:22] _sh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:48 from level 56.
[10/18/21 01:13:07] zifnab06 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:29 towards level 42.
[10/18/21 02:14:22] Chuck was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:27 towards level 51.
[10/18/21 02:53:38] Gerlo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:57 towards level 21.
[10/18/21 02:55:02] thornrag caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:59 towards level 53.
[10/18/21 03:15:03] talisein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:06 towards level 56.
[10/18/21 03:41:00] hax404 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:03:20 towards level 56.
[10/18/21 04:07:31] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:12:39 towards level 57.
[10/18/21 04:09:55] pwae has dealt blackroot a Critical Strike! 3 days, 11:16:05 is added to blackroot's clock.
[10/18/21 04:26:46] SCSi was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:49:49 from level 53.
[10/18/21 04:45:56] pwae's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pwae's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/21 04:54:06] Kritzefitz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:13 towards level 51.
[10/18/21 05:18:51] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:53 towards level 40.
[10/18/21 06:59:13] Russell has dealt VonToutCourt a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:47:13 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[10/18/21 07:04:29] Tenorman reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tenorman's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/21 08:15:54] adamus1red got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:31 towards level 55.
[10/18/21 08:22:25] Sombra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:14:47 towards level 56.
[10/18/21 08:27:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Feoh's tunic! Feoh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/21 08:36:46] Theleveler was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:38:18 from level 54.
[10/18/21 08:56:20] O[_] was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:33 from level 48.
[10/18/21 09:08:07] bsleep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:10 towards level 55.
[10/18/21 09:57:14] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:37 towards level 57.
[10/18/21 10:11:11] NorthCore had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:38 towards level 33.
[10/18/21 10:30:27] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:07 towards level 57.
[10/18/21 10:56:41] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:17 towards level 56.
[10/18/21 11:25:25] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:32 towards level 55.
[10/18/21 11:27:56] ukleinek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:23:26 from level 50.
[10/18/21 12:03:54] io got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:38 towards level 57.
[10/18/21 12:24:04] Kachin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:03 towards level 55.
[10/18/21 12:57:59] MetaNova has dealt Visse a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:53:47 is added to Visse's clock.
[10/18/21 13:32:18] VonToutCourt was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:48:52 from level 52.
[10/18/21 13:49:28] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:19:28 towards level 57.
[10/18/21 14:12:11] Iines was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:25:04 from level 57.
[10/18/21 14:13:53] womblecat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:09 towards level 49.
[10/18/21 14:43:02] Yuhno bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:25 towards level 56.
[10/18/21 15:10:07] VonToutCourt reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! VonToutCourt's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/21 15:22:07] CompanionCube met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:46:25 from level 55.
[10/18/21 16:19:10] Forud reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Forud's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/21 16:42:49] Bluedog was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:58:35 from level 55.
[10/18/21 17:53:14] MistahKel was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:16:17 from level 47.
[10/18/21 18:00:22] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:56:34 towards level 56.
[10/18/21 18:14:10] Pricey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:36 towards level 54.
[10/18/21 18:15:28] damyan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:19 towards level 55.
[10/18/21 18:26:06] VonToutCourt has dealt adamus1red a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:16:29 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[10/18/21 19:49:06] style was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:41:32 towards level 55.
[10/18/21 19:54:22] bg slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/18/21 19:58:14] sam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:44 from level 45.
[10/18/21 20:02:21] Arch ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:21:16 from level 51.
[10/18/21 20:05:43] Iines found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:39 towards level 57.
[10/18/21 20:26:14] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:02:54 towards level 56.
[10/18/21 20:32:21] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:00 towards level 54.
[10/18/21 20:42:50] dwfreed ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:53 from level 56.
[10/18/21 20:56:33] gegenschein was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:40 from level 40.
[10/18/21 21:21:05] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:13:17 towards level 55.
[10/18/21 21:21:29] Algernon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:17 from level 55.
[10/18/21 21:38:35] Khorne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:00 towards level 55.
[10/18/21 22:17:51] brycec had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:24 towards level 53.
[10/18/21 23:05:36] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:56 towards level 57.
[10/18/21 23:40:11] edk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:57:54 from level 56.
[10/19/21 01:11:20] hare was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:54:12 from level 49.
[10/19/21 01:12:23] Finley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:20:23 towards level 55.
[10/19/21 02:06:40] Feoh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:05 towards level 46.
[10/19/21 02:52:46] kptr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:54:55 from level 56.
[10/19/21 03:11:07] Iines was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:34:52 from level 57.
[10/19/21 04:09:14] canton7 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:06 towards level 55.
[10/19/21 04:25:37] coding_monk's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! coding_monk's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/19/21 04:27:11] Bkid found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:08:42 towards level 55.
[10/19/21 04:52:01] JackyB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:17:00 towards level 48.
[10/19/21 04:58:11] kline got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:28 from level 56.
[10/19/21 05:15:16] aqsd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:25 towards level 55.
[10/19/21 06:05:41] gradator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:42:08 towards level 56.
[10/19/21 06:17:31] buyoq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:19 towards level 48.
[10/19/21 06:20:14] NorthCore got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:16 from level 34.
[10/19/21 06:29:07] RanTanRan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:23 towards level 42.
[10/19/21 07:14:21] Svetland bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:07:13 towards level 52.
[10/19/21 07:23:41] tomhek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:49:59 from level 55.
[10/19/21 07:28:42] buzzzzz has dealt Algernon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:15:18 is added to Algernon's clock.
[10/19/21 07:44:48] Lnk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:34 towards level 57.
[10/19/21 08:28:54] pyre has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:42:39 is added to pfoley's clock.
[10/19/21 08:49:58] Mattusmindus ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:53:39 from level 45.
[10/19/21 08:59:50] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:23 towards level 47.
[10/19/21 09:07:37] blabber caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:59:26 towards level 56.
[10/19/21 10:02:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on wille's tunic! wille's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/21 10:02:33] Drin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Drin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/21 10:12:11] canton7 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:01 towards level 55.
[10/19/21 10:51:35] Yarosh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Yarosh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/21 11:39:38] kline was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:10 from level 56.
[10/19/21 12:14:57] adamus1red gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:19 towards level 55.
[10/19/21 12:17:34] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:39 towards level 55.
[10/19/21 12:32:21] soltys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:32 towards level 55.
[10/19/21 12:45:57] buzzzzz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:44:53 towards level 55.
[10/19/21 12:59:42] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:24 towards level 54.
[10/19/21 13:56:27] Tor found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:38 towards level 56.
[10/19/21 13:58:15] MetaNova found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:36:24 towards level 57.
[10/19/21 14:03:43] Hirion was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:52 from level 56.
[10/19/21 14:49:47] The_Decryptor's charm ate a bolt of lightning! The_Decryptor's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/21 14:57:49] CodeGeek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:26 towards level 57.
[10/19/21 15:10:15] The local wizard imbued sam's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sam's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/21 15:13:37] O[_] was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:10:13 from level 49.
[10/19/21 15:44:37] A_Dragon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:33 towards level 56.
[10/19/21 16:01:20] CompanionCube was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:05:51 from level 55.
[10/19/21 18:04:59] gegenschein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:26 towards level 41.
[10/19/21 18:06:05] Reilly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:28 towards level 52.
[10/19/21 18:47:28] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:56:41 towards level 54.
[10/19/21 19:43:34] buzel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:49 from level 56.
[10/19/21 19:44:52] gegenschein bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:19 towards level 41.
[10/19/21 20:08:01] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:55 towards level 47.
[10/19/21 20:27:11] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:06 towards level 54.
[10/19/21 21:42:47] The local wizard imbued Alarien's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Alarien's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/21 23:29:39] omero got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:54 towards level 51.
[10/20/21 00:18:24] io discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:56 towards level 57.
[10/20/21 00:42:53] style tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:57:55 towards level 55.
[10/20/21 01:31:51] style discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:41:59 towards level 55.
[10/20/21 02:55:33] Disruptor was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:58:22 from level 50.
[10/20/21 03:11:52] GyrosGeier's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! GyrosGeier's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/21 03:28:58] Puff ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:52:50 from level 56.
[10/20/21 04:27:49] zifnab06 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:00 towards level 42.
[10/20/21 04:34:53] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:18 towards level 57.
[10/20/21 04:59:25] io bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:54 towards level 57.
[10/20/21 05:35:59] CrashOverride caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:38 towards level 57.
[10/20/21 06:02:58] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:26 towards level 53.
[10/20/21 06:31:01] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:27:00 from level 57.
[10/20/21 06:34:53] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:39 towards level 57.
[10/20/21 06:35:02] womblecat's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! womblecat's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/21 06:38:57] pants's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pants's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/21 06:42:16] allo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:20 towards level 55.
[10/20/21 07:42:35] Tenedos bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:15 towards level 54.
[10/20/21 08:21:33] postikana found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:30 towards level 49.
[10/20/21 08:39:16] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:25:11 towards level 57.
[10/20/21 08:47:57] tswsl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:39:08 from level 57.
[10/20/21 09:22:25] MetaNova found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:23:25 towards level 57.
[10/20/21 10:07:25] The local wizard imbued Zaratustra's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Zaratustra's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/21 10:45:42] Affliction was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:44:39 from level 57.
[10/20/21 11:34:21] Finley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:14:50 towards level 55.
[10/20/21 12:52:22] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:02 towards level 52.
[10/20/21 14:51:59] aqsd was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:20:03 from level 55.
[10/20/21 15:12:09] Silvanus_Betrium found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:13 towards level 55.
[10/20/21 16:13:28] JackyB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:58 towards level 48.
[10/20/21 16:34:47] Plato found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:19 towards level 47.
[10/20/21 16:42:51] womblecat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:47 towards level 49.
[10/20/21 18:14:56] shikhin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:11 towards level 56.
[10/20/21 18:49:58] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:47 towards level 57.
[10/20/21 18:51:46] Platonides tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:11 towards level 56.
[10/20/21 18:53:19] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:46 towards level 50.
[10/20/21 19:00:21] Nechayev discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:09 towards level 54.
[10/20/21 19:14:12] cornfeedhobo was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:52:49 from level 51.
[10/20/21 19:32:09] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:59 towards level 56.
[10/20/21 19:33:18] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:17 towards level 54.
[10/20/21 19:43:08] Affliction ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:38:23 from level 57.
[10/20/21 20:02:06] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:32 towards level 53.
[10/20/21 20:58:18] soltys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:01:37 towards level 55.
[10/20/21 21:25:33] Haqur reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Haqur's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/21 21:41:03] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:20 towards level 46.
[10/20/21 22:09:18] talisein was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:55:18 from level 57.
[10/20/21 23:07:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Centrixx's tunic! Centrixx's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/21 00:08:29] Wolf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:30 towards level 56.
[10/21/21 01:11:34] SCSi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:17:59 towards level 53.
[10/21/21 01:26:55] Haqur found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:46 towards level 33.
[10/21/21 01:35:02] edk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:14:09 from level 57.
[10/21/21 02:05:44] Reilly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:58 towards level 52.
[10/21/21 02:29:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on starlink's tunic! starlink's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/21 02:44:07] Asara was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:46:58 from level 57.
[10/21/21 03:04:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pfoley's tunic! pfoley's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/21 03:12:09] Majak had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:14 towards level 55.
[10/21/21 03:32:50] kline's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kline's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/21 03:42:46] GyrosGeier was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:33:40 from level 56.
[10/21/21 03:42:49] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:11 towards level 57.
[10/21/21 03:49:14] Centrixx caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:06 towards level 56.
[10/21/21 03:55:03] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:32 towards level 57.
[10/21/21 04:22:08] A_Dragon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:22 towards level 56.
[10/21/21 04:59:58] starlink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:07:43 towards level 56.
[10/21/21 05:37:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Majak's tunic! Majak's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/21 05:53:15] BastelBot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:14 from level 56.
[10/21/21 07:36:58] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:11 towards level 56.
[10/21/21 08:41:59] Reilly has dealt _sh a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:21:05 is added to _sh's clock.
[10/21/21 09:01:48] Cirdan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:10:55 from level 55.
[10/21/21 09:09:59] MELOONi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:24 towards level 55.
[10/21/21 09:13:29] texke found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:23:49 towards level 56.
[10/21/21 09:23:49] scumola spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! scumola's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/21 10:38:25] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:31 towards level 49.
[10/21/21 10:58:44] zifnab06 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:30 towards level 43.
[10/21/21 11:46:57] GyrosGeier was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:48:36 towards level 56.
[10/21/21 11:50:12] rs's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! rs's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/21 12:09:30] Acolarh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:29 towards level 55.
[10/21/21 12:31:10] QinWentian's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! QinWentian's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/21 12:32:29] washclof bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:29 towards level 57.
[10/21/21 13:45:30] YeKong got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:11:28 from level 45.
[10/21/21 13:58:02] Destruia found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:18 towards level 53.
[10/21/21 15:22:28] Kritzefitz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:12:24 from level 51.
[10/21/21 15:45:30] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:54 towards level 46.
[10/21/21 16:40:17] Reilly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:59:52 towards level 53.
[10/21/21 17:01:36] gegenschein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:31 towards level 42.
[10/21/21 17:33:58] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:04 towards level 56.
[10/21/21 17:51:01] blabber got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:12:44 from level 56.
[10/21/21 18:21:34] Kritzefitz burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Kritzefitz's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/21 18:25:01] Syloq was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:34 towards level 55.
[10/21/21 18:37:34] bsleep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:20 towards level 55.
[10/21/21 19:14:17] Crazycatlady's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Crazycatlady's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/21 19:36:31] iiriix was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:06 towards level 56.
[10/21/21 20:11:44] Hirion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:58 towards level 56.
[10/21/21 20:57:08] Lnk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Lnk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/21 21:26:41] Susumurata was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:36 towards level 17.
[10/21/21 21:49:42] GilbertErik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:48 towards level 49.
[10/21/21 22:08:34] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:12:19 towards level 57.
[10/21/21 22:38:10] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:05 towards level 54.
[10/21/21 23:06:35] Yuhno had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:51:18 towards level 57.
[10/21/21 23:13:18] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:27 towards level 43.
[10/21/21 23:20:46] Majak tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:23 towards level 55.
[10/22/21 00:11:56] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:33 towards level 54.
[10/22/21 00:25:35] Bluedog was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:51:26 from level 55.
[10/22/21 00:28:18] Finley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:33 towards level 55.
[10/22/21 01:19:30] sky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:29:55 towards level 53.
[10/22/21 01:21:15] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:16 towards level 51.
[10/22/21 02:38:55] bananaboat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:35:07 from level 51.
[10/22/21 02:51:22] Nechayev found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:56 towards level 54.
[10/22/21 02:54:40] Cirdan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:09:11 from level 55.
[10/22/21 04:08:28] cremefresh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:04 towards level 56.
[10/22/21 04:56:46] Yarosh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Yarosh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/21 05:08:33] The local wizard imbued GilbertErik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GilbertErik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/21 05:09:33] Silvanus_Betrium had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:56 towards level 55.
[10/22/21 05:45:21] Susumurata hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:52 towards level 20.
[10/22/21 06:12:32] pyre was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:52:38 from level 56.
[10/22/21 06:41:44] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:22 towards level 46.
[10/22/21 06:50:25] StalkR was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:27 towards level 54.
[10/22/21 07:52:39] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:08 towards level 46.
[10/22/21 08:28:09] krin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:27:42 from level 54.
[10/22/21 08:41:30] pwae was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:48:19 from level 56.
[10/22/21 09:42:41] YeKong had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:43 towards level 45.
[10/22/21 10:12:44] Sherpard2 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:59:49 from level 55.
[10/22/21 10:38:37] Sherpard2 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:47:51 from level 55.
[10/22/21 11:12:43] TauPan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:36 towards level 50.
[10/22/21 11:28:34] ShiaLabeouf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:44:20 from level 54.
[10/22/21 11:29:28] Quack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:50 towards level 54.
[10/22/21 12:09:05] anarcat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:36:18 towards level 57.
[10/22/21 12:12:24] Jens fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:38:57 from level 55.
[10/22/21 13:37:22] starlink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:04 towards level 56.
[10/22/21 14:19:54] Hirion reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Hirion's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/21 14:37:49] RanTanRan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:32 towards level 43.
[10/22/21 15:02:21] blabber ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:53:56 from level 56.
[10/22/21 15:03:09] munkis had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:07 towards level 52.
[10/22/21 15:45:33] Destruia discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:15 towards level 53.
[10/22/21 16:47:51] Bkid has dealt gettu a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:48:44 is added to gettu's clock.
[10/22/21 16:51:19] TheSilentLink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:19 towards level 51.
[10/22/21 17:05:22] bg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:19:29 towards level 56.
[10/22/21 17:07:10] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:10 towards level 57.
[10/22/21 17:20:16] coding_monk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:00:37 towards level 52.
[10/22/21 18:24:22] edk's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! edk's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/22/21 19:07:28] gettu was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:24:39 from level 56.
[10/22/21 19:19:51] Kritzefitz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:23 towards level 51.
[10/22/21 19:50:52] CompanionCube hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:33 towards level 55.
[10/22/21 19:52:52] dwfreed met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:51:42 from level 57.
[10/22/21 20:22:29] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:12:33 towards level 57.
[10/22/21 21:33:15] dwfreed ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:19:56 from level 57.
[10/22/21 22:00:04] The local wizard imbued TauPan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TauPan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/21 22:20:50] Techman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:43:02 from level 55.
[10/22/21 22:22:03] yano fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:53 from level 51.
[10/22/21 22:31:28] Andrio got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:57:43 from level 56.
[10/22/21 23:09:39] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:52 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 00:32:08] jjasghar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:45 towards level 52.
[10/23/21 00:34:03] caeli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:36 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 03:13:21] damyan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:43:00 from level 55.
[10/23/21 04:05:05] el reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! el's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/21 04:15:19] buZz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:39:47 towards level 55.
[10/23/21 04:19:02] pants has dealt Svetland a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:49:03 is added to Svetland's clock.
[10/23/21 04:25:39] pztrn has dealt MrMagoo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:53:46 is added to MrMagoo's clock.
[10/23/21 05:36:29] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:52:47 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 06:53:01] krin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:38:23 towards level 54.
[10/23/21 07:40:11] zbe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:07:26 from level 56.
[10/23/21 07:47:55] bsleep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:51 towards level 55.
[10/23/21 07:58:44] Koffa was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:48:41 from level 55.
[10/23/21 09:12:05] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:11 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 09:33:27] bg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:50 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 09:42:05] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:43 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 10:01:51] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:12 towards level 52.
[10/23/21 10:09:46] Bkid was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:47:05 from level 56.
[10/23/21 10:16:06] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:51 towards level 55.
[10/23/21 10:34:54] meti was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:37:04 towards level 55.
[10/23/21 11:09:51] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:40:37 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 11:09:54] Sombra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:24 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 11:17:02] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:07:50 towards level 57.
[10/23/21 11:22:51] blackroot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:38:16 towards level 55.
[10/23/21 11:26:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on TheSilentLink's tunic! TheSilentLink's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/21 11:49:02] meti has dealt DownAndUp a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:37:40 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[10/23/21 11:58:36] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:53 towards level 33.
[10/23/21 12:47:29] womblecat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:19 towards level 50.
[10/23/21 13:24:31] tswsl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:23 towards level 57.
[10/23/21 13:54:03] GilbertErik met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:33 from level 49.
[10/23/21 14:18:54] buyoq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:45:14 towards level 49.
[10/23/21 14:37:32] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:53:43 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 14:49:14] jjasghar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:36:02 towards level 52.
[10/23/21 15:01:59] Algernon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:04:24 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 15:49:12] Sherpard2 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:07 towards level 55.
[10/23/21 15:58:44] Khorne got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:50:06 from level 56.
[10/23/21 16:13:18] Finley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:36:20 from level 55.
[10/23/21 17:18:36] blackroot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:43 towards level 55.
[10/23/21 17:29:42] RussellB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:02 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 18:03:21] chiastre burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! chiastre's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/21 18:20:12] mrmonday got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:14:44 from level 56.
[10/23/21 18:22:49] krin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:13:24 from level 54.
[10/23/21 18:25:26] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:49 towards level 55.
[10/23/21 18:30:18] pants hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:34:13 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 19:34:04] hockpa2e discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:37 towards level 54.
[10/23/21 20:17:04] Chuck bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:15:58 towards level 52.
[10/23/21 20:52:08] blabber was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:28:43 towards level 56.
[10/23/21 21:24:21] pfoley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:17 towards level 54.
[10/23/21 21:25:33] JackyB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:58:46 towards level 49.
[10/23/21 21:47:37] chiastre tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:19:14 towards level 53.
[10/24/21 00:02:51] Reilly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:51:17 towards level 53.
[10/24/21 00:15:18] Susumurata tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:02 towards level 28.
[10/24/21 00:23:08] Kritzefitz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kritzefitz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/21 00:56:32] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:11 towards level 54.
[10/24/21 01:31:51] Yarosh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:03 towards level 56.
[10/24/21 01:54:31] hiding caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:35 towards level 34.
[10/24/21 01:55:31] V was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:37:28 from level 57.
[10/24/21 02:19:07] Lenny_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:25 towards level 51.
[10/24/21 02:41:05] damyan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:11 towards level 55.
[10/24/21 03:07:40] hdm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:58 from level 56.
[10/24/21 03:10:49] Sorin has dealt Yuhno a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:22:09 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[10/24/21 04:18:17] tswsl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:07 towards level 57.
[10/24/21 05:01:16] MistahKel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:53:02 from level 48.
[10/24/21 05:47:37] BastelBot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:37:16 towards level 57.
[10/24/21 05:59:28] buzel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:19:42 towards level 57.
[10/24/21 06:01:22] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:49:24 towards level 58.
[10/24/21 06:27:54] GyrosGeier ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:37:07 from level 56.
[10/24/21 07:15:22] Tenorman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:06 towards level 54.
[10/24/21 07:58:00] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:11 towards level 54.
[10/24/21 08:05:47] texke tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:21:21 towards level 56.
[10/24/21 08:06:35] _sh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:52:40 from level 57.
[10/24/21 08:09:00] Syloq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:40:02 towards level 56.
[10/24/21 08:14:43] washclof was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:02 from level 57.
[10/24/21 08:26:15] sam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:01:55 from level 47.
[10/24/21 09:01:11] bg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:40:55 from level 56.
[10/24/21 10:29:31] canton7 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:46:53 from level 56.
[10/24/21 10:59:49] rs has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:43:12 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/24/21 11:42:42] pfoley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:08 towards level 54.
[10/24/21 11:43:27] ukleinek's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ukleinek's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/24/21 13:39:58] Lenny_ was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:33:32 from level 51.
[10/24/21 14:29:12] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:23 towards level 54.
[10/24/21 14:42:48] Lnk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:29 towards level 57.
[10/24/21 14:42:54] Paperclip caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:26 towards level 56.
[10/24/21 15:21:49] thornrag was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:21:04 from level 54.
[10/24/21 15:32:55] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:03 towards level 56.
[10/24/21 15:37:26] JackyB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:58 towards level 49.
[10/24/21 15:40:06] misha was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:14:02 from level 56.
[10/24/21 15:56:21] uovobw was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:06:06 towards level 56.
[10/24/21 16:08:57] HeavyPodda got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:54 towards level 55.
[10/24/21 16:31:32] Abe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:28:59 from level 53.
[10/24/21 16:54:51] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:45 towards level 56.
[10/24/21 17:10:03] bookworm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:20:29 towards level 56.
[10/24/21 17:25:06] Wam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:10 towards level 35.
[10/24/21 17:30:25] Lnk fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:24:14 from level 57.
[10/24/21 17:30:49] Chuck got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:52:31 towards level 52.
[10/24/21 17:43:37] caeli gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:35 towards level 56.
[10/24/21 19:33:44] sky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:13 towards level 53.
[10/24/21 19:48:07] BastelBot's charm ate a bolt of lightning! BastelBot's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/21 19:59:07] Ancalagon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:00 towards level 56.
[10/24/21 20:16:13] washclof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:36 towards level 57.
[10/24/21 20:35:32] Iines discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:59 towards level 57.
[10/24/21 21:23:52] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:51:54 towards level 54.
[10/24/21 21:59:11] hare found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:12 towards level 49.
[10/24/21 23:36:48] Paganel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:26 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 00:04:38] apb found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:07 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 00:28:34] Ancalagon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:10 from level 56.
[10/25/21 00:30:13] ShinobiChileno reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ShinobiChileno's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/21 01:54:45] Ancalagon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:26 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 02:17:32] Bkid spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Bkid's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/25/21 02:22:08] Alarien reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Alarien's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/21 02:41:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on crank's tunic! crank's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/21 03:38:31] chiastre slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! chiastre's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/25/21 03:43:14] kenyon fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:34:25 from level 56.
[10/25/21 03:46:00] sky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:45 towards level 53.
[10/25/21 04:17:36] canton7 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:01:30 from level 56.
[10/25/21 05:02:56] Andrio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:52:47 from level 56.
[10/25/21 05:03:50] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:47 towards level 55.
[10/25/21 06:14:18] allo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:18 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 06:38:52] RussellB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:12 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 06:49:30] StalkR caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:38:57 towards level 55.
[10/25/21 07:58:00] MetaNova was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:07:48 from level 57.
[10/25/21 08:05:04] cornfeedhobo has dealt SCSi a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:14:37 is added to SCSi's clock.
[10/25/21 09:02:04] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:43 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 09:41:43] "\@_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:21:21 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 09:56:09] Majak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:20:45 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 10:47:46] Faradome found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:16 towards level 52.
[10/25/21 11:30:34] bookworm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:17 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 11:37:57] Svetland found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:48:05 towards level 53.
[10/25/21 11:50:08] Hirion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:42 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 12:25:15] TimWolla found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:32:21 towards level 57.
[10/25/21 13:13:13] joek1337 has dealt gildarts a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:01:40 is added to gildarts's clock.
[10/25/21 14:08:01] hare tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:46 towards level 49.
[10/25/21 14:34:18] ChowderKeg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:22:51 towards level 58.
[10/25/21 16:19:23] CompanionCube's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CompanionCube's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/21 16:46:32] laama caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:36:04 towards level 57.
[10/25/21 20:28:07] aqsd found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:00:33 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 20:48:47] buyoq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:05 towards level 49.
[10/25/21 21:13:16] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:00:01 towards level 52.
[10/25/21 21:14:25] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:41:34 towards level 55.
[10/25/21 21:55:24] "\@_'s amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! "\@_'s amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/21 22:00:40] cfjk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:45:37 from level 48.
[10/25/21 22:01:16] anarcat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:48:48 from level 57.
[10/25/21 23:08:31] style was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:25:29 from level 55.
[10/25/21 23:09:19] canton7 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:13:20 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 23:17:06] Way discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:58:07 towards level 50.
[10/26/21 00:23:41] gradator was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:29:58 from level 56.
[10/26/21 00:33:12] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:54 towards level 53.
[10/26/21 00:43:57] Alesia caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:07 towards level 33.
[10/26/21 02:30:08] Tenorman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:19 towards level 54.
[10/26/21 04:26:08] Plato's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Plato's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/21 04:29:51] ToHellWithGA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:42 towards level 56.
[10/26/21 04:50:33] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:17 towards level 57.
[10/26/21 05:06:13] hdm has dealt Mattusmindus a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:32:30 is added to Mattusmindus's clock.
[10/26/21 05:21:07] chiastre was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:40:24 from level 53.
[10/26/21 05:21:16] buzzzzz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:39 towards level 55.
[10/26/21 05:51:46] el met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:38:08 from level 57.
[10/26/21 06:00:57] Sokar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:04:34 towards level 57.
[10/26/21 06:56:56] Russell got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:46:28 towards level 57.
[10/26/21 07:00:51] coding_monk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:27:19 towards level 52.
[10/26/21 07:20:19] pfoley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:59:13 from level 54.
[10/26/21 09:27:16] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:16:44 towards level 55.
[10/26/21 09:52:10] Wolf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:39:52 towards level 57.
[10/26/21 10:06:52] Drin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:40 towards level 54.
[10/26/21 10:12:11] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:28 towards level 57.
[10/26/21 10:43:11] Platonides was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:06:06 towards level 57.
[10/26/21 10:57:32] Andrio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:18:23 from level 56.
[10/26/21 11:12:29] sc was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:19:18 from level 57.
[10/26/21 11:40:52] meti was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:20:04 towards level 55.
[10/26/21 11:50:43] heisenbug ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:11:52 from level 57.
[10/26/21 12:28:45] misha has dealt HeavyPodda a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:17:14 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[10/26/21 13:05:46] sid3windr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:11:56 from level 56.
[10/26/21 13:07:31] Plato tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:16:22 towards level 48.
[10/26/21 14:38:21] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:52 towards level 57.
[10/26/21 14:58:55] style gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:58:11 towards level 55.
[10/26/21 15:09:51] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:34 towards level 54.
[10/26/21 15:23:33] PiotrekD tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:03 towards level 53.
[10/26/21 16:16:41] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:32:03 towards level 55.
[10/26/21 17:13:04] Susumurata had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:48 towards level 32.
[10/26/21 17:52:21] Kritzefitz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:01:18 towards level 52.
[10/26/21 18:23:09] SCSi ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:06:22 from level 54.
[10/26/21 18:34:57] hax404 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:01 towards level 56.
[10/26/21 18:54:15] Way hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:36:44 towards level 50.
[10/26/21 19:30:07] soul got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:31 towards level 30.
[10/26/21 19:39:24] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:36:22 towards level 57.
[10/26/21 20:37:26] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:56:44 towards level 55.
[10/26/21 20:37:33] bg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:54 towards level 56.
[10/26/21 20:48:56] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:47 towards level 57.
[10/26/21 20:54:49] washclof was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:06 towards level 57.
[10/26/21 21:14:34] Thorael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:14 towards level 56.
[10/26/21 21:29:38] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:13 towards level 57.
[10/26/21 21:40:46] Hirion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:55 towards level 56.
[10/26/21 21:59:53] Asara tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:44 towards level 57.
[10/26/21 22:28:02] bagels met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:10:55 from level 53.
[10/26/21 22:54:24] Algernon met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:12:12 from level 56.
[10/26/21 23:46:50] Lnk's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Lnk's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/27/21 00:01:35] Alarien bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:26 towards level 55.
[10/27/21 01:05:23] Syloq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:31:54 towards level 56.
[10/27/21 01:13:55] d4n13L was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:38:08 towards level 55.
[10/27/21 01:34:20] MadMan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:25 towards level 55.
[10/27/21 01:47:40] jacob1's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jacob1's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/21 03:44:21] Sergio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:18 towards level 55.
[10/27/21 04:07:14] Khorne has dealt soltys a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:40:41 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/27/21 04:48:41] GilbertErik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:15 towards level 50.
[10/27/21 05:25:24] eising tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:22 towards level 57.
[10/27/21 06:50:44] Bkid got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:02:40 from level 56.
[10/27/21 07:01:37] MELOONi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:50 towards level 55.
[10/27/21 08:00:48] RussellB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:34 towards level 56.
[10/27/21 08:26:53] Asara was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:49:29 from level 58.
[10/27/21 09:10:04] soltys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:00:30 towards level 56.
[10/27/21 09:29:57] gdm met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:25:05 from level 55.
[10/27/21 09:43:21] edk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:15:15 towards level 57.
[10/27/21 09:43:42] hiding was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:02 towards level 37.
[10/27/21 09:52:02] RussellB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:15 towards level 56.
[10/27/21 10:26:45] mrmonday's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! mrmonday's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/21 10:45:52] starlink met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:24 from level 56.
[10/27/21 10:48:16] hockpa2e ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:06 from level 54.
[10/27/21 11:01:58] MistahKel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:51 from level 49.
[10/27/21 11:07:56] bsleep tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:47:05 towards level 56.
[10/27/21 11:47:55] Bluedog ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:29:30 from level 55.
[10/27/21 11:58:36] Gerlo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:52 towards level 37.
[10/27/21 12:09:37] Acolarh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:22:57 from level 56.
[10/27/21 12:52:10] d4n13L was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:08:45 from level 55.
[10/27/21 13:13:45] misha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:56 towards level 56.
[10/27/21 13:23:32] muirrum was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:28 from level 30.
[10/27/21 13:51:01] womblecat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:23 towards level 50.
[10/27/21 14:33:54] sid3windr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:09:53 towards level 56.
[10/27/21 14:34:36] cremefresh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:04:05 from level 57.
[10/27/21 14:35:39] The local wizard imbued GilbertErik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GilbertErik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/21 14:47:57] hare was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:23:17 towards level 50.
[10/27/21 14:58:08] Asara was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:20:48 from level 58.
[10/27/21 15:02:36] Kangie's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kangie's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/21 15:58:21] cornfeedhobo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:48 from level 52.
[10/27/21 16:04:04] Quack gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:54:42 towards level 54.
[10/27/21 16:51:50] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:27:44 towards level 56.
[10/27/21 17:02:56] StalkR found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:55 towards level 55.
[10/27/21 17:03:41] RussellB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:17 towards level 56.
[10/27/21 17:23:18] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:16 towards level 54.
[10/27/21 17:33:47] Pinkman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:03 towards level 23.
[10/27/21 17:44:46] thornrag's charm ate a bolt of lightning! thornrag's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/21 18:15:37] Cirdan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:35 towards level 55.
[10/27/21 19:58:38] pyre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:13:29 towards level 56.
[10/27/21 20:02:21] texke was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:59 towards level 56.
[10/27/21 20:39:07] xbill gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:59:18 towards level 57.
[10/27/21 21:24:36] JayRandom got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:05 towards level 12.
[10/27/21 21:57:36] buyoq reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! buyoq's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/21 22:16:41] Kangie was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:21 towards level 30.
[10/27/21 22:21:26] misha met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:57:26 from level 57.
[10/27/21 22:46:38] Alesia ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:27 from level 34.
[10/27/21 22:54:33] Susumurata discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:19 towards level 34.
[10/27/21 23:00:49] Kronan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:29 towards level 51.
[10/27/21 23:29:31] _sh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! _sh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/21 00:03:17] PiotrekD found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:58 towards level 53.
[10/28/21 00:08:36] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:07 towards level 50.
[10/28/21 00:12:40] kline got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:00:11 towards level 57.
[10/28/21 00:54:24] bagels found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:06 towards level 53.
[10/28/21 01:33:07] PiotrekD ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:16:55 from level 53.
[10/28/21 02:02:39] SCSi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:44:21 towards level 54.
[10/28/21 02:36:19] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:25 towards level 50.
[10/28/21 02:37:59] gdm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:46:56 from level 55.
[10/28/21 02:44:57] Visse found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:20 towards level 44.
[10/28/21 02:47:40] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:22:58 towards level 55.
[10/28/21 03:10:20] The_Decryptor was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:14:38 towards level 56.
[10/28/21 03:36:12] allo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:14:44 from level 56.
[10/28/21 03:38:37] Chuck was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:14 towards level 52.
[10/28/21 04:20:54] Alys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:36 towards level 46.
[10/28/21 04:24:34] Pricey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:01 towards level 55.
[10/28/21 05:30:06] Lnk met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:52:57 from level 58.
[10/28/21 05:48:12] bobvador caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:23:12 towards level 54.
[10/28/21 06:19:15] Pricey got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:01:55 from level 55.
[10/28/21 06:57:38] Asara was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:36:31 towards level 58.
[10/28/21 07:02:48] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:43:39 towards level 56.
[10/28/21 07:07:16] PiotrekD tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:23 towards level 53.
[10/28/21 07:35:19] bloodElk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:51 from level 33.
[10/28/21 08:26:30] BastelBot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:15:02 from level 57.
[10/28/21 08:35:11] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:19 towards level 57.
[10/28/21 08:44:49] SCSi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:56:05 towards level 54.
[10/28/21 09:36:47] sky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:01:49 towards level 54.
[10/28/21 10:03:38] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:59:58 towards level 58.
[10/28/21 10:22:17] tmberg's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tmberg's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/21 10:40:42] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:01:01 towards level 57.
[10/28/21 11:02:40] Kangie was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:32 from level 31.
[10/28/21 11:44:40] HeavyPodda was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:50:53 from level 55.
[10/28/21 12:13:31] Covid-19 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:53:02 from level 55.
[10/28/21 12:14:58] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:38 towards level 56.
[10/28/21 12:55:39] Reilly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:31 towards level 53.
[10/28/21 13:38:11] el bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:23 towards level 57.
[10/28/21 14:00:50] di0nysus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:58 towards level 21.
[10/28/21 14:07:12] Sherpard2 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:44:07 towards level 56.
[10/28/21 14:24:49] Drin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Drin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/21 14:36:36] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:16:27 towards level 55.
[10/28/21 15:07:33] pfoley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:43 towards level 54.
[10/28/21 16:28:26] krin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:56:23 towards level 54.
[10/28/21 17:02:15] The local wizard imbued Lord255's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Lord255's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/21 17:03:15] scumola fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:46:18 from level 49.
[10/28/21 17:04:12] d4n13L's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! d4n13L's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/21 17:51:25] Lnk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:15:57 towards level 58.
[10/28/21 18:01:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pants's tunic! pants's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/21 18:20:11] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:36:06 towards level 58.
[10/28/21 18:29:31] JoeK reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JoeK's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/21 21:16:06] The local wizard imbued JigmeDatse's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JigmeDatse's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/21 21:49:58] Jens was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:17 from level 55.
[10/28/21 23:24:56] Tenorman's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Tenorman's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/21 23:29:42] VonToutCourt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:30 towards level 53.
[10/28/21 23:49:03] brycec ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:35 from level 54.
[10/28/21 23:55:49] CrashOverride burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CrashOverride's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/29/21 00:51:51] omero was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:10:08 from level 52.
[10/29/21 01:00:35] Affliction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:17:31 towards level 57.
[10/29/21 01:40:15] Alarien found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:33 towards level 55.
[10/29/21 01:42:13] washclof caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:48:34 towards level 58.
[10/29/21 01:44:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Thorael's tunic! Thorael's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/21 01:45:10] Centrixx has dealt zifnab06 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:38:59 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[10/29/21 02:01:25] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:18:04 towards level 57.
[10/29/21 02:04:56] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:14:57 towards level 57.
[10/29/21 02:46:10] cremefresh ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:17:19 from level 57.
[10/29/21 03:39:18] Pinkman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:20 towards level 28.
[10/29/21 04:27:15] cremefresh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:59 towards level 57.
[10/29/21 04:31:43] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:58 towards level 56.
[10/29/21 04:34:23] krin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:53 towards level 54.
[10/29/21 04:39:36] Sombra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:17:06 towards level 57.
[10/29/21 04:59:40] io discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:16:06 towards level 58.
[10/29/21 05:14:40] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:10:26 towards level 56.
[10/29/21 05:26:40] gdm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:01 towards level 55.
[10/29/21 05:39:59] adamus1red reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! adamus1red's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/21 06:34:54] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:26 towards level 52.
[10/29/21 07:09:13] gildarts got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:57:20 towards level 56.
[10/29/21 07:15:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cornfeedhobo's tunic! cornfeedhobo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/21 07:21:52] bsleep's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bsleep's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/21 07:34:30] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:10:27 towards level 57.
[10/29/21 08:08:10] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:03 towards level 52.
[10/29/21 08:10:50] Khorne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:26 towards level 56.
[10/29/21 08:26:20] Chuck walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:02 from level 52.
[10/29/21 08:30:33] bagels discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:10 towards level 53.
[10/29/21 08:59:33] Togra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:28:39 towards level 55.
[10/29/21 09:31:51] JackyB was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:50:32 from level 50.
[10/29/21 09:38:07] canton7's charm ate a bolt of lightning! canton7's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/21 10:00:51] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:49:03 towards level 54.
[10/29/21 10:01:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on elf's tunic! elf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/21 11:26:36] soltys was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:52:13 from level 56.
[10/29/21 12:09:06] SCSi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:38:57 towards level 54.
[10/29/21 12:24:10] Yuhno tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:51 towards level 57.
[10/29/21 12:30:27] caeli discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:48:48 towards level 57.
[10/29/21 13:32:19] Visse got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:48 towards level 44.
[10/29/21 13:58:09] CompanionCube walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:04:38 from level 56.
[10/29/21 13:58:15] vegadark was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:41:24 from level 57.
[10/29/21 14:18:41] blackroot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:40:29 from level 55.
[10/29/21 14:31:02] MistahKel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:55:39 towards level 49.
[10/29/21 15:28:32] Tor tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:36:59 towards level 57.
[10/29/21 15:38:52] Finley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:00:23 towards level 56.
[10/29/21 15:42:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on muirrum's tunic! muirrum's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/21 17:01:40] Nysdar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:12:14 towards level 57.
[10/29/21 17:16:36] bg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:37 towards level 56.
[10/29/21 17:17:51] Yarosh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:05 from level 56.
[10/29/21 17:24:55] Cirdan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:59:23 towards level 56.
[10/29/21 17:53:07] Centrixx found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:35:27 towards level 57.
[10/29/21 18:45:09] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:21:23 towards level 56.
[10/29/21 19:34:23] JeDa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:28:30 towards level 57.
[10/29/21 20:13:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Mattusmindus's tunic! Mattusmindus's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/21 20:30:04] Disruptor was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:12 towards level 51.
[10/29/21 21:34:27] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:38 towards level 52.
[10/29/21 21:44:17] blabber was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:14:18 from level 56.
[10/29/21 21:53:43] Geoff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:55 towards level 52.
[10/29/21 22:04:03] Affliction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:04:49 towards level 57.
[10/29/21 22:14:32] Chuck got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:50 towards level 52.
[10/29/21 23:00:54] bobvador discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:59:35 towards level 54.
[10/29/21 23:37:31] spex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:47 towards level 56.
[10/30/21 01:22:55] buZz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:48 towards level 55.
[10/30/21 01:59:41] texke got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:50 towards level 56.
[10/30/21 02:10:55] Sokar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:36:54 towards level 57.
[10/30/21 02:20:46] Fenrik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:20 towards level 56.
[10/30/21 02:36:29] omero found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:37 towards level 52.
[10/30/21 02:48:58] Kronan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:18:27 from level 51.
[10/30/21 03:06:10] JackyB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:55 towards level 50.
[10/30/21 03:32:27] gildarts hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:52 towards level 56.
[10/30/21 03:40:56] vegadark caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:36:08 towards level 57.
[10/30/21 03:47:15] laama caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:12:37 towards level 57.
[10/30/21 04:53:10] nawcom has dealt bsleep a Critical Strike! 3 days, 20:21:48 is added to bsleep's clock.
[10/30/21 05:17:45] Tangles was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:50 from level 48.
[10/30/21 05:30:24] chiastre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:20 towards level 53.
[10/30/21 06:15:39] bananaboat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bananaboat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/21 06:23:04] drahthaar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:15:37 towards level 58.
[10/30/21 07:11:44] texke was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:14 towards level 56.
[10/30/21 07:21:34] Lnk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:15:37 towards level 58.
[10/30/21 07:38:40] nawcom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:26 towards level 53.
[10/30/21 07:47:51] blabber has dealt mrmonday a Critical Strike! 4 days, 20:13:34 is added to mrmonday's clock.
[10/30/21 08:07:37] allo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:23 towards level 56.
[10/30/21 08:21:12] adamus1red was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:50:53 towards level 56.
[10/30/21 08:30:21] meti had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:21 towards level 55.
[10/30/21 09:05:18] QinWentian met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:24:17 from level 46.
[10/30/21 09:54:16] rs hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:50 towards level 55.
[10/30/21 10:35:38] Russell tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:29 towards level 57.
[10/30/21 10:52:11] io met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:21:33 from level 58.
[10/30/21 11:50:37] ToHellWithGA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:55:56 towards level 57.
[10/30/21 12:19:01] Destruia gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:00 towards level 54.
[10/30/21 12:22:46] Thorael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:22 towards level 56.
[10/30/21 13:34:51] talisein's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! talisein's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/21 13:37:52] Kangie was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:47 from level 34.
[10/30/21 13:58:29] The local wizard imbued cremefresh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cremefresh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/21 15:31:10] Hirion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:46:03 towards level 57.
[10/30/21 16:29:22] TimWolla found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:17:45 towards level 57.
[10/30/21 16:56:49] Sherpard2 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:42 towards level 56.
[10/30/21 16:59:41] omero's charm ate a bolt of lightning! omero's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/21 17:30:45] Hirion was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:26:05 from level 57.
[10/30/21 17:30:45] meti has dealt Sokar a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:07:04 is added to Sokar's clock.
[10/30/21 17:59:06] pfoley was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:22:16 from level 54.
[10/30/21 18:55:31] Notir's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Notir's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/30/21 19:05:58] Majak hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:28:44 towards level 56.
[10/30/21 19:37:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on iiriix's tunic! iiriix's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/21 20:03:47] spex was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:47:17 from level 56.
[10/30/21 20:39:09] crysis was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:25:44 from level 54.
[10/30/21 21:38:47] tomhek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:34:24 from level 56.
[10/30/21 21:48:41] sam fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:53:54 from level 48.
[10/30/21 22:08:39] quantum_turtle walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:29 from level 41.
[10/30/21 22:47:16] BastelBot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:47:14 from level 57.
[10/30/21 23:17:31] MetaNova found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:46:05 towards level 57.
[10/30/21 23:33:04] crank walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:09:52 from level 57.
[10/30/21 23:54:00] buzel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:35:21 from level 57.
[10/31/21 00:02:58] Crazycatlady got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:57 towards level 56.
[10/31/21 00:34:56] Mattusmindus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:00 towards level 47.
[10/31/21 00:37:38] JigmeDatse bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:36 towards level 52.
[10/31/21 00:59:18] MetaNova hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:36 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 01:04:22] tomhek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tomhek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/21 01:07:10] MadMan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:13:12 from level 56.
[10/31/21 03:37:49] Kachin ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:29:42 from level 56.
[10/31/21 04:21:13] crysis ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:43:23 from level 54.
[10/31/21 04:42:58] The local wizard imbued kptr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kptr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/21 04:55:18] Ankhers fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:27:13 from level 56.
[10/31/21 05:32:35] The local wizard imbued sc's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sc's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/21 05:42:16] misha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:21:43 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 06:02:33] RussellB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:39:13 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 06:06:01] Forud's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Forud's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/21 06:13:47] allo was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:15:40 from level 57.
[10/31/21 06:17:18] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:03 towards level 52.
[10/31/21 06:26:14] Way was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:51 towards level 51.
[10/31/21 07:04:24] pfoley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:25 towards level 54.
[10/31/21 08:56:08] Arch was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:40 towards level 52.
[10/31/21 09:09:38] Geoff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:10:24 towards level 52.
[10/31/21 09:20:23] Feoh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:09 towards level 48.
[10/31/21 09:29:34] edk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:59:14 from level 57.
[10/31/21 10:00:17] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:58 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 10:59:37] buyoq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:48 towards level 50.
[10/31/21 11:25:15] laama had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:07:41 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 13:08:03] Platonides hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:38 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 13:13:43] Andrio met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:16 from level 56.
[10/31/21 13:36:45] Tangles hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:21 towards level 48.
[10/31/21 15:26:27] rawgreaze found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:43 towards level 45.
[10/31/21 15:53:36] Destruia spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Destruia's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/31/21 16:48:56] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:27 towards level 54.
[10/31/21 17:06:33] cadfael got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:59 from level 22.
[10/31/21 17:14:25] soltys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:31:50 towards level 56.
[10/31/21 17:45:01] pants was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:24:17 from level 56.
[10/31/21 19:56:15] JamCow was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:05:42 from level 56.
[10/31/21 20:04:38] Puff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:25:01 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 20:13:45] The local wizard imbued Acolarh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Acolarh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/21 21:18:27] Centrixx was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:35:54 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 21:44:23] Geoff was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:08:16 from level 52.
[10/31/21 22:08:49] Sokar was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:05:22 from level 57.
[10/31/21 22:10:50] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:18 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 22:10:53] pztrn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:38:10 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 22:18:45] The local wizard imbued "\@_'s pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! "\@_'s set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/21 22:30:27] V was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:09:52 from level 57.
[10/31/21 22:40:04] Tenedos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:51 towards level 54.
[10/31/21 22:53:43] pants found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:54 towards level 56.
[10/31/21 23:01:15] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:02:31 towards level 55.
[10/31/21 23:05:37] Hirion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:23 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 23:32:45] BastelBot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:00 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 23:34:16] Paperclip was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:24 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 23:38:55] Sombra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:57:38 towards level 57.
[10/31/21 23:41:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Acolarh's tunic! Acolarh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/21 00:05:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pyre's tunic! pyre's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/21 00:46:06] Silvanus_Betrium bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:30:03 towards level 56.
[11/01/21 00:52:16] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:20 towards level 54.
[11/01/21 01:16:09] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:47 towards level 52.
[11/01/21 01:16:12] Alarien found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:34 towards level 55.
[11/01/21 02:01:18] ChowderKeg has dealt TheSilentLink a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:12:14 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[11/01/21 02:31:27] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:59:30 towards level 55.
[11/01/21 02:43:32] Drin was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:26:49 from level 54.
[11/01/21 03:44:03] Melon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:22 towards level 19.
[11/01/21 03:53:44] Aksej found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:11 towards level 45.
[11/01/21 04:31:08] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:08 towards level 58.
[11/01/21 04:40:19] Fehu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:48 towards level 30.
[11/01/21 04:52:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on rawgreaze's tunic! rawgreaze's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/21 05:44:40] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:30:58 towards level 57.
[11/01/21 05:49:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Psilocybe's tunic! Psilocybe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/21 06:08:31] Kronan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:22 towards level 51.
[11/01/21 06:11:20] buzel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:44 towards level 57.
[11/01/21 06:13:47] tomhek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:32:12 from level 56.
[11/01/21 06:14:05] Gerlo met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:47 from level 40.
[11/01/21 06:35:50] nyuszika7h bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:25:47 towards level 56.
[11/01/21 07:32:54] pztrn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:28 towards level 57.
[11/01/21 07:43:14] Arch found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:26 towards level 52.
[11/01/21 08:28:47] Psilocybe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:21:41 towards level 56.
[11/01/21 08:52:41] Tor ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:21:40 from level 57.
[11/01/21 09:29:36] spex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:07 towards level 56.
[11/01/21 10:10:35] texke was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:11 towards level 56.
[11/01/21 10:47:57] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:54:44 towards level 58.
[11/01/21 12:15:33] Tenorman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:44:41 towards level 55.
[11/01/21 12:41:06] heisenbug ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:09:26 from level 57.
[11/01/21 12:41:57] Destruia found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:16 towards level 54.
[11/01/21 12:56:33] Lnk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:06:14 towards level 58.
[11/01/21 13:03:59] damyan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:46:20 towards level 56.
[11/01/21 13:57:50] coding_monk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:59 towards level 53.
[11/01/21 13:58:59] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:20 towards level 57.
[11/01/21 14:53:07] DownAndUp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:05 towards level 53.
[11/01/21 14:58:11] pyre found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:06 towards level 56.
[11/01/21 15:18:24] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:49 towards level 52.
[11/01/21 16:27:26] Bkid gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:02:15 towards level 56.
[11/01/21 16:47:24] Destruia gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:50 towards level 54.
[11/01/21 16:51:58] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:54 towards level 56.
[11/01/21 17:19:52] nya burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! nya's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/21 17:43:54] Affliction ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:21:47 from level 57.
[11/01/21 17:49:25] Paganel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:03:37 towards level 57.
[11/01/21 18:12:59] nyuszika7h found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:59:58 towards level 56.
[11/01/21 18:24:07] di0nysus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:37 towards level 33.
[11/01/21 19:57:06] StalkR found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:55 towards level 55.
[11/01/21 20:14:27] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:36 towards level 57.
[11/01/21 20:34:19] freeboson was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:53:13 from level 53.
[11/01/21 21:27:09] texke ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:32 from level 56.
[11/01/21 21:34:53] Ankhers was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:38:00 from level 56.
[11/01/21 23:08:16] mordac's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! mordac's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/21 00:03:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Destruia's tunic! Destruia's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/21 00:06:43] starlink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:47 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 00:07:58] Centrixx gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:31 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 00:08:19] Susumurata's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Susumurata's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/21 01:12:05] thornrag fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:27:52 from level 55.
[11/02/21 01:27:20] bsleep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:09:24 towards level 56.
[11/02/21 01:29:02] Theleveler had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:01 towards level 54.
[11/02/21 01:49:45] kptr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:27:07 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 02:23:46] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:39:54 towards level 56.
[11/02/21 03:06:04] Wolf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:16:03 from level 57.
[11/02/21 04:48:17] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:14 towards level 56.
[11/02/21 05:48:20] Quack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:08 towards level 54.
[11/02/21 06:24:25] omero was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:53 from level 52.
[11/02/21 06:38:03] Togra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:30 towards level 55.
[11/02/21 06:45:01] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:07:18 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 07:05:50] blackroot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:22:21 from level 55.
[11/02/21 07:44:46] pztrn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:28 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 08:29:40] yano has dealt JigmeDatse a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:54:34 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[11/02/21 08:51:42] Sokar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:15:14 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 09:33:02] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:08:11 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 10:30:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kronan's tunic! Kronan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/21 10:55:50] _sh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:07 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 10:55:56] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:01 towards level 56.
[11/02/21 11:26:14] Mattusmindus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:18 towards level 48.
[11/02/21 12:18:59] womblecat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:19 towards level 51.
[11/02/21 12:25:48] _sh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:04 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 13:53:39] BastelBot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:33 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 14:02:08] TauPan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:31 towards level 50.
[11/02/21 15:38:49] cadfael's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! cadfael's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/21 16:10:32] Thorael has dealt Alesia a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:48:54 is added to Alesia's clock.
[11/02/21 16:33:53] Alesia was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:49 towards level 36.
[11/02/21 16:39:09] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:39 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 16:46:57] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:02:44 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 17:14:08] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:01 towards level 50.
[11/02/21 17:16:39] Platonides ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:17:02 from level 57.
[11/02/21 17:26:10] sheu ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:41:19 from level 58.
[11/02/21 17:37:45] tsr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:16 towards level 51.
[11/02/21 17:45:17] tswsl was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:40:46 from level 58.
[11/02/21 18:10:58] Notir was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:06:39 from level 55.
[11/02/21 18:14:19] Faradome got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:59:28 from level 53.
[11/02/21 18:19:45] damyan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:19 towards level 56.
[11/02/21 18:22:55] KindOne was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:21:20 from level 54.
[11/02/21 19:14:18] Chuck found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:08 towards level 53.
[11/02/21 19:41:32] hdm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! hdm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/21 19:52:49] bsleep met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:15:17 from level 56.
[11/02/21 20:08:28] The local wizard imbued shikhin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! shikhin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/21 20:11:14] Wam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:53 towards level 39.
[11/02/21 20:11:59] allo was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:49:43 from level 57.
[11/02/21 20:43:35] tsr was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:41:51 from level 51.
[11/02/21 20:46:59] Scorpio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:59 towards level 28.
[11/02/21 20:55:37] buyoq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buyoq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/21 21:30:33] tswsl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:07:59 towards level 58.
[11/02/21 22:28:54] Yuhno found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:49:56 towards level 58.
[11/02/21 23:02:45] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:20:13 towards level 57.
[11/02/21 23:06:13] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:25 towards level 58.
[11/02/21 23:41:53] Mattusmindus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:49 towards level 48.
[11/03/21 00:32:40] Notir met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:00:02 from level 55.
[11/03/21 01:12:20] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:08 towards level 53.
[11/03/21 02:24:21] hdm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:18 from level 57.
[11/03/21 02:28:22] Ancalagon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:41:56 from level 57.
[11/03/21 03:06:35] Alarien had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:10 towards level 56.
[11/03/21 03:19:14] iiriix burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! iiriix's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/03/21 04:02:55] talisein had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:38 towards level 57.
[11/03/21 04:03:38] freeboson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:43:36 towards level 53.
[11/03/21 04:48:02] adamus1red discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:31 towards level 56.
[11/03/21 05:43:05] tomhek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:23 towards level 56.
[11/03/21 06:11:59] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:03 towards level 57.
[11/03/21 06:12:38] MetaNova fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:03:46 from level 58.
[11/03/21 06:41:44] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:20 towards level 56.
[11/03/21 06:47:54] Sorin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:04 towards level 52.
[11/03/21 06:49:18] GilbertErik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:35:46 towards level 51.
[11/03/21 06:50:21] Lnk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:56 towards level 58.
[11/03/21 06:50:45] SCSi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:12 towards level 54.
[11/03/21 07:12:41] Affliction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:03 towards level 57.
[11/03/21 07:30:12] Tenedos's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tenedos's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/21 07:30:36] Silvanus_Betrium found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:53:24 towards level 56.
[11/03/21 07:46:54] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:35:26 towards level 56.
[11/03/21 07:52:58] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:48:29 towards level 57.
[11/03/21 08:22:43] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:31:51 towards level 57.
[11/03/21 08:24:17] xbill had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:18 towards level 57.
[11/03/21 08:52:28] nawcom got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:36:45 from level 53.
[11/03/21 09:41:57] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:26 from level 54.
[11/03/21 10:46:49] Lord255 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:54:53 from level 58.
[11/03/21 11:05:02] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:53:41 towards level 57.
[11/03/21 12:45:23] Forud was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:08:03 towards level 56.
[11/03/21 12:58:17] caeli was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:50:47 towards level 57.
[11/03/21 13:01:02] style was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:43:54 from level 55.
[11/03/21 15:12:29] fmy ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:01:10 from level 45.
[11/03/21 16:51:49] Centrixx spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Centrixx's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/03/21 17:00:36] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:12:07 towards level 58.
[11/03/21 17:23:20] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:43:44 towards level 56.
[11/03/21 17:32:58] rs was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:06:04 from level 56.
[11/03/21 20:21:55] Sombra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:54:14 towards level 57.
[11/03/21 20:52:38] kline discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:02:33 towards level 57.
[11/03/21 21:04:10] krin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:49 from level 55.
[11/03/21 21:20:35] tmberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:53 towards level 55.
[11/03/21 21:46:15] gildarts reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gildarts's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/21 23:28:24] kline discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:57:17 towards level 57.
[11/04/21 00:04:37] texke bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:31 towards level 57.
[11/04/21 00:27:17] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:57 towards level 56.
[11/04/21 01:28:26] Acolarh ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:16:04 from level 56.
[11/04/21 01:30:30] caeli found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:18 towards level 57.
[11/04/21 03:33:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Plato's tunic! Plato's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/21 04:57:47] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:16:31 towards level 58.
[11/04/21 05:57:17] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:19 towards level 57.
[11/04/21 06:39:59] VonToutCourt ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:47:22 from level 54.
[11/04/21 07:17:37] buzel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:23:08 towards level 58.
[11/04/21 07:51:34] MistahKel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:33 towards level 49.
[11/04/21 08:39:10] drahthaar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:44:27 towards level 58.
[11/04/21 08:47:36] JeDa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:32:56 towards level 57.
[11/04/21 09:13:38] Alarien ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:59:54 from level 56.
[11/04/21 09:35:34] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:12:55 towards level 56.
[11/04/21 09:57:44] washclof had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:51 towards level 58.
[11/04/21 11:09:01] womblecat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:24 from level 51.
[11/04/21 11:38:47] The_Decryptor was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:45:37 from level 56.
[11/04/21 11:50:43] Tenedos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:59:57 towards level 55.
[11/04/21 13:02:57] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:45 towards level 56.
[11/04/21 13:05:43] allo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:46:16 from level 57.
[11/04/21 13:28:32] Togra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:15:54 from level 55.
[11/04/21 13:58:05] The local wizard imbued bananaboat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bananaboat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/21 14:14:24] Pinkman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:11 towards level 37.
[11/04/21 14:37:19] gegenschein was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:52 towards level 46.
[11/04/21 14:46:33] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:45:02 towards level 57.
[11/04/21 15:53:54] Drin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:12 towards level 54.
[11/04/21 16:47:02] pztrn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:54 towards level 57.
[11/04/21 17:58:22] meti's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! meti's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/21 18:52:03] fmy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:42 towards level 45.
[11/04/21 19:22:09] The local wizard imbued Alys's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Alys's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/21 19:44:09] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:33 towards level 56.
[11/04/21 19:51:04] sc reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/21 20:02:51] fmy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:05 towards level 45.
[11/04/21 20:35:15] Psilocybe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:55:55 from level 56.
[11/04/21 21:29:26] The local wizard imbued Paganel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Paganel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/21 21:29:53] Tangles was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:21 towards level 49.
[11/04/21 21:50:37] RussellB has dealt penguinjoints a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:31:39 is added to penguinjoints's clock.
[11/04/21 22:07:19] Ancalagon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Ancalagon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/21 22:28:28] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:01:45 towards level 55.
[11/04/21 22:34:02] Lnk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:37 towards level 58.
[11/04/21 23:04:29] Phil was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:21:29 from level 55.
[11/05/21 00:08:12] nyuszika7h found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:52 towards level 56.
[11/05/21 00:11:03] Ankhers met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:18:21 from level 57.
[11/05/21 00:26:43] JoeK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:19 towards level 36.
[11/05/21 01:48:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on wille's tunic! wille's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/21 01:55:15] Yuhno caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:23:59 towards level 58.
[11/05/21 02:45:27] Iines was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:29:33 from level 58.
[11/05/21 03:28:02] pyre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:21:08 towards level 57.
[11/05/21 03:48:00] Sergio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:12:34 towards level 56.
[11/05/21 05:34:24] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:02 towards level 54.
[11/05/21 05:38:01] Geoff's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Geoff's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/21 06:00:15] gildarts got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:49 towards level 56.
[11/05/21 06:32:21] buzel met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:15:45 from level 58.
[11/05/21 06:43:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Majak's tunic! Majak's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/21 06:52:40] adamus1red was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:12:41 towards level 56.
[11/05/21 06:54:37] CrashOverride ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:03:00 from level 59.
[11/05/21 07:27:51] Alarien was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:00 towards level 56.
[11/05/21 07:47:09] nyuszika7h was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:59 towards level 56.
[11/05/21 07:52:23] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:13 towards level 53.
[11/05/21 07:53:26] Destruia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:33 towards level 54.
[11/05/21 08:09:13] TimWolla met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:30 from level 57.
[11/05/21 08:33:18] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:56:57 towards level 53.
[11/05/21 08:43:53] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:23 towards level 53.
[11/05/21 10:50:58] DownAndUp walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:57:34 from level 54.
[11/05/21 11:59:09] The local wizard imbued DrinkyBird's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DrinkyBird's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/21 12:32:19] Sokar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:28 towards level 57.
[11/05/21 13:24:50] Kritzefitz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:57 towards level 52.
[11/05/21 13:39:35] chiastre was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:30 towards level 54.
[11/05/21 13:43:00] Sorin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:02:10 from level 52.
[11/05/21 14:33:55] Kritzefitz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:36 towards level 52.
[11/05/21 14:59:10] el was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:24:47 from level 58.
[11/05/21 15:24:21] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:08 towards level 39.
[11/05/21 15:55:46] buyoq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:40:50 towards level 51.
[11/05/21 16:42:36] O[_] tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:01:03 towards level 51.
[11/05/21 16:58:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yano's tunic! yano's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/21 18:15:15] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:26 towards level 56.
[11/05/21 18:20:55] The local wizard imbued TauPan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TauPan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/21 18:27:26] Gerlo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:55 towards level 42.
[11/05/21 18:50:40] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:57 towards level 50.
[11/05/21 18:58:48] Alys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:10 towards level 47.
[11/05/21 19:14:09] canton7 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:56:13 from level 56.
[11/05/21 19:54:43] tsr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:11 towards level 51.
[11/05/21 20:04:46] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:04:10 towards level 53.
[11/05/21 20:34:04] Tenedos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:50 towards level 55.
[11/05/21 21:29:15] shikhin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:56 towards level 57.
[11/05/21 21:48:25] style found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:50 towards level 55.
[11/05/21 22:15:51] Makhno spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Makhno's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/21 22:36:16] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:57 towards level 54.
[11/05/21 22:45:21] crank was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:24:28 from level 57.
[11/05/21 23:08:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on allo's tunic! allo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/21 00:56:41] _sh slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! _sh's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/21 01:24:59] Zeno was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:29 from level 35.
[11/06/21 01:42:42] Iines found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:04:28 towards level 58.
[11/06/21 01:46:42] Techman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:10:44 towards level 56.
[11/06/21 01:53:43] Kachin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:03:36 towards level 56.
[11/06/21 02:01:00] kline found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:19:41 towards level 57.
[11/06/21 02:05:52] Chuck was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:33 towards level 53.
[11/06/21 02:09:50] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:15 towards level 56.
[11/06/21 02:28:42] thornrag bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:08 towards level 55.
[11/06/21 03:16:15] JeDa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:13 towards level 57.
[11/06/21 03:24:19] soltys's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! soltys's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/21 03:42:44] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:02:46 towards level 55.
[11/06/21 03:56:44] postikana was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:08:25 towards level 51.
[11/06/21 04:03:42] ion has dealt hare a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:20:58 is added to hare's clock.
[11/06/21 05:14:30] The local wizard imbued brycec's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! brycec's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/21 05:25:27] sid3windr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:51 towards level 56.
[11/06/21 06:03:05] Quack found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:18 towards level 55.
[11/06/21 06:22:23] ion's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ion's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/21 06:28:27] Silvanus_Betrium was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:08 towards level 56.
[11/06/21 06:57:29] golgy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:15:09 towards level 56.
[11/06/21 07:12:35] yano caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:27:06 towards level 53.
[11/06/21 07:17:54] barix was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:34 towards level 25.
[11/06/21 08:02:00] cadfael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:55 towards level 34.
[11/06/21 10:47:39] Bluedog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:49 towards level 55.
[11/06/21 11:55:38] iiriix bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:24:52 towards level 57.
[11/06/21 13:08:34] Fenrik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:42:58 towards level 57.
[11/06/21 13:25:07] kline was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:24:43 from level 57.
[11/06/21 13:42:44] style was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:27 from level 55.
[11/06/21 14:06:22] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:20 towards level 57.
[11/06/21 14:19:33] JeDa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:21 towards level 57.
[11/06/21 14:45:03] Destruia was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:16:40 from level 54.
[11/06/21 15:48:03] texke bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:38:05 towards level 57.
[11/06/21 15:50:49] Ankhers gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:07:17 towards level 57.
[11/06/21 15:54:04] Puff was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:28 towards level 57.
[11/06/21 15:59:05] Geoff was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:41 towards level 52.
[11/06/21 17:04:43] Gorek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:08 towards level 58.
[11/06/21 17:59:38] pants was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:48:26 from level 57.
[11/06/21 19:10:21] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:35:01 towards level 53.
[11/06/21 19:15:01] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:37 towards level 57.
[11/06/21 19:22:29] JoeK was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:40 from level 37.
[11/06/21 19:44:06] TheSilentLink walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:09:30 from level 53.
[11/06/21 20:36:55] shikhin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! shikhin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/21 21:17:15] Zeno has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:20:09 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/06/21 21:23:31] texke ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:02:28 from level 57.
[11/06/21 21:50:10] damyan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:57 towards level 56.
[11/06/21 22:37:26] "\@_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:58 towards level 57.
[11/06/21 22:58:17] pants had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:26:31 towards level 57.
[11/06/21 23:36:52] Jens's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Jens's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/21 00:23:01] BastelBot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:39:46 towards level 57.
[11/07/21 00:27:32] sheu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:42:16 towards level 59.
[11/07/21 00:37:55] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:19 towards level 57.
[11/07/21 01:07:11] rs's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! rs's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/21 01:23:05] JeDa reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JeDa's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/21 01:34:25] yano's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! yano's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/21 01:56:26] bloodElk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:30 towards level 40.
[11/07/21 01:58:17] Sombra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:14:33 from level 57.
[11/07/21 02:04:57] Abe was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:56:37 from level 54.
[11/07/21 03:50:02] buzel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:35:17 towards level 58.
[11/07/21 03:51:57] Alarien gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:16:16 towards level 57.
[11/07/21 03:53:48] Ankhers was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:25:02 towards level 57.
[11/07/21 03:54:03] Asara bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:37:32 towards level 58.
[11/07/21 04:21:45] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:58 towards level 57.
[11/07/21 05:14:45] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:45:10 towards level 58.
[11/07/21 05:31:12] Faradome gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:17 towards level 53.
[11/07/21 06:28:53] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:03 towards level 56.
[11/07/21 07:04:03] sheu met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:15:21 from level 59.
[11/07/21 07:46:36] rs was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:14:29 from level 56.
[11/07/21 07:51:34] Visse was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:22:01 from level 46.
[11/07/21 07:59:03] A_Dragon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:59 towards level 57.
[11/07/21 08:12:50] CrashOverride was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:54:10 from level 59.
[11/07/21 08:50:22] kline got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:25:24 towards level 57.
[11/07/21 09:00:42] fmy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:20 towards level 46.
[11/07/21 09:29:19] Visse was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:22 towards level 46.
[11/07/21 09:51:50] Kachin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:40 towards level 56.
[11/07/21 10:17:17] hiding was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:04 towards level 42.
[11/07/21 10:21:42] crysis ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:39 from level 54.
[11/07/21 10:33:08] Khorne spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Khorne's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/21 10:39:18] tmberg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:59:51 from level 55.
[11/07/21 10:49:17] mrmonday caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:55:52 towards level 57.
[11/07/21 10:53:09] GilbertErik got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:32:15 from level 51.
[11/07/21 11:08:05] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:54:39 towards level 58.
[11/07/21 11:53:58] QinWentian found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:21 towards level 47.
[11/07/21 12:16:06] starlink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:38:15 towards level 57.
[11/07/21 12:25:37] Yarosh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:54:53 from level 57.
[11/07/21 13:02:30] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:02 towards level 56.
[11/07/21 13:13:26] rs slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! rs's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/21 13:35:15] Susumurata hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:13 towards level 41.
[11/07/21 13:42:23] womblecat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:26 towards level 52.
[11/07/21 14:01:03] sky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:51 towards level 54.
[11/07/21 14:05:45] KeboDK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:16:12 from level 53.
[11/07/21 15:01:12] edk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:54:52 from level 57.
[11/07/21 15:30:42] A_Dragon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:21 towards level 57.
[11/07/21 15:48:33] AlexS found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:35 towards level 56.
[11/07/21 16:56:10] Algernon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:08 towards level 56.
[11/07/21 16:56:34] edk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:04 towards level 57.
[11/07/21 17:21:17] Lnk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:08:29 towards level 59.
[11/07/21 18:31:29] AlexS was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:17:58 towards level 56.
[11/07/21 19:35:46] spex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:24 towards level 57.
[11/07/21 20:06:49] style fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:21 from level 56.
[11/07/21 20:17:48] Tenedos was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:06:54 towards level 55.
[11/07/21 21:24:32] kptr ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:22:45 from level 57.
[11/07/21 21:33:51] Reilly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:55:50 towards level 54.
[11/07/21 21:59:09] CompanionCube ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:15:42 from level 56.
[11/07/21 22:19:52] GyrosGeier had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:20:21 towards level 56.
[11/07/21 22:50:13] MadMan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:01:07 from level 56.
[11/07/21 23:50:24] kptr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:43 towards level 57.
[11/08/21 00:20:06] penguinjoints found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:28 towards level 32.
[11/08/21 00:56:36] tmberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:15 towards level 55.
[11/08/21 01:36:23] Visse got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:34 towards level 46.
[11/08/21 01:54:36] ion's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ion's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/21 02:37:43] womblecat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:09:30 towards level 52.
[11/08/21 04:07:37] ChowderKeg spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ChowderKeg's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/21 04:26:23] crysis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:21 towards level 54.
[11/08/21 04:41:35] sky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:08 towards level 55.
[11/08/21 05:04:03] The local wizard imbued Russell's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Russell's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/21 07:02:03] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:58 towards level 53.
[11/08/21 07:48:39] Psilocybe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:03:32 towards level 56.
[11/08/21 08:07:19] cremefresh ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:16:15 from level 58.
[11/08/21 08:19:12] gegenschein was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:56 towards level 46.
[11/08/21 08:33:09] anarcat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:41 towards level 57.
[11/08/21 09:01:38] iiriix hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:23:04 towards level 57.
[11/08/21 09:37:39] The_Decryptor slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! The_Decryptor's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/21 09:40:12] Quack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:19 towards level 55.
[11/08/21 10:00:46] canton7 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:23 towards level 56.
[11/08/21 10:01:07] tomhek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:59 towards level 56.
[11/08/21 11:32:56] pztrn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:04:04 towards level 58.
[11/08/21 11:35:53] BastelBot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:42 towards level 57.
[11/08/21 12:51:57] chiastre tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:58 towards level 54.
[11/08/21 13:05:21] Iines's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Iines's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/21 14:06:34] Abe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:57 towards level 54.
[11/08/21 14:25:25] chiastre was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:33:04 from level 54.
[11/08/21 14:56:20] Techman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:20 towards level 56.
[11/08/21 15:01:24] womblecat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:32 towards level 52.
[11/08/21 15:46:12] Bkid was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:37:33 from level 56.
[11/08/21 16:34:36] BastelBot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:22 towards level 57.
[11/08/21 17:41:23] Alarien had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:33:36 towards level 57.
[11/08/21 18:10:01] sky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:22:05 towards level 55.
[11/08/21 18:18:33] tswsl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tswsl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/21 18:42:53] Bluedog was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:05 towards level 55.
[11/08/21 18:53:01] Theleveler found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:14:40 towards level 55.
[11/08/21 19:27:07] buyoq ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:11:04 from level 51.
[11/08/21 20:02:26] Melon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Melon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/21 20:17:13] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:10 towards level 57.
[11/08/21 20:44:42] canton7 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:16 towards level 56.
[11/08/21 21:01:18] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:01:11 towards level 58.
[11/08/21 21:13:59] fmy got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:27 from level 46.
[11/08/21 21:56:29] womblecat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:38 towards level 52.
[11/08/21 22:19:34] Phil's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Phil's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/21 22:27:29] Majak fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:50:55 from level 57.
[11/08/21 22:31:25] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:15 towards level 57.
[11/08/21 22:39:41] kinus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:09 towards level 13.
[11/08/21 22:59:45] texke found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:28:22 towards level 57.
[11/08/21 23:44:33] soul discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:34 towards level 40.
[11/08/21 23:47:04] Khorne fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:11:49 from level 57.
[11/08/21 23:53:11] vegadark found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:05:02 towards level 57.
[11/09/21 00:07:47] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:03 towards level 56.
[11/09/21 01:12:51] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:30:27 towards level 56.
[11/09/21 02:37:06] Theleveler was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:13:26 from level 55.
[11/09/21 02:48:26] hax404 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:52:35 towards level 57.
[11/09/21 03:06:12] The local wizard imbued washclof's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! washclof's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/21 03:27:46] GilbertErik ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:08:10 from level 51.
[11/09/21 04:42:56] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:09:24 from level 55.
[11/09/21 04:58:52] tsr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:12 towards level 51.
[11/09/21 05:24:06] munkis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:26:46 towards level 54.
[11/09/21 05:39:57] Reilly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:43:54 towards level 54.
[11/09/21 05:43:06] mrmonday's charm ate a bolt of lightning! mrmonday's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/21 06:18:32] Russell ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:55:49 from level 58.
[11/09/21 06:26:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on drahthaar's tunic! drahthaar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/21 07:08:37] dwfreed has dealt buyoq a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:35:24 is added to buyoq's clock.
[11/09/21 08:17:24] Bluedog was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:46:57 from level 56.
[11/09/21 09:28:22] adamus1red found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:26:50 towards level 56.
[11/09/21 09:32:44] iiriix's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! iiriix's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/21 09:37:30] ToHellWithGA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:06:45 towards level 57.
[11/09/21 10:01:08] Yuhno was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:10:46 from level 58.
[11/09/21 10:40:00] Melon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:16 towards level 36.
[11/09/21 10:48:56] el was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:37 towards level 58.
[11/09/21 10:55:00] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:55:33 towards level 57.
[11/09/21 11:46:55] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:23 towards level 55.
[11/09/21 11:48:02] unicron met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:34:54 from level 54.
[11/09/21 12:00:07] Arch ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:33:10 from level 53.
[11/09/21 12:43:58] blackroot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:50:12 towards level 56.
[11/09/21 13:22:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on brycec's tunic! brycec's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/21 13:35:11] ChowderKeg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:36 from level 58.
[11/09/21 14:10:56] washclof got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:25:11 from level 58.
[11/09/21 14:15:06] caeli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:43 towards level 57.
[11/09/21 14:48:08] pztrn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:33:27 towards level 58.
[11/09/21 14:55:09] womblecat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:24 towards level 52.
[11/09/21 15:54:21] Lnk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:22:34 towards level 59.
[11/09/21 16:22:15] kenyon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:04:33 from level 57.
[11/09/21 16:28:55] Svetland discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:20 towards level 54.
[11/09/21 17:10:25] soul's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! soul's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/21 17:55:04] kiska caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:54 towards level 48.
[11/09/21 17:56:04] cfjk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:20:58 from level 51.
[11/09/21 18:50:51] Abe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:10 towards level 54.
[11/09/21 20:00:04] Jens has dealt TauPan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:33:20 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/09/21 20:01:20] Carl walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:37:45 from level 57.
[11/09/21 20:09:16] iiriix got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:43:53 from level 57.
[11/09/21 20:46:11] buZz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:34:57 from level 56.
[11/09/21 21:41:31] RussellB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:03 towards level 57.
[11/09/21 22:00:13] womblecat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:06 towards level 52.
[11/09/21 22:28:22] Russell reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Russell's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/21 22:38:33] JoeK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:30 towards level 39.
[11/09/21 23:01:05] Paperclip caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:28:30 towards level 58.
[11/09/21 23:02:56] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:06:58 towards level 56.
[11/09/21 23:21:32] ion fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:29 from level 58.
[11/09/21 23:48:44] pfoley was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:46:27 from level 55.
[11/10/21 00:00:32] Zeno ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:06 from level 37.
[11/10/21 00:18:45] JamCow was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:41:06 from level 57.
[11/10/21 00:26:46] Kangie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:22 towards level 40.
[11/10/21 00:56:00] BastelBot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:06 towards level 57.
[11/10/21 01:15:37] The local wizard imbued Susumurata's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Susumurata's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/21 01:52:32] kptr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:32 towards level 57.
[11/10/21 02:14:40] iiriix reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! iiriix's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/21 02:24:33] Sherpard2 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:54:38 towards level 57.
[11/10/21 02:25:03] Aksej reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Aksej's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/21 03:12:55] Mattusmindus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:03 towards level 49.
[11/10/21 03:17:05] StalkR fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:11:58 from level 56.
[11/10/21 03:32:08] sheu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:40:55 towards level 59.
[11/10/21 04:32:55] Ancalagon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:24 towards level 57.
[11/10/21 05:38:44] Tor found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:31 towards level 57.
[11/10/21 06:04:04] laama was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:57:49 towards level 58.
[11/10/21 06:48:50] kptr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:19 towards level 57.
[11/10/21 08:21:47] MistahKel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:10 towards level 50.
[11/10/21 09:22:45] texke discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:27:43 towards level 57.
[11/10/21 10:17:02] Tenedos was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:21:07 from level 55.
[11/10/21 10:52:46] Kronan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:46 towards level 52.
[11/10/21 11:04:09] GyrosGeier caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:09 towards level 56.
[11/10/21 11:23:46] jjasghar spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jjasghar's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/10/21 11:30:12] zifnab06 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:43 towards level 47.
[11/10/21 12:17:57] Gorek has dealt soul a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:58:19 is added to soul's clock.
[11/10/21 12:27:05] anarcat spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! anarcat's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/10/21 13:57:08] Syloq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:14 towards level 56.
[11/10/21 14:18:30] laama gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:11:02 towards level 58.
[11/10/21 14:24:28] tswsl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:48:25 from level 58.
[11/10/21 14:56:02] Sorin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:15 towards level 52.
[11/10/21 14:57:05] _sh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:45 towards level 58.
[11/10/21 15:07:01] ChowderKeg's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ChowderKeg's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/10/21 15:14:09] MistahKel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! MistahKel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/21 15:53:50] io got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:24:10 from level 59.
[11/10/21 16:12:20] t3chn0 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! t3chn0's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/10/21 16:42:47] Wam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:03:10 from level 41.
[11/10/21 16:52:49] golgy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:23:42 towards level 57.
[11/10/21 16:56:23] talisein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:18:30 towards level 58.
[11/10/21 17:18:30] io discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:11:11 towards level 59.
[11/10/21 17:46:31] GyrosGeier was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:58 towards level 56.
[11/10/21 18:05:22] texke had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:06 towards level 57.
[11/10/21 18:50:04] TheSilentLink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:00 towards level 53.
[11/10/21 18:54:13] Lord255 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:08:08 from level 58.
[11/10/21 19:54:15] VOID's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! VOID's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/21 19:56:06] Bkid was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:36:40 from level 56.
[11/10/21 19:56:36] eising was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:47:59 towards level 58.
[11/10/21 20:03:11] Phil found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:33:52 towards level 56.
[11/10/21 21:06:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on krin's tunic! krin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/21 22:07:32] Sokar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:35 towards level 57.
[11/10/21 22:15:34] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:16 towards level 58.
[11/10/21 22:26:09] Bahhumbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:38:43 towards level 54.
[11/10/21 22:28:45] kptr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:52 towards level 57.
[11/10/21 22:31:46] Algernon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:34:45 towards level 57.
[11/10/21 22:51:35] sc was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:48:46 from level 57.
[11/10/21 23:49:20] Faradome discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:57:04 towards level 54.
[11/11/21 00:11:19] BastelBot reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! BastelBot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/11/21 00:54:33] Fehu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:31 towards level 39.
[11/11/21 01:21:46] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:15 towards level 57.
[11/11/21 01:22:43] Alarien gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:54:41 towards level 57.
[11/11/21 01:32:36] apb discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:11 towards level 57.
[11/11/21 02:09:59] GilbertErik has dealt kinus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:05:50 is added to kinus's clock.
[11/11/21 02:11:17] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:27:52 towards level 58.
[11/11/21 02:33:36] Alarien got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:43:53 from level 57.
[11/11/21 02:38:40] buZz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:07:27 towards level 56.
[11/11/21 02:51:36] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:30:06 towards level 57.
[11/11/21 03:01:21] sid3windr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:40:52 towards level 57.
[11/11/21 03:11:35] Wam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:30 towards level 41.
[11/11/21 03:25:05] hiding found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:32 towards level 43.
[11/11/21 03:48:36] Hirion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:20:58 towards level 58.
[11/11/21 04:00:11] Covid-19 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:09:12 from level 56.
[11/11/21 04:10:54] CodeGeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:00:04 towards level 58.
[11/11/21 04:20:29] Wam was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:12 from level 41.
[11/11/21 04:36:53] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:24:22 towards level 54.
[11/11/21 04:44:43] Alarien got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:54:15 from level 57.
[11/11/21 05:39:54] Phil walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:34:46 from level 56.
[11/11/21 06:58:52] mordac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:48:01 towards level 57.
[11/11/21 08:26:46] Fenrik spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Fenrik's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/11/21 08:35:43] megubyte caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:33 towards level 51.
[11/11/21 08:40:41] hiding bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:04 towards level 43.
[11/11/21 08:51:46] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:18 towards level 57.
[11/11/21 09:51:57] SCSi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:07 towards level 54.
[11/11/21 10:02:23] kptr burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kptr's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/11/21 10:09:15] cfjk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:20:36 from level 51.
[11/11/21 10:09:18] BUSY got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:05:30 towards level 54.
[11/11/21 10:17:50] Bkid's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Bkid's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/11/21 10:22:27] Thorael's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Thorael's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/11/21 10:24:52] kiska got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:30 towards level 49.
[11/11/21 10:50:09] Pinkman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:38 towards level 41.
[11/11/21 13:11:46] Nechayev was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:14:19 towards level 55.
[11/11/21 13:33:31] Svetland had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:37 towards level 54.
[11/11/21 14:02:13] Puff found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:47 towards level 57.
[11/11/21 14:07:29] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:01:14 towards level 59.
[11/11/21 14:45:04] Bkid was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:59:32 towards level 56.
[11/11/21 16:18:26] KeboDK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:22:50 from level 53.
[11/11/21 16:44:01] wille gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:25 towards level 53.
[11/11/21 17:06:02] csc2ya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:05 towards level 49.
[11/11/21 17:35:47] krin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:43 towards level 55.
[11/11/21 18:44:29] Sergio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:11 towards level 56.
[11/11/21 19:01:35] AlexS got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:56 towards level 56.
[11/11/21 19:57:04] edk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:00:41 towards level 58.
[11/11/21 20:09:21] MELOONi's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! MELOONi's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/11/21 20:18:14] eising found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:08:51 towards level 58.
[11/11/21 20:56:01] Bahhumbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:53:47 from level 54.
[11/11/21 22:28:11] pyre hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:21 towards level 57.
[11/11/21 22:51:40] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:34 towards level 57.
[11/11/21 23:48:37] Koffa was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:49:27 from level 56.
[11/12/21 00:02:48] jayvee tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:11:26 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 00:06:31] Nysdar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:47 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 00:20:49] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:27:46 towards level 58.
[11/12/21 01:47:09] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:38 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 04:10:34] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:12:09 towards level 58.
[11/12/21 04:23:31] Togra's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Togra's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/21 04:27:59] JamCow was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:21:47 from level 57.
[11/12/21 04:51:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jjasghar's tunic! jjasghar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/21 04:53:33] Cirdan has dealt Sorin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:32:01 is added to Sorin's clock.
[11/12/21 05:10:37] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:08 towards level 56.
[11/12/21 06:09:45] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:52:48 towards level 56.
[11/12/21 06:40:53] Disruptor found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:22 towards level 52.
[11/12/21 07:13:56] Alarien was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:24:25 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 07:52:07] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:58:12 towards level 54.
[11/12/21 08:22:19] bobvador was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:23:53 from level 55.
[11/12/21 08:59:23] Haqur's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Haqur's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/21 09:40:07] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:47 towards level 56.
[11/12/21 09:44:56] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:12:31 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 10:12:14] JoeK bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:59 towards level 41.
[11/12/21 10:52:34] Yuhno walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:37:27 from level 58.
[11/12/21 11:28:33] adamus1red was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:32 towards level 56.
[11/12/21 11:59:42] kline was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:20 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 12:52:50] VonToutCourt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:11 towards level 54.
[11/12/21 13:08:23] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:13:55 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 13:45:10] JeDa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:06 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 14:12:16] Paperclip spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Paperclip's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/21 14:49:30] omero gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:45:40 towards level 53.
[11/12/21 15:30:36] buZz fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:13:48 from level 56.
[11/12/21 16:47:45] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:18 towards level 58.
[11/12/21 17:29:03] Aksej has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:51:49 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/12/21 17:41:53] Faradome was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:09:36 towards level 54.
[11/12/21 17:58:05] sheu was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:23:37 from level 59.
[11/12/21 18:20:43] TheSilentLink ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:31:05 from level 53.
[11/12/21 18:25:05] Bluedog found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:09:40 towards level 56.
[11/12/21 18:56:47] starlink ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:34:39 from level 57.
[11/12/21 19:38:22] omero was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:11 towards level 53.
[11/12/21 19:45:18] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:39 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 20:04:55] hiding was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:44:46 from level 44.
[11/12/21 20:21:37] Alys was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:17:30 from level 48.
[11/12/21 20:22:59] "\@_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:57 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 20:40:47] csc2ya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:22 towards level 49.
[11/12/21 21:39:41] Techman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:32:34 from level 56.
[11/12/21 21:43:03] fattrat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:52:12 from level 57.
[11/12/21 21:48:43] mgr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:55 from level 28.
[11/12/21 22:41:02] signofzeta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:52 towards level 43.
[11/12/21 23:42:50] gildarts gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:46:11 towards level 57.
[11/12/21 23:58:11] Arch discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:58 towards level 53.
[11/13/21 00:20:10] csc2ya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:40 towards level 49.
[11/13/21 00:48:00] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:34:56 towards level 57.
[11/13/21 00:50:25] anarcat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:10:59 towards level 58.
[11/13/21 01:00:24] Cirdan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:13:40 towards level 56.
[11/13/21 01:09:52] GilbertErik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:45:18 towards level 52.
[11/13/21 01:12:32] buyoq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:09 towards level 51.
[11/13/21 01:37:01] Alys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:12:21 towards level 48.
[11/13/21 02:29:01] nawcom was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:06:11 from level 54.
[11/13/21 02:31:46] buZz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:08 towards level 56.
[11/13/21 03:03:35] Sorin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sorin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/21 03:16:18] buzel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:34:48 towards level 58.
[11/13/21 04:45:34] JeDa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:18 towards level 57.
[11/13/21 05:05:15] judahnator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:38 towards level 39.
[11/13/21 05:07:24] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:43 towards level 58.
[11/13/21 05:46:15] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:13 towards level 54.
[11/13/21 07:01:10] Kachin has dealt Nechayev a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:27:39 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[11/13/21 07:49:05] Pinkman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:03 towards level 41.
[11/13/21 08:04:59] judahnator was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:55 from level 39.
[11/13/21 08:35:41] Tangles tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:35 towards level 50.
[11/13/21 08:47:01] Thorael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:57 towards level 57.
[11/13/21 08:50:20] starlink found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:30 towards level 57.
[11/13/21 08:55:21] tmberg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:30:15 from level 56.
[11/13/21 09:00:23] A_Dragon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:43 towards level 57.
[11/13/21 09:33:22] Kangie was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:01 towards level 42.
[11/13/21 09:55:33] adamus1red reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! adamus1red's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/21 10:09:39] gegenschein reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gegenschein's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/21 10:13:25] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:09:54 towards level 59.
[11/13/21 11:05:29] Psilocybe was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:56 from level 56.
[11/13/21 11:18:34] pwae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:36:05 from level 56.
[11/13/21 11:30:36] GilbertErik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:33 towards level 52.
[11/13/21 11:31:58] The local wizard imbued bananaboat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bananaboat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/21 11:36:58] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:17:37 towards level 59.
[11/13/21 11:58:36] nyuszika7h has dealt RussellB a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:40:41 is added to RussellB's clock.
[11/13/21 12:01:45] Theleveler tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:37 towards level 56.
[11/13/21 12:25:11] Haqur slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Haqur's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/13/21 12:41:48] Acolarh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Acolarh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/21 12:43:36] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:10 towards level 56.
[11/13/21 13:19:31] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:22:04 towards level 58.
[11/13/21 13:28:50] Arch got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:34 towards level 53.
[11/13/21 13:53:19] Covid-19 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:28:45 from level 56.
[11/13/21 14:16:45] cfjk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:22:33 from level 51.
[11/13/21 14:57:13] Asara slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Asara's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/13/21 15:49:08] tmberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:54:50 towards level 56.
[11/13/21 15:54:33] Majak was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:49:35 from level 57.
[11/13/21 15:55:54] Bkid tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:06:07 towards level 56.
[11/13/21 16:01:37] starlink got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:08:33 towards level 57.
[11/13/21 16:13:28] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:57:00 towards level 54.
[11/13/21 17:35:05] The_Decryptor was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:13:38 towards level 57.
[11/13/21 17:41:00] Bluedog found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:49 towards level 56.
[11/13/21 17:55:20] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:00 towards level 56.
[11/13/21 18:42:27] A_Dragon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:21:27 from level 57.
[11/13/21 18:57:02] bloodElk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:51 towards level 43.
[11/13/21 19:53:41] Tenorman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:56 towards level 55.
[11/13/21 20:37:25] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:42:39 towards level 54.
[11/13/21 20:46:00] Majak found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:19:39 towards level 57.
[11/13/21 21:32:27] _sh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:13 towards level 58.
[11/13/21 22:25:03] bananaboat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:09:04 from level 53.
[11/13/21 22:34:53] BastelBot has dealt JoeK a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:45:20 is added to JoeK's clock.
[11/13/21 23:21:14] Melon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:02 towards level 39.
[11/13/21 23:26:42] JigmeDatse reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JigmeDatse's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/21 23:46:50] sid3windr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:30:59 towards level 57.
[11/13/21 23:50:48] Bahhumbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:04 towards level 54.
[11/14/21 00:07:51] jayvee was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:32:52 towards level 57.
[11/14/21 00:34:17] gradator got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:21:56 from level 58.
[11/14/21 00:58:43] Pinkman ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:11:49 from level 42.
[11/14/21 01:10:49] drahthaar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:48 towards level 58.
[11/14/21 01:14:10] The_Decryptor was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:39:16 towards level 57.
[11/14/21 01:33:53] MetaNova was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:04:12 towards level 58.
[11/14/21 01:57:04] Phil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:22 towards level 56.
[11/14/21 02:21:48] Wolf has dealt Affliction a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:56:31 is added to Affliction's clock.
[11/14/21 02:25:33] hiding gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:21 towards level 44.
[11/14/21 02:39:12] ToHellWithGA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:57:48 towards level 58.
[11/14/21 04:07:10] HellSpawn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:03 towards level 54.
[11/14/21 04:07:34] ion has dealt Nyaaori a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Nyaaori's clock.
[11/14/21 04:34:31] Sorin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:25:42 towards level 53.
[11/14/21 05:00:15] O[_] was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:05 towards level 51.
[11/14/21 05:07:04] Svetland was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:30:35 towards level 55.
[11/14/21 05:50:27] Kangie was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:58 towards level 42.
[11/14/21 06:30:21] iiriix found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:54 towards level 57.
[11/14/21 06:52:34] Asara fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:43:33 from level 58.
[11/14/21 07:47:57] "\@_ got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:29 from level 57.
[11/14/21 08:29:15] ukleinek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:32 towards level 52.
[11/14/21 08:42:21] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:22 towards level 58.
[11/14/21 09:59:15] Pinkman was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:30:52 from level 42.
[11/14/21 10:23:58] Geoff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:09 towards level 53.
[11/14/21 10:32:12] crysis had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:16:44 towards level 55.
[11/14/21 10:51:44] pyre was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:42 towards level 57.
[11/14/21 11:14:51] buyoq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:52 towards level 51.
[11/14/21 11:22:44] MetaNova fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:06:05 from level 58.
[11/14/21 11:24:59] Centrixx was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:38:53 from level 58.
[11/14/21 12:00:30] Quack caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:53:15 towards level 55.
[11/14/21 12:50:52] Paganel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:54:39 towards level 58.
[11/14/21 13:18:42] mgr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:46 towards level 31.
[11/14/21 14:01:03] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:25 towards level 58.
[11/14/21 14:35:16] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:59 towards level 57.
[11/14/21 16:20:07] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:54 towards level 58.
[11/14/21 16:23:05] MadMan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:03 towards level 56.
[11/14/21 16:44:27] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:38:46 towards level 56.
[11/14/21 17:43:27] sid3windr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:45:30 from level 57.
[11/14/21 17:59:24] Sergio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:27:46 towards level 57.
[11/14/21 18:06:11] JamCow ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:14:08 from level 57.
[11/14/21 19:48:24] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:45 towards level 56.
[11/14/21 20:44:51] _sh has dealt hax404 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 20:51:32 is added to hax404's clock.
[11/14/21 20:56:35] The local wizard imbued Destruia's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Destruia's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/21 21:23:20] laama got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:43:05 towards level 58.
[11/14/21 21:31:03] Ancalagon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:53 towards level 57.
[11/14/21 21:31:39] O[_]'s amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! O[_]'s amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/21 21:32:55] Theleveler's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Theleveler's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/21 21:37:34] Asara bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:18 towards level 58.
[11/14/21 22:50:32] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:47 towards level 57.
[11/14/21 23:10:30] soul was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:52 towards level 42.
[11/14/21 23:24:36] fattrat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! fattrat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/21 23:49:00] Tenedos caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:04 towards level 55.
[11/15/21 00:34:06] Nyaaori has dealt Visse a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:55:14 is added to Visse's clock.
[11/15/21 01:01:09] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:16:39 towards level 58.
[11/15/21 01:32:30] yano discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:38:19 towards level 54.
[11/15/21 01:53:52] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:39 towards level 42.
[11/15/21 02:33:03] TimWolla caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:40 towards level 58.
[11/15/21 02:34:09] Covid-19 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:16 towards level 56.
[11/15/21 03:12:47] t3chn0 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:32:18 towards level 57.
[11/15/21 04:18:45] JoeK hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:31 towards level 41.
[11/15/21 04:29:35] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:09:55 towards level 58.
[11/15/21 04:34:48] xbill hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:50:54 towards level 58.
[11/15/21 04:43:59] The_Decryptor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:43:38 towards level 57.
[11/15/21 05:34:14] Geoff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:19 towards level 53.
[11/15/21 06:33:41] Bahhumbug ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:36:40 from level 54.
[11/15/21 06:42:51] kiska slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! kiska's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/15/21 06:51:41] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:54:17 towards level 57.
[11/15/21 07:59:34] Kronan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:15:29 towards level 53.
[11/15/21 08:35:55] MELOONi's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MELOONi's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/21 09:45:09] VonToutCourt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:09:56 towards level 55.
[11/15/21 09:52:52] Sokar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:52:50 towards level 58.
[11/15/21 10:36:43] Susumurata gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:38 towards level 44.
[11/15/21 11:00:33] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:38 towards level 57.
[11/15/21 11:08:13] jayvee's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jayvee's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/21 12:03:17] Tor hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:01 towards level 58.
[11/15/21 12:20:56] freeboson was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:37:54 from level 54.
[11/15/21 13:11:39] Reilly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Reilly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/21 13:40:31] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:30 towards level 52.
[11/15/21 14:25:55] Kachin got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:11:02 from level 57.
[11/15/21 16:53:57] allo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:35 towards level 57.
[11/15/21 17:05:50] Paganel was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:37:27 from level 58.
[11/15/21 18:26:30] Melon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:00 towards level 40.
[11/15/21 18:30:38] Geoff was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:41:02 from level 53.
[11/15/21 18:51:25] buZz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:31:43 towards level 56.
[11/15/21 19:39:47] Puff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:34:13 towards level 58.
[11/15/21 20:00:00] HellSpawn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:04:26 from level 54.
[11/15/21 21:07:39] Sherpard2 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:18:12 from level 57.
[11/15/21 21:33:19] Nyaaori ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:20 from level 29.
[11/15/21 22:08:07] gegenschein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:00 towards level 48.
[11/15/21 22:32:19] Destruia got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:33:43 towards level 55.
[11/15/21 23:11:27] sid3windr slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sid3windr's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/21 00:05:01] Reilly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:20:58 towards level 54.
[11/16/21 00:08:29] Thorael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:45 towards level 57.
[11/16/21 00:30:37] Haqur found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:14 towards level 43.
[11/16/21 02:39:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on womblecat's tunic! womblecat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/21 02:44:40] Lenny_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:30:51 towards level 53.
[11/16/21 02:45:58] sheu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:58:31 towards level 59.
[11/16/21 02:48:14] megubyte found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:24 towards level 52.
[11/16/21 03:44:50] bloodElk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:24 towards level 43.
[11/16/21 04:00:57] postikana was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:11:28 from level 52.
[11/16/21 04:32:45] SCSi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:03 towards level 55.
[11/16/21 04:37:10] iiriix had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:10 towards level 57.
[11/16/21 04:46:34] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:15:07 towards level 57.
[11/16/21 05:09:27] drahthaar ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:12:19 from level 59.
[11/16/21 05:53:27] HeavyPodda's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! HeavyPodda's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/21 05:57:22] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:12:15 towards level 54.
[11/16/21 06:07:45] Reilly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:42:36 from level 54.
[11/16/21 06:10:24] Iines got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:58:33 from level 58.
[11/16/21 07:46:52] starlink has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:26:04 is added to Tangles's clock.
[11/16/21 07:51:42] Aksej tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:28 towards level 48.
[11/16/21 07:54:07] Svetland found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:43:21 towards level 55.
[11/16/21 08:59:15] allo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:56:23 from level 57.
[11/16/21 09:07:07] Paperclip found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:26 towards level 58.
[11/16/21 09:11:53] AlexS's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! AlexS's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/21 09:21:13] JackyB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:37 towards level 51.
[11/16/21 09:23:19] el met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:10:58 from level 58.
[11/16/21 09:24:07] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:27 towards level 58.
[11/16/21 09:26:25] Fehu ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:37:37 from level 42.
[11/16/21 09:44:48] anarcat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! anarcat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/21 10:01:00] Togra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:15 from level 56.
[11/16/21 10:04:45] JeDa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:51:16 towards level 58.
[11/16/21 10:37:19] hdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:38 towards level 58.
[11/16/21 10:47:00] xbill ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:32:38 from level 58.
[11/16/21 11:02:49] Psilocybe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:08:40 towards level 57.
[11/16/21 11:28:21] Xenthys was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:12 from level 38.
[11/16/21 12:08:46] edk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:07 towards level 58.
[11/16/21 12:15:15] starlink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:51 towards level 57.
[11/16/21 13:06:34] GilbertErik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:44 towards level 52.
[11/16/21 14:03:18] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:43:18 towards level 58.
[11/16/21 14:53:13] d4n13L had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:16 towards level 56.
[11/16/21 15:07:37] MetaNova bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:29:54 towards level 58.
[11/16/21 15:24:29] SCSi was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:26:36 from level 55.
[11/16/21 15:26:08] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:32:14 towards level 59.
[11/16/21 15:31:42] Affliction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:47:31 towards level 58.
[11/16/21 15:36:37] Nuae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:43 from level 35.
[11/16/21 16:06:25] womblecat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:56:30 towards level 53.
[11/16/21 16:07:10] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:22:39 towards level 59.
[11/16/21 16:25:17] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:27 towards level 57.
[11/16/21 16:44:45] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:58 towards level 55.
[11/16/21 16:56:05] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:06 towards level 54.
[11/16/21 17:02:57] gradator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:54:37 towards level 58.
[11/16/21 17:04:15] keepermurph was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:03:04 from level 48.
[11/16/21 17:16:36] Yuhno gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:21:40 towards level 58.
[11/16/21 18:27:55] Silvanus_Betrium hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:45:15 towards level 57.
[11/16/21 18:36:24] TauPan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:14:50 towards level 51.
[11/16/21 18:48:47] Nechayev caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:33:06 towards level 55.
[11/16/21 18:54:51] KindOne fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:18:21 from level 55.
[11/16/21 19:02:33] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:48 towards level 57.
[11/16/21 19:14:26] Chuck was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:11:47 towards level 54.
[11/16/21 19:21:01] Kangie burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Kangie's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/21 19:40:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on mordac's tunic! mordac's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/21 20:58:13] buzzzzz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:16:58 towards level 56.
[11/16/21 21:20:32] KindOne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:00:58 towards level 55.
[11/16/21 22:11:19] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:23 towards level 59.
[11/16/21 22:17:14] hdm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! hdm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/21 22:32:59] KyloRen hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:19 towards level 51.
[11/16/21 23:04:41] Cirdan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:53 towards level 56.
[11/16/21 23:04:59] Psilocybe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:59:46 from level 57.
[11/17/21 00:03:15] gegenschein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:00 towards level 48.
[11/17/21 00:10:13] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:46:40 towards level 56.
[11/17/21 00:22:01] Sherpard2 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:27 from level 57.
[11/17/21 01:12:39] pfoley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:21 from level 55.
[11/17/21 01:19:46] cadfael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:04 towards level 41.
[11/17/21 01:52:41] uovobw was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:52 towards level 56.
[11/17/21 02:41:54] BUSY caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:30:13 towards level 54.
[11/17/21 03:14:43] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:14:24 towards level 58.
[11/17/21 03:18:11] blabber hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:39:21 towards level 57.
[11/17/21 03:43:01] shikhin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:07:11 towards level 58.
[11/17/21 03:45:10] Kritzefitz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:02 towards level 53.
[11/17/21 04:00:10] The local wizard imbued pfoley's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pfoley's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/21 04:15:34] omero had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:02 towards level 53.
[11/17/21 05:01:46] Hirion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:06 towards level 58.
[11/17/21 05:25:45] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:33:33 towards level 58.
[11/17/21 05:33:56] MadMan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:00 towards level 56.
[11/17/21 06:25:59] Yuhno reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Yuhno's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/21 06:33:52] hare was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:29 from level 51.
[11/17/21 07:11:32] Gorek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:39:32 towards level 59.
[11/17/21 07:21:43] Lnk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:04:10 towards level 59.
[11/17/21 07:26:14] KyloRen tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:07 towards level 51.
[11/17/21 07:42:50] coding_monk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:08 towards level 54.
[11/17/21 07:46:39] io found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:22 towards level 59.
[11/17/21 09:00:48] Reilly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:05 towards level 54.
[11/17/21 09:01:33] Asara was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:32:58 towards level 59.
[11/17/21 09:07:22] pyre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:28 towards level 57.
[11/17/21 09:21:31] bg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:47 towards level 57.
[11/17/21 10:08:28] Psilocybe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:06 towards level 57.
[11/17/21 10:23:23] pfoley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:43:00 from level 55.
[11/17/21 10:26:32] Ankhers hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:59 towards level 57.
[11/17/21 10:29:54] soul got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:24 from level 43.
[11/17/21 10:40:20] The local wizard imbued csc2ya's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! csc2ya's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/21 11:17:40] allo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:38:43 from level 57.
[11/17/21 11:23:26] nyuszika7h found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:27 towards level 57.
[11/17/21 11:28:30] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:29 towards level 53.
[11/17/21 13:28:50] Reilly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:53:34 towards level 54.
[11/17/21 14:12:53] VonToutCourt got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:54:05 from level 55.
[11/17/21 16:06:35] tswsl ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:16:28 from level 59.
[11/17/21 16:28:30] vectr0n ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:12:05 from level 54.
[11/17/21 16:37:17] mordac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:00:43 towards level 57.
[11/17/21 17:26:07] d4n13L discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:58:59 towards level 56.
[11/17/21 18:11:40] csc2ya was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:18 from level 49.
[11/17/21 18:27:40] Bkid slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Bkid's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/17/21 19:01:07] sid3windr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:48 from level 57.
[11/17/21 19:57:56] hax404 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:52:17 from level 57.
[11/17/21 20:19:09] HellSpawn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:52 towards level 54.
[11/17/21 20:40:02] judahnator got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:45 from level 41.
[11/17/21 20:58:45] Pinkman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:16 towards level 43.
[11/17/21 21:42:47] hdm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:51:47 towards level 58.
[11/17/21 22:59:30] pyre discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:44 towards level 57.
[11/17/21 23:41:37] starlink was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:37 from level 57.
[11/18/21 00:14:17] misha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:14 towards level 57.
[11/18/21 00:43:23] sid3windr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:04 towards level 57.
[11/18/21 00:49:06] Geoff bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:02:21 towards level 54.
[11/18/21 01:35:46] Puff was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:33:59 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 01:36:52] Khorne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:23 towards level 57.
[11/18/21 03:24:14] Arch was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:44 towards level 54.
[11/18/21 03:30:57] Cirdan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:23 towards level 56.
[11/18/21 04:39:38] Kachin was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:42:10 from level 57.
[11/18/21 04:59:59] laama was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:08:00 from level 58.
[11/18/21 05:20:49] Geoff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:54:08 towards level 54.
[11/18/21 05:21:34] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:00:20 towards level 57.
[11/18/21 05:40:23] Bolded was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:26 from level 17.
[11/18/21 06:14:27] Tor discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:40 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 07:33:54] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:21:46 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 08:13:44] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:28:44 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 08:50:48] mordac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:47 towards level 57.
[11/18/21 09:23:21] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:56 towards level 57.
[11/18/21 09:25:07] di0nysus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:50 towards level 42.
[11/18/21 09:43:52] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:46 towards level 53.
[11/18/21 10:39:23] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:17 towards level 57.
[11/18/21 11:22:22] yano found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:41 towards level 54.
[11/18/21 11:51:46] Syloq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:48 towards level 57.
[11/18/21 12:07:14] cornfeedhobo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:38 towards level 54.
[11/18/21 12:14:51] pztrn was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:26:01 from level 58.
[11/18/21 13:35:00] O[_] met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:04:44 from level 52.
[11/18/21 13:47:48] keepermurph caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:30 towards level 48.
[11/18/21 14:10:01] "\@_ found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:18:42 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 16:30:25] GilbertErik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:27 towards level 52.
[11/18/21 16:35:23] MetaNova tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:34 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 17:46:53] CornFly was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:09:45 from level 55.
[11/18/21 17:58:58] Hirion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:42:09 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 18:04:59] vegadark ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:08:42 from level 58.
[11/18/21 19:19:02] Makhno's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Makhno's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/21 19:33:14] sid3windr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:29:56 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 20:01:41] O[_] has dealt ion a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:43:39 is added to ion's clock.
[11/18/21 20:01:56] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:36 from level 58.
[11/18/21 20:23:15] The local wizard imbued edk's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! edk's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/21 20:29:01] ToHellWithGA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:34 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 20:43:35] vegadark was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:34:39 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 21:22:40] caeli found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:02:39 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 21:52:37] RussellB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:26:21 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 23:00:09] JeDa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:37:16 towards level 58.
[11/18/21 23:01:54] tomhek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tomhek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/21 23:17:57] blabber had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:23:54 towards level 57.
[11/18/21 23:37:46] rs got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:21:41 towards level 57.
[11/18/21 23:43:41] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:51:32 towards level 56.
[11/19/21 01:45:02] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:57 towards level 56.
[11/19/21 01:47:35] tmberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:59 towards level 56.
[11/19/21 02:51:39] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:30 towards level 59.
[11/19/21 03:20:44] Tangles discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:36 towards level 50.
[11/19/21 03:29:13] Svetland was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:30:08 from level 55.
[11/19/21 04:33:32] Covid-19 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:27:47 from level 57.
[11/19/21 04:46:23] RussellB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:16:33 towards level 58.
[11/19/21 04:49:45] iiriix got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:19 towards level 58.
[11/19/21 05:30:27] kiska met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:14:23 from level 50.
[11/19/21 07:05:42] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:05:40 towards level 57.
[11/19/21 08:09:29] laama reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! laama's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/21 08:09:50] cfjk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:19:42 from level 51.
[11/19/21 08:40:08] Bkid ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:53:18 from level 56.
[11/19/21 08:46:18] hax404 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:08:36 from level 57.
[11/19/21 08:52:58] StalkR got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:39 towards level 56.
[11/19/21 09:39:06] lastmikoi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:15 towards level 41.
[11/19/21 09:58:07] HellSpawn's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! HellSpawn's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/21 10:06:57] Gorek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:45:13 from level 59.
[11/19/21 10:07:06] blabber discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:18 towards level 57.
[11/19/21 10:23:52] buZz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:11 towards level 56.
[11/19/21 13:07:51] Haqur was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:00 towards level 44.
[11/19/21 13:30:38] HeavyPodda bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:30 towards level 56.
[11/19/21 13:31:26] golgy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:57 towards level 57.
[11/19/21 13:55:23] The local wizard imbued MistahKel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! MistahKel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/21 14:01:57] Iines discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:58 towards level 58.
[11/19/21 14:04:15] Psilocybe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:24:53 towards level 57.
[11/19/21 14:13:29] womblecat met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:40:27 from level 53.
[11/19/21 15:45:23] Tenedos reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tenedos's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/21 16:00:14] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:37 towards level 57.
[11/19/21 16:41:08] buyoq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:35 towards level 52.
[11/19/21 17:06:11] crank has dealt cremefresh a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:40:38 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[11/19/21 17:57:48] Sorin was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:43:36 from level 53.
[11/19/21 18:16:19] Haqur had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:55 towards level 44.
[11/19/21 18:34:08] TauPan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:31:56 towards level 51.
[11/19/21 19:09:58] sheu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:45:53 towards level 59.
[11/19/21 19:44:36] Makhno had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:04 towards level 52.
[11/19/21 21:25:09] Techman has dealt edk a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:17:42 is added to edk's clock.
[11/19/21 21:46:14] zifnab06 has dealt texke a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:36:18 is added to texke's clock.
[11/19/21 23:35:16] freeboson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:31 towards level 54.
[11/19/21 23:46:39] texke was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:39:02 from level 57.
[11/20/21 00:02:21] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:48 towards level 58.
[11/20/21 00:06:19] starlink was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:39:58 from level 58.
[11/20/21 00:22:29] O[_] was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:47 towards level 52.
[11/20/21 00:36:19] blackroot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:46 towards level 56.
[11/20/21 00:39:32] ChowderKeg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:27 towards level 59.
[11/20/21 00:43:06] jjasghar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jjasghar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/21 00:43:48] JeDa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:27:34 towards level 58.
[11/20/21 00:47:58] ion reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ion's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/21 01:08:23] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:42:01 towards level 57.
[11/20/21 01:28:45] JeDa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:44:13 from level 58.
[11/20/21 02:14:07] theZoMBiE caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:21 towards level 40.
[11/20/21 02:31:02] V was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:57:31 from level 58.
[11/20/21 03:00:26] jjasghar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:33 towards level 53.
[11/20/21 04:10:39] JamCow ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:42:20 from level 57.
[11/20/21 04:15:10] spex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:03:21 towards level 57.
[11/20/21 05:08:19] soltys was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:02:40 from level 57.
[11/20/21 06:37:12] blabber burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! blabber's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/21 07:26:40] JeDa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:42:27 towards level 58.
[11/20/21 09:13:36] shikhin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:32 towards level 58.
[11/20/21 09:22:16] CompanionCube met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:11:19 from level 58.
[11/20/21 10:52:04] tsr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:06:13 from level 53.
[11/20/21 11:02:24] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:21 towards level 52.
[11/20/21 11:12:41] Sergio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:20:49 towards level 57.
[11/20/21 11:18:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Alarien's tunic! Alarien's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/21 11:22:04] KaterinaUwU's charm ate a bolt of lightning! KaterinaUwU's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/21 11:54:31] bg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:07:27 from level 57.
[11/20/21 12:48:16] DownAndUp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:58 towards level 55.
[11/20/21 13:12:33] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:43 towards level 42.
[11/20/21 13:13:12] Phil burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Phil's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/21 14:08:42] Xenthys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:23 towards level 40.
[11/20/21 14:47:38] chiastre was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:36 towards level 55.
[11/20/21 15:46:13] starlink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:01:29 from level 58.
[11/20/21 16:15:24] Feoh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:22 towards level 50.
[11/20/21 16:50:24] Lnk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:50 towards level 59.
[11/20/21 16:50:33] hiding gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:07 towards level 45.
[11/20/21 17:03:59] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:20:34 towards level 57.
[11/20/21 17:17:56] nyuszika7h caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:23 towards level 57.
[11/20/21 17:34:20] Feoh's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Feoh's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/21 17:43:29] ToHellWithGA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:30 towards level 58.
[11/20/21 18:46:16] Haqur ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:11 from level 44.
[11/20/21 19:30:13] Khorne spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Khorne's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/21 19:43:46] Nuae was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:40 from level 38.
[11/20/21 20:06:35] KaterinaUwU was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:58 from level 27.
[11/20/21 20:33:29] Wam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:31 towards level 43.
[11/20/21 21:03:52] ChowderKeg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:32:26 towards level 59.
[11/20/21 21:50:29] pztrn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:41:04 from level 58.
[11/20/21 22:37:03] A_Dragon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:10:44 towards level 58.
[11/20/21 23:15:43] Gatewayy's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Gatewayy's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/21 00:02:10] CompanionCube found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:42:42 towards level 58.
[11/21/21 00:20:02] Feoh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:57:07 towards level 51.
[11/21/21 01:05:25] Nechayev tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:07 towards level 55.
[11/21/21 01:53:17] CompanionCube found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:27:08 towards level 58.
[11/21/21 02:06:42] Nechayev hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:42 towards level 55.
[11/21/21 02:23:48] KeboDK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:28 towards level 54.
[11/21/21 02:23:57] Bkid walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:01:23 from level 56.
[11/21/21 02:46:37] Acolarh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:09:38 towards level 57.
[11/21/21 04:14:01] mordac's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! mordac's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/21 04:15:56] mordac spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! mordac's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/21 04:30:54] csc2ya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:30:39 towards level 50.
[11/21/21 04:38:31] Tenorman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:28 towards level 55.
[11/21/21 05:20:26] JeDa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:30:04 towards level 58.
[11/21/21 05:21:48] Silvanus_Betrium burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Silvanus_Betrium's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/21 05:22:42] drahthaar spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! drahthaar's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/21 05:42:22] Sorin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:23:48 from level 53.
[11/21/21 05:44:40] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:25:20 from level 55.
[11/21/21 05:56:40] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:45 towards level 56.
[11/21/21 07:32:09] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:45 towards level 56.
[11/21/21 07:50:37] JoeK had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:26 towards level 43.
[11/21/21 08:08:05] Sombra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:22 towards level 58.
[11/21/21 08:39:34] eising discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:06 towards level 58.
[11/21/21 08:53:13] Zeno gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:54 towards level 40.
[11/21/21 09:10:14] Gorek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:07:08 from level 59.
[11/21/21 09:26:38] Crazycatlady got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:27 towards level 57.
[11/21/21 10:04:44] chiastre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:28 towards level 55.
[11/21/21 10:35:50] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:20:44 towards level 58.
[11/21/21 11:24:15] aqsd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:03:07 from level 57.
[11/21/21 11:24:45] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:37:01 towards level 57.
[11/21/21 11:45:50] Syloq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Syloq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/21 12:48:08] Sombra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:17:28 from level 58.
[11/21/21 12:48:23] jayvee slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jayvee's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/21 12:49:26] KaterinaUwU hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:08 towards level 29.
[11/21/21 14:05:09] talisein was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:09:38 towards level 59.
[11/21/21 14:20:14] Destruia was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:43:03 from level 55.
[11/21/21 14:26:06] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:32:16 towards level 58.
[11/21/21 14:39:18] Mattusmindus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:37 towards level 50.
[11/21/21 14:41:00] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:25 towards level 54.
[11/21/21 15:03:20] kinus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:44 towards level 38.
[11/21/21 15:11:16] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:43:31 from level 51.
[11/21/21 15:31:45] anarcat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! anarcat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/21 15:45:42] Yuhno burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Yuhno's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/21 16:31:27] Tenorman has dealt Bolded a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:38:38 is added to Bolded's clock.
[11/21/21 17:03:43] chiastre hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:04 towards level 55.
[11/21/21 18:10:51] coding_monk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:44:14 from level 55.
[11/21/21 18:24:45] Carl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:19:56 from level 57.
[11/21/21 18:53:56] yNos walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:24 from level 29.
[11/21/21 19:25:33] lastmikoi's charm ate a bolt of lightning! lastmikoi's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/21 19:42:13] tscherer ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:52 from level 35.
[11/21/21 19:56:28] sc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:20:23 towards level 58.
[11/21/21 20:39:09] Tenorman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:47:03 from level 56.
[11/21/21 21:14:47] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:11:44 towards level 58.
[11/21/21 21:43:03] gradator reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gradator's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/21 22:12:51] EddieT137 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:00 from level 32.
[11/21/21 22:13:45] Algernon ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:56:08 from level 57.
[11/21/21 22:13:48] hiding tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:08 towards level 46.
[11/21/21 22:46:53] Bkid fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:37:23 from level 56.
[11/21/21 22:53:51] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:54 towards level 57.
[11/22/21 00:18:08] Sombra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:01:01 towards level 58.
[11/22/21 00:20:41] golgy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:08:52 towards level 58.
[11/22/21 01:00:43] fattrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:39:09 towards level 58.
[11/22/21 01:06:57] womblecat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:07 towards level 53.
[11/22/21 01:07:00] buZz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:16 towards level 56.
[11/22/21 01:35:24] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:41 towards level 54.
[11/22/21 01:53:42] freeboson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:15 towards level 54.
[11/22/21 02:01:11] Bahhumbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:44 towards level 54.
[11/22/21 02:16:26] Puff bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:30:22 towards level 58.
[11/22/21 03:16:09] Arch got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:03:10 from level 54.
[11/22/21 03:22:04] YeKong got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:47:22 from level 46.
[11/22/21 03:24:02] Affliction was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:36:15 from level 58.
[11/22/21 04:27:46] Kronan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:53 towards level 53.
[11/22/21 05:09:34] SCSi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:49 towards level 55.
[11/22/21 05:14:53] Lenny_ got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:37:48 from level 53.
[11/22/21 05:21:24] freeboson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:45 towards level 54.
[11/22/21 05:48:36] Iines discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:00:53 towards level 59.
[11/22/21 05:50:08] hax404 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:44 towards level 57.
[11/22/21 05:57:35] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:48 towards level 56.
[11/22/21 06:03:22] pyre tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:06:28 towards level 58.
[11/22/21 06:21:20] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:46 towards level 59.
[11/22/21 06:27:27] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:36:24 towards level 53.
[11/22/21 06:28:34] Ankhers found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:12:44 towards level 58.
[11/22/21 06:52:57] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:11:10 towards level 59.
[11/22/21 07:20:42] Feoh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:27 towards level 51.
[11/22/21 07:22:10] hax404 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:33:12 towards level 57.
[11/22/21 07:47:36] Xenthys was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:29:58 from level 41.
[11/22/21 08:30:48] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:15:52 towards level 58.
[11/22/21 08:43:41] DownAndUp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:52:06 towards level 55.
[11/22/21 08:44:11] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:28 towards level 51.
[11/22/21 09:49:44] The local wizard imbued Iines's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Iines's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/21 10:04:32] nya was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:11:20 towards level 58.
[11/22/21 10:04:53] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:20 towards level 54.
[11/22/21 10:10:27] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:52 towards level 54.
[11/22/21 10:15:01] Lord255 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:54:30 towards level 59.
[11/22/21 10:30:11] Chuck's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Chuck's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/21 10:42:47] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:53 towards level 51.
[11/22/21 10:53:25] KeboDK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:23 towards level 54.
[11/22/21 10:55:22] Syloq fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:00:58 from level 57.
[11/22/21 11:02:24] EddieT137 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:50 towards level 32.
[11/22/21 11:52:39] Silvanus_Betrium tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:14 towards level 57.
[11/22/21 12:13:37] golgy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:25:20 towards level 58.
[11/22/21 12:45:26] JamCow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JamCow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/21 13:01:57] Thorael ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:33:15 from level 58.
[11/22/21 13:21:26] Phil was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:34 towards level 56.
[11/22/21 13:46:18] tomhek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:24 towards level 57.
[11/22/21 14:37:57] jjasghar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:19 towards level 53.
[11/22/21 14:47:26] hiding fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:17 from level 46.
[11/22/21 15:29:39] MetaNova fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:36:39 from level 59.
[11/22/21 16:21:50] pants has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:04:03 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[11/22/21 16:47:47] Haqur discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:58 towards level 45.
[11/22/21 17:08:02] Nysdar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:18:13 towards level 58.
[11/22/21 18:48:45] Melon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:42 towards level 43.
[11/22/21 18:52:13] Affliction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:13 towards level 58.
[11/22/21 18:58:05] Ungoliant ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:48 from level 45.
[11/22/21 21:50:54] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:17:26 towards level 58.
[11/22/21 22:03:12] Asara got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:32:46 towards level 59.
[11/22/21 22:07:58] Destruia tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:19 towards level 55.
[11/22/21 23:00:54] Lnk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:29:18 towards level 60.
[11/22/21 23:08:54] tscherer reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tscherer's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/21 23:27:55] Zaratustra slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Zaratustra's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/22/21 23:35:02] nya was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:50:45 towards level 58.
[11/23/21 00:18:21] Feoh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:31 towards level 51.
[11/23/21 00:44:37] d4n13L slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! d4n13L's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/23/21 00:55:33] Covid-19 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:08 towards level 57.
[11/23/21 01:48:41] t3chn0 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:29:53 from level 57.
[11/23/21 02:10:15] Kachin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:16:01 towards level 57.
[11/23/21 02:37:16] MELOONi walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:19:27 from level 56.
[11/23/21 03:06:57] Alarien found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:15 towards level 57.
[11/23/21 03:15:08] JeDa was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:19:19 from level 58.
[11/23/21 03:47:32] HeavyPodda ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:17:17 from level 56.
[11/23/21 04:02:59] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:48 towards level 51.
[11/23/21 04:40:55] Jens was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:29:50 towards level 56.
[11/23/21 04:51:36] KaterinaUwU found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:11 towards level 32.
[11/23/21 06:00:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hdm's tunic! hdm's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/21 06:26:35] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:31 towards level 59.
[11/23/21 07:19:30] drahthaar was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:54:45 from level 59.
[11/23/21 07:23:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on GyrosGeier's tunic! GyrosGeier's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/21 08:02:42] CrashOverride was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:39:09 towards level 59.
[11/23/21 08:43:04] V was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:05:08 from level 59.
[11/23/21 09:57:08] ukleinek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:14:18 from level 53.
[11/23/21 10:03:00] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:46 towards level 58.
[11/23/21 10:20:10] The local wizard imbued Karen's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Karen's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/21 11:23:57] Crazycatlady has dealt HellSpawn a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:35:18 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/23/21 11:28:40] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:11 towards level 56.
[11/23/21 11:50:17] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:55:29 towards level 57.
[11/23/21 12:02:26] VOID had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:24 towards level 40.
[11/23/21 12:20:23] Bolded gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:05 towards level 33.
[11/23/21 12:27:10] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:43 towards level 58.
[11/23/21 12:52:34] Wam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:38:57 from level 44.
[11/23/21 12:57:13] Algernon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:40 towards level 57.
[11/23/21 13:40:17] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:34:47 from level 58.
[11/23/21 13:45:15] mrmonday tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:14:10 towards level 58.
[11/23/21 15:03:19] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:18:52 towards level 57.
[11/23/21 15:12:30] sparogy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:44 towards level 21.
[11/23/21 15:38:37] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:06:20 towards level 59.
[11/23/21 15:46:27] yNos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:52 towards level 32.
[11/23/21 15:59:57] sheu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:52 towards level 59.
[11/23/21 16:05:41] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:04 towards level 57.
[11/23/21 16:46:20] Sokar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:25:43 towards level 58.
[11/23/21 17:02:47] Togra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:04:02 towards level 57.
[11/23/21 18:06:30] Sherpard2 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:15:17 towards level 58.
[11/23/21 18:45:18] kinus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:55 towards level 40.
[11/23/21 19:01:57] KaterinaUwU was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:02 towards level 33.
[11/23/21 19:03:46] freeboson was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:44:55 from level 54.
[11/23/21 19:18:46] Majak was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:40:58 towards level 58.
[11/23/21 19:19:10] blabber bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:50 towards level 57.
[11/23/21 20:37:15] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:11:22 towards level 57.
[11/23/21 21:23:03] Cirdan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:09:11 from level 57.
[11/23/21 21:41:55] blackroot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:09 towards level 56.
[11/23/21 21:44:25] JeDa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:03:17 towards level 58.
[11/23/21 21:45:53] Wam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:47 towards level 44.
[11/23/21 23:07:45] MELOONi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:00 towards level 56.
[11/23/21 23:19:12] MadMan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:33:57 from level 57.
[11/23/21 23:21:19] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:57 towards level 58.
[11/23/21 23:23:49] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:50:31 towards level 58.
[11/23/21 23:24:46] VonToutCourt has dealt theZoMBiE a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:13:21 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[11/23/21 23:34:00] Paperclip was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:16:59 from level 58.
[11/23/21 23:47:03] kiska's charm ate a bolt of lightning! kiska's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/24/21 01:46:37] Majak's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Majak's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/24/21 01:59:43] Kritzefitz met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:47:05 from level 54.
[11/24/21 02:05:38] soltys was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:39:51 from level 57.
[11/24/21 04:08:28] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:06:25 towards level 58.
[11/24/21 04:13:00] StalkR was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:10:52 from level 56.
[11/24/21 04:43:21] buyoq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:15:23 towards level 53.
[11/24/21 04:44:00] pyre was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:56:14 from level 58.
[11/24/21 05:08:56] sheu has dealt damyan a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:55:41 is added to damyan's clock.
[11/24/21 05:31:21] rs was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:35:52 towards level 57.
[11/24/21 05:32:18] Fehu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:35:13 from level 44.
[11/24/21 05:36:38] Algernon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:09:30 towards level 57.
[11/24/21 05:48:22] tswsl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:34:36 from level 59.
[11/24/21 05:49:31] O[_] tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:51:28 towards level 53.
[11/24/21 06:09:56] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:25 towards level 59.
[11/24/21 06:28:06] unicron was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:52 from level 54.
[11/24/21 06:59:09] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:45 towards level 51.
[11/24/21 07:20:10] hare ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:52:18 from level 52.
[11/24/21 08:02:27] Aksej got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:49 towards level 49.
[11/24/21 08:07:56] TheSilentLink met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:22:49 from level 54.
[11/24/21 08:12:48] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:26 from level 51.
[11/24/21 08:59:52] MELOONi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:39 towards level 56.
[11/24/21 09:25:24] VOID got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:32 towards level 41.
[11/24/21 09:29:16] Sombra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:36 towards level 58.
[11/24/21 09:57:55] Cirdan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:25:40 from level 57.
[11/24/21 11:15:12] cremefresh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:34 towards level 58.
[11/24/21 11:15:15] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:13 towards level 59.
[11/24/21 11:28:36] Xenthys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:43 towards level 42.
[11/24/21 12:03:11] Lenny_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:34 towards level 53.
[11/24/21 12:27:24] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:20:53 towards level 59.
[11/24/21 12:28:27] TimWolla was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:45 from level 58.
[11/24/21 12:45:31] buzel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:14:24 towards level 59.
[11/24/21 13:40:59] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:59:29 towards level 59.
[11/24/21 13:48:09] Cirdan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:40:31 towards level 57.
[11/24/21 13:56:05] sid3windr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:30:42 from level 58.
[11/24/21 15:18:43] StalkR hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:10 towards level 56.
[11/24/21 15:37:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on caeli's tunic! caeli's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/24/21 16:05:00] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:53:58 towards level 55.
[11/24/21 16:31:39] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:35 towards level 54.
[11/24/21 16:52:16] Sokar has dealt adamus1red a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:25:36 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[11/24/21 17:02:19] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:18 towards level 56.
[11/24/21 17:26:34] fattrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:09:19 towards level 58.
[11/24/21 18:16:36] drahthaar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:37:02 from level 59.
[11/24/21 19:03:19] Zeno caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:32 towards level 42.
[11/24/21 19:23:54] zifnab06 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:42 towards level 49.
[11/24/21 19:49:51] kiska was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:59 towards level 50.
[11/24/21 19:54:10] adamus1red found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:34:47 towards level 57.
[11/24/21 21:10:25] Plato discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:52 towards level 51.
[11/24/21 21:12:10] Bolded caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:57 towards level 35.
[11/24/21 21:18:20] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:34 from level 51.
[11/24/21 21:22:17] Silvanus_Betrium got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:33:27 from level 58.
[11/24/21 21:55:39] nya was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:55:11 from level 58.
[11/24/21 22:21:45] Kritzefitz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:40 towards level 54.
[11/24/21 22:57:19] nyuszika7h hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:57 towards level 57.
[11/24/21 23:17:50] caeli found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:47 towards level 58.
[11/24/21 23:39:37] lastmikoi fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:56:16 from level 43.
[11/25/21 01:03:22] hiding was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:29 towards level 46.
[11/25/21 01:43:48] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:05:01 towards level 55.
[11/25/21 02:49:35] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:08 towards level 58.
[11/25/21 04:31:30] jayvee was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:07:22 towards level 58.
[11/25/21 05:23:23] nya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:32:59 towards level 58.
[11/25/21 06:15:11] gegenschein fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:27:20 from level 50.
[11/25/21 06:17:50] starlink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:53:37 towards level 58.
[11/25/21 06:36:57] jayvee found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:46:00 towards level 58.
[11/25/21 07:12:10] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:13 towards level 56.
[11/25/21 08:14:05] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:58 towards level 57.
[11/25/21 08:22:01] krin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:45:15 towards level 56.
[11/25/21 09:16:36] buZz met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:34:45 from level 57.
[11/25/21 10:25:32] Faradome found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:46 towards level 55.
[11/25/21 10:26:20] mrmonday's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! mrmonday's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/25/21 10:58:39] CodeGeek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:35:42 from level 58.
[11/25/21 11:08:41] bg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:08:35 towards level 58.
[11/25/21 11:34:22] nawcom hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:28 towards level 54.
[11/25/21 11:37:32] jayvee had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:13:21 towards level 58.
[11/25/21 11:38:56] lastmikoi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:50 towards level 43.
[11/25/21 12:22:02] Crazycatlady had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:55 towards level 57.
[11/25/21 12:24:32] MistahKel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:46:39 from level 52.
[11/25/21 13:13:00] The_Decryptor was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:15 towards level 57.
[11/25/21 14:07:35] misha reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! misha's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/21 14:13:19] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:49:38 towards level 58.
[11/25/21 14:29:01] RussellB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:57:49 towards level 58.
[11/25/21 15:40:20] kiska bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:40 towards level 50.
[11/25/21 16:01:36] JoeK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:28 towards level 44.
[11/25/21 16:07:23] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:03 towards level 57.
[11/25/21 16:50:15] Syloq was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:39 towards level 57.
[11/25/21 16:54:33] Feoh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:41 from level 51.
[11/25/21 16:54:51] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:36 towards level 51.
[11/25/21 17:02:23] blackroot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:56:07 towards level 57.
[11/25/21 17:17:38] HellSpawn's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! HellSpawn's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/21 17:25:09] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:24:09 towards level 56.
[11/25/21 17:36:57] JigmeDatse was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:08:00 towards level 54.
[11/25/21 17:42:22] csc2ya's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! csc2ya's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/21 17:42:52] Koffa was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:03:43 from level 57.
[11/25/21 17:44:55] Wam ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:36:20 from level 45.
[11/25/21 17:58:55] wesley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:40 towards level 37.
[11/25/21 19:02:09] soul ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:56 from level 45.
[11/25/21 19:57:05] Aksej was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:22:05 from level 50.
[11/25/21 20:38:25] Hirion has dealt Zeno a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:54:18 is added to Zeno's clock.
[11/25/21 20:44:08] d4n13L tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:25 towards level 56.
[11/25/21 20:44:47] Mattusmindus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:30 towards level 51.
[11/25/21 20:51:03] jayvee was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:38:57 from level 58.
[11/25/21 20:54:55] SCSi has dealt VOID a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:10:27 is added to VOID's clock.
[11/25/21 21:31:24] Sokar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:49 towards level 58.
[11/25/21 21:55:26] Tangles found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:25 towards level 51.
[11/25/21 22:17:13] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:52:49 towards level 58.
[11/25/21 22:18:34] Susumurata found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:48:40 towards level 45.
[11/25/21 22:23:44] aqsd found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:08:58 towards level 57.
[11/25/21 22:41:03] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:32 towards level 54.
[11/25/21 22:50:12] yNos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:18 towards level 35.
[11/25/21 23:04:57] ToHellWithGA has dealt judahnator a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:49:56 is added to judahnator's clock.
[11/25/21 23:35:07] Algernon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:07:36 from level 57.
[11/26/21 00:47:37] bg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:22:16 from level 58.
[11/26/21 01:45:43] Bahhumbug met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:17:04 from level 55.
[11/26/21 01:58:44] CrashOverride tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:31 towards level 59.
[11/26/21 02:34:05] pztrn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:19:17 towards level 59.
[11/26/21 02:44:36] jayvee was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:21:34 towards level 58.
[11/26/21 02:51:46] Yuhno tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:48 towards level 58.
[11/26/21 03:02:10] pfoley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:32 towards level 56.
[11/26/21 03:03:13] soltys's charm ate a bolt of lightning! soltys's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/26/21 03:12:11] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:10 towards level 55.
[11/26/21 03:45:54] sid3windr was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:00:19 from level 58.
[11/26/21 04:10:11] Nysdar slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Nysdar's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/21 06:32:29] Phil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:08:29 towards level 57.
[11/26/21 07:58:34] JackyB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:04:03 towards level 52.
[11/26/21 08:30:37] YeKong hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:38 towards level 47.
[11/26/21 08:59:46] uovobw walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:41:27 from level 57.
[11/26/21 09:21:39] buZz was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:50:25 from level 57.
[11/26/21 09:36:09] TheSilentLink ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:45:32 from level 54.
[11/26/21 09:54:27] VOID was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:44 towards level 42.
[11/26/21 10:19:26] drahthaar's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! drahthaar's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/21 12:44:12] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:58:30 towards level 57.
[11/26/21 12:45:30] cornfeedhobo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:26:58 from level 54.
[11/26/21 12:58:51] pyre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:37:47 towards level 58.
[11/26/21 13:40:13] kiska bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:05 towards level 50.
[11/26/21 14:20:58] soul bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:05 towards level 46.
[11/26/21 14:52:34] _sh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:41:43 from level 59.
[11/26/21 15:28:39] Covid-19's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Covid-19's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/21 15:31:03] krin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:37 towards level 56.
[11/26/21 15:57:02] Plato had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:27 towards level 51.
[11/26/21 15:57:17] edk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:39:45 towards level 59.
[11/26/21 16:05:49] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:06 towards level 57.
[11/26/21 17:02:34] Lenny_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:07 towards level 53.
[11/26/21 17:09:14] canton7 has dealt Lenny_ a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:30:07 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[11/26/21 17:51:04] tswsl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:02 towards level 59.
[11/26/21 18:44:48] Puff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:16:30 towards level 58.
[11/26/21 19:37:21] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:33 towards level 58.
[11/26/21 19:56:59] Paperclip found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:57 towards level 58.
[11/26/21 20:05:40] wesley ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:12 from level 38.
[11/26/21 20:52:06] O[_] gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:02:59 towards level 53.
[11/26/21 20:57:25] "\@_ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:57:56 towards level 58.
[11/26/21 22:18:31] The local wizard imbued ToHellWithGA's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ToHellWithGA's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/26/21 22:52:17] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:04 towards level 59.
[11/26/21 23:45:17] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:44 towards level 52.
[11/26/21 23:54:36] Iines was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:12 towards level 59.
[11/26/21 23:55:00] kinus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:40 towards level 41.
[11/27/21 00:22:33] The local wizard imbued Tor's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tor's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/21 00:24:55] canton7's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! canton7's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/21 00:28:42] Majak ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:24:20 from level 58.
[11/27/21 01:26:29] Kritzefitz slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Kritzefitz's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/27/21 01:35:36] VOID was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:19 towards level 42.
[11/27/21 02:19:51] hdm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:05:33 towards level 59.
[11/27/21 02:36:09] bookworm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:39 towards level 57.
[11/27/21 03:04:52] Jens had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:01 towards level 56.
[11/27/21 04:43:37] buzel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! buzel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/21 05:17:35] Nechayev caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:01:12 towards level 56.
[11/27/21 05:22:18] YeKong ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:48 from level 47.
[11/27/21 05:45:26] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:41:29 towards level 57.
[11/27/21 06:23:46] allo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:14:33 from level 58.
[11/27/21 07:20:37] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:06:18 towards level 58.
[11/27/21 07:40:08] rs was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:05:42 towards level 57.
[11/27/21 08:46:06] JoeK had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:09 towards level 45.
[11/27/21 09:07:04] Bolded was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:57 towards level 37.
[11/27/21 09:09:47] nyuszika7h was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:37 towards level 57.
[11/27/21 09:16:06] Jens's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Jens's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/21 09:24:37] xbill slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! xbill's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/27/21 09:45:33] Sombra has dealt Susumurata a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:58:22 is added to Susumurata's clock.
[11/27/21 09:50:39] Sombra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:09 from level 58.
[11/27/21 12:14:20] "\@_ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:14 towards level 58.
[11/27/21 12:47:19] Alarien has dealt Melon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:47:45 is added to Melon's clock.
[11/27/21 13:03:58] Wam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:55 towards level 45.
[11/27/21 13:06:28] Susumurata burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Susumurata's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/27/21 13:16:48] cremefresh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:57:45 towards level 59.
[11/27/21 13:25:13] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:18:32 towards level 59.
[11/27/21 14:20:16] Paperclip got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:28 towards level 58.
[11/27/21 14:25:20] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:48:17 from level 56.
[11/27/21 14:42:17] nawcom burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! nawcom's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/27/21 14:43:17] JamCow was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:35 from level 57.
[11/27/21 14:57:23] krin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:59 from level 56.
[11/27/21 15:17:48] pztrn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:29:07 towards level 59.
[11/27/21 15:18:36] BastelBot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:32:09 towards level 58.
[11/27/21 16:06:58] nyuszika7h met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:37 from level 57.
[11/27/21 16:33:07] mrmonday's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! mrmonday's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/21 16:52:53] anarcat met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:36:36 from level 59.
[11/27/21 17:22:13] DownAndUp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:06 towards level 55.
[11/27/21 17:46:54] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:35:36 towards level 57.
[11/27/21 18:13:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cirdan's tunic! Cirdan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/21 18:13:24] uovobw caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:24:36 towards level 57.
[11/27/21 18:21:28] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:51 towards level 59.
[11/27/21 19:50:44] freeboson ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:43 from level 54.
[11/27/21 20:13:13] Lnk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lnk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/21 20:33:59] Phil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:33 towards level 57.
[11/27/21 20:54:06] anarcat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:25:24 from level 59.
[11/27/21 20:57:58] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:27 towards level 55.
[11/27/21 21:44:53] Affliction was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:04 from level 58.
[11/27/21 22:02:07] Tangles ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:45 from level 51.
[11/27/21 22:06:16] MadMan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:13:20 towards level 57.
[11/27/21 22:59:15] simple has dealt Haqur a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:37:16 is added to Haqur's clock.
[11/27/21 23:02:45] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:41:33 towards level 56.
[11/27/21 23:17:19] RussellB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:40:15 towards level 58.
[11/27/21 23:19:31] KaterinaUwU was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:10 towards level 37.
[11/27/21 23:34:22] wesley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:02 towards level 38.
[11/28/21 00:18:11] Kritzefitz was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:02:02 from level 54.
[11/28/21 00:33:23] CompanionCube had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:19 towards level 58.
[11/28/21 01:01:35] unicron burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! unicron's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/28/21 01:44:11] apb's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! apb's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/28/21 01:58:49] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:14 towards level 57.
[11/28/21 03:01:19] Crazycatlady was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:58:40 towards level 58.
[11/28/21 05:36:55] Pinkman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:48 towards level 45.
[11/28/21 06:16:42] Ankhers was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:30 towards level 58.
[11/28/21 06:21:22] Arch found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:12 towards level 54.
[11/28/21 06:25:23] Yarosh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Yarosh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/28/21 06:55:05] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:04:38 towards level 57.
[11/28/21 06:55:44] drahthaar was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:15:41 from level 59.
[11/28/21 07:33:16] buyoq burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! buyoq's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/28/21 07:34:49] sheu got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:33:59 from level 60.
[11/28/21 08:07:08] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:48:42 towards level 57.
[11/28/21 08:13:54] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:44:16 towards level 58.
[11/28/21 08:21:13] O[_]'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! O[_]'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/28/21 08:35:02] Majak slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Majak's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/28/21 08:59:38] hugga fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:02 from level 27.
[11/28/21 09:34:28] gegenschein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:29 towards level 50.
[11/28/21 09:55:59] Bluedog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:11:22 towards level 57.
[11/28/21 10:41:22] buyoq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buyoq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/28/21 11:11:13] Yuhno tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:00:43 towards level 59.
[11/28/21 11:34:33] Kronan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:52:36 towards level 54.
[11/28/21 12:23:10] sc got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:34:53 from level 58.
[11/28/21 12:49:11] Syloq was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:24:22 towards level 58.
[11/28/21 12:57:40] d4n13L tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:29 towards level 56.
[11/28/21 12:59:10] sheu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:31:26 towards level 60.
[11/28/21 14:13:32] canton7 has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:51:43 is added to pfoley's clock.
[11/28/21 14:41:43] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:53 towards level 55.
[11/28/21 15:01:09] sheu got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:07:21 from level 60.
[11/28/21 15:15:18] herald hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:49 towards level 30.
[11/28/21 15:54:05] coding_monk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:13:02 towards level 55.
[11/28/21 16:17:36] allo reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! allo's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/28/21 16:18:01] bananaboat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:28:30 towards level 55.
[11/28/21 16:23:50] Sherpard2 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:28 towards level 58.
[11/28/21 16:46:58] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:04:44 towards level 59.
[11/28/21 17:16:34] fattrat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:56 towards level 58.
[11/28/21 17:56:18] freeboson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:10:47 towards level 55.
[11/28/21 17:59:31] rs was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:54:59 from level 57.
[11/28/21 18:26:04] rs bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:41 towards level 57.
[11/28/21 18:27:49] Iines found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:34:58 towards level 59.
[11/28/21 18:41:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on DownAndUp's tunic! DownAndUp's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/28/21 19:05:56] xbill found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:25 towards level 58.
[11/28/21 19:34:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on HeavyPodda's tunic! HeavyPodda's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/28/21 19:39:45] talisein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:23:45 towards level 59.
[11/28/21 20:00:19] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:17:59 towards level 59.
[11/28/21 20:35:03] sky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:01:33 towards level 56.
[11/28/21 22:00:45] HellSpawn burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! HellSpawn's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/28/21 22:06:25] Disruptor tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:15 towards level 53.
[11/28/21 22:13:20] Silvanus_Betrium found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:09 towards level 58.
[11/28/21 22:25:14] signofzeta's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! signofzeta's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/28/21 22:48:58] lastmikoi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:20 towards level 44.
[11/29/21 00:48:44] Fehu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:47 towards level 45.
[11/29/21 01:24:15] Paganel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:08:16 towards level 58.
[11/29/21 01:29:17] bg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/21 02:40:48] JoeK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:17 towards level 45.
[11/29/21 05:37:15] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:40:09 towards level 59.
[11/29/21 06:03:33] Yarosh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Yarosh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/21 06:54:15] "\@_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:04 towards level 58.
[11/29/21 07:49:18] canton7 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:30 towards level 56.
[11/29/21 09:02:57] Silvanus_Betrium bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:23:33 towards level 58.
[11/29/21 09:31:03] The local wizard imbued Feoh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Feoh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/21 09:48:10] bobvador walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:27:41 from level 56.
[11/29/21 10:19:10] uovobw gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:52:32 towards level 57.
[11/29/21 11:28:04] Melon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Melon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/21 12:15:15] kinus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:34 towards level 42.
[11/29/21 13:13:00] Alarien bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:27:39 towards level 58.
[11/29/21 14:30:38] Bolded was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:36 towards level 38.
[11/29/21 15:10:46] Aksej found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:59 towards level 50.
[11/29/21 15:20:27] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:44:44 towards level 57.
[11/29/21 15:46:58] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:35 towards level 58.
[11/29/21 15:50:13] postikana caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:51 towards level 52.
[11/29/21 18:58:10] vectr0n got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:30:02 towards level 55.
[11/29/21 19:52:28] Acolarh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:25:45 towards level 57.
[11/29/21 20:57:46] Xenthys's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Xenthys's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/29/21 21:22:33] Paganel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:44:15 towards level 58.
[11/29/21 21:41:14] signofzeta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:40 towards level 45.
[11/29/21 21:44:33] gradator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:55 towards level 58.
[11/29/21 23:00:21] Lenny_ reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lenny_'s shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/21 23:48:27] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:38:40 towards level 59.
[11/30/21 01:58:25] Disruptor found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:26 towards level 53.
[11/30/21 02:04:05] Bluedog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:57:51 towards level 57.
[11/30/21 02:10:09] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:58 towards level 53.
[11/30/21 02:36:39] YeKong was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:48:41 from level 47.
[11/30/21 03:26:00] The local wizard imbued Kangie's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kangie's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/21 03:30:10] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:19:41 towards level 58.
[11/30/21 04:09:00] starlink had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:23 towards level 58.
[11/30/21 04:36:24] The local wizard imbued Feoh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Feoh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/21 05:06:40] allo's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! allo's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/21 05:06:49] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:55:56 towards level 59.
[11/30/21 05:18:58] bg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:11:39 towards level 58.
[11/30/21 05:38:14] Psilocybe slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Psilocybe's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/30/21 06:53:33] Phil had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:39:25 towards level 57.
[11/30/21 07:06:30] Algernon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:11 towards level 57.
[11/30/21 08:33:40] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:15:30 towards level 57.
[11/30/21 09:26:49] nawcom met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:36:18 from level 54.
[11/30/21 09:28:10] MistahKel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:01 towards level 52.
[11/30/21 09:42:22] Khorne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:44 towards level 57.
[11/30/21 10:19:19] Affliction fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:56:23 from level 59.
[11/30/21 10:20:28] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:33 towards level 59.
[11/30/21 11:33:26] Kritzefitz fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:11:02 from level 54.
[11/30/21 12:48:39] Algernon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:36 towards level 57.
[11/30/21 13:14:51] buzel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:20:59 from level 59.
[11/30/21 13:28:21] aqsd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:08:00 towards level 57.
[11/30/21 13:37:38] yano met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:24:55 from level 55.
[11/30/21 13:58:24] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:33:44 towards level 53.
[11/30/21 14:09:59] sparogy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:56 towards level 30.
[11/30/21 14:23:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on DownAndUp's tunic! DownAndUp's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/21 14:43:46] sparogy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:50 towards level 30.
[11/30/21 15:17:53] vectr0n gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:16:03 towards level 55.
[11/30/21 15:23:21] A_Dragon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:10:51 towards level 58.
[11/30/21 15:29:28] Feltharell reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Feltharell's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/21 15:43:01] Asara ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:53:59 from level 60.
[11/30/21 15:49:06] AlexS had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:40 towards level 57.
[11/30/21 17:38:09] ToHellWithGA tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:24:07 towards level 59.
[11/30/21 18:51:16] Silvanus_Betrium was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:27:34 from level 58.
[11/30/21 18:57:08] Centrixx had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:33 towards level 58.
[11/30/21 18:57:54] Kachin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:00 towards level 57.
[11/30/21 19:41:52] Kachin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:20:57 towards level 57.
[11/30/21 19:55:24] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:04 towards level 58.
[11/30/21 19:57:04] Fehu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:27 towards level 45.
[11/30/21 20:04:45] mrmonday hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:10 towards level 58.
[11/30/21 20:10:40] omero had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:42 towards level 54.
[11/30/21 21:16:42] kline caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:13 towards level 58.
[11/30/21 21:36:04] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:54 towards level 57.
[11/30/21 21:37:46] TimWolla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:09:54 towards level 59.
[11/30/21 22:00:03] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:21:53 from level 58.
[11/30/21 22:05:07] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:33 towards level 57.
[11/30/21 23:17:58] tswsl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:15 from level 59.
[11/30/21 23:41:38] Gorek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:11 from level 59.
[12/01/21 00:20:07] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:33 towards level 59.
[12/01/21 00:26:05] Melon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:15 towards level 45.
[12/01/21 00:39:47] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:14:24 from level 57.
[12/01/21 01:59:24] Paperclip bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:39 towards level 58.
[12/01/21 02:06:47] dCLCp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:29 towards level 35.
[12/01/21 02:27:08] "\@_ got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:28:15 from level 58.
[12/01/21 02:32:57] Syloq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:01:52 towards level 58.
[12/01/21 02:44:33] Nechayev's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Nechayev's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/21 03:09:53] zankore was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:00:39 towards level 53.
[12/01/21 03:47:45] gegenschein met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:53:24 from level 51.
[12/01/21 04:52:48] ukleinek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ukleinek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/01/21 05:30:09] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:40 towards level 59.
[12/01/21 05:51:01] Lnk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:31:54 towards level 60.
[12/01/21 06:20:18] EddieT137 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:38 towards level 39.
[12/01/21 06:53:34] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:30:34 towards level 59.
[12/01/21 06:59:32] JoeK found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:42 towards level 46.
[12/01/21 07:44:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kiska's tunic! kiska's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/21 08:04:14] Xenthys was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:26:38 from level 44.
[12/01/21 09:33:30] Ancalagon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:05 towards level 58.
[12/01/21 09:40:49] Nysdar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:52 towards level 58.
[12/01/21 09:47:23] texke had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:39:57 towards level 58.
[12/01/21 09:49:51] Psilocybe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:48:47 towards level 58.
[12/01/21 09:50:30] kiska slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! kiska's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/01/21 10:25:49] jjasghar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:25:20 towards level 54.
[12/01/21 10:43:08] Lnk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:18:36 from level 60.
[12/01/21 10:46:33] Covid-19 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:37:35 towards level 58.
[12/01/21 11:02:54] Asara bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:18:53 towards level 60.
[12/01/21 12:07:24] VonToutCourt's charm ate a bolt of lightning! VonToutCourt's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/21 12:32:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Puff's tunic! Puff's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/21 12:54:36] buZz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:47:55 towards level 57.
[12/01/21 14:30:39] jjasghar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jjasghar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/21 15:18:07] rawgreaze found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:05 towards level 47.
[12/01/21 16:03:35] TheSilentLink fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:40:29 from level 54.
[12/01/21 17:04:51] Paperclip was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:33:04 from level 58.
[12/01/21 17:22:55] megubyte bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:28 towards level 53.
[12/01/21 17:45:51] Disruptor found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:17:35 towards level 54.
[12/01/21 18:48:11] allo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:18 towards level 58.
[12/01/21 19:01:13] soul found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:05 towards level 47.
[12/01/21 19:26:15] Ungoliant got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:09 towards level 47.
[12/01/21 20:37:47] nyuszika7h was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:44:13 from level 58.
[12/01/21 20:46:10] d4n13L has dealt talisein a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:00:43 is added to talisein's clock.
[12/01/21 21:55:41] bookworm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bookworm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/01/21 23:05:04] io was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:47:11 from level 60.
[12/01/21 23:43:00] Lord255 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:39:17 towards level 59.
[12/01/21 23:57:48] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:40 towards level 57.
[12/02/21 00:28:25] soul found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:14 towards level 47.
[12/02/21 00:33:08] gegenschein was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:17:14 towards level 51.
[12/02/21 00:44:31] Covid-19 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:59:47 towards level 58.
[12/02/21 00:51:26] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:38 towards level 56.
[12/02/21 01:32:35] Puff was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:06 towards level 58.
[12/02/21 02:02:41] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:23 towards level 55.
[12/02/21 05:12:34] Syloq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:57 towards level 58.
[12/02/21 05:49:32] "\@_ met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:26:00 from level 58.
[12/02/21 06:34:24] Gorek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:37:37 towards level 60.
[12/02/21 06:44:31] Yarosh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:54:47 towards level 58.
[12/02/21 07:05:20] SCSi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:36:16 towards level 56.
[12/02/21 07:36:07] Zeno tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:39 towards level 43.
[12/02/21 07:36:34] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:47:21 from level 57.
[12/02/21 07:41:29] Asara found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:06:41 towards level 60.
[12/02/21 07:53:16] CodeGeek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:59 from level 58.
[12/02/21 08:05:07] nya spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! nya's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/02/21 08:17:15] Wolf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:05 towards level 58.
[12/02/21 08:27:05] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:17 towards level 52.
[12/02/21 08:41:44] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:20 towards level 52.
[12/02/21 08:53:22] crank reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! crank's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/21 09:16:54] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:59 towards level 58.
[12/02/21 09:31:54] Lord255 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:20 towards level 59.
[12/02/21 09:46:03] hugga bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:14 towards level 33.
[12/02/21 10:39:31] mordac's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! mordac's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/21 10:39:40] hdm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:04:53 towards level 59.
[12/02/21 10:52:07] Puff was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:05 from level 58.
[12/02/21 11:13:32] freeboson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:55:11 towards level 55.
[12/02/21 12:35:44] StalkR hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:49:50 towards level 57.
[12/02/21 12:52:57] Covid-19 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Covid-19's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/21 13:40:39] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:32:47 towards level 59.
[12/02/21 13:58:10] hiding gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:12:34 towards level 48.
[12/02/21 14:25:40] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:08 towards level 52.
[12/02/21 14:33:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on di0nysus's tunic! di0nysus's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/21 15:11:57] blackroot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:56 towards level 57.
[12/02/21 15:27:06] CodeGeek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:11 towards level 58.
[12/02/21 15:46:55] CompanionCube's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CompanionCube's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/21 16:29:34] Disruptor ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:59:27 from level 54.
[12/02/21 16:34:29] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:23:29 towards level 53.
[12/02/21 16:53:48] lastmikoi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:39 towards level 45.
[12/02/21 17:21:02] hare was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:12 from level 52.
[12/02/21 17:21:44] hugga has dealt CharlieAngel a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:38:26 is added to CharlieAngel's clock.
[12/02/21 17:59:31] Kronan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:35:38 from level 54.
[12/02/21 18:19:33] KaterinaUwU got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:54 towards level 39.
[12/02/21 19:00:06] cremefresh burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! cremefresh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/02/21 19:43:36] Ungoliant ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:40 from level 47.
[12/02/21 19:54:02] Kronan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:36:39 towards level 54.
[12/02/21 20:21:43] "\@_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:21 towards level 58.
[12/02/21 20:58:39] Yarosh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:15:10 from level 58.
[12/02/21 21:00:48] Psilocybe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:16:34 from level 58.
[12/02/21 21:02:48] CharlieAngel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:56:34 from level 54.
[12/02/21 21:38:19] spex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:03:36 towards level 58.
[12/02/21 22:00:26] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:10 towards level 52.
[12/02/21 23:00:09] Puff got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:51 from level 58.
[12/03/21 00:17:15] kiska got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:35:05 from level 51.
[12/03/21 00:33:39] signofzeta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:48 towards level 45.
[12/03/21 00:41:59] Arch bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:50 towards level 55.
[12/03/21 00:53:49] munkis ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:06:57 from level 54.
[12/03/21 01:22:09] starlink tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:59 towards level 58.
[12/03/21 01:31:50] Sherpard2 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:39 towards level 58.
[12/03/21 02:03:53] gradator was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:56:55 from level 59.
[12/03/21 02:55:27] Alarien was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:21:37 towards level 58.
[12/03/21 03:14:03] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:46:29 towards level 58.
[12/03/21 03:23:29] hiding caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:59 towards level 48.
[12/03/21 03:34:01] Nuae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:26 towards level 43.
[12/03/21 03:39:35] hiding ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:20:03 from level 48.
[12/03/21 03:45:09] The local wizard imbued AlexS's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! AlexS's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/21 03:59:15] chiastre found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:34 towards level 56.
[12/03/21 04:00:24] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:01:16 towards level 57.
[12/03/21 04:25:05] buyoq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:56 towards level 53.
[12/03/21 05:26:31] Lnk fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:08:18 from level 60.
[12/03/21 06:09:48] fattrat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:29:56 from level 59.
[12/03/21 06:25:09] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:11:28 towards level 59.
[12/03/21 06:38:15] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:44 towards level 58.
[12/03/21 07:10:12] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:06 towards level 59.
[12/03/21 08:03:56] lastmikoi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:34 towards level 45.
[12/03/21 08:57:45] Khorne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:11:07 towards level 58.
[12/03/21 09:25:38] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:29:52 towards level 58.
[12/03/21 10:24:07] gildarts caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:16 towards level 57.
[12/03/21 10:41:07] el found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:40:22 towards level 59.
[12/03/21 10:41:31] adamus1red has dealt Feltharell a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:24:24 is added to Feltharell's clock.
[12/03/21 10:43:29] Alarien was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:55:27 towards level 58.
[12/03/21 11:17:05] MELOONi has dealt keepermurph a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:17:32 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[12/03/21 11:29:35] EddieT137 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:07 towards level 40.
[12/03/21 11:38:22] freeboson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:16 towards level 55.
[12/03/21 11:49:11] CompanionCube's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CompanionCube's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/21 11:56:48] Lord255's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Lord255's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/03/21 13:43:26] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:25 towards level 58.
[12/03/21 14:08:05] Puff ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:10:35 from level 59.
[12/03/21 14:22:40] JamCow was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:47:27 from level 58.
[12/03/21 15:45:36] kinus ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:42 from level 42.
[12/03/21 15:52:58] Faradome reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Faradome's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/21 15:54:55] krin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:35:42 towards level 57.
[12/03/21 16:09:16] chiastre discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:23 towards level 56.
[12/03/21 17:20:13] hiding bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:10 towards level 48.
[12/03/21 18:30:51] eising walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:08:02 from level 59.
[12/03/21 19:22:56] MistahKel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:49 towards level 53.
[12/03/21 19:43:48] Crazycatlady was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:26:28 towards level 58.
[12/03/21 20:24:58] canton7 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:25:32 towards level 57.
[12/03/21 20:42:16] O[_] caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:31 towards level 53.
[12/03/21 22:53:42] O[_] ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:20:20 from level 53.
[12/03/21 23:44:03] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:34:07 from level 60.
[12/04/21 00:33:30] io hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:28 towards level 60.
[12/04/21 00:37:01] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:00:29 towards level 58.
[12/04/21 00:38:49] cremefresh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:52 towards level 59.
[12/04/21 00:43:35] sbp's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sbp's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/21 00:51:06] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:28:57 towards level 60.
[12/04/21 01:04:05] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:32:02 towards level 58.
[12/04/21 01:07:57] jjasghar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:01 towards level 54.
[12/04/21 01:28:55] starlink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:34:37 from level 58.
[12/04/21 01:43:58] thornrag slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! thornrag's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/21 01:52:53] Destruia reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Destruia's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/21 02:08:06] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:52:32 towards level 58.
[12/04/21 02:09:48] Tangles was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:06 towards level 52.
[12/04/21 02:16:13] HellSpawn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:19:48 towards level 56.
[12/04/21 02:38:32] rawgreaze was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:40 towards level 47.
[12/04/21 02:39:53] gildarts's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gildarts's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/21 03:08:44] zifnab06 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:53 towards level 50.
[12/04/21 03:53:38] _sh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! _sh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/21 04:00:30] eising tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:20:55 towards level 59.
[12/04/21 04:32:24] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:06 towards level 59.
[12/04/21 04:38:01] JackyB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:04 towards level 52.
[12/04/21 04:53:10] Fenrik met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:10:05 from level 58.
[12/04/21 05:57:58] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:03:34 towards level 60.
[12/04/21 07:22:10] io hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:12:19 towards level 60.
[12/04/21 07:27:59] cadfael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:08 towards level 46.
[12/04/21 07:30:21] edk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:58 towards level 59.
[12/04/21 08:21:30] blackroot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:30 towards level 57.
[12/04/21 08:34:56] spex spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! spex's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/21 09:24:01] CharlieAngel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:34:09 towards level 54.
[12/04/21 10:09:09] herald caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:28 towards level 37.
[12/04/21 11:26:23] edk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! edk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/21 11:46:36] Plato tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:07 towards level 52.
[12/04/21 12:02:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Lord255's tunic! Lord255's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/21 12:13:28] Quack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:01:36 towards level 57.
[12/04/21 12:20:29] bobvador hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:03:49 towards level 56.
[12/04/21 12:44:37] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:11 towards level 58.
[12/04/21 13:23:25] sky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:10 towards level 56.
[12/04/21 13:53:19] uovobw was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:12 towards level 57.
[12/04/21 14:27:35] Sorin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:23:23 from level 54.
[12/04/21 14:39:43] Yarosh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:26 towards level 58.
[12/04/21 15:13:20] nawcom was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:35:30 from level 55.
[12/04/21 15:24:28] zankore was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:25 towards level 53.
[12/04/21 15:35:21] tomhek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tomhek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/21 17:34:36] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:05:32 towards level 60.
[12/04/21 17:40:10] blabber bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:29 towards level 58.
[12/04/21 18:15:54] kline caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:01:36 towards level 59.
[12/04/21 18:16:30] HeavyPodda's charm ate a bolt of lightning! HeavyPodda's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/21 18:25:47] pztrn ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:28:17 from level 59.
[12/04/21 18:37:10] Covid-19 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:42 towards level 58.
[12/04/21 19:23:43] TheSilentLink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:41 towards level 55.
[12/04/21 19:31:20] kiska's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! kiska's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/21 19:53:57] chiastre's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! chiastre's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/21 20:56:21] tswsl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:26:26 towards level 60.
[12/04/21 21:38:48] d4n13L bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:05:47 towards level 57.
[12/04/21 22:53:16] AlexS was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:50 from level 57.
[12/04/21 22:58:26] Nuae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:34 from level 43.
[12/05/21 00:33:59] washclof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:45 towards level 59.
[12/05/21 01:10:05] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:20:27 from level 60.
[12/05/21 01:15:33] The local wizard imbued uovobw's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! uovobw's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/21 01:26:50] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:15:21 towards level 60.
[12/05/21 01:49:30] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:22:47 towards level 57.
[12/05/21 02:17:59] cremefresh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:03 towards level 59.
[12/05/21 02:45:16] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:53:52 from level 57.
[12/05/21 03:09:30] Cirdan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:57 towards level 57.
[12/05/21 03:24:57] omero's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! omero's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/05/21 04:21:05] Crazycatlady caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:00:53 towards level 58.
[12/05/21 04:35:09] style was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:53:00 from level 56.
[12/05/21 04:51:33] Melon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:53 towards level 46.
[12/05/21 05:29:30] kline was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:37:16 towards level 59.
[12/05/21 06:10:26] Nysdar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Nysdar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/21 06:58:11] Faradome slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Faradome's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/05/21 07:20:24] Alarien had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:05:30 towards level 58.
[12/05/21 08:12:46] Ungoliant was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:54:28 from level 47.
[12/05/21 08:39:15] uovobw was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:03 towards level 57.
[12/05/21 10:02:00] damyan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! damyan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/05/21 10:18:30] gradator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:05:12 towards level 59.
[12/05/21 10:21:55] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:17 towards level 57.
[12/05/21 10:57:10] Feltharell ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:14 from level 37.
[12/05/21 11:15:32] bobvador was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:13:53 towards level 56.
[12/05/21 11:33:44] ChowderKeg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:48:54 towards level 60.
[12/05/21 12:03:41] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:04:29 towards level 57.
[12/05/21 14:09:33] Drin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:23:10 towards level 56.
[12/05/21 15:13:51] d4n13L walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:55:35 from level 57.
[12/05/21 16:05:40] Techman ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:37:20 from level 58.
[12/05/21 16:27:33] O[_]'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! O[_]'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/21 16:35:13] megubyte slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! megubyte's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/05/21 16:54:07] Iines caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:43:37 towards level 60.
[12/05/21 17:23:41] vegadark's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! vegadark's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/05/21 18:17:37] gradator has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:58:01 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/05/21 18:19:07] Asara was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:07:49 towards level 60.
[12/05/21 18:20:13] Paperclip ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:41 from level 58.
[12/05/21 18:31:21] hax404 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:28:21 from level 58.
[12/05/21 18:46:51] Hirion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:35:05 towards level 59.
[12/05/21 18:48:21] Techman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:08:36 towards level 58.
[12/05/21 19:07:37] jaxson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:39 from level 57.
[12/05/21 19:33:13] VOID was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:16:47 from level 44.
[12/05/21 19:36:01] TimWolla was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:58:26 from level 59.
[12/05/21 21:17:00] dCLCp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:05 towards level 38.
[12/05/21 21:36:55] gildarts was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:05 towards level 57.
[12/05/21 22:26:16] TimWolla reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TimWolla's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/21 23:36:33] uovobw was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:24 towards level 57.
[12/05/21 23:39:04] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:38:51 towards level 55.
[12/05/21 23:59:31] Alys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:43 towards level 50.
[12/06/21 00:44:23] Nechayev got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:16:19 from level 56.
[12/06/21 00:52:10] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:55:51 towards level 60.
[12/06/21 01:14:36] buZz walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:30:02 from level 57.
[12/06/21 01:28:08] Lnk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:57:51 towards level 60.
[12/06/21 01:40:59] jjasghar was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:08:55 from level 54.
[12/06/21 01:58:51] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:21:02 towards level 60.
[12/06/21 02:06:58] Phil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:48:18 towards level 57.
[12/06/21 02:09:35] JeDa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:03:22 towards level 59.
[12/06/21 02:50:16] Lnk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:31:51 towards level 60.
[12/06/21 03:14:30] ToHellWithGA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:57:55 towards level 59.
[12/06/21 04:00:36] dwfreed's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! dwfreed's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/21 04:05:34] Ankhers gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:06 towards level 58.
[12/06/21 04:11:30] csc2ya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:33 towards level 50.
[12/06/21 04:24:53] vegadark got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:16:14 towards level 59.
[12/06/21 05:33:40] MrMagoo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:53 towards level 46.
[12/06/21 05:49:26] bobvador had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:47:01 towards level 56.
[12/06/21 06:00:13] Centrixx met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:48:36 from level 59.
[12/06/21 06:14:10] Kritzefitz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:55 towards level 54.
[12/06/21 07:01:55] ChowderKeg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ChowderKeg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/21 07:08:48] munkis was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:35 towards level 54.
[12/06/21 08:14:22] buZz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:02:25 towards level 57.
[12/06/21 09:00:23] judahnator got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:07:08 from level 46.
[12/06/21 11:20:49] golgy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:50:43 towards level 58.
[12/06/21 11:21:13] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:06:51 towards level 59.
[12/06/21 11:27:53] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:12:03 towards level 59.
[12/06/21 11:54:13] dwfreed was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:34:49 from level 60.
[12/06/21 12:05:10] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:49 towards level 53.
[12/06/21 13:10:24] coding_monk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:58 towards level 55.
[12/06/21 14:00:46] Sorin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:12 towards level 54.
[12/06/21 14:59:04] yano was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:09 from level 55.
[12/06/21 15:11:16] nawcom caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:12 towards level 55.
[12/06/21 15:21:21] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:07 towards level 59.
[12/06/21 15:24:27] KaterinaUwU was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:42 from level 41.
[12/06/21 16:24:19] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:00:08 towards level 58.
[12/06/21 16:50:39] jaxson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:51 towards level 57.
[12/06/21 17:17:34] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:46:00 towards level 59.
[12/06/21 17:18:43] The local wizard imbued CodeGeek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CodeGeek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/21 19:38:08] "\@_ was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:08:39 from level 59.
[12/06/21 20:07:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bananaboat's tunic! bananaboat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/21 20:27:21] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:39 towards level 56.
[12/06/21 21:58:28] TauPan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:46 towards level 52.
[12/06/21 22:20:00] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:51:19 towards level 58.
[12/07/21 00:16:42] Yarosh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:15:18 from level 58.
[12/07/21 00:19:55] Makhno had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:52 towards level 53.
[12/07/21 00:50:52] JigmeDatse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:19 towards level 54.
[12/07/21 01:06:47] freeboson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:52:55 towards level 56.
[12/07/21 02:54:46] drahthaar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:40:04 from level 59.
[12/07/21 02:55:46] Tor found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:52:29 towards level 59.
[12/07/21 03:30:06] d4n13L ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:17:01 from level 57.
[12/07/21 03:30:33] nawcom hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:55 towards level 55.
[12/07/21 03:54:10] Feoh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:11 towards level 52.
[12/07/21 04:09:43] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:12:47 towards level 56.
[12/07/21 04:23:04] Drin ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:52:31 from level 56.
[12/07/21 04:34:55] Khorne was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:12 from level 58.
[12/07/21 04:38:34] kiska met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:31 from level 51.
[12/07/21 04:52:13] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:39 towards level 56.
[12/07/21 04:57:35] Crazycatlady has dealt postikana a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:48:29 is added to postikana's clock.
[12/07/21 05:26:32] MELOONi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:12 towards level 57.
[12/07/21 05:52:55] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:30:53 towards level 59.
[12/07/21 07:30:52] eising tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:44:06 towards level 59.
[12/07/21 07:40:51] texke had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:28 towards level 58.
[12/07/21 07:58:58] HellSpawn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:11 towards level 56.
[12/07/21 08:15:46] pfoley was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:39:28 from level 57.
[12/07/21 08:27:04] Tor gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:43 towards level 59.
[12/07/21 08:29:56] buzel slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! buzel's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/07/21 08:54:45] Nysdar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:24:03 from level 59.
[12/07/21 09:17:10] Nuae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:53 towards level 44.
[12/07/21 09:49:29] Theleveler got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:08:12 from level 57.
[12/07/21 10:23:54] The local wizard imbued nya's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! nya's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/07/21 10:40:00] Faradome found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:45:17 towards level 56.
[12/07/21 10:55:51] KaterinaUwU was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:03 towards level 41.
[12/07/21 13:10:58] VOID hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:24 towards level 45.
[12/07/21 13:27:52] SCSi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:26 towards level 56.
[12/07/21 13:42:34] bananaboat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:03:14 towards level 56.
[12/07/21 13:52:27] edk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:25 towards level 59.
[12/07/21 14:12:49] Sombra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:13:01 towards level 59.
[12/07/21 14:18:32] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:14:22 towards level 59.
[12/07/21 14:20:05] Crazycatlady tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:18:20 towards level 58.
[12/07/21 14:57:37] kptr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:51 towards level 59.
[12/07/21 16:24:47] postikana was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:13:56 from level 53.
[12/07/21 17:44:32] Syloq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:13 towards level 58.
[12/07/21 17:50:18] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:53:26 towards level 59.
[12/07/21 18:49:36] shikhin was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:38:54 from level 59.
[12/07/21 18:53:30] io gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:35 towards level 60.
[12/07/21 19:46:08] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:53 towards level 56.
[12/07/21 19:53:15] CrashOverride hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:37:15 towards level 60.
[12/07/21 19:53:48] brycec ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:09:52 from level 55.
[12/07/21 20:09:12] Tor was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:17 towards level 59.
[12/07/21 20:27:04] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:28:31 towards level 57.
[12/07/21 21:32:52] Bkid found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:28:43 towards level 57.
[12/07/21 21:51:59] Iines got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:19:43 towards level 60.
[12/07/21 22:13:04] Covid-19 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Covid-19's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/07/21 23:38:43] brycec has dealt tmberg a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:12:42 is added to tmberg's clock.
[12/07/21 23:57:58] drahthaar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:07 towards level 59.
[12/08/21 00:17:51] Psilocybe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:06:04 towards level 58.
[12/08/21 01:00:51] cornfeedhobo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:58:41 towards level 55.
[12/08/21 01:13:27] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:36 towards level 55.
[12/08/21 01:30:45] caeli's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! caeli's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/08/21 02:40:57] The local wizard imbued kptr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kptr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/21 04:52:32] adamus1red was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:29:35 towards level 58.
[12/08/21 05:54:21] Ungoliant was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:54:56 from level 48.
[12/08/21 05:54:33] Paganel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:07:41 towards level 59.
[12/08/21 07:14:19] pwae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:01:13 from level 57.
[12/08/21 08:00:41] Quack found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:58:15 towards level 57.
[12/08/21 09:20:19] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:33 towards level 58.
[12/08/21 10:29:51] caeli was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:00 towards level 58.
[12/08/21 10:35:28] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:21:05 towards level 56.
[12/08/21 11:11:53] Ankhers was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:40:51 towards level 59.
[12/08/21 11:51:24] buyoq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:52 towards level 54.
[12/08/21 12:09:30] hdm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:35:42 towards level 60.
[12/08/21 12:22:05] tomhek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:21:59 from level 58.
[12/08/21 12:57:57] JamCow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:54 towards level 58.
[12/08/21 13:29:07] Khorne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:17 towards level 58.
[12/08/21 13:48:14] MELOONi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:34 towards level 57.
[12/08/21 13:56:42] el ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:06:26 from level 59.
[12/08/21 14:28:16] The local wizard imbued shikhin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! shikhin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/21 14:30:47] Tor was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:24 towards level 59.
[12/08/21 15:41:24] O[_] caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:42 towards level 54.
[12/08/21 15:53:20] Faradome gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:29 towards level 56.
[12/08/21 15:57:42] Destruia found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:12 towards level 56.
[12/08/21 17:00:22] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:31:51 towards level 60.
[12/08/21 20:07:05] Aelane found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:56 towards level 30.
[12/08/21 21:10:14] average was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:51:39 from level 49.
[12/08/21 22:47:19] Khorne fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:57:38 from level 58.
[12/08/21 22:50:26] ChowderKeg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:03:49 from level 60.
[12/08/21 23:16:23] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:26:53 towards level 56.
[12/08/21 23:24:28] talisein reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! talisein's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/21 23:40:58] keepermurph ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:14:58 from level 51.
[12/08/21 23:53:07] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:54:21 towards level 59.
[12/09/21 00:07:43] kiska was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:57 towards level 51.
[12/09/21 01:18:28] Aksej's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Aksej's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/21 01:31:34] jayvee was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:58:36 from level 59.
[12/09/21 01:53:11] TauPan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:59 from level 52.
[12/09/21 01:57:45] Paperclip gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:21:48 towards level 59.
[12/09/21 02:01:49] Sokar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:06:45 towards level 59.
[12/09/21 02:06:05] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:53:46 towards level 59.
[12/09/21 03:10:31] TheSilentLink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:59:38 towards level 55.
[12/09/21 04:23:04] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:30 towards level 56.
[12/09/21 04:45:08] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:47:50 towards level 60.
[12/09/21 05:00:15] mgr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:22 towards level 43.
[12/09/21 05:06:01] cfjk's charm ate a bolt of lightning! cfjk's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/21 05:13:59] Sorin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:14:18 towards level 54.
[12/09/21 05:52:10] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:34:10 towards level 58.
[12/09/21 06:15:27] Psilocybe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:40:45 from level 58.
[12/09/21 06:28:54] MetaNova's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! MetaNova's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/09/21 08:15:51] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:51 towards level 60.
[12/09/21 08:36:58] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:55 towards level 54.
[12/09/21 08:38:04] Yarosh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:12:24 from level 58.
[12/09/21 08:58:48] unicron's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! unicron's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/21 09:10:35] Bluedog was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:42 towards level 57.
[12/09/21 09:18:40] GyrosGeier found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:42 towards level 57.
[12/09/21 09:54:20] judahnator bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:28 towards level 46.
[12/09/21 10:21:31] elf burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! elf's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/09/21 10:23:58] The local wizard imbued vectr0n's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! vectr0n's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/21 10:27:50] Paganel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:33:53 towards level 59.
[12/09/21 10:30:30] Kronan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:06 towards level 54.
[12/09/21 10:55:16] The local wizard imbued Pinkman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Pinkman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/21 11:57:56] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:02 towards level 58.
[12/09/21 11:58:17] hax404 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:41:35 towards level 58.
[12/09/21 12:07:36] vectr0n tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:12:21 towards level 55.
[12/09/21 12:11:16] Bluedog fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:08:23 from level 58.
[12/09/21 12:14:50] zankore was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:31:23 towards level 54.
[12/09/21 12:17:50] BastelBot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:34 from level 58.
[12/09/21 12:39:46] Aksej's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Aksej's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/21 12:50:36] tmberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:36:28 towards level 57.
[12/09/21 12:57:29] damyan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:34:13 from level 57.
[12/09/21 13:09:46] csc2ya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:51 towards level 51.
[12/09/21 14:07:22] t3chn0 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:41:13 towards level 58.
[12/09/21 14:23:31] Lnk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:39:48 from level 60.
[12/09/21 14:23:46] AlexS reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! AlexS's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/21 15:04:22] cremefresh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:08 towards level 59.
[12/09/21 15:19:55] Visse was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:56 towards level 49.
[12/09/21 15:30:52] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:51 towards level 57.
[12/09/21 16:40:19] omero tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:05 towards level 55.
[12/09/21 18:21:53] munkis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:57:17 towards level 55.
[12/09/21 19:42:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on csc2ya's tunic! csc2ya's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/21 19:44:25] pztrn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:46:35 from level 59.
[12/09/21 20:21:20] Aelane was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:57 from level 32.
[12/09/21 20:43:53] ToHellWithGA was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:05:37 towards level 59.
[12/09/21 21:16:37] Affliction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:22:10 towards level 59.
[12/09/21 22:07:36] megubyte had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:57:38 towards level 54.
[12/09/21 22:14:13] jjasghar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:10 towards level 54.
[12/09/21 22:30:50] blackroot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:59:36 towards level 58.
[12/09/21 22:50:34] Lord255 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Lord255's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/09/21 22:54:50] CodeGeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:55:53 towards level 59.
[12/09/21 23:04:12] dwfreed was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:30:10 from level 60.
[12/09/21 23:11:23] Thorael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:06 towards level 58.
[12/09/21 23:56:20] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:17:42 towards level 57.
[12/10/21 00:03:45] JigmeDatse found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:48:57 towards level 55.
[12/10/21 00:22:34] misha spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! misha's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/10/21 00:47:36] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:24:13 from level 59.
[12/10/21 00:54:59] elf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:44:55 from level 60.
[12/10/21 01:18:51] Acolarh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:15 towards level 57.
[12/10/21 01:20:34] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:34 towards level 53.
[12/10/21 01:37:40] dwfreed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:44 towards level 60.
[12/10/21 01:59:10] Lord255 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:58:40 from level 60.
[12/10/21 03:40:43] omero bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:43:41 towards level 55.
[12/10/21 04:17:30] Wolf walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:04:13 from level 58.
[12/10/21 05:01:27] JeDa burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! JeDa's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/10/21 05:27:17] bobvador found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:35 towards level 56.
[12/10/21 05:39:16] cremefresh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:14 towards level 59.
[12/10/21 06:59:27] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:55:00 towards level 60.
[12/10/21 07:13:26] Bahhumbug ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:30:25 from level 55.
[12/10/21 07:31:21] Asara got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:17 from level 60.
[12/10/21 07:34:13] kiska was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:35:06 towards level 52.
[12/10/21 08:35:28] res0nat0r was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:31 towards level 27.
[12/10/21 08:44:17] KindOne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:49:12 towards level 55.
[12/10/21 11:07:49] hugga ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:41:25 from level 39.
[12/10/21 11:16:12] drahthaar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:50 from level 59.
[12/10/21 12:13:21] Fenrik was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:42:18 from level 59.
[12/10/21 12:55:48] vectr0n walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:13:57 from level 55.
[12/10/21 13:31:59] t3chn0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:41:46 towards level 58.
[12/10/21 13:51:24] Kritzefitz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:32:06 towards level 55.
[12/10/21 14:01:08] Sergio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:43 towards level 57.
[12/10/21 14:16:56] Yuhno found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:34 towards level 59.
[12/10/21 14:28:10] Xenthys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:19 towards level 46.
[12/10/21 14:43:49] YeKong bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:16 towards level 49.
[12/10/21 15:23:27] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:02:53 towards level 56.
[12/10/21 15:59:57] SCSi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:25 towards level 56.
[12/10/21 16:33:13] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:46:54 towards level 57.
[12/10/21 16:33:31] hax404 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:58 towards level 58.
[12/10/21 16:38:38] yNos had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:41 towards level 43.
[12/10/21 18:12:27] Cirdan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Cirdan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/10/21 18:17:52] pztrn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:43:39 towards level 59.
[12/10/21 18:34:48] omero was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:46 towards level 55.
[12/10/21 18:36:42] Ancalagon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:44:30 towards level 59.
[12/10/21 19:17:05] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:26:37 towards level 59.
[12/10/21 20:22:28] Nechayev found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:47:17 towards level 57.
[12/10/21 20:37:28] munkis found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:08:15 towards level 55.
[12/10/21 21:07:37] HeavyPodda got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:14:17 towards level 57.
[12/10/21 21:08:07] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:30:39 towards level 60.
[12/10/21 21:42:45] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:33 towards level 57.
[12/10/21 21:59:00] The local wizard imbued thornrag's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! thornrag's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/10/21 22:09:21] crank ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:09:00 from level 59.
[12/10/21 23:11:13] buzel was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:39 from level 59.
[12/10/21 23:30:14] anarcat's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! anarcat's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/10/21 23:39:34] The local wizard imbued YeKong's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! YeKong's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/10/21 23:56:24] Norkle found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:03 towards level 24.
[12/11/21 00:36:02] YeKong's charm ate a bolt of lightning! YeKong's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/21 00:54:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ukleinek's tunic! ukleinek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/21 01:19:42] soltys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:40 towards level 57.
[12/11/21 01:53:56] cfjk's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! cfjk's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/11/21 02:02:51] bananaboat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:55:12 from level 56.
[12/11/21 02:15:51] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:17:12 towards level 59.
[12/11/21 02:48:33] laama ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:16:46 from level 59.
[12/11/21 02:49:58] keepermurph ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:28:03 from level 51.
[12/11/21 03:45:03] Fehu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:36 towards level 47.
[12/11/21 04:10:27] Wolf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:26:43 from level 58.
[12/11/21 04:17:26] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:38:13 towards level 59.
[12/11/21 04:28:11] Forud discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:12 towards level 56.
[12/11/21 05:19:16] RussellB ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:13:45 from level 59.
[12/11/21 05:42:02] kline fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:39:45 from level 59.
[12/11/21 06:29:36] mgr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:05 towards level 44.
[12/11/21 06:32:15] Bolded gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:51 towards level 40.
[12/11/21 07:54:02] crank burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! crank's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/11/21 08:11:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on AlexS's tunic! AlexS's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/21 09:40:52] Sokar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:16:32 towards level 59.
[12/11/21 09:54:30] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:07:27 towards level 59.
[12/11/21 10:42:58] pyre bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:48 towards level 59.
[12/11/21 11:02:07] CompanionCube met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:03 from level 58.
[12/11/21 11:23:36] sheu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:26:10 towards level 60.
[12/11/21 11:40:27] mgr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:32 towards level 44.
[12/11/21 11:55:44] kinus was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:21:11 from level 44.
[12/11/21 12:01:27] Sokar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:59:40 towards level 59.
[12/11/21 14:24:17] Sokar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:33 towards level 59.
[12/11/21 15:12:22] krin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:24:54 from level 57.
[12/11/21 15:12:34] pwae was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:13:31 from level 57.
[12/11/21 15:50:12] GyrosGeier walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:37:07 from level 58.
[12/11/21 16:18:12] MetaNova bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:31:36 towards level 60.
[12/11/21 17:58:24] Bolded discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:10 towards level 40.
[12/11/21 18:27:23] Puff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:53:50 towards level 59.
[12/11/21 18:44:45] Nechayev gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:15:51 towards level 57.
[12/11/21 19:01:09] Sorin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:47 towards level 54.
[12/11/21 20:00:52] Fenrik ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:44:50 from level 59.
[12/11/21 21:38:18] Objections was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:11 towards level 23.
[12/11/21 22:15:27] Acolarh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:53:37 towards level 58.
[12/11/21 22:52:28] shikhin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:59 towards level 59.
[12/11/21 23:01:20] BastelBot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:30:01 towards level 59.
[12/11/21 23:28:19] buyoq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:16 towards level 54.
[12/11/21 23:42:37] Destruia was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:37:07 towards level 57.
[12/12/21 00:09:20] jayvee was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:58:57 from level 59.
[12/12/21 00:44:44] d4n13L was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:22 towards level 57.
[12/12/21 00:47:05] Bolded was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:46 towards level 40.
[12/12/21 00:48:11] cremefresh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:28 towards level 59.
[12/12/21 02:00:38] Wolf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:13 towards level 58.
[12/12/21 02:11:07] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:08:25 towards level 59.
[12/12/21 02:32:03] Ancalagon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:22:15 towards level 59.
[12/12/21 02:36:49] BastelBot's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! BastelBot's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/21 02:59:23] blackroot has dealt zgrep a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:00:07 is added to zgrep's clock.
[12/12/21 03:46:19] GyrosGeier was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:50:03 from level 58.
[12/12/21 03:55:55] Centrixx got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:31 towards level 59.
[12/12/21 04:14:08] hax404 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:46:25 from level 58.
[12/12/21 04:29:37] postikana had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:19 towards level 53.
[12/12/21 04:31:38] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:05 towards level 54.
[12/12/21 04:32:14] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:42:56 from level 53.
[12/12/21 04:58:28] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:24 towards level 58.
[12/12/21 05:29:52] Notir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:12 towards level 55.
[12/12/21 06:03:00] AlexS bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:12:21 towards level 58.
[12/12/21 06:14:44] el got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:32:28 towards level 59.
[12/12/21 06:34:13] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:27:08 towards level 57.
[12/12/21 06:43:02] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:02:01 towards level 58.
[12/12/21 07:32:33] JeDa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:31:57 towards level 59.
[12/12/21 08:40:08] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:41 towards level 48.
[12/12/21 08:45:09] Faradome found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:07:48 towards level 56.
[12/12/21 09:17:31] Techman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:21:41 towards level 58.
[12/12/21 09:24:06] Puff walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:25:43 from level 59.
[12/12/21 09:53:57] Lord255 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:18 towards level 60.
[12/12/21 09:55:00] EddieT137 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:53 from level 43.
[12/12/21 11:51:40] nawcom was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:50 from level 55.
[12/12/21 11:52:19] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:14 towards level 60.
[12/12/21 12:07:37] yNos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:54 towards level 44.
[12/12/21 12:19:34] crank was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:18:26 from level 59.
[12/12/21 12:30:12] buzel's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! buzel's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/21 12:45:51] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:25:27 towards level 59.
[12/12/21 12:46:09] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:43:30 towards level 55.
[12/12/21 13:27:01] Iines's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Iines's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/12/21 14:16:00] dwfreed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:33:25 towards level 60.
[12/12/21 15:02:51] Nysdar's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Nysdar's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/12/21 15:18:24] vectr0n found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:49 towards level 55.
[12/12/21 15:23:10] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:25:12 towards level 57.
[12/12/21 16:22:26] Sergio was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:09:58 from level 57.
[12/12/21 16:24:23] sam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:16 from level 48.
[12/12/21 16:37:19] StalkR was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:57 towards level 57.
[12/12/21 17:09:49] wesley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:00 towards level 44.
[12/12/21 17:54:23] zgrep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:19:54 towards level 54.
[12/12/21 18:02:30] Feoh has dealt el a Critical Strike! 7 days, 11:25:21 is added to el's clock.
[12/12/21 18:11:48] JoeK had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:31 towards level 48.
[12/12/21 18:31:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Forud's tunic! Forud's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/21 18:43:15] JackyB was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:41:37 from level 53.
[12/12/21 18:43:51] TheSilentLink was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:14:24 towards level 55.
[12/12/21 19:01:48] io got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:13:28 towards level 61.
[12/12/21 19:25:01] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:53 towards level 59.
[12/12/21 20:04:56] tswsl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:53:29 towards level 60.
[12/12/21 20:20:02] Khorne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:23 towards level 58.
[12/12/21 20:22:18] JackyB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:17 towards level 53.
[12/12/21 20:38:48] Thorael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:46:10 towards level 59.
[12/12/21 20:40:03] StalkR was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:40 towards level 57.
[12/12/21 20:40:30] VonToutCourt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:20:00 towards level 56.
[12/12/21 20:43:37] Kachin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:03:44 towards level 58.
[12/12/21 22:52:36] kiska ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:38:34 from level 52.
[12/12/21 22:53:48] ToHellWithGA was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:19:47 from level 59.
[12/12/21 22:57:31] Algernon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Algernon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/21 23:28:18] jjasghar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:12 towards level 55.
[12/12/21 23:31:43] Sorin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:18 towards level 55.
[12/12/21 23:45:06] kline was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:18 from level 59.
[12/13/21 00:42:57] dCLCp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:04 from level 41.
[12/13/21 01:03:53] Phil has dealt Kritzefitz a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:47:04 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[12/13/21 01:41:21] AlexS found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:39 towards level 58.
[12/13/21 01:49:02] Alarien found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:50 towards level 58.
[12/13/21 03:18:40] zifnab06 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:32 towards level 51.
[12/13/21 04:04:37] Puff fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:45:06 from level 59.
[12/13/21 04:54:44] d4n13L got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:03 towards level 57.
[12/13/21 04:58:51] Theleveler was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:16:44 from level 57.
[12/13/21 05:33:49] kenyon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:51 from level 57.
[12/13/21 05:34:40] edk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:02 from level 59.
[12/13/21 05:43:38] aqsd was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:50:38 from level 58.
[12/13/21 07:22:12] Wolf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:28 from level 58.
[12/13/21 08:15:15] sc was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:45:29 from level 59.
[12/13/21 08:39:49] dCLCp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:25 towards level 41.
[12/13/21 09:46:36] crank found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:30:23 towards level 59.
[12/13/21 11:09:05] csc2ya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:03 towards level 51.
[12/13/21 11:18:06] adamus1red had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:24:01 towards level 58.
[12/13/21 11:47:15] Togra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:06:41 from level 57.
[12/13/21 12:25:01] EddieT137 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:15 towards level 44.
[12/13/21 12:27:05] KaterinaUwU was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:17 towards level 43.
[12/13/21 12:42:32] Visse caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:39 towards level 49.
[12/13/21 13:50:10] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:46 towards level 56.
[12/13/21 14:20:07] Ungoliant fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:58:00 from level 49.
[12/13/21 15:32:31] Pinkman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:51 towards level 48.
[12/13/21 15:53:20] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:10:09 towards level 57.
[12/13/21 16:32:46] Iines was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:05:24 towards level 60.
[12/13/21 16:59:54] Affliction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:35 towards level 59.
[12/13/21 17:47:36] pfoley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:56:22 towards level 57.
[12/13/21 18:15:21] judahnator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:18 towards level 47.
[12/13/21 18:51:28] Objections was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:08 towards level 29.
[12/13/21 18:52:49] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:37:41 towards level 59.
[12/13/21 18:55:34] bsleep walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:53:09 from level 56.
[12/13/21 19:53:07] KaterinaUwU was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:21:16 from level 43.
[12/13/21 19:55:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Nysdar's tunic! Nysdar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/21 20:20:22] cfebs found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:58 towards level 50.
[12/13/21 20:25:11] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:01:58 towards level 58.
[12/13/21 20:25:20] coding_monk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:15:19 towards level 56.
[12/13/21 21:13:29] Bahhumbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Bahhumbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/21 21:58:35] Bahhumbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:22:57 towards level 55.
[12/13/21 22:08:12] MetaNova has dealt thornrag a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:39:24 is added to thornrag's clock.
[12/13/21 23:09:47] signofzeta was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:45 from level 46.
[12/13/21 23:50:57] The local wizard imbued Hirion's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Hirion's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/21 23:55:32] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:54 towards level 57.
[12/13/21 23:59:39] Svetland was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:03 towards level 57.
[12/14/21 00:11:11] pztrn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:47:21 towards level 59.
[12/14/21 00:52:40] thornrag tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:09 towards level 58.
[12/14/21 01:32:33] Makhno hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:01 towards level 53.
[12/14/21 01:54:47] Techman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:41:27 towards level 58.
[12/14/21 01:57:03] strife was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:58 towards level 16.
[12/14/21 02:27:02] Syloq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:14:24 towards level 58.
[12/14/21 02:38:56] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:53 towards level 60.
[12/14/21 02:41:24] Gorek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:20:46 from level 60.
[12/14/21 03:01:35] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:10:27 towards level 58.
[12/14/21 03:19:29] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:06 towards level 55.
[12/14/21 03:35:17] VonToutCourt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:41:59 towards level 56.
[12/14/21 04:52:53] ChowderKeg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:31 from level 60.
[12/14/21 04:57:21] Juan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:14:47 from level 49.
[12/14/21 05:26:01] Drin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:16 towards level 56.
[12/14/21 05:29:19] talisein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:42:49 towards level 60.
[12/14/21 06:35:48] Forud was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:47 towards level 56.
[12/14/21 06:50:23] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:09 towards level 57.
[12/14/21 07:03:43] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:35:26 towards level 59.
[12/14/21 08:02:59] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:56:06 from level 54.
[12/14/21 08:10:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on wesley's tunic! wesley's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/14/21 08:25:36] apb ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:54:14 from level 59.
[12/14/21 08:31:02] Faradome was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:06:31 towards level 56.
[12/14/21 08:33:23] Aelane was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:08 from level 36.
[12/14/21 08:48:56] t3chn0 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:18:31 towards level 58.
[12/14/21 09:36:55] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:12 towards level 58.
[12/14/21 09:58:29] MistahKel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:26 towards level 53.
[12/14/21 11:04:27] Algernon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:41:49 from level 58.
[12/14/21 11:16:30] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:51 towards level 55.
[12/14/21 11:24:07] sheu met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:17:14 from level 60.
[12/14/21 11:32:36] Affliction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:10:16 towards level 59.
[12/14/21 11:35:34] damyan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:44:53 towards level 58.
[12/14/21 12:13:41] ToHellWithGA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:01:56 towards level 59.
[12/14/21 12:48:54] AlexS was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:09 towards level 58.
[12/14/21 12:50:43] Pinkman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:14 towards level 48.
[12/14/21 13:14:54] buZz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:59:33 towards level 57.
[12/14/21 13:38:15] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:32 towards level 45.
[12/14/21 13:52:23] buyoq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:47:08 towards level 55.
[12/14/21 13:53:53] Techman was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:28:48 from level 58.
[12/14/21 14:00:34] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:35 towards level 57.
[12/14/21 14:14:01] Destruia ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:42:51 from level 57.
[12/14/21 14:31:13] CrashOverride was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:20:50 from level 60.
[12/14/21 14:34:05] edk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:29:03 towards level 60.
[12/14/21 15:29:45] sparogy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:34 towards level 41.
[12/14/21 15:31:55] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:45 towards level 60.
[12/14/21 16:04:53] Centrixx was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:13:58 towards level 59.
[12/14/21 16:10:21] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:38:41 towards level 60.
[12/14/21 16:18:55] jjasghar was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:57:21 from level 55.
[12/14/21 16:41:09] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:01:04 towards level 59.
[12/14/21 18:01:36] Melon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:43 towards level 48.
[12/14/21 19:44:03] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:10:51 towards level 58.
[12/14/21 20:54:38] Nysdar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:51:35 towards level 59.
[12/14/21 21:02:10] t3chn0 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:03:22 from level 58.
[12/14/21 21:05:05] yano ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:52:18 from level 56.
[12/14/21 22:13:52] TimWolla ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:38 from level 59.
[12/14/21 22:15:35] dwfreed was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:10:07 from level 60.
[12/14/21 22:24:42] Lnk fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:53:52 from level 60.
[12/14/21 22:42:33] Techman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:31:49 towards level 58.
[12/14/21 23:57:03] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:13 towards level 56.
[12/15/21 00:05:47] texke found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:05:46 towards level 59.
[12/15/21 00:24:42] Makhno found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:29 towards level 53.
[12/15/21 01:50:42] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:00 towards level 59.
[12/15/21 03:11:53] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:57:28 towards level 59.
[12/15/21 05:04:15] shikhin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:47 towards level 59.
[12/15/21 05:38:40] Alarien was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:45 towards level 58.
[12/15/21 05:54:55] Bluedog was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:34:06 towards level 58.
[12/15/21 06:16:06] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:06 towards level 58.
[12/15/21 06:21:40] Kritzefitz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:08 towards level 55.
[12/15/21 06:54:25] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:04:09 towards level 60.
[12/15/21 07:49:34] munkis walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:03:05 from level 55.
[12/15/21 07:55:32] JackyB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:02 towards level 53.
[12/15/21 09:00:38] Asara found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:38:43 towards level 61.
[12/15/21 09:17:39] signofzeta was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:52 from level 47.
[12/15/21 09:40:16] kinus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:46 towards level 45.
[12/15/21 09:51:43] mrmonday's charm ate a bolt of lightning! mrmonday's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/21 10:05:37] Yuhno found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:35:31 towards level 60.
[12/15/21 10:10:02] kinus met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:17:36 from level 45.
[12/15/21 10:12:05] hax404 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:01 towards level 58.
[12/15/21 10:31:00] The local wizard imbued cornfeedhobo's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cornfeedhobo's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/21 10:46:54] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:50:20 towards level 59.
[12/15/21 11:33:47] Pinkman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:16 towards level 48.
[12/15/21 11:46:17] chiastre's charm ate a bolt of lightning! chiastre's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/21 13:42:38] Phil was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:27 from level 57.
[12/15/21 13:50:03] zgrep's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zgrep's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/21 15:35:18] Svetland hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:14 towards level 57.
[12/15/21 15:49:30] vegadark hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:25 towards level 59.
[12/15/21 16:01:18] BastelBot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:05:06 towards level 59.
[12/15/21 16:23:31] Nysdar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:11:17 towards level 59.
[12/15/21 17:05:31] Crazycatlady was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:17 towards level 58.
[12/15/21 18:01:15] Ancalagon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:08:17 towards level 59.
[12/15/21 18:10:04] hdm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:49 towards level 60.
[12/15/21 18:24:44] jjasghar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:54:17 towards level 55.
[12/15/21 19:00:12] RussellB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:36:35 towards level 59.
[12/15/21 20:03:46] VonToutCourt's charm ate a bolt of lightning! VonToutCourt's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/21 20:11:24] "\@_ was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:20:56 from level 59.
[12/15/21 20:39:11] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:15 towards level 55.
[12/15/21 20:56:19] Sokar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:37:05 towards level 59.
[12/15/21 22:39:16] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:12:35 towards level 58.
[12/15/21 23:51:49] MistahKel has dealt BUSY a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:30:42 is added to BUSY's clock.
[12/16/21 01:00:09] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:50 towards level 57.
[12/16/21 01:51:31] Nysdar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Nysdar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/21 03:22:06] kenyon ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:29:22 from level 58.
[12/16/21 03:34:50] mrmonday found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:07:12 towards level 59.
[12/16/21 03:41:10] nawcom got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:06 towards level 56.
[12/16/21 03:54:45] Theleveler ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:36:39 from level 58.
[12/16/21 05:02:52] t3chn0 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:08 towards level 58.
[12/16/21 05:08:20] A_Dragon fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:50:36 from level 59.
[12/16/21 06:10:00] yano's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! yano's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/21 08:11:07] GyrosGeier reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! GyrosGeier's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/21 08:28:35] Lenny_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:28:05 towards level 55.
[12/16/21 08:55:41] Koffa was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:13:05 from level 58.
[12/16/21 09:32:15] CompanionCube hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:35:24 towards level 59.
[12/16/21 09:43:08] cfebs gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:15 towards level 50.
[12/16/21 10:02:57] thornrag got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:17:45 from level 58.
[12/16/21 10:52:55] bananaboat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:12:17 from level 56.
[12/16/21 11:11:07] JigmeDatse was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:32:05 from level 55.
[12/16/21 11:22:09] adamus1red caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:44 towards level 58.
[12/16/21 11:49:26] Bahhumbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:21 towards level 55.
[12/16/21 12:15:21] Yuhno was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:56:49 towards level 60.
[12/16/21 12:30:33] Ancalagon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:22 towards level 59.
[12/16/21 12:41:05] csc2ya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:47 towards level 51.
[12/16/21 12:53:55] Phil was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:05 from level 57.
[12/16/21 14:13:29] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:19:55 towards level 61.
[12/16/21 15:53:53] happymeal has dealt jjasghar a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:34:13 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[12/16/21 16:00:51] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:50:39 towards level 59.
[12/16/21 16:04:52] ToHellWithGA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:04:54 towards level 59.
[12/16/21 16:31:36] tomhek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:44:56 towards level 59.
[12/16/21 17:55:31] Feoh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:57 towards level 53.
[12/16/21 18:11:44] Arch caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:12 towards level 56.
[12/16/21 18:50:40] Sorin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:21:26 towards level 55.
[12/16/21 19:30:58] coding_monk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:54 towards level 56.
[12/16/21 19:33:04] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:08 towards level 59.
[12/16/21 19:52:19] keepermurph found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:22 towards level 51.
[12/16/21 21:38:34] Koffa reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Koffa's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/21 21:47:59] CrashOverride was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:41 towards level 60.
[12/16/21 22:12:41] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:50 towards level 45.
[12/17/21 00:04:01] nawcom found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:04:20 towards level 56.
[12/17/21 00:12:54] tomhek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:19:47 towards level 59.
[12/17/21 00:20:55] el ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:29:59 from level 59.
[12/17/21 00:29:25] Disruptor met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:59:19 from level 55.
[12/17/21 00:48:32] GilbertErik fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:21 from level 52.
[12/17/21 01:21:45] Nuae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:07 towards level 46.
[12/17/21 01:27:01] sc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:20 towards level 59.
[12/17/21 01:38:27] rawgreaze was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:45 from level 49.
[12/17/21 01:53:57] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:50 towards level 57.
[12/17/21 03:01:13] jjasghar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:56:27 from level 55.
[12/17/21 03:42:10] Sorin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Sorin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/21 04:12:06] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:13:14 towards level 59.
[12/17/21 05:06:36] Norkle has dealt coding_monk a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:11:20 is added to coding_monk's clock.
[12/17/21 05:39:12] blabber was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:35 towards level 58.
[12/17/21 05:58:11] sbp spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sbp's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/21 06:40:33] Disruptor discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:04:55 towards level 55.
[12/17/21 07:01:55] cfjk's charm ate a bolt of lightning! cfjk's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/21 07:05:31] brycec's charm ate a bolt of lightning! brycec's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/21 07:14:00] anarcat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:44:26 from level 59.
[12/17/21 07:15:12] Misza found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:39 towards level 55.
[12/17/21 07:22:37] Juan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:17 towards level 49.
[12/17/21 07:48:28] strife caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:23 towards level 30.
[12/17/21 07:52:19] Forud was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:53:42 towards level 57.
[12/17/21 08:47:00] pztrn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:27 towards level 59.
[12/17/21 09:27:23] damyan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:20:32 from level 58.
[12/17/21 09:52:34] kline got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:06:49 from level 60.
[12/17/21 10:17:12] Yarosh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Yarosh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/21 10:34:27] gildarts was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:13:16 from level 58.
[12/17/21 11:15:58] Plato was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:39:10 towards level 53.
[12/17/21 11:19:13] cfjk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:56:02 from level 53.
[12/17/21 11:33:22] MetaNova found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:12:15 towards level 60.
[12/17/21 11:55:35] Yarosh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:52:24 towards level 59.
[12/17/21 12:30:33] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:58 towards level 58.
[12/17/21 13:46:41] chiastre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:50 towards level 57.
[12/17/21 14:28:53] SCSi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:26:56 from level 57.
[12/17/21 14:29:53] buzzzzz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:09 towards level 56.
[12/17/21 14:59:33] sky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:56:30 towards level 57.
[12/17/21 15:24:35] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:14:26 from level 59.
[12/17/21 16:14:12] mordac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:01:23 towards level 59.
[12/17/21 17:02:53] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:56:04 towards level 56.
[12/17/21 17:36:22] Psilocybe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:02:34 towards level 59.
[12/17/21 18:47:15] damyan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:55:47 towards level 58.
[12/17/21 19:01:21] aqsd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:44:28 towards level 58.
[12/17/21 19:52:29] keepermurph ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:33 from level 51.
[12/17/21 20:08:56] Affliction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:33 towards level 59.
[12/17/21 20:32:04] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:47 towards level 59.
[12/17/21 21:08:18] vegadark walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:49:09 from level 59.
[12/17/21 21:10:39] MadMan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:36:27 towards level 58.
[12/17/21 21:32:17] zankore was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:54:13 from level 54.
[12/17/21 22:40:17] sparogy met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:15 from level 42.
[12/17/21 22:42:06] SCSi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:36:06 towards level 57.
[12/17/21 22:50:37] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:54:45 towards level 59.
[12/17/21 22:51:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CrashOverride's tunic! CrashOverride's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/21 23:02:51] pants caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:48 towards level 58.
[12/17/21 23:15:27] AlexS found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:11:10 towards level 59.
[12/17/21 23:36:52] hax404 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:06 towards level 58.
[12/17/21 23:42:50] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:04 towards level 58.
[12/18/21 00:12:29] pfoley burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pfoley's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/21 00:28:54] Reilly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:03:17 towards level 55.
[12/18/21 01:29:23] Feoh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:22 towards level 53.
[12/18/21 02:08:19] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:58 towards level 56.
[12/18/21 03:08:56] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:27 towards level 57.
[12/18/21 03:37:01] Psilocybe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:37:04 towards level 59.
[12/18/21 03:40:59] kline reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kline's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/21 04:24:35] dCLCp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:27 towards level 43.
[12/18/21 04:29:06] xbill bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:33:34 towards level 60.
[12/18/21 05:32:31] Feltharell has dealt gradator a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:13:34 is added to gradator's clock.
[12/18/21 05:56:27] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:52 towards level 59.
[12/18/21 06:10:55] Aelane caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:17 towards level 39.
[12/18/21 06:24:39] soltys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:22 towards level 58.
[12/18/21 06:24:57] HeavyPodda found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:26 towards level 57.
[12/18/21 06:31:50] gildarts's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gildarts's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/21 06:45:02] Bahhumbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:10:06 towards level 55.
[12/18/21 06:58:59] Destruia was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:21:26 from level 57.
[12/18/21 07:00:44] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:29 towards level 59.
[12/18/21 07:05:27] jayvee was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:03:36 from level 59.
[12/18/21 07:15:23] The local wizard imbued Hirion's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Hirion's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/21 07:31:32] AlexS was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:47:53 towards level 59.
[12/18/21 07:39:34] GilbertErik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:13 towards level 53.
[12/18/21 08:42:13] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:12 towards level 54.
[12/18/21 08:47:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Varjatticus's tunic! Varjatticus's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/21 08:52:06] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:49 towards level 49.
[12/18/21 09:24:43] misha's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! misha's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/21 10:56:42] CornFly has dealt damyan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:16:21 is added to damyan's clock.
[12/18/21 11:26:06] GyrosGeier met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:59:31 from level 58.
[12/18/21 11:37:05] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:04 towards level 47.
[12/18/21 12:15:22] RanTanRan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:29 towards level 44.
[12/18/21 12:28:55] tsr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:40:45 towards level 55.
[12/18/21 12:33:17] hare found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:16 towards level 53.
[12/18/21 12:47:47] Gorek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:15 towards level 60.
[12/18/21 12:49:38] Sherpard2 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:30 towards level 59.
[12/18/21 12:52:42] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:32 towards level 49.
[12/18/21 12:56:18] mgr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:52 towards level 45.
[12/18/21 13:01:59] The local wizard imbued gildarts's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gildarts's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/21 13:10:30] pfoley spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pfoley's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/21 13:29:50] zankore was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:31:51 from level 54.
[12/18/21 14:04:12] Svetland was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:01:21 from level 57.
[12/18/21 14:23:44] hax404 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! hax404's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/21 15:37:40] Paganel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:39:00 towards level 60.
[12/18/21 15:46:12] Crazycatlady was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:13:03 from level 59.
[12/18/21 16:16:33] buzel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:29:40 towards level 60.
[12/18/21 16:30:48] Melon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Melon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/21 16:34:22] brycec was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:55 towards level 56.
[12/18/21 17:42:00] dCLCp's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! dCLCp's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/21 17:49:53] buzel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:51:10 from level 60.
[12/18/21 18:02:13] dCLCp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:59 towards level 43.
[12/18/21 20:41:26] allo was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:19:42 from level 59.
[12/18/21 21:09:22] sheu was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:07:31 from level 60.
[12/18/21 21:32:00] Gorek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:36 towards level 60.
[12/18/21 21:38:40] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:45 towards level 53.
[12/18/21 21:45:54] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:35 towards level 58.
[12/18/21 21:55:26] yNos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:26 towards level 45.
[12/18/21 22:04:07] canton7 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:45:42 towards level 58.
[12/18/21 22:26:43] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:57:45 towards level 59.
[12/18/21 22:41:40] style was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:06:19 from level 57.
[12/18/21 22:42:04] Tenorman walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:12:52 from level 57.
[12/18/21 22:51:52] gildarts reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gildarts's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/21 22:57:23] cfebs was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:51 towards level 50.
[12/18/21 23:08:37] AlexS spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! AlexS's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/21 23:09:46] pfoley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:56:33 towards level 57.
[12/19/21 00:10:19] AlexS got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:18:16 towards level 59.
[12/19/21 01:25:06] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:00:44 towards level 59.
[12/19/21 02:26:54] hax404 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:32:56 from level 59.
[12/19/21 02:41:45] mgr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:35 towards level 46.
[12/19/21 05:07:33] HeavyPodda had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:54 towards level 57.
[12/19/21 05:47:14] Theleveler found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:36:49 towards level 58.
[12/19/21 05:57:09] mrmonday found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:20 towards level 59.
[12/19/21 06:09:51] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:25 towards level 58.
[12/19/21 06:31:34] Norkle ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:48 from level 37.
[12/19/21 07:36:44] VonToutCourt got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:26:43 from level 56.
[12/19/21 07:38:35] JigmeDatse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:09 towards level 55.
[12/19/21 08:53:02] Aksej fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:17:04 from level 53.
[12/19/21 09:05:49] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:33:10 towards level 55.
[12/19/21 09:14:54] Ancalagon ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:38:50 from level 59.
[12/19/21 09:45:15] YeKong caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:45 towards level 50.
[12/19/21 09:52:38] The local wizard imbued Bahhumbug's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Bahhumbug's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/21 09:56:02] talisein was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:09:20 from level 60.
[12/19/21 10:41:34] AlexS's charm ate a bolt of lightning! AlexS's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/21 11:51:03] rawgreaze found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:50 towards level 50.
[12/19/21 11:57:22] t3chn0 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:33 towards level 58.
[12/19/21 13:01:28] Yarosh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:29:40 from level 59.
[12/19/21 13:06:29] Sombra's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Sombra's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/21 13:36:32] Asara gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:55:42 towards level 61.
[12/19/21 14:26:57] Gorek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:24:45 towards level 61.
[12/19/21 14:27:36] Melon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:25 towards level 48.
[12/19/21 14:52:20] el bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:15:02 towards level 59.
[12/19/21 15:14:57] gildarts was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:19:28 towards level 58.
[12/19/21 15:55:16] Notir walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:30:24 from level 56.
[12/19/21 16:28:17] VOID caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:54 towards level 47.
[12/19/21 16:47:45] misha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:58:11 towards level 59.
[12/19/21 17:20:28] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:38 towards level 57.
[12/19/21 18:18:27] CompanionCube's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CompanionCube's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/21 18:22:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on io's tunic! io's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/21 19:04:28] zankore met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:24 from level 54.
[12/19/21 20:02:54] Kritzefitz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:12 towards level 55.
[12/19/21 20:40:05] Yuhno tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:46:32 towards level 60.
[12/19/21 20:50:13] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:30:57 towards level 57.
[12/19/21 21:11:14] KeboDK was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:31:41 from level 55.
[12/19/21 21:23:31] V was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:37 from level 59.
[12/19/21 21:51:51] Khorne met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:56:05 from level 59.
[12/19/21 22:01:35] style spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! style's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/19/21 22:13:29] blabber fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:22:57 from level 58.
[12/19/21 22:22:07] Phil met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:20:43 from level 58.
[12/19/21 22:42:45] Cirdan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:26:04 towards level 58.
[12/19/21 22:50:52] StalkR's charm ate a bolt of lightning! StalkR's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/21 23:23:09] allo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:37:55 towards level 59.
[12/20/21 01:58:31] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:17 towards level 59.
[12/20/21 02:43:06] MistahKel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:08:32 towards level 54.
[12/20/21 03:16:11] VOID found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:55 towards level 47.
[12/20/21 03:22:45] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:30 towards level 58.
[12/20/21 04:20:19] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:10:49 towards level 60.
[12/20/21 04:40:41] mordac has dealt rawgreaze a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:22:22 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[12/20/21 05:00:09] cremefresh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:59:52 towards level 60.
[12/20/21 05:09:38] style's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! style's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/21 05:26:38] thornrag gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:46:54 towards level 58.
[12/20/21 05:37:01] Nechayev was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:00 towards level 57.
[12/20/21 06:30:38] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:21 towards level 58.
[12/20/21 06:52:14] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:34:41 towards level 59.
[12/20/21 07:03:01] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:02 towards level 56.
[12/20/21 07:19:07] coding_monk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:44:56 towards level 56.
[12/20/21 07:28:22] Yuhno found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:43:38 towards level 60.
[12/20/21 07:42:21] Disruptor was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:34:44 from level 55.
[12/20/21 08:22:22] Covid-19 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:45:29 from level 59.
[12/20/21 08:49:37] Sokar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:28 towards level 59.
[12/20/21 09:31:36] Sombra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sombra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/21 10:02:51] hugga caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:55 towards level 42.
[12/20/21 10:14:00] Sombra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sombra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/21 10:23:59] vectr0n discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:43:57 towards level 56.
[12/20/21 10:47:21] RussellB walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:03:43 from level 59.
[12/20/21 12:06:18] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:00:16 towards level 60.
[12/20/21 12:26:04] soltys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:31 towards level 58.
[12/20/21 12:54:16] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:07 towards level 58.
[12/20/21 13:02:00] Alarien ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:32:17 from level 59.
[12/20/21 13:08:49] Alarien found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:52:44 towards level 59.
[12/20/21 13:51:28] MELOONi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:28:59 towards level 58.
[12/20/21 14:14:10] misha has dealt blackroot a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:55:11 is added to blackroot's clock.
[12/20/21 14:45:27] CodeGeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:10 towards level 59.
[12/20/21 15:24:38] Wam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:29 towards level 48.
[12/20/21 16:39:40] VonToutCourt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:20 towards level 56.
[12/20/21 17:09:37] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:38:22 towards level 57.
[12/20/21 18:58:01] bookworm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:47:35 towards level 58.
[12/20/21 19:13:19] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:57 towards level 59.
[12/20/21 19:18:32] VonToutCourt's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! VonToutCourt's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/21 21:17:04] O[_]'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! O[_]'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/21 22:10:21] Zaratustra's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Zaratustra's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/21 22:14:43] Affliction was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:52 from level 59.
[12/20/21 22:59:41] Lnk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:07:41 towards level 61.
[12/20/21 23:12:59] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:56:13 towards level 59.
[12/20/21 23:22:58] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:34 towards level 58.
[12/20/21 23:40:14] Acolarh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:13 towards level 58.
[12/20/21 23:49:03] jjasghar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:26 towards level 55.
[12/21/21 00:30:09] blabber was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:51 towards level 58.
[12/21/21 01:29:10] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:39 towards level 59.
[12/21/21 01:36:44] TauPan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:44 towards level 53.
[12/21/21 02:04:47] Sergio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:39:08 towards level 58.
[12/21/21 02:13:34] laama hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:32:54 towards level 60.
[12/21/21 02:14:31] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:07 towards level 56.
[12/21/21 02:18:59] Xenthys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:33 towards level 48.
[12/21/21 02:21:53] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:12 towards level 60.
[12/21/21 02:27:36] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:43:50 towards level 60.
[12/21/21 03:43:55] canton7 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:22:06 towards level 58.
[12/21/21 05:25:29] Paganel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:23:06 towards level 60.
[12/21/21 05:25:50] cadfael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:20 towards level 49.
[12/21/21 05:39:34] Karen was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:22:43 from level 51.
[12/21/21 06:03:51] _sh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:45:50 towards level 60.
[12/21/21 06:47:50] Syloq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:36:54 towards level 58.
[12/21/21 06:57:01] EddieT137 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:04 towards level 45.
[12/21/21 07:22:35] keepermurph gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:19:02 towards level 52.
[12/21/21 07:22:53] res0nat0r caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:27 towards level 39.
[12/21/21 07:35:17] buyoq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:29:35 towards level 55.
[12/21/21 08:03:31] washclof was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:50:22 from level 60.
[12/21/21 08:04:31] soltys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:47 towards level 58.
[12/21/21 08:09:35] Ungoliant found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:21 towards level 50.
[12/21/21 08:59:18] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:51:14 towards level 57.
[12/21/21 09:16:57] The local wizard imbued style's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! style's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/21 09:35:07] drahthaar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:47:01 from level 60.
[12/21/21 09:37:17] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:15:32 from level 61.
[12/21/21 09:46:19] Arch has dealt megubyte a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:37:20 is added to megubyte's clock.
[12/21/21 09:48:13] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:32:16 towards level 60.
[12/21/21 10:11:49] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:26:19 towards level 61.
[12/21/21 10:42:56] MistahKel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MistahKel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/21 11:21:31] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:54 towards level 56.
[12/21/21 12:22:33] A_Dragon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:28:54 from level 59.
[12/21/21 12:23:36] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:31:30 towards level 56.
[12/21/21 12:51:05] cfebs ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:01:44 from level 51.
[12/21/21 13:38:30] kptr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:24:43 towards level 60.
[12/21/21 14:12:24] buyoq reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! buyoq's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/21 14:30:46] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:51 towards level 49.
[12/21/21 15:13:03] AlexS got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:10:50 towards level 59.
[12/21/21 15:15:10] thornrag found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:30:50 towards level 58.
[12/21/21 15:55:16] sheu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:31 towards level 60.
[12/21/21 16:25:39] starlink tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:58:04 towards level 59.
[12/21/21 16:50:26] Sokar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:53:26 towards level 60.
[12/21/21 17:56:32] bobvador found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:17 towards level 57.
[12/21/21 18:52:30] sparogy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:44 towards level 44.
[12/21/21 19:06:05] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:43 towards level 59.
[12/21/21 20:54:01] YeKong was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:42 towards level 50.
[12/21/21 21:38:10] thornrag bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:17 towards level 58.
[12/21/21 22:45:28] canton7 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:13:38 from level 58.
[12/21/21 22:51:23] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:20 towards level 46.
[12/21/21 23:05:35] Faradome was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:03:33 towards level 57.
[12/21/21 23:52:19] Sergio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:52:01 from level 58.
[12/22/21 00:22:58] res0nat0r got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:02 towards level 39.
[12/22/21 01:27:59] unicron's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! unicron's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/22/21 01:39:19] gegenschein found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:51 towards level 51.
[12/22/21 02:40:59] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:42 towards level 59.
[12/22/21 02:41:53] Notir was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:27:14 from level 56.
[12/22/21 03:32:32] Karen bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:07:55 towards level 51.
[12/22/21 03:40:24] allo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:20 towards level 59.
[12/22/21 03:41:33] Sherpard2 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:15:14 from level 59.
[12/22/21 03:43:33] JackyB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:40:09 towards level 54.
[12/22/21 03:49:52] CompanionCube was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:34:37 towards level 59.
[12/22/21 04:10:02] hare was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:43:39 from level 54.
[12/22/21 04:53:56] Feltharell was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:40 towards level 44.
[12/22/21 05:05:46] drahthaar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:32:28 towards level 60.
[12/22/21 05:11:21] VonToutCourt ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:20:03 from level 56.
[12/22/21 05:13:18] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:25:58 towards level 60.
[12/22/21 05:49:32] Khorne's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Khorne's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/22/21 06:28:30] freeboson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:47:59 towards level 57.
[12/22/21 06:55:26] Melon burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Melon's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/22/21 06:57:50] The local wizard imbued cornfeedhobo's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cornfeedhobo's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/22/21 07:52:49] average was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:37:24 from level 49.
[12/22/21 08:27:14] MrMagoo ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:23:21 from level 48.
[12/22/21 08:29:18] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:25:30 from level 61.
[12/22/21 09:10:29] zifnab06 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:15 towards level 52.
[12/22/21 09:28:38] StalkR's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! StalkR's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/22/21 10:21:43] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:51 towards level 59.
[12/22/21 10:33:39] canton7 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:43:55 towards level 58.
[12/22/21 11:01:43] dwfreed was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:29:32 towards level 60.
[12/22/21 11:27:18] eising had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:26 towards level 59.
[12/22/21 11:35:34] sc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:18:22 towards level 60.
[12/22/21 11:44:54] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:19:12 towards level 61.
[12/22/21 14:04:36] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:50:15 from level 58.
[12/22/21 14:27:11] Disruptor was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:52 towards level 55.
[12/22/21 14:34:25] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:07:53 from level 54.
[12/22/21 15:20:53] KindOne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:57 towards level 55.
[12/22/21 15:34:39] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:07 towards level 55.
[12/22/21 15:35:51] Tenorman fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:11:27 from level 57.
[12/22/21 15:47:56] "\@_ was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:31:12 from level 59.
[12/22/21 16:26:57] pfoley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:06 towards level 57.
[12/22/21 16:35:07] Alarien hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:55:26 towards level 59.
[12/22/21 18:02:58] VonToutCourt's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! VonToutCourt's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/22/21 18:07:56] damyan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:44:23 from level 58.
[12/22/21 18:24:38] Iines ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:01 from level 60.
[12/22/21 18:45:54] shikhin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:47:58 towards level 60.
[12/22/21 19:43:11] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:41 towards level 45.
[12/22/21 20:12:34] Alys reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Alys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/22/21 20:15:49] Nechayev found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:25 towards level 57.
[12/22/21 20:19:05] Wam slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Wam's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/22/21 20:34:08] MELOONi spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! MELOONi's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/22/21 21:55:09] Sorin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:14:28 from level 55.
[12/22/21 22:39:35] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:27 towards level 59.
[12/22/21 23:15:15] GilbertErik slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! GilbertErik's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/22/21 23:28:02] AlexS was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:44:45 towards level 59.
[12/22/21 23:39:58] Sokar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:41:53 towards level 60.
[12/22/21 23:46:15] Thorael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:21 towards level 59.
[12/22/21 23:59:35] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:14 towards level 58.
[12/23/21 00:00:56] Jens's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Jens's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/21 00:48:21] kinus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:18:01 towards level 47.
[12/23/21 03:49:40] The local wizard imbued ChowderKeg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ChowderKeg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/21 04:22:46] average was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:18:40 from level 49.
[12/23/21 05:06:10] Psilocybe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:40:21 towards level 59.
[12/23/21 08:16:51] O[_] tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:50 towards level 55.
[12/23/21 08:21:40] Aelane discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:55 towards level 41.
[12/23/21 08:25:29] buzzzzz was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:04:23 from level 57.
[12/23/21 08:41:39] EddieT137 has dealt wesley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:00:08 is added to wesley's clock.
[12/23/21 08:46:13] Theleveler was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:20 towards level 58.
[12/23/21 08:50:32] HellSpawn ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:53:16 from level 58.
[12/23/21 09:47:09] Majak's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Majak's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/21 10:00:21] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:34 towards level 56.
[12/23/21 11:37:55] Chuck was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:27 from level 55.
[12/23/21 12:06:24] bookworm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:14 towards level 58.
[12/23/21 12:58:20] GyrosGeier found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:00 towards level 58.
[12/23/21 13:32:50] Fenrik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:28 towards level 59.
[12/23/21 13:48:36] Destruia found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:47 towards level 57.
[12/23/21 13:59:35] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:25:19 towards level 60.
[12/23/21 14:54:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jacob1's tunic! jacob1's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/21 15:56:19] jayvee has dealt xbill a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:12:50 is added to xbill's clock.
[12/23/21 16:00:23] Mattusmindus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:53 towards level 54.
[12/23/21 16:03:21] CompanionCube ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:49:51 from level 59.
[12/23/21 16:15:33] Reilly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:53 towards level 55.
[12/23/21 16:19:04] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:41:59 from level 56.
[12/23/21 17:18:42] Algernon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:30:52 towards level 58.
[12/23/21 17:33:53] Acolarh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Acolarh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/23/21 18:16:57] Alarien ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:29:06 from level 59.
[12/23/21 18:20:12] Disruptor's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Disruptor's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/21 18:31:41] kptr spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! kptr's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/23/21 18:32:32] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:31:14 towards level 59.
[12/23/21 18:37:03] RussellB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:12:29 towards level 59.
[12/23/21 19:54:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cirdan's tunic! Cirdan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/21 20:13:43] HeavyPodda gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:11:49 towards level 58.
[12/23/21 21:59:48] canton7 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:02:26 towards level 58.
[12/23/21 22:57:05] anarcat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:48:33 towards level 60.
[12/23/21 23:15:06] BastelBot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:54 towards level 59.
[12/24/21 00:35:28] Cirdan has dealt Haqur a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:49:37 is added to Haqur's clock.
[12/24/21 02:28:37] washclof was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:46:53 from level 60.
[12/24/21 02:35:06] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:30:07 towards level 59.
[12/24/21 02:38:42] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:01 towards level 47.
[12/24/21 03:32:55] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:01:01 towards level 61.
[12/24/21 04:25:51] Paganel slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Paganel's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/24/21 04:33:53] Xenthys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:05 towards level 49.
[12/24/21 05:30:21] starlink found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:14 towards level 59.
[12/24/21 05:33:27] KindOne was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:33 from level 55.
[12/24/21 05:59:08] keepermurph was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:20:29 from level 52.
[12/24/21 07:13:38] t3chn0 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! t3chn0's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/21 07:37:58] Tenorman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:16:39 towards level 57.
[12/24/21 07:55:49] adamus1red has dealt Crazycatlady a Critical Strike! 2 days, 19:53:11 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/24/21 08:09:46] eising ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:03 from level 59.
[12/24/21 08:10:25] jjasghar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:20 towards level 55.
[12/24/21 08:40:51] jayvee was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:05 towards level 59.
[12/24/21 08:43:16] Kronan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:46:43 towards level 56.
[12/24/21 09:02:55] Wolf reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Wolf's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/21 09:28:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tomhek's tunic! tomhek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/21 10:30:25] Khorne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:35 towards level 59.
[12/24/21 10:43:49] Silvanus_Betrium found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:34 towards level 58.
[12/24/21 11:05:13] jaxson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jaxson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/21 11:36:19] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:39:17 towards level 59.
[12/24/21 12:33:32] kptr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:02:40 towards level 60.
[12/24/21 13:11:23] canton7 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:42 towards level 58.
[12/24/21 13:13:24] Mattusmindus was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:06 from level 54.
[12/24/21 13:25:28] TauPan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:45 towards level 53.
[12/24/21 13:37:55] Juan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Juan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/21 13:49:39] HeavyPodda was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:19:43 from level 58.
[12/24/21 14:26:12] Theleveler slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Theleveler's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/24/21 15:09:03] The_Decryptor was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:28:19 from level 59.
[12/24/21 15:30:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sbp's tunic! sbp's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/21 15:50:26] Makhno discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:08:17 towards level 54.
[12/24/21 16:14:22] Kachin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:35:50 towards level 58.
[12/24/21 16:25:13] yNos was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:33:38 from level 46.
[12/24/21 16:40:37] megubyte gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:15 towards level 55.
[12/24/21 17:02:06] Tor was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:59 towards level 60.
[12/24/21 17:03:18] StalkR bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:12 towards level 58.
[12/24/21 17:05:12] starlink reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! starlink's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/21 17:07:52] BastelBot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:31 towards level 59.
[12/24/21 17:12:35] Theleveler ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:50:19 from level 58.
[12/24/21 17:13:56] chiastre ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:58 from level 57.
[12/24/21 17:42:59] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:41 towards level 58.
[12/24/21 17:49:45] HellSpawn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:42:48 towards level 58.
[12/24/21 17:54:03] Bluedog was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:12 towards level 58.
[12/24/21 18:01:32] nawcom had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:09:34 towards level 57.
[12/24/21 18:11:48] Reilly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:33:36 towards level 55.
[12/24/21 18:24:00] Svetland was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:57:37 towards level 58.
[12/24/21 18:32:34] MELOONi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:36:59 towards level 58.
[12/24/21 18:34:08] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:01 towards level 59.
[12/24/21 18:34:44] Acolarh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:17:03 from level 58.
[12/24/21 18:52:27] zankore's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zankore's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/21 18:56:18] blabber was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:10:20 from level 59.
[12/24/21 19:00:10] V was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:58:18 from level 60.
[12/24/21 20:03:32] Abe was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:42:42 from level 55.
[12/24/21 20:09:30] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:24:04 towards level 59.
[12/24/21 20:14:04] mrmonday was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:08 from level 59.
[12/24/21 20:55:00] iiriix was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:07 towards level 58.
[12/24/21 20:57:33] wesley was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:16:02 from level 47.
[12/24/21 21:00:06] Algernon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:04:22 towards level 58.
[12/24/21 22:47:52] allo met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:38 from level 59.
[12/24/21 23:40:27] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:47 towards level 58.
[12/24/21 23:49:41] shikhin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:07:34 towards level 60.
[12/25/21 00:09:47] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:44 towards level 58.
[12/25/21 00:16:52] Makhno was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:44:32 from level 54.
[12/25/21 00:16:55] dCLCp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:58:40 from level 45.
[12/25/21 00:42:48] ToHellWithGA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:55:13 towards level 60.
[12/25/21 02:10:15] Lord255 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:51:52 towards level 61.
[12/25/21 03:45:55] Sherpard2 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:35:25 towards level 59.
[12/25/21 04:06:25] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:37 towards level 58.
[12/25/21 04:13:08] pants found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:16 towards level 59.
[12/25/21 04:19:03] d4n13L was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:11 towards level 58.
[12/25/21 04:25:53] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:36:59 towards level 60.
[12/25/21 04:35:04] elf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:13:52 from level 60.
[12/25/21 05:17:28] Alys was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:31:24 from level 52.
[12/25/21 05:29:09] t3chn0 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:59:12 from level 59.
[12/25/21 05:46:48] Alys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:30:43 towards level 52.
[12/25/21 06:03:39] VOID has dealt JigmeDatse a Critical Strike! 2 days, 15:11:41 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[12/25/21 06:11:19] SCSi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:18:47 from level 57.
[12/25/21 06:31:56] mordac slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! mordac's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/25/21 06:51:12] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:07:43 towards level 61.
[12/25/21 07:39:18] csc2ya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:15 towards level 52.
[12/25/21 07:42:42] A_Dragon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:12:00 from level 59.
[12/25/21 09:01:43] Reilly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:43:45 from level 55.
[12/25/21 10:01:31] MELOONi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:57:19 towards level 58.
[12/25/21 10:08:29] _sh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:57:43 from level 60.
[12/25/21 13:29:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Sombra's tunic! Sombra's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/25/21 14:15:12] VOID met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:18:31 from level 49.
[12/25/21 14:26:47] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:48 towards level 60.
[12/25/21 14:44:44] brycec found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:00:48 towards level 57.
[12/25/21 15:01:39] Sokar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:52:35 towards level 60.
[12/25/21 16:38:16] VonToutCourt was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:11:06 towards level 57.
[12/25/21 17:46:52] Drin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:38:47 towards level 57.
[12/25/21 19:50:05] keepermurph was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:59:10 from level 52.
[12/25/21 21:06:08] soltys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:00:24 towards level 59.
[12/25/21 21:31:02] Nysdar was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:53:35 from level 59.
[12/25/21 21:31:23] Russell caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:54:16 towards level 58.
[12/25/21 23:00:19] damyan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:13:39 from level 59.
[12/25/21 23:01:28] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:59 towards level 58.
[12/25/21 23:13:48] O[_] had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:51 towards level 55.
[12/26/21 01:22:21] yano fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:34 from level 56.
[12/26/21 02:00:49] golgy got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:36:50 from level 58.
[12/26/21 02:27:16] ChowderKeg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:59:52 towards level 61.
[12/26/21 02:31:55] Arch discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:50:30 towards level 57.
[12/26/21 02:57:52] sparogy walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:54:00 from level 45.
[12/26/21 03:03:41] spex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:14 towards level 59.
[12/26/21 03:36:02] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:55:37 towards level 60.
[12/26/21 04:12:51] hugga was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:33 towards level 44.
[12/26/21 04:19:23] Affliction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:42:49 towards level 60.
[12/26/21 04:28:12] Ancalagon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:07:32 towards level 60.
[12/26/21 04:42:54] crysis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:42 towards level 56.
[12/26/21 06:25:57] Wam spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Wam's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/21 06:57:57] Notir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:18:30 towards level 56.
[12/26/21 07:17:48] jaxson was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:16 from level 58.
[12/26/21 07:47:53] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:32:01 towards level 57.
[12/26/21 08:27:51] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:00:15 towards level 58.
[12/26/21 08:30:00] bg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:02 towards level 58.
[12/26/21 10:09:04] xbill has dealt mgr a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:03:19 is added to mgr's clock.
[12/26/21 10:16:54] Ancalagon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:13:45 from level 60.
[12/26/21 10:22:34] nyuszika7h was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:18 towards level 58.
[12/26/21 10:27:47] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:59 towards level 56.
[12/26/21 10:32:48] Paganel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:02:50 from level 60.
[12/26/21 10:42:04] talisein had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:21 towards level 60.
[12/26/21 11:30:02] strife hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:35 towards level 39.
[12/26/21 11:34:29] starlink was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:39:50 towards level 59.
[12/26/21 11:43:25] EddieT137 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:54:20 from level 46.
[12/26/21 12:03:50] misha discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:43:06 towards level 59.
[12/26/21 12:11:33] damyan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! damyan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/21 12:13:28] Acolarh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:39 towards level 58.
[12/26/21 12:52:23] buyoq was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:44:04 from level 55.
[12/26/21 13:01:25] cfebs's charm ate a bolt of lightning! cfebs's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/21 13:53:59] bsleep slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bsleep's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/21 14:21:02] soltys ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:34:50 from level 59.
[12/26/21 15:10:36] d4n13L discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:04 towards level 58.
[12/26/21 15:52:22] The local wizard imbued cfjk's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cfjk's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/21 16:14:50] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:21:38 towards level 59.
[12/26/21 16:15:02] bananaboat has dealt JamCow a Critical Strike! 8 days, 01:36:47 is added to JamCow's clock.
[12/26/21 16:22:10] The local wizard imbued tswsl's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tswsl's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/21 16:45:36] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:27:38 from level 57.
[12/26/21 17:21:15] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:25 towards level 57.
[12/26/21 17:22:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ion's tunic! ion's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/21 17:59:35] Aksej's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Aksej's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/21 18:06:30] washclof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:56:44 towards level 60.
[12/26/21 18:22:24] nyuszika7h found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:27 towards level 58.
[12/26/21 19:00:34] canton7 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:15 towards level 58.
[12/26/21 19:05:05] pyre found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:01:40 towards level 60.
[12/26/21 19:10:27] eising met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:56 from level 59.
[12/26/21 19:19:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MistahKel's tunic! MistahKel's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/21 19:27:42] cadfael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:28 towards level 49.
[12/26/21 21:02:58] Sokar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:26:04 towards level 60.
[12/26/21 22:46:27] Bahhumbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:19 towards level 55.
[12/26/21 23:08:33] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:08:09 towards level 55.
[12/27/21 00:10:40] rawgreaze tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:14 towards level 51.
[12/27/21 00:32:11] KeboDK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:46 towards level 55.
[12/27/21 01:20:07] nyuszika7h was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:37 towards level 58.
[12/27/21 02:25:10] Acolarh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:31 towards level 58.
[12/27/21 02:32:45] Sombra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:09:28 towards level 60.
[12/27/21 02:37:22] Haqur was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:01:09 from level 48.
[12/27/21 03:31:20] ChowderKeg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:53:53 from level 61.
[12/27/21 03:34:21] Acolarh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:26 towards level 58.
[12/27/21 03:39:19] blabber was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:44:55 towards level 59.
[12/27/21 03:45:35] Aelane had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:58 towards level 43.
[12/27/21 03:48:20] tomhek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tomhek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/21 04:36:12] Tenorman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:24 towards level 57.
[12/27/21 05:33:21] RussellB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:43:52 towards level 59.
[12/27/21 07:12:13] Thorael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:30:42 towards level 60.
[12/27/21 08:20:16] Bahhumbug was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:01 from level 55.
[12/27/21 08:48:18] talisein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:44:20 towards level 60.
[12/27/21 09:13:56] Faradome ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:17:07 from level 57.
[12/27/21 09:47:15] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:01 towards level 59.
[12/27/21 10:17:51] Kronan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:06:17 from level 56.
[12/27/21 10:44:01] buyoq was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:19 towards level 55.
[12/27/21 10:56:21] Paganel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:21:33 from level 60.
[12/27/21 11:04:43] Lord255 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:59:10 from level 61.
[12/27/21 11:28:50] Acolarh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:43 towards level 58.
[12/27/21 12:54:07] Disruptor tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:23:44 towards level 56.
[12/27/21 13:04:43] misha's charm ate a bolt of lightning! misha's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/21 13:44:38] cfjk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:07:44 from level 54.
[12/27/21 14:47:51] laama caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:06:10 towards level 60.
[12/27/21 15:12:07] Majak was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:37:46 towards level 60.
[12/27/21 15:21:57] megubyte gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:54:34 towards level 56.
[12/27/21 16:38:24] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:09 towards level 50.
[12/27/21 17:00:46] A_Dragon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:36 towards level 59.
[12/27/21 17:32:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kline's tunic! kline's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/21 17:44:34] cfjk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cfjk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/21 17:53:42] tomhek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:46:40 towards level 59.
[12/27/21 17:56:15] CodeGeek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:16:18 from level 60.
[12/27/21 18:57:41] Yarosh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:47:27 towards level 59.
[12/27/21 19:15:42] talisein burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! talisein's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/27/21 19:31:48] Alys met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:04:21 from level 52.
[12/27/21 19:35:52] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:28:49 towards level 60.
[12/27/21 20:31:09] res0nat0r got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:07 towards level 42.
[12/27/21 20:44:32] Alys was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:39:31 from level 52.
[12/27/21 21:59:43] YeKong discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:16 towards level 51.
[12/27/21 22:00:01] hugga found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:46 towards level 45.
[12/27/21 22:10:09] golgy walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:41:35 from level 58.
[12/27/21 22:42:31] JackyB ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:59:06 from level 54.
[12/27/21 23:40:33] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:43:54 towards level 61.
[12/27/21 23:46:59] Drin was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:09:50 from level 57.
[12/28/21 00:37:50] KeboDK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:02 towards level 55.
[12/28/21 00:44:48] Asara found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:48 towards level 61.
[12/28/21 00:57:18] Alarien caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:30 towards level 59.
[12/28/21 01:01:44] freeboson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:40 towards level 57.
[12/28/21 01:19:23] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:28:40 towards level 54.
[12/28/21 01:21:05] MrMagoo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:25 towards level 49.
[12/28/21 01:41:57] style tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:31 towards level 57.
[12/28/21 01:54:05] Lord255 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:54:10 towards level 61.
[12/28/21 02:07:02] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:35:58 towards level 59.
[12/28/21 02:17:31] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:36:59 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 02:35:56] The_Decryptor's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! The_Decryptor's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/21 03:16:54] hare was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:01 from level 54.
[12/28/21 03:20:49] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:38 towards level 46.
[12/28/21 03:30:33] tsr has dealt omero a Critical Strike! 4 days, 03:20:12 is added to omero's clock.
[12/28/21 03:32:46] Chuck got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:58 towards level 55.
[12/28/21 04:37:46] hax404 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:00 towards level 59.
[12/28/21 05:16:39] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:24:39 towards level 61.
[12/28/21 05:19:36] Disruptor walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:03:37 from level 56.
[12/28/21 05:22:04] The local wizard imbued Aksej's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Aksej's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/21 06:06:27] washclof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:36 towards level 60.
[12/28/21 06:11:58] gradator bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:28:32 towards level 60.
[12/28/21 06:29:14] CrashOverride was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:58:09 towards level 61.
[12/28/21 06:45:50] MELOONi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:34 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 07:25:11] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:39:21 towards level 59.
[12/28/21 08:28:33] Algernon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:37:05 from level 58.
[12/28/21 08:32:40] Phil was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:48 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 08:37:56] TauPan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:05 towards level 53.
[12/28/21 09:01:46] damyan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:56:46 towards level 59.
[12/28/21 09:25:59] The local wizard imbued signofzeta's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! signofzeta's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/21 10:53:45] nya's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nya's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/21 10:55:34] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:37 towards level 57.
[12/28/21 11:14:05] ToHellWithGA was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:57:48 from level 60.
[12/28/21 11:47:18] misha's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! misha's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/21 12:14:53] kinus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:11 towards level 47.
[12/28/21 12:28:29] zankore caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:43 towards level 55.
[12/28/21 12:59:32] Sherpard2 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:46:54 towards level 59.
[12/28/21 13:12:32] Sokar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:43 towards level 60.
[12/28/21 13:33:12] Nechayev was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:49:19 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 14:06:31] mordac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:48 towards level 59.
[12/28/21 14:10:53] pfoley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:46 towards level 57.
[12/28/21 14:53:14] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:19:10 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 15:16:59] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:32 towards level 60.
[12/28/21 15:31:31] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:24:28 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 17:11:41] freeboson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:48 towards level 57.
[12/28/21 17:15:30] signofzeta discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:42 towards level 48.
[12/28/21 17:18:09] Iines walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:17:16 from level 61.
[12/28/21 17:42:41] edk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:16 towards level 60.
[12/28/21 18:02:48] Bluedog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:10 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 18:24:07] Theleveler had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:19:33 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 18:24:23] munkis found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:06 towards level 56.
[12/28/21 19:01:54] bsleep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:53:48 towards level 57.
[12/28/21 19:27:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on judahnator's tunic! judahnator's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/21 20:21:04] RussellB's charm ate a bolt of lightning! RussellB's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/21 20:34:01] BastelBot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:58 towards level 59.
[12/28/21 21:10:29] GyrosGeier was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:23:15 towards level 59.
[12/28/21 21:46:18] Algernon has dealt bobvador a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:29:02 is added to bobvador's clock.
[12/28/21 22:02:37] Xenthys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:44 towards level 49.
[12/28/21 22:04:58] judahnator bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:30 towards level 48.
[12/28/21 23:07:36] tsr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:07:42 from level 55.
[12/28/21 23:23:17] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:09 towards level 50.
[12/28/21 23:26:57] Nysdar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:18 towards level 59.
[12/28/21 23:34:58] TimWolla was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:56:17 from level 60.
[12/29/21 00:18:50] kinus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:16 towards level 48.
[12/29/21 01:13:29] Asara has dealt Theleveler a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:23:38 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[12/29/21 01:24:25] drahthaar spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! drahthaar's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/29/21 01:37:58] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:43 towards level 50.
[12/29/21 02:19:17] Asara hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:59 towards level 61.
[12/29/21 02:41:09] Faradome ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:00:21 from level 57.
[12/29/21 02:50:02] VonToutCourt has dealt Sokar a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:08:36 is added to Sokar's clock.
[12/29/21 03:12:46] "\@_ found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:42:12 towards level 59.
[12/29/21 03:37:06] canton7 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:46 towards level 58.
[12/29/21 03:54:48] Paganel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:14 towards level 60.
[12/29/21 04:02:26] _sh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:56:00 towards level 60.
[12/29/21 04:05:54] crank met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:48:30 from level 60.
[12/29/21 04:32:02] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:39:07 towards level 55.
[12/29/21 04:36:57] bookworm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:21:06 towards level 59.
[12/29/21 04:56:47] talisein found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:03:27 towards level 60.
[12/29/21 05:11:05] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:02 towards level 50.
[12/29/21 05:32:51] postikana found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:43 towards level 54.
[12/29/21 05:57:14] nawcom ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:58:48 from level 57.
[12/29/21 06:09:26] sam ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:52 from level 50.
[12/29/21 07:35:01] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:30:45 towards level 59.
[12/29/21 07:53:19] freeboson ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:34:00 from level 57.
[12/29/21 08:34:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Yuhno's tunic! Yuhno's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/21 08:35:09] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:37:20 towards level 58.
[12/29/21 08:40:58] V got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:04:44 towards level 60.
[12/29/21 09:10:28] bobvador bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:11 towards level 57.
[12/29/21 10:13:12] Nysdar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:58 towards level 59.
[12/29/21 10:19:54] CompanionCube was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:29:55 from level 59.
[12/29/21 10:23:24] Notir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:26:06 towards level 56.
[12/29/21 10:41:58] jjasghar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:20:03 towards level 56.
[12/29/21 10:48:02] Tor ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:34:17 from level 61.
[12/29/21 11:10:16] Melon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:56 towards level 50.
[12/29/21 11:20:03] Tor was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:05:17 towards level 61.
[12/29/21 11:36:13] Destruia fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:53:29 from level 57.
[12/29/21 12:00:42] gegenschein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:35 towards level 52.
[12/29/21 12:43:45] TauPan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:36 towards level 53.
[12/29/21 13:08:47] dCLCp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:38 towards level 45.
[12/29/21 13:45:25] signofzeta's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! signofzeta's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/21 14:43:33] pants was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:58 towards level 59.
[12/29/21 17:21:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hugga's tunic! hugga's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/21 17:53:00] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:53 towards level 48.
[12/29/21 18:09:15] yano found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:26:24 towards level 57.
[12/29/21 18:40:44] StalkR ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:39:35 from level 58.
[12/29/21 18:47:51] MELOONi's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MELOONi's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/21 19:13:55] bsleep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:03:24 towards level 57.
[12/29/21 19:38:48] ChowderKeg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:15:42 towards level 61.
[12/29/21 19:47:23] Scorpio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:32 towards level 37.
[12/29/21 20:25:55] Phil hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:08 towards level 58.
[12/29/21 20:52:09] theZoMBiE caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:19 towards level 47.
[12/29/21 21:54:12] Pinkman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:18 towards level 50.
[12/29/21 22:00:58] allo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:07:41 towards level 60.
[12/29/21 22:32:20] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:02 towards level 57.
[12/29/21 22:38:57] style has dealt Bahhumbug a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:55:18 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[12/30/21 00:04:54] Scorpio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:41 towards level 38.
[12/30/21 00:07:16] JackyB ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:42:15 from level 54.
[12/30/21 00:33:41] pyre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:42:33 towards level 60.
[12/30/21 00:35:23] V was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:05:23 from level 60.
[12/30/21 01:29:25] sky was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:33:54 from level 57.
[12/30/21 01:36:30] Faradome walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:14:36 from level 57.
[12/30/21 02:05:35] talisein's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! talisein's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/21 03:14:24] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:53:20 towards level 59.
[12/30/21 03:34:52] Ankhers was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:10:29 towards level 59.
[12/30/21 04:22:17] nawcom's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nawcom's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/21 04:31:21] Sokar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:57 towards level 60.
[12/30/21 04:37:23] Sokar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:54 towards level 60.
[12/30/21 05:44:39] V ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:42:26 from level 60.
[12/30/21 06:05:58] unicron was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:28:20 from level 56.
[12/30/21 06:28:56] fattrat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:19 from level 59.
[12/30/21 06:33:21] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:05:31 towards level 59.
[12/30/21 06:36:16] Techman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:09:25 from level 59.
[12/30/21 06:57:38] jjasghar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:28:21 towards level 56.
[12/30/21 07:07:13] KindOne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:22:48 towards level 56.
[12/30/21 08:17:19] scumola found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:25 towards level 52.
[12/30/21 08:37:15] Paganel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:34 towards level 60.
[12/30/21 09:14:36] noex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:07 towards level 24.
[12/30/21 09:17:12] canton7 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:44 towards level 58.
[12/30/21 09:44:33] res0nat0r's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! res0nat0r's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/30/21 09:58:46] pyre has dealt Feltharell a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:51:12 is added to Feltharell's clock.
[12/30/21 09:59:22] KeboDK ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:53:19 from level 56.
[12/30/21 10:28:34] eising has dealt dCLCp a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:28:00 is added to dCLCp's clock.
[12/30/21 10:51:08] RussellB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:51 towards level 59.
[12/30/21 11:03:41] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:51 towards level 59.
[12/30/21 11:16:37] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:10:06 towards level 58.
[12/30/21 12:37:54] Khorne was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:04:19 from level 60.
[12/30/21 13:18:57] Russell's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Russell's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/21 13:25:13] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:33 towards level 48.
[12/30/21 13:43:49] coding_monk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:01:11 from level 56.
[12/30/21 13:46:38] CrashOverride found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:31:46 towards level 61.
[12/30/21 14:04:59] hdm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:17:18 towards level 61.
[12/30/21 14:26:19] pyre was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:36 towards level 60.
[12/30/21 14:29:34] Covid-19 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:02 towards level 59.
[12/30/21 14:49:14] Nechayev met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:57:38 from level 58.
[12/30/21 14:49:59] Tenorman was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:14 from level 57.
[12/30/21 14:54:24] ukleinek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:40:20 from level 55.
[12/30/21 15:02:50] Affliction was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:41:15 from level 60.
[12/30/21 15:26:05] CrashOverride's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! CrashOverride's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/30/21 15:29:35] Tenorman has dealt vectr0n a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:34:12 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[12/30/21 15:57:10] ukleinek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:51 from level 55.
[12/30/21 16:00:55] Ungoliant tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:58 towards level 51.
[12/30/21 16:12:07] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:16:04 towards level 59.
[12/30/21 18:13:41] heisenbug was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:45 from level 60.
[12/30/21 18:26:47] megubyte hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:13:14 towards level 56.
[12/30/21 18:45:42] strife was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:03 towards level 41.
[12/30/21 19:24:55] Khorne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:19 towards level 60.
[12/30/21 20:09:00] MrMagoo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:17 towards level 49.
[12/30/21 20:16:23] Iines found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:30:51 towards level 61.
[12/30/21 20:17:41] kenyon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:30:59 from level 59.
[12/30/21 20:29:26] megubyte ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:38:14 from level 56.
[12/30/21 21:40:11] Nechayev found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:42:29 towards level 58.
[12/30/21 22:03:19] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:25:39 towards level 55.
[12/30/21 22:58:52] wesley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:31 towards level 47.
[12/30/21 23:29:20] coding_monk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:29 towards level 56.
[12/31/21 00:18:15] megubyte caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:01:03 towards level 56.
[12/31/21 00:43:17] Melon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Melon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/21 00:47:18] Lnk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:24 towards level 61.
[12/31/21 00:47:51] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:17 towards level 60.
[12/31/21 01:05:50] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:04 towards level 59.
[12/31/21 01:23:33] noex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:28 towards level 27.
[12/31/21 02:02:22] pfoley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:23:17 towards level 58.
[12/31/21 02:03:38] xbill got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:40 towards level 60.
[12/31/21 02:35:35] tmberg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:55 from level 57.
[12/31/21 02:37:41] res0nat0r found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:53 towards level 43.
[12/31/21 03:26:02] JigmeDatse spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! JigmeDatse's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/31/21 04:19:31] res0nat0r was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:40:20 from level 43.
[12/31/21 05:22:44] Ungoliant gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:53:23 towards level 51.
[12/31/21 05:25:30] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:24:45 towards level 59.
[12/31/21 06:07:27] Carl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Carl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/21 06:28:31] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:24 towards level 59.
[12/31/21 06:35:35] Forud reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Forud's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/21 06:40:33] postikana bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:30:05 towards level 55.
[12/31/21 06:46:07] blabber was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:21:38 towards level 59.
[12/31/21 07:31:53] signofzeta met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:10:31 from level 48.
[12/31/21 07:33:20] Hirion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:13:41 towards level 60.
[12/31/21 09:15:52] BastelBot has dealt apb a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:28:08 is added to apb's clock.
[12/31/21 09:33:31] ChowderKeg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:10:27 towards level 61.
[12/31/21 10:26:24] Xenthys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:00 towards level 50.
[12/31/21 10:29:34] Tenorman's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tenorman's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/21 10:37:48] _sh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:28:59 from level 60.
[12/31/21 11:27:12] Kritzefitz met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:28:34 from level 56.
[12/31/21 11:30:03] zifnab06 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:40:24 towards level 53.
[12/31/21 11:36:20] jjasghar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:34 towards level 56.
[12/31/21 11:44:42] _sh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:22 towards level 60.
[12/31/21 11:47:10] Mattusmindus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:01 towards level 55.
[12/31/21 12:08:32] Pinkman has dealt anarcat a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:48:48 is added to anarcat's clock.
[12/31/21 12:27:27] Sombra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:57:13 towards level 60.
[12/31/21 12:36:02] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:40:28 towards level 56.
[12/31/21 13:30:06] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:12:09 towards level 61.
[12/31/21 14:11:51] wesley reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! wesley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/21 14:37:56] The local wizard imbued starlink's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! starlink's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/21 15:41:09] HeavyPodda hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:32:03 towards level 58.
[12/31/21 15:48:44] GilbertErik walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:29:21 from level 53.
[12/31/21 17:37:39] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:31:17 towards level 53.
[12/31/21 18:26:44] buZz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:02:28 towards level 58.
[12/31/21 18:57:11] omero was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:43:10 towards level 56.
[12/31/21 20:13:26] Khorne's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Khorne's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/21 20:25:11] RussellB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:11 towards level 59.
[12/31/21 20:30:12] Gorek slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Gorek's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/31/21 20:48:00] jjasghar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:42 towards level 56.
[12/31/21 21:14:54] texke reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! texke's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/21 21:20:16] spex's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! spex's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/31/21 21:39:29] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:02 towards level 48.
[12/31/21 22:00:06] JigmeDatse hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:29 towards level 56.
[12/31/21 22:53:20] hax404 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:00 towards level 59.
[12/31/21 22:57:42] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:58:48 towards level 61.
[12/31/21 23:49:29] Lnk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:58:32 from level 61.
[01/01/22 00:08:06] sparogy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:17 towards level 46.
[01/01/22 00:46:09] VonToutCourt was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:38 from level 57.
[01/01/22 00:46:12] bobvador tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:16 towards level 57.
[01/01/22 01:04:14] Koffa was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:30:17 from level 58.
[01/01/22 02:25:05] BastelBot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:30:01 from level 60.
[01/01/22 04:06:54] talisein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:29 towards level 60.
[01/01/22 04:19:47] zifnab06 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:48:09 from level 53.
[01/01/22 04:25:30] Misza hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:28 towards level 56.
[01/01/22 04:55:09] jayvee bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:27 towards level 60.
[01/01/22 05:12:47] pitchshifter was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:15 towards level 28.
[01/01/22 05:58:44] bananaboat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:53:44 from level 57.
[01/01/22 08:09:24] Psilocybe's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Psilocybe's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/22 09:05:47] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nya's tunic! nya's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/22 09:11:07] el was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:37 towards level 59.
[01/01/22 10:05:17] iiriix ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:31:47 from level 59.
[01/01/22 10:12:10] The local wizard imbued Platonides's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Platonides's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/22 11:37:18] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:36:21 towards level 61.
[01/01/22 13:02:14] MistahKel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:45 towards level 55.
[01/01/22 13:09:42] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:28:14 towards level 60.
[01/01/22 13:39:14] spex was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:20:25 from level 59.
[01/01/22 13:53:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Bkid's tunic! Bkid's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/22 13:53:38] io was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:32:59 from level 61.
[01/01/22 14:42:08] Crazycatlady had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:02 towards level 59.
[01/01/22 15:05:49] misha walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:50:56 from level 59.
[01/01/22 15:15:48] The local wizard imbued YeKong's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! YeKong's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/22 15:16:55] KeboDK ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:55:16 from level 56.
[01/01/22 15:46:48] MetaNova caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:54:44 towards level 61.
[01/01/22 15:52:01] Togra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:58:44 towards level 58.
[01/01/22 16:58:51] megubyte tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:35:40 towards level 56.
[01/01/22 17:20:46] damyan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:38:34 towards level 59.
[01/01/22 17:47:40] Silvanus_Betrium tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:03:19 towards level 59.
[01/01/22 17:53:36] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:17:42 towards level 59.
[01/01/22 18:36:38] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:20 towards level 60.
[01/01/22 20:02:09] cremefresh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:02 towards level 60.
[01/01/22 20:19:34] Susumurata was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:16 from level 48.
[01/01/22 20:43:15] CompanionCube reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CompanionCube's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/22 21:06:04] judahnator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:37 towards level 48.
[01/01/22 21:14:53] CompanionCube bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:19:25 towards level 60.
[01/01/22 21:40:44] CompanionCube has dealt freeboson a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:23:55 is added to freeboson's clock.
[01/01/22 21:42:11] KeboDK caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:18:54 towards level 56.
[01/01/22 22:55:07] RussellB's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! RussellB's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/22 23:26:41] Lnk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:03:10 from level 61.
[01/01/22 23:44:24] Psilocybe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:03:19 towards level 59.
[01/02/22 00:56:47] vegadark's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! vegadark's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/02/22 04:04:15] Sherpard2 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:27:20 towards level 60.
[01/02/22 05:28:24] Makhno found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:35 towards level 54.
[01/02/22 05:35:22] gegenschein has dealt Techman a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:03:22 is added to Techman's clock.
[01/02/22 06:13:09] pyre gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:41:01 towards level 60.
[01/02/22 06:26:27] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:41 towards level 57.
[01/02/22 07:49:47] Susumurata was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:21:15 from level 48.
[01/02/22 08:21:31] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:29 towards level 32.
[01/02/22 08:22:46] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:34:48 towards level 61.
[01/02/22 08:38:40] Platonides ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:36 from level 57.
[01/02/22 09:23:58] Disruptor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:32 towards level 56.
[01/02/22 10:01:06] buyoq ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:48:23 from level 56.
[01/02/22 10:18:25] jjasghar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:12:00 towards level 56.
[01/02/22 10:19:34] Tangles ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:47:22 from level 54.
[01/02/22 10:40:56] CompanionCube was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:39:46 from level 60.
[01/02/22 10:43:44] ukleinek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:32:53 from level 56.
[01/02/22 11:50:18] Plato was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:54 towards level 53.
[01/02/22 11:51:33] Ungoliant hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:42:36 towards level 51.
[01/02/22 11:58:25] talisein's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! talisein's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/22 12:05:54] buzel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:46 towards level 60.
[01/02/22 13:02:03] Nuae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:59 towards level 50.
[01/02/22 13:28:59] jjasghar's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jjasghar's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/22 13:57:05] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:42:46 towards level 54.
[01/02/22 13:57:56] wesley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:00 towards level 48.
[01/02/22 15:07:44] Feltharell hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:54 towards level 47.
[01/02/22 16:24:26] canton7 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:35:56 towards level 59.
[01/02/22 16:39:23] Puff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:02 towards level 59.
[01/02/22 17:00:04] Susumurata found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:15 towards level 48.
[01/02/22 17:04:17] simple's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! simple's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/02/22 19:30:27] starlink hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:04 towards level 59.
[01/02/22 19:35:39] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:04:30 towards level 61.
[01/02/22 20:31:57] Bluedog was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:46:12 towards level 59.
[01/02/22 20:34:10] kline was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:42:23 from level 61.
[01/02/22 20:40:41] TheSilentLink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:20:56 towards level 56.
[01/02/22 21:51:11] chiastre bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:39:18 towards level 58.
[01/02/22 22:07:50] TimWolla's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TimWolla's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/22 22:51:47] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:49 towards level 60.
[01/02/22 23:00:31] sid3windr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:18:32 towards level 59.
[01/02/22 23:30:19] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:19 towards level 60.
[01/02/22 23:51:20] Tangles caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:04:15 towards level 54.
[01/03/22 00:29:07] Svetland bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:51 towards level 58.
[01/03/22 00:33:23] control-z has dealt "\@_ a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:43:24 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[01/03/22 00:40:51] YeKong ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:51:55 from level 52.
[01/03/22 00:44:30] nya was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:18:26 towards level 59.
[01/03/22 01:55:40] freeboson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:14:28 towards level 57.
[01/03/22 01:57:28] freeboson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:51 towards level 57.
[01/03/22 03:07:20] Bluedog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:28:04 towards level 59.
[01/03/22 03:14:10] kinus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:22 towards level 48.
[01/03/22 03:25:36] The local wizard imbued style's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! style's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/22 03:25:51] KeboDK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:43:46 towards level 56.
[01/03/22 04:00:46] Xenthys was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:26:23 from level 50.
[01/03/22 04:58:05] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:47:09 towards level 61.
[01/03/22 07:04:56] HeavyPodda reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! HeavyPodda's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/22 07:46:50] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:57:51 towards level 59.
[01/03/22 09:00:01] Yarosh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:18 towards level 59.
[01/03/22 09:48:14] Feltharell was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:01 towards level 47.
[01/03/22 09:57:31] Centrixx discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:06:39 towards level 60.
[01/03/22 10:58:28] jjasghar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:01 from level 56.
[01/03/22 11:12:25] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:00:35 towards level 59.
[01/03/22 12:11:12] The local wizard imbued apb's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! apb's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/22 12:40:33] SCSi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:30:29 towards level 57.
[01/03/22 12:42:30] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:21:02 towards level 59.
[01/03/22 12:42:42] Lnk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:10:00 towards level 61.
[01/03/22 12:52:26] Forud's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Forud's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/03/22 13:10:03] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:50:54 towards level 61.
[01/03/22 13:33:22] nyuszika7h was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:51:06 towards level 59.
[01/03/22 13:35:29] Andrio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:32 towards level 57.
[01/03/22 14:06:37] Disruptor got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:35 towards level 56.
[01/03/22 14:40:02] Khorne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:35:56 towards level 60.
[01/03/22 16:01:06] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:52:38 towards level 61.
[01/03/22 16:02:16] TauPan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:01 towards level 54.
[01/03/22 16:11:51] fattrat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:02:32 towards level 60.
[01/03/22 16:13:42] TauPan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! TauPan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/03/22 16:17:58] sheu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:45:17 towards level 61.
[01/03/22 16:25:08] dwfreed got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:14:39 from level 60.
[01/03/22 16:28:54] Togra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:20:37 from level 58.
[01/03/22 16:39:07] SCSi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:32 towards level 57.
[01/03/22 16:50:16] unicron reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! unicron's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/22 18:03:18] blabber found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:31:42 towards level 59.
[01/03/22 18:53:46] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:44:17 towards level 59.
[01/03/22 19:35:55] Kachin burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Kachin's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/03/22 19:40:47] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:30 towards level 60.
[01/03/22 20:43:35] Tangles found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:01 towards level 54.
[01/03/22 20:50:24] Reilly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:08 towards level 55.
[01/03/22 21:54:50] dwfreed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:40 towards level 60.
[01/03/22 22:01:39] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:50 towards level 61.
[01/03/22 22:41:39] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:53:11 towards level 62.
[01/03/22 23:04:28] bobvador was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:56:09 towards level 58.
[01/03/22 23:37:28] YeKong was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:15:52 from level 52.
[01/04/22 00:22:13] vectr0n bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:07 towards level 56.
[01/04/22 00:46:00] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:29 towards level 54.
[01/04/22 01:29:33] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:10 towards level 51.
[01/04/22 02:59:58] SCSi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:16 towards level 57.
[01/04/22 04:32:19] VOID gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:35 towards level 50.
[01/04/22 04:33:41] Sombra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:06 towards level 60.
[01/04/22 04:46:46] dwfreed was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:46:02 from level 60.
[01/04/22 05:48:44] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:32 towards level 60.
[01/04/22 06:04:23] HellSpawn was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:44:46 from level 58.
[01/04/22 06:19:44] eising found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:46:50 towards level 60.
[01/04/22 07:39:53] Svetland found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:12 towards level 58.
[01/04/22 08:10:44] scumola got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:02 towards level 53.
[01/04/22 08:20:46] bsleep ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:39:59 from level 57.
[01/04/22 10:13:47] Sokar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:58 towards level 60.
[01/04/22 10:23:55] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:50 towards level 60.
[01/04/22 10:39:51] Bahhumbug was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:31:38 from level 56.
[01/04/22 11:30:19] Fehu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:05:39 towards level 51.
[01/04/22 12:28:49] d4n13L hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:25:21 towards level 59.
[01/04/22 12:45:49] Svetland got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:03:10 from level 58.
[01/04/22 13:57:08] KindOne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:28:08 towards level 56.
[01/04/22 14:35:37] apb was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:24 towards level 60.
[01/04/22 14:39:52] sid3windr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:02:13 towards level 59.
[01/04/22 14:52:43] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:26:35 towards level 60.
[01/04/22 15:49:09] The local wizard imbued Bluedog's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Bluedog's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/04/22 15:50:52] krin ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:57 from level 58.
[01/04/22 16:45:45] pants gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:26:08 towards level 60.
[01/04/22 17:05:58] eising hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:36:41 towards level 60.
[01/04/22 17:32:57] hugga was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:10 towards level 46.
[01/04/22 17:50:31] d4n13L ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:18:24 from level 59.
[01/04/22 17:55:37] wesley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:46 towards level 48.
[01/04/22 18:28:41] mordac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:36:34 towards level 60.
[01/04/22 18:42:53] bobvador was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:19:48 from level 58.
[01/04/22 19:17:18] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:51:30 towards level 61.
[01/04/22 19:36:52] MistahKel has dealt bananaboat a Critical Strike! 8 days, 14:05:32 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/04/22 20:04:22] allo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:39 towards level 60.
[01/04/22 23:09:02] hare's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hare's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/22 00:19:45] adamus1red got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:24 towards level 59.
[01/05/22 00:20:27] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:34 towards level 57.
[01/05/22 00:56:20] zifnab06 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:35 towards level 53.
[01/05/22 01:01:06] csc2ya has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 3 days, 13:54:57 is added to CornFly's clock.
[01/05/22 02:16:00] cremefresh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:46 from level 60.
[01/05/22 02:50:04] GyrosGeier tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:54 towards level 59.
[01/05/22 02:53:07] ToHellWithGA was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:37:21 from level 60.
[01/05/22 03:37:28] Fehu reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fehu's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/22 04:40:16] Koffa ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:13 from level 58.
[01/05/22 05:07:22] vegadark was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:45:37 from level 60.
[01/05/22 05:12:41] Yarosh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:12:07 from level 59.
[01/05/22 05:49:00] Khorne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:13:53 towards level 60.
[01/05/22 06:02:15] MistahKel was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:20:13 from level 56.
[01/05/22 06:21:46] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:37:19 towards level 60.
[01/05/22 07:04:33] Mattusmindus ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:15:10 from level 56.
[01/05/22 07:07:19] Crazycatlady fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:44 from level 59.
[01/05/22 08:14:11] TimWolla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:37:34 towards level 60.
[01/05/22 10:47:19] Makhno was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:43 towards level 54.
[01/05/22 10:54:12] Nechayev ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:00:33 from level 58.
[01/05/22 11:42:24] buzel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:36:40 towards level 61.
[01/05/22 12:33:50] Fehu was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:11:34 from level 51.
[01/05/22 13:14:48] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:03:55 towards level 57.
[01/05/22 13:31:21] gradator reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gradator's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/22 13:39:52] Pinkman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:29 towards level 51.
[01/05/22 14:05:33] VOID fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:20:12 from level 51.
[01/05/22 14:08:49] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:26:18 towards level 57.
[01/05/22 14:39:07] Alarien caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:45 towards level 59.
[01/05/22 15:34:50] Aelane caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:05 towards level 45.
[01/05/22 15:42:56] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:14 towards level 54.
[01/05/22 16:24:26] TimWolla found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:24 towards level 60.
[01/05/22 16:40:27] Puff found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:28 towards level 59.
[01/05/22 16:43:46] Russell was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:06:59 from level 59.
[01/05/22 16:46:07] wesley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:43 towards level 48.
[01/05/22 17:34:32] Svetland discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:10 towards level 58.
[01/05/22 18:01:21] Ancalagon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:38:51 from level 60.
[01/05/22 18:10:47] TauPan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:58:02 from level 54.
[01/05/22 19:20:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Carl's tunic! Carl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/22 19:29:08] Covid-19 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:01:23 towards level 59.
[01/05/22 20:26:05] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:03:05 towards level 59.
[01/05/22 20:27:47] krin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:35:47 towards level 59.
[01/05/22 20:33:28] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:30 towards level 58.
[01/05/22 20:44:36] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:33:48 towards level 61.
[01/05/22 21:20:49] sc reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/22 21:25:34] blackroot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:23:34 towards level 59.
[01/05/22 21:53:07] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:15:50 towards level 59.
[01/05/22 21:55:19] JackyB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:30 towards level 55.
[01/05/22 22:03:54] Misza was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:30:54 from level 57.
[01/06/22 00:17:08] bookworm's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bookworm's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/06/22 00:27:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tsr's tunic! tsr's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/22 01:47:54] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:39 towards level 61.
[01/06/22 01:51:10] nyuszika7h discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:54:46 towards level 59.
[01/06/22 02:49:21] jacob1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:30:36 from level 61.
[01/06/22 02:54:07] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:32:23 towards level 61.
[01/06/22 04:18:06] bookworm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:24:00 from level 59.
[01/06/22 04:33:56] Bahhumbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:51 towards level 56.
[01/06/22 04:51:48] Togra spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Togra's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/06/22 04:53:42] t3chn0's charm ate a bolt of lightning! t3chn0's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/22 05:13:55] wesley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:17:05 from level 49.
[01/06/22 05:17:07] TimWolla was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:34:04 from level 60.
[01/06/22 06:10:39] The local wizard imbued zankore's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zankore's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/22 06:22:27] Psilocybe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:15 towards level 59.
[01/06/22 06:28:20] Mattusmindus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:23 towards level 56.
[01/06/22 06:32:08] Xenthys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:29 towards level 51.
[01/06/22 06:39:10] sparogy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:47 towards level 47.
[01/06/22 06:59:52] io was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:39:57 from level 61.
[01/06/22 07:30:36] KeboDK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:01:55 towards level 56.
[01/06/22 07:40:34] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:16 towards level 60.
[01/06/22 07:53:16] hugga found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:35 towards level 47.
[01/06/22 08:13:02] apb slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! apb's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/06/22 08:17:09] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:33 towards level 59.
[01/06/22 10:46:25] sheu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:17 towards level 61.
[01/06/22 10:54:03] Thorael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:15:15 towards level 60.
[01/06/22 11:27:43] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:10:46 towards level 59.
[01/06/22 11:32:31] eising's charm ate a bolt of lightning! eising's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/22 12:05:33] bobvador was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:34:27 towards level 58.
[01/06/22 12:14:32] damyan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:26:37 from level 59.
[01/06/22 12:24:06] jjasghar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:36 towards level 56.
[01/06/22 13:20:26] yNos discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:13 towards level 49.
[01/06/22 14:04:08] Theleveler met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:16:51 from level 58.
[01/06/22 14:23:48] CodeGeek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CodeGeek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/22 14:37:47] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:57 towards level 60.
[01/06/22 15:14:28] Tenorman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:45:01 towards level 58.
[01/06/22 15:46:48] csc2ya was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:55:47 from level 53.
[01/06/22 16:02:43] style found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:52:26 towards level 58.
[01/06/22 16:21:19] yano met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:50:02 from level 57.
[01/06/22 17:44:02] Tenorman was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:42:16 from level 58.
[01/06/22 17:59:27] buzel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:45:35 from level 61.
[01/06/22 18:23:22] kinus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:49 towards level 49.
[01/06/22 18:33:45] Bkid caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:26 towards level 57.
[01/06/22 18:39:46] Abe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:54 towards level 55.
[01/06/22 19:11:30] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:22:35 towards level 60.
[01/06/22 19:49:02] RussellB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:45:23 towards level 60.
[01/06/22 20:17:44] The local wizard imbued ion's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ion's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/22 20:55:30] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:00:48 towards level 59.
[01/06/22 21:37:46] damyan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:25:49 towards level 59.
[01/06/22 21:46:09] Ankhers's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Ankhers's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/06/22 22:24:08] GilbertErik was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:34:41 from level 53.
[01/06/22 22:33:55] hare's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hare's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/22 23:10:54] Kachin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:13 towards level 58.
[01/06/22 23:29:40] cremefresh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:10:25 from level 61.
[01/06/22 23:52:32] aqsd met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:47:59 from level 59.
[01/07/22 00:40:06] freeboson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:45 towards level 57.
[01/07/22 00:59:52] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:22 towards level 58.
[01/07/22 01:19:50] wille got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:05 towards level 54.
[01/07/22 01:25:42] Chuck's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Chuck's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/07/22 03:11:28] megubyte was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:22:29 towards level 56.
[01/07/22 03:36:00] vegadark was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:13:18 towards level 61.
[01/07/22 07:03:59] Reilly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:00 towards level 55.
[01/07/22 07:45:40] Cirdan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:26:07 towards level 59.
[01/07/22 08:04:17] Sokar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:53:53 from level 60.
[01/07/22 08:29:28] buzel's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! buzel's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/07/22 10:11:22] Lord255 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:13:43 towards level 61.
[01/07/22 10:32:28] control-z tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:58 towards level 32.
[01/07/22 11:06:16] Feltharell caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:30 towards level 48.
[01/07/22 11:31:33] Centrixx had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:30 towards level 60.
[01/07/22 11:35:52] control-z bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:58 towards level 32.
[01/07/22 12:08:13] V found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:55 towards level 60.
[01/07/22 12:34:25] MadMan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:52 towards level 59.
[01/07/22 12:35:46] Psilocybe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:20 towards level 59.
[01/07/22 13:09:11] yano tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:54:39 towards level 57.
[01/07/22 14:50:58] dwfreed fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:39:36 from level 61.
[01/07/22 15:09:26] aqsd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:40:59 towards level 59.
[01/07/22 15:39:22] womblecat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:19 towards level 54.
[01/07/22 15:54:23] RussellB walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:55:02 from level 60.
[01/07/22 15:54:50] zifnab06 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:36 towards level 53.
[01/07/22 16:43:02] golgy was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:11:41 from level 58.
[01/07/22 17:23:07] Nechayev was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:09:51 from level 58.
[01/07/22 17:34:46] JigmeDatse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:52 towards level 56.
[01/07/22 18:10:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on EddieT137's tunic! EddieT137's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/22 18:28:32] tomhek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:44:34 towards level 60.
[01/07/22 18:47:03] Mattusmindus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:35:31 towards level 56.
[01/07/22 19:37:07] Affliction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:38 towards level 60.
[01/07/22 21:05:19] Russell found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:55 towards level 59.
[01/07/22 21:07:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yNos's tunic! yNos's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/22 21:56:29] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:03:13 towards level 59.
[01/07/22 22:17:51] Gorek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:04 from level 61.
[01/07/22 22:25:04] Theleveler gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:27 towards level 58.
[01/07/22 22:27:56] Centrixx hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:27:54 towards level 60.
[01/07/22 22:56:39] herald hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:35 towards level 40.
[01/07/22 23:13:37] gegenschein fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:48 from level 53.
[01/07/22 23:28:46] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:28:46 towards level 60.
[01/08/22 00:12:54] MrMagoo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:01:29 towards level 50.
[01/08/22 00:14:01] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:32:06 towards level 60.
[01/08/22 00:26:12] hax404 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:22:56 towards level 60.
[01/08/22 00:27:27] Alarien bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:52 towards level 59.
[01/08/22 00:52:29] Lord255 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:50:02 from level 61.
[01/08/22 01:01:58] Varjatticus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:35 towards level 43.
[01/08/22 01:18:47] Bkid caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:49 towards level 57.
[01/08/22 01:52:15] texke was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:26:41 towards level 60.
[01/08/22 01:54:00] KeboDK's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! KeboDK's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/08/22 02:44:52] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:42 towards level 59.
[01/08/22 03:00:46] Feltharell was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:39:46 from level 48.
[01/08/22 03:52:49] Yuhno was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:01:55 from level 60.
[01/08/22 03:55:32] vegadark has dealt washclof a Critical Strike! 9 days, 22:08:13 is added to washclof's clock.
[01/08/22 04:41:28] Plato was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:46:32 from level 54.
[01/08/22 05:34:21] soltys's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! soltys's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/08/22 05:44:23] Lord255 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:55:36 from level 61.
[01/08/22 06:24:21] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:56 towards level 56.
[01/08/22 06:37:17] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:02 from level 54.
[01/08/22 07:35:44] GilbertErik was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:48 from level 53.
[01/08/22 07:36:44] The_Decryptor was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:00 towards level 59.
[01/08/22 07:59:04] laama tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:18 towards level 60.
[01/08/22 08:24:19] AlexS slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! AlexS's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/08/22 09:08:49] Tangles was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:20 towards level 54.
[01/08/22 09:11:07] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:52:19 towards level 60.
[01/08/22 09:35:15] MELOONi has dealt shikhin a Critical Strike! 9 days, 15:55:44 is added to shikhin's clock.
[01/08/22 09:43:34] gegenschein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:59 towards level 53.
[01/08/22 11:05:33] Yarosh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:26 towards level 59.
[01/08/22 11:31:37] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:04:04 towards level 59.
[01/08/22 11:50:05] pyre has dealt cadfael a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:06:12 is added to cadfael's clock.
[01/08/22 12:18:35] Cirdan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:46:54 towards level 59.
[01/08/22 12:21:14] chiastre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:58 towards level 58.
[01/08/22 13:07:41] Sombra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:06:35 towards level 61.
[01/08/22 13:37:57] Khorne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:20:29 towards level 60.
[01/08/22 14:38:21] thornrag tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:15:04 towards level 59.
[01/08/22 14:54:24] MadMan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:11:43 towards level 59.
[01/08/22 15:10:51] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:16:04 towards level 60.
[01/08/22 15:37:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on "\@_'s tunic! "\@_'s tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/08/22 15:51:08] A_Dragon burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! A_Dragon's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/08/22 16:18:20] Kachin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kachin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/08/22 16:23:49] hugga was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:47:55 from level 47.
[01/08/22 20:21:55] The_Decryptor was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:57:47 from level 59.
[01/08/22 21:18:53] Svetland walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:58 from level 58.
[01/08/22 21:36:33] CompanionCube found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:56:43 towards level 60.
[01/08/22 22:06:52] anarcat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:24:40 towards level 61.
[01/08/22 22:18:13] cadfael got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:16:18 from level 51.
[01/08/22 22:30:12] Sokar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:05 towards level 60.
[01/08/22 22:32:15] soltys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:01 towards level 59.
[01/08/22 23:19:13] Ungoliant had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:07:30 towards level 52.
[01/08/22 23:40:08] Cirdan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:32 towards level 59.
[01/08/22 23:52:55] TauPan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:49:17 towards level 54.
[01/09/22 00:13:29] meti was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:24 towards level 56.
[01/09/22 00:55:28] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:13 towards level 59.
[01/09/22 00:57:02] Puff was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:42:13 from level 59.
[01/09/22 01:29:58] V has dealt MistahKel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:49:49 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[01/09/22 02:16:46] Hirion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:00:02 from level 60.
[01/09/22 03:46:37] bookworm's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bookworm's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/09/22 04:19:11] mordac has dealt talisein a Critical Strike! 6 days, 03:36:32 is added to talisein's clock.
[01/09/22 05:17:00] Alarien tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:22 towards level 59.
[01/09/22 05:50:04] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:49:35 towards level 59.
[01/09/22 05:53:01] scumola was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:12:37 from level 53.
[01/09/22 06:03:45] brycec reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! brycec's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/22 06:30:00] Puff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:01 towards level 59.
[01/09/22 07:08:34] brycec found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:31 towards level 57.
[01/09/22 07:20:03] Syloq was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:32:41 towards level 59.
[01/09/22 07:56:21] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:21 towards level 38.
[01/09/22 08:34:35] Kritzefitz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:41 towards level 56.
[01/09/22 08:44:10] Melon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Melon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/22 09:26:12] GilbertErik was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:44 from level 53.
[01/09/22 10:00:42] tomhek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:50:20 towards level 60.
[01/09/22 10:06:49] Tenorman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:42:13 towards level 58.
[01/09/22 10:16:06] Mattusmindus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:58 towards level 56.
[01/09/22 10:18:18] Crazycatlady was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:59:37 from level 60.
[01/09/22 12:57:04] postikana caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:13 towards level 55.
[01/09/22 13:19:20] GilbertErik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:00 towards level 53.
[01/09/22 13:31:34] Forud had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:13 towards level 57.
[01/09/22 13:37:24] CodeGeek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:36:59 from level 60.
[01/09/22 13:50:14] sid3windr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:34 towards level 59.
[01/09/22 14:33:28] DefiantN was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:40 from level 24.
[01/09/22 14:57:11] kinus got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:13:02 from level 49.
[01/09/22 15:37:29] pitchshifter was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:52 towards level 36.
[01/09/22 16:13:14] eising was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:52:56 from level 60.
[01/09/22 16:16:27] jjasghar was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:48:44 from level 57.
[01/09/22 16:20:37] Psilocybe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:54 towards level 59.
[01/09/22 16:53:34] Asara was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:46 towards level 62.
[01/09/22 17:22:58] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:07:23 from level 58.
[01/09/22 17:41:59] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:56 towards level 59.
[01/09/22 18:26:43] nyuszika7h tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:53:30 towards level 59.
[01/09/22 18:56:19] Covid-19 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:37:28 from level 59.
[01/09/22 19:13:32] StalkR was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:53:04 from level 59.
[01/09/22 19:52:16] Melon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Melon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/22 20:20:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Covid-19's tunic! Covid-19's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/22 20:49:13] JigmeDatse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:14 towards level 56.
[01/09/22 21:36:46] bobvador caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:02:53 towards level 58.
[01/09/22 21:58:57] Chuck ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:19:48 from level 56.
[01/09/22 22:04:07] fattrat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:02:46 towards level 60.
[01/09/22 22:44:23] Drin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:54 towards level 57.
[01/09/22 22:53:13] style ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:24:47 from level 58.
[01/09/22 23:27:47] Aksej's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Aksej's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/10/22 00:14:26] chiastre ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:47:28 from level 58.
[01/10/22 00:39:16] hdm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:11:16 from level 62.
[01/10/22 01:07:36] jacob1 has dealt style a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:14:49 is added to style's clock.
[01/10/22 01:42:53] yano caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:30 towards level 57.
[01/10/22 02:40:25] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:49:40 towards level 59.
[01/10/22 03:14:05] pyre ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:10:20 from level 61.
[01/10/22 03:34:46] Visse was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:23 from level 49.
[01/10/22 04:09:58] postikana fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:51:52 from level 56.
[01/10/22 05:03:03] canton7 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:33:42 towards level 59.
[01/10/22 05:40:19] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:27:25 towards level 59.
[01/10/22 06:27:33] Nechayev was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:23:53 towards level 58.
[01/10/22 07:34:08] JackyB was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:31:38 from level 55.
[01/10/22 07:35:51] Notir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:37 towards level 56.
[01/10/22 08:26:43] Lnk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:55:09 towards level 61.
[01/10/22 08:27:40] Acolarh has dealt Nechayev a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:42:06 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[01/10/22 08:32:59] HeavyPodda got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:22 towards level 58.
[01/10/22 08:53:30] Andrio walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:09:48 from level 57.
[01/10/22 08:58:10] Nechayev bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:38:47 towards level 58.
[01/10/22 09:43:14] pitchshifter found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:54 towards level 37.
[01/10/22 10:49:12] Covid-19 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:03:25 towards level 59.
[01/10/22 10:59:32] Theleveler was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:16 towards level 58.
[01/10/22 11:17:56] krin was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:55:59 from level 59.
[01/10/22 11:22:11] Aelane's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Aelane's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/10/22 12:15:53] allo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:33:13 towards level 61.
[01/10/22 12:31:19] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:38 towards level 39.
[01/10/22 12:48:38] strife gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:52 towards level 43.
[01/10/22 12:56:00] HeavyPodda tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:41 towards level 58.
[01/10/22 13:05:29] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:16:27 towards level 60.
[01/10/22 13:07:06] wesley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:43 towards level 49.
[01/10/22 13:38:45] Drin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:46 towards level 57.
[01/10/22 13:49:05] Puff slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Puff's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/10/22 14:25:41] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:55 towards level 58.
[01/10/22 14:28:03] uovobw has dealt DefiantN a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:59:00 is added to DefiantN's clock.
[01/10/22 16:27:26] bg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:26:25 from level 60.
[01/10/22 17:53:58] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:43:46 from level 61.
[01/10/22 18:32:12] tmberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:12 towards level 58.
[01/10/22 19:08:22] munkis burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! munkis's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/10/22 19:27:38] eising tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:53 towards level 60.
[01/10/22 20:15:03] crank's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! crank's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/10/22 20:15:51] Varjatticus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:53 towards level 44.
[01/10/22 20:28:26] AlexS bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:09:59 towards level 60.
[01/10/22 20:31:23] spex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:35 towards level 59.
[01/10/22 21:31:12] damyan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:18 towards level 59.
[01/10/22 21:51:19] soltys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:21:57 towards level 59.
[01/10/22 22:02:42] jayvee was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:22:25 from level 60.
[01/10/22 22:51:13] womblecat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:45 towards level 54.
[01/10/22 23:31:18] buzel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:29:50 towards level 61.
[01/10/22 23:44:05] Notir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:04 towards level 56.
[01/10/22 23:55:28] Bahhumbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:21 towards level 56.
[01/11/22 00:03:51] Yarosh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:51 towards level 59.
[01/11/22 00:44:55] Aelane was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:40 towards level 46.
[01/11/22 01:00:16] KindOne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:23 towards level 56.
[01/11/22 01:20:02] Lnk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:06 towards level 61.
[01/11/22 01:27:52] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:13 towards level 39.
[01/11/22 02:55:57] sky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:24 towards level 57.
[01/11/22 03:07:57] Notir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:22:17 towards level 57.
[01/11/22 03:52:30] Fenrik ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:05 from level 59.
[01/11/22 03:54:24] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:50:31 towards level 62.
[01/11/22 04:05:11] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:44:33 towards level 59.
[01/11/22 05:30:58] style walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:03:49 from level 58.
[01/11/22 06:19:44] Sombra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:10:18 towards level 61.
[01/11/22 06:22:42] Asara was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:13 from level 62.
[01/11/22 07:07:59] Varjatticus fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:14:05 from level 44.
[01/11/22 08:14:19] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:02 towards level 49.
[01/11/22 08:18:53] gradator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:12 towards level 60.
[01/11/22 08:26:09] Wam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:40 towards level 50.
[01/11/22 08:53:18] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:17 towards level 59.
[01/11/22 08:54:00] munkis tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:36 towards level 56.
[01/11/22 09:22:51] buZz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:16 towards level 58.
[01/11/22 10:04:30] crank was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:28:38 from level 60.
[01/11/22 11:05:04] SCSi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:17:27 towards level 58.
[01/11/22 11:31:03] Alys's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Alys's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/11/22 12:51:51] gradator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:21 towards level 60.
[01/11/22 12:56:34] Ungoliant got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:07:06 from level 52.
[01/11/22 13:07:33] buZz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:52 towards level 58.
[01/11/22 13:46:44] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:16:39 towards level 60.
[01/11/22 16:35:11] buZz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:41 towards level 58.
[01/11/22 17:08:15] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:00:05 towards level 61.
[01/11/22 17:08:33] anarcat spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! anarcat's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/11/22 17:54:42] brycec found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:44:09 towards level 58.
[01/11/22 18:00:58] dCLCp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:57 towards level 48.
[01/11/22 18:03:05] Varjatticus was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:21:08 from level 44.
[01/11/22 18:14:00] The_Decryptor got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:57 towards level 59.
[01/11/22 18:31:34] meti bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:25 towards level 56.
[01/11/22 18:39:17] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:52 towards level 57.
[01/11/22 18:40:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on t3chn0's tunic! t3chn0's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/11/22 20:34:19] A_Dragon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:45 towards level 60.
[01/11/22 20:47:55] signofzeta found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:27 towards level 49.
[01/11/22 21:35:40] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:36:05 towards level 58.
[01/11/22 21:44:09] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:39 towards level 59.
[01/11/22 22:50:19] aqsd got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:42:28 from level 59.
[01/11/22 23:03:54] bookworm met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:58:20 from level 59.
[01/11/22 23:13:44] Svetland was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:28:08 from level 59.
[01/11/22 23:31:27] Sergio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:00:44 towards level 59.
[01/12/22 00:08:40] Syloq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:12:40 towards level 59.
[01/12/22 00:17:48] YeKong found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:45 towards level 53.
[01/12/22 00:58:14] Andrio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:56 towards level 57.
[01/12/22 01:12:05] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:29:29 towards level 61.
[01/12/22 01:17:03] bsleep was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:18:31 towards level 57.
[01/12/22 02:15:07] Alarien found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:11 towards level 59.
[01/12/22 02:57:03] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:16:31 from level 61.
[01/12/22 03:37:49] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:36:43 towards level 60.
[01/12/22 05:49:12] Bkid reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Bkid's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/22 05:50:57] nawcom reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nawcom's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/22 06:42:01] gildarts was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:06 towards level 59.
[01/12/22 06:42:43] brycec was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:18:11 towards level 58.
[01/12/22 06:59:47] Destruia was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:45:44 from level 58.
[01/12/22 07:34:23] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:50 towards level 59.
[01/12/22 07:35:11] Destruia met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:27:07 from level 58.
[01/12/22 07:55:57] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:42 towards level 54.
[01/12/22 08:06:31] Disruptor gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:51 towards level 57.
[01/12/22 08:41:21] aqsd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:50:23 towards level 59.
[01/12/22 08:50:44] Yuhno caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:21 towards level 60.
[01/12/22 08:57:34] Psilocybe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Psilocybe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/22 09:39:51] buzzzzz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:50 towards level 57.
[01/12/22 09:49:59] Kachin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:06:31 towards level 59.
[01/12/22 10:02:59] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:06:30 from level 59.
[01/12/22 10:39:06] jayvee tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:43 towards level 60.
[01/12/22 11:15:34] talisein got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:45:54 from level 61.
[01/12/22 11:22:08] buyoq got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:18 from level 56.
[01/12/22 11:35:29] kptr spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! kptr's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/12/22 11:51:17] Svetland found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:33 towards level 59.
[01/12/22 11:58:31] Bkid's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Bkid's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/22 12:08:36] Wam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:34 towards level 50.
[01/12/22 12:14:41] kline bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:24:43 towards level 61.
[01/12/22 12:19:02] _sh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:22:38 towards level 61.
[01/12/22 12:24:22] vmbox ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:11 from level 33.
[01/12/22 12:58:34] nawcom found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:45 towards level 57.
[01/12/22 12:59:22] sid3windr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sid3windr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/22 13:21:48] blabber was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:48:21 from level 59.
[01/12/22 13:39:30] eising was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:08 towards level 60.
[01/12/22 13:53:25] noex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:48 towards level 37.
[01/12/22 14:00:21] Thorael was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:07:56 from level 60.
[01/12/22 14:18:15] JackyB was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:19:33 from level 55.
[01/12/22 14:45:56] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:35:38 towards level 59.
[01/12/22 15:06:09] Disruptor fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:39 from level 57.
[01/12/22 15:09:37] Lenny_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:55:37 towards level 56.
[01/12/22 15:49:22] talisein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:54:42 towards level 61.
[01/12/22 16:10:59] Hirion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:45:19 towards level 60.
[01/12/22 17:34:49] Lnk has dealt crysis a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:52:56 is added to crysis's clock.
[01/12/22 18:02:51] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:41 towards level 58.
[01/12/22 18:46:42] noex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:48 towards level 37.
[01/12/22 19:15:55] Ankhers ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:16 from level 59.
[01/12/22 20:35:01] pfoley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:13:31 towards level 59.
[01/12/22 20:58:05] Syloq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:50:20 towards level 59.
[01/12/22 21:13:02] Arch gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:02 towards level 58.
[01/12/22 21:46:04] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:06 towards level 59.
[01/12/22 21:46:35] cadfael met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:24:12 from level 51.
[01/12/22 22:10:04] The local wizard imbued el's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! el's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/22 22:16:41] Ankhers was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:27:18 from level 59.
[01/12/22 23:12:26] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:27:42 towards level 57.
[01/12/22 23:18:45] Alys reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Alys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/22 23:55:02] Sergio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:03:26 towards level 59.
[01/13/22 00:49:42] pants ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:38:24 from level 60.
[01/13/22 01:03:39] Aksej was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:04 towards level 54.
[01/13/22 01:27:37] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:52 towards level 54.
[01/13/22 01:51:48] cremefresh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:46:43 from level 61.
[01/13/22 02:25:17] jayvee hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:44:26 towards level 60.
[01/13/22 02:31:30] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:50:14 towards level 59.
[01/13/22 02:32:36] quantum_turtle bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:44 towards level 42.
[01/13/22 02:48:06] blackroot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:56:07 from level 59.
[01/13/22 02:54:34] judahnator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:42 towards level 50.
[01/13/22 03:14:00] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:29 towards level 59.
[01/13/22 03:18:19] zbe got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:19:56 from level 61.
[01/13/22 03:26:56] JamCow's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! JamCow's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/22 03:32:16] Ankhers's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ankhers's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/22 03:33:46] Pinkman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:48 towards level 52.
[01/13/22 03:34:01] fizz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:03 towards level 14.
[01/13/22 05:59:29] Sherpard2 has dealt cadfael a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:37:11 is added to cadfael's clock.
[01/13/22 06:39:25] bookworm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:30 towards level 59.
[01/13/22 07:17:46] jayvee was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:52:08 towards level 60.
[01/13/22 07:42:47] sid3windr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:57:35 towards level 59.
[01/13/22 07:43:23] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:23:39 towards level 61.
[01/13/22 08:21:34] DefiantN was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:35 from level 33.
[01/13/22 08:37:43] buyoq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:58:07 towards level 57.
[01/13/22 09:23:23] MetaNova was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:03:19 from level 61.
[01/13/22 09:31:24] sky was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:34:21 from level 57.
[01/13/22 11:14:15] MistahKel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:40 towards level 56.
[01/13/22 12:02:18] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:13:41 towards level 61.
[01/13/22 12:03:06] The local wizard imbued pants's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pants's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/22 13:14:53] Cirdan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:07 towards level 59.
[01/13/22 13:24:25] fizz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:16 towards level 20.
[01/13/22 13:38:25] zifnab06 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:22 towards level 54.
[01/13/22 13:58:11] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:48 towards level 40.
[01/13/22 14:43:05] Bkid bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:12 towards level 57.
[01/13/22 15:42:13] BUSY found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:36 towards level 56.
[01/13/22 15:44:41] krin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:51 towards level 59.
[01/13/22 15:58:13] crank's charm ate a bolt of lightning! crank's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/22 16:08:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on misha's tunic! misha's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/22 16:10:39] Togra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:41:24 towards level 59.
[01/13/22 16:34:40] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:55 towards level 60.
[01/13/22 17:04:10] Wam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:40 towards level 50.
[01/13/22 17:14:26] misha was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:35 from level 59.
[01/13/22 17:17:42] kinus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:33 towards level 49.
[01/13/22 18:31:15] Geoff was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:19:24 from level 54.
[01/13/22 18:59:29] Wolf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Wolf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/22 19:00:57] KindOne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:10:01 towards level 57.
[01/13/22 19:14:59] HellSpawn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:43 from level 58.
[01/13/22 19:43:32] bg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:07:37 towards level 60.
[01/13/22 19:49:21] krin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:54:05 towards level 59.
[01/13/22 19:54:22] Aelane tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:01 towards level 47.
[01/13/22 19:55:01] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:14 towards level 59.
[01/13/22 20:37:01] d4n13L tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:12 towards level 59.
[01/13/22 20:47:57] crysis found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:36 towards level 57.
[01/13/22 21:00:30] Xenthys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:10 towards level 51.
[01/13/22 21:09:46] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:20:04 towards level 60.
[01/13/22 21:48:03] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:06 towards level 40.
[01/13/22 21:49:15] DefiantN caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:27 towards level 33.
[01/13/22 22:40:58] soltys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:05 towards level 59.
[01/14/22 00:07:52] KeboDK has dealt JackyB a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:30:35 is added to JackyB's clock.
[01/14/22 00:29:48] Techman was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:31:57 from level 60.
[01/14/22 01:05:03] golgy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:07 towards level 58.
[01/14/22 01:10:13] jjasghar was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:41:32 from level 57.
[01/14/22 01:33:45] Mattusmindus burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Mattusmindus's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/22 01:54:04] fizz's charm ate a bolt of lightning! fizz's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/22 02:16:12] Bahhumbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:28 towards level 56.
[01/14/22 03:02:42] Makhno was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:31 towards level 55.
[01/14/22 03:35:43] "\@_ reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! "\@_'s shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/22 04:08:37] Tenedos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:08:30 towards level 56.
[01/14/22 04:14:08] Tenorman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:20 towards level 58.
[01/14/22 04:30:27] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:29:40 towards level 60.
[01/14/22 04:54:10] kenyon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:19:18 from level 59.
[01/14/22 05:06:25] JackyB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:26 towards level 55.
[01/14/22 05:24:58] krin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:16:25 towards level 59.
[01/14/22 05:32:48] apb spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! apb's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/22 05:58:24] noex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:50 towards level 38.
[01/14/22 06:22:34] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:01:36 towards level 61.
[01/14/22 06:46:07] vmbox was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:54:12 from level 35.
[01/14/22 07:04:22] Kritzefitz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:02:33 towards level 57.
[01/14/22 07:04:46] _sh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:14:53 towards level 61.
[01/14/22 07:20:40] CompanionCube found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:17 towards level 60.
[01/14/22 07:43:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Mattusmindus's tunic! Mattusmindus's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/22 08:14:48] MELOONi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:34:22 towards level 59.
[01/14/22 08:22:13] HellSpawn spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! HellSpawn's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/22 08:26:26] Makhno found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:28 towards level 55.
[01/14/22 08:51:34] Jens ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:45 from level 58.
[01/14/22 08:55:44] blackroot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:23 towards level 59.
[01/14/22 09:35:34] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:54:39 from level 61.
[01/14/22 09:51:19] Susumurata ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:26:46 from level 49.
[01/14/22 10:21:53] jayvee tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:00:11 towards level 60.
[01/14/22 10:24:11] O[_] found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:50:18 towards level 56.
[01/14/22 10:28:24] Crazycatlady found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:45:45 towards level 60.
[01/14/22 11:01:45] The local wizard imbued Phil's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Phil's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/22 11:19:01] soltys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:14 towards level 59.
[01/14/22 11:39:17] _sh slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! _sh's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/22 12:15:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on mgr's tunic! mgr's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/22 12:25:28] gildarts tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:38 towards level 59.
[01/14/22 12:34:06] buzzzzz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:08:12 towards level 58.
[01/14/22 13:53:28] Visse found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:48 towards level 50.
[01/14/22 14:00:21] Geoff tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:41 towards level 54.
[01/14/22 14:09:40] Misza was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:30 from level 57.
[01/14/22 14:48:57] Phil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:32:41 towards level 59.
[01/14/22 15:11:44] Wam fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:20:08 from level 51.
[01/14/22 15:30:39] Makhno got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:10:57 from level 55.
[01/14/22 15:39:25] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:51:47 towards level 61.
[01/14/22 16:09:32] eising's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! eising's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/22 16:28:05] Yuhno had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:32 towards level 60.
[01/14/22 16:29:20] Bkid was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:53 towards level 57.
[01/14/22 16:42:22] judahnator found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:28 towards level 50.
[01/14/22 16:50:25] BUSY reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! BUSY's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/22 17:04:57] kptr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:06 towards level 61.
[01/14/22 17:15:33] nawcom ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:21:18 from level 58.
[01/14/22 17:38:05] megubyte was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:43:58 towards level 57.
[01/14/22 17:38:57] TimWolla's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TimWolla's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/22 18:26:03] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:48:40 towards level 61.
[01/14/22 19:30:31] Drin ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:00 from level 57.
[01/14/22 19:31:28] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:51 towards level 60.
[01/14/22 19:56:48] Wam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:22:24 towards level 51.
[01/14/22 19:57:33] Wam walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:47:22 from level 51.
[01/14/22 20:55:22] Yarosh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:48 towards level 59.
[01/14/22 21:45:55] TauPan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:58 towards level 54.
[01/14/22 22:22:38] Thorael reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Thorael's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/22 22:29:34] postikana's charm ate a bolt of lightning! postikana's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/22 22:38:33] Ankhers was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:30 towards level 59.
[01/14/22 23:07:38] herald was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:47 from level 42.
[01/14/22 23:32:20] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:45:42 towards level 59.
[01/15/22 00:00:01] valek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! valek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/22 00:47:41] Phil got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:02:04 from level 59.
[01/15/22 00:52:09] apb reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apb's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/22 01:42:31] talisein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:46:53 towards level 61.
[01/15/22 02:56:12] Forud found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:32:47 towards level 58.
[01/15/22 02:59:52] vectr0n tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:50 towards level 57.
[01/15/22 03:45:22] caeli tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:45:08 towards level 60.
[01/15/22 04:24:54] thornrag was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:39:33 from level 59.
[01/15/22 04:44:53] bsleep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:16:06 towards level 57.
[01/15/22 05:10:06] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:39:34 towards level 61.
[01/15/22 05:12:00] style was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:33:34 from level 58.
[01/15/22 05:26:57] SCSi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:30:56 towards level 58.
[01/15/22 06:42:55] freeboson spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! freeboson's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/15/22 07:20:02] iiriix fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:30:08 from level 60.
[01/15/22 07:27:55] Silvanus_Betrium found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:07:50 towards level 59.
[01/15/22 07:36:02] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:51 towards level 61.
[01/15/22 08:02:50] Phil reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Phil's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/22 08:58:23] KindOne found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:19:58 towards level 57.
[01/15/22 09:08:31] Misza ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:56 from level 57.
[01/15/22 09:44:06] zbe's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zbe's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/22 09:46:00] Puff found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:48:42 towards level 60.
[01/15/22 09:56:02] nyuszika7h had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:47:52 towards level 59.
[01/15/22 10:08:52] Sombra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sombra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/22 10:32:42] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:59:34 towards level 63.
[01/15/22 10:54:59] yNos was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:16 towards level 50.
[01/15/22 11:42:45] pants gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:38:31 towards level 60.
[01/15/22 12:31:12] Phil's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Phil's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/22 12:33:06] Wam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:52 towards level 51.
[01/15/22 12:49:16] Bahhumbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:04 towards level 56.
[01/15/22 13:36:52] Drin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:52 towards level 57.
[01/15/22 13:37:58] texke hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:43 towards level 60.
[01/15/22 13:49:21] Misza tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:08 towards level 57.
[01/15/22 14:51:28] Ungoliant was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:05 towards level 52.
[01/15/22 15:51:13] Ralle discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:31 towards level 36.
[01/15/22 16:15:06] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:07:49 towards level 60.
[01/15/22 16:24:02] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:11:52 towards level 60.
[01/15/22 16:44:40] Khorne was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:02:49 from level 61.
[01/15/22 16:44:43] Wam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:13:00 towards level 51.
[01/15/22 16:53:44] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:41 towards level 41.
[01/15/22 16:57:48] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:47 towards level 59.
[01/15/22 17:15:00] Aelane spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Aelane's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/15/22 18:00:45] The local wizard imbued Feltharell's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Feltharell's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/22 18:15:33] spex has dealt CodeGeek a Critical Strike! 4 days, 12:35:47 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[01/15/22 18:45:48] jacob1 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:00 from level 61.
[01/15/22 19:36:18] EddieT137 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:33 towards level 49.
[01/15/22 19:43:23] Drin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:27 towards level 57.
[01/15/22 20:31:05] Notir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:57:57 towards level 57.
[01/15/22 21:38:11] Tangles got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:12:35 from level 55.
[01/15/22 21:45:52] BastelBot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:59:26 towards level 60.
[01/15/22 22:24:10] MELOONi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:27:27 from level 59.
[01/15/22 23:01:57] damyan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! damyan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/22 23:09:58] kline was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:56 towards level 61.
[01/15/22 23:23:37] Pinkman was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:14:15 from level 52.
[01/15/22 23:51:14] HeavyPodda hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:19:33 towards level 59.
[01/16/22 00:46:58] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:47:10 towards level 61.
[01/16/22 01:18:04] blackroot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:36 towards level 59.
[01/16/22 01:26:38] pfoley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:26:54 from level 59.
[01/16/22 01:36:34] Acolarh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:10:59 from level 59.
[01/16/22 01:59:51] Arch discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:43 towards level 58.
[01/16/22 02:31:15] JamCow slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! JamCow's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/16/22 03:13:33] el ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:16:54 from level 60.
[01/16/22 03:26:35] Fehu was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:35:20 from level 52.
[01/16/22 04:04:05] Gorek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:10:32 towards level 62.
[01/16/22 05:07:15] vectr0n was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:42:47 towards level 57.
[01/16/22 05:57:37] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:01:52 towards level 61.
[01/16/22 06:43:28] Geoff tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:00 towards level 54.
[01/16/22 07:45:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ralle's tunic! Ralle's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/22 09:17:10] The local wizard imbued cremefresh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cremefresh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/22 09:56:15] CompanionCube had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:23 towards level 60.
[01/16/22 10:07:54] The local wizard imbued bookworm's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bookworm's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/22 10:23:03] vmbox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:41 towards level 37.
[01/16/22 11:04:23] CompanionCube found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:52 towards level 60.
[01/16/22 11:26:27] BastelBot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:20:55 from level 60.
[01/16/22 12:35:04] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:43 towards level 61.
[01/16/22 12:45:21] Misza was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:53:08 from level 58.
[01/16/22 14:14:46] Disruptor ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:22:25 from level 57.
[01/16/22 14:48:30] fattrat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:59:20 from level 60.
[01/16/22 15:08:27] golgy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:17 towards level 58.
[01/16/22 15:45:44] CornFly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:57 from level 58.
[01/16/22 15:57:46] fattrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:13:11 towards level 60.
[01/16/22 16:54:36] Notir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:09:47 towards level 57.
[01/16/22 17:02:44] CodeGeek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:27:22 from level 60.
[01/16/22 17:27:49] jacob1 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:47:58 from level 61.
[01/16/22 17:55:51] CompanionCube got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:15:25 towards level 61.
[01/16/22 18:03:38] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:46 towards level 61.
[01/16/22 18:47:58] bg's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bg's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/22 19:25:46] CompanionCube found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:41:21 towards level 61.
[01/16/22 19:53:58] Misza found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:29:41 towards level 58.
[01/16/22 20:18:42] KeboDK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:29 towards level 56.
[01/16/22 20:38:49] Visse was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:09 towards level 50.
[01/16/22 20:45:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Techman's tunic! Techman's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/22 20:53:31] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:30:20 towards level 60.
[01/16/22 21:43:07] eising's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! eising's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/22 21:44:07] The_Decryptor was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:47:24 towards level 60.
[01/16/22 21:54:21] Fenrik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:50:42 towards level 60.
[01/16/22 22:06:50] Susumurata fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:45:52 from level 49.
[01/16/22 23:33:20] gradator's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gradator's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/22 23:33:29] vmbox was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:14 towards level 37.
[01/17/22 00:09:45] fattrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:44:48 towards level 60.
[01/17/22 01:17:44] buZz has dealt herald a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:59:31 is added to herald's clock.
[01/17/22 01:24:27] JigmeDatse discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:46:03 towards level 57.
[01/17/22 01:50:25] Notir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:30:26 towards level 57.
[01/17/22 01:59:42] Alarien hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:08:28 towards level 60.
[01/17/22 02:56:59] Visse ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:15:52 from level 50.
[01/17/22 03:02:13] VonToutCourt was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:38:59 from level 58.
[01/17/22 03:04:55] adamus1red was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:01:23 from level 60.
[01/17/22 03:13:09] d4n13L got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:21 towards level 59.
[01/17/22 03:25:23] Phil has dealt apb a Critical Strike! 4 days, 00:25:14 is added to apb's clock.
[01/17/22 03:42:33] zifnab06 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:34:54 towards level 54.
[01/17/22 04:10:28] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:11:05 towards level 60.
[01/17/22 04:19:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on buzel's tunic! buzel's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/17/22 05:46:31] Wam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:58 towards level 51.
[01/17/22 05:58:27] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:25:25 towards level 57.
[01/17/22 06:17:52] blackroot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:12:49 from level 59.
[01/17/22 06:34:11] Nuae's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Nuae's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/17/22 07:35:16] Destruia ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:44:41 from level 58.
[01/17/22 07:59:14] Syloq was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:46:56 towards level 59.
[01/17/22 09:55:21] buZz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:11:33 towards level 59.
[01/17/22 09:56:15] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:08 towards level 50.
[01/17/22 10:54:59] Pinkman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:20 towards level 52.
[01/17/22 12:23:08] Destruia met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:28:18 from level 58.
[01/17/22 13:02:52] Geoff ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:47:33 from level 54.
[01/17/22 13:40:07] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:00 towards level 61.
[01/17/22 13:43:05] buyoq was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:17:29 towards level 57.
[01/17/22 13:43:41] Notir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:25 towards level 57.
[01/17/22 13:54:31] dwfreed was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:59:56 towards level 61.
[01/17/22 14:01:42] Wam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:55 towards level 51.
[01/17/22 14:23:04] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:43:55 towards level 61.
[01/17/22 14:26:16] Bahhumbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:02 towards level 56.
[01/17/22 14:42:25] The_Decryptor walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:55:20 from level 60.
[01/17/22 15:18:03] pfoley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:17:16 towards level 59.
[01/17/22 16:10:38] fattrat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:45 towards level 60.
[01/17/22 16:38:04] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:04:02 towards level 62.
[01/17/22 17:59:10] tswsl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:42 towards level 61.
[01/17/22 18:03:41] shikhin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:36:03 from level 61.
[01/17/22 18:16:34] CodeGeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:03:14 towards level 60.
[01/17/22 18:30:47] gradator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:45:50 towards level 61.
[01/17/22 18:39:22] hdm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:06:52 towards level 62.
[01/17/22 19:25:31] Sokar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:49:50 from level 61.
[01/17/22 19:39:49] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:06:06 towards level 62.
[01/17/22 21:21:44] buyoq has dealt TimWolla a Critical Strike! 7 days, 20:35:00 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[01/17/22 21:27:33] Misza was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:10:06 from level 58.
[01/17/22 21:32:31] The local wizard imbued Xenthys's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Xenthys's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/17/22 22:27:46] Ecko fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:51:11 from level 36.
[01/17/22 23:17:29] buzzzzz spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! buzzzzz's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/17/22 23:33:56] jjasghar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:06:28 towards level 57.
[01/18/22 01:01:39] sam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:58 from level 52.
[01/18/22 01:21:01] cadfael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:02:19 towards level 52.
[01/18/22 01:39:50] noex was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:45:57 from level 40.
[01/18/22 03:47:02] Feltharell's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Feltharell's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/22 03:54:51] omero reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! omero's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/22 04:08:29] misha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:08:15 towards level 60.
[01/18/22 04:12:49] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:53:20 towards level 60.
[01/18/22 04:48:08] csc2ya ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:42:06 from level 54.
[01/18/22 04:51:30] EddieT137 has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 6 days, 00:22:38 is added to pfoley's clock.
[01/18/22 04:54:15] theZoMBiE has dealt hdm a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:30:24 is added to hdm's clock.
[01/18/22 05:25:14] CrashOverride hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:35:27 towards level 62.
[01/18/22 05:57:29] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:19:04 towards level 60.
[01/18/22 06:18:30] AlexS was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:09:46 from level 60.
[01/18/22 06:30:43] Forud was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:26:55 towards level 58.
[01/18/22 06:54:47] Neil was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:07:57 from level 48.
[01/18/22 07:01:48] gradator was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:50:08 from level 61.
[01/18/22 08:10:03] vectr0n was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:41:26 towards level 57.
[01/18/22 08:11:36] spex ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:12:47 from level 60.
[01/18/22 08:15:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Alarien's tunic! Alarien's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/22 08:25:39] aqsd walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:44:39 from level 59.
[01/18/22 09:15:57] Algernon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:27 towards level 58.
[01/18/22 11:02:07] fizz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! fizz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/22 11:25:08] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:24:39 towards level 62.
[01/18/22 12:25:52] Lord255 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:19 towards level 61.
[01/18/22 12:36:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Bluedog's tunic! Bluedog's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/22 12:37:09] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:57 towards level 58.
[01/18/22 12:45:52] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:14 towards level 59.
[01/18/22 12:51:54] strife's charm ate a bolt of lightning! strife's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/22 13:11:48] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:55:59 towards level 59.
[01/18/22 13:13:15] yNos walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:50:28 from level 51.
[01/18/22 13:28:03] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:38 towards level 60.
[01/18/22 13:31:13] d4n13L was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:16 from level 59.
[01/18/22 13:53:33] pants caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:38 towards level 60.
[01/18/22 14:12:06] Forud was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:21:23 from level 58.
[01/18/22 14:12:12] Feltharell found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:03:42 towards level 50.
[01/18/22 14:42:18] kline gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:07:23 towards level 61.
[01/18/22 15:38:10] VonToutCourt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:32:13 towards level 58.
[01/18/22 16:14:35] TheSilentLink was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:49 from level 56.
[01/18/22 16:36:31] strife gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:26 towards level 45.
[01/18/22 16:51:13] Feoh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:29 towards level 55.
[01/18/22 17:13:27] xbill reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! xbill's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/22 18:01:54] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:12:47 towards level 55.
[01/18/22 18:02:54] drahthaar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:28:06 from level 61.
[01/18/22 19:24:31] KeboDK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:42:09 towards level 57.
[01/18/22 19:49:41] Wam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:10 towards level 51.
[01/18/22 20:22:14] Russell was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:52:32 towards level 60.
[01/18/22 20:37:38] Forud met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:38:56 from level 58.
[01/18/22 21:25:31] Sherpard2 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:19:52 from level 61.
[01/18/22 21:26:22] Ancalagon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:05 towards level 60.
[01/18/22 21:34:32] noex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:29 towards level 40.
[01/18/22 21:43:47] V has dealt Lenny_ a Critical Strike! 3 days, 22:11:27 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[01/18/22 21:58:13] heisenbug's charm ate a bolt of lightning! heisenbug's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/22 22:14:37] Centrixx burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Centrixx's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/18/22 22:32:44] Bkid hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:48:38 towards level 58.
[01/18/22 22:56:00] Gorek has dealt RussellB a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:04:54 is added to RussellB's clock.
[01/18/22 23:06:45] kline was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:12:41 towards level 61.
[01/19/22 00:04:02] tswsl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:30:14 from level 61.
[01/19/22 00:13:07] ToHellWithGA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:14 towards level 60.
[01/19/22 00:50:33] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:29 towards level 61.
[01/19/22 00:58:22] starlink has dealt control-z a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:48:07 is added to control-z's clock.
[01/19/22 01:05:17] Bkid was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:42:24 from level 58.
[01/19/22 01:14:49] Geoff was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:14:18 from level 54.
[01/19/22 01:48:11] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:31:12 towards level 63.
[01/19/22 02:01:01] Bkid walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:45:52 from level 58.
[01/19/22 02:01:07] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:46:02 towards level 57.
[01/19/22 02:31:55] yano was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:24 towards level 57.
[01/19/22 02:32:38] Ankhers ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:37:54 from level 60.
[01/19/22 03:19:29] BUSY was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:51:46 towards level 57.
[01/19/22 03:30:37] Destruia hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:06 towards level 58.
[01/19/22 03:31:41] Wam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:49 towards level 51.
[01/19/22 03:36:11] popey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:52 towards level 51.
[01/19/22 03:47:01] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:00:27 towards level 60.
[01/19/22 03:54:03] sid3windr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:10:58 from level 59.
[01/19/22 05:04:40] CompanionCube gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:30:36 towards level 61.
[01/19/22 05:29:17] t3chn0 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! t3chn0's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/22 06:50:25] talisein met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:21:28 from level 61.
[01/19/22 07:03:30] Makhno got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:45 from level 55.
[01/19/22 07:47:44] jayvee bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:46 towards level 60.
[01/19/22 07:51:29] Alys was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:20:30 from level 53.
[01/19/22 07:53:35] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:47:52 towards level 56.
[01/19/22 08:34:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sid3windr's tunic! sid3windr's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/22 09:11:18] Lnk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:19:46 towards level 62.
[01/19/22 10:39:27] Drin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:11:51 towards level 58.
[01/19/22 10:49:38] Psilocybe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:09:19 from level 60.
[01/19/22 10:50:42] SirBummelz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:55 from level 44.
[01/19/22 11:09:45] Wam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:10 towards level 51.
[01/19/22 12:15:28] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:16 from level 61.
[01/19/22 12:33:53] JigmeDatse discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:29:29 towards level 57.
[01/19/22 16:13:07] Feltharell found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:10 towards level 50.
[01/19/22 16:14:10] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:03 towards level 59.
[01/19/22 17:23:07] krin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:40 towards level 59.
[01/19/22 18:03:22] crysis found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:08:10 towards level 58.
[01/19/22 18:28:31] Psilocybe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:11:51 from level 60.
[01/19/22 18:47:14] nawcom found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:08:57 towards level 58.
[01/19/22 19:21:05] Affliction fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:18:51 from level 61.
[01/19/22 20:33:58] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:49 towards level 61.
[01/19/22 21:30:06] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:02:23 towards level 60.
[01/19/22 21:45:39] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:17 towards level 62.
[01/19/22 21:55:16] Visse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:08 towards level 50.
[01/19/22 23:05:28] control-z's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! control-z's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/20/22 00:00:06] aqsd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:00 towards level 59.
[01/20/22 00:20:55] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:11:50 towards level 59.
[01/20/22 00:34:51] Neil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:00:34 towards level 49.
[01/20/22 00:39:34] JigmeDatse got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:51:09 towards level 57.
[01/20/22 00:50:13] hdm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:01:37 towards level 62.
[01/20/22 01:21:10] Tor was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:45:05 towards level 61.
[01/20/22 01:25:28] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:36:32 from level 55.
[01/20/22 01:47:30] Lnk has dealt pants a Critical Strike! 2 days, 05:47:20 is added to pants's clock.
[01/20/22 01:53:31] washclof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:36:46 towards level 61.
[01/20/22 02:13:00] Acolarh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:00:26 towards level 60.
[01/20/22 02:14:18] anarcat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:06:42 from level 61.
[01/20/22 02:33:03] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:07 towards level 50.
[01/20/22 02:59:21] dwfreed was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:10 towards level 61.
[01/20/22 03:14:54] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:00:15 towards level 57.
[01/20/22 03:38:49] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:13 towards level 59.
[01/20/22 03:39:52] meti bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:32:34 towards level 57.
[01/20/22 04:26:23] starlink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:11:53 towards level 60.
[01/20/22 05:00:02] spex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:33:01 towards level 60.
[01/20/22 06:06:34] Chuck was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:01:03 towards level 57.
[01/20/22 06:25:32] Centrixx walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:16 from level 60.
[01/20/22 08:59:43] sheu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:05:35 from level 62.
[01/20/22 09:20:23] MetaNova's charm ate a bolt of lightning! MetaNova's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/22 09:34:17] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:25:55 towards level 60.
[01/20/22 10:28:53] Tangles was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:07 towards level 55.
[01/20/22 11:05:50] nyuszika7h was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:36:33 towards level 60.
[01/20/22 11:21:56] kinus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:38 towards level 50.
[01/20/22 13:10:55] vectr0n caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:51:37 towards level 57.
[01/20/22 13:50:17] cremefresh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:34:29 towards level 61.
[01/20/22 13:59:04] buyoq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:35:12 towards level 57.
[01/20/22 14:20:02] nawcom found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:08:21 towards level 58.
[01/20/22 15:03:05] Nysdar was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:36:46 from level 60.
[01/20/22 15:04:53] nyuszika7h got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:37:48 from level 60.
[01/20/22 15:05:14] Tor was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:00:10 from level 61.
[01/20/22 15:20:38] Tangles hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:26 towards level 55.
[01/20/22 16:05:24] chiastre's charm ate a bolt of lightning! chiastre's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/22 16:14:25] meti caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:13 towards level 57.
[01/20/22 16:37:57] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:01 towards level 61.
[01/20/22 17:37:18] Neil reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Neil's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/22 17:52:21] megubyte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:19 towards level 57.
[01/20/22 17:53:36] elf reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! elf's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/22 17:57:49] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:55:50 from level 61.
[01/20/22 18:15:25] Abe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:16:34 from level 56.
[01/20/22 18:19:56] JackyB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:21:43 towards level 56.
[01/20/22 20:42:25] herald bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:26 towards level 44.
[01/20/22 20:46:44] Aelane gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:58 towards level 48.
[01/20/22 21:20:14] Tenedos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:24 towards level 56.
[01/20/22 21:32:22] brycec was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:21:45 towards level 58.
[01/20/22 22:00:40] pants was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:23:57 from level 61.
[01/20/22 22:11:03] A_Dragon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:51 towards level 60.
[01/20/22 22:53:10] Wam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:46:09 towards level 52.
[01/21/22 00:58:20] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:13:13 towards level 60.
[01/21/22 01:45:12] _sh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:12:20 towards level 61.
[01/21/22 01:59:23] Visse got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:59 towards level 51.
[01/21/22 01:59:38] aqsd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:38 towards level 59.
[01/21/22 03:13:54] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:15 towards level 61.
[01/21/22 03:35:07] Notir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:08 towards level 57.
[01/21/22 04:05:40] KeboDK was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:25:28 from level 57.
[01/21/22 05:07:34] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:46:01 towards level 60.
[01/21/22 06:28:02] Silvanus_Betrium slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Silvanus_Betrium's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/21/22 07:18:25] signofzeta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:47:48 from level 51.
[01/21/22 07:43:38] Fehu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:41 towards level 52.
[01/21/22 08:47:27] buZz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:28:10 towards level 59.
[01/21/22 08:55:04] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:40 towards level 43.
[01/21/22 09:42:14] zifnab06 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:52:14 from level 54.
[01/21/22 09:46:57] Geoff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:03 towards level 54.
[01/21/22 09:47:36] KeboDK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:54 towards level 57.
[01/21/22 09:59:41] Gorek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:33:01 towards level 62.
[01/21/22 10:38:58] vegadark bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:56:54 towards level 62.
[01/21/22 10:54:07] zifnab06 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:54:40 from level 54.
[01/21/22 11:01:09] KindOne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:22:48 towards level 57.
[01/21/22 12:38:52] Techman was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:10:41 from level 60.
[01/21/22 13:01:39] MetaNova discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:56 towards level 61.
[01/21/22 14:29:47] Feltharell found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:02 towards level 50.
[01/21/22 16:17:07] coding_monk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:22:40 towards level 57.
[01/21/22 16:17:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on aqsd's tunic! aqsd's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/22 16:29:13] Syloq was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:35:20 from level 59.
[01/21/22 16:29:58] munkis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:28:39 towards level 57.
[01/21/22 17:10:48] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:55:30 towards level 61.
[01/21/22 17:37:33] nyuszika7h found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:44:15 towards level 60.
[01/21/22 17:38:00] Wam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:47 towards level 52.
[01/21/22 17:54:19] popey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:10:50 towards level 52.
[01/21/22 18:34:40] brycec met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:12:04 from level 58.
[01/21/22 18:59:58] noex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:40 towards level 41.
[01/21/22 19:13:58] Tenorman fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:09:47 from level 59.
[01/21/22 19:40:19] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:26:18 towards level 51.
[01/21/22 20:09:12] Centrixx fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:52 from level 60.
[01/21/22 21:26:07] Silvanus_Betrium hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:16:42 towards level 59.
[01/21/22 22:51:47] Sherpard2 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:38:19 towards level 61.
[01/21/22 23:33:22] sid3windr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:35:31 towards level 60.
[01/22/22 00:06:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on zifnab06's tunic! zifnab06's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/22 01:04:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yNos's tunic! yNos's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/22 01:44:46] krin ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:27:45 from level 60.
[01/22/22 02:46:59] Omega was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:54:24 from level 31.
[01/22/22 03:00:10] The_Decryptor found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:21:26 towards level 60.
[01/22/22 03:32:25] pyre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:09:09 towards level 61.
[01/22/22 03:47:38] RussellB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:45:35 towards level 61.
[01/22/22 05:18:41] Abe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:04:18 towards level 56.
[01/22/22 05:30:19] Togra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:46 from level 59.
[01/22/22 05:44:47] Asara was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:28:54 towards level 63.
[01/22/22 05:51:00] Gorek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:42:09 towards level 62.
[01/22/22 05:51:57] Alys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:30 towards level 53.
[01/22/22 06:01:32] vectr0n found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:45 towards level 57.
[01/22/22 06:09:13] Asara bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:34 towards level 63.
[01/22/22 07:14:28] Russell fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:22:42 from level 60.
[01/22/22 07:38:08] V was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:50:32 from level 61.
[01/22/22 07:45:51] Forud had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:51:55 towards level 58.
[01/22/22 07:52:38] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:17:18 towards level 61.
[01/22/22 07:59:06] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:36 towards level 61.
[01/22/22 08:38:20] tswsl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:33:18 towards level 61.
[01/22/22 09:06:31] pfoley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:26:00 from level 59.
[01/22/22 09:34:57] sid3windr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:19:02 from level 60.
[01/22/22 09:43:40] Wam was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:44:57 from level 52.
[01/22/22 09:59:11] Tenorman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:52:18 towards level 59.
[01/22/22 10:59:40] nya ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:57:23 from level 60.
[01/22/22 11:12:49] laama tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:09:34 towards level 61.
[01/22/22 11:14:58] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:27 towards level 51.
[01/22/22 12:21:50] The local wizard imbued BUSY's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! BUSY's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/22 12:44:10] Visse has dealt Notir a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:48:46 is added to Notir's clock.
[01/22/22 12:57:58] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:02:50 towards level 60.
[01/22/22 13:29:32] Bluedog found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:45 towards level 60.
[01/22/22 13:43:07] Feoh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:31:15 towards level 55.
[01/22/22 13:49:24] crank ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:55:47 from level 60.
[01/22/22 14:28:13] hdm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:58 towards level 62.
[01/22/22 14:36:18] Fehu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:44 towards level 52.
[01/22/22 14:52:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kenyon's tunic! kenyon's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/22 15:56:04] thatmint found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:41 towards level 32.
[01/22/22 15:59:29] texke ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:35:20 from level 60.
[01/22/22 16:03:51] golgy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:37:54 towards level 59.
[01/22/22 16:29:44] Makhno fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:02:14 from level 56.
[01/22/22 16:29:59] allo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:13:18 towards level 61.
[01/22/22 17:07:15] jayvee was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:40 towards level 60.
[01/22/22 17:45:40] vectr0n was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:39 towards level 57.
[01/22/22 17:56:07] Ecko found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:16 towards level 39.
[01/22/22 18:09:28] pyre was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:29:26 towards level 61.
[01/22/22 18:10:31] crysis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:41:11 towards level 58.
[01/22/22 20:23:54] Syloq met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:03:39 from level 59.
[01/22/22 20:31:22] caeli has dealt Susumurata a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:11:42 is added to Susumurata's clock.
[01/22/22 20:35:35] vmbox reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! vmbox's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/22 21:06:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ralle's tunic! Ralle's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/22 21:51:50] Disruptor ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:14:38 from level 58.
[01/22/22 22:10:38] spex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:32:47 towards level 60.
[01/22/22 23:04:13] wesley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:11 towards level 49.
[01/22/22 23:12:24] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:41:05 towards level 61.
[01/22/22 23:40:17] Theleveler burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Theleveler's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/22/22 23:46:01] _sh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:46:26 from level 61.
[01/23/22 00:28:42] misha fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:40 from level 60.
[01/23/22 00:38:20] jayvee had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:46 towards level 60.
[01/23/22 00:39:35] keepermurph discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:08 towards level 52.
[01/23/22 01:20:37] Alys got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:13:14 from level 53.
[01/23/22 02:22:26] Psilocybe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:35:56 towards level 60.
[01/23/22 02:22:29] RussellB ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:58:04 from level 61.
[01/23/22 02:35:28] golgy was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:44:10 from level 59.
[01/23/22 03:25:20] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:10 towards level 59.
[01/23/22 03:33:48] herald was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:03 towards level 45.
[01/23/22 03:40:13] The local wizard imbued buyoq's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! buyoq's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/22 04:34:03] texke ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:29 from level 60.
[01/23/22 06:30:19] jayvee was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:19 towards level 60.
[01/23/22 07:20:52] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:43 towards level 62.
[01/23/22 07:51:57] spex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:52:55 towards level 60.
[01/23/22 09:04:53] Varjatticus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:30 towards level 45.
[01/23/22 09:53:42] Sorin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:27:46 from level 56.
[01/23/22 10:34:52] sky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:03 towards level 58.
[01/23/22 10:41:05] Sario reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sario's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/22 10:52:40] Susumurata bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:59 towards level 50.
[01/23/22 11:34:12] Thorael's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Thorael's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/23/22 11:36:48] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:20:27 towards level 60.
[01/23/22 11:40:49] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:55 towards level 58.
[01/23/22 12:27:22] The local wizard imbued bananaboat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bananaboat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/22 13:06:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on VonToutCourt's tunic! VonToutCourt's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/22 13:44:02] jayvee reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jayvee's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/22 13:57:43] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:49:48 towards level 61.
[01/23/22 14:48:15] Visse ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:43:25 from level 51.
[01/23/22 15:09:01] tscherer got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:13 towards level 43.
[01/23/22 16:06:56] coding_monk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:56:16 towards level 57.
[01/23/22 16:27:29] omero's charm ate a bolt of lightning! omero's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/22 16:48:00] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:27 towards level 60.
[01/23/22 17:11:07] Misza had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:28:52 towards level 58.
[01/23/22 17:21:27] Tenorman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:39:49 towards level 59.
[01/23/22 17:28:25] JackyB's charm ate a bolt of lightning! JackyB's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/22 18:04:30] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:53:40 towards level 60.
[01/23/22 18:09:01] MistahKel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:08:09 towards level 57.
[01/23/22 19:28:11] Sorin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:39:34 towards level 56.
[01/23/22 19:47:54] sky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:55 towards level 58.
[01/23/22 20:16:44] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:55:00 towards level 61.
[01/24/22 00:16:55] style was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:41:34 from level 58.
[01/24/22 00:19:53] strife tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:18 towards level 46.
[01/24/22 00:33:32] Lord255's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Lord255's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/22 01:20:56] Xenthys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:22 towards level 52.
[01/24/22 02:38:20] tswsl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:22 towards level 61.
[01/24/22 02:46:01] Aksej reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Aksej's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/22 02:50:53] thornrag tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:04 towards level 59.
[01/24/22 02:59:49] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:43 towards level 50.
[01/24/22 03:09:18] bg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:03:49 towards level 61.
[01/24/22 03:46:58] Chuck was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:00:42 from level 57.
[01/24/22 04:04:47] Centrixx caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:36:50 towards level 61.
[01/24/22 04:14:16] Sorin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:42:08 towards level 56.
[01/24/22 04:52:01] A_Dragon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:02 towards level 60.
[01/24/22 05:11:22] caeli ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:02:02 from level 60.
[01/24/22 06:45:46] jjasghar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:35 towards level 57.
[01/24/22 06:59:09] chiastre gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:30 towards level 59.
[01/24/22 07:00:33] nyuszika7h found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:16 towards level 60.
[01/24/22 07:00:39] blackroot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:47 from level 59.
[01/24/22 09:27:10] sc ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:40:05 from level 61.
[01/24/22 10:36:29] The local wizard imbued JackyB's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JackyB's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/22 11:22:39] SCSi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:05 towards level 58.
[01/24/22 11:47:01] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:16 towards level 59.
[01/24/22 11:52:02] Yarosh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:04:18 from level 60.
[01/24/22 12:02:43] CrashOverride bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:51 towards level 62.
[01/24/22 12:52:29] CompanionCube found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:01 towards level 61.
[01/24/22 12:52:41] The local wizard imbued keepermurph's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! keepermurph's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/22 13:34:11] tscherer found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:35 towards level 44.
[01/24/22 13:41:12] xbill gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:42:59 towards level 61.
[01/24/22 14:46:31] Theleveler's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Theleveler's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/22 15:07:23] canton7 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:16:03 from level 59.
[01/24/22 15:15:28] Lord255 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:28:10 towards level 62.
[01/24/22 16:43:51] Tangles tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:23 towards level 55.
[01/24/22 17:11:35] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:00:08 towards level 60.
[01/24/22 17:52:18] buZz reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! buZz's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/22 18:51:51] Syloq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:51 towards level 59.
[01/24/22 19:58:07] cadfael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:27:03 towards level 52.
[01/24/22 20:00:05] Ralle was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:29 towards level 41.
[01/24/22 20:08:49] The_Decryptor's charm ate a bolt of lightning! The_Decryptor's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/22 20:10:07] valek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:01 towards level 42.
[01/24/22 20:23:57] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:58:15 towards level 60.
[01/24/22 20:28:29] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:26 towards level 56.
[01/24/22 20:40:19] Andrio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:31 towards level 58.
[01/24/22 21:11:20] Misza tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:53:09 towards level 58.
[01/24/22 22:45:17] golgy was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:25:47 from level 59.
[01/24/22 22:56:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Phil's tunic! Phil's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/22 22:57:58] postikana was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:26:57 from level 56.
[01/24/22 23:41:53] Mattusmindus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:31 towards level 57.
[01/25/22 01:07:04] Ecko was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:51 towards level 40.
[01/25/22 02:15:28] Yuhno was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:23:33 towards level 61.
[01/25/22 02:55:09] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:59:01 towards level 60.
[01/25/22 03:38:05] golgy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:49:17 towards level 59.
[01/25/22 03:48:13] HeavyPodda's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! HeavyPodda's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/25/22 04:17:57] Bahhumbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:58:58 from level 57.
[01/25/22 04:34:00] jaxson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:29:23 from level 59.
[01/25/22 04:43:56] Varjatticus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:25 towards level 45.
[01/25/22 05:06:48] pitchshifter hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:54 towards level 41.
[01/25/22 06:10:36] DefiantN was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:38 towards level 41.
[01/25/22 08:51:59] Hirion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:43 towards level 60.
[01/25/22 10:25:10] chiastre's charm ate a bolt of lightning! chiastre's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/22 10:55:37] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:00 towards level 60.
[01/25/22 11:08:55] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:01 towards level 61.
[01/25/22 12:45:36] thatmint ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:56 from level 35.
[01/25/22 13:59:19] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:37:16 from level 58.
[01/25/22 14:18:29] Acolarh fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:06:50 from level 60.
[01/25/22 14:58:55] munkis has dealt wesley a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:40:48 is added to wesley's clock.
[01/25/22 15:22:52] MadMan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:42:12 from level 60.
[01/25/22 16:21:22] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:07:36 towards level 59.
[01/25/22 16:42:30] The_Decryptor caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:30:25 towards level 60.
[01/25/22 16:42:51] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:47:35 towards level 60.
[01/25/22 17:21:41] mordac ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:23 from level 60.
[01/25/22 17:30:43] Lnk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Lnk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/22 19:18:16] golgy was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:40:57 from level 59.
[01/25/22 20:06:41] Feltharell caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:32 towards level 51.
[01/25/22 20:09:02] washclof's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! washclof's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/22 20:20:19] Platonides was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:06:08 towards level 59.
[01/25/22 20:23:20] Alarien was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:51:57 towards level 60.
[01/25/22 20:43:22] Wolf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:47:12 towards level 61.
[01/25/22 21:06:27] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:49 towards level 53.
[01/25/22 21:35:18] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:38:10 towards level 62.
[01/25/22 21:51:55] crysis hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:02 towards level 58.
[01/25/22 22:13:27] bobvador got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:30:57 from level 59.
[01/25/22 23:19:03] Notir was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:21:38 from level 58.
[01/25/22 23:53:22] buzzzzz was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:24:10 from level 58.
[01/25/22 23:56:19] Fehu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:20 towards level 53.
[01/26/22 00:18:28] megubyte met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:00:41 from level 57.
[01/26/22 00:19:58] drahthaar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:57:17 from level 61.
[01/26/22 01:06:28] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:40:58 towards level 60.
[01/26/22 01:14:45] Togra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:17:22 from level 60.
[01/26/22 01:52:31] TimWolla found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:26:39 towards level 61.
[01/26/22 01:59:21] Xenthys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:46:18 towards level 53.
[01/26/22 02:17:55] chiastre found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:50 towards level 59.
[01/26/22 02:34:04] Pinkman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:45 towards level 53.
[01/26/22 02:59:13] noex was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:05:41 from level 42.
[01/26/22 03:04:29] crysis walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:34:31 from level 58.
[01/26/22 03:08:27] Sherpard2 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:40 towards level 61.
[01/26/22 04:06:29] crysis got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:37 towards level 58.
[01/26/22 05:16:31] gegenschein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:52:13 towards level 55.
[01/26/22 05:20:05] buyoq was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:44:20 from level 58.
[01/26/22 05:44:10] pyre was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:10:29 towards level 61.
[01/26/22 06:14:44] strife ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:02 from level 46.
[01/26/22 07:28:54] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:55:28 towards level 60.
[01/26/22 07:32:58] Feoh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:58 towards level 55.
[01/26/22 07:43:18] krin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:53:34 towards level 60.
[01/26/22 07:55:53] aqsd burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! aqsd's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/26/22 08:35:52] DefiantN ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:03 from level 41.
[01/26/22 08:41:05] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:11:49 towards level 60.
[01/26/22 09:06:08] Bahhumbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:43:09 towards level 57.
[01/26/22 09:37:41] Psilocybe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:21:24 towards level 60.
[01/26/22 09:51:31] Misza found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:09:13 towards level 58.
[01/26/22 10:47:40] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:29 towards level 53.
[01/26/22 11:20:59] Psilocybe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:47:31 towards level 60.
[01/26/22 12:16:42] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:10 towards level 61.
[01/26/22 12:36:19] SirBummelz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:03:33 from level 46.
[01/26/22 13:39:07] sid3windr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:06:33 from level 60.
[01/26/22 13:54:36] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:28:18 towards level 62.
[01/26/22 14:07:33] Syloq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:48 towards level 59.
[01/26/22 15:05:18] Platonides met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:56:41 from level 59.
[01/26/22 15:15:14] Sokar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:09:43 towards level 61.
[01/26/22 15:24:06] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:04:08 from level 61.
[01/26/22 15:43:31] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:22 towards level 60.
[01/26/22 15:54:25] Fabio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:39 from level 28.
[01/26/22 15:58:46] fattrat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:25:27 from level 61.
[01/26/22 16:03:44] Fehu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:55:50 towards level 53.
[01/26/22 16:19:33] jayvee was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:07:16 from level 61.
[01/26/22 16:25:55] postikana caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:36 towards level 56.
[01/26/22 16:36:06] wesley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:46:47 from level 50.
[01/26/22 16:41:14] wesley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:50:35 towards level 50.
[01/26/22 17:24:48] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:45 towards level 60.
[01/26/22 17:29:07] caeli was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:17 towards level 60.
[01/26/22 18:19:10] thatmint fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:18 from level 36.
[01/26/22 18:42:13] bg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:11:48 towards level 61.
[01/26/22 18:53:48] Crazycatlady ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:40 from level 60.
[01/26/22 20:12:47] Geoff found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:56:53 towards level 55.
[01/26/22 20:19:48] Svetland's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Svetland's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/26/22 21:01:14] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:37:06 towards level 60.
[01/26/22 21:18:19] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:27:27 towards level 60.
[01/26/22 21:25:39] Svetland was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:11:19 from level 60.
[01/26/22 21:41:30] ToHellWithGA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:03:21 towards level 61.
[01/26/22 21:44:46] Ancalagon fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:36:53 from level 60.
[01/27/22 00:12:28] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:21:03 towards level 60.
[01/27/22 00:25:25] Varjatticus ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:47:22 from level 46.
[01/27/22 01:04:35] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:04 towards level 53.
[01/27/22 01:27:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on TauPan's tunic! TauPan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/22 01:30:26] strife was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:17 towards level 46.
[01/27/22 02:01:08] crysis was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:35:39 from level 59.
[01/27/22 03:57:18] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:29 towards level 59.
[01/27/22 04:30:18] nya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:29:26 towards level 60.
[01/27/22 04:50:01] Melon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:19:14 towards level 52.
[01/27/22 04:54:42] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:55 towards level 59.
[01/27/22 05:11:44] kinus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:42 towards level 51.
[01/27/22 05:30:33] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:46 towards level 62.
[01/27/22 05:55:38] StalkR was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:29:13 towards level 59.
[01/27/22 06:20:06] adamus1red met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:54:22 from level 60.
[01/27/22 08:03:55] HeavyPodda tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:26 towards level 59.
[01/27/22 08:50:49] Platonides found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:33:31 towards level 59.
[01/27/22 08:52:35] Platonides was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:04:32 towards level 59.
[01/27/22 09:00:04] kinus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:49 towards level 51.
[01/27/22 09:05:56] Khorne got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:23:05 from level 61.
[01/27/22 09:10:27] Fehu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:09 towards level 53.
[01/27/22 09:51:19] Sokar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:28:25 towards level 61.
[01/27/22 11:25:35] sheu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:02 towards level 62.
[01/27/22 11:27:41] Khorne burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Khorne's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/27/22 11:43:03] fizz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:37 towards level 40.
[01/27/22 12:02:00] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:01:38 towards level 59.
[01/27/22 12:35:04] HellSpawn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:02:36 from level 59.
[01/27/22 13:38:57] vectr0n was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:05:56 towards level 58.
[01/27/22 13:55:51] Varjatticus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:04 towards level 46.
[01/27/22 14:28:19] megubyte's charm ate a bolt of lightning! megubyte's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/22 15:26:50] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:22:06 towards level 61.
[01/27/22 16:36:58] ChowderKeg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ChowderKeg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/22 16:58:09] Platonides ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:02:20 from level 59.
[01/27/22 17:17:52] Acolarh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:21:24 towards level 60.
[01/27/22 18:34:13] Theleveler tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:45 towards level 59.
[01/27/22 19:21:41] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:39 towards level 61.
[01/27/22 19:56:44] gildarts found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:03:22 towards level 60.
[01/27/22 20:40:28] popey was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:59 towards level 52.
[01/27/22 20:44:36] Thorael's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Thorael's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/22 20:46:45] StalkR hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:24 towards level 59.
[01/27/22 21:18:10] Notir walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:28:34 from level 58.
[01/27/22 21:52:27] Misza caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:02 towards level 58.
[01/27/22 21:53:12] freeboson ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:58:57 from level 58.
[01/27/22 22:12:46] cadfael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:58 towards level 52.
[01/27/22 22:31:53] canton7's charm ate a bolt of lightning! canton7's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/22 22:44:16] The local wizard imbued bobvador's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bobvador's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/22 23:38:59] Aelane got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:31 from level 49.
[01/28/22 00:07:56] Haqur hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:44 towards level 49.
[01/28/22 00:27:20] sky had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:47 towards level 58.
[01/28/22 00:37:04] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:01:32 towards level 62.
[01/28/22 01:06:15] Theleveler was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:28:14 from level 59.
[01/28/22 01:13:40] Theleveler was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:26:44 from level 59.
[01/28/22 01:38:21] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:15 towards level 61.
[01/28/22 01:45:17] judahnator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:19:00 towards level 51.
[01/28/22 02:17:32] Psilocybe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:40 towards level 60.
[01/28/22 02:54:31] popey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:51 towards level 52.
[01/28/22 03:22:24] Wam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:40 towards level 53.
[01/28/22 03:32:46] gegenschein was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:01:39 towards level 55.
[01/28/22 03:53:23] eising got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:06:35 from level 61.
[01/28/22 04:30:57] yNos ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:55 from level 51.
[01/28/22 04:37:38] Ecko found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:17 towards level 41.
[01/28/22 04:44:52] Yarosh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:05:45 towards level 60.
[01/28/22 05:47:01] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:00:37 from level 62.
[01/28/22 05:52:34] vegadark was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:00:45 towards level 62.
[01/28/22 06:16:32] Techman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:53:58 towards level 60.
[01/28/22 06:54:50] fattrat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:52:44 from level 61.
[01/28/22 07:41:17] The local wizard imbued EddieT137's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! EddieT137's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/22 07:57:08] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:52:29 towards level 62.
[01/28/22 08:00:51] nawcom was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:22:16 towards level 58.
[01/28/22 08:25:20] Yuhno bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:46:10 towards level 61.
[01/28/22 08:42:38] nawcom had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:25:34 towards level 58.
[01/28/22 09:13:23] Andrio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:42 towards level 58.
[01/28/22 12:16:15] pyre discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:50 towards level 61.
[01/28/22 12:39:38] Drin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:44:16 from level 58.
[01/28/22 13:33:56] sc met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:50:45 from level 61.
[01/28/22 13:44:49] Haqur hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:57 towards level 49.
[01/28/22 13:55:42] dwfreed's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! dwfreed's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/28/22 13:57:19] Techman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:01:47 towards level 60.
[01/28/22 13:57:58] caeli got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:48:36 from level 60.
[01/28/22 14:06:57] style caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:03:28 towards level 59.
[01/28/22 14:36:35] dCLCp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:43 towards level 48.
[01/28/22 15:23:56] ion reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ion's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/22 15:48:27] spex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:40:44 towards level 60.
[01/28/22 16:08:24] BastelBot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:43 towards level 60.
[01/28/22 17:22:24] TauPan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:06 towards level 55.
[01/28/22 17:30:38] gradator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:52 towards level 61.
[01/28/22 18:13:49] spex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:06:46 towards level 60.
[01/28/22 18:21:11] Tangles found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:24 towards level 55.
[01/28/22 18:29:48] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:30 towards level 61.
[01/28/22 18:31:22] munkis found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:01 towards level 57.
[01/28/22 18:51:28] dxrt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:57 towards level 52.
[01/28/22 18:55:05] Bluedog got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:23:54 from level 60.
[01/28/22 18:56:25] wesley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:29 towards level 50.
[01/28/22 19:13:23] buzel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:45:17 towards level 61.
[01/28/22 19:32:29] kenyon has dealt SirBummelz a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:03:56 is added to SirBummelz's clock.
[01/28/22 19:44:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nya's tunic! nya's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/22 20:36:36] Russell fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:48:36 from level 60.
[01/28/22 21:31:37] Bkid discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:15:30 towards level 58.
[01/29/22 00:34:08] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:04 towards level 55.
[01/29/22 01:49:56] DefiantN was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:33 towards level 42.
[01/29/22 01:52:18] Togra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:25:19 from level 60.
[01/29/22 02:11:46] blackroot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:49:41 towards level 60.
[01/29/22 02:15:32] t3chn0 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:33:15 towards level 60.
[01/29/22 02:54:52] TimWolla hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:35:47 towards level 61.
[01/29/22 03:00:32] Togra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:23:38 towards level 60.
[01/29/22 03:58:37] The local wizard imbued sid3windr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sid3windr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/22 04:22:45] Sherpard2 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:35 towards level 61.
[01/29/22 05:43:32] d4n13L tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:07:10 towards level 60.
[01/29/22 06:05:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pwae's tunic! pwae's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/22 06:09:33] laama gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:34:44 towards level 61.
[01/29/22 06:13:52] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:17:06 towards level 60.
[01/29/22 06:39:56] postikana's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! postikana's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/29/22 06:46:06] Tenorman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:06 towards level 59.
[01/29/22 07:01:15] Techman's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Techman's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/22 07:02:03] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:06:49 from level 62.
[01/29/22 07:10:56] EddieT137 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:41:34 from level 50.
[01/29/22 08:02:31] JigmeDatse was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:24:43 towards level 58.
[01/29/22 08:11:47] Theleveler was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:10:00 from level 59.
[01/29/22 08:12:32] Phil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:59 towards level 59.
[01/29/22 09:06:55] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:33 towards level 53.
[01/29/22 09:21:10] xbill was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:17 towards level 61.
[01/29/22 09:21:16] Thorael got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:43:56 from level 61.
[01/29/22 10:10:18] texke was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:10:05 towards level 61.
[01/29/22 10:23:48] mordac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:13:49 towards level 61.
[01/29/22 10:29:13] hare's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hare's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/22 10:29:46] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:33:35 towards level 60.
[01/29/22 10:30:43] drahthaar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:37:36 from level 61.
[01/29/22 10:36:53] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:01:39 towards level 62.
[01/29/22 11:11:17] _sh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:58:46 from level 61.
[01/29/22 11:19:10] "\@_ fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:08:04 from level 60.
[01/29/22 11:30:21] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:14:33 towards level 62.
[01/29/22 11:42:36] TheSilentLink got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:41:30 from level 57.
[01/29/22 14:26:28] coding_monk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:55:30 from level 57.
[01/29/22 14:31:50] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:48:25 towards level 61.
[01/29/22 14:48:32] commie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:47 towards level 32.
[01/29/22 15:04:26] Hirion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:46:25 towards level 60.
[01/29/22 16:04:25] Alys reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Alys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/22 17:08:24] Tenorman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:23:56 towards level 59.
[01/29/22 17:25:42] pants hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:38:48 towards level 61.
[01/29/22 18:10:16] tomhek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:27:42 from level 61.
[01/29/22 18:43:25] Silvanus_Betrium found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:52 towards level 59.
[01/29/22 19:20:24] Sorin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:31 towards level 56.
[01/29/22 20:01:53] caeli ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:32:57 from level 60.
[01/29/22 21:06:37] pyre hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:10 towards level 61.
[01/29/22 21:23:35] Geoff walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:34 from level 55.
[01/29/22 21:55:50] MistahKel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:08:18 towards level 57.
[01/29/22 23:23:40] Fehu met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:17:22 from level 53.
[01/30/22 00:11:40] signofzeta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:17 towards level 51.
[01/30/22 00:25:22] Bahhumbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:02 towards level 57.
[01/30/22 00:47:53] bananaboat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:50:45 from level 59.
[01/30/22 00:50:59] Tenedos bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:09 towards level 57.
[01/30/22 01:06:31] Ankhers was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:38:40 towards level 60.
[01/30/22 01:16:12] Ralle got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:24 towards level 43.
[01/30/22 01:23:40] bg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:12:51 towards level 61.
[01/30/22 02:54:27] krin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:53:03 towards level 60.
[01/30/22 02:58:56] Alys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:34:35 towards level 54.
[01/30/22 03:18:14] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:13 towards level 57.
[01/30/22 03:38:03] tmberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:15:51 towards level 59.
[01/30/22 05:09:00] washclof ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:36:51 from level 61.
[01/30/22 05:21:33] eising bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:06:17 towards level 61.
[01/30/22 06:57:49] TauPan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:17:30 from level 55.
[01/30/22 07:40:27] Sombra's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sombra's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/22 08:45:32] hugga found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:50:07 towards level 50.
[01/30/22 09:12:25] Mattusmindus's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Mattusmindus's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/22 09:14:16] jaxson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:39:54 from level 60.
[01/30/22 09:32:47] theZoMBiE gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:22 towards level 51.
[01/30/22 09:58:27] scumola found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:43 towards level 54.
[01/30/22 10:09:35] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:45 towards level 58.
[01/30/22 10:22:07] HeavyPodda was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:08:04 from level 60.
[01/30/22 10:24:29] DrinkyBird tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:24 towards level 59.
[01/30/22 13:35:14] dCLCp was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:15:22 from level 49.
[01/30/22 14:08:41] Jens was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:27:42 towards level 59.
[01/30/22 14:33:26] wesley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:48 from level 50.
[01/30/22 15:20:30] Ankhers found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:51:58 towards level 60.
[01/30/22 15:57:00] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:38:11 towards level 61.
[01/30/22 17:02:37] kenyon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kenyon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/22 18:42:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yano's tunic! yano's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/22 19:04:07] Tor was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:56:24 towards level 61.
[01/30/22 19:05:28] Nuae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:35 towards level 52.
[01/30/22 19:10:32] VOID tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:29 towards level 51.
[01/30/22 19:34:38] V was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:21:36 towards level 61.
[01/30/22 19:55:17] solarsparq was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:51 towards level 38.
[01/30/22 20:26:35] A_Dragon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! A_Dragon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/22 20:34:04] Misza was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:15 towards level 58.
[01/30/22 21:32:42] washclof met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:31:25 from level 61.
[01/30/22 21:44:35] t3chn0 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:55:16 from level 60.
[01/30/22 22:52:29] golgy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:55 towards level 59.
[01/30/22 23:23:37] Covid-19's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Covid-19's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/22 00:21:43] Mattusmindus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:38 towards level 57.
[01/31/22 00:39:36] hare's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hare's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/22 00:45:40] Tangles was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:22:29 from level 55.
[01/31/22 00:55:12] thornrag's charm ate a bolt of lightning! thornrag's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/22 01:10:09] Disruptor got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:03:12 towards level 58.
[01/31/22 01:12:55] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:22:56 towards level 58.
[01/31/22 01:40:20] VonToutCourt discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:31 towards level 58.
[01/31/22 02:09:23] Fabio has dealt sid3windr a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:51:07 is added to sid3windr's clock.
[01/31/22 02:09:26] omero gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:28:40 towards level 57.
[01/31/22 02:10:02] bg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:59 towards level 61.
[01/31/22 03:07:30] buyoq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:11 towards level 58.
[01/31/22 03:35:02] tomhek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:03:44 from level 61.
[01/31/22 03:37:48] A_Dragon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:21:33 towards level 61.
[01/31/22 04:12:07] el caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:29:20 towards level 60.
[01/31/22 04:56:18] chiastre gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:38:12 towards level 60.
[01/31/22 05:05:01] io had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:35:44 towards level 62.
[01/31/22 05:51:21] Disruptor was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:19 towards level 58.
[01/31/22 05:57:10] Fabio's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Fabio's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/31/22 06:02:53] Nuae's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Nuae's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/22 06:21:12] el found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:33 towards level 60.
[01/31/22 08:35:15] zifnab06 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:34:53 towards level 55.
[01/31/22 08:42:14] Psilocybe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:45 towards level 60.
[01/31/22 08:46:12] theZoMBiE ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:02:57 from level 51.
[01/31/22 08:52:13] ShiaLabeouf's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ShiaLabeouf's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/22 09:09:58] theZoMBiE got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:10 towards level 51.
[01/31/22 09:55:39] blackroot has dealt Wam a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:58:50 is added to Wam's clock.
[01/31/22 10:04:07] cfjk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:59:51 from level 56.
[01/31/22 10:12:13] ChowderKeg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:06:49 from level 62.
[01/31/22 10:15:10] Tangles was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:32:46 from level 55.
[01/31/22 10:24:27] pitchshifter got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:03 from level 41.
[01/31/22 10:56:35] jayvee hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:49:27 towards level 61.
[01/31/22 11:42:59] The local wizard imbued sam's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sam's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/22 11:50:24] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:23 towards level 60.
[01/31/22 11:56:46] VOID found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:56 towards level 51.
[01/31/22 12:38:21] Covid-19 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:18:14 from level 60.
[01/31/22 13:01:51] VOID met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:38 from level 51.
[01/31/22 13:17:30] V was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:20:31 from level 61.
[01/31/22 13:49:59] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:03 towards level 61.
[01/31/22 13:54:30] eising slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! eising's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/31/22 14:27:58] Hex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Hex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/22 14:30:23] HeavyPodda was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:58:48 from level 60.
[01/31/22 15:12:19] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:41:34 towards level 60.
[01/31/22 15:28:34] pfoley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:13:04 towards level 59.
[01/31/22 16:06:21] Aelane was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:19 towards level 49.
[01/31/22 16:08:45] Aksej spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Aksej's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/31/22 16:15:28] Russell was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:20:59 towards level 60.
[01/31/22 17:08:20] Fabio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fabio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/22 17:15:01] Nysdar was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:47 from level 60.
[01/31/22 19:14:20] The local wizard imbued meti's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! meti's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/22 19:16:38] drahthaar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! drahthaar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/22 19:17:53] The local wizard imbued spex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! spex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/22 19:21:39] yNos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:46 towards level 52.
[01/31/22 21:17:25] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:18:31 towards level 60.
[01/31/22 22:32:06] Lord255 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:00:16 from level 62.
[01/31/22 23:27:04] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:12 towards level 57.
[02/01/22 01:04:00] pyre slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pyre's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/22 01:38:59] Theleveler had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:55 towards level 59.
[02/01/22 02:34:04] Cirdan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:16:50 towards level 61.
[02/01/22 03:34:37] kline bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:24 towards level 61.
[02/01/22 03:59:34] Tor was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:55:41 towards level 61.
[02/01/22 05:12:32] CrashOverride burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CrashOverride's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/22 06:18:19] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:36 towards level 55.
[02/01/22 06:50:31] Silvanus_Betrium got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:11 towards level 59.
[02/01/22 07:19:54] Theleveler was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:15 from level 59.
[02/01/22 07:56:17] Platonides got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:55:59 from level 59.
[02/01/22 08:11:17] BUSY found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:35 towards level 57.
[02/01/22 08:19:01] Ralle was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:52:49 from level 44.
[02/01/22 08:27:35] Sorin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:43 towards level 56.
[02/01/22 09:00:43] Hex slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Hex's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/22 09:23:35] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:19:08 towards level 60.
[02/01/22 09:42:33] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:55:33 towards level 62.
[02/01/22 10:02:45] valek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:32 towards level 44.
[02/01/22 11:37:29] Ankhers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:31:12 towards level 60.
[02/01/22 12:12:44] noex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:56 towards level 43.
[02/01/22 13:19:18] DrinkyBird's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! DrinkyBird's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/22 13:39:24] hax404 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:54:07 from level 61.
[02/01/22 14:42:02] Bahhumbug was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:27:10 from level 57.
[02/01/22 15:06:36] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:15 towards level 60.
[02/01/22 15:18:39] bg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:37 towards level 61.
[02/01/22 17:15:33] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:10:43 towards level 63.
[02/01/22 18:13:06] herald found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:35 towards level 46.
[02/01/22 18:47:07] judahnator reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! judahnator's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/22 19:16:45] Kachin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:33:13 from level 59.
[02/01/22 19:29:33] Tor found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:29:23 towards level 61.
[02/01/22 20:46:02] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:42:02 towards level 60.
[02/01/22 20:46:50] Russell slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Russell's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/22 21:04:59] Yuhno found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:49:25 towards level 61.
[02/01/22 21:28:30] Hex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:57 towards level 25.
[02/01/22 21:36:08] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:25:23 towards level 61.
[02/01/22 23:07:35] Thorael was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:25:19 from level 61.
[02/02/22 00:03:28] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Psilocybe's tunic! Psilocybe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/22 00:10:41] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:55 towards level 60.
[02/02/22 00:13:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ChowderKeg's tunic! ChowderKeg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/22 00:47:24] SirBummelz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SirBummelz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/22 00:54:14] misha's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! misha's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/02/22 00:58:18] gradator had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:55 towards level 61.
[02/02/22 01:59:41] Paganel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:56:43 from level 62.
[02/02/22 02:41:22] buzzzzz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:12:51 towards level 58.
[02/02/22 02:45:05] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:25:04 towards level 62.
[02/02/22 02:51:24] nyuszika7h was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:41 towards level 60.
[02/02/22 02:57:52] DefiantN caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:57 towards level 43.
[02/02/22 03:02:05] Lenny_ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:16:09 towards level 56.
[02/02/22 03:36:18] kline was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:30 towards level 61.
[02/02/22 03:41:51] Aelane had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:59 towards level 50.
[02/02/22 03:42:25] Algernon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:55:25 towards level 59.
[02/02/22 03:47:58] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:16:32 towards level 60.
[02/02/22 04:03:10] VonToutCourt met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:13 from level 58.
[02/02/22 05:00:14] xbill was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:15:25 from level 61.
[02/02/22 05:00:38] nawcom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:50:36 towards level 58.
[02/02/22 06:27:15] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:33 towards level 60.
[02/02/22 06:34:28] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on JamCow's tunic! JamCow's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/22 07:24:08] Visse was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:10:43 from level 52.
[02/02/22 07:34:16] Geoff was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:39 from level 55.
[02/02/22 07:50:21] "\@_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:20 towards level 60.
[02/02/22 08:17:56] Lenny_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:02 towards level 56.
[02/02/22 08:42:31] Omega's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Omega's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/22 08:57:52] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:21:19 towards level 61.
[02/02/22 09:03:11] adamus1red was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:38 towards level 60.
[02/02/22 09:48:02] "\@_ ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:08:32 from level 60.
[02/02/22 10:13:25] JigmeDatse bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:39:10 towards level 58.
[02/02/22 10:32:53] HeavyPodda got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:56:00 towards level 60.
[02/02/22 10:54:55] pants had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:21 towards level 61.
[02/02/22 11:06:42] Arthur was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:56 towards level 24.
[02/02/22 11:14:58] Alys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:26 towards level 54.
[02/02/22 11:34:07] TauPan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:47:39 from level 55.
[02/02/22 11:48:54] RussellB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:38:25 towards level 61.
[02/02/22 12:37:23] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:13 towards level 60.
[02/02/22 12:53:12] buzel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:13:17 towards level 61.
[02/02/22 12:58:19] allo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:25 towards level 61.
[02/02/22 13:19:28] sheu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:34 towards level 63.
[02/02/22 13:42:08] Crazycatlady was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:21:00 towards level 61.
[02/02/22 13:46:54] Ankhers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:11:31 towards level 60.
[02/02/22 14:16:03] Psilocybe walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:18:14 from level 60.
[02/02/22 15:11:01] MELOONi's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MELOONi's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/22 16:40:28] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:45:15 towards level 59.
[02/02/22 17:14:55] Neil ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:35 from level 50.
[02/02/22 17:34:35] Pinkman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:58 towards level 54.
[02/02/22 17:37:57] StalkR got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:00 towards level 59.
[02/02/22 17:57:49] texke was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:14:23 towards level 61.
[02/02/22 18:11:00] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:25 towards level 61.
[02/02/22 18:18:38] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:36 towards level 61.
[02/02/22 18:25:21] kinus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:36:52 towards level 52.
[02/02/22 18:26:48] Syloq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:59:57 towards level 60.
[02/02/22 18:32:46] yNos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:37 towards level 52.
[02/02/22 19:23:08] Pinkman ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:10:38 from level 54.
[02/02/22 19:36:25] Syloq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:19:40 towards level 60.
[02/02/22 21:18:32] Visse hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:42:48 towards level 52.
[02/02/22 21:19:06] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:21 towards level 62.
[02/02/22 21:27:12] Thorael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:29:58 towards level 61.
[02/02/22 23:01:53] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:30 towards level 60.
[02/02/22 23:41:19] nya spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! nya's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/22 00:17:23] CrashOverride has dealt SirBummelz a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:33:19 is added to SirBummelz's clock.
[02/03/22 00:46:50] Fehu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:59:16 towards level 54.
[02/03/22 00:57:22] texke found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:05:29 towards level 61.
[02/03/22 01:02:17] Alarien found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:50:32 towards level 60.
[02/03/22 01:53:02] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:24 towards level 60.
[02/03/22 01:59:00] Hex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Hex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/22 02:15:39] Bolded reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Bolded's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/22 02:45:12] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:05 towards level 60.
[02/03/22 03:01:42] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:49:24 towards level 54.
[02/03/22 03:50:45] d4n13L has dealt munkis a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:49:12 is added to munkis's clock.
[02/03/22 03:54:58] bsleep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:07:51 towards level 58.
[02/03/22 04:08:00] MetaNova was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:33:58 from level 61.
[02/03/22 04:27:41] Bahhumbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:23 towards level 57.
[02/03/22 04:44:05] MadMan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:10:10 towards level 60.
[02/03/22 04:44:56] Ralle gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:24 towards level 45.
[02/03/22 05:20:02] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:09 towards level 62.
[02/03/22 05:39:57] Russell hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:01:41 towards level 60.
[02/03/22 05:47:01] Lord255 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:03:39 towards level 62.
[02/03/22 06:06:38] aqsd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:59:33 towards level 60.
[02/03/22 06:07:02] zgrep's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zgrep's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/22 06:20:07] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:18:49 towards level 59.
[02/03/22 06:51:31] bobvador bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:47 towards level 59.
[02/03/22 06:57:05] Sombra burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sombra's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/22 07:35:22] washclof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:16 towards level 61.
[02/03/22 07:38:20] buzzzzz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:12 towards level 58.
[02/03/22 08:24:11] Bolded's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Bolded's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/22 08:25:35] yNos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:12 towards level 52.
[02/03/22 09:35:35] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:13 towards level 59.
[02/03/22 09:44:24] megubyte got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:34:22 towards level 58.
[02/03/22 09:45:15] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:32 towards level 60.
[02/03/22 10:09:56] A_Dragon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:19:12 towards level 61.
[02/03/22 10:47:02] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:43 towards level 61.
[02/03/22 11:05:35] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:36:00 towards level 62.
[02/03/22 11:58:59] V hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:44 towards level 61.
[02/03/22 12:48:23] t3chn0 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:55:06 from level 60.
[02/03/22 13:11:30] fattrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:48:14 towards level 61.
[02/03/22 13:30:26] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:46:53 towards level 60.
[02/03/22 13:54:24] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:52:03 towards level 62.
[02/03/22 13:55:46] starlink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:50 towards level 60.
[02/03/22 15:28:41] vectr0n's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! vectr0n's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/22 16:10:04] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:12 towards level 61.
[02/03/22 16:14:17] megubyte gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:44:02 towards level 58.
[02/03/22 16:34:35] yano found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:49:43 towards level 58.
[02/03/22 19:03:14] Sokar was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:20:26 from level 61.
[02/03/22 19:23:15] zgrep was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:13:52 from level 55.
[02/03/22 19:29:16] VonToutCourt was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:34:53 from level 59.
[02/03/22 20:01:16] Zeno was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:37 from level 46.
[02/03/22 20:09:29] ukleinek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ukleinek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/22 22:14:06] Destruia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:29 towards level 59.
[02/03/22 22:44:18] krin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:29:59 from level 60.
[02/03/22 23:33:43] bsleep's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bsleep's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/22 23:50:22] RussellB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:37:43 towards level 61.
[02/04/22 00:07:09] Algernon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:41:42 towards level 59.
[02/04/22 00:12:10] heisenbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:54 towards level 62.
[02/04/22 00:27:37] CompanionCube hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:42 towards level 62.
[02/04/22 00:46:33] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:55:55 towards level 62.
[02/04/22 01:11:35] Alys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:16:48 towards level 54.
[02/04/22 01:52:12] nyuszika7h gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:38:02 towards level 61.
[02/04/22 02:01:02] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:51 towards level 60.
[02/04/22 02:35:03] xbill hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:26 towards level 61.
[02/04/22 03:01:56] anarcat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:44:29 towards level 62.
[02/04/22 03:07:21] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:58 towards level 59.
[02/04/22 03:28:45] The local wizard imbued xbill's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! xbill's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/04/22 03:49:31] Covid-19 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:18:41 from level 60.
[02/04/22 04:24:09] Ankhers was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:45:16 towards level 60.
[02/04/22 06:05:28] Destruia was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:49:54 from level 59.
[02/04/22 06:08:26] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:14 towards level 59.
[02/04/22 06:28:26] SirBummelz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:49 towards level 47.
[02/04/22 06:53:21] _sh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:36 towards level 61.
[02/04/22 07:04:06] heisenbug got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:14:19 from level 62.
[02/04/22 08:09:35] Tangles's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Tangles's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/04/22 08:25:11] CrashOverride's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CrashOverride's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/04/22 08:48:01] jayvee ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:28:54 from level 61.
[02/04/22 09:01:36] Aelane found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:36 towards level 50.
[02/04/22 09:03:52] _sh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! _sh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/04/22 09:15:42] EddieT137 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:52 towards level 50.
[02/04/22 09:46:05] Ungoliant hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:54:46 towards level 54.
[02/04/22 09:58:13] _sh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:31:50 towards level 61.
[02/04/22 10:17:20] Disruptor got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:29 towards level 58.
[02/04/22 10:41:55] Yuhno was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:35 towards level 61.
[02/04/22 10:56:09] Lnk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:35 towards level 62.
[02/04/22 11:53:30] Alys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:23 towards level 54.
[02/04/22 12:26:25] Alys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:49 towards level 54.
[02/04/22 13:21:31] Fenrik was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:20:37 from level 60.
[02/04/22 13:24:07] el found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:33 towards level 60.
[02/04/22 13:35:18] kline bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:23 towards level 61.
[02/04/22 15:24:04] Misza was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:00 towards level 58.
[02/04/22 15:33:53] SirBummelz has dealt bsleep a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:33:21 is added to bsleep's clock.
[02/04/22 16:57:55] Makhno got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:45:36 towards level 56.
[02/04/22 17:17:17] yNos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:50 towards level 52.
[02/04/22 19:27:37] apb walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:09 from level 61.
[02/04/22 20:37:58] Chuck met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:26:56 from level 58.
[02/04/22 20:57:58] solarsparq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:59 towards level 40.
[02/04/22 21:41:15] washclof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:37:44 towards level 62.
[02/04/22 21:49:11] strife was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:52 from level 48.
[02/04/22 22:53:41] BastelBot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:36:01 towards level 61.
[02/04/22 23:13:12] MistahKel burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! MistahKel's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/05/22 00:05:25] shikhin was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:29:02 from level 62.
[02/05/22 00:10:29] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:13:14 from level 62.
[02/05/22 00:24:26] sparogy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:09 towards level 48.
[02/05/22 00:52:23] Varjatticus was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:37 from level 47.
[02/05/22 01:13:45] Aksej was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:04:51 towards level 56.
[02/05/22 02:13:07] Hex's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Hex's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/05/22 02:14:25] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:36:03 towards level 63.
[02/05/22 02:26:10] heisenbug has dealt nawcom a Critical Strike! 4 days, 03:12:52 is added to nawcom's clock.
[02/05/22 02:53:51] V tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:20 towards level 61.
[02/05/22 03:32:48] Fehu was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:24:07 from level 54.
[02/05/22 04:24:36] Omega's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Omega's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/05/22 04:37:36] Haqur met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:01:53 from level 49.
[02/05/22 04:55:27] Bolded tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:19 towards level 47.
[02/05/22 05:04:44] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:30 towards level 60.
[02/05/22 05:07:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CodeGeek's tunic! CodeGeek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/22 05:44:17] krin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:30:06 from level 60.
[02/05/22 06:04:17] Algernon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Algernon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/22 06:07:06] fizz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:13 towards level 43.
[02/05/22 06:28:28] apb discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:08 towards level 61.
[02/05/22 06:32:19] texke was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:13 towards level 61.
[02/05/22 06:45:48] Jens was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:41:55 towards level 59.
[02/05/22 06:47:19] cfjk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cfjk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/22 07:18:16] MELOONi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:13 towards level 59.
[02/05/22 09:03:30] Sario had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:54 towards level 46.
[02/05/22 09:50:30] Aelane was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:04:38 from level 50.
[02/05/22 09:58:28] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:46:01 from level 60.
[02/05/22 10:08:12] yNos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:44 towards level 52.
[02/05/22 10:11:58] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:44 towards level 61.
[02/05/22 10:35:45] drahthaar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:37:16 towards level 62.
[02/05/22 11:00:47] fattrat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:57:59 from level 61.
[02/05/22 12:51:28] adamus1red found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:56 towards level 60.
[02/05/22 13:39:26] aqsd slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! aqsd's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/05/22 14:38:53] caeli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:07:56 towards level 61.
[02/05/22 14:45:24] Yarosh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Yarosh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/22 14:50:13] Chuck was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:13:14 from level 58.
[02/05/22 15:29:12] Centrixx got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:20:12 from level 62.
[02/05/22 15:46:54] bobvador discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:00 towards level 59.
[02/05/22 15:54:50] gradator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:02 towards level 61.
[02/05/22 16:52:57] Melon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:22 towards level 52.
[02/05/22 17:25:13] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:36 towards level 60.
[02/05/22 19:07:08] Thorael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:57 towards level 61.
[02/05/22 19:25:56] Russell gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:55:13 towards level 60.
[02/05/22 20:41:32] AlexS caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:57 towards level 60.
[02/05/22 20:57:51] Algernon fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:59:03 from level 59.
[02/05/22 21:18:31] Tangles found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:45 towards level 56.
[02/05/22 21:27:12] vegadark got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:51:01 from level 62.
[02/05/22 22:16:00] Reilly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:36 towards level 55.
[02/05/22 22:21:22] Wam fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:14:42 from level 53.
[02/05/22 22:34:18] kinus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:56:42 towards level 52.
[02/05/22 23:19:14] shikhin spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! shikhin's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/05/22 23:21:36] Syloq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:59 towards level 60.
[02/05/22 23:33:15] canton7 has dealt freeboson a Critical Strike! 7 days, 17:12:27 is added to freeboson's clock.
[02/05/22 23:54:43] crysis ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:24:58 from level 59.
[02/06/22 00:23:57] SirBummelz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:43 towards level 47.
[02/06/22 04:01:10] Khorne slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Khorne's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/06/22 04:01:58] dwfreed was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:13 towards level 62.
[02/06/22 04:58:30] wesley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:09:01 from level 51.
[02/06/22 05:19:04] tomhek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:34:04 from level 61.
[02/06/22 05:23:05] VonToutCourt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:20:10 towards level 59.
[02/06/22 05:36:10] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:45 towards level 56.
[02/06/22 05:54:59] pants spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pants's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/06/22 06:31:23] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:23:21 towards level 62.
[02/06/22 06:45:58] Visse fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:45:10 from level 52.
[02/06/22 07:18:52] _sh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:49 from level 61.
[02/06/22 07:39:38] munkis discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:14 towards level 57.
[02/06/22 07:56:07] Puff got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:19:22 from level 61.
[02/06/22 08:27:28] coding_monk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:34:04 towards level 57.
[02/06/22 08:49:38] Acolarh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:29 towards level 60.
[02/06/22 09:09:24] dxrt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:50:03 towards level 53.
[02/06/22 09:40:03] Feltharell discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:25:42 towards level 52.
[02/06/22 10:04:31] Bahhumbug was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:18:06 from level 57.
[02/06/22 11:45:54] TauPan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:13 towards level 55.
[02/06/22 12:09:25] womblecat has dealt Andrio a Critical Strike! 3 days, 16:08:30 is added to Andrio's clock.
[02/06/22 12:13:43] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:10 from level 28.
[02/06/22 13:27:58] BastelBot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:08:15 from level 61.
[02/06/22 13:30:14] starlink discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:55 towards level 60.
[02/06/22 13:30:56] caeli was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:24:15 from level 61.
[02/06/22 13:34:11] heisenbug spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! heisenbug's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/06/22 13:34:44] ToHellWithGA ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:21 from level 61.
[02/06/22 14:15:08] Psilocybe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:04 towards level 60.
[02/06/22 14:17:08] gradator has dealt eising a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:12:32 is added to eising's clock.
[02/06/22 14:35:11] Alarien met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:52:23 from level 60.
[02/06/22 14:38:14] Ungoliant was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:24:40 from level 54.
[02/06/22 14:41:18] vegadark ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:28:43 from level 62.
[02/06/22 14:43:54] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:04 towards level 61.
[02/06/22 14:57:42] drahthaar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:27:05 from level 62.
[02/06/22 15:35:01] Aksej found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:43:42 towards level 56.
[02/06/22 15:57:07] damyan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:44:03 towards level 60.
[02/06/22 16:36:18] Destruia had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:27 towards level 59.
[02/06/22 17:43:47] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:44 towards level 60.
[02/06/22 18:17:09] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:10 towards level 60.
[02/06/22 18:25:01] kline was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:30:41 towards level 62.
[02/06/22 20:02:20] gradator ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:06:47 from level 62.
[02/06/22 20:22:33] DefiantN's charm ate a bolt of lightning! DefiantN's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/06/22 20:46:03] Mattusmindus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:25 towards level 58.
[02/06/22 22:07:09] Lord255 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:31 towards level 62.
[02/06/22 23:17:43] Ankhers found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:00 towards level 60.
[02/06/22 23:24:41] thatmint found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:52 towards level 42.
[02/07/22 00:11:59] Khorne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:34:10 towards level 61.
[02/07/22 00:34:22] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:53:47 towards level 60.
[02/07/22 01:01:42] Acolarh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:35 towards level 60.
[02/07/22 01:04:33] DefiantN found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:37 towards level 44.
[02/07/22 01:16:29] vegadark had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:39:05 towards level 62.
[02/07/22 02:02:29] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:10:41 towards level 62.
[02/07/22 02:08:03] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/22 02:10:58] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:30:01 towards level 63.
[02/07/22 02:19:14] Yuhno was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:14 towards level 61.
[02/07/22 03:06:55] ukleinek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:39:35 from level 58.
[02/07/22 03:25:41] judahnator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:58 towards level 51.
[02/07/22 03:54:11] Mattusmindus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:24:39 towards level 58.
[02/07/22 03:54:53] Yarosh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:52:09 from level 60.
[02/07/22 03:55:32] spex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! spex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/22 04:39:38] judahnator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:44 towards level 51.
[02/07/22 04:58:38] MadMan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:29:27 from level 60.
[02/07/22 05:24:45] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:35:43 towards level 62.
[02/07/22 05:31:14] Makhno had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:40 towards level 56.
[02/07/22 06:41:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Russell's tunic! Russell's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/22 06:51:25] CrashOverride was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:21:16 towards level 63.
[02/07/22 07:34:22] Fehu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:09:58 towards level 54.
[02/07/22 08:58:30] yNos got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:39:46 from level 53.
[02/07/22 09:38:56] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:41 towards level 62.
[02/07/22 09:57:54] MrMagoo walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:16:26 from level 50.
[02/07/22 11:41:59] Centrixx found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:22:48 towards level 62.
[02/07/22 11:44:27] pants burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pants's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/07/22 12:31:09] Togra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:34:07 towards level 60.
[02/07/22 13:10:43] texke bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:45 towards level 61.
[02/07/22 13:32:20] Thorael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:21 towards level 61.
[02/07/22 13:38:30] blackroot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:38:16 towards level 60.
[02/07/22 13:39:03] hdm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! hdm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/07/22 14:56:24] Sombra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:25:12 towards level 62.
[02/07/22 15:16:27] damyan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:16:46 towards level 60.
[02/07/22 16:10:39] ToHellWithGA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:45:48 towards level 62.
[02/07/22 17:00:39] Paganel met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:49:53 from level 62.
[02/07/22 18:01:17] kinus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:23 towards level 52.
[02/07/22 18:30:50] dwfreed has dealt crank a Critical Strike! 6 days, 05:05:36 is added to crank's clock.
[02/07/22 19:13:32] megubyte was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:34:35 towards level 58.
[02/07/22 19:45:05] kzootech has dealt Silvanus_Betrium a Critical Strike! 2 days, 00:53:57 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[02/07/22 20:33:42] Bahhumbug met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:23:14 from level 57.
[02/07/22 21:52:30] Angelina got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:40:37 from level 50.
[02/07/22 21:54:51] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:41:43 towards level 60.
[02/07/22 22:01:50] kline discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:40:55 towards level 62.
[02/07/22 22:03:32] Affliction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:12:22 towards level 62.
[02/07/22 22:46:50] VOID fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:03:53 from level 52.
[02/07/22 22:48:05] Platonides ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:41:21 from level 60.
[02/07/22 22:52:21] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:16:11 towards level 62.
[02/07/22 23:28:22] EddieT137 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:24:58 towards level 51.
[02/07/22 23:54:08] anarcat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:55:04 towards level 62.
[02/08/22 00:37:28] Omega slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Omega's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/08/22 01:38:42] bobvador tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:00 towards level 59.
[02/08/22 02:05:57] Nuae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:24:18 towards level 53.
[02/08/22 02:23:33] freeboson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:23:45 towards level 59.
[02/08/22 02:23:45] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:59:58 towards level 62.
[02/08/22 02:28:49] kzootech was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:33 towards level 37.
[02/08/22 04:11:25] Sombra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:21:51 towards level 62.
[02/08/22 04:28:22] strife met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:14:18 from level 49.
[02/08/22 05:45:48] Reilly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:40:03 towards level 56.
[02/08/22 06:05:15] drahthaar was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:36:17 from level 62.
[02/08/22 06:10:16] Melon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:57 towards level 52.
[02/08/22 06:46:50] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:03:51 towards level 62.
[02/08/22 07:41:41] Silvanus_Betrium tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:11:48 towards level 60.
[02/08/22 07:48:06] Bahhumbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:03 towards level 57.
[02/08/22 08:13:49] The local wizard imbued sky's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sky's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/22 08:14:07] Thorael ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:20:24 from level 61.
[02/08/22 08:28:43] Alarien burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Alarien's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/08/22 08:35:39] Tenorman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:40:04 towards level 60.
[02/08/22 08:49:35] Paganel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:39:50 from level 62.
[02/08/22 08:50:56] nyuszika7h got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:00:25 from level 61.
[02/08/22 09:54:32] allo reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! allo's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/22 10:18:10] SirBummelz's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! SirBummelz's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/08/22 10:30:23] Gorek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:05 towards level 62.
[02/08/22 12:26:53] signofzeta fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:14:55 from level 52.
[02/08/22 12:29:44] Zaratustra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:20:05 from level 60.
[02/08/22 13:25:23] Cirdan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:25:12 towards level 61.
[02/08/22 14:07:49] Tor was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:33 towards level 61.
[02/08/22 14:11:35] Thorael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:39 towards level 61.
[02/08/22 14:23:40] Techman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:05:41 towards level 61.
[02/08/22 14:24:04] Andrio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:44:56 towards level 59.
[02/08/22 16:01:39] A_Dragon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:24:07 from level 61.
[02/08/22 16:44:32] DefiantN found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:42 towards level 45.
[02/08/22 16:53:39] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:34 towards level 60.
[02/08/22 17:12:10] Nysdar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:47:08 towards level 61.
[02/08/22 17:51:42] el hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:55:09 towards level 61.
[02/08/22 17:56:43] AlexS bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:37:02 towards level 61.
[02/08/22 19:43:33] The_Decryptor found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:33:03 towards level 61.
[02/08/22 20:28:09] Tenorman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:52:30 towards level 60.
[02/08/22 21:39:45] brycec was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:21:40 from level 58.
[02/08/22 22:17:47] kptr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:22:49 towards level 62.
[02/08/22 23:45:21] Wolf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:49:01 from level 61.
[02/08/22 23:49:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MrMagoo's tunic! MrMagoo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/22 23:53:38] Lnk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:46:52 from level 63.
[02/08/22 23:54:57] style was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:38:50 towards level 59.
[02/09/22 00:04:46] ShiaLabeouf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:44:24 towards level 55.
[02/09/22 01:06:07] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:15:23 towards level 61.
[02/09/22 01:10:47] CrashOverride hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:36:27 towards level 63.
[02/09/22 01:29:15] pfoley's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pfoley's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/22 01:30:03] Covid-19 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:23:25 towards level 60.
[02/09/22 01:42:42] A_Dragon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:18:02 from level 61.
[02/09/22 01:46:24] anarcat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:54 towards level 62.
[02/09/22 02:38:05] thornrag found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:35 towards level 60.
[02/09/22 02:48:10] kline found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:55:57 towards level 62.
[02/09/22 03:41:27] fizz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! fizz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/22 05:51:22] buzzzzz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:38 towards level 58.
[02/09/22 06:01:06] adamus1red reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! adamus1red's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/22 06:15:21] jjasghar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:42:56 towards level 58.
[02/09/22 06:17:00] fizz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:13 towards level 44.
[02/09/22 06:17:48] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:33 towards level 60.
[02/09/22 06:26:32] bg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:34:58 towards level 62.
[02/09/22 07:16:23] pyre was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:56:05 from level 62.
[02/09/22 07:37:44] solarsparq walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:59:34 from level 42.
[02/09/22 07:39:26] megubyte gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:13 towards level 58.
[02/09/22 07:46:24] kline found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:38:42 towards level 62.
[02/09/22 08:38:32] adamus1red was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:51:09 from level 61.
[02/09/22 09:00:21] hugga hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:09 towards level 50.
[02/09/22 09:04:31] Sherpard2 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:44:24 from level 62.
[02/09/22 09:36:22] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:32 towards level 37.
[02/09/22 09:40:59] BastelBot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:53:17 towards level 61.
[02/09/22 10:54:03] Bahhumbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:12:09 towards level 57.
[02/09/22 10:56:46] crysis was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:07:42 from level 59.
[02/09/22 11:38:39] soltys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:19 towards level 60.
[02/09/22 12:18:02] VOID's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! VOID's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/22 12:38:05] A_Dragon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:24:24 towards level 61.
[02/09/22 13:01:40] herald hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:36 towards level 48.
[02/09/22 13:18:43] Centrixx ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:30:10 from level 62.
[02/09/22 13:41:24] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:19:56 towards level 62.
[02/09/22 14:40:14] Hex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:14 towards level 37.
[02/09/22 15:09:59] krin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:00 towards level 60.
[02/09/22 15:52:31] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:39 towards level 47.
[02/09/22 16:32:54] pwae reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pwae's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/22 16:42:20] Acolarh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:48:35 towards level 61.
[02/09/22 17:14:28] ephemer0l was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:13 towards level 37.
[02/09/22 17:37:27] fizz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! fizz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/22 19:05:38] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:54 towards level 60.
[02/09/22 19:23:20] jjasghar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:39:30 towards level 58.
[02/09/22 19:56:21] Bahhumbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Bahhumbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/22 19:59:52] V was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:08:58 from level 62.
[02/09/22 20:13:44] buzel was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:52:24 from level 61.
[02/09/22 20:32:56] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:36 towards level 59.
[02/09/22 20:50:05] Yarosh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:44:16 towards level 60.
[02/09/22 20:58:12] Pinkman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:33:48 towards level 54.
[02/09/22 21:26:11] Kritzefitz met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:42:07 from level 58.
[02/09/22 22:07:25] tswsl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:06:42 towards level 62.
[02/09/22 22:09:26] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:39:28 towards level 61.
[02/09/22 23:50:15] HellSpawn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:49 towards level 59.
[02/09/22 23:51:15] scumola found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:21 towards level 55.
[02/10/22 00:58:53] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:16 towards level 62.
[02/10/22 01:32:24] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:44 towards level 62.
[02/10/22 01:39:52] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/22 02:03:26] eising was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:36 towards level 61.
[02/10/22 02:28:25] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:18 towards level 59.
[02/10/22 03:21:44] Sokar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:30 towards level 61.
[02/10/22 04:22:38] JackyB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:55 towards level 56.
[02/10/22 04:48:22] Theleveler has dealt Gorek a Critical Strike! 9 days, 00:27:56 is added to Gorek's clock.
[02/10/22 05:10:14] Carl was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:55 from level 60.
[02/10/22 06:13:08] Wolf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:34 towards level 61.
[02/10/22 06:47:54] SSLbits met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:31 from level 34.
[02/10/22 07:46:29] jjasghar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:11:19 towards level 58.
[02/10/22 07:56:29] KindOne met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:17:57 from level 58.
[02/10/22 07:58:08] theZoMBiE met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:53:05 from level 52.
[02/10/22 07:59:05] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:12 towards level 61.
[02/10/22 08:47:17] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:07:01 towards level 62.
[02/10/22 09:32:22] Crazycatlady tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:48:14 towards level 61.
[02/10/22 10:19:13] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:27:04 towards level 62.
[02/10/22 11:12:40] Bkid bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:08 towards level 58.
[02/10/22 12:13:44] vegadark's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! vegadark's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/22 12:46:18] Omega was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:51:00 from level 43.
[02/10/22 12:50:22] CrashOverride hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:49:07 towards level 63.
[02/10/22 13:27:44] buyoq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buyoq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/22 13:30:27] Covid-19's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Covid-19's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/22 13:56:42] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:18 towards level 60.
[02/10/22 14:15:45] blackroot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:52:51 towards level 60.
[02/10/22 14:22:28] style was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:33:29 towards level 59.
[02/10/22 16:05:48] sbp burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sbp's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/22 17:13:58] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:27 towards level 31.
[02/10/22 17:56:16] Angelina reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Angelina's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/22 19:36:55] Ferris caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:40 towards level 1.
[02/10/22 20:36:03] starlink hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:36 towards level 60.
[02/10/22 20:49:53] _sh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:02 from level 61.
[02/10/22 20:51:27] Destruia was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:07:49 from level 59.
[02/10/22 21:05:11] Reilly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Reilly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/22 21:10:24] munkis was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:38:39 towards level 58.
[02/10/22 21:48:42] Khorne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:52 towards level 61.
[02/10/22 21:57:31] Aksej was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:46 towards level 56.
[02/10/22 22:34:59] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:35 towards level 38.
[02/10/22 22:52:47] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:27:19 towards level 62.
[02/10/22 23:15:42] CompanionCube burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CompanionCube's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/22 23:55:05] TheSilentLink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:57 towards level 57.
[02/11/22 00:34:37] hax404 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:18:52 from level 61.
[02/11/22 00:35:01] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:55 towards level 35.
[02/11/22 01:09:23] zgrep was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:38:17 from level 55.
[02/11/22 01:23:08] golgy has dealt Chuck a Critical Strike! 5 days, 22:16:26 is added to Chuck's clock.
[02/11/22 01:31:30] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:17:12 towards level 63.
[02/11/22 02:21:49] TimWolla hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:23:13 towards level 62.
[02/11/22 02:30:12] Thorael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:04:06 towards level 61.
[02/11/22 02:54:07] Ferris was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:00 towards level 14.
[02/11/22 03:05:51] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:31:02 towards level 62.
[02/11/22 03:07:27] golgy found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:48 towards level 60.
[02/11/22 04:09:00] Calamity found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:20 towards level 8.
[02/11/22 04:10:09] Paganel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:52:23 towards level 62.
[02/11/22 05:09:37] buyoq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:04:06 towards level 59.
[02/11/22 05:15:00] Primetime got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:04 from level 37.
[02/11/22 05:19:37] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:16:55 towards level 61.
[02/11/22 06:36:48] Bolded was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:47 towards level 48.
[02/11/22 08:01:02] V's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! V's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/11/22 08:09:36] herald ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:15 from level 48.
[02/11/22 08:15:34] "\@_ ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:11:11 from level 61.
[02/11/22 08:42:24] gradator reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gradator's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/22 09:55:43] Ankhers was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:45:32 from level 60.
[02/11/22 10:03:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cfjk's tunic! cfjk's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/22 10:26:32] crysis tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:17:39 towards level 59.
[02/11/22 12:43:43] Sario got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:50 from level 47.
[02/11/22 13:45:20] Paganel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:35:55 towards level 62.
[02/11/22 14:06:18] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:55 towards level 57.
[02/11/22 14:25:39] KindOne ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:17:41 from level 58.
[02/11/22 14:30:06] texke reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! texke's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/22 14:47:13] laama has dealt munkis a Critical Strike! 4 days, 07:51:00 is added to munkis's clock.
[02/11/22 14:59:59] ChowderKeg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:32:37 towards level 62.
[02/11/22 15:19:05] Bkid was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:22 towards level 58.
[02/11/22 15:22:18] herald walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:16:17 from level 48.
[02/11/22 15:46:45] jacob1 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:18:07 from level 62.
[02/11/22 15:55:59] bobvador has dealt MistahKel a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:38:51 is added to MistahKel's clock.
[02/11/22 16:01:57] O[_] tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:27:59 towards level 57.
[02/11/22 16:31:13] Sombra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:02:21 towards level 62.
[02/11/22 17:03:42] Theleveler was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:14 towards level 60.
[02/11/22 17:18:29] Wam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:54:38 towards level 54.
[02/11/22 18:02:34] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:47 towards level 56.
[02/11/22 18:17:57] munkis had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:45:46 towards level 58.
[02/11/22 18:27:50] Primetime hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:27 towards level 37.
[02/11/22 19:13:13] pyre tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:57:26 towards level 62.
[02/11/22 19:13:47] Bluedog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:02:17 towards level 61.
[02/11/22 19:26:28] omero was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:59:18 from level 57.
[02/11/22 19:29:37] CodeGeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:20:13 towards level 61.
[02/11/22 19:32:20] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:36 towards level 55.
[02/11/22 19:49:23] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:34:34 towards level 61.
[02/11/22 20:24:50] nya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:18 towards level 60.
[02/11/22 20:41:50] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:00 towards level 62.
[02/11/22 20:43:59] Makhno discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:49 towards level 56.
[02/11/22 21:57:31] TauPan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:40 towards level 55.
[02/11/22 22:01:47] pants has dealt Kachin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:12:08 is added to Kachin's clock.
[02/11/22 22:45:59] solarsparq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:01 towards level 43.
[02/11/22 23:16:55] SSLbits has dealt SCSi a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:48:39 is added to SCSi's clock.
[02/11/22 23:53:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hugga's tunic! hugga's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/22 00:07:17] hax404 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:50:43 from level 61.
[02/12/22 00:17:31] thatmint got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:50 towards level 43.
[02/12/22 01:23:39] Mattusmindus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:27:55 towards level 58.
[02/12/22 01:24:21] buzzzzz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:30:00 towards level 59.
[02/12/22 01:26:01] buzzzzz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:24:12 towards level 59.
[02/12/22 02:12:36] thornrag had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:16:02 towards level 61.
[02/12/22 02:13:58] signofzeta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:47:36 from level 53.
[02/12/22 02:29:12] signofzeta was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:53:25 from level 53.
[02/12/22 03:44:09] munkis's charm ate a bolt of lightning! munkis's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/22 04:47:45] sky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:58 towards level 59.
[02/12/22 05:15:29] Angelina has dealt Visse a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:10:00 is added to Visse's clock.
[02/12/22 05:25:07] The_Decryptor caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:31:17 towards level 61.
[02/12/22 05:29:44] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:20 towards level 60.
[02/12/22 05:47:08] MrMagoo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:51 towards level 51.
[02/12/22 06:09:06] thornrag's charm ate a bolt of lightning! thornrag's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/22 07:13:24] Psilocybe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:15 towards level 61.
[02/12/22 07:56:56] texke reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! texke's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/22 08:13:43] Nysdar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:21:01 towards level 61.
[02/12/22 08:52:32] Platonides gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:31:58 towards level 60.
[02/12/22 09:27:21] canton7 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:14:46 towards level 60.
[02/12/22 09:37:15] MrMagoo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:20 towards level 51.
[02/12/22 10:30:50] Russell was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:36:21 towards level 60.
[02/12/22 11:47:31] thornrag caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:34:40 towards level 61.
[02/12/22 12:06:59] signofzeta discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:28:52 towards level 53.
[02/12/22 12:54:53] Sombra has dealt Bkid a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:25:27 is added to Bkid's clock.
[02/12/22 14:19:44] Sombra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:46:43 from level 62.
[02/12/22 14:21:47] JigmeDatse gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:37:02 towards level 58.
[02/12/22 14:36:15] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:26 towards level 59.
[02/12/22 15:06:02] zgrep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:30:33 towards level 55.
[02/12/22 15:11:15] xbill got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:51:05 from level 62.
[02/12/22 15:33:55] A_Dragon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:57:26 towards level 61.
[02/12/22 16:07:10] VonToutCourt walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:43:51 from level 59.
[02/12/22 16:53:12] Silvanus_Betrium was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:58:13 from level 60.
[02/12/22 17:21:56] solarsparq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:28 towards level 43.
[02/12/22 17:35:22] Aksej caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:49 towards level 56.
[02/12/22 17:51:01] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:02 towards level 60.
[02/12/22 18:06:46] buyoq ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:14:06 from level 59.
[02/12/22 18:11:44] kline found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:05:51 towards level 62.
[02/12/22 19:26:07] Reilly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:22:16 towards level 56.
[02/12/22 19:59:44] Andrio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:21 towards level 59.
[02/12/22 21:52:07] thatmint discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:08 towards level 43.
[02/12/22 23:08:17] The local wizard imbued tomhek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tomhek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/22 23:19:46] CornFly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/22 23:41:56] omero found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:02 towards level 57.
[02/13/22 00:26:38] yNos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:10 towards level 53.
[02/13/22 01:08:55] eising gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:41 towards level 61.
[02/13/22 02:10:36] brycec was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:46:42 from level 58.
[02/13/22 03:17:55] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:16 towards level 61.
[02/13/22 04:23:30] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:24:08 towards level 60.
[02/13/22 04:41:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ferris's tunic! Ferris's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/22 04:43:10] VOID ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:24:16 from level 52.
[02/13/22 06:10:57] crysis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:44:12 towards level 59.
[02/13/22 06:44:58] Angelina was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:05 towards level 51.
[02/13/22 07:04:22] Pinkman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Pinkman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/13/22 07:13:21] Hirion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:52:46 towards level 61.
[02/13/22 07:48:34] thatmint had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:25 towards level 43.
[02/13/22 08:16:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on io's tunic! io's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/22 08:55:47] Destruia found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:42 towards level 59.
[02/13/22 09:26:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Primetime's tunic! Primetime's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/22 09:43:39] nyuszika7h found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:29:31 towards level 61.
[02/13/22 10:07:31] GyrosGeier got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:17:20 towards level 60.
[02/13/22 10:15:56] TauPan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TauPan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/22 10:17:45] Nuae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:06 towards level 53.
[02/13/22 11:10:40] krin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:14:20 from level 61.
[02/13/22 11:26:34] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:14 towards level 48.
[02/13/22 12:00:32] mordac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:13:14 from level 62.
[02/13/22 12:31:23] Sorin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:33:02 towards level 56.
[02/13/22 12:38:45] bananaboat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:05:15 towards level 60.
[02/13/22 13:10:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Lnk's tunic! Lnk's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/22 13:17:19] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:35:05 towards level 53.
[02/13/22 13:31:39] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:14:43 from level 62.
[02/13/22 13:36:07] CompanionCube had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:30 towards level 62.
[02/13/22 13:49:57] krin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! krin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/22 13:50:18] Geoff was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:50:14 towards level 57.
[02/13/22 13:50:45] Puff ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:26 from level 61.
[02/13/22 14:06:43] ephemer0l has dealt noex a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:15:39 is added to noex's clock.
[02/13/22 14:17:27] bg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:56 towards level 62.
[02/13/22 15:47:14] canton7 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:25:51 from level 60.
[02/13/22 16:37:18] KindOne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:18 towards level 58.
[02/13/22 17:06:13] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:04:41 towards level 61.
[02/13/22 17:24:11] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:37:04 towards level 62.
[02/13/22 18:30:29] sid3windr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:20 towards level 61.
[02/13/22 18:52:00] Makhno got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:28 towards level 56.
[02/13/22 19:07:00] MELOONi's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MELOONi's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/22 19:23:00] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:07 towards level 59.
[02/13/22 19:29:58] MrMagoo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:54:31 towards level 51.
[02/13/22 21:15:47] Tenorman was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:22:16 from level 60.
[02/13/22 21:40:39] omero ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:34:41 from level 57.
[02/13/22 22:02:14] tmberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:11:52 towards level 59.
[02/13/22 22:15:58] EddieT137 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:39 towards level 51.
[02/13/22 22:57:36] sheu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:55:28 towards level 63.
[02/13/22 23:18:07] Syloq was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:47:55 from level 60.
[02/14/22 01:19:20] Centrixx found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:02:09 towards level 62.
[02/14/22 01:27:40] nyuszika7h found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:45:09 towards level 61.
[02/14/22 01:47:41] nawcom's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nawcom's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/22 02:51:45] sid3windr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:56 towards level 61.
[02/14/22 03:55:28] talisein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:45:46 towards level 62.
[02/14/22 04:01:17] Bahhumbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:36 towards level 57.
[02/14/22 04:49:53] ToHellWithGA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:55 towards level 62.
[02/14/22 05:14:22] yano caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:26:58 towards level 58.
[02/14/22 05:28:19] megubyte found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:04 towards level 58.
[02/14/22 05:35:50] TimWolla tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:48:54 towards level 62.
[02/14/22 06:06:26] kinus was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:06:24 from level 53.
[02/14/22 06:28:27] sky fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:08:06 from level 59.
[02/14/22 09:18:26] A_Dragon has dealt Yuhno a Critical Strike! 2 days, 17:44:01 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[02/14/22 09:32:47] Wam ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:49:03 from level 54.
[02/14/22 09:33:17] nawcom was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:26:40 from level 58.
[02/14/22 09:45:22] sky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:32:30 towards level 59.
[02/14/22 10:17:12] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:12:36 towards level 59.
[02/14/22 10:28:14] Angelina ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:17:39 from level 51.
[02/14/22 10:42:40] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:16 towards level 62.
[02/14/22 12:37:24] tomhek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tomhek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/22 14:07:58] commie found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:33 towards level 40.
[02/14/22 15:41:52] Syloq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:00:22 towards level 60.
[02/14/22 15:59:23] heisenbug was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:24:16 from level 63.
[02/14/22 15:59:32] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:22 towards level 59.
[02/14/22 16:16:53] canton7 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! canton7's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/22 17:05:04] Psilocybe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:47:48 towards level 61.
[02/14/22 17:05:13] MadMan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:56 towards level 60.
[02/14/22 18:39:29] The local wizard imbued sid3windr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sid3windr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/22 19:25:17] t3chn0 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:38:44 from level 61.
[02/14/22 19:33:25] Theleveler was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:20:58 from level 61.
[02/14/22 20:02:13] JamCow was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:55:40 from level 60.
[02/14/22 20:23:38] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:35:06 towards level 63.
[02/14/22 21:13:35] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:56:49 towards level 64.
[02/14/22 21:23:20] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:11:14 towards level 61.
[02/14/22 22:11:44] O[_] found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:34 towards level 57.
[02/14/22 22:14:30] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:16:33 towards level 57.
[02/14/22 22:16:42] BUSY hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:00:16 towards level 58.
[02/14/22 23:11:06] tswsl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:04:24 towards level 62.
[02/14/22 23:31:42] KeboDK found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:16:44 towards level 58.
[02/15/22 00:09:32] misha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:26 towards level 61.
[02/15/22 00:15:09] laama had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:24:02 towards level 62.
[02/15/22 00:32:57] noex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! noex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/22 00:36:36] Sorin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:47:17 towards level 56.
[02/15/22 01:02:50] MistahKel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:00 towards level 57.
[02/15/22 01:20:45] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:38 towards level 56.
[02/15/22 01:44:59] Cirdan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:05 towards level 61.
[02/15/22 01:51:06] damyan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:37:28 towards level 60.
[02/15/22 03:05:43] Crazycatlady was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:39 towards level 61.
[02/15/22 03:11:20] BUSY caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:51:39 towards level 58.
[02/15/22 03:31:33] hugga found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:39:56 towards level 51.
[02/15/22 04:45:51] Thorael was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:56 from level 61.
[02/15/22 06:07:03] megubyte got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:37:50 towards level 59.
[02/15/22 06:38:14] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:41:20 towards level 61.
[02/15/22 06:41:54] noex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:02 towards level 45.
[02/15/22 06:54:08] kinus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:03:50 towards level 53.
[02/15/22 07:36:26] ephemer0l ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:45 from level 40.
[02/15/22 07:39:42] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:51 towards level 44.
[02/15/22 07:49:25] Psilocybe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:06:14 towards level 61.
[02/15/22 08:02:37] hax404 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:54:50 towards level 61.
[02/15/22 08:05:28] pfoley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:24:16 from level 59.
[02/15/22 08:16:51] Omega caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:44 towards level 44.
[02/15/22 09:30:01] freeboson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:28:52 from level 59.
[02/15/22 10:32:21] kzootech found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:36 towards level 41.
[02/15/22 11:36:00] sc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:46:29 from level 62.
[02/15/22 12:24:55] bobvador was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:40:35 towards level 60.
[02/15/22 12:36:57] Sorin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:10 towards level 56.
[02/15/22 13:01:35] EddieT137 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:07:23 from level 52.
[02/15/22 13:29:46] Primetime bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:49 towards level 39.
[02/15/22 13:30:31] dwfreed tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:40:15 towards level 63.
[02/15/22 13:30:52] V was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:15:25 from level 62.
[02/15/22 13:33:19] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:53 towards level 62.
[02/15/22 13:45:16] apb got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:22:07 from level 62.
[02/15/22 14:40:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on BastelBot's tunic! BastelBot's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/22 14:54:02] Hex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:10 towards level 40.
[02/15/22 14:55:11] sid3windr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:24 towards level 61.
[02/15/22 15:48:28] Silvanus_Betrium was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:23:45 from level 60.
[02/15/22 16:06:22] canton7 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:56:12 from level 60.
[02/15/22 16:59:17] BastelBot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:46:54 from level 61.
[02/15/22 17:14:59] Asara burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Asara's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/15/22 17:33:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Primetime's tunic! Primetime's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/22 18:23:07] Svetland was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:40:33 towards level 61.
[02/15/22 18:23:31] dxrt met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:56 from level 53.
[02/15/22 18:33:05] vectr0n was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:40:35 towards level 58.
[02/15/22 19:56:36] The local wizard imbued Khorne's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Khorne's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/22 20:06:26] TheSilentLink was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:20:30 from level 57.
[02/15/22 20:14:58] Ankhers has dealt keepermurph a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:07:45 is added to keepermurph's clock.
[02/15/22 20:31:55] JamCow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:03 towards level 60.
[02/15/22 20:50:55] Sokar was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:28:12 from level 62.
[02/15/22 20:57:48] nawcom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:41:27 towards level 58.
[02/15/22 21:00:03] damyan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:50:14 towards level 60.
[02/15/22 21:04:10] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:40 towards level 60.
[02/15/22 21:11:14] Primetime found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:30 towards level 40.
[02/15/22 22:25:57] judahnator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:21 towards level 52.
[02/15/22 22:27:03] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:50:15 towards level 58.
[02/15/22 23:04:28] gradator walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:06:07 from level 62.
[02/15/22 23:28:43] TheSilentLink got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:59 towards level 57.
[02/15/22 23:34:33] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:35 towards level 60.
[02/15/22 23:45:59] Bolded caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:54 towards level 49.
[02/16/22 00:42:57] Gorek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:09:37 from level 63.
[02/16/22 00:53:44] crysis was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:44:45 from level 59.
[02/16/22 01:35:21] csc2ya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:40 towards level 54.
[02/16/22 01:39:09] bobvador hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:04:05 towards level 60.
[02/16/22 02:10:05] tmberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:49:50 towards level 59.
[02/16/22 02:12:57] judahnator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:37 towards level 52.
[02/16/22 02:22:59] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:58:21 towards level 58.
[02/16/22 02:42:57] nya got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:10 from level 60.
[02/16/22 02:48:19] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:40:55 towards level 62.
[02/16/22 02:59:05] Alys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:14:45 towards level 55.
[02/16/22 04:13:53] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:10 towards level 61.
[02/16/22 04:14:02] hdm's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hdm's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/22 04:21:24] BUSY fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:49:26 from level 58.
[02/16/22 04:23:46] CompanionCube's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! CompanionCube's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/16/22 04:29:26] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:29:38 towards level 62.
[02/16/22 04:30:56] Bluedog found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:05:03 towards level 61.
[02/16/22 05:18:50] MadMan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:11 towards level 60.
[02/16/22 05:52:01] TheSilentLink discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:24 towards level 57.
[02/16/22 06:01:32] Susumurata was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:11:16 from level 52.
[02/16/22 06:19:27] Cirdan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:28:06 towards level 61.
[02/16/22 07:45:17] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:42 towards level 59.
[02/16/22 07:50:12] fizz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:37 towards level 46.
[02/16/22 07:57:32] Aksej had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:47 towards level 56.
[02/16/22 08:20:02] Svetland was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:23:56 from level 61.
[02/16/22 08:20:50] Susumurata got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:53 towards level 52.
[02/16/22 08:52:54] The_Decryptor was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:19:23 from level 61.
[02/16/22 09:21:54] megubyte caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:42:49 towards level 59.
[02/16/22 09:48:01] Lord255 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:38:21 from level 63.
[02/16/22 10:12:37] shikhin ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:10 from level 62.
[02/16/22 10:59:54] "\@_ met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:36:51 from level 61.
[02/16/22 11:05:13] Ungoliant was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:59 towards level 54.
[02/16/22 11:14:12] Ankhers's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ankhers's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/22 12:28:04] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:50:21 towards level 63.
[02/16/22 13:08:59] heisenbug was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:01:21 from level 63.
[02/16/22 13:28:38] MELOONi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:25:33 towards level 60.
[02/16/22 13:37:32] aqsd reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! aqsd's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/22 13:40:26] The_Decryptor was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:40:56 towards level 61.
[02/16/22 13:46:00] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:12:41 towards level 56.
[02/16/22 13:53:53] A_Dragon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:54 towards level 61.
[02/16/22 14:11:56] damyan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! damyan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/22 15:07:57] yano was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:41:56 from level 58.
[02/16/22 15:45:37] Tangles caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:34:24 towards level 57.
[02/16/22 15:57:22] Tenedos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:50:35 towards level 58.
[02/16/22 16:28:16] Bluedog was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:00:05 from level 61.
[02/16/22 17:11:19] Ankhers gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:01:40 towards level 61.
[02/16/22 17:25:22] Paganel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:08 towards level 62.
[02/16/22 18:16:32] The local wizard imbued Angelina's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Angelina's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/22 18:16:47] BUSY was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:08:40 towards level 58.
[02/16/22 18:23:33] Ecko was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:52 from level 45.
[02/16/22 18:44:35] Khorne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:11 towards level 61.
[02/16/22 18:57:46] Yarosh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:49 towards level 60.
[02/16/22 19:18:32] adamus1red was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:18 towards level 61.
[02/16/22 19:28:16] Makhno tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:59:17 towards level 57.
[02/16/22 19:39:47] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:20:41 towards level 61.
[02/16/22 20:16:39] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:08 towards level 62.
[02/16/22 20:30:30] Kritzefitz's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kritzefitz's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/22 21:39:32] gradator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:35 towards level 62.
[02/16/22 23:11:31] MistahKel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! MistahKel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/22 00:15:14] omero hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:50 towards level 57.
[02/17/22 00:22:45] keepermurph got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:26 towards level 53.
[02/17/22 00:32:06] hax404 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:50:14 towards level 61.
[02/17/22 00:43:38] cadfael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:37:07 towards level 54.
[02/17/22 00:53:20] Andrio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:21 towards level 59.
[02/17/22 01:02:19] io's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! io's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/22 01:20:34] Crazycatlady has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 5 days, 00:27:23 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/17/22 02:52:13] elf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:14 from level 62.
[02/17/22 03:15:58] SCSi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:16 towards level 59.
[02/17/22 03:30:49] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:20:34 towards level 59.
[02/17/22 04:00:39] herald caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:21 towards level 49.
[02/17/22 04:39:04] MistahKel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:56 towards level 57.
[02/17/22 04:41:16] kzootech caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:48 towards level 41.
[02/17/22 05:37:26] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:12 towards level 59.
[02/17/22 05:40:26] noex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:57 towards level 45.
[02/17/22 05:43:45] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:45:21 from level 63.
[02/17/22 06:09:50] freeboson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! freeboson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/22 06:53:01] Chuck found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:35:01 towards level 58.
[02/17/22 07:37:24] style had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:06:38 towards level 59.
[02/17/22 07:45:20] A_Dragon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:46:18 towards level 61.
[02/17/22 09:30:20] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:47 towards level 59.
[02/17/22 09:36:24] Omega's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Omega's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/17/22 09:58:47] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:02:05 towards level 63.
[02/17/22 10:09:51] cremefresh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:18:23 towards level 62.
[02/17/22 11:13:41] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:41 towards level 60.
[02/17/22 11:48:07] O[_] was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:21:29 from level 57.
[02/17/22 11:57:12] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:40:27 towards level 60.
[02/17/22 12:06:59] Nuae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:28:48 towards level 54.
[02/17/22 12:24:26] Andrio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:52 from level 59.
[02/17/22 12:36:31] starlink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:16:53 towards level 61.
[02/17/22 13:45:09] kline got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:47 towards level 62.
[02/17/22 13:51:10] Andrio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:04 towards level 59.
[02/17/22 13:52:22] zgrep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:34:37 towards level 56.
[02/17/22 14:27:23] Susumurata was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:52:40 towards level 52.
[02/17/22 15:27:55] "\@_ walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:01:50 from level 61.
[02/17/22 16:04:37] nawcom got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:00 towards level 58.
[02/17/22 16:13:44] gildarts was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:38:32 towards level 61.
[02/17/22 16:23:35] judahnator had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:52 towards level 52.
[02/17/22 16:54:56] MELOONi had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:20:10 towards level 60.
[02/17/22 17:00:33] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:14 towards level 62.
[02/17/22 17:04:01] sam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:24:30 from level 54.
[02/17/22 17:05:28] omero ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:04:22 from level 57.
[02/17/22 17:22:13] hdm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:27 towards level 64.
[02/17/22 17:29:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hugga's tunic! hugga's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/22 17:58:36] Wam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:50 towards level 54.
[02/17/22 18:19:19] crank found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:53:05 towards level 61.
[02/17/22 18:47:14] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:39:28 towards level 63.
[02/17/22 20:18:26] Sokar fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:48:05 from level 62.
[02/17/22 21:06:28] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:55:42 towards level 58.
[02/17/22 21:51:36] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:03:24 towards level 62.
[02/18/22 00:08:04] strife was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:13:22 from level 50.
[02/18/22 00:27:32] fizz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:43 towards level 46.
[02/18/22 00:29:42] meti was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:10:21 towards level 59.
[02/18/22 00:37:50] Ferris hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:17 towards level 35.
[02/18/22 01:31:51] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:10:00 towards level 61.
[02/18/22 04:11:59] Misza fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:32:50 from level 59.
[02/18/22 04:23:23] jaxson slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jaxson's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/18/22 05:54:56] RussellB got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:37:03 towards level 62.
[02/18/22 06:04:07] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:54:27 towards level 63.
[02/18/22 06:13:21] keepermurph bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:36 towards level 53.
[02/18/22 07:22:28] bobvador was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:32:25 towards level 60.
[02/18/22 07:26:20] Ungoliant has dealt coding_monk a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:43:49 is added to coding_monk's clock.
[02/18/22 08:02:37] KeboDK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:07 towards level 58.
[02/18/22 08:13:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on TheSilentLink's tunic! TheSilentLink's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/18/22 08:44:15] scumola bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:09:51 towards level 56.
[02/18/22 10:06:30] dwfreed was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:57:01 towards level 63.
[02/18/22 10:07:39] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:43:02 towards level 60.
[02/18/22 12:05:01] bobvador found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:05:38 towards level 60.
[02/18/22 12:06:34] VOID found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:42 towards level 53.
[02/18/22 12:54:55] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:00:19 towards level 61.
[02/18/22 13:49:02] The local wizard imbued gradator's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gradator's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/18/22 14:25:16] popey was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:27 from level 52.
[02/18/22 14:43:28] sky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:32 towards level 59.
[02/18/22 15:32:47] tsr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:31:54 from level 57.
[02/18/22 16:05:08] Carl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:01:05 from level 61.
[02/18/22 16:08:09] buzel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:42:36 from level 62.
[02/18/22 16:27:10] judahnator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:11 towards level 52.
[02/18/22 16:56:46] anarcat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:36 towards level 62.
[02/18/22 16:57:49] Chuck hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:24:58 towards level 58.
[02/18/22 17:10:04] Paganel's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Paganel's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/18/22 17:41:32] MetaNova found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:57:37 towards level 62.
[02/18/22 17:49:04] sid3windr spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sid3windr's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/18/22 18:36:00] freeboson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:34:01 towards level 59.
[02/18/22 18:46:08] Ungoliant ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:57:59 from level 55.
[02/18/22 18:48:47] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:15 towards level 56.
[02/18/22 19:43:07] yano found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:41 towards level 58.
[02/18/22 19:45:53] Centrixx hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:27:42 towards level 62.
[02/18/22 19:45:59] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:02 towards level 62.
[02/18/22 20:30:25] gradator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:41 towards level 62.
[02/18/22 20:40:19] megubyte has dealt misha a Critical Strike! 8 days, 00:06:18 is added to misha's clock.
[02/18/22 20:51:45] The local wizard imbued Wam's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wam's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/18/22 21:33:17] scumola tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:29:41 towards level 56.
[02/18/22 21:34:29] Visse was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:38:37 from level 53.
[02/18/22 21:44:22] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:28:41 from level 63.
[02/18/22 21:59:14] kline reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kline's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/18/22 23:12:04] Ungoliant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:52:38 towards level 55.
[02/18/22 23:28:08] rawgreaze bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:12:53 towards level 53.
[02/18/22 23:32:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Visse's tunic! Visse's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/22 01:00:54] ephemer0l was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:33:13 from level 42.
[02/19/22 01:04:55] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:53:15 towards level 62.
[02/19/22 02:04:23] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:38:26 towards level 62.
[02/19/22 02:09:09] sid3windr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:13:16 towards level 62.
[02/19/22 02:22:27] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:20:41 towards level 62.
[02/19/22 02:30:44] nawcom tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:38:02 towards level 58.
[02/19/22 02:45:07] Mattusmindus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:21 towards level 58.
[02/19/22 03:19:49] Sario was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:24:31 from level 48.
[02/19/22 03:55:51] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:55:36 towards level 60.
[02/19/22 04:47:26] Ferris was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:49 towards level 36.
[02/19/22 05:15:38] Wolf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:27:19 towards level 62.
[02/19/22 05:19:03] meti tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:33:03 towards level 59.
[02/19/22 05:22:04] nawcom's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! nawcom's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/22 06:14:05] herald caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:42 towards level 49.
[02/19/22 06:48:51] Ankhers found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:37:16 towards level 61.
[02/19/22 07:04:57] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:42 towards level 63.
[02/19/22 07:47:19] xbill was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:18:19 from level 62.
[02/19/22 08:54:55] golgy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:19:31 towards level 60.
[02/19/22 08:58:22] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:19 towards level 62.
[02/19/22 09:19:33] crysis ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:34:21 from level 59.
[02/19/22 10:21:45] kline met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:57:34 from level 62.
[02/19/22 10:24:24] Hex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:03 towards level 41.
[02/19/22 11:55:17] The_Decryptor caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:17:13 towards level 61.
[02/19/22 12:09:20] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:59:10 towards level 61.
[02/19/22 12:20:19] ukleinek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:21:09 from level 58.
[02/19/22 13:31:45] postikana ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:08:20 from level 57.
[02/19/22 13:34:13] brycec spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! brycec's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/22 14:13:22] munkis was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:37:43 from level 58.
[02/19/22 14:21:00] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:57:46 towards level 61.
[02/19/22 14:33:23] munkis reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! munkis's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/22 14:52:45] TimWolla had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:13:54 towards level 62.
[02/19/22 15:08:48] anarcat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:07 towards level 62.
[02/19/22 15:41:19] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:49:55 towards level 55.
[02/19/22 15:53:06] Asara hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:03 towards level 64.
[02/19/22 16:18:45] Silvanus_Betrium's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Silvanus_Betrium's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/22 16:25:34] sid3windr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:50:03 towards level 62.
[02/19/22 16:52:36] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:35:33 towards level 61.
[02/19/22 16:55:45] Svetland was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:34:27 from level 61.
[02/19/22 17:04:42] omero discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:35 towards level 57.
[02/19/22 17:29:19] Puff's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Puff's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/22 19:35:49] Ungoliant bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:00 towards level 55.
[02/19/22 19:35:55] sky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:59 towards level 59.
[02/19/22 19:52:24] JigmeDatse discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:34 towards level 58.
[02/19/22 19:54:37] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:08:11 towards level 61.
[02/19/22 20:21:51] scumola was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:26:14 towards level 56.
[02/19/22 20:31:23] Centrixx found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:43:39 towards level 62.
[02/19/22 20:44:07] tmberg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tmberg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/22 20:46:32] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:17:05 towards level 61.
[02/19/22 20:56:25] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:49:21 towards level 60.
[02/19/22 21:19:26] Yuhno discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:50:59 towards level 62.
[02/19/22 22:12:45] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:37:33 from level 60.
[02/19/22 22:33:43] d4n13L has dealt Pinkman a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:31:21 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[02/19/22 22:53:26] strife discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:26 towards level 50.
[02/20/22 00:34:01] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:24:41 towards level 62.
[02/20/22 01:07:32] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:42:39 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 02:21:16] Theleveler caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:20:10 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 03:06:27] meti found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:17:42 towards level 59.
[02/20/22 03:07:27] drahthaar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:21 towards level 62.
[02/20/22 03:34:02] omero was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:38 towards level 57.
[02/20/22 03:47:14] Destruia found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:18:58 towards level 60.
[02/20/22 03:59:37] dxrt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:25:08 towards level 54.
[02/20/22 04:27:00] MELOONi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:37 towards level 60.
[02/20/22 05:00:57] sheu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:25 towards level 63.
[02/20/22 05:16:48] Russell discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:14:52 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 05:20:42] Bolded was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:03 from level 49.
[02/20/22 05:28:04] Chuck caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:50:47 towards level 58.
[02/20/22 06:06:31] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:23:29 towards level 56.
[02/20/22 06:08:07] buzel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:17:21 from level 62.
[02/20/22 06:30:08] jjasghar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:03:57 towards level 58.
[02/20/22 07:10:53] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:50:07 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 08:42:13] ToHellWithGA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:57:14 towards level 63.
[02/20/22 08:44:22] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:26:38 towards level 62.
[02/20/22 08:53:09] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:11 towards level 62.
[02/20/22 09:08:39] nya was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:59:30 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 10:36:17] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:49:07 from level 61.
[02/20/22 10:56:27] damyan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:49 towards level 60.
[02/20/22 11:16:48] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:07:05 towards level 62.
[02/20/22 11:32:06] Angelina was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:01 from level 51.
[02/20/22 11:41:13] Ralle ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:25:08 from level 48.
[02/20/22 12:11:25] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:41:20 from level 60.
[02/20/22 12:19:50] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:07:07 towards level 52.
[02/20/22 13:25:35] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:59:38 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 13:30:05] CrashOverride tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:46 towards level 63.
[02/20/22 13:53:13] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:01 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 15:07:51] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:51:18 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 15:11:34] eising was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:25:55 towards level 62.
[02/20/22 15:30:44] sbp was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:28:36 from level 56.
[02/20/22 17:23:55] CrashOverride got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:05 towards level 63.
[02/20/22 17:26:50] Chuck found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:58:14 towards level 58.
[02/20/22 17:31:36] Yuhno found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:30 towards level 62.
[02/20/22 18:05:21] DefiantN was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:24 towards level 47.
[02/20/22 18:39:20] Feltharell found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:21 towards level 53.
[02/20/22 18:58:33] popey reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! popey's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/20/22 19:19:21] MetaNova was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:10:44 towards level 62.
[02/20/22 19:20:30] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:13 towards level 45.
[02/20/22 20:10:10] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:32 towards level 60.
[02/20/22 21:27:09] JigmeDatse bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:46:26 towards level 59.
[02/20/22 22:13:30] herald has dealt golgy a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:49:04 is added to golgy's clock.
[02/20/22 23:29:54] laama was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:50:04 from level 62.
[02/21/22 00:18:22] xbill slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! xbill's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/21/22 00:31:52] Fenrik met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:14:51 from level 61.
[02/21/22 00:40:18] Bolded burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Bolded's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/21/22 02:21:11] xbill ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:47 from level 62.
[02/21/22 02:24:02] omero was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:10 towards level 57.
[02/21/22 04:22:47] CornFly has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:48:50 is added to Abe's clock.
[02/21/22 05:19:29] EddieT137 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:39:38 towards level 52.
[02/21/22 05:45:50] rawgreaze was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:28:32 from level 53.
[02/21/22 06:01:16] _sh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! _sh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/21/22 06:01:19] Kurenai was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:30:03 from level 48.
[02/21/22 06:21:10] Lnk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:50 towards level 63.
[02/21/22 07:19:33] cremefresh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:31 towards level 62.
[02/21/22 07:32:08] Khorne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:49:27 towards level 62.
[02/21/22 07:47:49] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:44:10 towards level 61.
[02/21/22 07:49:49] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/21/22 08:26:23] jaxson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:06 towards level 60.
[02/21/22 08:41:23] Khorne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:40:17 towards level 62.
[02/21/22 09:25:26] style ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:47:11 from level 59.
[02/21/22 09:38:50] texke found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:56:52 towards level 62.
[02/21/22 09:41:53] Yarosh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Yarosh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/21/22 09:52:10] scumola was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:43:12 from level 56.
[02/21/22 10:37:12] io was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:10 towards level 63.
[02/21/22 11:06:33] SirBummelz was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:21 from level 49.
[02/21/22 11:10:21] dxrt hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:44:45 towards level 54.
[02/21/22 11:13:22] RussellB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:33 towards level 62.
[02/21/22 11:17:10] jjasghar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:30:23 from level 58.
[02/21/22 11:20:08] tswsl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:55:12 from level 62.
[02/21/22 11:34:20] blackroot burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! blackroot's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/21/22 11:49:35] The local wizard imbued hugga's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hugga's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/21/22 12:01:31] Asara bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:48:54 towards level 64.
[02/21/22 12:50:27] krin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:10 towards level 61.
[02/21/22 12:55:04] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:53:31 towards level 61.
[02/21/22 13:13:04] Russell found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:27:12 towards level 61.
[02/21/22 14:38:00] sbp was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:23:11 from level 56.
[02/21/22 14:47:20] ephemer0l walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:11:31 from level 43.
[02/21/22 15:28:40] hax404 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:52:33 towards level 61.
[02/21/22 15:38:24] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:36 towards level 62.
[02/21/22 16:13:42] bobvador ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:22:17 from level 60.
[02/21/22 16:21:37] coding_monk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:25:57 towards level 58.
[02/21/22 16:44:30] Yarosh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:38:24 towards level 61.
[02/21/22 17:05:16] heisenbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:37 towards level 63.
[02/21/22 17:29:23] Paganel has dealt bananaboat a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:48:09 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/21/22 18:38:06] GyrosGeier was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:51 towards level 60.
[02/21/22 20:20:42] Covid-19 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:52 towards level 60.
[02/21/22 21:52:45] Psilocybe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:34 towards level 61.
[02/21/22 22:08:24] Tenorman was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:36:27 from level 60.
[02/21/22 22:33:56] Pinkman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:15:21 towards level 54.
[02/21/22 23:44:27] adamus1red's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! adamus1red's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/22/22 00:33:13] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:50 towards level 64.
[02/22/22 01:15:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nyuszika7h's tunic! nyuszika7h's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/22 01:34:45] Puff bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:52:24 towards level 62.
[02/22/22 03:29:40] gradator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:05:22 towards level 63.
[02/22/22 03:40:15] ShiaLabeouf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ShiaLabeouf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/22 04:35:19] scumola bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:26:24 towards level 56.
[02/22/22 05:11:02] io was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:45:17 towards level 63.
[02/22/22 05:53:01] Misza fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:32:36 from level 59.
[02/22/22 06:15:05] Yuhno was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:46:57 towards level 62.
[02/22/22 06:21:18] GyrosGeier was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:14 towards level 60.
[02/22/22 07:36:51] zgrep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:23:07 towards level 56.
[02/22/22 07:47:17] SCSi's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SCSi's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/22 07:50:02] tsr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:24 towards level 57.
[02/22/22 08:16:52] fattrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 01:50:08 towards level 62.
[02/22/22 08:25:09] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:19:29 towards level 57.
[02/22/22 08:35:14] canton7 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:54 towards level 60.
[02/22/22 08:36:59] Nysdar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:16:45 towards level 61.
[02/22/22 08:39:11] Theleveler met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:34:50 from level 61.
[02/22/22 08:44:51] TheSilentLink had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:40:38 towards level 58.
[02/22/22 08:58:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ion's tunic! ion's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/22 09:01:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ShiaLabeouf's tunic! ShiaLabeouf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/22 09:39:59] Omega was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:56:33 towards level 46.
[02/22/22 09:49:19] Makhno found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:35:03 towards level 57.
[02/22/22 10:00:05] Chuck burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Chuck's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/22/22 10:27:43] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:13:33 towards level 60.
[02/22/22 11:18:10] MistahKel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:19:40 towards level 58.
[02/22/22 11:46:35] blackroot was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:41:08 from level 60.
[02/22/22 12:10:18] Jens had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:07:45 towards level 60.
[02/22/22 12:15:14] krin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:09 towards level 61.
[02/22/22 13:33:03] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:44:50 towards level 61.
[02/22/22 14:10:50] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:01 towards level 59.
[02/22/22 14:38:39] VonToutCourt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:46:09 towards level 60.
[02/22/22 14:40:57] Paganel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:17:57 towards level 62.
[02/22/22 15:16:44] Disruptor found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:48 towards level 58.
[02/22/22 15:19:06] buyoq's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! buyoq's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/22 15:20:48] sheu's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sheu's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/22 15:30:50] blackroot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:09:03 towards level 60.
[02/22/22 15:35:18] Alys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:21 towards level 55.
[02/22/22 15:46:27] tmberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:46:26 towards level 60.
[02/22/22 17:27:49] Hex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:19 towards level 43.
[02/22/22 17:45:17] jayvee was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:53:28 from level 62.
[02/22/22 18:41:21] nyuszika7h's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nyuszika7h's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/22 18:50:16] buzel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:57:35 towards level 62.
[02/22/22 19:03:57] el walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:51:17 from level 61.
[02/22/22 19:06:15] Destruia caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:31:32 towards level 60.
[02/22/22 19:13:41] Visse was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:06:04 from level 53.
[02/22/22 19:19:48] Tangles was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:40 towards level 57.
[02/22/22 19:30:29] freeboson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:31:42 from level 59.
[02/22/22 19:51:16] MistahKel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:06:45 from level 58.
[02/22/22 19:58:14] fattrat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 13:33:16 from level 62.
[02/22/22 20:10:40] Covid-19 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:26 towards level 60.
[02/22/22 20:28:04] Forud found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:07:31 towards level 60.
[02/22/22 21:43:18] buyoq ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:05:58 from level 59.
[02/22/22 21:48:04] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:51 towards level 60.
[02/22/22 21:55:41] kzootech was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:45 from level 43.
[02/22/22 22:06:05] Platonides got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:03:29 from level 60.
[02/22/22 22:07:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on HeavyPodda's tunic! HeavyPodda's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/22 22:26:54] Svetland reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Svetland's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/22 22:49:23] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:50:37 towards level 62.
[02/22/22 23:17:22] Tenedos discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:04:34 towards level 58.
[02/22/22 23:40:38] eising hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:03:42 towards level 62.
[02/23/22 01:24:45] allo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:05 towards level 62.
[02/23/22 01:29:34] Sorin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:20:45 towards level 57.
[02/23/22 01:30:40] Lord255 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:40 towards level 63.
[02/23/22 01:38:26] crysis was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:26:22 from level 59.
[02/23/22 02:03:40] Ungoliant ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:35:43 from level 55.
[02/23/22 02:12:33] Ungoliant got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:24 towards level 55.
[02/23/22 02:18:16] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:11:49 towards level 58.
[02/23/22 02:31:48] Alys slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Alys's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/23/22 03:51:45] _sh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:25:42 from level 62.
[02/23/22 04:20:49] nyuszika7h was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:56:30 towards level 62.
[02/23/22 04:24:05] Techman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:11:38 towards level 62.
[02/23/22 04:58:08] Silvanus_Betrium was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:51 from level 60.
[02/23/22 05:02:05] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:30 towards level 59.
[02/23/22 05:08:55] O[_] reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! O[_]'s shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/23/22 05:23:06] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:40 towards level 57.
[02/23/22 06:33:46] cadfael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:48 towards level 54.
[02/23/22 07:02:42] texke discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:12 towards level 62.
[02/23/22 08:10:28] gildarts was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:00:48 towards level 61.
[02/23/22 08:14:07] kline tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:05:35 towards level 62.
[02/23/22 08:19:17] kinus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:42 towards level 53.
[02/23/22 08:23:03] Sorin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:26:23 towards level 57.
[02/23/22 08:33:11] Kazador hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:32 towards level 25.
[02/23/22 08:47:59] gildarts got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:05:42 towards level 61.
[02/23/22 09:17:15] hax404 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:59 towards level 61.
[02/23/22 09:39:11] yano found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:16:15 towards level 59.
[02/23/22 10:38:32] ephemer0l was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:43 towards level 43.
[02/23/22 10:59:30] yano bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:47:56 towards level 59.
[02/23/22 11:23:26] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:44:59 towards level 58.
[02/23/22 11:33:59] el gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:13 towards level 61.
[02/23/22 11:59:15] pfoley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:45 towards level 59.
[02/23/22 12:11:32] buyoq ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:44:57 from level 59.
[02/23/22 12:32:40] el was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:21 towards level 61.
[02/23/22 12:44:33] talisein ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:55:44 from level 62.
[02/23/22 12:59:08] Syloq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:31:39 towards level 61.
[02/23/22 14:15:35] buyoq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:42 towards level 59.
[02/23/22 14:58:00] jayvee was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:07:36 towards level 62.
[02/23/22 15:14:55] _sh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:25:31 towards level 62.
[02/23/22 15:22:38] Ferris caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:04 towards level 39.
[02/23/22 15:53:07] Acolarh has dealt yNos a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:39:45 is added to yNos's clock.
[02/23/22 16:03:39] judahnator ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:34:25 from level 53.
[02/23/22 17:46:14] Wam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:22 towards level 54.
[02/23/22 18:17:27] Sherpard2 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:34:29 towards level 62.
[02/23/22 18:19:54] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:06:28 towards level 63.
[02/23/22 18:28:20] Wolf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:17:38 towards level 62.
[02/23/22 18:33:39] Chuck was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:23:07 towards level 58.
[02/23/22 18:46:26] DefiantN tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:34 towards level 47.
[02/23/22 19:13:55] rs found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:11:57 towards level 58.
[02/23/22 19:18:56] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:04:32 towards level 63.
[02/23/22 20:40:38] tswsl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:06:11 towards level 63.
[02/23/22 20:48:07] jjasghar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:06:51 towards level 58.
[02/23/22 20:59:41] Carl burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Carl's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/23/22 21:59:37] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:15 towards level 60.
[02/23/22 22:36:58] pants found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:39:33 towards level 62.
[02/23/22 22:45:26] The local wizard imbued gildarts's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gildarts's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/24/22 00:07:53] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:30:44 towards level 60.
[02/24/22 02:57:49] Theleveler found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:36 towards level 61.
[02/24/22 03:00:44] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:31 towards level 56.
[02/24/22 03:11:59] VonToutCourt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:45:37 towards level 60.
[02/24/22 03:27:22] Omega's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Omega's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/24/22 03:51:21] thornrag met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:32:43 from level 61.
[02/24/22 04:16:13] rawgreaze was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:55 towards level 53.
[02/24/22 04:25:03] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:41 towards level 62.
[02/24/22 05:11:54] kptr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:51 from level 62.
[02/24/22 05:58:00] Syloq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:11:39 towards level 61.
[02/24/22 06:54:46] aqsd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:33:56 from level 60.
[02/24/22 07:03:36] Puff has dealt zifnab06 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:10:48 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[02/24/22 07:08:09] pyre found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:48 towards level 62.
[02/24/22 07:38:00] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:18 towards level 61.
[02/24/22 07:53:09] Tangles was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:23 towards level 57.
[02/24/22 08:29:06] Svetland got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:51:31 towards level 61.
[02/24/22 08:43:51] bobvador was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:44:37 towards level 60.
[02/24/22 09:35:27] talisein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:09:59 towards level 62.
[02/24/22 09:40:03] hdm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:36:57 towards level 65.
[02/24/22 10:22:11] golgy's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! golgy's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/24/22 10:50:58] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:52:41 towards level 61.
[02/24/22 10:53:52] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:24 towards level 48.
[02/24/22 11:06:21] sheu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:45:27 towards level 63.
[02/24/22 13:42:46] meti found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:45:08 towards level 59.
[02/24/22 13:43:55] Drin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:10:03 towards level 58.
[02/24/22 14:46:21] signofzeta has dealt Forud a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:28:06 is added to Forud's clock.
[02/24/22 15:21:02] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:54 towards level 60.
[02/24/22 15:58:15] Primetime was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:38 towards level 43.
[02/24/22 19:35:32] Feltharell caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:19 towards level 53.
[02/24/22 19:55:27] TimWolla found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:22 towards level 62.
[02/24/22 21:03:04] allo walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:16:42 from level 62.
[02/24/22 22:04:41] CornFly fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:06:54 from level 60.
[02/24/22 22:06:05] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:07:54 towards level 62.
[02/24/22 22:58:12] starlink reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! starlink's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/24/22 23:01:40] Centrixx was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:53 from level 62.
[02/24/22 23:04:07] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:53:36 towards level 61.
[02/24/22 23:12:12] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:01:04 towards level 63.
[02/25/22 00:39:14] blabber was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:02 towards level 60.
[02/25/22 00:46:00] bsleep tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:03 towards level 58.
[02/25/22 01:37:55] nyuszika7h was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:17:29 from level 62.
[02/25/22 02:02:05] damyan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! damyan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/25/22 02:20:41] womblecat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:26:59 from level 56.
[02/25/22 02:22:06] Acolarh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:39 towards level 61.
[02/25/22 02:27:22] Tangles fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:15:13 from level 57.
[02/25/22 03:42:55] sid3windr's charm ate a bolt of lightning! sid3windr's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/25/22 03:48:49] brycec was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:05 towards level 59.
[02/25/22 03:53:47] krin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:59:02 towards level 62.
[02/25/22 03:56:45] tsr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:17 towards level 57.
[02/25/22 04:23:56] Yarosh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:40:12 towards level 61.
[02/25/22 04:41:32] Psilocybe was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:02 from level 61.
[02/25/22 04:53:29] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:21 towards level 59.
[02/25/22 05:11:05] KindOne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:05:28 towards level 59.
[02/25/22 05:31:54] nawcom found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:35 towards level 58.
[02/25/22 05:52:56] damyan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:28:49 towards level 61.
[02/25/22 06:14:03] canton7 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:29:13 from level 60.
[02/25/22 06:19:19] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:37:38 towards level 61.
[02/25/22 06:27:38] JigmeDatse found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:00:14 towards level 59.
[02/25/22 08:27:50] blabber ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:29:15 from level 60.
[02/25/22 08:47:31] Yuhno was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:24 towards level 62.
[02/25/22 08:59:03] V was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:49 towards level 62.
[02/25/22 09:18:41] Cirdan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:51:45 towards level 62.
[02/25/22 09:52:42] tsr slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! tsr's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/25/22 10:31:05] Ferris was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:23:12 from level 40.
[02/25/22 10:45:55] Kazador walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:32 from level 31.
[02/25/22 10:50:11] Drin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:58 towards level 58.
[02/25/22 11:19:26] Melon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:40 towards level 53.
[02/25/22 11:28:28] iiriix got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:05:52 from level 61.
[02/25/22 11:38:42] strife was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:30:41 from level 51.
[02/25/22 11:43:34] Covid-19 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:12 towards level 60.
[02/25/22 13:17:09] Mattusmindus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:31:15 towards level 59.
[02/25/22 13:22:31] zbe's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zbe's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/25/22 13:38:59] herald was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:55:43 from level 50.
[02/25/22 13:51:16] vegadark hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:03:10 towards level 63.
[02/25/22 15:38:51] Cirdan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:43:07 from level 62.
[02/25/22 16:20:45] anarcat's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! anarcat's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/25/22 17:15:44] zifnab06 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:18 towards level 56.
[02/25/22 17:35:42] Destruia walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:55:18 from level 60.
[02/25/22 19:02:45] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:56 towards level 59.
[02/25/22 19:41:46] Makhno found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:55:50 towards level 57.
[02/25/22 19:54:03] Cirdan's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Cirdan's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/25/22 19:56:42] Algernon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:51:41 towards level 60.
[02/25/22 20:03:35] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:04:11 towards level 60.
[02/25/22 20:05:56] iiriix got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:34:58 towards level 61.
[02/25/22 20:50:28] meti found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:48 towards level 59.
[02/25/22 21:01:00] RussellB has dealt BastelBot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:03:46 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[02/25/22 21:11:53] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:42 towards level 61.
[02/25/22 21:17:12] bobvador ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:42:45 from level 60.
[02/25/22 21:22:46] scumola caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:42 towards level 56.
[02/25/22 21:30:17] BastelBot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:58 towards level 61.
[02/25/22 22:58:18] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:12 towards level 61.
[02/25/22 23:12:24] The local wizard imbued talisein's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! talisein's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/25/22 23:34:19] MetaNova had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:04:56 towards level 62.
[02/25/22 23:35:31] Tenorman's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Tenorman's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/22 00:09:37] style found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:53:16 towards level 60.
[02/26/22 00:23:13] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:40 towards level 63.
[02/26/22 00:43:16] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:15:07 towards level 62.
[02/26/22 00:57:56] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:35:03 towards level 63.
[02/26/22 01:28:58] GyrosGeier found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:00 towards level 60.
[02/26/22 02:37:03] Haqur was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:08:11 towards level 50.
[02/26/22 03:33:44] Theleveler's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Theleveler's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/22 04:00:49] t3chn0 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:35:48 from level 61.
[02/26/22 04:04:29] canton7 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:39 towards level 60.
[02/26/22 04:15:25] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:08:04 towards level 63.
[02/26/22 04:26:36] Reilly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:14:07 towards level 57.
[02/26/22 04:41:33] pyre burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pyre's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/26/22 05:02:59] rs caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:59:16 towards level 58.
[02/26/22 05:19:59] Ankhers met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:06:48 from level 61.
[02/26/22 05:27:27] buyoq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:48 towards level 59.
[02/26/22 05:43:15] BastelBot was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:52:48 from level 61.
[02/26/22 06:13:45] Russell met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:23:50 from level 61.
[02/26/22 06:46:52] Melon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:59 towards level 53.
[02/26/22 08:05:20] dxrt was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:26:56 from level 54.
[02/26/22 08:11:54] spex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:34:57 towards level 61.
[02/26/22 08:35:46] fstrelok was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:11 from level 31.
[02/26/22 08:39:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cirdan's tunic! Cirdan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/22 09:23:01] Neil burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Neil's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/26/22 09:57:44] aqsd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:31 towards level 60.
[02/26/22 10:16:27] spex's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! spex's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/22 10:57:41] Pinkman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:12 towards level 54.
[02/26/22 11:02:57] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:31:05 towards level 56.
[02/26/22 11:13:43] postikana ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:08:44 from level 57.
[02/26/22 11:45:10] VonToutCourt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:18:57 towards level 60.
[02/26/22 12:19:03] Omega bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:56 towards level 47.
[02/26/22 12:34:21] ToHellWithGA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:26:33 towards level 63.
[02/26/22 12:43:38] fstrelok found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:07 towards level 31.
[02/26/22 14:00:29] drahthaar fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:33:16 from level 63.
[02/26/22 14:28:14] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:46 towards level 56.
[02/26/22 14:39:28] Sherpard2 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:44 towards level 62.
[02/26/22 14:43:44] Acolarh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:42 towards level 61.
[02/26/22 14:49:33] Covid-19 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:23 towards level 60.
[02/26/22 15:01:30] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:34 towards level 57.
[02/26/22 15:09:04] spex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:34:44 towards level 61.
[02/26/22 16:48:03] yNos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:14:06 towards level 54.
[02/26/22 18:18:10] Reilly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:00:46 towards level 57.
[02/26/22 18:45:37] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:36:07 towards level 60.
[02/26/22 18:56:27] talisein got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:27:12 from level 62.
[02/26/22 19:02:37] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:06:42 towards level 63.
[02/26/22 19:25:20] CompanionCube reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CompanionCube's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/22 19:44:15] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:24:45 towards level 62.
[02/26/22 19:52:20] thornrag caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:43 towards level 61.
[02/26/22 20:24:05] Togra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:28:35 from level 60.
[02/26/22 20:25:29] krin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:57:34 towards level 62.
[02/26/22 20:31:21] Misza was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:00:18 from level 60.
[02/26/22 20:41:20] Acolarh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:33 towards level 61.
[02/26/22 21:46:47] Acolarh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:01 towards level 61.
[02/26/22 21:56:10] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:47 towards level 60.
[02/26/22 22:55:46] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:17:42 towards level 60.
[02/26/22 23:00:44] Disruptor found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:52 towards level 58.
[02/26/22 23:12:53] CrashOverride burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CrashOverride's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/27/22 00:20:04] tmberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:32:44 towards level 60.
[02/27/22 00:45:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CrashOverride's tunic! CrashOverride's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/22 00:55:48] ChowderKeg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:01:59 towards level 63.
[02/27/22 00:56:33] pitchshifter found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:31 towards level 46.
[02/27/22 03:07:53] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:47 towards level 53.
[02/27/22 03:21:37] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:03:36 towards level 60.
[02/27/22 03:25:17] t3chn0 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:42:56 from level 61.
[02/27/22 05:12:49] thatmint fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:57:13 from level 46.
[02/27/22 07:11:50] judahnator found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:45:50 towards level 53.
[02/27/22 07:18:58] Bluedog's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Bluedog's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/22 07:35:09] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:28:26 towards level 60.
[02/27/22 08:19:29] Misza was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:15:37 from level 60.
[02/27/22 08:28:34] Centrixx had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:46:38 towards level 62.
[02/27/22 09:52:41] jjasghar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:03 towards level 58.
[02/27/22 09:58:23] Ferris's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ferris's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/22 10:29:25] gegenschein has dealt Alarien a Critical Strike! 7 days, 11:53:21 is added to Alarien's clock.
[02/27/22 10:34:50] Chuck was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:47 towards level 58.
[02/27/22 11:00:46] VOID's charm ate a bolt of lightning! VOID's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/22 11:23:02] yano spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! yano's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/27/22 11:52:22] tswsl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tswsl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/22 12:52:09] Tenedos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:40:59 towards level 58.
[02/27/22 13:06:33] munkis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:41 towards level 58.
[02/27/22 13:19:27] laama burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! laama's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/27/22 13:20:33] CompanionCube found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:16:16 towards level 63.
[02/27/22 13:30:41] gradator discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:18:37 towards level 63.
[02/27/22 16:46:52] Koffa was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:28:10 from level 61.
[02/27/22 16:47:19] Forud was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:29:20 from level 60.
[02/27/22 17:06:17] talisein was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:32 towards level 62.
[02/27/22 17:12:20] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:56:35 towards level 62.
[02/27/22 17:36:21] postikana caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:11:57 towards level 57.
[02/27/22 18:39:16] signofzeta has dealt kzootech a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:58:38 is added to kzootech's clock.
[02/27/22 18:55:49] gildarts's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gildarts's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/22 21:00:17] vegadark was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:02:12 from level 63.
[02/27/22 21:55:01] Theleveler hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:52 towards level 61.
[02/27/22 22:10:50] golgy was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:01:59 from level 60.
[02/27/22 22:28:09] Primetime was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:10 towards level 44.
[02/27/22 22:49:04] laama was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:10 towards level 62.
[02/27/22 23:29:21] Khorne was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:53:56 from level 62.
[02/27/22 23:29:24] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:40 towards level 61.
[02/28/22 00:09:26] sky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:58:20 towards level 60.
[02/28/22 00:47:12] Techman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:37:12 towards level 62.
[02/28/22 00:50:04] spex was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:01:04 from level 61.
[02/28/22 01:46:17] omero was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:33:42 from level 58.
[02/28/22 02:11:08] V has dealt jjasghar a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:40:37 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[02/28/22 02:56:52] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:25 towards level 62.
[02/28/22 03:17:54] Lnk met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:19:02 from level 64.
[02/28/22 03:32:18] damyan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:28:46 from level 61.
[02/28/22 03:34:16] Ankhers was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:59:09 towards level 61.
[02/28/22 03:49:40] herald found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:40 towards level 51.
[02/28/22 03:50:31] Lord255 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:29:29 from level 64.
[02/28/22 04:12:20] Svetland found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:04:58 towards level 61.
[02/28/22 04:23:12] tsr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:42:16 towards level 58.
[02/28/22 06:10:43] tmberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:42:55 towards level 60.
[02/28/22 06:31:13] Lnk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:12:33 from level 64.
[02/28/22 06:32:25] SSLbits got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:55 towards level 41.
[02/28/22 07:16:40] Sario's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Sario's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/28/22 07:36:20] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:03 towards level 57.
[02/28/22 07:58:24] Misza got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:28:46 from level 60.
[02/28/22 09:38:25] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:09:39 towards level 58.
[02/28/22 09:48:00] JigmeDatse got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:22:37 towards level 59.
[02/28/22 10:24:55] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:23 towards level 61.
[02/28/22 10:33:12] Andrio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:45:59 towards level 60.
[02/28/22 10:44:02] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:01:13 towards level 62.
[02/28/22 11:15:04] Lord255 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:01:10 towards level 64.
[02/28/22 11:31:59] sheu spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sheu's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/28/22 11:32:47] sbp's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! sbp's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/28/22 11:33:35] Primetime hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:04 towards level 44.
[02/28/22 11:35:17] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:06:29 towards level 63.
[02/28/22 11:43:37] Pinkman was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:12 from level 54.
[02/28/22 11:44:37] Wolf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:14:40 from level 62.
[02/28/22 11:58:27] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:47:13 towards level 62.
[02/28/22 12:25:08] TimWolla tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:58:11 towards level 63.
[02/28/22 12:41:59] Andrio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:54:09 towards level 60.
[02/28/22 12:57:23] The_Decryptor's charm ate a bolt of lightning! The_Decryptor's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/28/22 13:24:28] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:20 towards level 61.
[02/28/22 14:09:21] mordac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:05:27 towards level 62.
[02/28/22 16:08:35] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:47:47 towards level 59.
[02/28/22 16:32:07] sky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:17:13 towards level 60.
[02/28/22 17:05:57] BastelBot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:03 towards level 61.
[02/28/22 18:05:06] Primetime got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:06 towards level 44.
[02/28/22 18:49:36] Mattusmindus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:51:29 towards level 59.
[02/28/22 18:59:47] fizz ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:03:40 from level 48.
[02/28/22 19:03:24] Thorael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:28:28 towards level 62.
[02/28/22 19:14:53] Hirion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:21:56 towards level 61.
[02/28/22 19:38:00] sky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:14:09 towards level 60.
[02/28/22 19:38:36] omero was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:59:23 towards level 58.
[02/28/22 20:12:33] CrashOverride found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:19:26 towards level 64.
[02/28/22 20:55:21] CodeGeek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:02:51 from level 61.
[02/28/22 21:19:19] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:13:49 towards level 61.
[02/28/22 21:32:36] Mattusmindus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:03:29 towards level 59.
[02/28/22 21:41:44] SirBummelz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:12 towards level 50.
[02/28/22 23:18:31] allo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:34:25 from level 63.
[02/28/22 23:28:39] Syloq was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:54:49 towards level 61.
[03/01/22 00:10:18] blackroot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:51:43 towards level 60.
[03/01/22 00:48:04] Togra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:45:01 towards level 60.
[03/01/22 00:54:12] BUSY discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:36 towards level 58.
[03/01/22 01:51:58] kptr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:09:58 from level 63.
[03/01/22 01:53:02] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:02:12 towards level 58.
[03/01/22 02:07:04] t3chn0 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:01:39 towards level 61.
[03/01/22 02:07:50] Disruptor's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Disruptor's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/22 02:23:16] EddieT137 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:54:34 from level 53.
[03/01/22 02:32:30] ShiaLabeouf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:17:22 towards level 56.
[03/01/22 02:54:51] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:50:04 from level 60.
[03/01/22 03:06:00] Andrio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:15:33 towards level 60.
[03/01/22 03:43:28] Covid-19 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:08:03 towards level 61.
[03/01/22 04:27:36] washclof met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:55:55 from level 63.
[03/01/22 04:55:03] nawcom bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:38:58 towards level 59.
[03/01/22 05:16:20] soltys has dealt cremefresh a Critical Strike! 4 days, 21:27:36 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[03/01/22 05:19:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on A_Dragon's tunic! A_Dragon's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/22 05:59:51] herald ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:03:52 from level 51.
[03/01/22 06:03:10] Techman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:42:35 towards level 62.
[03/01/22 06:50:28] Ecko hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:24 towards level 48.
[03/01/22 08:05:50] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:12 towards level 65.
[03/01/22 08:20:07] ion burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ion's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/01/22 08:39:48] nyuszika7h's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nyuszika7h's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/22 08:54:29] vegadark caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:39:09 towards level 63.
[03/01/22 09:07:56] BUSY ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:26:04 from level 59.
[03/01/22 09:28:30] hdm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:47:12 from level 65.
[03/01/22 10:13:36] Nechayev gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:53 towards level 59.
[03/01/22 10:41:35] signofzeta found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:38 towards level 54.
[03/01/22 10:58:08] Ralle was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:26:22 from level 49.
[03/01/22 11:16:17] The local wizard imbued zgrep's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zgrep's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/22 11:18:15] Nysdar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:13:19 towards level 61.
[03/01/22 11:54:25] MetaNova was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:35:44 from level 62.
[03/01/22 12:08:43] _sh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:33:52 from level 62.
[03/01/22 13:15:04] Forud hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:11:07 towards level 60.
[03/01/22 13:46:39] xbill was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:49:27 from level 63.
[03/01/22 13:56:47] Algernon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:07:58 towards level 60.
[03/01/22 15:06:39] ukleinek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ukleinek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/22 15:06:42] buyoq got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:46 from level 59.
[03/01/22 15:10:58] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:56:02 from level 60.
[03/01/22 16:16:45] buyoq's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! buyoq's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/22 16:28:53] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:25:06 towards level 61.
[03/01/22 17:20:21] MELOONi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:04 towards level 60.
[03/01/22 18:06:57] The local wizard imbued Ankhers's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Ankhers's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/22 18:25:21] crysis met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:39:11 from level 59.
[03/01/22 18:29:52] sid3windr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:09 towards level 62.
[03/01/22 19:56:51] TauPan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:07 towards level 56.
[03/01/22 21:24:50] O[_] was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:40:00 from level 58.
[03/01/22 22:43:27] Arch was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:52:46 from level 59.
[03/02/22 00:20:49] Psilocybe's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Psilocybe's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/02/22 00:25:44] ShiaLabeouf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:54:26 towards level 56.
[03/02/22 01:00:52] Paganel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:43 towards level 62.
[03/02/22 02:05:40] Nechayev was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:35 towards level 59.
[03/02/22 02:05:52] Syloq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:52:57 towards level 61.
[03/02/22 02:16:42] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:51 towards level 63.
[03/02/22 03:26:02] golgy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:00 towards level 60.
[03/02/22 04:20:29] tsr ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:13:31 from level 58.
[03/02/22 04:20:41] jayvee had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:03:49 towards level 62.
[03/02/22 04:40:23] Sorin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:28 towards level 57.
[03/02/22 04:41:45] allo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:44:08 towards level 63.
[03/02/22 04:43:27] jayvee was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:53:50 from level 62.
[03/02/22 05:37:01] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:11 towards level 62.
[03/02/22 06:12:41] BUSY found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:48:21 towards level 59.
[03/02/22 06:26:14] Lnk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:48:39 from level 64.
[03/02/22 06:51:46] tmberg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:46:28 from level 60.
[03/02/22 06:55:08] sheu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:17 towards level 63.
[03/02/22 07:44:16] yNos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:44:55 towards level 54.
[03/02/22 07:47:50] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:23:22 towards level 60.
[03/02/22 08:22:07] buzel ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:44:09 from level 62.
[03/02/22 08:28:41] Ralle caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:20 towards level 49.
[03/02/22 08:42:02] RussellB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:12 towards level 62.
[03/02/22 08:50:24] Ecko's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Ecko's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/02/22 09:38:33] "\@_'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! "\@_'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/02/22 11:02:19] vegadark hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:44 towards level 63.
[03/02/22 11:28:41] Hirion's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Hirion's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/02/22 11:50:28] rs was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:13 towards level 58.
[03/02/22 13:15:28] Haqur got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:24 towards level 50.
[03/02/22 13:53:41] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:32:02 towards level 61.
[03/02/22 14:18:38] Techman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:53:05 towards level 62.
[03/02/22 14:41:48] Puff was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:04:59 towards level 62.
[03/02/22 15:15:49] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:03 towards level 60.
[03/02/22 16:38:47] misha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:02:12 towards level 62.
[03/02/22 17:18:49] Sokar was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:16:26 from level 62.
[03/02/22 18:11:25] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on d4n13L's tunic! d4n13L's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/02/22 18:31:37] JigmeDatse got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:19:28 towards level 59.
[03/02/22 19:50:37] Kazador got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:05 towards level 36.
[03/02/22 20:16:55] Nysdar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:36:04 towards level 61.
[03/02/22 20:44:03] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:06 towards level 60.
[03/02/22 21:10:53] gildarts was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:41:17 from level 61.
[03/02/22 21:59:47] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:38:14 towards level 61.
[03/02/22 22:06:51] Nuae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:31 towards level 55.
[03/03/22 00:13:22] MadMan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:42 towards level 61.
[03/03/22 00:56:40] BastelBot ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:45:36 from level 61.
[03/03/22 01:09:48] xbill got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:37:27 towards level 63.
[03/03/22 01:22:04] womblecat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:42 towards level 56.
[03/03/22 02:03:20] talisein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:24 towards level 62.
[03/03/22 02:16:08] adamus1red found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:37 towards level 61.
[03/03/22 02:22:30] Bluedog was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:33 towards level 61.
[03/03/22 02:23:45] signofzeta's charm ate a bolt of lightning! signofzeta's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/22 02:33:32] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:23 towards level 42.
[03/03/22 02:36:42] zbe was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:19:45 from level 63.
[03/03/22 02:49:06] Lnk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Lnk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/22 03:36:05] Ferris ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:03:24 from level 42.
[03/03/22 03:59:05] Bluedog has dealt meti a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:52:07 is added to meti's clock.
[03/03/22 04:02:57] Reilly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:15:46 towards level 57.
[03/03/22 04:35:50] Khorne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:49:52 towards level 62.
[03/03/22 05:15:04] omero was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:06:29 from level 58.
[03/03/22 05:41:40] Visse ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:50:40 from level 54.
[03/03/22 05:46:44] ZOTTA has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:33:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/03/22 06:06:23] Aksej hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:32 towards level 57.
[03/03/22 07:00:02] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:43 towards level 60.
[03/03/22 07:14:20] gegenschein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:29:27 towards level 56.
[03/03/22 07:21:42] Sario was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:33 from level 49.
[03/03/22 07:41:25] starlink reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! starlink's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/22 07:55:13] Russell got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:48:52 towards level 61.
[03/03/22 08:39:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tswsl's tunic! tswsl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/22 08:46:31] xbill was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:09:29 from level 63.
[03/03/22 08:51:44] dxrt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:54 towards level 54.
[03/03/22 09:10:02] Alarien got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:10:41 towards level 61.
[03/03/22 09:25:57] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:28 towards level 33.
[03/03/22 09:49:23] Asara was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:48:28 towards level 65.
[03/03/22 10:03:16] Togra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:13 towards level 60.
[03/03/22 10:22:08] Thorael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:55:02 towards level 62.
[03/03/22 11:40:46] nyuszika7h caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:06:23 towards level 62.
[03/03/22 12:49:34] Feltharell was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:06:19 from level 54.
[03/03/22 14:01:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Andrio's tunic! Andrio's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/22 14:05:26] BastelBot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:35 towards level 61.
[03/03/22 14:27:47] SSLbits was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:20 from level 42.
[03/03/22 14:36:24] Fenrik's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Fenrik's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/22 15:46:51] tswsl walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:44:34 from level 63.
[03/03/22 16:58:00] unicron met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:23:10 from level 58.
[03/03/22 18:20:36] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:16:24 towards level 63.
[03/03/22 18:22:57] iiriix bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:51 towards level 61.
[03/03/22 18:37:22] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:11:45 from level 60.
[03/03/22 18:40:19] The local wizard imbued kptr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kptr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/22 18:42:31] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:05:37 towards level 58.
[03/03/22 19:46:47] bsleep tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:00 towards level 59.
[03/03/22 19:55:48] Paganel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:21:18 towards level 63.
[03/03/22 20:29:30] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:58:43 towards level 61.
[03/03/22 20:41:48] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:59:45 towards level 62.
[03/03/22 21:36:45] Chuck discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:09:17 towards level 59.
[03/03/22 21:55:19] Ankhers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:03:41 towards level 61.
[03/03/22 21:57:56] solarsparq ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:31:36 from level 47.
[03/03/22 23:10:27] Destruia caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:47:32 towards level 60.
[03/03/22 23:19:16] Svetland was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:26:28 towards level 61.
[03/03/22 23:34:22] GyrosGeier discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:05:05 towards level 61.
[03/03/22 23:58:25] strife bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:09 towards level 52.
[03/04/22 00:18:15] CompanionCube found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:37:37 towards level 63.
[03/04/22 01:28:53] kline reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kline's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/22 01:30:05] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:09 towards level 32.
[03/04/22 01:40:13] AlexS was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:43:48 from level 61.
[03/04/22 01:57:38] bookworm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:56 towards level 61.
[03/04/22 02:31:42] SirBummelz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:56:04 towards level 51.
[03/04/22 03:01:02] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:51:04 towards level 62.
[03/04/22 03:09:16] thatmint burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! thatmint's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/04/22 04:22:44] O[_] tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:54 towards level 58.
[03/04/22 05:48:24] Misza met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:27:33 from level 60.
[03/04/22 06:01:39] SirBummelz met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:38 from level 51.
[03/04/22 06:26:58] dwfreed reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dwfreed's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/22 06:44:31] Angelina was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:48 towards level 52.
[03/04/22 06:44:34] megubyte was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:14:19 from level 59.
[03/04/22 07:22:56] csc2ya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:36:04 towards level 55.
[03/04/22 07:31:04] Yuhno found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:46:05 towards level 63.
[03/04/22 08:03:55] cadfael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:16 towards level 55.
[03/04/22 08:10:33] O[_] was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:09:20 from level 58.
[03/04/22 08:16:46] scumola was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:59:21 from level 57.
[03/04/22 08:22:56] rawgreaze discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:15 towards level 53.
[03/04/22 09:00:45] Wam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:48 towards level 55.
[03/04/22 09:44:47] BUSY tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:02:32 towards level 59.
[03/04/22 10:58:33] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:03 towards level 62.
[03/04/22 11:50:17] dxrt was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:40 from level 54.
[03/04/22 12:07:35] JamCow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:58:05 towards level 61.
[03/04/22 12:45:21] SCSi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:08:06 towards level 60.
[03/04/22 13:02:27] Helystraza bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:56 towards level 30.
[03/04/22 13:19:09] meti was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:59 towards level 59.
[03/04/22 13:23:22] Psilocybe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:28:47 towards level 62.
[03/04/22 13:27:25] Asara found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:20:38 towards level 65.
[03/04/22 13:45:56] iiriix had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:36 towards level 61.
[03/04/22 14:05:33] style fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:21:37 from level 60.
[03/04/22 14:38:59] el tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:18:16 towards level 62.
[03/04/22 14:54:37] Hirion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:43 towards level 61.
[03/04/22 16:22:31] Centrixx walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:24:40 from level 62.
[03/04/22 16:54:25] Abe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:13:42 towards level 58.
[03/04/22 17:53:00] xbill ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:51:09 from level 63.
[03/04/22 18:05:42] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:03:32 towards level 60.
[03/04/22 18:07:54] bobvador hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:30:19 towards level 61.
[03/04/22 18:19:23] Ankhers got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:09:41 towards level 61.
[03/04/22 18:32:27] crank fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:43:10 from level 62.
[03/04/22 18:46:48] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:18:29 from level 64.
[03/04/22 19:03:36] postikana bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:44:40 towards level 57.
[03/04/22 19:41:49] AlexS was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:47:23 towards level 61.
[03/04/22 20:01:59] BastelBot's charm ate a bolt of lightning! BastelBot's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/22 21:40:50] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:41 towards level 61.
[03/04/22 22:01:50] Paganel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:16:31 towards level 63.
[03/04/22 22:52:45] The local wizard imbued rawgreaze's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! rawgreaze's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/22 23:12:42] Bolded was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:26:41 towards level 51.
[03/04/22 23:45:05] meti was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:59:42 from level 59.
[03/04/22 23:50:06] scumola got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:04:23 from level 57.
[03/05/22 00:18:54] A_Dragon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:50:42 towards level 62.
[03/05/22 00:31:20] Andrio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:05 towards level 60.
[03/05/22 01:33:33] solarsparq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:49 towards level 47.
[03/05/22 01:45:29] womblecat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:13 towards level 56.
[03/05/22 02:06:00] kinus got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:01:27 from level 54.
[03/05/22 02:07:09] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:30:06 towards level 61.
[03/05/22 02:11:04] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:21:14 towards level 63.
[03/05/22 02:29:26] Yarosh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:19 from level 61.
[03/05/22 02:47:45] The local wizard imbued MELOONi's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! MELOONi's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/22 03:05:24] womblecat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:11 towards level 56.
[03/05/22 03:05:42] scumola's charm ate a bolt of lightning! scumola's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/22 03:44:47] opcode gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:56 towards level 35.
[03/05/22 04:01:22] MadMan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:15 towards level 61.
[03/05/22 06:23:27] Techman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:54:36 from level 62.
[03/05/22 07:07:50] vegadark burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! vegadark's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/05/22 09:03:31] Omega was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:30:35 from level 48.
[03/05/22 09:09:53] bg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:08:07 towards level 64.
[03/05/22 09:09:59] thornrag was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:33:13 towards level 62.
[03/05/22 09:16:21] sc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:49:49 towards level 63.
[03/05/22 10:07:03] blabber met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:17:06 from level 61.
[03/05/22 10:13:37] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:01:20 towards level 59.
[03/05/22 10:26:09] zifnab06 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:22:59 from level 57.
[03/05/22 10:35:02] dyvonna ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:42 from level 35.
[03/05/22 11:12:50] Khorne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:58 towards level 62.
[03/05/22 11:24:56] Forud had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:42 towards level 60.
[03/05/22 11:50:16] thornrag was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:42:55 towards level 62.
[03/05/22 11:50:56] hax404 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:55:03 from level 62.
[03/05/22 12:08:50] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:09:18 towards level 61.
[03/05/22 13:24:22] Acolarh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:12:47 towards level 62.
[03/05/22 13:59:05] BastelBot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:17 towards level 61.
[03/05/22 15:04:57] Yuhno was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:58:28 towards level 63.
[03/05/22 15:14:23] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:16:10 towards level 58.
[03/05/22 15:34:30] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:50 towards level 43.
[03/05/22 15:47:24] Covid-19 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:44:11 towards level 61.
[03/05/22 17:09:00] caeli's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! caeli's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/22 17:27:30] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:41 towards level 63.
[03/05/22 17:42:52] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:12 towards level 63.
[03/05/22 17:52:41] VonToutCourt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:48:53 towards level 60.
[03/05/22 18:57:20] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:37 towards level 35.
[03/05/22 19:02:18] Ralle got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:56 towards level 49.
[03/05/22 19:44:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on KeboDK's tunic! KeboDK's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/22 20:00:52] Algernon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:32:17 towards level 60.
[03/05/22 21:48:32] bobvador was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:34:41 towards level 61.
[03/05/22 22:25:17] Asara ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:14:15 from level 65.
[03/05/22 23:56:36] nyuszika7h was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:06:11 towards level 62.
[03/05/22 23:56:48] Acolarh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:13 towards level 62.
[03/06/22 01:00:02] yano was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:34 towards level 59.
[03/06/22 01:08:49] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:01:02 towards level 62.
[03/06/22 01:11:52] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:53 towards level 61.
[03/06/22 02:09:16] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tswsl's tunic! tswsl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/22 02:24:58] SCSi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:35:58 towards level 60.
[03/06/22 02:27:37] Nysdar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:22 towards level 61.
[03/06/22 03:29:33] Sario was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:40:32 from level 50.
[03/06/22 03:31:37] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:46 towards level 63.
[03/06/22 03:38:05] womblecat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! womblecat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/22 04:02:37] The local wizard imbued Paganel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Paganel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/22 04:15:49] Zaratustra has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:21:34 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[03/06/22 04:20:14] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:30 towards level 62.
[03/06/22 06:04:36] scumola discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:29 towards level 57.
[03/06/22 06:20:44] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:14 towards level 50.
[03/06/22 06:31:58] thatmint found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:00 towards level 47.
[03/06/22 07:41:14] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:40:53 towards level 61.
[03/06/22 07:47:33] megubyte was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:03 towards level 59.
[03/06/22 07:55:35] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:54:02 towards level 55.
[03/06/22 08:40:14] ToHellWithGA has dealt JigmeDatse a Critical Strike! 6 days, 20:30:43 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[03/06/22 09:00:54] dyvonna fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:36 from level 36.
[03/06/22 09:01:15] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:34:19 towards level 58.
[03/06/22 09:34:52] The_Decryptor was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:50 towards level 61.
[03/06/22 09:39:41] Bolded hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:09 towards level 51.
[03/06/22 11:35:57] style was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:33 towards level 60.
[03/06/22 12:25:10] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:13:34 towards level 63.
[03/06/22 13:09:33] judahnator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:07 towards level 53.
[03/06/22 13:22:48] Neil burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Neil's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/06/22 13:53:39] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:20 towards level 63.
[03/06/22 14:39:48] Tenorman got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:33:59 from level 61.
[03/06/22 16:30:15] BUSY was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:02:58 towards level 59.
[03/06/22 16:42:11] GyrosGeier had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:50:29 towards level 61.
[03/06/22 16:44:59] bananaboat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:21:33 from level 60.
[03/06/22 17:00:23] Cirdan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:47:23 towards level 62.
[03/06/22 17:17:06] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:20:46 towards level 62.
[03/06/22 17:18:06] adamus1red ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:36:42 from level 62.
[03/06/22 17:37:07] Algernon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Algernon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/22 18:22:47] SCSi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:29 towards level 60.
[03/06/22 18:35:25] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:11 towards level 63.
[03/06/22 18:58:00] Hirion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:20 towards level 61.
[03/06/22 19:22:20] Puff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:51:59 towards level 62.
[03/06/22 20:03:37] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:57 towards level 63.
[03/07/22 00:44:40] omero got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:35:38 from level 58.
[03/07/22 01:16:25] cremefresh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:00:46 towards level 63.
[03/07/22 01:26:14] Ecko met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:15:44 from level 49.
[03/07/22 02:34:31] The local wizard imbued kline's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kline's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/22 03:12:54] MELOONi fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:24:44 from level 61.
[03/07/22 05:41:28] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:25 towards level 36.
[03/07/22 05:49:59] AlexS met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:58:08 from level 61.
[03/07/22 05:50:02] Centrixx ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:30 from level 62.
[03/07/22 06:07:18] Theleveler had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:52:05 towards level 62.
[03/07/22 06:22:11] krin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:31:38 towards level 62.
[03/07/22 06:33:37] nyuszika7h was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:16:54 from level 62.
[03/07/22 06:43:00] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:02 towards level 62.
[03/07/22 06:59:00] csc2ya reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! csc2ya's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/22 07:37:07] mordac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:20:42 from level 62.
[03/07/22 08:20:46] Andrio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:38 towards level 60.
[03/07/22 08:31:55] ZOTTA slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ZOTTA's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/07/22 08:35:53] hax404 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:29:24 from level 62.
[03/07/22 09:01:58] Neil burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Neil's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/07/22 09:30:07] ryp was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:08 from level 36.
[03/07/22 11:30:10] MadMan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:14 towards level 61.
[03/07/22 11:45:19] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:53 towards level 56.
[03/07/22 12:06:39] CrashOverride walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:42:58 from level 64.
[03/07/22 12:13:01] Primetime has dealt adamus1red a Critical Strike! 4 days, 14:20:07 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[03/07/22 13:01:18] TheSilentLink walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:22:24 from level 58.
[03/07/22 13:10:28] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CompanionCube's tunic! CompanionCube's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/22 13:28:02] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:18 towards level 62.
[03/07/22 14:11:05] misha was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:02:15 from level 62.
[03/07/22 14:18:31] JigmeDatse found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:54:28 towards level 59.
[03/07/22 14:43:26] hugga was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:59 towards level 52.
[03/07/22 15:17:51] Nuae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:07:01 towards level 55.
[03/07/22 15:22:46] crysis has dealt sid3windr a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:38:05 is added to sid3windr's clock.
[03/07/22 16:02:24] Feltharell's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Feltharell's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/22 16:29:26] Abe got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:49:14 from level 58.
[03/07/22 16:33:05] EddieT137 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:51 towards level 54.
[03/07/22 16:42:22] Nysdar ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:21:11 from level 61.
[03/07/22 16:50:36] blabber tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:42:05 towards level 61.
[03/07/22 16:54:45] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:24 towards level 36.
[03/07/22 16:58:31] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:25:19 towards level 66.
[03/07/22 19:15:42] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:15:26 towards level 62.
[03/07/22 19:25:26] postikana was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:35:18 from level 57.
[03/07/22 19:28:38] jayvee found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:36 towards level 62.
[03/07/22 20:40:03] GyrosGeier was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:12:55 towards level 61.
[03/07/22 20:59:43] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:23 towards level 56.
[03/07/22 21:17:40] Misza's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Misza's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/22 21:29:03] anarcat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:15:31 from level 63.
[03/07/22 22:11:29] O[_] fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:36:52 from level 58.
[03/07/22 22:21:45] meti found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:04 towards level 59.
[03/07/22 22:41:16] JackyB's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! JackyB's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/22 23:31:00] V found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:53:46 towards level 63.
[03/07/22 23:37:31] Sokar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:46:26 from level 62.
[03/08/22 00:39:13] Ecko was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:01:06 from level 49.
[03/08/22 02:25:22] Nysdar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:49 towards level 61.
[03/08/22 02:56:50] texke reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! texke's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/08/22 04:25:02] munkis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:54:16 towards level 59.
[03/08/22 04:27:02] opcode was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:47 from level 37.
[03/08/22 04:52:05] Bolded gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:37 towards level 51.
[03/08/22 06:08:11] bobvador's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bobvador's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/08/22 06:24:02] V tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:36:19 towards level 63.
[03/08/22 06:56:47] dxrt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:27:23 towards level 55.
[03/08/22 07:42:25] hdm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:08:04 from level 66.
[03/08/22 07:50:45] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:27:11 towards level 60.
[03/08/22 08:41:49] kinus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:02:55 towards level 54.
[03/08/22 08:53:12] CrashOverride bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:22:38 towards level 64.
[03/08/22 09:11:54] meti's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! meti's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/08/22 09:12:39] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:41 towards level 63.
[03/08/22 09:14:09] Yuhno got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:43:05 towards level 63.
[03/08/22 09:27:17] Omega ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:34 from level 48.
[03/08/22 10:39:01] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:00 from level 63.
[03/08/22 11:50:47] BastelBot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:31:15 towards level 62.
[03/08/22 12:03:28] _sh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:36 towards level 62.
[03/08/22 12:36:59] hax404 has dealt kzootech a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:33:17 is added to kzootech's clock.
[03/08/22 13:40:21] ZOTTA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:50 towards level 35.
[03/08/22 15:32:02] soltys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:39:39 towards level 62.
[03/08/22 16:15:12] postikana was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:23:54 from level 57.
[03/08/22 16:18:55] Sokar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:02 towards level 62.
[03/08/22 17:13:54] Thorael was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:23:50 from level 62.
[03/08/22 17:29:27] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:31:54 towards level 62.
[03/08/22 18:04:52] CrashOverride was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:52:55 from level 64.
[03/08/22 18:11:51] Feltharell walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:26:35 from level 54.
[03/08/22 18:37:05] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:15:53 towards level 62.
[03/08/22 18:45:57] dxrt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:24:42 towards level 55.
[03/08/22 19:14:24] dwfreed was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:27 towards level 63.
[03/08/22 20:04:19] Ungoliant ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:50:41 from level 56.
[03/08/22 21:15:17] el was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:30:14 towards level 62.
[03/08/22 21:23:48] Tenorman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:00 towards level 61.
[03/08/22 21:24:31] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:56:47 towards level 66.
[03/08/22 22:14:59] csc2ya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:54:46 towards level 55.
[03/08/22 22:35:30] spex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:44 towards level 61.
[03/08/22 22:53:43] Algernon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:26 towards level 60.
[03/09/22 00:16:12] The local wizard imbued Nechayev's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Nechayev's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/22 00:25:48] BastelBot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:06:57 from level 62.
[03/09/22 00:38:30] jjasghar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:02:05 towards level 59.
[03/09/22 00:59:49] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:12 towards level 62.
[03/09/22 01:56:49] O[_] caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:10 towards level 58.
[03/09/22 02:42:52] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:34 towards level 58.
[03/09/22 02:45:13] CompanionCube burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CompanionCube's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/09/22 03:19:03] signofzeta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:40 towards level 55.
[03/09/22 03:37:03] O[_] walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:57 from level 58.
[03/09/22 05:25:45] Crazycatlady caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:32:24 towards level 62.
[03/09/22 06:05:29] opcode caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:07 towards level 38.
[03/09/22 06:15:13] Nysdar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Nysdar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/22 06:33:37] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:14 towards level 61.
[03/09/22 07:01:49] ion got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:56:35 from level 64.
[03/09/22 07:14:27] MadMan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:40 from level 61.
[03/09/22 08:29:18] pants found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:28:23 towards level 63.
[03/09/22 08:46:06] cremefresh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:51:45 from level 63.
[03/09/22 08:47:16] allo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:04:48 from level 63.
[03/09/22 08:57:35] io reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! io's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/22 09:38:49] buyoq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:49:15 towards level 60.
[03/09/22 09:58:00] Paganel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:29:55 towards level 63.
[03/09/22 10:09:02] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:26 towards level 63.
[03/09/22 10:25:38] RussellB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:15:02 towards level 63.
[03/09/22 11:19:43] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:56:59 towards level 64.
[03/09/22 12:08:55] Bahhumbug ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:48:24 from level 58.
[03/09/22 12:20:45] crysis was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:12:13 from level 60.
[03/09/22 13:10:34] nyuszika7h bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:17 towards level 62.
[03/09/22 13:10:55] BUSY got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:20:24 towards level 59.
[03/09/22 13:24:34] Alys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:47 towards level 55.
[03/09/22 13:33:18] Alys's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Alys's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/22 14:48:44] io's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! io's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/22 14:50:18] Techman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:15 towards level 62.
[03/09/22 14:55:10] Khorne ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:48:03 from level 63.
[03/09/22 16:00:35] Yuhno was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:07:28 towards level 63.
[03/09/22 17:51:00] Yuhno bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:27:10 towards level 63.
[03/09/22 18:19:49] kenyon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:25:56 from level 61.
[03/09/22 18:41:52] DrinkyBird was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:02:26 from level 61.
[03/09/22 18:57:49] opcode had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:57 towards level 38.
[03/09/22 18:58:19] vegadark's charm ate a bolt of lightning! vegadark's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/22 20:02:50] munkis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:24:23 towards level 59.
[03/09/22 20:04:36] A_Dragon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:05:44 from level 62.
[03/09/22 20:12:10] nawcom bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:03:36 towards level 59.
[03/09/22 20:34:50] Psilocybe ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:34:04 from level 62.
[03/09/22 20:45:26] Asara found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:35:35 towards level 65.
[03/09/22 22:02:54] misha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:51:00 towards level 62.
[03/09/22 22:13:11] szm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:09 towards level 29.
[03/09/22 22:21:48] Hex was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:51 from level 46.
[03/09/22 22:52:36] Bahhumbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:24:45 towards level 58.
[03/09/22 22:56:00] Koffa's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Koffa's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/22 23:59:33] eising tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:39 towards level 62.
[03/10/22 00:02:10] GyrosGeier was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:34:47 from level 61.
[03/10/22 00:32:55] ephemer0l's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ephemer0l's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/22 01:00:24] kinus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:34:55 from level 54.
[03/10/22 01:33:56] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:36 towards level 61.
[03/10/22 01:37:57] Sorin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:48 towards level 57.
[03/10/22 02:44:26] el spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! el's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/10/22 03:07:00] VonToutCourt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:52 towards level 60.
[03/10/22 03:09:27] Mattusmindus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:25 towards level 59.
[03/10/22 04:00:14] ChowderKeg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:58:59 from level 63.
[03/10/22 04:06:45] crank fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:24:32 from level 62.
[03/10/22 04:07:09] Kachin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:45 towards level 60.
[03/10/22 04:18:08] DrinkyBird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:29:35 towards level 61.
[03/10/22 04:46:23] Helystraza's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Helystraza's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/10/22 04:47:05] Haqur reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Haqur's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/22 04:58:07] popey reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! popey's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/22 05:43:53] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:31:13 towards level 62.
[03/10/22 05:57:10] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:26:32 towards level 64.
[03/10/22 05:58:22] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:29:29 towards level 64.
[03/10/22 06:22:52] Syloq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:18 towards level 61.
[03/10/22 06:22:58] washclof was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:55:06 from level 63.
[03/10/22 06:34:18] StalkR found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:29:26 towards level 61.
[03/10/22 07:09:47] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:01 towards level 60.
[03/10/22 07:19:58] Sorin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:44 towards level 57.
[03/10/22 07:41:03] Ungoliant has dealt dxrt a Critical Strike! 2 days, 19:23:59 is added to dxrt's clock.
[03/10/22 08:17:41] allo burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! allo's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/10/22 08:28:28] Lord255 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:53:50 from level 64.
[03/10/22 08:53:06] Bluedog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:06:33 towards level 62.
[03/10/22 09:42:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kenyon's tunic! kenyon's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/22 09:46:17] Bluedog found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:10:14 towards level 62.
[03/10/22 10:35:19] kline found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:27:04 towards level 63.
[03/10/22 10:40:38] HeavyPodda was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:45:25 towards level 61.
[03/10/22 11:07:00] Wolf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:31:59 from level 62.
[03/10/22 11:41:37] kptr ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:15:06 from level 63.
[03/10/22 11:45:23] Centrixx was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:41:46 towards level 63.
[03/10/22 12:46:20] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:23:47 towards level 62.
[03/10/22 13:24:09] cadfael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:12 towards level 55.
[03/10/22 14:20:33] canton7's charm ate a bolt of lightning! canton7's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/22 14:21:21] Bahhumbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:18:09 towards level 58.
[03/10/22 14:47:59] CompanionCube met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:45:25 from level 63.
[03/10/22 15:27:28] postikana tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:57 towards level 57.
[03/10/22 16:49:09] laama's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! laama's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/22 19:21:05] cremefresh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:22 towards level 63.
[03/10/22 20:17:52] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:57 towards level 61.
[03/10/22 20:29:15] JigmeDatse was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:39:22 towards level 59.
[03/10/22 20:38:35] KindOne reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! KindOne's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/22 20:50:50] starlink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:14 towards level 61.
[03/10/22 20:56:48] laama got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:04:42 from level 63.
[03/10/22 20:58:52] washclof burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! washclof's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/10/22 21:09:00] Fenrik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:34:54 towards level 62.
[03/10/22 22:48:17] postikana bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:48 towards level 57.
[03/10/22 22:58:16] texke discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:43:49 towards level 63.
[03/10/22 23:01:05] solarsparq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:52 towards level 48.
[03/10/22 23:02:53] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:35:16 towards level 62.
[03/10/22 23:40:02] Bolded ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:53:26 from level 52.
[03/10/22 23:53:53] style got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:46 towards level 60.
[03/11/22 00:04:29] szm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:36 towards level 30.
[03/11/22 00:12:24] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:33:24 towards level 63.
[03/11/22 01:00:46] BUSY caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:57:14 towards level 59.
[03/11/22 01:20:11] zifnab06 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:34:47 from level 57.
[03/11/22 01:20:50] szm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:50 from level 30.
[03/11/22 01:21:35] gegenschein has dealt Sokar a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:54:42 is added to Sokar's clock.
[03/11/22 01:29:16] gegenschein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:35 towards level 56.
[03/11/22 01:38:08] dwfreed was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:52 towards level 63.
[03/11/22 01:41:51] sam burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sam's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/11/22 02:15:18] tsr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:22 towards level 58.
[03/11/22 02:21:04] Gorek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:18:02 towards level 64.
[03/11/22 02:22:56] ryp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:23 towards level 38.
[03/11/22 03:02:46] Omega met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:03 from level 48.
[03/11/22 03:56:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Destruia's tunic! Destruia's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/22 03:58:48] soltys was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:47:41 from level 62.
[03/11/22 04:14:17] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:26:11 from level 60.
[03/11/22 04:55:47] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:59:57 towards level 62.
[03/11/22 05:12:30] nyuszika7h discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:10 towards level 62.
[03/11/22 06:22:56] buyoq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buyoq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/22 06:51:12] dxrt was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:32:29 from level 55.
[03/11/22 06:55:18] Ecko was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:54 towards level 49.
[03/11/22 07:15:52] BUSY met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:25:00 from level 59.
[03/11/22 07:22:53] hax404 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:44:50 towards level 62.
[03/11/22 07:28:52] vectr0n was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:39:14 from level 58.
[03/11/22 07:44:36] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:54:18 from level 57.
[03/11/22 07:49:58] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:53 towards level 61.
[03/11/22 08:59:25] TheSilentLink was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:17:22 from level 58.
[03/11/22 09:08:42] tmberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:20 towards level 60.
[03/11/22 09:29:47] EddieT137 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:43:59 towards level 54.
[03/11/22 09:35:03] CodeGeek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:32:39 from level 61.
[03/11/22 09:41:25] zifnab06 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! zifnab06's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/11/22 10:36:52] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:01:28 towards level 61.
[03/11/22 10:54:28] Ferris fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:35 from level 44.
[03/11/22 11:13:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CodeGeek's tunic! CodeGeek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/22 11:29:27] dxrt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:56:05 towards level 55.
[03/11/22 11:32:13] cfjk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:17:44 towards level 57.
[03/11/22 12:13:15] BUSY was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:18:56 from level 59.
[03/11/22 12:14:51] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:56:11 towards level 61.
[03/11/22 12:23:44] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:23 towards level 61.
[03/11/22 12:41:03] cadfael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:07 towards level 55.
[03/11/22 13:16:40] The local wizard imbued Kachin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kachin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/22 14:38:19] The local wizard imbued popey's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! popey's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/22 15:54:50] opcode hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:20 towards level 39.
[03/11/22 16:01:55] Affliction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:53:21 towards level 62.
[03/11/22 16:14:16] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:03:50 towards level 62.
[03/11/22 17:59:57] Covid-19 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:10:04 towards level 61.
[03/11/22 18:04:31] megubyte walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:17:30 from level 60.
[03/11/22 18:24:20] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:22:09 towards level 64.
[03/11/22 18:30:00] Koffa fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:17:36 from level 62.
[03/11/22 19:09:53] ToHellWithGA was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:43:33 towards level 63.
[03/11/22 19:22:38] CompanionCube's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CompanionCube's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/22 19:24:23] Hirion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:26:25 towards level 62.
[03/11/22 19:30:49] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:56 towards level 61.
[03/11/22 19:49:31] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:21:00 towards level 61.
[03/11/22 21:40:39] pyre found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:23:21 towards level 63.
[03/11/22 22:05:41] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:26:35 towards level 61.
[03/11/22 22:22:14] bobvador was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:43:53 towards level 61.
[03/11/22 22:27:30] Nuae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:22 towards level 55.
[03/11/22 22:46:20] opcode's charm ate a bolt of lightning! opcode's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/22 23:06:16] ZOTTA was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:11:39 from level 38.
[03/11/22 23:28:11] dwfreed was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:41 towards level 63.
[03/11/22 23:49:46] buyoq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:38:46 towards level 60.
[03/12/22 01:02:19] Omega found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:00 towards level 49.
[03/12/22 01:22:35] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:56 towards level 63.
[03/12/22 01:43:48] Pinkman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:38 towards level 55.
[03/12/22 01:49:13] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:25:44 towards level 62.
[03/12/22 01:54:35] sky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:43 towards level 60.
[03/12/22 02:19:51] TauPan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:50 towards level 56.
[03/12/22 02:41:47] nawcom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:16 towards level 59.
[03/12/22 03:51:49] jayvee spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jayvee's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/12/22 04:18:49] Disruptor was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:29:16 towards level 59.
[03/12/22 04:27:42] Yuhno was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:23:06 towards level 63.
[03/12/22 04:35:34] solarsparq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:16 towards level 48.
[03/12/22 04:58:33] kline ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:11:12 from level 63.
[03/12/22 06:51:06] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:21 towards level 61.
[03/12/22 08:06:00] popey's charm ate a bolt of lightning! popey's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/22 08:49:30] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:36:40 from level 63.
[03/12/22 08:56:40] blabber gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:58:12 towards level 61.
[03/12/22 09:38:42] thatmint got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:28 towards level 48.
[03/12/22 09:53:00] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:08 towards level 38.
[03/12/22 10:06:20] caeli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:06 towards level 61.
[03/12/22 10:10:57] pwae has dealt misha a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:22:33 is added to misha's clock.
[03/12/22 10:22:32] Nysdar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:39:52 towards level 62.
[03/12/22 11:10:45] cadfael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:30 towards level 55.
[03/12/22 11:23:32] t3chn0 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:44:16 from level 61.
[03/12/22 11:39:20] krin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:00 towards level 62.
[03/12/22 12:22:54] Syloq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:49 towards level 61.
[03/12/22 13:08:16] hugga discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:41:34 towards level 53.
[03/12/22 13:35:57] rawgreaze found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:21:23 towards level 54.
[03/12/22 13:56:28] kzootech got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:46 towards level 47.
[03/12/22 14:40:35] kptr has dealt cadfael a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:40:36 is added to cadfael's clock.
[03/12/22 15:21:31] GilbertErik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:55:45 towards level 56.
[03/12/22 15:22:11] anarcat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:34:00 towards level 64.
[03/12/22 15:23:23] TimWolla ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:49:16 from level 63.
[03/12/22 15:35:46] zgrep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:47:01 towards level 57.
[03/12/22 16:09:02] zgrep reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zgrep's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/22 16:09:11] blackroot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:23:50 towards level 61.
[03/12/22 16:39:50] MadMan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:51:24 towards level 62.
[03/12/22 16:44:57] tomhek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:28:24 towards level 62.
[03/12/22 16:53:23] JackyB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:07:26 towards level 58.
[03/12/22 17:06:22] Ancalagon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:40:49 towards level 61.
[03/12/22 17:33:55] Alarien's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Alarien's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/22 17:37:56] opcode's charm ate a bolt of lightning! opcode's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/22 17:49:38] yano was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:03:09 from level 60.
[03/12/22 18:57:18] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:14:43 towards level 62.
[03/12/22 19:12:03] The local wizard imbued Wolf's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wolf's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/22 19:45:28] Cirdan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:45 towards level 62.
[03/12/22 19:50:11] t3chn0 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:40:06 from level 61.
[03/12/22 20:15:26] Jens was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:24:20 towards level 60.
[03/12/22 20:32:45] blackroot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:22:26 towards level 61.
[03/12/22 22:21:31] cadfael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:51 towards level 55.
[03/12/22 22:55:16] Sokar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:27 towards level 62.
[03/12/22 23:56:02] CrashOverride ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:24:12 from level 64.
[03/13/22 00:20:06] Hex ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:47:39 from level 47.
[03/13/22 00:43:05] tsr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:19 towards level 58.
[03/13/22 01:13:58] style was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:33 towards level 60.
[03/13/22 01:32:59] Al-bot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:51 towards level 22.
[03/13/22 02:43:58] Algernon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:32:56 from level 60.
[03/13/22 03:10:04] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:45 towards level 62.
[03/13/22 03:17:24] JigmeDatse walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:18:33 from level 59.
[03/13/22 03:26:29] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:02 towards level 62.
[03/13/22 03:42:38] buzel ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:52:12 from level 62.
[03/13/22 05:02:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on invisiblek's tunic! invisiblek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/22 05:16:06] Paganel fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:40:08 from level 63.
[03/13/22 05:49:49] Neil ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:03:48 from level 54.
[03/13/22 06:08:14] apb was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:52:31 towards level 63.
[03/13/22 06:08:29] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:40 towards level 61.
[03/13/22 07:16:24] Alarien hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:13 towards level 61.
[03/13/22 07:30:49] thornrag was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:33:19 from level 62.
[03/13/22 07:49:19] solarsparq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:33 towards level 48.
[03/13/22 08:08:25] ToHellWithGA was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:19 towards level 63.
[03/13/22 09:21:01] EddieT137 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:51 towards level 54.
[03/13/22 09:28:39] Russell hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:50:12 towards level 61.
[03/13/22 10:15:18] ryp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:20 towards level 40.
[03/13/22 10:53:23] RussellB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:05 towards level 63.
[03/13/22 10:56:20] Techman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:55 towards level 62.
[03/13/22 11:06:52] bookworm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:46:35 from level 61.
[03/13/22 12:40:14] bobvador had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:38:50 towards level 61.
[03/13/22 13:09:35] nyuszika7h discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:42 towards level 62.
[03/13/22 14:35:44] buzel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buzel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/22 15:07:15] Ralle's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ralle's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/22 15:18:19] nyuszika7h hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:28 towards level 62.
[03/13/22 15:39:41] VonToutCourt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:35 towards level 60.
[03/13/22 16:04:49] Thorael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:58 towards level 62.
[03/13/22 16:24:35] Syloq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:21 towards level 61.
[03/13/22 16:31:58] nawcom found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:33 towards level 59.
[03/13/22 17:12:45] MadMan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:34:48 towards level 62.
[03/13/22 17:17:58] pwae was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:04:33 from level 61.
[03/13/22 17:37:08] Lenny_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:09 towards level 56.
[03/13/22 18:12:54] drahthaar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:11:58 towards level 63.
[03/13/22 18:15:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on EddieT137's tunic! EddieT137's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/22 19:10:46] Syloq was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:34 towards level 61.
[03/13/22 19:23:52] heisenbug's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! heisenbug's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/22 19:38:15] io caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:44:12 towards level 64.
[03/13/22 19:39:15] sid3windr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:23:36 from level 63.
[03/13/22 19:57:03] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:53 towards level 63.
[03/13/22 20:08:11] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:12:28 towards level 62.
[03/13/22 20:25:24] yano was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:00:05 from level 60.
[03/13/22 20:30:25] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:45:54 towards level 62.
[03/13/22 20:35:58] crysis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:05:18 towards level 60.
[03/13/22 21:04:33] kinus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:57 towards level 54.
[03/13/22 21:10:04] d4n13L tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:11:41 towards level 61.
[03/13/22 21:32:50] HeavyPodda found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:21:31 towards level 61.
[03/13/22 21:42:39] mordac ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:10 from level 62.
[03/13/22 22:22:00] pants was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:41:43 from level 63.
[03/13/22 22:22:36] ephemer0l was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:04:13 from level 45.
[03/13/22 22:37:30] kinus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:41 towards level 54.
[03/13/22 23:35:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jayvee's tunic! jayvee's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/22 23:51:31] hugga was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:09:49 from level 53.
[03/14/22 00:12:38] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:57 towards level 64.
[03/14/22 00:19:12] nya's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nya's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/22 00:55:40] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:12:49 towards level 61.
[03/14/22 01:24:27] tswsl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:18:43 from level 63.
[03/14/22 03:16:19] Pinkman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:12 towards level 55.
[03/14/22 03:20:05] anarcat has dealt JigmeDatse a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:46:00 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[03/14/22 03:20:17] Platonides discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:57:50 towards level 61.
[03/14/22 03:52:24] pants fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:25:09 from level 63.
[03/14/22 03:56:16] allo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:35:43 from level 63.
[03/14/22 03:58:16] coding_monk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:15:48 towards level 59.
[03/14/22 04:17:22] fstrelok was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:28 from level 40.
[03/14/22 04:37:47] Nysdar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:29:21 towards level 62.
[03/14/22 04:57:44] rawgreaze found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:07 towards level 54.
[03/14/22 05:24:04] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:07:39 towards level 61.
[03/14/22 05:52:16] GyrosGeier ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:58:09 from level 61.
[03/14/22 06:22:07] pyre hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:02:25 towards level 63.
[03/14/22 06:26:50] Alarien was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:30:20 from level 61.
[03/14/22 06:39:25] EddieT137's charm ate a bolt of lightning! EddieT137's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/22 06:58:10] scumola found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:05:13 towards level 57.
[03/14/22 06:58:16] JackyB walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:06:15 from level 58.
[03/14/22 07:03:38] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:06 towards level 62.
[03/14/22 07:27:42] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:24 towards level 65.
[03/14/22 07:36:01] blabber found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:08:33 towards level 61.
[03/14/22 07:52:32] Haqur was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:25 from level 51.
[03/14/22 08:02:28] anarcat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:42:42 towards level 64.
[03/14/22 08:05:53] cadfael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:57:16 towards level 56.
[03/14/22 09:23:02] Fenrik spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Fenrik's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/14/22 10:34:09] golgy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:25 towards level 60.
[03/14/22 10:44:08] canton7 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:45:42 towards level 61.
[03/14/22 10:59:31] A_Dragon has dealt cremefresh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:48:55 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[03/14/22 11:10:28] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:07:10 towards level 64.
[03/14/22 11:29:02] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:27 towards level 61.
[03/14/22 12:17:56] herald tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:52 towards level 52.
[03/14/22 12:38:57] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:50:08 towards level 63.
[03/14/22 14:01:12] megubyte was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:30:39 towards level 60.
[03/14/22 14:09:19] dwfreed tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:34:24 towards level 64.
[03/14/22 14:38:55] Nechayev found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:51:04 towards level 60.
[03/14/22 14:47:17] Bluedog's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Bluedog's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/22 15:42:19] TauPan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:16 towards level 56.
[03/14/22 15:47:09] Hirion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:50:01 from level 62.
[03/14/22 15:50:10] BastelBot spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! BastelBot's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/14/22 16:32:35] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:48:55 towards level 58.
[03/14/22 16:42:01] Destruia fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:08 from level 60.
[03/14/22 16:53:00] valek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:18 towards level 45.
[03/14/22 19:11:59] Syloq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:22 towards level 61.
[03/14/22 19:27:22] The local wizard imbued Svetland's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Svetland's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/22 20:49:18] nyuszika7h bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:28 towards level 62.
[03/14/22 22:31:36] Nuae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:45:44 from level 55.
[03/14/22 23:18:17] Sombra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:51:45 towards level 63.
[03/15/22 00:21:55] Crazycatlady was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:22:35 towards level 62.
[03/15/22 00:28:12] Misza tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:08:54 towards level 60.
[03/15/22 00:29:18] BastelBot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:01:47 towards level 62.
[03/15/22 00:55:11] "\@_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:37:27 towards level 62.
[03/15/22 01:15:16] Omega was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:41 towards level 49.
[03/15/22 01:37:16] mordac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:10:08 towards level 63.
[03/15/22 02:10:26] jaxson ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:14:49 from level 62.
[03/15/22 02:16:25] Affliction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:26:06 towards level 62.
[03/15/22 02:32:46] aqsd was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:13:21 from level 61.
[03/15/22 03:38:42] bobvador had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:36 towards level 61.
[03/15/22 03:38:45] Svetland was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:17:14 from level 62.
[03/15/22 03:41:31] nawcom was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:18 towards level 59.
[03/15/22 04:03:40] Haqur was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:26 towards level 51.
[03/15/22 04:56:15] Pinkman was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:29:42 from level 56.
[03/15/22 05:39:13] cfjk's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! cfjk's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/15/22 05:41:07] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:28 towards level 61.
[03/15/22 05:59:19] Neil ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:26:36 from level 54.
[03/15/22 06:15:26] BUSY found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:09:12 towards level 59.
[03/15/22 06:24:34] freeboson ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:16:03 from level 60.
[03/15/22 06:25:52] Nysdar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:10:29 towards level 62.
[03/15/22 07:18:37] Ferris was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:01:35 from level 45.
[03/15/22 07:33:58] Acolarh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:33:42 towards level 62.
[03/15/22 07:38:17] bobvador found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:44 towards level 61.
[03/15/22 07:49:13] el found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:13:31 towards level 62.
[03/15/22 07:51:04] ryp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:29 towards level 40.
[03/15/22 08:36:16] Hirion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:05:44 towards level 62.
[03/15/22 09:46:19] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:38:39 towards level 64.
[03/15/22 10:06:46] JamCow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:32 towards level 61.
[03/15/22 10:08:04] laama has dealt SSLbits a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:51:40 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[03/15/22 10:33:51] Lenny_ was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:30:06 from level 57.
[03/15/22 11:07:15] sc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:07:10 towards level 63.
[03/15/22 12:40:17] Cockatrice was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:43 from level 37.
[03/15/22 13:17:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Angelina's tunic! Angelina's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/22 13:44:23] BUSY was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:13:40 towards level 59.
[03/15/22 14:18:24] pants was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:31:37 towards level 63.
[03/15/22 14:43:46] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:21:47 towards level 64.
[03/15/22 15:01:35] ZOTTA has dealt Koffa a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:45:06 is added to Koffa's clock.
[03/15/22 15:37:06] io had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:38:19 towards level 64.
[03/15/22 15:55:03] Jens found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:17 towards level 60.
[03/15/22 16:04:27] Psilocybe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:02:06 towards level 62.
[03/15/22 16:48:38] dyvonna's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dyvonna's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/22 16:48:56] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:23:09 towards level 62.
[03/15/22 16:54:18] Misza walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:13:37 from level 60.
[03/15/22 17:07:33] sky ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:09:17 from level 61.
[03/15/22 17:13:40] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:53:13 towards level 63.
[03/15/22 17:28:22] kptr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:50:38 towards level 63.
[03/15/22 17:57:46] StalkR's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! StalkR's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/15/22 18:17:23] blabber had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:20:14 towards level 61.
[03/15/22 20:49:49] dwfreed reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dwfreed's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/22 21:25:42] opcode fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:20 from level 41.
[03/15/22 21:41:18] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:04:38 from level 57.
[03/15/22 21:53:08] ChowderKeg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:21 towards level 63.
[03/15/22 22:00:07] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:09:39 towards level 63.
[03/15/22 22:28:15] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:08 towards level 40.
[03/15/22 22:41:14] The local wizard imbued pants's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pants's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/22 23:26:43] pants reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pants's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/22 00:26:47] spex ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:06:16 from level 62.
[03/16/22 00:42:56] soltys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:56:41 towards level 62.
[03/16/22 00:55:10] damyan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:32:39 towards level 61.
[03/16/22 02:24:49] t3chn0 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:16:49 towards level 61.
[03/16/22 02:39:19] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:55 towards level 61.
[03/16/22 03:05:00] jaxson was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:45:43 from level 62.
[03/16/22 03:39:58] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:03 towards level 63.
[03/16/22 03:52:33] style was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:46 from level 60.
[03/16/22 04:13:52] MadMan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:43:48 towards level 62.
[03/16/22 05:22:32] tmberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:45:58 towards level 61.
[03/16/22 06:10:23] buzel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:05 towards level 62.
[03/16/22 06:16:57] Paganel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:29:38 towards level 63.
[03/16/22 07:29:54] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:46:57 towards level 61.
[03/16/22 07:42:24] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:28 from level 63.
[03/16/22 07:53:44] ukleinek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:26:27 from level 58.
[03/16/22 07:58:26] Lenny_ ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:53:36 from level 57.
[03/16/22 08:06:58] canton7 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! canton7's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/22 08:07:34] Psilocybe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:34 towards level 62.
[03/16/22 08:39:39] pfoley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:16:34 from level 60.
[03/16/22 09:02:04] Bahhumbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:15 towards level 58.
[03/16/22 09:51:23] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:23 towards level 58.
[03/16/22 10:31:37] Neil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:36:52 towards level 54.
[03/16/22 10:44:27] pwae ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:12:45 from level 61.
[03/16/22 11:48:57] Nuae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:00 towards level 55.
[03/16/22 12:11:43] Hex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:51 towards level 47.
[03/16/22 12:34:54] ChowderKeg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:44 towards level 63.
[03/16/22 12:57:56] bsleep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:38 towards level 59.
[03/16/22 13:19:25] omero hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:18 towards level 58.
[03/16/22 13:45:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Pinkman's tunic! Pinkman's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/22 14:29:41] Kachin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:37:06 towards level 61.
[03/16/22 14:36:00] Hex got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:37:16 from level 47.
[03/16/22 15:01:24] rawgreaze was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:11:18 from level 54.
[03/16/22 15:26:54] Lenny_ ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:44:09 from level 57.
[03/16/22 16:45:49] solarsparq walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:07:11 from level 49.
[03/16/22 17:03:01] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:05 towards level 63.
[03/16/22 18:26:39] Yarosh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:40:53 towards level 62.
[03/16/22 18:33:01] RanTanRan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:51 towards level 45.
[03/16/22 20:03:43] Arch found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:32:40 towards level 59.
[03/16/22 21:11:02] Psilocybe was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:14:09 from level 62.
[03/16/22 22:12:04] anarcat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:33:13 towards level 64.
[03/16/22 22:28:31] ZOTTA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:55 towards level 40.
[03/16/22 22:28:37] Yarosh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:11:54 towards level 62.
[03/16/22 23:38:58] Hirion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:17:31 towards level 62.
[03/17/22 00:05:16] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:12:18 towards level 63.
[03/17/22 00:09:01] cremefresh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:27 towards level 63.
[03/17/22 00:22:17] Mattusmindus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:40:46 towards level 60.
[03/17/22 01:53:43] nya was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:59:07 from level 61.
[03/17/22 02:06:57] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:28:35 towards level 56.
[03/17/22 02:18:03] t3chn0 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! t3chn0's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/22 02:57:04] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:02:16 towards level 64.
[03/17/22 03:17:32] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:03:20 towards level 63.
[03/17/22 03:23:27] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:52:25 towards level 62.
[03/17/22 03:50:24] texke was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:07:48 from level 63.
[03/17/22 05:03:38] HeavyPodda bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:32:42 towards level 61.
[03/17/22 05:34:55] scumola has dealt Sokar a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:18:31 is added to Sokar's clock.
[03/17/22 06:28:15] fstrelok's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! fstrelok's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/22 07:02:32] Chuck hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:58 towards level 59.
[03/17/22 07:11:58] Helystraza was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:14 from level 38.
[03/17/22 07:52:41] talisein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:00 towards level 63.
[03/17/22 09:12:26] Bluedog was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:24:26 from level 62.
[03/17/22 09:43:31] Nuae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:10 towards level 55.
[03/17/22 10:57:23] Sombra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:39:46 from level 63.
[03/17/22 11:37:52] drahthaar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:03:19 from level 63.
[03/17/22 12:04:12] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:57 towards level 62.
[03/17/22 12:45:12] sheu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:20 towards level 64.
[03/17/22 12:50:43] opcode was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:30:34 towards level 42.
[03/17/22 12:54:16] Hirion's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Hirion's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/22 13:40:25] dwfreed found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:50:30 towards level 64.
[03/17/22 13:49:42] xbill was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:58:41 from level 64.
[03/17/22 13:50:36] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:21:46 towards level 64.
[03/17/22 14:35:25] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:37 towards level 62.
[03/17/22 14:48:01] iiriix discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:16:48 towards level 62.
[03/17/22 14:57:47] keepermurph was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:55 towards level 53.
[03/17/22 15:01:36] Wolf has dealt h00k a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:07:14 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/17/22 16:10:46] Techman fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:56:42 from level 63.
[03/17/22 17:01:18] Sokar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:50 towards level 62.
[03/17/22 17:36:23] Helystraza gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:09 towards level 38.
[03/17/22 17:56:51] Drin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:56:09 towards level 59.
[03/17/22 18:32:52] bobvador's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bobvador's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/22 18:39:14] keepermurph was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:36 towards level 53.
[03/17/22 20:07:29] noex was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:11 from level 45.
[03/17/22 20:56:53] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:01 towards level 41.
[03/17/22 21:31:02] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:32:38 towards level 62.
[03/17/22 21:58:41] d4n13L discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:42 towards level 61.
[03/17/22 23:03:58] krin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:01 towards level 62.
[03/17/22 23:15:34] Nysdar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:50:01 towards level 62.
[03/17/22 23:39:21] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:42 towards level 41.
[03/17/22 23:48:40] aqsd spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! aqsd's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/17/22 23:49:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Platonides's tunic! Platonides's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/18/22 00:12:29] d4n13L was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:20:14 towards level 61.
[03/18/22 01:16:13] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:58:14 towards level 58.
[03/18/22 01:18:44] HeavyPodda got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:33:43 towards level 61.
[03/18/22 01:53:25] Centrixx fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:14:26 from level 63.
[03/18/22 03:19:55] MetaNova was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:48 from level 62.
[03/18/22 03:29:20] postikana bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:45:16 towards level 58.
[03/18/22 03:37:43] munkis ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:12:41 from level 59.
[03/18/22 04:30:00] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:32 towards level 61.
[03/18/22 04:37:52] misha was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:36:28 from level 62.
[03/18/22 04:54:43] kenyon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kenyon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/18/22 06:02:53] HeavyPodda walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:51:33 from level 61.
[03/18/22 06:10:13] StalkR found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:30:58 towards level 61.
[03/18/22 06:27:32] Hirion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:06:58 towards level 62.
[03/18/22 06:45:15] Al-bot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:58 towards level 34.
[03/18/22 07:05:46] Alys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:08:24 towards level 56.
[03/18/22 07:30:42] MELOONi burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! MELOONi's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/18/22 08:43:11] Covid-19 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:24:03 towards level 61.
[03/18/22 09:11:53] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:53:45 towards level 58.
[03/18/22 09:16:35] Nysdar's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Nysdar's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/18/22 09:44:29] Paganel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:59 towards level 63.
[03/18/22 11:16:14] Arch was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:19:44 towards level 59.
[03/18/22 11:24:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Bolded's tunic! Bolded's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/18/22 11:41:10] bananaboat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:05:04 towards level 61.
[03/18/22 11:51:33] d4n13L bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:28 towards level 61.
[03/18/22 12:55:37] Theleveler had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:20:28 towards level 62.
[03/18/22 13:08:01] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:54:34 towards level 56.
[03/18/22 13:41:58] Khorne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:16 towards level 63.
[03/18/22 14:43:57] Kachin was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:51:16 from level 61.
[03/18/22 14:49:40] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:12 towards level 61.
[03/18/22 15:01:07] zgrep tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:12:42 towards level 57.
[03/18/22 15:13:27] tswsl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:34:30 from level 63.
[03/18/22 15:18:40] The local wizard imbued gradator's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gradator's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/18/22 15:21:11] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:09:44 towards level 60.
[03/18/22 15:27:57] zifnab06 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:03 towards level 57.
[03/18/22 15:40:39] crank walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:01:05 from level 62.
[03/18/22 15:50:56] ChowderKeg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:21:12 from level 64.
[03/18/22 15:59:06] sc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:05 towards level 63.
[03/18/22 16:21:56] misha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:19 towards level 62.
[03/18/22 16:23:02] Mattusmindus's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Mattusmindus's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/18/22 16:46:55] Acolarh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:15 towards level 62.
[03/18/22 16:50:59] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:22 towards level 64.
[03/18/22 17:05:08] BUSY discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:39 towards level 59.
[03/18/22 17:05:59] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:51 towards level 63.
[03/18/22 17:52:47] Arch gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:36:11 towards level 59.
[03/18/22 17:54:02] Togra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:33:13 towards level 61.
[03/18/22 18:03:10] MadMan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:00:33 towards level 62.
[03/18/22 18:30:33] ahmubashshir was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:57 from level 27.
[03/18/22 18:31:00] valek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! valek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/18/22 19:51:14] mordac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:33:48 towards level 63.
[03/18/22 20:10:54] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:26 towards level 61.
[03/18/22 20:26:24] starlink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:01 towards level 61.
[03/18/22 20:54:08] Sergio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:07 towards level 59.
[03/18/22 20:57:20] RanTanRan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:02 towards level 45.
[03/18/22 21:05:37] gildarts got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:46:17 towards level 62.
[03/18/22 21:13:17] keepermurph was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:03 towards level 54.
[03/18/22 21:17:05] Yuhno was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:44:06 towards level 63.
[03/18/22 21:46:21] Tenorman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:31:01 towards level 62.
[03/18/22 21:55:47] coding_monk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:21 towards level 59.
[03/18/22 22:18:18] Mattusmindus burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Mattusmindus's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/18/22 22:28:02] Angelina was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:59 towards level 53.
[03/18/22 22:57:24] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:49 towards level 62.
[03/18/22 22:58:57] RussellB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:42 towards level 63.
[03/18/22 23:13:42] EddieT137 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:52:08 from level 55.
[03/18/22 23:33:01] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:51:02 towards level 61.
[03/18/22 23:35:59] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:10:17 towards level 62.
[03/18/22 23:38:23] Bluedog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:20 towards level 62.
[03/18/22 23:43:12] nya ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:47:37 from level 61.
[03/18/22 23:43:27] The local wizard imbued Psilocybe's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Psilocybe's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/18/22 23:48:52] freeboson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:21:38 towards level 60.
[03/18/22 23:51:28] cremefresh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:46 towards level 63.
[03/19/22 00:32:50] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:29:13 towards level 61.
[03/19/22 01:20:02] ukleinek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ukleinek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/19/22 02:14:07] sc was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:20:43 from level 63.
[03/19/22 02:30:25] ion's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ion's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/19/22 02:41:09] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:46 towards level 58.
[03/19/22 02:41:57] buyoq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:23:11 towards level 61.
[03/19/22 04:00:49] kinus was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:06:53 from level 55.
[03/19/22 04:21:50] Sokar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:34 towards level 62.
[03/19/22 04:28:15] BastelBot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:14 towards level 62.
[03/19/22 04:29:03] ZOTTA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:28 towards level 42.
[03/19/22 04:41:00] Aksej tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:18:52 towards level 58.
[03/19/22 04:41:21] Hex got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:43:38 from level 48.
[03/19/22 04:57:57] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:22:37 towards level 56.
[03/19/22 05:15:31] MELOONi has dealt nawcom a Critical Strike! 7 days, 21:26:11 is added to nawcom's clock.
[03/19/22 06:20:35] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:47:43 towards level 61.
[03/19/22 06:38:56] Ecko got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:15:52 towards level 50.
[03/19/22 08:15:52] fstrelok found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:06 towards level 42.
[03/19/22 08:27:00] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:03:08 towards level 60.
[03/19/22 09:58:52] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:35:44 towards level 63.
[03/19/22 10:11:46] Sombra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sombra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/22 12:19:08] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:37:21 towards level 62.
[03/19/22 12:33:32] Gorek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:04 towards level 64.
[03/19/22 12:59:28] Susumurata was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:19 towards level 52.
[03/19/22 13:31:25] The local wizard imbued kline's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kline's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/22 13:45:13] Neil was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:04:06 from level 54.
[03/19/22 13:51:47] sam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:04:19 from level 56.
[03/19/22 14:17:55] ryp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:39 towards level 42.
[03/19/22 14:26:41] Aksej met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:54:46 from level 58.
[03/19/22 14:31:31] Alarien discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:14:15 towards level 61.
[03/19/22 15:01:37] cadfael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:42 towards level 56.
[03/19/22 15:18:29] freeboson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:58:47 from level 60.
[03/19/22 16:38:06] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:03:47 towards level 63.
[03/19/22 16:55:16] A_Dragon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:02:19 towards level 63.
[03/19/22 18:13:36] Lenny_ was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:16:35 from level 57.
[03/19/22 18:19:10] TheSilentLink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:18:51 towards level 59.
[03/19/22 18:43:21] Kritzefitz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:52:07 towards level 60.
[03/19/22 18:45:58] zgrep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:07 towards level 57.
[03/19/22 19:05:59] "\@_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:32:56 towards level 62.
[03/19/22 19:26:21] Lenny_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:41:28 towards level 57.
[03/19/22 19:38:27] Covid-19 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:00:42 towards level 61.
[03/19/22 19:44:38] opcode discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:19 towards level 42.
[03/19/22 20:17:17] JackyB walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:55:56 from level 58.
[03/19/22 21:53:57] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:56:55 towards level 61.
[03/19/22 22:16:16] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pyre's tunic! pyre's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/22 22:29:46] hugga discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:46:46 towards level 53.
[03/19/22 22:36:39] Platonides reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Platonides's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/22 23:22:17] valek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:08 towards level 47.
[03/19/22 23:55:36] SCSi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:14:12 towards level 61.
[03/20/22 00:14:47] Svetland discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:38 towards level 62.
[03/20/22 00:32:57] kline was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:57:54 from level 63.
[03/20/22 00:35:57] Thorael ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:18:07 from level 63.
[03/20/22 00:51:15] buzel ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:59:05 from level 63.
[03/20/22 01:16:36] Pinkman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:11:38 towards level 56.
[03/20/22 02:34:30] invisiblek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:14 towards level 36.
[03/20/22 04:02:42] hugga walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:16:35 from level 53.
[03/20/22 04:10:13] xbill was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:23:39 towards level 64.
[03/20/22 04:50:49] Hirion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:41:37 towards level 62.
[03/20/22 05:12:51] StalkR caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:14:56 towards level 61.
[03/20/22 05:24:20] nyuszika7h's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nyuszika7h's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/20/22 05:30:43] misha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:20:25 towards level 62.
[03/20/22 06:26:24] Xenthys was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:27 from level 53.
[03/20/22 06:36:47] Bluedog ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:33:56 from level 62.
[03/20/22 06:58:36] cadfael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:05 towards level 56.
[03/20/22 06:59:54] JackyB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:56 towards level 58.
[03/20/22 07:20:35] kline bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:24:36 towards level 63.
[03/20/22 07:24:14] unicron was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:59 from level 58.
[03/20/22 08:59:32] valek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:51 towards level 47.
[03/20/22 09:18:34] Sokar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:39 towards level 62.
[03/20/22 09:30:22] cadfael was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:10:54 from level 56.
[03/20/22 10:07:02] Crazycatlady was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:42:52 from level 62.
[03/20/22 10:21:50] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:47:18 towards level 64.
[03/20/22 10:28:45] RussellB got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:40 towards level 63.
[03/20/22 10:42:18] Pinkman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:34 towards level 56.
[03/20/22 10:58:24] Kilroy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:39 towards level 32.
[03/20/22 11:55:54] thornrag bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:56 towards level 62.
[03/20/22 11:56:27] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:48 towards level 62.
[03/20/22 12:24:24] JamCow ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:52:03 from level 62.
[03/20/22 12:29:01] dwfreed fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:11:32 from level 64.
[03/20/22 12:39:54] herald was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:57:58 from level 52.
[03/20/22 13:07:17] VonToutCourt was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:14 towards level 60.
[03/20/22 13:19:59] bg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:38:38 towards level 64.
[03/20/22 14:39:39] Omega hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:27:39 towards level 50.
[03/20/22 14:40:03] zgrep tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:25:42 towards level 57.
[03/20/22 14:54:21] Yuhno got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:35:49 towards level 63.
[03/20/22 15:15:06] CompanionCube was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:34:56 towards level 64.
[03/20/22 16:12:49] sid3windr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:03:57 towards level 63.
[03/20/22 16:31:49] Affliction walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:06:34 from level 62.
[03/20/22 16:40:56] kptr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:16:47 towards level 63.
[03/20/22 16:53:30] Thorael was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:46:28 from level 63.
[03/20/22 17:22:21] SirBummelz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:05 towards level 52.
[03/20/22 17:28:38] JackyB met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:43:44 from level 58.
[03/20/22 17:29:32] Ecko hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:20 towards level 50.
[03/20/22 18:07:58] BUSY was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:16 towards level 59.
[03/20/22 18:10:05] SSLbits ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:24 from level 46.
[03/20/22 18:32:15] talisein found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:43:30 towards level 64.
[03/20/22 18:53:04] Ecko bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:52 towards level 50.
[03/20/22 18:55:26] pants got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:24:23 from level 63.
[03/20/22 18:56:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Centrixx's tunic! Centrixx's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/20/22 21:04:25] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:37:46 towards level 61.
[03/20/22 21:31:38] Nysdar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:00:20 towards level 62.
[03/20/22 21:45:19] kinus was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:01:21 from level 55.
[03/20/22 22:40:57] SirBummelz was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:44:17 from level 52.
[03/20/22 22:43:33] judahnator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:17:20 towards level 54.
[03/20/22 22:48:43] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:48 towards level 42.
[03/20/22 23:23:11] solarsparq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:18 towards level 49.
[03/21/22 00:21:19] SCSi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:19:28 towards level 61.
[03/21/22 00:27:08] starlink ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:16:30 from level 62.
[03/21/22 01:08:58] Togra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:07:27 towards level 61.
[03/21/22 01:12:29] SirBummelz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:54 towards level 52.
[03/21/22 01:26:15] Sergio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:23:27 towards level 59.
[03/21/22 01:39:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on t3chn0's tunic! t3chn0's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/22 02:02:43] sky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:12:42 towards level 61.
[03/21/22 02:39:34] simple's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! simple's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/22 03:12:16] cremefresh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:46 towards level 63.
[03/21/22 04:18:50] Tangles found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:38:51 towards level 58.
[03/21/22 06:21:42] t3chn0 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:04 towards level 61.
[03/21/22 06:27:07] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:21:20 towards level 62.
[03/21/22 06:28:58] MadMan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:26:43 towards level 62.
[03/21/22 06:37:51] Arch was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:35:18 from level 59.
[03/21/22 06:48:18] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:28:27 towards level 63.
[03/21/22 06:57:22] cremefresh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:17 towards level 63.
[03/21/22 07:01:56] Gorek's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Gorek's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/21/22 07:26:22] Kritzefitz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:54:06 towards level 60.
[03/21/22 07:58:07] Ankhers was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:29 towards level 62.
[03/21/22 08:04:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tswsl's tunic! tswsl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/22 08:31:10] Ankhers found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:23 towards level 62.
[03/21/22 08:32:25] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:57 towards level 58.
[03/21/22 08:47:58] Ungoliant found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:14:05 towards level 56.
[03/21/22 09:14:24] EddieT137 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:33:40 from level 55.
[03/21/22 10:07:11] The local wizard imbued JigmeDatse's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JigmeDatse's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/22 10:09:42] tomhek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:04:39 towards level 62.
[03/21/22 10:36:11] simple's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! simple's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/22 10:54:23] bg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:50:43 from level 64.
[03/21/22 11:31:47] The local wizard imbued Techman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Techman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/22 11:37:27] t3chn0's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! t3chn0's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/22 12:04:20] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:16:14 towards level 57.
[03/21/22 12:29:28] jayvee was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:31 towards level 62.
[03/21/22 13:12:22] zifnab06 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:09:02 towards level 58.
[03/21/22 13:53:49] megubyte got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:28:15 from level 60.
[03/21/22 14:58:07] invisiblek's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! invisiblek's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/21/22 16:15:27] Ferris has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 3 days, 09:35:37 is added to simple's clock.
[03/21/22 16:21:49] Omega's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Omega's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/22 16:36:47] freeboson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:00 towards level 60.
[03/21/22 16:41:20] Sergio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sergio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/21/22 16:44:33] csc2ya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:30 towards level 55.
[03/21/22 17:09:13] starlink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:47:04 towards level 62.
[03/21/22 17:10:19] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:46:14 towards level 61.
[03/21/22 18:04:09] Andrio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:24:56 from level 61.
[03/21/22 18:17:41] Yuhno discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:53:00 towards level 63.
[03/21/22 18:24:13] Affliction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:55:41 towards level 62.
[03/21/22 18:46:02] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:24 towards level 62.
[03/21/22 18:52:36] signofzeta had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:08:19 towards level 56.
[03/21/22 19:12:07] scumola's charm ate a bolt of lightning! scumola's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/22 19:17:32] Andrio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:30:42 from level 61.
[03/21/22 19:24:13] JamCow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:34:17 towards level 62.
[03/21/22 19:25:31] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:05 towards level 56.
[03/21/22 20:01:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Al-bot's tunic! Al-bot's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/22 20:46:22] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:07 towards level 63.
[03/21/22 21:26:30] Russell hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:20:55 towards level 61.
[03/21/22 21:29:07] ryp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:56 towards level 43.
[03/21/22 21:36:59] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:35:02 towards level 62.
[03/21/22 21:51:12] Angelina was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:31 from level 53.
[03/21/22 22:27:01] drahthaar has dealt Algernon a Critical Strike! 3 days, 17:45:40 is added to Algernon's clock.
[03/21/22 22:32:42] GyrosGeier fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:12:10 from level 62.
[03/21/22 23:19:03] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:26:43 towards level 62.
[03/21/22 23:34:12] MadMan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:40:09 from level 62.
[03/22/22 00:35:00] Helystraza tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:16 towards level 40.
[03/22/22 00:38:10] JigmeDatse found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:49 towards level 59.
[03/22/22 00:57:40] misha was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:35:07 from level 62.
[03/22/22 01:32:56] ZOTTA was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:06 towards level 43.
[03/22/22 02:05:27] Bahhumbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:03 towards level 58.
[03/22/22 02:14:35] Sario was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:47:28 from level 50.
[03/22/22 02:56:38] Xenthys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:22:15 towards level 54.
[03/22/22 03:02:33] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:17:57 towards level 57.
[03/22/22 03:43:44] nawcom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:59:36 towards level 60.
[03/22/22 04:18:43] The local wizard imbued Bluedog's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Bluedog's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/22 04:26:56] Bahhumbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:49 towards level 58.
[03/22/22 04:29:00] nawcom met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:35:18 from level 60.
[03/22/22 04:51:34] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:20:23 towards level 62.
[03/22/22 05:20:28] crank's charm ate a bolt of lightning! crank's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/22 05:21:04] starlink discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:21:10 towards level 62.
[03/22/22 05:36:52] bananaboat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:42:30 towards level 61.
[03/22/22 05:53:28] apb was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:03:45 towards level 63.
[03/22/22 05:58:05] brycec was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:56:10 towards level 60.
[03/22/22 06:31:32] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:38:08 towards level 63.
[03/22/22 06:48:00] Togra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:18:14 towards level 61.
[03/22/22 10:23:57] Crazycatlady had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:37:42 towards level 62.
[03/22/22 10:37:13] Sergio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:18 towards level 59.
[03/22/22 10:46:14] elf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:37:05 from level 64.
[03/22/22 10:54:39] scumola discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:52:22 towards level 58.
[03/22/22 11:09:42] hugga ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:58:03 from level 53.
[03/22/22 12:16:14] eising hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:51:49 towards level 63.
[03/22/22 12:16:32] apb's charm ate a bolt of lightning! apb's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/22 12:18:27] buyoq reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! buyoq's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/22 12:47:38] Ralle slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Ralle's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/22/22 12:57:47] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:11:38 towards level 63.
[03/22/22 13:40:57] Crazycatlady caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:52:23 towards level 62.
[03/22/22 14:10:05] Ankhers got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:00 towards level 62.
[03/22/22 14:10:17] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:19 towards level 50.
[03/22/22 14:32:13] bsleep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:51:00 towards level 60.
[03/22/22 14:38:11] sheu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:39:04 towards level 64.
[03/22/22 14:39:20] TauPan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:20:26 from level 57.
[03/22/22 14:46:37] gradator's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! gradator's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/22/22 15:08:18] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:09 towards level 62.
[03/22/22 15:20:56] The local wizard imbued JigmeDatse's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JigmeDatse's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/22 15:34:35] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:58 towards level 60.
[03/22/22 16:47:54] ChowderKeg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:38:32 towards level 64.
[03/22/22 17:30:16] Lenny_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:55:08 towards level 57.
[03/22/22 17:34:42] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:45 towards level 64.
[03/22/22 17:46:53] Mattusmindus was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:17:35 from level 60.
[03/22/22 18:09:53] el ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:55 from level 62.
[03/22/22 18:32:48] aqsd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:42:47 towards level 61.
[03/22/22 18:39:34] sheu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:21 towards level 64.
[03/22/22 19:02:51] Yuhno's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Yuhno's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/22 19:12:26] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:51 towards level 63.
[03/22/22 19:55:20] Carl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:10:34 from level 61.
[03/22/22 20:02:49] The local wizard imbued EddieT137's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! EddieT137's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/22 20:46:41] jaxson got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:17:30 from level 62.
[03/22/22 23:15:59] ToHellWithGA's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ToHellWithGA's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/22 23:42:40] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:08:41 towards level 62.
[03/22/22 23:48:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cadfael's tunic! cadfael's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/23/22 00:44:21] Tangles was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:28 towards level 58.
[03/23/22 01:01:52] cremefresh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:28 towards level 63.
[03/23/22 01:51:46] Ralle found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:32 towards level 51.
[03/23/22 02:53:02] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:45:29 towards level 55.
[03/23/22 03:14:57] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:28:20 towards level 64.
[03/23/22 04:51:42] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:11:30 towards level 60.
[03/23/22 05:06:48] Lord255 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:40:38 from level 65.
[03/23/22 05:27:25] csc2ya was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:32:49 from level 56.
[03/23/22 06:15:57] Lord255 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:17:58 towards level 65.
[03/23/22 06:54:40] postikana discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:38:03 towards level 58.
[03/23/22 06:58:17] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:58:08 towards level 63.
[03/23/22 07:11:26] Feltharell found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:42 towards level 55.
[03/23/22 07:36:05] Theleveler was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:59 towards level 62.
[03/23/22 08:13:40] Wolf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:18:28 towards level 63.
[03/23/22 08:36:24] crank was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:37 towards level 62.
[03/23/22 08:38:16] jacob1 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jacob1's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/23/22 08:48:30] Feltharell had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:40 towards level 55.
[03/23/22 09:06:17] Destruia got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:53:29 towards level 61.
[03/23/22 09:09:45] Covid-19 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:39 towards level 61.
[03/23/22 09:37:54] Ankhers gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:04:11 towards level 62.
[03/23/22 10:14:18] Theleveler ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:19:32 from level 62.
[03/23/22 10:39:35] Chuck discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:37:43 towards level 60.
[03/23/22 11:00:12] signofzeta's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! signofzeta's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/23/22 11:51:18] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:32 towards level 61.
[03/23/22 12:15:05] Khorne's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Khorne's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/23/22 13:27:49] SCSi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:51 towards level 61.
[03/23/22 13:40:15] bg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:21:30 towards level 64.
[03/23/22 13:49:29] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:54:06 towards level 63.
[03/23/22 14:54:15] KindOne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:38 towards level 59.
[03/23/22 15:04:50] csc2ya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:32:41 towards level 56.
[03/23/22 15:35:31] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:29 towards level 59.
[03/23/22 16:26:35] cremefresh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:56:19 towards level 64.
[03/23/22 16:28:21] blabber was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:21:28 from level 61.
[03/23/22 16:42:14] allo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:07 towards level 63.
[03/23/22 16:52:44] caeli was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:53:00 towards level 62.
[03/23/22 16:55:08] SSLbits got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:51 towards level 47.
[03/23/22 17:09:01] Nysdar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:02:36 from level 62.
[03/23/22 17:34:06] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:26 towards level 64.
[03/23/22 17:47:21] _sh fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:46:18 from level 63.
[03/23/22 18:21:30] pants ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:36:21 from level 63.
[03/23/22 18:51:33] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:05 towards level 43.
[03/23/22 18:54:28] xbill was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:07:25 from level 64.
[03/23/22 18:59:52] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:28 towards level 61.
[03/23/22 19:22:42] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:07 towards level 47.
[03/23/22 19:29:28] misha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:26 towards level 62.
[03/23/22 20:02:14] Sergio ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:06:55 from level 59.
[03/23/22 20:28:40] Sorin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:22:20 towards level 58.
[03/23/22 20:58:52] cadfael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:56 towards level 56.
[03/23/22 21:47:33] Omega was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:46 towards level 50.
[03/23/22 22:41:11] Sorin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:24 towards level 58.
[03/23/22 23:21:43] ZOTTA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:21 towards level 43.
[03/24/22 01:26:43] bsleep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:02:46 towards level 60.
[03/24/22 02:38:17] Centrixx caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:09:09 towards level 63.
[03/24/22 03:08:09] brycec was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:49:20 towards level 60.
[03/24/22 03:29:09] Syloq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:45:42 towards level 62.
[03/24/22 03:33:58] JigmeDatse caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:23 towards level 59.
[03/24/22 03:46:34] Puff fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:49:34 from level 63.
[03/24/22 05:03:30] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:32:13 towards level 60.
[03/24/22 05:30:50] Ankhers found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:42:10 towards level 62.
[03/24/22 05:33:14] Helystraza caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:38 towards level 41.
[03/24/22 05:38:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Aksej's tunic! Aksej's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/22 06:11:07] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:46 towards level 57.
[03/24/22 07:09:26] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:29:54 towards level 64.
[03/24/22 07:10:35] blackroot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:47:55 towards level 61.
[03/24/22 07:14:21] Ferris was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:09 towards level 47.
[03/24/22 07:14:30] Centrixx bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:15:14 towards level 63.
[03/24/22 07:42:08] The local wizard imbued hugga's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hugga's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/22 08:08:10] Lenny_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:46:26 towards level 57.
[03/24/22 09:02:48] Angelina was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:52:42 from level 54.
[03/24/22 09:12:20] Neil found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:46 towards level 54.
[03/24/22 09:52:09] elf has dealt KindOne a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:21:47 is added to KindOne's clock.
[03/24/22 10:35:06] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:28:02 towards level 63.
[03/24/22 10:46:42] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:37 towards level 63.
[03/24/22 11:30:31] Cockatrice's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Cockatrice's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/24/22 11:48:49] Omega found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:35 towards level 50.
[03/24/22 12:27:06] Forud discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:52:57 towards level 61.
[03/24/22 13:13:16] jayvee was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:58 from level 62.
[03/24/22 13:33:50] megubyte's charm ate a bolt of lightning! megubyte's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/22 13:43:16] h00k was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:54 from level 35.
[03/24/22 13:45:43] KindOne was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:13:36 from level 59.
[03/24/22 14:22:35] MELOONi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:44:48 towards level 61.
[03/24/22 14:36:17] Fenrik was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:50:54 from level 63.
[03/24/22 14:59:45] Togra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:35:22 towards level 61.
[03/24/22 15:24:31] Nuae was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:46:21 from level 56.
[03/24/22 16:07:13] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:09 towards level 57.
[03/24/22 16:53:19] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:24:19 towards level 61.
[03/24/22 17:17:06] buzel was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:25:05 from level 63.
[03/24/22 17:47:09] Crazycatlady caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:51:41 towards level 62.
[03/24/22 17:59:42] xbill discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:08:24 towards level 64.
[03/24/22 18:30:15] golgy reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! golgy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/22 18:46:39] blackroot burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! blackroot's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/24/22 20:06:05] tsr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:16:40 towards level 59.
[03/24/22 21:24:27] tswsl slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! tswsl's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/24/22 22:57:19] tswsl's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! tswsl's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/24/22 23:14:50] _sh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:43:19 towards level 63.
[03/24/22 23:46:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hugga's tunic! hugga's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/22 00:06:04] Gorek has dealt Sokar a Critical Strike! 9 days, 02:43:12 is added to Sokar's clock.
[03/25/22 00:10:34] Thorael ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:04:12 from level 63.
[03/25/22 00:24:58] Wolf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:50:42 from level 63.
[03/25/22 00:29:56] crysis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:09:35 towards level 60.
[03/25/22 00:51:24] jjasghar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:52:01 towards level 59.
[03/25/22 01:39:31] CrashOverride caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:52:26 towards level 64.
[03/25/22 01:54:08] krin was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:27:31 from level 63.
[03/25/22 02:00:46] bsleep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:14:01 towards level 60.
[03/25/22 02:28:12] Gorek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:58:46 towards level 65.
[03/25/22 02:53:47] Thorael walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:14:29 from level 63.
[03/25/22 02:57:14] gegenschein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:53 towards level 57.
[03/25/22 03:38:39] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:35 towards level 62.
[03/25/22 03:41:58] Lenny_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:32 towards level 57.
[03/25/22 04:13:44] postikana caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:57 towards level 58.
[03/25/22 04:22:43] Nysdar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:40:17 towards level 62.
[03/25/22 04:22:52] eising was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:03:29 from level 63.
[03/25/22 07:20:29] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:20 towards level 57.
[03/25/22 08:07:21] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:44:00 towards level 64.
[03/25/22 09:37:08] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:16:22 towards level 63.
[03/25/22 10:07:07] dwfreed was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:49:28 from level 64.
[03/25/22 10:36:38] kptr met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:52:08 from level 63.
[03/25/22 10:56:08] Khorne found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:20:36 towards level 63.
[03/25/22 11:45:49] Nuae was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:18:13 from level 56.
[03/25/22 12:51:50] JackyB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:50:13 towards level 58.
[03/25/22 13:55:08] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:41 towards level 64.
[03/25/22 14:18:33] Thorael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:04:04 towards level 63.
[03/25/22 14:42:53] ToHellWithGA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:30 towards level 64.
[03/25/22 15:06:16] Kritzefitz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:41 towards level 60.
[03/25/22 15:17:26] vegadark had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:58:37 towards level 64.
[03/25/22 16:23:52] adamus1red had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:55:32 towards level 62.
[03/25/22 17:03:18] Centrixx bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:22:36 towards level 63.
[03/25/22 17:52:15] Sherpard2 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:27:52 towards level 62.
[03/25/22 18:02:50] Vigrid discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:58 towards level 29.
[03/25/22 18:14:43] Angelina found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:21 towards level 54.
[03/25/22 18:17:23] Tangles reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tangles's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/22 19:52:14] The local wizard imbued JackyB's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JackyB's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/22 20:55:16] Sherpard2 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:28 towards level 62.
[03/25/22 21:02:03] csc2ya was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:00:22 towards level 56.
[03/25/22 21:28:05] Al-bot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:30 towards level 39.
[03/25/22 21:32:24] Forud was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:46:50 towards level 61.
[03/25/22 21:48:39] StalkR was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:05 towards level 61.
[03/25/22 22:39:37] Chuck bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:09:30 towards level 60.
[03/25/22 22:41:01] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:29:44 towards level 62.
[03/25/22 23:14:23] buzel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:52:28 towards level 63.
[03/25/22 23:51:46] zbe ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:19:11 from level 63.
[03/26/22 00:30:46] Abe ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:59:21 from level 59.
[03/26/22 00:43:15] yNos found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:08 towards level 55.
[03/26/22 01:06:23] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:09:35 towards level 57.
[03/26/22 01:08:14] csc2ya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:57:27 towards level 56.
[03/26/22 01:59:54] apb has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 6 days, 23:27:48 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[03/26/22 02:21:19] Alarien found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:55 towards level 61.
[03/26/22 02:35:04] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:18:59 towards level 62.
[03/26/22 02:45:22] zbe was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:46:19 from level 63.
[03/26/22 03:04:53] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:37:36 towards level 64.
[03/26/22 03:14:42] bsleep reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bsleep's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/22 03:36:35] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:07:33 towards level 64.
[03/26/22 04:27:22] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:32 towards level 61.
[03/26/22 04:31:13] kline hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:26 towards level 63.
[03/26/22 04:37:18] hax404 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:21 towards level 62.
[03/26/22 04:39:40] Ankhers ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:49:59 from level 62.
[03/26/22 05:52:37] Jaxxsinn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:39 towards level 29.
[03/26/22 06:00:47] postikana got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:44 towards level 58.
[03/26/22 06:24:03] The local wizard imbued gradator's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gradator's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/22 07:22:08] washclof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:12:25 towards level 64.
[03/26/22 07:30:16] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:58 towards level 63.
[03/26/22 08:20:00] Khorne was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:24:18 from level 63.
[03/26/22 09:06:45] Aksej's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Aksej's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/22 09:50:52] Destruia was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:31:46 from level 61.
[03/26/22 09:58:36] mordac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:16:30 from level 63.
[03/26/22 10:36:21] Disruptor was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:55:38 from level 59.
[03/26/22 11:05:39] Al-bot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:48 towards level 40.
[03/26/22 11:10:07] yNos discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:54 towards level 55.
[03/26/22 11:23:00] Disruptor fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:42:42 from level 59.
[03/26/22 11:24:21] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:56:51 towards level 60.
[03/26/22 11:47:45] Ecko spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Ecko's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/26/22 11:49:52] MELOONi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:12:06 towards level 61.
[03/26/22 11:50:01] vegadark was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:35:36 from level 64.
[03/26/22 12:22:27] Tabmow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:33 towards level 37.
[03/26/22 13:34:54] golgy was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:27:35 from level 61.
[03/26/22 14:18:27] anarcat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:41:14 towards level 64.
[03/26/22 14:50:48] invisiblek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:52 towards level 40.
[03/26/22 14:51:45] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:59 towards level 63.
[03/26/22 15:11:55] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:19:43 towards level 60.
[03/26/22 15:14:17] megubyte was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:24:12 from level 60.
[03/26/22 16:55:31] Al-bot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:08 towards level 40.
[03/26/22 17:15:39] Yarosh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:57:21 towards level 62.
[03/26/22 17:17:42] yNos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:49 towards level 55.
[03/26/22 17:19:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on allo's tunic! allo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/22 17:30:29] A_Dragon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! A_Dragon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/22 17:38:10] nyuszika7h got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:28:52 from level 63.
[03/26/22 18:13:25] CompanionCube caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:09:03 towards level 64.
[03/26/22 20:11:21] sky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:12:48 towards level 61.
[03/26/22 20:17:29] shikhin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! shikhin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/22 20:39:57] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:59 towards level 60.
[03/26/22 21:14:04] Angelina was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:28:51 towards level 54.
[03/26/22 21:45:32] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:21 towards level 51.
[03/26/22 22:04:21] Chuck was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:57:21 towards level 60.
[03/26/22 22:28:24] V had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:31 towards level 63.
[03/26/22 23:10:03] megubyte was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:01:38 towards level 60.
[03/26/22 23:39:02] Tenorman got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:12:09 from level 62.
[03/27/22 00:14:57] GilbertErik was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:27:16 from level 57.
[03/27/22 00:23:04] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:15 towards level 47.
[03/27/22 00:31:03] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:08 towards level 44.
[03/27/22 01:00:33] Syloq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:23:29 towards level 62.
[03/27/22 01:17:09] KeboDK was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:51:25 from level 60.
[03/27/22 01:43:30] Affliction ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:55:54 from level 62.
[03/27/22 01:52:43] Algernon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:19:15 towards level 61.
[03/27/22 02:49:11] Andrio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:48:10 towards level 61.
[03/27/22 02:52:32] The local wizard imbued simple's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! simple's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/22 03:05:45] krin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:51:15 towards level 63.
[03/27/22 03:18:11] soltys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:55 towards level 62.
[03/27/22 04:22:44] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:33 towards level 65.
[03/27/22 05:03:06] dyvonna was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:56 towards level 45.
[03/27/22 05:27:10] SirBummelz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:10:25 towards level 53.
[03/27/22 07:24:47] invisiblek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:19 towards level 40.
[03/27/22 09:23:48] buyoq was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:44:06 towards level 61.
[03/27/22 09:41:55] Angelina bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:19:33 towards level 54.
[03/27/22 10:30:54] CornFly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/22 10:35:49] Crazycatlady was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:20:29 towards level 62.
[03/27/22 10:42:11] Bkid was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:39:00 from level 59.
[03/27/22 10:43:05] soltys's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! soltys's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/22 10:45:53] tomhek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:38 towards level 62.
[03/27/22 10:55:07] tsr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:18:10 towards level 59.
[03/27/22 13:30:19] idlegood caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:03 towards level 29.
[03/27/22 13:43:47] Drin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Drin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/22 14:10:37] Svetland found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:56:06 towards level 63.
[03/27/22 14:13:05] golgy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:24:28 towards level 61.
[03/27/22 14:45:11] Ralle was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:28:01 towards level 52.
[03/27/22 15:46:29] krin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:32 towards level 63.
[03/27/22 17:13:45] nawcom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:06:59 towards level 60.
[03/27/22 17:27:30] Bolded's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Bolded's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/22 17:59:46] Tabmow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:15 towards level 38.
[03/27/22 18:00:44] Abe was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:04:07 from level 59.
[03/27/22 18:39:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on M144's tunic! M144's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/22 18:51:51] idleneutral was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:04 from level 29.
[03/27/22 19:19:31] cadfael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:09:29 towards level 57.
[03/27/22 20:14:56] buzel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:53:21 from level 63.
[03/27/22 20:20:51] _sh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:08:33 from level 63.
[03/27/22 21:38:36] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:08 towards level 55.
[03/27/22 23:25:37] herald got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:43:42 from level 53.
[03/27/22 23:52:31] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:06:27 towards level 64.
[03/27/22 23:54:34] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:33 from level 63.
[03/27/22 23:56:07] cremefresh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:58 towards level 64.
[03/28/22 00:08:00] Hirion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:54:34 towards level 62.
[03/28/22 00:25:22] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:20 towards level 63.
[03/28/22 00:51:25] mordac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:11 towards level 63.
[03/28/22 01:26:04] The local wizard imbued MELOONi's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! MELOONi's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/22 02:26:38] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:37 towards level 63.
[03/28/22 02:43:48] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:57:41 towards level 58.
[03/28/22 03:14:01] Asara gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:11:01 towards level 66.
[03/28/22 03:35:10] starlink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:28:58 towards level 62.
[03/28/22 03:51:20] Pinkman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:59 towards level 57.
[03/28/22 03:57:36] Disruptor got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:10 towards level 59.
[03/28/22 04:40:06] idleneutral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:37 towards level 30.
[03/28/22 05:07:44] blabber ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:39:47 from level 61.
[03/28/22 06:44:22] signofzeta got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:45:20 from level 56.
[03/28/22 06:50:20] Theleveler fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:45:31 from level 62.
[03/28/22 07:10:51] Bkid found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:38:37 towards level 59.
[03/28/22 08:05:55] Pinkman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:47:39 towards level 57.
[03/28/22 08:23:37] thatmint's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! thatmint's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/22 08:54:26] ukleinek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:15:35 from level 59.
[03/28/22 08:56:14] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:41:52 towards level 59.
[03/28/22 09:22:58] Drin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:11 towards level 59.
[03/28/22 10:36:30] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:33:38 from level 63.
[03/28/22 10:40:04] bsleep was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:21:32 towards level 60.
[03/28/22 10:42:10] hugga was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:57 towards level 53.
[03/28/22 10:45:35] tomhek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tomhek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/22 11:00:53] sheu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:08 towards level 64.
[03/28/22 11:02:05] elf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! elf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/22 12:04:50] Ecko found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:47:09 towards level 51.
[03/28/22 12:42:20] Ecko found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:57:55 towards level 51.
[03/28/22 12:53:53] MELOONi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:34 towards level 61.
[03/28/22 12:56:03] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:58:07 towards level 63.
[03/28/22 12:56:36] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:20:48 towards level 60.
[03/28/22 13:14:55] adamus1red found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:22:42 towards level 62.
[03/28/22 14:17:35] RanTanRan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:58 towards level 47.
[03/28/22 14:17:59] EddieT137's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! EddieT137's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/22 14:45:25] bookworm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:47:28 towards level 62.
[03/28/22 14:53:59] blabber bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:57:06 towards level 61.
[03/28/22 15:05:13] BastelBot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:10 from level 62.
[03/28/22 15:52:24] JackyB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:03 towards level 58.
[03/28/22 16:29:58] signofzeta has dealt Bahhumbug a Critical Strike! 7 days, 06:04:18 is added to Bahhumbug's clock.
[03/28/22 16:39:57] A_Dragon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:26:46 towards level 64.
[03/28/22 16:51:29] kinus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:09 towards level 55.
[03/28/22 16:54:03] GilbertErik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:51:32 towards level 57.
[03/28/22 17:28:22] RussellB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:04:53 towards level 64.
[03/28/22 17:41:40] sam was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:34:05 from level 56.
[03/28/22 18:01:14] krin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:12:25 towards level 63.
[03/28/22 18:07:12] Covid-19 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:19:32 from level 62.
[03/28/22 18:08:27] Sherpard2 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:32 towards level 62.
[03/28/22 18:12:04] Helystraza caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:32 towards level 43.
[03/28/22 19:10:01] Bahhumbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:07:55 towards level 59.
[03/28/22 20:01:45] dwfreed burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! dwfreed's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/28/22 20:14:54] buyoq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buyoq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/22 20:39:02] Centrixx got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:10 towards level 63.
[03/28/22 21:23:46] megubyte slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! megubyte's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/28/22 21:25:13] kptr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:04:00 towards level 63.
[03/28/22 22:14:26] thornrag's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! thornrag's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/22 22:17:29] Destruia gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:23:52 towards level 61.
[03/28/22 23:08:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Lnk's tunic! Lnk's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/22 23:26:12] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:13 towards level 61.
[03/29/22 01:59:31] heisenbug ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:46:28 from level 64.
[03/29/22 02:04:09] gegenschein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:44 towards level 57.
[03/29/22 02:05:30] Neil had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:45 towards level 54.
[03/29/22 02:28:29] herald hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:12:00 towards level 53.
[03/29/22 03:06:51] Cirdan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:47 towards level 63.
[03/29/22 03:17:35] MELOONi walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:18:52 from level 61.
[03/29/22 03:28:25] TheSilentLink was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:27:03 from level 59.
[03/29/22 03:40:39] Disruptor was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:20 from level 59.
[03/29/22 03:55:27] mordac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:57:15 towards level 63.
[03/29/22 05:15:16] Arch was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:24:18 from level 59.
[03/29/22 05:27:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on elf's tunic! elf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/22 06:26:53] The local wizard imbued fstrelok's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! fstrelok's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/22 07:28:11] Omega discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:35:11 towards level 51.
[03/29/22 07:47:46] Lnk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:10 towards level 65.
[03/29/22 07:48:19] Svetland has dealt bookworm a Critical Strike! 6 days, 23:13:03 is added to bookworm's clock.
[03/29/22 07:51:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Disruptor's tunic! Disruptor's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/22 07:57:24] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/22 08:02:58] idleneutral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:28 towards level 32.
[03/29/22 08:32:59] crank was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:01:37 from level 63.
[03/29/22 09:07:50] average's charm ate a bolt of lightning! average's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/22 09:10:54] Khorne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:02:44 towards level 64.
[03/29/22 09:37:36] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:51 towards level 63.
[03/29/22 10:27:22] mordac was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:29:26 from level 63.
[03/29/22 11:04:04] mordac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:52 towards level 63.
[03/29/22 12:55:11] krin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! krin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/22 12:57:26] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:54:23 towards level 62.
[03/29/22 13:14:00] Cirdan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:08 towards level 63.
[03/29/22 14:18:28] Acolarh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:32:48 towards level 63.
[03/29/22 14:54:04] JamCow walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:34:35 from level 62.
[03/29/22 15:04:31] signofzeta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:39 towards level 56.
[03/29/22 15:19:54] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:40 towards level 64.
[03/29/22 15:23:04] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:47 towards level 62.
[03/29/22 16:32:50] "\@_'s amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! "\@_'s amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/22 16:56:10] Lnk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:16 towards level 65.
[03/29/22 17:24:45] nya burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! nya's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/29/22 18:40:23] idlegood reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idlegood's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/22 19:33:27] Alarien was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:56 towards level 61.
[03/29/22 20:54:05] Ankhers was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:37:41 from level 63.
[03/29/22 21:41:00] Kritzefitz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:03 towards level 60.
[03/29/22 21:46:10] ryp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:07 towards level 45.
[03/29/22 22:17:12] ChowderKeg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:31 towards level 64.
[03/29/22 23:42:26] Yarosh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:26:14 towards level 62.
[03/30/22 00:36:04] d4n13L was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:28 towards level 61.
[03/30/22 01:04:41] Vigrid had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:03 towards level 35.
[03/30/22 01:43:12] Nuae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:07:27 from level 56.
[03/30/22 02:11:09] strife walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:00:29 from level 52.
[03/30/22 03:18:16] Acolarh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:45:05 towards level 63.
[03/30/22 03:37:10] pfoley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:02 towards level 60.
[03/30/22 03:38:40] TimWolla slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! TimWolla's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/22 04:06:09] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:17:01 towards level 64.
[03/30/22 04:19:41] pants met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:03:26 from level 64.
[03/30/22 04:21:57] SSLbits spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! SSLbits's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/22 04:37:15] Pinkman's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Pinkman's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/22 04:45:46] postikana was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:35 towards level 58.
[03/30/22 04:46:34] buyoq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:13:10 towards level 61.
[03/30/22 05:16:16] el tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:58:34 towards level 63.
[03/30/22 05:42:55] sc's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sc's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/22 06:01:53] washclof reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! washclof's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/22 06:53:13] RanTanRan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:25 towards level 47.
[03/30/22 06:55:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kachin's tunic! Kachin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/22 07:21:16] sheu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:07:18 towards level 65.
[03/30/22 07:36:16] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:36:02 towards level 64.
[03/30/22 07:39:08] mordac was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:15 from level 63.
[03/30/22 09:14:02] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:46 towards level 47.
[03/30/22 09:17:53] zifnab06 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:26:08 towards level 59.
[03/30/22 10:41:06] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:16:47 towards level 62.
[03/30/22 11:03:50] gegenschein hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:53 towards level 57.
[03/30/22 12:32:13] Ecko found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:34 towards level 51.
[03/30/22 13:06:34] _sh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:44 towards level 63.
[03/30/22 14:09:41] anarcat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:51 towards level 64.
[03/30/22 14:45:01] jjasghar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:45:32 towards level 59.
[03/30/22 15:01:47] solarsparq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:13 towards level 51.
[03/30/22 15:31:56] yNos walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:18:28 from level 55.
[03/30/22 15:35:06] Jens was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:01:31 from level 61.
[03/30/22 15:44:55] Lord255 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:41:28 towards level 65.
[03/30/22 15:55:33] bobvador found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:15:55 towards level 62.
[03/30/22 15:59:43] herald gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:44:46 towards level 53.
[03/30/22 16:38:43] starlink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:29:01 towards level 62.
[03/30/22 17:25:14] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:59 towards level 64.
[03/30/22 17:35:58] Fam0r reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fam0r's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/22 17:58:42] Arch found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:37 towards level 59.
[03/30/22 18:24:57] Paganel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:10 towards level 63.
[03/30/22 18:25:54] cadfael's charm ate a bolt of lightning! cadfael's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/22 18:58:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Techman's tunic! Techman's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/22 19:42:37] nawcom was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:05 towards level 60.
[03/30/22 20:14:00] Vigrid discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:47 towards level 36.
[03/30/22 20:48:05] Carl was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:49:11 from level 62.
[03/30/22 20:53:57] Bolded tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:25:25 towards level 54.
[03/30/22 21:05:48] Affliction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:32:53 towards level 62.
[03/30/22 21:39:22] Nysdar's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Nysdar's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/22 22:06:38] Neil was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:09:39 from level 55.
[03/30/22 23:01:39] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:38 towards level 62.
[03/30/22 23:04:46] eising was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:54:55 towards level 63.
[03/30/22 23:16:54] Tangles tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:08:25 towards level 59.
[03/30/22 23:18:25] Centrixx has dealt Chuck a Critical Strike! 4 days, 13:16:55 is added to Chuck's clock.
[03/30/22 23:55:27] kobld had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:45 towards level 13.
[03/31/22 00:46:11] Tenedos ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:24:54 from level 59.
[03/31/22 01:50:07] EddieT137 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:32 towards level 55.
[03/31/22 01:50:13] cremefresh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:16:00 towards level 64.
[03/31/22 03:02:15] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:18 towards level 45.
[03/31/22 03:51:27] TauPan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:51:24 towards level 57.
[03/31/22 03:58:10] cation found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:16 towards level 25.
[03/31/22 04:00:40] TheSilentLink was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:03:00 from level 59.
[03/31/22 05:52:26] Syloq slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Syloq's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/31/22 07:06:38] Misza found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:34 towards level 60.
[03/31/22 07:27:58] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:52 towards level 61.
[03/31/22 07:43:37] tomhek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:24 towards level 62.
[03/31/22 08:16:02] idleevil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:22 towards level 34.
[03/31/22 08:34:09] bobvador was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:24:06 from level 62.
[03/31/22 08:36:09] Paganel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:41 towards level 63.
[03/31/22 09:16:36] Andrio met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:03:44 from level 61.
[03/31/22 10:01:42] Mattusmindus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:29:53 towards level 61.
[03/31/22 10:07:04] invisiblek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:56 towards level 42.
[03/31/22 10:24:53] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:05 towards level 62.
[03/31/22 11:24:28] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:17:24 towards level 58.
[03/31/22 11:46:35] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:51:48 towards level 64.
[03/31/22 13:26:37] The local wizard imbued dyvonna's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dyvonna's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/22 13:44:08] sky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:32 towards level 61.
[03/31/22 13:56:38] freeboson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:49:31 from level 61.
[03/31/22 14:44:12] golgy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:51:03 towards level 61.
[03/31/22 15:01:30] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:20 towards level 61.
[03/31/22 15:53:17] idlegood was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:10:42 from level 35.
[03/31/22 16:53:20] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:30:58 towards level 64.
[03/31/22 17:17:02] Pinkman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:54 towards level 57.
[03/31/22 17:18:50] Ecko ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:30:41 from level 51.
[03/31/22 18:18:32] herald was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:09 towards level 53.
[03/31/22 18:37:03] io ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:34:55 from level 65.
[03/31/22 19:28:31] Tenedos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:35:49 towards level 59.
[03/31/22 19:42:23] The_Decryptor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:20 towards level 61.
[03/31/22 21:58:57] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:26:12 towards level 63.
[03/31/22 22:16:42] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:22 towards level 57.
[03/31/22 22:18:01] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:08:26 towards level 64.
[03/31/22 22:39:47] starlink got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:21:26 towards level 62.
[03/31/22 23:31:03] dwfreed was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:51:36 from level 64.
[03/31/22 23:53:20] Omega was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:13:37 from level 51.
[03/31/22 23:57:35] mordac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:13 towards level 63.
[04/01/22 00:23:08] BastelBot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:49 towards level 62.
[04/01/22 00:37:02] Acolarh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:35:48 from level 63.
[04/01/22 00:38:29] ryp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:28 towards level 45.
[04/01/22 01:00:43] thornrag gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:23:32 towards level 63.
[04/01/22 01:15:46] tmberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:27:49 towards level 61.
[04/01/22 01:39:03] MetaNova found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:39:15 towards level 63.
[04/01/22 02:16:35] Vigrid slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Vigrid's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/22 02:21:27] blabber found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:02:55 towards level 61.
[04/01/22 03:01:54] washclof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:24 towards level 64.
[04/01/22 03:04:40] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:51:17 towards level 61.
[04/01/22 03:12:30] Al-bot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:45:25 from level 42.
[04/01/22 03:20:59] EddieT137's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! EddieT137's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/22 03:36:44] Feltharell gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:27:11 towards level 56.
[04/01/22 04:24:23] megubyte reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! megubyte's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/01/22 04:28:48] dwfreed was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:42 towards level 64.
[04/01/22 05:48:16] Bkid burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Bkid's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/22 06:24:49] canton7 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:17:09 from level 61.
[04/01/22 06:31:33] Omega found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:31 towards level 51.
[04/01/22 06:51:33] laama was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:21:40 towards level 64.
[04/01/22 09:25:04] signofzeta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:49:06 towards level 57.
[04/01/22 10:27:40] Kachin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:49 towards level 61.
[04/01/22 10:50:07] soltys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:42 towards level 62.
[04/01/22 11:37:23] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:27:56 towards level 52.
[04/01/22 12:00:12] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:12 towards level 62.
[04/01/22 12:07:53] zifnab06 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:47:17 towards level 59.
[04/01/22 12:25:27] idleneutral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:17 towards level 35.
[04/01/22 12:34:38] Silvanus_Betrium ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:33:29 from level 61.
[04/01/22 12:38:54] MELOONi reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MELOONi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/01/22 13:54:07] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:44 towards level 65.
[04/01/22 13:57:14] Algernon met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:11:31 from level 61.
[04/01/22 14:00:21] Ungoliant found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:00 towards level 56.
[04/01/22 14:07:35] Neil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:38:26 towards level 55.
[04/01/22 15:01:07] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:58 towards level 64.
[04/01/22 15:15:10] Wolf was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:27:22 from level 63.
[04/01/22 15:18:52] strife was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:13:52 from level 53.
[04/01/22 16:25:22] Bkid was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:21:41 towards level 60.
[04/01/22 16:28:14] bookworm burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bookworm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/22 17:35:29] misha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:05:21 towards level 63.
[04/01/22 17:59:19] Al-bot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:41 towards level 42.
[04/01/22 18:08:29] xbill was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:36 from level 64.
[04/01/22 18:43:43] SirBummelz has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:52:51 is added to Tangles's clock.
[04/01/22 19:00:54] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:44 towards level 65.
[04/01/22 20:30:11] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:31 towards level 61.
[04/01/22 21:18:06] bookworm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:19:10 towards level 62.
[04/01/22 21:22:07] BUSY's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! BUSY's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/22 21:38:20] Carl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:01:45 towards level 62.
[04/01/22 21:55:08] blackroot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:54 towards level 61.
[04/01/22 22:01:48] Centrixx bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:56 towards level 63.
[04/01/22 22:20:13] drahthaar has dealt Varjatticus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:21:41 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[04/01/22 22:37:41] bobvador discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:06:42 towards level 62.
[04/01/22 23:00:06] mordac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:52:06 towards level 64.
[04/01/22 23:06:40] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:25 towards level 56.
[04/02/22 00:10:57] coding_monk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:24 towards level 60.
[04/02/22 00:14:52] tswsl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tswsl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/22 00:24:34] bookworm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:38:37 from level 62.
[04/02/22 02:15:53] KeboDK had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:37:06 towards level 60.
[04/02/22 02:32:50] Crazycatlady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:33 towards level 62.
[04/02/22 03:17:54] cornfeedhobo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:09 towards level 57.
[04/02/22 03:52:12] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:39:49 from level 64.
[04/02/22 04:09:57] Ralle discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:01 towards level 52.
[04/02/22 04:17:29] Bahhumbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:28:55 towards level 59.
[04/02/22 04:32:08] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:26 towards level 48.
[04/02/22 04:34:11] Psilocybe ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:37:42 from level 63.
[04/02/22 05:51:54] eising discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:48:36 towards level 63.
[04/02/22 06:20:18] Ferris was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:32 towards level 48.
[04/02/22 06:49:00] jayvee found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:25 towards level 63.
[04/02/22 08:06:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gegenschein's tunic! gegenschein's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/22 08:19:47] drahthaar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:24:21 towards level 64.
[04/02/22 08:29:21] Kachin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kachin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/22 08:36:55] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:37 towards level 63.
[04/02/22 09:55:44] Thorael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:11 towards level 63.
[04/02/22 10:43:56] Fam0r gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:36 towards level 33.
[04/02/22 11:33:09] crysis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:31:34 towards level 60.
[04/02/22 12:01:17] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:16 towards level 64.
[04/02/22 12:05:24] talisein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:35:26 towards level 64.
[04/02/22 14:16:42] tmberg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:42:33 from level 61.
[04/02/22 14:27:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bananaboat's tunic! bananaboat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/22 14:28:36] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:59:20 towards level 58.
[04/02/22 15:01:36] Bahhumbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:15:55 towards level 59.
[04/02/22 15:32:13] Forud hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:29 towards level 61.
[04/02/22 16:20:39] Sokar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:06:49 from level 63.
[04/02/22 16:29:15] golgy got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:12:32 towards level 61.
[04/02/22 16:56:08] Mattusmindus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:41:47 towards level 61.
[04/02/22 16:58:03] The local wizard imbued Neil's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Neil's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/22 18:04:05] scumola discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:40:09 towards level 58.
[04/02/22 18:26:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on iiriix's tunic! iiriix's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/22 18:37:47] Arch found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:20:58 towards level 60.
[04/02/22 19:42:47] dyvonna was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:32 towards level 46.
[04/02/22 19:46:06] signofzeta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:22:06 from level 57.
[04/02/22 20:31:53] JigmeDatse was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:07:34 from level 60.
[04/02/22 20:40:27] laama hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:15:32 towards level 64.
[04/02/22 21:23:04] Psilocybe slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Psilocybe's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/02/22 21:30:59] t3chn0 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:31:36 towards level 62.
[04/02/22 22:31:24] Bkid found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:35:12 towards level 60.
[04/02/22 22:57:15] Ecko ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:14 from level 51.
[04/02/22 23:06:05] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:52:00 towards level 58.
[04/02/22 23:07:38] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:18 towards level 63.
[04/02/22 23:11:48] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:18:27 towards level 59.
[04/02/22 23:15:06] canton7 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:47 towards level 61.
[04/02/22 23:21:42] RussellB walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:44:10 from level 64.
[04/02/22 23:33:14] JigmeDatse bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:34:28 towards level 60.
[04/03/22 00:23:45] Fam0r caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:43 towards level 34.
[04/03/22 00:37:44] CompanionCube was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:34:20 from level 64.
[04/03/22 00:50:59] "\@_ was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:12:57 from level 62.
[04/03/22 01:35:22] Ankhers had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:29:32 towards level 63.
[04/03/22 01:44:33] pants was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:22:28 from level 64.
[04/03/22 01:51:35] bg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:31:14 towards level 64.
[04/03/22 02:03:40] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:00:18 towards level 61.
[04/03/22 02:06:01] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:14:59 towards level 63.
[04/03/22 02:22:58] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:03:59 towards level 65.
[04/03/22 03:18:13] StalkR was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:31:28 from level 62.
[04/03/22 04:48:11] eising hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:43:06 towards level 63.
[04/03/22 05:12:46] krin got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:51:19 from level 63.
[04/03/22 05:31:05] eising was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:42 towards level 63.
[04/03/22 07:10:08] blackroot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:07 towards level 61.
[04/03/22 07:23:14] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:57:33 towards level 62.
[04/03/22 07:47:57] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:16:57 towards level 64.
[04/03/22 08:18:18] nyuszika7h caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:45:00 towards level 63.
[04/03/22 08:34:39] Ralle found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:49 towards level 52.
[04/03/22 09:22:54] io was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:39:57 towards level 65.
[04/03/22 09:45:27] V found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:54:22 towards level 64.
[04/03/22 10:22:36] HeavyPodda tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:29:40 towards level 62.
[04/03/22 10:45:18] ryp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:32 towards level 46.
[04/03/22 11:17:13] vectr0n had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:04 towards level 58.
[04/03/22 11:49:55] io's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! io's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/03/22 11:52:13] Alarien was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:16:17 from level 62.
[04/03/22 11:58:08] JamCow was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:14:48 from level 62.
[04/03/22 12:40:38] Paganel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:53 towards level 63.
[04/03/22 12:49:33] gildarts has dealt blackroot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:42:12 is added to blackroot's clock.
[04/03/22 12:51:49] Drin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:44:40 towards level 60.
[04/03/22 13:06:24] idleevil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:34 towards level 37.
[04/03/22 13:20:05] aqsd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:46 towards level 61.
[04/03/22 13:35:59] CompanionCube gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:03 towards level 64.
[04/03/22 13:55:59] JackyB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:06:53 towards level 59.
[04/03/22 14:05:04] Bluedog was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:36:06 towards level 63.
[04/03/22 14:17:43] Disruptor gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:54:57 towards level 60.
[04/03/22 14:56:40] Pricey was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:43 towards level 55.
[04/03/22 15:33:25] ZOTTA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:36 towards level 46.
[04/03/22 15:51:59] yNos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:54:20 towards level 56.
[04/03/22 16:58:09] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:30:19 towards level 59.
[04/03/22 17:41:48] eising got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:28:44 from level 63.
[04/03/22 17:47:22] crank was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:12:33 from level 63.
[04/03/22 18:14:54] Crazycatlady found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:59:25 towards level 63.
[04/03/22 18:15:27] buyoq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:30:11 towards level 61.
[04/03/22 18:25:50] Feltharell found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:31 towards level 56.
[04/03/22 19:00:03] The local wizard imbued blackroot's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! blackroot's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/03/22 19:38:10] tmberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:56:00 towards level 61.
[04/03/22 20:12:46] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:22:39 from level 62.
[04/03/22 20:39:33] A_Dragon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:32:10 from level 64.
[04/03/22 20:42:31] Asara ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:47:00 from level 66.
[04/03/22 20:47:20] Malvolio's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Malvolio's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/03/22 21:06:42] vegadark ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:47:26 from level 65.
[04/03/22 21:21:03] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:35 towards level 62.
[04/03/22 21:38:11] Theleveler was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:40 from level 62.
[04/03/22 21:38:41] The local wizard imbued zbe's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zbe's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/03/22 22:07:37] CodeGeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:28 towards level 62.
[04/03/22 22:24:14] Aksej discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:51 towards level 58.
[04/03/22 22:49:30] Al-bot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:25 towards level 43.
[04/03/22 23:12:07] h00k reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! h00k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/03/22 23:45:40] Abe was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:17:04 from level 59.
[04/04/22 00:17:34] aqsd was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:59:59 from level 61.
[04/04/22 00:19:52] t3chn0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:56:49 towards level 62.
[04/04/22 00:59:50] tswsl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:24:13 from level 64.
[04/04/22 01:30:59] pasquale reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pasquale's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/22 03:08:21] kobld bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:39 towards level 30.
[04/04/22 03:48:21] washclof was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:06:45 towards level 65.
[04/04/22 03:57:52] kzootech was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:48:29 from level 48.
[04/04/22 04:09:04] idleneutral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:30 towards level 37.
[04/04/22 04:21:30] ChowderKeg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:16 towards level 64.
[04/04/22 04:47:17] hugga was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:16 towards level 54.
[04/04/22 05:00:26] Sario was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:16:38 towards level 52.
[04/04/22 06:34:25] Andrio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:54:25 towards level 61.
[04/04/22 06:35:16] tswsl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:49:16 towards level 64.
[04/04/22 06:43:19] tomhek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:05:10 from level 62.
[04/04/22 06:48:10] zifnab06 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:17:50 towards level 59.
[04/04/22 08:49:35] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:31:32 towards level 59.
[04/04/22 08:52:30] tomhek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:38 towards level 62.
[04/04/22 09:04:54] Andrio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Andrio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/04/22 09:13:37] Ancalagon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:07:33 towards level 61.
[04/04/22 09:57:00] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:29:49 towards level 63.
[04/04/22 10:34:09] Affliction reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Affliction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/22 10:47:35] Tenedos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:18 towards level 59.
[04/04/22 10:52:12] adamus1red has dealt mordac a Critical Strike! 7 days, 03:45:30 is added to mordac's clock.
[04/04/22 11:15:08] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:22:54 towards level 59.
[04/04/22 11:28:31] cfjk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cfjk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/22 11:29:34] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:31:35 towards level 63.
[04/04/22 11:49:05] pasquale found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:01 towards level 37.
[04/04/22 13:07:00] Sherpard2 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:38 towards level 62.
[04/04/22 13:52:18] JigmeDatse slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! JigmeDatse's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/04/22 14:47:16] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:03:56 towards level 62.
[04/04/22 14:53:59] texke hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:20 towards level 63.
[04/04/22 15:03:58] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:08:40 towards level 65.
[04/04/22 15:08:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Neil's tunic! Neil's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/22 15:44:32] Kritzefitz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:23 towards level 60.
[04/04/22 15:50:24] canton7 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:58 towards level 61.
[04/04/22 16:51:07] Wam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:35 towards level 56.
[04/04/22 16:51:49] Psilocybe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:25 towards level 63.
[04/04/22 17:00:51] aqsd found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:07 towards level 61.
[04/04/22 17:11:05] Gorek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:35 towards level 65.
[04/04/22 17:12:26] ephemer0l caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:24 towards level 48.
[04/04/22 18:05:54] hdm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:21:38 towards level 67.
[04/04/22 18:09:46] Covid-19 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:03:52 towards level 62.
[04/04/22 18:11:13] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:27:05 towards level 64.
[04/04/22 18:12:55] Ungoliant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:23:57 towards level 57.
[04/04/22 19:18:05] Bluedog found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:00:26 towards level 63.
[04/04/22 19:24:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Abe's tunic! Abe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/22 19:30:25] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:25:19 towards level 64.
[04/04/22 20:10:41] tsr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:37 towards level 59.
[04/04/22 20:21:11] Pricey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:20 towards level 55.
[04/04/22 21:00:54] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:11 towards level 58.
[04/04/22 21:04:46] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:10:44 towards level 59.
[04/04/22 21:57:19] Lord255 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:50:16 towards level 65.
[04/04/22 22:25:40] Nysdar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:24 towards level 62.
[04/04/22 22:37:51] invisiblek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:49 towards level 43.
[04/04/22 23:17:28] pfoley ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:12:31 from level 61.
[04/04/22 23:36:59] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:07 towards level 62.
[04/05/22 00:03:07] zbe was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:38:27 from level 64.
[04/05/22 00:09:25] bobvador found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:31:40 towards level 62.
[04/05/22 00:33:13] Sergio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:12:37 towards level 60.
[04/05/22 01:03:34] mordac's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! mordac's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/05/22 01:54:41] krin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:51 towards level 63.
[04/05/22 04:04:14] adamus1red fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:47:30 from level 62.
[04/05/22 04:20:05] freeboson burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! freeboson's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/22 04:59:00] el got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:52:51 towards level 63.
[04/05/22 05:23:29] Disruptor got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:27:47 from level 60.
[04/05/22 06:12:57] Lnk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:31 towards level 65.
[04/05/22 06:14:21] zbe was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:10:29 from level 64.
[04/05/22 07:09:50] fstrelok was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:34 towards level 46.
[04/05/22 07:27:27] tomhek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:07 towards level 62.
[04/05/22 07:32:28] buyoq's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! buyoq's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/05/22 07:46:28] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:36:02 towards level 61.
[04/05/22 07:53:41] Algernon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:39:39 towards level 61.
[04/05/22 08:14:48] Reilly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:42 towards level 57.
[04/05/22 08:27:42] thatmint was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:47 towards level 50.
[04/05/22 08:58:06] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:32:41 towards level 65.
[04/05/22 08:59:12] The local wizard imbued GyrosGeier's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GyrosGeier's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/05/22 09:01:30] talisein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:42:26 towards level 64.
[04/05/22 09:55:13] Andrio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:00 towards level 61.
[04/05/22 10:02:37] Aksej found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:31 towards level 58.
[04/05/22 10:05:52] Paganel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:53:51 towards level 64.
[04/05/22 10:13:24] texke found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:00 towards level 63.
[04/05/22 10:34:01] style tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:09:26 towards level 61.
[04/05/22 10:44:03] tmberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:40:30 towards level 61.
[04/05/22 12:17:22] laama caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:18:43 towards level 64.
[04/05/22 12:55:45] cfjk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:33:17 from level 58.
[04/05/22 13:26:30] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:50 towards level 64.
[04/05/22 14:06:28] el was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:38:48 towards level 63.
[04/05/22 14:23:04] keepermurph tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:49:26 towards level 54.
[04/05/22 14:30:44] Tenedos had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:42 towards level 59.
[04/05/22 14:44:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jayvee's tunic! jayvee's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/05/22 14:46:32] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:20:02 towards level 62.
[04/05/22 14:54:56] ephemer0l has dealt CodeGeek a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:01:16 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[04/05/22 15:32:19] KindOne slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! KindOne's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/22 16:44:41] SCSi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:24 towards level 61.
[04/05/22 16:53:28] JackyB burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! JackyB's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/22 18:14:12] szczot3k's charm ate a bolt of lightning! szczot3k's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/05/22 18:34:15] ukleinek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:28:11 from level 59.
[04/05/22 19:03:54] ahmubashshir met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:10 from level 35.
[04/05/22 19:09:06] Sombra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:10 towards level 63.
[04/05/22 20:52:25] Pricey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:44 towards level 55.
[04/05/22 22:39:37] Forud was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:50 towards level 61.
[04/05/22 23:43:52] hax404 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:06:47 from level 63.
[04/06/22 01:14:24] DrinkyBird ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:50:29 from level 62.
[04/06/22 01:24:14] Andrio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:12:55 towards level 61.
[04/06/22 01:37:16] Ecko caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:29:27 towards level 52.
[04/06/22 01:57:28] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:26 towards level 64.
[04/06/22 02:52:44] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:20:17 towards level 63.
[04/06/22 03:26:05] kline hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:18:42 towards level 64.
[04/06/22 03:43:12] pants met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:05 from level 64.
[04/06/22 04:29:59] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:13 towards level 55.
[04/06/22 04:47:08] tmberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:53:06 towards level 61.
[04/06/22 05:10:39] Nuae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:20:16 towards level 56.
[04/06/22 05:22:10] Crazycatlady was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:26:44 from level 63.
[04/06/22 05:32:47] Asara ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:49:42 from level 66.
[04/06/22 05:38:19] kline bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:36:53 towards level 64.
[04/06/22 06:20:27] Bkid was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:51:31 towards level 60.
[04/06/22 08:15:57] Andrio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:57 towards level 61.
[04/06/22 08:47:55] coding_monk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:06 towards level 60.
[04/06/22 09:17:49] Chuck was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:59 towards level 60.
[04/06/22 09:26:52] Ankhers was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:34:34 from level 63.
[04/06/22 09:29:34] pyre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:21:32 towards level 64.
[04/06/22 09:58:04] zcy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:16 towards level 28.
[04/06/22 10:07:30] Helystraza had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:22 towards level 43.
[04/06/22 10:10:57] ZOTTA walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:32 from level 46.
[04/06/22 10:43:17] MetaNova was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:09:12 from level 63.
[04/06/22 11:24:23] MadMan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:26:10 towards level 63.
[04/06/22 11:40:23] Sokar was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:48:12 from level 63.
[04/06/22 12:33:25] GyrosGeier bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:03:39 towards level 63.
[04/06/22 12:37:26] Algernon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:07:26 towards level 61.
[04/06/22 13:29:18] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:30:10 towards level 57.
[04/06/22 13:39:06] Bkid was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:43:12 from level 60.
[04/06/22 14:05:19] GilbertErik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:47 towards level 57.
[04/06/22 14:22:07] EddieT137 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:09 towards level 55.
[04/06/22 14:34:37] signofzeta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:20:18 from level 57.
[04/06/22 15:12:55] Omega tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:07 towards level 51.
[04/06/22 15:49:02] Paganel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:38:45 towards level 64.
[04/06/22 17:05:06] Pricey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:08 towards level 55.
[04/06/22 17:41:20] io slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! io's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/22 18:03:22] caeli was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:15:14 from level 63.
[04/06/22 18:06:17] BastelBot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:25:53 from level 63.
[04/06/22 18:13:15] Sokar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:17:40 from level 63.
[04/06/22 18:19:04] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:39:54 from level 63.
[04/06/22 19:39:27] Acolarh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:28:18 towards level 63.
[04/06/22 19:47:31] hax404 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:23:26 towards level 63.
[04/06/22 19:59:27] Covid-19 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:46:26 towards level 62.
[04/06/22 21:23:06] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:55:36 towards level 57.
[04/06/22 21:46:46] The local wizard imbued kenyon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kenyon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/06/22 22:25:06] Feltharell was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:09:14 towards level 57.
[04/06/22 22:46:13] kzootech burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kzootech's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/22 23:36:52] SCSi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:02 towards level 61.
[04/07/22 00:24:19] MadMan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:11:33 towards level 63.
[04/07/22 00:54:30] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:40 towards level 46.
[04/07/22 00:55:33] idleneutral fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:08 from level 39.
[04/07/22 01:34:53] munkis had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:22:23 towards level 59.
[04/07/22 01:50:41] cadfael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:00:34 towards level 57.
[04/07/22 01:53:14] csc2ya walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:34:30 from level 57.
[04/07/22 02:34:40] gildarts was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:40:39 towards level 63.
[04/07/22 03:34:05] CompanionCube caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:26 towards level 64.
[04/07/22 04:00:24] Mattusmindus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:51:51 towards level 61.
[04/07/22 04:44:44] mordac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:20:43 towards level 64.
[04/07/22 05:05:48] vectr0n slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! vectr0n's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/07/22 05:15:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tsr's tunic! tsr's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/22 06:37:01] CornFly was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:08:40 from level 61.
[04/07/22 06:53:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Asara's tunic! Asara's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/22 07:07:18] talisein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:28 towards level 64.
[04/07/22 08:06:19] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:58 towards level 62.
[04/07/22 08:16:30] soltys got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:48:17 from level 62.
[04/07/22 08:19:38] omero got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:18 towards level 58.
[04/07/22 08:46:01] idlegood gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:43 towards level 40.
[04/07/22 09:16:59] crank was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:40 towards level 63.
[04/07/22 12:11:45] crank was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:34 towards level 63.
[04/07/22 12:29:21] fstrelok was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:16 towards level 46.
[04/07/22 13:06:25] Pricey has dealt Sokar a Critical Strike! 5 days, 19:51:00 is added to Sokar's clock.
[04/07/22 13:10:32] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:51 towards level 64.
[04/07/22 14:01:17] Tenedos was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:07 towards level 59.
[04/07/22 14:23:58] Omega discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:11 towards level 51.
[04/07/22 14:40:34] Tabmow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:59 towards level 42.
[04/07/22 15:50:30] KeboDK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:06 towards level 60.
[04/07/22 16:33:53] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:15 towards level 64.
[04/07/22 16:51:32] Hex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:14 towards level 48.
[04/07/22 17:12:57] bookworm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:24:37 towards level 62.
[04/07/22 18:59:10] kzootech met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:49 from level 48.
[04/07/22 19:57:08] texke slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! texke's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/07/22 20:42:10] yano was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:55 towards level 60.
[04/07/22 21:52:27] Covid-19 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:59:34 from level 62.
[04/07/22 22:06:39] Kachin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:43:18 from level 62.
[04/07/22 22:08:36] aqsd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:51 towards level 61.
[04/07/22 22:30:26] Fam0r got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:14 towards level 38.
[04/07/22 22:50:51] bobvador tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:08:29 towards level 62.
[04/07/22 23:17:08] Pinkman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:30 towards level 57.
[04/07/22 23:25:39] cfjk met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:01 from level 58.
[04/07/22 23:29:43] Chuck was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:23 towards level 60.
[04/07/22 23:54:50] signofzeta found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:43:56 towards level 57.
[04/08/22 00:35:35] Affliction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:16:32 towards level 62.
[04/08/22 02:08:56] Feltharell has dealt womblecat a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:29:37 is added to womblecat's clock.
[04/08/22 02:48:58] ephemer0l was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:13 towards level 49.
[04/08/22 03:23:20] starlink was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:08:54 from level 62.
[04/08/22 03:43:44] Fenrik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:20:51 towards level 63.
[04/08/22 04:26:49] rawgreaze got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:04:32 from level 55.
[04/08/22 05:03:16] eroc1990's charm ate a bolt of lightning! eroc1990's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/22 05:14:12] BUSY found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:35 towards level 60.
[04/08/22 05:14:48] The local wizard imbued io's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! io's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/22 05:47:19] Lenny_'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! Lenny_'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/22 05:48:31] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:34:36 towards level 65.
[04/08/22 06:07:13] Silvanus_Betrium hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:15 towards level 61.
[04/08/22 06:47:57] yNos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:07:58 towards level 56.
[04/08/22 07:51:18] csc2ya tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:34:20 towards level 57.
[04/08/22 08:07:31] Lord255 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:51:25 towards level 65.
[04/08/22 09:22:02] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:50 towards level 62.
[04/08/22 09:35:04] Bkid was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:48:51 from level 60.
[04/08/22 09:39:14] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:51:02 towards level 63.
[04/08/22 10:20:37] megubyte found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:35:49 towards level 61.
[04/08/22 10:51:54] dyvonna found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:22 towards level 47.
[04/08/22 11:14:23] Bluedog got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:53:15 from level 63.
[04/08/22 11:22:36] thatmint caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:17 towards level 50.
[04/08/22 11:46:25] Ungoliant had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:30 towards level 57.
[04/08/22 12:10:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Reilly's tunic! Reilly's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/22 12:45:09] allo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:19:57 towards level 64.
[04/08/22 12:45:15] anarcat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! anarcat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/22 12:56:02] Centrixx hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:23:11 towards level 64.
[04/08/22 14:16:11] pwae's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pwae's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/22 14:21:15] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:41:38 towards level 63.
[04/08/22 15:40:43] pyre was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:27:31 towards level 64.
[04/08/22 16:21:36] Crazycatlady found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:24:58 towards level 63.
[04/08/22 16:54:17] bookworm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:15:00 from level 62.
[04/08/22 17:10:38] io ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:18:56 from level 65.
[04/08/22 17:21:59] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:14:35 towards level 67.
[04/08/22 17:54:06] Kritzefitz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:00 towards level 60.
[04/08/22 18:30:52] Destruia was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:47:15 from level 61.
[04/08/22 18:57:38] zcy met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:15 from level 32.
[04/08/22 19:14:11] ephemer0l's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ephemer0l's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/22 19:32:48] Forud found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:35:11 towards level 62.
[04/08/22 19:43:49] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:37:52 towards level 64.
[04/08/22 20:00:02] Sario's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sario's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/22 20:21:39] keepermurph was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:52 towards level 54.
[04/08/22 20:37:18] solarsparq was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:58:56 from level 52.
[04/08/22 21:16:51] Helystraza was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:01:05 from level 44.
[04/08/22 22:31:53] vegadark got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:45:04 from level 65.
[04/08/22 22:34:05] Khorne found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:36:51 towards level 64.
[04/08/22 23:16:56] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:56 towards level 62.
[04/08/22 23:23:51] VonToutCourt walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:53:43 from level 61.
[04/09/22 01:11:35] Gorek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:51 from level 65.
[04/09/22 01:21:34] Misza gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:42:23 towards level 61.
[04/09/22 01:27:32] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:46 towards level 59.
[04/09/22 01:38:33] Affliction reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Affliction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/22 04:02:25] bg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:18:16 towards level 64.
[04/09/22 04:16:06] gildarts walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:55:50 from level 63.
[04/09/22 04:35:27] Helystraza got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:04 towards level 44.
[04/09/22 05:04:42] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:57 towards level 49.
[04/09/22 05:17:20] VonToutCourt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:10:26 towards level 61.
[04/09/22 05:24:33] vegadark was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:36:50 towards level 65.
[04/09/22 05:56:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Lord255's tunic! Lord255's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/22 06:15:54] VonToutCourt ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:36:26 from level 61.
[04/09/22 06:53:35] StalkR was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:51:14 from level 62.
[04/09/22 08:00:11] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:33:43 towards level 65.
[04/09/22 08:56:20] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:43 towards level 62.
[04/09/22 09:57:58] Kritzefitz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:47 towards level 60.
[04/09/22 10:14:17] Sombra has dealt CodeGeek a Critical Strike! 4 days, 10:28:36 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[04/09/22 11:13:57] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:21:16 towards level 61.
[04/09/22 11:24:44] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:21:47 towards level 62.
[04/09/22 12:03:31] Andrio's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Andrio's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/09/22 12:19:40] Sergio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:22:44 from level 60.
[04/09/22 12:49:25] The local wizard imbued hax404's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hax404's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/22 13:15:55] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:02:10 towards level 66.
[04/09/22 14:12:26] Covid-19 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:02:35 from level 62.
[04/09/22 14:31:17] Pinkman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:52 towards level 57.
[04/09/22 14:43:35] Centrixx was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:59:58 towards level 64.
[04/09/22 15:09:09] jayvee's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jayvee's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/22 15:26:49] sheu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:53:54 towards level 65.
[04/09/22 15:31:35] bg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:35:57 from level 64.
[04/09/22 15:46:49] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:44:01 towards level 62.
[04/09/22 16:21:37] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:17:32 towards level 64.
[04/09/22 16:30:45] CrashOverride gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:27:55 towards level 65.
[04/09/22 16:42:05] Tangles was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:02:06 from level 60.
[04/09/22 16:43:56] golgy's charm ate a bolt of lightning! golgy's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/22 16:44:59] pasquale has dealt Asara a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:52:10 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/09/22 16:53:04] vectr0n had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:42 towards level 58.
[04/09/22 17:25:34] Abe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:38:05 towards level 59.
[04/09/22 17:37:48] Acolarh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:48 towards level 63.
[04/09/22 17:56:49] JamCow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:10 towards level 62.
[04/09/22 18:16:32] MadMan has dealt yNos a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:09:58 is added to yNos's clock.
[04/09/22 20:10:02] csc2ya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:50:31 towards level 57.
[04/09/22 21:15:09] idleneutral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:47 towards level 40.
[04/09/22 21:37:07] xbill got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:33:34 towards level 65.
[04/09/22 22:12:05] apb walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:29:41 from level 64.
[04/09/22 22:29:38] Disruptor gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:27:11 towards level 60.
[04/09/22 22:50:56] BUSY was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:26:00 towards level 60.
[04/09/22 22:54:51] Yarosh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:31 from level 62.
[04/09/22 23:40:51] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:26 towards level 63.
[04/10/22 00:29:33] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:30:59 towards level 62.
[04/10/22 01:34:05] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:00 towards level 59.
[04/10/22 02:52:19] vegadark had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:49:07 towards level 65.
[04/10/22 02:58:35] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:42 towards level 64.
[04/10/22 03:13:35] d4n13L hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:25:06 towards level 62.
[04/10/22 04:03:34] SCSi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:59 towards level 61.
[04/10/22 05:02:36] Bolded ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:17:00 from level 55.
[04/10/22 05:48:49] Theleveler hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:10:51 towards level 63.
[04/10/22 06:42:55] Kachin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:05:35 from level 62.
[04/10/22 06:43:40] Malvolio has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 2 days, 05:06:45 is added to elf's clock.
[04/10/22 06:57:28] omero was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:18:56 towards level 58.
[04/10/22 06:57:34] sc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:08 towards level 64.
[04/10/22 07:37:53] Hirion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:07:21 towards level 63.
[04/10/22 08:17:39] TheGreatest tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:22 towards level 33.
[04/10/22 08:18:30] Sergio was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:35:21 from level 60.
[04/10/22 08:34:17] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:37:59 towards level 61.
[04/10/22 10:19:17] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:29:29 towards level 62.
[04/10/22 11:18:51] ukleinek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:40:53 from level 59.
[04/10/22 11:27:28] TheGreatest hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:06 towards level 33.
[04/10/22 11:28:16] Omega found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:57 towards level 52.
[04/10/22 12:19:50] sc has dealt washclof a Critical Strike! 2 days, 21:03:35 is added to washclof's clock.
[04/10/22 12:43:52] Algernon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:16:24 from level 61.
[04/10/22 13:34:01] Bluedog fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:57 from level 63.
[04/10/22 13:53:26] TheGreatest fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:05 from level 34.
[04/10/22 13:53:47] xbill had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:30:57 towards level 65.
[04/10/22 14:06:10] zcy met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:54:52 from level 34.
[04/10/22 14:23:22] solarsparq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:00:43 towards level 52.
[04/10/22 15:07:48] tomhek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:53:38 from level 63.
[04/10/22 15:30:14] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:06 towards level 63.
[04/10/22 15:39:00] thornrag got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:27:29 from level 63.
[04/10/22 15:44:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on idlegood's tunic! idlegood's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/22 16:11:54] Nuae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:59:26 towards level 56.
[04/10/22 16:12:33] idlegood was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:53 from level 41.
[04/10/22 17:50:11] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:53:56 towards level 66.
[04/10/22 18:14:58] dyvonna has dealt coding_monk a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:38:16 is added to coding_monk's clock.
[04/10/22 19:07:49] Silvanus_Betrium was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:12:21 towards level 62.
[04/10/22 19:23:49] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:46:59 towards level 59.
[04/10/22 19:49:56] coding_monk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:40 towards level 60.
[04/10/22 20:29:03] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:40:51 towards level 62.
[04/10/22 20:56:57] MELOONi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:44:10 towards level 62.
[04/10/22 21:24:08] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:13 towards level 62.
[04/10/22 21:37:59] iiriix was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:44:07 towards level 63.
[04/10/22 21:51:27] heisenbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:49:07 towards level 65.
[04/10/22 23:14:54] washclof caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:45:42 towards level 65.
[04/11/22 00:02:15] pasquale was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:31 towards level 40.
[04/11/22 00:11:02] MetaNova tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:17:36 towards level 64.
[04/11/22 00:37:04] bookworm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:53:10 towards level 62.
[04/11/22 00:45:30] rawgreaze was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:31:11 from level 55.
[04/11/22 01:09:22] csc2ya was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:19:15 from level 57.
[04/11/22 01:18:06] Neil had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:03 towards level 55.
[04/11/22 01:19:54] aqsd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:03:47 towards level 62.
[04/11/22 01:52:12] eising's charm ate a bolt of lightning! eising's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/22 04:59:58] Bolded gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:24 towards level 55.
[04/11/22 05:49:05] The local wizard imbued JigmeDatse's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JigmeDatse's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/22 06:23:08] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:00:14 towards level 60.
[04/11/22 06:29:18] sheu got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:12:12 from level 65.
[04/11/22 06:47:52] HeavyPodda was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:04:27 towards level 62.
[04/11/22 07:07:43] d4n13L was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:52:45 towards level 62.
[04/11/22 07:41:55] Crazycatlady's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Crazycatlady's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/11/22 08:30:17] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:08:20 towards level 62.
[04/11/22 08:33:26] Fenrik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:34:30 towards level 63.
[04/11/22 09:15:37] jaxson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:10:57 from level 63.
[04/11/22 09:58:48] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:36 towards level 63.
[04/11/22 10:32:40] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:47:31 towards level 64.
[04/11/22 10:51:10] Pricey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:52:32 towards level 56.
[04/11/22 11:14:11] Sokar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:52:25 from level 63.
[04/11/22 11:22:01] Sombra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:40:54 towards level 64.
[04/11/22 12:27:43] StalkR was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:51:11 towards level 62.
[04/11/22 12:37:51] Algernon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:11 towards level 61.
[04/11/22 12:38:27] Lenny_ was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:32:26 from level 57.
[04/11/22 13:04:20] freeboson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:37:57 towards level 62.
[04/11/22 13:07:21] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:20 towards level 63.
[04/11/22 13:41:55] tswsl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:20:44 towards level 65.
[04/11/22 14:06:23] kptr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:19 from level 63.
[04/11/22 14:13:21] io got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:51:01 towards level 65.
[04/11/22 14:57:03] xbill was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:09 towards level 65.
[04/11/22 16:40:49] vegadark was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:27:20 from level 65.
[04/11/22 17:24:48] vegadark found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:35:00 towards level 65.
[04/11/22 17:30:56] idlegood had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:37 towards level 41.
[04/11/22 17:31:53] womblecat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:22:21 towards level 57.
[04/11/22 17:47:26] Helystraza was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:10 towards level 45.
[04/11/22 18:17:40] tmberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:04:51 from level 61.
[04/11/22 18:26:23] invisiblek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:32 towards level 45.
[04/11/22 18:26:53] krin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:30 towards level 63.
[04/11/22 18:38:02] bobvador found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:53:12 towards level 62.
[04/11/22 18:44:45] bsleep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:41 towards level 60.
[04/11/22 19:16:55] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:08 towards level 52.
[04/11/22 19:31:36] Kachin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:24:11 towards level 62.
[04/11/22 19:31:51] Syloq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:14:27 towards level 63.
[04/11/22 19:36:36] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:00:12 towards level 62.
[04/11/22 20:11:09] The local wizard imbued pwae's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pwae's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/22 20:13:34] damyan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:53:23 towards level 61.
[04/11/22 20:25:18] jjasghar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:04:39 towards level 59.
[04/11/22 20:38:17] JigmeDatse's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! JigmeDatse's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/11/22 21:09:41] kinus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:46:46 towards level 57.
[04/11/22 21:11:14] Thorael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:34:00 towards level 64.
[04/11/22 22:43:22] Omega was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:16:09 from level 52.
[04/12/22 00:05:46] Way gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:02 towards level 51.
[04/12/22 00:06:31] Khorne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:34 towards level 64.
[04/12/22 00:36:20] tscherer found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:37 towards level 45.
[04/12/22 01:15:33] "\@_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:28 towards level 62.
[04/12/22 01:20:09] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:36:02 towards level 59.
[04/12/22 01:45:35] Chuck has dealt pyre a Critical Strike! 4 days, 20:23:46 is added to pyre's clock.
[04/12/22 01:47:09] theZoMBiE slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! theZoMBiE's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/22 02:32:30] Destruia got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:53:13 from level 61.
[04/12/22 02:43:59] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:23 from level 64.
[04/12/22 02:44:11] bobvador was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:06:45 from level 62.
[04/12/22 04:05:37] Aelane got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:35:48 towards level 53.
[04/12/22 04:11:18] freeboson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:20:19 towards level 62.
[04/12/22 04:25:41] LeD got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:00 towards level 37.
[04/12/22 04:44:10] ukleinek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:59:38 from level 59.
[04/12/22 05:19:16] Ralle fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:19:26 from level 53.
[04/12/22 05:28:51] Paganel ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:41:46 from level 64.
[04/12/22 05:42:15] Wam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:25 towards level 56.
[04/12/22 05:51:11] ukleinek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:18:39 towards level 59.
[04/12/22 06:01:22] cadfael was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:26:59 from level 57.
[04/12/22 06:14:27] SCSi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:05 from level 61.
[04/12/22 07:09:02] shikhin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:47:09 towards level 64.
[04/12/22 07:33:09] canton7 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:52:07 towards level 62.
[04/12/22 07:35:06] yano discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:58 towards level 60.
[04/12/22 08:26:24] aqsd met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:38:47 from level 62.
[04/12/22 09:07:27] blabber's charm ate a bolt of lightning! blabber's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/22 09:10:19] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:46 towards level 48.
[04/12/22 09:33:20] anarcat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! anarcat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/22 09:38:18] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:07:10 from level 59.
[04/12/22 10:03:53] zcy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:20 towards level 36.
[04/12/22 10:28:35] idleevil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:46 towards level 41.
[04/12/22 11:32:43] signofzeta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:01 towards level 57.
[04/12/22 11:41:24] The local wizard imbued tswsl's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tswsl's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/22 11:54:59] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:18:02 towards level 65.
[04/12/22 12:17:16] kptr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:20 towards level 63.
[04/12/22 13:06:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on JackyB's tunic! JackyB's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/22 13:49:15] yNos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:36 towards level 56.
[04/12/22 14:02:44] MELOONi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:13:04 towards level 62.
[04/12/22 14:06:09] yNos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:50 towards level 56.
[04/12/22 16:15:26] tmberg has dealt Andrio a Critical Strike! 5 days, 23:50:10 is added to Andrio's clock.
[04/12/22 17:11:14] t3chn0 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! t3chn0's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/22 17:14:12] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:03 towards level 63.
[04/12/22 17:15:24] GyrosGeier was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:54:04 from level 63.
[04/12/22 17:22:07] Centrixx tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:28:58 towards level 64.
[04/12/22 17:29:42] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:06:12 towards level 62.
[04/12/22 17:48:57] fstrelok's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! fstrelok's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/22 18:09:54] munkis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:42 towards level 59.
[04/12/22 19:10:45] yNos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:55 towards level 56.
[04/12/22 19:14:40] io was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:33 towards level 65.
[04/12/22 20:19:58] solarsparq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:04 towards level 52.
[04/12/22 20:46:42] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:26 towards level 63.
[04/12/22 22:10:55] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:53:39 towards level 65.
[04/12/22 22:11:04] mordac was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:38:27 from level 64.
[04/12/22 22:25:00] gegenschein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:25:41 towards level 58.
[04/12/22 22:28:28] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:46 towards level 64.
[04/12/22 22:33:59] invisiblek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:55 towards level 45.
[04/12/22 22:53:46] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:15 towards level 62.
[04/12/22 23:18:09] Theleveler was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:02:48 towards level 63.
[04/13/22 00:03:23] "\@_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:42 towards level 62.
[04/13/22 00:21:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on caeli's tunic! caeli's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/22 01:05:21] solarsparq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:21 towards level 52.
[04/13/22 01:14:34] el found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:59 towards level 63.
[04/13/22 02:17:44] zifnab06 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:41:37 towards level 59.
[04/13/22 02:44:02] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:18 towards level 62.
[04/13/22 03:03:57] CompanionCube was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:39 towards level 64.
[04/13/22 03:31:50] blackroot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:12:47 towards level 62.
[04/13/22 03:47:35] munkis discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:29 towards level 59.
[04/13/22 04:23:55] pants ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:35:50 from level 65.
[04/13/22 04:42:17] buyoq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:43:07 towards level 61.
[04/13/22 04:55:13] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:38:35 towards level 65.
[04/13/22 05:36:43] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:51:25 towards level 57.
[04/13/22 05:37:28] Feoh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:30:36 towards level 56.
[04/13/22 05:51:27] Hex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:50 towards level 49.
[04/13/22 06:05:36] unicron was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:18:10 from level 59.
[04/13/22 06:05:57] Alarien found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:30:10 towards level 62.
[04/13/22 06:13:52] bsleep's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bsleep's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/22 06:18:41] SCSi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:20:19 towards level 62.
[04/13/22 07:14:15] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:40:49 towards level 64.
[04/13/22 08:25:30] zcy got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:50 towards level 36.
[04/13/22 08:31:22] opcode found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:52 towards level 48.
[04/13/22 09:02:16] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hax404's tunic! hax404's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/22 09:02:25] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:49 towards level 63.
[04/13/22 09:06:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on V's tunic! V's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/22 09:36:50] zcy found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:20 towards level 37.
[04/13/22 09:42:51] Sombra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:24:42 from level 64.
[04/13/22 09:53:50] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:47:55 towards level 66.
[04/13/22 10:07:43] eising spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! eising's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/13/22 11:39:37] jaxson was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:50:50 from level 63.
[04/13/22 12:18:59] Aelane tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:43 towards level 53.
[04/13/22 12:48:56] tswsl was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:05:33 from level 65.
[04/13/22 13:52:50] crank found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:38:41 towards level 64.
[04/13/22 13:56:17] bsleep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:45 towards level 60.
[04/13/22 14:06:31] Theleveler's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Theleveler's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/22 14:12:24] GilbertErik reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! GilbertErik's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/22 14:42:59] The local wizard imbued Pricey's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Pricey's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/22 14:49:33] laama found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:13 towards level 64.
[04/13/22 15:22:19] Lord255 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:52:15 towards level 65.
[04/13/22 15:27:59] bg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:59 towards level 64.
[04/13/22 16:00:05] idleneutral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:57 towards level 42.
[04/13/22 16:23:04] blabber gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:47 towards level 61.
[04/13/22 16:31:11] Carl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Carl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/22 17:49:36] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:25:04 towards level 65.
[04/13/22 19:06:39] hugga got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:28 towards level 54.
[04/13/22 19:37:15] Misza tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:10 towards level 61.
[04/13/22 20:50:08] EddieT137 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:49:35 from level 56.
[04/13/22 20:56:42] Mattusmindus has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:27:38 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[04/13/22 21:01:01] Alarien found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:02:28 towards level 62.
[04/13/22 21:17:41] megubyte was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:52:18 towards level 61.
[04/13/22 22:05:11] "\@_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:38 towards level 62.
[04/13/22 22:06:33] Fenrik was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:42:36 from level 63.
[04/13/22 22:22:50] Fam0r found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:36 towards level 41.
[04/13/22 22:31:37] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:17:28 towards level 62.
[04/13/22 23:06:20] megubyte was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:57:56 towards level 61.
[04/13/22 23:35:25] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:22 towards level 59.
[04/13/22 23:49:04] freeboson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:19:54 towards level 62.
[04/14/22 00:09:37] Ecko hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:24:00 towards level 52.
[04/14/22 00:26:04] Lenny_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:57 towards level 57.
[04/14/22 00:48:11] blabber gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:13 towards level 61.
[04/14/22 02:03:55] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:29:53 towards level 66.
[04/14/22 02:34:35] Omega's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Omega's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/14/22 03:25:25] blabber was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:01 from level 61.
[04/14/22 04:36:19] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:17:25 towards level 64.
[04/14/22 04:58:57] yano bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:09 towards level 60.
[04/14/22 05:05:59] ryp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:50 towards level 47.
[04/14/22 05:36:19] hdm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:11:08 towards level 67.
[04/14/22 06:17:40] "\@_ has dealt caeli a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:39:38 is added to caeli's clock.
[04/14/22 06:51:32] Arch hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:37:27 towards level 60.
[04/14/22 07:05:20] cadfael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:27:26 towards level 57.
[04/14/22 07:58:32] Khorne's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Khorne's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/14/22 08:25:39] golgy has dealt Yarosh a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:00:10 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[04/14/22 08:46:47] nyuszika7h was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:12 towards level 63.
[04/14/22 08:49:20] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:14:00 towards level 61.
[04/14/22 08:54:58] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:23 towards level 49.
[04/14/22 09:16:36] Alys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:06:23 towards level 57.
[04/14/22 10:16:23] Kurenai found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:37 towards level 49.
[04/14/22 10:51:30] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:28 towards level 61.
[04/14/22 11:53:33] womblecat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! womblecat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/14/22 12:24:16] munkis was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:16:09 from level 59.
[04/14/22 12:24:28] Lnk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:23:15 towards level 66.
[04/14/22 12:30:41] buzel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:01 towards level 63.
[04/14/22 12:42:40] thornrag found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:21:51 towards level 63.
[04/14/22 14:12:59] Helystraza found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:25 towards level 45.
[04/14/22 14:23:56] Helystraza reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Helystraza's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/14/22 15:22:17] nyuszika7h found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:03 towards level 63.
[04/14/22 16:24:44] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:33 towards level 62.
[04/14/22 16:58:44] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:48:14 from level 62.
[04/14/22 17:00:12] zbe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:13:47 from level 64.
[04/14/22 17:01:57] ephemer0l tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:08 towards level 50.
[04/14/22 17:13:57] omn0mn0m ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:23 from level 22.
[04/14/22 17:16:15] sam's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! sam's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/14/22 17:30:10] Psilocybe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:29 towards level 63.
[04/14/22 18:58:22] rock got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:32 towards level 28.
[04/14/22 19:20:30] GilbertErik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:37:24 towards level 58.
[04/14/22 19:28:49] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/14/22 19:50:36] Crazycatlady was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:47:43 from level 63.
[04/14/22 20:04:17] washclof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:03:03 towards level 65.
[04/14/22 21:30:26] solarsparq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:02 towards level 52.
[04/14/22 21:36:33] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:39:28 towards level 50.
[04/14/22 21:36:54] mordac burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! mordac's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/14/22 21:40:15] kline was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:43:42 towards level 64.
[04/14/22 21:59:26] KindOne was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:55:30 from level 60.
[04/14/22 22:01:02] Tabmow was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:30:48 from level 45.
[04/14/22 22:30:08] aqsd was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:13:28 from level 62.
[04/14/22 22:41:22] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:17:48 towards level 60.
[04/14/22 22:51:06] postikana got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:15:41 towards level 59.
[04/14/22 23:13:28] VonToutCourt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:27:46 towards level 61.
[04/15/22 00:15:32] sky was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:45:08 from level 62.
[04/15/22 00:26:40] Bluedog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:45 towards level 63.
[04/15/22 01:00:13] talisein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:32:32 towards level 65.
[04/15/22 01:23:32] Andrio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:22:37 towards level 62.
[04/15/22 01:35:46] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:21 towards level 62.
[04/15/22 02:37:51] yano met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:51:49 from level 60.
[04/15/22 04:01:55] HeavyPodda had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:44:20 towards level 62.
[04/15/22 04:21:20] Tenorman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:15:16 towards level 63.
[04/15/22 05:37:20] rawgreaze hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:37:32 towards level 55.
[04/15/22 06:14:48] allo was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:38:21 from level 64.
[04/15/22 07:00:19] Hex got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:29 from level 49.
[04/15/22 07:42:01] Hirion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:13:07 towards level 63.
[04/15/22 08:06:32] Misza was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:08 towards level 61.
[04/15/22 08:10:42] Cirdan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Cirdan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/15/22 08:18:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bsleep's tunic! bsleep's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/22 08:36:48] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:59:34 towards level 63.
[04/15/22 08:43:34] MELOONi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:57:00 towards level 62.
[04/15/22 09:00:23] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:22:30 towards level 64.
[04/15/22 09:04:00] BUSY was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:02 towards level 60.
[04/15/22 09:21:37] cremefresh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:17 towards level 64.
[04/15/22 09:23:01] ChowderKeg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ChowderKeg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/22 09:54:01] omero bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:37 towards level 58.
[04/15/22 09:58:29] HellSpawn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:37:45 from level 62.
[04/15/22 10:11:41] cremefresh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:50 towards level 64.
[04/15/22 10:20:28] solarsparq fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:01 from level 52.
[04/15/22 10:31:12] ryp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:21 towards level 48.
[04/15/22 11:34:16] Asara bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:05:42 towards level 66.
[04/15/22 11:39:47] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ecko's tunic! Ecko's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/22 11:55:45] Arch was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:17:42 towards level 60.
[04/15/22 12:38:22] Syloq was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:42:20 from level 63.
[04/15/22 13:12:17] Crazycatlady was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:06:59 from level 63.
[04/15/22 13:14:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on drahthaar's tunic! drahthaar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/22 13:43:29] blabber was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:03:50 towards level 62.
[04/15/22 14:19:39] idleneutral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:59 towards level 43.
[04/15/22 16:38:09] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:14 towards level 49.
[04/15/22 17:19:11] "\@_ ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:23:14 from level 63.
[04/15/22 17:52:50] necistot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:59 towards level 33.
[04/15/22 17:57:51] gegenschein ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:00 from level 58.
[04/15/22 19:55:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on TauPan's tunic! TauPan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/22 20:10:41] hax404 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:35:54 towards level 63.
[04/15/22 20:28:06] The local wizard imbued golgy's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! golgy's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/22 20:28:09] TauPan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TauPan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/22 22:31:40] necistot has dealt mordac a Critical Strike! 12 days, 05:38:05 is added to mordac's clock.
[04/15/22 23:52:09] style burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! style's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/16/22 00:00:14] xbill was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:32 towards level 65.
[04/16/22 00:07:36] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:37:55 towards level 64.
[04/16/22 00:28:19] hugga was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:09:07 towards level 55.
[04/16/22 01:06:50] StalkR was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:51:37 from level 62.
[04/16/22 01:36:12] Angelina got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:44 towards level 55.
[04/16/22 02:00:16] jayvee was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:10:21 towards level 64.
[04/16/22 02:11:04] blabber was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:16:47 towards level 62.
[04/16/22 02:27:28] munkis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:21 towards level 59.
[04/16/22 02:35:00] megubyte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:51:00 towards level 61.
[04/16/22 03:20:37] Tenorman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:46:01 towards level 63.
[04/16/22 03:21:43] HeavyPodda walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:30:48 from level 62.
[04/16/22 03:40:31] kinus was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:05:52 from level 57.
[04/16/22 03:54:04] Misza found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:50 towards level 61.
[04/16/22 04:47:29] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:17 towards level 61.
[04/16/22 05:01:55] hugga's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hugga's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/22 05:33:40] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:28 from level 64.
[04/16/22 05:34:52] tomhek has dealt EddieT137 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:39:16 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[04/16/22 05:47:37] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:40:46 towards level 59.
[04/16/22 06:12:25] hax404 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:28:07 towards level 63.
[04/16/22 07:35:16] Centrixx got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:19:52 from level 64.
[04/16/22 07:37:01] laama tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:57:01 towards level 65.
[04/16/22 07:44:17] ToHellWithGA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 05:55:51 towards level 65.
[04/16/22 08:47:43] bg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:21 towards level 64.
[04/16/22 09:17:04] ahmubashshir was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:26 from level 41.
[04/16/22 09:22:35] Asara was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:17 towards level 66.
[04/16/22 10:10:02] kzootech gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:28 towards level 49.
[04/16/22 11:14:09] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:36 from level 64.
[04/16/22 11:45:32] necistot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:25 towards level 34.
[04/16/22 11:51:18] allo's charm ate a bolt of lightning! allo's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/22 11:58:59] KeboDK ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:26:26 from level 61.
[04/16/22 12:05:03] BUSY gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:59 towards level 60.
[04/16/22 12:06:12] SCSi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:54:32 towards level 62.
[04/16/22 12:07:12] JigmeDatse met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:18:05 from level 60.
[04/16/22 13:18:50] Acolarh's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Acolarh's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/16/22 13:20:51] kzootech hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:24 towards level 49.
[04/16/22 13:35:11] Affliction got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:09:15 from level 62.
[04/16/22 13:43:48] gegenschein burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! gegenschein's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/16/22 14:10:14] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:29:41 towards level 66.
[04/16/22 14:30:00] Affliction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:09 towards level 62.
[04/16/22 14:39:53] Ralle got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:45 towards level 53.
[04/16/22 15:03:55] dyvonna found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:06:21 towards level 49.
[04/16/22 15:11:45] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:55 towards level 62.
[04/16/22 15:45:42] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:23 towards level 60.
[04/16/22 16:01:47] Togra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:19:33 towards level 62.
[04/16/22 16:14:26] Sombra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:45:35 towards level 64.
[04/16/22 16:35:52] Ungoliant found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:50:05 towards level 58.
[04/16/22 16:44:03] Yuhno discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:07 towards level 64.
[04/16/22 17:15:39] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:05 towards level 62.
[04/16/22 17:21:13] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:20:02 from level 61.
[04/16/22 17:27:05] Fenrik's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Fenrik's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/22 17:36:10] blabber hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:43:04 towards level 62.
[04/16/22 18:10:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pyre's tunic! pyre's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/22 18:34:30] eising gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:56:37 towards level 64.
[04/16/22 18:51:21] Puff has dealt Aksej a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:14:50 is added to Aksej's clock.
[04/16/22 19:21:01] blackroot was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:49:18 from level 62.
[04/16/22 20:44:05] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:45:30 towards level 64.
[04/16/22 22:04:27] Angelina was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:07 towards level 55.
[04/16/22 22:16:47] sheu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:07:57 towards level 65.
[04/16/22 22:19:45] Lord255 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:23:06 from level 65.
[04/16/22 22:29:51] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:12:40 towards level 62.
[04/16/22 22:32:51] The local wizard imbued hdm's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hdm's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/22 23:35:40] Algernon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:13 towards level 61.
[04/16/22 23:38:41] Pricey was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:36:37 from level 56.
[04/17/22 00:07:34] thatmint caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:59:47 towards level 52.
[04/17/22 00:45:45] jaxson got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:10:22 from level 63.
[04/17/22 01:08:14] JigmeDatse caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:17:09 towards level 60.
[04/17/22 02:07:16] VonToutCourt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:21:48 towards level 61.
[04/17/22 02:20:52] cadfael ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:20:11 from level 57.
[04/17/22 02:57:45] Crazycatlady was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:01:22 towards level 63.
[04/17/22 04:13:03] Psilocybe was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:19:49 from level 64.
[04/17/22 05:05:15] Aelane was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:51 towards level 53.
[04/17/22 05:53:49] CodeGeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:44 towards level 62.
[04/17/22 06:01:33] texke was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:14:53 towards level 64.
[04/17/22 06:15:44] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:22:48 towards level 62.
[04/17/22 06:32:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cremefresh's tunic! cremefresh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/22 07:21:09] Neil was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:58:55 from level 56.
[04/17/22 07:27:31] TheSilentLink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:26:26 towards level 60.
[04/17/22 08:16:55] cadfael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:32 towards level 57.
[04/17/22 08:47:19] t3chn0 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:22:47 from level 63.
[04/17/22 08:55:20] idleevil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:27 towards level 43.
[04/17/22 10:10:14] damyan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:48:07 from level 61.
[04/17/22 10:20:25] The local wizard imbued Fehu's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fehu's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/22 10:21:56] JamCow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:10 towards level 62.
[04/17/22 10:45:39] VonToutCourt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:33:10 towards level 61.
[04/17/22 11:00:59] BUSY caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:45 towards level 60.
[04/17/22 11:34:32] O[_] was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:07 towards level 59.
[04/17/22 11:58:55] CompanionCube's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CompanionCube's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/22 12:20:35] Andrio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:25:34 towards level 62.
[04/17/22 13:38:17] JigmeDatse was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:22:34 towards level 60.
[04/17/22 15:13:14] pasquale discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:02 towards level 42.
[04/17/22 15:21:58] bananaboat's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bananaboat's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/17/22 15:40:40] el tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:10 towards level 63.
[04/17/22 16:34:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on soltys's tunic! soltys's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/22 17:54:09] signofzeta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:23:18 towards level 58.
[04/17/22 18:20:06] Nechayev was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:32:53 towards level 60.
[04/17/22 18:26:22] ChowderKeg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:18:12 towards level 65.
[04/17/22 19:01:53] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:14:20 towards level 60.
[04/17/22 19:04:45] tmberg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:46:42 from level 62.
[04/17/22 19:27:43] pyre was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:59:35 from level 64.
[04/17/22 19:56:06] caeli was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:37:08 from level 63.
[04/17/22 20:47:18] yNos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:35:05 towards level 57.
[04/17/22 20:59:05] Thorael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:41:51 towards level 64.
[04/17/22 21:17:06] CrashOverride was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:34:10 from level 65.
[04/17/22 21:40:52] Bahhumbug was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:29:59 from level 59.
[04/17/22 21:50:00] Togra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:50:37 towards level 62.
[04/17/22 22:03:47] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:45 towards level 61.
[04/17/22 22:43:56] Omega found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:15 towards level 52.
[04/17/22 23:05:21] TheGreatest tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:17 towards level 39.
[04/17/22 23:05:27] yano gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:59 towards level 60.
[04/17/22 23:08:00] thatmint ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:33:21 from level 52.
[04/17/22 23:27:13] shikhin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:15:02 towards level 64.
[04/17/22 23:34:35] signofzeta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:50:11 towards level 58.
[04/18/22 00:33:46] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:00:33 towards level 61.
[04/18/22 01:27:05] adamus1red was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:35:00 from level 63.
[04/18/22 01:49:48] Neil hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:11:25 towards level 56.
[04/18/22 02:11:23] MadMan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:59:11 from level 63.
[04/18/22 03:09:20] idleevil was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:21 from level 44.
[04/18/22 03:40:11] Ankhers was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:20:51 towards level 63.
[04/18/22 03:42:02] Sario fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:48:00 from level 53.
[04/18/22 03:55:51] CrashOverride's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CrashOverride's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/22 04:01:46] Tabmow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:06 towards level 45.
[04/18/22 04:37:33] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:31:21 towards level 61.
[04/18/22 05:22:24] yano found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:38 towards level 60.
[04/18/22 05:56:54] Cockatrice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:41 towards level 45.
[04/18/22 07:02:17] Pricey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:35 towards level 56.
[04/18/22 07:08:16] Aksej caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:37:41 towards level 59.
[04/18/22 07:14:32] TheGreatest was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:28 towards level 39.
[04/18/22 07:21:28] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:38 towards level 63.
[04/18/22 07:33:19] postikana gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:18 towards level 59.
[04/18/22 07:33:31] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:26:23 towards level 64.
[04/18/22 08:45:47] Feltharell ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:51:46 from level 57.
[04/18/22 09:34:23] noex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:07 towards level 46.
[04/18/22 10:05:51] _sh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:34 towards level 64.
[04/18/22 10:11:12] bookworm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:11:00 towards level 62.
[04/18/22 10:15:58] womblecat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:55 towards level 57.
[04/18/22 10:21:05] Thorael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:14:37 towards level 64.
[04/18/22 11:25:27] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:52:39 towards level 63.
[04/18/22 11:28:07] sheu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:37 towards level 65.
[04/18/22 13:39:47] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:09:49 from level 48.
[04/18/22 14:05:10] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:57:53 towards level 57.
[04/18/22 14:16:28] io's charm ate a bolt of lightning! io's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/22 14:28:36] Aksej has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:56:04 is added to jaxson's clock.
[04/18/22 15:04:18] rawgreaze found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:17 towards level 55.
[04/18/22 15:07:15] CrashOverride had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:11 towards level 65.
[04/18/22 15:12:16] buyoq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:01 towards level 61.
[04/18/22 15:12:34] JackyB was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:35:07 from level 59.
[04/18/22 15:34:45] VonToutCourt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:04 towards level 61.
[04/18/22 15:55:22] sky met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:32:34 from level 62.
[04/18/22 16:31:04] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:18:47 towards level 59.
[04/18/22 16:37:53] BUSY hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:00:34 towards level 60.
[04/18/22 17:03:39] laama was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:29:51 from level 65.
[04/18/22 17:21:07] cadfael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:55 towards level 57.
[04/18/22 19:38:09] Ungoliant was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:21:50 towards level 58.
[04/18/22 19:41:06] blackroot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:57:06 towards level 62.
[04/18/22 20:29:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on anarcat's tunic! anarcat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/22 20:44:39] talisein hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:49 towards level 65.
[04/18/22 21:24:29] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:20:57 from level 65.
[04/18/22 22:02:31] iiriix was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:37:15 from level 63.
[04/18/22 23:26:41] cremefresh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:23:22 towards level 65.
[04/18/22 23:58:16] d4n13L was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:54:42 towards level 62.
[04/19/22 00:18:53] thornrag ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:34:27 from level 63.
[04/19/22 00:41:03] gildarts discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:14:51 towards level 63.
[04/19/22 02:18:27] idleneutral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:48 towards level 44.
[04/19/22 02:39:48] blackroot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:18:18 towards level 62.
[04/19/22 03:05:15] zcy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:16 towards level 40.
[04/19/22 03:11:55] rawgreaze found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:35 towards level 55.
[04/19/22 03:13:44] style hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:47 towards level 61.
[04/19/22 03:16:53] GilbertErik ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:25:11 from level 58.
[04/19/22 03:45:35] _sh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:07 towards level 64.
[04/19/22 04:00:02] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:01:32 towards level 63.
[04/19/22 04:00:50] Pricey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:09 towards level 56.
[04/19/22 04:02:47] Ralle was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:37 from level 53.
[04/19/22 04:44:40] cremefresh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:15:31 from level 65.
[04/19/22 05:26:48] ephemer0l caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:48 towards level 50.
[04/19/22 06:03:25] el hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:04 towards level 63.
[04/19/22 06:15:01] d4n13L fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:49:00 from level 62.
[04/19/22 06:33:31] Lnk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:53:29 from level 66.
[04/19/22 07:03:31] zcy's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! zcy's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/19/22 07:14:21] idleneutral ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:04:29 from level 44.
[04/19/22 07:31:30] The local wizard imbued soltys's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! soltys's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/22 07:35:34] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:56:56 towards level 64.
[04/19/22 07:49:40] VonToutCourt has dealt xbill a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:36:13 is added to xbill's clock.
[04/19/22 08:08:06] CrashOverride was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:22:57 from level 65.
[04/19/22 08:17:11] GyrosGeier's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! GyrosGeier's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/22 08:51:58] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:56:38 towards level 62.
[04/19/22 08:59:20] LeD found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:36 towards level 40.
[04/19/22 09:23:16] Pinkman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:59:36 towards level 58.
[04/19/22 09:36:49] ZOTTA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:23 towards level 48.
[04/19/22 09:38:29] GyrosGeier discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:24:03 towards level 63.
[04/19/22 09:40:14] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:56 towards level 64.
[04/19/22 10:40:27] CrashOverride was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:27 towards level 65.
[04/19/22 11:10:05] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:23:21 towards level 66.
[04/19/22 11:10:17] zcy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:07 towards level 40.
[04/19/22 11:27:30] Gorek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:02 towards level 66.
[04/19/22 12:57:11] golgy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:51 towards level 61.
[04/19/22 13:16:58] CrashOverride discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:31 towards level 65.
[04/19/22 15:01:44] Primetime was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:57 towards level 47.
[04/19/22 15:30:16] tswsl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:28:52 towards level 65.
[04/19/22 18:29:11] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:43:38 towards level 63.
[04/19/22 18:43:07] GilbertErik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:18:45 towards level 58.
[04/19/22 19:13:43] soltys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:27:04 towards level 63.
[04/19/22 19:35:21] fstrelok got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:02:00 towards level 48.
[04/19/22 20:45:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ion's tunic! ion's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/22 20:50:21] bsleep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:31:29 towards level 61.
[04/19/22 20:53:43] thatmint found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:17 towards level 52.
[04/19/22 21:04:51] Fam0r found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:59 towards level 43.
[04/19/22 21:21:06] Pricey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:15 towards level 56.
[04/19/22 21:57:16] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Primetime's tunic! Primetime's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/22 22:17:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Vigrid's tunic! Vigrid's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/22 22:21:21] Sokar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:53:08 towards level 63.
[04/19/22 22:48:20] t3chn0 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:47:23 from level 63.
[04/19/22 23:22:43] hax404 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:48 towards level 63.
[04/19/22 23:25:31] necistot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:23 from level 37.
[04/19/22 23:39:49] Bahhumbug burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Bahhumbug's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/20/22 00:28:39] thornrag found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:25 towards level 63.
[04/20/22 00:39:08] Arch had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:28:05 towards level 60.
[04/20/22 00:46:15] Cockatrice found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:03 towards level 45.
[04/20/22 01:39:24] Nuae ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:08:01 from level 56.
[04/20/22 03:12:43] Khorne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:49:44 towards level 65.
[04/20/22 04:44:07] ahmubashshir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:51 towards level 42.
[04/20/22 05:06:38] Omega had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:36 towards level 53.
[04/20/22 05:38:52] idleneutral caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:47 towards level 44.
[04/20/22 06:13:00] ChowderKeg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:37:51 from level 65.
[04/20/22 06:14:03] Svetland has dealt ion a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:38:23 is added to ion's clock.
[04/20/22 07:00:22] vegadark hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:09:36 towards level 65.
[04/20/22 07:07:26] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:31:51 from level 61.
[04/20/22 07:07:35] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:22:41 towards level 59.
[04/20/22 08:03:10] ChowderKeg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:37:02 towards level 65.
[04/20/22 08:50:26] xbill ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:34:29 from level 65.
[04/20/22 08:50:35] Ecko hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:46 towards level 52.
[04/20/22 10:05:55] StalkR caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:04:43 towards level 62.
[04/20/22 10:12:41] Asara was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:16:40 from level 66.
[04/20/22 10:20:56] blackroot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:51:59 towards level 62.
[04/20/22 10:36:04] noex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:29 towards level 47.
[04/20/22 10:45:51] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:35 towards level 62.
[04/20/22 10:51:49] Carl was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:47:17 from level 62.
[04/20/22 11:48:30] Pricey was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:29:42 from level 56.
[04/20/22 11:58:38] ToHellWithGA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:09:57 towards level 65.
[04/20/22 12:17:35] cornfeedhobo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:12 towards level 58.
[04/20/22 12:18:54] rawgreaze got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:00 towards level 55.
[04/20/22 12:59:18] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:50:28 towards level 63.
[04/20/22 13:03:01] TimWolla was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:56:09 from level 66.
[04/20/22 13:32:10] JackyB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:58 towards level 59.
[04/20/22 14:09:36] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:06:36 towards level 62.
[04/20/22 14:24:34] buzel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:50:01 towards level 64.
[04/20/22 14:47:35] laama hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:07 towards level 65.
[04/20/22 14:50:54] idleevil was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:17 from level 44.
[04/20/22 14:52:27] gildarts caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:34:12 towards level 63.
[04/20/22 14:56:59] Misza bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:39:47 towards level 62.
[04/20/22 15:09:19] solarsparq reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! solarsparq's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/20/22 16:00:04] caeli caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:00:56 towards level 63.
[04/20/22 16:33:26] gegenschein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:49:57 towards level 59.
[04/20/22 16:51:06] TheGreatest tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:43 towards level 40.
[04/20/22 17:48:07] TheGreatest gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:12 towards level 40.
[04/20/22 18:09:26] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:32:45 towards level 65.
[04/20/22 18:10:05] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:05:08 towards level 65.
[04/20/22 18:47:40] scumola got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:46:27 towards level 59.
[04/20/22 19:01:03] aqsd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:25:06 towards level 62.
[04/20/22 19:13:24] Fehu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:58:00 from level 54.
[04/20/22 19:26:37] KeboDK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:20:05 towards level 61.
[04/20/22 20:05:56] Aksej was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:44:13 towards level 59.
[04/20/22 20:10:24] Lord255 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:12 towards level 65.
[04/20/22 20:19:10] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:48:38 towards level 62.
[04/20/22 21:12:27] cadfael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:04 towards level 57.
[04/20/22 21:17:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Crazycatlady's tunic! Crazycatlady's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/20/22 21:47:22] Hex was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:04:27 from level 50.
[04/20/22 22:20:44] Pinkman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:00:02 towards level 58.
[04/20/22 22:27:12] pasquale found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:08 towards level 43.
[04/20/22 22:43:03] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:22 towards level 58.
[04/20/22 23:30:05] tsr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:06:50 towards level 60.
[04/20/22 23:36:18] Jens was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:18:02 from level 61.
[04/20/22 23:36:33] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:43:12 towards level 65.
[04/20/22 23:49:29] starlink found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:19:26 towards level 63.
[04/21/22 00:23:55] zbe was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:26:42 from level 64.
[04/21/22 00:58:14] krin has dealt Hirion a Critical Strike! 4 days, 06:14:09 is added to Hirion's clock.
[04/21/22 01:09:24] invisiblek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:51 towards level 47.
[04/21/22 01:21:39] Paganel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:36:55 from level 64.
[04/21/22 01:44:47] Centrixx was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:05:12 towards level 64.
[04/21/22 01:47:26] Alys was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:03:00 from level 57.
[04/21/22 02:18:36] talisein was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:20:13 towards level 65.
[04/21/22 03:38:50] noex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:08 towards level 47.
[04/21/22 04:36:25] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:42 towards level 63.
[04/21/22 05:51:37] Nechayev discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:04:18 towards level 60.
[04/21/22 06:51:40] Ankhers was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:20:37 towards level 63.
[04/21/22 07:33:23] Vigrid reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Vigrid's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/22 08:16:07] womblecat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:22:30 from level 58.
[04/21/22 08:42:37] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:20:51 towards level 62.
[04/21/22 09:27:55] jayvee met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:48:28 from level 64.
[04/21/22 10:00:17] Kurenai was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:23 from level 50.
[04/21/22 10:16:59] Ecko found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:42 towards level 52.
[04/21/22 10:56:07] CrashOverride bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:24 towards level 65.
[04/21/22 11:17:17] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:45 towards level 62.
[04/21/22 11:22:42] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:04 towards level 63.
[04/21/22 11:45:50] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:59 towards level 63.
[04/21/22 12:14:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cremefresh's tunic! cremefresh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/22 12:26:16] Techman's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Techman's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/22 12:49:59] yano caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:07:58 towards level 61.
[04/21/22 13:18:46] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:49 towards level 63.
[04/21/22 13:30:51] TheGreatest bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:05 towards level 41.
[04/21/22 13:36:10] SCSi was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:32:33 from level 62.
[04/21/22 13:56:42] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:55:50 towards level 64.
[04/21/22 14:40:47] bookworm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:11 towards level 62.
[04/21/22 15:11:10] sheu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:29 towards level 65.
[04/21/22 15:34:14] Techman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:09:27 towards level 65.
[04/21/22 15:35:05] noex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:42:05 towards level 47.
[04/21/22 16:38:51] Helystraza discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:52 towards level 47.
[04/21/22 17:24:02] talisein met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:55:42 from level 65.
[04/21/22 17:49:16] washclof was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:28:28 from level 65.
[04/21/22 17:51:29] hdm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:50 towards level 67.
[04/21/22 18:41:44] cornfeedhobo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:42 towards level 58.
[04/21/22 18:44:18] talisein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:43:38 towards level 65.
[04/21/22 19:00:39] simple ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:50 from level 64.
[04/21/22 19:23:03] Lnk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:51:27 towards level 66.
[04/21/22 19:43:53] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:39:00 towards level 61.
[04/21/22 20:25:10] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:39 towards level 59.
[04/21/22 20:55:28] Nechayev found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:04:15 towards level 60.
[04/21/22 22:17:57] VonToutCourt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:01 towards level 61.
[04/21/22 23:01:46] drahthaar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:23 towards level 64.
[04/21/22 23:50:19] _sh has dealt Wolf a Critical Strike! 6 days, 02:30:53 is added to Wolf's clock.
[04/22/22 00:25:30] Vigrid was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:00 from level 42.
[04/22/22 01:13:15] invisiblek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:49 towards level 47.
[04/22/22 01:28:09] eising was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:52:33 towards level 64.
[04/22/22 02:28:35] bg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:06:44 towards level 65.
[04/22/22 03:13:22] texke fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:48:33 from level 64.
[04/22/22 03:40:36] blackroot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:29:39 towards level 62.
[04/22/22 03:45:16] BastelBot spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! BastelBot's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/22 04:09:23] Misza discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:30:09 towards level 62.
[04/22/22 04:19:34] Feltharell was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:45 towards level 57.
[04/22/22 05:52:05] elf fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:43:37 from level 65.
[04/22/22 05:55:48] omero's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! omero's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/22 05:56:21] anarcat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:37:40 from level 65.
[04/22/22 06:04:07] shikhin has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:23:14 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[04/22/22 07:45:54] BastelBot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:39 towards level 63.
[04/22/22 07:53:23] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:32 towards level 65.
[04/22/22 08:00:19] yNos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:34:41 towards level 57.
[04/22/22 08:22:17] blabber walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:26:44 from level 62.
[04/22/22 09:24:55] allo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:12 towards level 64.
[04/22/22 09:41:07] thornrag was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:47 towards level 63.
[04/22/22 09:47:11] ZOTTA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:29 towards level 48.
[04/22/22 09:59:46] canton7 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:28:08 from level 62.
[04/22/22 10:14:16] SSLbits was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:39:28 from level 50.
[04/22/22 10:23:19] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:43 towards level 65.
[04/22/22 10:57:43] ryp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:57 towards level 49.
[04/22/22 11:09:06] caeli walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:08:56 from level 63.
[04/22/22 12:11:33] blabber was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:33:14 from level 62.
[04/22/22 12:37:51] Andrio fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:24:03 from level 62.
[04/22/22 13:08:02] vegadark caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:24:33 towards level 65.
[04/22/22 13:09:21] O[_] was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:49:57 towards level 60.
[04/22/22 13:15:34] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:54 towards level 51.
[04/22/22 13:43:33] Tabmow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:12 towards level 46.
[04/22/22 15:11:48] dwfreed's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dwfreed's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/22/22 15:24:47] Algernon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:01 towards level 61.
[04/22/22 15:49:10] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:18 towards level 63.
[04/22/22 16:09:56] Cirdan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Cirdan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/22/22 16:46:28] GilbertErik was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:24:02 from level 58.
[04/22/22 17:08:41] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:45:25 towards level 63.
[04/22/22 17:17:40] Lnk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:20 towards level 66.
[04/22/22 17:26:34] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:39:42 towards level 63.
[04/22/22 17:36:42] noex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:46 towards level 47.
[04/22/22 18:29:19] Carl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:30 towards level 62.
[04/22/22 19:34:33] Centrixx gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:30 towards level 64.
[04/22/22 20:23:40] pfoley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:28 towards level 61.
[04/22/22 21:16:54] Tenorman was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:08:38 from level 63.
[04/22/22 21:48:09] rs was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:29:12 from level 59.
[04/22/22 21:56:49] Nuae spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Nuae's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/22 22:18:00] rs found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:30:30 towards level 59.
[04/22/22 23:01:36] "\@_ met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:02:31 from level 63.
[04/22/22 23:21:53] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:15 towards level 62.
[04/22/22 23:43:15] CompanionCube got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:18:28 from level 65.
[04/22/22 23:49:59] Fam0r slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Fam0r's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/23/22 01:42:56] Fehu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:53 towards level 54.
[04/23/22 01:56:20] starlink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:45:12 towards level 63.
[04/23/22 01:58:56] omero found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:57:27 towards level 59.
[04/23/22 02:02:15] Cockatrice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:00 towards level 46.
[04/23/22 02:18:30] signofzeta had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:19:20 towards level 58.
[04/23/22 02:24:34] t3chn0 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:15:55 from level 63.
[04/23/22 03:48:16] Nechayev hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:00:57 towards level 60.
[04/23/22 04:31:49] Juan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Juan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/22 04:54:05] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:15:46 towards level 63.
[04/23/22 05:22:13] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:11 towards level 63.
[04/23/22 05:58:29] Svetland got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:14:55 towards level 64.
[04/23/22 08:04:40] hax404 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:19:16 from level 64.
[04/23/22 09:22:52] omn0mn0m caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:40 towards level 37.
[04/23/22 09:50:00] invisiblek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:33 towards level 47.
[04/23/22 10:02:18] ChowderKeg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:49 towards level 65.
[04/23/22 10:16:42] nyuszika7h was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:41:05 from level 64.
[04/23/22 10:19:12] Sombra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:32:08 from level 64.
[04/23/22 10:52:47] V had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:51:42 towards level 65.
[04/23/22 11:13:14] signofzeta reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! signofzeta's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/22 11:30:27] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:25 towards level 65.
[04/23/22 11:42:50] damyan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:17 towards level 61.
[04/23/22 11:44:29] SirBummelz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:35 towards level 54.
[04/23/22 12:08:38] The local wizard imbued iiriix's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! iiriix's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/22 12:17:21] iiriix caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:22:43 towards level 63.
[04/23/22 12:56:38] rs gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:17:06 towards level 59.
[04/23/22 13:19:15] pyre gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:27:09 towards level 64.
[04/23/22 13:45:03] sheu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:48 towards level 65.
[04/23/22 13:50:27] ephemer0l ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:40:56 from level 51.
[04/23/22 14:00:02] zbe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:17 towards level 64.
[04/23/22 14:30:07] womblecat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:45:50 from level 58.
[04/23/22 15:08:25] ChowderKeg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:24:43 towards level 65.
[04/23/22 15:09:13] iiriix tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:41:52 towards level 63.
[04/23/22 15:47:00] el's charm ate a bolt of lightning! el's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/22 17:01:39] Forud was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:34:42 from level 62.
[04/23/22 17:17:30] Lnk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:31 towards level 66.
[04/23/22 17:56:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Silvanus_Betrium's tunic! Silvanus_Betrium's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/22 18:09:14] CompanionCube reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CompanionCube's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/22 18:10:08] kzootech was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:46 towards level 50.
[04/23/22 18:11:23] gegenschein has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:51:48 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[04/23/22 18:21:04] Algernon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:14 towards level 61.
[04/23/22 18:40:31] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:09:07 towards level 65.
[04/23/22 18:58:47] style discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:57:36 towards level 62.
[04/23/22 19:42:44] Fenrik was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:18:36 from level 63.
[04/23/22 19:53:55] xbill caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:05 towards level 65.
[04/23/22 20:33:21] Hex was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:51:55 from level 50.
[04/23/22 20:46:33] gradator was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:14 from level 64.
[04/23/22 20:57:11] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:32 towards level 62.
[04/23/22 20:57:11] caeli has dealt sheu a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:09:59 is added to sheu's clock.
[04/23/22 21:01:24] womblecat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:59:51 towards level 58.
[04/23/22 21:02:27] hugga hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:22:42 towards level 55.
[04/23/22 21:12:53] Tabmow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:39 towards level 46.
[04/23/22 21:30:41] rawgreaze discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:26:33 towards level 56.
[04/23/22 22:06:45] Svetland found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:14:03 towards level 64.
[04/23/22 22:26:56] tmberg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:49:22 from level 62.
[04/23/22 22:33:48] Fenrik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:46 towards level 63.
[04/23/22 22:42:53] Svetland reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Svetland's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/22 23:04:57] Arch gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:22 towards level 60.
[04/23/22 23:36:54] Alarien was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:38:59 from level 62.
[04/23/22 23:44:05] bookworm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:00 from level 62.
[04/23/22 23:55:57] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:22:41 towards level 62.
[04/24/22 00:20:54] CodeGeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:56 towards level 62.
[04/24/22 00:59:50] StalkR gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:01 towards level 62.
[04/24/22 01:46:24] Jens was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:46:57 towards level 61.
[04/24/22 01:52:40] eising ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:48:30 from level 64.
[04/24/22 02:04:42] Sergio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:58:11 towards level 61.
[04/24/22 02:06:00] Fehu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:57 from level 54.
[04/24/22 02:15:08] Centrixx's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Centrixx's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/22 03:37:24] Svetland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:28 towards level 64.
[04/24/22 03:40:38] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:54:13 towards level 65.
[04/24/22 05:14:09] StalkR bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:42 towards level 62.
[04/24/22 05:32:45] Centrixx found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:43 towards level 64.
[04/24/22 05:40:11] Bluedog found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:14:09 towards level 64.
[04/24/22 06:07:03] adamus1red's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! adamus1red's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/22 06:14:56] Centrixx was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:47 towards level 64.
[04/24/22 07:19:09] Affliction's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Affliction's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/24/22 07:35:19] VonToutCourt met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:15:27 from level 61.
[04/24/22 07:52:55] tswsl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:17:31 towards level 65.
[04/24/22 08:11:17] laama met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:57:49 from level 65.
[04/24/22 08:11:56] nyuszika7h bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:11:19 towards level 64.
[04/24/22 08:13:02] JigmeDatse found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:35:01 towards level 60.
[04/24/22 08:33:39] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:25:58 from level 48.
[04/24/22 08:57:41] zcy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:28 towards level 42.
[04/24/22 09:02:09] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:21 towards level 62.
[04/24/22 09:25:34] kptr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:12:21 from level 64.
[04/24/22 09:28:10] CrashOverride bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:50:19 towards level 66.
[04/24/22 09:39:15] signofzeta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:54 towards level 58.
[04/24/22 10:46:52] KeboDK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:41 towards level 61.
[04/24/22 11:22:24] The local wizard imbued simple's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! simple's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/22 11:26:51] JigmeDatse was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:55:08 towards level 60.
[04/24/22 12:15:07] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:24:23 towards level 64.
[04/24/22 12:39:12] Ralle was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:40:13 towards level 54.
[04/24/22 12:59:18] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:04 towards level 62.
[04/24/22 12:59:33] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:21 towards level 64.
[04/24/22 13:17:27] Aelane was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:31:47 from level 54.
[04/24/22 13:22:13] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:28:18 towards level 59.
[04/24/22 14:12:56] Tabmow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:45 towards level 46.
[04/24/22 14:25:46] Hirion was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:59:00 from level 63.
[04/24/22 14:31:17] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:58:28 towards level 62.
[04/24/22 15:14:30] Aksej bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:52 towards level 59.
[04/24/22 15:19:52] omn0mn0m has dealt necistot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:42:08 is added to necistot's clock.
[04/24/22 16:26:15] Aelane slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Aelane's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/24/22 16:27:39] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:01:21 towards level 61.
[04/24/22 16:52:53] Theleveler was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:04:43 from level 63.
[04/24/22 17:08:07] ZOTTA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:12 towards level 49.
[04/24/22 17:14:05] HellSpawn has dealt CodeGeek a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:17:05 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[04/24/22 17:40:52] Ralle found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:28:26 towards level 54.
[04/24/22 18:10:49] The local wizard imbued cfjk's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cfjk's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/22 19:19:01] marrrrrrrrrr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:47 towards level 36.
[04/24/22 19:31:04] Drin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:20:44 towards level 60.
[04/24/22 19:58:03] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:06 towards level 61.
[04/24/22 20:43:14] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:15:07 towards level 63.
[04/24/22 20:55:32] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:18 towards level 63.
[04/24/22 21:25:29] washclof bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:51 towards level 65.
[04/24/22 22:41:17] zifnab06 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:31:12 from level 60.
[04/24/22 22:46:33] TheSilentLink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:20:28 towards level 60.
[04/24/22 23:15:02] HellSpawn's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! HellSpawn's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/24/22 23:24:43] Juan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:01:03 from level 51.
[04/25/22 00:11:14] tswsl has dealt Wolf a Critical Strike! 3 days, 18:30:48 is added to Wolf's clock.
[04/25/22 00:19:04] blabber reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! blabber's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/22 00:36:17] allo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:19 towards level 64.
[04/25/22 00:49:01] BastelBot met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:10:48 from level 64.
[04/25/22 01:25:19] dwfreed was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:40:30 towards level 65.
[04/25/22 01:39:34] gradator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:38:59 towards level 65.
[04/25/22 02:03:26] dyvonna met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:07:02 from level 50.
[04/25/22 02:20:17] LeD gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:06 towards level 43.
[04/25/22 02:26:21] womblecat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:10:19 towards level 58.
[04/25/22 02:58:34] Techman was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:04:40 from level 65.
[04/25/22 03:20:02] blabber was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:02:01 from level 62.
[04/25/22 03:59:01] sheu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:22 towards level 65.
[04/25/22 05:13:18] Primetime tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:15 towards level 48.
[04/25/22 05:18:26] Sombra has dealt TheGreatest a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:06:16 is added to TheGreatest's clock.
[04/25/22 05:32:25] ryp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:34 towards level 49.
[04/25/22 06:06:37] h00k found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:06:53 towards level 44.
[04/25/22 06:13:30] The local wizard imbued Acolarh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Acolarh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/22 06:21:41] washclof was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:26:56 towards level 66.
[04/25/22 06:39:56] Disruptor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:21:13 towards level 61.
[04/25/22 07:12:30] Togra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:53 towards level 62.
[04/25/22 07:13:09] cadfael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:36:20 towards level 58.
[04/25/22 08:14:10] TimWolla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:50:01 towards level 66.
[04/25/22 08:40:18] damyan's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! damyan's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/25/22 08:42:42] Togra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:15 towards level 62.
[04/25/22 09:14:28] ToHellWithGA fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:11:14 from level 65.
[04/25/22 09:15:01] crawlingchaos found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:31 towards level 27.
[04/25/22 09:43:40] opcode got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:02 from level 49.
[04/25/22 09:45:13] gildarts ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:45:09 from level 63.
[04/25/22 10:04:41] kline discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:02 towards level 64.
[04/25/22 10:39:33] JigmeDatse found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:53:33 towards level 60.
[04/25/22 10:55:15] Forud was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:36:08 from level 62.
[04/25/22 11:09:14] sheu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:58 towards level 65.
[04/25/22 11:16:31] pants was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:06:42 from level 65.
[04/25/22 11:22:44] Gorek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:52 towards level 66.
[04/25/22 12:07:06] Forud discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:41 towards level 62.
[04/25/22 12:26:12] Alarien hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:20:08 towards level 62.
[04/25/22 12:52:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ralle's tunic! Ralle's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/22 13:07:02] Puff hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:22:08 towards level 65.
[04/25/22 13:46:06] Hex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:44 towards level 50.
[04/25/22 14:30:24] scumola's charm ate a bolt of lightning! scumola's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/22 15:10:59] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:22:19 towards level 50.
[04/25/22 15:33:10] wille was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:28 towards level 54.
[04/25/22 16:31:21] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:50:36 towards level 65.
[04/25/22 17:04:31] Destruia ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:07 from level 61.
[04/25/22 17:31:12] style found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:13:06 towards level 62.
[04/25/22 19:35:49] golgy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:37:12 towards level 62.
[04/25/22 20:02:27] ryp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:23 towards level 49.
[04/25/22 20:11:54] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:51:02 towards level 65.
[04/25/22 20:36:56] Bolded has dealt idleneutral a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:36:06 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[04/25/22 20:41:31] bsleep ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:36:48 from level 61.
[04/25/22 20:42:49] io caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:54:04 towards level 66.
[04/25/22 21:28:18] hugga's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hugga's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/22 22:47:35] Fehu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:15:02 towards level 55.
[04/25/22 23:00:25] postikana met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:13 from level 59.
[04/25/22 23:58:28] gildarts was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:42:44 towards level 63.
[04/26/22 00:04:50] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:13:45 towards level 59.
[04/26/22 00:09:51] bananaboat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bananaboat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/26/22 00:45:40] csc2ya's charm ate a bolt of lightning! csc2ya's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/22 01:07:56] jayvee was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:02:11 towards level 64.
[04/26/22 01:47:19] JackyB was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:23 from level 59.
[04/26/22 02:07:14] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:04:13 towards level 65.
[04/26/22 02:07:38] TauPan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:17 towards level 58.
[04/26/22 02:23:32] shikhin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:57 towards level 64.
[04/26/22 02:54:09] cremefresh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:18:28 towards level 65.
[04/26/22 02:54:27] Hex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:37 towards level 50.
[04/26/22 03:22:21] Ralle burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Ralle's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/26/22 03:55:45] texke got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:08:51 towards level 64.
[04/26/22 05:36:44] Theleveler was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:02:51 from level 63.
[04/26/22 05:59:24] Arch met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:52:33 from level 60.
[04/26/22 07:46:34] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:26:14 towards level 62.
[04/26/22 08:42:00] Hirion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:39:07 towards level 63.
[04/26/22 08:53:29] EddieT137 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:10 towards level 57.
[04/26/22 09:11:00] gradator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:05:11 towards level 65.
[04/26/22 09:37:27] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:36 towards level 48.
[04/26/22 10:35:08] Hirion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:16:34 towards level 63.
[04/26/22 11:20:55] cremefresh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:21:52 towards level 65.
[04/26/22 11:38:13] Tabmow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:43 towards level 47.
[04/26/22 11:58:31] _sh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:36:42 from level 65.
[04/26/22 12:37:11] Cirdan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:54:40 towards level 65.
[04/26/22 13:27:20] pasquale reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pasquale's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/22 13:59:20] womblecat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:28:48 towards level 58.
[04/26/22 14:30:14] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:31:59 towards level 65.
[04/26/22 14:52:00] opcode caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:31 towards level 49.
[04/26/22 14:54:34] Jens's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Jens's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/22 14:58:44] Covid-19 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:50:53 towards level 62.
[04/26/22 15:07:25] Tabmow has dealt talisein a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:22:42 is added to talisein's clock.
[04/26/22 15:32:45] hax404 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:37:48 towards level 64.
[04/26/22 15:41:41] talisein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:23 towards level 65.
[04/26/22 16:03:31] idleneutral reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idleneutral's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/22 16:16:09] StalkR caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:37 towards level 62.
[04/26/22 17:11:28] SCSi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:51 towards level 62.
[04/26/22 17:18:00] buyoq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:45:33 towards level 62.
[04/26/22 17:20:09] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/26/22 17:24:31] starlink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:47:39 towards level 63.
[04/26/22 17:35:03] HeavyPodda reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! HeavyPodda's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/22 19:04:21] yNos was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:54 towards level 57.
[04/26/22 20:00:12] Silvanus_Betrium's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Silvanus_Betrium's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/22 21:01:58] tswsl spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! tswsl's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/26/22 21:30:49] Psilocybe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:15:59 towards level 64.
[04/26/22 21:56:40] Puff's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Puff's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/22 23:13:19] HeavyPodda bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:14 towards level 62.
[04/26/22 23:35:23] Disruptor was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:48:03 towards level 61.
[04/26/22 23:43:43] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:29 towards level 61.
[04/26/22 23:51:29] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:47 towards level 63.
[04/27/22 00:01:22] Arch was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:03:22 from level 60.
[04/27/22 00:34:44] Kritzefitz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:45:24 towards level 62.
[04/27/22 00:42:33] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:05:26 towards level 65.
[04/27/22 01:50:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Asara's tunic! Asara's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/22 01:52:00] Togra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:59 towards level 62.
[04/27/22 02:22:00] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:07:33 towards level 63.
[04/27/22 02:32:11] blackroot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:19 towards level 62.
[04/27/22 02:50:18] Sokar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:38:56 towards level 63.
[04/27/22 03:35:35] Aksej was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:02 towards level 59.
[04/27/22 04:01:28] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:30 towards level 50.
[04/27/22 04:50:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Acolarh's tunic! Acolarh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/22 05:29:57] ZOTTA's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ZOTTA's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/22 05:36:37] Tabmow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:51:51 from level 47.
[04/27/22 05:54:59] gegenschein was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:05:35 from level 59.
[04/27/22 06:04:43] CodeGeek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:48:33 towards level 63.
[04/27/22 06:28:42] blabber bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:03:22 towards level 62.
[04/27/22 07:02:46] mordac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:54:41 towards level 64.
[04/27/22 07:49:56] GilbertErik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:15:45 towards level 58.
[04/27/22 08:14:56] munkis was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:29:11 towards level 60.
[04/27/22 08:32:03] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:22 towards level 60.
[04/27/22 10:03:56] anarcat has dealt Thorael a Critical Strike! 2 days, 04:48:09 is added to Thorael's clock.
[04/27/22 10:37:56] munkis hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:01:56 towards level 60.
[04/27/22 11:53:04] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:56 towards level 63.
[04/27/22 12:14:08] Yarosh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:47:14 towards level 63.
[04/27/22 12:53:22] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:53:20 from level 61.
[04/27/22 13:08:29] Puff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:23:09 towards level 65.
[04/27/22 13:19:07] Sombra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:58 towards level 64.
[04/27/22 14:40:18] HellSpawn was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:54:44 from level 62.
[04/27/22 14:57:30] krin burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! krin's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/27/22 15:00:58] Fehu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:08:30 towards level 55.
[04/27/22 15:51:40] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:59:53 towards level 65.
[04/27/22 16:02:45] style spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! style's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/27/22 17:16:07] sky ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:18:40 from level 62.
[04/27/22 18:04:56] opcode was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:44:37 from level 50.
[04/27/22 18:34:22] mordac slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! mordac's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/27/22 18:50:56] Asara got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:32:52 towards level 67.
[04/27/22 19:33:54] thatmint was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:34:42 from level 53.
[04/27/22 19:49:33] zcy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:04 towards level 43.
[04/27/22 20:08:52] starlink ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:06:05 from level 63.
[04/27/22 21:30:22] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:51:27 towards level 65.
[04/27/22 22:28:29] canton7 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:22:47 from level 62.
[04/27/22 23:23:52] Disruptor gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:05:38 towards level 61.
[04/27/22 23:33:15] Destruia found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:24:43 towards level 62.
[04/27/22 23:47:06] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:03:46 towards level 64.
[04/28/22 00:22:43] sc reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/22 00:41:14] Feltharell was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:10 from level 57.
[04/28/22 01:54:15] yano slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! yano's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/28/22 02:45:58] gegenschein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:12 towards level 59.
[04/28/22 03:42:54] Togra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:44 towards level 62.
[04/28/22 03:58:52] gradator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:51:56 towards level 65.
[04/28/22 05:12:27] SSLbits ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:31:16 from level 50.
[04/28/22 05:12:27] allo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:38 towards level 64.
[04/28/22 05:22:20] buyoq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:50:56 towards level 62.
[04/28/22 06:09:21] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:53:15 towards level 63.
[04/28/22 07:49:41] Tenedos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:10 towards level 60.
[04/28/22 08:35:32] kenyon's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! kenyon's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/28/22 08:58:20] kline found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:44:04 towards level 65.
[04/28/22 09:21:42] dyvonna has dealt bobvador a Critical Strike! 7 days, 16:45:45 is added to bobvador's clock.
[04/28/22 09:26:16] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:55 towards level 63.
[04/28/22 10:13:22] CrashOverride ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:00:56 from level 66.
[04/28/22 10:44:27] Vigrid was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:17 towards level 44.
[04/28/22 10:54:10] KeboDK was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:04:13 towards level 62.
[04/28/22 12:05:12] Sombra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:28:47 towards level 65.
[04/28/22 12:11:13] Silvanus_Betrium had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:24:12 towards level 62.
[04/28/22 12:28:32] misha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:25:37 from level 64.
[04/28/22 12:51:56] pfoley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:49 towards level 61.
[04/28/22 13:07:26] kptr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:02 towards level 64.
[04/28/22 14:11:22] Cirdan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:04:40 towards level 65.
[04/28/22 14:25:25] Lord255 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lord255's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/22 14:42:38] "\@_ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:47:38 towards level 63.
[04/28/22 14:43:26] Ralle reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ralle's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/22 14:45:32] Malvolio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Malvolio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/22 15:11:44] Cockatrice ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:06 from level 47.
[04/28/22 15:30:13] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:30:46 towards level 65.
[04/28/22 15:50:53] Centrixx got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:28:15 from level 64.
[04/28/22 16:14:11] Lnk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Lnk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/22 16:14:50] Wolf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:41:17 towards level 64.
[04/28/22 16:37:08] nya was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:00:19 from level 62.
[04/28/22 16:42:03] Melon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:25 towards level 54.
[04/28/22 16:57:33] TheSilentLink had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:52:29 towards level 60.
[04/28/22 17:03:46] Melon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:16 towards level 54.
[04/28/22 17:33:04] _sh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:01:55 towards level 65.
[04/28/22 18:46:18] cremefresh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cremefresh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/22 18:48:45] Bluedog bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:37:40 towards level 64.
[04/28/22 19:36:07] idleneutral has dealt golgy a Critical Strike! 5 days, 08:48:57 is added to golgy's clock.
[04/28/22 19:36:10] Lnk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:12:37 towards level 67.
[04/28/22 19:43:27] Acolarh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:40:37 towards level 64.
[04/28/22 19:44:27] GyrosGeier was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:22:29 towards level 63.
[04/28/22 20:21:57] Pinkman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:11:58 towards level 59.
[04/28/22 20:22:06] muirrum was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:16:39 from level 40.
[04/28/22 22:03:11] postikana gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:10:46 towards level 60.
[04/28/22 22:27:25] scumola met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:05:13 from level 59.
[04/28/22 22:37:05] pasquale found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:42 towards level 45.
[04/28/22 22:47:19] idlegood tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:34 towards level 46.
[04/28/22 23:25:27] StalkR walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:53:53 from level 62.
[04/29/22 01:27:55] ToHellWithGA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:50:40 towards level 65.
[04/29/22 01:34:23] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:18 towards level 45.
[04/29/22 01:59:56] GyrosGeier got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:35 towards level 63.
[04/29/22 02:34:49] Bluedog's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Bluedog's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/29/22 02:46:09] postikana was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:12:17 from level 60.
[04/29/22 03:55:21] mordac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:17 towards level 64.
[04/29/22 04:03:50] Tabmow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:46 towards level 47.
[04/29/22 04:20:59] SirBummelz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:39:51 towards level 55.
[04/29/22 05:47:27] golgy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:44:30 towards level 62.
[04/29/22 06:18:05] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:09:09 towards level 65.
[04/29/22 07:00:50] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:42:24 towards level 65.
[04/29/22 07:05:15] idlegood was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:04 towards level 46.
[04/29/22 08:23:48] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:52:56 towards level 63.
[04/29/22 08:34:44] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:29:33 towards level 63.
[04/29/22 08:43:39] y found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:50 towards level 39.
[04/29/22 08:52:26] The local wizard imbued Disruptor's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Disruptor's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/29/22 09:23:57] adamus1red was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:45:56 from level 64.
[04/29/22 09:30:28] Centrixx was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:58 towards level 64.
[04/29/22 11:11:57] kptr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:09 towards level 64.
[04/29/22 11:39:20] Thorael has dealt _sh a Critical Strike! 5 days, 23:37:50 is added to _sh's clock.
[04/29/22 12:44:57] Psilocybe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:50 towards level 64.
[04/29/22 12:46:31] Psilocybe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:21:42 towards level 64.
[04/29/22 14:02:51] Ankhers was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:55:15 from level 64.
[04/29/22 14:25:13] kinus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:34:57 from level 58.
[04/29/22 15:02:07] starlink has dealt yNos a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:50:49 is added to yNos's clock.
[04/29/22 15:02:58] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:23:43 towards level 63.
[04/29/22 15:04:34] gegenschein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:19 towards level 59.
[04/29/22 16:36:37] brycec reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! brycec's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/29/22 16:46:30] Fam0r reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fam0r's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/29/22 17:17:27] Sergio fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:57:04 from level 61.
[04/29/22 17:43:08] hugga was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:33 towards level 55.
[04/29/22 18:28:56] Yuhno ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:27:33 from level 65.
[04/29/22 18:29:08] EddieT137 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:59 towards level 57.
[04/29/22 19:27:00] opcode had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:37 towards level 50.
[04/29/22 19:27:57] Feltharell was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:41:16 from level 58.
[04/29/22 19:37:15] Aksej got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:47:11 towards level 60.
[04/29/22 19:52:38] solarsparq ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:26:38 from level 54.
[04/29/22 21:10:18] postikana gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:28:08 towards level 60.
[04/29/22 21:16:07] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:15:41 towards level 63.
[04/29/22 21:26:54] talisein met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:14:33 from level 65.
[04/29/22 22:47:24] Pinkman has dealt omn0mn0m a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:22:44 is added to omn0mn0m's clock.
[04/29/22 23:25:32] Kurenai was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:45:00 from level 51.
[04/30/22 00:05:34] KeboDK met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:43:11 from level 62.
[04/30/22 00:10:11] drahthaar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:11:21 towards level 65.
[04/30/22 01:08:47] Algernon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:02:58 towards level 62.
[04/30/22 02:02:27] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:27:34 towards level 63.
[04/30/22 02:08:35] womblecat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:57:11 from level 58.
[04/30/22 02:17:19] chiastre hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:01:57 towards level 60.
[04/30/22 02:17:46] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:45:23 towards level 63.
[04/30/22 02:32:24] Fam0r burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Fam0r's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/30/22 02:47:09] TheGreatest was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:43 towards level 43.
[04/30/22 03:19:45] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:35 towards level 58.
[04/30/22 03:24:34] Vigrid was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:58 towards level 45.
[04/30/22 03:55:43] Tabmow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:13:12 towards level 48.
[04/30/22 04:37:31] chiastre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:50:45 towards level 60.
[04/30/22 05:13:43] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:16 towards level 66.
[04/30/22 05:23:36] VonToutCourt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:16 towards level 62.
[04/30/22 06:01:29] Centrixx was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:55 towards level 64.
[04/30/22 06:03:14] tomgus1 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:21 from level 22.
[04/30/22 06:41:26] Aksej tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:50:55 towards level 60.
[04/30/22 06:41:59] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:48:28 towards level 65.
[04/30/22 06:51:15] Tenedos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:09 towards level 60.
[04/30/22 06:51:52] ephemer0l was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:02 towards level 51.
[04/30/22 06:57:38] The local wizard imbued JigmeDatse's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JigmeDatse's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/30/22 07:21:10] fstrelok was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:10:15 from level 49.
[04/30/22 07:52:19] opcode got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:52 towards level 50.
[04/30/22 09:24:46] brycec spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! brycec's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/30/22 10:01:25] spex walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:42:48 from level 63.
[04/30/22 10:03:04] ChowderKeg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:31:45 from level 66.
[04/30/22 11:14:26] Togra has dealt pyre a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:23:15 is added to pyre's clock.
[04/30/22 11:19:39] HellSpawn's charm ate a bolt of lightning! HellSpawn's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/30/22 12:10:43] Nuae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:53:48 towards level 56.
[04/30/22 12:16:45] cornfeedhobo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:41:28 towards level 59.
[04/30/22 13:38:37] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:51 towards level 59.
[04/30/22 13:45:56] Covid-19 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:19:25 towards level 62.
[04/30/22 14:03:33] Chuck has dealt Ecko a Critical Strike! 2 days, 21:53:48 is added to Ecko's clock.
[04/30/22 14:15:14] ToHellWithGA was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:03:12 from level 65.
[04/30/22 14:42:28] MELOONi ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:56:48 from level 63.
[04/30/22 14:46:37] Drin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:41 towards level 60.
[04/30/22 15:55:00] allo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:56 from level 64.
[04/30/22 15:57:42] rs was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:58 towards level 59.
[04/30/22 16:06:29] DrinkyBird's charm ate a bolt of lightning! DrinkyBird's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/30/22 16:59:09] pasquale met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:52:46 from level 46.
[04/30/22 17:14:01] heisenbug was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:00:03 from level 65.
[04/30/22 17:29:18] CompanionCube got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:06:23 from level 65.
[04/30/22 17:35:47] blackroot reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! blackroot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/30/22 18:04:27] hax404 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:40:09 from level 64.
[04/30/22 18:20:06] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:20 towards level 62.
[04/30/22 18:35:12] KeboDK had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:55:52 towards level 62.
[04/30/22 18:35:48] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:47:04 towards level 65.
[04/30/22 19:33:41] misha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:35:40 towards level 64.
[04/30/22 19:35:29] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:09 towards level 60.
[04/30/22 19:39:48] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:28 towards level 59.
[04/30/22 19:44:04] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:27 towards level 49.
[04/30/22 19:44:58] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:32 towards level 62.
[04/30/22 20:52:49] Koffa was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:25:25 from level 64.
[04/30/22 21:01:30] Tabmow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:31 towards level 48.
[04/30/22 21:05:57] Yarosh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:57:44 from level 63.
[04/30/22 21:31:42] vectr0n caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:53:01 towards level 59.
[04/30/22 21:37:55] Feltharell found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:49:40 towards level 58.
[04/30/22 22:14:33] starlink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:52:25 towards level 63.
[04/30/22 22:21:25] idleneutral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:23 towards level 46.
[04/30/22 22:25:02] The local wizard imbued crank's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! crank's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/30/22 23:52:19] Paganel has dealt tomhek a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:52:09 is added to tomhek's clock.
[05/01/22 00:11:40] Wolf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:45:01 towards level 64.
[05/01/22 01:29:20] fstrelok was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:37 towards level 49.
[05/01/22 01:29:23] vegadark bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:50 towards level 65.
[05/01/22 02:05:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gegenschein's tunic! gegenschein's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/01/22 02:38:34] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:38 towards level 65.
[05/01/22 03:20:28] Bolded was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:52:33 towards level 57.
[05/01/22 04:16:33] idlegood gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:09 towards level 47.
[05/01/22 04:16:42] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:09 towards level 59.
[05/01/22 04:24:59] kptr ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:19 from level 64.
[05/01/22 04:42:11] zifnab06 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:49:52 towards level 60.
[05/01/22 04:47:36] buzel has dealt slim a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:22:03 is added to slim's clock.
[05/01/22 05:31:42] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:36:12 towards level 63.
[05/01/22 05:43:56] Covid-19 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:05:19 from level 62.
[05/01/22 06:36:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on StalkR's tunic! StalkR's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/01/22 06:56:35] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:21:34 towards level 64.
[05/01/22 07:18:42] buyoq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:35:16 towards level 62.
[05/01/22 08:21:01] average was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:22 from level 49.
[05/01/22 08:27:26] Sombra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:31:20 towards level 65.
[05/01/22 08:29:23] Arch found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:32:30 towards level 61.
[05/01/22 09:09:34] Disruptor gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:41 towards level 61.
[05/01/22 09:22:43] MetaNova was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:13:30 towards level 64.
[05/01/22 09:37:49] Aelane got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:23 towards level 54.
[05/01/22 09:42:53] Wam ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:36:44 from level 57.
[05/01/22 09:43:18] Tangles found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:59:44 towards level 61.
[05/01/22 10:55:07] Hirion was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:46:51 from level 63.
[05/01/22 11:31:03] SirBummelz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:58:32 from level 55.
[05/01/22 12:26:16] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:16:06 towards level 65.
[05/01/22 13:13:32] Silvanus_Betrium discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:20:10 towards level 62.
[05/01/22 13:18:12] pasquale was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:53:04 from level 46.
[05/01/22 14:15:21] gegenschein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:08 towards level 59.
[05/01/22 14:35:26] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:47:30 towards level 65.
[05/01/22 15:22:27] BUSY found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:32 towards level 60.
[05/01/22 16:22:55] crank was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:15:47 towards level 64.
[05/01/22 17:33:09] Sokar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:52:34 towards level 63.
[05/01/22 18:51:54] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:04 towards level 48.
[05/01/22 19:13:19] Primetime caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:56:15 towards level 49.
[05/01/22 19:15:11] The local wizard imbued KindOne's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! KindOne's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/01/22 19:22:27] Destruia slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Destruia's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/01/22 20:19:13] Angelina had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:06 towards level 56.
[05/01/22 20:26:51] TheGreatest reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TheGreatest's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/01/22 20:30:25] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:47:56 towards level 65.
[05/01/22 21:44:56] Paganel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:41:11 from level 65.
[05/01/22 22:47:30] marrrrrrrrrr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! marrrrrrrrrr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/01/22 23:50:41] sky was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:27:20 from level 62.
[05/02/22 00:20:48] Puff reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Puff's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/22 00:24:16] Sergio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:01:05 from level 61.
[05/02/22 00:31:18] VonToutCourt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:20:19 towards level 62.
[05/02/22 02:08:18] laama was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:40:47 from level 65.
[05/02/22 02:50:02] JackyB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:02:21 towards level 60.
[05/02/22 02:58:49] Algernon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:04:08 towards level 62.
[05/02/22 03:09:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on GyrosGeier's tunic! GyrosGeier's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/22 03:48:27] Chuck found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:08:41 towards level 62.
[05/02/22 04:40:36] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:51:02 towards level 67.
[05/02/22 05:04:02] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:08:12 from level 59.
[05/02/22 05:21:02] Jaxxsinn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:26 from level 37.
[05/02/22 06:35:00] kline caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:37:47 towards level 65.
[05/02/22 06:35:43] Pinkman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:58 towards level 59.
[05/02/22 07:43:03] Paganel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:39:30 towards level 65.
[05/02/22 07:45:45] brycec ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:24:27 from level 61.
[05/02/22 07:49:49] eroc1990 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:49 towards level 40.
[05/02/22 08:28:47] laama had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:01 towards level 65.
[05/02/22 08:36:52] tomhek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:21 towards level 63.
[05/02/22 09:13:47] Nuae's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Nuae's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/02/22 09:17:45] Ungoliant fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:49:47 from level 58.
[05/02/22 09:26:13] Silvanus_Betrium was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:29:52 towards level 62.
[05/02/22 09:30:53] GyrosGeier was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:00:19 from level 63.
[05/02/22 12:22:28] Pinkman's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Pinkman's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/02/22 13:04:21] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:36 towards level 59.
[05/02/22 13:30:42] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:07:05 towards level 66.
[05/02/22 14:02:15] Pinkman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:57:50 towards level 59.
[05/02/22 14:23:01] Cockatrice has dealt Tenedos a Critical Strike! 3 days, 05:21:35 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[05/02/22 14:30:29] Disruptor met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:21:50 from level 61.
[05/02/22 15:49:11] crank was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:03:11 from level 64.
[05/02/22 16:08:18] Fenrik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:22 towards level 63.
[05/02/22 16:43:25] JamCow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:24 towards level 62.
[05/02/22 17:08:37] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:42:44 towards level 63.
[05/02/22 17:34:22] vectr0n was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:36:37 from level 59.
[05/02/22 17:57:23] nyuszika7h slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! nyuszika7h's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/02/22 18:46:17] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:08:37 towards level 65.
[05/02/22 18:52:00] Wam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:51:51 towards level 57.
[05/02/22 19:27:42] invisiblek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:08 towards level 49.
[05/02/22 20:08:33] Kritzefitz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:35:55 towards level 62.
[05/02/22 20:09:42] kinus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:15:26 towards level 58.
[05/02/22 20:19:51] Fam0r met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:41:27 from level 46.
[05/02/22 20:33:06] Arenlor got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:09 from level 34.
[05/02/22 21:45:59] Aelane caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:39 towards level 54.
[05/02/22 21:53:39] Pinkman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:43:32 towards level 59.
[05/02/22 22:39:41] vegadark found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:55:49 towards level 66.
[05/02/22 22:46:13] MELOONi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:59 towards level 63.
[05/02/22 23:14:31] vectr0n was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:38:51 towards level 59.
[05/02/22 23:23:38] Cockatrice met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:17:24 from level 48.
[05/02/22 23:54:51] Helystraza's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Helystraza's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/22 00:07:29] bsleep was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:10:20 from level 61.
[05/03/22 00:50:33] Bolded's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Bolded's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/22 01:43:31] Ungoliant bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:58 towards level 58.
[05/03/22 02:28:03] buzel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:15 towards level 64.
[05/03/22 02:55:46] JigmeDatse caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:44:35 towards level 60.
[05/03/22 02:58:35] Syloq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:05:19 towards level 64.
[05/03/22 03:02:39] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:19 towards level 62.
[05/03/22 03:46:45] canton7 has dealt h00k a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:45:08 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/03/22 04:09:25] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:30:22 towards level 64.
[05/03/22 04:29:14] hax404 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:48:05 towards level 64.
[05/03/22 05:56:05] texke hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:31 towards level 64.
[05/03/22 06:20:57] Nuae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:54:49 towards level 56.
[05/03/22 06:24:13] thatmint was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:01:35 towards level 53.
[05/03/22 06:32:26] brycec walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:36:25 from level 61.
[05/03/22 06:45:20] Paganel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:20:47 from level 65.
[05/03/22 07:53:40] ephemer0l found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:24:29 towards level 52.
[05/03/22 09:03:52] JigmeDatse has dealt Alarien a Critical Strike! 5 days, 02:11:32 is added to Alarien's clock.
[05/03/22 09:54:40] Malvolio has dealt gildarts a Critical Strike! 4 days, 12:37:34 is added to gildarts's clock.
[05/03/22 10:11:16] JigmeDatse found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:08:08 towards level 60.
[05/03/22 10:17:15] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:43 from level 59.
[05/03/22 13:15:02] dwfreed was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:30 towards level 65.
[05/03/22 16:44:15] Wolf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:48:51 towards level 64.
[05/03/22 16:47:33] Thorael's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Thorael's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/22 18:21:32] Disruptor found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:49 towards level 61.
[05/03/22 18:33:56] Techman ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:31 from level 65.
[05/03/22 18:36:32] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:30 towards level 52.
[05/03/22 18:49:59] omn0mn0m ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:02:02 from level 42.
[05/03/22 19:03:19] ZOTTA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:48 towards level 49.
[05/03/22 19:13:36] brycec slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! brycec's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/03/22 19:28:18] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:08:22 towards level 64.
[05/03/22 19:32:40] Tenorman walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:10:09 from level 63.
[05/03/22 20:16:58] postikana was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:40 towards level 60.
[05/03/22 20:17:31] solarsparq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:38 towards level 54.
[05/03/22 20:34:20] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:52:53 towards level 63.
[05/03/22 21:45:40] Tangles ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:17:15 from level 61.
[05/03/22 22:02:17] Yuhno was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:34 towards level 65.
[05/03/22 22:10:52] Silvanus_Betrium was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:15:28 towards level 62.
[05/03/22 22:52:27] allo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:53:53 towards level 65.
[05/03/22 23:06:27] Arenlor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:43 towards level 35.
[05/03/22 23:48:07] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:52:40 towards level 65.
[05/03/22 23:49:47] Khorne ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:44:21 from level 65.
[05/03/22 23:50:59] vectr0n bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:40:00 towards level 59.
[05/04/22 00:11:06] GilbertErik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:47 towards level 58.
[05/04/22 00:24:06] hdm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:42:57 towards level 68.
[05/04/22 01:03:02] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:26:40 towards level 63.
[05/04/22 01:05:23] solarsparq burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! solarsparq's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/04/22 01:53:48] aqsd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:05:08 towards level 62.
[05/04/22 02:02:41] kzootech was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:11:40 from level 51.
[05/04/22 02:05:20] style was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:54 towards level 62.
[05/04/22 02:26:03] kptr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:50:25 towards level 65.
[05/04/22 02:49:01] starlink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:21:56 from level 63.
[05/04/22 03:02:49] Kachin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:38 towards level 62.
[05/04/22 03:04:53] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:05:20 towards level 62.
[05/04/22 03:09:03] Tangles reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tangles's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/22 03:21:11] Andrio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:42 towards level 62.
[05/04/22 03:40:54] gegenschein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:11:07 towards level 60.
[05/04/22 04:45:31] Chuck reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Chuck's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/22 04:53:41] washclof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:35 towards level 66.
[05/04/22 04:54:02] kline found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:54:48 towards level 65.
[05/04/22 04:56:33] spex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:43:08 towards level 63.
[05/04/22 05:19:56] pfoley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:38:50 towards level 62.
[05/04/22 06:16:19] buyoq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:34 towards level 62.
[05/04/22 06:47:33] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:13:31 towards level 65.
[05/04/22 06:51:34] sam was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:02:18 from level 58.
[05/04/22 07:14:17] SirBummelz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:55 towards level 55.
[05/04/22 07:41:12] The local wizard imbued Disruptor's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Disruptor's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/22 08:35:38] bananaboat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:30:42 from level 63.
[05/04/22 09:20:44] Cockatrice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:12 towards level 48.
[05/04/22 09:30:37] TheSilentLink spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! TheSilentLink's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/04/22 09:44:31] Sombra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:27:57 towards level 65.
[05/04/22 10:19:29] SirBummelz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:22:04 towards level 55.
[05/04/22 10:54:14] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:10:21 towards level 67.
[05/04/22 11:07:17] ahmubashshir burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ahmubashshir's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/04/22 13:30:35] nya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:57:18 towards level 63.
[05/04/22 13:57:15] blackroot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:42:29 towards level 63.
[05/04/22 14:34:59] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:03:15 towards level 65.
[05/04/22 14:53:08] munkis tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:14:59 towards level 60.
[05/04/22 15:05:25] damyan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:00:49 from level 62.
[05/04/22 15:14:03] yano's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! yano's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/22 15:19:07] Sokar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:37:30 towards level 63.
[05/04/22 15:48:57] crank ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:12:21 from level 64.
[05/04/22 16:01:59] Ralle was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:49:02 from level 55.
[05/04/22 16:08:45] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:40 towards level 65.
[05/04/22 16:18:08] bobvador was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:33:26 towards level 63.
[05/04/22 16:18:30] Pinkman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:03:47 towards level 59.
[05/04/22 17:16:04] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:17:38 towards level 62.
[05/04/22 17:42:18] style was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:16:22 towards level 62.
[05/04/22 18:23:50] idleneutral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:25 towards level 47.
[05/04/22 18:38:14] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:44:49 towards level 63.
[05/04/22 18:52:01] golgy tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:39 towards level 62.
[05/04/22 19:09:19] TheGreatest was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:54 towards level 44.
[05/04/22 19:17:02] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:07:58 towards level 66.
[05/04/22 20:07:57] yNos was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:13 towards level 57.
[05/04/22 20:21:51] nya ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:32:04 from level 63.
[05/04/22 20:24:19] Tenorman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:34 towards level 63.
[05/04/22 20:57:28] gegenschein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:09:16 towards level 60.
[05/04/22 21:06:27] Centrixx discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:26:57 towards level 65.
[05/04/22 21:35:28] idleevil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:39 towards level 47.
[05/04/22 22:11:56] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:27 towards level 34.
[05/04/22 22:22:41] SCSi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:28 towards level 62.
[05/04/22 23:07:11] washclof was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:08:43 towards level 67.
[05/04/22 23:53:16] tswsl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:18 towards level 65.
[05/04/22 23:59:27] Alarien was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:02:40 towards level 63.
[05/05/22 00:33:03] Helystraza fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:02:57 from level 49.
[05/05/22 01:13:38] SirBummelz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:44 towards level 55.
[05/05/22 01:15:59] Bkid was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:22:56 towards level 60.
[05/05/22 01:16:20] Svetland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:43:04 towards level 64.
[05/05/22 01:24:37] Algernon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:27:47 towards level 62.
[05/05/22 02:23:19] CrashOverride found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:25:25 towards level 66.
[05/05/22 02:32:36] style walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:55:30 from level 62.
[05/05/22 02:42:16] postikana had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:23 towards level 60.
[05/05/22 02:49:29] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:01:30 towards level 67.
[05/05/22 03:25:12] buzel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:49 towards level 64.
[05/05/22 03:35:06] Wolf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:06:33 towards level 64.
[05/05/22 04:23:45] caeli gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:03:00 towards level 64.
[05/05/22 04:33:38] Syloq slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Syloq's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/05/22 06:01:37] Tangles hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:40:34 towards level 61.
[05/05/22 06:22:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Sleepy_boi's tunic! Sleepy_boi's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/05/22 06:39:00] omero reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! omero's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/05/22 06:48:22] Hirion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:42 towards level 63.
[05/05/22 06:56:36] buzel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:42 towards level 64.
[05/05/22 09:04:35] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:47:00 towards level 64.
[05/05/22 09:26:27] DrinkyBird got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:53:01 from level 63.
[05/05/22 09:29:52] d4n13L was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:21:55 towards level 63.
[05/05/22 10:30:58] ryp has dealt brycec a Critical Strike! 3 days, 17:24:36 is added to brycec's clock.
[05/05/22 11:04:49] pfoley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:23:10 from level 62.
[05/05/22 11:45:45] LeD bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:40 towards level 46.
[05/05/22 11:50:01] Affliction fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:44:04 from level 63.
[05/05/22 11:50:19] laama ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:49:51 from level 65.
[05/05/22 12:03:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on opcode's tunic! opcode's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/05/22 12:28:53] Crazycatlady found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:32:19 towards level 63.
[05/05/22 13:03:48] Pinkman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Pinkman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/05/22 13:16:57] Sleepy_boi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:58 towards level 34.
[05/05/22 13:44:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Destruia's tunic! Destruia's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/05/22 13:46:41] Ralle had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:09:16 towards level 55.
[05/05/22 13:53:43] Wolf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:05:55 towards level 64.
[05/05/22 15:46:11] MELOONi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:48:21 from level 63.
[05/05/22 16:05:42] Juan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:04:36 from level 52.
[05/05/22 16:51:54] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:30:54 towards level 65.
[05/05/22 17:12:47] freeboson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:04:23 from level 63.
[05/05/22 17:39:47] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:11:36 towards level 66.
[05/05/22 17:48:19] blabber was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:05:51 towards level 62.
[05/05/22 20:56:44] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:04 towards level 60.
[05/05/22 21:14:50] HeavyPodda was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:38:42 from level 63.
[05/05/22 22:05:42] ToHellWithGA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:37:13 towards level 65.
[05/05/22 22:18:59] kzootech was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:36:10 towards level 51.
[05/05/22 22:26:07] Tangles discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:30:09 towards level 61.
[05/05/22 22:48:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Feltharell's tunic! Feltharell's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/05/22 23:03:54] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:22 towards level 65.
[05/05/22 23:23:33] nyuszika7h had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:59 towards level 64.
[05/05/22 23:29:37] Helystraza was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:28 towards level 49.
[05/05/22 23:32:05] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:43:54 towards level 67.
[05/05/22 23:37:30] omn0mn0m met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:46 from level 42.
[05/05/22 23:51:26] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:57:36 towards level 64.
[05/06/22 01:08:35] MetaNova caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:22 towards level 64.
[05/06/22 01:23:30] Theleveler had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:57 towards level 63.
[05/06/22 01:48:01] omero was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:23 towards level 59.
[05/06/22 02:49:07] nyuszika7h ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:47:59 from level 64.
[05/06/22 03:06:11] Paganel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:38:54 towards level 65.
[05/06/22 03:11:36] kzootech bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:40:46 towards level 51.
[05/06/22 03:51:00] hugga was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:26:32 from level 56.
[05/06/22 04:09:27] Yuhno was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:42:53 from level 65.
[05/06/22 04:27:20] Psilocybe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:24 towards level 64.
[05/06/22 05:31:09] Paganel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:39:18 towards level 65.
[05/06/22 05:34:34] MELOONi ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:46:35 from level 63.
[05/06/22 05:38:19] ToHellWithGA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:54:44 towards level 65.
[05/06/22 06:24:37] Tenorman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:59:12 towards level 64.
[05/06/22 08:05:57] vectr0n gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:47:21 towards level 59.
[05/06/22 08:12:28] crawlingchaos burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! crawlingchaos's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/06/22 08:33:33] Covid-19 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:30:02 from level 62.
[05/06/22 08:49:15] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:59:37 towards level 62.
[05/06/22 08:50:18] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:48 towards level 59.
[05/06/22 09:10:31] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:36 towards level 59.
[05/06/22 09:35:03] enyc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:14 towards level 29.
[05/06/22 09:46:23] The local wizard imbued damyan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! damyan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/06/22 10:02:57] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:20 towards level 51.
[05/06/22 10:08:06] Techman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:14:46 towards level 66.
[05/06/22 11:26:40] TauPan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:51 towards level 58.
[05/06/22 11:33:26] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:32:42 towards level 63.
[05/06/22 11:46:46] ToHellWithGA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:40:51 towards level 65.
[05/06/22 12:07:38] noex walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:39:09 from level 49.
[05/06/22 12:16:52] el has dealt munkis a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:01:06 is added to munkis's clock.
[05/06/22 12:25:27] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:42 towards level 63.
[05/06/22 12:51:31] talisein was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:36:38 from level 65.
[05/06/22 13:13:50] marrrrrrrrrr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:56 towards level 42.
[05/06/22 13:49:02] Angelina was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:39:05 towards level 57.
[05/06/22 14:10:52] The local wizard imbued EddieT137's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! EddieT137's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/06/22 14:23:48] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:26:39 from level 61.
[05/06/22 14:34:02] Crazycatlady tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:18:51 towards level 63.
[05/06/22 14:34:29] womblecat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:23:48 from level 58.
[05/06/22 14:56:45] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:10:03 towards level 60.
[05/06/22 15:06:29] adamus1red tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:05:14 towards level 64.
[05/06/22 15:56:16] Yuhno fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:55:51 from level 65.
[05/06/22 18:06:51] Asara bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:12:37 towards level 67.
[05/06/22 18:31:56] Khorne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:52 towards level 65.
[05/06/22 18:56:20] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:50:06 towards level 64.
[05/06/22 19:00:20] Tabmow spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Tabmow's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/06/22 19:43:16] Omega's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Omega's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/06/22 20:08:09] elf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:18:51 from level 65.
[05/06/22 21:16:23] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:49:03 towards level 65.
[05/06/22 22:40:21] solarsparq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:53 towards level 54.
[05/06/22 22:54:52] drahthaar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:57:40 towards level 65.
[05/06/22 23:02:08] CompanionCube was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:27:38 towards level 65.
[05/06/22 23:04:08] Andrio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:29:05 towards level 63.
[05/06/22 23:18:38] fstrelok bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:19 towards level 50.
[05/06/22 23:38:27] JackyB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:31:12 towards level 60.
[05/06/22 23:48:35] StalkR's charm ate a bolt of lightning! StalkR's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/06/22 23:56:21] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:38 towards level 63.
[05/06/22 23:58:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Svetland's tunic! Svetland's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/22 00:00:16] laama was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:58 towards level 65.
[05/07/22 00:25:56] ToHellWithGA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:19:50 towards level 65.
[05/07/22 00:41:38] drahthaar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:53:11 towards level 65.
[05/07/22 00:49:38] Khorne was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:49:38 from level 65.
[05/07/22 00:53:14] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:04:07 towards level 59.
[05/07/22 01:20:16] Drin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:05:23 from level 61.
[05/07/22 01:38:47] theZoMBiE was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:20 from level 53.
[05/07/22 01:39:14] idlegood has dealt Jaxxsinn a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:27:47 is added to Jaxxsinn's clock.
[05/07/22 01:55:49] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:06:08 towards level 61.
[05/07/22 02:55:11] bobvador's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bobvador's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/22 03:26:57] Wolf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:44:43 towards level 64.
[05/07/22 03:38:38] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:38:07 towards level 65.
[05/07/22 04:21:43] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:56:07 towards level 55.
[05/07/22 04:50:28] d4n13L was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:29:34 from level 63.
[05/07/22 05:55:08] gegenschein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:31:37 towards level 60.
[05/07/22 05:57:02] dyvonna bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:03:51 towards level 51.
[05/07/22 06:24:02] Centrixx bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:08:28 towards level 65.
[05/07/22 06:26:06] starlink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:31:15 towards level 63.
[05/07/22 06:32:25] BUSY got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:30:41 towards level 61.
[05/07/22 06:42:20] tsr burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! tsr's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/07/22 06:44:54] bananaboat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:36:37 from level 63.
[05/07/22 07:00:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yNos's tunic! yNos's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/22 07:04:13] KindOne was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:34:33 from level 60.
[05/07/22 07:27:33] KindOne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:08 towards level 60.
[05/07/22 07:35:07] Aelane was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:55 from level 54.
[05/07/22 08:21:03] Drin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Drin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/22 08:45:44] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:07 towards level 65.
[05/07/22 09:07:46] Silvanus_Betrium's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Silvanus_Betrium's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/22 09:21:18] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:12:30 towards level 63.
[05/07/22 09:37:15] Helystraza hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:02 towards level 49.
[05/07/22 10:15:35] zbe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:06:05 from level 65.
[05/07/22 10:22:33] TauPan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TauPan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/22 10:37:36] SSLbits fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:02 from level 51.
[05/07/22 11:24:22] Psilocybe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:22 towards level 64.
[05/07/22 13:01:46] Fam0r was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:51 towards level 47.
[05/07/22 13:15:19] The local wizard imbued Hirion's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Hirion's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/22 15:20:56] The local wizard imbued ryp's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ryp's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/22 15:32:10] marrrrrrrrrr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:33 from level 42.
[05/07/22 16:34:02] bg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:31 towards level 65.
[05/07/22 16:45:59] laama was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:52:43 from level 66.
[05/07/22 16:55:31] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:51:48 towards level 60.
[05/07/22 17:20:06] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:04:19 towards level 66.
[05/07/22 17:27:25] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:41:03 towards level 63.
[05/07/22 17:40:16] theZoMBiE was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:20:56 towards level 54.
[05/07/22 18:18:19] Primetime has dealt eising a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:30:51 is added to eising's clock.
[05/07/22 19:16:05] "\@_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:21:06 towards level 63.
[05/07/22 19:20:24] KindOne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:30 towards level 60.
[05/07/22 22:24:13] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:57:38 towards level 67.
[05/07/22 22:24:19] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:47:16 towards level 52.
[05/07/22 23:32:19] io was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:46:35 towards level 66.
[05/08/22 01:25:13] kzootech bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:27 towards level 51.
[05/08/22 01:38:18] munkis was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:31:46 towards level 60.
[05/08/22 01:57:04] iiriix was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:16 towards level 63.
[05/08/22 02:01:20] krin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:50 from level 64.
[05/08/22 02:11:43] crank was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:17:44 towards level 64.
[05/08/22 02:31:26] Lenny_ was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:05:49 from level 58.
[05/08/22 02:37:48] damyan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:39:48 towards level 62.
[05/08/22 03:00:49] krin was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:06 from level 64.
[05/08/22 03:15:11] pants had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:21 towards level 65.
[05/08/22 03:26:55] Drin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:50:27 towards level 61.
[05/08/22 03:37:06] pyre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:35:09 towards level 64.
[05/08/22 03:52:18] Syloq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:02 towards level 64.
[05/08/22 03:58:28] ToHellWithGA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:20 towards level 65.
[05/08/22 04:26:50] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:31:47 towards level 63.
[05/08/22 04:56:24] VonToutCourt was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:19 from level 62.
[05/08/22 05:24:12] KindOne was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:30:28 from level 60.
[05/08/22 05:25:39] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:02:55 towards level 64.
[05/08/22 05:44:07] Pinkman was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:56:55 from level 59.
[05/08/22 05:48:56] solarsparq was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:40 towards level 54.
[05/08/22 06:16:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kinus's tunic! kinus's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/08/22 06:18:26] Primetime found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:39 towards level 50.
[05/08/22 06:21:26] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:09:35 towards level 65.
[05/08/22 06:41:21] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:51:18 towards level 51.
[05/08/22 06:49:17] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:08:17 towards level 64.
[05/08/22 07:08:59] Feltharell discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:23:07 towards level 58.
[05/08/22 07:44:03] Kritzefitz was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:41:14 from level 62.
[05/08/22 08:26:49] noex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:31 towards level 49.
[05/08/22 09:45:47] BUSY got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:02:32 towards level 61.
[05/08/22 10:03:48] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:27 towards level 52.
[05/08/22 10:06:21] Forud's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Forud's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/08/22 11:18:23] opcode hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:08:19 towards level 51.
[05/08/22 11:28:28] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:00:46 towards level 64.
[05/08/22 12:23:48] sc's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sc's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/08/22 12:29:25] DrinkyBird was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:00 from level 63.
[05/08/22 12:40:31] blabber was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:17:41 towards level 62.
[05/08/22 12:56:44] Khorne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:15:13 towards level 65.
[05/08/22 13:13:50] Bkid found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:56:02 towards level 60.
[05/08/22 13:19:42] tsr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:19:01 towards level 60.
[05/08/22 13:37:00] StalkR found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:17:53 towards level 63.
[05/08/22 13:53:40] Togra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:37:26 towards level 63.
[05/08/22 13:54:46] invisiblek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:20 towards level 49.
[05/08/22 14:21:31] zbe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:36:50 from level 65.
[05/08/22 16:10:57] Aksej caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:40 towards level 60.
[05/08/22 16:40:31] O[_] found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:46:51 towards level 60.
[05/08/22 17:17:48] blackroot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:04:52 towards level 63.
[05/08/22 19:23:26] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:49:37 from level 65.
[05/08/22 19:58:57] idleevil ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:59:08 from level 48.
[05/08/22 20:03:49] Helystraza bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:08 towards level 49.
[05/08/22 20:29:15] hdm has dealt Tabmow a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:28:32 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[05/08/22 21:10:47] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:02:41 towards level 63.
[05/08/22 21:20:15] freeboson's charm ate a bolt of lightning! freeboson's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/08/22 21:53:28] Kritzefitz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:17:44 towards level 62.
[05/08/22 21:59:50] LeD ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:26 from level 46.
[05/08/22 22:27:53] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:16:11 towards level 63.
[05/09/22 00:03:45] style gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:26:05 towards level 62.
[05/09/22 03:04:27] The local wizard imbued vectr0n's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! vectr0n's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/09/22 03:12:56] Lord255 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:02:17 towards level 66.
[05/09/22 04:28:33] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:05:34 towards level 63.
[05/09/22 04:55:20] Koffa was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:42:59 from level 64.
[05/09/22 06:08:18] Kachin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:11:31 towards level 63.
[05/09/22 07:30:02] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:47:52 towards level 62.
[05/09/22 08:07:26] golgy's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! golgy's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/09/22 08:17:19] Feltharell caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:01:06 towards level 58.
[05/09/22 08:57:20] tomhek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:05:39 towards level 64.
[05/09/22 08:59:41] Theleveler was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:37:22 from level 64.
[05/09/22 10:38:12] JamCow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:21:21 towards level 63.
[05/09/22 11:03:08] Syloq was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:45 towards level 64.
[05/09/22 11:05:36] Xenthys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:59:09 towards level 56.
[05/09/22 12:03:24] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:09 towards level 64.
[05/09/22 12:09:13] nyuszika7h found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:01 towards level 64.
[05/09/22 12:34:36] Xenthys got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:29:07 from level 56.
[05/09/22 12:52:36] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:48 towards level 63.
[05/09/22 12:56:04] sky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:50:25 towards level 62.
[05/09/22 13:16:56] Hirion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:48:36 from level 64.
[05/09/22 13:29:16] sylence tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:07 towards level 6.
[05/09/22 13:53:46] shikhin's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! shikhin's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/09/22 13:57:41] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:54:34 towards level 65.
[05/09/22 15:35:22] Ankhers was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:21:43 towards level 64.
[05/09/22 15:54:53] pfoley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:44:10 towards level 62.
[05/09/22 16:07:02] soltys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:01:27 towards level 64.
[05/09/22 16:32:16] ion was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:51:53 from level 67.
[05/09/22 16:40:30] DrinkyBird burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! DrinkyBird's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/09/22 16:51:53] pants was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:39:54 from level 65.
[05/09/22 16:57:24] Sario was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:51:55 from level 54.
[05/09/22 17:49:07] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:30:23 towards level 54.
[05/09/22 17:54:11] LeD fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:08 from level 47.
[05/09/22 17:56:56] Khorne fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:21:47 from level 65.
[05/09/22 18:25:02] wille was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:07:16 from level 55.
[05/09/22 18:33:39] t3chn0 has dealt cadfael a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:02:41 is added to cadfael's clock.
[05/09/22 19:10:46] yNos ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:12:19 from level 58.
[05/09/22 19:13:52] Psilocybe ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:37:54 from level 64.
[05/09/22 20:04:09] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:04:03 towards level 60.
[05/09/22 20:05:21] The local wizard imbued bananaboat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bananaboat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/09/22 20:41:47] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:41 towards level 49.
[05/09/22 21:30:03] nyuszika7h caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:34 towards level 64.
[05/09/22 21:38:38] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/09/22 21:51:43] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:08:49 towards level 65.
[05/09/22 22:04:36] shikhin was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:11:53 from level 65.
[05/09/22 22:14:29] Xenthys has dealt canton7 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 11:32:27 is added to canton7's clock.
[05/09/22 22:15:50] zcy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:42 towards level 46.
[05/09/22 22:48:36] JamCow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:32 towards level 63.
[05/09/22 23:45:29] ChowderKeg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:31:36 towards level 66.
[05/09/22 23:47:14] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:56:16 towards level 58.
[05/10/22 00:00:28] CompanionCube's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CompanionCube's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/22 00:11:49] invisiblek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:51 towards level 49.
[05/10/22 00:44:01] The local wizard imbued Yarosh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Yarosh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/22 01:08:29] scumola was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:32:08 from level 60.
[05/10/22 01:13:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jjasghar's tunic! jjasghar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/22 01:20:56] Omega found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:18:32 towards level 55.
[05/10/22 01:59:12] shikhin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:10:08 towards level 65.
[05/10/22 03:06:36] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:47 towards level 47.
[05/10/22 03:29:08] Fehu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:20 towards level 55.
[05/10/22 03:39:36] Sario bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:21:57 towards level 54.
[05/10/22 04:19:29] The local wizard imbued Malvolio's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Malvolio's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/22 04:29:07] Sario was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:54:41 from level 54.
[05/10/22 05:08:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Andrio's tunic! Andrio's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/22 05:16:08] Pricey's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Pricey's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/22 05:24:48] cadfael reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cadfael's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/22 05:48:39] hax404 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:02:14 towards level 64.
[05/10/22 05:53:04] dwfreed ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:59:22 from level 65.
[05/10/22 06:28:45] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:17:14 towards level 64.
[05/10/22 06:52:55] Thorael was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:24:10 from level 65.
[05/10/22 07:12:18] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:48:00 towards level 65.
[05/10/22 07:29:25] Aksej was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:22 from level 60.
[05/10/22 07:52:07] kzootech was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:04:31 from level 51.
[05/10/22 08:17:28] idleneutral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:11 towards level 48.
[05/10/22 10:08:26] Destruia found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:01:06 towards level 62.
[05/10/22 10:14:06] Wam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:24 towards level 57.
[05/10/22 10:44:35] blabber tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:30:03 towards level 62.
[05/10/22 10:50:51] starlink met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:09:38 from level 63.
[05/10/22 11:27:39] Sorin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:57:58 towards level 59.
[05/10/22 12:02:04] The local wizard imbued TheGreatest's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TheGreatest's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/22 12:22:57] Feltharell was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:08 towards level 58.
[05/10/22 12:38:56] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:17:17 towards level 67.
[05/10/22 14:41:04] yano was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:45:51 from level 62.
[05/10/22 14:43:55] GilbertErik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:15:04 towards level 59.
[05/10/22 15:31:35] yNos spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! yNos's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/10/22 16:08:27] nyuszika7h caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:30:07 towards level 65.
[05/10/22 16:44:53] Yuhno hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:11:12 towards level 65.
[05/10/22 16:52:42] enyc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:34 towards level 35.
[05/10/22 17:09:34] ephemer0l bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:23:43 towards level 53.
[05/10/22 17:17:53] io got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:11 towards level 66.
[05/10/22 18:12:10] AlexS got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:56:31 towards level 61.
[05/10/22 18:17:20] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:14 towards level 64.
[05/10/22 19:06:14] Chuck found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:18:48 towards level 62.
[05/10/22 19:17:07] yNos was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:58:38 towards level 58.
[05/10/22 19:25:44] heisenbug has dealt tswsl a Critical Strike! 9 days, 02:58:42 is added to tswsl's clock.
[05/10/22 20:23:02] Fehu got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:20:15 from level 56.
[05/10/22 21:52:56] heisenbug has dealt Primetime a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:42:56 is added to Primetime's clock.
[05/10/22 22:12:42] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:43 towards level 65.
[05/10/22 22:19:17] rawgreaze found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:39 towards level 56.
[05/10/22 22:28:36] Svetland hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:01 towards level 64.
[05/10/22 22:46:16] Lnk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:50:35 from level 67.
[05/10/22 22:50:29] _sh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:06:56 towards level 65.
[05/10/22 22:56:29] jayvee was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:50:40 towards level 65.
[05/10/22 22:58:33] theZoMBiE was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:49:00 from level 54.
[05/10/22 23:21:14] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:09:43 from level 65.
[05/10/22 23:58:37] zbe's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zbe's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/22 00:06:54] Acolarh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:12:19 towards level 64.
[05/11/22 00:11:49] V fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:53:32 from level 65.
[05/11/22 00:38:50] solarsparq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:05:47 towards level 55.
[05/11/22 00:39:05] Aelane was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:31:12 towards level 55.
[05/11/22 02:01:22] Angelina reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Angelina's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/22 02:26:45] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:56:04 towards level 65.
[05/11/22 02:37:11] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:31:22 towards level 65.
[05/11/22 02:52:20] Malvolio met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:56 from level 49.
[05/11/22 03:04:28] ahmubashshir spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ahmubashshir's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/11/22 03:37:38] ZOTTA fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:35 from level 50.
[05/11/22 04:02:28] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:47:57 towards level 60.
[05/11/22 04:26:57] Kachin was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:26:11 from level 63.
[05/11/22 04:40:48] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:56 towards level 38.
[05/11/22 04:42:03] Fam0r tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:03 towards level 47.
[05/11/22 04:58:16] pyre was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:52 towards level 64.
[05/11/22 05:03:14] Algernon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:45 towards level 62.
[05/11/22 05:36:47] spex met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:13:58 from level 63.
[05/11/22 07:17:29] Disruptor tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:17:30 towards level 62.
[05/11/22 07:27:22] idleevil found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:17 towards level 48.
[05/11/22 08:17:46] Reilly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:01:45 towards level 58.
[05/11/22 08:33:13] HellSpawn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:29 towards level 62.
[05/11/22 08:55:41] kptr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kptr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/22 08:58:36] cfjk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cfjk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/22 09:10:41] sky was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:31:05 from level 62.
[05/11/22 09:55:05] ToHellWithGA was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:17 from level 65.
[05/11/22 09:57:17] V tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:14 towards level 65.
[05/11/22 10:04:40] Drin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:32 towards level 61.
[05/11/22 12:48:29] Juan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:33 towards level 52.
[05/11/22 13:12:21] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:38:53 towards level 65.
[05/11/22 13:15:58] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:26:52 towards level 60.
[05/11/22 14:05:32] Thorael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:49:24 towards level 65.
[05/11/22 15:12:18] Angelina found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:55:59 towards level 57.
[05/11/22 15:21:34] csc2ya tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:41:13 towards level 58.
[05/11/22 15:33:25] ToHellWithGA reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ToHellWithGA's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/22 15:42:12] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:52:45 towards level 63.
[05/11/22 15:45:55] tsr has dealt jayvee a Critical Strike! 8 days, 09:14:39 is added to jayvee's clock.
[05/11/22 15:55:09] CodeGeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:21 towards level 63.
[05/11/22 16:12:33] Lenny_ spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Lenny_'s tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/11/22 18:48:01] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:51 towards level 65.
[05/11/22 19:23:48] Drin was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:10:29 from level 61.
[05/11/22 19:39:57] sheu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:52:39 from level 66.
[05/11/22 19:41:03] Destruia caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:20 towards level 62.
[05/11/22 19:43:27] gradator was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:04:18 from level 65.
[05/11/22 19:44:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on vegadark's tunic! vegadark's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/22 19:57:30] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:21:12 towards level 62.
[05/11/22 21:17:49] theZoMBiE ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:04:42 from level 54.
[05/11/22 21:22:23] marrrrrrrrrr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:36 towards level 43.
[05/11/22 21:49:04] drahthaar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! drahthaar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/22 22:47:24] blabber was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:38 from level 62.
[05/11/22 23:15:50] Syloq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:23:17 towards level 65.
[05/11/22 23:37:03] Angelina found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:01:07 towards level 57.
[05/12/22 00:42:49] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:58:25 towards level 65.
[05/12/22 00:56:34] nya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:24:48 towards level 63.
[05/12/22 00:56:46] Bolded discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:08:54 towards level 58.
[05/12/22 01:35:45] Crazycatlady was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:09 towards level 63.
[05/12/22 02:49:57] allo slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! allo's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/12/22 03:06:48] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:35 towards level 65.
[05/12/22 03:17:17] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:30 towards level 60.
[05/12/22 03:59:46] Tenedos ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:47:36 from level 61.
[05/12/22 04:40:45] dyvonna got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:54 towards level 51.
[05/12/22 05:37:02] pyre fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:05:23 from level 64.
[05/12/22 05:55:54] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:10 towards level 66.
[05/12/22 06:10:15] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:18:00 from level 49.
[05/12/22 06:16:53] kptr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:32:48 towards level 65.
[05/12/22 06:50:22] Gorek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:36:41 towards level 67.
[05/12/22 07:07:46] jayvee's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! jayvee's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/12/22 07:12:10] SSLbits reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SSLbits's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/12/22 07:54:12] postikana bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:46 towards level 60.
[05/12/22 08:34:57] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:47:09 towards level 63.
[05/12/22 09:08:15] ToHellWithGA spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ToHellWithGA's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/12/22 09:29:32] tsr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:24 towards level 60.
[05/12/22 10:45:05] hugga bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:07 towards level 57.
[05/12/22 10:45:29] style was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:32 towards level 62.
[05/12/22 10:59:07] gradator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:40:01 towards level 65.
[05/12/22 12:01:38] Yuhno was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:54:18 towards level 65.
[05/12/22 12:33:14] Fehu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:34:27 towards level 56.
[05/12/22 13:02:31] opcode gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:40 towards level 51.
[05/12/22 13:47:08] Destruia has dealt marrrrrrrrrr a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:11:10 is added to marrrrrrrrrr's clock.
[05/12/22 14:25:20] Angelina was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:37:28 towards level 57.
[05/12/22 14:33:18] Aksej was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:42:54 from level 61.
[05/12/22 15:24:07] Kritzefitz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:59:03 towards level 62.
[05/12/22 15:31:54] apb spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! apb's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/12/22 15:45:18] Aelane met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:46:05 from level 55.
[05/12/22 16:04:17] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:42 towards level 47.
[05/12/22 16:24:38] yNos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:29:43 towards level 58.
[05/12/22 17:10:07] tswsl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tswsl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/12/22 19:43:35] gradator has dealt buyoq a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:02:50 is added to buyoq's clock.
[05/12/22 20:02:12] sheu's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sheu's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/12/22 20:15:35] xbill burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! xbill's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/12/22 23:00:30] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:27 towards level 61.
[05/13/22 00:27:12] Tenorman's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Tenorman's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/13/22 00:57:29] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:44:04 towards level 60.
[05/13/22 01:23:20] Syloq fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:05:56 from level 65.
[05/13/22 02:18:23] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:01:40 from level 65.
[05/13/22 02:55:31] gildarts tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:07 towards level 63.
[05/13/22 03:27:10] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:53 towards level 62.
[05/13/22 03:36:06] aqsd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:55 towards level 62.
[05/13/22 04:23:03] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:51:32 towards level 61.
[05/13/22 06:51:45] omero tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:45:54 towards level 60.
[05/13/22 07:19:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jayvee's tunic! jayvee's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/22 08:36:11] mordac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:26 towards level 65.
[05/13/22 09:18:46] Covid-19 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:21:21 towards level 62.
[05/13/22 10:31:56] postikana fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:45:59 from level 61.
[05/13/22 11:25:18] ZOTTA got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:43:27 from level 51.
[05/13/22 11:25:45] EddieT137 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:10:12 towards level 58.
[05/13/22 11:54:07] Gorek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Gorek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/22 12:23:45] TheSilentLink got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:18:40 from level 60.
[05/13/22 13:45:50] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:06 towards level 60.
[05/13/22 13:55:16] idleevil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:40 towards level 48.
[05/13/22 14:07:51] adamus1red gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:34:21 towards level 64.
[05/13/22 14:27:52] tmberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:08 towards level 62.
[05/13/22 14:29:26] Fehu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:39:35 from level 56.
[05/13/22 14:41:07] KeboDK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:42 towards level 62.
[05/13/22 14:47:59] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:32:54 towards level 67.
[05/13/22 15:14:02] sheu was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:03:00 from level 66.
[05/13/22 15:15:20] Togra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:32:22 towards level 63.
[05/13/22 15:17:54] laama was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:37:29 from level 66.
[05/13/22 16:04:50] wille was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:16 towards level 55.
[05/13/22 17:02:28] xbill caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:33:06 towards level 67.
[05/13/22 17:12:00] jjasghar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:42:24 towards level 60.
[05/13/22 17:51:13] Wam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:39 towards level 57.
[05/13/22 17:53:35] The local wizard imbued Crazycatlady's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Crazycatlady's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/22 18:08:31] Ralle was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:09:40 from level 55.
[05/13/22 18:18:39] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:29 towards level 63.
[05/13/22 19:01:24] KeboDK discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:07:42 towards level 62.
[05/13/22 19:04:48] Techman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:07:00 towards level 66.
[05/13/22 19:20:52] BastelBot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:08:15 towards level 64.
[05/13/22 19:25:59] ZOTTA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:14 towards level 51.
[05/13/22 21:03:13] muirrum was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:16 towards level 41.
[05/13/22 21:09:50] TheSilentLink gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:42 towards level 60.
[05/13/22 22:13:48] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:52:56 towards level 65.
[05/13/22 22:21:31] Angelina met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:49:49 from level 57.
[05/13/22 22:37:35] buzel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:08:27 towards level 65.
[05/13/22 22:45:19] vectr0n found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:04 towards level 59.
[05/13/22 22:46:13] Andrio fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:37:50 from level 63.
[05/13/22 23:37:38] Yarosh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:00:24 from level 63.
[05/13/22 23:49:46] Pricey's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Pricey's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/22 00:23:59] BastelBot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:53:18 from level 64.
[05/14/22 00:25:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on _sh's tunic! _sh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/22 00:35:14] Nechayev found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:40:09 towards level 61.
[05/14/22 01:22:02] KeboDK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:45 towards level 62.
[05/14/22 01:25:47] postikana found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:45:56 towards level 61.
[05/14/22 01:37:07] Acolarh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Acolarh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/22 02:08:31] gegenschein was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:38 towards level 60.
[05/14/22 02:34:42] MadMan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! MadMan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/14/22 02:35:45] cadfael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:56:44 towards level 59.
[05/14/22 02:50:24] ahmubashshir was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:37 from level 48.
[05/14/22 02:54:39] GyrosGeier caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:29 towards level 63.
[05/14/22 04:19:43] Bolded had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:11:57 towards level 58.
[05/14/22 04:20:28] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:13:41 towards level 65.
[05/14/22 05:24:42] wille had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:12:12 towards level 55.
[05/14/22 05:45:41] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:50:32 towards level 62.
[05/14/22 05:48:32] starlink ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:24:06 from level 63.
[05/14/22 05:53:36] Algernon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:17 towards level 62.
[05/14/22 06:07:15] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:04:45 towards level 66.
[05/14/22 06:21:33] Grimbeorn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:18 towards level 37.
[05/14/22 06:54:57] CompanionCube had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:13:36 towards level 66.
[05/14/22 07:42:22] rawgreaze caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:07 towards level 56.
[05/14/22 07:45:50] Aelane was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:19:36 from level 55.
[05/14/22 09:50:25] munkis ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:31 from level 60.
[05/14/22 09:50:58] munkis got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:05 from level 60.
[05/14/22 09:51:10] GilbertErik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:37:24 towards level 59.
[05/14/22 10:17:24] nya was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:16:11 from level 63.
[05/14/22 11:37:06] ChowderKeg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:24:29 from level 66.
[05/14/22 12:05:21] JigmeDatse was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:49:12 towards level 61.
[05/14/22 12:08:24] Omega was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:26 towards level 55.
[05/14/22 12:47:34] Drin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:16:43 towards level 61.
[05/14/22 12:56:48] "\@_ has dealt iiriix a Critical Strike! 6 days, 12:20:57 is added to iiriix's clock.
[05/14/22 12:59:37] ZOTTA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:18 towards level 51.
[05/14/22 13:57:57] CompanionCube was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:48:39 towards level 66.
[05/14/22 14:34:22] gegenschein was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:52:07 from level 60.
[05/14/22 15:31:46] jayvee had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:19:30 towards level 65.
[05/14/22 15:40:52] nya was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:33:27 towards level 63.
[05/14/22 15:43:49] Asara met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:03:28 from level 67.
[05/14/22 15:50:09] Ungoliant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:10:56 towards level 59.
[05/14/22 16:07:22] Malvolio's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Malvolio's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/22 16:40:08] bg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:36:37 from level 65.
[05/14/22 16:54:32] Hex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:55 towards level 52.
[05/14/22 18:13:02] Nechayev hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:44:14 towards level 61.
[05/14/22 18:22:07] d4n13L got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:36 towards level 63.
[05/14/22 18:25:16] Khorne's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Khorne's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/22 18:37:49] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:29 towards level 65.
[05/14/22 19:14:23] ZOTTA was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:48:00 towards level 51.
[05/14/22 19:35:27] Ralle found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:54:57 towards level 55.
[05/14/22 20:03:29] io got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:18 towards level 66.
[05/14/22 20:07:15] sheu was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:52:00 from level 66.
[05/14/22 20:38:34] tomhek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:22:01 towards level 64.
[05/14/22 21:38:37] Theleveler met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:24:42 from level 64.
[05/14/22 22:05:57] rawgreaze hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:57:24 towards level 57.
[05/14/22 22:59:22] tomgus1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:45 towards level 28.
[05/14/22 23:09:58] eising ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:01:56 from level 64.
[05/14/22 23:17:59] bobvador was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:25:55 towards level 63.
[05/14/22 23:40:49] buyoq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:35:23 towards level 63.
[05/15/22 00:32:11] thornrag gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:56 towards level 64.
[05/15/22 00:38:20] BastelBot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:28:44 towards level 64.
[05/15/22 01:00:07] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:21:02 towards level 66.
[05/15/22 01:22:27] jacob1 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:59:26 from level 67.
[05/15/22 01:26:19] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:57:54 towards level 67.
[05/15/22 01:31:30] Angelina discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:29:20 towards level 57.
[05/15/22 02:44:24] bsleep slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bsleep's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/15/22 03:20:50] scumola was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:53:35 towards level 60.
[05/15/22 03:32:16] Angelina gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:27:09 towards level 57.
[05/15/22 03:51:52] Paganel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:13:48 from level 65.
[05/15/22 04:16:55] rawgreaze ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:39:42 from level 57.
[05/15/22 05:33:22] The local wizard imbued DrinkyBird's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DrinkyBird's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/22 05:41:20] Pricey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:24:06 towards level 58.
[05/15/22 05:46:43] t3chn0 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:19:10 towards level 63.
[05/15/22 06:21:13] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:40:56 towards level 66.
[05/15/22 06:48:01] sc met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:08:12 from level 65.
[05/15/22 06:56:48] BastelBot's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! BastelBot's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/22 06:58:09] yano's charm ate a bolt of lightning! yano's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/22 07:00:42] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:27 towards level 65.
[05/15/22 07:10:35] zifnab06 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:48 towards level 60.
[05/15/22 07:19:28] damyan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:40:25 towards level 62.
[05/15/22 08:18:16] The local wizard imbued Reilly's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Reilly's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/22 08:52:01] kzootech has dealt HeavyPodda a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:54:39 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[05/15/22 09:12:38] ToHellWithGA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:22 towards level 65.
[05/15/22 09:47:34] <Dydreirri> was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:12 towards level 2.
[05/15/22 11:43:53] VonToutCourt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:06:06 towards level 63.
[05/15/22 14:19:19] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:48 towards level 60.
[05/15/22 14:25:56] noex walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:26:28 from level 50.
[05/15/22 14:41:59] Cirdan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:14:57 towards level 66.
[05/15/22 14:57:39] tscherer gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:11 towards level 47.
[05/15/22 15:20:34] iiriix found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:35:02 towards level 64.
[05/15/22 15:39:59] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:00:48 towards level 65.
[05/15/22 15:55:38] pfoley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:35:57 from level 63.
[05/15/22 16:05:54] Asara was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:26:09 towards level 67.
[05/15/22 16:09:13] DrinkyBird was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:54:25 from level 64.
[05/15/22 16:51:33] pyre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:07:28 towards level 65.
[05/15/22 18:01:50] tomgus1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:40 towards level 30.
[05/15/22 18:18:02] Helystraza caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:12 towards level 50.
[05/15/22 19:08:39] texke was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:36 towards level 64.
[05/15/22 19:24:22] The local wizard imbued "\@_'s pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! "\@_'s set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/22 19:39:00] elf has dealt ChowderKeg a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:20:45 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[05/15/22 19:42:43] Alarien found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:29:40 towards level 63.
[05/15/22 20:03:47] CodeGeek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:22:11 towards level 64.
[05/15/22 20:41:51] bg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:30 towards level 65.
[05/15/22 20:46:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on anarcat's tunic! anarcat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/22 22:14:09] Sokar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:12:13 towards level 63.
[05/15/22 23:08:02] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:43 towards level 65.
[05/16/22 00:12:07] CodeGeek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:30:41 from level 64.
[05/16/22 00:12:23] Covid-19 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:48:39 towards level 62.
[05/16/22 00:23:50] Jens got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:44:21 from level 61.
[05/16/22 02:11:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on io's tunic! io's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/16/22 02:21:10] Angelina hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:07 towards level 57.
[05/16/22 03:46:25] Feltharell tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:29:48 towards level 58.
[05/16/22 03:51:05] Primetime bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:53 towards level 50.
[05/16/22 03:55:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Pricey's tunic! Pricey's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/16/22 03:55:33] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:49 towards level 63.
[05/16/22 04:54:41] nyuszika7h had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:15:14 towards level 65.
[05/16/22 05:27:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on vegadark's tunic! vegadark's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/16/22 05:35:25] d4n13L fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:06:20 from level 63.
[05/16/22 06:24:08] pasquale bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:10 towards level 48.
[05/16/22 06:28:36] style caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:22 towards level 62.
[05/16/22 07:42:27] Ralle tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:31 towards level 55.
[05/16/22 08:31:38] crank found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:05:39 towards level 65.
[05/16/22 10:13:39] gegenschein met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:42:43 from level 60.
[05/16/22 10:50:08] buyoq was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:43:39 from level 63.
[05/16/22 11:17:35] JamCow ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:38:33 from level 63.
[05/16/22 11:25:37] cfjk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cfjk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/16/22 11:42:05] V found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:26 towards level 65.
[05/16/22 12:10:29] idleevil had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:58 towards level 49.
[05/16/22 12:40:20] Drin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:50:03 towards level 61.
[05/16/22 12:47:58] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:12:36 towards level 65.
[05/16/22 13:15:12] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:23:33 towards level 59.
[05/16/22 13:42:39] CodeGeek's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! CodeGeek's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/16/22 14:04:06] CrashOverride got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:44 towards level 66.
[05/16/22 14:51:55] bananaboat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 19:24:29 from level 63.
[05/16/22 15:00:25] golgy found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:15:55 towards level 63.
[05/16/22 15:30:13] omero was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:47:53 towards level 60.
[05/16/22 15:40:33] heisenbug's charm ate a bolt of lightning! heisenbug's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/16/22 16:15:21] bobvador caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:04:48 towards level 63.
[05/16/22 16:24:39] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:37:16 towards level 67.
[05/16/22 17:12:39] jacob1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:22:59 from level 67.
[05/16/22 17:57:28] Crazycatlady has dealt Fehu a Critical Strike! 3 days, 11:36:41 is added to Fehu's clock.
[05/16/22 18:10:40] gildarts was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:07 towards level 63.
[05/16/22 19:02:57] Bolded had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:28:18 towards level 58.
[05/16/22 20:58:31] starlink found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:12:05 towards level 63.
[05/16/22 21:10:31] womblecat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:36:07 towards level 59.
[05/16/22 22:34:30] ToHellWithGA has dealt Yuhno a Critical Strike! 3 days, 15:43:43 is added to Yuhno's clock.
[05/16/22 23:45:58] Kritzefitz got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:08:18 from level 62.
[05/17/22 00:34:47] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:12 towards level 63.
[05/17/22 00:58:17] Tangles was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:44:29 from level 62.
[05/17/22 01:57:50] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:14:35 towards level 66.
[05/17/22 02:33:11] SirBummelz met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:14 from level 56.
[05/17/22 02:51:21] Bkid met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:52:11 from level 60.
[05/17/22 02:58:41] idlegood tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:41 towards level 50.
[05/17/22 03:33:39] Sombra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:04:57 from level 66.
[05/17/22 04:24:59] misha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:12 towards level 64.
[05/17/22 05:47:34] Nechayev hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:14:47 towards level 61.
[05/17/22 06:05:23] Arch found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:58:54 towards level 61.
[05/17/22 07:15:15] allo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:45:12 from level 65.
[05/17/22 08:22:28] eising fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:03 from level 64.
[05/17/22 08:48:00] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:34:49 towards level 65.
[05/17/22 09:11:38] Arch discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:50:03 towards level 61.
[05/17/22 09:15:44] aqsd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:32 towards level 62.
[05/17/22 09:21:58] dwfreed was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:19:05 towards level 66.
[05/17/22 09:33:30] Bluedog was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:33 towards level 64.
[05/17/22 09:41:55] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:54 towards level 65.
[05/17/22 09:53:13] CrashOverride got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:04 towards level 66.
[05/17/22 10:19:15] Bolded bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:25:57 towards level 58.
[05/17/22 10:25:38] eising reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! eising's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/22 12:15:05] Sombra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:21:17 towards level 66.
[05/17/22 13:16:37] Cockatrice was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:38:10 from level 49.
[05/17/22 14:01:34] dwfreed's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! dwfreed's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/22 14:18:10] Svetland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:36:10 towards level 65.
[05/17/22 15:28:16] buyoq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:39:52 towards level 63.
[05/17/22 15:52:55] Hex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:45 towards level 52.
[05/17/22 16:23:17] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:35:16 from level 67.
[05/17/22 16:29:39] golgy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:17:16 towards level 63.
[05/17/22 16:49:20] blabber got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:32:33 towards level 63.
[05/17/22 17:00:13] thornrag was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:41:31 towards level 65.
[05/17/22 17:03:59] MetaNova was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:36:35 from level 65.
[05/17/22 17:07:56] tomhek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:37:22 from level 64.
[05/17/22 17:26:24] tswsl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tswsl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/22 18:53:08] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:43 towards level 54.
[05/17/22 19:00:30] coding_monk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:58:43 towards level 61.
[05/17/22 19:18:28] hugga found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:45 towards level 57.
[05/17/22 19:38:12] Thorael was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:22:46 from level 65.
[05/17/22 19:43:31] KeboDK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:46 towards level 62.
[05/17/22 20:52:39] scumola was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:44:32 from level 60.
[05/17/22 21:09:27] nya slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! nya's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/17/22 21:12:52] pfoley reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pfoley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/22 21:21:45] talisein ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:29:04 from level 66.
[05/17/22 22:07:36] MetaNova was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:50:37 towards level 65.
[05/17/22 22:12:22] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:43:44 towards level 66.
[05/17/22 22:45:20] idlegood's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! idlegood's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/22 23:11:37] JigmeDatse found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:00:11 towards level 61.
[05/17/22 23:25:53] Melon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Melon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/22 23:37:19] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:59 towards level 50.
[05/17/22 23:54:04] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:17:27 towards level 66.
[05/18/22 01:09:13] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:48 towards level 65.
[05/18/22 01:32:02] crank walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:07:19 from level 65.
[05/18/22 01:37:12] Syloq was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:48:23 from level 65.
[05/18/22 03:54:46] The local wizard imbued iiriix's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! iiriix's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/22 04:05:10] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:54:57 towards level 64.
[05/18/22 04:19:58] Aelane got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:23 towards level 55.
[05/18/22 05:07:00] SirBummelz was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:50:54 from level 56.
[05/18/22 05:25:33] Geoff reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Geoff's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/22 07:40:48] Lenny_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:26 towards level 58.
[05/18/22 08:22:31] io has dealt Geoff a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:14:48 is added to Geoff's clock.
[05/18/22 08:55:22] idlegood was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:37 towards level 50.
[05/18/22 09:03:45] GyrosGeier was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:56:08 towards level 64.
[05/18/22 09:05:06] Khorne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:28 towards level 65.
[05/18/22 09:26:17] Wam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:11 towards level 57.
[05/18/22 09:41:08] tomhek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:22:21 towards level 64.
[05/18/22 09:41:53] Hirion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:40:07 towards level 64.
[05/18/22 09:44:36] shikhin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:16:58 towards level 65.
[05/18/22 09:48:28] mordac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:59 towards level 65.
[05/18/22 10:21:28] CrashOverride had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:08 towards level 66.
[05/18/22 10:35:10] spex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! spex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/22 10:44:00] ChowderKeg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:00:48 towards level 66.
[05/18/22 11:37:14] shikhin was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:31:29 from level 65.
[05/18/22 11:58:18] Disruptor found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:57:58 towards level 62.
[05/18/22 12:03:25] vectr0n gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:44 towards level 59.
[05/18/22 12:09:48] The local wizard imbued Paganel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Paganel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/22 12:50:49] A_Dragon was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:16:39 from level 64.
[05/18/22 13:15:00] fstrelok was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:40 towards level 50.
[05/18/22 13:28:56] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:19 towards level 65.
[05/18/22 13:53:07] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:46 towards level 63.
[05/18/22 15:20:43] pasquale ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:08:38 from level 49.
[05/18/22 15:35:16] Fenrik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:14:48 towards level 64.
[05/18/22 16:02:09] vegadark was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:04:16 from level 66.
[05/18/22 16:11:50] Covid-19 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:40 towards level 62.
[05/18/22 16:35:30] Wam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:35 towards level 57.
[05/18/22 16:46:06] anarcat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! anarcat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/22 18:39:16] buzel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:10:38 towards level 65.
[05/18/22 19:28:19] Destruia fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:56:05 from level 63.
[05/18/22 19:50:39] Nuae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:34:44 towards level 57.
[05/18/22 20:09:52] buyoq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:22:33 towards level 63.
[05/18/22 20:17:27] jayvee was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:25:27 towards level 65.
[05/18/22 20:25:04] Lnk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:23:24 from level 67.
[05/18/22 20:39:47] Tenorman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:02:25 towards level 64.
[05/18/22 21:00:42] solarsparq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:57 towards level 55.
[05/18/22 21:20:22] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:49:20 towards level 66.
[05/18/22 21:38:22] vegadark discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:33 towards level 66.
[05/18/22 21:42:56] Cirdan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:57:20 towards level 66.
[05/18/22 21:49:33] tscherer was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:55:37 from level 48.
[05/18/22 21:55:34] Forud tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:12:55 towards level 63.
[05/18/22 22:04:06] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:42:49 towards level 64.
[05/18/22 23:53:51] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:14:38 towards level 65.
[05/18/22 23:57:46] omero ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:04:08 from level 60.
[05/19/22 00:25:06] dwfreed was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:00:51 from level 66.
[05/19/22 00:28:19] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:40 towards level 51.
[05/19/22 01:14:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on noex's tunic! noex's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/22 01:40:59] Syloq fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:56:05 from level 65.
[05/19/22 02:18:54] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:13:32 towards level 63.
[05/19/22 02:19:33] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:16:51 towards level 59.
[05/19/22 02:46:01] kzootech got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:00 towards level 52.
[05/19/22 02:50:17] CompanionCube hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:44:48 towards level 66.
[05/19/22 03:02:54] jayvee had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:01:48 towards level 65.
[05/19/22 03:14:20] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:42:31 from level 63.
[05/19/22 03:19:15] Nuae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:36:37 towards level 57.
[05/19/22 03:19:18] bookworm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:10:16 from level 63.
[05/19/22 03:42:42] Fehu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:47:09 towards level 56.
[05/19/22 04:19:44] AlexS has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:37:57 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/19/22 04:20:26] vegadark was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:56 towards level 66.
[05/19/22 04:30:16] ukleinek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ukleinek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/19/22 04:55:29] CompanionCube's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CompanionCube's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/22 05:06:10] Destruia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:43:28 towards level 63.
[05/19/22 05:24:39] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:11 towards level 65.
[05/19/22 05:25:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on mordac's tunic! mordac's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/22 05:34:59] caeli was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:10:39 from level 64.
[05/19/22 05:59:12] LeD hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:38 towards level 48.
[05/19/22 06:07:20] StalkR bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:26:14 towards level 63.
[05/19/22 06:45:24] Ecko was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:32 from level 53.
[05/19/22 07:51:29] Ferris bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:47 towards level 51.
[05/19/22 08:49:53] tomhek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:19:56 from level 64.
[05/19/22 09:22:42] Svetland spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Svetland's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/19/22 10:17:42] bookworm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:19:36 from level 63.
[05/19/22 10:48:27] theZoMBiE gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:14 towards level 54.
[05/19/22 13:06:56] sheu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:19:01 towards level 66.
[05/19/22 15:02:49] Vigrid found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:22 towards level 48.
[05/19/22 15:20:56] Reilly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:14:09 from level 58.
[05/19/22 15:34:35] talisein was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:16:11 from level 66.
[05/19/22 15:39:36] Pinkman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:59:00 towards level 60.
[05/19/22 16:56:06] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:23:52 towards level 64.
[05/19/22 17:29:37] xbill reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! xbill's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/22 17:57:48] shikhin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:59:14 towards level 65.
[05/19/22 19:09:03] kptr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:32:58 from level 65.
[05/19/22 19:10:31] Psilocybe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:56:53 towards level 65.
[05/19/22 19:25:16] Ecko ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:05:31 from level 53.
[05/19/22 19:37:30] Cockatrice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:24 towards level 49.
[05/19/22 20:22:09] talisein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:35:26 towards level 66.
[05/19/22 21:27:28] Crazycatlady burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Crazycatlady's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/19/22 21:29:16] Cockatrice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:00 towards level 49.
[05/19/22 21:36:44] kptr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:45 towards level 65.
[05/19/22 21:41:33] MetaNova discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:40:34 towards level 65.
[05/19/22 22:19:08] invisiblek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:15:35 from level 51.
[05/19/22 22:57:22] zbe was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:52:59 from level 66.
[05/19/22 23:05:47] cfjk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:57:16 from level 60.
[05/20/22 00:09:55] Cockatrice found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:03 towards level 49.
[05/20/22 00:34:34] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:48:46 from level 63.
[05/20/22 00:41:11] Lord255 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:09 towards level 66.
[05/20/22 00:44:09] sheu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:12 towards level 66.
[05/20/22 00:54:32] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:33:19 towards level 58.
[05/20/22 01:31:50] gradator walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:44:45 from level 65.
[05/20/22 02:53:46] io found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:01:57 towards level 67.
[05/20/22 03:33:16] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:28:53 towards level 63.
[05/20/22 04:33:03] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:38:03 towards level 63.
[05/20/22 05:33:38] yNos was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:56:54 from level 58.
[05/20/22 05:38:57] The local wizard imbued dwfreed's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dwfreed's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/22 07:13:10] Cockatrice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:01:47 towards level 50.
[05/20/22 08:17:31] noex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:35 towards level 50.
[05/20/22 10:27:42] tsr was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:25 from level 60.
[05/20/22 10:36:08] Khorne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:51:31 towards level 66.
[05/20/22 10:54:29] Tabmow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:35 towards level 50.
[05/20/22 12:07:32] pfoley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:58:40 towards level 63.
[05/20/22 13:13:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nya's tunic! nya's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/22 13:20:40] soltys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:25:55 towards level 64.
[05/20/22 14:14:06] Psilocybe's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Psilocybe's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/22 15:04:07] mehmet found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:20 towards level 24.
[05/20/22 15:41:56] talisein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:27:04 towards level 66.
[05/20/22 17:21:21] idlegood bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:36 towards level 50.
[05/20/22 17:49:21] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:19:12 towards level 67.
[05/20/22 18:23:45] Ecko reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ecko's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/22 18:38:13] freeboson has dealt solarsparq a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:45:01 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[05/20/22 18:50:48] TauPan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:06 towards level 59.
[05/20/22 19:28:02] CornFly was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:34:09 from level 63.
[05/20/22 19:55:40] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:52:36 towards level 63.
[05/20/22 20:15:23] AlexS got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:20:45 from level 62.
[05/20/22 20:17:09] hdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:12 towards level 68.
[05/20/22 20:17:36] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:43:28 towards level 66.
[05/20/22 21:43:17] signofzeta discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:59:25 towards level 60.
[05/20/22 22:01:53] Asara was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:29:40 from level 67.
[05/20/22 22:15:07] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:18:31 towards level 66.
[05/20/22 22:32:59] tsr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:01 towards level 60.
[05/21/22 00:02:24] Covid-19 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:13 towards level 62.
[05/21/22 02:09:48] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:49:51 towards level 63.
[05/21/22 02:14:07] cfjk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:07:05 towards level 60.
[05/21/22 02:37:50] Wam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:51:12 towards level 58.
[05/21/22 03:36:26] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:10 towards level 62.
[05/21/22 03:46:34] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:07:56 towards level 66.
[05/21/22 03:56:35] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:22:07 towards level 67.
[05/21/22 04:18:33] cadfael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:43 towards level 59.
[05/21/22 05:44:28] dwfreed was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:14:06 towards level 66.
[05/21/22 05:48:52] pyre ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:34:30 from level 65.
[05/21/22 06:31:49] CompanionCube ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:07:05 from level 66.
[05/21/22 07:08:42] Lord255 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:50:02 from level 66.
[05/21/22 07:58:06] kptr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:03 towards level 65.
[05/21/22 08:43:50] zifnab06 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:18 towards level 60.
[05/21/22 09:19:00] iiriix was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:56:22 from level 64.
[05/21/22 09:42:43] Reilly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:23 towards level 58.
[05/21/22 10:59:27] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:38 towards level 48.
[05/21/22 11:17:19] SCSi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:27:24 towards level 63.
[05/21/22 11:59:12] cadfael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:06:51 towards level 59.
[05/21/22 12:03:46] sheu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:51:31 from level 66.
[05/21/22 12:29:48] Andrio slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Andrio's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/21/22 12:46:00] Psilocybe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:14:38 towards level 65.
[05/21/22 14:26:28] style was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:01:38 towards level 63.
[05/21/22 14:29:19] invisiblek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:26 towards level 51.
[05/21/22 15:11:04] h00k's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! h00k's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/21/22 15:14:11] Cockatrice got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:40:37 from level 50.
[05/21/22 17:37:36] Sombra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:47 towards level 66.
[05/21/22 17:39:10] Tenedos ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:45:04 from level 61.
[05/21/22 17:45:26] Ferris walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:24 from level 51.
[05/21/22 17:48:54] Omega was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:07:56 towards level 56.
[05/21/22 18:27:35] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:34:01 towards level 67.
[05/21/22 18:44:23] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:35:32 towards level 64.
[05/21/22 20:52:02] ahmubashshir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:41 towards level 49.
[05/21/22 20:56:03] GyrosGeier was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:54:11 towards level 64.
[05/21/22 21:12:06] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:54 towards level 42.
[05/21/22 21:33:50] csc2ya was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:58:31 from level 58.
[05/21/22 21:41:12] cadfael ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:39:52 from level 59.
[05/21/22 21:46:34] damyan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:10:31 from level 62.
[05/21/22 23:30:18] ChowderKeg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:15:13 from level 66.
[05/22/22 00:36:56] Lord255 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:33 towards level 66.
[05/22/22 01:18:55] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:33 towards level 63.
[05/22/22 01:33:10] Sario got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:50:14 towards level 54.
[05/22/22 01:43:18] womblecat spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! womblecat's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/22/22 04:29:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on aqsd's tunic! aqsd's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/22/22 04:51:20] Khorne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:29:22 towards level 66.
[05/22/22 05:31:16] Covid-19 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Covid-19's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/22/22 06:06:53] Sorin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:54 towards level 59.
[05/22/22 06:59:04] freeboson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:02 towards level 63.
[05/22/22 07:22:43] BUSY tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:01:51 towards level 61.
[05/22/22 07:54:26] Sleepy_boi's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sleepy_boi's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/22/22 08:01:28] zifnab06 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:31 towards level 60.
[05/22/22 08:15:40] bookworm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:42:42 from level 63.
[05/22/22 08:24:26] texke was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:58 towards level 64.
[05/22/22 09:16:49] Pricey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:40:45 towards level 58.
[05/22/22 09:17:37] zifnab06 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:41 towards level 60.
[05/22/22 09:25:38] TimWolla spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! TimWolla's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/22/22 09:30:16] Floyd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:34 towards level 29.
[05/22/22 09:35:04] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:26 towards level 35.
[05/22/22 09:35:10] womblecat has dealt zbe a Critical Strike! 5 days, 16:18:35 is added to zbe's clock.
[05/22/22 10:48:10] sam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:21 towards level 59.
[05/22/22 11:06:05] AlexS got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:18:35 towards level 62.
[05/22/22 11:16:16] idlegood caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:30 towards level 51.
[05/22/22 13:17:56] t3chn0 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:10 towards level 63.
[05/22/22 13:31:49] spex was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:36:44 from level 64.
[05/22/22 14:24:53] MadMan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:36 towards level 64.
[05/22/22 14:45:35] The local wizard imbued Sokar's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sokar's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/22/22 15:34:12] V was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:26:48 from level 66.
[05/22/22 16:04:35] A_Dragon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:02:58 from level 64.
[05/22/22 16:31:37] texke discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:18 towards level 64.
[05/22/22 17:12:03] TauPan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:50:21 towards level 60.
[05/22/22 17:37:08] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:11 towards level 51.
[05/22/22 17:42:30] The local wizard imbued kline's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kline's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/22/22 18:03:58] KindOne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:11:31 towards level 61.
[05/22/22 18:12:29] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:32 towards level 67.
[05/22/22 19:22:47] kinus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:58 from level 58.
[05/22/22 19:31:46] zifnab06's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zifnab06's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/22/22 20:32:04] sheu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:44:32 towards level 66.
[05/22/22 20:42:39] Khorne's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Khorne's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/22/22 20:54:23] golgy got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:24:43 from level 63.
[05/22/22 21:13:37] GyrosGeier was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:52:46 from level 64.
[05/22/22 21:20:35] The local wizard imbued Togra's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Togra's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/22/22 21:39:41] SCSi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:11:24 towards level 63.
[05/22/22 22:04:07] hockpa2e was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:50:36 towards level 55.
[05/22/22 22:18:32] zcy's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! zcy's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/22/22 22:26:16] JackyB got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:01:33 from level 60.
[05/22/22 23:44:53] VonToutCourt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:15:15 towards level 63.
[05/23/22 00:24:21] Tenorman reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tenorman's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/22 01:06:31] Jens was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:18:45 from level 62.
[05/23/22 01:13:27] SirBummelz was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:27:22 from level 56.
[05/23/22 01:20:46] allo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:43:45 towards level 66.
[05/23/22 01:54:19] Bkid gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:25:24 towards level 60.
[05/23/22 02:02:38] Vigrid found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:06 towards level 49.
[05/23/22 02:17:24] Ralle was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:57:15 from level 55.
[05/23/22 02:33:12] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:10 towards level 66.
[05/23/22 02:36:12] xbill was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:16:55 from level 68.
[05/23/22 03:05:39] Disruptor discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:16 towards level 62.
[05/23/22 03:14:04] wille got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:08 towards level 55.
[05/23/22 03:20:17] tsr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:23:51 towards level 61.
[05/23/22 03:43:33] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:51 towards level 66.
[05/23/22 04:09:35] dwfreed found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:12:14 towards level 66.
[05/23/22 04:45:58] aqsd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:14 towards level 62.
[05/23/22 04:46:25] TimWolla walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:22:07 from level 67.
[05/23/22 04:48:40] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:52 towards level 66.
[05/23/22 05:03:33] TimeWarp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:10 towards level 1.
[05/23/22 05:07:22] adamus1red found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:32:06 towards level 64.
[05/23/22 05:07:28] Ralle bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:15:10 towards level 55.
[05/23/22 05:24:43] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:23 towards level 3.
[05/23/22 05:36:54] kline found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:12:45 towards level 65.
[05/23/22 05:46:32] zcy's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! zcy's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/23/22 05:49:39] JamCow fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:47:50 from level 63.
[05/23/22 06:13:24] AlexS caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:18:53 towards level 62.
[05/23/22 06:24:43] A_Dragon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:54:20 towards level 64.
[05/23/22 06:39:29] sc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:04:12 towards level 66.
[05/23/22 06:41:59] The local wizard imbued Yarosh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Yarosh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/22 07:08:40] Disruptor found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:53 towards level 62.
[05/23/22 07:36:55] Tangles found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:04:38 towards level 62.
[05/23/22 08:26:56] CrashOverride's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CrashOverride's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/22 08:47:12] slim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:53 towards level 43.
[05/23/22 09:02:48] HeavyPodda ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:15:10 from level 63.
[05/23/22 10:43:39] Covid-19 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:55 towards level 62.
[05/23/22 11:04:43] Togra has dealt aqsd a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:34:40 is added to aqsd's clock.
[05/23/22 13:27:40] yNos had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:02:34 towards level 59.
[05/23/22 14:04:12] starlink tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:40 towards level 63.
[05/23/22 14:42:25] LeD got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:58 towards level 48.
[05/23/22 14:47:48] sheu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:59:18 towards level 66.
[05/23/22 14:56:11] hax404 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:44:44 from level 64.
[05/23/22 15:28:15] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:23:30 towards level 63.
[05/23/22 15:35:26] Tenedos walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:25:56 from level 61.
[05/23/22 17:01:15] Chuck got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:37:58 towards level 62.
[05/23/22 18:34:56] BUSY was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:46:54 from level 61.
[05/23/22 18:49:16] Ferris hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:17 towards level 51.
[05/23/22 20:23:44] Omega's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Omega's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/22 21:09:13] crank was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:21:12 from level 65.
[05/23/22 21:09:40] dyvonna has dealt damyan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:27:29 is added to damyan's clock.
[05/23/22 21:28:10] damyan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:28:23 towards level 62.
[05/23/22 21:31:07] jacob1 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:39:13 from level 67.
[05/23/22 23:19:22] SSLbits reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SSLbits's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/22 23:25:32] Ferris caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:48 towards level 51.
[05/24/22 00:56:33] CodeGeek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:13:45 from level 64.
[05/24/22 01:40:21] Paganel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:32:18 towards level 65.
[05/24/22 01:58:31] bananaboat spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bananaboat's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/24/22 02:20:53] hdm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:59 towards level 68.
[05/24/22 02:34:01] rawgreaze was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:54:32 towards level 57.
[05/24/22 03:12:01] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:26:02 towards level 64.
[05/24/22 04:27:13] gradator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:08 towards level 65.
[05/24/22 05:15:19] DrinkyBird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:39:19 towards level 64.
[05/24/22 05:16:46] kptr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:49 towards level 65.
[05/24/22 05:24:17] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:04:47 towards level 63.
[05/24/22 05:47:25] omero reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! omero's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/22 06:02:06] yano was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:43:41 from level 62.
[05/24/22 06:57:00] JackyB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:24 towards level 60.
[05/24/22 07:08:20] BUSY has dealt Geoff a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:58:45 is added to Geoff's clock.
[05/24/22 07:45:19] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:28:51 towards level 63.
[05/24/22 08:01:52] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:22 towards level 67.
[05/24/22 08:23:32] Sombra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:33:50 from level 66.
[05/24/22 08:53:32] Psilocybe's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Psilocybe's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/22 09:40:35] JigmeDatse has dealt sc a Critical Strike! 4 days, 12:55:43 is added to sc's clock.
[05/24/22 10:15:07] Minus's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Minus's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/22 10:20:59] TheSilentLink had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:52 towards level 60.
[05/24/22 10:51:40] Destruia was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:15:33 towards level 63.
[05/24/22 10:54:59] Yarosh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:03:00 towards level 63.
[05/24/22 11:11:03] freeboson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:55:02 from level 63.
[05/24/22 12:16:40] pasquale caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:20:11 towards level 50.
[05/24/22 12:31:13] EddieT137 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:04 towards level 58.
[05/24/22 13:31:55] Reilly walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:16:41 from level 58.
[05/24/22 14:46:13] damyan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:52 towards level 62.
[05/24/22 14:50:05] invisiblek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! invisiblek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/22 15:15:55] krin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! krin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/22 17:11:17] Alarien found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:50:32 towards level 63.
[05/24/22 18:39:32] hugga was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:12:54 from level 58.
[05/24/22 19:06:25] The local wizard imbued pyre's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pyre's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/22 19:07:52] BUSY found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:23 towards level 61.
[05/24/22 19:39:10] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:06 towards level 60.
[05/24/22 19:39:43] postikana hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:22:11 towards level 61.
[05/24/22 20:33:45] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:57 towards level 62.
[05/24/22 20:39:22] shikhin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:53 towards level 65.
[05/24/22 21:45:34] jaxson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:02:39 towards level 64.
[05/24/22 21:54:39] GyrosGeier caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:44:46 towards level 64.
[05/24/22 22:17:25] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:00:49 towards level 63.
[05/24/22 22:39:17] nya fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:54 from level 63.
[05/24/22 22:41:20] The local wizard imbued misha's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! misha's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/22 23:16:45] ahmubashshir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:43:44 towards level 50.
[05/24/22 23:41:13] Nechayev ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:32:59 from level 61.
[05/24/22 23:55:31] TimWolla found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:27:32 towards level 67.
[05/25/22 01:26:27] Carl has dealt Nechayev a Critical Strike! 13 days, 16:55:19 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[05/25/22 03:30:19] herald found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:05 towards level 54.
[05/25/22 04:26:45] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:04:06 towards level 64.
[05/25/22 04:58:33] irina ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:40 from level 18.
[05/25/22 05:04:19] VonToutCourt ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:01:00 from level 63.
[05/25/22 05:39:50] wille was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:57:52 from level 56.
[05/25/22 06:02:03] Sorin was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:19 from level 59.
[05/25/22 06:25:16] Sorin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sorin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/25/22 06:28:26] A_Dragon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! A_Dragon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/25/22 06:32:17] Arch found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:02:30 towards level 61.
[05/25/22 18:28:49] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:03:13 towards level 63.
[05/25/22 19:01:14] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:21 towards level 68.
[05/25/22 19:07:21] Reilly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:20 towards level 58.
[05/25/22 20:09:10] buyoq walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:58:33 from level 63.
[05/25/22 21:39:35] kinus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:22 towards level 58.
[05/25/22 22:05:09] LeD was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:56:32 from level 49.
[05/25/22 22:22:34] Ungoliant found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:32 towards level 59.
[05/25/22 22:45:39] Destruia got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:12:33 towards level 63.
[05/25/22 23:28:47] Xenthys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:04 towards level 57.
[05/25/22 23:46:59] ToHellWithGA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:32:20 towards level 66.
[05/25/22 23:47:14] pasquale was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:22:25 from level 50.
[05/25/22 23:51:45] DrinkyBird was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:37:56 towards level 64.
[05/26/22 00:13:38] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:45:02 towards level 65.
[05/26/22 01:15:42] Andrio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:15 towards level 64.
[05/26/22 01:50:03] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:01:21 towards level 63.
[05/26/22 02:30:47] Sombra has dealt dyvonna a Critical Strike! 2 days, 11:54:13 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[05/26/22 03:15:58] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:57:22 towards level 62.
[05/26/22 04:08:18] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:31:16 towards level 60.
[05/26/22 04:22:45] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:08:56 towards level 64.
[05/26/22 05:10:34] el gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:34 towards level 64.
[05/26/22 05:55:51] Nechayev was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:43:23 towards level 61.
[05/26/22 06:14:36] canton7 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:50:22 from level 63.
[05/26/22 06:55:29] Gorek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Gorek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/22 07:13:36] idlegood was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:38 towards level 51.
[05/26/22 07:21:04] cadfael's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cadfael's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/22 07:29:17] Paganel burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Paganel's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/22 07:45:17] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:57 towards level 59.
[05/26/22 08:01:27] AlexS was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:27:02 towards level 62.
[05/26/22 08:21:07] idleevil was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:16 towards level 50.
[05/26/22 08:29:35] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:51:59 towards level 65.
[05/26/22 08:53:46] soltys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:16:41 towards level 64.
[05/26/22 08:58:50] starlink spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! starlink's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/22 09:23:42] starlink hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:32 towards level 63.
[05/26/22 09:28:52] Tenorman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:29 towards level 64.
[05/26/22 09:55:55] The local wizard imbued HellSpawn's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! HellSpawn's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/22 09:59:11] krin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:46:46 towards level 65.
[05/26/22 10:28:46] el's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! el's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/22 10:32:14] soltys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:49:55 towards level 64.
[05/26/22 11:02:17] Pricey's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Pricey's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/22 11:18:17] crawlingchaos's charm ate a bolt of lightning! crawlingchaos's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/22 11:42:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nya's tunic! nya's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/22 11:44:44] Destruia was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:42:41 from level 63.
[05/26/22 12:18:14] Sario ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:30:24 from level 54.
[05/26/22 12:21:15] theZoMBiE ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:03:33 from level 55.
[05/26/22 12:58:51] bobvador found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:39 towards level 63.
[05/26/22 13:12:27] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:07:22 towards level 65.
[05/26/22 13:29:09] freeboson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:42 towards level 63.
[05/26/22 14:15:53] Pricey met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:30:04 from level 58.
[05/26/22 14:28:28] yano found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:25 towards level 62.
[05/26/22 14:30:01] opcode met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:43:55 from level 52.
[05/26/22 14:39:51] anarcat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:16 towards level 66.
[05/26/22 15:05:43] irina bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:49 towards level 24.
[05/26/22 15:31:22] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:20:35 towards level 65.
[05/26/22 17:04:01] Crazycatlady discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:23 towards level 63.
[05/26/22 18:48:29] hdm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:43:37 towards level 69.
[05/26/22 19:13:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cockatrice's tunic! Cockatrice's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/22 19:17:53] Melon spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Melon's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/22 19:22:39] sheu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:57 towards level 66.
[05/26/22 19:36:26] DrinkyBird's charm ate a bolt of lightning! DrinkyBird's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/22 20:19:04] theZoMBiE's charm ate a bolt of lightning! theZoMBiE's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/22 20:27:24] krin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:19 towards level 65.
[05/26/22 20:32:58] solarsparq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:01:54 towards level 56.
[05/26/22 20:58:03] Omega hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:09:05 towards level 56.
[05/26/22 21:01:04] thatmint found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:26:03 towards level 55.
[05/26/22 21:16:01] yNos slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! yNos's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/22 21:20:37] ToHellWithGA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:19:16 towards level 66.
[05/26/22 21:56:38] aqsd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:56:37 towards level 63.
[05/26/22 22:19:54] Covid-19 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:11:04 from level 63.
[05/26/22 22:47:23] golgy was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:12:31 from level 63.
[05/26/22 22:58:13] A_Dragon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:19:51 towards level 64.
[05/26/22 23:45:46] xbill gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:58:11 towards level 68.
[05/27/22 00:15:06] Feltharell got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:21:38 towards level 59.
[05/27/22 00:52:35] krin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:34 towards level 65.
[05/27/22 01:03:49] shikhin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! shikhin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/22 01:12:45] damyan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:38:41 from level 62.
[05/27/22 01:49:56] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:43 towards level 59.
[05/27/22 02:10:57] coding_monk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:55:26 towards level 61.
[05/27/22 02:35:58] Hirion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:51 towards level 64.
[05/27/22 03:11:26] t3chn0 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:54:54 from level 63.
[05/27/22 03:46:54] Sleepy_boi's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sleepy_boi's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/22 03:51:16] damyan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:41:00 from level 62.
[05/27/22 04:32:11] vectr0n's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! vectr0n's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/27/22 06:04:42] Bkid gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:12:46 towards level 60.
[05/27/22 06:22:27] HeavyPodda slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! HeavyPodda's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/27/22 06:46:32] idlegood hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:57 towards level 51.
[05/27/22 07:49:56] Centrixx had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:58:54 towards level 66.
[05/27/22 08:26:51] omero met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:15:50 from level 60.
[05/27/22 08:27:06] Minus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:40 towards level 37.
[05/27/22 08:40:05] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:42:08 towards level 65.
[05/27/22 09:00:27] Makhno was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:01 from level 57.
[05/27/22 09:32:58] Pricey's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Pricey's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/22 09:39:50] freeboson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:01 towards level 63.
[05/27/22 09:40:56] shikhin was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:17:27 from level 65.
[05/27/22 10:25:53] ukleinek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:00:44 from level 61.
[05/27/22 10:36:16] opcode was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:56 towards level 52.
[05/27/22 10:57:59] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:10 towards level 59.
[05/27/22 11:11:19] Pinkman reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Pinkman's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/22 11:30:41] CodeGeek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:21:35 from level 64.
[05/27/22 12:32:18] eising bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:53:53 towards level 65.
[05/27/22 13:59:53] The local wizard imbued "\@_'s pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! "\@_'s set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/22 14:04:39] GyrosGeier was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:45:07 towards level 64.
[05/27/22 14:42:46] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:15:36 towards level 64.
[05/27/22 14:54:43] pyre tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:21:50 towards level 65.
[05/27/22 15:28:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sc's tunic! sc's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/22 15:45:14] dxrt was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:09:23 from level 55.
[05/27/22 16:10:05] Ecko has dealt krin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:28:43 is added to krin's clock.
[05/27/22 16:34:50] d4n13L fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:17:21 from level 63.
[05/27/22 16:45:27] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:05:38 towards level 64.
[05/27/22 16:55:11] Svetland ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:42:49 from level 66.
[05/27/22 16:58:44] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:04:40 towards level 66.
[05/27/22 18:17:40] HeavyPodda hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:46:10 towards level 63.
[05/27/22 18:22:14] Fenrik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:05:59 towards level 64.
[05/27/22 18:45:15] bobvador got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:42:06 from level 63.
[05/27/22 18:50:50] AlexS was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:01:32 from level 62.
[05/27/22 19:34:24] damyan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! damyan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/27/22 20:50:18] ahmubashshir got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:06:09 from level 50.
[05/27/22 20:54:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ukleinek's tunic! ukleinek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/22 21:10:03] rawgreaze found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:31 towards level 57.
[05/27/22 21:52:14] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:17:29 towards level 64.
[05/27/22 22:31:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on O[_]'s tunic! O[_]'s tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/22 22:48:49] Forud tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:02 towards level 63.
[05/27/22 23:30:35] soltys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:03 towards level 64.
[05/27/22 23:36:51] bookworm's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bookworm's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/27/22 23:39:37] Kurenai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:21 towards level 51.
[05/28/22 00:03:05] pfoley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:29:08 towards level 63.
[05/28/22 00:14:34] Cirdan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:14:03 towards level 66.
[05/28/22 00:26:18] Theleveler was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:02 towards level 64.
[05/28/22 00:29:54] Omega found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:50 towards level 56.
[05/28/22 00:29:57] sheu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:33 towards level 66.
[05/28/22 00:48:52] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:36:33 towards level 61.
[05/28/22 01:06:34] slim spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! slim's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/28/22 02:18:25] Yarosh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:18:20 towards level 64.
[05/28/22 02:33:28] adamus1red was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:49:26 from level 64.
[05/28/22 02:51:26] Aelane was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:50 towards level 56.
[05/28/22 04:14:25] Aelane got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:20:47 towards level 56.
[05/28/22 04:19:26] Ferris was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:36:10 from level 52.
[05/28/22 05:40:59] mehmet tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:28 towards level 36.
[05/28/22 06:11:20] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:13:34 towards level 64.
[05/28/22 06:20:22] Pricey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:09 towards level 58.
[05/28/22 06:31:20] TauPan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:14:37 towards level 60.
[05/28/22 06:53:15] krin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:03 towards level 65.
[05/28/22 07:28:13] idleevil found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:05 towards level 50.
[05/28/22 07:53:29] herald found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:35 towards level 55.
[05/28/22 08:13:36] Cirdan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:40:43 from level 66.
[05/28/22 08:40:48] Ecko gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:44 towards level 54.
[05/28/22 09:31:31] adamus1red discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:00 towards level 64.
[05/28/22 09:34:07] MetaNova slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! MetaNova's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/28/22 10:29:07] Lord255 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:22:13 towards level 67.
[05/28/22 10:32:11] Nuae was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:51:55 from level 57.
[05/28/22 11:25:23] Algernon burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Algernon's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/28/22 12:09:20] Forud found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:15:58 towards level 64.
[05/28/22 12:21:34] gradator's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gradator's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/28/22 12:21:49] allo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:35:58 towards level 66.
[05/28/22 12:28:59] idleevil was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:03 from level 50.
[05/28/22 13:11:01] Vigrid was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:50:51 from level 49.
[05/28/22 14:32:08] vegadark was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:26:19 from level 67.
[05/28/22 14:35:48] mehmet walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:59 from level 36.
[05/28/22 14:40:58] TauPan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:20:14 from level 60.
[05/28/22 15:13:31] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:29 towards level 61.
[05/28/22 15:25:37] hockpa2e burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! hockpa2e's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/28/22 15:54:07] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:41:46 towards level 62.
[05/28/22 17:21:40] hax404 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:28:38 towards level 64.
[05/28/22 17:29:09] bg was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:47:04 from level 66.
[05/28/22 18:13:54] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:59:33 towards level 62.
[05/28/22 18:26:54] KeboDK gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:32:15 towards level 63.
[05/28/22 18:53:37] Jens was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:31:41 towards level 62.
[05/28/22 20:12:05] golgy was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:02:20 from level 63.
[05/28/22 20:14:11] slim discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:55 towards level 44.
[05/28/22 20:48:21] Wolf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:22:49 towards level 65.
[05/28/22 21:49:57] Wolf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:05:35 from level 65.
[05/28/22 22:51:09] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:40:30 towards level 66.
[05/28/22 23:52:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on blabber's tunic! blabber's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/29/22 00:23:38] JigmeDatse hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:35 towards level 61.
[05/29/22 02:18:30] blabber was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:05 towards level 63.
[05/29/22 02:26:50] LeD got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:56 towards level 49.
[05/29/22 03:58:07] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:03:40 towards level 56.
[05/29/22 04:10:43] solarsparq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! solarsparq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/29/22 04:30:00] pyre was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:23:59 from level 65.
[05/29/22 04:55:59] thornrag bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:48:48 towards level 65.
[05/29/22 06:54:10] Jaxxsinn was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:44:10 from level 40.
[05/29/22 07:49:40] JigmeDatse gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:37 towards level 61.
[05/29/22 08:08:26] BUSY was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:05 towards level 61.
[05/29/22 09:28:03] soltys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:12 towards level 64.
[05/29/22 10:49:53] crawlingchaos's charm ate a bolt of lightning! crawlingchaos's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/29/22 11:03:29] Fehu ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:14:54 from level 56.
[05/29/22 11:05:20] The local wizard imbued kenyon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kenyon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/29/22 11:12:40] Pinkman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:32:14 towards level 60.
[05/29/22 11:14:40] mehmet got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:29 towards level 37.
[05/29/22 11:17:01] ephemer0l tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:31 towards level 54.
[05/29/22 11:55:19] spex was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:26:11 from level 64.
[05/29/22 13:02:17] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:19:43 towards level 64.
[05/29/22 13:09:06] Tenedos was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:13:17 from level 61.
[05/29/22 14:04:28] Disruptor found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:32:27 towards level 63.
[05/29/22 15:17:53] Algernon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:48:00 towards level 63.
[05/29/22 15:44:15] ChowderKeg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:06:55 towards level 66.
[05/29/22 15:58:06] Sario had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:16 towards level 54.
[05/29/22 15:58:18] Cockatrice was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:54 towards level 50.
[05/29/22 16:17:19] Bkid hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:47:32 towards level 60.
[05/29/22 16:34:10] pfoley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:22:42 towards level 63.
[05/29/22 16:41:11] drahthaar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:59:24 from level 66.
[05/29/22 16:42:35] Sleepy_boi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:21 towards level 44.
[05/29/22 17:42:05] Sombra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:19:19 towards level 66.
[05/29/22 17:47:33] gradator was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:11:00 from level 65.
[05/29/22 17:51:37] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:12 towards level 60.
[05/29/22 21:12:17] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:35:27 towards level 64.
[05/29/22 21:14:33] Reilly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:38 towards level 58.
[05/29/22 22:03:12] adamus1red ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:06 from level 64.
[05/29/22 22:55:36] hax404 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:15:25 towards level 64.
[05/29/22 23:44:12] signofzeta reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! signofzeta's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/30/22 00:09:32] DrinkyBird's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! DrinkyBird's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/30/22 00:14:18] sc fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:18:18 from level 66.
[05/30/22 00:47:52] slim got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:14 from level 44.
[05/30/22 01:39:56] Theleveler discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:31 towards level 64.
[05/30/22 02:51:54] coding_monk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:39:03 towards level 61.
[05/30/22 03:24:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ferris's tunic! Ferris's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/30/22 03:32:53] jjasghar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:39 towards level 60.
[05/30/22 03:42:43] tmberg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:39:35 from level 63.
[05/30/22 03:54:24] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:29:32 towards level 64.
[05/30/22 04:27:21] tomgus1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:46:13 from level 41.
[05/30/22 05:05:30] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:18:59 towards level 64.
[05/30/22 05:10:52] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:19:55 towards level 67.
[05/30/22 06:45:25] Crazycatlady was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:47:05 towards level 64.
[05/30/22 07:32:07] jayvee has dealt slim a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:07:45 is added to slim's clock.
[05/30/22 08:13:35] _sh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:10:15 from level 66.
[05/30/22 09:09:47] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:00:27 towards level 63.
[05/30/22 10:37:53] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:16:28 towards level 60.
[05/30/22 10:43:30] Floyd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:27 towards level 37.
[05/30/22 10:54:46] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:34:11 from level 51.
[05/30/22 11:38:08] iiriix was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:34 from level 64.
[05/30/22 12:05:03] Forud discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:40:00 towards level 64.
[05/30/22 12:05:52] TheGreatest met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:38 from level 49.
[05/30/22 12:27:30] tswsl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:02:39 towards level 66.
[05/30/22 12:31:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MadMan's tunic! MadMan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/30/22 12:47:46] Sleepy_boi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:58 towards level 45.
[05/30/22 13:08:22] yNos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:25 towards level 59.
[05/30/22 13:13:20] Tenorman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Tenorman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/30/22 13:39:11] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:46 towards level 67.
[05/30/22 14:06:14] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:26:46 towards level 67.
[05/30/22 14:45:46] Lnk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:09:15 towards level 68.
[05/30/22 15:34:00] buyoq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:12:15 towards level 63.
[05/30/22 15:47:32] Yuhno hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:44 towards level 65.
[05/30/22 17:12:58] Fehu slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Fehu's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/30/22 17:24:34] munkis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:08:11 towards level 61.
[05/30/22 17:39:57] Techman ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:14:19 from level 67.
[05/30/22 17:57:51] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:12:16 towards level 67.
[05/30/22 18:57:49] Cockatrice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:12 towards level 50.
[05/30/22 19:05:12] pwae has dealt postikana a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:21:17 is added to postikana's clock.
[05/30/22 19:37:56] washclof found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:12 towards level 67.
[05/30/22 20:01:39] mehmet bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:48 towards level 38.
[05/30/22 21:04:18] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:10:21 towards level 66.
[05/30/22 21:57:46] pyre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:41:02 towards level 65.
[05/30/22 22:14:06] apb got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:46:57 from level 66.
[05/30/22 23:09:29] Hex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:39 towards level 53.
[05/30/22 23:38:46] Paganel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:36 towards level 65.
[05/30/22 23:48:31] Wolf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:09:19 towards level 65.
[05/31/22 02:10:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bobvador's tunic! bobvador's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/22 02:25:14] sky reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sky's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/22 02:37:22] talisein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:19:19 towards level 66.
[05/31/22 02:38:41] freeboson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:29:17 towards level 64.
[05/31/22 02:52:20] Alarien ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:37:59 from level 63.
[05/31/22 03:22:36] Sokar was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:01 from level 63.
[05/31/22 04:05:07] adamus1red had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:04 towards level 64.
[05/31/22 04:23:53] AlexS was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:05:39 from level 62.
[05/31/22 04:31:45] talisein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:33 towards level 66.
[05/31/22 04:58:33] The local wizard imbued Hirion's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Hirion's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/22 04:58:36] Theleveler found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:03 towards level 64.
[05/31/22 05:09:31] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:09:50 towards level 66.
[05/31/22 05:19:06] hockpa2e discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:03 towards level 55.
[05/31/22 05:29:05] canton7 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:30:35 towards level 63.
[05/31/22 06:55:26] eising found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:22 towards level 65.
[05/31/22 07:03:37] xbill bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:00:51 towards level 68.
[05/31/22 07:23:36] TimeWarp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:17 towards level 35.
[05/31/22 07:30:55] apb got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:01:58 from level 66.
[05/31/22 07:34:07] zifnab06 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:33:23 towards level 61.
[05/31/22 07:49:13] Yarosh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Yarosh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/22 08:04:55] Beefcan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:45:55 towards level 54.
[05/31/22 08:05:59] TimeWarp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:03 towards level 35.
[05/31/22 08:13:12] Cockatrice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:12 towards level 50.
[05/31/22 08:13:45] d4n13L hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:43 towards level 63.
[05/31/22 08:21:55] yano found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:25 towards level 62.
[05/31/22 08:41:53] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:00:08 towards level 66.
[05/31/22 08:49:07] TauPan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:00:15 towards level 60.
[05/31/22 09:56:46] kzootech bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:55 towards level 53.
[05/31/22 10:38:30] solarsparq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:15:53 towards level 56.
[05/31/22 11:02:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cockatrice's tunic! Cockatrice's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/22 11:05:31] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:03:35 towards level 67.
[05/31/22 11:43:30] Reilly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:58 towards level 58.
[05/31/22 11:50:43] xbill tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:51:19 towards level 68.
[05/31/22 11:51:14] h00k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:15 towards level 49.
[05/31/22 12:44:16] Yuhno was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:43 from level 65.
[05/31/22 13:36:26] eising found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:14:56 towards level 65.
[05/31/22 14:24:39] ChowderKeg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:38 towards level 66.
[05/31/22 14:41:24] ToHellWithGA ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:40:42 from level 66.
[05/31/22 14:45:06] crank was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:22:40 towards level 65.
[05/31/22 14:47:28] dxrt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:08:38 towards level 55.
[05/31/22 14:50:47] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:17 towards level 55.
[05/31/22 16:08:50] Paganel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:40:31 from level 65.
[05/31/22 16:25:17] theZoMBiE was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:24:47 from level 55.
[05/31/22 16:35:25] Geoff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:51 towards level 58.
[05/31/22 17:46:34] Geoff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:52 towards level 58.
[05/31/22 19:00:56] Sario was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:20 towards level 54.
[05/31/22 19:05:27] blabber was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:42 towards level 63.
[05/31/22 19:37:30] crank was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:31:10 from level 65.
[05/31/22 19:53:17] Covid-19's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Covid-19's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/22 19:59:24] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:51 towards level 63.
[05/31/22 20:19:55] CompanionCube has dealt canton7 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:23:13 is added to canton7's clock.
[05/31/22 20:54:55] vectr0n was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:18:30 from level 60.
[05/31/22 21:09:36] sheu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:34 towards level 66.
[05/31/22 22:39:17] A_Dragon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:23:04 towards level 64.
[05/31/22 22:51:34] SCSi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:32:26 towards level 63.
[05/31/22 23:08:07] allo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:39 towards level 66.
[05/31/22 23:17:41] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:27:45 towards level 62.
[05/31/22 23:47:26] Fehu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:13 towards level 56.
[06/01/22 00:24:11] TimWolla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:16:58 towards level 67.
[06/01/22 00:43:51] VonToutCourt has dealt jjasghar a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:03:40 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[06/01/22 01:33:16] Ferris was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:35:37 from level 52.
[06/01/22 05:05:50] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:38 towards level 64.
[06/01/22 05:25:06] The local wizard imbued bobvador's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bobvador's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/01/22 05:34:29] Geoff tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:59 towards level 58.
[06/01/22 07:21:25] buyoq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:37:09 towards level 63.
[06/01/22 07:30:36] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:36:29 towards level 64.
[06/01/22 07:49:39] Andrio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:46 towards level 64.
[06/01/22 07:54:15] Minus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:14:26 from level 40.
[06/01/22 07:58:19] V was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:47:23 from level 66.
[06/01/22 08:00:34] Ferris tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:30 towards level 52.
[06/01/22 08:08:45] idleevil was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:14:42 from level 51.
[06/01/22 08:47:38] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:27 towards level 64.
[06/01/22 09:03:22] wille reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! wille's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/01/22 10:57:38] Thorael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:36 towards level 65.
[06/01/22 10:58:47] Wolf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:07:40 towards level 65.
[06/01/22 11:17:05] hdm's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hdm's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/01/22 11:47:47] JigmeDatse reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JigmeDatse's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/01/22 12:10:01] bananaboat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:36 from level 63.
[06/01/22 12:16:12] womblecat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:06 towards level 59.
[06/01/22 12:27:34] Ungoliant ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:54:34 from level 60.
[06/01/22 12:53:02] bananaboat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:07:41 from level 63.
[06/01/22 13:51:43] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:59:25 towards level 66.
[06/01/22 14:11:11] Sokar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:13:39 from level 64.
[06/01/22 14:37:16] Alarien fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:34:01 from level 63.
[06/01/22 14:50:27] bg spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bg's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/01/22 14:54:28] dwfreed ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:50:06 from level 66.
[06/01/22 15:02:38] Bahhumbug slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Bahhumbug's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/01/22 15:13:28] Drin was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:16 from level 61.
[06/01/22 17:32:15] theZoMBiE ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:07:02 from level 55.
[06/01/22 18:36:52] eising gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:56 towards level 65.
[06/01/22 18:37:35] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:26 towards level 65.
[06/01/22 18:37:53] heisenbug got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:53 from level 66.
[06/01/22 18:52:43] iiriix was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:46:22 towards level 65.
[06/01/22 19:20:30] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:34:36 towards level 68.
[06/01/22 19:36:51] el bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:07 towards level 64.
[06/01/22 21:04:28] KeboDK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:28:45 towards level 63.
[06/01/22 21:22:53] ZOTTA tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:06 towards level 52.
[06/01/22 21:34:40] theZoMBiE was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:19 towards level 55.
[06/01/22 21:51:02] TauPan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:51:22 from level 60.
[06/01/22 22:06:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pfoley's tunic! pfoley's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/01/22 22:38:19] Aelane tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:37:42 towards level 56.
[06/01/22 22:41:10] Aelane discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:03 towards level 56.
[06/01/22 22:57:31] golgy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:13:45 towards level 63.
[06/02/22 00:50:04] bananaboat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:49 towards level 63.
[06/02/22 01:17:12] Togra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:52:32 from level 64.
[06/02/22 01:22:19] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:11:09 from level 67.
[06/02/22 01:41:10] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:06:27 towards level 66.
[06/02/22 02:57:25] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:38:44 towards level 61.
[06/02/22 03:06:00] Yuhno was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:59:53 towards level 66.
[06/02/22 03:20:36] AlexS spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! AlexS's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/02/22 03:32:23] Svetland got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:50:59 towards level 66.
[06/02/22 04:01:05] SSLbits ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:25:29 from level 54.
[06/02/22 04:04:21] Reilly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:56:24 towards level 59.
[06/02/22 04:38:47] soltys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:35 towards level 64.
[06/02/22 04:47:22] Sario has dealt sky a Critical Strike! 8 days, 03:15:00 is added to sky's clock.
[06/02/22 05:02:31] Paganel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:25 towards level 65.
[06/02/22 05:19:04] Drin was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:44 from level 61.
[06/02/22 05:25:26] JamCow ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:37:51 from level 63.
[06/02/22 05:33:30] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:53 towards level 45.
[06/02/22 06:22:17] Sokar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:09:41 towards level 64.
[06/02/22 06:24:36] idleneutral reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idleneutral's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/22 06:46:22] Sleepy_boi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:11 from level 45.
[06/02/22 07:33:32] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:12:37 towards level 65.
[06/02/22 07:37:45] The local wizard imbued omero's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! omero's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/22 08:15:24] herald ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:14:52 from level 55.
[06/02/22 08:39:31] HellSpawn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:57 towards level 63.
[06/02/22 08:47:36] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:51 towards level 52.
[06/02/22 08:48:45] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:07 towards level 66.
[06/02/22 08:53:45] Ferris had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:07 towards level 52.
[06/02/22 09:47:05] Puff fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:02:44 from level 66.
[06/02/22 09:52:23] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:10:29 towards level 66.
[06/02/22 09:58:45] Gorek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:24:37 from level 68.
[06/02/22 10:04:13] Sorin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:48:17 towards level 60.
[06/02/22 10:26:12] Fehu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:58:27 towards level 57.
[06/02/22 10:44:47] buzel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:54 towards level 66.
[06/02/22 11:29:56] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:56:59 towards level 66.
[06/02/22 12:05:44] theZoMBiE found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:41 towards level 55.
[06/02/22 12:36:02] herald found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:26 towards level 55.
[06/02/22 12:39:35] zcy got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:51:32 from level 50.
[06/02/22 12:48:52] Ferris's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ferris's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/22 12:49:22] TimeWarp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:48 from level 37.
[06/02/22 13:49:31] crank ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:43:49 from level 65.
[06/02/22 15:14:53] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:32:35 towards level 65.
[06/02/22 16:03:29] idlegood was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:39:39 from level 52.
[06/02/22 16:35:13] MELOONi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:03:06 towards level 64.
[06/02/22 17:12:42] io was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:51:41 towards level 67.
[06/02/22 18:28:11] soltys met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:19:37 from level 64.
[06/02/22 18:51:56] tswsl's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tswsl's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/22 18:57:21] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:14 towards level 52.
[06/02/22 19:27:47] tmberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:36:16 towards level 63.
[06/02/22 19:31:57] ahmubashshir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:02 towards level 50.
[06/02/22 19:47:52] t3chn0 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:08 towards level 63.
[06/02/22 20:13:25] "\@_ was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:19:35 from level 63.
[06/02/22 20:39:35] keepermurph's charm ate a bolt of lightning! keepermurph's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/22 20:46:18] MrMagoo was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:44:54 from level 52.
[06/02/22 20:48:09] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:02:49 towards level 64.
[06/02/22 21:32:01] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:43:09 towards level 66.
[06/02/22 21:38:08] damyan has dealt gildarts a Critical Strike! 5 days, 13:38:24 is added to gildarts's clock.
[06/02/22 22:34:26] The local wizard imbued Vigrid's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Vigrid's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/22 22:41:33] pasquale gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:15 towards level 51.
[06/02/22 23:07:04] style found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:44 towards level 63.
[06/02/22 23:31:53] cadfael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:59:44 towards level 60.
[06/02/22 23:35:30] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:10:13 towards level 60.
[06/03/22 00:10:04] shikhin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:00:24 towards level 66.
[06/03/22 00:31:57] opcode found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:09 towards level 52.
[06/03/22 02:37:21] Nechayev caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:55:04 towards level 61.
[06/03/22 03:50:40] Ferris gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:46 towards level 52.
[06/03/22 04:09:11] Lnk has dealt bookworm a Critical Strike! 10 days, 13:06:11 is added to bookworm's clock.
[06/03/22 04:17:13] MELOONi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:19 towards level 64.
[06/03/22 04:58:59] freeboson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:27:38 from level 64.
[06/03/22 05:01:51] VonToutCourt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:35 towards level 63.
[06/03/22 05:30:44] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:15:05 towards level 64.
[06/03/22 06:51:30] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:44 towards level 63.
[06/03/22 07:19:06] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:48:24 towards level 64.
[06/03/22 07:21:07] Feltharell bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:32:22 towards level 59.
[06/03/22 08:00:28] Destruia was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:41:47 from level 63.
[06/03/22 08:24:54] canton7 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:09:55 towards level 63.
[06/03/22 08:55:49] scumola slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! scumola's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/03/22 09:07:54] Theleveler fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:04:47 from level 65.
[06/03/22 09:42:45] golgy ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:40:46 from level 63.
[06/03/22 09:54:02] SirBummelz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SirBummelz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/03/22 10:44:09] Yarosh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:14:42 from level 64.
[06/03/22 10:48:49] Pinkman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:45:19 towards level 60.
[06/03/22 10:53:08] Minus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:30 towards level 40.
[06/03/22 12:03:23] blabber found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:37 towards level 63.
[06/03/22 12:30:08] tswsl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:22:10 towards level 66.
[06/03/22 13:08:00] Geoff spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Geoff's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/03/22 13:57:37] ZOTTA's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ZOTTA's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/03/22 14:24:24] Algernon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:18:27 towards level 63.
[06/03/22 15:21:01] Alys was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:17:32 from level 58.
[06/03/22 15:22:41] Ecko was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:03 towards level 55.
[06/03/22 16:05:42] keepermurph met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:13:22 from level 55.
[06/03/22 16:55:22] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:28:19 towards level 67.
[06/03/22 17:18:51] tomhek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:08 towards level 64.
[06/03/22 17:22:03] LeD was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:35 from level 50.
[06/03/22 17:51:12] _sh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:19:25 towards level 67.
[06/03/22 18:43:13] Paganel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:19:27 from level 65.
[06/03/22 19:01:24] Floyd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:07 towards level 40.
[06/03/22 19:31:44] MadMan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:52:16 towards level 65.
[06/03/22 20:13:45] Floyd ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:45 from level 40.
[06/03/22 20:15:21] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:51 towards level 65.
[06/03/22 20:30:35] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:28:53 towards level 66.
[06/03/22 20:59:56] idleevil was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:10:46 from level 51.
[06/03/22 21:06:33] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:23 towards level 62.
[06/03/22 21:11:16] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:05:27 towards level 63.
[06/03/22 21:42:34] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:04 towards level 56.
[06/03/22 21:54:33] StalkR found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:43 towards level 63.
[06/03/22 22:46:41] KeboDK was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:30:41 towards level 63.
[06/03/22 22:49:21] gradator was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:12:41 from level 66.
[06/03/22 23:17:04] Lenny_ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:47 towards level 59.
[06/03/22 23:24:29] Tangles fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:26 from level 62.
[06/03/22 23:51:00] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:09:48 towards level 64.
[06/03/22 23:56:29] Sleepy_boi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:55 towards level 46.
[06/04/22 00:03:09] Bahhumbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:51:53 towards level 59.
[06/04/22 00:05:39] Disruptor fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:24:54 from level 63.
[06/04/22 00:12:37] eroc1990 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:23 towards level 42.
[06/04/22 00:22:00] Jens was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:27:00 towards level 62.
[06/04/22 00:57:38] Bkid gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:35:29 towards level 60.
[06/04/22 01:06:19] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:21:41 towards level 63.
[06/04/22 01:23:28] tswsl walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:32:17 from level 66.
[06/04/22 01:47:05] dyvonna got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:00 towards level 53.
[06/04/22 01:56:01] dxrt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:58 towards level 55.
[06/04/22 02:00:53] tmberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:36 towards level 63.
[06/04/22 02:08:55] A_Dragon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:18:39 towards level 64.
[06/04/22 02:19:18] KeboDK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:04:58 towards level 63.
[06/04/22 02:22:45] KeboDK found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:47:11 towards level 63.
[06/04/22 02:26:31] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:39:51 towards level 61.
[06/04/22 02:50:36] ChowderKeg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:10 towards level 66.
[06/04/22 03:41:46] Fehu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:09 towards level 57.
[06/04/22 04:34:45] idlegood reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idlegood's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/04/22 04:46:22] Sokar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:00:22 towards level 64.
[06/04/22 04:49:44] The local wizard imbued io's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! io's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/04/22 04:53:50] Minus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:31 towards level 41.
[06/04/22 04:57:57] SCSi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:20 towards level 63.
[06/04/22 05:44:36] Centrixx was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:25:18 towards level 66.
[06/04/22 06:14:45] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:33 towards level 63.
[06/04/22 07:29:15] Lnk's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Lnk's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/04/22 07:38:14] cremefresh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:13:50 towards level 66.
[06/04/22 07:48:49] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:27:36 towards level 64.
[06/04/22 08:06:55] Theleveler slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Theleveler's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/04/22 08:14:44] Disruptor has dealt Wolf a Critical Strike! 4 days, 15:14:52 is added to Wolf's clock.
[06/04/22 08:18:30] RussellB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:47 towards level 65.
[06/04/22 08:43:08] Tenorman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:38:49 towards level 65.
[06/04/22 10:39:14] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:12:43 towards level 66.
[06/04/22 11:16:35] talisein was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:43:31 from level 66.
[06/04/22 11:28:11] A_Dragon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! A_Dragon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/04/22 12:08:04] allo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:52 towards level 66.
[06/04/22 12:48:59] SirBummelz spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! SirBummelz's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/04/22 13:13:31] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:19:21 towards level 60.
[06/04/22 13:17:11] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:51:38 towards level 63.
[06/04/22 14:11:25] Paganel met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:25:59 from level 65.
[06/04/22 14:13:28] Puff was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:26:54 towards level 66.
[06/04/22 14:20:03] Omega was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:31 from level 56.
[06/04/22 14:27:32] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:40 towards level 66.
[06/04/22 14:35:00] SirBummelz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:12:13 towards level 57.
[06/04/22 14:44:52] blabber was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:43:42 towards level 64.
[06/04/22 15:09:32] noex fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:24:18 from level 51.
[06/04/22 15:55:07] Hirion burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Hirion's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/04/22 16:01:35] Algernon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:12:46 towards level 63.
[06/04/22 16:11:13] cremefresh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:07:10 towards level 66.
[06/04/22 16:13:52] Fenrik ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:53:47 from level 64.
[06/04/22 16:43:13] rawgreaze walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:42:34 from level 57.
[06/04/22 17:32:09] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:51 towards level 51.
[06/04/22 18:00:25] Aksej tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:54:13 towards level 62.
[06/04/22 18:15:34] nyuszika7h tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:15:02 towards level 66.
[06/04/22 18:59:34] MrMagoo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:21 towards level 52.
[06/04/22 19:53:32] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:03:12 towards level 66.
[06/04/22 20:07:02] Disruptor tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:08:44 towards level 63.
[06/04/22 20:26:35] jayvee caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:30 towards level 65.
[06/04/22 22:05:15] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:34:51 towards level 66.
[06/04/22 22:36:20] womblecat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:37:55 from level 60.
[06/04/22 22:41:39] enteral ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:27 from level 22.
[06/04/22 22:52:08] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:37 towards level 64.
[06/05/22 00:54:59] Cirdan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:20:59 towards level 67.
[06/05/22 01:33:27] The local wizard imbued gegenschein's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gegenschein's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/22 01:57:25] dxrt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:19 towards level 55.
[06/05/22 01:58:01] Lord255 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:58:56 from level 67.
[06/05/22 02:38:10] gildarts tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:29:48 towards level 64.
[06/05/22 02:54:52] Bkid got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:52:20 towards level 60.
[06/05/22 02:58:08] hugga bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:00:18 towards level 58.
[06/05/22 03:26:10] thornrag found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:01:32 towards level 65.
[06/05/22 03:46:35] Sario was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:23:28 from level 55.
[06/05/22 04:00:36] RussellB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:26 towards level 65.
[06/05/22 04:17:09] V was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:49:16 towards level 66.
[06/05/22 04:29:33] cremefresh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:15:58 towards level 66.
[06/05/22 05:45:16] ephemer0l was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:07:32 from level 55.
[06/05/22 05:55:27] tmberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:59:20 towards level 63.
[06/05/22 07:19:42] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:49:13 towards level 62.
[06/05/22 07:26:52] Tenorman has dealt gradator a Critical Strike! 5 days, 01:42:30 is added to gradator's clock.
[06/05/22 07:36:02] Vigrid ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:30:51 from level 50.
[06/05/22 08:09:02] sc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:42:18 towards level 66.
[06/05/22 08:38:55] Covid-19 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:07:53 towards level 63.
[06/05/22 08:48:11] nyuszika7h found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:55:53 towards level 66.
[06/05/22 09:16:55] idleneutral was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:07:41 from level 51.
[06/05/22 09:36:24] damyan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:48:39 from level 63.
[06/05/22 09:49:02] Pricey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:18:06 towards level 59.
[06/05/22 09:49:35] Kachin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:55:16 towards level 64.
[06/05/22 10:21:39] adamus1red found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:22 towards level 64.
[06/05/22 10:42:06] Algernon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:47:17 from level 63.
[06/05/22 11:18:20] Alarien had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:47:33 towards level 63.
[06/05/22 11:24:45] talisein has dealt crawlingchaos a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:29:51 is added to crawlingchaos's clock.
[06/05/22 12:13:21] Yuhno got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:17:20 towards level 66.
[06/05/22 12:20:04] GilbertErik has dealt sheu a Critical Strike! 3 days, 07:11:42 is added to sheu's clock.
[06/05/22 12:53:23] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:42:21 towards level 64.
[06/05/22 13:02:40] tomhek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:48 towards level 64.
[06/05/22 13:17:13] sky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:39:21 towards level 63.
[06/05/22 13:26:23] opcode met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:50:17 from level 52.
[06/05/22 14:01:34] Nuae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:00:56 from level 58.
[06/05/22 14:15:57] enteral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:09 towards level 25.
[06/05/22 15:32:26] Alarien bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:29:17 towards level 63.
[06/05/22 15:51:33] zcy reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zcy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/22 16:13:28] Svetland slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Svetland's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/05/22 16:31:56] Paganel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:32 towards level 65.
[06/05/22 16:47:59] style walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:30:21 from level 63.
[06/05/22 17:07:08] talisein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:03 towards level 66.
[06/05/22 17:14:34] Aelane found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:35:39 towards level 56.
[06/05/22 18:45:17] Lord255 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:49:10 towards level 67.
[06/05/22 18:57:19] freeboson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:00:41 towards level 64.
[06/05/22 20:53:58] Omega was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:13 from level 56.
[06/05/22 20:56:46] Geoff hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:47:51 towards level 59.
[06/05/22 21:09:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kptr's tunic! kptr's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/22 21:42:16] zifnab06's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zifnab06's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/22 21:43:10] Thorael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:17:03 towards level 66.
[06/05/22 22:34:45] TauPan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! TauPan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/05/22 23:58:17] crank was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:37 towards level 65.
[06/06/22 00:10:07] Nuae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:33:04 towards level 58.
[06/06/22 00:15:24] _sh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:34:51 from level 67.
[06/06/22 01:25:11] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:47:15 towards level 63.
[06/06/22 01:28:18] brycec was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:47:05 from level 61.
[06/06/22 01:52:08] Ecko was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:37:47 from level 55.
[06/06/22 02:48:26] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:33:06 towards level 63.
[06/06/22 03:15:10] signofzeta slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! signofzeta's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/06/22 03:31:22] keepermurph caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:20:51 towards level 55.
[06/06/22 04:01:25] signofzeta was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:37:31 from level 60.
[06/06/22 04:25:46] SirBummelz ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:00:34 from level 57.
[06/06/22 04:41:26] style was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:10 towards level 63.
[06/06/22 05:02:10] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:22 towards level 65.
[06/06/22 07:01:19] csc2ya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:59:03 towards level 58.
[06/06/22 07:50:12] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:07 towards level 64.
[06/06/22 07:59:22] sky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:28:08 towards level 63.
[06/06/22 08:00:52] nyuszika7h got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:00:39 towards level 66.
[06/06/22 08:01:25] Omega was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:04:10 towards level 57.
[06/06/22 08:18:04] sky spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sky's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/06/22 10:51:45] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:31:25 towards level 64.
[06/06/22 10:59:34] Melon slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Melon's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/06/22 11:24:37] yano bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:32 towards level 63.
[06/06/22 12:26:21] noex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:45 towards level 52.
[06/06/22 13:00:54] TheGreatest gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:13 towards level 50.
[06/06/22 13:11:32] Destruia spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Destruia's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/06/22 13:19:10] TheGreatest found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:51 towards level 50.
[06/06/22 13:21:19] Alarien discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:28:15 towards level 63.
[06/06/22 13:25:39] adamus1red tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:04:20 towards level 65.
[06/06/22 14:00:25] golgy found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:39:29 towards level 63.
[06/06/22 14:52:05] Chuck ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:11:07 from level 62.
[06/06/22 14:53:08] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:36:01 towards level 64.
[06/06/22 15:42:27] Tangles found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:20:11 towards level 63.
[06/06/22 16:27:36] TimWolla ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:51:16 from level 67.
[06/06/22 16:37:17] style tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:41 towards level 63.
[06/06/22 17:17:28] Drin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Drin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/22 17:27:51] gradator found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:39:48 towards level 66.
[06/06/22 18:01:24] buzel fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:01 from level 66.
[06/06/22 18:53:31] jjasghar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:11 towards level 60.
[06/06/22 19:29:49] Lenny_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:57 towards level 59.
[06/06/22 19:58:52] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:51 towards level 52.
[06/06/22 20:16:04] The local wizard imbued opcode's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! opcode's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/22 20:26:03] Lnk has dealt Theleveler a Critical Strike! 10 days, 12:21:40 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[06/06/22 20:52:14] TauPan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:30 towards level 60.
[06/06/22 21:10:05] hugga ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:17:09 from level 58.
[06/06/22 22:05:26] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:34 towards level 65.
[06/06/22 22:10:30] Paganel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:55 towards level 65.
[06/06/22 23:06:22] xbill gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:50:44 towards level 68.
[06/06/22 23:11:14] Bkid tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:36 towards level 60.
[06/06/22 23:48:33] DrinkyBird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:02 towards level 64.
[06/07/22 00:01:24] ToHellWithGA has dealt kptr a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:39:37 is added to kptr's clock.
[06/07/22 00:20:58] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:11 towards level 64.
[06/07/22 00:33:25] Minus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:11 towards level 42.
[06/07/22 00:45:37] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:31:01 towards level 59.
[06/07/22 00:49:34] JigmeDatse met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:21:29 from level 62.
[06/07/22 00:53:44] Svetland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:07:43 towards level 66.
[06/07/22 00:57:59] kinus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:59:11 towards level 59.
[06/07/22 02:00:08] StalkR found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:17 towards level 63.
[06/07/22 02:15:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dyvonna's tunic! dyvonna's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/22 02:33:59] CompanionCube caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:51 towards level 66.
[06/07/22 02:45:37] idlegood discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:54 towards level 52.
[06/07/22 03:13:09] hugga's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hugga's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/22 03:18:04] jayvee was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:46:12 towards level 66.
[06/07/22 03:37:47] elf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! elf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/22 05:11:38] Covid-19 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:15:13 towards level 63.
[06/07/22 05:23:59] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:00:02 towards level 68.
[06/07/22 05:56:38] Tenorman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:19:08 towards level 65.
[06/07/22 06:26:38] vegadark found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:40:27 towards level 67.
[06/07/22 07:09:48] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:38 towards level 39.
[06/07/22 07:15:01] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:48:37 towards level 62.
[06/07/22 07:17:32] allo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:23 towards level 66.
[06/07/22 07:29:58] damyan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! damyan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/22 08:59:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Bahhumbug's tunic! Bahhumbug's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/22 09:49:33] ToHellWithGA's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ToHellWithGA's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/22 10:33:56] JigmeDatse hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:33:41 towards level 62.
[06/07/22 10:35:27] Minus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Minus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/22 10:50:03] Bkid hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:59:31 towards level 60.
[06/07/22 11:40:32] nyuszika7h found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:50:26 towards level 66.
[06/07/22 12:09:17] allo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:44 towards level 66.
[06/07/22 12:52:17] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:13 towards level 65.
[06/07/22 13:19:35] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:04:54 towards level 67.
[06/07/22 13:19:50] RussellB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:47:14 towards level 65.
[06/07/22 15:17:31] Tenedos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:14 towards level 61.
[06/07/22 15:45:49] jjasghar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:29 towards level 60.
[06/07/22 16:44:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ecko's tunic! Ecko's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/22 16:52:37] MELOONi was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:34:29 from level 64.
[06/07/22 17:31:44] Sleepy_boi was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:17 from level 46.
[06/07/22 17:44:31] Ralle was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:54:09 from level 56.
[06/07/22 19:32:00] hdm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:52 towards level 69.
[06/07/22 21:04:13] kinus was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:04:46 from level 59.
[06/07/22 21:22:47] Fehu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:05:34 towards level 57.
[06/07/22 21:27:11] _sh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:55:54 from level 67.
[06/07/22 22:18:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hugga's tunic! hugga's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/22 22:25:27] Aelane ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:00 from level 56.
[06/07/22 22:43:42] TimeWarp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:33 towards level 40.
[06/07/22 22:44:54] ion's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ion's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/22 22:55:14] gegenschein was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:44 towards level 61.
[06/07/22 23:06:43] pfoley's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pfoley's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/22 23:07:04] Geoff was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:43:40 towards level 59.
[06/07/22 23:30:12] Tangles found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:18:54 towards level 63.
[06/08/22 00:00:33] buyoq walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:02:39 from level 63.
[06/08/22 00:05:37] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:30 towards level 63.
[06/08/22 00:48:21] Nechayev had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:30:56 towards level 61.
[06/08/22 01:26:31] jjasghar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:40 towards level 60.
[06/08/22 01:39:15] CrashOverride was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:36:09 towards level 67.
[06/08/22 02:03:11] Togra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:26:17 towards level 64.
[06/08/22 02:08:03] signofzeta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:34:29 towards level 60.
[06/08/22 02:13:31] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 17:15:37 towards level 64.
[06/08/22 03:13:18] Xenthys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:45 towards level 57.
[06/08/22 04:27:49] Crazycatlady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:49:16 towards level 64.
[06/08/22 04:39:00] Algernon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:49:42 towards level 63.
[06/08/22 04:46:28] eising bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:54:38 towards level 66.
[06/08/22 04:57:48] ToHellWithGA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:34 towards level 66.
[06/08/22 06:57:12] bg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:56:30 towards level 66.
[06/08/22 07:45:29] style has dealt ZOTTA a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:27:25 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[06/08/22 08:18:49] ephemer0l's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ephemer0l's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/22 08:23:05] eising was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:11:57 towards level 66.
[06/08/22 08:30:09] vegadark found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:58:45 towards level 67.
[06/08/22 08:40:47] Wam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:54 towards level 58.
[06/08/22 09:32:32] sheu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:50:18 towards level 67.
[06/08/22 09:52:15] Floyd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:26 towards level 42.
[06/08/22 11:18:23] Ecko was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:30 towards level 55.
[06/08/22 11:43:26] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:51:44 towards level 65.
[06/08/22 12:03:53] style found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:25:52 towards level 64.
[06/08/22 12:42:10] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:53:18 towards level 64.
[06/08/22 13:24:06] Nuae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:54:03 from level 58.
[06/08/22 14:04:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pyre's tunic! pyre's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/22 14:19:46] sky walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:11:53 from level 63.
[06/08/22 14:37:50] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:07 towards level 65.
[06/08/22 14:49:01] Sokar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:40:42 towards level 64.
[06/08/22 15:09:05] AlexS fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:31:13 from level 62.
[06/08/22 15:34:51] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:36:10 towards level 61.
[06/08/22 16:05:55] io has dealt kzootech a Critical Strike! 3 days, 03:36:13 is added to kzootech's clock.
[06/08/22 16:08:14] Nuae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:21:04 towards level 58.
[06/08/22 16:31:34] KeboDK's charm ate a bolt of lightning! KeboDK's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/22 16:32:31] xbill had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:41:05 towards level 68.
[06/08/22 16:59:21] pasquale ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:36 from level 51.
[06/08/22 17:01:43] misha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:46 towards level 65.
[06/08/22 17:14:48] io discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:30 towards level 67.
[06/08/22 17:29:42] sky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:38:23 towards level 63.
[06/08/22 18:01:57] noex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:47:50 towards level 52.
[06/08/22 18:03:45] io was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:15:29 from level 67.
[06/08/22 18:10:01] Lord255 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:47:07 towards level 67.
[06/08/22 20:00:37] Xenthys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:43 towards level 57.
[06/08/22 20:19:02] Pinkman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:37:17 towards level 60.
[06/08/22 20:21:02] Alys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:09 towards level 58.
[06/08/22 20:39:56] Acolarh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:19:06 towards level 65.
[06/08/22 22:08:18] Floyd ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:50:05 from level 42.
[06/08/22 22:52:40] Ferris found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:40 towards level 53.
[06/09/22 00:17:52] Destruia was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:31 from level 63.
[06/09/22 01:36:12] anarcat has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:32:07 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/09/22 01:56:04] Xenthys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:40 towards level 57.
[06/09/22 01:59:25] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on y's tunic! y's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/22 02:06:15] sc has dealt bookworm a Critical Strike! 11 days, 09:57:52 is added to bookworm's clock.
[06/09/22 02:12:40] VonToutCourt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:13:23 towards level 64.
[06/09/22 02:30:40] damyan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:34:31 from level 63.
[06/09/22 02:38:15] Drin was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:17:24 from level 62.
[06/09/22 03:54:10] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:40 towards level 60.
[06/09/22 04:11:05] hax404 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:27:53 towards level 65.
[06/09/22 05:11:04] Alarien hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:35:22 towards level 63.
[06/09/22 05:59:44] bsleep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:54:10 towards level 63.
[06/09/22 06:01:26] Nuae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:08:54 from level 58.
[06/09/22 07:32:56] Hirion ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:58:00 from level 65.
[06/09/22 07:44:46] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:18 towards level 47.
[06/09/22 07:49:23] CodeGeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:48:49 towards level 64.
[06/09/22 08:13:47] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:48:19 towards level 66.
[06/09/22 08:19:57] VonToutCourt was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:58:23 from level 64.
[06/09/22 09:06:21] GyrosGeier discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:03 towards level 64.
[06/09/22 09:30:47] "\@_ was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:33:24 from level 64.
[06/09/22 09:41:25] Notir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:20 towards level 58.
[06/09/22 10:00:20] Misza has dealt idlegood a Critical Strike! 4 days, 00:13:49 is added to idlegood's clock.
[06/09/22 10:24:45] Ralle hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:07 towards level 56.
[06/09/22 14:02:31] sam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:14:27 from level 60.
[06/09/22 14:06:53] CompanionCube bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:36 towards level 66.
[06/09/22 14:20:01] sc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:03 towards level 66.
[06/09/22 14:47:01] womblecat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:19:47 from level 60.
[06/09/22 14:47:04] talisein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:46 towards level 66.
[06/09/22 16:33:36] The local wizard imbued pants's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pants's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/22 16:42:49] scumola was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:03:41 towards level 61.
[06/09/22 17:28:01] Ecko was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:44 towards level 55.
[06/09/22 17:33:47] Pinkman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:56:19 towards level 60.
[06/09/22 17:37:23] hugga hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:05:44 towards level 58.
[06/09/22 17:38:20] JigmeDatse found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:49:31 towards level 62.
[06/09/22 17:39:21] TimWolla was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:23:32 from level 67.
[06/09/22 17:43:46] pyre has dealt Ralle a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:44:19 is added to Ralle's clock.
[06/09/22 18:48:07] Malvolio got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:59:04 from level 51.
[06/09/22 19:10:26] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:46 towards level 65.
[06/09/22 19:17:36] Makhno walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:37:00 from level 58.
[06/09/22 19:20:09] starlink discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:08 towards level 64.
[06/09/22 19:43:29] blackroot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:47:27 towards level 63.
[06/09/22 20:42:10] jaxson got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:41:51 from level 64.
[06/09/22 21:23:30] golgy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:09 towards level 63.
[06/09/22 21:55:27] Feltharell gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:39:57 towards level 59.
[06/09/22 22:31:23] Togra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:05:59 towards level 64.
[06/09/22 22:35:39] noex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:35 towards level 52.
[06/09/22 22:36:27] Arch had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:23:52 towards level 61.
[06/10/22 00:21:31] Aelane bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:55:57 towards level 57.
[06/10/22 01:06:03] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:35 towards level 67.
[06/10/22 02:08:42] Gorek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Gorek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/10/22 02:34:32] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:31:07 towards level 67.
[06/10/22 02:56:57] cornfeedhobo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:55:00 from level 59.
[06/10/22 03:20:32] blabber ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:31:00 from level 64.
[06/10/22 03:36:17] xbill ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:28:16 from level 68.
[06/10/22 03:40:39] Ungoliant's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Ungoliant's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/22 04:14:11] idleneutral was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:01:18 towards level 51.
[06/10/22 04:31:33] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:56 towards level 66.
[06/10/22 04:43:41] Chuck discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:41 towards level 62.
[06/10/22 04:56:31] Techman ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:32:56 from level 67.
[06/10/22 05:38:43] aqsd has dealt Disruptor a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:08:56 is added to Disruptor's clock.
[06/10/22 05:39:47] gildarts was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:10:57 from level 64.
[06/10/22 06:53:03] zcy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:19:48 towards level 50.
[06/10/22 07:04:33] herald was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:20 towards level 56.
[06/10/22 07:38:45] Lord255 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:18:03 towards level 67.
[06/10/22 08:25:14] yano got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:05 from level 63.
[06/10/22 08:33:39] cremefresh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:00:13 towards level 66.
[06/10/22 08:42:13] signofzeta was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:48:30 from level 60.
[06/10/22 09:49:56] buyoq was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:59:14 from level 63.
[06/10/22 09:57:33] Theleveler discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:53:18 towards level 65.
[06/10/22 09:57:36] Aksej was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:21:50 towards level 62.
[06/10/22 10:04:46] Sokar burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sokar's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/10/22 10:15:19] Lnk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:44:49 towards level 68.
[06/10/22 10:44:45] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:18:32 towards level 64.
[06/10/22 11:37:23] ZOTTA's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ZOTTA's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/22 13:35:16] Sokar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:22:50 towards level 64.
[06/10/22 13:47:40] aqsd has dealt hdm a Critical Strike! 9 days, 15:18:35 is added to hdm's clock.
[06/10/22 14:09:51] allo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:18 towards level 66.
[06/10/22 14:45:46] jayvee was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:45:23 from level 66.
[06/10/22 14:47:52] misha has dealt zifnab06 a Critical Strike! 5 days, 04:19:50 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[06/10/22 15:01:31] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:09:45 towards level 63.
[06/10/22 15:42:12] Hirion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:27:22 towards level 65.
[06/10/22 16:14:51] buyoq's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! buyoq's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/10/22 16:21:59] cornfeedhobo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:43:44 towards level 59.
[06/10/22 16:22:05] Covid-19's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Covid-19's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/22 16:24:06] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:09 towards level 51.
[06/10/22 16:49:22] V was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:25:17 from level 66.
[06/10/22 17:09:27] jayvee hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:11:38 towards level 66.
[06/10/22 17:53:17] sc slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sc's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/10/22 18:11:57] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:24:21 towards level 64.
[06/10/22 18:42:21] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:49:24 towards level 65.
[06/10/22 19:14:06] hugga found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:45:29 towards level 58.
[06/10/22 19:35:07] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:57:07 towards level 61.
[06/10/22 19:46:21] ahmubashshir's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ahmubashshir's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/10/22 20:01:24] anarcat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:29:06 towards level 68.
[06/10/22 21:05:00] cornfeedhobo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:00:59 towards level 59.
[06/10/22 21:09:19] Cah was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:02 towards level 41.
[06/10/22 21:17:05] iiriix was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:53:15 towards level 65.
[06/10/22 21:53:19] Theleveler gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:39:33 towards level 65.
[06/10/22 22:12:35] Psilocybe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Psilocybe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/22 22:49:42] idleevil found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:15 towards level 52.
[06/10/22 23:29:14] JigmeDatse bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:15:44 towards level 62.
[06/10/22 23:31:38] ChowderKeg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:56 towards level 66.
[06/10/22 23:35:15] MELOONi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:07 towards level 64.
[06/10/22 23:47:38] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:25:41 towards level 57.
[06/10/22 23:49:39] DrinkyBird has dealt sparogy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:06:26 is added to sparogy's clock.
[06/11/22 00:25:00] Tenorman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:55:06 towards level 65.
[06/11/22 00:42:09] iiriix got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:20 towards level 65.
[06/11/22 01:46:25] Fehu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:45:16 towards level 57.
[06/11/22 02:31:09] Notir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:51 towards level 58.
[06/11/22 02:42:08] blackroot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:01 towards level 63.
[06/11/22 02:50:12] pfoley has dealt Sleepy_boi a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:47:39 is added to Sleepy_boi's clock.
[06/11/22 03:37:09] Hirion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:42:23 towards level 65.
[06/11/22 03:53:28] Cirdan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:16:45 towards level 67.
[06/11/22 04:48:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kritzefitz's tunic! Kritzefitz's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/22 06:11:14] womblecat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:06:55 towards level 60.
[06/11/22 06:11:47] Aelane found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:16:37 towards level 57.
[06/11/22 07:40:55] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:29 towards level 67.
[06/11/22 07:43:07] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:26:29 towards level 66.
[06/11/22 07:52:09] Affliction walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:19:50 from level 65.
[06/11/22 08:27:38] idlegood slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! idlegood's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/11/22 08:44:39] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:12:42 towards level 67.
[06/11/22 09:07:40] The local wizard imbued Paganel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Paganel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/22 09:18:31] soltys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:51:54 towards level 65.
[06/11/22 12:08:02] brycec had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:38 towards level 61.
[06/11/22 13:11:10] hax404 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:15:36 towards level 65.
[06/11/22 13:57:10] Omega was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:49:04 towards level 57.
[06/11/22 14:18:33] aqsd found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:58 towards level 63.
[06/11/22 15:12:14] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:43:42 towards level 65.
[06/11/22 16:23:19] jjasghar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:57:02 towards level 61.
[06/11/22 16:45:31] Reilly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:28:38 towards level 59.
[06/11/22 17:03:58] BastelBot spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! BastelBot's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/11/22 17:05:38] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:28:53 towards level 66.
[06/11/22 18:02:58] Minus has dealt postikana a Critical Strike! 3 days, 05:55:51 is added to postikana's clock.
[06/11/22 18:48:41] Covid-19 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:24:46 towards level 63.
[06/11/22 21:01:31] Sombra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:25 towards level 66.
[06/11/22 21:07:53] Cah was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:16 from level 41.
[06/11/22 21:15:43] Cirdan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:03:13 from level 67.
[06/11/22 21:23:50] Lenny_'s shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Lenny_'s shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/11/22 22:06:26] Ralle was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:04 towards level 56.
[06/11/22 22:34:56] idlegood has dealt allo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:47:58 is added to allo's clock.
[06/11/22 22:43:40] yNos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:30 towards level 59.
[06/11/22 22:51:54] kenyon ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:32:21 from level 64.
[06/11/22 23:02:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on HeavyPodda's tunic! HeavyPodda's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/22 23:07:38] CompanionCube met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:00:14 from level 67.
[06/11/22 23:14:34] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:17 towards level 63.
[06/11/22 23:14:46] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:44:37 towards level 65.
[06/11/22 23:32:55] cornfeedhobo's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cornfeedhobo's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/22 23:41:42] pfoley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:59:01 towards level 63.
[06/11/22 23:49:13] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:39 towards level 62.
[06/12/22 00:12:00] signofzeta hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:03:28 towards level 60.
[06/12/22 00:35:58] ephemer0l caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:41 towards level 55.
[06/12/22 00:38:26] Ungoliant got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:24:56 towards level 60.
[06/12/22 01:01:13] yano fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:18:38 from level 64.
[06/12/22 01:08:14] hugga was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:23 towards level 58.
[06/12/22 01:30:49] anarcat has dealt achin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:48:18 is added to achin's clock.
[06/12/22 02:52:02] Crazycatlady got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:09:34 towards level 64.
[06/12/22 02:52:17] tmberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:12 towards level 63.
[06/12/22 03:17:25] Feltharell discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:22:01 towards level 59.
[06/12/22 03:29:22] Centrixx gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:16 towards level 66.
[06/12/22 05:29:21] kinus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:26:13 towards level 59.
[06/12/22 06:49:19] pasquale bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:19:29 towards level 52.
[06/12/22 06:55:53] DrinkyBird has dealt Gorek a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:54:45 is added to Gorek's clock.
[06/12/22 07:25:54] Ungoliant found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:07:52 towards level 60.
[06/12/22 07:55:48] ahmubashshir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:02 towards level 51.
[06/12/22 09:15:17] d4n13L ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:36:47 from level 64.
[06/12/22 09:57:31] Fehu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:12:38 towards level 57.
[06/12/22 09:58:10] AlexS hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:13:15 towards level 63.
[06/12/22 09:58:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Geoff's tunic! Geoff's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/22 10:09:55] bsleep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:55:00 towards level 63.
[06/12/22 10:49:21] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:44 towards level 67.
[06/12/22 11:08:22] starlink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:24:58 towards level 64.
[06/12/22 11:16:44] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:57 towards level 61.
[06/12/22 11:16:53] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:03:33 towards level 60.
[06/12/22 11:33:09] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:35 towards level 66.
[06/12/22 11:49:54] Gorek has dealt Thorael a Critical Strike! 2 days, 22:48:53 is added to Thorael's clock.
[06/12/22 12:47:23] Drin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:48:31 from level 62.
[06/12/22 12:53:51] sky's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sky's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/22 14:22:23] iiriix bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:07 towards level 65.
[06/12/22 14:37:28] signofzeta ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:20:05 from level 60.
[06/12/22 15:45:52] talisein was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:15 from level 66.
[06/12/22 16:00:34] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:44 towards level 63.
[06/12/22 16:10:27] Nechayev burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Nechayev's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/22 16:21:35] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:59 towards level 64.
[06/12/22 16:44:54] Disruptor tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:30:20 towards level 63.
[06/12/22 18:05:59] EddieT137 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:08:03 from level 58.
[06/12/22 18:06:23] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:29:23 towards level 64.
[06/12/22 18:06:38] Jens was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:44 from level 62.
[06/12/22 18:20:53] GyrosGeier was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:41 towards level 64.
[06/12/22 18:37:32] tswsl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tswsl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/22 19:43:00] Misza found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:22:41 towards level 62.
[06/12/22 20:03:55] Feltharell ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:36:08 from level 59.
[06/12/22 20:29:49] t3chn0 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:59:27 from level 64.
[06/12/22 21:29:03] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:37 towards level 62.
[06/12/22 21:35:25] allo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:14:12 from level 67.
[06/12/22 21:51:58] Techman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:01:32 towards level 67.
[06/12/22 22:02:43] yNos got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:40 from level 59.
[06/12/22 22:17:25] Ferris fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:48 from level 53.
[06/12/22 22:25:30] blackroot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:50 towards level 63.
[06/12/22 23:00:28] BastelBot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:26:37 towards level 65.
[06/12/22 23:57:21] talisein burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! talisein's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/22 01:05:56] Kurenai was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:52:29 towards level 52.
[06/13/22 01:08:41] ion got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:15:02 from level 68.
[06/13/22 01:28:15] sc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:50 towards level 66.
[06/13/22 02:26:08] Hex ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:57:09 from level 54.
[06/13/22 02:29:36] signofzeta hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:27:10 towards level 60.
[06/13/22 03:40:30] Togra's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Togra's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/22 03:45:22] feuerrot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:15 from level 31.
[06/13/22 04:38:51] Pinkman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:57 towards level 60.
[06/13/22 06:46:22] bananaboat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:38:55 from level 64.
[06/13/22 07:25:12] buyoq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buyoq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/22 07:37:47] SirBummelz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:32 towards level 57.
[06/13/22 07:40:44] TauPan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:57:07 towards level 60.
[06/13/22 08:15:28] zcy was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:49 from level 50.
[06/13/22 08:48:37] ephemer0l was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:01:04 from level 55.
[06/13/22 08:48:52] allo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:01:08 towards level 67.
[06/13/22 09:15:52] starlink was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:48:21 from level 64.
[06/13/22 09:21:17] _sh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:04:40 towards level 67.
[06/13/22 09:21:56] ephemer0l found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:56 towards level 55.
[06/13/22 10:08:07] idleevil walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:19:05 from level 52.
[06/13/22 10:23:04] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:28 towards level 44.
[06/13/22 10:30:41] Yuhno got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:53 towards level 66.
[06/13/22 10:36:22] Tenedos fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:49:30 from level 61.
[06/13/22 10:37:52] Crazycatlady found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:54 towards level 64.
[06/13/22 10:55:35] Russell was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:17:53 from level 62.
[06/13/22 11:44:25] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:01:01 towards level 67.
[06/13/22 12:06:20] VonToutCourt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:01:50 towards level 64.
[06/13/22 12:06:38] apb ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:46:32 from level 66.
[06/13/22 12:39:08] MadMan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:46 towards level 65.
[06/13/22 13:01:58] Beefcan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:50:02 towards level 55.
[06/13/22 13:15:46] t3chn0 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:35:45 from level 64.
[06/13/22 13:27:54] apb was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:47:37 from level 66.
[06/13/22 14:16:59] Hirion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:00:41 towards level 65.
[06/13/22 15:45:57] Theleveler tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:43 towards level 65.
[06/13/22 15:48:22] StalkR spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! StalkR's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/22 16:26:47] Minus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:51 towards level 44.
[06/13/22 16:51:12] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:15:43 towards level 65.
[06/13/22 17:01:35] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:57:12 towards level 65.
[06/13/22 18:08:39] Yuhno was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:20:39 from level 66.
[06/13/22 18:44:07] blackroot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:44 towards level 63.
[06/13/22 18:53:54] el was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:42:13 towards level 65.
[06/13/22 18:59:37] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:21:17 towards level 63.
[06/13/22 19:01:14] kinus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:04:24 towards level 59.
[06/13/22 19:13:43] Sokar's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sokar's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/22 20:45:36] Ecko's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Ecko's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/22 21:35:38] signofzeta found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:35:40 towards level 60.
[06/13/22 22:25:51] canton7 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:16:42 from level 63.
[06/13/22 22:43:34] Cah found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:02 towards level 42.
[06/13/22 22:44:22] style fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:58:42 from level 64.
[06/13/22 23:15:31] freeboson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:47 towards level 64.
[06/14/22 00:30:49] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:54:17 towards level 67.
[06/14/22 00:39:26] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:12:52 towards level 65.
[06/14/22 01:05:58] buyoq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:53:31 towards level 63.
[06/14/22 01:30:32] munkis was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:57:33 towards level 61.
[06/14/22 01:33:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on elf's tunic! elf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/22 02:04:54] jacob1's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jacob1's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/22 03:51:41] buyoq's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! buyoq's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/22 04:23:47] d4n13L was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:12:20 towards level 64.
[06/14/22 04:57:15] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:33:46 towards level 66.
[06/14/22 05:14:28] Minus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:35 towards level 44.
[06/14/22 05:18:01] vectr0n caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:19:33 towards level 60.
[06/14/22 05:44:54] "\@_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:44:34 towards level 64.
[06/14/22 06:05:31] hugga has dealt soltys a Critical Strike! 5 days, 17:13:59 is added to soltys's clock.
[06/14/22 06:08:10] Covid-19 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:02:40 towards level 63.
[06/14/22 06:19:30] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:59 towards level 54.
[06/14/22 06:52:42] hdm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:12:47 towards level 70.
[06/14/22 07:11:06] Hirion met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:39:54 from level 65.
[06/14/22 07:31:31] caeli was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:29:59 from level 65.
[06/14/22 07:39:23] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:32:17 towards level 65.
[06/14/22 08:44:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on el's tunic! el's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/22 09:32:37] kzootech was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:55:36 towards level 54.
[06/14/22 09:46:54] LeD found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:24 towards level 51.
[06/14/22 09:47:48] Feltharell found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:44 towards level 59.
[06/14/22 09:49:18] iiriix was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:03 towards level 65.
[06/14/22 10:17:39] Pinkman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:02 towards level 60.
[06/14/22 11:20:45] Melon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:59 towards level 55.
[06/14/22 11:26:06] CornFly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CornFly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/22 11:37:05] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:01:36 towards level 62.
[06/14/22 13:00:25] Fehu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:18 towards level 57.
[06/14/22 13:30:58] d4n13L found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:01:01 towards level 64.
[06/14/22 15:16:46] KindOne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:29 towards level 61.
[06/14/22 15:41:01] JigmeDatse spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! JigmeDatse's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/14/22 16:45:11] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:53:48 towards level 65.
[06/14/22 17:43:54] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:15:57 towards level 64.
[06/14/22 17:59:42] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:14 towards level 59.
[06/14/22 18:37:42] noex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:14 towards level 52.
[06/14/22 18:39:46] enteral was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:41:36 from level 36.
[06/14/22 19:47:05] drahthaar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! drahthaar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/22 20:14:54] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:37 towards level 63.
[06/14/22 20:31:00] caeli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:29 towards level 65.
[06/14/22 20:37:16] Melon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:22 from level 55.
[06/14/22 21:06:02] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:03 from level 64.
[06/14/22 21:30:27] thornrag hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:51:14 towards level 65.
[06/14/22 21:44:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on KeboDK's tunic! KeboDK's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/22 23:01:23] Hirion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:49:40 towards level 65.
[06/14/22 23:08:54] Tenorman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:26:29 towards level 65.
[06/15/22 00:22:40] SirBummelz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:44 towards level 57.
[06/15/22 00:50:59] Notir got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:51:40 from level 58.
[06/15/22 01:03:16] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:44:41 towards level 67.
[06/15/22 01:10:50] The local wizard imbued jaxson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jaxson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/22 01:17:48] Beefcan's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Beefcan's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/22 01:20:46] pfoley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:31:08 towards level 63.
[06/15/22 02:02:43] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:02 towards level 60.
[06/15/22 02:28:57] Pricey spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Pricey's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/22 02:50:40] Silvanus_Betrium slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Silvanus_Betrium's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/22 03:13:59] csc2ya was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:45:40 from level 58.
[06/15/22 05:08:31] Wolf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:21:45 towards level 65.
[06/15/22 05:10:29] noex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:17 towards level 52.
[06/15/22 05:48:28] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:08:19 towards level 62.
[06/15/22 06:20:18] SirBummelz has dealt Pricey a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:16:38 is added to Pricey's clock.
[06/15/22 06:20:39] Crazycatlady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:42:57 towards level 64.
[06/15/22 06:25:13] Theleveler burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Theleveler's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/22 06:30:31] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:36 towards level 59.
[06/15/22 07:27:58] ToHellWithGA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:05:01 towards level 67.
[06/15/22 09:04:43] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 17:26:33 towards level 64.
[06/15/22 09:22:16] Russell got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:25:43 from level 62.
[06/15/22 09:37:52] The local wizard imbued CompanionCube's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CompanionCube's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/22 09:42:13] gradator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:57:47 towards level 66.
[06/15/22 10:15:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Hirion's tunic! Hirion's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/22 10:59:24] yNos was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:19:08 from level 60.
[06/15/22 11:01:36] starlink tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:43 towards level 64.
[06/15/22 11:27:48] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:30:20 towards level 65.
[06/15/22 12:35:46] caeli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:25 towards level 65.
[06/15/22 12:37:49] damyan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:56:28 towards level 63.
[06/15/22 12:42:23] feuerrot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:50 towards level 34.
[06/15/22 13:20:58] mrmonday burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! mrmonday's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/22 13:40:11] Arch's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Arch's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/22 15:11:09] HeavyPodda bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:01 towards level 63.
[06/15/22 15:50:04] Cah hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:18 towards level 43.
[06/15/22 16:00:36] Khorne was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:30:52 from level 67.
[06/15/22 17:13:03] Disruptor caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:12:26 towards level 63.
[06/15/22 17:20:46] Pricey's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Pricey's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/22 17:38:04] elf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:28:37 from level 67.
[06/15/22 18:11:39] Cah caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:16 towards level 43.
[06/15/22 18:15:16] nya ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:08:07 from level 64.
[06/15/22 18:16:34] vectr0n reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! vectr0n's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/22 20:10:07] kptr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:14:21 towards level 67.
[06/15/22 20:43:26] CrashOverride was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:17 towards level 67.
[06/15/22 21:06:54] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:20 towards level 54.
[06/15/22 22:26:52] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:18:43 towards level 66.
[06/15/22 22:58:46] hdm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:18:25 towards level 70.
[06/16/22 00:34:22] Lnk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:27 towards level 68.
[06/16/22 01:20:14] Nechayev had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:41 towards level 61.
[06/16/22 01:56:09] Theleveler bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:06 towards level 65.
[06/16/22 02:05:02] TauPan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:40 towards level 60.
[06/16/22 02:10:11] "\@_ spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! "\@_'s tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/16/22 02:10:27] Silvanus_Betrium was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:22:36 towards level 63.
[06/16/22 02:21:25] Cirdan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:25:12 towards level 67.
[06/16/22 02:27:14] CompanionCube had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:45:37 towards level 67.
[06/16/22 04:24:13] Vigrid caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:48 towards level 51.
[06/16/22 05:36:13] Tenedos met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:39:27 from level 61.
[06/16/22 05:38:16] kptr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:05:49 towards level 67.
[06/16/22 05:40:53] Lord255's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Lord255's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/16/22 06:06:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Omega's tunic! Omega's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/22 06:42:16] KeboDK was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:57 towards level 63.
[06/16/22 07:40:21] tmberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:04 towards level 63.
[06/16/22 07:57:00] KindOne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:49 towards level 61.
[06/16/22 07:57:21] VonToutCourt has dealt Kurenai a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:32:50 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[06/16/22 08:20:34] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:13 towards level 65.
[06/16/22 08:32:30] drahthaar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:05 towards level 67.
[06/16/22 08:44:42] Tenorman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:25 towards level 65.
[06/16/22 09:15:23] Paganel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Paganel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/22 09:22:06] Abe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:35 towards level 60.
[06/16/22 09:44:02] Ecko ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:57:50 from level 55.
[06/16/22 10:21:22] The local wizard imbued Tenedos's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tenedos's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/22 11:19:51] enteral was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:33 from level 37.
[06/16/22 13:52:23] slim got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:46:06 from level 48.
[06/16/22 15:09:47] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:13:32 towards level 66.
[06/16/22 15:28:14] bg's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bg's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/22 16:38:29] VonToutCourt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:23 towards level 64.
[06/16/22 16:55:48] JigmeDatse found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:09 towards level 62.
[06/16/22 17:13:55] Tangles was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:46:15 towards level 63.
[06/16/22 17:13:58] Theleveler reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Theleveler's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/22 17:24:54] MetaNova walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:59:58 from level 66.
[06/16/22 17:34:59] pasquale had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:28 towards level 52.
[06/16/22 17:51:35] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:37 towards level 59.
[06/16/22 18:02:49] d4n13L caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:31 towards level 64.
[06/16/22 18:46:52] jayvee was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:58:11 towards level 66.
[06/16/22 19:30:21] Notir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:21 towards level 58.
[06/16/22 20:36:05] MELOONi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:38:54 towards level 65.
[06/16/22 21:02:25] jacob1's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jacob1's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/22 21:14:49] Tabmow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:25 towards level 52.
[06/16/22 21:15:16] Fehu reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fehu's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/22 22:27:43] Tenorman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:36:20 towards level 65.
[06/16/22 22:41:30] misha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:00:57 from level 66.
[06/16/22 23:04:43] KeboDK tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:04 towards level 63.
[06/16/22 23:08:08] jaxson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:22:24 from level 64.
[06/17/22 01:10:11] starlink gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:11:54 towards level 64.
[06/17/22 03:43:00] ZOTTA was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:30:01 from level 53.
[06/17/22 03:54:17] The local wizard imbued BUSY's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! BUSY's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/17/22 04:16:18] Vigrid hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:18 towards level 51.
[06/17/22 06:18:53] Cirdan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:43:58 from level 67.
[06/17/22 06:32:16] Togra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:33:26 from level 64.
[06/17/22 06:47:51] shikhin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:33 towards level 66.
[06/17/22 06:47:54] kptr slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! kptr's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/22 08:16:05] rawgreaze was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:23:32 towards level 58.
[06/17/22 08:26:52] Lord255 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:48:52 from level 67.
[06/17/22 09:21:16] rawgreaze discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:23:36 towards level 58.
[06/17/22 10:14:04] blackroot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:22:02 towards level 64.
[06/17/22 11:15:51] Reilly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:51 towards level 59.
[06/17/22 12:57:42] io got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:34:19 towards level 68.
[06/17/22 13:03:58] idleevil ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:33:42 from level 52.
[06/17/22 13:54:47] ryp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:26 towards level 54.
[06/17/22 13:55:20] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:05 towards level 68.
[06/17/22 14:00:49] Beefcan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:18:38 towards level 55.
[06/17/22 14:08:41] misha spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! misha's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/22 14:55:37] TheSilentLink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:47 towards level 61.
[06/17/22 18:53:24] shikhin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:04 towards level 66.
[06/17/22 19:37:50] allo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:30:12 towards level 67.
[06/17/22 19:42:15] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:24:26 towards level 55.
[06/17/22 20:16:18] scumola found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:59:27 towards level 61.
[06/17/22 20:39:49] slim walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:43:32 from level 48.
[06/17/22 21:20:06] Tenedos was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:51:40 from level 61.
[06/17/22 21:41:43] TimeWarp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:53:38 towards level 43.
[06/17/22 22:18:05] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:57:10 towards level 68.
[06/17/22 23:11:15] MELOONi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:31:25 towards level 65.
[06/17/22 23:11:33] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:46:03 towards level 66.
[06/17/22 23:43:49] sky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:16 towards level 63.
[06/18/22 01:09:28] aqsd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:52 towards level 63.
[06/18/22 01:32:21] Tangles was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:30:40 towards level 63.
[06/18/22 01:43:50] Hirion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:05:33 towards level 65.
[06/18/22 02:30:13] Reilly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:30 towards level 59.
[06/18/22 02:32:40] Hirion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:07:20 towards level 65.
[06/18/22 03:17:26] canton7 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:40:24 from level 63.
[06/18/22 04:24:03] herald was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:05:38 from level 57.
[06/18/22 04:46:01] pfoley was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:18:54 from level 63.
[06/18/22 05:20:38] Tabmow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:45:16 towards level 53.
[06/18/22 05:50:08] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:48 towards level 60.
[06/18/22 06:04:46] blabber hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:20:13 towards level 64.
[06/18/22 06:16:06] EddieT137 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:14:28 towards level 59.
[06/18/22 06:17:45] Ecko burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Ecko's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/18/22 06:28:22] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:36 towards level 66.
[06/18/22 06:52:42] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:23:17 towards level 67.
[06/18/22 07:19:13] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:27:42 towards level 65.
[06/18/22 08:11:58] shikhin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:38 towards level 66.
[06/18/22 08:28:34] SSLbits's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SSLbits's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/22 08:34:53] Melon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:13:08 from level 56.
[06/18/22 10:08:40] womblecat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:09:55 towards level 60.
[06/18/22 10:09:16] zankore ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:18:35 from level 56.
[06/18/22 10:49:39] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:49:54 towards level 65.
[06/18/22 11:11:45] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:29:47 towards level 65.
[06/18/22 12:14:10] dyvonna has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 5 days, 13:53:42 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/18/22 12:45:28] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:22:16 towards level 68.
[06/18/22 14:34:44] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:59:27 towards level 63.
[06/18/22 15:33:07] aqsd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:02 towards level 63.
[06/18/22 15:50:58] ZOTTA was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:53:03 from level 53.
[06/18/22 15:57:32] StalkR fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:43:33 from level 64.
[06/18/22 16:03:54] Minus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:07 towards level 45.
[06/18/22 16:08:28] SCSi fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:18:57 from level 64.
[06/18/22 16:09:28] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:27:53 towards level 55.
[06/18/22 16:11:40] The local wizard imbued Tenorman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tenorman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/22 16:29:58] Alys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:52 towards level 58.
[06/18/22 16:36:17] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:13 towards level 64.
[06/18/22 16:39:06] HeavyPodda fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:56:59 from level 64.
[06/18/22 16:55:03] Ralle was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:24 towards level 56.
[06/18/22 17:30:13] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:21 towards level 48.
[06/18/22 18:24:58] ChowderKeg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:49:27 from level 67.
[06/18/22 18:41:26] Alarien hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:01 towards level 63.
[06/18/22 18:52:55] Xenthys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:13 towards level 58.
[06/18/22 19:41:52] bookworm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:53:00 from level 64.
[06/18/22 20:21:47] cremefresh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:48 towards level 66.
[06/18/22 21:17:52] ephemer0l found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:49:40 towards level 56.
[06/18/22 21:28:09] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:20:59 towards level 67.
[06/18/22 22:27:42] BastelBot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:48:16 from level 65.
[06/18/22 22:30:55] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:47:58 towards level 66.
[06/18/22 23:35:04] RussellB ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:20:27 from level 66.
[06/18/22 23:36:13] Centrixx tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:37:45 towards level 67.
[06/18/22 23:53:01] feuerrot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:08 towards level 37.
[06/19/22 00:01:09] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:30:11 towards level 65.
[06/19/22 00:20:03] Pinkman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:57:10 towards level 61.
[06/19/22 00:29:28] caeli found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:40 towards level 65.
[06/19/22 01:29:28] BUSY gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:20:59 towards level 62.
[06/19/22 02:43:46] TimeWarp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:06:17 from level 43.
[06/19/22 02:46:37] HellSpawn met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:50:49 from level 64.
[06/19/22 03:10:53] Ralle hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:51 towards level 56.
[06/19/22 03:45:17] buzel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:31:12 towards level 67.
[06/19/22 03:53:09] scumola tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:40:06 towards level 61.
[06/19/22 04:09:39] bsleep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:26 towards level 63.
[06/19/22 04:14:55] CrashOverride gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:10 towards level 67.
[06/19/22 04:26:36] shikhin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:59 towards level 66.
[06/19/22 05:01:06] zankore found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:19:12 towards level 56.
[06/19/22 06:10:57] postikana caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:25 towards level 62.
[06/19/22 07:38:19] Puff was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:36 towards level 66.
[06/19/22 08:10:39] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:58:46 towards level 67.
[06/19/22 08:24:18] enteral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:21 towards level 39.
[06/19/22 08:45:51] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:27:55 towards level 61.
[06/19/22 10:13:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Destruia's tunic! Destruia's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/22 10:13:13] Cirdan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:13:07 towards level 67.
[06/19/22 11:53:22] Cah hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:35 towards level 44.
[06/19/22 11:55:40] kzootech slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! kzootech's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/19/22 12:25:56] Aksej was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:15:03 from level 62.
[06/19/22 12:46:09] kinus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kinus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/22 12:53:46] zifnab06 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:34 from level 61.
[06/19/22 12:55:04] aqsd ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:23 from level 63.
[06/19/22 13:11:46] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:00 towards level 65.
[06/19/22 14:29:47] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:22:29 from level 61.
[06/19/22 14:44:29] EddieT137 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:22:13 from level 59.
[06/19/22 14:47:59] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:00:24 towards level 64.
[06/19/22 14:52:00] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:40:52 towards level 65.
[06/19/22 14:55:36] KeboDK found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:08:37 towards level 63.
[06/19/22 15:38:30] heisenbug's charm ate a bolt of lightning! heisenbug's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/22 15:51:51] sc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:50 towards level 67.
[06/19/22 16:12:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nyuszika7h's tunic! nyuszika7h's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/22 16:42:17] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:46:20 towards level 67.
[06/19/22 16:46:06] womblecat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:52:20 from level 60.
[06/19/22 18:21:50] Jaxxsinn slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Jaxxsinn's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/19/22 19:20:56] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:29:39 towards level 61.
[06/19/22 19:55:14] Fenrik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:31:57 towards level 65.
[06/19/22 20:45:01] dyvonna discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:33:49 towards level 55.
[06/19/22 21:02:10] Alarien found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:53:41 towards level 63.
[06/19/22 21:19:24] Thorael was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:43:36 from level 66.
[06/19/22 21:21:43] Silvanus_Betrium found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:08:03 towards level 63.
[06/19/22 21:23:19] GyrosGeier ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:44:19 from level 65.
[06/19/22 21:31:03] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:05:10 towards level 67.
[06/19/22 22:42:35] TauPan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:12 towards level 60.
[06/19/22 22:43:38] vectr0n was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:22 towards level 60.
[06/19/22 23:49:49] enteral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:56 towards level 39.
[06/20/22 01:12:55] RussellB was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:24:16 from level 66.
[06/20/22 03:09:27] adamus1red was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:11:32 from level 65.
[06/20/22 03:12:34] yano ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:37:56 from level 64.
[06/20/22 03:35:38] zankore tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:59 towards level 56.
[06/20/22 04:02:03] kzootech tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:43 towards level 54.
[06/20/22 04:40:00] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:30:24 towards level 58.
[06/20/22 05:48:21] Hirion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:43 towards level 65.
[06/20/22 06:14:35] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:10:05 towards level 63.
[06/20/22 07:24:22] Crazycatlady had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:26 towards level 65.
[06/20/22 07:34:09] herald was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:19:17 towards level 57.
[06/20/22 07:52:46] Cirdan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:10:47 towards level 67.
[06/20/22 08:29:23] Cah was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:24 towards level 44.
[06/20/22 08:29:41] pasquale met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:31 from level 52.
[06/20/22 09:02:54] Sokar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:25 towards level 64.
[06/20/22 09:49:24] mrmonday met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:31:00 from level 60.
[06/20/22 10:06:36] Asara was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:21:31 towards level 68.
[06/20/22 10:40:02] Psilocybe was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:35:56 from level 66.
[06/20/22 10:41:20] Covid-19 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:46:14 from level 63.
[06/20/22 11:35:35] Vigrid found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:38 towards level 51.
[06/20/22 11:59:56] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:17 towards level 46.
[06/20/22 12:02:30] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:36:27 towards level 67.
[06/20/22 12:32:54] BastelBot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:31 towards level 65.
[06/20/22 12:41:55] pasquale has dealt Asara a Critical Strike! 3 days, 03:45:03 is added to Asara's clock.
[06/20/22 13:06:17] el found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:02:11 towards level 65.
[06/20/22 15:00:32] HellSpawn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:18:25 from level 64.
[06/20/22 15:57:56] buzel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:10:55 from level 67.
[06/20/22 16:02:09] JamCow burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! JamCow's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/20/22 16:30:45] eising ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:55:22 from level 66.
[06/20/22 16:36:16] TheSilentLink ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:11:02 from level 61.
[06/20/22 16:43:02] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:27:35 towards level 53.
[06/20/22 16:54:37] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:15:40 towards level 68.
[06/20/22 16:59:54] Aksej discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:39:04 towards level 62.
[06/20/22 17:45:12] bsleep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:46 towards level 63.
[06/20/22 17:51:49] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:16:23 towards level 61.
[06/20/22 18:16:27] BUSY was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:46:57 towards level 62.
[06/20/22 18:33:22] Xenthys was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:12:39 from level 58.
[06/20/22 18:47:40] kinus was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:08:17 from level 59.
[06/20/22 19:31:16] coding_monk slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! coding_monk's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/20/22 19:39:42] ZOTTA was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:35:42 from level 53.
[06/20/22 20:59:48] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:01:23 towards level 62.
[06/20/22 21:04:37] coding_monk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:21 towards level 61.
[06/20/22 21:26:06] MELOONi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:23:42 from level 65.
[06/20/22 22:17:03] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:42:01 towards level 68.
[06/20/22 23:29:47] GilbertErik slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! GilbertErik's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/21/22 00:26:47] Fehu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:09:27 towards level 58.
[06/21/22 01:43:39] enteral's charm ate a bolt of lightning! enteral's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/22 02:10:39] dyvonna ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:36:46 from level 55.
[06/21/22 02:12:55] Techman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:27:05 towards level 68.
[06/21/22 03:11:00] Wolf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:55 from level 65.
[06/21/22 04:04:47] Chuck had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:36:51 towards level 63.
[06/21/22 04:11:15] coding_monk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:52 towards level 61.
[06/21/22 04:19:20] drahthaar was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:02:32 from level 67.
[06/21/22 05:07:58] Yarosh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:22:34 towards level 64.
[06/21/22 05:31:06] Kritzefitz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:21:38 towards level 64.
[06/21/22 06:39:52] StalkR found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:44:10 towards level 64.
[06/21/22 07:26:42] hugga tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:58:37 towards level 59.
[06/21/22 07:30:25] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:03:11 towards level 64.
[06/21/22 07:31:16] Abe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:47:13 towards level 61.
[06/21/22 07:51:56] Tangles found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:10 towards level 63.
[06/21/22 07:56:18] vectr0n bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:35 towards level 60.
[06/21/22 09:14:13] EddieT137's charm ate a bolt of lightning! EddieT137's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/22 11:39:58] The local wizard imbued Disruptor's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Disruptor's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/22 12:26:27] TauPan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:38:30 from level 60.
[06/21/22 12:46:48] Arch was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:48:23 towards level 61.
[06/21/22 12:51:42] Omega was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:42 towards level 58.
[06/21/22 13:09:54] washclof had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:44:03 towards level 68.
[06/21/22 13:18:29] Lnk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:02:55 towards level 69.
[06/21/22 13:36:14] ahmubashshir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:30 towards level 52.
[06/21/22 14:01:10] pwae was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:14:34 from level 65.
[06/21/22 14:01:43] Fenrik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:27:49 towards level 65.
[06/21/22 14:32:13] Forud was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:24:57 towards level 65.
[06/21/22 14:48:11] Cah was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:58 towards level 44.
[06/21/22 15:11:03] Arch was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:23:34 from level 61.
[06/21/22 15:50:23] VonToutCourt reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! VonToutCourt's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/22 16:10:03] Yarosh has dealt JamCow a Critical Strike! 7 days, 14:09:05 is added to JamCow's clock.
[06/21/22 16:40:27] simple has dealt caeli a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:55:25 is added to caeli's clock.
[06/21/22 16:52:50] scumola hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:21 towards level 61.
[06/21/22 17:29:04] muirrum was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:33:04 from level 42.
[06/21/22 18:58:34] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:43 towards level 53.
[06/21/22 19:00:46] pyre was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:51:39 from level 66.
[06/21/22 19:02:19] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:59:36 towards level 67.
[06/21/22 19:36:17] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:34 towards level 61.
[06/21/22 19:42:00] CodeGeek has dealt MadMan a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:23:08 is added to MadMan's clock.
[06/21/22 20:12:41] Algernon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:05 towards level 63.
[06/21/22 21:34:50] SSLbits's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SSLbits's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/22 22:18:07] blabber was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:40:56 from level 64.
[06/21/22 22:28:09] sc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:45:16 towards level 67.
[06/21/22 23:36:13] Malvolio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:55:38 from level 52.
[06/22/22 00:22:29] postikana was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:55 towards level 62.
[06/22/22 02:10:28] TimeWarp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:23 towards level 43.
[06/22/22 02:54:01] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:44:50 towards level 67.
[06/22/22 03:47:02] Drin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:31 towards level 62.
[06/22/22 04:22:22] BUSY's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! BUSY's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/22/22 04:30:06] aqsd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:12:51 towards level 64.
[06/22/22 05:22:26] kzootech had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:11 towards level 54.
[06/22/22 05:50:29] Asara caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:39:38 towards level 68.
[06/22/22 07:03:43] LeD was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:17 towards level 51.
[06/22/22 08:52:32] simple's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! simple's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/22 09:39:51] HellSpawn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:06:03 towards level 64.
[06/22/22 09:46:37] Melon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:03 towards level 56.
[06/22/22 12:02:46] anarcat has dealt misha a Critical Strike! 3 days, 12:30:15 is added to misha's clock.
[06/22/22 12:34:15] t3chn0 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:32:35 from level 64.
[06/22/22 12:34:27] The local wizard imbued bg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/22 13:53:37] RussellB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:02:33 towards level 66.
[06/22/22 14:21:31] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:14:44 from level 52.
[06/22/22 14:35:24] Vigrid was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:12 from level 51.
[06/22/22 14:55:16] HellSpawn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:49:17 from level 64.
[06/22/22 15:05:31] bsleep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:21:55 towards level 64.
[06/22/22 16:04:13] "\@_ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:58:20 towards level 64.
[06/22/22 17:13:53] launchd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:10 from level 29.
[06/22/22 17:28:20] Kachin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:09:01 towards level 64.
[06/22/22 18:01:39] Centrixx was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:59:41 from level 67.
[06/22/22 18:46:46] Melon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:30 towards level 56.
[06/22/22 19:05:11] Fehu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:26:04 towards level 58.
[06/22/22 19:34:26] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:16:23 towards level 66.
[06/22/22 19:41:27] Ungoliant's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Ungoliant's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/22/22 20:30:24] Omega was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:47 towards level 58.
[06/22/22 21:18:03] Vigrid found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:04:43 towards level 52.
[06/22/22 21:20:37] Nuae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:27:37 towards level 59.
[06/22/22 21:37:13] Fehu's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Fehu's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/22 00:13:18] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:52 towards level 55.
[06/23/22 00:21:35] shikhin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:22:00 towards level 67.
[06/23/22 01:26:53] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:20:15 towards level 67.
[06/23/22 03:01:07] adamus1red caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:04 towards level 65.
[06/23/22 04:36:50] A_Dragon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:36:55 from level 64.
[06/23/22 04:48:46] MadMan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:43 towards level 65.
[06/23/22 04:59:35] Gorek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:12 towards level 68.
[06/23/22 05:20:42] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:17:46 towards level 64.
[06/23/22 06:47:51] tsr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:21 towards level 61.
[06/23/22 08:02:20] zifnab06 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:52:04 towards level 62.
[06/23/22 08:19:39] Alys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:40 towards level 58.
[06/23/22 08:26:17] <rainchick> found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:49 towards level 34.
[06/23/22 08:53:31] RussellB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:25:23 towards level 66.
[06/23/22 09:49:08] yNos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:00:34 towards level 60.
[06/23/22 09:50:59] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:37:45 towards level 69.
[06/23/22 09:51:05] tomhek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:30:44 from level 65.
[06/23/22 10:04:47] Yarosh ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:36:53 from level 64.
[06/23/22 10:20:50] LeD tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:04 towards level 51.
[06/23/22 11:09:24] TauPan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TauPan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/22 11:31:00] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:37:49 towards level 64.
[06/23/22 11:53:37] Hirion ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:43:10 from level 65.
[06/23/22 12:16:06] Alaric has dealt Ralle a Critical Strike! 6 days, 00:26:55 is added to Ralle's clock.
[06/23/22 14:14:44] gegenschein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:20:33 towards level 62.
[06/23/22 14:16:18] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:54 towards level 63.
[06/23/22 14:54:22] eroc1990 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:18 towards level 44.
[06/23/22 16:28:48] enteral's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! enteral's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/23/22 16:40:06] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:46:21 towards level 64.
[06/23/22 20:00:54] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:49 towards level 55.
[06/23/22 20:21:50] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:38:46 towards level 68.
[06/23/22 20:55:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on JigmeDatse's tunic! JigmeDatse's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/22 21:27:24] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:17:57 towards level 67.
[06/23/22 22:03:29] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:27:41 towards level 68.
[06/23/22 22:36:26] elf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:15:01 towards level 67.
[06/23/22 23:06:50] kptr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:17:09 towards level 67.
[06/23/22 23:27:51] tswsl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tswsl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/22 00:18:12] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:10:01 towards level 65.
[06/24/22 01:03:23] zankore found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:01 towards level 56.
[06/24/22 02:06:08] bg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:02 towards level 66.
[06/24/22 02:29:39] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:09:10 towards level 62.
[06/24/22 03:23:17] herald hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:47:59 towards level 57.
[06/24/22 04:18:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gildarts's tunic! gildarts's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/22 04:34:45] Centrixx caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:41:15 towards level 67.
[06/24/22 04:43:16] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:42:08 towards level 63.
[06/24/22 05:52:37] achin has dealt ToHellWithGA a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:33:55 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[06/24/22 05:59:47] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:17:41 towards level 65.
[06/24/22 06:01:23] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:54:07 towards level 69.
[06/24/22 06:18:51] RussellB reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! RussellB's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/22 07:41:50] Gorek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Gorek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/22 08:31:54] gradator found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:57 towards level 66.
[06/24/22 08:51:01] caeli has dealt Pinkman a Critical Strike! 4 days, 05:28:59 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[06/24/22 09:45:02] hdm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:00:06 towards level 70.
[06/24/22 10:16:21] dyvonna got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:29:24 from level 55.
[06/24/22 10:20:45] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:00:47 towards level 65.
[06/24/22 10:52:52] zankore walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:12:46 from level 56.
[06/24/22 11:02:51] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:36 towards level 64.
[06/24/22 12:02:09] bobvador was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:55 towards level 64.
[06/24/22 12:11:44] MetaNova was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:56:12 from level 66.
[06/24/22 12:37:15] kptr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:51:16 towards level 67.
[06/24/22 13:40:28] idleevil was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:24 towards level 53.
[06/24/22 14:40:46] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:15:36 towards level 67.
[06/24/22 15:36:22] xbill had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:06:52 towards level 69.
[06/24/22 16:39:25] Yarosh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:32 towards level 64.
[06/24/22 17:23:26] signofzeta discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:11 towards level 60.
[06/24/22 18:08:40] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:12:04 towards level 67.
[06/24/22 18:33:45] muirrum had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:41 towards level 42.
[06/24/22 18:40:58] slim was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:17 towards level 49.
[06/24/22 18:45:59] Theleveler was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:58:24 towards level 66.
[06/24/22 19:58:24] idlegood found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:59 towards level 53.
[06/24/22 20:59:46] hax404 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:20:10 from level 65.
[06/24/22 21:06:14] CodeGeek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:43:41 towards level 65.
[06/24/22 21:40:48] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/22 22:26:42] CodeGeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:31:40 towards level 65.
[06/24/22 23:43:03] golgy got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:36:27 towards level 63.
[06/25/22 00:28:25] Thorael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:20:44 towards level 66.
[06/25/22 01:07:02] xbill found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:14:00 towards level 69.
[06/25/22 01:37:17] coding_monk has dealt Wolf a Critical Strike! 3 days, 23:50:55 is added to Wolf's clock.
[06/25/22 02:01:24] Aelane was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:17 towards level 57.
[06/25/22 02:13:02] MetaNova was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:47:55 from level 66.
[06/25/22 02:55:28] zankore reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zankore's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/22 03:28:02] SirBummelz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:09:20 towards level 58.
[06/25/22 04:48:07] Puff found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:16 towards level 66.
[06/25/22 05:31:24] Notir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:31 towards level 59.
[06/25/22 07:48:07] nya's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nya's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/22 08:17:03] pasquale tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:33 towards level 53.
[06/25/22 09:25:55] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:51:16 towards level 68.
[06/25/22 10:22:16] el reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! el's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/22 11:03:00] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:25:52 towards level 65.
[06/25/22 11:57:12] cremefresh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:01:36 from level 67.
[06/25/22 12:11:59] CornFly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:12:27 from level 64.
[06/25/22 12:18:45] bsleep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:08:33 towards level 64.
[06/25/22 12:23:07] Theleveler was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:59:10 towards level 66.
[06/25/22 12:23:43] Kritzefitz ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:36:04 from level 64.
[06/25/22 13:11:28] cornfeedhobo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:53:01 from level 60.
[06/25/22 13:24:13] Aksej had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:03 towards level 62.
[06/25/22 13:45:11] soltys was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:59:28 from level 65.
[06/25/22 13:46:42] kzootech reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kzootech's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/22 13:54:40] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:31 towards level 63.
[06/25/22 14:03:03] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:52 towards level 55.
[06/25/22 14:17:45] Cirdan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:19 towards level 67.
[06/25/22 15:05:00] Ferris was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:29:15 towards level 55.
[06/25/22 15:10:19] mrmonday had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:36 towards level 60.
[06/25/22 15:11:07] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:45:49 towards level 70.
[06/25/22 15:14:23] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:07:24 towards level 63.
[06/25/22 16:03:11] Minus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:34:35 towards level 47.
[06/25/22 16:31:42] Ralle caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:55:07 towards level 57.
[06/25/22 17:13:05] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:04:11 towards level 65.
[06/25/22 17:27:46] adamus1red was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:22 towards level 65.
[06/25/22 17:54:27] heisenbug burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! heisenbug's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/25/22 18:15:43] The local wizard imbued drahthaar's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! drahthaar's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/22 18:24:05] yano found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:49:33 towards level 64.
[06/25/22 18:28:57] womblecat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:02 towards level 60.
[06/25/22 18:34:28] Psilocybe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:01 towards level 66.
[06/25/22 20:00:09] Covid-19 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:04 from level 63.
[06/25/22 20:20:06] cadfael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:21:50 towards level 60.
[06/25/22 20:21:24] Ferris was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:24:15 from level 55.
[06/25/22 20:25:07] Notir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:48 towards level 59.
[06/25/22 20:37:46] <rainchick> found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:12 towards level 36.
[06/25/22 20:56:26] zbe's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zbe's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/22 21:11:04] misha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:40 towards level 66.
[06/25/22 21:37:10] SirBummelz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:30 towards level 58.
[06/25/22 22:07:19] Aksej found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:20 towards level 62.
[06/25/22 22:08:22] Chuck was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:17:10 towards level 63.
[06/25/22 22:45:17] Kachin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:56:40 towards level 64.
[06/25/22 22:57:30] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:36 towards level 65.
[06/25/22 23:53:56] Feltharell had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:12:10 towards level 60.
[06/26/22 00:59:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on crank's tunic! crank's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/22 01:35:16] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:03 towards level 64.
[06/26/22 01:39:11] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:56:21 towards level 68.
[06/26/22 01:49:25] zbe walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:28:41 from level 66.
[06/26/22 02:53:43] MELOONi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:21:43 towards level 65.
[06/26/22 04:18:22] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:49 towards level 67.
[06/26/22 04:29:57] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:16:04 towards level 61.
[06/26/22 05:09:40] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:27:52 towards level 60.
[06/26/22 06:10:32] allo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:23:36 towards level 67.
[06/26/22 06:12:38] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:11 towards level 65.
[06/26/22 06:26:34] Jaxxsinn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:41 towards level 43.
[06/26/22 06:38:30] eroc1990 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:47 towards level 45.
[06/26/22 06:40:15] SSLbits discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:13 towards level 55.
[06/26/22 06:42:55] drahthaar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:50:02 towards level 68.
[06/26/22 06:54:39] Feltharell found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:58:40 towards level 60.
[06/26/22 06:54:54] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:12:06 towards level 67.
[06/26/22 07:08:02] Lenny_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:34:37 towards level 60.
[06/26/22 07:36:29] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:12:41 towards level 67.
[06/26/22 07:44:18] Alaric was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:22 towards level 29.
[06/26/22 07:51:02] The local wizard imbued crank's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! crank's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/22 08:08:17] elf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:35:28 from level 67.
[06/26/22 09:43:36] The local wizard imbued Algernon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Algernon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/22 09:53:26] zankore fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:20 from level 56.
[06/26/22 10:22:23] The local wizard imbued bg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/22 10:46:22] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:02 towards level 67.
[06/26/22 11:18:15] Lnk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:12:43 from level 69.
[06/26/22 12:17:51] vegadark discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:56 towards level 67.
[06/26/22 13:21:56] TauPan has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 8 days, 05:49:45 is added to pfoley's clock.
[06/26/22 13:24:45] csc2ya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:45:50 towards level 59.
[06/26/22 14:19:26] pwae's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pwae's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/22 14:37:40] Carl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:18:07 from level 65.
[06/26/22 14:56:23] Silvanus_Betrium was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:54:11 towards level 63.
[06/26/22 15:11:01] bg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:54:18 from level 67.
[06/26/22 16:51:43] Aelane was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:57 towards level 57.
[06/26/22 17:16:00] noex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:24 towards level 53.
[06/26/22 17:38:25] BastelBot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:56 towards level 65.
[06/26/22 17:43:41] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:08:18 towards level 62.
[06/26/22 17:53:40] Tabmow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:40 towards level 54.
[06/26/22 18:22:49] Hirion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:27:51 from level 65.
[06/26/22 18:26:46] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:03:56 towards level 67.
[06/26/22 18:29:05] Alaric was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:47 towards level 30.
[06/26/22 19:11:26] Tenedos was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:29:35 from level 62.
[06/26/22 20:24:49] Misza ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:31:26 from level 62.
[06/26/22 20:35:48] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:52:33 towards level 68.
[06/26/22 21:02:37] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:47:24 towards level 65.
[06/26/22 21:58:16] KindOne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:17:37 towards level 62.
[06/26/22 23:01:58] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:34:12 towards level 61.
[06/26/22 23:21:59] xbill ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:25:26 from level 69.
[06/27/22 00:28:00] coding_monk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:51:36 towards level 62.
[06/27/22 01:14:54] Gorek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:16:11 from level 69.
[06/27/22 01:45:40] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:05 towards level 66.
[06/27/22 02:40:26] The local wizard imbued apb's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! apb's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/22 03:15:15] kptr was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:18:58 from level 67.
[06/27/22 03:18:16] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:05 towards level 54.
[06/27/22 05:13:12] GilbertErik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:44:09 towards level 61.
[06/27/22 06:11:38] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:21:49 towards level 64.
[06/27/22 06:47:32] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:44 towards level 64.
[06/27/22 08:11:01] JigmeDatse hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:31 towards level 62.
[06/27/22 08:11:25] spex fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:32:50 from level 65.
[06/27/22 09:51:59] ufo-piloot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:27 towards level 30.
[06/27/22 10:04:17] CodeGeek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:04:40 from level 65.
[06/27/22 10:36:23] launchd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:24 towards level 35.
[06/27/22 10:36:26] SuzakuMedli caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:11 towards level 23.
[06/27/22 11:14:55] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:04 towards level 66.
[06/27/22 11:30:14] ahmubashshir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:31:49 towards level 53.
[06/27/22 11:41:10] MetaNova discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:52:31 towards level 67.
[06/27/22 12:10:48] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:37:48 towards level 60.
[06/27/22 12:34:17] shikhin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:50:40 towards level 67.
[06/27/22 12:36:41] The local wizard imbued Cockatrice's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Cockatrice's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/22 12:42:42] Alaric was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:56 towards level 32.
[06/27/22 13:07:26] thornrag caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:42:31 towards level 65.
[06/27/22 13:17:31] Kritzefitz was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:19:20 from level 64.
[06/27/22 13:42:00] zifnab06 has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 4 days, 23:32:02 is added to unicron's clock.
[06/27/22 14:07:12] Cockatrice got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:28:37 from level 51.
[06/27/22 16:15:34] TimeWarp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:50 towards level 45.
[06/27/22 16:49:14] spex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:13:02 towards level 65.
[06/27/22 17:00:28] Bluedog was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:50 towards level 66.
[06/27/22 17:12:13] tsr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:37:55 towards level 62.
[06/27/22 17:27:55] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:16:52 towards level 60.
[06/27/22 17:36:02] V got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:28:25 from level 67.
[06/27/22 17:56:51] ToHellWithGA was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:31:28 from level 67.
[06/27/22 18:22:47] aqsd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:51:45 towards level 64.
[06/27/22 18:43:21] Covid-19 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:03:48 towards level 64.
[06/27/22 19:06:10] xbill fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:02:08 from level 69.
[06/27/22 19:10:35] talisein was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:40:55 from level 67.
[06/27/22 19:58:50] Tenorman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:09 towards level 65.
[06/27/22 20:02:57] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:55 towards level 64.
[06/27/22 20:27:26] idlegood's charm ate a bolt of lightning! idlegood's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/22 20:55:25] Fehu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:01:12 towards level 58.
[06/27/22 21:21:21] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:29 towards level 59.
[06/27/22 21:55:28] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:16 towards level 66.
[06/27/22 22:58:46] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:31 towards level 60.
[06/27/22 23:05:18] The local wizard imbued kptr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kptr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/22 23:10:30] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:14 towards level 61.
[06/28/22 00:18:54] Sorin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:43:34 towards level 60.
[06/28/22 00:46:21] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:22:12 towards level 64.
[06/28/22 01:20:33] Lnk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:11:24 from level 69.
[06/28/22 01:38:12] jayvee was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:53:06 from level 66.
[06/28/22 01:54:24] V reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! V's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/22 02:26:30] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:46:57 from level 64.
[06/28/22 03:52:26] Aelane met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:20:04 from level 58.
[06/28/22 04:37:12] Ferris caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:29 towards level 55.
[06/28/22 04:57:18] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:18:02 towards level 61.
[06/28/22 05:20:20] drahthaar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:54:12 towards level 68.
[06/28/22 05:38:32] drahthaar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:02:42 towards level 68.
[06/28/22 05:42:51] nya ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:28:16 from level 64.
[06/28/22 05:51:07] tscherer got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:22:36 from level 48.
[06/28/22 06:04:07] Feltharell ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:46:16 from level 60.
[06/28/22 06:09:08] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:55:30 from level 68.
[06/28/22 06:10:53] aqsd ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:38:19 from level 64.
[06/28/22 06:45:10] Vigrid discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:28:20 towards level 52.
[06/28/22 07:55:11] sky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:38 towards level 64.
[06/28/22 08:30:47] ukleinek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:57:15 from level 62.
[06/28/22 08:34:05] Arch discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:18 towards level 61.
[06/28/22 09:04:54] Ecko had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:53 towards level 56.
[06/28/22 09:05:33] sky walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:01:38 from level 64.
[06/28/22 09:07:15] ahmubashshir spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ahmubashshir's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/22 10:11:44] cadfael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:43:56 towards level 60.
[06/28/22 10:22:49] Alaric gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:32 towards level 33.
[06/28/22 11:23:56] starlink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:45:00 towards level 65.
[06/28/22 11:40:02] Lenny_'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! Lenny_'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/22 12:11:20] blabber was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:51:07 towards level 64.
[06/28/22 12:43:39] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:54:37 towards level 65.
[06/28/22 13:57:37] HellSpawn spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! HellSpawn's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/22 13:59:52] CompanionCube slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! CompanionCube's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/22 14:09:16] Psilocybe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:54 towards level 66.
[06/28/22 14:24:03] buyoq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:34:46 towards level 64.
[06/28/22 14:36:35] KindOne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:39:35 towards level 62.
[06/28/22 14:41:36] JamCow's charm ate a bolt of lightning! JamCow's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/22 15:15:42] Techman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:29:16 from level 68.
[06/28/22 15:50:31] ufo-piloot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:18 towards level 32.
[06/28/22 16:46:45] ryp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:51:51 towards level 55.
[06/28/22 16:48:51] Arch's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Arch's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/22 17:12:07] slim burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! slim's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/22 18:29:35] Khorne was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:33:39 from level 67.
[06/28/22 19:08:49] bsleep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:58 towards level 64.
[06/28/22 19:30:38] RussellB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:02:12 towards level 66.
[06/28/22 20:23:04] tswsl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tswsl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/22 20:28:29] Omega gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:12:57 towards level 59.
[06/28/22 21:20:24] ufo-piloot was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:27 from level 32.
[06/28/22 21:56:35] SSLbits was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:13:24 from level 55.
[06/28/22 22:00:20] Crazycatlady was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:22:14 from level 65.
[06/28/22 22:05:15] TimeWarp burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! TimeWarp's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/22 22:16:45] yNos was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:27:10 from level 60.
[06/28/22 22:20:22] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:36:21 towards level 68.
[06/28/22 22:41:50] V's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! V's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/22 23:17:33] kzootech was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:06 towards level 54.
[06/29/22 00:14:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on herald's tunic! herald's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/22 00:29:56] zifnab06 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:57:58 from level 62.
[06/29/22 00:37:31] RussellB got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:37:42 towards level 66.
[06/29/22 01:19:33] talisein was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:20:25 towards level 67.
[06/29/22 02:18:35] coding_monk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:50:47 towards level 62.
[06/29/22 03:10:06] Vigrid got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:25:38 towards level 52.
[06/29/22 04:40:18] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:22:26 towards level 66.
[06/29/22 04:40:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on eising's tunic! eising's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/22 05:41:28] idlegood tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:31 towards level 53.
[06/29/22 05:52:25] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:40:09 towards level 67.
[06/29/22 06:18:25] enteral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:06 towards level 43.
[06/29/22 06:21:53] womblecat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:36:36 from level 61.
[06/29/22 06:31:27] pasquale's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pasquale's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/22 06:45:48] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:20 towards level 60.
[06/29/22 07:01:39] Aelane hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:57:43 towards level 58.
[06/29/22 08:35:39] idleevil's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! idleevil's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/22 09:03:04] cfjk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cfjk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/22 10:34:56] cremefresh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:23:21 from level 68.
[06/29/22 11:44:31] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:06 towards level 66.
[06/29/22 11:47:16] Fehu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:39 towards level 58.
[06/29/22 12:13:22] yano met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:29:36 from level 64.
[06/29/22 12:13:34] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:45:07 towards level 67.
[06/29/22 12:16:37] A_Dragon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:03 towards level 64.
[06/29/22 13:32:25] ryp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:10:16 towards level 55.
[06/29/22 14:12:31] xbill was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:02:19 from level 69.
[06/29/22 15:42:31] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:48:10 towards level 65.
[06/29/22 15:56:58] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:25 towards level 55.
[06/29/22 16:02:41] tswsl burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! tswsl's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/29/22 17:14:00] ufo-piloot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:27 towards level 33.
[06/29/22 17:25:09] anarcat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:42 towards level 68.
[06/29/22 17:29:19] hugga tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:35 towards level 59.
[06/29/22 19:17:23] Algernon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:14:22 towards level 64.
[06/29/22 20:11:02] elf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! elf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/29/22 20:14:14] EddieT137 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:30:36 towards level 59.
[06/29/22 22:32:04] bookworm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 16:56:43 towards level 64.
[06/29/22 22:50:32] Aelane ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:40:04 from level 58.
[06/29/22 23:06:05] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:19:47 towards level 67.
[06/29/22 23:14:49] TimWolla was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:59:22 from level 68.
[06/29/22 23:18:29] dyvonna got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:58:39 from level 55.
[06/30/22 00:11:15] Arch got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:22:10 from level 61.
[06/30/22 00:31:10] Affliction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:29:46 towards level 66.
[06/30/22 01:45:31] gildarts was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:45:25 from level 64.
[06/30/22 02:20:08] TimeWarp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:18 towards level 45.
[06/30/22 02:40:39] brycec found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:38:09 towards level 62.
[06/30/22 03:04:32] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:26 towards level 60.
[06/30/22 03:20:14] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:05:30 towards level 55.
[06/30/22 04:07:20] A_Dragon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:50:08 towards level 65.
[06/30/22 04:11:54] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:31:05 towards level 66.
[06/30/22 06:56:54] gildarts found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:18:45 towards level 64.
[06/30/22 09:00:25] hugga gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:12 towards level 59.
[06/30/22 09:07:02] io discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:53:09 towards level 69.
[06/30/22 09:53:02] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:43 towards level 67.
[06/30/22 09:55:30] dyvonna got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:05 towards level 55.
[06/30/22 10:00:43] womblecat's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! womblecat's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/22 11:04:21] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:28 towards level 65.
[06/30/22 11:06:31] TauPan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:54:30 towards level 60.
[06/30/22 11:29:44] Algernon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:59:26 towards level 64.
[06/30/22 11:47:21] heisenbug spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! heisenbug's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/22 11:51:49] Sokar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:01 towards level 64.
[06/30/22 11:53:28] BUSY gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:48:09 towards level 62.
[06/30/22 12:37:07] Omega reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Omega's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/22 13:20:18] nya's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nya's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/22 13:42:14] Lord255 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:09:47 towards level 68.
[06/30/22 14:12:59] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:35:17 towards level 67.
[06/30/22 14:18:24] talisein reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! talisein's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/22 15:03:39] ToHellWithGA ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:34:28 from level 67.
[06/30/22 15:22:02] Aelane found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:26:16 towards level 58.
[06/30/22 15:34:29] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:57:17 towards level 69.
[06/30/22 15:46:19] tomhek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:41 towards level 65.
[06/30/22 16:53:08] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:39:21 towards level 65.
[06/30/22 16:56:18] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:22:55 towards level 69.
[06/30/22 17:47:39] tswsl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:24:52 towards level 67.
[06/30/22 18:16:33] xbill was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:18:41 from level 69.
[06/30/22 18:36:22] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:27:21 towards level 64.
[06/30/22 19:52:16] Khorne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:19 towards level 67.
[06/30/22 20:15:09] Sleepy_boi has dealt ZOTTA a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:32:31 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[06/30/22 20:25:26] ryp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:11:48 towards level 55.
[06/30/22 20:42:47] kinus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:50:24 towards level 60.
[06/30/22 21:14:58] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:07:03 towards level 68.
[06/30/22 21:23:36] caeli was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:25:31 towards level 66.
[06/30/22 22:02:41] Aksej found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:37 towards level 62.
[06/30/22 22:04:17] csc2ya ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:24:18 from level 59.
[06/30/22 22:12:46] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:35:22 towards level 61.
[06/30/22 22:41:39] CompanionCube found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:11:46 towards level 67.
[06/30/22 23:22:38] Feltharell's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Feltharell's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/22 23:40:21] nyuszika7h found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:26:09 towards level 67.
[07/01/22 00:01:28] LeD hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:03 towards level 52.
[07/01/22 01:46:04] xbill hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:32:03 towards level 69.
[07/01/22 02:57:54] bobvador was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:51:38 from level 65.
[07/01/22 03:28:24] Theleveler had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:55 towards level 66.
[07/01/22 03:35:38] nyuszika7h's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nyuszika7h's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/22 03:42:39] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:47 towards level 55.
[07/01/22 05:16:07] caeli was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:21:19 from level 66.
[07/01/22 05:41:21] Sombra slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sombra's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/22 06:14:42] scumola bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:22:13 towards level 62.
[07/01/22 06:23:50] SirBummelz was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:31:48 from level 58.
[07/01/22 08:18:03] launchd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:44 towards level 39.
[07/01/22 08:22:41] SuzakuMedli tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:28 towards level 31.
[07/01/22 08:30:15] zankore was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:03 towards level 57.
[07/01/22 09:11:11] CodeGeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:30 towards level 65.
[07/01/22 09:40:36] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:30:15 towards level 67.
[07/01/22 10:14:00] canton7 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:47:55 from level 64.
[07/01/22 11:11:30] womblecat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:31:06 from level 61.
[07/01/22 11:22:35] idlegood's charm ate a bolt of lightning! idlegood's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/22 11:23:02] jayvee had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:39:57 towards level 66.
[07/01/22 11:51:10] womblecat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:00:17 from level 61.
[07/01/22 14:10:35] idleevil was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:41:16 from level 53.
[07/01/22 14:19:24] bobvador got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 08:53:46 from level 65.
[07/01/22 14:26:35] ion reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ion's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/22 16:42:01] ToHellWithGA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:54 towards level 67.
[07/01/22 16:44:47] BastelBot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:02 from level 65.
[07/01/22 17:21:40] gildarts was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:02:00 from level 64.
[07/01/22 17:38:20] buyoq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:27:24 towards level 64.
[07/01/22 20:01:31] Sokar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:43 towards level 64.
[07/01/22 20:33:40] spex's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! spex's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/22 20:41:39] brycec was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:03:16 from level 62.
[07/01/22 21:17:19] <rainchick> was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:58 towards level 40.
[07/01/22 21:21:17] yNos caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:23:36 towards level 60.
[07/01/22 22:14:58] enteral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:54 towards level 44.
[07/01/22 22:25:09] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:55:48 towards level 64.
[07/01/22 23:32:54] Silvanus_Betrium slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Silvanus_Betrium's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/22 23:48:00] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:20 towards level 64.
[07/02/22 00:00:24] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:59:25 towards level 67.
[07/02/22 00:04:38] Pinkman fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:05:38 from level 61.
[07/02/22 00:41:07] unicron was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:30:58 from level 61.
[07/02/22 01:04:06] TimeWarp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:50 towards level 46.
[07/02/22 01:16:36] Nuae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:18:00 towards level 59.
[07/02/22 02:38:36] eising was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:06:31 towards level 67.
[07/02/22 03:04:56] zbe ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:45:32 from level 67.
[07/02/22 04:17:47] Thorael was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:57:45 from level 66.
[07/02/22 04:29:40] hugga discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:23 towards level 59.
[07/02/22 04:30:40] buyoq reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! buyoq's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/22 04:40:17] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:41:46 towards level 67.
[07/02/22 05:02:13] Sorin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:59 towards level 60.
[07/02/22 06:30:20] Alaric ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:00 from level 36.
[07/02/22 06:49:48] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:41:36 towards level 67.
[07/02/22 07:01:48] starlink got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:06 towards level 65.
[07/02/22 07:24:11] cremefresh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:41:44 towards level 68.
[07/02/22 07:59:56] anarcat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:14 from level 68.
[07/02/22 08:38:16] bananaboat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:08:23 towards level 65.
[07/02/22 09:21:28] Centrixx was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:54 towards level 67.
[07/02/22 09:44:53] Omega caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:26:43 towards level 59.
[07/02/22 10:17:06] The local wizard imbued Crazycatlady's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Crazycatlady's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/22 11:31:14] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:56:25 towards level 69.
[07/02/22 11:34:06] mordac was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:38:53 from level 66.
[07/02/22 12:26:16] idleneutral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:53:06 towards level 53.
[07/02/22 12:27:17] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:13:04 towards level 66.
[07/02/22 13:06:22] ToHellWithGA was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:52:19 from level 68.
[07/02/22 13:15:18] herald was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:45:54 from level 57.
[07/02/22 14:02:44] buyoq was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:41:47 from level 64.
[07/02/22 14:04:14] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:51 towards level 64.
[07/02/22 14:31:22] Sergio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:09 towards level 61.
[07/02/22 14:57:56] tomhek has dealt golgy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:13:08 is added to golgy's clock.
[07/02/22 15:43:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on aqsd's tunic! aqsd's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/22 17:56:33] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:23 towards level 64.
[07/02/22 18:01:07] Arch found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:09:22 towards level 62.
[07/02/22 18:06:23] achin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:17 towards level 46.
[07/02/22 18:10:06] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:22 towards level 67.
[07/02/22 19:35:41] kinus ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:11:12 from level 60.
[07/02/22 19:35:44] Hirion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:29:48 from level 66.
[07/02/22 20:01:37] Tabmow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:31:16 from level 54.
[07/02/22 21:52:29] buyoq has dealt Arch a Critical Strike! 8 days, 22:41:59 is added to Arch's clock.
[07/02/22 21:55:15] Wam got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:02:49 from level 59.
[07/02/22 22:07:47] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:34:53 towards level 66.
[07/02/22 23:06:44] hdm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:57 towards level 70.
[07/02/22 23:18:28] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:57 towards level 65.
[07/02/22 23:35:20] ryp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:44:07 towards level 55.
[07/02/22 23:58:36] Angelina was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:37:35 from level 57.
[07/03/22 00:23:11] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:07:02 towards level 67.
[07/03/22 00:31:46] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:25:47 from level 67.
[07/03/22 00:57:05] enteral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:59 towards level 44.
[07/03/22 01:32:01] Aelane was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:12:52 towards level 58.
[07/03/22 01:43:54] Angelina was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:41:46 from level 57.
[07/03/22 01:47:19] gradator's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gradator's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/22 02:09:54] jaxson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jaxson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/22 02:33:28] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:43 towards level 66.
[07/03/22 03:18:29] Elwyn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:58 towards level 28.
[07/03/22 04:32:42] hax404 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:22:42 from level 65.
[07/03/22 04:33:03] buyoq slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! buyoq's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/03/22 04:45:35] GilbertErik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:25:46 towards level 61.
[07/03/22 05:03:06] Wam was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:48:59 from level 59.
[07/03/22 05:06:43] brycec fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:55:44 from level 62.
[07/03/22 06:31:18] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:10 towards level 64.
[07/03/22 06:59:00] DrinkyBird was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:07:14 from level 66.
[07/03/22 07:28:32] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:19:57 towards level 67.
[07/03/22 08:31:06] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:52 towards level 64.
[07/03/22 10:14:25] CompanionCube hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:43:04 towards level 67.
[07/03/22 10:21:02] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:16:47 towards level 61.
[07/03/22 10:24:30] Ungoliant gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:37:45 towards level 61.
[07/03/22 10:50:26] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:47 towards level 68.
[07/03/22 11:09:24] idleneutral's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! idleneutral's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/03/22 11:48:02] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:16 towards level 65.
[07/03/22 12:04:50] CompanionCube was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:16 from level 67.
[07/03/22 13:12:22] The local wizard imbued StalkR's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! StalkR's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/22 13:33:47] MELOONi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:03:10 towards level 66.
[07/03/22 14:29:29] yNos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:39:21 towards level 60.
[07/03/22 15:04:00] blabber bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:14 towards level 64.
[07/03/22 15:27:05] kinus was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:23:34 from level 60.
[07/03/22 15:35:49] Sario discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:46:39 towards level 56.
[07/03/22 15:51:58] Wolf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:43:21 from level 66.
[07/03/22 16:15:20] Sleepy_boi reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sleepy_boi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/22 16:38:59] tomhek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:10 towards level 65.
[07/03/22 18:20:44] ZOTTA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:26:38 towards level 54.
[07/03/22 18:27:31] Khorne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:19 towards level 67.
[07/03/22 18:28:55] JigmeDatse found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:35:47 towards level 63.
[07/03/22 18:52:50] Alaric burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Alaric's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/03/22 19:50:33] idlegood has dealt kzootech a Critical Strike! 2 days, 00:12:27 is added to kzootech's clock.
[07/03/22 21:50:16] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:17 towards level 67.
[07/03/22 21:51:04] Elwyn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:25 towards level 29.
[07/03/22 21:56:29] Misza caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:20:28 towards level 63.
[07/03/22 21:57:59] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:56:23 towards level 66.
[07/03/22 22:17:12] yNos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:12:45 towards level 60.
[07/03/22 22:32:51] yano found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:17 towards level 64.
[07/03/22 23:27:29] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:45 towards level 66.
[07/04/22 00:01:39] dyvonna's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! dyvonna's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/04/22 02:09:02] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:03:34 towards level 65.
[07/04/22 02:26:20] Feltharell found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:21 towards level 60.
[07/04/22 02:30:24] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:11:28 towards level 56.
[07/04/22 04:14:10] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:00:00 towards level 68.
[07/04/22 04:28:59] canton7 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:01:12 towards level 64.
[07/04/22 05:54:41] TimWolla caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:16:44 towards level 68.
[07/04/22 06:11:29] MetaNova caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:02 towards level 67.
[07/04/22 07:03:09] tomhek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:25:12 towards level 66.
[07/04/22 08:12:35] pasquale was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:26 towards level 54.
[07/04/22 08:21:10] idleevil ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:47 from level 53.
[07/04/22 08:37:46] Wam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:56:22 towards level 59.
[07/04/22 08:47:30] Sombra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:03:52 towards level 68.
[07/04/22 08:54:04] Tangles's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tangles's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/22 09:18:42] JigmeDatse discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:24:15 towards level 63.
[07/04/22 09:26:29] ChowderKeg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:21 towards level 67.
[07/04/22 09:57:23] VOID caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:55:01 towards level 54.
[07/04/22 11:23:46] golgy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:00 towards level 63.
[07/04/22 11:46:09] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:34:19 towards level 69.
[07/04/22 13:01:31] bookworm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 19:24:41 from level 64.
[07/04/22 13:06:56] eising found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:43:45 towards level 67.
[07/04/22 13:47:02] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:46:26 towards level 68.
[07/04/22 14:26:25] talisein bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:35:31 towards level 68.
[07/04/22 16:46:05] A_Dragon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:03:39 towards level 65.
[07/04/22 16:57:53] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:45:12 towards level 65.
[07/04/22 17:11:41] cremefresh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:41:08 towards level 68.
[07/04/22 17:20:24] pyre was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:06:47 from level 66.
[07/04/22 17:36:07] pfoley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:59:24 towards level 64.
[07/04/22 17:40:04] The local wizard imbued dwfreed's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dwfreed's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/22 18:15:56] buyoq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:54:11 towards level 64.
[07/04/22 19:29:08] jayvee was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:44 towards level 66.
[07/04/22 20:04:54] Aelane found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:21:25 towards level 58.
[07/04/22 21:06:25] Nechayev's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Nechayev's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/22 21:29:20] brycec was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:31:00 from level 62.
[07/04/22 23:12:47] tmberg slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! tmberg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/04/22 23:13:50] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:11 towards level 64.
[07/04/22 23:36:07] brycec was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:59:35 towards level 62.
[07/04/22 23:36:46] thornrag tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:03:34 towards level 65.
[07/04/22 23:53:08] zankore found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:59 towards level 57.
[07/05/22 00:44:48] Abe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:26 towards level 61.
[07/05/22 01:08:02] enteral was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:32 from level 45.
[07/05/22 01:36:35] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:10 towards level 64.
[07/05/22 01:40:14] Andrio's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Andrio's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/22 02:09:20] RussellB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:53:06 towards level 66.
[07/05/22 02:12:41] ion spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ion's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/05/22 02:53:31] buyoq burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! buyoq's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/05/22 03:16:25] Thorael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:42:23 towards level 67.
[07/05/22 03:47:38] Hex's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Hex's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/22 04:52:44] caeli bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:40 towards level 66.
[07/05/22 05:28:38] mordac's charm ate a bolt of lightning! mordac's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/22 05:55:56] bananaboat's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bananaboat's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/22 06:34:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ephemer0l's tunic! ephemer0l's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/22 07:08:43] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:28:38 towards level 67.
[07/05/22 07:26:46] zankore hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:47 towards level 57.
[07/05/22 07:33:53] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:58 towards level 65.
[07/05/22 07:53:13] ukleinek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ukleinek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/22 07:54:25] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:30:38 from level 67.
[07/05/22 09:15:43] crank discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:51 towards level 67.
[07/05/22 10:06:26] EddieT137 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:40 towards level 59.
[07/05/22 10:45:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Wam's tunic! Wam's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/22 11:32:04] signofzeta discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:34 towards level 60.
[07/05/22 11:59:25] Disruptor tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:06 towards level 63.
[07/05/22 13:00:40] pfoley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:22:12 towards level 64.
[07/05/22 13:29:13] sky fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:03:56 from level 64.
[07/05/22 14:10:18] The local wizard imbued MetaNova's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! MetaNova's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/22 14:11:27] ToHellWithGA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:07:57 towards level 68.
[07/05/22 14:44:40] Togra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:49:37 towards level 65.
[07/05/22 16:26:17] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:29:29 towards level 67.
[07/05/22 16:26:32] Techman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Techman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/05/22 16:45:51] brycec was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:43:43 towards level 62.
[07/05/22 17:25:35] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:46:55 towards level 66.
[07/05/22 17:29:27] pasquale found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:25 towards level 54.
[07/05/22 17:40:41] Sokar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:22:41 towards level 65.
[07/05/22 18:22:46] brycec was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:11:33 from level 62.
[07/05/22 19:04:36] Disruptor hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:40 towards level 63.
[07/05/22 19:46:33] Asara was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:05 towards level 68.
[07/05/22 20:37:31] soltys ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:08:34 from level 66.
[07/05/22 20:42:05] munkis got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:35 towards level 61.
[07/05/22 20:56:05] digitalpunk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:37 from level 23.
[07/05/22 21:17:03] spex was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:52:20 from level 65.
[07/05/22 22:24:05] blackroot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:03:22 towards level 64.
[07/05/22 22:30:18] dyvonna was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:09:38 towards level 56.
[07/05/22 22:34:49] bananaboat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bananaboat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/22 22:47:49] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:43:10 towards level 63.
[07/06/22 00:33:32] anarcat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:37:00 towards level 69.
[07/06/22 00:59:50] SCSi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:56 towards level 64.
[07/06/22 01:16:33] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:09 towards level 66.
[07/06/22 01:47:03] kptr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:02:12 towards level 67.
[07/06/22 01:53:55] Puff was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:22:04 from level 66.
[07/06/22 01:57:02] Andrio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:24 towards level 64.
[07/06/22 03:00:30] Algernon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:44:56 towards level 64.
[07/06/22 03:30:33] mordac ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:38:07 from level 66.
[07/06/22 04:06:11] Sario was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:26 towards level 56.
[07/06/22 04:27:57] digitalpunk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:00 towards level 24.
[07/06/22 04:53:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Arch's tunic! Arch's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/22 05:37:44] Tangles found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:16:40 towards level 64.
[07/06/22 05:57:18] Kritzefitz was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:18:54 from level 64.
[07/06/22 06:24:42] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:53:37 towards level 64.
[07/06/22 07:09:00] Ankhers ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:29:49 from level 64.
[07/06/22 07:22:21] anarcat's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! anarcat's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/22 07:32:35] Omega found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:23:08 towards level 59.
[07/06/22 07:37:30] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:45 towards level 66.
[07/06/22 08:08:56] DrinkyBird's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! DrinkyBird's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/22 08:30:16] Gorek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:25:28 from level 69.
[07/06/22 08:36:26] yNos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:35:39 towards level 60.
[07/06/22 09:30:32] Asara met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:13:47 from level 68.
[07/06/22 09:55:17] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:07 towards level 67.
[07/06/22 11:08:05] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:24:35 towards level 68.
[07/06/22 11:52:44] V ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:29:48 from level 67.
[07/06/22 12:10:12] Sombra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:58:35 from level 68.
[07/06/22 13:10:57] bookworm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 05:05:34 from level 64.
[07/06/22 13:25:51] hugga ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:07:06 from level 60.
[07/06/22 14:44:31] nyuszika7h found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:42:13 towards level 67.
[07/06/22 14:56:43] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:02:55 towards level 61.
[07/06/22 15:04:05] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:17 towards level 67.
[07/06/22 15:10:30] Lord255 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:41:37 towards level 68.
[07/06/22 15:30:56] Theleveler was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:18:10 from level 67.
[07/06/22 16:16:09] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:16 towards level 64.
[07/06/22 16:58:14] Kurenai ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:45:22 from level 52.
[07/06/22 17:18:12] d4n13L has dealt Cirdan a Critical Strike! 9 days, 09:34:01 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[07/06/22 19:25:05] SirBummelz was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:39:23 from level 59.
[07/06/22 20:44:14] zankore found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:42 towards level 57.
[07/06/22 21:12:20] Nechayev's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Nechayev's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/22 22:05:15] vegadark's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! vegadark's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/22 22:38:44] Sorin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:01:13 towards level 60.
[07/06/22 23:23:59] munkis has dealt Forud a Critical Strike! 7 days, 17:19:56 is added to Forud's clock.
[07/07/22 00:25:45] GilbertErik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:38:36 towards level 61.
[07/07/22 00:49:08] StalkR was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:01 from level 64.
[07/07/22 01:05:50] Tenorman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:15:11 towards level 66.
[07/07/22 01:09:03] CodeGeek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:00:47 from level 66.
[07/07/22 01:29:19] Hex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:30 towards level 54.
[07/07/22 01:49:05] Minus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:18 towards level 48.
[07/07/22 02:08:48] Feltharell burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Feltharell's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/07/22 02:35:05] Covid-19 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:12:09 from level 64.
[07/07/22 03:06:02] TheGreatest was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:49:23 from level 52.
[07/07/22 03:20:26] HellSpawn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:10:03 towards level 65.
[07/07/22 03:32:32] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:35:38 towards level 69.
[07/07/22 04:27:28] mordac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:41 towards level 66.
[07/07/22 04:50:20] SirBummelz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:11:38 from level 59.
[07/07/22 06:35:20] Misza fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:35:47 from level 63.
[07/07/22 07:01:23] golgy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:38:54 towards level 64.
[07/07/22 07:23:33] blackroot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:12:22 towards level 64.
[07/07/22 10:17:23] cremefresh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:49:41 towards level 68.
[07/07/22 10:34:23] freeboson burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! freeboson's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/07/22 10:44:13] idleneutral was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:35:29 towards level 53.
[07/07/22 12:16:46] GilbertErik was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:43:09 from level 61.
[07/07/22 13:18:57] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:11 towards level 65.
[07/07/22 13:52:11] kptr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:45:49 towards level 67.
[07/07/22 14:41:51] canton7 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:32:11 from level 64.
[07/07/22 14:58:40] eising was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:45:34 towards level 67.
[07/07/22 14:59:10] eroc1990 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:15 towards level 47.
[07/07/22 16:03:08] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:29 towards level 66.
[07/07/22 16:15:35] HeavyPodda has dealt digitalpunk a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:49:24 is added to digitalpunk's clock.
[07/07/22 16:44:26] TheGreatest found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:44:51 towards level 52.
[07/07/22 18:01:02] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:23 towards level 56.
[07/07/22 18:09:12] HeavyPodda got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:51 from level 64.
[07/07/22 19:02:06] tswsl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tswsl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/22 19:20:54] The local wizard imbued Lnk's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Lnk's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/22 19:44:36] cremefresh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:15 towards level 68.
[07/07/22 20:30:49] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:50 towards level 66.
[07/07/22 20:44:36] Tenorman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:42:57 towards level 66.
[07/07/22 20:59:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Khorne's tunic! Khorne's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/22 22:46:46] blackroot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:35:36 towards level 64.
[07/07/22 23:40:20] DrinkyBird tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:20 towards level 66.
[07/08/22 00:05:51] Sleepy_boi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:37:15 towards level 50.
[07/08/22 00:20:41] ufo-piloot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:11 towards level 39.
[07/08/22 01:10:45] washclof found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:30:48 towards level 69.
[07/08/22 01:23:29] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:49:17 towards level 66.
[07/08/22 01:38:23] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:52:30 towards level 65.
[07/08/22 01:53:47] contyk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:45 towards level 28.
[07/08/22 02:13:34] nyuszika7h had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:55 towards level 67.
[07/08/22 02:35:59] washclof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:20:01 towards level 69.
[07/08/22 03:12:22] VOID was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:41:57 from level 54.
[07/08/22 03:18:11] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:07 towards level 65.
[07/08/22 03:26:13] shikhin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:57:43 towards level 67.
[07/08/22 03:27:13] TimWolla found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:55:25 towards level 68.
[07/08/22 04:18:05] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:10:16 towards level 65.
[07/08/22 05:38:06] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:25:44 from level 64.
[07/08/22 05:42:51] Bluedog tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:59:16 towards level 67.
[07/08/22 06:05:26] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:32 towards level 65.
[07/08/22 06:15:49] SirBummelz ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:05:57 from level 59.
[07/08/22 06:37:59] CrashOverride bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:50 towards level 68.
[07/08/22 06:39:44] "\@_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:27 towards level 64.
[07/08/22 07:13:26] Kritzefitz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:52 towards level 64.
[07/08/22 07:33:29] Psilocybe's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Psilocybe's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/22 09:40:47] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:44:41 towards level 66.
[07/08/22 11:25:17] gildarts got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:21:06 towards level 64.
[07/08/22 11:38:40] idlegood was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:45:35 towards level 55.
[07/08/22 11:39:37] achin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:43 towards level 47.
[07/08/22 13:21:02] MadMan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! MadMan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/08/22 13:25:18] t3chn0 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:32:48 from level 64.
[07/08/22 13:33:04] pfoley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:25:43 towards level 64.
[07/08/22 13:34:31] drahthaar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! drahthaar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/22 14:27:41] Feltharell was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:15:38 from level 61.
[07/08/22 15:03:45] Wam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:00:07 towards level 59.
[07/08/22 15:06:55] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:05 towards level 67.
[07/08/22 15:10:47] Tenorman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:28:55 towards level 66.
[07/08/22 15:14:26] nyuszika7h was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:20:02 towards level 67.
[07/08/22 15:42:44] thornrag was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:49:04 from level 65.
[07/08/22 18:22:17] pasquale tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:05 towards level 54.
[07/08/22 18:36:38] womblecat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:29:41 towards level 61.
[07/08/22 18:37:38] Drin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:52:57 towards level 63.
[07/08/22 19:26:28] yano met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:08:14 from level 65.
[07/08/22 20:12:59] Angelina tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:00:25 towards level 58.
[07/08/22 21:02:38] jayvee was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:43 towards level 66.
[07/08/22 21:17:25] idleneutral bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:48 towards level 53.
[07/08/22 21:21:59] Ungoliant's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ungoliant's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/22 21:37:03] <rainchick> tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:41 towards level 42.
[07/08/22 22:26:59] damyan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:27:36 from level 63.
[07/08/22 23:06:52] soltys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:28:31 towards level 66.
[07/09/22 00:55:29] bsleep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:11 towards level 64.
[07/09/22 02:21:46] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:20:44 towards level 68.
[07/09/22 02:27:53] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:39 towards level 63.
[07/09/22 02:49:42] KindOne was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:26:23 from level 62.
[07/09/22 03:20:55] yNos was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:48:51 from level 60.
[07/09/22 04:17:57] Pinkman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:01 towards level 61.
[07/09/22 04:23:58] eroc1990 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:02 towards level 47.
[07/09/22 06:20:15] BastelBot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:16:20 towards level 66.
[07/09/22 06:25:39] SirBummelz was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:59:05 from level 59.
[07/09/22 06:47:25] ephemer0l found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:40:28 towards level 57.
[07/09/22 07:16:10] jaxson was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:45:46 from level 65.
[07/09/22 07:33:53] The local wizard imbued Alarien's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Alarien's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/22 09:14:41] LeD bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:14 towards level 53.
[07/09/22 09:39:58] Tangles was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:47:20 towards level 64.
[07/09/22 10:37:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Pinkman's tunic! Pinkman's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/22 11:25:33] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:04:58 towards level 56.
[07/09/22 12:37:41] Psilocybe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:28:38 towards level 67.
[07/09/22 13:56:51] washclof was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:29:31 towards level 69.
[07/09/22 14:27:09] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:01 towards level 55.
[07/09/22 14:44:19] Centrixx gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:07:23 towards level 68.
[07/09/22 15:19:23] KindOne met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:19:13 from level 62.
[07/09/22 15:27:12] zifnab06 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:25:59 from level 63.
[07/09/22 17:25:07] JigmeDatse tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:07:03 towards level 63.
[07/09/22 17:38:13] zifnab06 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:54:03 towards level 63.
[07/09/22 17:57:36] Acolarh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Acolarh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/22 17:59:00] hdm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:34 towards level 70.
[07/09/22 18:25:38] CrashOverride found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:03 towards level 68.
[07/09/22 18:53:34] bsleep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:25 towards level 64.
[07/09/22 19:21:22] The local wizard imbued herald's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! herald's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/22 20:31:30] CodeGeek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:03:45 from level 66.
[07/09/22 20:45:53] Cirdan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Cirdan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/22 21:05:33] aqsd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:43 towards level 64.
[07/09/22 21:25:14] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:20:06 from level 53.
[07/09/22 22:37:02] hdm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:56 towards level 70.
[07/10/22 01:46:25] Tabmow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:54 towards level 54.
[07/10/22 03:11:30] Aelane has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:53:16 is added to Tangles's clock.
[07/10/22 04:33:18] sky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:27 towards level 64.
[07/10/22 04:35:48] Algernon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:35:46 towards level 64.
[07/10/22 05:20:27] Tangles tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:24:51 towards level 64.
[07/10/22 05:47:39] cadfael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:23:49 towards level 61.
[07/10/22 06:12:47] el has dealt Sherpard2 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:44:04 is added to Sherpard2's clock.
[07/10/22 07:18:45] BastelBot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:41:10 towards level 66.
[07/10/22 07:38:25] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:32:40 towards level 61.
[07/10/22 08:23:07] damyan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:15:43 towards level 63.
[07/10/22 08:30:55] EddieT137 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:31:58 towards level 60.
[07/10/22 10:13:07] coding_monk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:19 towards level 62.
[07/10/22 10:24:09] canton7 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:11:58 towards level 64.
[07/10/22 11:09:24] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:03 towards level 69.
[07/10/22 12:36:12] Andrio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:48 towards level 64.
[07/10/22 12:51:48] Wolf walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:56:34 from level 66.
[07/10/22 12:54:06] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:28:11 towards level 66.
[07/10/22 14:55:45] Bluedog was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:12:13 towards level 67.
[07/10/22 15:48:32] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:31 towards level 69.
[07/10/22 16:35:14] io was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:24:28 towards level 69.
[07/10/22 16:48:16] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:35 towards level 67.
[07/10/22 16:54:08] washclof was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:11:55 from level 69.
[07/10/22 16:57:42] noex fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:51:00 from level 54.
[07/10/22 17:06:13] Vigrid met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:50:27 from level 53.
[07/10/22 18:13:14] LeD gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:03 towards level 53.
[07/10/22 18:20:33] Psilocybe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:18:44 towards level 67.
[07/10/22 18:30:23] ephemer0l hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:53 towards level 57.
[07/10/22 18:41:14] gegenschein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:08:20 towards level 63.
[07/10/22 19:03:15] Acolarh slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Acolarh's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/10/22 19:06:58] kenyon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! kenyon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/22 19:35:09] heisenbug burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! heisenbug's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/10/22 20:48:35] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:22:24 towards level 65.
[07/10/22 21:36:15] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:33 towards level 67.
[07/10/22 22:12:27] The local wizard imbued Covid-19's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Covid-19's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/22 22:52:32] The local wizard imbued Sombra's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sombra's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/22 23:00:25] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ufo-piloot's tunic! ufo-piloot's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/22 23:29:10] Abe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Abe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/22 23:34:14] CodeGeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:02:58 towards level 66.
[07/11/22 00:53:27] fstrelok found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:29 towards level 51.
[07/11/22 00:55:45] pasquale was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:03 towards level 54.
[07/11/22 00:58:15] golgy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:53:35 towards level 64.
[07/11/22 01:09:35] tmberg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:47:04 from level 64.
[07/11/22 01:27:37] Syloq slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Syloq's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/11/22 02:29:55] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:11 towards level 65.
[07/11/22 02:42:43] Disruptor ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:22:04 from level 64.
[07/11/22 04:02:00] Misza found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:52:42 towards level 63.
[07/11/22 04:06:28] yNos was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:04:14 from level 60.
[07/11/22 06:27:29] The local wizard imbued Feltharell's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Feltharell's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/22 06:50:01] cadfael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:35:55 towards level 61.
[07/11/22 07:08:07] The local wizard imbued Chuck's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Chuck's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/22 07:14:29] Beefcan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Beefcan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/22 07:16:57] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:52:22 towards level 62.
[07/11/22 07:35:27] pfoley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:34:24 towards level 64.
[07/11/22 07:43:41] washclof was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:07 towards level 69.
[07/11/22 07:45:44] gegenschein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:15:15 towards level 63.
[07/11/22 09:19:47] <rainchick> bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:49 towards level 43.
[07/11/22 09:23:51] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:35 towards level 68.
[07/11/22 10:30:11] Tenorman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:53:28 towards level 66.
[07/11/22 11:01:40] LeD caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:44 towards level 53.
[07/11/22 11:33:17] alhen bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:49 towards level 25.
[07/11/22 13:14:59] launchd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:15 towards level 43.
[07/11/22 13:29:56] idleevil had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:40 towards level 54.
[07/11/22 13:40:41] Silvanus_Betrium found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:42:53 towards level 63.
[07/11/22 14:04:18] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:42:16 towards level 66.
[07/11/22 15:01:42] bookworm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:16:53 from level 64.
[07/11/22 16:03:26] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:50 towards level 64.
[07/11/22 16:27:06] GilbertErik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:14 towards level 61.
[07/11/22 16:28:10] Syloq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:16 towards level 65.
[07/11/22 17:36:49] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:41:45 towards level 65.
[07/11/22 18:31:48] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:07:31 towards level 62.
[07/11/22 19:01:48] Bluedog's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Bluedog's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/22 19:32:21] Wolf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:21 towards level 66.
[07/11/22 20:00:11] Acolarh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:44:44 from level 65.
[07/11/22 21:12:41] StalkR found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:39:55 towards level 65.
[07/11/22 21:37:07] misha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:14:24 towards level 67.
[07/11/22 22:13:05] d4n13L got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:24 towards level 65.
[07/11/22 23:53:56] noex was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:30:26 from level 54.
[07/12/22 00:13:04] crank was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:20 towards level 67.
[07/12/22 00:49:50] Sorin was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:14 from level 60.
[07/12/22 00:56:57] Lord255 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:53:58 towards level 68.
[07/12/22 01:14:05] hax404 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:15:35 towards level 66.
[07/12/22 01:51:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cockatrice's tunic! Cockatrice's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/22 02:26:45] HeavyPodda ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:14:30 from level 65.
[07/12/22 02:28:31] zankore bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:36:33 towards level 58.
[07/12/22 02:30:22] digitalpunk was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:32 from level 35.
[07/12/22 02:55:18] bsleep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:06 towards level 64.
[07/12/22 03:28:56] EddieT137 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:49:08 from level 60.
[07/12/22 03:52:09] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:55:37 towards level 68.
[07/12/22 06:11:24] Angelina was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:06:30 from level 58.
[07/12/22 06:17:19] Acolarh fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:32:48 from level 65.
[07/12/22 06:26:46] golgy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:42:58 towards level 64.
[07/12/22 07:39:39] starlink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:43 towards level 65.
[07/12/22 07:53:14] kzootech gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:35 towards level 55.
[07/12/22 08:38:02] Juan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:57 from level 53.
[07/12/22 08:58:49] csc2ya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:02 towards level 59.
[07/12/22 09:38:17] Wolf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:17:46 from level 66.
[07/12/22 09:42:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on crank's tunic! crank's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/22 09:57:33] hax404 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:16:34 towards level 66.
[07/12/22 10:03:35] thornrag fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:28:39 from level 65.
[07/12/22 10:43:49] bookworm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 09:16:36 towards level 64.
[07/12/22 11:51:53] Theleveler was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:48:43 towards level 67.
[07/12/22 12:04:05] The local wizard imbued cremefresh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cremefresh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/22 12:07:54] Khorne ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:09:36 from level 68.
[07/12/22 12:32:06] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:28 towards level 66.
[07/12/22 13:38:20] Beefcan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:46:10 towards level 57.
[07/12/22 13:39:05] jaxson ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:15:16 from level 65.
[07/12/22 13:39:24] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/12/22 14:17:13] kptr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:02:57 from level 67.
[07/12/22 14:58:40] Yarosh burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Yarosh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/12/22 15:13:04] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:03 towards level 67.
[07/12/22 15:27:10] Cockatrice was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:11:38 from level 53.
[07/12/22 16:19:26] Xenthys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:14:19 towards level 59.
[07/12/22 17:06:39] SirBummelz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:25:44 towards level 59.
[07/12/22 18:10:18] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:35 towards level 65.
[07/12/22 18:14:37] thornrag hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:28 towards level 65.
[07/12/22 20:12:48] cremefresh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:28:16 towards level 68.
[07/12/22 20:35:37] Sherpard2 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:49:24 towards level 63.
[07/12/22 20:38:35] gegenschein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:27:21 towards level 63.
[07/12/22 21:19:17] sc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:41 towards level 68.
[07/12/22 21:46:22] blabber gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:52:18 towards level 65.
[07/12/22 21:59:19] Sleepy_boi had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:10 towards level 50.
[07/12/22 23:08:39] bg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:52 towards level 67.
[07/12/22 23:52:55] dyvonna was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:33 from level 56.
[07/13/22 00:23:02] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:20:07 towards level 61.
[07/13/22 00:26:38] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 21:22:39 towards level 64.
[07/13/22 00:36:43] alhen caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:22 towards level 29.
[07/13/22 01:03:30] buzel met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:03:37 from level 68.
[07/13/22 01:32:57] idleevil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:17 towards level 54.
[07/13/22 02:03:39] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:28:52 towards level 65.
[07/13/22 02:04:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Thorael's tunic! Thorael's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/22 02:33:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SSLbits's tunic! SSLbits's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/22 04:27:59] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:42 towards level 53.
[07/13/22 04:30:27] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:12:49 towards level 66.
[07/13/22 04:50:28] SSLbits walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:13:40 from level 56.
[07/13/22 06:43:17] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:04:37 towards level 66.
[07/13/22 07:35:21] gildarts ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:01:01 from level 64.
[07/13/22 07:53:43] Notir ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:13:58 from level 60.
[07/13/22 09:42:42] Sergio's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Sergio's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/22 10:38:43] CompanionCube was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:56:20 towards level 68.
[07/13/22 12:21:08] ToHellWithGA tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:50:49 towards level 68.
[07/13/22 13:31:13] SuzakuMedli was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:35 from level 39.
[07/13/22 13:36:47] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:49:01 towards level 65.
[07/13/22 13:37:41] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:14:06 towards level 65.
[07/13/22 13:46:49] bananaboat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bananaboat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/13/22 13:52:23] adamus1red has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:42:07 is added to elf's clock.
[07/13/22 14:46:16] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:53:43 from level 70.
[07/13/22 15:02:34] heisenbug ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:49:28 from level 68.
[07/13/22 15:11:51] cadfael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:50:04 towards level 61.
[07/13/22 16:03:17] laama was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:34:47 towards level 66.
[07/13/22 16:33:05] Carl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Carl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/22 16:34:17] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:44:10 towards level 64.
[07/13/22 17:19:51] Misza gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:42:04 towards level 63.
[07/13/22 18:19:58] golgy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:52:25 towards level 64.
[07/13/22 19:16:15] ufo-piloot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:03 towards level 42.
[07/13/22 19:36:01] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:48:18 towards level 67.
[07/13/22 19:55:20] golgy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:19:26 towards level 64.
[07/13/22 20:07:05] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:49:56 towards level 70.
[07/13/22 20:56:43] Kritzefitz was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:27:40 from level 64.
[07/13/22 21:01:12] Pinkman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:45:04 towards level 62.
[07/13/22 21:24:59] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:29:43 from level 65.
[07/13/22 21:50:31] Feltharell has dealt Wolf a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:21:25 is added to Wolf's clock.
[07/13/22 23:12:14] TimeWarp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:12 towards level 48.
[07/13/22 23:14:45] The local wizard imbued Tabmow's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tabmow's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/22 23:34:40] VonToutCourt was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:17:32 from level 65.
[07/13/22 23:35:58] sky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:52:18 towards level 65.
[07/13/22 23:48:12] idlegood tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:33 towards level 55.
[07/13/22 23:48:15] eising found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:53:34 towards level 67.
[07/13/22 23:59:47] adamus1red was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:16:11 towards level 66.
[07/14/22 00:21:31] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:55:08 from level 66.
[07/14/22 00:33:33] tsr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:50:59 towards level 62.
[07/14/22 00:55:26] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:04 towards level 68.
[07/14/22 02:32:00] Togra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:10 towards level 65.
[07/14/22 03:41:47] starlink was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:11 towards level 65.
[07/14/22 04:05:45] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:42:24 towards level 68.
[07/14/22 04:14:08] bobvador hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:30:54 towards level 65.
[07/14/22 04:17:06] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:15 towards level 60.
[07/14/22 04:17:45] Sokar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:13:27 towards level 65.
[07/14/22 04:32:37] Hex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:43 towards level 54.
[07/14/22 04:48:28] The local wizard imbued EddieT137's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! EddieT137's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/22 05:14:09] Juan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:50:32 towards level 54.
[07/14/22 05:27:30] Feltharell caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:48:57 towards level 61.
[07/14/22 05:55:50] misha got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:17:54 from level 67.
[07/14/22 06:37:08] el tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:56:14 towards level 66.
[07/14/22 07:17:07] shikhin slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! shikhin's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/14/22 08:00:43] damyan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:15 towards level 63.
[07/14/22 11:13:15] Syloq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:25:19 towards level 66.
[07/14/22 11:16:19] thornrag's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! thornrag's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/22 13:03:01] BastelBot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:31:44 towards level 66.
[07/14/22 13:03:19] Cirdan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:51:31 from level 68.
[07/14/22 13:33:35] anarcat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:52 towards level 69.
[07/14/22 14:25:06] ephemer0l's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ephemer0l's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/22 14:49:32] canton7 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:17:12 from level 64.
[07/14/22 14:50:59] io reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! io's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/22 15:28:52] postikana bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:52:09 towards level 63.
[07/14/22 15:41:54] Togra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:17:54 from level 65.
[07/14/22 16:39:27] noex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:23 towards level 54.
[07/14/22 17:36:26] The local wizard imbued bobvador's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bobvador's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/22 18:46:31] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:53 towards level 61.
[07/14/22 19:27:48] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:59:27 towards level 68.
[07/14/22 19:40:16] tswsl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:33:38 towards level 67.
[07/14/22 19:52:39] Kachin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:25 towards level 64.
[07/14/22 20:11:36] Algernon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:00 towards level 64.
[07/14/22 20:21:18] Togra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:11:06 towards level 65.
[07/14/22 20:31:53] enteral was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:05 towards level 47.
[07/14/22 20:42:38] Forud had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:48:05 towards level 66.
[07/14/22 20:56:26] Sleepy_boi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:02 towards level 50.
[07/14/22 21:59:41] zifnab06 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:03:45 towards level 63.
[07/14/22 22:51:20] AlexS had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:11:01 towards level 63.
[07/14/22 22:59:21] anarcat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:08 towards level 69.
[07/14/22 23:04:41] Paganel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:26 towards level 66.
[07/14/22 23:21:10] Sergio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:38:33 towards level 62.
[07/14/22 23:24:56] Sokar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:42 towards level 65.
[07/15/22 00:06:01] zifnab06 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:40:32 towards level 63.
[07/15/22 00:25:32] MELOONi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:53 towards level 66.
[07/15/22 01:00:43] Minus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:26 towards level 50.
[07/15/22 01:04:59] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:03 towards level 68.
[07/15/22 01:05:41] drahthaar was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:44:23 from level 68.
[07/15/22 01:16:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Alarien's tunic! Alarien's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/22 02:46:50] starlink ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:09 from level 65.
[07/15/22 02:57:49] The local wizard imbued CompanionCube's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CompanionCube's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/22 03:00:58] Lord255 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:23:39 towards level 68.
[07/15/22 03:03:19] MadMan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:56:12 towards level 66.
[07/15/22 03:29:40] Minus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:58 towards level 50.
[07/15/22 05:30:40] HeavyPodda was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:24:38 from level 65.
[07/15/22 05:56:08] AlexS walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:29:10 from level 63.
[07/15/22 07:24:36] Forud was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:05:55 towards level 66.
[07/15/22 07:26:39] pasquale tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:08:47 towards level 55.
[07/15/22 07:27:49] SuzakuMedli spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! SuzakuMedli's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/15/22 08:31:10] Fehu ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:27:24 from level 59.
[07/15/22 09:01:34] jayvee was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:21:33 towards level 67.
[07/15/22 09:23:45] tomhek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:22:37 towards level 66.
[07/15/22 09:26:15] pfoley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:49:44 towards level 64.
[07/15/22 09:53:50] TauPan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:52:06 towards level 60.
[07/15/22 10:01:13] MELOONi was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:45:49 from level 66.
[07/15/22 10:01:43] Sergio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:12:13 towards level 62.
[07/15/22 10:49:20] nyuszika7h had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:01 towards level 67.
[07/15/22 11:49:32] Fehu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:00:22 towards level 59.
[07/15/22 12:01:32] Thorael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:34:03 towards level 67.
[07/15/22 12:23:37] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:29:10 towards level 62.
[07/15/22 12:52:38] damyan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:29:23 from level 63.
[07/15/22 13:22:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on starlink's tunic! starlink's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/22 14:30:49] tswsl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:39:15 towards level 67.
[07/15/22 14:56:42] Lord255 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:50:08 towards level 68.
[07/15/22 15:37:44] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:27:09 towards level 66.
[07/15/22 15:58:19] Syloq was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:36:19 from level 66.
[07/15/22 16:31:37] pants was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:07:00 from level 66.
[07/15/22 16:48:54] MrMagoo walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:05:15 from level 54.
[07/15/22 17:01:36] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:22:06 towards level 65.
[07/15/22 18:03:16] Cirdan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:37:30 towards level 68.
[07/15/22 18:10:45] talisein was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:38:45 from level 68.
[07/15/22 18:48:46] bobvador ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:34:37 from level 65.
[07/15/22 18:49:35] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:12 towards level 68.
[07/15/22 19:03:40] Aelane got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:17:25 towards level 59.
[07/15/22 20:50:06] StalkR gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:41:28 towards level 65.
[07/15/22 20:58:38] cornfeedhobo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:31 towards level 60.
[07/15/22 21:17:03] Kachin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:59 towards level 64.
[07/15/22 21:29:23] jayvee's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jayvee's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/22 22:52:01] Arch was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:26:22 from level 62.
[07/15/22 23:11:23] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:56 towards level 68.
[07/15/22 23:18:43] kzootech found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:48 towards level 55.
[07/15/22 23:21:47] bsleep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:03:48 towards level 65.
[07/15/22 23:37:02] The local wizard imbued CornFly's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CornFly's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/22 00:31:12] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:44 towards level 65.
[07/16/22 00:39:23] spex has dealt Sorin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:06:06 is added to Sorin's clock.
[07/16/22 00:50:31] achin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:39 towards level 48.
[07/16/22 01:01:03] Syloq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:02:56 towards level 66.
[07/16/22 01:10:02] Paganel has dealt Nechayev a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:45:47 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[07/16/22 01:59:11] idleevil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:10:23 towards level 55.
[07/16/22 02:14:02] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:25 towards level 65.
[07/16/22 02:20:23] A_Dragon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:51:39 towards level 65.
[07/16/22 02:30:24] Koffa ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:01 from level 66.
[07/16/22 03:21:58] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 05:30:52 towards level 64.
[07/16/22 03:46:15] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:11:49 towards level 66.
[07/16/22 04:34:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on GyrosGeier's tunic! GyrosGeier's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/22 04:54:20] Cockatrice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:52 towards level 53.
[07/16/22 06:13:39] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:43 towards level 65.
[07/16/22 06:38:08] Ecko was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:27:56 from level 57.
[07/16/22 07:44:49] zbe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:57:45 from level 67.
[07/16/22 07:48:40] thornrag found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:47 towards level 65.
[07/16/22 08:01:37] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:35:22 towards level 66.
[07/16/22 08:40:44] SirBummelz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:04 towards level 59.
[07/16/22 08:55:38] Pricey reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Pricey's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/22 09:07:49] bookworm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:11:36 towards level 64.
[07/16/22 09:29:44] tsr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:31:24 towards level 62.
[07/16/22 09:34:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on adamus1red's tunic! adamus1red's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/22 09:38:25] The local wizard imbued LeD's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! LeD's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/22 09:50:12] freeboson was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:04:45 from level 65.
[07/16/22 09:57:05] Khorne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:23:08 towards level 68.
[07/16/22 11:06:55] The local wizard imbued bsleep's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bsleep's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/22 11:31:30] Tangles was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:41 towards level 64.
[07/16/22 11:56:56] hdm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:13:47 from level 71.
[07/16/22 11:57:47] The local wizard imbued io's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! io's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/22 11:59:59] bobvador was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:40:30 towards level 65.
[07/16/22 12:08:40] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:15 towards level 56.
[07/16/22 13:03:51] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:05:17 towards level 66.
[07/16/22 14:07:47] Ecko hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:43 towards level 57.
[07/16/22 14:10:18] Aelane ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:15:33 from level 59.
[07/16/22 15:20:17] Beefcan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:19:15 towards level 57.
[07/16/22 16:03:59] pyre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:15:41 towards level 67.
[07/16/22 18:35:15] GyrosGeier caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:59:41 towards level 65.
[07/16/22 19:02:21] TimWolla reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TimWolla's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/22 20:29:24] GyrosGeier had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:56:59 towards level 65.
[07/16/22 21:06:38] thornrag slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! thornrag's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/16/22 21:21:17] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:47:36 towards level 60.
[07/16/22 21:47:34] Acolarh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:40:30 from level 65.
[07/16/22 22:25:45] Sorin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:08:42 towards level 61.
[07/16/22 22:27:36] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:10 towards level 68.
[07/16/22 22:47:47] VOID bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:58:11 towards level 55.
[07/16/22 23:25:03] Abe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:22:02 towards level 62.
[07/16/22 23:51:38] pfoley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:59:08 towards level 64.
[07/17/22 00:01:37] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:26 towards level 65.
[07/17/22 00:12:27] postikana met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:51:04 from level 63.
[07/17/22 01:03:15] Wolf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Wolf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/22 01:15:32] sc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:13 towards level 68.
[07/17/22 01:31:48] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:09:44 towards level 65.
[07/17/22 02:16:24] muirrum was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:00 towards level 43.
[07/17/22 02:25:50] MrMagoo reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MrMagoo's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/22 02:38:38] launchd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:46 towards level 44.
[07/17/22 02:40:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Disruptor's tunic! Disruptor's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/22 03:44:59] Centrixx was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:47:21 towards level 68.
[07/17/22 04:19:57] washclof's charm ate a bolt of lightning! washclof's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/22 04:40:38] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:35:25 from level 70.
[07/17/22 05:07:28] Togra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:55:49 towards level 65.
[07/17/22 05:39:53] signofzeta found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:46 towards level 60.
[07/17/22 06:21:19] idleevil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:41:02 towards level 55.
[07/17/22 06:54:01] Minus slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Minus's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/17/22 07:01:15] Kritzefitz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:18:31 towards level 65.
[07/17/22 07:52:31] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:48:13 towards level 69.
[07/17/22 08:27:05] ufo-piloot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:10 towards level 43.
[07/17/22 08:51:49] HeavyPodda had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:45 towards level 65.
[07/17/22 08:56:26] GilbertErik's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! GilbertErik's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/22 09:07:31] Cockatrice ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:12:47 from level 53.
[07/17/22 10:17:24] coding_monk fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:39:08 from level 63.
[07/17/22 11:36:43] ToHellWithGA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:37:16 towards level 68.
[07/17/22 11:47:57] Chuck caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:18:23 towards level 64.
[07/17/22 12:37:08] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:04 towards level 69.
[07/17/22 12:55:59] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:58 towards level 67.
[07/17/22 13:09:50] <rainchick> got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:18 towards level 45.
[07/17/22 14:32:41] Arch gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:57:48 towards level 62.
[07/17/22 14:35:14] idleneutral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:33:22 towards level 54.
[07/17/22 14:58:38] dyvonna was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:00:22 towards level 57.
[07/17/22 15:55:48] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:23:43 from level 56.
[07/17/22 16:07:05] hax404 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:30:21 towards level 66.
[07/17/22 16:10:57] contyk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:44 towards level 38.
[07/17/22 16:44:26] csc2ya was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:37:02 from level 59.
[07/17/22 16:53:40] tswsl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:07 towards level 67.
[07/17/22 17:09:14] tswsl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:55 towards level 67.
[07/17/22 17:50:55] SirBummelz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:51 towards level 59.
[07/17/22 18:07:55] fstrelok bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:00 towards level 51.
[07/17/22 18:19:24] csc2ya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:03 towards level 59.
[07/17/22 18:47:18] yano ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:32:57 from level 65.
[07/17/22 19:09:04] Aksej burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Aksej's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/17/22 19:24:34] Carl has dealt coding_monk a Critical Strike! 3 days, 14:05:04 is added to coding_monk's clock.
[07/17/22 19:28:20] Beefcan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:15:21 from level 57.
[07/17/22 19:30:08] gegenschein hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:09 towards level 63.
[07/17/22 19:32:30] zankore found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:07 towards level 58.
[07/17/22 19:46:21] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:24:35 from level 66.
[07/17/22 19:54:04] contyk has dealt laama a Critical Strike! 3 days, 10:36:48 is added to laama's clock.
[07/17/22 20:21:19] herald's charm ate a bolt of lightning! herald's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/22 21:38:00] achin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:33:57 from level 49.
[07/17/22 21:46:10] csc2ya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:37 towards level 59.
[07/17/22 21:52:44] enteral walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:34:08 from level 48.
[07/17/22 22:31:19] freeboson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:08:20 towards level 65.
[07/17/22 22:33:19] fstrelok found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:54 towards level 51.
[07/17/22 22:56:31] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:46:31 towards level 62.
[07/17/22 23:01:32] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:36:34 towards level 62.
[07/17/22 23:25:28] GyrosGeier had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:53:26 towards level 65.
[07/17/22 23:37:27] Nechayev found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:41 towards level 62.
[07/18/22 00:01:12] CrashOverride was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:46:00 towards level 69.
[07/18/22 00:02:36] GilbertErik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:21 towards level 61.
[07/18/22 00:34:59] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:43 towards level 69.
[07/18/22 00:42:30] ryp was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:35:36 from level 56.
[07/18/22 01:00:16] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:57:54 from level 62.
[07/18/22 02:26:39] MadMan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:49:42 from level 66.
[07/18/22 02:46:40] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:17:04 towards level 65.
[07/18/22 04:28:52] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:58 towards level 65.
[07/18/22 04:55:45] ZOTTA was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:41:50 towards level 55.
[07/18/22 05:51:38] Nechayev has dealt hax404 a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:14:47 is added to hax404's clock.
[07/18/22 05:53:09] bobvador caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:05:37 towards level 65.
[07/18/22 05:58:52] ZOTTA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:51:29 towards level 55.
[07/18/22 06:06:44] cadfael was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:36:54 from level 61.
[07/18/22 06:23:15] laama was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:22:22 towards level 66.
[07/18/22 06:28:28] A_Dragon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:09:41 towards level 65.
[07/18/22 06:54:45] Paganel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:50 towards level 66.
[07/18/22 07:44:13] sky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:55 towards level 65.
[07/18/22 07:46:41] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:25:25 towards level 56.
[07/18/22 07:50:35] Hex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:12 towards level 55.
[07/18/22 08:03:23] zifnab06 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:11 towards level 63.
[07/18/22 08:59:56] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:18 towards level 60.
[07/18/22 09:27:56] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:39 towards level 66.
[07/18/22 10:16:09] SirBummelz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:56 towards level 59.
[07/18/22 10:45:08] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:33 towards level 60.
[07/18/22 11:15:01] The local wizard imbued kzootech's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kzootech's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/22 11:39:48] Ecko fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:53 from level 57.
[07/18/22 12:39:05] Kurenai found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:14 towards level 53.
[07/18/22 12:46:07] TauPan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:08:54 towards level 60.
[07/18/22 13:24:02] noex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:11 towards level 54.
[07/18/22 15:18:35] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:38 towards level 64.
[07/18/22 15:32:10] Sherpard2 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:49:48 towards level 63.
[07/18/22 16:20:57] Acolarh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:28 towards level 65.
[07/18/22 16:24:30] pwae spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pwae's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/18/22 16:56:28] gegenschein bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:34 towards level 63.
[07/18/22 17:54:03] pants reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pants's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/22 18:44:17] Aelane found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:49:18 towards level 59.
[07/18/22 18:48:03] bg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:22 towards level 67.
[07/18/22 19:16:36] MELOONi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:19 towards level 66.
[07/18/22 19:45:47] spex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:42:55 towards level 65.
[07/18/22 21:15:19] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:56 towards level 69.
[07/18/22 22:24:02] Syloq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:15:53 towards level 66.
[07/18/22 22:31:34] HeavyPodda's charm ate a bolt of lightning! HeavyPodda's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/22 23:09:30] laama got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:01:52 towards level 66.
[07/18/22 23:24:06] _sh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:05:19 from level 67.
[07/18/22 23:50:45] kptr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:43 towards level 67.
[07/19/22 00:19:31] Wam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:34:32 from level 59.
[07/19/22 00:24:41] Sherpard2 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:18:41 towards level 63.
[07/19/22 01:45:36] Minus's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Minus's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/19/22 01:56:20] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:41 towards level 68.
[07/19/22 02:18:27] Ferris reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ferris's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/22 03:08:20] ion was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:05:38 from level 70.
[07/19/22 03:33:44] blackroot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:36:11 towards level 64.
[07/19/22 03:35:51] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:23:30 towards level 66.
[07/19/22 03:40:49] eroc1990 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:00 towards level 48.
[07/19/22 04:19:35] Aelane walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:36:06 from level 59.
[07/19/22 04:38:53] Sherpard2 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sherpard2's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/19/22 05:12:18] muirrum was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:22:28 from level 43.
[07/19/22 05:23:48] Sokar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sokar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/22 05:33:14] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:19:57 towards level 67.
[07/19/22 05:48:59] pants's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pants's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/22 05:50:47] Ecko has dealt soltys a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:02:26 is added to soltys's clock.
[07/19/22 05:51:02] Minus's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Minus's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/22 05:58:01] vegadark bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:42 towards level 68.
[07/19/22 06:15:01] Techman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:02:34 towards level 69.
[07/19/22 06:21:05] Togra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:03 towards level 65.
[07/19/22 07:18:11] Beefcan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:03 towards level 57.
[07/19/22 07:39:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on postikana's tunic! postikana's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/22 08:22:42] Ungoliant caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:00 towards level 61.
[07/19/22 09:20:08] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:25:18 towards level 62.
[07/19/22 10:25:30] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:30:19 towards level 68.
[07/19/22 10:33:43] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:50:33 towards level 66.
[07/19/22 10:54:18] Lnk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:03 towards level 69.
[07/19/22 11:17:22] eroc1990 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:50 towards level 48.
[07/19/22 11:44:37] Algernon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:00 towards level 65.
[07/19/22 12:03:29] Feltharell was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:09 towards level 61.
[07/19/22 12:27:04] digitalpunk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:00 towards level 40.
[07/19/22 12:46:50] pasquale was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:51:34 from level 55.
[07/19/22 13:24:12] CompanionCube was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:50:45 from level 68.
[07/19/22 13:47:41] KindOne got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:23:07 from level 62.
[07/19/22 14:22:34] kzootech was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:41 towards level 55.
[07/19/22 14:31:06] drahthaar has dealt yNos a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:20:18 is added to yNos's clock.
[07/19/22 14:52:31] herald ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:05:18 from level 58.
[07/19/22 15:05:22] SuzakuMedli ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:04 from level 42.
[07/19/22 15:31:21] achin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:41:15 from level 49.
[07/19/22 16:50:56] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:44:49 towards level 66.
[07/19/22 17:21:05] muirrum got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:39 from level 43.
[07/19/22 17:41:55] golgy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:48 towards level 64.
[07/19/22 18:41:56] vegadark found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:17 towards level 68.
[07/19/22 19:36:52] kptr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:43:11 from level 68.
[07/19/22 20:33:09] KindOne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:07:27 towards level 62.
[07/19/22 20:58:13] Ecko discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:35:33 towards level 58.
[07/19/22 21:57:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CornFly's tunic! CornFly's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/22 22:00:32] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:49:54 towards level 71.
[07/19/22 22:03:51] MELOONi reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MELOONi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/22 23:34:47] <rainchick> found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:24 towards level 45.
[07/20/22 00:33:05] Pricey was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:42 towards level 59.
[07/20/22 00:49:08] laama ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:36:55 from level 66.
[07/20/22 02:49:56] kzootech walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:36:27 from level 55.
[07/20/22 03:32:44] freeboson ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:26:46 from level 65.
[07/20/22 04:17:26] pwae was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:38:39 from level 66.
[07/20/22 04:34:29] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:01 towards level 61.
[07/20/22 05:04:05] hdm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:31:40 towards level 71.
[07/20/22 06:11:00] TimeWarp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:54 towards level 49.
[07/20/22 06:27:21] Gorek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:32:46 from level 69.
[07/20/22 07:19:47] zifnab06 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:38 towards level 63.
[07/20/22 07:25:51] Ecko was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:01:35 towards level 58.
[07/20/22 07:35:38] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:53:50 towards level 69.
[07/20/22 09:32:20] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:17 towards level 67.
[07/20/22 10:02:46] Silvanus_Betrium bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:06 towards level 63.
[07/20/22 10:04:22] bsleep was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:31:14 from level 65.
[07/20/22 10:22:05] <rainchick> had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:46 towards level 46.
[07/20/22 11:41:37] nyuszika7h caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:29:39 towards level 68.
[07/20/22 12:09:52] anarcat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:44 towards level 69.
[07/20/22 12:13:38] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:13 towards level 66.
[07/20/22 12:52:10] Tabmow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:02:17 towards level 55.
[07/20/22 13:28:15] launchd met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:38:26 from level 45.
[07/20/22 13:55:10] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:35 towards level 67.
[07/20/22 14:32:22] kptr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:18:56 towards level 68.
[07/20/22 15:06:23] KindOne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:35:27 towards level 62.
[07/20/22 15:23:12] Psilocybe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:16:04 towards level 67.
[07/20/22 15:25:58] Vigrid hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:52:24 towards level 54.
[07/20/22 15:58:47] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:15:35 towards level 66.
[07/20/22 16:08:29] Wolf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:37:52 towards level 67.
[07/20/22 16:20:20] Russell ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:22:35 from level 62.
[07/20/22 16:34:23] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:23 towards level 69.
[07/20/22 16:42:45] VonToutCourt walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:29:44 from level 66.
[07/20/22 17:21:01] washclof was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:53 towards level 69.
[07/20/22 18:28:51] Arch walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:36:46 from level 62.
[07/20/22 18:49:08] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:22:37 towards level 68.
[07/20/22 20:27:15] bananaboat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:57:22 towards level 65.
[07/20/22 20:30:07] freeboson ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:10:23 from level 65.
[07/20/22 22:07:21] Fehu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:08:50 towards level 59.
[07/20/22 22:17:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kemikals's tunic! Kemikals's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/20/22 22:28:07] Juan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:50:51 from level 54.
[07/20/22 23:08:54] blabber met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:10:59 from level 65.
[07/20/22 23:29:04] CodeGeek has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:57:22 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/21/22 00:48:35] tmberg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tmberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/22 00:52:26] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:01 towards level 60.
[07/21/22 00:55:54] Aelane ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:20:50 from level 59.
[07/21/22 01:01:01] soltys walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:50:11 from level 67.
[07/21/22 01:38:48] canton7 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:54 towards level 64.
[07/21/22 01:40:36] StalkR has dealt kinus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:31:17 is added to kinus's clock.
[07/21/22 01:43:33] buyoq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:45:08 towards level 64.
[07/21/22 01:52:05] Sokar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:29 towards level 65.
[07/21/22 02:11:54] Khorne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:05:15 towards level 68.
[07/21/22 02:46:18] CompanionCube found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:05:40 towards level 68.
[07/21/22 04:07:53] Sokar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:44 towards level 65.
[07/21/22 04:09:35] contyk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:15 towards level 41.
[07/21/22 04:28:19] JigmeDatse found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:04:29 towards level 63.
[07/21/22 04:46:19] drahthaar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:46:39 towards level 69.
[07/21/22 04:47:28] ion fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:46:51 from level 70.
[07/21/22 05:17:53] DrinkyBird spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! DrinkyBird's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/22 05:20:56] gildarts was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:31:12 towards level 64.
[07/21/22 05:53:32] laama slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! laama's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/22 06:12:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on crank's tunic! crank's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/22 06:58:51] Tenorman was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:08:12 from level 66.
[07/21/22 06:59:55] RussellB got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:27:09 from level 67.
[07/21/22 07:39:35] SCSi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:23:31 towards level 65.
[07/21/22 07:52:14] rawgreaze discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:53:35 towards level 58.
[07/21/22 08:26:25] postikana hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:18:38 towards level 63.
[07/21/22 08:31:53] pfoley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:20 towards level 64.
[07/21/22 08:51:08] apb spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! apb's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/22 08:58:25] Aelane was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:48:33 towards level 59.
[07/21/22 09:01:25] blackroot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:09:57 towards level 64.
[07/21/22 09:14:49] Kurenai's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kurenai's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/22 10:29:22] Algernon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:49:58 towards level 65.
[07/21/22 10:42:03] misha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:35:06 towards level 67.
[07/21/22 11:11:53] aqsd's charm ate a bolt of lightning! aqsd's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/22 11:41:12] gegenschein reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gegenschein's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/22 11:58:01] eising bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:26:58 towards level 68.
[07/21/22 12:19:50] Sherpard2's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Sherpard2's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/22 12:30:40] misha has dealt zifnab06 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:40:43 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[07/21/22 12:38:23] sc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:38:17 towards level 69.
[07/21/22 13:07:08] Tenedos found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:47:42 towards level 62.
[07/21/22 13:41:03] pfoley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:30 towards level 64.
[07/21/22 14:03:23] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:19 towards level 66.
[07/21/22 14:39:30] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:38:53 towards level 69.
[07/21/22 15:12:53] tswsl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:57 towards level 67.
[07/21/22 15:20:07] herald had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:21 towards level 58.
[07/21/22 15:41:29] Nechayev was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:21:35 towards level 63.
[07/21/22 15:51:29] Juan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:21 towards level 54.
[07/21/22 15:56:27] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:57:19 towards level 65.
[07/21/22 16:16:13] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:50:39 from level 67.
[07/21/22 17:17:07] yNos ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:39:15 from level 61.
[07/21/22 17:18:14] Puff found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:22:16 towards level 67.
[07/21/22 17:58:13] Disruptor tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:16:32 towards level 64.
[07/21/22 18:24:06] VonToutCourt hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:51:20 towards level 66.
[07/21/22 19:20:50] Sleepy_boi burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sleepy_boi's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/22 19:26:45] Silvanus_Betrium found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:36 towards level 63.
[07/21/22 19:46:52] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:41:00 towards level 60.
[07/21/22 19:54:12] Lord255 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:36 towards level 68.
[07/21/22 20:16:49] The local wizard imbued Ungoliant's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Ungoliant's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/22 20:38:45] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:20:58 towards level 67.
[07/21/22 21:21:07] Silvanus_Betrium tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:06 towards level 63.
[07/21/22 23:27:56] Thorael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:51 towards level 67.
[07/22/22 01:34:09] laama caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:49:08 towards level 66.
[07/22/22 01:39:29] Nuae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:52:51 towards level 60.
[07/22/22 03:21:25] idleneutral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:12:51 towards level 54.
[07/22/22 03:44:56] Kemikals had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:36 towards level 24.
[07/22/22 03:53:49] Thorael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:15 towards level 67.
[07/22/22 04:09:47] launchd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:33 towards level 46.
[07/22/22 04:32:53] pasquale was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:38 towards level 55.
[07/22/22 06:45:59] Bluedog found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:53 towards level 67.
[07/22/22 07:20:03] CompanionCube bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:46:26 towards level 68.
[07/22/22 07:36:55] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:16:46 towards level 69.
[07/22/22 08:03:15] xbill was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:16:15 from level 70.
[07/22/22 10:40:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Gorek's tunic! Gorek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/22 10:48:11] elf burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! elf's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/22 10:56:22] StalkR bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:33:39 towards level 65.
[07/22/22 12:39:21] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:47:21 towards level 67.
[07/22/22 13:00:49] Thorael was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:10:48 from level 67.
[07/22/22 13:25:39] zankore hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:50 towards level 58.
[07/22/22 13:37:02] kzootech met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:18 from level 55.
[07/22/22 14:05:08] buyoq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:01 towards level 64.
[07/22/22 14:05:56] KindOne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:11 towards level 62.
[07/22/22 14:19:20] unicron's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! unicron's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/22 14:53:16] LeD's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! LeD's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/22 14:56:26] MrMagoo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:27:11 from level 55.
[07/22/22 15:15:21] Togra's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Togra's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/22 15:52:45] RanTanRan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! RanTanRan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/22 15:56:28] idleevil reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idleevil's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/22 15:57:13] SCSi fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:39:42 from level 65.
[07/22/22 16:40:32] Kachin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:46:54 towards level 65.
[07/22/22 19:04:17] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:35 towards level 67.
[07/22/22 19:29:04] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:23:01 towards level 66.
[07/22/22 19:44:58] soltys met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:15:33 from level 67.
[07/22/22 19:45:28] BastelBot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:08:32 towards level 66.
[07/22/22 20:17:31] cornfeedhobo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:36:30 towards level 61.
[07/22/22 21:38:38] anarcat has dealt Algernon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:38:33 is added to Algernon's clock.
[07/22/22 21:59:12] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:33:45 towards level 66.
[07/22/22 22:55:40] yNos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:42:47 towards level 61.
[07/22/22 23:50:02] The local wizard imbued damyan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! damyan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/22 23:51:51] drahthaar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:00:27 towards level 69.
[07/22/22 23:55:12] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:06:59 towards level 62.
[07/23/22 00:33:02] launchd found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:09 towards level 46.
[07/23/22 01:18:39] bsleep bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:53:48 towards level 65.
[07/23/22 03:00:21] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:48:32 towards level 69.
[07/23/22 03:16:46] JamCow was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:44:15 from level 65.
[07/23/22 03:20:23] Fehu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:28:27 towards level 59.
[07/23/22 03:31:55] cadfael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:03 towards level 61.
[07/23/22 03:47:19] The local wizard imbued achin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! achin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/22 04:02:46] GilbertErik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:50:51 towards level 62.
[07/23/22 04:20:53] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:46:16 from level 66.
[07/23/22 04:54:36] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:01 towards level 70.
[07/23/22 04:59:52] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:58 towards level 69.
[07/23/22 05:04:50] Lnk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:51 towards level 69.
[07/23/22 05:24:30] postikana bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:21:52 towards level 63.
[07/23/22 06:15:13] ryp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:02 towards level 56.
[07/23/22 06:45:37] gradator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:24:42 towards level 68.
[07/23/22 07:03:55] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:10:53 towards level 68.
[07/23/22 07:07:23] Wolf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:22:25 from level 67.
[07/23/22 07:33:06] scumola found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:48 towards level 62.
[07/23/22 07:44:20] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:32:53 towards level 65.
[07/23/22 08:11:20] yano found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:58:14 towards level 65.
[07/23/22 08:20:21] tsr slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! tsr's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/22 10:14:36] kptr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:54:21 towards level 68.
[07/23/22 10:24:50] Russell found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:57:59 towards level 62.
[07/23/22 10:34:22] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:54 towards level 66.
[07/23/22 12:00:34] caeli burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! caeli's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/22 12:04:56] Nechayev found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:55:04 towards level 63.
[07/23/22 12:21:38] signofzeta's charm ate a bolt of lightning! signofzeta's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/22 12:29:07] Omega gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:47:16 towards level 60.
[07/23/22 12:59:04] The local wizard imbued sky's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sky's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/22 13:59:07] Sorin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:53:39 towards level 61.
[07/23/22 14:48:06] talisein's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! talisein's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/22 15:15:30] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:30:12 towards level 70.
[07/23/22 15:43:12] A_Dragon slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! A_Dragon's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/22 16:15:08] thornrag found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:56:46 towards level 66.
[07/23/22 16:21:51] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:22 towards level 68.
[07/23/22 16:23:30] ion was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:26 from level 70.
[07/23/22 16:31:19] fstrelok tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:34:29 towards level 52.
[07/23/22 16:33:16] spex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:02 towards level 65.
[07/23/22 17:32:14] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:23 towards level 65.
[07/23/22 18:02:08] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:35 towards level 67.
[07/23/22 18:02:44] herald bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:50 towards level 58.
[07/23/22 19:19:57] Andrio was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:50:58 from level 65.
[07/23/22 19:20:33] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:41:44 towards level 66.
[07/23/22 20:02:38] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:04:45 towards level 62.
[07/23/22 20:25:59] aqsd slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! aqsd's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/22 20:31:48] The local wizard imbued mordac's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! mordac's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/22 20:44:02] Wolf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:23:58 towards level 67.
[07/23/22 20:49:15] Centrixx was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:22 from level 68.
[07/23/22 21:45:30] SCSi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:38:43 towards level 65.
[07/23/22 21:48:22] noex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:41:40 towards level 55.
[07/23/22 21:58:47] Wolf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:17:03 from level 67.
[07/23/22 22:02:36] The local wizard imbued DrinkyBird's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DrinkyBird's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/22 22:13:35] Yarosh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:36 towards level 65.
[07/23/22 22:24:22] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:14:50 towards level 63.
[07/23/22 22:47:42] JamCow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:37 towards level 65.
[07/23/22 23:40:46] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:50:46 towards level 67.
[07/23/22 23:49:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Sherpard2's tunic! Sherpard2's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/22 00:14:22] Vigrid was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:47 towards level 54.
[07/24/22 02:47:50] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:06:06 towards level 65.
[07/24/22 03:07:41] mordac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:08:06 towards level 67.
[07/24/22 03:24:45] postikana caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:00:52 towards level 63.
[07/24/22 03:51:36] SirBummelz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:14:41 towards level 60.
[07/24/22 04:25:51] zifnab06 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:48:57 from level 64.
[07/24/22 04:31:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on achin's tunic! achin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/22 05:18:56] Kritzefitz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:46 towards level 65.
[07/24/22 05:44:43] Chuck tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:54 towards level 64.
[07/24/22 06:23:20] cremefresh slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! cremefresh's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/22 07:04:17] postikana hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:15:35 towards level 63.
[07/24/22 08:16:07] blackroot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:10:56 from level 64.
[07/24/22 08:52:35] VonToutCourt walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:02:08 from level 66.
[07/24/22 09:11:58] Gorek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:35:46 towards level 69.
[07/24/22 09:25:00] Forud reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Forud's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/22 11:51:54] gildarts's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gildarts's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/22 11:54:13] noex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:59:30 towards level 55.
[07/24/22 12:17:50] Sherpard2 has dealt gildarts a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:57:03 is added to gildarts's clock.
[07/24/22 12:31:28] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:24:17 towards level 67.
[07/24/22 13:14:42] sam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:50:03 towards level 62.
[07/24/22 13:25:20] freeboson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:09:25 from level 65.
[07/24/22 13:56:51] Thorael was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:26:56 from level 67.
[07/24/22 13:57:37] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:43:57 towards level 56.
[07/24/22 15:02:19] bananaboat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:53:47 from level 65.
[07/24/22 15:18:53] Sombra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:05 towards level 68.
[07/24/22 15:23:44] HellSpawn ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:35:33 from level 66.
[07/24/22 15:45:56] Sario was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:34:54 from level 56.
[07/24/22 15:55:07] The local wizard imbued heisenbug's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! heisenbug's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/22 16:47:25] MadMan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:58 towards level 66.
[07/24/22 17:36:12] Asara ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:18:51 from level 69.
[07/24/22 19:00:48] unicron was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:28:27 from level 62.
[07/24/22 19:08:53] Sario spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sario's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/22 19:36:04] nya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:26:23 towards level 65.
[07/24/22 20:55:02] blackroot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:23:26 from level 64.
[07/24/22 21:29:56] Bluedog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:07 towards level 67.
[07/24/22 21:48:21] ToHellWithGA reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ToHellWithGA's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/22 22:27:17] herald ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:55 from level 58.
[07/25/22 01:11:51] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:05 towards level 65.
[07/25/22 01:14:25] cornfeedhobo spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cornfeedhobo's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/25/22 01:59:06] BastelBot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:28:02 towards level 66.
[07/25/22 02:09:30] Aelane reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Aelane's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/22 03:35:32] Psilocybe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:00:35 towards level 67.
[07/25/22 03:51:56] Silvanus_Betrium hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:07:32 towards level 64.
[07/25/22 04:06:11] Ungoliant hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:21:53 towards level 62.
[07/25/22 04:39:33] munkis hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:30:19 towards level 63.
[07/25/22 06:28:19] The local wizard imbued Tenedos's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tenedos's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/22 06:54:51] Sario was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:35:45 from level 56.
[07/25/22 07:16:58] JigmeDatse met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:37:34 from level 63.
[07/25/22 08:04:11] fstrelok found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:59:28 towards level 52.
[07/25/22 08:20:17] Aelane got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:29:22 towards level 59.
[07/25/22 08:20:26] pyre met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:57:41 from level 67.
[07/25/22 08:37:50] tsr was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:24:29 from level 62.
[07/25/22 09:02:25] zifnab06 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:36:56 from level 64.
[07/25/22 11:57:05] tswsl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:55:34 towards level 68.
[07/25/22 12:19:59] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:35:17 towards level 65.
[07/25/22 12:42:31] contyk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:57 towards level 42.
[07/25/22 13:00:16] GRIZZLYMAN fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:49 from level 32.
[07/25/22 13:41:43] jaxson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jaxson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/22 14:02:30] sc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:50:08 towards level 69.
[07/25/22 15:35:20] freeboson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:13:16 towards level 65.
[07/25/22 17:01:46] vegadark fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:12:37 from level 69.
[07/25/22 17:21:44] SuzakuMedli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:46 towards level 43.
[07/25/22 17:25:00] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:28:20 towards level 65.
[07/25/22 17:40:15] Sario found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:30 towards level 56.
[07/25/22 17:56:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hugga's tunic! hugga's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/22 19:26:39] Arch found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:27:50 towards level 62.
[07/25/22 19:42:51] Tabmow's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Tabmow's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/22 19:49:38] sky got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:59:18 from level 65.
[07/25/22 21:17:47] JigmeDatse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:42 towards level 63.
[07/25/22 21:36:31] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:09 towards level 68.
[07/25/22 22:12:26] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:50:22 towards level 68.
[07/25/22 22:34:34] tswsl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:10:29 towards level 68.
[07/25/22 23:23:05] tmberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:44:48 towards level 65.
[07/25/22 23:43:40] anarcat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:43:19 from level 70.
[07/26/22 01:02:22] The local wizard imbued idleneutral's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! idleneutral's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/22 02:26:47] misha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:39 towards level 67.
[07/26/22 02:50:22] tsr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:25:26 towards level 62.
[07/26/22 03:08:01] ukleinek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ukleinek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/22 03:23:01] Algernon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:06 towards level 65.
[07/26/22 03:29:38] bobvador found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:37:10 towards level 65.
[07/26/22 03:52:37] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:15 towards level 71.
[07/26/22 04:25:34] el found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:16 towards level 66.
[07/26/22 04:38:25] enteral's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! enteral's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/22 05:15:08] Drin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:06 towards level 63.
[07/26/22 05:47:03] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:29 towards level 67.
[07/26/22 05:59:44] launchd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:34 from level 46.
[07/26/22 06:11:25] Cirdan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Cirdan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/22 06:51:05] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:20 towards level 68.
[07/26/22 08:08:15] blabber found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:59:38 towards level 65.
[07/26/22 08:38:38] hax404 has dealt GRIZZLYMAN a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:40:16 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[07/26/22 09:03:25] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:17:15 towards level 67.
[07/26/22 09:19:50] A_Dragon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:00:39 towards level 66.
[07/26/22 09:42:49] SSLbits spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! SSLbits's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/22 10:56:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SSLbits's tunic! SSLbits's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/22 12:08:48] VOID found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:21 towards level 56.
[07/26/22 12:30:17] Chuck found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:14 towards level 64.
[07/26/22 12:51:43] misha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:09 towards level 67.
[07/26/22 13:01:42] A_Dragon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:23:31 towards level 66.
[07/26/22 13:29:48] vegadark discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:50:03 towards level 69.
[07/26/22 13:37:14] Aksej had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:18:29 towards level 63.
[07/26/22 13:48:17] JigmeDatse got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:56 towards level 63.
[07/26/22 14:40:43] Aelane found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:57:45 towards level 59.
[07/26/22 14:42:04] ToHellWithGA tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:54:39 towards level 68.
[07/26/22 14:48:11] scumola has dealt CompanionCube a Critical Strike! 2 days, 20:17:12 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[07/26/22 15:01:41] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:50:34 towards level 66.
[07/26/22 15:24:02] Fehu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:46 towards level 59.
[07/26/22 15:43:13] Aelane was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:20:22 from level 59.
[07/26/22 16:15:17] fstrelok was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:27:38 from level 52.
[07/26/22 16:23:12] adamus1red's charm ate a bolt of lightning! adamus1red's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/22 16:38:33] The local wizard imbued Cockatrice's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Cockatrice's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/22 16:39:48] Kritzefitz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:56:34 from level 65.
[07/26/22 17:19:56] signofzeta had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:41 towards level 60.
[07/26/22 17:23:51] VOID was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:25:05 from level 56.
[07/26/22 17:26:46] caeli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:50:33 towards level 67.
[07/26/22 19:14:19] ChowderKeg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:37 towards level 68.
[07/26/22 21:27:40] hdm burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! hdm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/22 22:22:32] JigmeDatse caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:15 towards level 63.
[07/26/22 22:35:44] Psilocybe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:41:00 towards level 67.
[07/26/22 23:06:41] rawgreaze tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:36 towards level 58.
[07/27/22 00:03:02] talisein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:12:34 towards level 68.
[07/27/22 00:36:34] cadfael walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:42:11 from level 61.
[07/27/22 00:54:59] Abe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:31:20 towards level 62.
[07/27/22 01:41:05] fstrelok walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:07:45 from level 52.
[07/27/22 02:12:56] drahthaar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:37:15 towards level 69.
[07/27/22 02:39:13] Asara got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:59:55 from level 69.
[07/27/22 02:40:20] aqsd found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:51:26 towards level 65.
[07/27/22 02:59:20] gradator found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:22:38 towards level 68.
[07/27/22 04:06:40] gradator ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:46:12 from level 68.
[07/27/22 04:25:34] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:57 towards level 62.
[07/27/22 05:06:24] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:32:06 towards level 69.
[07/27/22 05:47:51] Abe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:05:53 towards level 62.
[07/27/22 05:49:36] hax404 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:25:35 from level 66.
[07/27/22 05:57:20] adamus1red has dealt idlegood a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:52:48 is added to idlegood's clock.
[07/27/22 06:14:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Forud's tunic! Forud's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/27/22 06:46:39] Arch was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:26:08 from level 62.
[07/27/22 07:26:44] adamus1red walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:19:20 from level 67.
[07/27/22 07:27:47] yNos ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:28:32 from level 61.
[07/27/22 08:39:50] SCSi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:01:16 towards level 65.
[07/27/22 08:52:14] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:16:12 towards level 65.
[07/27/22 09:29:21] Omega gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:57:03 towards level 60.
[07/27/22 10:42:37] VOID's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! VOID's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/27/22 10:43:43] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:09 from level 56.
[07/27/22 10:47:01] DrinkyBird's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! DrinkyBird's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/27/22 10:52:02] The local wizard imbued Sokar's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sokar's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/27/22 11:37:20] Wam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:31:54 from level 60.
[07/27/22 12:05:11] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:21:51 towards level 65.
[07/27/22 12:59:28] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:57 towards level 65.
[07/27/22 13:27:12] Sergio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:30:14 towards level 62.
[07/27/22 13:36:59] JigmeDatse got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:54:39 from level 63.
[07/27/22 14:03:44] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:47 towards level 67.
[07/27/22 14:34:21] TheSilentLink was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:51 towards level 62.
[07/27/22 15:34:15] The local wizard imbued Disruptor's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Disruptor's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/27/22 17:12:50] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:27:17 towards level 66.
[07/27/22 17:16:06] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:36 towards level 68.
[07/27/22 17:25:10] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:38:46 towards level 67.
[07/27/22 17:46:27] yNos got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:09:15 from level 61.
[07/27/22 17:46:33] ToHellWithGA tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:22 towards level 68.
[07/27/22 18:13:02] canton7 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:05:16 towards level 65.
[07/27/22 18:38:58] d4n13L hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:08:12 towards level 66.
[07/27/22 18:59:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Acolarh's tunic! Acolarh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/27/22 19:30:12] Kachin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:07:37 towards level 65.
[07/27/22 19:41:41] Kritzefitz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:20 towards level 65.
[07/27/22 21:12:06] idleevil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:06 towards level 55.
[07/27/22 22:41:10] spex ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:50 from level 65.
[07/27/22 23:03:14] MELOONi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:02:17 towards level 67.
[07/28/22 01:38:56] Arch caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:23:35 towards level 62.
[07/28/22 01:40:23] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:36 towards level 66.
[07/28/22 01:58:40] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:16:41 towards level 69.
[07/28/22 02:04:23] muirrum hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:00 towards level 45.
[07/28/22 02:53:18] Minus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:41 towards level 51.
[07/28/22 03:46:12] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:01:36 towards level 68.
[07/28/22 03:53:34] Sokar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:35:45 towards level 66.
[07/28/22 05:10:46] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:23:34 towards level 66.
[07/28/22 06:17:53] TauPan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:31:58 towards level 60.
[07/28/22 06:33:20] zankore was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:16:10 towards level 59.
[07/28/22 07:41:08] munkis found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:52:50 towards level 63.
[07/28/22 07:44:29] aqsd's charm ate a bolt of lightning! aqsd's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/22 08:01:42] Alarien gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:04:59 towards level 63.
[07/28/22 08:09:46] tswsl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:07:09 towards level 68.
[07/28/22 08:33:57] TimeWarp slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! TimeWarp's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/28/22 08:45:42] dyvonna caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:49:06 towards level 57.
[07/28/22 10:18:32] Sergio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:28:46 from level 62.
[07/28/22 10:34:11] yNos was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:04:27 from level 61.
[07/28/22 10:43:49] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:44:50 towards level 62.
[07/28/22 10:44:46] slim reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! slim's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/22 11:01:34] canton7 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:10:12 towards level 65.
[07/28/22 11:02:08] zankore bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:39:21 towards level 59.
[07/28/22 11:21:36] Tangles found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:38:25 towards level 65.
[07/28/22 11:23:30] Hex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:18:33 towards level 56.
[07/28/22 12:09:42] Tenedos's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Tenedos's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/22 12:21:41] Disruptor reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Disruptor's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/22 12:45:01] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:21:41 towards level 69.
[07/28/22 13:25:11] Aksej was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:58:59 from level 63.
[07/28/22 13:50:05] Alys was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:50:12 from level 59.
[07/28/22 14:18:44] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:12 towards level 68.
[07/28/22 16:07:40] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:21:13 from level 67.
[07/28/22 17:01:37] kzootech's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kzootech's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/22 17:35:29] cornfeedhobo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:19:07 from level 61.
[07/28/22 17:41:24] Feltharell found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:06:49 towards level 62.
[07/28/22 18:46:39] rawgreaze was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:46 towards level 58.
[07/28/22 18:48:21] sky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:19 towards level 65.
[07/28/22 19:11:53] GRIZZLYMAN discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:39 towards level 33.
[07/28/22 19:16:36] Silvanus_Betrium found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:54:11 towards level 64.
[07/28/22 21:29:50] CodeGeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:09 towards level 66.
[07/28/22 21:30:23] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:58:03 towards level 67.
[07/28/22 22:08:21] Alys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:03:49 towards level 59.
[07/28/22 22:28:35] MrMagoo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:52:28 from level 55.
[07/28/22 22:31:00] contyk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:10 towards level 43.
[07/28/22 23:22:27] Covid-19 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:06:18 towards level 65.
[07/28/22 23:27:22] Aelane was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:27:58 from level 59.
[07/28/22 23:27:58] Khorne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:36 towards level 68.
[07/28/22 23:49:05] cremefresh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:23:26 towards level 69.
[07/29/22 00:06:17] Lord255 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:10:52 towards level 69.
[07/29/22 00:17:16] laama was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:07:00 from level 66.
[07/29/22 01:31:01] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:19:01 from level 67.
[07/29/22 02:01:16] LeD caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:02 towards level 54.
[07/29/22 02:32:05] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:53 towards level 62.
[07/29/22 03:14:34] Aelane met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:49:13 from level 59.
[07/29/22 04:14:28] ephemer0l discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:40:31 towards level 58.
[07/29/22 04:20:02] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:22:57 towards level 70.
[07/29/22 04:53:08] pants ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:45:48 from level 66.
[07/29/22 04:58:16] SSLbits was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:09:18 from level 57.
[07/29/22 05:32:36] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:10:41 towards level 67.
[07/29/22 05:41:05] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:05 towards level 69.
[07/29/22 05:58:02] Hex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:10:07 towards level 56.
[07/29/22 06:10:29] Psilocybe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:30 towards level 67.
[07/29/22 06:21:43] Drin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:13 towards level 63.
[07/29/22 07:39:48] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:39:04 towards level 68.
[07/29/22 08:10:46] tsr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:54:31 towards level 62.
[07/29/22 08:31:30] RussellB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:53:49 towards level 67.
[07/29/22 08:53:04] VonToutCourt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:53 towards level 66.
[07/29/22 09:01:30] Kachin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:14:50 towards level 65.
[07/29/22 10:19:59] Russell's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Russell's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/22 10:53:18] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:55:47 towards level 69.
[07/29/22 10:54:00] Vigrid was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:47 towards level 54.
[07/29/22 11:14:13] launchd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:10:06 from level 47.
[07/29/22 11:45:13] caeli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:52 towards level 67.
[07/29/22 12:45:01] GyrosGeier was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:53 towards level 65.
[07/29/22 13:59:45] Tenorman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:57:42 towards level 66.
[07/29/22 14:13:02] hdm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! hdm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/29/22 14:25:14] ufo-piloot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:26:24 from level 46.
[07/29/22 15:10:59] el was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:57 towards level 66.
[07/29/22 16:49:05] iiriix hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:00:15 towards level 66.
[07/29/22 16:59:01] Ferris caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:53 towards level 57.
[07/29/22 17:13:22] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:43 towards level 66.
[07/29/22 18:25:43] herald discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:23:50 towards level 59.
[07/29/22 19:42:53] zifnab06 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zifnab06's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/29/22 20:02:31] drahthaar's charm ate a bolt of lightning! drahthaar's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/22 20:05:23] bg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:44:02 from level 68.
[07/29/22 20:52:16] Beefcan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Beefcan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/22 21:34:45] sky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:53 towards level 65.
[07/29/22 21:37:19] pyre discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:41:59 towards level 68.
[07/29/22 22:48:59] t3chn0 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:19:25 from level 65.
[07/30/22 00:03:03] Disruptor ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:29 from level 64.
[07/30/22 01:57:01] JamCow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:14:34 from level 65.
[07/30/22 02:02:05] eroc1990 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:13 towards level 49.
[07/30/22 02:28:02] tomgus1's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tomgus1's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/22 02:54:46] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:44:03 towards level 66.
[07/30/22 03:13:11] apb discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:10:54 towards level 68.
[07/30/22 03:38:16] Misza slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Misza's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/30/22 03:55:26] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:49:52 towards level 68.
[07/30/22 03:59:14] caeli's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! caeli's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/30/22 04:20:46] VonToutCourt was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:03:15 from level 66.
[07/30/22 05:03:41] Kemikals was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:25 from level 37.
[07/30/22 05:05:09] The local wizard imbued beasty's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! beasty's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/22 05:08:00] signofzeta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:14 towards level 60.
[07/30/22 07:20:42] Alys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:21:10 towards level 59.
[07/30/22 07:28:53] Sergio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:14:20 from level 62.
[07/30/22 07:38:04] muirrum's charm ate a bolt of lightning! muirrum's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/22 07:50:21] misha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:08:50 from level 68.
[07/30/22 10:14:37] yano ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:41:04 from level 65.
[07/30/22 11:54:19] "\@_'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! "\@_'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/22 12:18:03] Alys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:45:39 towards level 59.
[07/30/22 12:35:34] SSLbits's charm ate a bolt of lightning! SSLbits's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/22 12:45:45] ufo-piloot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:56 towards level 46.
[07/30/22 12:48:18] tomhek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:29 towards level 66.
[07/30/22 15:29:23] Crazycatlady found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:48:25 towards level 66.
[07/30/22 16:10:54] crank was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:20 towards level 68.
[07/30/22 16:24:17] sky was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:21 from level 65.
[07/30/22 16:31:12] sky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:18 towards level 65.
[07/30/22 16:57:11] hdm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:50:19 towards level 71.
[07/30/22 17:06:13] Minus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:45 towards level 51.
[07/30/22 17:36:07] tswsl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:39:15 from level 68.
[07/30/22 17:57:38] TauPan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:22:01 towards level 60.
[07/30/22 18:06:49] buyoq was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:56:54 from level 65.
[07/30/22 18:16:46] GilbertErik was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 23:25:19 from level 62.
[07/30/22 18:29:24] ephemer0l hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:48:39 towards level 58.
[07/30/22 18:59:58] nawcom got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:27 towards level 60.
[07/30/22 19:54:36] Alys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:32 towards level 59.
[07/30/22 20:23:39] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:23:23 towards level 67.
[07/30/22 21:03:56] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:21:39 towards level 66.
[07/30/22 21:07:42] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:28:49 towards level 62.
[07/30/22 21:08:18] elf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:01 from level 68.
[07/30/22 21:30:57] <rainchick> ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:25 from level 47.
[07/30/22 21:52:10] fstrelok found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:16 towards level 52.
[07/30/22 22:12:08] Khorne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:09 towards level 68.
[07/30/22 22:52:58] Kritzefitz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:05:31 from level 65.
[07/31/22 00:50:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on canton7's tunic! canton7's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/22 00:59:08] Affliction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:02:00 towards level 67.
[07/31/22 01:02:50] Omega bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:30 towards level 60.
[07/31/22 01:05:30] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:56 towards level 66.
[07/31/22 02:11:50] blabber gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:57:34 towards level 65.
[07/31/22 03:19:24] TauPan has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 6 days, 04:40:06 is added to jaxson's clock.
[07/31/22 03:33:12] The local wizard imbued fstrelok's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! fstrelok's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/22 04:23:13] Vigrid was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:43:30 from level 54.
[07/31/22 05:07:52] Sokar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:19:30 from level 66.
[07/31/22 05:12:47] Quack's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Quack's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/22 05:20:21] laama caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:43 towards level 66.
[07/31/22 05:31:48] Syloq ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:38:32 from level 66.
[07/31/22 05:57:41] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:42 towards level 66.
[07/31/22 06:48:57] Sokar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:52:13 towards level 66.
[07/31/22 06:56:14] _sh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:27 towards level 67.
[07/31/22 07:10:08] kptr met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:37:38 from level 68.
[07/31/22 07:42:56] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:13:45 towards level 67.
[07/31/22 08:05:18] vectr0n hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:17:35 towards level 61.
[07/31/22 08:46:25] hax404 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:08:17 from level 66.
[07/31/22 09:14:37] idleevil found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:01 towards level 55.
[07/31/22 10:26:45] kinus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:31:14 towards level 61.
[07/31/22 11:00:19] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:14:42 towards level 66.
[07/31/22 11:13:22] GyrosGeier was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:21 towards level 65.
[07/31/22 12:19:08] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:59:40 towards level 57.
[07/31/22 12:23:27] eroc1990 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:57 towards level 50.
[07/31/22 12:36:08] bookworm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:33:13 towards level 64.
[07/31/22 14:36:43] Psilocybe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:09 towards level 67.
[07/31/22 15:27:47] misha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:47:03 towards level 68.
[07/31/22 16:15:48] Lenny_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:13:16 towards level 60.
[07/31/22 16:20:22] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:04:44 towards level 71.
[07/31/22 16:37:35] dwfreed had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:13 towards level 68.
[07/31/22 17:38:53] Carl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Carl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/22 17:52:17] Vigrid was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:22 towards level 54.
[07/31/22 18:01:22] MELOONi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:30:12 towards level 67.
[07/31/22 18:03:29] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:44 towards level 67.
[07/31/22 18:11:39] Lnk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Lnk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/22 18:22:29] Vigrid was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:48 towards level 54.
[07/31/22 18:25:54] Theleveler gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:59:01 towards level 68.
[07/31/22 18:40:51] Notir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:14:33 towards level 61.
[07/31/22 18:46:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MetaNova's tunic! MetaNova's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/22 19:04:16] vegadark had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:45:46 towards level 69.
[07/31/22 20:19:03] bg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:06:24 from level 68.
[07/31/22 20:48:06] spex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:42:42 towards level 66.
[07/31/22 21:09:52] Paganel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:59:43 towards level 67.
[07/31/22 21:30:29] TheSilentLink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:46:40 from level 62.
[07/31/22 22:09:59] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:50:43 towards level 58.
[07/31/22 23:49:09] Drin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:39:39 towards level 64.
[08/01/22 00:51:38] achin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:33 towards level 50.
[08/01/22 01:04:08] ephemer0l was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:26 towards level 58.
[08/01/22 02:31:58] CrashOverride was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:44 towards level 69.
[08/01/22 03:05:41] gildarts was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:02:28 towards level 65.
[08/01/22 03:12:40] Tenedos was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:38:21 from level 62.
[08/01/22 03:19:50] CrashOverride hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:17 towards level 69.
[08/01/22 03:35:17] CompanionCube gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:41:27 towards level 68.
[08/01/22 03:37:17] Lnk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:30:33 towards level 70.
[08/01/22 03:42:45] adamus1red was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:57:55 from level 67.
[08/01/22 03:50:08] Disruptor hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:18:40 towards level 65.
[08/01/22 03:59:46] Disruptor was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:13:21 from level 65.
[08/01/22 04:19:56] JamCow got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:33:09 from level 65.
[08/01/22 04:35:08] sc's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sc's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/22 04:53:14] buyoq's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! buyoq's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/01/22 05:23:54] zifnab06 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:05:32 towards level 64.
[08/01/22 06:15:04] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:24:21 towards level 66.
[08/01/22 06:31:16] crank was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:16 from level 68.
[08/01/22 06:34:23] The local wizard imbued Alarien's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Alarien's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/22 06:41:53] hdm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:35:01 towards level 71.
[08/01/22 06:52:41] Alarien found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:40:17 towards level 63.
[08/01/22 07:23:44] blabber was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:40:35 towards level 65.
[08/01/22 07:54:27] pfoley's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! pfoley's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/01/22 08:06:38] RussellB reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! RussellB's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/22 08:14:16] Sombra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:18:34 from level 69.
[08/01/22 09:02:56] CrashOverride was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:50:23 from level 69.
[08/01/22 09:05:44] HellSpawn walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:43:30 from level 66.
[08/01/22 10:05:43] Gorek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:29 towards level 69.
[08/01/22 10:43:18] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:04 towards level 68.
[08/01/22 11:15:31] bookworm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:02:23 towards level 64.
[08/01/22 11:35:11] io was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:03:08 from level 70.
[08/01/22 12:04:11] <rainchick> got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:24 towards level 48.
[08/01/22 12:19:35] JigmeDatse was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:14 towards level 63.
[08/01/22 12:25:03] tsr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:34 towards level 62.
[08/01/22 14:15:25] Thorael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:18:35 towards level 68.
[08/01/22 14:19:47] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:22:14 towards level 67.
[08/01/22 14:33:59] Beefcan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Beefcan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/22 14:55:45] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:28 towards level 56.
[08/01/22 15:25:37] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:13:14 towards level 67.
[08/01/22 16:10:29] RussellB was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:55:59 from level 67.
[08/01/22 17:49:04] HellSpawn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:41:28 towards level 66.
[08/01/22 18:48:15] Algernon walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:59 from level 65.
[08/01/22 19:52:26] postikana was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:56:01 from level 63.
[08/01/22 20:06:17] TimWolla caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:10:43 towards level 69.
[08/01/22 21:23:42] EddieT137 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:27:05 towards level 60.
[08/01/22 22:17:04] MetaNova ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:20:29 from level 68.
[08/02/22 00:37:13] hugga got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:49 towards level 60.
[08/02/22 01:00:18] TauPan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:09:13 towards level 60.
[08/02/22 01:23:23] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:27:06 towards level 69.
[08/02/22 01:33:21] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:37 towards level 65.
[08/02/22 04:35:46] eroc1990 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:21 towards level 50.
[08/02/22 04:39:04] ahmubashshir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:42:00 towards level 55.
[08/02/22 05:45:02] Nechayev tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:27 towards level 63.
[08/02/22 06:52:49] Yarosh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:18:57 towards level 66.
[08/02/22 06:55:07] cremefresh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:53 towards level 69.
[08/02/22 07:31:02] Techman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:26:04 towards level 70.
[08/02/22 07:51:46] The local wizard imbued vegadark's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! vegadark's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/22 07:59:26] noex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:29 towards level 55.
[08/02/22 08:15:20] Alarien got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:26:28 towards level 63.
[08/02/22 09:30:37] Cirdan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:48:39 towards level 69.
[08/02/22 11:02:26] kinus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:21:16 towards level 61.
[08/02/22 11:46:00] idleevil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:03 towards level 55.
[08/02/22 12:32:13] sc was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:18:31 from level 69.
[08/02/22 13:09:13] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:24 towards level 66.
[08/02/22 13:52:40] Acolarh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:53:17 towards level 66.
[08/02/22 14:24:56] aqsd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:41:56 from level 65.
[08/02/22 14:45:58] KindOne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:44 towards level 62.
[08/02/22 14:51:35] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:04:39 towards level 66.
[08/02/22 14:56:48] The local wizard imbued Fehu's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fehu's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/22 15:42:57] gegenschein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:35:40 towards level 64.
[08/02/22 16:01:05] scumola was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:42:56 from level 63.
[08/02/22 16:11:38] Tenedos discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:22 towards level 62.
[08/02/22 16:59:39] Psilocybe ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:09:07 from level 67.
[08/02/22 17:58:28] muirrum was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:46 towards level 46.
[08/02/22 18:48:05] zankore caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:36 towards level 59.
[08/02/22 18:48:59] A_Dragon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:33:18 from level 66.
[08/02/22 18:53:30] _sh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:29:01 towards level 68.
[08/02/22 19:22:52] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:49 towards level 68.
[08/02/22 19:47:33] Yarosh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:11:46 from level 66.
[08/02/22 20:40:51] idlegood hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:52:02 towards level 57.
[08/02/22 20:41:03] bananaboat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:13 towards level 66.
[08/02/22 20:50:32] zifnab06 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:09:49 towards level 64.
[08/02/22 21:22:56] Nuae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:44:44 from level 61.
[08/02/22 21:55:20] ChowderKeg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:54:52 from level 68.
[08/02/22 22:46:32] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:13:20 towards level 64.
[08/02/22 23:31:54] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:33 towards level 69.
[08/02/22 23:46:59] el slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! el's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/22 00:06:45] megubyte bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:50:42 towards level 62.
[08/03/22 01:18:48] vectr0n was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:54:29 towards level 61.
[08/03/22 01:51:39] buyoq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:43:50 towards level 65.
[08/03/22 01:53:04] Pricey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:36 towards level 60.
[08/03/22 03:03:32] unicron burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! unicron's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/22 03:24:28] pwae's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! pwae's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/22 03:37:30] Disruptor burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Disruptor's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/22 05:54:49] Chuck walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:35:48 from level 65.
[08/03/22 06:05:49] BastelBot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:25 towards level 66.
[08/03/22 06:55:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hax404's tunic! hax404's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/03/22 08:25:20] soltys was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:47 from level 67.
[08/03/22 08:31:31] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:02 towards level 66.
[08/03/22 08:37:32] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:06 towards level 68.
[08/03/22 09:32:35] aqsd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:45:21 towards level 65.
[08/03/22 10:11:57] Sleepy_boi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:26 towards level 52.
[08/03/22 10:19:53] HeavyPodda had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:03 towards level 65.
[08/03/22 10:24:36] ahmubashshir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:07 towards level 55.
[08/03/22 12:00:31] Cockatrice hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:04 towards level 54.
[08/03/22 12:13:18] zcy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:49 towards level 52.
[08/03/22 12:38:34] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:09 towards level 66.
[08/03/22 12:43:23] GRIZZLYMAN gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:15 towards level 35.
[08/03/22 12:53:27] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:02 towards level 62.
[08/03/22 13:07:24] idleevil has dealt GilbertErik a Critical Strike! 6 days, 12:12:47 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[08/03/22 13:23:00] Feltharell bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:04:15 towards level 62.
[08/03/22 13:37:19] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:05:57 towards level 65.
[08/03/22 13:44:02] Notir found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:15:49 towards level 61.
[08/03/22 14:07:13] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:03:19 towards level 61.
[08/03/22 14:36:55] cremefresh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:01:57 from level 69.
[08/03/22 14:39:56] noex walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:24:27 from level 55.
[08/03/22 14:42:23] MadMan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:41:42 towards level 67.
[08/03/22 15:46:28] yano ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:58:45 from level 65.
[08/03/22 16:22:17] aqsd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:55 towards level 65.
[08/03/22 16:29:40] ion ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:22:18 from level 71.
[08/03/22 16:54:48] LeD hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:43:01 towards level 55.
[08/03/22 17:25:15] megubyte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:32:50 towards level 62.
[08/03/22 19:53:41] CodeGeek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:07:18 towards level 67.
[08/03/22 20:17:10] KindOne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:49 towards level 62.
[08/03/22 20:49:28] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:58 towards level 65.
[08/03/22 21:28:36] tswsl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:56:05 from level 68.
[08/03/22 21:44:03] idlegood ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:10:45 from level 57.
[08/03/22 22:26:24] Minus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:55:48 towards level 52.
[08/03/22 22:40:51] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:41:04 towards level 63.
[08/03/22 22:50:26] HellSpawn's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! HellSpawn's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/22 23:03:20] Chuck caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:53:56 towards level 65.
[08/03/22 23:05:23] noex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! noex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/03/22 23:21:45] GyrosGeier was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:21:52 towards level 66.
[08/03/22 23:22:00] Kemikals was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:48 towards level 39.
[08/03/22 23:31:35] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:41:46 towards level 68.
[08/04/22 00:47:22] Russell ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:50 from level 62.
[08/04/22 00:55:32] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:44 towards level 68.
[08/04/22 01:07:38] nya was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:53:02 from level 66.
[08/04/22 03:02:54] talisein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:03:29 towards level 68.
[08/04/22 04:27:25] pants had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:46 towards level 66.
[08/04/22 04:58:41] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:47:03 towards level 66.
[08/04/22 05:09:00] Theleveler found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:52:38 towards level 68.
[08/04/22 06:47:29] gegenschein's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! gegenschein's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/04/22 06:56:20] signofzeta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:05:32 from level 60.
[08/04/22 07:00:59] Lenny_ ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:28:56 from level 60.
[08/04/22 07:14:59] Techman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:14:11 towards level 70.
[08/04/22 08:12:49] Andrio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:12:29 towards level 65.
[08/04/22 08:22:03] eising discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:04:37 towards level 68.
[08/04/22 08:49:02] adamus1red found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:01:04 towards level 67.
[08/04/22 08:51:03] bobvador hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:07 towards level 65.
[08/04/22 09:01:20] Ferris found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:28 towards level 57.
[08/04/22 09:46:46] canton7 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:56:55 towards level 65.
[08/04/22 10:58:20] adamus1red's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! adamus1red's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/22 13:13:10] Tenorman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:31:49 from level 66.
[08/04/22 13:29:11] kzootech caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:22 towards level 56.
[08/04/22 14:41:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Pinkman's tunic! Pinkman's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/22 15:17:10] jacob1 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:09:41 from level 69.
[08/04/22 15:34:41] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:15:12 towards level 66.
[08/04/22 15:34:50] brycec met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:47:33 from level 63.
[08/04/22 16:27:43] allo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:49:35 from level 69.
[08/04/22 16:36:56] Crazycatlady was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:20:27 from level 66.
[08/04/22 16:48:14] idlegood caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:09:10 towards level 57.
[08/04/22 17:15:21] GilbertErik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:28:30 towards level 62.
[08/04/22 17:54:28] kinus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:15:02 towards level 61.
[08/04/22 18:57:44] kptr got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 18:49:49 from level 68.
[08/04/22 19:11:05] ahmubashshir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:53:04 towards level 55.
[08/04/22 19:12:47] V found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:08 towards level 68.
[08/04/22 19:44:35] BastelBot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:41 from level 66.
[08/04/22 19:46:02] ahmubashshir's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ahmubashshir's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/22 20:01:50] The local wizard imbued heisenbug's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! heisenbug's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/22 20:15:08] bsleep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:48:02 towards level 65.
[08/04/22 21:08:38] ephemer0l had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:05:07 towards level 58.
[08/04/22 21:38:54] A_Dragon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:48:06 towards level 66.
[08/04/22 21:43:36] Affliction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:21:36 towards level 68.
[08/04/22 22:48:17] Russell had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:21:17 towards level 63.
[08/04/22 23:14:43] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:34:33 towards level 66.
[08/04/22 23:32:08] launchd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:05:48 towards level 48.
[08/05/22 00:06:51] Yarosh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:37:30 towards level 66.
[08/05/22 01:14:14] Cirdan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:50:33 towards level 69.
[08/05/22 01:15:50] ZOTTA was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:50:42 from level 56.
[08/05/22 02:00:06] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:10 towards level 66.
[08/05/22 02:22:29] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:32:02 towards level 62.
[08/05/22 02:25:11] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:34 towards level 69.
[08/05/22 02:36:25] Asara tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:01:12 towards level 70.
[08/05/22 03:06:20] SSLbits fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:18:20 from level 57.
[08/05/22 03:20:28] Forud was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:53:31 towards level 67.
[08/05/22 04:03:16] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:55:40 towards level 65.
[08/05/22 04:45:52] Nechayev has dealt postikana a Critical Strike! 7 days, 06:07:55 is added to postikana's clock.
[08/05/22 05:14:09] zifnab06 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:53:03 from level 64.
[08/05/22 05:15:49] bananaboat's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bananaboat's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/22 06:05:19] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:09 towards level 62.
[08/05/22 06:49:06] Acolarh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:20:33 from level 66.
[08/05/22 08:33:38] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:51 towards level 53.
[08/05/22 09:25:49] brycec bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:59:14 towards level 63.
[08/05/22 09:26:52] mordac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:53:43 towards level 67.
[08/05/22 09:28:52] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:11 towards level 68.
[08/05/22 09:40:24] DrinkyBird ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:17:33 from level 67.
[08/05/22 09:58:18] spex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:08:09 towards level 66.
[08/05/22 10:24:41] hdm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:15:10 from level 71.
[08/05/22 11:29:47] Nuae was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:52:18 from level 61.
[08/05/22 11:44:40] Algernon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:53:39 towards level 66.
[08/05/22 11:45:13] bsleep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:46:16 towards level 65.
[08/05/22 11:55:00] kptr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:33:47 towards level 68.
[08/05/22 12:11:58] Sario was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:14:55 from level 57.
[08/05/22 12:18:36] nawcom hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:22:28 towards level 61.
[08/05/22 12:24:25] canton7 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:14:31 from level 65.
[08/05/22 12:37:28] Techman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:31:34 towards level 70.
[08/05/22 12:52:34] Vigrid was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:28:01 towards level 55.
[08/05/22 13:05:03] bobvador found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:33 towards level 65.
[08/05/22 13:56:49] Acolarh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:38:05 from level 66.
[08/05/22 14:13:47] sam slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sam's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/05/22 14:17:23] Forud reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Forud's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/22 14:39:46] eising was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:33:12 towards level 68.
[08/05/22 15:15:11] The local wizard imbued GilbertErik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GilbertErik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/22 15:24:04] _sh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:44:23 towards level 68.
[08/05/22 15:26:35] SirBummelz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:35 towards level 60.
[08/05/22 15:49:42] The local wizard imbued hugga's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hugga's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/22 16:00:17] pants caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:26:01 towards level 67.
[08/05/22 16:10:22] VonToutCourt hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:40 towards level 66.
[08/05/22 18:36:19] Andrio's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Andrio's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/22 19:15:19] CornFly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:22:45 from level 65.
[08/05/22 20:51:52] yNos had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:15:15 towards level 61.
[08/05/22 20:52:31] AlexS discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:17 towards level 63.
[08/05/22 21:07:45] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:43:51 towards level 66.
[08/05/22 21:49:02] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:18 towards level 69.
[08/05/22 22:02:17] Aelane tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:41:44 towards level 59.
[08/05/22 22:22:22] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:51:49 towards level 67.
[08/05/22 23:00:32] Arch found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:31:24 towards level 63.
[08/05/22 23:20:03] Misza bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:19:40 towards level 64.
[08/06/22 00:37:27] Sokar spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sokar's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/06/22 00:49:21] Jaxxsinn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:01 towards level 44.
[08/06/22 01:03:32] caeli was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:49:03 from level 68.
[08/06/22 01:24:13] Alarien reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Alarien's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/22 02:11:01] Jaxxsinn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:40 towards level 44.
[08/06/22 02:24:07] launchd found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:24 towards level 48.
[08/06/22 02:27:53] pyre was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:43:02 towards level 68.
[08/06/22 02:40:49] tswsl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:56:18 from level 68.
[08/06/22 03:17:26] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:12 towards level 68.
[08/06/22 03:23:19] RussellB was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:38:33 from level 67.
[08/06/22 04:12:58] CompanionCube found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:40 towards level 68.
[08/06/22 04:17:29] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:31:44 towards level 63.
[08/06/22 04:56:16] Lord255 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:53 towards level 69.
[08/06/22 05:00:41] Syloq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Syloq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/22 05:00:59] MELOONi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:46 towards level 67.
[08/06/22 05:32:32] caeli was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:41:20 from level 68.
[08/06/22 05:33:53] ZOTTA tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:20:11 towards level 56.
[08/06/22 06:06:26] hdm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:15:59 towards level 71.
[08/06/22 06:37:56] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:15 towards level 68.
[08/06/22 07:17:49] Tangles caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:13:49 towards level 65.
[08/06/22 08:20:28] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:11 towards level 68.
[08/06/22 09:21:47] The local wizard imbued Crazycatlady's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Crazycatlady's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/22 09:32:16] tswsl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:21:49 from level 68.
[08/06/22 10:25:47] The local wizard imbued StalkR's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! StalkR's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/22 12:27:27] Sleepy_boi walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:54 from level 52.
[08/06/22 12:36:32] Tenedos was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:55:56 from level 63.
[08/06/22 12:43:39] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:24 towards level 68.
[08/06/22 13:57:26] yNos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:27:02 towards level 61.
[08/06/22 14:59:21] Gorek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:07:39 towards level 70.
[08/06/22 15:07:59] buzel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:16:56 towards level 68.
[08/06/22 15:37:47] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:37:58 towards level 70.
[08/06/22 16:40:50] VonToutCourt fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:23:49 from level 66.
[08/06/22 17:15:33] EddieT137 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:23:49 towards level 60.
[08/06/22 17:31:49] MetaNova reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MetaNova's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/22 18:06:53] Jaxxsinn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:13 from level 45.
[08/06/22 18:37:47] Juan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:32:14 towards level 55.
[08/06/22 19:39:39] Notir fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:04:56 from level 61.
[08/06/22 20:08:41] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:13 towards level 57.
[08/06/22 20:19:28] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:26:36 towards level 68.
[08/06/22 20:51:08] Hex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:30 towards level 56.
[08/06/22 21:07:56] kptr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:22:25 towards level 68.
[08/06/22 21:09:32] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:08:05 towards level 68.
[08/06/22 23:24:11] iiriix was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:40:00 from level 66.
[08/06/22 23:31:04] Ecko was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:56:21 from level 59.
[08/06/22 23:48:01] misha discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:50:54 towards level 68.
[08/07/22 00:32:22] bobvador found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:55 towards level 65.
[08/07/22 00:38:08] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:09:59 towards level 63.
[08/07/22 00:46:01] kzootech ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:25:52 from level 56.
[08/07/22 01:16:58] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:32:11 towards level 70.
[08/07/22 02:46:48] Tangles met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:49:41 from level 65.
[08/07/22 03:20:35] Puff was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:30 towards level 67.
[08/07/22 04:03:31] Aksej has dealt eising a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:34:12 is added to eising's clock.
[08/07/22 04:40:35] anarcat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:51:26 towards level 71.
[08/07/22 06:41:51] BUSY reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! BUSY's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/22 07:11:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cirdan's tunic! Cirdan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/22 07:32:04] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:38 towards level 66.
[08/07/22 07:50:16] munkis found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:03:52 towards level 63.
[08/07/22 08:21:14] munkis was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:00:40 from level 63.
[08/07/22 08:22:47] jayvee was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:07 towards level 67.
[08/07/22 10:24:41] tomhek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:14:57 towards level 67.
[08/07/22 10:36:22] TimWolla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:36 towards level 69.
[08/07/22 11:00:44] mordac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:04:21 towards level 67.
[08/07/22 11:08:55] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:39:24 towards level 71.
[08/07/22 12:05:45] Wam slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Wam's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/07/22 12:12:52] buzel was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:56:17 from level 68.
[08/07/22 12:24:42] bg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:41 towards level 68.
[08/07/22 13:10:25] Centrixx found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:14:24 towards level 69.
[08/07/22 13:40:52] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:49:13 towards level 63.
[08/07/22 14:18:26] nyuszika7h was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:20:14 towards level 68.
[08/07/22 14:54:50] Togra's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Togra's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/22 15:38:17] Aksej was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:45:15 towards level 64.
[08/07/22 15:43:42] Sergio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:23:19 towards level 63.
[08/07/22 16:13:27] Tenorman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:18 towards level 66.
[08/07/22 17:45:30] munkis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:48:44 towards level 63.
[08/07/22 17:47:34] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:47:38 towards level 70.
[08/07/22 17:57:27] VonToutCourt was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:10:56 from level 66.
[08/07/22 18:01:00] RussellB got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:10 towards level 67.
[08/07/22 19:03:14] gegenschein had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:28:59 towards level 64.
[08/07/22 19:30:31] Misza got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:21:39 towards level 64.
[08/07/22 20:12:05] ephemer0l hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:59 towards level 58.
[08/07/22 20:19:07] dyvonna bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:59:05 towards level 58.
[08/07/22 20:34:47] Yuhno caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:01:47 towards level 67.
[08/07/22 21:01:39] cremefresh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:34:18 towards level 70.
[08/07/22 21:59:03] d4n13L discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:51:12 towards level 67.
[08/07/22 22:15:00] Quack had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:05 towards level 57.
[08/07/22 23:04:01] Drin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:31:39 towards level 64.
[08/07/22 23:23:02] Asara met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:19:45 from level 70.
[08/08/22 00:03:16] Fenrik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:34:37 towards level 66.
[08/08/22 00:14:42] buyoq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:26:33 towards level 65.
[08/08/22 00:25:42] "\@_ burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! "\@_'s set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/22 00:41:53] kiska was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:40 towards level 53.
[08/08/22 02:00:00] hdm has dealt Gorek a Critical Strike! 5 days, 06:03:24 is added to Gorek's clock.
[08/08/22 02:35:03] yano ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:21:55 from level 65.
[08/08/22 02:38:19] GyrosGeier caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:17:08 towards level 66.
[08/08/22 02:44:26] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:27 towards level 69.
[08/08/22 02:46:05] pyre was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:30 towards level 68.
[08/08/22 02:53:10] dwfreed's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dwfreed's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/22 03:10:37] brycec ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:18:35 from level 63.
[08/08/22 03:11:43] kiska was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:43 towards level 53.
[08/08/22 03:59:15] ukleinek has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:47:42 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/08/22 04:17:22] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:28 towards level 65.
[08/08/22 04:27:17] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:37 towards level 56.
[08/08/22 04:41:23] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:59:06 from level 61.
[08/08/22 04:55:56] enteral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:09 towards level 50.
[08/08/22 05:24:44] Theleveler caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:39 towards level 68.
[08/08/22 06:20:41] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:57:14 towards level 58.
[08/08/22 06:55:00] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:25 towards level 68.
[08/08/22 07:26:00] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:55:37 towards level 62.
[08/08/22 07:30:07] eising bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:19 towards level 68.
[08/08/22 07:51:17] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:52:52 towards level 62.
[08/08/22 08:06:32] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:10:03 towards level 65.
[08/08/22 08:23:45] AlexS was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:06:54 from level 64.
[08/08/22 08:50:54] tomhek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:57:48 towards level 67.
[08/08/22 08:58:20] sc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:41 towards level 69.
[08/08/22 09:43:29] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/22 10:05:43] VonToutCourt has dealt Puff a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:32:32 is added to Puff's clock.
[08/08/22 11:12:20] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:01:42 towards level 69.
[08/08/22 11:20:53] freeboson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:13:00 from level 66.
[08/08/22 12:42:18] TauPan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:30:49 towards level 60.
[08/08/22 12:56:39] Covid-19 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:37:43 towards level 65.
[08/08/22 13:33:40] Sombra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:45 towards level 69.
[08/08/22 13:49:22] jayvee had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:38 towards level 67.
[08/08/22 13:58:48] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:22 towards level 62.
[08/08/22 14:00:51] Arch has dealt ZOTTA a Critical Strike! 2 days, 00:33:58 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[08/08/22 14:31:22] freeboson was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:14:54 from level 66.
[08/08/22 14:54:14] t3chn0's charm ate a bolt of lightning! t3chn0's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/22 15:19:56] pants met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:04:54 from level 67.
[08/08/22 15:32:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ukleinek's tunic! ukleinek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/22 16:41:19] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:42:57 towards level 66.
[08/08/22 17:14:26] dyvonna was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:49 towards level 58.
[08/08/22 17:29:47] Chuck tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:26:30 towards level 65.
[08/08/22 17:48:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Fenrik's tunic! Fenrik's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/22 18:45:51] Theleveler was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:38:21 from level 68.
[08/08/22 18:50:16] VonToutCourt was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:41 towards level 66.
[08/08/22 19:02:52] megubyte found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:22:39 towards level 62.
[08/08/22 19:06:56] Kritzefitz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:47:02 towards level 66.
[08/08/22 19:19:31] Alarien hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:00 towards level 63.
[08/08/22 19:24:44] Yuhno was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:12:39 towards level 67.
[08/08/22 20:24:33] iiriix was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:59 from level 66.
[08/08/22 20:49:08] Kemikals slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Kemikals's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/22 21:42:18] shikhin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:48:28 towards level 69.
[08/08/22 21:51:30] Techman was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:19:18 from level 70.
[08/08/22 22:07:48] Centrixx hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:59 towards level 69.
[08/08/22 22:22:47] Tangles reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tangles's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/22 23:35:22] AlexS was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:38:01 from level 64.
[08/08/22 23:41:38] fstrelok found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:47:59 towards level 53.
[08/08/22 23:45:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sbp's tunic! sbp's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/22 00:03:57] nyuszika7h tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:43 towards level 68.
[08/09/22 00:15:03] hdm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:38 towards level 71.
[08/09/22 00:49:55] Geoff found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:11:04 towards level 60.
[08/09/22 01:10:14] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:27:00 towards level 63.
[08/09/22 01:29:03] Andrio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:55:38 from level 65.
[08/09/22 01:49:49] shikhin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:04:07 towards level 69.
[08/09/22 02:40:18] CompanionCube found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:02 towards level 68.
[08/09/22 02:51:34] Yuhno fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:05:51 from level 67.
[08/09/22 03:37:23] Syloq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:02 towards level 66.
[08/09/22 05:56:55] megubyte hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:10:53 towards level 62.
[08/09/22 06:26:53] Sombra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:33 towards level 69.
[08/09/22 06:37:46] SCSi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:25:23 from level 65.
[08/09/22 07:07:25] pants was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:29:52 towards level 67.
[08/09/22 08:02:01] iiriix ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:38 from level 66.
[08/09/22 08:27:32] bobvador was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:46:44 from level 66.
[08/09/22 09:34:17] VOID was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:02:57 from level 56.
[08/09/22 09:56:02] Wam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:42:13 from level 60.
[08/09/22 12:01:20] thornrag has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:08:18 is added to Tangles's clock.
[08/09/22 12:32:12] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:36 towards level 68.
[08/09/22 13:03:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CompanionCube's tunic! CompanionCube's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/22 13:44:23] Tabmow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:19 towards level 56.
[08/09/22 14:48:51] anarcat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:08:23 from level 71.
[08/09/22 16:14:44] A_Dragon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:01 towards level 66.
[08/09/22 17:21:27] kiska tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:58:00 towards level 53.
[08/09/22 19:46:30] signofzeta burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! signofzeta's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/09/22 20:25:38] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:50:40 towards level 69.
[08/09/22 20:43:47] Kritzefitz burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Kritzefitz's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/09/22 21:24:18] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:53 towards level 56.
[08/09/22 21:28:34] kzootech found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:24 towards level 56.
[08/09/22 21:31:47] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:27:13 towards level 67.
[08/09/22 22:02:10] kptr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:10:43 towards level 68.
[08/09/22 22:44:15] nya walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:59:16 from level 66.
[08/10/22 00:27:48] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:12:21 towards level 63.
[08/10/22 00:31:40] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:51 towards level 63.
[08/10/22 00:42:48] V met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:27:27 from level 69.
[08/10/22 01:12:18] womblecat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:56 towards level 61.
[08/10/22 01:32:04] Carl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:58:50 from level 67.
[08/10/22 02:04:38] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:44:20 towards level 67.
[08/10/22 02:08:29] pfoley has dealt BastelBot a Critical Strike! 4 days, 06:17:07 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[08/10/22 02:12:39] blabber was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:42:15 from level 65.
[08/10/22 02:22:50] Theleveler was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:30:54 towards level 69.
[08/10/22 02:43:09] cornfeedhobo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:30:56 towards level 61.
[08/10/22 03:30:25] sky had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:41:18 towards level 66.
[08/10/22 03:36:35] Beefcan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:39:14 from level 58.
[08/10/22 03:40:42] kenyon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:10:31 from level 67.
[08/10/22 04:22:20] megubyte caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:08:24 towards level 62.
[08/10/22 06:46:17] aqsd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:02:43 towards level 66.
[08/10/22 07:16:23] cadfael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:14:21 towards level 62.
[08/10/22 07:35:51] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:30:25 towards level 69.
[08/10/22 08:39:56] SuzakuMedli was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:41 towards level 46.
[08/10/22 11:05:31] zankore found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:08:16 towards level 60.
[08/10/22 11:05:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pants's tunic! pants's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/22 11:30:36] eising met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:46 from level 68.
[08/10/22 11:48:22] Andrio got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:53 from level 65.
[08/10/22 12:14:51] slim was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:47:40 from level 53.
[08/10/22 12:55:08] dwfreed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:53:45 towards level 69.
[08/10/22 13:16:13] Aelane caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:06 towards level 59.
[08/10/22 13:25:50] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:22:38 towards level 69.
[08/10/22 14:08:07] zbe spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! zbe's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/10/22 14:37:15] Tenorman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:16:32 towards level 67.
[08/10/22 15:53:44] HeavyPodda ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:13:47 from level 66.
[08/10/22 16:05:47] munkis ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:54:56 from level 63.
[08/10/22 17:01:01] Yuhno gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:10 towards level 67.
[08/10/22 17:31:58] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:10:07 towards level 67.
[08/10/22 17:52:23] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:32:34 towards level 64.
[08/10/22 18:01:58] Tenedos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:23:07 towards level 63.
[08/10/22 18:08:59] Fehu was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:37:56 from level 60.
[08/10/22 18:41:42] TauPan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:09:32 from level 60.
[08/10/22 18:50:04] Covid-19 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:32:04 towards level 65.
[08/10/22 19:30:31] vectr0n was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:22 towards level 61.
[08/10/22 19:54:03] LeD has dealt Ungoliant a Critical Strike! 8 days, 04:16:31 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[08/10/22 20:44:44] crank was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:27:42 towards level 69.
[08/10/22 20:49:15] Kemikals burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Kemikals's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/10/22 20:52:46] pfoley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:05:00 towards level 65.
[08/10/22 21:27:41] Alys ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:08:31 from level 59.
[08/10/22 21:44:50] gildarts found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:09:45 towards level 65.
[08/10/22 21:58:05] jaxson ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:46:35 from level 66.
[08/10/22 23:42:58] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:58 towards level 63.
[08/10/22 23:43:04] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:41:17 towards level 67.
[08/11/22 00:07:35] SCSi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:06:10 towards level 65.
[08/11/22 01:01:35] Notir was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:27:19 from level 61.
[08/11/22 01:02:20] vegadark got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:21 towards level 69.
[08/11/22 03:29:57] ChowderKeg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:12:21 towards level 69.
[08/11/22 03:41:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on GilbertErik's tunic! GilbertErik's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/22 03:41:47] Abe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:05:16 towards level 63.
[08/11/22 03:44:27] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:52:59 towards level 68.
[08/11/22 04:20:11] A_Dragon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:00:16 towards level 66.
[08/11/22 04:25:18] crysis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:15:00 towards level 61.
[08/11/22 05:21:37] Kemikals found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:06 towards level 42.
[08/11/22 06:43:35] nawcom's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nawcom's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/22 07:37:21] io ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:00 from level 70.
[08/11/22 08:03:36] TauPan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:51:03 towards level 60.
[08/11/22 08:08:07] AlexS had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:55:27 towards level 64.
[08/11/22 08:23:52] Ecko hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:08:31 towards level 59.
[08/11/22 08:30:43] hugga was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:04:05 from level 61.
[08/11/22 08:34:10] pyre discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:26 towards level 68.
[08/11/22 09:53:02] postikana caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:01:07 towards level 63.
[08/11/22 10:11:12] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:52:49 towards level 67.
[08/11/22 10:20:41] beasty got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:30 from level 39.
[08/11/22 11:01:32] xbill found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:35:00 towards level 71.
[08/11/22 11:47:54] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:31 towards level 65.
[08/11/22 12:39:49] bananaboat has dealt munkis a Critical Strike! 3 days, 05:12:41 is added to munkis's clock.
[08/11/22 13:04:45] cremefresh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:33:42 towards level 70.
[08/11/22 13:11:16] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sc's tunic! sc's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/22 13:28:59] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:16:26 towards level 67.
[08/11/22 13:49:30] eising was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:48:32 towards level 69.
[08/11/22 15:01:48] Acolarh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:24:17 towards level 66.
[08/11/22 15:15:29] Khorne fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:13:32 from level 69.
[08/11/22 15:41:56] tswsl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tswsl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/22 15:56:38] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:34 towards level 70.
[08/11/22 16:21:27] sky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:08:01 towards level 66.
[08/11/22 16:57:45] buyoq was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:14:43 from level 65.
[08/11/22 17:09:50] scumola discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:17:06 towards level 63.
[08/11/22 18:54:32] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:45:26 towards level 68.
[08/11/22 19:08:23] Algernon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:11:52 towards level 66.
[08/11/22 20:39:18] crysis had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:27:57 towards level 61.
[08/11/22 22:57:42] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:49:08 towards level 66.
[08/11/22 23:39:33] Beefcan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:22 towards level 58.
[08/12/22 00:39:23] Lnk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:29 towards level 70.
[08/12/22 01:19:07] bobvador caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:59 towards level 66.
[08/12/22 01:22:05] nawcom had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:06:26 towards level 61.
[08/12/22 01:27:33] eroc1990 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:37:18 from level 51.
[08/12/22 01:47:16] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:33 towards level 67.
[08/12/22 02:03:37] Khorne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:10 towards level 69.
[08/12/22 03:15:46] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:35 towards level 70.
[08/12/22 03:18:35] anarcat has dealt herald a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:42:09 is added to herald's clock.
[08/12/22 04:10:22] Alys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:00:07 towards level 59.
[08/12/22 04:54:55] Pinkman's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Pinkman's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/22 04:59:05] Cirdan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:50:36 from level 69.
[08/12/22 05:10:40] pants slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pants's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/22 05:32:11] t3chn0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:07:03 towards level 66.
[08/12/22 06:25:56] TimeWarp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:54 from level 51.
[08/12/22 07:17:46] VonToutCourt was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:25:24 from level 67.
[08/12/22 07:30:48] <rainchick> was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:42 towards level 50.
[08/12/22 09:21:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Tangles's tunic! Tangles's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/22 09:33:11] idleneutral was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:49:33 from level 55.
[08/12/22 09:37:30] Nuae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:33:41 towards level 61.
[08/12/22 11:07:16] Kemikals was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:02:33 from level 43.
[08/12/22 12:03:12] Tenorman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:22:22 towards level 67.
[08/12/22 12:03:51] vectr0n hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:18 towards level 61.
[08/12/22 13:29:11] hugga found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:55 towards level 61.
[08/12/22 13:45:17] el was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:55 towards level 67.
[08/12/22 14:06:48] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:00:34 towards level 67.
[08/12/22 14:10:40] kptr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 23:04:13 from level 68.
[08/12/22 14:49:03] GilbertErik was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:14:37 from level 62.
[08/12/22 16:22:29] vectr0n slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! vectr0n's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/22 16:31:31] sc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:47 towards level 69.
[08/12/22 16:37:56] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:36 towards level 69.
[08/12/22 17:27:39] Hex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:34 towards level 57.
[08/12/22 18:13:40] Carl burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Carl's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/22 18:20:08] blabber caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:03:03 towards level 66.
[08/12/22 18:47:41] buyoq has dealt tomhek a Critical Strike! 8 days, 21:53:56 is added to tomhek's clock.
[08/12/22 20:25:44] CompanionCube bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:58:16 towards level 69.
[08/12/22 21:29:11] Sleepy_boi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:08 towards level 53.
[08/12/22 21:35:09] Gorek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:25:57 towards level 70.
[08/12/22 21:43:08] enteral ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:01:21 from level 51.
[08/12/22 21:49:28] buzel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:29 towards level 68.
[08/12/22 22:46:31] Togra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:21:07 from level 66.
[08/12/22 23:14:13] Ankhers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:26:35 towards level 64.
[08/13/22 00:09:03] RussellB reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! RussellB's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/22 00:22:17] Feltharell was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:44 towards level 62.
[08/13/22 00:23:59] Forud was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:07:11 from level 67.
[08/13/22 01:01:04] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:13 from level 67.
[08/13/22 01:53:59] kzootech was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:33:04 from level 57.
[08/13/22 02:02:43] KyloRen found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:09:08 towards level 52.
[08/13/22 02:04:28] Wam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:28 towards level 60.
[08/13/22 02:17:13] zifnab06 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:15 towards level 64.
[08/13/22 02:51:00] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:42:19 towards level 67.
[08/13/22 03:24:22] Fehu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:48:04 towards level 60.
[08/13/22 03:24:40] Misza's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Misza's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/22 03:25:10] Platonides walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:22:31 from level 61.
[08/13/22 03:50:12] sc slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sc's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/22 03:53:22] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:22 towards level 68.
[08/13/22 04:16:20] TheSilentLink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:11 towards level 62.
[08/13/22 04:23:39] damyan has dealt launchd a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:09:08 is added to launchd's clock.
[08/13/22 05:23:52] golgy has dealt <rainchick> a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:16:58 is added to <rainchick>'s clock.
[08/13/22 05:56:28] freeboson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:31 towards level 66.
[08/13/22 06:14:41] Cockatrice has dealt Algernon a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:59:26 is added to Algernon's clock.
[08/13/22 06:52:42] enteral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:20 towards level 51.
[08/13/22 07:17:05] Sergio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:33:59 towards level 63.
[08/13/22 07:27:08] Andrio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:59 from level 65.
[08/13/22 07:41:37] The local wizard imbued el's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! el's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/22 07:49:36] contyk's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! contyk's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/22 08:48:31] Yuhno ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:15 from level 67.
[08/13/22 08:53:50] Syloq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:24 towards level 66.
[08/13/22 09:31:01] A_Dragon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:25:07 towards level 66.
[08/13/22 09:43:27] yNos met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:36:07 from level 61.
[08/13/22 11:00:29] Tenedos slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Tenedos's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/22 11:43:44] MELOONi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:32 towards level 67.
[08/13/22 11:56:13] TauPan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:48:00 towards level 60.
[08/13/22 12:12:44] gradator was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:48:59 from level 69.
[08/13/22 12:31:53] Misza got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:20 towards level 64.
[08/13/22 13:54:49] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:00:57 towards level 69.
[08/13/22 14:53:13] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:57:00 towards level 68.
[08/13/22 14:57:16] Gorek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:58:52 from level 70.
[08/13/22 15:25:25] Puff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:07:01 towards level 67.
[08/13/22 18:53:40] Sleepy_boi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:17 towards level 53.
[08/13/22 19:07:55] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:44:57 towards level 71.
[08/13/22 19:15:38] Wolf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:16:25 from level 68.
[08/13/22 20:21:36] The local wizard imbued misha's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! misha's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/22 21:04:14] The local wizard imbued Tabmow's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tabmow's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/22 22:02:03] iiriix ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:04:52 from level 67.
[08/13/22 22:02:27] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:31 towards level 65.
[08/13/22 22:31:56] VonToutCourt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:48:27 towards level 67.
[08/13/22 23:00:11] caeli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:54:36 towards level 69.
[08/13/22 23:15:29] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:38:24 towards level 57.
[08/13/22 23:23:12] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:06:10 towards level 66.
[08/13/22 23:40:49] gegenschein was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:24:21 from level 64.
[08/13/22 23:46:23] Disruptor discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:02 towards level 65.
[08/14/22 00:15:41] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:47 towards level 58.
[08/14/22 00:25:07] SirBummelz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:58:35 towards level 61.
[08/14/22 00:58:29] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:14 towards level 67.
[08/14/22 01:23:04] Chuck's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Chuck's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/22 02:26:31] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:58 towards level 53.
[08/14/22 02:41:31] Notir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:08:04 towards level 61.
[08/14/22 02:58:01] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:09:04 towards level 71.
[08/14/22 03:28:17] Misza was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:18:26 towards level 64.
[08/14/22 03:51:27] zifnab06's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zifnab06's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/22 04:18:26] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:25 towards level 53.
[08/14/22 05:20:28] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:06 towards level 68.
[08/14/22 05:23:37] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:06:41 towards level 70.
[08/14/22 06:09:52] gradator's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! gradator's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/22 07:06:45] Platonides had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:46 towards level 61.
[08/14/22 07:13:07] eroc1990 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! eroc1990's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/22 07:34:39] Kurenai was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:31:45 from level 54.
[08/14/22 07:45:17] kinus's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kinus's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/22 08:04:54] Koffa ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:34:34 from level 67.
[08/14/22 08:13:05] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:44:21 towards level 71.
[08/14/22 08:27:32] Xenthys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:36 towards level 59.
[08/14/22 09:28:46] Platonides met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:24 from level 61.
[08/14/22 10:35:34] Zeno was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:48 towards level 47.
[08/14/22 10:39:05] VOID tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:30 towards level 56.
[08/14/22 11:05:13] freeboson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:19:43 from level 66.
[08/14/22 11:57:10] yano found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:56:44 towards level 66.
[08/14/22 12:26:06] dwfreed met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:41:49 from level 69.
[08/14/22 12:35:32] Cockatrice fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:12:45 from level 55.
[08/14/22 12:55:05] thornrag hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:56 towards level 67.
[08/14/22 13:14:04] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:50 towards level 64.
[08/14/22 13:30:43] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:02:48 towards level 71.
[08/14/22 14:10:49] megubyte's charm ate a bolt of lightning! megubyte's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/22 15:23:59] Russell found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:01:12 towards level 63.
[08/14/22 16:04:53] Tabmow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:09 towards level 56.
[08/14/22 16:14:51] crysis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:18:14 towards level 61.
[08/14/22 16:25:14] kinus's charm ate a bolt of lightning! kinus's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/22 16:38:44] d4n13L had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:44:36 towards level 67.
[08/14/22 16:41:24] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:59:03 towards level 66.
[08/14/22 16:53:05] Feltharell had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:15 towards level 62.
[08/14/22 18:04:34] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:34:25 from level 65.
[08/14/22 18:08:50] Kurenai found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:21:58 towards level 54.
[08/14/22 18:18:01] el found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:51 towards level 67.
[08/14/22 18:32:19] Ungoliant tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:08:08 towards level 63.
[08/14/22 19:15:06] pants's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pants's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/22 20:30:23] Aksej met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:04:48 from level 64.
[08/14/22 20:43:17] Crazycatlady got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:24:31 from level 67.
[08/14/22 20:56:26] Geoff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:11:22 towards level 60.
[08/14/22 21:31:51] bg has dealt hdm a Critical Strike! 7 days, 02:18:27 is added to hdm's clock.
[08/14/22 22:11:04] Xenthys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:33:36 towards level 59.
[08/14/22 23:03:29] kptr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kptr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/22 23:29:17] SirNeo's charm ate a bolt of lightning! SirNeo's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/22 00:25:04] crysis found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:03:44 towards level 61.
[08/15/22 00:26:55] Omega found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:31 towards level 61.
[08/15/22 00:49:45] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:45:29 towards level 64.
[08/15/22 00:55:25] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:52:58 towards level 66.
[08/15/22 01:11:34] Centrixx caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:05 towards level 69.
[08/15/22 01:39:34] buyoq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:48:17 towards level 65.
[08/15/22 01:51:39] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:34:35 towards level 69.
[08/15/22 02:39:19] Crazycatlady tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:23:43 towards level 67.
[08/15/22 03:52:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gradator's tunic! gradator's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/22 05:11:28] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CrashOverride's tunic! CrashOverride's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/22 05:32:38] Sleepy_boi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:08 towards level 53.
[08/15/22 05:33:35] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:24:20 towards level 69.
[08/15/22 06:12:07] SCSi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:03:03 from level 65.
[08/15/22 06:16:11] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:53:46 towards level 66.
[08/15/22 06:46:31] cornfeedhobo's charm ate a bolt of lightning! cornfeedhobo's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/22 06:51:29] cadfael's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cadfael's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/22 06:52:44] washclof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:47:44 towards level 71.
[08/15/22 07:13:30] The local wizard imbued Notir's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Notir's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/22 07:31:46] kptr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:07:51 towards level 68.
[08/15/22 07:37:11] nya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:15:09 towards level 66.
[08/15/22 07:49:47] Lord255 has dealt cadfael a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:59:59 is added to cadfael's clock.
[08/15/22 07:56:52] LeD has dealt CodeGeek a Critical Strike! 3 days, 07:49:53 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[08/15/22 08:41:23] JigmeDatse reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JigmeDatse's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/22 08:50:13] kenyon was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:47:17 from level 67.
[08/15/22 08:55:23] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:21 towards level 69.
[08/15/22 08:56:30] "\@_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:18 towards level 65.
[08/15/22 09:22:49] MetaNova discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:52 towards level 68.
[08/15/22 09:31:57] Chuck was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:35:15 towards level 65.
[08/15/22 10:06:48] Sleepy_boi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:44 towards level 53.
[08/15/22 11:29:04] kzootech tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:21:19 towards level 57.
[08/15/22 12:19:53] Crazycatlady reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Crazycatlady's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/22 12:43:39] Techman ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:03:51 from level 70.
[08/15/22 12:49:28] csc2ya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:21:51 towards level 60.
[08/15/22 13:10:50] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:36:16 towards level 67.
[08/15/22 13:29:12] DownAndUp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:43:17 towards level 57.
[08/15/22 14:23:11] Notir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:51:30 towards level 61.
[08/15/22 15:09:05] Abe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:12:26 towards level 63.
[08/15/22 15:15:31] signofzeta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:52:32 towards level 61.
[08/15/22 16:20:02] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:22:39 towards level 63.
[08/15/22 16:43:56] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:14 towards level 65.
[08/15/22 17:17:49] drahthaar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:45:32 towards level 70.
[08/15/22 17:26:14] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:41:44 towards level 65.
[08/15/22 17:46:49] The local wizard imbued CornFly's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CornFly's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/22 18:23:05] apb was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:06:31 from level 68.
[08/15/22 18:32:07] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:46:59 towards level 66.
[08/15/22 18:47:58] el was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:08:02 from level 67.
[08/15/22 19:13:11] Centrixx got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:19 towards level 69.
[08/15/22 19:32:39] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:00:16 from level 57.
[08/15/22 19:47:23] canton7 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:05 towards level 65.
[08/15/22 20:06:33] Disruptor spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Disruptor's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/15/22 20:13:53] allo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:09:46 towards level 69.
[08/15/22 20:16:14] Algernon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:59:55 from level 66.
[08/15/22 20:54:10] cornfeedhobo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:27:09 from level 61.
[08/15/22 20:58:38] Fenrik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:48:31 towards level 66.
[08/15/22 22:02:40] EddieT137 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:26:04 towards level 61.
[08/15/22 22:44:58] buyoq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:43 towards level 65.
[08/15/22 22:56:21] TheSilentLink gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:09 towards level 62.
[08/15/22 23:30:36] adamus1red had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:02:48 towards level 67.
[08/16/22 00:42:04] contyk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:56 towards level 47.
[08/16/22 01:17:30] Sombra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:50:53 towards level 70.
[08/16/22 01:44:47] KyloRen tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:48 towards level 52.
[08/16/22 02:06:33] Feltharell caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:44 towards level 62.
[08/16/22 03:15:00] pasquale was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:44 from level 55.
[08/16/22 04:15:16] t3chn0 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:51:33 from level 66.
[08/16/22 04:16:31] Ecko discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:23:40 towards level 59.
[08/16/22 04:56:24] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:20:05 towards level 65.
[08/16/22 05:08:41] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:49 towards level 68.
[08/16/22 05:42:03] SirNeo's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! SirNeo's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/16/22 06:28:57] Drin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:11:26 towards level 64.
[08/16/22 06:38:38] Ecko caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:58:53 towards level 59.
[08/16/22 07:12:18] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:21:20 towards level 67.
[08/16/22 07:15:16] The local wizard imbued Notir's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Notir's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/22 07:37:02] Tabmow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:18 towards level 56.
[08/16/22 08:16:49] gradator was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:38:38 from level 69.
[08/16/22 09:44:49] misha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:38 towards level 68.
[08/16/22 10:27:40] bg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:33:31 towards level 69.
[08/16/22 10:50:27] Kemikals hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:01 towards level 44.
[08/16/22 11:47:01] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:11 towards level 57.
[08/16/22 12:07:17] Pricey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:02:28 towards level 60.
[08/16/22 12:15:19] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:03:23 towards level 67.
[08/16/22 12:46:40] Gorek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:00 towards level 70.
[08/16/22 14:28:07] The local wizard imbued tswsl's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tswsl's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/22 14:41:33] Yarosh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:34 towards level 66.
[08/16/22 14:45:10] ion ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:36:17 from level 71.
[08/16/22 15:19:14] yNos caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:55 towards level 61.
[08/16/22 16:10:42] contyk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:23 towards level 47.
[08/16/22 16:27:19] dwfreed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:05 towards level 69.
[08/16/22 17:28:58] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:48:27 towards level 69.
[08/16/22 17:58:47] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on TauPan's tunic! TauPan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/22 17:59:17] Juan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:38:10 towards level 55.
[08/16/22 18:13:23] jayvee found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:15:37 towards level 68.
[08/16/22 18:18:03] Ecko was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:51 towards level 59.
[08/16/22 19:06:52] brycec found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:24:14 towards level 63.
[08/16/22 19:10:16] rawgreaze hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:54 towards level 59.
[08/16/22 19:28:02] SCSi was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:01:08 from level 65.
[08/16/22 19:49:54] enteral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:06 towards level 51.
[08/16/22 19:52:25] dyvonna had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:11 towards level 58.
[08/16/22 19:57:41] VonToutCourt was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:10:48 from level 67.
[08/16/22 20:43:03] sky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:43:39 towards level 66.
[08/16/22 21:00:40] Notir walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:34:33 from level 61.
[08/16/22 21:03:55] TimeWarp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:32 towards level 52.
[08/16/22 21:18:04] t3chn0 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! t3chn0's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/16/22 22:12:08] Togra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:23 towards level 66.
[08/16/22 22:17:14] kinus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:23 towards level 61.
[08/16/22 22:34:39] fstrelok's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! fstrelok's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/16/22 22:54:52] crysis's charm ate a bolt of lightning! crysis's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/22 23:08:00] pfoley's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pfoley's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/22 23:22:12] Thorael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:31:12 towards level 69.
[08/17/22 00:13:05] Sokar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:11:11 towards level 66.
[08/17/22 00:45:09] Pinkman has dealt SCSi a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:59:52 is added to SCSi's clock.
[08/17/22 01:09:09] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:47:33 towards level 67.
[08/17/22 01:44:47] VonToutCourt reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! VonToutCourt's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/22 03:04:42] ukleinek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:49 from level 63.
[08/17/22 03:15:30] aqsd ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:16:28 from level 66.
[08/17/22 03:55:23] Abe slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Abe's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/17/22 04:07:08] "\@_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:16 towards level 65.
[08/17/22 05:56:25] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:31:05 towards level 61.
[08/17/22 06:31:20] dyvonna bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:00 towards level 58.
[08/17/22 06:39:31] The local wizard imbued Kritzefitz's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kritzefitz's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/22 07:04:27] crysis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:58:01 towards level 61.
[08/17/22 07:11:56] hugga got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:41 towards level 61.
[08/17/22 07:53:40] Ecko got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:04:44 from level 59.
[08/17/22 08:01:18] SuzakuMedli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:38 towards level 48.
[08/17/22 08:32:18] CrashOverride was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:44:57 from level 70.
[08/17/22 08:40:13] elf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:49 towards level 69.
[08/17/22 08:48:35] Kritzefitz fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:08:46 from level 66.
[08/17/22 09:44:05] d4n13L fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:37:41 from level 67.
[08/17/22 09:53:31] The local wizard imbued hax404's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hax404's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/22 10:18:45] Minus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:11 towards level 53.
[08/17/22 10:23:15] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:53:51 towards level 65.
[08/17/22 10:47:19] Aelane was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:50:52 towards level 60.
[08/17/22 10:49:31] VonToutCourt was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:25:50 from level 67.
[08/17/22 11:39:14] Centrixx found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:42 towards level 69.
[08/17/22 11:49:19] kinus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:28:40 towards level 62.
[08/17/22 11:52:02] Psilocybe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Psilocybe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/22 12:05:41] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:54:25 towards level 63.
[08/17/22 12:30:16] eising was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:01:37 from level 69.
[08/17/22 12:55:09] Juan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:52:30 towards level 55.
[08/17/22 13:44:28] el reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! el's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/22 14:21:53] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:39:48 towards level 63.
[08/17/22 14:35:53] drahthaar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:28:08 from level 70.
[08/17/22 14:51:20] HellSpawn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:03:44 from level 66.
[08/17/22 15:44:28] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:16:13 towards level 70.
[08/17/22 16:13:46] kzootech caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:56:36 towards level 57.
[08/17/22 16:16:17] idleneutral caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:18:56 towards level 55.
[08/17/22 17:01:16] AlexS got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:00:18 towards level 64.
[08/17/22 17:35:17] tmberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:26:38 towards level 66.
[08/17/22 17:36:17] gradator reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gradator's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/22 18:07:20] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:22 from level 67.
[08/17/22 18:17:22] buzel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:40:55 towards level 69.
[08/17/22 18:18:29] tsr's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tsr's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/22 18:34:26] Acolarh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:02:14 from level 66.
[08/17/22 19:07:23] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:09:09 towards level 65.
[08/17/22 21:15:48] Xenthys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:47 towards level 59.
[08/17/22 21:28:42] spex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:27:01 towards level 66.
[08/17/22 21:48:10] Aksej bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:21:47 towards level 65.
[08/17/22 22:01:04] gradator found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:05:00 towards level 69.
[08/17/22 22:34:56] womblecat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:01:44 towards level 62.
[08/17/22 23:29:10] Wam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:28:20 towards level 61.
[08/18/22 00:37:59] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:42:31 towards level 62.
[08/18/22 01:02:55] Sleepy_boi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:50:52 towards level 54.
[08/18/22 01:55:09] aqsd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:08:33 towards level 66.
[08/18/22 03:08:32] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:29:33 towards level 68.
[08/18/22 03:22:11] The local wizard imbued Puff's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Puff's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/22 03:27:03] Tangles ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:27:56 from level 65.
[08/18/22 03:58:03] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:25:36 from level 69.
[08/18/22 04:56:36] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:42:32 towards level 67.
[08/18/22 05:12:14] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:17 towards level 61.
[08/18/22 05:34:04] DownAndUp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:06:59 from level 57.
[08/18/22 07:10:55] Kritzefitz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:49:40 towards level 66.
[08/18/22 07:27:44] idleneutral reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idleneutral's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/22 07:46:14] Geoff found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:31 towards level 60.
[08/18/22 08:35:41] The local wizard imbued SuzakuMedli's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! SuzakuMedli's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/22 08:47:53] Tenedos spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Tenedos's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/18/22 09:19:35] Togra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:55:10 from level 67.
[08/18/22 09:26:30] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:16 towards level 70.
[08/18/22 11:18:35] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:43:45 towards level 58.
[08/18/22 11:49:53] tomhek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:31:02 towards level 67.
[08/18/22 13:52:44] tomhek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:36:23 from level 67.
[08/18/22 14:08:35] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:28 towards level 61.
[08/18/22 14:26:24] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:53:26 towards level 68.
[08/18/22 14:36:32] MetaNova tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:31 towards level 68.
[08/18/22 15:07:53] gegenschein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:18 towards level 64.
[08/18/22 15:08:08] Russell caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:38 towards level 63.
[08/18/22 15:34:14] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:12:09 towards level 71.
[08/18/22 15:47:49] Khorne's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Khorne's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/22 16:03:08] idleneutral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:09 towards level 55.
[08/18/22 17:05:36] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:30 towards level 71.
[08/18/22 18:10:38] TheSilentLink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:05 towards level 62.
[08/18/22 18:18:52] LeD found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:47:50 towards level 56.
[08/18/22 18:45:13] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:25 towards level 65.
[08/18/22 18:54:27] buzel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:12:40 towards level 69.
[08/18/22 19:11:03] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:11 towards level 67.
[08/18/22 19:25:35] ahmubashshir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:47 towards level 55.
[08/18/22 20:00:55] nyuszika7h got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:53:46 towards level 69.
[08/18/22 20:23:48] Aelane was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:26:01 towards level 60.
[08/18/22 20:54:09] iiriix met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:47:51 from level 67.
[08/18/22 21:29:58] <rainchick> was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:22:44 towards level 51.
[08/18/22 22:39:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Carl's tunic! Carl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/22 22:49:01] Geoff's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Geoff's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/22 23:32:10] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:38 towards level 69.
[08/18/22 23:39:02] CodeGeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:27:52 towards level 67.
[08/18/22 23:55:29] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:40:47 towards level 67.
[08/19/22 00:14:46] CodeGeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:29:29 towards level 67.
[08/19/22 00:58:06] ToHellWithGA ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:47:07 from level 69.
[08/19/22 01:01:49] kptr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 17:45:08 towards level 68.
[08/19/22 01:16:10] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:26:31 towards level 70.
[08/19/22 01:40:12] eising fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:00:42 from level 69.
[08/19/22 01:48:07] Hex was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:37:28 from level 57.
[08/19/22 01:51:44] zankore slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! zankore's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/19/22 02:07:02] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:51:40 towards level 66.
[08/19/22 02:07:53] Pinkman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:59:13 towards level 64.
[08/19/22 03:00:00] kinus's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kinus's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/22 03:52:51] bobvador tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:00:05 towards level 66.
[08/19/22 04:15:10] TimWolla ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:33:32 from level 70.
[08/19/22 04:47:22] slim was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:45:17 from level 54.
[08/19/22 05:39:17] Xenthys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:53 towards level 59.
[08/19/22 05:55:21] Beefcan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:12:08 from level 59.
[08/19/22 06:11:48] tmberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:07 towards level 66.
[08/19/22 06:55:30] jello found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:14 towards level 37.
[08/19/22 07:20:41] Yarosh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:46:10 from level 66.
[08/19/22 07:24:27] Aelane's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Aelane's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/19/22 07:30:58] adamus1red walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:37 from level 67.
[08/19/22 07:56:42] Chuck fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:49:17 from level 65.
[08/19/22 08:51:35] Kachin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:48 towards level 65.
[08/19/22 09:10:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ankhers's tunic! Ankhers's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/22 11:34:45] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:42 towards level 67.
[08/19/22 11:51:06] gegenschein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:59 towards level 64.
[08/19/22 12:18:24] VOID found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:50:12 towards level 57.
[08/19/22 12:31:47] <rainchick> met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:33:44 from level 51.
[08/19/22 12:35:18] cadfael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:43:51 towards level 62.
[08/19/22 13:07:51] Misza tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:48 towards level 64.
[08/19/22 13:35:54] Techman was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:36:40 from level 70.
[08/19/22 14:09:58] Centrixx tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:39:24 towards level 70.
[08/19/22 14:14:44] allo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:23:25 from level 69.
[08/19/22 14:38:52] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:41 towards level 71.
[08/19/22 14:43:38] Covid-19 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:33:34 towards level 65.
[08/19/22 14:50:37] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:54:34 towards level 67.
[08/19/22 14:52:19] spex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:45:49 towards level 66.
[08/19/22 14:58:29] Nuae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:27:58 from level 61.
[08/19/22 15:15:39] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:44:27 towards level 69.
[08/19/22 15:18:03] _sh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:43:59 from level 69.
[08/19/22 15:52:13] Feltharell hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:05:37 towards level 63.
[08/19/22 16:40:56] MetaNova tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:08 towards level 68.
[08/19/22 16:58:17] Jens met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:23:17 from level 63.
[08/19/22 17:44:50] brycec ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:53:08 from level 63.
[08/19/22 18:02:51] Nuae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:46:23 towards level 61.
[08/19/22 18:22:07] Nuae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:00:15 from level 61.
[08/19/22 18:30:48] Arch gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:26 towards level 63.
[08/19/22 18:35:19] TauPan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:57:59 towards level 60.
[08/19/22 18:39:08] talisein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:41:05 towards level 69.
[08/19/22 18:42:59] Ecko found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:10:33 towards level 59.
[08/19/22 18:44:39] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:05:06 towards level 67.
[08/19/22 19:25:47] Tenedos's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tenedos's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/22 20:05:48] fstrelok had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:54:06 towards level 54.
[08/19/22 20:35:15] RussellB was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:01:33 from level 67.
[08/19/22 20:35:52] Varjatticus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:44 towards level 49.
[08/19/22 20:41:35] hugga gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:32 towards level 61.
[08/19/22 21:08:15] Chuck ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:55:29 from level 65.
[08/19/22 21:53:21] Fenrik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:15:19 towards level 66.
[08/19/22 22:05:12] TheSilentLink tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:40 towards level 62.
[08/19/22 22:11:25] Fenrik reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fenrik's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/22 22:21:21] blabber slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! blabber's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/19/22 22:45:19] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:39:57 from level 59.
[08/19/22 23:11:54] brycec caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:39:54 towards level 63.
[08/19/22 23:12:39] Tabmow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:52:49 towards level 57.
[08/19/22 23:34:28] pasquale tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:26:59 towards level 56.
[08/20/22 00:09:47] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:38:19 towards level 67.
[08/20/22 00:26:36] bg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:48:22 from level 69.
[08/20/22 00:44:55] contyk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:14 towards level 48.
[08/20/22 01:23:41] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:40:32 from level 68.
[08/20/22 01:56:39] Juan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:44:11 towards level 55.
[08/20/22 03:32:24] laama ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:40:09 from level 67.
[08/20/22 03:44:29] d4n13L hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:02:02 towards level 67.
[08/20/22 03:51:01] Khorne was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:35 from level 69.
[08/20/22 03:57:38] Koffa has dealt CompanionCube a Critical Strike! 6 days, 21:39:41 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[08/20/22 04:10:32] Paganel spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Paganel's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/20/22 04:17:24] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:24 towards level 64.
[08/20/22 04:37:37] GilbertErik was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:07:11 from level 62.
[08/20/22 04:57:13] Alarien tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:03:38 towards level 64.
[08/20/22 06:25:32] Alarien walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:01:50 from level 64.
[08/20/22 07:14:17] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:21 towards level 67.
[08/20/22 08:03:08] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:27 towards level 70.
[08/20/22 08:34:54] apb found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:15:07 towards level 68.
[08/20/22 08:46:50] Aksej's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Aksej's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/22 09:29:16] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:27:12 towards level 69.
[08/20/22 09:36:36] xbill was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:23:49 towards level 72.
[08/20/22 10:25:37] Chuck had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:40:54 towards level 65.
[08/20/22 12:07:51] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:49:21 towards level 67.
[08/20/22 12:25:16] idleevil hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:51:44 towards level 56.
[08/20/22 13:19:12] io was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:05:04 from level 71.
[08/20/22 13:25:49] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:40:38 towards level 69.
[08/20/22 13:36:57] Koffa ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:28:46 from level 67.
[08/20/22 13:47:23] apb reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apb's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/22 14:15:41] <rainchick>'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! <rainchick>'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/22 15:41:31] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:32 towards level 63.
[08/20/22 15:54:25] eising gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:36:44 towards level 69.
[08/20/22 16:17:27] sam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:10:35 towards level 63.
[08/20/22 16:59:05] jello caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:55 towards level 38.
[08/20/22 17:15:08] "\@_ has dealt kinus a Critical Strike! 4 days, 03:24:35 is added to kinus's clock.
[08/20/22 18:32:42] TheSilentLink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:33 towards level 62.
[08/20/22 19:16:17] Nuae was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:20:11 from level 61.
[08/20/22 19:25:52] womblecat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:25:56 towards level 62.
[08/20/22 19:38:54] bobvador was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:59:43 from level 66.
[08/20/22 20:09:31] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:00 towards level 68.
[08/20/22 20:18:08] Hex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:47:06 towards level 57.
[08/20/22 21:11:43] hugga was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:21 towards level 61.
[08/20/22 21:53:39] idlegood was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:19:40 from level 58.
[08/20/22 22:34:09] Juan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:53:01 towards level 55.
[08/20/22 23:33:33] brycec was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:59:58 towards level 63.
[08/21/22 00:11:25] bananaboat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:45:43 from level 67.
[08/21/22 00:35:06] contyk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:55 towards level 48.
[08/21/22 01:16:17] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:53:23 from level 71.
[08/21/22 01:36:37] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:03 towards level 53.
[08/21/22 02:01:14] SuzakuMedli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:41 towards level 48.
[08/21/22 02:23:39] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:18 towards level 52.
[08/21/22 03:03:22] Covid-19 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:33:09 from level 65.
[08/21/22 03:03:43] Cockatrice was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:51:08 from level 56.
[08/21/22 03:05:28] talisein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:50:28 towards level 69.
[08/21/22 03:09:38] womblecat met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:30:00 from level 62.
[08/21/22 04:08:54] The local wizard imbued enteral's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! enteral's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/22 04:24:05] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:48:22 towards level 63.
[08/21/22 04:24:45] slim slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! slim's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/21/22 04:28:27] Varjatticus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Varjatticus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/22 04:42:48] golgy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:30 towards level 66.
[08/21/22 04:57:48] drahthaar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:34:18 towards level 70.
[08/21/22 05:59:01] Crazycatlady walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:59:53 from level 67.
[08/21/22 05:59:13] <rainchick> was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:06:53 from level 51.
[08/21/22 06:05:08] Affliction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:32:40 towards level 69.
[08/21/22 06:06:20] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:20 towards level 66.
[08/21/22 06:28:55] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:09 towards level 57.
[08/21/22 07:16:34] ukleinek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:35:11 from level 64.
[08/21/22 08:40:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Syloq's tunic! Syloq's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/22 08:48:31] megubyte had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:45 towards level 62.
[08/21/22 08:51:59] The local wizard imbued gegenschein's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gegenschein's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/22 09:06:41] Syloq walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:25:57 from level 67.
[08/21/22 09:24:39] nyuszika7h caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:53:39 towards level 69.
[08/21/22 10:16:41] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:43:01 towards level 68.
[08/21/22 10:39:53] Tenorman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:23:09 towards level 67.
[08/21/22 11:05:24] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:18:58 towards level 63.
[08/21/22 12:22:02] tomhek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:32:49 towards level 67.
[08/21/22 12:42:39] Andrio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:13:16 from level 66.
[08/21/22 13:20:47] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:52:30 towards level 70.
[08/21/22 13:33:26] simple has dealt Juan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:42:49 is added to Juan's clock.
[08/21/22 13:41:39] Ankhers bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:48 towards level 64.
[08/21/22 13:49:02] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:59:07 towards level 69.
[08/21/22 14:55:02] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:37 towards level 67.
[08/21/22 15:00:51] Crazycatlady burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Crazycatlady's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/21/22 15:04:42] KindOne has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 7 days, 04:06:34 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/21/22 16:22:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ecko's tunic! Ecko's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/22 16:33:03] heisenbug was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:15:31 from level 71.
[08/21/22 16:39:10] Cockatrice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:02:15 towards level 56.
[08/21/22 16:44:50] Ungoliant spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Ungoliant's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/21/22 17:39:26] bobvador got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:40:14 from level 66.
[08/21/22 17:54:32] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:57:27 towards level 67.
[08/21/22 18:24:44] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:26 towards level 67.
[08/21/22 18:30:40] Paganel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:21:20 towards level 68.
[08/21/22 18:39:38] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:25 towards level 66.
[08/21/22 18:41:56] Jaxxsinn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:15 towards level 45.
[08/21/22 18:52:20] munkis has dealt Ankhers a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:42:02 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[08/21/22 19:02:04] hax404 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:01:24 towards level 67.
[08/21/22 19:12:27] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:40:02 towards level 65.
[08/21/22 20:13:48] scumola caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:16 towards level 63.
[08/21/22 20:41:24] nyuszika7h was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:17:40 from level 69.
[08/21/22 21:04:40] Tenorman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:11:59 towards level 67.
[08/21/22 21:13:36] yNos discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:53 towards level 61.
[08/21/22 21:22:56] Syloq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Syloq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/22 21:23:20] sbp's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! sbp's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/21/22 21:34:50] ToHellWithGA's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ToHellWithGA's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/22 22:38:35] bobvador found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:01:51 towards level 66.
[08/21/22 23:07:23] CrashOverride was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:44:22 towards level 70.
[08/21/22 23:32:16] Aelane discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:14:44 towards level 60.
[08/21/22 23:45:16] Geoff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:30:03 towards level 60.
[08/22/22 00:05:02] el reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! el's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/22 00:30:01] Theleveler hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:35:20 towards level 69.
[08/22/22 00:56:18] golgy found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:13 towards level 66.
[08/22/22 00:56:39] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:15:55 towards level 63.
[08/22/22 01:24:12] Techman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:21 towards level 70.
[08/22/22 02:05:23] aqsd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:17:35 towards level 66.
[08/22/22 03:23:44] "\@_ met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:18:36 from level 66.
[08/22/22 03:37:32] Aelane was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:08:24 from level 60.
[08/22/22 04:31:48] TimeWarp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:48 towards level 52.
[08/22/22 04:47:56] enteral walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:17:41 from level 52.
[08/22/22 06:08:31] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:43:26 towards level 66.
[08/22/22 06:42:38] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:03:30 from level 68.
[08/22/22 07:25:31] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:27 towards level 67.
[08/22/22 07:32:47] Tangles discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:03 towards level 65.
[08/22/22 08:11:55] sky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:21 towards level 66.
[08/22/22 08:18:11] Cockatrice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:46:34 towards level 56.
[08/22/22 08:26:25] kzootech was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:30:37 towards level 57.
[08/22/22 10:59:22] iiriix ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:19:29 from level 67.
[08/22/22 11:22:02] GRIZZLYMAN slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! GRIZZLYMAN's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/22 12:19:04] bsleep burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bsleep's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/22 13:11:33] BUSY ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:31:32 from level 63.
[08/22/22 13:18:10] Puff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:59:31 towards level 68.
[08/22/22 14:03:26] KindOne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:50 towards level 63.
[08/22/22 14:04:29] munkis was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:32:06 towards level 63.
[08/22/22 16:09:32] SCSi ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:44 from level 65.
[08/22/22 16:59:20] cadfael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:06 towards level 62.
[08/22/22 17:56:20] Lord255 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:35:58 from level 70.
[08/22/22 18:35:43] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:20:02 towards level 66.
[08/22/22 18:43:56] VOID was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:56 towards level 57.
[08/22/22 21:27:39] Gorek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:33:57 from level 70.
[08/22/22 22:24:28] The local wizard imbued Togra's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Togra's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/22 22:34:06] vectr0n's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! vectr0n's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/22 00:03:39] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:57 towards level 66.
[08/23/22 00:29:20] yNos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:08:15 towards level 62.
[08/23/22 01:55:13] Thorael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:08:58 towards level 69.
[08/23/22 02:28:11] Arch was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:49:34 towards level 64.
[08/23/22 02:42:41] A_Dragon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:58:02 from level 67.
[08/23/22 02:51:22] iiriix got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:41:48 towards level 67.
[08/23/22 03:52:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yano's tunic! yano's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/22 04:38:29] _sh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:02:04 towards level 69.
[08/23/22 04:56:36] Sherpard2 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:10 towards level 63.
[08/23/22 05:20:56] "\@_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:36:50 towards level 66.
[08/23/22 05:22:20] SirBummelz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:31:36 towards level 61.
[08/23/22 05:46:10] Asara was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:16:10 from level 70.
[08/23/22 06:41:03] Cockatrice hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:33:38 towards level 56.
[08/23/22 06:43:57] _sh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:46:12 towards level 69.
[08/23/22 07:35:02] ahmubashshir ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:17:12 from level 56.
[08/23/22 08:28:42] fstrelok was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:57:22 towards level 54.
[08/23/22 08:31:58] bobvador hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:34 towards level 66.
[08/23/22 08:57:10] achin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:55:37 towards level 53.
[08/23/22 09:10:57] enteral found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:04 towards level 52.
[08/23/22 09:59:39] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:08 towards level 54.
[08/23/22 10:29:32] zifnab06 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:19 towards level 64.
[08/23/22 11:39:56] Covid-19 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:43:58 towards level 66.
[08/23/22 11:46:24] launchd found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:39 towards level 50.
[08/23/22 11:51:36] CompanionCube slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! CompanionCube's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/23/22 12:04:30] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:02 towards level 67.
[08/23/22 12:06:57] xbill had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:15:52 towards level 72.
[08/23/22 12:08:00] sc ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:22:08 from level 70.
[08/23/22 12:43:55] LeD was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:01:41 towards level 56.
[08/23/22 13:48:48] idlegood got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:44:41 towards level 58.
[08/23/22 13:57:55] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:18:33 towards level 69.
[08/23/22 14:50:58] SirNeo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:12 towards level 41.
[08/23/22 15:14:34] d4n13L found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:28:01 towards level 67.
[08/23/22 15:26:51] Pinkman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:01:11 towards level 64.
[08/23/22 15:42:06] rawgreaze had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:15:39 towards level 60.
[08/23/22 16:16:17] Theleveler gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:17 towards level 69.
[08/23/22 18:14:54] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:49:04 towards level 62.
[08/23/22 18:55:19] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:02 towards level 67.
[08/23/22 19:00:59] nyuszika7h was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:11:22 towards level 69.
[08/23/22 19:01:32] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:40 towards level 67.
[08/23/22 19:40:38] DownAndUp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:24:21 from level 57.
[08/23/22 20:09:12] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:43 towards level 58.
[08/23/22 20:59:37] hdm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:28:05 towards level 72.
[08/23/22 21:34:18] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:44:27 towards level 66.
[08/23/22 21:42:25] Beefcan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:09 towards level 59.
[08/23/22 21:45:02] <rainchick> found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:38:34 towards level 51.
[08/23/22 22:05:03] ToHellWithGA was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:01:56 from level 69.
[08/23/22 22:18:57] Russell was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:40 towards level 63.
[08/23/22 23:06:02] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:44:51 towards level 66.
[08/23/22 23:57:54] gegenschein found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:04:43 towards level 65.
[08/24/22 00:34:27] zifnab06 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:39:51 towards level 64.
[08/24/22 02:28:11] KyloRen tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:01 towards level 52.
[08/24/22 03:01:22] Timaquana was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:24 towards level 29.
[08/24/22 03:16:55] Ferris was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:51:53 from level 58.
[08/24/22 03:31:40] achin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:27:27 towards level 53.
[08/24/22 04:11:21] The local wizard imbued A_Dragon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! A_Dragon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/22 04:23:14] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:18:03 towards level 68.
[08/24/22 05:31:34] The local wizard imbued Pinkman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Pinkman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/22 05:41:09] nawcom was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:15:49 towards level 61.
[08/24/22 05:41:57] freeboson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:01:11 towards level 67.
[08/24/22 06:05:02] Sergio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:32:10 towards level 64.
[08/24/22 06:20:38] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:41 towards level 70.
[08/24/22 06:38:38] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:47:38 towards level 66.
[08/24/22 08:48:33] cadfael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:24:32 towards level 62.
[08/24/22 08:52:33] Algernon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:55:03 towards level 66.
[08/24/22 09:00:56] crysis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:29:20 towards level 61.
[08/24/22 10:15:44] Ankhers had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:37 towards level 64.
[08/24/22 10:16:08] SCSi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:50 towards level 65.
[08/24/22 10:34:18] Togra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:10:19 towards level 67.
[08/24/22 11:27:47] damyan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:21 towards level 64.
[08/24/22 12:53:58] gegenschein had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:00:35 towards level 65.
[08/24/22 12:58:47] t3chn0 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:12 towards level 66.
[08/24/22 13:06:09] idlegood gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:19:11 towards level 58.
[08/24/22 13:22:18] Wolf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:46 towards level 68.
[08/24/22 13:34:24] Beefcan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:11 towards level 59.
[08/24/22 14:04:27] scumola caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:17 towards level 63.
[08/24/22 14:11:16] Russell was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:47:55 from level 63.
[08/24/22 15:03:32] iiriix got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:24:22 from level 67.
[08/24/22 15:05:12] Chuck found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:31 towards level 65.
[08/24/22 15:25:10] SirNeo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:00 towards level 41.
[08/24/22 16:29:53] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:33 towards level 65.
[08/24/22 16:51:50] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:35:38 towards level 70.
[08/24/22 17:14:49] JigmeDatse tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:31:27 towards level 64.
[08/24/22 17:35:06] Pinkman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:05:03 towards level 64.
[08/24/22 19:01:08] Acolarh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:02 towards level 66.
[08/24/22 19:18:24] heisenbug's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! heisenbug's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/22 20:52:49] CrashOverride found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:22:52 towards level 70.
[08/24/22 21:04:51] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:14 towards level 67.
[08/24/22 21:11:41] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:01:48 towards level 66.
[08/24/22 21:31:29] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:30:44 towards level 59.
[08/24/22 23:32:39] hdm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:58:38 from level 72.
[08/24/22 23:51:58] ZOTTA reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ZOTTA's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/22 23:59:50] spex has dealt Syloq a Critical Strike! 4 days, 03:31:50 is added to Syloq's clock.
[08/25/22 01:21:37] pyre ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:42:12 from level 69.
[08/25/22 01:27:14] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:01:06 towards level 66.
[08/25/22 02:00:28] Kemikals discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:12 towards level 45.
[08/25/22 02:01:10] Crazycatlady was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:37:03 towards level 67.
[08/25/22 02:19:59] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:01 towards level 59.
[08/25/22 02:27:46] scumola bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:32 towards level 63.
[08/25/22 02:29:55] ToHellWithGA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:17 towards level 69.
[08/25/22 02:30:22] Fenrik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:33 towards level 66.
[08/25/22 02:44:46] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:08:46 towards level 70.
[08/25/22 02:52:29] TimWolla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:00:27 towards level 70.
[08/25/22 04:49:06] dyvonna was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:56 towards level 59.
[08/25/22 05:03:32] pyre gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:17:15 towards level 69.
[08/25/22 06:54:55] Beefcan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:12 towards level 59.
[08/25/22 06:57:22] Crazycatlady reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Crazycatlady's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/22 06:57:58] Yarosh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:40:15 towards level 67.
[08/25/22 07:02:53] rawgreaze found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:10:40 towards level 60.
[08/25/22 07:13:13] megubyte ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:25:33 from level 63.
[08/25/22 07:26:43] SirNeo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:57 towards level 42.
[08/25/22 07:36:48] Nuae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:29:55 towards level 61.
[08/25/22 08:10:31] Sokar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:38 from level 66.
[08/25/22 09:06:37] VOID's charm ate a bolt of lightning! VOID's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/22 09:15:08] jayvee discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:15 towards level 68.
[08/25/22 10:36:27] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:59:51 towards level 67.
[08/25/22 10:41:22] bobvador tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:08 towards level 66.
[08/25/22 10:58:41] bsleep ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:03:16 from level 65.
[08/25/22 11:13:35] bananaboat burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bananaboat's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/22 13:17:48] Pinkman ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:08:23 from level 64.
[08/25/22 13:27:29] xbill got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:00:33 towards level 72.
[08/25/22 13:32:28] jaxson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:21:03 from level 66.
[08/25/22 14:15:28] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:48:20 towards level 57.
[08/25/22 14:29:04] eroc1990 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:13 towards level 51.
[08/25/22 14:48:38] Centrixx reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Centrixx's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/22 15:07:20] Arch got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:01:21 towards level 64.
[08/25/22 15:43:44] pyre was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:29:22 towards level 69.
[08/25/22 15:54:22] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:53:15 towards level 69.
[08/25/22 16:12:53] anarcat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:23:18 towards level 72.
[08/25/22 16:31:16] Silvanus_Betrium was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:56:45 from level 64.
[08/25/22 16:32:16] nyuszika7h discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:01:47 towards level 69.
[08/25/22 16:52:05] vegadark got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:58:40 towards level 70.
[08/25/22 18:03:26] Yuhno got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:23:36 towards level 68.
[08/25/22 18:45:47] Pinkman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:34:07 towards level 64.
[08/25/22 20:14:37] pfoley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:57:27 from level 65.
[08/25/22 20:15:22] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:00:24 towards level 70.
[08/25/22 20:33:17] JigmeDatse bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:58:40 towards level 64.
[08/25/22 20:52:18] ephemer0l found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:30 towards level 59.
[08/25/22 21:11:06] signofzeta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:43:31 from level 61.
[08/25/22 21:53:39] JigmeDatse was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:39:31 towards level 64.
[08/25/22 23:17:53] xbill was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:16:47 from level 72.
[08/25/22 23:26:40] SuzakuMedli has dealt sam a Critical Strike! 8 days, 09:23:08 is added to sam's clock.
[08/25/22 23:41:43] The local wizard imbued mordac's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! mordac's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/22 00:10:50] Tenedos was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:44:27 from level 63.
[08/26/22 00:14:45] freeboson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:43:43 towards level 67.
[08/26/22 00:31:01] signofzeta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:23:17 from level 61.
[08/26/22 00:55:06] MELOONi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:39:30 towards level 68.
[08/26/22 01:57:43] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:37:49 towards level 65.
[08/26/22 01:58:02] Silvanus_Betrium tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:41:17 towards level 64.
[08/26/22 02:27:38] BastelBot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:04 towards level 67.
[08/26/22 03:17:02] Timaquana got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:44 towards level 32.
[08/26/22 03:17:51] drahthaar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:34:20 from level 70.
[08/26/22 03:24:58] Centrixx was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:23:18 towards level 70.
[08/26/22 03:31:56] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:03:42 towards level 68.
[08/26/22 04:17:33] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:34:11 towards level 58.
[08/26/22 05:55:45] Kachin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:23:33 towards level 66.
[08/26/22 06:04:20] aqsd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:45 towards level 66.
[08/26/22 06:17:05] postikana was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:33:03 towards level 64.
[08/26/22 06:24:04] JigmeDatse found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:24:02 towards level 64.
[08/26/22 07:05:09] slim tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:34 towards level 54.
[08/26/22 07:45:05] Aksej found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:11:22 towards level 65.
[08/26/22 07:46:11] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:01:43 towards level 68.
[08/26/22 08:39:25] Ungoliant hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:12:47 towards level 63.
[08/26/22 10:29:29] Ferris hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:45:57 towards level 59.
[08/26/22 10:51:34] Silvanus_Betrium was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:40:41 towards level 64.
[08/26/22 11:24:19] Russell burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Russell's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/22 11:30:08] Carl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:05:45 from level 67.
[08/26/22 11:45:47] Minus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:01:53 towards level 54.
[08/26/22 12:43:59] crysis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:12 towards level 61.
[08/26/22 12:59:35] buzel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:29:16 towards level 69.
[08/26/22 13:30:05] The local wizard imbued Abe's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Abe's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/22 13:31:56] SuzakuMedli found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:36 towards level 49.
[08/26/22 13:37:21] Tenedos caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:05:26 towards level 63.
[08/26/22 13:53:01] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:07:05 towards level 68.
[08/26/22 14:14:09] Khorne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:42:44 towards level 70.
[08/26/22 14:25:14] TimeWarp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:33 towards level 52.
[08/26/22 14:26:56] TheSilentLink gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:53:45 towards level 63.
[08/26/22 14:47:38] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:38 towards level 61.
[08/26/22 15:36:54] Cirdan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:32 towards level 69.
[08/26/22 16:27:35] bananaboat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:01 towards level 67.
[08/26/22 16:44:12] kptr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:46:41 from level 68.
[08/26/22 17:19:02] talisein had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:45 towards level 69.
[08/26/22 18:58:16] MetaNova's charm ate a bolt of lightning! MetaNova's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/22 19:34:23] kptr was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:53:44 from level 68.
[08/26/22 19:52:23] t3chn0 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:56:19 from level 67.
[08/26/22 20:39:39] DownAndUp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:57 towards level 57.
[08/26/22 20:49:51] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:20:40 towards level 70.
[08/26/22 21:47:21] zankore ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:42:40 from level 61.
[08/26/22 22:35:45] bsleep fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:51:08 from level 65.
[08/26/22 23:45:45] xbill was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:25:33 from level 72.
[08/27/22 00:24:42] BUSY fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:20:20 from level 63.
[08/27/22 01:32:08] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:29:01 towards level 66.
[08/27/22 03:07:21] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:14:52 towards level 68.
[08/27/22 03:46:29] crysis found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:43 towards level 61.
[08/27/22 04:00:29] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:20 from level 57.
[08/27/22 05:05:45] Ankhers was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:21:10 from level 64.
[08/27/22 05:57:47] Beefcan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:07 from level 59.
[08/27/22 06:10:52] Algernon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:33:23 towards level 66.
[08/27/22 06:15:23] Cirdan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:02 towards level 69.
[08/27/22 06:18:53] pfoley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:51:33 towards level 65.
[08/27/22 07:20:54] Feltharell's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Feltharell's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/27/22 07:34:06] jacob1 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! jacob1's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/27/22 07:49:21] Aksej ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:37:11 from level 65.
[08/27/22 09:21:57] Sokar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:41:53 from level 67.
[08/27/22 09:23:39] soltys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:24:19 towards level 69.
[08/27/22 11:03:15] jacob1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:33:12 from level 70.
[08/27/22 11:11:43] Crazycatlady found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:43 towards level 67.
[08/27/22 11:16:17] Hex was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:31:00 from level 58.
[08/27/22 11:31:20] Omega found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:47:57 towards level 62.
[08/27/22 11:41:10] Sombra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:12:56 from level 70.
[08/27/22 11:52:34] LeD was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:11:11 from level 56.
[08/27/22 12:24:35] tmberg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:14:47 from level 66.
[08/27/22 12:31:31] Bolded was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:59:24 towards level 59.
[08/27/22 13:13:18] Lord255 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:49:15 towards level 70.
[08/27/22 13:34:47] brycec met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:23:44 from level 63.
[08/27/22 13:57:46] pasquale was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:32 from level 56.
[08/27/22 14:40:50] SuzakuMedli's charm ate a bolt of lightning! SuzakuMedli's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/22 14:46:06] muirrum reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! muirrum's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/22 14:46:30] EddieT137 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:13:49 towards level 61.
[08/27/22 15:18:24] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:21 towards level 67.
[08/27/22 15:34:03] el fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:09:18 from level 68.
[08/27/22 15:46:46] freeboson's charm ate a bolt of lightning! freeboson's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/22 15:47:34] Pricey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:48 towards level 60.
[08/27/22 16:07:47] The local wizard imbued Covid-19's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Covid-19's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/22 16:25:50] pwae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:28:38 from level 68.
[08/27/22 16:37:59] brycec got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:04:45 towards level 63.
[08/27/22 17:05:44] Covid-19 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:03:41 from level 66.
[08/27/22 17:23:02] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:38:39 towards level 66.
[08/27/22 17:43:24] Yarosh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:13:02 towards level 67.
[08/27/22 17:58:09] V has dealt nyuszika7h a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:16:58 is added to nyuszika7h's clock.
[08/27/22 18:09:08] A_Dragon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:28:26 from level 67.
[08/27/22 18:52:35] CornFly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:16:46 from level 66.
[08/27/22 19:10:38] Nuae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:55:57 towards level 61.
[08/27/22 19:57:24] MetaNova was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:23:35 from level 69.
[08/27/22 20:03:04] contyk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:13 from level 48.
[08/27/22 20:24:08] ephemer0l found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:50:25 towards level 60.
[08/27/22 20:25:32] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:47:16 towards level 59.
[08/27/22 20:38:05] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:03 towards level 70.
[08/27/22 21:03:11] EddieT137 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:17:59 from level 61.
[08/27/22 21:28:44] KyloRen ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:50:12 from level 53.
[08/27/22 21:56:43] The local wizard imbued nawcom's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! nawcom's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/22 22:07:27] zankore's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zankore's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/22 22:19:22] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:58 towards level 67.
[08/27/22 22:34:28] CodeGeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:45 towards level 67.
[08/27/22 23:08:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kinus's tunic! kinus's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/22 23:41:00] Wam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:17:25 towards level 61.
[08/28/22 01:35:52] kzootech was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:58:13 from level 57.
[08/28/22 01:53:58] hax404 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:44:27 towards level 67.
[08/28/22 01:54:55] yNos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:35:39 towards level 62.
[08/28/22 02:05:30] anarcat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:08:59 towards level 72.
[08/28/22 02:12:37] washclof's charm ate a bolt of lightning! washclof's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/22 03:01:45] Covid-19 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:43:55 towards level 66.
[08/28/22 03:46:33] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:18 towards level 62.
[08/28/22 03:59:26] MELOONi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:29:07 from level 68.
[08/28/22 05:12:17] noex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:57:06 towards level 56.
[08/28/22 06:14:05] Tenorman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:58:02 towards level 67.
[08/28/22 06:47:54] SuzakuMedli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:08 towards level 49.
[08/28/22 07:13:29] Tangles hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:29 towards level 65.
[08/28/22 08:02:09] megubyte got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:58:37 towards level 63.
[08/28/22 08:42:14] Kritzefitz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:45:34 towards level 66.
[08/28/22 08:56:11] talisein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:31 towards level 69.
[08/28/22 08:57:20] canton7 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:58:34 towards level 66.
[08/28/22 09:06:40] Arch was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:04:22 towards level 64.
[08/28/22 09:31:12] idlegood was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:25 towards level 58.
[08/28/22 09:36:36] bananaboat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bananaboat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/22 10:38:58] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:31 towards level 67.
[08/28/22 11:45:43] buzel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buzel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/22 11:55:48] damyan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:32:52 towards level 65.
[08/28/22 12:04:02] cfjk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:07:43 towards level 63.
[08/28/22 12:31:13] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:46:09 towards level 68.
[08/28/22 12:43:09] yNos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:44:43 towards level 62.
[08/28/22 13:06:23] Theleveler's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Theleveler's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/22 13:07:35] kzootech ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:56:32 from level 57.
[08/28/22 15:05:27] Alarien found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:19:27 towards level 64.
[08/28/22 15:13:46] Tenedos ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:48:36 from level 63.
[08/28/22 15:57:12] The local wizard imbued Silvanus_Betrium's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Silvanus_Betrium's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/22 16:27:40] xbill spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! xbill's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/28/22 16:44:15] Drin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:20:56 towards level 65.
[08/28/22 17:11:46] beasty discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:37 towards level 40.
[08/28/22 17:56:37] iiriix bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:32:09 towards level 67.
[08/28/22 18:12:56] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:19:42 towards level 66.
[08/28/22 18:18:39] DownAndUp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:37:51 from level 58.
[08/28/22 19:34:33] Acolarh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:01:29 towards level 67.
[08/28/22 19:56:29] vectr0n bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:27:51 towards level 62.
[08/28/22 19:59:51] pants has dealt Geoff a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:02:33 is added to Geoff's clock.
[08/28/22 20:12:02] ZOTTA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:40:01 towards level 57.
[08/28/22 20:24:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on crysis's tunic! crysis's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/22 21:06:47] idlegood was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:03:32 towards level 58.
[08/28/22 21:35:35] Syloq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:11:53 towards level 67.
[08/28/22 22:28:31] damyan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:28:14 towards level 65.
[08/29/22 00:32:47] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:41:11 towards level 66.
[08/29/22 00:35:35] Notir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:02 towards level 61.
[08/29/22 00:49:41] el had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:53:50 towards level 68.
[08/29/22 01:23:46] elf was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:05:33 from level 69.
[08/29/22 01:59:35] misha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:24 towards level 69.
[08/29/22 02:05:27] zankore was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:18:08 towards level 61.
[08/29/22 03:05:51] kiska found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:40 towards level 55.
[08/29/22 03:10:31] canton7 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:38:46 towards level 66.
[08/29/22 04:12:56] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:38:54 towards level 72.
[08/29/22 04:29:53] Chuck discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:07 towards level 65.
[08/29/22 04:32:08] yNos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:12:29 towards level 62.
[08/29/22 05:20:42] _sh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:01:41 towards level 69.
[08/29/22 05:53:22] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:22 towards level 66.
[08/29/22 07:33:14] Platonides ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:09:04 from level 62.
[08/29/22 07:58:05] vectr0n was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:37:25 towards level 62.
[08/29/22 08:31:33] ephemer0l bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:41:41 towards level 60.
[08/29/22 09:13:41] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:23 towards level 70.
[08/29/22 12:02:53] munkis tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:07 towards level 63.
[08/29/22 12:25:12] Tabmow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:01:04 towards level 57.
[08/29/22 12:42:26] caeli was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:05:50 towards level 70.
[08/29/22 13:32:11] Puff's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Puff's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/22 13:37:57] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:39:52 towards level 67.
[08/29/22 14:46:37] StalkR had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:08:36 towards level 66.
[08/29/22 15:21:11] Algernon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Algernon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/22 16:05:47] ephemer0l found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:47:45 towards level 60.
[08/29/22 16:22:59] brycec ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:11:45 from level 63.
[08/29/22 16:31:40] blabber was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:17:22 towards level 66.
[08/29/22 17:14:29] Minus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:25 towards level 54.
[08/29/22 17:16:08] Pricey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:52 towards level 60.
[08/29/22 17:47:51] thornrag was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:04:06 towards level 68.
[08/29/22 18:47:03] Beefcan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:05:36 towards level 60.
[08/29/22 19:57:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on adamus1red's tunic! adamus1red's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/22 20:43:37] Arch was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:55:17 from level 64.
[08/29/22 21:01:58] The local wizard imbued Pinkman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Pinkman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/22 21:11:18] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:45 towards level 64.
[08/29/22 21:22:41] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:05 towards level 70.
[08/29/22 21:32:16] CornFly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/22 21:43:28] kzootech fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:34 from level 57.
[08/29/22 21:57:39] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:57:43 towards level 72.
[08/29/22 23:47:21] contyk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:49 towards level 49.
[08/29/22 23:47:57] vectr0n found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:06:49 towards level 62.
[08/30/22 00:55:06] TimWolla found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:22 towards level 70.
[08/30/22 00:59:19] VonToutCourt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:32 towards level 67.
[08/30/22 01:04:35] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:16:13 towards level 71.
[08/30/22 01:17:47] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on megubyte's tunic! megubyte's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/22 01:41:01] yano found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:51:09 towards level 66.
[08/30/22 01:43:23] Kritzefitz has dealt Asara a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:21:41 is added to Asara's clock.
[08/30/22 02:13:44] beasty was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:43 from level 41.
[08/30/22 02:31:30] canton7 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:23:59 towards level 66.
[08/30/22 02:43:53] muirrum gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:12 towards level 49.
[08/30/22 03:59:14] scumola was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:16:22 towards level 64.
[08/30/22 04:05:37] Pricey's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Pricey's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/22 04:56:29] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:42 towards level 54.
[08/30/22 05:10:13] gegenschein fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:45:39 from level 65.
[08/30/22 05:56:56] enteral burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! enteral's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/30/22 06:50:25] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:43:42 towards level 69.
[08/30/22 08:07:31] Lnk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:02:29 towards level 71.
[08/30/22 08:19:51] Techman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:34:01 towards level 71.
[08/30/22 08:30:38] pwae burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pwae's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/30/22 08:48:40] Aksej has dealt el a Critical Strike! 12 days, 08:56:23 is added to el's clock.
[08/30/22 09:17:16] Tabmow was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:46:39 from level 57.
[08/30/22 10:15:34] Ankhers was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:16:06 from level 64.
[08/30/22 10:40:14] Forud was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:50:22 from level 67.
[08/30/22 10:54:23] Alarien gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:51:55 towards level 64.
[08/30/22 11:02:43] xbill found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:13:31 towards level 72.
[08/30/22 11:11:39] StalkR discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:30:44 towards level 66.
[08/30/22 11:25:56] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:04:03 towards level 64.
[08/30/22 11:48:34] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:15 towards level 67.
[08/30/22 11:59:18] Aelane spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Aelane's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/30/22 13:02:55] Cockatrice met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:52:49 from level 56.
[08/30/22 13:16:37] Ferris was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:01 towards level 59.
[08/30/22 14:05:44] vectr0n had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:59:35 towards level 62.
[08/30/22 14:55:39] Feltharell was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:45:54 from level 63.
[08/30/22 15:14:37] jayvee hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:16:22 towards level 68.
[08/30/22 16:47:33] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:56 towards level 66.
[08/30/22 17:31:46] soltys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:00:06 towards level 69.
[08/30/22 18:18:11] KindOne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:17 towards level 63.
[08/30/22 19:31:58] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/30/22 19:32:19] TheSilentLink caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:18:49 towards level 63.
[08/30/22 19:48:34] t3chn0 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:15:12 towards level 67.
[08/30/22 19:58:39] Carl's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Carl's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/22 20:49:28] Carl ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:33:30 from level 67.
[08/30/22 20:51:10] GilbertErik has dealt Notir a Critical Strike! 4 days, 07:31:31 is added to Notir's clock.
[08/30/22 21:22:14] vectr0n ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:06:10 from level 62.
[08/30/22 21:22:29] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:45:44 from level 66.
[08/30/22 21:52:42] Ferris was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:04:12 from level 59.
[08/30/22 22:15:34] signofzeta slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! signofzeta's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/31/22 00:18:35] The local wizard imbued shikhin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! shikhin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/22 00:22:35] The local wizard imbued Ankhers's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Ankhers's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/22 01:57:39] Drin was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:11:33 from level 65.
[08/31/22 02:14:43] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:06:27 towards level 70.
[08/31/22 03:09:25] Feltharell gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:57:45 towards level 63.
[08/31/22 03:42:11] iiriix got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:01:57 towards level 67.
[08/31/22 03:51:39] Sokar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:02:12 towards level 67.
[08/31/22 04:03:12] "\@_ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:47 towards level 66.
[08/31/22 04:15:44] Syloq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:51:21 towards level 67.
[08/31/22 04:39:07] Fehu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:25:23 towards level 60.
[08/31/22 04:52:00] LeD caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:14 towards level 56.
[08/31/22 06:50:27] TimeWarp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:30:00 towards level 53.
[08/31/22 06:53:13] vegadark has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:22:19 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/31/22 07:21:46] KindOne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:02 towards level 63.
[08/31/22 08:26:19] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:52:16 towards level 68.
[08/31/22 08:42:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on herald's tunic! herald's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/22 09:01:26] Minus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:21 towards level 54.
[08/31/22 09:25:49] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:27:12 towards level 69.
[08/31/22 10:41:16] el ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:57:15 from level 68.
[08/31/22 10:42:26] zifnab06 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:07:54 towards level 65.
[08/31/22 10:42:35] TheSilentLink was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:54:25 from level 63.
[08/31/22 11:37:33] Ankhers was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:07 towards level 64.
[08/31/22 11:40:16] bsleep spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bsleep's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/31/22 12:11:22] kiska got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:33:51 from level 55.
[08/31/22 12:43:38] Wam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:22:33 towards level 61.
[08/31/22 12:55:13] gegenschein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:19:32 towards level 65.
[08/31/22 13:44:41] <rainchick> reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! <rainchick>'s shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/22 14:46:56] GilbertErik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:54:02 towards level 63.
[08/31/22 16:52:07] bsleep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:28 towards level 65.
[08/31/22 17:39:41] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:15 towards level 68.
[08/31/22 17:42:12] zankore reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zankore's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/22 18:51:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pwae's tunic! pwae's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/22 19:04:57] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:51:44 from level 66.
[08/31/22 20:06:28] Disruptor burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Disruptor's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/31/22 20:08:04] Crazycatlady was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:05 towards level 67.
[08/31/22 20:08:13] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:02:56 from level 63.
[08/31/22 20:11:08] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:47:42 towards level 68.
[08/31/22 21:12:16] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:16 towards level 69.
[08/31/22 23:11:18] iiriix was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 14:55:40 towards level 67.
[08/31/22 23:59:10] zifnab06 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:36:42 towards level 65.
[09/01/22 00:06:53] Theleveler tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:06 towards level 69.
[09/01/22 00:49:57] CodeGeek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CodeGeek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/22 02:24:29] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:13:16 towards level 64.
[09/01/22 02:52:30] Lnk's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Lnk's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/22 03:49:35] CompanionCube gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:41:19 towards level 69.
[09/01/22 03:52:02] kzootech was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:42:13 from level 57.
[09/01/22 04:06:08] sc got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:49:18 from level 70.
[09/01/22 04:07:59] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:05:49 towards level 57.
[09/01/22 05:17:01] eising hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:35:07 towards level 70.
[09/01/22 05:18:13] CodeGeek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:14:22 from level 68.
[09/01/22 06:14:39] Centrixx was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:43:53 towards level 70.
[09/01/22 07:05:02] Hex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:03:24 towards level 58.
[09/01/22 07:44:18] muirrum tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:19 towards level 49.
[09/01/22 08:01:46] pyre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:33:55 towards level 69.
[09/01/22 08:38:57] drahthaar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:17:51 towards level 71.
[09/01/22 08:56:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bananaboat's tunic! bananaboat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/22 09:17:32] buyoq was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:28:40 from level 66.
[09/01/22 09:30:44] A_Dragon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:25:56 towards level 67.
[09/01/22 10:24:52] Beefcan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:36:34 towards level 60.
[09/01/22 10:57:53] SSLbits was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:01 from level 58.
[09/01/22 12:03:21] gradator got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:03:02 from level 69.
[09/01/22 12:41:19] Malvolio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:46:37 from level 54.
[09/01/22 13:10:47] EddieT137 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:09:43 from level 61.
[09/01/22 13:33:43] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:52 towards level 65.
[09/01/22 13:52:05] zankore hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:21:01 towards level 61.
[09/01/22 14:08:18] EddieT137 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:23:25 towards level 61.
[09/01/22 14:32:30] adamus1red was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:44:24 from level 68.
[09/01/22 15:06:43] Wam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:13 towards level 61.
[09/01/22 15:19:48] Centrixx caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:32:59 towards level 70.
[09/01/22 15:23:13] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:17:48 towards level 55.
[09/01/22 17:04:57] Cirdan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:16 towards level 69.
[09/01/22 17:14:05] Togra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:25:34 towards level 67.
[09/01/22 17:19:00] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:24:25 towards level 66.
[09/01/22 17:22:31] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:23:26 towards level 69.
[09/01/22 17:52:59] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:17:52 towards level 62.
[09/01/22 18:45:52] womblecat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:21 towards level 62.
[09/01/22 18:59:37] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:33:34 from level 66.
[09/01/22 20:12:02] "\@_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:01 towards level 66.
[09/01/22 22:31:08] rawgreaze was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:11:57 from level 60.
[09/01/22 22:42:08] nyuszika7h found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:00:01 towards level 69.
[09/01/22 22:45:41] herald caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:44:01 towards level 60.
[09/01/22 23:13:56] StalkR was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:14:31 towards level 66.
[09/01/22 23:16:02] slim spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! slim's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/01/22 23:29:50] Wolf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:19:26 from level 69.
[09/01/22 23:38:22] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:32:13 towards level 72.
[09/01/22 23:59:32] MetaNova had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:14:40 towards level 69.
[09/02/22 00:56:35] freeboson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:46:59 from level 67.
[09/02/22 04:21:12] Gorek's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Gorek's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/22 04:29:35] kiska was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:27:59 from level 55.
[09/02/22 06:07:25] laama found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:38:48 towards level 67.
[09/02/22 06:28:56] mordac was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:12:29 from level 68.
[09/02/22 08:10:11] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:03:43 towards level 64.
[09/02/22 08:22:34] muirrum found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:00 towards level 49.
[09/02/22 08:55:57] canton7 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:00:29 towards level 66.
[09/02/22 08:58:03] Fenrik's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Fenrik's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/22 10:10:23] DownAndUp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:27:53 towards level 58.
[09/02/22 12:10:06] ephemer0l found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:42 towards level 60.
[09/02/22 12:32:19] contyk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:32 towards level 49.
[09/02/22 12:32:40] Minus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:08:48 towards level 55.
[09/02/22 12:35:44] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:55:21 towards level 66.
[09/02/22 13:08:18] Jens has dealt mordac a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:14:13 is added to mordac's clock.
[09/02/22 13:13:11] The local wizard imbued slim's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! slim's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/22 13:20:33] thornrag was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:16:54 from level 68.
[09/02/22 14:32:28] allo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:29:23 towards level 70.
[09/02/22 14:33:55] pasquale's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! pasquale's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/22 14:41:05] Feltharell's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Feltharell's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/22 14:57:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Jens's tunic! Jens's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/22 15:03:22] pfoley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:23 towards level 65.
[09/02/22 15:36:20] ahmubashshir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:25 towards level 56.
[09/02/22 15:40:54] StalkR bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:44:00 towards level 66.
[09/02/22 16:19:50] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:53:42 from level 71.
[09/02/22 16:25:12] kinus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:14:50 towards level 62.
[09/02/22 16:35:22] golgy's charm ate a bolt of lightning! golgy's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/22 16:36:04] Sherpard2 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:14:24 towards level 64.
[09/02/22 17:25:52] VOID found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:17:03 towards level 58.
[09/02/22 18:11:59] pants fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:14:17 from level 68.
[09/02/22 18:21:49] A_Dragon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:53:12 towards level 67.
[09/02/22 18:28:47] laama tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:46:30 towards level 67.
[09/02/22 18:58:26] Silvanus_Betrium gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:40 towards level 64.
[09/02/22 20:12:37] launchd reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! launchd's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/22 20:26:07] The local wizard imbued Notir's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Notir's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/22 20:40:07] Sombra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:54:27 towards level 71.
[09/02/22 21:25:28] Drin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Drin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/22 21:36:31] beasty gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:10 towards level 42.
[09/02/22 22:08:07] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:05:46 towards level 69.
[09/02/22 22:34:57] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:57:07 towards level 71.
[09/02/22 22:50:45] pasquale gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:37:19 towards level 57.
[09/02/22 22:54:46] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:31:07 towards level 69.
[09/02/22 23:07:57] Silvanus_Betrium got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:29:05 towards level 64.
[09/02/22 23:14:26] BastelBot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:08:00 from level 68.
[09/02/22 23:17:02] Yuhno's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Yuhno's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/22 23:36:45] gusto's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gusto's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/22 23:49:30] shikhin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:45:21 towards level 69.
[09/03/22 00:07:58] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:26 towards level 66.
[09/03/22 00:27:23] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:36:09 towards level 67.
[09/03/22 00:48:06] Drin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:08:18 towards level 65.
[09/03/22 01:06:15] ChowderKeg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:10:03 from level 70.
[09/03/22 01:20:42] contyk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:42 towards level 49.
[09/03/22 03:44:34] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:42:55 towards level 60.
[09/03/22 05:07:29] Feltharell bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:23 towards level 63.
[09/03/22 05:11:12] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:36 towards level 58.
[09/03/22 05:58:52] _sh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:41:24 towards level 69.
[09/03/22 06:02:10] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:46 towards level 66.
[09/03/22 06:27:15] Kemikals hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:07 towards level 47.
[09/03/22 07:08:31] enteral found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:50 towards level 53.
[09/03/22 07:26:05] CrashOverride found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:49 towards level 70.
[09/03/22 07:52:49] kiska was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:30 towards level 55.
[09/03/22 08:36:43] rawgreaze got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:19 towards level 60.
[09/03/22 11:05:16] slim caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:26:41 towards level 55.
[09/03/22 11:22:25] Omega gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:43 towards level 62.
[09/03/22 11:28:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CrashOverride's tunic! CrashOverride's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/22 11:36:42] LeD was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:21:05 from level 57.
[09/03/22 12:24:01] megubyte was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:49:59 from level 63.
[09/03/22 12:45:50] tmberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:16 towards level 66.
[09/03/22 14:30:38] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:30:07 towards level 70.
[09/03/22 14:32:08] VonToutCourt was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:42:39 from level 67.
[09/03/22 14:34:24] BUSY caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:35:06 towards level 63.
[09/03/22 14:48:29] nawcom had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:09 towards level 61.
[09/03/22 15:09:11] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:50 towards level 58.
[09/03/22 15:09:56] misha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:00:20 towards level 70.
[09/03/22 16:11:32] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:09:41 towards level 66.
[09/03/22 16:37:11] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:40 towards level 54.
[09/03/22 16:38:14] DrinkyBird burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! DrinkyBird's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/03/22 16:41:09] cadfael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:55 towards level 62.
[09/03/22 18:05:44] shikhin was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:59:00 from level 69.
[09/03/22 18:38:52] BUSY gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:01:58 towards level 63.
[09/03/22 19:07:18] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:15:51 towards level 72.
[09/03/22 19:29:35] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:58:06 towards level 67.
[09/03/22 19:43:38] The local wizard imbued CrashOverride's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CrashOverride's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/22 19:45:47] soltys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:46:12 towards level 69.
[09/03/22 20:29:29] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:33:44 towards level 63.
[09/03/22 20:40:19] Lnk has dealt Omega a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:23:05 is added to Omega's clock.
[09/03/22 21:12:58] Drin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:05:41 towards level 65.
[09/03/22 21:39:58] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:47 towards level 63.
[09/03/22 22:00:02] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:09 towards level 68.
[09/03/22 23:11:03] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:54:45 towards level 67.
[09/03/22 23:24:08] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:50:53 towards level 63.
[09/03/22 23:33:34] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:50 towards level 66.
[09/04/22 00:12:34] ToHellWithGA tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:18:58 towards level 70.
[09/04/22 00:31:18] Ankhers was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:23:10 from level 65.
[09/04/22 00:40:38] kzootech found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:48 towards level 57.
[09/04/22 00:44:12] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:48 towards level 67.
[09/04/22 01:40:43] bananaboat burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bananaboat's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/22 02:20:47] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:21 towards level 66.
[09/04/22 02:38:32] enteral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:15 towards level 53.
[09/04/22 02:54:15] Feltharell hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:46 towards level 63.
[09/04/22 03:10:30] yNos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:59:40 towards level 62.
[09/04/22 03:16:55] Kritzefitz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:20 from level 66.
[09/04/22 03:41:45] Tenorman was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:44:51 from level 67.
[09/04/22 03:50:23] Sergio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:07:56 towards level 64.
[09/04/22 04:01:55] Fehu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:45 towards level 60.
[09/04/22 04:06:29] Psilocybe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:49 towards level 68.
[09/04/22 04:26:15] Forud ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:57:42 from level 67.
[09/04/22 04:49:47] BUSY found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:47:43 towards level 63.
[09/04/22 05:20:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Chuck's tunic! Chuck's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/22 05:21:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kemikals's tunic! Kemikals's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/22 06:07:17] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:41:28 towards level 67.
[09/04/22 07:30:58] Khorne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:00 towards level 70.
[09/04/22 07:59:06] munkis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:50:49 towards level 64.
[09/04/22 08:13:00] Asara ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:34:59 from level 70.
[09/04/22 08:38:14] soltys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:38:17 towards level 69.
[09/04/22 09:03:35] muirrum tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:47:15 towards level 50.
[09/04/22 09:03:44] n0ssh's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! n0ssh's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/22 09:04:47] Algernon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:28 towards level 66.
[09/04/22 09:16:13] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:01:32 towards level 69.
[09/04/22 09:48:44] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:45:55 from level 63.
[09/04/22 10:23:06] contyk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:03:40 from level 50.
[09/04/22 11:06:23] Sombra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:21:43 from level 71.
[09/04/22 12:23:29] Aksej slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Aksej's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/22 13:14:53] Tangles has dealt Asara a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:40:59 is added to Asara's clock.
[09/04/22 13:31:00] LeD discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:36:34 towards level 57.
[09/04/22 14:13:50] tomhek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:56:44 towards level 68.
[09/04/22 16:17:21] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:21 towards level 67.
[09/04/22 16:20:48] MELOONi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:28:59 towards level 68.
[09/04/22 16:26:59] kzootech ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:20:45 from level 57.
[09/04/22 16:45:14] Sherpard2 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:03:10 towards level 64.
[09/04/22 17:04:15] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:24 towards level 69.
[09/04/22 17:37:37] Sergio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sergio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/22 18:06:28] scumola tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:07:49 towards level 64.
[09/04/22 18:08:46] dwfreed was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:32:18 towards level 70.
[09/04/22 18:20:00] iiriix found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 17:18:54 towards level 67.
[09/04/22 20:16:10] ephemer0l got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:17:22 towards level 60.
[09/04/22 20:23:32] talisein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:26:31 towards level 70.
[09/04/22 20:23:50] Tabmow fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:02:26 from level 58.
[09/04/22 20:47:04] CompanionCube found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:28:51 towards level 69.
[09/04/22 21:16:07] simple's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! simple's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/22 21:31:52] womblecat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:03 towards level 62.
[09/04/22 21:43:24] V was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:01:15 from level 69.
[09/04/22 21:47:13] KindOne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:55 towards level 63.
[09/04/22 21:55:47] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:01 towards level 68.
[09/04/22 22:02:25] Lnk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:28:57 towards level 71.
[09/04/22 22:15:52] gradator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:56:26 towards level 69.
[09/04/22 22:53:35] pyre was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:59 towards level 69.
[09/05/22 00:02:11] tswsl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:50:53 from level 69.
[09/05/22 00:46:16] vegadark hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:54:44 towards level 70.
[09/05/22 01:03:01] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:06:37 from level 67.
[09/05/22 01:11:35] Wam burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Wam's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/05/22 01:55:41] Sombra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:01:54 from level 71.
[09/05/22 02:59:46] spex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:52:19 towards level 67.
[09/05/22 03:34:35] Feltharell found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:17 towards level 63.
[09/05/22 03:44:55] Covid-19 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:50:45 towards level 66.
[09/05/22 03:52:26] Hex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:17:21 towards level 58.
[09/05/22 04:06:17] Merluzo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:43 towards level 29.
[09/05/22 04:36:02] _sh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! _sh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/22 08:25:04] RussellB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:11:46 towards level 68.
[09/05/22 08:33:21] freeboson slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! freeboson's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/05/22 09:58:32] allo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:39:29 towards level 70.
[09/05/22 10:26:58] Fenrik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:38:12 towards level 67.
[09/05/22 11:11:51] Feltharell's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Feltharell's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/22 11:36:48] pfoley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:53:29 towards level 66.
[09/05/22 11:38:37] freeboson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:40 towards level 67.
[09/05/22 11:56:43] scumola's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! scumola's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/22 12:19:45] blabber tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:12 towards level 66.
[09/05/22 12:31:41] "\@_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:06 towards level 66.
[09/05/22 12:42:32] soltys ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:55:01 from level 69.
[09/05/22 12:51:30] _sh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:29:51 towards level 69.
[09/05/22 13:15:32] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:16:53 towards level 71.
[09/05/22 13:17:51] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:41:18 towards level 63.
[09/05/22 13:31:50] pyre tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:42 towards level 69.
[09/05/22 15:10:06] cadfael was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 11:39:10 from level 63.
[09/05/22 16:09:59] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:02:24 from level 58.
[09/05/22 16:35:15] SirBummelz walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:37:37 from level 62.
[09/05/22 17:10:11] bookworm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:43:16 from level 65.
[09/05/22 17:11:14] DownAndUp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:15 towards level 58.
[09/05/22 17:44:26] aqsd slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! aqsd's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/05/22 19:22:37] BastelBot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:20:40 towards level 68.
[09/05/22 19:43:50] RussellB's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! RussellB's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/22 20:07:01] nyuszika7h was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:09:46 from level 69.
[09/05/22 20:38:46] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:15 towards level 55.
[09/05/22 20:55:22] Ferris was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:09:23 from level 59.
[09/05/22 21:20:57] talisein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:05:50 towards level 70.
[09/05/22 22:48:51] buzel was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:56:02 from level 69.
[09/05/22 23:34:33] allo walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:58:53 from level 70.
[09/05/22 23:45:48] TimeWarp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:52:11 from level 53.
[09/05/22 23:47:27] zcy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:03:20 towards level 53.
[09/06/22 00:02:23] damyan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! damyan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/22 00:46:51] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:04 towards level 70.
[09/06/22 01:26:37] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:02:02 towards level 71.
[09/06/22 01:36:36] KindOne was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:56 from level 63.
[09/06/22 01:45:26] KindOne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:02 towards level 63.
[09/06/22 01:45:35] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:48:41 towards level 72.
[09/06/22 02:54:06] tomhek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:27:53 from level 68.
[09/06/22 03:06:44] Chuck was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:28:30 towards level 66.
[09/06/22 03:32:53] yano was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:10 from level 66.
[09/06/22 03:51:33] Kurenai found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:17:32 towards level 55.
[09/06/22 05:12:17] Asara was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:14:20 from level 70.
[09/06/22 06:30:23] Ganonk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:19 towards level 37.
[09/06/22 06:44:23] CodeGeek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:07:12 from level 68.
[09/06/22 06:52:39] SirBummelz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:34:06 from level 62.
[09/06/22 07:09:22] Misza ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:37:21 from level 65.
[09/06/22 07:59:08] mordac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:39 towards level 68.
[09/06/22 08:02:39] Chuck caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:04:03 towards level 66.
[09/06/22 08:23:58] VonToutCourt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:24 towards level 67.
[09/06/22 08:42:23] launchd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:19:19 towards level 51.
[09/06/22 10:50:35] MELOONi fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:46:23 from level 68.
[09/06/22 10:52:53] Jens's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Jens's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/22 11:12:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gegenschein's tunic! gegenschein's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/22 12:14:43] TheSilentLink got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:25:45 from level 63.
[09/06/22 12:27:52] Sombra's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Sombra's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/22 12:35:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ankhers's tunic! Ankhers's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/22 13:39:44] pants caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:40:12 towards level 68.
[09/06/22 13:57:11] gradator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:42:09 towards level 69.
[09/06/22 14:03:27] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:06 towards level 67.
[09/06/22 14:34:16] Ungoliant was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:38 towards level 63.
[09/06/22 15:01:07] Merluzo was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:47 from level 31.
[09/06/22 15:29:37] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:15:29 towards level 72.
[09/06/22 16:26:55] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:06:44 towards level 72.
[09/06/22 17:05:48] contyk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:43 towards level 50.
[09/06/22 17:43:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on VOID's tunic! VOID's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/22 18:04:30] Sombra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:08:08 towards level 71.
[09/06/22 19:28:42] Sombra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:38:15 towards level 71.
[09/06/22 19:39:39] kinus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:19:25 towards level 62.
[09/06/22 20:11:06] Pinkman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:49:57 towards level 64.
[09/06/22 20:47:07] CrashOverride met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:35:09 from level 70.
[09/06/22 21:07:01] bookworm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:06 towards level 65.
[09/06/22 22:20:48] tmberg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:25:29 from level 66.
[09/06/22 23:31:52] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:27:11 towards level 55.
[09/07/22 00:25:03] Sherpard2 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sherpard2's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/22 00:26:54] iiriix burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! iiriix's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/22 00:37:45] Khorne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:25 towards level 70.
[09/07/22 01:34:07] VonToutCourt's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! VonToutCourt's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/22 02:44:52] Aksej was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:58:22 towards level 65.
[09/07/22 02:49:41] scumola got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:42:18 towards level 64.
[09/07/22 03:14:17] yano gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:02:19 towards level 67.
[09/07/22 03:47:45] Notir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:05:46 towards level 62.
[09/07/22 03:51:04] Ecko's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Ecko's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/22 03:56:44] gusto found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:41 towards level 34.
[09/07/22 04:39:34] Kemikals was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:14 towards level 48.
[09/07/22 04:46:20] hugga slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hugga's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/22 05:06:10] MetaNova caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:40:24 towards level 69.
[09/07/22 06:03:55] Togra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:05 towards level 67.
[09/07/22 06:13:02] Yuhno ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:42:12 from level 68.
[09/07/22 06:23:26] rawgreaze was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:12 towards level 60.
[09/07/22 06:50:12] Tabmow burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Tabmow's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/22 06:55:21] caeli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:22:16 towards level 70.
[09/07/22 08:58:41] <rainchick> gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:09 towards level 52.
[09/07/22 09:13:42] Bolded discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:24:27 towards level 60.
[09/07/22 10:57:52] Covid-19 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:13:52 towards level 66.
[09/07/22 12:48:02] zifnab06 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:55:31 towards level 65.
[09/07/22 12:54:31] Crazycatlady had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:05 towards level 67.
[09/07/22 14:21:28] Aelane was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:46 towards level 60.
[09/07/22 14:31:15] Fenrik's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Fenrik's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/22 15:10:33] noex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:19 towards level 56.
[09/07/22 15:14:09] Arch burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Arch's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/22 15:31:40] gusto has dealt Ferris a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:36:23 is added to Ferris's clock.
[09/07/22 16:09:12] thornrag ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:08:23 from level 68.
[09/07/22 16:21:14] Paganel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:30:34 from level 68.
[09/07/22 16:51:57] ToHellWithGA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:19:16 towards level 70.
[09/07/22 17:02:14] herald was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:42:39 towards level 60.
[09/07/22 17:14:23] misha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:58:05 towards level 70.
[09/07/22 17:18:39] el found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:24:29 towards level 68.
[09/07/22 18:02:56] Notir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:10 towards level 62.
[09/07/22 18:23:44] Lnk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:06:27 towards level 71.
[09/07/22 19:25:09] Tenedos was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:13 towards level 63.
[09/07/22 19:40:27] Alarien tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:21 towards level 64.
[09/07/22 20:28:54] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:59 towards level 69.
[09/07/22 21:11:15] bobvador bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:13:06 towards level 67.
[09/07/22 22:12:12] SirBummelz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:15:01 towards level 62.
[09/07/22 23:20:11] <rainchick> was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:36:08 from level 52.
[09/08/22 00:04:20] herald found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:09:39 towards level 60.
[09/08/22 00:10:39] Asara spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Asara's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/22 00:15:05] yNos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:52 towards level 62.
[09/08/22 01:14:11] Nuae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:45:28 from level 62.
[09/08/22 02:04:45] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:57:24 towards level 67.
[09/08/22 02:40:44] Gorek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:59:58 towards level 71.
[09/08/22 02:44:56] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:19 towards level 65.
[09/08/22 03:20:59] brycec found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:16:36 towards level 63.
[09/08/22 03:41:22] allo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:00:03 towards level 70.
[09/08/22 03:51:42] Cockatrice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:46 towards level 56.
[09/08/22 05:31:15] thornrag was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:12:19 from level 68.
[09/08/22 06:15:18] Ungoliant was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:17:13 from level 63.
[09/08/22 06:39:11] The local wizard imbued hdm's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hdm's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/22 07:44:08] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:08:09 towards level 63.
[09/08/22 08:07:37] gusto was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:05 towards level 35.
[09/08/22 08:08:13] golgy found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:42:34 towards level 67.
[09/08/22 08:20:30] ahmubashshir was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:20:56 from level 57.
[09/08/22 08:31:39] bg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:05 towards level 69.
[09/08/22 09:11:26] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:25:16 towards level 71.
[09/08/22 09:35:22] jayvee discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:19 towards level 68.
[09/08/22 09:42:56] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:58 towards level 70.
[09/08/22 09:49:15] bookworm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:28 towards level 65.
[09/08/22 10:20:09] zcy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:47 towards level 53.
[09/08/22 11:08:11] mordac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:58 towards level 68.
[09/08/22 11:26:57] Ungoliant got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:53 towards level 63.
[09/08/22 11:51:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ferris's tunic! Ferris's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/22 12:51:56] Sokar's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sokar's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/22 13:01:43] Bolded found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:19:53 towards level 60.
[09/08/22 13:44:40] buzel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:04:07 from level 69.
[09/08/22 14:00:25] cadfael's charm ate a bolt of lightning! cadfael's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/22 14:06:02] Ungoliant was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:18 towards level 63.
[09/08/22 14:09:08] DownAndUp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:11 towards level 58.
[09/08/22 15:30:40] ahmubashshir fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:40:20 from level 57.
[09/08/22 15:45:19] ephemer0l tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:59 towards level 60.
[09/08/22 16:42:24] Ankhers found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:27:49 towards level 65.
[09/08/22 17:21:17] TimeWarp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:44:42 from level 53.
[09/08/22 18:19:59] noex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:56 towards level 56.
[09/08/22 18:46:49] tmberg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:05:26 from level 66.
[09/08/22 18:58:58] The local wizard imbued Disruptor's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Disruptor's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/22 19:10:45] caeli discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:37:44 towards level 70.
[09/08/22 19:19:08] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:45:30 towards level 67.
[09/08/22 21:07:44] womblecat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:48:24 towards level 63.
[09/08/22 21:10:09] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:46:14 towards level 60.
[09/08/22 21:14:25] bg spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bg's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/22 21:34:11] talisein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:14:36 towards level 70.
[09/08/22 21:34:44] LeD had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:13:48 towards level 57.
[09/08/22 21:35:05] Drin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:46 towards level 65.
[09/08/22 21:48:08] Tenedos was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:46:15 from level 63.
[09/08/22 22:37:41] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:05:25 towards level 62.
[09/08/22 23:18:45] Puff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:42 towards level 68.
[09/09/22 00:17:49] Theleveler was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:46 towards level 70.
[09/09/22 00:18:19] hugga had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:30 towards level 62.
[09/09/22 00:29:09] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:25 towards level 66.
[09/09/22 00:31:45] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:04:40 towards level 69.
[09/09/22 00:42:11] achin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:37 towards level 53.
[09/09/22 00:49:30] Yuhno found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:45:58 towards level 68.
[09/09/22 00:56:38] HellSpawn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:33:09 towards level 67.
[09/09/22 01:43:23] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:24:52 from level 63.
[09/09/22 02:34:39] VOID got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:42 towards level 58.
[09/09/22 02:46:08] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:53:49 towards level 68.
[09/09/22 02:59:26] zankore was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:16:14 towards level 61.
[09/09/22 03:32:12] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:01:59 towards level 70.
[09/09/22 04:06:07] Yuhno's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Yuhno's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/22 04:30:24] Algernon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:11 towards level 66.
[09/09/22 06:20:44] yNos was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:58:00 from level 62.
[09/09/22 06:50:17] laama tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:27:18 towards level 67.
[09/09/22 06:59:39] zifnab06 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:22:34 from level 65.
[09/09/22 07:30:07] hugga gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:56 towards level 62.
[09/09/22 07:48:01] buzel was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:47:14 from level 69.
[09/09/22 07:55:41] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:18:35 towards level 65.
[09/09/22 07:56:44] bobvador found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:41:03 towards level 67.
[09/09/22 08:27:03] RussellB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:05:46 towards level 68.
[09/09/22 09:06:04] ecs got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:49 towards level 29.
[09/09/22 09:25:32] Yuhno tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:59:44 towards level 68.
[09/09/22 09:44:35] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:18:03 towards level 68.
[09/09/22 10:23:31] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:09:53 towards level 70.
[09/09/22 10:38:52] zifnab06 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:00:52 towards level 65.
[09/09/22 11:06:42] Misza reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Misza's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/22 12:00:05] muirrum found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:25 towards level 50.
[09/09/22 12:38:43] tsr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:21 towards level 64.
[09/09/22 12:41:47] Togra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:29:11 from level 67.
[09/09/22 13:30:47] hdm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:03 towards level 72.
[09/09/22 13:59:41] damyan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:10:08 towards level 65.
[09/09/22 14:06:10] Hex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:48:34 towards level 58.
[09/09/22 15:04:29] Gorek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:56:19 towards level 71.
[09/09/22 15:42:40] Gradios got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:08 towards level 28.
[09/09/22 15:59:28] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:56 towards level 55.
[09/09/22 16:28:13] Geoff was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:01 from level 61.
[09/09/22 17:29:15] nyuszika7h gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:43 towards level 69.
[09/09/22 17:55:26] zankore fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:50:05 from level 61.
[09/09/22 18:15:04] womblecat has dealt Ferris a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:00:26 is added to Ferris's clock.
[09/09/22 19:27:56] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:12 towards level 67.
[09/09/22 19:31:45] The local wizard imbued golgy's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! golgy's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/22 20:29:28] VonToutCourt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:19:46 towards level 68.
[09/09/22 21:06:11] enteral was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:09:45 from level 54.
[09/09/22 22:06:49] Fehu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:50 towards level 60.
[09/09/22 22:15:09] el was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:04:09 towards level 68.
[09/09/22 23:42:38] Merluzo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:57 towards level 35.
[09/09/22 23:47:06] Asara was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:42:54 from level 71.
[09/10/22 00:07:52] ZOTTA's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ZOTTA's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/22 00:50:27] womblecat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:07:06 towards level 63.
[09/10/22 01:01:24] RussellB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:43:33 towards level 68.
[09/10/22 02:13:24] Russell had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:28:14 towards level 64.
[09/10/22 02:15:40] MELOONi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:58:24 towards level 68.
[09/10/22 02:32:47] Sherpard2 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sherpard2's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/10/22 03:04:12] Bolded found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:44 towards level 60.
[09/10/22 04:06:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SSLbits's tunic! SSLbits's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/22 04:56:36] canton7 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:02 towards level 66.
[09/10/22 05:54:24] Disruptor was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:09 towards level 66.
[09/10/22 06:43:52] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:26 towards level 72.
[09/10/22 06:46:28] iiriix bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:12:24 towards level 67.
[09/10/22 06:48:13] <rainchick> hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:33:58 towards level 53.
[09/10/22 07:33:05] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:31:28 towards level 68.
[09/10/22 08:32:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bananaboat's tunic! bananaboat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/22 09:20:43] washclof was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:17:09 from level 72.
[09/10/22 09:21:46] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:40:34 towards level 70.
[09/10/22 09:47:21] caeli tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:59:39 towards level 70.
[09/10/22 10:10:53] Acolarh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:36:13 towards level 67.
[09/10/22 12:40:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Zaratustra's tunic! Zaratustra's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/22 13:30:58] SuzakuMedli was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:13 towards level 50.
[09/10/22 13:59:37] Platonides ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:12:57 from level 62.
[09/10/22 14:24:55] zbe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:45:38 from level 70.
[09/10/22 14:27:10] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:02:37 towards level 68.
[09/10/22 15:37:35] Nuae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:50:22 towards level 62.
[09/10/22 15:54:29] Crazycatlady got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:35:47 from level 68.
[09/10/22 16:00:25] ephemer0l got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:56 towards level 60.
[09/10/22 16:01:13] Drin spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Drin's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/10/22 16:45:58] el has dealt Ungoliant a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:35:36 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[09/10/22 17:43:26] Chuck was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:13:07 from level 66.
[09/10/22 18:09:46] dwfreed got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:27:19 from level 70.
[09/10/22 18:21:52] ephemer0l was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:09 towards level 60.
[09/10/22 18:29:38] VOID has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:03:43 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[09/10/22 18:31:09] CrashOverride had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:45 towards level 70.
[09/10/22 18:43:11] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:38:42 towards level 67.
[09/10/22 18:48:18] gegenschein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:16 towards level 65.
[09/10/22 19:11:35] el was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:38:21 towards level 68.
[09/10/22 19:21:37] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:56:49 towards level 69.
[09/10/22 19:52:59] Ungoliant ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:24 from level 63.
[09/10/22 22:53:54] achin's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! achin's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/10/22 23:32:04] sc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:59:17 towards level 71.
[09/10/22 23:36:08] nyuszika7h was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:55:47 from level 69.
[09/10/22 23:42:39] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:36:56 towards level 68.
[09/11/22 01:14:44] _sh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:58:53 from level 69.
[09/11/22 01:39:06] Aksej's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Aksej's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/22 02:13:01] damyan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:05 towards level 65.
[09/11/22 02:31:14] Togra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:27 towards level 67.
[09/11/22 02:59:38] theZoMBiE was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:46:01 from level 56.
[09/11/22 03:59:08] The local wizard imbued fstrelok's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! fstrelok's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/22 06:52:38] nya met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:44:58 from level 67.
[09/11/22 07:52:39] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:32 towards level 72.
[09/11/22 08:06:23] iiriix was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:59:24 from level 67.
[09/11/22 08:37:17] zankore slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! zankore's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/11/22 09:37:25] Misza discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:57:58 towards level 65.
[09/11/22 10:18:15] nya fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:47 from level 67.
[09/11/22 10:24:13] Disruptor gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:45 towards level 66.
[09/11/22 10:49:45] <rainchick> has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:32:56 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[09/11/22 10:52:01] Bolded got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:46 towards level 60.
[09/11/22 11:03:48] Khorne reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Khorne's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/22 11:19:46] tomhek's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! tomhek's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/11/22 11:28:42] HellSpawn walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:24:53 from level 67.
[09/11/22 11:54:35] rawgreaze found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:58 towards level 60.
[09/11/22 12:34:11] CodeGeek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:28:08 from level 68.
[09/11/22 14:22:50] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:10 towards level 58.
[09/11/22 15:09:45] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:17:16 towards level 68.
[09/11/22 15:30:37] nawcom was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:09:21 from level 62.
[09/11/22 16:30:35] Kurenai spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Kurenai's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/11/22 17:09:23] eroc1990 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:47:10 from level 52.
[09/11/22 17:24:59] golgy's charm ate a bolt of lightning! golgy's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/22 18:03:03] Timaquana ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:34:48 from level 41.
[09/11/22 18:03:30] Puff tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:43 towards level 68.
[09/11/22 18:12:23] Affliction slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Affliction's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/11/22 18:22:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Koffa's tunic! Koffa's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/22 18:41:44] cfjk burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! cfjk's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/11/22 18:43:26] hugga ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:47:44 from level 62.
[09/11/22 18:47:39] SirNeo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:11 towards level 46.
[09/11/22 18:51:25] drahthaar has dealt io a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:53:56 is added to io's clock.
[09/11/22 19:12:44] nawcom got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:43:42 towards level 62.
[09/11/22 19:25:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Beefcan's tunic! Beefcan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/22 19:30:06] hugga was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:12:29 towards level 62.
[09/11/22 20:20:44] Cirdan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Cirdan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/22 20:38:05] pants spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pants's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/11/22 20:45:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on iiriix's tunic! iiriix's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/22 21:00:34] muirrum discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:39 towards level 51.
[09/11/22 21:07:11] Arch was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:55:15 towards level 64.
[09/11/22 21:50:47] Algernon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:31 towards level 66.
[09/11/22 22:09:09] Sokar fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:55:01 from level 67.
[09/11/22 22:26:57] Gradios got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:11 towards level 32.
[09/11/22 23:01:49] Fenrik burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Fenrik's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/12/22 00:08:20] SirNeo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:34 towards level 46.
[09/12/22 00:29:51] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:24:46 towards level 71.
[09/12/22 01:32:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on signofzeta's tunic! signofzeta's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/22 01:55:54] zifnab06 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:07:59 towards level 65.
[09/12/22 02:09:39] theZoMBiE had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:20 towards level 56.
[09/12/22 02:32:50] blabber was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:35 from level 66.
[09/12/22 03:58:15] slim was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:37:13 towards level 56.
[09/12/22 04:32:28] SirNeo walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:52:09 from level 46.
[09/12/22 05:16:46] Algernon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:56 towards level 66.
[09/12/22 06:21:03] Lnk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:14:29 from level 71.
[09/12/22 08:01:30] tmberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:08:58 from level 67.
[09/12/22 08:19:51] Tabmow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:42:37 from level 58.
[09/12/22 08:33:15] cadfael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:23:33 towards level 63.
[09/12/22 09:11:32] <rainchick> had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:56 towards level 53.
[09/12/22 09:22:55] tomhek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:09:47 from level 68.
[09/12/22 09:49:09] Bolded hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:34 towards level 60.
[09/12/22 10:10:05] Kurenai's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kurenai's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/22 10:19:12] Aelane was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:51:27 towards level 61.
[09/12/22 10:44:29] The local wizard imbued zifnab06's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zifnab06's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/22 11:22:50] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:44 towards level 70.
[09/12/22 11:31:31] blabber's charm ate a bolt of lightning! blabber's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/22 12:32:23] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:56:38 towards level 71.
[09/12/22 13:23:48] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:58 towards level 57.
[09/12/22 13:47:01] misha ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:34:35 from level 70.
[09/12/22 13:50:20] KindOne ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:29:42 from level 64.
[09/12/22 14:25:45] tsr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:41 towards level 64.
[09/12/22 15:06:53] Theleveler tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:57:32 towards level 71.
[09/12/22 15:10:57] noex was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:54 from level 56.
[09/12/22 15:25:54] Reilly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:44 towards level 59.
[09/12/22 15:34:26] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:07 towards level 69.
[09/12/22 16:08:45] ToHellWithGA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:12:27 towards level 70.
[09/12/22 16:10:42] Wolf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:14 towards level 69.
[09/12/22 16:11:57] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:56:28 towards level 65.
[09/12/22 16:20:35] Ankhers hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:10:34 towards level 65.
[09/12/22 17:17:54] Cockatrice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:02 towards level 56.
[09/12/22 18:07:07] Thorael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:21 towards level 69.
[09/12/22 18:08:04] Lord255 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:43 towards level 70.
[09/12/22 19:33:27] Sokar ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:29:02 from level 67.
[09/12/22 19:38:19] golgy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:48:24 towards level 67.
[09/12/22 20:51:22] BUSY was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:05:06 towards level 63.
[09/12/22 21:01:42] nya was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:24 towards level 67.
[09/12/22 21:03:36] KyloRen found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:12 towards level 54.
[09/12/22 21:08:04] Lord255 has dealt BastelBot a Critical Strike! 8 days, 06:49:41 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[09/12/22 23:11:24] Ecko ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:53:39 from level 60.
[09/12/22 23:13:06] Crazycatlady was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:58:20 from level 68.
[09/12/22 23:19:38] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:58 towards level 70.
[09/12/22 23:23:51] Techman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Techman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/13/22 00:55:54] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:01:22 towards level 70.
[09/13/22 00:57:52] tsr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:57 towards level 64.
[09/13/22 01:28:34] KyloRen was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:38 towards level 54.
[09/13/22 01:37:26] tmberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:51:54 towards level 67.
[09/13/22 02:11:15] EddieT137 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:22 towards level 61.
[09/13/22 02:34:29] sam's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sam's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/22 02:46:16] ZOTTA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:27:36 towards level 58.
[09/13/22 02:54:47] laama tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:41 towards level 67.
[09/13/22 03:21:32] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:08:22 towards level 62.
[09/13/22 04:29:19] hugga slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hugga's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/13/22 04:56:52] postikana found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:05 towards level 64.
[09/13/22 04:58:31] LeD found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:48 towards level 57.
[09/13/22 06:29:16] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:07:33 towards level 67.
[09/13/22 06:40:42] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:29 towards level 67.
[09/13/22 08:34:08] Fenrik was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:34:41 from level 67.
[09/13/22 08:41:33] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:04:29 towards level 68.
[09/13/22 08:46:13] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:41 towards level 68.
[09/13/22 08:57:55] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:52:43 towards level 55.
[09/13/22 09:21:35] ephemer0l discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:15 towards level 60.
[09/13/22 09:35:14] idlegood found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:52:51 towards level 59.
[09/13/22 10:07:34] Fenrik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:34:08 towards level 67.
[09/13/22 10:14:38] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:26 towards level 71.
[09/13/22 10:52:55] idlegood was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:36:02 towards level 59.
[09/13/22 11:03:06] The local wizard imbued ephemer0l's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ephemer0l's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/22 11:03:54] JigmeDatse was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:54:54 towards level 65.
[09/13/22 11:22:37] Misza walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:19:46 from level 65.
[09/13/22 11:47:00] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:10 towards level 69.
[09/13/22 14:19:55] Timaquana hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:54 towards level 41.
[09/13/22 14:28:27] Fenrik walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:56:16 from level 67.
[09/13/22 15:09:24] canton7 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:25 towards level 66.
[09/13/22 15:28:01] gildarts was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:28:45 from level 65.
[09/13/22 15:32:01] heisenbug ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:09:07 from level 71.
[09/13/22 15:32:04] Togra spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Togra's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/13/22 16:23:42] Acolarh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:14:39 towards level 67.
[09/13/22 17:02:00] CrashOverride caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:39:04 towards level 71.
[09/13/22 17:26:17] Togra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:15:41 towards level 68.
[09/13/22 17:33:21] Psilocybe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:04:46 towards level 69.
[09/13/22 18:11:59] iiriix was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:58:08 towards level 67.
[09/13/22 18:26:38] Khorne got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:45:45 from level 71.
[09/13/22 18:44:02] RussellB fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:01:24 from level 68.
[09/13/22 18:54:32] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:40:30 towards level 66.
[09/13/22 18:55:50] Hex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:51 towards level 58.
[09/13/22 19:12:38] Wam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:23:35 towards level 62.
[09/13/22 19:53:55] Feras bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:10 towards level 34.
[09/13/22 20:32:45] Kronan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Kronan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/13/22 20:49:12] BenDover caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:32 towards level 22.
[09/13/22 20:58:24] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:12 towards level 70.
[09/13/22 21:25:06] tsr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:29 towards level 64.
[09/13/22 22:14:28] nyuszika7h was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:46:36 from level 69.
[09/13/22 22:37:52] iiriix was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:49:39 from level 67.
[09/13/22 22:57:50] The local wizard imbued pyre's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pyre's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/22 23:13:47] signofzeta found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:57:38 towards level 62.
[09/13/22 23:34:00] brycec was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:49:30 from level 63.
[09/14/22 00:42:38] idleneutral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:14 towards level 56.
[09/14/22 00:46:12] <rainchick> found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:16 towards level 53.
[09/14/22 00:51:28] Drin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:15:03 towards level 65.
[09/14/22 00:58:44] damyan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:39 towards level 65.
[09/14/22 01:55:28] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:50:56 towards level 63.
[09/14/22 02:17:51] Pinkman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:10 towards level 64.
[09/14/22 03:07:08] bananaboat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bananaboat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/22 03:37:36] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:19:09 towards level 68.
[09/14/22 03:58:35] Tabmow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:03 towards level 58.
[09/14/22 04:19:43] Carl burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Carl's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/22 04:33:26] RussellB walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:04:48 from level 68.
[09/14/22 05:11:20] bobvador ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:32:51 from level 67.
[09/14/22 05:41:38] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:29:09 towards level 54.
[09/14/22 05:48:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ChowderKeg's tunic! ChowderKeg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/22 05:49:51] _sh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:42 towards level 69.
[09/14/22 06:24:23] The local wizard imbued pfoley's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pfoley's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/22 06:25:53] tmberg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:01:47 from level 67.
[09/14/22 08:19:35] SuzakuMedli tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:50 towards level 50.
[09/14/22 08:35:22] SuzakuMedli met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:17:44 from level 50.
[09/14/22 09:04:24] contyk has dealt Khorne a Critical Strike! 6 days, 06:21:59 is added to Khorne's clock.
[09/14/22 09:04:27] Gorek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:47:23 from level 71.
[09/14/22 10:54:47] Merluzo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:05 towards level 38.
[09/14/22 12:24:03] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:26 towards level 63.
[09/14/22 13:27:10] Lord255 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:13 towards level 70.
[09/14/22 14:02:03] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:55:52 towards level 69.
[09/14/22 14:05:18] Tabmow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:05:51 towards level 58.
[09/14/22 14:13:47] Alarien was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:09:21 from level 65.
[09/14/22 14:29:29] crysis got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:04:39 from level 62.
[09/14/22 14:44:45] gradator got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:51:47 from level 69.
[09/14/22 15:08:11] Theleveler had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:13:02 towards level 71.
[09/14/22 15:43:58] Geoff was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:12:58 from level 62.
[09/14/22 16:47:13] Cirdan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:32:26 towards level 70.
[09/14/22 16:49:56] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:02:44 towards level 65.
[09/14/22 17:23:33] sky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:18 towards level 66.
[09/14/22 17:23:48] ahmubashshir met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:41:48 from level 57.
[09/14/22 17:30:10] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:49:29 towards level 73.
[09/14/22 17:46:40] jjasghar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jjasghar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/22 18:07:47] crank's charm ate a bolt of lightning! crank's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/22 18:10:09] Geoff got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:39:07 from level 62.
[09/14/22 19:03:26] scumola was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:25:30 towards level 64.
[09/14/22 19:27:37] nya ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:06:59 from level 68.
[09/14/22 20:18:42] xbill tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:32:29 towards level 73.
[09/14/22 20:26:20] enteral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:17 towards level 54.
[09/14/22 20:37:50] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:53 towards level 64.
[09/14/22 21:04:17] muirrum had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:27 towards level 51.
[09/14/22 21:20:47] Feltharell found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:11:10 towards level 64.
[09/14/22 21:49:38] shikhin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:58:52 from level 70.
[09/14/22 21:49:41] muirrum was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:00:42 from level 51.
[09/15/22 00:06:58] Algernon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:05:48 towards level 67.
[09/15/22 00:15:44] Wam has dealt pwae a Critical Strike! 9 days, 10:39:11 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/15/22 03:15:02] sc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:30 towards level 71.
[09/15/22 05:01:00] damyan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:08 towards level 65.
[09/15/22 05:44:02] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:15 towards level 69.
[09/15/22 06:42:21] Ganonk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:10 towards level 40.
[09/15/22 06:50:29] jayvee caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:34 towards level 68.
[09/15/22 08:23:14] Cockatrice found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:16:05 towards level 57.
[09/15/22 09:04:14] ZOTTA was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:25 towards level 58.
[09/15/22 09:19:29] t3chn0 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:46:00 towards level 67.
[09/15/22 10:00:16] Sherpard2 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:31:00 from level 64.
[09/15/22 10:17:56] Omega walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:45:46 from level 63.
[09/15/22 10:33:53] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:55:28 towards level 68.
[09/15/22 12:13:54] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:33 towards level 71.
[09/15/22 12:44:34] buzel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:03:27 towards level 70.
[09/15/22 12:50:05] Gradios hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:19 towards level 35.
[09/15/22 14:28:35] Ganonk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:02 towards level 40.
[09/15/22 14:31:35] Reilly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:00:30 towards level 60.
[09/15/22 14:45:08] nawcom was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:32:08 towards level 62.
[09/15/22 15:20:41] Wam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:16:18 towards level 62.
[09/15/22 16:11:16] Ungoliant was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:01:43 towards level 64.
[09/15/22 16:14:41] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:47 towards level 68.
[09/15/22 16:15:05] nyuszika7h was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:19:42 from level 69.
[09/15/22 17:35:03] laama got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:14:52 towards level 68.
[09/15/22 17:52:53] vegadark hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:05:10 towards level 71.
[09/15/22 19:09:54] sc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:05 towards level 71.
[09/15/22 19:51:25] BastelBot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:19:22 towards level 69.
[09/15/22 20:12:08] damyan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:32 towards level 65.
[09/15/22 20:16:06] cadfael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:24:59 towards level 63.
[09/15/22 20:58:22] pasquale bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:03 towards level 57.
[09/15/22 21:36:17] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:50:57 towards level 68.
[09/15/22 21:48:26] Khorne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:30:53 towards level 71.
[09/15/22 22:29:49] Fenrik's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Fenrik's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/22 23:23:59] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:11:25 from level 69.
[09/16/22 01:16:42] LeD had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:27 towards level 57.
[09/16/22 01:38:28] CompanionCube was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:02:18 towards level 70.
[09/16/22 01:41:41] A_Dragon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:41:33 towards level 68.
[09/16/22 01:49:27] CodeGeek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:43:37 towards level 68.
[09/16/22 02:15:36] Sokar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:17:58 towards level 67.
[09/16/22 02:17:24] StalkR found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:53:13 towards level 67.
[09/16/22 02:19:51] SSLbits burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! SSLbits's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/16/22 02:37:01] Kachin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:03:44 towards level 66.
[09/16/22 02:54:28] damyan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:56 towards level 65.
[09/16/22 03:14:59] el's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! el's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/22 04:08:52] Lord255 has dealt Thorael a Critical Strike! 14 days, 03:16:14 is added to Thorael's clock.
[09/16/22 04:18:25] Ferris got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:54:07 from level 60.
[09/16/22 04:36:55] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:04 towards level 69.
[09/16/22 05:56:21] buzel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:33:40 towards level 70.
[09/16/22 06:16:31] Bolded found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:10 towards level 60.
[09/16/22 06:21:44] bobvador caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:47 towards level 67.
[09/16/22 07:18:28] freeboson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:02 towards level 68.
[09/16/22 07:25:56] cornfeedhobo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:37:14 towards level 62.
[09/16/22 07:43:45] Affliction was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:16:56 from level 69.
[09/16/22 08:20:11] contyk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:29:39 from level 51.
[09/16/22 09:25:18] spex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:57:09 towards level 67.
[09/16/22 09:48:17] golgy burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! golgy's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/16/22 10:27:49] ion was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 19:13:23 from level 73.
[09/16/22 11:36:28] talisein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:38:22 towards level 70.
[09/16/22 12:37:11] shikhin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:46:16 towards level 70.
[09/16/22 13:09:19] GRIZZLYMAN was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:19 towards level 38.
[09/16/22 13:13:05] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:19 towards level 70.
[09/16/22 14:50:06] Ungoliant caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:11:23 towards level 64.
[09/16/22 14:57:41] idleneutral was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:18:36 towards level 57.
[09/16/22 15:21:10] Minus was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:42:50 from level 56.
[09/16/22 15:26:39] n0ssh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:51 from level 40.
[09/16/22 16:15:49] gusto bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:10 towards level 40.
[09/16/22 16:18:26] pyre's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pyre's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/22 16:22:54] damyan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:54 towards level 65.
[09/16/22 16:44:07] Ferris hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:57:34 towards level 60.
[09/16/22 17:19:56] Beefcan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:15:35 from level 60.
[09/16/22 17:23:00] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:59:35 towards level 67.
[09/16/22 19:14:13] cremefresh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:31:09 towards level 71.
[09/16/22 19:34:50] BUSY reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! BUSY's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/22 20:02:41] The local wizard imbued Notir's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Notir's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/22 20:48:41] enteral burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! enteral's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/16/22 21:34:08] Geoff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:22:47 towards level 62.
[09/16/22 21:50:37] iiriix found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:04:38 towards level 67.
[09/16/22 22:14:17] Aelane was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:46:43 from level 61.
[09/17/22 00:50:28] Kemikals bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:44 towards level 49.
[09/17/22 00:55:35] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:11 towards level 67.
[09/17/22 01:24:21] nyuszika7h found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:22 towards level 69.
[09/17/22 01:39:09] Yuhno was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:01 towards level 68.
[09/17/22 01:43:57] Ferris had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:38:17 towards level 60.
[09/17/22 01:56:36] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:38 towards level 67.
[09/17/22 02:09:39] Merluzo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:59 towards level 40.
[09/17/22 03:19:38] noex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:07 towards level 56.
[09/17/22 03:30:58] The local wizard imbued vegadark's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! vegadark's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/22 04:25:26] Kachin ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:11:53 from level 66.
[09/17/22 04:35:56] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:12 towards level 69.
[09/17/22 04:57:33] Koffa ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:45:12 from level 68.
[09/17/22 05:30:34] Ganonk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:53 towards level 41.
[09/17/22 06:16:58] V walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:17:24 from level 69.
[09/17/22 06:20:44] xbill found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:42 towards level 73.
[09/17/22 06:26:03] Ganonk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:31 from level 41.
[09/17/22 06:34:23] BastelBot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:56:40 towards level 69.
[09/17/22 07:13:02] hugga discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:21:27 towards level 63.
[09/17/22 07:45:20] thornrag caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:11 towards level 68.
[09/17/22 09:41:06] nya was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:45:43 from level 68.
[09/17/22 09:53:02] eising was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:54 towards level 70.
[09/17/22 10:20:14] _sh fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:21:37 from level 70.
[09/17/22 11:19:12] Paganel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Paganel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/22 11:56:50] BenDover's charm ate a bolt of lightning! BenDover's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/22 12:34:18] Togra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:27:29 towards level 68.
[09/17/22 13:31:11] Ungoliant hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:15:11 towards level 64.
[09/17/22 15:15:47] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:14:02 towards level 68.
[09/17/22 15:31:44] Togra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:11:03 from level 68.
[09/17/22 16:08:07] buyoq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:24:01 towards level 66.
[09/17/22 17:57:38] Yuhno got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:14:44 from level 68.
[09/17/22 18:12:23] judahnator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:52 towards level 54.
[09/17/22 19:48:13] Destruia was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:35:36 from level 64.
[09/17/22 21:02:38] DownAndUp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:56:45 towards level 59.
[09/17/22 21:36:14] Ecko fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:12:23 from level 60.
[09/17/22 21:47:17] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:47 towards level 55.
[09/17/22 22:02:38] Lnk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:26:38 from level 71.
[09/17/22 22:13:10] BastelBot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:57:06 towards level 69.
[09/17/22 23:52:37] Puff burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Puff's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/22 00:35:58] scumola's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! scumola's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/22 00:37:43] nyuszika7h was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:22:21 from level 69.
[09/18/22 00:39:50] eroc1990 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:22 from level 52.
[09/18/22 00:43:02] Cockatrice tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:42:22 towards level 57.
[09/18/22 01:09:49] launchd found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:16:51 towards level 52.
[09/18/22 01:51:31] sbp slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sbp's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/22 02:12:56] cornfeedhobo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:50:04 from level 62.
[09/18/22 02:49:49] slim was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:07:00 from level 56.
[09/18/22 03:34:10] cfjk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cfjk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/22 04:50:05] shikhin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:56:23 towards level 70.
[09/18/22 06:50:12] Destruia found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:14:57 towards level 64.
[09/18/22 07:02:18] golgy has dealt gradator a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:39:22 is added to gradator's clock.
[09/18/22 07:20:28] damyan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:35:30 from level 66.
[09/18/22 07:36:10] Koffa's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Koffa's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/22 08:00:30] Sombra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:10 towards level 71.
[09/18/22 08:05:40] ion got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:22:25 from level 73.
[09/18/22 08:44:17] pants was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:11 towards level 68.
[09/18/22 09:17:15] CrashOverride bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:51:08 towards level 71.
[09/18/22 09:55:13] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:58:59 towards level 68.
[09/18/22 10:04:06] pyre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:12 towards level 69.
[09/18/22 10:12:47] vegadark's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! vegadark's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/22 11:09:13] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:34:44 from level 55.
[09/18/22 11:12:41] megubyte found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:09:34 towards level 63.
[09/18/22 11:19:15] HellSpawn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:18 towards level 67.
[09/18/22 11:27:17] Chuck found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:27 towards level 66.
[09/18/22 12:00:57] crysis got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:08:56 from level 62.
[09/18/22 12:17:18] idleevil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:45 towards level 57.
[09/18/22 12:58:29] Theleveler caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:27:55 towards level 71.
[09/18/22 13:00:20] Aelane bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:31:54 towards level 61.
[09/18/22 13:31:23] Geoff tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:00:23 towards level 62.
[09/18/22 14:09:15] starlink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:40:41 towards level 66.
[09/18/22 14:18:08] postikana discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:38:41 towards level 65.
[09/18/22 14:43:49] gusto was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:03 from level 41.
[09/18/22 15:08:57] Techman spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Techman's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/22 15:14:49] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:38:51 towards level 70.
[09/18/22 16:04:44] cfjk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:14 towards level 63.
[09/18/22 17:03:30] Khorne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:41:37 towards level 71.
[09/18/22 17:04:39] TauPan's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! TauPan's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/22 17:20:01] Ankhers was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:26:56 towards level 65.
[09/18/22 17:37:52] gildarts gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:10 towards level 65.
[09/18/22 17:59:35] herald found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:31 towards level 60.
[09/18/22 18:12:26] TimWolla found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:37 towards level 71.
[09/18/22 18:19:25] Kronan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:48:16 towards level 57.
[09/18/22 19:26:43] jacob1 has dealt bookworm a Critical Strike! 12 days, 14:54:05 is added to bookworm's clock.
[09/18/22 21:46:02] starlink tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:15:33 towards level 66.
[09/18/22 21:53:49] Ganonk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:21 from level 41.
[09/18/22 22:14:38] starlink met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:30:41 from level 66.
[09/18/22 22:23:16] el was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:39 towards level 68.
[09/18/22 22:35:01] Cirdan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:46:27 from level 70.
[09/18/22 22:39:32] allo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:41 towards level 70.
[09/18/22 22:49:49] Ferris gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:11:39 towards level 60.
[09/18/22 23:01:52] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:56 towards level 70.
[09/18/22 23:28:30] idlegood was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:19 towards level 59.
[09/19/22 00:00:34] Centrixx had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:46 towards level 70.
[09/19/22 00:49:02] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:48:17 towards level 69.
[09/19/22 00:56:24] muirrum had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:51 towards level 51.
[09/19/22 00:59:25] Arch found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:52 towards level 64.
[09/19/22 01:22:42] Notir was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:45 from level 62.
[09/19/22 02:48:44] SuzakuMedli found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:35 towards level 51.
[09/19/22 03:01:28] Techman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:09:25 towards level 71.
[09/19/22 03:10:30] judahnator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:11 towards level 54.
[09/19/22 04:05:29] Kemikals got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:43 towards level 50.
[09/19/22 04:15:59] Misza discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:38:40 towards level 65.
[09/19/22 04:24:52] vectr0n bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:35:34 towards level 62.
[09/19/22 04:33:30] fstrelok caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:30:00 towards level 55.
[09/19/22 04:42:20] idleevil hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:53 towards level 57.
[09/19/22 04:45:50] Kemikals caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:31:16 towards level 50.
[09/19/22 05:08:17] contyk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:25 towards level 51.
[09/19/22 05:42:17] Fehu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:44:03 towards level 61.
[09/19/22 06:35:58] Algernon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Algernon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/22 07:10:08] nya was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:10:08 towards level 68.
[09/19/22 07:19:51] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:29:34 towards level 70.
[09/19/22 08:04:42] starlink got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:20:43 towards level 66.
[09/19/22 08:14:11] buzel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:55:23 towards level 70.
[09/19/22 08:26:53] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:05 towards level 63.
[09/19/22 08:42:02] Nuae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:09:59 towards level 62.
[09/19/22 08:45:30] ToHellWithGA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:57 towards level 70.
[09/19/22 09:02:39] V was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:05 towards level 69.
[09/19/22 09:33:21] CodeGeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:02:36 towards level 68.
[09/19/22 10:18:09] Beefcan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:52 towards level 60.
[09/19/22 10:56:47] Feltharell was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:33:10 towards level 64.
[09/19/22 11:27:29] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:19:34 towards level 69.
[09/19/22 11:42:02] EddieT137 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:24 towards level 61.
[09/19/22 11:59:29] vectr0n ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:37:09 from level 62.
[09/19/22 12:27:53] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:05 towards level 71.
[09/19/22 12:45:26] Notir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:43:49 towards level 63.
[09/19/22 12:45:38] Misza was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:57:24 towards level 65.
[09/19/22 13:00:33] Chuck was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:43 towards level 66.
[09/19/22 13:02:42] rawgreaze found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:51:37 towards level 61.
[09/19/22 13:16:48] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:00:49 towards level 65.
[09/19/22 13:33:27] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:15 from level 62.
[09/19/22 14:12:05] Aelane's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Aelane's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/22 14:14:36] BastelBot was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:22:39 from level 69.
[09/19/22 15:11:33] Asara walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:43:33 from level 71.
[09/19/22 15:43:09] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:16:36 towards level 62.
[09/19/22 15:48:44] SSLbits's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SSLbits's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/22 16:41:37] gusto was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:38 from level 41.
[09/19/22 16:48:44] freeboson spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! freeboson's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/19/22 17:17:16] ToHellWithGA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:09:10 towards level 70.
[09/19/22 17:21:50] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:03 towards level 67.
[09/19/22 17:36:41] kinus's charm ate a bolt of lightning! kinus's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/22 18:11:21] Cockatrice ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:07:38 from level 57.
[09/19/22 18:49:32] hax404 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:20:30 from level 68.
[09/19/22 18:54:00] eising met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:49:24 from level 70.
[09/19/22 19:57:59] nawcom slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! nawcom's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/19/22 22:14:03] cremefresh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:17:25 from level 71.
[09/19/22 23:56:26] Koffa burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Koffa's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/20/22 00:39:12] TimeWarp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:41:56 from level 54.
[09/20/22 00:41:45] gusto burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! gusto's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/20/22 01:41:40] Tabmow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tabmow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/22 01:56:25] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:52:37 towards level 68.
[09/20/22 02:18:06] Pinkman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:14:48 towards level 65.
[09/20/22 02:34:18] LeD walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:21:49 from level 58.
[09/20/22 03:59:33] LeD reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! LeD's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/22 05:06:52] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:38:01 towards level 69.
[09/20/22 05:19:27] Lord255 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:10:27 from level 71.
[09/20/22 05:30:54] idlegood got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:24 towards level 59.
[09/20/22 05:44:23] sam burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sam's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/20/22 06:44:34] vegadark had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:48:12 towards level 71.
[09/20/22 07:33:59] starlink gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:05:43 towards level 66.
[09/20/22 07:34:47] Russell was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:59:43 towards level 64.
[09/20/22 09:15:10] EddieT137 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:28:36 towards level 62.
[09/20/22 09:49:20] pants was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:54:58 from level 68.
[09/20/22 09:58:55] TauPan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:31:21 towards level 60.
[09/20/22 10:28:13] KindOne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:59:52 towards level 64.
[09/20/22 11:16:07] hdm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:42:55 towards level 73.
[09/20/22 11:34:41] muirrum was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:17 towards level 51.
[09/20/22 12:33:29] enteral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:18 towards level 54.
[09/20/22 13:42:30] kptr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:49 towards level 68.
[09/20/22 14:16:01] Gradios tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:26 towards level 38.
[09/20/22 15:30:55] ahmubashshir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:09:57 towards level 58.
[09/20/22 15:45:22] shikhin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:11:56 towards level 70.
[09/20/22 17:23:19] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:16:48 towards level 58.
[09/20/22 18:14:53] V had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:32 towards level 69.
[09/20/22 18:31:24] Techman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:31:41 from level 71.
[09/20/22 20:25:43] shikhin ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:44:19 from level 70.
[09/20/22 20:40:23] nya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:10:20 towards level 68.
[09/20/22 22:05:52] n0ssh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:54 from level 41.
[09/20/22 23:35:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on postikana's tunic! postikana's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/22 23:36:20] allo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:38 towards level 70.
[09/20/22 23:50:29] GilbertErik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:39 towards level 63.
[09/20/22 23:58:40] gusto was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:38 towards level 42.
[09/21/22 00:26:00] Reilly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:07:30 towards level 60.
[09/21/22 01:01:13] Misza was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:49 towards level 65.
[09/21/22 01:14:10] Psilocybe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:43:00 towards level 69.
[09/21/22 01:19:05] bg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:24:57 from level 70.
[09/21/22 01:26:06] damyan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:33:20 towards level 66.
[09/21/22 01:57:24] cremefresh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:19:20 towards level 71.
[09/21/22 02:24:54] herald had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:53 towards level 60.
[09/21/22 03:54:38] Fenrik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:25:16 towards level 67.
[09/21/22 04:47:34] TimWolla was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:29 towards level 71.
[09/21/22 05:02:17] bananaboat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:59:06 from level 69.
[09/21/22 05:48:09] HeavyPodda was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:03:44 from level 66.
[09/21/22 06:10:38] mordac has dealt bg a Critical Strike! 3 days, 07:57:11 is added to bg's clock.
[09/21/22 06:37:34] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:10 towards level 66.
[09/21/22 09:15:39] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:41:03 towards level 64.
[09/21/22 10:05:15] golgy was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:33:10 from level 67.
[09/21/22 10:40:00] Feras got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:53 from level 39.
[09/21/22 11:05:32] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:14:11 towards level 64.
[09/21/22 11:25:51] Platonides was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:03:26 towards level 62.
[09/21/22 12:01:34] zifnab06 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:25 towards level 65.
[09/21/22 12:03:20] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:07:49 towards level 73.
[09/21/22 12:16:10] EddieT137 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:44:23 towards level 62.
[09/21/22 12:52:08] TimWolla's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TimWolla's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/22 12:57:25] <rainchick> was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:53 towards level 54.
[09/21/22 13:23:27] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:48 towards level 67.
[09/21/22 13:48:33] Lnk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:44:22 towards level 72.
[09/21/22 13:57:02] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:03:04 towards level 72.
[09/21/22 13:57:26] TheSilentLink caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:26 towards level 63.
[09/21/22 14:09:32] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:18:54 towards level 72.
[09/21/22 15:13:56] canton7 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:36:57 towards level 67.
[09/21/22 16:03:48] anarcat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:30:57 from level 73.
[09/21/22 16:28:30] Acolarh has dealt Algernon a Critical Strike! 5 days, 17:06:02 is added to Algernon's clock.
[09/21/22 16:55:59] judahnator spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! judahnator's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/21/22 17:17:47] Geoff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:34:43 towards level 62.
[09/21/22 17:43:25] Arch gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:08:54 towards level 64.
[09/21/22 17:48:47] zifnab06 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:50:10 towards level 66.
[09/21/22 17:48:53] bookworm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:43:37 from level 66.
[09/21/22 18:23:24] Zaratustra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:02:04 towards level 63.
[09/21/22 18:32:17] Misza found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:29 towards level 65.
[09/21/22 20:15:13] talisein spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! talisein's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/21/22 21:04:27] Cirdan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:57:50 from level 70.
[09/21/22 21:28:29] Yarosh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Yarosh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/22 21:45:20] Ungoliant bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:33:39 towards level 64.
[09/22/22 02:13:58] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:16:35 towards level 63.
[09/22/22 03:39:37] Aelane was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:03:32 towards level 61.
[09/22/22 03:49:00] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:59:19 towards level 73.
[09/22/22 04:23:19] tomhek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:24:55 from level 68.
[09/22/22 05:01:21] ion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 19:53:45 from level 73.
[09/22/22 05:31:06] Togra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:54:17 towards level 68.
[09/22/22 05:46:42] SSLbits was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:09:02 from level 59.
[09/22/22 06:40:23] bg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/22 06:56:26] noex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:55:56 towards level 57.
[09/22/22 08:30:58] Destruia found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:13:45 towards level 64.
[09/22/22 08:53:50] KindOne walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:09:32 from level 64.
[09/22/22 11:07:47] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:46 towards level 55.
[09/22/22 11:08:53] muirrum was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:15 towards level 52.
[09/22/22 11:24:51] pyre walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:52:48 from level 70.
[09/22/22 11:30:10] nyuszika7h was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:09:25 from level 69.
[09/22/22 11:31:55] cremefresh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:54:03 towards level 71.
[09/22/22 12:02:31] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:49 towards level 70.
[09/22/22 12:03:08] Chuck was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:50 towards level 66.
[09/22/22 12:40:41] d4n13L ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:34:29 from level 68.
[09/22/22 12:59:05] Gorek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Gorek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/22 13:47:52] heisenbug's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! heisenbug's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/22 14:00:10] <rainchick> had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:52 towards level 54.
[09/22/22 14:37:23] Beefcan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:51:24 from level 60.
[09/22/22 16:21:31] pyre met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:29:39 from level 70.
[09/22/22 16:35:03] <rainchick> hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:36 towards level 54.
[09/22/22 17:50:31] Covid-19 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:48:05 from level 66.
[09/22/22 17:50:58] StalkR found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:00:43 towards level 67.
[09/22/22 18:36:38] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:15:23 from level 59.
[09/22/22 18:54:18] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:16 towards level 71.
[09/22/22 19:28:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Lord255's tunic! Lord255's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/22 20:04:27] Hex got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:45:56 from level 59.
[09/22/22 20:20:18] tomhek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:47:33 towards level 68.
[09/22/22 20:28:14] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:48 towards level 59.
[09/22/22 21:14:41] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:02:34 towards level 66.
[09/22/22 21:21:01] allo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:31 towards level 70.
[09/22/22 21:28:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Gorek's tunic! Gorek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/22 22:52:09] Paganel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:11:07 towards level 69.
[09/22/22 23:39:35] talisein's charm ate a bolt of lightning! talisein's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/22 23:55:56] bg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:41:43 towards level 70.
[09/23/22 00:10:56] Centrixx got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:58:52 towards level 71.
[09/23/22 00:14:51] CrashOverride ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:07:01 from level 71.
[09/23/22 00:32:26] Russell found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:28:50 towards level 64.
[09/23/22 01:18:11] laama found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:49:41 towards level 68.
[09/23/22 01:33:40] TauPan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:51 towards level 60.
[09/23/22 01:39:26] TauPan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:50 towards level 60.
[09/23/22 02:01:58] TheSilentLink was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:15:56 from level 63.
[09/23/22 02:25:12] el ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:53:10 from level 69.
[09/23/22 02:29:10] dwfreed bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:56:16 towards level 71.
[09/23/22 02:57:25] buyoq was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:40:11 towards level 66.
[09/23/22 03:07:02] spex ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:13:19 from level 67.
[09/23/22 03:27:46] SirNeo's charm ate a bolt of lightning! SirNeo's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/22 03:42:46] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:38 towards level 68.
[09/23/22 04:20:23] Feltharell gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:23:53 towards level 64.
[09/23/22 06:34:04] cornfeedhobo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:42:45 towards level 62.
[09/23/22 06:35:43] The local wizard imbued Crazycatlady's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Crazycatlady's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/22 07:40:26] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:47:44 towards level 68.
[09/23/22 08:13:02] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:23:01 towards level 58.
[09/23/22 09:00:46] Psilocybe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:48 towards level 69.
[09/23/22 09:23:29] _sh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:51:12 from level 70.
[09/23/22 10:05:49] Hex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:04:12 towards level 59.
[09/23/22 10:32:20] CodeGeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:35:44 towards level 68.
[09/23/22 11:01:26] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:14 towards level 68.
[09/23/22 11:17:28] Acolarh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:38:40 from level 67.
[09/23/22 12:50:59] V was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:08:51 towards level 70.
[09/23/22 13:57:59] serbest got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:22 from level 16.
[09/23/22 14:25:08] sc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:31:18 towards level 72.
[09/23/22 14:32:47] bookworm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:31:55 from level 66.
[09/23/22 14:33:17] Destruia was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 00:12:48 from level 64.
[09/23/22 14:35:35] slim walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:49:27 from level 56.
[09/23/22 14:46:16] Destruia found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:58:10 towards level 64.
[09/23/22 14:51:08] megubyte was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:26 towards level 63.
[09/23/22 14:57:31] ahmubashshir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:41 towards level 58.
[09/23/22 14:57:58] vectr0n's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! vectr0n's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/23/22 15:11:27] Sokar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:31 towards level 67.
[09/23/22 16:02:26] mordac's charm ate a bolt of lightning! mordac's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/22 17:17:27] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:56:10 towards level 67.
[09/23/22 17:23:10] Beefcan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:58 from level 60.
[09/23/22 18:05:43] tswsl's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tswsl's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/22 18:32:26] herald got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:47 towards level 60.
[09/23/22 18:35:35] eroc1990 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:59:33 towards level 53.
[09/23/22 18:53:20] shikhin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:42:30 towards level 70.
[09/23/22 19:07:56] TimWolla tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:20:08 towards level 72.
[09/23/22 20:01:40] sky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:15:42 towards level 67.
[09/23/22 20:08:09] golgy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:13:22 towards level 67.
[09/23/22 20:44:28] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:34 from level 68.
[09/23/22 21:17:16] damyan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:01:01 towards level 66.
[09/23/22 22:34:55] Beefcan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:09 from level 60.
[09/23/22 23:18:29] golgy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:17:49 towards level 67.
[09/24/22 00:12:52] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:15:28 towards level 68.
[09/24/22 00:26:43] TheSilentLink ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:53:45 from level 63.
[09/24/22 01:52:55] womblecat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:53 towards level 63.
[09/24/22 02:11:50] Thorael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:42:26 towards level 70.
[09/24/22 02:24:53] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:45:42 towards level 68.
[09/24/22 03:08:52] EddieT137 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:49:12 towards level 62.
[09/24/22 04:37:43] tmberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:53:59 towards level 67.
[09/24/22 04:47:33] Notir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:48:26 towards level 63.
[09/24/22 05:18:35] Ferris had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:03:12 towards level 60.
[09/24/22 06:05:17] BUSY found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:14:41 towards level 63.
[09/24/22 06:13:16] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MetaNova's tunic! MetaNova's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/22 07:02:38] Minus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:25:58 towards level 56.
[09/24/22 08:19:00] Bolded ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:52:18 from level 61.
[09/24/22 08:43:02] Techman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:15:49 towards level 72.
[09/24/22 10:38:02] idleevil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:27:00 towards level 57.
[09/24/22 11:00:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Misza's tunic! Misza's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/22 11:17:01] signofzeta was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:37:09 from level 63.
[09/24/22 11:38:45] shikhin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:36:34 from level 70.
[09/24/22 12:07:11] cadfael was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:39:29 from level 63.
[09/24/22 12:36:11] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:02:16 towards level 73.
[09/24/22 12:39:06] DrinkyBird burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! DrinkyBird's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/22 13:31:07] bookworm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:44:54 from level 66.
[09/24/22 13:44:09] xbill ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:48:42 from level 73.
[09/24/22 14:10:00] Forud was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:00:37 from level 68.
[09/24/22 14:27:52] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:06:54 towards level 68.
[09/24/22 14:29:37] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/22 14:47:08] KyloRen got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:02 towards level 55.
[09/24/22 14:51:36] Minus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:39:14 towards level 56.
[09/24/22 15:12:50] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:26 towards level 68.
[09/24/22 15:21:22] LeD fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:13:31 from level 58.
[09/24/22 16:03:39] Bolded's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Bolded's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/22 16:16:12] idleevil got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:44 from level 57.
[09/24/22 16:18:30] CompanionCube found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:52 towards level 70.
[09/24/22 16:58:53] crysis was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:29:37 towards level 62.
[09/24/22 17:51:59] SuzakuMedli caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:51 towards level 51.
[09/24/22 18:19:59] CrashOverride has dealt Lord255 a Critical Strike! 12 days, 06:55:30 is added to Lord255's clock.
[09/24/22 19:22:33] hax404 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:54:33 towards level 68.
[09/24/22 19:40:45] _sh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:27:55 towards level 70.
[09/24/22 20:05:26] enteral was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:57 towards level 55.
[09/24/22 20:39:13] SirBummelz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:55 towards level 62.
[09/24/22 20:45:20] Wam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:34:41 towards level 62.
[09/24/22 22:46:38] GilbertErik reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! GilbertErik's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/22 23:06:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on anarcat's tunic! anarcat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/22 23:29:59] GilbertErik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:25 towards level 63.
[09/25/22 00:22:38] Algernon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Algernon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/22 01:06:08] tmberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:02:32 towards level 67.
[09/25/22 01:28:12] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:12:26 towards level 68.
[09/25/22 01:51:11] tmberg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tmberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/22 02:10:57] rawgreaze ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:11:20 from level 61.
[09/25/22 02:52:41] scumola got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:44 towards level 64.
[09/25/22 03:00:58] EddieT137 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! EddieT137's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/22 03:41:45] Alarien caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:19 towards level 65.
[09/25/22 04:12:20] signofzeta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:17:55 towards level 63.
[09/25/22 04:32:18] Bolded was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:38:57 towards level 61.
[09/25/22 04:38:22] Russell caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:59 towards level 64.
[09/25/22 05:10:53] The local wizard imbued Kritzefitz's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kritzefitz's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/22 05:57:59] idlegood was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:00:17 towards level 60.
[09/25/22 06:09:49] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:51:35 towards level 70.
[09/25/22 06:13:50] Tangles found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:04:48 towards level 66.
[09/25/22 06:35:24] binaryhermit reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! binaryhermit's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/22 07:02:48] Ankhers walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:26:59 from level 65.
[09/25/22 07:05:33] vegadark was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:41:25 from level 71.
[09/25/22 07:13:11] MetaNova was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:55 towards level 69.
[09/25/22 07:28:14] Omega was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:46:07 from level 63.
[09/25/22 08:03:14] jayvee tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:30:03 towards level 69.
[09/25/22 08:37:44] Misza gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:39 towards level 65.
[09/25/22 10:29:16] The local wizard imbued dwfreed's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dwfreed's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/22 10:49:32] Acolarh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:48:48 from level 67.
[09/25/22 13:21:20] Sokar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:58 towards level 67.
[09/25/22 13:51:38] scumola fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:13:30 from level 64.
[09/25/22 14:34:38] Techman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:21:04 from level 72.
[09/25/22 14:36:14] The local wizard imbued damyan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! damyan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/22 14:53:47] Feras was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:00 towards level 41.
[09/25/22 15:13:21] bg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:07:24 from level 70.
[09/25/22 15:59:10] <rainchick> hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:16 towards level 55.
[09/25/22 16:10:18] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:42 towards level 63.
[09/25/22 16:17:05] drahthaar was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:58:23 from level 72.
[09/25/22 16:17:26] blabber's charm ate a bolt of lightning! blabber's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/22 16:36:12] Techman ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 08:18:33 from level 72.
[09/25/22 16:51:17] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:23:15 towards level 70.
[09/25/22 17:53:20] Feltharell caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:37:48 towards level 64.
[09/25/22 18:20:32] TimeWarp has dealt Paganel a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:09:35 is added to Paganel's clock.
[09/25/22 18:33:25] dwfreed was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:15:36 from level 71.
[09/25/22 18:58:13] Togra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:59:47 from level 68.
[09/25/22 19:20:08] zifnab06 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:40:05 from level 66.
[09/25/22 20:03:56] scumola reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! scumola's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/22 20:11:42] Wam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:00:18 towards level 62.
[09/25/22 20:35:08] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:44:21 towards level 71.
[09/25/22 20:44:31] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:20:04 towards level 69.
[09/25/22 21:07:26] The local wizard imbued Ungoliant's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Ungoliant's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/22 21:30:47] TimWolla found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:46:43 towards level 72.
[09/25/22 22:21:06] womblecat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:46:14 from level 63.
[09/25/22 23:19:47] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:14:03 towards level 70.
[09/26/22 00:12:13] soltys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:07:38 towards level 70.
[09/26/22 00:15:23] bsleep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:03 towards level 65.
[09/26/22 00:21:09] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:29:46 towards level 70.
[09/26/22 00:35:26] KindOne's charm ate a bolt of lightning! KindOne's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/22 01:32:07] Kurenai found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:57 towards level 55.
[09/26/22 01:35:56] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:48 towards level 63.
[09/26/22 02:06:50] TauPan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:41:09 from level 60.
[09/26/22 02:09:30] kzootech hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:56 towards level 58.
[09/26/22 03:17:24] Ferris walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:07:11 from level 60.
[09/26/22 03:29:20] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:59 towards level 63.
[09/26/22 04:35:27] Khorne's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Khorne's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/22 04:56:17] Sombra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:18:56 towards level 72.
[09/26/22 05:27:20] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:02 towards level 69.
[09/26/22 06:42:24] vegadark was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:20:29 from level 71.
[09/26/22 06:57:31] cfjk has dealt Sario a Critical Strike! 3 days, 00:48:29 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/26/22 08:39:16] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:23 towards level 63.
[09/26/22 08:59:30] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:00:35 towards level 58.
[09/26/22 09:40:08] judahnator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:10:58 towards level 55.
[09/26/22 09:57:56] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:47:50 towards level 71.
[09/26/22 10:53:07] hax404 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:53 towards level 68.
[09/26/22 11:08:44] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:40:59 towards level 67.
[09/26/22 11:12:26] Omega found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:00:37 towards level 63.
[09/26/22 11:16:48] TauPan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:33 from level 60.
[09/26/22 11:30:08] Drin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:03 towards level 65.
[09/26/22 11:51:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tmberg's tunic! tmberg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/22 12:16:45] Fenrik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:26:12 towards level 68.
[09/26/22 12:22:34] crysis ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:33:12 from level 62.
[09/26/22 14:31:33] Lnk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:51:41 from level 72.
[09/26/22 14:33:24] TheSilentLink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:29 towards level 63.
[09/26/22 15:01:25] GRIZZLYMAN walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:25 from level 39.
[09/26/22 15:11:05] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:30:41 towards level 72.
[09/26/22 15:15:40] eroc1990 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:23:36 towards level 53.
[09/26/22 15:28:10] cadfael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:43 towards level 63.
[09/26/22 16:10:00] Kronan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:50 towards level 57.
[09/26/22 16:23:57] iiriix found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:03:50 towards level 67.
[09/26/22 16:44:32] binaryhermit caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:03 towards level 26.
[09/26/22 17:07:28] Alarien found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:54 towards level 65.
[09/26/22 17:12:44] Psilocybe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:52 towards level 69.
[09/26/22 17:47:06] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:49:16 from level 72.
[09/26/22 20:55:51] nawcom met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:42:16 from level 62.
[09/26/22 20:58:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on <rainchick>'s tunic! <rainchick>'s tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/22 22:23:00] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:59 towards level 69.
[09/26/22 23:08:58] Nuae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:09:38 towards level 62.
[09/26/22 23:09:34] Platonides was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:38:02 towards level 62.
[09/26/22 23:19:39] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:26 towards level 67.
[09/26/22 23:46:02] intothether was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:40 towards level 8.
[09/26/22 23:46:56] SuzakuMedli found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:40:47 towards level 51.
[09/27/22 00:04:18] crysis was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:08 towards level 62.
[09/27/22 00:37:55] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:31:10 towards level 59.
[09/27/22 01:15:50] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:09:45 towards level 68.
[09/27/22 01:18:48] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:59:54 from level 68.
[09/27/22 01:25:13] GilbertErik has dealt Drin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:04:41 is added to Drin's clock.
[09/27/22 02:20:23] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:28:22 towards level 68.
[09/27/22 04:02:55] Kritzefitz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:12:37 towards level 67.
[09/27/22 04:40:13] Notir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:15:21 towards level 63.
[09/27/22 04:47:02] EddieT137 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:17:46 towards level 62.
[09/27/22 05:06:07] megubyte burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! megubyte's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/22 05:48:30] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:19:11 towards level 65.
[09/27/22 06:36:45] ZOTTA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:10 towards level 59.
[09/27/22 06:58:44] io was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:31 from level 71.
[09/27/22 07:05:24] gegenschein was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:49 towards level 65.
[09/27/22 07:14:44] Ganonk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:59 towards level 44.
[09/27/22 07:18:42] Notir slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Notir's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/22 07:21:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SSLbits's tunic! SSLbits's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/22 08:13:38] brycec's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! brycec's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/22 08:46:15] MetaNova tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:40:30 towards level 70.
[09/27/22 09:43:59] laama gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:26:30 towards level 68.
[09/27/22 10:14:17] TauPan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:08 towards level 60.
[09/27/22 10:52:26] sc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:05:46 towards level 72.
[09/27/22 10:54:50] gegenschein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:29 towards level 65.
[09/27/22 11:09:23] dyvonna tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:40:43 towards level 61.
[09/27/22 12:32:38] ZOTTA's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ZOTTA's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/22 12:59:34] HellSpawn slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! HellSpawn's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/22 14:03:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ferris's tunic! Ferris's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/22 14:32:59] gildarts fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:03:07 from level 66.
[09/27/22 14:59:40] CompanionCube's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CompanionCube's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/22 16:02:48] HeavyPodda bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:38:50 towards level 67.
[09/27/22 16:10:08] Chuck's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Chuck's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/22 16:32:04] Chuck's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Chuck's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/22 16:55:45] Merluzo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:42 towards level 42.
[09/27/22 17:04:23] ion's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ion's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/22 17:07:35] Merluzo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:15 towards level 42.
[09/27/22 17:18:56] blabber was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:43:09 towards level 67.
[09/27/22 18:07:11] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:33:02 towards level 72.
[09/27/22 18:08:29] Beefcan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:03:15 towards level 61.
[09/27/22 18:44:25] fstrelok was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:30 towards level 55.
[09/27/22 18:44:40] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:42:43 towards level 68.
[09/27/22 18:49:44] Tabmow was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:59:37 from level 59.
[09/27/22 19:26:15] V ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:24:20 from level 70.
[09/27/22 19:46:41] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:35:35 towards level 55.
[09/27/22 20:03:45] KindOne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:20:31 towards level 64.
[09/27/22 20:31:15] aqsd was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:26 towards level 67.
[09/27/22 20:53:14] Minus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Minus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/22 20:54:08] Tangles's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tangles's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/22 21:01:22] Sombra has dealt eroc1990 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:03:34 is added to eroc1990's clock.
[09/27/22 21:04:14] Techman ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 07:43:33 from level 72.
[09/27/22 21:26:39] muirrum was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:33:41 from level 52.
[09/27/22 21:38:11] Covid-19 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:23:19 towards level 67.
[09/27/22 23:00:14] muirrum found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:43 towards level 52.
[09/27/22 23:06:21] starlink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:53:26 from level 66.
[09/27/22 23:09:52] Russell hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:42:39 towards level 65.
[09/27/22 23:25:14] <rainchick> found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:17:11 towards level 55.
[09/28/22 00:00:23] Paganel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:02:04 towards level 69.
[09/28/22 00:08:34] CrashOverride gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:48:58 towards level 71.
[09/28/22 00:15:35] womblecat has dealt sc a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:25:36 is added to sc's clock.
[09/28/22 00:24:25] The local wizard imbued Fenrik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fenrik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/22 01:04:59] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:14 towards level 61.
[09/28/22 01:36:22] Notir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:57:14 towards level 63.
[09/28/22 02:06:37] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:27:42 towards level 73.
[09/28/22 02:19:00] Stevland walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:00:11 from level 66.
[09/28/22 02:28:32] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:10 towards level 68.
[09/28/22 02:34:18] VonToutCourt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:44 towards level 68.
[09/28/22 02:35:15] Hex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:45:50 towards level 59.
[09/28/22 02:39:40] SuzakuMedli was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:33 towards level 51.
[09/28/22 02:59:53] anarcat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:46:59 towards level 73.
[09/28/22 03:07:13] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:25:48 towards level 64.
[09/28/22 03:45:02] keepermurph tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:26 towards level 55.
[09/28/22 04:34:48] A_Dragon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! A_Dragon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/22 04:57:17] cadfael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:08:26 towards level 63.
[09/28/22 05:31:28] BenDover gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:57 towards level 40.
[09/28/22 05:54:30] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:40 towards level 65.
[09/28/22 06:22:56] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:11:48 towards level 72.
[09/28/22 06:23:23] JamCow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:22:59 towards level 67.
[09/28/22 06:52:44] VOID found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:03:17 towards level 59.
[09/28/22 07:08:48] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:40:53 towards level 72.
[09/28/22 07:33:26] Merluzo was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:57 from level 42.
[09/28/22 07:55:48] Ferris was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:53:52 from level 60.
[09/28/22 08:13:31] pasquale was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:31:39 towards level 58.
[09/28/22 09:11:28] The local wizard imbued Kronan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kronan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/22 09:15:38] Asara walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:21:23 from level 71.
[09/28/22 09:42:32] A_Dragon slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! A_Dragon's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/28/22 09:52:07] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:43:46 towards level 71.
[09/28/22 09:57:44] blabber tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:01:43 towards level 67.
[09/28/22 10:09:26] TauPan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:43:44 towards level 61.
[09/28/22 10:31:57] V was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:44:27 from level 70.
[09/28/22 10:38:16] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:35:01 towards level 69.
[09/28/22 11:59:27] TheSilentLink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:46:18 from level 63.
[09/28/22 12:08:26] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:48:38 towards level 70.
[09/28/22 12:17:45] VOID caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:49 towards level 59.
[09/28/22 12:55:38] starlink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:26:47 towards level 66.
[09/28/22 13:16:49] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:53:49 towards level 66.
[09/28/22 13:49:57] Wolf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:25:56 from level 71.
[09/28/22 14:04:09] Lnk's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Lnk's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/22 14:04:21] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:50:57 towards level 67.
[09/28/22 14:09:34] nawcom's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! nawcom's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/28/22 14:15:41] Hex was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:51:26 from level 59.
[09/28/22 15:47:00] Pinkman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:48 towards level 65.
[09/28/22 15:50:27] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:12:03 towards level 71.
[09/28/22 16:14:44] pasquale walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:10 from level 58.
[09/28/22 17:29:37] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:09 towards level 55.
[09/28/22 17:36:59] dyvonna reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dyvonna's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/22 18:35:47] enteral burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! enteral's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/28/22 20:22:38] CompanionCube hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:53 towards level 70.
[09/28/22 20:38:05] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:05 towards level 68.
[09/28/22 21:11:45] hugga was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:06:52 towards level 63.
[09/28/22 21:17:10] postikana reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! postikana's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/22 21:25:51] Fenrik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:34:50 towards level 68.
[09/28/22 22:15:08] fstrelok found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:08 towards level 55.
[09/28/22 22:17:57] tsr has dealt Carl a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:56:13 is added to Carl's clock.
[09/28/22 22:29:35] SirNeo was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:42:17 from level 49.
[09/28/22 23:12:55] mordac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:55:39 towards level 69.
[09/29/22 00:06:23] achin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:58 towards level 54.
[09/29/22 00:53:19] adamus1red was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:56:18 towards level 68.
[09/29/22 02:26:32] aqsd ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:43:18 from level 67.
[09/29/22 02:26:47] ahmubashshir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:43:32 towards level 58.
[09/29/22 02:52:41] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:02 towards level 68.
[09/29/22 03:18:57] CrashOverride found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:45:21 towards level 71.
[09/29/22 03:49:08] zankore discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:27:22 towards level 62.
[09/29/22 03:56:33] blabber was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:26 towards level 67.
[09/29/22 05:02:57] Feras was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:11 towards level 42.
[09/29/22 05:14:27] Reilly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:20 towards level 60.
[09/29/22 05:30:31] jjasghar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:59 towards level 61.
[09/29/22 05:56:15] Forud discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:14:08 towards level 68.
[09/29/22 06:39:00] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:06:56 from level 68.
[09/29/22 06:47:33] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:58:55 towards level 70.
[09/29/22 07:47:35] gegenschein bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:30 towards level 65.
[09/29/22 08:03:14] Affliction tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:59:55 towards level 70.
[09/29/22 08:05:48] dyvonna bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:01:20 towards level 61.
[09/29/22 08:14:44] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:27:37 towards level 70.
[09/29/22 08:46:31] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:47:31 towards level 71.
[09/29/22 08:57:57] contyk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:14 towards level 52.
[09/29/22 09:26:00] vectr0n found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:43:10 towards level 62.
[09/29/22 09:57:45] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:54:56 towards level 68.
[09/29/22 10:02:19] yNos ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:44 from level 62.
[09/29/22 10:21:35] pyre burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pyre's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/29/22 11:17:27] JigmeDatse got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:32:27 towards level 66.
[09/29/22 11:34:24] sbp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:30:46 from level 58.
[09/29/22 12:04:33] LeD hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:48:03 towards level 58.
[09/29/22 12:25:40] Reilly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:46 towards level 60.
[09/29/22 13:26:30] Fehu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:48:25 towards level 61.
[09/29/22 13:47:26] pwae ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:26:07 from level 69.
[09/29/22 14:36:52] Sario found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:21 towards level 58.
[09/29/22 14:39:49] herald was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:16:24 towards level 61.
[09/29/22 15:45:12] Nuae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:31:30 towards level 62.
[09/29/22 15:49:21] Destruia found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:36:56 towards level 64.
[09/29/22 16:05:59] Merluzo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:11 towards level 42.
[09/29/22 16:19:14] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:19 towards level 63.
[09/29/22 16:22:15] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:02 towards level 68.
[09/29/22 17:11:32] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:52 towards level 68.
[09/29/22 17:32:18] Psilocybe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:11 towards level 69.
[09/29/22 17:35:27] nyuszika7h caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:45:07 towards level 70.
[09/29/22 18:34:03] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:42:47 towards level 58.
[09/29/22 18:56:41] sc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:04 towards level 72.
[09/29/22 19:02:13] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:53 towards level 63.
[09/29/22 19:03:37] TheSilentLink was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:52:40 from level 63.
[09/29/22 20:20:47] damyan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:12:39 towards level 66.
[09/29/22 21:19:49] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:45:15 towards level 73.
[09/29/22 21:33:00] Kronan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:01 towards level 57.
[09/29/22 21:36:28] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:46:21 towards level 69.
[09/29/22 22:09:07] ephemer0l got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:04 from level 61.
[09/29/22 22:50:52] Yuhno discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:47:56 towards level 69.
[09/29/22 23:07:19] hugga caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:57:12 towards level 63.
[09/30/22 00:23:32] judahnator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:52 towards level 55.
[09/30/22 00:38:45] adamus1red found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:45:57 towards level 68.
[09/30/22 01:00:23] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:07:14 towards level 62.
[09/30/22 01:04:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gildarts's tunic! gildarts's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/22 02:04:03] Kritzefitz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:27:13 towards level 67.
[09/30/22 02:32:18] Omega slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Omega's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/30/22 02:38:43] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:46 towards level 65.
[09/30/22 02:45:09] StalkR was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:50:51 towards level 67.
[09/30/22 02:49:46] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 09:41:54 towards level 72.
[09/30/22 03:11:17] ahmubashshir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:14 towards level 58.
[09/30/22 04:35:36] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:27:50 towards level 65.
[09/30/22 05:16:19] TauPan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:10:09 towards level 61.
[09/30/22 06:13:04] damyan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:42:06 towards level 66.
[09/30/22 06:33:44] sky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:16 towards level 67.
[09/30/22 06:50:59] zankore was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:17:09 from level 62.
[09/30/22 07:08:30] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:23:00 towards level 72.
[09/30/22 07:18:55] Chuck was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:17:12 towards level 67.
[09/30/22 07:22:23] Gorek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:35:55 towards level 72.
[09/30/22 07:34:53] SirNeo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:23:54 towards level 49.
[09/30/22 08:28:54] EddieT137 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:47:52 towards level 62.
[09/30/22 08:53:26] HellSpawn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:21:27 towards level 68.
[09/30/22 09:16:43] adamus1red was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:17:20 towards level 68.
[09/30/22 10:18:57] dyvonna ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:50:06 from level 61.
[09/30/22 10:35:33] talisein ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:14:43 from level 70.
[09/30/22 10:44:08] Forud had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:51 towards level 68.
[09/30/22 10:44:53] t3chn0 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:46:28 from level 68.
[09/30/22 11:04:55] CompanionCube found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:01:30 towards level 71.
[09/30/22 11:06:49] Aelane found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:48:13 towards level 61.
[09/30/22 11:13:41] vectr0n gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:54:42 towards level 62.
[09/30/22 11:32:45] DownAndUp walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:47:31 from level 59.
[09/30/22 12:25:26] MetaNova was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:14:32 towards level 70.
[09/30/22 12:25:56] Feltharell found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:13 towards level 64.
[09/30/22 13:32:59] Theleveler bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:34:06 towards level 72.
[09/30/22 13:34:14] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:42:18 towards level 65.
[09/30/22 14:02:44] Notir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:17:48 towards level 63.
[09/30/22 15:03:44] hax404's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hax404's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/22 15:12:43] Ankhers got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:59 towards level 65.
[09/30/22 15:29:35] bg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:18:43 from level 70.
[09/30/22 15:42:13] LeD was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:43:03 towards level 58.
[09/30/22 16:10:27] mordac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:42:08 towards level 69.
[09/30/22 16:24:36] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:14:46 towards level 72.
[09/30/22 17:04:36] Sokar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:52:01 towards level 68.
[09/30/22 17:24:44] Psilocybe's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Psilocybe's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/22 17:35:28] Sokar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:06:53 towards level 68.
[09/30/22 18:06:43] enteral was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:51:57 towards level 56.
[09/30/22 18:15:54] The local wizard imbued Geoff's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Geoff's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/22 18:23:31] pfoley's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pfoley's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/22 18:49:40] simple ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:57:02 from level 69.
[09/30/22 19:12:10] tmberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:37:22 towards level 67.
[09/30/22 19:39:24] ephemer0l found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:16:13 towards level 62.
[09/30/22 19:47:29] crank found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:36 towards level 71.
[09/30/22 19:56:10] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:07:28 towards level 67.
[09/30/22 20:11:48] sam's charm ate a bolt of lightning! sam's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/22 20:34:47] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:09:07 towards level 73.
[09/30/22 20:45:46] zankore was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:24:16 towards level 62.
[09/30/22 20:46:25] cadfael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:29 towards level 63.
[09/30/22 21:07:14] binaryhermit was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:41 from level 33.
[09/30/22 21:47:28] laama fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:45:33 from level 68.
[09/30/22 22:52:57] <rainchick> found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:15:23 towards level 55.
[09/30/22 23:11:18] womblecat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:01:07 from level 64.
[09/30/22 23:15:25] RussellB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:48 towards level 68.
[09/30/22 23:28:34] Aksej discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:36:55 towards level 65.
[09/30/22 23:52:00] Reilly was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:58 from level 60.
[09/30/22 23:59:26] Gorek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:51:53 towards level 72.
[10/01/22 00:25:25] Togra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:53:02 from level 69.
[10/01/22 00:38:22] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:16:06 towards level 56.
[10/01/22 00:40:04] achin has dealt Ankhers a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:48:41 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[10/01/22 00:43:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Destruia's tunic! Destruia's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/22 00:56:05] Destruia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:26 towards level 64.
[10/01/22 01:20:05] zifnab06 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:20:29 towards level 66.
[10/01/22 01:24:45] Kronan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:34:57 from level 57.
[10/01/22 01:28:49] DrinkyBird has dealt BUSY a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:03:43 is added to BUSY's clock.
[10/01/22 01:36:41] binaryhermit was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:33 towards level 34.
[10/01/22 01:49:23] <rainchick> spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! <rainchick>'s tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/01/22 02:07:38] BenDover was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:34 from level 41.
[10/01/22 02:14:24] Lord255 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:00:52 towards level 71.
[10/01/22 02:29:19] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:54 towards level 68.
[10/01/22 04:56:41] MadMan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:22:22 towards level 68.
[10/01/22 05:23:51] Carl fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:07:14 from level 68.
[10/01/22 05:35:30] A_Dragon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:15 towards level 68.
[10/01/22 06:22:22] Paganel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:35:41 towards level 69.
[10/01/22 06:28:53] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:53:49 towards level 73.
[10/01/22 06:29:53] pasquale has dealt Nuae a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:48:06 is added to Nuae's clock.
[10/01/22 07:40:59] DownAndUp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:21 towards level 59.
[10/01/22 08:02:06] style ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:27:49 from level 64.
[10/01/22 08:13:50] Gorek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Gorek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/22 09:34:02] zifnab06 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:33:24 from level 66.
[10/01/22 09:38:56] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:04:54 towards level 71.
[10/01/22 11:24:16] MetaNova was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:43:14 towards level 70.
[10/01/22 11:28:59] TheSilentLink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:38 from level 63.
[10/01/22 11:31:02] Cockatrice was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:25:04 towards level 58.
[10/01/22 12:22:33] fstrelok tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:52 towards level 55.
[10/01/22 12:53:07] Ravenloft reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ravenloft's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/22 15:23:13] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:40:53 towards level 72.
[10/01/22 16:22:46] sky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:53 towards level 67.
[10/01/22 16:41:32] tsr has dealt Aelane a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:00:55 is added to Aelane's clock.
[10/01/22 17:25:02] LeD reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! LeD's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/22 18:09:24] Kurenai was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:30:09 towards level 56.
[10/01/22 19:29:53] Gorek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:37:30 towards level 72.
[10/01/22 19:55:20] Ankhers has dealt soltys a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:45:36 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/01/22 20:22:14] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:21:21 from level 67.
[10/01/22 20:54:02] achin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:05 towards level 55.
[10/01/22 20:57:17] muirrum was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:19 from level 52.
[10/01/22 20:59:15] laama was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:24:22 towards level 68.
[10/01/22 21:42:33] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:38:44 towards level 67.
[10/01/22 21:43:31] Russell was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:59:35 from level 65.
[10/01/22 21:53:56] blabber found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:22:13 towards level 67.
[10/01/22 21:55:36] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:15:27 from level 64.
[10/01/22 21:59:21] binaryhermit slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! binaryhermit's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/01/22 23:03:20] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:32:53 towards level 69.
[10/01/22 23:16:37] caeli was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:03:16 from level 71.
[10/01/22 23:36:44] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:13 towards level 58.
[10/02/22 01:05:38] Acolarh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:07:20 from level 68.
[10/02/22 01:20:17] gegenschein was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:50:16 from level 66.
[10/02/22 02:20:55] Silvanus_Betrium was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:48 towards level 64.
[10/02/22 03:17:42] brycec found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:26:41 towards level 64.
[10/02/22 03:34:30] io has dealt Feltharell a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:02:41 is added to Feltharell's clock.
[10/02/22 04:27:29] TauPan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:43:25 towards level 61.
[10/02/22 04:29:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on TauPan's tunic! TauPan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/22 04:47:45] tsr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:30:32 towards level 66.
[10/02/22 04:56:38] csc2ya tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:56 towards level 60.
[10/02/22 05:33:03] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:55 towards level 63.
[10/02/22 05:39:01] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:51:20 towards level 72.
[10/02/22 05:42:35] Notir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:31:20 towards level 63.
[10/02/22 06:34:21] nyuszika7h bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:06:01 towards level 70.
[10/02/22 06:57:38] GilbertErik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:43:43 towards level 64.
[10/02/22 07:35:11] canton7 has dealt GilbertErik a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:35:47 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[10/02/22 07:36:53] VonToutCourt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:04:03 towards level 69.
[10/02/22 08:07:31] misha fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:40:40 from level 71.
[10/02/22 08:54:59] Paganel spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Paganel's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/02/22 09:10:18] kzootech found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:41:14 towards level 59.
[10/02/22 09:33:05] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:46:43 towards level 72.
[10/02/22 09:52:32] TauPan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:27:56 from level 61.
[10/02/22 10:13:28] sky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:45 towards level 67.
[10/02/22 10:57:16] Centrixx's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Centrixx's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/22 11:51:58] Forud was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:11 towards level 68.
[10/02/22 12:16:04] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:48:34 towards level 71.
[10/02/22 12:25:30] BUSY found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:19:15 towards level 63.
[10/02/22 13:11:06] Thorael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:23:53 towards level 70.
[10/02/22 13:36:29] tsr has dealt iiriix a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:21:42 is added to iiriix's clock.
[10/02/22 14:06:53] crank found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:47:17 towards level 71.
[10/02/22 14:39:51] HeavyPodda got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:55:40 from level 67.
[10/02/22 14:43:45] Togra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:54:01 towards level 69.
[10/02/22 14:54:02] buyoq was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:54 towards level 66.
[10/02/22 15:16:28] Sario ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:40:24 from level 58.
[10/02/22 15:19:02] talisein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:32:16 towards level 70.
[10/02/22 15:22:50] washclof bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:37:12 towards level 73.
[10/02/22 16:27:01] cornfeedhobo met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:35:21 from level 62.
[10/02/22 16:30:04] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:28 towards level 72.
[10/02/22 16:32:01] Gorek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Gorek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/22 16:37:51] allo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:17:18 towards level 71.
[10/02/22 17:22:44] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:32:23 towards level 68.
[10/02/22 17:32:07] achin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:49 towards level 55.
[10/02/22 17:46:58] eroc1990 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:31 towards level 53.
[10/02/22 17:59:30] Khorne fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:37:28 from level 71.
[10/02/22 19:19:38] MadMan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:35:11 towards level 68.
[10/02/22 21:56:46] gusto tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:28 towards level 45.
[10/02/22 22:38:04] golgy was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:59:40 from level 67.
[10/02/22 23:32:04] Bolded found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:49:59 towards level 62.
[10/03/22 00:28:04] zankore had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:32:19 towards level 62.
[10/03/22 00:37:57] Ungoliant was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:46:14 towards level 64.
[10/03/22 01:43:09] golgy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:39:05 towards level 67.
[10/03/22 03:56:11] ZOTTA's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ZOTTA's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/22 04:08:13] munkis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:07:39 towards level 64.
[10/03/22 05:22:47] womblecat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:21:09 towards level 64.
[10/03/22 06:23:08] KyloRen caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:50:48 towards level 56.
[10/03/22 06:34:37] Psilocybe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:25:51 towards level 70.
[10/03/22 06:38:34] Fehu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:36 towards level 61.
[10/03/22 06:47:24] Paganel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:11 towards level 69.
[10/03/22 07:11:29] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:11 towards level 69.
[10/03/22 08:14:03] fstrelok had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:52 towards level 56.
[10/03/22 08:15:40] Ankhers gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:08:25 towards level 66.
[10/03/22 08:20:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on RussellB's tunic! RussellB's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/22 09:02:32] Puff was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:51:02 from level 69.
[10/03/22 09:36:29] LeD gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:47:27 towards level 58.
[10/03/22 09:55:15] judahnator's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! judahnator's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/22 09:59:53] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:18:20 towards level 72.
[10/03/22 10:07:16] Cirdan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:44 from level 70.
[10/03/22 10:15:50] starlink was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:31:18 from level 66.
[10/03/22 10:38:37] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:51 towards level 71.
[10/03/22 11:02:57] zankore found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:37:12 towards level 62.
[10/03/22 11:36:56] Sokar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Sokar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/22 11:53:29] Sario got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:56 towards level 58.
[10/03/22 12:37:43] el was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:04:26 towards level 69.
[10/03/22 13:47:01] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:37 towards level 56.
[10/03/22 14:16:19] Centrixx ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:26:17 from level 71.
[10/03/22 14:18:16] Psilocybe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:00:35 towards level 70.
[10/03/22 14:55:33] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:48 towards level 72.
[10/03/22 15:29:25] ZOTTA spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ZOTTA's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/22 15:32:05] t3chn0's charm ate a bolt of lightning! t3chn0's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/22 15:58:31] achin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:42 towards level 55.
[10/03/22 16:09:15] crank was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:50:42 from level 71.
[10/03/22 17:06:50] TimWolla hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:13 towards level 72.
[10/03/22 17:10:36] Hex was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:58:12 from level 59.
[10/03/22 18:36:58] zifnab06 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:33:33 towards level 66.
[10/03/22 19:29:33] wowbagger was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:26 from level 36.
[10/03/22 19:36:32] Abe was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:43:39 from level 64.
[10/03/22 19:37:02] Pinkman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:15 towards level 65.
[10/03/22 19:43:21] xbill's charm ate a bolt of lightning! xbill's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/22 19:55:45] Alys was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:08:51 from level 59.
[10/03/22 20:42:47] Alys was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:51:31 from level 59.
[10/03/22 20:48:42] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:48:22 towards level 68.
[10/03/22 21:02:47] Nuae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:15 towards level 62.
[10/03/22 21:13:58] iiriix was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:49 towards level 67.
[10/03/22 21:15:41] Misza was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:39:55 towards level 66.
[10/03/22 21:23:57] pallas had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:29 towards level 29.
[10/03/22 22:36:22] pasquale hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:35 towards level 58.
[10/03/22 23:34:00] Kachin's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Kachin's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/22 23:40:19] Techman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:41:27 towards level 72.
[10/04/22 00:05:27] BUSY caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:57 towards level 63.
[10/04/22 00:07:58] Puff was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:37:54 from level 69.
[10/04/22 01:27:17] VonToutCourt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:51:51 towards level 69.
[10/04/22 01:54:28] eroc1990 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:28 towards level 53.
[10/04/22 04:16:09] blabber caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:48 towards level 67.
[10/04/22 04:44:20] Bolded found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:44:44 towards level 62.
[10/04/22 05:10:47] Thorael slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Thorael's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/22 05:29:42] Misza found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:44:25 towards level 66.
[10/04/22 05:42:41] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:44 towards level 68.
[10/04/22 05:50:07] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:48:10 towards level 62.
[10/04/22 05:54:10] misha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:49:28 towards level 71.
[10/04/22 06:07:31] Asara ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:57:49 from level 71.
[10/04/22 06:21:01] SirNeo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:57 towards level 49.
[10/04/22 07:11:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cfjk's tunic! cfjk's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/22 07:16:00] ZOTTA met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:07:59 from level 59.
[10/04/22 09:46:22] EddieT137 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:02 towards level 62.
[10/04/22 09:53:32] Bolded's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Bolded's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/22 10:02:26] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:00:15 towards level 62.
[10/04/22 10:30:07] Lord255 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:03:50 towards level 71.
[10/04/22 10:48:01] el was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:02:47 towards level 69.
[10/04/22 11:39:34] Reilly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:54:13 from level 61.
[10/04/22 11:58:41] gradator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:50:36 towards level 70.
[10/04/22 13:46:50] Yuhno tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:47:55 towards level 69.
[10/04/22 13:49:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Stevland's tunic! Stevland's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/22 15:36:46] MELOONi was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:42:52 from level 69.
[10/04/22 15:40:41] hugga found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:19:58 towards level 63.
[10/04/22 16:10:18] KindOne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:21:06 towards level 64.
[10/04/22 16:31:54] ephemer0l was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:57:58 towards level 62.
[10/04/22 16:45:37] Koffa burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Koffa's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/22 17:26:46] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:27 towards level 72.
[10/04/22 17:29:35] Crazycatlady tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:35 towards level 68.
[10/04/22 17:34:09] herald was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:47:57 from level 61.
[10/04/22 17:49:27] SirNeo ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:06:19 from level 50.
[10/04/22 17:51:28] Alarien was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:34:50 towards level 66.
[10/04/22 17:55:49] jayvee was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:14 towards level 69.
[10/04/22 18:39:08] Cirdan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:02 towards level 70.
[10/04/22 19:01:48] soltys ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:24:05 from level 70.
[10/04/22 20:07:56] sam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:42:58 from level 64.
[10/04/22 20:36:33] crysis tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:22:24 towards level 63.
[10/04/22 20:40:12] vegadark was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:28 from level 71.
[10/04/22 20:52:15] A_Dragon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:23 towards level 68.
[10/04/22 21:32:15] Destruia discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:31 towards level 64.
[10/04/22 22:09:31] iiriix was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:06:08 from level 67.
[10/04/22 22:22:04] Forud hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:34 towards level 68.
[10/04/22 22:26:01] Theleveler bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:07:33 towards level 72.
[10/04/22 22:29:35] Abe's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Abe's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/22 22:43:56] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:27 towards level 64.
[10/04/22 23:40:34] Techman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:37:22 towards level 72.
[10/05/22 01:03:56] KyloRen got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:34:36 towards level 56.
[10/05/22 01:19:32] bsleep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:57:59 towards level 66.
[10/05/22 01:33:05] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:08:17 towards level 69.
[10/05/22 01:41:15] BastelBot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:43:23 towards level 69.
[10/05/22 02:05:05] jayvee discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:44 towards level 69.
[10/05/22 02:36:14] Thorael slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Thorael's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/05/22 03:19:11] launchd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:22 towards level 52.
[10/05/22 03:27:27] idlegood hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:25 towards level 60.
[10/05/22 03:48:03] TauPan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:26:04 from level 61.
[10/05/22 04:16:46] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:17 towards level 67.
[10/05/22 04:27:00] _sh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:29:15 towards level 70.
[10/05/22 04:51:50] heisenbug slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! heisenbug's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/05/22 05:08:34] pallas found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:38 towards level 32.
[10/05/22 05:47:48] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:36:22 towards level 60.
[10/05/22 06:29:53] Minus ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:04 from level 56.
[10/05/22 06:55:26] Russell was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:11:07 towards level 65.
[10/05/22 07:43:38] spex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:06:41 towards level 68.
[10/05/22 08:10:41] crank was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:33:40 from level 71.
[10/05/22 08:38:54] tsr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:09:22 towards level 66.
[10/05/22 08:56:39] style had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:24 towards level 64.
[10/05/22 09:21:50] spex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:04:49 towards level 68.
[10/05/22 09:23:26] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:00:34 towards level 68.
[10/05/22 09:57:24] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:49:18 towards level 70.
[10/05/22 10:57:01] _sh ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:08:52 from level 70.
[10/05/22 12:50:37] hdm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:36 towards level 73.
[10/05/22 13:25:42] CrashOverride was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:54:23 from level 71.
[10/05/22 13:35:35] TimWolla hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:38 towards level 72.
[10/05/22 13:59:41] Centrixx reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Centrixx's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/22 14:16:23] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:20 towards level 67.
[10/05/22 14:17:51] brycec gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:16:41 towards level 64.
[10/05/22 14:31:32] aqsd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:51:22 towards level 68.
[10/05/22 14:43:26] TimeWarp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:49 towards level 55.
[10/05/22 16:39:57] Destruia reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Destruia's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/22 17:02:01] zifnab06 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:09:43 from level 66.
[10/05/22 18:56:54] HeavyPodda gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:51:59 towards level 67.
[10/05/22 19:16:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bg's tunic! bg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/22 19:17:58] SuzakuMedli found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:50 towards level 51.
[10/05/22 20:16:20] nowz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:02 towards level 27.
[10/05/22 20:19:17] V had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:36:13 towards level 70.
[10/05/22 20:30:53] Kritzefitz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:04 towards level 67.
[10/05/22 21:23:46] Stevland gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:58:00 towards level 66.
[10/05/22 22:28:56] achin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:40:07 towards level 56.
[10/05/22 23:00:18] _sh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:47:36 towards level 70.
[10/05/22 23:16:27] eising was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:22:00 towards level 71.
[10/05/22 23:26:08] ToHellWithGA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:43:13 towards level 71.
[10/06/22 00:43:10] LeD's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! LeD's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/06/22 00:49:20] The local wizard imbued Kachin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kachin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/22 00:51:59] bsleep slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bsleep's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/06/22 01:22:59] Feltharell reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Feltharell's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/22 01:32:34] gegenschein fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:42:31 from level 66.
[10/06/22 01:54:47] Feltharell found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:04:24 towards level 65.
[10/06/22 04:06:10] binaryhermit was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:23 from level 38.
[10/06/22 04:45:39] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:36:34 towards level 70.
[10/06/22 04:51:46] hugga hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:51 towards level 63.
[10/06/22 05:00:28] DownAndUp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:39:42 from level 60.
[10/06/22 05:52:32] gegenschein was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:12:30 towards level 66.
[10/06/22 06:07:23] Fehu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:52:11 from level 61.
[10/06/22 07:39:35] contyk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:06:29 towards level 53.
[10/06/22 08:06:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CornFly's tunic! CornFly's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/22 08:20:44] kenyon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:33:55 from level 70.
[10/06/22 08:35:08] MadMan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MadMan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/22 09:54:40] nawcom bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:30:30 towards level 63.
[10/06/22 09:59:38] pyre burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pyre's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/06/22 10:41:59] Algernon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:28:08 towards level 67.
[10/06/22 10:44:50] JamCow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:47 towards level 67.
[10/06/22 11:53:04] SuzakuMedli fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:05:28 from level 52.
[10/06/22 12:30:51] Finley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:33 towards level 57.
[10/06/22 12:58:43] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:59:03 towards level 66.
[10/06/22 14:33:21] Minus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:59 towards level 56.
[10/06/22 14:57:13] Pinkman has dealt vegadark a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:34:37 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/06/22 15:37:37] signofzeta has dealt ChowderKeg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:39:17 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[10/06/22 16:37:11] golgy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:11 towards level 67.
[10/06/22 16:57:13] io was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:39 towards level 72.
[10/06/22 19:38:13] bsleep was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:59:55 towards level 66.
[10/06/22 19:52:10] Wam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:53:58 towards level 63.
[10/06/22 20:25:23] adamus1red tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:09 towards level 68.
[10/06/22 21:14:37] idlegood was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:34:28 towards level 60.
[10/06/22 22:05:14] slim slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! slim's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/06/22 22:59:20] zankore had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:48:16 towards level 62.
[10/06/22 23:45:14] Algernon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:48:52 towards level 67.
[10/07/22 00:08:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on GilbertErik's tunic! GilbertErik's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/22 00:30:55] judahnator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:57 towards level 55.
[10/07/22 00:50:59] shikhin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:38:17 towards level 70.
[10/07/22 01:05:53] CompanionCube was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:41:05 from level 71.
[10/07/22 01:20:50] kzootech discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:22 towards level 59.
[10/07/22 02:06:20] gildarts was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:28:22 from level 66.
[10/07/22 02:43:31] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:48 towards level 62.
[10/07/22 02:54:06] LeD bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:57:58 towards level 58.
[10/07/22 03:08:22] Bolded bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:39:31 towards level 62.
[10/07/22 03:20:46] gusto caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:38 towards level 46.
[10/07/22 03:42:14] V had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:56:37 towards level 70.
[10/07/22 03:59:14] n0ssh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:49 towards level 46.
[10/07/22 04:25:38] noex has dealt SSLbits a Critical Strike! 2 days, 22:14:01 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[10/07/22 05:27:28] MadMan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:30 towards level 68.
[10/07/22 07:08:59] Tangles was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:11 towards level 66.
[10/07/22 07:32:28] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:16 towards level 72.
[10/07/22 07:34:17] A_Dragon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:28 towards level 68.
[10/07/22 07:38:27] pants was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:06:21 towards level 69.
[10/07/22 08:05:54] idlegood was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:36:45 from level 60.
[10/07/22 08:24:56] EddieT137's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! EddieT137's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/22 08:31:54] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:33:33 towards level 69.
[10/07/22 09:17:57] sky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:45 towards level 67.
[10/07/22 10:38:11] Jens ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:16:47 from level 65.
[10/07/22 10:39:21] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:24 towards level 71.
[10/07/22 10:47:34] Covid-19 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:14 towards level 67.
[10/07/22 11:10:48] caeli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:25:51 towards level 71.
[10/07/22 11:14:10] misha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:31:39 towards level 71.
[10/07/22 11:48:08] zankore found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:21 towards level 62.
[10/07/22 12:48:21] bobvador caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:55 towards level 68.
[10/07/22 12:54:58] gildarts was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:42:21 towards level 66.
[10/07/22 13:20:42] ahmubashshir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:45 towards level 58.
[10/07/22 13:54:23] Destruia tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:41:11 towards level 65.
[10/07/22 14:02:14] RussellB has dealt damyan a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:19:57 is added to damyan's clock.
[10/07/22 14:04:50] Algernon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:46:54 towards level 67.
[10/07/22 14:11:55] Centrixx ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:01:33 from level 71.
[10/07/22 14:21:07] Feras gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:29 towards level 45.
[10/07/22 15:32:03] Kurenai's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Kurenai's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/07/22 15:32:27] Centrixx ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:01:15 from level 71.
[10/07/22 16:01:45] Puff's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Puff's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/07/22 16:25:20] JamCow's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! JamCow's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/22 16:54:09] Ferris had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:30:54 towards level 60.
[10/07/22 16:55:45] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:51:22 towards level 72.
[10/07/22 17:33:20] bananaboat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:57 towards level 69.
[10/07/22 18:04:53] achin's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! achin's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/07/22 18:28:37] bookworm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:04:18 towards level 66.
[10/07/22 19:13:49] soltys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:26:57 towards level 70.
[10/07/22 19:30:02] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:22 towards level 58.
[10/07/22 20:59:30] Aelane was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:49:20 towards level 61.
[10/07/22 21:17:44] n0ssh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! n0ssh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/07/22 21:32:49] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:23:50 towards level 69.
[10/07/22 21:33:16] kptr was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:54:27 from level 69.
[10/07/22 21:45:13] The local wizard imbued tsr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tsr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/22 21:52:41] aqsd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:18:17 towards level 68.
[10/07/22 21:54:33] anarcat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:21:43 from level 73.
[10/07/22 23:32:27] io bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:20 towards level 72.
[10/07/22 23:36:46] EddieT137 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:58:40 from level 62.
[10/08/22 00:27:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on mordac's tunic! mordac's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/22 00:56:54] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:16:07 towards level 71.
[10/08/22 00:57:42] zankore was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:37:13 from level 62.
[10/08/22 01:23:28] HeavyPodda was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:51:55 from level 67.
[10/08/22 01:39:07] Chuck found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:54 towards level 67.
[10/08/22 01:51:15] Sokar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:13:05 towards level 68.
[10/08/22 02:03:51] ChowderKeg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:47:39 from level 71.
[10/08/22 05:08:54] Misza was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:34 towards level 66.
[10/08/22 05:36:32] VonToutCourt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:38 towards level 69.
[10/08/22 06:21:28] zbe's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! zbe's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/08/22 06:40:11] Faradome was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:04:27 towards level 58.
[10/08/22 07:18:39] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:48 towards level 72.
[10/08/22 07:33:45] crysis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:01:44 towards level 63.
[10/08/22 07:59:29] adamus1red's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! adamus1red's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/08/22 08:06:10] style has dealt Alarien a Critical Strike! 3 days, 21:05:02 is added to Alarien's clock.
[10/08/22 08:51:11] The local wizard imbued TauPan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TauPan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/22 09:00:43] gildarts's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gildarts's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/22 09:04:29] TheSilentLink ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:21:35 from level 64.
[10/08/22 09:30:07] bookworm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:44:25 from level 66.
[10/08/22 09:48:29] Arch ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:40:02 from level 65.
[10/08/22 11:11:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on blabber's tunic! blabber's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/22 11:42:31] MadMan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:52 towards level 68.
[10/08/22 12:29:31] iiriix walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:56:28 from level 68.
[10/08/22 13:19:39] KyloRen found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:13:10 towards level 56.
[10/08/22 13:35:12] damyan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:30:16 towards level 66.
[10/08/22 13:45:17] TimeWarp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:03 towards level 56.
[10/08/22 13:49:39] crysis was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:09:59 towards level 63.
[10/08/22 14:15:30] Covid-19 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:04:20 from level 67.
[10/08/22 14:37:17] Aelane found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:23:45 towards level 61.
[10/08/22 14:50:11] Aksej fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:31:07 from level 65.
[10/08/22 15:23:14] Notir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:01:42 towards level 63.
[10/08/22 15:43:39] gradator reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gradator's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/22 17:01:50] CodeGeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:14 towards level 68.
[10/08/22 17:38:19] Yuhno found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:44:35 towards level 69.
[10/08/22 18:17:19] Gorek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Gorek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/08/22 19:03:45] megubyte discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:33:03 towards level 64.
[10/08/22 19:07:58] d4n13L had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:18:15 towards level 70.
[10/08/22 19:08:22] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:04:14 towards level 67.
[10/08/22 19:15:26] sbp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:48:51 from level 58.
[10/08/22 19:18:36] Ungoliant was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:35 towards level 64.
[10/08/22 19:32:36] Sombra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:02:07 from level 72.
[10/08/22 20:31:04] aqsd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:01:50 towards level 68.
[10/08/22 20:44:04] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:23:13 from level 71.
[10/08/22 21:37:12] yano's charm ate a bolt of lightning! yano's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/22 21:41:06] The local wizard imbued Silvanus_Betrium's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Silvanus_Betrium's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/22 22:31:01] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:44:06 towards level 67.
[10/08/22 22:55:37] binaryhermit was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:05 from level 39.
[10/08/22 23:54:48] Feltharell hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:05:39 towards level 65.
[10/09/22 00:12:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Psilocybe's tunic! Psilocybe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/22 00:57:41] Merluzo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:21 towards level 44.
[10/09/22 03:32:07] pfoley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:36:24 from level 67.
[10/09/22 03:51:56] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:06:10 towards level 58.
[10/09/22 04:00:07] DownAndUp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:20:19 towards level 60.
[10/09/22 05:22:05] binaryhermit discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:32 towards level 39.
[10/09/22 06:06:02] mordac gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:31 towards level 69.
[10/09/22 06:40:12] RussellB ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:52:11 from level 69.
[10/09/22 07:08:54] TauPan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:45:49 towards level 61.
[10/09/22 07:34:17] spex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:06 towards level 68.
[10/09/22 07:50:38] Tabmow ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:49:33 from level 59.
[10/09/22 07:52:29] freeboson's charm ate a bolt of lightning! freeboson's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/22 08:46:07] Cockatrice was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:34 towards level 58.
[10/09/22 08:46:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Zaratustra's tunic! Zaratustra's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/22 10:08:10] Kronan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:30:14 from level 58.
[10/09/22 10:16:59] V was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:47:59 from level 70.
[10/09/22 10:37:03] Omega was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:24:26 towards level 64.
[10/09/22 10:37:27] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:02 towards level 68.
[10/09/22 10:56:44] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:10 towards level 69.
[10/09/22 11:03:15] tmberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:29 towards level 67.
[10/09/22 12:02:15] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:48 towards level 68.
[10/09/22 12:07:24] Centrixx found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:54:56 towards level 71.
[10/09/22 12:09:31] aqsd slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! aqsd's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/09/22 12:36:40] kinus was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:55:22 from level 63.
[10/09/22 14:05:08] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:46:47 towards level 68.
[10/09/22 15:03:23] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:06:14 towards level 71.
[10/09/22 15:25:12] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:52:45 towards level 67.
[10/09/22 16:31:58] Covid-19 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:03:49 towards level 67.
[10/09/22 16:39:21] Sokar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:58 towards level 68.
[10/09/22 16:45:28] Kurenai ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:03:36 from level 56.
[10/09/22 17:36:53] Puff bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:49:00 towards level 69.
[10/09/22 18:48:39] Abe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:49:32 towards level 65.
[10/09/22 19:00:35] StalkR spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! StalkR's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/09/22 19:52:34] d4n13L hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:03:36 towards level 70.
[10/09/22 20:42:41] pasquale fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:30:11 from level 59.
[10/09/22 21:10:56] Finley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:39 towards level 57.
[10/09/22 21:19:03] bg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:02 towards level 70.
[10/09/22 21:24:16] sbp met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:12 from level 58.
[10/09/22 22:07:07] Ferris got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:49 towards level 60.
[10/09/22 22:28:17] Paganel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:44 from level 69.
[10/09/22 22:39:34] iiriix got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:56:05 towards level 68.
[10/09/22 22:51:16] dyvonna walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:24:23 from level 61.
[10/10/22 00:44:26] Geoff's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Geoff's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/10/22 01:26:51] zankore's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zankore's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/22 03:40:09] talisein burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! talisein's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/10/22 03:57:09] RussellB has dealt bookworm a Critical Strike! 6 days, 05:41:08 is added to bookworm's clock.
[10/10/22 04:28:09] <rainchick>'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! <rainchick>'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/22 04:31:16] herald ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:43:26 from level 61.
[10/10/22 05:19:32] A_Dragon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:24:46 towards level 69.
[10/10/22 05:23:33] bookworm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:18:00 from level 66.
[10/10/22 05:41:54] _sh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:35:15 towards level 70.
[10/10/22 05:59:25] The local wizard imbued LeD's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! LeD's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/22 06:04:17] Kritzefitz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:14:18 towards level 68.
[10/10/22 06:05:26] buyoq was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:25:35 towards level 67.
[10/10/22 06:25:49] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:39 towards level 58.
[10/10/22 06:31:50] eising was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:37:58 from level 71.
[10/10/22 06:48:24] cornfeedhobo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:27 towards level 62.
[10/10/22 07:32:09] Tangles tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:44 towards level 66.
[10/10/22 07:35:51] The local wizard imbued d4n13L's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! d4n13L's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/22 08:48:41] kinus ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:11:39 from level 63.
[10/10/22 09:55:17] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:32 towards level 68.
[10/10/22 10:43:37] Ferris has dealt hax404 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:28:16 is added to hax404's clock.
[10/10/22 12:08:16] Sokar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:49:08 towards level 68.
[10/10/22 12:48:42] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:33:34 towards level 63.
[10/10/22 13:11:35] The local wizard imbued io's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! io's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/22 13:36:28] Tangles reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tangles's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/22 13:55:20] MadMan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:49 towards level 68.
[10/10/22 14:54:01] Kachin has dealt Russell a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:35:39 is added to Russell's clock.
[10/10/22 15:17:48] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:36:22 towards level 68.
[10/10/22 15:26:41] jaxson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:32:08 from level 67.
[10/10/22 16:08:41] el got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:48:06 towards level 69.
[10/10/22 16:16:10] The local wizard imbued Affliction's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Affliction's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/22 16:48:53] Theleveler was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:24 towards level 72.
[10/10/22 16:59:09] golgy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:31 towards level 67.
[10/10/22 17:42:34] Tabmow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:27 towards level 59.
[10/10/22 18:32:33] aqsd was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:14:36 from level 68.
[10/10/22 19:53:23] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:28:07 towards level 56.
[10/10/22 20:31:46] wowbagger discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:25 towards level 40.
[10/10/22 21:19:32] Wolf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:40:26 towards level 71.
[10/10/22 22:14:23] eising found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:00 towards level 71.
[10/10/22 22:23:49] fstrelok's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! fstrelok's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/22 22:51:07] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:54 towards level 58.
[10/10/22 22:54:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bg's tunic! bg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/22 22:59:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on heisenbug's tunic! heisenbug's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/22 23:26:56] tmberg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:19:18 from level 67.
[10/11/22 00:55:12] pallas was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:30 towards level 33.
[10/11/22 01:24:00] Tangles found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:08 towards level 66.
[10/11/22 01:30:28] SSLbits ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:19:52 from level 60.
[10/11/22 01:34:59] VonToutCourt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:23 towards level 69.
[10/11/22 01:43:37] pfoley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:32:50 towards level 67.
[10/11/22 02:36:27] megubyte caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:57:39 towards level 64.
[10/11/22 02:40:51] Lnk met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:07:46 from level 72.
[10/11/22 02:58:03] pants had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:47:10 towards level 69.
[10/11/22 03:06:14] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:57:23 towards level 67.
[10/11/22 03:18:32] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:11 towards level 68.
[10/11/22 03:33:17] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:41 towards level 67.
[10/11/22 03:33:29] V found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:14:30 towards level 70.
[10/11/22 03:45:16] ToHellWithGA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:47:12 towards level 71.
[10/11/22 04:11:54] iiriix caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:13 towards level 68.
[10/11/22 04:21:14] sky ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:35:56 from level 68.
[10/11/22 04:47:01] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:12:08 towards level 64.
[10/11/22 04:50:47] Hex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:13:10 towards level 59.
[10/11/22 04:54:02] Sokar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:16 towards level 68.
[10/11/22 05:27:27] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:39:03 towards level 67.
[10/11/22 05:41:45] zankore had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:57:56 towards level 62.
[10/11/22 06:22:00] pfoley was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:06:38 from level 67.
[10/11/22 06:31:56] bobvador was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:39:18 towards level 69.
[10/11/22 06:51:49] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:15 towards level 65.
[10/11/22 07:07:58] Fenrik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:58:24 towards level 69.
[10/11/22 07:08:52] Thorael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:49:49 towards level 70.
[10/11/22 07:54:01] Forud was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:46:01 towards level 69.
[10/11/22 08:00:17] "\@_ was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:40:46 from level 68.
[10/11/22 08:58:21] binaryhermit's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! binaryhermit's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/22 09:01:22] pasquale gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:42:26 towards level 59.
[10/11/22 09:01:52] Cirdan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:03:12 from level 71.
[10/11/22 09:14:33] Covid-19 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:24 towards level 67.
[10/11/22 09:20:50] MetaNova discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:15 towards level 70.
[10/11/22 10:11:40] Kurenai tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:09 towards level 56.
[10/11/22 10:24:34] Fenrik walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:15:35 from level 69.
[10/11/22 10:45:26] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:27 towards level 73.
[10/11/22 10:50:55] Jens's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Jens's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/22 11:36:40] nyuszika7h got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:25:46 towards level 70.
[10/11/22 11:36:43] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:05:56 towards level 68.
[10/11/22 11:41:59] buzel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:08:25 towards level 71.
[10/11/22 11:44:32] Paganel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:49:49 towards level 70.
[10/11/22 11:58:44] Bolded gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:09:55 towards level 62.
[10/11/22 12:31:42] Wam was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:54:09 from level 63.
[10/11/22 13:27:35] nyuszika7h was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:00:36 from level 70.
[10/11/22 13:40:56] pfoley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:08:10 towards level 67.
[10/11/22 13:45:10] kinus was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:16:05 from level 63.
[10/11/22 14:01:19] Paganel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:05:18 towards level 70.
[10/11/22 15:30:57] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:29 towards level 69.
[10/11/22 15:35:36] achin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:13:52 from level 56.
[10/11/22 15:41:53] Paganel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:24:37 towards level 70.
[10/11/22 15:49:12] kinus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:08:44 towards level 63.
[10/11/22 15:59:30] Yarosh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:20:04 from level 69.
[10/11/22 16:12:32] jacquesssss was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:44 from level 27.
[10/11/22 16:23:56] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:05 towards level 68.
[10/11/22 16:35:04] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:50:12 towards level 69.
[10/11/22 16:50:28] TheSilentLink spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! TheSilentLink's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/11/22 17:19:44] tomhek slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! tomhek's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/11/22 17:52:17] mordac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:17:37 towards level 70.
[10/11/22 19:28:20] elf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 05:48:50 from level 71.
[10/11/22 19:40:55] pyre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:16:49 towards level 71.
[10/11/22 19:49:07] judahnator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:43 towards level 56.
[10/11/22 21:47:52] pyre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:30:13 towards level 71.
[10/11/22 22:03:02] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:44 towards level 68.
[10/11/22 22:14:10] Aksej was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:42 towards level 65.
[10/11/22 23:01:01] Russell had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:01:49 towards level 65.
[10/11/22 23:17:35] thornrag had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:59:30 towards level 69.
[10/11/22 23:53:39] Centrixx found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:28:59 towards level 71.
[10/12/22 00:11:45] Centrixx had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:45 towards level 71.
[10/12/22 00:54:03] Pinkman was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:33:56 from level 66.
[10/12/22 00:55:21] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:53:29 towards level 73.
[10/12/22 01:22:41] Platonides ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:11:42 from level 63.
[10/12/22 01:58:19] Tabmow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tabmow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/22 03:23:09] washclof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:57:49 towards level 73.
[10/12/22 03:28:19] crank was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:15 towards level 71.
[10/12/22 03:30:43] misha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:29 towards level 71.
[10/12/22 03:53:05] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:56 towards level 70.
[10/12/22 04:14:58] SuzakuMedli was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:58:23 towards level 52.
[10/12/22 04:36:17] Feras has dealt ZOTTA a Critical Strike! 8 days, 12:01:25 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[10/12/22 05:10:50] Wolf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:12 towards level 71.
[10/12/22 05:45:14] golgy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:51:31 towards level 68.
[10/12/22 06:15:47] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:34 towards level 60.
[10/12/22 06:56:19] A_Dragon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:58:21 towards level 69.
[10/12/22 07:03:09] ChowderKeg's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ChowderKeg's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/22 07:18:46] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:11:58 towards level 65.
[10/12/22 08:06:41] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:49:29 towards level 70.
[10/12/22 08:07:50] Algernon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:36:31 towards level 67.
[10/12/22 08:39:21] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:14 towards level 68.
[10/12/22 08:42:03] MetaNova got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:54:28 from level 70.
[10/12/22 09:14:43] Togra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:42:12 towards level 69.
[10/12/22 09:50:39] hdm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:00 towards level 73.
[10/12/22 09:59:47] yNos was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:55:21 from level 63.
[10/12/22 10:06:52] io caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:44:28 towards level 73.
[10/12/22 10:46:14] cadfael got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:38:53 from level 64.
[10/12/22 11:06:19] enteral ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:33:39 from level 57.
[10/12/22 11:35:55] hdm has dealt cadfael a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:43:13 is added to cadfael's clock.
[10/12/22 12:15:18] SSLbits slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! SSLbits's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/22 12:33:18] The local wizard imbued Kronan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kronan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/22 13:02:54] pfoley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:16:03 towards level 67.
[10/12/22 13:13:41] A_Dragon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:40:21 towards level 69.
[10/12/22 13:19:33] Arch discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:26 towards level 65.
[10/12/22 14:12:03] Lenny_ ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:40:35 from level 60.
[10/12/22 15:34:08] anarcat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:20:38 towards level 73.
[10/12/22 15:46:38] Thorael reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Thorael's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/22 15:53:40] Aksej was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:41 towards level 65.
[10/12/22 16:57:15] Aelane has dealt Jens a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:01:10 is added to Jens's clock.
[10/12/22 17:49:17] wowbagger caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:30 towards level 41.
[10/12/22 19:14:37] sbp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:57 towards level 58.
[10/12/22 19:41:46] ukleinek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:54:14 from level 66.
[10/12/22 20:33:09] n0ssh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:28 towards level 47.
[10/12/22 22:13:05] muirrum found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:31 towards level 53.
[10/12/22 23:22:46] Forud got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:52:30 from level 69.
[10/12/22 23:26:29] Ankhers was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:53:00 from level 66.
[10/13/22 00:06:58] elf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:25:56 towards level 71.
[10/13/22 00:12:41] Jens's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Jens's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/13/22 00:13:02] Paganel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:20:52 from level 70.
[10/13/22 00:37:16] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:29:55 towards level 67.
[10/13/22 00:45:26] StalkR got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:52:23 towards level 67.
[10/13/22 00:47:03] spex has dealt MadMan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:04:38 is added to MadMan's clock.
[10/13/22 00:57:21] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:06:28 towards level 68.
[10/13/22 01:17:29] bobvador was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:21:29 from level 69.
[10/13/22 01:31:20] BenDover ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:31:24 from level 45.
[10/13/22 02:12:49] Minus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:33 towards level 57.
[10/13/22 03:02:42] yNos was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:26:26 from level 63.
[10/13/22 03:44:01] The local wizard imbued dwfreed's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dwfreed's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/13/22 04:21:33] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:54:03 towards level 66.
[10/13/22 04:34:36] Notir was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:04:30 from level 63.
[10/13/22 06:11:56] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:47:18 towards level 73.
[10/13/22 06:13:57] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:33 towards level 68.
[10/13/22 06:33:28] vegadark had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:44:44 towards level 72.
[10/13/22 07:35:51] Ungoliant got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:48 towards level 64.
[10/13/22 08:15:20] gildarts was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:31:07 from level 66.
[10/13/22 08:28:42] HellSpawn reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! HellSpawn's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/13/22 08:32:07] HeavyPodda was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:27:50 towards level 67.
[10/13/22 09:04:41] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:57:45 towards level 59.
[10/13/22 09:33:03] ephemer0l was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:15:11 towards level 62.
[10/13/22 10:09:59] anarcat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:01:32 from level 73.
[10/13/22 10:57:33] freeboson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:17:30 towards level 69.
[10/13/22 11:11:24] V got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:28 towards level 70.
[10/13/22 11:44:11] Fehu was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:57:42 from level 62.
[10/13/22 12:43:44] gegenschein met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:25:15 from level 66.
[10/13/22 15:40:51] Omega was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:07:31 towards level 64.
[10/13/22 16:02:02] StalkR gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:04:36 towards level 67.
[10/13/22 16:56:05] Psilocybe was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:34:28 from level 70.
[10/13/22 18:43:11] crank was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:05:51 from level 72.
[10/13/22 19:24:29] Bolded caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:20 towards level 62.
[10/13/22 19:33:26] The local wizard imbued nowz's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! nowz's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/13/22 20:02:14] Lenny_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:58:52 towards level 60.
[10/13/22 20:41:58] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:52:11 towards level 68.
[10/13/22 20:46:52] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:18:13 towards level 69.
[10/13/22 21:15:16] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:45:27 towards level 72.
[10/13/22 21:50:50] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:14 towards level 57.
[10/13/22 21:55:36] Lenny_ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:38 towards level 60.
[10/13/22 22:10:17] TimWolla found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:47:25 towards level 73.
[10/13/22 22:36:40] blabber had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:14:19 towards level 68.
[10/13/22 22:54:40] yNos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:59:32 towards level 63.
[10/13/22 23:35:08] spex has dealt BastelBot a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:07:57 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[10/14/22 00:09:18] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:59:28 towards level 66.
[10/14/22 00:45:48] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:02:34 towards level 71.
[10/14/22 00:54:32] el bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:34:01 towards level 69.
[10/14/22 01:00:21] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:13:06 towards level 67.
[10/14/22 01:35:57] sbp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:06 from level 58.
[10/14/22 01:38:19] contyk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:15 from level 53.
[10/14/22 02:17:06] ChowderKeg's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ChowderKeg's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/22 02:48:09] Faradome was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:07:30 from level 58.
[10/14/22 03:10:56] Centrixx had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:23:35 towards level 71.
[10/14/22 03:35:55] LeD has dealt Aksej a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:11:08 is added to Aksej's clock.
[10/14/22 04:16:24] idleneutral reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idleneutral's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/22 04:46:08] TimWolla hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:46:51 towards level 73.
[10/14/22 04:56:05] kzootech's charm ate a bolt of lightning! kzootech's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/22 05:11:55] zankore hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:17 towards level 62.
[10/14/22 05:53:41] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:06:07 towards level 69.
[10/14/22 06:00:48] Techman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:23:01 from level 72.
[10/14/22 06:40:36] BenDover hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:33 towards level 45.
[10/14/22 06:45:16] Ungoliant had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:31 towards level 64.
[10/14/22 07:48:35] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:33 towards level 64.
[10/14/22 09:00:02] TauPan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:58:39 from level 61.
[10/14/22 09:46:23] el hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:56:48 towards level 69.
[10/14/22 10:20:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on binaryhermit's tunic! binaryhermit's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/22 10:25:59] Feras was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:19:42 from level 46.
[10/14/22 10:28:20] io hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:38:17 towards level 73.
[10/14/22 10:39:55] Russell discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:34:45 towards level 65.
[10/14/22 10:43:44] Paganel ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:31:36 from level 70.
[10/14/22 11:37:16] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:39:18 towards level 72.
[10/14/22 11:52:10] Wam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:34:59 towards level 63.
[10/14/22 13:13:50] Ankhers ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:35:21 from level 66.
[10/14/22 13:49:39] nowz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:28 towards level 38.
[10/14/22 14:45:45] Covid-19 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:39 towards level 67.
[10/14/22 15:10:48] gildarts was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:04:41 towards level 66.
[10/14/22 15:13:40] Alarien had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:51:05 towards level 66.
[10/14/22 16:10:06] dyvonna fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:15:13 from level 61.
[10/14/22 16:11:51] JamCow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:39:02 towards level 68.
[10/14/22 16:42:18] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:14 towards level 64.
[10/14/22 16:49:41] Pinkman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:06:58 towards level 66.
[10/14/22 17:28:41] StalkR was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:41:41 from level 67.
[10/14/22 18:19:24] Kurenai bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:25 towards level 57.
[10/14/22 18:21:52] tswsl fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:58:23 from level 71.
[10/14/22 18:37:37] sc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:59:31 towards level 73.
[10/14/22 19:00:03] gradator burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! gradator's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/14/22 19:29:37] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:53:49 towards level 70.
[10/14/22 20:18:59] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:15:17 towards level 70.
[10/14/22 21:07:36] unicron fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:00 from level 62.
[10/14/22 21:56:31] Psilocybe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:56 towards level 70.
[10/14/22 22:20:58] mordac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:19:22 towards level 70.
[10/14/22 22:44:38] Zaratustra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:53:51 from level 63.
[10/14/22 23:09:16] yano found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:55 towards level 68.
[10/15/22 00:16:21] Kronan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:55 towards level 58.
[10/15/22 00:18:03] iiriix was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:26:05 from level 68.
[10/15/22 00:32:27] Sokar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:24 towards level 68.
[10/15/22 00:33:42] Wam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:39:36 towards level 63.
[10/15/22 00:59:08] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:13 towards level 70.
[10/15/22 01:37:35] gusto caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:10 towards level 48.
[10/15/22 02:28:46] bsleep ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:22:53 from level 66.
[10/15/22 02:40:06] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:37:02 towards level 72.
[10/15/22 02:59:58] crank ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:06:20 from level 72.
[10/15/22 03:19:45] Ankhers burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Ankhers's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/15/22 03:44:57] nya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:25:58 towards level 68.
[10/15/22 04:13:14] jayvee hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:27:40 towards level 70.
[10/15/22 04:20:43] rawgreaze got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:29:09 towards level 62.
[10/15/22 04:21:28] RussellB was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:46:57 from level 69.
[10/15/22 04:25:38] Lord255 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:41:43 towards level 71.
[10/15/22 04:28:59] sky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:39:19 towards level 68.
[10/15/22 04:41:02] zankore discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:00 towards level 62.
[10/15/22 04:56:35] Centrixx was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:04 towards level 71.
[10/15/22 04:58:29] rawgreaze got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:47:29 towards level 62.
[10/15/22 05:34:42] buyoq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:42:18 towards level 67.
[10/15/22 05:46:30] launchd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:04 towards level 53.
[10/15/22 06:25:29] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:44:03 towards level 71.
[10/15/22 07:28:01] KyloRen's charm ate a bolt of lightning! KyloRen's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/22 07:39:48] The local wizard imbued xbill's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! xbill's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/22 08:10:19] SirBummelz was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:05:02 from level 63.
[10/15/22 08:28:22] nya's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nya's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/22 08:57:04] tomhek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:41:04 from level 69.
[10/15/22 09:23:28] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Aelane's tunic! Aelane's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/22 09:39:20] idleevil's charm ate a bolt of lightning! idleevil's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/22 10:00:05] Sombra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:25:33 towards level 72.
[10/15/22 10:10:29] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:13 towards level 66.
[10/15/22 11:24:28] Chuck got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:15:23 towards level 68.
[10/15/22 12:19:24] Platonides's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Platonides's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/22 12:19:57] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:06:00 towards level 69.
[10/15/22 13:21:52] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:31 towards level 68.
[10/15/22 14:25:02] n0ssh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:30 towards level 47.
[10/15/22 14:38:28] CrashOverride was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:32:21 towards level 71.
[10/15/22 15:02:09] Fehu has dealt Cirdan a Critical Strike! 3 days, 20:23:04 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[10/15/22 15:27:38] The local wizard imbued Algernon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Algernon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/22 15:34:45] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:48:21 towards level 66.
[10/15/22 15:39:16] Sario was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:44:12 from level 59.
[10/15/22 16:34:15] anarcat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:00:39 from level 73.
[10/15/22 16:51:05] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:49:33 towards level 59.
[10/15/22 17:39:46] Kronan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:44:56 towards level 58.
[10/15/22 17:43:52] Psilocybe has dealt sc a Critical Strike! 9 days, 17:12:59 is added to sc's clock.
[10/15/22 17:44:47] blabber fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:03:07 from level 68.
[10/15/22 18:22:46] Wolf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:55 towards level 71.
[10/15/22 18:25:56] simple was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:06:51 from level 70.
[10/15/22 19:41:18] MELOONi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:07 towards level 69.
[10/15/22 19:48:26] pasquale tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:10:40 towards level 59.
[10/15/22 19:54:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on starlink's tunic! starlink's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/22 19:54:51] damyan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! damyan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/22 20:31:56] pasquale was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:36:07 from level 59.
[10/15/22 20:37:06] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:43:31 towards level 69.
[10/15/22 22:48:11] _sh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! _sh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/22 23:07:26] Puff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:03 towards level 69.
[10/15/22 23:27:16] ukleinek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:27:01 from level 66.
[10/15/22 23:31:43] Ankhers fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:30:27 from level 66.
[10/15/22 23:39:13] shikhin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:55 towards level 70.
[10/15/22 23:59:02] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:02:48 towards level 73.
[10/16/22 00:40:38] dyvonna was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:27:21 from level 61.
[10/16/22 00:48:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ephemer0l's tunic! ephemer0l's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/22 00:55:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Techman's tunic! Techman's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/22 01:06:52] crysis has dealt kzootech a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:34:56 is added to kzootech's clock.
[10/16/22 01:50:01] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:58:05 towards level 73.
[10/16/22 01:55:59] ChowderKeg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:52:45 from level 71.
[10/16/22 02:00:09] solarsparq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:42 towards level 56.
[10/16/22 02:10:18] Notir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:36:45 towards level 63.
[10/16/22 02:18:46] Aelane ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:13:34 from level 61.
[10/16/22 02:22:35] t3chn0 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:59:51 from level 68.
[10/16/22 02:23:59] caeli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:54 towards level 71.
[10/16/22 02:49:50] Minus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:54 towards level 57.
[10/16/22 02:56:39] "\@_ was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:17:25 from level 68.
[10/16/22 03:10:42] bookworm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:06:55 from level 66.
[10/16/22 03:25:15] elf has dealt tswsl a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:20:04 is added to tswsl's clock.
[10/16/22 03:27:52] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:57:42 towards level 69.
[10/16/22 03:43:22] DrinkyBird was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:57:00 from level 69.
[10/16/22 05:00:07] idleevil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:28 towards level 58.
[10/16/22 05:43:31] Sokar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:27 towards level 68.
[10/16/22 06:16:07] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:45 towards level 69.
[10/16/22 06:39:30] canton7 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:44:24 from level 68.
[10/16/22 07:17:20] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:45:03 from level 73.
[10/16/22 07:19:47] Centrixx discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:05:38 towards level 71.
[10/16/22 07:25:33] muirrum found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:46:36 towards level 54.
[10/16/22 07:44:07] tsr's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tsr's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/22 08:11:39] Russell got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:25 from level 65.
[10/16/22 08:23:08] The local wizard imbued signofzeta's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! signofzeta's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/22 09:01:37] GilbertErik was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:07:39 from level 65.
[10/16/22 09:43:06] Notir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:43 towards level 63.
[10/16/22 09:49:10] tomhek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:46:46 from level 69.
[10/16/22 09:49:34] Bolded fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:38:04 from level 62.
[10/16/22 10:12:49] hugga had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:02 towards level 63.
[10/16/22 10:27:39] apb was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:50 from level 68.
[10/16/22 10:38:54] Forud was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:47:18 towards level 69.
[10/16/22 10:57:10] laama tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:48 towards level 68.
[10/16/22 10:59:35] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:15 towards level 70.
[10/16/22 11:09:16] The local wizard imbued cadfael's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cadfael's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/22 11:26:44] vegadark bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:48:38 towards level 72.
[10/16/22 11:27:14] Feltharell fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:48:32 from level 65.
[10/16/22 12:06:14] pants was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:32:47 from level 69.
[10/16/22 12:09:36] buzel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:39:45 towards level 71.
[10/16/22 12:10:00] dyvonna got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:15 towards level 61.
[10/16/22 12:20:17] pwae's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pwae's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/22 12:22:45] Algernon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:19:38 towards level 67.
[10/16/22 12:41:13] Faradome found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:42:44 towards level 58.
[10/16/22 12:46:29] hugga bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:07 towards level 63.
[10/16/22 12:53:15] shikhin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:14 towards level 70.
[10/16/22 13:10:17] VonToutCourt discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:05 towards level 69.
[10/16/22 13:20:16] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:53:41 towards level 68.
[10/16/22 13:25:56] thornrag bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:44:26 towards level 69.
[10/16/22 13:37:53] bobvador ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:51:00 from level 69.
[10/16/22 13:50:50] Cockatrice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:01 towards level 58.
[10/16/22 14:53:59] The local wizard imbued gradator's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gradator's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/22 14:54:08] Lenny_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:32 towards level 60.
[10/16/22 15:09:56] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:17:03 towards level 63.
[10/16/22 15:24:26] slim found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:29 towards level 57.
[10/16/22 16:22:35] SuzakuMedli ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:20:51 from level 52.
[10/16/22 16:23:15] zankore was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:05 towards level 62.
[10/16/22 17:49:26] nowz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:51 towards level 39.
[10/16/22 18:20:52] eroc1990 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:45 towards level 53.
[10/16/22 18:54:37] contyk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:56:37 from level 54.
[10/16/22 19:25:01] CompanionCube got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:40 towards level 71.
[10/16/22 19:25:52] sky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:24:40 towards level 68.
[10/16/22 19:32:48] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:34:27 towards level 67.
[10/16/22 19:51:34] Zaratustra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:35:00 from level 63.
[10/16/22 20:10:11] Hex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:18 towards level 59.
[10/16/22 20:14:14] Lenny_ was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:33 from level 60.
[10/16/22 20:34:04] CodeGeek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:31:22 from level 69.
[10/16/22 20:55:48] CrashOverride found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:08 towards level 71.
[10/16/22 21:22:38] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:11:02 towards level 69.
[10/16/22 21:50:35] ChowderKeg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:56:54 from level 71.
[10/16/22 23:04:26] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:43:31 towards level 68.
[10/16/22 23:05:26] kptr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:32:58 towards level 69.
[10/16/22 23:13:04] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:42:29 towards level 73.
[10/16/22 23:13:52] SuzakuMedli caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:03 towards level 52.
[10/17/22 00:14:49] Sherpard2 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:33:53 towards level 64.
[10/17/22 00:38:17] SirNeo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:42 towards level 51.
[10/17/22 00:53:45] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:41:29 towards level 66.
[10/17/22 00:57:36] idleevil had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:23:42 towards level 59.
[10/17/22 01:22:41] Lord255 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:46:39 towards level 71.
[10/17/22 02:28:10] buyoq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:26:17 towards level 67.
[10/17/22 02:42:31] SirBummelz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:45:36 towards level 63.
[10/17/22 02:59:47] Omega caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:48 towards level 64.
[10/17/22 03:28:41] The local wizard imbued eising's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! eising's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/22 04:31:42] ukleinek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:18:45 from level 66.
[10/17/22 04:32:18] Zaratustra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:14:30 from level 63.
[10/17/22 05:05:05] blabber gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:43:35 towards level 68.
[10/17/22 05:17:50] brycec spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! brycec's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/22 07:11:41] Tenedos caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:31:42 towards level 64.
[10/17/22 07:49:06] zankore caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:31 towards level 62.
[10/17/22 08:33:21] Pinkman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:32:39 from level 66.
[10/17/22 09:07:13] Wolf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:29:18 towards level 72.
[10/17/22 09:09:01] Kronan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:55:16 from level 58.
[10/17/22 11:07:27] sc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:43:03 towards level 73.
[10/17/22 11:38:48] zifnab06 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:06 towards level 66.
[10/17/22 11:42:43] Lnk's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Lnk's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/22 12:42:11] idlegood gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:15 towards level 60.
[10/17/22 13:18:32] Merluzo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:07 towards level 46.
[10/17/22 13:51:08] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:27:30 towards level 56.
[10/17/22 14:03:16] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:23:52 from level 68.
[10/17/22 15:11:19] brycec hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:42 towards level 64.
[10/17/22 15:52:37] StalkR was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:33:52 from level 67.
[10/17/22 16:49:31] Algernon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Algernon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/22 17:55:06] Notir got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:23:41 from level 63.
[10/17/22 18:32:01] bobvador was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:12:48 towards level 69.
[10/17/22 18:41:09] Omega ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:57:37 from level 64.
[10/17/22 18:56:43] Notir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:20 towards level 63.
[10/17/22 19:16:35] bg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:06:00 towards level 71.
[10/17/22 19:25:23] Sherpard2 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:18:20 from level 64.
[10/17/22 19:31:12] Arch was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:37 towards level 65.
[10/17/22 20:10:05] CodeGeek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CodeGeek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/22 20:12:53] dwfreed tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:43:45 towards level 72.
[10/17/22 21:07:50] <rainchick> met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:10:11 from level 56.
[10/17/22 21:41:28] Notir's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Notir's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/22 21:52:48] Bolded was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:32 towards level 62.
[10/17/22 21:55:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cirdan's tunic! Cirdan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/22 22:09:06] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:40:26 towards level 71.
[10/17/22 22:48:36] ahmubashshir ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:52:36 from level 59.
[10/17/22 23:07:19] bobvador slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bobvador's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/22 23:13:05] Chuck was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:42:55 from level 68.
[10/17/22 23:53:05] Togra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:39:57 towards level 69.
[10/18/22 00:17:47] Affliction was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:57:23 from level 70.
[10/18/22 01:54:43] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:14:08 towards level 61.
[10/18/22 02:40:10] ChowderKeg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:18:31 towards level 71.
[10/18/22 02:51:00] t3chn0 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:58 towards level 68.
[10/18/22 03:13:16] launchd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:17:57 towards level 54.
[10/18/22 03:15:41] yano was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:59 towards level 68.
[10/18/22 03:18:56] Asara was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:12:18 from level 72.
[10/18/22 04:46:03] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:23:18 towards level 70.
[10/18/22 04:58:59] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:48:55 towards level 66.
[10/18/22 05:05:31] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:42 towards level 70.
[10/18/22 06:33:50] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:20:08 towards level 73.
[10/18/22 07:00:52] pallas was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:14 from level 38.
[10/18/22 07:47:47] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:35:27 towards level 67.
[10/18/22 08:39:33] LeD found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:51 towards level 58.
[10/18/22 09:10:18] Carl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:28:10 towards level 69.
[10/18/22 09:51:23] nowz was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:48:42 from level 40.
[10/18/22 10:45:51] brycec has dealt Omega a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:32:21 is added to Omega's clock.
[10/18/22 11:03:21] Cirdan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:12:52 from level 71.
[10/18/22 11:47:36] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:14:17 towards level 67.
[10/18/22 12:04:45] drahthaar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:16 towards level 72.
[10/18/22 12:05:45] buyoq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:23:32 towards level 67.
[10/18/22 12:07:16] aqsd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:51:56 from level 68.
[10/18/22 12:18:51] megubyte bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:56:51 towards level 64.
[10/18/22 13:17:12] crysis was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:29:19 towards level 64.
[10/18/22 13:42:56] eroc1990 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:57:49 towards level 54.
[10/18/22 13:58:23] yano ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:10:33 from level 68.
[10/18/22 14:07:58] bookworm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:06:55 from level 66.
[10/18/22 14:57:38] Minus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:59:23 towards level 58.
[10/18/22 15:04:36] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:19 towards level 73.
[10/18/22 15:14:08] gegenschein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:13 towards level 66.
[10/18/22 16:06:58] The local wizard imbued starlink's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! starlink's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/22 16:15:54] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:35:34 towards level 70.
[10/18/22 16:25:38] style caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:10:56 towards level 65.
[10/18/22 16:44:35] bobvador had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:54:46 towards level 69.
[10/18/22 17:11:17] misha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:50:29 towards level 72.
[10/18/22 17:44:02] Faradome was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:02:47 towards level 58.
[10/18/22 18:09:50] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:22:25 towards level 72.
[10/18/22 18:41:14] elf's charm ate a bolt of lightning! elf's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/22 20:00:26] Tabmow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:58:33 towards level 60.
[10/18/22 20:20:00] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:45:56 towards level 73.
[10/18/22 20:38:40] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:49:06 towards level 67.
[10/18/22 20:58:36] ToHellWithGA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:54:49 towards level 71.
[10/18/22 21:15:10] keepermurph fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:34:15 from level 55.
[10/18/22 21:19:26] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:07:16 towards level 56.
[10/18/22 21:52:54] Gorek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:07:17 towards level 73.
[10/18/22 22:40:38] VonToutCourt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:11:49 towards level 70.
[10/18/22 22:50:12] aqsd got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:11 from level 68.
[10/18/22 23:10:31] jayvee was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:21:12 from level 70.
[10/18/22 23:30:26] starlink found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:40:49 towards level 67.
[10/19/22 01:00:40] io has dealt "\@_ a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:51:21 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[10/19/22 01:05:02] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:36:44 towards level 71.
[10/19/22 01:06:08] ToHellWithGA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:09:56 towards level 71.
[10/19/22 01:22:56] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:58:58 towards level 69.
[10/19/22 02:25:06] keepermurph caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:39 towards level 55.
[10/19/22 02:32:26] hdm met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:35:31 from level 74.
[10/19/22 02:32:44] Asara was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:19:14 towards level 72.
[10/19/22 03:36:08] zcy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:01 towards level 53.
[10/19/22 03:56:32] pallas met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:26:27 from level 39.
[10/19/22 04:19:27] JigmeDatse was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:45:48 towards level 66.
[10/19/22 04:31:24] ephemer0l caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:25:39 towards level 62.
[10/19/22 04:56:51] gusto found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:05 towards level 49.
[10/19/22 05:29:04] Tangles met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:32:28 from level 67.
[10/19/22 06:28:04] munkis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:31 towards level 64.
[10/19/22 06:33:31] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:08 towards level 70.
[10/19/22 06:45:46] Kurenai found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:09:45 towards level 57.
[10/19/22 08:05:52] ukleinek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:53:51 from level 66.
[10/19/22 08:11:56] gegenschein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:13 towards level 66.
[10/19/22 08:13:59] Hex's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Hex's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/22 08:20:55] CrashOverride found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:33 towards level 71.
[10/19/22 08:36:28] eroc1990 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:05 towards level 54.
[10/19/22 09:57:47] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:57:03 towards level 66.
[10/19/22 10:02:06] ahmubashshir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:05 towards level 59.
[10/19/22 10:05:42] Misza found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:58 towards level 66.
[10/19/22 11:22:34] eroc1990 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:24:20 towards level 54.
[10/19/22 11:31:50] CodeGeek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:48:10 from level 69.
[10/19/22 11:50:04] vegadark found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:40:30 towards level 72.
[10/19/22 12:23:01] kzootech ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:13:20 from level 59.
[10/19/22 12:27:47] Puff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:41 towards level 69.
[10/19/22 13:09:42] Kritzefitz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:37:03 towards level 68.
[10/19/22 13:26:00] io was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:47:40 towards level 73.
[10/19/22 14:20:11] solarsparq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:55:31 towards level 57.
[10/19/22 14:27:19] tsr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:00 from level 66.
[10/19/22 15:05:14] Alarien gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:17:43 towards level 66.
[10/19/22 15:32:41] StalkR was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:26:54 towards level 67.
[10/19/22 16:13:08] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:18 towards level 72.
[10/19/22 16:17:06] _sh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:45:11 towards level 71.
[10/19/22 16:31:00] Asara had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:31:37 towards level 72.
[10/19/22 17:07:52] LeD has dealt munkis a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:09:53 is added to munkis's clock.
[10/19/22 17:21:46] kzootech met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:47:17 from level 59.
[10/19/22 17:28:26] Asara bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:27:17 towards level 72.
[10/19/22 18:16:21] TimeWarp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:29 towards level 56.
[10/19/22 18:16:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on elf's tunic! elf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/22 19:18:01] rawgreaze discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:28:22 towards level 62.
[10/19/22 19:25:53] KindOne spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! KindOne's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/19/22 20:01:16] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:50:09 towards level 63.
[10/19/22 20:32:59] Centrixx had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:30 towards level 71.
[10/19/22 21:17:54] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:40:22 from level 56.
[10/19/22 21:27:38] MELOONi was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:17:16 from level 70.
[10/19/22 21:28:20] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:41 towards level 70.
[10/19/22 21:46:51] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:27:49 from level 69.
[10/19/22 21:46:54] RussellB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:02:32 towards level 69.
[10/19/22 22:41:32] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:23 towards level 59.
[10/19/22 22:42:32] el was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:50:56 from level 69.
[10/20/22 00:09:01] <rainchick> tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:06:36 towards level 56.
[10/20/22 00:14:29] MELOONi had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:19 towards level 70.
[10/20/22 00:17:33] tomhek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:23:35 towards level 69.
[10/20/22 00:48:24] Fehu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:46:24 towards level 62.
[10/20/22 00:49:21] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:33 towards level 70.
[10/20/22 01:26:23] buyoq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:59:51 towards level 67.
[10/20/22 02:37:28] yano was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:02 towards level 68.
[10/20/22 03:33:36] Tabmow's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tabmow's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/22 04:06:22] Russell has dealt misha a Critical Strike! 9 days, 05:24:30 is added to misha's clock.
[10/20/22 04:25:23] MELOONi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:11:05 towards level 70.
[10/20/22 04:30:57] pasquale ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:46:59 from level 59.
[10/20/22 05:03:17] cornfeedhobo ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:58:21 from level 63.
[10/20/22 05:42:19] BastelBot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:06:23 from level 69.
[10/20/22 05:56:42] style was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:49:04 towards level 65.
[10/20/22 06:00:19] KindOne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:43 towards level 64.
[10/20/22 06:36:21] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:35 towards level 70.
[10/20/22 07:26:35] Cirdan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:47:47 from level 71.
[10/20/22 09:04:29] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:42:24 towards level 69.
[10/20/22 10:14:29] Khorne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:29 towards level 71.
[10/20/22 11:18:57] idleevil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:53:11 towards level 59.
[10/20/22 11:53:25] Cirdan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:27:30 towards level 71.
[10/20/22 12:13:53] drahthaar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! drahthaar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/22 12:26:29] bobvador found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:19:47 towards level 69.
[10/20/22 12:41:38] Thorael was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:06:25 from level 70.
[10/20/22 13:16:57] CrashOverride's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! CrashOverride's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/20/22 13:21:19] GilbertErik met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:47:51 from level 65.
[10/20/22 13:32:48] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:29 towards level 68.
[10/20/22 13:40:04] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:01 towards level 67.
[10/20/22 14:46:03] HellSpawn ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:31:11 from level 68.
[10/20/22 14:58:41] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:47 towards level 63.
[10/20/22 16:45:04] misha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:26:34 towards level 72.
[10/20/22 16:50:32] munkis was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:32:46 from level 65.
[10/20/22 17:04:50] vegadark was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:31:40 towards level 72.
[10/20/22 17:20:53] JigmeDatse discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:17 towards level 66.
[10/20/22 17:57:34] Khorne fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:08:48 from level 71.
[10/20/22 18:02:44] Kurenai's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kurenai's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/22 18:13:23] Arch walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:49:36 from level 65.
[10/20/22 19:14:28] nya reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nya's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/22 20:06:53] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:57 towards level 71.
[10/20/22 20:47:39] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:36:30 towards level 73.
[10/20/22 20:55:10] ukleinek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:59:44 from level 66.
[10/20/22 21:10:13] ZOTTA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:11:56 towards level 60.
[10/20/22 21:20:36] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:22:34 towards level 69.
[10/20/22 21:24:01] blabber had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:34:12 towards level 68.
[10/20/22 21:57:11] KyloRen reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! KyloRen's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/22 22:13:14] cornfeedhobo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:55:43 towards level 63.
[10/21/22 00:14:36] Drin got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:24:28 from level 66.
[10/21/22 00:53:38] freeboson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:59:32 towards level 70.
[10/21/22 01:12:19] brycec was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:33:13 towards level 65.
[10/21/22 01:39:06] Techman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:18:47 towards level 72.
[10/21/22 02:09:54] kenyon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:03:08 from level 70.
[10/21/22 03:38:05] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:30:07 towards level 70.
[10/21/22 03:50:42] style gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:33:31 towards level 65.
[10/21/22 04:03:05] el spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! el's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/22 06:30:30] solarsparq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:43:45 towards level 57.
[10/21/22 07:04:06] Minus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:20:04 towards level 58.
[10/21/22 07:09:08] Crazycatlady was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:10:10 towards level 69.
[10/21/22 08:19:28] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:55 towards level 70.
[10/21/22 08:22:08] ephemer0l found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:55:08 towards level 62.
[10/21/22 09:08:43] Kronan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:43:08 from level 58.
[10/21/22 10:01:58] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:37:00 towards level 69.
[10/21/22 10:17:17] starlink was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:18:31 from level 67.
[10/21/22 10:19:14] "\@_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:36 towards level 68.
[10/21/22 11:28:16] buzel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! buzel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/22 12:11:18] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:31:54 towards level 71.
[10/21/22 12:28:03] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:56:12 towards level 67.
[10/21/22 12:45:43] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:15:09 from level 63.
[10/21/22 12:47:59] pallas was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:12 towards level 40.
[10/21/22 13:23:11] TheSilentLink was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:55:02 from level 64.
[10/21/22 14:57:32] jjasghar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:50:27 from level 62.
[10/21/22 15:00:08] gradator found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:08 towards level 70.
[10/21/22 15:18:00] el found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:08 towards level 69.
[10/21/22 15:56:53] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:22:19 towards level 70.
[10/21/22 17:08:02] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:06 towards level 70.
[10/21/22 17:16:46] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:03:21 towards level 56.
[10/21/22 17:55:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pyre's tunic! pyre's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/22 18:33:33] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:47:28 towards level 70.
[10/21/22 19:14:11] zifnab06 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:50:10 towards level 66.
[10/21/22 19:34:35] laama tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:03:52 towards level 69.
[10/21/22 20:05:05] hdm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:51:41 towards level 74.
[10/21/22 21:06:11] Kronan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:57:54 from level 58.
[10/21/22 21:19:38] style was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:11:08 towards level 65.
[10/21/22 22:50:24] Arch's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Arch's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/22 23:03:24] TimWolla's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TimWolla's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/22 23:53:31] kenyon walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:04:46 from level 70.
[10/22/22 00:15:45] hdm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:59:20 towards level 74.
[10/22/22 00:18:25] Kronan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:04 towards level 58.
[10/22/22 02:53:10] pants met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:58:45 from level 69.
[10/22/22 02:53:55] idleevil hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:06:58 towards level 59.
[10/22/22 03:23:22] hax404 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:30:36 from level 69.
[10/22/22 03:24:28] signofzeta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:07 towards level 63.
[10/22/22 03:28:14] Platonides ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:50:52 from level 63.
[10/22/22 03:45:51] SirBummelz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:17:27 towards level 63.
[10/22/22 03:58:35] shikhin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:23 towards level 70.
[10/22/22 04:21:31] vegadark discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:21:02 towards level 72.
[10/22/22 04:31:39] Finley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:33:33 towards level 58.
[10/22/22 04:33:45] blabber tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:56:08 towards level 68.
[10/22/22 05:08:10] nawcom ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:58:12 from level 63.
[10/22/22 05:09:49] vectr0n walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:35:46 from level 62.
[10/22/22 06:34:09] zbe's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! zbe's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/22/22 07:28:01] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:15 towards level 66.
[10/22/22 08:28:50] Drin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:13 towards level 66.
[10/22/22 08:30:23] bsleep was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:56:43 towards level 67.
[10/22/22 09:14:36] hax404 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:47:46 towards level 69.
[10/22/22 09:36:46] buyoq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:14:54 towards level 67.
[10/22/22 09:41:53] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:33:02 towards level 68.
[10/22/22 10:06:35] eising reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! eising's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/22 11:20:59] BastelBot was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:53:41 from level 69.
[10/22/22 11:34:01] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:01 towards level 63.
[10/22/22 13:34:53] ahmubashshir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:36 towards level 59.
[10/22/22 14:17:58] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:25 towards level 64.
[10/22/22 14:24:41] io was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:36:42 from level 73.
[10/22/22 14:55:17] KindOne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:43:14 towards level 64.
[10/22/22 15:20:44] pwae was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:01:58 from level 69.
[10/22/22 15:50:49] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:26:19 towards level 69.
[10/22/22 16:38:56] nawcom was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:02:47 from level 63.
[10/22/22 16:43:12] MadMan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! MadMan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/22 16:58:12] Algernon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:13 towards level 67.
[10/22/22 17:06:11] nawcom caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:21:55 towards level 63.
[10/22/22 17:20:38] keepermurph spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! keepermurph's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/22/22 18:10:43] EddieT137 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:41 towards level 63.
[10/22/22 18:14:50] bobvador ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:18:27 from level 69.
[10/22/22 18:33:30] elf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:43:43 towards level 71.
[10/22/22 18:36:24] _sh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:51:03 towards level 71.
[10/22/22 19:06:18] zcy fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:01:50 from level 54.
[10/22/22 19:39:53] HellSpawn's charm ate a bolt of lightning! HellSpawn's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/22 19:51:13] pyre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:19 towards level 71.
[10/22/22 19:59:06] nowz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:39 towards level 42.
[10/22/22 19:59:18] DrinkyBird has dealt LeD a Critical Strike! 7 days, 20:52:13 is added to LeD's clock.
[10/22/22 20:06:20] slim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:22 towards level 57.
[10/22/22 20:07:32] Asara was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:00:41 towards level 72.
[10/22/22 21:08:59] Paganel's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Paganel's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/22 22:18:47] "\@_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:05 towards level 68.
[10/22/22 22:29:52] zifnab06 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:04:34 from level 66.
[10/22/22 22:38:38] Lord255 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:59:00 from level 71.
[10/22/22 23:04:13] The local wizard imbued signofzeta's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! signofzeta's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/22 23:05:53] pyre's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pyre's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/22 23:11:12] Kritzefitz was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:19:37 from level 68.
[10/22/22 23:31:25] pyre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:21 towards level 71.
[10/22/22 23:48:52] vegadark was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:08:01 from level 72.
[10/23/22 00:06:47] The local wizard imbued "\@_'s pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! "\@_'s set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/22 00:09:23] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:20:55 towards level 70.
[10/23/22 00:22:49] jacob1 has dealt contyk a Critical Strike! 2 days, 11:48:45 is added to contyk's clock.
[10/23/22 00:29:15] hdm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:41:15 from level 74.
[10/23/22 00:47:42] Paganel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:54 towards level 70.
[10/23/22 02:02:45] Omega ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:30 from level 64.
[10/23/22 03:03:22] ahmubashshir found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:22 towards level 59.
[10/23/22 03:28:18] ephemer0l caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:13 towards level 62.
[10/23/22 04:33:58] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:51:41 towards level 69.
[10/23/22 04:48:00] keepermurph was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:20 towards level 55.
[10/23/22 04:51:49] Affliction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:25:16 towards level 70.
[10/23/22 05:05:01] brycec got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:00:37 towards level 65.
[10/23/22 05:13:06] solarsparq was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:13:51 from level 57.
[10/23/22 06:03:36] shikhin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:57 towards level 70.
[10/23/22 06:12:10] kzootech's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kzootech's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/22 06:57:36] LeD hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:56:07 towards level 59.
[10/23/22 07:20:04] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:10:33 towards level 63.
[10/23/22 08:13:30] eroc1990 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! eroc1990's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/22 08:20:16] Alarien had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:02 towards level 66.
[10/23/22 10:33:31] damyan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:57 towards level 66.
[10/23/22 11:19:25] MadMan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:31:29 towards level 69.
[10/23/22 11:28:48] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:45 towards level 70.
[10/23/22 11:31:01] Finley burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Finley's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/22 12:07:05] Bolded found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:20:18 towards level 63.
[10/23/22 14:28:36] d4n13L's charm ate a bolt of lightning! d4n13L's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/22 15:02:00] cornfeedhobo spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cornfeedhobo's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/22 15:12:38] pyre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:28 towards level 71.
[10/23/22 15:53:55] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:25 towards level 69.
[10/23/22 15:57:25] nawcom was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:43:56 towards level 63.
[10/23/22 17:11:27] ramdac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:12 towards level 29.
[10/23/22 18:44:57] Omega bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:45 towards level 64.
[10/23/22 18:51:28] Paganel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:14 towards level 70.
[10/23/22 19:02:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on shikhin's tunic! shikhin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/22 19:04:12] Aksej had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:10:59 towards level 66.
[10/23/22 20:01:05] Ungoliant fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:58:31 from level 65.
[10/23/22 20:32:38] starlink was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:22:15 from level 67.
[10/23/22 21:06:31] Fenrik met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:00:43 from level 69.
[10/23/22 21:23:16] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:45:36 towards level 69.
[10/23/22 21:47:42] vectr0n hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:09:15 towards level 62.
[10/23/22 22:19:03] tmberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:07:49 towards level 68.
[10/23/22 22:32:47] postikana was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:30 from level 65.
[10/24/22 00:21:12] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:17 towards level 72.
[10/24/22 00:29:46] caeli was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:44:50 from level 72.
[10/24/22 00:53:39] fstrelok was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:23:22 towards level 57.
[10/24/22 02:54:27] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:07:28 towards level 72.
[10/24/22 03:17:55] MetaNova was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:43:29 from level 71.
[10/24/22 04:13:39] Feltharell tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:39:59 towards level 65.
[10/24/22 04:16:10] noex walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:17:29 from level 58.
[10/24/22 04:27:45] Aksej's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Aksej's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/22 04:34:49] pasquale got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:23:26 towards level 59.
[10/24/22 04:45:54] dwfreed's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dwfreed's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/22 04:56:06] signofzeta walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:29:07 from level 63.
[10/24/22 05:33:38] CompanionCube got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:06 towards level 71.
[10/24/22 06:28:37] Asara has dealt tswsl a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:40:22 is added to tswsl's clock.
[10/24/22 07:26:27] blabber got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:11:31 from level 68.
[10/24/22 07:28:49] thornrag has dealt Feltharell a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:41:57 is added to Feltharell's clock.
[10/24/22 08:17:55] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:39:03 towards level 69.
[10/24/22 09:24:54] misha was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:01:01 from level 72.
[10/24/22 09:43:51] Merluzo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:51 towards level 47.
[10/24/22 09:45:43] fstrelok was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:24:19 from level 57.
[10/24/22 10:19:43] Techman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:59:11 towards level 72.
[10/24/22 10:27:24] Platonides hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:21:01 towards level 63.
[10/24/22 11:34:52] Cirdan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:32 towards level 71.
[10/24/22 14:37:22] zbe ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:07:34 from level 72.
[10/24/22 14:37:34] freeboson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:52:49 towards level 70.
[10/24/22 15:14:11] CodeGeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:10 towards level 69.
[10/24/22 15:17:21] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:14:54 towards level 63.
[10/24/22 15:19:09] allo's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! allo's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/22 15:23:28] signofzeta was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:19 towards level 63.
[10/24/22 15:57:26] MELOONi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:17:51 from level 70.
[10/24/22 16:51:18] bookworm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:54:20 from level 66.
[10/24/22 16:57:55] Kritzefitz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:49:54 towards level 68.
[10/24/22 19:10:43] judahnator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:42:20 towards level 56.
[10/24/22 19:15:29] pants got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:19:14 from level 69.
[10/24/22 19:29:40] womblecat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:36 towards level 64.
[10/24/22 19:36:57] RussellB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:37:11 towards level 69.
[10/24/22 19:49:24] ZOTTA's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ZOTTA's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/22 20:41:10] Drin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:33 towards level 66.
[10/24/22 21:18:41] ufo-piloot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:52 towards level 48.
[10/24/22 22:02:06] DownAndUp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:49:23 from level 60.
[10/24/22 22:03:57] dwfreed had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:33:47 towards level 72.
[10/24/22 23:24:34] spex was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:00:35 from level 69.
[10/24/22 23:27:07] Aksej discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:19:47 towards level 66.
[10/25/22 01:44:45] eising burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! eising's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/25/22 01:51:13] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:42:13 towards level 64.
[10/25/22 02:19:01] Kurenai was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:35 towards level 57.
[10/25/22 04:39:17] Sombra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:32:32 from level 72.
[10/25/22 05:53:18] sky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:19 towards level 68.
[10/25/22 06:04:24] _sh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:58:56 towards level 71.
[10/25/22 06:58:00] laama had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:20:19 towards level 69.
[10/25/22 07:21:59] Carl was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:23:18 from level 69.
[10/25/22 08:39:32] buyoq's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! buyoq's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/22 09:08:52] Pinkman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:25:59 towards level 67.
[10/25/22 09:40:11] buyoq was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:50:18 from level 67.
[10/25/22 09:59:29] zankore had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:47:05 towards level 63.
[10/25/22 10:22:04] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:03:15 towards level 70.
[10/25/22 11:18:56] washclof bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:26:29 towards level 74.
[10/25/22 13:18:18] Drin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Drin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/22 14:02:21] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:09 towards level 73.
[10/25/22 14:10:32] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:20:44 towards level 70.
[10/25/22 15:32:18] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:35:25 towards level 56.
[10/25/22 16:33:14] Alarien was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:16 towards level 66.
[10/25/22 16:49:13] hdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:28:24 towards level 74.
[10/25/22 18:17:25] soltys was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:19:23 from level 71.
[10/25/22 18:26:09] pasquale was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:48:42 towards level 59.
[10/25/22 20:33:02] Chuck bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:32:47 towards level 68.
[10/25/22 21:23:33] pfoley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:01:46 towards level 67.
[10/25/22 21:43:16] starlink ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:41:34 from level 67.
[10/25/22 22:08:24] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:51 towards level 69.
[10/25/22 22:14:46] CompanionCube has dealt "\@_ a Critical Strike! 4 days, 20:23:30 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[10/25/22 22:19:23] GilbertErik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:07:01 towards level 65.
[10/25/22 22:30:31] damyan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! damyan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/22 22:58:09] aqsd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:48:43 from level 69.
[10/26/22 00:04:06] nyuszika7h reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nyuszika7h's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/22 00:51:56] starlink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:24:58 towards level 67.
[10/26/22 01:17:23] RussellB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:42:37 towards level 69.
[10/26/22 01:30:00] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:18:18 towards level 71.
[10/26/22 03:00:49] aqsd ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:21:57 from level 69.
[10/26/22 03:15:25] tomhek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:52:21 towards level 69.
[10/26/22 03:16:13] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 02:26:36 towards level 73.
[10/26/22 03:28:22] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:11:16 towards level 70.
[10/26/22 03:39:12] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:24 towards level 63.
[10/26/22 04:53:17] ahmubashshir ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:38:15 from level 60.
[10/26/22 05:37:02] BenDover spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! BenDover's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/26/22 06:11:41] Forud's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Forud's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/22 06:16:36] gradator found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:58:30 towards level 70.
[10/26/22 06:42:09] freeboson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:46:12 towards level 70.
[10/26/22 07:02:33] bsleep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:33:26 towards level 67.
[10/26/22 07:52:42] TauPan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:27:52 towards level 62.
[10/26/22 09:17:12] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:05:49 towards level 69.
[10/26/22 09:40:53] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:40:56 towards level 72.
[10/26/22 10:13:26] Feltharell was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:02 towards level 65.
[10/26/22 10:59:58] ToHellWithGA was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:48:50 from level 71.
[10/26/22 11:25:12] TimWolla met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:23:36 from level 73.
[10/26/22 12:06:04] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:56:38 towards level 69.
[10/26/22 12:18:24] Centrixx found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:33:32 towards level 72.
[10/26/22 13:18:54] wowbagger walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:04 from level 42.
[10/26/22 13:27:59] allo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:14 towards level 71.
[10/26/22 13:34:30] eroc1990 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:44 towards level 54.
[10/26/22 13:54:47] n0ssh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:40 towards level 49.
[10/26/22 14:09:04] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:14:20 towards level 72.
[10/26/22 14:20:16] soltys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:13:57 towards level 71.
[10/26/22 14:46:22] Cirdan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:20 towards level 71.
[10/26/22 15:16:13] The local wizard imbued d4n13L's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! d4n13L's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/22 15:40:47] launchd walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:08:00 from level 54.
[10/26/22 15:53:59] t3chn0 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:54:03 towards level 69.
[10/26/22 16:39:53] Tenedos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:39 towards level 64.
[10/26/22 16:48:51] Lord255 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Lord255's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/26/22 16:51:58] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:50:37 towards level 70.
[10/26/22 17:39:21] postikana caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:10:31 towards level 66.
[10/26/22 18:49:11] tsr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:20:53 towards level 67.
[10/26/22 19:09:00] RussellB was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:30:00 from level 69.
[10/26/22 19:33:26] ramdac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:18 towards level 34.
[10/26/22 19:53:27] DownAndUp's charm ate a bolt of lightning! DownAndUp's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/22 20:17:47] misha spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! misha's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/26/22 20:30:13] talisein was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:26:26 from level 71.
[10/26/22 21:00:28] ZOTTA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:23 towards level 60.
[10/26/22 21:00:55] Theleveler was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:39 towards level 73.
[10/26/22 21:09:41] sc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:23:44 towards level 73.
[10/26/22 22:12:30] munkis discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:52:26 towards level 65.
[10/26/22 22:15:34] Misza has dealt Platonides a Critical Strike! 3 days, 11:19:06 is added to Platonides's clock.
[10/26/22 22:22:32] signofzeta slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! signofzeta's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/26/22 22:49:08] Gorek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:46:50 towards level 73.
[10/26/22 22:56:31] Asara found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:40:02 towards level 72.
[10/26/22 23:32:52] ion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:42:43 from level 73.
[10/26/22 23:33:28] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:11:09 towards level 65.
[10/27/22 01:50:32] SirNeo has dealt ToHellWithGA a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:56:32 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[10/27/22 01:57:09] bsleep got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:44:38 towards level 67.
[10/27/22 01:59:46] cadfael's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! cadfael's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/27/22 03:00:24] Misza tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:52:35 towards level 67.
[10/27/22 03:41:59] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:10:22 towards level 69.
[10/27/22 03:48:48] nya's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nya's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/22 03:56:46] BenDover caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:24 towards level 47.
[10/27/22 05:59:31] bookworm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:28:27 from level 66.
[10/27/22 06:31:22] aqsd was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:51:16 from level 69.
[10/27/22 06:31:43] buzel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:19:26 towards level 71.
[10/27/22 07:25:02] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:12 from level 69.
[10/27/22 07:50:33] launchd found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:25 towards level 54.
[10/27/22 07:57:04] Stevland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:19:55 towards level 66.
[10/27/22 08:07:45] Crazycatlady got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:35:25 from level 69.
[10/27/22 08:37:22] contyk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:00 towards level 54.
[10/27/22 08:54:35] Finley's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Finley's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/27/22 09:33:15] nawcom ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:25 from level 63.
[10/27/22 09:40:38] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:41:34 towards level 68.
[10/27/22 09:48:19] MELOONi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:46:05 from level 70.
[10/27/22 10:01:23] StalkR got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:30:37 from level 67.
[10/27/22 10:28:02] MELOONi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:40:43 towards level 70.
[10/27/22 10:30:08] golgy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:55:19 towards level 68.
[10/27/22 11:20:23] Algernon's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Algernon's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/27/22 12:18:41] rawgreaze's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! rawgreaze's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/22 12:57:07] Berserker was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:45 towards level 26.
[10/27/22 13:51:42] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:25:34 towards level 63.
[10/27/22 14:48:20] TimeWarp walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:03:27 from level 57.
[10/27/22 15:08:21] slim was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:55:03 from level 58.
[10/27/22 15:12:37] JigmeDatse gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:58:45 towards level 66.
[10/27/22 15:26:33] Covid-19 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:41:09 towards level 68.
[10/27/22 16:26:05] Centrixx tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:00:35 towards level 72.
[10/27/22 16:29:09] ToHellWithGA has dealt tomhek a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:48:27 is added to tomhek's clock.
[10/27/22 17:18:15] Gorek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:09:18 towards level 73.
[10/27/22 17:55:35] Finley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:20:49 towards level 58.
[10/27/22 18:41:41] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:45 from level 70.
[10/27/22 19:52:41] Ankhers got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:55:25 from level 66.
[10/27/22 20:15:43] CrashOverride bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:42:02 towards level 72.
[10/27/22 20:26:12] DownAndUp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:11 towards level 60.
[10/27/22 20:32:13] eising hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:54 towards level 71.
[10/27/22 21:35:37] Kurenai was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:46 towards level 57.
[10/27/22 21:38:07] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:32:40 towards level 73.
[10/27/22 22:06:33] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:26:40 towards level 67.
[10/27/22 22:40:06] bananaboat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:22:10 from level 70.
[10/27/22 23:00:28] zcy found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:26 towards level 54.
[10/27/22 23:25:22] style got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:39:25 towards level 65.
[10/27/22 23:32:44] MadMan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:58:25 from level 69.
[10/28/22 00:53:51] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:00 towards level 68.
[10/28/22 01:32:35] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:05:20 towards level 68.
[10/28/22 01:46:34] Minus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:54 towards level 58.
[10/28/22 02:18:04] SuzakuMedli tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:36:06 towards level 53.
[10/28/22 02:37:53] Lord255 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:06:08 towards level 71.
[10/28/22 03:32:56] Alarien was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:57:48 from level 67.
[10/28/22 05:00:50] ephemer0l discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:02 towards level 62.
[10/28/22 05:23:51] "\@_ was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:26:29 from level 69.
[10/28/22 05:27:04] tswsl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:16 towards level 71.
[10/28/22 05:35:09] Feltharell had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:33 towards level 65.
[10/28/22 06:11:36] Lnk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:36:30 towards level 73.
[10/28/22 06:24:57] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:03:28 towards level 68.
[10/28/22 06:26:15] tswsl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:11:54 from level 71.
[10/28/22 07:22:56] bookworm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:14:51 towards level 66.
[10/28/22 07:36:53] CompanionCube got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:26:00 from level 72.
[10/28/22 08:55:19] kptr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:15:21 towards level 70.
[10/28/22 09:20:01] TauPan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:29:30 towards level 62.
[10/28/22 09:23:16] ramdac gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:47 towards level 35.
[10/28/22 09:37:27] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:38 towards level 72.
[10/28/22 09:40:49] sbp's charm ate a bolt of lightning! sbp's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/22 10:08:09] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:08:35 towards level 70.
[10/28/22 10:39:12] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:47:10 towards level 73.
[10/28/22 11:59:01] pfoley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:42:58 from level 67.
[10/28/22 12:54:26] CodeGeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:21 towards level 69.
[10/28/22 12:59:40] kptr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:19:21 towards level 70.
[10/28/22 13:17:56] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:44:22 towards level 66.
[10/28/22 13:31:28] pasquale hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:26 towards level 59.
[10/28/22 14:06:04] golgy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:00:12 towards level 68.
[10/28/22 14:18:00] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:44 towards level 66.
[10/28/22 16:12:50] SirNeo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:47 towards level 52.
[10/28/22 16:34:19] ChowderKeg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:02:04 from level 71.
[10/28/22 16:39:10] xbill gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:19:09 towards level 76.
[10/28/22 17:17:39] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:11:09 towards level 59.
[10/28/22 17:53:45] Centrixx was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:21:24 towards level 72.
[10/28/22 20:26:29] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:09 towards level 66.
[10/28/22 21:03:27] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:25:08 towards level 65.
[10/28/22 21:20:52] TauPan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:38:18 towards level 62.
[10/28/22 22:00:32] Minus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:21 towards level 58.
[10/28/22 22:45:23] kptr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:29:51 towards level 70.
[10/28/22 22:58:46] pyre bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:20:17 towards level 72.
[10/28/22 23:34:14] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:08:59 towards level 67.
[10/28/22 23:50:56] gegenschein was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:41 towards level 66.
[10/29/22 01:18:21] bg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:58 towards level 71.
[10/29/22 01:29:08] idleevil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:37 towards level 59.
[10/29/22 01:38:25] Thorael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:28 towards level 70.
[10/29/22 01:46:03] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:39:57 towards level 64.
[10/29/22 02:04:27] yano was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:55:43 towards level 69.
[10/29/22 03:04:54] gradator was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:22:50 from level 70.
[10/29/22 03:29:02] spex was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:35:55 from level 69.
[10/29/22 03:39:32] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:18:16 towards level 73.
[10/29/22 04:24:58] fstrelok tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:54:15 towards level 57.
[10/29/22 05:17:21] Thorael's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Thorael's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/29/22 05:32:12] Cirdan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:13 towards level 71.
[10/29/22 05:55:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kronan's tunic! Kronan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/22 06:24:39] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:54 towards level 67.
[10/29/22 06:57:41] VonToutCourt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:37:31 towards level 70.
[10/29/22 07:28:54] MadMan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:52:24 towards level 69.
[10/29/22 07:55:59] Fehu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:10 towards level 62.
[10/29/22 08:34:14] MetaNova was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:27:39 from level 71.
[10/29/22 08:37:20] Bolded slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Bolded's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/29/22 08:49:41] vectr0n was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:49:39 from level 62.
[10/29/22 09:42:25] tmberg's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! tmberg's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/29/22 09:53:48] jjasghar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:09 towards level 62.
[10/29/22 10:08:54] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:52:26 towards level 73.
[10/29/22 10:27:06] postikana's charm ate a bolt of lightning! postikana's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/22 10:33:49] spex was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:12:37 from level 69.
[10/29/22 10:34:01] scumola has dealt Yarosh a Critical Strike! 3 days, 15:42:44 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[10/29/22 10:39:41] The local wizard imbued Kachin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kachin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/22 11:07:16] tswsl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:24 from level 71.
[10/29/22 11:14:17] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:51:05 towards level 59.
[10/29/22 11:39:41] jayvee ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:13:06 from level 71.
[10/29/22 12:59:34] canton7 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:50 towards level 68.
[10/29/22 13:12:24] LeD was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:13:32 towards level 59.
[10/29/22 13:33:44] Berserker fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:17 from level 31.
[10/29/22 14:50:18] MELOONi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:17 towards level 70.
[10/29/22 14:59:40] Feltharell ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:00 from level 65.
[10/29/22 15:02:41] yano tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:43:16 towards level 69.
[10/29/22 15:15:29] Thorael was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:14:07 from level 70.
[10/29/22 16:48:58] Berserker was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:37 towards level 31.
[10/29/22 16:54:44] yNos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:03:50 towards level 64.
[10/29/22 17:14:24] Sombra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:34 towards level 72.
[10/29/22 17:35:25] womblecat has dealt GilbertErik a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:26:47 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[10/29/22 17:42:08] buzel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:39 towards level 71.
[10/29/22 17:58:08] golgy ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:33:33 from level 68.
[10/29/22 18:15:50] hax404 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:37:24 towards level 69.
[10/29/22 18:48:21] TheSilentLink hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:20:29 towards level 64.
[10/29/22 21:14:58] Affliction slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Affliction's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/29/22 21:36:13] cadfael has dealt Thorael a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:01:52 is added to Thorael's clock.
[10/29/22 22:32:21] Algernon walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:11:13 from level 68.
[10/29/22 22:41:22] t3chn0 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:19:48 towards level 69.
[10/29/22 23:43:02] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:38:32 towards level 67.
[10/29/22 23:57:47] gegenschein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:20:20 towards level 67.
[10/30/22 00:03:33] gdm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:54:34 from level 56.
[10/30/22 00:40:43] elf slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! elf's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/30/22 01:17:11] VonToutCourt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:24:00 towards level 70.
[10/30/22 01:47:14] ToHellWithGA was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:09:17 from level 71.
[10/30/22 02:45:11] Yarosh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Yarosh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/30/22 03:59:03] jayvee hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:04:12 towards level 71.
[10/30/22 04:29:27] Asara was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:00:37 from level 72.
[10/30/22 05:32:03] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:25:16 towards level 69.
[10/30/22 06:03:27] talisein bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:20:36 towards level 71.
[10/30/22 06:07:13] slim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:00 towards level 58.
[10/30/22 06:51:50] Tangles has dealt solarsparq a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:14:07 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[10/30/22 07:09:08] Ecko was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:32:10 towards level 62.
[10/30/22 07:55:07] MetaNova ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:15:23 from level 71.
[10/30/22 08:36:08] nyuszika7h discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:20:56 towards level 70.
[10/30/22 08:40:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pfoley's tunic! pfoley's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/22 09:30:52] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:32:33 towards level 74.
[10/30/22 10:19:43] ramdac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:35 towards level 37.
[10/30/22 11:41:24] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:18:47 towards level 66.
[10/30/22 11:51:59] keepermurph caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:55:14 towards level 56.
[10/30/22 12:16:10] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:27 towards level 66.
[10/30/22 12:32:49] TimeWarp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:44 towards level 57.
[10/30/22 13:25:23] Notir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:07:36 towards level 64.
[10/30/22 13:49:36] Tangles found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:02 towards level 67.
[10/30/22 14:28:53] Kurenai fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:03:10 from level 58.
[10/30/22 14:31:21] dwfreed's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dwfreed's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/22 14:44:26] canton7 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:12 towards level 68.
[10/30/22 15:08:22] womblecat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:47 towards level 64.
[10/30/22 15:45:50] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:00:55 from level 56.
[10/30/22 16:39:36] shikhin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:13:13 towards level 71.
[10/30/22 16:56:15] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:30:59 towards level 66.
[10/30/22 17:19:28] nyuszika7h has dealt scumola a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:40:52 is added to scumola's clock.
[10/30/22 17:44:12] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:21:50 towards level 73.
[10/30/22 17:59:48] herald reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! herald's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/22 18:11:08] Drin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:05 towards level 66.
[10/30/22 18:26:20] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:02:00 from level 68.
[10/30/22 19:10:59] Wam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:07 towards level 63.
[10/30/22 19:19:15] Lord255 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:44 towards level 71.
[10/30/22 19:28:50] aqsd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:07:34 towards level 69.
[10/30/22 19:31:32] Andrio's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Andrio's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/22 20:40:15] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:56:52 towards level 73.
[10/30/22 20:48:56] Techman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:33 towards level 72.
[10/30/22 21:12:16] kptr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:00:44 towards level 70.
[10/30/22 22:32:05] Nuae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:07 towards level 62.
[10/30/22 22:53:15] Nuae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:13 towards level 62.
[10/30/22 23:06:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Russell's tunic! Russell's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/22 23:18:28] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Russell's tunic! Russell's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/22 00:00:14] xbill was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:43:41 from level 76.
[10/31/22 01:06:34] style hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:19:29 towards level 65.
[10/31/22 01:19:42] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:02:51 towards level 70.
[10/31/22 01:44:27] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:53:46 towards level 70.
[10/31/22 02:00:48] Tenedos was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:32 towards level 64.
[10/31/22 02:02:45] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:57:57 towards level 63.
[10/31/22 02:05:22] Notir ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:07:42 from level 64.
[10/31/22 03:22:42] kzootech's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kzootech's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/22 04:39:52] TimWolla hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:50 towards level 73.
[10/31/22 04:40:28] ephemer0l caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:27 towards level 62.
[10/31/22 04:54:58] jjasghar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:19:41 towards level 63.
[10/31/22 05:21:00] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:21 towards level 70.
[10/31/22 05:39:13] yano's charm ate a bolt of lightning! yano's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/22 06:15:09] HeavyPodda bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:38:01 towards level 67.
[10/31/22 06:26:50] enteral was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:10:41 from level 57.
[10/31/22 06:59:26] The local wizard imbued zifnab06's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zifnab06's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/22 07:42:44] kenyon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:01 towards level 70.
[10/31/22 08:37:47] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:58:24 towards level 70.
[10/31/22 09:32:57] Chuck hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:21 towards level 68.
[10/31/22 10:01:22] vegadark reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! vegadark's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/22 10:40:50] gildarts met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:59:08 from level 67.
[10/31/22 10:58:57] Russell found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:35:23 towards level 66.
[10/31/22 11:45:31] spex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:16 towards level 69.
[10/31/22 12:01:30] gradator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:56:12 towards level 71.
[10/31/22 12:24:49] pasquale found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:28 towards level 59.
[10/31/22 12:38:43] TheSilentLink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:49:03 towards level 64.
[10/31/22 12:43:29] solarsparq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:58 towards level 57.
[10/31/22 12:55:41] "\@_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:19:57 towards level 69.
[10/31/22 13:05:16] talisein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:58 towards level 71.
[10/31/22 14:11:19] soltys fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:11:41 from level 71.
[10/31/22 14:27:16] CrashOverride got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:26:56 towards level 72.
[10/31/22 14:40:43] MELOONi met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:52:44 from level 70.
[10/31/22 14:50:17] nyuszika7h was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:34:37 from level 70.
[10/31/22 15:06:32] bobvador hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:17:33 towards level 69.
[10/31/22 15:16:09] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:34:25 towards level 71.
[10/31/22 15:35:58] V fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:41:10 from level 71.
[10/31/22 16:10:41] Lnk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:57:16 from level 73.
[10/31/22 16:34:13] TimWolla's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! TimWolla's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/31/22 16:45:19] spex's charm ate a bolt of lightning! spex's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/22 16:53:50] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:05:16 towards level 69.
[10/31/22 17:20:47] DrinkyBird has dealt ion a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:11:05 is added to ion's clock.
[10/31/22 18:14:37] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:48 towards level 69.
[10/31/22 18:48:15] The local wizard imbued enteral's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! enteral's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/22 18:53:49] Andrio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:03:06 towards level 66.
[10/31/22 19:49:11] d4n13L reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! d4n13L's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/22 20:15:13] sam spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sam's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/31/22 20:36:53] SirBummelz was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:57:53 from level 63.
[10/31/22 20:39:09] Minus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:13:11 towards level 59.
[10/31/22 20:55:48] Pinkman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:03:24 towards level 67.
[10/31/22 21:31:54] idleevil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:47 towards level 59.
[10/31/22 22:26:43] launchd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:46 towards level 54.
[10/31/22 22:28:58] brycec has dealt Covid-19 a Critical Strike! 4 days, 02:51:02 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[10/31/22 22:49:53] Aksej walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:21:45 from level 66.
[10/31/22 23:13:51] TauPan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:43:01 towards level 62.
[11/01/22 00:02:48] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:54:06 from level 69.
[11/01/22 00:18:15] Chuck caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:08:10 towards level 68.
[11/01/22 01:08:18] muirrum was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:11:03 from level 55.
[11/01/22 01:40:35] contyk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:41:09 from level 54.
[11/01/22 01:53:29] washclof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:21:39 towards level 74.
[11/01/22 02:08:41] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:22:58 towards level 73.
[11/01/22 02:19:55] idleevil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:43 towards level 59.
[11/01/22 04:10:29] Tenedos was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:25:38 from level 64.
[11/01/22 06:19:51] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:37 towards level 56.
[11/01/22 06:47:24] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:15:14 towards level 74.
[11/01/22 07:08:58] simple's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! simple's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/22 07:13:26] LeD was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:26:37 towards level 59.
[11/01/22 07:21:13] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:23:29 towards level 70.
[11/01/22 07:40:55] apb ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:07:57 from level 69.
[11/01/22 07:47:41] CompanionCube has dealt nawcom a Critical Strike! 8 days, 10:39:55 is added to nawcom's clock.
[11/01/22 07:50:31] dyvonna was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:47:46 towards level 62.
[11/01/22 08:38:39] jjasghar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:28:47 towards level 63.
[11/01/22 08:41:34] HeavyPodda was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:25:29 from level 67.
[11/01/22 09:19:38] pasquale was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:39:10 towards level 60.
[11/01/22 09:22:54] freeboson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:53:45 from level 70.
[11/01/22 10:58:35] Asara burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Asara's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/22 11:19:09] JigmeDatse got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:14:00 towards level 66.
[11/01/22 11:46:32] achin spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! achin's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/22 11:55:49] bobvador found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:29 towards level 69.
[11/01/22 12:14:01] The local wizard imbued kiska's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kiska's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/22 12:44:16] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:00:36 towards level 71.
[11/01/22 13:41:01] allo burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! allo's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/22 13:43:43] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:47 towards level 60.
[11/01/22 14:31:36] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:44:36 towards level 73.
[11/01/22 14:42:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on adamus1red's tunic! adamus1red's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/22 14:49:49] Hex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:55 towards level 60.
[11/01/22 15:56:02] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:42:50 towards level 69.
[11/01/22 16:27:25] gdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:14 towards level 56.
[11/01/22 17:10:03] apb was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:47:27 from level 69.
[11/01/22 19:53:18] heisenbug spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! heisenbug's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/22 20:34:44] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:25:56 towards level 71.
[11/01/22 21:47:23] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:57:37 towards level 68.
[11/01/22 21:58:34] nawcom was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:02:28 towards level 64.
[11/01/22 22:48:07] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:17:34 from level 69.
[11/01/22 23:19:39] Sario reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sario's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/22 23:42:47] Puff was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:07:31 from level 70.
[11/01/22 23:45:51] pfoley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:59:43 towards level 67.
[11/01/22 23:48:27] ZOTTA was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:43:24 from level 60.
[11/02/22 00:03:09] nya was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:15:41 towards level 69.
[11/02/22 00:39:40] Tabmow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:04:41 towards level 61.
[11/02/22 01:05:07] pfoley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:45:17 towards level 67.
[11/02/22 01:13:08] DownAndUp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:08:26 towards level 61.
[11/02/22 01:36:33] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:00:29 towards level 65.
[11/02/22 01:59:16] Pricey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:44:57 towards level 61.
[11/02/22 02:22:52] CompanionCube was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:15:38 from level 72.
[11/02/22 02:35:33] Pricey met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:32:45 from level 61.
[11/02/22 03:25:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on style's tunic! style's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/22 04:11:05] Psilocybe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:05:40 towards level 71.
[11/02/22 04:51:45] sky ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:51:26 from level 69.
[11/02/22 05:17:32] Fehu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:37:12 towards level 63.
[11/02/22 06:35:11] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:35:29 towards level 71.
[11/02/22 07:13:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ecko's tunic! Ecko's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/22 08:32:53] _sh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:25 towards level 71.
[11/02/22 08:35:05] jayvee was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:10:07 from level 71.
[11/02/22 10:04:00] yNos discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:25:51 towards level 64.
[11/02/22 10:08:28] Ecko spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Ecko's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/22 10:49:00] GilbertErik was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:58:37 from level 65.
[11/02/22 12:12:19] Chuck tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:43:01 towards level 68.
[11/02/22 13:02:26] simple's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! simple's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/22 13:29:01] signofzeta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:03:40 towards level 64.
[11/02/22 14:07:56] golgy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:53:26 towards level 68.
[11/02/22 14:47:26] Nuae burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Nuae's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/22 15:04:44] pfoley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:40:51 towards level 67.
[11/02/22 15:19:35] SirNeo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:19 towards level 53.
[11/02/22 15:46:43] Aksej hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:24:43 towards level 66.
[11/02/22 15:55:51] GilbertErik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:18:29 towards level 65.
[11/02/22 17:54:31] dwfreed has dealt 0x00 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:08:07 is added to 0x00's clock.
[11/02/22 19:10:45] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:41:48 towards level 62.
[11/02/22 19:54:54] sam has dealt blabber a Critical Strike! 12 days, 23:59:05 is added to blabber's clock.
[11/02/22 20:15:52] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:01:08 towards level 73.
[11/02/22 20:22:20] 0x00 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:35 towards level 27.
[11/02/22 21:17:47] adamus1red discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:40 towards level 69.
[11/02/22 21:49:13] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:46:03 towards level 72.
[11/02/22 21:50:13] soltys spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! soltys's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/22 23:07:44] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:46:53 towards level 64.
[11/02/22 23:34:03] Kurenai got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:47:04 towards level 58.
[11/02/22 23:59:35] pyre was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:32:07 towards level 72.
[11/03/22 00:17:29] Drin slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Drin's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/03/22 00:27:25] Pinkman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:38:42 towards level 67.
[11/03/22 00:45:22] Bolded was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:05 towards level 63.
[11/03/22 02:19:50] LeD tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:55:27 towards level 59.
[11/03/22 02:56:51] buzel ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:20:47 from level 71.
[11/03/22 03:02:47] Pricey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:18:25 towards level 61.
[11/03/22 03:44:45] misha's charm ate a bolt of lightning! misha's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/22 04:35:10] gradator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:03:24 towards level 71.
[11/03/22 05:06:36] Zaratustra's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Zaratustra's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/22 06:42:54] StalkR ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:12:30 from level 68.
[11/03/22 07:14:33] el tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:06:53 towards level 70.
[11/03/22 08:08:29] hax404 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:27:21 from level 69.
[11/03/22 08:38:10] Stevland was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:14:17 towards level 66.
[11/03/22 08:47:24] BastelBot's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! BastelBot's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/22 09:20:39] gradator got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:23:32 from level 71.
[11/03/22 10:31:01] freeboson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:26:42 from level 70.
[11/03/22 10:32:44] crank's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! crank's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/22 11:06:56] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:46 towards level 73.
[11/03/22 11:23:53] "\@_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:35:07 towards level 69.
[11/03/22 11:46:53] MadMan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:33:42 towards level 69.
[11/03/22 11:59:05] pyre fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:38:46 from level 72.
[11/03/22 12:55:29] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:40:55 towards level 63.
[11/03/22 12:56:29] Russell had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:52 towards level 66.
[11/03/22 12:58:26] gusto got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:08:55 towards level 51.
[11/03/22 14:14:19] TimWolla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:54 towards level 73.
[11/03/22 14:51:11] idleevil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:43 towards level 59.
[11/03/22 15:08:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on canton7's tunic! canton7's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/22 15:19:45] Stevland was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:27:33 from level 66.
[11/03/22 15:26:28] starlink had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:20:51 towards level 68.
[11/03/22 17:32:12] Affliction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:37 towards level 70.
[11/03/22 18:04:42] Misza was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:09:52 towards level 67.
[11/03/22 18:48:33] Misza burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Misza's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/03/22 19:41:35] judahnator discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:25:19 towards level 57.
[11/03/22 22:00:12] HellSpawn spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! HellSpawn's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/03/22 22:26:55] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:25:47 towards level 63.
[11/04/22 00:21:26] soltys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:24:48 towards level 71.
[11/04/22 01:02:23] contyk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:40 towards level 54.
[11/04/22 01:04:03] achin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:45:22 towards level 57.
[11/04/22 01:46:43] CodeGeek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! CodeGeek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/04/22 01:59:54] Fenrik burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Fenrik's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/04/22 02:45:16] The local wizard imbued Gorek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Gorek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/22 03:16:52] Gorek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:26:51 from level 73.
[11/04/22 06:55:06] washclof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:41 towards level 74.
[11/04/22 08:01:34] Hex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:25 towards level 60.
[11/04/22 08:47:47] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:29:21 towards level 73.
[11/04/22 09:21:11] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:59:16 towards level 70.
[11/04/22 10:03:48] zifnab06 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:07:40 towards level 67.
[11/04/22 10:05:25] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:22:24 towards level 72.
[11/04/22 10:39:36] Sario fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:49:24 from level 60.
[11/04/22 11:26:11] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:24 towards level 66.
[11/04/22 12:00:24] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:55 towards level 70.
[11/04/22 12:03:51] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:19 towards level 71.
[11/04/22 12:12:08] ZOTTA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:30 towards level 60.
[11/04/22 13:33:41] io was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:31 from level 73.
[11/04/22 14:04:53] ZOTTA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:18 towards level 60.
[11/04/22 14:46:55] kinus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:56:26 towards level 63.
[11/04/22 15:22:09] SSLbits got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:28 from level 61.
[11/04/22 15:24:40] The local wizard imbued cornfeedhobo's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cornfeedhobo's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/22 15:35:45] xbill ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:42:11 from level 76.
[11/04/22 16:01:33] Andrio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:26:26 towards level 66.
[11/04/22 16:10:14] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:55:54 towards level 61.
[11/04/22 17:01:15] canton7 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:53 towards level 68.
[11/04/22 17:22:28] talisein had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:35 towards level 71.
[11/04/22 17:41:37] EddieT137 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:43 towards level 63.
[11/04/22 17:54:51] Acolarh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:33:59 towards level 69.
[11/04/22 18:21:56] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:15 towards level 63.
[11/04/22 18:31:36] bookworm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:50:09 towards level 66.
[11/04/22 18:56:11] jayvee caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:09:52 towards level 71.
[11/04/22 19:43:29] n0ssh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:22:30 from level 49.
[11/04/22 21:39:04] KindOne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:14:45 towards level 65.
[11/04/22 23:29:21] Russell reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Russell's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/22 23:43:32] tmberg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:53:04 towards level 68.
[11/05/22 00:22:56] allo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:58:57 from level 72.
[11/05/22 00:33:49] buzel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:11 towards level 71.
[11/05/22 00:36:07] achin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:13:09 from level 57.
[11/05/22 01:13:42] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:04:35 towards level 71.
[11/05/22 01:34:07] pfoley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:09 from level 67.
[11/05/22 01:44:39] Feltharell bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:07:02 towards level 66.
[11/05/22 01:52:02] bookworm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:38 towards level 66.
[11/05/22 02:00:12] jacob1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:38:18 from level 73.
[11/05/22 03:05:41] binaryhermit has dealt zifnab06 a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:02:06 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[11/05/22 03:39:21] EddieT137 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:49:13 from level 63.
[11/05/22 06:00:36] yano found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:00 towards level 69.
[11/05/22 06:09:34] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:26:06 towards level 71.
[11/05/22 06:19:36] bsleep spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bsleep's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/22 06:31:53] gildarts was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:09:45 from level 67.
[11/05/22 07:01:32] Tuxx bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:36 towards level 14.
[11/05/22 07:29:41] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:44 towards level 70.
[11/05/22 07:30:47] DrinkyBird ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:55:51 from level 70.
[11/05/22 08:08:30] herald walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:25:17 from level 62.
[11/05/22 08:21:50] pallas's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pallas's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/22 08:53:02] ramdac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:29 towards level 40.
[11/05/22 09:56:38] bobvador slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bobvador's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/22 09:57:59] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:44:15 towards level 59.
[11/05/22 10:08:16] achin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:57:05 towards level 57.
[11/05/22 10:11:26] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:11 towards level 58.
[11/05/22 10:18:45] Beefcan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:51:50 towards level 61.
[11/05/22 10:55:50] el had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:38:04 towards level 70.
[11/05/22 11:07:16] idleevil hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:11 towards level 59.
[11/05/22 11:22:37] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:04 towards level 69.
[11/05/22 11:24:55] caeli found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:58:14 towards level 72.
[11/05/22 11:34:57] bobvador was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:09 towards level 69.
[11/05/22 12:28:01] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:02 towards level 70.
[11/05/22 12:41:06] Theleveler was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:22:26 from level 74.
[11/05/22 13:07:03] gildarts was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:22:57 from level 67.
[11/05/22 13:17:47] brycec gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:25 towards level 65.
[11/05/22 13:39:09] tomhek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:04 towards level 69.
[11/05/22 13:44:55] Tabmow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:22:30 towards level 61.
[11/05/22 14:44:16] SirBummelz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:01:42 towards level 63.
[11/05/22 14:49:32] RussellB ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:46 from level 69.
[11/05/22 16:32:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kurenai's tunic! Kurenai's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/22 16:39:44] ChowderKeg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:41:42 towards level 71.
[11/05/22 17:04:10] solarsparq slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! solarsparq's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/22 17:18:51] CornFly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/22 17:36:58] Techman ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:38:35 from level 73.
[11/05/22 18:03:45] nyuszika7h was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:04:57 from level 70.
[11/05/22 18:33:14] zbe has dealt buzel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:58:23 is added to buzel's clock.
[11/05/22 18:33:29] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:07:31 towards level 58.
[11/05/22 18:44:44] tomhek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:25 towards level 69.
[11/05/22 18:45:53] TauPan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:18:42 towards level 62.
[11/05/22 20:55:43] Algernon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:07:43 from level 68.
[11/05/22 21:22:21] hax404 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:18 towards level 69.
[11/05/22 21:43:39] The local wizard imbued Wam's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wam's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/22 21:46:33] nyuszika7h discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:49:57 towards level 70.
[11/05/22 22:17:15] Crazycatlady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:41:13 towards level 70.
[11/05/22 22:21:22] Fenrik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:16:18 towards level 70.
[11/05/22 22:27:20] CrashOverride reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CrashOverride's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/22 22:36:42] Thorael was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:20 from level 70.
[11/05/22 23:21:07] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:51 towards level 70.
[11/05/22 23:49:51] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:45 towards level 65.
[11/06/22 00:12:11] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:29:14 towards level 69.
[11/06/22 00:21:18] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:24 towards level 58.
[11/06/22 00:38:06] Kurenai was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:10 towards level 58.
[11/06/22 01:07:36] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:12 towards level 69.
[11/06/22 02:12:37] hdm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:06:30 from level 74.
[11/06/22 02:34:40] starlink gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:27:46 towards level 68.
[11/06/22 02:57:45] AlinConstantin got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:34 from level 27.
[11/06/22 03:08:29] enteral walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:51:18 from level 58.
[11/06/22 03:19:00] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:00:22 towards level 70.
[11/06/22 04:51:05] Lord255 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:27:13 from level 71.
[11/06/22 04:59:13] Platonides spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Platonides's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/22 05:20:56] Russell was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:54 towards level 66.
[11/06/22 05:24:33] gdm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:26:46 towards level 57.
[11/06/22 06:17:49] binaryhermit got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:40 towards level 46.
[11/06/22 07:48:01] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:27:35 towards level 68.
[11/06/22 08:11:27] d4n13L was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:16:49 from level 70.
[11/06/22 08:16:07] nawcom was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:47:38 from level 64.
[11/06/22 08:49:15] SirBummelz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SirBummelz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/22 09:03:22] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:31:47 from level 63.
[11/06/22 09:25:11] gusto walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:56:47 from level 51.
[11/06/22 10:46:19] freeboson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:38:33 from level 70.
[11/06/22 11:56:12] bg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:50:55 towards level 72.
[11/06/22 11:58:39] damyan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:46:27 from level 67.
[11/06/22 12:12:18] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:51:37 towards level 69.
[11/06/22 12:57:19] AlinConstantin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:43 towards level 28.
[11/06/22 14:00:34] MadMan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:28:15 towards level 69.
[11/06/22 14:07:11] scumola burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! scumola's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/22 14:31:19] Russell was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:10 towards level 66.
[11/06/22 14:35:47] Algernon spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Algernon's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/22 14:53:06] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:08 towards level 67.
[11/06/22 15:00:43] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:53:26 towards level 59.
[11/06/22 15:08:06] jaxson walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:19:22 from level 68.
[11/06/22 16:50:15] pasquale found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:34:45 towards level 60.
[11/06/22 17:51:06] gradator's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gradator's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/22 18:03:54] ephemer0l ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:01:22 from level 62.
[11/06/22 18:20:30] solarsparq spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! solarsparq's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/22 18:34:09] tomhek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:31:44 from level 69.
[11/06/22 19:07:24] Carl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Carl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/22 20:30:07] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:37 towards level 67.
[11/06/22 22:13:23] hdm's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hdm's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/22 23:31:13] pasquale's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pasquale's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/22 00:10:28] Beefcan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Beefcan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/22 00:30:08] Thorael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:49 towards level 70.
[11/07/22 01:14:59] LeD got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:26 towards level 59.
[11/07/22 02:16:45] nyuszika7h got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:26:32 towards level 70.
[11/07/22 03:02:33] vegadark found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:01 towards level 72.
[11/07/22 04:43:23] kinus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:01 towards level 63.
[11/07/22 05:19:07] Tabmow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:55 towards level 61.
[11/07/22 06:45:27] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:39:23 towards level 65.
[11/07/22 07:33:57] LeD was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:45 towards level 59.
[11/07/22 07:49:25] V tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:14 towards level 71.
[11/07/22 08:16:24] ramdac got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:59:50 from level 41.
[11/07/22 08:25:29] Lnk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:04 towards level 73.
[11/07/22 09:04:21] AlexS tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:38 towards level 64.
[11/07/22 09:55:49] Tangles's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tangles's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/22 10:14:38] pfoley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:56:59 from level 67.
[11/07/22 10:35:06] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:32:27 towards level 68.
[11/07/22 10:40:33] io got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:55:42 towards level 74.
[11/07/22 10:46:07] nya was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:44:23 towards level 69.
[11/07/22 11:11:06] dyvonna was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:22:30 from level 62.
[11/07/22 11:35:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dyvonna's tunic! dyvonna's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/22 12:23:09] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:23 towards level 68.
[11/07/22 12:26:30] Pinkman walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:23:12 from level 67.
[11/07/22 12:41:03] vegadark's charm ate a bolt of lightning! vegadark's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/22 13:14:30] ramdac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:25 towards level 41.
[11/07/22 13:32:07] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:44 towards level 68.
[11/07/22 14:17:37] judahnator met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:27:07 from level 57.
[11/07/22 14:19:47] Zaratustra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:30:04 towards level 64.
[11/07/22 15:31:16] nyuszika7h was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:26:29 towards level 70.
[11/07/22 15:41:42] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:08:59 towards level 71.
[11/07/22 15:51:23] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:37 towards level 73.
[11/07/22 15:57:13] nawcom found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:11 towards level 64.
[11/07/22 17:29:27] Berserker found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:23 towards level 39.
[11/07/22 17:35:44] washclof was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:23:05 from level 74.
[11/07/22 17:43:48] canton7 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:06:08 towards level 69.
[11/07/22 18:11:53] eroc1990 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:16:10 towards level 55.
[11/07/22 18:27:29] Kachin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kachin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/22 18:32:30] HeavyPodda found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:45 towards level 67.
[11/07/22 18:36:16] gildarts hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:53:10 towards level 67.
[11/07/22 18:42:56] Tuxx was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:35 from level 28.
[11/07/22 19:11:53] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:06:03 towards level 71.
[11/07/22 19:24:05] achin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:54:05 towards level 57.
[11/07/22 20:10:06] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:50:58 towards level 73.
[11/07/22 22:51:12] mordac gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:38:22 towards level 70.
[11/07/22 23:26:56] SuzakuMedli was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:40:43 from level 53.
[11/07/22 23:45:18] kenyon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:23:33 from level 71.
[11/08/22 00:11:47] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:30:28 towards level 67.
[11/08/22 00:21:11] csc2ya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:47 towards level 60.
[11/08/22 00:29:46] Thorael was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:12:11 from level 71.
[11/08/22 00:56:38] Tabmow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:19 towards level 61.
[11/08/22 01:04:57] GilbertErik's charm ate a bolt of lightning! GilbertErik's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/22 01:49:41] talisein bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:58 towards level 71.
[11/08/22 01:50:32] apb got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:15:38 from level 69.
[11/08/22 02:00:47] canton7 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! canton7's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/22 02:47:40] TheSilentLink hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:44:36 towards level 64.
[11/08/22 04:08:53] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:14:38 towards level 72.
[11/08/22 04:29:10] Platonides was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:45:37 towards level 64.
[11/08/22 05:38:13] Wolf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:53 towards level 72.
[11/08/22 05:47:39] TimWolla found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:19:27 towards level 74.
[11/08/22 06:31:15] jaxson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:26:04 from level 68.
[11/08/22 06:33:06] jayvee found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:59:06 towards level 71.
[11/08/22 08:04:46] Russell was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:53 towards level 66.
[11/08/22 08:14:15] nawcom tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:26 towards level 64.
[11/08/22 08:44:54] apb burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! apb's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/22 09:05:29] StalkR's charm ate a bolt of lightning! StalkR's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/22 09:34:56] style slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! style's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/22 10:01:55] Chuck's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Chuck's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/22 10:35:05] Arch ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:40:58 from level 66.
[11/08/22 11:02:54] Theleveler gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:20:04 towards level 74.
[11/08/22 11:24:25] Khorne fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:01:39 from level 72.
[11/08/22 13:08:43] linear found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:43 towards level 28.
[11/08/22 14:01:57] Kronan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:22 towards level 59.
[11/08/22 14:09:35] tmberg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:01:09 from level 68.
[11/08/22 14:33:19] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:15:42 towards level 73.
[11/08/22 15:04:53] Sombra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:27:13 from level 73.
[11/08/22 16:07:52] pallas slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pallas's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/22 16:17:03] Asara hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:30:45 towards level 72.
[11/08/22 17:02:06] The local wizard imbued fstrelok's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! fstrelok's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/22 17:07:01] Misza was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:02:49 towards level 67.
[11/08/22 17:10:05] aqsd's charm ate a bolt of lightning! aqsd's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/22 17:14:42] Hex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:56:32 towards level 61.
[11/08/22 17:59:32] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:20:20 towards level 69.
[11/08/22 18:41:45] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:44 towards level 70.
[11/08/22 19:03:37] dwfreed bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:11:20 towards level 73.
[11/08/22 19:22:32] SuzakuMedli's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SuzakuMedli's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/22 19:47:35] ramdac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:21 towards level 42.
[11/08/22 19:53:16] zcy found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:42 towards level 54.
[11/08/22 20:24:32] tsr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:24:42 towards level 67.
[11/08/22 20:28:38] ukleinek has dealt zcy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:07:36 is added to zcy's clock.
[11/08/22 20:55:59] sky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:05:05 towards level 69.
[11/08/22 21:24:08] gildarts found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:20:45 towards level 67.
[11/08/22 21:53:30] t3chn0 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:38:28 from level 69.
[11/08/22 21:54:36] enteral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:30:26 towards level 58.
[11/08/22 22:26:49] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:43 towards level 58.
[11/08/22 22:50:45] buyoq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:05 towards level 67.
[11/09/22 02:10:26] EddieT137 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:56:26 towards level 64.
[11/09/22 02:24:14] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:31 towards level 69.
[11/09/22 02:26:24] aqsd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:56:02 towards level 69.
[11/09/22 02:58:37] gildarts was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:37:14 from level 67.
[11/09/22 03:15:25] gildarts found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:15:21 towards level 67.
[11/09/22 03:55:45] csc2ya ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:17:10 from level 60.
[11/09/22 04:05:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Platonides's tunic! Platonides's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/22 04:10:12] Misza was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:22:34 towards level 67.
[11/09/22 05:02:33] SirBummelz walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:09:14 from level 63.
[11/09/22 05:31:25] ion burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ion's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/09/22 05:48:37] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:49:23 towards level 66.
[11/09/22 06:39:13] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:36:50 towards level 74.
[11/09/22 08:02:24] spex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:18:09 towards level 70.
[11/09/22 08:19:21] soltys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:48:52 towards level 71.
[11/09/22 09:07:19] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:04 towards level 72.
[11/09/22 09:37:49] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:44:06 towards level 73.
[11/09/22 10:08:25] Yarosh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:43 from level 69.
[11/09/22 10:41:44] aqsd's charm ate a bolt of lightning! aqsd's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/22 11:20:22] gdm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:53:05 towards level 57.
[11/09/22 11:40:16] Wolf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:46 towards level 72.
[11/09/22 13:35:57] Gorek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:39:08 towards level 73.
[11/09/22 13:49:15] dwfreed spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! dwfreed's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/09/22 14:00:23] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:29:37 towards level 62.
[11/09/22 14:04:15] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:28 towards level 67.
[11/09/22 14:32:27] damyan has dealt d4n13L a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:35:47 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[11/09/22 15:08:26] TauPan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:45:12 towards level 62.
[11/09/22 15:35:48] talisein had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:21 towards level 71.
[11/09/22 15:41:25] kiska was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:57 towards level 56.
[11/09/22 15:44:08] The local wizard imbued kenyon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kenyon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/22 16:04:56] Kurenai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:59 towards level 58.
[11/09/22 16:36:35] Kronan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:07 towards level 59.
[11/09/22 17:35:21] ahmubashshir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:07:45 towards level 60.
[11/09/22 17:43:59] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:07 towards level 40.
[11/09/22 18:05:45] CodeGeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:49:28 towards level 70.
[11/09/22 18:27:35] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:03:46 towards level 73.
[11/09/22 19:05:34] hdm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:24 towards level 74.
[11/09/22 19:07:34] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:24 towards level 71.
[11/09/22 20:12:38] KindOne was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:39:10 from level 65.
[11/09/22 20:33:47] judahnator has dealt binaryhermit a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:21:47 is added to binaryhermit's clock.
[11/09/22 20:36:57] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:29:40 towards level 73.
[11/09/22 20:55:59] yNos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:46 towards level 64.
[11/09/22 21:27:52] idleevil was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:10:26 from level 60.
[11/09/22 21:51:03] anarcat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:47 towards level 74.
[11/09/22 21:56:02] buzel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:35:12 towards level 72.
[11/09/22 22:03:21] nawcom got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:30 towards level 64.
[11/09/22 22:53:56] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:55 towards level 69.
[11/09/22 23:12:32] wollu reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! wollu's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/22 00:17:29] V reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! V's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/22 00:35:47] spex was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:50:16 from level 70.
[11/10/22 00:54:27] binaryhermit hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:06 towards level 47.
[11/10/22 00:55:19] Omega caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:52:48 towards level 65.
[11/10/22 01:20:31] tsr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:08:33 towards level 67.
[11/10/22 01:28:02] nyuszika7h got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:57 towards level 70.
[11/10/22 03:00:41] misha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:18 towards level 72.
[11/10/22 03:48:36] misha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:10 towards level 72.
[11/10/22 04:14:25] bobvador was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:40:47 towards level 70.
[11/10/22 04:38:14] The local wizard imbued TauPan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TauPan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/22 04:50:18] Finley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:58:14 from level 58.
[11/10/22 05:07:48] idleevil found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:13:01 towards level 60.
[11/10/22 05:12:16] Fenrik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:14 towards level 70.
[11/10/22 05:27:24] laama had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:56:32 towards level 69.
[11/10/22 06:20:23] sc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:13 towards level 73.
[11/10/22 07:10:00] GilbertErik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:36 towards level 65.
[11/10/22 07:44:43] bsleep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:29 towards level 67.
[11/10/22 08:07:07] AlinConstantin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:50 towards level 34.
[11/10/22 08:08:04] zifnab06 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:00:11 from level 67.
[11/10/22 08:09:19] buzel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:43:21 towards level 72.
[11/10/22 08:12:02] talisein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:41:59 towards level 72.
[11/10/22 08:23:58] contyk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:51:17 towards level 55.
[11/10/22 08:59:30] Khorne found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:25 towards level 72.
[11/10/22 10:09:32] Russell found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:52 towards level 66.
[11/10/22 11:14:43] idleneutral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:12:25 towards level 59.
[11/10/22 11:25:54] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:25 towards level 72.
[11/10/22 11:55:27] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:00:31 towards level 64.
[11/10/22 11:56:30] MadMan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:51:04 from level 69.
[11/10/22 12:06:23] pallas had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:58 towards level 45.
[11/10/22 12:24:18] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:46 towards level 58.
[11/10/22 12:24:21] jayvee was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:51:52 from level 71.
[11/10/22 12:24:48] Alarien's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Alarien's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/22 12:34:23] Finley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:57 towards level 58.
[11/10/22 12:45:55] tmberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:49 towards level 68.
[11/10/22 13:13:10] pallas was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:50 towards level 45.
[11/10/22 13:46:22] nyuszika7h spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! nyuszika7h's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/10/22 14:59:11] n0ssh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:04:22 from level 49.
[11/10/22 15:42:49] HeavyPodda fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:57:18 from level 68.
[11/10/22 15:59:37] muirrum caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:17:54 towards level 55.
[11/10/22 17:05:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jayvee's tunic! jayvee's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/22 17:38:28] idleevil has dealt enteral a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:52:12 is added to enteral's clock.
[11/10/22 17:39:10] MadMan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:22:41 from level 69.
[11/10/22 18:05:56] elf was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:40:24 from level 71.
[11/10/22 18:41:51] damyan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:21:37 towards level 67.
[11/10/22 18:50:47] Thorael ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:28:08 from level 71.
[11/10/22 19:41:59] Aksej ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:40:29 from level 66.
[11/10/22 19:47:21] Techman was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:26:36 from level 73.
[11/10/22 20:18:28] talisein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:38:38 towards level 72.
[11/10/22 20:58:58] wollu was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:34 from level 31.
[11/10/22 21:23:34] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:48 towards level 72.
[11/11/22 00:13:01] laama found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:09 towards level 69.
[11/11/22 00:27:04] brycec was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:19:02 towards level 66.
[11/11/22 00:40:19] bg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:28:01 from level 72.
[11/11/22 01:29:18] starlink reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! starlink's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/11/22 01:58:27] Forud was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:25 towards level 69.
[11/11/22 02:40:31] Russell has dealt Feras a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:50:54 is added to Feras's clock.
[11/11/22 03:12:32] bsleep was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:42:41 from level 67.
[11/11/22 03:29:56] jaxson's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jaxson's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/11/22 03:41:52] kinus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:35 towards level 63.
[11/11/22 04:08:20] aqsd found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:22:47 towards level 69.
[11/11/22 04:22:11] n0ssh fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:31:30 from level 49.
[11/11/22 06:04:31] yano got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:05:35 from level 69.
[11/11/22 06:12:50] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:10:07 towards level 67.
[11/11/22 06:27:15] gradator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:46:00 towards level 71.
[11/11/22 06:43:27] bsleep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:55 towards level 67.
[11/11/22 06:47:01] wollu was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:52 from level 32.
[11/11/22 06:51:26] Finley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:45 towards level 58.
[11/11/22 07:03:13] bookworm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:54:45 from level 66.
[11/11/22 07:10:20] vegadark ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:38:26 from level 73.
[11/11/22 08:03:12] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:46:12 towards level 70.
[11/11/22 08:29:48] hugga was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:48:57 from level 64.
[11/11/22 09:06:05] Finley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:31 towards level 58.
[11/11/22 09:16:07] tmberg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:40:33 from level 68.
[11/11/22 09:40:57] MadMan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:17:29 towards level 69.
[11/11/22 09:57:10] Fehu fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:36:57 from level 63.
[11/11/22 10:16:08] noex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:16:18 towards level 58.
[11/11/22 10:42:20] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:21:25 towards level 66.
[11/11/22 12:32:21] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:37:07 towards level 68.
[11/11/22 13:09:52] aqsd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:31:57 towards level 69.
[11/11/22 13:23:19] enteral's charm ate a bolt of lightning! enteral's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/11/22 14:24:38] washclof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:41 towards level 74.
[11/11/22 14:57:50] mordac slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! mordac's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/11/22 15:18:10] pfoley reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pfoley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/11/22 16:20:37] Destruia found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:44:29 towards level 65.
[11/11/22 16:55:56] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:00 towards level 73.
[11/11/22 18:27:56] style had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:40 towards level 65.
[11/11/22 19:45:49] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 18:25:29 towards level 68.
[11/11/22 20:31:36] Tabmow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:48 towards level 61.
[11/11/22 20:40:35] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:56 towards level 58.
[11/11/22 20:54:53] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:18 towards level 71.
[11/11/22 20:57:08] iiriix discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:38 towards level 68.
[11/11/22 21:36:06] Tabmow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:26 towards level 61.
[11/11/22 23:57:57] kinus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kinus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/22 00:43:47] TimeWarp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:38:32 towards level 59.
[11/12/22 00:45:39] damyan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:05 towards level 67.
[11/12/22 01:23:04] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:13:45 towards level 61.
[11/12/22 01:58:32] Gorek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:53:13 from level 73.
[11/12/22 01:59:11] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:25 towards level 71.
[11/12/22 02:18:57] kinus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:20 towards level 63.
[11/12/22 02:50:30] CompanionCube hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:10:23 towards level 72.
[11/12/22 03:33:53] dwfreed was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:33:19 towards level 73.
[11/12/22 04:31:32] scumola burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! scumola's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/22 05:16:20] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:37 towards level 69.
[11/12/22 05:22:18] ZOTTA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:18:27 towards level 61.
[11/12/22 05:28:28] Minus got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:53:25 from level 59.
[11/12/22 06:34:47] Arch bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:10:52 towards level 66.
[11/12/22 06:46:19] aqsd burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! aqsd's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/22 07:08:05] Wam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:52 towards level 63.
[11/12/22 09:24:53] Stevland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:41 towards level 66.
[11/12/22 09:35:04] CodeGeek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:33:40 towards level 70.
[11/12/22 09:44:57] Tangles was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:33:45 from level 67.
[11/12/22 09:59:56] Kritzefitz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:44:24 towards level 69.
[11/12/22 10:17:33] Asara met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:34:57 from level 72.
[11/12/22 10:53:46] el was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:55:11 from level 70.
[11/12/22 11:34:28] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:28:25 towards level 66.
[11/12/22 11:44:12] kenyon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kenyon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/22 11:57:26] cornfeedhobo burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! cornfeedhobo's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/22 12:01:08] binaryhermit bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:30 towards level 47.
[11/12/22 12:59:58] Centrixx hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:35 towards level 72.
[11/12/22 13:15:31] starlink discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:19:02 towards level 68.
[11/12/22 13:52:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hax404's tunic! hax404's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/22 14:18:13] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:36 towards level 69.
[11/12/22 14:43:43] _sh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:04:32 towards level 72.
[11/12/22 14:49:50] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:30 towards level 72.
[11/12/22 15:21:34] BenDover walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:33:15 from level 50.
[11/12/22 16:12:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on anarcat's tunic! anarcat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/22 16:53:17] Techman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:52:45 towards level 73.
[11/12/22 17:07:38] TimeWarp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:38:43 towards level 59.
[11/12/22 17:17:40] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:00 towards level 74.
[11/12/22 17:55:19] Alarien ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:10:04 from level 67.
[11/12/22 17:59:17] allo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:55:39 towards level 72.
[11/12/22 19:49:24] t3chn0's charm ate a bolt of lightning! t3chn0's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/22 20:25:35] csc2ya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:00 towards level 60.
[11/12/22 20:51:25] TauPan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TauPan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/22 21:10:47] TimeWarp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:25:15 towards level 59.
[11/12/22 21:26:32] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:42:00 towards level 71.
[11/12/22 21:28:23] GilbertErik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:20 towards level 65.
[11/12/22 22:08:55] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:43:05 towards level 72.
[11/12/22 22:10:25] binaryhermit was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:46 towards level 47.
[11/12/22 23:08:01] io gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:41 towards level 74.
[11/12/22 23:09:04] binaryhermit was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:27:16 from level 48.
[11/12/22 23:18:54] talisein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:04:27 towards level 72.
[11/13/22 00:23:33] JigmeDatse was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:02:02 towards level 67.
[11/13/22 00:57:59] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:44:52 from level 56.
[11/13/22 01:29:14] HellSpawn was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:41:44 from level 69.
[11/13/22 01:49:17] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:05:58 towards level 66.
[11/13/22 01:50:47] Russell has dealt canton7 a Critical Strike! 9 days, 05:09:13 is added to canton7's clock.
[11/13/22 02:23:26] SuzakuMedli tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:28 towards level 53.
[11/13/22 02:45:07] zcy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:22 towards level 54.
[11/13/22 03:35:02] Minus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:28:45 towards level 59.
[11/13/22 04:43:53] solarsparq slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! solarsparq's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/13/22 04:54:59] anarcat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:43 towards level 74.
[11/13/22 05:13:57] style found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:14 towards level 65.
[11/13/22 06:02:29] Acolarh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:53 from level 69.
[11/13/22 06:11:22] Platonides was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:58:36 towards level 64.
[11/13/22 07:12:07] buyoq was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:28:46 from level 68.
[11/13/22 07:20:03] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:03 towards level 70.
[11/13/22 08:13:56] elf was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:48 from level 71.
[11/13/22 08:43:32] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:12:57 towards level 69.
[11/13/22 09:01:03] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:55:35 from level 70.
[11/13/22 09:11:41] zifnab06 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:38:45 towards level 67.
[11/13/22 09:12:14] Ecko caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:21:55 towards level 62.
[11/13/22 09:18:24] jacob1 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:58:35 towards level 73.
[11/13/22 09:18:42] Aksej reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Aksej's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/22 09:34:28] Bolded has dealt laama a Critical Strike! 4 days, 10:22:00 is added to laama's clock.
[11/13/22 11:06:01] RussellB spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! RussellB's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/13/22 11:21:01] solarsparq was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:17:25 towards level 58.
[11/13/22 13:33:09] RussellB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:30:12 towards level 70.
[11/13/22 13:40:56] vegadark caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:46:37 towards level 73.
[11/13/22 14:29:38] bsleep fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:01:31 from level 67.
[11/13/22 14:42:08] Finley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:52:17 towards level 59.
[11/13/22 17:10:09] bg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:10:51 towards level 72.
[11/13/22 17:14:13] Covid-19 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:04 towards level 68.
[11/13/22 17:21:44] SirBummelz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:53:22 towards level 63.
[11/13/22 17:51:14] Sombra has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:03:56 is added to Tangles's clock.
[11/13/22 18:06:41] SSLbits spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! SSLbits's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/13/22 18:42:20] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:59:30 towards level 72.
[11/13/22 19:16:42] bookworm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:24:31 from level 66.
[11/13/22 19:23:34] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:10 towards level 56.
[11/13/22 21:28:54] TimWolla caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:12:21 towards level 74.
[11/13/22 21:30:04] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:45:43 towards level 70.
[11/13/22 22:09:12] misha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:09:50 towards level 73.
[11/13/22 22:47:04] el has dealt kptr a Critical Strike! 10 days, 07:21:04 is added to kptr's clock.
[11/13/22 22:53:12] zankore fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:04:06 from level 63.
[11/13/22 23:04:41] yano ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:48:27 from level 69.
[11/14/22 00:03:35] Kachin was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:18:30 from level 67.
[11/14/22 01:06:10] AlinConstantin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:51 towards level 37.
[11/14/22 01:28:37] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:41 towards level 73.
[11/14/22 01:42:55] TheSilentLink tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:42:50 towards level 64.
[11/14/22 02:13:31] The local wizard imbued Platonides's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Platonides's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/22 02:27:14] bg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:51:47 from level 72.
[11/14/22 02:32:48] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:47:27 towards level 74.
[11/14/22 02:43:50] drahthaar burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! drahthaar's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/14/22 04:22:59] Chuck was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:04:00 from level 69.
[11/14/22 04:55:53] binaryhermit had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:19 towards level 48.
[11/14/22 05:53:25] blabber discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:00:09 towards level 69.
[11/14/22 06:16:22] pwae burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pwae's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/14/22 06:25:20] BastelBot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:10:34 from level 70.
[11/14/22 07:53:56] CornFly's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! CornFly's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/14/22 08:21:20] Misza ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:43:23 from level 67.
[11/14/22 09:28:53] zcy ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:48:46 from level 54.
[11/14/22 09:35:39] ion reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ion's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/22 10:16:16] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:16 towards level 69.
[11/14/22 11:01:50] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:04:55 towards level 70.
[11/14/22 11:23:56] zcy tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:24 towards level 54.
[11/14/22 12:11:15] washclof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:01 towards level 74.
[11/14/22 12:32:50] thornrag caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:54 towards level 69.
[11/14/22 12:36:17] Tabmow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:35 from level 61.
[11/14/22 13:07:03] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:07 towards level 73.
[11/14/22 13:56:57] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:50 towards level 73.
[11/14/22 14:30:53] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:26:04 towards level 72.
[11/14/22 14:40:04] gradator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:37:07 towards level 71.
[11/14/22 15:02:30] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:24 towards level 69.
[11/14/22 15:25:05] Tuxx bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:22 towards level 37.
[11/14/22 16:02:26] Kritzefitz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:56 towards level 69.
[11/14/22 16:03:51] Aylat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:45:41 from level 41.
[11/14/22 16:25:47] Ganonk met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:29 from level 44.
[11/14/22 17:13:46] Pinkman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:19 towards level 67.
[11/14/22 17:19:26] Carl's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Carl's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/22 17:37:05] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:05 towards level 69.
[11/14/22 17:47:10] Berserker ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:40 from level 41.
[11/14/22 19:15:41] Algernon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:38:29 towards level 68.
[11/14/22 19:20:30] Ganonk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:00 towards level 44.
[11/14/22 19:32:57] signofzeta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:34:22 towards level 65.
[11/14/22 20:41:13] linear was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:31 towards level 36.
[11/14/22 22:38:25] Fehu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:48:13 towards level 64.
[11/15/22 00:07:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ephemer0l's tunic! ephemer0l's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/22 00:50:51] eroc1990's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! eroc1990's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/22 01:45:25] misha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:23:55 towards level 73.
[11/15/22 01:50:50] freeboson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:37 towards level 70.
[11/15/22 03:22:34] Stevland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:13 towards level 66.
[11/15/22 04:57:23] idlegood got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:26:50 towards level 61.
[11/15/22 05:03:30] bookworm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:24 towards level 66.
[11/15/22 06:33:11] SirNeo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:15:23 towards level 54.
[11/15/22 08:02:18] el was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:18:02 towards level 70.
[11/15/22 10:01:36] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:38 towards level 69.
[11/15/22 10:31:33] Stevland hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:47:22 towards level 67.
[11/15/22 10:39:16] Cockatrice walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:21 from level 58.
[11/15/22 10:53:40] KindOne was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:36:10 from level 65.
[11/15/22 12:35:35] GRIZZLYMAN's charm ate a bolt of lightning! GRIZZLYMAN's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/22 12:49:50] Lnk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:41:37 towards level 74.
[11/15/22 13:10:57] Psilocybe's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Psilocybe's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/22 13:19:38] The local wizard imbued starlink's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! starlink's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/22 13:24:09] Kachin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:20:46 from level 67.
[11/15/22 14:04:47] Alarien was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:08:13 from level 67.
[11/15/22 14:18:35] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:02:49 towards level 66.
[11/15/22 15:33:45] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:18:47 from level 68.
[11/15/22 15:54:52] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:28 towards level 69.
[11/15/22 16:10:50] misha has dealt talisein a Critical Strike! 3 days, 16:41:21 is added to talisein's clock.
[11/15/22 16:20:37] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:48 towards level 72.
[11/15/22 16:39:45] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:03 towards level 71.
[11/15/22 17:21:42] CrashOverride got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:49:37 towards level 73.
[11/15/22 17:51:59] HeavyPodda found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:41:08 towards level 68.
[11/15/22 18:46:26] Andrio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:42 towards level 66.
[11/15/22 18:57:13] MadMan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:20:06 towards level 69.
[11/15/22 19:18:15] Algernon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:25:30 from level 68.
[11/15/22 19:30:05] Andrio was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:50:13 from level 66.
[11/15/22 19:30:50] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:36:36 towards level 70.
[11/15/22 19:56:40] SirBummelz was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:45:13 from level 63.
[11/15/22 19:58:07] washclof was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:58:16 towards level 75.
[11/15/22 20:05:08] Ankhers has dealt el a Critical Strike! 4 days, 20:25:20 is added to el's clock.
[11/15/22 20:28:59] fstrelok gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:00 towards level 57.
[11/15/22 20:37:31] HeavyPodda burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! HeavyPodda's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/15/22 20:55:07] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:02 towards level 67.
[11/15/22 21:21:50] pallas had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:26 towards level 46.
[11/15/22 21:24:53] style was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:39 from level 65.
[11/15/22 21:32:37] kptr ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:49:42 from level 71.
[11/15/22 21:42:27] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:03 towards level 73.
[11/15/22 22:34:11] contyk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:39:26 from level 55.
[11/15/22 23:03:23] scumola found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:31 towards level 66.
[11/15/22 23:41:29] KindOne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:39:33 towards level 65.
[11/16/22 00:32:09] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:41 towards level 66.
[11/16/22 00:58:23] MetaNova found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:02:53 towards level 71.
[11/16/22 01:09:02] Wolf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:40 towards level 72.
[11/16/22 01:24:11] tsr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:53:48 towards level 67.
[11/16/22 01:35:41] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:52 towards level 73.
[11/16/22 02:23:47] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:26:40 towards level 74.
[11/16/22 02:24:30] Forud got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:45:39 from level 70.
[11/16/22 02:30:40] signofzeta found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:25:23 towards level 65.
[11/16/22 02:32:07] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:08 towards level 73.
[11/16/22 02:38:47] Beefcan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:10:29 towards level 61.
[11/16/22 03:28:46] Lnk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:38:48 towards level 74.
[11/16/22 03:30:28] Fenrik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:07 towards level 70.
[11/16/22 04:49:50] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:37:33 towards level 75.
[11/16/22 05:22:46] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:18:50 towards level 69.
[11/16/22 05:59:38] TauPan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:31 towards level 62.
[11/16/22 06:12:14] Feras's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Feras's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/22 06:54:33] GilbertErik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:25:21 towards level 66.
[11/16/22 07:30:16] hax404 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:47:32 towards level 70.
[11/16/22 07:56:14] canton7 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:44:50 towards level 69.
[11/16/22 08:07:31] ephemer0l was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:16:52 from level 63.
[11/16/22 08:23:54] Wolf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:46 towards level 72.
[11/16/22 08:52:42] ZOTTA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:26 towards level 61.
[11/16/22 08:57:25] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CodeGeek's tunic! CodeGeek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/22 09:00:37] binaryhermit had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:38 towards level 48.
[11/16/22 09:01:34] Finley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:53:56 towards level 59.
[11/16/22 09:49:32] AlinConstantin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:39 towards level 39.
[11/16/22 10:13:01] starlink was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:33:56 from level 68.
[11/16/22 10:21:32] V was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:08:56 from level 72.
[11/16/22 10:50:41] BenDover had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:56 towards level 50.
[11/16/22 11:28:50] judahnator discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:40:13 towards level 57.
[11/16/22 11:38:50] binaryhermit ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:05:09 from level 48.
[11/16/22 12:05:10] StalkR got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:50:01 from level 68.
[11/16/22 14:42:22] EddieT137 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:16:25 towards level 64.
[11/16/22 16:07:21] AlexS found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:46:42 towards level 65.
[11/16/22 16:30:45] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:02 towards level 62.
[11/16/22 18:08:40] AlexS found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:17:01 towards level 65.
[11/16/22 18:43:58] cadfael reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cadfael's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/22 18:47:38] Chuck's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Chuck's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/22 18:48:35] idleneutral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:33:26 towards level 59.
[11/16/22 19:54:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pallas's tunic! pallas's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/22 19:55:28] Techman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:55:47 towards level 73.
[11/16/22 20:36:06] SirNeo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:32:26 from level 54.
[11/16/22 20:50:57] DownAndUp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:03:56 towards level 61.
[11/16/22 21:18:25] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:04 towards level 69.
[11/16/22 21:23:08] Ganonk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:24 towards level 45.
[11/16/22 22:12:38] bsleep bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:59:55 towards level 68.
[11/16/22 22:21:22] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:13 towards level 66.
[11/16/22 22:49:27] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:42:20 towards level 71.
[11/16/22 22:56:38] ukleinek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:21:32 from level 67.
[11/16/22 23:30:04] Andrio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:59 towards level 66.
[11/17/22 00:01:34] tmberg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:09 from level 68.
[11/17/22 00:12:42] Wolf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:59:42 from level 73.
[11/17/22 00:31:04] kenyon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:45:48 from level 71.
[11/17/22 00:56:40] blabber found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:12:12 towards level 69.
[11/17/22 01:11:58] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 17:17:59 towards level 68.
[11/17/22 01:18:36] gdm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:33:55 towards level 57.
[11/17/22 02:05:10] rawgreaze hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:12:20 towards level 63.
[11/17/22 03:03:10] pasquale was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:39:43 towards level 60.
[11/17/22 03:46:57] Cirdan has dealt contyk a Critical Strike! 4 days, 04:44:00 is added to contyk's clock.
[11/17/22 04:11:48] kenyon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:51:11 from level 71.
[11/17/22 04:51:14] Fehu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:58:54 towards level 64.
[11/17/22 05:05:33] zankore found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:37 towards level 63.
[11/17/22 07:15:52] Kurenai found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:09:28 towards level 59.
[11/17/22 07:34:10] drahthaar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:42 towards level 73.
[11/17/22 08:13:31] Covid-19 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:48:43 towards level 69.
[11/17/22 09:32:03] "\@_ slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! "\@_'s charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/17/22 09:48:03] jayvee found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:53:33 towards level 71.
[11/17/22 10:30:53] Silvanus_Betrium ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:52:56 from level 65.
[11/17/22 10:34:15] hdm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:01:41 towards level 75.
[11/17/22 11:49:57] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:46:09 towards level 70.
[11/17/22 12:52:09] ion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:31:20 from level 74.
[11/17/22 12:54:00] SuzakuMedli's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SuzakuMedli's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/22 13:16:22] tswsl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:29 from level 72.
[11/17/22 13:17:01] Kurenai's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kurenai's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/22 13:25:15] sky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:14:45 towards level 69.
[11/17/22 15:05:32] "\@_'s shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! "\@_'s shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/17/22 15:10:30] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:06:20 towards level 72.
[11/17/22 16:31:30] Kachin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:17:34 towards level 67.
[11/17/22 16:36:13] zcy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:17:21 towards level 55.
[11/17/22 16:51:02] xbill was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:16:40 from level 76.
[11/17/22 17:35:00] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:33:58 towards level 71.
[11/17/22 18:21:02] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:16:15 towards level 72.
[11/17/22 18:59:53] zankore found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:20 towards level 63.
[11/17/22 21:22:25] BenDover got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:22:10 from level 51.
[11/17/22 21:44:04] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:43:51 towards level 71.
[11/17/22 22:15:43] jayvee was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:06:59 from level 71.
[11/17/22 22:45:16] JigmeDatse hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:14:57 towards level 67.
[11/17/22 23:11:15] Aksej discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:46:49 towards level 67.
[11/17/22 23:21:11] t3chn0's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! t3chn0's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/22 23:41:15] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:07 towards level 64.
[11/17/22 23:42:30] vadas was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:59 towards level 25.
[11/18/22 01:43:47] shikhin was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:08:32 from level 71.
[11/18/22 01:52:37] Arch was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:37:39 from level 66.
[11/18/22 02:09:59] rawgreaze was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:26:18 towards level 63.
[11/18/22 02:43:10] washclof was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:59:06 from level 75.
[11/18/22 02:50:11] nya's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nya's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/22 03:03:44] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:06:55 towards level 72.
[11/18/22 03:40:08] tsr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:38:06 towards level 67.
[11/18/22 04:46:07] Tenedos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:20:43 towards level 64.
[11/18/22 04:56:45] Lnk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:36:41 towards level 74.
[11/18/22 06:14:43] hax404 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:26:34 towards level 70.
[11/18/22 07:16:42] pallas had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:53 towards level 47.
[11/18/22 07:33:45] "\@_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:33:50 towards level 70.
[11/18/22 08:41:19] blabber was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:44:45 towards level 69.
[11/18/22 09:20:17] Cirdan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:00 towards level 72.
[11/18/22 09:35:02] TheSilentLink walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:55:16 from level 64.
[11/18/22 10:05:44] Bolded got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:19:21 towards level 64.
[11/18/22 10:41:14] blabber was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:27:55 from level 69.
[11/18/22 11:02:57] Russell discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:42:30 towards level 67.
[11/18/22 12:15:28] ahmubashshir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:51 towards level 60.
[11/18/22 12:23:12] Stevland tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:37:00 towards level 67.
[11/18/22 12:58:12] Covid-19 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:33:50 towards level 69.
[11/18/22 13:07:13] EddieT137 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:15:42 from level 64.
[11/18/22 13:15:12] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:49 from level 73.
[11/18/22 13:33:34] Algernon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:05 towards level 68.
[11/18/22 13:55:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on simple's tunic! simple's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/22 14:27:49] Andrio got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:26:47 from level 67.
[11/18/22 14:39:40] apb's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! apb's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/18/22 14:44:08] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:29:29 towards level 64.
[11/18/22 15:56:37] Wolf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:10:56 towards level 73.
[11/18/22 16:10:27] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:30:53 towards level 69.
[11/18/22 17:15:47] BenDover got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:08 towards level 51.
[11/18/22 17:27:43] wowbagger was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:10 towards level 47.
[11/18/22 18:00:11] zifnab06 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:27 towards level 67.
[11/18/22 18:12:23] Wolf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:55:35 from level 73.
[11/18/22 19:19:36] judahnator was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:40:23 from level 57.
[11/18/22 19:43:26] The local wizard imbued ephemer0l's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ephemer0l's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/22 19:55:11] wowbagger bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:37 towards level 47.
[11/18/22 20:21:17] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:22:45 towards level 62.
[11/18/22 20:48:53] Kurenai found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:37:09 towards level 59.
[11/18/22 21:06:12] Cirdan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:00:03 towards level 72.
[11/18/22 21:49:50] idlegood hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:55:17 towards level 61.
[11/18/22 22:06:20] Fenrik was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:34:55 from level 70.
[11/18/22 22:37:10] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:27:43 towards level 72.
[11/18/22 22:43:11] warlord was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:13 towards level 14.
[11/18/22 23:18:33] tsr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:57 towards level 67.
[11/18/22 23:47:20] zcy spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! zcy's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/19/22 00:04:14] tsr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:54:14 from level 67.
[11/19/22 01:30:56] nya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:35 towards level 69.
[11/19/22 02:39:18] TimWolla was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:08:33 from level 74.
[11/19/22 03:38:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Techman's tunic! Techman's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/22 04:04:53] golgy was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:14:27 from level 68.
[11/19/22 04:43:27] tsr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:16:25 towards level 67.
[11/19/22 04:53:35] Fenrik was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:16:16 from level 70.
[11/19/22 04:53:56] DownAndUp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:09 towards level 61.
[11/19/22 07:55:42] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 16:26:15 towards level 68.
[11/19/22 08:33:41] misha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:15:41 towards level 73.
[11/19/22 10:52:36] nawcom ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:27:55 from level 65.
[11/19/22 11:53:10] mordac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:53:36 towards level 71.
[11/19/22 12:07:25] iiriix was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:07:45 from level 69.
[11/19/22 13:08:03] simple's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! simple's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/22 13:08:15] SuzakuMedli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:43:56 towards level 54.
[11/19/22 14:05:35] Centrixx got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:51:32 towards level 73.
[11/19/22 14:25:36] brycec ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:56:53 from level 66.
[11/19/22 15:51:19] idleneutral fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:40:47 from level 59.
[11/19/22 17:27:31] contyk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:19 towards level 55.
[11/19/22 17:32:47] Destruia tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:38 towards level 65.
[11/19/22 17:40:49] Tuxx found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:49 towards level 39.
[11/19/22 17:48:14] zankore caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:32 towards level 63.
[11/19/22 18:11:00] Silvanus_Betrium was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:00:44 towards level 65.
[11/19/22 19:13:06] ukleinek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:41:37 from level 67.
[11/19/22 19:15:00] washclof was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:46:08 from level 75.
[11/19/22 20:27:52] cadfael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:24:19 towards level 65.
[11/19/22 20:28:31] Ankhers fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:51:42 from level 68.
[11/19/22 22:50:52] Aylat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:09 towards level 43.
[11/20/22 00:23:28] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:36 towards level 72.
[11/20/22 00:25:43] Arch's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Arch's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/22 00:25:58] signofzeta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:30:08 towards level 65.
[11/20/22 00:35:00] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:08:04 towards level 70.
[11/20/22 01:33:26] bsleep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:03:56 towards level 68.
[11/20/22 01:42:19] RussellB fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:14:57 from level 70.
[11/20/22 02:14:27] Silvanus_Betrium was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:50:57 from level 65.
[11/20/22 02:17:43] Khorne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:56:07 towards level 73.
[11/20/22 02:47:05] CodeGeek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:57:36 from level 70.
[11/20/22 03:53:33] pyre found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:59:19 towards level 72.
[11/20/22 04:10:15] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:04 towards level 69.
[11/20/22 04:33:30] dyvonna found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:03 towards level 62.
[11/20/22 04:38:43] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:38:52 towards level 69.
[11/20/22 05:02:45] JamCow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:38:00 from level 69.
[11/20/22 05:08:22] misha ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:04:43 from level 73.
[11/20/22 05:29:14] contyk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:21 towards level 55.
[11/20/22 05:35:34] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:18:42 towards level 71.
[11/20/22 05:49:22] Nuae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:25 towards level 62.
[11/20/22 06:47:44] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:02 towards level 69.
[11/20/22 07:02:20] eising was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:06 from level 72.
[11/20/22 07:17:16] mordac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:46:33 towards level 71.
[11/20/22 07:49:07] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:50:42 towards level 72.
[11/20/22 08:35:38] KindOne was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:20:29 from level 65.
[11/20/22 10:43:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ToHellWithGA's tunic! ToHellWithGA's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/22 11:46:34] noex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:08 towards level 58.
[11/20/22 11:47:29] GilbertErik's charm ate a bolt of lightning! GilbertErik's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/22 12:27:52] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:03 towards level 73.
[11/20/22 12:45:05] Cockatrice was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:57:42 towards level 59.
[11/20/22 12:59:47] _sh fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:38:40 from level 72.
[11/20/22 13:05:54] BastelBot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:30:56 towards level 71.
[11/20/22 13:10:58] LeD found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:00 towards level 60.
[11/20/22 15:26:29] brycec spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! brycec's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/22 15:36:52] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:39:11 towards level 70.
[11/20/22 16:28:44] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:36 towards level 70.
[11/20/22 16:34:30] Lnk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:13:56 towards level 74.
[11/20/22 16:45:09] t3chn0 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:20 towards level 69.
[11/20/22 17:38:42] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:54 towards level 56.
[11/20/22 18:09:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bg's tunic! bg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/22 19:09:45] Tangles was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:38:32 from level 68.
[11/20/22 19:18:44] StalkR ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:36:05 from level 68.
[11/20/22 20:18:18] SSLbits walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:13:28 from level 62.
[11/20/22 20:19:33] Cockatrice got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:01:26 from level 59.
[11/20/22 20:39:22] Psilocybe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:45 towards level 71.
[11/20/22 20:48:33] Alarien's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Alarien's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/22 21:31:32] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:16:00 towards level 72.
[11/20/22 22:31:31] gusto has dealt idlegood a Critical Strike! 2 days, 07:14:24 is added to idlegood's clock.
[11/20/22 23:04:56] V tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:31:54 towards level 72.
[11/20/22 23:25:50] Centrixx hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:11:19 towards level 73.
[11/21/22 00:58:53] Tuxx discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:15 towards level 40.
[11/21/22 01:16:40] muirrum gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:56 towards level 55.
[11/21/22 01:32:10] Acolarh has dealt nawcom a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:32:12 is added to nawcom's clock.
[11/21/22 01:36:35] tomhek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:12:34 towards level 70.
[11/21/22 01:58:07] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:36:03 from level 72.
[11/21/22 03:31:45] achin spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! achin's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/22 04:27:38] bookworm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:53 towards level 66.
[11/21/22 04:31:24] warlord found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:32 towards level 28.
[11/21/22 05:12:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on brycec's tunic! brycec's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/22 05:43:59] linear fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:52 from level 39.
[11/21/22 06:29:53] pyre ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:42:22 from level 72.
[11/21/22 07:58:44] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:52:43 towards level 72.
[11/21/22 08:22:28] Thorael's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Thorael's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/22 08:36:04] SuzakuMedli reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SuzakuMedli's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/22 09:10:03] MetaNova was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:41 towards level 71.
[11/21/22 10:01:52] wollu's charm ate a bolt of lightning! wollu's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/22 10:12:21] aqsd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:32 towards level 69.
[11/21/22 10:32:54] enteral got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:22:39 from level 58.
[11/21/22 11:26:02] achin was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:18:44 from level 58.
[11/21/22 12:00:23] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:58:08 towards level 70.
[11/21/22 12:00:36] fstrelok was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:56 towards level 57.
[11/21/22 12:02:48] Covid-19 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:22:12 from level 69.
[11/21/22 12:19:00] eising discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:44 towards level 72.
[11/21/22 12:56:47] xbill hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:45:32 towards level 77.
[11/21/22 13:04:58] vegadark was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:19:33 from level 73.
[11/21/22 13:40:14] tomhek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:46:37 towards level 70.
[11/21/22 14:04:50] Covid-19 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:06:25 towards level 69.
[11/21/22 15:02:39] tomhek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:14:58 towards level 70.
[11/21/22 16:17:52] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:58 towards level 69.
[11/21/22 16:56:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on wowbagger's tunic! wowbagger's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/22 17:25:11] ChowderKeg slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ChowderKeg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/22 17:27:29] Kachin was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:53:37 from level 68.
[11/21/22 18:16:04] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:54 towards level 69.
[11/21/22 20:08:48] Asara gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:16:08 towards level 73.
[11/21/22 20:23:31] Sombra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:53:16 towards level 74.
[11/21/22 20:51:43] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:29:32 towards level 74.
[11/21/22 21:31:22] The local wizard imbued Aylat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Aylat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/22 21:35:38] scumola was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:34:12 from level 67.
[11/21/22 21:47:26] cornfeedhobo was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:26:22 from level 63.
[11/21/22 22:09:27] thornrag's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! thornrag's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/22 22:24:39] Bolded got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:48:31 from level 64.
[11/21/22 23:07:37] Misza gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:42:19 towards level 68.
[11/21/22 23:14:26] talisein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:39:22 towards level 72.
[11/21/22 23:14:35] nowz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:48 towards level 44.
[11/22/22 00:57:01] Aylat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:00 towards level 43.
[11/22/22 01:58:30] Ankhers was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:29:41 from level 68.
[11/22/22 05:45:43] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:37 towards level 71.
[11/22/22 06:15:40] thornrag was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:50:37 from level 70.
[11/22/22 07:35:27] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:08:00 towards level 64.
[11/22/22 07:43:56] apb has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:02:37 is added to kenyon's clock.
[11/22/22 07:49:04] thornrag was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:30:57 towards level 70.
[11/22/22 07:51:40] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:02 towards level 66.
[11/22/22 08:12:07] SirBummelz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:27:24 towards level 63.
[11/22/22 08:38:52] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:36:26 towards level 72.
[11/22/22 09:01:42] enteral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:16 towards level 58.
[11/22/22 09:02:12] Aylat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:18 towards level 43.
[11/22/22 09:30:45] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:45 towards level 69.
[11/22/22 09:30:51] Lnk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:53:25 towards level 74.
[11/22/22 09:56:14] Minus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:52:07 towards level 60.
[11/22/22 10:11:26] nya was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:09 from level 69.
[11/22/22 13:09:45] warlord found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:39 towards level 31.
[11/22/22 13:17:41] V got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:58:34 towards level 72.
[11/22/22 13:47:08] gdm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:20:05 towards level 57.
[11/22/22 15:39:12] elf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! elf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/22 15:59:39] Russell slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Russell's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/22/22 16:30:49] sky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:53:33 towards level 69.
[11/22/22 16:36:17] muirrum tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:46 towards level 55.
[11/22/22 16:59:52] nawcom ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:59:30 from level 65.
[11/22/22 17:10:04] Asara had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:23:14 towards level 73.
[11/22/22 17:22:06] Stevland has dealt cornfeedhobo a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:17:48 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[11/22/22 19:40:53] shikhin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:40:28 towards level 72.
[11/22/22 20:34:08] ahmubashshir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:24 towards level 60.
[11/22/22 20:47:35] nawcom met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:58:10 from level 65.
[11/22/22 20:52:30] soltys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:40:47 towards level 72.
[11/22/22 20:55:48] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:52:04 towards level 65.
[11/22/22 20:58:46] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:19:58 towards level 63.
[11/22/22 21:22:51] fstrelok bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:32 towards level 57.
[11/22/22 22:50:28] Ankhers bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:34:35 towards level 68.
[11/22/22 23:06:59] Techman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:18:51 towards level 73.
[11/22/22 23:13:31] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:52:15 towards level 71.
[11/22/22 23:56:14] anarcat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:28:40 from level 75.
[11/23/22 00:56:59] tomhek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:39:47 from level 70.
[11/23/22 01:04:09] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:58:07 towards level 72.
[11/23/22 01:10:53] jaxson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:32:15 from level 68.
[11/23/22 01:18:03] misha got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:58 towards level 73.
[11/23/22 01:18:27] Bolded got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:07:28 from level 64.
[11/23/22 02:21:44] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:10:47 towards level 74.
[11/23/22 02:26:39] bananaboat's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bananaboat's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/22 02:55:09] AlexS's charm ate a bolt of lightning! AlexS's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/22 03:07:02] bookworm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:35 towards level 66.
[11/23/22 03:40:27] hdm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:37:13 from level 75.
[11/23/22 04:05:38] nawcom found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:30 towards level 65.
[11/23/22 05:25:24] Andrio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:23:26 towards level 67.
[11/23/22 05:29:52] Koffa fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:32:07 from level 70.
[11/23/22 05:51:26] The local wizard imbued CodeGeek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CodeGeek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/22 06:46:31] wowbagger discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:37 towards level 48.
[11/23/22 07:38:15] enteral found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:57 towards level 58.
[11/23/22 07:46:58] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:49:07 towards level 75.
[11/23/22 07:56:27] Sombra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:52:02 towards level 74.
[11/23/22 07:56:48] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:32:37 towards level 73.
[11/23/22 08:34:06] The local wizard imbued AlinConstantin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! AlinConstantin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/22 09:18:31] DownAndUp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:30:28 from level 62.
[11/23/22 09:52:47] kiska discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:17 towards level 57.
[11/23/22 10:44:27] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:25:06 towards level 68.
[11/23/22 10:53:34] BastelBot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:09:50 towards level 71.
[11/23/22 11:14:06] Wam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:10:58 towards level 64.
[11/23/22 11:26:21] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:53:29 towards level 70.
[11/23/22 11:53:33] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:56:35 towards level 74.
[11/23/22 11:57:43] Platonides was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:04:46 from level 64.
[11/23/22 12:25:10] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:02 towards level 71.
[11/23/22 12:54:26] golgy fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:06:31 from level 69.
[11/23/22 13:18:43] bsleep was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:12:16 from level 68.
[11/23/22 13:41:45] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:36:48 towards level 70.
[11/23/22 14:33:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on elf's tunic! elf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/22 14:40:07] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:11:03 towards level 68.
[11/23/22 14:44:41] rawgreaze got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:02:03 from level 63.
[11/23/22 14:54:34] Bluedog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:28:08 towards level 68.
[11/23/22 15:23:07] mordac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:51:19 towards level 71.
[11/23/22 17:12:05] Nuae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:12 towards level 62.
[11/23/22 17:13:03] _sh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:47:25 from level 72.
[11/23/22 17:51:46] slim tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:42 towards level 59.
[11/23/22 18:39:26] washclof has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:54:51 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/23/22 19:43:05] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:34 towards level 71.
[11/23/22 20:01:45] nowz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:06 towards level 44.
[11/23/22 22:08:13] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:05 towards level 56.
[11/23/22 22:25:41] Nuae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:13 towards level 62.
[11/23/22 22:33:44] idlegood had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:56:37 towards level 61.
[11/23/22 22:44:28] TimWolla has dealt TheSilentLink a Critical Strike! 5 days, 18:23:27 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[11/23/22 23:03:32] pallas found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:29 towards level 47.
[11/24/22 00:38:41] caeli found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:37 towards level 72.
[11/24/22 00:40:21] idlegood gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:12 towards level 61.
[11/24/22 00:40:51] zcy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:22 towards level 55.
[11/24/22 01:49:18] kenyon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:57:54 from level 71.
[11/24/22 02:04:19] JigmeDatse found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:38:50 towards level 67.
[11/24/22 02:28:58] aqsd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:44:17 from level 70.
[11/24/22 03:35:26] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:27 towards level 70.
[11/24/22 03:51:11] t3chn0 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:26:41 from level 70.
[11/24/22 03:59:55] Crazycatlady was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:35 towards level 70.
[11/24/22 04:03:19] golgy was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:19:54 from level 69.
[11/24/22 04:43:10] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:49:26 towards level 70.
[11/24/22 04:58:29] TheSilentLink was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:36:15 from level 64.
[11/24/22 05:19:37] wowbagger was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:04:24 from level 48.
[11/24/22 06:45:55] spex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! spex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/24/22 07:24:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on shikhin's tunic! shikhin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/24/22 07:42:38] Tabmow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:18 towards level 62.
[11/24/22 08:00:19] Wam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:52:56 towards level 64.
[11/24/22 08:01:01] caeli tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:01 towards level 72.
[11/24/22 08:33:03] kiska walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:44:23 from level 57.
[11/24/22 08:50:48] muirrum found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:22 towards level 55.
[11/24/22 09:59:14] CodeGeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:35:20 towards level 70.
[11/24/22 10:54:57] cornfeedhobo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:27:31 towards level 63.
[11/24/22 11:24:37] SSLbits walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:15:44 from level 62.
[11/24/22 12:12:58] Gorek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:16:04 from level 73.
[11/24/22 12:32:53] Alarien's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Alarien's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/24/22 12:38:30] CompanionCube got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:47:54 from level 72.
[11/24/22 14:01:05] ephemer0l has dealt BastelBot a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:56:31 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[11/24/22 14:06:03] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:07:26 towards level 68.
[11/24/22 14:29:12] Pinkman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:42:57 towards level 68.
[11/24/22 14:59:01] Kachin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:13:10 towards level 68.
[11/24/22 15:24:38] adamus1red burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! adamus1red's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/24/22 16:08:34] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:54:52 towards level 62.
[11/24/22 16:20:46] DownAndUp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:53:23 towards level 62.
[11/24/22 16:55:45] Forud was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:46:40 towards level 70.
[11/24/22 17:35:25] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:57:50 towards level 66.
[11/24/22 19:12:40] iiriix walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:50:43 from level 69.
[11/24/22 19:31:06] Lnk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:43:47 towards level 74.
[11/24/22 20:32:47] Feras gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:07 towards level 48.
[11/24/22 20:45:37] Kurenai got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:40:17 from level 59.
[11/24/22 20:54:03] freeboson got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:27:38 from level 71.
[11/24/22 21:05:03] xbill slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! xbill's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/24/22 21:58:51] brycec bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:45:49 towards level 66.
[11/24/22 22:27:43] BastelBot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:18:01 towards level 71.
[11/24/22 23:57:33] Kachin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:06:58 towards level 68.
[11/25/22 00:38:51] Techman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:14 towards level 73.
[11/25/22 01:17:20] Ecko ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:47:54 from level 62.
[11/25/22 02:13:20] tomhek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tomhek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/22 02:29:21] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:21 towards level 70.
[11/25/22 03:23:27] style was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:27:19 from level 66.
[11/25/22 03:44:52] cornfeedhobo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:08:52 from level 63.
[11/25/22 04:41:42] AlexS got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:29:27 towards level 65.
[11/25/22 05:48:33] crank found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:42:19 towards level 73.
[11/25/22 05:54:49] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:26:19 towards level 75.
[11/25/22 06:39:04] pyre was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:15:58 from level 72.
[11/25/22 07:09:06] ephemer0l found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:07:43 towards level 63.
[11/25/22 08:04:29] wowbagger discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:43 towards level 48.
[11/25/22 08:10:12] ukleinek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:42:58 from level 68.
[11/25/22 08:22:29] Cirdan has dealt Acolarh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:12:40 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[11/25/22 09:39:46] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:58:27 towards level 74.
[11/25/22 10:07:10] muirrum spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! muirrum's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/25/22 10:16:45] aqsd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:59:27 towards level 70.
[11/25/22 10:17:18] _sh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:56:32 towards level 72.
[11/25/22 10:36:13] tswsl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:33:03 towards level 73.
[11/25/22 11:26:29] caeli tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:07 towards level 72.
[11/25/22 11:44:48] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:12:44 towards level 71.
[11/25/22 12:20:31] kinus was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:54:43 from level 64.
[11/25/22 13:41:47] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:04:28 towards level 70.
[11/25/22 14:30:15] Techman spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Techman's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/25/22 14:39:16] caeli bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:04 towards level 72.
[11/25/22 15:05:22] BenDover spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! BenDover's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/25/22 15:09:41] Sombra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:25:29 towards level 74.
[11/25/22 15:23:38] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:40 towards level 72.
[11/25/22 15:27:49] drahthaar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:39:40 from level 74.
[11/25/22 15:41:25] TauPan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:24:33 towards level 63.
[11/25/22 16:40:35] blabber has dealt tomhek a Critical Strike! 5 days, 14:12:40 is added to tomhek's clock.
[11/25/22 16:47:57] The local wizard imbued Minus's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Minus's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/22 16:56:59] anarcat has dealt gdm a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:00:09 is added to gdm's clock.
[11/25/22 17:17:53] jacquesssss was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:24 towards level 38.
[11/25/22 18:24:17] brycec walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:08:22 from level 66.
[11/25/22 18:58:34] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:58:30 towards level 69.
[11/25/22 20:14:01] zgrep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:58 towards level 57.
[11/25/22 20:25:49] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:19 towards level 71.
[11/25/22 21:14:00] rawgreaze was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:46 towards level 63.
[11/25/22 21:20:55] pyre was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:56:01 from level 72.
[11/25/22 21:28:45] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:24:12 towards level 57.
[11/25/22 22:14:54] The local wizard imbued KindOne's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! KindOne's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/22 22:28:45] Destruia found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:08:49 towards level 66.
[11/25/22 23:19:00] Techman was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:30 from level 73.
[11/25/22 23:19:12] TheSilentLink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:54:47 towards level 64.
[11/25/22 23:38:40] Silvanus_Betrium reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Silvanus_Betrium's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/26/22 00:48:21] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:09:48 towards level 70.
[11/26/22 00:55:11] CompanionCube found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:22 towards level 72.
[11/26/22 01:43:28] Pinkman was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:08:40 from level 68.
[11/26/22 02:07:21] dyvonna tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:45:08 towards level 63.
[11/26/22 02:12:16] idlegood ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:17:36 from level 61.
[11/26/22 02:51:59] pasquale was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:49:31 from level 60.
[11/26/22 03:22:37] Centrixx spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Centrixx's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/22 03:23:43] Arch met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:27:46 from level 66.
[11/26/22 03:43:53] caeli has dealt Chuck a Critical Strike! 5 days, 00:05:11 is added to Chuck's clock.
[11/26/22 05:38:04] gusto bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:07 towards level 52.
[11/26/22 06:19:14] JigmeDatse was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:34:33 towards level 67.
[11/26/22 07:56:52] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:42:38 from level 65.
[11/26/22 08:05:11] t3chn0 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:12:49 towards level 70.
[11/26/22 08:09:09] ahmubashshir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:03 towards level 60.
[11/26/22 08:14:25] Cirdan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:31 towards level 72.
[11/26/22 08:16:58] bg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:19 towards level 72.
[11/26/22 08:39:04] ZOTTA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:52 towards level 61.
[11/26/22 09:00:38] allo's charm ate a bolt of lightning! allo's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/26/22 09:01:44] BastelBot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:35:15 towards level 71.
[11/26/22 10:34:02] Sombra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:02:35 towards level 74.
[11/26/22 10:51:28] _sh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! _sh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/26/22 12:02:40] kenyon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:49 towards level 71.
[11/26/22 12:22:48] golgy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:05:53 towards level 69.
[11/26/22 12:52:49] _sh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:36:35 towards level 72.
[11/26/22 12:53:07] tsr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:21 towards level 67.
[11/26/22 13:03:18] Nuae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:17 towards level 62.
[11/26/22 13:07:46] kenyon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:34:16 from level 71.
[11/26/22 14:36:55] idleneutral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:42:19 towards level 59.
[11/26/22 15:00:54] SuzakuMedli was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:08:14 from level 54.
[11/26/22 15:25:32] kinus's charm ate a bolt of lightning! kinus's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/26/22 15:31:19] vadas burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! vadas's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/22 16:00:49] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:36:27 towards level 70.
[11/26/22 17:18:54] Kachin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:51:01 from level 68.
[11/26/22 17:54:07] Acolarh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:53:12 towards level 70.
[11/26/22 18:25:37] TheSilentLink was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:41:30 from level 64.
[11/26/22 18:52:04] TauPan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:48:52 towards level 63.
[11/26/22 20:48:03] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:10:22 towards level 72.
[11/26/22 20:59:54] style was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:43:03 towards level 66.
[11/26/22 22:50:06] LeD found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:59:18 towards level 61.
[11/26/22 23:16:58] judahnator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:32 towards level 57.
[11/26/22 23:23:32] Affliction ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:05:26 from level 71.
[11/26/22 23:37:50] canton7 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! canton7's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/22 01:04:22] CrashOverride has dealt thornrag a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:22:44 is added to thornrag's clock.
[11/27/22 01:33:47] Yarosh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Yarosh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/27/22 01:34:56] Algernon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:42:37 towards level 69.
[11/27/22 01:47:35] The local wizard imbued Acolarh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Acolarh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/22 02:11:49] Forud ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:58:53 from level 70.
[11/27/22 03:11:11] buzel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:36 towards level 72.
[11/27/22 05:13:37] The local wizard imbued hdm's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hdm's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/22 05:14:04] tomhek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:35:42 towards level 70.
[11/27/22 07:11:18] Silvanus_Betrium was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:52 towards level 65.
[11/27/22 07:56:15] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:50:30 towards level 74.
[11/27/22 08:20:08] adamus1red was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:11:05 from level 70.
[11/27/22 08:23:08] DownAndUp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:08:47 towards level 62.
[11/27/22 08:26:21] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:24:15 towards level 74.
[11/27/22 09:06:02] Asara has dealt bookworm a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:24:11 is added to bookworm's clock.
[11/27/22 09:24:08] nya reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nya's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/22 09:25:45] contyk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:45 towards level 55.
[11/27/22 10:01:01] BenDover slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! BenDover's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/27/22 10:13:06] Minus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:11 towards level 60.
[11/27/22 10:13:09] zcy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:07 towards level 55.
[11/27/22 10:51:45] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:32:26 towards level 70.
[11/27/22 11:10:01] Ganonk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:02 towards level 47.
[11/27/22 12:33:21] Drin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:08:30 from level 67.
[11/27/22 12:48:48] Ecko hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:20:09 towards level 62.
[11/27/22 12:54:31] Lnk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:23:23 from level 74.
[11/27/22 14:20:41] Nuae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:24:33 towards level 62.
[11/27/22 15:16:24] Andrio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:26:39 towards level 67.
[11/27/22 16:00:25] dyvonna ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:50:10 from level 63.
[11/27/22 16:06:23] idlegood was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:41 from level 61.
[11/27/22 16:12:16] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:15 towards level 69.
[11/27/22 16:18:42] Chuck was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:57:10 from level 69.
[11/27/22 17:00:52] wowbagger was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:40:43 from level 48.
[11/27/22 17:47:33] Ecko tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:10 towards level 62.
[11/27/22 18:06:13] Chuck got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:11:12 towards level 69.
[11/27/22 18:15:54] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:03:15 towards level 68.
[11/27/22 19:08:19] SuzakuMedli has dealt t3chn0 a Critical Strike! 10 days, 05:01:26 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[11/27/22 19:18:54] soltys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:38:14 towards level 72.
[11/27/22 19:24:28] "\@_ fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:49 from level 70.
[11/27/22 19:53:13] gradator was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:07:17 from level 71.
[11/27/22 21:19:51] blabber slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! blabber's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/27/22 21:23:10] judahnator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:51 towards level 57.
[11/27/22 21:43:36] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:45:16 towards level 71.
[11/27/22 21:44:30] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:40:55 towards level 70.
[11/27/22 21:49:40] hax404 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:12:14 towards level 70.
[11/27/22 22:08:59] tmberg has dealt hax404 a Critical Strike! 5 days, 23:25:32 is added to hax404's clock.
[11/27/22 23:07:38] golgy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:48:27 towards level 69.
[11/27/22 23:45:53] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:58:43 towards level 63.
[11/28/22 00:30:48] Wam has dealt gdm a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:23:39 is added to gdm's clock.
[11/28/22 00:51:13] xbill found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:20:08 towards level 77.
[11/28/22 03:35:07] hax404 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:17:10 towards level 70.
[11/28/22 03:37:58] nowz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:50 towards level 45.
[11/28/22 03:49:18] washclof caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:05:14 towards level 75.
[11/28/22 04:20:14] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:03:46 towards level 72.
[11/28/22 04:47:09] zgrep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:59:07 towards level 57.
[11/28/22 05:03:27] cfjk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:36 from level 66.
[11/28/22 06:41:17] TauPan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:13:25 towards level 63.
[11/28/22 09:48:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ChowderKeg's tunic! ChowderKeg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/28/22 10:16:22] Thorael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:59:35 towards level 71.
[11/28/22 10:27:43] The local wizard imbued JamCow's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JamCow's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/28/22 12:39:24] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:12:36 towards level 68.
[11/28/22 12:43:22] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:06 towards level 68.
[11/28/22 13:45:24] kinus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:06 towards level 64.
[11/28/22 14:29:19] ZOTTA met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:22:38 from level 61.
[11/28/22 15:08:44] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:03 towards level 70.
[11/28/22 15:35:15] ToHellWithGA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:13:26 towards level 72.
[11/28/22 16:19:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MetaNova's tunic! MetaNova's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/28/22 16:51:23] vectr0n gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:58:20 towards level 63.
[11/28/22 19:34:37] MrMagoo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:51:41 towards level 55.
[11/28/22 19:44:57] MadMan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:18:25 towards level 69.
[11/28/22 19:45:51] misha ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:54 from level 73.
[11/28/22 19:57:44] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:32:43 towards level 67.
[11/28/22 20:32:46] cadfael got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:57:57 from level 65.
[11/28/22 20:49:32] xbill was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:40:24 from level 77.
[11/28/22 21:27:41] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:39 towards level 62.
[11/28/22 22:38:10] yNos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:52:50 towards level 65.
[11/28/22 23:10:57] kptr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:51:41 from level 71.
[11/28/22 23:19:50] vectr0n was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:19:21 from level 63.
[11/28/22 23:27:37] hax404 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:15:34 towards level 70.
[11/28/22 23:50:09] ahmubashshir got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:04:35 from level 60.
[11/29/22 01:09:45] The local wizard imbued _sh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! _sh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/22 01:29:31] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:01 towards level 70.
[11/29/22 01:49:30] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:45:56 towards level 71.
[11/29/22 02:14:32] SuzakuMedli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:55 towards level 54.
[11/29/22 02:15:26] HeavyPodda has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:52:53 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/29/22 03:19:38] Khorne met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:41:26 from level 73.
[11/29/22 03:54:40] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:16 towards level 70.
[11/29/22 03:55:28] AlinConstantin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:20 towards level 43.
[11/29/22 04:20:49] Minus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Minus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/22 04:43:48] bg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:20:39 towards level 72.
[11/29/22 05:34:35] Kurenai had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:15 towards level 59.
[11/29/22 07:23:46] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:08 towards level 63.
[11/29/22 08:06:04] Finley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:33 towards level 59.
[11/29/22 08:30:16] thornrag was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:27:49 from level 70.
[11/29/22 09:14:45] kinus was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:56:20 from level 64.
[11/29/22 09:34:19] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:42:39 towards level 73.
[11/29/22 10:46:36] el found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:16 towards level 70.
[11/29/22 12:05:01] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:41 towards level 66.
[11/29/22 12:10:32] pants found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:45 towards level 70.
[11/29/22 13:54:48] Platonides got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:35:09 towards level 65.
[11/29/22 14:11:07] zcy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:17 towards level 55.
[11/29/22 15:07:10] Gorek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:26 towards level 73.
[11/29/22 15:34:09] d4n13L was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:12 towards level 71.
[11/29/22 16:02:27] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:53 towards level 75.
[11/29/22 17:06:12] Jens's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Jens's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/22 17:58:26] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:24 towards level 69.
[11/29/22 18:13:35] BenDover found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:33 towards level 52.
[11/29/22 18:47:58] solarsparq was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:37:40 from level 59.
[11/29/22 19:31:22] SirBummelz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:10 towards level 63.
[11/29/22 19:55:11] hugga was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:57:43 from level 64.
[11/29/22 20:10:26] thornrag found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:59:30 towards level 70.
[11/29/22 21:05:26] tomhek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:28:27 towards level 70.
[11/29/22 22:03:46] bg has dealt TimWolla a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:33:32 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[11/29/22 22:15:04] AlinConstantin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:22 towards level 44.
[11/30/22 00:06:04] canton7 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:06:25 towards level 69.
[11/30/22 00:42:59] CrashOverride caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:20 towards level 73.
[11/30/22 01:58:04] LeD found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:22:49 towards level 61.
[11/30/22 02:32:15] ion was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:45:13 from level 74.
[11/30/22 02:40:19] Ganonk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:44 towards level 47.
[11/30/22 03:21:01] kzootech was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:12 towards level 61.
[11/30/22 04:15:53] heisenbug slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! heisenbug's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/30/22 04:50:34] kzootech was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:54:38 towards level 61.
[11/30/22 05:04:58] ToHellWithGA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:03:39 towards level 72.
[11/30/22 06:06:11] jayvee reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jayvee's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/22 06:26:53] bsleep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:54:06 towards level 68.
[11/30/22 07:15:32] pyre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:06 towards level 72.
[11/30/22 07:32:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on keepermurph's tunic! keepermurph's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/22 09:00:12] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:53:32 towards level 64.
[11/30/22 09:14:13] Puff ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:16:44 from level 71.
[11/30/22 10:28:17] BenDover gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:41 towards level 52.
[11/30/22 10:33:12] Aksej reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Aksej's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/22 10:34:48] sam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:25:28 from level 65.
[11/30/22 10:48:04] Arch walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:50:37 from level 66.
[11/30/22 11:27:25] VonToutCourt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:49:51 towards level 71.
[11/30/22 11:34:11] buzel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:18 towards level 72.
[11/30/22 12:25:00] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:43:00 towards level 74.
[11/30/22 12:40:00] caeli reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! caeli's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/22 12:58:58] vectr0n was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:45:10 towards level 63.
[11/30/22 13:47:04] pallas tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:54 towards level 48.
[11/30/22 17:10:34] laama's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! laama's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/22 17:12:52] AlexS was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:08:51 towards level 65.
[11/30/22 18:39:39] kinus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:58 towards level 64.
[11/30/22 18:52:54] dyvonna was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:39:52 towards level 63.
[11/30/22 19:18:52] tswsl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tswsl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/22 19:50:33] Wolf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:35:26 from level 73.
[11/30/22 20:09:50] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:23 towards level 63.
[11/30/22 20:23:41] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:04 towards level 71.
[11/30/22 20:27:21] hdm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:23:14 from level 75.
[11/30/22 21:19:19] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:36 towards level 71.
[11/30/22 22:11:44] Tuxx's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Tuxx's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/22 22:18:30] nowz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:16:59 from level 47.
[11/30/22 22:24:19] yNos's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! yNos's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/30/22 22:30:47] Feras was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:29 towards level 49.
[11/30/22 23:08:41] The local wizard imbued thornrag's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! thornrag's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/22 00:29:57] damyan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:01:12 from level 68.
[12/01/22 00:37:53] Paganel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:48:34 towards level 71.
[12/01/22 00:44:58] The local wizard imbued Affliction's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Affliction's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/22 01:01:10] dyvonna fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:42:29 from level 63.
[12/01/22 02:42:58] rs ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:37:30 from level 60.
[12/01/22 02:47:20] HeavyPodda hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:15:27 towards level 68.
[12/01/22 02:55:12] Tuxx fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:48:14 from level 43.
[12/01/22 03:37:43] Kritzefitz got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:56:18 from level 69.
[12/01/22 04:15:47] blabber met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:26:30 from level 69.
[12/01/22 04:33:18] Ganonk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:29 towards level 47.
[12/01/22 04:50:21] nya was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:44:34 from level 70.
[12/01/22 05:57:50] muirrum got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:27:41 from level 56.
[12/01/22 07:39:07] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:20:10 towards level 71.
[12/01/22 07:48:15] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:50:25 towards level 70.
[12/01/22 07:50:36] Khorne was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:51:14 from level 73.
[12/01/22 07:58:41] MetaNova met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:18:28 from level 72.
[12/01/22 08:03:21] rs ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:34:12 from level 60.
[12/01/22 08:03:27] vectr0n discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:25:24 towards level 63.
[12/01/22 08:08:10] gradator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:41:09 towards level 71.
[12/01/22 09:28:24] anarcat has dealt buzel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:21:14 is added to buzel's clock.
[12/01/22 09:34:16] t3chn0 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:27:08 towards level 70.
[12/01/22 09:59:45] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:17:53 towards level 68.
[12/01/22 10:07:05] talisein slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! talisein's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/01/22 10:56:07] gdm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:18 towards level 57.
[12/01/22 11:33:27] Bolded has dealt sc a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:40:39 is added to sc's clock.
[12/01/22 13:11:22] SirNeo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:52 towards level 54.
[12/01/22 14:32:08] The local wizard imbued Tangles's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tangles's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/22 14:41:49] Ganonk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:18 towards level 47.
[12/01/22 14:42:49] Abe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:07 towards level 65.
[12/01/22 14:47:17] Ecko got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:26 towards level 62.
[12/01/22 16:09:32] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:07:45 towards level 68.
[12/01/22 17:41:53] MetaNova had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:22:52 towards level 72.
[12/01/22 18:11:18] \dev\ice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:47 towards level 17.
[12/01/22 18:28:32] tsr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:02:44 towards level 68.
[12/01/22 19:29:01] Affliction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:56:26 towards level 71.
[12/01/22 20:34:04] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:09:53 from level 65.
[12/01/22 20:59:55] "\@_ was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:41:37 from level 71.
[12/01/22 21:43:22] Kachin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:12 towards level 68.
[12/01/22 22:59:27] Kurenai discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:02:46 towards level 60.
[12/01/22 23:24:40] 0x00 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:27 towards level 39.
[12/02/22 00:02:14] Tangles was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:01:24 towards level 68.
[12/02/22 00:40:05] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:16 towards level 73.
[12/02/22 01:59:36] dwfreed tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:09 towards level 74.
[12/02/22 03:25:11] LeD found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:27:27 towards level 61.
[12/02/22 03:43:38] blabber was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:13 towards level 69.
[12/02/22 03:47:36] aqsd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:55:31 towards level 70.
[12/02/22 04:21:49] Andrio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:19:55 towards level 67.
[12/02/22 04:49:13] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:46 towards level 74.
[12/02/22 06:03:48] signofzeta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:33 towards level 65.
[12/02/22 06:21:25] ZOTTA was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:00:30 from level 62.
[12/02/22 07:06:50] Kritzefitz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:09 towards level 69.
[12/02/22 07:27:53] rawgreaze hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:27:45 towards level 64.
[12/02/22 07:36:10] sam walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:19:54 from level 65.
[12/02/22 07:38:58] Acolarh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:17 towards level 70.
[12/02/22 08:12:43] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:05 towards level 65.
[12/02/22 08:48:14] Ganonk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:39 towards level 48.
[12/02/22 08:49:53] Finley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:19 towards level 59.
[12/02/22 09:15:21] munkis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:01:19 towards level 65.
[12/02/22 09:25:35] yano's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! yano's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/22 10:32:04] Nuae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:42 towards level 62.
[12/02/22 11:23:53] zgrep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:57 towards level 57.
[12/02/22 11:27:06] Acolarh has dealt Drin a Critical Strike! 7 days, 02:33:35 is added to Drin's clock.
[12/02/22 11:32:53] spex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:55:25 towards level 71.
[12/02/22 12:12:13] dwfreed was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:33:41 from level 74.
[12/02/22 12:41:51] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:51 towards level 71.
[12/02/22 12:44:33] SirNeo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:46:24 towards level 54.
[12/02/22 13:15:16] bsleep was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:04:10 from level 68.
[12/02/22 13:47:14] Covid-19 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Covid-19's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/22 13:54:03] laama gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:34 towards level 69.
[12/02/22 15:59:51] CrashOverride found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:04 towards level 73.
[12/02/22 16:22:09] yNos had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:58 towards level 65.
[12/02/22 17:00:36] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:23:21 towards level 68.
[12/02/22 17:30:59] HeavyPodda had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:48:44 towards level 68.
[12/02/22 17:41:35] Kurenai was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:30:35 towards level 60.
[12/02/22 17:42:53] ahmubashshir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:28 towards level 60.
[12/02/22 18:02:06] Fehu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:18:28 towards level 64.
[12/02/22 18:13:54] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:42:51 towards level 71.
[12/02/22 19:12:02] d4n13L's charm ate a bolt of lightning! d4n13L's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/22 19:22:07] Koffa met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:35:30 from level 70.
[12/02/22 20:29:22] idleevil burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! idleevil's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/02/22 21:14:02] gildarts hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:21:49 towards level 68.
[12/02/22 21:59:00] wille was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:32 towards level 56.
[12/02/22 23:48:56] JamCow was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:57:28 from level 70.
[12/03/22 00:11:20] Omega found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:44:41 towards level 66.
[12/03/22 00:46:03] Cockatrice was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:11 towards level 59.
[12/03/22 00:58:29] Kritzefitz met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:11:47 from level 69.
[12/03/22 01:33:37] freeboson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:30:43 towards level 71.
[12/03/22 01:50:11] Crazycatlady's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Crazycatlady's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/22 02:34:42] enteral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:12 towards level 59.
[12/03/22 03:40:00] sky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:40 towards level 69.
[12/03/22 04:34:58] SSLbits was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:43:12 from level 62.
[12/03/22 04:37:22] Puff was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:52:02 from level 71.
[12/03/22 05:30:28] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:35:14 towards level 64.
[12/03/22 05:39:51] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:24:24 towards level 62.
[12/03/22 06:21:01] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:02:16 towards level 75.
[12/03/22 07:03:46] Asara found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:20:49 towards level 73.
[12/03/22 07:40:57] dwfreed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:49 towards level 74.
[12/03/22 08:22:26] gdm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:58 towards level 57.
[12/03/22 09:23:05] Centrixx was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:38:03 from level 73.
[12/03/22 09:38:50] bg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:03:40 from level 72.
[12/03/22 11:19:35] AlinConstantin has dealt sc a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:16:55 is added to sc's clock.
[12/03/22 12:11:23] crank was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:52 towards level 73.
[12/03/22 12:20:24] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:58:59 towards level 73.
[12/03/22 12:34:36] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:08:56 towards level 67.
[12/03/22 13:39:22] confunctius ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:57 from level 30.
[12/03/22 14:06:04] Platonides was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:57:25 towards level 65.
[12/03/22 17:21:38] Cirdan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:29:41 towards level 73.
[12/03/22 17:36:32] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:21:49 towards level 75.
[12/03/22 17:36:35] Algernon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:37:42 towards level 69.
[12/03/22 17:44:22] zifnab06 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:09:42 towards level 68.
[12/03/22 17:53:39] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:44:09 towards level 65.
[12/03/22 18:25:59] solarsparq was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:52:39 from level 59.
[12/03/22 19:52:37] freeboson ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:37:13 from level 71.
[12/03/22 20:12:38] slim was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:41:03 from level 60.
[12/03/22 20:15:13] Acolarh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:11:32 towards level 71.
[12/03/22 21:05:16] Mochi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:44 towards level 21.
[12/03/22 21:32:01] MrMagoo ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:32:45 from level 55.
[12/03/22 22:28:21] CrashOverride tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:46 towards level 73.
[12/03/22 23:05:26] nawcom hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:43:14 towards level 66.
[12/03/22 23:48:48] KindOne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:55 towards level 65.
[12/04/22 00:22:07] Finley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:47 towards level 59.
[12/04/22 00:35:40] cadfael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:52:33 towards level 65.
[12/04/22 01:04:04] VonToutCourt ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:27:29 from level 71.
[12/04/22 01:05:22] Asara gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:30:20 towards level 73.
[12/04/22 01:35:05] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:50 towards level 74.
[12/04/22 01:54:03] brycec walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:31:40 from level 66.
[12/04/22 01:59:31] bg's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bg's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/22 02:22:46] Kachin spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Kachin's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/22 02:59:54] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:53:29 towards level 66.
[12/04/22 03:30:43] V ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:02:48 from level 72.
[12/04/22 03:49:26] kinus's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kinus's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/22 04:05:47] sky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:35:08 towards level 70.
[12/04/22 04:41:41] dwfreed slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dwfreed's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/22 04:41:59] ephemer0l got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:33:18 from level 63.
[12/04/22 04:47:30] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:59 towards level 70.
[12/04/22 04:55:05] GilbertErik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:33 towards level 66.
[12/04/22 04:58:06] Crazycatlady was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:30:33 towards level 71.
[12/04/22 06:02:02] Lnk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:36 towards level 75.
[12/04/22 06:54:22] talisein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:16:04 towards level 72.
[12/04/22 07:03:30] AlexS caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:21 towards level 65.
[12/04/22 08:47:17] Chuck was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:16 towards level 69.
[12/04/22 08:57:40] sky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:54:57 towards level 70.
[12/04/22 09:46:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on JigmeDatse's tunic! JigmeDatse's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/22 10:05:09] Kritzefitz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:38:34 towards level 69.
[12/04/22 10:23:16] mordac got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:40:30 from level 71.
[12/04/22 11:14:57] BastelBot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:33:04 from level 71.
[12/04/22 11:23:34] caeli reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! caeli's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/22 12:43:26] Lord255 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:32:58 towards level 72.
[12/04/22 12:46:06] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:03:10 towards level 67.
[12/04/22 13:04:46] munkis reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! munkis's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/22 13:12:59] Jens found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:50:38 towards level 66.
[12/04/22 13:21:52] Yarosh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:47:33 towards level 70.
[12/04/22 13:30:56] d4n13L was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:09 towards level 71.
[12/04/22 13:37:49] misha was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:13 from level 73.
[12/04/22 13:40:23] TimWolla caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:26:33 towards level 75.
[12/04/22 14:27:38] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:11:41 towards level 70.
[12/04/22 15:19:03] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:00 towards level 74.
[12/04/22 15:20:39] fstrelok discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:23:18 towards level 58.
[12/04/22 15:31:35] talisein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:00:10 towards level 72.
[12/04/22 16:04:31] scumola was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:19:01 towards level 67.
[12/04/22 17:46:30] Puff bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:49:40 towards level 71.
[12/04/22 17:57:11] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:46:09 towards level 70.
[12/04/22 18:56:26] gdm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:38:32 towards level 58.
[12/04/22 19:18:15] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:40 towards level 68.
[12/04/22 20:44:31] binaryhermit slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! binaryhermit's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/22 21:01:26] Kritzefitz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:43 towards level 69.
[12/04/22 22:05:27] Tabmow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:51:43 towards level 63.
[12/04/22 22:27:02] yano found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:46:13 towards level 70.
[12/04/22 22:28:57] Bolded found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:26:10 towards level 65.
[12/04/22 22:53:52] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:34 towards level 75.
[12/04/22 23:51:22] Fehu was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:14:56 from level 64.
[12/05/22 00:57:25] Feras was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:10 towards level 49.
[12/05/22 01:21:07] anarcat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:20:50 from level 75.
[12/05/22 01:26:26] Mochi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:25 towards level 23.
[12/05/22 01:41:29] crank's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! crank's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/22 01:45:09] ukleinek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:30:15 from level 68.
[12/05/22 01:50:22] ToHellWithGA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:15 towards level 72.
[12/05/22 02:14:34] ChowderKeg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:59 towards level 72.
[12/05/22 03:00:36] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:10:55 towards level 74.
[12/05/22 03:12:49] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:19:07 towards level 70.
[12/05/22 03:19:53] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:33:54 towards level 67.
[12/05/22 04:19:27] rs found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:53:46 towards level 60.
[12/05/22 04:39:13] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:44 towards level 63.
[12/05/22 04:43:35] LeD spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! LeD's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/05/22 05:38:01] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:10:28 towards level 66.
[12/05/22 06:02:07] SuzakuMedli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:32 towards level 54.
[12/05/22 06:14:10] CompanionCube was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:32:22 towards level 73.
[12/05/22 06:51:09] freeboson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:55:44 towards level 71.
[12/05/22 07:16:09] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:52 towards level 73.
[12/05/22 07:39:56] tsr ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:28:37 from level 68.
[12/05/22 08:37:13] Paganel ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:36:12 from level 71.
[12/05/22 09:19:44] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:41:52 towards level 71.
[12/05/22 10:27:05] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:21:04 from level 70.
[12/05/22 10:52:53] sc slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sc's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/05/22 11:15:35] The local wizard imbued spex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! spex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/22 11:18:27] LeD got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:30:13 from level 61.
[12/05/22 12:08:28] fstrelok's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! fstrelok's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/22 12:08:49] _sh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! _sh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/22 13:56:26] SirBummelz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:56 towards level 63.
[12/05/22 13:58:57] mordac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:23 towards level 71.
[12/05/22 14:06:58] soltys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:10 towards level 72.
[12/05/22 14:11:47] Ankhers got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:30:28 from level 68.
[12/05/22 14:19:58] Andrio ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:09:11 from level 67.
[12/05/22 14:21:10] Cockatrice found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:30 towards level 59.
[12/05/22 14:40:39] tsr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:30:48 towards level 68.
[12/05/22 15:41:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Theleveler's tunic! Theleveler's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/22 15:44:06] Techman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:01:12 towards level 74.
[12/05/22 16:25:39] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:37 towards level 70.
[12/05/22 17:02:06] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:11:58 towards level 72.
[12/05/22 17:22:37] idleevil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:12 towards level 60.
[12/05/22 17:42:40] ephemer0l hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:59:29 towards level 63.
[12/05/22 17:43:10] CompanionCube got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:41:23 from level 73.
[12/05/22 18:01:56] BenDover hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:40 towards level 53.
[12/05/22 18:08:16] bsleep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:40 towards level 68.
[12/05/22 20:00:10] The local wizard imbued soltys's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! soltys's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/22 20:09:41] JamCow's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! JamCow's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/22 20:44:28] Finley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:02 towards level 59.
[12/05/22 21:00:07] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:19:51 towards level 68.
[12/05/22 22:07:20] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:41:22 from level 74.
[12/05/22 22:14:30] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:36:01 towards level 75.
[12/05/22 22:14:51] crysis discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:50:38 towards level 64.
[12/05/22 22:17:28] jayvee was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:55:17 towards level 72.
[12/05/22 22:19:25] Platonides's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Platonides's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/22 22:44:13] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:32 towards level 62.
[12/05/22 23:46:43] Paganel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:17:00 from level 71.
[12/06/22 00:00:07] Drin ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:56:50 from level 67.
[12/06/22 00:02:46] SirNeo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:20 towards level 54.
[12/06/22 00:14:19] brycec was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:32 towards level 66.
[12/06/22 00:15:16] wille walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:39:54 from level 57.
[12/06/22 00:30:53] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:00 towards level 70.
[12/06/22 00:46:57] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:27:59 towards level 67.
[12/06/22 02:21:23] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:11:11 towards level 68.
[12/06/22 02:27:28] gdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:46 towards level 58.
[12/06/22 03:15:10] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:51:30 towards level 71.
[12/06/22 03:53:25] talisein was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:37:26 from level 72.
[12/06/22 04:19:21] Pinkman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:03:34 towards level 68.
[12/06/22 04:22:19] Russell found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:45:11 towards level 68.
[12/06/22 05:39:51] HeavyPodda fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:09:04 from level 68.
[12/06/22 06:22:21] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:24:07 towards level 74.
[12/06/22 06:23:15] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:08 towards level 73.
[12/06/22 06:28:25] Paganel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:50:58 from level 71.
[12/06/22 06:57:01] Forud ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:06:03 from level 70.
[12/06/22 07:41:23] hdm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:58 towards level 75.
[12/06/22 07:52:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kenyon's tunic! kenyon's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/22 07:52:31] SirBummelz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:52 towards level 63.
[12/06/22 08:19:13] idleevil was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:57:28 from level 60.
[12/06/22 08:26:44] LeD had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:18:16 towards level 61.
[12/06/22 09:01:59] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:50:38 towards level 75.
[12/06/22 09:15:08] wowbagger was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:45 towards level 49.
[12/06/22 09:36:19] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:21:58 from level 57.
[12/06/22 10:25:36] Fehu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:16 towards level 64.
[12/06/22 11:05:46] Berserker was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:55 towards level 45.
[12/06/22 11:08:35] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:18 towards level 71.
[12/06/22 12:01:26] Wam was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:46:24 from level 64.
[12/06/22 12:12:17] CrashOverride gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:51:16 towards level 74.
[12/06/22 13:24:27] tsr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:17:38 towards level 68.
[12/06/22 15:31:34] cfjk spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cfjk's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/06/22 15:44:25] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:52:09 towards level 74.
[12/06/22 16:39:09] AlinConstantin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:00 towards level 45.
[12/06/22 17:16:04] MetaNova was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:00:58 towards level 72.
[12/06/22 17:28:13] Paganel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:04:09 towards level 71.
[12/06/22 18:13:35] The local wizard imbued Gorek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Gorek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/22 18:28:36] idleneutral got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:39:04 from level 59.
[12/06/22 19:22:34] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:30:40 towards level 71.
[12/06/22 20:22:41] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:33:41 towards level 70.
[12/06/22 20:54:19] V hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:41:56 towards level 72.
[12/06/22 22:56:07] bobvador bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:04:19 towards level 71.
[12/06/22 23:19:54] Comnenus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:24 towards level 23.
[12/07/22 00:00:31] Fehu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:01 towards level 64.
[12/07/22 00:32:59] SuzakuMedli ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:20:12 from level 55.
[12/07/22 01:36:16] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:02:28 towards level 57.
[12/07/22 01:51:41] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:41 towards level 70.
[12/07/22 01:55:44] Sombra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:26 towards level 74.
[12/07/22 02:14:49] Theleveler was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:15:00 from level 75.
[12/07/22 03:02:18] CodeGeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:05:03 towards level 71.
[12/07/22 04:20:44] Arch found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:37 towards level 66.
[12/07/22 04:46:22] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:37 towards level 68.
[12/07/22 06:04:29] tsr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:41:11 towards level 68.
[12/07/22 06:53:10] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:53:30 towards level 57.
[12/07/22 07:08:04] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:27 towards level 70.
[12/07/22 07:32:52] vadas burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! vadas's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/07/22 08:02:34] scumola found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:40:46 towards level 67.
[12/07/22 08:57:11] aqsd fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:44 from level 70.
[12/07/22 08:58:54] Gonpael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:00 towards level 30.
[12/07/22 10:26:08] elf has dealt achin a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:23:57 is added to achin's clock.
[12/07/22 11:44:53] vegadark's charm ate a bolt of lightning! vegadark's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/07/22 13:38:22] n0ssh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:20 towards level 50.
[12/07/22 13:52:13] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:37:35 towards level 71.
[12/07/22 14:31:31] adamus1red fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:37:36 from level 70.
[12/07/22 14:58:50] zifnab06 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:45:55 from level 68.
[12/07/22 14:59:53] thornrag found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:28:08 towards level 70.
[12/07/22 15:10:47] Yarosh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Yarosh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/07/22 15:50:00] muirrum bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:52 towards level 56.
[12/07/22 16:04:12] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:31:26 towards level 67.
[12/07/22 16:06:42] dwfreed had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:53 towards level 74.
[12/07/22 16:06:51] Gorek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:50:24 towards level 74.
[12/07/22 16:24:29] KindOne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:30 towards level 65.
[12/07/22 16:37:48] Minus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:28 towards level 60.
[12/07/22 16:46:20] DownAndUp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:28:42 towards level 62.
[12/07/22 17:00:54] cornfeedhobo's charm ate a bolt of lightning! cornfeedhobo's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/07/22 17:12:45] confunctius has dealt Gonpael a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:32:38 is added to Gonpael's clock.
[12/07/22 18:32:57] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:56 towards level 68.
[12/07/22 18:58:39] Andrio's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Andrio's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/07/22 19:55:48] CompanionCube caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:02:07 towards level 73.
[12/07/22 21:09:21] SuzakuMedli was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:16:35 towards level 55.
[12/07/22 21:11:51] blabber was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:38:04 from level 70.
[12/07/22 21:43:41] Affliction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:53 towards level 71.
[12/08/22 00:06:53] brycec was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:45 towards level 66.
[12/08/22 00:15:47] brycec found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:15:41 towards level 66.
[12/08/22 00:32:15] AlinConstantin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:45 towards level 46.
[12/08/22 00:37:28] nawcom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:03:00 towards level 66.
[12/08/22 01:04:49] HeavyPodda ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:53:11 from level 68.
[12/08/22 01:08:23] enteral was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:24 towards level 59.
[12/08/22 02:42:33] wowbagger was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:26 towards level 50.
[12/08/22 03:05:29] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:43 towards level 62.
[12/08/22 03:43:22] Finley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:31:44 towards level 60.
[12/08/22 04:07:57] gradator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:53 towards level 71.
[12/08/22 04:16:12] thornrag was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:58:39 from level 70.
[12/08/22 04:27:05] Gorek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:33:59 towards level 74.
[12/08/22 04:33:04] DownAndUp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:50:52 towards level 62.
[12/08/22 05:36:20] sky ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:11:35 from level 70.
[12/08/22 05:42:43] damyan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:42:38 from level 68.
[12/08/22 05:51:23] vadas tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:17 towards level 42.
[12/08/22 05:55:30] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:44 towards level 71.
[12/08/22 06:47:58] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:00:59 from level 65.
[12/08/22 07:37:21] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:00:40 towards level 70.
[12/08/22 08:49:01] JigmeDatse ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:08:02 from level 68.
[12/08/22 10:01:23] Yarosh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:44:22 from level 70.
[12/08/22 10:23:55] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:51:09 towards level 64.
[12/08/22 12:00:07] HellSpawn reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! HellSpawn's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/22 14:58:06] golgy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:46:19 towards level 69.
[12/08/22 15:10:32] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:03:38 towards level 71.
[12/08/22 16:26:29] apb was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:29:41 from level 70.
[12/08/22 16:35:01] Tabmow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:10:32 towards level 63.
[12/08/22 16:47:34] KindOne ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:15:58 from level 65.
[12/08/22 16:53:20] rawgreaze got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:12:10 towards level 64.
[12/08/22 17:06:32] damyan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! damyan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/08/22 17:29:52] Puff was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:07 towards level 71.
[12/08/22 17:37:20] DownAndUp ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:15:10 from level 62.
[12/08/22 17:41:21] Tuxx was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:41 towards level 45.
[12/08/22 17:55:39] Tabmow's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tabmow's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/22 18:08:14] Cockatrice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:45:18 towards level 60.
[12/08/22 18:19:35] Dan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:32 towards level 29.
[12/08/22 18:36:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bookworm's tunic! bookworm's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/22 19:05:20] MadMan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:56:46 towards level 69.
[12/08/22 19:13:52] ephemer0l was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:16:26 from level 63.
[12/08/22 20:13:21] kinus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:55:41 towards level 65.
[12/08/22 20:59:16] hugga bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:52:13 towards level 64.
[12/08/22 21:00:01] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:10:44 towards level 71.
[12/08/22 21:15:44] Faradome bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:50 towards level 58.
[12/08/22 21:46:39] Tuxx tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:30 towards level 45.
[12/08/22 22:06:35] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:12 towards level 74.
[12/08/22 22:48:36] yNos had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:09 towards level 65.
[12/08/22 23:03:33] AlinConstantin was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:11:11 from level 46.
[12/08/22 23:59:23] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:14:39 towards level 74.
[12/09/22 02:35:12] Andrio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:52 towards level 67.
[12/09/22 02:47:33] TauPan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:22:56 towards level 63.
[12/09/22 03:25:13] zgrep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:10:26 towards level 58.
[12/09/22 04:32:03] allo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:37:36 towards level 73.
[12/09/22 04:36:15] idleneutral was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:28:55 towards level 59.
[12/09/22 05:03:41] gusto caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:15 towards level 53.
[12/09/22 06:12:47] Comnenus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:34 towards level 30.
[12/09/22 06:14:27] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:57:30 towards level 71.
[12/09/22 06:20:04] thornrag found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:02:08 towards level 70.
[12/09/22 07:48:21] Finley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:04:35 towards level 60.
[12/09/22 07:55:52] Algernon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:39:02 from level 69.
[12/09/22 08:21:52] jacob1 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:20:56 from level 74.
[12/09/22 09:26:36] Ankhers found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:11 towards level 68.
[12/09/22 09:35:33] ToHellWithGA has dealt SirBummelz a Critical Strike! 8 days, 20:22:38 is added to SirBummelz's clock.
[12/09/22 10:41:02] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:42 towards level 71.
[12/09/22 10:50:13] Misza was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:00:22 towards level 68.
[12/09/22 11:50:28] Comnenus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:36 towards level 31.
[12/09/22 12:34:59] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:46:27 towards level 67.
[12/09/22 12:37:42] binaryhermit caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:05 towards level 51.
[12/09/22 14:29:23] yNos was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:03:04 from level 65.
[12/09/22 15:58:12] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:45 towards level 57.
[12/09/22 15:58:30] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:33:42 towards level 70.
[12/09/22 16:55:20] kzootech gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:24 towards level 61.
[12/09/22 16:56:57] Theleveler was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:15:53 from level 75.
[12/09/22 17:35:17] laama gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:18:29 towards level 70.
[12/09/22 17:38:42] The local wizard imbued Lord255's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Lord255's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/22 18:15:04] fstrelok tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:46 towards level 58.
[12/09/22 18:43:19] bg's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bg's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/22 19:20:34] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:22:50 towards level 66.
[12/09/22 19:39:18] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:59 towards level 65.
[12/09/22 20:27:55] Lord255 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:32:07 from level 72.
[12/09/22 20:35:29] buzel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:48:57 towards level 73.
[12/09/22 20:42:31] TimeWarp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:51 towards level 59.
[12/09/22 21:19:54] munkis got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:53:49 from level 65.
[12/09/22 21:33:49] CompanionCube's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CompanionCube's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/22 21:43:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gildarts's tunic! gildarts's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/22 21:47:31] noex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:44 towards level 58.
[12/09/22 22:07:08] idleneutral found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:02:09 towards level 59.
[12/09/22 22:19:02] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:58:13 towards level 71.
[12/09/22 23:01:26] fstrelok caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:55 towards level 58.
[12/10/22 00:14:31] kinus was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:05:26 from level 65.
[12/10/22 01:17:23] Finley has dealt brycec a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:03:17 is added to brycec's clock.
[12/10/22 02:31:10] Wolf was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:21:53 from level 73.
[12/10/22 02:33:20] Stevland was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:56 towards level 67.
[12/10/22 02:47:50] Andrio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:22 towards level 67.
[12/10/22 02:55:40] confunctius was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:00 from level 37.
[12/10/22 03:01:53] xbill got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:23:43 towards level 78.
[12/10/22 03:30:12] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:14 towards level 65.
[12/10/22 03:40:26] adamus1red reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! adamus1red's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/10/22 03:44:01] pfoley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:59:42 towards level 68.
[12/10/22 04:53:36] eising's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! eising's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/10/22 06:16:48] JamCow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:27:41 from level 71.
[12/10/22 06:18:39] n0ssh has dealt MadMan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:50:17 is added to MadMan's clock.
[12/10/22 06:32:12] jjasghar was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:48:38 from level 64.
[12/10/22 06:58:48] JamCow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:13:08 from level 71.
[12/10/22 08:23:44] t3chn0 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:09:24 from level 70.
[12/10/22 08:26:36] solarsparq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:17:42 towards level 60.
[12/10/22 08:44:20] Cockatrice ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:11:06 from level 60.
[12/10/22 09:03:54] scumola ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:09:18 from level 67.
[12/10/22 09:54:48] Yarosh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:18:29 from level 70.
[12/10/22 10:51:49] Covid-19 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:46:01 towards level 70.
[12/10/22 11:35:01] vegadark got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:58:19 from level 73.
[12/10/22 12:48:34] "\@_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:29:41 towards level 71.
[12/10/22 12:59:09] Centrixx discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:45:55 towards level 74.
[12/10/22 13:34:09] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:16:24 towards level 70.
[12/10/22 14:05:45] Covid-19 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:58:01 from level 70.
[12/10/22 14:25:05] Arch caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:10 towards level 66.
[12/10/22 15:18:45] Cockatrice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:00:56 towards level 60.
[12/10/22 15:51:30] kzootech found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:36:22 towards level 61.
[12/10/22 16:59:08] Arch ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:45:34 from level 66.
[12/10/22 17:38:46] binaryhermit caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:54 towards level 52.
[12/10/22 18:00:31] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:06:27 towards level 75.
[12/10/22 18:25:18] eising walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:24:01 from level 73.
[12/10/22 19:27:55] The local wizard imbued Sombra's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sombra's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/10/22 20:07:20] achin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:08 towards level 59.
[12/10/22 20:07:35] CompanionCube was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:51:06 from level 73.
[12/10/22 20:11:45] Kritzefitz burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Kritzefitz's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/10/22 20:14:39] SirBummelz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:33:00 towards level 64.
[12/10/22 21:17:57] HellSpawn ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:18:44 from level 70.
[12/10/22 22:56:19] Kritzefitz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:52 towards level 69.
[12/10/22 23:08:43] Russell tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:20:38 towards level 68.
[12/10/22 23:25:02] thornrag met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:49:56 from level 70.
[12/11/22 00:45:35] idlegood found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:14:39 towards level 62.
[12/11/22 00:54:25] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:09:02 towards level 75.
[12/11/22 00:56:16] Dan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:23 towards level 33.
[12/11/22 01:04:30] io had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:08:48 towards level 76.
[12/11/22 01:32:03] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:17:35 towards level 65.
[12/11/22 02:03:37] Misza spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Misza's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/11/22 02:08:57] muirrum found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:58 towards level 56.
[12/11/22 02:23:03] Bolded found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:40:25 towards level 65.
[12/11/22 02:34:29] DownAndUp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:34:25 towards level 62.
[12/11/22 03:37:05] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:17:26 towards level 69.
[12/11/22 04:33:41] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:02:47 towards level 67.
[12/11/22 04:33:47] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:13 towards level 70.
[12/11/22 04:57:20] Misza gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:05:08 towards level 68.
[12/11/22 05:19:20] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:06 towards level 72.
[12/11/22 05:34:04] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:48:34 towards level 69.
[12/11/22 05:38:20] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:45:57 towards level 70.
[12/11/22 06:56:52] The local wizard imbued AlinConstantin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! AlinConstantin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/22 09:00:29] Cirdan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:04:27 towards level 73.
[12/11/22 09:02:24] aqsd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:52 towards level 70.
[12/11/22 09:09:37] Dan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:17 towards level 33.
[12/11/22 09:47:37] bookworm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:22:14 from level 67.
[12/11/22 10:55:32] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:11:33 towards level 72.
[12/11/22 11:46:21] kinus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:32:32 towards level 65.
[12/11/22 11:57:33] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:10:20 towards level 71.
[12/11/22 12:00:31] wille was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:42:15 from level 57.
[12/11/22 12:06:44] Arch gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:48 towards level 66.
[12/11/22 13:53:10] TimWolla ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:32:57 from level 75.
[12/11/22 14:52:34] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:38 towards level 74.
[12/11/22 15:14:06] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:56 towards level 70.
[12/11/22 16:36:58] TimeWarp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:20:36 towards level 60.
[12/11/22 17:06:27] solarsparq was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:47:06 from level 60.
[12/11/22 17:31:28] Carl was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:25:25 from level 71.
[12/11/22 17:43:03] sc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:21 from level 74.
[12/11/22 17:58:01] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:46:31 towards level 71.
[12/11/22 18:21:14] nowz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:59:57 towards level 49.
[12/11/22 18:57:51] gildarts walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:40:11 from level 68.
[12/11/22 20:16:51] jacquesssss found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:46 towards level 39.
[12/11/22 20:44:46] h00k's charm ate a bolt of lightning! h00k's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/22 21:11:25] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:10:07 towards level 74.
[12/11/22 21:19:45] kinus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:09:02 from level 65.
[12/11/22 22:02:25] anarcat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:23:55 from level 75.
[12/11/22 22:36:27] linear walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:48:58 from level 46.
[12/11/22 22:38:49] nya's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nya's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/22 22:40:01] Stevland discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:06:54 towards level 67.
[12/11/22 22:44:56] Tabmow has dealt ukleinek a Critical Strike! 4 days, 07:12:53 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/12/22 00:11:34] wowbagger found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:12 towards level 50.
[12/12/22 00:12:43] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:54 towards level 72.
[12/12/22 00:37:34] Cirdan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:38:09 towards level 73.
[12/12/22 00:50:52] jacquesssss reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jacquesssss's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/22 01:08:32] damyan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:18:09 from level 68.
[12/12/22 01:08:56] Arch was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:47:57 from level 66.
[12/12/22 01:58:29] psychoid found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:02 towards level 30.
[12/12/22 02:04:06] d4n13L was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:54:34 towards level 72.
[12/12/22 02:22:20] solarsparq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:30:25 towards level 60.
[12/12/22 03:20:13] Silvanus_Betrium ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:27:55 from level 66.
[12/12/22 07:15:04] gdm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:58 towards level 58.
[12/12/22 07:47:25] Dan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:39 towards level 34.
[12/12/22 08:08:14] Pricey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:45 towards level 61.
[12/12/22 10:03:05] Thorael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:45 towards level 71.
[12/12/22 10:29:56] gdm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:11 towards level 58.
[12/12/22 10:37:16] DownAndUp was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:25:27 from level 62.
[12/12/22 11:00:19] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:51:39 towards level 72.
[12/12/22 14:13:39] JigmeDatse discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:17:00 towards level 68.
[12/12/22 14:36:27] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:54:31 towards level 71.
[12/12/22 14:54:44] blabber had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:55:45 towards level 70.
[12/12/22 15:34:24] GilbertErik ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:34:20 from level 67.
[12/12/22 15:43:06] DownAndUp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:15:47 towards level 62.
[12/12/22 16:47:48] nya's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nya's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/22 18:34:34] yNos had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:00 towards level 65.
[12/12/22 20:35:13] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:41 towards level 74.
[12/12/22 20:52:27] Russell found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:25:56 towards level 68.
[12/12/22 21:13:49] Theleveler found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:14:51 towards level 75.
[12/12/22 22:10:29] canton7 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:22:22 towards level 70.
[12/12/22 22:15:43] d4n13L bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:15:00 towards level 72.
[12/12/22 23:07:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Pricey's tunic! Pricey's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/22 23:15:50] tmberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:21 towards level 69.
[12/13/22 00:46:10] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:00:37 towards level 71.
[12/13/22 01:19:03] Sombra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:38 towards level 74.
[12/13/22 01:26:14] Khorne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:35:47 towards level 74.
[12/13/22 01:57:03] Pinkman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:06:36 towards level 68.
[12/13/22 01:59:03] The local wizard imbued kptr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kptr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/22 02:06:47] Pricey was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:46 from level 61.
[12/13/22 02:08:26] CompanionCube bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:28:42 towards level 73.
[12/13/22 02:21:26] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:31 towards level 70.
[12/13/22 02:52:57] d4n13L has dealt rs a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:51:28 is added to rs's clock.
[12/13/22 03:49:10] pwae's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pwae's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/22 03:53:31] jayvee was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:27:21 from level 72.
[12/13/22 04:10:38] Tabmow spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Tabmow's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/13/22 04:16:21] xbill was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:46:50 towards level 78.
[12/13/22 04:46:01] RussellB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:07 towards level 70.
[12/13/22 04:50:48] idlegood burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! idlegood's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/13/22 05:16:04] rs was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:27:02 towards level 60.
[12/13/22 05:37:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Destruia's tunic! Destruia's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/22 06:06:37] dnc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:20 towards level 31.
[12/13/22 06:13:20] nya was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:39:09 towards level 70.
[12/13/22 06:16:06] blabber was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:52:44 from level 70.
[12/13/22 06:36:13] idleneutral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:40:24 towards level 59.
[12/13/22 07:02:07] jjasghar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:43:57 towards level 64.
[12/13/22 07:22:07] Berserker was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:29 from level 46.
[12/13/22 07:24:55] Forud was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:23:37 from level 71.
[12/13/22 07:51:13] pwae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:53:11 from level 71.
[12/13/22 08:49:15] Techman reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Techman's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/22 09:13:20] SirBummelz ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:25:59 from level 64.
[12/13/22 09:17:09] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:50:26 towards level 64.
[12/13/22 10:47:10] TimeWarp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:52:13 from level 60.
[12/13/22 10:51:20] Yarosh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Yarosh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/22 11:31:46] shikhin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:57:30 towards level 72.
[12/13/22 11:31:58] gradator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:29:55 towards level 72.
[12/13/22 12:54:36] JamCow was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:14:27 from level 71.
[12/13/22 13:37:07] AlexS was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:41:38 towards level 66.
[12/13/22 13:37:43] _sh has dealt dyvonna a Critical Strike! 3 days, 05:58:54 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[12/13/22 13:44:32] \dev\ice was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:09 from level 38.
[12/13/22 16:32:32] Tangles was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:26:32 towards level 69.
[12/13/22 18:02:37] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:47:06 towards level 68.
[12/13/22 18:33:01] Lnk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:52 towards level 75.
[12/13/22 18:38:08] xbill found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:43:58 towards level 78.
[12/13/22 19:06:34] Paganel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Paganel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/22 19:37:19] TauPan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:16 towards level 63.
[12/13/22 19:46:37] crank was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:49:50 from level 74.
[12/13/22 20:49:10] GilbertErik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:34:51 towards level 67.
[12/13/22 21:17:23] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:56 towards level 69.
[12/13/22 21:22:48] golgy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:44:23 towards level 69.
[12/13/22 21:49:06] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:40:04 towards level 67.
[12/13/22 22:26:02] jayvee was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:34:36 from level 72.
[12/13/22 22:48:31] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:11 towards level 74.
[12/13/22 22:59:06] pyre was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:37:34 from level 73.
[12/14/22 00:24:42] golgy tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:12:17 towards level 69.
[12/14/22 01:29:00] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:22:18 towards level 74.
[12/14/22 03:35:45] MadMan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:34 towards level 69.
[12/14/22 04:43:08] damyan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:33:21 from level 68.
[12/14/22 04:51:52] washclof ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:39:48 from level 75.
[12/14/22 05:13:14] cadfael burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! cadfael's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/14/22 05:34:48] thornrag's charm ate a bolt of lightning! thornrag's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/14/22 05:47:27] eising was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:22:45 from level 73.
[12/14/22 06:42:58] JigmeDatse was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:54:04 from level 68.
[12/14/22 07:23:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yNos's tunic! yNos's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/14/22 07:53:23] adamus1red's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! adamus1red's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/14/22 08:04:23] thornrag ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:07:50 from level 70.
[12/14/22 08:05:02] gradator's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gradator's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/14/22 08:26:29] Silvanus_Betrium tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:44:35 towards level 66.
[12/14/22 09:01:47] Puff was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:30:44 from level 72.
[12/14/22 10:02:31] Tangles discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:21:32 towards level 69.
[12/14/22 10:15:07] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:04 towards level 60.
[12/14/22 10:16:40] BastelBot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:28 towards level 71.
[12/14/22 11:53:25] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on "\@_'s tunic! "\@_'s tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/14/22 12:13:20] Dan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:53 towards level 36.
[12/14/22 12:21:52] Gorek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:41:38 towards level 74.
[12/14/22 12:28:08] spex's charm ate a bolt of lightning! spex's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/14/22 12:28:48] d4n13L hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:42:06 towards level 72.
[12/14/22 12:49:47] wowbagger was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:10 towards level 50.
[12/14/22 13:30:58] Berserker was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:00 towards level 47.
[12/14/22 14:50:44] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:54 towards level 75.
[12/14/22 14:59:25] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:39 towards level 70.
[12/14/22 15:14:25] gdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:44 towards level 58.
[12/14/22 15:15:11] crysis found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:51:55 towards level 64.
[12/14/22 15:32:27] fstrelok's charm ate a bolt of lightning! fstrelok's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/14/22 16:47:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CodeGeek's tunic! CodeGeek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/14/22 17:00:05] Stevland's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Stevland's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/14/22 17:16:07] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:36 towards level 74.
[12/14/22 17:20:26] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:23 towards level 60.
[12/14/22 18:11:48] Ganonk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:52 towards level 49.
[12/14/22 21:07:53] TauPan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:00 towards level 63.
[12/14/22 21:35:41] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:25:35 towards level 70.
[12/14/22 22:35:10] ephemer0l found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:14 towards level 63.
[12/14/22 22:41:38] spex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:52 towards level 71.
[12/14/22 23:03:17] wille discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:08 towards level 57.
[12/14/22 23:56:58] blabber gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:48:26 towards level 70.
[12/15/22 00:06:52] ToHellWithGA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:20 towards level 72.
[12/15/22 00:27:03] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:48 from level 71.
[12/15/22 00:49:54] enteral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:33:10 towards level 60.
[12/15/22 01:52:52] Misza discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:14:41 towards level 68.
[12/15/22 03:10:55] BastelBot has dealt 0x00 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:45:45 is added to 0x00's clock.
[12/15/22 04:05:54] gdm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:36 towards level 58.
[12/15/22 04:17:30] Ganonk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:04 towards level 49.
[12/15/22 04:41:47] yano's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! yano's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/22 04:52:52] laama got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:52:54 towards level 70.
[12/15/22 05:11:05] Faradome tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:35:11 towards level 59.
[12/15/22 05:18:36] Russell's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Russell's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/22 05:35:34] crysis had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:10 towards level 64.
[12/15/22 05:46:16] achin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:56 towards level 59.
[12/15/22 07:55:58] kinus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:24:38 towards level 65.
[12/15/22 07:58:26] io hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:28:40 towards level 76.
[12/15/22 08:02:51] Gonpael was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:44 from level 38.
[12/15/22 08:24:11] The local wizard imbued fstrelok's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! fstrelok's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/22 08:25:59] binaryhermit found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:48 towards level 52.
[12/15/22 09:43:18] Ecko tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:49:51 towards level 63.
[12/15/22 10:51:32] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:05:23 towards level 75.
[12/15/22 11:24:15] jjasghar was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:40:18 from level 64.
[12/15/22 12:56:45] tsr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:50:54 towards level 68.
[12/15/22 13:26:59] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:11:24 towards level 74.
[12/15/22 13:41:17] Notir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:29 towards level 64.
[12/15/22 14:01:58] Crazycatlady was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:16:32 from level 71.
[12/15/22 14:47:16] Centrixx caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:09:33 towards level 74.
[12/15/22 15:03:40] MetaNova was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:22:16 towards level 72.
[12/15/22 15:47:32] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:31 towards level 60.
[12/15/22 16:10:05] nya was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:39:54 from level 70.
[12/15/22 16:16:16] gusto's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gusto's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/22 16:56:11] VonToutCourt got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:07:37 from level 72.
[12/15/22 18:13:23] soltys burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! soltys's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/15/22 18:28:09] Covid-19 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:34:16 towards level 70.
[12/15/22 19:13:16] nya was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:05 towards level 70.
[12/15/22 20:37:37] aqsd was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:33:44 towards level 71.
[12/15/22 21:08:05] Crazycatlady ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:03:03 from level 71.
[12/15/22 21:12:34] Pinkman was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:32:02 from level 68.
[12/15/22 21:31:35] ephemer0l ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:22:29 from level 64.
[12/15/22 22:09:00] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:35:15 towards level 70.
[12/15/22 23:10:58] laama found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:23:31 towards level 70.
[12/15/22 23:13:50] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:20 towards level 75.
[12/16/22 00:26:40] Russell met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:06:34 from level 68.
[12/16/22 01:12:17] hdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:38 towards level 75.
[12/16/22 01:16:30] sam ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:22 from level 65.
[12/16/22 01:18:54] bobvador found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:11:49 towards level 71.
[12/16/22 01:45:52] allo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:40 towards level 73.
[12/16/22 01:51:44] Platonides was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:00:25 towards level 65.
[12/16/22 02:46:25] nawcom bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:14 towards level 66.
[12/16/22 02:55:40] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:51:06 towards level 69.
[12/16/22 02:59:11] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:26 towards level 69.
[12/16/22 03:16:15] Centrixx got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:18:34 towards level 74.
[12/16/22 03:33:24] ahmubashshir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:09:01 towards level 61.
[12/16/22 03:46:16] signofzeta had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:14 towards level 66.
[12/16/22 04:41:17] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:21 towards level 70.
[12/16/22 06:45:00] Kachin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kachin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/22 06:53:05] soltys reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! soltys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/22 07:35:42] gegenschein was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:25:59 towards level 67.
[12/16/22 08:46:37] iiriix found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:06 towards level 69.
[12/16/22 09:03:10] keepermurph was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:54:09 from level 57.
[12/16/22 09:14:43] SirBummelz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:59:26 towards level 64.
[12/16/22 09:37:52] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:02:22 towards level 72.
[12/16/22 09:58:33] psychoid found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:24 towards level 36.
[12/16/22 10:08:38] Kritzefitz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:00 towards level 69.
[12/16/22 10:19:42] kzootech gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:30:32 towards level 61.
[12/16/22 10:32:55] Centrixx ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:15:14 from level 74.
[12/16/22 11:00:02] Chuck had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:02 towards level 69.
[12/16/22 11:28:01] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:59 towards level 71.
[12/16/22 11:53:55] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:55:46 towards level 71.
[12/16/22 12:51:41] Ganonk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:29 towards level 50.
[12/16/22 12:55:21] pants has dealt Gorek a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:58:44 is added to Gorek's clock.
[12/16/22 13:36:43] ToHellWithGA ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:53:28 from level 72.
[12/16/22 13:55:46] Alarien was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:15:06 towards level 68.
[12/16/22 14:33:10] The local wizard imbued Forud's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Forud's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/22 15:02:57] The local wizard imbued TimeWarp's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TimeWarp's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/22 15:43:11] Crazycatlady was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:03:54 towards level 71.
[12/16/22 15:51:37] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:22:00 towards level 72.
[12/16/22 16:02:54] SirBummelz was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:54:40 from level 64.
[12/16/22 16:23:11] Ankhers was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:54:12 towards level 69.
[12/16/22 16:32:18] Yarosh slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Yarosh's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/16/22 17:24:54] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:14:24 towards level 72.
[12/16/22 17:54:48] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:25 towards level 72.
[12/16/22 18:23:06] nya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:39 towards level 70.
[12/16/22 18:47:45] SuzakuMedli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:41:35 towards level 55.
[12/16/22 19:45:06] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:01 towards level 74.
[12/16/22 19:57:51] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:00 towards level 71.
[12/16/22 20:00:49] MadMan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:30:23 towards level 70.
[12/16/22 20:15:46] jjasghar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:05:19 from level 64.
[12/16/22 21:00:05] damyan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:32:54 towards level 68.
[12/16/22 21:08:44] eroc1990 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:23:13 from level 55.
[12/16/22 22:29:08] washclof was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:00:45 from level 75.
[12/16/22 22:30:05] idleevil ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:59:15 from level 61.
[12/17/22 00:32:59] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:25 towards level 67.
[12/17/22 00:57:55] VonToutCourt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:33:55 towards level 72.
[12/17/22 01:34:37] scumola was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:08 towards level 67.
[12/17/22 02:09:24] io was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:16:35 towards level 76.
[12/17/22 02:37:30] soltys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:02:10 towards level 73.
[12/17/22 03:18:36] jayvee found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:13:35 towards level 72.
[12/17/22 03:32:30] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:46 towards level 71.
[12/17/22 04:30:58] ahmubashshir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:40:54 towards level 61.
[12/17/22 05:05:06] canton7 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! canton7's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/22 05:46:15] io was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:08 towards level 76.
[12/17/22 06:56:55] Comnenus burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Comnenus's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/22 07:21:34] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:53:08 towards level 73.
[12/17/22 09:05:45] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:45:24 towards level 70.
[12/17/22 10:07:19] blabber found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:54:28 towards level 70.
[12/17/22 10:15:23] nawcom was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:39 towards level 66.
[12/17/22 11:44:30] zifnab06 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:49:51 towards level 68.
[12/17/22 11:48:04] Nuae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:20 towards level 62.
[12/17/22 12:10:21] MrMagoo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:23:09 towards level 56.
[12/17/22 12:12:19] _sh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:26:24 towards level 73.
[12/17/22 12:12:31] muirrum was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:33 towards level 57.
[12/17/22 12:43:43] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:37 towards level 67.
[12/17/22 13:10:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on crysis's tunic! crysis's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/22 13:36:25] signofzeta hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:47:56 towards level 66.
[12/17/22 13:42:11] Kachin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:08:21 towards level 69.
[12/17/22 14:01:13] idlegood caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:54:01 towards level 62.
[12/17/22 14:53:10] rs tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:06:30 towards level 60.
[12/17/22 15:05:42] The local wizard imbued hdm's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hdm's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/22 15:48:37] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:55:28 towards level 66.
[12/17/22 16:22:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SirNeo's tunic! SirNeo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/22 18:23:14] MetaNova bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:35:56 towards level 72.
[12/17/22 19:20:56] 0x00 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:48 from level 41.
[12/17/22 19:46:58] jacquesssss's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jacquesssss's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/22 19:49:05] Comnenus was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:24 from level 39.
[12/17/22 19:52:41] ion has dealt DownAndUp a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:59:23 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[12/17/22 19:53:30] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:44:19 towards level 66.
[12/17/22 20:49:50] nawcom was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:34:00 from level 66.
[12/17/22 20:52:08] SirBummelz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:20:39 towards level 64.
[12/17/22 21:32:42] Finley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:53 towards level 60.
[12/17/22 22:21:12] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:51:30 towards level 69.
[12/17/22 23:46:49] soltys got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:01:42 from level 73.
[12/17/22 23:57:28] iiriix hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:49 towards level 69.
[12/18/22 00:39:18] Fehu got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:51:06 from level 65.
[12/18/22 01:02:05] AlexS caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:14:10 towards level 66.
[12/18/22 01:08:30] iiriix found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:11 towards level 69.
[12/18/22 01:09:33] Zaratustra's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Zaratustra's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/22 01:30:43] ChowderKeg burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ChowderKeg's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/22 01:42:31] Centrixx had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:43:47 towards level 74.
[12/18/22 02:14:03] Tangles tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:29:29 towards level 69.
[12/18/22 02:29:42] Lnk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:26:38 towards level 76.
[12/18/22 02:54:33] Ecko was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:15:59 towards level 63.
[12/18/22 04:05:07] cornfeedhobo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:40 from level 64.
[12/18/22 04:36:27] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:10 towards level 70.
[12/18/22 04:53:49] solarsparq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:52 towards level 60.
[12/18/22 05:06:50] Dan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:15 from level 38.
[12/18/22 05:20:53] bg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/22 05:40:16] eising discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:56:35 towards level 73.
[12/18/22 05:58:32] d4n13L tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:28:14 towards level 72.
[12/18/22 06:45:25] The local wizard imbued Comnenus's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Comnenus's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/22 07:40:01] misha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:30:16 towards level 74.
[12/18/22 08:24:14] Drin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:04:11 towards level 67.
[12/18/22 08:30:22] Bluedog was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:57 towards level 68.
[12/18/22 09:53:58] KindOne's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! KindOne's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/22 10:32:22] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:55:36 towards level 72.
[12/18/22 12:14:14] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:06 towards level 73.
[12/18/22 12:18:36] Algernon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:34:55 towards level 70.
[12/18/22 12:30:10] Techman reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Techman's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/22 12:31:04] TauPan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:17 towards level 63.
[12/18/22 12:38:12] shikhin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! shikhin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/22 15:23:29] Forud was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:19:31 from level 71.
[12/18/22 15:28:49] xbill caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:23:42 towards level 78.
[12/18/22 16:40:59] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:12 towards level 72.
[12/18/22 17:25:49] CompanionCube found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:36:58 towards level 73.
[12/18/22 17:30:38] The local wizard imbued cfjk's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cfjk's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/22 18:05:05] gegenschein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:56:27 towards level 67.
[12/18/22 18:39:56] enteral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:39:35 towards level 60.
[12/18/22 18:41:32] sc's charm ate a bolt of lightning! sc's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/22 19:09:02] damyan has dealt Bluedog a Critical Strike! 4 days, 13:23:04 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[12/18/22 19:15:58] dyvonna found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:49:49 towards level 63.
[12/18/22 20:21:01] Theleveler was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:45:26 towards level 75.
[12/18/22 20:21:13] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:26 towards level 70.
[12/18/22 21:44:35] TimeWarp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:56:18 towards level 60.
[12/18/22 22:10:36] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:21 towards level 73.
[12/18/22 22:36:07] GilbertErik ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:49:17 from level 67.
[12/18/22 22:53:39] CompanionCube was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:17:05 towards level 73.
[12/18/22 23:26:22] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:34:50 towards level 70.
[12/18/22 23:41:18] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:40:23 towards level 76.
[12/18/22 23:43:40] The local wizard imbued ufo-piloot's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ufo-piloot's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/22 23:59:41] nawcom was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:40 from level 66.
[12/19/22 01:22:51] Sombra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:12:00 towards level 75.
[12/19/22 04:46:03] The local wizard imbued spex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! spex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/22 05:21:14] spex walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:15:19 from level 71.
[12/19/22 05:50:33] anarcat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! anarcat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/22 06:17:37] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:34:22 towards level 75.
[12/19/22 06:24:42] spex was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:09:26 from level 71.
[12/19/22 06:25:18] Bolded was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:32:32 towards level 65.
[12/19/22 06:31:07] dyvonna was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:51:49 from level 63.
[12/19/22 06:44:10] solarsparq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:42 towards level 60.
[12/19/22 06:52:03] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:14 towards level 70.
[12/19/22 07:00:08] rawgreaze found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:20:00 towards level 64.
[12/19/22 07:24:08] TheSilentLink was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:09 from level 64.
[12/19/22 07:31:19] jayvee reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jayvee's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/22 07:39:12] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:03 towards level 71.
[12/19/22 08:31:38] Covid-19 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:05:04 towards level 70.
[12/19/22 08:32:11] sky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:44:43 towards level 70.
[12/19/22 08:43:27] pasquale ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:24:52 from level 62.
[12/19/22 09:16:01] TauPan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:49 from level 63.
[12/19/22 09:16:10] CodeGeek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:28:18 from level 71.
[12/19/22 09:46:34] Pricey's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Pricey's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/22 10:16:03] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:17 towards level 57.
[12/19/22 10:25:14] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:22 towards level 57.
[12/19/22 10:32:52] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:17 towards level 72.
[12/19/22 11:05:50] bsleep's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bsleep's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/22 11:24:52] keepermurph met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:27:30 from level 57.
[12/19/22 12:44:57] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:52:06 towards level 72.
[12/19/22 13:43:06] drahthaar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:57:28 towards level 75.
[12/19/22 14:27:05] Wam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:25:28 towards level 65.
[12/19/22 14:55:10] Affliction met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:00:41 from level 72.
[12/19/22 15:13:12] hugga was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:18 towards level 64.
[12/19/22 15:16:07] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:33:14 towards level 74.
[12/19/22 15:31:51] slim's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! slim's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/19/22 16:32:47] Cirdan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:58 towards level 73.
[12/19/22 17:03:57] misha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:36:03 towards level 74.
[12/19/22 17:11:11] norrland was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:43 towards level 29.
[12/19/22 17:45:02] mordac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:13:08 towards level 72.
[12/19/22 18:20:04] 0x00 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:34 towards level 41.
[12/19/22 19:13:00] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:24:38 from level 67.
[12/19/22 19:39:56] sam's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sam's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/22 21:41:37] BastelBot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:05:58 towards level 72.
[12/19/22 21:45:25] jayvee was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:18:52 from level 72.
[12/19/22 22:16:15] h00k had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:22 towards level 51.
[12/19/22 23:46:47] Wolf was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:44:20 from level 74.
[12/20/22 01:40:51] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:20 towards level 72.
[12/20/22 02:07:36] SirBummelz fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:25:39 from level 64.
[12/20/22 02:22:34] kinus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:35:48 towards level 65.
[12/20/22 03:04:03] Techman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:03:38 towards level 74.
[12/20/22 03:29:29] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:51 towards level 67.
[12/20/22 03:50:31] RussellB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:04 towards level 70.
[12/20/22 04:29:18] Tangles was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:50:38 towards level 69.
[12/20/22 05:24:23] Aksej got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:45:33 towards level 68.
[12/20/22 05:29:18] contyk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:36 towards level 56.
[12/20/22 05:35:49] Tenedos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:06:02 towards level 65.
[12/20/22 06:06:05] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:59:53 towards level 65.
[12/20/22 06:29:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Jens's tunic! Jens's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/22 07:28:41] Silvanus_Betrium bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:20 towards level 66.
[12/20/22 07:41:53] 0x00 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:48 towards level 42.
[12/20/22 07:48:18] sc's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! sc's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/20/22 07:49:58] AlexS found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:12:51 towards level 66.
[12/20/22 08:20:28] yano discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:50:10 towards level 71.
[12/20/22 08:55:45] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:57 towards level 62.
[12/20/22 08:57:12] Wolf's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Wolf's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/20/22 09:18:05] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:31:52 towards level 76.
[12/20/22 10:34:42] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:15:09 towards level 74.
[12/20/22 10:35:27] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:21:15 towards level 70.
[12/20/22 12:10:30] spex's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! spex's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/22 12:29:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on solarsparq's tunic! solarsparq's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/22 12:53:06] idleneutral was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:29:55 from level 59.
[12/20/22 13:19:57] nawcom has dealt TimWolla a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:29:55 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[12/20/22 13:32:51] MadMan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:25:58 towards level 70.
[12/20/22 14:52:01] washclof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:47:17 towards level 76.
[12/20/22 14:57:41] brycec ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:06:50 from level 67.
[12/20/22 15:26:47] EddieT137's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! EddieT137's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/22 16:29:22] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:04 towards level 64.
[12/20/22 16:29:34] Berserker ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:27 from level 48.
[12/20/22 16:35:23] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:29:51 towards level 71.
[12/20/22 16:52:03] Fenrik was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:37:38 from level 71.
[12/20/22 18:02:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on xbill's tunic! xbill's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/22 18:05:53] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:36 towards level 72.
[12/20/22 18:31:47] Matthew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:37:32 from level 38.
[12/20/22 18:52:19] TimWolla tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:38:39 towards level 75.
[12/20/22 19:11:25] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:51:16 towards level 71.
[12/20/22 19:21:22] Tabmow has dealt gradator a Critical Strike! 3 days, 18:35:41 is added to gradator's clock.
[12/20/22 19:33:33] contyk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:22 towards level 56.
[12/20/22 20:07:42] Puff found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:59:55 towards level 72.
[12/20/22 20:08:54] Kurenai was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:44:16 towards level 61.
[12/20/22 20:10:24] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:40 towards level 73.
[12/20/22 20:33:02] ToHellWithGA has dealt gdm a Critical Strike! 1 day, 21:20:39 is added to gdm's clock.
[12/20/22 20:40:40] Puff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:30:18 towards level 72.
[12/20/22 20:56:56] jacob1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:02:57 from level 75.
[12/20/22 21:09:19] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 18:40:49 towards level 75.
[12/20/22 21:20:24] LeD got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:57 towards level 62.
[12/20/22 22:07:13] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:09 towards level 68.
[12/20/22 22:24:38] gegenschein had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:17 towards level 67.
[12/20/22 23:18:52] mordac ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:19:13 from level 72.
[12/20/22 23:48:51] kinus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:04:54 towards level 65.
[12/21/22 00:01:25] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on h00k's tunic! h00k's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/22 00:13:37] Techman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:49:20 towards level 74.
[12/21/22 00:51:54] kinus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:25 towards level 65.
[12/21/22 01:31:16] canton7 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:21:55 from level 70.
[12/21/22 01:33:11] zifnab06 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:41:51 towards level 68.
[12/21/22 02:12:25] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:22 towards level 73.
[12/21/22 02:28:52] hdm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:37 from level 75.
[12/21/22 02:47:47] tomhek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! tomhek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/21/22 03:01:45] cornfeedhobo reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cornfeedhobo's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/22 03:17:24] CrashOverride caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:54:47 towards level 75.
[12/21/22 03:24:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Lord255's tunic! Lord255's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/22 03:29:42] hdm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:14 from level 75.
[12/21/22 03:40:50] bsleep got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:09:00 towards level 69.
[12/21/22 03:48:04] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:10:39 towards level 71.
[12/21/22 03:53:20] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:58:31 towards level 72.
[12/21/22 04:23:22] caeli was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:17 towards level 73.
[12/21/22 04:56:18] MetaNova was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:25:27 towards level 72.
[12/21/22 04:58:24] Silvanus_Betrium was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:48 towards level 66.
[12/21/22 05:03:02] yNos's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! yNos's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/21/22 05:14:55] pfoley burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pfoley's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/21/22 05:41:58] damyan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:07 towards level 68.
[12/21/22 07:30:31] Centrixx walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:38:39 from level 74.
[12/21/22 08:45:38] jjasghar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:51 towards level 64.
[12/21/22 09:30:34] Ecko was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:18 towards level 63.
[12/21/22 09:39:21] enteral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:41:31 towards level 60.
[12/21/22 10:29:09] laama was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:10:59 from level 70.
[12/21/22 11:00:19] Pricey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:10:53 towards level 62.
[12/21/22 11:17:35] bobvador was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:06:11 towards level 71.
[12/21/22 11:37:12] VonToutCourt's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! VonToutCourt's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/21/22 12:19:10] bookworm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:51:49 from level 67.
[12/21/22 12:22:52] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:11:08 towards level 72.
[12/21/22 13:22:43] MrMagoo met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:21:18 from level 56.
[12/21/22 14:01:07] hax404 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:06:03 from level 71.
[12/21/22 14:32:41] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:16:59 towards level 67.
[12/21/22 16:14:40] VonToutCourt was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:48:58 towards level 72.
[12/21/22 16:18:32] Tangles found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:03:50 towards level 69.
[12/21/22 16:34:22] Comnenus ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:16 from level 41.
[12/21/22 16:48:47] psychoid was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:16 towards level 39.
[12/21/22 17:01:18] scumola fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:19:37 from level 68.
[12/21/22 17:09:34] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:19 towards level 68.
[12/21/22 17:13:17] The local wizard imbued Tangles's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tangles's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/22 17:45:43] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:14:03 towards level 71.
[12/21/22 18:31:27] xbill found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:07:40 towards level 78.
[12/21/22 18:36:49] psychoid found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:08 towards level 39.
[12/21/22 19:42:49] pfoley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:07 towards level 68.
[12/21/22 19:58:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jacob1's tunic! jacob1's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/22 20:50:17] SirNeo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:44 towards level 55.
[12/21/22 21:00:14] bsleep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:42:28 towards level 69.
[12/21/22 21:09:19] pasquale was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:20:17 from level 62.
[12/21/22 21:20:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on eising's tunic! eising's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/22 21:27:26] RussellB has dealt \dev\ice a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:02:36 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[12/21/22 21:45:42] tswsl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:31:00 from level 73.
[12/21/22 21:47:00] bobvador found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:04:25 towards level 71.
[12/21/22 21:57:42] caeli was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:21:02 from level 73.
[12/21/22 22:02:53] zcy was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:41:27 from level 57.
[12/21/22 22:19:59] io was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:42 towards level 76.
[12/21/22 22:23:12] tomgus1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:10:15 from level 46.
[12/21/22 22:25:57] CodeGeek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CodeGeek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/22 22:26:24] keepermurph was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:35 towards level 57.
[12/21/22 22:31:41] idleneutral found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:44 towards level 59.
[12/21/22 22:41:40] blabber tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:56:24 towards level 70.
[12/21/22 23:00:28] Crazycatlady spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Crazycatlady's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/21/22 23:01:25] Abe was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:37 from level 65.
[12/21/22 23:11:30] _sh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:36:06 towards level 73.
[12/21/22 23:18:14] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:54 towards level 63.
[12/22/22 00:47:49] SuzakuMedli got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:27:21 from level 55.
[12/22/22 00:57:57] Destruia found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:44 towards level 67.
[12/22/22 01:29:40] tswsl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:52:19 towards level 73.
[12/22/22 01:46:02] gegenschein had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:38 towards level 67.
[12/22/22 01:46:23] el bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:32:52 towards level 71.
[12/22/22 02:13:27] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:11 towards level 71.
[12/22/22 02:14:03] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:47:38 towards level 70.
[12/22/22 03:01:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on washclof's tunic! washclof's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/22/22 03:11:14] blabber found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:20:06 towards level 70.
[12/22/22 03:31:51] Cirdan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:00 towards level 73.
[12/22/22 03:41:32] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:48 towards level 75.
[12/22/22 04:18:41] solarsparq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:04 towards level 60.
[12/22/22 05:35:58] bananaboat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:08 towards level 72.
[12/22/22 07:04:43] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:46:16 towards level 74.
[12/22/22 07:10:05] Alarien found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:02:56 towards level 68.
[12/22/22 07:42:52] Fenrik was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:09:52 from level 71.
[12/22/22 08:47:36] slim tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:55:21 towards level 61.
[12/22/22 10:02:45] adamus1red discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:10:39 towards level 70.
[12/22/22 10:59:56] LeD was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:51:39 towards level 62.
[12/22/22 11:10:52] slim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:47:29 from level 61.
[12/22/22 11:39:38] Matthew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:20 towards level 38.
[12/22/22 12:38:44] wowbagger found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:47 towards level 51.
[12/22/22 12:42:33] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:04 towards level 71.
[12/22/22 13:10:31] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:13 towards level 73.
[12/22/22 13:54:22] CodeGeek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:50:42 from level 71.
[12/22/22 14:06:55] dyvonna was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:06 towards level 63.
[12/22/22 14:11:26] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:36:40 towards level 74.
[12/22/22 14:28:36] Asara found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:47:49 towards level 74.
[12/22/22 14:36:14] el found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:11:07 towards level 71.
[12/22/22 15:30:08] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:39:42 towards level 70.
[12/22/22 15:32:39] Crazycatlady was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:52:28 towards level 71.
[12/22/22 15:41:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Wam's tunic! Wam's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/22/22 15:57:33] tomgus1's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tomgus1's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/22/22 17:38:58] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:03:48 towards level 66.
[12/22/22 18:46:46] Silvanus_Betrium hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:18 towards level 66.
[12/22/22 18:58:46] Misza walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:40:16 from level 68.
[12/22/22 19:29:27] "\@_ has dealt V a Critical Strike! 2 days, 15:35:50 is added to V's clock.
[12/22/22 20:05:08] spex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:28 towards level 71.
[12/22/22 20:05:44] Abe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:49:58 towards level 66.
[12/22/22 21:30:23] tomgus1 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:02 from level 46.
[12/22/22 21:47:04] tomgus1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:04 towards level 46.
[12/22/22 21:59:05] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:13:46 towards level 75.
[12/22/22 22:06:49] Finley met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:16:47 from level 60.
[12/22/22 22:08:31] BastelBot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:33:45 towards level 72.
[12/22/22 22:55:35] AlexS was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:13:01 towards level 66.
[12/22/22 23:43:39] Omega hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:03 towards level 66.
[12/23/22 00:06:29] gegenschein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:44 towards level 67.
[12/23/22 00:26:46] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:53:35 towards level 71.
[12/23/22 01:18:15] tswsl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tswsl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/22 01:55:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Alarien's tunic! Alarien's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/22 02:25:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on misha's tunic! misha's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/22 02:33:07] HellSpawn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:16:57 from level 70.
[12/23/22 02:34:10] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:51 towards level 71.
[12/23/22 02:55:27] tomhek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:19:53 towards level 71.
[12/23/22 03:53:40] Misza got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:59 towards level 68.
[12/23/22 04:28:30] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:54:40 towards level 71.
[12/23/22 04:44:13] soltys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:36:00 towards level 73.
[12/23/22 04:54:54] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:39:43 towards level 65.
[12/23/22 04:55:43] dwfreed found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:28:30 towards level 75.
[12/23/22 05:26:50] achin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:55:25 towards level 60.
[12/23/22 05:32:42] pfoley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:02:13 from level 68.
[12/23/22 05:34:46] MadMan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:26:26 towards level 70.
[12/23/22 06:04:29] Tenedos's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tenedos's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/22 07:15:53] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:08 towards level 68.
[12/23/22 08:12:09] Destruia was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:20:48 from level 67.
[12/23/22 09:23:04] jjasghar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jjasghar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/22 10:51:12] gildarts's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gildarts's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/22 11:13:44] Algernon walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:41:00 from level 70.
[12/23/22 11:28:53] canton7 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:30:26 towards level 70.
[12/23/22 11:58:57] Silvanus_Betrium found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:17 towards level 66.
[12/23/22 12:09:15] munkis ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:00:55 from level 65.
[12/23/22 12:41:02] zbe was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:32:29 from level 75.
[12/23/22 12:48:00] vadas got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:09:17 from level 47.
[12/23/22 13:49:11] yNos was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:52:34 from level 66.
[12/23/22 13:50:35] JigmeDatse caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:33:40 towards level 68.
[12/23/22 14:11:40] gegenschein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:01 towards level 67.
[12/23/22 14:22:03] bsleep slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bsleep's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/23/22 14:27:01] The local wizard imbued Gorek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Gorek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/22 14:43:37] washclof found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:00:23 towards level 76.
[12/23/22 14:53:57] gdm reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gdm's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/22 14:59:08] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:46:51 towards level 71.
[12/23/22 15:03:51] canton7 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:33:27 towards level 70.
[12/23/22 15:11:47] SirBummelz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:50:02 towards level 64.
[12/23/22 16:47:15] Drin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:15:34 towards level 67.
[12/23/22 17:22:29] yano gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:21:35 towards level 71.
[12/23/22 17:22:44] mordac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:45:18 towards level 72.
[12/23/22 18:50:19] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:05:40 from level 71.
[12/23/22 19:36:02] The local wizard imbued Tenedos's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tenedos's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/22 20:27:59] mordac's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! mordac's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/22 20:31:58] Bluedog's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Bluedog's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/22 21:30:31] shikhin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:48:59 towards level 73.
[12/23/22 21:43:16] tomgus1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:29 towards level 47.
[12/23/22 21:44:22] Minus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:46 towards level 61.
[12/23/22 21:49:44] Khorne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:12:47 towards level 74.
[12/23/22 22:28:14] tmberg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:38:09 from level 69.
[12/23/22 22:45:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Techman's tunic! Techman's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/22 22:50:22] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:49:19 towards level 71.
[12/23/22 22:55:05] Silvanus_Betrium burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Silvanus_Betrium's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/23/22 23:44:40] Drin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:17:29 towards level 67.
[12/23/22 23:46:22] n0ssh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:54 towards level 52.
[12/24/22 00:00:25] Ecko caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:13 towards level 63.
[12/24/22 00:00:40] h00k slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! h00k's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/24/22 00:18:11] MadMan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:30:11 from level 70.
[12/24/22 01:02:01] paramourn met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:19 from level 22.
[12/24/22 01:47:56] Yarosh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Yarosh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/22 01:58:10] simple ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:49:45 from level 72.
[12/24/22 02:40:52] psychoid got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:43 towards level 40.
[12/24/22 03:13:30] rs got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:39:44 from level 60.
[12/24/22 03:41:36] MrMagoo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:49 towards level 56.
[12/24/22 04:01:43] Psilocybe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:53 towards level 72.
[12/24/22 04:40:12] Notir has dealt MadMan a Critical Strike! 5 days, 17:43:05 is added to MadMan's clock.
[12/24/22 04:50:02] AlexS was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:15:37 from level 66.
[12/24/22 05:22:54] Wam has dealt buzel a Critical Strike! 2 days, 00:32:19 is added to buzel's clock.
[12/24/22 06:01:42] mordac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:22:23 towards level 72.
[12/24/22 06:04:39] Covid-19 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:00:39 from level 70.
[12/24/22 06:57:32] talisein was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:46:26 from level 73.
[12/24/22 07:03:12] Pricey bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:52 towards level 62.
[12/24/22 07:17:30] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:37:34 towards level 72.
[12/24/22 08:33:03] brycec ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:07:20 from level 67.
[12/24/22 09:17:00] herald was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:53:55 towards level 62.
[12/24/22 09:20:34] dwfreed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:22:51 towards level 75.
[12/24/22 10:28:17] psychoid fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:02:12 from level 40.
[12/24/22 10:37:34] Tenorman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:31 towards level 67.
[12/24/22 11:44:32] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:09 towards level 68.
[12/24/22 12:32:50] Wam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:59 towards level 65.
[12/24/22 12:40:33] Acolarh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:15 towards level 71.
[12/24/22 13:01:25] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:13:29 from level 72.
[12/24/22 13:08:33] damyan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! damyan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/22 14:10:19] tmberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:09 towards level 69.
[12/24/22 14:49:49] Alarien ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:36:39 from level 68.
[12/24/22 14:54:20] psychoid caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:43 towards level 40.
[12/24/22 16:09:03] yNos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:14:06 towards level 66.
[12/24/22 16:26:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on heisenbug's tunic! heisenbug's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/22 17:37:10] JamCow was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:41:07 from level 72.
[12/24/22 17:37:10] Pricey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:54:17 towards level 62.
[12/24/22 18:37:36] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:12 towards level 71.
[12/24/22 19:08:10] idlegood was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:28 towards level 62.
[12/24/22 19:09:55] psychoid was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:08 from level 40.
[12/24/22 19:18:54] Cockatrice's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Cockatrice's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/22 19:45:42] allo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 18:55:10 from level 74.
[12/24/22 20:03:36] keepermurph burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! keepermurph's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/24/22 20:27:17] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:24 towards level 74.
[12/24/22 20:56:48] damyan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:37 towards level 68.
[12/24/22 23:00:20] Silvanus_Betrium discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:49:14 towards level 67.
[12/24/22 23:03:21] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:09:27 towards level 70.
[12/24/22 23:11:41] RussellB spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! RussellB's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/25/22 00:45:16] realguy ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:39 from level 31.
[12/25/22 00:47:13] Algernon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:47:00 towards level 70.
[12/25/22 00:57:57] fstrelok was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:20:48 towards level 59.
[12/25/22 01:02:59] gegenschein was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:57 from level 67.
[12/25/22 02:12:14] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:35 towards level 73.
[12/25/22 02:24:26] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:17:09 towards level 74.
[12/25/22 02:26:08] EddieT137 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:31:12 towards level 65.
[12/25/22 03:31:17] Malvolio ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:59:26 from level 57.
[12/25/22 04:20:05] vegadark was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:33:24 towards level 74.
[12/25/22 04:51:40] zgrep's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zgrep's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/25/22 05:03:34] jaxson spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jaxson's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/25/22 05:42:31] zcy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:34:29 towards level 57.
[12/25/22 05:59:17] spex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:54:08 towards level 72.
[12/25/22 06:00:47] CrashOverride was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:50:49 towards level 75.
[12/25/22 06:24:20] damyan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:14 towards level 68.
[12/25/22 07:23:59] SuzakuMedli has dealt scumola a Critical Strike! 9 days, 16:49:57 is added to scumola's clock.
[12/25/22 08:08:40] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:26:45 towards level 52.
[12/25/22 09:05:02] "\@_ was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:57:33 from level 72.
[12/25/22 09:30:16] gildarts was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:05:49 towards level 68.
[12/25/22 09:31:44] The local wizard imbued GilbertErik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GilbertErik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/25/22 10:38:28] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:16:31 towards level 71.
[12/25/22 11:16:39] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:17:01 from level 67.
[12/25/22 11:46:00] io fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:15:35 from level 77.
[12/25/22 11:48:25] ion spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ion's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/25/22 12:07:35] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:28:18 towards level 77.
[12/25/22 12:18:19] MetaNova found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:05:56 towards level 72.
[12/25/22 12:29:19] Lnk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:58:29 from level 76.
[12/25/22 12:49:59] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:43:56 towards level 63.
[12/25/22 14:09:09] Tabmow was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:08:18 from level 64.
[12/25/22 14:10:27] Tabmow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:06:02 towards level 64.
[12/25/22 14:23:34] allo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:01:23 towards level 74.
[12/25/22 14:42:23] wille found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:58 towards level 58.
[12/25/22 14:55:05] Comnenus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:08 towards level 42.
[12/25/22 15:03:30] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:34:45 towards level 66.
[12/25/22 15:50:44] jaxson ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:29:13 from level 69.
[12/25/22 16:16:37] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:19 towards level 68.
[12/25/22 17:30:21] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:07 towards level 71.
[12/25/22 17:48:33] Zaratustra has dealt crysis a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:32:07 is added to crysis's clock.
[12/25/22 19:09:10] RussellB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:28:22 towards level 71.
[12/25/22 19:24:32] The local wizard imbued Abe's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Abe's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/25/22 19:55:53] SuzakuMedli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:10 towards level 55.
[12/25/22 20:07:07] Tangles ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:37:58 from level 69.
[12/25/22 20:51:37] CrashOverride was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:52:37 towards level 75.
[12/25/22 20:59:39] Forud had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:02:07 towards level 71.
[12/25/22 21:06:31] enteral was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:45 towards level 60.
[12/25/22 21:28:06] Silvanus_Betrium tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:43:59 towards level 67.
[12/25/22 21:44:55] zgrep spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! zgrep's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/25/22 22:09:33] drahthaar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:34:18 towards level 75.
[12/25/22 22:56:28] Acolarh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:41 towards level 71.
[12/25/22 23:19:52] Drin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:20:13 from level 67.
[12/25/22 23:46:55] The local wizard imbued TheSilentLink's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TheSilentLink's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/22 00:15:26] munkis was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:31 towards level 65.
[12/26/22 01:25:55] Crazycatlady found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:32:14 towards level 71.
[12/26/22 01:27:07] Destruia found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:54 towards level 67.
[12/26/22 02:49:03] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:38:22 towards level 71.
[12/26/22 02:53:58] \dev\ice burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! \dev\ice's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/22 03:48:26] SirBummelz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SirBummelz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/22 03:52:30] KindOne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:35:50 towards level 66.
[12/26/22 04:22:36] Algernon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:56:57 towards level 70.
[12/26/22 05:18:17] bookworm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:20:19 towards level 67.
[12/26/22 05:51:36] AlinConstantin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:20 towards level 49.
[12/26/22 06:50:10] zcy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:13 towards level 57.
[12/26/22 06:51:52] shikhin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:17:30 towards level 73.
[12/26/22 06:53:34] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:13:20 towards level 74.
[12/26/22 06:59:14] ion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:39:29 from level 76.
[12/26/22 07:18:42] hdm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 09:20:25 towards level 76.
[12/26/22 07:28:27] jacob1 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jacob1's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/22 07:37:16] adamus1red was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:24:14 from level 70.
[12/26/22 07:47:54] Destruia gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:16 towards level 67.
[12/26/22 09:47:09] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:16 towards level 73.
[12/26/22 09:56:04] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:52 towards level 64.
[12/26/22 10:03:45] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:05 towards level 68.
[12/26/22 10:05:06] Tangles found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:47:59 towards level 69.
[12/26/22 10:07:25] Chuck slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Chuck's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/22 10:27:29] ufo-piloot burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ufo-piloot's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/22 10:29:11] achin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:22:44 towards level 60.
[12/26/22 10:30:06] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:39:25 towards level 68.
[12/26/22 10:45:54] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:09 towards level 57.
[12/26/22 11:36:20] Psilocybe's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Psilocybe's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/22 12:38:47] wowbagger caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:03 towards level 51.
[12/26/22 12:48:57] Covid-19 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:26:05 towards level 70.
[12/26/22 13:24:05] tsr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:48:47 towards level 69.
[12/26/22 13:30:55] golgy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:10 towards level 69.
[12/26/22 15:14:31] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:25 towards level 72.
[12/26/22 15:29:49] laama was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:04 towards level 70.
[12/26/22 16:21:43] brycec found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:25:10 towards level 67.
[12/26/22 16:30:45] Wam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:51 towards level 65.
[12/26/22 16:31:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Fehu's tunic! Fehu's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/22 16:54:39] The local wizard imbued vegadark's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! vegadark's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/22 17:00:19] Cockatrice ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:10:08 from level 61.
[12/26/22 17:28:06] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:52 towards level 67.
[12/26/22 17:29:54] tsr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:00:48 from level 69.
[12/26/22 19:56:00] enteral found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:49 towards level 60.
[12/26/22 21:07:38] wille was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:41 towards level 58.
[12/26/22 21:10:21] mordac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:00:33 towards level 72.
[12/26/22 21:17:10] t3chn0 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:48:29 towards level 70.
[12/26/22 22:17:06] SirNeo ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:51 from level 55.
[12/26/22 22:36:00] n0ssh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:14 from level 52.
[12/26/22 22:37:52] bg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:25:05 towards level 74.
[12/26/22 23:28:55] kzootech tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:21 towards level 61.
[12/27/22 00:29:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Destruia's tunic! Destruia's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/22 00:36:26] SuzakuMedli ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:22:20 from level 55.
[12/27/22 00:43:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Wolf's tunic! Wolf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/22 01:26:53] pfoley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:44 towards level 68.
[12/27/22 01:34:46] kptr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:31 towards level 71.
[12/27/22 02:03:56] gegenschein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:39:26 towards level 68.
[12/27/22 02:10:09] bobvador found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:24 towards level 71.
[12/27/22 02:11:06] caeli was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:33 towards level 73.
[12/27/22 03:30:35] SuzakuMedli was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:49 from level 55.
[12/27/22 03:40:29] DownAndUp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:27:05 towards level 63.
[12/27/22 04:24:05] Ecko found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:39:18 towards level 64.
[12/27/22 04:43:37] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:03 towards level 57.
[12/27/22 04:55:15] caeli walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:26 from level 73.
[12/27/22 05:17:06] Sombra met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:03:04 from level 75.
[12/27/22 05:33:39] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:32:31 towards level 66.
[12/27/22 05:36:34] ufo-piloot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:42 towards level 50.
[12/27/22 07:10:58] hax404 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:32:30 towards level 71.
[12/27/22 07:22:39] spex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! spex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/22 07:37:09] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:49:24 towards level 71.
[12/27/22 07:45:41] Minus's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Minus's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/22 10:12:46] Stevland caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:43 towards level 68.
[12/27/22 10:17:08] nya slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! nya's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/27/22 10:20:51] StalkR found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:18:53 towards level 70.
[12/27/22 10:24:34] Finley spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Finley's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/27/22 13:47:56] tomhek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! tomhek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/27/22 14:23:48] TimeWarp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:58:17 towards level 60.
[12/27/22 15:03:51] io was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:53:32 towards level 77.
[12/27/22 15:30:36] pants's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pants's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/22 15:53:01] V was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:28:17 from level 72.
[12/27/22 15:54:25] scumola ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:11:47 from level 68.
[12/27/22 16:01:09] Sherpard2 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:58:11 towards level 64.
[12/27/22 16:30:21] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:11 towards level 75.
[12/27/22 16:31:24] dnc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:32 towards level 41.
[12/27/22 16:32:18] Pricey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:38 towards level 62.
[12/27/22 16:38:35] KindOne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:17:26 towards level 66.
[12/27/22 16:51:52] MadMan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:55:13 towards level 70.
[12/27/22 17:15:39] tomgus1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:00 towards level 47.
[12/27/22 17:36:25] signofzeta found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:58:10 towards level 67.
[12/27/22 17:51:13] MrMagoo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:03:18 towards level 57.
[12/27/22 18:39:21] blabber was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:40 towards level 70.
[12/27/22 18:56:01] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:06:01 towards level 76.
[12/27/22 19:48:11] Zaratustra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:37:48 from level 66.
[12/27/22 20:09:04] binaryhermit was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:17:08 from level 54.
[12/27/22 20:11:13] LeD was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:08 towards level 62.
[12/27/22 20:14:05] HellSpawn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:00:47 towards level 70.
[12/27/22 20:21:04] idleevil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:41:38 towards level 61.
[12/27/22 20:46:22] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:54:20 towards level 69.
[12/27/22 21:50:21] Algernon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:41:45 from level 70.
[12/27/22 22:01:11] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:41:41 towards level 72.
[12/27/22 22:09:22] bookworm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:04 towards level 67.
[12/27/22 23:33:35] Andrio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:11:06 towards level 68.
[12/28/22 00:22:58] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:06:07 towards level 74.
[12/28/22 00:34:13] Ganonk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:03 towards level 51.
[12/28/22 01:04:49] _sh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:06 towards level 73.
[12/28/22 01:23:59] EddieT137 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:36:54 from level 65.
[12/28/22 01:26:32] crysis was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:50 towards level 64.
[12/28/22 01:26:59] gradator's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gradator's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/22 01:35:52] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:28:40 towards level 71.
[12/28/22 01:39:13] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:26:33 towards level 76.
[12/28/22 02:52:24] Finley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:00:12 towards level 61.
[12/28/22 04:04:06] pfoley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:22 towards level 68.
[12/28/22 04:40:11] ToHellWithGA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:47:36 towards level 73.
[12/28/22 05:23:36] Platonides's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Platonides's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/22 06:34:37] VonToutCourt got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:17:48 from level 72.
[12/28/22 06:44:03] vegadark got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:12:38 from level 74.
[12/28/22 07:29:25] pfoley has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:31:56 is added to elf's clock.
[12/28/22 07:44:43] contyk's charm ate a bolt of lightning! contyk's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/22 08:01:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hugga's tunic! hugga's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/22 08:16:37] zcy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:39 towards level 57.
[12/28/22 08:23:32] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:28 towards level 70.
[12/28/22 09:10:30] Asara walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:23:40 from level 74.
[12/28/22 09:14:28] zifnab06 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:33 towards level 68.
[12/28/22 09:18:38] SSLbits burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! SSLbits's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/28/22 09:49:53] talisein ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:49:05 from level 73.
[12/28/22 10:31:02] rs found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:07 towards level 60.
[12/28/22 10:52:25] io caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:37:27 towards level 77.
[12/28/22 11:43:16] SirNeo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:50 towards level 56.
[12/28/22 12:12:37] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:23:09 towards level 72.
[12/28/22 12:15:53] drahthaar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:15 towards level 75.
[12/28/22 12:47:58] Lenny_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:09:40 towards level 61.
[12/28/22 12:50:44] jjasghar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:50:11 towards level 65.
[12/28/22 13:08:38] JamCow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:06:46 towards level 72.
[12/28/22 13:32:08] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:45:44 towards level 71.
[12/28/22 14:16:48] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:43:55 towards level 67.
[12/28/22 14:31:36] rawgreaze met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:13 from level 64.
[12/28/22 14:32:18] Cockatrice found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:37:20 towards level 61.
[12/28/22 14:48:33] brycec found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:04:32 towards level 67.
[12/28/22 16:45:36] Paganel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:21 towards level 71.
[12/28/22 16:49:19] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:20:05 towards level 72.
[12/28/22 17:21:14] crysis was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:39:00 towards level 64.
[12/28/22 17:31:05] nawcom bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:52:02 towards level 67.
[12/28/22 17:54:36] Comnenus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:58 towards level 43.
[12/28/22 18:34:14] signofzeta was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:04:54 towards level 67.
[12/28/22 18:36:59] TheSilentLink fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:40:56 from level 65.
[12/28/22 18:39:08] caeli bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:10:48 towards level 74.
[12/28/22 19:01:38] buzel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:59 towards level 73.
[12/28/22 20:59:43] hugga ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:12:04 from level 64.
[12/28/22 21:10:01] brycec had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:35:27 towards level 67.
[12/28/22 21:29:47] laama burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! laama's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/28/22 21:41:11] Kachin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:13:28 towards level 69.
[12/28/22 22:50:11] gdm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:03:34 from level 59.
[12/28/22 23:37:59] wollu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:03 towards level 42.
[12/29/22 00:39:18] ToHellWithGA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:48:06 towards level 73.
[12/29/22 01:06:22] muirrum has dealt Jaxxsinn a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:37:15 is added to Jaxxsinn's clock.
[12/29/22 01:15:39] idlegood discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:47:46 towards level 63.
[12/29/22 02:16:13] Pinkman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:39:46 towards level 69.
[12/29/22 02:43:24] Destruia got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:27:12 towards level 68.
[12/29/22 02:55:20] JigmeDatse got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:12:38 from level 68.
[12/29/22 03:10:43] Misza caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:15:16 towards level 69.
[12/29/22 03:29:03] crysis met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:09:23 from level 64.
[12/29/22 03:51:50] Bolded hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:49:07 towards level 66.
[12/29/22 04:07:02] Kritzefitz has dealt Khorne a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:00:40 is added to Khorne's clock.
[12/29/22 04:22:18] JigmeDatse's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! JigmeDatse's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/29/22 04:56:55] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:06:25 towards level 72.
[12/29/22 05:15:34] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:44 towards level 66.
[12/29/22 05:25:37] Asara ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:11:52 from level 74.
[12/29/22 07:25:17] brycec got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:04:53 towards level 67.
[12/29/22 07:28:06] Kachin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:13:26 towards level 69.
[12/29/22 07:42:18] t3chn0 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:01:52 towards level 70.
[12/29/22 08:00:28] HeavyPodda was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:30:20 from level 69.
[12/29/22 08:13:37] realguy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:32 towards level 36.
[12/29/22 08:45:53] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:51 from level 73.
[12/29/22 09:35:40] ion has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:58:51 is added to Abe's clock.
[12/29/22 09:49:35] ZOTTA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:58:38 towards level 63.
[12/29/22 10:47:53] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:42:56 towards level 69.
[12/29/22 11:32:47] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:17:45 towards level 69.
[12/29/22 11:40:37] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:34:57 towards level 74.
[12/29/22 11:59:26] TimeWarp's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TimeWarp's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/22 12:33:36] GRIZZLYMAN found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:07 towards level 43.
[12/29/22 12:35:37] Kachin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:02:02 towards level 69.
[12/29/22 14:08:21] wowbagger found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:53 towards level 52.
[12/29/22 14:18:14] Notir got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:26:36 from level 65.
[12/29/22 14:39:14] Asara bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:16:50 towards level 74.
[12/29/22 14:41:59] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:33:31 towards level 72.
[12/29/22 15:57:35] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:49:34 towards level 74.
[12/29/22 17:06:35] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:08 towards level 67.
[12/29/22 17:09:24] DownAndUp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:43:25 towards level 63.
[12/29/22 17:13:37] MadMan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:31:29 from level 70.
[12/29/22 17:32:24] adamus1red ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:05:27 from level 70.
[12/29/22 18:34:50] gdm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:16:29 towards level 59.
[12/29/22 19:14:02] thornrag was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:55:44 towards level 71.
[12/29/22 19:27:23] anarcat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! anarcat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/22 20:12:29] blabber had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:21 towards level 70.
[12/29/22 21:58:35] pants was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:49 towards level 71.
[12/29/22 22:11:00] Gorek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:12:09 towards level 74.
[12/29/22 22:47:44] Hex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:05:58 towards level 62.
[12/29/22 23:13:37] EddieT137 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:46:56 from level 65.
[12/29/22 23:27:58] tomhek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tomhek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/22 23:54:31] Kritzefitz walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:49:17 from level 70.
[12/30/22 00:27:24] The local wizard imbued Stevland's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Stevland's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/22 01:14:07] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:39:21 towards level 72.
[12/30/22 02:21:25] AlexS ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:00:45 from level 66.
[12/30/22 02:22:16] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:50 towards level 71.
[12/30/22 03:10:41] The local wizard imbued elf's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! elf's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/22 04:09:14] cornfeedhobo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:54:41 towards level 65.
[12/30/22 04:47:36] CodeGeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:41:48 towards level 72.
[12/30/22 05:03:17] MetaNova caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:21 towards level 72.
[12/30/22 05:40:47] Susumurata was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:03 towards level 52.
[12/30/22 06:06:46] Gorek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:05:19 towards level 74.
[12/30/22 06:24:32] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:50 towards level 75.
[12/30/22 06:24:50] ahmubashshir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:37 towards level 61.
[12/30/22 06:45:03] kptr's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kptr's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/22 06:49:16] nya ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:46:57 from level 71.
[12/30/22 07:11:03] GRIZZLYMAN found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:22 towards level 43.
[12/30/22 07:21:06] Fehu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:23:01 towards level 65.
[12/30/22 07:31:08] _sh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:26:39 towards level 74.
[12/30/22 07:52:49] Psilocybe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:37 towards level 72.
[12/30/22 08:01:18] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:15:10 towards level 75.
[12/30/22 08:22:35] pasquale tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:13 towards level 62.
[12/30/22 09:08:25] Theleveler met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:12:22 from level 75.
[12/30/22 09:39:54] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:52:35 towards level 70.
[12/30/22 09:41:43] VonToutCourt fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:07 from level 72.
[12/30/22 10:01:51] Lenny_ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:44:19 towards level 61.
[12/30/22 10:02:45] tomhek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:07:27 towards level 71.
[12/30/22 10:15:09] The local wizard imbued Dan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Dan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/22 10:21:46] jjasghar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:07:21 towards level 65.
[12/30/22 10:59:26] Theleveler tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:19 towards level 75.
[12/30/22 11:47:15] kptr slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! kptr's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/30/22 12:20:47] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on herald's tunic! herald's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/22 12:24:54] contyk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:07:31 from level 57.
[12/30/22 12:26:30] ZOTTA met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:55:47 from level 63.
[12/30/22 12:27:30] dyvonna bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:41:15 towards level 64.
[12/30/22 13:08:52] hdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:43:09 towards level 76.
[12/30/22 13:52:07] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:34:09 towards level 71.
[12/30/22 14:52:16] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:34:11 towards level 63.
[12/30/22 15:42:40] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:01 towards level 69.
[12/30/22 15:53:15] Bolded found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:08:16 towards level 66.
[12/30/22 17:07:06] Drin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:43:22 towards level 67.
[12/30/22 17:23:36] solarsparq was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:52:31 from level 61.
[12/30/22 17:26:55] drahthaar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:41 towards level 75.
[12/30/22 18:46:07] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:13:02 towards level 71.
[12/30/22 19:22:40] psychoid was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:01 from level 42.
[12/30/22 20:15:40] Faradome was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:39:40 towards level 59.
[12/30/22 20:21:23] SSLbits walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:07:20 from level 63.
[12/30/22 20:53:06] kzootech ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:48:48 from level 62.
[12/30/22 21:24:40] SirBummelz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:38 towards level 64.
[12/30/22 22:09:33] Matthew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:56 towards level 42.
[12/30/22 22:19:14] hugga was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:59 towards level 64.
[12/30/22 23:13:24] tsr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tsr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/22 01:00:18] Fehu's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Fehu's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/22 01:09:32] nawcom was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:49:55 towards level 67.
[12/31/22 01:14:01] Omega found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:26:45 towards level 67.
[12/31/22 01:38:46] SuzakuMedli was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:29:25 from level 56.
[12/31/22 02:02:48] AlinConstantin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:35 towards level 50.
[12/31/22 02:09:08] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:16 towards level 70.
[12/31/22 02:41:47] jacob1 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jacob1's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/22 02:44:54] herald was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:35 towards level 62.
[12/31/22 03:16:21] Fehu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:06:32 towards level 65.
[12/31/22 03:31:43] hugga burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! hugga's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/31/22 03:45:50] herald has dealt Jens a Critical Strike! 6 days, 02:31:12 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/31/22 04:03:21] crank was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:04:32 from level 74.
[12/31/22 04:25:34] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:25 towards level 61.
[12/31/22 04:34:51] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:19:19 towards level 74.
[12/31/22 04:53:41] Pinkman was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:24:31 from level 69.
[12/31/22 05:12:19] achin was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:35:46 from level 60.
[12/31/22 05:12:46] The local wizard imbued soltys's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! soltys's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/22 06:00:49] Fehu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:06:43 towards level 65.
[12/31/22 06:09:32] bg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:15 towards level 74.
[12/31/22 06:34:14] realguy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:13 towards level 37.
[12/31/22 06:45:50] Psilocybe was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:13 from level 72.
[12/31/22 06:55:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on fstrelok's tunic! fstrelok's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/22 07:39:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on mordac's tunic! mordac's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/22 08:03:49] GilbertErik ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:54:37 from level 67.
[12/31/22 08:43:28] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:17:24 towards level 71.
[12/31/22 10:00:17] Kurenai hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:53:57 towards level 61.
[12/31/22 10:13:53] nawcom fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:30:17 from level 67.
[12/31/22 10:28:11] Psilocybe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:34 from level 72.
[12/31/22 10:55:47] DontEvenPeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:42 towards level 25.
[12/31/22 10:58:20] pfoley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:08:46 towards level 69.
[12/31/22 11:03:45] binaryhermit walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:19:32 from level 54.
[12/31/22 11:25:23] brycec walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:51:53 from level 67.
[12/31/22 11:57:56] Dan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:18 towards level 44.
[12/31/22 11:59:54] Crazycatlady found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:12 towards level 71.
[12/31/22 12:11:11] zcy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:01 towards level 57.
[12/31/22 12:40:06] Abe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:42 towards level 66.
[12/31/22 15:47:16] The local wizard imbued DontEvenPeek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DontEvenPeek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/22 16:15:59] TimWolla tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:50:12 towards level 75.
[12/31/22 16:31:57] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:04:13 towards level 75.
[12/31/22 16:33:27] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:20:20 towards level 72.
[12/31/22 16:52:22] pyre slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pyre's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/31/22 17:57:20] achin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:18 towards level 60.
[12/31/22 18:23:23] scumola was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:02:59 towards level 68.
[12/31/22 18:25:53] V burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! V's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/31/22 18:34:22] tsr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:33:29 towards level 69.
[12/31/22 18:56:24] Wolf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:13 towards level 74.
[12/31/22 19:20:14] Hex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:21:55 towards level 62.
[12/31/22 19:22:54] Khorne ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:05:57 from level 74.
[12/31/22 19:32:01] Sombra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:19:30 from level 75.
[12/31/22 19:39:21] DontEvenPeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:41 towards level 27.
[12/31/22 19:58:04] Finley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:01:42 towards level 61.
[12/31/22 20:21:18] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:29:12 towards level 73.
[12/31/22 20:48:35] ukleinek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:04:37 from level 69.
[12/31/22 20:51:51] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:25:53 towards level 73.
[12/31/22 21:31:10] gegenschein found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:35 towards level 68.
[12/31/22 22:59:51] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:24:25 towards level 69.
[12/31/22 23:23:42] crank was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:40:53 from level 74.
[12/31/22 23:28:56] Theleveler discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:02 towards level 75.
[12/31/22 23:48:24] heisenbug's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! heisenbug's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/01/23 00:04:49] Algernon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:36:53 towards level 70.
[01/01/23 00:25:33] wollu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:24 towards level 42.
[01/01/23 00:52:48] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:20:51 towards level 71.
[01/01/23 01:11:34] Fenrik slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Fenrik's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/01/23 01:18:59] Andrio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:43:45 from level 68.
[01/01/23 01:44:25] CodeGeek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CodeGeek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/23 02:30:44] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:08:02 towards level 67.
[01/01/23 04:09:44] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:39:08 towards level 73.
[01/01/23 06:16:46] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:15 towards level 71.
[01/01/23 06:24:09] Centrixx has dealt Theleveler a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:24:21 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[01/01/23 06:43:22] wille burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! wille's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/01/23 07:10:55] wollu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:52 towards level 43.
[01/01/23 07:15:38] StalkR walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:59 from level 70.
[01/01/23 07:19:44] brycec ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:21:16 from level 67.
[01/01/23 07:27:16] Lord255 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lord255's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/23 07:33:41] Lenny_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:05:48 towards level 61.
[01/01/23 07:51:53] sc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:26:15 towards level 75.
[01/01/23 08:22:05] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:25:48 towards level 76.
[01/01/23 09:04:02] The local wizard imbued zifnab06's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zifnab06's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/23 09:23:26] CrashOverride reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CrashOverride's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/23 10:48:18] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:14:58 towards level 64.
[01/01/23 12:10:42] SirBummelz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:50 towards level 64.
[01/01/23 12:16:58] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:42 towards level 74.
[01/01/23 12:26:57] shikhin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:11 towards level 73.
[01/01/23 13:20:04] ChowderKeg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:22:11 from level 73.
[01/01/23 13:38:07] Platonides found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:54:36 towards level 66.
[01/01/23 16:00:12] Destruia found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:27:24 towards level 68.
[01/01/23 16:25:48] ahmubashshir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:46 towards level 61.
[01/01/23 16:53:54] Sherpard2's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Sherpard2's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/01/23 17:28:45] TheSilentLink ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:11:13 from level 65.
[01/01/23 18:09:56] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:32:50 towards level 69.
[01/01/23 18:44:01] vegadark hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:05:29 towards level 74.
[01/01/23 18:53:18] Notir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:07:41 towards level 65.
[01/01/23 18:59:04] KindOne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:47:40 towards level 66.
[01/01/23 19:21:08] Cirdan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:51:29 towards level 74.
[01/01/23 20:10:44] crysis ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:06:34 from level 65.
[01/01/23 21:18:18] Kachin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:45:04 towards level 69.
[01/01/23 21:19:21] TheSilentLink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:51:51 towards level 65.
[01/01/23 21:37:13] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:56:03 towards level 61.
[01/01/23 22:12:02] crysis was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:10:26 from level 65.
[01/01/23 22:15:48] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:29:11 towards level 77.
[01/01/23 22:20:58] Finley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:22:10 towards level 61.
[01/01/23 22:43:57] misha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:19 towards level 74.
[01/01/23 22:48:50] BastelBot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:01:32 towards level 72.
[01/01/23 23:00:46] nawcom tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:25:42 towards level 67.
[01/01/23 23:03:02] Khorne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:37:14 towards level 74.
[01/01/23 23:06:53] drahthaar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:24:01 from level 76.
[01/01/23 23:16:10] Ecko gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:16:06 towards level 64.
[01/01/23 23:19:20] Acolarh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:54 towards level 71.
[01/01/23 23:39:54] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:38:02 towards level 73.
[01/01/23 23:53:30] anarcat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:31:33 towards level 76.
[01/02/23 01:36:23] contyk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:44:12 from level 57.
[01/02/23 02:25:04] Ankhers was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:24:15 from level 69.
[01/02/23 02:46:17] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:57:11 towards level 74.
[01/02/23 03:09:07] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:47 towards level 71.
[01/02/23 03:13:51] Pinkman was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:36:52 from level 69.
[01/02/23 04:22:42] rawgreaze ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:12:38 from level 65.
[01/02/23 04:32:14] shikhin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:09 from level 73.
[01/02/23 05:18:07] xbill reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! xbill's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/23 05:19:53] zbe was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:58:18 from level 76.
[01/02/23 05:33:05] hugga found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:01:00 towards level 65.
[01/02/23 05:36:11] eising was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:04:24 from level 73.
[01/02/23 06:02:28] gusto's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gusto's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/23 06:33:07] \dev\ice bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:01 towards level 45.
[01/02/23 07:21:13] Silvanus_Betrium was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:32:42 from level 67.
[01/02/23 08:05:14] CompanionCube was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:43:46 from level 74.
[01/02/23 08:45:20] bobvador was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:59 towards level 71.
[01/02/23 09:41:00] rs got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:40 towards level 60.
[01/02/23 10:26:24] GilbertErik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:15 towards level 67.
[01/02/23 11:26:25] BastelBot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:11:47 from level 72.
[01/02/23 11:45:32] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:55 towards level 73.
[01/02/23 12:28:06] kinus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:48:31 towards level 66.
[01/02/23 13:26:44] Hex ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:29:03 from level 62.
[01/02/23 14:17:09] ChowderKeg has dealt SirNeo a Critical Strike! 2 days, 04:36:42 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[01/02/23 15:01:43] DownAndUp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:44 towards level 63.
[01/02/23 15:07:23] dyvonna bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:13:33 towards level 64.
[01/02/23 15:07:50] muirrum got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:11:50 towards level 57.
[01/02/23 15:48:41] Covid-19 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:32 towards level 70.
[01/02/23 16:02:16] blabber ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:28:33 from level 71.
[01/02/23 16:03:20] Susumurata discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:25 towards level 52.
[01/02/23 16:58:03] Susumurata hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:32 towards level 52.
[01/02/23 17:53:00] McMemo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:02 towards level 28.
[01/02/23 18:08:39] TimeWarp's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TimeWarp's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/23 19:14:44] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:29:43 towards level 67.
[01/02/23 19:18:09] KindOne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:17:53 towards level 66.
[01/02/23 19:51:56] The local wizard imbued idlegood's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! idlegood's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/23 21:04:53] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:20:03 towards level 75.
[01/02/23 21:12:09] eising burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! eising's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/02/23 21:35:10] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:57:54 towards level 73.
[01/02/23 21:54:08] yNos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:54:33 towards level 66.
[01/02/23 21:56:41] signofzeta discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:21:50 towards level 67.
[01/02/23 22:46:37] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:23:03 towards level 72.
[01/02/23 23:34:57] Bolded was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:10:04 towards level 66.
[01/03/23 00:28:45] muirrum found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:40 towards level 57.
[01/03/23 00:31:34] Covid-19 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:40:58 towards level 70.
[01/03/23 00:39:57] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 16:04:50 towards level 71.
[01/03/23 01:57:20] adamus1red found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:24:28 towards level 70.
[01/03/23 02:15:12] nya's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nya's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/23 02:28:20] Bluedog was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:08:54 from level 68.
[01/03/23 02:48:15] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:29:54 towards level 74.
[01/03/23 03:16:25] nawcom reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nawcom's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/23 03:17:37] BastelBot was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:05:49 from level 72.
[01/03/23 04:50:56] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:03 towards level 71.
[01/03/23 05:09:06] TimeWarp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:24:11 towards level 61.
[01/03/23 05:22:10] ahmubashshir walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:48:31 from level 62.
[01/03/23 05:49:29] signofzeta discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:40:06 towards level 67.
[01/03/23 06:13:42] Cirdan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:16:33 towards level 74.
[01/03/23 06:29:39] Misza was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:24:11 towards level 69.
[01/03/23 06:36:59] bg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:25:34 from level 75.
[01/03/23 06:45:13] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:23:51 towards level 65.
[01/03/23 06:57:01] jjasghar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jjasghar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/23 07:21:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sky's tunic! sky's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/23 07:54:42] achin got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:45:15 from level 60.
[01/03/23 07:56:31] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:09:43 towards level 69.
[01/03/23 08:32:35] Crazycatlady was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:38:58 from level 71.
[01/03/23 09:17:38] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:23:39 towards level 67.
[01/03/23 09:19:05] ttrs discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:18 towards level 30.
[01/03/23 09:34:03] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:08:51 towards level 68.
[01/03/23 09:37:15] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:01 towards level 52.
[01/03/23 10:04:01] bookworm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:33:45 towards level 68.
[01/03/23 11:08:09] Nuae reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Nuae's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/23 11:13:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tomgus1's tunic! tomgus1's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/23 11:18:59] Dan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:46 from level 44.
[01/03/23 11:20:08] hdm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:57:51 towards level 76.
[01/03/23 11:48:26] csc2ya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:57:13 towards level 61.
[01/03/23 12:28:38] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:20 towards level 70.
[01/03/23 12:57:55] nawcom slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! nawcom's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/03/23 13:32:51] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:58:20 towards level 75.
[01/03/23 13:36:24] CompanionCube walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:09:30 from level 74.
[01/03/23 14:13:15] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:08:06 towards level 52.
[01/03/23 14:32:04] "\@_ ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:22:08 from level 72.
[01/03/23 16:57:08] jjasghar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:35:33 towards level 65.
[01/03/23 18:08:37] Russell walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:49:45 from level 68.
[01/03/23 19:30:17] GilbertErik was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:40:50 from level 67.
[01/03/23 19:36:19] wollu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:16:06 from level 43.
[01/03/23 19:47:03] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:40:00 towards level 76.
[01/03/23 20:24:45] hax404 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:17 towards level 71.
[01/03/23 20:34:05] Forud was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:48:23 from level 71.
[01/03/23 21:39:20] contyk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:09:44 towards level 57.
[01/03/23 21:39:32] contyk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:03 towards level 57.
[01/03/23 21:39:50] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:17 towards level 69.
[01/03/23 21:49:00] SirBummelz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:26 towards level 64.
[01/03/23 22:30:31] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:00 towards level 73.
[01/03/23 23:04:20] Kachin was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:10:41 from level 69.
[01/03/23 23:15:44] Susumurata caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:15:43 towards level 53.
[01/04/23 00:20:35] TimeWarp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:26:44 towards level 61.
[01/04/23 00:20:59] ahmubashshir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:51:27 towards level 62.
[01/04/23 00:30:22] Berserker gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:11 towards level 50.
[01/04/23 00:51:48] muirrum fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:40 from level 57.
[01/04/23 00:56:55] DrinkyBird reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DrinkyBird's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/04/23 01:50:40] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:42 towards level 69.
[01/04/23 01:55:23] Tenorman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:52:56 towards level 68.
[01/04/23 02:54:03] allo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:45:50 towards level 74.
[01/04/23 04:35:07] xbill met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:01:05 from level 79.
[01/04/23 05:19:05] SuzakuMedli reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SuzakuMedli's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/04/23 05:24:27] wollu was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:12 from level 43.
[01/04/23 05:25:22] ZOTTA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:36:01 towards level 63.
[01/04/23 05:56:22] scumola was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:42:29 towards level 68.
[01/04/23 07:53:04] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:29:44 towards level 67.
[01/04/23 08:23:47] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:00:58 towards level 64.
[01/04/23 08:39:05] Lnk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:34 towards level 76.
[01/04/23 08:43:57] crank found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:45 towards level 74.
[01/04/23 09:02:40] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:53:16 towards level 69.
[01/04/23 10:18:34] drahthaar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:21:11 from level 76.
[01/04/23 10:25:29] bg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:30:30 towards level 75.
[01/04/23 10:27:44] Fehu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:51:22 towards level 65.
[01/04/23 10:57:46] SirNeo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:17:07 towards level 56.
[01/04/23 11:01:04] The local wizard imbued Cockatrice's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Cockatrice's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/04/23 11:50:13] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:01:56 towards level 72.
[01/04/23 12:24:44] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:55 towards level 50.
[01/04/23 12:38:51] confunctius found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:07 towards level 46.
[01/04/23 12:41:16] MadMan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:50:27 towards level 70.
[01/04/23 12:57:40] Fehu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:17:32 towards level 65.
[01/04/23 13:03:48] CodeGeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:08:33 towards level 72.
[01/04/23 13:10:31] aqsd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:35:50 towards level 71.
[01/04/23 13:50:25] canton7 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:26:52 from level 70.
[01/04/23 14:09:54] dwfreed slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dwfreed's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/04/23 14:46:34] Forud was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:41 towards level 71.
[01/04/23 14:49:23] wollu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:37 towards level 43.
[01/04/23 15:42:03] Lord255 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lord255's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/04/23 15:55:00] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:38:04 towards level 72.
[01/04/23 16:00:07] bg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:24:12 towards level 75.
[01/04/23 16:45:57] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:29:57 towards level 72.
[01/04/23 16:57:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Aksej's tunic! Aksej's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/04/23 17:00:09] keepermurph was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:35:46 from level 58.
[01/04/23 17:44:48] hdm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:56:29 from level 76.
[01/04/23 18:18:37] Faradome was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:17:17 from level 59.
[01/04/23 19:12:01] Tenorman has dealt Bluedog a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:18:15 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[01/04/23 19:20:03] gusto found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:17:23 towards level 55.
[01/04/23 19:39:23] crank was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:43 towards level 74.
[01/04/23 20:47:21] misha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:07 towards level 74.
[01/04/23 21:04:01] idleevil has dealt buzel a Critical Strike! 7 days, 22:19:04 is added to buzel's clock.
[01/04/23 21:33:27] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:00:13 towards level 71.
[01/04/23 21:44:12] nawcom has dealt soltys a Critical Strike! 3 days, 10:54:30 is added to soltys's clock.
[01/04/23 22:12:28] rawgreaze hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:30:59 towards level 65.
[01/04/23 22:48:18] Andrio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:14:18 towards level 68.
[01/05/23 00:38:44] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:13 towards level 72.
[01/05/23 01:25:06] fstrelok reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! fstrelok's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/23 01:43:58] yNos was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:45:38 from level 66.
[01/05/23 02:04:05] jjasghar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:34:51 towards level 65.
[01/05/23 02:12:25] yNos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:53:37 towards level 66.
[01/05/23 03:27:21] Pinkman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:19:22 towards level 69.
[01/05/23 03:51:35] vegadark was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:18:33 from level 74.
[01/05/23 03:58:19] Khorne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:53 towards level 74.
[01/05/23 04:43:01] achin has dealt spex a Critical Strike! 10 days, 10:07:49 is added to spex's clock.
[01/05/23 05:03:06] Psilocybe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:06:45 towards level 73.
[01/05/23 05:15:57] JigmeDatse got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:02:15 towards level 68.
[01/05/23 06:05:28] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:31 towards level 68.
[01/05/23 06:35:07] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:11:33 towards level 71.
[01/05/23 07:11:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Covid-19's tunic! Covid-19's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/23 08:08:40] d4n13L found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:48:40 towards level 72.
[01/05/23 08:10:05] \dev\ice spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! \dev\ice's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/05/23 08:23:34] jjasghar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jjasghar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/23 09:17:32] io was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:00:23 from level 77.
[01/05/23 10:27:14] Bolded spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Bolded's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/05/23 10:29:27] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:14 towards level 61.
[01/05/23 11:43:28] IRCd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:46 towards level 24.
[01/05/23 11:46:32] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:35 towards level 64.
[01/05/23 12:03:59] caeli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:19:55 towards level 74.
[01/05/23 13:12:28] Crazycatlady met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:31:10 from level 71.
[01/05/23 14:53:19] JigmeDatse discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:55:55 towards level 68.
[01/05/23 15:02:27] Sombra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:13:54 from level 75.
[01/05/23 15:19:22] Khorne's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Khorne's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/23 15:45:19] The local wizard imbued GilbertErik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GilbertErik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/23 15:55:18] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:42:11 from level 72.
[01/05/23 16:56:02] shikhin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:59:28 from level 74.
[01/05/23 16:59:57] Comnenus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:53:45 towards level 45.
[01/05/23 17:13:36] The local wizard imbued gdm's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gdm's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/23 17:20:38] The local wizard imbued crank's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! crank's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/23 17:23:51] idlegood was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:00 towards level 63.
[01/05/23 17:25:49] \dev\ice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:01 towards level 46.
[01/05/23 18:31:13] pants found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:40:05 towards level 72.
[01/05/23 19:01:32] Omega had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:04:46 towards level 67.
[01/05/23 19:16:57] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:20 towards level 72.
[01/05/23 20:10:55] Silvanus_Betrium hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:35 towards level 67.
[01/05/23 21:37:34] Affliction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:05:00 towards level 72.
[01/05/23 23:32:20] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:13 towards level 76.
[01/05/23 23:47:57] gegenschein was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:38:06 from level 69.
[01/06/23 00:14:27] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:06:47 towards level 71.
[01/06/23 01:35:13] pants ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:36:10 from level 72.
[01/06/23 02:30:38] Acolarh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:01 towards level 71.
[01/06/23 02:47:34] damyan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:40:27 from level 69.
[01/06/23 02:59:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bg's tunic! bg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/23 03:03:08] Ungoliant found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:21:15 towards level 65.
[01/06/23 04:07:37] sc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:28 towards level 75.
[01/06/23 04:08:25] GilbertErik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:00 towards level 67.
[01/06/23 04:11:47] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:47:11 towards level 72.
[01/06/23 04:15:35] achin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:52:35 towards level 61.
[01/06/23 04:51:43] bg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:50:13 from level 75.
[01/06/23 04:55:05] The local wizard imbued ufo-piloot's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ufo-piloot's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/23 07:12:11] confunctius found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:04 towards level 47.
[01/06/23 07:23:04] GRIZZLYMAN was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:27 towards level 44.
[01/06/23 08:03:46] jjasghar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:35:26 towards level 65.
[01/06/23 08:07:38] Puff was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:57 towards level 72.
[01/06/23 08:38:09] CrashOverride was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:38:10 from level 75.
[01/06/23 09:17:43] crysis was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:18:35 from level 65.
[01/06/23 09:36:29] brycec was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:55 towards level 67.
[01/06/23 09:47:56] Aksej slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Aksej's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/06/23 10:10:24] gdm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:35 towards level 59.
[01/06/23 10:17:26] Gorek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:44:59 towards level 74.
[01/06/23 10:37:01] Tangles found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:21 towards level 69.
[01/06/23 11:02:12] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:17 towards level 66.
[01/06/23 11:13:29] d4n13L got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:32:19 from level 72.
[01/06/23 11:38:01] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:05 towards level 67.
[01/06/23 11:40:35] zgrep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:17 towards level 59.
[01/06/23 11:42:59] kenyon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:46:35 from level 73.
[01/06/23 11:42:59] kptr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kptr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/23 13:21:04] Affliction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:45:48 towards level 72.
[01/06/23 13:24:29] Cirdan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:42:36 from level 74.
[01/06/23 13:50:19] vegadark was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:07:33 from level 74.
[01/06/23 14:05:32] bookworm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:32:46 from level 68.
[01/06/23 14:41:22] Jens got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:04:14 from level 67.
[01/06/23 14:41:43] The local wizard imbued jaxson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jaxson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/23 15:37:06] achin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:38:14 towards level 61.
[01/06/23 15:55:13] dwfreed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:55:48 towards level 75.
[01/06/23 16:16:03] Notir ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:31:44 from level 65.
[01/06/23 16:47:16] zgrep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:00:22 towards level 59.
[01/06/23 17:06:50] Platonides found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:05:46 towards level 66.
[01/06/23 17:33:27] h00k was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:27:23 from level 52.
[01/06/23 17:35:33] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:30:49 towards level 77.
[01/06/23 17:42:38] ZOTTA's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ZOTTA's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/06/23 17:50:55] tmberg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tmberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/23 18:17:29] tomgus1 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:57 from level 48.
[01/06/23 18:25:46] vadas slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! vadas's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/06/23 18:42:59] nawcom discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:31:46 towards level 67.
[01/06/23 18:51:07] IRCd fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:34 from level 29.
[01/06/23 18:54:32] Lnk has dealt gusto a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:42:42 is added to gusto's clock.
[01/06/23 19:03:58] Fenrik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:50:24 towards level 72.
[01/06/23 20:12:55] Finley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:29 towards level 61.
[01/06/23 20:25:25] Notir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:50 towards level 65.
[01/06/23 20:47:10] confunctius discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:52 towards level 47.
[01/06/23 22:07:59] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:17:53 towards level 67.
[01/06/23 22:40:08] zgrep was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:01:48 from level 59.
[01/06/23 22:52:55] el caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:29:19 towards level 71.
[01/06/23 23:10:44] SirNeo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:25 towards level 56.
[01/07/23 01:28:56] Wolf's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Wolf's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/07/23 02:16:40] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:57 towards level 72.
[01/07/23 05:06:05] wowbagger was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:34 towards level 52.
[01/07/23 05:28:49] GilbertErik slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! GilbertErik's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/07/23 06:58:58] cadfael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:39 towards level 66.
[01/07/23 07:00:29] AlexS found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:21 towards level 66.
[01/07/23 07:02:56] JigmeDatse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:17:36 towards level 68.
[01/07/23 07:03:32] blabber's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! blabber's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/07/23 07:36:00] damyan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! damyan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/23 07:49:03] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:04:45 towards level 73.
[01/07/23 08:12:17] Misza found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:45:09 towards level 69.
[01/07/23 08:25:17] The local wizard imbued ukleinek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ukleinek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/23 08:27:23] Centrixx ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:28 from level 74.
[01/07/23 08:55:48] csc2ya was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:20:29 towards level 61.
[01/07/23 09:03:51] \dev\ice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:12 towards level 46.
[01/07/23 10:05:10] ZeroG was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:38 towards level 31.
[01/07/23 10:41:48] eising discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:18 towards level 73.
[01/07/23 11:27:34] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:29:31 towards level 68.
[01/07/23 11:32:05] signofzeta walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:47:57 from level 67.
[01/07/23 11:55:50] Minus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:28:11 towards level 62.
[01/07/23 12:02:15] SirBummelz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:50:26 towards level 65.
[01/07/23 13:27:56] buzel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:24:20 towards level 74.
[01/07/23 13:37:46] Berserker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:45 towards level 50.
[01/07/23 14:08:41] enteral's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! enteral's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/23 14:16:03] Asara was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:41:41 towards level 74.
[01/07/23 14:47:01] Centrixx fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:54:41 from level 75.
[01/07/23 15:03:44] dyvonna found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:55 towards level 64.
[01/07/23 15:44:50] canton7's charm ate a bolt of lightning! canton7's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/23 16:34:26] The local wizard imbued cfjk's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cfjk's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/23 16:55:04] kptr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:57:48 from level 72.
[01/07/23 16:57:58] idleneutral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:12:08 towards level 60.
[01/07/23 17:13:02] Tabmow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:00:41 towards level 64.
[01/07/23 18:06:17] tswsl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:19:39 from level 74.
[01/07/23 18:30:59] herald was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:49 towards level 63.
[01/07/23 18:31:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Abe's tunic! Abe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/23 18:43:49] zcy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:48:53 towards level 58.
[01/07/23 19:25:10] Pinkman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 08:27:56 from level 69.
[01/07/23 19:25:10] wollu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:46 towards level 44.
[01/07/23 19:44:29] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:18:49 towards level 70.
[01/07/23 22:22:46] yano found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:07 towards level 71.
[01/07/23 22:32:54] csc2ya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:52:23 towards level 61.
[01/08/23 00:31:35] Ecko had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:22 towards level 64.
[01/08/23 01:52:42] Asara got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:17:49 towards level 74.
[01/08/23 02:19:05] Clarth tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:54 towards level 31.
[01/08/23 02:33:08] nya ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:57:46 from level 71.
[01/08/23 02:38:51] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:27 towards level 74.
[01/08/23 03:01:14] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:38:08 towards level 75.
[01/08/23 03:43:33] drahthaar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:55:24 towards level 76.
[01/08/23 04:23:14] enteral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:40:14 towards level 61.
[01/08/23 04:27:18] ToHellWithGA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:22 towards level 73.
[01/08/23 05:48:27] Crazycatlady was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:59:49 from level 71.
[01/08/23 05:51:13] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:45:48 towards level 65.
[01/08/23 07:38:16] soltys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:44:52 towards level 74.
[01/08/23 08:22:08] Kritzefitz walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:19:04 from level 70.
[01/08/23 08:30:55] V was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:05:56 from level 73.
[01/08/23 08:39:06] Silvanus_Betrium walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:31 from level 67.
[01/08/23 09:16:58] Drin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Drin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/08/23 09:23:42] Pricey bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:18:36 towards level 63.
[01/08/23 11:00:18] Covid-19 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:09 towards level 70.
[01/08/23 11:07:58] wollu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:03 towards level 45.
[01/08/23 11:49:52] Sherpard2 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:25 towards level 64.
[01/08/23 12:14:55] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:41:54 towards level 73.
[01/08/23 12:37:45] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:37:10 towards level 64.
[01/08/23 12:44:35] contyk spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! contyk's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/08/23 13:10:53] zifnab06 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:10:45 towards level 69.
[01/08/23 13:37:40] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:24:03 towards level 76.
[01/08/23 14:35:34] Matthew slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Matthew's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/08/23 14:39:02] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:20 towards level 66.
[01/08/23 15:09:50] Covid-19 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:47 from level 70.
[01/08/23 15:33:01] yano's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! yano's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/08/23 17:17:41] aqsd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:34 towards level 71.
[01/08/23 17:33:29] Stevland was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:12 towards level 68.
[01/08/23 17:40:46] Kachin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:05:01 from level 69.
[01/08/23 19:43:07] tmberg burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! tmberg's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/08/23 20:14:56] Centrixx was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:58:35 towards level 75.
[01/08/23 21:25:41] Silvanus_Betrium was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:42 towards level 67.
[01/08/23 21:30:04] TauPan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:28:38 towards level 64.
[01/08/23 21:43:10] CompanionCube was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:06:33 towards level 74.
[01/08/23 21:43:58] Clarth hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:17 towards level 32.
[01/08/23 22:25:59] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:14 towards level 72.
[01/08/23 22:30:16] Silvanus_Betrium was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:40 towards level 67.
[01/08/23 22:34:14] psychoid had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:38 towards level 45.
[01/08/23 22:48:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cirdan's tunic! Cirdan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/08/23 23:10:41] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:31 towards level 74.
[01/08/23 23:35:14] rawgreaze hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:07:36 towards level 65.
[01/08/23 23:46:16] soltys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:02 towards level 74.
[01/09/23 00:44:44] kenyon was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:22:13 from level 73.
[01/09/23 02:15:04] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:32:14 towards level 75.
[01/09/23 02:37:16] TauPan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:11:39 towards level 64.
[01/09/23 02:56:23] DontEvenPeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:08 towards level 37.
[01/09/23 04:06:42] Ungoliant discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:35:16 towards level 65.
[01/09/23 04:11:00] Asara met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:25:06 from level 74.
[01/09/23 05:24:48] misha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:02:20 towards level 75.
[01/09/23 05:33:26] CrashOverride found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:18:48 towards level 75.
[01/09/23 06:56:21] pyre got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:38:19 from level 74.
[01/09/23 07:40:53] bg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:06:45 from level 75.
[01/09/23 09:33:13] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:21:17 towards level 65.
[01/09/23 09:49:53] gildarts found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:57 towards level 68.
[01/09/23 10:14:34] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:28:37 towards level 76.
[01/09/23 10:47:26] Abe ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:16:41 from level 66.
[01/09/23 10:51:03] Sario discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:10:29 towards level 60.
[01/09/23 11:31:11] LeD found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:02:24 towards level 63.
[01/09/23 11:43:23] Lenny_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:42:52 towards level 61.
[01/09/23 12:24:09] solarsparq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:20 towards level 61.
[01/09/23 13:41:44] cornfeedhobo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:10:45 towards level 65.
[01/09/23 14:51:46] n0ssh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:14:51 from level 52.
[01/09/23 14:56:56] Destruia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:00 towards level 68.
[01/09/23 15:09:26] GRIZZLYMAN was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:03:10 from level 45.
[01/09/23 15:09:50] Tabmow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:34 towards level 64.
[01/09/23 16:48:58] gusto was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:11:05 towards level 55.
[01/09/23 16:49:13] psychoid was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:06 towards level 45.
[01/09/23 16:53:02] bobvador discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:18:30 towards level 72.
[01/09/23 16:59:58] Techman was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:06:50 from level 74.
[01/09/23 17:24:03] Kurenai fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:22:06 from level 62.
[01/09/23 18:51:02] wille's charm ate a bolt of lightning! wille's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/23 18:56:21] Wolf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:13:16 towards level 75.
[01/09/23 19:42:28] Techman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:30 towards level 74.
[01/09/23 20:03:09] Notir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:25 towards level 65.
[01/09/23 20:14:24] AlinConstantin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:46 towards level 51.
[01/09/23 21:36:49] dyvonna had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:42 towards level 64.
[01/09/23 22:03:22] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:39:51 towards level 70.
[01/09/23 22:06:23] DontEvenPeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:50 towards level 38.
[01/09/23 22:09:59] EddieT137 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:22:08 from level 65.
[01/09/23 22:33:59] V ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:13:53 from level 73.
[01/09/23 23:12:01] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:29:11 towards level 76.
[01/09/23 23:44:09] gegenschein was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:55:56 towards level 69.
[01/10/23 00:19:59] hdm burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! hdm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/10/23 00:29:28] Theleveler found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:23:53 towards level 76.
[01/10/23 00:53:16] Merluzo's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Merluzo's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/10/23 01:05:46] Lnk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:39:37 from level 77.
[01/10/23 01:17:00] "\@_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:02 towards level 72.
[01/10/23 02:51:35] canton7 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:36:18 towards level 70.
[01/10/23 02:59:16] Crazycatlady was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:02 towards level 71.
[01/10/23 05:25:49] zcy has dealt 0x00 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:30:50 is added to 0x00's clock.
[01/10/23 05:43:10] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:39 towards level 57.
[01/10/23 06:06:27] misha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:35:59 towards level 75.
[01/10/23 06:34:22] Tangles's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Tangles's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/10/23 06:53:13] contyk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:13 towards level 57.
[01/10/23 07:02:30] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:19:09 towards level 74.
[01/10/23 07:06:34] A_Dragon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:12:56 towards level 69.
[01/10/23 07:44:59] VonToutCourt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:52:37 towards level 73.
[01/10/23 07:50:06] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:44 towards level 72.
[01/10/23 08:12:32] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:01:51 towards level 75.
[01/10/23 08:40:15] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:09:14 towards level 76.
[01/10/23 08:46:25] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:47:07 towards level 61.
[01/10/23 09:16:38] Sario was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:26:47 from level 60.
[01/10/23 09:51:32] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:25 towards level 68.
[01/10/23 10:08:51] LeD was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:00:56 from level 63.
[01/10/23 10:17:44] Crazycatlady caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:21 towards level 71.
[01/10/23 10:34:49] tmberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:43:47 towards level 70.
[01/10/23 10:43:15] Misza was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:15:52 towards level 69.
[01/10/23 10:48:39] thornrag was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:51:19 towards level 71.
[01/10/23 11:10:05] Covid-19 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:02 towards level 70.
[01/10/23 11:45:11] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:22:49 towards level 75.
[01/10/23 11:51:52] mordac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:55:23 towards level 72.
[01/10/23 11:57:38] canton7 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! canton7's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/10/23 12:17:33] Asara was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:23:24 from level 74.
[01/10/23 12:42:42] MetaNova ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:02:43 from level 73.
[01/10/23 12:55:30] Lenny_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:22:49 towards level 61.
[01/10/23 13:12:03] Destruia was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:32 towards level 68.
[01/10/23 13:25:45] ToHellWithGA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:07:11 towards level 73.
[01/10/23 14:31:10] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:53:07 towards level 69.
[01/10/23 14:57:52] Jens ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:36:21 from level 67.
[01/10/23 15:55:27] yano discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:10 towards level 71.
[01/10/23 16:31:36] csc2ya was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:50:17 from level 61.
[01/10/23 17:51:58] rawgreaze was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:37:49 from level 65.
[01/10/23 17:56:47] DownAndUp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:42:36 towards level 64.
[01/10/23 18:31:31] h00k was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:51:50 from level 52.
[01/10/23 18:51:01] GRIZZLYMAN got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:07 towards level 45.
[01/10/23 19:22:40] hugga reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! hugga's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/10/23 19:50:50] Yarosh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:29:14 towards level 71.
[01/10/23 20:46:09] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:43:11 towards level 70.
[01/10/23 21:07:53] Zaratustra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:15:02 from level 67.
[01/10/23 22:20:56] Minus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:37 towards level 62.
[01/10/23 22:30:49] ephemer0l was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:22:14 from level 64.
[01/10/23 22:44:28] LeD ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:01:16 from level 63.
[01/10/23 23:03:14] Techman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:18 towards level 74.
[01/10/23 23:25:46] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:05 towards level 71.
[01/10/23 23:40:25] Drin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:36 towards level 67.
[01/11/23 00:21:37] caeli found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:26 towards level 74.
[01/11/23 00:24:19] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:40:44 towards level 72.
[01/11/23 00:27:08] adamus1red was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:02 from level 70.
[01/11/23 01:09:36] crysis found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:49:04 towards level 65.
[01/11/23 01:12:52] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:44:02 towards level 70.
[01/11/23 02:46:16] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cornfeedhobo's tunic! cornfeedhobo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/11/23 03:27:05] zgrep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:08 towards level 59.
[01/11/23 03:37:07] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:47:48 towards level 71.
[01/11/23 04:06:52] Fehu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:09:54 towards level 65.
[01/11/23 04:25:14] Puff found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:10 towards level 72.
[01/11/23 05:08:02] Notir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:08:55 towards level 66.
[01/11/23 06:22:58] MetaNova had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:39:56 towards level 73.
[01/11/23 06:23:43] wollu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:17 towards level 45.
[01/11/23 07:55:47] idleevil fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:01:13 from level 61.
[01/11/23 08:29:46] gildarts tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:43 towards level 68.
[01/11/23 08:56:10] crysis had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:42:35 towards level 65.
[01/11/23 10:35:49] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:34:42 towards level 70.
[01/11/23 11:51:06] Tangles was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:48 towards level 69.
[01/11/23 12:33:51] SirNeo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:42:28 towards level 57.
[01/11/23 12:37:46] Khorne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:27:23 towards level 75.
[01/11/23 12:57:32] ttrs ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:23:06 from level 37.
[01/11/23 13:30:55] vadas was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:31 towards level 49.
[01/11/23 13:51:17] Kurenai was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:35:03 towards level 62.
[01/11/23 13:56:54] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:07:21 towards level 71.
[01/11/23 15:20:02] vadas caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:40 towards level 49.
[01/11/23 15:53:42] dwfreed was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:48 towards level 75.
[01/11/23 16:03:32] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:22:55 towards level 74.
[01/11/23 17:11:56] Notir met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:53:30 from level 66.
[01/11/23 18:15:28] IRCd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:09 towards level 35.
[01/11/23 18:56:30] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:20 towards level 72.
[01/11/23 20:02:18] crysis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:03:52 towards level 65.
[01/11/23 20:29:09] brycec met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:36:55 from level 68.
[01/11/23 21:33:09] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:24:16 from level 72.
[01/11/23 21:46:39] McMemo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:22 towards level 38.
[01/11/23 21:51:52] achin was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:43:59 from level 61.
[01/11/23 22:34:14] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:09:03 towards level 76.
[01/11/23 22:38:51] kzootech found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:18 towards level 62.
[01/11/23 22:40:30] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:48:23 towards level 70.
[01/11/23 22:54:54] tswsl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:44:44 from level 74.
[01/11/23 23:21:20] Sherpard2 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:20:49 from level 65.
[01/11/23 23:32:04] Psilocybe's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Psilocybe's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/23 00:24:43] Ganonk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:15 towards level 52.
[01/12/23 01:00:46] Jens had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:15:50 towards level 67.
[01/12/23 01:47:44] CodeGeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:08:25 towards level 72.
[01/12/23 04:06:53] Pinkman reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Pinkman's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/23 04:13:10] zgrep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:44 towards level 59.
[01/12/23 04:28:16] GRIZZLYMAN was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:18 towards level 45.
[01/12/23 04:38:28] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:49 towards level 74.
[01/12/23 05:22:26] Kurenai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:57:04 towards level 62.
[01/12/23 05:27:48] The local wizard imbued Fehu's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fehu's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/23 06:29:25] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:06 towards level 71.
[01/12/23 07:37:01] gdm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:24:17 towards level 60.
[01/12/23 07:46:33] AlexS ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:06:56 from level 66.
[01/12/23 09:51:14] JamCow's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! JamCow's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/12/23 09:59:13] achin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:19:21 towards level 61.
[01/12/23 10:17:08] The local wizard imbued Sherpard2's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sherpard2's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/23 11:02:31] McMemo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:14 towards level 38.
[01/12/23 11:43:46] bg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:28:00 towards level 75.
[01/12/23 12:08:24] Algernon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:31 towards level 70.
[01/12/23 12:11:07] zcy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:36:35 towards level 58.
[01/12/23 12:46:27] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:57:14 from level 63.
[01/12/23 13:06:07] kinus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:19:43 towards level 66.
[01/12/23 13:22:20] Puff was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:15 towards level 72.
[01/12/23 13:26:57] McMemo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:10 towards level 38.
[01/12/23 14:05:56] Nuae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:03:53 from level 63.
[01/12/23 14:56:50] signofzeta was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:39:17 from level 67.
[01/12/23 15:27:06] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:47:50 towards level 71.
[01/12/23 15:27:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Tenedos's tunic! Tenedos's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/23 15:56:04] nowz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:39 towards level 50.
[01/12/23 16:22:01] nowz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:44 towards level 50.
[01/12/23 17:31:17] Gorek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:42:13 towards level 74.
[01/12/23 18:07:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ion's tunic! ion's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/23 18:12:39] The local wizard imbued Platonides's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Platonides's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/23 20:04:04] buzel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:52:55 towards level 74.
[01/12/23 20:27:43] Ecko got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:14:26 towards level 65.
[01/12/23 20:45:26] achin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:48:08 towards level 61.
[01/12/23 21:32:16] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:32:02 towards level 75.
[01/12/23 22:30:50] buzel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:32 towards level 74.
[01/12/23 22:31:44] yano fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:58:30 from level 72.
[01/12/23 22:37:09] Bluedog found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:28:21 towards level 69.
[01/12/23 22:38:12] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:12 towards level 75.
[01/12/23 23:17:26] gradator slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! gradator's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/12/23 23:27:59] Faradome was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:08 towards level 59.
[01/13/23 00:09:06] bookworm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bookworm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/13/23 00:20:32] canton7 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:47:59 from level 70.
[01/13/23 01:20:01] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:53:29 towards level 77.
[01/13/23 01:43:30] buzel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:17:45 towards level 74.
[01/13/23 02:25:16] nowz ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:03 from level 50.
[01/13/23 02:54:04] sc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:47 towards level 75.
[01/13/23 03:23:07] wille found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:03 towards level 58.
[01/13/23 03:37:52] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:23 towards level 76.
[01/13/23 03:39:07] Ungoliant burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Ungoliant's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/13/23 03:58:16] Stevland was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:27:39 from level 69.
[01/13/23 04:07:09] spex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:31:12 towards level 72.
[01/13/23 04:08:55] Abe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:00 towards level 66.
[01/13/23 04:25:31] Minus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:54 towards level 62.
[01/13/23 04:55:55] A_Dragon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:07 towards level 69.
[01/13/23 05:16:24] Nuae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:59:24 towards level 63.
[01/13/23 05:38:10] t3chn0 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:28:03 towards level 71.
[01/13/23 06:03:33] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:52:18 towards level 73.
[01/13/23 06:26:44] EddieT137 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:49 towards level 65.
[01/13/23 07:13:04] Drin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:48:54 towards level 68.
[01/13/23 07:23:48] Comnenus ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:22:21 from level 46.
[01/13/23 08:17:10] Destruia had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:09 towards level 68.
[01/13/23 08:47:35] jjasghar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:35 towards level 65.
[01/13/23 09:55:37] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:22:23 towards level 67.
[01/13/23 10:20:31] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:23 towards level 71.
[01/13/23 10:31:54] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:19:53 towards level 76.
[01/13/23 10:33:27] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:29:19 towards level 70.
[01/13/23 10:44:18] postikana found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:32:38 towards level 66.
[01/13/23 11:13:16] confunctius was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:39 from level 48.
[01/13/23 11:20:26] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:43 towards level 45.
[01/13/23 11:38:22] wowbagger was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:05 towards level 52.
[01/13/23 11:59:29] Khorne was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:01:43 from level 75.
[01/13/23 12:14:57] wowbagger got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:54:56 from level 52.
[01/13/23 12:17:24] V's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! V's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/23 12:40:53] Cirdan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 11:50:17 from level 75.
[01/13/23 12:41:53] d4n13L discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:33 towards level 72.
[01/13/23 12:44:54] zifnab06 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:08:16 from level 69.
[01/13/23 14:06:25] bobvador was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:51:34 from level 72.
[01/13/23 15:29:22] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:18 towards level 70.
[01/13/23 16:44:56] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:34:09 towards level 51.
[01/13/23 16:57:32] rawgreaze was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:32:23 towards level 65.
[01/13/23 17:16:21] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:09:07 towards level 73.
[01/13/23 17:28:42] bookworm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:29:01 from level 68.
[01/13/23 17:38:32] Jens has dealt Forud a Critical Strike! 3 days, 15:03:16 is added to Forud's clock.
[01/13/23 18:12:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Clarth's tunic! Clarth's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/23 18:46:04] TimWolla was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:21:31 from level 76.
[01/13/23 18:47:35] Covid-19 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:36:22 towards level 71.
[01/13/23 18:51:05] kptr burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kptr's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/13/23 19:16:33] crysis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:37:39 towards level 65.
[01/13/23 19:19:33] yano was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:16:14 towards level 72.
[01/13/23 19:30:42] Notir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:29:17 towards level 66.
[01/13/23 20:40:52] Dan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Dan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/23 20:42:31] ephemer0l spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ephemer0l's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/13/23 22:33:41] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:51 towards level 71.
[01/13/23 23:56:17] d4n13L was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:13:55 from level 72.
[01/13/23 23:57:56] Bluedog was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:08:21 from level 69.
[01/13/23 23:58:05] Fenrik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:14:57 towards level 72.
[01/14/23 00:34:59] TimWolla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:24:10 towards level 76.
[01/14/23 00:40:40] Tenedos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:16 towards level 65.
[01/14/23 01:11:18] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:00:31 towards level 70.
[01/14/23 01:32:15] idleneutral spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! idleneutral's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/23 01:34:07] Theleveler hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:02:29 towards level 76.
[01/14/23 02:10:40] talisein was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:05:46 from level 73.
[01/14/23 02:41:35] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:42 towards level 64.
[01/14/23 03:02:01] xbill got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:00 towards level 79.
[01/14/23 03:14:46] DontEvenPeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:17 towards level 40.
[01/14/23 03:38:55] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:58 towards level 66.
[01/14/23 04:03:31] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:00:09 towards level 75.
[01/14/23 04:04:25] idleevil had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:22 towards level 61.
[01/14/23 04:11:08] vegadark found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:04:44 towards level 74.
[01/14/23 04:55:41] el was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:11:42 from level 71.
[01/14/23 05:31:27] Notir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:30:06 towards level 66.
[01/14/23 05:35:25] popey walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:16:59 from level 53.
[01/14/23 05:50:59] achin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:00:10 towards level 61.
[01/14/23 06:49:47] vectr0n had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:06:49 towards level 63.
[01/14/23 07:06:29] "\@_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:40 towards level 72.
[01/14/23 07:52:03] Hex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:53:01 towards level 62.
[01/14/23 08:26:49] cadfael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:49:00 towards level 67.
[01/14/23 08:58:54] crysis ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:17:39 from level 65.
[01/14/23 09:01:28] Aksej caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:23:50 towards level 69.
[01/14/23 09:21:11] scumola discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:09:46 towards level 68.
[01/14/23 09:28:07] Psilocybe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:53:54 towards level 73.
[01/14/23 09:47:20] EddieT137 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:07 towards level 65.
[01/14/23 10:36:46] Thorael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:22:33 towards level 73.
[01/14/23 10:44:45] Notir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:51:29 towards level 66.
[01/14/23 11:33:42] ZOTTA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:13 towards level 63.
[01/14/23 11:38:34] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:29:07 towards level 78.
[01/14/23 12:45:42] jjasghar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:15 towards level 65.
[01/14/23 13:02:39] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:03:37 towards level 76.
[01/14/23 13:45:21] Cirdan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:31:57 towards level 75.
[01/14/23 13:49:18] Lnk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:54 towards level 77.
[01/14/23 13:50:34] Hex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:31:05 towards level 62.
[01/14/23 14:33:14] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:49:15 towards level 65.
[01/14/23 15:05:24] d4n13L got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:52 towards level 72.
[01/14/23 15:27:30] hdm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:53:54 from level 76.
[01/14/23 16:01:42] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:41:47 towards level 72.
[01/14/23 16:02:57] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:59 towards level 75.
[01/14/23 17:16:44] TimeWarp ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:21 from level 61.
[01/14/23 17:25:59] gdm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:15:30 towards level 60.
[01/14/23 17:52:29] Crazycatlady fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:20 from level 71.
[01/14/23 18:34:18] The local wizard imbued thornrag's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! thornrag's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/23 20:42:59] Algernon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:04:13 towards level 71.
[01/14/23 20:49:55] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:05:08 towards level 72.
[01/14/23 21:00:42] megubyte was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:20:28 from level 65.
[01/14/23 21:23:52] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:21:37 towards level 72.
[01/14/23 21:24:01] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:07 towards level 76.
[01/14/23 22:33:31] dyvonna got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:17 towards level 64.
[01/14/23 23:09:21] Hex walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:19:33 from level 62.
[01/14/23 23:13:10] sc was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:53:49 from level 75.
[01/14/23 23:53:13] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:01 towards level 71.
[01/15/23 00:12:02] buzel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:20:52 from level 74.
[01/15/23 00:53:17] jacquesssss caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:36 towards level 43.
[01/15/23 01:09:40] ahmubashshir was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:24:06 from level 62.
[01/15/23 01:19:55] CrashOverride had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:39:31 towards level 75.
[01/15/23 01:51:59] Dan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Dan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/23 02:25:34] Theleveler was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:56:20 from level 76.
[01/15/23 02:47:36] buzel was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:53:36 from level 74.
[01/15/23 02:54:35] laama found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:46 towards level 71.
[01/15/23 03:42:22] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:05:06 towards level 75.
[01/15/23 04:15:54] tmberg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:32:33 from level 70.
[01/15/23 04:29:02] zbe got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:05:19 from level 76.
[01/15/23 04:47:12] enteral reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! enteral's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/23 05:43:20] zgrep tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:03:21 towards level 60.
[01/15/23 06:08:31] Tabmow was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:32:22 from level 64.
[01/15/23 06:46:01] megubyte found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:03 towards level 65.
[01/15/23 06:59:58] n0ssh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:27:46 from level 52.
[01/15/23 07:08:03] Chuck slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Chuck's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/15/23 07:59:54] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:41 towards level 71.
[01/15/23 08:47:04] kptr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:00:40 from level 72.
[01/15/23 09:29:17] Puff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:50:16 towards level 73.
[01/15/23 09:35:01] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:41 towards level 75.
[01/15/23 12:23:39] ion's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ion's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/15/23 13:26:01] DontEvenPeek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:38:50 from level 41.
[01/15/23 13:38:45] _sh's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! _sh's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/15/23 13:43:52] t3chn0 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:33:28 towards level 71.
[01/15/23 14:57:05] Sherpard2 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:56:39 towards level 65.
[01/15/23 15:23:17] idleevil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:25 towards level 61.
[01/15/23 15:24:06] gradator bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:01:28 towards level 73.
[01/15/23 16:14:51] SSLbits was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:42:24 from level 63.
[01/15/23 16:18:49] Asara's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Asara's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/15/23 16:47:54] washclof was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:11 from level 76.
[01/15/23 17:03:00] Andrio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Andrio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/23 17:14:18] binaryhermit found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:23 towards level 55.
[01/15/23 17:31:03] hax404 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:52:35 towards level 72.
[01/15/23 17:36:16] Techman's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Techman's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/15/23 19:36:19] Ganonk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:39:38 from level 52.
[01/15/23 19:44:20] kzootech was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:47:59 from level 63.
[01/15/23 20:00:48] The local wizard imbued Puff's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Puff's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/23 21:37:49] rawgreaze was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:13:55 from level 65.
[01/15/23 21:56:35] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:42:19 towards level 73.
[01/15/23 22:04:49] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:32 towards level 72.
[01/15/23 22:40:05] V was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:04:19 from level 73.
[01/15/23 23:45:19] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:39:39 towards level 71.
[01/15/23 23:47:29] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:10:21 towards level 70.
[01/15/23 23:54:19] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:01 towards level 76.
[01/16/23 00:16:10] Lnk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:02 towards level 77.
[01/16/23 00:58:40] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:14 towards level 72.
[01/16/23 01:07:25] hax404 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:26:23 towards level 72.
[01/16/23 01:19:27] achin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:17:28 towards level 61.
[01/16/23 01:22:49] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:58:11 towards level 73.
[01/16/23 01:51:22] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:02 towards level 75.
[01/16/23 02:34:05] muirrum met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:30:08 from level 58.
[01/16/23 02:39:21] Wam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:13:58 towards level 66.
[01/16/23 02:51:40] aqsd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:11 towards level 71.
[01/16/23 03:01:27] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:02 towards level 63.
[01/16/23 03:57:46] RussellB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:50:02 towards level 71.
[01/16/23 04:51:49] Andrio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:44:39 towards level 68.
[01/16/23 06:12:38] vadas was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:25 towards level 50.
[01/16/23 07:49:00] Fehu was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:35:08 from level 65.
[01/16/23 08:07:40] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:39:55 towards level 73.
[01/16/23 08:16:12] Thorael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:12:52 towards level 73.
[01/16/23 08:26:56] Tenorman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:10:13 towards level 68.
[01/16/23 08:37:13] xbill found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:05 towards level 79.
[01/16/23 10:19:29] ToHellWithGA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:30 towards level 73.
[01/16/23 11:19:25] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:41:59 towards level 69.
[01/16/23 11:31:30] yano was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:16:09 towards level 72.
[01/16/23 11:51:41] gegenschein was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:14:51 from level 69.
[01/16/23 12:12:16] gradator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:56:56 towards level 73.
[01/16/23 12:13:34] pyre was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:38 towards level 74.
[01/16/23 12:55:14] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:29:45 towards level 70.
[01/16/23 13:26:33] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:07:24 towards level 71.
[01/16/23 13:35:05] contyk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:48 towards level 57.
[01/16/23 15:13:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tmberg's tunic! tmberg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/23 15:25:09] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:46:39 towards level 73.
[01/16/23 16:14:06] "\@_ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:43 towards level 72.
[01/16/23 16:46:20] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:57 towards level 60.
[01/16/23 17:04:34] GilbertErik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:28:25 towards level 68.
[01/16/23 17:09:50] hugga was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:58:52 towards level 65.
[01/16/23 18:42:30] Ecko ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:05:50 from level 65.
[01/16/23 18:53:14] Forud was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:11:59 towards level 72.
[01/16/23 20:07:19] Koffa's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Koffa's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/23 20:15:46] Notir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:48:13 towards level 66.
[01/16/23 22:39:18] StalkR found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:40:44 towards level 71.
[01/16/23 22:58:01] Berserker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:49 towards level 51.
[01/16/23 23:36:38] Destruia's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Destruia's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/23 23:48:17] simple was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:40:08 from level 73.
[01/16/23 23:56:06] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:10:29 towards level 70.
[01/17/23 00:02:07] aqsd found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:54 towards level 71.
[01/17/23 00:23:51] VonToutCourt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:34 towards level 73.
[01/17/23 00:27:58] Kritzefitz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:44:20 towards level 71.
[01/17/23 01:46:22] Tabmow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:18 towards level 64.
[01/17/23 02:06:38] postikana was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:28:56 towards level 66.
[01/17/23 02:32:50] Sherpard2 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:28:58 towards level 65.
[01/17/23 02:41:53] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:50:13 towards level 73.
[01/17/23 02:44:23] Faradome was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:04 towards level 59.
[01/17/23 03:09:47] t3chn0 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:49:01 towards level 71.
[01/17/23 03:10:21] n0ssh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:19 towards level 52.
[01/17/23 03:41:05] bg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:40:03 towards level 75.
[01/17/23 03:52:32] pfoley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:19:37 towards level 69.
[01/17/23 03:57:42] idlegood ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:05:05 from level 64.
[01/17/23 04:28:05] scumola was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:32:30 from level 68.
[01/17/23 05:02:53] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:16:03 towards level 73.
[01/17/23 05:07:27] pants was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:46:44 towards level 72.
[01/17/23 05:31:10] \dev\ice tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:31 towards level 48.
[01/17/23 06:19:59] TheSilentLink's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TheSilentLink's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/17/23 06:44:49] bananaboat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:38:36 towards level 73.
[01/17/23 06:53:00] Algernon has dealt Bluedog a Critical Strike! 3 days, 03:00:38 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[01/17/23 07:01:35] zbe got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:38:04 from level 76.
[01/17/23 07:52:02] sam burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sam's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/17/23 08:52:46] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:08:43 towards level 73.
[01/17/23 09:00:29] Misza gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:05:29 towards level 69.
[01/17/23 09:09:56] Khorne fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:34:21 from level 75.
[01/17/23 10:07:52] Kritzefitz has dealt Puff a Critical Strike! 2 days, 22:19:04 is added to Puff's clock.
[01/17/23 10:56:25] idlegood was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:32:25 towards level 64.
[01/17/23 11:30:47] fstrelok bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:12:01 towards level 60.
[01/17/23 11:53:51] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:27 towards level 74.
[01/17/23 12:11:28] TauPan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TauPan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/17/23 12:32:10] tomhek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:58:24 towards level 72.
[01/17/23 13:29:09] anarcat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:34:58 from level 76.
[01/17/23 13:32:56] Cockatrice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:21:23 towards level 62.
[01/17/23 13:35:08] zbe's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zbe's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/17/23 13:43:55] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:58 towards level 66.
[01/17/23 14:00:53] Lord255 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:46:56 towards level 74.
[01/17/23 14:11:14] tomhek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:00:36 towards level 72.
[01/17/23 14:26:28] Crazycatlady slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Crazycatlady's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/17/23 14:52:53] Tenedos ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:24:28 from level 66.
[01/17/23 16:16:57] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:25:49 towards level 70.
[01/17/23 16:24:38] achin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:13:18 towards level 61.
[01/17/23 16:38:27] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:37:46 towards level 71.
[01/17/23 16:52:43] Kritzefitz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:54:55 towards level 71.
[01/17/23 17:37:00] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:24:43 towards level 70.
[01/17/23 18:05:15] MetaNova was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:22:17 towards level 73.
[01/17/23 18:29:45] Pricey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:28:47 towards level 63.
[01/17/23 18:37:47] CompanionCube hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:50:51 towards level 74.
[01/17/23 19:19:03] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:24:00 towards level 76.
[01/17/23 19:38:10] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:30:05 from level 73.
[01/17/23 21:36:28] bananaboat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:40 towards level 73.
[01/17/23 22:34:36] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:11:05 towards level 70.
[01/17/23 22:37:07] Susumurata was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:06 towards level 53.
[01/17/23 22:51:44] _sh has dealt Thorael a Critical Strike! 9 days, 15:05:15 is added to Thorael's clock.
[01/17/23 23:08:03] megubyte got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:51:26 towards level 65.
[01/17/23 23:42:32] Minus has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:04:16 is added to pfoley's clock.
[01/18/23 00:14:13] bsleep was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:27:34 from level 70.
[01/18/23 00:20:32] idleevil found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:32:06 towards level 62.
[01/18/23 00:28:43] laama hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:22 towards level 71.
[01/18/23 00:43:20] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:24:59 towards level 75.
[01/18/23 00:44:21] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:53 towards level 60.
[01/18/23 00:48:27] Susumurata found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:21 towards level 53.
[01/18/23 01:13:43] blabber gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:03:05 towards level 71.
[01/18/23 01:31:32] ChowderKeg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:10:27 from level 74.
[01/18/23 01:58:47] n0ssh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:35 towards level 52.
[01/18/23 02:56:54] idleevil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:06:20 towards level 62.
[01/18/23 03:03:58] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:07:06 towards level 75.
[01/18/23 03:07:41] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:39:59 towards level 72.
[01/18/23 03:08:47] Kritzefitz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:14:42 towards level 71.
[01/18/23 03:11:36] Varjatticus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:33 towards level 50.
[01/18/23 03:26:19] Faradome tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:51 towards level 59.
[01/18/23 03:53:28] aqsd found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:00:47 towards level 72.
[01/18/23 04:01:32] SSLbits discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:01:45 towards level 64.
[01/18/23 05:29:07] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:37:02 towards level 74.
[01/18/23 06:56:04] canton7 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:53 towards level 70.
[01/18/23 07:48:18] Destruia was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:08:12 from level 69.
[01/18/23 08:07:43] TheSilentLink had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:23:40 towards level 65.
[01/18/23 08:55:56] kptr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:27:44 from level 72.
[01/18/23 09:19:22] Misza caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:37:41 towards level 69.
[01/18/23 09:38:05] jayvee bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:55 towards level 72.
[01/18/23 10:22:37] _sh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:28:31 from level 75.
[01/18/23 10:23:28] binaryhermit discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:38:59 towards level 56.
[01/18/23 11:20:19] canton7 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:53 towards level 70.
[01/18/23 11:26:41] bg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:56:39 from level 75.
[01/18/23 12:30:13] gegenschein bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:42:35 towards level 69.
[01/18/23 14:02:02] Bluedog found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:43:33 towards level 69.
[01/18/23 14:18:57] Merluzo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:27 towards level 49.
[01/18/23 17:31:29] Alarien had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:54:57 towards level 69.
[01/18/23 18:24:43] A_Dragon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:25:34 from level 69.
[01/18/23 18:38:52] MadMan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:00 towards level 70.
[01/18/23 18:48:18] t3chn0 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:35:10 towards level 71.
[01/18/23 19:01:57] buzel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:03 towards level 74.
[01/18/23 19:02:00] idleneutral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:44:06 towards level 61.
[01/18/23 19:08:37] wollu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:57 towards level 47.
[01/18/23 19:13:41] Techman was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:04:40 from level 75.
[01/18/23 19:54:38] Acolarh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:33:27 towards level 72.
[01/18/23 19:58:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on thornrag's tunic! thornrag's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/23 20:16:13] tmberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:12:43 towards level 70.
[01/18/23 21:01:00] io was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:02:09 towards level 78.
[01/18/23 21:26:41] idlegood caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:47:16 towards level 64.
[01/18/23 21:31:31] Cirdan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:29:24 towards level 75.
[01/18/23 21:35:29] cornfeedhobo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:46 towards level 65.
[01/18/23 22:32:03] Luca has dealt gusto a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:43:20 is added to gusto's clock.
[01/18/23 22:58:41] Fenrik ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:58:50 from level 72.
[01/18/23 23:05:58] HeavyPodda walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 09:33:31 from level 70.
[01/18/23 23:18:56] Angelina burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Angelina's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/18/23 23:22:18] Kurenai found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:19:29 towards level 62.
[01/18/23 23:23:09] idlegood fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:34:13 from level 64.
[01/18/23 23:31:43] keepermurph discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:14 towards level 58.
[01/18/23 23:56:20] Platonides got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:50 towards level 66.
[01/19/23 00:19:06] canton7 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:32 towards level 70.
[01/19/23 00:32:57] JamCow was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:12:51 from level 73.
[01/19/23 00:35:10] TimeWarp's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TimeWarp's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/23 00:36:34] Cirdan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:24:23 towards level 75.
[01/19/23 00:43:36] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:59:11 towards level 76.
[01/19/23 01:00:40] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:59:17 towards level 72.
[01/19/23 01:23:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on el's tunic! el's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/23 02:30:05] Berserker was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:44 towards level 51.
[01/19/23 02:31:44] Luca got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:38 towards level 35.
[01/19/23 03:24:12] Sario had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:04:21 towards level 61.
[01/19/23 03:37:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on laama's tunic! laama's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/23 03:48:14] Susumurata found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:01 towards level 53.
[01/19/23 04:30:15] RussellB got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:46:44 towards level 71.
[01/19/23 05:25:36] Lord255 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:42:19 from level 74.
[01/19/23 06:18:03] gildarts caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:05:40 towards level 69.
[01/19/23 06:23:31] wowbagger found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:36 towards level 52.
[01/19/23 07:09:53] Ungoliant gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:29:47 towards level 65.
[01/19/23 07:17:16] DontEvenPeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:25 towards level 42.
[01/19/23 08:37:34] yano's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! yano's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/23 08:51:19] wille's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! wille's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/23 09:15:07] Tenorman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:12 towards level 68.
[01/19/23 10:29:52] Crazycatlady reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Crazycatlady's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/23 10:41:09] lotus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:16 towards level 20.
[01/19/23 11:07:15] ufo-piloot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:46 towards level 52.
[01/19/23 11:08:18] caeli was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:32 from level 74.
[01/19/23 11:17:09] RussellB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:28:01 towards level 71.
[01/19/23 12:01:48] Sario walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:16:33 from level 61.
[01/19/23 13:22:45] Aksej was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:50:27 towards level 69.
[01/19/23 14:12:57] laama found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:33 towards level 71.
[01/19/23 14:58:25] spex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:07 towards level 72.
[01/19/23 16:00:54] Tabmow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:52:18 towards level 64.
[01/19/23 17:32:13] sky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:05 towards level 71.
[01/19/23 18:06:26] crysis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:53:32 towards level 65.
[01/19/23 19:01:21] fstrelok bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:40:56 towards level 60.
[01/19/23 19:08:14] Puff bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:22:37 towards level 73.
[01/19/23 19:30:50] Togra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Togra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/23 19:51:26] Clarth walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:14 from level 40.
[01/19/23 20:07:24] Wam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:28:05 from level 66.
[01/19/23 20:46:45] SpaceCowboyNeo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:53 from level 36.
[01/19/23 21:21:25] Lnk slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Lnk's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/19/23 21:29:30] vadas found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:34 towards level 50.
[01/19/23 21:57:10] DownAndUp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:55:04 towards level 64.
[01/19/23 23:30:20] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:12:30 towards level 72.
[01/19/23 23:35:57] rawgreaze was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:37 towards level 65.
[01/19/23 23:39:58] KindOne found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:37:58 towards level 67.
[01/20/23 00:01:48] Tenedos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:37:22 towards level 66.
[01/20/23 00:14:42] wollu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:12 towards level 47.
[01/20/23 00:59:02] JamCow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:19:31 from level 73.
[01/20/23 01:18:18] Finley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:24:30 towards level 62.
[01/20/23 01:33:12] h00k got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:22:59 from level 53.
[01/20/23 01:55:08] Susumurata tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:09:46 towards level 54.
[01/20/23 02:07:14] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:52 towards level 72.
[01/20/23 02:15:28] Kurenai's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kurenai's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/23 02:28:42] pants hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:59 towards level 72.
[01/20/23 05:03:40] ion reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ion's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/23 05:14:00] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:06 towards level 69.
[01/20/23 05:14:37] Alarien's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Alarien's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/23 06:09:25] HeavyPodda ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:19:45 from level 70.
[01/20/23 06:17:09] SirNeo has dealt brycec a Critical Strike! 5 days, 09:15:03 is added to brycec's clock.
[01/20/23 06:38:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kzootech's tunic! kzootech's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/23 06:40:40] sky ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:15:42 from level 71.
[01/20/23 07:05:04] aqsd ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:02:38 from level 72.
[01/20/23 07:31:34] blabber was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:15:48 from level 71.
[01/20/23 07:59:02] Ankhers was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:29 towards level 69.
[01/20/23 08:50:15] Abe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Abe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/20/23 10:30:11] The local wizard imbued JigmeDatse's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JigmeDatse's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/23 11:06:55] achin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:39 towards level 61.
[01/20/23 11:17:09] rawgreaze has dealt SpaceCowboyNeo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:54:21 is added to SpaceCowboyNeo's clock.
[01/20/23 11:32:28] dwfreed was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:23:42 from level 76.
[01/20/23 12:08:01] pyre was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:37 towards level 74.
[01/20/23 12:42:01] bg spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bg's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/20/23 13:08:47] StalkR was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:42 towards level 71.
[01/20/23 13:49:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on KindOne's tunic! KindOne's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/23 13:54:48] enteral fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:53:01 from level 61.
[01/20/23 14:45:39] pfoley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:05 towards level 69.
[01/20/23 16:05:14] cornfeedhobo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:50 from level 65.
[01/20/23 16:31:00] bg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:41:25 towards level 75.
[01/20/23 16:45:18] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:34:05 towards level 69.
[01/20/23 16:54:35] ToHellWithGA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:04:20 towards level 74.
[01/20/23 16:54:59] Lnk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:48:44 towards level 78.
[01/20/23 17:13:45] Acolarh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:04:22 from level 72.
[01/20/23 17:15:25] Chuck discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:51 towards level 70.
[01/20/23 17:45:40] nawcom discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:02 towards level 67.
[01/20/23 18:01:35] Gorek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:50:32 from level 75.
[01/20/23 18:19:23] bobvador was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:02 towards level 72.
[01/20/23 18:25:58] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:20:51 towards level 70.
[01/20/23 18:53:02] Algernon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:00:26 towards level 71.
[01/20/23 19:08:11] bookworm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:40:41 from level 68.
[01/20/23 19:55:38] washclof was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:02:28 from level 77.
[01/20/23 20:30:25] Abe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:49:21 towards level 67.
[01/20/23 20:51:26] el got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:58:00 towards level 71.
[01/20/23 22:53:17] Silvanus_Betrium walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:29:46 from level 68.
[01/20/23 23:46:15] misha discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:59 towards level 75.
[01/21/23 00:09:15] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:11:47 towards level 65.
[01/21/23 00:23:08] HellSpawn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:43 towards level 70.
[01/21/23 00:32:17] Berserker was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:23 towards level 52.
[01/21/23 00:51:30] zgrep met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:48:35 from level 60.
[01/21/23 01:06:46] Silvanus_Betrium caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:22:40 towards level 68.
[01/21/23 01:20:16] h00k gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:15 towards level 53.
[01/21/23 02:20:34] ZOTTA ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:39:38 from level 64.
[01/21/23 02:27:53] Pricey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:54 towards level 63.
[01/21/23 02:51:05] Aksej's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Aksej's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/23 03:23:06] bananaboat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:13:07 towards level 73.
[01/21/23 04:36:02] ZeroG got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:22 towards level 39.
[01/21/23 04:57:53] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:12 towards level 70.
[01/21/23 05:21:49] _sh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:58 towards level 75.
[01/21/23 05:29:45] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:47:32 towards level 75.
[01/21/23 05:41:17] DontEvenPeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:33 towards level 43.
[01/21/23 06:06:22] Acolarh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:16:03 from level 72.
[01/21/23 07:39:24] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:50:40 towards level 73.
[01/21/23 07:40:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on eroc1990's tunic! eroc1990's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/23 09:33:34] StalkR caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:53:29 towards level 71.
[01/21/23 09:43:56] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:58:00 towards level 70.
[01/21/23 09:45:27] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:31:16 towards level 75.
[01/21/23 10:19:49] xbill was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:32 towards level 79.
[01/21/23 10:32:39] DownAndUp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:15:20 towards level 64.
[01/21/23 10:37:10] mordac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:56:04 towards level 73.
[01/21/23 10:39:37] fstrelok had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:22:34 towards level 60.
[01/21/23 11:36:35] cadfael spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cadfael's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/21/23 12:06:26] Misza was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:36:59 from level 69.
[01/21/23 12:56:24] yano was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:08:10 towards level 72.
[01/21/23 13:25:03] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:27:14 towards level 77.
[01/21/23 13:39:44] Kurenai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:36 towards level 62.
[01/21/23 13:54:48] LeD got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:31:22 towards level 63.
[01/21/23 14:08:39] Bolded's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Bolded's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/23 16:15:04] postikana ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:45:33 from level 66.
[01/21/23 16:50:05] EddieT137 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:24:28 from level 66.
[01/21/23 17:07:59] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:16:23 towards level 74.
[01/21/23 17:31:08] Bluedog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:50 towards level 69.
[01/21/23 17:53:24] Bluedog ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:19:39 from level 69.
[01/21/23 17:56:46] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:35:49 towards level 76.
[01/21/23 18:16:39] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:56 towards level 61.
[01/21/23 18:50:02] jayvee got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:54 from level 72.
[01/21/23 19:13:49] Stevland's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Stevland's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/21/23 19:23:42] eroc1990 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:00 towards level 56.
[01/21/23 19:51:02] jacob1 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:51:04 from level 77.
[01/21/23 20:29:53] Aksej's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Aksej's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/23 20:32:47] Misza found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:16:49 towards level 69.
[01/21/23 22:36:41] crank had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:09:35 towards level 75.
[01/21/23 23:09:48] CrashOverride ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:51:24 from level 75.
[01/21/23 23:19:11] eroc1990 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:11:19 towards level 56.
[01/21/23 23:26:00] misha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:27 towards level 75.
[01/21/23 23:33:31] KindOne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:19:19 towards level 67.
[01/21/23 23:44:07] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:20 towards level 77.
[01/21/23 23:48:49] Sherpard2 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:55:28 towards level 65.
[01/21/23 23:53:51] keepermurph got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:26:29 from level 58.
[01/21/23 23:55:57] ZeroG walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:51:30 from level 40.
[01/22/23 00:03:08] Comnenus ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:49:37 from level 48.
[01/22/23 00:41:37] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:06:24 towards level 64.
[01/22/23 02:06:48] idleneutral's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! idleneutral's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/22/23 03:28:55] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:46:26 towards level 76.
[01/22/23 05:15:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on d4n13L's tunic! d4n13L's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/23 05:19:18] contyk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:42 towards level 58.
[01/22/23 05:30:59] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:31:09 towards level 75.
[01/22/23 05:36:09] JamCow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:12:08 from level 73.
[01/22/23 05:39:55] Lenny_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:57 towards level 61.
[01/22/23 05:44:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sc's tunic! sc's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/23 06:05:35] sky got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:31:19 from level 71.
[01/22/23 06:13:25] Hex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:07:55 towards level 62.
[01/22/23 07:06:47] ChowderKeg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:57 towards level 74.
[01/22/23 07:38:29] tomhek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:16:48 towards level 72.
[01/22/23 07:39:35] JamCow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:05:37 from level 73.
[01/22/23 10:20:26] Susumurata found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:50:22 towards level 54.
[01/22/23 10:41:49] bg's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bg's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/22/23 12:46:55] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:10:42 towards level 72.
[01/22/23 12:54:23] LeD gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:32 towards level 63.
[01/22/23 13:36:20] lotus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:01 towards level 31.
[01/22/23 14:53:30] McMemo ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:47 from level 42.
[01/22/23 16:10:12] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:50:49 towards level 70.
[01/22/23 16:32:26] Finley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:56:01 towards level 62.
[01/22/23 16:38:18] Clarth was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:32 towards level 41.
[01/22/23 16:52:54] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:36:26 towards level 72.
[01/22/23 18:42:14] ChowderKeg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:51 towards level 74.
[01/22/23 18:59:24] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:03:02 towards level 72.
[01/22/23 19:00:12] caeli bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:59 towards level 74.
[01/22/23 19:04:09] Drin was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:09:08 from level 68.
[01/22/23 19:05:40] cornfeedhobo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:12:15 towards level 66.
[01/22/23 19:30:53] Nysdar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:03:01 from level 63.
[01/22/23 19:47:20] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:28 towards level 74.
[01/22/23 19:51:57] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:07:45 from level 73.
[01/22/23 20:23:21] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:58 towards level 53.
[01/22/23 21:13:56] slim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:20 from level 61.
[01/22/23 21:30:30] zifnab06 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:56 towards level 69.
[01/22/23 21:51:13] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:08 towards level 76.
[01/22/23 22:30:15] DownAndUp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:30:29 towards level 64.
[01/23/23 00:15:01] Clarth was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:41 from level 41.
[01/23/23 00:46:16] bookworm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:24 towards level 68.
[01/23/23 01:01:04] Yarosh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:40:42 towards level 71.
[01/23/23 01:32:25] Khorne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:53 towards level 75.
[01/23/23 02:04:44] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:53:35 towards level 69.
[01/23/23 03:06:49] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:47 towards level 71.
[01/23/23 03:47:46] confunctius was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:21:45 from level 49.
[01/23/23 04:03:07] AlinConstantin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:43:07 towards level 52.
[01/23/23 04:09:49] zgrep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:03:24 towards level 60.
[01/23/23 04:57:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Chuck's tunic! Chuck's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/23 05:06:31] kzootech hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:22:27 towards level 63.
[01/23/23 05:39:54] Algernon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:42:41 towards level 71.
[01/23/23 05:45:16] dwfreed was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:53:18 from level 76.
[01/23/23 06:07:06] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:40:26 towards level 77.
[01/23/23 06:23:48] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:24:01 towards level 76.
[01/23/23 06:43:40] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:13:48 towards level 65.
[01/23/23 07:00:25] Togra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:39:07 towards level 70.
[01/23/23 07:17:30] BastelBot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:14:10 towards level 73.
[01/23/23 07:28:53] hdm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:56:52 from level 76.
[01/23/23 07:41:59] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:58 towards level 77.
[01/23/23 08:14:06] megubyte had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:23 towards level 65.
[01/23/23 08:20:31] V was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:12:11 from level 73.
[01/23/23 08:52:15] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:28 towards level 74.
[01/23/23 09:02:35] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:13:50 towards level 69.
[01/23/23 10:50:48] postikana had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:58 towards level 66.
[01/23/23 11:11:58] achin ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:58:21 from level 61.
[01/23/23 11:12:10] crank was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:59:46 towards level 75.
[01/23/23 11:27:05] drahthaar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:44 towards level 76.
[01/23/23 11:52:32] kinus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:48 towards level 66.
[01/23/23 11:55:23] postikana has dealt Merluzo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:38:22 is added to Merluzo's clock.
[01/23/23 12:33:53] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:09 towards level 72.
[01/23/23 12:43:44] t3chn0 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:52:38 towards level 71.
[01/23/23 13:04:03] zgrep was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:08:20 from level 60.
[01/23/23 13:15:17] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:50:43 towards level 76.
[01/23/23 13:20:39] Covid-19 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Covid-19's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/23/23 13:57:15] tomhek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! tomhek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/23/23 14:21:17] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:46 towards level 73.
[01/23/23 15:12:52] DownAndUp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:55 towards level 64.
[01/23/23 15:35:32] AlexS hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:05:38 towards level 67.
[01/23/23 15:38:36] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:04:46 towards level 76.
[01/23/23 15:58:56] "\@_ met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:30:48 from level 73.
[01/23/23 16:37:54] t3chn0 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:43:35 towards level 71.
[01/23/23 16:44:37] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:32:25 towards level 68.
[01/23/23 17:22:29] Hex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:13:55 towards level 62.
[01/23/23 18:15:01] sky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:55 towards level 71.
[01/23/23 18:35:17] Chuck tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:38 towards level 70.
[01/23/23 19:09:48] Gorek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:18:11 from level 75.
[01/23/23 19:19:23] cadfael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:12 towards level 67.
[01/23/23 19:25:24] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:20:04 towards level 68.
[01/23/23 19:31:02] ttrs discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:17 towards level 42.
[01/23/23 20:18:31] damyan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:31:21 from level 69.
[01/23/23 20:28:00] _sh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:39 towards level 75.
[01/23/23 21:06:18] megubyte met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:42 from level 65.
[01/23/23 21:18:42] ChowderKeg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ChowderKeg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/23 21:50:42] pyre was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:20 from level 74.
[01/23/23 22:09:01] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:21:29 towards level 72.
[01/23/23 22:38:17] jayvee hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:02 towards level 72.
[01/23/23 23:44:55] Forud hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:26:56 towards level 72.
[01/23/23 23:46:02] Silvanus_Betrium had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:43:14 towards level 68.
[01/24/23 00:13:39] buzel's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! buzel's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/24/23 00:34:14] yNos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:59:30 towards level 67.
[01/24/23 00:39:36] KingPimpCommand discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:18 towards level 35.
[01/24/23 01:45:24] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:09:31 towards level 74.
[01/24/23 01:50:01] Susumurata's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Susumurata's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/23 01:58:28] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:01:44 towards level 73.
[01/24/23 02:09:09] AlexS was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:37:53 towards level 67.
[01/24/23 02:44:41] ufo-piloot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:39:54 towards level 53.
[01/24/23 03:26:33] SpaceCowboyNeo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:30 towards level 38.
[01/24/23 03:39:45] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:16:53 towards level 72.
[01/24/23 04:06:24] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:19:59 towards level 73.
[01/24/23 04:30:11] enteral was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:30:19 from level 61.
[01/24/23 04:59:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Tabmow's tunic! Tabmow's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/23 05:02:00] cornfeedhobo was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:30:07 from level 66.
[01/24/23 06:03:09] Pricey was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:25:19 towards level 64.
[01/24/23 06:04:33] Bluedog was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:27 towards level 69.
[01/24/23 06:12:13] DontEvenPeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:36 towards level 43.
[01/24/23 06:15:11] eising has dealt V a Critical Strike! 7 days, 03:35:59 is added to V's clock.
[01/24/23 07:30:49] SirBummelz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:20:23 towards level 65.
[01/24/23 07:42:10] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:59:55 towards level 68.
[01/24/23 07:57:17] confunctius has dealt zbe a Critical Strike! 3 days, 03:51:38 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/24/23 08:24:16] DownAndUp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:26:27 towards level 64.
[01/24/23 09:02:01] Thorael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:21:18 towards level 73.
[01/24/23 09:14:12] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:15 towards level 70.
[01/24/23 09:20:17] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:39 towards level 47.
[01/24/23 10:27:49] misha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:33 towards level 75.
[01/24/23 10:46:26] muirrum found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:23:12 towards level 58.
[01/24/23 11:04:17] tsr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:45 towards level 69.
[01/24/23 11:09:09] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:35:57 towards level 72.
[01/24/23 12:03:05] caeli discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:18 towards level 74.
[01/24/23 12:41:16] Tangles slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Tangles's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/24/23 13:09:49] spex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:25 towards level 72.
[01/24/23 13:33:34] talisein fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:22:33 from level 74.
[01/24/23 13:48:59] Kurenai has dealt AlexS a Critical Strike! 8 days, 04:56:41 is added to AlexS's clock.
[01/24/23 14:00:31] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:39 towards level 73.
[01/24/23 14:11:10] achin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:25 towards level 61.
[01/24/23 15:13:12] Nuae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:04:40 towards level 63.
[01/24/23 16:42:02] bg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:12:51 towards level 75.
[01/24/23 16:49:57] Pinkman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:12 towards level 69.
[01/24/23 16:58:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on simple's tunic! simple's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/23 18:05:47] crysis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:13:37 towards level 65.
[01/24/23 18:37:30] bsleep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:59 towards level 70.
[01/24/23 18:50:41] Togra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:07:50 towards level 70.
[01/24/23 19:26:15] Lnk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:12:08 towards level 78.
[01/24/23 19:48:07] io was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:46:25 from level 78.
[01/24/23 20:25:03] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:17:09 towards level 76.
[01/24/23 23:33:16] Drin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:12 towards level 68.
[01/24/23 23:52:48] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:43:02 towards level 67.
[01/24/23 23:56:46] Khorne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:50:36 towards level 76.
[01/25/23 00:17:38] Puff hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:04:00 towards level 73.
[01/25/23 00:36:09] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:09:22 towards level 75.
[01/25/23 00:48:57] h00k fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:48:15 from level 53.
[01/25/23 00:51:15] DontEvenPeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:17 towards level 44.
[01/25/23 01:29:45] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:12:57 towards level 73.
[01/25/23 02:06:48] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:09:36 from level 72.
[01/25/23 02:21:49] Clarth found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:55 towards level 42.
[01/25/23 02:25:58] Techman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:49:17 towards level 75.
[01/25/23 02:43:05] Ankhers's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Ankhers's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/25/23 03:49:23] enteral caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:44:36 towards level 61.
[01/25/23 03:59:52] scumola tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:28:11 towards level 69.
[01/25/23 05:20:30] Wolf reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Wolf's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/23 06:23:37] BastelBot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:40:47 towards level 73.
[01/25/23 06:28:51] blabber discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:09 towards level 71.
[01/25/23 09:23:57] caeli's charm ate a bolt of lightning! caeli's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/23 09:36:33] bsleep was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:31:11 from level 70.
[01/25/23 10:36:03] Fehu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:38:15 towards level 65.
[01/25/23 11:00:13] Crazycatlady met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:30:07 from level 72.
[01/25/23 11:46:20] Forud discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:22:20 towards level 72.
[01/25/23 12:02:30] \dev\ice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:38 towards level 49.
[01/25/23 12:26:17] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:01:23 towards level 67.
[01/25/23 14:32:06] SuzakuMedli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:37:57 towards level 56.
[01/25/23 14:54:26] Acolarh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:11:22 from level 72.
[01/25/23 15:05:52] t3chn0's charm ate a bolt of lightning! t3chn0's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/23 15:28:11] The local wizard imbued Gorek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Gorek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/23 15:37:40] tomgus1 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:20 towards level 50.
[01/25/23 15:41:05] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:19 towards level 69.
[01/25/23 16:27:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gradator's tunic! gradator's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/23 16:36:44] bg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:30:38 from level 75.
[01/25/23 17:14:14] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:26:53 towards level 65.
[01/25/23 18:38:27] freeboson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:51:40 towards level 73.
[01/25/23 19:13:56] sky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:04 towards level 71.
[01/25/23 19:36:24] kptr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:13:48 towards level 72.
[01/25/23 19:55:19] EddieT137 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:13:26 from level 66.
[01/25/23 20:23:24] confunctius bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:02 towards level 50.
[01/25/23 20:29:01] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:46:53 towards level 69.
[01/25/23 22:08:55] Misza was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:01:35 from level 69.
[01/25/23 23:36:38] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:44 towards level 76.
[01/25/23 23:46:06] washclof was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:48:25 from level 77.
[01/26/23 00:37:48] The local wizard imbued LeD's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! LeD's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/26/23 01:11:21] Zaratustra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:41:05 from level 67.
[01/26/23 02:13:53] Berserker was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:53 towards level 52.
[01/26/23 02:34:00] _sh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! _sh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/26/23 03:30:15] solarsparq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:33:34 towards level 61.
[01/26/23 04:34:45] ufo-piloot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:54:07 from level 53.
[01/26/23 06:38:39] DownAndUp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:13 towards level 64.
[01/26/23 06:56:19] AlexS gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:16:08 towards level 67.
[01/26/23 07:05:12] aqsd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:55:22 towards level 72.
[01/26/23 07:15:41] Reilly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:54:00 towards level 62.
[01/26/23 07:46:59] Wam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:10:37 towards level 66.
[01/26/23 07:54:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on unicron's tunic! unicron's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/26/23 08:06:56] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:49:00 towards level 71.
[01/26/23 08:16:19] tsr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:32:26 towards level 69.
[01/26/23 08:42:40] wollu was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:30:24 from level 48.
[01/26/23 08:55:25] megubyte discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:30:37 towards level 66.
[01/26/23 09:57:49] idlegood was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:21:49 from level 64.
[01/26/23 10:03:08] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:45:39 towards level 68.
[01/26/23 10:39:21] io was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:37:13 from level 78.
[01/26/23 11:08:27] Silvanus_Betrium bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:43:35 towards level 68.
[01/26/23 11:22:00] Puff walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:32:49 from level 73.
[01/26/23 11:46:56] pfoley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:22 towards level 69.
[01/26/23 12:06:21] brycec bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:24 towards level 68.
[01/26/23 12:21:18] Sombra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:58:31 towards level 76.
[01/26/23 12:39:58] gdm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:28 from level 60.
[01/26/23 12:46:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Yarosh's tunic! Yarosh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/26/23 12:58:44] SirNeo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:31:01 towards level 58.
[01/26/23 13:16:52] AlexS caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:18:45 towards level 67.
[01/26/23 13:24:15] tomgus1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:44 towards level 50.
[01/26/23 13:53:27] SirBummelz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:09:27 towards level 65.
[01/26/23 14:04:57] DontEvenPeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:01 towards level 44.
[01/26/23 14:25:44] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:09:54 towards level 73.
[01/26/23 14:33:22] Stevland was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:00:18 from level 70.
[01/26/23 15:34:07] Sherpard2 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:05:18 towards level 65.
[01/26/23 17:08:32] Sombra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:02 towards level 76.
[01/26/23 17:28:54] vegadark ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:11:05 from level 74.
[01/26/23 18:04:48] RussellB met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:18:12 from level 71.
[01/26/23 18:22:58] bsleep was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:42:16 from level 70.
[01/26/23 18:54:49] Theleveler was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:49:27 from level 76.
[01/26/23 19:12:32] keepermurph ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:24:26 from level 58.
[01/26/23 19:44:57] The local wizard imbued jacob1's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jacob1's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/26/23 19:57:22] pants reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pants's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/26/23 20:15:07] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:30:17 towards level 72.
[01/26/23 20:39:40] Wam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:55:26 towards level 66.
[01/26/23 21:23:31] Bolded ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:17:15 from level 67.
[01/26/23 22:04:46] vectr0n found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:47 towards level 63.
[01/26/23 22:16:49] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:53 towards level 72.
[01/26/23 22:25:08] SpaceCowboyNeo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:16 towards level 39.
[01/26/23 22:30:39] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:17 towards level 77.
[01/26/23 23:11:48] vegadark ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:57:40 from level 74.
[01/26/23 23:28:36] sam has dealt wollu a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:59:41 is added to wollu's clock.
[01/27/23 00:00:45] Yarosh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:28:24 from level 71.
[01/27/23 00:23:24] h00k fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:54 from level 53.
[01/27/23 01:23:19] Paganel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:07:36 towards level 72.
[01/27/23 01:37:40] crank hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:58:34 towards level 75.
[01/27/23 02:00:51] hdm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:05 from level 76.
[01/27/23 02:19:13] soltys was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:16:53 from level 75.
[01/27/23 02:39:44] binaryhermit got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:18:27 from level 56.
[01/27/23 03:04:28] bookworm's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bookworm's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/23 04:38:56] enteral was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:41:17 from level 61.
[01/27/23 04:52:17] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:59:37 towards level 77.
[01/27/23 06:21:34] thornrag has dealt MadMan a Critical Strike! 6 days, 17:49:22 is added to MadMan's clock.
[01/27/23 06:28:21] BastelBot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:24:22 towards level 73.
[01/27/23 06:41:33] soltys was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:24:41 from level 75.
[01/27/23 06:53:56] rawgreaze was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:19:17 from level 66.
[01/27/23 08:34:49] d4n13L was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:07:24 from level 73.
[01/27/23 09:12:54] \dev\ice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:01 towards level 50.
[01/27/23 09:54:15] Yarosh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:34 towards level 71.
[01/27/23 09:58:52] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:40 towards level 77.
[01/27/23 10:22:51] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:17:22 towards level 78.
[01/27/23 10:27:40] wollu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:38 towards level 48.
[01/27/23 10:52:06] Nysdar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:50:30 towards level 63.
[01/27/23 12:04:46] kzootech has dealt t3chn0 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:49:59 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[01/27/23 12:08:02] Togra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:28:58 towards level 70.
[01/27/23 12:17:16] jayvee fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:29:05 from level 72.
[01/27/23 13:11:39] brycec ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:32:24 from level 68.
[01/27/23 13:17:49] Tabmow walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:24:22 from level 64.
[01/27/23 14:43:19] Cockatrice was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:51:00 from level 62.
[01/27/23 14:57:40] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:36:43 towards level 75.
[01/27/23 15:19:11] buzel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buzel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/23 15:30:41] thornrag fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:21:50 from level 72.
[01/27/23 15:56:26] crysis fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:46:48 from level 65.
[01/27/23 16:25:17] damyan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:11:01 towards level 69.
[01/27/23 16:41:36] CompanionCube was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:47:02 towards level 74.
[01/27/23 16:44:19] AlinConstantin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:59 towards level 52.
[01/27/23 16:53:26] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:31 towards level 69.
[01/27/23 17:50:42] "\@_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:00:07 towards level 73.
[01/27/23 17:55:28] Lenny_ walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:47 from level 61.
[01/27/23 18:26:16] gusto was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:58 towards level 56.
[01/27/23 19:06:40] Covid-19 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:52 towards level 71.
[01/27/23 19:15:18] enteral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:58:34 towards level 61.
[01/27/23 19:29:18] bsleep got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:43 towards level 70.
[01/27/23 21:07:36] SirNeo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:10:02 towards level 58.
[01/27/23 21:08:36] Covid-19's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Covid-19's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/23 21:10:25] ToHellWithGA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:03:40 towards level 74.
[01/27/23 21:52:48] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:43 towards level 74.
[01/27/23 22:07:24] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:42:14 towards level 72.
[01/27/23 22:27:52] Pinkman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:49:24 towards level 69.
[01/27/23 22:31:47] StalkR caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:09:36 towards level 72.
[01/27/23 22:58:56] LeD ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:17:00 from level 63.
[01/27/23 23:18:06] Nysdar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Nysdar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/23 23:21:07] cornfeedhobo was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:32:23 from level 66.
[01/28/23 00:07:46] jayvee was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:32:38 from level 72.
[01/28/23 00:09:56] DontEvenPeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:16 towards level 44.
[01/28/23 00:42:53] TimeWarp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:45:09 towards level 62.
[01/28/23 00:48:03] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:16:01 towards level 73.
[01/28/23 00:57:17] wollu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:51 towards level 48.
[01/28/23 01:13:11] idlegood found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:01 towards level 64.
[01/28/23 02:00:37] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:30:07 towards level 76.
[01/28/23 02:19:53] caeli tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:05:39 towards level 75.
[01/28/23 02:37:21] CrashOverride discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:16:24 towards level 76.
[01/28/23 03:37:22] Reilly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:32:20 from level 62.
[01/28/23 03:57:18] misha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:13:43 towards level 76.
[01/28/23 03:59:48] wollu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:29 towards level 48.
[01/28/23 04:35:59] Puff fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:28:21 from level 73.
[01/28/23 04:39:36] tomhek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:32:14 from level 72.
[01/28/23 05:09:07] canton7 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:32:51 towards level 71.
[01/28/23 05:20:37] Tabmow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:11:05 towards level 65.
[01/28/23 05:52:16] nowz was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:25:32 from level 53.
[01/28/23 06:27:47] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:06:53 towards level 72.
[01/28/23 07:07:59] Tabmow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:39:18 towards level 65.
[01/28/23 07:10:35] yNos had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:41:19 towards level 67.
[01/28/23 07:16:06] Affliction was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:09:58 from level 73.
[01/28/23 07:19:01] ufo-piloot reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ufo-piloot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/23 07:59:15] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:30:19 towards level 72.
[01/28/23 07:59:33] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:45:26 towards level 67.
[01/28/23 08:17:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MetaNova's tunic! MetaNova's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/23 09:02:25] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:08:44 towards level 68.
[01/28/23 10:24:47] zifnab06 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:31 towards level 69.
[01/28/23 10:55:32] idlegood got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:16 towards level 64.
[01/28/23 12:35:23] shikhin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:58:31 towards level 74.
[01/28/23 12:45:58] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:02 towards level 67.
[01/28/23 13:17:26] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:22:53 towards level 73.
[01/28/23 13:45:31] Sherpard2 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:21:08 from level 65.
[01/28/23 13:53:24] Bolded found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:28 towards level 67.
[01/28/23 13:53:54] elf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! elf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/23 14:13:17] DownAndUp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:32:33 from level 64.
[01/28/23 14:24:52] Gorek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Gorek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/23 14:32:53] wille caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:42 towards level 59.
[01/28/23 16:11:02] Destruia found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:28:28 towards level 69.
[01/28/23 16:55:11] V walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:48:28 from level 73.
[01/28/23 17:23:50] bananaboat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:50:47 from level 74.
[01/28/23 17:33:46] buzel ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:49:05 from level 75.
[01/28/23 17:57:10] pants tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:57:53 towards level 73.
[01/28/23 18:36:32] Kurenai tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:25:48 towards level 63.
[01/28/23 19:38:44] Drin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:34:43 from level 69.
[01/28/23 19:40:32] why-are-you-here was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:43 towards level 29.
[01/28/23 19:48:13] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:48:45 towards level 78.
[01/28/23 19:54:44] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:52:59 towards level 66.
[01/28/23 20:11:05] gusto had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:28 towards level 56.
[01/28/23 20:12:20] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:39:49 towards level 75.
[01/28/23 20:31:42] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:03:39 towards level 73.
[01/28/23 21:00:00] JamCow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:39:51 towards level 73.
[01/28/23 21:20:37] Puff reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Puff's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/23 21:26:05] why-are-you-here found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:41 towards level 29.
[01/28/23 22:07:19] Omega had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:37 towards level 68.
[01/28/23 22:45:18] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:45:48 towards level 78.
[01/28/23 22:59:00] Lenny_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:05 towards level 61.
[01/28/23 23:15:19] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:46:47 towards level 69.
[01/28/23 23:31:37] Misza caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:40 towards level 69.
[01/29/23 00:39:56] wollu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:58 towards level 48.
[01/29/23 01:01:12] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:33:25 towards level 74.
[01/29/23 01:16:45] enteral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:09:18 towards level 61.
[01/29/23 02:06:25] fstrelok reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! fstrelok's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/23 03:01:26] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:29:40 towards level 72.
[01/29/23 03:09:33] bg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:30 towards level 75.
[01/29/23 03:26:19] caeli found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:47:39 towards level 75.
[01/29/23 03:49:38] tomhek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:09:07 towards level 72.
[01/29/23 04:31:28] nowz reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nowz's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/23 04:35:14] why-are-you-here tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:52 towards level 30.
[01/29/23 04:50:30] heisenbug burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! heisenbug's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/29/23 05:02:24] vectr0n hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:37 towards level 64.
[01/29/23 05:47:08] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:46:18 from level 78.
[01/29/23 05:51:32] Pricey's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Pricey's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/29/23 06:27:03] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:35:38 towards level 76.
[01/29/23 07:18:58] Tenedos was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:42:46 from level 66.
[01/29/23 07:25:26] xbill walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:33:31 from level 80.
[01/29/23 07:52:52] CrashOverride was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:10:32 from level 76.
[01/29/23 08:40:00] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:44:48 towards level 75.
[01/29/23 08:46:28] anarcat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:32 towards level 76.
[01/29/23 09:29:10] Puff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:00:18 towards level 73.
[01/29/23 09:29:43] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:47:26 towards level 71.
[01/29/23 10:34:47] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:27 towards level 76.
[01/29/23 11:02:04] CompanionCube gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:36:23 towards level 74.
[01/29/23 11:15:01] fstrelok was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:52:47 from level 61.
[01/29/23 11:29:31] dyvonna bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:49 towards level 65.
[01/29/23 11:37:36] achin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:44 towards level 61.
[01/29/23 11:43:46] Bluedog was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:06 towards level 69.
[01/29/23 12:25:12] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:58 towards level 71.
[01/29/23 13:23:23] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:10 towards level 72.
[01/29/23 14:47:29] wille was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:43 towards level 59.
[01/29/23 15:11:42] Lnk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:01 towards level 78.
[01/29/23 15:29:26] Kurenai slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Kurenai's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/29/23 15:32:41] Platonides ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:08:12 from level 67.
[01/29/23 15:58:58] damyan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:49 towards level 69.
[01/29/23 16:07:39] fstrelok found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:14:24 towards level 61.
[01/29/23 17:14:49] Gangsterish discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:29 towards level 33.
[01/29/23 17:40:03] Khorne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:33:32 towards level 76.
[01/29/23 17:59:25] muirrum discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:04:28 towards level 58.
[01/29/23 19:16:32] tomhek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:54:01 towards level 72.
[01/29/23 19:31:11] bg slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/29/23 19:37:14] _sh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:55:35 towards level 76.
[01/29/23 20:39:27] eising was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:34:13 from level 74.
[01/29/23 20:49:35] pfoley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:56:51 towards level 70.
[01/29/23 21:20:20] zifnab06 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:58 towards level 69.
[01/29/23 21:40:33] wollu was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:30:12 from level 49.
[01/29/23 21:46:55] pfoley was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:11:45 from level 70.
[01/29/23 22:55:21] yano's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! yano's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/30/23 00:31:48] Tenedos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:37 towards level 66.
[01/30/23 00:42:17] EddieT137 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:46:57 towards level 66.
[01/30/23 00:51:28] CrashOverride was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:26:08 from level 76.
[01/30/23 00:58:28] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:34:26 towards level 73.
[01/30/23 01:19:41] ZOTTA's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ZOTTA's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/23 03:01:06] Zaratustra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:45:21 from level 67.
[01/30/23 03:05:54] achin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:15:56 towards level 62.
[01/30/23 03:08:28] hdm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:22:43 from level 77.
[01/30/23 03:24:02] HeavyPodda was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:11:08 from level 70.
[01/30/23 04:19:12] jayvee found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:25 towards level 72.
[01/30/23 04:45:08] Nysdar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:45 towards level 63.
[01/30/23 05:41:34] Nuae spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Nuae's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/30/23 06:23:27] Alarien was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:55:08 towards level 69.
[01/30/23 06:28:25] The local wizard imbued zbe's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zbe's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/23 07:30:28] postikana's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! postikana's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/30/23 08:16:40] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:57:03 towards level 68.
[01/30/23 08:39:27] BastelBot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:03:54 from level 73.
[01/30/23 08:55:54] The local wizard imbued Destruia's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Destruia's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/23 09:37:12] Lord255 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:10:35 from level 74.
[01/30/23 09:39:12] Omega hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:25 towards level 68.
[01/30/23 09:46:13] dyvonna ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:57:40 from level 65.
[01/30/23 10:15:52] Wolf's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Wolf's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/30/23 10:54:42] Sherpard2 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:43 towards level 65.
[01/30/23 11:20:29] EddieT137 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:53:59 towards level 66.
[01/30/23 11:26:30] Puff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:21:36 towards level 73.
[01/30/23 13:14:04] Destruia's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Destruia's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/23 13:20:20] bg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:12 towards level 75.
[01/30/23 14:17:26] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:43:25 towards level 73.
[01/30/23 14:26:26] CrashOverride hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:46:13 towards level 76.
[01/30/23 14:42:11] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:16:44 towards level 70.
[01/30/23 15:16:57] dwfreed was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:59:17 from level 77.
[01/30/23 15:53:55] muirrum met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:51:20 from level 58.
[01/30/23 16:13:59] DownAndUp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:48 towards level 64.
[01/30/23 18:17:18] Tenedos found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:55 towards level 66.
[01/30/23 19:18:11] aqsd has dealt Ganonk a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:27:22 is added to Ganonk's clock.
[01/30/23 19:32:41] gildarts met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:11:11 from level 69.
[01/30/23 19:59:28] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:30:54 towards level 73.
[01/30/23 20:08:15] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:16:50 towards level 65.
[01/30/23 20:58:10] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:33:54 towards level 76.
[01/30/23 21:27:55] tmberg spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! tmberg's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/30/23 22:32:19] vectr0n was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:18:01 from level 64.
[01/30/23 22:41:09] LeD's charm ate a bolt of lightning! LeD's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/23 23:12:09] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:14:39 towards level 75.
[01/30/23 23:34:11] Khorne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:47 towards level 76.
[01/30/23 23:38:45] sky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:04:44 towards level 72.
[01/30/23 23:48:26] Misza gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:29:37 towards level 70.
[01/30/23 23:52:44] Alarien was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:06:44 from level 69.
[01/31/23 00:06:17] crysis was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:47:54 from level 65.
[01/31/23 01:13:26] sky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:24:47 towards level 72.
[01/31/23 02:01:00] Destruia's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Destruia's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/23 02:14:15] Bluedog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:54 towards level 69.
[01/31/23 02:24:54] gegenschein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:40:50 towards level 70.
[01/31/23 02:32:38] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/23 02:36:17] Asara hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:55 towards level 74.
[01/31/23 03:00:06] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:42:48 towards level 70.
[01/31/23 03:05:46] freeboson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:51:17 towards level 73.
[01/31/23 03:28:42] DownAndUp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:33 towards level 64.
[01/31/23 03:41:09] Algernon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:25:38 from level 72.
[01/31/23 04:22:39] \dev\ice found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:45 towards level 50.
[01/31/23 04:52:57] hdm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:42:16 towards level 77.
[01/31/23 05:28:25] herald was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:35 towards level 64.
[01/31/23 05:50:36] V spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! V's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/31/23 06:09:51] Ecko was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:25:39 from level 66.
[01/31/23 06:35:49] Kurenai ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:35:55 from level 63.
[01/31/23 06:41:14] ToHellWithGA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:27 towards level 74.
[01/31/23 06:43:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Covid-19's tunic! Covid-19's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/23 06:57:50] solarsparq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:44:40 towards level 61.
[01/31/23 07:58:26] sc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:25:29 towards level 76.
[01/31/23 08:02:27] thornrag walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:29:58 from level 72.
[01/31/23 08:20:37] Cirdan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:19:37 towards level 75.
[01/31/23 08:24:50] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:23:19 towards level 76.
[01/31/23 09:37:00] Bluedog found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:22 towards level 69.
[01/31/23 09:37:15] megubyte bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:43:07 towards level 66.
[01/31/23 09:39:25] Tabmow got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:27:41 from level 65.
[01/31/23 09:42:43] Ecko met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:09:01 from level 66.
[01/31/23 12:04:52] Fehu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:30 towards level 65.
[01/31/23 12:29:11] solarsparq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! solarsparq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/23 12:40:23] caeli was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:08:23 from level 75.
[01/31/23 13:33:02] \dev\ice walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:12 from level 50.
[01/31/23 14:27:43] Omega was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:45 towards level 68.
[01/31/23 15:43:11] Cirdan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:56:45 from level 75.
[01/31/23 16:54:07] wille found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:46 towards level 59.
[01/31/23 17:16:42] Nysdar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:16:49 towards level 63.
[01/31/23 18:23:16] KingPimpCommand found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:52 towards level 39.
[01/31/23 18:48:14] yano found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:05 towards level 72.
[01/31/23 19:13:41] Tangles tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:44:43 towards level 70.
[01/31/23 19:44:57] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:47:48 towards level 76.
[01/31/23 19:52:43] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:15:24 towards level 75.
[01/31/23 20:31:39] ToHellWithGA's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ToHellWithGA's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/23 20:47:03] GilbertErik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:07 towards level 68.
[01/31/23 21:18:28] confunctius tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:35 towards level 51.
[01/31/23 21:24:11] Tenedos bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:34:03 towards level 66.
[01/31/23 22:13:41] Omega was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:31:01 from level 68.
[01/31/23 22:50:55] ttrs gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:21 towards level 44.
[01/31/23 22:59:17] Kurenai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:39:26 towards level 63.
[01/31/23 23:08:55] Thorael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:40:27 towards level 73.
[01/31/23 23:25:13] Gangsterish was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:24 towards level 34.
[02/01/23 00:00:24] Techman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:27:03 towards level 75.
[02/01/23 00:05:10] Lnk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:35:40 from level 78.
[02/01/23 01:20:16] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:21:30 towards level 73.
[02/01/23 01:26:11] Ganonk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:47 from level 53.
[02/01/23 01:32:24] Covid-19 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:16:51 from level 72.
[02/01/23 01:54:44] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:26 towards level 69.
[02/01/23 02:15:08] TimeWarp met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:33:47 from level 62.
[02/01/23 02:21:40] Minus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:14:37 towards level 63.
[02/01/23 02:40:38] The local wizard imbued brycec's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! brycec's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/23 03:27:09] Puff was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:42:00 from level 73.
[02/01/23 04:00:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on caeli's tunic! caeli's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/23 04:34:21] The local wizard imbued CornFly's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CornFly's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/23 04:44:41] Acolarh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:07 towards level 73.
[02/01/23 05:35:42] Togra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:35:49 towards level 70.
[02/01/23 05:57:41] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:52 towards level 68.
[02/01/23 06:23:46] SuzakuMedli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:20 towards level 56.
[02/01/23 06:32:24] buzel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:27:26 towards level 75.
[02/01/23 09:03:18] DownAndUp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:12:21 from level 65.
[02/01/23 09:13:29] bobvador was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:48:21 towards level 73.
[02/01/23 10:45:36] HellSpawn slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! HellSpawn's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/23 11:52:26] Tenedos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:45:01 towards level 66.
[02/01/23 11:58:37] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:43 towards level 72.
[02/01/23 12:15:13] buzel burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! buzel's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/23 13:49:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Minus's tunic! Minus's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/23 13:50:28] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:04:55 towards level 65.
[02/01/23 14:48:12] judahnator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:10:25 towards level 58.
[02/01/23 15:52:18] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:28:51 towards level 72.
[02/01/23 17:06:54] ahmubashshir was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:36:05 from level 62.
[02/01/23 18:02:27] hdm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:22:51 from level 77.
[02/01/23 18:12:35] zwindl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:06 towards level 30.
[02/01/23 18:31:23] StalkR caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:51:17 towards level 72.
[02/01/23 18:38:36] scumola discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:57:07 towards level 69.
[02/01/23 19:29:11] Cirdan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:31 towards level 75.
[02/01/23 20:28:14] KindOne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:34:09 towards level 67.
[02/01/23 20:32:36] thornrag slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! thornrag's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/23 21:26:32] tsr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tsr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/23 21:54:26] GRIZZLYMAN was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:19 towards level 49.
[02/01/23 22:29:34] Kachin slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Kachin's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/23 22:36:26] KingPimpCommand was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:14 from level 40.
[02/01/23 23:08:54] Chuck burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Chuck's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/23 23:26:19] eising found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:39 towards level 74.
[02/01/23 23:31:47] KingPimpCommand caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:27 towards level 40.
[02/02/23 00:17:24] vectr0n found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:43 towards level 64.
[02/02/23 00:48:15] gegenschein bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:22:03 towards level 70.
[02/02/23 01:29:36] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:12:12 towards level 74.
[02/02/23 01:37:58] elf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:31:02 towards level 75.
[02/02/23 01:58:53] Misza ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:25:36 from level 70.
[02/02/23 02:31:26] TauPan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:19:08 from level 64.
[02/02/23 03:06:39] Lnk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:01 towards level 78.
[02/02/23 03:40:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on enteral's tunic! enteral's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/23 04:09:27] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:21:08 from level 75.
[02/02/23 04:24:29] enteral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:44 towards level 61.
[02/02/23 04:24:47] ChowderKeg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ChowderKeg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/23 05:36:25] Luca's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Luca's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/23 05:40:05] MetaNova bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:32:53 towards level 73.
[02/02/23 06:11:14] Wolf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:10:04 towards level 75.
[02/02/23 06:15:20] elf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:11:34 from level 75.
[02/02/23 06:21:09] TauPan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TauPan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/23 06:21:18] contyk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:28:35 towards level 59.
[02/02/23 06:57:44] laama was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:41:54 towards level 72.
[02/02/23 07:14:11] TheSilentLink had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:26 towards level 65.
[02/02/23 07:18:42] allo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:20:37 towards level 75.
[02/02/23 08:02:51] bsleep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:03:53 towards level 71.
[02/02/23 08:53:00] wowbagger tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:25 towards level 54.
[02/02/23 09:04:03] Stevland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:54:16 towards level 70.
[02/02/23 09:06:39] gradator was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:40:35 from level 73.
[02/02/23 09:26:19] Silvanus_Betrium was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:52:40 towards level 68.
[02/02/23 09:28:13] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:02 towards level 74.
[02/02/23 09:34:59] binaryhermit was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:13:49 towards level 56.
[02/02/23 10:15:49] Thorael met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:18:34 from level 73.
[02/02/23 10:21:15] CornFly has dealt kzootech a Critical Strike! 4 days, 08:53:26 is added to kzootech's clock.
[02/02/23 12:28:38] The local wizard imbued elf's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! elf's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/23 12:48:06] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:36 towards level 76.
[02/02/23 13:01:09] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:22:54 towards level 75.
[02/02/23 13:01:39] MadMan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:24:23 from level 71.
[02/02/23 13:21:37] GRIZZLYMAN met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:29:22 from level 49.
[02/02/23 14:01:11] Luca discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:42 towards level 40.
[02/02/23 14:02:41] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:49 towards level 74.
[02/02/23 14:33:41] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 13:09:43 towards level 73.
[02/02/23 16:16:50] Lenny_ walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:59:48 from level 62.
[02/02/23 17:29:34] Gangsterish caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:38 towards level 35.
[02/02/23 17:39:48] eising was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:06 from level 74.
[02/02/23 18:36:57] anarcat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:35:47 from level 76.
[02/02/23 18:42:58] Faradome was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:30:51 towards level 60.
[02/02/23 18:44:11] Asara slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Asara's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/02/23 18:50:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SirBummelz's tunic! SirBummelz's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/23 18:52:00] bobvador was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:53:29 towards level 73.
[02/02/23 19:07:54] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:18 towards level 76.
[02/02/23 19:16:11] BastelBot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:27:09 towards level 73.
[02/02/23 19:46:50] RussellB ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:05:48 from level 72.
[02/02/23 20:22:53] Luca ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:07 from level 40.
[02/02/23 20:53:27] wollu was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:49 from level 49.
[02/02/23 20:56:16] "\@_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:03:27 towards level 73.
[02/02/23 21:35:18] Togra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:44 towards level 70.
[02/02/23 22:11:50] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:39:22 towards level 75.
[02/02/23 22:23:34] GRIZZLYMAN was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:49 from level 49.
[02/02/23 23:30:42] Nuae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:00:25 towards level 63.
[02/03/23 00:52:46] RanTanRan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:53 towards level 48.
[02/03/23 01:11:38] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 13:28:08 towards level 73.
[02/03/23 01:47:15] Cockatrice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:28:05 towards level 62.
[02/03/23 02:21:01] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:02:28 towards level 71.
[02/03/23 02:28:00] Fehu reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fehu's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/23 03:55:43] \dev\ice hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:36 towards level 51.
[02/03/23 03:56:07] Kurenai had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:33:48 towards level 63.
[02/03/23 04:23:22] Minus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:40:38 towards level 63.
[02/03/23 04:45:53] why-are-you-here found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:37 towards level 35.
[02/03/23 04:57:28] Cirdan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:55 towards level 75.
[02/03/23 05:18:24] signofzeta discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:30:30 towards level 67.
[02/03/23 06:17:59] EddieT137 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:41:54 towards level 66.
[02/03/23 07:11:00] Asara was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:05 towards level 74.
[02/03/23 07:21:20] rawgreaze caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:03:01 towards level 66.
[02/03/23 07:35:44] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:01:40 towards level 76.
[02/03/23 07:53:17] Algernon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:50:14 towards level 72.
[02/03/23 09:52:31] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:25:00 towards level 73.
[02/03/23 09:53:01] mordac met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:37:40 from level 73.
[02/03/23 09:54:10] ion was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:43:03 from level 78.
[02/03/23 11:09:44] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:22:07 towards level 73.
[02/03/23 11:45:24] kinus ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:01:45 from level 67.
[02/03/23 11:47:00] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:35:06 from level 73.
[02/03/23 12:24:16] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:23 towards level 68.
[02/03/23 12:42:50] kinus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:46:02 towards level 67.
[02/03/23 14:27:30] HellSpawn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:47:38 towards level 71.
[02/03/23 15:54:54] Dan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:13:29 from level 50.
[02/03/23 16:01:14] Fenrik fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:42:06 from level 73.
[02/03/23 16:07:33] Theleveler hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:16 towards level 76.
[02/03/23 16:09:18] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:21 towards level 72.
[02/03/23 16:49:24] Psilocybe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:39 towards level 73.
[02/03/23 17:16:10] Luca met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:06 from level 41.
[02/03/23 17:16:16] dyvonna walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:28:19 from level 65.
[02/03/23 18:13:01] pants was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:31:43 towards level 73.
[02/03/23 18:21:03] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:33 towards level 76.
[02/03/23 19:07:31] The local wizard imbued vadas's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! vadas's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/23 19:29:41] scumola caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:01:35 towards level 69.
[02/03/23 19:53:01] EddieT137 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:44 towards level 66.
[02/03/23 21:42:47] nawcom was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:27:57 from level 68.
[02/03/23 21:44:38] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:00 towards level 77.
[02/03/23 22:24:44] ahmubashshir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:42 towards level 62.
[02/03/23 23:13:13] sky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:38:21 towards level 72.
[02/03/23 23:38:09] Clarth discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:30 towards level 45.
[02/03/23 23:42:13] nowz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:52:38 towards level 53.
[02/03/23 23:49:02] gusto was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:07 towards level 56.
[02/04/23 00:43:37] The local wizard imbued io's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! io's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/04/23 01:57:45] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:41 towards level 49.
[02/04/23 02:12:43] kinus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:31:48 towards level 67.
[02/04/23 03:17:45] bananaboat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:24:53 from level 74.
[02/04/23 03:29:02] Tabmow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:46:45 from level 65.
[02/04/23 03:36:09] zgrep was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:28:41 from level 61.
[02/04/23 03:57:16] kptr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:29:03 towards level 73.
[02/04/23 04:06:18] Drin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:52 towards level 69.
[02/04/23 05:01:27] Tenedos's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tenedos's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/04/23 05:31:03] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:30:51 towards level 72.
[02/04/23 06:06:18] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:55:42 towards level 69.
[02/04/23 06:29:59] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:00:46 towards level 74.
[02/04/23 06:31:59] judahnator had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:48:38 towards level 58.
[02/04/23 07:41:21] Paganel ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:13:07 from level 72.
[02/04/23 07:41:24] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:02:28 towards level 76.
[02/04/23 09:09:18] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:33:33 towards level 77.
[02/04/23 09:20:26] sc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:39 towards level 76.
[02/04/23 09:44:28] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:29:38 towards level 71.
[02/04/23 09:45:22] xbill got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:28 towards level 80.
[02/04/23 11:26:43] dwfreed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:55:05 towards level 77.
[02/04/23 12:03:57] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:33:16 towards level 73.
[02/04/23 12:11:32] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:23 towards level 69.
[02/04/23 12:51:10] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:15:30 towards level 76.
[02/04/23 13:13:54] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:56 towards level 68.
[02/04/23 13:36:58] gradator slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! gradator's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/04/23 13:40:37] LeD was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:40 towards level 63.
[02/04/23 13:47:21] megubyte was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:56:44 from level 66.
[02/04/23 16:00:44] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:06:49 towards level 65.
[02/04/23 16:03:11] heisenbug's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! heisenbug's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/04/23 16:22:30] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:55 towards level 71.
[02/04/23 16:48:59] confunctius walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:27:09 from level 51.
[02/04/23 17:12:36] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:44:49 towards level 68.
[02/04/23 17:22:12] idleevil was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:00 towards level 62.
[02/04/23 18:14:01] Ganonk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:24:35 towards level 54.
[02/04/23 18:57:09] Luca gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:59 towards level 41.
[02/04/23 19:17:02] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:53 towards level 73.
[02/04/23 20:01:27] cadfael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:55:53 towards level 68.
[02/04/23 20:36:08] Reilly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:12 towards level 62.
[02/04/23 21:04:10] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:44:24 towards level 75.
[02/04/23 21:55:29] Togra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:25:06 from level 70.
[02/04/23 21:57:00] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:32:22 towards level 70.
[02/04/23 22:45:40] crysis had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:48:13 towards level 65.
[02/04/23 22:53:06] Asara got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:51 towards level 74.
[02/04/23 23:19:59] ZOTTA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:17 towards level 64.
[02/04/23 23:24:03] TimeWarp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:35:18 from level 62.
[02/04/23 23:44:40] Dan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:48 towards level 50.
[02/04/23 23:54:42] tswsl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:41:31 towards level 74.
[02/04/23 23:58:13] anarcat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:25:42 from level 76.
[02/05/23 00:59:46] Gorek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Gorek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/23 01:02:56] adamus1red was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:35:39 from level 72.
[02/05/23 01:48:53] Ankhers had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:16 towards level 70.
[02/05/23 02:32:18] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:16:54 towards level 78.
[02/05/23 03:34:16] Theleveler found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:48 towards level 76.
[02/05/23 03:44:30] Aksej tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:48 towards level 69.
[02/05/23 03:47:25] bobvador found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:37:16 towards level 73.
[02/05/23 04:07:19] herald hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:09 towards level 64.
[02/05/23 04:59:51] KindOne got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:13:23 from level 67.
[02/05/23 05:05:34] CodeGeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:00:19 towards level 73.
[02/05/23 05:49:54] solarsparq was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:09:52 towards level 61.
[02/05/23 06:27:26] Crazycatlady tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:20:48 towards level 72.
[02/05/23 06:28:53] Finley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:22 towards level 62.
[02/05/23 06:29:59] dyvonna was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:30:01 from level 65.
[02/05/23 06:33:09] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:58:29 towards level 76.
[02/05/23 06:58:54] TheSilentLink caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:37:38 towards level 65.
[02/05/23 08:30:39] kenyon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:55:24 from level 74.
[02/05/23 08:47:34] The local wizard imbued Stevland's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Stevland's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/23 09:19:56] idlegood hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:39 towards level 64.
[02/05/23 10:32:21] DownAndUp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:47:51 towards level 65.
[02/05/23 10:35:55] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:25:27 towards level 70.
[02/05/23 10:40:59] caeli ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:11:17 from level 75.
[02/05/23 10:47:24] herald was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:30 towards level 64.
[02/05/23 10:48:57] AlinConstantin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:07 towards level 53.
[02/05/23 11:31:51] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:31 towards level 71.
[02/05/23 11:33:39] Bolded found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:33:37 towards level 68.
[02/05/23 12:08:45] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:54 towards level 68.
[02/05/23 13:36:32] io was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:01:51 from level 78.
[02/05/23 14:31:49] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:12:30 towards level 76.
[02/05/23 14:47:16] tswsl ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:50 from level 74.
[02/05/23 15:01:58] Destruia ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:43:15 from level 69.
[02/05/23 15:03:47] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:44:48 towards level 76.
[02/05/23 15:11:48] blabber found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:34:34 towards level 72.
[02/05/23 15:15:25] Theleveler was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:08:16 from level 76.
[02/05/23 16:00:36] wille found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:57:12 towards level 60.
[02/05/23 17:02:18] contyk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:38 towards level 59.
[02/05/23 17:36:19] Gangsterish was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:30:36 from level 37.
[02/05/23 18:19:13] Kachin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:25 towards level 69.
[02/05/23 18:21:52] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:29 towards level 75.
[02/05/23 18:38:22] bookworm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:27:14 towards level 69.
[02/05/23 19:05:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MetaNova's tunic! MetaNova's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/23 19:37:34] hax404 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:07 towards level 72.
[02/05/23 19:40:40] achin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! achin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/23 20:19:48] Comnenus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:45 towards level 50.
[02/05/23 21:13:20] jacquesssss was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:39 towards level 44.
[02/05/23 21:24:01] thornrag ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:09:52 from level 72.
[02/05/23 21:41:29] TauPan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:47:55 from level 65.
[02/05/23 23:07:28] jacquesssss was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:14 towards level 44.
[02/06/23 00:24:29] idleevil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:44 towards level 62.
[02/06/23 02:03:55] Minus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Minus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/06/23 02:17:12] kinus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:31:23 towards level 67.
[02/06/23 02:45:24] herald burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! herald's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/06/23 02:52:04] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:18:39 towards level 54.
[02/06/23 03:21:01] Kurenai's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kurenai's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/06/23 03:36:34] Ankhers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:30 towards level 70.
[02/06/23 03:40:55] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:34:12 from level 73.
[02/06/23 04:00:09] Psilocybe ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:53:38 from level 74.
[02/06/23 04:38:28] laama was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:04:09 towards level 72.
[02/06/23 04:42:11] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:15 towards level 76.
[02/06/23 04:47:45] spex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:31:37 towards level 73.
[02/06/23 05:02:19] cornfeedhobo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:42:37 from level 66.
[02/06/23 05:24:20] GRIZZLYMAN tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:34 towards level 50.
[02/06/23 06:07:08] postikana found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:53:48 towards level 67.
[02/06/23 06:58:04] laama hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:37:09 towards level 72.
[02/06/23 07:58:27] V's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! V's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/06/23 08:04:13] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:53:33 towards level 73.
[02/06/23 08:31:51] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:50 towards level 73.
[02/06/23 08:42:56] DontEvenPeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:06 towards level 46.
[02/06/23 08:43:29] jacquesssss was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:19 towards level 44.
[02/06/23 09:54:33] Sherpard2 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:39:35 from level 66.
[02/06/23 11:46:22] CodeGeek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:00:23 from level 73.
[02/06/23 11:48:28] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:50:47 towards level 72.
[02/06/23 12:43:02] Crazycatlady found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:59:51 towards level 72.
[02/06/23 13:30:32] JamCow's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! JamCow's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/06/23 14:01:14] keepermurph found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:27:17 towards level 59.
[02/06/23 14:37:02] Nysdar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:45:41 towards level 63.
[02/06/23 15:45:25] Kritzefitz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:11:18 towards level 71.
[02/06/23 15:50:26] crank gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:16 towards level 75.
[02/06/23 16:51:11] laama met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:03:26 from level 72.
[02/06/23 18:24:04] ToHellWithGA spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ToHellWithGA's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/06/23 19:41:11] bfft ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:34 from level 21.
[02/06/23 19:46:51] Crazycatlady was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:07:40 from level 72.
[02/06/23 20:34:04] Destruia caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:29 towards level 69.
[02/06/23 21:04:41] confunctius burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! confunctius's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/06/23 21:18:14] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:16:59 towards level 75.
[02/06/23 22:07:46] misha was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:29:15 from level 76.
[02/06/23 22:13:56] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:47:47 towards level 71.
[02/06/23 22:24:25] crysis had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:22:33 towards level 65.
[02/06/23 22:36:37] confunctius was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:14:28 from level 51.
[02/06/23 22:45:24] brycec had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:33:11 towards level 69.
[02/06/23 23:23:52] pants found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:41:59 towards level 73.
[02/06/23 23:29:14] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:03:01 towards level 69.
[02/06/23 23:47:07] Kachin was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:06:07 from level 69.
[02/07/23 01:06:59] canton7 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:06:18 towards level 71.
[02/07/23 01:14:40] dwfreed was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:29:52 towards level 77.
[02/07/23 03:40:38] Kachin spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Kachin's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/07/23 03:41:08] Alarien found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:05:47 towards level 70.
[02/07/23 05:23:35] dwfreed met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:41:01 from level 77.
[02/07/23 05:31:34] Kurenai fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:29:47 from level 63.
[02/07/23 05:58:36] gegenschein was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:49:59 from level 70.
[02/07/23 06:01:25] zifnab06 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:57:22 from level 70.
[02/07/23 06:12:12] Lord255 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:50:19 towards level 74.
[02/07/23 06:17:52] DownAndUp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:32:47 towards level 65.
[02/07/23 07:00:33] CrashOverride found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:40:03 towards level 76.
[02/07/23 07:08:05] Covid-19's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Covid-19's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/23 07:11:45] achin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:29:44 towards level 62.
[02/07/23 07:33:37] Togra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:39 from level 70.
[02/07/23 07:58:48] Faradome found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:21 towards level 60.
[02/07/23 08:20:11] Pricey ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:29:05 from level 64.
[02/07/23 09:18:44] Affliction was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:28:40 from level 73.
[02/07/23 09:20:27] Kurenai bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:52 towards level 63.
[02/07/23 09:24:36] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:57 towards level 72.
[02/07/23 09:43:13] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:29 towards level 67.
[02/07/23 10:16:22] The local wizard imbued Aksej's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Aksej's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/23 10:24:57] AlinConstantin was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:24:07 from level 53.
[02/07/23 10:34:44] xbill hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:09 towards level 80.
[02/07/23 11:06:12] bobvador bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:29:08 towards level 73.
[02/07/23 11:44:15] Ungoliant found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:53:41 towards level 66.
[02/07/23 11:46:10] RussellB has dealt bfft a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:01:01 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/07/23 12:03:04] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:11 towards level 76.
[02/07/23 12:03:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on buzel's tunic! buzel's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/23 12:11:45] kptr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:44:41 towards level 73.
[02/07/23 12:12:00] Bolded tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:58:34 towards level 68.
[02/07/23 12:45:04] nya slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! nya's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/07/23 12:52:54] CodeGeek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:11:25 towards level 73.
[02/07/23 13:30:10] GilbertErik was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:05:36 from level 69.
[02/07/23 14:18:35] crank was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:39:41 towards level 75.
[02/07/23 14:51:38] wille bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:06:36 towards level 60.
[02/07/23 14:57:24] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:18 towards level 73.
[02/07/23 14:57:45] hub bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:56 towards level 31.
[02/07/23 15:14:36] Paganel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:31:16 towards level 72.
[02/07/23 15:31:02] Tangles's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Tangles's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/23 15:39:54] kinus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:35:23 towards level 67.
[02/07/23 15:43:07] Kritzefitz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:49:13 towards level 71.
[02/07/23 16:32:05] laama spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! laama's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/07/23 17:50:10] wowbagger has dealt rawgreaze a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:07:53 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[02/07/23 18:36:43] wille was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:26:16 towards level 60.
[02/07/23 19:40:10] sc got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:52:00 from level 76.
[02/07/23 20:39:47] gusto was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:50:33 from level 56.
[02/07/23 21:30:55] zgrep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:35:39 towards level 61.
[02/07/23 21:42:55] bg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:55:33 towards level 76.
[02/07/23 21:56:10] BastelBot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:11:50 from level 73.
[02/07/23 23:55:03] xbill had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:02 towards level 80.
[02/08/23 00:22:48] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:38:00 towards level 74.
[02/08/23 00:40:15] Clarth found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:23 towards level 46.
[02/08/23 02:02:11] alexlehm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:05 from level 23.
[02/08/23 03:05:38] megubyte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:42 towards level 66.
[02/08/23 03:24:00] Pricey ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:15:17 from level 64.
[02/08/23 04:06:35] bobvador's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bobvador's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/23 05:09:41] bg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:17:06 towards level 76.
[02/08/23 05:35:26] Stevland was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:09:19 towards level 70.
[02/08/23 05:41:57] judahnator's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! judahnator's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/08/23 05:47:19] Omega gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:13:18 towards level 69.
[02/08/23 05:59:16] EddieT137 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:52:11 towards level 66.
[02/08/23 06:07:30] binaryhermit tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:11:37 towards level 57.
[02/08/23 06:10:36] Psilocybe's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Psilocybe's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/08/23 06:11:48] adamus1red had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:44 towards level 72.
[02/08/23 06:14:01] ahmubashshir was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:50 from level 62.
[02/08/23 06:17:49] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:28 towards level 50.
[02/08/23 07:04:59] Luca was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:13 towards level 43.
[02/08/23 07:33:28] crank got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:00 towards level 75.
[02/08/23 08:04:47] wille found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:27:59 towards level 60.
[02/08/23 08:14:25] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:58:07 towards level 70.
[02/08/23 10:50:56] DrinkyBird has dealt damyan a Critical Strike! 3 days, 07:19:26 is added to damyan's clock.
[02/08/23 11:27:16] misha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:16:12 towards level 76.
[02/08/23 11:39:57] Finley was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:04:19 from level 63.
[02/08/23 11:55:27] thatmint found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:18:53 towards level 55.
[02/08/23 12:51:02] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:30:24 towards level 75.
[02/08/23 13:12:30] binaryhermit was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:03:33 towards level 57.
[02/08/23 13:45:25] idlegood found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:29:13 towards level 65.
[02/08/23 14:35:26] Erwinstein was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:01 towards level 27.
[02/08/23 14:47:28] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:03:16 towards level 63.
[02/08/23 15:17:59] Ganonk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:27:40 towards level 54.
[02/08/23 15:33:27] Lord255 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:44 towards level 74.
[02/08/23 16:28:02] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:59 towards level 73.
[02/08/23 16:29:33] Yarosh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:03:35 towards level 72.
[02/08/23 16:59:30] Acolarh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:31 from level 73.
[02/08/23 17:06:49] Andrio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:27:32 from level 69.
[02/08/23 17:32:20] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:26:19 towards level 73.
[02/08/23 17:46:26] adamus1red has dealt cadfael a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:34:47 is added to cadfael's clock.
[02/08/23 18:17:37] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:39 towards level 72.
[02/08/23 18:31:25] "\@_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:45:15 towards level 73.
[02/08/23 18:45:40] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:58:16 towards level 72.
[02/08/23 20:29:24] Destruia gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:41 towards level 69.
[02/08/23 21:28:16] thornrag tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:47:41 towards level 72.
[02/08/23 21:31:43] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:14 towards level 72.
[02/08/23 21:38:53] xbill was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:48 from level 80.
[02/08/23 21:42:34] EddieT137 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:32:27 towards level 66.
[02/08/23 23:02:02] herald slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! herald's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/08/23 23:26:25] Lord255 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:28 towards level 74.
[02/08/23 23:54:03] RanTanRan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:45:19 from level 49.
[02/09/23 00:55:42] Lenny_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:28:26 towards level 62.
[02/09/23 01:09:39] Comnenus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:42 towards level 50.
[02/09/23 01:44:15] MetaNova was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:50:33 from level 73.
[02/09/23 01:50:26] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:10:28 towards level 66.
[02/09/23 01:52:05] Hatesec found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:03 towards level 35.
[02/09/23 02:05:47] Sario's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sario's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/23 02:42:06] allo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:53:32 towards level 75.
[02/09/23 02:56:22] Acolarh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:03 towards level 73.
[02/09/23 03:12:31] gegenschein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:06:34 towards level 70.
[02/09/23 03:35:40] Drin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:38:46 towards level 69.
[02/09/23 03:40:34] StalkR was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:44:05 towards level 72.
[02/09/23 03:41:05] damyan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:02:01 towards level 69.
[02/09/23 04:26:41] HeavyPodda was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:17:11 from level 70.
[02/09/23 04:35:58] Cockatrice was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:48 from level 62.
[02/09/23 04:41:06] zgrep was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:30:29 from level 61.
[02/09/23 04:59:25] slim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:29:26 towards level 62.
[02/09/23 05:15:35] kinus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kinus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/23 05:20:48] Cirdan's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Cirdan's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/09/23 05:34:45] gusto's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gusto's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/23 05:36:27] achin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:10:01 towards level 62.
[02/09/23 05:51:12] nya tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:25:35 towards level 72.
[02/09/23 06:43:43] thatmint found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:38:35 towards level 55.
[02/09/23 07:18:50] Kritzefitz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:33:39 from level 71.
[02/09/23 08:19:00] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:36:52 towards level 71.
[02/09/23 08:32:45] SirBummelz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:14:25 towards level 66.
[02/09/23 09:33:24] nowz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:55 towards level 54.
[02/09/23 09:47:09] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:57:58 towards level 77.
[02/09/23 10:12:33] hax404 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:50 towards level 72.
[02/09/23 10:19:16] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:27:23 towards level 75.
[02/09/23 10:51:25] Finley was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:25:36 from level 63.
[02/09/23 11:27:14] hax404 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:46 towards level 72.
[02/09/23 11:55:57] nya was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:43:29 from level 72.
[02/09/23 13:40:32] Tenedos discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:45 towards level 66.
[02/09/23 13:48:57] Matthew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:37 towards level 50.
[02/09/23 14:33:06] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:06:19 towards level 73.
[02/09/23 14:42:11] idlegood was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:43:38 from level 65.
[02/09/23 16:18:41] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:05:09 towards level 73.
[02/09/23 16:52:00] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:09 towards level 69.
[02/09/23 17:11:55] sky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:30:58 towards level 72.
[02/09/23 17:17:18] kzootech bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:24:05 towards level 63.
[02/09/23 18:12:25] gegenschein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:28:53 towards level 70.
[02/09/23 18:21:41] rawgreaze ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:29 from level 66.
[02/09/23 18:30:19] tomgus1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:13 towards level 51.
[02/09/23 19:01:46] keepermurph caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:18:46 towards level 59.
[02/09/23 19:51:32] achin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:20:58 towards level 62.
[02/09/23 20:05:57] Omega bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:04:44 towards level 69.
[02/09/23 21:06:00] zifnab06 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:18:37 towards level 70.
[02/09/23 22:12:41] blabber gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:10:20 towards level 72.
[02/09/23 22:55:10] SirNeo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:09 towards level 58.
[02/09/23 23:11:26] happymeal ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:08 from level 30.
[02/09/23 23:33:22] BastelBot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:33:39 towards level 74.
[02/10/23 00:03:50] TheSilentLink was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:45 towards level 65.
[02/10/23 00:16:06] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:38:44 towards level 77.
[02/10/23 00:19:42] Sario discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:32:10 towards level 61.
[02/10/23 00:21:15] popey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:05 towards level 53.
[02/10/23 01:07:19] keepermurph was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:00:51 from level 59.
[02/10/23 01:27:11] eroc1990 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:37:52 towards level 56.
[02/10/23 01:55:48] thatmint spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! thatmint's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/23 02:15:17] Drin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:20:22 towards level 69.
[02/10/23 02:36:30] solarsparq ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:52:42 from level 61.
[02/10/23 04:00:34] Khorne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:45:27 towards level 76.
[02/10/23 04:09:11] Acolarh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:44:27 from level 74.
[02/10/23 04:11:15] slim was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:21:44 from level 62.
[02/10/23 04:11:33] RanTanRan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:25:11 from level 49.
[02/10/23 04:17:13] thatmint ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:37:06 from level 55.
[02/10/23 05:04:18] bfft's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bfft's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/23 05:16:54] unicron's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! unicron's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/23 05:50:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on wollu's tunic! wollu's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/23 05:56:08] Pinkman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:44:07 towards level 70.
[02/10/23 06:30:14] gildarts was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:37:02 from level 69.
[02/10/23 07:01:12] KingPimpCommand hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:09 towards level 43.
[02/10/23 07:50:59] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:56:03 from level 71.
[02/10/23 07:54:51] gusto discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:09 towards level 56.
[02/10/23 07:58:10] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:52 towards level 73.
[02/10/23 07:58:55] DownAndUp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:58:23 towards level 65.
[02/10/23 08:48:17] wille's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! wille's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/23 09:42:36] nowz ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:55:16 from level 54.
[02/10/23 10:39:33] RanTanRan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:16 from level 49.
[02/10/23 12:16:29] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:38:26 towards level 67.
[02/10/23 12:37:36] StalkR had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:59 towards level 72.
[02/10/23 13:35:14] achin was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:17:20 from level 62.
[02/10/23 16:03:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Forud's tunic! Forud's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/23 16:58:57] yNos spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! yNos's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/23 17:01:33] nya was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:32:14 from level 72.
[02/10/23 17:59:12] t3chn0 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:30 towards level 71.
[02/10/23 18:07:39] rawgreaze hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:55 towards level 66.
[02/10/23 18:42:38] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:35:00 towards level 79.
[02/10/23 19:02:54] cfjk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:42:10 from level 68.
[02/10/23 19:06:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ganonk's tunic! Ganonk's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/23 20:07:29] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:59:54 towards level 73.
[02/10/23 20:34:35] Theleveler hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:05:13 towards level 77.
[02/10/23 20:38:42] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:03:10 towards level 71.
[02/10/23 21:38:18] Comnenus ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:01:43 from level 50.
[02/10/23 22:16:30] ufo-piloot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:38 towards level 54.
[02/10/23 22:28:30] h00k was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:12:06 from level 54.
[02/10/23 23:05:44] "\@_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:45:55 towards level 73.
[02/10/23 23:22:05] EddieT137 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:20:41 towards level 66.
[02/10/23 23:30:19] idlegood's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! idlegood's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/23 23:31:49] Nuae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:46 towards level 63.
[02/11/23 00:16:10] SirNeo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:21 towards level 58.
[02/11/23 01:38:21] bsleep was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:02:37 from level 71.
[02/11/23 02:11:15] Togra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:20:52 towards level 71.
[02/11/23 02:14:25] popey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:47 towards level 53.
[02/11/23 02:41:36] confunctius met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:20:26 from level 51.
[02/11/23 02:47:04] eising found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:28:21 towards level 75.
[02/11/23 02:47:13] bsleep bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:59:53 towards level 71.
[02/11/23 03:06:04] pyre was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:24 towards level 75.
[02/11/23 03:25:56] Tabmow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:41:36 from level 65.
[02/11/23 03:35:25] JigmeDatse found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:30:45 towards level 68.
[02/11/23 03:59:45] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:29 towards level 73.
[02/11/23 03:59:54] ttrs was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:22 towards level 46.
[02/11/23 04:10:59] gegenschein walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:11:08 from level 70.
[02/11/23 04:22:43] TimWolla found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:57:24 towards level 77.
[02/11/23 07:29:12] Tangles fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:59:22 from level 70.
[02/11/23 08:03:53] judahnator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:38 towards level 58.
[02/11/23 08:20:08] SirNeo ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:39 from level 58.
[02/11/23 08:48:17] cfjk spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cfjk's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/11/23 09:05:23] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:47 towards level 67.
[02/11/23 09:06:14] csc2ya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:15 towards level 61.
[02/11/23 09:35:26] TheSilentLink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:55:50 from level 65.
[02/11/23 10:02:40] yano was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:54 from level 72.
[02/11/23 11:27:06] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:44 towards level 75.
[02/11/23 11:35:11] Notir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:30:04 towards level 68.
[02/11/23 12:04:00] Fehu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:53:50 from level 66.
[02/11/23 12:14:05] wowbagger was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:28:47 from level 55.
[02/11/23 12:44:53] keepermurph ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:31:21 from level 59.
[02/11/23 12:53:26] eising was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:56:15 from level 75.
[02/11/23 13:23:34] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:00:37 towards level 58.
[02/11/23 13:24:43] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:03 towards level 65.
[02/11/23 13:36:27] nya ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:39:34 from level 72.
[02/11/23 13:45:44] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:00:07 towards level 68.
[02/11/23 14:06:27] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:20:12 towards level 73.
[02/11/23 14:23:58] tomgus1's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tomgus1's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/23 15:16:01] damyan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:58:15 towards level 69.
[02/11/23 15:16:34] SuzakuMedli ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:03:01 from level 57.
[02/11/23 15:31:25] vectr0n got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:09 towards level 64.
[02/11/23 15:40:30] io found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:47:19 towards level 79.
[02/11/23 16:30:04] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:21:47 towards level 77.
[02/11/23 17:49:41] Psilocybe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:49:56 towards level 74.
[02/11/23 18:54:07] Algernon spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Algernon's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/11/23 19:44:34] RanTanRan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:21 towards level 49.
[02/11/23 19:47:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Minus's tunic! Minus's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/23 21:36:04] eroc1990 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:29:01 towards level 56.
[02/11/23 22:18:28] Sherpard2 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:41:21 towards level 66.
[02/11/23 23:54:47] xbill bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:14:49 towards level 81.
[02/12/23 00:04:00] muirrum ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:45:34 from level 59.
[02/12/23 00:10:41] ahmubashshir got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:43:31 from level 63.
[02/12/23 00:29:53] bobvador hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:02 towards level 73.
[02/12/23 01:10:56] StalkR met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:32:33 from level 72.
[02/12/23 01:14:09] pwae was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:36:27 from level 73.
[02/12/23 01:43:14] Khorne was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:07:35 from level 76.
[02/12/23 02:07:01] JamCow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:39 towards level 73.
[02/12/23 02:23:49] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:10 towards level 75.
[02/12/23 02:24:31] DownAndUp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:55:48 towards level 65.
[02/12/23 02:40:04] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:08 towards level 74.
[02/12/23 03:30:40] idlegood was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:44:08 from level 65.
[02/12/23 03:49:05] Notir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:19:32 towards level 68.
[02/12/23 03:53:36] Puff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:07 towards level 73.
[02/12/23 04:12:03] A_Dragon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:50:33 towards level 70.
[02/12/23 04:33:26] idleevil walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:15:17 from level 63.
[02/12/23 04:35:45] Chuck was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:10:57 towards level 71.
[02/12/23 06:27:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Abe's tunic! Abe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/23 06:39:16] SuzakuMedli got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:11:08 from level 57.
[02/12/23 06:59:04] eroc1990 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:18:59 towards level 56.
[02/12/23 07:12:27] bg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:11:14 from level 76.
[02/12/23 07:43:24] scumola got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:17:04 towards level 70.
[02/12/23 08:57:42] eising found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:59 towards level 75.
[02/12/23 09:25:54] Luca ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:42:58 from level 44.
[02/12/23 10:03:10] Destruia was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:28:19 towards level 70.
[02/12/23 10:10:32] gildarts hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:54 towards level 69.
[02/12/23 10:26:38] io found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:41:45 towards level 79.
[02/12/23 10:33:24] rawgreaze was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:54 towards level 66.
[02/12/23 11:11:37] canton7 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:54:26 from level 71.
[02/12/23 11:23:58] el got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:50:27 towards level 72.
[02/12/23 12:17:03] thornrag got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:26:47 from level 72.
[02/12/23 12:59:17] ZOTTA reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ZOTTA's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/23 13:04:24] CodeGeek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CodeGeek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/23 13:24:56] damyan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:21:03 from level 69.
[02/12/23 14:51:06] damyan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:15:54 from level 69.
[02/12/23 15:06:33] achin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! achin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/23 15:25:31] postikana had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:19:24 towards level 67.
[02/12/23 15:46:21] idlegood ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:31:53 from level 65.
[02/12/23 15:52:46] io bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:23:00 towards level 79.
[02/12/23 17:25:13] pyre discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:12:55 towards level 75.
[02/12/23 17:33:45] Yarosh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:10:32 towards level 72.
[02/12/23 17:50:48] Notir slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Notir's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/12/23 18:07:06] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:22 towards level 74.
[02/12/23 18:13:13] Fenrik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:47:57 towards level 73.
[02/12/23 18:14:04] Clarth found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:34 towards level 47.
[02/12/23 18:51:37] gegenschein ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:59:16 from level 70.
[02/12/23 19:30:58] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:01:25 towards level 69.
[02/12/23 20:12:25] Lord255 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:55:40 towards level 75.
[02/12/23 20:15:25] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:39 towards level 72.
[02/12/23 20:41:36] CompanionCube caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:54:46 towards level 75.
[02/12/23 21:49:22] herald caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:09:04 towards level 65.
[02/12/23 21:54:02] AlinConstantin was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:12:46 from level 53.
[02/12/23 22:01:00] The local wizard imbued idlegood's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! idlegood's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/23 22:25:38] Abe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:52:10 towards level 68.
[02/12/23 22:50:00] hdm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:00:11 towards level 77.
[02/12/23 23:08:11] h00k found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:23 towards level 54.
[02/12/23 23:20:04] idlegood was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:04:48 towards level 65.
[02/12/23 23:32:28] elf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:03:06 from level 75.
[02/12/23 23:37:11] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:03:15 towards level 77.
[02/12/23 23:57:42] t3chn0 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! t3chn0's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/13/23 00:40:00] slim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:40:35 towards level 62.
[02/13/23 01:01:51] KindOne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:25:44 towards level 67.
[02/13/23 01:05:34] Wam's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Wam's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/13/23 01:21:16] misha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:34 towards level 76.
[02/13/23 01:49:13] The local wizard imbued fstrelok's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! fstrelok's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/23 02:15:30] Theleveler tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:57:34 towards level 77.
[02/13/23 02:29:11] wollu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:45 towards level 50.
[02/13/23 02:29:44] damyan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:54:25 from level 69.
[02/13/23 02:46:12] kinus burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kinus's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/13/23 03:06:28] eising had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:09:27 towards level 75.
[02/13/23 03:30:03] hugga hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:22:11 towards level 65.
[02/13/23 04:16:58] bookworm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:58:45 towards level 69.
[02/13/23 04:23:08] LeD hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:25:40 towards level 64.
[02/13/23 04:25:59] wille caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:03 towards level 60.
[02/13/23 04:40:14] popey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:11:58 towards level 54.
[02/13/23 05:13:04] xbill found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:36:12 towards level 81.
[02/13/23 05:21:48] Angelina's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Angelina's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/23 05:49:39] CompanionCube got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:10:22 towards level 75.
[02/13/23 06:02:18] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:41:05 towards level 71.
[02/13/23 06:13:32] wollu's charm ate a bolt of lightning! wollu's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/23 06:38:07] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:06:26 towards level 71.
[02/13/23 07:01:02] Kachin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:55:41 from level 70.
[02/13/23 07:14:59] JigmeDatse was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:47:45 from level 68.
[02/13/23 08:08:28] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:06 towards level 74.
[02/13/23 08:24:20] DontEvenPeek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:23:19 from level 48.
[02/13/23 08:43:14] freeboson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:25:48 from level 73.
[02/13/23 08:48:13] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:16:52 towards level 68.
[02/13/23 09:52:16] HellSpawn was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:38:19 from level 71.
[02/13/23 09:56:41] DownAndUp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:21:22 towards level 65.
[02/13/23 10:45:08] Drin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:46 towards level 69.
[02/13/23 11:32:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on DontEvenPeek's tunic! DontEvenPeek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/23 11:43:16] Arch was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:11:36 towards level 67.
[02/13/23 12:10:45] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:56 towards level 72.
[02/13/23 13:00:10] yano's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! yano's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/23 19:09:19] xbill found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:23:32 towards level 81.
[02/13/23 19:18:03] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:13 towards level 35.
[02/13/23 20:42:30] tswsl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:42:03 towards level 75.
[02/13/23 21:16:12] RussellB burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! RussellB's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/13/23 22:52:07] kptr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:49:41 towards level 73.
[02/14/23 00:56:16] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:21 towards level 69.
[02/14/23 01:50:32] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:01 towards level 69.
[02/14/23 08:03:43] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:39:25 towards level 73.
[02/14/23 10:47:12] Thorael was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:49 from level 73.
[02/14/23 13:47:50] Togra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:54:13 towards level 71.
[02/14/23 14:00:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hax404's tunic! hax404's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/23 14:28:19] popey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:36 towards level 54.
[02/14/23 16:11:51] zbe was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:34:05 from level 77.
[02/14/23 16:31:31] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:17:49 from level 75.
[02/14/23 16:47:49] Minus was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:50:31 from level 63.
[02/14/23 17:01:09] simple slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! simple's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/14/23 17:34:57] Lnk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 11:29:16 from level 79.
[02/14/23 19:59:33] yano hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:29:10 towards level 73.
[02/14/23 20:37:40] popey was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:06 from level 54.
[02/14/23 22:57:56] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:34:30 towards level 76.
[02/15/23 07:57:00] SirNeo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:56:48 towards level 59.
[02/15/23 09:16:33] ToHellWithGA's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ToHellWithGA's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/23 10:05:27] The local wizard imbued simple's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! simple's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/23 14:21:17] hugga discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:22:33 towards level 65.
[02/15/23 14:41:23] AlexS bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:53:55 towards level 67.
[02/15/23 21:35:11] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:09:08 towards level 72.
[02/16/23 00:21:23] CrashOverride's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CrashOverride's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/23 02:47:47] GilbertErik's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! GilbertErik's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/23 03:14:14] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:31:25 towards level 69.
[02/16/23 03:15:02] Aksej found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:21:13 towards level 70.
[02/16/23 03:43:40] hax404's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hax404's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/23 04:31:57] hax404 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:47 towards level 72.
[02/16/23 07:29:07] scumola tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:10:56 towards level 70.
[02/16/23 07:46:59] bfft was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:27:05 from level 37.
[02/16/23 08:20:50] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:06:08 towards level 58.
[02/16/23 09:28:28] Khorne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:40:30 towards level 76.
[02/16/23 10:19:08] Togra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:36:47 towards level 71.
[02/16/23 10:49:13] The local wizard imbued blabber's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! blabber's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/23 14:07:13] Berserker found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:13 towards level 53.
[02/16/23 15:32:50] zbe was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:14:21 from level 77.
[02/16/23 17:18:54] xbill was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:08:28 from level 81.
[02/16/23 18:05:02] zcy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:18:47 towards level 58.
[02/16/23 18:23:18] ChowderKeg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:12 towards level 75.
[02/16/23 18:32:41] anarcat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:54:12 from level 76.
[02/16/23 21:08:49] Minus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:50 towards level 63.
[02/16/23 22:44:09] Tabmow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:14 towards level 65.
[02/16/23 23:48:13] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:19 towards level 73.
[02/17/23 00:05:58] Arch's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Arch's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/23 00:37:39] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:09 towards level 64.
[02/17/23 01:50:31] bfft found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:30 towards level 38.
[02/17/23 03:26:29] bananaboat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:46:56 towards level 74.
[02/17/23 03:31:24] HeavyPodda bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:02 towards level 70.
[02/17/23 03:43:13] blabber tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:49:33 towards level 72.
[02/17/23 03:45:50] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:15:01 towards level 77.
[02/17/23 04:16:59] SuzakuMedli bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:09:42 towards level 57.
[02/17/23 04:37:04] signofzeta was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:23:31 from level 67.
[02/17/23 05:17:33] el was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:05:15 from level 72.
[02/17/23 06:12:19] munkis was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:51:39 from level 66.
[02/17/23 06:57:51] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:11 towards level 38.
[02/17/23 07:00:06] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:18:55 towards level 73.
[02/17/23 07:23:19] Kurenai got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:02:52 towards level 64.
[02/17/23 07:43:57] Aksej was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:00:42 from level 70.
[02/17/23 08:34:28] Asara was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:20:10 towards level 75.
[02/17/23 08:52:37] dyvonna got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:33:34 from level 65.
[02/17/23 11:57:03] Nuae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:46:40 from level 63.
[02/17/23 13:38:46] The local wizard imbued Nuae's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Nuae's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/23 14:14:32] BastelBot met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:11:00 from level 74.
[02/17/23 14:45:50] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:27 towards level 73.
[02/17/23 16:00:05] Luca has dealt hugga a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:48:56 is added to hugga's clock.
[02/17/23 16:42:19] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:01 towards level 65.
[02/17/23 16:44:46] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:35:45 towards level 78.
[02/17/23 17:05:14] gildarts was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:39:35 towards level 70.
[02/17/23 17:55:45] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:49:33 towards level 77.
[02/17/23 21:10:05] V ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:09:56 from level 74.
[02/17/23 21:50:21] tsr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:42 towards level 69.
[02/17/23 22:30:29] Stevland had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:56 towards level 70.
[02/18/23 00:48:36] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:44:03 towards level 73.
[02/18/23 02:09:16] drahthaar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:34:56 towards level 78.
[02/18/23 03:59:30] scumola got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:49:34 from level 70.
[02/18/23 04:01:22] Drin ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:05:26 from level 70.
[02/18/23 04:16:15] gradator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:21 towards level 73.
[02/18/23 06:42:14] scumola was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:05:17 towards level 70.
[02/18/23 07:12:46] drahthaar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:40:13 towards level 78.
[02/18/23 09:12:14] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:30 towards level 74.
[02/18/23 09:38:03] Forud has dealt Khorne a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:13:00 is added to Khorne's clock.
[02/18/23 11:36:53] allo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:58:57 from level 75.
[02/18/23 11:39:39] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:34:18 towards level 69.
[02/18/23 17:09:12] Ecko got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:13:07 from level 67.
[02/18/23 17:14:40] gradator had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:33 towards level 73.
[02/18/23 18:00:02] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:41:05 towards level 70.
[02/18/23 18:38:16] hax404 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:49:30 from level 72.
[02/18/23 20:09:38] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:51:46 towards level 74.
[02/18/23 21:39:37] bobvador met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:09:53 from level 73.
[02/19/23 00:25:41] cadfael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:30:39 towards level 68.
[02/19/23 02:51:24] happymeal hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:55 towards level 38.
[02/19/23 03:30:18] The local wizard imbued tswsl's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tswsl's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/23 05:15:05] d4n13L caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:45:00 towards level 73.
[02/19/23 05:33:32] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:13 towards level 68.
[02/19/23 07:06:58] rawgreaze walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:12:53 from level 67.
[02/19/23 08:07:11] The local wizard imbued anarcat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! anarcat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/23 08:09:39] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:01 towards level 75.
[02/19/23 08:14:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on V's tunic! V's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/23 08:17:31] aqsd ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:30:20 from level 72.
[02/19/23 08:19:20] kzootech walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:44:46 from level 63.
[02/19/23 09:34:20] caeli caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:44 towards level 75.
[02/19/23 10:18:27] blabber hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:29 towards level 72.
[02/19/23 10:45:46] ToHellWithGA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:35:52 towards level 75.
[02/19/23 10:56:27] Asara gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:48:10 towards level 75.
[02/19/23 11:22:39] scumola had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:04:58 towards level 70.
[02/19/23 11:47:47] damyan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:34:45 towards level 69.
[02/19/23 12:16:11] Sario ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:12:17 from level 61.
[02/19/23 12:28:35] kptr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:59 towards level 73.
[02/19/23 12:43:26] muirrum has dealt gildarts a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:49:15 is added to gildarts's clock.
[02/19/23 13:16:37] RussellB was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:07:13 from level 72.
[02/19/23 13:21:17] drahthaar spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! drahthaar's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/23 14:23:01] Tabmow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:25 towards level 65.
[02/19/23 14:37:34] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:42:13 towards level 79.
[02/19/23 15:45:53] bfft found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:57 towards level 39.
[02/19/23 17:28:00] Arch found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:15:22 towards level 67.
[02/19/23 17:56:02] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/23 18:32:10] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:23:39 towards level 77.
[02/19/23 18:52:23] BUSY burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! BUSY's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/23 19:38:55] jacquesssss tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:58 towards level 44.
[02/19/23 20:56:03] tsr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 17:24:19 from level 70.
[02/19/23 21:06:43] GilbertErik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 10:31:06 towards level 69.
[02/19/23 21:07:37] The local wizard imbued hugga's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hugga's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/23 23:14:59] SuzakuMedli was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:06:23 towards level 57.
[02/19/23 23:48:24] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:22:16 from level 69.
[02/20/23 00:16:51] happymeal was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:43 towards level 39.
[02/20/23 00:55:47] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:15:12 towards level 64.
[02/20/23 01:12:14] Acolarh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:08:08 towards level 74.
[02/20/23 01:42:38] Arch found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:32:10 towards level 67.
[02/20/23 01:57:01] zcy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:15:49 towards level 58.
[02/20/23 03:37:33] confunctius was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:32:57 from level 51.
[02/20/23 03:43:22] tsr burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! tsr's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/20/23 03:53:57] tsr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:33:02 towards level 70.
[02/20/23 05:15:32] gusto has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 3 days, 06:12:43 is added to jaxson's clock.
[02/20/23 06:11:00] kevkev was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:24 from level 23.
[02/20/23 06:57:46] Stevland has dealt popey a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:53:08 is added to popey's clock.
[02/20/23 07:13:07] Khorne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:02 towards level 76.
[02/20/23 08:01:34] Khorne got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:16:44 from level 76.
[02/20/23 09:23:10] confunctius ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:56:01 from level 51.
[02/20/23 11:14:43] tswsl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:29 towards level 75.
[02/20/23 12:46:54] gusto was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:50 towards level 57.
[02/20/23 12:59:47] allo walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:18:52 from level 75.
[02/20/23 16:25:05] Omega tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:48:43 towards level 69.
[02/20/23 16:31:12] Wam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:14 towards level 66.
[02/20/23 16:31:24] kzootech had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:54 towards level 63.
[02/20/23 17:52:11] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:00 towards level 67.
[02/20/23 18:45:45] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:00:58 towards level 77.
[02/20/23 18:58:00] jacquesssss was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:06 from level 44.
[02/20/23 20:46:00] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:06:50 towards level 75.
[02/20/23 21:15:15] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:24:38 from level 64.
[02/20/23 22:58:23] thatmint found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:39 towards level 55.
[02/20/23 23:02:45] bobvador found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:20:27 towards level 73.
[02/20/23 23:20:16] Aksej bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:30:40 towards level 70.
[02/20/23 23:28:54] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:56 towards level 73.
[02/20/23 23:59:40] Omega found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:30:03 towards level 69.
[02/21/23 00:00:58] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:09:20 towards level 74.
[02/21/23 00:13:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Stevland's tunic! Stevland's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/21/23 01:24:08] drahthaar was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:34:20 from level 78.
[02/21/23 03:59:24] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:43 towards level 74.
[02/21/23 04:21:26] TimWolla hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:54:01 towards level 77.
[02/21/23 06:02:38] kevkev was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:11 from level 27.
[02/21/23 06:07:30] CrashOverride discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:14:17 towards level 77.
[02/21/23 06:45:44] Hatesec was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:36 towards level 37.
[02/21/23 06:56:34] Wam was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:34:29 from level 67.
[02/21/23 08:45:17] Chuck was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:47:37 from level 71.
[02/21/23 09:24:34] pants was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:48:08 from level 73.
[02/21/23 09:58:32] dwfreed was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:39:54 from level 78.
[02/21/23 10:24:35] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:11:26 towards level 72.
[02/21/23 10:30:09] dax found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:09 towards level 15.
[02/21/23 10:45:32] zbe was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:48:09 from level 77.
[02/21/23 11:41:53] Jens was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:34 towards level 67.
[02/21/23 12:01:15] fstrelok gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:55 towards level 61.
[02/21/23 12:12:35] kevkev found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:21 towards level 28.
[02/21/23 12:13:21] Tabmow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:18:51 from level 66.
[02/21/23 16:52:49] munkis fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:08:17 from level 66.
[02/21/23 18:45:55] thornrag ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:17:29 from level 72.
[02/21/23 19:06:09] Arch gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:15 towards level 67.
[02/21/23 20:02:51] tomgus1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:22 towards level 52.
[02/21/23 21:08:30] el's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! el's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/21/23 21:13:43] Chuck bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:32:12 towards level 71.
[02/21/23 21:18:15] el's charm ate a bolt of lightning! el's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/23 00:17:33] TimWolla found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:30 towards level 77.
[02/22/23 00:47:00] nawcom was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:25:56 from level 68.
[02/22/23 01:36:32] bananaboat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bananaboat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/23 02:03:02] Affliction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Affliction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/22/23 03:54:18] Khorne was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:57 from level 76.
[02/22/23 05:57:41] HeavyPodda was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:12 towards level 70.
[02/22/23 06:55:39] SuzakuMedli was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:55:06 from level 57.
[02/22/23 07:17:50] sky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:05 towards level 72.
[02/22/23 07:36:16] Puff's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Puff's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/23 08:19:06] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:23 towards level 69.
[02/22/23 08:24:04] Ecko got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:39:19 from level 67.
[02/22/23 10:22:25] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:03 towards level 69.
[02/22/23 11:22:23] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:21 towards level 67.
[02/22/23 11:28:12] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:15 towards level 69.
[02/22/23 12:37:18] ChowderKeg burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ChowderKeg's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/22/23 12:38:45] "\@_ has dealt yano a Critical Strike! 5 days, 17:20:12 is added to yano's clock.
[02/22/23 12:58:07] BastelBot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:51:37 towards level 74.
[02/22/23 13:21:20] kptr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kptr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/23 14:30:08] dax has dealt kevkev a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to kevkev's clock.
[02/22/23 14:30:56] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:14 towards level 74.
[02/22/23 14:55:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CompanionCube's tunic! CompanionCube's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/23 15:26:25] ToHellWithGA slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ToHellWithGA's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/22/23 15:49:08] nawcom was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:36:44 towards level 68.
[02/22/23 16:31:41] dyvonna was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:03:33 towards level 66.
[02/22/23 17:09:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kevkev's tunic! kevkev's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/23 17:13:40] Aksej was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:50:10 from level 70.
[02/22/23 17:26:16] blabber burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! blabber's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/22/23 19:01:39] LeD caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:31 towards level 64.
[02/22/23 19:23:22] cfjk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cfjk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/23 20:03:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Sario's tunic! Sario's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/23 20:15:12] blabber got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:54 towards level 72.
[02/22/23 20:26:23] alexlehm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:44 from level 39.
[02/22/23 21:35:45] thatmint got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:16:30 from level 55.
[02/22/23 21:41:01] Luca was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:54 towards level 46.
[02/22/23 21:55:28] munkis fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:04:59 from level 66.
[02/22/23 22:44:40] TauPan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:56:52 towards level 65.
[02/22/23 23:32:55] kinus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:50 towards level 67.
[02/23/23 00:25:36] JigmeDatse was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:48:08 towards level 68.
[02/23/23 00:27:07] misha was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:29:18 from level 76.
[02/23/23 01:23:46] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:17 towards level 67.
[02/23/23 03:19:10] ToHellWithGA fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:42:41 from level 75.
[02/23/23 03:35:21] Wam got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:21:07 from level 67.
[02/23/23 05:31:42] munkis discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:47:25 towards level 66.
[02/23/23 05:56:26] zbe ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:49:00 from level 77.
[02/23/23 06:39:52] eroc1990 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:06 towards level 56.
[02/23/23 07:14:08] gildarts burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! gildarts's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/23/23 08:22:29] Nuae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:45:36 towards level 63.
[02/23/23 08:24:17] gildarts ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:41:34 from level 70.
[02/23/23 11:23:04] yNos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:04:19 towards level 68.
[02/23/23 11:44:29] Hatesec found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:52 towards level 37.
[02/23/23 12:01:47] ChowderKeg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:59:27 from level 76.
[02/23/23 12:59:03] bobvador got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:22 towards level 73.
[02/23/23 13:03:26] shikhin has dealt AlexS a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:46:38 is added to AlexS's clock.
[02/23/23 13:39:19] dwfreed has dealt Puff a Critical Strike! 10 days, 02:53:03 is added to Puff's clock.
[02/23/23 14:41:50] KindOne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:52 towards level 67.
[02/23/23 15:30:56] bobvador got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:34:38 from level 73.
[02/23/23 17:33:44] Gangsterish was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:46 towards level 42.
[02/23/23 17:37:56] tomgus1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:41:28 from level 52.
[02/23/23 17:41:39] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:21 towards level 75.
[02/23/23 17:45:10] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:16 towards level 72.
[02/23/23 18:25:15] washclof found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:05 towards level 78.
[02/23/23 18:48:46] HeavyPodda had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:38:51 towards level 71.
[02/23/23 19:03:35] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:32 towards level 73.
[02/23/23 19:11:33] Berserker met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:05 from level 54.
[02/23/23 19:32:13] GRIZZLYMAN was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:31:54 from level 51.
[02/23/23 21:21:37] TauPan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:42:30 from level 65.
[02/23/23 21:36:38] dax found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:29 towards level 28.
[02/23/23 22:06:17] confunctius was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:06:45 from level 52.
[02/23/23 23:43:18] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:30:13 towards level 73.
[02/24/23 00:36:07] CompanionCube hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:14 towards level 75.
[02/24/23 00:42:08] dyvonna ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:41:01 from level 66.
[02/24/23 01:47:18] Arch found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:48:14 towards level 67.
[02/24/23 02:29:38] dwfreed's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dwfreed's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/24/23 02:41:01] SirNeo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:45:00 towards level 59.
[02/24/23 04:13:24] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:12 towards level 62.
[02/24/23 04:44:41] HeavyPodda hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:01:18 towards level 71.
[02/24/23 06:06:55] Acolarh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:11:32 from level 74.
[02/24/23 06:41:46] TimeWarp was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:16:08 from level 63.
[02/24/23 09:02:50] muirrum found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:51:58 towards level 59.
[02/24/23 09:10:21] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:40 towards level 65.
[02/24/23 09:24:15] jjasghar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:45:53 towards level 66.
[02/24/23 10:24:54] thornrag walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:15:59 from level 72.
[02/24/23 11:19:43] Omega found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:40:48 towards level 69.
[02/24/23 11:34:37] TimeWarp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:36:53 towards level 63.
[02/24/23 11:39:26] sky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:52 towards level 72.
[02/24/23 12:00:18] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:42 towards level 75.
[02/24/23 12:10:05] cfjk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:45:55 from level 69.
[02/24/23 13:00:32] RussellB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:22:13 towards level 72.
[02/24/23 17:29:36] damyan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:11:51 towards level 69.
[02/24/23 18:16:42] d4n13L was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:36:25 towards level 73.
[02/24/23 18:46:21] tscherer tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:58 towards level 48.
[02/24/23 19:04:15] Gangsterish ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:19:33 from level 43.
[02/24/23 20:19:00] krustenkaese ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:38 from level 34.
[02/24/23 20:41:38] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:59:10 towards level 74.
[02/24/23 20:56:33] Omega was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:51:54 from level 69.
[02/24/23 20:56:39] hdm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:47:52 towards level 77.
[02/24/23 21:02:06] IRCd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:24 towards level 37.
[02/24/23 21:04:16] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Crazycatlady's tunic! Crazycatlady's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/24/23 21:33:20] Minus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:08:07 towards level 64.
[02/24/23 22:21:48] Khorne was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:58:19 from level 77.
[02/24/23 22:22:00] shikhin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! shikhin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/24/23 22:28:07] Tangles tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:08:42 towards level 71.
[02/24/23 23:04:05] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:52 towards level 72.
[02/24/23 23:46:28] thatmint ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:12:05 from level 55.
[02/24/23 23:49:13] t3chn0 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:02 towards level 72.
[02/25/23 00:15:03] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:24 towards level 73.
[02/25/23 00:24:37] BastelBot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:43:53 from level 74.
[02/25/23 01:27:25] MetaNova found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:23 towards level 73.
[02/25/23 02:37:03] EddieT137 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:03 towards level 66.
[02/25/23 03:54:32] Forud's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Forud's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/25/23 04:04:24] t3chn0 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:47:59 towards level 72.
[02/25/23 04:51:42] happymeal was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:18 towards level 39.
[02/25/23 05:58:21] vegadark caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:59 towards level 75.
[02/25/23 06:06:19] Cockatrice tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:22 towards level 63.
[02/25/23 07:34:12] JigmeDatse was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:27:29 towards level 68.
[02/25/23 07:55:03] gusto discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:33 towards level 57.
[02/25/23 08:38:10] xbill tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:44:01 towards level 81.
[02/25/23 08:47:03] Kachin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:34:23 towards level 70.
[02/25/23 09:45:56] The local wizard imbued unicron's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! unicron's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/25/23 10:48:38] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:16:17 towards level 70.
[02/25/23 11:08:24] LeD was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:27 towards level 64.
[02/25/23 11:43:39] Tangles found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:01:15 towards level 71.
[02/25/23 11:50:59] sc was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:50:21 from level 77.
[02/25/23 12:08:11] AlexS was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:47:48 towards level 67.
[02/25/23 12:24:09] damyan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:22:07 from level 69.
[02/25/23 12:28:37] nowz ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:40:43 from level 54.
[02/25/23 13:14:36] Drin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:34:52 towards level 70.
[02/25/23 13:15:21] shikhin was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:18:00 from level 75.
[02/25/23 13:49:51] why-are-you-here had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:06 towards level 36.
[02/25/23 14:11:50] Togra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:14:49 towards level 71.
[02/25/23 14:28:29] Sario was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:27 from level 61.
[02/25/23 15:38:38] tmberg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:14:16 from level 71.
[02/25/23 15:41:12] laama got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:34:34 towards level 73.
[02/25/23 15:50:44] Tabmow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:42:35 towards level 66.
[02/25/23 19:01:29] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:38:34 towards level 75.
[02/25/23 19:44:18] Khorne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:46:52 towards level 77.
[02/25/23 19:46:52] drahthaar slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! drahthaar's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/25/23 19:48:58] anarcat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:00:25 towards level 76.
[02/25/23 20:19:24] kenyon was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:41 from level 74.
[02/25/23 21:02:47] confunctius's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! confunctius's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/25/23 22:49:14] AlexS slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! AlexS's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/26/23 00:01:13] scumola fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:04:10 from level 70.
[02/26/23 00:44:32] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:47 towards level 73.
[02/26/23 01:36:03] el spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! el's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/26/23 02:28:27] JigmeDatse was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:09:03 from level 68.
[02/26/23 02:48:52] dyvonna found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:15 towards level 66.
[02/26/23 03:04:31] CompanionCube ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:00:42 from level 75.
[02/26/23 03:14:42] IRCd has dealt allo a Critical Strike! 3 days, 07:29:51 is added to allo's clock.
[02/26/23 03:18:37] Arch got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:28:04 from level 67.
[02/26/23 04:11:13] laama was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:44:51 towards level 73.
[02/26/23 04:21:06] crank got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:06:56 from level 76.
[02/26/23 04:23:30] bsleep tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:44:08 towards level 71.
[02/26/23 04:35:35] MetaNova was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:43 towards level 73.
[02/26/23 06:23:54] el hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:46:50 towards level 72.
[02/26/23 07:32:53] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:55:39 towards level 70.
[02/26/23 07:37:39] HeavyPodda got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:39:42 towards level 71.
[02/26/23 08:32:56] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:02:07 towards level 74.
[02/26/23 08:34:26] pyre met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:26:05 from level 76.
[02/26/23 08:34:32] Sario got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:59 towards level 61.
[02/26/23 08:36:11] LeD's charm ate a bolt of lightning! LeD's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/23 08:45:27] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:16:20 towards level 70.
[02/26/23 09:22:58] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:52:37 towards level 70.
[02/26/23 09:34:06] ChowderKeg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ChowderKeg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/23 10:01:59] Kachin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kachin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/23 10:18:44] Berserker gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:55 towards level 54.
[02/26/23 10:32:53] RussellB slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! RussellB's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/26/23 10:45:01] AlexS found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:26:56 towards level 67.
[02/26/23 11:17:31] muirrum gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:37:02 towards level 59.
[02/26/23 13:05:46] Hatesec was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:14 from level 38.
[02/26/23 13:07:46] Paganel's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Paganel's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/26/23 13:12:50] slim got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:00:10 from level 62.
[02/26/23 13:17:15] pants found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:17 towards level 73.
[02/26/23 13:40:35] Covid-19 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:21 towards level 72.
[02/26/23 15:12:06] Nysdar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:57 towards level 64.
[02/26/23 16:30:50] el ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:45:46 from level 72.
[02/26/23 16:33:29] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:17 towards level 72.
[02/26/23 18:13:25] tmberg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:38:58 from level 71.
[02/26/23 18:58:17] Lnk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:51 towards level 79.
[02/26/23 19:20:00] HeavyPodda was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:54:51 from level 71.
[02/26/23 20:28:25] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:48 towards level 65.
[02/26/23 21:40:38] kzootech hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:33:30 towards level 64.
[02/26/23 22:15:47] SirNeo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:46:52 towards level 59.
[02/26/23 22:33:54] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:02:47 towards level 69.
[02/26/23 23:09:04] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:56:06 towards level 70.
[02/27/23 01:03:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cfebsv2's tunic! cfebsv2's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/23 01:35:50] GRIZZLYMAN got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:19 towards level 51.
[02/27/23 01:40:12] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:37:13 towards level 70.
[02/27/23 01:41:12] n0ssh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! n0ssh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/23 02:41:18] nowz spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! nowz's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/27/23 02:45:25] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:56:27 towards level 62.
[02/27/23 03:16:33] thatmint was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:31:32 towards level 56.
[02/27/23 03:35:34] dax got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:19 from level 33.
[02/27/23 04:07:22] Wolf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:56:38 from level 76.
[02/27/23 04:11:32] Cockatrice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:11:25 towards level 63.
[02/27/23 04:12:39] misha discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:36:45 towards level 77.
[02/27/23 06:10:21] AlexS was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:54:03 from level 67.
[02/27/23 07:29:26] ChowderKeg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:02:46 from level 76.
[02/27/23 08:25:07] canton7 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:15:55 towards level 72.
[02/27/23 08:56:10] Gangsterish spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Gangsterish's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/27/23 09:08:22] Forud was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:06:20 from level 73.
[02/27/23 09:37:17] blabber ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 18:49:29 from level 73.
[02/27/23 10:57:37] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:26:39 towards level 68.
[02/27/23 11:16:46] hdm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:18 towards level 77.
[02/27/23 11:39:50] TimWolla had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:21 towards level 77.
[02/27/23 11:47:58] canton7 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:36:00 towards level 72.
[02/27/23 11:55:26] Theleveler gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:24:09 towards level 77.
[02/27/23 12:04:34] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:26:31 towards level 75.
[02/27/23 12:31:06] SirNeo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:25 towards level 59.
[02/27/23 12:52:19] kinus fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:30:00 from level 68.
[02/27/23 12:57:02] bananaboat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bananaboat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/23 13:07:34] crysis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:58:28 towards level 65.
[02/27/23 13:33:56] bobvador got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:44 from level 73.
[02/27/23 13:43:01] kangor was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:54 from level 3.
[02/27/23 14:25:40] nowz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:22 towards level 54.
[02/27/23 15:30:37] Covid-19 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:04 towards level 72.
[02/27/23 16:45:16] DontEvenPeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:38 towards level 49.
[02/27/23 16:56:24] The local wizard imbued confunctius's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! confunctius's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/23 17:24:13] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:31 towards level 73.
[02/27/23 17:56:19] Erwinstein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:31 towards level 37.
[02/27/23 19:17:29] nowz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:31 towards level 54.
[02/27/23 19:23:03] Nuae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:48 towards level 63.
[02/27/23 19:57:43] The local wizard imbued EddieT137's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! EddieT137's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/23 20:39:03] Fehu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:14:50 towards level 66.
[02/27/23 21:42:10] cfjk spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cfjk's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/27/23 21:43:04] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:09:17 towards level 68.
[02/27/23 22:21:45] t3chn0's charm ate a bolt of lightning! t3chn0's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/23 22:56:15] scumola was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:32:03 from level 70.
[02/27/23 23:23:38] V had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:20:03 towards level 74.
[02/27/23 23:25:23] Wolf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:38:39 towards level 76.
[02/27/23 23:28:38] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:40:07 towards level 75.
[02/28/23 01:05:09] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:06:48 towards level 76.
[02/28/23 01:11:31] Notir found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:11:26 towards level 68.
[02/28/23 03:02:31] kinus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:30:39 towards level 68.
[02/28/23 04:49:58] hax404 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:16:31 from level 73.
[02/28/23 06:11:13] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:35:36 towards level 66.
[02/28/23 07:14:49] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:55:40 towards level 76.
[02/28/23 07:58:16] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:14:02 towards level 69.
[02/28/23 08:17:43] buzel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:39:53 from level 76.
[02/28/23 08:19:26] Chuck's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Chuck's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/28/23 08:33:11] pants's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pants's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/28/23 09:39:59] ToHellWithGA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:28:21 towards level 75.
[02/28/23 10:04:33] Covid-19 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:54 towards level 72.
[02/28/23 10:09:13] CrashOverride ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:35:03 from level 77.
[02/28/23 10:56:50] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:21:07 towards level 70.
[02/28/23 11:43:23] vadas reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! vadas's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/28/23 11:50:03] Notir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:31:26 towards level 68.
[02/28/23 12:16:03] vadas has dealt JigmeDatse a Critical Strike! 2 days, 21:59:34 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[02/28/23 12:25:35] V was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:18:47 from level 74.
[02/28/23 12:44:14] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:05:16 towards level 70.
[02/28/23 12:47:48] The local wizard imbued apb's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! apb's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/28/23 13:09:43] MetaNova was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:50 towards level 73.
[02/28/23 13:23:28] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:00:58 from level 73.
[02/28/23 14:36:20] tscherer was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:49 towards level 48.
[02/28/23 14:51:42] bookworm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:40:48 from level 70.
[02/28/23 15:03:31] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:46 towards level 69.
[02/28/23 15:15:55] CodeB was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:40 from level 39.
[02/28/23 15:23:11] rawgreaze discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:57 towards level 67.
[02/28/23 16:09:39] pants slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pants's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/28/23 16:18:02] SirBummelz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:34:21 towards level 66.
[02/28/23 16:33:54] gusto was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:45:21 from level 58.
[02/28/23 17:08:10] Kachin has dealt thornrag a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:26:29 is added to thornrag's clock.
[02/28/23 17:09:46] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:11:09 towards level 66.
[02/28/23 17:52:10] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:01 towards level 77.
[02/28/23 21:21:56] talisein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:35:14 towards level 74.
[02/28/23 22:05:14] achin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:29 towards level 62.
[02/28/23 22:26:29] allo was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:50:26 from level 75.
[03/01/23 00:01:14] JigmeDatse found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:19:14 towards level 68.
[03/01/23 00:07:15] Wolf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:39:30 from level 76.
[03/01/23 00:15:38] nowz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:44:50 towards level 55.
[03/01/23 02:49:52] ChowderKeg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:13:01 towards level 76.
[03/01/23 05:32:08] gusto bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:18:31 towards level 58.
[03/01/23 06:39:04] caeli was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:32:13 from level 76.
[03/01/23 06:50:27] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:30:37 towards level 66.
[03/01/23 06:52:45] crysis tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:57 towards level 65.
[03/01/23 08:54:16] dax gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:40 towards level 36.
[03/01/23 11:32:22] sky had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:28:07 towards level 73.
[03/01/23 14:04:23] blabber found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:33:23 towards level 73.
[03/01/23 14:34:20] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:35:51 towards level 69.
[03/01/23 14:42:25] hdm reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! hdm's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/23 15:16:53] zcy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:01:47 towards level 58.
[03/01/23 15:57:03] kevkev tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:35 towards level 36.
[03/01/23 16:19:59] jayvee was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:59:48 from level 74.
[03/01/23 18:16:12] kzootech discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:04:59 towards level 64.
[03/01/23 18:36:34] aqsd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:58 towards level 73.
[03/01/23 19:14:01] kenyon was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 05:56:07 from level 75.
[03/01/23 19:41:51] AlexS was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:04 from level 67.
[03/01/23 20:02:55] Erwinstein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:17 towards level 38.
[03/01/23 20:03:16] Kachin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:26:34 towards level 70.
[03/01/23 20:15:13] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:28:35 towards level 78.
[03/01/23 20:44:48] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:02:36 towards level 74.
[03/01/23 22:00:23] Crazycatlady's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Crazycatlady's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/23 22:19:02] krustenkaese discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:32 towards level 37.
[03/01/23 22:22:33] BastelBot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:51 towards level 74.
[03/02/23 00:24:24] yNos ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:43:20 from level 68.
[03/02/23 01:44:14] zbe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:26:33 from level 77.
[03/02/23 01:46:50] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:11 from level 64.
[03/02/23 02:14:55] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:44:51 towards level 66.
[03/02/23 06:45:11] GRIZZLYMAN gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:53 towards level 51.
[03/02/23 06:57:11] GRIZZLYMAN found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:55 towards level 51.
[03/02/23 07:55:06] The local wizard imbued slim's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! slim's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/02/23 09:34:12] Pricey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:59 towards level 64.
[03/02/23 09:59:17] Cockatrice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:26 towards level 63.
[03/02/23 10:32:14] vadas found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:27:06 towards level 53.
[03/02/23 11:37:13] pfoley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:58:22 from level 70.
[03/02/23 11:45:09] crysis burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! crysis's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/02/23 11:51:07] jaxson spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jaxson's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/02/23 12:43:02] Nuae has dealt unicron a Critical Strike! 3 days, 19:13:06 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/02/23 13:28:09] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:28:12 towards level 71.
[03/02/23 14:08:06] allo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:57:24 towards level 75.
[03/02/23 16:23:15] arkie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:57 towards level 28.
[03/02/23 16:24:48] vectr0n ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:20:14 from level 64.
[03/02/23 20:16:29] Stevland got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:07 towards level 70.
[03/02/23 20:19:36] hugga was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:39:06 towards level 65.
[03/02/23 20:29:41] nowz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:33:35 towards level 55.
[03/02/23 20:39:04] Crazycatlady ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:45:34 from level 73.
[03/02/23 21:00:54] Acolarh has dealt Berserker a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:18:19 is added to Berserker's clock.
[03/02/23 21:36:17] laama was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:38 towards level 73.
[03/02/23 22:47:45] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:31:34 from level 58.
[03/02/23 23:57:01] Nuae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:07 towards level 63.
[03/03/23 00:36:41] tsr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:19:19 towards level 70.
[03/03/23 01:12:00] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:13:20 towards level 68.
[03/03/23 01:51:11] V's charm ate a bolt of lightning! V's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/23 02:37:43] StalkR was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:39 towards level 73.
[03/03/23 03:11:11] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:40:31 towards level 78.
[03/03/23 05:54:47] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:42 towards level 74.
[03/03/23 07:11:34] bfft was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:25 towards level 43.
[03/03/23 09:09:22] Wam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:49:06 towards level 67.
[03/03/23 09:40:09] Bolded has dealt theZoMBiE a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:48:06 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[03/03/23 10:00:22] pfoley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:06 towards level 70.
[03/03/23 12:04:22] Berserker reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Berserker's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/23 12:39:54] Theleveler was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:53:47 from level 77.
[03/03/23 12:49:50] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:20:06 towards level 77.
[03/03/23 13:02:43] TheSilentLink reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TheSilentLink's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/23 13:19:34] Thorael was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:16 from level 73.
[03/03/23 13:49:10] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:44 towards level 62.
[03/03/23 14:53:34] washclof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:55:28 towards level 79.
[03/03/23 14:58:08] Luca got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:34 towards level 47.
[03/03/23 15:00:12] Khorne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:19:07 towards level 77.
[03/03/23 15:54:10] Cockatrice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:45 towards level 63.
[03/03/23 16:18:39] gildarts tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:24:46 towards level 70.
[03/03/23 18:10:39] tswsl's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tswsl's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/23 18:41:30] dax fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:10:04 from level 38.
[03/03/23 18:42:36] gradator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:17:33 towards level 74.
[03/03/23 19:10:30] SSLbits got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:35:31 from level 64.
[03/03/23 20:11:43] shikhin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:59:01 towards level 75.
[03/03/23 20:16:38] SirBummelz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:28 towards level 66.
[03/03/23 20:28:42] TheSilentLink ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:32:13 from level 66.
[03/03/23 20:33:10] Pricey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:40 towards level 64.
[03/03/23 22:03:55] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:54:32 from level 77.
[03/03/23 22:03:55] nowz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:43:31 towards level 55.
[03/03/23 22:18:16] gusto got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:17 towards level 58.
[03/03/23 23:24:06] RussellB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:58:33 towards level 72.
[03/03/23 23:29:21] damyan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:54:33 from level 69.
[03/04/23 00:07:03] The local wizard imbued Erwinstein's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Erwinstein's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/23 00:28:50] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:24:09 towards level 62.
[03/04/23 00:37:37] CrashOverride found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:40 towards level 77.
[03/04/23 02:34:44] "\@_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:02:33 towards level 74.
[03/04/23 02:38:24] Sario found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:16:33 towards level 62.
[03/04/23 04:45:15] apb found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:55:33 towards level 70.
[03/04/23 05:30:26] Ecko was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:40 towards level 67.
[03/04/23 05:32:39] dax bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:09 towards level 38.
[03/04/23 05:39:10] crysis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:24 towards level 65.
[03/04/23 05:42:17] zcy was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:19:43 from level 58.
[03/04/23 05:44:17] HeavyPodda bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:16:14 towards level 71.
[03/04/23 05:48:39] damyan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:30:39 towards level 69.
[03/04/23 06:28:40] Wolf was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:40:19 from level 76.
[03/04/23 07:17:24] adamus1red found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:10 towards level 72.
[03/04/23 08:11:05] pyre's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pyre's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/23 08:12:23] particleflux was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:35 from level 20.
[03/04/23 09:26:12] Puff was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:34:51 from level 74.
[03/04/23 09:28:06] The local wizard imbued KingPimpCommand's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! KingPimpCommand's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/23 09:38:47] Lnk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:21:51 towards level 80.
[03/04/23 10:23:05] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:17:15 towards level 73.
[03/04/23 10:58:08] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:45:42 towards level 77.
[03/04/23 11:02:12] HeavyPodda's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! HeavyPodda's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/23 12:27:17] thatmint had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:42 towards level 56.
[03/04/23 12:40:35] SirBummelz spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! SirBummelz's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/04/23 12:55:01] bananaboat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bananaboat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/23 13:05:00] nowz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:32:55 towards level 55.
[03/04/23 14:02:48] Minus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:41:00 towards level 64.
[03/04/23 14:05:15] Khorne was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:32:39 from level 77.
[03/04/23 14:14:23] GRIZZLYMAN caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:06 towards level 51.
[03/04/23 14:29:53] vadas found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:44 towards level 53.
[03/04/23 14:32:42] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:41:09 towards level 68.
[03/04/23 14:46:08] drahthaar has dealt Lenny_ a Critical Strike! 7 days, 20:13:04 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[03/04/23 15:10:19] Crazycatlady walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:38:57 from level 73.
[03/04/23 15:38:27] GRIZZLYMAN discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:35 towards level 51.
[03/04/23 15:42:24] t3chn0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:34 towards level 72.
[03/04/23 17:51:02] SirBummelz was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:24:41 from level 66.
[03/04/23 17:54:05] crank reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! crank's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/23 19:13:11] ToHellWithGA's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ToHellWithGA's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/23 19:58:59] CompanionCube was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:21:41 towards level 76.
[03/04/23 21:02:27] Covid-19 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:54:17 from level 73.
[03/04/23 21:14:44] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:45:07 towards level 69.
[03/04/23 21:16:17] zcy walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:18:08 from level 58.
[03/04/23 23:49:57] blabber reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! blabber's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/23 01:48:32] Berserker was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:03:45 from level 55.
[03/05/23 02:01:07] Aksej got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:49:23 from level 70.
[03/05/23 02:42:27] canton7 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! canton7's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/23 02:48:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on drahthaar's tunic! drahthaar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/23 03:30:16] slim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:11 towards level 62.
[03/05/23 04:06:18] tmberg's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tmberg's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/23 05:56:19] kevkev was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:10 from level 39.
[03/05/23 06:35:29] pfoley spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pfoley's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/05/23 06:51:51] zcy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:50:36 towards level 58.
[03/05/23 07:28:01] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:27:42 towards level 76.
[03/05/23 07:31:59] crank caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:41:06 towards level 76.
[03/05/23 07:36:42] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:31:22 towards level 69.
[03/05/23 08:52:33] vadas had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:39 towards level 53.
[03/05/23 09:33:02] Kurenai was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:03 towards level 64.
[03/05/23 11:05:18] aqsd met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:38:30 from level 73.
[03/05/23 12:35:21] V got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:41 towards level 74.
[03/05/23 12:46:23] KindOne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:12 towards level 67.
[03/05/23 14:08:22] Przemek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Przemek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/23 14:37:07] allo's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! allo's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/05/23 15:19:42] Affliction got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:28:08 from level 74.
[03/05/23 15:36:34] crank ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:39:57 from level 76.
[03/05/23 15:53:08] dyvonna got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:34 towards level 66.
[03/05/23 16:20:44] AlexS burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! AlexS's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/05/23 16:22:41] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:37:20 towards level 70.
[03/05/23 22:24:50] blabber bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:47:12 towards level 73.
[03/05/23 22:29:03] SSLbits's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SSLbits's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/23 23:55:20] tsr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:40:48 towards level 70.
[03/06/23 00:15:01] kzootech was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:39 towards level 64.
[03/06/23 00:28:54] Forud discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:03:32 towards level 73.
[03/06/23 01:10:12] rawgreaze was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:18:21 from level 67.
[03/06/23 01:17:28] The local wizard imbued thatmint's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! thatmint's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/23 01:31:40] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/23 01:48:58] vectr0n was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:19:26 from level 64.
[03/06/23 05:10:43] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:11 towards level 78.
[03/06/23 05:12:23] Tangles found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:49:52 towards level 71.
[03/06/23 06:01:38] zbe's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zbe's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/23 06:18:33] jacquesssss tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:20 towards level 45.
[03/06/23 06:29:41] gradator's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gradator's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/23 06:38:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pwae's tunic! pwae's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/23 06:48:21] Drin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:38:34 towards level 70.
[03/06/23 06:54:07] misha has dealt Nysdar a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:27:41 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[03/06/23 07:24:53] jjasghar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:25 towards level 66.
[03/06/23 08:26:56] CodeB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:11 towards level 42.
[03/06/23 09:59:08] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:06:07 towards level 77.
[03/06/23 11:13:22] Matthew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:34 from level 50.
[03/06/23 11:49:29] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:19:07 from level 68.
[03/06/23 13:03:39] ChowderKeg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:58 towards level 76.
[03/06/23 14:53:06] slim was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:38 towards level 62.
[03/06/23 17:09:46] misha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:09 towards level 77.
[03/06/23 17:58:46] bobvador found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:21:59 towards level 74.
[03/06/23 18:59:40] kptr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:40:58 towards level 74.
[03/06/23 19:27:33] bobvador was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:10:13 towards level 74.
[03/06/23 19:58:44] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:00 towards level 71.
[03/06/23 20:17:57] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:12 towards level 77.
[03/06/23 21:19:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Acolarh's tunic! Acolarh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/23 21:50:35] EddieT137 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:42:25 towards level 67.
[03/06/23 22:52:24] Minus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:26:21 towards level 64.
[03/06/23 22:54:39] allo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:12:20 towards level 75.
[03/06/23 23:06:47] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:48 towards level 74.
[03/06/23 23:09:30] tscherer was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:38 towards level 49.
[03/06/23 23:20:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gildarts's tunic! gildarts's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/23 00:26:42] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:53 towards level 74.
[03/07/23 00:53:21] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:55:18 towards level 75.
[03/07/23 01:55:04] The local wizard imbued gildarts's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gildarts's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/23 03:42:41] Przemek has dealt kptr a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:33:17 is added to kptr's clock.
[03/07/23 03:49:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on RussellB's tunic! RussellB's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/23 04:14:08] heisenbug got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:09:51 from level 77.
[03/07/23 05:02:54] el bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:47:02 towards level 72.
[03/07/23 05:07:04] JamCow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:07 towards level 73.
[03/07/23 05:59:50] Kachin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:01:04 towards level 70.
[03/07/23 06:46:01] Wam ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:04:54 from level 67.
[03/07/23 07:06:23] idleneutral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:23:22 towards level 61.
[03/07/23 07:11:03] jjasghar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:26:26 towards level 67.
[03/07/23 09:45:16] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:09:14 towards level 73.
[03/07/23 09:52:06] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:32:34 towards level 73.
[03/07/23 09:53:18] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:16:54 towards level 75.
[03/07/23 10:32:29] ahmubashshir walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:59:22 from level 63.
[03/07/23 12:14:52] misha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:49:53 towards level 77.
[03/07/23 12:18:19] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:15 towards level 72.
[03/07/23 13:53:51] blabber hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:50:15 towards level 73.
[03/07/23 14:27:24] gildarts gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:30:25 towards level 70.
[03/07/23 14:29:49] hugga met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:32:59 from level 65.
[03/07/23 14:45:03] nawcom met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:38:42 from level 68.
[03/07/23 14:48:49] kzootech caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:08:09 towards level 65.
[03/07/23 14:58:24] apb was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:59 from level 70.
[03/07/23 15:24:39] Wam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:12 towards level 67.
[03/07/23 15:31:31] TimWolla found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:59:03 towards level 78.
[03/07/23 15:54:00] adamus1red's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! adamus1red's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/23 19:10:32] t3chn0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:05:21 towards level 73.
[03/07/23 19:49:20] cadfael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:28:59 towards level 69.
[03/07/23 20:17:32] jjasghar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:08:21 towards level 67.
[03/07/23 20:20:30] zcy reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zcy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/23 20:36:36] V was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:01 from level 74.
[03/07/23 21:12:03] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:28:26 towards level 70.
[03/07/23 21:30:28] StalkR found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:32:27 towards level 74.
[03/07/23 21:33:20] yano fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:19 from level 73.
[03/07/23 22:01:23] sky had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:44:53 towards level 73.
[03/07/23 23:10:28] Pricey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:01:46 towards level 65.
[03/08/23 00:40:09] Nysdar spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Nysdar's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/08/23 01:16:48] CrashOverride had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:30 towards level 77.
[03/08/23 01:17:51] ChowderKeg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:20:46 from level 76.
[03/08/23 03:12:06] Tabmow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:19:15 towards level 66.
[03/08/23 03:12:54] arkie was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:50 towards level 35.
[03/08/23 03:38:13] Abe got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:45:59 from level 69.
[03/08/23 03:41:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Dan's tunic! Dan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/08/23 03:46:06] Bolded was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:43 towards level 68.
[03/08/23 04:26:14] Jens was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:23:43 from level 68.
[03/08/23 05:08:53] Theleveler gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:40:50 towards level 77.
[03/08/23 05:38:20] Tangles was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:16:42 towards level 71.
[03/08/23 05:48:25] hdm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:22:11 from level 78.
[03/08/23 05:57:45] Pricey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:03:10 towards level 65.
[03/08/23 07:13:32] krustenkaese was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:41 towards level 40.
[03/08/23 07:23:49] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:55:18 towards level 74.
[03/08/23 07:47:38] tsr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:47:37 towards level 70.
[03/08/23 07:58:50] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:18:49 towards level 70.
[03/08/23 08:34:15] Kurenai was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:36:44 from level 64.
[03/08/23 08:37:43] krustenkaese's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! krustenkaese's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/08/23 09:27:07] cfebsv2 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:51 towards level 39.
[03/08/23 09:50:02] CodeB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:21 towards level 43.
[03/08/23 09:50:17] Cockatrice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:21 towards level 63.
[03/08/23 10:19:55] TauPan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:43 towards level 65.
[03/08/23 11:26:16] Ecko caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:36:18 towards level 68.
[03/08/23 11:49:45] dbx12's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dbx12's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/08/23 11:53:37] CodeB's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CodeB's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/08/23 12:03:00] cadfael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:46 towards level 69.
[03/08/23 12:28:01] tscherer fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:35:48 from level 49.
[03/08/23 13:16:11] canton7 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:09 towards level 72.
[03/08/23 13:49:36] thornrag had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:44:12 towards level 73.
[03/08/23 14:02:03] washclof's charm ate a bolt of lightning! washclof's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/08/23 14:26:38] kevkev got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:08 from level 40.
[03/08/23 15:02:54] Aksej discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:10:06 towards level 70.
[03/08/23 15:23:59] zcy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:00:21 towards level 58.
[03/08/23 15:50:22] TauPan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:42:46 towards level 65.
[03/08/23 15:51:22] Asara was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:21:13 towards level 75.
[03/08/23 16:15:11] dyvonna was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:24 from level 66.
[03/08/23 16:50:01] Fenrik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:19:41 towards level 73.
[03/08/23 16:53:16] GRIZZLYMAN met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:37:36 from level 52.
[03/08/23 19:36:24] Affliction's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Affliction's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/08/23 19:51:38] Finley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:17:43 towards level 63.
[03/08/23 20:20:23] gradator found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:10:31 towards level 74.
[03/08/23 20:29:15] vectr0n was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:30:41 towards level 65.
[03/08/23 22:40:56] alexlehm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:43 towards level 44.
[03/08/23 22:44:51] Notir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:41:15 towards level 68.
[03/08/23 22:46:36] confunctius ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:02:32 from level 53.
[03/09/23 00:47:30] kevkev had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:43 towards level 40.
[03/09/23 01:28:28] kinus met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:18:00 from level 68.
[03/09/23 02:07:56] StalkR hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:31:15 towards level 74.
[03/09/23 02:24:11] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:26 towards level 73.
[03/09/23 02:39:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on d4n13L's tunic! d4n13L's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/23 03:09:17] gusto was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:18 towards level 58.
[03/09/23 03:28:55] Matthew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:40 towards level 51.
[03/09/23 03:41:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on apb's tunic! apb's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/23 04:09:22] Nysdar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:24 towards level 64.
[03/09/23 04:09:46] Sombra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:37:25 from level 77.
[03/09/23 04:14:41] crank discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:50:17 towards level 76.
[03/09/23 06:31:09] Puff found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:17:32 towards level 74.
[03/09/23 07:14:31] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:14 towards level 74.
[03/09/23 07:52:12] cadfael spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cadfael's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/09/23 09:53:32] thatmint was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:01 from level 56.
[03/09/23 10:32:30] "\@_ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:18:27 towards level 74.
[03/09/23 11:01:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on zbe's tunic! zbe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/23 11:55:13] caeli was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:14:03 from level 76.
[03/09/23 12:47:17] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:22 towards level 78.
[03/09/23 13:06:05] kinus burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kinus's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/09/23 13:32:25] BUSY tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:49:40 towards level 64.
[03/09/23 13:35:19] Asara had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:44:58 towards level 75.
[03/09/23 14:12:42] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:56:08 towards level 76.
[03/09/23 15:05:39] bookworm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:49:46 towards level 70.
[03/09/23 15:26:10] RussellB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:59:19 towards level 73.
[03/09/23 15:47:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on muirrum's tunic! muirrum's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/23 16:04:30] apb was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:41:37 from level 71.
[03/09/23 16:47:20] TimeWarp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:07:47 towards level 63.
[03/09/23 17:11:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sc's tunic! sc's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/23 17:51:13] Paganel was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:55:49 from level 73.
[03/09/23 19:58:17] xbill was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:32:16 towards level 82.
[03/09/23 20:00:29] Wam was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:55:16 from level 67.
[03/09/23 20:48:12] DontEvenPeek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DontEvenPeek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/23 21:09:40] GRIZZLYMAN found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:52:45 towards level 52.
[03/09/23 22:28:45] aqsd was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:56:42 from level 73.
[03/09/23 23:54:30] Cockatrice got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:27 from level 63.
[03/10/23 00:17:07] Forud was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:25:19 from level 73.
[03/10/23 00:59:30] hdm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:24:48 towards level 78.
[03/10/23 03:05:18] yano was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:49:52 towards level 74.
[03/10/23 03:53:43] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:44:32 towards level 68.
[03/10/23 05:14:42] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:46:31 towards level 78.
[03/10/23 05:23:10] aqsd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:11 towards level 73.
[03/10/23 05:42:13] bananaboat spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bananaboat's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/10/23 05:47:08] Acolarh ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:06 from level 74.
[03/10/23 05:54:19] kzootech got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:52:41 towards level 65.
[03/10/23 05:57:26] brycec gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:54 towards level 69.
[03/10/23 06:05:48] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:59:22 towards level 74.
[03/10/23 06:42:22] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:49:26 towards level 78.
[03/10/23 07:45:16] GilbertErik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:41:08 towards level 69.
[03/10/23 09:35:25] pants was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:12:31 from level 74.
[03/10/23 09:58:24] Angelina was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:58 towards level 59.
[03/10/23 10:25:44] CompanionCube was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:06:22 from level 76.
[03/10/23 10:44:26] achin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:30:10 towards level 63.
[03/10/23 11:31:35] crysis discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:42 towards level 66.
[03/10/23 11:56:13] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:31:50 towards level 74.
[03/10/23 12:09:46] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:38 towards level 77.
[03/10/23 12:44:43] Forud was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:15:48 towards level 73.
[03/10/23 13:09:56] theZoMBiE caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:42:38 towards level 57.
[03/10/23 13:55:04] TauPan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TauPan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/23 13:58:17] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:20:00 towards level 68.
[03/10/23 14:10:34] dyvonna was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:01 towards level 66.
[03/10/23 14:11:52] zcy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:21 towards level 58.
[03/10/23 14:13:59] d4n13L hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:53:54 towards level 73.
[03/10/23 14:29:32] tomgus1's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tomgus1's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/23 14:36:24] thornrag found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:08:37 towards level 73.
[03/10/23 14:49:48] cfebsv2 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:08:12 from level 40.
[03/10/23 15:26:32] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:28:02 towards level 70.
[03/10/23 15:33:06] GRIZZLYMAN gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:09 towards level 52.
[03/10/23 15:46:32] tscherer hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:10 towards level 49.
[03/10/23 15:50:06] Fehu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:42 towards level 66.
[03/10/23 18:08:44] MadMan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:27:02 towards level 71.
[03/10/23 18:10:47] Fehu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:17 towards level 66.
[03/10/23 18:32:36] Lnk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:40:52 towards level 80.
[03/10/23 19:21:01] hax404 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:10:48 from level 73.
[03/10/23 19:33:06] TauPan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:11:15 from level 65.
[03/10/23 20:58:53] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:59 towards level 72.
[03/10/23 21:07:31] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:09 towards level 70.
[03/10/23 23:12:30] TimeWarp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:22 towards level 63.
[03/10/23 23:15:34] elf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:25:55 from level 76.
[03/10/23 23:40:33] shikhin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! shikhin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/23 23:53:44] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:37:07 towards level 74.
[03/11/23 00:06:26] idleevil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:08:18 towards level 63.
[03/11/23 00:25:44] StalkR had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:07:12 towards level 74.
[03/11/23 01:18:55] Paganel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:39 towards level 73.
[03/11/23 01:45:04] tswsl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:08:54 towards level 76.
[03/11/23 01:53:23] Cockatrice was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:43 towards level 63.
[03/11/23 02:06:35] Techman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:40:16 towards level 76.
[03/11/23 02:42:42] Nysdar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:42 towards level 64.
[03/11/23 02:54:15] muirrum's charm ate a bolt of lightning! muirrum's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/23 04:29:06] pants caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:34:32 towards level 74.
[03/11/23 05:14:46] Chuck burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Chuck's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/11/23 05:23:20] idleevil was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:50:53 from level 63.
[03/11/23 06:17:34] dwfreed has dealt tomgus1 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:32:46 is added to tomgus1's clock.
[03/11/23 07:07:27] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:23:39 towards level 58.
[03/11/23 07:15:47] ichabodiedcrane gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:13 towards level 27.
[03/11/23 07:33:09] RussellB got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:39:18 towards level 73.
[03/11/23 07:37:30] Minus was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:39:08 from level 64.
[03/11/23 07:46:51] tomhek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:18:12 towards level 73.
[03/11/23 08:02:33] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:23:15 towards level 64.
[03/11/23 08:18:45] Aksej tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:01:54 towards level 70.
[03/11/23 08:41:13] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:41 towards level 77.
[03/11/23 10:41:13] crysis was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:27:07 from level 66.
[03/11/23 11:26:37] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:37:20 towards level 74.
[03/11/23 11:34:36] thatmint has dealt caeli a Critical Strike! 6 days, 03:43:18 is added to caeli's clock.
[03/11/23 12:08:25] particleflux walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:36 from level 36.
[03/11/23 12:20:24] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:46:53 towards level 79.
[03/11/23 12:55:43] munkis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:41:25 towards level 66.
[03/11/23 12:57:23] n0ssh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! n0ssh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/23 14:12:15] Mat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:25 towards level 27.
[03/11/23 15:05:53] zcy got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:49 towards level 58.
[03/11/23 15:19:37] idleevil fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:44:18 from level 63.
[03/11/23 16:58:18] Notir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:08 towards level 68.
[03/11/23 18:03:33] CrashOverride tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:44:36 towards level 78.
[03/11/23 18:58:14] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:04:22 towards level 75.
[03/11/23 19:04:03] Asara had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:23:07 towards level 75.
[03/11/23 19:17:51] alexlehm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:17 towards level 44.
[03/11/23 19:34:42] LeD tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:26:16 towards level 65.
[03/11/23 20:15:55] ChowderKeg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:38 from level 76.
[03/11/23 20:26:21] signofzeta had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:53:30 towards level 68.
[03/11/23 21:41:34] TimeWarp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:52:27 towards level 63.
[03/11/23 23:18:21] Gorek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:45:12 towards level 76.
[03/11/23 23:28:23] SirNeo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:33:34 towards level 60.
[03/12/23 00:29:08] StalkR's charm ate a bolt of lightning! StalkR's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/23 01:35:21] nya's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nya's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/23 02:02:42] vadas got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:39:40 towards level 54.
[03/12/23 04:00:17] particleflux hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:12 towards level 36.
[03/12/23 04:00:56] bfft met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:41:59 from level 46.
[03/12/23 05:50:43] Kachin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:40 towards level 70.
[03/12/23 06:34:46] Fehu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:20:42 towards level 66.
[03/12/23 06:54:44] The local wizard imbued cfjk's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cfjk's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/23 07:04:22] solarsparq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:08:58 towards level 61.
[03/12/23 07:36:02] Jens had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:25:05 towards level 68.
[03/12/23 07:46:32] EddieT137 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:31 towards level 67.
[03/12/23 08:10:18] Chuck ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:59 from level 71.
[03/12/23 09:32:56] The local wizard imbued Abe's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Abe's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/23 10:10:18] Lnk spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Lnk's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/12/23 10:36:23] Bolded slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Bolded's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/12/23 12:10:27] Ecko had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:38:05 towards level 68.
[03/12/23 12:34:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CodeB's tunic! CodeB's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/23 12:39:33] thornrag ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:26:39 from level 73.
[03/12/23 13:01:13] KindOne was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:06:07 from level 68.
[03/12/23 13:06:23] ahmubashshir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:06 towards level 63.
[03/12/23 14:46:58] kzootech found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:08:18 towards level 65.
[03/12/23 15:24:48] Khorne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:12 towards level 77.
[03/12/23 16:59:40] SirNeo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:13:44 towards level 60.
[03/12/23 17:24:03] tsr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:38:01 towards level 70.
[03/12/23 17:36:43] Kritzefitz was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:21:35 from level 71.
[03/12/23 19:34:07] SirNeo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:26:55 from level 60.
[03/12/23 19:37:11] sky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:06 towards level 73.
[03/12/23 20:21:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Abe's tunic! Abe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/23 20:23:09] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:20:04 towards level 71.
[03/12/23 20:46:59] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:56:53 towards level 73.
[03/12/23 21:38:54] tomgus1 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:06:38 from level 52.
[03/12/23 23:13:23] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:34 towards level 76.
[03/12/23 23:15:09] CodeGeek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:39:46 from level 74.
[03/12/23 23:38:19] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:08 towards level 76.
[03/13/23 01:02:09] blabber met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:13:08 from level 73.
[03/13/23 02:34:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SirNeo's tunic! SirNeo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/23 02:45:59] Ecko found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:57:03 towards level 68.
[03/13/23 02:56:26] Cockatrice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:11:06 towards level 64.
[03/13/23 03:02:03] Mat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:42 towards level 30.
[03/13/23 03:35:49] dyvonna was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:28 towards level 66.
[03/13/23 04:48:30] kinus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:59:37 from level 68.
[03/13/23 07:12:56] herald has dealt StalkR a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:09:56 is added to StalkR's clock.
[03/13/23 07:44:59] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:33:30 towards level 66.
[03/13/23 07:46:36] Dan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:54 towards level 52.
[03/13/23 10:20:46] Techman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:35 towards level 76.
[03/13/23 10:32:41] bsleep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:56:34 towards level 71.
[03/13/23 11:22:14] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:04:09 towards level 69.
[03/13/23 11:52:56] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:02:25 towards level 58.
[03/13/23 12:32:22] KindOne was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:13:10 from level 68.
[03/13/23 13:49:57] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:58:11 towards level 73.
[03/13/23 14:36:42] Techman's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Techman's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/23 14:37:03] rawgreaze bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:57:47 towards level 68.
[03/13/23 15:26:51] Thorael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:18:37 towards level 74.
[03/13/23 15:46:58] jjasghar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:18:38 towards level 67.
[03/13/23 15:59:37] enteral's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! enteral's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/13/23 16:25:18] rawgreaze was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:44:58 from level 68.
[03/13/23 16:42:42] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:29 towards level 75.
[03/13/23 16:52:32] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:04 towards level 76.
[03/13/23 17:40:32] crysis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:23:46 towards level 66.
[03/13/23 18:42:32] Arch discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:18:19 towards level 68.
[03/13/23 18:48:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Wolf's tunic! Wolf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/23 18:51:25] TauPan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TauPan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/23 19:54:57] jjasghar has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:56:58 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[03/13/23 21:51:37] Luca was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:04 from level 49.
[03/13/23 23:30:45] d4n13L gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:48:49 towards level 73.
[03/13/23 23:58:29] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:11:20 from level 70.
[03/14/23 00:02:57] adamus1red tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:25:24 towards level 73.
[03/14/23 00:03:46] JamCow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:07:35 towards level 74.
[03/14/23 00:48:06] MetaNova got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:21:07 towards level 74.
[03/14/23 01:01:42] LeD got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:31:18 towards level 65.
[03/14/23 01:48:09] Forud ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:25:29 from level 73.
[03/14/23 02:16:09] Luca caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:19 towards level 49.
[03/14/23 02:23:01] sc reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/23 02:44:47] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:17:11 towards level 70.
[03/14/23 03:40:53] binaryhermit found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:06:36 towards level 57.
[03/14/23 04:09:32] Matthew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:24 towards level 51.
[03/14/23 04:35:41] Finley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:58:57 towards level 63.
[03/14/23 05:26:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on rawgreaze's tunic! rawgreaze's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/23 05:51:32] VOID walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:14:38 from level 59.
[03/14/23 05:58:45] Nysdar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:04 towards level 64.
[03/14/23 05:59:28] crank was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:50:47 from level 76.
[03/14/23 07:56:18] talisein was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:32:00 from level 74.
[03/14/23 08:35:02] bobvador discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:56:02 towards level 74.
[03/14/23 08:39:51] Drin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:52:05 towards level 70.
[03/14/23 08:56:27] ufo-piloot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:29 towards level 54.
[03/14/23 09:06:48] Wam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:54 towards level 67.
[03/14/23 09:46:10] dyvonna found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:01:30 towards level 67.
[03/14/23 10:47:44] binaryhermit has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:32:18 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/14/23 11:10:21] tsr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:27:43 from level 70.
[03/14/23 11:15:34] Fenrik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:06 towards level 73.
[03/14/23 11:18:32] VOID was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:17 towards level 59.
[03/14/23 11:24:00] binaryhermit found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:08 towards level 57.
[03/14/23 12:20:08] canton7's charm ate a bolt of lightning! canton7's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/23 13:10:31] SirBummelz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:31:50 towards level 67.
[03/14/23 13:28:01] MadMan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:01:35 towards level 71.
[03/14/23 13:43:55] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:50:27 towards level 73.
[03/14/23 13:44:13] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:45 towards level 77.
[03/14/23 13:48:16] Asara tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:24 towards level 75.
[03/14/23 14:38:27] Omega hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:58:15 towards level 70.
[03/14/23 15:07:30] Berserker hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:03 towards level 55.
[03/14/23 16:38:14] SirNeo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:37:51 towards level 60.
[03/14/23 16:42:48] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:53 towards level 76.
[03/14/23 17:00:52] ukleinek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:46:00 from level 70.
[03/14/23 17:09:47] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:36 towards level 73.
[03/14/23 18:15:07] Sombra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:17:54 towards level 77.
[03/14/23 20:16:28] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:49:23 towards level 69.
[03/14/23 21:17:17] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:39:21 towards level 73.
[03/14/23 21:23:57] eroc1990 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:04 towards level 56.
[03/14/23 21:26:31] EddieT137 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:00:32 from level 67.
[03/14/23 21:44:44] The local wizard imbued talisein's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! talisein's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/23 22:09:05] hugga tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:26:12 towards level 66.
[03/14/23 22:41:05] caeli was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:28:45 from level 76.
[03/14/23 23:20:16] hdm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:43:52 from level 78.
[03/14/23 23:44:42] MadMan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:07:35 towards level 71.
[03/15/23 00:15:57] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:15:46 towards level 68.
[03/15/23 00:49:34] ahmubashshir ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:23:02 from level 63.
[03/15/23 00:49:43] A_Dragon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:09:38 towards level 70.
[03/15/23 00:49:52] Asara reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Asara's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/23 00:51:10] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:46:38 towards level 58.
[03/15/23 01:04:19] Theleveler ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:25:58 from level 77.
[03/15/23 01:19:59] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:48 towards level 70.
[03/15/23 01:47:16] yNos was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:07 towards level 68.
[03/15/23 02:24:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bg's tunic! bg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/23 02:25:42] SuzakuMedli found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:38:00 towards level 58.
[03/15/23 02:27:00] tsr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:47:18 towards level 70.
[03/15/23 02:55:51] xbill ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:22:23 from level 82.
[03/15/23 03:00:49] Koffa was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:04 from level 73.
[03/15/23 03:29:36] ufo-piloot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:32:36 from level 55.
[03/15/23 04:19:49] el gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:34:47 towards level 73.
[03/15/23 04:51:29] postikana found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:36:33 towards level 68.
[03/15/23 04:55:24] CrashOverride bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:19:43 towards level 78.
[03/15/23 05:15:25] kptr ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:22:31 from level 74.
[03/15/23 05:48:32] idleneutral was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:33:59 from level 61.
[03/15/23 06:10:54] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:18:42 towards level 70.
[03/15/23 06:26:25] ChowderKeg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ChowderKeg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/23 06:31:16] dyvonna had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:55:51 towards level 67.
[03/15/23 07:00:31] bfft has dealt Berserker a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:08:31 is added to Berserker's clock.
[03/15/23 07:12:55] RussellB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:00:38 towards level 73.
[03/15/23 07:51:23] particleflux was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:05 towards level 38.
[03/15/23 08:41:40] Forud was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:13:55 from level 73.
[03/15/23 09:04:11] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:16 towards level 73.
[03/15/23 09:06:51] jjasghar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:32:49 towards level 67.
[03/15/23 09:50:21] Faradome was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:10 towards level 60.
[03/15/23 10:42:08] GRIZZLYMAN was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:38 from level 52.
[03/15/23 11:14:06] Angelina found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:22:55 towards level 60.
[03/15/23 12:30:48] hugga found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:18:00 towards level 66.
[03/15/23 13:48:41] CompanionCube found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:14:00 towards level 76.
[03/15/23 14:38:10] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:19:57 towards level 74.
[03/15/23 15:27:29] Tabmow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:13 towards level 66.
[03/15/23 15:56:29] blabber was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:07:10 towards level 73.
[03/15/23 16:12:35] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:28 towards level 67.
[03/15/23 16:14:38] binaryhermit's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! binaryhermit's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/15/23 16:55:40] Omega spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Omega's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/15/23 18:19:44] JigmeDatse was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:58:45 from level 68.
[03/15/23 19:02:59] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:45:09 towards level 70.
[03/15/23 19:19:23] The local wizard imbued herald's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! herald's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/23 20:14:11] confunctius bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:37:51 towards level 54.
[03/15/23 20:36:34] CompanionCube had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:27:48 towards level 76.
[03/15/23 20:43:54] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:03:00 towards level 74.
[03/15/23 21:09:59] Chuck was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:54:47 towards level 72.
[03/15/23 22:46:17] blabber was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:16:16 towards level 73.
[03/15/23 23:13:11] bfft bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:18 towards level 47.
[03/15/23 23:24:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Malvolio's tunic! Malvolio's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/23 23:29:54] SuzakuMedli was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:04 towards level 58.
[03/16/23 01:09:15] CodeB's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CodeB's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/23 01:18:32] Tabmow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:12:58 towards level 66.
[03/16/23 01:57:19] talisein was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:33:21 from level 74.
[03/16/23 02:55:18] HellSpawn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:09:07 towards level 71.
[03/16/23 03:14:32] Koffa's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Koffa's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/23 03:55:20] pants ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:58:29 from level 74.
[03/16/23 04:27:00] StalkR had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:31 towards level 74.
[03/16/23 04:36:48] bsleep was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:28 towards level 71.
[03/16/23 04:58:16] thatmint was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:45:25 towards level 57.
[03/16/23 05:31:25] damyan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! damyan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/23 05:36:29] hugga found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:27:38 towards level 66.
[03/16/23 06:19:33] The local wizard imbued idleevil's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! idleevil's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/23 06:21:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SuzakuMedli's tunic! SuzakuMedli's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/23 07:34:26] V fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:03:46 from level 75.
[03/16/23 07:58:07] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:23 towards level 69.
[03/16/23 09:00:41] alexlehm's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! alexlehm's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/23 09:55:59] xbill was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:49:46 towards level 82.
[03/16/23 12:39:53] alexlehm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:55:24 from level 46.
[03/16/23 12:40:17] MadMan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MadMan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/23 13:13:35] bsleep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:03 towards level 71.
[03/16/23 13:25:17] tswsl was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:35:58 from level 77.
[03/16/23 13:54:35] postikana was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:14:59 towards level 68.
[03/16/23 14:18:55] confunctius's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! confunctius's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/23 15:02:45] Omega ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:08:38 from level 70.
[03/16/23 15:56:56] thornrag ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:25:24 from level 73.
[03/16/23 16:07:52] HellSpawn was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:22:07 from level 71.
[03/16/23 16:12:02] arkie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:14 towards level 40.
[03/16/23 17:01:46] Covid-19 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:44:46 towards level 73.
[03/16/23 17:35:52] xbill was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:51:38 towards level 82.
[03/16/23 18:01:32] A_Dragon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:17:47 towards level 70.
[03/16/23 18:10:07] ufo-piloot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:08:17 towards level 55.
[03/16/23 18:27:46] kzootech was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:02:16 from level 65.
[03/16/23 20:10:33] bookworm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:14:44 from level 70.
[03/16/23 21:15:34] laama's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! laama's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/16/23 22:44:35] talisein found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:20:09 towards level 74.
[03/16/23 23:44:03] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:17:21 towards level 71.
[03/17/23 01:49:35] Matthew spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Matthew's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/17/23 01:50:47] idlegood found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:25:12 towards level 65.
[03/17/23 01:50:53] talisein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:20:13 towards level 74.
[03/17/23 02:10:25] Przemek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:56 towards level 41.
[03/17/23 02:17:32] krustenkaese was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:48 towards level 42.
[03/17/23 02:42:29] Minus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:19 towards level 64.
[03/17/23 02:43:56] Wam got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:46 from level 67.
[03/17/23 03:03:51] hugga's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hugga's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/23 03:34:31] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:28:31 towards level 73.
[03/17/23 04:00:21] blabber found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:47:32 towards level 73.
[03/17/23 04:18:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Khorne's tunic! Khorne's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/23 05:08:37] pfoley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:33:06 towards level 71.
[03/17/23 06:15:21] confunctius was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:38 towards level 54.
[03/17/23 07:06:01] nawcom ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:23:40 from level 69.
[03/17/23 07:42:24] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:09:19 towards level 70.
[03/17/23 08:12:49] KindOne found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:57:47 towards level 68.
[03/17/23 08:30:10] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:22 towards level 70.
[03/17/23 08:37:42] joes gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:36 towards level 27.
[03/17/23 09:19:26] pyre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:05:54 towards level 77.
[03/17/23 10:03:39] eroc1990 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:54:18 from level 57.
[03/17/23 11:33:21] JigmeDatse was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:09:59 towards level 68.
[03/17/23 11:47:51] fstrelok fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:18:38 from level 62.
[03/17/23 12:43:47] Tabmow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:59 towards level 66.
[03/17/23 13:57:55] Nuae walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:55:33 from level 64.
[03/17/23 14:58:43] damyan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:45:07 towards level 70.
[03/17/23 15:02:20] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:53 towards level 76.
[03/17/23 15:23:34] n0ssh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:10 towards level 55.
[03/17/23 15:34:19] Nuae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:28:57 towards level 64.
[03/17/23 15:56:28] TimeWarp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:47:23 towards level 63.
[03/17/23 16:24:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hugga's tunic! hugga's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/23 16:52:51] blabber was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:38:57 towards level 73.
[03/17/23 17:15:38] Lord255 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:36:23 towards level 75.
[03/17/23 17:41:20] Tangles ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:59:13 from level 71.
[03/17/23 17:54:09] bsleep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:04 towards level 71.
[03/17/23 18:11:31] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:38 towards level 73.
[03/17/23 18:21:23] ZOTTA was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:06:01 from level 65.
[03/17/23 18:25:16] hugga tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:57:44 towards level 66.
[03/17/23 18:36:11] Arch found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:21:08 towards level 68.
[03/17/23 19:55:00] cfebsv2 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:51 towards level 42.
[03/17/23 20:32:59] Luca slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Luca's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/17/23 21:10:44] talisein ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:29:55 from level 74.
[03/17/23 22:13:01] JigmeDatse was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:20:57 towards level 68.
[03/18/23 00:36:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kevkev's tunic! kevkev's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/18/23 01:26:40] JigmeDatse burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! JigmeDatse's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/18/23 01:30:41] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:05:03 from level 73.
[03/18/23 03:23:30] unicron ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:52:21 from level 66.
[03/18/23 04:07:30] Acolarh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:50:25 towards level 75.
[03/18/23 04:46:24] A_Dragon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! A_Dragon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/18/23 04:55:13] Drin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:15:18 towards level 70.
[03/18/23 05:37:31] Nuae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:32:43 from level 64.
[03/18/23 06:48:12] caeli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:29:52 towards level 76.
[03/18/23 07:56:35] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:01:28 towards level 69.
[03/18/23 08:09:07] krustenkaese was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:35 towards level 42.
[03/18/23 08:56:41] MELOONi had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:37:54 towards level 71.
[03/18/23 09:29:30] blabber was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:05:22 from level 73.
[03/18/23 10:01:39] signofzeta slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! signofzeta's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/18/23 10:04:33] nya was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:33:59 towards level 73.
[03/18/23 10:10:10] Angelina found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:33:11 towards level 60.
[03/18/23 10:23:58] The local wizard imbued Affliction's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Affliction's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/18/23 11:09:25] krustenkaese has dealt ufo-piloot a Critical Strike! 4 days, 16:00:44 is added to ufo-piloot's clock.
[03/18/23 11:38:04] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:22 towards level 74.
[03/18/23 12:25:32] SirNeo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:08:12 towards level 60.
[03/18/23 12:32:51] CompanionCube had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:04:32 towards level 76.
[03/18/23 12:58:51] talisein walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:12:40 from level 74.
[03/18/23 14:33:16] ahmubashshir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:24 towards level 63.
[03/18/23 15:00:55] Berserker had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:00 towards level 56.
[03/18/23 15:30:14] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:28:39 towards level 66.
[03/18/23 15:55:43] aqsd found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:46 towards level 73.
[03/18/23 16:08:49] kptr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:48 towards level 74.
[03/18/23 16:40:07] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:32 towards level 73.
[03/18/23 16:42:02] ahmubashshir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:47 towards level 63.
[03/18/23 17:04:48] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:41:43 towards level 70.
[03/18/23 17:16:26] cfebsv2 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:47 from level 42.
[03/18/23 18:05:29] eroc1990 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:19:26 towards level 57.
[03/18/23 18:27:34] The local wizard imbued Chuck's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Chuck's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/18/23 18:30:55] idleneutral's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! idleneutral's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/18/23 18:37:57] Lenny_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:28:52 towards level 62.
[03/18/23 18:42:10] bfft was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:49 towards level 47.
[03/18/23 19:03:20] idleevil fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:25:25 from level 63.
[03/18/23 19:17:38] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:48:16 towards level 78.
[03/18/23 19:42:46] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:10 towards level 69.
[03/18/23 21:35:38] Notir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:45 towards level 68.
[03/18/23 22:36:24] postikana got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:15:35 towards level 68.
[03/18/23 22:54:36] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:58 towards level 71.
[03/18/23 23:02:08] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/18/23 23:14:25] KindOne has dealt scumola a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:59:10 is added to scumola's clock.
[03/19/23 00:23:05] The local wizard imbued crank's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! crank's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/23 00:25:57] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:45:21 towards level 65.
[03/19/23 00:34:17] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:22:15 towards level 77.
[03/19/23 01:37:21] Destruia got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:32:14 from level 70.
[03/19/23 01:37:42] Thorael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:28:01 towards level 74.
[03/19/23 01:46:04] Wolf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:06:19 towards level 76.
[03/19/23 02:25:30] Jens was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:22:15 from level 68.
[03/19/23 03:00:13] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:48:22 towards level 76.
[03/19/23 04:03:57] CodeGeek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:15:09 from level 74.
[03/19/23 04:58:30] Przemek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:31 towards level 42.
[03/19/23 05:29:58] pyre bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:29:05 towards level 77.
[03/19/23 06:13:31] laama ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:20:48 from level 74.
[03/19/23 06:58:04] Mat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:24 towards level 37.
[03/19/23 07:25:00] Crazycatlady found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:53 towards level 73.
[03/19/23 08:15:00] Luca slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Luca's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/19/23 08:20:35] tomhek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:17:40 from level 73.
[03/19/23 09:55:15] Finley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:23:29 towards level 63.
[03/19/23 10:08:14] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:19:34 towards level 70.
[03/19/23 10:30:34] CodeB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:50 towards level 46.
[03/19/23 12:27:08] fstrelok's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! fstrelok's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/23 12:50:13] jayvee got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:50:26 from level 74.
[03/19/23 16:55:49] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:09:44 towards level 78.
[03/19/23 16:57:05] thatmint's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! thatmint's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/23 16:58:17] xbill's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! xbill's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/23 17:46:06] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:05:24 towards level 74.
[03/19/23 17:59:20] GilbertErik has dealt alexlehm a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:21:52 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[03/19/23 18:28:57] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:56:25 towards level 73.
[03/19/23 19:08:40] Cirdan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Cirdan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/23 19:36:25] MELOONi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:57:38 towards level 71.
[03/19/23 19:45:20] Finley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:57:04 towards level 63.
[03/19/23 19:59:05] eroc1990 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:18:35 from level 57.
[03/19/23 20:09:50] caeli discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:48:34 towards level 76.
[03/19/23 20:31:09] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:16:24 towards level 78.
[03/19/23 20:56:38] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:00 towards level 74.
[03/19/23 20:59:17] dwfreed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:16 towards level 78.
[03/19/23 21:37:10] Finley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:02:47 towards level 63.
[03/19/23 22:12:41] tscherer met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:37 from level 50.
[03/19/23 22:20:55] Paganel ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:46:06 from level 73.
[03/19/23 23:57:58] Notir found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:55:48 towards level 69.
[03/20/23 00:18:29] Tabmow was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:09:53 from level 66.
[03/20/23 01:24:57] slim ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:29:17 from level 63.
[03/20/23 02:05:26] CodeGeek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:47 towards level 74.
[03/20/23 04:58:38] Wam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:51:53 towards level 68.
[03/20/23 05:17:27] ahmubashshir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:20:04 towards level 64.
[03/20/23 06:26:11] Forud had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:54:47 towards level 73.
[03/20/23 06:48:30] Omega was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:00 towards level 70.
[03/20/23 07:12:11] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:44:53 from level 69.
[03/20/23 07:14:42] Minus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:11 towards level 64.
[03/20/23 07:17:06] JigmeDatse gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:17:10 towards level 68.
[03/20/23 08:06:28] bsleep ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:04 from level 71.
[03/20/23 08:42:00] DontEvenPeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:59 towards level 51.
[03/20/23 08:43:51] Minus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:57 towards level 64.
[03/20/23 11:14:08] muirrum was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:47 towards level 59.
[03/20/23 12:12:20] ahmubashshir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:12:48 towards level 64.
[03/20/23 12:51:13] Asara was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:40:47 from level 75.
[03/20/23 13:01:27] cfebsv2 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:39:27 from level 43.
[03/20/23 13:56:44] Minus's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Minus's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/20/23 14:14:15] CompanionCube caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:15 towards level 76.
[03/20/23 14:40:14] Berserker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:54 towards level 56.
[03/20/23 14:42:51] Forud was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:18:59 towards level 73.
[03/20/23 15:01:07] caeli gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:01 towards level 76.
[03/20/23 15:57:37] bsleep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:29 towards level 71.
[03/20/23 16:14:28] The local wizard imbued Matthew's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Matthew's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/20/23 16:22:03] talisein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:45:39 towards level 74.
[03/20/23 16:25:12] hugga had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:37:06 towards level 66.
[03/20/23 19:15:06] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:57:02 towards level 66.
[03/20/23 19:20:04] cfebsv2 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:33 towards level 43.
[03/20/23 19:27:26] munkis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:52 towards level 66.
[03/20/23 19:42:08] Fehu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:10:09 towards level 67.
[03/20/23 20:35:44] Stevland bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:15:28 towards level 71.
[03/20/23 20:45:22] tsr has dealt tomgus1 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:38:19 is added to tomgus1's clock.
[03/20/23 22:12:22] Lenny_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:11:52 towards level 62.
[03/20/23 22:40:13] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:55:57 towards level 74.
[03/20/23 22:45:05] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:53:46 towards level 74.
[03/20/23 23:00:16] CrashOverride hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:52:03 towards level 78.
[03/20/23 23:37:30] canton7 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:13 towards level 72.
[03/21/23 00:36:31] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:09:44 towards level 65.
[03/21/23 00:52:46] Cockatrice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:55:00 towards level 64.
[03/21/23 01:00:57] SirNeo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:09:26 towards level 60.
[03/21/23 01:06:19] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:18 towards level 74.
[03/21/23 01:43:11] allo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:12:07 towards level 76.
[03/21/23 01:49:48] The local wizard imbued GRIZZLYMAN's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GRIZZLYMAN's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/23 02:03:36] ahmubashshir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:35:22 towards level 64.
[03/21/23 02:22:07] pants was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:00:46 from level 74.
[03/21/23 03:07:31] thatmint hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:28 towards level 57.
[03/21/23 03:47:42] VOID walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:26:34 from level 60.
[03/21/23 04:11:43] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:58:22 towards level 74.
[03/21/23 04:45:30] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:16 towards level 74.
[03/21/23 05:19:04] Finley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:53 towards level 63.
[03/21/23 05:32:36] Fenrik fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:33 from level 73.
[03/21/23 05:38:07] Fehu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:29:09 towards level 67.
[03/21/23 05:40:56] allo was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:19:04 from level 76.
[03/21/23 05:50:49] LeD found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:18:36 towards level 65.
[03/21/23 06:54:04] ufo-piloot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:59:22 towards level 55.
[03/21/23 06:57:32] Kurenai reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kurenai's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/23 07:12:47] Affliction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:26 towards level 74.
[03/21/23 07:53:25] CodeB ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:24 from level 46.
[03/21/23 09:04:02] V tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 21:22:11 towards level 75.
[03/21/23 09:19:23] thornrag was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:35:21 from level 73.
[03/21/23 10:42:25] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:38:01 towards level 78.
[03/21/23 13:17:14] dax tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:19 towards level 44.
[03/21/23 14:00:17] Khorne was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:49:24 from level 78.
[03/21/23 14:17:02] Mat has dealt pants a Critical Strike! 7 days, 05:18:15 is added to pants's clock.
[03/21/23 14:52:51] Matthew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:28:28 from level 52.
[03/21/23 14:58:22] bsleep was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:24:12 from level 72.
[03/21/23 15:34:14] Aksej's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Aksej's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/23 16:13:01] tswsl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:35:23 towards level 77.
[03/21/23 17:11:50] Berserker caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:11:26 towards level 56.
[03/21/23 17:20:13] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:57 towards level 73.
[03/21/23 17:53:37] CodeB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:34 towards level 46.
[03/21/23 18:28:00] ufo-piloot burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ufo-piloot's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/21/23 18:53:33] Brocker found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:18 towards level 28.
[03/21/23 20:08:43] CodeB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:12 towards level 46.
[03/21/23 20:13:50] Aksej's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Aksej's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/23 20:26:56] Tenorman ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:42:19 from level 68.
[03/21/23 20:28:08] CrashOverride tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:13:02 towards level 78.
[03/21/23 20:31:36] Minus was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:27:39 from level 65.
[03/21/23 21:14:58] Notir ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:49:41 from level 69.
[03/21/23 21:56:53] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:25 towards level 69.
[03/21/23 22:19:27] SSLbits discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:12:28 towards level 65.
[03/21/23 22:55:09] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:25:14 towards level 65.
[03/21/23 23:16:04] Sombra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:57 towards level 77.
[03/22/23 00:04:15] Tabmow slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Tabmow's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/22/23 01:03:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Stevland's tunic! Stevland's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/23 01:24:31] HeavyPodda fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:59:01 from level 71.
[03/22/23 01:27:47] hax404 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! hax404's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/23 02:05:40] bfft fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:07:44 from level 48.
[03/22/23 02:51:41] Stevland ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:27:21 from level 71.
[03/22/23 03:23:21] CodeB's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CodeB's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/23 03:38:24] SuzakuMedli was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:49 towards level 58.
[03/22/23 03:49:47] fstrelok reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! fstrelok's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/23 03:57:04] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:01 towards level 72.
[03/22/23 04:06:19] alexlehm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:51 from level 46.
[03/22/23 04:15:59] dax found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:47 towards level 44.
[03/22/23 04:37:52] d4n13L tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:46:02 towards level 73.
[03/22/23 05:04:13] misha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:38:01 towards level 78.
[03/22/23 05:11:17] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:37 towards level 71.
[03/22/23 05:18:25] kevkev was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:58 towards level 44.
[03/22/23 05:22:22] tscherer found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:22 towards level 51.
[03/22/23 05:32:54] idleevil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:22:36 towards level 63.
[03/22/23 06:23:34] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:32 towards level 56.
[03/22/23 06:27:05] yNos has dealt Tabmow a Critical Strike! 5 days, 09:44:34 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[03/22/23 06:51:44] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:30:16 towards level 80.
[03/22/23 07:09:12] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:12:56 towards level 77.
[03/22/23 07:27:18] damyan has dealt DontEvenPeek a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:03:45 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[03/22/23 07:28:25] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:04:44 towards level 69.
[03/22/23 08:56:22] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:11 towards level 71.
[03/22/23 09:46:27] d4n13L's charm ate a bolt of lightning! d4n13L's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/23 10:32:30] Lord255 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:02:54 towards level 75.
[03/22/23 12:05:50] caeli was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:51 towards level 76.
[03/22/23 13:47:06] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:33 towards level 76.
[03/22/23 14:18:58] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/23 14:34:07] vadas was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:15:07 towards level 55.
[03/22/23 14:38:28] n0ssh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:04:40 towards level 56.
[03/22/23 15:01:31] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:50 towards level 70.
[03/22/23 15:02:04] enteral walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:49:05 from level 62.
[03/22/23 15:09:47] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:36 towards level 73.
[03/22/23 15:57:01] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:05:32 towards level 70.
[03/22/23 16:42:47] MadMan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:18:09 from level 71.
[03/22/23 16:54:05] Asara's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Asara's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/23 17:44:49] Arch was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:07:40 towards level 68.
[03/22/23 18:17:14] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:39 towards level 69.
[03/22/23 19:10:19] el had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:48:48 towards level 73.
[03/22/23 19:48:47] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:23 towards level 76.
[03/22/23 19:57:49] adamus1red found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:06:33 towards level 73.
[03/22/23 19:58:41] Fenrik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:16:29 towards level 74.
[03/22/23 22:06:58] jjasghar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:07 towards level 67.
[03/22/23 22:09:19] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:35:41 towards level 74.
[03/22/23 22:37:08] Przemek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:26:58 from level 43.
[03/22/23 23:26:01] Faradome walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:50:29 from level 61.
[03/22/23 23:54:49] Kurenai had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:20:08 towards level 65.
[03/23/23 00:14:02] vadas was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:54:39 from level 55.
[03/23/23 00:50:34] Fenrik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:51:19 towards level 74.
[03/23/23 01:17:33] Berserker caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:17 towards level 56.
[03/23/23 01:32:28] dax found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:30 towards level 45.
[03/23/23 01:43:52] yano ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:44:36 from level 74.
[03/23/23 02:00:16] Wam's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Wam's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/23/23 02:03:38] kenyon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:46:01 towards level 75.
[03/23/23 02:11:45] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:08:20 towards level 67.
[03/23/23 02:24:18] Yarosh's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Yarosh's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/23/23 02:46:44] RussellB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:43:42 towards level 74.
[03/23/23 03:14:46] vegadark caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:58:42 towards level 77.
[03/23/23 04:05:53] yano discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:16 towards level 74.
[03/23/23 04:47:43] Mat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:38 towards level 40.
[03/23/23 05:09:39] gusto discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:45:14 towards level 59.
[03/23/23 05:25:18] bookworm's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bookworm's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/23/23 06:31:04] alexlehm's charm ate a bolt of lightning! alexlehm's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/23/23 07:00:01] Lord255 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:34:41 towards level 75.
[03/23/23 07:38:57] JamCow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:30:00 from level 75.
[03/23/23 10:05:02] Tenorman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:06:40 from level 68.
[03/23/23 10:37:13] Tenorman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:06 towards level 68.
[03/23/23 11:01:48] Nuae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:46:21 from level 64.
[03/23/23 11:25:35] damyan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:54:32 from level 70.
[03/23/23 12:24:41] Tenorman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Tenorman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/23/23 13:06:21] Tabmow slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Tabmow's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/23/23 13:41:40] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:59:10 towards level 76.
[03/23/23 14:32:10] DontEvenPeek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:48:19 from level 51.
[03/23/23 15:13:41] Cockatrice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:00:01 towards level 64.
[03/23/23 16:53:53] gusto ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:25:41 from level 59.
[03/23/23 16:56:54] herald was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:06 towards level 65.
[03/23/23 17:04:23] Fenrik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:36:45 towards level 74.
[03/23/23 17:10:46] Ankhers found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:35:56 towards level 71.
[03/23/23 17:28:58] vegadark found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:12:22 towards level 77.
[03/23/23 18:06:14] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:37 towards level 58.
[03/23/23 18:13:25] signofzeta spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! signofzeta's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/23/23 18:23:24] Tangles found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:34 towards level 71.
[03/23/23 21:52:19] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:30 towards level 72.
[03/23/23 22:25:56] HellSpawn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:58:01 towards level 72.
[03/23/23 23:25:03] rawgreaze found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:12 towards level 68.
[03/23/23 23:43:17] herald burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! herald's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/24/23 00:21:42] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:30 towards level 76.
[03/24/23 01:12:46] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:45:28 from level 73.
[03/24/23 02:13:35] Ganonk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:58 towards level 55.
[03/24/23 02:18:03] Lord255 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:28:51 from level 75.
[03/24/23 02:26:32] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:06:27 towards level 76.
[03/24/23 03:21:40] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:44 towards level 75.
[03/24/23 03:44:26] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:48 towards level 67.
[03/24/23 03:53:28] SirNeo was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:58:17 from level 60.
[03/24/23 04:17:17] pfoley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:40:20 towards level 71.
[03/24/23 04:48:35] n0ssh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:13:05 towards level 56.
[03/24/23 06:03:41] anarcat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:44 from level 76.
[03/24/23 06:52:35] HeavyPodda hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:49 towards level 71.
[03/24/23 07:19:38] Minus ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:45:32 from level 65.
[03/24/23 07:26:48] Cockatrice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:42:25 towards level 64.
[03/24/23 07:40:21] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:04:47 towards level 74.
[03/24/23 08:30:23] Andrio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:40:19 towards level 69.
[03/24/23 08:32:45] bg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:48:29 from level 76.
[03/24/23 09:34:22] dbx12 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:39 towards level 42.
[03/24/23 09:38:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on V's tunic! V's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/23 09:53:34] yNos was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:15:11 towards level 69.
[03/24/23 10:37:00] Destruia met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:29:34 from level 70.
[03/24/23 10:37:54] The local wizard imbued Lenny_'s pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Lenny_'s set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/23 11:18:41] RussellB walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:46:54 from level 74.
[03/24/23 11:19:32] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:04 towards level 74.
[03/24/23 11:54:15] Luca was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:05 from level 50.
[03/24/23 12:16:44] dax ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:40:19 from level 45.
[03/24/23 13:50:00] The local wizard imbued exergy's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! exergy's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/23 14:57:07] The local wizard imbued nya's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! nya's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/23 15:00:52] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:09 towards level 62.
[03/24/23 15:16:04] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:09:53 towards level 73.
[03/24/23 15:54:06] bg has dealt t3chn0 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:04:15 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[03/24/23 16:09:33] scumola reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! scumola's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/23 16:17:05] The local wizard imbued vadas's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! vadas's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/23 16:47:19] Tenorman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:57:27 towards level 68.
[03/24/23 17:09:48] postikana was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:43:01 towards level 68.
[03/24/23 18:50:05] ZOTTA's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ZOTTA's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/23 18:57:37] bananaboat's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bananaboat's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/24/23 19:52:15] Wolf was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:20:53 from level 76.
[03/24/23 20:21:10] crysis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:25:56 towards level 67.
[03/24/23 20:49:43] Nysdar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:47 towards level 65.
[03/24/23 21:05:03] Nysdar's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Nysdar's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/23 21:05:21] Mat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:45 towards level 40.
[03/24/23 21:42:20] postikana had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:57 towards level 68.
[03/24/23 21:47:54] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:26:20 towards level 75.
[03/24/23 22:09:04] Tenorman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:18 towards level 68.
[03/24/23 22:13:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on alexlehm's tunic! alexlehm's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/23 22:31:15] Sario was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:18:37 from level 62.
[03/24/23 22:38:31] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:55:39 towards level 73.
[03/24/23 23:00:57] hugga fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:55:37 from level 66.
[03/24/23 23:11:57] ZOTTA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:24:03 towards level 65.
[03/24/23 23:33:41] Ecko got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:41 towards level 68.
[03/25/23 00:07:00] rawgreaze was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:40 towards level 68.
[03/25/23 02:00:30] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:13:17 towards level 73.
[03/25/23 02:00:57] hugga got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:27:21 towards level 66.
[03/25/23 02:19:43] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:05:47 towards level 78.
[03/25/23 02:36:31] vectr0n had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:14 towards level 65.
[03/25/23 02:37:16] xbill caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:40:50 towards level 82.
[03/25/23 03:46:28] Brocker walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:55:06 from level 33.
[03/25/23 03:55:18] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:38 towards level 69.
[03/25/23 04:00:01] CompanionCube got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:59:06 towards level 76.
[03/25/23 04:26:03] Varjatticus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:31 towards level 51.
[03/25/23 04:42:28] Varjatticus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:04 towards level 51.
[03/25/23 04:45:04] scumola fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:18:15 from level 71.
[03/25/23 05:52:16] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:39:54 towards level 74.
[03/25/23 05:57:35] Aksej reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Aksej's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/23 06:01:30] EddieT137 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:10:11 towards level 68.
[03/25/23 06:29:51] Andrio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:03:39 from level 69.
[03/25/23 06:58:11] enteral was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:24:39 from level 62.
[03/25/23 07:02:00] nawcom has dealt DontEvenPeek a Critical Strike! 2 days, 23:21:44 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[03/25/23 07:45:44] aqsd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:14:42 towards level 74.
[03/25/23 07:52:15] rawgreaze found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:13 towards level 68.
[03/25/23 07:58:26] tomhek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:24 towards level 73.
[03/25/23 08:01:03] ChowderKeg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:38:54 towards level 77.
[03/25/23 08:08:10] solarsparq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:26:29 towards level 62.
[03/25/23 08:48:24] vegadark got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:18:55 towards level 77.
[03/25/23 09:22:28] V's charm ate a bolt of lightning! V's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/23 10:19:49] hax404 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:47 towards level 73.
[03/25/23 11:27:32] Pricey discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:38 towards level 65.
[03/25/23 11:46:45] krustenkaese was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:09 from level 44.
[03/25/23 12:03:57] idleneutral was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:25:08 towards level 61.
[03/25/23 12:37:16] Kurenai was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:17:59 towards level 65.
[03/25/23 13:22:59] bsleep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:28:23 towards level 72.
[03/25/23 13:40:54] Aksej was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:46 from level 70.
[03/25/23 13:56:58] Paganel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:26 towards level 73.
[03/25/23 14:22:27] blabber gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:02 towards level 73.
[03/25/23 14:45:16] Thorael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:43:59 towards level 74.
[03/25/23 15:01:54] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:33:03 towards level 74.
[03/25/23 15:24:23] The local wizard imbued pwae's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pwae's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/23 15:51:28] Abe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:02 from level 69.
[03/25/23 17:22:17] Puff was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:20:46 from level 74.
[03/25/23 17:52:18] thornrag hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:04:17 towards level 73.
[03/25/23 18:16:02] Yarosh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:02 towards level 72.
[03/25/23 18:24:58] vadas caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:18:53 towards level 55.
[03/25/23 19:46:04] ukleinek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ukleinek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/23 19:50:59] canton7 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:10:32 towards level 73.
[03/25/23 20:03:50] Lenny_ found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:47:43 towards level 62.
[03/25/23 20:35:15] slim was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:12:22 towards level 63.
[03/25/23 20:40:43] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:26 towards level 69.
[03/25/23 21:28:58] nowz was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:28 from level 56.
[03/25/23 21:49:44] eroc1990 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:29:58 towards level 57.
[03/25/23 21:56:28] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:36:53 towards level 74.
[03/25/23 22:27:14] JamCow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:56 towards level 75.
[03/25/23 22:33:15] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:41:26 towards level 77.
[03/25/23 22:36:37] Lord255 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:08:02 towards level 75.
[03/25/23 22:46:15] tomhek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:55:52 from level 73.
[03/25/23 23:22:51] Faradome was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:52:20 towards level 61.
[03/26/23 00:09:36] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:07 towards level 70.
[03/26/23 00:24:52] JamCow burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! JamCow's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/26/23 00:27:52] signofzeta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:44 towards level 68.
[03/26/23 00:43:55] kptr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:43:56 towards level 75.
[03/26/23 01:03:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Sario's tunic! Sario's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/23 01:40:31] gradator spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! gradator's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/26/23 01:43:16] thatmint found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:09:58 towards level 58.
[03/26/23 01:54:25] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:24 towards level 48.
[03/26/23 02:05:57] munkis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:19:16 towards level 67.
[03/26/23 02:26:25] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:00:17 towards level 76.
[03/26/23 02:29:26] sky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:39 towards level 73.
[03/26/23 03:08:37] EddieT137 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:20:59 from level 68.
[03/26/23 03:56:00] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:56 towards level 66.
[03/26/23 04:24:51] ChowderKeg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:21:52 towards level 77.
[03/26/23 05:34:56] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:42 towards level 66.
[03/26/23 05:39:03] Tenorman was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:01 from level 68.
[03/26/23 07:04:18] Yarosh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:14 towards level 72.
[03/26/23 07:46:03] BastelBot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:29 towards level 75.
[03/26/23 08:38:52] Tangles hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:10 towards level 71.
[03/26/23 08:44:51] Asara was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:14:12 from level 76.
[03/26/23 09:14:36] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:01 towards level 73.
[03/26/23 09:43:33] Destruia ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:27:56 from level 70.
[03/26/23 10:01:03] GRIZZLYMAN was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:55 towards level 53.
[03/26/23 10:04:39] kinus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:30:31 towards level 68.
[03/26/23 10:19:50] Destruia found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:02:11 towards level 70.
[03/26/23 10:23:35] alexlehm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:37 towards level 47.
[03/26/23 11:00:13] vadas fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:00:07 from level 55.
[03/26/23 11:22:42] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:26:07 towards level 75.
[03/26/23 14:09:42] SSLbits discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:15:01 towards level 65.
[03/26/23 14:26:36] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:14:47 towards level 66.
[03/26/23 15:31:48] RussellB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:38:22 towards level 74.
[03/26/23 16:18:18] allo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:37:18 towards level 76.
[03/26/23 16:18:52] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:31 towards level 71.
[03/26/23 16:50:28] Lord255 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:09:13 towards level 75.
[03/26/23 17:15:34] DontEvenPeek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:14 towards level 52.
[03/26/23 17:36:44] t3chn0 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:17:22 from level 73.
[03/26/23 18:06:08] Notir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:20:08 towards level 69.
[03/26/23 18:45:19] blabber found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:38 towards level 73.
[03/26/23 18:56:25] crysis was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:16:02 towards level 67.
[03/26/23 19:17:53] CrashOverride slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! CrashOverride's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/26/23 20:11:16] vectr0n found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:29 towards level 65.
[03/26/23 20:11:28] jayvee was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:13:46 towards level 74.
[03/26/23 20:17:59] V was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:19:09 from level 75.
[03/26/23 20:31:04] KindOne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:48:37 towards level 68.
[03/26/23 20:51:45] Khorne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:07:40 towards level 78.
[03/26/23 22:37:41] csc2ya was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:44:48 from level 61.
[03/26/23 22:50:53] ZOTTA has dealt kinus a Critical Strike! 5 days, 04:28:34 is added to kinus's clock.
[03/26/23 23:51:07] tsr has dealt LeD a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:19:32 is added to LeD's clock.
[03/27/23 00:43:18] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:39:08 towards level 76.
[03/27/23 01:04:47] Drin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:02:45 towards level 70.
[03/27/23 01:26:07] Cockatrice was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:32:51 towards level 64.
[03/27/23 01:52:48] hugga was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:44:38 from level 66.
[03/27/23 02:16:04] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:43:49 towards level 65.
[03/27/23 02:56:46] Przemek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:13:53 from level 45.
[03/27/23 04:27:17] GRIZZLYMAN's charm ate a bolt of lightning! GRIZZLYMAN's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/23 05:17:18] enteral bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:26:49 towards level 62.
[03/27/23 06:12:49] Destruia found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:11:42 towards level 70.
[03/27/23 06:40:37] enteral was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:57:42 from level 62.
[03/27/23 07:27:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SirNeo's tunic! SirNeo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/23 08:15:47] gusto ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:16:15 from level 59.
[03/27/23 08:16:02] yNos was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:57:46 from level 69.
[03/27/23 09:55:32] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:12:42 towards level 75.
[03/27/23 10:09:32] crysis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:31:38 towards level 67.
[03/27/23 10:56:41] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:21:13 towards level 70.
[03/27/23 12:15:04] binaryhermit was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:18:44 from level 58.
[03/27/23 12:23:41] arkie was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:13 towards level 43.
[03/27/23 12:27:12] bobvador reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bobvador's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/23 13:17:42] GRIZZLYMAN caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:21 towards level 53.
[03/27/23 14:03:33] "\@_ found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:45:40 towards level 75.
[03/27/23 14:29:51] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:33:46 towards level 75.
[03/27/23 14:44:11] ukleinek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ukleinek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/23 14:52:08] unicron ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:27:55 from level 66.
[03/27/23 14:52:17] tswsl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:23:06 towards level 77.
[03/27/23 16:40:44] idleneutral was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:35 towards level 61.
[03/27/23 16:41:47] allo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:28:22 towards level 76.
[03/27/23 16:52:55] Minus met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:19:21 from level 65.
[03/27/23 17:01:39] kptr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:34:13 from level 75.
[03/27/23 18:10:03] Nysdar ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:57:33 from level 65.
[03/27/23 18:12:30] Omega was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:50 towards level 70.
[03/27/23 19:17:18] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:22 towards level 77.
[03/27/23 19:20:58] misha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:27:06 towards level 78.
[03/27/23 19:26:32] dwfreed met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:15:04 from level 79.
[03/27/23 20:51:49] CompanionCube was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:45 towards level 76.
[03/27/23 21:01:15] Arch got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:07:53 towards level 68.
[03/27/23 21:08:49] kzootech ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:43:28 from level 65.
[03/27/23 21:46:43] binaryhermit spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! binaryhermit's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/27/23 22:06:36] Sario was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:52:56 towards level 62.
[03/27/23 22:08:21] yano burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! yano's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/27/23 22:14:10] scumola discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:37:27 towards level 71.
[03/27/23 22:35:02] thornrag gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:54 towards level 73.
[03/27/23 22:44:50] vectr0n had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:07 towards level 65.
[03/27/23 23:41:27] dax was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:54 towards level 46.
[03/27/23 23:45:10] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:28 towards level 78.
[03/28/23 01:42:01] MetaNova was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:02:54 towards level 74.
[03/28/23 01:53:18] Matthew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:55 towards level 52.
[03/28/23 02:03:33] shikhin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:25:39 towards level 76.
[03/28/23 02:22:55] JamCow fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:06:34 from level 75.
[03/28/23 02:41:26] linear was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:47 towards level 49.
[03/28/23 02:41:59] scumola had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:08:01 towards level 71.
[03/28/23 02:48:15] herald was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:11 from level 65.
[03/28/23 03:23:04] allo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:04:35 from level 76.
[03/28/23 04:00:46] sc got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:13:46 from level 78.
[03/28/23 04:02:31] Ecko had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:18:42 towards level 69.
[03/28/23 05:15:42] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:45:18 towards level 70.
[03/28/23 05:36:04] dyvonna got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:58 towards level 67.
[03/28/23 05:41:05] bfft was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:56 towards level 48.
[03/28/23 05:49:34] Sario found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:29 towards level 62.
[03/28/23 06:00:51] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:55 towards level 73.
[03/28/23 06:48:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on BastelBot's tunic! BastelBot's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/23 07:18:48] yano's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! yano's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/28/23 08:54:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dbx12's tunic! dbx12's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/23 09:28:41] buzel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:13:22 towards level 77.
[03/28/23 11:00:12] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:27:08 towards level 58.
[03/28/23 11:09:38] TimWolla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:17:46 towards level 79.
[03/28/23 11:12:51] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:19:07 towards level 79.
[03/28/23 11:14:18] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:11 towards level 71.
[03/28/23 11:27:48] ToHellWithGA was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:12:40 from level 76.
[03/28/23 11:48:41] bg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/23 12:17:44] Omega found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:52 towards level 70.
[03/28/23 13:52:47] MetaNova met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:31:57 from level 74.
[03/28/23 14:06:26] GilbertErik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:44:38 towards level 69.
[03/28/23 14:37:13] CodeB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:24 towards level 48.
[03/28/23 14:46:42] TimWolla caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:11:46 towards level 79.
[03/28/23 15:08:54] The local wizard imbued BastelBot's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! BastelBot's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/23 15:18:02] Zaratustra's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Zaratustra's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/23 16:10:58] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:31:32 towards level 77.
[03/28/23 16:39:53] Bolded was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:28:30 towards level 69.
[03/28/23 17:11:02] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:50:24 towards level 73.
[03/28/23 17:49:16] tsr ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:24:52 from level 71.
[03/28/23 18:00:34] RussellB walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:15:52 from level 74.
[03/28/23 18:57:02] n0ssh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:49:31 from level 56.
[03/28/23 19:28:39] LeD tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:03:17 towards level 65.
[03/28/23 19:32:52] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:31 towards level 75.
[03/28/23 20:05:41] muirrum got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:40:17 from level 60.
[03/28/23 20:10:18] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:18:18 towards level 73.
[03/28/23 21:11:45] JamCow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:18:52 towards level 75.
[03/28/23 21:29:07] Lenny_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:15:54 towards level 62.
[03/28/23 21:46:23] MELOONi had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:46 towards level 71.
[03/28/23 22:40:50] Kritzefitz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kritzefitz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/23 23:09:31] LeD was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:17 towards level 65.
[03/29/23 00:24:17] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:50:03 towards level 74.
[03/29/23 00:43:39] postikana found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:48:13 towards level 68.
[03/29/23 01:42:58] Lord255 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:14:57 towards level 75.
[03/29/23 01:44:16] damyan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:03:44 towards level 70.
[03/29/23 02:01:01] dyvonna tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:43 towards level 67.
[03/29/23 02:20:50] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:20:21 towards level 71.
[03/29/23 02:32:38] nawcom found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:25 towards level 69.
[03/29/23 02:53:24] Cirdan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:11:44 towards level 76.
[03/29/23 03:21:47] yNos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:34 towards level 69.
[03/29/23 05:24:44] BastelBot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:00:52 towards level 76.
[03/29/23 05:31:48] Gorek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:54:39 towards level 77.
[03/29/23 06:06:37] Zaratustra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:46:21 from level 69.
[03/29/23 06:26:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on munkis's tunic! munkis's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/23 06:29:40] munkis discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:53:00 towards level 67.
[03/29/23 06:36:38] bfft fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:07:12 from level 49.
[03/29/23 07:21:17] Ganonk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:16 from level 55.
[03/29/23 09:06:05] Puff spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Puff's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/29/23 09:06:57] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:37:43 towards level 70.
[03/29/23 09:15:31] Destruia found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:47:26 towards level 70.
[03/29/23 09:25:49] Asara was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:06:15 from level 76.
[03/29/23 09:38:36] The local wizard imbued bfft's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bfft's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/23 10:01:19] EddieT137's charm ate a bolt of lightning! EddieT137's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/23 10:02:47] StalkR found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:22:17 towards level 75.
[03/29/23 11:10:00] Luca found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:09 towards level 51.
[03/29/23 12:28:37] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:31:17 towards level 75.
[03/29/23 12:30:56] dyvonna was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:25 from level 67.
[03/29/23 12:35:53] enteral's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! enteral's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/23 12:41:40] Asara fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:44:59 from level 76.
[03/29/23 13:16:42] The local wizard imbued LeD's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! LeD's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/23 13:28:24] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:12:27 towards level 77.
[03/29/23 13:29:52] Angelina met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:43 from level 60.
[03/29/23 13:38:05] misha spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! misha's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/29/23 14:51:40] launchd has dealt Lenny_ a Critical Strike! 6 days, 00:29:58 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[03/29/23 15:13:33] nya got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:01:58 from level 73.
[03/29/23 15:29:07] ion's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ion's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/23 16:53:20] crank found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:06 towards level 76.
[03/29/23 17:48:41] Cockatrice ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:47:46 from level 64.
[03/29/23 17:52:51] postikana had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:02:52 towards level 68.
[03/29/23 18:12:34] Yarosh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:53:29 from level 73.
[03/29/23 19:16:04] dyvonna tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:29 towards level 67.
[03/29/23 19:49:21] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:09 towards level 74.
[03/29/23 20:48:12] yNos was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:27:10 towards level 69.
[03/29/23 20:48:52] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:09:04 towards level 74.
[03/29/23 21:22:41] pants had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:15:14 towards level 74.
[03/29/23 21:55:00] Lord255 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:23 towards level 75.
[03/29/23 22:21:18] Puff met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:25:52 from level 74.
[03/29/23 22:43:13] CrashOverride caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:50:48 towards level 79.
[03/29/23 22:50:32] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:48:31 towards level 72.
[03/29/23 23:12:49] bookworm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:57:45 from level 70.
[03/29/23 23:29:05] Lenny_ found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:10:31 towards level 62.
[03/29/23 23:34:27] achin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:54:03 towards level 63.
[03/29/23 23:37:58] Puff was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:32 towards level 74.
[03/29/23 23:55:51] SuzakuMedli found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:09:57 towards level 59.
[03/30/23 01:39:48] washclof was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:33:45 from level 80.
[03/30/23 03:07:07] StalkR caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:38:17 towards level 75.
[03/30/23 03:53:05] Thorael was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:35:50 from level 74.
[03/30/23 03:54:47] dbx12 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:46 towards level 44.
[03/30/23 03:56:42] munkis reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! munkis's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/23 04:42:30] aqsd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:33:56 towards level 74.
[03/30/23 05:49:14] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:16 towards level 78.
[03/30/23 05:59:04] Bolded met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:26:27 from level 69.
[03/30/23 06:25:00] Stevland was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:19 towards level 71.
[03/30/23 07:14:56] pyre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:46:07 towards level 77.
[03/30/23 07:32:30] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:31:10 towards level 78.
[03/30/23 08:04:48] yNos discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:58:57 towards level 69.
[03/30/23 08:06:01] "\@_ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:13:28 towards level 75.
[03/30/23 08:08:25] misha has dealt talisein a Critical Strike! 5 days, 00:58:39 is added to talisein's clock.
[03/30/23 09:11:00] ion met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:34:28 from level 79.
[03/30/23 09:27:43] kptr ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:05:11 from level 75.
[03/30/23 10:03:23] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:25 towards level 75.
[03/30/23 10:13:58] ukleinek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:26:03 from level 70.
[03/30/23 10:32:05] muirrum caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:22:13 towards level 60.
[03/30/23 10:37:29] thatmint caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:20:30 towards level 58.
[03/30/23 11:11:24] happymeal found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:44 towards level 43.
[03/30/23 11:12:43] Sombra slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sombra's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/23 11:21:39] Thorael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:07:50 towards level 74.
[03/30/23 11:23:09] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:43:41 towards level 70.
[03/30/23 11:26:30] hax404 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:51 towards level 73.
[03/30/23 11:37:45] vadas has dealt kptr a Critical Strike! 4 days, 22:27:53 is added to kptr's clock.
[03/30/23 12:12:34] Nuae's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Nuae's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/23 12:13:55] V's charm ate a bolt of lightning! V's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/23 12:16:32] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:01:30 towards level 73.
[03/30/23 12:19:38] solarsparq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:40:32 towards level 62.
[03/30/23 12:45:38] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:43 towards level 73.
[03/30/23 13:07:37] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:00:36 towards level 65.
[03/30/23 13:15:12] Tabmow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:50:02 towards level 67.
[03/30/23 13:23:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on talisein's tunic! talisein's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/23 15:01:48] Finley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:14 towards level 63.
[03/30/23 16:04:07] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:01:57 towards level 78.
[03/30/23 16:07:22] Kachin burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Kachin's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/23 16:32:44] herald gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:15 towards level 65.
[03/30/23 16:35:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Tangles's tunic! Tangles's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/23 17:30:05] jjasghar has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 8 days, 21:36:25 is added to Tangles's clock.
[03/30/23 17:32:00] soygirl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:27 towards level 33.
[03/30/23 20:44:01] nya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:09:13 towards level 73.
[03/30/23 21:06:45] ZOTTA was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:12 towards level 65.
[03/30/23 22:20:53] Arch burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Arch's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/23 23:36:46] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:21:32 towards level 76.
[03/31/23 00:22:31] Angelina had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:07:13 towards level 61.
[03/31/23 00:23:10] Lenny_ reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lenny_'s shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/23 00:24:07] CrashOverride was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:08:34 from level 79.
[03/31/23 00:27:17] Kritzefitz reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kritzefitz's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/23 00:29:02] idleevil found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:00 towards level 63.
[03/31/23 00:44:14] TimWolla found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:27:15 towards level 79.
[03/31/23 01:23:22] The local wizard imbued heisenbug's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! heisenbug's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/23 01:38:43] bg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:49:11 from level 76.
[03/31/23 02:22:34] achin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:03 towards level 63.
[03/31/23 03:08:45] Luca hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:35 towards level 51.
[03/31/23 04:03:30] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 11:31:31 from level 79.
[03/31/23 04:06:40] pants's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! pants's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/31/23 04:07:13] n0ssh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:03:26 towards level 56.
[03/31/23 04:37:10] blabber was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:59 towards level 73.
[03/31/23 05:05:54] Paganel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:36:50 towards level 74.
[03/31/23 05:27:47] drahthaar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! drahthaar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/23 06:12:17] dax was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:47 towards level 46.
[03/31/23 06:37:51] apb found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:02:02 towards level 72.
[03/31/23 06:42:55] pants had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:28:22 towards level 74.
[03/31/23 06:45:34] nawcom slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! nawcom's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/31/23 06:58:31] el's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! el's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/23 09:06:23] blabber's charm ate a bolt of lightning! blabber's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/23 09:26:52] herald got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:24 towards level 65.
[03/31/23 09:47:13] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:48:30 towards level 70.
[03/31/23 10:00:40] Minus was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:12:53 from level 65.
[03/31/23 10:18:35] MistahKel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:29 towards level 58.
[03/31/23 11:39:07] aqsd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:52:20 towards level 74.
[03/31/23 13:42:09] crysis was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:36:16 from level 67.
[03/31/23 14:08:56] Omega's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Omega's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/23 14:43:04] slim discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:03:48 towards level 63.
[03/31/23 14:53:48] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:39:47 towards level 74.
[03/31/23 15:42:14] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:09:35 towards level 73.
[03/31/23 18:15:24] bg's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bg's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/31/23 18:22:34] Faradome had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:56:12 towards level 61.
[03/31/23 18:35:04] Fenrik's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Fenrik's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/31/23 18:40:08] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:40:55 from level 69.
[03/31/23 19:53:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pfoley's tunic! pfoley's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/23 20:10:59] binaryhermit was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:51 towards level 58.
[03/31/23 20:23:13] yNos caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:59 towards level 69.
[03/31/23 21:19:31] bobvador fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:34:12 from level 75.
[03/31/23 21:58:35] apb was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:41:54 from level 72.
[03/31/23 22:17:42] Chuck met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:04:41 from level 72.
[03/31/23 23:55:08] Ecko was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:46:46 towards level 69.
[04/01/23 01:08:06] jayvee tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:15 towards level 74.
[04/01/23 02:26:35] allo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:15:09 from level 76.
[04/01/23 02:55:04] pyre was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:45:49 towards level 77.
[04/01/23 03:23:37] Zaratustra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:46:40 from level 69.
[04/01/23 04:15:45] yNos met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:42:27 from level 69.
[04/01/23 05:04:04] bsleep tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:31 towards level 72.
[04/01/23 05:09:41] Mat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:21 towards level 43.
[04/01/23 05:18:25] exergy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:00 towards level 36.
[04/01/23 05:36:14] gradator was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:58:35 from level 75.
[04/01/23 06:31:10] jayvee met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:37:01 from level 74.
[04/01/23 06:49:02] pwae ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:15:01 from level 74.
[04/01/23 07:34:19] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:02 towards level 58.
[04/01/23 08:34:12] crysis hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:52 towards level 67.
[04/01/23 09:17:39] Tenorman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:36:20 towards level 69.
[04/01/23 09:19:07] jjasghar was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:07:01 from level 68.
[04/01/23 09:29:02] bookworm slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bookworm's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/23 10:06:13] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:34 towards level 58.
[04/01/23 10:17:39] Angelina was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:56:20 towards level 61.
[04/01/23 10:23:31] TauPan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:03:55 towards level 66.
[04/01/23 10:53:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on A_Dragon's tunic! A_Dragon's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/01/23 11:24:56] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:37 towards level 74.
[04/01/23 12:48:24] Cirdan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:10:44 towards level 76.
[04/01/23 13:44:35] Omega found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:30 towards level 70.
[04/01/23 14:30:54] The local wizard imbued Crazycatlady's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Crazycatlady's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/01/23 14:53:49] idleevil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:22 towards level 63.
[04/01/23 14:54:10] Lenny_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:26:24 towards level 62.
[04/01/23 15:45:28] Sombra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sombra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/01/23 16:13:01] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:13 towards level 76.
[04/01/23 16:26:04] HellSpawn was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:03:37 from level 72.
[04/01/23 16:31:41] Zaratustra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:23:52 from level 69.
[04/01/23 16:39:21] nowz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:10:09 towards level 57.
[04/01/23 17:24:22] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:10:09 towards level 64.
[04/01/23 17:25:25] CrashOverride was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:38:44 from level 79.
[04/01/23 17:38:19] The local wizard imbued misha's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! misha's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/01/23 18:21:01] solarsparq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:12:20 towards level 62.
[04/01/23 19:36:40] CodeB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:34 towards level 48.
[04/01/23 19:56:04] VonToutCourt was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:11:28 from level 73.
[04/01/23 20:16:37] Chuck bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:42:16 towards level 72.
[04/01/23 20:37:17] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:25 towards level 77.
[04/01/23 21:00:46] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:42 towards level 78.
[04/01/23 21:45:07] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:20:45 towards level 68.
[04/01/23 22:44:25] pyre ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:40:31 from level 77.
[04/01/23 23:39:06] dyvonna's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dyvonna's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/23 01:09:51] Sombra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:00:03 towards level 78.
[04/02/23 01:30:37] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:17 towards level 73.
[04/02/23 02:32:41] Minus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:07:50 towards level 65.
[04/02/23 02:37:24] caeli found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:40:43 towards level 77.
[04/02/23 03:29:36] vectr0n was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:40:33 towards level 66.
[04/02/23 03:56:51] sky was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:01:48 from level 74.
[04/02/23 04:36:26] arkie has dealt kptr a Critical Strike! 2 days, 15:58:17 is added to kptr's clock.
[04/02/23 06:47:59] blabber hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:18:33 towards level 74.
[04/02/23 07:02:02] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:36:30 towards level 74.
[04/02/23 07:03:02] enteral was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:59:08 from level 62.
[04/02/23 07:36:02] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:42 towards level 68.
[04/02/23 10:48:56] Acolarh burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Acolarh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/02/23 10:55:00] SirBummelz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:47 towards level 67.
[04/02/23 13:38:47] Yarosh ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:43:47 from level 73.
[04/02/23 13:49:20] Cockatrice hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:18 towards level 64.
[04/02/23 14:27:51] The local wizard imbued elf's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! elf's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/23 15:05:59] Matthew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:43 towards level 53.
[04/02/23 16:25:24] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:17:31 towards level 75.
[04/02/23 16:42:18] Mat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:58:20 from level 43.
[04/02/23 17:20:32] kzootech found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:54 towards level 65.
[04/02/23 17:25:00] kptr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:27:09 towards level 75.
[04/02/23 17:30:16] noex was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:46:29 from level 58.
[04/02/23 18:30:19] soltys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:36:39 towards level 77.
[04/02/23 18:33:49] Angelina burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Angelina's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/02/23 18:58:25] Abe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:54:29 towards level 70.
[04/02/23 19:39:15] dwfreed bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:47 towards level 79.
[04/02/23 20:14:50] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:16 towards level 57.
[04/02/23 20:19:28] Cirdan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:51:59 towards level 76.
[04/02/23 20:21:13] el ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:24:44 from level 73.
[04/02/23 20:28:03] confunctius caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:27:10 towards level 55.
[04/02/23 20:49:52] pants reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pants's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/23 21:18:34] Arch had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:24 towards level 68.
[04/02/23 21:19:25] Asara tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:04 towards level 76.
[04/02/23 21:22:49] yNos bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:44 towards level 69.
[04/02/23 21:53:44] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:35:42 towards level 77.
[04/02/23 22:23:40] yano was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:33:44 towards level 75.
[04/02/23 22:33:45] Riddla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:23 towards level 28.
[04/02/23 23:15:39] Fenrik ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:45 from level 74.
[04/03/23 00:24:25] muirrum bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:40:29 towards level 60.
[04/03/23 01:09:08] muirrum gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:36 towards level 60.
[04/03/23 01:27:06] Luca has dealt Acolarh a Critical Strike! 5 days, 13:05:37 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[04/03/23 03:15:07] vegadark has dealt ZOTTA a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:53:43 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[04/03/23 03:18:47] Carl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:43:35 from level 74.
[04/03/23 03:19:47] nya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:47:48 towards level 73.
[04/03/23 03:58:19] Puff was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:11:33 from level 74.
[04/03/23 04:01:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Arch's tunic! Arch's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/03/23 04:09:45] Angelina caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:40:06 towards level 61.
[04/03/23 04:42:19] Omega's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Omega's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/03/23 05:37:01] thatmint bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:00 towards level 58.
[04/03/23 05:40:14] pyre hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:23:07 towards level 77.
[04/03/23 05:54:23] Khorne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:29 towards level 78.
[04/03/23 07:08:41] pyre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:58 towards level 77.
[04/03/23 07:32:51] CodeB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:48 towards level 49.
[04/03/23 08:21:31] gildarts hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:48:33 towards level 71.
[04/03/23 08:59:12] Wam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:40:37 towards level 68.
[04/03/23 10:12:22] Tenorman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:55:49 towards level 69.
[04/03/23 10:37:52] thatmint was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:46 towards level 58.
[04/03/23 10:41:58] allo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:07 towards level 76.
[04/03/23 10:59:06] Pricey walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:40:14 from level 66.
[04/03/23 11:08:04] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:43:02 towards level 79.
[04/03/23 11:14:08] MELOONi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:40 towards level 71.
[04/03/23 12:03:51] Andrio spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Andrio's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/03/23 12:04:00] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:37:53 towards level 65.
[04/03/23 12:42:10] CrashOverride was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:27:32 towards level 79.
[04/03/23 13:30:48] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:37 towards level 74.
[04/03/23 15:26:29] hax404 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:34:24 towards level 74.
[04/03/23 15:45:15] Przemek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:26 towards level 46.
[04/03/23 15:53:16] pyre hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:34 towards level 77.
[04/03/23 16:30:33] blabber gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:39:51 towards level 74.
[04/03/23 16:33:12] Mat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:27 towards level 43.
[04/03/23 17:03:12] binaryhermit was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:42 towards level 58.
[04/03/23 18:10:46] GilbertErik has dealt el a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:47:20 is added to el's clock.
[04/03/23 18:45:51] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:10:27 towards level 76.
[04/03/23 18:55:56] Dan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:48:21 towards level 54.
[04/03/23 19:33:21] rawgreaze walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:36:06 from level 69.
[04/03/23 19:40:05] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:48 towards level 70.
[04/03/23 20:53:16] solarsparq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:29:20 towards level 62.
[04/03/23 21:35:55] Cockatrice got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:12:17 from level 64.
[04/03/23 23:02:53] jaxson burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! jaxson's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/03/23 23:56:42] gusto fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:12 from level 59.
[04/04/23 00:02:14] Silvanus_Betrium was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:47:05 towards level 68.
[04/04/23 01:33:24] The local wizard imbued Puff's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Puff's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/23 01:41:10] gusto ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:36 from level 59.
[04/04/23 01:46:54] SSLbits got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:49:47 from level 65.
[04/04/23 02:05:24] The local wizard imbued idlegood's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! idlegood's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/23 02:12:14] krustenkaese tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:01 towards level 45.
[04/04/23 02:46:45] DontEvenPeek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:06:09 towards level 53.
[04/04/23 03:01:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on particleflux's tunic! particleflux's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/23 03:38:55] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:47:59 towards level 83.
[04/04/23 04:21:55] crysis was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:50:14 from level 67.
[04/04/23 04:23:07] idleneutral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:53:00 towards level 62.
[04/04/23 05:17:24] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:15 towards level 57.
[04/04/23 05:19:43] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:05 towards level 76.
[04/04/23 07:02:28] Thorael was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:10:47 from level 74.
[04/04/23 08:58:59] "\@_ was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:04:59 from level 75.
[04/04/23 10:10:51] Berserker spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Berserker's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/04/23 10:29:28] solarsparq burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! solarsparq's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/04/23 11:09:45] Techman's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Techman's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/23 11:12:13] HellSpawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:17:05 towards level 72.
[04/04/23 11:21:29] nowz burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! nowz's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/04/23 13:46:41] CodeGeek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:49:43 from level 75.
[04/04/23 14:17:53] Bolded reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Bolded's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/23 14:37:57] sc's charm ate a bolt of lightning! sc's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/23 15:27:53] BenDover's charm ate a bolt of lightning! BenDover's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/23 15:29:51] misha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:11 towards level 78.
[04/04/23 16:14:13] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 02:41:16 towards level 75.
[04/04/23 17:18:08] bg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:46 towards level 76.
[04/04/23 18:01:06] particleflux hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:31 towards level 45.
[04/04/23 19:49:07] TimeWarp slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! TimeWarp's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/04/23 22:32:59] Kritzefitz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:33:57 from level 72.
[04/04/23 23:45:49] confunctius found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:47 towards level 55.
[04/05/23 00:04:51] dbx12 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:06 towards level 46.
[04/05/23 00:20:40] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:38:12 towards level 63.
[04/05/23 01:07:40] Paganel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:11:49 towards level 74.
[04/05/23 02:21:46] VOID met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:36:49 from level 60.
[04/05/23 02:30:03] jayvee found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:04 towards level 74.
[04/05/23 02:40:56] vadas was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:17:17 from level 56.
[04/05/23 03:23:49] eroc1990 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:33 towards level 57.
[04/05/23 03:23:52] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:38 towards level 75.
[04/05/23 03:41:10] drahthaar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:49:51 towards level 80.
[04/05/23 04:27:33] tswsl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:08:03 towards level 77.
[04/05/23 04:39:27] Blohsh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Blohsh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/05/23 07:32:38] Tabmow was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:33:47 from level 67.
[04/05/23 07:39:09] CodeB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:53 towards level 49.
[04/05/23 08:42:33] herald had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:26:42 towards level 66.
[04/05/23 08:51:59] bookworm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:19:27 towards level 70.
[04/05/23 08:54:17] vectr0n was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:38:10 towards level 66.
[04/05/23 09:16:31] soltys has dealt bfft a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:16:20 is added to bfft's clock.
[04/05/23 10:02:53] blabber was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:49:55 from level 74.
[04/05/23 10:21:14] yNos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:16 towards level 69.
[04/05/23 11:02:32] Lord255 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:42:15 from level 76.
[04/05/23 11:18:50] Khorne was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:02:00 from level 78.
[04/05/23 11:19:53] jaxson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:58:48 from level 70.
[04/05/23 12:52:19] Nuae spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Nuae's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/23 13:00:51] Thorael reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Thorael's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/05/23 13:24:38] Lenny_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:40:56 towards level 62.
[04/05/23 13:37:11] pyre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:19 towards level 77.
[04/05/23 13:46:43] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:46 towards level 72.
[04/05/23 14:13:43] hdm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:08:15 from level 78.
[04/05/23 14:40:00] Yarosh has dealt LucasRK a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:22:18 is added to LucasRK's clock.
[04/05/23 15:02:35] Mat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:07 towards level 44.
[04/05/23 15:47:30] slim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:32:03 from level 63.
[04/05/23 16:06:07] CrashOverride was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:49:06 towards level 79.
[04/05/23 16:37:05] Mat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:14 from level 44.
[04/05/23 17:31:33] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:05:03 towards level 70.
[04/05/23 18:15:18] GilbertErik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:18:03 towards level 69.
[04/05/23 18:26:02] dyvonna's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dyvonna's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/05/23 18:38:15] VonToutCourt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:28:52 towards level 74.
[04/05/23 19:19:55] MetaNova burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! MetaNova's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/23 20:40:16] buzel was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:27:33 from level 78.
[04/05/23 20:42:25] "\@_ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:01:31 towards level 75.
[04/05/23 20:44:58] Queegly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:54 towards level 31.
[04/05/23 21:17:11] LucasRK was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:51 towards level 23.
[04/05/23 21:46:18] Nuae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:20:14 towards level 64.
[04/05/23 22:26:00] Crazycatlady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:27:50 towards level 74.
[04/05/23 23:55:42] VonToutCourt met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:14:38 from level 74.
[04/06/23 00:55:36] vectr0n was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:33:51 from level 66.
[04/06/23 01:09:33] Ganonk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:31 towards level 55.
[04/06/23 01:32:58] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:04 towards level 75.
[04/06/23 03:01:07] SSLbits discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:58:38 towards level 65.
[04/06/23 04:11:42] idlegood caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:56 towards level 65.
[04/06/23 04:14:46] Affliction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:55:32 towards level 75.
[04/06/23 04:21:14] crank walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:51:58 from level 77.
[04/06/23 05:25:58] kevkev discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:58 towards level 47.
[04/06/23 05:29:50] postikana hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:34 towards level 68.
[04/06/23 07:33:40] Blohsh fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:12 from level 32.
[04/06/23 07:45:57] SirBummelz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:17 towards level 67.
[04/06/23 08:18:08] The local wizard imbued achin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! achin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/06/23 08:24:36] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:15:34 towards level 78.
[04/06/23 08:37:03] Finley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:19:28 towards level 64.
[04/06/23 09:58:06] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:40:41 towards level 77.
[04/06/23 11:25:49] idlegood was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:33 towards level 65.
[04/06/23 11:48:38] Paganel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Paganel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/06/23 12:12:58] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:47:29 towards level 76.
[04/06/23 12:13:28] Ganonk has dealt popey a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:38:00 is added to popey's clock.
[04/06/23 12:23:09] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:48 towards level 74.
[04/06/23 12:26:40] signofzeta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:57:33 towards level 69.
[04/06/23 12:57:13] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:12 towards level 75.
[04/06/23 13:09:54] rawgreaze ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:31:24 from level 69.
[04/06/23 14:04:48] Angelina was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:22:43 towards level 61.
[04/06/23 14:13:04] yNos was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:11:19 from level 69.
[04/06/23 15:16:43] Nysdar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:22 towards level 65.
[04/06/23 15:20:41] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:34:24 towards level 75.
[04/06/23 15:24:12] allo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:39:47 from level 76.
[04/06/23 16:02:12] DontEvenPeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:07:10 towards level 53.
[04/06/23 16:13:13] buzel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:25:32 towards level 78.
[04/06/23 16:33:44] Koffa met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:59:49 from level 74.
[04/06/23 16:34:50] Acolarh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:27:45 towards level 76.
[04/06/23 17:30:40] Techman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:24:09 towards level 77.
[04/06/23 17:45:01] arkie was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:25 from level 45.
[04/06/23 18:16:55] ufo-piloot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:14 towards level 55.
[04/06/23 18:19:35] Jens's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Jens's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/06/23 18:23:18] CodeB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:05 towards level 49.
[04/06/23 18:44:07] Blohsh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:33 towards level 32.
[04/06/23 19:23:48] dax was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:38 towards level 47.
[04/06/23 19:48:18] gusto reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gusto's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/06/23 20:51:31] Matthew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:53:28 from level 54.
[04/06/23 21:09:37] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:18:21 towards level 74.
[04/06/23 22:19:01] Destruia was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:30 towards level 70.
[04/06/23 22:21:41] sky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:59:49 towards level 74.
[04/06/23 22:58:51] VonToutCourt slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! VonToutCourt's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/23 23:02:18] Aksej has dealt Queegly a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:55:03 is added to Queegly's clock.
[04/06/23 23:35:31] The local wizard imbued confunctius's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! confunctius's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/23 00:10:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on slim's tunic! slim's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/23 00:26:32] xbill was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:12:05 towards level 83.
[04/07/23 01:01:14] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:20 towards level 68.
[04/07/23 01:18:37] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:03 towards level 77.
[04/07/23 02:13:27] \dev\ice was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:09:13 from level 53.
[04/07/23 02:28:18] CodeGeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:59:17 towards level 75.
[04/07/23 02:42:45] noex has dealt tsr a Critical Strike! 6 days, 05:22:31 is added to tsr's clock.
[04/07/23 02:55:32] SirBummelz was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:39:36 from level 67.
[04/07/23 03:45:55] t3chn0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:54:21 towards level 74.
[04/07/23 05:03:04] The local wizard imbued kenyon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kenyon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/23 05:08:17] brycec had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:39 towards level 69.
[04/07/23 05:27:18] gildarts was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:15:04 from level 71.
[04/07/23 05:49:14] DontEvenPeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:05 towards level 53.
[04/07/23 06:11:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nowz's tunic! nowz's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/23 06:45:48] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:29:38 towards level 74.
[04/07/23 08:55:59] hdm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:06 towards level 78.
[04/07/23 09:12:56] cadfael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:06:33 towards level 70.
[04/07/23 09:56:26] anarcat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:07:32 towards level 78.
[04/07/23 10:59:52] nya spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! nya's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/07/23 11:02:46] Dan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:09 towards level 54.
[04/07/23 11:32:10] herald was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:28:40 from level 66.
[04/07/23 11:45:07] SirNeo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:55:02 towards level 61.
[04/07/23 12:29:29] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:00:57 towards level 70.
[04/07/23 12:36:46] elf's charm ate a bolt of lightning! elf's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/23 13:29:31] nya's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nya's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/23 13:57:07] cadfael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:52 towards level 70.
[04/07/23 14:12:22] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:57 towards level 75.
[04/07/23 14:59:43] bsleep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:53 towards level 72.
[04/07/23 15:26:26] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:12:22 towards level 79.
[04/07/23 16:36:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on drahthaar's tunic! drahthaar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/23 16:52:04] Berserker's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Berserker's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/23 18:07:42] Zaratustra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:14:14 from level 69.
[04/07/23 18:20:05] Matthew was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:27:28 from level 54.
[04/07/23 20:11:58] Matthew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:08 towards level 54.
[04/07/23 20:44:54] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:31 towards level 80.
[04/07/23 20:51:01] Tabmow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:19:38 towards level 67.
[04/07/23 21:03:58] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:52:24 towards level 75.
[04/07/23 21:49:30] binaryhermit spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! binaryhermit's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/07/23 22:37:34] The local wizard imbued ToHellWithGA's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ToHellWithGA's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/23 22:45:00] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:19:29 from level 69.
[04/08/23 01:45:47] canton7 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:55:38 from level 73.
[04/08/23 02:22:42] Thorael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:35:13 towards level 74.
[04/08/23 04:41:18] V walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:44:42 from level 75.
[04/08/23 05:18:31] Andrio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:37:05 towards level 70.
[04/08/23 05:25:36] Wolf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:30:27 from level 77.
[04/08/23 07:14:34] The local wizard imbued heisenbug's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! heisenbug's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/23 07:26:21] \dev\ice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:29 towards level 53.
[04/08/23 07:36:29] Dan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:48 towards level 54.
[04/08/23 07:42:48] cfjk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:40:31 from level 70.
[04/08/23 07:56:54] Jens was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:26:50 from level 68.
[04/08/23 08:51:35] Chuck's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Chuck's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/23 09:04:59] particleflux was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:40:19 towards level 46.
[04/08/23 09:19:38] fstrelok's charm ate a bolt of lightning! fstrelok's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/23 09:29:04] Thorael reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Thorael's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/23 10:37:00] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:48 towards level 73.
[04/08/23 10:43:34] crysis found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:05 towards level 67.
[04/08/23 10:54:43] Minus has dealt dyvonna a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:03:45 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[04/08/23 11:00:20] Sombra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:01 towards level 78.
[04/08/23 11:03:41] Zaratustra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:18:37 from level 69.
[04/08/23 11:08:33] Covid-19 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:07 towards level 73.
[04/08/23 11:51:28] Destruia's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Destruia's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/23 13:01:51] Pricey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:37:45 towards level 66.
[04/08/23 13:21:31] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:44 towards level 58.
[04/08/23 13:25:43] RussellB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:11 towards level 74.
[04/08/23 13:55:19] allo has dealt gusto a Critical Strike! 5 days, 23:56:17 is added to gusto's clock.
[04/08/23 14:05:09] VonToutCourt walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:32:59 from level 74.
[04/08/23 14:58:45] Kritzefitz has dealt allo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:19:16 is added to allo's clock.
[04/08/23 15:21:17] signofzeta was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:52:16 from level 69.
[04/08/23 15:55:46] nawcom tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:33:45 towards level 70.
[04/08/23 15:59:44] BitchNybble caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:19 towards level 27.
[04/08/23 16:35:07] kzootech was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:26:27 towards level 66.
[04/08/23 17:43:01] Ganonk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:45:15 towards level 56.
[04/08/23 18:43:04] BenDover gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:03:56 towards level 55.
[04/08/23 19:19:23] pants was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:58 towards level 74.
[04/08/23 20:30:25] Tabmow's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Tabmow's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/23 20:52:06] hdm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:24:46 towards level 79.
[04/08/23 21:26:37] anarcat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:28:23 from level 78.
[04/08/23 21:42:39] SuzakuMedli was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:02 towards level 59.
[04/08/23 22:22:39] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:32:29 towards level 77.
[04/08/23 22:32:38] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:29:20 towards level 72.
[04/08/23 22:56:52] Tangles was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:56:47 towards level 72.
[04/08/23 22:58:19] dwfreed was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:07 towards level 79.
[04/08/23 23:40:19] CodeGeek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:13:40 towards level 75.
[04/08/23 23:55:34] exergy ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:44 from level 40.
[04/09/23 00:45:57] Tenorman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:42:09 towards level 69.
[04/09/23 00:54:49] rawgreaze bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:01:21 towards level 69.
[04/09/23 01:10:46] DrinkyBird was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:06 towards level 75.
[04/09/23 01:50:52] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:40:20 towards level 65.
[04/09/23 02:11:19] popey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:51:48 towards level 55.
[04/09/23 03:23:04] adamus1red had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:15:35 towards level 73.
[04/09/23 03:42:53] Paganel spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Paganel's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/09/23 04:37:36] Dan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:09 towards level 54.
[04/09/23 05:52:33] Destruia ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:12:20 from level 70.
[04/09/23 06:21:49] confunctius bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:01:14 towards level 56.
[04/09/23 06:49:58] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:23:22 towards level 71.
[04/09/23 06:58:54] damyan has dealt Kachin a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:20:24 is added to Kachin's clock.
[04/09/23 07:17:39] Przemek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:34 towards level 47.
[04/09/23 07:38:07] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:06:21 towards level 79.
[04/09/23 07:57:23] Kachin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:53:36 from level 71.
[04/09/23 08:05:51] krustenkaese hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:15 towards level 46.
[04/09/23 09:18:49] Techman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:52 towards level 77.
[04/09/23 09:57:23] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:32 towards level 75.
[04/09/23 10:54:26] elf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:49 towards level 77.
[04/09/23 11:12:20] nowz was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:16:12 from level 57.
[04/09/23 11:13:36] Stevland slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Stevland's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/09/23 11:44:06] Wolf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:28:13 towards level 77.
[04/09/23 11:51:41] krustenkaese was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:26:46 from level 46.
[04/09/23 12:21:06] xbill got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:27:11 towards level 83.
[04/09/23 12:34:38] Covid-19 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:51:35 towards level 74.
[04/09/23 12:51:10] confunctius walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:42:05 from level 56.
[04/09/23 13:01:03] kinus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:37:35 towards level 69.
[04/09/23 14:17:12] adamus1red gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:19 towards level 73.
[04/09/23 14:42:59] Sherpard2 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:13:13 towards level 66.
[04/09/23 16:23:06] jjasghar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:06:41 towards level 68.
[04/09/23 17:12:55] Pricey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:36 towards level 66.
[04/09/23 17:16:02] Affliction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:41:34 towards level 75.
[04/09/23 17:39:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on damyan's tunic! damyan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/23 18:20:38] laama was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:22:19 from level 75.
[04/09/23 18:32:01] soygirl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:57 towards level 40.
[04/09/23 19:34:56] rawgreaze was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:22:41 towards level 69.
[04/09/23 21:02:54] Theleveler got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:23:22 from level 78.
[04/09/23 21:32:27] CodeB's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! CodeB's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/09/23 22:12:13] SSLbits was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:41:15 from level 65.
[04/09/23 22:44:31] ahmubashshir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:09:25 towards level 65.
[04/09/23 22:46:05] confunctius was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:15:05 towards level 56.
[04/09/23 23:19:59] Mat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:29 towards level 45.
[04/09/23 23:35:26] cadfael was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:47:00 from level 70.
[04/10/23 00:38:43] kzootech found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:17:50 towards level 66.
[04/10/23 01:27:29] Ecko got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:12 towards level 69.
[04/10/23 02:52:49] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:03:35 towards level 77.
[04/10/23 03:00:57] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:59:54 towards level 75.
[04/10/23 03:05:31] Minus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:26 towards level 65.
[04/10/23 03:34:20] MELOONi was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:44:37 from level 72.
[04/10/23 03:41:58] Andrio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:43:43 towards level 70.
[04/10/23 05:32:12] soygirl walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:14:49 from level 40.
[04/10/23 06:00:33] CodeB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:28 towards level 50.
[04/10/23 06:06:25] Fenrik was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:59:08 from level 75.
[04/10/23 06:07:01] EddieT137 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:26 towards level 68.
[04/10/23 07:46:53] BenDover was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:01:48 towards level 55.
[04/10/23 08:00:59] Bolded was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:54:29 from level 69.
[04/10/23 08:07:31] elf's charm ate a bolt of lightning! elf's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/23 08:07:43] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:14:41 towards level 73.
[04/10/23 08:18:22] TheSilentLink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:46:59 from level 67.
[04/10/23 08:53:36] Yarosh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Yarosh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/10/23 10:55:39] The local wizard imbued Covid-19's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Covid-19's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/23 11:03:47] Nuae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:06:21 towards level 64.
[04/10/23 11:51:26] adamus1red was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:55:26 towards level 73.
[04/10/23 13:11:15] apb was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:43:15 from level 72.
[04/10/23 13:23:57] SirBummelz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:30 towards level 68.
[04/10/23 13:44:28] Affliction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:08:41 towards level 75.
[04/10/23 13:46:31] el's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! el's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/10/23 14:49:29] bsleep was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:07:13 from level 73.
[04/10/23 17:16:05] thornrag hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:32:10 towards level 73.
[04/10/23 18:19:13] GRIZZLYMAN hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:22 towards level 55.
[04/10/23 19:47:12] StalkR's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! StalkR's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/23 19:50:28] Bolded was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:23:53 from level 69.
[04/10/23 20:39:59] laama was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:57 towards level 75.
[04/10/23 21:02:10] Blohsh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:18 towards level 36.
[04/10/23 21:07:17] Kachin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kachin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/23 21:27:57] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:05 towards level 81.
[04/10/23 22:49:03] CompanionCube had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:24:24 towards level 77.
[04/10/23 23:15:23] Destruia got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:48 towards level 70.
[04/10/23 23:25:07] thatmint was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:29:59 towards level 59.
[04/11/23 00:21:17] Tenorman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:30:51 towards level 69.
[04/11/23 01:18:03] cadfael spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cadfael's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/11/23 01:32:03] tomhek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:07:08 towards level 74.
[04/11/23 03:08:15] SSLbits has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:51:24 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[04/11/23 03:37:48] _sh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:52 from level 76.
[04/11/23 04:35:34] particleflux found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:44 towards level 46.
[04/11/23 04:48:21] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:39:32 towards level 74.
[04/11/23 06:04:16] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:13 towards level 75.
[04/11/23 06:24:40] Affliction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:56:16 towards level 75.
[04/11/23 07:19:20] binaryhermit found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:07:09 towards level 59.
[04/11/23 07:23:30] StalkR discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:25:16 towards level 75.
[04/11/23 08:03:08] CodeB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:08 towards level 50.
[04/11/23 08:32:38] Destruia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:15 towards level 70.
[04/11/23 09:33:49] herald ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:21:19 from level 66.
[04/11/23 09:36:01] kptr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:04:30 towards level 75.
[04/11/23 09:41:41] GilbertErik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:38:23 towards level 69.
[04/11/23 09:44:36] Forud met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:40:23 from level 73.
[04/11/23 09:54:28] The local wizard imbued JamCow's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JamCow's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/23 10:26:29] Cockatrice was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:56:17 from level 65.
[04/11/23 10:27:59] bananaboat met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:12:53 from level 77.
[04/11/23 10:46:42] washclof was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:51:55 towards level 81.
[04/11/23 11:30:49] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:10:07 towards level 72.
[04/11/23 11:34:47] postikana found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:25:24 towards level 69.
[04/11/23 12:09:12] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:39:16 towards level 67.
[04/11/23 14:15:08] Varjatticus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:56 towards level 52.
[04/11/23 14:29:35] tswsl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:37:04 from level 77.
[04/11/23 14:52:43] alephnull found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:10 towards level 14.
[04/11/23 15:36:42] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:14:18 towards level 76.
[04/11/23 15:53:46] nya fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:43 from level 73.
[04/11/23 15:56:47] MetaNova found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:45 towards level 74.
[04/11/23 17:00:22] Lenny_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:06 towards level 62.
[04/11/23 17:31:28] n0ssh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:15:57 towards level 57.
[04/11/23 17:36:41] Kurenai got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:19:40 towards level 66.
[04/11/23 17:37:17] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:19 towards level 74.
[04/11/23 17:39:30] ZOTTA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:25:33 towards level 66.
[04/11/23 17:49:20] blabber found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:58 towards level 74.
[04/11/23 18:28:47] slim found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:49:04 towards level 63.
[04/11/23 18:33:30] nya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:44 towards level 73.
[04/11/23 19:07:03] brycec bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:56:22 towards level 70.
[04/11/23 19:29:15] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:00:28 towards level 76.
[04/11/23 20:11:38] muirrum hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:23 towards level 60.
[04/11/23 20:43:05] Notir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:04:40 towards level 70.
[04/11/23 20:53:58] hax404 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:38:16 from level 74.
[04/11/23 21:17:46] Tabmow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:39:08 towards level 67.
[04/11/23 22:11:25] ToHellWithGA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:17 towards level 76.
[04/11/23 22:32:05] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:51 towards level 70.
[04/11/23 23:44:45] Lord255 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:41:16 towards level 76.
[04/12/23 00:52:04] Wam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:11 towards level 68.
[04/12/23 01:45:45] cadfael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:15 towards level 70.
[04/12/23 02:01:54] Jens's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Jens's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/23 02:11:20] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:03:20 towards level 79.
[04/12/23 02:12:11] ahmubashshir met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:02:37 from level 65.
[04/12/23 02:52:01] soygirl's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! soygirl's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/23 03:57:33] GRIZZLYMAN ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:44 from level 55.
[04/12/23 04:40:49] unicron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:41:15 from level 67.
[04/12/23 04:56:05] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:52:19 towards level 69.
[04/12/23 05:34:31] talisein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:29:32 towards level 74.
[04/12/23 06:21:01] Luca burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Luca's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/23 06:21:55] Finley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:37:58 towards level 64.
[04/12/23 08:24:06] Mat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:20 towards level 45.
[04/12/23 08:51:40] blabber got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:58:43 from level 74.
[04/12/23 08:53:23] Acolarh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:16:03 towards level 76.
[04/12/23 08:59:00] Cockatrice reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Cockatrice's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/23 09:06:49] Stevland ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:17:58 from level 72.
[04/12/23 09:09:23] kzootech had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:17:21 towards level 66.
[04/12/23 10:11:47] Covid-19 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:49:11 towards level 74.
[04/12/23 12:25:15] postikana was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:24:28 towards level 69.
[04/12/23 13:11:13] brycec burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! brycec's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/23 13:35:11] tomgus1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:56:08 from level 54.
[04/12/23 15:12:52] Kachin's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Kachin's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/23 15:14:46] Przemek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:25 towards level 48.
[04/12/23 15:42:52] Kurenai's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kurenai's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/23 15:54:34] tswsl has dealt kinus a Critical Strike! 7 days, 00:05:41 is added to kinus's clock.
[04/12/23 16:22:40] kzootech found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:39:13 towards level 66.
[04/12/23 17:30:58] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:59 towards level 70.
[04/12/23 17:45:32] Nysdar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:45:36 towards level 66.
[04/12/23 18:36:31] Tabmow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:38:33 towards level 67.
[04/12/23 19:07:10] DrinkyBird ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:06:52 from level 75.
[04/12/23 19:28:29] eroc1990 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:15:45 from level 58.
[04/12/23 19:35:01] Covid-19 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:56:10 towards level 74.
[04/12/23 19:36:28] GRIZZLYMAN tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:29 towards level 55.
[04/12/23 19:43:51] Jens's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Jens's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/23 19:43:57] arkie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:06 towards level 47.
[04/12/23 20:01:16] soygirl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:26:15 from level 41.
[04/12/23 21:25:33] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:18:36 towards level 54.
[04/12/23 21:35:30] nowz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:24 towards level 57.
[04/12/23 22:03:36] Kachin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:24:50 towards level 71.
[04/12/23 22:47:21] HellSpawn has dealt adamus1red a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:36:22 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[04/12/23 23:04:28] Berserker was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:13:46 towards level 58.
[04/12/23 23:16:33] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:44 towards level 70.
[04/12/23 23:44:21] Matthew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:50 towards level 54.
[04/13/23 00:17:43] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:34:38 towards level 78.
[04/13/23 00:42:22] olsner found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:11 towards level 14.
[04/13/23 02:31:39] Sario gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:21 towards level 62.
[04/13/23 02:41:20] krustenkaese bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:31 towards level 47.
[04/13/23 02:41:41] V got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 11:00:04 from level 75.
[04/13/23 03:32:30] thornrag caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:32 towards level 73.
[04/13/23 05:11:32] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:38:13 towards level 70.
[04/13/23 05:19:13] Lord255 has dealt allo a Critical Strike! 3 days, 23:58:44 is added to allo's clock.
[04/13/23 05:40:47] TimeWarp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:09 towards level 64.
[04/13/23 05:56:32] gusto caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:29:11 towards level 60.
[04/13/23 06:00:40] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:08:34 towards level 77.
[04/13/23 06:16:33] _sh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:47 towards level 76.
[04/13/23 06:25:22] idleevil's charm ate a bolt of lightning! idleevil's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/23 06:53:07] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:17:36 towards level 75.
[04/13/23 06:54:50] jaxson ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:51 from level 70.
[04/13/23 06:59:24] allo has dealt tmberg a Critical Strike! 2 days, 03:52:38 is added to tmberg's clock.
[04/13/23 07:07:16] herald was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:32:34 towards level 66.
[04/13/23 07:25:05] KingPimpCommand was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:40 towards level 46.
[04/13/23 07:38:19] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:34 towards level 75.
[04/13/23 08:08:07] Silvanus_Betrium was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:20:11 towards level 68.
[04/13/23 08:11:53] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:45:50 towards level 76.
[04/13/23 08:13:32] RussellB's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! RussellB's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/23 09:07:13] caeli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:38:18 towards level 77.
[04/13/23 09:54:09] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:04:09 towards level 69.
[04/13/23 10:21:57] jjasghar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:35:44 towards level 68.
[04/13/23 10:37:10] Theleveler found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:56:06 towards level 78.
[04/13/23 10:44:03] dax discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:35 towards level 48.
[04/13/23 11:15:25] StalkR was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:07:49 towards level 75.
[04/13/23 11:42:35] jjasghar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:01:16 towards level 68.
[04/13/23 12:46:51] thatmint was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:38:31 towards level 59.
[04/13/23 12:49:37] Wolf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:59 towards level 77.
[04/13/23 13:00:15] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:12:39 towards level 74.
[04/13/23 13:09:53] simple has dealt sky a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:40:00 is added to sky's clock.
[04/13/23 14:33:35] Asara hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:54:24 towards level 77.
[04/13/23 16:26:09] exergy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:17 towards level 42.
[04/13/23 18:06:42] io was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:09 towards level 79.
[04/13/23 18:45:31] washclof was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:42:56 from level 81.
[04/13/23 19:11:03] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:32:34 towards level 76.
[04/13/23 19:30:46] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:53:30 towards level 79.
[04/13/23 22:12:45] Ecko was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:05 towards level 69.
[04/13/23 22:38:41] dbx12 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:04 towards level 47.
[04/13/23 22:39:14] SirBummelz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:35:21 towards level 68.
[04/13/23 23:14:49] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:54 towards level 76.
[04/13/23 23:21:32] fstrelok was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:45 towards level 62.
[04/14/23 00:04:38] Yarosh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:02:00 towards level 73.
[04/14/23 01:05:42] enteral was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:38 from level 62.
[04/14/23 02:05:19] vadas caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:49 towards level 56.
[04/14/23 02:30:47] Mat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:11 towards level 46.
[04/14/23 02:37:58] Drin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:24:39 from level 70.
[04/14/23 03:08:40] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:51:14 towards level 71.
[04/14/23 03:22:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Omega's tunic! Omega's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/14/23 03:30:11] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:36 towards level 68.
[04/14/23 03:47:00] GRIZZLYMAN was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:39:44 towards level 55.
[04/14/23 04:03:59] Fehu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:25:48 towards level 68.
[04/14/23 04:31:10] Mat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:57 towards level 46.
[04/14/23 04:33:16] Blohsh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:07 towards level 38.
[04/14/23 04:41:03] Matthew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:46:39 towards level 54.
[04/14/23 04:42:21] Jens ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:40:29 from level 68.
[04/14/23 04:50:44] solarsparq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:42 towards level 62.
[04/14/23 05:12:39] enteral found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:53 towards level 62.
[04/14/23 05:46:56] RussellB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:30:02 towards level 75.
[04/14/23 06:03:17] Cirdan has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:10:49 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[04/14/23 06:49:38] soltys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:09 towards level 77.
[04/14/23 07:39:50] Puff tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:35:49 towards level 75.
[04/14/23 07:45:36] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:13 towards level 74.
[04/14/23 08:16:18] Techman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:12:23 towards level 78.
[04/14/23 10:21:22] Omega was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:50:03 from level 71.
[04/14/23 10:45:45] Techman spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Techman's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/14/23 11:58:12] CompanionCube got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:54:15 towards level 77.
[04/14/23 12:13:42] ToHellWithGA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:46 towards level 76.
[04/14/23 12:40:02] enteral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:04 towards level 62.
[04/14/23 12:43:11] Destruia spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Destruia's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/14/23 12:44:42] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:34:18 towards level 67.
[04/14/23 13:00:37] simple spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! simple's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/14/23 13:07:09] The local wizard imbued kevkev's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kevkev's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/14/23 13:12:10] vegadark fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:24:12 from level 77.
[04/14/23 13:33:59] idlegood was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:34:02 from level 66.
[04/14/23 13:53:12] soltys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:09 towards level 77.
[04/14/23 14:51:37] CrashOverride was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:27 towards level 79.
[04/14/23 15:01:15] Bolded caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:09 towards level 69.
[04/14/23 15:01:18] gradator ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:35:48 from level 75.
[04/14/23 15:57:43] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:19:35 towards level 79.
[04/14/23 16:15:26] buzel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:54:04 towards level 78.
[04/14/23 16:20:01] kptr met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:10:47 from level 75.
[04/14/23 17:04:26] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:10:57 towards level 73.
[04/14/23 18:10:43] arkie was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:50 towards level 47.
[04/14/23 18:42:47] SuzakuMedli gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:23:57 towards level 60.
[04/14/23 18:51:55] bananaboat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:39:43 towards level 77.
[04/14/23 20:44:01] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:55 towards level 70.
[04/14/23 20:52:54] jayvee was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:43:42 from level 75.
[04/14/23 20:54:16] io had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:32 towards level 79.
[04/14/23 21:44:58] Silvanus_Betrium was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:41:38 towards level 68.
[04/14/23 22:26:37] Khorne was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 09:18:55 from level 79.
[04/14/23 22:39:06] MELOONi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:53:28 towards level 72.
[04/15/23 00:12:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Gorek's tunic! Gorek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/23 00:42:33] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:24:44 towards level 77.
[04/15/23 01:16:43] popey ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:27:50 from level 55.
[04/15/23 01:42:15] Mat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:32 towards level 46.
[04/15/23 02:15:19] caeli tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:52 towards level 77.
[04/15/23 02:25:09] apb was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:32:32 from level 72.
[04/15/23 03:49:28] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:54:39 towards level 68.
[04/15/23 03:50:19] The local wizard imbued thatmint's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! thatmint's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/23 04:12:42] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:03:39 towards level 74.
[04/15/23 04:13:30] Silvanus_Betrium hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:10:30 towards level 68.
[04/15/23 04:22:32] TauPan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:39:14 towards level 66.
[04/15/23 04:42:31] jaxson slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jaxson's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/15/23 04:46:19] Nysdar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:48:58 towards level 66.
[04/15/23 05:29:58] Blohsh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:07 from level 39.
[04/15/23 05:31:58] thatmint has dealt brycec a Critical Strike! 5 days, 04:09:54 is added to brycec's clock.
[04/15/23 06:31:15] exergy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:35 towards level 42.
[04/15/23 08:00:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Arch's tunic! Arch's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/23 08:42:46] yNos was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 23:56:15 from level 70.
[04/15/23 10:11:25] gildarts's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! gildarts's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/15/23 10:51:27] GilbertErik's charm ate a bolt of lightning! GilbertErik's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/23 11:14:34] V ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:20:50 from level 75.
[04/15/23 12:18:06] Bluedog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:22:41 towards level 70.
[04/15/23 12:57:19] elf walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 07:16:07 from level 78.
[04/15/23 13:07:01] Nuae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:34 towards level 64.
[04/15/23 13:43:10] Arch met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:48:45 from level 69.
[04/15/23 13:46:53] SirNeo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:23 towards level 61.
[04/15/23 15:23:56] el hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:58:45 towards level 74.
[04/15/23 15:37:06] SirNeo was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:19 from level 61.
[04/15/23 16:55:05] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:10:31 towards level 72.
[04/15/23 17:21:52] Finley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:24:23 towards level 64.
[04/15/23 17:43:54] Cirdan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:16 towards level 76.
[04/15/23 17:58:56] hugga slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hugga's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/15/23 19:33:26] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:45:30 towards level 78.
[04/15/23 20:31:22] Sario was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:07:23 from level 63.
[04/15/23 20:38:29] KingPimpCommand was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:52 towards level 46.
[04/15/23 20:40:06] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:16:53 towards level 71.
[04/15/23 22:44:40] bobvador got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:02:11 towards level 75.
[04/15/23 22:44:49] particleflux was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:47:20 from level 47.
[04/15/23 23:06:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on elf's tunic! elf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/23 23:30:55] Queegly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:19 towards level 33.
[04/15/23 23:50:35] ahmubashshir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:58:11 towards level 65.
[04/15/23 23:54:51] KindOne's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! KindOne's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/16/23 00:36:38] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:36:01 towards level 80.
[04/16/23 00:43:58] V's charm ate a bolt of lightning! V's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/23 00:45:10] GilbertErik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:35:27 towards level 69.
[04/16/23 00:46:34] Przemek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:08 towards level 48.
[04/16/23 01:04:17] achin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:02:19 towards level 64.
[04/16/23 01:04:41] Minus's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Minus's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/23 01:18:49] Stevland caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:06 towards level 72.
[04/16/23 04:32:48] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:42:27 towards level 67.
[04/16/23 04:33:09] xbill has dealt postikana a Critical Strike! 4 days, 09:41:10 is added to postikana's clock.
[04/16/23 04:40:52] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:22:34 towards level 77.
[04/16/23 04:48:27] nya has dealt Affliction a Critical Strike! 6 days, 11:01:50 is added to Affliction's clock.
[04/16/23 05:25:53] SSLbits's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SSLbits's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/23 05:40:20] Mat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:05 towards level 46.
[04/16/23 06:19:29] TimWolla found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:05:14 towards level 80.
[04/16/23 06:23:45] enteral fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:41 from level 62.
[04/16/23 06:32:26] postikana tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:55:39 towards level 69.
[04/16/23 07:35:45] CrashOverride found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:12:45 towards level 80.
[04/16/23 07:58:20] GRIZZLYMAN was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:48:46 from level 55.
[04/16/23 08:14:26] cadfael met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:58:03 from level 71.
[04/16/23 09:09:10] Tenorman ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:14:33 from level 69.
[04/16/23 09:38:37] dax discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:09:08 towards level 49.
[04/16/23 09:52:37] noex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:06:05 towards level 59.
[04/16/23 10:37:28] olsner tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:48 towards level 30.
[04/16/23 10:44:23] scumola ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:31:12 from level 72.
[04/16/23 10:55:40] dyvonna was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:22 towards level 68.
[04/16/23 11:26:23] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:40 towards level 77.
[04/16/23 11:55:50] solarsparq has dealt nawcom a Critical Strike! 3 days, 11:28:11 is added to nawcom's clock.
[04/16/23 12:14:07] BastelBot's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! BastelBot's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/23 13:28:18] Nysdar was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:21:17 from level 66.
[04/16/23 13:33:58] olsner had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:41 towards level 30.
[04/16/23 13:51:10] gusto ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:27:45 from level 60.
[04/16/23 15:40:33] krustenkaese was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:36 towards level 47.
[04/16/23 16:03:05] Theleveler was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:40:06 from level 78.
[04/16/23 16:03:32] jacob1 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:12:21 from level 78.
[04/16/23 16:20:03] noex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:13:15 towards level 59.
[04/16/23 17:28:33] Pricey ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:36 from level 66.
[04/16/23 17:43:26] Dan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:45 towards level 55.
[04/16/23 19:23:16] Centrixx slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Centrixx's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/16/23 19:25:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jacquesssss's tunic! jacquesssss's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/23 19:31:54] EddieT137 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:52:25 from level 69.
[04/16/23 19:45:27] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:20:35 towards level 71.
[04/16/23 20:17:12] Theleveler was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:00:32 towards level 78.
[04/16/23 22:38:41] hdm has dealt Yarosh a Critical Strike! 8 days, 21:40:09 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[04/16/23 23:08:39] \dev\ice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:13:43 towards level 54.
[04/17/23 00:30:49] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:45 towards level 78.
[04/17/23 00:32:04] Ganonk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ganonk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/23 00:33:37] alexlehm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:20:55 from level 50.
[04/17/23 01:37:54] Tabmow was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:21:45 from level 67.
[04/17/23 02:11:43] Chuck fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:02:01 from level 72.
[04/17/23 02:13:37] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:55 towards level 79.
[04/17/23 02:58:26] _sh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:14 towards level 76.
[04/17/23 04:42:03] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:35:40 towards level 78.
[04/17/23 04:49:05] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:00:35 towards level 79.
[04/17/23 06:37:33] Theleveler fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:02:27 from level 78.
[04/17/23 06:54:13] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:19:41 towards level 79.
[04/17/23 06:55:22] fstrelok was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:24:01 from level 62.
[04/17/23 07:04:12] GilbertErik was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:26:57 from level 69.
[04/17/23 07:18:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SirNeo's tunic! SirNeo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/23 07:32:48] t3chn0 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:36:21 from level 74.
[04/17/23 07:36:18] bfft has dealt gradator a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:15:11 is added to gradator's clock.
[04/17/23 07:37:28] TheSilentLink reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TheSilentLink's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/23 08:43:21] particleflux's charm ate a bolt of lightning! particleflux's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/23 09:06:54] nya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:56:22 towards level 74.
[04/17/23 09:21:20] scumola got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:04:17 from level 72.
[04/17/23 09:36:48] n0ssh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:23:23 towards level 57.
[04/17/23 10:05:35] Asara reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Asara's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/23 10:39:36] Carl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:21:39 from level 74.
[04/17/23 11:37:17] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:32:51 towards level 70.
[04/17/23 12:00:01] Mat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:20:59 from level 47.
[04/17/23 13:21:07] adamus1red was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:37:55 towards level 74.
[04/17/23 13:58:23] JamCow got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:18:29 from level 76.
[04/17/23 14:01:27] The local wizard imbued slim's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! slim's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/23 14:20:01] jayvee tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:26:12 towards level 75.
[04/17/23 14:28:09] pants was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:06 towards level 74.
[04/17/23 15:25:08] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:03:15 towards level 73.
[04/17/23 15:29:24] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:45 towards level 63.
[04/17/23 15:57:34] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:21:22 towards level 77.
[04/17/23 15:59:07] pants was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:11 towards level 74.
[04/17/23 16:21:25] CodeB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:10 towards level 51.
[04/17/23 16:36:01] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:41:04 towards level 77.
[04/17/23 17:01:55] Khorne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:08:16 towards level 79.
[04/17/23 17:30:14] Asara was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:26:20 from level 77.
[04/17/23 18:26:47] bsleep ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:20:30 from level 73.
[04/17/23 19:33:03] herald tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:25:18 towards level 66.
[04/17/23 20:24:56] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:07:05 towards level 70.
[04/17/23 20:44:34] kinus got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:31:19 from level 69.
[04/17/23 21:32:39] Nysdar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Nysdar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/23 21:37:31] postikana got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:51:56 towards level 69.
[04/17/23 21:53:28] particleflux was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:00 towards level 47.
[04/17/23 23:26:56] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:35:58 towards level 67.
[04/17/23 23:39:35] bobvador discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:54:32 towards level 75.
[04/18/23 00:44:28] HellSpawn has dealt A_Dragon a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:58:38 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[04/18/23 01:01:27] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:57:47 towards level 73.
[04/18/23 01:03:54] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:16:24 towards level 71.
[04/18/23 01:35:34] Covid-19 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:50:54 towards level 74.
[04/18/23 02:09:32] vadas had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:19:45 towards level 57.
[04/18/23 02:33:32] solarsparq got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:55:21 from level 62.
[04/18/23 02:36:27] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:47:41 towards level 78.
[04/18/23 03:11:40] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:45:43 towards level 80.
[04/18/23 03:54:17] Przemek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:12:19 towards level 49.
[04/18/23 04:04:28] SirBummelz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:27:30 towards level 68.
[04/18/23 04:49:07] Covid-19 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:50:11 towards level 74.
[04/18/23 05:27:38] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:30 towards level 75.
[04/18/23 06:37:22] Chuck discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:46 towards level 72.
[04/18/23 06:42:38] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:01:25 towards level 78.
[04/18/23 07:05:34] alexlehm met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:40:45 from level 50.
[04/18/23 07:28:18] muirrum got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:14:49 towards level 61.
[04/18/23 08:13:30] signofzeta had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:00:04 towards level 69.
[04/18/23 09:40:49] krustenkaese was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:23 towards level 48.
[04/18/23 10:01:25] DrinkyBird tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:57:22 towards level 76.
[04/18/23 10:44:34] exergy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:02 towards level 43.
[04/18/23 10:52:33] Angelina reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Angelina's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/23 11:01:36] munkis was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:27:37 from level 67.
[04/18/23 11:19:04] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:21:39 towards level 77.
[04/18/23 12:31:55] Covid-19 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:39:43 from level 74.
[04/18/23 12:32:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on canton7's tunic! canton7's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/23 12:35:44] GilbertErik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:07:05 towards level 69.
[04/18/23 14:08:49] xbill fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:38:10 from level 83.
[04/18/23 14:12:32] t3chn0 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:52:21 from level 74.
[04/18/23 14:43:18] Finley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:13:01 towards level 64.
[04/18/23 14:46:54] thornrag found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:52 towards level 73.
[04/18/23 15:22:50] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:02:28 towards level 66.
[04/18/23 15:34:08] xbill had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:10 towards level 83.
[04/18/23 15:58:41] Pricey spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Pricey's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/18/23 16:08:34] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:43:26 towards level 73.
[04/18/23 17:05:23] Angelina's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Angelina's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/18/23 17:12:00] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:32:04 towards level 74.
[04/18/23 17:24:15] Centrixx had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:29:39 towards level 75.
[04/18/23 17:45:07] KindOne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:56:39 towards level 69.
[04/18/23 18:00:05] A_Dragon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:35:26 from level 71.
[04/18/23 18:04:15] The local wizard imbued freeboson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! freeboson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/23 18:25:26] soygirl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:13 towards level 43.
[04/18/23 18:31:37] The local wizard imbued ZOTTA's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ZOTTA's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/23 18:51:23] Gorek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:29:09 towards level 77.
[04/18/23 19:42:14] CodeGeek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CodeGeek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/23 19:48:43] VonToutCourt has dealt ion a Critical Strike! 2 days, 19:49:09 is added to ion's clock.
[04/18/23 20:27:37] shikhin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:20:46 towards level 77.
[04/18/23 20:52:34] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:45 towards level 74.
[04/18/23 21:27:23] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:55:23 towards level 78.
[04/18/23 22:00:26] io discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:12 towards level 79.
[04/18/23 22:07:07] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:56 towards level 78.
[04/18/23 22:30:33] A_Dragon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:54 towards level 71.
[04/18/23 22:55:11] Theleveler was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:41:29 from level 78.
[04/18/23 23:33:29] aqsd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:50 towards level 74.
[04/19/23 00:41:39] Sario found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:19:54 towards level 63.
[04/19/23 01:25:14] SuzakuMedli bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:41:24 towards level 60.
[04/19/23 02:12:03] bananaboat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:53:03 from level 77.
[04/19/23 02:57:40] dbx12 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:57 towards level 48.
[04/19/23 03:29:05] Daikojun found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:50 towards level 38.
[04/19/23 03:56:15] JigmeDatse ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:00:44 from level 68.
[04/19/23 04:26:07] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:14:12 towards level 69.
[04/19/23 05:01:52] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:09:56 towards level 79.
[04/19/23 06:22:37] MELOONi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:22 towards level 72.
[04/19/23 07:09:12] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:02:51 towards level 75.
[04/19/23 07:13:52] drahthaar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:37:36 from level 80.
[04/19/23 07:55:03] Przemek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:20:04 from level 49.
[04/19/23 09:50:23] thatmint discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:23 towards level 59.
[04/19/23 10:32:27] Cirdan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:12 towards level 76.
[04/19/23 10:42:59] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:20:07 towards level 78.
[04/19/23 11:32:16] DrinkyBird met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:41:49 from level 76.
[04/19/23 12:22:40] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:40:24 towards level 78.
[04/19/23 12:24:56] Ankhers got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:57:32 towards level 71.
[04/19/23 12:35:40] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:39 towards level 74.
[04/19/23 12:48:15] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:24 towards level 80.
[04/19/23 12:50:31] idlegood fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:54:52 from level 66.
[04/19/23 12:53:49] alexlehm reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! alexlehm's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/23 12:55:41] HellSpawn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:17:43 towards level 72.
[04/19/23 14:01:34] TheSilentLink met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:45:44 from level 67.
[04/19/23 14:28:52] adamus1red had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:58:37 towards level 74.
[04/19/23 14:49:48] tmberg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:06:41 from level 72.
[04/19/23 14:51:13] Fenrik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:06 towards level 75.
[04/19/23 15:18:59] JamCow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:00:17 towards level 76.
[04/19/23 15:30:31] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:34:46 towards level 75.
[04/19/23 15:40:30] Sario was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:40:39 towards level 63.
[04/19/23 16:15:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on freeboson's tunic! freeboson's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/23 16:30:27] Carl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:38 towards level 74.
[04/19/23 18:17:35] drahthaar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:01 towards level 80.
[04/19/23 18:46:02] tomgus1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:20 towards level 54.
[04/19/23 19:14:23] SirNeo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:36:53 towards level 62.
[04/19/23 19:22:34] alexlehm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:09 towards level 50.
[04/19/23 19:43:00] Asara was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:27:26 from level 77.
[04/19/23 21:17:00] alephnull had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:03 towards level 35.
[04/19/23 21:23:22] Minus's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Minus's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/23 21:23:40] drahthaar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:06 towards level 80.
[04/19/23 23:30:54] Lord255 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:06:02 from level 76.
[04/20/23 01:03:21] GilbertErik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:56:44 towards level 69.
[04/20/23 01:24:29] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:42:07 towards level 76.
[04/20/23 01:31:12] elf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:52:32 from level 78.
[04/20/23 03:46:48] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:34:42 towards level 76.
[04/20/23 04:02:09] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:43 towards level 74.
[04/20/23 04:57:05] KindOne was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:57:53 from level 69.
[04/20/23 04:59:08] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:38 towards level 73.
[04/20/23 05:20:55] SuzakuMedli ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:03:20 from level 60.
[04/20/23 06:00:07] idleevil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:29:49 towards level 64.
[04/20/23 06:52:35] dbx12 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! dbx12's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/20/23 06:56:49] Daikojun tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:59 towards level 39.
[04/20/23 07:30:50] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:33:03 towards level 67.
[04/20/23 07:48:51] rawgreaze was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:55:35 from level 69.
[04/20/23 08:01:39] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:39:36 towards level 78.
[04/20/23 08:05:43] StalkR was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:11 towards level 75.
[04/20/23 08:21:22] gradator was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:12:29 from level 75.
[04/20/23 09:08:23] cateye slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! cateye's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/20/23 10:03:57] Lord255 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:15:25 towards level 76.
[04/20/23 10:36:19] particleflux was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:50 towards level 47.
[04/20/23 10:52:07] cadfael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:12:50 towards level 71.
[04/20/23 11:30:28] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:56:50 towards level 71.
[04/20/23 11:41:28] Drin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:27:45 towards level 70.
[04/20/23 12:01:17] Theleveler's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Theleveler's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/20/23 12:45:05] Thorael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:57:17 towards level 75.
[04/20/23 13:01:24] A_Dragon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:15:39 from level 71.
[04/20/23 13:20:52] Aksej was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:58:29 towards level 71.
[04/20/23 14:03:28] gegenschein found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:19 towards level 70.
[04/20/23 14:15:34] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:55 towards level 74.
[04/20/23 15:41:56] cadfael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:40:36 towards level 71.
[04/20/23 17:06:13] The local wizard imbued nawcom's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! nawcom's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/20/23 17:16:23] CodeGeek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:15:47 towards level 76.
[04/20/23 17:21:45] Covid-19's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Covid-19's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/20/23 17:44:38] tomhek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:45:25 from level 74.
[04/20/23 17:54:28] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:31 towards level 68.
[04/20/23 17:55:22] MetaNova was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:09:49 from level 75.
[04/20/23 18:16:57] bsleep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:05:39 towards level 73.
[04/20/23 18:17:00] Stevland ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:59:36 from level 73.
[04/20/23 18:37:07] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:50:56 towards level 75.
[04/20/23 19:03:52] Mat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:12 towards level 47.
[04/20/23 19:40:13] Destruia ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:39:11 from level 71.
[04/20/23 19:50:40] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:08:30 towards level 75.
[04/20/23 20:02:12] krustenkaese was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:05 towards level 48.
[04/20/23 20:07:58] fstrelok was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:39 towards level 62.
[04/20/23 20:11:14] Acolarh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:30 towards level 76.
[04/20/23 20:42:25] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:41:44 from level 70.
[04/20/23 20:51:39] Bolded caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:25:24 towards level 70.
[04/20/23 21:01:05] SirNeo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:57:35 towards level 62.
[04/20/23 21:14:14] soygirl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:51 towards level 43.
[04/20/23 21:48:15] BastelBot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:44:17 towards level 76.
[04/20/23 22:01:33] CodeGeek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 23:36:47 from level 76.
[04/20/23 22:12:58] SSLbits's charm ate a bolt of lightning! SSLbits's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/20/23 22:21:33] vegadark got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:10:48 towards level 78.
[04/20/23 22:22:15] sc's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sc's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/20/23 23:01:15] nowz spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! nowz's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/20/23 23:01:24] Ecko bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:26:41 towards level 70.
[04/20/23 23:27:44] tsr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:20:23 from level 71.
[04/21/23 00:44:03] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:32:57 towards level 77.
[04/21/23 00:55:23] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:29:25 towards level 69.
[04/21/23 01:14:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on idleneutral's tunic! idleneutral's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/23 01:14:49] CrashOverride was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:22:30 towards level 80.
[04/21/23 02:39:49] Cirdan has dealt Bolded a Critical Strike! 6 days, 18:36:16 is added to Bolded's clock.
[04/21/23 02:41:43] pyre found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:08:27 towards level 78.
[04/21/23 02:50:42] Ankhers ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:36:25 from level 71.
[04/21/23 03:26:44] gegenschein met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:00:10 from level 70.
[04/21/23 03:30:33] Bolded bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:54:46 towards level 70.
[04/21/23 03:39:01] damyan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:26:35 towards level 71.
[04/21/23 04:06:26] Tenorman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:11 from level 69.
[04/21/23 04:20:41] banana-jim slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! banana-jim's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/21/23 05:12:02] CrashOverride was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:06:08 towards level 80.
[04/21/23 05:18:36] kinus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:16:29 towards level 69.
[04/21/23 05:26:17] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:05:10 towards level 78.
[04/21/23 05:57:51] Wolf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:31:45 towards level 78.
[04/21/23 06:16:16] Fehu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:07:43 towards level 68.
[04/21/23 07:00:19] MetaNova found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:20:31 towards level 75.
[04/21/23 07:11:09] SuzakuMedli gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:50:16 towards level 60.
[04/21/23 07:34:44] Wolf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:14:02 towards level 78.
[04/21/23 08:07:35] allo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:16:03 towards level 77.
[04/21/23 08:15:14] dyvonna was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:17:14 towards level 69.
[04/21/23 08:17:29] idlegood found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:53:17 towards level 66.
[04/21/23 09:53:11] Acolarh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:32:03 from level 76.
[04/21/23 10:26:46] Puff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:09:26 towards level 75.
[04/21/23 10:55:07] Kurenai was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:04:20 towards level 66.
[04/21/23 11:22:56] blabber was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:09:43 towards level 75.
[04/21/23 12:14:20] TheSilentLink got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:15:38 towards level 67.
[04/21/23 12:47:21] Russell was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:25 towards level 68.
[04/21/23 13:50:29] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/23 14:01:28] CodeB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:24 towards level 51.
[04/21/23 14:03:23] pyre met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:26:11 from level 78.
[04/21/23 15:00:26] Daikojun was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:14 towards level 39.
[04/21/23 15:35:19] Forud was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:51:44 from level 73.
[04/21/23 16:15:49] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:46:30 towards level 75.
[04/21/23 16:34:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on KingPimpCommand's tunic! KingPimpCommand's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/23 16:42:58] Togra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:11:21 towards level 72.
[04/21/23 16:45:13] talisein was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:52:13 from level 74.
[04/21/23 17:09:54] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:47 towards level 75.
[04/21/23 19:24:09] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:31:26 towards level 78.
[04/21/23 19:31:51] hdm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:29:05 towards level 80.
[04/21/23 19:56:47] V was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:59:06 towards level 75.
[04/21/23 20:18:12] The local wizard imbued Gorek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Gorek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/23 20:49:34] Thorael met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:28:21 from level 75.
[04/21/23 20:54:14] StalkR had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:58 towards level 75.
[04/21/23 22:13:20] cateye caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:04 towards level 37.
[04/21/23 22:16:03] kevkev was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:23 towards level 49.
[04/21/23 23:21:58] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:38:45 towards level 71.
[04/21/23 23:36:49] gildarts hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:57:04 towards level 71.
[04/22/23 01:57:09] exergy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:15 towards level 44.
[04/22/23 01:57:48] binaryhermit caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:49:50 towards level 59.
[04/22/23 02:38:15] gradator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:03 towards level 75.
[04/22/23 02:43:19] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:35 towards level 73.
[04/22/23 02:47:35] apb burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! apb's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/23 02:59:32] Techman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:53 towards level 78.
[04/22/23 03:55:56] TauPan has dealt Faradome a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:55:29 is added to Faradome's clock.
[04/22/23 05:16:58] krustenkaese had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:20 towards level 48.
[04/22/23 05:48:30] munkis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:09 towards level 67.
[04/22/23 06:01:09] Bluedog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:49:04 towards level 70.
[04/22/23 06:08:53] Asara was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:52:39 from level 77.
[04/22/23 06:31:51] Kachin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:59:44 towards level 72.
[04/22/23 06:32:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on washclof's tunic! washclof's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/22/23 07:44:14] particleflux had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:11 towards level 48.
[04/22/23 07:56:31] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:28:56 towards level 79.
[04/22/23 08:03:33] ukleinek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:02 from level 71.
[04/22/23 08:18:45] thatmint got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:08 towards level 59.
[04/22/23 08:22:46] Centrixx got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:22:57 from level 75.
[04/22/23 09:03:03] crysis hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:05:10 towards level 68.
[04/22/23 09:15:12] GRIZZLYMAN was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:05:13 towards level 56.
[04/22/23 09:23:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pyre's tunic! pyre's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/22/23 09:26:26] idleevil found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:26:37 towards level 64.
[04/22/23 09:48:36] Acolarh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:01 towards level 76.
[04/22/23 09:57:35] t3chn0 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:27:02 towards level 75.
[04/22/23 10:00:12] boscage found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:28 towards level 31.
[04/22/23 10:16:45] pants was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:13:17 towards level 75.
[04/22/23 12:53:21] AlexS found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:28 towards level 68.
[04/22/23 13:27:20] TauPan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:57:59 towards level 66.
[04/22/23 14:16:52] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:11 towards level 79.
[04/22/23 14:17:16] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:49 towards level 66.
[04/22/23 14:20:29] thatmint was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:24 towards level 59.
[04/22/23 15:57:07] Gorek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:53 towards level 77.
[04/22/23 17:14:51] kptr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:58:52 towards level 76.
[04/22/23 17:19:38] gegenschein hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:58 towards level 70.
[04/22/23 18:22:35] ufo-piloot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:21:58 towards level 57.
[04/22/23 19:46:01] slim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:44:15 from level 64.
[04/22/23 19:51:38] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:43 towards level 70.
[04/22/23 20:06:50] BastelBot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:56:11 towards level 76.
[04/22/23 20:20:50] Przemek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:11 towards level 49.
[04/22/23 20:44:43] Sombra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:39:29 from level 78.
[04/22/23 21:19:39] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:23:18 towards level 71.
[04/22/23 21:30:47] RussellB was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:49:34 from level 75.
[04/22/23 22:15:52] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:01:01 towards level 72.
[04/22/23 22:34:50] gegenschein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:44 towards level 70.
[04/22/23 22:40:03] Techman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:31 towards level 78.
[04/22/23 22:44:55] Omega's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Omega's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/23 23:27:04] Stevland ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:24:42 from level 73.
[04/22/23 23:38:39] scumola burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! scumola's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/23/23 02:11:43] Cockatrice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:48 towards level 65.
[04/23/23 02:18:09] Nysdar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:53:18 from level 66.
[04/23/23 05:13:36] CodeB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:02 towards level 51.
[04/23/23 05:29:48] pfoley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:29:00 towards level 71.
[04/23/23 05:32:15] Fenrik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:03 towards level 75.
[04/23/23 05:54:56] Andrio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:57:44 towards level 70.
[04/23/23 07:38:28] CrashOverride was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:20:22 from level 80.
[04/23/23 07:56:53] bobvador found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:26:59 towards level 75.
[04/23/23 09:18:03] Bluedog fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:53:41 from level 70.
[04/23/23 09:32:48] Fenrik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:00 towards level 75.
[04/23/23 09:47:21] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:19:57 towards level 81.
[04/23/23 09:50:01] anarcat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:38:42 from level 78.
[04/23/23 10:00:00] The local wizard imbued Notir's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Notir's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/23 10:34:16] hax404 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:31:17 towards level 74.
[04/23/23 10:41:38] Minus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:52:26 towards level 66.
[04/23/23 11:07:07] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:06:42 towards level 76.
[04/23/23 12:28:44] tomhek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:17:54 from level 74.
[04/23/23 13:09:21] caeli bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:24 towards level 77.
[04/23/23 14:09:25] Notir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:25:04 towards level 70.
[04/23/23 15:08:31] sc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:06 towards level 79.
[04/23/23 15:47:00] _sh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:04:55 towards level 77.
[04/23/23 16:07:10] Covid-19 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:07 towards level 74.
[04/23/23 16:12:08] Lenny_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:39:42 towards level 63.
[04/23/23 16:26:17] soltys's charm ate a bolt of lightning! soltys's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/23 16:58:30] eroc1990 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:56:38 from level 58.
[04/23/23 17:09:09] krustenkaese's charm ate a bolt of lightning! krustenkaese's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/23 17:42:24] solarsparq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:23 towards level 62.
[04/23/23 17:54:51] soygirl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:25 from level 44.
[04/23/23 18:01:58] The local wizard imbued buzel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! buzel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/23 18:45:47] xbill was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:23:12 towards level 84.
[04/23/23 18:55:35] Techman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:35 towards level 78.
[04/23/23 19:12:59] ice303 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:38 towards level 30.
[04/23/23 20:27:21] Covid-19 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:13 towards level 74.
[04/23/23 20:59:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Fehu's tunic! Fehu's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/23 21:41:16] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:35:21 towards level 71.
[04/23/23 22:06:27] MetaNova walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:35:59 from level 75.
[04/23/23 22:37:31] laama walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:45:43 from level 76.
[04/23/23 23:22:23] Bolded got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:45:04 towards level 70.
[04/23/23 23:57:10] pyre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:45:29 towards level 78.
[04/24/23 00:29:05] muirrum gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:01:22 towards level 61.
[04/24/23 01:30:52] Przemek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:01 towards level 49.
[04/24/23 01:47:38] Cirdan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:07 towards level 77.
[04/24/23 02:18:44] Centrixx found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:45:41 towards level 75.
[04/24/23 02:41:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ZOTTA's tunic! ZOTTA's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/23 02:51:54] tswsl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:04:26 towards level 78.
[04/24/23 04:27:59] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:53:44 towards level 76.
[04/24/23 04:38:13] io caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:07:50 towards level 80.
[04/24/23 04:54:14] nowz was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:53:25 from level 58.
[04/24/23 04:59:36] exergy tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:01 towards level 45.
[04/24/23 05:14:45] enteral caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:57:15 towards level 63.
[04/24/23 05:36:48] TauPan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:35:54 from level 66.
[04/24/23 05:44:16] CodeGeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:25:15 towards level 76.
[04/24/23 05:47:47] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:28:57 towards level 75.
[04/24/23 06:14:22] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:22:20 towards level 73.
[04/24/23 07:06:17] Russell met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:01:05 from level 69.
[04/24/23 07:08:48] solarsparq fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:22:15 from level 62.
[04/24/23 07:12:13] Matthew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:32 towards level 55.
[04/24/23 07:40:07] fstrelok was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:34 towards level 62.
[04/24/23 07:45:05] kptr got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:17:43 from level 76.
[04/24/23 08:16:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on HeavyPodda's tunic! HeavyPodda's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/23 08:30:51] Russell had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:31:56 towards level 69.
[04/24/23 10:37:13] The local wizard imbued signofzeta's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! signofzeta's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/23 11:03:55] elf fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:00:33 from level 78.
[04/24/23 11:08:47] CodeGeek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CodeGeek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/24/23 11:38:38] HellSpawn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:36 towards level 72.
[04/24/23 12:54:11] misha was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:23:42 from level 79.
[04/24/23 13:22:22] exergy's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! exergy's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/24/23 13:26:38] kptr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:31:41 towards level 76.
[04/24/23 13:31:27] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:15:24 towards level 79.
[04/24/23 13:36:04] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:29:49 from level 74.
[04/24/23 13:39:19] binaryhermit found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:01 towards level 59.
[04/24/23 14:01:15] cpli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:54 towards level 31.
[04/24/23 14:45:43] SuzakuMedli found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:58:54 towards level 60.
[04/24/23 14:50:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pfoley's tunic! pfoley's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/23 14:53:50] AlexS caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:53 towards level 68.
[04/24/23 16:30:38] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:39:13 towards level 71.
[04/24/23 17:01:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Carl's tunic! Carl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/23 17:44:29] SuzakuMedli bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:51:09 towards level 60.
[04/24/23 18:37:01] Dan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:25:35 from level 56.
[04/24/23 19:00:36] GilbertErik was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:28:09 from level 69.
[04/24/23 19:20:28] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:16:36 towards level 72.
[04/24/23 19:42:52] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:38 towards level 65.
[04/24/23 19:49:05] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:24:35 towards level 79.
[04/24/23 22:14:49] BastelBot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:14 from level 76.
[04/24/23 22:18:53] binaryhermit discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:15 towards level 59.
[04/24/23 22:25:07] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:54 towards level 79.
[04/24/23 22:26:58] tsr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:41:35 towards level 71.
[04/24/23 22:36:31] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:24 towards level 69.
[04/24/23 22:46:06] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:18 towards level 71.
[04/24/23 23:18:15] buzel was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:56:33 from level 78.
[04/25/23 00:10:53] crysis ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:44:39 from level 68.
[04/25/23 00:27:57] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:45:37 towards level 79.
[04/25/23 00:32:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on thatmint's tunic! thatmint's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/23 01:42:47] slim reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! slim's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/23 02:19:26] The local wizard imbued Stevland's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Stevland's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/23 02:20:38] Thorael was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:21:57 from level 75.
[04/25/23 02:41:28] Carl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Carl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/23 03:05:15] MetaNova was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:20:17 from level 75.
[04/25/23 03:17:48] Fenrik reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fenrik's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/23 03:24:58] Notir was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:17:06 from level 70.
[04/25/23 05:03:41] Ecko's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ecko's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/23 05:04:29] dax got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:37 towards level 49.
[04/25/23 05:12:07] Blohsh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:10 towards level 42.
[04/25/23 05:58:04] unicron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:06:08 from level 67.
[04/25/23 06:43:37] tsr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:02:46 towards level 71.
[04/25/23 06:54:30] bsleep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:37:29 towards level 73.
[04/25/23 06:58:24] Koffa was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:45:59 from level 75.
[04/25/23 07:04:38] canton7 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:25 towards level 73.
[04/25/23 07:40:03] tsr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tsr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/23 08:21:30] tswsl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:33:00 towards level 78.
[04/25/23 08:23:21] ChowderKeg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:02:18 towards level 78.
[04/25/23 09:00:25] particleflux found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:05 towards level 48.
[04/25/23 09:12:55] Przemek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:22:38 from level 50.
[04/25/23 12:53:12] Faradome reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Faradome's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/23 14:11:38] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:45 towards level 74.
[04/25/23 15:14:52] dax's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! dax's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/23 15:50:47] TheSilentLink's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! TheSilentLink's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/25/23 16:32:39] JigmeDatse was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:02:54 towards level 68.
[04/25/23 16:40:08] Thorael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:25:46 towards level 75.
[04/25/23 16:40:50] olsner met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:47:09 from level 39.
[04/25/23 18:36:20] Aksej was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:10:50 from level 72.
[04/25/23 18:47:33] hax404 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:55:25 from level 74.
[04/25/23 19:19:01] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:59:19 towards level 71.
[04/25/23 19:38:21] A_Dragon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:47 towards level 71.
[04/25/23 20:36:30] StalkR was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:47 towards level 75.
[04/25/23 20:54:13] thornrag bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:41 towards level 73.
[04/25/23 21:44:54] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:30:44 towards level 75.
[04/25/23 22:06:22] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:09 towards level 74.
[04/25/23 22:12:44] cateye walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:56 from level 39.
[04/25/23 23:09:42] HellSpawn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:50 towards level 72.
[04/25/23 23:15:01] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:14:16 towards level 73.
[04/25/23 23:18:13] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:04:53 from level 79.
[04/25/23 23:21:20] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:03:35 towards level 78.
[04/25/23 23:43:28] Fehu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:35:23 towards level 68.
[04/25/23 23:43:58] tsr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:11:32 towards level 71.
[04/26/23 00:33:02] Minus met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:41:53 from level 66.
[04/26/23 01:25:44] Mat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:47 towards level 48.
[04/26/23 01:48:56] krustenkaese bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:14 towards level 49.
[04/26/23 02:04:35] GRIZZLYMAN bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:49:34 towards level 56.
[04/26/23 02:07:17] CompanionCube spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! CompanionCube's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/26/23 03:37:47] SirBummelz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:49:07 towards level 68.
[04/26/23 03:47:55] ice303's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ice303's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/23 04:11:42] SSLbits was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:13:28 from level 65.
[04/26/23 04:31:59] ufo-piloot has dealt freeboson a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:45:07 is added to freeboson's clock.
[04/26/23 05:06:42] SirNeo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:46:35 towards level 62.
[04/26/23 05:31:42] noex ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:03:58 from level 59.
[04/26/23 06:43:39] dyvonna ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:55:41 from level 69.
[04/26/23 07:00:31] ahmubashshir was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:14:45 from level 65.
[04/26/23 07:09:27] ufo-piloot was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:35:30 from level 57.
[04/26/23 08:44:12] thatmint found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:20:00 towards level 60.
[04/26/23 08:56:30] Fehu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:00 towards level 68.
[04/26/23 09:33:44] bsleep fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:39:45 from level 73.
[04/26/23 09:34:20] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:00 towards level 70.
[04/26/23 10:33:11] freeboson ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:32:56 from level 73.
[04/26/23 11:34:14] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:58 towards level 63.
[04/26/23 12:29:01] ZOTTA has dealt ion a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:37:09 is added to ion's clock.
[04/26/23 14:53:06] hax404 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:49:36 from level 74.
[04/26/23 15:26:23] drahthaar ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:06:34 from level 81.
[04/26/23 16:10:25] JigmeDatse met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:01:55 from level 68.
[04/26/23 16:14:10] \dev\ice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:13:55 towards level 55.
[04/26/23 16:35:47] muirrum's charm ate a bolt of lightning! muirrum's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/23 17:21:57] A_Dragon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:28 towards level 71.
[04/26/23 17:46:17] Russell gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:34:37 towards level 69.
[04/26/23 18:40:44] Arch was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:52:32 from level 69.
[04/26/23 19:45:40] misha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:32:05 from level 79.
[04/26/23 20:40:02] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:47:29 towards level 75.
[04/26/23 20:40:47] pants's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pants's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/23 22:03:08] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:18:05 from level 77.
[04/26/23 22:32:05] The local wizard imbued CodeGeek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CodeGeek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/23 23:57:20] canton7 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:28 towards level 73.
[04/27/23 00:08:31] dax gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:16 towards level 50.
[04/27/23 00:22:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on elf's tunic! elf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/23 01:22:18] MELOONi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:51 towards level 72.
[04/27/23 01:57:42] ice303 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:05 towards level 34.
[04/27/23 03:11:46] DontEvenPeek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DontEvenPeek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/23 03:49:29] TheSilentLink was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:20:56 from level 67.
[04/27/23 03:52:39] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:30 towards level 71.
[04/27/23 04:17:23] krustenkaese found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:22 towards level 49.
[04/27/23 04:20:42] Cockatrice was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:21 towards level 65.
[04/27/23 04:21:06] Sombra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:52:01 towards level 78.
[04/27/23 04:23:52] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:12:29 towards level 77.
[04/27/23 04:32:05] AlexS gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:14:28 towards level 69.
[04/27/23 04:50:32] noex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:53:12 towards level 59.
[04/27/23 04:56:07] \dev\ice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:15:00 towards level 55.
[04/27/23 05:14:47] Bluedog ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:37:51 from level 70.
[04/27/23 05:50:01] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:34:39 towards level 78.
[04/27/23 07:15:29] medivh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:42 towards level 18.
[04/27/23 07:18:48] Togra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:10:03 towards level 72.
[04/27/23 08:24:31] ToHellWithGA's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ToHellWithGA's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/23 08:50:41] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:05:43 towards level 75.
[04/27/23 09:12:49] jayvee's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jayvee's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/23 09:26:00] thatmint got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:24:33 towards level 60.
[04/27/23 09:32:25] Lenny_'s shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Lenny_'s shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/27/23 09:33:37] Russell has dealt thatmint a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:23:56 is added to thatmint's clock.
[04/27/23 10:34:43] vegadark got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:02:43 from level 78.
[04/27/23 11:48:04] V has dealt Russell a Critical Strike! 9 days, 04:42:17 is added to Russell's clock.
[04/27/23 12:37:06] yNos's charm ate a bolt of lightning! yNos's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/23 12:42:01] Bolded had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:16:44 towards level 70.
[04/27/23 12:49:32] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:42:43 towards level 71.
[04/27/23 13:06:57] allo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:21:44 towards level 77.
[04/27/23 13:07:03] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:40 towards level 64.
[04/27/23 14:03:59] CompanionCube walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:30:47 from level 77.
[04/27/23 15:22:31] boscage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:22 towards level 36.
[04/27/23 15:39:16] TimeWarp slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! TimeWarp's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/27/23 15:54:37] Wam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:43:02 towards level 69.
[04/27/23 16:06:21] kinus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:40 towards level 69.
[04/27/23 17:00:00] Lnk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:54 towards level 82.
[04/27/23 17:01:42] shikhin was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:25:46 from level 77.
[04/27/23 17:26:30] idlegood was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:46:22 towards level 66.
[04/27/23 18:00:16] thatmint was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:42:58 towards level 60.
[04/27/23 18:25:07] Stevland had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:41 towards level 73.
[04/27/23 19:24:25] Berserker ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:28:03 from level 58.
[04/27/23 19:35:45] Fenrik has dealt drahthaar a Critical Strike! 5 days, 02:16:34 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[04/27/23 20:17:00] nya's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nya's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/23 20:25:40] rawgreaze was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:54:56 from level 69.
[04/27/23 21:02:54] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:27 towards level 66.
[04/27/23 21:11:28] arkie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:42 towards level 49.
[04/27/23 21:20:24] Finley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:33:26 towards level 64.
[04/27/23 21:54:58] nowz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:17:39 towards level 58.
[04/27/23 22:30:30] muirrum's charm ate a bolt of lightning! muirrum's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/23 22:58:54] hdm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:33:47 from level 80.
[04/27/23 23:24:36] Drin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:02:07 towards level 71.
[04/28/23 01:03:11] Aksej hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:25:09 towards level 72.
[04/28/23 02:21:44] gusto found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:42 towards level 60.
[04/28/23 02:27:24] SuzakuMedli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:21:46 towards level 60.
[04/28/23 04:22:07] Paganel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:26:46 towards level 74.
[04/28/23 04:24:28] Thorael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:57:02 towards level 75.
[04/28/23 05:16:57] Asara walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:09:09 from level 77.
[04/28/23 05:18:12] olsner was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:15 towards level 40.
[04/28/23 06:19:23] soltys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:59 towards level 78.
[04/28/23 07:45:22] Ecko found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:54 towards level 70.
[04/28/23 08:27:20] drahthaar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:59:08 towards level 81.
[04/28/23 08:54:00] boscage got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:19 from level 37.
[04/28/23 09:11:10] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:07 towards level 78.
[04/28/23 10:21:20] Russell's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Russell's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/23 10:58:27] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:39:44 towards level 73.
[04/28/23 11:19:53] thatmint discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:50:48 towards level 60.
[04/28/23 11:32:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dax's tunic! dax's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/23 11:53:14] GRIZZLYMAN discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:19 towards level 56.
[04/28/23 12:19:16] Kurenai reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kurenai's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/23 13:59:38] gegenschein's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gegenschein's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/23 14:55:19] Nysdar burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Nysdar's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/28/23 15:33:33] Ecko was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:22 towards level 70.
[04/28/23 16:09:59] Ankhers was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:23:13 towards level 71.
[04/28/23 17:05:03] Khorne slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Khorne's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/28/23 17:08:31] Minus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:19:38 towards level 66.
[04/28/23 17:16:23] CompanionCube found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:43 towards level 77.
[04/28/23 18:47:26] idlegood slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! idlegood's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/28/23 18:57:13] \dev\ice was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:01:14 from level 55.
[04/28/23 20:35:52] soltys got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:27:53 from level 78.
[04/28/23 21:51:35] enteral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:35:42 towards level 63.
[04/28/23 22:41:26] Cockatrice hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:57 towards level 65.
[04/28/23 23:07:58] zbe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:56:26 from level 79.
[04/28/23 23:09:04] gusto discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:11 towards level 60.
[04/28/23 23:10:35] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:12 towards level 78.
[04/28/23 23:33:42] Covid-19 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:32:07 from level 75.
[04/29/23 00:17:24] Ankhers was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:20:41 towards level 71.
[04/29/23 00:26:38] Blohsh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:18 towards level 44.
[04/29/23 01:05:50] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:55 towards level 64.
[04/29/23 01:09:11] solarsparq was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:57 towards level 62.
[04/29/23 02:33:05] soltys was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:53:08 from level 78.
[04/29/23 03:07:45] tsr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:37:34 from level 71.
[04/29/23 03:34:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on IFireflyl's tunic! IFireflyl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/29/23 03:53:22] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:26 towards level 78.
[04/29/23 04:20:55] washclof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:09:15 towards level 81.
[04/29/23 04:31:51] happymeal found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:23 towards level 45.
[04/29/23 05:05:07] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:25:31 towards level 78.
[04/29/23 05:36:10] Notir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:48 towards level 70.
[04/29/23 05:39:53] The local wizard imbued DrinkyBird's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DrinkyBird's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/29/23 06:16:25] Daikojun bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:19 towards level 42.
[04/29/23 06:46:25] ukleinek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:53:02 from level 72.
[04/29/23 06:53:03] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:37:02 towards level 70.
[04/29/23 07:16:49] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:48:57 towards level 67.
[04/29/23 09:31:42] gildarts's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! gildarts's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/29/23 09:54:04] ToHellWithGA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:40:37 towards level 77.
[04/29/23 10:15:39] crank bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:30 towards level 77.
[04/29/23 10:20:52] dyvonna caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:27 towards level 69.
[04/29/23 10:43:38] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:32:28 towards level 72.
[04/29/23 10:44:29] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:15:00 towards level 71.
[04/29/23 10:54:38] Nysdar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:26 towards level 66.
[04/29/23 11:15:51] bookworm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:39:10 towards level 71.
[04/29/23 11:50:21] unicron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:00:42 from level 67.
[04/29/23 12:24:12] ChowderKeg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:06:53 towards level 78.
[04/29/23 12:25:15] Cirdan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:56:09 from level 77.
[04/29/23 14:33:51] tmberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:55 towards level 72.
[04/29/23 15:29:02] talisein found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:20:34 towards level 74.
[04/29/23 15:35:48] Wam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:49:20 towards level 69.
[04/29/23 16:54:39] Asara was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:37:19 towards level 77.
[04/29/23 17:29:19] V ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:29:03 from level 75.
[04/29/23 18:25:51] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:09 towards level 78.
[04/29/23 19:16:53] Ecko found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:58 towards level 70.
[04/29/23 19:58:47] Thorael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:58:09 towards level 75.
[04/29/23 22:02:01] postikana met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:20:00 from level 69.
[04/29/23 22:22:14] Daikojun was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:20 towards level 42.
[04/29/23 23:02:23] Mat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:44 towards level 49.
[04/30/23 00:46:24] hdm slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hdm's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/30/23 00:48:28] elf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:48:54 from level 78.
[04/30/23 00:48:28] TimWolla caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:52 towards level 80.
[04/30/23 00:53:59] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:35:49 towards level 71.
[04/30/23 01:01:15] VonToutCourt was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:02:09 from level 74.
[04/30/23 01:49:47] TauPan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:03:01 towards level 66.
[04/30/23 03:40:05] KindOne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:10:19 towards level 69.
[04/30/23 04:14:13] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:07:28 towards level 78.
[04/30/23 04:46:29] xbill gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:33:50 towards level 84.
[04/30/23 05:24:59] thornrag ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:34:26 from level 73.
[04/30/23 06:45:49] crysis found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:41:47 towards level 68.
[04/30/23 07:19:51] apb was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:04:05 towards level 73.
[04/30/23 07:21:48] Arch caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:31:05 towards level 69.
[04/30/23 07:28:37] Wam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:23:21 towards level 69.
[04/30/23 07:46:11] Aksej reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Aksej's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/30/23 08:34:22] solarsparq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:47 towards level 62.
[04/30/23 08:56:24] Chuck bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:04:44 towards level 73.
[04/30/23 09:00:25] A_Dragon was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:52:50 from level 71.
[04/30/23 09:31:11] SirBummelz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:14:30 towards level 68.
[04/30/23 09:45:49] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:49:05 towards level 73.
[04/30/23 09:57:01] kevkev was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:50:13 towards level 50.
[04/30/23 10:02:14] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:43:38 towards level 77.
[04/30/23 10:27:16] Berserker was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:14:23 from level 58.
[04/30/23 10:35:33] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:12 towards level 67.
[04/30/23 11:51:00] crank walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:32:30 from level 77.
[04/30/23 11:55:13] soygirl was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:52:02 from level 45.
[04/30/23 11:55:58] pfoley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:26:17 from level 71.
[04/30/23 12:38:25] SirBummelz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:02 towards level 68.
[04/30/23 13:03:49] buzel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:38 from level 78.
[04/30/23 13:24:29] ToHellWithGA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:40:31 towards level 77.
[04/30/23 13:32:58] JigmeDatse was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:27:23 towards level 68.
[04/30/23 14:15:43] bobvador caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:21 towards level 75.
[04/30/23 14:16:44] "\@_'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! "\@_'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/30/23 14:55:07] boscage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:17 towards level 38.
[04/30/23 15:24:13] vadas had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:04 towards level 57.
[04/30/23 15:36:46] Lord255 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:07 towards level 76.
[04/30/23 15:40:15] xbill got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:30:23 towards level 84.
[04/30/23 15:50:44] Daikojun got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:43 towards level 43.
[04/30/23 16:17:55] StalkR gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:22:44 towards level 76.
[04/30/23 16:51:17] sc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:12:55 towards level 80.
[04/30/23 18:28:55] achin was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:30:25 from level 65.
[04/30/23 18:38:54] Carl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:29:05 from level 75.
[04/30/23 19:58:26] "\@_ fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:13:06 from level 76.
[04/30/23 20:37:16] misha was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:24:41 from level 80.
[04/30/23 23:30:57] solarsparq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:25:48 towards level 63.
[05/01/23 00:07:17] SuzakuMedli found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:03 towards level 60.
[05/01/23 00:19:43] sky was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:37:27 from level 74.
[05/01/23 00:32:07] Ungoliant's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Ungoliant's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/01/23 00:46:56] olsner was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:17 from level 41.
[05/01/23 00:57:35] bfft was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:38:50 from level 52.
[05/01/23 01:19:49] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:48:04 towards level 71.
[05/01/23 02:12:12] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:30:16 towards level 72.
[05/01/23 02:42:48] MELOONi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:41:32 towards level 73.
[05/01/23 03:01:28] bananaboat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:20:54 towards level 78.
[05/01/23 03:02:50] Wolf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:28:28 towards level 78.
[05/01/23 04:18:14] slim hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:07 towards level 64.
[05/01/23 05:53:39] yNos was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:45:44 towards level 70.
[05/01/23 07:11:49] gradator met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:39 from level 75.
[05/01/23 07:49:51] Nuae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:21:19 towards level 64.
[05/01/23 08:34:26] krustenkaese slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! krustenkaese's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/01/23 09:07:54] herald was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:55:24 from level 67.
[05/01/23 09:15:11] postikana found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:23:37 towards level 69.
[05/01/23 09:37:22] exergy ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:46 from level 46.
[05/01/23 10:27:26] GRIZZLYMAN gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:17:55 towards level 57.
[05/01/23 10:34:04] elf's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! elf's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/01/23 10:43:56] Matthew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:01 towards level 55.
[05/01/23 10:57:17] Chuck had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:51:40 towards level 73.
[05/01/23 11:24:10] gusto was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:38:29 from level 61.
[05/01/23 12:31:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on csc2ya's tunic! csc2ya's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/01/23 13:05:23] ahmubashshir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:47 towards level 65.
[05/01/23 13:31:07] hugga was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:42:40 from level 66.
[05/01/23 14:16:37] olsner was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:33 towards level 41.
[05/01/23 14:20:53] CodeB got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:26 towards level 52.
[05/01/23 14:59:19] RussellB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:37:00 towards level 75.
[05/01/23 15:07:42] Puff hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:57:11 towards level 75.
[05/01/23 15:43:29] Faradome discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:02:28 towards level 62.
[05/01/23 15:58:14] RussellB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:34:42 towards level 75.
[05/01/23 16:01:29] CompanionCube hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:24 towards level 77.
[05/01/23 16:48:17] drahthaar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:29:30 towards level 81.
[05/01/23 17:08:45] Ungoliant met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:13:51 from level 66.
[05/01/23 17:37:04] KindOne ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:37:48 from level 69.
[05/01/23 17:48:12] spex was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:40:26 from level 73.
[05/01/23 18:04:34] d4n13L bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:31:52 towards level 74.
[05/01/23 18:14:09] cpli caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:42 towards level 37.
[05/01/23 18:47:12] soygirl fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:16:42 from level 45.
[05/01/23 19:09:14] arkie was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:07 from level 49.
[05/01/23 19:51:08] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:26:32 towards level 77.
[05/01/23 20:19:11] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:19 towards level 76.
[05/01/23 21:10:33] joes ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:29 from level 36.
[05/01/23 21:49:41] thornrag gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:45 towards level 73.
[05/01/23 21:49:53] alephnull was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:42 from level 42.
[05/01/23 22:17:56] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:11:06 towards level 68.
[05/01/23 22:56:47] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:25 towards level 73.
[05/01/23 23:40:00] Ungoliant caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:33:42 towards level 66.
[05/02/23 00:26:23] Techman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:45:48 towards level 79.
[05/02/23 00:40:47] tmberg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tmberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/23 00:44:27] tmberg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:56:01 from level 72.
[05/02/23 01:02:10] Blohsh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:08 towards level 44.
[05/02/23 01:46:59] IFireflyl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:46 towards level 35.
[05/02/23 02:02:41] popey ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:32:29 from level 56.
[05/02/23 02:32:29] signofzeta's charm ate a bolt of lightning! signofzeta's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/23 02:42:43] Fehu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:42 towards level 68.
[05/02/23 02:54:42] "\@_ was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:29:11 from level 76.
[05/02/23 02:55:12] laama got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:50:52 from level 76.
[05/02/23 03:00:52] The local wizard imbued V's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! V's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/23 03:21:42] idlegood got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:15:39 towards level 66.
[05/02/23 03:42:40] The local wizard imbued Bolded's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Bolded's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/23 04:54:58] Wam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:59:08 from level 69.
[05/02/23 05:01:02] crysis found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:38:17 towards level 68.
[05/02/23 06:49:38] anarcat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! anarcat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/23 07:29:58] herald gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:25:01 towards level 67.
[05/02/23 07:55:51] crysis was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:15:02 towards level 68.
[05/02/23 08:01:55] scumola's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! scumola's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/02/23 09:33:08] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:11:59 towards level 71.
[05/02/23 09:44:35] ChowderKeg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ChowderKeg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/23 10:06:36] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:11:08 from level 58.
[05/02/23 10:16:38] Blohsh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:04 towards level 44.
[05/02/23 10:35:39] Tenorman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:58 towards level 70.
[05/02/23 11:55:04] vadas gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:57 towards level 57.
[05/02/23 12:13:47] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:55:07 towards level 71.
[05/02/23 12:38:29] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:18:20 towards level 72.
[05/02/23 12:48:45] BastelBot has dealt Wam a Critical Strike! 3 days, 18:43:00 is added to Wam's clock.
[05/02/23 13:31:33] Ungoliant found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:31 towards level 66.
[05/02/23 13:38:01] CrashOverride had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:12:55 towards level 80.
[05/02/23 14:28:54] GRIZZLYMAN was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:26:23 towards level 57.
[05/02/23 14:54:23] nawcom was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:27:30 towards level 70.
[05/02/23 15:16:09] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:35:04 towards level 58.
[05/02/23 15:34:22] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:55:18 towards level 79.
[05/02/23 15:36:25] Wam has dealt nya a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:09:01 is added to nya's clock.
[05/02/23 15:37:28] laama found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:23 towards level 76.
[05/02/23 15:39:29] HeavyPodda found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:57:33 towards level 72.
[05/02/23 15:46:21] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:35:23 towards level 63.
[05/02/23 15:58:48] Ankhers bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:56:57 towards level 71.
[05/02/23 16:12:24] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:27:22 towards level 75.
[05/02/23 16:20:07] elf's charm ate a bolt of lightning! elf's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/23 16:45:30] CrashOverride's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CrashOverride's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/23 17:38:03] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:01:07 towards level 75.
[05/02/23 17:41:13] style discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:09:49 towards level 66.
[05/02/23 19:02:21] bg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:43:36 towards level 78.
[05/02/23 19:44:30] Tangles's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tangles's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/23 20:05:48] idleevil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:35 towards level 64.
[05/02/23 21:19:48] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:20 towards level 52.
[05/02/23 21:34:35] SuzakuMedli ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:09:56 from level 60.
[05/02/23 21:44:22] canton7 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:54:42 from level 74.
[05/03/23 00:20:58] idlegood gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:39 towards level 66.
[05/03/23 01:32:46] Lenny_'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! Lenny_'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/23 01:36:17] SSLbits got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:27 towards level 65.
[05/03/23 01:49:22] Finley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:26 towards level 64.
[05/03/23 02:14:51] Ganonk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ganonk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/23 02:19:31] eroc1990 has dealt IFireflyl a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:42:38 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[05/03/23 02:22:50] SirBummelz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:01 towards level 68.
[05/03/23 02:41:33] Finley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:21:09 towards level 64.
[05/03/23 03:52:46] Paganel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:33:17 towards level 74.
[05/03/23 03:53:04] hax404 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:48:24 from level 74.
[05/03/23 04:10:27] A_Dragon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:40 towards level 71.
[05/03/23 04:18:05] Destruia was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:54:10 towards level 71.
[05/03/23 04:27:49] Fenrik was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:24:17 from level 76.
[05/03/23 05:11:03] The local wizard imbued Lord255's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Lord255's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/23 05:24:12] Silvanus_Betrium discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:24 towards level 68.
[05/03/23 05:58:04] The local wizard imbued thatmint's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! thatmint's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/23 06:22:37] AlexS ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:59:49 from level 69.
[05/03/23 06:32:54] bobvador ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:29:14 from level 76.
[05/03/23 06:47:54] boscage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:53 towards level 39.
[05/03/23 07:07:58] _sh has dealt EddieT137 a Critical Strike! 3 days, 21:12:42 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[05/03/23 07:38:33] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:36:33 towards level 75.
[05/03/23 08:01:02] IFireflyl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:49 towards level 36.
[05/03/23 08:34:16] GilbertErik was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:37:35 from level 69.
[05/03/23 08:36:58] noex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:09 towards level 59.
[05/03/23 08:39:07] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:36:50 towards level 75.
[05/03/23 09:03:57] tsr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:15 towards level 71.
[05/03/23 09:56:49] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:56:38 towards level 72.
[05/03/23 10:06:45] TauPan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TauPan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/23 10:12:28] The local wizard imbued apb's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! apb's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/23 13:09:30] TheSilentLink's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TheSilentLink's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/23 13:16:17] The local wizard imbued t3chn0's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! t3chn0's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/23 14:48:39] thatmint spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! thatmint's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/03/23 15:17:29] The local wizard imbued crank's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! crank's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/23 15:24:25] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:30:46 towards level 67.
[05/03/23 18:13:49] confunctius was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:15 towards level 57.
[05/03/23 18:16:47] idlegood bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:09 towards level 66.
[05/03/23 19:14:55] zbe was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:13:57 from level 79.
[05/03/23 19:55:39] soygirl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:49 towards level 45.
[05/03/23 20:08:30] pfoley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:04:04 from level 71.
[05/03/23 21:02:38] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:18 towards level 52.
[05/03/23 21:05:57] ufo-piloot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:30:01 towards level 58.
[05/03/23 21:11:01] pyre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:49 towards level 78.
[05/03/23 21:18:00] soygirl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:54 towards level 45.
[05/03/23 22:11:07] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:20:33 towards level 78.
[05/03/23 22:57:23] nya was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:52 towards level 74.
[05/03/23 23:01:18] TheSilentLink found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:15:11 towards level 67.
[05/03/23 23:23:04] fstrelok hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:01:16 towards level 63.
[05/04/23 00:24:15] particleflux was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:35 towards level 49.
[05/04/23 01:16:41] style was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:22:44 from level 66.
[05/04/23 02:45:45] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:08 towards level 77.
[05/04/23 03:04:03] CrashOverride was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:34:00 from level 80.
[05/04/23 03:21:41] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:08 towards level 78.
[05/04/23 03:31:18] SuzakuMedli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:58:12 towards level 60.
[05/04/23 03:32:54] vadas was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:18 towards level 57.
[05/04/23 05:15:25] adamus1red gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:21:56 towards level 74.
[05/04/23 05:46:20] The local wizard imbued canton7's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! canton7's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/23 06:14:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on apb's tunic! apb's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/23 06:34:07] yNos was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:01:53 from level 70.
[05/04/23 07:20:19] cfjk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:35:04 from level 71.
[05/04/23 07:27:51] soltys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:05 towards level 78.
[05/04/23 07:35:29] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:42:02 towards level 75.
[05/04/23 08:11:10] Nysdar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:26 towards level 66.
[05/04/23 08:48:09] A_Dragon has dealt medivh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:05:16 is added to medivh's clock.
[05/04/23 08:49:19] VonToutCourt spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! VonToutCourt's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/04/23 08:52:07] d4n13L ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:24:17 from level 74.
[05/04/23 10:44:51] gusto tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:12:53 towards level 61.
[05/04/23 11:20:58] postikana was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:58:50 towards level 69.
[05/04/23 14:03:24] arkie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:57 towards level 50.
[05/04/23 14:18:43] Drin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:46:49 from level 71.
[05/04/23 14:30:12] laama found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:37 towards level 76.
[05/04/23 14:55:12] dbx12 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dbx12's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/23 14:57:06] mordac ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:20:20 from level 73.
[05/04/23 15:07:23] Fehu reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fehu's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/23 15:17:22] alexlehm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:58 towards level 51.
[05/04/23 15:31:28] Sario ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:36:09 from level 63.
[05/04/23 16:19:12] BenDover was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:48:13 towards level 56.
[05/04/23 17:10:56] ice303 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:31 towards level 39.
[05/04/23 17:23:56] hax404's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hax404's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/23 17:24:29] pfoley was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:04:29 from level 71.
[05/04/23 17:42:11] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:09:04 from level 75.
[05/04/23 17:55:59] gradator reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gradator's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/23 18:18:16] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:39:48 towards level 71.
[05/04/23 18:28:15] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:46:39 towards level 72.
[05/04/23 19:27:52] Fehu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:36:44 towards level 69.
[05/04/23 19:44:28] Silvanus_Betrium was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:03:48 from level 68.
[05/04/23 19:55:34] TimWolla was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:47:21 from level 81.
[05/04/23 20:06:09] washclof fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:29:23 from level 81.
[05/04/23 20:52:06] TheSilentLink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:32:50 towards level 67.
[05/04/23 21:16:24] Bolded has dealt Sombra a Critical Strike! 9 days, 02:08:08 is added to Sombra's clock.
[05/04/23 21:16:45] The local wizard imbued caeli's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! caeli's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/23 21:18:09] RussellB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:50:33 towards level 75.
[05/04/23 21:19:03] mordac ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:48 from level 73.
[05/04/23 22:14:03] boscage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:48 towards level 40.
[05/05/23 01:15:44] sc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:25:38 towards level 80.
[05/05/23 01:18:33] unicron's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! unicron's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/05/23 01:27:29] bobvador ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:06:24 from level 76.
[05/05/23 02:51:25] Ungoliant found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:51:19 towards level 66.
[05/05/23 04:45:11] boscage was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:21:33 from level 40.
[05/05/23 04:53:42] AlexS was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:06:41 from level 69.
[05/05/23 05:54:32] ZOTTA was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:54:12 from level 67.
[05/05/23 06:59:02] SSLbits met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:35:52 from level 65.
[05/05/23 07:13:41] BastelBot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:03:00 from level 77.
[05/05/23 07:17:06] enteral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:10:24 towards level 63.
[05/05/23 07:23:19] thetared caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:44 towards level 29.
[05/05/23 07:58:08] ufo-piloot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:39:15 towards level 58.
[05/05/23 08:08:56] anarcat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! anarcat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/05/23 09:28:49] Acolarh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:50:04 towards level 77.
[05/05/23 09:48:50] A_Dragon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:45:21 towards level 72.
[05/05/23 10:39:06] csc2ya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:25 towards level 61.
[05/05/23 11:00:56] Acolarh has dealt nawcom a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:17:10 is added to nawcom's clock.
[05/05/23 11:05:12] gusto was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:32:34 towards level 61.
[05/05/23 11:18:18] Fehu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:49:47 towards level 69.
[05/05/23 11:25:22] tmberg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:39:04 from level 72.
[05/05/23 12:22:58] Tangles was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:23:37 from level 73.
[05/05/23 12:33:49] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:22:11 towards level 74.
[05/05/23 12:51:50] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:54:03 towards level 78.
[05/05/23 12:54:05] adamus1red found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:03:48 towards level 74.
[05/05/23 13:38:03] jacob1 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:14:43 from level 80.
[05/05/23 14:17:14] hugga bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:08 towards level 66.
[05/05/23 14:53:09] Khorne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:55 towards level 79.
[05/05/23 15:17:54] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:46:24 towards level 75.
[05/05/23 15:25:13] Ungoliant gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:45:18 towards level 66.
[05/05/23 15:55:02] VonToutCourt met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:06:54 from level 74.
[05/05/23 16:12:02] Andrio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:17:31 from level 71.
[05/05/23 16:36:36] Ankhers hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:37:34 towards level 71.
[05/05/23 17:14:47] washclof was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:25:32 from level 81.
[05/05/23 17:28:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Wolf's tunic! Wolf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/05/23 18:03:30] eroc1990 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:53:22 towards level 59.
[05/05/23 18:17:42] happymeal found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:13 towards level 46.
[05/05/23 18:56:12] Kurenai found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:25:03 towards level 67.
[05/05/23 19:02:22] bfft was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:54:28 towards level 53.
[05/05/23 19:35:11] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:18:24 towards level 71.
[05/05/23 20:29:56] medivh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:30 towards level 34.
[05/05/23 21:00:14] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:20 towards level 79.
[05/05/23 21:19:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kptr's tunic! kptr's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/05/23 21:30:48] Fehu reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fehu's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/05/23 21:56:44] yano walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:35:42 from level 76.
[05/05/23 22:24:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gradator's tunic! gradator's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/05/23 23:14:31] Puff hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:08:51 towards level 75.
[05/05/23 23:26:09] cateye bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:59 towards level 43.
[05/05/23 23:39:52] A_Dragon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:58:43 towards level 72.
[05/06/23 01:07:17] Kachin was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:16:40 from level 72.
[05/06/23 01:23:14] kinus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:11:39 towards level 70.
[05/06/23 01:44:15] A_Dragon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! A_Dragon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/06/23 02:10:36] Mat burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Mat's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/06/23 02:11:57] buzel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:49:50 towards level 79.
[05/06/23 03:22:21] Puff has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 4 days, 17:05:27 is added to pfoley's clock.
[05/06/23 03:24:37] Przemek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:56 towards level 50.
[05/06/23 03:51:43] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:10:45 towards level 78.
[05/06/23 03:53:41] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:53:37 towards level 79.
[05/06/23 04:10:17] washclof was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:30 from level 81.
[05/06/23 04:16:24] IFireflyl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:31 towards level 38.
[05/06/23 04:45:22] ahmubashshir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:48 towards level 65.
[05/06/23 04:50:58] kinus was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:39:26 from level 70.
[05/06/23 04:51:53] Lord255 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:19:35 towards level 77.
[05/06/23 04:56:42] xbill ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:42:54 from level 84.
[05/06/23 05:11:45] Dan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:18:15 towards level 57.
[05/06/23 05:39:51] jacquesssss hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:27 towards level 46.
[05/06/23 06:19:57] tsr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:27 towards level 71.
[05/06/23 06:36:22] megubyte hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:42:48 towards level 67.
[05/06/23 06:44:57] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:59:44 towards level 80.
[05/06/23 07:08:05] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:03:28 towards level 69.
[05/06/23 07:20:54] Chuck tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:12 towards level 73.
[05/06/23 07:37:27] yano met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:28:11 from level 76.
[05/06/23 08:21:27] The local wizard imbued pants's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pants's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/06/23 08:51:04] Wam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:37:32 towards level 69.
[05/06/23 09:21:58] rawgreaze was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:23 towards level 69.
[05/06/23 09:23:53] thatmint hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:02:05 towards level 60.
[05/06/23 09:39:41] exergy was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:17:19 from level 47.
[05/06/23 09:59:03] eroc1990 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! eroc1990's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/06/23 10:02:31] gusto found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:32:07 towards level 61.
[05/06/23 10:42:52] Przemek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:37:21 from level 51.
[05/06/23 10:48:38] MetaNova was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:43:21 from level 76.
[05/06/23 11:26:31] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:25 towards level 65.
[05/06/23 12:04:22] bsleep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:56 towards level 73.
[05/06/23 12:38:35] joes was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:30 from level 36.
[05/06/23 12:49:46] Centrixx got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:47:22 towards level 75.
[05/06/23 13:03:19] style caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:31:54 towards level 66.
[05/06/23 13:10:27] AlexS was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:38:48 towards level 69.
[05/06/23 13:37:09] Dan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:46:28 towards level 57.
[05/06/23 16:18:51] d4n13L's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! d4n13L's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/06/23 16:29:26] Kachin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:22:53 towards level 72.
[05/06/23 16:55:53] dbx12 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:13:42 from level 49.
[05/06/23 18:33:27] CodeB was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:03:04 from level 53.
[05/06/23 19:20:38] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:45:36 towards level 72.
[05/06/23 19:45:28] thornrag hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:15:20 towards level 74.
[05/06/23 19:50:53] medivh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:16 towards level 35.
[05/06/23 20:12:01] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:37:32 towards level 80.
[05/06/23 20:48:54] GilbertErik reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! GilbertErik's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/06/23 20:49:36] dyvonna got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:02 towards level 69.
[05/06/23 21:20:16] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:59 towards level 69.
[05/06/23 21:40:59] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:28:39 towards level 71.
[05/06/23 22:33:10] MetaNova was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:13:10 towards level 76.
[05/06/23 22:38:35] Tenorman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:00 towards level 70.
[05/06/23 23:31:40] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:22:53 towards level 78.
[05/07/23 00:13:45] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:06:53 towards level 70.
[05/07/23 00:31:52] The local wizard imbued AlexS's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! AlexS's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/23 00:56:00] Fehu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:10:49 towards level 69.
[05/07/23 03:36:34] Wam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:56:27 from level 69.
[05/07/23 04:00:34] hugga was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:00:18 towards level 67.
[05/07/23 04:41:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on TheSilentLink's tunic! TheSilentLink's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/23 05:47:27] The local wizard imbued Berserker's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Berserker's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/23 05:58:14] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:39:02 towards level 78.
[05/07/23 06:47:22] _sh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:43:08 towards level 78.
[05/07/23 06:51:49] VonToutCourt was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:33 from level 74.
[05/07/23 06:59:21] ice303 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ice303's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/07/23 08:07:51] Mat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:32 towards level 49.
[05/07/23 08:41:22] tomhek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:53:22 from level 74.
[05/07/23 09:48:10] nya ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:56:02 from level 74.
[05/07/23 10:42:40] Wam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:09:50 towards level 69.
[05/07/23 11:18:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on allo's tunic! allo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/23 11:50:14] Asara was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:14:55 from level 77.
[05/07/23 11:58:31] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:16:05 towards level 71.
[05/07/23 12:59:49] EddieT137 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:08:48 towards level 70.
[05/07/23 14:13:01] Sombra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:27:07 towards level 79.
[05/07/23 14:17:56] arkie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:51 towards level 50.
[05/07/23 14:25:24] BastelBot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:03:13 from level 77.
[05/07/23 14:36:15] spex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:02 towards level 73.
[05/07/23 14:55:39] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:10 towards level 73.
[05/07/23 15:00:01] vegadark discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:33 towards level 78.
[05/07/23 15:06:24] Wolf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:17 towards level 78.
[05/07/23 15:20:42] yano found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:23 towards level 76.
[05/07/23 15:44:20] boscage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:48 towards level 41.
[05/07/23 16:02:32] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:50 towards level 79.
[05/07/23 16:26:22] ChowderKeg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:22 towards level 78.
[05/07/23 16:40:13] SuzakuMedli found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:57 towards level 60.
[05/07/23 17:52:18] A_Dragon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:49:07 towards level 72.
[05/07/23 18:03:48] IFireflyl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:08 towards level 39.
[05/07/23 18:51:56] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:38 towards level 67.
[05/07/23 19:07:05] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:42:44 towards level 76.
[05/07/23 19:54:47] joes bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:19 towards level 37.
[05/07/23 20:33:44] VonToutCourt discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:35 towards level 74.
[05/07/23 21:16:51] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:45:52 towards level 77.
[05/07/23 22:02:39] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:06 towards level 69.
[05/07/23 22:12:32] shikhin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:07:41 towards level 78.
[05/07/23 22:42:23] ice303 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:05 towards level 41.
[05/08/23 00:15:30] CodeB fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:23:49 from level 53.
[05/08/23 00:21:16] kenyon was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:26:10 from level 77.
[05/08/23 00:55:38] nya's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nya's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/08/23 01:42:33] t3chn0 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:11:16 towards level 75.
[05/08/23 01:50:13] CodeGeek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:51:56 towards level 77.
[05/08/23 02:02:42] eroc1990 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:14:01 towards level 59.
[05/08/23 02:34:46] kptr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:27:18 from level 76.
[05/08/23 03:21:14] dyvonna was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:42 towards level 69.
[05/08/23 03:27:42] Silvanus_Betrium had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:55:47 towards level 69.
[05/08/23 04:15:22] allo ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:16:38 from level 77.
[05/08/23 05:43:36] Ganonk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:06 towards level 57.
[05/08/23 05:55:57] Covid-19 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:46:38 towards level 75.
[05/08/23 06:23:59] Mat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:25:01 from level 49.
[05/08/23 06:53:57] unicron spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! unicron's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/08/23 07:01:53] JamCow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:16:07 towards level 77.
[05/08/23 07:54:28] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:35:03 towards level 77.
[05/08/23 08:02:15] MELOONi reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MELOONi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/08/23 08:14:30] medivh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:14 towards level 36.
[05/08/23 08:48:13] Drin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:41:01 towards level 71.
[05/08/23 08:49:07] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:32:50 towards level 71.
[05/08/23 09:40:22] Sombra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:50:13 towards level 79.
[05/08/23 09:58:59] alexlehm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:31:12 towards level 52.
[05/08/23 11:32:25] d4n13L hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:18:29 towards level 74.
[05/08/23 12:17:38] Crazycatlady caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:53:39 towards level 75.
[05/08/23 12:27:07] Khorne was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:50 from level 79.
[05/08/23 12:41:25] bg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:59:53 towards level 78.
[05/08/23 12:47:44] happymeal was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:53 from level 47.
[05/08/23 14:49:27] MELOONi was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:34:31 from level 73.
[05/08/23 14:59:02] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:44:08 towards level 66.
[05/08/23 15:15:27] soygirl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:11 towards level 46.
[05/08/23 15:22:23] BenDover was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:17 towards level 56.
[05/08/23 15:36:37] kinus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:49:34 towards level 70.
[05/08/23 15:46:36] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:43:30 towards level 83.
[05/08/23 15:58:42] TimWolla had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:44 towards level 81.
[05/08/23 16:58:10] kptr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:52:25 towards level 76.
[05/08/23 17:46:11] Khorne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:12 towards level 79.
[05/08/23 18:17:26] el was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:32:22 from level 74.
[05/08/23 19:47:58] Tangles was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:42:05 from level 73.
[05/08/23 20:29:30] Affliction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Affliction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/08/23 20:42:12] csc2ya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:20:37 towards level 62.
[05/08/23 21:01:55] Lord255 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:48:50 from level 77.
[05/08/23 21:34:58] cateye found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:05 towards level 44.
[05/08/23 21:41:45] bg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:38:29 towards level 78.
[05/08/23 22:48:29] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:50:43 towards level 77.
[05/08/23 23:14:11] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:44:40 towards level 80.
[05/08/23 23:16:53] Gangsterish had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:35 towards level 46.
[05/08/23 23:52:21] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:49 towards level 67.
[05/09/23 00:11:05] Cockatrice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:36:00 towards level 66.
[05/09/23 00:19:25] Bluedog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:12 towards level 70.
[05/09/23 02:49:35] Gangsterish got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:32:03 from level 47.
[05/09/23 03:18:47] postikana hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:41 towards level 69.
[05/09/23 03:50:17] dyvonna found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:29 towards level 69.
[05/09/23 04:15:16] The local wizard imbued Minus's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Minus's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/09/23 04:44:50] Kurenai had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:40:11 towards level 67.
[05/09/23 05:52:20] The local wizard imbued _sh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! _sh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/09/23 06:24:02] dyvonna was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:46 towards level 69.
[05/09/23 07:25:33] A_Dragon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:10:39 towards level 72.
[05/09/23 07:28:04] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:36:44 towards level 75.
[05/09/23 07:32:11] IFireflyl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:37 towards level 40.
[05/09/23 07:38:33] enteral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:32:21 towards level 63.
[05/09/23 09:01:46] The local wizard imbued nya's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! nya's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/09/23 09:07:20] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:54:09 towards level 69.
[05/09/23 09:24:49] _sh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:17:00 towards level 78.
[05/09/23 10:00:15] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:49:54 towards level 78.
[05/09/23 10:01:36] nowz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:31 towards level 58.
[05/09/23 10:24:51] misha reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! misha's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/09/23 10:39:51] Paganel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:26:37 towards level 74.
[05/09/23 10:54:45] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:12 towards level 75.
[05/09/23 11:03:14] anarcat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:58:18 towards level 78.
[05/09/23 11:06:42] misha was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:13:56 from level 80.
[05/09/23 11:25:09] tmberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:08:51 towards level 72.
[05/09/23 12:51:18] V tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:22:46 towards level 76.
[05/09/23 13:09:49] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:51:59 towards level 74.
[05/09/23 13:25:34] Kurenai hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:20:34 towards level 67.
[05/09/23 13:30:50] BastelBot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:07:46 towards level 77.
[05/09/23 14:08:25] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:25:09 towards level 75.
[05/09/23 14:10:34] dyvonna has dealt ufo-piloot a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:03:47 is added to ufo-piloot's clock.
[05/09/23 15:05:53] caeli got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:12:16 from level 79.
[05/09/23 16:18:01] pants had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:53:45 towards level 75.
[05/09/23 16:49:44] vegadark got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:06:16 from level 78.
[05/09/23 16:58:43] Covid-19 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:10:11 towards level 75.
[05/09/23 19:37:59] Covid-19 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:23:27 from level 75.
[05/09/23 19:55:09] Bolded was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:58:16 towards level 70.
[05/09/23 19:56:06] Pricey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:12 towards level 67.
[05/09/23 20:16:17] Lnk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:09 towards level 83.
[05/09/23 20:31:14] xbill found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:05:54 towards level 84.
[05/09/23 20:47:47] bfft met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:55:21 from level 53.
[05/09/23 21:33:04] "\@_ was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:28:01 from level 76.
[05/09/23 22:00:23] Theleveler reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Theleveler's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/09/23 22:30:36] TimWolla had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:36 towards level 81.
[05/09/23 22:31:27] crank found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:35:26 towards level 78.
[05/09/23 22:58:39] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:12:20 towards level 69.
[05/09/23 23:58:01] sc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:13 towards level 80.
[05/10/23 00:34:42] Aksej found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:58:03 towards level 72.
[05/10/23 01:02:39] MetaNova hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:02:57 towards level 76.
[05/10/23 01:18:36] Crazycatlady found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:55:22 towards level 75.
[05/10/23 01:31:11] TimeWarp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:43:09 towards level 66.
[05/10/23 02:57:38] idleevil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:50:48 towards level 65.
[05/10/23 03:40:54] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:35:10 towards level 80.
[05/10/23 04:25:22] tmberg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:53:44 from level 72.
[05/10/23 05:27:29] BenDover found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:20 towards level 56.
[05/10/23 05:40:59] Russell was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:34:44 from level 69.
[05/10/23 06:37:46] Dan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:08 towards level 57.
[05/10/23 07:44:09] pfoley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:19:24 from level 71.
[05/10/23 08:24:48] t3chn0 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:09:05 from level 75.
[05/10/23 08:41:04] The local wizard imbued MELOONi's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! MELOONi's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/23 08:49:24] ZOTTA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:42:21 towards level 68.
[05/10/23 09:06:31] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:19 towards level 79.
[05/10/23 09:44:39] sam's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sam's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/23 09:57:36] bg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:47:05 towards level 78.
[05/10/23 10:32:17] IFireflyl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:58 towards level 40.
[05/10/23 11:45:14] t3chn0's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! t3chn0's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/23 11:48:02] VonToutCourt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:38:01 towards level 75.
[05/10/23 11:48:51] Cockatrice bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:49:04 towards level 66.
[05/10/23 12:07:06] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:52:30 towards level 80.
[05/10/23 12:09:01] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:22:29 towards level 79.
[05/10/23 12:57:08] signofzeta fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:22:30 from level 69.
[05/10/23 13:15:09] canton7 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:28:19 towards level 74.
[05/10/23 15:32:15] CodeB got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:26:40 from level 53.
[05/10/23 16:03:27] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:13:43 towards level 75.
[05/10/23 16:22:07] yano was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:23:08 towards level 77.
[05/10/23 17:01:13] tswsl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:26 towards level 78.
[05/10/23 18:24:50] laama was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:58:05 towards level 77.
[05/10/23 19:16:01] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:08:29 towards level 80.
[05/10/23 19:41:52] MELOONi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:00:00 towards level 73.
[05/10/23 19:55:39] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:33 towards level 75.
[05/10/23 20:21:24] arkie fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:58:38 from level 50.
[05/10/23 20:38:54] apb burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! apb's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/10/23 20:40:18] The local wizard imbued DrinkyBird's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DrinkyBird's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/23 21:51:45] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:21:46 towards level 78.
[05/10/23 22:58:03] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:23:25 towards level 72.
[05/10/23 23:05:33] hax404 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:28:30 towards level 75.
[05/11/23 00:27:25] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:55:39 towards level 71.
[05/11/23 01:01:06] Carl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:53:03 from level 75.
[05/11/23 01:37:38] slim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:25:52 from level 65.
[05/11/23 01:39:14] Ganonk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:56:14 towards level 58.
[05/11/23 01:40:14] Berserker found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:53:24 towards level 58.
[05/11/23 01:52:02] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:20 towards level 69.
[05/11/23 03:27:31] Gorek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:05:02 from level 78.
[05/11/23 03:54:03] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:55:52 towards level 58.
[05/11/23 05:34:19] freeboson slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! freeboson's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/11/23 06:06:03] elf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:41:16 towards level 79.
[05/11/23 06:06:21] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:38:13 towards level 75.
[05/11/23 06:18:51] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:53:49 towards level 74.
[05/11/23 06:33:51] A_Dragon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:52 towards level 72.
[05/11/23 06:56:29] Tenorman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:31:34 towards level 71.
[05/11/23 10:01:56] BenDover was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:10 towards level 56.
[05/11/23 10:42:10] soygirl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:35 towards level 47.
[05/11/23 11:51:10] soltys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:25:04 towards level 79.
[05/11/23 12:17:25] The local wizard imbued boscage's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! boscage's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/23 13:25:19] kzootech caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:59:47 towards level 67.
[05/11/23 13:29:14] style found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:10:28 towards level 66.
[05/11/23 13:34:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Angelina's tunic! Angelina's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/23 13:42:26] gusto was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:06:48 towards level 61.
[05/11/23 15:22:53] caeli was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:13:46 towards level 79.
[05/11/23 15:57:52] binaryhermit was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:33:08 from level 60.
[05/11/23 16:23:08] medivh's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! medivh's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/11/23 16:31:58] ChowderKeg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:57:56 towards level 79.
[05/11/23 16:35:10] solarsparq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:44 towards level 63.
[05/11/23 17:07:36] dwfreed's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dwfreed's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/23 18:10:34] canton7 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:31:14 towards level 74.
[05/11/23 18:49:57] allo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:54 towards level 77.
[05/11/23 18:54:27] Affliction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:19 towards level 75.
[05/11/23 19:40:32] Chuck discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:04:50 towards level 73.
[05/11/23 20:09:27] vegadark was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:40:06 towards level 79.
[05/11/23 20:30:28] elf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:59:04 from level 79.
[05/11/23 20:35:36] StalkR got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:37:17 towards level 76.
[05/11/23 20:46:02] olsner had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:20 towards level 45.
[05/11/23 21:03:19] bsleep was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:55:19 from level 74.
[05/11/23 21:39:44] style caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:23:37 towards level 66.
[05/11/23 22:23:44] crysis hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:58 towards level 68.
[05/11/23 22:27:00] cpli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:33 towards level 42.
[05/11/23 23:24:32] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:51:38 from level 71.
[05/11/23 23:43:09] cateye fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:43 from level 44.
[05/12/23 00:24:17] yNos was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:30 towards level 70.
[05/12/23 01:07:23] hugga was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:11:51 towards level 67.
[05/12/23 01:10:33] bookworm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:34:10 towards level 71.
[05/12/23 01:32:21] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:10 towards level 80.
[05/12/23 02:51:07] ToHellWithGA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:24:58 towards level 77.
[05/12/23 02:58:08] io ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:08:21 from level 80.
[05/12/23 03:01:21] nawcom was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:13 towards level 70.
[05/12/23 03:07:16] bsleep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:47:05 towards level 74.
[05/12/23 03:10:08] Drin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:17:40 towards level 71.
[05/12/23 03:19:58] happymeal gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:51 towards level 47.
[05/12/23 04:28:03] Kurenai has dealt style a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:21:15 is added to style's clock.
[05/12/23 05:01:33] Tenorman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Tenorman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/12/23 06:56:01] allo met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:30 from level 77.
[05/12/23 07:42:58] Centrixx was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:07 towards level 75.
[05/12/23 08:02:28] Drin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:36:39 towards level 71.
[05/12/23 08:58:53] hugga had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:02:46 towards level 67.
[05/12/23 09:41:35] Destruia ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:45:13 from level 71.
[05/12/23 10:08:29] heisenbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! heisenbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/12/23 10:12:03] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:15:19 towards level 77.
[05/12/23 11:09:36] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:12:34 towards level 78.
[05/12/23 11:11:49] xbill found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:30:22 towards level 84.
[05/12/23 12:12:53] d4n13L's charm ate a bolt of lightning! d4n13L's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/12/23 12:16:12] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:23:14 towards level 80.
[05/12/23 13:10:25] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Asara's tunic! Asara's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/12/23 13:48:51] BenDover discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:16 towards level 56.
[05/12/23 14:09:26] apb has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:09:41 is added to Tangles's clock.
[05/12/23 14:10:26] scumola fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:48:34 from level 72.
[05/12/23 14:15:48] Fenrik ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:55 from level 76.
[05/12/23 14:21:46] gegenschein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:00 towards level 71.
[05/12/23 14:45:55] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:49:05 towards level 75.
[05/12/23 15:23:33] unicron spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! unicron's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/12/23 15:45:11] Przemek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:55 towards level 51.
[05/12/23 16:12:25] Minus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:17 towards level 66.
[05/12/23 16:45:42] MELOONi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:22:03 towards level 73.
[05/12/23 17:22:28] thatmint discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:42:57 towards level 60.
[05/12/23 18:37:57] happymeal was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:53 towards level 47.
[05/12/23 19:22:53] idleevil had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:22:33 towards level 65.
[05/12/23 19:32:25] sc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:45 towards level 80.
[05/12/23 19:53:57] Fenrik has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:41:18 is added to kenyon's clock.
[05/12/23 20:20:11] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:41:14 towards level 75.
[05/12/23 20:25:09] GRIZZLYMAN bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:09:53 towards level 57.
[05/12/23 20:43:01] TimeWarp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:50:46 towards level 66.
[05/12/23 21:17:59] Minus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:52 towards level 66.
[05/12/23 21:26:43] shikhin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! shikhin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/12/23 21:27:47] arkie burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! arkie's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/12/23 22:46:17] elf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:31:52 from level 79.
[05/12/23 23:35:22] binaryhermit was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:41:09 towards level 60.
[05/13/23 00:29:00] "\@_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:15:22 towards level 76.
[05/13/23 01:11:01] Asara ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:47:31 from level 77.
[05/13/23 01:14:59] gegenschein was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:32:48 from level 71.
[05/13/23 01:53:10] alexlehm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:13 towards level 52.
[05/13/23 02:21:23] Bluedog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:32:49 towards level 71.
[05/13/23 02:37:38] hugga was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:09:16 towards level 67.
[05/13/23 02:43:18] VonToutCourt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:36:42 towards level 75.
[05/13/23 02:43:51] Mat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:02:17 from level 50.
[05/13/23 03:14:34] dax tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:18 towards level 50.
[05/13/23 03:27:07] KindOne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:28 towards level 69.
[05/13/23 05:06:19] Puff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:01:19 towards level 75.
[05/13/23 06:32:27] A_Dragon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:45:25 from level 72.
[05/13/23 06:58:17] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:24:22 towards level 79.
[05/13/23 07:58:08] olsner walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:49 from level 45.
[05/13/23 08:10:41] ToHellWithGA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:15 towards level 77.
[05/13/23 08:41:29] Covid-19 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:02:46 towards level 75.
[05/13/23 08:57:47] kzootech burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kzootech's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/13/23 09:22:52] hugga's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! hugga's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/13/23 10:15:31] Angelina discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:58:50 towards level 62.
[05/13/23 11:06:08] style was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:50:21 from level 66.
[05/13/23 11:36:54] kzootech reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kzootech's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/23 12:07:58] arkie gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:31:57 towards level 51.
[05/13/23 12:20:40] BastelBot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:50:48 towards level 77.
[05/13/23 12:31:49] Aksej hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:04:54 towards level 72.
[05/13/23 12:43:15] JamCow ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:05:35 from level 77.
[05/13/23 13:00:39] Acolarh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:08:57 towards level 77.
[05/13/23 13:10:47] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:43:54 towards level 71.
[05/13/23 14:57:48] boscage was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:01:12 from level 43.
[05/13/23 15:20:33] happymeal ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:55 from level 47.
[05/13/23 15:41:13] kptr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:48:21 towards level 76.
[05/13/23 16:19:09] yano caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:05:11 towards level 77.
[05/13/23 16:24:25] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:52 towards level 81.
[05/13/23 16:58:08] Sario was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:32:24 from level 64.
[05/13/23 17:06:58] Gorek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:35:46 towards level 78.
[05/13/23 17:07:40] cateye was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:49 towards level 45.
[05/13/23 19:30:53] CrashOverride slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! CrashOverride's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/13/23 20:29:52] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:36:14 towards level 75.
[05/13/23 20:32:17] boscage's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! boscage's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/23 20:32:56] dwfreed's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dwfreed's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/23 20:40:30] yNos got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:15:52 from level 70.
[05/13/23 20:41:15] Tabmow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:38:21 towards level 67.
[05/13/23 22:02:08] caeli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:25:40 towards level 79.
[05/13/23 22:23:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Gangsterish's tunic! Gangsterish's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/23 22:26:07] cateye was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:56 towards level 45.
[05/14/23 00:35:43] Przemek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:41 towards level 51.
[05/14/23 00:47:09] vegadark's charm ate a bolt of lightning! vegadark's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/23 01:40:51] Ankhers reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ankhers's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/23 01:48:55] IFireflyl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:59 towards level 42.
[05/14/23 02:00:40] soygirl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:45 from level 47.
[05/14/23 02:39:30] sam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:07:22 from level 70.
[05/14/23 02:57:10] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:43:43 towards level 75.
[05/14/23 02:59:19] idleevil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:27:54 towards level 65.
[05/14/23 03:02:02] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:13:45 from level 80.
[05/14/23 03:53:41] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:44:34 towards level 77.
[05/14/23 04:54:41] megubyte's charm ate a bolt of lightning! megubyte's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/23 05:23:41] olsner tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:32 towards level 46.
[05/14/23 06:31:22] TheSilentLink was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:38:03 from level 67.
[05/14/23 07:45:05] Ganonk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:31 towards level 58.
[05/14/23 08:31:32] Ecko was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:05:31 from level 71.
[05/14/23 08:37:42] The local wizard imbued CrashOverride's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CrashOverride's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/23 09:01:27] anarcat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:33 from level 78.
[05/14/23 09:10:08] Russell spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Russell's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/14/23 09:35:16] dbx12 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:55 towards level 49.
[05/14/23 10:10:35] kevkev found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:12:12 towards level 50.
[05/14/23 10:16:03] VonToutCourt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:28:30 towards level 75.
[05/14/23 11:01:57] tmberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:08 towards level 72.
[05/14/23 11:09:11] JamCow's charm ate a bolt of lightning! JamCow's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/23 11:12:21] Crazycatlady got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:44:01 towards level 75.
[05/14/23 12:19:23] thatmint was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:11:57 from level 60.
[05/14/23 12:56:00] bfft was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:57 from level 53.
[05/14/23 13:06:03] blabber's charm ate a bolt of lightning! blabber's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/23 13:19:39] particleflux ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:21 from level 50.
[05/14/23 13:46:52] boscage was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:34 towards level 44.
[05/14/23 14:08:36] Khorne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:54:28 towards level 80.
[05/14/23 14:25:46] Nuae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:06:12 from level 64.
[05/14/23 14:29:08] adamus1red walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:40:02 from level 74.
[05/14/23 15:25:27] Centrixx was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:02 towards level 75.
[05/14/23 15:31:22] bfft was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:12 from level 53.
[05/14/23 15:44:10] pwae was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:57:37 from level 75.
[05/14/23 17:10:12] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:55:41 towards level 80.
[05/14/23 17:46:08] allo ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:45:13 from level 78.
[05/14/23 17:59:34] ahmubashshir got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:28:12 from level 66.
[05/14/23 18:16:59] sc was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:18:09 from level 80.
[05/14/23 18:22:42] boscage got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:20:04 from level 44.
[05/14/23 18:26:13] drahthaar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:14 towards level 81.
[05/14/23 19:02:39] Crazycatlady caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:27:34 towards level 75.
[05/14/23 19:25:17] buzel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:32:53 towards level 79.
[05/14/23 19:42:47] sc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:43:59 towards level 80.
[05/14/23 20:12:51] pyre ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:12:17 from level 79.
[05/14/23 20:19:55] Carl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:07:48 from level 75.
[05/14/23 20:34:08] jayvee fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:15:10 from level 75.
[05/14/23 21:01:35] happymeal was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:49 towards level 48.
[05/14/23 21:09:57] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:33:59 towards level 76.
[05/14/23 21:23:40] HeavyPodda got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:20:01 from level 72.
[05/14/23 22:31:22] Daikojun fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:20 from level 46.
[05/14/23 23:03:08] BastelBot's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! BastelBot's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/14/23 23:24:15] medivh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:34 towards level 40.
[05/14/23 23:28:25] Mat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:43 towards level 50.
[05/14/23 23:34:57] bfft gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:44:28 towards level 54.
[05/15/23 00:29:35] postikana had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:16:39 towards level 70.
[05/15/23 00:54:25] Ganonk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:11:40 towards level 58.
[05/15/23 00:56:04] Tabmow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:52:07 from level 67.
[05/15/23 01:08:55] gildarts tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 16:31:51 towards level 72.
[05/15/23 01:15:53] GilbertErik was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:34:22 from level 69.
[05/15/23 03:23:57] jacquesssss spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jacquesssss's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/15/23 03:49:39] pants ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:14:06 from level 75.
[05/15/23 03:50:39] yNos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:36 towards level 70.
[05/15/23 04:14:42] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:21:42 towards level 80.
[05/15/23 04:37:22] V got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:39:11 from level 76.
[05/15/23 05:26:08] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:11:11 towards level 77.
[05/15/23 05:40:19] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:06:48 towards level 79.
[05/15/23 06:50:37] particleflux had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:21:15 towards level 51.
[05/15/23 08:15:28] idleevil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:50:56 towards level 65.
[05/15/23 08:20:05] gildarts's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gildarts's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/23 08:27:10] megubyte ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:11:44 from level 67.
[05/15/23 08:39:30] CodeGeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:14 towards level 77.
[05/15/23 09:11:01] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:42:09 towards level 76.
[05/15/23 10:16:14] GilbertErik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:44:13 towards level 69.
[05/15/23 11:43:20] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:08:16 towards level 72.
[05/15/23 11:47:57] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:19 towards level 80.
[05/15/23 12:32:43] RussellB met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:22:51 from level 75.
[05/15/23 13:34:01] JigmeDatse ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:31:08 from level 68.
[05/15/23 13:40:50] BastelBot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:33:35 towards level 77.
[05/15/23 14:47:08] elf's charm ate a bolt of lightning! elf's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/23 15:36:16] Techman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:13:39 towards level 80.
[05/15/23 15:52:23] Kritzefitz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:15 towards level 72.
[05/15/23 16:03:11] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:38:26 towards level 80.
[05/15/23 16:31:12] ToHellWithGA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:01:47 towards level 77.
[05/15/23 16:37:52] Zed_Spiker found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:46 towards level 23.
[05/15/23 16:42:27] Feras bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:02:55 towards level 50.
[05/15/23 17:22:26] Nuae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:33:57 from level 64.
[05/15/23 17:44:34] Omega's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Omega's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/23 18:56:37] dwfreed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:59 towards level 80.
[05/15/23 19:12:24] The local wizard imbued sam's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sam's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/23 19:19:59] pyre was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:39:01 towards level 79.
[05/15/23 22:42:12] HellSpawn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:54:41 from level 73.
[05/15/23 23:20:09] nawcom has dealt buzel a Critical Strike! 3 days, 09:10:55 is added to buzel's clock.
[05/16/23 01:17:26] BenDover found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:32:19 towards level 57.
[05/16/23 01:22:00] JigmeDatse found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:58:37 towards level 68.
[05/16/23 02:12:05] Berserker was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:19:31 towards level 58.
[05/16/23 02:23:10] Andrio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:45 towards level 71.
[05/16/23 02:45:26] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:23 towards level 79.
[05/16/23 03:36:13] Tabmow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:29 towards level 67.
[05/16/23 04:15:07] spex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:54:12 towards level 74.
[05/16/23 04:19:50] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:24:51 towards level 76.
[05/16/23 05:07:30] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:47:32 towards level 77.
[05/16/23 05:46:40] dwfreed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:40 towards level 80.
[05/16/23 05:56:09] cateye has dealt gusto a Critical Strike! 7 days, 15:58:27 is added to gusto's clock.
[05/16/23 06:11:15] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:36:29 from level 76.
[05/16/23 06:23:06] style was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:21 towards level 66.
[05/16/23 06:39:48] Fehu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:51:09 towards level 69.
[05/16/23 06:41:21] t3chn0 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:58:15 from level 75.
[05/16/23 08:07:22] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:30 towards level 68.
[05/16/23 08:23:14] VonToutCourt was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:53:21 from level 75.
[05/16/23 08:29:12] eroc1990 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:35:44 from level 59.
[05/16/23 09:16:13] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:41:34 towards level 76.
[05/16/23 09:17:34] SuzakuMedli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:11:50 towards level 61.
[05/16/23 09:19:43] \dev\ice found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:27 towards level 56.
[05/16/23 10:08:54] V got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:40:11 towards level 76.
[05/16/23 10:54:10] Malvolio slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Malvolio's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/16/23 11:38:09] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:32 towards level 78.
[05/16/23 14:08:43] Chuck found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:42 towards level 73.
[05/16/23 14:35:46] xbill had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:51 towards level 84.
[05/16/23 15:17:57] Forud was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:01:37 towards level 74.
[05/16/23 15:43:45] Lnk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:34:51 from level 83.
[05/16/23 16:10:09] enteral was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:23 towards level 63.
[05/16/23 16:15:04] drahthaar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:09:26 towards level 82.
[05/16/23 16:32:38] tomhek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:27 towards level 74.
[05/16/23 16:42:16] GilbertErik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:27:38 towards level 69.
[05/16/23 16:59:45] Cirdan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:40:43 towards level 78.
[05/16/23 17:17:04] Tenorman ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:51:01 from level 71.
[05/16/23 17:34:23] Carl fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:45:25 from level 75.
[05/16/23 17:55:57] yano found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:49:20 towards level 77.
[05/16/23 18:52:46] m00m00's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! m00m00's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/16/23 19:13:17] kevkev got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:15:31 towards level 50.
[05/16/23 19:31:33] Daikojun got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:14 towards level 47.
[05/16/23 21:00:55] adamus1red's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! adamus1red's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/16/23 21:26:21] canton7 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:37 towards level 74.
[05/16/23 22:14:17] dax found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:14 towards level 51.
[05/16/23 22:15:17] style gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:00 towards level 66.
[05/16/23 22:19:12] Sorin has dealt m00m00 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:42:58 is added to m00m00's clock.
[05/16/23 22:40:47] dyvonna was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:22:38 from level 70.
[05/16/23 23:32:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on HeavyPodda's tunic! HeavyPodda's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/16/23 23:57:43] bfft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:13 towards level 54.
[05/17/23 00:04:53] wille found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 15 days, 18:47:40 towards level 61.
[05/17/23 02:35:44] The local wizard imbued alexlehm's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! alexlehm's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/23 03:14:22] JigmeDatse was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:06:00 towards level 68.
[05/17/23 03:21:12] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:54 towards level 68.
[05/17/23 03:31:20] nawcom found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:14:00 towards level 71.
[05/17/23 03:50:21] Kachin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:40:49 from level 72.
[05/17/23 04:02:39] Carl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Carl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/23 06:08:39] ToHellWithGA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:38 towards level 77.
[05/17/23 06:18:03] bfft was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:40:21 from level 54.
[05/17/23 06:42:31] shikhin was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:54:50 from level 78.
[05/17/23 06:55:16] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:44:36 towards level 80.
[05/17/23 07:15:30] style was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:59 towards level 66.
[05/17/23 07:48:49] Minus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:39 towards level 66.
[05/17/23 08:41:09] sir_idle_alot has dealt soltys a Critical Strike! 2 days, 04:44:13 is added to soltys's clock.
[05/17/23 08:54:51] CrashOverride's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CrashOverride's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/23 09:14:10] CodeB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:35 towards level 54.
[05/17/23 09:18:08] thornrag had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:32:14 towards level 74.
[05/17/23 10:07:32] jayvee slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jayvee's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/17/23 10:08:26] Ecko bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:32:09 towards level 71.
[05/17/23 11:27:57] Stevland was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:45:17 from level 74.
[05/17/23 12:37:39] alexlehm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:44 towards level 53.
[05/17/23 14:13:02] "\@_ ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:16:03 from level 76.
[05/17/23 14:39:51] solarsparq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:08 towards level 63.
[05/17/23 16:35:38] crysis fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:52 from level 68.
[05/17/23 17:14:10] allo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:28:57 towards level 78.
[05/17/23 17:25:42] krustenkaese got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:27 from level 50.
[05/17/23 18:23:08] allo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:11:24 towards level 78.
[05/17/23 19:21:23] Theleveler was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:03:07 towards level 80.
[05/17/23 20:07:33] adamus1red got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:57:22 towards level 74.
[05/17/23 20:08:16] style was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:48 towards level 66.
[05/17/23 20:14:14] SuzakuMedli discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:17:53 towards level 61.
[05/17/23 20:41:20] pfoley slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pfoley's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/17/23 21:01:07] Forud ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:44:38 from level 74.
[05/17/23 21:59:37] Cockatrice had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:04:36 towards level 66.
[05/17/23 22:18:26] TimWolla found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:21 towards level 81.
[05/17/23 22:26:10] The local wizard imbued tsr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tsr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/23 22:57:50] Pricey's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Pricey's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/23 23:08:49] Andrio's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Andrio's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/23 23:39:44] Dan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:07 towards level 57.
[05/18/23 00:23:30] dbx12 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:31 towards level 50.
[05/18/23 00:57:43] bfft was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:58:19 towards level 54.
[05/18/23 01:31:11] IFireflyl walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:58:36 from level 44.
[05/18/23 02:16:28] bobvador was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:43:54 towards level 76.
[05/18/23 03:41:52] pfoley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:18:20 towards level 71.
[05/18/23 03:49:12] elf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:47:23 from level 79.
[05/18/23 03:51:43] hugga was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:13 towards level 67.
[05/18/23 04:15:54] Berserker ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:12:05 from level 58.
[05/18/23 04:49:04] Ungoliant's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Ungoliant's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/23 05:09:57] Asara was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:52 towards level 77.
[05/18/23 05:12:34] Omega found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:18:30 towards level 72.
[05/18/23 05:40:23] canton7 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:07 towards level 74.
[05/18/23 07:10:14] Cockatrice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:43:00 towards level 66.
[05/18/23 08:21:17] Chuck had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:03 towards level 73.
[05/18/23 08:44:20] Minus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:53:22 towards level 67.
[05/18/23 08:58:56] SirBummelz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:58:29 towards level 69.
[05/18/23 10:12:57] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:29:48 towards level 79.
[05/18/23 10:15:19] eising was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:03:59 towards level 76.
[05/18/23 11:51:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on thornrag's tunic! thornrag's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/23 12:01:12] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:48:14 towards level 76.
[05/18/23 12:02:03] ion's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ion's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/23 12:46:52] Daikojun caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:43 towards level 47.
[05/18/23 13:20:14] gegenschein was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:27 towards level 71.
[05/18/23 13:24:51] canton7 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:14 towards level 74.
[05/18/23 13:31:16] SirBummelz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:29:12 towards level 69.
[05/18/23 14:07:53] Chuck burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Chuck's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/18/23 15:23:28] Lord255 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:02:03 towards level 77.
[05/18/23 16:14:01] MELOONi met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:29:59 from level 73.
[05/18/23 16:44:52] tswsl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:13:32 towards level 79.
[05/18/23 16:54:04] idleneutral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:02:11 towards level 63.
[05/18/23 17:22:06] noex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:25:07 towards level 60.
[05/18/23 18:51:35] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:44:19 towards level 70.
[05/18/23 19:36:15] hdm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:19:53 towards level 81.
[05/18/23 20:06:28] vadas was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:43:08 towards level 58.
[05/18/23 21:23:15] xbill got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:45 towards level 84.
[05/18/23 21:23:42] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:55:12 towards level 67.
[05/18/23 21:53:28] dax hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:51 towards level 51.
[05/18/23 22:48:08] adamus1red got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:57:48 from level 74.
[05/18/23 23:41:58] The local wizard imbued eising's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! eising's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/23 23:42:04] confunctius was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:11:26 towards level 58.
[05/19/23 00:12:38] laama was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:41:08 from level 77.
[05/19/23 00:12:50] fstrelok was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:31:36 towards level 63.
[05/19/23 00:47:30] idleneutral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:00:14 towards level 63.
[05/19/23 02:02:59] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:01:05 towards level 58.
[05/19/23 02:46:45] Bluedog slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Bluedog's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/19/23 03:22:56] hugga ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:43:29 from level 67.
[05/19/23 03:49:02] crank tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:46:27 towards level 78.
[05/19/23 03:53:54] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:50:26 towards level 76.
[05/19/23 04:04:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Silvanus_Betrium's tunic! Silvanus_Betrium's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/23 04:15:25] adamus1red ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:12:32 from level 74.
[05/19/23 04:37:15] style gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:42:12 towards level 67.
[05/19/23 04:51:12] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:08:27 towards level 76.
[05/19/23 05:33:09] vegadark was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:45:48 towards level 79.
[05/19/23 05:53:53] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/23 06:32:10] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:45:48 towards level 77.
[05/19/23 07:47:15] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:42:01 towards level 77.
[05/19/23 08:24:20] dwfreed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:08 towards level 80.
[05/19/23 08:32:03] Lnk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:17 towards level 83.
[05/19/23 09:17:04] MadMan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:39:17 from level 71.
[05/19/23 09:38:42] KindOne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:05 towards level 69.
[05/19/23 09:50:51] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:02 towards level 76.
[05/19/23 10:17:32] The local wizard imbued dyvonna's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dyvonna's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/23 10:43:37] Fenrik got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:48:48 from level 77.
[05/19/23 11:18:30] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:55:19 towards level 79.
[05/19/23 11:33:24] cadfael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:13:57 towards level 71.
[05/19/23 12:08:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Bluedog's tunic! Bluedog's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/23 12:13:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on fstrelok's tunic! fstrelok's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/23 12:47:36] Minus's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Minus's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/23 13:09:47] gusto was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:54:39 towards level 61.
[05/19/23 13:13:15] d4n13L walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:07:40 from level 74.
[05/19/23 14:07:29] Wam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:59 towards level 69.
[05/19/23 14:59:57] cateye's charm ate a bolt of lightning! cateye's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/23 15:08:38] StalkR was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:39:07 from level 76.
[05/19/23 15:31:14] HellSpawn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:59:12 towards level 73.
[05/19/23 16:13:20] happymeal was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:09 from level 48.
[05/19/23 17:15:43] MetaNova discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:37 towards level 76.
[05/19/23 17:28:33] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:40:32 towards level 80.
[05/19/23 18:12:17] Sombra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:34:45 towards level 79.
[05/19/23 19:34:37] nya was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:52:25 towards level 75.
[05/19/23 19:49:23] noex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:27:24 towards level 60.
[05/19/23 20:36:42] shikhin burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! shikhin's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/19/23 22:14:13] TimeWarp was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:39:39 from level 66.
[05/19/23 23:09:26] Minus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:16:37 towards level 67.
[05/19/23 23:15:34] scumola caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:12:22 towards level 73.
[05/19/23 23:20:11] tmberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:16 towards level 72.
[05/19/23 23:57:12] Andrio's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Andrio's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/23 00:29:40] SuzakuMedli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:13 towards level 61.
[05/20/23 00:30:31] Mat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:14:17 towards level 51.
[05/20/23 00:43:22] bsleep got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:03:16 towards level 74.
[05/20/23 00:59:05] Covid-19 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:58 towards level 75.
[05/20/23 01:37:48] rawgreaze gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:56:53 towards level 70.
[05/20/23 01:44:38] RussellB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:32 towards level 75.
[05/20/23 01:53:55] cateye was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:51:47 from level 46.
[05/20/23 02:33:42] TimeWarp was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:05:41 from level 66.
[05/20/23 02:49:30] Varjatticus's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Varjatticus's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/20/23 03:02:39] The local wizard imbued ToHellWithGA's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ToHellWithGA's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/23 03:14:12] alephnull's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! alephnull's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/23 03:34:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ecko's tunic! Ecko's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/23 03:38:26] MELOONi had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:34:11 towards level 73.
[05/20/23 04:16:59] The local wizard imbued Gorek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Gorek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/23 04:48:33] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:36:55 towards level 82.
[05/20/23 05:03:45] Gangsterish discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:05:27 towards level 48.
[05/20/23 05:56:18] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:22:07 towards level 71.
[05/20/23 06:03:32] arkie tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:14 towards level 51.
[05/20/23 06:26:21] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:51:11 towards level 74.
[05/20/23 07:30:50] bananaboat has dealt ToHellWithGA a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:54:27 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[05/20/23 09:11:17] bobvador reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bobvador's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/23 09:20:04] CompanionCube walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:38:29 from level 78.
[05/20/23 09:23:52] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:38 towards level 74.
[05/20/23 09:43:20] TimWolla was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:53 towards level 81.
[05/20/23 09:49:12] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:28:39 towards level 77.
[05/20/23 10:47:40] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:58 towards level 81.
[05/20/23 10:58:37] The local wizard imbued boscage's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! boscage's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/23 11:35:24] ahmubashshir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 16:58:28 towards level 66.
[05/20/23 12:00:18] pants's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pants's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/23 12:19:58] Cirdan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:22:25 towards level 78.
[05/20/23 12:23:01] Chuck was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:37 towards level 73.
[05/20/23 12:44:27] bobvador reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bobvador's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/23 12:48:07] megubyte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:15:17 towards level 67.
[05/20/23 14:23:33] gradator bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:06:05 towards level 76.
[05/20/23 14:57:13] DontEvenPeek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:31:46 towards level 56.
[05/20/23 16:54:15] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:48:23 towards level 80.
[05/20/23 16:56:01] The local wizard imbued kptr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kptr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/23 17:15:50] KindOne found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:55 towards level 69.
[05/20/23 18:22:14] Lenny_ got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:04:43 from level 64.
[05/20/23 18:42:45] soltys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:24 towards level 79.
[05/20/23 18:46:40] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:45:39 towards level 79.
[05/20/23 19:36:16] idleevil was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:06:32 from level 65.
[05/20/23 19:53:13] A_Dragon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:03:23 towards level 73.
[05/20/23 20:12:23] unicron was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:38:12 from level 68.
[05/20/23 20:36:38] vegadark found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:39 towards level 79.
[05/20/23 20:50:35] shikhin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! shikhin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/23 20:52:50] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:12:27 towards level 78.
[05/20/23 22:26:21] thatmint reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! thatmint's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/23 23:42:58] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:47:55 towards level 72.
[05/21/23 01:13:09] cadfael got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:40:23 from level 71.
[05/21/23 01:50:43] IFireflyl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:10 towards level 44.
[05/21/23 01:59:39] misha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:38:17 towards level 80.
[05/21/23 02:23:15] Silvanus_Betrium ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:35:55 from level 69.
[05/21/23 02:52:20] Ankhers gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:55:10 towards level 72.
[05/21/23 03:20:51] blabber found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:45 towards level 75.
[05/21/23 04:13:37] Thorael was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:05:03 from level 75.
[05/21/23 04:40:26] EddieT137 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:41:58 towards level 70.
[05/21/23 05:26:37] solarsparq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:03 towards level 63.
[05/21/23 05:55:40] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:11 towards level 72.
[05/21/23 06:42:43] ukleinek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:01:02 from level 72.
[05/21/23 07:06:17] ufo-piloot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:06:04 towards level 58.
[05/21/23 08:08:08] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:10:26 towards level 77.
[05/21/23 08:26:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Aksej's tunic! Aksej's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/21/23 08:48:59] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:37:03 towards level 75.
[05/21/23 09:03:08] idlegood was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:29:54 from level 67.
[05/21/23 09:09:30] Nysdar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:49 towards level 67.
[05/21/23 09:15:44] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:19 towards level 71.
[05/21/23 09:17:08] bfft caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:30 towards level 54.
[05/21/23 11:43:53] The local wizard imbued DrinkyBird's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DrinkyBird's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/21/23 11:53:10] ion was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:55:34 from level 80.
[05/21/23 11:58:26] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:56:07 towards level 79.
[05/21/23 12:34:49] \dev\ice's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! \dev\ice's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/21/23 12:51:59] ZOTTA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:13 towards level 68.
[05/21/23 14:39:13] el found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:23:16 towards level 75.
[05/21/23 14:55:07] buzel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:01:51 towards level 79.
[05/21/23 15:09:56] Fenrik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:50:44 towards level 77.
[05/21/23 15:10:29] gildarts gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:36:02 towards level 72.
[05/21/23 15:21:13] hugga hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:17 towards level 67.
[05/21/23 15:46:41] style was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:55:09 towards level 67.
[05/21/23 16:03:23] enteral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:31 towards level 63.
[05/21/23 17:42:00] Sario gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:19:40 towards level 64.
[05/21/23 18:17:23] Yarosh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:03:18 towards level 74.
[05/21/23 20:23:44] megubyte had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:01:36 towards level 67.
[05/21/23 20:51:40] Varjatticus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:18 towards level 52.
[05/21/23 20:56:38] kevkev gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:00 towards level 50.
[05/21/23 21:13:27] Matthew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:15:55 towards level 56.
[05/21/23 21:48:23] bsleep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:45 towards level 74.
[05/21/23 21:50:35] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:25:34 towards level 73.
[05/21/23 21:51:18] idlegood had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:26:07 towards level 67.
[05/21/23 21:55:48] JigmeDatse gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:35:11 towards level 68.
[05/21/23 22:04:11] krustenkaese got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:47 towards level 51.
[05/21/23 23:05:02] Sorin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:14:32 towards level 62.
[05/21/23 23:10:45] SuzakuMedli found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:11:10 towards level 61.
[05/21/23 23:37:20] RussellB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:44 towards level 75.
[05/21/23 23:52:47] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:21:11 towards level 75.
[05/22/23 00:48:31] Minus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:06:58 towards level 67.
[05/22/23 01:04:06] dbx12 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:33 towards level 51.
[05/22/23 01:32:42] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:01:16 towards level 68.
[05/22/23 01:47:48] megubyte bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:14:31 towards level 67.
[05/22/23 02:23:50] thatmint ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:49:33 from level 60.
[05/22/23 03:25:52] dax found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:13 towards level 51.
[05/22/23 04:33:20] CrashOverride was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:54:31 towards level 82.
[05/22/23 04:44:28] Theleveler's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Theleveler's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/22/23 05:18:45] Nuae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:01 towards level 64.
[05/22/23 05:22:04] Puff was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:54:52 from level 75.
[05/22/23 05:27:23] allo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:02:20 from level 78.
[05/22/23 05:34:28] sky's charm ate a bolt of lightning! sky's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/22/23 05:53:40] CrashOverride caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:53:05 towards level 82.
[05/22/23 07:27:01] Lenny_ ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:30:15 from level 64.
[05/22/23 08:39:42] Thorael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:57:54 towards level 75.
[05/22/23 09:08:54] Minus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:49:35 towards level 67.
[05/22/23 09:35:27] elf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:31:57 from level 79.
[05/22/23 10:10:53] gusto was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:28:29 towards level 61.
[05/22/23 10:49:04] TheSilentLink has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 2 days, 21:15:51 is added to CornFly's clock.
[05/22/23 10:52:16] gegenschein has dealt Daikojun a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:35:41 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[05/22/23 11:43:54] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:57:12 towards level 78.
[05/22/23 13:18:28] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:49 towards level 72.
[05/22/23 13:35:11] damyan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:30:44 towards level 72.
[05/22/23 14:06:27] tsr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:21:28 towards level 72.
[05/22/23 15:34:12] Tenorman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:20:03 towards level 71.
[05/22/23 15:37:22] tsr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:41:14 towards level 72.
[05/22/23 16:19:17] TimeWarp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:30:35 towards level 66.
[05/22/23 16:23:09] heisenbug was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:58:34 from level 80.
[05/22/23 16:40:38] fstrelok was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:10:13 from level 63.
[05/22/23 17:26:01] nowz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:56:20 towards level 59.
[05/22/23 17:41:25] adamus1red found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:29:14 towards level 74.
[05/22/23 17:59:38] d4n13L gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:17 towards level 74.
[05/22/23 18:32:28] confunctius bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:34:28 towards level 58.
[05/22/23 19:16:18] shikhin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:30:34 from level 78.
[05/22/23 19:41:19] Ganonk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:25:27 from level 58.
[05/22/23 19:48:50] Nysdar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:22 towards level 67.
[05/22/23 20:05:54] Varjatticus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:11 towards level 52.
[05/22/23 20:58:31] aqsd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:01:33 towards level 75.
[05/22/23 21:19:19] tsr was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:13:38 from level 72.
[05/22/23 22:19:56] Nuae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:57 towards level 64.
[05/23/23 00:09:04] kptr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:54 towards level 76.
[05/23/23 00:11:23] ahmubashshir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:14:11 towards level 66.
[05/23/23 00:24:41] Kritzefitz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:26:32 towards level 73.
[05/23/23 01:09:18] solarsparq's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! solarsparq's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/23 01:17:45] Mat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:24 towards level 51.
[05/23/23 01:43:18] eroc1990 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:08 towards level 59.
[05/23/23 01:48:37] Przemek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:59 towards level 52.
[05/23/23 02:59:37] Sombra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:37:57 from level 79.
[05/23/23 03:18:05] washclof caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:15 towards level 82.
[05/23/23 03:38:30] Tabmow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:28:21 towards level 68.
[05/23/23 04:22:28] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:36:28 towards level 81.
[05/23/23 05:28:25] VonToutCourt was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:45:46 towards level 75.
[05/23/23 05:47:42] happymeal ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:20:05 from level 48.
[05/23/23 06:10:05] dwfreed reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dwfreed's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/23 06:51:30] Berserker gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:16 towards level 58.
[05/23/23 06:52:57] enteral slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! enteral's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/23/23 07:07:06] CodeB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:16 towards level 54.
[05/23/23 07:18:18] Kurenai was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:58:11 from level 67.
[05/23/23 07:20:33] Omega hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:35:31 towards level 72.
[05/23/23 07:51:08] dwfreed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:48:57 towards level 81.
[05/23/23 07:55:33] alephnull got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:24:42 from level 47.
[05/23/23 08:22:46] misha ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:00:50 from level 80.
[05/23/23 09:53:04] The local wizard imbued DontEvenPeek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DontEvenPeek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/23 10:02:03] Aksej was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:54:31 towards level 72.
[05/23/23 10:53:42] Bolded was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:07:19 from level 71.
[05/23/23 13:06:57] Chuck met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:44:43 from level 73.
[05/23/23 13:32:02] eising was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:11:04 towards level 76.
[05/23/23 14:42:18] StalkR was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:15:09 from level 76.
[05/23/23 15:06:42] aqsd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:26:09 towards level 75.
[05/23/23 15:07:42] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:33:30 towards level 71.
[05/23/23 16:36:57] Przemek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:47:07 from level 52.
[05/23/23 16:43:32] krustenkaese was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:30 towards level 51.
[05/23/23 16:55:19] Sorin has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:38:10 is added to pfoley's clock.
[05/23/23 17:05:37] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:01:13 towards level 79.
[05/23/23 17:08:23] SirBummelz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:48:47 from level 69.
[05/23/23 17:36:05] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:26:51 towards level 80.
[05/23/23 17:41:00] Berserker was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:52 from level 58.
[05/23/23 18:01:58] Dan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:50:04 from level 58.
[05/23/23 19:19:23] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:50:06 towards level 76.
[05/23/23 19:57:41] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:52:38 towards level 76.
[05/23/23 21:05:17] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:39:17 towards level 70.
[05/23/23 21:19:48] yNos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:13:31 towards level 71.
[05/23/23 21:39:46] alephnull found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:43 towards level 47.
[05/23/23 22:06:55] slim was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:52:11 from level 65.
[05/23/23 22:22:41] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:35:08 towards level 78.
[05/23/23 23:30:09] anarcat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:07:31 towards level 79.
[05/24/23 00:04:32] TheSilentLink gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:40:34 towards level 68.
[05/24/23 00:07:51] SuzakuMedli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:54 towards level 61.
[05/24/23 00:47:45] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:01:44 towards level 79.
[05/24/23 01:02:52] SirBummelz spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! SirBummelz's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/24/23 01:29:24] olsner hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:48 towards level 47.
[05/24/23 02:01:30] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:27 towards level 75.
[05/24/23 02:16:33] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:32:28 towards level 71.
[05/24/23 03:07:54] olsner got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:39 from level 47.
[05/24/23 03:47:15] xbill reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! xbill's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/23 04:57:08] The local wizard imbued Warson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Warson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/23 05:19:28] Russell tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:56:22 towards level 69.
[05/24/23 05:33:49] Jens walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:22:36 from level 70.
[05/24/23 05:59:57] apb walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:21:00 from level 74.
[05/24/23 07:03:00] ahmubashshir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:50:02 towards level 66.
[05/24/23 08:36:31] CrashOverride had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:38:02 towards level 82.
[05/24/23 08:50:05] gradator ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:57:49 from level 76.
[05/24/23 10:05:14] A_Dragon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:14:16 towards level 73.
[05/24/23 10:28:19] HellSpawn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:13:41 towards level 73.
[05/24/23 10:32:49] IFireflyl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:56 towards level 45.
[05/24/23 10:39:57] Koffa ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:49:54 from level 76.
[05/24/23 11:52:20] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:08:14 towards level 76.
[05/24/23 12:04:08] yano found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:01:43 towards level 77.
[05/24/23 13:09:00] vegadark discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:34 towards level 79.
[05/24/23 14:30:46] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:12 towards level 76.
[05/24/23 14:36:39] hax404 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:03:14 from level 75.
[05/24/23 15:08:52] Lenny_ was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:41:52 from level 64.
[05/24/23 16:12:56] idlegood got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:31:43 towards level 67.
[05/24/23 16:56:20] Feras's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Feras's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/23 17:18:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on signofzeta's tunic! signofzeta's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/23 17:22:02] KingPimpCommand met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:04 from level 47.
[05/24/23 17:53:27] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:40:29 towards level 76.
[05/24/23 18:21:21] rawgreaze walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:23:13 from level 70.
[05/24/23 19:24:32] bananaboat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bananaboat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/24/23 19:33:32] \dev\ice hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:13 towards level 57.
[05/24/23 20:01:53] idleneutral was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:48:21 towards level 63.
[05/24/23 20:07:36] Destruia slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Destruia's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/24/23 20:17:35] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:47:14 towards level 75.
[05/24/23 20:21:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Pricey's tunic! Pricey's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/23 20:48:45] gideonstar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:15 towards level 28.
[05/24/23 21:50:14] vadas was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:42 towards level 58.
[05/24/23 22:13:33] Nysdar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:19 towards level 67.
[05/25/23 00:39:47] alephnull was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:34 towards level 47.
[05/25/23 01:03:43] jaxson has dealt olsner a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:32:28 is added to olsner's clock.
[05/25/23 01:08:59] Theleveler was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:42:31 towards level 80.
[05/25/23 02:19:18] Cockatrice walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:19:36 from level 67.
[05/25/23 02:33:03] pyre got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:22:28 from level 80.
[05/25/23 02:45:51] olsner ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:48:24 from level 48.
[05/25/23 03:02:09] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:28 towards level 80.
[05/25/23 04:04:48] Covid-19 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:50 towards level 75.
[05/25/23 04:22:22] Ankhers bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:19:53 towards level 72.
[05/25/23 05:06:48] Wolf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:09:10 towards level 79.
[05/25/23 06:00:43] Omega met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:15:57 from level 72.
[05/25/23 07:20:01] tomhek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:59:50 from level 75.
[05/25/23 08:01:27] Tangles got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:09:50 towards level 74.
[05/25/23 08:53:27] confunctius gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:38 towards level 58.
[05/25/23 09:57:49] vegadark was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:58 from level 79.
[05/25/23 10:29:23] medivh has dealt wille a Critical Strike! 18 days, 06:53:57 is added to wille's clock.
[05/25/23 10:40:40] BenDover was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:54:56 from level 57.
[05/25/23 11:03:39] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:02 towards level 71.
[05/25/23 11:23:20] buzel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:04 towards level 79.
[05/25/23 12:03:23] Carl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:03:37 from level 76.
[05/25/23 12:52:16] m00m00 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:00 towards level 37.
[05/25/23 12:59:05] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:34:28 from level 71.
[05/25/23 13:57:04] Sorin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:18:17 towards level 62.
[05/25/23 14:12:29] Stevland discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:26:34 towards level 74.
[05/25/23 14:20:09] gildarts fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:38:03 from level 72.
[05/25/23 17:12:00] KingPimpCommand discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:53 towards level 48.
[05/25/23 17:19:43] gideonstar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:12 towards level 30.
[05/25/23 17:47:46] kzootech fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:59:43 from level 67.
[05/25/23 18:16:32] medivh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:17 towards level 44.
[05/25/23 18:20:33] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:09:26 towards level 70.
[05/25/23 20:06:46] medivh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! medivh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/25/23 20:15:43] m00m00 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! m00m00's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/25/23 20:32:07] bookworm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:38:39 from level 71.
[05/25/23 20:37:38] EddieT137 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:56:39 towards level 70.
[05/25/23 21:10:30] mordac ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:56:05 from level 74.
[05/25/23 22:36:09] Carl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:02 towards level 76.
[05/25/23 23:05:10] thornrag reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! thornrag's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/23 00:00:07] TimWolla slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! TimWolla's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/23 00:03:47] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:15:37 towards level 76.
[05/26/23 01:48:03] Nysdar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:17 towards level 67.
[05/26/23 02:28:58] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:45 towards level 80.
[05/26/23 02:32:52] Ungoliant was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:14:30 from level 67.
[05/26/23 03:46:18] tsr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:51:47 towards level 72.
[05/26/23 04:10:59] Fenrik got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:22:48 from level 77.
[05/26/23 05:27:16] Destruia caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:17:00 towards level 72.
[05/26/23 05:33:20] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:33:26 towards level 74.
[05/26/23 05:39:48] dwfreed bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:30:59 towards level 81.
[05/26/23 05:59:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pants's tunic! pants's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/23 07:16:22] enteral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:56:58 towards level 64.
[05/26/23 08:04:49] _sh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:40:50 from level 78.
[05/26/23 08:28:42] ToHellWithGA ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:07:07 from level 78.
[05/26/23 08:58:43] Dan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:25 towards level 58.
[05/26/23 10:00:06] Aksej was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:19:08 towards level 72.
[05/26/23 10:32:51] eising was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:00 towards level 76.
[05/26/23 10:35:46] CodeGeek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:37:02 from level 77.
[05/26/23 10:56:03] Forud has dealt Yarosh a Critical Strike! 3 days, 11:40:18 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[05/26/23 11:07:54] bobvador had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:31 towards level 76.
[05/26/23 11:11:34] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:05 towards level 74.
[05/26/23 12:11:29] Thorael was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:21 from level 75.
[05/26/23 12:48:44] gradator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:04 towards level 76.
[05/26/23 12:57:07] Silvanus_Betrium caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:32:32 towards level 70.
[05/26/23 13:13:34] \dev\ice was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:35:39 towards level 57.
[05/26/23 13:40:38] dyvonna found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:06 towards level 70.
[05/26/23 13:56:17] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:01:48 towards level 66.
[05/26/23 15:52:13] SSLbits was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:47:13 from level 66.
[05/26/23 16:02:00] Gangsterish was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:54:52 from level 49.
[05/26/23 16:18:14] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:32 towards level 76.
[05/26/23 17:20:15] GRIZZLYMAN got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:38:13 from level 57.
[05/26/23 17:57:08] Lnk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:54 from level 83.
[05/26/23 18:22:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on crank's tunic! crank's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/23 18:29:42] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:56:56 towards level 71.
[05/26/23 19:52:31] HellSpawn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:47:26 towards level 73.
[05/26/23 20:35:42] Lenny_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:58:38 towards level 64.
[05/26/23 20:39:03] jayvee found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:37 towards level 75.
[05/26/23 21:23:35] Sorin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sorin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/23 21:44:16] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:59:37 towards level 70.
[05/26/23 23:25:13] tomgus1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:47 towards level 56.
[05/26/23 23:45:36] Sario ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:38:43 from level 64.
[05/27/23 00:03:10] Ganonk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ganonk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/23 00:08:17] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:04:01 towards level 79.
[05/27/23 00:18:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Chuck's tunic! Chuck's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/23 00:42:28] ChowderKeg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:48:04 from level 79.
[05/27/23 01:55:05] blabber bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:50 towards level 75.
[05/27/23 02:03:52] anarcat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:24:05 towards level 79.
[05/27/23 03:24:07] Gangsterish found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:10:20 towards level 49.
[05/27/23 04:09:24] Cirdan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:25:28 towards level 78.
[05/27/23 04:24:27] kinus was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:57:18 from level 71.
[05/27/23 04:33:24] bsleep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:58 towards level 74.
[05/27/23 04:35:42] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:43:18 towards level 72.
[05/27/23 05:33:27] Khorne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:00 towards level 80.
[05/27/23 05:34:42] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:43 towards level 79.
[05/27/23 05:52:04] CodeB was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:20:36 from level 55.
[05/27/23 06:55:08] rawgreaze was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:55:07 from level 70.
[05/27/23 07:00:48] vegadark was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:24 from level 79.
[05/27/23 07:16:21] Cockatrice has dealt sam a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:05:53 is added to sam's clock.
[05/27/23 08:17:14] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:13:46 towards level 81.
[05/27/23 08:22:27] laama reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! laama's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/23 10:16:08] t3chn0 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:03 towards level 75.
[05/27/23 10:31:44] Ankhers was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:05:45 from level 72.
[05/27/23 10:47:15] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:47:45 towards level 74.
[05/27/23 11:12:14] blabber found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:21:15 towards level 76.
[05/27/23 11:52:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Daikojun's tunic! Daikojun's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/23 12:13:21] gegenschein found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:56:05 towards level 72.
[05/27/23 12:28:24] HellSpawn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:27:43 towards level 73.
[05/27/23 12:30:28] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:02 towards level 77.
[05/27/23 14:50:02] alexlehm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:11 towards level 54.
[05/27/23 15:00:22] gideonstar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:57 towards level 33.
[05/27/23 15:07:39] cadfael was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:57:48 from level 71.
[05/27/23 15:27:17] MELOONi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:54 towards level 73.
[05/27/23 15:28:59] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:39 towards level 67.
[05/27/23 15:43:47] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:30 towards level 78.
[05/27/23 16:04:01] SSLbits was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:37:23 from level 66.
[05/27/23 16:21:04] Asara walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:01:31 from level 78.
[05/27/23 16:42:39] idleneutral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:49:11 towards level 63.
[05/27/23 17:10:07] Mat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:51:42 towards level 52.
[05/27/23 17:10:29] MadMan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:21 towards level 71.
[05/27/23 19:38:10] Ungoliant found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:18:20 towards level 67.
[05/27/23 20:25:47] tass was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:56 from level 25.
[05/27/23 20:35:19] Ecko discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:18:23 towards level 71.
[05/27/23 20:44:12] ChowderKeg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:46 towards level 79.
[05/27/23 22:01:19] dwfreed was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:51:50 towards level 81.
[05/27/23 22:06:41] vadas was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:40:45 from level 59.
[05/27/23 22:27:31] tomhek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:23:03 towards level 75.
[05/27/23 22:28:40] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:36:03 towards level 72.
[05/27/23 22:30:25] MELOONi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:12 towards level 73.
[05/27/23 22:40:33] CodeB got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:57 towards level 55.
[05/27/23 22:58:32] gideonstar ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:15 from level 33.
[05/27/23 23:12:35] Lenny_ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:42:08 towards level 64.
[05/27/23 23:47:09] Dan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:38:16 towards level 58.
[05/28/23 00:32:12] Wolf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:42:04 towards level 79.
[05/28/23 00:42:18] Bluedog fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:04:12 from level 71.
[05/28/23 00:52:44] pyre gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:00:42 towards level 80.
[05/28/23 00:55:36] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:24:55 towards level 72.
[05/28/23 02:30:37] Malvolio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:08:41 from level 58.
[05/28/23 02:44:06] blabber had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:41:33 towards level 76.
[05/28/23 02:45:58] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:24 towards level 79.
[05/28/23 04:24:32] MELOONi ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:08:28 from level 73.
[05/28/23 04:43:48] Thorael ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:46:28 from level 76.
[05/28/23 04:59:01] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:40 towards level 76.
[05/28/23 05:06:57] Forud was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:40:46 towards level 75.
[05/28/23 05:16:41] The local wizard imbued JamCow's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JamCow's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/28/23 05:33:09] Gangsterish's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Gangsterish's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/28/23 05:51:15] misha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:51 towards level 80.
[05/28/23 05:53:19] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:56:29 towards level 80.
[05/28/23 06:12:23] Matthew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:11:54 towards level 57.
[05/28/23 07:30:54] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:12:07 towards level 77.
[05/28/23 07:35:41] noex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:14 towards level 60.
[05/28/23 07:50:11] nya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:16:52 towards level 75.
[05/28/23 07:56:58] noex was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:43:18 from level 60.
[05/28/23 08:28:53] Wolf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:54:16 towards level 79.
[05/28/23 09:09:17] "\@_ fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:31:43 from level 76.
[05/28/23 09:14:06] Nysdar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:06:56 towards level 68.
[05/28/23 09:46:05] Pricey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:44:15 towards level 68.
[05/28/23 11:02:26] Lord255 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:17:55 from level 77.
[05/28/23 11:23:36] sc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 19:15:27 from level 81.
[05/28/23 11:40:10] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:48 towards level 80.
[05/28/23 13:28:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on "mchonedev"'s tunic! "mchonedev"'s tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/28/23 13:29:11] Kachin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:36:08 towards level 73.
[05/28/23 13:32:21] kevkev discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:02 towards level 51.
[05/28/23 14:43:36] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:24:50 towards level 55.
[05/28/23 14:45:03] Techman's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Techman's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/28/23 14:45:27] confunctius has dealt Kachin a Critical Strike! 4 days, 23:25:21 is added to Kachin's clock.
[05/28/23 15:21:20] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:25 towards level 78.
[05/28/23 15:56:39] BenDover gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:44 towards level 57.
[05/28/23 16:04:47] ZOTTA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:56 towards level 68.
[05/28/23 16:50:00] cadfael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:47:49 towards level 71.
[05/28/23 17:37:20] boscage ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:15:32 from level 47.
[05/28/23 19:03:03] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:49 towards level 74.
[05/28/23 20:05:32] Nuae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:38 towards level 64.
[05/28/23 20:05:59] Crazycatlady's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Crazycatlady's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/28/23 20:38:35] Ungoliant was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:28:24 towards level 67.
[05/28/23 21:31:05] tsr's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tsr's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/28/23 22:17:30] tswsl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:08:48 from level 79.
[05/28/23 22:58:17] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:03:48 towards level 73.
[05/29/23 00:05:45] Kachin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:41:09 towards level 73.
[05/29/23 00:17:08] noex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:39 towards level 60.
[05/29/23 00:22:19] Cockatrice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:04:16 towards level 67.
[05/29/23 01:05:11] IFireflyl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:05 towards level 46.
[05/29/23 01:44:17] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:33:51 towards level 76.
[05/29/23 02:08:48] buzel ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:20 from level 79.
[05/29/23 02:50:36] misha ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:49 from level 80.
[05/29/23 03:17:21] RussellB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:49 towards level 75.
[05/29/23 03:24:58] MadMan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:00 towards level 71.
[05/29/23 03:32:18] thornrag was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:04:07 from level 74.
[05/29/23 04:06:00] HeavyPodda walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:18:00 from level 73.
[05/29/23 04:24:19] kzootech burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kzootech's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/29/23 04:34:40] Gangsterish ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:10:14 from level 49.
[05/29/23 04:43:27] alephnull reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! alephnull's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/29/23 05:41:05] Berserker walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:36:16 from level 59.
[05/29/23 05:55:29] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:42:48 towards level 73.
[05/29/23 06:01:10] tswsl walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:11:47 from level 79.
[05/29/23 06:40:21] nawcom got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:52:06 towards level 71.
[05/29/23 07:05:05] HeavyPodda's charm ate a bolt of lightning! HeavyPodda's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/29/23 07:12:25] CodeGeek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:00:52 from level 77.
[05/29/23 07:24:06] Stevland bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:45:51 towards level 74.
[05/29/23 07:46:47] pants slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pants's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/29/23 09:11:42] A_Dragon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:53 towards level 73.
[05/29/23 09:13:31] Notir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:40:49 towards level 71.
[05/29/23 09:22:54] JigmeDatse found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:52:42 towards level 68.
[05/29/23 10:29:48] Arch was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:29:28 towards level 70.
[05/29/23 11:06:34] ZOTTA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:08 towards level 68.
[05/29/23 11:09:02] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:43 towards level 75.
[05/29/23 11:19:40] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:04:45 towards level 71.
[05/29/23 12:01:39] eroc1990 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:35:19 from level 60.
[05/29/23 12:46:31] Silvanus_Betrium reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Silvanus_Betrium's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/29/23 13:45:25] Lenny_ got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:41:34 from level 64.
[05/29/23 14:13:16] joes met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:18 from level 40.
[05/29/23 15:42:58] Chuck tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:18:33 towards level 74.
[05/29/23 16:01:05] Ecko hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:20:11 towards level 71.
[05/29/23 16:54:36] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:54 towards level 76.
[05/29/23 16:56:58] Arch found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:08:48 towards level 70.
[05/29/23 17:00:04] boscage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:49 towards level 47.
[05/29/23 17:41:56] nya got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:18:37 from level 75.
[05/29/23 17:41:56] Nysdar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:15:16 towards level 68.
[05/29/23 18:07:37] anarcat spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! anarcat's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/29/23 18:21:07] Arch had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:56:38 towards level 70.
[05/29/23 20:37:34] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:26 towards level 76.
[05/29/23 20:43:14] Puff was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:39:39 from level 76.
[05/29/23 21:11:41] pwae was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:38:58 from level 76.
[05/29/23 22:21:10] io spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! io's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/29/23 23:07:10] Theleveler was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:45:51 towards level 80.
[05/29/23 23:07:22] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:24:54 towards level 74.
[05/29/23 23:23:20] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:15:58 towards level 73.
[05/29/23 23:28:30] aqsd's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! aqsd's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/29/23 23:49:04] dax tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:14 towards level 52.
[05/30/23 00:30:24] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:43:28 towards level 71.
[05/30/23 00:46:45] megubyte was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:53:38 from level 67.
[05/30/23 02:45:10] Destruia was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:33:22 from level 72.
[05/30/23 03:04:26] Sario was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:41:21 towards level 64.
[05/30/23 03:14:07] m00m00 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:25 towards level 40.
[05/30/23 03:21:57] boscage has dealt Gorek a Critical Strike! 4 days, 18:50:04 is added to Gorek's clock.
[05/30/23 03:41:07] Forud walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:36:46 from level 75.
[05/30/23 03:42:08] EddieT137 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:28:50 from level 70.
[05/30/23 04:02:27] canton7 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:31:01 from level 75.
[05/30/23 04:06:16] V reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! V's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/30/23 04:19:49] Covid-19 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:43:24 from level 76.
[05/30/23 04:29:42] Dan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:52:36 from level 58.
[05/30/23 04:40:30] Andrio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:32:45 towards level 72.
[05/30/23 05:27:00] Minus slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Minus's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/30/23 06:05:05] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:07 towards level 76.
[05/30/23 06:20:48] t3chn0 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:19:12 towards level 76.
[05/30/23 06:25:43] Dan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:40 towards level 58.
[05/30/23 06:48:12] Nysdar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:43:19 towards level 68.
[05/30/23 06:57:27] Ganonk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:57 towards level 58.
[05/30/23 07:23:34] Ankhers was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:12:36 towards level 72.
[05/30/23 08:00:48] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:43:37 towards level 72.
[05/30/23 08:50:19] d4n13L got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:17:29 towards level 75.
[05/30/23 09:07:16] bfft found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:28 towards level 55.
[05/30/23 09:26:00] kinus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kinus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/30/23 09:35:39] cadfael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:41:30 towards level 71.
[05/30/23 09:40:43] Przemek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:24 towards level 53.
[05/30/23 09:42:28] Ganonk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:02 from level 58.
[05/30/23 09:47:47] ahmubashshir was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:55:30 from level 66.
[05/30/23 11:15:37] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:22 towards level 80.
[05/30/23 11:24:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Berserker's tunic! Berserker's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/30/23 11:44:05] enteral was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:58 towards level 64.
[05/30/23 12:23:32] The local wizard imbued JigmeDatse's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JigmeDatse's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/30/23 13:13:35] confunctius tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:21 towards level 59.
[05/30/23 13:34:16] hdm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:03:09 towards level 81.
[05/30/23 15:50:09] gideonstar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:19 towards level 36.
[05/30/23 15:58:54] anarcat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:36:01 from level 79.
[05/30/23 16:27:52] m00m00 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:57 towards level 40.
[05/30/23 16:28:38] arkie's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! arkie's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/30/23 17:10:41] aqsd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:48:45 towards level 75.
[05/30/23 18:29:01] joes ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:47 from level 40.
[05/30/23 20:19:40] Przemek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:40 towards level 53.
[05/30/23 20:57:34] Ka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:15 towards level 34.
[05/30/23 21:03:57] The local wizard imbued zbe's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zbe's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/30/23 21:10:05] gusto's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gusto's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/30/23 22:42:57] alexlehm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:08:31 towards level 55.
[05/30/23 22:58:19] Tabmow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:36:30 towards level 68.
[05/31/23 00:23:51] Minus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:06 towards level 67.
[05/31/23 00:46:41] Asara ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:21:52 from level 78.
[05/31/23 00:56:01] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:05:31 towards level 71.
[05/31/23 01:27:56] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:45:59 towards level 77.
[05/31/23 01:36:37] jacob1's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jacob1's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/23 01:41:44] CodeGeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:00:00 towards level 77.
[05/31/23 02:02:10] Daikojun bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:35 towards level 49.
[05/31/23 02:29:52] GRIZZLYMAN hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:20:27 towards level 57.
[05/31/23 02:45:16] DontEvenPeek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:53:50 from level 56.
[05/31/23 02:48:20] Mat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Mat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/31/23 03:43:25] CodeGeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:38 towards level 77.
[05/31/23 03:50:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cirdan's tunic! Cirdan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/23 04:12:48] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:11 towards level 76.
[05/31/23 05:06:00] dax ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:00:24 from level 52.
[05/31/23 05:18:51] "\@_'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! "\@_'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/23 05:33:39] The local wizard imbued Sombra's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sombra's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/23 05:55:44] MELOONi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:53:01 towards level 74.
[05/31/23 06:04:25] Cockatrice had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:31:24 towards level 67.
[05/31/23 06:27:55] misha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:05 towards level 80.
[05/31/23 06:30:22] bobvador discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:28 towards level 76.
[05/31/23 06:56:50] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:07:10 towards level 71.
[05/31/23 07:12:38] bsleep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:04:37 towards level 75.
[05/31/23 07:24:17] style discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:58:34 towards level 67.
[05/31/23 07:26:17] TimWolla has dealt idleevil a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:36:57 is added to idleevil's clock.
[05/31/23 07:31:39] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:25 towards level 78.
[05/31/23 07:35:10] boscage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:55 towards level 47.
[05/31/23 07:55:33] Nysdar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:37 towards level 68.
[05/31/23 08:26:41] Nuae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:37:42 from level 64.
[05/31/23 08:33:39] Drin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:02:10 from level 71.
[05/31/23 08:37:16] Arch hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:16:56 towards level 70.
[05/31/23 08:49:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tswsl's tunic! tswsl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/23 09:36:27] Dan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:43 towards level 58.
[05/31/23 10:16:12] arkie got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:10 towards level 52.
[05/31/23 11:16:32] Bolded ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:58:13 from level 71.
[05/31/23 11:42:52] Sario ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:05:16 from level 64.
[05/31/23 12:23:36] _sh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 02:49:10 from level 79.
[05/31/23 14:05:28] pfoley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:23 towards level 71.
[05/31/23 14:15:42] Zed_Spiker was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:03:20 from level 41.
[05/31/23 14:33:58] gradator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:11 towards level 76.
[05/31/23 15:04:53] HellSpawn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:37:42 towards level 73.
[05/31/23 15:30:43] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:50:47 towards level 76.
[05/31/23 16:19:56] buzel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:09:05 towards level 80.
[05/31/23 17:09:01] Omega was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:37 towards level 72.
[05/31/23 17:09:55] Techman's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Techman's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/23 17:34:24] Koffa got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:10:45 from level 76.
[05/31/23 19:44:48] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:39:56 towards level 71.
[05/31/23 19:49:28] dbx12 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:33 towards level 52.
[05/31/23 20:06:43] Kachin was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:39:59 from level 73.
[05/31/23 20:07:49] tsr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:33 towards level 72.
[05/31/23 20:31:52] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:21:26 towards level 78.
[05/31/23 20:41:57] Fehu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:50:43 towards level 70.
[05/31/23 21:02:57] VonToutCourt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:13 towards level 75.
[05/31/23 21:45:28] alexlehm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:00:54 from level 55.
[05/31/23 22:25:09] KingPimpCommand found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:05 towards level 49.
[05/31/23 22:27:42] The local wizard imbued jacob1's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jacob1's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/23 23:16:51] StalkR bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:11 towards level 76.
[05/31/23 23:45:22] MELOONi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:46:45 towards level 74.
[06/01/23 01:16:54] Techman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:34 towards level 80.
[06/01/23 01:24:47] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:09 towards level 72.
[06/01/23 01:29:24] CodeGeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:51 towards level 77.
[06/01/23 03:00:26] SirBummelz ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:14:44 from level 69.
[06/01/23 03:16:57] Bluedog slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Bluedog's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/01/23 03:33:04] happymeal met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:12 from level 49.
[06/01/23 03:46:43] Ka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:19 towards level 35.
[06/01/23 04:11:45] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:19 towards level 78.
[06/01/23 04:17:57] medivh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:53 towards level 46.
[06/01/23 05:29:22] freeboson was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:06 from level 74.
[06/01/23 05:36:18] Gorek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:04:33 towards level 79.
[06/01/23 05:38:51] DontEvenPeek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:34 towards level 56.
[06/01/23 06:12:38] gildarts gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:04:59 towards level 72.
[06/01/23 06:16:12] MetaNova got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:49:09 towards level 77.
[06/01/23 06:46:43] TimWolla was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:01:57 towards level 82.
[06/01/23 07:37:10] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:59:10 towards level 74.
[06/01/23 08:23:48] vadas found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:39:34 towards level 59.
[06/01/23 08:47:53] shikhin was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:34:08 from level 79.
[06/01/23 09:43:55] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:28:51 towards level 72.
[06/01/23 10:43:55] ChowderKeg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 04:38:11 from level 80.
[06/01/23 11:33:51] dyvonna has dealt gideonstar a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:09:28 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[06/01/23 11:40:23] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:57 towards level 71.
[06/01/23 12:13:31] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:10 towards level 76.
[06/01/23 12:18:14] dyvonna was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:11 towards level 70.
[06/01/23 12:26:25] laama hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:57:22 towards level 78.
[06/01/23 13:00:32] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:27 towards level 76.
[06/01/23 13:50:41] BenDover bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:47 towards level 57.
[06/01/23 14:13:19] Bolded gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:13:02 towards level 71.
[06/01/23 14:25:12] Mat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:01 towards level 52.
[06/01/23 14:30:23] Covid-19 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:27:10 towards level 76.
[06/01/23 15:00:34] Paganel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:24 towards level 74.
[06/01/23 15:22:24] Sombra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sombra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/01/23 15:36:24] Techman walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:53:16 from level 80.
[06/01/23 15:48:08] Sombra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:10:44 towards level 79.
[06/01/23 15:50:45] Fenrik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:43:37 towards level 77.
[06/01/23 16:19:33] The local wizard imbued GilbertErik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GilbertErik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/01/23 17:31:02] nawcom found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:21 towards level 71.
[06/01/23 17:41:58] "\@_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:38 towards level 76.
[06/01/23 17:42:34] arkie discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:55 towards level 53.
[06/01/23 18:19:16] Lenny_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:32 towards level 64.
[06/01/23 18:26:35] nawcom was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:07 towards level 71.
[06/01/23 19:19:26] Chuck had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:11:29 towards level 74.
[06/01/23 19:26:40] Bluedog tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:58:22 towards level 71.
[06/01/23 20:59:33] gideonstar has dealt Chuck a Critical Strike! 4 days, 04:02:55 is added to Chuck's clock.
[06/01/23 21:16:03] noex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:32:30 towards level 61.
[06/01/23 21:22:53] GilbertErik ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:15:47 from level 69.
[06/01/23 21:48:58] IFireflyl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:47 from level 46.
[06/01/23 22:00:37] confunctius bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:31:01 towards level 59.
[06/01/23 22:44:07] megubyte found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:57:24 towards level 67.
[06/01/23 22:45:04] mordac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:50:13 towards level 74.
[06/01/23 23:14:23] GilbertErik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:24:12 towards level 69.
[06/02/23 00:50:59] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:17:55 towards level 81.
[06/02/23 01:58:27] megubyte bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:58:11 towards level 67.
[06/02/23 02:06:14] idleevil slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! idleevil's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/02/23 02:22:27] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:22:42 towards level 70.
[06/02/23 03:34:52] Ungoliant caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:19:35 towards level 67.
[06/02/23 04:35:45] Lord255 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:05:23 from level 77.
[06/02/23 05:28:27] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:39:31 towards level 80.
[06/02/23 05:49:22] soltys's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! soltys's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/23 05:57:02] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:41 towards level 80.
[06/02/23 06:02:18] hdm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:15:15 from level 81.
[06/02/23 06:39:51] Fenrik was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:53:22 from level 77.
[06/02/23 06:42:52] Andrio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:00:59 towards level 72.
[06/02/23 07:09:40] exergy met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:48 from level 48.
[06/02/23 07:31:33] ufo-piloot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:53:29 from level 59.
[06/02/23 07:36:25] Bolded found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:34:27 towards level 71.
[06/02/23 08:11:21] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:39:34 towards level 80.
[06/02/23 08:38:52] vadas was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:32:09 from level 59.
[06/02/23 09:09:02] gideonstar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:00 towards level 38.
[06/02/23 09:38:30] drahthaar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:58 towards level 82.
[06/02/23 11:26:45] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:45:32 towards level 74.
[06/02/23 11:30:55] Cockatrice tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:33 towards level 67.
[06/02/23 11:40:57] pants tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:53:04 towards level 76.
[06/02/23 11:52:30] ahmubashshir ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:45:14 from level 66.
[06/02/23 12:38:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SuzakuMedli's tunic! SuzakuMedli's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/23 14:10:40] n0ssh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:39:45 towards level 57.
[06/02/23 14:13:08] Ecko ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:00:24 from level 71.
[06/02/23 14:21:43] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:30 towards level 57.
[06/02/23 14:59:33] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:50 towards level 73.
[06/02/23 16:42:57] nawcom got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:17 from level 71.
[06/02/23 17:28:31] cadfael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:29:51 towards level 71.
[06/02/23 17:28:43] Cockatrice reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Cockatrice's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/23 19:05:31] The local wizard imbued TimWolla's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TimWolla's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/23 20:07:09] GilbertErik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:39:50 towards level 69.
[06/02/23 20:24:34] Fenrik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:16:40 towards level 77.
[06/02/23 21:22:13] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:35:49 towards level 74.
[06/02/23 21:43:06] Sombra's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sombra's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/23 21:47:49] dyvonna was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:18 towards level 70.
[06/02/23 22:05:36] freeboson ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:45:52 from level 75.
[06/02/23 22:30:47] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:38:44 towards level 83.
[06/02/23 22:51:19] Tenorman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:23:05 towards level 71.
[06/02/23 23:20:59] ahmubashshir was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:27:41 from level 66.
[06/02/23 23:26:09] MELOONi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:25:35 towards level 74.
[06/03/23 00:15:06] buzel's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! buzel's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/03/23 00:38:26] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:54 towards level 74.
[06/03/23 01:54:15] ToHellWithGA has dealt Destruia a Critical Strike! 8 days, 13:54:41 is added to Destruia's clock.
[06/03/23 02:15:05] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:15:46 towards level 80.
[06/03/23 03:00:55] Ka was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:30 from level 36.
[06/03/23 03:01:31] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:32 towards level 72.
[06/03/23 03:32:08] nya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:22 towards level 75.
[06/03/23 03:50:39] tass caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:26 towards level 36.
[06/03/23 03:52:28] TimeWarp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:19:29 from level 66.
[06/03/23 04:52:10] Andrio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:09:34 towards level 72.
[06/03/23 05:43:18] Abe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:37:11 from level 70.
[06/03/23 06:23:06] thornrag reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! thornrag's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/03/23 07:47:14] Techman reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Techman's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/03/23 08:27:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on JigmeDatse's tunic! JigmeDatse's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/03/23 09:01:30] Russell found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:22 towards level 69.
[06/03/23 09:04:21] Andrio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:58:53 towards level 72.
[06/03/23 09:14:08] HeavyPodda was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:25:17 from level 73.
[06/03/23 09:18:12] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:18:33 towards level 73.
[06/03/23 09:20:28] KindOne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:35:02 towards level 70.
[06/03/23 10:01:13] Daikojun discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:51 towards level 50.
[06/03/23 10:01:25] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on megubyte's tunic! megubyte's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/03/23 10:43:01] misha was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:59:00 from level 81.
[06/03/23 11:11:05] BastelBot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:33:32 towards level 78.
[06/03/23 11:35:32] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:03 towards level 78.
[06/03/23 11:35:47] vegadark has dealt Warson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:26:30 is added to Warson's clock.
[06/03/23 11:45:43] gusto found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:12:56 towards level 62.
[06/03/23 11:50:59] Tenorman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:53 towards level 71.
[06/03/23 13:17:32] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:53 towards level 66.
[06/03/23 13:58:01] Reilly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:56:39 towards level 63.
[06/03/23 14:06:15] SirBummelz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:33 towards level 69.
[06/03/23 14:44:21] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:03 towards level 79.
[06/03/23 15:19:56] Daikojun found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:20 towards level 50.
[06/03/23 15:25:39] d4n13L caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:35:57 towards level 75.
[06/03/23 17:05:05] "\@_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:32 towards level 76.
[06/03/23 17:06:44] Bolded discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:01 towards level 71.
[06/03/23 17:44:28] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:27:38 towards level 72.
[06/03/23 18:45:50] thornrag hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:44:48 towards level 74.
[06/03/23 20:04:33] alephnull found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:09 towards level 49.
[06/03/23 20:22:58] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:09:13 towards level 71.
[06/03/23 20:36:16] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:05:26 towards level 81.
[06/03/23 20:41:08] particleflux has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:16:19 is added to kenyon's clock.
[06/03/23 21:04:19] Gangsterish was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:44:41 from level 50.
[06/03/23 21:18:30] Chuck had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:50:50 towards level 74.
[06/03/23 21:54:17] canton7 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:30:56 towards level 75.
[06/03/23 22:01:51] The local wizard imbued rawgreaze's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! rawgreaze's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/03/23 22:34:07] gusto was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:46:09 from level 62.
[06/03/23 22:58:54] aqsd has dealt Reilly a Critical Strike! 4 days, 22:43:21 is added to Reilly's clock.
[06/03/23 23:01:37] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:44 towards level 66.
[06/03/23 23:29:46] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:08:57 from level 80.
[06/04/23 01:15:40] Lord255 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:54:49 from level 77.
[06/04/23 01:42:26] damyan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:53:00 towards level 72.
[06/04/23 01:57:20] dyvonna found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:42:44 towards level 71.
[06/04/23 02:16:15] yano tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:43:07 towards level 77.
[06/04/23 02:54:27] idlegood fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:02:42 from level 67.
[06/04/23 02:59:37] Jens was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:24:02 from level 70.
[06/04/23 03:29:32] brycec gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:45:57 towards level 70.
[06/04/23 03:36:34] Sherpard2 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:16:48 towards level 66.
[06/04/23 04:26:59] laama caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:15:28 towards level 78.
[06/04/23 04:46:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on alephnull's tunic! alephnull's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/04/23 05:34:36] DontEvenPeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:31 towards level 56.
[06/04/23 05:47:06] Ungoliant was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:37:18 towards level 67.
[06/04/23 06:03:28] sky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:55:13 towards level 76.
[06/04/23 06:43:49] Ganonk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:29:17 towards level 59.
[06/04/23 07:08:06] aqsd was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:01:52 from level 75.
[06/04/23 07:24:19] medivh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! medivh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/04/23 07:35:06] Tabmow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:13:28 towards level 68.
[06/04/23 08:16:27] DontEvenPeek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:35 towards level 56.
[06/04/23 08:58:28] Tenorman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:16:35 towards level 71.
[06/04/23 09:59:18] VonToutCourt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:50:25 towards level 76.
[06/04/23 10:14:54] IFireflyl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:06 towards level 47.
[06/04/23 11:24:23] KingPimpCommand ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:16:57 from level 49.
[06/04/23 11:33:31] JigmeDatse hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:15:31 towards level 68.
[06/04/23 11:49:07] Ungoliant's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Ungoliant's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/04/23 11:49:20] yano bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:02:17 towards level 77.
[06/04/23 13:18:45] DrinkyBird ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:59:32 from level 78.
[06/04/23 13:40:08] scumola reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! scumola's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/04/23 13:55:27] Fenrik was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:31:41 from level 77.
[06/04/23 13:59:57] MELOONi ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:13:06 from level 74.
[06/04/23 14:13:49] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:06 towards level 78.
[06/04/23 14:23:30] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:17:28 towards level 78.
[06/04/23 14:32:53] Thorael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:56:29 towards level 76.
[06/04/23 14:35:36] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:31:23 towards level 79.
[06/04/23 15:22:01] gusto discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:49:44 towards level 62.
[06/04/23 15:41:09] Tangles had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:02:15 towards level 74.
[06/04/23 16:08:48] style bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:22:27 towards level 67.
[06/04/23 16:18:06] Chuck caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:54:00 towards level 74.
[06/04/23 17:02:37] noex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:31:55 towards level 61.
[06/04/23 17:09:33] bobvador was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:13 from level 76.
[06/04/23 18:15:19] Jens met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:00:43 from level 70.
[06/04/23 18:30:28] Ganonk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:37:46 towards level 59.
[06/04/23 18:33:11] CompanionCube bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:08:57 towards level 79.
[06/04/23 18:36:03] Pricey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:03 towards level 68.
[06/04/23 18:48:36] ToHellWithGA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:58 towards level 78.
[06/04/23 19:03:27] ToHellWithGA has dealt Jens a Critical Strike! 17 days, 06:25:29 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/04/23 20:28:58] confunctius found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:58:49 towards level 59.
[06/04/23 20:29:58] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:13 towards level 74.
[06/04/23 20:32:13] Wolf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:48:36 towards level 79.
[06/04/23 21:00:10] Nuae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:04 towards level 64.
[06/04/23 21:25:29] KingPimpCommand found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:43 towards level 49.
[06/04/23 21:38:38] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:49 from level 76.
[06/04/23 21:39:26] Covid-19 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:51:46 from level 76.
[06/04/23 22:29:26] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:21:08 towards level 79.
[06/04/23 22:37:40] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:46:29 towards level 68.
[06/04/23 23:00:33] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:07:44 towards level 78.
[06/04/23 23:03:07] enteral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:31 towards level 64.
[06/04/23 23:08:11] pfoley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:19 towards level 71.
[06/05/23 00:26:44] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:34 towards level 70.
[06/05/23 00:56:09] Carl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:37:06 from level 76.
[06/05/23 01:26:25] JamCow was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:40:42 from level 77.
[06/05/23 02:20:42] Nysdar fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:39:39 from level 68.
[06/05/23 02:39:43] eising found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:19:25 towards level 77.
[06/05/23 04:10:57] Andrio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:55:15 towards level 72.
[06/05/23 04:35:17] IFireflyl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:30 towards level 48.
[06/05/23 04:38:26] brycec gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:45:55 towards level 70.
[06/05/23 05:00:28] Lnk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:20:24 towards level 84.
[06/05/23 05:28:16] Omega was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:19:38 towards level 73.
[06/05/23 05:52:29] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:44:01 towards level 78.
[06/05/23 05:53:41] Sorin spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sorin's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/05/23 06:46:31] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:35:13 towards level 76.
[06/05/23 06:47:13] eroc1990 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! eroc1990's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/23 07:32:31] pwae reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pwae's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/23 08:40:03] Mat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Mat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/23 08:55:50] spex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:25:01 towards level 75.
[06/05/23 08:56:45] enteral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:03 towards level 64.
[06/05/23 08:59:48] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:41:45 towards level 71.
[06/05/23 09:17:31] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:22:51 towards level 70.
[06/05/23 09:19:07] Blohsh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:09:44 from level 47.
[06/05/23 10:51:41] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:25:15 towards level 83.
[06/05/23 11:12:31] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:34:29 towards level 76.
[06/05/23 11:46:32] ahmubashshir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:10:18 towards level 66.
[06/05/23 11:55:16] pants was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:56:47 towards level 76.
[06/05/23 11:58:56] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:46:54 towards level 81.
[06/05/23 13:06:24] Stevland gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:14 towards level 74.
[06/05/23 13:19:31] JigmeDatse found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:49:03 towards level 68.
[06/05/23 13:35:51] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:14:04 towards level 80.
[06/05/23 13:48:57] Silvanus_Betrium discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:30:17 towards level 70.
[06/05/23 14:18:24] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:29:55 towards level 80.
[06/05/23 16:01:46] kzootech hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:33:48 towards level 67.
[06/05/23 16:25:57] Berserker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:05:48 towards level 59.
[06/05/23 17:00:44] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:42:44 towards level 73.
[06/05/23 18:19:51] GRIZZLYMAN bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:27:46 towards level 57.
[06/05/23 20:17:22] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:53 towards level 71.
[06/05/23 21:04:13] Techman was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:16 from level 80.
[06/05/23 22:12:25] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:29 towards level 78.
[06/05/23 22:45:34] Wolf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:53:18 towards level 79.
[06/05/23 22:56:01] buzel was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 13:31:45 from level 80.
[06/05/23 23:28:29] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:31 towards level 76.
[06/05/23 23:39:49] Garg burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Garg's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/06/23 00:14:05] solarsparq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:37:16 towards level 64.
[06/06/23 00:26:34] The local wizard imbued ChowderKeg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ChowderKeg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/23 00:34:21] The local wizard imbued gradator's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gradator's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/23 01:59:21] style gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:28 towards level 67.
[06/06/23 02:07:59] CompanionCube got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:07:16 towards level 79.
[06/06/23 03:50:41] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:45 towards level 58.
[06/06/23 03:59:16] Drin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:01:03 towards level 71.
[06/06/23 04:12:08] Abe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:01 towards level 70.
[06/06/23 04:33:29] HellSpawn reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! HellSpawn's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/23 04:40:51] Andrio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:26 towards level 72.
[06/06/23 06:05:55] CodeGeek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:50:09 from level 78.
[06/06/23 06:16:09] olsner had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:54 towards level 49.
[06/06/23 06:22:20] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:34 towards level 78.
[06/06/23 06:48:17] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:26:29 towards level 58.
[06/06/23 07:13:09] Ankhers met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:51:12 from level 72.
[06/06/23 07:33:11] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:01:46 towards level 70.
[06/06/23 07:38:36] eroc1990 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:53:09 towards level 60.
[06/06/23 08:09:19] Feras bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:25 towards level 52.
[06/06/23 08:30:48] EddieT137 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:29 towards level 70.
[06/06/23 09:17:20] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:56:38 towards level 79.
[06/06/23 10:38:42] Silvanus_Betrium bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:10:17 towards level 70.
[06/06/23 11:09:13] caeli slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! caeli's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/06/23 11:36:47] Chuck was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:49:43 from level 74.
[06/06/23 11:42:03] Aksej found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:18 towards level 72.
[06/06/23 12:52:58] Stevland gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:37 towards level 74.
[06/06/23 13:04:58] yNos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:43:15 towards level 71.
[06/06/23 13:58:26] EddieT137 has dealt _sh a Critical Strike! 5 days, 23:00:24 is added to _sh's clock.
[06/06/23 14:05:52] Gangsterish's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Gangsterish's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/23 14:11:29] dax had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:34 towards level 52.
[06/06/23 14:17:46] medivh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:11:46 from level 47.
[06/06/23 14:43:07] CompanionCube was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:24 towards level 79.
[06/06/23 17:53:01] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:22 towards level 66.
[06/06/23 18:33:41] V reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! V's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/23 19:34:31] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:17:25 towards level 73.
[06/06/23 20:00:20] blabber walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:09:59 from level 76.
[06/06/23 20:10:37] style gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:47:30 towards level 67.
[06/06/23 21:54:55] KingPimpCommand has dealt megubyte a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:01:19 is added to megubyte's clock.
[06/06/23 22:02:10] anarcat has dealt eroc1990 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:52:30 is added to eroc1990's clock.
[06/06/23 22:46:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Yarosh's tunic! Yarosh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/23 22:54:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Berserker's tunic! Berserker's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/23 22:57:49] Affliction's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Affliction's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/06/23 23:14:12] Techman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:17 towards level 80.
[06/06/23 23:21:13] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:33:49 towards level 70.
[06/06/23 23:22:14] Minus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:16 towards level 68.
[06/06/23 23:56:23] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:39:47 towards level 78.
[06/07/23 00:01:30] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:29 towards level 76.
[06/07/23 01:03:12] tsr was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:51:14 from level 72.
[06/07/23 01:30:28] tass burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! tass's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/23 02:02:27] drahthaar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:47:11 from level 83.
[06/07/23 02:27:50] washclof found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:26:27 towards level 83.
[06/07/23 02:45:06] jaxson's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! jaxson's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/23 03:40:16] Fenrik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:34:44 towards level 77.
[06/07/23 03:48:30] pants was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:06:01 from level 76.
[06/07/23 04:28:03] solarsparq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:51:24 towards level 64.
[06/07/23 04:29:10] anarcat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! anarcat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/23 04:51:52] dbx12 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:14 towards level 52.
[06/07/23 04:57:14] tass was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:21 towards level 38.
[06/07/23 06:36:15] The local wizard imbued tass's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tass's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/23 06:57:41] Omega found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:40:07 towards level 73.
[06/07/23 07:05:46] damyan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:19 towards level 72.
[06/07/23 07:09:56] tswsl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:26:55 towards level 79.
[06/07/23 08:04:36] Jens has dealt Ganonk a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:09:44 is added to Ganonk's clock.
[06/07/23 10:42:30] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:04 towards level 78.
[06/07/23 11:29:20] The local wizard imbued d4n13L's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! d4n13L's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/23 11:39:28] A_Dragon spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! A_Dragon's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/23 11:52:22] Nuae walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:27:20 from level 65.
[06/07/23 12:27:45] Ankhers gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:49:53 towards level 72.
[06/07/23 12:52:04] JigmeDatse bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:18:46 towards level 68.
[06/07/23 12:53:52] Ungoliant caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:46 towards level 67.
[06/07/23 12:59:45] GRIZZLYMAN found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:53:48 towards level 57.
[06/07/23 13:17:40] boscage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:37 towards level 48.
[06/07/23 15:58:43] kptr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:52:13 towards level 77.
[06/07/23 16:11:16] blabber was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:51:09 towards level 76.
[06/07/23 16:36:19] Notir has dealt "\@_ a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:20:55 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[06/07/23 16:37:44] gegenschein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:37 towards level 72.
[06/07/23 16:54:12] ufo-piloot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:22:41 from level 59.
[06/07/23 17:17:35] eising walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:57:36 from level 77.
[06/07/23 18:22:11] signofzeta hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 22:50:23 towards level 70.
[06/07/23 18:32:49] Lnk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:17:57 towards level 84.
[06/07/23 18:41:48] pwae was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:17:20 from level 77.
[06/07/23 18:41:58] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:30:05 towards level 76.
[06/07/23 18:51:30] Ankhers was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:31:46 towards level 72.
[06/07/23 19:02:24] \dev\ice had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:08:13 towards level 58.
[06/07/23 20:18:54] ukleinek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:42:52 from level 72.
[06/07/23 20:23:49] Covid-19 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:04:11 towards level 76.
[06/07/23 20:33:10] CompanionCube bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:10:18 towards level 79.
[06/07/23 20:49:26] damyan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:51 towards level 72.
[06/07/23 20:54:48] Kachin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:07:39 towards level 73.
[06/07/23 21:20:25] GRIZZLYMAN gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:18:51 towards level 57.
[06/07/23 22:32:57] KingPimpCommand was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:50 from level 49.
[06/07/23 23:12:35] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:31 towards level 72.
[06/08/23 01:29:50] Silvanus_Betrium found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:07:23 towards level 70.
[06/08/23 01:35:42] BastelBot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:38:11 from level 78.
[06/08/23 02:13:11] DontEvenPeek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:08 from level 56.
[06/08/23 02:40:00] pfoley's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pfoley's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/23 02:54:33] idleevil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:30 towards level 65.
[06/08/23 03:09:16] TimeWarp has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 3 days, 13:16:28 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/08/23 03:19:12] KindOne was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:53:44 from level 70.
[06/08/23 03:53:44] gradator was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 23:29:00 from level 77.
[06/08/23 05:12:28] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gradator's tunic! gradator's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/23 05:31:39] KingPimpCommand bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:23 towards level 50.
[06/08/23 05:54:40] Kurenai ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:13:52 from level 68.
[06/08/23 06:00:48] jayvee caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:35:07 towards level 76.
[06/08/23 06:18:10] slim tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:08 towards level 65.
[06/08/23 06:40:57] yNos was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:24:14 towards level 71.
[06/08/23 07:18:16] Drin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:19:48 from level 71.
[06/08/23 08:04:26] sc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:35:52 towards level 81.
[06/08/23 08:49:44] Daikojun had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:48 towards level 50.
[06/08/23 08:54:54] boscage was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:43:58 from level 48.
[06/08/23 09:43:27] megubyte walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:12:00 from level 67.
[06/08/23 09:55:42] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:28 towards level 77.
[06/08/23 10:49:13] GRIZZLYMAN discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:45:24 towards level 57.
[06/08/23 11:18:53] signofzeta walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:10:55 from level 70.
[06/08/23 11:34:34] idlegood was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:45:52 towards level 67.
[06/08/23 11:36:01] canton7 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:14:22 towards level 75.
[06/08/23 13:31:16] KingPimpCommand was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:40:10 from level 50.
[06/08/23 14:07:49] Acolarh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:21:39 from level 78.
[06/08/23 14:24:47] cadfael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:44:45 towards level 71.
[06/08/23 14:44:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on enteral's tunic! enteral's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/23 15:49:28] CodeB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:12:48 towards level 56.
[06/08/23 15:55:41] Asara's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Asara's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/23 16:08:17] Lenny_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:30 towards level 64.
[06/08/23 16:56:05] The local wizard imbued Warson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Warson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/23 16:57:54] dwfreed was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:12:44 towards level 81.
[06/08/23 17:49:07] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:25:09 towards level 72.
[06/08/23 17:56:11] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:10 towards level 80.
[06/08/23 18:01:28] Khorne met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:09:38 from level 81.
[06/08/23 19:17:47] signofzeta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:38:22 towards level 70.
[06/08/23 21:09:33] damyan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:13 towards level 72.
[06/08/23 21:10:30] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:06:53 towards level 72.
[06/08/23 21:26:11] medivh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:38 towards level 47.
[06/08/23 21:52:56] alephnull tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:30 towards level 49.
[06/08/23 21:56:58] Kachin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:36:40 towards level 73.
[06/08/23 22:25:19] gideonstar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:17 towards level 41.
[06/08/23 22:25:52] Warson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:49 towards level 37.
[06/08/23 22:31:30] happymeal was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:53 from level 49.
[06/08/23 22:56:33] EddieT137 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! EddieT137's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/23 23:04:56] io was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:51 towards level 80.
[06/08/23 23:15:04] eroc1990 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:46:26 from level 60.
[06/08/23 23:47:28] The local wizard imbued style's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! style's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/23 23:52:59] Wam slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Wam's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/08/23 23:59:07] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:00:19 towards level 77.
[06/09/23 00:11:34] Sombra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:49:02 towards level 79.
[06/09/23 00:28:57] Neil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:51:18 towards level 56.
[06/09/23 01:11:57] Omega found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:26:34 towards level 73.
[06/09/23 01:14:37] Crazycatlady discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:26:44 towards level 76.
[06/09/23 01:26:13] _sh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:27:56 from level 79.
[06/09/23 01:27:40] thornrag was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:22:00 from level 74.
[06/09/23 01:28:04] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:37:39 towards level 77.
[06/09/23 03:01:00] DrinkyBird ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:41:20 from level 78.
[06/09/23 04:09:13] Bolded was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:36 from level 71.
[06/09/23 04:46:13] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:05:14 towards level 76.
[06/09/23 04:47:14] SirBummelz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:39:04 towards level 70.
[06/09/23 05:01:29] happymeal found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:46:03 towards level 50.
[06/09/23 06:01:20] unicron was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:34:23 from level 68.
[06/09/23 06:01:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on VonToutCourt's tunic! VonToutCourt's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/23 06:54:45] bsleep was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:44:51 from level 75.
[06/09/23 08:16:57] Silvanus_Betrium caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:24 towards level 70.
[06/09/23 09:56:59] bsleep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:05:40 towards level 75.
[06/09/23 10:31:27] ufo-piloot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:17:07 towards level 59.
[06/09/23 10:53:48] The local wizard imbued ZOTTA's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ZOTTA's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/23 11:25:32] gideonstar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:55 towards level 41.
[06/09/23 11:36:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on caeli's tunic! caeli's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/23 11:44:19] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:49 towards level 76.
[06/09/23 12:43:06] MELOONi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:55:26 towards level 74.
[06/09/23 13:21:49] Minus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:48 towards level 68.
[06/09/23 13:33:45] sky found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:28 towards level 76.
[06/09/23 13:45:12] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:23:47 towards level 75.
[06/09/23 14:17:14] jayvee was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:12:24 from level 76.
[06/09/23 14:23:45] Chuck was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:40 towards level 74.
[06/09/23 15:25:35] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:05:15 towards level 80.
[06/09/23 16:05:27] tsr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:58:47 towards level 73.
[06/09/23 16:57:50] bookworm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:34 from level 71.
[06/09/23 17:06:40] style discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:03 towards level 67.
[06/09/23 17:09:17] tswsl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:17:49 towards level 79.
[06/09/23 17:19:05] freeboson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:02:27 towards level 75.
[06/09/23 17:32:59] 0x00 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:43 towards level 45.
[06/09/23 18:03:36] Aksej's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Aksej's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/23 18:26:24] Gorek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:01:30 towards level 79.
[06/09/23 18:29:25] nawcom was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:03:25 from level 72.
[06/09/23 19:00:24] gusto found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:05 towards level 62.
[06/09/23 19:02:21] vegadark caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:48:12 towards level 80.
[06/09/23 20:26:35] anarcat burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! anarcat's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/09/23 20:31:18] gideonstar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:48 from level 41.
[06/09/23 20:47:52] kzootech hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:07:49 towards level 67.
[06/09/23 21:09:15] Fenrik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:04 towards level 77.
[06/09/23 21:20:51] apb met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:51 from level 74.
[06/09/23 21:26:10] MELOONi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:59:32 from level 74.
[06/09/23 22:43:59] ChowderKeg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:37:22 from level 80.
[06/09/23 22:58:54] CodeB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:49 towards level 56.
[06/09/23 23:05:53] Warson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:05 from level 38.
[06/09/23 23:18:47] MELOONi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:59:47 towards level 74.
[06/09/23 23:33:29] scumola tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:10 towards level 73.
[06/09/23 23:35:02] Berserker's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Berserker's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/23 23:42:52] megubyte gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:48 towards level 67.
[06/09/23 23:56:16] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:50 towards level 80.
[06/10/23 00:40:21] Chuck found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:21 towards level 74.
[06/10/23 00:41:12] Theleveler discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:47 towards level 80.
[06/10/23 01:20:34] bananaboat has dealt gideonstar a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:39:09 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[06/10/23 02:07:55] GRIZZLYMAN found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:15 towards level 57.
[06/10/23 02:25:57] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:06:39 towards level 71.
[06/10/23 02:43:44] dwfreed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:06:19 towards level 81.
[06/10/23 04:01:37] bobvador had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:37:49 towards level 77.
[06/10/23 04:11:39] Jens fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:55:53 from level 70.
[06/10/23 04:23:07] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/23 06:21:53] pwae has dealt Warson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:06:26 is added to Warson's clock.
[06/10/23 06:32:25] bookworm's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bookworm's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/23 07:28:01] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:47:53 towards level 70.
[06/10/23 07:38:55] Forud met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:32:35 from level 75.
[06/10/23 08:10:24] particleflux had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:53:25 towards level 53.
[06/10/23 08:27:29] Lord255 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:29:14 towards level 78.
[06/10/23 08:41:27] Daikojun found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:34:15 towards level 51.
[06/10/23 08:57:16] thornrag ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:04:47 from level 74.
[06/10/23 09:01:29] idleevil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:57 towards level 66.
[06/10/23 10:12:45] Nuae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:58:07 towards level 65.
[06/10/23 10:43:20] boogledoo has dealt slim a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:52:53 is added to slim's clock.
[06/10/23 11:36:53] Cirdan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:09:24 towards level 78.
[06/10/23 11:41:28] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:54 towards level 68.
[06/10/23 11:46:02] rawgreaze was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:25:17 from level 70.
[06/10/23 12:17:49] Zed_Spiker was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:28 from level 44.
[06/10/23 13:32:27] Notir was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:10:49 from level 71.
[06/10/23 13:49:57] gradator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:27:29 towards level 77.
[06/10/23 14:36:44] MetaNova was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:17:02 towards level 77.
[06/10/23 15:00:23] damyan has dealt nawcom a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:51:50 is added to nawcom's clock.
[06/10/23 15:03:12] The local wizard imbued ZOTTA's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ZOTTA's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/23 15:09:56] Tabmow ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:02 from level 68.
[06/10/23 15:18:01] Gorek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:28 towards level 79.
[06/10/23 15:57:14] hax404 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:21:32 towards level 75.
[06/10/23 16:12:45] ChowderKeg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:09:25 towards level 80.
[06/10/23 18:09:42] "\@_ found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:44 towards level 76.
[06/10/23 18:42:33] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:38:26 towards level 72.
[06/10/23 18:47:55] ahmubashshir was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:03:55 from level 66.
[06/10/23 19:04:57] olsner discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:36 towards level 50.
[06/10/23 19:38:26] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:49 towards level 75.
[06/10/23 20:32:42] scumola got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:59:14 towards level 73.
[06/10/23 21:31:17] ukleinek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ukleinek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/10/23 22:54:04] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:13:49 towards level 70.
[06/10/23 23:45:39] thornrag had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:23 towards level 74.
[06/10/23 23:49:49] Bluedog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:02 towards level 71.
[06/11/23 00:04:44] mordac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:05:00 towards level 75.
[06/11/23 00:33:55] Carl's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Carl's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/11/23 01:10:31] Ecko found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:30:59 towards level 72.
[06/11/23 02:21:49] ZOTTA fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:54:58 from level 69.
[06/11/23 02:40:35] dwfreed tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:28:01 towards level 81.
[06/11/23 02:40:50] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:54 towards level 75.
[06/11/23 03:16:40] bsleep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:02:35 towards level 75.
[06/11/23 03:41:27] allo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:04:58 towards level 79.
[06/11/23 03:43:10] Forud was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:46:34 towards level 75.
[06/11/23 04:47:38] enteral was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:01:50 towards level 65.
[06/11/23 05:48:24] megubyte caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:48:29 towards level 67.
[06/11/23 06:23:19] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:10:40 towards level 71.
[06/11/23 07:02:36] soltys ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:50:46 from level 80.
[06/11/23 07:05:58] DrinkyBird was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:07 from level 78.
[06/11/23 08:27:09] Carl was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:18:11 from level 77.
[06/11/23 09:15:22] The local wizard imbued blabber's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! blabber's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/23 09:32:29] Tangles discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:17 towards level 74.
[06/11/23 10:21:23] Gorek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:47:37 towards level 79.
[06/11/23 10:29:31] TheSilentLink caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:59:19 towards level 68.
[06/11/23 10:57:10] caeli was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:04:17 from level 79.
[06/11/23 12:10:27] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:58 towards level 72.
[06/11/23 12:12:28] CompanionCube ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:31:01 from level 79.
[06/11/23 12:25:10] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:11 towards level 79.
[06/11/23 13:00:06] RussellB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:48:01 towards level 76.
[06/11/23 13:11:42] idlegood tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:31 towards level 67.
[06/11/23 13:23:12] alephnull discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:17 towards level 50.
[06/11/23 14:54:06] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:52:15 towards level 77.
[06/11/23 15:28:27] CodeGeek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:09:30 towards level 78.
[06/11/23 16:31:46] vegadark discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:06:22 towards level 80.
[06/11/23 16:51:04] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:26:56 towards level 76.
[06/11/23 16:59:00] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:00:16 towards level 72.
[06/11/23 17:24:08] yano hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:30:10 towards level 78.
[06/11/23 20:06:44] The local wizard imbued Gorek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Gorek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/23 20:22:09] canton7 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:33:07 from level 75.
[06/11/23 20:39:17] yNos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:52 towards level 71.
[06/11/23 20:55:46] Ferris had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:17:40 towards level 61.
[06/11/23 21:03:51] The local wizard imbued Pricey's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Pricey's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/23 22:00:07] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:40:03 towards level 77.
[06/11/23 22:37:25] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:54:05 towards level 83.
[06/11/23 22:55:31] Russell got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:49:31 towards level 70.
[06/12/23 00:06:12] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:01:36 towards level 81.
[06/12/23 01:51:28] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:14:43 towards level 81.
[06/12/23 01:58:18] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:22:08 towards level 81.
[06/12/23 03:02:01] The local wizard imbued fstrelok's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! fstrelok's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/23 03:57:50] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:49:14 towards level 81.
[06/12/23 04:10:39] MadMan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:23:13 from level 72.
[06/12/23 04:30:06] megubyte got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:43 towards level 67.
[06/12/23 05:22:49] heisenbug fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:39:57 from level 80.
[06/12/23 05:33:37] Lenny_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:12:09 towards level 65.
[06/12/23 05:37:35] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:18:40 towards level 81.
[06/12/23 06:53:15] yano burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! yano's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/23 07:10:32] A_Dragon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:37:57 towards level 74.
[06/12/23 07:24:39] Aksej was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:49 towards level 72.
[06/12/23 08:14:53] Lenny_ was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:05:32 from level 65.
[06/12/23 08:18:24] vectr0n found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:54 towards level 66.
[06/12/23 08:41:31] Aksej caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:07 towards level 72.
[06/12/23 09:38:23] thornrag has dealt rawgreaze a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:03:46 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[06/12/23 09:51:00] CodeB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:06 towards level 56.
[06/12/23 10:41:03] alexlehm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:48 towards level 55.
[06/12/23 11:30:30] Warson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:40 towards level 39.
[06/12/23 11:58:19] Daikojun discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:03 towards level 51.
[06/12/23 12:39:29] Asara tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:32:25 towards level 78.
[06/12/23 13:09:08] Bolded was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:09:11 towards level 72.
[06/12/23 13:40:32] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:25:26 towards level 78.
[06/12/23 14:10:54] tsr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:25:44 towards level 73.
[06/12/23 14:46:58] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:03:24 towards level 77.
[06/12/23 14:53:03] laama found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:24 towards level 78.
[06/12/23 15:31:15] jayvee found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:52:17 towards level 76.
[06/12/23 15:59:10] theZoMBiE walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:59:17 from level 57.
[06/12/23 16:41:03] solarsparq was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:33 towards level 64.
[06/12/23 16:56:47] anarcat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:24:56 from level 80.
[06/12/23 18:18:40] Cockatrice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:10 towards level 67.
[06/12/23 18:25:57] Khorne reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Khorne's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/23 19:03:29] Ferris reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ferris's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/23 19:32:43] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:18:02 towards level 75.
[06/12/23 20:15:04] kenyon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:40:42 from level 79.
[06/12/23 20:40:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pfoley's tunic! pfoley's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/23 20:53:28] GilbertErik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:51:18 towards level 69.
[06/12/23 21:04:28] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:02:44 towards level 80.
[06/12/23 21:17:32] gusto was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:14 from level 62.
[06/12/23 21:27:35] bsleep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:08:04 towards level 75.
[06/12/23 22:33:15] vegadark spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! vegadark's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/23 23:06:30] ion was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:45:08 from level 81.
[06/12/23 23:29:14] caeli was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:20:26 from level 79.
[06/12/23 23:40:10] anarcat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:46:02 from level 80.
[06/12/23 23:54:27] _sh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! _sh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/23 01:53:43] Puff bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:34:02 towards level 76.
[06/13/23 02:32:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on A_Dragon's tunic! A_Dragon's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/23 02:40:23] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:17:41 towards level 75.
[06/13/23 03:12:57] style gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:50:55 towards level 68.
[06/13/23 03:49:09] bfft found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:22:20 towards level 56.
[06/13/23 05:14:08] VonToutCourt got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:49:50 from level 76.
[06/13/23 05:15:47] d4n13L found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:06 towards level 75.
[06/13/23 05:16:21] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:03:29 towards level 75.
[06/13/23 05:25:32] gusto reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gusto's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/23 06:17:21] io gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:30:00 towards level 81.
[06/13/23 06:56:36] boscage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:01 towards level 49.
[06/13/23 06:58:12] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:58:42 towards level 79.
[06/13/23 07:45:48] Russell had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:32:06 towards level 70.
[06/13/23 08:53:46] bookworm met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:31:55 from level 72.
[06/13/23 09:56:19] jayvee was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:04:06 towards level 76.
[06/13/23 12:39:28] d4n13L ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:52:46 from level 75.
[06/13/23 12:56:03] ahmubashshir spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ahmubashshir's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/23 13:12:29] hugga bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:03:58 towards level 68.
[06/13/23 14:03:27] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:06:32 towards level 73.
[06/13/23 14:42:13] caeli found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:35 towards level 79.
[06/13/23 14:50:45] kinus ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:59:22 from level 71.
[06/13/23 16:29:01] Yarosh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:15:01 towards level 75.
[06/13/23 16:58:58] heisenbug's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! heisenbug's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/23 17:52:05] VonToutCourt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:25 towards level 76.
[06/13/23 17:55:45] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:14 towards level 68.
[06/13/23 18:54:57] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:30:07 towards level 66.
[06/13/23 19:50:27] HellSpawn burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! HellSpawn's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/23 21:16:58] Acolarh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:47 towards level 78.
[06/13/23 21:48:59] washclof has dealt bookworm a Critical Strike! 9 days, 21:39:14 is added to bookworm's clock.
[06/13/23 22:23:47] dbx12 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:11 towards level 53.
[06/13/23 22:35:38] Nuae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:43:51 towards level 65.
[06/13/23 22:43:46] The local wizard imbued tass's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tass's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/23 23:03:12] Cirdan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:16:06 from level 78.
[06/13/23 23:16:58] TheSilentLink was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:00 towards level 68.
[06/14/23 00:03:19] idleevil was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:05 towards level 66.
[06/14/23 00:15:08] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:34:33 towards level 72.
[06/14/23 00:31:49] Chuck caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:34 towards level 74.
[06/14/23 01:04:55] thornrag was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:57:43 from level 74.
[06/14/23 01:25:06] Cockatrice was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:39:43 from level 68.
[06/14/23 01:37:21] iiriix was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:08:42 towards level 70.
[06/14/23 03:06:38] ahmubashshir was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:06:34 from level 66.
[06/14/23 04:13:48] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:46:22 towards level 68.
[06/14/23 04:36:43] olsner was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:48:32 from level 51.
[06/14/23 04:49:07] CodeB fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:06:39 from level 56.
[06/14/23 06:30:29] ahmubashshir was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:12:45 from level 66.
[06/14/23 06:53:05] V walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:42:53 from level 77.
[06/14/23 06:59:24] el bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:25:43 towards level 76.
[06/14/23 07:45:24] Chuck hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:34:37 towards level 74.
[06/14/23 09:11:34] ChowderKeg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:24:26 towards level 80.
[06/14/23 09:21:58] Covid-19 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:50:55 towards level 76.
[06/14/23 10:11:40] Finley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:52:48 towards level 65.
[06/14/23 10:25:07] The local wizard imbued tomgus1's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tomgus1's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/23 10:37:26] bg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:31:52 towards level 79.
[06/14/23 10:45:25] tomgus1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:11:24 towards level 56.
[06/14/23 10:53:27] olsner had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:00:56 towards level 51.
[06/14/23 11:55:28] ZOTTA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:05:53 towards level 69.
[06/14/23 12:47:02] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:09 towards level 72.
[06/14/23 12:54:23] TimeWarp has dealt enteral a Critical Strike! 6 days, 22:52:34 is added to enteral's clock.
[06/14/23 15:45:35] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:34:06 towards level 75.
[06/14/23 15:53:52] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:05:51 towards level 77.
[06/14/23 16:18:07] Centrixx got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:52:54 towards level 76.
[06/14/23 16:42:54] The local wizard imbued adamus1red's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! adamus1red's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/23 16:51:05] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:49 towards level 36.
[06/14/23 16:58:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on simple's tunic! simple's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/23 17:09:49] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:11:58 towards level 67.
[06/14/23 17:20:40] idleneutral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:43:15 towards level 64.
[06/14/23 17:53:20] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:18 towards level 81.
[06/14/23 18:03:30] Warson has dealt JigmeDatse a Critical Strike! 7 days, 10:36:10 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[06/14/23 18:10:43] HellSpawn met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:23 from level 73.
[06/14/23 18:15:44] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:17:30 towards level 73.
[06/14/23 18:26:32] bananaboat's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bananaboat's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/23 19:32:23] SSLbits was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:11:09 from level 67.
[06/14/23 19:39:25] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:20 towards level 75.
[06/14/23 19:57:21] noex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:04:07 towards level 61.
[06/14/23 20:16:42] tswsl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:15 from level 79.
[06/14/23 20:17:01] idleneutral found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:48:42 towards level 64.
[06/14/23 20:25:00] washclof found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:20 towards level 83.
[06/14/23 20:37:44] Ecko spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Ecko's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/14/23 21:21:56] Ungoliant was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:59 towards level 67.
[06/14/23 21:21:59] Forud's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Forud's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/23 21:54:16] dbx12 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:14:22 from level 53.
[06/14/23 22:10:50] VonToutCourt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:46 towards level 76.
[06/14/23 22:20:55] TimeWarp reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TimeWarp's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/23 00:52:56] Warson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:01 towards level 41.
[06/15/23 01:27:32] style hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:16:39 towards level 68.
[06/15/23 02:38:34] GRIZZLYMAN tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:17 towards level 57.
[06/15/23 02:47:28] t3chn0 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:18:37 towards level 76.
[06/15/23 03:00:25] Silvanus_Betrium reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Silvanus_Betrium's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/23 03:14:17] ahmubashshir was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:25:44 from level 66.
[06/15/23 03:22:22] aqsd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:27:57 towards level 75.
[06/15/23 03:30:03] fork was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:56 from level 36.
[06/15/23 03:36:17] Nuae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:11:17 towards level 65.
[06/15/23 03:43:55] Thorael's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Thorael's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/23 04:13:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Yarosh's tunic! Yarosh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/23 05:04:59] Dev was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:19 towards level 18.
[06/15/23 05:29:26] Drin was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:10:18 from level 71.
[06/15/23 06:11:19] Asara caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:31:23 towards level 78.
[06/15/23 06:26:44] enteral was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:14:14 towards level 65.
[06/15/23 06:40:37] Techman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:30:18 towards level 81.
[06/15/23 07:20:13] cfjk fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:58:40 from level 72.
[06/15/23 08:54:04] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/23 09:20:06] solarsparq's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! solarsparq's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/23 10:08:39] Covid-19 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:08:04 from level 76.
[06/15/23 10:16:44] The local wizard imbued SSLbits's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! SSLbits's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/23 11:09:02] sky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:21:54 towards level 77.
[06/15/23 11:11:18] TimeWarp met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:42:44 from level 67.
[06/15/23 11:19:20] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:43:15 towards level 83.
[06/15/23 11:56:12] dbx12 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:35:39 towards level 53.
[06/15/23 11:58:19] MetaNova hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:26:10 towards level 77.
[06/15/23 12:39:59] Covid-19 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:21:27 towards level 76.
[06/15/23 12:51:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MetaNova's tunic! MetaNova's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/23 13:21:44] Centrixx slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Centrixx's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/23 14:15:58] gusto was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:16 towards level 62.
[06/15/23 14:53:48] Forud's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Forud's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/23 14:58:35] Drin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:45:11 towards level 71.
[06/15/23 15:06:49] dwfreed got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:15:53 from level 81.
[06/15/23 15:19:20] Omega hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:20:43 towards level 73.
[06/15/23 16:01:18] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:17 towards level 56.
[06/15/23 16:37:07] pyre was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:21:06 towards level 80.
[06/15/23 17:20:29] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:15:45 from level 72.
[06/15/23 17:42:33] Minus was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:35:09 from level 69.
[06/15/23 17:43:49] Dev was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:33 towards level 22.
[06/15/23 19:39:02] Paganel burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Paganel's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/23 20:27:33] Reilly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:27:00 from level 63.
[06/15/23 21:02:07] Finley was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:46:23 from level 65.
[06/15/23 21:05:07] Koffa burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Koffa's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/23 21:51:27] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:02:36 towards level 75.
[06/15/23 22:15:38] Paganel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:38:26 towards level 75.
[06/15/23 22:43:11] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:08:08 towards level 79.
[06/15/23 22:45:32] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:41:00 towards level 70.
[06/15/23 22:46:14] blabber was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:03:56 towards level 76.
[06/15/23 23:00:33] Silvanus_Betrium was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:44 towards level 70.
[06/16/23 00:13:25] CodeB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:00 towards level 56.
[06/16/23 00:17:14] alexlehm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:55 towards level 55.
[06/16/23 01:35:05] Sombra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:00:52 towards level 79.
[06/16/23 03:03:13] theZoMBiE was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:36:50 from level 57.
[06/16/23 03:52:17] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:53:57 towards level 75.
[06/16/23 04:15:09] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:46 towards level 81.
[06/16/23 06:29:49] rawgreaze spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! rawgreaze's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/16/23 09:08:52] soltys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:39:39 towards level 80.
[06/16/23 10:03:47] bfft had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:14 towards level 56.
[06/16/23 10:57:46] slim hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:52:15 towards level 66.
[06/16/23 11:19:57] Finley reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Finley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/23 11:43:44] noex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:55 towards level 61.
[06/16/23 12:36:02] Omega was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:21:28 towards level 73.
[06/16/23 12:54:58] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:03:20 towards level 79.
[06/16/23 13:12:02] Chuck tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:22:11 towards level 74.
[06/16/23 14:00:46] Russell bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:23:25 towards level 70.
[06/16/23 15:02:16] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/23 15:15:25] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:33 towards level 72.
[06/16/23 16:05:54] csc2ya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:28:04 towards level 62.
[06/16/23 16:11:56] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:55 towards level 71.
[06/16/23 16:35:35] VonToutCourt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:15 towards level 76.
[06/16/23 16:48:15] allo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:37:19 towards level 79.
[06/16/23 17:02:01] GRIZZLYMAN was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:35:40 towards level 58.
[06/16/23 18:17:48] SirBummelz slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! SirBummelz's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/16/23 18:57:30] Forud was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:52:35 from level 75.
[06/16/23 19:25:57] allo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:09:29 from level 79.
[06/16/23 20:45:15] Techman was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:02:39 from level 81.
[06/16/23 20:48:22] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:44:21 towards level 73.
[06/16/23 20:56:58] Destruia ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:10:33 from level 72.
[06/16/23 21:27:01] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:33:11 towards level 80.
[06/16/23 21:34:39] d4n13L ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:21:12 from level 76.
[06/16/23 21:54:27] freeboson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:07 towards level 75.
[06/16/23 22:38:02] Asara has dealt Dev a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:31:55 is added to Dev's clock.
[06/16/23 22:44:04] rawgreaze hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:59:10 towards level 70.
[06/16/23 23:38:43] pfoley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:23:14 towards level 72.
[06/17/23 00:47:34] aqsd was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:24:22 from level 75.
[06/17/23 01:03:37] Lord255 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:51:39 from level 78.
[06/17/23 01:53:17] idlegood got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:06:44 towards level 68.
[06/17/23 02:06:44] laama caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:46:25 towards level 79.
[06/17/23 02:46:39] bfft ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:44:46 from level 56.
[06/17/23 02:54:12] thornrag found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:32 towards level 74.
[06/17/23 02:59:43] Finley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:43:09 towards level 65.
[06/17/23 03:13:21] The local wizard imbued bobvador's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bobvador's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/17/23 03:25:48] ukleinek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:49:49 from level 73.
[06/17/23 03:50:34] HeavyPodda bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:39:14 towards level 74.
[06/17/23 03:53:31] Bluedog found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:31:33 towards level 71.
[06/17/23 03:57:39] Minus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:57:05 towards level 69.
[06/17/23 04:00:30] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:07:11 towards level 67.
[06/17/23 04:22:06] Acolarh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:44 towards level 78.
[06/17/23 05:03:10] gideonstar was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:53 from level 44.
[06/17/23 07:00:05] Lenny_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:07:51 towards level 65.
[06/17/23 08:04:10] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:56:11 towards level 75.
[06/17/23 08:23:35] "\@_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:28:06 towards level 77.
[06/17/23 09:09:24] style has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:10:47 is added to CornFly's clock.
[06/17/23 09:38:21] spex slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! spex's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/23 10:22:30] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:23:09 towards level 80.
[06/17/23 10:43:30] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:00:30 towards level 74.
[06/17/23 11:19:10] mordac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:28:47 towards level 75.
[06/17/23 11:20:07] The local wizard imbued nawcom's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! nawcom's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/17/23 11:33:16] GRIZZLYMAN was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:10:37 towards level 58.
[06/17/23 11:36:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ToHellWithGA's tunic! ToHellWithGA's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/17/23 11:46:26] vegadark's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! vegadark's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/17/23 12:05:09] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:23:41 towards level 55.
[06/17/23 12:31:59] Lenny_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:01:42 towards level 65.
[06/17/23 13:10:21] gradator found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:20:46 towards level 77.
[06/17/23 15:06:38] heisenbug was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:19:24 from level 81.
[06/17/23 15:14:13] tomhek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:35:42 towards level 76.
[06/17/23 15:17:08] Pricey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:04:22 towards level 69.
[06/17/23 15:26:29] cornfeedhobo reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cornfeedhobo's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/17/23 15:31:09] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:19 towards level 76.
[06/17/23 15:49:07] A_Dragon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:08:39 towards level 74.
[06/17/23 17:07:06] The local wizard imbued JigmeDatse's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JigmeDatse's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/17/23 17:12:26] misha was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:10 from level 81.
[06/17/23 18:55:43] happymeal was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:17:45 from level 50.
[06/17/23 21:05:46] Blohsh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:35 towards level 48.
[06/17/23 21:33:21] mordac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:51:38 towards level 75.
[06/17/23 21:53:00] hdm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:45 towards level 81.
[06/17/23 22:10:14] Aksej discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:42:13 towards level 73.
[06/17/23 22:40:50] Arch was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:26:10 towards level 70.
[06/17/23 22:48:16] Paganel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:55:36 towards level 75.
[06/17/23 23:19:38] MELOONi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:35 towards level 74.
[06/17/23 23:40:46] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:30:52 towards level 78.
[06/18/23 00:05:16] A_Dragon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:40 towards level 74.
[06/18/23 00:32:43] gusto met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:05 from level 62.
[06/18/23 00:56:07] Garg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:57 towards level 38.
[06/18/23 00:59:50] Wolf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:14:57 from level 79.
[06/18/23 01:03:24] alephnull got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:07 towards level 51.
[06/18/23 01:11:44] VonToutCourt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:30 towards level 76.
[06/18/23 01:26:12] bfft discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:46:51 towards level 56.
[06/18/23 01:54:07] hdm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:26 towards level 81.
[06/18/23 02:03:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on _sh's tunic! _sh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/23 02:34:03] bananaboat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:38:41 from level 80.
[06/18/23 02:42:53] Aksej was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:05:34 from level 73.
[06/18/23 04:07:22] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:29:06 towards level 81.
[06/18/23 05:35:23] Forud found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:56:40 towards level 75.
[06/18/23 06:20:19] bsleep was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:07:36 from level 75.
[06/18/23 06:44:06] noex was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:08:05 from level 61.
[06/18/23 07:07:41] Notir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:26:40 towards level 72.
[06/18/23 07:32:05] alephnull was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:37 towards level 51.
[06/18/23 07:46:24] TheSilentLink was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:51 towards level 68.
[06/18/23 08:40:05] signofzeta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:29:51 towards level 70.
[06/18/23 09:22:18] canton7 has dealt csc2ya a Critical Strike! 6 days, 01:42:54 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[06/18/23 09:45:47] mordac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:03:18 towards level 75.
[06/18/23 09:59:41] brycec hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:01 towards level 70.
[06/18/23 10:16:34] StalkR ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:39:59 from level 77.
[06/18/23 10:51:00] Dev was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:57 towards level 30.
[06/18/23 11:15:17] solarsparq reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! solarsparq's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/23 11:22:55] pants has dealt CodeB a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:35:24 is added to CodeB's clock.
[06/18/23 11:38:04] JamCow's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! JamCow's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/23 12:20:19] bg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:29 towards level 79.
[06/18/23 13:46:12] The local wizard imbued kptr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kptr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/23 13:57:06] Affliction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:04 towards level 75.
[06/18/23 14:11:08] Russell bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:13 towards level 70.
[06/18/23 15:01:05] Bluedog bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:20 towards level 71.
[06/18/23 15:02:32] TheSilentLink burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! TheSilentLink's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/18/23 16:04:37] gusto met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:13:03 from level 63.
[06/18/23 16:11:34] blabber caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:18:52 towards level 76.
[06/18/23 16:15:47] Daikojun was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:51 towards level 51.
[06/18/23 17:07:58] damyan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:00:38 towards level 73.
[06/18/23 18:42:19] Gorek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:42:20 from level 79.
[06/18/23 19:21:40] bg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:45 towards level 79.
[06/18/23 19:43:19] EddieT137 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:51:59 towards level 71.
[06/18/23 19:45:11] Russell found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:24 towards level 70.
[06/18/23 19:49:27] Puff was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:15:23 from level 76.
[06/18/23 22:06:11] h00k reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! h00k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/23 22:41:47] Silvanus_Betrium tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:57:46 towards level 71.
[06/19/23 00:34:23] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:41:06 towards level 81.
[06/19/23 02:27:56] hax404 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:31 towards level 75.
[06/19/23 04:29:25] Cirdan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:30 towards level 78.
[06/19/23 04:49:13] thornrag's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! thornrag's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/23 05:18:59] noex has dealt Drin a Critical Strike! 6 days, 07:30:52 is added to Drin's clock.
[06/19/23 05:27:56] KindOne walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:09:37 from level 70.
[06/19/23 05:44:17] Lord255's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Lord255's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/19/23 06:47:45] bfft found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:07 towards level 56.
[06/19/23 09:05:37] Bolded was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:09:26 towards level 72.
[06/19/23 09:32:08] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:45:30 towards level 74.
[06/19/23 09:44:54] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:51:13 towards level 76.
[06/19/23 10:22:19] Blohsh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:21:18 from level 49.
[06/19/23 10:41:23] Ferris was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:23:20 towards level 61.
[06/19/23 10:41:26] bfft was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:16 towards level 56.
[06/19/23 10:42:11] allo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:57:01 from level 79.
[06/19/23 11:16:00] thornrag had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:33 towards level 74.
[06/19/23 12:11:22] noex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:53 towards level 61.
[06/19/23 12:17:53] MELOONi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:06 towards level 74.
[06/19/23 12:27:59] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:19:59 towards level 81.
[06/19/23 13:07:15] EddieT137 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:11:33 from level 71.
[06/19/23 13:31:06] adamus1red has dealt h00k a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:12:01 is added to h00k's clock.
[06/19/23 13:33:49] nya was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:53:24 from level 76.
[06/19/23 14:04:23] Fenrik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:44 towards level 77.
[06/19/23 14:14:16] canton7 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:03:07 towards level 75.
[06/19/23 14:51:55] "\@_ ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:47:56 from level 77.
[06/19/23 15:05:19] mordac walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:14:20 from level 75.
[06/19/23 15:20:30] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:40:26 towards level 80.
[06/19/23 16:01:55] StalkR was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:51:18 towards level 77.
[06/19/23 16:34:11] adamus1red was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:36 towards level 74.
[06/19/23 16:40:03] nawcom was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:41 towards level 72.
[06/19/23 16:52:40] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:04 towards level 71.
[06/19/23 17:22:26] jayvee was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:12:03 towards level 76.
[06/19/23 17:38:43] Acolarh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:35 towards level 78.
[06/19/23 17:48:16] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:56:39 towards level 81.
[06/19/23 18:03:50] ukleinek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:58:12 from level 73.
[06/19/23 18:26:36] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:23:42 towards level 76.
[06/19/23 19:56:17] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:21:36 towards level 78.
[06/19/23 20:22:43] dax found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:04:39 towards level 53.
[06/19/23 20:23:10] The local wizard imbued adamus1red's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! adamus1red's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/23 20:41:45] megubyte was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:58 towards level 67.
[06/19/23 20:47:38] eising bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:44:29 towards level 78.
[06/19/23 22:00:07] The local wizard imbued washclof's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! washclof's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/23 22:41:33] Blohsh ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:11:40 from level 49.
[06/20/23 01:22:07] caeli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:15 towards level 79.
[06/20/23 01:25:56] tmberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:12:41 towards level 74.
[06/20/23 01:38:51] The local wizard imbued ukleinek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ukleinek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/23 01:40:22] theZoMBiE was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:48 towards level 57.
[06/20/23 02:03:22] Covid-19's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Covid-19's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/23 02:14:01] IFireflyl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:20 towards level 49.
[06/20/23 02:34:00] d4n13L bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:08:31 towards level 76.
[06/20/23 03:19:27] hugga was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:46:54 towards level 68.
[06/20/23 03:21:46] The local wizard imbued damyan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! damyan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/23 03:41:19] Ferris tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:28:27 towards level 61.
[06/20/23 03:43:07] gildarts got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:24:59 from level 72.
[06/20/23 04:01:38] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:51:18 towards level 78.
[06/20/23 04:48:41] Lord255 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:04:03 from level 78.
[06/20/23 05:45:47] tsr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:47 towards level 73.
[06/20/23 06:52:31] HeavyPodda gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:46:34 towards level 74.
[06/20/23 07:05:50] pants was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:07 from level 76.
[06/20/23 07:41:51] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:44:18 towards level 77.
[06/20/23 08:11:26] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:58:23 towards level 80.
[06/20/23 08:44:27] pyre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:15 towards level 80.
[06/20/23 08:48:22] Cirdan has dealt Forud a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:26:26 is added to Forud's clock.
[06/20/23 09:37:32] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:54:38 towards level 81.
[06/20/23 09:40:39] anarcat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:02 towards level 80.
[06/20/23 09:47:14] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:54:03 towards level 81.
[06/20/23 10:01:48] Covid-19 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:32:08 from level 76.
[06/20/23 10:10:50] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:15 towards level 68.
[06/20/23 10:12:12] ahmubashshir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:32 towards level 66.
[06/20/23 10:18:13] Silvanus_Betrium tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:01:33 towards level 71.
[06/20/23 11:25:17] pfoley met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:59:39 from level 72.
[06/20/23 13:38:21] _sh has dealt Bolded a Critical Strike! 3 days, 12:52:50 is added to Bolded's clock.
[06/20/23 15:57:12] tsr ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:13:17 from level 73.
[06/20/23 16:11:37] Bluedog's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Bluedog's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/23 16:21:34] noex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:35 towards level 61.
[06/20/23 16:33:08] Mat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:44:37 from level 54.
[06/20/23 17:09:00] gusto gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:47:36 towards level 63.
[06/20/23 17:45:42] SirBummelz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:54:18 towards level 70.
[06/20/23 17:56:12] JigmeDatse was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:09:08 towards level 68.
[06/20/23 19:07:03] Bluedog was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:38:06 from level 71.
[06/20/23 19:27:09] Covid-19 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:22:03 towards level 76.
[06/20/23 20:01:58] Gorek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:26 towards level 79.
[06/20/23 21:00:44] kzootech was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:32:51 from level 67.
[06/20/23 22:23:51] shikhin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 15:11:14 from level 79.
[06/20/23 22:43:10] Silvanus_Betrium has dealt SSLbits a Critical Strike! 8 days, 13:01:25 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[06/20/23 23:36:43] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 18:50:07 towards level 83.
[06/20/23 23:47:06] boscage was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:42 towards level 50.
[06/20/23 23:49:55] Aksej had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 06:50:53 towards level 73.
[06/20/23 23:55:29] jayvee burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! jayvee's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/21/23 02:06:37] IFireflyl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:27:25 from level 50.
[06/21/23 02:10:22] alephnull found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:34 towards level 51.
[06/21/23 03:14:40] Kurenai found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:31:42 towards level 68.
[06/21/23 03:28:47] laama gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:10:58 towards level 79.
[06/21/23 03:42:39] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:35 towards level 71.
[06/21/23 04:00:02] pfoley found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:31:53 towards level 72.
[06/21/23 04:11:47] Techman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:42:35 towards level 81.
[06/21/23 04:35:41] Reilly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:10:26 towards level 63.
[06/21/23 04:53:23] caeli was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:47 towards level 79.
[06/21/23 05:35:28] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:09 towards level 74.
[06/21/23 06:28:01] pfoley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:14:52 towards level 72.
[06/21/23 06:36:51] shikhin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:32:32 towards level 79.
[06/21/23 06:45:02] gideonstar was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:10:17 from level 45.
[06/21/23 07:00:49] gusto's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gusto's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/23 08:19:51] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:22:42 towards level 79.
[06/21/23 08:50:21] Destruia ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:56:56 from level 72.
[06/21/23 09:55:05] Warson ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:51:05 from level 43.
[06/21/23 10:20:46] Morguaii had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:31 towards level 19.
[06/21/23 10:30:00] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:54:01 towards level 81.
[06/21/23 10:57:50] Tangles reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tangles's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/23 13:23:21] Theleveler's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Theleveler's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/23 13:52:50] Minus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:19:54 towards level 69.
[06/21/23 14:22:05] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:57:25 towards level 74.
[06/21/23 14:38:12] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:05 towards level 80.
[06/21/23 16:26:14] Khorne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:46:03 towards level 82.
[06/21/23 16:49:26] Techman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:17:46 towards level 81.
[06/21/23 17:45:44] Gorek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:47 towards level 79.
[06/21/23 19:10:05] JigmeDatse hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:17:06 towards level 68.
[06/21/23 19:42:20] jayvee caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:43:16 towards level 76.
[06/21/23 19:52:02] adamus1red caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:45 towards level 74.
[06/21/23 20:00:23] brycec met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:44:29 from level 71.
[06/21/23 20:23:38] Lord255 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:38:07 from level 78.
[06/21/23 21:00:04] CodeGeek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:21:32 from level 78.
[06/21/23 21:38:57] SirBummelz fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:23:25 from level 70.
[06/21/23 22:14:31] Daikojun was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:22 from level 51.
[06/21/23 22:26:05] Chuck tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:21 towards level 74.
[06/21/23 22:46:22] caeli fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:12:28 from level 79.
[06/21/23 22:52:02] solarsparq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:27:50 towards level 65.
[06/21/23 23:23:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on caeli's tunic! caeli's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/23 02:10:21] solarsparq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:46:58 towards level 65.
[06/22/23 02:56:48] t3chn0 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:26 towards level 76.
[06/22/23 03:48:43] Ecko discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:39:03 towards level 72.
[06/22/23 04:27:37] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:17:25 towards level 78.
[06/22/23 05:18:41] DontEvenPeek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:12:18 from level 57.
[06/22/23 05:53:34] _sh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:22 towards level 79.
[06/22/23 06:05:24] anarcat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:32:04 towards level 80.
[06/22/23 06:09:50] happymeal was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:06:38 from level 51.
[06/22/23 06:26:19] StalkR got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:25:52 towards level 77.
[06/22/23 07:33:49] hugga ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:25:37 from level 68.
[06/22/23 08:16:28] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:17:21 towards level 75.
[06/22/23 08:35:49] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:56 towards level 71.
[06/22/23 08:53:06] tmberg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:41:21 from level 74.
[06/22/23 09:03:33] Omega tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:04:46 towards level 73.
[06/22/23 09:06:00] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:29 from level 81.
[06/22/23 11:12:02] Russell met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:53 from level 70.
[06/22/23 11:48:18] Forud had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:24:23 towards level 75.
[06/22/23 12:00:52] Thorael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:54 towards level 76.
[06/22/23 12:10:52] Arch found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:12:49 towards level 70.
[06/22/23 12:12:55] tsr was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:10:56 from level 73.
[06/22/23 13:23:49] blabber found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:42 towards level 76.
[06/22/23 13:30:00] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:54:47 towards level 71.
[06/22/23 13:32:40] Reilly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:23:58 towards level 63.
[06/22/23 13:48:48] IFireflyl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:58 towards level 50.
[06/22/23 13:55:10] gusto found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:29:43 towards level 63.
[06/22/23 14:28:47] _sh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:43 towards level 79.
[06/22/23 14:42:57] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:40:43 towards level 79.
[06/22/23 14:48:17] blabber caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:04 towards level 76.
[06/22/23 15:45:10] exergy walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:07:25 from level 49.
[06/22/23 16:13:57] pyre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:54 towards level 80.
[06/22/23 17:46:55] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:19 towards level 72.
[06/22/23 18:17:25] JamCow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:06 towards level 77.
[06/22/23 18:50:55] freeboson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:58 towards level 75.
[06/22/23 19:55:49] krustenkaese has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 5 days, 10:32:24 is added to pfoley's clock.
[06/22/23 19:59:50] Wam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:44 towards level 70.
[06/22/23 21:46:44] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:03 towards level 70.
[06/22/23 22:08:57] Finley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:10:44 towards level 65.
[06/22/23 22:24:08] DontEvenPeek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:37:06 towards level 57.
[06/22/23 23:25:36] Malvolio was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:34 from level 58.
[06/23/23 00:51:27] Neil was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:26:07 from level 57.
[06/23/23 02:18:19] GRIZZLYMAN was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:59:41 towards level 58.
[06/23/23 02:18:58] happymeal discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:38:35 towards level 51.
[06/23/23 02:22:47] Ganonk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:16:18 towards level 60.
[06/23/23 02:27:36] Tenedos discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:44:40 towards level 67.
[06/23/23 02:32:10] GRIZZLYMAN was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:06 towards level 58.
[06/23/23 02:58:55] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:43 towards level 81.
[06/23/23 03:36:53] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:18 towards level 71.
[06/23/23 03:49:51] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:49:36 towards level 69.
[06/23/23 04:23:21] n0ssh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:04 towards level 57.
[06/23/23 04:32:24] tomgus1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:48:46 towards level 56.
[06/23/23 04:34:01] Mat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:32 towards level 54.
[06/23/23 04:55:14] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:19:52 towards level 80.
[06/23/23 05:14:46] sam has dealt Wolf a Critical Strike! 4 days, 14:08:37 is added to Wolf's clock.
[06/23/23 06:19:32] fstrelok was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:05:01 towards level 64.
[06/23/23 06:26:07] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:31 towards level 80.
[06/23/23 06:46:17] kzootech burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kzootech's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/23/23 06:52:58] Crazycatlady was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:09 towards level 76.
[06/23/23 06:58:20] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:02 towards level 57.
[06/23/23 07:09:08] canton7 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:41 towards level 75.
[06/23/23 07:13:04] slim hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:55:33 towards level 66.
[06/23/23 08:01:33] A_Dragon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:19:07 from level 74.
[06/23/23 08:05:10] eising ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:44:31 from level 78.
[06/23/23 08:23:39] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:40 towards level 78.
[06/23/23 08:55:55] Chuck had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:13 towards level 74.
[06/23/23 10:57:24] caeli found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:32 towards level 79.
[06/23/23 11:37:38] mordac's charm ate a bolt of lightning! mordac's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/23 11:48:57] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:10:25 towards level 82.
[06/23/23 11:52:09] noex was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:05:17 from level 61.
[06/23/23 12:02:33] tswsl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:07:48 towards level 80.
[06/23/23 13:26:56] "\@_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:19:51 towards level 77.
[06/23/23 14:03:33] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:14:01 towards level 67.
[06/23/23 16:12:48] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:44 towards level 77.
[06/23/23 16:54:59] Asara hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:58:47 towards level 78.
[06/23/23 17:28:09] Nuae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:44:45 towards level 66.
[06/23/23 17:44:57] blabber hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:48 towards level 76.
[06/23/23 17:46:28] Paganel slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Paganel's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/23/23 18:21:41] Kachin was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:45:06 from level 73.
[06/23/23 18:42:53] gideonstar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:38 towards level 45.
[06/23/23 18:48:00] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:07:54 towards level 77.
[06/23/23 20:18:31] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:28:31 towards level 68.
[06/23/23 20:28:49] dax ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:33:58 from level 53.
[06/23/23 22:17:55] Wolf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:39:05 towards level 80.
[06/23/23 22:33:26] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:41:14 towards level 77.
[06/24/23 01:22:46] soygirl was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:12:55 from level 48.
[06/24/23 01:29:03] The local wizard imbued DrinkyBird's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DrinkyBird's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/23 02:35:24] Lenny_ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:06:46 towards level 65.
[06/24/23 03:16:38] n0ssh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:34:38 towards level 57.
[06/24/23 03:19:09] tsr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:20 towards level 73.
[06/24/23 05:07:31] SirBummelz ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:14:25 from level 70.
[06/24/23 05:20:41] gideonstar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:37 from level 45.
[06/24/23 05:28:49] kzootech was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:49 towards level 67.
[06/24/23 05:32:53] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:17:48 towards level 72.
[06/24/23 06:44:44] alexlehm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:27:51 from level 55.
[06/24/23 07:03:01] signofzeta found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:57:15 towards level 70.
[06/24/23 07:12:34] Thorael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:28 towards level 76.
[06/24/23 08:30:28] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:42 towards level 81.
[06/24/23 09:19:05] Neil ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:51 from level 57.
[06/24/23 09:56:27] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:37:14 towards level 82.
[06/24/23 12:30:19] Jens slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Jens's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/23 12:30:58] Neil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:44 towards level 57.
[06/24/23 13:05:08] Jens was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:19:24 from level 70.
[06/24/23 13:25:25] pyre was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:07 towards level 80.
[06/24/23 13:26:25] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:09:23 towards level 78.
[06/24/23 13:42:11] Bolded spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Bolded's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/23 13:53:35] CodeB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:41 towards level 56.
[06/24/23 13:54:12] Finley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:49:35 from level 65.
[06/24/23 14:47:47] bg has dealt Nuae a Critical Strike! 8 days, 21:10:24 is added to Nuae's clock.
[06/24/23 15:10:26] Fenrik walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:28:14 from level 77.
[06/24/23 15:27:33] Ganonk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:52:06 towards level 60.
[06/24/23 15:52:13] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:29:18 towards level 77.
[06/24/23 16:09:42] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:01 towards level 81.
[06/24/23 16:11:36] VonToutCourt was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:54:59 from level 76.
[06/24/23 16:34:13] idleneutral met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:08 from level 64.
[06/24/23 16:35:59] scornn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:39 towards level 55.
[06/24/23 16:36:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on vegadark's tunic! vegadark's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/23 17:12:36] kptr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:46:58 towards level 77.
[06/24/23 17:32:42] Matthew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:08 towards level 58.
[06/24/23 17:45:12] anarcat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:07:44 towards level 80.
[06/24/23 18:07:29] Morguaii got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:04 towards level 31.
[06/24/23 18:10:30] signofzeta spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! signofzeta's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/23 19:03:52] pfoley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:03:15 towards level 72.
[06/24/23 20:29:43] IFireflyl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:17 towards level 50.
[06/24/23 21:09:44] TheSilentLink has dealt Blohsh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:16:21 is added to Blohsh's clock.
[06/24/23 22:12:39] IFireflyl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! IFireflyl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/23 23:13:59] Omega had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:59:00 towards level 73.
[06/24/23 23:38:13] krustenkaese got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:45:14 towards level 54.
[06/25/23 01:02:03] Cockatrice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:48:33 towards level 68.
[06/25/23 01:22:51] Crazycatlady found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:09 towards level 76.
[06/25/23 02:15:29] gradator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:39:23 towards level 77.
[06/25/23 02:26:18] Cirdan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:58 towards level 78.
[06/25/23 02:33:31] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:40 towards level 77.
[06/25/23 03:03:37] Russell tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:24:13 towards level 71.
[06/25/23 03:07:29] KindOne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:55:40 towards level 71.
[06/25/23 03:12:12] pwae was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:59:01 from level 77.
[06/25/23 03:21:45] dax bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:25 towards level 53.
[06/25/23 03:37:50] tsr got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:20:12 from level 73.
[06/25/23 03:42:12] Succulents found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:08 towards level 24.
[06/25/23 05:28:59] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:13:02 towards level 80.
[06/25/23 06:43:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Aksej's tunic! Aksej's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/23 06:56:06] Covid-19 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:13 towards level 76.
[06/25/23 08:39:06] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/23 08:43:07] exergy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:15:51 towards level 49.
[06/25/23 08:45:53] The local wizard imbued hax404's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hax404's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/23 09:18:35] tsr ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:18 from level 73.
[06/25/23 09:23:42] spex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:03:35 towards level 75.
[06/25/23 09:50:20] TheSilentLink's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TheSilentLink's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/23 09:51:11] bfft was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:34:59 towards level 57.
[06/25/23 09:59:56] aqsd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:48:18 towards level 75.
[06/25/23 10:59:14] Centrixx found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:43:51 towards level 76.
[06/25/23 11:31:29] HeavyPodda found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:52:42 towards level 74.
[06/25/23 11:40:41] brycec found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:23:57 towards level 71.
[06/25/23 11:50:19] brycec got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:54:49 towards level 71.
[06/25/23 12:45:15] cornfeedhobo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:29:30 from level 67.
[06/25/23 13:34:59] medivh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:18:32 towards level 48.
[06/25/23 15:40:56] nawcom found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:59:25 towards level 73.
[06/25/23 16:03:38] alexlehm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:12 towards level 55.
[06/25/23 16:55:00] Tenedos found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:10:16 towards level 67.
[06/25/23 17:19:19] theZoMBiE had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:26:29 towards level 58.
[06/25/23 17:26:33] sky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:04:43 towards level 77.
[06/25/23 17:41:48] elf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! elf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/25/23 17:49:11] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:47:55 towards level 72.
[06/25/23 18:06:17] blabber ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:09:19 from level 76.
[06/25/23 18:30:01] scornn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:34 towards level 55.
[06/25/23 18:40:40] Matthew was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:14:37 from level 58.
[06/25/23 18:43:05] EddieT137 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:31:33 towards level 71.
[06/25/23 18:45:38] washclof met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:49:39 from level 84.
[06/25/23 18:58:57] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:32:28 towards level 79.
[06/25/23 19:02:10] dyvonna tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:50:40 towards level 71.
[06/25/23 19:57:01] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:57:49 from level 67.
[06/25/23 20:08:41] anarcat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! anarcat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/23 20:09:44] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:00:37 towards level 77.
[06/25/23 21:06:58] misha's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! misha's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/23 21:31:10] VonToutCourt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:34 towards level 76.
[06/25/23 22:11:19] dax found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:16 towards level 53.
[06/25/23 22:15:17] Puff was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:52 towards level 76.
[06/25/23 22:23:01] hax404 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:47 towards level 75.
[06/25/23 22:37:17] gusto was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:45:47 towards level 63.
[06/25/23 22:41:36] yano discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:25:06 towards level 78.
[06/25/23 23:05:40] Chuck was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:17:02 towards level 75.
[06/25/23 23:24:09] Techman's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Techman's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/25/23 23:57:04] MetaNova was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:29:10 towards level 77.
[06/26/23 00:36:42] Russell was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:01:58 towards level 71.
[06/26/23 01:47:07] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:35:19 towards level 76.
[06/26/23 02:08:52] HeavyPodda was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:47:31 from level 74.
[06/26/23 02:57:37] sc walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:18:23 from level 82.
[06/26/23 03:18:44] Koffa reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Koffa's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/23 03:31:21] canton7 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:30 towards level 75.
[06/26/23 03:58:26] el was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:56:26 towards level 76.
[06/26/23 04:18:10] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:27:13 towards level 75.
[06/26/23 04:21:17] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:56:57 towards level 70.
[06/26/23 04:35:24] solarsparq's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! solarsparq's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/23 05:37:01] Ankhers was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:03:24 from level 72.
[06/26/23 05:51:01] CodeB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:58:38 towards level 57.
[06/26/23 07:03:41] Puff met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:18:58 from level 76.
[06/26/23 07:14:36] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:10:01 towards level 72.
[06/26/23 07:40:53] GilbertErik ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:45:15 from level 69.
[06/26/23 07:40:53] eising was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:13:36 towards level 78.
[06/26/23 08:00:49] Succulents got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:38 towards level 28.
[06/26/23 08:53:06] Cirdan has dealt shikhin a Critical Strike! 11 days, 04:15:22 is added to shikhin's clock.
[06/26/23 09:35:48] Sombra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:50:03 from level 79.
[06/26/23 09:36:31] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:06 towards level 80.
[06/26/23 09:43:35] eising was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:51:23 from level 78.
[06/26/23 10:01:27] Russell was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:21:34 from level 71.
[06/26/23 10:58:26] drahthaar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 08:18:37 from level 83.
[06/26/23 11:04:45] blabber's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! blabber's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/23 11:06:12] bfft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:14:31 towards level 57.
[06/26/23 11:13:05] _sh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:27 from level 79.
[06/26/23 11:38:55] megubyte found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:04:32 towards level 68.
[06/26/23 11:53:58] Carl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:58:11 from level 77.
[06/26/23 12:26:26] A_Dragon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:20 towards level 74.
[06/26/23 14:35:01] bfft bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:54 towards level 57.
[06/26/23 15:39:18] TimeWarp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:54 towards level 67.
[06/26/23 15:55:13] t3chn0 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:27:03 towards level 77.
[06/26/23 16:31:33] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:52 towards level 81.
[06/26/23 16:46:16] Techman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:12:31 towards level 81.
[06/26/23 16:52:09] Ganonk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:53:34 towards level 60.
[06/26/23 17:20:23] eroc1990 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:16 towards level 60.
[06/26/23 17:48:40] bookworm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:41:16 from level 72.
[06/26/23 18:25:27] Lord255 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:23:33 towards level 78.
[06/26/23 18:48:25] pyre spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pyre's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/23 18:52:23] pfoley was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:33:56 from level 72.
[06/26/23 19:15:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Russell's tunic! Russell's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/23 19:45:56] dbx12 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:46:38 towards level 54.
[06/26/23 20:39:13] mordac's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! mordac's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/23 21:22:20] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:21:52 towards level 66.
[06/26/23 21:41:37] Cirdan has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 9 days, 10:32:51 is added to Abe's clock.
[06/26/23 21:44:53] Khorne was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:24:00 from level 82.
[06/26/23 22:10:10] gildarts was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:01:28 from level 72.
[06/26/23 22:18:00] caeli's charm ate a bolt of lightning! caeli's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/23 22:27:46] gideonstar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:59 towards level 46.
[06/26/23 22:33:57] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:47 towards level 73.
[06/26/23 22:37:30] _sh's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! _sh's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/23 22:53:49] enteral found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:12 towards level 65.
[06/27/23 00:30:28] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:21 towards level 80.
[06/27/23 00:38:52] sc ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:50:31 from level 82.
[06/27/23 00:45:26] yNos ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:54:32 from level 72.
[06/27/23 01:47:07] Yarosh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:33:53 towards level 75.
[06/27/23 01:53:18] Asara was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:54:33 towards level 78.
[06/27/23 02:24:49] SirBummelz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 45 days, 21:08:36 towards level 70.
[06/27/23 02:57:47] rawgreaze was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:50:32 towards level 70.
[06/27/23 04:49:43] Varjatticus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:07 towards level 52.
[06/27/23 05:02:16] gradator had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:11:30 towards level 77.
[06/27/23 05:09:33] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:40 towards level 81.
[06/27/23 07:06:46] kptr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:13 from level 77.
[06/27/23 07:07:16] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jayvee's tunic! jayvee's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/23 07:11:29] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:04 towards level 70.
[06/27/23 09:05:05] Mat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:05 towards level 55.
[06/27/23 09:12:43] gildarts gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:09:24 towards level 72.
[06/27/23 10:27:15] aqsd has dealt soltys a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:51:39 is added to soltys's clock.
[06/27/23 10:40:29] megubyte was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:22:02 from level 68.
[06/27/23 12:27:04] CompanionCube caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:28:26 towards level 80.
[06/27/23 12:55:38] HeavyPodda had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:46:40 towards level 74.
[06/27/23 13:17:26] Affliction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:39:45 towards level 75.
[06/27/23 14:00:48] Forud hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:43 towards level 75.
[06/27/23 14:50:58] eising gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:19:04 towards level 78.
[06/27/23 15:25:42] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:21 towards level 72.
[06/27/23 15:49:55] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:24:22 towards level 82.
[06/27/23 16:04:11] DontEvenPeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:55:42 towards level 57.
[06/27/23 16:05:00] HeavyPodda was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:32:21 from level 74.
[06/27/23 16:29:43] pfoley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:57:18 towards level 72.
[06/27/23 16:35:02] DontEvenPeek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:45:29 from level 57.
[06/27/23 16:49:28] solarsparq fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:52:46 from level 65.
[06/27/23 18:20:47] h00k walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:05:27 from level 55.
[06/27/23 18:27:07] solarsparq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:41:04 towards level 65.
[06/27/23 18:43:33] olsner discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:59 towards level 52.
[06/27/23 18:56:40] el found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:23:04 towards level 76.
[06/27/23 19:00:35] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:53 towards level 58.
[06/27/23 19:32:33] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:16 towards level 79.
[06/27/23 20:31:18] theZoMBiE found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:12 towards level 58.
[06/27/23 21:12:32] kinus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:34 towards level 71.
[06/28/23 01:27:46] Cirdan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:55 towards level 78.
[06/28/23 01:28:10] Destruia hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:15:30 towards level 73.
[06/28/23 02:43:57] kzootech was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:27:41 from level 68.
[06/28/23 02:45:22] TimWolla was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:15:38 towards level 82.
[06/28/23 02:47:04] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 16:32:48 towards level 73.
[06/28/23 04:02:38] Ecko caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:37:20 towards level 72.
[06/28/23 05:53:34] HeavyPodda ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:48:58 from level 74.
[06/28/23 05:58:23] olsner discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:47:46 towards level 53.
[06/28/23 06:37:31] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:25:14 towards level 80.
[06/28/23 06:56:55] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:37:23 towards level 78.
[06/28/23 07:12:32] pfoley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:31:13 towards level 72.
[06/28/23 07:22:28] thornrag hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:13:36 towards level 75.
[06/28/23 08:23:46] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:37:44 towards level 78.
[06/28/23 09:16:28] ZOTTA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:27:03 towards level 69.
[06/28/23 09:51:05] HeavyPodda spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! HeavyPodda's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/23 10:14:06] Asara bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:16:59 towards level 78.
[06/28/23 10:25:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on d4n13L's tunic! d4n13L's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/23 10:51:56] MetaNova ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:16:43 from level 77.
[06/28/23 11:54:52] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:29:17 towards level 79.
[06/28/23 12:34:04] The local wizard imbued dyvonna's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dyvonna's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/23 13:05:16] Chuck slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Chuck's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/28/23 13:24:31] eroc1990 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:51:53 from level 60.
[06/28/23 14:32:36] d4n13L gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:23 towards level 76.
[06/28/23 14:41:05] nya tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:00:54 towards level 76.
[06/28/23 15:02:09] Drin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Drin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/23 15:42:57] dax ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:01:14 from level 54.
[06/28/23 16:06:45] Tangles's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tangles's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/23 16:17:33] Khorne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:13:09 towards level 82.
[06/28/23 16:46:52] buzel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:50:11 towards level 80.
[06/28/23 17:47:28] rawgreaze found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:42:06 towards level 70.
[06/28/23 18:02:45] tsr was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 08:14:31 from level 74.
[06/28/23 18:28:07] brycec was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:37:36 towards level 71.
[06/28/23 19:16:48] KindOne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:09:33 towards level 71.
[06/28/23 19:51:29] dyvonna reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dyvonna's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/23 21:29:40] signofzeta fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:05:33 from level 70.
[06/28/23 21:48:33] olsner gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:10 towards level 53.
[06/28/23 22:06:25] apb was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:01:39 from level 75.
[06/29/23 01:45:08] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:15:56 towards level 78.
[06/29/23 02:29:34] Matthew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:22:23 from level 58.
[06/29/23 02:46:10] Techman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:00:23 towards level 81.
[06/29/23 04:18:34] The local wizard imbued eising's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! eising's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/23 04:22:40] blabber tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:49 towards level 76.
[06/29/23 05:11:21] A_Dragon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:11 towards level 74.
[06/29/23 05:28:22] signofzeta spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! signofzeta's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/29/23 05:28:34] tomhek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:04:45 towards level 76.
[06/29/23 05:54:34] Kachin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:42 towards level 73.
[06/29/23 06:29:16] Neil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:21:42 towards level 58.
[06/29/23 08:14:07] Ecko got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:59:21 towards level 72.
[06/29/23 08:21:48] krustenkaese found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:07 towards level 54.
[06/29/23 08:24:03] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:10 towards level 71.
[06/29/23 08:57:12] talisein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:23:03 towards level 74.
[06/29/23 09:19:11] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/23 09:26:10] The local wizard imbued tomhek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tomhek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/23 09:36:09] apb was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:45:59 from level 75.
[06/29/23 09:38:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pfoley's tunic! pfoley's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/23 10:08:34] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:50:15 towards level 78.
[06/29/23 11:00:52] Aksej was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:12:38 from level 73.
[06/29/23 11:51:29] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:47:51 towards level 79.
[06/29/23 13:01:29] Fehu was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:16:16 from level 70.
[06/29/23 13:14:50] CodeB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:41:45 towards level 57.
[06/29/23 13:15:11] rawgreaze bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:28:52 towards level 70.
[06/29/23 13:40:56] Crazycatlady caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:08:09 towards level 77.
[06/29/23 14:53:47] tswsl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:17 towards level 80.
[06/29/23 15:01:34] nawcom was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:37:04 from level 73.
[06/29/23 15:07:20] medivh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:37 towards level 48.
[06/29/23 15:17:53] Silvanus_Betrium caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:19:14 towards level 71.
[06/29/23 15:37:52] megubyte walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:36:30 from level 68.
[06/29/23 15:44:51] megubyte caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:59:40 towards level 68.
[06/29/23 15:56:36] caeli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:22:56 towards level 80.
[06/29/23 15:58:21] Tenedos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:45:57 towards level 67.
[06/29/23 16:09:18] freeboson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:35:42 towards level 76.
[06/29/23 16:10:30] Omega was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:09:43 towards level 73.
[06/29/23 16:15:11] Tangles ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:04:24 from level 75.
[06/29/23 16:36:47] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:14:11 towards level 73.
[06/29/23 16:45:13] tswsl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:12:39 towards level 80.
[06/29/23 16:58:58] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:31:35 towards level 73.
[06/29/23 17:00:34] Techman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:59:38 towards level 81.
[06/29/23 17:42:35] bookworm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:38:42 from level 72.
[06/29/23 17:49:16] RussellB ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:54:00 from level 77.
[06/29/23 19:12:39] RussellB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:46:32 towards level 77.
[06/29/23 19:43:19] Omega has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:34:38 is added to jaxson's clock.
[06/29/23 20:48:27] Lenny_ found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:28 towards level 65.
[06/29/23 22:51:20] CodeB burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CodeB's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/29/23 23:11:56] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:34:20 towards level 80.
[06/29/23 23:19:01] SirBummelz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 42 days, 08:51:26 towards level 70.
[06/29/23 23:53:24] MrMagoo was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:54:29 from level 57.
[06/30/23 00:09:24] kenyon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:31:55 towards level 79.
[06/30/23 00:31:33] anarcat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:52:38 from level 80.
[06/30/23 00:43:24] The local wizard imbued jacob1's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jacob1's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/23 01:27:16] dyvonna slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dyvonna's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/23 01:34:23] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:38 towards level 71.
[06/30/23 02:03:42] Khorne found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:41:42 towards level 82.
[06/30/23 02:22:32] Asara hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:08 towards level 78.
[06/30/23 03:39:34] olsner's charm ate a bolt of lightning! olsner's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/23 03:45:14] signofzeta has dealt CodeGeek a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:14:49 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[06/30/23 05:05:53] SirBummelz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 101 days, 23:18:07 towards level 70.
[06/30/23 08:19:15] freeboson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:03:48 towards level 76.
[06/30/23 08:35:37] sc was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:53:50 from level 82.
[06/30/23 09:02:54] ToHellWithGA was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:59:34 from level 79.
[06/30/23 09:19:46] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:39:24 towards level 73.
[06/30/23 09:23:17] MrMagoo's charm ate a bolt of lightning! MrMagoo's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/23 09:33:58] bananaboat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:45:24 towards level 80.
[06/30/23 09:56:17] Pinkman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Pinkman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/23 10:07:40] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:44 towards level 43.
[06/30/23 10:36:02] Kurenai was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:07:54 from level 68.
[06/30/23 12:42:54] Cirdan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:06 towards level 78.
[06/30/23 13:21:23] sam ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:19:08 from level 72.
[06/30/23 14:04:05] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:25 towards level 77.
[06/30/23 14:12:31] "\@_ slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! "\@_'s charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/23 15:13:37] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:55:24 towards level 76.
[06/30/23 15:56:14] spex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:29:28 towards level 75.
[06/30/23 17:07:10] Tabmow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:15:44 towards level 69.
[06/30/23 17:38:54] Kurenai was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:53 towards level 68.
[06/30/23 17:43:52] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:07:49 towards level 75.
[06/30/23 17:59:35] kptr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:41:03 from level 77.
[06/30/23 18:10:41] laama was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:35:46 towards level 79.
[06/30/23 19:01:53] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:47 towards level 58.
[06/30/23 19:03:21] Reilly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:06 towards level 63.
[06/30/23 19:20:55] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:26:56 towards level 72.
[06/30/23 20:18:28] el was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:28 towards level 76.
[06/30/23 21:42:19] ahmubashshir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:05:38 towards level 66.
[06/30/23 21:59:49] shikhin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:54:21 from level 79.
[06/30/23 22:05:59] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:08:08 towards level 77.
[06/30/23 22:12:17] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:49:38 towards level 77.
[06/30/23 22:55:11] Platonides found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:11:43 towards level 67.
[06/30/23 23:19:54] adamus1red was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:53:08 from level 75.
[06/30/23 23:51:41] caeli spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! caeli's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/23 23:54:54] caeli caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:09:52 towards level 80.
[07/01/23 00:43:17] Nysdar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:19:49 towards level 69.
[07/01/23 00:46:54] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:00:42 towards level 76.
[07/01/23 01:36:16] Sorin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:08 towards level 62.
[07/01/23 01:46:34] sc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:48 towards level 82.
[07/01/23 03:16:59] eroc1990's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! eroc1990's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/23 03:44:00] gradator reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gradator's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/23 04:40:12] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:13:53 towards level 56.
[07/01/23 04:50:17] krustenkaese caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:15:31 towards level 54.
[07/01/23 04:50:20] solarsparq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:15 towards level 65.
[07/01/23 05:15:49] tsr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:08:25 towards level 74.
[07/01/23 05:21:23] BastelBot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:56:51 from level 78.
[07/01/23 06:09:19] Luca hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:30 towards level 53.
[07/01/23 06:10:22] boscage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:36:29 towards level 51.
[07/01/23 07:04:29] The local wizard imbued zbe's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zbe's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/23 07:40:21] eroc1990 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:11 towards level 60.
[07/01/23 07:57:19] Forud's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Forud's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/23 10:05:13] JamCow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:41 towards level 77.
[07/01/23 10:22:31] Luca caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:34 towards level 53.
[07/01/23 11:18:42] Kritzefitz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:28:11 towards level 73.
[07/01/23 11:20:45] krustenkaese tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:17:31 towards level 54.
[07/01/23 12:34:16] Bluedog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:58:23 towards level 72.
[07/01/23 13:14:49] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:02:45 towards level 81.
[07/01/23 13:16:17] exergy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:57 towards level 49.
[07/01/23 13:17:29] EddieT137 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:10:15 towards level 71.
[07/01/23 13:27:35] tomgus1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:58 towards level 56.
[07/01/23 13:48:13] _sh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:31:43 towards level 80.
[07/01/23 15:08:30] gideonstar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:16 towards level 47.
[07/01/23 15:45:36] cadfael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:20 towards level 71.
[07/01/23 16:23:04] MetaNova found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:56:44 towards level 77.
[07/01/23 16:47:07] TimWolla hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:17:59 towards level 82.
[07/01/23 16:54:36] V hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:00 towards level 78.
[07/01/23 16:59:06] medivh's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! medivh's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/23 17:33:20] Thorael met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:02:52 from level 77.
[07/01/23 17:40:58] solarsparq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:43 towards level 65.
[07/01/23 18:15:37] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:12:38 towards level 82.
[07/01/23 19:44:03] The local wizard imbued mald0r0r's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! mald0r0r's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/23 19:57:20] canton7 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:59 towards level 75.
[07/01/23 20:11:51] thornrag bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:44:48 towards level 75.
[07/01/23 21:24:29] Cirdan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:26 towards level 78.
[07/01/23 21:38:48] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:07:50 towards level 71.
[07/01/23 21:43:13] enteral fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:16:52 from level 66.
[07/01/23 22:06:35] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:55:11 towards level 76.
[07/02/23 00:29:09] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:11 towards level 81.
[07/02/23 01:29:16] JamCow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:59:43 from level 77.
[07/02/23 01:51:48] buzel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:49:46 towards level 80.
[07/02/23 02:50:28] dyvonna got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:28 towards level 71.
[07/02/23 03:15:04] MetaNova was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:20:42 towards level 77.
[07/02/23 03:18:53] medivh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:24 towards level 49.
[07/02/23 03:46:48] MrMagoo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:35 towards level 57.
[07/02/23 04:20:20] dax tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:37:56 towards level 54.
[07/02/23 04:24:51] Sombra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:11 towards level 79.
[07/02/23 05:46:25] Sorin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:48:16 towards level 62.
[07/02/23 06:02:44] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:27:57 towards level 75.
[07/02/23 06:09:13] anarcat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:53:19 from level 80.
[07/02/23 06:18:42] boscage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:35 towards level 51.
[07/02/23 06:23:55] Chuck caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:00:35 towards level 75.
[07/02/23 07:45:56] brycec gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:38 towards level 71.
[07/02/23 07:47:51] h00k's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! h00k's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/02/23 08:30:00] The local wizard imbued Garg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Garg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/23 09:45:35] medivh slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! medivh's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/02/23 09:51:40] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:33:31 towards level 79.
[07/02/23 10:09:16] EddieT137 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:14:59 towards level 71.
[07/02/23 10:21:17] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:53:49 towards level 72.
[07/02/23 12:01:01] confunctius was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:09:23 towards level 60.
[07/02/23 12:54:24] GRIZZLYMAN was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:52:28 towards level 58.
[07/02/23 13:59:33] Thorael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:30:08 towards level 77.
[07/02/23 14:11:03] tomgus1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:27 towards level 56.
[07/02/23 14:15:01] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:34:00 towards level 79.
[07/02/23 15:41:19] Ankhers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:15 towards level 72.
[07/02/23 15:59:29] linear found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:34 towards level 50.
[07/02/23 16:19:28] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:44 towards level 73.
[07/02/23 16:39:31] Sombra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:12 from level 79.
[07/02/23 16:58:54] Theleveler got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:08:47 from level 81.
[07/02/23 17:41:35] talisein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:39:14 towards level 74.
[07/02/23 18:11:28] Cockatrice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:34:32 towards level 68.
[07/02/23 19:11:23] Khorne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:44:33 towards level 82.
[07/02/23 20:20:54] EddieT137 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:38 towards level 71.
[07/02/23 20:37:49] canton7 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 13:06:11 from level 76.
[07/02/23 20:40:28] JigmeDatse was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:31:41 from level 68.
[07/02/23 21:02:39] Matthew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:07 towards level 58.
[07/02/23 21:17:15] ahmubashshir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:37 towards level 66.
[07/02/23 21:21:19] enteral found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:33:54 towards level 66.
[07/02/23 21:27:47] Kurenai was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:41 towards level 68.
[07/02/23 21:28:51] freeboson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:28:03 towards level 76.
[07/02/23 22:19:03] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:42:37 towards level 75.
[07/02/23 22:34:06] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:21:16 towards level 81.
[07/02/23 22:49:12] Techman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:16:00 towards level 81.
[07/02/23 22:51:34] Lord255 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:29 towards level 78.
[07/03/23 00:20:59] allo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:06:30 towards level 80.
[07/03/23 00:25:52] dyvonna was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:42:55 from level 71.
[07/03/23 00:51:28] Techman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:50:37 towards level 81.
[07/03/23 01:04:03] hax404's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hax404's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/23 01:10:05] BastelBot has dealt Luca a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:35:35 is added to Luca's clock.
[07/03/23 02:18:39] Lord255 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:43:55 towards level 78.
[07/03/23 02:39:55] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:59:54 towards level 77.
[07/03/23 03:00:52] Sombra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:30 from level 79.
[07/03/23 03:06:23] gideonstar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:53 towards level 47.
[07/03/23 03:16:17] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:32:41 towards level 82.
[07/03/23 03:55:32] RussellB was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:21:51 from level 77.
[07/03/23 04:02:55] adamus1red has dealt mordac a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:31:08 is added to mordac's clock.
[07/03/23 04:06:43] Lenny_ met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:50:23 from level 65.
[07/03/23 04:51:43] Fehu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:48 towards level 70.
[07/03/23 05:36:23] Lord255 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:44 towards level 78.
[07/03/23 05:45:13] kptr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:53:28 towards level 78.
[07/03/23 05:57:27] cadfael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:19 towards level 71.
[07/03/23 06:08:03] gildarts got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:49:40 towards level 72.
[07/03/23 06:16:02] dwfreed was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:54:18 towards level 81.
[07/03/23 06:19:39] scornn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:59:33 towards level 56.
[07/03/23 06:25:19] ToHellWithGA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:10 towards level 79.
[07/03/23 06:38:31] cadfael's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! cadfael's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/03/23 06:48:27] JigmeDatse was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:03:54 towards level 68.
[07/03/23 07:30:07] Covid-19 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:56:15 towards level 77.
[07/03/23 08:10:46] bg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:32:51 from level 80.
[07/03/23 08:19:48] hugga ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:28:36 from level 68.
[07/03/23 08:32:18] rawgreaze's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! rawgreaze's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/23 08:49:34] damyan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:43:26 from level 73.
[07/03/23 08:50:55] hax404 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:51:20 from level 75.
[07/03/23 08:52:41] damyan's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! damyan's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/03/23 09:30:34] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:22:50 towards level 77.
[07/03/23 09:38:18] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:35 towards level 70.
[07/03/23 10:25:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Pinkman's tunic! Pinkman's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/23 11:21:56] el was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:16 towards level 76.
[07/03/23 11:52:02] Omega's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Omega's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/23 13:26:25] Lnk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:38 towards level 84.
[07/03/23 13:59:15] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:28:29 towards level 75.
[07/03/23 14:19:26] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:17:25 towards level 81.
[07/03/23 15:02:13] linear found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:48 towards level 50.
[07/03/23 15:44:38] Cockatrice ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:40:49 from level 68.
[07/03/23 17:43:09] BastelBot was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:03:48 from level 78.
[07/03/23 18:14:26] sc has dealt zbe a Critical Strike! 7 days, 05:19:27 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/03/23 18:23:58] gusto hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:11 towards level 63.
[07/03/23 18:50:47] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:52:56 towards level 74.
[07/03/23 20:00:46] "\@_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:06 towards level 77.
[07/03/23 20:26:16] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:35:38 towards level 73.
[07/03/23 20:56:17] rawgreaze got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:46:14 towards level 70.
[07/03/23 21:19:08] Chuck found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:56:31 towards level 75.
[07/03/23 22:09:42] slim found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:40:02 towards level 66.
[07/03/23 22:14:10] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:21:17 towards level 69.
[07/03/23 22:14:55] Drin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:46:23 from level 71.
[07/03/23 22:57:38] The local wizard imbued particleflux's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! particleflux's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/23 23:04:36] CompanionCube spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! CompanionCube's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/04/23 00:15:11] Lenny_ ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:41 from level 65.
[07/04/23 00:21:22] Puff was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:36 towards level 76.
[07/04/23 00:40:41] Crazycatlady ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:32:27 from level 77.
[07/04/23 01:08:02] VonToutCourt has dealt t3chn0 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 20:06:33 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[07/04/23 01:59:55] Destruia tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:57:39 towards level 73.
[07/04/23 02:57:53] tass tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:06 towards level 46.
[07/04/23 03:21:31] krustenkaese tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:45 towards level 54.
[07/04/23 03:46:01] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:03 towards level 75.
[07/04/23 04:23:25] tass reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tass's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/23 04:27:23] Berserker found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:46 towards level 59.
[07/04/23 04:30:51] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:55:24 towards level 82.
[07/04/23 04:50:02] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:44:02 towards level 82.
[07/04/23 05:45:43] jaxson ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:01 from level 71.
[07/04/23 06:02:08] Ankhers found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:15:38 towards level 72.
[07/04/23 06:25:55] confunctius was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:53:11 towards level 60.
[07/04/23 06:53:20] The local wizard imbued _sh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! _sh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/23 07:03:59] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:10:16 towards level 73.
[07/04/23 07:07:08] noex's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! noex's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/04/23 07:31:38] Bolded slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Bolded's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/04/23 08:04:18] nawcom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:46 towards level 73.
[07/04/23 08:12:41] cadfael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:05:54 towards level 72.
[07/04/23 09:10:21] Cirdan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:12:52 towards level 79.
[07/04/23 09:18:18] bobvador tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:23:16 towards level 77.
[07/04/23 09:25:37] mald0r0r was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:17 towards level 36.
[07/04/23 09:39:28] canton7 has dealt Sorin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:36:21 is added to Sorin's clock.
[07/04/23 10:00:06] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:50:44 towards level 78.
[07/04/23 10:39:30] BastelBot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:25:56 towards level 78.
[07/04/23 11:31:27] Reilly met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:47:53 from level 63.
[07/04/23 12:33:14] zifnab06 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:19:57 towards level 70.
[07/04/23 12:44:53] el was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:08 towards level 76.
[07/04/23 13:06:36] Acolarh slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Acolarh's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/04/23 13:18:06] Lenny_ was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:56:38 from level 66.
[07/04/23 13:31:09] shikhin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:20:39 from level 79.
[07/04/23 13:45:35] Mat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:10:49 towards level 56.
[07/04/23 13:57:32] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:59:55 towards level 66.
[07/04/23 14:31:46] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:13:36 towards level 71.
[07/04/23 14:32:40] bobvador found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:34:20 towards level 77.
[07/04/23 15:13:31] Sorin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:29 towards level 62.
[07/04/23 15:40:31] CodeB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:09 towards level 57.
[07/04/23 16:46:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on solarsparq's tunic! solarsparq's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/23 16:57:34] \dev\ice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:55:16 towards level 58.
[07/04/23 17:05:05] IFireflyl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:26 towards level 51.
[07/04/23 17:20:14] Jens was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:36:39 from level 71.
[07/04/23 18:47:14] hax404's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hax404's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/23 19:00:28] cornfeedhobo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:00 towards level 67.
[07/04/23 19:36:58] damyan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:05:37 towards level 73.
[07/04/23 19:41:35] Garg was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:00 from level 44.
[07/04/23 19:54:05] kevkev was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:38 towards level 51.
[07/04/23 20:02:15] Crazycatlady was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:02:41 from level 77.
[07/04/23 20:06:52] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:16:40 towards level 73.
[07/04/23 20:34:29] Andrew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:47 from level 28.
[07/04/23 22:03:20] Reilly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:59:24 towards level 63.
[07/04/23 22:18:32] enteral found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:58 towards level 66.
[07/04/23 22:47:03] sc reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/23 23:24:06] Nuae burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Nuae's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/05/23 00:39:41] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:58:40 towards level 73.
[07/05/23 02:25:10] boscage was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:33:08 from level 52.
[07/05/23 02:55:18] CompanionCube walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:41:31 from level 80.
[07/05/23 03:05:26] Tenedos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:21 towards level 67.
[07/05/23 03:13:42] bsleep was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:06:36 from level 75.
[07/05/23 03:49:32] BenDover was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:09 towards level 57.
[07/05/23 05:43:03] nawcom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:17:46 towards level 73.
[07/05/23 05:53:50] GilbertErik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:56 towards level 69.
[07/05/23 06:47:21] tass got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:22 towards level 46.
[07/05/23 07:57:44] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:19:46 towards level 69.
[07/05/23 08:38:37] Garg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:30 towards level 44.
[07/05/23 08:44:20] TheSilentLink walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:23:51 from level 69.
[07/05/23 09:49:53] adamus1red found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:24:21 towards level 75.
[07/05/23 10:18:36] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:30:45 towards level 71.
[07/05/23 10:45:13] Destruia was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:57 towards level 73.
[07/05/23 11:04:17] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:38 towards level 70.
[07/05/23 11:53:09] TheSilentLink tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:40:23 towards level 69.
[07/05/23 11:57:04] aqsd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:31:53 towards level 76.
[07/05/23 13:19:44] Warson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:51 towards level 45.
[07/05/23 14:15:21] spex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:36 towards level 75.
[07/05/23 14:47:00] ahmubashshir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:30:46 towards level 67.
[07/05/23 14:54:24] bg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:49:25 from level 80.
[07/05/23 15:24:50] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:01 towards level 80.
[07/05/23 15:42:08] mordac was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:41:14 from level 75.
[07/05/23 16:00:17] scornn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:15:20 towards level 56.
[07/05/23 17:22:32] Warson walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:21:57 from level 45.
[07/05/23 17:28:10] sam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:25 towards level 72.
[07/05/23 17:36:48] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:08:47 towards level 82.
[07/05/23 18:24:25] sc walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:02:31 from level 82.
[07/05/23 18:42:50] eising was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:47:41 from level 78.
[07/05/23 18:43:05] kevkev hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:34 towards level 51.
[07/05/23 19:01:34] drahthaar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! drahthaar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/23 20:18:36] medivh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! medivh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/23 20:20:19] signofzeta hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:48 towards level 70.
[07/05/23 20:20:49] apb discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:06:52 towards level 75.
[07/05/23 20:40:23] sky's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sky's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/23 21:10:40] Lord255's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Lord255's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/23 21:22:55] KindOne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:41:33 towards level 71.
[07/05/23 21:42:29] Garg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:14 towards level 44.
[07/05/23 23:46:56] alephnull discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:46:03 towards level 51.
[07/06/23 00:08:52] h00k walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:32:47 from level 56.
[07/06/23 01:35:42] kevkev was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:13 towards level 51.
[07/06/23 02:11:32] SirNeo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:53:15 towards level 62.
[07/06/23 02:44:43] alephnull reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! alephnull's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/23 02:46:16] cfjk burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! cfjk's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/23 02:47:38] medivh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:26:36 from level 49.
[07/06/23 03:12:58] RussellB was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:38:47 from level 77.
[07/06/23 03:23:45] Nuae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:16:32 towards level 66.
[07/06/23 03:56:14] Thorael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:28 towards level 77.
[07/06/23 04:04:40] linear found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:11 towards level 51.
[07/06/23 04:40:14] Tangles was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:04:37 from level 75.
[07/06/23 04:53:25] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:14 towards level 81.
[07/06/23 05:10:56] particleflux was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:23 towards level 53.
[07/06/23 05:14:55] Theleveler was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:07:00 towards level 81.
[07/06/23 05:19:22] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:45:00 towards level 77.
[07/06/23 05:49:04] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:41:52 from level 73.
[07/06/23 07:25:35] Cirdan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:53:29 from level 79.
[07/06/23 07:44:36] Zed_Spiker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:09 towards level 46.
[07/06/23 07:55:27] fstrelok was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:55:26 towards level 64.
[07/06/23 07:58:12] The local wizard imbued StalkR's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! StalkR's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/23 08:31:24] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:14 towards level 81.
[07/06/23 09:10:44] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:37:09 towards level 80.
[07/06/23 10:16:10] ahmubashshir was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:40:23 from level 67.
[07/06/23 10:33:45] scumola spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! scumola's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/23 11:08:54] t3chn0 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:01:15 from level 77.
[07/06/23 11:41:38] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:42 towards level 68.
[07/06/23 13:16:02] Nuae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:17:06 towards level 66.
[07/06/23 13:32:15] Kritzefitz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:25:28 towards level 73.
[07/06/23 13:58:06] megubyte was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:15:05 towards level 68.
[07/06/23 14:30:50] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:52:45 towards level 71.
[07/06/23 14:34:03] MetaNova's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MetaNova's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/23 14:34:09] bsleep got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:45 towards level 75.
[07/06/23 14:39:44] fstrelok caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:29:50 towards level 64.
[07/06/23 14:44:21] yano was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:50 towards level 78.
[07/06/23 15:28:32] Aksej slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Aksej's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/23 16:03:37] h00k hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:10:37 towards level 56.
[07/06/23 16:45:29] megubyte's charm ate a bolt of lightning! megubyte's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/23 17:42:19] Covid-19 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:23:07 from level 77.
[07/06/23 17:44:35] jjasghar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:38:43 towards level 69.
[07/06/23 18:25:05] Lenny_'s amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Lenny_'s amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/23 18:26:02] misha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:28:48 towards level 82.
[07/06/23 18:39:32] talisein's charm ate a bolt of lightning! talisein's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/23 18:40:36] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:13 towards level 64.
[07/06/23 18:59:16] anarcat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:21:36 towards level 80.
[07/06/23 19:27:04] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:35:20 from level 80.
[07/06/23 19:53:40] MELOONi burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! MELOONi's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/23 19:56:13] Blohsh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:28 towards level 50.
[07/06/23 21:14:35] MELOONi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:15 towards level 74.
[07/06/23 21:43:54] idleevil was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:37:38 towards level 67.
[07/06/23 23:21:26] Warson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:10 towards level 45.
[07/06/23 23:53:53] theZoMBiE ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:42:28 from level 59.
[07/07/23 00:08:14] Kritzefitz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:23:05 towards level 73.
[07/07/23 00:23:21] jaxson's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jaxson's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/23 01:28:09] Ecko walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:30:53 from level 72.
[07/07/23 02:08:53] Blohsh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:52:07 from level 50.
[07/07/23 02:14:51] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:13:08 towards level 82.
[07/07/23 03:40:30] mordac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:08 towards level 75.
[07/07/23 03:50:45] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:53 towards level 78.
[07/07/23 04:09:10] Tabmow ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:39:52 from level 69.
[07/07/23 04:20:35] nawcom had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:03 towards level 73.
[07/07/23 05:04:47] munkis was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:06 towards level 67.
[07/07/23 05:26:37] Mat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:22:01 from level 56.
[07/07/23 05:30:11] Wolf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:38:22 from level 80.
[07/07/23 07:09:20] Fehu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:59:56 towards level 71.
[07/07/23 07:27:36] IFireflyl's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! IFireflyl's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/23 08:47:13] bananaboat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:48:08 from level 80.
[07/07/23 08:50:28] tomhek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:55:31 towards level 76.
[07/07/23 09:03:07] yNos was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:23:30 towards level 72.
[07/07/23 09:18:04] Fehu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:41:47 towards level 71.
[07/07/23 09:24:08] Kurenai reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kurenai's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/23 09:35:41] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:39:29 towards level 78.
[07/07/23 09:45:14] exergy got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:42:50 towards level 50.
[07/07/23 10:24:46] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:52:28 towards level 70.
[07/07/23 11:44:52] Mat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:04:42 towards level 56.
[07/07/23 12:11:24] freeboson's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! freeboson's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/23 12:58:53] Bolded was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:05 towards level 72.
[07/07/23 13:18:00] scornn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:48 towards level 56.
[07/07/23 13:31:45] Bluedog reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Bluedog's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/23 13:37:28] Lissta had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:22 towards level 16.
[07/07/23 13:41:26] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:40:37 towards level 74.
[07/07/23 13:49:55] VonToutCourt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:22:51 towards level 77.
[07/07/23 13:59:52] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:12:58 towards level 73.
[07/07/23 14:11:21] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:45 towards level 71.
[07/07/23 14:54:37] alexlehm's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! alexlehm's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/07/23 15:20:05] CompanionCube was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:49:40 towards level 80.
[07/07/23 16:27:54] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:21:44 towards level 75.
[07/07/23 16:43:44] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:29:55 towards level 73.
[07/07/23 16:44:26] kenyon burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kenyon's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/07/23 18:26:25] \dev\ice was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:11 towards level 58.
[07/07/23 21:11:59] scornn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:11:40 towards level 56.
[07/07/23 21:17:00] AlexS was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:12:11 towards level 69.
[07/07/23 21:28:05] alexlehm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:36:27 towards level 56.
[07/07/23 21:29:48] canton7 has dealt anarcat a Critical Strike! 3 days, 10:52:34 is added to anarcat's clock.
[07/07/23 22:16:57] \dev\ice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:15 towards level 58.
[07/07/23 22:23:41] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:20 towards level 81.
[07/07/23 22:58:09] Minus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:49 towards level 69.
[07/07/23 23:57:38] Tenedos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:09 towards level 67.
[07/08/23 00:02:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Sorin's tunic! Sorin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/23 00:14:36] Tenedos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:59 towards level 67.
[07/08/23 00:43:40] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:04 towards level 72.
[07/08/23 01:14:08] Affliction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:04 towards level 75.
[07/08/23 04:05:45] csc2ya was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:12:28 towards level 62.
[07/08/23 04:23:07] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:29 towards level 64.
[07/08/23 04:39:29] scumola ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:19:59 from level 74.
[07/08/23 04:41:53] DontEvenPeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:31 towards level 57.
[07/08/23 04:57:48] sky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:39:17 towards level 77.
[07/08/23 05:18:02] enteral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:00:23 towards level 66.
[07/08/23 05:47:18] sky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:11:26 towards level 77.
[07/08/23 06:02:18] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:09 towards level 82.
[07/08/23 06:22:53] vectr0n was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:27:55 towards level 67.
[07/08/23 06:51:48] fstrelok gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:54 towards level 64.
[07/08/23 07:12:17] yano gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:50 towards level 78.
[07/08/23 07:17:22] bobvador bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:14:08 towards level 77.
[07/08/23 07:34:55] Ecko was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:35:06 from level 72.
[07/08/23 09:28:02] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:38:36 towards level 74.
[07/08/23 09:32:13] MetaNova discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:29:14 towards level 77.
[07/08/23 09:35:34] Acolarh slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Acolarh's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/08/23 09:59:28] BenDover walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:24:12 from level 58.
[07/08/23 10:01:55] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:48:56 towards level 59.
[07/08/23 10:12:42] The local wizard imbued Koffa's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Koffa's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/23 10:37:12] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:02 towards level 71.
[07/08/23 11:03:04] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:26 towards level 82.
[07/08/23 13:09:52] fork's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! fork's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/08/23 13:35:06] nya reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nya's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/23 15:25:37] gideonstar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:00 from level 48.
[07/08/23 15:37:03] alexlehm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:21:34 from level 56.
[07/08/23 16:16:49] drahthaar was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:47:41 from level 83.
[07/08/23 16:39:24] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:29:52 towards level 80.
[07/08/23 16:43:31] Yarosh ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:19:09 from level 76.
[07/08/23 16:47:11] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:42:18 towards level 75.
[07/08/23 17:08:25] zifnab06 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:05:42 towards level 70.
[07/08/23 17:09:49] HeavyPodda was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:04 towards level 74.
[07/08/23 17:19:28] IFireflyl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:03:56 from level 52.
[07/08/23 17:40:11] linear found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:05 towards level 51.
[07/08/23 18:08:22] Nuae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:02 towards level 66.
[07/08/23 18:40:18] krustenkaese met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:49 from level 54.
[07/08/23 20:45:12] BenDover spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! BenDover's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/08/23 22:06:07] CodeB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:52 towards level 57.
[07/08/23 22:28:44] IFireflyl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:55 towards level 52.
[07/08/23 23:11:37] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:39:47 towards level 76.
[07/09/23 00:18:23] caeli tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 18:38:59 towards level 80.
[07/09/23 01:20:53] Tabmow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:37:33 towards level 69.
[07/09/23 01:42:53] The local wizard imbued BastelBot's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! BastelBot's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/23 03:25:54] alexlehm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:36:14 towards level 56.
[07/09/23 03:31:13] sam was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:34:43 from level 72.
[07/09/23 03:35:14] adamus1red discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:49 towards level 75.
[07/09/23 03:35:56] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:55:20 towards level 69.
[07/09/23 04:20:34] bg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:34:28 towards level 80.
[07/09/23 04:58:13] The local wizard imbued Warson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Warson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/23 05:03:56] BenDover got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:35:04 from level 58.
[07/09/23 05:04:23] scumola found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:40:16 towards level 74.
[07/09/23 05:04:48] gildarts caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:55 towards level 72.
[07/09/23 05:19:55] BastelBot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:32 towards level 78.
[07/09/23 05:36:31] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:01 towards level 67.
[07/09/23 05:38:08] Pinkman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:56 towards level 70.
[07/09/23 06:39:17] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:16:30 towards level 82.
[07/09/23 06:40:26] JigmeDatse found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:05:58 towards level 68.
[07/09/23 06:43:02] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:51:47 towards level 72.
[07/09/23 07:29:47] Minus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:08 towards level 69.
[07/09/23 08:12:04] eising spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! eising's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/09/23 08:30:05] Cirdan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:08:04 towards level 79.
[07/09/23 08:32:26] MetaNova got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:43:11 from level 77.
[07/09/23 08:50:40] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:10:12 towards level 80.
[07/09/23 08:58:48] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:53:18 towards level 78.
[07/09/23 09:16:43] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:54 towards level 77.
[07/09/23 10:25:46] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:41:07 towards level 72.
[07/09/23 10:33:38] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:07:50 towards level 74.
[07/09/23 11:06:19] Tabmow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:47 towards level 69.
[07/09/23 11:46:37] tass got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:28:19 from level 47.
[07/09/23 11:55:12] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:58:48 towards level 59.
[07/09/23 12:23:42] TheSilentLink's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TheSilentLink's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/23 12:24:18] Minus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:12 towards level 69.
[07/09/23 12:49:49] laama's charm ate a bolt of lightning! laama's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/23 13:15:27] MadMan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:21 towards level 72.
[07/09/23 14:47:35] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:41 towards level 64.
[07/09/23 15:07:22] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:27 towards level 71.
[07/09/23 15:39:01] bg was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:44:40 from level 80.
[07/09/23 19:06:52] munkis fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:20:21 from level 67.
[07/09/23 20:08:44] idleevil's charm ate a bolt of lightning! idleevil's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/23 20:47:46] Ankhers found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:42:09 towards level 73.
[07/09/23 21:11:27] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:43 towards level 77.
[07/09/23 21:39:43] brycec got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:52 towards level 72.
[07/09/23 21:40:43] yNos was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:18:56 towards level 72.
[07/09/23 22:25:00] GilbertErik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:43:24 towards level 69.
[07/09/23 23:58:12] tomgus1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:43:38 towards level 57.
[07/10/23 00:23:05] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:27:04 towards level 73.
[07/10/23 00:37:06] ZOTTA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:45:28 towards level 70.
[07/10/23 00:46:05] exergy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:10 towards level 50.
[07/10/23 00:57:28] laama slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! laama's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/10/23 02:30:31] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:01 towards level 70.
[07/10/23 02:55:48] pfoley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:19:05 towards level 72.
[07/10/23 03:33:17] csc2ya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:16:45 towards level 62.
[07/10/23 04:07:31] io was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:22:18 from level 81.
[07/10/23 04:07:46] Blohsh fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:26:09 from level 50.
[07/10/23 06:15:41] bobvador found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:51:20 towards level 77.
[07/10/23 06:35:19] MetaNova discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:03:21 towards level 77.
[07/10/23 06:53:14] Drin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:06:26 towards level 71.
[07/10/23 08:35:47] Thorael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:55 towards level 77.
[07/10/23 10:10:46] CodeGeek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:19:43 towards level 79.
[07/10/23 10:14:05] Ungoliant had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:54:44 towards level 69.
[07/10/23 10:42:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on JamCow's tunic! JamCow's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/23 10:48:07] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:11 towards level 56.
[07/10/23 10:48:50] Przemek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:47 towards level 54.
[07/10/23 10:54:51] vegadark was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:10:54 towards level 81.
[07/10/23 11:39:09] Fehu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:12:16 towards level 71.
[07/10/23 11:57:46] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:47 towards level 59.
[07/10/23 15:04:03] Cockatrice's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Cockatrice's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/23 15:36:07] brycec was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:39 towards level 72.
[07/10/23 16:09:09] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:22 towards level 72.
[07/10/23 16:50:19] Berserker bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:07:45 towards level 60.
[07/10/23 17:19:09] JamCow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:36:06 towards level 78.
[07/10/23 18:12:17] slim was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:49 towards level 66.
[07/10/23 18:45:38] ukleinek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ukleinek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/10/23 19:39:49] anarcat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:13:13 from level 80.
[07/10/23 20:06:38] EddieT137 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:40:38 from level 71.
[07/10/23 21:03:47] Fenrik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:39:31 towards level 78.
[07/10/23 21:32:24] nya was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:39:31 from level 76.
[07/10/23 21:43:32] Drin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:37 towards level 71.
[07/10/23 23:30:29] Abe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:40:00 towards level 71.
[07/10/23 23:38:34] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:11:33 towards level 59.
[07/10/23 23:53:52] rawgreaze was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:58 towards level 70.
[07/11/23 00:59:05] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:05 towards level 75.
[07/11/23 01:30:15] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:25 towards level 77.
[07/11/23 01:49:14] TimWolla's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TimWolla's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/23 01:57:21] shikhin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! shikhin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/23 02:30:56] Bolded was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:45:55 from level 72.
[07/11/23 02:55:13] theZoMBiE had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:16:36 towards level 59.
[07/11/23 04:05:26] caeli fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:45:50 from level 80.
[07/11/23 04:31:01] HeavyPodda ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:57:06 from level 75.
[07/11/23 04:31:28] BastelBot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:25 towards level 78.
[07/11/23 04:44:16] Thorael ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:30:30 from level 77.
[07/11/23 05:25:39] Pinkman has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 8 days, 12:29:04 is added to Tangles's clock.
[07/11/23 05:56:33] munkis got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:05:28 from level 67.
[07/11/23 06:38:01] The local wizard imbued Cockatrice's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Cockatrice's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/23 07:51:12] EddieT137 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:08 towards level 71.
[07/11/23 09:17:37] zifnab06 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:12:33 from level 70.
[07/11/23 09:34:19] tomgus1 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:39:38 from level 57.
[07/11/23 09:48:04] rawgreaze found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:26 towards level 70.
[07/11/23 11:03:12] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:22:40 towards level 77.
[07/11/23 12:03:51] Bolded found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:37:34 towards level 72.
[07/11/23 12:43:13] csc2ya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:49:50 towards level 62.
[07/11/23 13:33:43] bananaboat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:21 towards level 80.
[07/11/23 13:57:20] sam has dealt zifnab06 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:04:27 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[07/11/23 14:19:28] blabber got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:20:35 from level 77.
[07/11/23 14:36:39] Asara found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:05:02 towards level 79.
[07/11/23 14:45:02] Crazycatlady was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:17:58 towards level 77.
[07/11/23 15:01:14] pfoley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:08:26 from level 72.
[07/11/23 15:14:29] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:55 towards level 75.
[07/11/23 15:51:14] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:24 towards level 71.
[07/11/23 15:57:52] tsr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:12:19 towards level 74.
[07/11/23 16:08:33] Gangsterish found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:42:50 towards level 52.
[07/11/23 17:40:13] Techman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:52 towards level 81.
[07/11/23 19:52:10] kzootech was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:58:00 from level 68.
[07/11/23 20:31:24] laama was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:44 towards level 79.
[07/11/23 21:44:51] hdm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:43:26 from level 82.
[07/11/23 21:55:23] alexlehm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:53 towards level 56.
[07/11/23 22:22:52] "\@_ was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:13 from level 77.
[07/11/23 22:32:24] wowbagger gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:49 towards level 55.
[07/11/23 23:42:55] Garg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:29 towards level 46.
[07/12/23 00:07:19] Daikojun was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:58:06 from level 52.
[07/12/23 01:17:46] Daikojun spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Daikojun's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/12/23 01:25:48] Reilly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:33 towards level 63.
[07/12/23 01:55:06] gildarts was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:52 towards level 72.
[07/12/23 02:48:28] talisein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:56 towards level 74.
[07/12/23 02:48:37] 0x00 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:01:06 from level 47.
[07/12/23 02:57:40] The local wizard imbued hax404's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hax404's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/23 03:13:37] Lnk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:28:12 from level 85.
[07/12/23 03:36:36] kzootech bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:51:27 towards level 68.
[07/12/23 04:15:25] StalkR caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:37 towards level 77.
[07/12/23 04:20:20] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:34 towards level 80.
[07/12/23 04:32:35] krustenkaese's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! krustenkaese's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/23 04:36:15] Tabmow was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:11:05 from level 69.
[07/12/23 06:12:02] thornrag tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:22:20 towards level 75.
[07/12/23 07:28:29] h00k ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:15:10 from level 56.
[07/12/23 07:35:49] tsr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:00 towards level 74.
[07/12/23 07:41:11] Acolarh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:55:11 from level 79.
[07/12/23 08:58:52] nawcom reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nawcom's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/23 09:40:57] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:09:23 towards level 73.
[07/12/23 09:43:09] TimWolla ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 20:15:04 from level 83.
[07/12/23 10:04:08] SirNeo was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:27:31 from level 62.
[07/12/23 10:15:56] gideonstar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:32 towards level 48.
[07/12/23 11:32:13] caeli was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 09:26:26 from level 80.
[07/12/23 12:57:35] jaxson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:03:40 from level 72.
[07/12/23 14:25:21] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:56 towards level 74.
[07/12/23 14:25:33] dbx12 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:19 towards level 54.
[07/12/23 15:51:19] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:57 towards level 79.
[07/12/23 15:52:04] Zed_Spiker caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:21 towards level 47.
[07/12/23 16:00:24] megubyte was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:03:29 towards level 68.
[07/12/23 16:33:42] ChowderKeg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:58:15 towards level 81.
[07/12/23 16:35:19] V was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:00:50 towards level 79.
[07/12/23 16:36:22] kenyon ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:48:32 from level 79.
[07/12/23 16:37:13] talisein ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:52 from level 74.
[07/12/23 17:56:52] Abe was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:14:38 from level 71.
[07/12/23 18:59:24] Berserker bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:42:35 towards level 60.
[07/12/23 20:46:28] Sombra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:49:11 from level 80.
[07/12/23 20:59:13] buzel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:15:43 towards level 80.
[07/12/23 21:41:01] DontEvenPeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:01:31 towards level 58.
[07/12/23 21:45:26] Tangles walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:26:54 from level 75.
[07/12/23 22:05:54] pfoley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:52 towards level 72.
[07/12/23 22:20:07] Misza was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:08:29 towards level 70.
[07/12/23 22:25:47] Khorne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:45:41 towards level 82.
[07/12/23 22:56:15] pyre burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pyre's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/12/23 22:57:36] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:36:17 towards level 81.
[07/12/23 23:00:25] bfft slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bfft's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/12/23 23:14:07] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:35:11 towards level 74.
[07/12/23 23:46:10] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:09 towards level 68.
[07/13/23 00:08:28] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:55:20 towards level 76.
[07/13/23 01:16:38] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:11:18 towards level 74.
[07/13/23 01:22:15] medivh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:05 towards level 50.
[07/13/23 01:28:23] gildarts was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:06:47 towards level 72.
[07/13/23 01:43:06] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:19 towards level 74.
[07/13/23 02:51:39] slim has dealt buzel a Critical Strike! 5 days, 01:45:29 is added to buzel's clock.
[07/13/23 04:33:28] Blohsh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:35:03 towards level 50.
[07/13/23 05:12:18] signofzeta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:58:09 towards level 71.
[07/13/23 05:15:36] Techman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:48 towards level 81.
[07/13/23 05:42:39] boscage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:29 towards level 52.
[07/13/23 06:09:10] Neil had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:46:36 towards level 58.
[07/13/23 06:16:36] cornfeedhobo was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:02:57 from level 68.
[07/13/23 06:34:27] Reilly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:39 towards level 63.
[07/13/23 07:07:34] Tabmow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:21:46 towards level 69.
[07/13/23 07:11:35] Sombra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 06:27:38 from level 80.
[07/13/23 09:09:52] V's charm ate a bolt of lightning! V's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/23 09:17:39] enteral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:36 towards level 66.
[07/13/23 09:36:55] RussellB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:18:27 towards level 77.
[07/13/23 10:17:05] canton7 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:54:17 towards level 76.
[07/13/23 10:26:55] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:21:02 towards level 77.
[07/13/23 12:42:32] Luca ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:01:52 from level 54.
[07/13/23 12:48:51] medivh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:01:55 from level 50.
[07/13/23 12:53:51] GilbertErik has dealt Thorael a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:27:18 is added to Thorael's clock.
[07/13/23 13:15:59] spex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:03:27 towards level 76.
[07/13/23 14:53:58] BastelBot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:05:13 towards level 79.
[07/13/23 15:50:55] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:11:33 towards level 80.
[07/13/23 16:17:24] vegadark discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:35:58 towards level 81.
[07/13/23 16:25:26] anarcat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:39:19 towards level 80.
[07/13/23 16:32:54] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:56:49 from level 81.
[07/13/23 17:01:12] RussellB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:14:42 towards level 77.
[07/13/23 17:16:18] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:31:49 towards level 83.
[07/13/23 17:16:42] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:55 towards level 79.
[07/13/23 17:47:36] slim was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:27:16 from level 66.
[07/13/23 18:03:48] Daikojun was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:47:38 from level 52.
[07/13/23 18:32:04] Andrio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:40:06 from level 72.
[07/13/23 19:13:21] rawgreaze caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:18 towards level 70.
[07/13/23 20:15:01] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:55 towards level 74.
[07/13/23 20:15:22] anarcat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:47:48 towards level 80.
[07/13/23 21:24:31] noex spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! noex's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/13/23 21:45:45] BastelBot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:48:20 towards level 79.
[07/13/23 23:07:11] signofzeta had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:45:44 towards level 71.
[07/13/23 23:30:30] JamCow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JamCow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/23 23:38:06] adamus1red's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! adamus1red's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/14/23 00:27:29] alexlehm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:55 towards level 56.
[07/14/23 00:35:04] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:09:38 towards level 79.
[07/14/23 00:48:03] caeli gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 17:23:19 towards level 80.
[07/14/23 02:11:27] Khorne's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Khorne's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/23 02:29:19] n0ssh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! n0ssh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/23 04:24:46] zifnab06 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:49:23 from level 70.
[07/14/23 05:01:27] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:43:31 towards level 73.
[07/14/23 05:10:05] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:35:42 towards level 71.
[07/14/23 06:08:26] ion was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:00:15 from level 82.
[07/14/23 06:34:54] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:01:32 towards level 80.
[07/14/23 07:20:04] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:40:34 towards level 75.
[07/14/23 07:37:05] nya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:21 towards level 76.
[07/14/23 07:42:42] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:39 towards level 82.
[07/14/23 08:15:19] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:13:17 towards level 77.
[07/14/23 08:25:34] Neil was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:36:10 from level 58.
[07/14/23 08:49:34] pwae has dealt Tabmow a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:58:32 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[07/14/23 10:09:30] Tabmow ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:08:04 from level 69.
[07/14/23 11:15:27] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:36:04 from level 77.
[07/14/23 11:29:48] Fenrik has dealt Matthew a Critical Strike! 7 days, 04:56:30 is added to Matthew's clock.
[07/14/23 13:17:44] gradator spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! gradator's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/14/23 13:38:28] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:27 towards level 79.
[07/14/23 13:51:24] KindOne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:20:00 towards level 71.
[07/14/23 14:27:18] noex was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:16:42 from level 62.
[07/14/23 14:29:15] cadfael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:57:00 towards level 72.
[07/14/23 16:09:01] t3chn0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:20:41 towards level 77.
[07/14/23 16:21:11] dbx12 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:47:16 from level 54.
[07/14/23 16:41:21] soltys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:46:47 towards level 81.
[07/14/23 18:32:47] RussellB fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:10:12 from level 77.
[07/14/23 18:59:08] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:02:02 towards level 73.
[07/14/23 19:00:44] GilbertErik has dealt Luca a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:47:10 is added to Luca's clock.
[07/14/23 20:09:54] Andrio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:08:42 towards level 72.
[07/14/23 20:35:27] solarsparq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:57:04 towards level 66.
[07/14/23 21:05:58] VonToutCourt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:15 towards level 77.
[07/14/23 21:30:51] Pinkman was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:51:39 from level 70.
[07/14/23 21:46:00] nawcom caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:31:50 towards level 74.
[07/14/23 21:56:32] zifnab06 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:00:38 towards level 70.
[07/14/23 22:40:12] jayvee was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:54:51 towards level 76.
[07/14/23 23:32:17] jayvee was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:00:04 from level 76.
[07/15/23 00:24:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on solarsparq's tunic! solarsparq's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/23 03:11:02] jayvee met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:46:26 from level 76.
[07/15/23 03:18:55] happymeal had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:36 towards level 51.
[07/15/23 04:13:25] _sh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:18 towards level 80.
[07/15/23 04:23:09] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:59 towards level 74.
[07/15/23 04:26:22] Ecko ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:35:22 from level 72.
[07/15/23 04:42:13] ChowderKeg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:51:36 from level 81.
[07/15/23 06:36:29] Pinkman was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:53:07 from level 70.
[07/15/23 07:48:13] Ecko found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:18 towards level 72.
[07/15/23 07:50:19] Ecko was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:40 towards level 72.
[07/15/23 08:35:02] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:13 towards level 80.
[07/15/23 09:11:15] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:05:03 towards level 72.
[07/15/23 09:39:07] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:54:07 towards level 77.
[07/15/23 09:59:56] soltys ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:17:21 from level 81.
[07/15/23 12:35:31] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:52:09 towards level 73.
[07/15/23 13:12:12] Chuck was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:00 towards level 75.
[07/15/23 13:24:33] TheSilentLink ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:39:20 from level 69.
[07/15/23 15:31:53] ukleinek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:12 towards level 74.
[07/15/23 17:13:11] Lnk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:06:28 from level 85.
[07/15/23 17:41:47] Khorne was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:06:54 from level 82.
[07/15/23 17:45:09] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:43:51 towards level 79.
[07/15/23 17:46:00] kevkev caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:11 towards level 52.
[07/15/23 17:58:45] Crazycatlady slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Crazycatlady's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/15/23 18:05:49] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:33:23 towards level 79.
[07/15/23 18:11:42] sky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:36:03 towards level 77.
[07/15/23 19:07:39] canton7 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:21:56 from level 76.
[07/15/23 19:21:09] eising bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:24:40 towards level 78.
[07/15/23 21:59:38] enteral fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:39:02 from level 66.
[07/15/23 22:39:55] tswsl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:19 towards level 80.
[07/15/23 23:43:03] pwae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:24 towards level 77.
[07/15/23 23:59:44] Luca caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:06 towards level 54.
[07/16/23 00:10:41] cornfeedhobo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:16:02 towards level 68.
[07/16/23 00:34:16] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:22:00 from level 82.
[07/16/23 00:57:15] tmberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:48 towards level 74.
[07/16/23 01:05:50] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:36:52 towards level 69.
[07/16/23 01:49:16] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:36:15 towards level 82.
[07/16/23 01:56:17] cadfael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:50:16 towards level 72.
[07/16/23 02:40:17] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:40:21 towards level 80.
[07/16/23 03:42:12] Fehu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:59:08 towards level 71.
[07/16/23 04:32:10] gradator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:42:11 towards level 78.
[07/16/23 04:40:32] Zed_Spiker had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:11 towards level 48.
[07/16/23 05:19:07] CodeGeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:10:39 towards level 79.
[07/16/23 05:29:09] damyan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:21:46 towards level 74.
[07/16/23 06:17:26] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:01:10 towards level 85.
[07/16/23 06:48:59] The local wizard imbued zbe's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zbe's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/23 06:52:15] adamus1red caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:07 towards level 75.
[07/16/23 07:59:53] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:55 towards level 80.
[07/16/23 08:05:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Wolf's tunic! Wolf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/23 09:03:50] el was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:24 from level 76.
[07/16/23 09:06:21] gusto found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:17:56 towards level 64.
[07/16/23 09:09:04] Minus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:30:07 towards level 70.
[07/16/23 09:45:15] Cirdan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Cirdan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/23 10:20:46] buzel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:50:57 towards level 80.
[07/16/23 10:44:33] Berserker gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:21 towards level 60.
[07/16/23 11:39:41] Zed_Spiker was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:51 from level 48.
[07/16/23 12:35:14] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:29:32 towards level 82.
[07/16/23 12:37:17] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:57 towards level 67.
[07/16/23 13:27:52] Przemek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:36 towards level 54.
[07/16/23 13:33:23] thornrag was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:36:33 towards level 75.
[07/16/23 14:10:13] soltys has dealt Garg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:00:44 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/16/23 14:33:46] brycec found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:37 towards level 72.
[07/16/23 15:31:31] hugga found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:56 towards level 68.
[07/16/23 15:59:41] Bluedog was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:54:01 towards level 72.
[07/16/23 15:59:59] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:55:48 towards level 80.
[07/16/23 16:11:02] Tangles ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:43:24 from level 75.
[07/16/23 16:12:59] Carl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:30:43 from level 77.
[07/16/23 16:28:09] tomhek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:01 towards level 76.
[07/16/23 17:06:16] caeli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:03:12 towards level 80.
[07/16/23 17:44:52] caeli met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:23:56 from level 80.
[07/16/23 17:55:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on particleflux's tunic! particleflux's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/23 18:11:07] misha has dealt Affliction a Critical Strike! 13 days, 09:31:55 is added to Affliction's clock.
[07/16/23 19:29:48] blabber was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:48:55 towards level 77.
[07/16/23 19:59:46] el had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:10:59 towards level 77.
[07/16/23 20:15:10] Crazycatlady ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:55:04 from level 77.
[07/16/23 20:37:39] canton7 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:28:31 towards level 76.
[07/16/23 21:00:42] brycec fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:36:49 from level 72.
[07/16/23 21:39:44] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:43 towards level 77.
[07/16/23 22:03:38] mzumquadrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:52 towards level 28.
[07/16/23 22:33:29] Lnk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:43:19 towards level 85.
[07/16/23 22:43:46] washclof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:41:21 towards level 84.
[07/16/23 23:24:08] scornn ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:35:07 from level 56.
[07/17/23 00:51:22] bfft reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bfft's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/23 00:58:30] thornrag tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:53:50 towards level 75.
[07/17/23 01:10:53] heisenbug's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! heisenbug's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/23 01:53:32] Andrio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:07:51 from level 72.
[07/17/23 01:55:45] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:09 towards level 74.
[07/17/23 02:10:19] HellSpawn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:40:46 towards level 74.
[07/17/23 02:13:35] shikhin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! shikhin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/23 02:38:43] Wolf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:16 towards level 80.
[07/17/23 03:04:37] Cockatrice walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:34:08 from level 69.
[07/17/23 03:13:00] JamCow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JamCow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/23 03:18:23] Zed_Spiker gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:07 towards level 48.
[07/17/23 03:43:11] io found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:44:28 towards level 82.
[07/17/23 04:07:13] el caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:48:07 towards level 77.
[07/17/23 04:28:42] Russell tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:35 towards level 71.
[07/17/23 05:43:58] kzootech had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:06:57 towards level 68.
[07/17/23 06:08:06] d4n13L has dealt VonToutCourt a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:12:12 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[07/17/23 07:05:59] Garg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:47 towards level 47.
[07/17/23 08:44:36] Tangles ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:10:41 from level 75.
[07/17/23 08:53:11] happymeal caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:01 towards level 51.
[07/17/23 09:17:49] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:24:41 from level 82.
[07/17/23 09:29:49] Wam's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Wam's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/23 09:37:44] soltys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:55 towards level 81.
[07/17/23 10:22:45] The local wizard imbued Mat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Mat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/23 10:43:49] gideonstar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:01 towards level 49.
[07/17/23 11:25:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kachin's tunic! Kachin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/23 11:27:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Nysdar's tunic! Nysdar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/23 11:42:34] The local wizard imbued blabber's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! blabber's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/23 12:43:05] mzumquadrat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:00 towards level 29.
[07/17/23 12:59:29] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:09 towards level 78.
[07/17/23 13:15:55] hdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:59 towards level 82.
[07/17/23 13:16:19] rawgreaze was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:53:59 towards level 70.
[07/17/23 13:18:49] medivh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:56 towards level 50.
[07/17/23 14:02:42] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:36:27 towards level 74.
[07/17/23 14:09:14] dbx12 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:20 towards level 54.
[07/17/23 15:24:20] Nysdar's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Nysdar's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/23 16:04:19] Drin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:05:49 towards level 72.
[07/17/23 16:14:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Thorael's tunic! Thorael's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/23 16:20:02] Forud spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Forud's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/17/23 16:28:19] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:04:06 towards level 77.
[07/17/23 16:34:29] MetaNova was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:09 towards level 77.
[07/17/23 16:45:20] IFireflyl fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:13:59 from level 52.
[07/17/23 17:02:38] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:17 towards level 75.
[07/17/23 17:51:47] zifnab06 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:58 towards level 70.
[07/17/23 19:59:00] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:22:32 towards level 78.
[07/17/23 20:16:52] V got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:33:37 from level 79.
[07/17/23 20:17:04] noex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:56:35 towards level 62.
[07/17/23 20:26:15] gradator found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:31:36 towards level 78.
[07/17/23 20:28:31] Wam ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:14:16 from level 71.
[07/17/23 20:36:00] Lnk's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Lnk's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/23 20:54:22] V has dealt jacquesssss a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:19:20 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[07/17/23 21:17:01] dbx12 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:09 towards level 54.
[07/17/23 21:25:07] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:39 towards level 73.
[07/17/23 23:15:02] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:58 towards level 79.
[07/17/23 23:26:58] Platonides found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:54 towards level 67.
[07/17/23 23:38:40] pfoley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:21:38 from level 72.
[07/18/23 00:20:23] t3chn0 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:42 towards level 77.
[07/18/23 00:31:13] Arch's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Arch's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/18/23 02:22:11] Reilly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:45:00 towards level 64.
[07/18/23 02:22:38] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:26:10 towards level 77.
[07/18/23 02:34:47] Fehu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:37:14 towards level 71.
[07/18/23 03:51:44] noex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:49 towards level 62.
[07/18/23 03:53:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Berserker's tunic! Berserker's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/23 03:56:45] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:22 towards level 80.
[07/18/23 04:02:14] TimeWarp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:02:30 towards level 68.
[07/18/23 04:16:35] BastelBot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:25:16 towards level 79.
[07/18/23 04:31:35] Kurenai was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:44:19 towards level 69.
[07/18/23 04:50:46] RussellB was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:59:24 from level 77.
[07/18/23 04:53:35] Azah had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:59 towards level 31.
[07/18/23 06:00:28] Neil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:07 towards level 58.
[07/18/23 06:17:05] Bolded's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Bolded's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/23 06:23:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hdm's tunic! hdm's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/23 06:43:10] GilbertErik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:51:47 towards level 69.
[07/18/23 07:27:16] eroc1990 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:38 towards level 60.
[07/18/23 08:38:37] Matthew's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Matthew's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/23 09:04:40] TimeWarp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:59:56 from level 68.
[07/18/23 09:06:37] dwfreed was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:03:00 from level 81.
[07/18/23 09:31:55] Tabmow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:27 towards level 69.
[07/18/23 10:22:06] Garg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:12 from level 47.
[07/18/23 10:39:40] cadfael was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:40:23 from level 72.
[07/18/23 11:56:35] DontEvenPeek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:16:48 towards level 58.
[07/18/23 12:12:17] pfoley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:13:27 towards level 72.
[07/18/23 12:34:07] pfoley slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pfoley's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/18/23 12:43:57] Tabmow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:44 towards level 69.
[07/18/23 13:24:53] Ankhers was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:59:19 from level 73.
[07/18/23 14:00:09] Russell had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:04 towards level 71.
[07/18/23 14:21:05] Garg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:37 towards level 47.
[07/18/23 14:25:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on drahthaar's tunic! drahthaar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/23 14:25:42] scornn's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! scornn's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/18/23 15:20:49] Russell found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:22 towards level 71.
[07/18/23 15:48:02] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:19:41 towards level 82.
[07/18/23 15:51:53] Lnk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:58:40 towards level 85.
[07/18/23 15:56:18] Malvolio fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:12:23 from level 59.
[07/18/23 17:57:09] Arch's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Arch's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/23 18:18:54] t3chn0 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:46:31 from level 77.
[07/18/23 18:36:04] Tabmow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:14 towards level 69.
[07/18/23 18:52:52] solarsparq was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:55:17 towards level 66.
[07/18/23 20:15:53] particleflux hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:20 towards level 54.
[07/18/23 20:29:16] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:12:10 towards level 71.
[07/18/23 21:12:54] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:48:07 towards level 74.
[07/18/23 21:33:23] Asara was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:46:17 from level 79.
[07/18/23 22:29:59] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:12:16 towards level 71.
[07/18/23 23:00:33] Minus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:46:42 towards level 70.
[07/19/23 00:18:06] gegenschein was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:06:51 from level 73.
[07/19/23 00:19:12] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:27 towards level 73.
[07/19/23 01:23:11] buzel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buzel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/23 04:01:25] tomhek has dealt KindOne a Critical Strike! 3 days, 14:11:02 is added to KindOne's clock.
[07/19/23 04:06:41] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:11:35 towards level 81.
[07/19/23 04:06:47] RussellB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:19:27 towards level 77.
[07/19/23 04:36:26] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:04 towards level 47.
[07/19/23 04:53:36] buzel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:14:25 towards level 80.
[07/19/23 04:57:10] Sario's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Sario's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/23 05:16:33] Matthew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:57:44 towards level 59.
[07/19/23 05:49:42] bookworm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:48:17 towards level 73.
[07/19/23 06:22:57] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:07 towards level 59.
[07/19/23 06:44:49] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:08:17 towards level 73.
[07/19/23 07:46:52] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:58:55 towards level 79.
[07/19/23 07:55:54] gradator got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:05:01 from level 78.
[07/19/23 08:50:54] mordac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:42:35 towards level 76.
[07/19/23 09:08:15] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:08 towards level 73.
[07/19/23 09:17:57] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:38:59 towards level 73.
[07/19/23 11:04:22] tomhek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tomhek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/23 12:03:36] jjasghar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:40:00 from level 69.
[07/19/23 12:19:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Gorek's tunic! Gorek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/23 12:22:59] el was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:11:48 towards level 77.
[07/19/23 12:54:42] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:30:27 towards level 69.
[07/19/23 14:06:14] h00k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:42:55 towards level 57.
[07/19/23 15:23:08] MetaNova bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:22:25 towards level 77.
[07/19/23 15:54:17] Malvolio's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Malvolio's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/23 15:55:20] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:55:11 towards level 82.
[07/19/23 17:51:25] jayvee found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:28 towards level 76.
[07/19/23 18:08:33] blabber discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:04 towards level 77.
[07/19/23 18:09:24] Yarosh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:04:16 from level 76.
[07/19/23 19:37:41] Lnk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:28 towards level 85.
[07/19/23 19:39:05] jaxson was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:03:17 from level 72.
[07/19/23 20:33:04] alephnull got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:01:26 from level 52.
[07/19/23 20:42:21] zifnab06 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:00:20 from level 70.
[07/19/23 20:49:56] Abe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:01:09 towards level 71.
[07/19/23 22:17:59] Wam was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:39:01 from level 71.
[07/19/23 22:20:09] Przemek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:19:07 towards level 55.
[07/19/23 22:40:05] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:54:04 towards level 69.
[07/19/23 23:44:50] HeavyPodda burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! HeavyPodda's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/19/23 23:48:21] dwfreed found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:42:16 towards level 81.
[07/19/23 23:48:45] confunctius tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:53:14 towards level 61.
[07/20/23 00:51:28] \dev\ice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:25:07 towards level 59.
[07/20/23 02:34:22] damyan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:41:15 towards level 74.
[07/20/23 04:08:23] Lenny_ got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:06:01 from level 66.
[07/20/23 04:41:49] sc fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 16:29:42 from level 83.
[07/20/23 04:54:33] Lenny_ was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:15:34 from level 66.
[07/20/23 04:59:19] yNos bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:11 towards level 72.
[07/20/23 06:04:07] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:20:02 towards level 79.
[07/20/23 06:12:50] arkie found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:32 towards level 54.
[07/20/23 06:39:45] Reilly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:23:11 towards level 64.
[07/20/23 08:08:46] medivh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:37 towards level 51.
[07/20/23 08:19:51] jjasghar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:22 towards level 69.
[07/20/23 08:46:18] kevkev met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:32:10 from level 52.
[07/20/23 09:08:58] Bolded had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:19:24 towards level 73.
[07/20/23 10:08:50] blabber got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:36 towards level 77.
[07/20/23 10:30:19] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:49 towards level 82.
[07/20/23 11:30:19] The local wizard imbued hax404's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hax404's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/20/23 11:31:22] dwfreed tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:33:09 towards level 81.
[07/20/23 11:44:34] Arch bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:51:07 towards level 70.
[07/20/23 11:53:48] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:44:03 towards level 76.
[07/20/23 12:36:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Lnk's tunic! Lnk's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/20/23 13:19:42] Wolf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:36 towards level 80.
[07/20/23 14:15:06] freeboson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:31 towards level 76.
[07/20/23 14:48:13] GRIZZLYMAN bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:14 towards level 58.
[07/20/23 15:05:10] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 13:43:15 towards level 79.
[07/20/23 16:00:12] scumola was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:47:46 from level 74.
[07/20/23 16:05:46] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:45:07 from level 82.
[07/20/23 16:15:15] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:40 towards level 64.
[07/20/23 16:41:41] Cockatrice tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:34:16 towards level 69.
[07/20/23 16:52:01] ZOTTA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:00 towards level 70.
[07/20/23 17:45:12] Covid-19 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:14:49 towards level 77.
[07/20/23 17:57:53] n0ssh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:20:50 from level 58.
[07/20/23 18:05:49] fstrelok hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:24:44 towards level 64.
[07/20/23 19:16:13] Gangsterish was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:06 towards level 52.
[07/20/23 20:05:58] scumola discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:05 towards level 74.
[07/20/23 20:17:15] DontEvenPeek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:06 towards level 58.
[07/20/23 20:48:26] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:54 towards level 60.
[07/20/23 21:11:48] tswsl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:19:49 towards level 81.
[07/20/23 22:13:47] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:15:09 towards level 77.
[07/20/23 22:18:48] cadfael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:56:23 towards level 72.
[07/21/23 00:56:43] idleevil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:18 towards level 67.
[07/21/23 01:08:27] CornFly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:32:35 from level 73.
[07/21/23 02:29:34] bobvador ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:26:41 from level 78.
[07/21/23 03:13:50] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:52:03 towards level 68.
[07/21/23 03:17:05] Matthew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:45:54 towards level 59.
[07/21/23 03:28:26] enteral met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:40:40 from level 67.
[07/21/23 03:35:30] brycec caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:49:19 towards level 73.
[07/21/23 03:49:15] dyvonna tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:52:20 towards level 72.
[07/21/23 04:06:19] freeboson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:36:41 from level 76.
[07/21/23 04:13:58] noex met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:13:56 from level 62.
[07/21/23 04:53:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on DontEvenPeek's tunic! DontEvenPeek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/23 05:08:28] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:12 towards level 59.
[07/21/23 05:16:57] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:38 towards level 78.
[07/21/23 05:28:21] Misza got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:29 towards level 70.
[07/21/23 05:34:13] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:57 towards level 82.
[07/21/23 05:55:03] slim slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! slim's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/23 06:04:18] tomhek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:35:33 towards level 77.
[07/21/23 07:27:32] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:46 towards level 80.
[07/21/23 07:32:36] damyan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:24:33 from level 74.
[07/21/23 07:38:13] bookworm has dealt Garg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:03:16 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/21/23 07:48:16] arkie was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:38 towards level 54.
[07/21/23 08:03:04] Minus ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:31:51 from level 70.
[07/21/23 08:03:04] "\@_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:45:11 towards level 78.
[07/21/23 09:35:57] tass has dealt Bolded a Critical Strike! 3 days, 10:25:00 is added to Bolded's clock.
[07/21/23 09:38:00] mordac fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:23:44 from level 76.
[07/21/23 09:51:54] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:44:37 towards level 82.
[07/21/23 10:16:05] tsr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:54:55 towards level 75.
[07/21/23 10:36:15] ChowderKeg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:41:37 from level 81.
[07/21/23 10:41:22] EddieT137 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:26 towards level 71.
[07/21/23 10:47:42] idlegood had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:07:58 towards level 69.
[07/21/23 10:57:58] yNos was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:49 from level 72.
[07/21/23 11:03:29] Platonides's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Platonides's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/23 11:44:31] mzumquadrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:19 towards level 35.
[07/21/23 12:10:21] boscage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:32:45 towards level 53.
[07/21/23 12:27:32] Abe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:29:13 from level 71.
[07/21/23 12:34:51] Ungoliant was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:28:56 towards level 69.
[07/21/23 13:19:06] Ungoliant caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:44:41 towards level 69.
[07/21/23 13:33:25] confunctius was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:18:21 towards level 61.
[07/21/23 13:42:26] The local wizard imbued thornrag's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! thornrag's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/23 13:44:26] GilbertErik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:48:17 towards level 69.
[07/21/23 13:47:57] GRIZZLYMAN got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:16 towards level 58.
[07/21/23 14:03:01] tass was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:18:33 from level 49.
[07/21/23 15:45:11] zifnab06 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:37 towards level 70.
[07/21/23 15:47:51] _sh has dealt CompanionCube a Critical Strike! 7 days, 07:56:39 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[07/21/23 15:58:29] pyre spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pyre's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/23 16:15:15] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:59:03 towards level 72.
[07/21/23 16:53:30] Thorael reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Thorael's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/23 16:55:03] gusto was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:02:23 towards level 64.
[07/21/23 17:03:41] Acolarh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:26 from level 79.
[07/21/23 17:23:57] Abe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:16:38 towards level 71.
[07/21/23 17:44:10] The local wizard imbued Kritzefitz's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kritzefitz's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/23 17:44:16] Acolarh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:42 from level 79.
[07/21/23 17:44:46] Wolf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:18 towards level 80.
[07/21/23 18:48:13] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:35:44 towards level 69.
[07/21/23 19:17:52] VonToutCourt was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:13:55 from level 77.
[07/21/23 20:33:53] blabber gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:55 towards level 77.
[07/21/23 21:03:32] ahmubashshir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:26:17 towards level 67.
[07/21/23 21:30:38] Tangles caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:56:30 towards level 75.
[07/21/23 21:49:02] Russell reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Russell's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/23 22:29:03] kzootech had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:03:36 towards level 68.
[07/21/23 22:48:24] pyre tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:08 towards level 81.
[07/21/23 22:55:50] TimeWarp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:14 towards level 68.
[07/21/23 23:11:05] yNos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:23 towards level 72.
[07/21/23 23:11:47] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:59 towards level 82.
[07/21/23 23:58:10] tmberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:06 towards level 75.
[07/21/23 23:59:37] Centrixx has dealt gradator a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:34:29 is added to gradator's clock.
[07/22/23 00:24:42] Tenedos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:59:13 towards level 68.
[07/22/23 00:38:55] confunctius was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:25:19 towards level 61.
[07/22/23 01:10:05] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:08:41 towards level 76.
[07/22/23 01:40:01] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:30:42 towards level 77.
[07/22/23 02:03:31] EddieT137 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:40 towards level 71.
[07/22/23 04:00:41] TimeWarp has dealt pyre a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:30:40 is added to pyre's clock.
[07/22/23 04:53:57] aqsd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:53:45 towards level 76.
[07/22/23 04:55:55] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:56:24 towards level 75.
[07/22/23 05:10:25] MELOONi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:24:20 towards level 75.
[07/22/23 07:50:52] bfft found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:26 towards level 58.
[07/22/23 09:11:26] d4n13L got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:14:02 towards level 77.
[07/22/23 10:51:09] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:24 towards level 76.
[07/22/23 11:23:37] TimeWarp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:16 towards level 68.
[07/22/23 12:02:55] nya's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nya's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/23 12:30:40] bookworm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:45:11 from level 73.
[07/22/23 13:58:20] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:13 towards level 77.
[07/22/23 14:14:48] Lenny_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:59:49 towards level 66.
[07/22/23 14:39:02] h00k had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:28 towards level 57.
[07/22/23 15:33:50] medivh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:50 towards level 51.
[07/22/23 15:38:58] unicron ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:57:13 from level 69.
[07/22/23 15:44:50] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:34:26 towards level 82.
[07/22/23 16:13:26] happymeal discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:14:35 towards level 52.
[07/22/23 16:41:14] ToHellWithGA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:30:32 towards level 80.
[07/22/23 16:51:20] Lenny_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:46:58 towards level 66.
[07/22/23 17:04:55] jayvee hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:31 towards level 76.
[07/22/23 17:57:58] dwfreed bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:14:58 towards level 81.
[07/22/23 18:11:52] ToHellWithGA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:42:39 towards level 80.
[07/22/23 18:47:23] Luca caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:43 towards level 54.
[07/22/23 18:53:52] Misza was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:26 towards level 70.
[07/22/23 19:16:48] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:04:13 towards level 82.
[07/22/23 19:58:39] EddieT137 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:11 towards level 71.
[07/22/23 20:26:30] Chuck burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Chuck's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/23 20:59:58] tomhek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:16:33 towards level 77.
[07/22/23 21:04:53] Arch was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:41:50 from level 70.
[07/22/23 22:40:30] scornn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:14:45 towards level 57.
[07/22/23 23:14:34] ZOTTA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:40 towards level 70.
[07/22/23 23:51:44] alexlehm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:41:54 towards level 57.
[07/23/23 00:25:21] _sh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:43:28 towards level 81.
[07/23/23 00:29:39] confunctius tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:13:13 towards level 61.
[07/23/23 00:37:38] EddieT137 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:16:55 from level 71.
[07/23/23 00:50:21] yNos got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:31 from level 72.
[07/23/23 01:04:21] "\@_ reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! "\@_'s shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/23 01:28:18] Destruia caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 01:38:06 towards level 74.
[07/23/23 01:42:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on arkie's tunic! arkie's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/23 02:04:28] gideonstar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:30 towards level 50.
[07/23/23 02:16:31] Przemek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:50:04 from level 55.
[07/23/23 02:51:59] KindOne's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! KindOne's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/23 03:10:54] Jens burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Jens's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/23 04:59:39] spex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:44:55 towards level 76.
[07/23/23 05:18:58] nawcom discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:09 towards level 74.
[07/23/23 06:19:40] Matthew fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:05:46 from level 59.
[07/23/23 06:28:36] TimeWarp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:38:22 from level 68.
[07/23/23 07:21:00] Ecko discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:02:15 towards level 73.
[07/23/23 08:55:25] Puff ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:27:54 from level 77.
[07/23/23 08:55:46] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:48 towards level 77.
[07/23/23 09:38:58] Garg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:54 towards level 48.
[07/23/23 09:46:53] buzel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:42:46 from level 80.
[07/23/23 10:11:35] TimeWarp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:24:45 from level 68.
[07/23/23 10:22:38] Drin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:25:06 towards level 72.
[07/23/23 10:50:14] dbx12 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:03:13 towards level 55.
[07/23/23 11:21:49] caeli was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:12:21 towards level 80.
[07/23/23 12:48:26] Fenrik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:28 towards level 78.
[07/23/23 13:02:44] Drin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:12:17 towards level 72.
[07/23/23 13:36:45] scornn burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! scornn's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/23 16:23:22] vectr0n caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:04:18 towards level 67.
[07/23/23 16:44:54] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:49:07 towards level 59.
[07/23/23 17:32:22] Cockatrice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:54:59 towards level 69.
[07/23/23 17:45:28] vectr0n was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:59:51 from level 67.
[07/23/23 18:48:08] Andrio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:05 towards level 72.
[07/23/23 18:57:28] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:47:19 from level 77.
[07/23/23 19:22:42] allo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:24:46 towards level 80.
[07/23/23 19:48:48] gusto was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:09:08 from level 64.
[07/23/23 20:00:05] yNos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:17:14 towards level 73.
[07/23/23 21:07:43] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/23 21:59:48] scumola met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:37:06 from level 74.
[07/23/23 22:09:33] Centrixx ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:58:07 from level 76.
[07/23/23 22:24:12] Tabmow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:30:03 towards level 70.
[07/23/23 22:54:55] Tabmow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:04:46 towards level 70.
[07/23/23 23:12:29] The local wizard imbued hdm's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hdm's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/23 00:07:07] Affliction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Affliction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/23 00:14:36] kptr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:04:20 towards level 78.
[07/24/23 01:15:55] tswsl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:06:36 towards level 81.
[07/24/23 01:31:43] nya's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! nya's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/23 02:20:08] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:19 towards level 79.
[07/24/23 02:22:17] Sombra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sombra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/23 02:34:07] jayvee was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:53:25 from level 76.
[07/24/23 02:38:26] Wam ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:34:55 from level 71.
[07/24/23 02:43:18] noex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:16:20 towards level 63.
[07/24/23 03:31:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Russell's tunic! Russell's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/23 03:43:56] The local wizard imbued arkie's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! arkie's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/23 05:07:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Gorek's tunic! Gorek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/23 05:08:58] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:28 towards level 81.
[07/24/23 05:17:54] solarsparq ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:31:31 from level 66.
[07/24/23 05:22:46] Tenedos was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:43:49 from level 68.
[07/24/23 06:05:14] CodeGeek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CodeGeek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/23 06:07:11] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:10:18 towards level 73.
[07/24/23 06:35:18] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:12 towards level 73.
[07/24/23 07:01:52] Thorael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:36:28 towards level 78.
[07/24/23 07:02:13] eising ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:02:23 from level 78.
[07/24/23 08:31:09] sc has dealt Khorne a Critical Strike! 6 days, 20:19:12 is added to Khorne's clock.
[07/24/23 08:38:43] Kritzefitz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:03 towards level 73.
[07/24/23 08:46:06] jjasghar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jjasghar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/23 10:31:36] Neil has dealt h00k a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:28:40 is added to h00k's clock.
[07/24/23 11:38:08] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:04:10 towards level 82.
[07/24/23 11:39:02] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:02 towards level 79.
[07/24/23 11:59:17] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:07:45 towards level 82.
[07/24/23 12:14:08] Kurenai's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kurenai's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/23 12:31:15] idleneutral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:58:41 towards level 65.
[07/24/23 13:25:48] DontEvenPeek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:54:11 from level 59.
[07/24/23 14:22:01] TimWolla had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:01:36 towards level 83.
[07/24/23 14:28:26] Affliction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:31:50 towards level 76.
[07/24/23 14:34:00] Minus was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:22:18 from level 70.
[07/24/23 14:35:54] mordac's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! mordac's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/23 15:18:49] solarsparq slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! solarsparq's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/23 15:36:52] Kritzefitz was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:05:22 from level 73.
[07/24/23 16:01:59] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:29:51 towards level 74.
[07/24/23 17:24:04] bsleep was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:07:57 towards level 75.
[07/24/23 17:27:35] V was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:09:11 towards level 79.
[07/24/23 17:40:56] confunctius was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:14:26 towards level 61.
[07/24/23 17:43:20] drahthaar ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:01:19 from level 83.
[07/24/23 17:53:55] Centrixx gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:18 towards level 76.
[07/24/23 18:16:07] ZOTTA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:40 towards level 70.
[07/24/23 18:18:41] Ankhers was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:35:43 from level 73.
[07/24/23 18:23:18] The local wizard imbued zifnab06's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zifnab06's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/23 20:07:07] Cockatrice was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:15:00 from level 69.
[07/24/23 20:13:20] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:54 towards level 74.
[07/24/23 21:21:50] Abe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:08:11 towards level 71.
[07/24/23 22:08:11] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:40 towards level 81.
[07/24/23 22:10:35] Tenedos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:28:00 towards level 68.
[07/24/23 22:24:17] The local wizard imbued noex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! noex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/23 23:10:29] sc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:01:42 towards level 83.
[07/24/23 23:59:13] The local wizard imbued caeli's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! caeli's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/23 00:01:20] VonToutCourt ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:32 from level 77.
[07/25/23 00:26:37] tmberg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:12:07 from level 75.
[07/25/23 01:22:39] fstrelok had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:32 towards level 64.
[07/25/23 01:38:25] enteral caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:20:53 towards level 67.
[07/25/23 01:44:46] blobdog reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! blobdog's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/23 02:48:00] Platonides hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:37:59 towards level 68.
[07/25/23 02:55:46] Gorek's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Gorek's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/25/23 03:17:00] JigmeDatse met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:53:46 from level 68.
[07/25/23 03:38:55] ToHellWithGA's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ToHellWithGA's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/25/23 03:41:44] kptr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:05:57 towards level 78.
[07/25/23 03:46:45] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:05:14 towards level 71.
[07/25/23 03:48:36] ZOTTA got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:16:00 from level 70.
[07/25/23 03:49:42] mordac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:33:01 towards level 76.
[07/25/23 04:02:06] Bluedog burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Bluedog's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/25/23 04:04:37] TimeWarp's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TimeWarp's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/23 04:14:36] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:43:57 towards level 73.
[07/25/23 04:17:16] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:55:08 towards level 74.
[07/25/23 04:32:35] shikhin spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! shikhin's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/25/23 04:42:10] canton7 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! canton7's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/23 05:35:20] talisein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:16:45 towards level 75.
[07/25/23 06:00:40] cadfael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:58 towards level 72.
[07/25/23 06:23:46] Cockatrice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:40:55 towards level 69.
[07/25/23 07:07:24] hdm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:02 towards level 82.
[07/25/23 07:15:19] bfft found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:51:40 towards level 59.
[07/25/23 07:16:31] gildarts reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gildarts's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/23 07:47:57] tomhek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:50 towards level 77.
[07/25/23 08:02:58] Luca's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Luca's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/23 08:16:31] Russell hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:28:44 towards level 72.
[07/25/23 08:41:04] mzumquadrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:53 towards level 38.
[07/25/23 10:00:01] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:49 towards level 59.
[07/25/23 10:11:16] Zed_Spiker was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:38 from level 49.
[07/25/23 10:20:15] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:12:34 towards level 77.
[07/25/23 11:03:50] kinus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:32:19 towards level 73.
[07/25/23 11:25:33] happymeal was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:28:31 towards level 52.
[07/25/23 11:34:29] jacquesssss tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:25 towards level 51.
[07/25/23 11:37:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Neil's tunic! Neil's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/23 12:18:17] The local wizard imbued ahmubashshir's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ahmubashshir's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/23 12:30:56] Minus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:23:02 towards level 70.
[07/25/23 12:31:02] MetaNova was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:10 towards level 77.
[07/25/23 12:43:20] kinus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:27:53 towards level 73.
[07/25/23 14:53:07] GRIZZLYMAN was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:25 from level 58.
[07/25/23 15:19:11] TimWolla had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:18:29 towards level 83.
[07/25/23 15:23:12] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:38:14 towards level 82.
[07/25/23 15:58:37] sc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:13:43 towards level 83.
[07/25/23 18:44:23] ZOTTA was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:04:53 from level 70.
[07/25/23 18:46:50] Theleveler was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:32:53 from level 81.
[07/25/23 20:02:22] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:16:08 towards level 73.
[07/25/23 21:05:18] Tangles ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:33:05 from level 75.
[07/25/23 22:35:56] solarsparq ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:54:24 from level 66.
[07/25/23 22:57:53] Neil was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:21:00 towards level 59.
[07/25/23 23:12:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on zbe's tunic! zbe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/23 23:30:07] Lenny_ was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:28:36 from level 66.
[07/26/23 01:07:01] Ecko was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:00:28 from level 73.
[07/26/23 02:42:13] Berserker was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:41 from level 60.
[07/26/23 02:43:10] Platonides hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:20:34 towards level 68.
[07/26/23 02:49:42] jacquesssss bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:16 towards level 51.
[07/26/23 03:02:29] Destruia was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:30:03 from level 74.
[07/26/23 03:47:40] CodeGeek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:19:31 towards level 79.
[07/26/23 03:55:32] alephnull found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:13 towards level 52.
[07/26/23 04:10:17] zbe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:06:08 from level 82.
[07/26/23 04:43:13] thornrag tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:48 towards level 75.
[07/26/23 04:56:40] Nysdar fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:20:34 from level 70.
[07/26/23 05:05:23] Tabmow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:45:05 towards level 70.
[07/26/23 05:13:59] boscage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:46 towards level 53.
[07/26/23 05:28:26] washclof ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:05:24 from level 84.
[07/26/23 06:13:26] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:20:13 towards level 83.
[07/26/23 06:14:12] brycec's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! brycec's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/23 07:19:44] Ungoliant was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:24:43 from level 69.
[07/26/23 08:14:47] happymeal was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:01 from level 52.
[07/26/23 08:39:32] GRIZZLYMAN was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:19:52 towards level 59.
[07/26/23 09:36:10] Lord255's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Lord255's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/23 10:02:55] tass has dealt talisein a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:01:24 is added to talisein's clock.
[07/26/23 10:12:18] Wolf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:33:05 towards level 81.
[07/26/23 10:39:54] DontEvenPeek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:11:38 from level 59.
[07/26/23 12:01:17] DontEvenPeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:03:05 towards level 59.
[07/26/23 12:02:33] idleneutral was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:57:31 from level 65.
[07/26/23 13:39:42] Tenedos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:30:02 towards level 68.
[07/26/23 13:43:19] The local wizard imbued Pinkman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Pinkman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/23 13:46:50] washclof was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:36 from level 84.
[07/26/23 14:02:12] apb ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:01:04 from level 76.
[07/26/23 14:26:53] tomgus1 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:14:47 from level 57.
[07/26/23 14:53:44] Luca tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:19 towards level 54.
[07/26/23 15:05:16] style found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:01:39 towards level 68.
[07/26/23 16:18:56] Mat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:14:33 from level 57.
[07/26/23 16:55:23] StalkR was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:31:46 towards level 78.
[07/26/23 17:12:21] ahmubashshir's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ahmubashshir's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/23 17:57:47] enteral was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:14:05 towards level 67.
[07/26/23 18:26:17] pants walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:32:56 from level 77.
[07/26/23 18:50:56] Tabmow slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Tabmow's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/23 20:18:02] cornfeedhobo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:44:03 from level 68.
[07/26/23 21:03:24] shikhin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:44:09 towards level 79.
[07/26/23 22:51:27] cadfael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:05 towards level 72.
[07/26/23 22:53:13] Mat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:16:30 towards level 57.
[07/26/23 23:09:58] Destruia hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:36:44 towards level 74.
[07/26/23 23:20:28] gradator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:56:00 towards level 78.
[07/26/23 23:41:53] Garg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:32 towards level 48.
[07/27/23 00:06:09] HellSpawn has dealt tomgus1 a Critical Strike! 3 days, 19:40:11 is added to tomgus1's clock.
[07/27/23 00:48:53] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:16:57 towards level 81.
[07/27/23 00:50:44] dwfreed ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:23:33 from level 81.
[07/27/23 01:22:33] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:21:47 towards level 78.
[07/27/23 01:32:35] bsleep ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:20:56 from level 75.
[07/27/23 02:17:15] Drin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:27:06 towards level 72.
[07/27/23 02:50:43] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:30:30 towards level 82.
[07/27/23 03:37:20] hdm slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hdm's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/27/23 04:10:34] Yarosh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:21:01 from level 76.
[07/27/23 04:20:54] StalkR was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:40:34 towards level 78.
[07/27/23 04:44:30] adamus1red was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:04:49 from level 76.
[07/27/23 05:08:50] Theleveler caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:33:26 towards level 81.
[07/27/23 07:35:53] ChowderKeg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:47:37 from level 81.
[07/27/23 09:40:16] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:29:01 towards level 79.
[07/27/23 09:55:19] cadfael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:57 towards level 72.
[07/27/23 10:29:36] sc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:42:12 towards level 83.
[07/27/23 11:05:09] h00k caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:54:54 towards level 57.
[07/27/23 11:19:45] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:02:46 towards level 75.
[07/27/23 11:35:13] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:58:50 towards level 72.
[07/27/23 11:37:26] io was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:34:32 towards level 82.
[07/27/23 11:44:25] Aksej got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:39:30 from level 73.
[07/27/23 12:28:38] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:04:52 towards level 75.
[07/27/23 12:50:12] heisenbug was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:39:38 from level 82.
[07/27/23 13:03:06] happymeal found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:51 towards level 52.
[07/27/23 14:06:20] slim was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:19:07 from level 67.
[07/27/23 14:27:01] CodeB got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:47:07 from level 58.
[07/27/23 14:58:10] freeboson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:32 towards level 76.
[07/27/23 15:06:30] 0x00 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:01:16 from level 48.
[07/27/23 15:10:23] cadfael was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:36:31 from level 72.
[07/27/23 15:14:18] slim was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:01:50 from level 67.
[07/27/23 15:46:22] zifnab06 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:38 towards level 70.
[07/27/23 16:14:25] Daikojun spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Daikojun's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/27/23 16:30:31] Centrixx was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:29:35 from level 76.
[07/27/23 16:36:42] Centrixx tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:13 towards level 76.
[07/27/23 17:10:18] tomgus1 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:43 towards level 57.
[07/27/23 17:54:39] Centrixx was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:14 towards level 76.
[07/27/23 20:14:35] sky ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:57:55 from level 78.
[07/27/23 20:29:30] boscage was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:27:23 from level 53.
[07/27/23 20:46:04] ZOTTA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:18 towards level 70.
[07/27/23 20:48:52] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:18 towards level 73.
[07/27/23 21:22:34] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:17:44 towards level 82.
[07/27/23 21:26:07] soltys was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:18:45 from level 82.
[07/27/23 21:32:15] zifnab06 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:31 towards level 70.
[07/27/23 22:02:09] The local wizard imbued Platonides's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Platonides's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/27/23 22:19:26] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:29:50 towards level 81.
[07/27/23 23:29:09] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:26:11 towards level 83.
[07/27/23 23:49:37] Tabmow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:11:36 towards level 70.
[07/28/23 01:59:45] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:12:00 towards level 73.
[07/28/23 02:00:12] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:07:59 towards level 69.
[07/28/23 02:33:32] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:42 towards level 77.
[07/28/23 02:44:28] Tenedos was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:42:11 from level 68.
[07/28/23 02:51:56] Cirdan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:37 towards level 79.
[07/28/23 02:59:31] 0x00 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:43:12 towards level 48.
[07/28/23 04:18:55] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:13:14 towards level 81.
[07/28/23 04:21:59] nawcom was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:35 towards level 74.
[07/28/23 05:18:56] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:33 towards level 81.
[07/28/23 05:29:46] Fehu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:43:09 towards level 72.
[07/28/23 05:42:21] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:17:47 towards level 80.
[07/28/23 05:58:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Drin's tunic! Drin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/23 07:09:35] cornfeedhobo's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! cornfeedhobo's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/28/23 07:14:36] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:25 towards level 76.
[07/28/23 07:47:28] TimeWarp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:46:47 towards level 69.
[07/28/23 08:34:47] jacquesssss gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:01 towards level 51.
[07/28/23 08:52:44] bobvador discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:27:34 towards level 78.
[07/28/23 09:02:05] tomgus1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:09:49 towards level 57.
[07/28/23 09:13:49] SSLbits has dealt happymeal a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:47:57 is added to happymeal's clock.
[07/28/23 09:22:18] misha ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:48:24 from level 83.
[07/28/23 09:29:28] thornrag met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:08:04 from level 75.
[07/28/23 09:30:11] Wam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:06:19 towards level 71.
[07/28/23 10:20:10] Pinkman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:44:21 towards level 71.
[07/28/23 10:25:42] ion met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:46:15 from level 82.
[07/28/23 11:14:53] TheSilentLink fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:23 from level 69.
[07/28/23 11:43:02] A_Dragon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:36:10 towards level 75.
[07/28/23 11:50:37] tomhek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:26 towards level 77.
[07/28/23 12:54:27] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:27:18 from level 77.
[07/28/23 12:55:03] Arch was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:26:34 towards level 70.
[07/28/23 13:12:10] Koffa was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 12:48:17 from level 79.
[07/28/23 14:02:54] Russell hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:19:43 towards level 72.
[07/28/23 16:29:06] Neil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:23:55 towards level 59.
[07/28/23 16:45:24] Lnk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 12:15:44 from level 86.
[07/28/23 17:24:23] Chuck discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:54 towards level 75.
[07/28/23 18:00:07] Tangles was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:01:45 from level 75.
[07/28/23 19:09:02] Wolf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:32:57 towards level 81.
[07/28/23 19:56:06] Berserker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:12:03 towards level 61.
[07/28/23 20:03:22] nowz was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:23:35 from level 59.
[07/28/23 20:14:01] Fehu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:55:40 towards level 72.
[07/28/23 20:28:40] h00k bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:31 towards level 57.
[07/28/23 21:24:50] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:02 towards level 77.
[07/28/23 22:01:36] BenDover found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:25:02 towards level 58.
[07/28/23 22:02:09] rawgreaze was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:31:05 from level 71.
[07/28/23 22:09:01] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:31:04 towards level 77.
[07/28/23 22:26:57] medivh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:21:58 towards level 52.
[07/29/23 00:08:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Blohsh's tunic! Blohsh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/23 00:16:09] Carl has dealt drahthaar a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:57:36 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[07/29/23 01:44:13] d4n13L bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:41:20 towards level 77.
[07/29/23 01:51:03] noex spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! noex's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/29/23 01:51:24] A_Dragon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:48:54 towards level 75.
[07/29/23 01:52:18] Centrixx gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:04 towards level 76.
[07/29/23 02:20:03] solarsparq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:19 towards level 66.
[07/29/23 02:47:14] The local wizard imbued signofzeta's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! signofzeta's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/23 03:12:53] Destruia burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Destruia's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/29/23 05:40:32] Sario has dealt Azah a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:20:21 is added to Azah's clock.
[07/29/23 06:54:06] tomhek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:35 towards level 77.
[07/29/23 07:03:35] Przemek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:58 towards level 55.
[07/29/23 07:18:24] \dev\ice has dealt gusto a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:03:33 is added to gusto's clock.
[07/29/23 07:59:52] JigmeDatse gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:13:32 towards level 68.
[07/29/23 09:59:39] Arch tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:29:32 towards level 70.
[07/29/23 10:00:48] signofzeta found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:41:15 towards level 72.
[07/29/23 10:43:30] kenyon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kenyon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/23 10:57:33] tswsl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:28:23 towards level 81.
[07/29/23 12:01:06] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:25 towards level 76.
[07/29/23 12:45:25] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:35:05 towards level 78.
[07/29/23 13:41:15] TheSilentLink's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TheSilentLink's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/23 13:45:13] caeli found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:44:56 towards level 80.
[07/29/23 13:59:52] Techman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:22:53 towards level 82.
[07/29/23 15:15:45] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:45:31 towards level 82.
[07/29/23 15:53:56] Yarosh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:19:39 towards level 76.
[07/29/23 16:11:39] Misza bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:53:46 towards level 71.
[07/29/23 16:42:19] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:17:48 towards level 77.
[07/29/23 16:58:54] tass ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:52 from level 49.
[07/29/23 17:42:03] noex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:16:34 towards level 63.
[07/29/23 18:42:57] tsr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:56:30 towards level 75.
[07/29/23 18:46:09] Wam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:46:53 towards level 71.
[07/29/23 19:06:31] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:06:39 towards level 75.
[07/29/23 19:48:34] canton7 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:57 towards level 76.
[07/29/23 19:59:02] Tenedos caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:19 towards level 68.
[07/29/23 21:11:43] Fehu burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Fehu's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/29/23 21:20:53] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:06:06 towards level 83.
[07/29/23 21:58:24] idleneutral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:26:27 towards level 65.
[07/29/23 22:18:05] canton7 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:30:58 towards level 76.
[07/29/23 22:37:12] Wolf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:51:08 towards level 81.
[07/29/23 23:56:31] apb spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! apb's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/29/23 23:56:43] gideonstar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:05:31 towards level 51.
[07/30/23 00:25:53] signofzeta hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:07:04 towards level 72.
[07/30/23 02:23:08] d4n13L was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:38:10 towards level 77.
[07/30/23 03:06:36] Drin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:49:54 towards level 72.
[07/30/23 03:33:18] drahthaar's charm ate a bolt of lightning! drahthaar's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/23 03:36:34] Centrixx caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:23 towards level 76.
[07/30/23 04:18:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ankhers's tunic! Ankhers's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/23 04:26:24] pyre was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:22:54 from level 82.
[07/30/23 04:37:48] Gangsterish found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:41 towards level 52.
[07/30/23 05:33:36] cornfeedhobo walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:03:08 from level 68.
[07/30/23 05:45:15] talisein was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:55 towards level 75.
[07/30/23 06:12:03] Tenedos ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:13:37 from level 68.
[07/30/23 07:12:49] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:07 towards level 73.
[07/30/23 08:53:30] idleneutral was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:49:29 towards level 65.
[07/30/23 08:59:46] GRIZZLYMAN had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:07:06 towards level 59.
[07/30/23 09:03:50] kptr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:58 towards level 78.
[07/30/23 10:06:52] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:20:44 towards level 71.
[07/30/23 10:45:07] Destruia was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:01:50 from level 74.
[07/30/23 10:51:12] ChowderKeg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:53:19 towards level 81.
[07/30/23 11:07:49] slim's charm ate a bolt of lightning! slim's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/23 11:34:09] gradator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:21 towards level 78.
[07/30/23 11:41:41] damyan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:09:11 towards level 74.
[07/30/23 12:43:42] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:30:54 towards level 77.
[07/30/23 13:03:50] hax404 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:32:16 from level 77.
[07/30/23 13:25:10] blabber was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:37:57 towards level 78.
[07/30/23 13:54:43] kzootech ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:37:20 from level 68.
[07/30/23 15:02:09] The local wizard imbued gradator's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gradator's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/23 15:21:52] HeavyPodda gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:58:54 towards level 76.
[07/30/23 16:06:11] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:11:27 towards level 85.
[07/30/23 17:24:21] jayvee caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:51 towards level 76.
[07/30/23 17:33:32] aqsd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:59:39 towards level 76.
[07/30/23 17:47:32] particleflux burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! particleflux's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/30/23 18:33:03] Bluedog was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:43:52 towards level 72.
[07/30/23 18:50:34] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:47:52 towards level 71.
[07/30/23 18:54:35] The local wizard imbued shikhin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! shikhin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/23 19:26:42] noex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:58:03 towards level 63.
[07/30/23 20:10:22] bookworm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:41:28 towards level 73.
[07/30/23 21:09:57] sky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:36:23 towards level 78.
[07/30/23 21:25:04] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:24 towards level 71.
[07/30/23 23:08:12] TimeWarp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:18:58 towards level 69.
[07/30/23 23:16:43] GRIZZLYMAN gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:50:36 towards level 59.
[07/30/23 23:17:43] particleflux found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:15:30 towards level 55.
[07/30/23 23:58:46] Theleveler had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:54:23 towards level 81.
[07/31/23 00:28:05] spex has dealt arkie a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:54:35 is added to arkie's clock.
[07/31/23 00:30:57] caeli discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:53 towards level 80.
[07/31/23 01:00:30] Gangsterish found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:43 towards level 52.
[07/31/23 01:24:23] Kritzefitz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:42:52 towards level 74.
[07/31/23 01:48:43] Gangsterish was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:10 towards level 52.
[07/31/23 03:03:59] Wam's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Wam's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/23 03:05:45] Wam was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:20:03 from level 71.
[07/31/23 03:38:45] signofzeta was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:27:32 towards level 72.
[07/31/23 03:42:22] Matthew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:30:06 towards level 59.
[07/31/23 04:01:41] JamCow ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:15:46 from level 78.
[07/31/23 04:10:25] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:20:00 towards level 77.
[07/31/23 04:45:09] u4ia found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:27 towards level 33.
[07/31/23 08:11:45] StalkR hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:14:30 towards level 78.
[07/31/23 08:13:45] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:59:22 towards level 75.
[07/31/23 08:15:58] arcade_droid found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:55 towards level 19.
[07/31/23 08:58:22] HeavyPodda got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:04:00 towards level 76.
[07/31/23 09:23:42] canton7 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:27 towards level 76.
[07/31/23 09:37:28] noex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:17 towards level 63.
[07/31/23 10:02:15] bsleep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:04 towards level 75.
[07/31/23 10:42:33] thornrag gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:04 towards level 75.
[07/31/23 10:55:12] el was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:19:07 towards level 77.
[07/31/23 10:57:22] GilbertErik met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:21:55 from level 69.
[07/31/23 10:57:28] DontEvenPeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:59:46 towards level 59.
[07/31/23 11:10:04] Ecko fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:34:47 from level 73.
[07/31/23 11:28:50] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:10 towards level 73.
[07/31/23 11:39:07] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:47:27 towards level 82.
[07/31/23 12:26:18] gideonstar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:40 towards level 51.
[07/31/23 15:20:49] _sh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:34:52 towards level 81.
[07/31/23 16:00:47] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:49 towards level 81.
[07/31/23 16:07:43] solarsparq's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! solarsparq's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/23 16:08:58] laama was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:37:07 towards level 80.
[07/31/23 16:10:41] EddieT137 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:38 towards level 71.
[07/31/23 16:47:13] yNos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:43:25 towards level 73.
[07/31/23 16:52:42] slim was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:46:09 from level 67.
[07/31/23 17:00:19] nowz was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:19 from level 59.
[07/31/23 17:06:57] Gorek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:21:43 from level 81.
[07/31/23 17:08:33] freeboson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:45:02 towards level 77.
[07/31/23 18:45:10] TimeWarp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:48:55 towards level 69.
[07/31/23 18:56:25] Mat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:19:27 towards level 57.
[07/31/23 19:25:59] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:53:14 towards level 77.
[07/31/23 20:33:44] aqsd fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:20:04 from level 76.
[07/31/23 21:54:23] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:10:50 from level 74.
[07/31/23 22:03:26] noex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:48:47 towards level 63.
[07/31/23 22:17:21] Gorek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:43:57 from level 81.
[07/31/23 22:48:40] 0x00 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:55 towards level 48.
[07/31/23 22:58:18] wowbagger's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! wowbagger's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/01/23 00:04:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Gangsterish's tunic! Gangsterish's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/23 00:17:51] oolzz ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:35 from level 15.
[08/01/23 01:48:53] soltys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:22:36 towards level 82.
[08/01/23 01:53:24] damyan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:54 towards level 74.
[08/01/23 02:54:50] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:18 towards level 83.
[08/01/23 02:59:42] pfoley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:49 towards level 72.
[08/01/23 03:44:54] Chuck was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:57:17 towards level 76.
[08/01/23 05:16:15] CompanionCube found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:38:42 towards level 81.
[08/01/23 05:45:59] arkie bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:47 towards level 55.
[08/01/23 05:55:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CodeB's tunic! CodeB's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/23 06:33:19] damyan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:31 towards level 74.
[08/01/23 06:38:44] yNos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:18:40 towards level 73.
[08/01/23 07:43:17] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:17:46 towards level 74.
[08/01/23 08:01:06] Nysdar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:31:25 towards level 70.
[08/01/23 08:37:48] BastelBot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:49:42 towards level 80.
[08/01/23 09:23:22] tsr ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:02:53 from level 75.
[08/01/23 09:46:27] Ankhers met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:47:30 from level 73.
[08/01/23 09:46:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ahmubashshir's tunic! ahmubashshir's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/23 09:51:28] Centrixx reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Centrixx's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/23 10:00:54] Arch gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:33 towards level 70.
[08/01/23 10:13:33] drahthaar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:22:52 from level 83.
[08/01/23 10:18:06] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:52 towards level 68.
[08/01/23 10:23:26] Drin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:41:17 towards level 72.
[08/01/23 10:35:08] hax404 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:48:44 towards level 77.
[08/01/23 10:42:15] Thorael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:59:01 towards level 78.
[08/01/23 13:02:09] yNos bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:49:15 towards level 73.
[08/01/23 13:54:09] Tenedos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:02 towards level 68.
[08/01/23 13:58:04] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:46 towards level 80.
[08/01/23 13:59:56] kinus got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:32:34 from level 73.
[08/01/23 14:03:00] Przemek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:01 towards level 55.
[08/01/23 14:17:33] ramdac ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:28 from level 42.
[08/01/23 14:42:29] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:47:31 towards level 75.
[08/01/23 15:19:38] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:39:52 towards level 80.
[08/01/23 15:33:19] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:09:08 towards level 78.
[08/01/23 15:39:47] BongerTheStrong was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:50 from level 26.
[08/01/23 16:05:54] Bluedog bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:45 towards level 72.
[08/01/23 16:23:28] Wam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:18 towards level 71.
[08/01/23 16:44:20] Gangsterish was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:16:17 from level 52.
[08/01/23 17:42:24] TimeWarp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:11:04 towards level 69.
[08/01/23 19:49:17] caeli found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:16 towards level 80.
[08/01/23 20:38:45] dbx12 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:39:12 towards level 56.
[08/01/23 20:55:58] alephnull was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:34:32 towards level 53.
[08/01/23 21:07:00] ZOTTA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:32:17 towards level 71.
[08/01/23 21:32:05] Platonides tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:41 towards level 68.
[08/01/23 22:06:08] jayvee was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:32 towards level 76.
[08/01/23 23:25:06] talisein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:17 towards level 75.
[08/01/23 23:26:06] talisein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:12 towards level 75.
[08/01/23 23:50:14] Wolf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:07:45 towards level 81.
[08/02/23 00:37:55] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:08 towards level 78.
[08/02/23 00:39:38] The local wizard imbued Zed_Spiker's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Zed_Spiker's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/23 01:20:39] drahthaar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! drahthaar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/23 02:05:47] solarsparq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! solarsparq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/23 03:05:37] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:36:14 towards level 78.
[08/02/23 03:11:51] JamCow ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:21:08 from level 78.
[08/02/23 03:20:50] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:58:25 towards level 76.
[08/02/23 04:07:48] The local wizard imbued GilbertErik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GilbertErik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/23 04:36:01] Chuck found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:19:02 towards level 76.
[08/02/23 05:14:36] Misza was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:22:39 from level 71.
[08/02/23 05:17:30] Kritzefitz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:21:25 towards level 74.
[08/02/23 05:33:04] linear had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:50:52 towards level 52.
[08/02/23 05:41:27] realguy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:23 towards level 44.
[08/02/23 06:08:54] dbx12 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:59 towards level 56.
[08/02/23 06:09:42] Blohsh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:34 towards level 51.
[08/02/23 06:48:39] gusto found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:07:12 towards level 64.
[08/02/23 07:26:51] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:59:01 towards level 76.
[08/02/23 07:29:19] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:41:17 towards level 82.
[08/02/23 07:40:48] cadfael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:35:12 towards level 73.
[08/02/23 08:08:12] The local wizard imbued apb's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! apb's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/23 08:33:45] scornn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:38:53 towards level 57.
[08/02/23 08:34:54] tsr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:57:08 towards level 75.
[08/02/23 08:48:36] ahmubashshir reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ahmubashshir's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/23 09:04:36] Reilly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:01 towards level 64.
[08/02/23 09:28:52] laama was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:32 towards level 80.
[08/02/23 09:57:55] bsleep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:57:15 towards level 76.
[08/02/23 10:14:11] blobdog spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! blobdog's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/02/23 10:40:53] Yarosh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:34:26 towards level 76.
[08/02/23 11:17:47] realguy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:02 towards level 44.
[08/02/23 11:26:49] GRIZZLYMAN was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:15:53 from level 59.
[08/02/23 11:29:31] Crazycatlady was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:14:04 towards level 78.
[08/02/23 11:38:01] slim was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:13:47 from level 67.
[08/02/23 12:02:33] spex's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! spex's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/23 12:03:39] Garg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:45 towards level 49.
[08/02/23 12:22:28] yNos was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:48:23 towards level 73.
[08/02/23 12:37:10] medivh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:12:07 towards level 52.
[08/02/23 13:22:44] heisenbug's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! heisenbug's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/23 13:45:59] misha ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:58:56 from level 83.
[08/02/23 14:10:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hdm's tunic! hdm's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/23 14:41:47] rawgreaze was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:41:16 towards level 71.
[08/02/23 15:14:49] CodeB was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:19:10 from level 59.
[08/02/23 16:24:36] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:01:29 from level 82.
[08/02/23 16:46:41] mzumquadrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:48 towards level 42.
[08/02/23 16:52:15] TimeWarp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:18:46 towards level 69.
[08/02/23 17:32:09] aqsd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:03:43 towards level 76.
[08/02/23 17:42:06] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:34 towards level 82.
[08/02/23 18:06:45] fork was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:19:40 from level 42.
[08/02/23 18:59:18] Neil found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:54:31 towards level 59.
[08/02/23 19:04:59] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:57:07 towards level 79.
[08/02/23 19:18:21] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:25 towards level 80.
[08/02/23 19:35:21] JamCow was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:16:05 from level 78.
[08/02/23 21:13:20] vegadark discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:13:55 towards level 82.
[08/02/23 23:13:31] SSLbits got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:35:36 towards level 68.
[08/02/23 23:38:48] linear was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:42:14 from level 52.
[08/03/23 00:10:00] style was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:52 towards level 68.
[08/03/23 00:13:52] Crazycatlady was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:18:52 from level 78.
[08/03/23 01:45:28] jacob1 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jacob1's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/23 01:49:23] _sh fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:27:30 from level 81.
[08/03/23 02:12:28] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:46:46 towards level 73.
[08/03/23 02:19:51] solarsparq met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:59:12 from level 67.
[08/03/23 02:55:47] signofzeta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:03:46 towards level 72.
[08/03/23 03:06:08] bsleep ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:09:55 from level 76.
[08/03/23 04:43:35] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:08:21 towards level 82.
[08/03/23 04:54:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cockatrice's tunic! Cockatrice's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/03/23 04:57:08] ChowderKeg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:48 towards level 81.
[08/03/23 05:39:24] shikhin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:56:18 from level 79.
[08/03/23 05:47:59] The local wizard imbued el's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! el's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/03/23 05:59:58] soltys got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:24:49 from level 82.
[08/03/23 06:24:44] idleevil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:54:29 towards level 68.
[08/03/23 06:28:29] BenDover tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:53:14 towards level 58.
[08/03/23 07:03:11] Theleveler slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Theleveler's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/23 07:05:14] laama spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! laama's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/23 07:20:48] noex burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! noex's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/23 08:18:44] _sh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:05 towards level 81.
[08/03/23 08:47:30] Kritzefitz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:37:11 towards level 74.
[08/03/23 09:51:42] idleneutral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:28:29 towards level 65.
[08/03/23 09:53:49] \dev\ice was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:36 towards level 60.
[08/03/23 10:22:29] The local wizard imbued buzel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! buzel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/03/23 10:32:07] medivh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:19 towards level 52.
[08/03/23 11:45:47] Lord255 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:32 towards level 79.
[08/03/23 12:10:41] TheSilentLink ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:18:36 from level 70.
[08/03/23 12:34:20] realguy ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:09:58 from level 44.
[08/03/23 12:50:09] Kritzefitz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:16 towards level 74.
[08/03/23 13:04:34] jayvee found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:02 towards level 76.
[08/03/23 13:17:13] caeli was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:47:09 towards level 80.
[08/03/23 13:30:10] Pinkman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Pinkman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/23 14:48:19] Matthew was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:00:55 from level 59.
[08/03/23 14:51:17] tomhek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:31:04 from level 77.
[08/03/23 15:39:38] CompanionCube got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:50:02 towards level 81.
[08/03/23 16:29:18] gildarts was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:31:42 towards level 73.
[08/03/23 16:52:25] Destruia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:07 towards level 74.
[08/03/23 17:11:56] ChowderKeg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:53:27 towards level 81.
[08/03/23 17:15:54] ramdac was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:36 from level 43.
[08/03/23 17:26:28] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:37:45 towards level 78.
[08/03/23 17:49:57] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:46:31 towards level 81.
[08/03/23 18:16:27] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:29:08 towards level 79.
[08/03/23 22:38:44] The local wizard imbued DontEvenPeek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DontEvenPeek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/23 01:14:08] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:17:42 towards level 80.
[08/04/23 01:31:09] A_Dragon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:14:26 towards level 75.
[08/04/23 01:41:14] Andrio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:08:07 towards level 73.
[08/04/23 02:51:09] drahthaar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:04 towards level 83.
[08/04/23 02:52:18] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:33 towards level 77.
[08/04/23 02:53:54] Bluedog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:23 towards level 72.
[08/04/23 03:49:57] allo was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:31:14 from level 80.
[08/04/23 04:15:33] Sombra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:19 towards level 80.
[08/04/23 04:41:07] Przemek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:16:23 towards level 56.
[08/04/23 05:23:02] dyvonna was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:22 towards level 72.
[08/04/23 05:28:57] dbx12 has dealt happymeal a Critical Strike! 2 days, 21:23:22 is added to happymeal's clock.
[08/04/23 06:51:11] fstrelok discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:06 towards level 64.
[08/04/23 07:20:51] Forud was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:40 towards level 76.
[08/04/23 07:43:35] particleflux was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:24 towards level 55.
[08/04/23 07:51:52] kptr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:15 towards level 78.
[08/04/23 08:41:05] kzootech's charm ate a bolt of lightning! kzootech's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/23 08:52:47] Przemek has dealt jayvee a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:15:56 is added to jayvee's clock.
[08/04/23 09:03:52] Russell was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:46 towards level 72.
[08/04/23 09:05:49] Tenedos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:22:55 towards level 69.
[08/04/23 09:44:10] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:40:56 towards level 80.
[08/04/23 10:57:42] Matthew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:59:53 from level 59.
[08/04/23 11:13:46] washclof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:34:51 towards level 85.
[08/04/23 11:47:21] Bolded got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:13:22 towards level 73.
[08/04/23 12:40:18] Wolf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:31:02 towards level 81.
[08/04/23 14:04:38] bfft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:29 towards level 59.
[08/04/23 14:09:18] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:03:33 towards level 82.
[08/04/23 14:19:05] HeavyPodda spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! HeavyPodda's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/04/23 14:41:17] Crazycatlady found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:00:22 towards level 78.
[08/04/23 15:28:46] ahmubashshir walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:57:52 from level 67.
[08/04/23 15:58:09] TimeWarp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:06:53 towards level 69.
[08/04/23 16:54:39] Jens has dealt Przemek a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:19:56 is added to Przemek's clock.
[08/04/23 16:58:28] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:32:24 towards level 77.
[08/04/23 18:04:43] GilbertErik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:22:44 towards level 69.
[08/04/23 18:20:40] io met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:02:02 from level 82.
[08/04/23 18:52:25] Ecko was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:27:45 towards level 74.
[08/04/23 19:04:07] VonToutCourt ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:00:33 from level 78.
[08/04/23 19:23:26] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:25 towards level 79.
[08/04/23 20:32:58] Forud was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:10 towards level 76.
[08/04/23 21:09:12] Algernon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:33:30 towards level 72.
[08/04/23 21:40:29] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:41:22 towards level 79.
[08/05/23 00:13:33] KindOne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:58 towards level 71.
[08/05/23 00:27:49] Pinkman was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:49:56 from level 71.
[08/05/23 00:57:26] Techman got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:36:07 from level 82.
[08/05/23 03:10:40] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:59 towards level 59.
[08/05/23 04:25:19] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:07 towards level 71.
[08/05/23 05:20:48] Omega tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:24:46 towards level 74.
[08/05/23 07:09:26] alexlehm slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! alexlehm's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/05/23 08:53:38] Asara had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:48 towards level 79.
[08/05/23 08:56:27] ToHellWithGA slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ToHellWithGA's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/05/23 09:04:50] KindOne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:09 towards level 71.
[08/05/23 11:03:15] nawcom fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:26:11 from level 75.
[08/05/23 11:04:46] bfft ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:05:46 from level 59.
[08/05/23 11:51:59] kinus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:23:00 towards level 73.
[08/05/23 12:16:32] ahmubashshir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:40:41 towards level 67.
[08/05/23 12:37:12] blobdog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:03 towards level 38.
[08/05/23 13:46:58] gegenschein bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:28:02 towards level 74.
[08/05/23 15:17:01] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:08 from level 82.
[08/05/23 15:38:02] rawgreaze's charm ate a bolt of lightning! rawgreaze's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/23 15:46:56] GilbertErik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:24:47 towards level 69.
[08/05/23 17:24:27] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:30 towards level 80.
[08/05/23 17:53:58] kzootech bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:21:26 towards level 68.
[08/05/23 19:34:19] The local wizard imbued happymeal's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! happymeal's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/23 19:48:47] V had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:37 towards level 79.
[08/05/23 21:46:52] soltys was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:02:50 from level 82.
[08/05/23 22:42:47] The local wizard imbued sam's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sam's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/23 22:43:38] gusto met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:17:18 from level 64.
[08/05/23 23:22:12] style walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:43:05 from level 68.
[08/05/23 23:38:57] Covid-19 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:46:27 from level 77.
[08/05/23 23:57:43] arkie has dealt IFireflyl a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:48:40 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[08/06/23 00:13:59] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:50:34 towards level 80.
[08/06/23 00:56:57] hdm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:23 towards level 83.
[08/06/23 01:14:22] signofzeta reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! signofzeta's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/23 01:17:52] zbe slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! zbe's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/06/23 03:15:05] KindOne got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:53 from level 71.
[08/06/23 03:53:47] Andrio fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:20:04 from level 73.
[08/06/23 04:24:33] ukleinek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:55:51 from level 75.
[08/06/23 06:21:52] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:07 towards level 82.
[08/06/23 07:05:29] h00k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:23 towards level 57.
[08/06/23 07:45:04] mordac slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! mordac's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/06/23 07:56:31] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:56 towards level 76.
[08/06/23 08:43:41] Blohsh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:48 towards level 51.
[08/06/23 09:21:47] hax404 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:56:06 towards level 77.
[08/06/23 09:25:27] Puff was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:38:03 from level 77.
[08/06/23 10:33:09] Gangsterish found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:57 towards level 53.
[08/06/23 10:57:48] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:41:46 towards level 75.
[08/06/23 11:04:35] Bolded has dealt gusto a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:39:49 is added to gusto's clock.
[08/06/23 13:14:41] \dev\ice was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:47:47 from level 60.
[08/06/23 14:57:55] IFireflyl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:55 towards level 53.
[08/06/23 15:29:29] gegenschein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:35:56 towards level 74.
[08/06/23 17:12:21] hdm has dealt particleflux a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:21:12 is added to particleflux's clock.
[08/06/23 17:21:48] shikhin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:20:58 from level 79.
[08/06/23 17:57:51] Lord255 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:23 towards level 79.
[08/06/23 18:08:02] enteral met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:40:14 from level 68.
[08/06/23 18:28:40] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:40 towards level 76.
[08/06/23 19:22:26] Centrixx was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:22:07 towards level 77.
[08/06/23 20:10:20] fork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:08 towards level 43.
[08/06/23 20:32:01] Zaratustra's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Zaratustra's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/23 21:19:14] Fehu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:43:38 towards level 72.
[08/06/23 21:27:22] Destruia was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:46 from level 74.
[08/06/23 21:38:03] Puff bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:45 towards level 77.
[08/06/23 21:48:29] jacquesssss gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:43:48 towards level 52.
[08/06/23 22:10:22] Przemek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:38 towards level 56.
[08/06/23 22:13:20] kinus has dealt laama a Critical Strike! 2 days, 20:14:46 is added to laama's clock.
[08/06/23 22:23:19] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:08:16 towards level 76.
[08/06/23 22:31:34] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:39:52 towards level 84.
[08/06/23 23:00:41] gideonstar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:31 towards level 52.
[08/06/23 23:51:07] Gangsterish was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:53 towards level 53.
[08/07/23 00:19:21] pfoley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:19:15 towards level 73.
[08/07/23 00:25:17] JamCow was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:10:59 from level 78.
[08/07/23 01:15:37] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:26:55 towards level 71.
[08/07/23 01:33:59] eising was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:29:44 from level 79.
[08/07/23 02:19:26] idleneutral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:38 towards level 65.
[08/07/23 02:53:29] Blohsh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:05 towards level 51.
[08/07/23 03:16:28] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Lnk's tunic! Lnk's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/23 03:30:13] blabber found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:55:06 towards level 78.
[08/07/23 04:06:51] damyan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:37:18 from level 74.
[08/07/23 04:41:27] freeboson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:14:03 towards level 77.
[08/07/23 06:57:32] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:21 towards level 57.
[08/07/23 08:07:12] bobvador was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:14:08 from level 78.
[08/07/23 08:58:04] Luca spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Luca's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/07/23 10:13:38] kzootech hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:41 towards level 68.
[08/07/23 10:43:47] allo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:31:32 towards level 80.
[08/07/23 10:45:03] Garg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:03 towards level 50.
[08/07/23 10:55:07] idleneutral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:46 towards level 65.
[08/07/23 11:08:25] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:30:34 towards level 79.
[08/07/23 11:37:18] Arch was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:46:45 from level 70.
[08/07/23 12:57:53] style was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:05:46 towards level 68.
[08/07/23 13:17:43] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:48 towards level 81.
[08/07/23 14:05:12] confunctius found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:42:34 towards level 61.
[08/07/23 14:10:58] idleevil's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! idleevil's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/07/23 15:05:26] fstrelok met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:39:05 from level 65.
[08/07/23 15:13:39] Thorael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:49:33 towards level 78.
[08/07/23 15:48:41] blobdog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:57 towards level 39.
[08/07/23 16:02:54] Wolf's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Wolf's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/23 16:16:45] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:49:25 towards level 71.
[08/07/23 17:15:49] scumola burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! scumola's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/07/23 17:25:09] Ungoliant caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:27:58 towards level 70.
[08/07/23 18:07:46] "\@_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:22:46 towards level 78.
[08/07/23 18:42:19] canton7 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:25:41 from level 76.
[08/07/23 19:28:09] arcade_droid hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:58 towards level 35.
[08/07/23 21:01:08] ChowderKeg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:40 towards level 81.
[08/07/23 21:01:44] Techman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:02 towards level 82.
[08/07/23 21:02:35] Daikojun was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:57:20 towards level 54.
[08/07/23 21:11:34] Ecko found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:05 towards level 74.
[08/07/23 21:18:47] Ecko tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:55 towards level 74.
[08/07/23 21:21:33] TimWolla tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:35 towards level 83.
[08/07/23 21:23:15] simple ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:14:49 from level 76.
[08/07/23 22:15:48] Daikojun reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Daikojun's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/23 23:37:36] Kachin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:23:50 towards level 75.
[08/08/23 00:33:21] nathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:39 towards level 31.
[08/08/23 00:36:58] "\@_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:51:19 towards level 78.
[08/08/23 01:50:02] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:55:43 towards level 81.
[08/08/23 01:50:14] Cirdan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:41:21 from level 80.
[08/08/23 01:55:51] Destruia was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:45:20 towards level 75.
[08/08/23 02:42:49] Destruia was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:06:06 towards level 75.
[08/08/23 02:44:13] Lord255 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:09 from level 79.
[08/08/23 03:04:39] pants's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pants's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/23 03:11:34] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:03:35 towards level 69.
[08/08/23 03:15:02] dyvonna bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:06:27 towards level 72.
[08/08/23 03:25:08] shikhin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:47:14 towards level 79.
[08/08/23 03:25:32] \dev\ice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:33:53 towards level 60.
[08/08/23 04:32:32] jjasghar was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:30:28 from level 70.
[08/08/23 04:57:25] tmberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:40 towards level 75.
[08/08/23 06:41:15] el gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:35 towards level 77.
[08/08/23 07:04:17] alexlehm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:18:30 from level 58.
[08/08/23 08:03:22] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:19:10 towards level 75.
[08/08/23 10:31:04] ChowderKeg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:58 from level 81.
[08/08/23 10:48:23] Daikojun found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:46:41 towards level 54.
[08/08/23 10:55:12] Andrio's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Andrio's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/23 11:03:02] pwae's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! pwae's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/23 11:05:00] Nysdar was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:41:38 from level 70.
[08/08/23 11:08:39] Lilith bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:19 towards level 30.
[08/08/23 11:54:44] jayvee was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:27:04 from level 77.
[08/08/23 11:55:11] dyvonna got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:53 towards level 72.
[08/08/23 12:04:46] bfft gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:40 towards level 59.
[08/08/23 12:11:45] gegenschein's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! gegenschein's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/23 12:56:10] Acolarh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:37:34 from level 80.
[08/08/23 13:56:10] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:19:20 towards level 73.
[08/08/23 14:00:08] Lord255 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:26 towards level 79.
[08/08/23 14:09:58] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:06 towards level 59.
[08/08/23 14:24:31] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:41:03 towards level 76.
[08/08/23 14:35:54] Kesdak was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:18 towards level 28.
[08/08/23 15:14:03] bookworm's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bookworm's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/23 15:16:13] hax404 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:16:57 towards level 77.
[08/08/23 15:33:26] adamus1red was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:47:12 towards level 77.
[08/08/23 15:46:46] CodeB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:28:41 towards level 59.
[08/08/23 16:26:52] slim discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:47:11 towards level 67.
[08/08/23 16:35:54] Puff hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:08 towards level 77.
[08/08/23 16:48:50] jayvee tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:23 towards level 77.
[08/08/23 16:53:36] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:53:33 towards level 75.
[08/08/23 17:16:18] ter0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:25 towards level 30.
[08/08/23 17:18:01] Drin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:21:13 towards level 72.
[08/08/23 17:53:08] nathan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nathan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/23 18:18:41] scornn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:03 towards level 57.
[08/08/23 18:29:07] Sombra's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Sombra's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/23 19:01:06] gideonstar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:40 towards level 52.
[08/08/23 20:22:36] Crazycatlady had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:18 towards level 78.
[08/08/23 21:30:37] blabber tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:58:14 towards level 78.
[08/08/23 21:40:03] sc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:38 towards level 83.
[08/08/23 21:43:04] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:36:02 towards level 69.
[08/08/23 22:15:47] thornrag caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:38 towards level 75.
[08/08/23 22:18:24] Gorek has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:34:12 is added to Tangles's clock.
[08/08/23 22:41:45] misha was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:24:10 from level 83.
[08/08/23 23:16:29] yano gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:54:48 towards level 80.
[08/08/23 23:34:31] talisein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:18:36 towards level 75.
[08/09/23 00:13:11] Przemek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:56 towards level 56.
[08/09/23 00:17:12] zifnab06 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:10:09 from level 71.
[08/09/23 00:34:36] Zed_Spiker had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:16 towards level 51.
[08/09/23 00:37:46] thornrag burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! thornrag's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/09/23 01:27:00] mzumquadrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:11 towards level 44.
[08/09/23 01:52:21] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:22:20 towards level 75.
[08/09/23 02:05:51] Yarosh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:13:44 towards level 76.
[08/09/23 02:12:32] kzootech found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:23 towards level 68.
[08/09/23 04:01:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kritzefitz's tunic! Kritzefitz's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/23 04:07:15] arcade_droid discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:28 towards level 37.
[08/09/23 04:21:01] talisein ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:01:45 from level 75.
[08/09/23 04:56:52] JamCow has dealt particleflux a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:00:06 is added to particleflux's clock.
[08/09/23 04:57:31] particleflux discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:00 towards level 55.
[08/09/23 05:01:05] RussellB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:07:44 towards level 78.
[08/09/23 07:44:38] bananaboat met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:45:25 from level 82.
[08/09/23 07:59:36] tsr's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! tsr's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/09/23 08:09:05] Wolf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:19 towards level 81.
[08/09/23 08:49:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bobvador's tunic! bobvador's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/23 11:06:06] Kachin has dealt Techman a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:05:41 is added to Techman's clock.
[08/09/23 11:28:57] unicron's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! unicron's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/23 12:06:46] Puff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:24 towards level 77.
[08/09/23 12:38:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on simple's tunic! simple's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/23 13:02:39] confunctius was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:20:42 towards level 61.
[08/09/23 13:26:46] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:14:47 towards level 69.
[08/09/23 14:56:51] scumola hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:15 towards level 75.
[08/09/23 15:55:36] el caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:43:10 towards level 77.
[08/09/23 16:53:40] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:09 towards level 80.
[08/09/23 17:12:42] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:52:42 towards level 77.
[08/09/23 17:35:38] idleneutral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:41 towards level 65.
[08/09/23 18:05:06] particleflux spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! particleflux's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/09/23 18:09:58] The local wizard imbued d4n13L's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! d4n13L's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/23 18:14:20] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:52:35 towards level 79.
[08/09/23 18:27:59] noex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:38 towards level 63.
[08/09/23 19:14:30] Affliction was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:26:13 from level 76.
[08/09/23 19:43:57] signofzeta was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:15 towards level 72.
[08/09/23 19:59:52] Reilly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:25:05 from level 65.
[08/09/23 20:43:52] zifnab06 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:42:29 towards level 71.
[08/09/23 21:28:34] Kat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:48 towards level 30.
[08/09/23 21:55:27] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:09:10 towards level 60.
[08/09/23 22:01:53] Nuae was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:40:22 from level 66.
[08/09/23 22:18:33] gegenschein bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:17 towards level 74.
[08/09/23 22:19:42] aqsd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:54:30 towards level 76.
[08/09/23 22:29:26] Blohsh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:50 towards level 51.
[08/09/23 22:43:00] CompanionCube's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CompanionCube's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/23 00:37:20] nawcom discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:37:12 towards level 75.
[08/10/23 00:56:36] TheSilentLink's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TheSilentLink's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/23 01:30:56] misha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:06 towards level 83.
[08/10/23 02:23:52] Blohsh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:52:47 from level 51.
[08/10/23 02:25:04] DrinkyBird has dealt ter0 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:18:17 is added to ter0's clock.
[08/10/23 03:56:34] enteral ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:43:30 from level 68.
[08/10/23 04:30:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on buzel's tunic! buzel's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/23 05:00:31] Cirdan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:17:24 from level 80.
[08/10/23 05:06:44] Cirdan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:27:26 towards level 80.
[08/10/23 05:28:11] shikhin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:45:06 towards level 79.
[08/10/23 06:25:36] alephnull hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:10:57 towards level 54.
[08/10/23 07:13:38] happymeal was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:39:22 from level 53.
[08/10/23 07:19:48] yNos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:39 towards level 73.
[08/10/23 08:22:23] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:09 towards level 79.
[08/10/23 08:53:13] drahthaar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:29:06 towards level 84.
[08/10/23 10:07:19] arcade_droid has dealt ramdac a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:20:54 is added to ramdac's clock.
[08/10/23 11:31:50] ter0 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:21 from level 33.
[08/10/23 11:50:06] Neil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:27 towards level 59.
[08/10/23 12:32:33] Kritzefitz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:38 from level 74.
[08/10/23 13:10:36] Celediel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:04 towards level 20.
[08/10/23 13:33:41] The local wizard imbued JigmeDatse's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JigmeDatse's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/23 13:50:48] brycec hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:13 towards level 73.
[08/10/23 14:22:10] particleflux's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! particleflux's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/23 14:27:47] tswsl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:01:52 towards level 81.
[08/10/23 15:49:45] aqsd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:37:26 towards level 76.
[08/10/23 15:55:56] nya was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:55 towards level 77.
[08/10/23 15:58:17] damyan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:25:38 from level 75.
[08/10/23 16:44:34] bfft was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:38:52 from level 59.
[08/10/23 16:59:32] style bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:41 towards level 68.
[08/10/23 18:16:30] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:32 towards level 76.
[08/10/23 19:09:00] The local wizard imbued Forud's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Forud's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/23 19:10:43] cfjk has dealt Algernon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:04:55 is added to Algernon's clock.
[08/10/23 19:28:56] Affliction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:31 towards level 76.
[08/10/23 19:52:10] ahmubashshir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:27:55 towards level 67.
[08/10/23 20:02:43] yano was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:49:36 towards level 80.
[08/10/23 20:44:49] io was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:14:06 towards level 83.
[08/10/23 21:08:28] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:43 towards level 74.
[08/10/23 21:55:20] ukleinek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:27:24 from level 75.
[08/10/23 22:19:07] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:32:25 towards level 76.
[08/10/23 23:19:06] tomgus1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:43:08 towards level 57.
[08/11/23 00:43:50] Ankhers bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:10:44 towards level 73.
[08/11/23 01:10:50] ToHellWithGA was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:49:50 towards level 81.
[08/11/23 01:11:23] BenDover's charm ate a bolt of lightning! BenDover's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/23 02:27:41] ahmubashshir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:51:35 towards level 67.
[08/11/23 02:32:39] Aksej found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:13 towards level 73.
[08/11/23 03:16:01] tass fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:46:36 from level 51.
[08/11/23 03:22:48] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:11 towards level 73.
[08/11/23 03:28:22] tmberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:06:01 towards level 75.
[08/11/23 03:41:58] CornFly fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:22:14 from level 74.
[08/11/23 03:45:50] GRIZZLYMAN had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:25:02 towards level 59.
[08/11/23 03:55:53] blobdog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:18 towards level 40.
[08/11/23 04:26:00] Tenedos was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:02:20 from level 69.
[08/11/23 04:49:03] brycec walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:25:42 from level 73.
[08/11/23 05:04:49] talisein ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:12:18 from level 75.
[08/11/23 05:30:21] tass tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:23:04 towards level 51.
[08/11/23 05:34:16] nathan's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! nathan's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/11/23 06:06:38] ukleinek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ukleinek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/23 06:11:06] CodeB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:39:26 towards level 59.
[08/11/23 06:21:12] gegenschein has dealt idlegood a Critical Strike! 8 days, 02:21:46 is added to idlegood's clock.
[08/11/23 06:27:50] JigmeDatse hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:31:18 towards level 68.
[08/11/23 06:43:17] Bluedog was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:49:27 from level 73.
[08/11/23 08:56:16] noex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:10 towards level 63.
[08/11/23 09:37:41] _sh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:21 towards level 81.
[08/11/23 10:06:25] pwae spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pwae's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/11/23 10:18:39] tmberg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tmberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/23 10:19:46] style met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:33:50 from level 68.
[08/11/23 11:23:24] Ankhers found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:00:33 towards level 73.
[08/11/23 12:56:04] Misza was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:54:57 from level 71.
[08/11/23 12:58:23] Wolf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:29:27 towards level 82.
[08/11/23 13:15:42] The local wizard imbued Wolf's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wolf's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/23 13:50:36] RussellB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:34:37 towards level 78.
[08/11/23 14:06:21] nawcom was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:16:34 towards level 75.
[08/11/23 14:08:06] Algernon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:26 towards level 72.
[08/11/23 14:22:43] gradator has dealt sky a Critical Strike! 4 days, 18:52:17 is added to sky's clock.
[08/11/23 14:49:13] bookworm burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bookworm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/11/23 15:10:39] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:47:42 towards level 83.
[08/11/23 15:19:11] Mat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:06:06 towards level 58.
[08/11/23 16:47:03] dyvonna caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:20 towards level 72.
[08/11/23 18:29:22] Yarosh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:35:08 towards level 76.
[08/11/23 18:59:47] drahthaar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:15:31 from level 84.
[08/11/23 19:34:43] heisenbug has dealt ahmubashshir a Critical Strike! 5 days, 22:53:05 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[08/11/23 21:37:19] V met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:42 from level 79.
[08/11/23 22:44:51] allo has dealt Algernon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:41:31 is added to Algernon's clock.
[08/11/23 22:55:05] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:19:00 towards level 83.
[08/11/23 23:23:27] shikhin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:54:34 from level 79.
[08/11/23 23:57:29] yNos bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:04 towards level 73.
[08/12/23 00:09:17] Gangsterish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:23 towards level 53.
[08/12/23 00:22:16] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:07:54 towards level 72.
[08/12/23 00:40:54] bg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:57:21 towards level 80.
[08/12/23 00:47:22] ChowderKeg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:54 towards level 81.
[08/12/23 00:49:50] \dev\ice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:26 towards level 60.
[08/12/23 02:55:22] Chuck bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:06:28 towards level 76.
[08/12/23 04:25:07] olsner gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:14 towards level 54.
[08/12/23 04:26:04] DrinkyBird's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! DrinkyBird's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/23 04:35:39] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:27 towards level 83.
[08/12/23 05:29:58] Wolf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:06:42 towards level 82.
[08/12/23 05:58:50] jjasghar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:07:28 towards level 70.
[08/12/23 06:39:26] Matthew walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:28:03 from level 60.
[08/12/23 07:42:11] Tabmow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:04:43 from level 70.
[08/12/23 07:54:28] scornn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:28 towards level 57.
[08/12/23 08:33:45] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:10 towards level 81.
[08/12/23 09:12:23] pyre was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:27:19 towards level 82.
[08/12/23 10:01:40] DrinkyBird walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:15:16 from level 80.
[08/12/23 10:55:47] CodeGeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:24 towards level 79.
[08/12/23 13:12:49] u4ia found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:00 towards level 41.
[08/12/23 13:23:54] JigmeDatse found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:11:59 towards level 68.
[08/12/23 13:37:33] talisein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:41:41 towards level 75.
[08/12/23 14:00:27] ramdac ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:08:43 from level 45.
[08/12/23 16:18:46] Cockatrice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:35:05 towards level 69.
[08/12/23 16:21:44] realguy tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:22 towards level 46.
[08/12/23 16:29:03] jaxson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:30:48 from level 72.
[08/12/23 16:40:34] The local wizard imbued TimWolla's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TimWolla's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/23 17:14:50] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:31:31 towards level 79.
[08/12/23 17:24:28] Minus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:39:42 towards level 71.
[08/12/23 17:26:17] JackyB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:09 towards level 60.
[08/12/23 17:34:12] Blohsh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:54 towards level 51.
[08/12/23 18:17:27] idlegood was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:37:06 towards level 69.
[08/12/23 18:54:32] yano got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:14:52 from level 80.
[08/12/23 20:16:24] Nuae's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Nuae's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/23 20:24:08] Daikojun had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:52 towards level 54.
[08/12/23 21:16:22] CodeB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:03:13 towards level 59.
[08/12/23 21:40:46] thornrag has dealt caeli a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:22:34 is added to caeli's clock.
[08/12/23 21:43:49] Kachin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:26:21 from level 75.
[08/12/23 21:53:00] Techman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:42:46 towards level 83.
[08/12/23 22:06:27] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:15 towards level 80.
[08/12/23 22:47:24] Fenrik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:15:16 towards level 79.
[08/12/23 22:51:01] laama was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:11 towards level 80.
[08/12/23 23:28:51] HeavyPodda was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:27 from level 76.
[08/12/23 23:52:05] Fehu met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:47:58 from level 72.
[08/13/23 00:54:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gideonstar's tunic! gideonstar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/23 01:24:01] sky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:55:45 towards level 78.
[08/13/23 02:30:58] scumola was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:55 towards level 75.
[08/13/23 02:32:44] kzootech found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:35 towards level 68.
[08/13/23 02:51:05] blabber was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:20:32 towards level 78.
[08/13/23 03:15:21] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:58:41 towards level 60.
[08/13/23 03:29:00] Tabmow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:24:15 towards level 70.
[08/13/23 03:35:43] Sombra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:46:21 from level 80.
[08/13/23 04:39:49] olsner was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:19 towards level 54.
[08/13/23 04:44:41] kenyon walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:27:37 from level 80.
[08/13/23 04:58:18] Destruia hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:09:29 towards level 75.
[08/13/23 05:03:19] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:08:06 towards level 72.
[08/13/23 05:03:55] pyre was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:30:06 from level 82.
[08/13/23 05:19:59] SirNeo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:35 towards level 62.
[08/13/23 05:32:10] buzel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:12:28 towards level 81.
[08/13/23 05:39:57] gendish got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:26 towards level 18.
[08/13/23 05:48:26] nawcom caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:54:31 towards level 75.
[08/13/23 05:54:27] Thorael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:53:43 towards level 78.
[08/13/23 06:10:21] KindOne ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:03:26 from level 72.
[08/13/23 07:57:33] dwfreed's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dwfreed's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/23 08:23:12] Gorek slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Gorek's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/23 08:51:22] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:15 towards level 77.
[08/13/23 09:09:56] noex fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:03:55 from level 63.
[08/13/23 09:45:37] washclof bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:59:08 towards level 85.
[08/13/23 09:59:31] io burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! io's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/23 11:13:16] CompanionCube's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CompanionCube's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/23 11:29:19] slim was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:43:00 from level 67.
[08/13/23 11:48:48] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:36:47 towards level 81.
[08/13/23 12:21:20] Cirdan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:26:18 towards level 80.
[08/13/23 12:54:55] Gorek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:35:18 from level 81.
[08/13/23 13:02:29] V was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:04:20 towards level 80.
[08/13/23 13:18:48] drahthaar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:15:57 from level 84.
[08/13/23 13:39:09] Cirdan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:44:56 from level 80.
[08/13/23 14:55:02] BastelBot spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! BastelBot's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/23 15:11:23] Kritzefitz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:42:07 towards level 75.
[08/13/23 15:58:20] vegadark caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:47:06 towards level 82.
[08/13/23 16:18:06] yano tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:08:37 towards level 80.
[08/13/23 16:35:07] anarcat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:59 towards level 81.
[08/13/23 17:22:16] misha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:05:56 towards level 84.
[08/13/23 17:24:04] mzumquadrat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:14 towards level 45.
[08/13/23 17:38:46] alexlehm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:02 towards level 58.
[08/13/23 17:56:05] realguy was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:11 from level 46.
[08/13/23 18:14:12] Pinkman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:21:37 from level 72.
[08/13/23 18:57:19] style was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:08 towards level 68.
[08/13/23 19:16:51] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:53:43 towards level 77.
[08/13/23 19:43:00] DrinkyBird was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:43:59 towards level 81.
[08/13/23 19:46:27] gegenschein was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:31 towards level 74.
[08/13/23 19:56:41] talisein's charm ate a bolt of lightning! talisein's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/23 20:11:18] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:47:01 towards level 80.
[08/13/23 20:19:29] CodeB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:54 towards level 59.
[08/13/23 20:46:24] Destruia got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:28:15 towards level 75.
[08/13/23 20:48:39] apb slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! apb's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/23 20:57:12] io found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:17:01 towards level 83.
[08/13/23 20:58:27] BastelBot was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:41:03 from level 80.
[08/13/23 21:02:19] blabber found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:53:20 towards level 78.
[08/13/23 21:55:19] nawcom was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:25:47 towards level 75.
[08/13/23 21:57:52] idleneutral slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! idleneutral's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/23 22:46:08] Ungoliant was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:39:11 from level 70.
[08/13/23 23:35:07] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:02:00 towards level 85.
[08/14/23 00:51:04] confunctius had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:51 towards level 61.
[08/14/23 01:05:46] Lenny_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:26 towards level 66.
[08/14/23 01:34:56] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:24:56 towards level 80.
[08/14/23 02:12:29] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:01:06 towards level 82.
[08/14/23 02:28:27] Wolf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Wolf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/23 04:13:30] The local wizard imbued kinus's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kinus's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/23 04:21:29] Ungoliant ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:50:57 from level 70.
[08/14/23 04:33:29] ahmubashshir walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:01:36 from level 67.
[08/14/23 05:01:53] t3chn0 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:27:14 from level 78.
[08/14/23 05:10:29] washclof was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:50:02 towards level 85.
[08/14/23 05:25:42] IFireflyl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! IFireflyl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/23 07:09:57] CodeB got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:10:07 from level 59.
[08/14/23 07:30:32] Garg's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Garg's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/23 07:44:04] pants burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pants's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/23 07:48:38] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:46:55 towards level 76.
[08/14/23 09:26:28] Acolarh fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:00:10 from level 81.
[08/14/23 09:59:18] dyvonna hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:34:34 towards level 73.
[08/14/23 10:59:17] alephnull was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:11 towards level 54.
[08/14/23 11:03:20] rawgreaze was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:06:49 from level 71.
[08/14/23 12:04:34] gradator's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! gradator's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/23 13:41:57] Bolded found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:47:21 towards level 74.
[08/14/23 13:45:42] spex's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! spex's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/23 14:45:45] vegadark discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:36:21 towards level 82.
[08/14/23 15:03:48] Ecko found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:37 towards level 74.
[08/14/23 16:07:25] idleneutral ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:51:31 from level 65.
[08/14/23 16:16:51] BenDover was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:01:41 from level 58.
[08/14/23 16:47:10] A_Dragon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:56:43 from level 75.
[08/14/23 17:01:29] SirNeo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:05 towards level 62.
[08/14/23 18:45:22] Affliction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:29:43 towards level 77.
[08/14/23 20:02:54] Matthew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:38:04 towards level 60.
[08/14/23 20:22:15] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:57:56 towards level 84.
[08/14/23 20:25:04] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:25:09 towards level 76.
[08/14/23 21:52:23] SirNeo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:33:31 from level 62.
[08/14/23 22:17:47] zifnab06 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:37:54 from level 71.
[08/14/23 22:55:17] canton7 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:33 towards level 76.
[08/15/23 00:30:39] DontEvenPeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:50 towards level 59.
[08/15/23 00:40:50] 0x00 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:26 towards level 48.
[08/15/23 00:46:27] StalkR had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:10:59 towards level 79.
[08/15/23 00:48:58] Tabmow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:37:18 towards level 70.
[08/15/23 01:17:56] alephnull was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:50:07 from level 54.
[08/15/23 02:16:40] Arch was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:50:38 from level 70.
[08/15/23 03:53:22] TheSilentLink has dealt Malvolio a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:42:37 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[08/15/23 04:21:53] A_Dragon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:00:49 towards level 75.
[08/15/23 05:15:24] VonToutCourt was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:49:19 from level 78.
[08/15/23 05:39:35] medivh burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! medivh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/15/23 07:02:55] tass ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:54:20 from level 51.
[08/15/23 07:24:53] Tangles slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Tangles's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/15/23 07:33:04] pants found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:41 towards level 77.
[08/15/23 07:48:47] Lilith was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:34:45 from level 37.
[08/15/23 07:52:03] MetaNova had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:34:54 towards level 78.
[08/15/23 09:29:37] scumola ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:42:28 from level 75.
[08/15/23 10:25:32] zifnab06 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:55:48 from level 71.
[08/15/23 11:36:31] Lenny_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:28 towards level 66.
[08/15/23 11:48:49] GRIZZLYMAN gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:10:03 towards level 59.
[08/15/23 11:51:05] gendish had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:00 towards level 29.
[08/15/23 13:12:07] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:27:39 towards level 80.
[08/15/23 13:14:08] Tangles found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:42 towards level 75.
[08/15/23 13:18:11] d4n13L reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! d4n13L's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/23 14:13:51] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:37:49 towards level 80.
[08/15/23 17:09:44] cfjk was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:30 from level 75.
[08/15/23 17:34:44] Garg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:41:50 from level 51.
[08/15/23 20:25:36] jjasghar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:04:22 towards level 70.
[08/15/23 20:36:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on thornrag's tunic! thornrag's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/23 20:52:42] The local wizard imbued happymeal's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! happymeal's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/23 22:07:41] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:02:44 towards level 78.
[08/15/23 22:45:05] bobvador found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:40:03 towards level 78.
[08/15/23 22:46:20] Garg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:28 towards level 51.
[08/16/23 00:06:38] Fehu ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:00 from level 72.
[08/16/23 00:17:52] d4n13L got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:31:10 towards level 78.
[08/16/23 00:22:26] brycec caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:10:53 towards level 74.
[08/16/23 02:05:17] idleneutral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:24 towards level 65.
[08/16/23 02:22:51] Nuae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:10 towards level 66.
[08/16/23 02:33:11] allo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:17 towards level 80.
[08/16/23 02:39:15] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:31:53 towards level 74.
[08/16/23 03:06:46] elf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:48:33 from level 83.
[08/16/23 04:02:20] Bluedog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:37:49 towards level 73.
[08/16/23 04:09:07] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:54:21 from level 60.
[08/16/23 05:22:20] Lenny_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:22:06 towards level 67.
[08/16/23 05:22:44] Gangsterish was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:46 towards level 54.
[08/16/23 05:38:17] misha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:36:35 towards level 84.
[08/16/23 06:16:47] nathan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:53 towards level 38.
[08/16/23 06:57:12] mzumquadrat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:43 from level 45.
[08/16/23 08:00:09] Fehu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:13 towards level 72.
[08/16/23 08:14:15] JamCow burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! JamCow's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/16/23 08:24:29] pfoley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:03:18 from level 73.
[08/16/23 08:25:27] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:39 towards level 76.
[08/16/23 08:44:34] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:22:30 towards level 78.
[08/16/23 09:03:39] BastelBot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:54 towards level 80.
[08/16/23 11:09:57] damyan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! damyan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/23 11:16:40] Minus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Minus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/23 11:38:58] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:22 towards level 81.
[08/16/23 12:16:06] Daikojun got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:55 towards level 54.
[08/16/23 12:52:05] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:25:17 towards level 74.
[08/16/23 12:52:11] Theleveler was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:34:00 from level 81.
[08/16/23 13:33:14] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:25:39 towards level 76.
[08/16/23 13:41:01] noex was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:16 from level 63.
[08/16/23 14:38:02] boscage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:04 towards level 54.
[08/16/23 15:03:11] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:40:47 towards level 79.
[08/16/23 15:09:18] idleevil was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:16:41 towards level 68.
[08/16/23 15:17:05] cadfael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:18:09 towards level 74.
[08/16/23 15:18:05] soltys burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! soltys's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/16/23 15:28:41] Acolarh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:59:21 from level 81.
[08/16/23 16:11:22] Thorael was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:05:00 from level 78.
[08/16/23 16:25:25] \dev\ice hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:53:53 towards level 61.
[08/16/23 16:42:26] Cockatrice reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Cockatrice's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/23 17:53:42] confunctius has dealt pwae a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:54:37 is added to pwae's clock.
[08/16/23 18:06:29] Minus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:57:38 towards level 71.
[08/16/23 18:12:55] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:18:15 towards level 69.
[08/16/23 19:00:56] ramdac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:16 towards level 46.
[08/16/23 19:26:59] ufo-piloot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:20:56 towards level 60.
[08/16/23 19:45:09] jacquesssss reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jacquesssss's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/23 20:38:43] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:23:46 towards level 84.
[08/16/23 21:10:29] Nuae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:20 towards level 66.
[08/16/23 21:13:48] kinus was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:40:18 from level 74.
[08/16/23 21:27:12] philipp__ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:22 towards level 16.
[08/16/23 21:42:01] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:03:39 towards level 81.
[08/16/23 22:08:39] arcade_droid found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:29 towards level 41.
[08/17/23 00:13:23] Puff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:44:08 towards level 78.
[08/17/23 00:49:35] noex's charm ate a bolt of lightning! noex's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/23 01:03:02] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:33:11 towards level 79.
[08/17/23 01:12:28] Fehu reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fehu's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/23 01:28:28] particleflux found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:13 towards level 55.
[08/17/23 01:39:37] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:57:53 towards level 81.
[08/17/23 02:09:59] The local wizard imbued laama's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! laama's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/23 02:49:48] Acolarh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:25:35 towards level 81.
[08/17/23 03:46:20] pants ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:39 from level 77.
[08/17/23 04:03:08] gildarts ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:06:05 from level 73.
[08/17/23 04:04:33] ZOTTA has dealt fork a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:10:15 is added to fork's clock.
[08/17/23 04:21:25] pants ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:37:53 from level 77.
[08/17/23 04:29:39] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:03:39 towards level 78.
[08/17/23 04:59:56] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:37 towards level 75.
[08/17/23 05:06:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ecko's tunic! Ecko's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/23 05:08:42] hugga discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:06 towards level 68.
[08/17/23 05:37:13] eising was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:13:11 towards level 79.
[08/17/23 06:17:34] el ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:04:51 from level 77.
[08/17/23 06:25:45] unicron has dealt gideonstar a Critical Strike! 3 days, 05:00:35 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[08/17/23 06:31:38] bfft was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:47:48 from level 60.
[08/17/23 08:15:46] Lord255 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:25:18 towards level 80.
[08/17/23 08:18:08] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:04:48 towards level 80.
[08/17/23 08:19:20] tomhek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:22:39 towards level 78.
[08/17/23 08:47:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Puff's tunic! Puff's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/23 09:48:51] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:00:22 towards level 80.
[08/17/23 10:33:28] TimWolla got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:57:05 from level 84.
[08/17/23 10:38:22] talisein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:10:49 towards level 75.
[08/17/23 11:12:30] ufo-piloot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:25:20 from level 60.
[08/17/23 11:47:24] Wolf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:51:55 towards level 82.
[08/17/23 12:30:13] particleflux caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:30:43 towards level 55.
[08/17/23 13:03:54] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:36 towards level 82.
[08/17/23 14:03:04] Kritzefitz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:36:53 towards level 75.
[08/17/23 14:42:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on fstrelok's tunic! fstrelok's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/23 15:58:03] fstrelok ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:31:11 from level 65.
[08/17/23 16:09:06] The local wizard imbued Nuae's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Nuae's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/23 16:13:49] aqsd was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:33:06 from level 76.
[08/17/23 16:16:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kenyon's tunic! kenyon's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/23 18:11:42] The local wizard imbued brycec's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! brycec's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/23 18:33:53] Bolded ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:02:49 from level 74.
[08/17/23 18:42:37] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:47 towards level 81.
[08/17/23 18:50:49] Sombra has dealt mordac a Critical Strike! 6 days, 23:04:04 is added to mordac's clock.
[08/17/23 19:25:44] noex was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:09 from level 63.
[08/17/23 20:20:36] ramdac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:21 towards level 46.
[08/17/23 20:27:44] Khorne was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:37:55 from level 84.
[08/17/23 20:51:32] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:03:09 towards level 81.
[08/17/23 21:04:09] ChowderKeg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:00:07 towards level 82.
[08/17/23 21:09:11] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:28:15 towards level 79.
[08/17/23 21:14:09] idleevil walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:30:30 from level 68.
[08/17/23 22:13:37] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:30 towards level 77.
[08/17/23 22:56:13] rawgreaze had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:57 towards level 71.
[08/17/23 23:01:44] Lnk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:46 towards level 86.
[08/17/23 23:24:01] apb reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apb's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/23 23:41:23] drahthaar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:24:54 towards level 84.
[08/17/23 23:53:07] pants gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:56 towards level 77.
[08/18/23 00:44:11] io was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:02:08 from level 83.
[08/18/23 00:54:07] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:58:09 towards level 77.
[08/18/23 02:04:54] Wolf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:58:34 towards level 82.
[08/18/23 02:28:14] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:30 towards level 82.
[08/18/23 03:00:09] dwfreed bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:20:03 towards level 82.
[08/18/23 03:15:00] rawgreaze ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:54 from level 71.
[08/18/23 03:16:21] solarsparq slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! solarsparq's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/18/23 03:49:41] kptr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kptr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/23 04:23:46] scumola found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:25:22 towards level 76.
[08/18/23 04:43:03] Nuae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:54:37 towards level 67.
[08/18/23 04:54:05] pyre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:33:46 towards level 82.
[08/18/23 05:05:23] anarcat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:34 towards level 81.
[08/18/23 05:19:56] tswsl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:16 towards level 81.
[08/18/23 05:41:43] boscage ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:35:48 from level 54.
[08/18/23 06:13:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tomhek's tunic! tomhek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/23 06:59:40] Gangsterish was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:37:44 towards level 54.
[08/18/23 08:27:18] Affliction reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Affliction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/23 11:10:35] blobdog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:15 towards level 43.
[08/18/23 11:27:42] el caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:21 towards level 77.
[08/18/23 12:18:07] JackyB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:30:47 towards level 61.
[08/18/23 14:48:51] soltys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:04 towards level 82.
[08/18/23 16:19:36] jaxson got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:05:20 from level 72.
[08/18/23 16:21:40] Ecko had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:55 towards level 74.
[08/18/23 16:51:11] 0x00 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:38 from level 48.
[08/18/23 17:03:52] Wolf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:57:51 towards level 82.
[08/18/23 17:59:32] pyre ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:20:51 from level 82.
[08/18/23 19:10:43] arcade_droid found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:09 towards level 41.
[08/18/23 19:49:39] Lenny_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:24:23 towards level 67.
[08/18/23 19:51:10] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:17:24 towards level 74.
[08/18/23 19:56:59] Sombra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:34:41 from level 80.
[08/18/23 20:29:01] yano bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:53:05 towards level 80.
[08/18/23 21:25:37] talisein was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:20:58 from level 75.
[08/18/23 21:33:54] scumola found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:26:50 towards level 76.
[08/18/23 21:46:12] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:10:48 towards level 79.
[08/18/23 22:24:34] particleflux found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:46 towards level 55.
[08/18/23 22:36:39] gegenschein met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:38:54 from level 75.
[08/18/23 22:59:48] Ecko was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:25 towards level 74.
[08/19/23 00:07:27] arcade_droid gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:05 towards level 41.
[08/19/23 00:09:39] arkie caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:11 towards level 56.
[08/19/23 00:29:56] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:34:48 towards level 73.
[08/19/23 01:02:58] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:30 towards level 75.
[08/19/23 01:40:12] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:05 towards level 83.
[08/19/23 02:38:31] allo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:27 towards level 80.
[08/19/23 03:54:53] Bluedog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:00:51 towards level 73.
[08/19/23 05:03:01] V was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:16:48 from level 80.
[08/19/23 05:05:59] mzumquadrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:29 towards level 46.
[08/19/23 05:46:08] Wam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:50 towards level 71.
[08/19/23 07:02:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dwfreed's tunic! dwfreed's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/23 07:55:48] Russell had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:53:29 towards level 73.
[08/19/23 10:04:11] jjasghar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jjasghar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/23 10:28:01] hdm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:24:05 towards level 84.
[08/19/23 10:37:51] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:27:55 towards level 84.
[08/19/23 10:54:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sc's tunic! sc's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/23 11:35:15] solarsparq was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:51 towards level 67.
[08/19/23 12:06:59] idlegood was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:24 towards level 69.
[08/19/23 12:14:04] bsleep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:03 towards level 76.
[08/19/23 12:30:28] RussellB got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:58 towards level 78.
[08/19/23 12:47:09] tmberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:18 towards level 75.
[08/19/23 12:58:24] Neil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:48:04 towards level 60.
[08/19/23 13:14:37] Neil was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:20:49 towards level 60.
[08/19/23 13:43:55] Blohsh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:04:43 from level 52.
[08/19/23 14:24:58] idleneutral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:13:57 towards level 66.
[08/19/23 14:27:38] JackyB was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:23:05 from level 61.
[08/19/23 14:36:37] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:22 towards level 72.
[08/19/23 14:59:42] Ankhers was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:07:19 towards level 73.
[08/19/23 15:21:09] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:11:23 towards level 84.
[08/19/23 15:40:04] Crazycatlady was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:34 towards level 79.
[08/19/23 16:01:24] eising gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:54:26 towards level 79.
[08/19/23 16:39:24] bsleep's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bsleep's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/23 16:46:46] Fehu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:26:22 towards level 73.
[08/19/23 17:44:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on enteral's tunic! enteral's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/23 18:16:14] dyvonna discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:01:56 towards level 73.
[08/19/23 18:30:27] tomhek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:29:41 from level 78.
[08/19/23 18:32:00] Garg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:21 from level 51.
[08/19/23 18:36:13] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:40:21 towards level 85.
[08/19/23 18:37:37] nathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:45 towards level 40.
[08/19/23 18:50:19] Drin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:33:54 towards level 72.
[08/19/23 19:11:27] bsleep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:34 towards level 76.
[08/19/23 19:30:44] The local wizard imbued dyvonna's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dyvonna's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/23 20:28:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on mordac's tunic! mordac's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/23 20:36:19] Daikojun gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:31:28 towards level 55.
[08/19/23 21:35:08] enteral was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:45:28 towards level 68.
[08/19/23 22:01:59] jjasghar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:59:53 towards level 70.
[08/19/23 22:30:05] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:04:30 towards level 80.
[08/19/23 22:35:06] bobvador was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:35:53 from level 78.
[08/19/23 22:50:28] JamCow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:57:44 towards level 79.
[08/19/23 23:09:54] scornn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:53:10 towards level 58.
[08/20/23 00:12:09] hax404 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:16:05 towards level 77.
[08/20/23 00:12:33] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:23:17 towards level 76.
[08/20/23 00:14:06] freeboson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:16:46 towards level 77.
[08/20/23 00:22:47] Asara gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:54 towards level 80.
[08/20/23 01:14:48] GilbertErik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:02:43 towards level 69.
[08/20/23 01:40:18] drahthaar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:13:06 towards level 84.
[08/20/23 03:11:13] Lord255 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:41:37 towards level 80.
[08/20/23 03:16:45] The local wizard imbued SSLbits's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! SSLbits's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/23 04:11:27] jjasghar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:06:23 towards level 70.
[08/20/23 04:16:01] BastelBot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:03:50 towards level 80.
[08/20/23 04:24:36] ter0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:02 towards level 39.
[08/20/23 05:25:59] VonToutCourt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:58 towards level 78.
[08/20/23 05:40:47] ufo-piloot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:24:25 from level 60.
[08/20/23 05:47:09] Forud met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:35:42 from level 77.
[08/20/23 06:14:37] gegenschein was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:53:50 from level 75.
[08/20/23 07:05:33] Lilith was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:45 towards level 39.
[08/20/23 07:08:31] Andrio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:27 towards level 73.
[08/20/23 07:41:40] pfoley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:10:13 from level 73.
[08/20/23 07:43:26] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:44:47 towards level 83.
[08/20/23 09:57:28] gildarts was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:59:16 from level 73.
[08/20/23 10:00:48] Neil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:07:50 towards level 60.
[08/20/23 11:27:22] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:52:14 towards level 77.
[08/20/23 11:55:59] Fehu reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fehu's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/23 12:17:57] Nuae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:18:52 towards level 67.
[08/20/23 12:31:45] DrinkyBird's charm ate a bolt of lightning! DrinkyBird's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/23 13:30:19] TheSilentLink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:00 towards level 70.
[08/20/23 13:39:09] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:36 towards level 83.
[08/20/23 14:15:02] The local wizard imbued confunctius's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! confunctius's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/23 14:43:09] Berserker found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:10 towards level 61.
[08/20/23 15:32:05] Acolarh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:38:23 towards level 81.
[08/20/23 15:59:40] DontEvenPeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:21:18 towards level 60.
[08/20/23 16:41:19] shikhin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:51 towards level 79.
[08/20/23 17:21:38] damyan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:30:14 towards level 75.
[08/20/23 17:50:42] enteral was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:46:06 from level 68.
[08/20/23 18:17:29] idleevil was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:02:10 from level 68.
[08/20/23 18:33:11] tsr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:53:53 towards level 75.
[08/20/23 20:34:37] 0x00 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:28 from level 48.
[08/20/23 20:38:46] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:01 towards level 78.
[08/20/23 20:41:08] io discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:36:28 towards level 83.
[08/20/23 21:01:33] idlegood was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:02:54 from level 70.
[08/20/23 21:05:10] aqsd burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! aqsd's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/20/23 21:30:28] Nuae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:29 towards level 67.
[08/20/23 21:59:34] hax404 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:04 towards level 77.
[08/20/23 22:11:16] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/23 22:17:24] Lord255 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:13:59 towards level 80.
[08/20/23 23:19:50] confunctius got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:45:49 towards level 62.
[08/20/23 23:57:44] Tabmow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:29:15 towards level 70.
[08/21/23 00:15:37] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:14:12 towards level 71.
[08/21/23 00:17:19] sky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:25:46 towards level 78.
[08/21/23 00:48:29] scumola tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:30:51 towards level 76.
[08/21/23 01:06:16] spex's charm ate a bolt of lightning! spex's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/23 01:09:29] nathan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:47 towards level 41.
[08/21/23 01:18:37] caeli has dealt EddieT137 a Critical Strike! 3 days, 20:56:51 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[08/21/23 01:31:28] GilbertErik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:43:21 towards level 69.
[08/21/23 02:48:14] anarcat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:39 towards level 81.
[08/21/23 02:59:38] Cockatrice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:47:33 towards level 69.
[08/21/23 05:30:44] Ankhers found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:20:39 towards level 73.
[08/21/23 05:39:25] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:06:19 towards level 82.
[08/21/23 05:59:53] confunctius was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:08:30 towards level 62.
[08/21/23 06:19:52] ufo-piloot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:14:06 towards level 60.
[08/21/23 06:52:28] buzel slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! buzel's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/21/23 07:16:39] u4ia was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:43 towards level 43.
[08/21/23 07:27:18] Affliction has dealt particleflux a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:13:33 is added to particleflux's clock.
[08/21/23 08:55:15] pwae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:28:14 from level 78.
[08/21/23 09:02:28] jjasghar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:56:10 towards level 70.
[08/21/23 09:07:38] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:22:51 towards level 72.
[08/21/23 09:53:36] brycec got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:42:47 towards level 74.
[08/21/23 10:35:11] Pinkman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:32 towards level 72.
[08/21/23 10:44:37] HeavyPodda was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:19:39 from level 77.
[08/21/23 10:52:53] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:18:51 towards level 83.
[08/21/23 10:53:12] csc2ya ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:52:29 from level 62.
[08/21/23 10:56:37] Acolarh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:56:06 towards level 81.
[08/21/23 11:22:15] jjasghar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:59:26 from level 70.
[08/21/23 11:52:15] mzumquadrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:24 towards level 46.
[08/21/23 11:59:31] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:18:20 towards level 84.
[08/21/23 12:09:03] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:21 towards level 72.
[08/21/23 12:34:58] signofzeta fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:29:51 from level 72.
[08/21/23 12:44:36] Ungoliant had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:14:25 towards level 70.
[08/21/23 13:02:38] tmberg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tmberg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/23 14:10:14] idleevil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:18 towards level 68.
[08/21/23 14:54:50] CodeB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:26 towards level 59.
[08/21/23 14:58:02] The local wizard imbued Fehu's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fehu's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/23 16:51:36] BenDover got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:27:50 towards level 58.
[08/21/23 17:30:05] blobdog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:09 towards level 44.
[08/21/23 17:44:50] pwae ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:06:47 from level 78.
[08/21/23 18:22:44] gegenschein had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:55:52 towards level 75.
[08/21/23 18:30:49] rawgreaze was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:18:40 towards level 72.
[08/21/23 18:36:47] jacob1 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jacob1's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/23 19:44:18] bg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:27:29 from level 80.
[08/21/23 20:37:59] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:41:08 towards level 60.
[08/21/23 20:40:50] alexlehm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:57:34 towards level 59.
[08/21/23 20:45:06] d4n13L found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:49:20 towards level 78.
[08/21/23 21:09:23] idleevil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:26 towards level 68.
[08/21/23 21:33:56] Bluedog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:49:37 towards level 73.
[08/21/23 21:49:05] CodeGeek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:28:48 towards level 80.
[08/21/23 22:05:35] "\@_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:25 towards level 78.
[08/21/23 22:28:43] RussellB was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:19 from level 78.
[08/22/23 01:46:48] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:53:08 towards level 81.
[08/22/23 01:52:19] Yarosh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:45:50 from level 76.
[08/22/23 02:26:19] particleflux was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:14 towards level 55.
[08/22/23 02:38:03] Destruia found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:03:19 towards level 75.
[08/22/23 03:08:12] solarsparq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:13:08 towards level 67.
[08/22/23 03:10:52] Techman's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Techman's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/23 03:31:50] Bluedog slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Bluedog's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/23 04:06:58] Ecko burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Ecko's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/23 04:37:46] pyre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:59:34 towards level 82.
[08/22/23 05:09:41] d4n13L ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:18:52 from level 78.
[08/22/23 05:30:22] aqsd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:24 from level 76.
[08/22/23 06:03:14] Lenny_ ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:03:10 from level 67.
[08/22/23 07:10:40] hdm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:59:31 towards level 84.
[08/22/23 07:12:43] Zed_Spiker bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:55 towards level 53.
[08/22/23 07:23:46] ufo-piloot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:16:48 towards level 60.
[08/22/23 07:30:54] Minus was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:48:18 from level 71.
[08/22/23 07:42:17] Wolf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:25:45 towards level 82.
[08/22/23 07:51:49] boscage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:42 towards level 55.
[08/22/23 08:18:27] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:33:52 towards level 81.
[08/22/23 08:19:28] Ecko was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:26:47 from level 75.
[08/22/23 08:43:00] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:08:20 towards level 83.
[08/22/23 08:55:25] Minus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:35:06 towards level 71.
[08/22/23 08:57:20] csc2ya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:55:49 towards level 62.
[08/22/23 09:07:01] cadfael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:38:33 towards level 74.
[08/22/23 09:08:28] bookworm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:05:43 towards level 73.
[08/22/23 09:16:45] JamCow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:31:27 towards level 79.
[08/22/23 09:26:50] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:17 towards level 72.
[08/22/23 09:27:02] The local wizard imbued bg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/23 10:52:31] damyan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:31:51 from level 75.
[08/22/23 10:57:50] mordac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:08:33 towards level 77.
[08/22/23 11:34:16] Affliction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:41:10 towards level 77.
[08/22/23 11:43:57] pyre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:02:31 towards level 82.
[08/22/23 12:37:12] JigmeDatse was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:09:24 towards level 68.
[08/22/23 13:19:55] Celediel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:09 towards level 39.
[08/22/23 13:39:50] Lenny_ ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:55:26 from level 67.
[08/22/23 13:54:34] ZOTTA tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:26 towards level 71.
[08/22/23 14:19:15] vegadark caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:51:10 towards level 82.
[08/22/23 14:24:26] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:20:21 towards level 77.
[08/22/23 14:59:30] Tabmow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:38:39 towards level 70.
[08/22/23 15:12:42] blabber found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 18:52:21 towards level 79.
[08/22/23 15:22:02] bfft found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:48:33 towards level 60.
[08/22/23 15:58:32] Drin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Drin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/23 16:11:52] StalkR found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:48:59 towards level 79.
[08/22/23 16:40:50] bg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:05:39 towards level 80.
[08/22/23 17:58:05] dyvonna ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:29:11 from level 73.
[08/22/23 18:05:10] gusto found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:38:33 towards level 65.
[08/22/23 18:49:25] SSLbits was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:52:58 from level 69.
[08/22/23 19:26:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on arcade_droid's tunic! arcade_droid's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/23 19:49:28] Celediel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Celediel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/23 19:54:56] Zed_Spiker fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:46:17 from level 53.
[08/22/23 20:22:08] Chuck was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:51:17 from level 76.
[08/22/23 20:58:58] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:02 towards level 73.
[08/22/23 21:22:20] bsleep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:12:51 towards level 76.
[08/22/23 21:44:23] nawcom fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:22:28 from level 75.
[08/22/23 22:17:03] RussellB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:19 towards level 78.
[08/23/23 00:00:48] JigmeDatse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:26:34 towards level 68.
[08/23/23 00:04:19] The local wizard imbued Acolarh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Acolarh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/23 00:06:35] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:54:36 from level 78.
[08/23/23 00:31:23] brycec caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:31 towards level 74.
[08/23/23 00:40:16] nya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:29:44 towards level 78.
[08/23/23 00:57:13] Lenny_ was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:37:03 from level 67.
[08/23/23 01:29:28] Chuck found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:51:24 towards level 76.
[08/23/23 01:35:48] Theleveler walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:11:18 from level 82.
[08/23/23 01:37:00] noex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:34:23 towards level 64.
[08/23/23 01:45:59] JigmeDatse caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:41 towards level 68.
[08/23/23 02:52:02] Khorne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:38:42 towards level 84.
[08/23/23 03:33:23] Fehu burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Fehu's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/23/23 03:42:50] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:52:22 towards level 60.
[08/23/23 03:45:03] gendish was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:48 towards level 37.
[08/23/23 04:03:27] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:21:00 towards level 70.
[08/23/23 04:28:36] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:23:37 towards level 73.
[08/23/23 04:30:33] gendish found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:07 towards level 37.
[08/23/23 05:14:43] ToHellWithGA's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ToHellWithGA's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/23/23 05:14:43] dodecahedron has dealt Covid-19 a Critical Strike! 3 days, 14:54:15 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[08/23/23 05:28:16] idleneutral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:54:10 towards level 66.
[08/23/23 05:30:10] dodecahedron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:04 towards level 29.
[08/23/23 06:04:09] scornn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:07:38 towards level 58.
[08/23/23 06:04:21] kptr ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:14:30 from level 79.
[08/23/23 06:29:08] Lilith was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:18 towards level 41.
[08/23/23 06:40:13] Andrio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:30 towards level 73.
[08/23/23 06:57:36] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:12:41 towards level 72.
[08/23/23 08:43:28] gendish was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:49:44 from level 38.
[08/23/23 09:05:54] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:08:58 towards level 84.
[08/23/23 11:20:23] idlegood's charm ate a bolt of lightning! idlegood's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/23 11:47:47] JackyB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:14:24 towards level 61.
[08/23/23 12:08:07] pyre was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:43:40 towards level 82.
[08/23/23 12:29:18] CompanionCube found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:23 towards level 81.
[08/23/23 13:37:57] Cirdan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:48:06 from level 80.
[08/23/23 13:40:51] Celediel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:05 towards level 39.
[08/23/23 14:11:40] Berserker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:20:00 towards level 61.
[08/23/23 14:47:42] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:37:52 towards level 82.
[08/23/23 15:08:31] MetaNova was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:51:19 towards level 78.
[08/23/23 16:23:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on talisein's tunic! talisein's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/23 17:22:02] drahthaar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:42:39 from level 84.
[08/23/23 17:24:03] JackyB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:16:53 towards level 61.
[08/23/23 17:38:21] Russell found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:00:42 towards level 73.
[08/23/23 17:41:48] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:55:29 towards level 80.
[08/23/23 18:52:44] Thorael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:16:53 towards level 78.
[08/23/23 19:41:04] io's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! io's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/23/23 20:48:20] Destruia found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:47:24 towards level 75.
[08/23/23 21:25:12] Chuck bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:43:31 towards level 76.
[08/24/23 00:51:33] Cirdan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Cirdan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/24/23 00:58:23] gusto bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:26:17 towards level 65.
[08/24/23 01:58:08] V's charm ate a bolt of lightning! V's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/23 02:37:24] alexlehm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:38:18 towards level 59.
[08/24/23 02:49:50] gendish had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:24 towards level 38.
[08/24/23 03:08:39] anarcat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! anarcat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/23 03:23:43] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:39:38 towards level 82.
[08/24/23 04:23:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Fehu's tunic! Fehu's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/23 04:45:42] Russell gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:45:25 towards level 73.
[08/24/23 04:56:00] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:29 towards level 77.
[08/24/23 05:11:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pants's tunic! pants's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/23 05:51:16] Wolf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Wolf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/24/23 06:02:04] anarcat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:11 towards level 81.
[08/24/23 06:19:32] Kurenai got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:33:50 from level 71.
[08/24/23 06:25:03] tomgus1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:38 towards level 57.
[08/24/23 06:28:22] Garg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:30:15 towards level 52.
[08/24/23 06:59:35] TheSilentLink ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:44 from level 70.
[08/24/23 07:14:56] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:18 towards level 73.
[08/24/23 07:24:07] particleflux was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:05:52 towards level 56.
[08/24/23 07:37:55] Nysdar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:17 towards level 71.
[08/24/23 08:04:22] yano was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:23:49 towards level 80.
[08/24/23 09:00:33] nya reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nya's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/23 09:17:57] Russell slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Russell's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/24/23 09:50:47] gusto reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gusto's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/23 10:08:36] gendish walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:14 from level 38.
[08/24/23 11:27:21] gradator found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:53:06 towards level 79.
[08/24/23 12:09:18] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:40 towards level 78.
[08/24/23 12:51:46] tsr's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tsr's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/23 13:02:04] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:26 towards level 78.
[08/24/23 14:58:56] dyvonna was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:09:13 from level 73.
[08/24/23 15:14:06] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:27:28 towards level 78.
[08/24/23 17:26:55] Andrio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:22:39 towards level 74.
[08/24/23 18:51:12] IFireflyl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:24:32 towards level 55.
[08/24/23 20:45:35] EddieT137 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:27 towards level 72.
[08/24/23 20:59:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ukleinek's tunic! ukleinek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/23 21:22:35] sky was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:24:38 from level 78.
[08/24/23 22:33:46] ahmubashshir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:38:10 towards level 67.
[08/24/23 22:38:50] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:58 towards level 70.
[08/24/23 23:45:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on eising's tunic! eising's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/23 23:49:09] Pinkman was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:12:40 from level 73.
[08/24/23 23:49:39] Lord255 has dealt \dev\ice a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:01:02 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[08/25/23 00:00:24] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:01:09 towards level 76.
[08/25/23 00:00:42] VonToutCourt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:45:49 towards level 78.
[08/25/23 00:17:15] Cockatrice was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:49:20 from level 69.
[08/25/23 00:21:34] enteral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:00:38 towards level 68.
[08/25/23 01:05:12] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:46:55 from level 76.
[08/25/23 02:29:14] ter0 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:24 towards level 41.
[08/25/23 02:34:21] Carl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:02:51 from level 78.
[08/25/23 03:50:17] spex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:11 towards level 77.
[08/25/23 03:54:27] _sh has dealt gideonstar a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:57:54 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[08/25/23 04:21:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kinus's tunic! kinus's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/23 04:27:31] Wam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:31 towards level 71.
[08/25/23 04:39:04] Lilith reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lilith's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/23 04:49:45] ZOTTA ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:08:06 from level 72.
[08/25/23 07:20:26] jjasghar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:13:37 towards level 70.
[08/25/23 07:21:59] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:07:03 towards level 80.
[08/25/23 07:28:31] Fenrik was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:32:24 from level 79.
[08/25/23 08:04:06] hdm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:32:08 from level 84.
[08/25/23 08:22:29] Bluedog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:53:42 towards level 73.
[08/25/23 08:23:53] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:59 towards level 66.
[08/25/23 08:26:45] tmberg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:24:08 from level 76.
[08/25/23 08:29:12] scornn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:44:14 towards level 58.
[08/25/23 08:30:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Tabmow's tunic! Tabmow's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/23 10:25:45] Asara found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:29:20 towards level 81.
[08/25/23 10:35:45] hugga found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:25:07 towards level 69.
[08/25/23 10:53:57] Ungoliant bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:46:42 towards level 70.
[08/25/23 10:58:59] tomhek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:40 towards level 78.
[08/25/23 11:45:09] VonToutCourt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:30:26 towards level 78.
[08/25/23 11:50:13] Matthew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:14:19 towards level 60.
[08/25/23 12:40:07] CodeGeek has dealt csc2ya a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:45:56 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[08/25/23 12:52:43] GRIZZLYMAN has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:04:59 is added to simple's clock.
[08/25/23 12:56:56] TimWolla gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:04:46 towards level 84.
[08/25/23 13:02:21] dodecahedron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:07 towards level 33.
[08/25/23 13:22:25] caeli found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:34 towards level 81.
[08/25/23 13:41:17] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:16 towards level 77.
[08/25/23 13:54:49] yano was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:30:40 towards level 80.
[08/25/23 13:54:52] kzootech gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:47 towards level 69.
[08/25/23 14:09:17] Asara gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:56:48 towards level 81.
[08/25/23 14:58:14] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:41:29 towards level 74.
[08/25/23 15:04:21] bananaboat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:02:43 towards level 83.
[08/25/23 15:48:38] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:34:54 towards level 76.
[08/25/23 16:11:47] MadMan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:31:38 towards level 73.
[08/25/23 17:07:37] ahmubashshir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:26:30 towards level 67.
[08/25/23 17:10:47] Mat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:28:22 from level 58.
[08/25/23 18:04:44] Lnk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:43:26 towards level 86.
[08/25/23 18:06:38] Aksej was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:41:58 from level 74.
[08/25/23 18:29:10] bsleep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:58 towards level 76.
[08/25/23 18:42:23] simple burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! simple's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/23 18:45:08] Mat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:08 towards level 58.
[08/25/23 19:01:06] rawgreaze got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:38:42 towards level 72.
[08/25/23 19:02:33] Acolarh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:15:33 from level 81.
[08/25/23 19:07:34] Chuck was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:10:24 towards level 76.
[08/25/23 19:21:52] shikhin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:11:19 from level 80.
[08/25/23 19:53:18] Matthew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:13 towards level 60.
[08/25/23 20:30:30] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:05:42 towards level 77.
[08/25/23 23:16:03] Andrio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:26:51 towards level 74.
[08/25/23 23:35:10] grangerstranger tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:14 towards level 20.
[08/25/23 23:49:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on GilbertErik's tunic! GilbertErik's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/23 00:45:45] Gangsterish ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:49 from level 54.
[08/26/23 01:04:33] noex fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:23:28 from level 64.
[08/26/23 01:14:15] Kesdak got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:32 towards level 37.
[08/26/23 03:04:32] bfft was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:44:29 towards level 60.
[08/26/23 03:09:32] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:27:39 towards level 78.
[08/26/23 03:12:33] bobvador ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:36:40 from level 78.
[08/26/23 03:27:07] Destruia ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:24:29 from level 75.
[08/26/23 03:32:11] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:49:02 towards level 76.
[08/26/23 04:12:05] zbe's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zbe's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/23 04:59:48] vegadark hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:12:42 towards level 82.
[08/26/23 06:12:07] noex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:32:21 towards level 64.
[08/26/23 06:21:33] csc2ya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:49 towards level 62.
[08/26/23 06:56:33] misha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:21:12 towards level 84.
[08/26/23 07:11:48] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:26 towards level 77.
[08/26/23 07:27:25] boscage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:32:46 towards level 56.
[08/26/23 07:52:48] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:53 towards level 75.
[08/26/23 08:09:04] noex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:58:21 towards level 64.
[08/26/23 08:26:08] Forud's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Forud's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/23 09:13:17] style found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:29 towards level 68.
[08/26/23 09:15:35] alephnull found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:37 towards level 54.
[08/26/23 09:58:17] vegadark had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:13:16 towards level 82.
[08/26/23 10:34:23] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:17 towards level 78.
[08/26/23 10:42:04] caeli walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:25:44 from level 81.
[08/26/23 10:51:08] VonToutCourt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:28:09 towards level 78.
[08/26/23 11:23:47] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:48 towards level 81.
[08/26/23 11:41:41] Lenny_ was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:31:42 from level 67.
[08/26/23 11:51:56] Asara was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:49:40 from level 81.
[08/26/23 12:09:20] Bluedog bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:55 towards level 73.
[08/26/23 12:17:44] Tenedos's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Tenedos's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/23 14:32:35] Covid-19 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:01:55 towards level 78.
[08/26/23 15:40:39] Covid-19 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:42:01 from level 78.
[08/26/23 15:58:28] Asara found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:11:59 towards level 81.
[08/26/23 16:11:49] yano was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:49 towards level 80.
[08/26/23 16:30:14] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:25:23 towards level 78.
[08/26/23 16:53:10] jayvee was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:13:46 from level 77.
[08/26/23 17:28:18] Platonides was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:05:04 towards level 69.
[08/26/23 17:30:06] pants was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:42:18 from level 78.
[08/26/23 18:37:25] The local wizard imbued cadfael's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cadfael's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/23 18:39:47] ChowderKeg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:41:46 towards level 82.
[08/26/23 18:57:29] cadfael's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cadfael's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/23 19:19:13] Fehu was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:01 from level 73.
[08/26/23 19:40:45] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:00:34 towards level 75.
[08/26/23 19:59:19] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:18 towards level 81.
[08/26/23 20:43:17] Russell found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:40:38 towards level 73.
[08/26/23 21:01:15] vegadark bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:22 towards level 82.
[08/26/23 21:42:09] TheSilentLink was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:39:39 towards level 71.
[08/26/23 23:50:58] arkie was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:42:10 towards level 57.
[08/26/23 23:55:51] Fenrik was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:56:03 from level 79.
[08/27/23 03:10:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on soltys's tunic! soltys's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/23 03:12:00] kptr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:08 towards level 79.
[08/27/23 03:57:30] hdm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:36 towards level 84.
[08/27/23 04:40:46] talisein bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:29:04 towards level 75.
[08/27/23 04:50:25] hax404 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:54:57 towards level 78.
[08/27/23 04:56:45] pwae reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pwae's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/23 04:58:54] gradator was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:18:47 from level 79.
[08/27/23 05:07:38] bookworm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:08:49 from level 73.
[08/27/23 05:16:58] Carl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:15:49 from level 78.
[08/27/23 06:11:32] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:09 towards level 76.
[08/27/23 06:14:27] BenDover found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:41 towards level 58.
[08/27/23 06:47:26] Berserker gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:41 towards level 61.
[08/27/23 07:08:48] bookworm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:27:44 towards level 73.
[08/27/23 08:40:44] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:40:11 from level 84.
[08/27/23 08:44:54] eising caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:54 towards level 79.
[08/27/23 09:19:51] arkie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:30:36 towards level 57.
[08/27/23 10:06:41] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:10:32 towards level 74.
[08/27/23 11:35:47] bsleep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:45:10 towards level 77.
[08/27/23 12:01:01] Tenedos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:01:44 towards level 69.
[08/27/23 12:51:34] hugga got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:52:35 from level 69.
[08/27/23 14:00:13] caeli discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:23 towards level 81.
[08/27/23 15:50:49] Carl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Carl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/23 15:51:40] zifnab06 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:59:37 towards level 71.
[08/27/23 16:25:00] caeli gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:28 towards level 81.
[08/27/23 17:09:44] Crazycatlady was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:46 towards level 79.
[08/27/23 17:28:04] Kritzefitz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:49:17 towards level 75.
[08/27/23 17:53:49] grangerstranger's charm ate a bolt of lightning! grangerstranger's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/23 18:07:13] nawcom fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:43:56 from level 75.
[08/27/23 18:10:26] hugga's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hugga's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/23 18:53:03] pwae has dealt Kritzefitz a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:00:10 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/27/23 19:16:15] roosterphant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:40 towards level 12.
[08/27/23 20:30:53] zifnab06 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:20:58 towards level 71.
[08/27/23 20:49:45] The local wizard imbued d4n13L's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! d4n13L's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/23 20:50:28] Lilith was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:33 from level 42.
[08/27/23 21:36:05] el gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:33:44 towards level 78.
[08/27/23 22:03:30] Sario's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Sario's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/23 22:17:25] idleevil found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:47:38 towards level 69.
[08/27/23 22:28:28] enteral was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:43:13 from level 68.
[08/27/23 23:37:21] Acolarh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Acolarh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/23 23:43:28] idleneutral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:58:18 towards level 66.
[08/28/23 00:02:21] EddieT137 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:20 towards level 72.
[08/28/23 00:14:00] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:37:11 towards level 76.
[08/28/23 01:03:20] pfoley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:52 from level 73.
[08/28/23 01:06:24] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:30 towards level 69.
[08/28/23 01:18:45] aqsd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:34:11 towards level 77.
[08/28/23 01:36:33] Ungoliant found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:31:04 towards level 70.
[08/28/23 03:12:16] Nuae's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Nuae's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/23 03:37:19] scornn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:46:19 towards level 58.
[08/28/23 04:23:48] Celediel spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Celediel's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/28/23 04:37:33] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:58:25 towards level 77.
[08/28/23 04:54:20] idlegood caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:18:24 towards level 70.
[08/28/23 06:15:57] mordac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:35:45 towards level 77.
[08/28/23 06:34:51] alephnull discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:41 towards level 54.
[08/28/23 06:48:53] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:53:48 towards level 81.
[08/28/23 07:36:40] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 14:53:41 towards level 84.
[08/28/23 07:50:41] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:47:12 towards level 74.
[08/28/23 08:14:41] arkie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:02 towards level 57.
[08/28/23 08:47:15] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:29 towards level 82.
[08/28/23 09:00:36] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:37:02 towards level 83.
[08/28/23 09:10:03] hugga bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:51:28 towards level 69.
[08/28/23 11:49:17] canton7 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:12:55 from level 77.
[08/28/23 11:49:44] arcade_droid discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:32 towards level 44.
[08/28/23 11:50:32] csc2ya was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:36:18 from level 62.
[08/28/23 11:52:45] EddieT137 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! EddieT137's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/23 12:15:09] kinus fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:14:37 from level 74.
[08/28/23 14:14:11] Asara tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:08:06 towards level 81.
[08/28/23 14:27:41] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:12:13 towards level 72.
[08/28/23 14:33:09] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:59:53 towards level 77.
[08/28/23 15:53:33] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:35:06 towards level 74.
[08/28/23 16:00:23] Fenrik ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:44:19 from level 79.
[08/28/23 16:10:08] The local wizard imbued Ungoliant's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Ungoliant's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/23 16:11:47] csc2ya was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:25 from level 62.
[08/28/23 16:12:20] Stevland was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:02:59 towards level 75.
[08/28/23 16:33:04] Mat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:11 towards level 58.
[08/28/23 17:42:55] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:06:34 towards level 77.
[08/28/23 17:54:17] Celediel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Celediel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/23 18:33:15] scornn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:15:47 towards level 58.
[08/28/23 20:34:35] Asara was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:45:07 towards level 81.
[08/28/23 20:35:57] bsleep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:45:11 towards level 77.
[08/28/23 20:48:35] Nysdar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:39:14 towards level 71.
[08/28/23 22:21:47] pfoley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:10 towards level 73.
[08/28/23 22:47:22] talisein's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! talisein's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/23 22:47:32] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:38:33 towards level 84.
[08/28/23 22:59:49] SirNeo spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! SirNeo's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/28/23 23:09:54] Bolded was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:11:24 from level 74.
[08/29/23 00:21:11] Tenedos reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tenedos's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/23 00:55:56] Carl's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Carl's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/23 01:20:28] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:40:40 towards level 79.
[08/29/23 02:29:35] grangerstranger found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:09 towards level 30.
[08/29/23 03:01:18] scumola fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:00:50 from level 76.
[08/29/23 03:46:56] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:09:15 towards level 78.
[08/29/23 04:45:03] Varjatticus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:52:19 towards level 53.
[08/29/23 05:49:24] Matthew was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:20:42 from level 60.
[08/29/23 05:50:28] Cockatrice was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:29:33 towards level 69.
[08/29/23 06:01:18] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 08:15:18 towards level 82.
[08/29/23 06:32:17] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:03:44 towards level 84.
[08/29/23 07:44:09] philipp__ reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! philipp__'s shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/23 07:44:15] gendish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:07 towards level 40.
[08/29/23 07:54:25] drahthaar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:54:30 towards level 84.
[08/29/23 08:54:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on simple's tunic! simple's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/23 08:54:36] gusto ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:04:54 from level 65.
[08/29/23 08:58:07] popey ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:36:51 from level 56.
[08/29/23 09:29:27] CodeB ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:04:23 from level 60.
[08/29/23 09:31:51] Pinkman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:15:23 towards level 73.
[08/29/23 10:21:36] Theleveler gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 06:59:44 towards level 82.
[08/29/23 10:35:00] Pinkman's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Pinkman's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/23 11:17:26] slim was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:58:48 from level 68.
[08/29/23 11:20:09] nawcom was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:29 towards level 75.
[08/29/23 11:27:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on soltys's tunic! soltys's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/23 11:27:32] cadfael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:53:17 towards level 74.
[08/29/23 11:29:53] Kesdak gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:48 towards level 38.
[08/29/23 11:58:31] bookworm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:52:29 from level 73.
[08/29/23 12:21:27] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:09 towards level 80.
[08/29/23 12:21:36] Nuae's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Nuae's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/23 14:48:16] Neil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:57 towards level 60.
[08/29/23 15:54:26] dyvonna hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:51 towards level 73.
[08/29/23 17:08:04] Kurenai's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kurenai's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/23 17:22:10] Garg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:47:41 from level 52.
[08/29/23 17:46:34] jjasghar was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:05:21 from level 70.
[08/29/23 19:28:04] soltys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:28:40 towards level 83.
[08/29/23 20:05:58] tomhek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:21 from level 78.
[08/29/23 21:50:07] thornrag spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! thornrag's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/23 22:00:36] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:08:02 towards level 70.
[08/30/23 00:22:27] alephnull was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:36:01 towards level 55.
[08/30/23 00:37:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on AlexS's tunic! AlexS's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/23 00:39:59] Bluedog found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:01:33 towards level 73.
[08/30/23 00:48:48] mzumquadrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:58 towards level 48.
[08/30/23 01:01:33] scornn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:28 towards level 58.
[08/30/23 03:00:54] shikhin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:47:21 from level 80.
[08/30/23 03:20:32] gradator ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:40:31 from level 80.
[08/30/23 03:45:33] scumola caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:56:59 towards level 76.
[08/30/23 04:15:49] Sombra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:29:07 towards level 81.
[08/30/23 05:26:32] soltys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 14:16:33 towards level 83.
[08/30/23 06:29:37] bsleep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:03:32 towards level 77.
[08/30/23 07:28:11] roosterphant found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:44 towards level 28.
[08/30/23 07:42:08] damyan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:44:51 towards level 75.
[08/30/23 08:01:18] _sh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:37:04 from level 82.
[08/30/23 08:18:17] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:58:54 towards level 60.
[08/30/23 08:27:49] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:51:35 from level 83.
[08/30/23 08:46:15] blobdog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:15 towards level 46.
[08/30/23 09:09:49] arkie was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:00:35 from level 57.
[08/30/23 10:35:43] aqsd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:48:35 towards level 77.
[08/30/23 11:08:54] el got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:20:50 towards level 78.
[08/30/23 11:16:31] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:04 towards level 83.
[08/30/23 11:45:52] blobdog found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:39 towards level 46.
[08/30/23 12:09:58] Techman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:58 towards level 84.
[08/30/23 12:20:58] scornn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:36 towards level 58.
[08/30/23 12:33:59] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:03:10 towards level 73.
[08/30/23 13:25:42] The local wizard imbued TheSilentLink's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TheSilentLink's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/23 13:26:18] GRIZZLYMAN tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:49:58 towards level 59.
[08/30/23 13:51:05] Minus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:11 towards level 71.
[08/30/23 14:23:53] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:28:42 towards level 76.
[08/30/23 14:25:59] washclof was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:20:24 towards level 85.
[08/30/23 15:51:57] Celediel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:22 towards level 42.
[08/30/23 15:54:16] TimeWarp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:51:10 towards level 70.
[08/30/23 16:02:11] bfft ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:31:16 from level 60.
[08/30/23 18:01:49] kenyon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:17:32 towards level 81.
[08/30/23 18:15:19] blobdog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:52 towards level 46.
[08/30/23 18:35:35] tsr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:53 towards level 75.
[08/30/23 18:46:35] tass gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:46 towards level 52.
[08/30/23 18:55:07] roosterphant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:56 towards level 29.
[08/30/23 21:09:17] bobvador ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:59:47 from level 79.
[08/30/23 21:45:32] TimWolla hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:21 towards level 84.
[08/30/23 22:50:27] Bolded found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:22:51 towards level 74.
[08/30/23 23:19:19] JackyB ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:40:06 from level 61.
[08/30/23 23:45:02] bananaboat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:35 towards level 83.
[08/31/23 00:02:33] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:42:47 towards level 74.
[08/31/23 00:11:32] Covid-19 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:18:52 from level 78.
[08/31/23 00:13:30] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:42:29 towards level 74.
[08/31/23 01:32:41] Yarosh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:36 towards level 76.
[08/31/23 02:28:18] \dev\ice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:40 towards level 61.
[08/31/23 03:56:20] misha has dealt StalkR a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:26:43 is added to StalkR's clock.
[08/31/23 04:07:08] freeboson was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:04:32 from level 78.
[08/31/23 05:45:45] Khorne's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Khorne's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/23 06:00:03] Tangles spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Tangles's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/31/23 07:38:35] Lord255 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:34:52 towards level 80.
[08/31/23 07:57:51] bobvador got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:27:28 towards level 79.
[08/31/23 08:24:27] Stevland caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:39:42 towards level 75.
[08/31/23 09:01:45] thornrag was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:57 towards level 76.
[08/31/23 09:40:25] VonToutCourt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:15:41 towards level 79.
[08/31/23 09:43:32] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:04:16 towards level 84.
[08/31/23 10:25:00] Blohsh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:48 towards level 53.
[08/31/23 10:28:37] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:31 towards level 76.
[08/31/23 12:12:25] arcade_droid was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:58 towards level 45.
[08/31/23 12:59:39] Lilith caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:34 towards level 43.
[08/31/23 13:06:56] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:32:02 towards level 69.
[08/31/23 13:18:23] Crazycatlady's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Crazycatlady's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/23 13:37:31] TheSilentLink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:51:17 towards level 71.
[08/31/23 13:53:28] Lenny_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:06:52 towards level 67.
[08/31/23 14:07:04] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:36 towards level 72.
[08/31/23 14:51:06] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:31 towards level 84.
[08/31/23 15:28:54] idleneutral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:09 towards level 66.
[08/31/23 17:32:05] gideonstar's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gideonstar's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/23 18:21:27] bg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:16:20 from level 80.
[08/31/23 18:49:49] Daikojun caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:13 towards level 55.
[08/31/23 18:56:56] Gangsterish's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Gangsterish's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/23 19:25:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SSLbits's tunic! SSLbits's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/23 19:29:23] VonToutCourt discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:51:57 towards level 79.
[08/31/23 20:06:35] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:30:22 towards level 84.
[08/31/23 20:33:24] yNos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:35:38 towards level 74.
[08/31/23 20:53:56] ZOTTA walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:19:54 from level 72.
[08/31/23 21:12:33] Ankhers was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:52 towards level 73.
[08/31/23 22:46:22] Cockatrice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:19:26 towards level 69.
[08/31/23 22:46:34] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:42:42 towards level 78.
[08/31/23 22:54:15] Mat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:10 towards level 58.
[08/31/23 23:21:18] apb reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apb's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/23 23:42:29] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:13:35 towards level 69.
[08/31/23 23:44:42] cornfeedhobo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:55:49 towards level 69.
[09/01/23 01:28:28] damyan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:45:46 from level 75.
[09/01/23 01:50:27] hugga tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:55:56 towards level 69.
[09/01/23 01:57:53] zbe's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! zbe's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/01/23 01:59:45] Affliction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:12 towards level 77.
[09/01/23 03:10:51] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:28:20 towards level 79.
[09/01/23 03:47:36] gegenschein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:24:58 towards level 75.
[09/01/23 04:02:00] tsr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:25 towards level 75.
[09/01/23 04:25:24] Carl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:35:00 from level 79.
[09/01/23 04:48:21] MetaNova was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:17:33 towards level 78.
[09/01/23 04:56:20] canton7 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:49:27 towards level 77.
[09/01/23 05:21:13] pants hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:01:41 towards level 78.
[09/01/23 05:37:56] Ecko met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:51:12 from level 75.
[09/01/23 08:18:50] Neil's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Neil's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/23 09:00:29] gideonstar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:48 towards level 53.
[09/01/23 09:01:35] CodeGeek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:34:32 from level 80.
[09/01/23 09:34:58] Ecko was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:44:37 from level 75.
[09/01/23 09:52:01] ChowderKeg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:27:58 towards level 82.
[09/01/23 12:06:54] alephnull discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:34:27 towards level 55.
[09/01/23 12:21:22] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:14 towards level 76.
[09/01/23 12:24:29] alephnull tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:34:20 towards level 55.
[09/01/23 13:31:18] ter0 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:42 towards level 43.
[09/01/23 14:15:01] arkie ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:05:43 from level 57.
[09/01/23 14:25:19] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:42 towards level 78.
[09/01/23 14:47:27] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:59:30 towards level 84.
[09/01/23 15:28:45] KindOne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:01:57 towards level 72.
[09/01/23 15:34:52] apb was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:41:36 from level 77.
[09/01/23 15:43:21] \dev\ice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:45 towards level 61.
[09/01/23 16:57:40] bfft had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:02:17 towards level 60.
[09/01/23 17:38:41] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:31:40 towards level 68.
[09/01/23 19:23:04] Russell's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Russell's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/23 20:11:51] Chuck was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:56:10 from level 76.
[09/01/23 20:44:03] Nuae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:12:51 towards level 67.
[09/01/23 20:58:45] gideonstar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:24 towards level 53.
[09/01/23 21:31:57] Nuae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:24:23 from level 67.
[09/01/23 21:33:30] pants found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:53:49 towards level 78.
[09/01/23 21:37:43] misha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:12 towards level 84.
[09/01/23 22:10:48] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:13 towards level 72.
[09/01/23 22:13:31] aqsd was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:02:36 from level 77.
[09/01/23 22:36:16] Andrio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:18:19 towards level 74.
[09/02/23 00:36:20] sam fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:36:53 from level 74.
[09/02/23 01:06:41] enteral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:14:41 towards level 68.
[09/02/23 02:03:18] Drin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:26:28 towards level 73.
[09/02/23 02:20:54] StalkR walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:51:33 from level 79.
[09/02/23 02:58:03] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:41 towards level 81.
[09/02/23 03:20:45] megubyte's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! megubyte's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/23 03:31:33] bfft caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:17 towards level 60.
[09/02/23 03:44:10] boscage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:10:41 towards level 56.
[09/02/23 03:58:05] bg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:25:08 towards level 80.
[09/02/23 04:23:56] adamus1red was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:11:46 from level 78.
[09/02/23 04:31:48] alephnull spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! alephnull's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/23 05:45:31] gideonstar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:47 towards level 53.
[09/02/23 06:13:13] Lilith gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:02 towards level 44.
[09/02/23 06:13:28] ufo-piloot burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ufo-piloot's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/23 07:18:14] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:14:19 towards level 84.
[09/02/23 08:27:19] t3chn0 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:42:17 from level 79.
[09/02/23 09:12:34] Omega found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:20:53 towards level 74.
[09/02/23 09:41:17] Blohsh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:32:30 from level 53.
[09/02/23 10:30:12] kptr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:20:33 towards level 80.
[09/02/23 11:13:52] Bluedog was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:49 from level 73.
[09/02/23 11:15:19] _sh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! _sh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/23 11:43:01] drahthaar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:15 towards level 84.
[09/02/23 12:10:02] Puff was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:58 towards level 78.
[09/02/23 12:44:31] MadMan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:11:09 towards level 73.
[09/02/23 14:12:10] bookworm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:18:22 towards level 73.
[09/02/23 15:07:45] VonToutCourt walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:39:33 from level 79.
[09/02/23 15:31:56] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:00 towards level 78.
[09/02/23 16:34:02] MetaNova caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:20:06 towards level 78.
[09/02/23 16:56:02] Sario walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:49:43 from level 67.
[09/02/23 18:25:56] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:16:56 towards level 74.
[09/02/23 18:55:54] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:38:06 towards level 79.
[09/02/23 19:50:04] Platonides bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:46 towards level 69.
[09/02/23 20:11:03] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:35:46 towards level 77.
[09/02/23 20:53:36] Kritzefitz ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:07:15 from level 75.
[09/02/23 21:56:26] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:44:56 towards level 81.
[09/03/23 00:45:09] thatmint was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:26:14 from level 62.
[09/03/23 02:15:30] idleneutral reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idleneutral's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/23 02:25:14] el fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:39:38 from level 78.
[09/03/23 02:38:00] ChowderKeg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:19:26 from level 82.
[09/03/23 03:53:17] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:42:43 towards level 82.
[09/03/23 04:33:29] Celediel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:27 towards level 43.
[09/03/23 05:57:53] kptr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:20:25 towards level 80.
[09/03/23 06:59:06] popey's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! popey's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/23 07:21:34] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:05:17 towards level 79.
[09/03/23 08:51:05] u4ia found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:14 towards level 46.
[09/03/23 09:31:59] DontEvenPeek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:12:31 from level 60.
[09/03/23 09:39:31] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:40 towards level 76.
[09/03/23 09:41:10] tsr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:41:05 from level 75.
[09/03/23 09:52:49] Techman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:30:17 towards level 84.
[09/03/23 10:24:14] tomhek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:19:16 towards level 79.
[09/03/23 10:28:06] Khorne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:26:57 towards level 85.
[09/03/23 11:06:30] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:33 towards level 69.
[09/03/23 11:09:16] Destruia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:31:15 towards level 75.
[09/03/23 12:44:45] Platonides was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:04 towards level 69.
[09/03/23 13:47:35] solarsparq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:48:18 towards level 67.
[09/03/23 14:12:10] IFireflyl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! IFireflyl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/23 14:23:52] cadfael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:28:42 towards level 74.
[09/03/23 14:25:04] kenyon was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:57:44 from level 81.
[09/03/23 15:00:40] hax404 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:59 towards level 78.
[09/03/23 15:13:40] gradator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:55:06 towards level 80.
[09/03/23 15:16:16] The local wizard imbued Koffa's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Koffa's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/23 15:16:22] Ankhers ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:06:34 from level 73.
[09/03/23 16:51:02] Lilith hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:18 towards level 44.
[09/03/23 17:20:27] The local wizard imbued Wam's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wam's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/23 17:41:52] Destruia was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:49:45 towards level 75.
[09/03/23 18:23:29] gusto was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:36:57 towards level 65.
[09/03/23 18:28:36] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:10:21 towards level 82.
[09/03/23 18:31:10] Acolarh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:23:31 from level 81.
[09/03/23 18:38:11] DontEvenPeek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:15:10 from level 60.
[09/03/23 19:26:10] tsr was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:38:05 from level 75.
[09/03/23 19:42:05] bookworm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:08:23 towards level 73.
[09/03/23 19:59:12] HeavyPodda got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:09:56 towards level 77.
[09/03/23 21:00:29] d4n13L gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:10:57 towards level 78.
[09/03/23 21:53:53] Cockatrice spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Cockatrice's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/03/23 22:50:55] blabber walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:29:03 from level 79.
[09/03/23 23:06:50] "\@_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:20:20 towards level 79.
[09/03/23 23:57:23] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:50 towards level 82.
[09/04/23 00:02:18] washclof found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:03 towards level 85.
[09/04/23 00:48:20] popey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:07:29 towards level 56.
[09/04/23 01:01:19] freeboson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:54:02 towards level 78.
[09/04/23 01:30:20] Garg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:58 towards level 52.
[09/04/23 02:22:05] DrinkyBird's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! DrinkyBird's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/23 02:57:35] particleflux found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:07 towards level 56.
[09/04/23 02:58:11] adamus1red was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:15:10 towards level 78.
[09/04/23 04:55:20] BastelBot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:16:58 towards level 81.
[09/04/23 06:18:53] Tangles reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tangles's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/23 06:44:21] Gangsterish met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:27:30 from level 55.
[09/04/23 07:17:00] pyre ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:23:53 from level 82.
[09/04/23 08:09:32] gideonstar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:30 towards level 53.
[09/04/23 08:16:00] drahthaar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:56 towards level 84.
[09/04/23 08:18:43] blabber reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! blabber's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/23 08:28:33] talisein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:47:01 towards level 75.
[09/04/23 08:44:02] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:55:42 towards level 73.
[09/04/23 09:44:19] Destruia had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:22:30 towards level 75.
[09/04/23 10:04:12] tass ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:07 from level 52.
[09/04/23 10:13:51] kinus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kinus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/23 10:41:27] Bluedog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:25 towards level 73.
[09/04/23 11:25:21] _sh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:57 towards level 82.
[09/04/23 11:46:21] The local wizard imbued Lord255's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Lord255's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/23 12:00:21] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:02:10 towards level 72.
[09/04/23 12:45:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ToHellWithGA's tunic! ToHellWithGA's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/23 13:43:59] idlegood tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:47 towards level 70.
[09/04/23 14:15:58] dyvonna tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:43 towards level 73.
[09/04/23 14:41:03] roosterphant tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:44 towards level 35.
[09/04/23 15:50:47] Tangles found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:15:02 towards level 76.
[09/04/23 16:23:37] vectr0n ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:44:22 from level 67.
[09/04/23 17:03:38] Bolded had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:38:49 towards level 74.
[09/04/23 17:12:13] yano was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:51 towards level 80.
[09/04/23 17:50:04] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:07 towards level 76.
[09/04/23 18:18:32] zbe was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:10:19 from level 84.
[09/04/23 20:13:46] Lord255 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:11:46 from level 80.
[09/04/23 20:56:33] The local wizard imbued Drin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Drin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/23 21:29:37] roosterphant bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:14 towards level 35.
[09/04/23 21:54:50] _sh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:53:51 from level 82.
[09/04/23 22:05:37] Ungoliant tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:23:32 towards level 70.
[09/04/23 22:24:09] kptr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:46:35 from level 80.
[09/04/23 22:24:27] Tenedos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:46:22 towards level 70.
[09/04/23 23:03:45] io was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:21 towards level 83.
[09/04/23 23:09:14] tomhek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:45:30 from level 79.
[09/05/23 00:19:19] Garg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:24 towards level 52.
[09/05/23 00:39:10] Pinkman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:19 towards level 73.
[09/05/23 00:47:05] Lord255 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:55:55 towards level 80.
[09/05/23 01:10:56] Lenny_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:12:15 towards level 67.
[09/05/23 01:13:05] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:34:13 from level 79.
[09/05/23 02:16:12] gideonstar was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:46:59 from level 54.
[09/05/23 03:10:43] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:55 towards level 74.
[09/05/23 03:59:14] Ungoliant was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:42:26 towards level 70.
[09/05/23 04:34:49] gusto was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:18:42 from level 65.
[09/05/23 04:58:34] gusto was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:18:17 towards level 65.
[09/05/23 05:47:27] Forud was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:44 towards level 77.
[09/05/23 07:28:24] Pinkman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:44:05 from level 73.
[09/05/23 09:09:56] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:20 towards level 77.
[09/05/23 09:17:50] "\@_ was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:50:54 from level 79.
[09/05/23 10:05:31] ZOTTA walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:35 from level 72.
[09/05/23 10:07:04] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:08 towards level 76.
[09/05/23 12:02:20] fstrelok fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:29:45 from level 65.
[09/05/23 13:19:56] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:48:59 towards level 67.
[09/05/23 14:52:43] dbx12 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:58:27 from level 57.
[09/05/23 15:09:53] jjasghar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:47 towards level 70.
[09/05/23 16:39:44] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:12 towards level 84.
[09/05/23 16:40:26] Destruia found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:06:18 towards level 75.
[09/05/23 17:27:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sky's tunic! sky's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/23 18:30:21] Tenedos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:52:09 towards level 70.
[09/05/23 19:17:38] tswsl was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:53 from level 81.
[09/05/23 19:26:32] Acolarh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:44:54 towards level 81.
[09/05/23 19:55:06] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:32 towards level 80.
[09/05/23 20:59:49] washclof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:48 towards level 85.
[09/05/23 21:28:17] HeavyPodda was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:19:15 towards level 77.
[09/05/23 21:45:57] Destruia gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:40 towards level 75.
[09/05/23 21:56:50] nathan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nathan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/23 22:15:27] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:45:29 towards level 84.
[09/05/23 22:18:01] The local wizard imbued enteral's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! enteral's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/23 23:54:41] Bluedog was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:15:38 towards level 73.
[09/06/23 00:38:11] happymeal found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:44:34 towards level 55.
[09/06/23 00:41:03] Bolded was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:46:52 from level 74.
[09/06/23 01:24:55] Russell has dealt bsleep a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:21:23 is added to bsleep's clock.
[09/06/23 01:56:26] Tabmow got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:10:40 from level 71.
[09/06/23 02:12:48] The local wizard imbued bobvador's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bobvador's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/23 02:28:25] gideonstar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:51:25 towards level 54.
[09/06/23 02:49:36] KindOne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:50:08 towards level 72.
[09/06/23 03:41:33] Puff fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:59 from level 78.
[09/06/23 05:06:59] talisein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:14:22 towards level 75.
[09/06/23 05:07:44] adamus1red was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:25:21 towards level 78.
[09/06/23 05:45:24] sam ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:11 from level 74.
[09/06/23 06:02:19] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:04:01 towards level 77.
[09/06/23 06:05:07] solarsparq got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:06:54 from level 67.
[09/06/23 07:35:55] d4n13L caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:29:08 towards level 78.
[09/06/23 07:36:07] Lilith found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:38 towards level 45.
[09/06/23 08:40:23] damyan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:55:39 towards level 75.
[09/06/23 08:52:31] Ungoliant was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:42:45 towards level 70.
[09/06/23 09:01:33] medivh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:29 towards level 52.
[09/06/23 09:28:49] Puff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:56:32 towards level 79.
[09/06/23 09:49:30] The local wizard imbued caeli's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! caeli's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/23 09:54:10] Platonides caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:51 towards level 69.
[09/06/23 10:17:48] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:56:20 from level 79.
[09/06/23 11:37:44] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:37:28 towards level 70.
[09/06/23 13:14:54] ahmubashshir found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:54:23 towards level 67.
[09/06/23 13:33:31] RussellB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:50:42 towards level 79.
[09/06/23 13:52:45] Wam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:56:23 towards level 72.
[09/06/23 14:14:04] canton7 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:24:20 towards level 77.
[09/06/23 14:29:07] scumola was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:12:49 towards level 76.
[09/06/23 14:58:42] Chuck's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Chuck's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/23 15:23:03] Fenrik spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Fenrik's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/06/23 15:48:48] dwfreed was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:01:09 from level 82.
[09/06/23 15:57:38] Tangles found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:02:29 towards level 76.
[09/06/23 16:10:20] medivh ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:14:46 from level 52.
[09/06/23 16:46:59] alephnull was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:28 from level 55.
[09/06/23 16:56:01] SSLbits ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:56:52 from level 69.
[09/06/23 16:57:40] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:47:06 towards level 79.
[09/06/23 18:19:20] bsleep bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:00 towards level 77.
[09/06/23 18:24:21] Gangsterish bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:29 towards level 55.
[09/06/23 18:45:14] Berserker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:20 towards level 61.
[09/06/23 19:14:06] Chuck was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:06:24 towards level 77.
[09/06/23 19:40:48] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:22 towards level 80.
[09/06/23 19:49:35] csc2ya spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! csc2ya's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/06/23 19:55:18] HeavyPodda got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:04:32 from level 77.
[09/06/23 21:35:36] vectr0n was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:33:56 towards level 67.
[09/06/23 21:56:29] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:45:58 towards level 82.
[09/06/23 22:26:08] blabber was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:53:07 towards level 79.
[09/06/23 23:50:08] Lenny_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:38 towards level 67.
[09/07/23 00:30:27] thornrag ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:45:19 from level 76.
[09/07/23 01:35:37] dodecahedron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:00 towards level 41.
[09/07/23 01:52:52] The local wizard imbued n0ssh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! n0ssh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/23 02:02:24] Bluedog found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:37 towards level 73.
[09/07/23 02:06:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tswsl's tunic! tswsl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/23 02:12:09] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 05:34:50 towards level 87.
[09/07/23 02:42:37] thatmint had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:46:20 towards level 62.
[09/07/23 03:04:13] jacquesssss ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:49 from level 52.
[09/07/23 03:05:01] Garg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:32:34 from level 53.
[09/07/23 04:33:37] Sario bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:42:52 towards level 67.
[09/07/23 04:50:31] misha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:44 towards level 84.
[09/07/23 05:47:33] boscage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:18 towards level 56.
[09/07/23 06:07:44] pyre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:46:50 towards level 82.
[09/07/23 06:10:14] solarsparq was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:57:18 towards level 67.
[09/07/23 07:14:19] Kritzefitz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:07:34 towards level 75.
[09/07/23 07:29:32] ukleinek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:50:56 from level 77.
[09/07/23 08:00:51] pyre was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:42:55 from level 82.
[09/07/23 10:03:09] el ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:07:06 from level 78.
[09/07/23 10:27:18] pyre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:44:28 towards level 82.
[09/07/23 10:36:38] Paganel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:57 towards level 75.
[09/07/23 11:31:36] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:43 towards level 74.
[09/07/23 13:26:38] alephnull was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:32 towards level 55.
[09/07/23 13:58:54] tomhek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:53:55 from level 79.
[09/07/23 14:53:30] ZOTTA was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:47:33 towards level 73.
[09/07/23 15:23:59] anarcat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:33:26 towards level 82.
[09/07/23 15:45:38] Sario ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:00:05 from level 67.
[09/07/23 15:52:24] DontEvenPeek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:48:26 from level 60.
[09/07/23 16:03:11] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:45:45 towards level 78.
[09/07/23 17:12:57] medivh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:24 towards level 52.
[09/07/23 17:18:59] ahmubashshir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:20:07 towards level 67.
[09/07/23 17:19:29] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:07:14 towards level 81.
[09/07/23 17:27:19] Asara's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Asara's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/23 17:30:49] Daikojun found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:19 towards level 55.
[09/07/23 17:38:21] bsleep's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bsleep's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/23 17:55:22] popey spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! popey's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/23 18:11:26] TheSilentLink has dealt Asara a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:40:00 is added to Asara's clock.
[09/07/23 18:25:08] Gangsterish caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:12 towards level 55.
[09/07/23 18:49:46] medivh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! medivh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/23 19:28:47] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:20 towards level 83.
[09/07/23 20:46:30] freeboson burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! freeboson's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/23 20:47:51] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:45:36 towards level 84.
[09/07/23 20:49:46] Zed_Spiker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:58 towards level 53.
[09/07/23 21:23:35] gegenschein gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:58:25 towards level 75.
[09/07/23 21:32:13] bg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:17 from level 80.
[09/07/23 21:49:59] ter0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:42 towards level 44.
[09/07/23 22:29:09] Celediel has dealt Kesdak a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:52:26 is added to Kesdak's clock.
[09/07/23 22:55:52] idleneutral met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:25 from level 66.
[09/07/23 22:59:29] Celediel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:57 from level 45.
[09/08/23 00:35:45] arkie had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:05:01 towards level 58.
[09/08/23 00:40:49] bananaboat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:08:42 from level 83.
[09/08/23 00:43:19] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:26 towards level 74.
[09/08/23 01:25:59] Bluedog tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:00 towards level 73.
[09/08/23 01:33:10] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:56:11 towards level 84.
[09/08/23 01:53:50] megubyte was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:19:22 from level 68.
[09/08/23 03:50:47] ToHellWithGA ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:00:40 from level 81.
[09/08/23 03:51:29] signofzeta reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! signofzeta's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/23 04:05:41] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:34:14 towards level 69.
[09/08/23 04:52:02] pants was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:37 towards level 78.
[09/08/23 05:20:59] adamus1red found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:30:31 towards level 78.
[09/08/23 05:27:16] Zed_Spiker got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:00 towards level 53.
[09/08/23 06:00:00] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:03 towards level 77.
[09/08/23 06:23:39] Lenny_ ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:13:26 from level 67.
[09/08/23 06:47:30] ahmubashshir got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:45:30 from level 67.
[09/08/23 06:53:34] Russell caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:56 towards level 73.
[09/08/23 07:19:23] Thorael fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:50:16 from level 78.
[09/08/23 07:51:30] Tenedos had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:23:33 towards level 70.
[09/08/23 07:56:52] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:47:42 towards level 81.
[09/08/23 09:41:51] jayvee found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:15:47 towards level 78.
[09/08/23 09:42:00] laama caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:08:52 towards level 81.
[09/08/23 10:06:57] Kachin slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Kachin's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/23 10:49:25] nathan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:20 towards level 44.
[09/08/23 12:15:35] Garg burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Garg's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/23 12:47:31] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:26:46 towards level 85.
[09/08/23 13:04:32] pants found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:07 towards level 78.
[09/08/23 13:16:02] vegadark has dealt Celediel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:03:54 is added to Celediel's clock.
[09/08/23 13:25:13] The local wizard imbued Affliction's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Affliction's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/23 14:34:29] bobvador ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:34:04 from level 79.
[09/08/23 15:17:15] Gangsterish burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Gangsterish's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/23 15:43:52] TimeWarp burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! TimeWarp's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/23 16:55:11] kinus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:40:53 towards level 74.
[09/08/23 17:53:43] caeli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:35:57 towards level 82.
[09/08/23 18:50:28] canton7 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! canton7's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/08/23 19:59:18] AlexS bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:50:39 towards level 70.
[09/08/23 20:24:13] roosterphant tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:32 towards level 38.
[09/08/23 20:25:07] jaxson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:48:35 from level 72.
[09/08/23 20:46:49] jayvee was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:28:12 towards level 78.
[09/08/23 20:51:23] Ecko hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:29:43 towards level 75.
[09/08/23 21:05:24] _sh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:35 towards level 82.
[09/08/23 21:18:54] zifnab06 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:14:03 towards level 72.
[09/08/23 21:20:48] tsr was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:24:27 from level 75.
[09/08/23 21:21:58] idleneutral reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idleneutral's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/23 21:32:00] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:52 towards level 73.
[09/08/23 22:19:08] bfft was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:07:17 towards level 61.
[09/08/23 22:39:14] gendish was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:25 towards level 43.
[09/08/23 23:49:30] dwfreed fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:08:30 from level 82.
[09/08/23 23:51:52] tmberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:01:00 from level 76.
[09/09/23 00:13:27] style was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:03:32 from level 69.
[09/09/23 00:15:09] laama had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:36:46 towards level 81.
[09/09/23 00:41:34] Cirdan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:12:30 from level 81.
[09/09/23 00:58:55] enteral caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:48 towards level 68.
[09/09/23 01:26:57] TimWolla tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:49 towards level 84.
[09/09/23 01:28:36] vectr0n found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:27:31 towards level 67.
[09/09/23 01:37:02] Matthew got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:21:11 from level 61.
[09/09/23 01:48:01] signofzeta found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:50:36 towards level 73.
[09/09/23 02:06:20] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:27:37 towards level 80.
[09/09/23 03:18:17] VonToutCourt ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:29:10 from level 79.
[09/09/23 03:26:40] gusto found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:47:19 towards level 65.
[09/09/23 03:50:36] thornrag tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:59 towards level 76.
[09/09/23 04:31:23] roosterphant's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! roosterphant's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/23 04:33:26] dodecahedron spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! dodecahedron's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/09/23 04:33:38] mukaro reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! mukaro's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/23 05:30:58] tmberg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tmberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/23 07:09:56] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:52:18 towards level 83.
[09/09/23 07:19:26] talisein hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:41:20 towards level 75.
[09/09/23 07:24:27] DontEvenPeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:36:58 towards level 60.
[09/09/23 07:42:37] Wam has dealt Drin a Critical Strike! 4 days, 04:16:46 is added to Drin's clock.
[09/09/23 07:57:12] gendish ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:31 from level 43.
[09/09/23 08:54:55] Ankhers got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:34 towards level 73.
[09/09/23 10:08:05] CompanionCube reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CompanionCube's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/23 10:36:11] Fehu burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Fehu's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/09/23 11:36:10] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:09:59 towards level 85.
[09/09/23 13:05:23] sky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:48:52 towards level 79.
[09/09/23 13:09:09] Fehu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:53:19 towards level 74.
[09/09/23 13:42:02] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:39 towards level 73.
[09/09/23 15:16:10] Wam was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:23:08 from level 72.
[09/09/23 15:32:24] Asara bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:09 towards level 81.
[09/09/23 15:40:05] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:21:23 towards level 84.
[09/09/23 16:28:18] sc has dealt thatmint a Critical Strike! 3 days, 10:37:07 is added to thatmint's clock.
[09/09/23 17:06:43] slim was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:45:57 from level 68.
[09/09/23 17:14:33] anarcat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:02:04 towards level 82.
[09/09/23 17:52:45] thatmint was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:51:02 towards level 62.
[09/09/23 18:33:15] roosterphant burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! roosterphant's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/09/23 19:03:41] ToHellWithGA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:15:33 towards level 81.
[09/09/23 19:15:45] Platonides reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Platonides's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/23 19:18:55] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:21:41 towards level 75.
[09/09/23 19:35:38] Lord255 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:18 towards level 80.
[09/09/23 20:19:39] canton7 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:48:08 towards level 77.
[09/09/23 20:51:44] bananaboat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:15 towards level 83.
[09/09/23 21:38:22] kenyon's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! kenyon's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/09/23 22:14:10] IFireflyl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:54:53 from level 56.
[09/09/23 23:29:11] ZOTTA ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:23:35 from level 73.
[09/09/23 23:32:26] The local wizard imbued roosterphant's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! roosterphant's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/23 00:43:20] ahmubashshir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:50:06 towards level 67.
[09/10/23 01:09:41] Lilith tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:08 towards level 45.
[09/10/23 01:36:24] MetaNova's charm ate a bolt of lightning! MetaNova's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/23 02:03:09] DrinkyBird's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! DrinkyBird's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/23 02:12:14] gildarts tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:36:41 towards level 75.
[09/10/23 02:38:44] d4n13L gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:07:58 towards level 78.
[09/10/23 02:53:28] kinus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:46:18 towards level 74.
[09/10/23 03:03:45] tomhek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:29:49 from level 79.
[09/10/23 03:14:18] Wam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:31:40 towards level 72.
[09/10/23 03:21:13] laama was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:35:18 from level 81.
[09/10/23 03:22:41] Blohsh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:47:30 towards level 54.
[09/10/23 03:30:21] bobvador walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:12:46 from level 79.
[09/10/23 03:41:09] ufo-piloot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:31:53 towards level 60.
[09/10/23 03:55:42] kinus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:01 towards level 74.
[09/10/23 03:59:52] happymeal hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:26 towards level 55.
[09/10/23 05:44:28] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:10:31 towards level 85.
[09/10/23 05:58:52] Lnk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:56:01 towards level 87.
[09/10/23 06:16:05] coolchris gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:22 towards level 23.
[09/10/23 06:53:46] Kurenai found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:10:54 towards level 71.
[09/10/23 07:00:15] yano was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:14:05 from level 81.
[09/10/23 07:13:24] scornn met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:08:08 from level 59.
[09/10/23 09:52:49] megubyte was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:33:57 towards level 68.
[09/10/23 10:35:09] Celediel has dealt Bluedog a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:16:04 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[09/10/23 10:52:49] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:07:57 from level 78.
[09/10/23 11:06:25] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:34 towards level 79.
[09/10/23 11:47:20] shikhin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:09:10 towards level 80.
[09/10/23 12:07:25] Fehu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:22 towards level 74.
[09/10/23 12:44:16] StalkR bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:14 towards level 79.
[09/10/23 12:55:37] gusto gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:12:32 towards level 65.
[09/10/23 13:08:57] freeboson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:04:51 towards level 78.
[09/10/23 13:17:32] bsleep's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bsleep's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/10/23 13:54:20] adamus1red found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:22:43 towards level 78.
[09/10/23 15:06:52] Drkmirror's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Drkmirror's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/23 15:08:23] gideonstar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:57 towards level 54.
[09/10/23 15:14:03] Tenedos discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:16:35 towards level 70.
[09/10/23 16:10:12] kenyon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:02 towards level 81.
[09/10/23 16:21:45] Minus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:36 towards level 71.
[09/10/23 16:51:50] Kurenai hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:26:11 towards level 71.
[09/10/23 17:06:29] mukaro got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:52 from level 30.
[09/10/23 17:10:28] medivh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:07:07 towards level 53.
[09/10/23 17:20:12] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:05 towards level 85.
[09/10/23 18:19:32] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:08 towards level 79.
[09/10/23 18:22:33] washclof found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:11 towards level 85.
[09/10/23 18:47:14] thatmint was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:41:27 from level 62.
[09/10/23 19:23:14] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:49:16 towards level 84.
[09/10/23 19:29:18] jjasghar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:51:05 towards level 71.
[09/10/23 21:16:27] noex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:15:47 towards level 64.
[09/10/23 21:49:10] talisein got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:04:26 from level 75.
[09/10/23 21:52:29] TheSilentLink found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:12 towards level 71.
[09/10/23 22:32:12] gradator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:29:03 towards level 80.
[09/10/23 23:00:58] The local wizard imbued BastelBot's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! BastelBot's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/23 00:34:40] Lord255 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:41 towards level 80.
[09/11/23 01:45:06] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:44:30 towards level 77.
[09/11/23 01:49:40] Silvanus_Betrium had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:21 towards level 71.
[09/11/23 02:27:51] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:23 towards level 84.
[09/11/23 02:37:17] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:59:22 towards level 84.
[09/11/23 03:17:23] damyan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:41 towards level 75.
[09/11/23 05:48:35] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:32 towards level 77.
[09/11/23 06:25:53] medivh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:39 towards level 53.
[09/11/23 06:27:11] coolchris met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:44 from level 27.
[09/11/23 08:17:36] Puff ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:41:41 from level 79.
[09/11/23 08:18:42] aqsd met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:16:03 from level 77.
[09/11/23 09:15:27] Lenny_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:04 towards level 67.
[09/11/23 09:44:30] Drin was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:43:02 from level 73.
[09/11/23 09:57:27] gusto tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:26:54 towards level 65.
[09/11/23 10:40:05] Cockatrice hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:55 towards level 69.
[09/11/23 11:54:36] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:30 towards level 81.
[09/11/23 12:02:53] Puff was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:31:25 towards level 79.
[09/11/23 12:16:29] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:11:22 towards level 81.
[09/11/23 12:31:26] vectr0n ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:35:41 from level 67.
[09/11/23 12:36:03] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:40:48 towards level 72.
[09/11/23 16:35:54] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:00:38 towards level 79.
[09/11/23 17:24:07] Acolarh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:01:45 towards level 82.
[09/11/23 17:35:29] Destruia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:32:54 towards level 76.
[09/11/23 18:31:01] Gorek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:59:51 towards level 81.
[09/11/23 18:43:23] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:47:58 towards level 79.
[09/11/23 18:57:50] yano fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:29:22 from level 81.
[09/11/23 20:10:11] Drkmirror got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:54 towards level 24.
[09/11/23 20:33:25] CompanionCube spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! CompanionCube's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/11/23 20:46:00] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:58:20 towards level 80.
[09/11/23 21:16:16] sky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:02:30 towards level 79.
[09/11/23 21:51:48] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:37:52 towards level 73.
[09/11/23 22:38:41] nathan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:29 towards level 44.
[09/12/23 00:20:12] AlexS was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:14:11 towards level 70.
[09/12/23 01:14:59] Asara caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:53 towards level 81.
[09/12/23 01:31:09] vegadark has dealt happymeal a Critical Strike! 5 days, 04:59:51 is added to happymeal's clock.
[09/12/23 01:41:51] vegadark found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:01:07 towards level 83.
[09/12/23 02:48:35] Andrio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:01:37 towards level 75.
[09/12/23 02:52:02] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:53:14 from level 69.
[09/12/23 03:06:54] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:55 towards level 76.
[09/12/23 03:16:30] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:40 towards level 81.
[09/12/23 03:53:00] GRIZZLYMAN found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:30:21 towards level 60.
[09/12/23 04:06:12] IFireflyl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:24 towards level 56.
[09/12/23 06:37:48] ColonelPanic001 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:41 towards level 20.
[09/12/23 07:19:31] nawcom was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:50 towards level 75.
[09/12/23 07:32:39] enteral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:59 towards level 68.
[09/12/23 07:50:37] Lilith found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:10 towards level 46.
[09/12/23 10:11:42] Lenny_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:28 towards level 67.
[09/12/23 11:56:12] nathan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:51 towards level 44.
[09/12/23 12:07:33] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:39:38 towards level 68.
[09/12/23 12:37:10] HeavyPodda had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:52:36 towards level 77.
[09/12/23 14:24:59] TimeWarp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:55:48 from level 70.
[09/12/23 15:32:17] dwfreed ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:57 from level 82.
[09/12/23 15:37:51] Techman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:01 towards level 84.
[09/12/23 16:47:37] cadfael's charm ate a bolt of lightning! cadfael's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/23 17:39:50] nathan has dealt Celediel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:00:51 is added to Celediel's clock.
[09/12/23 18:18:56] IFireflyl walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:37:19 from level 56.
[09/12/23 18:23:51] ahmubashshir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:55:51 towards level 67.
[09/12/23 18:51:21] megubyte ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:10:39 from level 68.
[09/12/23 19:20:27] bg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:14:16 from level 81.
[09/12/23 20:11:34] Lnk slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Lnk's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/12/23 21:40:29] Stevland hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:09:02 towards level 75.
[09/12/23 22:03:19] BenDover got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:36:53 from level 59.
[09/12/23 22:40:36] The local wizard imbued Cockatrice's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Cockatrice's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/23 00:35:48] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:00:31 towards level 84.
[09/13/23 01:05:00] tmberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:55:34 towards level 76.
[09/13/23 01:19:30] AlexS was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:58:24 towards level 70.
[09/13/23 01:43:48] gusto discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:06:16 towards level 65.
[09/13/23 03:05:25] The local wizard imbued Khorne's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Khorne's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/23 03:28:40] tass found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:57:24 towards level 53.
[09/13/23 03:47:08] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:22 towards level 76.
[09/13/23 04:03:00] TheSilentLink has dealt bobvador a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:26:57 is added to bobvador's clock.
[09/13/23 04:03:39] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:07 towards level 79.
[09/13/23 04:56:25] Affliction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:35:05 towards level 77.
[09/13/23 05:22:49] ter0 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ter0's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/13/23 05:32:03] sky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:32:35 towards level 79.
[09/13/23 05:44:33] sky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:36:48 towards level 79.
[09/13/23 05:47:27] adamus1red found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:59:57 towards level 78.
[09/13/23 06:21:41] Nysdar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:03:25 towards level 72.
[09/13/23 06:39:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Gangsterish's tunic! Gangsterish's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/23 06:43:43] Kurenai has dealt arkie a Critical Strike! 3 days, 16:48:19 is added to arkie's clock.
[09/13/23 06:54:46] JigmeDatse found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:32:24 towards level 68.
[09/13/23 07:14:00] mordac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:16 towards level 77.
[09/13/23 07:51:51] VonToutCourt's charm ate a bolt of lightning! VonToutCourt's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/23 08:13:38] io was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:50:50 towards level 84.
[09/13/23 08:33:24] kinus ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:20:35 from level 74.
[09/13/23 08:50:26] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:38:13 towards level 76.
[09/13/23 10:17:51] Kachin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:49 towards level 75.
[09/13/23 10:21:28] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:39:39 towards level 75.
[09/13/23 10:40:25] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:36 towards level 76.
[09/13/23 10:54:38] happymeal hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:27:34 towards level 55.
[09/13/23 11:12:26] Gangsterish was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:46 towards level 55.
[09/13/23 12:18:17] allo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:44:05 towards level 81.
[09/13/23 12:26:58] Tabmow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:49:58 towards level 71.
[09/13/23 13:03:22] Crazycatlady found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:56:46 towards level 80.
[09/13/23 13:17:42] Xenthys was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:15:50 from level 60.
[09/13/23 13:32:13] BenDover hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:54:56 towards level 59.
[09/13/23 13:34:41] Blohsh burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Blohsh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/13/23 14:03:08] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:21:40 towards level 84.
[09/13/23 14:31:45] GRIZZLYMAN was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:26:33 from level 60.
[09/13/23 15:03:10] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:16:06 towards level 72.
[09/13/23 15:13:15] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:28:24 towards level 69.
[09/13/23 15:21:57] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:01:40 towards level 73.
[09/13/23 15:32:11] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:31:42 from level 69.
[09/13/23 16:20:54] Minus ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:25:20 from level 72.
[09/13/23 17:15:37] Matthew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:21:26 towards level 61.
[09/13/23 17:36:54] Blohsh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:10 towards level 54.
[09/13/23 18:00:48] eising fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:27:12 from level 80.
[09/13/23 18:18:09] ahmubashshir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:05:33 towards level 67.
[09/13/23 18:19:12] blobdog reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! blobdog's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/23 18:22:10] The local wizard imbued DrinkyBird's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DrinkyBird's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/23 19:08:39] cadfael met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:30:50 from level 74.
[09/13/23 20:17:10] Affliction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:39:29 towards level 77.
[09/13/23 20:40:34] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:17:49 towards level 60.
[09/13/23 21:10:20] bfft caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:33 towards level 61.
[09/13/23 21:11:05] sparogy's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! sparogy's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/13/23 21:18:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CornFly's tunic! CornFly's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/23 21:41:19] The local wizard imbued Gangsterish's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Gangsterish's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/23 23:13:42] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:21:38 towards level 86.
[09/13/23 23:19:26] pyre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:21:06 towards level 82.
[09/13/23 23:55:18] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:14:44 towards level 82.
[09/14/23 00:37:14] jjasghar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:07:37 towards level 71.
[09/14/23 02:28:33] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:24:44 towards level 73.
[09/14/23 02:28:42] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:57:30 towards level 73.
[09/14/23 02:37:12] Malvolio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:19:01 from level 60.
[09/14/23 02:37:30] pyre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:00:01 towards level 82.
[09/14/23 04:09:56] bobvador found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:13 towards level 79.
[09/14/23 04:24:24] bobvador was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:35:20 from level 79.
[09/14/23 04:26:51] style found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:11:33 towards level 69.
[09/14/23 04:58:01] vegadark found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:56:42 towards level 83.
[09/14/23 05:10:25] allo walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:41:50 from level 81.
[09/14/23 05:49:55] gradator walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:58:03 from level 80.
[09/14/23 08:03:56] The local wizard imbued io's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! io's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/23 09:03:56] sparogy reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sparogy's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/23 09:16:42] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:29 towards level 78.
[09/14/23 10:21:45] BenDover had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:15:07 towards level 59.
[09/14/23 10:26:37] bg's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bg's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/23 11:14:00] V ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:57:38 from level 80.
[09/14/23 11:48:44] AlexS has dealt Matthew a Critical Strike! 7 days, 03:24:29 is added to Matthew's clock.
[09/14/23 12:04:51] CompanionCube walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:51:15 from level 83.
[09/14/23 12:28:27] u4ia found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:45 towards level 48.
[09/14/23 13:21:06] nathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:16 towards level 45.
[09/14/23 13:43:12] vegadark had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:42 towards level 83.
[09/14/23 14:18:41] SSLbits got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:04:10 towards level 69.
[09/14/23 15:09:46] Lord255 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:44:13 towards level 81.
[09/14/23 16:04:15] laama was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:21:00 from level 81.
[09/14/23 16:05:06] boscage burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! boscage's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/23 16:20:15] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:10:32 towards level 72.
[09/14/23 16:35:34] GRIZZLYMAN ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:38:45 from level 60.
[09/14/23 17:06:43] nawcom got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:33 towards level 75.
[09/14/23 17:14:33] Kesdak reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kesdak's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/23 17:26:30] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:29:14 towards level 79.
[09/14/23 18:08:44] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:40:29 towards level 83.
[09/14/23 18:36:11] happymeal hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:38 towards level 55.
[09/14/23 19:12:52] yano burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! yano's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/23 19:17:42] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:13:02 towards level 81.
[09/14/23 19:23:37] coolchris reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! coolchris's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/23 19:32:22] medivh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:04 towards level 53.
[09/14/23 19:52:42] pwae has dealt DontEvenPeek a Critical Strike! 4 days, 13:27:59 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[09/14/23 20:57:04] gusto found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:31 towards level 65.
[09/14/23 21:14:49] sky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:49:21 towards level 79.
[09/14/23 21:18:50] ukleinek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 06:29:53 from level 77.
[09/14/23 21:27:28] bfft was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:44 towards level 61.
[09/14/23 21:51:25] anarcat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:49 towards level 82.
[09/14/23 23:11:59] Kurenai found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:50:07 towards level 71.
[09/14/23 23:43:55] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:34 towards level 81.
[09/15/23 00:00:58] jjasghar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:24:06 towards level 71.
[09/15/23 00:19:29] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:40 towards level 81.
[09/15/23 00:26:52] Kurenai was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:41:29 from level 71.
[09/15/23 02:14:44] allo's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! allo's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/15/23 02:42:08] Stevland tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:16:28 towards level 75.
[09/15/23 03:34:41] Stevland had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:47:20 towards level 75.
[09/15/23 03:47:25] jjasghar has dealt "\@_ a Critical Strike! 9 days, 12:50:33 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[09/15/23 04:50:10] tswsl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:01 towards level 81.
[09/15/23 05:13:33] d4n13L hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:01:38 towards level 78.
[09/15/23 05:48:06] drahthaar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:15:28 towards level 84.
[09/15/23 05:56:02] Ungoliant gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:29 towards level 70.
[09/15/23 06:20:22] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:07:58 towards level 70.
[09/15/23 06:51:48] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:36:21 towards level 79.
[09/15/23 06:56:52] thatmint discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:33 towards level 62.
[09/15/23 07:10:11] idlegood found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:46 towards level 70.
[09/15/23 07:11:05] pyre ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:28:59 from level 82.
[09/15/23 08:01:17] misha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:15:17 towards level 85.
[09/15/23 08:53:24] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:38:49 towards level 83.
[09/15/23 08:59:19] io caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:26:42 towards level 84.
[09/15/23 09:01:04] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:39:21 towards level 79.
[09/15/23 09:42:47] yano's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! yano's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/23 10:42:39] JigmeDatse found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:08:38 towards level 68.
[09/15/23 10:57:25] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:05 towards level 68.
[09/15/23 11:29:09] talisein's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! talisein's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/23 11:54:45] SSLbits met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:38:21 from level 69.
[09/15/23 12:30:45] jacob1 has dealt gradator a Critical Strike! 13 days, 06:47:18 is added to gradator's clock.
[09/15/23 12:54:51] Puff was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:57:39 from level 79.
[09/15/23 13:17:53] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:57 towards level 77.
[09/15/23 13:24:04] Affliction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:34:20 towards level 77.
[09/15/23 14:18:05] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:15:19 towards level 75.
[09/15/23 14:42:58] roosterphant caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:52 towards level 41.
[09/15/23 14:44:01] dodecahedron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:37 towards level 44.
[09/15/23 15:01:20] Acolarh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:14:57 from level 82.
[09/15/23 16:15:20] MetaNova was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:10 towards level 78.
[09/15/23 16:36:22] Gangsterish had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:44:53 towards level 56.
[09/15/23 17:12:51] adamus1red was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:10 towards level 78.
[09/15/23 17:31:20] nawcom hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:38 towards level 75.
[09/15/23 18:54:17] kptr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:40:19 towards level 80.
[09/15/23 18:58:11] Kritzefitz has dealt freeboson a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:05:37 is added to freeboson's clock.
[09/15/23 19:17:11] Acolarh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:44:55 from level 82.
[09/15/23 19:22:45] zbe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:49:53 towards level 84.
[09/15/23 19:43:20] tmberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:16:10 towards level 76.
[09/15/23 19:56:20] rawgreaze has dealt BenDover a Critical Strike! 5 days, 19:28:24 is added to BenDover's clock.
[09/15/23 21:04:26] The local wizard imbued Techman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Techman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/23 21:49:45] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:43 towards level 79.
[09/15/23 23:23:40] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:39 towards level 76.
[09/15/23 23:26:25] d4n13L fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:01:50 from level 78.
[09/15/23 23:47:28] dodecahedron was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:16 from level 44.
[09/15/23 23:51:43] Zaratustra's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Zaratustra's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/23 00:44:09] kzootech found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:29:41 towards level 70.
[09/16/23 02:17:55] Lenny_ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:47 towards level 67.
[09/16/23 02:21:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on DrinkyBird's tunic! DrinkyBird's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/23 02:33:59] SSLbits walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:55:06 from level 69.
[09/16/23 02:46:44] Yarosh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:06:16 from level 76.
[09/16/23 04:17:50] Algernon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:07:07 from level 73.
[09/16/23 04:29:16] HeavyPodda bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:36:37 towards level 77.
[09/16/23 04:32:23] megubyte had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:33:12 towards level 68.
[09/16/23 04:45:59] "\@_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:42:46 towards level 79.
[09/16/23 05:01:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tswsl's tunic! tswsl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/23 05:45:19] Paganel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:26 towards level 75.
[09/16/23 05:58:28] KindOne ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:57:51 from level 72.
[09/16/23 06:12:38] Celediel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:21 towards level 46.
[09/16/23 10:31:01] _sh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:19:59 towards level 83.
[09/16/23 12:01:57] Nuae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:20 towards level 67.
[09/16/23 12:50:38] spex was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:30:56 from level 78.
[09/16/23 13:04:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on boscage's tunic! boscage's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/23 13:23:32] _sh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:35:40 towards level 83.
[09/16/23 13:29:06] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:13 towards level 75.
[09/16/23 13:43:01] scornn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:36:45 towards level 59.
[09/16/23 13:46:13] Cirdan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:35:39 towards level 81.
[09/16/23 14:49:19] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:06:09 towards level 84.
[09/16/23 16:15:51] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:29 towards level 73.
[09/16/23 17:58:53] tsr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:52:01 towards level 76.
[09/16/23 18:42:26] gendish's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gendish's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/23 19:35:26] _sh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:29:18 towards level 83.
[09/16/23 19:46:12] hax404 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:30 towards level 78.
[09/16/23 20:13:14] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:06:04 towards level 83.
[09/16/23 21:36:42] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:12 towards level 77.
[09/16/23 21:47:02] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:48:43 towards level 86.
[09/16/23 22:14:48] dodecahedron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:25 towards level 44.
[09/16/23 23:16:45] Kritzefitz's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kritzefitz's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/23 01:51:28] Aksej found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:53:44 towards level 74.
[09/17/23 02:01:55] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:25 towards level 84.
[09/17/23 02:55:07] MELOONi has dealt roosterphant a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:15:26 is added to roosterphant's clock.
[09/17/23 03:18:01] Daikojun caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:36 towards level 56.
[09/17/23 04:14:00] sky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:58:23 towards level 79.
[09/17/23 05:15:01] CodeGeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:33:59 towards level 81.
[09/17/23 05:19:41] ahmubashshir was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:59:17 from level 67.
[09/17/23 05:22:11] Pinkman got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 15:41:53 from level 74.
[09/17/23 05:29:19] megubyte found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:25 towards level 68.
[09/17/23 05:35:00] coolchris was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:37 towards level 36.
[09/17/23 05:45:05] MetaNova reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MetaNova's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/23 06:06:13] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:23:50 towards level 84.
[09/17/23 06:27:24] jjasghar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:12:54 towards level 71.
[09/17/23 06:35:32] Zaratustra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:22:59 from level 70.
[09/17/23 06:38:42] TimeWarp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:19 towards level 70.
[09/17/23 06:57:22] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:19:02 towards level 78.
[09/17/23 07:12:01] DontEvenPeek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:05:33 towards level 61.
[09/17/23 07:22:07] Silvanus_Betrium found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:12:04 towards level 72.
[09/17/23 09:47:47] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:17:21 towards level 75.
[09/17/23 10:22:47] Bolded ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:52:17 from level 74.
[09/17/23 11:11:08] hax404 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:34 towards level 78.
[09/17/23 11:31:09] Daikojun was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:00:52 from level 56.
[09/17/23 12:40:11] drahthaar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:40 towards level 84.
[09/17/23 12:46:12] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:10:22 towards level 85.
[09/17/23 13:23:00] MetaNova was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:36:04 from level 78.
[09/17/23 15:06:40] OobSaco was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:44 towards level 38.
[09/17/23 15:30:03] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:24:38 towards level 70.
[09/17/23 15:54:02] Gorek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:42 towards level 81.
[09/17/23 18:02:53] JackyB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:26:25 towards level 62.
[09/17/23 18:52:21] DontEvenPeek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:48:09 from level 61.
[09/17/23 19:57:10] sc was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:31:24 from level 85.
[09/17/23 20:03:53] scornn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:45:15 towards level 59.
[09/17/23 20:44:51] tass was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:16 towards level 53.
[09/17/23 21:45:16] Celediel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:45:58 towards level 47.
[09/17/23 22:54:58] Aksej found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:35 towards level 74.
[09/17/23 23:03:00] scornn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:28:04 towards level 59.
[09/17/23 23:05:09] Lenny_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:48:10 towards level 68.
[09/17/23 23:17:12] CompanionCube found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:04:52 towards level 83.
[09/17/23 23:23:01] AlexS had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:33:35 towards level 70.
[09/18/23 01:02:19] GilbertErik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:23 towards level 69.
[09/18/23 01:22:00] Forud was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:10:52 from level 78.
[09/18/23 01:49:52] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:52:43 towards level 60.
[09/18/23 02:04:07] IFireflyl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:12 towards level 56.
[09/18/23 02:54:25] Kritzefitz fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:49:59 from level 76.
[09/18/23 02:55:10] sparogy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:43:30 towards level 52.
[09/18/23 03:06:07] HeavyPodda's charm ate a bolt of lightning! HeavyPodda's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/23 03:16:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on EddieT137's tunic! EddieT137's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/23 03:48:14] idlegood's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! idlegood's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/23 03:58:10] SirNeo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:21 towards level 64.
[09/18/23 04:08:46] thatmint was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:51:25 from level 62.
[09/18/23 04:14:59] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:02:00 towards level 77.
[09/18/23 05:16:56] Gangsterish tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:44:07 towards level 56.
[09/18/23 05:50:32] Techman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:57:15 towards level 85.
[09/18/23 06:52:32] laama found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:44 towards level 81.
[09/18/23 07:19:56] jjasghar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:44:54 towards level 71.
[09/18/23 07:23:09] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:41:19 towards level 76.
[09/18/23 07:49:45] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:46 towards level 81.
[09/18/23 08:42:39] Thorael was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:26:32 from level 78.
[09/18/23 08:46:42] Blohsh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:26:27 from level 54.
[09/18/23 10:04:03] Lord255 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:18:09 towards level 81.
[09/18/23 10:12:50] Theleveler hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:29 towards level 82.
[09/18/23 10:40:03] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:29 towards level 80.
[09/18/23 11:02:20] spex's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! spex's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/23 11:08:37] Lord255 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:18:20 towards level 81.
[09/18/23 12:21:21] Thorael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:26:50 towards level 78.
[09/18/23 12:59:57] shikhin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:31 towards level 80.
[09/18/23 13:02:18] StalkR found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:14 towards level 79.
[09/18/23 13:06:16] ion was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:19:43 from level 85.
[09/18/23 13:17:00] Asara walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:07:54 from level 82.
[09/18/23 14:42:29] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:15:30 towards level 76.
[09/18/23 14:43:17] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:07:53 towards level 68.
[09/18/23 14:47:49] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:35 towards level 82.
[09/18/23 15:05:28] philipp__ was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:57:31 from level 41.
[09/18/23 15:14:16] gendish got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:48 towards level 44.
[09/18/23 15:39:59] EddieT137 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:49:59 from level 73.
[09/18/23 16:24:02] ZOTTA reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ZOTTA's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/23 17:31:42] io got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:55:43 towards level 84.
[09/18/23 18:20:32] alephnull was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:57:25 from level 57.
[09/18/23 19:33:12] Celediel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Celediel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/23 19:49:44] Drin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:16 towards level 73.
[09/18/23 19:58:46] alephnull found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:29:38 towards level 57.
[09/18/23 20:23:07] Ankhers was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:59:48 towards level 74.
[09/18/23 22:03:02] ukleinek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:17:50 towards level 77.
[09/18/23 22:31:08] dodecahedron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:26 towards level 45.
[09/18/23 22:36:12] aqsd was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:10 towards level 77.
[09/18/23 23:32:27] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:49:33 towards level 72.
[09/19/23 00:10:01] blabber was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:51:18 towards level 80.
[09/19/23 01:45:30] tass was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:03 towards level 53.
[09/19/23 02:17:16] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:41 towards level 74.
[09/19/23 02:25:00] talisein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:35 towards level 75.
[09/19/23 03:02:58] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:45 towards level 76.
[09/19/23 03:54:42] gusto's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gusto's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/23 05:52:51] Affliction was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:58:48 from level 77.
[09/19/23 06:21:52] noex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:35:16 towards level 64.
[09/19/23 07:13:33] Minus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:50:41 towards level 72.
[09/19/23 07:22:35] StalkR's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! StalkR's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/23 07:23:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nathan's tunic! nathan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/23 07:49:41] gildarts found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:48:39 towards level 75.
[09/19/23 08:05:00] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:03:30 towards level 73.
[09/19/23 08:30:41] gusto was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:24 towards level 65.
[09/19/23 08:45:15] Yarosh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:37 towards level 76.
[09/19/23 09:15:00] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:24 towards level 79.
[09/19/23 11:38:57] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:10 towards level 69.
[09/19/23 12:32:59] Aksej ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:44:12 from level 74.
[09/19/23 13:46:16] kzootech found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:59:13 towards level 70.
[09/19/23 14:44:32] ahmubashshir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:42 towards level 67.
[09/19/23 15:05:25] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:48:51 towards level 75.
[09/19/23 15:18:46] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:11:06 towards level 71.
[09/19/23 15:34:25] tass discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:03 towards level 53.
[09/19/23 15:44:27] Tangles ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:01:28 from level 76.
[09/19/23 15:48:08] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:37 towards level 84.
[09/19/23 16:48:26] Drkmirror walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:09 from level 36.
[09/19/23 17:16:13] gradator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:31:00 towards level 80.
[09/19/23 17:26:15] Chuck found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:10:30 towards level 77.
[09/19/23 17:53:34] Minus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:42:17 towards level 72.
[09/19/23 18:29:40] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:52:40 towards level 76.
[09/19/23 18:32:11] Lenny_ was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:36:24 from level 68.
[09/19/23 18:47:02] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:21 towards level 78.
[09/19/23 19:08:50] t3chn0 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:23:33 from level 79.
[09/19/23 19:36:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on EddieT137's tunic! EddieT137's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/23 20:07:36] JamCow got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:56:37 from level 80.
[09/19/23 20:08:57] Omega was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:14 towards level 74.
[09/19/23 20:54:15] Asara got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:49:54 towards level 82.
[09/19/23 21:16:32] mzumquadrat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:53:54 from level 50.
[09/19/23 22:14:15] BastelBot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:24:21 towards level 81.
[09/19/23 22:51:12] shikhin was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 10:33:35 from level 81.
[09/19/23 22:53:24] anarcat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:19:27 from level 82.
[09/19/23 23:10:07] IFireflyl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:34:31 from level 56.
[09/19/23 23:20:51] philipp__ reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! philipp__'s shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/23 00:05:04] Yarosh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:41:08 from level 77.
[09/20/23 03:04:12] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:47:01 towards level 78.
[09/20/23 04:43:48] sc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:28:53 towards level 85.
[09/20/23 06:10:36] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:40 towards level 81.
[09/20/23 07:26:54] Acolarh's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Acolarh's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/20/23 08:08:24] yNos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:41 towards level 74.
[09/20/23 08:23:13] spex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:58:36 towards level 78.
[09/20/23 08:36:49] \dev\ice reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! \dev\ice's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/23 08:47:04] dbx12 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:12 towards level 58.
[09/20/23 08:47:25] philipp__ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:33 towards level 41.
[09/20/23 09:00:40] Zaratustra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:40:21 towards level 70.
[09/20/23 09:52:58] Chuck was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:48:09 from level 77.
[09/20/23 09:58:02] TimeWarp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:45:51 towards level 70.
[09/20/23 12:14:50] Matthew met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:59:10 from level 61.
[09/20/23 12:21:09] ukleinek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:02:52 from level 77.
[09/20/23 12:38:38] kzootech met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:06:32 from level 70.
[09/20/23 12:45:18] TimeWarp was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:14:16 from level 70.
[09/20/23 12:57:51] shikhin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:50:34 towards level 81.
[09/20/23 13:35:03] jjasghar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:36:57 from level 71.
[09/20/23 13:42:56] Cirdan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:00:42 from level 81.
[09/20/23 14:28:52] "\@_ fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:52:56 from level 79.
[09/20/23 14:30:38] idleneutral caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:27:17 towards level 67.
[09/20/23 15:20:34] Kesdak found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:20 towards level 43.
[09/20/23 16:22:33] allo walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:05:06 from level 81.
[09/20/23 16:41:34] canton7 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:48:02 towards level 77.
[09/20/23 18:45:04] Ecko bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:24:55 towards level 75.
[09/20/23 19:55:12] Algernon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:01:40 towards level 73.
[09/20/23 20:06:12] Bolded discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:47 towards level 74.
[09/20/23 20:06:33] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:26:56 towards level 75.
[09/20/23 20:13:50] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:59:37 towards level 72.
[09/20/23 20:58:22] Kody gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:10 towards level 39.
[09/20/23 21:01:59] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:03:40 towards level 84.
[09/20/23 21:29:14] idlegood bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:48:03 towards level 71.
[09/20/23 22:11:09] dyvonna was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:04 towards level 74.
[09/20/23 22:30:05] noex's charm ate a bolt of lightning! noex's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/23 22:31:26] solarsparq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:21:34 towards level 67.
[09/20/23 23:48:50] sc was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:17 towards level 85.
[09/20/23 23:54:54] Mat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:00 towards level 58.
[09/21/23 00:40:20] Cirdan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:49:41 towards level 81.
[09/21/23 01:02:40] IFireflyl burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! IFireflyl's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/21/23 01:16:33] thornrag was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:12 towards level 76.
[09/21/23 01:34:09] canton7 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:08:56 from level 77.
[09/21/23 01:44:03] canton7 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:57 towards level 77.
[09/21/23 01:55:33] buzel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:20:20 towards level 82.
[09/21/23 02:04:05] hugga gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:04:58 towards level 69.
[09/21/23 02:21:15] mordac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:33:03 towards level 78.
[09/21/23 03:55:09] Sombra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:35 towards level 81.
[09/21/23 04:02:47] pyre found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:55:46 towards level 82.
[09/21/23 04:15:10] ahmubashshir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:39:43 towards level 67.
[09/21/23 05:22:44] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:35 towards level 82.
[09/21/23 05:50:51] philipp__ has dealt TheSilentLink a Critical Strike! 8 days, 16:18:42 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[09/21/23 05:56:31] apb found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:33:53 towards level 78.
[09/21/23 06:15:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hugga's tunic! hugga's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/23 06:17:27] philipp__ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:11 towards level 42.
[09/21/23 07:07:06] JackyB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:23:49 towards level 62.
[09/21/23 07:22:40] CornFly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CornFly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/23 07:33:43] Crazycatlady caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:07:15 towards level 80.
[09/21/23 08:15:10] soltys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:44 towards level 83.
[09/21/23 08:54:10] Aksej caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:04 towards level 74.
[09/21/23 08:59:08] philipp__ met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:56:29 from level 42.
[09/21/23 09:07:49] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:05:59 towards level 75.
[09/21/23 09:19:40] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:42:59 towards level 82.
[09/21/23 09:24:19] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:34:24 towards level 78.
[09/21/23 10:38:02] particleflux was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:05:28 from level 57.
[09/21/23 10:42:39] IFireflyl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:27:17 towards level 57.
[09/21/23 10:49:47] GRIZZLYMAN found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:17:52 towards level 60.
[09/21/23 11:00:55] megubyte discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:20 towards level 68.
[09/21/23 12:13:08] zbe spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! zbe's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/21/23 12:23:50] hdm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:38:37 towards level 86.
[09/21/23 13:18:47] pfoley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:12 towards level 74.
[09/21/23 13:19:56] GilbertErik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:21:10 towards level 70.
[09/21/23 13:23:24] Wolf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:54 towards level 83.
[09/21/23 13:25:54] pfoley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:47:30 from level 74.
[09/21/23 13:35:24] ZOTTA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:06:26 towards level 73.
[09/21/23 14:00:21] Rayke's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Rayke's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/23 14:01:00] Tangles tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:01 towards level 76.
[09/21/23 14:38:06] nya was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:36:52 from level 79.
[09/21/23 14:44:25] idlegood was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:15:31 towards level 71.
[09/21/23 14:47:47] TimeWarp's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TimeWarp's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/23 14:52:15] washclof was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:15:38 from level 86.
[09/21/23 15:09:50] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:39:18 towards level 83.
[09/21/23 15:38:26] tsr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:20 towards level 76.
[09/21/23 15:55:35] JackyB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:03:06 towards level 62.
[09/21/23 15:59:21] nawcom was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:01:46 towards level 76.
[09/21/23 16:00:12] rawgreaze discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:54:53 towards level 73.
[09/21/23 16:19:23] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:33:48 towards level 67.
[09/21/23 16:20:51] Wam has dealt jacob1 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 15:39:16 is added to jacob1's clock.
[09/21/23 16:21:36] pyre was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:23 towards level 82.
[09/21/23 16:38:53] megubyte had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:46 towards level 68.
[09/21/23 17:31:01] sparogy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:00 towards level 52.
[09/21/23 17:34:17] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 14:24:35 towards level 83.
[09/21/23 18:37:18] Aksej bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:48 towards level 74.
[09/21/23 18:42:31] Ecko's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Ecko's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/23 19:05:12] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:13 towards level 79.
[09/21/23 19:50:06] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:06 towards level 75.
[09/21/23 21:27:24] Yarosh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:47:30 from level 77.
[09/21/23 21:27:30] Kody hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:44 towards level 39.
[09/21/23 21:42:13] damyan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 20:17:10 from level 76.
[09/21/23 23:33:12] cornfeedhobo has dealt csc2ya a Critical Strike! 4 days, 07:11:33 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[09/21/23 23:47:24] enteral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:53:44 towards level 69.
[09/21/23 23:54:07] el found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:36:19 towards level 79.
[09/22/23 00:01:00] TimeWarp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:06 towards level 70.
[09/22/23 00:13:33] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:04:40 towards level 83.
[09/22/23 00:24:42] aqsd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:44 towards level 77.
[09/22/23 00:40:18] Omega was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:28:18 from level 74.
[09/22/23 00:56:46] tswsl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:15:29 from level 82.
[09/22/23 00:57:04] Tangles burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Tangles's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/22/23 02:11:45] thatmint hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:59 towards level 62.
[09/22/23 02:29:19] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:45 towards level 77.
[09/22/23 03:02:48] Mat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:29:51 towards level 59.
[09/22/23 03:03:39] Destruia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:20:56 towards level 76.
[09/22/23 04:44:35] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:03:38 towards level 85.
[09/22/23 04:46:00] RussellB got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:49:12 towards level 79.
[09/22/23 05:35:17] Ecko discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:44:34 towards level 75.
[09/22/23 05:47:11] pfoley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:06:47 from level 74.
[09/22/23 06:33:46] noex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:29 towards level 64.
[09/22/23 06:36:05] IFireflyl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:46:41 towards level 57.
[09/22/23 07:00:28] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tomhek's tunic! tomhek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/23 08:20:32] Sario found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:59 towards level 67.
[09/22/23 08:51:04] MELOONi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:16 towards level 75.
[09/22/23 08:52:28] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:25:58 towards level 84.
[09/22/23 09:23:30] enteral found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:42:40 towards level 69.
[09/22/23 09:26:00] Nysdar was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:42:50 from level 72.
[09/22/23 10:12:46] TimWolla had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:48:21 towards level 85.
[09/22/23 10:13:46] Tangles found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:25 towards level 76.
[09/22/23 10:33:12] ChowderKeg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 19:30:41 from level 83.
[09/22/23 10:39:07] Bluedog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:45:39 towards level 74.
[09/22/23 10:42:56] cadfael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:14:12 towards level 75.
[09/22/23 10:59:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on alexlehm's tunic! alexlehm's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/23 11:54:05] sc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:56:20 towards level 85.
[09/22/23 13:03:40] tass bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:57 towards level 54.
[09/22/23 13:18:10] kenyon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:12 from level 81.
[09/22/23 13:22:07] Omega had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:50 towards level 74.
[09/22/23 13:39:26] JackyB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:17:34 towards level 62.
[09/22/23 13:45:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Khorne's tunic! Khorne's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/23 13:46:55] medivh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:41 towards level 53.
[09/22/23 13:47:19] JamCow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:50:45 towards level 80.
[09/22/23 14:06:01] alephnull gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:00:29 towards level 57.
[09/22/23 15:14:45] roosterphant's charm ate a bolt of lightning! roosterphant's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/23 15:38:21] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:48 towards level 83.
[09/22/23 16:09:16] megubyte ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:14:43 from level 69.
[09/22/23 16:26:50] blabber tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:59:12 towards level 80.
[09/22/23 16:27:59] ahmubashshir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:01:18 towards level 67.
[09/22/23 16:40:00] damyan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:14:15 from level 76.
[09/22/23 16:56:01] Ecko caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:52 towards level 75.
[09/22/23 17:18:46] The local wizard imbued dodecahedron's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dodecahedron's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/23 17:26:29] noex ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:20:22 from level 64.
[09/22/23 17:44:09] Acolarh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:33 towards level 82.
[09/22/23 18:30:18] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:08 towards level 78.
[09/22/23 19:03:59] Tabmow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:12:49 towards level 71.
[09/22/23 20:41:40] talisein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:35:21 towards level 75.
[09/22/23 20:45:44] JamCow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:32:50 towards level 80.
[09/22/23 21:10:17] washclof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:53:41 towards level 86.
[09/22/23 21:47:24] Lilith was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:56 towards level 47.
[09/22/23 21:57:50] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:23 towards level 60.
[09/22/23 22:15:09] Ecko gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:47 towards level 75.
[09/22/23 22:37:41] dbx12 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:05 towards level 58.
[09/22/23 23:09:43] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:36:11 towards level 77.
[09/23/23 00:53:48] BastelBot was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:11:28 from level 81.
[09/23/23 01:20:18] alephnull was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:03:56 from level 57.
[09/23/23 01:59:42] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:31:06 towards level 54.
[09/23/23 02:10:29] alephnull was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:01:25 towards level 57.
[09/23/23 02:26:34] vectr0n was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:06:37 from level 67.
[09/23/23 02:55:00] adamus1red was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:09 towards level 78.
[09/23/23 03:39:50] Chuck discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:47:10 towards level 77.
[09/23/23 03:41:29] gideonstar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:53 towards level 54.
[09/23/23 04:11:16] Matthew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:44:01 towards level 61.
[09/23/23 05:04:26] SirNeo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:28:18 towards level 64.
[09/23/23 05:22:03] Chuck caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:09:03 towards level 77.
[09/23/23 08:28:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Lnk's tunic! Lnk's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/23 09:23:01] Matthew fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:57:05 from level 61.
[09/23/23 09:26:41] roosterphant was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:03 towards level 43.
[09/23/23 09:45:36] apb's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! apb's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/23 10:57:53] Theleveler was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:15:55 from level 83.
[09/23/23 11:38:29] RussellB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:14:15 towards level 79.
[09/23/23 11:48:44] heisenbug ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:11:53 from level 83.
[09/23/23 11:50:03] Garg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:50:11 from level 54.
[09/23/23 12:08:22] alexlehm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:25:27 towards level 59.
[09/23/23 12:48:19] MetaNova ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:45:37 from level 78.
[09/23/23 13:00:49] Nuae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:14:01 towards level 68.
[09/23/23 13:38:57] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:57:01 from level 83.
[09/23/23 15:49:36] aqsd burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! aqsd's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/23/23 15:52:34] rawgreaze found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:00:18 towards level 73.
[09/23/23 15:58:30] el was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:00:10 from level 79.
[09/23/23 16:54:55] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:55:00 towards level 82.
[09/23/23 17:20:49] yano slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! yano's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/23/23 20:21:24] blabber was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:19 towards level 80.
[09/23/23 20:31:53] gradator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:14:15 towards level 80.
[09/23/23 20:59:48] thornrag found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:22:49 towards level 77.
[09/23/23 21:01:07] laama had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:15:37 towards level 82.
[09/23/23 22:35:46] TheSilentLink found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:16:23 towards level 72.
[09/23/23 22:40:24] Theleveler bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:04:40 towards level 83.
[09/23/23 23:02:51] tass was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:17:58 towards level 54.
[09/23/23 23:33:27] alephnull has dealt Rayke a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:17:05 is added to Rayke's clock.
[09/24/23 00:17:38] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:32:12 towards level 69.
[09/24/23 01:04:14] AlexS was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:03:38 towards level 70.
[09/24/23 01:05:44] Garg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:51:52 towards level 54.
[09/24/23 01:32:03] gegenschein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:18 towards level 75.
[09/24/23 01:37:28] GRIZZLYMAN spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! GRIZZLYMAN's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/23 01:40:59] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:16:24 towards level 75.
[09/24/23 02:53:27] jayvee found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:02:34 towards level 78.
[09/24/23 03:23:30] jjasghar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:08:36 towards level 71.
[09/24/23 03:56:47] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:08 towards level 78.
[09/24/23 04:03:22] _sh has dealt MetaNova a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:09:06 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[09/24/23 04:35:41] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:50:35 towards level 76.
[09/24/23 05:01:38] dbx12 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:01:59 from level 58.
[09/24/23 05:10:34] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:43 towards level 81.
[09/24/23 06:02:53] Sombra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:01 towards level 81.
[09/24/23 06:26:34] shikhin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 08:27:05 towards level 81.
[09/24/23 06:40:03] mzumquadrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:14:21 towards level 51.
[09/24/23 06:55:37] thatmint was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:33:36 from level 62.
[09/24/23 19:21:02] bsleep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:53:36 towards level 78.
[09/24/23 20:01:33] Sario's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Sario's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/23 21:53:24] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:42:06 towards level 83.
[09/24/23 22:15:21] TimWolla's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TimWolla's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/23 22:27:26] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:43:35 towards level 85.
[09/24/23 23:00:12] muirrum was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:24:51 towards level 62.
[09/24/23 23:55:49] damyan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! damyan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/25/23 00:40:04] eising walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:15:23 from level 80.
[09/25/23 00:47:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on VonToutCourt's tunic! VonToutCourt's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/23 01:00:54] Rayke gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:00 towards level 30.
[09/25/23 01:53:22] talisein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:01:12 towards level 75.
[09/25/23 02:03:15] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:33 towards level 83.
[09/25/23 02:37:26] Cirdan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:55 towards level 81.
[09/25/23 02:48:35] eising's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! eising's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/23 03:09:51] Omega was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:56:27 from level 74.
[09/25/23 03:28:25] scumola was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:33:31 from level 77.
[09/25/23 03:54:58] \dev\ice ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:20 from level 62.
[09/25/23 04:04:24] Asara got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:19:41 towards level 82.
[09/25/23 05:13:50] jacquesssss slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jacquesssss's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/25/23 05:40:08] hax404 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:16:19 towards level 79.
[09/25/23 05:48:04] buzel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:26:17 from level 82.
[09/25/23 06:54:01] laama walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:24:19 from level 82.
[09/25/23 08:05:12] insidesources was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:21 towards level 19.
[09/25/23 08:11:55] mordac's charm ate a bolt of lightning! mordac's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/23 09:47:16] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:50 towards level 84.
[09/25/23 10:07:21] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:23:46 towards level 81.
[09/25/23 10:14:40] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:28:37 towards level 75.
[09/25/23 11:01:27] nathan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:56 towards level 47.
[09/25/23 11:09:44] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:49:15 towards level 74.
[09/25/23 11:27:44] Sombra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:35 towards level 81.
[09/25/23 11:55:07] alephnull was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:21:04 towards level 57.
[09/25/23 12:22:36] MetaNova hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:25 towards level 78.
[09/25/23 12:24:04] dbx12 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:56:44 from level 58.
[09/25/23 12:31:29] EddieT137 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:41:24 from level 73.
[09/25/23 12:45:02] shikhin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:39:26 towards level 81.
[09/25/23 13:45:30] dodecahedron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:55 towards level 46.
[09/25/23 16:24:37] ChowderKeg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:48:11 towards level 83.
[09/25/23 16:35:09] buzel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:30:06 from level 82.
[09/25/23 16:37:28] blobdog found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:30 towards level 49.
[09/25/23 16:41:14] rawgreaze ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:34:04 from level 73.
[09/25/23 16:55:35] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:21:15 towards level 77.
[09/25/23 17:03:12] Rayke caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:34 towards level 31.
[09/25/23 17:16:30] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:58:33 towards level 78.
[09/25/23 17:42:37] dyvonna found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:44 towards level 74.
[09/25/23 18:08:13] \dev\ice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:19 towards level 62.
[09/25/23 18:18:18] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:31:48 towards level 75.
[09/25/23 19:14:27] Paganel was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:48 from level 75.
[09/25/23 20:38:59] Sombra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:42 towards level 81.
[09/25/23 21:06:56] jacquesssss was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:53:02 from level 53.
[09/25/23 21:34:18] bfft bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:10:25 towards level 62.
[09/25/23 23:00:22] yano was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:14:02 towards level 81.
[09/25/23 23:27:20] DrinkyBird found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:17:54 towards level 83.
[09/25/23 23:27:26] Lnk has dealt tomhek a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:50:05 is added to tomhek's clock.
[09/25/23 23:53:42] shikhin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:31:30 towards level 81.
[09/25/23 23:59:22] alexlehm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:31 towards level 59.
[09/26/23 01:10:35] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:41:16 towards level 77.
[09/26/23 01:17:06] Puff's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Puff's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/23 02:11:32] EddieT137 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:56 towards level 73.
[09/26/23 03:25:22] bg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:14:13 from level 81.
[09/26/23 04:43:45] io reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! io's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/23 04:52:53] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:44 towards level 78.
[09/26/23 05:00:01] style ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:56:06 from level 69.
[09/26/23 05:36:53] The local wizard imbued Tabmow's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tabmow's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/23 05:56:32] KindOne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:37:48 towards level 72.
[09/26/23 06:18:25] Nysdar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:07:46 towards level 72.
[09/26/23 06:41:49] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:25:59 towards level 83.
[09/26/23 06:47:32] rawgreaze had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:56 towards level 73.
[09/26/23 07:32:51] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:36 towards level 81.
[09/26/23 07:36:25] washclof was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:32:14 from level 86.
[09/26/23 07:43:27] The local wizard imbued dwfreed's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dwfreed's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/23 07:43:36] DontEvenPeek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! DontEvenPeek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/23 09:09:45] Puff found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:37:24 towards level 79.
[09/26/23 09:58:14] eising found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:39:25 towards level 80.
[09/26/23 10:30:10] TimWolla found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:02:16 towards level 85.
[09/26/23 10:40:21] MetaNova bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:41 towards level 78.
[09/26/23 10:44:46] vegadark ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:23:32 from level 84.
[09/26/23 10:47:08] OobSaco found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:01 towards level 41.
[09/26/23 11:16:17] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:03 towards level 83.
[09/26/23 12:39:33] happymeal found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:23 towards level 55.
[09/26/23 13:13:08] Affliction's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Affliction's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/23 13:49:57] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:02:52 towards level 78.
[09/26/23 15:16:52] muirrum found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:26:44 towards level 62.
[09/26/23 16:30:33] GRIZZLYMAN's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! GRIZZLYMAN's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/23 16:53:24] gradator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:30:51 towards level 80.
[09/26/23 17:24:38] yNos got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:51 from level 74.
[09/26/23 18:06:36] MELOONi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:17 towards level 75.
[09/26/23 18:20:33] Matthew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:43:49 from level 61.
[09/26/23 19:15:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on JamCow's tunic! JamCow's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/23 20:42:08] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:10:33 towards level 84.
[09/26/23 21:34:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Tangles's tunic! Tangles's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/23 21:49:27] Bluedog found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:44:26 towards level 74.
[09/26/23 22:02:48] Paganel met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:58:28 from level 76.
[09/26/23 23:55:14] ion slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ion's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/23 00:42:38] Crazycatlady found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:26:03 towards level 80.
[09/27/23 01:03:48] Yarosh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:24:04 from level 77.
[09/27/23 01:04:31] Lenny_ burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Lenny_'s set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/23 02:50:59] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:46:07 towards level 75.
[09/27/23 03:25:46] cornfeedhobo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:59:35 towards level 70.
[09/27/23 03:34:51] dbx12 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:58:16 from level 58.
[09/27/23 06:02:53] jjasghar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:25:18 from level 71.
[09/27/23 06:33:57] kzootech got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:42 towards level 70.
[09/27/23 07:27:48] sky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:31:06 towards level 79.
[09/27/23 08:03:21] Garg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:00:14 from level 54.
[09/27/23 08:32:46] Lilith bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:36 towards level 48.
[09/27/23 08:39:12] Kurenai found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:21 towards level 71.
[09/27/23 09:15:53] EddieT137's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! EddieT137's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/23 09:20:03] OobSaco walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:01:48 from level 42.
[09/27/23 09:54:26] kptr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:35 towards level 80.
[09/27/23 12:06:29] Daikojun found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:03 towards level 56.
[09/27/23 12:17:31] CodeB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:30:23 towards level 60.
[09/27/23 12:36:21] BenDover found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:34:44 towards level 59.
[09/27/23 12:46:33] MELOONi reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MELOONi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/23 12:59:21] vegadark was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:01:57 towards level 84.
[09/27/23 13:30:27] MetaNova walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:34:49 from level 78.
[09/27/23 13:35:22] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:43 towards level 81.
[09/27/23 13:53:24] drahthaar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:45:49 from level 85.
[09/27/23 14:15:24] SirNeo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:30 towards level 64.
[09/27/23 14:18:12] elegy tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:18 towards level 36.
[09/27/23 14:33:00] The local wizard imbued TimWolla's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TimWolla's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/23 16:22:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on VonToutCourt's tunic! VonToutCourt's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/23 18:44:22] "\@_ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:22 towards level 79.
[09/27/23 18:45:29] JamCow's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! JamCow's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/23 18:47:17] io's charm ate a bolt of lightning! io's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/23 18:53:06] Destruia gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:52 towards level 76.
[09/27/23 19:15:17] tmberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:37:36 towards level 76.
[09/27/23 21:08:04] caeli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:09:34 towards level 82.
[09/27/23 21:23:08] jjasghar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:14:21 towards level 71.
[09/27/23 21:42:39] _sh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:31:44 towards level 84.
[09/27/23 22:33:33] CodeGeek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:58:02 from level 81.
[09/27/23 23:40:23] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:46:58 towards level 84.
[09/28/23 00:43:50] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:34 towards level 74.
[09/28/23 01:04:14] bg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:49 towards level 81.
[09/28/23 01:30:20] philipp__ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:06 towards level 44.
[09/28/23 01:43:08] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:40:33 towards level 69.
[09/28/23 02:03:42] Gorek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:31 towards level 81.
[09/28/23 02:30:06] pyre was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:37 from level 82.
[09/28/23 03:09:51] V hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:18:38 towards level 81.
[09/28/23 03:38:58] nowz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:53:56 towards level 60.
[09/28/23 05:11:58] "\@_ ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:39:35 from level 79.
[09/28/23 06:56:46] caeli gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:25 towards level 82.
[09/28/23 08:09:08] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:01:32 towards level 81.
[09/28/23 08:19:19] The local wizard imbued Ungoliant's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Ungoliant's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/23 08:35:03] apb has dealt boscage a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:18:15 is added to boscage's clock.
[09/28/23 08:44:14] enteral caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:40:05 towards level 69.
[09/28/23 09:03:27] BastelBot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:30:52 from level 81.
[09/28/23 09:18:22] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:56:48 towards level 70.
[09/28/23 10:09:18] canton7 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:38 towards level 77.
[09/28/23 10:11:55] cadfael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:15:12 towards level 75.
[09/28/23 10:13:01] shikhin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:36:14 towards level 81.
[09/28/23 11:06:19] Ecko found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:08 towards level 75.
[09/28/23 11:12:36] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:11:54 towards level 78.
[09/28/23 11:39:09] BenDover got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:09:54 from level 59.
[09/28/23 12:19:00] dwfreed got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:21:46 from level 83.
[09/28/23 12:29:53] Drin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:16:54 towards level 74.
[09/28/23 12:44:45] heisenbug was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:02 from level 83.
[09/28/23 12:55:15] shikhin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:49:36 towards level 81.
[09/28/23 13:09:51] vegadark reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! vegadark's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/23 14:40:52] zbe walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 08:40:18 from level 85.
[09/28/23 14:56:47] pwae's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pwae's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/23 15:14:27] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:27:33 towards level 84.
[09/28/23 18:41:06] OobSaco found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:40 towards level 42.
[09/28/23 19:47:19] shikhin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:49:23 towards level 81.
[09/28/23 20:18:45] insidesources tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:22 towards level 28.
[09/28/23 20:32:03] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:34:59 towards level 76.
[09/28/23 21:01:39] Kurenai found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:27 towards level 71.
[09/28/23 21:22:17] gendish was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:45:50 from level 47.
[09/28/23 23:33:03] spex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:55 towards level 78.
[09/28/23 23:37:40] gideonstar has dealt Carl a Critical Strike! 6 days, 06:03:00 is added to Carl's clock.
[09/29/23 00:02:35] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:28:34 towards level 81.
[09/29/23 00:02:44] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:47 towards level 71.
[09/29/23 00:17:15] hdm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:45:45 from level 86.
[09/29/23 00:52:38] gideonstar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:03 towards level 55.
[09/29/23 01:02:10] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:38:54 towards level 83.
[09/29/23 01:09:21] idleneutral was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:00:52 towards level 67.
[09/29/23 01:22:48] gideonstar burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! gideonstar's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/29/23 01:49:52] Minus ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:33:38 from level 72.
[09/29/23 02:23:35] thatmint discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:27:09 towards level 63.
[09/29/23 03:32:09] io gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:09 towards level 84.
[09/29/23 04:11:57] megubyte discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:36 towards level 69.
[09/29/23 04:34:08] StalkR reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! StalkR's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/23 05:30:23] Bolded was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:33:45 from level 75.
[09/29/23 05:55:11] Destruia ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:28:41 from level 76.
[09/29/23 07:15:50] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:24:50 towards level 78.
[09/29/23 07:33:15] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:16:59 towards level 85.
[09/29/23 08:03:20] jacquesssss had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:08 towards level 53.
[09/29/23 08:13:25] d4n13L gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:30 towards level 78.
[09/29/23 08:14:07] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:58:17 towards level 79.
[09/29/23 08:19:03] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:04:04 towards level 78.
[09/29/23 08:26:07] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:14:02 towards level 83.
[09/29/23 08:27:14] nathan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:15 from level 47.
[09/29/23 08:30:11] tomhek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:48 towards level 79.
[09/29/23 09:02:21] apb's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! apb's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/23 09:29:36] Aksej was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:52 towards level 74.
[09/29/23 09:47:53] \dev\ice was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:27:07 from level 63.
[09/29/23 10:29:46] o_be_one was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:21 towards level 20.
[09/29/23 10:47:36] hugga found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:07:58 towards level 69.
[09/29/23 12:17:20] The local wizard imbued Rayke's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Rayke's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/23 12:29:26] The local wizard imbued dwfreed's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dwfreed's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/23 12:46:06] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:25:46 towards level 79.
[09/29/23 14:42:02] "\@_ has dealt Celediel a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:42:44 is added to Celediel's clock.
[09/29/23 14:47:36] OobSaco was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:04 towards level 42.
[09/29/23 14:56:56] solarsparq burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! solarsparq's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/29/23 15:05:55] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:55 towards level 78.
[09/29/23 15:44:58] vegadark bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:28:52 towards level 84.
[09/29/23 16:14:28] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:19:22 towards level 77.
[09/29/23 16:38:22] d4n13L bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:58:05 towards level 78.
[09/29/23 17:01:18] Chuck found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:00:27 towards level 77.
[09/29/23 17:25:12] Drkmirror found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:58 towards level 41.
[09/29/23 17:47:42] elegy was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:17:37 from level 38.
[09/29/23 18:12:41] zifnab06 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 09:30:36 from level 73.
[09/29/23 18:28:03] talisein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:30 towards level 75.
[09/29/23 18:50:22] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:35 towards level 82.
[09/29/23 19:06:38] TimeWarp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:39 towards level 70.
[09/29/23 19:11:27] gendish was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:22 towards level 47.
[09/29/23 19:39:39] philipp__ was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:07:06 from level 45.
[09/29/23 20:26:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on TimeWarp's tunic! TimeWarp's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/23 21:03:26] Drkmirror gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:06 towards level 41.
[09/29/23 21:23:15] apb found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:11:01 towards level 78.
[09/29/23 22:20:20] canton7 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! canton7's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/23 23:37:17] JackyB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:41:04 towards level 62.
[09/29/23 23:57:07] idleevil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:34:57 towards level 70.
[09/30/23 00:45:00] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:45 towards level 84.
[09/30/23 02:28:29] ChowderKeg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:59:52 from level 83.
[09/30/23 03:01:07] Celediel burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Celediel's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/30/23 03:04:14] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:32:53 towards level 80.
[09/30/23 03:10:36] pyre tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 13:26:05 towards level 83.
[09/30/23 03:25:58] Ungoliant discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:28 towards level 70.
[09/30/23 03:29:38] HeavyPodda was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:36:39 from level 78.
[09/30/23 04:50:53] Khorne ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:14:42 from level 86.
[09/30/23 04:58:49] Tangles discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:24:33 towards level 77.
[09/30/23 04:58:55] gradator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:16:43 towards level 80.
[09/30/23 05:33:04] Aksej had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:58 towards level 74.
[09/30/23 05:41:27] Kurenai hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:55 towards level 71.
[09/30/23 05:52:21] tomhek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:25 towards level 79.
[09/30/23 06:55:51] signofzeta reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! signofzeta's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/23 08:39:00] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:34 towards level 83.
[09/30/23 09:55:21] boscage had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:14:12 towards level 58.
[09/30/23 09:56:09] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:41 towards level 83.
[09/30/23 10:10:03] hugga was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:15 towards level 69.
[09/30/23 11:01:53] BastelBot was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:42:25 from level 81.
[09/30/23 11:16:06] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:20:14 towards level 80.
[09/30/23 12:59:54] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:27 towards level 78.
[09/30/23 13:34:50] V hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:06 towards level 81.
[09/30/23 14:12:43] hdm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:13:16 towards level 86.
[09/30/23 14:26:10] laama was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:58:16 towards level 82.
[09/30/23 16:38:55] laama found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:32:48 towards level 82.
[09/30/23 16:52:13] yano found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:37:03 towards level 81.
[09/30/23 17:04:28] nawcom got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:21:02 towards level 76.
[09/30/23 17:41:00] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:09:01 towards level 84.
[09/30/23 20:21:39] Ecko met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:25:06 from level 75.
[09/30/23 21:01:42] Garg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:39 towards level 54.
[09/30/23 21:10:17] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:49 towards level 76.
[09/30/23 21:12:39] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:15 towards level 79.
[09/30/23 21:29:36] nathan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:18:23 from level 48.
[09/30/23 21:39:39] gildarts hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:06 towards level 75.
[09/30/23 21:52:33] The local wizard imbued sparogy's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sparogy's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/23 22:32:06] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:16 towards level 54.
[09/30/23 23:45:19] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:04 towards level 82.
[09/30/23 23:54:18] Affliction ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:33:15 from level 78.
[10/01/23 01:19:22] scumola was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:17:13 from level 77.
[10/01/23 01:39:06] alexlehm spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! alexlehm's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/01/23 02:01:10] o_be_one discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:27 towards level 28.
[10/01/23 04:24:46] The local wizard imbued Minus's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Minus's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/23 04:53:37] KindOne's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! KindOne's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/01/23 06:39:27] idlegood was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:35:36 from level 71.
[10/01/23 06:46:35] VonToutCourt was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:39:04 from level 80.
[10/01/23 06:51:03] idleneutral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:20:14 towards level 67.
[10/01/23 07:26:23] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:42:10 towards level 72.
[10/01/23 08:50:45] mordac ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:13:49 from level 78.
[10/01/23 09:42:57] Garg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:07 towards level 54.
[10/01/23 10:22:09] zifnab06 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:48:44 from level 73.
[10/01/23 10:45:47] thatmint tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:18:06 towards level 63.
[10/01/23 10:51:21] pyre burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pyre's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/01/23 10:54:16] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:14:42 towards level 70.
[10/01/23 11:10:38] Lilith found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:07 towards level 49.
[10/01/23 11:40:30] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:16 towards level 54.
[10/01/23 14:06:47] Aksej found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:34 towards level 74.
[10/01/23 14:07:29] kzootech gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:50 towards level 70.
[10/01/23 14:23:54] Algernon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:40:42 from level 73.
[10/01/23 14:40:30] megubyte was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:27 towards level 69.
[10/01/23 14:49:17] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:58:36 towards level 85.
[10/01/23 15:30:12] yNos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:07:41 towards level 75.
[10/01/23 15:40:17] blobdog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:35 towards level 50.
[10/01/23 16:07:39] sc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:32:19 towards level 85.
[10/01/23 16:18:27] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:58:48 towards level 83.
[10/01/23 16:45:18] elegy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:48 towards level 38.
[10/01/23 17:27:58] Drkmirror ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:00 from level 42.
[10/01/23 17:35:33] tswsl spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! tswsl's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/01/23 18:12:21] tomhek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:41 towards level 79.
[10/01/23 20:28:12] cadfael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:28:03 towards level 75.
[10/01/23 21:15:23] Chuck tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:37:14 towards level 77.
[10/01/23 21:31:15] pfoley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:42:39 towards level 74.
[10/01/23 22:04:37] d4n13L tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:24 towards level 78.
[10/01/23 22:51:21] vectr0n has dealt apb a Critical Strike! 4 days, 07:45:46 is added to apb's clock.
[10/01/23 22:58:25] Rayke was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:47 from level 37.
[10/02/23 00:10:29] Kody got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:38 towards level 44.
[10/02/23 00:21:10] zifnab06 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:53:19 towards level 73.
[10/02/23 01:23:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on alephnull's tunic! alephnull's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/23 03:01:03] Bolded had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:51:30 towards level 75.
[10/02/23 03:01:43] talisein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:48:38 towards level 75.
[10/02/23 03:03:01] jjasghar burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! jjasghar's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/02/23 03:14:09] MELOONi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:36 towards level 75.
[10/02/23 03:24:42] yNos found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:18:36 towards level 75.
[10/02/23 03:47:32] zifnab06 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:26:58 from level 73.
[10/02/23 04:17:47] V reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! V's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/23 04:30:11] Rayke bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:26 towards level 37.
[10/02/23 04:58:14] bfft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:53:12 towards level 62.
[10/02/23 05:12:54] VonToutCourt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:07 towards level 80.
[10/02/23 07:45:02] megubyte was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:17 from level 69.
[10/02/23 07:55:47] philipp__ fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:35:04 from level 45.
[10/02/23 09:44:05] The local wizard imbued ukleinek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ukleinek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/23 09:48:16] soltys ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:55:17 from level 84.
[10/02/23 10:17:31] Tabmow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:16:13 towards level 71.
[10/02/23 10:29:30] Khorne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:32:09 towards level 86.
[10/02/23 11:11:26] kenyon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:10:54 towards level 82.
[10/02/23 11:26:27] csc2ya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:34:20 towards level 63.
[10/02/23 11:42:21] megubyte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:50 towards level 69.
[10/02/23 12:03:14] The local wizard imbued EddieT137's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! EddieT137's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/23 12:20:54] Lnk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:28 towards level 87.
[10/02/23 12:46:21] gideonstar was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:33:24 from level 56.
[10/02/23 13:06:55] MELOONi's charm ate a bolt of lightning! MELOONi's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/23 13:31:25] ion was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:55:24 from level 85.
[10/02/23 15:38:00] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:27:57 towards level 79.
[10/02/23 15:38:39] signofzeta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:18:02 towards level 74.
[10/02/23 15:55:22] CodeB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:17:16 towards level 60.
[10/02/23 15:56:59] dbx12 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:47:47 from level 59.
[10/02/23 16:16:15] kzootech was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:45:32 towards level 70.
[10/02/23 16:31:46] caeli has dealt o_be_one a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:06:09 is added to o_be_one's clock.
[10/02/23 17:03:00] kinus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:49:25 towards level 75.
[10/02/23 17:20:10] lightstalker hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:44 towards level 48.
[10/02/23 17:55:37] tomhek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tomhek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/23 17:56:10] GilbertErik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:46:56 towards level 70.
[10/02/23 18:36:13] Ankhers was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:52 towards level 74.
[10/02/23 18:42:41] megubyte tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:04 towards level 69.
[10/02/23 19:06:37] hdm burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! hdm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/02/23 19:30:21] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:07:59 from level 80.
[10/02/23 20:21:45] Rayke was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:32 towards level 37.
[10/02/23 22:48:54] \dev\ice ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:10:54 from level 63.
[10/03/23 00:07:03] insidesources bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:42 towards level 34.
[10/03/23 00:15:05] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:28:55 towards level 84.
[10/03/23 01:14:51] lightstalker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:52 towards level 48.
[10/03/23 01:55:15] The local wizard imbued dbx12's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dbx12's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/23 02:01:53] scumola caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:00:26 towards level 77.
[10/03/23 03:08:21] soltys was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:58:01 from level 84.
[10/03/23 03:39:07] pyre hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:24:59 towards level 83.
[10/03/23 04:12:36] allo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:32:48 towards level 81.
[10/03/23 05:35:50] el ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:23:40 from level 79.
[10/03/23 06:00:16] Notir spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Notir's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/23 06:28:58] ColonelPanic001 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:13 towards level 36.
[10/03/23 06:42:22] mordac ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:22:41 from level 78.
[10/03/23 07:14:42] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:57:36 towards level 80.
[10/03/23 07:32:04] ter0 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:13:18 from level 49.
[10/03/23 08:10:27] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:38 towards level 73.
[10/03/23 08:23:51] Forud tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:15:35 towards level 79.
[10/03/23 08:59:48] Celediel was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:14 from level 48.
[10/03/23 09:13:53] Crazycatlady met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:49:18 from level 80.
[10/03/23 09:50:17] SSLbits got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:46 towards level 69.
[10/03/23 10:08:06] Cirdan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:30:45 towards level 82.
[10/03/23 11:51:51] dwfreed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:22:05 towards level 83.
[10/03/23 12:02:50] gideonstar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:56:29 towards level 56.
[10/03/23 13:35:00] gideonstar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:39:16 towards level 56.
[10/03/23 14:02:39] ColonelPanic001 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:01 towards level 36.
[10/03/23 14:15:45] GilbertErik spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! GilbertErik's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/23 14:17:22] Thorael was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:58:43 from level 78.
[10/03/23 16:35:39] yano discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:25:14 towards level 81.
[10/03/23 17:21:33] Silvanus_Betrium walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:55:20 from level 73.
[10/03/23 19:09:04] Lord255 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:53:49 towards level 82.
[10/03/23 19:24:38] Gorek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:37:53 towards level 82.
[10/03/23 19:29:45] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:09:08 towards level 79.
[10/03/23 19:47:16] alexlehm reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! alexlehm's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/23 19:56:09] ChowderKeg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:45:18 towards level 83.
[10/03/23 20:28:07] philipp__ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:37 towards level 45.
[10/03/23 20:34:54] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:59 towards level 84.
[10/03/23 21:46:56] ukleinek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ukleinek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/23 22:03:12] hugga had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:22:38 towards level 69.
[10/03/23 22:58:59] tsr ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:53:00 from level 77.
[10/03/23 23:02:42] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:50 towards level 79.
[10/03/23 23:59:43] sky was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:22 from level 79.
[10/04/23 00:04:26] ahmubashshir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:13:51 towards level 67.
[10/04/23 00:39:26] _sh ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:56:27 from level 84.
[10/04/23 00:43:00] gradator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:49 towards level 80.
[10/04/23 01:14:43] SirNeo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:21 towards level 64.
[10/04/23 01:23:09] roosterphant walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:24:01 from level 46.
[10/04/23 01:52:06] philipp__ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:31 towards level 45.
[10/04/23 02:15:03] damyan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:07:30 towards level 76.
[10/04/23 02:28:45] Ungoliant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:57:29 towards level 71.
[10/04/23 02:31:10] style caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:52:05 towards level 69.
[10/04/23 03:15:27] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:32:37 towards level 82.
[10/04/23 03:23:59] Ecko had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:39 towards level 75.
[10/04/23 04:01:59] MetaNova bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:58 towards level 78.
[10/04/23 04:22:52] kenyon was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:11:31 from level 82.
[10/04/23 04:25:07] hugga had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:24 towards level 69.
[10/04/23 04:38:05] Rayke's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Rayke's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/23 05:17:53] BenDover discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:36:04 towards level 59.
[10/04/23 05:41:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Drkmirror's tunic! Drkmirror's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/23 05:44:22] Kritzefitz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:24:06 towards level 76.
[10/04/23 05:45:20] yano was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:43:34 from level 81.
[10/04/23 05:59:26] damyan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! damyan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/23 06:28:23] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:48:37 towards level 80.
[10/04/23 06:30:36] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 23:44:06 towards level 81.
[10/04/23 06:36:07] tmberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:44:26 towards level 76.
[10/04/23 07:14:34] AlexS bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:31 towards level 70.
[10/04/23 07:58:18] damyan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:52:46 towards level 76.
[10/04/23 08:10:29] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:51 towards level 81.
[10/04/23 09:02:34] happymeal's charm ate a bolt of lightning! happymeal's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/23 09:18:25] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:43:31 towards level 72.
[10/04/23 09:29:43] talisein ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:38:05 from level 75.
[10/04/23 09:29:58] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:23:56 towards level 80.
[10/04/23 09:54:49] talisein ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:52:10 from level 75.
[10/04/23 10:07:10] solarsparq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:44 towards level 67.
[10/04/23 10:29:33] Lilith's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Lilith's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/23 11:13:43] o_be_one was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:05 from level 33.
[10/04/23 11:58:02] Rayke found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:27 towards level 38.
[10/04/23 12:41:57] mordac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:16:57 towards level 78.
[10/04/23 12:51:20] CodeB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:43 towards level 60.
[10/04/23 13:03:07] dbx12 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:23:51 towards level 59.
[10/04/23 14:04:03] insidesources's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! insidesources's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/23 14:52:26] elegy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:53 towards level 40.
[10/04/23 15:22:16] KindOne met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:50:49 from level 72.
[10/04/23 15:37:51] VonToutCourt was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:39:26 from level 81.
[10/04/23 15:40:00] idleneutral found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:00:40 towards level 67.
[10/04/23 15:56:07] dyvonna ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:39:28 from level 75.
[10/04/23 19:12:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Sombra's tunic! Sombra's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/23 19:49:57] Ungoliant was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:48:19 towards level 71.
[10/04/23 20:42:54] CodeGeek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:23:35 from level 81.
[10/04/23 20:57:25] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:21:00 towards level 68.
[10/04/23 21:57:28] JigmeDatse was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:59:47 towards level 68.
[10/04/23 22:16:23] Kody found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:42 towards level 44.
[10/04/23 22:37:46] bg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:38:15 towards level 82.
[10/04/23 22:43:12] nathan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nathan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/23 23:34:54] washclof ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:57:34 from level 86.
[10/04/23 23:38:22] Minus was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:50:15 from level 72.
[10/04/23 23:47:24] adamus1red discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:27:13 towards level 79.
[10/05/23 00:13:34] hugga bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:00 towards level 69.
[10/05/23 00:13:43] Daikojun gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:28:41 towards level 57.
[10/05/23 00:32:54] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:08 towards level 84.
[10/05/23 00:55:20] V has dealt dyvonna a Critical Strike! 4 days, 03:14:37 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[10/05/23 01:13:39] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:09 towards level 72.
[10/05/23 01:40:55] BenDover was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:12:58 from level 59.
[10/05/23 03:16:15] style ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:59:17 from level 69.
[10/05/23 03:56:16] pfoley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:54 towards level 74.
[10/05/23 05:14:45] gildarts was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:24 towards level 75.
[10/05/23 05:51:21] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:15 towards level 79.
[10/05/23 06:15:39] ter0's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ter0's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/05/23 06:28:21] Rayke found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:48 towards level 39.
[10/05/23 07:42:54] Algernon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:55:33 towards level 73.
[10/05/23 08:25:57] Celediel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:12 towards level 48.
[10/05/23 09:39:49] Daikojun gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:02:52 towards level 57.
[10/05/23 10:29:04] jfcaron was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:40 from level 33.
[10/05/23 11:42:03] Acolarh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:11:46 from level 83.
[10/05/23 11:58:51] bfft was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:48:50 towards level 62.
[10/05/23 12:49:12] io ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:07:50 from level 85.
[10/05/23 13:30:19] thornrag caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:11:46 towards level 77.
[10/05/23 13:45:29] Techman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:42:29 towards level 85.
[10/05/23 13:48:06] jfcaron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:58 towards level 33.
[10/05/23 13:49:15] Thorael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:52 towards level 78.
[10/05/23 14:02:42] solarsparq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:56:21 towards level 68.
[10/05/23 14:07:37] Wam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:25 towards level 72.
[10/05/23 14:17:06] gildarts tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:04 towards level 75.
[10/05/23 14:49:20] scumola was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:26:03 towards level 77.
[10/05/23 15:07:42] Sombra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:40:50 towards level 82.
[10/05/23 15:28:28] megubyte hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:26 towards level 69.
[10/05/23 15:49:42] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:00 towards level 76.
[10/05/23 16:24:18] ZOTTA ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:29:45 from level 73.
[10/05/23 16:43:19] GRIZZLYMAN was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:55 towards level 60.
[10/05/23 16:44:01] Forud slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Forud's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/05/23 18:20:06] olsner found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:13 towards level 55.
[10/05/23 18:24:25] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:43 towards level 79.
[10/05/23 18:42:17] Affliction ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:32:32 from level 78.
[10/05/23 18:43:05] gusto was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:02:48 from level 66.
[10/05/23 19:08:05] ter0 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:08:35 from level 49.
[10/05/23 20:46:43] Kachin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:47 towards level 76.
[10/05/23 20:55:12] Garg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:22:19 from level 55.
[10/05/23 22:38:53] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:21 towards level 80.
[10/05/23 23:34:16] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:46:24 towards level 73.
[10/06/23 00:49:47] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:26:29 towards level 73.
[10/06/23 01:14:57] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:29:32 towards level 86.
[10/06/23 01:29:54] BenDover was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:26:56 from level 59.
[10/06/23 01:51:48] Bolded found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:51 towards level 75.
[10/06/23 02:17:18] The local wizard imbued elegy's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! elegy's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/23 02:21:13] olsner walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:43 from level 55.
[10/06/23 02:26:02] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:54:26 towards level 81.
[10/06/23 03:33:27] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:48:46 towards level 84.
[10/06/23 03:33:51] idleevil was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:57:38 towards level 70.
[10/06/23 05:07:16] GilbertErik ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:56:40 from level 70.
[10/06/23 05:17:06] CornFly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CornFly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/23 06:25:46] AlexS walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 23:38:02 from level 71.
[10/06/23 06:37:46] megubyte reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! megubyte's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/23 06:58:51] freeboson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:52:24 from level 78.
[10/06/23 08:19:47] vegadark has dealt talisein a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:23:30 is added to talisein's clock.
[10/06/23 10:11:54] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:57:06 towards level 70.
[10/06/23 10:20:14] pwae has dealt MadMan a Critical Strike! 5 days, 11:16:33 is added to MadMan's clock.
[10/06/23 10:28:52] jacquesssss reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jacquesssss's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/23 11:53:46] GRIZZLYMAN ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:08 from level 60.
[10/06/23 14:30:26] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:26 towards level 76.
[10/06/23 15:18:52] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:04:06 towards level 85.
[10/06/23 15:29:40] Fehu has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:36:19 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[10/06/23 15:31:38] Notir has dealt scumola a Critical Strike! 4 days, 16:41:20 is added to scumola's clock.
[10/06/23 16:00:33] Thorael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:51 towards level 78.
[10/06/23 16:53:54] Lnk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:33:06 towards level 88.
[10/06/23 17:57:33] Yarosh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:42:41 towards level 77.
[10/06/23 18:35:06] Techman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:19 towards level 85.
[10/06/23 19:44:14] Acolarh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:47:00 from level 83.
[10/06/23 19:49:00] Destruia was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:43 towards level 76.
[10/06/23 19:59:23] CodeB has dealt Destruia a Critical Strike! 3 days, 05:51:59 is added to Destruia's clock.
[10/06/23 20:50:01] V hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:10:46 towards level 82.
[10/06/23 23:07:21] damyan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 06:07:52 from level 76.
[10/06/23 23:29:47] thornrag gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:42:30 towards level 77.
[10/06/23 23:52:09] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:32 towards level 70.
[10/07/23 00:03:51] HeavyPodda reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! HeavyPodda's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/23 01:18:23] mzumquadrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:21:11 towards level 53.
[10/07/23 01:28:34] nowz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:24:04 towards level 60.
[10/07/23 01:46:27] Nysdar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:02 towards level 72.
[10/07/23 01:47:57] TimWolla ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:44:14 from level 85.
[10/07/23 02:44:56] MELOONi was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:16:34 from level 76.
[10/07/23 02:48:06] \dev\ice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:33 towards level 63.
[10/07/23 03:38:50] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:11:35 towards level 82.
[10/07/23 06:41:17] roosterphant ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:32:16 from level 46.
[10/07/23 06:48:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gradator's tunic! gradator's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/23 07:39:54] Kachin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:42:50 towards level 77.
[10/07/23 08:29:29] thatmint got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:00:29 from level 63.
[10/07/23 12:30:40] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:07:32 towards level 77.
[10/07/23 12:35:35] Destruia was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:03:34 towards level 76.
[10/07/23 12:43:22] rawgreaze hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:15:41 towards level 74.
[10/07/23 13:14:39] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:33:53 towards level 78.
[10/07/23 15:56:19] philipp__ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:23 towards level 46.
[10/07/23 17:09:02] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:51:53 towards level 77.
[10/07/23 18:53:41] signofzeta hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:42:00 towards level 74.
[10/07/23 19:42:26] Notir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:09:57 towards level 73.
[10/07/23 21:16:28] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:09:15 towards level 82.
[10/07/23 21:21:35] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:01:42 towards level 77.
[10/07/23 21:26:46] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:32:20 towards level 76.
[10/07/23 21:43:36] nathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:14 towards level 49.
[10/07/23 21:58:09] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:56:22 towards level 85.
[10/07/23 21:58:18] yano fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:52:00 from level 81.
[10/07/23 22:17:41] ahmubashshir was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:30:23 from level 67.
[10/07/23 22:42:11] Aksej found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:59:21 towards level 75.
[10/07/23 22:53:28] idleneutral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:29 towards level 67.
[10/07/23 22:58:14] idlegood found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:31 towards level 71.
[10/07/23 22:59:38] Drin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:55:53 towards level 75.
[10/07/23 23:18:00] washclof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:54 towards level 86.
[10/08/23 01:01:32] style discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:03:08 towards level 69.
[10/08/23 02:24:06] Gorek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:58:48 from level 82.
[10/08/23 02:28:11] TheSilentLink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:23:24 towards level 72.
[10/08/23 02:50:27] jacquesssss found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:27 towards level 53.
[10/08/23 02:58:11] Kurenai found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:19:56 towards level 72.
[10/08/23 03:00:17] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:18:01 towards level 78.
[10/08/23 05:01:13] Koffa's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Koffa's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/23 05:12:43] blobdog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:34 towards level 50.
[10/08/23 07:25:06] washclof reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! washclof's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/23 08:02:19] ZOTTA was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 14:55:34 from level 74.
[10/08/23 08:30:43] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:21:06 towards level 68.
[10/08/23 09:01:42] rawgreaze was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:00:53 towards level 74.
[10/08/23 09:18:33] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:41 towards level 77.
[10/08/23 11:35:12] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:09:28 towards level 78.
[10/08/23 12:01:58] shikhin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:43 towards level 81.
[10/08/23 12:30:10] mordac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:27:42 from level 78.
[10/08/23 12:44:37] CodeB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:38 towards level 60.
[10/08/23 12:54:00] jacquesssss got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:33 towards level 54.
[10/08/23 12:59:07] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:33 towards level 79.
[10/08/23 13:43:50] gideonstar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:50:33 towards level 56.
[10/08/23 13:44:44] JackyB ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:00:23 from level 62.
[10/08/23 14:10:06] ahmubashshir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:19:59 towards level 67.
[10/08/23 14:21:15] CompanionCube was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:27:04 from level 83.
[10/08/23 14:44:53] LFC bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:58 towards level 25.
[10/08/23 15:29:03] Tabmow's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tabmow's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/23 15:57:36] mzumquadrat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! mzumquadrat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/08/23 16:15:19] io walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:01:04 from level 85.
[10/08/23 19:07:59] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:34:13 towards level 85.
[10/08/23 19:15:06] blabber has dealt yNos a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:13:12 is added to yNos's clock.
[10/08/23 20:07:33] Kritzefitz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:11 towards level 76.
[10/08/23 20:07:54] jacquesssss burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! jacquesssss's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/08/23 20:46:09] philipp__ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:49 towards level 46.
[10/08/23 21:29:55] Gorek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:54:25 towards level 82.
[10/08/23 22:04:06] zifnab06's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zifnab06's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/23 00:19:17] scumola fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:47:31 from level 77.
[10/09/23 00:36:21] Fehu was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:34:47 from level 75.
[10/09/23 00:41:55] blobdog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:52 towards level 50.
[10/09/23 00:50:40] idlegood got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:03 towards level 71.
[10/09/23 00:52:43] signofzeta hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:31:06 towards level 74.
[10/09/23 01:33:34] gradator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:17 towards level 80.
[10/09/23 02:01:19] Affliction was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:13:53 from level 78.
[10/09/23 03:21:08] ChowderKeg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:02 towards level 83.
[10/09/23 04:06:50] Omega tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:34 towards level 74.
[10/09/23 04:17:04] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/09/23 04:55:16] ter0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:18 towards level 49.
[10/09/23 05:22:52] gildarts was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:45 from level 75.
[10/09/23 06:28:04] JackyB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:55 towards level 62.
[10/09/23 06:52:25] Drkmirror was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:34:31 from level 45.
[10/09/23 07:14:30] bananaboat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bananaboat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/23 07:30:53] blobdog was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:07 towards level 50.
[10/09/23 09:28:25] AlexS found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:50:06 towards level 71.
[10/09/23 09:30:43] StalkR ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:32:40 from level 80.
[10/09/23 09:32:47] bsleep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:16 towards level 78.
[10/09/23 10:04:54] The local wizard imbued Puff's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Puff's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/23 11:06:24] jacquesssss bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:03:43 towards level 54.
[10/09/23 11:41:08] Tabmow's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tabmow's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/23 12:03:28] Wam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:25 towards level 72.
[10/09/23 12:22:45] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:56:43 towards level 85.
[10/09/23 12:26:18] hugga had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:36:33 towards level 70.
[10/09/23 12:35:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nawcom's tunic! nawcom's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/23 12:49:24] t3chn0 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:08:21 towards level 80.
[10/09/23 13:23:37] bsleep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:49 towards level 78.
[10/09/23 14:21:50] KindOne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:54 towards level 72.
[10/09/23 14:46:49] VonToutCourt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:58:17 towards level 81.
[10/09/23 15:04:07] idleevil was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:35:24 from level 70.
[10/09/23 16:05:59] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:26:14 towards level 79.
[10/09/23 16:25:06] gradator had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:19:37 towards level 80.
[10/09/23 18:04:51] OobSaco was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:08 from level 45.
[10/09/23 19:14:09] Chuck bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:39:23 towards level 77.
[10/09/23 19:32:56] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:14:02 towards level 82.
[10/09/23 19:40:12] Affliction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:59 towards level 78.
[10/09/23 20:01:06] Matthew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:45:34 from level 61.
[10/09/23 20:12:09] Khorne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:42 towards level 86.
[10/09/23 21:11:12] nowz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:52 towards level 60.
[10/09/23 21:18:23] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:36 towards level 78.
[10/09/23 22:09:22] sky had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:21:09 towards level 80.
[10/09/23 22:26:58] SirNeo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:45:06 from level 65.
[10/09/23 22:37:10] JigmeDatse caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:29:11 towards level 68.
[10/09/23 23:07:42] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:24 towards level 80.
[10/09/23 23:31:24] Kurenai ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:11:10 from level 72.
[10/09/23 23:51:07] mordac ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:04:00 from level 78.
[10/10/23 00:37:52] Aksej was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:51:15 from level 75.
[10/10/23 00:40:50] laama found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:52:02 towards level 82.
[10/10/23 01:14:15] gusto was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:42:21 towards level 66.
[10/10/23 03:26:06] Yarosh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:25:58 towards level 77.
[10/10/23 04:13:19] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:46:50 towards level 71.
[10/10/23 04:58:27] \dev\ice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:29 towards level 63.
[10/10/23 06:03:43] jjasghar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:12:47 from level 72.
[10/10/23 06:45:02] adamus1red reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! adamus1red's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/23 07:51:39] kzootech's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kzootech's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/23 08:40:56] Cockatrice was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:21:01 from level 70.
[10/10/23 08:53:26] CompanionCube was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:21:41 towards level 83.
[10/10/23 09:03:52] kenyon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:59:02 from level 82.
[10/10/23 09:09:48] pfoley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:33:30 towards level 75.
[10/10/23 09:12:42] KindOne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:30 towards level 72.
[10/10/23 10:28:03] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:05:57 towards level 85.
[10/10/23 10:53:09] Nuae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:54:09 towards level 69.
[10/10/23 11:18:51] Kachin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:15:46 towards level 77.
[10/10/23 13:40:07] zbe ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:45:29 from level 85.
[10/10/23 13:43:17] StalkR discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:15:16 towards level 80.
[10/10/23 15:23:37] Ecko was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:03:48 from level 75.
[10/10/23 16:24:57] Finley's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Finley's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/23 17:13:15] sparogy burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sparogy's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/10/23 18:09:35] EddieT137 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:54:28 from level 74.
[10/10/23 18:10:23] Ankhers gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:31:33 towards level 75.
[10/10/23 18:24:15] Dan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:34:52 from level 60.
[10/10/23 18:24:21] GRIZZLYMAN's charm ate a bolt of lightning! GRIZZLYMAN's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/23 18:52:51] Finley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:13:03 towards level 65.
[10/10/23 18:59:41] Destruia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:50:52 towards level 76.
[10/10/23 19:54:54] Lord255 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lord255's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/23 19:59:43] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:30:48 towards level 70.
[10/10/23 20:03:07] Ungoliant reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ungoliant's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/23 20:16:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kat's tunic! Kat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/23 21:23:04] Xenthys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:39:17 towards level 61.
[10/10/23 22:01:31] rawgreaze was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:02:12 from level 74.
[10/10/23 22:09:51] Chuck was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:02:21 towards level 77.
[10/10/23 22:29:13] Celediel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:50:34 from level 49.
[10/10/23 22:43:22] bobvador was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:20 towards level 79.
[10/10/23 22:46:29] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:20:08 towards level 80.
[10/10/23 22:51:06] Nysdar slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Nysdar's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/10/23 23:56:24] drahthaar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! drahthaar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/23 00:02:25] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:55:36 towards level 80.
[10/11/23 00:50:18] ZOTTA met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:06:27 from level 74.
[10/11/23 01:52:02] ToHellWithGA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:01 towards level 81.
[10/11/23 02:00:53] thornrag was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:10:33 from level 77.
[10/11/23 02:35:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Fenrik's tunic! Fenrik's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/23 02:38:41] scumola discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:37:09 towards level 77.
[10/11/23 03:05:29] gradator met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:39:14 from level 80.
[10/11/23 03:07:29] yNos was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:31:15 from level 75.
[10/11/23 03:16:22] Destruia was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:25:06 from level 76.
[10/11/23 03:53:06] hax404 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:49:20 towards level 79.
[10/11/23 03:56:25] OobSaco got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:32 towards level 45.
[10/11/23 04:36:41] spex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! spex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/23 05:28:07] Tenorman's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tenorman's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/23 06:31:54] alephnull walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:04:23 from level 58.
[10/11/23 07:16:52] Paganel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:47:31 towards level 76.
[10/11/23 07:17:44] V got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:40:00 from level 82.
[10/11/23 07:40:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bg's tunic! bg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/23 08:47:23] CompanionCube ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:36:35 from level 83.
[10/11/23 09:15:29] Thorael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:21 towards level 78.
[10/11/23 10:29:16] yano got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:27:14 from level 81.
[10/11/23 10:56:07] Bolded had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:51:57 towards level 75.
[10/11/23 11:14:32] hax404's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hax404's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/23 11:21:13] ToHellWithGA tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:24 towards level 81.
[10/11/23 11:26:38] StalkR walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:12:31 from level 80.
[10/11/23 11:36:44] Minus was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:23 from level 72.
[10/11/23 11:59:49] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:17:06 towards level 77.
[10/11/23 12:27:26] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:18:44 towards level 84.
[10/11/23 13:07:33] cornfeedhobo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:33:33 from level 70.
[10/11/23 15:57:16] kzootech was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:32 towards level 70.
[10/11/23 16:09:07] Lnk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:15:43 towards level 88.
[10/11/23 16:33:07] insidesources discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:06 towards level 39.
[10/11/23 16:51:28] Silvanus_Betrium was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:50:43 towards level 73.
[10/11/23 17:17:38] talisein's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! talisein's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/11/23 18:14:38] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:43:59 towards level 76.
[10/11/23 20:42:49] Ankhers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:16:43 towards level 75.
[10/11/23 21:00:03] t3chn0 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:46:32 towards level 80.
[10/11/23 21:16:57] Bluedog tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:52 towards level 74.
[10/11/23 21:21:58] shikhin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:45:26 towards level 81.
[10/11/23 22:36:57] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:00:52 towards level 79.
[10/11/23 22:50:36] MELOONi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:22:30 towards level 76.
[10/11/23 23:52:54] tswsl walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:56:24 from level 83.
[10/11/23 23:59:49] Lord255 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:28 towards level 82.
[10/12/23 00:20:36] VonToutCourt fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:27:35 from level 81.
[10/12/23 00:44:57] ukleinek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:01:57 from level 77.
[10/12/23 01:09:10] solarsparq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:49:13 towards level 68.
[10/12/23 01:10:49] Silvanus_Betrium was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:05:15 towards level 73.
[10/12/23 01:53:11] ColonelPanic001 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:57 towards level 41.
[10/12/23 02:08:14] Pinkman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:50:33 towards level 75.
[10/12/23 02:24:20] Wolf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:36 towards level 84.
[10/12/23 02:29:00] hax404 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:45:36 from level 79.
[10/12/23 02:55:04] vegadark ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 23:47:15 from level 85.
[10/12/23 03:32:22] tomhek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:06 towards level 80.
[10/12/23 03:52:27] misha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:42:34 towards level 85.
[10/12/23 03:59:01] idleevil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:19 towards level 70.
[10/12/23 04:41:26] Lenny_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:40 towards level 68.
[10/12/23 05:26:37] blabber was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:28 towards level 80.
[10/12/23 06:16:07] Silvanus_Betrium was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:27:27 from level 73.
[10/12/23 06:18:55] Affliction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:05 towards level 78.
[10/12/23 06:31:43] megubyte gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:24:01 towards level 70.
[10/12/23 07:17:28] boscage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:35:20 towards level 58.
[10/12/23 07:47:44] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:37 towards level 72.
[10/12/23 08:12:09] KindOne's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! KindOne's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/23 08:26:46] Sario was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:42:34 from level 68.
[10/12/23 09:24:04] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:13:26 towards level 74.
[10/12/23 09:33:42] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:32 towards level 80.
[10/12/23 10:08:29] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:22:43 towards level 75.
[10/12/23 11:31:26] Forud slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Forud's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/23 11:37:42] kptr was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:14:10 from level 81.
[10/12/23 12:47:32] style ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:48:54 from level 69.
[10/12/23 13:19:42] _sh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:56:51 towards level 85.
[10/12/23 13:58:39] nathan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:25 towards level 50.
[10/12/23 14:06:50] talisein's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! talisein's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/23 14:20:23] Lord255 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:24:35 from level 82.
[10/12/23 14:38:59] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:55:08 towards level 79.
[10/12/23 15:06:30] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:11 towards level 81.
[10/12/23 16:41:42] randalth0r found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:47 towards level 31.
[10/12/23 16:43:18] happymeal walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:45:05 from level 56.
[10/12/23 16:48:47] tsr's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tsr's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/23 17:23:34] Abe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:30:46 towards level 71.
[10/12/23 17:25:37] idleneutral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:37 towards level 67.
[10/12/23 17:44:33] RussellB was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:28:26 from level 79.
[10/12/23 17:57:39] megubyte was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:19:48 towards level 70.
[10/12/23 18:05:29] Tangles walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:43:37 from level 77.
[10/12/23 19:20:05] adamus1red ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:08:46 from level 79.
[10/12/23 19:41:35] tsr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:07:34 towards level 77.
[10/12/23 20:22:02] Khorne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:05:22 towards level 87.
[10/12/23 20:26:54] yNos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:20:57 towards level 75.
[10/12/23 20:49:31] The local wizard imbued gildarts's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gildarts's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/23 21:52:33] canton7 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! canton7's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/23 22:36:32] Wam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:44 towards level 72.
[10/12/23 23:42:54] eising was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:23 towards level 80.
[10/13/23 00:30:30] scumola hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:24:34 towards level 77.
[10/13/23 00:31:58] gideonstar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:08:50 from level 56.
[10/13/23 00:46:01] Cirdan has dealt Matthew a Critical Strike! 2 days, 23:39:38 is added to Matthew's clock.
[10/13/23 01:08:30] CompanionCube got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:41 towards level 83.
[10/13/23 01:49:40] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:01:06 towards level 84.
[10/13/23 01:59:28] slim slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! slim's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/13/23 02:33:06] RussellB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:12:27 towards level 79.
[10/13/23 03:22:02] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:58:38 towards level 82.
[10/13/23 05:49:40] bookworm's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bookworm's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/13/23 06:16:25] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:22 towards level 84.
[10/13/23 08:12:23] VonToutCourt was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:15:32 from level 81.
[10/13/23 09:29:01] JigmeDatse discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:07:20 towards level 68.
[10/13/23 10:15:54] shikhin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:26:45 from level 81.
[10/13/23 11:12:36] laama was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:21:24 from level 82.
[10/13/23 11:33:10] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:17:58 towards level 83.
[10/13/23 11:55:20] KindOne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:04:27 towards level 72.
[10/13/23 12:35:30] aqsd ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:40:38 from level 78.
[10/13/23 12:38:48] Yarosh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:58:42 towards level 77.
[10/13/23 13:02:38] ahmubashshir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:07:17 towards level 67.
[10/13/23 13:30:57] EddieT137 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:53:02 towards level 74.
[10/13/23 15:09:38] gradator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:03 towards level 80.
[10/13/23 15:57:06] Pinkman was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:49:28 from level 75.
[10/13/23 18:07:28] Kody bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:56 towards level 47.
[10/13/23 18:17:48] Forud got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:26:14 from level 79.
[10/13/23 18:28:05] Nysdar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:54:40 towards level 73.
[10/13/23 20:30:18] hugga burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! hugga's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/13/23 22:18:12] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:03:28 towards level 82.
[10/13/23 22:31:39] yano got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:00:56 from level 81.
[10/13/23 22:35:15] signofzeta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:22:20 towards level 74.
[10/13/23 22:36:43] Drkmirror found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:23 towards level 45.
[10/13/23 22:51:01] boscage had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:09:57 towards level 58.
[10/13/23 23:25:40] Matthew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:09 towards level 61.
[10/13/23 23:43:08] Fehu's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Fehu's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/23 00:08:26] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:38 towards level 74.
[10/14/23 00:45:34] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:00 towards level 81.
[10/14/23 00:45:37] Ungoliant fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:47:00 from level 71.
[10/14/23 01:15:10] Garg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:15:02 towards level 55.
[10/14/23 01:24:12] Tangles fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:11:44 from level 77.
[10/14/23 01:38:00] eising's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! eising's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/23 01:48:48] Ankhers was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:35:56 from level 75.
[10/14/23 03:20:22] gegenschein's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gegenschein's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/23 03:23:42] elf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:39:10 from level 85.
[10/14/23 04:38:51] Nuae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:25:01 from level 69.
[10/14/23 04:49:06] t3chn0 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:03:44 from level 80.
[10/14/23 06:27:35] mordac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:07:44 towards level 78.
[10/14/23 06:41:30] Forud had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:08:01 towards level 79.
[10/14/23 07:38:16] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:32 towards level 76.
[10/14/23 08:25:29] Nysdar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:06:12 towards level 73.
[10/14/23 08:44:31] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:34 towards level 62.
[10/14/23 09:21:56] zifnab06's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! zifnab06's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/14/23 09:28:18] Nysdar was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:08:45 from level 73.
[10/14/23 09:33:56] TimWolla had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:10 towards level 85.
[10/14/23 09:47:57] brycec was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:00:22 from level 75.
[10/14/23 10:17:00] TheSilentLink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:41:38 towards level 72.
[10/14/23 10:23:11] scornn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:47 towards level 59.
[10/14/23 11:20:38] Daikojun hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:12 towards level 57.
[10/14/23 11:24:06] t3chn0 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:43:02 towards level 80.
[10/14/23 11:46:26] The local wizard imbued apb's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! apb's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/23 11:50:03] mordac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:58:27 towards level 78.
[10/14/23 12:08:10] yano tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:25 towards level 81.
[10/14/23 12:58:39] Techman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Techman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/14/23 13:00:58] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:24:11 towards level 75.
[10/14/23 14:31:00] bsleep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:21:15 towards level 79.
[10/14/23 14:50:20] Puff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:24 towards level 79.
[10/14/23 15:21:41] tsr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:47:39 from level 77.
[10/14/23 17:04:16] Finley walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:34:04 from level 65.
[10/14/23 17:22:30] hdm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:26:25 towards level 86.
[10/14/23 18:25:35] brycec found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:42:27 towards level 75.
[10/14/23 18:55:46] elf has dealt freeboson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:37:21 is added to freeboson's clock.
[10/14/23 19:20:31] CompanionCube got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:25 towards level 83.
[10/14/23 19:29:46] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:45 towards level 84.
[10/14/23 20:25:45] Kurenai found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:45:10 towards level 72.
[10/14/23 20:40:12] V's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! V's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/23 21:17:54] dbx12 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:18 towards level 59.
[10/14/23 21:23:01] Wam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:03:09 towards level 73.
[10/14/23 22:57:50] Daikojun ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:48:54 from level 57.
[10/14/23 23:13:20] gegenschein slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! gegenschein's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/14/23 23:55:15] blobdog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:31:22 towards level 51.
[10/15/23 01:01:29] sparogy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:06 towards level 54.
[10/15/23 01:08:52] EddieT137 has dealt eroc1990 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:29:13 is added to eroc1990's clock.
[10/15/23 02:07:38] heisenbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! heisenbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/23 02:18:25] Zaratustra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:13:12 from level 70.
[10/15/23 02:22:41] The local wizard imbued CodeB's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CodeB's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/23 04:41:03] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:04 towards level 76.
[10/15/23 05:22:44] dodecahedron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:42 towards level 49.
[10/15/23 05:38:47] CompanionCube was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:30:27 from level 83.
[10/15/23 06:05:08] Tabmow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:13:28 towards level 71.
[10/15/23 06:56:07] nathan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:08 from level 50.
[10/15/23 07:55:04] BenDover found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:38:46 towards level 59.
[10/15/23 08:00:59] Omega was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:58:29 from level 75.
[10/15/23 08:21:32] hugga discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:13:08 towards level 70.
[10/15/23 09:00:23] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:21 towards level 77.
[10/15/23 09:35:17] eising was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:17 towards level 80.
[10/15/23 10:26:26] Notir got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:13:27 from level 73.
[10/15/23 11:02:59] Chuck tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:16:46 towards level 77.
[10/15/23 11:07:27] nawcom ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:05:23 from level 76.
[10/15/23 11:56:42] idleevil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:29:42 towards level 71.
[10/15/23 13:30:19] mordac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:23:42 towards level 78.
[10/15/23 14:15:23] Drin ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:11:11 from level 75.
[10/15/23 14:46:08] Tenorman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:32:25 towards level 72.
[10/15/23 15:03:24] jacquesssss hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:10 towards level 54.
[10/15/23 15:19:48] style was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:41:14 towards level 69.
[10/15/23 16:22:05] The local wizard imbued Drin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Drin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/23 16:45:29] canton7 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:21 towards level 77.
[10/15/23 16:52:12] pyre was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:39:09 towards level 83.
[10/15/23 16:53:52] BastelBot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:29:45 towards level 82.
[10/15/23 17:21:07] TimeWarp met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:29:05 from level 71.
[10/15/23 17:57:11] olsner bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:13 towards level 56.
[10/15/23 18:28:03] alephnull fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:08:48 from level 58.
[10/15/23 18:34:02] thornrag found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:37 towards level 77.
[10/15/23 19:13:00] KindOne has dealt Puff a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:13:44 is added to Puff's clock.
[10/15/23 19:59:01] Wam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:47:13 towards level 73.
[10/15/23 20:17:14] ToHellWithGA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:23:49 towards level 82.
[10/15/23 20:27:11] tswsl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:48:45 towards level 83.
[10/15/23 20:46:06] The local wizard imbued nawcom's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! nawcom's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/23 21:29:28] Kesdak's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kesdak's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/23 21:50:27] gusto bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:01 towards level 66.
[10/15/23 21:53:43] damyan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:20:52 towards level 76.
[10/15/23 22:02:24] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:27 towards level 71.
[10/15/23 22:38:47] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:05:52 towards level 76.
[10/15/23 22:49:01] jacquesssss found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:20:38 towards level 54.
[10/16/23 00:18:20] KindOne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:10 towards level 72.
[10/16/23 00:33:17] Garg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:20:25 towards level 55.
[10/16/23 00:39:55] sky spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sky's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/16/23 00:41:37] Acolarh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:29:55 towards level 83.
[10/16/23 00:44:38] idleevil was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:22:58 from level 71.
[10/16/23 02:15:22] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:41:43 towards level 79.
[10/16/23 02:33:26] eising was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:56 towards level 80.
[10/16/23 03:34:28] ToHellWithGA got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:11:01 from level 82.
[10/16/23 03:39:47] hax404 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:37:27 towards level 79.
[10/16/23 03:43:42] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:53:52 towards level 78.
[10/16/23 04:35:47] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:27 towards level 73.
[10/16/23 05:13:01] particleflux got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:55 towards level 57.
[10/16/23 05:13:22] VonToutCourt's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! VonToutCourt's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/16/23 05:15:43] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:49:46 towards level 77.
[10/16/23 05:42:02] LFC ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:28 from level 34.
[10/16/23 05:46:18] idleevil was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:22:52 towards level 71.
[10/16/23 06:23:05] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:11:55 from level 84.
[10/16/23 06:44:55] JigmeDatse bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:59:13 towards level 68.
[10/16/23 07:00:50] tswsl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:16:34 towards level 83.
[10/16/23 07:40:33] pyre gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:04:29 towards level 83.
[10/16/23 08:01:59] Lenny_ found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:04:05 towards level 69.
[10/16/23 08:20:42] boscage was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:36:19 from level 58.
[10/16/23 08:21:15] spex was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:40:42 from level 79.
[10/16/23 08:24:04] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:21:38 towards level 76.
[10/16/23 08:30:51] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:50:47 towards level 82.
[10/16/23 08:38:35] happymeal got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:51:05 towards level 56.
[10/16/23 09:21:20] noex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:46:09 towards level 65.
[10/16/23 09:36:09] Dupcyk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:11 towards level 12.
[10/16/23 09:55:05] jacquesssss was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:53:53 from level 54.
[10/16/23 11:13:31] t3chn0 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:28:53 from level 80.
[10/16/23 11:44:11] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:15:36 towards level 75.
[10/16/23 11:55:37] yNos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:26:47 towards level 75.
[10/16/23 13:19:54] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:17 towards level 79.
[10/16/23 14:32:05] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:00:16 towards level 85.
[10/16/23 14:40:34] RussellB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:06 towards level 79.
[10/16/23 15:40:24] Neil was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:36:25 from level 61.
[10/16/23 16:04:31] Wam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:11:43 from level 73.
[10/16/23 16:22:30] The local wizard imbued JigmeDatse's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! JigmeDatse's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/23 17:06:14] TimWolla was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:32 towards level 85.
[10/16/23 17:07:20] idleevil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:32:32 towards level 71.
[10/16/23 17:35:40] signofzeta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:56:08 towards level 74.
[10/16/23 17:38:38] Aksej found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:02:55 towards level 75.
[10/16/23 18:40:21] ahmubashshir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:49:59 towards level 67.
[10/16/23 19:50:54] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:18:35 towards level 70.
[10/16/23 20:09:14] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:31:03 towards level 79.
[10/16/23 20:30:31] The local wizard imbued _sh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! _sh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/23 20:52:18] Susumurata found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:55 towards level 54.
[10/16/23 21:20:24] GRIZZLYMAN found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:40:35 towards level 61.
[10/16/23 21:27:38] tswsl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:55:23 from level 83.
[10/16/23 21:47:59] Tangles caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:25:54 towards level 77.
[10/16/23 22:30:24] io found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:17 towards level 85.
[10/16/23 22:51:38] Cockatrice found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:59:22 towards level 70.
[10/17/23 00:07:02] idleneutral fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:13 from level 67.
[10/17/23 01:19:13] Destruia caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:54 towards level 76.
[10/17/23 02:47:16] Daikojun was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:26:15 from level 57.
[10/17/23 03:08:40] gusto was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:56 towards level 66.
[10/17/23 05:12:38] caeli was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:25:06 from level 83.
[10/17/23 05:23:52] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:44:26 towards level 72.
[10/17/23 05:51:10] bfft gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:28 towards level 62.
[10/17/23 05:57:51] OobSaco found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:42 towards level 46.
[10/17/23 06:15:25] MadMan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:08:00 towards level 73.
[10/17/23 06:54:22] \dev\ice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:53:15 towards level 64.
[10/17/23 07:40:31] Azah found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:25 towards level 36.
[10/17/23 07:58:20] megubyte found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:57 towards level 70.
[10/17/23 08:49:00] gegenschein tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:36 towards level 76.
[10/17/23 08:56:19] Tabmow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:27:04 towards level 71.
[10/17/23 09:33:59] BastelBot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:58:26 towards level 82.
[10/17/23 10:56:52] insidesources was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:30:39 from level 42.
[10/17/23 11:15:42] Dupcyk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:56 from level 18.
[10/17/23 11:39:48] kinus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:43:56 towards level 76.
[10/17/23 12:38:07] nathan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:57 towards level 50.
[10/17/23 13:08:54] insidesources burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! insidesources's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/23 13:35:09] ter0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:16 towards level 50.
[10/17/23 14:16:26] LFC was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:37 towards level 36.
[10/17/23 14:25:59] sparogy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:43:16 towards level 54.
[10/17/23 14:49:04] idleevil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:06:52 towards level 71.
[10/17/23 14:56:54] Lord255 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:03 towards level 82.
[10/17/23 15:31:08] Crazycatlady had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:59:46 towards level 81.
[10/17/23 15:55:41] particleflux was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:20:51 from level 57.
[10/17/23 16:01:46] bobvador found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:00:27 towards level 80.
[10/17/23 16:29:38] The local wizard imbued mzumquadrat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! mzumquadrat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/23 16:48:12] grangerstranger was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:15 towards level 36.
[10/17/23 17:32:13] Malvolio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Malvolio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/23 18:03:18] Zaratustra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:59:43 from level 70.
[10/17/23 19:36:46] VonToutCourt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:01:52 towards level 81.
[10/17/23 19:57:06] JigmeDatse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:30:59 towards level 68.
[10/17/23 20:19:45] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:21 towards level 71.
[10/17/23 21:26:20] Drkmirror got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:15 from level 45.
[10/17/23 21:59:34] sc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:06:28 towards level 86.
[10/17/23 22:39:20] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:22:47 towards level 70.
[10/17/23 22:54:48] olsner had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:05 towards level 56.
[10/17/23 23:23:07] grangerstranger's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! grangerstranger's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/23 23:38:26] Daikojun bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:13 towards level 57.
[10/17/23 23:39:44] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:48:19 towards level 72.
[10/18/23 00:02:49] gideonstar ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:46:40 from level 56.
[10/18/23 00:06:41] Tabmow's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Tabmow's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/18/23 00:11:27] idleevil ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:23:03 from level 71.
[10/18/23 00:27:49] Destruia ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:13:30 from level 76.
[10/18/23 00:46:13] vegadark reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! vegadark's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/23 00:58:18] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:23 towards level 85.
[10/18/23 01:12:40] scornn ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:24:55 from level 59.
[10/18/23 01:13:49] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:01:41 towards level 82.
[10/18/23 01:16:53] Lilith's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Lilith's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/23 01:39:59] CodeB was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:34:49 from level 61.
[10/18/23 02:30:23] Kachin was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:01:43 from level 77.
[10/18/23 02:43:32] LFC bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:28 towards level 36.
[10/18/23 02:45:42] nawcom was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:42:24 towards level 76.
[10/18/23 02:47:06] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:05 towards level 83.
[10/18/23 03:06:17] tsr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:29:38 towards level 77.
[10/18/23 03:13:54] tomhek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:22 towards level 80.
[10/18/23 03:16:19] ukleinek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:23:05 from level 77.
[10/18/23 03:23:56] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:52:14 towards level 81.
[10/18/23 03:26:54] CodeB met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:23:02 from level 61.
[10/18/23 03:34:20] shikhin was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:57:49 from level 81.
[10/18/23 03:54:27] d4n13L fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:32:00 from level 79.
[10/18/23 04:35:58] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:35 towards level 85.
[10/18/23 04:36:04] laama fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:45:55 from level 82.
[10/18/23 05:28:55] gendish bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:56 towards level 48.
[10/18/23 05:38:09] Pinkman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:36:41 towards level 75.
[10/18/23 05:52:09] nawcom tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:10:54 towards level 76.
[10/18/23 06:07:18] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:24:39 towards level 85.
[10/18/23 07:08:29] StalkR was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:56:19 from level 80.
[10/18/23 07:41:05] eising bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:15:55 towards level 81.
[10/18/23 07:42:53] washclof was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:20:10 from level 87.
[10/18/23 08:30:03] blabber was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:58:57 towards level 81.
[10/18/23 08:41:42] Koffa was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:30:05 from level 80.
[10/18/23 08:53:06] "\@_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:02:07 towards level 80.
[10/18/23 09:18:57] ZOTTA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:05:54 towards level 74.
[10/18/23 10:00:24] Crazycatlady tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:13:19 towards level 81.
[10/18/23 10:32:37] ToHellWithGA was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:16:33 from level 82.
[10/18/23 11:01:54] Kurenai was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:05:33 from level 72.
[10/18/23 11:54:56] cadfael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:07 towards level 75.
[10/18/23 13:08:52] soltys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:31:45 towards level 85.
[10/18/23 13:56:35] thatmint was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:11 towards level 63.
[10/18/23 14:33:56] Ankhers caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:59:28 towards level 75.
[10/18/23 15:06:27] alephnull got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:45:33 from level 58.
[10/18/23 15:59:53] tmberg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:14:38 from level 76.
[10/18/23 16:36:58] TheSilentLink ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:39:25 from level 72.
[10/18/23 16:38:04] gradator bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:15 towards level 80.
[10/18/23 17:03:23] tsr spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! tsr's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/18/23 17:04:05] kinus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:41:56 towards level 76.
[10/18/23 17:11:22] zifnab06 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:08:11 towards level 73.
[10/18/23 17:19:54] thatmint was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:54:54 from level 63.
[10/18/23 18:06:33] EddieT137 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:40:04 from level 74.
[10/18/23 19:25:08] tass caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:54 towards level 54.
[10/18/23 20:03:07] Forud's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Forud's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/23 20:04:38] yano caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:15:48 towards level 81.
[10/18/23 20:17:41] Techman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:01:13 towards level 86.
[10/18/23 20:35:03] allo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:11 towards level 81.
[10/18/23 20:54:26] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:42 towards level 71.
[10/18/23 20:57:39] cadfael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:20 towards level 75.
[10/18/23 21:10:25] blabber's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! blabber's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/23 21:25:47] Zaratustra's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Zaratustra's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/23 21:43:34] CornFly spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! CornFly's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/18/23 22:27:01] canton7 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:17 towards level 77.
[10/18/23 23:07:08] Fehu ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:18:32 from level 75.
[10/18/23 23:11:06] CompanionCube found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:56:17 towards level 83.
[10/19/23 00:32:12] DontEvenPeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:09:04 towards level 62.
[10/19/23 01:45:59] SirNeo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:55:14 towards level 65.
[10/19/23 02:52:07] vegadark was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 09:23:59 from level 85.
[10/19/23 03:06:38] eroc1990 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:42 towards level 60.
[10/19/23 03:11:24] MetaNova got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:47:17 towards level 79.
[10/19/23 03:21:02] anarcat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:48 towards level 83.
[10/19/23 03:40:37] blabber found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:40:22 towards level 81.
[10/19/23 05:10:54] boscage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:31 towards level 58.
[10/19/23 05:17:19] nawcom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:39:54 towards level 76.
[10/19/23 05:56:28] Notir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:53:56 towards level 73.
[10/19/23 06:04:12] sky was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:05:15 from level 80.
[10/19/23 06:42:18] _sh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:01:27 towards level 85.
[10/19/23 07:58:22] noex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:19:04 towards level 65.
[10/19/23 07:58:49] tmberg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:15:44 from level 76.
[10/19/23 07:59:19] Nysdar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:57 towards level 73.
[10/19/23 09:29:15] roosterphant was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:01:22 from level 47.
[10/19/23 09:35:22] style had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:35:44 towards level 69.
[10/19/23 11:23:09] mordac's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! mordac's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/19/23 11:52:37] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:29 towards level 72.
[10/19/23 11:53:52] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:07 towards level 86.
[10/19/23 12:06:41] gideonstar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:26 towards level 56.
[10/19/23 12:38:24] ZOTTA met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:39:43 from level 74.
[10/19/23 12:50:38] Gorek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:16:48 from level 82.
[10/19/23 12:53:09] particleflux bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:47:42 towards level 57.
[10/19/23 13:11:28] yNos fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:21:24 from level 75.
[10/19/23 13:24:04] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:48:35 towards level 73.
[10/19/23 13:58:54] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:50 towards level 80.
[10/19/23 14:33:27] Celediel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:04:20 from level 49.
[10/19/23 14:41:08] "\@_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:45 towards level 80.
[10/19/23 15:29:43] boscage had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:44 towards level 58.
[10/19/23 17:35:22] SirNeo ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:12:57 from level 65.
[10/19/23 17:41:42] DontEvenPeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:26:59 towards level 62.
[10/19/23 17:45:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on allo's tunic! allo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/23 18:01:31] noex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:37:35 towards level 65.
[10/19/23 18:47:17] Ungoliant was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:24:30 from level 71.
[10/19/23 19:06:12] hdm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:35:29 from level 86.
[10/19/23 19:17:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on JigmeDatse's tunic! JigmeDatse's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/23 19:18:39] canton7 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:07:51 towards level 78.
[10/19/23 20:27:02] washclof had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:15:39 towards level 87.
[10/19/23 20:43:06] thatmint was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:32 towards level 63.
[10/19/23 21:02:13] gegenschein reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gegenschein's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/23 21:34:51] thatmint tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:11 towards level 63.
[10/19/23 23:06:00] Acolarh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:22:25 towards level 83.
[10/19/23 23:26:26] Susumurata was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:16:36 from level 54.
[10/19/23 23:46:12] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:35 towards level 79.
[10/20/23 00:31:47] JackyB was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:22:08 from level 63.
[10/20/23 00:55:17] particleflux found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:04 towards level 57.
[10/20/23 01:30:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Wam's tunic! Wam's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/23 01:34:03] thornrag was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:08:36 from level 78.
[10/20/23 01:42:46] Jens was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:39 from level 71.
[10/20/23 01:53:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on blabber's tunic! blabber's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/23 02:04:39] The local wizard imbued bsleep's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bsleep's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/23 02:59:09] sparogy was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:49:55 from level 54.
[10/20/23 03:00:12] Cirdan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:37 towards level 82.
[10/20/23 03:31:35] Yarosh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:03:15 from level 77.
[10/20/23 03:49:36] Gangsterish discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:02 towards level 57.
[10/20/23 04:02:45] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:40:18 towards level 77.
[10/20/23 04:36:59] adamus1red's charm ate a bolt of lightning! adamus1red's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/23 04:55:03] Affliction's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Affliction's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/23 05:03:56] Nuae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:35 towards level 69.
[10/20/23 05:04:05] gradator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:55:48 towards level 81.
[10/20/23 05:21:33] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:03:27 towards level 81.
[10/20/23 06:16:43] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:32:50 towards level 85.
[10/20/23 07:11:49] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:38:10 towards level 77.
[10/20/23 07:33:19] mzumquadrat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:57 towards level 53.
[10/20/23 07:39:42] yNos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:15 towards level 75.
[10/20/23 08:51:34] The local wizard imbued Bolded's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Bolded's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/23 08:53:20] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:11 towards level 77.
[10/20/23 08:55:20] Tabmow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:31:05 towards level 71.
[10/20/23 10:31:06] The local wizard imbued caeli's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! caeli's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/23 10:41:49] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:20:47 towards level 82.
[10/20/23 11:00:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Destruia's tunic! Destruia's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/23 11:39:42] CompanionCube found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:43 towards level 83.
[10/20/23 12:20:12] VonToutCourt hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:09 towards level 81.
[10/20/23 12:31:16] Kritzefitz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:11:01 towards level 77.
[10/20/23 13:39:46] el found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:52:09 towards level 79.
[10/20/23 15:47:27] allo was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:49:47 from level 82.
[10/20/23 15:53:10] gradator fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:40:01 from level 81.
[10/20/23 16:02:18] ter0 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:43:17 towards level 51.
[10/20/23 16:08:50] hiod slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hiod's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/20/23 17:13:57] bg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:37:39 from level 82.
[10/20/23 17:39:27] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:43:02 towards level 74.
[10/20/23 18:11:28] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:08:29 towards level 80.
[10/20/23 19:30:56] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:52:31 towards level 83.
[10/20/23 19:33:45] Daikojun was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:36 from level 57.
[10/20/23 19:52:59] BenDover was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:33:24 from level 59.
[10/20/23 19:56:27] Techman was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:38:16 from level 86.
[10/20/23 21:40:25] yNos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:39 towards level 75.
[10/20/23 22:44:25] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:27:23 towards level 82.
[10/20/23 23:51:50] Abe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:16 from level 71.
[10/20/23 23:54:29] Lnk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:46:05 towards level 88.
[10/21/23 01:11:51] V had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:37:57 towards level 82.
[10/21/23 03:18:31] Gorek slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Gorek's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/23 04:12:49] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:50:38 towards level 78.
[10/21/23 05:33:12] randalth0r hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:11 towards level 38.
[10/21/23 06:14:42] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:44 towards level 82.
[10/21/23 06:30:52] adamus1red gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:55:50 towards level 79.
[10/21/23 07:07:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MELOONi's tunic! MELOONi's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/23 07:13:20] BenDover was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:46:03 towards level 59.
[10/21/23 07:57:02] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:27:33 towards level 79.
[10/21/23 08:11:05] ToHellWithGA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:45:09 towards level 82.
[10/21/23 08:39:24] happymeal discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:26:51 towards level 56.
[10/21/23 08:40:57] Kachin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:52:00 towards level 77.
[10/21/23 08:42:09] \dev\ice has dealt Puff a Critical Strike! 10 days, 18:19:30 is added to Puff's clock.
[10/21/23 10:26:30] dodecahedron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:14 towards level 50.
[10/21/23 11:05:48] adamus1red found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:58:55 towards level 79.
[10/21/23 11:38:51] sam was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:36:49 from level 77.
[10/21/23 11:39:36] ter0 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ter0's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/23 11:43:58] StalkR bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:06:52 towards level 80.
[10/21/23 11:45:28] sparogy fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:08:14 from level 54.
[10/21/23 11:57:57] Gangsterish found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:46 towards level 57.
[10/21/23 12:59:30] Drkmirror was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:49 towards level 46.
[10/21/23 13:26:30] alexlehm has dealt cadfael a Critical Strike! 24 days, 09:00:02 is added to cadfael's clock.
[10/21/23 13:34:14] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:17:56 towards level 86.
[10/21/23 14:04:48] happymeal was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:34 towards level 56.
[10/21/23 14:24:28] Stevland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:48:10 towards level 75.
[10/21/23 14:36:27] Lilith tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:39 towards level 50.
[10/21/23 14:55:06] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:59:33 towards level 77.
[10/21/23 15:29:55] The local wizard imbued d4n13L's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! d4n13L's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/23 16:03:36] Bahhumbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:48:25 towards level 59.
[10/21/23 17:00:00] Lenny_'s shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Lenny_'s shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/23 17:55:48] The local wizard imbued ToHellWithGA's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ToHellWithGA's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/23 18:09:19] kptr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:25:53 towards level 81.
[10/21/23 18:29:12] Forud reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Forud's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/23 18:30:51] idleevil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:31:46 towards level 71.
[10/21/23 18:57:48] tass was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:46:26 towards level 55.
[10/21/23 19:09:39] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:41:13 towards level 82.
[10/21/23 19:48:12] Ecko found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:13:56 towards level 76.
[10/21/23 20:01:24] boscage was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:34 from level 58.
[10/21/23 21:07:03] bobvador found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:28:06 towards level 80.
[10/21/23 21:53:28] bookworm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 13:02:35 from level 74.
[10/21/23 22:08:55] particleflux found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:07 towards level 57.
[10/21/23 22:38:28] signofzeta's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! signofzeta's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/23 23:15:02] tmberg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:42:47 from level 76.
[10/21/23 23:27:15] CodeB fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:33:00 from level 61.
[10/22/23 00:29:44] hdm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:13:52 from level 86.
[10/22/23 00:34:03] Crazycatlady had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:34:35 towards level 81.
[10/22/23 00:41:22] V ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:42:38 from level 82.
[10/22/23 01:27:50] sparogy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:55 towards level 54.
[10/22/23 02:06:10] Chuck found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:24:58 towards level 77.
[10/22/23 02:35:02] insidesources was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:49 towards level 42.
[10/22/23 02:47:59] particleflux caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:41 towards level 57.
[10/22/23 02:49:36] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:04:45 towards level 79.
[10/22/23 03:00:05] StalkR reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! StalkR's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/23 03:18:28] EddieT137 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:21:01 towards level 74.
[10/22/23 04:01:13] jayvee found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:00 towards level 78.
[10/22/23 04:32:48] Faradome was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:54:52 towards level 63.
[10/22/23 05:57:27] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:14:09 towards level 72.
[10/22/23 06:33:02] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:35 towards level 71.
[10/22/23 07:43:36] u4ia walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:29 from level 48.
[10/22/23 07:45:00] Lnk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:30:48 towards level 88.
[10/22/23 07:49:10] alephnull reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! alephnull's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/23 08:10:00] happymeal reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! happymeal's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/23 08:30:27] hdm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:02 towards level 86.
[10/22/23 08:41:05] Finley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:05 towards level 65.
[10/22/23 09:20:51] particleflux caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:02 towards level 57.
[10/22/23 09:58:26] Destruia caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:05 towards level 76.
[10/22/23 10:33:10] kzootech was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:45 towards level 70.
[10/22/23 10:34:31] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:27 towards level 81.
[10/22/23 12:28:54] Thorael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:22 towards level 78.
[10/22/23 12:59:40] sparogy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:21 towards level 54.
[10/22/23 13:02:05] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:30:45 towards level 82.
[10/22/23 13:26:14] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:39:27 towards level 84.
[10/22/23 13:55:54] yNos burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! yNos's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/22/23 14:13:54] bobvador bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:56:59 towards level 80.
[10/22/23 14:45:46] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:37:59 towards level 74.
[10/22/23 15:05:15] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:36 towards level 78.
[10/22/23 15:12:11] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:47:19 towards level 78.
[10/22/23 17:06:24] Tabmow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:25 towards level 71.
[10/22/23 17:53:44] TheSilentLink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:12 towards level 72.
[10/22/23 18:09:21] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:00 towards level 83.
[10/22/23 19:52:12] zifnab06 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:49:06 towards level 73.
[10/22/23 20:29:09] CompanionCube got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:03:38 towards level 84.
[10/22/23 20:29:45] io walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:24:11 from level 85.
[10/22/23 20:34:37] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:01:43 from level 80.
[10/22/23 23:10:24] EddieT137 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! EddieT137's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/22/23 23:16:07] Tenedos met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:28 from level 70.
[10/22/23 23:19:07] Silvanus_Betrium found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:45 towards level 73.
[10/23/23 00:14:54] Asara tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:08:43 towards level 83.
[10/23/23 01:03:25] mordac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:27 towards level 78.
[10/23/23 01:16:49] Ankhers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:01:57 towards level 75.
[10/23/23 01:20:32] cadfael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 02:47:07 towards level 76.
[10/23/23 02:18:42] Kurenai bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:55 towards level 72.
[10/23/23 02:35:15] tass found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:42 towards level 55.
[10/23/23 02:50:54] Thorael met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:18:49 from level 79.
[10/23/23 03:50:08] Nysdar burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Nysdar's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/23 03:55:57] CodeB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:13:56 towards level 61.
[10/23/23 04:04:11] CodeGeek's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! CodeGeek's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/23 04:12:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sparogy's tunic! sparogy's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/23 04:17:22] Bluedog fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:29:11 from level 75.
[10/23/23 05:27:05] thatmint hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:23:49 towards level 64.
[10/23/23 05:58:16] The local wizard imbued MELOONi's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! MELOONi's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/23 06:12:05] \dev\ice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:06:23 towards level 64.
[10/23/23 06:17:54] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:31 towards level 85.
[10/23/23 07:41:49] aqsd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:35:00 towards level 78.
[10/23/23 08:05:29] elf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:17 from level 85.
[10/23/23 09:09:28] Ankhers reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ankhers's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/23 10:18:48] sparogy fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:42 from level 54.
[10/23/23 10:52:55] Xenthys was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:12:46 from level 61.
[10/23/23 11:14:04] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:18:32 towards level 81.
[10/23/23 11:24:21] grangerstranger caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:22 towards level 39.
[10/23/23 11:36:06] alexlehm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:27:27 towards level 60.
[10/23/23 12:01:37] Mat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:00 towards level 60.
[10/23/23 12:57:26] anarcat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:26:45 from level 84.
[10/23/23 13:38:47] apb was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:59:31 from level 78.
[10/23/23 14:02:53] ZOTTA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:55:09 towards level 74.
[10/23/23 14:25:07] cadfael was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 10:56:45 from level 76.
[10/23/23 15:04:13] EddieT137 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:48 towards level 74.
[10/23/23 15:04:46] The local wizard imbued Theleveler's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Theleveler's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/23 15:11:18] The local wizard imbued Wolf's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wolf's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/23 15:18:13] CompanionCube was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:06:56 towards level 84.
[10/23/23 15:44:44] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:16:49 towards level 86.
[10/23/23 16:30:16] Techman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:49:49 towards level 86.
[10/23/23 17:20:35] Faradome had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:33:48 towards level 63.
[10/23/23 19:28:35] Kritzefitz was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:14:54 from level 77.
[10/23/23 19:32:18] bfft got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:51:43 from level 63.
[10/23/23 21:06:27] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:14:55 towards level 85.
[10/23/23 21:24:10] gideonstar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:02:39 from level 57.
[10/23/23 22:13:40] Kurenai fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:29:24 from level 72.
[10/23/23 23:30:25] soltys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:21:49 towards level 85.
[10/24/23 00:26:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tmberg's tunic! tmberg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/23 01:27:45] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:49:08 towards level 74.
[10/24/23 02:22:12] style bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:30 towards level 69.
[10/24/23 03:10:40] ToHellWithGA was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:06:23 from level 82.
[10/24/23 03:22:55] scumola met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:15 from level 77.
[10/24/23 04:02:54] Chuck discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:24:20 towards level 77.
[10/24/23 04:39:03] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:30:07 towards level 83.
[10/24/23 04:39:51] MetaNova was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:51:32 from level 79.
[10/24/23 04:56:39] Ankhers hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:14:58 towards level 75.
[10/24/23 05:48:39] CodeGeek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:23:42 from level 82.
[10/24/23 06:57:09] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:48:27 towards level 79.
[10/24/23 07:19:21] Kritzefitz's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kritzefitz's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/23 08:02:40] Susumurata hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:35:08 towards level 55.
[10/24/23 08:23:30] Lord255 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:00:32 from level 83.
[10/24/23 08:56:13] Tangles discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:02:56 towards level 77.
[10/24/23 09:16:51] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:09:56 towards level 83.
[10/24/23 09:54:33] tomhek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:48 towards level 80.
[10/24/23 09:55:33] Lord255 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:22:15 towards level 83.
[10/24/23 10:06:27] ukleinek has dealt pyre a Critical Strike! 7 days, 21:05:43 is added to pyre's clock.
[10/24/23 10:23:34] MetaNova's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MetaNova's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/23 10:59:18] olsner caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:11:58 towards level 57.
[10/24/23 11:00:03] bg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:15:05 from level 82.
[10/24/23 11:04:46] ToHellWithGA spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ToHellWithGA's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/24/23 11:08:14] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:25:47 towards level 78.
[10/24/23 11:27:15] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/23 11:36:48] caeli met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:10:24 from level 83.
[10/24/23 11:49:54] Tangles burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Tangles's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/24/23 12:14:05] insidesources had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:06 towards level 43.
[10/24/23 12:18:06] Tenorman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:23:30 towards level 72.
[10/24/23 12:37:32] The local wizard imbued Techman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Techman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/23 13:35:48] \dev\ice found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:33 towards level 64.
[10/24/23 13:48:28] boscage was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:37 towards level 58.
[10/24/23 13:49:13] unicron was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:19:35 from level 71.
[10/24/23 15:57:03] talisein found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:20:57 towards level 75.
[10/24/23 16:12:55] Carl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:02:09 towards level 79.
[10/24/23 17:46:12] randalth0r had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:12 towards level 40.
[10/24/23 18:09:26] pyre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:49:33 towards level 83.
[10/24/23 18:33:37] aqsd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:38 towards level 78.
[10/24/23 19:51:31] happymeal walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:23:30 from level 56.
[10/24/23 19:59:05] o_be_one reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! o_be_one's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/23 20:23:32] psycho was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:10 from level 47.
[10/24/23 20:54:24] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:43 towards level 85.
[10/24/23 21:25:17] Cirdan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:08:17 towards level 82.
[10/24/23 21:41:03] Kurenai was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:08:33 from level 72.
[10/24/23 21:44:40] Nysdar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:41:15 towards level 74.
[10/24/23 22:13:03] Celediel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:19 towards level 50.
[10/24/23 22:18:44] CompanionCube got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:20:11 towards level 84.
[10/24/23 22:39:34] The local wizard imbued Cockatrice's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Cockatrice's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/23 00:02:27] el was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:02:17 towards level 79.
[10/25/23 01:03:09] canton7 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:09:17 towards level 78.
[10/25/23 01:10:07] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:25:35 towards level 86.
[10/25/23 01:50:00] JigmeDatse bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:41:33 towards level 68.
[10/25/23 01:57:05] Alasdair discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:45 towards level 26.
[10/25/23 03:18:18] Wam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:53 towards level 73.
[10/25/23 04:41:18] Alasdair's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Alasdair's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/23 04:56:10] Faradome was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:41:34 towards level 63.
[10/25/23 05:10:43] JigmeDatse fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:40:48 from level 68.
[10/25/23 06:27:23] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:35 towards level 77.
[10/25/23 06:58:37] psycho found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:28 towards level 47.
[10/25/23 07:38:32] Cirdan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:08 towards level 82.
[10/25/23 07:39:26] The local wizard imbued Lnk's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Lnk's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/23 08:33:15] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:57 towards level 86.
[10/25/23 08:39:35] "\@_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:49 towards level 80.
[10/25/23 09:03:07] Koffa walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:45:41 from level 81.
[10/25/23 09:10:48] Minus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:33:57 towards level 73.
[10/25/23 09:11:06] dyvonna was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:20:41 from level 76.
[10/25/23 09:26:19] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:16:43 towards level 82.
[10/25/23 09:38:40] spex was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:42:46 from level 79.
[10/25/23 10:01:45] sparogy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:12 towards level 55.
[10/25/23 10:47:19] Tangles caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:50:11 towards level 77.
[10/25/23 11:07:18] ToHellWithGA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:41:48 towards level 82.
[10/25/23 11:27:02] ZOTTA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:15:52 towards level 74.
[10/25/23 11:59:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on spex's tunic! spex's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/23 13:29:37] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:46 towards level 61.
[10/25/23 15:18:45] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:47:29 towards level 71.
[10/25/23 15:19:52] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:38:56 towards level 79.
[10/25/23 15:24:04] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:48:49 towards level 79.
[10/25/23 15:54:31] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:58 towards level 78.
[10/25/23 16:42:12] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:57 towards level 82.
[10/25/23 17:08:28] Bolded was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:34:10 from level 76.
[10/25/23 17:14:18] Lilith was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:21 from level 50.
[10/25/23 17:22:14] blobdog ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:18:31 from level 52.
[10/25/23 17:31:46] gradator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:38:18 towards level 81.
[10/25/23 17:42:16] TimeWarp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:29:05 towards level 71.
[10/25/23 18:35:17] spex was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:35:01 from level 79.
[10/25/23 19:16:09] ZOTTA's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ZOTTA's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/23 20:22:54] The local wizard imbued solarsparq's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! solarsparq's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/23 20:52:34] wowbagger ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:38:19 from level 57.
[10/25/23 21:16:23] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:49:17 towards level 75.
[10/25/23 21:32:04] bobvador burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bobvador's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/25/23 21:48:07] kenyon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:26 from level 82.
[10/25/23 21:59:43] Rayke gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:26 towards level 41.
[10/25/23 22:04:24] Kurenai was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:39:11 from level 72.
[10/25/23 22:14:35] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:55:20 towards level 74.
[10/25/23 22:57:12] kzootech found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:14:50 towards level 71.
[10/25/23 23:16:02] Xenthys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:56:20 towards level 61.
[10/25/23 23:26:28] StalkR had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:49:24 towards level 80.
[10/25/23 23:32:51] CodeB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:56:09 towards level 61.
[10/26/23 00:14:34] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:21:50 towards level 78.
[10/26/23 00:32:14] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:31:20 towards level 72.
[10/26/23 00:55:22] Neil was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:34 towards level 61.
[10/26/23 01:24:08] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:49:10 towards level 86.
[10/26/23 01:26:30] Nuae ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:32:46 from level 70.
[10/26/23 01:54:51] Silvanus_Betrium was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:47:18 towards level 74.
[10/26/23 01:59:49] damyan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:53:09 towards level 76.
[10/26/23 02:06:59] Acolarh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:09:00 towards level 83.
[10/26/23 02:08:57] idleevil was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:39:41 towards level 71.
[10/26/23 02:17:17] The local wizard imbued ukleinek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ukleinek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/23 02:32:11] dwfreed found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:27 towards level 83.
[10/26/23 02:45:50] KindOne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 15:56:12 towards level 73.
[10/26/23 03:17:09] V was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:49:44 towards level 82.
[10/26/23 03:49:47] kenyon fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:34 from level 82.
[10/26/23 03:50:35] mordac was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:09:29 from level 78.
[10/26/23 03:54:12] slim walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:02:56 from level 70.
[10/26/23 04:29:26] freeboson's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! freeboson's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/23 05:35:12] Faradome reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Faradome's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/23 06:51:06] thornrag had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:25:34 towards level 78.
[10/26/23 06:52:52] scumola was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:49 towards level 77.
[10/26/23 07:15:06] sc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:01:47 towards level 86.
[10/26/23 07:25:12] Lnk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:19:11 towards level 88.
[10/26/23 07:32:25] RussellB walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:37:23 from level 79.
[10/26/23 07:53:12] pfoley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:09:24 towards level 75.
[10/26/23 08:06:42] dbx12 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:52:20 towards level 60.
[10/26/23 08:19:57] gegenschein met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:56:37 from level 77.
[10/26/23 08:52:11] Garg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:32:45 towards level 55.
[10/26/23 09:21:15] pyre was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:20:03 from level 83.
[10/26/23 09:39:35] dwfreed bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:51 towards level 83.
[10/26/23 10:00:51] Acolarh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:12:14 towards level 83.
[10/26/23 10:31:40] pvac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:33 towards level 29.
[10/26/23 10:41:03] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:12 towards level 80.
[10/26/23 11:35:12] Kachin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:51:26 towards level 77.
[10/26/23 11:52:27] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:46:08 towards level 81.
[10/26/23 12:23:41] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:02:51 towards level 80.
[10/26/23 12:36:50] ChowderKeg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:08 towards level 84.
[10/26/23 13:47:50] scumola was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:06 from level 77.
[10/26/23 14:00:50] rawgreaze was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:30:00 towards level 74.
[10/26/23 14:20:35] Puff gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:18:46 towards level 80.
[10/26/23 15:12:44] boscage spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! boscage's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/26/23 16:00:57] TimWolla hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:36:56 towards level 86.
[10/26/23 16:57:26] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:51:02 from level 86.
[10/26/23 16:59:35] shikhin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:30 towards level 81.
[10/26/23 17:54:59] Daikojun was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:39:16 towards level 58.
[10/26/23 18:51:06] tomhek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:35:05 towards level 81.
[10/26/23 18:54:34] Nysdar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:55:10 from level 74.
[10/26/23 19:16:27] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:58:23 towards level 75.
[10/26/23 19:23:43] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:01:33 towards level 78.
[10/26/23 19:57:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on eising's tunic! eising's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/23 20:11:59] The local wizard imbued Xenthys's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Xenthys's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/23 20:33:45] aqsd's charm ate a bolt of lightning! aqsd's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/23 20:43:53] CodeGeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:17:04 towards level 82.
[10/26/23 21:01:58] ColonelPanic001 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ColonelPanic001's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/26/23 21:23:39] damyan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:33 towards level 76.
[10/26/23 21:42:12] SirNeo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:44 towards level 65.
[10/26/23 21:56:52] tmberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:24 towards level 76.
[10/26/23 22:37:10] JackyB was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:36:30 from level 63.
[10/26/23 22:49:22] tmberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:55:56 from level 76.
[10/26/23 22:51:13] freeboson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:06:20 towards level 79.
[10/26/23 23:10:18] Mat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:25:09 towards level 61.
[10/26/23 23:55:01] The local wizard imbued dodecahedron's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dodecahedron's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/23 00:14:18] grangerstranger ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:52 from level 41.
[10/27/23 00:30:24] Tenedos was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:22:58 from level 71.
[10/27/23 01:44:45] GRIZZLYMAN was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:15:17 from level 61.
[10/27/23 01:59:52] Nysdar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:07:15 towards level 74.
[10/27/23 02:15:29] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:28:01 towards level 71.
[10/27/23 03:01:51] alephnull had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:39 towards level 58.
[10/27/23 03:04:54] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:28 towards level 86.
[10/27/23 03:09:07] CodeB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:12:36 towards level 61.
[10/27/23 03:10:41] blobdog got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:42:26 from level 52.
[10/27/23 03:50:03] gusto reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gusto's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/23 03:55:22] Arisha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:45 towards level 4.
[10/27/23 04:22:15] nawcom was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:15:06 towards level 76.
[10/27/23 04:35:57] wowbagger hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:40 towards level 57.
[10/27/23 04:58:07] V found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:12 towards level 82.
[10/27/23 05:18:17] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:53:10 towards level 79.
[10/27/23 05:28:23] KindOne was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 12:54:17 from level 73.
[10/27/23 05:40:47] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:45:55 towards level 76.
[10/27/23 06:03:56] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:34 towards level 84.
[10/27/23 06:22:10] Acolarh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:03:45 towards level 83.
[10/27/23 06:47:28] DontEvenPeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:48 towards level 62.
[10/27/23 07:41:30] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:06:29 towards level 77.
[10/27/23 08:11:51] ahmubashshir was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:24:50 from level 67.
[10/27/23 09:15:32] Garg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:36:32 from level 55.
[10/27/23 09:39:44] tass found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:56:39 towards level 55.
[10/27/23 09:49:13] Tangles ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:03:39 from level 77.
[10/27/23 10:06:29] philipp__ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:06 towards level 48.
[10/27/23 10:30:59] canton7 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:03:39 from level 78.
[10/27/23 11:56:34] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:32 towards level 82.
[10/27/23 12:28:09] Techman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:27:46 towards level 86.
[10/27/23 12:32:31] insidesources found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:39 towards level 44.
[10/27/23 13:27:20] Lord255 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:36 towards level 83.
[10/27/23 13:45:53] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:13:49 towards level 79.
[10/27/23 14:00:02] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:08:15 towards level 79.
[10/27/23 15:12:39] dodecahedron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:10:28 from level 51.
[10/27/23 16:28:20] Affliction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:55:26 towards level 79.
[10/27/23 18:05:14] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:52:37 towards level 75.
[10/27/23 18:34:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cadfael's tunic! cadfael's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/23 19:20:17] Stevland bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:12 towards level 75.
[10/27/23 20:29:45] soltys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:32:59 towards level 85.
[10/27/23 20:32:19] Rayke was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:37:50 from level 42.
[10/27/23 20:35:11] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:09 towards level 86.
[10/27/23 20:41:48] el was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:52:50 towards level 79.
[10/27/23 21:32:46] jfcaron spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jfcaron's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/27/23 21:51:29] gusto was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:22:27 from level 67.
[10/27/23 22:38:22] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:51 towards level 80.
[10/27/23 22:56:50] Techman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:51 towards level 86.
[10/27/23 23:06:58] tsr ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:42:20 from level 77.
[10/27/23 23:39:33] Kritzefitz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:24 towards level 77.
[10/28/23 00:43:41] boscage ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:36:49 from level 59.
[10/28/23 00:48:11] sky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:01:41 towards level 80.
[10/28/23 01:55:36] Ankhers was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:15:46 from level 75.
[10/28/23 03:09:57] style slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! style's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/28/23 03:55:40] dbx12 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! dbx12's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/28/23 04:04:18] Khorne's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Khorne's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/23 04:34:56] Matthew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:30:07 from level 61.
[10/28/23 05:24:41] jacquesssss was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:43 towards level 54.
[10/28/23 06:48:27] Sombra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:19:06 towards level 82.
[10/28/23 06:53:59] jaxson's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jaxson's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/23 06:54:26] EddieT137 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:03:23 from level 75.
[10/28/23 07:50:01] StalkR was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:50 towards level 80.
[10/28/23 07:52:13] The local wizard imbued nathan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! nathan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/23 08:23:57] Dan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:07:54 from level 61.
[10/28/23 08:25:52] "\@_ spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! "\@_'s tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/28/23 08:47:34] allo ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:15:05 from level 82.
[10/28/23 08:48:29] Nuae was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:29:51 from level 70.
[10/28/23 08:55:10] Tabmow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:22 towards level 71.
[10/28/23 09:55:39] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:59:37 towards level 86.
[10/28/23 09:55:54] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:33:54 towards level 75.
[10/28/23 10:37:50] aqsd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:53 towards level 78.
[10/28/23 11:32:33] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:39:26 towards level 86.
[10/28/23 12:23:25] Silvanus_Betrium reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Silvanus_Betrium's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/23 13:02:48] OobSaco found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:34 towards level 48.
[10/28/23 13:45:33] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:14:25 towards level 78.
[10/28/23 13:58:22] Mat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:11:03 towards level 61.
[10/28/23 14:42:14] The local wizard imbued hax404's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hax404's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/23 14:45:47] SirNeo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:31:59 from level 65.
[10/28/23 15:32:14] happymeal was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:06:06 towards level 57.
[10/28/23 15:37:21] Wam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:27:00 towards level 73.
[10/28/23 16:54:30] zifnab06 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:43:03 from level 73.
[10/28/23 17:02:02] gideonstar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:58:10 towards level 57.
[10/28/23 17:36:46] Notir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:26:26 towards level 73.
[10/28/23 17:42:06] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:16:16 from level 61.
[10/28/23 18:25:31] MetaNova found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:04:45 towards level 79.
[10/28/23 19:08:31] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:48 towards level 75.
[10/28/23 19:40:11] JackyB was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:53:13 from level 63.
[10/28/23 20:24:28] Affliction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:10:45 towards level 79.
[10/28/23 20:40:29] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:49:43 towards level 77.
[10/28/23 20:40:47] ledregion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:11 towards level 29.
[10/28/23 21:14:52] Drkmirror met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:34:17 from level 47.
[10/28/23 22:06:50] grangerstranger gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:50 towards level 41.
[10/28/23 22:24:39] Sario found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:56:36 towards level 68.
[10/29/23 00:33:34] Notir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:31 towards level 73.
[10/29/23 00:41:51] scumola found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:06:40 towards level 78.
[10/29/23 00:43:15] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:39:13 towards level 75.
[10/29/23 01:27:14] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:01:38 towards level 82.
[10/29/23 01:50:38] psycho discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:01 towards level 48.
[10/29/23 03:08:25] The local wizard imbued drahthaar's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! drahthaar's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/23 03:26:49] jacquesssss ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:04:20 from level 55.
[10/29/23 03:31:32] spex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:14:59 towards level 79.
[10/29/23 03:35:36] misha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:07 towards level 85.
[10/29/23 03:41:08] grangerstranger discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:47 towards level 41.
[10/29/23 03:56:24] gendish was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:31:28 from level 49.
[10/29/23 04:58:27] freeboson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:14:15 towards level 79.
[10/29/23 04:59:45] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:32:46 towards level 85.
[10/29/23 05:40:44] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:05:38 towards level 78.
[10/29/23 05:42:29] o_be_one got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:15 towards level 40.
[10/29/23 05:50:21] scumola bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:31:03 towards level 78.
[10/29/23 06:22:44] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:29:16 towards level 71.
[10/29/23 06:47:20] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:38 towards level 85.
[10/29/23 07:21:40] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:34:08 towards level 73.
[10/29/23 08:10:24] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:55:26 towards level 71.
[10/29/23 08:36:27] Aksej's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Aksej's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/23 09:07:07] MetaNova had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:42:58 towards level 79.
[10/29/23 09:13:17] ter0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:59 towards level 51.
[10/29/23 09:20:24] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:09:28 towards level 79.
[10/29/23 10:31:04] shikhin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:25:29 towards level 82.
[10/29/23 10:47:25] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:08:07 towards level 71.
[10/29/23 11:12:17] Drin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:25:57 from level 75.
[10/29/23 11:44:12] Rayke's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Rayke's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/23 12:06:11] HeavyPodda's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! HeavyPodda's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/29/23 14:11:30] Nysdar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:55:50 towards level 74.
[10/29/23 14:26:15] Kritzefitz was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:59:21 from level 77.
[10/29/23 15:37:01] scornn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:00:23 towards level 60.
[10/29/23 17:32:31] TimWolla was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:07:36 from level 86.
[10/29/23 17:47:46] DontEvenPeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:23:22 towards level 63.
[10/29/23 19:28:41] dbx12 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:49:12 towards level 60.
[10/29/23 19:35:36] tswsl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:16 towards level 83.
[10/29/23 20:43:26] Ecko has dealt kzootech a Critical Strike! 7 days, 05:01:33 is added to kzootech's clock.
[10/29/23 21:23:17] MELOONi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:14:28 towards level 76.
[10/29/23 21:57:39] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:45:41 from level 86.
[10/29/23 22:42:37] Bolded walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:48:39 from level 76.
[10/30/23 00:11:08] psycho walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:53 from level 48.
[10/30/23 02:47:31] blabber ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:20:38 from level 81.
[10/30/23 03:21:21] Sario was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:39 from level 68.
[10/30/23 03:23:39] Wolf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:27:37 from level 85.
[10/30/23 03:38:28] ledregion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:23 towards level 32.
[10/30/23 04:19:49] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:22 towards level 84.
[10/30/23 04:45:14] Faradome was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:43:43 from level 63.
[10/30/23 04:48:36] jayvee caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:31 towards level 78.
[10/30/23 05:38:05] Deep3D caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:12 towards level 14.
[10/30/23 06:21:08] d4n13L was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:12:19 towards level 79.
[10/30/23 06:50:51] dodecahedron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:20:58 towards level 51.
[10/30/23 06:55:31] Affliction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:51:25 towards level 79.
[10/30/23 07:06:28] Forud hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:57:12 towards level 80.
[10/30/23 07:15:45] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:35 towards level 84.
[10/30/23 08:51:49] ZOTTA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:39:59 towards level 74.
[10/30/23 09:16:40] Neil was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:27 towards level 61.
[10/30/23 09:35:44] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:20 towards level 85.
[10/30/23 10:22:58] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:19:34 towards level 61.
[10/30/23 10:28:42] \dev\ice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:33 towards level 64.
[10/30/23 10:37:44] idleneutral fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:18:54 from level 68.
[10/30/23 10:41:15] Pinkman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:22:44 towards level 75.
[10/30/23 10:45:55] heisenbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! heisenbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/23 10:47:04] Susumurata bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:33:41 towards level 55.
[10/30/23 11:42:35] thatmint caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:27:18 towards level 64.
[10/30/23 12:21:24] Deep3D found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:17 towards level 18.
[10/30/23 13:33:03] JigmeDatse was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:03:32 towards level 68.
[10/30/23 13:46:18] o_be_one was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:54 from level 41.
[10/30/23 15:16:47] Puff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:22:43 towards level 80.
[10/30/23 15:17:56] SirNeo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:38 towards level 65.
[10/30/23 15:47:07] eroc1990 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:40:34 towards level 61.
[10/30/23 15:47:50] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:16:56 towards level 71.
[10/30/23 17:13:51] ToHellWithGA was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:11:54 from level 82.
[10/30/23 17:26:27] kptr spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! kptr's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/30/23 17:38:27] Kritzefitz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:54 towards level 77.
[10/30/23 17:38:51] Deep3D discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:39 towards level 20.
[10/30/23 17:58:08] TheSilentLink hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:07:33 towards level 73.
[10/30/23 18:36:36] Wolf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:02:06 towards level 85.
[10/30/23 19:57:49] JackyB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:45 towards level 63.
[10/30/23 20:03:36] Neil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:44 towards level 61.
[10/30/23 20:36:11] Russell ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:55:24 from level 74.
[10/30/23 20:39:30] Tabmow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:46:39 towards level 72.
[10/30/23 20:47:01] idlegood hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:32 towards level 72.
[10/30/23 22:25:24] Paganel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:00 towards level 76.
[10/30/23 22:35:26] kptr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:28:34 towards level 81.
[10/30/23 23:20:29] laama had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:26:47 towards level 83.
[10/31/23 00:03:01] Lenny_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:32:49 towards level 69.
[10/31/23 00:53:12] elegy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:27 towards level 43.
[10/31/23 01:09:37] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:59 towards level 79.
[10/31/23 02:09:35] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:25:12 towards level 78.
[10/31/23 02:20:56] Gorek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:56:52 from level 83.
[10/31/23 03:06:03] vectr0n found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:35 towards level 68.
[10/31/23 03:59:24] scumola burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! scumola's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/31/23 04:10:18] solarsparq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:39:50 towards level 68.
[10/31/23 04:27:24] particleflux was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:27:48 from level 58.
[10/31/23 05:16:03] SirNeo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:13 towards level 65.
[10/31/23 05:34:17] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:08:34 towards level 80.
[10/31/23 05:45:10] Lilith caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:06 towards level 51.
[10/31/23 06:43:27] insidesources walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:03:18 from level 45.
[10/31/23 07:07:36] The local wizard imbued Fenrik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fenrik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/23 07:28:32] mzumquadrat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:36 towards level 54.
[10/31/23 07:37:13] Abe's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Abe's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/31/23 07:42:36] jaxson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:29:28 from level 73.
[10/31/23 07:43:24] el was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:11:52 towards level 79.
[10/31/23 08:46:38] Dan has dealt Rayke a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:12:28 is added to Rayke's clock.
[10/31/23 08:47:44] Notir was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:16:06 from level 73.
[10/31/23 09:32:11] gusto was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:40:19 from level 67.
[10/31/23 09:42:08] aqsd ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:10:14 from level 78.
[10/31/23 09:46:51] ion has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 5 days, 21:54:47 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[10/31/23 10:21:14] thatmint was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:04 towards level 64.
[10/31/23 10:49:20] rawgreaze has dealt CompanionCube a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:56:09 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[10/31/23 11:02:21] Celediel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:15 towards level 51.
[10/31/23 11:04:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Crazycatlady's tunic! Crazycatlady's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/23 11:16:09] d4n13L caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:39:48 towards level 79.
[10/31/23 11:47:19] cornfeedhobo has dealt dwfreed a Critical Strike! 11 days, 03:00:47 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[10/31/23 11:56:43] el ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:37:00 from level 79.
[10/31/23 12:32:51] solarsparq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:40:28 towards level 68.
[10/31/23 13:20:03] pfoley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:23 towards level 75.
[10/31/23 13:23:37] ahmubashshir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:22:41 towards level 67.
[10/31/23 14:11:46] buzel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:05:22 from level 82.
[10/31/23 14:31:43] Cirdan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:33 from level 82.
[10/31/23 15:39:33] Affliction got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:24:55 from level 79.
[10/31/23 15:39:33] fstrelok got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:00:21 towards level 65.
[10/31/23 16:24:15] MetaNova hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:26 towards level 79.
[10/31/23 17:16:25] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:11 towards level 85.
[10/31/23 18:04:31] The local wizard imbued rawgreaze's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! rawgreaze's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/23 20:17:06] ahmubashshir fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:00:59 from level 67.
[10/31/23 20:24:56] Fenrik was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:09:16 from level 81.
[10/31/23 20:28:51] jjasghar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:19:20 towards level 72.
[10/31/23 20:36:17] The local wizard imbued MELOONi's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! MELOONi's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/23 22:08:11] Bluedog was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:46:25 from level 75.
[10/31/23 22:25:30] boscage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:36:46 towards level 59.
[10/31/23 23:11:53] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:53:19 towards level 78.
[10/31/23 23:22:11] canton7 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:52 towards level 78.
[11/01/23 00:07:22] tass met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:05:50 from level 55.
[11/01/23 00:31:46] sparogy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:07 towards level 55.
[11/01/23 02:06:39] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:04 towards level 80.
[11/01/23 02:34:03] roosterphant had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:12:36 towards level 49.
[11/01/23 02:36:36] The local wizard imbued bfft's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bfft's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/23 03:59:33] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:13:52 towards level 72.
[11/01/23 04:54:52] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:54:09 towards level 85.
[11/01/23 05:36:36] Nuae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:24:56 from level 70.
[11/01/23 05:44:05] bananaboat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:38 towards level 85.
[11/01/23 06:01:54] ion ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:38 from level 86.
[11/01/23 06:52:24] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:19:18 towards level 79.
[11/01/23 07:41:24] JackyB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:48 towards level 63.
[11/01/23 07:42:28] JackyB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:48 towards level 63.
[11/01/23 08:22:40] tmberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:24:32 towards level 77.
[11/01/23 09:14:07] Mat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:55:05 from level 61.
[11/01/23 09:16:49] Tabmow fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:33:12 from level 72.
[11/01/23 09:37:06] Zed_Spiker found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:23:46 towards level 54.
[11/01/23 09:41:22] Ungoliant spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Ungoliant's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/23 09:45:01] solarsparq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:47:33 towards level 68.
[11/01/23 09:48:09] OobSaco slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! OobSaco's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/23 10:15:16] CodeB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:32 towards level 61.
[11/01/23 10:32:17] Pinkman has dealt Matthew a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:36:19 is added to Matthew's clock.
[11/01/23 10:49:33] nawcom was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:05 towards level 76.
[11/01/23 13:29:58] blabber was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:27:37 towards level 81.
[11/01/23 14:05:09] Khorne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:58:09 towards level 87.
[11/01/23 14:28:12] Omega walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:10:05 from level 75.
[11/01/23 14:33:55] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:36:00 towards level 79.
[11/01/23 15:48:42] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:34:16 towards level 84.
[11/01/23 15:57:20] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:51 towards level 82.
[11/01/23 16:00:33] Kody spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Kody's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/23 16:12:41] RussellB was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:38:36 from level 79.
[11/01/23 16:35:41] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:54:22 towards level 79.
[11/01/23 17:33:51] TimeWarp has dealt talisein a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:21:34 is added to talisein's clock.
[11/01/23 17:34:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Tangles's tunic! Tangles's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/23 18:12:00] ter0 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ter0's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/23 19:11:13] rs was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:04 towards level 60.
[11/01/23 19:25:22] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:05:11 towards level 77.
[11/01/23 20:08:27] ukleinek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ukleinek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/23 20:26:49] psycho slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! psycho's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/23 20:56:36] Drkmirror tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:40 towards level 48.
[11/01/23 20:57:40] MadMan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:14:30 towards level 73.
[11/01/23 20:57:49] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:28:08 towards level 79.
[11/01/23 22:18:11] Bluedog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:29:11 towards level 75.
[11/01/23 22:59:05] Destruia was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:16:25 towards level 77.
[11/01/23 23:55:39] ahmubashshir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:00:51 towards level 67.
[11/02/23 02:10:07] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:33:19 towards level 82.
[11/02/23 02:29:57] drahthaar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:41:39 towards level 86.
[11/02/23 02:39:02] pyre got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:33:57 from level 83.
[11/02/23 04:38:54] caeli was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:58:35 from level 83.
[11/02/23 04:40:00] dbx12 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:50:58 from level 60.
[11/02/23 06:03:06] VonToutCourt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:44:06 towards level 82.
[11/02/23 06:42:21] Chuck spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Chuck's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/23 07:51:39] wowbagger caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:01:56 towards level 57.
[11/02/23 08:54:36] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:50:36 towards level 71.
[11/02/23 10:20:49] freeboson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:41:37 towards level 79.
[11/02/23 10:27:18] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:34 towards level 68.
[11/02/23 11:21:59] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:03:41 towards level 77.
[11/02/23 12:11:24] KindOne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:52:46 towards level 73.
[11/02/23 12:14:04] V was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:25:31 from level 82.
[11/02/23 12:14:34] Notir was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:49:39 from level 73.
[11/02/23 12:46:03] Celediel's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Celediel's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/23 13:13:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Lilith's tunic! Lilith's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/23 13:21:29] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:46 towards level 82.
[11/02/23 13:43:16] ahmubashshir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:05:23 towards level 67.
[11/02/23 13:44:40] Kody was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:56 towards level 49.
[11/02/23 14:09:30] jayvee was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:39:24 towards level 78.
[11/02/23 14:11:51] Aksej caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:36:15 towards level 76.
[11/02/23 14:43:56] Melon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:01:45 from level 57.
[11/02/23 14:44:35] particleflux was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:49:30 from level 58.
[11/02/23 14:49:21] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:54:52 towards level 85.
[11/02/23 15:03:19] Kesdak slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Kesdak's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/23 15:41:28] alephnull was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:30:15 towards level 59.
[11/02/23 15:52:16] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:39:52 towards level 83.
[11/02/23 15:55:26] t3chn0 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:48:00 towards level 80.
[11/02/23 16:45:53] soltys reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! soltys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/23 17:09:08] thornrag's charm ate a bolt of lightning! thornrag's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/23 18:06:16] alephnull had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:27 towards level 59.
[11/02/23 18:42:20] DontEvenPeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:16:13 towards level 63.
[11/02/23 18:44:54] kzootech was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:12:33 towards level 71.
[11/02/23 19:28:18] Zed_Spiker got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:16:06 from level 54.
[11/02/23 19:35:02] pfoley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:08:04 towards level 76.
[11/02/23 20:24:53] Acolarh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:07:12 from level 83.
[11/02/23 20:59:22] kptr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:12:52 towards level 81.
[11/02/23 21:40:54] alephnull was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:31 towards level 59.
[11/02/23 22:30:01] Asara tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:40:48 towards level 83.
[11/02/23 23:17:46] gradator ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:16:30 from level 81.
[11/03/23 00:06:53] kzootech found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:58:12 towards level 71.
[11/03/23 01:10:37] nawcom walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:52:45 from level 76.
[11/03/23 01:35:11] washclof bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:37:14 towards level 87.
[11/03/23 01:35:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kesdak's tunic! Kesdak's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/23 03:01:53] cfjk's charm ate a bolt of lightning! cfjk's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/23 03:07:51] Cockatrice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:31:48 towards level 70.
[11/03/23 03:27:33] Lord255 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:26 towards level 83.
[11/03/23 03:47:52] SirNeo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:29:57 towards level 66.
[11/03/23 05:11:03] alephnull ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:52 from level 59.
[11/03/23 06:08:49] dodecahedron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:15 towards level 51.
[11/03/23 06:11:08] Lnk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lnk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/23 06:43:58] yano found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:14:42 towards level 82.
[11/03/23 06:46:26] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:28:34 towards level 82.
[11/03/23 07:42:02] thatmint found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:30:29 towards level 64.
[11/03/23 07:42:36] The local wizard imbued ion's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ion's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/23 07:43:24] ter0 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:12 towards level 52.
[11/03/23 08:05:32] ToHellWithGA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:18 towards level 82.
[11/03/23 08:06:29] Wolf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:58:25 towards level 85.
[11/03/23 08:22:08] philipp__ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:59 towards level 48.
[11/03/23 08:48:08] Tenedos was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:48:20 from level 71.
[11/03/23 08:58:25] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:58:40 from level 71.
[11/03/23 09:05:45] sparogy was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:34:10 from level 55.
[11/03/23 09:25:31] kptr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:56:28 towards level 81.
[11/03/23 09:31:29] Bolded found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:05:03 towards level 76.
[11/03/23 09:58:35] Gorek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Gorek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/03/23 10:57:21] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:34:27 towards level 71.
[11/03/23 12:34:35] bobvador found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:02:11 towards level 80.
[11/03/23 12:47:38] kinus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:14 towards level 76.
[11/03/23 12:59:05] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:46 towards level 85.
[11/03/23 13:15:00] The local wizard imbued Faradome's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Faradome's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/23 13:16:07] brozek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:41 towards level 32.
[11/03/23 13:45:44] bg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:11 towards level 82.
[11/03/23 14:23:33] scumola found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:01:33 towards level 78.
[11/03/23 14:46:42] jjasghar ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:08:44 from level 72.
[11/03/23 14:59:06] Lilith caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:33 towards level 51.
[11/03/23 15:00:45] Crazycatlady tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:31 towards level 81.
[11/03/23 16:06:28] Dan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:08 towards level 61.
[11/03/23 16:38:19] Gangsterish found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:29 towards level 57.
[11/03/23 16:39:01] Thorael was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:46:37 from level 79.
[11/03/23 17:05:35] Dan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:00 towards level 61.
[11/03/23 17:23:01] unicron reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! unicron's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/23 17:56:45] Tenedos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:12:48 towards level 71.
[11/03/23 18:14:38] BenDover found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:33 towards level 59.
[11/03/23 18:20:06] damyan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:51 towards level 76.
[11/03/23 18:25:53] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:35:09 towards level 82.
[11/03/23 18:52:41] pfoley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:03:28 towards level 76.
[11/03/23 18:53:11] philipp__ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:06 towards level 48.
[11/03/23 19:14:28] Cockatrice was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:51:04 from level 70.
[11/03/23 19:44:48] Tenorman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:40:43 towards level 73.
[11/03/23 20:21:58] Kachin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:58:21 towards level 77.
[11/03/23 20:57:41] Gangsterish gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:14 towards level 57.
[11/03/23 22:11:10] scornn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:59:39 towards level 60.
[11/03/23 22:16:32] alephnull gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:41 towards level 59.
[11/03/23 22:21:19] fstrelok ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:39:16 from level 65.
[11/03/23 22:56:16] ToHellWithGA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:56:16 towards level 82.
[11/03/23 22:57:14] rawgreaze was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:03:45 towards level 74.
[11/03/23 23:46:29] JackyB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:24:11 towards level 64.
[11/03/23 23:47:26] alephnull discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:41 towards level 59.
[11/03/23 23:58:59] gildarts discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:36:56 towards level 76.
[11/04/23 00:18:44] Puff discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:05:00 towards level 80.
[11/04/23 00:35:48] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:29:03 towards level 85.
[11/04/23 01:30:59] Sario spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Sario's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/04/23 01:37:54] unicron's charm ate a bolt of lightning! unicron's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/23 02:09:55] Cockatrice found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:55:59 towards level 70.
[11/04/23 03:44:48] t3chn0 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! t3chn0's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/04/23 05:13:55] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:51 towards level 82.
[11/04/23 05:18:56] hugga ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:09:03 from level 70.
[11/04/23 05:56:35] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:36:34 towards level 76.
[11/04/23 06:14:49] Daikojun gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:31 towards level 58.
[11/04/23 06:55:46] csc2ya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:45:01 towards level 63.
[11/04/23 07:40:00] SirNeo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:00:23 towards level 66.
[11/04/23 08:06:44] OobSaco was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:21 towards level 49.
[11/04/23 08:12:19] Puff ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:21:55 from level 80.
[11/04/23 08:13:04] ion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:09:46 towards level 87.
[11/04/23 08:16:25] nathan has dealt BastelBot a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:43:45 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[11/04/23 08:24:42] Bolded found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:40:07 towards level 76.
[11/04/23 08:26:03] hugga found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:13:44 towards level 70.
[11/04/23 09:29:45] Cirdan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:43:44 from level 83.
[11/04/23 10:23:01] signofzeta's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! signofzeta's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/23 11:27:40] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:41 towards level 79.
[11/04/23 11:45:40] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:46:34 towards level 72.
[11/04/23 12:02:08] Mat burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Mat's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/04/23 12:13:05] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:51:40 towards level 86.
[11/04/23 12:41:26] Melon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:52 towards level 57.
[11/04/23 13:17:17] bobvador was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:38:00 towards level 80.
[11/04/23 13:38:07] bg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:02 towards level 82.
[11/04/23 13:43:29] Wam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:40:32 towards level 74.
[11/04/23 13:56:59] fstrelok hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:59:30 towards level 65.
[11/04/23 14:24:06] tass was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:32 from level 55.
[11/04/23 14:57:52] nawcom got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:45 towards level 76.
[11/04/23 15:16:07] "\@_ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:26:59 towards level 81.
[11/04/23 16:01:39] Jens was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:48:21 from level 72.
[11/04/23 16:03:39] DontEvenPeek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! DontEvenPeek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/23 16:43:40] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 17:28:13 towards level 84.
[11/04/23 17:04:18] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:32:18 towards level 78.
[11/04/23 17:18:27] philipp__ fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:51 from level 48.
[11/04/23 18:10:03] Cirdan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:36:24 towards level 83.
[11/04/23 18:13:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on TheSilentLink's tunic! TheSilentLink's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/23 20:16:00] Zed_Spiker was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:13:35 from level 54.
[11/04/23 20:17:03] Rayke hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:15 towards level 44.
[11/04/23 20:27:00] The local wizard imbued spex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! spex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/23 20:31:07] Xenthys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:40 towards level 61.
[11/04/23 21:10:24] Matthew reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Matthew's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/23 21:25:48] Tenedos was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:39:23 from level 71.
[11/04/23 21:33:50] Kody's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kody's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/23 21:41:48] Susumurata was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:18:27 towards level 56.
[11/04/23 22:39:46] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:50:29 towards level 86.
[11/04/23 22:54:32] eroc1990 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:40:43 towards level 61.
[11/05/23 00:04:24] tomhek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:59:30 towards level 81.
[11/05/23 00:04:57] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:26 towards level 79.
[11/05/23 00:21:37] jacob1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:53:09 from level 86.
[11/05/23 00:24:20] MadMan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:12:54 towards level 73.
[11/05/23 00:32:19] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:57 towards level 85.
[11/05/23 00:32:46] Neil slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Neil's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/23 00:36:08] \dev\ice had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:51:52 towards level 65.
[11/05/23 00:37:50] Khorne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:22 towards level 87.
[11/05/23 00:51:42] shikhin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:49:44 towards level 82.
[11/05/23 01:46:37] Melon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:35 towards level 57.
[11/05/23 01:55:06] canton7 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:26 towards level 78.
[11/05/23 02:01:49] fstrelok gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:51:13 towards level 65.
[11/05/23 02:07:47] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:39:14 towards level 77.
[11/05/23 03:11:00] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:46:58 towards level 86.
[11/05/23 03:32:49] ter0 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:18 towards level 52.
[11/05/23 03:55:45] Matthew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:11 towards level 61.
[11/05/23 04:31:50] bobvador discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:21:07 towards level 80.
[11/05/23 04:48:24] alexlehm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:52:11 towards level 60.
[11/05/23 05:01:30] Destruia gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:54:20 towards level 77.
[11/05/23 05:15:09] Zaratustra has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 6 days, 17:07:34 is added to pfoley's clock.
[11/05/23 05:23:30] gideonstar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:16:30 from level 57.
[11/05/23 05:45:00] jjasghar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:16:20 towards level 72.
[11/05/23 06:43:17] DontEvenPeek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:49:05 from level 63.
[11/05/23 06:53:37] bfft fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:24:32 from level 63.
[11/05/23 07:03:21] buzel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:35:28 towards level 82.
[11/05/23 09:19:51] thatmint tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:11 towards level 64.
[11/05/23 10:45:29] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:10 towards level 85.
[11/05/23 10:59:36] el bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:17:15 towards level 79.
[11/05/23 11:16:44] ToHellWithGA tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:32 towards level 82.
[11/05/23 11:26:26] Tenedos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:14:09 towards level 71.
[11/05/23 11:42:00] washclof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:40 towards level 87.
[11/05/23 12:31:41] kptr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:12:35 towards level 81.
[11/05/23 12:33:08] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:18:01 towards level 86.
[11/05/23 12:55:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on GilbertErik's tunic! GilbertErik's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/23 14:41:32] Neil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:05:13 towards level 62.
[11/05/23 15:30:07] jjasghar's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jjasghar's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/23 16:47:05] psycho was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:28 towards level 49.
[11/05/23 17:13:21] sky was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:27:59 from level 80.
[11/05/23 17:42:16] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:46:02 towards level 76.
[11/05/23 17:43:28] thatmint tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:59 towards level 64.
[11/05/23 18:00:32] Nysdar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:09:02 towards level 75.
[11/05/23 18:01:45] freeboson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:08 towards level 79.
[11/05/23 18:58:47] GRIZZLYMAN was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:13:41 from level 61.
[11/05/23 20:06:03] Khorne ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:56:45 from level 87.
[11/05/23 20:34:13] hax404 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! hax404's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/23 20:49:56] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:59:38 towards level 73.
[11/05/23 21:23:28] olsner ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:15:05 from level 57.
[11/05/23 21:36:40] dyvonna ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:15:20 from level 77.
[11/05/23 21:37:52] laama gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:48:54 towards level 83.
[11/05/23 21:38:56] Abe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:45:57 towards level 72.
[11/05/23 21:43:06] fstrelok found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:05:28 towards level 65.
[11/05/23 22:23:25] happymeal ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:55:50 from level 57.
[11/05/23 22:30:24] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:47 towards level 84.
[11/05/23 22:33:58] gideonstar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:53:38 towards level 57.
[11/05/23 22:53:27] MadMan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:50 towards level 73.
[11/05/23 23:31:57] wowbagger tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:14 towards level 57.
[11/05/23 23:50:07] tomhek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:23:50 towards level 81.
[11/06/23 00:38:05] ToHellWithGA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:58:19 towards level 82.
[11/06/23 00:47:37] Ecko tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:58:05 towards level 76.
[11/06/23 01:10:34] nathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:24 towards level 52.
[11/06/23 01:21:40] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:02:13 towards level 72.
[11/06/23 01:47:14] _sh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:59:41 from level 86.
[11/06/23 02:49:22] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:54 towards level 61.
[11/06/23 03:28:58] particleflux's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! particleflux's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/23 03:57:49] Thorael reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Thorael's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/23 04:07:45] KindOne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:24:41 towards level 73.
[11/06/23 04:11:06] MetaNova bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:51:27 towards level 80.
[11/06/23 04:18:33] GRIZZLYMAN ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:18:37 from level 61.
[11/06/23 04:52:25] Drin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Drin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/23 05:00:33] Omega met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:46:12 from level 75.
[11/06/23 05:36:42] pvac gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:20 towards level 39.
[11/06/23 06:00:44] The local wizard imbued DontEvenPeek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DontEvenPeek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/23 06:25:40] Forud was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:54:11 from level 80.
[11/06/23 06:47:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ukleinek's tunic! ukleinek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/23 08:09:42] sky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:50:04 towards level 80.
[11/06/23 09:24:20] Fehu burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Fehu's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/23 10:57:45] Russell was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:43:57 towards level 74.
[11/06/23 10:58:33] el was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:54:51 from level 79.
[11/06/23 11:07:12] particleflux slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! particleflux's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/23 11:27:10] Aksej reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Aksej's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/23 11:30:48] dodecahedron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:14 towards level 51.
[11/06/23 11:45:54] o_be_one was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:59 from level 43.
[11/06/23 12:19:56] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:42:22 towards level 86.
[11/06/23 12:38:09] Pinkman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:36 towards level 75.
[11/06/23 13:42:04] idleevil fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:23:56 from level 71.
[11/06/23 13:44:04] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:06:59 towards level 80.
[11/06/23 14:54:25] freeboson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:43 towards level 79.
[11/06/23 14:54:49] dbx12 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:53:34 from level 60.
[11/06/23 15:10:27] ColonelPanic001 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:17 towards level 47.
[11/06/23 15:11:36] Theleveler gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:06 towards level 83.
[11/06/23 15:31:35] happymeal found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:14:02 towards level 57.
[11/06/23 16:06:17] Gorek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:39:36 from level 83.
[11/06/23 16:12:10] Khorne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:21 towards level 87.
[11/06/23 16:26:05] VonToutCourt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:08:45 towards level 82.
[11/06/23 16:32:10] The local wizard imbued ToHellWithGA's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ToHellWithGA's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/23 17:03:02] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:24:27 towards level 82.
[11/06/23 17:06:42] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:43:12 towards level 73.
[11/06/23 17:07:54] drahthaar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:09 towards level 86.
[11/06/23 17:27:18] io walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 08:07:54 from level 86.
[11/06/23 17:47:25] Drin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:21:44 towards level 75.
[11/06/23 18:07:00] tswsl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:17:15 towards level 84.
[11/06/23 18:10:55] hax404 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:58:39 from level 80.
[11/06/23 18:37:42] Techman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:28 towards level 86.
[11/06/23 19:21:17] dbx12 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:59 towards level 60.
[11/06/23 19:44:32] philipp__ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:53 towards level 49.
[11/06/23 19:52:55] damyan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:43:30 towards level 76.
[11/06/23 20:53:51] Aksej hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:08:22 towards level 76.
[11/06/23 21:15:42] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:45:02 towards level 83.
[11/06/23 21:39:15] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:50:26 from level 72.
[11/06/23 21:40:30] The local wizard imbued ZOTTA's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ZOTTA's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/23 21:40:51] zifnab06's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! zifnab06's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/23 21:43:39] OobSaco discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:17 towards level 49.
[11/06/23 22:51:06] StalkR had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:41:36 towards level 81.
[11/06/23 23:34:09] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:10:44 towards level 74.
[11/06/23 23:57:54] Destruia was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:05:11 towards level 77.
[11/07/23 00:09:51] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:52:10 towards level 61.
[11/07/23 02:09:23] yNos had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:12:54 towards level 77.
[11/07/23 02:20:40] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:23:42 towards level 79.
[11/07/23 02:58:25] Neil walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:07:39 from level 62.
[11/07/23 04:46:31] freeboson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! freeboson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/23 05:29:04] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:39:09 towards level 83.
[11/07/23 06:29:12] adamus1red found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:25 towards level 79.
[11/07/23 06:33:01] Melon has dealt olsner a Critical Strike! 4 days, 00:11:29 is added to olsner's clock.
[11/07/23 07:02:45] idleevil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:46:52 towards level 71.
[11/07/23 07:11:32] BenDover tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:03:14 towards level 60.
[11/07/23 07:30:49] damyan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:25:53 towards level 76.
[11/07/23 07:48:36] Aksej had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:47:23 towards level 76.
[11/07/23 07:49:06] JigmeDatse was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:58:24 from level 68.
[11/07/23 08:39:57] kzootech was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:54:11 towards level 71.
[11/07/23 09:02:29] zifnab06 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:38:26 towards level 73.
[11/07/23 09:05:24] boscage slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! boscage's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/23 09:09:24] KindOne fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:42:19 from level 73.
[11/07/23 09:21:51] BastelBot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:04:51 towards level 83.
[11/07/23 10:39:04] Fenrik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:32:21 towards level 81.
[11/07/23 10:39:37] The local wizard imbued Bluedog's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Bluedog's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/23 12:11:24] cornfeedhobo spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cornfeedhobo's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/23 12:44:53] Matthew found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:33:31 towards level 62.
[11/07/23 13:44:25] GilbertErik has dealt Cockatrice a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:21:49 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[11/07/23 14:15:39] nawcom was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 01:22:33 from level 77.
[11/07/23 14:24:57] Minus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:27:33 towards level 73.
[11/07/23 14:34:52] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:23 towards level 81.
[11/07/23 14:43:06] V was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:57:09 from level 82.
[11/07/23 15:53:50] blobdog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:35 towards level 53.
[11/07/23 16:29:03] Neil was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:49:07 from level 62.
[11/07/23 16:36:08] cadfael slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! cadfael's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/23 16:47:26] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:39:36 towards level 76.
[11/07/23 16:58:46] Minus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:59:28 towards level 73.
[11/07/23 18:33:04] Gorek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:58:53 towards level 83.
[11/07/23 18:51:32] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:25:39 towards level 87.
[11/07/23 20:04:26] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:32:54 towards level 56.
[11/07/23 21:50:11] BenDover found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:04:36 towards level 60.
[11/07/23 23:32:15] OobSaco has dealt psycho a Critical Strike! 2 days, 00:01:29 is added to psycho's clock.
[11/08/23 00:06:44] bsleep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:55 towards level 79.
[11/08/23 00:22:04] ter0 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:45 towards level 52.
[11/08/23 01:02:23] bobvador got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:39 towards level 80.
[11/08/23 02:12:30] gradator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:45:22 towards level 81.
[11/08/23 02:54:13] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:35 towards level 75.
[11/08/23 03:28:34] gradator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:14:56 towards level 81.
[11/08/23 03:58:45] TheSilentLink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:53:05 from level 73.
[11/08/23 04:04:46] SirNeo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:13:59 towards level 66.
[11/08/23 04:19:35] Fenrik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:36:50 towards level 81.
[11/08/23 04:40:09] thatmint hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:13 towards level 64.
[11/08/23 04:50:45] JigmeDatse caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:06:25 towards level 68.
[11/08/23 05:49:03] yano found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:04:42 towards level 82.
[11/08/23 06:12:00] pfoley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:36:25 towards level 76.
[11/08/23 06:19:47] csc2ya burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! csc2ya's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/23 07:10:28] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:56:43 from level 86.
[11/08/23 07:58:45] _sh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:24 towards level 86.
[11/08/23 07:59:58] Stevland gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:13:48 towards level 76.
[11/08/23 08:26:33] BenDover gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:55:18 towards level 60.
[11/08/23 08:31:16] Tenorman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:19:28 towards level 73.
[11/08/23 09:19:07] alexlehm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:28:50 towards level 60.
[11/08/23 09:42:27] Gangsterish was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:22:35 towards level 58.
[11/08/23 10:06:00] CodeB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:34 towards level 61.
[11/08/23 10:13:35] scumola was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:41:28 from level 78.
[11/08/23 10:27:00] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:37:12 from level 85.
[11/08/23 11:04:09] Neil hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:29:45 towards level 62.
[11/08/23 11:37:02] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:46:13 towards level 73.
[11/08/23 12:29:59] apb reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apb's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/23 12:43:51] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:30:34 towards level 71.
[11/08/23 12:51:23] tswsl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:23:56 from level 84.
[11/08/23 12:52:32] jayvee found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:02:12 towards level 79.
[11/08/23 13:25:27] philipp__ got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:06:55 from level 49.
[11/08/23 13:39:06] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:06 towards level 79.
[11/08/23 14:04:27] gildarts was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:01 towards level 76.
[11/08/23 14:30:53] Kritzefitz burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Kritzefitz's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/23 14:51:30] spex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:01:26 towards level 79.
[11/08/23 15:49:02] idlegood bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:05:57 towards level 73.
[11/08/23 16:34:54] roosterphant tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:58 towards level 50.
[11/08/23 16:53:40] psycho was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:10:38 towards level 50.
[11/08/23 17:25:09] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:12 towards level 87.
[11/08/23 17:25:12] wowbagger's charm ate a bolt of lightning! wowbagger's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/23 18:04:47] Ungoliant walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:09:18 from level 72.
[11/08/23 18:35:45] pyre burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pyre's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/08/23 18:36:03] sc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:00 towards level 86.
[11/08/23 20:03:40] soltys ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:23 from level 85.
[11/08/23 20:42:29] particleflux was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:05:31 towards level 58.
[11/08/23 20:49:03] Fenrik walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:15:14 from level 81.
[11/08/23 21:43:19] dbx12 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:54:21 towards level 61.
[11/08/23 22:28:30] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:43:58 towards level 87.
[11/08/23 22:29:54] ledregion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:39 from level 41.
[11/08/23 22:39:53] Kachin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:42 towards level 77.
[11/08/23 22:47:13] \dev\ice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:40:30 towards level 65.
[11/08/23 23:19:42] eising was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:00:11 towards level 81.
[11/08/23 23:56:44] Thorael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:10:41 towards level 79.
[11/09/23 00:59:15] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:35:01 from level 79.
[11/09/23 01:03:44] cornfeedhobo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:39:17 towards level 71.
[11/09/23 01:26:10] elegy got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:57:30 from level 46.
[11/09/23 01:54:34] MetaNova's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MetaNova's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/23 02:55:11] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:12:19 towards level 77.
[11/09/23 03:02:58] tomhek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:38:03 towards level 81.
[11/09/23 03:14:25] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:02:29 towards level 81.
[11/09/23 03:57:44] StalkR met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:06:49 from level 81.
[11/09/23 04:13:20] tmberg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:17:12 from level 77.
[11/09/23 04:15:33] Koffa spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Koffa's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/09/23 04:24:29] thatmint found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:35 towards level 64.
[11/09/23 04:33:36] gideonstar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:38:56 towards level 57.
[11/09/23 05:14:09] Garg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:46:58 towards level 56.
[11/09/23 05:18:55] adamus1red was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:50:11 towards level 79.
[11/09/23 08:57:36] Ungoliant was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:42:14 towards level 72.
[11/09/23 10:43:34] soltys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:16:04 towards level 86.
[11/09/23 11:00:56] happymeal was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:43 from level 57.
[11/09/23 12:06:12] Daikojun discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:58 towards level 58.
[11/09/23 12:36:08] gusto found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:49:17 towards level 67.
[11/09/23 13:57:53] sky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:35:46 towards level 80.
[11/09/23 15:04:18] talisein found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:35:43 towards level 75.
[11/09/23 15:40:27] SirNeo was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:32:50 from level 66.
[11/09/23 15:42:04] bg has dealt ZOTTA a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:34:05 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[11/09/23 16:22:42] Crazycatlady found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:56:26 towards level 82.
[11/09/23 16:33:51] particleflux tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:07:08 towards level 58.
[11/09/23 17:11:12] VonToutCourt burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! VonToutCourt's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/09/23 17:20:45] scornn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:36 towards level 60.
[11/09/23 17:21:21] The local wizard imbued talisein's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! talisein's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/23 18:02:21] d4n13L gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:03:44 towards level 79.
[11/09/23 18:03:03] damyan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:50:15 towards level 76.
[11/09/23 18:19:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on blobdog's tunic! blobdog's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/23 18:57:42] ahmubashshir walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:39:49 from level 67.
[11/09/23 20:54:34] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:13:24 towards level 78.
[11/09/23 21:32:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Fenrik's tunic! Fenrik's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/23 22:59:47] Sombra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:40:51 from level 82.
[11/09/23 23:19:52] JackyB's charm ate a bolt of lightning! JackyB's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/23 23:28:03] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:02 towards level 77.
[11/10/23 00:07:00] fstrelok gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:02 towards level 65.
[11/10/23 01:15:50] dwfreed was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:56:56 towards level 84.
[11/10/23 01:25:10] CodeGeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:31 towards level 82.
[11/10/23 02:15:47] shikhin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:15:43 towards level 82.
[11/10/23 03:11:09] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:47:57 towards level 71.
[11/10/23 04:01:41] StalkR fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:53:25 from level 81.
[11/10/23 05:35:11] gideonstar fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:20:37 from level 57.
[11/10/23 05:38:54] BenDover was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:51:09 from level 60.
[11/10/23 06:12:57] bobvador was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:52:04 from level 80.
[11/10/23 06:37:03] anarcat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:13:26 from level 84.
[11/10/23 06:56:26] Lnk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:08:37 from level 89.
[11/10/23 07:14:57] alexlehm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:47:10 towards level 60.
[11/10/23 07:45:59] Malvolio has dealt GilbertErik a Critical Strike! 4 days, 08:28:32 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[11/10/23 08:30:30] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:21 towards level 82.
[11/10/23 09:17:09] ChowderKeg has dealt idleevil a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:01:37 is added to idleevil's clock.
[11/10/23 09:35:44] Ecko found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:44 towards level 76.
[11/10/23 09:44:04] StalkR was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:20:06 towards level 81.
[11/10/23 10:12:56] ukleinek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:03 from level 78.
[11/10/23 10:20:57] vegadark was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:34:07 towards level 85.
[11/10/23 10:24:13] fstrelok ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:21:00 from level 65.
[11/10/23 10:25:07] Gorek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:09:15 from level 83.
[11/10/23 10:41:32] dyvonna caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:15:28 towards level 77.
[11/10/23 12:13:37] Cirdan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:20:06 towards level 83.
[11/10/23 15:03:45] Aksej spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Aksej's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/10/23 16:35:58] Cockatrice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:15 towards level 70.
[11/10/23 17:42:12] bobvador was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:08:13 from level 80.
[11/10/23 17:49:26] caeli discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:49 towards level 83.
[11/10/23 17:56:18] HeavyPodda was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:10:50 from level 79.
[11/10/23 18:11:07] Susumurata discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:01:33 towards level 56.
[11/10/23 18:56:10] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:13 towards level 75.
[11/10/23 19:02:00] dwfreed ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:41:34 from level 84.
[11/10/23 20:48:17] BenDover was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:39:15 towards level 60.
[11/10/23 20:53:42] Fehu's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Fehu's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/23 21:13:29] Garg slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Garg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/10/23 22:24:01] Pinkman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:49:07 towards level 76.
[11/10/23 22:25:04] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:10:21 towards level 80.
[11/10/23 22:49:37] Fenrik has dealt pyre a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:01:21 is added to pyre's clock.
[11/10/23 22:56:54] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:37:41 towards level 87.
[11/10/23 23:37:54] spex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:55:12 towards level 79.
[11/11/23 00:30:47] Drkmirror was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:38:32 from level 50.
[11/11/23 00:40:43] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:38:31 from level 86.
[11/11/23 00:56:56] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:08:55 towards level 87.
[11/11/23 01:00:35] VonToutCourt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:01:57 towards level 82.
[11/11/23 01:06:54] thornrag was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:06:05 from level 78.
[11/11/23 01:07:49] Garg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:34 towards level 56.
[11/11/23 03:24:16] wowbagger got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:23:56 towards level 58.
[11/11/23 04:29:35] bfft met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:25:12 from level 63.
[11/11/23 05:01:38] Acolarh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:27 towards level 83.
[11/11/23 05:12:44] elegy found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:51 towards level 46.
[11/11/23 05:42:11] VonToutCourt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:56:28 towards level 82.
[11/11/23 06:12:21] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:24:28 towards level 87.
[11/11/23 06:22:39] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:31 towards level 79.
[11/11/23 07:17:50] soltys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:32:58 towards level 86.
[11/11/23 07:29:19] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:48:32 towards level 76.
[11/11/23 07:33:15] alephnull tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:43:12 towards level 60.
[11/11/23 07:55:05] scornn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:46:09 towards level 60.
[11/11/23 08:57:18] Dan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:01 towards level 61.
[11/11/23 09:34:18] kzootech tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:25:50 towards level 71.
[11/11/23 09:45:42] JigmeDatse ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:01:25 from level 68.
[11/11/23 10:13:28] dwfreed reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dwfreed's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/11/23 10:14:40] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:45 towards level 81.
[11/11/23 10:44:11] The local wizard imbued Tenorman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tenorman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/11/23 12:27:14] io hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:21:29 towards level 86.
[11/11/23 12:35:04] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:14:32 towards level 80.
[11/11/23 12:47:28] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:42:22 towards level 71.
[11/11/23 13:17:32] bg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:33 towards level 82.
[11/11/23 13:34:18] MetaNova found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:48:55 towards level 80.
[11/11/23 15:22:19] tass was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:42:01 towards level 56.
[11/11/23 16:03:45] ledregion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:06 towards level 42.
[11/11/23 16:04:21] V walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:12 from level 82.
[11/11/23 16:27:41] nathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:26:15 towards level 53.
[11/11/23 16:52:37] rawgreaze was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:45:11 from level 74.
[11/11/23 16:55:07] caeli walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:18:06 from level 83.
[11/11/23 17:30:34] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:32:34 towards level 77.
[11/11/23 18:20:06] spex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:15:16 towards level 79.
[11/11/23 18:27:32] washclof found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:30 towards level 87.
[11/11/23 19:50:44] tmberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:11:38 towards level 77.
[11/11/23 20:05:38] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:49 towards level 81.
[11/11/23 20:50:12] sky was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:11:05 from level 80.
[11/11/23 21:05:43] DividedByZero was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:41 from level 33.
[11/11/23 21:25:24] \dev\ice walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:12:36 from level 65.
[11/11/23 22:34:46] hdm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:11:58 towards level 87.
[11/11/23 23:49:49] Dan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:05 towards level 61.
[11/12/23 02:31:22] sco1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:02 towards level 17.
[11/12/23 02:34:50] io reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! io's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/23 03:18:36] Alasdair's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Alasdair's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/23 03:18:45] tsr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:24:46 towards level 78.
[11/12/23 03:22:52] bananaboat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:35 towards level 86.
[11/12/23 05:37:09] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:04 towards level 79.
[11/12/23 06:12:45] wowbagger discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:24 towards level 58.
[11/12/23 06:27:24] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:12:23 towards level 86.
[11/12/23 06:32:04] anarcat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:03:50 from level 84.
[11/12/23 06:46:59] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:15:39 towards level 84.
[11/12/23 06:58:56] SirBummelz ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 114 days, 20:17:44 from level 70.
[11/12/23 08:03:45] sco1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:11 towards level 19.
[11/12/23 08:31:55] Daikojun was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:51 from level 58.
[11/12/23 08:37:38] gildarts hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:59:50 towards level 76.
[11/12/23 09:07:45] eising tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:52 towards level 81.
[11/12/23 09:16:44] V walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:12:59 from level 82.
[11/12/23 09:36:00] The local wizard imbued t3chn0's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! t3chn0's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/23 09:58:00] yano has dealt gideonstar a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:31:19 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[11/12/23 10:15:43] el caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:48:00 towards level 79.
[11/12/23 10:38:59] kptr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:26:27 towards level 81.
[11/12/23 12:51:12] ZOTTA has dealt philipp__ a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:10:22 is added to philipp__'s clock.
[11/12/23 12:56:50] cadfael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:10:02 towards level 76.
[11/12/23 13:51:00] slim's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! slim's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/23 14:19:03] thornrag gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:47 towards level 78.
[11/12/23 14:57:06] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:56 towards level 82.
[11/12/23 17:06:53] dyvonna was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:02:24 from level 77.
[11/12/23 17:38:28] Garg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:42 towards level 56.
[11/12/23 17:46:26] Yarosh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:44:25 towards level 78.
[11/12/23 18:41:55] ToHellWithGA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:06:17 towards level 83.
[11/12/23 19:06:24] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:18:31 from level 61.
[11/12/23 19:12:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on thatmint's tunic! thatmint's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/23 20:14:35] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:54 towards level 86.
[11/12/23 21:23:04] yNos was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:15:10 from level 77.
[11/12/23 22:34:49] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:38:40 towards level 86.
[11/12/23 22:44:45] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:45 towards level 77.
[11/12/23 23:45:22] Thorael was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 21:29:57 from level 79.
[11/13/23 00:36:59] csc2ya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:12 towards level 63.
[11/13/23 00:41:09] Cirdan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:05:43 from level 83.
[11/13/23 00:49:40] sc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:02:12 towards level 87.
[11/13/23 01:54:05] philipp__ spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! philipp__'s tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/13/23 02:17:43] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:04:50 from level 85.
[11/13/23 02:45:34] blobdog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:18 towards level 53.
[11/13/23 03:20:36] Kurenai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:05:26 towards level 73.
[11/13/23 03:54:13] elf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:18:47 from level 86.
[11/13/23 04:15:47] freeboson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:41 towards level 79.
[11/13/23 04:45:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yNos's tunic! yNos's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/23 05:37:33] bobvador fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:20:17 from level 80.
[11/13/23 05:46:47] kinus was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:58 from level 76.
[11/13/23 05:47:50] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:20:30 towards level 78.
[11/13/23 06:31:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on zifnab06's tunic! zifnab06's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/23 06:35:57] ledregion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:55 towards level 43.
[11/13/23 06:45:15] Affliction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:44 towards level 79.
[11/13/23 08:42:18] elegy found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:24 towards level 46.
[11/13/23 08:56:18] The local wizard imbued TimeWarp's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TimeWarp's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/23 09:00:04] CompanionCube's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! CompanionCube's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/13/23 10:33:56] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:07:20 towards level 81.
[11/13/23 11:03:06] Kritzefitz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:04:36 from level 78.
[11/13/23 11:28:09] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:08 towards level 86.
[11/13/23 11:30:27] fstrelok ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:50:42 from level 65.
[11/13/23 12:25:05] KindOne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:58:29 towards level 73.
[11/13/23 13:00:52] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:14 towards level 81.
[11/13/23 13:02:20] Ecko was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:10:32 towards level 77.
[11/13/23 13:57:42] hugga's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hugga's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/23 14:00:01] Cirdan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:54:52 from level 83.
[11/13/23 14:06:29] BlueJay hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:10 towards level 36.
[11/13/23 14:11:03] bobvador hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:55 towards level 80.
[11/13/23 14:17:50] nawcom walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 10:07:39 from level 77.
[11/13/23 14:41:43] noex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:30:57 towards level 65.
[11/13/23 14:55:05] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:45:43 towards level 86.
[11/13/23 15:15:46] sam was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:52:39 from level 77.
[11/13/23 15:51:41] dwfreed bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:34:04 towards level 84.
[11/13/23 16:41:40] dyvonna caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:01:48 towards level 77.
[11/13/23 16:54:27] Nysdar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:11:15 towards level 75.
[11/13/23 17:33:36] Lilith was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:37:47 towards level 52.
[11/13/23 18:44:59] gideonstar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:49:31 towards level 57.
[11/13/23 20:06:29] Nuae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:46 towards level 70.
[11/13/23 21:01:09] Melon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:03 towards level 57.
[11/13/23 22:38:21] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:00:03 towards level 83.
[11/13/23 23:00:18] ToHellWithGA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:48:55 towards level 83.
[11/13/23 23:04:58] drahthaar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:55 towards level 86.
[11/13/23 23:44:34] DontEvenPeek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! DontEvenPeek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/23 23:45:13] ZOTTA was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:41:39 from level 75.
[11/14/23 00:10:24] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:57:15 towards level 79.
[11/14/23 00:21:30] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:06:00 towards level 71.
[11/14/23 00:44:48] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:17:53 towards level 85.
[11/14/23 01:07:20] Lenny_ has dealt happymeal a Critical Strike! 2 days, 21:42:58 is added to happymeal's clock.
[11/14/23 01:10:12] MetaNova discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:27:56 towards level 80.
[11/14/23 01:16:55] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 00:28:56 towards level 81.
[11/14/23 02:04:48] CornFly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:58 towards level 76.
[11/14/23 02:20:32] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:45 towards level 86.
[11/14/23 03:13:43] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:23:15 towards level 71.
[11/14/23 05:15:20] Cirdan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:50:38 towards level 83.
[11/14/23 05:54:23] brycec's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! brycec's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/23 05:58:01] CompanionCube was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:27:13 from level 85.
[11/14/23 06:09:13] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:53:25 towards level 89.
[11/14/23 06:46:04] The local wizard imbued Gorek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Gorek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/23 07:05:56] nya was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:10:39 towards level 80.
[11/14/23 07:23:55] OobSaco fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:27 from level 50.
[11/14/23 07:38:47] brycec hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:55:25 towards level 75.
[11/14/23 07:54:21] tmberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:59:31 towards level 77.
[11/14/23 08:52:43] buzel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:10:07 towards level 82.
[11/14/23 11:05:42] JamCow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:41 towards level 80.
[11/14/23 11:39:11] signofzeta was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:12:15 from level 74.
[11/14/23 11:43:27] Garg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:45 towards level 56.
[11/14/23 11:58:04] Chuck was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:37:46 towards level 78.
[11/14/23 12:25:26] Wolf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:51:41 towards level 85.
[11/14/23 13:06:45] blobdog has dealt kzootech a Critical Strike! 3 days, 09:23:45 is added to kzootech's clock.
[11/14/23 13:12:59] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:49 towards level 80.
[11/14/23 13:53:32] insidesources found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:25 towards level 46.
[11/14/23 14:48:16] io reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! io's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/23 15:10:51] Lilith has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:23:10 is added to Tangles's clock.
[11/14/23 15:27:44] tmberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:33 towards level 77.
[11/14/23 16:31:31] Lenny_ walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:57:06 from level 69.
[11/14/23 16:37:50] StalkR was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:15:20 from level 81.
[11/14/23 16:39:30] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:55:37 towards level 81.
[11/14/23 17:24:22] TheSilentLink's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TheSilentLink's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/23 17:43:13] dwfreed tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:17 towards level 84.
[11/14/23 18:08:32] DontEvenPeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:30 towards level 63.
[11/14/23 19:09:09] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:19 towards level 70.
[11/14/23 20:22:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yano's tunic! yano's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/23 20:42:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on buzel's tunic! buzel's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/23 21:00:05] kinus got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:16:06 from level 77.
[11/14/23 21:37:29] kinus's charm ate a bolt of lightning! kinus's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/23 22:25:31] cadfael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:41:00 towards level 76.
[11/14/23 22:40:21] yano ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:27:40 from level 82.
[11/15/23 00:39:06] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:15 towards level 86.
[11/15/23 02:20:02] Celediel's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Celediel's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/23 02:20:41] blabber found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:54 towards level 82.
[11/15/23 02:32:49] Nysdar burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Nysdar's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/15/23 03:34:34] Wolf's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Wolf's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/15/23 04:31:40] Ungoliant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:21:02 towards level 72.
[11/15/23 04:54:02] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:34 towards level 77.
[11/15/23 05:04:44] jjasghar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:19:26 from level 72.
[11/15/23 05:21:24] ToHellWithGA ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:07:41 from level 83.
[11/15/23 05:29:41] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:15:43 towards level 86.
[11/15/23 07:08:17] sco1 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:54 towards level 29.
[11/15/23 08:16:11] Jens found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:36 towards level 72.
[11/15/23 10:06:50] wowbagger was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:03:12 from level 58.
[11/15/23 10:58:14] The local wizard imbued Lilith's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Lilith's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/23 11:35:28] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:38:25 towards level 84.
[11/15/23 12:22:24] V was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:05:52 towards level 82.
[11/15/23 12:32:27] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:09 towards level 73.
[11/15/23 12:47:15] Paganel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:50:27 towards level 78.
[11/15/23 13:01:00] yNos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:51:15 towards level 77.
[11/15/23 14:59:01] insidesources found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:11 towards level 47.
[11/15/23 15:14:53] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:02:29 towards level 79.
[11/15/23 15:31:20] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:14:21 towards level 80.
[11/15/23 15:50:27] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:33 towards level 81.
[11/15/23 16:30:37] scumola was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:21 towards level 78.
[11/15/23 17:05:48] CodeGeek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CodeGeek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/23 19:15:12] Cockatrice hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:22 towards level 70.
[11/15/23 21:21:57] caeli was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:51:53 from level 84.
[11/15/23 22:18:13] dwfreed has dealt Daikojun a Critical Strike! 4 days, 23:52:49 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[11/15/23 23:51:17] thatmint's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! thatmint's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/23 00:44:48] DividedByZero gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:24 towards level 36.
[11/16/23 02:02:50] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:41:11 towards level 76.
[11/16/23 02:09:10] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:41 towards level 71.
[11/16/23 03:50:28] Khorne found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:28:11 towards level 88.
[11/16/23 04:14:16] OobSaco was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:26:28 from level 51.
[11/16/23 05:59:17] vectr0n caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:32 towards level 68.
[11/16/23 06:05:12] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:01 towards level 82.
[11/16/23 06:16:00] Nuae ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:03:19 from level 70.
[11/16/23 06:59:38] nathan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:46 towards level 53.
[11/16/23 08:36:58] slim hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:14:10 towards level 71.
[11/16/23 08:52:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kenyon's tunic! kenyon's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/23 08:58:09] SirBummelz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 91 days, 05:15:41 towards level 70.
[11/16/23 09:05:26] gradator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 14:06:48 towards level 82.
[11/16/23 09:06:35] hdm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:37:39 towards level 87.
[11/16/23 09:25:01] canton7 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:39:31 from level 78.
[11/16/23 12:13:51] canton7's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! canton7's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/23 13:11:28] Dan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:40:02 towards level 62.
[11/16/23 13:23:58] Minus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:25:45 towards level 73.
[11/16/23 13:44:30] The local wizard imbued Zaratustra's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Zaratustra's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/23 14:23:29] Mat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:35 towards level 61.
[11/16/23 14:46:56] bobvador was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:14:26 from level 80.
[11/16/23 16:05:48] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:12:52 towards level 83.
[11/16/23 16:13:41] pyre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:32 towards level 83.
[11/16/23 16:28:30] VonToutCourt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:30 towards level 82.
[11/16/23 17:02:29] talisein discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:58:45 towards level 75.
[11/16/23 17:19:21] kzootech's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! kzootech's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/23 17:21:55] bfft was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:36 towards level 63.
[11/16/23 17:22:31] Reilly ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:38:43 from level 65.
[11/16/23 17:35:40] BastelBot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:59:41 towards level 83.
[11/16/23 17:53:54] scumola ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:31:33 from level 78.
[11/16/23 18:10:47] washclof was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:08:38 towards level 88.
[11/16/23 18:20:41] Thorael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:49:26 towards level 79.
[11/16/23 20:12:25] damyan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! damyan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/23 20:12:28] DrinkyBird reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DrinkyBird's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/23 20:43:08] OobSaco was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:27:40 from level 51.
[11/16/23 20:54:53] idleneutral fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:00:17 from level 68.
[11/16/23 22:09:18] pyre's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pyre's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/23 22:42:39] tass's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! tass's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/17/23 00:17:38] Cirdan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:05:14 towards level 83.
[11/17/23 00:22:40] wowbagger caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:45:00 towards level 58.
[11/17/23 01:11:22] gildarts was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:14:06 towards level 76.
[11/17/23 01:41:29] Nysdar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:57:16 towards level 75.
[11/17/23 02:38:52] Zaratustra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:55:34 from level 71.
[11/17/23 03:20:38] idleevil found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:44:22 towards level 72.
[11/17/23 03:25:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bird's tunic! bird's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/23 04:46:22] csc2ya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:40 towards level 63.
[11/17/23 05:21:25] ahmubashshir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:16:38 towards level 67.
[11/17/23 05:34:37] buzel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:33 towards level 82.
[11/17/23 05:41:56] nawcom bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:10:06 towards level 77.
[11/17/23 07:59:55] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:50:38 towards level 86.
[11/17/23 08:08:21] bfft discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:27 towards level 63.
[11/17/23 08:18:32] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:56:43 towards level 71.
[11/17/23 08:49:41] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:15 towards level 73.
[11/17/23 09:25:45] boscage was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:40:35 from level 59.
[11/17/23 12:08:57] Thorael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:48:17 towards level 79.
[11/17/23 12:35:36] ToHellWithGA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:45:23 towards level 83.
[11/17/23 12:55:47] OobSaco was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:32:56 from level 51.
[11/17/23 13:21:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Carl's tunic! Carl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/23 14:16:01] tmberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:53:33 towards level 77.
[11/17/23 14:33:11] Gangsterish was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:31:54 towards level 58.
[11/17/23 15:08:10] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:29:01 towards level 80.
[11/17/23 16:10:48] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:41:54 from level 71.
[11/17/23 17:25:07] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:44 towards level 82.
[11/17/23 17:48:36] pwae ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:47:15 from level 81.
[11/17/23 18:20:39] Cockatrice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:05 towards level 70.
[11/17/23 18:58:36] StalkR reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! StalkR's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/23 19:57:49] vectr0n was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:36 towards level 68.
[11/17/23 20:17:42] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:24:24 towards level 87.
[11/17/23 20:27:29] idleevil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:42:50 towards level 72.
[11/17/23 21:11:44] GilbertErik was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:33:32 from level 71.
[11/17/23 21:34:26] shikhin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:25 towards level 82.
[11/17/23 22:10:38] spex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:48:54 towards level 79.
[11/17/23 22:12:44] Bluedog was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:02 towards level 75.
[11/17/23 22:32:29] Fenrik has dealt V a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:30:21 is added to V's clock.
[11/17/23 23:00:57] tmberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:32 towards level 77.
[11/17/23 23:25:40] DontEvenPeek's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! DontEvenPeek's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/18/23 00:21:37] tswsl was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 23:23:22 from level 84.
[11/18/23 00:46:21] MetaNova was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:17:40 from level 80.
[11/18/23 00:51:10] The local wizard imbued elf's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! elf's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/23 01:03:54] Lenny_ was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:01:04 from level 69.
[11/18/23 01:07:10] anarcat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:34:05 towards level 84.
[11/18/23 01:49:20] idleevil found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:24:20 towards level 72.
[11/18/23 04:24:13] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:40:56 towards level 74.
[11/18/23 05:53:31] shikhin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:45 towards level 82.
[11/18/23 06:11:47] gegenschein got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:43:38 towards level 78.
[11/18/23 06:17:09] Yarosh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:32:37 towards level 78.
[11/18/23 06:51:10] KindOne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:21:18 towards level 73.
[11/18/23 07:11:26] CompanionCube was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:46:00 towards level 85.
[11/18/23 07:18:06] Sombra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:11:00 towards level 82.
[11/18/23 08:02:35] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:55 towards level 85.
[11/18/23 08:08:31] dodecahedron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:45 towards level 51.
[11/18/23 09:38:12] Lenny_ walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:48:13 from level 69.
[11/18/23 09:49:14] KindOne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:42:41 towards level 73.
[11/18/23 12:22:51] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:00:14 towards level 86.
[11/18/23 12:49:51] tswsl's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! tswsl's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/18/23 15:16:15] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:16 towards level 71.
[11/18/23 15:54:11] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:33:07 from level 85.
[11/18/23 16:32:30] dwfreed was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:49 towards level 84.
[11/18/23 16:37:40] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:31 towards level 79.
[11/18/23 16:48:57] eroc1990's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! eroc1990's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/23 17:02:39] canton7 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:56 towards level 78.
[11/18/23 17:26:42] heisenbug slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! heisenbug's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/18/23 17:29:21] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:36:29 towards level 84.
[11/18/23 17:42:39] yano was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:22:26 from level 82.
[11/18/23 19:29:19] dyvonna discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:24:51 towards level 77.
[11/18/23 20:38:36] Wolf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:43:51 from level 85.
[11/18/23 21:06:10] GilbertErik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:27:45 towards level 71.
[11/18/23 21:14:39] ColonelPanic001 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:39:17 towards level 49.
[11/18/23 21:20:19] CompanionCube got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:03:29 towards level 85.
[11/18/23 21:36:59] Malvolio has dealt Aksej a Critical Strike! 4 days, 12:31:24 is added to Aksej's clock.
[11/18/23 23:35:33] Lord255 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:58:57 from level 84.
[11/19/23 00:04:10] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:51 towards level 77.
[11/19/23 01:43:38] Pinkman was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:48:22 from level 76.
[11/19/23 03:18:42] CornFly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/23 03:53:45] Fenrik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:13 towards level 81.
[11/19/23 04:39:34] HellSpawn has dealt Drin a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:19:08 is added to Drin's clock.
[11/19/23 05:47:26] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:11:44 towards level 84.
[11/19/23 06:44:58] ChowderKeg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:14 towards level 84.
[11/19/23 08:16:09] The local wizard imbued freeboson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! freeboson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/23 08:32:36] sc was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:20:38 from level 87.
[11/19/23 10:37:44] wowbagger hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:02 towards level 58.
[11/19/23 11:18:36] mordac gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:35 towards level 78.
[11/19/23 11:59:29] pfoley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:31:44 towards level 76.
[11/19/23 12:29:09] rawgreaze found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:26:11 towards level 74.
[11/19/23 14:29:12] Acolarh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:24:14 from level 83.
[11/19/23 15:10:38] hugga found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:15:56 towards level 70.
[11/19/23 15:13:33] signofzeta spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! signofzeta's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/19/23 15:46:58] particleflux had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:46:42 towards level 58.
[11/19/23 16:06:17] t3chn0 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:13:39 towards level 80.
[11/19/23 16:48:49] signofzeta met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:41:50 from level 74.
[11/19/23 16:53:14] signofzeta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:11 towards level 74.
[11/19/23 17:09:47] yNos was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:15:15 towards level 77.
[11/19/23 17:20:04] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:41:21 towards level 80.
[11/19/23 17:36:26] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:17 towards level 82.
[11/19/23 18:20:54] pfoley was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:47:31 from level 76.
[11/19/23 18:43:03] Rayke found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:39 towards level 47.
[11/19/23 20:25:21] Affliction reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Affliction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/23 20:27:07] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:14 towards level 85.
[11/19/23 21:11:54] dwfreed was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:27:58 from level 84.
[11/19/23 21:37:41] Celediel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:13:37 towards level 52.
[11/19/23 22:29:30] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:06:49 towards level 82.
[11/19/23 22:43:12] thornrag tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:17 towards level 78.
[11/19/23 22:48:17] StalkR's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! StalkR's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/23 22:53:09] Asara was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:11:27 towards level 83.
[11/20/23 00:01:04] Reilly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:35:08 towards level 65.
[11/20/23 00:13:43] signofzeta found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:05:07 towards level 74.
[11/20/23 00:22:06] canton7 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:16 towards level 78.
[11/20/23 00:24:04] CornFly has dealt misha a Critical Strike! 2 days, 14:40:14 is added to misha's clock.
[11/20/23 01:37:19] TimWolla found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:48 towards level 86.
[11/20/23 02:33:56] signofzeta's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! signofzeta's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/23 02:52:03] Mat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:30 towards level 61.
[11/20/23 02:55:01] gideonstar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:59:30 towards level 57.
[11/20/23 03:09:31] Minus's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Minus's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/23 03:53:01] DividedByZero was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:07 towards level 39.
[11/20/23 04:03:18] scumola tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:44 towards level 78.
[11/20/23 04:04:49] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:37:48 towards level 81.
[11/20/23 06:40:45] Chuck got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:34:07 towards level 78.
[11/20/23 06:54:36] signofzeta burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! signofzeta's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/23 07:13:28] dbx12 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dbx12's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/23 07:54:01] blabber was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:39:54 towards level 82.
[11/20/23 08:13:11] Mat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:13:39 towards level 61.
[11/20/23 08:14:29] elf was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:10:05 from level 86.
[11/20/23 08:26:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Destruia's tunic! Destruia's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/23 08:57:04] signofzeta was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:45:07 towards level 74.
[11/20/23 09:25:37] thornrag was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:54 towards level 78.
[11/20/23 09:53:42] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:56:12 towards level 81.
[11/20/23 11:45:22] tmberg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:16:17 from level 77.
[11/20/23 11:46:55] Ungoliant found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:35:30 towards level 72.
[11/20/23 11:48:50] MetaNova caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:04:23 towards level 80.
[11/20/23 13:34:05] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:41 towards level 76.
[11/20/23 14:46:05] RussellB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:26:38 towards level 80.
[11/20/23 16:32:32] tass has dealt Destruia a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:31:50 is added to Destruia's clock.
[11/20/23 16:42:01] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:14:54 towards level 77.
[11/20/23 17:37:49] scornn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:22:22 towards level 61.
[11/20/23 18:08:44] Pinkman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:28:10 towards level 76.
[11/20/23 18:23:55] Destruia was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:37:25 from level 77.
[11/20/23 18:43:13] Bluedog was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:22:32 from level 75.
[11/20/23 19:47:41] Ungoliant found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:44:53 towards level 72.
[11/20/23 19:57:34] hugga has dealt Melon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:59:18 is added to Melon's clock.
[11/20/23 20:06:30] Khorne burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Khorne's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/23 20:07:30] tsr was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:12:31 from level 78.
[11/20/23 20:22:34] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:43:58 from level 87.
[11/20/23 20:52:10] idlegood caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:01:22 towards level 73.
[11/20/23 21:09:56] gideonstar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:05:33 towards level 57.
[11/20/23 21:21:21] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:32:38 towards level 80.
[11/20/23 21:40:25] happymeal bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:53:55 towards level 58.
[11/20/23 22:36:43] Nysdar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:44 towards level 75.
[11/20/23 23:04:11] sco1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:02 towards level 33.
[11/21/23 00:42:58] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:09:36 towards level 79.
[11/21/23 00:54:37] jfcaron's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jfcaron's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/23 01:14:47] KM1604 has dealt V a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:07:13 is added to V's clock.
[11/21/23 01:43:27] scumola hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:13 towards level 78.
[11/21/23 01:59:22] tass found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:02:37 towards level 56.
[11/21/23 02:43:22] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:55:47 towards level 87.
[11/21/23 03:12:31] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:23:38 towards level 81.
[11/21/23 03:19:57] freeboson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:22:48 from level 80.
[11/21/23 04:03:27] talisein's charm ate a bolt of lightning! talisein's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/23 04:10:41] pwae's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pwae's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/23 05:35:21] kevkev got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:39:55 towards level 53.
[11/21/23 05:49:04] gendish had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:38 towards level 51.
[11/21/23 06:25:07] Lenny_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:38:42 towards level 69.
[11/21/23 06:25:31] nawcom had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:43:18 towards level 77.
[11/21/23 06:46:52] TimeWarp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:09 towards level 71.
[11/21/23 07:27:38] adamus1red found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:37 towards level 79.
[11/21/23 08:16:26] alexlehm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:01 towards level 60.
[11/21/23 08:17:08] anarcat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:40:44 from level 84.
[11/21/23 08:24:34] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:24 towards level 79.
[11/21/23 09:26:10] eroc1990 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:45:32 from level 61.
[11/21/23 09:56:20] aqsd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:29 towards level 78.
[11/21/23 10:35:54] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 17:59:36 towards level 80.
[11/21/23 10:46:06] Destruia was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:36 towards level 77.
[11/21/23 11:58:46] gildarts tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:36 towards level 76.
[11/21/23 12:18:44] tsr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:34:02 towards level 78.
[11/21/23 12:28:34] caeli's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! caeli's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/23 13:00:40] GilbertErik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:40:34 towards level 71.
[11/21/23 13:11:58] wowbagger found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:30 towards level 58.
[11/21/23 13:24:13] Kody was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:27 towards level 51.
[11/21/23 13:49:53] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:10:25 towards level 85.
[11/21/23 14:59:46] Khorne was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:16:25 from level 88.
[11/21/23 15:02:58] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:03:18 towards level 77.
[11/21/23 16:16:15] StalkR gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:32:53 towards level 81.
[11/21/23 16:47:02] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:41 towards level 78.
[11/21/23 17:36:41] Techman's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Techman's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/23 18:11:01] misha was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:24:11 from level 86.
[11/21/23 18:38:35] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:49:24 towards level 82.
[11/21/23 19:06:52] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:20:11 towards level 73.
[11/21/23 19:19:52] Bluedog got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:10:18 from level 75.
[11/21/23 19:26:21] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:09:33 towards level 84.
[11/21/23 19:28:12] scumola spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! scumola's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/23 19:34:05] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:10 towards level 77.
[11/21/23 20:18:46] washclof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:05:30 towards level 88.
[11/21/23 21:02:39] CodeGeek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:59:17 from level 82.
[11/21/23 21:23:41] blobdog was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:27:08 from level 54.
[11/21/23 21:27:57] simple slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! simple's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/23 21:31:16] DividedByZero was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:30 from level 40.
[11/21/23 21:41:13] Tangles was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:35:18 from level 78.
[11/21/23 22:55:22] bfft has dealt dyvonna a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:30:43 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[11/21/23 23:10:10] CornFly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:48:53 from level 76.
[11/21/23 23:25:32] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:09:02 from level 77.
[11/21/23 23:43:12] Nysdar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:12 towards level 75.
[11/21/23 23:50:52] grangerstranger gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:42 towards level 44.
[11/22/23 00:16:28] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:54:53 towards level 79.
[11/22/23 00:57:32] jaxson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:35:23 from level 73.
[11/22/23 01:04:03] Affliction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:53:02 towards level 80.
[11/22/23 01:13:23] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:16:07 towards level 78.
[11/22/23 01:46:25] kinus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:55:18 towards level 77.
[11/22/23 02:19:36] ahmubashshir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:12:34 towards level 67.
[11/22/23 02:33:33] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:37:57 towards level 85.
[11/22/23 02:44:33] bfft gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:36 towards level 63.
[11/22/23 02:50:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nathan's tunic! nathan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/23 03:10:12] tswsl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:45:09 towards level 84.
[11/22/23 03:47:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on freeboson's tunic! freeboson's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/23 04:06:58] Acolarh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:49 towards level 83.
[11/22/23 04:25:17] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:43 towards level 84.
[11/22/23 04:35:29] RussellB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:58:05 towards level 80.
[11/22/23 05:02:48] Kody found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:27 towards level 51.
[11/22/23 05:06:07] Kurenai hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:00 towards level 73.
[11/22/23 05:42:12] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:39:00 towards level 80.
[11/22/23 06:13:13] Wam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:54:00 towards level 74.
[11/22/23 06:41:06] gendish gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:14:35 towards level 51.
[11/22/23 06:42:12] dwfreed's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! dwfreed's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/23 06:57:52] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:07:07 towards level 80.
[11/22/23 07:20:36] Bluedog found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:40 towards level 75.
[11/22/23 07:41:10] buzel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:29:29 towards level 82.
[11/22/23 07:45:29] eroc1990 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! eroc1990's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/23 08:21:53] boscage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:25 towards level 59.
[11/22/23 09:07:31] dbx12 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:50:14 towards level 61.
[11/22/23 10:00:28] shikhin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:51:37 from level 82.
[11/22/23 11:09:47] cadfael met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:51:07 from level 76.
[11/22/23 12:17:26] tsr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:22:42 towards level 78.
[11/22/23 12:44:11] Daikojun was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:20:30 towards level 59.
[11/22/23 12:50:42] buzel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:46:21 towards level 82.
[11/22/23 13:19:15] dbx12 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:36 towards level 61.
[11/22/23 14:06:19] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:35:47 towards level 78.
[11/22/23 14:36:17] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:59:54 towards level 84.
[11/22/23 14:56:45] RussellB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:19:12 towards level 80.
[11/22/23 15:07:56] Daikojun found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:19:29 towards level 59.
[11/22/23 16:03:16] VonToutCourt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:28 towards level 82.
[11/22/23 16:18:44] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:00 towards level 84.
[11/22/23 16:42:11] dwfreed was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:27:12 from level 84.
[11/22/23 16:47:24] gildarts reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gildarts's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/22/23 17:36:38] brycec hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:50:39 towards level 76.
[11/22/23 18:17:46] elegy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:09 towards level 47.
[11/22/23 18:44:34] Fehu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:24:46 towards level 76.
[11/22/23 19:34:27] BlueJay found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:34 towards level 41.
[11/22/23 19:47:21] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:34 towards level 78.
[11/22/23 20:14:12] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:54:03 towards level 69.
[11/22/23 20:44:49] sam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:09:52 from level 77.
[11/22/23 20:57:17] elegy ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:53:47 from level 47.
[11/22/23 21:16:07] CodeGeek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:53 from level 82.
[11/22/23 21:25:24] nya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:56:53 towards level 80.
[11/22/23 21:47:11] idleevil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:47:42 towards level 72.
[11/22/23 22:20:24] shikhin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:56:17 towards level 82.
[11/22/23 22:29:56] sco1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:41 towards level 35.
[11/22/23 22:40:44] gusto tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:58:44 towards level 67.
[11/22/23 22:50:55] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:00:50 towards level 73.
[11/22/23 23:01:04] simple has dealt dbx12 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:07:44 is added to dbx12's clock.
[11/22/23 23:21:33] grangerstranger found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:23 towards level 45.
[11/22/23 23:52:53] kevkev gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:15:21 towards level 53.
[11/23/23 00:28:44] rawgreaze had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:11:56 towards level 74.
[11/23/23 02:05:57] nathan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:09 towards level 53.
[11/23/23 02:24:37] Lnk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:15:31 towards level 89.
[11/23/23 02:34:42] anarcat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:46:21 from level 84.
[11/23/23 02:35:24] dbx12 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:11:28 towards level 61.
[11/23/23 03:21:59] nawcom got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:55:34 towards level 77.
[11/23/23 04:10:44] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:37 towards level 75.
[11/23/23 05:06:33] mordac has dealt Kody a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:44:59 is added to Kody's clock.
[11/23/23 05:17:18] Crazycatlady found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:16 towards level 82.
[11/23/23 08:43:10] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 18:28:45 towards level 76.
[11/23/23 10:15:30] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:22 towards level 73.
[11/23/23 10:51:26] KindOne slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! KindOne's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/23/23 11:24:49] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:03:46 towards level 87.
[11/23/23 12:34:41] gendish was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:17 towards level 51.
[11/23/23 14:22:23] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:55 towards level 79.
[11/23/23 14:23:17] BastelBot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:26:30 from level 83.
[11/23/23 15:40:45] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:31:21 towards level 76.
[11/23/23 16:20:06] GilbertErik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:46:56 towards level 71.
[11/23/23 16:49:13] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:27:18 towards level 88.
[11/23/23 17:23:31] blobdog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:30:55 towards level 54.
[11/23/23 17:43:35] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:28 towards level 74.
[11/23/23 18:42:31] The local wizard imbued yNos's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! yNos's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/23 18:53:16] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:28:40 towards level 87.
[11/23/23 19:07:03] tass hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:17:00 towards level 56.
[11/23/23 19:09:25] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:01 towards level 71.
[11/23/23 19:26:56] zifnab06 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:38:35 towards level 74.
[11/23/23 20:20:55] idlegood ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:00:55 from level 73.
[11/23/23 20:42:45] solarsparq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:03 towards level 68.
[11/23/23 21:15:22] wowbagger discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:03 towards level 58.
[11/23/23 21:34:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sam's tunic! sam's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/23/23 21:53:13] blobdog ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:29:29 from level 54.
[11/23/23 22:06:04] idleneutral walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:22:56 from level 68.
[11/23/23 22:23:31] kinus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:25 towards level 77.
[11/23/23 22:32:27] ter0 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:28:52 from level 53.
[11/23/23 23:38:15] HeavyPodda ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:06:34 from level 80.
[11/23/23 23:56:16] dwfreed was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:44 towards level 84.
[11/24/23 00:46:10] Kurenai was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:58:32 from level 73.
[11/24/23 01:30:17] DrinkyBird was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:27:31 towards level 85.
[11/24/23 01:36:40] yNos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:51:50 towards level 77.
[11/24/23 01:52:10] gildarts has dealt Lnk a Critical Strike! 5 days, 15:27:38 is added to Lnk's clock.
[11/24/23 02:08:13] gideonstar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:08:09 towards level 57.
[11/24/23 02:19:16] Thorael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:53:30 towards level 79.
[11/24/23 03:08:03] The local wizard imbued grangerstranger's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! grangerstranger's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/24/23 03:31:24] Matthew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:39:54 towards level 62.
[11/24/23 04:13:39] StalkR was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:46:04 from level 81.
[11/24/23 05:52:02] nya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:43:48 towards level 80.
[11/24/23 06:09:39] idleneutral bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:28:48 towards level 68.
[11/24/23 06:18:32] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:44:19 towards level 80.
[11/24/23 06:43:02] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:26 towards level 79.
[11/24/23 07:38:58] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:30 towards level 76.
[11/24/23 08:38:41] Lenny_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:47:07 towards level 69.
[11/24/23 09:27:46] BlueJay bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:39 towards level 42.
[11/24/23 10:13:39] Chuck found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:49 towards level 78.
[11/24/23 11:14:45] Nysdar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:43 towards level 75.
[11/24/23 12:01:33] adamus1red spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! adamus1red's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/24/23 13:10:25] EddieT137 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! EddieT137's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/24/23 13:11:43] vegadark discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:07 towards level 85.
[11/24/23 13:13:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on V's tunic! V's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/24/23 13:20:48] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:45:40 towards level 76.
[11/24/23 15:36:52] DividedByZero was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:09 towards level 41.
[11/24/23 15:43:21] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:35 towards level 82.
[11/24/23 16:15:47] BlueJay was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:58 from level 42.
[11/24/23 16:40:35] apb got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:03:17 from level 79.
[11/24/23 16:56:24] gendish caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:55 towards level 51.
[11/24/23 18:15:31] kptr was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:05:47 from level 81.
[11/24/23 19:30:26] tass bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:07 towards level 56.
[11/24/23 19:52:28] blobdog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:16:46 towards level 54.
[11/24/23 19:56:11] ter0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:05:34 towards level 53.
[11/24/23 20:03:13] idlegood reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idlegood's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/24/23 20:27:09] io got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:32:10 towards level 86.
[11/24/23 21:35:08] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:53:47 towards level 77.
[11/24/23 22:05:16] Omega hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:46:18 towards level 76.
[11/24/23 22:58:43] spex's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! spex's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/24/23 23:05:21] Nuae was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:18:49 from level 71.
[11/24/23 23:33:45] OobSaco bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:53 towards level 51.
[11/24/23 23:58:09] VonToutCourt was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:29:26 from level 82.
[11/25/23 01:00:59] jfcaron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:06 towards level 38.
[11/25/23 01:13:20] Paganel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:30:12 from level 78.
[11/25/23 01:52:14] dodecahedron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:06:04 towards level 52.
[11/25/23 02:27:19] thatmint walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:51:45 from level 65.
[11/25/23 04:51:00] The local wizard imbued tass's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tass's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/23 05:07:30] Fehu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:39 towards level 76.
[11/25/23 07:45:57] laama caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:51:02 towards level 83.
[11/25/23 08:11:06] scornn fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:14:06 from level 61.
[11/25/23 08:15:04] cadfael has dealt zbe a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:36:21 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/25/23 08:20:05] Thorael met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:15:37 from level 79.
[11/25/23 08:31:42] gradator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:52:05 towards level 82.
[11/25/23 09:07:03] caeli's charm ate a bolt of lightning! caeli's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/23 09:32:51] bird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:41 towards level 43.
[11/25/23 09:33:42] hdm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:22:33 towards level 87.
[11/25/23 09:37:46] Crazycatlady burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Crazycatlady's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/25/23 09:39:56] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:37:21 towards level 84.
[11/25/23 09:52:17] V hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:10:09 towards level 82.
[11/25/23 10:37:44] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:04:08 towards level 82.
[11/25/23 10:48:16] GilbertErik was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:41:45 from level 71.
[11/25/23 11:03:32] damyan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! damyan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/23 11:28:20] u4ia was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:36 towards level 50.
[11/25/23 11:39:11] BenDover walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:09:57 from level 60.
[11/25/23 12:13:31] ZOTTA was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:03:17 from level 75.
[11/25/23 12:19:27] olsner was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:21:14 towards level 57.
[11/25/23 12:35:43] rawgreaze was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:50:01 towards level 74.
[11/25/23 12:48:16] olsner was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:34:16 towards level 57.
[11/25/23 12:50:01] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:00 towards level 77.
[11/25/23 13:55:29] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:08 towards level 75.
[11/25/23 14:00:15] t3chn0's charm ate a bolt of lightning! t3chn0's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/23 14:17:19] vectr0n reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! vectr0n's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/25/23 14:38:42] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:10 towards level 76.
[11/25/23 14:47:14] Drin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:16:39 from level 76.
[11/25/23 15:23:46] V got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:38:59 towards level 82.
[11/25/23 16:34:38] Lenny_ ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:27:37 from level 69.
[11/25/23 17:45:02] roosterphant found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:52 towards level 51.
[11/25/23 18:10:51] StalkR discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:09:36 towards level 81.
[11/25/23 18:37:54] bird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:56 towards level 43.
[11/25/23 18:41:19] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:06:31 towards level 76.
[11/25/23 19:11:50] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:08 towards level 82.
[11/25/23 19:24:10] vegadark was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:37 towards level 85.
[11/25/23 20:01:32] io was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:30 towards level 86.
[11/25/23 20:28:50] roosterphant found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:31:16 towards level 51.
[11/25/23 20:36:04] idlegood hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:40:03 towards level 73.
[11/25/23 21:48:45] thatmint gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:39:10 towards level 65.
[11/25/23 23:09:55] tass walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:24:24 from level 56.
[11/25/23 23:44:33] CompanionCube gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:31:22 towards level 85.
[11/26/23 00:36:09] V was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:20:59 from level 82.
[11/26/23 01:37:23] JackyB fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:30:26 from level 64.
[11/26/23 02:19:06] jaxson has dealt Forud a Critical Strike! 5 days, 03:19:31 is added to Forud's clock.
[11/26/23 02:44:12] Cirdan has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 7 days, 13:19:47 is added to Tangles's clock.
[11/26/23 02:55:15] idlegood was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:33:16 towards level 73.
[11/26/23 03:25:42] Fenrik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:39 towards level 81.
[11/26/23 03:30:29] happymeal was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:57:41 towards level 58.
[11/26/23 06:00:26] Kritzefitz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:17:38 from level 78.
[11/26/23 06:07:00] Asara was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:46:35 towards level 83.
[11/26/23 06:52:28] Cirdan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:29:52 from level 84.
[11/26/23 07:09:41] JigmeDatse got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:36:51 towards level 68.
[11/26/23 08:29:41] adamus1red was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:36:33 towards level 80.
[11/26/23 08:38:46] damyan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! damyan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/26/23 09:09:59] tswsl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:41:22 towards level 84.
[11/26/23 10:06:57] HellSpawn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:40:08 towards level 74.
[11/26/23 10:56:57] solarsparq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:06 towards level 68.
[11/26/23 11:02:29] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:50 towards level 70.
[11/26/23 11:34:12] BenDover was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:51:08 towards level 60.
[11/26/23 11:40:37] Wolf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:08:16 from level 85.
[11/26/23 11:57:01] gradator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:14 towards level 82.
[11/26/23 12:11:41] ukleinek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:13 from level 79.
[11/26/23 12:51:41] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:44 towards level 70.
[11/26/23 12:58:49] V reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! V's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/26/23 13:01:16] BastelBot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:52 towards level 83.
[11/26/23 13:03:14] grangerstranger discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:21 towards level 45.
[11/26/23 13:12:10] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:03:21 towards level 73.
[11/26/23 14:04:46] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:53:38 towards level 71.
[11/26/23 14:16:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on talisein's tunic! talisein's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/26/23 14:40:19] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:38 towards level 72.
[11/26/23 15:19:52] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:51 towards level 82.
[11/26/23 16:24:09] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:01:59 towards level 69.
[11/26/23 16:50:52] TimWolla's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TimWolla's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/26/23 16:58:15] buzel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:53:03 towards level 82.
[11/26/23 20:06:49] sam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:46 towards level 77.
[11/26/23 20:38:25] Gangsterish was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:33 towards level 58.
[11/26/23 20:49:59] Sario was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:00:35 from level 69.
[11/26/23 21:02:26] insidesources's charm ate a bolt of lightning! insidesources's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/26/23 22:04:11] elegy's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! elegy's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/26/23 22:27:07] dyvonna found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:33 towards level 77.
[11/26/23 23:35:29] idleevil had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:44:08 towards level 72.
[11/26/23 23:58:56] idleneutral was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:53:11 towards level 68.
[11/27/23 00:19:41] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:16:37 towards level 78.
[11/27/23 00:48:57] drahthaar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:43:58 towards level 87.
[11/27/23 00:57:35] tswsl's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tswsl's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/23 01:06:01] noex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:08:48 towards level 65.
[11/27/23 01:14:45] sc fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:19:20 from level 88.
[11/27/23 01:39:02] hdm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:15:13 from level 87.
[11/27/23 01:45:31] bfft discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:53 towards level 63.
[11/27/23 01:47:58] tsr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:42:01 towards level 78.
[11/27/23 01:59:28] eroc1990 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:34:59 towards level 61.
[11/27/23 02:05:14] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:59:57 towards level 85.
[11/27/23 05:25:47] ColonelPanic001 has dealt Lord255 a Critical Strike! 4 days, 13:09:35 is added to Lord255's clock.
[11/27/23 05:41:33] Lilith hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:53 towards level 52.
[11/27/23 06:25:40] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:00 towards level 71.
[11/27/23 06:50:59] kptr burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kptr's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/27/23 06:58:22] Drin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:09:02 towards level 76.
[11/27/23 07:57:46] Tabmow was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:30:33 from level 72.
[11/27/23 09:27:53] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:20:54 towards level 82.
[11/27/23 09:56:28] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:37 towards level 81.
[11/27/23 10:07:04] hugga was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:30:00 towards level 70.
[11/27/23 10:20:28] Chuck was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:28:53 from level 78.
[11/27/23 11:46:36] Wolf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:31 towards level 85.
[11/27/23 12:03:58] Zaratustra's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Zaratustra's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/23 12:16:41] anarcat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! anarcat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/23 13:17:59] ChowderKeg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:16:35 from level 84.
[11/27/23 13:34:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Koffa's tunic! Koffa's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/23 14:26:25] yano was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:43:34 from level 83.
[11/27/23 14:40:11] The local wizard imbued Kurenai's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kurenai's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/23 16:09:23] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:28 towards level 73.
[11/27/23 17:25:42] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:21 towards level 76.
[11/27/23 17:35:41] slim's charm ate a bolt of lightning! slim's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/23 17:54:51] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:41 towards level 71.
[11/27/23 19:13:11] scornn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:19:10 towards level 61.
[11/27/23 20:15:05] u4ia reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! u4ia's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/27/23 21:40:38] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:13:43 towards level 69.
[11/27/23 22:05:21] Nuae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:17:17 towards level 71.
[11/27/23 22:49:44] tomhek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:16:41 towards level 82.
[11/27/23 23:33:22] BenDover gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:02:13 towards level 60.
[11/27/23 23:48:47] ColonelPanic001 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:15 towards level 50.
[11/28/23 00:13:04] Matthew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:16:48 towards level 62.
[11/28/23 00:20:18] anarcat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! anarcat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/28/23 01:35:56] Cockatrice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:21:15 towards level 71.
[11/28/23 02:04:24] KingPimpCommand ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:26:28 from level 51.
[11/28/23 02:52:33] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:13:47 towards level 84.
[11/28/23 03:01:56] Platonides was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:07:30 towards level 70.
[11/28/23 04:00:57] Minus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:32 towards level 73.
[11/28/23 04:16:38] Khorne walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:45:49 from level 88.
[11/28/23 04:18:02] scumola caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:08:39 towards level 78.
[11/28/23 05:09:39] idlegood was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:47:01 from level 73.
[11/28/23 05:12:22] hugga discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:57 towards level 70.
[11/28/23 05:51:07] Khorne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:56:15 towards level 88.
[11/28/23 06:19:50] Theleveler found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:17:33 towards level 83.
[11/28/23 06:31:46] Nuae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:55:49 towards level 71.
[11/28/23 06:51:51] roosterphant bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:54 towards level 51.
[11/28/23 06:57:04] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:44 towards level 85.
[11/28/23 07:31:37] t3chn0 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:40:34 towards level 80.
[11/28/23 09:25:27] jayvee had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:15:47 towards level 79.
[11/28/23 09:33:00] Gangsterish has dealt anarcat a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:11:20 is added to anarcat's clock.
[11/28/23 09:45:15] vectr0n was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:16:33 from level 69.
[11/28/23 10:13:37] spex was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:04:32 from level 80.
[11/28/23 10:21:20] BenDover gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:42:37 towards level 60.
[11/28/23 10:33:59] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:52 towards level 85.
[11/28/23 10:37:00] Techman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:37:52 towards level 87.
[11/28/23 10:46:05] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:24 towards level 86.
[11/28/23 11:21:09] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:20:41 towards level 81.
[11/28/23 11:56:04] Kurenai found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:56 towards level 73.
[11/28/23 12:53:10] sco1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:47 towards level 39.
[11/28/23 13:20:47] heisenbug met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:12:39 from level 85.
[11/28/23 13:52:50] Kody was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:17:39 towards level 52.
[11/28/23 14:16:20] MetaNova discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:58:43 towards level 80.
[11/28/23 14:33:33] Melon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:40:34 towards level 58.
[11/28/23 14:46:00] Kody fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:46:38 from level 52.
[11/28/23 16:01:34] signofzeta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:49 towards level 74.
[11/28/23 16:44:17] Crazycatlady was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:24:40 towards level 83.
[11/28/23 19:32:02] pants was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:30:10 towards level 79.
[11/28/23 19:34:35] TimeWarp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:14 towards level 71.
[11/28/23 20:08:53] talisein found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:48:44 towards level 76.
[11/28/23 20:14:00] gegenschein was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:29:51 from level 78.
[11/28/23 20:20:47] Lnk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:07:10 towards level 89.
[11/28/23 20:34:17] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:55:11 towards level 87.
[11/28/23 20:38:57] adamus1red was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:34:44 from level 80.
[11/28/23 21:27:51] olsner hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:25:25 towards level 57.
[11/28/23 21:30:28] happymeal was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:35:36 from level 58.
[11/28/23 22:43:13] tass ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:46:46 from level 56.
[11/28/23 23:45:40] nickware has dealt pastly a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:30:15 is added to pastly's clock.
[11/29/23 01:03:05] bookworm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:17:17 towards level 75.
[11/29/23 01:12:23] thornrag was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:43:32 from level 79.
[11/29/23 01:56:12] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:17 towards level 70.
[11/29/23 02:04:22] Techman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:57:43 from level 87.
[11/29/23 02:06:26] Melon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:35:13 from level 58.
[11/29/23 02:08:23] Ecko was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:52:57 towards level 77.
[11/29/23 03:02:48] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:29 towards level 86.
[11/29/23 03:07:40] Bluedog ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:57:34 from level 76.
[11/29/23 03:33:47] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:01:01 towards level 82.
[11/29/23 03:52:42] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:03:57 towards level 80.
[11/29/23 04:15:51] Khorne was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:35:26 from level 88.
[11/29/23 04:26:17] mordac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:49:18 towards level 79.
[11/29/23 04:51:27] solarsparq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:59 towards level 68.
[11/29/23 06:38:31] Gorek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:37:58 towards level 84.
[11/29/23 07:03:52] buzel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:51:19 from level 82.
[11/29/23 07:20:53] The local wizard imbued Techman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Techman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/29/23 07:23:02] "\@_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:13 towards level 81.
[11/29/23 07:25:33] Lnk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:16:31 towards level 89.
[11/29/23 08:39:06] tsr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:20 towards level 78.
[11/29/23 09:05:21] unicron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:27 towards level 71.
[11/29/23 09:40:18] Lord255 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:30:55 towards level 84.
[11/29/23 10:31:51] brycec found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:21:24 towards level 76.
[11/29/23 10:38:31] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:09:58 towards level 78.
[11/29/23 11:18:54] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:12 towards level 77.
[11/29/23 11:25:35] Affliction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:03:43 towards level 80.
[11/29/23 12:36:56] EddieT137 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:06:24 towards level 76.
[11/29/23 12:59:58] Matthew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:00:37 towards level 62.
[11/29/23 13:01:10] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:38 towards level 73.
[11/29/23 13:28:56] thatmint was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:47:44 from level 65.
[11/29/23 14:49:06] solarsparq was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:34 towards level 68.
[11/29/23 14:51:00] Drin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:06:39 towards level 76.
[11/29/23 15:53:38] t3chn0 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:22:26 towards level 80.
[11/29/23 16:30:38] fstrelok was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:14:45 from level 66.
[11/29/23 16:39:31] zifnab06 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:06:51 towards level 74.
[11/29/23 16:58:53] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:02 towards level 79.
[11/29/23 17:13:27] Gangsterish found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:49:29 towards level 59.
[11/29/23 19:01:28] laama got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:09:40 towards level 83.
[11/29/23 19:49:47] MetaNova was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:11:04 towards level 80.
[11/29/23 20:02:05] ter0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:15 towards level 53.
[11/29/23 20:16:38] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:35:34 towards level 79.
[11/29/23 21:52:48] sc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:49:15 from level 88.
[11/29/23 21:59:50] bobvador ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:47:33 from level 80.
[11/29/23 22:42:12] signofzeta had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:20 towards level 74.
[11/29/23 23:04:21] Zaratustra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:52:05 from level 72.
[11/29/23 23:59:24] Melon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:08:15 towards level 58.
[11/30/23 00:07:23] gegenschein was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:46 from level 78.
[11/30/23 00:32:33] brycec was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:19:47 towards level 76.
[11/30/23 00:45:51] kptr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 11:33:34 from level 82.
[11/30/23 01:22:57] TheSilentLink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:21:13 from level 73.
[11/30/23 01:25:06] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:52 towards level 77.
[11/30/23 02:36:03] yNos was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:33:26 from level 77.
[11/30/23 03:23:51] grangerstranger met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:09:14 from level 46.
[11/30/23 04:56:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yNos's tunic! yNos's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/23 05:12:45] Asara was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:59:26 towards level 83.
[11/30/23 06:19:40] sco1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:04 towards level 40.
[11/30/23 06:50:35] kenyon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:37:23 from level 84.
[11/30/23 06:53:09] kptr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:35:56 towards level 82.
[11/30/23 07:25:55] SSLbits's charm ate a bolt of lightning! SSLbits's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/23 08:37:46] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:45 towards level 87.
[11/30/23 08:56:28] bg was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:45 from level 82.
[11/30/23 09:29:18] ToHellWithGA's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ToHellWithGA's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/23 09:37:11] csc2ya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:07:44 towards level 64.
[11/30/23 11:00:30] u4ia had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:05 towards level 50.
[11/30/23 11:01:36] vectr0n was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:14:33 towards level 69.
[11/30/23 11:11:38] Kody has dealt Drin a Critical Strike! 9 days, 02:10:31 is added to Drin's clock.
[11/30/23 11:15:42] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:50 towards level 74.
[11/30/23 11:22:56] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:42 towards level 82.
[11/30/23 12:11:04] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:47 towards level 79.
[11/30/23 12:11:16] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:57 towards level 83.
[11/30/23 12:34:52] boscage was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:38 towards level 59.
[11/30/23 12:51:20] The local wizard imbued buzel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! buzel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/23 14:01:47] REDXIII had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:25 towards level 27.
[11/30/23 15:17:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on talisein's tunic! talisein's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/23 16:28:37] Gangsterish's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Gangsterish's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/30/23 16:35:14] bfft got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:20:38 from level 64.
[11/30/23 16:37:57] BenDover found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:14 towards level 60.
[11/30/23 16:38:22] Chuck's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Chuck's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/23 17:25:01] sco1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:19 towards level 41.
[11/30/23 19:31:56] ahmubashshir ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:49:40 from level 67.
[11/30/23 19:32:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on spex's tunic! spex's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/23 19:55:21] Matthew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:12:01 towards level 62.
[11/30/23 21:06:09] Gangsterish ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:08:27 from level 59.
[11/30/23 21:33:28] buzel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! buzel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/30/23 22:08:42] bookworm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:48:22 towards level 75.
[11/30/23 23:23:40] spex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:01:45 towards level 80.
[11/30/23 23:41:32] \dev\ice found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:12:15 towards level 65.
[12/01/23 00:03:49] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:32 towards level 77.
[12/01/23 00:18:41] BastelBot was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 11:04:03 from level 84.
[12/01/23 00:35:12] Daikojun bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:54 towards level 59.
[12/01/23 00:59:45] hugga was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:41:16 towards level 71.
[12/01/23 02:16:12] tass was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:32:27 from level 56.
[12/01/23 02:55:13] blabber ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:41 from level 82.
[12/01/23 04:00:33] Koffa ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:04:21 from level 82.
[12/01/23 04:09:21] nathan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:21 towards level 54.
[12/01/23 04:44:47] nya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:18:33 towards level 80.
[12/01/23 05:51:59] gildarts got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:05:21 towards level 77.
[12/01/23 05:55:12] tswsl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tswsl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/23 07:29:03] io ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:39:52 from level 87.
[12/01/23 09:02:00] Yarosh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:24 towards level 78.
[12/01/23 09:05:42] shikhin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:40:07 towards level 82.
[12/01/23 09:22:40] kinus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:55 towards level 77.
[12/01/23 10:03:30] Lnk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:47:56 towards level 89.
[12/01/23 10:05:33] HeavyPodda was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:20:12 from level 80.
[12/01/23 13:17:01] allo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:47:19 towards level 83.
[12/01/23 13:20:53] Yarosh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:53 towards level 78.
[12/01/23 13:27:03] noex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:01 towards level 65.
[12/01/23 13:40:03] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:17:44 towards level 80.
[12/01/23 13:54:46] DontEvenPeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:43:38 towards level 64.
[12/01/23 14:49:57] BlueJay was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:20 from level 43.
[12/01/23 15:03:25] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:52:03 towards level 79.
[12/01/23 15:09:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ZOTTA's tunic! ZOTTA's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/23 15:53:44] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:12 towards level 87.
[12/01/23 16:12:22] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:50:35 towards level 80.
[12/01/23 16:13:40] KingPimpCommand found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:55 towards level 51.
[12/01/23 16:47:01] Melon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:28:27 towards level 58.
[12/01/23 17:16:12] Rayke's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Rayke's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/23 18:01:40] jacob1's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jacob1's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/23 18:34:34] Destruia discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 09:27:01 towards level 78.
[12/01/23 18:55:56] d4n13L was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 07:35:28 from level 79.
[12/01/23 19:05:30] Misza reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Misza's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/01/23 19:07:57] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:01 towards level 72.
[12/01/23 20:48:00] particleflux was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:03:47 towards level 59.
[12/01/23 20:51:03] Lilith slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Lilith's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/01/23 21:01:27] allo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:38:27 from level 83.
[12/01/23 22:06:07] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:16:38 towards level 74.
[12/01/23 23:59:52] ahmubashshir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:31:16 towards level 67.
[12/02/23 00:06:11] Stevland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:40:56 towards level 76.
[12/02/23 00:28:23] Kurenai discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:37:13 towards level 74.
[12/02/23 00:51:16] tass caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:25:13 towards level 56.
[12/02/23 01:05:47] eising tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:39 towards level 81.
[12/02/23 01:08:20] Ungoliant bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:01 towards level 72.
[12/02/23 03:26:37] Kachin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kachin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/23 03:58:50] anarcat met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:12:42 from level 84.
[12/02/23 04:27:42] adamus1red got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:19:39 towards level 80.
[12/02/23 04:35:44] Bluedog was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:18:55 from level 76.
[12/02/23 04:43:52] vectr0n bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:46:33 towards level 69.
[12/02/23 04:57:17] ToHellWithGA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:17 towards level 84.
[12/02/23 05:05:34] ToHellWithGA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:50:32 towards level 84.
[12/02/23 06:07:09] Puff was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:51:49 from level 80.
[12/02/23 06:10:43] gendish was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:55 towards level 51.
[12/02/23 06:12:32] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:08:09 towards level 80.
[12/02/23 06:44:48] pastly met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:52 from level 52.
[12/02/23 07:14:43] Chuck was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:01 towards level 78.
[12/02/23 07:23:55] sc was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:18:55 from level 88.
[12/02/23 08:56:02] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:33:24 towards level 80.
[12/02/23 10:04:33] Carl has dealt Drin a Critical Strike! 14 days, 11:46:24 is added to Drin's clock.
[12/02/23 10:16:48] Thorael spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Thorael's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/02/23 10:36:05] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:40 towards level 80.
[12/02/23 10:38:29] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:49:56 towards level 80.
[12/02/23 10:52:42] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:37:17 towards level 84.
[12/02/23 11:19:03] cadfael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:54 towards level 76.
[12/02/23 11:26:01] V walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:05:42 from level 82.
[12/02/23 12:06:22] \dev\ice found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:03:15 towards level 65.
[12/02/23 12:07:22] Asara was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:44 towards level 83.
[12/02/23 12:09:52] olsner's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! olsner's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/23 12:27:02] aqsd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:19 towards level 79.
[12/02/23 12:47:34] caeli was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:14:09 from level 84.
[12/02/23 13:11:01] tomhek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:52:20 towards level 82.
[12/02/23 14:09:48] Wam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:12:39 towards level 74.
[12/02/23 14:10:39] REDXIII had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:45 towards level 31.
[12/02/23 15:22:17] The local wizard imbued Ungoliant's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Ungoliant's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/23 16:01:26] Matthew reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Matthew's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/23 16:36:30] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:44:09 towards level 78.
[12/02/23 17:03:16] ToHellWithGA was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:56:46 towards level 84.
[12/02/23 17:33:17] el found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:53:23 towards level 79.
[12/02/23 17:54:37] canton7 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:14:19 towards level 79.
[12/02/23 18:35:28] thatmint found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:08:29 towards level 65.
[12/02/23 19:25:24] The local wizard imbued MetaNova's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! MetaNova's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/02/23 19:28:46] Pinkman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:54:35 towards level 76.
[12/02/23 20:48:37] wowbagger got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:19:35 towards level 59.
[12/02/23 21:28:28] Cockroach was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:57 towards level 33.
[12/02/23 23:03:53] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:12:33 towards level 64.
[12/03/23 00:35:27] idlegood was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:21:45 towards level 73.
[12/03/23 00:45:18] JackyB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:14 towards level 64.
[12/03/23 00:50:19] hax404 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:22:48 towards level 80.
[12/03/23 01:03:25] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:24 towards level 81.
[12/03/23 01:27:51] blobdog was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:26 from level 54.
[12/03/23 01:58:08] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:35:09 towards level 86.
[12/03/23 02:34:17] Minus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:52:40 towards level 74.
[12/03/23 03:20:46] Bluedog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:02:10 towards level 76.
[12/03/23 04:03:24] Cockatrice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:11:07 towards level 71.
[12/03/23 04:28:00] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:20:52 towards level 75.
[12/03/23 04:31:31] freeboson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:04:51 towards level 80.
[12/03/23 04:40:20] The local wizard imbued RussellB's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! RussellB's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/23 06:06:11] IFireflyl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:05:30 towards level 57.
[12/03/23 06:11:45] drahthaar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:00:11 towards level 87.
[12/03/23 06:20:22] Daikojun got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:59:08 from level 59.
[12/03/23 06:53:21] Melon was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:51:43 from level 58.
[12/03/23 06:56:16] tsr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:10:03 from level 78.
[12/03/23 07:32:00] ChowderKeg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:47 towards level 84.
[12/03/23 08:35:58] Minus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:03:24 towards level 74.
[12/03/23 08:41:35] OobSaco's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! OobSaco's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/23 08:52:44] aqsd reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! aqsd's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/23 10:12:48] laama was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:41:39 towards level 83.
[12/03/23 10:35:57] Tangles was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:44:12 from level 78.
[12/03/23 11:20:52] Daikojun gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:24:15 towards level 59.
[12/03/23 12:25:44] StalkR discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:39:08 towards level 81.
[12/03/23 13:06:36] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 08:14:26 towards level 79.
[12/03/23 13:26:26] VonToutCourt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:21:48 towards level 83.
[12/03/23 13:37:23] misha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:08:31 towards level 87.
[12/03/23 13:37:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Stevland's tunic! Stevland's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/23 13:48:25] blabber bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:47 towards level 82.
[12/03/23 15:03:13] scornn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:37:54 towards level 61.
[12/03/23 16:46:31] washclof's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! washclof's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/23 16:55:41] jayvee caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:08:17 towards level 79.
[12/03/23 17:16:25] bookworm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:30:37 from level 75.
[12/03/23 17:57:16] Aksej had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:42:39 towards level 77.
[12/03/23 18:23:19] tsr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:34 towards level 78.
[12/03/23 20:01:41] Lenny_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:46:02 towards level 69.
[12/03/23 20:18:39] canton7 has dealt grangerstranger a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:29:20 is added to grangerstranger's clock.
[12/03/23 20:35:19] Kritzefitz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:19 towards level 78.
[12/03/23 21:33:20] o_be_one's charm ate a bolt of lightning! o_be_one's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/03/23 22:31:52] CornFly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:38:47 from level 77.
[12/03/23 23:43:26] kptr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:40:59 towards level 82.
[12/04/23 00:27:56] Lnk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:49:42 towards level 89.
[12/04/23 00:44:30] Celediel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:10 towards level 53.
[12/04/23 01:33:56] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:06:06 from level 78.
[12/04/23 02:55:03] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:51:06 towards level 78.
[12/04/23 03:03:51] jayvee found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:42:54 towards level 79.
[12/04/23 03:06:54] Russell was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:34:13 towards level 74.
[12/04/23 04:07:50] "\@_ walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:55 from level 81.
[12/04/23 05:33:32] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:45:27 towards level 71.
[12/04/23 06:41:42] IFireflyl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:13 towards level 57.
[12/04/23 06:50:11] OobSaco ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:52:49 from level 52.
[12/04/23 07:45:35] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:03 towards level 56.
[12/04/23 07:45:44] Mat spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Mat's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/23 07:51:25] scornn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:41 towards level 61.
[12/04/23 08:19:56] CodeGeek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:15:59 towards level 82.
[12/04/23 08:50:37] Rayke ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:05:09 from level 50.
[12/04/23 09:35:51] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:44:09 towards level 80.
[12/04/23 09:38:31] EddieT137 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:24:19 towards level 76.
[12/04/23 10:25:42] Stevland was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:04:13 towards level 76.
[12/04/23 10:42:16] brycec found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:24:27 towards level 76.
[12/04/23 12:15:04] bg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 10:14:09 from level 83.
[12/04/23 12:55:28] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:49 towards level 80.
[12/04/23 12:57:38] laama was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:39:32 from level 83.
[12/04/23 13:20:57] jjasghar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jjasghar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/04/23 13:26:41] Daikojun was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:05:19 from level 59.
[12/04/23 13:31:54] Carl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:30:39 from level 80.
[12/04/23 14:03:42] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:24:28 from level 80.
[12/04/23 15:19:55] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 00:43:23 towards level 79.
[12/04/23 15:48:25] Nysdar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:11:28 towards level 76.
[12/04/23 16:09:02] Ecko was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:01:24 towards level 77.
[12/04/23 17:09:53] Gangsterish found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:00:24 towards level 59.
[12/04/23 18:15:14] Ungoliant was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:43:55 towards level 73.
[12/04/23 18:53:11] Platonides burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Platonides's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/04/23 19:34:33] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:26 towards level 87.
[12/04/23 20:45:36] aqsd found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:33:13 towards level 79.
[12/04/23 22:13:59] boscage discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:32:27 towards level 60.
[12/04/23 23:28:26] VonToutCourt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:04:10 towards level 83.
[12/05/23 00:12:18] sco1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:57:11 from level 42.
[12/05/23 00:13:57] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:06:48 towards level 72.
[12/05/23 01:58:35] Ungoliant got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:22:19 towards level 73.
[12/05/23 02:06:07] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:28:51 towards level 79.
[12/05/23 02:17:57] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:05:36 towards level 77.
[12/05/23 02:30:36] StalkR bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:51:10 towards level 81.
[12/05/23 02:44:42] bobvador was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:04:54 from level 80.
[12/05/23 02:56:40] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:12 towards level 82.
[12/05/23 03:13:47] The local wizard imbued Asara's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Asara's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/23 03:33:12] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:48:59 towards level 83.
[12/05/23 04:02:00] thatmint tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:13:17 towards level 65.
[12/05/23 04:16:49] sco1 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:56:36 from level 42.
[12/05/23 04:50:15] ToHellWithGA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:07:23 towards level 84.
[12/05/23 05:14:31] grangerstranger was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:15 towards level 47.
[12/05/23 06:46:48] grangerstranger discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:26 towards level 47.
[12/05/23 06:47:12] Lnk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:26:11 towards level 89.
[12/05/23 07:18:41] sco1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:06 towards level 42.
[12/05/23 07:35:59] TheSilentLink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:28:18 towards level 73.
[12/05/23 08:32:53] t3chn0 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:10 from level 80.
[12/05/23 08:50:27] pants was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:35:04 from level 79.
[12/05/23 10:38:21] Daikojun had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:22 towards level 59.
[12/05/23 10:45:20] Nysdar was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:04:54 from level 76.
[12/05/23 10:52:52] Crazycatlady walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:25:53 from level 83.
[12/05/23 11:41:57] zifnab06 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:29:58 from level 74.
[12/05/23 12:21:17] IFireflyl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:00:25 from level 57.
[12/05/23 13:54:27] hdm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:23:27 towards level 87.
[12/05/23 14:18:06] u4ia was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:01:57 towards level 51.
[12/05/23 18:06:17] dwfreed bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:09:53 towards level 85.
[12/05/23 18:07:17] Gangsterish found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:36:46 towards level 59.
[12/05/23 18:48:45] Lilith was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:38:10 from level 53.
[12/05/23 19:07:38] Stevland's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Stevland's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/05/23 19:23:57] CodeGeek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:58:32 from level 82.
[12/05/23 19:35:03] Kody got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:06:20 from level 52.
[12/05/23 19:56:21] philipp__ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:37 towards level 50.
[12/05/23 20:06:38] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:00:45 towards level 83.
[12/05/23 21:21:57] idleneutral was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:19 towards level 68.
[12/05/23 21:58:33] ColonelPanic001 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:35 towards level 50.
[12/05/23 23:29:33] particleflux gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:13 towards level 59.
[12/06/23 00:53:36] slim was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:08:14 from level 72.
[12/06/23 01:16:25] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:48:23 towards level 72.
[12/06/23 03:51:53] VonToutCourt slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! VonToutCourt's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/06/23 04:33:33] zifnab06 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:48 towards level 74.
[12/06/23 06:10:46] solarsparq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:58:14 towards level 69.
[12/06/23 06:30:33] CompanionCube bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:30:33 towards level 86.
[12/06/23 07:01:41] pyre tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:24:30 towards level 84.
[12/06/23 08:00:05] Nuae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:56 towards level 71.
[12/06/23 08:43:33] HellSpawn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:10:58 from level 74.
[12/06/23 09:26:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Abe's tunic! Abe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/06/23 10:51:17] talisein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:28:07 towards level 76.
[12/06/23 11:12:17] roosterphant tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:16 towards level 52.
[12/06/23 11:52:12] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:48:32 towards level 87.
[12/06/23 13:13:12] Lenny_ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:11 towards level 69.
[12/06/23 13:16:16] BenDover got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:15:26 from level 60.
[12/06/23 14:41:23] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:50:14 towards level 81.
[12/06/23 15:12:48] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:55:25 towards level 75.
[12/06/23 15:57:14] Celediel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:07:13 from level 53.
[12/06/23 16:00:25] zifnab06 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:09:26 towards level 74.
[12/06/23 16:03:58] jjasghar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:17:41 towards level 73.
[12/06/23 16:30:34] bfft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:22:05 towards level 64.
[12/06/23 17:32:57] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:57 towards level 82.
[12/06/23 19:16:04] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:13 towards level 82.
[12/06/23 19:17:52] Melon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:17 towards level 58.
[12/06/23 19:34:03] Minus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:08:23 towards level 74.
[12/06/23 19:45:27] Kachin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:20:31 towards level 77.
[12/06/23 20:53:32] elegy walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:01:45 from level 49.
[12/06/23 21:16:56] Melon spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Melon's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/07/23 01:04:21] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:50:26 towards level 81.
[12/07/23 01:10:26] Lnk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:49:41 from level 89.
[12/07/23 01:37:04] freeboson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:39:48 from level 80.
[12/07/23 02:33:27] Affliction burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Affliction's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/07/23 02:50:49] Lnk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:52 towards level 89.
[12/07/23 03:30:02] thornrag was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:12:37 from level 79.
[12/07/23 04:10:36] Chuck found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:34 towards level 78.
[12/07/23 05:19:18] The local wizard imbued Fenrik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fenrik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/07/23 06:17:24] yNos got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:49:07 from level 77.
[12/07/23 06:18:51] yano was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:43:09 from level 83.
[12/07/23 07:25:13] Gorek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:51:14 towards level 84.
[12/07/23 07:50:40] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:59:04 towards level 87.
[12/07/23 07:50:49] VonToutCourt met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:15:25 from level 83.
[12/07/23 09:06:40] Destruia was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:31:33 from level 78.
[12/07/23 09:44:51] \dev\ice was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:16 towards level 65.
[12/07/23 09:50:38] buzel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:03 towards level 82.
[12/07/23 10:22:29] eising walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:04:36 from level 81.
[12/07/23 10:45:02] u4ia found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:17 towards level 51.
[12/07/23 10:59:56] spex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:05 towards level 80.
[12/07/23 11:47:28] idlegood's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! idlegood's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/07/23 12:56:43] gendish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:24 towards level 52.
[12/07/23 12:59:22] jayvee ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:00:09 from level 79.
[12/07/23 13:42:02] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:13:02 towards level 88.
[12/07/23 13:59:21] Cirdan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:49:33 towards level 84.
[12/07/23 14:25:34] anarcat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! anarcat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/07/23 14:36:01] sco1 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:03 from level 43.
[12/07/23 15:20:25] gildarts slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! gildarts's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/07/23 15:31:06] Daikojun was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:17:49 from level 59.
[12/07/23 16:16:08] Melon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:31 towards level 58.
[12/07/23 16:38:19] rawgreaze gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:24:51 towards level 74.
[12/07/23 17:08:54] ter0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:17 towards level 53.
[12/07/23 18:57:07] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:05:02 towards level 79.
[12/07/23 19:48:49] Daikojun was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:46:24 from level 59.
[12/07/23 20:47:46] nathan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:00 towards level 54.
[12/07/23 21:19:03] idleneutral was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:06 from level 68.
[12/07/23 21:24:47] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:12:20 towards level 72.
[12/07/23 21:41:48] Silvanus_Betrium was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:00:33 from level 74.
[12/07/23 22:12:23] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:10 towards level 80.
[12/07/23 22:14:15] pants got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:08:58 from level 79.
[12/07/23 22:36:14] ahmubashshir was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:45:34 from level 67.
[12/08/23 00:15:41] washclof was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:52:53 from level 88.
[12/08/23 00:25:53] KingPimpCommand was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:45 towards level 51.
[12/08/23 01:04:45] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:04:41 towards level 82.
[12/08/23 01:25:32] brycec gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:13:41 towards level 76.
[12/08/23 01:48:58] el hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:01:46 towards level 79.
[12/08/23 01:51:32] Silvanus_Betrium hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:29:51 towards level 74.
[12/08/23 01:52:02] solarsparq ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:51:43 from level 69.
[12/08/23 03:21:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on grangerstranger's tunic! grangerstranger's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/23 03:32:56] Cockroach was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:23 towards level 38.
[12/08/23 03:40:09] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:48 towards level 80.
[12/08/23 03:53:43] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:36 towards level 80.
[12/08/23 04:19:43] Deep3D ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:46 from level 36.
[12/08/23 05:00:47] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:22 towards level 85.
[12/08/23 05:04:25] Fehu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:27 towards level 76.
[12/08/23 06:17:01] Tabmow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:42 towards level 72.
[12/08/23 06:35:55] DontEvenPeek has dealt bfft a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:12:54 is added to bfft's clock.
[12/08/23 06:44:05] Wam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:47 towards level 74.
[12/08/23 07:02:55] Lenny_ was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:52 from level 69.
[12/08/23 07:48:25] scumola ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:37:13 from level 78.
[12/08/23 07:55:08] particleflux was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:58 towards level 59.
[12/08/23 08:12:03] solarsparq met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:59:29 from level 69.
[12/08/23 10:01:19] Berserker was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:15:38 from level 61.
[12/08/23 11:12:46] Gorek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:28:16 towards level 84.
[12/08/23 11:23:31] ter0 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:11:48 from level 53.
[12/08/23 11:46:06] Faradome was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:07:35 towards level 64.
[12/08/23 12:01:46] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:24:58 towards level 87.
[12/08/23 12:10:15] Stevland was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:08:06 from level 76.
[12/08/23 13:40:47] The local wizard imbued vegadark's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! vegadark's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/23 14:20:33] Ungoliant has dealt Thorael a Critical Strike! 5 days, 21:16:53 is added to Thorael's clock.
[12/08/23 14:25:47] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:45 towards level 80.
[12/08/23 15:30:37] solarsparq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:35 towards level 69.
[12/08/23 15:55:41] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:08:46 towards level 83.
[12/08/23 15:56:08] canton7 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:47:38 towards level 79.
[12/08/23 16:46:52] signofzeta ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:53:57 from level 75.
[12/08/23 17:07:25] laama tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:32:03 towards level 83.
[12/08/23 18:38:07] pfoley's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pfoley's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/23 18:55:44] Cirdan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:29:43 towards level 84.
[12/08/23 19:08:17] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:38:40 towards level 86.
[12/08/23 19:16:28] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:13:06 towards level 72.
[12/08/23 19:23:18] nawcom was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:50:59 towards level 78.
[12/08/23 19:59:03] KindOne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:18 towards level 73.
[12/08/23 20:25:13] CompanionCube met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:58:14 from level 86.
[12/08/23 20:31:14] Matthew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:11:13 towards level 62.
[12/08/23 21:29:08] BenDover's charm ate a bolt of lightning! BenDover's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/23 22:43:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CornFly's tunic! CornFly's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/23 22:48:00] Affliction's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Affliction's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/08/23 23:34:18] KingPimpCommand was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:59 towards level 51.
[12/09/23 00:09:57] washclof found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:50 towards level 88.
[12/09/23 01:15:25] The local wizard imbued bfft's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bfft's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/23 01:26:19] Asara was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:40:44 towards level 84.
[12/09/23 01:29:46] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:16 towards level 77.
[12/09/23 01:34:03] eising found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:57 towards level 81.
[12/09/23 01:39:40] blobdog ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:57:42 from level 55.
[12/09/23 03:21:57] misha's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! misha's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/09/23 03:36:16] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:41:19 towards level 84.
[12/09/23 03:42:35] washclof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:53 towards level 88.
[12/09/23 04:10:15] Lnk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:13 towards level 89.
[12/09/23 04:13:43] Tabmow burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Tabmow's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/09/23 04:19:26] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:29:00 towards level 77.
[12/09/23 04:58:12] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:32 towards level 84.
[12/09/23 05:57:25] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:14:58 towards level 78.
[12/09/23 06:17:42] Daikojun discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:08 towards level 59.
[12/09/23 06:22:44] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:40 towards level 87.
[12/09/23 06:49:05] yano was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:09:57 from level 83.
[12/09/23 07:44:36] DividedByZero got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:01 towards level 45.
[12/09/23 08:18:34] Varjatticus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:45:20 towards level 53.
[12/09/23 08:49:42] solarsparq was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:22 towards level 69.
[12/09/23 09:00:38] elf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! elf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/09/23 09:21:21] Matthew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:45:53 towards level 62.
[12/09/23 09:45:36] The local wizard imbued _sh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! _sh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/23 10:40:38] signofzeta fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:37:38 from level 75.
[12/09/23 11:11:35] idleevil was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:15:34 from level 72.
[12/09/23 11:39:00] Melon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:02 towards level 58.
[12/09/23 11:42:03] Paganel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:31:28 towards level 78.
[12/09/23 13:19:44] Lilith discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:09 towards level 53.
[12/09/23 13:36:30] spex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:33 towards level 80.
[12/09/23 13:39:45] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:56 towards level 87.
[12/09/23 14:02:47] olsner tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:29:13 towards level 58.
[12/09/23 14:42:06] KindOne found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:41:44 towards level 73.
[12/09/23 14:57:07] jaxson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:25:42 from level 74.
[12/09/23 16:29:57] kptr was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:01:09 from level 82.
[12/09/23 17:15:59] GilbertErik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:37:43 towards level 71.
[12/09/23 17:54:02] Silvanus_Betrium was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:34 towards level 74.
[12/09/23 18:00:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on drahthaar's tunic! drahthaar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/09/23 18:01:28] elegy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:33 towards level 49.
[12/09/23 20:16:59] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:03:14 towards level 79.
[12/09/23 20:54:17] vegadark ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:03:52 from level 86.
[12/09/23 21:29:44] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:43:01 from level 81.
[12/09/23 21:41:35] Silvanus_Betrium was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:10 towards level 74.
[12/09/23 21:46:58] canton7 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:30:40 from level 79.
[12/09/23 23:09:59] JigmeDatse was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:21:23 from level 68.
[12/10/23 01:17:30] The local wizard imbued Gangsterish's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Gangsterish's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/10/23 02:15:46] The local wizard imbued freeboson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! freeboson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/10/23 02:38:25] Shinzon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:57 towards level 21.
[12/10/23 03:25:40] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:29:22 towards level 81.
[12/10/23 04:26:23] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:31:37 towards level 61.
[12/10/23 04:37:14] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:28:37 towards level 79.
[12/10/23 05:07:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kachin's tunic! Kachin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/10/23 05:13:28] thornrag bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:15:12 towards level 79.
[12/10/23 05:19:32] Bluedog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:04:17 towards level 76.
[12/10/23 05:35:30] OobSaco got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:28:26 from level 52.
[12/10/23 06:28:22] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:16:25 towards level 57.
[12/10/23 06:42:28] spex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:00:58 towards level 81.
[12/10/23 07:07:49] Bolded was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:45:03 from level 76.
[12/10/23 09:59:25] wowbagger was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:47:05 towards level 60.
[12/10/23 10:11:24] scornn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:26 towards level 61.
[12/10/23 10:58:06] talisein got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:41:26 from level 76.
[12/10/23 11:05:53] The local wizard imbued kptr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kptr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/10/23 13:50:01] ukleinek has dealt TheSilentLink a Critical Strike! 8 days, 01:53:27 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/10/23 13:54:35] brycec found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:16 towards level 76.
[12/10/23 14:44:22] ToHellWithGA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:19 towards level 84.
[12/10/23 16:15:23] Misza was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:15:12 towards level 72.
[12/10/23 18:00:32] unicron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:39:26 towards level 72.
[12/10/23 18:37:30] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:10:04 towards level 79.
[12/10/23 19:12:06] Nuae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:02 towards level 71.
[12/10/23 19:14:15] GilbertErik walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:11:29 from level 71.
[12/10/23 19:33:59] Celediel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:59 towards level 53.
[12/10/23 20:28:29] cadfael ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:28:13 from level 77.
[12/10/23 21:02:55] Affliction was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:41:47 from level 81.
[12/10/23 21:11:55] unicron was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:29:29 from level 72.
[12/10/23 21:18:44] GilbertErik got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:43:50 from level 71.
[12/10/23 21:44:24] BlueJay tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:08 towards level 45.
[12/10/23 22:47:45] Tabmow spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Tabmow's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/10/23 22:53:46] Russell was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:16:40 towards level 75.
[12/10/23 23:07:01] Bolded discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:26:08 towards level 76.
[12/10/23 23:43:26] Acolarh ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 12:36:54 from level 84.
[12/11/23 00:01:29] REDXIII reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! REDXIII's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/23 00:10:17] Drin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:41:50 from level 76.
[12/11/23 00:24:11] shikhin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:58 towards level 82.
[12/11/23 01:17:13] The local wizard imbued Koffa's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Koffa's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/23 03:17:11] olsner found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:14:28 towards level 58.
[12/11/23 03:27:50] Stevland discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:50:32 towards level 76.
[12/11/23 03:35:19] Stevland was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:49:41 from level 76.
[12/11/23 04:12:37] gusto ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:14:52 from level 67.
[12/11/23 04:25:03] OobSaco tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:17 towards level 52.
[12/11/23 04:28:16] Ecko tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:44:36 towards level 77.
[12/11/23 04:37:12] Platonides found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:17:11 towards level 72.
[12/11/23 05:01:19] gusto slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! gusto's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/11/23 05:05:02] Platonides gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:23:53 towards level 72.
[12/11/23 05:34:30] spex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:02:45 towards level 81.
[12/11/23 05:39:10] signofzeta hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:20:09 towards level 75.
[12/11/23 06:02:36] mordac got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:51:04 from level 79.
[12/11/23 06:08:01] Fenrik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:45:04 towards level 82.
[12/11/23 07:12:11] MetaNova was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:16 towards level 80.
[12/11/23 07:19:28] Varjatticus got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:37:22 from level 53.
[12/11/23 08:10:24] freeboson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:13 towards level 80.
[12/11/23 08:20:29] Ungoliant was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:33:09 from level 73.
[12/11/23 08:35:09] The local wizard imbued heisenbug's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! heisenbug's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/23 09:26:18] h00k ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:57:06 from level 58.
[12/11/23 09:55:59] Gorek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:38:44 from level 84.
[12/11/23 10:09:53] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:28 towards level 77.
[12/11/23 11:02:04] Zaratustra's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Zaratustra's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/23 11:27:53] The local wizard imbued Fehu's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fehu's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/23 11:44:43] Rayke was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:32 towards level 50.
[12/11/23 12:08:04] nathan's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nathan's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/23 12:16:06] Lilith found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:32:28 towards level 54.
[12/11/23 13:24:20] xor got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:32 towards level 25.
[12/11/23 13:48:48] Celediel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:55 towards level 53.
[12/11/23 15:51:00] The local wizard imbued unicron's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! unicron's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/23 16:09:25] Kachin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:12 towards level 77.
[12/11/23 16:47:58] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:43:08 towards level 73.
[12/11/23 17:08:43] JigmeDatse was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:13:16 from level 68.
[12/11/23 17:23:51] Acolarh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 14:35:34 towards level 84.
[12/11/23 17:25:18] tmberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:55:51 towards level 78.
[12/11/23 17:37:28] spex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:09:54 towards level 81.
[12/11/23 17:47:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on buzel's tunic! buzel's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/23 17:50:04] V got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:36:09 from level 83.
[12/11/23 17:52:14] Gangsterish found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:29:01 towards level 59.
[12/11/23 18:39:08] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:00:23 towards level 72.
[12/11/23 19:00:32] Ungoliant hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:42:12 towards level 73.
[12/11/23 21:40:51] Yarosh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:52:47 towards level 79.
[12/11/23 23:40:17] The local wizard imbued anarcat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! anarcat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/23 00:08:36] EddieT137 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! EddieT137's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/12/23 00:41:24] EddieT137 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:51:16 towards level 76.
[12/12/23 00:47:16] Stevland found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:36 towards level 76.
[12/12/23 01:48:30] TimWolla's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TimWolla's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/23 02:05:01] jacquesssss got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:59:08 from level 55.
[12/12/23 02:33:21] olsner bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:59:24 towards level 58.
[12/12/23 03:44:50] aqsd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:08 towards level 79.
[12/12/23 03:45:05] damyan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:00:16 towards level 77.
[12/12/23 03:49:09] nawcom was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:03:58 towards level 78.
[12/12/23 04:46:23] TheSilentLink's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TheSilentLink's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/23 04:52:16] kzootech gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:55:30 towards level 71.
[12/12/23 05:00:08] roosterphant has dealt bookworm a Critical Strike! 8 days, 03:51:41 is added to bookworm's clock.
[12/12/23 06:29:06] The local wizard imbued Wam's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wam's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/23 06:31:19] The local wizard imbued ukleinek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ukleinek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/23 06:39:42] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:31:29 towards level 82.
[12/12/23 07:02:41] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:14:04 towards level 80.
[12/12/23 07:58:13] The local wizard imbued shikhin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! shikhin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/23 09:37:38] The local wizard imbued Yarosh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Yarosh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/23 09:49:31] blobdog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:27 towards level 55.
[12/12/23 10:00:34] Pinkman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:24:38 towards level 76.
[12/12/23 10:16:04] solarsparq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:49 towards level 69.
[12/12/23 10:34:58] blobdog slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! blobdog's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/12/23 11:21:06] Deep3D found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:33 towards level 39.
[12/12/23 11:50:56] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:05:28 towards level 76.
[12/12/23 12:01:34] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:22 towards level 74.
[12/12/23 12:12:42] roosterphant found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:33 towards level 53.
[12/12/23 12:43:16] vegadark got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:21:23 towards level 86.
[12/12/23 13:24:49] olsner tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:14:54 towards level 58.
[12/12/23 13:57:01] pastly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:29 towards level 53.
[12/12/23 14:08:56] BenDover bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:42:08 towards level 61.
[12/12/23 14:21:03] canton7 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:55:24 towards level 79.
[12/12/23 14:26:29] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:55:01 towards level 87.
[12/12/23 15:00:44] Berserker was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:09 from level 61.
[12/12/23 15:45:18] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:53:59 towards level 81.
[12/12/23 16:47:27] nathan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:06:04 from level 55.
[12/12/23 16:55:26] Forud's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Forud's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/12/23 17:16:25] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:07 towards level 87.
[12/12/23 17:25:25] d4n13L found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:10:24 towards level 79.
[12/12/23 17:25:58] OobSaco got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:02 towards level 52.
[12/12/23 18:33:03] spex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:45:43 towards level 81.
[12/12/23 19:03:46] scumola has dealt HellSpawn a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:24:02 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/12/23 19:12:49] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:17:23 towards level 71.
[12/12/23 19:19:42] Techman was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:22:55 from level 87.
[12/12/23 19:53:39] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:28:10 towards level 88.
[12/12/23 20:03:15] kptr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:01:16 from level 82.
[12/12/23 20:29:31] Mat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:01:27 towards level 63.
[12/12/23 21:50:32] Destruia was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:02:01 towards level 78.
[12/12/23 21:51:47] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:02 towards level 83.
[12/12/23 22:51:02] shikhin has dealt sky a Critical Strike! 8 days, 03:57:12 is added to sky's clock.
[12/12/23 23:56:07] misha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:53:23 towards level 87.
[12/12/23 23:58:37] washclof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 09:39:18 towards level 89.
[12/13/23 00:07:42] ToHellWithGA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:29 towards level 84.
[12/13/23 00:41:02] MetaNova was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:12:53 from level 80.
[12/13/23 01:32:38] Nuae was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:50:17 from level 72.
[12/13/23 01:39:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sco1's tunic! sco1's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/23 02:42:34] Berserker was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:56 from level 61.
[12/13/23 03:32:37] jjasghar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:20:37 towards level 73.
[12/13/23 03:57:48] wowbagger's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! wowbagger's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/23 04:20:30] Varjatticus ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:13:59 from level 53.
[12/13/23 04:30:36] Silvanus_Betrium tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:23 towards level 74.
[12/13/23 06:17:09] idlegood was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:39:30 from level 74.
[12/13/23 06:19:30] cadfael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:16:04 towards level 77.
[12/13/23 06:21:06] Bluedog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:55:21 towards level 76.
[12/13/23 06:30:05] nathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:54:21 towards level 55.
[12/13/23 07:01:15] roosterphant found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:22 towards level 53.
[12/13/23 07:17:52] roosterphant bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:21 towards level 53.
[12/13/23 07:46:18] canton7 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:44:35 from level 79.
[12/13/23 08:26:53] Puff was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 15:09:56 from level 80.
[12/13/23 08:27:38] Berserker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:54 towards level 61.
[12/13/23 08:33:30] \dev\ice discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:27:55 towards level 66.
[12/13/23 09:05:38] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:13:54 towards level 74.
[12/13/23 09:18:33] Fenrik's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Fenrik's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/13/23 10:01:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Zaratustra's tunic! Zaratustra's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/23 10:01:47] RussellB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:57:10 towards level 81.
[12/13/23 10:14:34] shikhin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:56:12 towards level 83.
[12/13/23 10:24:26] tsr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:32:49 towards level 79.
[12/13/23 10:31:04] tass caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:36:53 towards level 57.
[12/13/23 10:56:28] Lord255 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:58 towards level 84.
[12/13/23 11:03:50] Berserker ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:32 from level 61.
[12/13/23 11:10:58] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:19 towards level 79.
[12/13/23 11:30:57] ChowderKeg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:56:35 towards level 85.
[12/13/23 11:32:24] u4ia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:39 towards level 51.
[12/13/23 11:46:01] Cirdan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:15:19 towards level 84.
[12/13/23 12:06:57] EddieT137 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! EddieT137's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/13/23 12:28:38] tass got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:24:25 from level 57.
[12/13/23 12:38:59] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:48:26 towards level 81.
[12/13/23 13:10:08] dwfreed walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:52:44 from level 85.
[12/13/23 13:22:35] sco1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:58:54 from level 44.
[12/13/23 14:00:43] JigmeDatse found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:41:28 towards level 68.
[12/13/23 14:12:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jacob1's tunic! jacob1's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/23 14:48:49] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:32:17 towards level 64.
[12/13/23 15:23:36] Pinkman ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:29:48 from level 76.
[12/13/23 15:24:45] CodeGeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:51:34 towards level 83.
[12/13/23 15:26:34] idlegood was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 23:05:49 from level 74.
[12/13/23 15:27:55] Berserker was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:18 towards level 61.
[12/13/23 17:16:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on rawgreaze's tunic! rawgreaze's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/23 17:34:30] Crazycatlady ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:38:15 from level 83.
[12/13/23 19:16:52] Platonides was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:12:06 towards level 72.
[12/13/23 19:45:40] pastly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:55 towards level 53.
[12/13/23 20:29:01] alexlehm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:06 towards level 61.
[12/13/23 21:26:42] tmberg's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tmberg's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/13/23 21:34:14] Kachin fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:57:03 from level 77.
[12/13/23 22:58:51] popey ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:14:48 from level 57.
[12/14/23 00:49:06] Cockatrice discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:47:50 towards level 71.
[12/14/23 01:14:08] SSLbits's charm ate a bolt of lightning! SSLbits's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/14/23 01:24:40] blobdog was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:38:30 from level 55.
[12/14/23 02:00:28] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:59:46 towards level 77.
[12/14/23 02:26:55] BlueJay has dealt Jens a Critical Strike! 9 days, 05:19:20 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/14/23 02:59:51] CompanionCube had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:27:11 towards level 86.
[12/14/23 03:00:52] Gangsterish caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:14 towards level 59.
[12/14/23 03:34:11] ChowderKeg's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ChowderKeg's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/14/23 03:50:48] kinus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:42:26 towards level 78.
[12/14/23 04:27:11] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:43:44 towards level 87.
[12/14/23 04:40:12] Berserker fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:10 from level 61.
[12/14/23 05:14:44] Mat met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:38:10 from level 63.
[12/14/23 06:00:24] Puff hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:45:39 towards level 80.
[12/14/23 07:01:02] EddieT137 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:49:19 towards level 76.
[12/14/23 07:01:27] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:06:28 towards level 81.
[12/14/23 09:07:08] gildarts was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:32:52 towards level 77.
[12/14/23 09:07:38] vectr0n got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:29:04 towards level 69.
[12/14/23 09:43:34] jaxson has dealt Yarosh a Critical Strike! 9 days, 19:14:01 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[12/14/23 09:49:08] idlegood hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:15:35 towards level 74.
[12/14/23 09:53:16] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:06:57 towards level 71.
[12/14/23 11:19:38] Stevland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:54 towards level 76.
[12/14/23 12:36:13] boscage was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:22:28 from level 60.
[12/14/23 14:47:30] Stevland caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:42 towards level 76.
[12/14/23 15:48:28] saynevermore was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:08 towards level 16.
[12/14/23 15:50:14] Ecko was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:34:21 from level 77.
[12/14/23 15:54:15] GRIZZLYMAN was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:21:32 from level 62.
[12/14/23 16:59:35] MetaNova found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:52 towards level 80.
[12/14/23 17:13:30] damyan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:08:09 towards level 77.
[12/14/23 17:29:01] Kritzefitz walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:50:32 from level 79.
[12/14/23 17:57:34] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:16:58 towards level 69.
[12/14/23 18:15:53] Tabmow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:06:43 towards level 73.
[12/14/23 18:20:45] JigmeDatse caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:03:23 towards level 68.
[12/14/23 18:23:01] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:54 towards level 72.
[12/14/23 18:57:48] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:40:06 towards level 71.
[12/14/23 20:44:22] spex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:14:37 towards level 81.
[12/14/23 23:04:39] Lnk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:21 towards level 89.
[12/14/23 23:26:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Celediel's tunic! Celediel's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/14/23 23:55:19] pfoley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:49 towards level 76.
[12/15/23 00:27:12] KingPimpCommand was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:00:55 towards level 52.
[12/15/23 00:33:22] pyre tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:07 towards level 84.
[12/15/23 00:51:59] The local wizard imbued pwae's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pwae's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/23 01:03:38] wowbagger was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:39:49 towards level 60.
[12/15/23 01:21:51] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:59:19 towards level 88.
[12/15/23 01:22:54] Wolf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:45:05 from level 86.
[12/15/23 04:39:45] canton7 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:56:18 from level 79.
[12/15/23 04:42:30] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:04:42 towards level 75.
[12/15/23 04:47:25] tass discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:01:11 towards level 57.
[12/15/23 05:05:39] shikhin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:33:47 towards level 83.
[12/15/23 05:20:18] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:28 towards level 79.
[12/15/23 06:49:40] gendish ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:04:02 from level 52.
[12/15/23 07:07:23] ter0 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:22 from level 54.
[12/15/23 07:35:57] The local wizard imbued Sombra's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sombra's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/23 08:08:38] Wolf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 16:30:01 from level 86.
[12/15/23 08:38:52] Lilith reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lilith's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/15/23 08:46:45] hiod discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:44 towards level 36.
[12/15/23 08:55:38] tass was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:47 towards level 57.
[12/15/23 09:11:51] cadfael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:22:11 towards level 77.
[12/15/23 09:32:07] Platonides ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:04:18 from level 72.
[12/15/23 10:03:25] Cockroach found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:32 towards level 41.
[12/15/23 10:32:56] REDXIII found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:46 towards level 41.
[12/15/23 10:50:21] pwae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:33:36 from level 81.
[12/15/23 11:24:23] bookworm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:20:39 towards level 75.
[12/15/23 11:52:36] dyvonna ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:01:59 from level 78.
[12/15/23 12:11:28] style tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:07 towards level 69.
[12/15/23 12:21:25] Mat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:56:20 towards level 63.
[12/15/23 12:33:31] bobvador got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:46:36 towards level 81.
[12/15/23 13:19:21] hdm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:01:23 from level 87.
[12/15/23 15:28:08] jaxson ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:10:27 from level 74.
[12/15/23 15:30:11] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:45 towards level 78.
[12/15/23 17:14:16] VonToutCourt was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:17:41 from level 83.
[12/15/23 18:00:46] Aksej was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:09 towards level 77.
[12/15/23 18:07:21] olsner was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:39:24 towards level 58.
[12/15/23 20:25:34] ToHellWithGA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:07 towards level 84.
[12/15/23 20:56:50] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:46:42 towards level 72.
[12/15/23 21:20:24] Russell gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:25:58 towards level 75.
[12/15/23 21:27:59] BlueJay was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:00 towards level 46.
[12/15/23 22:40:27] KingPimpCommand discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:57 towards level 52.
[12/15/23 22:42:30] caeli was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:07:03 from level 84.
[12/15/23 23:10:11] JackyB ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:30:58 from level 65.
[12/15/23 23:21:05] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:02:14 towards level 80.
[12/16/23 00:01:00] Yarosh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:06:03 from level 79.
[12/16/23 00:04:19] kinus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:24:46 towards level 78.
[12/16/23 00:14:24] Sario was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:19:15 from level 69.
[12/16/23 00:18:26] cadfael spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cadfael's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/16/23 00:29:32] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:06:39 towards level 72.
[12/16/23 00:42:02] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:05:27 towards level 75.
[12/16/23 01:59:43] aqsd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:04:36 towards level 79.
[12/16/23 02:22:16] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:20 towards level 71.
[12/16/23 03:17:30] TheSilentLink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:14:36 towards level 73.
[12/16/23 03:53:08] d4n13L was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:17:57 from level 79.
[12/16/23 04:06:35] adamus1red was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:26:41 towards level 81.
[12/16/23 04:12:27] roosterphant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:38 towards level 53.
[12/16/23 04:29:19] nathan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! nathan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/16/23 05:20:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jayvee's tunic! jayvee's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/23 06:57:58] freeboson's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! freeboson's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/23 07:10:44] Kritzefitz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:00:38 towards level 79.
[12/16/23 07:34:58] ToHellWithGA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:39 towards level 84.
[12/16/23 08:43:24] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:15 towards level 84.
[12/16/23 08:43:51] popey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:13:17 towards level 57.
[12/16/23 09:29:41] jayvee's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jayvee's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/23 09:47:44] Kachin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:05:01 towards level 77.
[12/16/23 10:00:11] u4ia was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:04:08 towards level 52.
[12/16/23 10:33:13] dyvonna bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:09:51 towards level 78.
[12/16/23 10:51:50] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:48:17 towards level 74.
[12/16/23 11:13:09] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:25 towards level 87.
[12/16/23 11:28:08] Notir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:15:54 towards level 74.
[12/16/23 11:42:53] aqsd spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! aqsd's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/16/23 12:22:39] drahthaar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:08:44 from level 87.
[12/16/23 12:22:48] wille caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:35:14 towards level 61.
[12/16/23 14:10:22] Abe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:02:56 towards level 73.
[12/16/23 14:10:50] sky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:38:08 towards level 81.
[12/16/23 14:21:10] scumola was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:49:08 towards level 78.
[12/16/23 14:36:59] Nuae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:57:41 from level 72.
[12/16/23 15:29:06] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:59:57 towards level 80.
[12/16/23 15:35:55] ahmubashshir walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:00 from level 67.
[12/16/23 16:00:37] fstrelok was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:51:01 from level 66.
[12/16/23 17:06:26] Ecko tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:10:20 towards level 77.
[12/16/23 17:56:59] blabber hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 19 days, 23:31:24 towards level 82.
[12/16/23 18:10:54] Jens had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:42:46 towards level 73.
[12/16/23 18:20:09] sc ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:02:12 from level 88.
[12/16/23 19:04:37] Bluedog's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Bluedog's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/16/23 20:17:52] yano was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:03 towards level 83.
[12/16/23 21:03:40] Berserker was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:43:03 towards level 62.
[12/16/23 21:52:49] hdm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:56 towards level 87.
[12/16/23 21:57:14] IFireflyl spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! IFireflyl's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/16/23 23:03:24] olsner bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:38:34 towards level 58.
[12/16/23 23:39:24] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:19:54 towards level 75.
[12/17/23 00:18:24] ion's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ion's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/23 00:26:47] kzootech got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:02 towards level 71.
[12/17/23 01:29:11] Nuae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:46:37 towards level 72.
[12/17/23 01:30:23] MadMan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:49:14 towards level 73.
[12/17/23 01:48:00] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:21 towards level 81.
[12/17/23 01:52:40] bookworm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:02:40 towards level 75.
[12/17/23 03:15:32] Tenorman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:38:25 towards level 73.
[12/17/23 04:13:13] bsleep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:21:30 towards level 79.
[12/17/23 04:15:44] Faradome was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:22:42 towards level 64.
[12/17/23 04:32:30] "\@_ was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:31 from level 82.
[12/17/23 04:44:03] wowbagger's charm ate a bolt of lightning! wowbagger's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/23 05:14:53] KindOne has dealt idlegood a Critical Strike! 15 days, 10:11:11 is added to idlegood's clock.
[12/17/23 05:21:34] IFireflyl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:56:24 from level 58.
[12/17/23 05:24:53] Tenorman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:55 towards level 73.
[12/17/23 05:49:44] d4n13L was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:31:17 towards level 79.
[12/17/23 05:50:47] Matthew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:05:49 towards level 63.
[12/17/23 06:20:38] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:37:39 towards level 79.
[12/17/23 08:04:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Koffa's tunic! Koffa's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/23 09:39:16] kptr got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:12:38 from level 82.
[12/17/23 09:48:36] ahmubashshir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:31 towards level 67.
[12/17/23 10:50:40] idlegood had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:11:12 towards level 74.
[12/17/23 10:51:19] HellSpawn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:07:59 towards level 75.
[12/17/23 10:59:00] Lord255 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:27:20 from level 85.
[12/17/23 11:38:31] bfft was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:46:44 from level 64.
[12/17/23 12:17:28] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:25:53 towards level 80.
[12/17/23 12:20:07] drahthaar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:22:33 towards level 87.
[12/17/23 13:28:04] solarsparq's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! solarsparq's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/23 14:22:19] adamus1red was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:53:24 towards level 81.
[12/17/23 14:33:47] gusto reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gusto's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/23 14:40:09] eising found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:38:07 towards level 82.
[12/17/23 16:04:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on talisein's tunic! talisein's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/23 16:12:47] BenDover was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:40:18 towards level 61.
[12/17/23 16:50:50] OobSaco got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:32:32 towards level 53.
[12/17/23 17:38:39] ion's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ion's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/23 18:28:23] JackyB fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:00:32 from level 65.
[12/17/23 18:37:37] thatmint bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:58:11 towards level 65.
[12/17/23 18:53:02] OobSaco was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:25:17 from level 53.
[12/17/23 19:27:16] Thorael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:37:06 towards level 80.
[12/17/23 20:12:30] washclof's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! washclof's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/17/23 20:44:02] Kurenai tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:07:47 towards level 74.
[12/17/23 21:03:36] REDXIII got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:07 towards level 41.
[12/17/23 21:21:43] Wolf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:06:44 from level 86.
[12/17/23 21:23:02] Platonides tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:06:28 towards level 72.
[12/17/23 21:34:10] gradator has dealt Fehu a Critical Strike! 12 days, 07:47:56 is added to Fehu's clock.
[12/17/23 21:41:55] Platonides was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:49:52 towards level 72.
[12/17/23 22:12:22] REDXIII's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! REDXIII's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/23 22:26:52] GilbertErik was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:08:38 from level 71.
[12/17/23 22:39:46] BastelBot's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! BastelBot's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/17/23 23:00:45] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:47:18 towards level 79.
[12/17/23 23:18:38] yano tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:55:16 towards level 84.
[12/18/23 00:31:52] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:30:57 towards level 81.
[12/18/23 00:32:49] EddieT137 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:42:06 from level 76.
[12/18/23 01:11:13] Cockroach was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:09 towards level 42.
[12/18/23 01:13:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on idleevil's tunic! idleevil's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/23 01:58:39] scumola was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:06:14 from level 78.
[12/18/23 02:19:39] idleevil has dealt nathan a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:02:31 is added to nathan's clock.
[12/18/23 02:56:24] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:36:10 towards level 86.
[12/18/23 03:30:20] t3chn0's charm ate a bolt of lightning! t3chn0's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/23 04:32:18] dodecahedron reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dodecahedron's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/23 04:36:49] Fehu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:50:59 towards level 77.
[12/18/23 04:39:58] MetaNova was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:02:03 from level 81.
[12/18/23 04:47:18] TheSilentLink was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:43 towards level 73.
[12/18/23 06:11:56] buzel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:22 towards level 82.
[12/18/23 06:27:26] BenDover tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:32:38 towards level 61.
[12/18/23 06:30:51] washclof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:56:19 towards level 89.
[12/18/23 06:49:58] Omega was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:44:52 towards level 76.
[12/18/23 06:59:42] yang hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:21 towards level 19.
[12/18/23 08:29:00] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:06:12 towards level 81.
[12/18/23 08:31:01] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:21 towards level 87.
[12/18/23 08:49:20] eising was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:32:50 towards level 82.
[12/18/23 08:57:03] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:32:54 towards level 72.
[12/18/23 08:57:37] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:56:52 towards level 81.
[12/18/23 09:40:39] ahmubashshir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:16:33 towards level 68.
[12/18/23 09:53:34] Destruia tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:14:56 towards level 78.
[12/18/23 10:03:30] washclof was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:28:51 towards level 89.
[12/18/23 11:26:40] bookworm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:14:26 from level 75.
[12/18/23 12:20:51] Sario found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:40:15 towards level 69.
[12/18/23 12:21:48] ToHellWithGA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:13:13 towards level 85.
[12/18/23 12:52:59] blabber was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 12:55:41 towards level 82.
[12/18/23 13:23:25] buzel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:08 towards level 82.
[12/18/23 13:53:57] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:23 towards level 84.
[12/18/23 14:02:08] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:38:19 towards level 81.
[12/18/23 14:09:10] Silvanus_Betrium ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:15:12 from level 75.
[12/18/23 15:06:40] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:39 towards level 81.
[12/18/23 16:19:26] Khorne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:08:21 towards level 89.
[12/18/23 16:51:23] alexlehm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:26 towards level 62.
[12/18/23 16:54:11] VonToutCourt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:40 towards level 83.
[12/18/23 17:04:29] alephnull was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:42 from level 60.
[12/18/23 17:37:58] drahthaar ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:12:27 from level 87.
[12/18/23 17:46:31] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:53:43 towards level 83.
[12/18/23 17:50:29] Russell discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:00:20 towards level 75.
[12/18/23 18:52:29] TimWolla gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:14:10 towards level 88.
[12/18/23 19:34:58] caeli has dealt bird a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:37:24 is added to bird's clock.
[12/18/23 20:51:04] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:30 towards level 73.
[12/18/23 21:16:11] allo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:39 towards level 83.
[12/18/23 21:19:12] Crazycatlady walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:41:09 from level 83.
[12/18/23 21:36:37] allo was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:57:13 from level 83.
[12/18/23 21:50:37] Fenrik reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fenrik's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/18/23 22:15:02] Nuae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:05:43 towards level 72.
[12/18/23 22:38:13] MadMan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:46:28 towards level 73.
[12/18/23 22:48:27] dodecahedron was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:56:57 from level 53.
[12/18/23 22:49:49] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:07:12 towards level 81.
[12/18/23 23:42:05] Omega hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:47:07 towards level 76.
[12/19/23 00:57:45] Bluedog was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:25:55 from level 76.
[12/19/23 01:38:28] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:27:59 from level 79.
[12/19/23 02:23:39] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:26:22 towards level 75.
[12/19/23 03:05:58] KingPimpCommand met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:28:07 from level 52.
[12/19/23 03:14:03] adamus1red found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:37:03 towards level 81.
[12/19/23 03:19:19] Notir found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:24:10 towards level 74.
[12/19/23 03:54:12] DontEvenPeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:38:00 towards level 65.
[12/19/23 04:17:42] Berserker found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:31:00 towards level 62.
[12/19/23 04:33:55] Lnk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:28:31 towards level 90.
[12/19/23 05:08:25] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:23:05 towards level 88.
[12/19/23 05:14:42] Kachin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kachin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/23 05:42:46] particleflux bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:49 towards level 59.
[12/19/23 05:55:52] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:42 towards level 72.
[12/19/23 06:00:41] DividedByZero has dealt jacob1 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:18:12 is added to jacob1's clock.
[12/19/23 06:08:37] nya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:42:29 towards level 81.
[12/19/23 06:46:25] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:46:29 towards level 87.
[12/19/23 07:21:44] The local wizard imbued Jens's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Jens's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/23 07:22:14] CompanionCube reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CompanionCube's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/23 09:20:42] fstrelok caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:15 towards level 66.
[12/19/23 09:49:12] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:47:52 towards level 79.
[12/19/23 09:54:22] vegadark found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:51:33 towards level 86.
[12/19/23 09:55:04] scornn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:39:14 towards level 62.
[12/19/23 10:42:02] Fyrgor was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:30 towards level 37.
[12/19/23 11:41:37] olsner fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:21:36 from level 58.
[12/19/23 11:49:54] Kurenai hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:53:16 towards level 74.
[12/19/23 12:43:37] ToHellWithGA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:26:02 towards level 85.
[12/19/23 13:16:07] Ecko's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Ecko's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/23 14:21:03] yang found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:43 towards level 26.
[12/19/23 15:10:45] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:26 towards level 79.
[12/19/23 17:07:46] GilbertErik was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:43:53 from level 71.
[12/19/23 17:10:32] adamus1red was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:09:47 towards level 81.
[12/19/23 17:20:43] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:38 towards level 71.
[12/19/23 17:43:48] CompanionCube bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:19 towards level 86.
[12/19/23 18:31:05] JackyB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:53 towards level 65.
[12/19/23 18:50:25] gusto gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:37 towards level 67.
[12/19/23 19:45:51] ColonelPanic001's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ColonelPanic001's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/19/23 19:52:56] Acolarh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:36:10 from level 84.
[12/19/23 20:02:13] Stevland caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:55:46 towards level 77.
[12/19/23 21:04:14] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:30:59 towards level 86.
[12/19/23 21:16:32] idleneutral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:05:38 towards level 69.
[12/19/23 21:32:37] gusto found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:36 towards level 67.
[12/19/23 21:40:15] "\@_'s shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! "\@_'s shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/19/23 22:51:33] Matthew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:06 towards level 63.
[12/19/23 23:21:10] bobvador found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:02:34 towards level 81.
[12/19/23 23:28:57] Wam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:26:40 towards level 75.
[12/20/23 01:43:11] Fehu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:18:17 towards level 77.
[12/20/23 03:05:17] ter0 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:38:27 towards level 55.
[12/20/23 03:57:48] _sh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:11:00 from level 88.
[12/20/23 04:58:04] t3chn0 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:12:48 towards level 81.
[12/20/23 05:10:59] dyvonna reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dyvonna's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/23 05:43:19] Nuae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:37:01 towards level 72.
[12/20/23 06:43:11] sky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:32:44 towards level 81.
[12/20/23 07:16:14] yNos's charm ate a bolt of lightning! yNos's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/23 07:19:35] Thorael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:56 towards level 80.
[12/20/23 08:11:41] sco1 has dealt CodeGeek a Critical Strike! 19 days, 02:20:56 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[12/20/23 08:13:21] bg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:57:53 towards level 83.
[12/20/23 08:25:33] tass fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:22 from level 57.
[12/20/23 09:17:05] olsner was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:16:27 towards level 58.
[12/20/23 10:27:01] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 19:57:31 towards level 85.
[12/20/23 10:39:21] yano fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:38:51 from level 84.
[12/20/23 10:48:24] allo's charm ate a bolt of lightning! allo's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/23 11:06:13] pants found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:45:55 towards level 80.
[12/20/23 11:08:32] Nysdar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:19 towards level 76.
[12/20/23 11:47:36] Faradome bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:51:22 towards level 64.
[12/20/23 11:58:44] gildarts discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:18 towards level 77.
[12/20/23 12:20:29] gradator's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gradator's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/23 12:46:33] boscage was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:59 towards level 60.
[12/20/23 12:54:25] IFireflyl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:30 towards level 58.
[12/20/23 13:20:05] drahthaar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:33 towards level 87.
[12/20/23 15:09:27] hiod was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:32 towards level 39.
[12/20/23 15:33:22] fstrelok walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:21:55 from level 66.
[12/20/23 15:44:40] sc found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:39 towards level 88.
[12/20/23 16:12:16] Nuae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:49:19 towards level 72.
[12/20/23 16:12:25] DontEvenPeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:41:30 towards level 65.
[12/20/23 16:15:47] freeboson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:58:18 from level 81.
[12/20/23 16:32:04] u4ia's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! u4ia's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/20/23 16:44:40] Nuae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:27 towards level 72.
[12/20/23 17:37:31] thatmint found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:57:14 towards level 65.
[12/20/23 17:39:40] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:35 towards level 82.
[12/20/23 18:04:23] style was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:05:52 towards level 70.
[12/20/23 18:21:33] hax404 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:56:38 towards level 80.
[12/20/23 18:31:54] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:09 towards level 87.
[12/20/23 18:52:03] u4ia had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:55:57 towards level 52.
[12/20/23 21:49:41] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:49 towards level 82.
[12/20/23 21:58:35] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:20 towards level 81.
[12/20/23 22:44:07] Matthew gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:35 towards level 63.
[12/20/23 23:12:57] idleevil found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:31:57 towards level 72.
[12/20/23 23:56:25] bookworm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:50:39 from level 75.
[12/21/23 00:18:46] Wam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:50:05 towards level 75.
[12/21/23 00:23:11] Zed_Spiker ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:50:06 from level 55.
[12/21/23 00:24:36] pwae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:36:32 from level 82.
[12/21/23 00:27:54] Asara's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Asara's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/23 00:45:47] Bolded was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:10:05 from level 76.
[12/21/23 00:48:57] Lenny_ ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:03:30 from level 70.
[12/21/23 01:20:24] Notir was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:24:30 from level 74.
[12/21/23 01:23:10] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:00 towards level 71.
[12/21/23 02:29:18] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:14 towards level 77.
[12/21/23 02:41:30] Platonides was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:03:54 towards level 72.
[12/21/23 03:42:05] Platonides has dealt saynevermore a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:42:26 is added to saynevermore's clock.
[12/21/23 04:25:37] Stevland was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:00:33 from level 77.
[12/21/23 04:31:24] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:13 towards level 72.
[12/21/23 04:46:04] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:49 towards level 80.
[12/21/23 04:48:40] mordac reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! mordac's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/23 04:53:21] Destruia was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:40 towards level 78.
[12/21/23 05:04:10] solarsparq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:34:15 towards level 70.
[12/21/23 05:31:35] adamus1red was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:28:20 from level 81.
[12/21/23 06:50:28] gusto's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! gusto's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/21/23 06:52:19] Notir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:53 towards level 74.
[12/21/23 06:55:35] Wolf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 04:50:04 towards level 86.
[12/21/23 07:28:58] thatmint had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:31 towards level 65.
[12/21/23 07:48:50] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:58:40 towards level 73.
[12/21/23 08:01:02] hax404 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:04:18 towards level 80.
[12/21/23 08:33:54] roosterphant slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! roosterphant's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/21/23 09:55:11] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 18:14:28 towards level 83.
[12/21/23 10:09:54] Stevland was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:28:57 from level 77.
[12/21/23 10:18:06] Notir was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:08:17 from level 74.
[12/21/23 10:46:29] thatmint was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:37 towards level 65.
[12/21/23 11:02:51] MadMan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:31:50 towards level 73.
[12/21/23 11:09:20] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:19:10 towards level 84.
[12/21/23 11:15:37] ToHellWithGA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:10:08 towards level 85.
[12/21/23 13:16:46] ChowderKeg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 15 days, 23:23:11 from level 85.
[12/21/23 13:55:40] Affliction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:13:02 towards level 81.
[12/21/23 14:06:10] tswsl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:46:21 from level 84.
[12/21/23 15:36:34] roosterphant was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:08 from level 53.
[12/21/23 15:56:11] alexlehm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:14:06 towards level 62.
[12/21/23 17:02:33] scornn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:28:04 towards level 62.
[12/21/23 17:09:38] Carl was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:26 from level 80.
[12/21/23 17:13:55] elegy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:25 towards level 50.
[12/21/23 17:50:08] io was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:57 towards level 87.
[12/21/23 17:57:32] Celediel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:32 towards level 54.
[12/21/23 18:16:13] Shinzon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Shinzon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/23 18:26:13] Abe was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:53:12 from level 73.
[12/21/23 18:50:15] Bluedog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:26:50 towards level 76.
[12/21/23 19:21:46] gradator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:12:37 towards level 83.
[12/21/23 19:59:15] Kritzefitz has dealt OobSaco a Critical Strike! 4 days, 17:56:51 is added to OobSaco's clock.
[12/21/23 20:11:07] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:31:40 from level 79.
[12/21/23 20:15:48] alephnull ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:55 from level 60.
[12/21/23 20:49:04] DividedByZero spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! DividedByZero's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/21/23 21:35:17] nawcom ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:53:41 from level 78.
[12/21/23 21:50:10] boscage was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:15:50 from level 60.
[12/21/23 22:10:49] yano ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:57:24 from level 84.
[12/21/23 22:32:05] rawgreaze's charm ate a bolt of lightning! rawgreaze's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/21/23 22:33:33] Tabmow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:29:22 towards level 73.
[12/21/23 23:26:43] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:59:28 towards level 89.
[12/21/23 23:34:13] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:04:11 towards level 88.
[12/22/23 00:29:25] LetMeKnow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:16 from level 35.
[12/22/23 00:47:52] dodecahedron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:02:28 towards level 53.
[12/22/23 00:50:59] particleflux was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:26:35 from level 60.
[12/22/23 01:07:25] bobvador bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:56:19 towards level 81.
[12/22/23 02:50:27] saynevermore bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:32 towards level 31.
[12/22/23 03:34:08] Tabmow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:04:29 towards level 73.
[12/22/23 04:08:47] freeboson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:17:05 towards level 81.
[12/22/23 05:15:49] Bluedog has dealt Celediel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 10:43:45 is added to Celediel's clock.
[12/22/23 05:20:08] elf reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! elf's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/22/23 05:23:14] Daikojun found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:38 towards level 60.
[12/22/23 05:58:17] boscage was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:51:08 from level 60.
[12/22/23 06:57:33] "\@_ has dealt bfft a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:34:23 is added to bfft's clock.
[12/22/23 07:22:59] anarcat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:41:36 towards level 85.
[12/22/23 07:38:39] Crazycatlady was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:19:41 towards level 84.
[12/22/23 07:44:46] Malvolio tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:03:40 towards level 61.
[12/22/23 08:11:06] noex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:10:18 towards level 66.
[12/22/23 08:41:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Zaratustra's tunic! Zaratustra's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/22/23 09:23:31] idleevil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:49 towards level 72.
[12/22/23 11:20:19] thatmint discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:36 towards level 65.
[12/22/23 11:48:46] io bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:06 towards level 87.
[12/22/23 12:31:54] d4n13L was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:10:44 towards level 79.
[12/22/23 13:04:55] Fehu has dealt Platonides a Critical Strike! 2 days, 08:29:10 is added to Platonides's clock.
[12/22/23 13:35:04] kzootech bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:17:57 towards level 72.
[12/22/23 13:35:19] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:03:16 towards level 85.
[12/22/23 13:40:39] MadMan ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:26:46 from level 73.
[12/22/23 14:00:24] The local wizard imbued CornFly's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CornFly's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/22/23 15:31:44] Aksej caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:36:55 towards level 78.
[12/22/23 17:24:34] Matthew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:17 towards level 63.
[12/22/23 17:45:30] _sh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:41:27 towards level 88.
[12/22/23 18:03:48] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:47:51 from level 73.
[12/22/23 18:21:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on blobdog's tunic! blobdog's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/22/23 18:31:19] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:55:51 towards level 77.
[12/22/23 18:39:48] thatmint tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:18 towards level 65.
[12/22/23 18:50:58] Wam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:38:27 towards level 75.
[12/22/23 18:53:44] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:46:59 towards level 85.
[12/22/23 19:46:11] eising gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:59:02 towards level 82.
[12/22/23 20:07:21] DrinkyBird has dealt Crazycatlady a Critical Strike! 10 days, 23:54:33 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[12/22/23 20:57:24] eising tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:01:54 towards level 82.
[12/22/23 21:37:47] hdm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:26 towards level 87.
[12/22/23 21:58:47] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:47 towards level 85.
[12/22/23 22:19:57] bg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:36:06 towards level 83.
[12/23/23 00:15:22] nya ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:42:23 from level 81.
[12/23/23 01:20:11] IFireflyl was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:07:58 from level 58.
[12/23/23 01:47:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Asara's tunic! Asara's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/23 02:31:59] bookworm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:23:39 towards level 75.
[12/23/23 02:42:53] EddieT137 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:27:38 from level 76.
[12/23/23 02:43:59] Ecko had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:49:49 towards level 77.
[12/23/23 03:09:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on u4ia's tunic! u4ia's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/23 03:39:58] ahmubashshir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:01:43 towards level 68.
[12/23/23 03:59:30] buzel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:51:30 towards level 83.
[12/23/23 05:19:25] cadfael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:16 towards level 77.
[12/23/23 05:27:48] pastly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:01:56 towards level 54.
[12/23/23 05:29:00] Shinzon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:23 towards level 39.
[12/23/23 06:06:44] pyre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:11:17 towards level 85.
[12/23/23 06:13:07] Melon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:56:55 towards level 58.
[12/23/23 06:34:26] Garg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:44 towards level 57.
[12/23/23 06:58:12] Aksej was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:17:22 from level 78.
[12/23/23 07:23:07] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:18:09 towards level 85.
[12/23/23 07:28:11] alexlehm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:29:52 towards level 62.
[12/23/23 07:36:34] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:38:29 towards level 75.
[12/23/23 08:32:56] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:37:13 towards level 77.
[12/23/23 08:45:07] Silvanus_Betrium reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Silvanus_Betrium's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/23 08:58:38] The local wizard imbued bsleep's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bsleep's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/23 09:20:23] tomhek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:38 towards level 82.
[12/23/23 10:57:30] Stevland was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:53:30 from level 77.
[12/23/23 11:13:12] Berserker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:51:18 towards level 62.
[12/23/23 11:31:15] blabber burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! blabber's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/23/23 12:02:26] Kritzefitz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:00 towards level 79.
[12/23/23 12:16:24] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:58:37 towards level 74.
[12/23/23 13:46:57] d4n13L was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:12:11 towards level 79.
[12/23/23 13:51:52] Khorne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:18:14 towards level 89.
[12/23/23 14:41:56] Acolarh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 11:58:29 towards level 84.
[12/23/23 16:28:23] The local wizard imbued idleevil's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! idleevil's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/23 16:30:38] ter0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:37:48 towards level 55.
[12/23/23 16:52:24] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:28:43 towards level 83.
[12/23/23 17:06:27] allo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:37:13 from level 83.
[12/23/23 17:09:01] Crazycatlady was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:32:33 from level 84.
[12/23/23 17:13:02] jacquesssss had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:05 towards level 55.
[12/23/23 18:08:23] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:56:42 towards level 86.
[12/23/23 18:21:33] Jens was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:01:01 from level 73.
[12/23/23 18:42:34] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:32:35 towards level 58.
[12/23/23 19:10:32] Celediel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:41 towards level 54.
[12/23/23 20:01:46] BastelBot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:17 towards level 84.
[12/23/23 20:36:17] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:04:59 towards level 81.
[12/23/23 21:05:43] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:16:41 towards level 75.
[12/23/23 21:12:30] pastly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:16 from level 54.
[12/23/23 21:21:48] DividedByZero ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:49 from level 47.
[12/23/23 21:44:39] Kurenai slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Kurenai's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/23/23 22:38:32] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:14 towards level 83.
[12/23/23 22:49:50] blabber discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 28 days, 05:22:36 towards level 82.
[12/23/23 22:50:35] Crazycatlady was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:35:21 towards level 84.
[12/24/23 00:05:01] boscage's charm ate a bolt of lightning! boscage's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/23 01:11:53] Jaxxsinn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:30 towards level 48.
[12/24/23 01:13:26] BenDover was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:05 towards level 61.
[12/24/23 01:18:30] sco1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:31 towards level 47.
[12/24/23 01:23:59] mordac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:58 towards level 79.
[12/24/23 01:48:56] cadfael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:41:49 towards level 77.
[12/24/23 03:12:32] gusto met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:41:01 from level 68.
[12/24/23 03:20:43] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:23 towards level 81.
[12/24/23 03:26:24] Crazycatlady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:39:23 towards level 84.
[12/24/23 04:13:11] Nuae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:48:25 from level 72.
[12/24/23 05:10:51] Kurenai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:59:30 towards level 74.
[12/24/23 05:20:42] Tenorman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:29 towards level 73.
[12/24/23 05:25:58] t3chn0's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! t3chn0's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/23 05:27:58] freeboson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:23:48 towards level 81.
[12/24/23 06:16:43] The local wizard imbued slim's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! slim's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/23 06:24:44] Nuae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:28:07 from level 72.
[12/24/23 06:38:28] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:00:40 towards level 69.
[12/24/23 07:25:14] thornrag's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! thornrag's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/23 07:46:08] Yarosh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:10:15 towards level 79.
[12/24/23 07:52:22] yang was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:10 towards level 31.
[12/24/23 07:54:16] kevkev was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:44:05 from level 53.
[12/24/23 08:45:03] Arisha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:05 towards level 27.
[12/24/23 08:49:58] Matthew's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Matthew's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/23 09:32:12] caeli burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! caeli's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/24/23 09:55:33] GilbertErik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:09:02 towards level 71.
[12/24/23 10:03:32] CompanionCube was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:49:11 from level 86.
[12/24/23 10:47:18] Melon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:54 towards level 58.
[12/24/23 11:11:35] tass was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:56:38 from level 58.
[12/24/23 11:16:03] idleneutral caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:03:07 towards level 69.
[12/24/23 11:54:30] MetaNova was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:20:33 from level 81.
[12/24/23 12:23:31] gusto tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:19:41 towards level 68.
[12/24/23 12:30:54] Destruia's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Destruia's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/23 12:52:19] Kachin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:47 towards level 77.
[12/24/23 13:35:17] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:02:42 towards level 84.
[12/24/23 13:53:29] noex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:55 towards level 66.
[12/24/23 14:02:14] "\@_ got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:42:15 from level 83.
[12/24/23 14:34:46] spex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:42 towards level 81.
[12/24/23 14:43:20] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:06:39 towards level 81.
[12/24/23 15:12:14] cfjk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cfjk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/23 15:25:20] jacquesssss was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:34:23 from level 55.
[12/24/23 15:48:38] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:19:26 towards level 85.
[12/24/23 16:29:23] signofzeta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:24:11 towards level 75.
[12/24/23 17:14:23] idleevil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:40 towards level 72.
[12/24/23 17:22:58] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:17:38 towards level 84.
[12/24/23 17:42:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on eising's tunic! eising's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/24/23 18:15:13] gusto hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:43:20 towards level 68.
[12/24/23 18:59:35] EddieT137 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! EddieT137's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/24/23 19:49:46] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:59:06 towards level 82.
[12/24/23 19:57:31] Sario found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:14:22 towards level 69.
[12/24/23 20:51:26] Cockroach hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:15 towards level 44.
[12/24/23 21:19:33] Nysdar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:31 towards level 76.
[12/24/23 21:23:55] canton7 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:52:44 towards level 79.
[12/24/23 22:52:39] d4n13L got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:53:11 towards level 79.
[12/24/23 23:45:07] h00k reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! h00k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/25/23 00:10:41] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:31 towards level 73.
[12/25/23 02:04:14] misha has dealt style a Critical Strike! 12 days, 22:38:13 is added to style's clock.
[12/25/23 02:13:41] Nysdar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:02 towards level 76.
[12/25/23 02:29:53] idlegood gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:31:50 towards level 74.
[12/25/23 02:34:27] dyvonna tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:09:33 towards level 78.
[12/25/23 02:38:55] Fehu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:44:45 towards level 77.
[12/25/23 02:45:36] saynevermore walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:04 from level 35.
[12/25/23 03:14:19] kzootech found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:49:22 towards level 72.
[12/25/23 03:59:03] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:26:33 towards level 87.
[12/25/23 05:58:08] Affliction has dealt cadfael a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:54:35 is added to cadfael's clock.
[12/25/23 07:06:29] Lilith found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:52:28 towards level 55.
[12/25/23 07:22:22] cadfael's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! cadfael's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/25/23 07:40:53] Silvanus_Betrium discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:23 towards level 75.
[12/25/23 08:25:27] HellSpawn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:25:33 towards level 75.
[12/25/23 08:31:29] elegy tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:01 towards level 51.
[12/25/23 08:38:07] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:35:57 towards level 75.
[12/25/23 08:45:46] bobvador ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:53:24 from level 81.
[12/25/23 08:58:08] Wolf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Wolf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/25/23 08:58:32] Sombra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:48:58 towards level 83.
[12/25/23 09:49:44] damyan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:35:05 from level 77.
[12/25/23 10:17:24] caeli tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:53:55 towards level 85.
[12/25/23 10:34:38] dyvonna has dealt Kody a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:33:02 is added to Kody's clock.
[12/25/23 10:53:21] ahmubashshir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:03:39 towards level 68.
[12/25/23 11:45:28] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:13 towards level 77.
[12/25/23 13:00:51] talisein was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:35:12 from level 76.
[12/25/23 13:03:22] fstrelok was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:24 towards level 66.
[12/25/23 13:08:45] jayvee got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:26:06 from level 79.
[12/25/23 13:14:38] EddieT137 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:50:43 towards level 76.
[12/25/23 13:38:39] tswsl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:44:23 towards level 84.
[12/25/23 15:13:44] wowbagger's charm ate a bolt of lightning! wowbagger's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/25/23 15:24:08] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:41:28 towards level 61.
[12/25/23 15:24:11] pastly met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:50:51 from level 54.
[12/25/23 16:04:54] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:15 towards level 75.
[12/25/23 16:28:36] yano was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:41:09 towards level 84.
[12/25/23 17:13:25] wille tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:11:52 towards level 61.
[12/25/23 17:14:40] Fyrgor was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:44 towards level 40.
[12/25/23 17:17:20] Nysdar ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:00 from level 76.
[12/25/23 17:57:03] Techman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:39 towards level 87.
[12/25/23 18:22:10] pants had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:43:40 towards level 80.
[12/25/23 18:44:00] happymeal tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:57:21 towards level 59.
[12/25/23 18:58:03] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:25:18 towards level 81.
[12/25/23 19:47:37] damyan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:02:01 towards level 77.
[12/25/23 21:18:59] drahthaar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:55 towards level 87.
[12/25/23 21:36:06] gendish's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gendish's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/25/23 23:07:24] Aksej found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:09:29 towards level 78.
[12/25/23 23:18:20] dodecahedron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:28 towards level 53.
[12/25/23 23:19:26] d4n13L gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:23 towards level 79.
[12/25/23 23:29:33] The local wizard imbued bobvador's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bobvador's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/25/23 23:45:45] BenDover was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:22 towards level 61.
[12/26/23 00:06:47] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:58 towards level 81.
[12/26/23 00:30:06] tsr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:10:07 towards level 79.
[12/26/23 00:34:14] HellSpawn slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! HellSpawn's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/23 00:53:52] Gorek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:11:21 from level 85.
[12/26/23 00:55:31] Bolded was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:41:35 towards level 76.
[12/26/23 01:40:13] rawgreaze bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:17:41 towards level 74.
[12/26/23 01:46:39] Zaratustra's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Zaratustra's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/23 01:57:32] Blohsh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:11 from level 55.
[12/26/23 03:27:13] TimeWarp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:14:09 towards level 72.
[12/26/23 03:44:35] particleflux found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:46:43 towards level 60.
[12/26/23 03:48:19] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:08:31 towards level 80.
[12/26/23 05:35:21] tswsl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:24:23 from level 84.
[12/26/23 06:52:29] alexlehm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:45 towards level 62.
[12/26/23 07:35:33] Techman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:23:47 towards level 87.
[12/26/23 08:06:51] Thorael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:28:03 towards level 80.
[12/26/23 08:17:01] bookworm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:10:20 towards level 75.
[12/26/23 08:36:18] ChowderKeg has dealt jacquesssss a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:54:33 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[12/26/23 10:41:25] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:43:31 towards level 81.
[12/26/23 11:29:18] Lord255 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Lord255's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/26/23 11:38:35] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:33:03 towards level 82.
[12/26/23 11:58:56] pyre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:48:27 towards level 85.
[12/26/23 12:47:14] BastelBot was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:30:19 from level 84.
[12/26/23 13:08:29] jaxson ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:32:40 from level 74.
[12/26/23 13:17:37] The local wizard imbued KindOne's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! KindOne's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/23 13:28:38] Minus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:08 towards level 74.
[12/26/23 14:42:59] dbx12 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:08:16 towards level 62.
[12/26/23 15:04:22] dbx12 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:05:25 towards level 62.
[12/26/23 15:58:12] roosterphant walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:02:08 from level 54.
[12/26/23 16:02:26] CodeGeek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CodeGeek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/26/23 16:18:50] el tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:16:08 towards level 80.
[12/26/23 16:24:33] Fenrik ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:32:50 from level 82.
[12/26/23 17:09:33] DontEvenPeek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:56:54 towards level 65.
[12/26/23 17:10:06] Acolarh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:32:57 towards level 84.
[12/26/23 17:43:38] nya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:28:53 towards level 81.
[12/26/23 17:47:12] washclof got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:51:10 from level 89.
[12/26/23 18:36:05] t3chn0 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:47 towards level 81.
[12/26/23 19:10:52] ChowderKeg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:58:32 towards level 85.
[12/26/23 20:14:45] Daikojun was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:56:57 from level 61.
[12/26/23 21:08:38] saynevermore gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:31 towards level 37.
[12/26/23 21:23:19] Garg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:14:13 towards level 58.
[12/26/23 21:32:34] noex was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:09:49 from level 66.
[12/26/23 21:48:54] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 12:47:42 towards level 78.
[12/26/23 22:37:36] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:30 towards level 86.
[12/27/23 00:04:20] Tenorman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:34:40 towards level 74.
[12/27/23 00:38:14] Tabmow ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:13:54 from level 73.
[12/27/23 01:02:08] Forud was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:55 towards level 80.
[12/27/23 01:34:31] yNos caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:31:11 towards level 78.
[12/27/23 02:11:30] GilbertErik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:54:38 towards level 71.
[12/27/23 02:41:09] DontEvenPeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:27:35 towards level 65.
[12/27/23 03:17:35] BlueJay was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:58 towards level 49.
[12/27/23 04:25:02] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:41:38 towards level 83.
[12/27/23 04:37:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Bolded's tunic! Bolded's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/23 04:43:19] idleevil has dealt Luca a Critical Strike! 2 days, 11:47:48 is added to Luca's clock.
[12/27/23 04:56:42] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:20:30 towards level 72.
[12/27/23 05:31:15] alephnull bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:46:10 towards level 61.
[12/27/23 08:02:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on OobSaco's tunic! OobSaco's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/23 08:06:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tomhek's tunic! tomhek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/23 08:10:10] Lilith was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:51 towards level 55.
[12/27/23 08:23:05] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:14:21 towards level 77.
[12/27/23 09:10:05] V was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:51:39 from level 83.
[12/27/23 10:45:18] signofzeta has dealt vegadark a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:05:32 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/27/23 10:50:52] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:00:28 towards level 81.
[12/27/23 11:01:41] canton7 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:13:19 towards level 79.
[12/27/23 12:11:33] insidesources hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:22 towards level 49.
[12/27/23 13:02:45] Kody was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:49:57 from level 53.
[12/27/23 13:33:39] gradator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:06:01 towards level 83.
[12/27/23 14:13:45] Yarosh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:26:55 towards level 79.
[12/27/23 14:20:17] slim found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:30:29 towards level 73.
[12/27/23 15:41:09] OobSaco found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:00 towards level 53.
[12/27/23 17:12:04] The local wizard imbued Fyrgor's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fyrgor's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/23 17:26:36] u4ia was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:38:56 from level 52.
[12/27/23 17:28:09] Thorael reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Thorael's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/23 17:38:27] u4ia found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:28 towards level 52.
[12/27/23 17:55:30] jacquesssss was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:12:41 towards level 55.
[12/27/23 18:17:01] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:57 towards level 81.
[12/27/23 18:58:34] mordac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:52:14 towards level 79.
[12/27/23 19:07:13] caeli was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:17:58 towards level 85.
[12/27/23 20:08:52] Gangsterish tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:24 towards level 59.
[12/27/23 20:18:52] solarsparq reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! solarsparq's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/23 20:20:43] ColonelPanic001 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:30:18 towards level 53.
[12/27/23 20:27:57] dwfreed was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:30:04 towards level 85.
[12/27/23 20:34:14] alexlehm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:40 towards level 62.
[12/27/23 21:23:00] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:08:54 towards level 77.
[12/27/23 22:07:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on heisenbug's tunic! heisenbug's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/23 23:13:45] Blohsh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Blohsh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/27/23 23:26:59] Carl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:50:48 from level 81.
[12/27/23 23:34:22] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:45:22 towards level 85.
[12/27/23 23:58:32] Sombra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:27:13 from level 83.
[12/28/23 00:13:41] gusto found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:42:08 towards level 68.
[12/28/23 00:24:59] SSLbits's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SSLbits's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/23 01:53:58] sco1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:01 towards level 47.
[12/28/23 02:22:22] ZOTTA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:03:22 towards level 76.
[12/28/23 02:38:37] Omega was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:50:07 towards level 76.
[12/28/23 03:48:07] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:40:56 towards level 73.
[12/28/23 03:49:43] Forud hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:23 towards level 80.
[12/28/23 03:53:41] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:11:07 towards level 85.
[12/28/23 04:09:04] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:01:45 towards level 86.
[12/28/23 04:12:08] MadMan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:25 towards level 73.
[12/28/23 04:13:23] Techman's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Techman's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/23 04:29:29] DontEvenPeek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! DontEvenPeek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/23 04:31:09] anarcat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:07:26 towards level 85.
[12/28/23 04:36:59] Platonides gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:27 towards level 72.
[12/28/23 05:34:04] noex's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! noex's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/23 07:32:20] Lenny_ was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:41:31 from level 70.
[12/28/23 07:57:39] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:02:22 towards level 86.
[12/28/23 08:10:52] vectr0n was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:26:39 towards level 69.
[12/28/23 08:28:03] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:26 towards level 85.
[12/28/23 08:43:21] cadfael ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:35:52 from level 77.
[12/28/23 08:54:12] wowbagger was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:35 from level 60.
[12/28/23 09:11:23] thornrag fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:16:16 from level 80.
[12/28/23 09:19:01] Lnk was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:11:50 from level 90.
[12/28/23 09:35:51] kinus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:22 towards level 78.
[12/28/23 10:52:14] Blohsh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Blohsh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/23 11:06:54] Cirdan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Cirdan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/28/23 11:23:02] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:54:59 towards level 88.
[12/28/23 12:09:58] Kody was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:56 towards level 53.
[12/28/23 12:14:23] Sombra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:00:12 from level 83.
[12/28/23 12:33:38] Puff was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:17:17 from level 80.
[12/28/23 12:41:43] CodeGeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:02:47 towards level 83.
[12/28/23 13:36:34] yang was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:53 towards level 36.
[12/28/23 13:39:46] yang was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:06 towards level 36.
[12/28/23 13:40:53] apb's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! apb's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/28/23 14:01:11] JackyB's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! JackyB's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/23 14:11:08] Acolarh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:18:10 towards level 84.
[12/28/23 14:16:10] Omega has dealt Lilith a Critical Strike! 0 days, 16:04:09 is added to Lilith's clock.
[12/28/23 14:27:49] Acolarh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:45:02 towards level 84.
[12/28/23 16:06:53] tomhek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:55:24 towards level 83.
[12/28/23 16:09:27] brycec was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:35:52 from level 77.
[12/28/23 16:17:03] Yarosh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:17:26 towards level 79.
[12/28/23 18:26:59] Kalas was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:31 towards level 13.
[12/28/23 18:30:54] ahmubashshir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:39:58 towards level 68.
[12/28/23 19:58:22] kenyon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:28 towards level 85.
[12/28/23 20:03:32] kptr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:47 towards level 82.
[12/28/23 20:32:40] SirNeo walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:13:50 from level 66.
[12/28/23 20:43:06] brycec ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:56:00 from level 77.
[12/28/23 20:44:06] Kalas hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:35 towards level 15.
[12/28/23 21:05:13] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 15:50:55 towards level 87.
[12/28/23 21:09:29] nya was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:02:24 from level 81.
[12/28/23 21:24:20] Cockroach walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:56:25 from level 45.
[12/28/23 21:24:44] The local wizard imbued ahmubashshir's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ahmubashshir's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/23 22:04:08] VonToutCourt's charm ate a bolt of lightning! VonToutCourt's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/28/23 23:45:13] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:24 towards level 75.
[12/28/23 23:56:51] Kurenai was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:31:54 from level 74.
[12/29/23 00:12:20] Crazycatlady found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:37:00 towards level 84.
[12/29/23 00:30:19] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:25:36 from level 61.
[12/29/23 00:55:37] Acolarh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:49:24 towards level 84.
[12/29/23 01:25:22] CornFly was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:41 from level 77.
[12/29/23 03:04:07] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:34:54 towards level 77.
[12/29/23 03:04:43] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on slim's tunic! slim's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/23 03:07:50] SirNeo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:59:42 from level 66.
[12/29/23 04:48:25] particleflux's charm ate a bolt of lightning! particleflux's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/23 05:16:43] Notir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:28 towards level 74.
[12/29/23 05:51:33] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:47:35 towards level 77.
[12/29/23 06:36:48] Lord255 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:31:21 towards level 85.
[12/29/23 07:00:15] SirNeo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:20:35 towards level 66.
[12/29/23 07:39:25] nathan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:00 from level 55.
[12/29/23 09:18:21] Jens got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:17:10 from level 73.
[12/29/23 09:30:45] JackyB was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:52:51 from level 66.
[12/29/23 09:49:46] spex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:08 towards level 81.
[12/29/23 10:22:47] particleflux was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:48:50 towards level 60.
[12/29/23 11:07:35] bobvador tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:05:33 towards level 81.
[12/29/23 11:48:37] MetaNova found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:08:34 towards level 81.
[12/29/23 12:10:52] Ungoliant's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Ungoliant's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/23 13:00:09] solarsparq was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:33:08 towards level 70.
[12/29/23 13:01:49] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:06 towards level 77.
[12/29/23 13:11:01] scornn slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! scornn's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/29/23 13:19:43] Wam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:10 towards level 75.
[12/29/23 13:37:22] kevkev reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kevkev's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/23 13:43:27] kptr's charm ate a bolt of lightning! kptr's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/23 13:48:23] Carl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:24:07 from level 81.
[12/29/23 13:59:08] Fenrik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:36:10 towards level 82.
[12/29/23 14:14:10] Gorek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:01:09 towards level 85.
[12/29/23 14:49:29] freeboson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:18:51 towards level 81.
[12/29/23 14:55:25] tass tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:51:55 towards level 58.
[12/29/23 15:17:54] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:36 towards level 77.
[12/29/23 16:11:54] Minus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:45:57 towards level 75.
[12/29/23 16:32:14] Cockroach caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:23 towards level 45.
[12/29/23 16:43:08] Pinkman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Pinkman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/29/23 16:54:03] ahmubashshir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:37:23 towards level 68.
[12/29/23 17:09:47] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on roosterphant's tunic! roosterphant's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/23 17:30:00] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:28:15 towards level 86.
[12/29/23 18:27:20] Puff was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:32:16 towards level 80.
[12/29/23 18:30:24] bobvador ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:48:00 from level 81.
[12/29/23 18:34:43] Melon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:21 towards level 58.
[12/29/23 18:47:10] dodecahedron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:01:45 towards level 54.
[12/29/23 19:14:48] vectr0n found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:34:07 towards level 69.
[12/29/23 19:58:55] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:08 towards level 85.
[12/29/23 20:01:16] Destruia was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:24:52 from level 79.
[12/29/23 20:02:08] dbx12 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dbx12's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/29/23 21:36:22] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:56:31 towards level 73.
[12/29/23 21:41:30] cadfael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:34 towards level 77.
[12/29/23 22:27:53] GilbertErik spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! GilbertErik's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/29/23 22:39:47] thatmint was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:15:27 from level 66.
[12/29/23 22:53:27] OobSaco caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:13 towards level 53.
[12/29/23 23:09:56] kinus burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kinus's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/29/23 23:47:55] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:17:03 from level 61.
[12/30/23 00:05:03] zifnab06 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:01:19 towards level 75.
[12/30/23 01:27:07] Wolf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:59:41 towards level 86.
[12/30/23 01:39:19] Ungoliant caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:57 towards level 73.
[12/30/23 01:46:33] Paganel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:13:53 towards level 79.
[12/30/23 02:32:30] freeboson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:59 towards level 81.
[12/30/23 04:38:12] The local wizard imbued pfoley's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pfoley's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/23 05:20:34] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:18:55 towards level 82.
[12/30/23 05:29:12] Blohsh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:43:06 from level 55.
[12/30/23 05:38:06] RussellB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:07 towards level 81.
[12/30/23 05:51:53] StalkR hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:43:19 towards level 82.
[12/30/23 06:08:32] TimWolla hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:12:15 towards level 88.
[12/30/23 06:08:38] damyan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:28:42 towards level 77.
[12/30/23 07:19:13] sco1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:04 towards level 47.
[12/30/23 08:11:38] Tabmow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:07:36 towards level 73.
[12/30/23 08:25:09] style found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:37:33 towards level 70.
[12/30/23 08:30:38] kzootech was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:07:51 from level 72.
[12/30/23 09:53:29] ColonelPanic001 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ColonelPanic001's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/30/23 10:24:12] kzootech was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:45:08 from level 72.
[12/30/23 10:24:42] Susumurata caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:30:25 towards level 57.
[12/30/23 10:51:05] h00k was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:37 towards level 58.
[12/30/23 10:56:03] SirNeo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:14 towards level 66.
[12/30/23 11:49:15] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:50:39 towards level 78.
[12/30/23 11:55:11] kenyon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:57:42 from level 85.
[12/30/23 13:33:27] HellSpawn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:39:31 towards level 75.
[12/30/23 13:47:02] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:59 towards level 75.
[12/30/23 14:52:17] RussellB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:33 towards level 81.
[12/30/23 15:30:33] Gangsterish was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:56:40 towards level 60.
[12/30/23 16:21:21] MetaNova found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:05:33 towards level 81.
[12/30/23 16:44:09] TimeWarp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:04:03 towards level 72.
[12/30/23 17:12:50] ZOTTA has dealt Cirdan a Critical Strike! 4 days, 18:41:07 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[12/30/23 17:14:27] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:26:12 towards level 86.
[12/30/23 17:54:51] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:20 towards level 78.
[12/30/23 18:39:07] Silvanus_Betrium had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:14 towards level 75.
[12/30/23 18:57:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yano's tunic! yano's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/23 20:11:05] gradator's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gradator's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/23 20:18:52] ter0 has dealt Rayke a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:47:47 is added to Rayke's clock.
[12/30/23 20:48:12] blobdog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:19:01 towards level 57.
[12/30/23 21:57:50] bsleep met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:34:32 from level 80.
[12/30/23 22:39:28] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on unicron's tunic! unicron's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/30/23 22:41:46] bt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:19 towards level 20.
[12/30/23 22:59:28] Fenrik was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:26 from level 82.
[12/30/23 23:02:14] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:20 towards level 73.
[12/30/23 23:03:14] HeavyPodda ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:21:19 from level 82.
[12/30/23 23:18:45] JigmeDatse got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:19:10 from level 68.
[12/31/23 00:19:31] CodeGeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:31:41 towards level 83.
[12/31/23 00:43:44] solarsparq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:52:02 towards level 70.
[12/31/23 01:11:04] Luca was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:26:00 towards level 55.
[12/31/23 01:17:02] aqsd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:10 towards level 79.
[12/31/23 01:58:16] KindOne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:42:16 towards level 74.
[12/31/23 02:00:52] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:52:30 towards level 61.
[12/31/23 02:44:05] OobSaco gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:06 towards level 53.
[12/31/23 02:50:58] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:06 towards level 80.
[12/31/23 03:38:29] Carl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:33:26 from level 81.
[12/31/23 04:04:04] particleflux got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:10:36 towards level 60.
[12/31/23 04:12:57] bfft had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:45:05 towards level 65.
[12/31/23 05:15:57] GilbertErik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:34:09 towards level 71.
[12/31/23 05:37:21] jayvee discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:50 towards level 79.
[12/31/23 05:44:13] boscage was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:59:04 from level 61.
[12/31/23 05:46:20] \dev\ice found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:37 towards level 66.
[12/31/23 06:10:00] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:09 towards level 86.
[12/31/23 06:18:35] h00k was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:00:45 from level 58.
[12/31/23 06:54:46] Fehu spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Fehu's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/31/23 08:18:38] Berserker hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:37 towards level 62.
[12/31/23 09:04:07] talisein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:25 towards level 76.
[12/31/23 09:06:19] elegy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:35 towards level 51.
[12/31/23 10:04:23] Silvanus_Betrium was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:40 towards level 75.
[12/31/23 10:52:29] Asara caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:32:58 towards level 85.
[12/31/23 11:12:43] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:56:54 towards level 87.
[12/31/23 11:50:10] particleflux was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:20:02 from level 60.
[12/31/23 12:27:05] Berserker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:32 towards level 62.
[12/31/23 12:35:28] Paganel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:06:30 towards level 79.
[12/31/23 12:39:29] The local wizard imbued aqsd's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! aqsd's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/23 13:10:16] ahmubashshir's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ahmubashshir's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/31/23 13:45:34] Minus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:39:44 towards level 75.
[12/31/23 14:29:45] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:20:55 towards level 87.
[12/31/23 14:53:57] Crazycatlady caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:42:27 towards level 84.
[12/31/23 15:06:30] gusto discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:02:16 towards level 68.
[12/31/23 15:18:51] MELOONi's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MELOONi's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/31/23 15:37:13] saynevermore has dealt Cockroach a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:02:08 is added to Cockroach's clock.
[12/31/23 16:58:33] TimeWarp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:12:23 towards level 72.
[12/31/23 17:09:48] KindOne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:32:17 towards level 74.
[12/31/23 17:20:06] ToHellWithGA was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:38:02 towards level 85.
[12/31/23 17:21:18] idleneutral was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:45:58 from level 69.
[12/31/23 17:46:37] fstrelok had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:07 towards level 66.
[12/31/23 18:24:34] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:22:54 towards level 73.
[12/31/23 18:32:15] DontEvenPeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:36 towards level 65.
[12/31/23 19:00:13] gideonstar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:00:56 towards level 58.
[12/31/23 19:34:28] particleflux found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:14:30 towards level 60.
[12/31/23 19:44:39] Blohsh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:29 towards level 55.
[12/31/23 19:48:58] kptr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:23:17 towards level 82.
[12/31/23 20:10:12] kinus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:19:13 towards level 78.
[12/31/23 20:36:13] Nuae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:34 towards level 72.
[12/31/23 20:44:35] spex has dealt Koffa a Critical Strike! 2 days, 07:35:47 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/31/23 20:47:18] scornn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:09 towards level 62.
[12/31/23 21:48:29] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:56:24 towards level 81.
[12/31/23 21:52:03] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:43:09 towards level 73.
[12/31/23 22:52:22] tsr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:07 towards level 79.
[12/31/23 23:15:04] DontEvenPeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:28 towards level 65.
[12/31/23 23:30:06] Silvanus_Betrium burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Silvanus_Betrium's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/01/24 00:16:56] "\@_ walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:45:15 from level 83.
[01/01/24 00:55:20] Notir fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:04:53 from level 74.
[01/01/24 01:29:07] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:15:51 from level 79.
[01/01/24 01:38:48] Pinkman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:19:45 towards level 77.
[01/01/24 01:49:21] bfft has dealt grangerstranger a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:22:36 is added to grangerstranger's clock.
[01/01/24 04:48:32] pfoley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:22:16 from level 77.
[01/01/24 06:03:53] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:32:34 towards level 80.
[01/01/24 06:11:35] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:02:39 towards level 84.
[01/01/24 08:53:41] Thorael ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:55:33 from level 80.
[01/01/24 09:24:15] Wolf slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Wolf's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/01/24 09:46:14] Lnk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:07 towards level 90.
[01/01/24 10:05:18] Garg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:02:03 from level 58.
[01/01/24 10:48:24] elf has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:09:44 is added to Tangles's clock.
[01/01/24 11:32:19] ter0 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:12:48 towards level 56.
[01/01/24 11:35:07] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:47:49 from level 72.
[01/01/24 11:58:44] canton7 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:29 towards level 79.
[01/01/24 12:12:18] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:49:07 towards level 74.
[01/01/24 12:16:37] thornrag fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:04:16 from level 80.
[01/01/24 12:40:40] Omega tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:32 towards level 76.
[01/01/24 12:42:41] soltys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:39:01 towards level 87.
[01/01/24 12:54:55] bananaboat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:42:27 from level 87.
[01/01/24 13:00:43] bfft caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:20:27 towards level 65.
[01/01/24 13:06:08] yang bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:53 towards level 39.
[01/01/24 14:01:10] yNos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:55:18 towards level 78.
[01/01/24 14:15:56] MetaNova reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MetaNova's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/24 14:29:11] sc was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:08:07 from level 89.
[01/01/24 14:33:13] kevkev had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:00:12 towards level 54.
[01/01/24 14:37:26] scumola hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:23 towards level 78.
[01/01/24 14:49:23] Dex was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:37 from level 25.
[01/01/24 15:06:09] Sario walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:53:52 from level 70.
[01/01/24 16:42:17] Notir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:53 towards level 74.
[01/01/24 17:51:24] _sh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:49:18 towards level 88.
[01/01/24 17:51:42] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:48 towards level 77.
[01/01/24 18:17:41] blobdog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:39:18 towards level 57.
[01/01/24 19:20:47] IFireflyl was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:57:24 from level 59.
[01/01/24 19:42:34] CaptainS122 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:03 towards level 23.
[01/01/24 19:45:26] Celediel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Celediel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/01/24 20:33:02] Rayke bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:40 towards level 52.
[01/01/24 20:39:19] mordac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:34:48 towards level 79.
[01/01/24 21:24:13] gradator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:19:18 towards level 83.
[01/01/24 21:40:29] CodeGeek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:52:06 from level 83.
[01/01/24 22:11:45] Notir spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Notir's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/01/24 22:39:12] gusto was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:06:17 towards level 68.
[01/01/24 22:59:38] Nysdar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:20:40 towards level 77.
[01/01/24 23:13:00] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:58:41 towards level 84.
[01/01/24 23:55:43] ZOTTA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:35:18 towards level 76.
[01/02/24 00:11:14] Bolded got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 00:07:26 towards level 77.
[01/02/24 00:13:32] Kritzefitz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:09:07 towards level 80.
[01/02/24 00:15:48] thornrag bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:47:42 towards level 80.
[01/02/24 00:56:31] vegadark was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 07:29:13 from level 87.
[01/02/24 01:15:06] bsleep tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:50:22 towards level 80.
[01/02/24 01:30:54] freeboson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:26 towards level 81.
[01/02/24 02:29:23] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:13 towards level 90.
[01/02/24 02:40:04] TimeWarp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:15:55 towards level 72.
[01/02/24 02:46:24] Ecko was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:57 from level 77.
[01/02/24 04:05:04] DividedByZero was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:53 towards level 49.
[01/02/24 04:19:16] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:55 towards level 80.
[01/02/24 04:28:15] zbe has dealt Forud a Critical Strike! 4 days, 04:07:05 is added to Forud's clock.
[01/02/24 04:29:42] JackyB got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:14:17 towards level 66.
[01/02/24 04:32:04] Notir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:57 towards level 74.
[01/02/24 04:42:26] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:03:43 towards level 78.
[01/02/24 05:38:03] HeavyPodda gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:04:00 towards level 82.
[01/02/24 06:45:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ahmubashshir's tunic! ahmubashshir's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/24 06:56:14] sc ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:28:22 from level 89.
[01/02/24 07:00:39] Daikojun tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:25:47 towards level 61.
[01/02/24 07:26:25] allo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:55:01 towards level 84.
[01/02/24 07:47:13] Khorne found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:48:17 towards level 89.
[01/02/24 08:00:11] hugga slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hugga's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/02/24 08:45:25] Asara's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Asara's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/24 09:02:02] pastly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:45 towards level 55.
[01/02/24 09:07:46] Thorael got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:04:34 from level 80.
[01/02/24 11:33:14] Nuae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:17 towards level 72.
[01/02/24 11:43:28] Silvanus_Betrium burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Silvanus_Betrium's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/02/24 12:11:18] The local wizard imbued Lnk's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Lnk's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/24 12:25:22] DontEvenPeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:25 towards level 65.
[01/02/24 14:18:04] \dev\ice was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:02:19 from level 67.
[01/02/24 15:13:00] Platonides caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:55:05 towards level 73.
[01/02/24 15:45:54] misha slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! misha's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/02/24 16:02:32] tomhek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:56:59 towards level 83.
[01/02/24 16:53:58] BastelBot slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! BastelBot's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/02/24 17:34:35] yNos found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:43:57 towards level 78.
[01/02/24 17:42:34] GRIZZLYMAN was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:36:53 from level 62.
[01/02/24 19:01:43] hdm reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! hdm's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/24 19:09:21] t3chn0 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:35:56 towards level 81.
[01/02/24 20:03:17] _sh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:07:40 towards level 88.
[01/02/24 20:21:43] kptr's charm ate a bolt of lightning! kptr's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/02/24 20:41:10] yNos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:10:12 towards level 78.
[01/02/24 20:54:50] drahthaar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:03:52 towards level 88.
[01/02/24 21:32:10] vectr0n bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:47:34 towards level 69.
[01/02/24 22:03:58] scumola had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:53 towards level 78.
[01/02/24 22:08:50] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:14:20 towards level 74.
[01/02/24 22:32:47] Asara was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:10:45 from level 85.
[01/02/24 22:32:59] u4ia hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:20:37 towards level 53.
[01/02/24 22:53:37] TimeWarp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:01:25 towards level 72.
[01/02/24 22:55:40] Tenorman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:59:40 from level 74.
[01/02/24 23:17:40] Bolded tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:22:48 towards level 77.
[01/02/24 23:26:16] Bolded found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:13:40 towards level 77.
[01/02/24 23:29:02] Platonides burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Platonides's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/02/24 23:47:00] ter0 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:00:35 from level 56.
[01/03/24 00:04:50] Asara was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:09:28 from level 85.
[01/03/24 00:26:04] Notir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:18 towards level 74.
[01/03/24 00:31:11] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:05:32 towards level 83.
[01/03/24 00:37:10] The local wizard imbued vectr0n's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! vectr0n's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/24 00:46:51] MetaNova ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:23:16 from level 81.
[01/03/24 01:55:02] ToHellWithGA tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:11:10 towards level 85.
[01/03/24 02:55:56] gusto was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:58 towards level 68.
[01/03/24 03:04:50] bg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:33 towards level 83.
[01/03/24 03:27:16] BastelBot has dealt kinus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:48:14 is added to kinus's clock.
[01/03/24 03:33:33] boscage burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! boscage's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/03/24 03:43:44] Berserker's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Berserker's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/24 03:43:53] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:04:00 towards level 87.
[01/03/24 03:57:15] Misza found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:02:41 towards level 72.
[01/03/24 04:46:09] SirNeo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:57 towards level 66.
[01/03/24 05:11:18] elf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:53:49 from level 87.
[01/03/24 05:24:42] Kurenai got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:37 towards level 74.
[01/03/24 05:38:31] Dex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:01 towards level 30.
[01/03/24 05:44:05] talisein was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:03:33 from level 77.
[01/03/24 05:49:15] kinus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:22 towards level 78.
[01/03/24 07:36:08] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:57:42 towards level 87.
[01/03/24 07:53:45] Feras tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:16 towards level 53.
[01/03/24 08:40:51] kptr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:02:49 towards level 82.
[01/03/24 09:54:14] h00k had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:05 towards level 58.
[01/03/24 10:43:17] tsr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:20 towards level 79.
[01/03/24 11:10:23] dodecahedron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:02 towards level 54.
[01/03/24 12:12:42] kenyon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:53:47 from level 85.
[01/03/24 13:02:12] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:24:52 towards level 88.
[01/03/24 13:14:03] Techman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:45:31 towards level 87.
[01/03/24 13:39:00] solarsparq was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:38:01 towards level 70.
[01/03/24 13:44:23] A_Dragon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! A_Dragon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/24 13:52:31] The local wizard imbued dwfreed's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dwfreed's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/24 13:55:22] Acolarh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:30:02 from level 84.
[01/03/24 14:03:46] bananaboat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:07:08 from level 87.
[01/03/24 14:06:32] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:12 towards level 79.
[01/03/24 14:09:09] _sh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:47:06 towards level 88.
[01/03/24 14:35:48] Thorael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:43 towards level 80.
[01/03/24 15:09:43] DontEvenPeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:02 towards level 65.
[01/03/24 15:10:50] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:11:56 towards level 81.
[01/03/24 15:14:00] soltys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:23:37 towards level 87.
[01/03/24 16:03:03] nawcom ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:22:23 from level 79.
[01/03/24 17:13:24] aqsd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:18 towards level 79.
[01/03/24 17:22:51] ion ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:58:47 from level 88.
[01/03/24 17:28:41] Minus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:56 towards level 75.
[01/03/24 17:55:13] tsr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:23 towards level 79.
[01/03/24 18:18:38] The local wizard imbued SirNeo's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! SirNeo's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/03/24 18:18:59] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:23:40 towards level 82.
[01/03/24 19:21:32] Notir's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Notir's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/03/24 19:30:35] Tabmow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:49:25 towards level 73.
[01/03/24 19:57:38] idleneutral got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:42:02 from level 69.
[01/03/24 20:02:03] JigmeDatse was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:05:04 towards level 68.
[01/03/24 20:20:44] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:52:25 towards level 72.
[01/03/24 21:14:51] VonToutCourt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:50:30 towards level 84.
[01/03/24 21:25:03] yang gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:54 towards level 40.
[01/03/24 21:55:50] ColonelPanic001 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:53 towards level 53.
[01/03/24 22:33:23] DividedByZero got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:29 towards level 49.
[01/03/24 23:12:31] theZoMBiE slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! theZoMBiE's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/04/24 00:04:42] Sario fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:15:49 from level 70.
[01/04/24 01:30:40] dodecahedron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:25:39 towards level 54.
[01/04/24 01:39:46] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:23:45 towards level 88.
[01/04/24 02:09:30] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 23 days, 17:29:53 towards level 78.
[01/04/24 02:23:33] Bolded discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:50:51 towards level 77.
[01/04/24 02:40:55] heisenbug has dealt scumola a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:15:22 is added to scumola's clock.
[01/04/24 03:08:29] Gorek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Gorek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/04/24 03:45:48] shikhin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:04:39 towards level 84.
[01/04/24 03:47:24] pwae spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pwae's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/04/24 04:00:43] sky was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:24:00 from level 81.
[01/04/24 04:23:18] Crazycatlady was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:10:14 from level 84.
[01/04/24 04:42:02] bobvador got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:55:21 towards level 81.
[01/04/24 04:47:18] talisein has dealt nathan a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:48:08 is added to nathan's clock.
[01/04/24 04:55:08] Misza ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:06:46 from level 72.
[01/04/24 05:03:03] dbx12 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:53:44 towards level 63.
[01/04/24 05:30:09] The local wizard imbued Luca's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Luca's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/04/24 06:03:11] Misza met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:03:31 from level 72.
[01/04/24 06:22:07] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:12:06 towards level 73.
[01/04/24 06:41:53] wille has dealt roosterphant a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:26:00 is added to roosterphant's clock.
[01/04/24 07:14:56] grangerstranger discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:10 towards level 51.
[01/04/24 08:08:55] dyvonna ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:51:13 from level 78.
[01/04/24 08:30:45] pyre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:33 towards level 85.
[01/04/24 08:56:18] bobvador got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:47:12 from level 81.
[01/04/24 11:33:22] DontEvenPeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:58 towards level 65.
[01/04/24 12:15:02] StalkR discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:37:06 towards level 82.
[01/04/24 12:20:10] Techman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:27 towards level 87.
[01/04/24 12:21:34] Tabmow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:57:12 towards level 73.
[01/04/24 12:25:42] Jens ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:31 from level 73.
[01/04/24 12:47:11] Tangles tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:54 towards level 78.
[01/04/24 14:08:32] Fehu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:02:39 towards level 78.
[01/04/24 15:37:31] Silvanus_Betrium hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:11:49 towards level 76.
[01/04/24 15:50:22] Tenorman was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:32:46 from level 74.
[01/04/24 16:50:26] gideonstar was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:58:01 from level 58.
[01/04/24 17:28:13] d4n13L has dealt Lord255 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:05:23 is added to Lord255's clock.
[01/04/24 18:30:01] Stevland got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:05:40 towards level 77.
[01/04/24 18:56:29] damyan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:49 towards level 77.
[01/04/24 19:40:03] fstrelok tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:01:58 towards level 67.
[01/04/24 20:25:20] aqsd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:07:08 towards level 80.
[01/04/24 20:36:38] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:51 towards level 58.
[01/04/24 20:36:56] signofzeta was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:14:48 from level 76.
[01/04/24 21:03:01] yang was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:06:30 from level 40.
[01/04/24 21:20:47] Kritzefitz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:21:55 towards level 80.
[01/04/24 21:32:46] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:54:35 towards level 79.
[01/04/24 22:09:21] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:30 towards level 87.
[01/04/24 23:19:27] The local wizard imbued DividedByZero's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DividedByZero's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/04/24 23:21:07] Yarosh burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Yarosh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/04/24 23:41:32] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:33:29 towards level 81.
[01/05/24 00:23:25] gideonstar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:05:18 towards level 58.
[01/05/24 00:51:13] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:05 towards level 76.
[01/05/24 01:23:31] tswsl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:28:07 towards level 84.
[01/05/24 01:47:13] kptr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:37 towards level 82.
[01/05/24 02:04:55] sc was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:29:27 from level 89.
[01/05/24 02:14:48] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:56:38 from level 61.
[01/05/24 02:27:06] caeli was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:06 towards level 85.
[01/05/24 02:32:35] Acolarh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Acolarh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/24 02:39:36] idleevil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:58:16 towards level 73.
[01/05/24 02:47:51] zbe ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:40:24 from level 88.
[01/05/24 02:51:31] sco1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:39:19 from level 49.
[01/05/24 03:36:35] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:44 towards level 77.
[01/05/24 04:29:47] Asara was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:28:49 from level 85.
[01/05/24 04:53:38] noex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! noex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/24 05:18:20] Bolded bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:56:48 towards level 77.
[01/05/24 05:30:07] yang was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:22 towards level 40.
[01/05/24 05:37:45] Bluedog slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Bluedog's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/05/24 05:53:06] popey was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:03 towards level 57.
[01/05/24 07:56:02] allo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:11:15 from level 84.
[01/05/24 08:14:42] Jens was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:09:55 from level 74.
[01/05/24 08:17:04] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 20:20:57 from level 87.
[01/05/24 08:18:04] tmberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 20 days, 13:39:57 from level 78.
[01/05/24 11:06:59] boscage discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:53 towards level 61.
[01/05/24 11:49:07] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:28:39 towards level 80.
[01/05/24 12:11:21] Forud reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Forud's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/24 13:18:22] drahthaar was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:24:25 from level 88.
[01/05/24 13:26:54] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:40:01 towards level 76.
[01/05/24 13:38:00] Cockroach was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:54:20 from level 46.
[01/05/24 14:21:10] pants was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:32:11 from level 80.
[01/05/24 14:55:23] username discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:48 towards level 22.
[01/05/24 15:38:45] kzootech hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:46 towards level 72.
[01/05/24 15:39:00] kevkev reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kevkev's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/24 15:48:41] bookworm reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bookworm's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/05/24 16:28:15] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:27 towards level 87.
[01/05/24 16:47:19] \dev\ice walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:41:15 from level 67.
[01/05/24 17:19:08] adamus1red was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:19 towards level 81.
[01/05/24 17:29:07] mordac gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:46 towards level 79.
[01/05/24 17:40:16] JackyB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:34:10 towards level 66.
[01/05/24 17:56:59] bananaboat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:22:07 from level 87.
[01/05/24 18:34:59] rawgreaze got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:57 towards level 74.
[01/05/24 18:40:24] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:28:40 towards level 61.
[01/05/24 19:45:58] Techman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:57 towards level 87.
[01/05/24 19:46:01] alexlehm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:11:39 towards level 63.
[01/05/24 20:27:17] Erwinstein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:45 towards level 42.
[01/05/24 21:25:51] sco1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:49 towards level 49.
[01/05/24 21:29:34] Blohsh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:58:56 towards level 56.
[01/05/24 22:49:02] bobvador met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:11:20 from level 81.
[01/05/24 23:26:47] nathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:32:37 towards level 56.
[01/05/24 23:43:36] VonToutCourt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:28:38 towards level 84.
[01/06/24 00:57:11] bananaboat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:23:01 from level 87.
[01/06/24 01:06:37] Tabmow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:58:55 from level 73.
[01/06/24 01:12:51] fstrelok was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:21:18 towards level 67.
[01/06/24 02:29:33] Kachin has dealt kptr a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:25:33 is added to kptr's clock.
[01/06/24 02:36:28] shikhin was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:01:09 from level 84.
[01/06/24 02:54:00] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:43:12 towards level 78.
[01/06/24 04:37:29] pwae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:13 from level 82.
[01/06/24 05:26:43] nathan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:14:27 from level 56.
[01/06/24 06:14:15] Jens was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:18:53 towards level 74.
[01/06/24 06:39:17] alexlehm burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! alexlehm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/06/24 06:58:37] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:58:50 towards level 74.
[01/06/24 07:10:34] Misza was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:51:23 from level 72.
[01/06/24 08:03:34] cfjk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:38:50 from level 79.
[01/06/24 08:16:34] bobvador ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:49:52 from level 81.
[01/06/24 08:52:43] hax404 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:16:27 towards level 80.
[01/06/24 09:09:01] Rayke's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Rayke's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/24 10:02:29] boscage ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:12:03 from level 61.
[01/06/24 10:23:32] mordac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:59 towards level 79.
[01/06/24 10:24:47] spex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:44:32 towards level 82.
[01/06/24 10:36:44] dwfreed was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:16:52 towards level 85.
[01/06/24 11:13:56] tmberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 26 days, 11:22:18 towards level 78.
[01/06/24 11:15:41] Puff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:55:52 towards level 80.
[01/06/24 11:44:48] kptr slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! kptr's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/06/24 12:12:51] noex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! noex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/24 13:02:18] ion was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:57 towards level 88.
[01/06/24 14:00:46] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:18 towards level 79.
[01/06/24 14:07:45] heisenbug ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:36 from level 86.
[01/06/24 15:24:44] Camembert got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:13 towards level 1.
[01/06/24 17:23:39] yang hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:42 towards level 41.
[01/06/24 17:40:07] gusto found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:20 towards level 68.
[01/06/24 18:07:08] d4n13L found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:04 towards level 79.
[01/06/24 18:19:32] KindOne was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:34:50 from level 74.
[01/06/24 19:05:34] solarsparq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:25 towards level 70.
[01/06/24 20:28:26] cadfael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:45 towards level 77.
[01/06/24 20:56:10] Neil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:32:53 towards level 63.
[01/06/24 21:07:43] Sombra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:05:47 towards level 84.
[01/06/24 21:14:35] Nuae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:27:45 from level 72.
[01/06/24 21:41:54] The local wizard imbued bookworm's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bookworm's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/06/24 21:52:45] V walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:38:09 from level 84.
[01/06/24 22:52:44] Acolarh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:58:31 towards level 84.
[01/06/24 23:13:14] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:27:23 towards level 83.
[01/06/24 23:26:11] pfoley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:31:28 towards level 77.
[01/06/24 23:31:48] hdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:45:20 towards level 88.
[01/06/24 23:54:59] alephnull bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:30:53 towards level 61.
[01/07/24 00:18:20] pfoley burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pfoley's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/07/24 00:19:05] el has dealt Rayke a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:30:09 is added to Rayke's clock.
[01/07/24 01:28:25] DividedByZero was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:18 towards level 50.
[01/07/24 01:28:37] tomhek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:56:42 towards level 83.
[01/07/24 02:33:08] A_Dragon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:51:01 towards level 75.
[01/07/24 02:49:30] TimeWarp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:02:02 towards level 72.
[01/07/24 03:01:51] HeavyPodda was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:07:59 towards level 82.
[01/07/24 03:50:26] Malvolio caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:01:05 towards level 61.
[01/07/24 04:00:44] CornFly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:50:31 from level 78.
[01/07/24 05:25:55] d4n13L bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:30 towards level 79.
[01/07/24 05:40:14] Shinzon's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Shinzon's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/24 06:16:07] ColonelPanic001 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:58:11 towards level 54.
[01/07/24 08:40:19] alexlehm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:34:12 towards level 63.
[01/07/24 08:59:45] roosterphant bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:30 towards level 54.
[01/07/24 09:27:52] jacquesssss was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:17:17 from level 55.
[01/07/24 09:35:45] \dev\ice burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! \dev\ice's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/07/24 10:44:23] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:04:30 towards level 80.
[01/07/24 11:33:13] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:18:00 towards level 88.
[01/07/24 11:43:03] Cockroach was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:59 towards level 46.
[01/07/24 11:47:37] popey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:11 towards level 57.
[01/07/24 12:42:54] Abe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:30 towards level 73.
[01/07/24 13:10:31] The local wizard imbued ColonelPanic001's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ColonelPanic001's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/24 14:10:00] saynevermore bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:46 towards level 42.
[01/07/24 14:47:30] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:59:09 towards level 79.
[01/07/24 15:16:52] Puff tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:57:48 towards level 80.
[01/07/24 15:21:44] Berserker was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:03 towards level 62.
[01/07/24 16:30:50] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:56 towards level 81.
[01/07/24 16:35:36] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:23:42 towards level 85.
[01/07/24 16:55:30] gideonstar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:06:10 towards level 58.
[01/07/24 17:07:51] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:30 towards level 83.
[01/07/24 17:27:32] MadMan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:00:11 from level 74.
[01/07/24 17:38:04] bookworm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:01:03 from level 76.
[01/07/24 17:38:04] The local wizard imbued TimWolla's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TimWolla's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/24 17:57:36] pyre was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:02 towards level 85.
[01/07/24 18:41:02] noex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:46 towards level 66.
[01/07/24 19:00:48] heisenbug was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:53 from level 86.
[01/07/24 19:12:42] "\@_'s amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! "\@_'s amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/07/24 19:44:13] yNos was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:29:42 towards level 78.
[01/07/24 20:40:09] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:38:25 towards level 84.
[01/07/24 21:04:24] popey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:10:17 towards level 57.
[01/07/24 21:04:45] style was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:28:12 towards level 70.
[01/07/24 21:18:37] Mat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:23:55 towards level 63.
[01/07/24 21:31:25] Khorne has dealt Cirdan a Critical Strike! 2 days, 00:05:27 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[01/07/24 22:14:53] zifnab06 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:50:46 towards level 75.
[01/07/24 23:02:44] Kritzefitz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:36:53 towards level 80.
[01/07/24 23:22:37] \dev\ice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:28 towards level 67.
[01/07/24 23:37:01] alexlehm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:51:43 from level 63.
[01/08/24 00:18:40] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:51:38 towards level 88.
[01/08/24 00:23:44] heisenbug met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:51 from level 86.
[01/08/24 03:19:08] ChowderKeg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:45 towards level 85.
[01/08/24 03:49:28] caeli was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:45:52 from level 85.
[01/08/24 03:52:50] TimeWarp ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:53:45 from level 72.
[01/08/24 04:19:32] k4k0 has dealt simple a Critical Strike! 2 days, 11:20:42 is added to simple's clock.
[01/08/24 05:19:29] gildarts got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:34:49 from level 78.
[01/08/24 05:35:04] bobvador got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:45:28 towards level 81.
[01/08/24 06:04:47] ter0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:26:55 towards level 56.
[01/08/24 07:07:26] tomhek has dealt Feras a Critical Strike! 3 days, 05:15:02 is added to Feras's clock.
[01/08/24 07:32:18] Shinzon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:27 towards level 44.
[01/08/24 08:19:31] u4ia bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:27:23 towards level 53.
[01/08/24 08:30:58] Cockatrice was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:55 towards level 71.
[01/08/24 08:36:41] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:51 towards level 86.
[01/08/24 09:52:15] TheSilentLink ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:21:11 from level 74.
[01/08/24 10:17:39] bookworm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 18:48:37 from level 76.
[01/08/24 10:18:27] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:46 towards level 87.
[01/08/24 10:41:20] RussellB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:16:51 towards level 82.
[01/08/24 11:20:27] Berserker fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:10:02 from level 62.
[01/08/24 12:15:24] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:03 towards level 74.
[01/08/24 12:20:26] JigmeDatse was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:38:27 from level 68.
[01/08/24 12:29:09] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:45 towards level 87.
[01/08/24 12:39:00] bananaboat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:28:18 from level 87.
[01/08/24 12:50:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sky's tunic! sky's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/08/24 13:19:04] tsr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tsr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/08/24 13:55:16] gideonstar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:19 towards level 58.
[01/08/24 14:23:21] zifnab06 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:57:13 towards level 75.
[01/08/24 14:51:49] Mat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:14:59 towards level 63.
[01/08/24 14:55:29] Neil fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:29:07 from level 63.
[01/08/24 16:03:29] buyoq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:52:15 towards level 68.
[01/08/24 16:53:42] HollowWasp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:42 from level 31.
[01/08/24 17:17:16] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:07:59 towards level 84.
[01/08/24 18:29:11] Feras ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:24:25 from level 54.
[01/08/24 18:42:14] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:12:06 towards level 87.
[01/08/24 18:53:14] gendish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:53:28 towards level 54.
[01/08/24 19:38:59] ZOTTA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:08:40 towards level 76.
[01/08/24 19:40:14] ChowderKeg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:17:57 towards level 85.
[01/08/24 20:39:26] bobvador found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:26 towards level 81.
[01/08/24 20:50:15] Minus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:41 towards level 75.
[01/08/24 21:10:57] boscage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:25 towards level 61.
[01/08/24 23:36:12] Shinzon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:29 towards level 44.
[01/09/24 00:01:54] Blohsh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:37:44 towards level 56.
[01/09/24 01:10:20] Zed_Spiker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:41 towards level 56.
[01/09/24 01:15:10] ColonelPanic001 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:55 towards level 54.
[01/09/24 01:29:09] yang was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:12 towards level 42.
[01/09/24 01:47:28] yNos walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:46:00 from level 78.
[01/09/24 02:11:22] Yarosh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Yarosh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/24 02:22:13] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:25:25 towards level 82.
[01/09/24 03:04:42] Shinzon ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:47 from level 44.
[01/09/24 03:11:41] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:51 towards level 82.
[01/09/24 03:17:24] Garg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:22 towards level 58.
[01/09/24 03:30:25] bobvador was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:17:01 from level 81.
[01/09/24 03:50:17] vegadark found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:55:03 towards level 87.
[01/09/24 04:21:25] h00k got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:14:53 towards level 59.
[01/09/24 05:07:01] Zaratustra has dealt Shinzon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:54:56 is added to Shinzon's clock.
[01/09/24 05:15:57] elegy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:08 towards level 52.
[01/09/24 05:33:30] Fyrgor bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:58 towards level 45.
[01/09/24 05:34:27] washclof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:58 towards level 89.
[01/09/24 05:39:56] Forud was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:42:37 towards level 81.
[01/09/24 05:40:32] Luca found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:10:50 towards level 55.
[01/09/24 05:41:05] vectr0n was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:56:47 towards level 69.
[01/09/24 06:05:08] The local wizard imbued Fyrgor's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fyrgor's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/24 06:24:22] boscage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:56 towards level 61.
[01/09/24 06:28:53] Wolf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:50 towards level 86.
[01/09/24 06:44:18] kinus was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 00:49:13 from level 79.
[01/09/24 06:50:55] Jens was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:11:09 from level 74.
[01/09/24 08:47:48] vegadark was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:23:25 from level 87.
[01/09/24 09:25:21] washclof was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:08 from level 89.
[01/09/24 09:33:38] gegenschein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:39:39 towards level 78.
[01/09/24 09:43:40] TheSilentLink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:08:13 towards level 74.
[01/09/24 11:13:52] sky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:20:47 towards level 82.
[01/09/24 11:29:08] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:06:49 towards level 78.
[01/09/24 12:02:02] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:46:43 towards level 72.
[01/09/24 12:30:30] dodecahedron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:45 towards level 54.
[01/09/24 12:38:05] damyan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:35 towards level 77.
[01/09/24 13:26:02] GRIZZLYMAN reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! GRIZZLYMAN's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/24 13:36:32] gildarts reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gildarts's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/24 13:49:35] SSLbits's charm ate a bolt of lightning! SSLbits's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/24 15:01:47] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:05 towards level 85.
[01/09/24 15:22:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on CornFly's tunic! CornFly's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/24 15:26:32] grangerstranger caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:31 towards level 51.
[01/09/24 16:23:19] Kritzefitz fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:29:51 from level 80.
[01/09/24 18:00:53] A_Dragon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:25:09 towards level 75.
[01/09/24 18:51:40] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/24 18:52:22] boscage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:04 towards level 61.
[01/09/24 19:31:38] ColonelPanic001 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:39:24 from level 54.
[01/09/24 19:35:24] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:01:34 towards level 87.
[01/09/24 21:29:01] Gorek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:34:17 from level 85.
[01/09/24 21:37:57] sky reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sky's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/24 21:48:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on damyan's tunic! damyan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/09/24 22:45:15] dbx12 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:16 towards level 63.
[01/09/24 23:11:15] Camembert was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:48 from level 29.
[01/09/24 23:48:08] Lnk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:40 towards level 91.
[01/10/24 00:42:15] jayvee bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:18 towards level 79.
[01/10/24 01:25:10] misha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:44:13 from level 88.
[01/10/24 02:27:57] dodecahedron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:24 towards level 54.
[01/10/24 02:58:44] SirNeo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:14:03 from level 67.
[01/10/24 03:42:44] heisenbug fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:54:32 from level 87.
[01/10/24 03:49:52] wille gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:49:52 towards level 62.
[01/10/24 05:36:14] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:41:29 towards level 74.
[01/10/24 05:46:16] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:19 towards level 87.
[01/10/24 06:30:45] gegenschein's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gegenschein's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/10/24 07:21:44] dyvonna was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:43:56 towards level 79.
[01/10/24 07:52:55] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:07 towards level 83.
[01/10/24 07:53:07] allo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:16:34 towards level 84.
[01/10/24 08:10:34] BastelBot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:28:45 towards level 85.
[01/10/24 08:46:03] k4k0 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:15 towards level 34.
[01/10/24 08:54:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pyre's tunic! pyre's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/10/24 09:03:55] _sh has dealt Kachin a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:11:23 is added to Kachin's clock.
[01/10/24 09:50:16] jayvee's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jayvee's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/10/24 10:51:54] Fehu was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:10:12 from level 78.
[01/10/24 11:36:35] Omega had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:00:49 towards level 77.
[01/10/24 11:38:23] Cockroach got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:49 towards level 47.
[01/10/24 11:47:07] Blohsh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:06:22 towards level 56.
[01/10/24 12:20:53] sky was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:16:06 from level 82.
[01/10/24 12:26:40] ter0 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:18:13 from level 56.
[01/10/24 13:38:10] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:19 towards level 61.
[01/10/24 13:42:11] Kritzefitz burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Kritzefitz's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/10/24 13:53:56] Misza has dealt zbe a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:32:41 is added to zbe's clock.
[01/10/24 15:01:55] washclof had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:10:38 towards level 90.
[01/10/24 15:15:25] Erwinstein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:29 towards level 43.
[01/10/24 15:37:00] pfoley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:32:06 towards level 77.
[01/10/24 16:07:38] Misza found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:13:53 towards level 72.
[01/10/24 16:18:42] gusto found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:30:13 towards level 69.
[01/10/24 16:25:16] GRIZZLYMAN tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:29:33 towards level 62.
[01/10/24 16:45:24] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:16:03 towards level 85.
[01/10/24 17:01:37] EddieT137 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:05:21 towards level 77.
[01/10/24 17:32:48] happymeal was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:44:41 towards level 59.
[01/10/24 17:41:14] Berserker gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:30:28 towards level 63.
[01/10/24 18:07:06] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:01:24 towards level 80.
[01/10/24 18:33:54] Stevland discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:35:42 towards level 77.
[01/10/24 19:04:05] signofzeta was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:19:51 from level 76.
[01/10/24 20:20:56] tomhek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:04:01 towards level 83.
[01/10/24 20:32:08] simple fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:14:29 from level 78.
[01/10/24 22:04:55] saynevermore gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:53 towards level 44.
[01/10/24 22:22:05] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:13 towards level 82.
[01/10/24 23:05:04] Erwinstein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:46 towards level 43.
[01/10/24 23:11:13] Cirdan spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Cirdan's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/10/24 23:15:47] HeavyPodda had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:52:34 towards level 82.
[01/10/24 23:44:20] MadMan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:06:06 from level 74.
[01/11/24 00:40:33] CompanionCube was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 01:47:33 towards level 87.
[01/11/24 00:43:55] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:56:42 towards level 82.
[01/11/24 00:52:51] tomhek's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! tomhek's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/11/24 00:58:55] CodeGeek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:42:39 from level 83.
[01/11/24 01:46:26] Thorael met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:53:52 from level 81.
[01/11/24 01:48:12] happymeal was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:18:59 from level 59.
[01/11/24 01:49:33] Jens found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:58:17 towards level 74.
[01/11/24 02:09:29] bt met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:49 from level 32.
[01/11/24 02:26:12] TheSilentLink reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TheSilentLink's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/11/24 03:44:20] kinus was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:50:56 from level 79.
[01/11/24 04:48:32] JigmeDatse was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:35:15 towards level 68.
[01/11/24 05:00:22] canton7 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:33:46 from level 79.
[01/11/24 05:28:50] Kody was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:58 towards level 54.
[01/11/24 06:51:25] gegenschein bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:01:45 towards level 78.
[01/11/24 07:47:57] signofzeta found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:30:23 towards level 76.
[01/11/24 07:54:23] munkis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:54 towards level 67.
[01/11/24 08:06:07] The local wizard imbued Celediel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Celediel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/11/24 09:03:06] grangerstranger slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! grangerstranger's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/11/24 09:15:48] elf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:25:55 from level 87.
[01/11/24 09:23:59] TimeWarp's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! TimeWarp's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/11/24 09:51:32] HeavyPodda tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:33 towards level 82.
[01/11/24 09:59:10] V slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! V's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/11/24 10:33:02] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:52:06 towards level 82.
[01/11/24 10:43:13] Gorek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:22:13 from level 85.
[01/11/24 10:48:21] solarsparq's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! solarsparq's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/11/24 10:51:49] idlegood burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! idlegood's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/11/24 11:06:17] dbx12 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:09:28 towards level 63.
[01/11/24 11:06:47] kzootech reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kzootech's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/11/24 11:14:22] ColonelPanic001 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:57:37 towards level 54.
[01/11/24 11:54:31] roosterphant was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:04:38 towards level 55.
[01/11/24 12:43:17] tsr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:55:58 towards level 80.
[01/11/24 13:12:30] spex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:14 towards level 82.
[01/11/24 13:34:30] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:49:48 towards level 76.
[01/11/24 13:37:55] _sh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:43:46 from level 88.
[01/11/24 13:49:26] tswsl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:05 towards level 84.
[01/11/24 14:51:11] Chuck found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:53:29 towards level 79.
[01/11/24 14:53:51] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:13 towards level 87.
[01/11/24 15:02:35] Mat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:29:48 towards level 63.
[01/11/24 16:58:21] ion slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ion's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/11/24 17:03:13] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:30:28 towards level 78.
[01/11/24 17:17:23] Drin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Drin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/11/24 17:18:05] signofzeta met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:42:34 from level 76.
[01/11/24 17:40:04] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:09 towards level 88.
[01/11/24 18:47:51] tass had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:06:22 towards level 59.
[01/11/24 19:25:04] zifnab06 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:28:11 from level 75.
[01/11/24 20:28:35] misha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:01:37 from level 88.
[01/11/24 21:37:01] Cirdan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:30 towards level 85.
[01/11/24 22:18:20] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:29:16 towards level 88.
[01/11/24 23:04:07] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:27:26 towards level 83.
[01/11/24 23:31:31] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:18:22 towards level 79.
[01/12/24 00:06:21] cadfael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:33:47 towards level 78.
[01/12/24 00:18:39] Cockroach tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:37 towards level 47.
[01/12/24 00:33:01] Lilith found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:33:46 towards level 57.
[01/12/24 00:57:01] gendish had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:01 towards level 54.
[01/12/24 00:58:28] roosterphant was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:37:53 towards level 55.
[01/12/24 01:05:05] idleevil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:31:29 towards level 73.
[01/12/24 02:07:15] MadMan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:28:15 towards level 74.
[01/12/24 02:35:42] Fehu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:15:25 towards level 78.
[01/12/24 02:46:24] bg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:00:10 from level 84.
[01/12/24 04:57:54] gusto was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:54:47 from level 69.
[01/12/24 05:00:24] washclof's charm ate a bolt of lightning! washclof's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/24 05:06:53] RussellB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:05:43 towards level 82.
[01/12/24 05:32:56] idleneutral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:09:05 towards level 69.
[01/12/24 05:46:13] MELOONi reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MELOONi's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/24 05:56:19] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:32:00 towards level 83.
[01/12/24 06:23:53] Yarosh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:31:29 from level 79.
[01/12/24 07:44:15] Kachin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:49 towards level 77.
[01/12/24 07:54:00] slim ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:16:18 from level 73.
[01/12/24 08:03:58] eroc1990 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! eroc1990's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/24 08:28:25] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 19:55:34 towards level 84.
[01/12/24 08:29:43] tass's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tass's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/24 08:45:28] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:52:36 towards level 84.
[01/12/24 08:46:53] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:00:40 towards level 77.
[01/12/24 08:48:48] Koffa ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:13:05 from level 84.
[01/12/24 09:53:36] u4ia tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:35:43 towards level 53.
[01/12/24 10:00:50] Stevland found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:33:09 towards level 77.
[01/12/24 10:01:48] grangerstranger reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! grangerstranger's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/24 10:12:29] Xenthys got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:58:46 from level 62.
[01/12/24 10:39:52] gildarts ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:26:31 from level 78.
[01/12/24 11:44:49] MetaNova reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MetaNova's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/24 12:24:49] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:38 towards level 79.
[01/12/24 12:24:52] Drin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:02:54 towards level 76.
[01/12/24 13:00:51] ter0 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:23 towards level 56.
[01/12/24 13:10:05] IFireflyl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:15:32 from level 59.
[01/12/24 14:01:54] Omega was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:26:14 from level 77.
[01/12/24 14:08:19] tswsl fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:56:11 from level 84.
[01/12/24 14:18:58] canton7 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:40 towards level 79.
[01/12/24 15:08:13] Platonides had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:19:47 towards level 73.
[01/12/24 17:08:32] MetaNova was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:54:16 from level 81.
[01/12/24 17:51:43] IFireflyl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:14 towards level 59.
[01/12/24 18:33:11] Bolded fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:07:55 from level 77.
[01/12/24 19:39:44] TheSilentLink got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:44:51 from level 74.
[01/12/24 19:58:12] eroc1990 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! eroc1990's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/12/24 20:16:56] thornrag found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:11:01 towards level 80.
[01/12/24 20:20:45] eroc1990 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:48:39 from level 61.
[01/12/24 21:01:44] blobdog was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:16 towards level 57.
[01/12/24 21:03:21] DividedByZero discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:34:06 towards level 51.
[01/12/24 21:21:19] Platonides found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:10 towards level 73.
[01/12/24 21:25:02] dbx12 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:46 towards level 63.
[01/12/24 21:32:36] kinus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:31:58 towards level 79.
[01/12/24 21:44:54] yang was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:09 towards level 43.
[01/12/24 22:06:42] wille was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:22 towards level 62.
[01/12/24 23:48:32] aqsd found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:39:13 towards level 80.
[01/12/24 23:56:49] gusto tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:10:54 towards level 69.
[01/12/24 23:58:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yNos's tunic! yNos's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/24 00:38:52] dbx12 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:55 towards level 63.
[01/13/24 00:48:18] The local wizard imbued Aksej's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Aksej's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/24 01:14:27] wille was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:35 towards level 62.
[01/13/24 01:17:22] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:14:18 towards level 84.
[01/13/24 01:37:24] alexlehm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:14 towards level 63.
[01/13/24 02:28:55] allo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:49:45 towards level 84.
[01/13/24 02:34:59] eroc1990 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:31:59 towards level 61.
[01/13/24 02:40:21] JackyB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:17 towards level 66.
[01/13/24 02:56:28] eising gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:48:10 towards level 83.
[01/13/24 03:12:56] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:00:40 towards level 90.
[01/13/24 04:27:01] scumola was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:07:42 towards level 79.
[01/13/24 04:42:31] Cirdan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:19 towards level 85.
[01/13/24 04:58:45] Puff was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:05:55 towards level 80.
[01/13/24 05:08:17] pyre ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:53:03 from level 86.
[01/13/24 05:52:03] dosmaen got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:45 towards level 22.
[01/13/24 06:13:43] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:46:29 towards level 72.
[01/13/24 06:37:31] Rayke discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:35:07 towards level 53.
[01/13/24 09:27:39] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:32:49 towards level 73.
[01/13/24 10:44:57] Fenrik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:21:35 towards level 83.
[01/13/24 11:34:37] wowbagger found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:40:45 towards level 61.
[01/13/24 11:52:53] V was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:04:21 from level 84.
[01/13/24 11:57:09] k4k0 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! k4k0's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/24 12:04:44] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:08:28 towards level 82.
[01/13/24 12:24:38] dbx12 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:51:09 from level 63.
[01/13/24 12:56:19] Daikojun was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:42:30 towards level 61.
[01/13/24 13:28:46] bird's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bird's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/13/24 13:31:47] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:18 towards level 79.
[01/13/24 13:52:37] allo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:21 towards level 84.
[01/13/24 14:38:15] Fenrik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:44:38 towards level 83.
[01/13/24 14:47:38] mordac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:30:03 towards level 80.
[01/13/24 14:52:06] Camembert got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:56 towards level 34.
[01/13/24 15:15:26] Fehu met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:47:48 from level 78.
[01/13/24 15:30:48] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:20:49 towards level 79.
[01/13/24 15:40:50] thatmint fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:07:00 from level 66.
[01/13/24 15:44:48] BenDover was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:05:28 from level 62.
[01/13/24 16:43:10] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:14:48 towards level 87.
[01/13/24 16:49:51] dbx12 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:19 towards level 63.
[01/13/24 17:00:57] SSLbits met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:55:49 from level 72.
[01/13/24 17:10:35] Rayke discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:04:42 towards level 53.
[01/13/24 18:06:07] GilbertErik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:17:17 towards level 72.
[01/13/24 18:16:03] "\@_ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:06:27 towards level 84.
[01/13/24 18:30:54] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:15:54 towards level 78.
[01/13/24 18:54:32] idleevil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:27:52 towards level 73.
[01/13/24 19:06:50] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:40:19 towards level 83.
[01/13/24 19:23:46] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:05:31 towards level 80.
[01/13/24 20:14:28] saynevermore met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:06 from level 44.
[01/13/24 20:29:59] Rayke ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:01:01 from level 53.
[01/13/24 21:20:41] Zed_Spiker was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:19 towards level 56.
[01/13/24 21:36:41] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:20:50 towards level 84.
[01/13/24 21:59:28] \dev\ice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:32 towards level 67.
[01/13/24 22:22:43] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:57 towards level 88.
[01/13/24 22:44:21] CaptainS122 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:04 towards level 34.
[01/13/24 23:48:13] k4k0 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:26 towards level 37.
[01/14/24 00:30:19] Daikojun hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:40:17 towards level 61.
[01/14/24 00:35:45] CodeGeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:21:46 towards level 83.
[01/14/24 01:25:29] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:08:10 towards level 84.
[01/14/24 02:06:53] tass gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:08:06 towards level 59.
[01/14/24 02:11:52] soltys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:06:11 towards level 87.
[01/14/24 02:33:25] kzootech was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:39 from level 72.
[01/14/24 02:46:55] allo met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:31:20 from level 84.
[01/14/24 03:23:05] ZOTTA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:11:07 towards level 76.
[01/14/24 03:28:12] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:12 towards level 79.
[01/14/24 03:32:07] ToHellWithGA has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 3 days, 17:49:49 is added to Abe's clock.
[01/14/24 03:35:53] Acolarh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:37:41 towards level 84.
[01/14/24 03:40:54] soltys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:11:06 towards level 87.
[01/14/24 03:57:22] happymeal found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:24:20 towards level 59.
[01/14/24 04:04:48] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:16 towards level 79.
[01/14/24 04:38:56] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:35 towards level 88.
[01/14/24 04:48:56] cadfael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:27:27 towards level 78.
[01/14/24 05:14:01] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:13:22 towards level 87.
[01/14/24 05:28:10] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:31:22 towards level 82.
[01/14/24 05:38:42] ToHellWithGA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:48:02 towards level 86.
[01/14/24 06:07:49] jacquesssss found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:45 towards level 55.
[01/14/24 07:11:28] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:46 towards level 84.
[01/14/24 07:17:53] elf fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:03 from level 87.
[01/14/24 07:46:38] blobdog was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:24:07 from level 57.
[01/14/24 07:58:47] Ancalagon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:13 towards level 61.
[01/14/24 08:39:47] Sombra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:52:45 from level 84.
[01/14/24 09:09:15] u4ia discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:58 towards level 53.
[01/14/24 10:06:16] nowz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:09 towards level 60.
[01/14/24 11:08:25] Chuck has dealt n0ssh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:13:34 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[01/14/24 11:10:16] ahmubashshir was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:11:44 from level 68.
[01/14/24 11:41:26] Notir burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Notir's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/24 11:45:24] gildarts got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:26:23 from level 78.
[01/14/24 12:28:14] ponzu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:35 towards level 27.
[01/14/24 12:50:08] drahthaar slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! drahthaar's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/24 13:40:35] yano found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:47 towards level 84.
[01/14/24 13:50:37] Camembert hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:36 towards level 35.
[01/14/24 13:51:49] Butch hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:48 towards level 8.
[01/14/24 14:20:16] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:36 towards level 88.
[01/14/24 14:27:51] MadMan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:32:43 from level 74.
[01/14/24 15:40:27] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:36:39 towards level 83.
[01/14/24 16:31:36] Neil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:00 towards level 63.
[01/14/24 16:38:53] dwfreed slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dwfreed's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/24 17:05:08] soltys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:53:12 towards level 87.
[01/14/24 17:17:47] Gorek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:29 towards level 85.
[01/14/24 17:45:46] Lilith got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:32 towards level 57.
[01/14/24 17:49:08] bookworm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:15:57 towards level 76.
[01/14/24 18:24:30] drahthaar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:39 towards level 88.
[01/14/24 18:52:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dbx12's tunic! dbx12's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/24 19:11:50] Silvanus_Betrium had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:18:08 towards level 76.
[01/14/24 19:21:58] ColonelPanic001 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:07:09 from level 54.
[01/14/24 19:33:49] gradator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:47:08 towards level 84.
[01/14/24 21:09:13] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:15:38 towards level 87.
[01/14/24 21:11:38] elegy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:29 towards level 52.
[01/14/24 21:57:12] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:04 towards level 87.
[01/14/24 22:08:21] scornn was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:59:10 from level 63.
[01/14/24 22:46:05] The local wizard imbued ColonelPanic001's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ColonelPanic001's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/14/24 23:28:06] Silvanus_Betrium found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:30:20 towards level 76.
[01/15/24 00:22:51] StalkR's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! StalkR's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/24 01:34:38] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:49 towards level 73.
[01/15/24 01:57:45] gegenschein was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:29:32 from level 78.
[01/15/24 02:13:04] aqsd ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:19:30 from level 80.
[01/15/24 02:43:04] The local wizard imbued olsner's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! olsner's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/24 02:47:47] caeli was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:52:36 from level 86.
[01/15/24 02:48:20] Kody bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:43 towards level 54.
[01/15/24 02:49:41] JackyB has dealt ukleinek a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:06:15 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[01/15/24 03:58:30] Asara was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:13:59 towards level 85.
[01/15/24 04:54:31] ZOTTA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:57:20 towards level 76.
[01/15/24 04:56:17] CompanionCube was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:14:21 towards level 87.
[01/15/24 05:22:06] ponzu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:49 towards level 29.
[01/15/24 05:37:24] nawcom caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:53 towards level 79.
[01/15/24 05:42:37] freeboson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:44:44 towards level 82.
[01/15/24 05:57:50] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:07:48 towards level 87.
[01/15/24 06:32:22] xarvatium discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:49 towards level 37.
[01/15/24 07:00:38] el ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:16 from level 80.
[01/15/24 07:43:16] Luca bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:34:52 towards level 56.
[01/15/24 07:47:50] DontEvenPeek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:08:47 towards level 66.
[01/15/24 10:00:54] bsleep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:17:32 towards level 81.
[01/15/24 10:06:25] mordac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:45:56 towards level 80.
[01/15/24 10:21:02] Soulwhisper was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:17 towards level 26.
[01/15/24 10:27:37] Affliction was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:58:45 towards level 82.
[01/15/24 10:48:06] cadfael's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cadfael's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/24 10:56:10] EddieT137 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:12 towards level 77.
[01/15/24 11:18:51] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:47:43 towards level 82.
[01/15/24 11:32:25] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:21 towards level 61.
[01/15/24 11:48:22] pyre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:25:53 towards level 86.
[01/15/24 11:54:00] ZOTTA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:34:25 towards level 76.
[01/15/24 12:23:48] noex fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:52:20 from level 67.
[01/15/24 12:45:54] rawgreaze was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:50:42 from level 75.
[01/15/24 14:10:13] aqsd ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:46:01 from level 80.
[01/15/24 14:56:12] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:52 towards level 85.
[01/15/24 15:06:59] Thorael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:02:34 towards level 81.
[01/15/24 15:16:28] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:32:07 towards level 74.
[01/15/24 16:05:13] Butch was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:01 from level 23.
[01/15/24 16:26:18] vectr0n ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:32:45 from level 69.
[01/15/24 16:27:13] Platonides was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:18 towards level 73.
[01/15/24 16:37:24] The local wizard imbued Wolf's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wolf's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/15/24 16:47:06] yNos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:47:54 towards level 78.
[01/15/24 17:10:47] shikhin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:03 towards level 84.
[01/15/24 18:12:49] spex has dealt Nysdar a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:46:57 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[01/15/24 18:48:51] vegadark caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:20:48 towards level 87.
[01/15/24 18:58:27] PanamaCity3003 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:16 towards level 29.
[01/15/24 19:51:10] Bolded found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:53 towards level 77.
[01/15/24 20:43:18] wowbagger bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:21:26 towards level 61.
[01/15/24 20:56:58] Soulwhisper was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:13 towards level 27.
[01/15/24 21:10:46] idleneutral walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:51:13 from level 69.
[01/15/24 21:27:31] signofzeta was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:09:35 from level 76.
[01/15/24 22:07:46] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:09:33 towards level 80.
[01/16/24 00:14:37] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:58:12 towards level 84.
[01/16/24 00:40:41] sky ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:38:47 from level 83.
[01/16/24 01:36:41] tass tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:53:32 towards level 59.
[01/16/24 01:57:22] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:23:24 towards level 80.
[01/16/24 02:17:42] SirNeo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:15 towards level 67.
[01/16/24 02:31:57] kevkev found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:20 towards level 54.
[01/16/24 02:44:51] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:17:19 towards level 87.
[01/16/24 03:11:06] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:36:51 towards level 84.
[01/16/24 03:58:22] ColonelPanic001 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:38 towards level 54.
[01/16/24 04:22:15] crysis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:57:02 towards level 69.
[01/16/24 04:31:33] pfoley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:16:33 from level 77.
[01/16/24 04:56:47] idleneutral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:09:17 towards level 69.
[01/16/24 05:09:11] roosterphant met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:25:27 from level 55.
[01/16/24 05:37:03] olsner's charm ate a bolt of lightning! olsner's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/24 05:38:15] thatmint fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:10:51 from level 66.
[01/16/24 06:03:25] MELOONi was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:36 towards level 77.
[01/16/24 06:36:59] \dev\ice was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:20:38 from level 68.
[01/16/24 06:50:42] jayvee tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:15:17 towards level 80.
[01/16/24 07:39:17] Mat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:21:01 towards level 64.
[01/16/24 08:18:41] Platonides was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:53 towards level 73.
[01/16/24 09:02:36] ColonelPanic001 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:09 towards level 54.
[01/16/24 11:06:13] Luca caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:08:52 towards level 56.
[01/16/24 11:20:55] happymeal hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:52:28 towards level 59.
[01/16/24 11:22:31] Nuae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:50:05 towards level 73.
[01/16/24 11:40:12] n0ssh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:07 towards level 58.
[01/16/24 12:01:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on adamus1red's tunic! adamus1red's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/16/24 12:15:50] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:28:27 towards level 87.
[01/16/24 12:20:36] Matthew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:44 towards level 64.
[01/16/24 12:45:15] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:41:54 towards level 87.
[01/16/24 12:55:32] olsner had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:37:56 towards level 59.
[01/16/24 13:36:03] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:05:07 towards level 87.
[01/16/24 14:25:51] style tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:14:52 towards level 70.
[01/16/24 14:29:40] ion ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:18:12 from level 89.
[01/16/24 14:43:10] gradator got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:00:40 from level 84.
[01/16/24 15:04:45] canton7 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:19:58 from level 80.
[01/16/24 15:30:34] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:28:16 towards level 79.
[01/16/24 15:37:14] Stevland got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:10:02 from level 77.
[01/16/24 15:45:19] Butch hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:15 towards level 26.
[01/16/24 16:23:38] canton7 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:14:09 towards level 80.
[01/16/24 16:52:18] Affliction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:10:02 towards level 82.
[01/16/24 17:04:09] aqsd found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:22:52 towards level 80.
[01/16/24 17:06:33] Techman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:46:57 towards level 88.
[01/16/24 17:08:22] BlueJay was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:10:38 from level 51.
[01/16/24 17:19:06] Garg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:39:49 towards level 59.
[01/16/24 17:28:12] Bluedog found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:33:27 towards level 77.
[01/16/24 17:29:33] crysis had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:57:03 towards level 69.
[01/16/24 18:21:05] simple got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:48:45 from level 78.
[01/16/24 18:53:30] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:54:52 towards level 79.
[01/16/24 19:29:56] jayvee hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:54:11 towards level 80.
[01/16/24 20:21:55] Kody had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:54 towards level 54.
[01/16/24 21:08:00] bsleep was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:06:31 from level 81.
[01/16/24 21:09:27] Celediel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:29 towards level 56.
[01/16/24 21:35:42] washclof found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:41:23 towards level 90.
[01/16/24 21:45:18] vegadark ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:08:16 from level 87.
[01/16/24 23:20:10] GRIZZLYMAN was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:39 towards level 62.
[01/16/24 23:43:24] eising was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:50:37 towards level 83.
[01/16/24 23:46:25] pwae's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pwae's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/17/24 00:37:34] MetaNova was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:41:36 from level 81.
[01/17/24 00:47:09] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:47:55 towards level 84.
[01/17/24 01:18:17] JackyB got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:48:06 towards level 67.
[01/17/24 02:33:50] IFireflyl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:02 towards level 59.
[01/17/24 02:47:02] BenDover discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:28:13 towards level 62.
[01/17/24 03:09:56] Minus got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:16:32 from level 75.
[01/17/24 03:53:27] OobSaco discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:07 towards level 54.
[01/17/24 06:10:28] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:10:13 towards level 83.
[01/17/24 06:50:24] elf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 17:06:57 from level 88.
[01/17/24 07:28:25] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:21 towards level 84.
[01/17/24 07:34:35] gradator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:48:23 towards level 84.
[01/17/24 07:56:36] KindOne reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! KindOne's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/17/24 08:37:16] sco1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:18 towards level 50.
[01/17/24 08:41:14] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:31:19 towards level 86.
[01/17/24 09:48:50] The local wizard imbued heisenbug's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! heisenbug's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/17/24 09:49:14] Lord255 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Lord255's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/17/24 10:02:21] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:27:03 towards level 79.
[01/17/24 10:03:51] sam was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:35:44 from level 78.
[01/17/24 10:18:43] tswsl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:02 towards level 84.
[01/17/24 10:25:42] SirNeo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:00:52 towards level 67.
[01/17/24 10:36:06] nathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:00:08 towards level 57.
[01/17/24 10:46:18] Misza was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:10:36 towards level 72.
[01/17/24 11:57:02] drahthaar has dealt MetaNova a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:01:14 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[01/17/24 12:10:59] noex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:33:41 towards level 67.
[01/17/24 13:11:42] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:45:13 towards level 85.
[01/17/24 13:38:43] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:18:07 towards level 89.
[01/17/24 14:07:44] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:05:22 towards level 89.
[01/17/24 14:21:17] The local wizard imbued particleflux's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! particleflux's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/17/24 14:23:54] Pinkman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:54 towards level 77.
[01/17/24 14:46:01] \dev\ice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:30:22 towards level 68.
[01/17/24 15:08:23] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:04:22 towards level 84.
[01/17/24 15:45:44] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:34 towards level 73.
[01/17/24 17:08:55] crysis was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:22:30 from level 69.
[01/17/24 17:09:52] mordac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:40:51 towards level 80.
[01/17/24 17:45:07] sky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:04:57 towards level 83.
[01/17/24 18:31:10] n0ssh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:39:54 towards level 59.
[01/17/24 18:39:45] GilbertErik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:51:47 towards level 72.
[01/17/24 19:31:47] jabuxas was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:25 from level 10.
[01/17/24 19:33:30] Pinkman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:26 towards level 77.
[01/17/24 19:38:22] alephnull was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:59:53 towards level 62.
[01/17/24 19:52:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on muirrum's tunic! muirrum's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/17/24 19:56:48] Ancalagon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:12:01 towards level 61.
[01/17/24 20:02:50] OobSaco found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:31 towards level 54.
[01/17/24 20:05:39] talisein was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:30:46 towards level 77.
[01/17/24 21:20:38] yang discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:07 towards level 45.
[01/17/24 21:57:15] ChowderKeg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 09:36:53 towards level 86.
[01/17/24 22:00:25] Nysdar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:38 towards level 77.
[01/17/24 22:14:10] sky met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:24:15 from level 83.
[01/17/24 22:31:23] zbe walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:37:04 from level 88.
[01/17/24 22:48:03] RanTanRan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:14 towards level 49.
[01/17/24 22:57:51] Cockroach found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:58 towards level 48.
[01/17/24 23:01:31] idleneutral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:52:48 towards level 69.
[01/17/24 23:22:33] Daikojun got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:21:12 towards level 61.
[01/18/24 00:10:43] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:51 towards level 87.
[01/18/24 00:13:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tsr's tunic! tsr's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/24 00:17:09] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:51:56 towards level 76.
[01/18/24 00:32:41] pwae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:18:10 from level 83.
[01/18/24 01:12:45] Ecko got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:19:08 from level 78.
[01/18/24 01:31:07] blobdog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:17 towards level 57.
[01/18/24 01:33:34] bird's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bird's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/24 01:43:19] pyre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:51 towards level 86.
[01/18/24 02:09:55] MELOONi slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! MELOONi's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/18/24 02:11:20] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:02 towards level 74.
[01/18/24 02:34:03] dyvonna slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dyvonna's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/18/24 02:35:39] Matthew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:30 towards level 64.
[01/18/24 03:07:34] Bluedog has dealt BlueJay a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:29:27 is added to BlueJay's clock.
[01/18/24 04:26:43] BenDover met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:43:24 from level 62.
[01/18/24 06:12:09] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:36:57 towards level 83.
[01/18/24 06:59:39] shikhin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:47:45 from level 85.
[01/18/24 07:01:39] Stevland was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:56 towards level 77.
[01/18/24 08:03:17] n0ssh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:59:07 towards level 59.
[01/18/24 08:09:42] Shinzon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:33 towards level 45.
[01/18/24 08:37:17] style was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:27:08 from level 70.
[01/18/24 09:10:18] io has dealt BastelBot a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:41:03 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[01/18/24 09:32:26] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:20:25 towards level 89.
[01/18/24 09:48:21] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:42:34 towards level 78.
[01/18/24 10:24:30] BastelBot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:45 towards level 85.
[01/18/24 11:05:43] nawcom discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:11 towards level 79.
[01/18/24 13:49:35] Matthew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:06:12 towards level 64.
[01/18/24 14:56:30] Ravenloft was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:16 towards level 42.
[01/18/24 15:00:04] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:50:38 towards level 82.
[01/18/24 15:48:43] CompanionCube found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:15:51 towards level 87.
[01/18/24 17:54:38] Malvolio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:01 from level 61.
[01/18/24 18:03:26] Notir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:44 towards level 75.
[01/18/24 18:13:40] allo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:33 towards level 84.
[01/18/24 18:30:38] solarsparq was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:14:04 towards level 71.
[01/18/24 18:35:03] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:26:34 towards level 74.
[01/18/24 18:45:27] buzel's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! buzel's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/24 18:46:09] Blohsh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:16 from level 56.
[01/18/24 19:35:59] Kachin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:59:37 towards level 77.
[01/18/24 19:49:32] Ungoliant reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ungoliant's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/24 19:54:06] ion's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ion's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/24 20:01:41] Lilith discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:31 towards level 57.
[01/18/24 20:02:36] spex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:09:27 towards level 82.
[01/18/24 20:19:04] dodecahedron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:30 towards level 54.
[01/18/24 21:00:11] KindOne reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! KindOne's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/24 21:18:15] OobSaco found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:15 towards level 54.
[01/18/24 21:21:22] wowbagger ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:34:43 from level 61.
[01/18/24 21:26:59] tass was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:45:53 from level 59.
[01/18/24 22:02:54] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:14 towards level 74.
[01/18/24 22:18:12] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:34 towards level 88.
[01/18/24 22:54:24] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:21 towards level 64.
[01/18/24 23:12:17] jaxson got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:26:45 from level 75.
[01/19/24 00:06:16] freeboson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:07:10 towards level 82.
[01/19/24 00:38:45] GilbertErik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:50:31 towards level 72.
[01/19/24 01:08:25] jaxson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jaxson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/24 01:26:17] Butch found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:38 towards level 31.
[01/19/24 01:41:19] dwfreed bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:42 towards level 85.
[01/19/24 01:51:00] Camembert found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:59 towards level 38.
[01/19/24 02:56:11] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:01:51 towards level 84.
[01/19/24 03:31:01] Berserker ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:20:52 from level 63.
[01/19/24 03:46:32] Luca caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:05 towards level 56.
[01/19/24 05:06:27] Neil was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:00:20 from level 63.
[01/19/24 05:39:22] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:31:12 towards level 78.
[01/19/24 05:39:50] pastly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:45:58 from level 56.
[01/19/24 05:41:23] ColonelPanic001 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:03:55 towards level 55.
[01/19/24 05:47:58] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:58 towards level 81.
[01/19/24 05:48:28] Affliction ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:45:21 from level 82.
[01/19/24 06:03:36] gusto was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:06:32 from level 69.
[01/19/24 06:50:50] gideonstar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gideonstar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/24 07:38:21] SirNeo walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:59:44 from level 67.
[01/19/24 07:46:02] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:34:27 towards level 81.
[01/19/24 08:02:41] OobSaco gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:55 towards level 54.
[01/19/24 09:25:36] Berserker was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:34:43 from level 63.
[01/19/24 09:31:23] Butch was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:38 from level 31.
[01/19/24 09:34:48] Mat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:47:54 towards level 64.
[01/19/24 09:58:39] grangerstranger tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:30 towards level 52.
[01/19/24 10:10:27] Minus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:06:38 towards level 75.
[01/19/24 10:46:12] Blohsh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:21 towards level 56.
[01/19/24 10:49:58] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:52:46 towards level 85.
[01/19/24 10:54:17] el was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:07:52 from level 81.
[01/19/24 10:56:05] talisein hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:32:18 towards level 77.
[01/19/24 10:58:30] Xenthys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:10 towards level 62.
[01/19/24 11:34:32] Silvanus_Betrium found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:50:59 towards level 76.
[01/19/24 11:55:25] DividedByZero got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:06:04 from level 51.
[01/19/24 12:28:10] canton7 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:01:37 towards level 80.
[01/19/24 13:10:42] sc's charm ate a bolt of lightning! sc's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/24 13:48:49] Platonides discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:43:41 towards level 74.
[01/19/24 15:31:43] Kachin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kachin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/19/24 15:33:34] Pricey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:59:49 towards level 69.
[01/19/24 16:20:53] shikhin was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:51:00 from level 85.
[01/19/24 16:48:06] \dev\ice walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:03:44 from level 68.
[01/19/24 16:51:22] dbx12 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:55:46 from level 64.
[01/19/24 17:50:46] csc2ya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:28:51 towards level 64.
[01/19/24 18:00:04] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:10:36 towards level 87.
[01/19/24 18:06:09] BenDover caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:27:56 towards level 62.
[01/19/24 18:56:06] Zed_Spiker was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:58 towards level 57.
[01/19/24 18:58:19] Dex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:36 towards level 38.
[01/19/24 20:42:05] Bolded was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:57:06 from level 77.
[01/19/24 21:01:58] el ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:46:34 from level 81.
[01/19/24 21:32:27] TimeWarp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:38:17 towards level 73.
[01/19/24 21:35:24] JackyB has dealt Lord255 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:40:44 is added to Lord255's clock.
[01/19/24 21:43:02] noex ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:14:49 from level 67.
[01/19/24 21:55:53] gendish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:42 towards level 54.
[01/19/24 22:02:09] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:27 towards level 73.
[01/19/24 22:31:02] spex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:03 towards level 82.
[01/19/24 22:51:39] Sario found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:13:18 towards level 70.
[01/19/24 23:59:28] DontEvenPeek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:45:18 from level 66.
[01/19/24 23:59:34] dosmaen slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dosmaen's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/20/24 00:00:43] CompanionCube was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:02:26 towards level 87.
[01/20/24 00:04:20] boscage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:36:39 towards level 62.
[01/20/24 00:40:15] slim was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:20:09 from level 73.
[01/20/24 00:47:23] hax404 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:23 towards level 80.
[01/20/24 00:51:36] Drin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:45:35 from level 76.
[01/20/24 01:09:22] scumola was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:35:52 towards level 79.
[01/20/24 01:19:40] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:57:01 towards level 82.
[01/20/24 01:59:04] TimWolla reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TimWolla's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/24 02:26:58] Paganel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:26:20 towards level 79.
[01/20/24 02:44:53] simple was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:34:45 from level 78.
[01/20/24 03:02:45] style's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! style's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/24 03:41:48] \dev\ice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:33:26 towards level 68.
[01/20/24 04:18:21] sco1 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:38:06 from level 50.
[01/20/24 04:18:58] SSLbits's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SSLbits's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/24 04:55:09] popey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:13:20 towards level 58.
[01/20/24 04:57:58] blobdog found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:51 towards level 57.
[01/20/24 06:03:52] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:33:05 towards level 87.
[01/20/24 06:06:05] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:50:12 towards level 87.
[01/20/24 06:09:24] alexlehm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:39:51 towards level 63.
[01/20/24 06:12:07] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:14:12 towards level 87.
[01/20/24 06:38:28] Chuck was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:22 towards level 79.
[01/20/24 06:56:59] ChowderKeg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 07:29:06 towards level 86.
[01/20/24 07:15:58] DontEvenPeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:21:44 towards level 66.
[01/20/24 07:33:43] Silvanus_Betrium ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:11:14 from level 76.
[01/20/24 08:08:52] Affliction was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:19:58 from level 82.
[01/20/24 08:13:29] pants was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:30:28 towards level 80.
[01/20/24 08:19:21] Visievion caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:22 towards level 40.
[01/20/24 08:21:04] fork was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:30 towards level 45.
[01/20/24 08:38:17] _sh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:26:06 towards level 89.
[01/20/24 08:42:15] Ungoliant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:27 towards level 74.
[01/20/24 08:48:40] bt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:00:32 towards level 37.
[01/20/24 09:11:30] idleneutral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:43:00 towards level 69.
[01/20/24 09:28:31] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:58:53 towards level 88.
[01/20/24 09:41:08] Sombra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:45:16 from level 84.
[01/20/24 09:55:14] JackyB fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:44:00 from level 67.
[01/20/24 09:57:30] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:17:01 towards level 87.
[01/20/24 10:58:23] yang found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:51 towards level 45.
[01/20/24 11:18:14] Zed_Spiker reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zed_Spiker's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/24 11:44:08] Forud was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:22:06 towards level 82.
[01/20/24 13:12:57] _sh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:27:21 from level 89.
[01/20/24 13:15:55] hax404 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:14:12 towards level 80.
[01/20/24 13:50:57] Lnk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:10 towards level 91.
[01/20/24 13:55:13] CornFly has dealt Cockatrice a Critical Strike! 3 days, 06:11:56 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[01/20/24 14:52:54] kevkev got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:59:27 from level 55.
[01/20/24 15:20:15] Xenthys ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:58:38 from level 62.
[01/20/24 16:06:52] Wolf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Wolf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/24 16:26:52] wowbagger was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:59:47 towards level 61.
[01/20/24 16:44:23] StalkR was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:50 towards level 82.
[01/20/24 18:10:41] idleneutral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:42:54 towards level 69.
[01/20/24 18:34:17] roosterphant tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:01:41 towards level 55.
[01/20/24 18:55:32] d4n13L was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:35:43 from level 80.
[01/20/24 19:44:46] Abe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:13:08 towards level 74.
[01/20/24 20:24:22] MadMan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:10:48 towards level 74.
[01/20/24 20:49:43] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:27:23 towards level 84.
[01/20/24 20:51:58] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:13:27 towards level 74.
[01/20/24 20:56:23] SirNeo met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:15:54 from level 67.
[01/20/24 21:06:05] alephnull was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:43:55 towards level 62.
[01/20/24 21:42:39] olsner fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:26:12 from level 59.
[01/20/24 21:55:21] OobSaco discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:26:30 towards level 55.
[01/20/24 22:04:14] chadgpt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:58 towards level 22.
[01/20/24 23:10:05] simple's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! simple's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/24 23:18:53] Visievion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:02 towards level 40.
[01/21/24 00:14:02] ter0 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:39 towards level 56.
[01/21/24 00:29:18] idleevil bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:13:53 towards level 73.
[01/21/24 00:42:49] damyan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:29:20 from level 78.
[01/21/24 01:01:32] "\@_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:51:12 towards level 84.
[01/21/24 01:11:13] alephnull caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:54:25 towards level 62.
[01/21/24 01:51:26] damyan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:42:27 towards level 78.
[01/21/24 02:03:11] roosterphant was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:39:42 from level 55.
[01/21/24 02:06:12] boscage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:37:09 towards level 62.
[01/21/24 03:34:38] solarsparq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:43:33 towards level 71.
[01/21/24 03:39:24] DontEvenPeek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DontEvenPeek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/24 03:51:59] _sh has dealt Zaratustra a Critical Strike! 6 days, 02:27:55 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/21/24 04:02:50] slim walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:05:57 from level 73.
[01/21/24 04:25:02] buzel ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:39:18 from level 83.
[01/21/24 06:08:06] alexlehm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:17:00 from level 63.
[01/21/24 06:49:02] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:36:28 towards level 83.
[01/21/24 07:02:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gideonstar's tunic! gideonstar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/24 07:13:34] crysis was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:42 towards level 69.
[01/21/24 07:36:19] jayvee tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:19:40 towards level 80.
[01/21/24 08:18:14] pyre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:54 towards level 86.
[01/21/24 08:35:30] Drin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:28 towards level 76.
[01/21/24 09:01:42] eising found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:58:22 towards level 83.
[01/21/24 09:55:09] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:09:40 towards level 79.
[01/21/24 10:07:20] Berserker ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:12:01 from level 63.
[01/21/24 10:13:37] slim was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:00 towards level 73.
[01/21/24 10:39:10] buzel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:54:19 from level 83.
[01/21/24 10:43:44] Tangles ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:24:08 from level 79.
[01/21/24 10:53:46] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:17 towards level 88.
[01/21/24 10:54:07] Silvanus_Betrium got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:05:38 from level 76.
[01/21/24 11:42:58] Dex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:16 towards level 39.
[01/21/24 12:45:17] BenDover had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:28:48 towards level 62.
[01/21/24 13:28:36] TimeWarp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:53:24 from level 73.
[01/21/24 13:30:40] kenyon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kenyon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/24 14:18:21] Xenthys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:55 towards level 62.
[01/21/24 14:54:01] vegadark had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:17:44 towards level 87.
[01/21/24 17:09:12] el's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! el's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/21/24 17:18:57] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:39 towards level 81.
[01/21/24 17:34:21] pfoley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:54 from level 77.
[01/21/24 17:49:22] kzootech was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:56:58 from level 73.
[01/21/24 18:32:50] Acolarh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 17:51:43 from level 84.
[01/21/24 19:23:16] Fyrgor gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:34 towards level 46.
[01/21/24 19:52:20] Shinzon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:10 towards level 46.
[01/21/24 20:16:46] crysis reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! crysis's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/24 20:38:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Camembert's tunic! Camembert's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/24 20:56:32] Shinzon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:44 towards level 46.
[01/21/24 21:57:56] Stevland tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:09:44 towards level 78.
[01/21/24 22:29:33] Cirdan's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Cirdan's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/21/24 22:39:53] Dex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:19 towards level 39.
[01/21/24 22:58:44] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:30:55 towards level 83.
[01/21/24 23:29:20] The local wizard imbued kptr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kptr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/24 23:46:33] io reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! io's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/24 23:46:36] pastly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:03:27 from level 56.
[01/21/24 23:58:08] Khorne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:55:14 towards level 90.
[01/22/24 00:27:48] jayvee found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:45:53 towards level 80.
[01/22/24 00:36:26] Kody tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:54 towards level 55.
[01/22/24 00:54:51] Aksej found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:40 towards level 78.
[01/22/24 01:27:58] HollowWasp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:06 towards level 41.
[01/22/24 01:34:30] Misza was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:28 towards level 72.
[01/22/24 02:08:15] TimeWarp was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:39:37 from level 73.
[01/22/24 02:08:36] d4n13L found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:04:54 towards level 80.
[01/22/24 02:12:09] VonToutCourt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:55:07 towards level 85.
[01/22/24 02:20:02] tass found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:51 towards level 59.
[01/22/24 02:27:07] CaptainS122 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:40 towards level 37.
[01/22/24 02:48:12] justpink was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:41 from level 27.
[01/22/24 03:26:36] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:00:15 towards level 87.
[01/22/24 03:41:45] hdm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:56:29 towards level 88.
[01/22/24 03:49:07] Feras was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:59:32 from level 54.
[01/22/24 04:37:37] dwfreed was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:37:08 from level 85.
[01/22/24 04:53:20] n0ssh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:15:31 towards level 59.
[01/22/24 05:31:44] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:38:06 towards level 88.
[01/22/24 05:31:56] n0ssh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:32:28 towards level 59.
[01/22/24 05:40:48] Bluedog has dealt Acolarh a Critical Strike! 20 days, 19:27:48 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[01/22/24 06:02:11] hdm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:38 towards level 88.
[01/22/24 06:49:53] Asara bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:44 towards level 85.
[01/22/24 07:14:50] Asara had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:11:54 towards level 85.
[01/22/24 07:24:25] yNos was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:35:34 from level 79.
[01/22/24 07:32:11] "\@_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:36 towards level 84.
[01/22/24 08:03:31] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:57 towards level 84.
[01/22/24 08:05:13] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:57:00 towards level 82.
[01/22/24 08:11:17] signofzeta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:45:16 towards level 76.
[01/22/24 09:01:31] The local wizard imbued kenyon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kenyon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/24 10:13:45] IFireflyl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:17:53 towards level 60.
[01/22/24 10:37:56] The local wizard imbued popey's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! popey's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/24 10:47:34] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:28:03 towards level 79.
[01/22/24 11:20:19] gradator ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:59:08 from level 84.
[01/22/24 11:50:35] pfoley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:04:25 towards level 78.
[01/22/24 12:16:37] tomhek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:02:48 towards level 83.
[01/22/24 12:42:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on KindOne's tunic! KindOne's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/24 13:06:10] csc2ya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:41:03 towards level 64.
[01/22/24 13:41:06] DividedByZero was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:27:28 towards level 52.
[01/22/24 14:08:37] jayvee was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:52:32 towards level 80.
[01/22/24 16:18:12] Neil's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Neil's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/24 16:56:07] thatmint caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:45 towards level 66.
[01/22/24 17:48:45] n0ssh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:35 towards level 59.
[01/22/24 18:07:35] Blohsh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:01:12 towards level 57.
[01/22/24 18:12:36] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:01:38 towards level 90.
[01/22/24 19:42:50] The local wizard imbued bookworm's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bookworm's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/24 20:41:58] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:11:34 towards level 78.
[01/22/24 21:00:12] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:31:30 towards level 60.
[01/22/24 21:18:28] eising found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:58 towards level 83.
[01/22/24 21:45:04] dyvonna was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:40:12 towards level 79.
[01/22/24 21:56:27] nathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:08 towards level 57.
[01/22/24 22:25:49] gildarts was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:08:08 from level 78.
[01/22/24 22:41:41] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:47:51 towards level 83.
[01/22/24 22:58:20] sco1 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sco1's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/24 23:01:39] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:07:47 towards level 78.
[01/22/24 23:04:34] ChowderKeg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:02:43 towards level 86.
[01/22/24 23:05:01] PanamaCity3003 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:10 towards level 37.
[01/22/24 23:11:41] V hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:42 towards level 84.
[01/22/24 23:24:08] alephnull was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:26:30 from level 62.
[01/22/24 23:31:43] pastly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:40:33 towards level 56.
[01/22/24 23:53:09] Visievion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:45 towards level 41.
[01/23/24 00:57:34] HellSpawn was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:32:44 from level 75.
[01/23/24 02:35:07] boscage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:18:29 towards level 62.
[01/23/24 02:37:10] Nysdar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:36:46 towards level 78.
[01/23/24 02:56:12] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:09:13 towards level 88.
[01/23/24 03:35:36] Tangles discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:50:14 towards level 79.
[01/23/24 03:55:26] Daikojun was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:25:06 from level 61.
[01/23/24 03:59:36] vegadark found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:04:23 towards level 87.
[01/23/24 04:34:45] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 14:36:05 towards level 70.
[01/23/24 04:46:27] alexlehm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:08 towards level 63.
[01/23/24 05:17:34] Feras had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:08:52 towards level 54.
[01/23/24 05:59:10] boscage was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:14:11 towards level 62.
[01/23/24 06:18:00] Crazycatlady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:29:41 towards level 85.
[01/23/24 06:40:43] chadgpt ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:34 from level 30.
[01/23/24 08:03:57] style met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:51:43 from level 70.
[01/23/24 09:07:24] dwfreed was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:20 from level 85.
[01/23/24 09:18:18] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 06:33:23 towards level 82.
[01/23/24 10:26:03] gendish found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:32 towards level 54.
[01/23/24 10:40:27] damyan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:31:00 towards level 78.
[01/23/24 10:41:19] tass bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:32 towards level 59.
[01/23/24 11:22:28] pyre was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:18 towards level 86.
[01/23/24 11:27:59] roosterphant was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:32:40 from level 55.
[01/23/24 12:08:09] roosterphant slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! roosterphant's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/23/24 12:34:42] eising hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:04 towards level 83.
[01/23/24 12:41:38] Khorne's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Khorne's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/24 13:32:13] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:52:41 towards level 82.
[01/23/24 13:54:50] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:20 towards level 78.
[01/23/24 14:07:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ion's tunic! ion's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/24 14:16:46] tmberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 26 days, 06:41:00 towards level 78.
[01/23/24 14:21:29] ZOTTA's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ZOTTA's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/24 14:45:46] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:49:15 towards level 77.
[01/23/24 15:00:50] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:49:05 towards level 89.
[01/23/24 15:10:56] Stevland's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Stevland's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/24 15:29:01] blabber bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 08:54:22 towards level 82.
[01/23/24 16:19:34] washclof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:23:49 towards level 90.
[01/23/24 16:51:39] GilbertErik slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! GilbertErik's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/23/24 17:22:15] "\@_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:13:52 towards level 84.
[01/23/24 17:45:56] rawgreaze was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:46:44 from level 75.
[01/23/24 17:52:07] RussellB found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:10 towards level 82.
[01/23/24 18:31:04] DrinkyBird was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:53:44 from level 87.
[01/23/24 19:09:37] KindOne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:42 towards level 74.
[01/23/24 19:31:56] gideonstar has dealt Dex a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:16:00 is added to Dex's clock.
[01/23/24 20:09:36] idleevil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:03 towards level 73.
[01/23/24 20:23:31] Puff was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:24:16 towards level 80.
[01/23/24 20:40:26] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:08:20 towards level 88.
[01/23/24 21:59:54] Notir was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:36:01 from level 75.
[01/23/24 22:01:43] Cirdan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:01:42 towards level 86.
[01/23/24 22:59:05] StalkR reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! StalkR's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/23/24 23:02:15] tscherer was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:28:51 from level 52.
[01/23/24 23:44:07] misha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:23 towards level 88.
[01/23/24 23:48:13] Lilith has dealt aqsd a Critical Strike! 3 days, 16:08:50 is added to aqsd's clock.
[01/24/24 00:29:43] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:00:49 from level 82.
[01/24/24 00:56:59] pwae ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 15:46:14 from level 83.
[01/24/24 00:58:47] MELOONi had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:09:31 towards level 78.
[01/24/24 01:55:37] Omega found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:45:09 towards level 77.
[01/24/24 02:07:01] Tenorman was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:44:00 from level 75.
[01/24/24 02:11:05] Ancalagon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:57:12 towards level 62.
[01/24/24 02:16:37] style was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:29:20 from level 70.
[01/24/24 02:17:16] Wam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:12:12 towards level 77.
[01/24/24 02:34:03] simple caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:51 towards level 78.
[01/24/24 02:55:11] buyoq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:02 towards level 68.
[01/24/24 03:17:51] Wolf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Wolf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/24 03:57:37] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:29:04 towards level 87.
[01/24/24 04:48:40] scumola was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:50:02 from level 79.
[01/24/24 04:55:03] soltys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:48 towards level 87.
[01/24/24 04:59:13] Techman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:28:24 towards level 88.
[01/24/24 05:00:50] yNos found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:39:28 towards level 79.
[01/24/24 05:13:23] Tabmow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:22:41 towards level 73.
[01/24/24 05:19:49] Nuae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:16:50 from level 73.
[01/24/24 05:33:37] nya was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:51:29 towards level 82.
[01/24/24 05:49:59] Minus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:13 towards level 75.
[01/24/24 05:56:24] Gorek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:42:53 from level 85.
[01/24/24 06:10:31] aqsd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:36:56 towards level 80.
[01/24/24 06:33:42] Cockatrice discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:53:09 towards level 72.
[01/24/24 06:36:30] scornn ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:59:10 from level 63.
[01/24/24 06:41:29] popey hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:28 towards level 58.
[01/24/24 08:20:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sam's tunic! sam's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/24/24 10:29:00] Khorne was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:09:54 from level 90.
[01/24/24 10:34:23] n0ssh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:18:16 from level 59.
[01/24/24 10:35:47] Chuck had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:36 towards level 79.
[01/24/24 10:36:35] CodeGeek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:15:44 towards level 83.
[01/24/24 11:13:05] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:18:57 towards level 84.
[01/24/24 11:37:20] scumola found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:05:13 towards level 79.
[01/24/24 13:03:59] ToHellWithGA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:44:54 towards level 86.
[01/24/24 13:40:51] roosterphant burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! roosterphant's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/24/24 13:51:14] Kurenai found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:17:34 towards level 74.
[01/24/24 13:58:46] gusto had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:22:30 towards level 69.
[01/24/24 14:11:40] eising found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:52:39 towards level 83.
[01/24/24 14:13:44] n0ssh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:23:47 towards level 59.
[01/24/24 14:45:06] Notir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:52 towards level 75.
[01/24/24 14:47:46] gendish was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:41:42 from level 55.
[01/24/24 15:16:47] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:21 towards level 74.
[01/24/24 15:32:29] gildarts gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:01 towards level 78.
[01/24/24 15:50:40] Daikojun caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:44:08 towards level 61.
[01/24/24 16:01:25] pants tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:23:30 towards level 80.
[01/24/24 16:30:05] Camembert discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:50 towards level 41.
[01/24/24 19:03:47] Notir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:52 towards level 75.
[01/24/24 19:25:13] IFireflyl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:24:13 from level 60.
[01/24/24 20:05:38] mordac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:14 towards level 80.
[01/24/24 21:18:10] jacquesssss discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:35:29 towards level 56.
[01/24/24 21:47:23] grangerstranger was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:31:39 from level 53.
[01/24/24 21:48:11] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:31 towards level 78.
[01/24/24 21:55:43] V hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:25 towards level 84.
[01/24/24 23:24:13] Fenrik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:37 towards level 83.
[01/25/24 00:41:16] Yarosh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:29:40 towards level 79.
[01/25/24 01:03:57] n0ssh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:57 towards level 59.
[01/25/24 01:07:19] Koffa's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Koffa's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/24 01:21:53] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:11:58 towards level 89.
[01/25/24 02:03:59] Garg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:35:38 from level 59.
[01/25/24 02:28:13] HeavyPodda had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:32:13 towards level 83.
[01/25/24 02:39:34] scornn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:01:38 towards level 63.
[01/25/24 03:04:10] Berserker's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Berserker's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/25/24 03:18:49] BlueJay was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:07:07 from level 52.
[01/25/24 04:20:54] chadgpt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:38 towards level 33.
[01/25/24 04:57:17] fork ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:55 from level 46.
[01/25/24 05:32:45] gildarts caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:05 towards level 78.
[01/25/24 05:52:04] Shinzon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:34 towards level 46.
[01/25/24 06:02:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bananaboat's tunic! bananaboat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/24 06:14:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kritzefitz's tunic! Kritzefitz's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/24 06:35:56] DontEvenPeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:51:38 towards level 66.
[01/25/24 07:34:24] noex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:54:57 towards level 67.
[01/25/24 07:55:50] Ancalagon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:20:13 towards level 62.
[01/25/24 08:27:50] Camembert found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:25 towards level 41.
[01/25/24 09:21:03] _sh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! _sh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/24 09:22:09] \dev\ice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:56 towards level 68.
[01/25/24 09:47:15] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:32:50 towards level 89.
[01/25/24 09:53:37] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:19:02 towards level 78.
[01/25/24 09:55:19] BenDover was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:40:36 from level 62.
[01/25/24 10:05:55] hugga found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:11:11 towards level 71.
[01/25/24 10:44:25] ion ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:03:52 from level 89.
[01/25/24 10:56:09] nawcom found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:06:55 towards level 80.
[01/25/24 11:49:03] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:37:23 towards level 75.
[01/25/24 12:31:49] VonToutCourt has dealt tswsl a Critical Strike! 30 days, 22:05:12 is added to tswsl's clock.
[01/25/24 12:42:55] crysis reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! crysis's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/24 14:17:35] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:00:48 towards level 88.
[01/25/24 15:31:32] signofzeta was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:27:09 from level 76.
[01/25/24 15:32:29] muirrum found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:25:47 towards level 62.
[01/25/24 15:47:40] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 07:34:09 from level 83.
[01/25/24 16:26:42] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:04:20 towards level 82.
[01/25/24 16:47:30] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:41 towards level 78.
[01/25/24 17:15:29] eroc1990 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:30 towards level 61.
[01/25/24 17:48:23] idleevil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:10 towards level 73.
[01/25/24 18:48:08] blobdog ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:28:11 from level 58.
[01/25/24 19:09:08] ColonelPanic001 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:56 from level 55.
[01/25/24 19:09:38] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:25:44 towards level 85.
[01/25/24 20:35:40] cadfael was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:22:36 from level 78.
[01/25/24 21:02:53] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:59 towards level 88.
[01/25/24 21:49:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on alexlehm's tunic! alexlehm's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/25/24 22:20:03] idlegood discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:26:06 towards level 75.
[01/25/24 22:23:25] MadMan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:29:20 from level 74.
[01/26/24 00:17:41] Garg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:07 towards level 59.
[01/26/24 00:39:12] BenDover had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:21:01 towards level 62.
[01/26/24 00:52:07] xarvatium was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:03 towards level 42.
[01/26/24 00:55:01] theZoMBiE tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:29:45 towards level 59.
[01/26/24 01:03:52] misha's charm ate a bolt of lightning! misha's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/26/24 01:53:32] Gorek's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Gorek's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/26/24 04:45:35] bookworm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:41:41 towards level 76.
[01/26/24 05:23:42] BastelBot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:39 towards level 85.
[01/26/24 05:33:42] signofzeta was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:08:57 from level 76.
[01/26/24 05:41:14] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:39:56 towards level 62.
[01/26/24 05:54:04] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:09:33 towards level 82.
[01/26/24 05:56:56] TheSilentLink reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TheSilentLink's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/26/24 06:05:19] JigmeDatse discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:13:11 towards level 68.
[01/26/24 06:14:55] Blohsh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:10:28 towards level 57.
[01/26/24 06:31:10] yNos had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:42:39 towards level 79.
[01/26/24 07:00:21] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 09:01:55 towards level 88.
[01/26/24 07:04:50] Soulwhisper was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:02 towards level 39.
[01/26/24 08:19:54] boscage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:38 towards level 62.
[01/26/24 08:21:00] Bluedog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:17 towards level 77.
[01/26/24 08:36:59] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:15:28 towards level 84.
[01/26/24 09:00:20] SirNeo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:07 towards level 67.
[01/26/24 09:09:55] muirrum got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:04:11 towards level 62.
[01/26/24 09:35:09] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:09:12 towards level 89.
[01/26/24 10:14:32] _sh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:33:45 from level 89.
[01/26/24 10:20:21] n0ssh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:24 towards level 59.
[01/26/24 10:20:45] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:52 towards level 87.
[01/26/24 10:56:06] The local wizard imbued OobSaco's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! OobSaco's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/26/24 11:13:32] CodeGeek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:59:03 towards level 83.
[01/26/24 11:13:41] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:49:18 towards level 81.
[01/26/24 12:23:42] Garg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:50 towards level 59.
[01/26/24 13:00:30] anarcat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:13:48 towards level 86.
[01/26/24 13:07:53] noex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:28 towards level 67.
[01/26/24 13:30:17] cfjk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:42:57 towards level 80.
[01/26/24 14:05:38] bsleep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:52:34 towards level 81.
[01/26/24 14:07:26] tsr was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:10:15 from level 80.
[01/26/24 14:20:26] jacquesssss hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:38:26 towards level 56.
[01/26/24 15:19:09] pwae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 02:18:48 from level 83.
[01/26/24 15:20:00] MadMan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:19:36 towards level 74.
[01/26/24 15:55:49] Thorael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:14:31 towards level 81.
[01/26/24 16:35:46] IFireflyl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:00 towards level 60.
[01/26/24 17:07:37] cadfael's charm ate a bolt of lightning! cadfael's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/26/24 17:16:46] roosterphant was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:55:11 from level 55.
[01/26/24 18:10:24] scornn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:18:17 towards level 63.
[01/26/24 18:43:05] gendish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:58:13 towards level 55.
[01/26/24 19:13:44] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:55:07 towards level 75.
[01/26/24 20:06:02] GRIZZLYMAN had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:57:59 towards level 63.
[01/26/24 20:48:26] olsner's charm ate a bolt of lightning! olsner's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/26/24 20:54:04] dbx12 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:52:42 towards level 64.
[01/26/24 21:18:33] h00k discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:30 towards level 60.
[01/26/24 21:45:26] xarvatium ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:57:37 from level 42.
[01/26/24 21:48:52] HollowWasp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:35 towards level 42.
[01/26/24 21:50:31] aqsd met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:15:43 from level 80.
[01/26/24 22:16:14] MELOONi walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:25:54 from level 78.
[01/26/24 22:58:13] Chuck's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Chuck's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/26/24 23:04:32] dwfreed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:11:55 towards level 86.
[01/26/24 23:21:15] nawcom had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:41 towards level 80.
[01/26/24 23:30:27] kinus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:24:53 towards level 79.
[01/26/24 23:34:07] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:54:20 from level 87.
[01/27/24 00:41:34] Kritzefitz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:55:40 towards level 81.
[01/27/24 02:11:09] Kachin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:25:19 towards level 77.
[01/27/24 02:22:34] V was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:50 from level 84.
[01/27/24 02:24:43] Aksej was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:33:29 towards level 79.
[01/27/24 02:29:54] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:29:41 towards level 87.
[01/27/24 02:32:27] StalkR found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:33:21 towards level 83.
[01/27/24 02:57:49] adamus1red discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:06 towards level 82.
[01/27/24 02:57:55] tomhek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:36:44 towards level 83.
[01/27/24 05:15:24] TimeWarp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:34:06 towards level 73.
[01/27/24 05:41:18] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:26 towards level 78.
[01/27/24 06:22:21] Pinkman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:45:58 towards level 78.
[01/27/24 06:49:34] Zed_Spiker hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:35 towards level 57.
[01/27/24 06:57:09] ColonelPanic001 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:21:06 from level 55.
[01/27/24 07:05:59] bt discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:07 towards level 38.
[01/27/24 07:36:11] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:30 towards level 60.
[01/27/24 09:03:35] Notir was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:38 from level 75.
[01/27/24 10:10:30] Paganel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:28:17 towards level 79.
[01/27/24 10:22:33] ZOTTA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:05 towards level 76.
[01/27/24 10:39:55] ahmubashshir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:15 towards level 68.
[01/27/24 11:17:18] Xenthys ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:42:49 from level 62.
[01/27/24 11:46:10] crysis was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:01:54 towards level 69.
[01/27/24 12:40:29] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:27:45 towards level 81.
[01/27/24 12:51:38] alexlehm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:15 towards level 63.
[01/27/24 12:52:08] Nuae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:16:29 towards level 73.
[01/27/24 13:15:05] gradator was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:59:26 from level 84.
[01/27/24 13:29:41] rawgreaze was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:58:13 towards level 75.
[01/27/24 13:47:27] ColonelPanic001 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:53:49 towards level 55.
[01/27/24 14:04:01] Drin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Drin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/24 14:09:15] pyre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:39:50 towards level 87.
[01/27/24 14:19:11] DividedByZero got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:48:03 towards level 52.
[01/27/24 15:30:12] kptr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:19:21 towards level 84.
[01/27/24 15:38:53] cadfael's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! cadfael's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/27/24 15:45:37] TimeWarp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:42:15 towards level 73.
[01/27/24 16:43:20] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:55:07 towards level 82.
[01/27/24 18:07:20] The local wizard imbued kenyon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kenyon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/24 18:21:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Soulwhisper's tunic! Soulwhisper's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/27/24 19:09:36] dwfreed slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dwfreed's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/27/24 19:21:54] Bluedog was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:50:47 from level 77.
[01/27/24 20:23:50] aqsd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:26:09 towards level 80.
[01/27/24 20:52:21] tomhek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:52:09 from level 83.
[01/27/24 22:00:58] HollowWasp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:02 towards level 43.
[01/27/24 22:08:12] SirNeo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:44 towards level 67.
[01/27/24 22:15:29] h00k got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:05:00 from level 60.
[01/27/24 22:56:32] gusto found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:37:37 towards level 69.
[01/27/24 23:09:45] crysis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:35 towards level 69.
[01/27/24 23:22:37] BastelBot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:21 towards level 85.
[01/27/24 23:31:21] Visievion was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:26 from level 42.
[01/27/24 23:54:33] fstrelok found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:24:28 towards level 67.
[01/28/24 01:58:26] tass was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:20:36 from level 60.
[01/28/24 02:13:41] Fenrik reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fenrik's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/24 02:20:04] gusto found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:42:57 towards level 69.
[01/28/24 02:48:27] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 14:13:04 towards level 82.
[01/28/24 03:11:35] tsr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:06:57 towards level 80.
[01/28/24 03:40:29] Affliction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:11 towards level 82.
[01/28/24 03:43:38] Blohsh burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Blohsh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/28/24 03:56:51] nya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:09:50 towards level 82.
[01/28/24 03:59:43] Dex was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:26:57 from level 42.
[01/28/24 04:52:10] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:36:15 towards level 82.
[01/28/24 05:04:07] damyan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:12 towards level 78.
[01/28/24 05:15:49] The local wizard imbued noex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! noex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/24 05:24:48] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:51:20 towards level 89.
[01/28/24 06:13:35] Ancalagon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:12:41 towards level 62.
[01/28/24 06:28:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Lord255's tunic! Lord255's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/24 08:53:27] pyre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:18:39 towards level 87.
[01/28/24 09:05:30] alexlehm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:54 from level 63.
[01/28/24 09:33:21] eising gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:52 towards level 83.
[01/28/24 09:54:26] damyan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:27:25 towards level 78.
[01/28/24 10:15:18] ChowderKeg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:35:22 from level 86.
[01/28/24 11:28:06] olsner found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:01:07 towards level 59.
[01/28/24 11:42:24] Matthew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:29 towards level 65.
[01/28/24 11:53:18] "\@_ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:37:42 towards level 84.
[01/28/24 12:11:46] Asara was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:46 towards level 85.
[01/28/24 12:26:20] misha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:58:32 towards level 89.
[01/28/24 12:56:13] MetaNova reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MetaNova's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/24 13:00:20] yang ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:40 from level 46.
[01/28/24 13:22:26] Tenorman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:58:41 from level 75.
[01/28/24 13:41:24] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:40 towards level 78.
[01/28/24 13:52:42] JigmeDatse found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:52:07 towards level 68.
[01/28/24 14:00:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Aksej's tunic! Aksej's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/24 14:09:07] idleneutral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:03 towards level 69.
[01/28/24 14:09:19] Misza fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:45:51 from level 73.
[01/28/24 14:11:23] Feras had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:53:10 towards level 54.
[01/28/24 14:47:17] yano found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:13 towards level 85.
[01/28/24 15:42:52] Yarosh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Yarosh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/24 16:06:02] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:49:36 towards level 62.
[01/28/24 16:15:49] Kayn ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:27:17 from level 36.
[01/28/24 16:56:18] CodeGeek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CodeGeek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/28/24 17:00:19] Pinkman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:09:39 towards level 78.
[01/28/24 17:18:42] Stevland was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:16 towards level 78.
[01/28/24 17:30:41] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:43:21 towards level 90.
[01/28/24 17:55:08] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:35:30 towards level 80.
[01/28/24 17:56:08] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:09 towards level 83.
[01/28/24 18:06:02] canton7 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:58:31 towards level 80.
[01/28/24 18:22:03] nya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:58 towards level 82.
[01/28/24 18:24:39] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:18:53 towards level 75.
[01/28/24 18:50:31] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:16 towards level 84.
[01/28/24 19:06:08] Misza tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:08:32 towards level 73.
[01/28/24 20:00:06] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:16:18 towards level 75.
[01/28/24 20:51:32] GRIZZLYMAN was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:25:07 from level 63.
[01/28/24 21:13:13] Minus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:05 towards level 75.
[01/28/24 21:33:17] opcode hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:10 towards level 53.
[01/28/24 22:23:51] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:11 towards level 87.
[01/28/24 22:45:11] Ancalagon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:38:23 towards level 62.
[01/28/24 22:56:13] Matthew ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:38:24 from level 65.
[01/28/24 23:02:18] Xenthys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:02 towards level 62.
[01/28/24 23:29:40] bfft was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:44 towards level 65.
[01/28/24 23:42:19] tass hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:20:42 towards level 60.
[01/29/24 02:08:08] Omega bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:13:18 towards level 77.
[01/29/24 02:39:09] adamus1red got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:57 towards level 82.
[01/29/24 02:46:23] bg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/24 02:59:26] Cockatrice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:51:02 towards level 72.
[01/29/24 03:03:18] The local wizard imbued dyvonna's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dyvonna's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/24 03:22:16] \dev\ice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:44 towards level 68.
[01/29/24 04:16:12] blobdog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:46 towards level 58.
[01/29/24 04:20:55] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:33:31 towards level 84.
[01/29/24 04:26:53] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:48:42 towards level 86.
[01/29/24 05:37:47] Tabmow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:55 towards level 73.
[01/29/24 05:48:22] Kurenai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:32 towards level 74.
[01/29/24 05:51:23] Kurenai was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:56:06 from level 74.
[01/29/24 05:56:40] dyvonna got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:45:19 from level 79.
[01/29/24 07:24:02] popey discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:22:55 towards level 59.
[01/29/24 07:41:43] Ungoliant found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:40 towards level 74.
[01/29/24 08:29:18] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:49:20 towards level 74.
[01/29/24 08:55:19] nowz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:46:23 towards level 61.
[01/29/24 09:19:02] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:23:11 towards level 76.
[01/29/24 10:26:02] Wam ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:06:52 from level 77.
[01/29/24 10:47:41] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:27 towards level 81.
[01/29/24 10:55:19] alephnull was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:24:08 towards level 62.
[01/29/24 10:57:46] roosterphant spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! roosterphant's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/29/24 11:26:26] jayvee was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:11:00 from level 80.
[01/29/24 11:56:15] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:59:52 towards level 79.
[01/29/24 12:00:16] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:40:50 towards level 80.
[01/29/24 14:17:15] Misza was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:35:14 towards level 73.
[01/29/24 15:20:01] ColonelPanic001 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:06:04 from level 55.
[01/29/24 15:48:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Misza's tunic! Misza's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/24 16:20:19] zbe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:17:51 from level 89.
[01/29/24 16:25:20] SirNeo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:40 towards level 67.
[01/29/24 17:09:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on scumola's tunic! scumola's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/29/24 18:07:34] Wam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:11:29 towards level 77.
[01/29/24 20:20:24] gusto found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:38:18 towards level 69.
[01/29/24 20:20:30] LetMeKnow was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:11 from level 37.
[01/29/24 20:49:42] Notir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:27:08 towards level 76.
[01/29/24 21:06:59] justpink was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:21 from level 37.
[01/29/24 21:15:23] buzel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:09 towards level 83.
[01/29/24 21:22:37] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:29:06 towards level 74.
[01/29/24 22:19:26] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:06:55 towards level 84.
[01/29/24 22:57:10] vegadark found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:45:33 towards level 87.
[01/29/24 23:14:20] Misza bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:40:42 towards level 73.
[01/29/24 23:28:57] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:32:22 towards level 87.
[01/29/24 23:29:39] crysis found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:06 towards level 69.
[01/30/24 00:13:35] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:16:43 towards level 74.
[01/30/24 01:22:31] MadMan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:28:37 towards level 74.
[01/30/24 01:38:02] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 14:09:09 towards level 70.
[01/30/24 02:29:22] BastelBot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:57:14 towards level 86.
[01/30/24 03:07:25] Pinkman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:41:34 towards level 78.
[01/30/24 03:15:25] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:36 towards level 82.
[01/30/24 05:14:45] alexlehm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:19:36 towards level 64.
[01/30/24 05:15:12] KindOne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:02 towards level 74.
[01/30/24 05:28:03] idlegood was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:14:03 towards level 75.
[01/30/24 06:27:35] HollowWasp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:34 towards level 43.
[01/30/24 06:34:34] nathan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nathan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/24 06:37:20] Dex ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:27:46 from level 42.
[01/30/24 07:01:57] pastly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pastly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/24 07:31:28] kzootech gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:58:06 towards level 73.
[01/30/24 09:08:19] tass bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:47:51 towards level 60.
[01/30/24 09:27:02] anarcat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:20:48 towards level 86.
[01/30/24 10:34:45] io was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:12:37 from level 89.
[01/30/24 10:41:26] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:32:19 towards level 85.
[01/30/24 11:02:54] Khorne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:33:57 towards level 90.
[01/30/24 11:52:46] Silvanus_Betrium burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Silvanus_Betrium's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/30/24 12:11:15] boscage had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:16 towards level 62.
[01/30/24 14:12:47] tass bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:10:38 towards level 60.
[01/30/24 15:02:23] Garg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:42 towards level 59.
[01/30/24 15:27:41] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:53 towards level 78.
[01/30/24 15:35:47] bfft's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bfft's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/24 15:39:02] vegadark walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:45:53 from level 87.
[01/30/24 15:50:23] zbe's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zbe's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/30/24 17:23:39] Tenedos has dealt gradator a Critical Strike! 5 days, 09:08:30 is added to gradator's clock.
[01/30/24 17:28:07] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:57:11 towards level 86.
[01/30/24 17:38:06] Cockatrice discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:14:44 towards level 72.
[01/30/24 17:45:32] Tenedos found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:50:18 towards level 72.
[01/30/24 18:02:44] xarvatium ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:33 from level 43.
[01/30/24 18:07:45] MadMan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:44 towards level 74.
[01/30/24 18:14:32] Reilly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:59:15 towards level 65.
[01/30/24 18:30:29] Zed_Spiker fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:24:51 from level 58.
[01/30/24 18:44:27] kptr met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 06:01:12 from level 84.
[01/30/24 19:00:38] mordac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:43 towards level 81.
[01/30/24 20:21:46] thornrag walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:33:16 from level 80.
[01/30/24 20:46:02] Jens was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:16:57 towards level 75.
[01/30/24 20:54:47] GRIZZLYMAN fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:47:24 from level 63.
[01/30/24 21:40:16] soltys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:45:41 towards level 88.
[01/30/24 21:50:05] ColonelPanic001 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:49 towards level 55.
[01/30/24 22:20:13] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:53 towards level 74.
[01/30/24 22:25:24] Garg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:24:40 towards level 59.
[01/30/24 22:45:34] yNos was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:29:37 towards level 79.
[01/30/24 23:04:21] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:21 towards level 69.
[01/30/24 23:54:45] gideonstar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:13 towards level 58.
[01/31/24 00:00:04] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:59:57 towards level 82.
[01/31/24 00:06:17] ColonelPanic001 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:32 towards level 55.
[01/31/24 00:21:37] xarvatium found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:12 towards level 44.
[01/31/24 00:57:04] roosterphant got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:04:50 towards level 55.
[01/31/24 01:25:58] The local wizard imbued BlueJay's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! BlueJay's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/24 01:46:24] Khorne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:24:33 towards level 90.
[01/31/24 02:44:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kenyon's tunic! kenyon's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/24 02:57:10] buzel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:41:56 towards level 83.
[01/31/24 03:07:42] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:19:11 towards level 88.
[01/31/24 03:52:56] HollowWasp's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! HollowWasp's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/31/24 04:36:58] thatmint tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:42 towards level 66.
[01/31/24 05:32:02] JigmeDatse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:09:03 towards level 68.
[01/31/24 05:41:13] GRIZZLYMAN was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:10:52 towards level 63.
[01/31/24 05:47:51] Malvolio met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:48:08 from level 62.
[01/31/24 05:50:36] aqsd got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:58:21 from level 80.
[01/31/24 06:04:07] Aksej reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Aksej's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/24 06:08:38] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:35:17 towards level 84.
[01/31/24 06:18:38] d4n13L reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! d4n13L's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/24 06:55:32] RussellB was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:13 from level 82.
[01/31/24 06:56:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on simple's tunic! simple's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/24 06:58:20] blobdog burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! blobdog's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/31/24 07:30:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sc's tunic! sc's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/24 07:48:43] Ancalagon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ancalagon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/24 09:13:36] Lnk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:35:32 towards level 92.
[01/31/24 09:51:13] Notir was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:18:56 from level 76.
[01/31/24 10:54:58] Ungoliant walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:39:33 from level 74.
[01/31/24 10:56:10] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:50:26 towards level 83.
[01/31/24 13:45:52] io reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! io's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/24 13:57:01] shikhin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:59:15 towards level 85.
[01/31/24 13:58:46] Tangles was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:45:54 towards level 79.
[01/31/24 14:04:54] RussellB ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:09:08 from level 82.
[01/31/24 14:10:34] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:04:29 towards level 88.
[01/31/24 14:30:52] Stevland was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:55:25 from level 78.
[01/31/24 15:11:00] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:45:12 towards level 70.
[01/31/24 15:40:51] GRIZZLYMAN was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:15:16 from level 63.
[01/31/24 16:01:01] tscherer found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:43 towards level 52.
[01/31/24 19:48:34] kenyon walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:30:49 from level 86.
[01/31/24 19:52:12] sam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:53:54 towards level 78.
[01/31/24 21:03:54] opcode was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:15 towards level 53.
[01/31/24 21:05:58] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:43:28 towards level 79.
[01/31/24 22:06:44] vectr0n was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:31 towards level 69.
[01/31/24 22:09:38] Matthew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:04:28 towards level 65.
[01/31/24 23:15:55] Soulwhisper found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:24 towards level 41.
[01/31/24 23:50:03] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:55 towards level 87.
[02/01/24 00:13:06] pastly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:59 towards level 56.
[02/01/24 01:23:56] The local wizard imbued DontEvenPeek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DontEvenPeek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/24 01:31:59] Zed_Spiker was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:05:38 from level 58.
[02/01/24 02:13:39] zifnab06 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:45 towards level 76.
[02/01/24 02:16:22] kptr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:39:27 towards level 84.
[02/01/24 02:23:27] nathan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:59:18 from level 57.
[02/01/24 02:46:44] ChowderKeg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:11:12 towards level 86.
[02/01/24 06:39:33] Tabmow has dealt xarvatium a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:40:42 is added to xarvatium's clock.
[02/01/24 06:46:59] sam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:32:58 from level 78.
[02/01/24 07:42:00] d4n13L was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:03:53 towards level 80.
[02/01/24 07:52:42] tsr was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:54:09 from level 80.
[02/01/24 08:20:03] Kurenai's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kurenai's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/24 08:40:02] TimeWarp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:32:47 towards level 73.
[02/01/24 08:51:41] Cirdan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:34:30 towards level 86.
[02/01/24 08:55:42] HollowWasp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:32 towards level 44.
[02/01/24 09:03:17] Deathgrim hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:18 towards level 38.
[02/01/24 09:35:20] Gorek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:44:43 towards level 86.
[02/01/24 09:43:21] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:21:29 towards level 74.
[02/01/24 10:10:43] Fraiyr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:05 towards level 27.
[02/01/24 10:21:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on GRIZZLYMAN's tunic! GRIZZLYMAN's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/24 11:19:35] rawgreaze gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:02:27 towards level 75.
[02/01/24 12:06:53] idleevil bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:08:08 towards level 74.
[02/01/24 12:28:08] Ancalagon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:44:17 from level 62.
[02/01/24 12:37:32] Feras had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:37 towards level 54.
[02/01/24 12:52:33] Fraiyr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:16 towards level 27.
[02/01/24 12:57:55] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:30:48 from level 62.
[02/01/24 13:03:36] Zaratustra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:27:47 from level 74.
[02/01/24 13:14:04] Cockatrice was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:19 towards level 72.
[02/01/24 13:57:12] slim was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:36:00 from level 74.
[02/01/24 15:14:27] Kurenai's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kurenai's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/24 15:18:50] anarcat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:04 towards level 86.
[02/01/24 16:32:44] jfcaron slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jfcaron's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/24 16:32:59] Stevland's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Stevland's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/01/24 16:50:12] Puff was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:42 towards level 80.
[02/01/24 18:14:55] crysis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:43:12 towards level 70.
[02/01/24 18:15:16] Wolf walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:28:20 from level 87.
[02/01/24 18:40:45] gendish met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:55:34 from level 55.
[02/01/24 19:13:06] tswsl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 14:10:58 towards level 85.
[02/01/24 19:47:17] muirrum was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:02:26 towards level 62.
[02/01/24 19:59:20] Kritzefitz ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 21:58:02 from level 81.
[02/01/24 20:08:53] Daikojun gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:11 towards level 61.
[02/01/24 20:57:38] tmberg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 32 days, 23:13:12 from level 78.
[02/01/24 21:23:52] style burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! style's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/01/24 23:18:42] Cirdan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:27:50 towards level 86.
[02/02/24 00:03:29] solarsparq's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! solarsparq's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/24 00:17:45] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:44:25 towards level 82.
[02/02/24 00:25:51] laama got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:21:42 towards level 84.
[02/02/24 01:02:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cadfael's tunic! cadfael's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/24 01:06:43] canton7 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:36:11 towards level 80.
[02/02/24 01:10:08] csc2ya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:44:48 towards level 64.
[02/02/24 01:22:50] nya ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:11:44 from level 82.
[02/02/24 01:49:20] StalkR ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:35:28 from level 83.
[02/02/24 01:55:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Khorne's tunic! Khorne's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/24 02:09:55] Celediel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:23:06 towards level 57.
[02/02/24 03:10:34] roosterphant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:53 towards level 55.
[02/02/24 03:21:13] SirNeo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:43:28 towards level 68.
[02/02/24 04:21:02] Chuck was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:38:20 towards level 79.
[02/02/24 04:41:45] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:34 towards level 76.
[02/02/24 04:59:23] boscage was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:03 from level 62.
[02/02/24 06:07:58] Celediel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:08:38 towards level 57.
[02/02/24 06:23:02] Minus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:13:20 towards level 76.
[02/02/24 07:40:38] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:35:03 towards level 86.
[02/02/24 07:56:24] PanamaCity3003 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:01 towards level 42.
[02/02/24 08:01:52] mordac was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:26:18 from level 81.
[02/02/24 08:15:16] "\@_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:43 towards level 84.
[02/02/24 08:40:55] Fraiyr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:13 from level 29.
[02/02/24 09:30:26] hugga discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:38 towards level 71.
[02/02/24 10:49:16] jacquesssss bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:58:49 towards level 56.
[02/02/24 11:18:47] jjasghar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:33:23 towards level 74.
[02/02/24 11:26:52] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:00 towards level 85.
[02/02/24 11:53:35] nowz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:28 towards level 61.
[02/02/24 11:55:50] csc2ya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:20:56 towards level 64.
[02/02/24 12:20:53] n0ssh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:56:56 towards level 60.
[02/02/24 12:21:02] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:37 towards level 78.
[02/02/24 12:28:10] CodeGeek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:11:24 from level 83.
[02/02/24 12:40:52] gradator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:11:12 towards level 84.
[02/02/24 12:41:31] nawcom was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:56 towards level 80.
[02/02/24 14:29:22] Daikojun was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:34 towards level 61.
[02/02/24 14:29:46] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:42:09 towards level 81.
[02/02/24 15:00:17] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:37:57 towards level 86.
[02/02/24 15:07:58] MELOONi ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:05:02 from level 78.
[02/02/24 16:31:47] hdm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:06:59 from level 89.
[02/02/24 16:43:06] Erwinstein was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:45 towards level 44.
[02/02/24 17:13:28] Ancalagon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:36:38 towards level 62.
[02/02/24 17:19:15] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:45 towards level 82.
[02/02/24 18:31:10] style discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:24 towards level 70.
[02/02/24 19:15:05] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:51:24 towards level 89.
[02/02/24 19:43:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yNos's tunic! yNos's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/02/24 19:47:32] thornrag was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:45:31 from level 80.
[02/02/24 19:48:50] Chuck was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:25:18 towards level 79.
[02/02/24 19:54:38] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:51 towards level 80.
[02/02/24 20:18:25] olsner was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:36:09 from level 59.
[02/02/24 20:19:40] Asara ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:44:34 from level 85.
[02/02/24 20:29:04] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:28:07 towards level 81.
[02/02/24 22:25:48] heisenbug was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:38:11 from level 87.
[02/02/24 22:47:32] CodeGeek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:37 towards level 83.
[02/02/24 22:49:21] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:14:52 towards level 89.
[02/02/24 23:37:09] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:32:41 towards level 87.
[02/03/24 00:14:47] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:40 towards level 85.
[02/03/24 00:43:18] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:38 towards level 82.
[02/03/24 00:46:07] MadMan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:07:30 towards level 74.
[02/03/24 01:04:29] idleevil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:45:15 towards level 74.
[02/03/24 01:12:25] hax404 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:41:07 from level 80.
[02/03/24 01:16:58] Drin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:45:58 towards level 77.
[02/03/24 01:25:27] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:59 towards level 83.
[02/03/24 01:43:22] bananaboat spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bananaboat's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/24 02:39:24] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:08:19 towards level 74.
[02/03/24 03:22:47] CaptainS122 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:41 towards level 40.
[02/03/24 03:24:41] Kody caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:26 towards level 55.
[02/03/24 04:29:42] Gangsterish's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Gangsterish's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/24 04:48:51] Tenedos's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Tenedos's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/24 05:15:03] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:15:59 towards level 79.
[02/03/24 05:43:54] scumola walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:16:19 from level 79.
[02/03/24 07:11:31] canton7 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:06:30 towards level 80.
[02/03/24 08:02:56] nowz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:30:17 towards level 61.
[02/03/24 09:24:24] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:02:28 towards level 78.
[02/03/24 10:36:45] Sario's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Sario's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/24 11:07:20] bfft caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:02 towards level 65.
[02/03/24 11:13:04] alephnull was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:25 towards level 62.
[02/03/24 11:37:18] gildarts was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:50:49 towards level 79.
[02/03/24 11:46:32] Kody ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:03:46 from level 55.
[02/03/24 11:49:08] Deathgrim hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:36 towards level 39.
[02/03/24 12:14:00] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:13:15 towards level 84.
[02/03/24 12:24:39] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:18 towards level 74.
[02/03/24 12:53:43] yNos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:56:39 towards level 79.
[02/03/24 13:21:53] Kayn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:47 towards level 39.
[02/03/24 13:53:09] pfoley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:23:54 towards level 78.
[02/03/24 14:25:05] ColonelPanic001 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:42:02 towards level 56.
[02/03/24 14:52:32] nawcom fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:13 from level 80.
[02/03/24 15:34:22] Tenedos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:00:12 towards level 72.
[02/03/24 16:30:11] GilbertErik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:54:50 towards level 73.
[02/03/24 16:59:25] The local wizard imbued hugga's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hugga's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/24 17:21:11] buzel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! buzel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/24 17:26:00] Daikojun has dealt kzootech a Critical Strike! 14 days, 01:49:27 is added to kzootech's clock.
[02/03/24 18:33:07] Feras caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:51 towards level 54.
[02/03/24 18:51:26] nya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:30:50 towards level 82.
[02/03/24 19:12:16] KindOne was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:19 from level 74.
[02/03/24 20:09:13] Tenedos ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:59:20 from level 72.
[02/03/24 20:29:53] Cockatrice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:15:29 towards level 72.
[02/03/24 20:58:35] Khorne was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:45:25 from level 90.
[02/03/24 21:03:46] Platonides was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:03:08 from level 74.
[02/03/24 21:10:06] io had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:12:14 towards level 89.
[02/03/24 22:50:57] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:12:43 towards level 89.
[02/03/24 22:51:21] kenyon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:04:01 from level 86.
[02/03/24 23:09:25] IFireflyl's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! IFireflyl's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/24 23:15:50] Xenthys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:38:57 towards level 63.
[02/03/24 23:15:53] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:04:34 towards level 62.
[02/03/24 23:34:19] Pinkman ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:55:12 from level 78.
[02/03/24 23:37:50] SirNeo has dealt Celediel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:05:04 is added to Celediel's clock.
[02/04/24 02:38:38] Ungoliant hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:08 towards level 74.
[02/04/24 03:20:12] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 15:58:09 towards level 90.
[02/04/24 03:53:06] Gorek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:00:49 towards level 86.
[02/04/24 04:11:19] gildarts discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:46:35 towards level 79.
[02/04/24 04:52:05] Tabmow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:19:11 from level 74.
[02/04/24 05:08:51] ChowderKeg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:01:28 towards level 86.
[02/04/24 05:25:52] Forud was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:20 towards level 82.
[02/04/24 05:40:23] TimWolla found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:44:18 towards level 90.
[02/04/24 05:43:36] vegadark ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:05:17 from level 87.
[02/04/24 05:55:30] DontEvenPeek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:37:20 towards level 66.
[02/04/24 06:10:45] Asara ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 07:50:24 from level 86.
[02/04/24 06:27:14] PanamaCity3003 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:07:59 from level 42.
[02/04/24 06:28:29] BastelBot discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:57:05 towards level 86.
[02/04/24 07:10:28] nawcom was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:05 from level 80.
[02/04/24 07:10:49] zifnab06 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:51:38 towards level 76.
[02/04/24 07:21:46] OobSaco was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:22 towards level 55.
[02/04/24 07:42:06] EddieT137 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:46:34 from level 78.
[02/04/24 08:14:10] Omega bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:54:36 towards level 77.
[02/04/24 08:31:15] hax404's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hax404's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/04/24 09:14:19] eising was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:52:25 towards level 84.
[02/04/24 09:53:01] allo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:49:16 from level 85.
[02/04/24 10:04:01] gradator was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:34:37 from level 84.
[02/04/24 10:29:10] PanamaCity3003 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:44 from level 42.
[02/04/24 10:42:01] Kayn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:38 towards level 39.
[02/04/24 11:30:34] mute has dealt philipp__ a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:40:23 is added to philipp__'s clock.
[02/04/24 11:37:56] Ancalagon was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:51:49 from level 62.
[02/04/24 11:45:55] philipp__ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:34:42 towards level 51.
[02/04/24 12:26:30] justpink's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! justpink's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/04/24 13:19:06] Cockatrice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:24:58 towards level 72.
[02/04/24 13:30:18] style had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:10:31 towards level 70.
[02/04/24 13:53:05] Wam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:24 towards level 77.
[02/04/24 14:00:42] csc2ya was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:34:38 towards level 64.
[02/04/24 14:02:37] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:08:49 towards level 79.
[02/04/24 14:21:11] TimWolla's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TimWolla's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/04/24 14:59:14] anarcat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:03:51 towards level 86.
[02/04/24 15:38:26] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:41 towards level 76.
[02/04/24 15:58:22] Kurenai got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:57:02 from level 74.
[02/04/24 16:12:07] spex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:53:52 towards level 83.
[02/04/24 16:29:17] Shinzon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:00:57 from level 48.
[02/04/24 16:43:26] Wolf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:15:27 towards level 87.
[02/04/24 17:06:41] buzel has dealt alephnull a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:45:48 is added to alephnull's clock.
[02/04/24 17:08:53] Thorael reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Thorael's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/04/24 17:17:01] SirNeo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:55:11 from level 68.
[02/04/24 17:45:37] Mat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:35:58 from level 65.
[02/04/24 18:06:49] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:46:53 towards level 84.
[02/04/24 18:12:41] Lnk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:06:21 towards level 92.
[02/04/24 18:27:27] sc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:01:56 towards level 90.
[02/04/24 19:18:55] Wam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:49 towards level 77.
[02/04/24 19:56:34] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:28 towards level 87.
[02/04/24 20:11:28] caeli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:35:22 towards level 86.
[02/04/24 20:17:06] Cirdan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:06:25 from level 86.
[02/04/24 21:14:49] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:02:22 towards level 78.
[02/04/24 21:45:39] opcode was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:35 towards level 53.
[02/04/24 21:49:40] idleevil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:08:09 towards level 74.
[02/04/24 22:06:06] signofzeta found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:09 towards level 76.
[02/04/24 22:33:00] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:53:52 towards level 83.
[02/04/24 22:49:16] Kayn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:20 towards level 40.
[02/04/24 23:34:48] tsr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:50 towards level 80.
[02/04/24 23:50:31] Acolarh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:46:54 towards level 84.
[02/05/24 00:07:35] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:03 towards level 74.
[02/05/24 00:13:16] Visievion's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Visievion's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/24 00:22:57] Forud slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Forud's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/05/24 00:29:05] Lnk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:40:41 from level 92.
[02/05/24 00:44:32] CaptainS122 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:28 towards level 41.
[02/05/24 01:10:17] bfft bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:32 towards level 65.
[02/05/24 01:39:48] idleevil was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:31:57 from level 74.
[02/05/24 01:58:59] Kody found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:56 towards level 55.
[02/05/24 01:59:41] h00k found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:53:44 towards level 61.
[02/05/24 02:10:43] io had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:02:29 towards level 89.
[02/05/24 02:13:41] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:47:57 towards level 83.
[02/05/24 03:28:36] jayvee's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jayvee's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/24 03:41:08] happymeal got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:47 towards level 60.
[02/05/24 03:43:24] grangerstranger was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:59:41 towards level 54.
[02/05/24 03:57:24] jjasghar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:58 towards level 74.
[02/05/24 04:30:34] Reilly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:47:00 towards level 65.
[02/05/24 04:40:45] Chuck caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:34:10 towards level 79.
[02/05/24 05:45:55] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:18:07 towards level 88.
[02/05/24 06:00:35] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:38:47 towards level 80.
[02/05/24 06:16:24] Kachin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:45:59 from level 78.
[02/05/24 06:30:55] bfft had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:01 towards level 65.
[02/05/24 07:25:29] Chuck discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:55 towards level 79.
[02/05/24 07:48:00] Gangsterish gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:47 towards level 60.
[02/05/24 08:24:08] Acolarh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:39:13 from level 84.
[02/05/24 08:26:36] pastly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:52:53 towards level 56.
[02/05/24 08:32:53] grangerstranger found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:37:29 towards level 54.
[02/05/24 09:32:01] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:16:49 towards level 74.
[02/05/24 09:58:12] bananaboat has dealt DontEvenPeek a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:07:49 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[02/05/24 10:15:26] roosterphant gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:50 towards level 55.
[02/05/24 10:20:33] vectr0n's charm ate a bolt of lightning! vectr0n's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/24 10:21:15] ColonelPanic001 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:02:59 from level 56.
[02/05/24 10:25:43] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:14:21 towards level 89.
[02/05/24 11:53:34] philipp__ discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:02 towards level 51.
[02/05/24 11:55:40] DontEvenPeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:10:56 towards level 66.
[02/05/24 12:02:21] boscage discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:20:38 towards level 63.
[02/05/24 12:17:02] DontEvenPeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:35:32 towards level 66.
[02/05/24 12:52:16] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:59:17 towards level 79.
[02/05/24 13:32:41] aqsd's charm ate a bolt of lightning! aqsd's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/24 14:10:51] t3chn0 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:09:40 towards level 82.
[02/05/24 14:51:01] jacob1 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:38:30 from level 89.
[02/05/24 15:48:13] el was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:07:08 towards level 82.
[02/05/24 16:26:02] ZOTTA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:07:25 towards level 77.
[02/05/24 16:26:14] OobSaco walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:55 from level 55.
[02/05/24 17:11:29] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:37 towards level 82.
[02/05/24 17:13:29] mute found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:34 towards level 33.
[02/05/24 17:17:31] opcode walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:37 from level 53.
[02/05/24 17:18:31] Notir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:01:56 towards level 76.
[02/05/24 18:39:26] buzel ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:53:56 from level 84.
[02/05/24 20:01:32] Daikojun was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:09:42 towards level 62.
[02/05/24 20:24:02] xarvatium had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:37 towards level 45.
[02/05/24 20:37:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ion's tunic! ion's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/05/24 22:07:05] justpink tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:29 towards level 40.
[02/05/24 22:17:52] tomhek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:09:08 towards level 84.
[02/05/24 23:47:34] dbx12 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:14:01 towards level 64.
[02/06/24 00:40:02] RussellB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:00:25 towards level 83.
[02/06/24 01:50:38] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:45 towards level 85.
[02/06/24 02:03:07] freeboson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:58 towards level 82.
[02/06/24 02:21:41] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:37:23 towards level 78.
[02/06/24 02:27:40] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:44 towards level 82.
[02/06/24 03:23:02] TheSilentLink was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 11:34:51 from level 75.
[02/06/24 03:33:23] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:27:24 towards level 82.
[02/06/24 04:29:02] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:50 towards level 90.
[02/06/24 05:24:52] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:47:01 towards level 84.
[02/06/24 06:41:57] washclof was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:05:36 from level 91.
[02/06/24 07:13:17] dwfreed was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:05:31 from level 86.
[02/06/24 07:29:53] boscage was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:04:15 towards level 63.
[02/06/24 08:09:33] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:47:11 towards level 85.
[02/06/24 08:10:42] Nuae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:54:17 towards level 73.
[02/06/24 08:15:13] rawgreaze tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:23:58 towards level 75.
[02/06/24 09:04:56] ToHellWithGA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:16:03 towards level 86.
[02/06/24 09:44:46] Garg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:35 towards level 59.
[02/06/24 10:02:17] roosterphant was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:54:38 from level 55.
[02/06/24 10:22:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MELOONi's tunic! MELOONi's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/06/24 10:33:12] The local wizard imbued justpink's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! justpink's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/06/24 10:33:36] \dev\ice bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:20:15 towards level 69.
[02/06/24 10:50:13] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:14:39 towards level 82.
[02/06/24 10:54:26] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:03 towards level 65.
[02/06/24 11:12:57] "\@_ tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:03:27 towards level 85.
[02/06/24 11:59:23] olsner was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:12:13 towards level 60.
[02/06/24 13:05:00] pfoley has dealt yano a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:15:01 is added to yano's clock.
[02/06/24 13:10:19] Nuae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:10:40 towards level 73.
[02/06/24 13:42:00] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:49:26 towards level 80.
[02/06/24 13:57:28] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MetaNova's tunic! MetaNova's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/06/24 14:12:29] boscage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:39:51 towards level 63.
[02/06/24 14:35:11] allo ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:27:06 from level 85.
[02/06/24 14:39:31] ZOTTA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:36:16 towards level 77.
[02/06/24 15:06:38] MetaNova hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:27 towards level 81.
[02/06/24 15:57:48] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:09 towards level 79.
[02/06/24 16:20:00] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:21:02 towards level 76.
[02/06/24 19:11:54] TimeWarp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:22 from level 73.
[02/06/24 20:04:21] misha was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:10:31 from level 89.
[02/06/24 20:16:15] bg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/06/24 20:30:31] jjasghar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:07 towards level 74.
[02/06/24 20:40:27] Notir fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:59:18 from level 76.
[02/06/24 20:48:20] Minus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:07:48 towards level 76.
[02/06/24 21:01:29] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:25:57 towards level 89.
[02/06/24 21:13:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Notir's tunic! Notir's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/06/24 21:27:02] ColonelPanic001 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:27:27 from level 56.
[02/06/24 21:42:23] Celediel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:46 towards level 57.
[02/06/24 21:55:47] gradator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:37 towards level 84.
[02/06/24 22:34:45] scumola found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:12:56 towards level 79.
[02/07/24 00:03:44] gusto ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:47:26 from level 69.
[02/07/24 00:33:52] gradator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:42 towards level 84.
[02/07/24 00:35:25] happymeal ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:16:48 from level 61.
[02/07/24 00:37:05] DividedByZero was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:38:45 towards level 53.
[02/07/24 00:39:29] Misza found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:32:23 towards level 73.
[02/07/24 00:58:12] Gorek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Gorek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/24 01:08:03] boscage was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:53:55 from level 63.
[02/07/24 02:21:50] caeli was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:40 towards level 86.
[02/07/24 03:16:22] Soulwhisper found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:24 towards level 43.
[02/07/24 03:59:45] BlueJay discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:26 towards level 53.
[02/07/24 05:04:27] Malvolio was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:48:56 towards level 62.
[02/07/24 06:46:36] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:07 towards level 86.
[02/07/24 08:08:47] yNos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:31 towards level 79.
[02/07/24 09:03:27] nathan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:01:32 towards level 58.
[02/07/24 09:07:46] chadgpt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:14 towards level 41.
[02/07/24 10:43:31] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:30 towards level 79.
[02/07/24 11:09:28] idlegood was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:21:51 towards level 75.
[02/07/24 11:23:58] happymeal was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:48:23 from level 61.
[02/07/24 11:38:40] StalkR bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:44:10 towards level 83.
[02/07/24 12:09:54] Zed_Spiker found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:53:39 towards level 58.
[02/07/24 12:24:10] Pinkman was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:45:21 from level 78.
[02/07/24 12:48:37] io has dealt BlueJay a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:05:10 is added to BlueJay's clock.
[02/07/24 13:23:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pyre's tunic! pyre's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/24 14:55:52] Stevland reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Stevland's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/07/24 16:10:37] ZOTTA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:13:24 towards level 77.
[02/07/24 16:19:58] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:53:28 towards level 85.
[02/07/24 16:59:44] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:32 towards level 90.
[02/07/24 17:08:38] TimeWarp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:56:34 towards level 74.
[02/07/24 17:40:01] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:20 towards level 81.
[02/07/24 17:47:35] GRIZZLYMAN was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:36:55 from level 63.
[02/07/24 18:34:25] olsner has dealt spex a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:26:54 is added to spex's clock.
[02/07/24 18:51:44] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:50:31 towards level 82.
[02/07/24 18:59:52] MELOONi was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:09:14 from level 78.
[02/07/24 19:24:40] freeboson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:54:33 from level 82.
[02/07/24 19:27:13] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:38:05 towards level 70.
[02/07/24 19:43:29] Affliction burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Affliction's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/07/24 21:04:08] Platonides got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:40:15 from level 74.
[02/07/24 21:59:00] misha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:16:28 towards level 89.
[02/07/24 22:13:10] Nuae has dealt CompanionCube a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:56:33 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[02/07/24 22:27:32] Crazycatlady tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:03:41 towards level 85.
[02/07/24 22:55:14] JigmeDatse ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:14:56 from level 68.
[02/07/24 23:21:41] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:19:43 towards level 79.
[02/08/24 00:07:16] simple found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:28:52 towards level 79.
[02/08/24 00:41:27] VonToutCourt reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! VonToutCourt's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/24 01:24:18] Mat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:30:42 towards level 65.
[02/08/24 02:35:19] Neil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:59:45 towards level 64.
[02/08/24 03:32:35] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:43:37 towards level 89.
[02/08/24 03:41:26] blobdog tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:24 towards level 58.
[02/08/24 03:53:55] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:03:35 towards level 80.
[02/08/24 03:57:17] Omega had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:47:53 towards level 77.
[02/08/24 04:27:45] Malvolio found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:24:46 towards level 62.
[02/08/24 04:30:24] kzootech was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:29:34 towards level 73.
[02/08/24 04:54:31] zifnab06 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:47:53 towards level 76.
[02/08/24 04:57:01] muirrum found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:15:08 towards level 63.
[02/08/24 05:29:49] happymeal found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:23:15 towards level 61.
[02/08/24 06:47:14] chadgpt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:07 towards level 42.
[02/08/24 07:03:36] tsr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:56:13 from level 80.
[02/08/24 07:16:18] spex has dealt heisenbug a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:52:09 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/08/24 08:45:25] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:56 towards level 59.
[02/08/24 08:52:50] alephnull met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:15:44 from level 63.
[02/08/24 09:29:20] ZOTTA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:03:57 towards level 77.
[02/08/24 09:35:31] Omega had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:44:41 towards level 77.
[02/08/24 09:44:25] olsner's charm ate a bolt of lightning! olsner's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/24 11:02:13] IFireflyl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:57:37 from level 60.
[02/08/24 12:16:26] csc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:51 towards level 29.
[02/08/24 12:16:32] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:58:38 towards level 82.
[02/08/24 12:53:22] Shinzon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Shinzon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/24 12:56:53] yNos bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:13:57 towards level 79.
[02/08/24 13:10:54] dbx12 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:15 towards level 64.
[02/08/24 13:26:19] kzootech was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:01:04 from level 73.
[02/08/24 13:33:48] jayvee was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 06:49:13 towards level 80.
[02/08/24 14:34:25] Minus was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:30:36 from level 76.
[02/08/24 14:52:03] Ungoliant was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:31:07 towards level 75.
[02/08/24 15:04:30] gusto found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:08 towards level 69.
[02/08/24 15:21:01] yano was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:26 towards level 85.
[02/08/24 15:32:07] thatmint was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:44:18 from level 67.
[02/08/24 16:53:49] BlueJay got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:22 towards level 53.
[02/08/24 17:09:42] Tabmow ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:50:53 from level 74.
[02/08/24 17:37:21] ahmubashshir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:24:45 towards level 69.
[02/08/24 17:47:44] DontEvenPeek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:44:22 from level 66.
[02/08/24 17:54:40] nya ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:13:19 from level 82.
[02/08/24 18:25:36] kzootech was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:11:33 towards level 73.
[02/08/24 18:40:15] dyvonna had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:13 towards level 79.
[02/08/24 20:05:21] justpink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:15:47 towards level 42.
[02/08/24 21:33:56] sky reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sky's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/24 22:07:01] MetaNova had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:35:18 towards level 81.
[02/08/24 22:27:59] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:06:38 towards level 85.
[02/08/24 22:41:38] Stevland was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:21:39 towards level 79.
[02/08/24 22:48:22] Omega caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:38:48 towards level 77.
[02/08/24 23:31:29] MadMan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:28:15 from level 74.
[02/08/24 23:35:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on realguy's tunic! realguy's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/24 01:58:58] yNos discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:37 towards level 79.
[02/09/24 02:48:31] n0ssh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:43:57 towards level 60.
[02/09/24 03:18:33] csc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:27 towards level 30.
[02/09/24 03:21:15] ToHellWithGA has dealt PanamaCity3003 a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:09:46 is added to PanamaCity3003's clock.
[02/09/24 04:07:50] ZOTTA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:57:53 towards level 77.
[02/09/24 04:21:20] gusto was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:49:10 from level 69.
[02/09/24 04:54:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on OobSaco's tunic! OobSaco's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/24 05:49:34] Puff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:25:38 towards level 80.
[02/09/24 05:52:59] u4ia was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:37:39 from level 54.
[02/09/24 06:44:14] soltys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:35:45 towards level 88.
[02/09/24 07:07:41] Ancalagon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:58:31 from level 62.
[02/09/24 08:35:35] Ancalagon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:58:18 from level 62.
[02/09/24 08:53:52] dyvonna caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:38 towards level 79.
[02/09/24 09:20:30] mute found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:26 towards level 37.
[02/09/24 09:45:57] u4ia's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! u4ia's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/09/24 09:55:05] sco1 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sco1's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/24 10:41:31] t3chn0 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:47:30 towards level 82.
[02/09/24 10:45:26] Kayn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:52 towards level 41.
[02/09/24 10:57:20] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:59 towards level 87.
[02/09/24 11:18:54] The local wizard imbued d4n13L's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! d4n13L's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/24 11:35:04] RussellB met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:13:48 from level 83.
[02/09/24 11:50:16] BastelBot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 01:51:18 towards level 86.
[02/09/24 12:22:40] dodecahedron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:19:30 from level 55.
[02/09/24 12:57:33] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:02 towards level 89.
[02/09/24 12:58:58] el was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:07:27 towards level 82.
[02/09/24 13:02:25] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cockatrice's tunic! Cockatrice's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/24 13:28:59] allo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:36:33 towards level 85.
[02/09/24 13:39:43] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:23:04 towards level 89.
[02/09/24 14:22:20] Xenthys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:39:21 towards level 63.
[02/09/24 14:30:47] SSLbits got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:25:04 from level 73.
[02/09/24 14:56:59] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:35:22 towards level 89.
[02/09/24 15:01:18] Acolarh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:18:37 towards level 84.
[02/09/24 15:06:46] OobSaco got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:34:32 towards level 56.
[02/09/24 15:13:03] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:57:59 towards level 86.
[02/09/24 15:14:18] Notir got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:35:19 from level 76.
[02/09/24 16:33:10] DrinkyBird tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:38:36 towards level 87.
[02/09/24 17:55:41] gusto was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:12 from level 69.
[02/09/24 19:08:16] sky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:43:34 towards level 83.
[02/09/24 19:19:01] Kritzefitz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:25:32 towards level 81.
[02/09/24 20:18:59] Neil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:08:12 towards level 64.
[02/09/24 20:29:20] HollowWasp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:12 towards level 46.
[02/09/24 20:44:50] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:30 towards level 84.
[02/09/24 20:50:31] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:13:57 towards level 75.
[02/09/24 21:15:34] DontEvenPeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:45:25 towards level 66.
[02/09/24 21:26:28] Kritzefitz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:49:37 towards level 81.
[02/09/24 21:26:49] alexlehm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:50 towards level 64.
[02/09/24 21:30:08] Chuck was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:46 from level 79.
[02/09/24 21:59:08] The local wizard imbued noex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! noex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/09/24 22:30:01] nathan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:17 towards level 58.
[02/09/24 22:31:04] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:54:34 from level 83.
[02/09/24 23:18:06] blobdog was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:48:52 towards level 59.
[02/09/24 23:48:29] Drin's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Drin's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/24 01:08:49] eising found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:49:06 towards level 84.
[02/10/24 01:23:23] Tenorman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:15:32 towards level 75.
[02/10/24 01:48:29] Chuck was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:29 towards level 79.
[02/10/24 01:55:16] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:41:35 from level 80.
[02/10/24 02:10:22] boscage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:27:12 towards level 63.
[02/10/24 02:20:28] TimWolla got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:43:55 from level 90.
[02/10/24 03:19:49] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:33:00 from level 74.
[02/10/24 03:32:43] allo ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:54:17 from level 85.
[02/10/24 04:35:51] _sh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 11:55:36 from level 90.
[02/10/24 05:33:38] sc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:22:04 from level 90.
[02/10/24 06:20:51] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:55 towards level 84.
[02/10/24 07:23:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hdm's tunic! hdm's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/24 07:28:11] sam has dealt nowz a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:08:43 is added to nowz's clock.
[02/10/24 07:39:01] Daikojun ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:51:19 from level 62.
[02/10/24 07:41:08] Kayn was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:19:35 from level 42.
[02/10/24 07:50:28] Platonides burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Platonides's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/24 08:15:38] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:22 towards level 75.
[02/10/24 08:15:59] Cockroach bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:11 towards level 50.
[02/10/24 08:20:57] ahmubashshir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:21:25 towards level 69.
[02/10/24 08:27:40] tass discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:24 towards level 60.
[02/10/24 08:39:40] MELOONi had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:06:24 towards level 78.
[02/10/24 09:16:51] hdm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:03:22 towards level 89.
[02/10/24 11:00:37] Puff ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:37:30 from level 80.
[02/10/24 11:23:00] Techman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Techman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/10/24 11:45:50] ahmubashshir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:38:15 towards level 69.
[02/10/24 12:02:27] anarcat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:17 towards level 86.
[02/10/24 14:51:50] chadgpt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:56 towards level 43.
[02/10/24 17:17:38] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:41 towards level 82.
[02/10/24 17:31:39] Pinkman's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Pinkman's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/24 17:43:30] OobSaco tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:45:46 towards level 56.
[02/10/24 17:54:30] rawgreaze was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:12 from level 75.
[02/10/24 18:09:46] Tangles was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:57 towards level 79.
[02/10/24 18:34:25] alephnull walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:37:16 from level 63.
[02/10/24 19:03:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on style's tunic! style's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/10/24 19:08:43] theZoMBiE was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:14 from level 59.
[02/10/24 19:28:03] JigmeDatse got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:21:20 towards level 68.
[02/10/24 19:39:01] ahmubashshir walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:16:29 from level 69.
[02/10/24 19:53:07] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:30:10 towards level 88.
[02/10/24 20:39:57] Deathgrim fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:06 from level 42.
[02/10/24 21:05:55] CaptainS122 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:07:06 from level 42.
[02/10/24 21:18:10] adamus1red discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:47 towards level 82.
[02/10/24 21:31:19] kptr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:18:29 towards level 84.
[02/10/24 21:49:32] idlegood found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:19 towards level 75.
[02/10/24 22:09:16] theZoMBiE tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:02 towards level 59.
[02/10/24 22:54:48] nawcom ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:41:58 from level 81.
[02/10/24 23:30:05] caeli walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:37:40 from level 86.
[02/11/24 00:25:32] Ecko was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:59:46 from level 78.
[02/11/24 00:39:02] jaxson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:24:20 from level 75.
[02/11/24 00:40:20] elf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:10:02 from level 88.
[02/11/24 00:42:42] Garg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:18 towards level 59.
[02/11/24 01:06:03] dbx12 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:41 towards level 64.
[02/11/24 01:32:40] Ancalagon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:24 towards level 62.
[02/11/24 02:19:43] nawcom was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:07:03 towards level 81.
[02/11/24 03:08:55] Acolarh fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:38:33 from level 84.
[02/11/24 03:14:54] mute slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! mute's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/11/24 03:51:25] OobSaco was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:05:32 towards level 56.
[02/11/24 04:54:02] Mithian caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:19 towards level 22.
[02/11/24 04:56:47] PanamaCity3003 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:12 towards level 44.
[02/11/24 06:04:50] jaxson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:01:23 towards level 75.
[02/11/24 06:27:01] MadMan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:58:21 towards level 74.
[02/11/24 06:58:15] thatmint was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:10:50 from level 67.
[02/11/24 07:10:09] Minus was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:11:50 from level 76.
[02/11/24 07:13:31] yang ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:12:36 from level 49.
[02/11/24 09:10:52] jjasghar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:21 towards level 74.
[02/11/24 10:28:00] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:46:43 towards level 80.
[02/11/24 10:36:23] Asara ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:57:06 from level 86.
[02/11/24 10:50:14] Affliction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:25:47 towards level 82.
[02/11/24 11:01:26] Lnk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:18:56 towards level 92.
[02/11/24 11:34:34] Wam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:09:36 towards level 78.
[02/11/24 11:59:22] Shinzon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:10 towards level 49.
[02/11/24 12:11:18] solarsparq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:37:34 towards level 71.
[02/11/24 13:41:34] yano reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! yano's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/24 14:10:43] yano's charm ate a bolt of lightning! yano's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/24 15:01:59] Soulwhisper discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:43 towards level 44.
[02/11/24 15:10:16] adamus1red was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:16:35 towards level 82.
[02/11/24 15:16:32] mute bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:39 towards level 38.
[02/11/24 15:31:39] Gangsterish discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:36 towards level 60.
[02/11/24 15:58:25] Lilith found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:15:42 towards level 59.
[02/11/24 16:03:32] gildarts was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:46:17 from level 79.
[02/11/24 16:04:42] popey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:53 towards level 59.
[02/11/24 16:06:42] MELOONi was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:33:49 towards level 78.
[02/11/24 16:36:44] washclof reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! washclof's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/24 17:51:55] h00k's charm ate a bolt of lightning! h00k's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/24 19:16:19] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:46:00 towards level 85.
[02/11/24 20:19:01] soltys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:59 towards level 88.
[02/11/24 20:19:55] yano spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! yano's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/11/24 20:52:42] nowz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:20:08 from level 61.
[02/11/24 21:27:05] soltys was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:50:16 from level 88.
[02/11/24 21:46:37] dbx12 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:33 towards level 64.
[02/11/24 22:06:56] Tenorman reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tenorman's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/24 22:10:48] The local wizard imbued tass's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tass's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/11/24 22:36:30] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:30:26 towards level 75.
[02/11/24 22:54:34] GRIZZLYMAN was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:26:09 from level 63.
[02/12/24 01:44:00] Fraiyr has dealt HeavyPodda a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:42:21 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/12/24 02:09:49] Neil bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:24:51 towards level 64.
[02/12/24 02:15:26] Abe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:21 towards level 74.
[02/12/24 03:00:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on vegadark's tunic! vegadark's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/24 03:52:22] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:27:06 towards level 86.
[02/12/24 04:09:56] Nysdar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:10 towards level 79.
[02/12/24 04:15:18] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:13 towards level 75.
[02/12/24 04:34:56] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:28 towards level 78.
[02/12/24 04:42:52] el had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:32 towards level 82.
[02/12/24 05:05:18] nathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:10:37 towards level 58.
[02/12/24 05:35:13] u4ia has dealt tscherer a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:03:48 is added to tscherer's clock.
[02/12/24 05:41:03] The local wizard imbued Xenthys's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Xenthys's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/24 05:41:30] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:38:02 towards level 83.
[02/12/24 05:50:39] Celediel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:20:21 towards level 58.
[02/12/24 05:54:42] gideonstar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:50:15 from level 59.
[02/12/24 05:56:52] caeli was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:29 towards level 86.
[02/12/24 06:00:14] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:15:42 towards level 85.
[02/12/24 06:08:04] ChowderKeg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:03:29 towards level 86.
[02/12/24 06:17:21] Notir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:51:21 towards level 76.
[02/12/24 06:26:32] JigmeDatse fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 06:54:39 from level 68.
[02/12/24 06:35:56] yNos ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:11:42 from level 79.
[02/12/24 06:50:41] RussellB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:58:06 towards level 83.
[02/12/24 07:37:43] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:49:22 towards level 84.
[02/12/24 07:44:08] Lilith found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:47:45 towards level 59.
[02/12/24 07:55:38] gendish had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:35:59 towards level 55.
[02/12/24 09:17:49] olsner found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:52 towards level 60.
[02/12/24 10:13:20] ukleinek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 08:55:17 from level 82.
[02/12/24 10:24:28] hdm's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hdm's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/24 11:41:49] kptr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:21:06 towards level 84.
[02/12/24 12:14:16] ukleinek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 16 days, 07:41:40 from level 82.
[02/12/24 12:30:23] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:58:23 towards level 92.
[02/12/24 12:56:15] Aksej tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:41:59 towards level 79.
[02/12/24 12:59:40] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:48:31 towards level 83.
[02/12/24 13:17:26] aqsd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:58 towards level 80.
[02/12/24 13:46:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Matthew's tunic! Matthew's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/24 13:47:36] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:07:59 towards level 80.
[02/12/24 13:56:50] Abe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:46 towards level 74.
[02/12/24 14:08:23] freeboson got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:28:21 from level 82.
[02/12/24 14:22:54] Jens ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:49:19 from level 75.
[02/12/24 16:17:22] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 06:12:42 towards level 82.
[02/12/24 16:19:04] BenDover was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:04:26 from level 63.
[02/12/24 17:01:53] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:14 towards level 86.
[02/12/24 17:20:30] jjasghar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:05:20 towards level 74.
[02/12/24 18:40:39] Minus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:37 towards level 76.
[02/12/24 19:02:34] Crazycatlady got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:10:57 towards level 85.
[02/12/24 19:04:46] Kayn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:59 towards level 42.
[02/12/24 19:31:05] eroc1990 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:57:02 from level 61.
[02/12/24 20:36:15] csc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:41 from level 35.
[02/12/24 20:56:35] noex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:25:35 towards level 67.
[02/12/24 21:07:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on MELOONi's tunic! MELOONi's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/12/24 21:58:09] Kurenai was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:57:10 towards level 74.
[02/12/24 22:37:39] TimeWarp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:03:18 towards level 74.
[02/12/24 23:20:33] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:27:00 towards level 89.
[02/12/24 23:24:31] Pinkman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:28 towards level 78.
[02/13/24 00:13:43] pwae burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pwae's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/13/24 00:19:45] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:57:15 towards level 91.
[02/13/24 00:52:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on freeboson's tunic! freeboson's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/24 01:01:22] PanamaCity3003 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:32 towards level 44.
[02/13/24 01:18:26] sam fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:18 from level 78.
[02/13/24 01:56:29] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:58:08 towards level 90.
[02/13/24 02:29:40] idleevil reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idleevil's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/24 02:45:08] HeavyPodda ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:41:22 from level 83.
[02/13/24 02:56:14] ahmubashshir reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ahmubashshir's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/24 03:22:47] canton7 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:19:57 towards level 80.
[02/13/24 04:32:06] shikhin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:52 towards level 85.
[02/13/24 04:37:44] OobSaco was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:03:46 from level 56.
[02/13/24 04:46:28] pacer found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:23 towards level 31.
[02/13/24 05:14:38] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:32:36 towards level 78.
[02/13/24 05:24:28] Abe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:41:36 towards level 74.
[02/13/24 06:43:00] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:39 towards level 85.
[02/13/24 06:46:04] RussellB has dealt caeli a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:58:13 is added to caeli's clock.
[02/13/24 06:57:39] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:35:23 towards level 83.
[02/13/24 07:12:12] Ecko found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:33 towards level 78.
[02/13/24 08:25:18] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:51 towards level 82.
[02/13/24 08:37:21] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:42:25 towards level 86.
[02/13/24 08:55:43] Daikojun had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:04:40 towards level 62.
[02/13/24 08:57:25] Lilith was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:42:43 from level 59.
[02/13/24 09:21:52] sky had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:09:07 towards level 83.
[02/13/24 09:26:36] canton7 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:06:28 towards level 80.
[02/13/24 09:58:10] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:14 towards level 79.
[02/13/24 10:04:36] tscherer reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tscherer's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/24 10:24:19] TheSilentLink found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:47:53 towards level 75.
[02/13/24 11:16:32] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:02:53 towards level 62.
[02/13/24 13:35:00] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:49:25 towards level 90.
[02/13/24 14:05:19] vegadark burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! vegadark's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/13/24 15:32:33] BastelBot was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:29:39 from level 86.
[02/13/24 16:16:46] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:40:21 towards level 90.
[02/13/24 16:50:34] Minus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:02 towards level 76.
[02/13/24 17:23:34] alexlehm's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! alexlehm's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/13/24 17:49:04] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:11:51 towards level 79.
[02/13/24 18:04:02] Chuck was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:27:05 from level 79.
[02/13/24 18:34:07] Omega bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:44:44 towards level 77.
[02/13/24 18:49:06] spex has dealt ukleinek a Critical Strike! 6 days, 12:36:22 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[02/13/24 18:49:15] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:46 towards level 79.
[02/13/24 20:23:25] yang ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:32:51 from level 49.
[02/13/24 20:49:33] BenDover found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:14:58 towards level 63.
[02/13/24 21:29:07] mute was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:54 towards level 39.
[02/13/24 21:51:28] yang was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:59 towards level 49.
[02/13/24 21:59:27] Minus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:38 towards level 76.
[02/13/24 21:59:30] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:03:27 towards level 66.
[02/13/24 22:08:11] Crazycatlady had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:21:25 towards level 85.
[02/13/24 22:15:05] Fyrgor gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:38 towards level 49.
[02/13/24 22:41:00] BenDover gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:26:18 towards level 63.
[02/13/24 22:53:57] TimeWarp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:18:18 towards level 74.
[02/13/24 22:58:10] idleevil hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:51 towards level 74.
[02/13/24 23:07:43] Omega was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:39:29 towards level 77.
[02/13/24 23:09:34] KindOne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:14:22 towards level 75.
[02/13/24 23:40:12] nawcom was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:54:46 towards level 81.
[02/14/24 00:25:09] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:47:54 towards level 62.
[02/14/24 00:52:18] Notir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:21:01 towards level 76.
[02/14/24 01:08:52] style found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:55 towards level 70.
[02/14/24 01:51:11] allo spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! allo's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/14/24 01:58:16] "\@_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:03:44 towards level 85.
[02/14/24 02:04:27] idlegood was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:46:44 from level 75.
[02/14/24 02:07:52] pastly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:10:09 towards level 56.
[02/14/24 02:47:44] gildarts gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:34:37 towards level 79.
[02/14/24 03:02:37] VonToutCourt was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:35:44 towards level 86.
[02/14/24 03:24:36] TimeWarp was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:02:12 from level 74.
[02/14/24 03:25:55] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:14 towards level 89.
[02/14/24 04:09:38] HeavyPodda was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:57 towards level 83.
[02/14/24 04:27:00] cfjk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cfjk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/24 05:06:39] CaptainS122 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:51 from level 42.
[02/14/24 05:18:00] Gorek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:26:53 from level 86.
[02/14/24 06:13:54] Kritzefitz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:37:20 towards level 81.
[02/14/24 06:34:16] Kody was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:58 towards level 56.
[02/14/24 06:38:38] spex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:01 towards level 83.
[02/14/24 06:46:43] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:47:42 towards level 77.
[02/14/24 06:50:32] TimeWarp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:26:42 towards level 74.
[02/14/24 07:07:01] Kayn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:08 towards level 43.
[02/14/24 07:45:25] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on particleflux's tunic! particleflux's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/24 08:01:29] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:31:53 towards level 62.
[02/14/24 08:09:40] The local wizard imbued nathan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! nathan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/24 08:36:32] Malvolio got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:12:43 from level 62.
[02/14/24 08:51:41] muirrum ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:12:30 from level 63.
[02/14/24 09:03:05] tswsl's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tswsl's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/24 09:30:05] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 05:25:51 towards level 85.
[02/14/24 10:42:28] mordac reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! mordac's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/24 11:22:13] ChowderKeg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ChowderKeg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/24 12:18:48] zifnab06 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:36 towards level 76.
[02/14/24 12:27:23] Matthew had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:02:12 towards level 66.
[02/14/24 12:38:55] Wam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:53:54 from level 78.
[02/14/24 13:24:58] Acolarh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:34 towards level 84.
[02/14/24 13:38:31] The local wizard imbued dbx12's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dbx12's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/24 13:45:17] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:58 towards level 86.
[02/14/24 13:48:58] spex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:21 towards level 83.
[02/14/24 13:49:58] noex was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:34:05 from level 67.
[02/14/24 14:21:45] Reilly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:59:01 towards level 65.
[02/14/24 14:43:00] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on StalkR's tunic! StalkR's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/24 15:52:44] boscage found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:16:37 towards level 63.
[02/14/24 17:36:06] opcode got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:35 towards level 54.
[02/14/24 18:59:34] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:38:18 towards level 75.
[02/14/24 19:25:54] nawcom's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nawcom's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/14/24 20:41:22] Tangles was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:01:27 towards level 79.
[02/14/24 20:46:59] d4n13L had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:13:53 towards level 80.
[02/14/24 20:52:45] scumola was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:02:07 from level 79.
[02/14/24 21:30:47] simple walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:06:19 from level 79.
[02/14/24 21:50:28] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:46 towards level 80.
[02/14/24 22:29:50] Puff walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:33:48 from level 80.
[02/14/24 23:48:05] GilbertErik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:22:09 towards level 73.
[02/15/24 00:12:58] n0ssh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:36:23 from level 60.
[02/15/24 01:20:09] brycec's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! brycec's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/24 01:29:08] nowz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:04:37 towards level 62.
[02/15/24 02:06:02] Acolarh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:07 towards level 84.
[02/15/24 02:08:32] MELOONi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:03:27 towards level 78.
[02/15/24 02:17:32] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:14:28 towards level 80.
[02/15/24 02:17:44] u4ia was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:13:26 towards level 55.
[02/15/24 02:36:36] jjasghar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:35 towards level 74.
[02/15/24 02:44:38] Kayn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:04 towards level 43.
[02/15/24 03:07:58] rawgreaze found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:15:27 towards level 76.
[02/15/24 03:08:19] Wolf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:46 from level 87.
[02/15/24 03:33:04] csc2ya reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! csc2ya's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/24 04:05:58] mordac had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:28:27 towards level 82.
[02/15/24 05:39:32] GRIZZLYMAN was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:29:08 from level 63.
[02/15/24 05:47:20] canton7 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! canton7's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/15/24 06:39:46] DontEvenPeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:44 towards level 66.
[02/15/24 07:11:44] Thorael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:40:17 towards level 81.
[02/15/24 07:16:15] csc2ya reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! csc2ya's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/24 08:32:48] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:46:07 towards level 83.
[02/15/24 08:48:31] pastly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:34:55 from level 56.
[02/15/24 09:00:52] Yarosh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:19:19 from level 79.
[02/15/24 10:29:19] Kody bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:59 towards level 56.
[02/15/24 10:37:33] Tangles found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:23 towards level 79.
[02/15/24 10:43:25] Kody hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:18 towards level 56.
[02/15/24 10:59:48] jaxson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:00:15 from level 75.
[02/15/24 11:06:47] pfoley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:43:14 towards level 78.
[02/15/24 11:35:12] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:44 towards level 80.
[02/15/24 12:06:16] cfjk fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:42:04 from level 80.
[02/15/24 12:10:59] Misza found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:45:33 towards level 73.
[02/15/24 13:20:27] solarsparq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:51:02 towards level 71.
[02/15/24 13:52:59] Fraiyr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:58 towards level 39.
[02/15/24 14:09:33] vegadark discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:42:19 towards level 88.
[02/15/24 14:29:05] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:22 towards level 81.
[02/15/24 14:34:54] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:49:10 towards level 73.
[02/15/24 14:43:44] laama was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:30:44 towards level 84.
[02/15/24 14:50:21] TimWolla found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:11 towards level 90.
[02/15/24 15:00:18] Aksej tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:25:59 towards level 79.
[02/15/24 15:33:11] TimWolla gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:48 towards level 90.
[02/15/24 16:16:10] Abe walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:13 from level 74.
[02/15/24 16:35:57] Kayn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:22 towards level 43.
[02/15/24 16:53:13] ColonelPanic001 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:45 towards level 56.
[02/15/24 17:20:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pastly's tunic! pastly's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/24 19:47:09] The local wizard imbued rawgreaze's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! rawgreaze's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/24 20:43:26] EddieT137 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:57 towards level 78.
[02/15/24 20:56:17] BastelBot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:21:39 from level 86.
[02/15/24 21:19:04] DontEvenPeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:18 towards level 66.
[02/15/24 21:53:34] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:05:07 towards level 76.
[02/15/24 21:59:56] gendish gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:46:52 towards level 55.
[02/15/24 22:04:18] Techman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:14:00 towards level 88.
[02/15/24 22:10:29] alexlehm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:01:21 towards level 65.
[02/15/24 22:33:55] tass found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:09 towards level 60.
[02/15/24 22:51:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on signofzeta's tunic! signofzeta's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/24 23:19:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yang's tunic! yang's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/24 23:21:00] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:31 towards level 86.
[02/16/24 01:24:11] OobSaco ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:19:16 from level 56.
[02/16/24 01:31:40] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:22:10 towards level 83.
[02/16/24 01:34:07] kzootech was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:04:08 towards level 73.
[02/16/24 02:37:26] Celediel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:38:35 towards level 58.
[02/16/24 03:05:57] dbx12 has dealt jjasghar a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:09:34 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[02/16/24 03:26:23] Pinkman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:25:59 towards level 79.
[02/16/24 03:37:31] JackyB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:29 towards level 67.
[02/16/24 04:26:33] alexlehm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:56:58 towards level 65.
[02/16/24 04:52:06] d4n13L ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:51:51 from level 80.
[02/16/24 05:21:44] rtfm's charm ate a bolt of lightning! rtfm's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/24 05:36:24] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:22 towards level 89.
[02/16/24 07:12:20] Koffa got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:32:19 from level 84.
[02/16/24 07:15:18] BenDover walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:08:16 from level 63.
[02/16/24 07:30:51] Xenthys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:01:21 towards level 63.
[02/16/24 08:55:00] damyan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:28:44 towards level 79.
[02/16/24 09:16:23] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:25:21 towards level 86.
[02/16/24 09:29:17] Ungoliant bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:25:38 towards level 75.
[02/16/24 09:35:36] DontEvenPeek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:51:43 from level 66.
[02/16/24 09:51:40] hdm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:13:01 from level 89.
[02/16/24 10:59:54] Minus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:50 towards level 76.
[02/16/24 11:07:05] vegadark walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:10:51 from level 88.
[02/16/24 11:51:39] Sombra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:49:08 from level 85.
[02/16/24 12:13:11] Nuae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:17 towards level 73.
[02/16/24 12:37:44] CornFly's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CornFly's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/24 14:51:00] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:55 towards level 89.
[02/16/24 15:03:59] u4ia found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:27 towards level 55.
[02/16/24 15:47:57] scornn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:07:11 towards level 64.
[02/16/24 16:05:29] zbe spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! zbe's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/16/24 16:20:19] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:56:20 towards level 89.
[02/16/24 17:51:27] gideonstar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gideonstar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/24 18:29:06] crysis ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:21:08 from level 70.
[02/16/24 18:33:22] damyan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:10:55 towards level 79.
[02/16/24 20:29:42] CompanionCube found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:09:02 towards level 88.
[02/16/24 20:33:13] IFireflyl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:01:44 towards level 61.
[02/16/24 21:04:35] eising was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:59 towards level 84.
[02/16/24 21:15:44] Tangles ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:52 from level 79.
[02/16/24 21:36:04] heisenbug got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:59:04 from level 87.
[02/16/24 22:08:00] Kody has dealt tswsl a Critical Strike! 7 days, 18:10:57 is added to tswsl's clock.
[02/16/24 22:11:46] BenDover got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:31:15 from level 63.
[02/16/24 22:55:23] PanamaCity3003's charm ate a bolt of lightning! PanamaCity3003's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/16/24 23:11:15] chadgpt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:34 towards level 44.
[02/16/24 23:55:10] canton7 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:49:41 towards level 80.
[02/17/24 00:13:23] eising burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! eising's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/17/24 00:25:19] HeavyPodda found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:59 towards level 83.
[02/17/24 00:27:59] tswsl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 00:36:00 towards level 85.
[02/17/24 00:29:38] thatmint had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:17 towards level 67.
[02/17/24 01:12:19] spex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:07 towards level 83.
[02/17/24 01:24:49] ion was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:19:40 from level 89.
[02/17/24 01:46:18] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:25 towards level 79.
[02/17/24 02:46:23] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:37:14 towards level 84.
[02/17/24 02:57:11] GilbertErik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:29:14 towards level 73.
[02/17/24 03:11:17] BlueJay fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:44:28 from level 54.
[02/17/24 03:16:03] Abe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:08:41 towards level 75.
[02/17/24 03:49:29] The local wizard imbued Chuck's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Chuck's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/24 05:06:23] Affliction was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:19:14 from level 83.
[02/17/24 05:34:32] StalkR has dealt Techman a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:48:35 is added to Techman's clock.
[02/17/24 06:51:37] rtfm fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:24 from level 22.
[02/17/24 06:55:11] CompanionCube's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CompanionCube's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/24 07:28:03] idlegood was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:53:28 from level 75.
[02/17/24 07:32:55] Daikojun caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:53 towards level 62.
[02/17/24 07:34:59] drahthaar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:00:22 towards level 90.
[02/17/24 08:03:51] Notir's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Notir's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/24 08:06:21] chadgpt reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! chadgpt's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/24 08:54:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pastly's tunic! pastly's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/24 09:03:53] Kody bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:13 towards level 56.
[02/17/24 09:09:37] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:00 towards level 78.
[02/17/24 09:42:53] eroc1990 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:10:37 towards level 61.
[02/17/24 10:20:29] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:16:04 from level 79.
[02/17/24 10:54:43] ToHellWithGA ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:23:30 from level 86.
[02/17/24 11:13:29] HeavyPodda fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:46:20 from level 83.
[02/17/24 11:23:07] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:36:42 towards level 85.
[02/17/24 12:01:10] blobdog was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:25:06 from level 59.
[02/17/24 12:21:35] soltys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:52 towards level 88.
[02/17/24 12:38:33] zifnab06 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! zifnab06's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/17/24 14:43:23] solarsparq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:55 towards level 71.
[02/17/24 14:51:25] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:58:18 towards level 80.
[02/17/24 15:07:41] grangerstranger's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! grangerstranger's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/24 15:38:55] yano was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:41 towards level 85.
[02/17/24 15:39:01] n0ssh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:39:09 towards level 60.
[02/17/24 16:39:34] Gangsterish was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:00:09 from level 61.
[02/17/24 17:42:14] Kurenai was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:31 from level 74.
[02/17/24 17:55:16] Gangsterish found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:12:31 towards level 61.
[02/17/24 18:23:39] Drin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:20:38 towards level 77.
[02/17/24 18:39:41] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:53:30 towards level 88.
[02/17/24 19:44:01] chadgpt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:27 towards level 45.
[02/17/24 19:44:55] caeli was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:55:16 towards level 87.
[02/17/24 19:51:05] laama got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:42:56 from level 84.
[02/17/24 21:00:42] Chuck was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:26:03 towards level 80.
[02/17/24 21:27:42] Dex reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Dex's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/17/24 21:39:54] d4n13L found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:35 towards level 80.
[02/18/24 00:16:28] Soulwhisper found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:45 towards level 46.
[02/18/24 00:36:50] mute got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:46 towards level 41.
[02/18/24 01:40:59] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:49 towards level 75.
[02/18/24 01:49:04] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:19:06 towards level 86.
[02/18/24 02:25:31] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:37:11 towards level 89.
[02/18/24 02:55:26] Brocker had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:54 towards level 36.
[02/18/24 04:57:43] Kurenai walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:01:39 from level 75.
[02/18/24 05:34:46] Reilly walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:19:31 from level 65.
[02/18/24 06:19:10] allo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:40:15 towards level 85.
[02/18/24 06:37:48] DrinkyBird ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:05 from level 87.
[02/18/24 07:20:03] opcode was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:14 towards level 54.
[02/18/24 08:08:29] drahthaar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:39:22 towards level 90.
[02/18/24 09:15:20] thatmint's charm ate a bolt of lightning! thatmint's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/18/24 10:15:17] The local wizard imbued eising's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! eising's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/18/24 10:33:51] Cockroach bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:14:00 towards level 51.
[02/18/24 11:05:40] Neil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:18:58 towards level 64.
[02/18/24 11:28:25] rawgreaze tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:10:39 towards level 76.
[02/18/24 12:34:06] Fyrgor hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:36 towards level 50.
[02/18/24 14:24:03] Acolarh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:57:33 from level 85.
[02/18/24 14:28:07] V slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! V's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/18/24 15:28:34] tscherer hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:21:50 towards level 54.
[02/18/24 15:29:52] Nehi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:53 towards level 28.
[02/18/24 15:53:56] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:38:13 towards level 86.
[02/18/24 16:13:33] alexlehm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:46:01 towards level 65.
[02/18/24 16:57:20] Wam got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:41:31 from level 78.
[02/18/24 17:18:16] noex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:46 towards level 67.
[02/18/24 17:19:47] DrinkyBird was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:45:18 from level 87.
[02/18/24 17:28:14] Matthew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:10 towards level 66.
[02/18/24 17:33:15] zifnab06 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:04:25 towards level 77.
[02/18/24 18:42:59] Gangsterish was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:49:21 towards level 61.
[02/18/24 19:26:10] VonToutCourt was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:06:51 from level 86.
[02/18/24 20:18:39] Kurenai hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:58:20 towards level 75.
[02/18/24 20:39:47] misha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:39 towards level 89.
[02/18/24 20:53:17] HeavyPodda bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:13 towards level 83.
[02/18/24 21:00:54] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:55:31 towards level 73.
[02/18/24 21:39:43] Ungoliant hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:03:23 towards level 75.
[02/18/24 22:04:51] ahmubashshir's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ahmubashshir's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/18/24 22:56:21] Lilith got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:42:51 from level 59.
[02/19/24 00:28:27] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:57:03 from level 73.
[02/19/24 02:59:36] solarsparq bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:51 towards level 71.
[02/19/24 05:11:55] rtfm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:45 towards level 29.
[02/19/24 05:20:22] damyan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:39:48 towards level 79.
[02/19/24 05:39:38] V was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:56:50 towards level 85.
[02/19/24 06:21:51] RussellB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:57:01 towards level 83.
[02/19/24 06:22:03] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:56:25 towards level 75.
[02/19/24 06:43:32] Paganel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:25:48 from level 79.
[02/19/24 06:44:06] HeavyPodda walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:10 from level 83.
[02/19/24 06:50:29] EddieT137's charm ate a bolt of lightning! EddieT137's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/24 07:00:54] Fenrik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:03 towards level 84.
[02/19/24 07:59:45] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:10:37 towards level 83.
[02/19/24 08:15:28] Minus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:00:02 towards level 77.
[02/19/24 08:51:07] BlueJay's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! BlueJay's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/24 10:04:36] nya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:55:24 towards level 83.
[02/19/24 10:14:47] bfft's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bfft's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/24 10:21:55] idleneutral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:29:53 towards level 70.
[02/19/24 11:04:43] TimeWarp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:14:39 towards level 74.
[02/19/24 11:07:56] Pinkman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:34:04 towards level 79.
[02/19/24 12:56:35] Forud was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:06:46 from level 83.
[02/19/24 13:41:33] TimWolla had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:54:15 towards level 90.
[02/19/24 13:46:13] Dex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:05 towards level 47.
[02/19/24 14:51:59] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:12:54 towards level 89.
[02/19/24 15:08:49] nathan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:02:48 from level 58.
[02/19/24 17:29:34] Reilly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:28 towards level 65.
[02/19/24 18:01:55] thornrag burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! thornrag's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/19/24 18:22:55] Bolded had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:28:44 towards level 78.
[02/19/24 19:07:24] Matthew ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:14:37 from level 66.
[02/19/24 19:08:15] Puff's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Puff's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/19/24 19:35:57] alephnull bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:30:19 towards level 63.
[02/19/24 19:53:32] Nysdar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:17:47 towards level 80.
[02/19/24 20:08:09] Fyrgor discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:47 towards level 50.
[02/19/24 20:58:08] Lord255 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:03:54 from level 86.
[02/19/24 22:18:39] rtfm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:50 towards level 30.
[02/19/24 22:36:17] Kayn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:53 towards level 44.
[02/19/24 23:08:40] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:09:53 towards level 87.
[02/19/24 23:55:23] Kritzefitz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:37:00 towards level 81.
[02/19/24 23:57:00] Fenrik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:55 towards level 84.
[02/20/24 01:03:11] CompanionCube was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:49:56 towards level 88.
[02/20/24 01:13:17] Soulwhisper was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:49 towards level 46.
[02/20/24 01:17:17] Theleveler tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:50:36 towards level 83.
[02/20/24 01:42:02] signofzeta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:58:02 towards level 76.
[02/20/24 02:12:18] Nuae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:33 towards level 73.
[02/20/24 03:38:36] idleneutral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:18:55 towards level 70.
[02/20/24 05:00:38] Brocker found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:40 towards level 37.
[02/20/24 05:41:24] mute was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:09:09 from level 42.
[02/20/24 06:01:50] dyvonna was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:20:47 towards level 80.
[02/20/24 06:15:23] signofzeta found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:18:54 towards level 76.
[02/20/24 06:30:20] Wilson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:27 towards level 15.
[02/20/24 07:34:57] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:11:00 towards level 91.
[02/20/24 07:51:18] u4ia had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:36 towards level 55.
[02/20/24 08:42:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jaxson's tunic! jaxson's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/20/24 08:44:03] Kurenai ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:08:18 from level 75.
[02/20/24 10:03:09] Lord255 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:02 towards level 86.
[02/20/24 10:13:21] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:53:33 towards level 83.
[02/20/24 10:31:46] GilbertErik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:29:28 towards level 73.
[02/20/24 11:05:48] happymeal discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:54:36 towards level 61.
[02/20/24 11:20:25] Affliction met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:47:20 from level 83.
[02/20/24 11:28:45] Lilith fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:50:53 from level 59.
[02/20/24 11:33:19] nowz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nowz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/20/24 11:47:25] scornn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:38:03 towards level 64.
[02/20/24 11:54:41] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:35:02 towards level 85.
[02/20/24 12:22:42] sky was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:25:50 from level 83.
[02/20/24 13:09:31] HollowWasp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:40 towards level 48.
[02/20/24 15:07:46] tscherer gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:18:01 towards level 54.
[02/20/24 15:29:10] HollowWasp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:24 towards level 48.
[02/20/24 16:17:37] eising has dealt gusto a Critical Strike! 4 days, 06:39:43 is added to gusto's clock.
[02/20/24 16:47:09] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:04 towards level 75.
[02/20/24 17:01:03] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:40:09 towards level 73.
[02/20/24 17:11:26] happymeal was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:39:29 towards level 61.
[02/20/24 17:56:10] Tenorman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:09:25 towards level 75.
[02/20/24 18:49:01] kinus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:19 towards level 79.
[02/20/24 18:59:12] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:33:15 towards level 79.
[02/20/24 19:11:48] Cockroach found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:19 towards level 51.
[02/20/24 19:58:09] rawgreaze was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:18:10 towards level 76.
[02/20/24 20:02:22] Lnk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:30:49 towards level 92.
[02/20/24 21:07:14] spex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:22:28 towards level 84.
[02/20/24 21:13:10] ukleinek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 21:26:27 from level 82.
[02/20/24 21:19:12] gradator was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 08:28:21 from level 85.
[02/20/24 21:32:43] tscherer bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:01 towards level 54.
[02/20/24 21:38:44] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:29 towards level 75.
[02/20/24 22:09:46] Paganel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:23:58 from level 79.
[02/20/24 22:23:32] Techman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:07 towards level 88.
[02/21/24 00:24:42] ChowderKeg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:54:38 from level 86.
[02/21/24 00:46:48] yang bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:39:55 towards level 50.
[02/21/24 02:40:21] mute slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! mute's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/21/24 02:40:27] misha ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:48:32 from level 89.
[02/21/24 03:01:38] sky fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:36:50 from level 83.
[02/21/24 04:04:32] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:54 from level 89.
[02/21/24 04:04:50] Ungoliant reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ungoliant's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/21/24 04:20:32] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:13:40 from level 90.
[02/21/24 04:26:04] tomhek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:13 towards level 84.
[02/21/24 05:03:19] Kurenai ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:18:54 from level 75.
[02/21/24 05:26:15] MetaNova was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:54:12 towards level 81.
[02/21/24 05:41:21] kzootech fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:16:58 from level 73.
[02/21/24 06:19:04] HollowWasp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:59 towards level 48.
[02/21/24 06:38:05] GRIZZLYMAN was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:00:43 from level 63.
[02/21/24 07:13:11] freeboson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:44 towards level 82.
[02/21/24 07:31:38] Puff bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:38 towards level 80.
[02/21/24 07:48:36] hugga was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:00:45 from level 72.
[02/21/24 08:06:29] crysis was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:50:54 towards level 70.
[02/21/24 08:31:13] buzel has dealt u4ia a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:15:42 is added to u4ia's clock.
[02/21/24 09:07:13] tscherer ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:21:07 from level 54.
[02/21/24 09:14:32] GRIZZLYMAN was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:54:07 towards level 63.
[02/21/24 09:34:30] particleflux tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:48:55 towards level 61.
[02/21/24 10:02:40] nawcom walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:42:08 from level 81.
[02/21/24 11:39:13] Zaratustra burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Zaratustra's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/21/24 12:02:19] n0ssh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:08 towards level 60.
[02/21/24 12:26:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pastly's tunic! pastly's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/21/24 12:31:12] KyloRen bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:59:20 towards level 57.
[02/21/24 14:27:34] Ungoliant found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:01:49 towards level 75.
[02/21/24 14:46:08] sc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:07 towards level 90.
[02/21/24 14:50:46] tmberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 51 days, 11:29:12 towards level 78.
[02/21/24 14:51:43] Notir was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:29:58 from level 76.
[02/21/24 15:05:29] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:57:39 towards level 81.
[02/21/24 15:30:25] EddieT137 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:58:41 from level 78.
[02/21/24 15:40:54] Nysdar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:25:14 towards level 80.
[02/21/24 17:47:30] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:58 towards level 87.
[02/21/24 17:51:52] Tenorman was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:06:48 from level 75.
[02/21/24 18:17:16] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:55:18 towards level 77.
[02/21/24 19:06:44] chadgpt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:40 towards level 45.
[02/21/24 19:14:31] io caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:17 towards level 90.
[02/21/24 19:34:02] thornrag has dealt dwfreed a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:07:36 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/21/24 20:09:41] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:04:46 towards level 83.
[02/21/24 20:36:43] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:04:58 towards level 82.
[02/21/24 20:53:17] Dex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:15 towards level 47.
[02/21/24 21:09:19] kzootech had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:40:45 towards level 73.
[02/21/24 21:15:20] noex was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:01:54 from level 67.
[02/21/24 22:40:59] pastly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:27 towards level 56.
[02/21/24 22:46:18] jayvee was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:05:11 from level 80.
[02/21/24 23:24:24] solarsparq was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:03:16 from level 71.
[02/22/24 02:34:09] hugga fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:55:03 from level 72.
[02/22/24 02:40:07] zbe ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:05:10 from level 90.
[02/22/24 02:45:20] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:39:13 towards level 88.
[02/22/24 04:57:11] Forud was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:36:28 towards level 83.
[02/22/24 05:50:27] CaptainS122 has dealt SSLbits a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:18:03 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/22/24 07:07:26] Cockroach has dealt Gorek a Critical Strike! 1 day, 07:37:24 is added to Gorek's clock.
[02/22/24 07:34:33] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:25:43 from level 87.
[02/22/24 08:34:27] shikhin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:42:24 towards level 86.
[02/22/24 08:59:21] TimeWarp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:36:46 towards level 74.
[02/22/24 09:36:23] olsner gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:35:10 towards level 61.
[02/22/24 09:39:36] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:01:15 towards level 83.
[02/22/24 10:09:43] ahmubashshir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:22 towards level 69.
[02/22/24 10:36:34] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:11 towards level 90.
[02/22/24 11:59:04] n0ssh has dealt MetaNova a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:54:48 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[02/22/24 12:44:42] EddieT137 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:56:35 from level 78.
[02/22/24 12:46:16] hax404 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:16:31 from level 81.
[02/22/24 13:23:10] adamus1red slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! adamus1red's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/22/24 13:28:41] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:32 towards level 83.
[02/22/24 14:00:53] Kurenai was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:53:05 towards level 75.
[02/22/24 14:36:03] idleevil found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:05:19 towards level 75.
[02/22/24 14:58:18] pwae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:45:18 towards level 83.
[02/22/24 15:10:12] mute was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:08 towards level 43.
[02/22/24 15:16:05] caeli caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:47:34 towards level 87.
[02/22/24 15:52:36] crysis discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:52:42 towards level 70.
[02/22/24 16:05:21] Cirdan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:09 towards level 86.
[02/22/24 16:31:07] signofzeta found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:46 towards level 76.
[02/22/24 18:06:53] pyre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:56:18 towards level 87.
[02/22/24 18:26:22] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:33 towards level 83.
[02/22/24 18:37:18] TimeWarp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:05:08 towards level 74.
[02/22/24 18:38:21] GRIZZLYMAN was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:14:49 from level 63.
[02/22/24 18:59:39] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:39:47 towards level 78.
[02/22/24 19:09:14] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:06:01 towards level 81.
[02/22/24 19:22:57] ToHellWithGA ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:14:25 from level 87.
[02/22/24 19:45:39] Pricey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:12:24 towards level 69.
[02/22/24 20:46:27] thatmint discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:02:02 towards level 68.
[02/22/24 20:54:38] Omega has dealt scumola a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:46:17 is added to scumola's clock.
[02/22/24 21:12:45] DojShadow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:56 from level 27.
[02/22/24 21:20:14] Kody discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:45:02 towards level 57.
[02/22/24 21:20:44] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:32 towards level 84.
[02/22/24 21:45:08] DontEvenPeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:59:52 towards level 67.
[02/22/24 22:01:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on HeavyPodda's tunic! HeavyPodda's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/24 22:31:49] tmberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 66 days, 21:04:09 towards level 78.
[02/22/24 22:34:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on particleflux's tunic! particleflux's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/24 22:52:05] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:19:26 towards level 83.
[02/22/24 23:41:08] Wam has dealt Aksej a Critical Strike! 2 days, 17:03:08 is added to Aksej's clock.
[02/23/24 02:33:42] io discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:20:21 towards level 90.
[02/23/24 03:21:32] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:34:52 towards level 84.
[02/23/24 03:30:49] grangerstranger got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:36 towards level 54.
[02/23/24 03:52:48] MadMan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:52:30 towards level 74.
[02/23/24 04:22:30] eroc1990 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:59:15 from level 61.
[02/23/24 04:30:34] CodeGeek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:50:14 towards level 84.
[02/23/24 04:44:32] slim fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:27:37 from level 75.
[02/23/24 05:02:26] Gangsterish was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:56:22 towards level 61.
[02/23/24 05:23:38] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:02:39 towards level 83.
[02/23/24 05:57:16] yNos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:40:54 towards level 79.
[02/23/24 07:13:32] ColonelPanic001 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:32:10 towards level 57.
[02/23/24 07:21:25] opcode found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:42 towards level 54.
[02/23/24 07:41:16] Soulwhisper caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:15 towards level 47.
[02/23/24 09:21:20] hax404 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:02:47 towards level 81.
[02/23/24 10:20:23] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:48:11 towards level 81.
[02/23/24 10:56:35] DividedByZero was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:22 towards level 54.
[02/23/24 11:19:55] DividedByZero was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:46:52 from level 54.
[02/23/24 11:48:45] GRIZZLYMAN found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:50:08 towards level 63.
[02/23/24 12:05:58] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:39 towards level 78.
[02/23/24 12:15:42] gradator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:21:53 towards level 85.
[02/23/24 12:38:00] el met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:08:11 from level 83.
[02/23/24 12:54:15] kptr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:41:08 from level 84.
[02/23/24 12:55:33] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:30:58 towards level 80.
[02/23/24 13:04:44] drahthaar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:52:01 from level 90.
[02/23/24 13:30:22] eising hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:40 towards level 84.
[02/23/24 14:03:45] The local wizard imbued StalkR's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! StalkR's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/23/24 14:13:33] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:22:39 towards level 82.
[02/23/24 14:21:20] TimeWarp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:35:29 towards level 74.
[02/23/24 14:23:50] hdm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:37 towards level 89.
[02/23/24 15:21:29] TimeWarp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:14:24 towards level 74.
[02/23/24 15:27:43] washclof ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:32:48 from level 91.
[02/23/24 15:57:37] gideonstar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:04:15 from level 59.
[02/23/24 16:02:18] tass tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:47:37 towards level 61.
[02/23/24 16:52:53] nathan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:31 towards level 58.
[02/23/24 17:01:10] Nuae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:55:04 towards level 74.
[02/23/24 18:28:14] Zed_Spiker bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:45 towards level 58.
[02/23/24 19:05:40] Dex was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:35:03 from level 48.
[02/23/24 19:28:35] caeli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 23:50:14 towards level 87.
[02/23/24 21:13:56] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:42 towards level 75.
[02/23/24 22:33:09] Xenthys caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:10:08 towards level 63.
[02/23/24 22:36:07] StalkR ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:09:51 from level 83.
[02/23/24 22:50:11] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:00:50 towards level 90.
[02/23/24 22:59:46] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:16:45 towards level 77.
[02/23/24 23:40:39] adamus1red tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:27:12 towards level 83.
[02/24/24 00:09:29] scornn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:44:03 towards level 64.
[02/24/24 00:37:55] particleflux discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:27:08 towards level 61.
[02/24/24 01:11:40] Fyrgor was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:01 towards level 51.
[02/24/24 01:29:24] Drin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:04:34 towards level 77.
[02/24/24 02:58:03] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:01 towards level 83.
[02/24/24 03:11:09] nya gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:46:55 towards level 83.
[02/24/24 03:12:07] Nysdar was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:20:52 from level 80.
[02/24/24 03:23:28] Ankhers found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:24:44 towards level 75.
[02/24/24 04:27:08] scumola had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:20 towards level 79.
[02/24/24 04:37:07] CodeGeek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:22:23 from level 84.
[02/24/24 04:38:37] Blohsh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:51:09 towards level 58.
[02/24/24 04:59:18] yNos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:29:49 towards level 79.
[02/24/24 05:13:00] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:22 towards level 77.
[02/24/24 05:39:18] canton7 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! canton7's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/24/24 05:46:41] idleevil was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:25:58 towards level 75.
[02/24/24 06:23:53] washclof slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! washclof's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/24/24 07:34:02] KyloRen was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:05:26 towards level 57.
[02/24/24 08:07:13] Ungoliant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:14:50 towards level 75.
[02/24/24 08:18:31] chadgpt was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:39:11 from level 46.
[02/24/24 08:22:20] Stevland tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:20 towards level 79.
[02/24/24 09:00:26] nowz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:21:27 towards level 62.
[02/24/24 09:14:27] heisenbug was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:09:48 from level 87.
[02/24/24 09:14:36] RussellB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:30:08 towards level 83.
[02/24/24 09:25:18] GRIZZLYMAN tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:24:43 towards level 63.
[02/24/24 10:49:25] Wam ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:44:12 from level 78.
[02/24/24 10:51:41] chadgpt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:35 towards level 46.
[02/24/24 10:54:51] sco1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:52:17 towards level 53.
[02/24/24 10:58:31] tass had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:11:01 towards level 61.
[02/24/24 11:21:14] Misza was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:14 towards level 73.
[02/24/24 11:31:19] bookworm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:33:47 towards level 77.
[02/24/24 11:47:51] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:31:34 towards level 83.
[02/24/24 11:57:05] nathan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:25 towards level 58.
[02/24/24 12:05:49] VonToutCourt hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:40:11 towards level 86.
[02/24/24 12:17:04] EddieT137 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:52:12 towards level 79.
[02/24/24 12:25:48] IFireflyl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:19:41 towards level 61.
[02/24/24 12:43:52] RussellB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:32 towards level 83.
[02/24/24 13:11:17] dyvonna discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:29:42 towards level 80.
[02/24/24 13:33:26] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:17 towards level 78.
[02/24/24 14:12:38] BlueJay found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:15 towards level 54.
[02/24/24 14:50:43] washclof was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:10:03 from level 91.
[02/24/24 15:10:51] ahmubashshir walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:28:28 from level 69.
[02/24/24 15:21:59] Puff found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:13:45 towards level 80.
[02/24/24 15:49:50] anarcat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:43:51 towards level 87.
[02/24/24 15:54:09] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:28 towards level 79.
[02/24/24 15:55:06] Lilith was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:53:13 towards level 59.
[02/24/24 16:12:14] Kritzefitz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:07:02 towards level 81.
[02/24/24 16:39:33] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:18:56 towards level 85.
[02/24/24 16:46:43] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:58:43 towards level 89.
[02/24/24 16:58:17] spex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:26:32 towards level 84.
[02/24/24 17:07:58] ion ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:54:22 from level 90.
[02/24/24 18:01:16] bg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:03:04 towards level 85.
[02/24/24 18:26:00] tass gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:54:05 towards level 61.
[02/24/24 18:35:23] Sario had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:34:02 towards level 70.
[02/24/24 18:41:49] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:04:03 towards level 86.
[02/24/24 18:53:19] pastly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:20 towards level 56.
[02/24/24 20:17:07] freeboson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:14:54 from level 82.
[02/24/24 20:30:10] Wam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:27:17 towards level 78.
[02/24/24 21:58:23] blobdog was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:34:42 from level 59.
[02/24/24 22:16:51] Cockatrice had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:46 towards level 72.
[02/24/24 22:31:54] olsner found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:02:57 towards level 61.
[02/24/24 22:52:31] dwfreed was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:26:24 towards level 86.
[02/24/24 23:26:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Thorael's tunic! Thorael's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/24/24 23:36:23] jayvee was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:29:16 from level 80.
[02/24/24 23:43:58] TimeWarp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:31:25 towards level 74.
[02/25/24 00:13:51] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:04:46 towards level 81.
[02/25/24 01:02:02] mute met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:30:33 from level 44.
[02/25/24 01:05:51] GRIZZLYMAN spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! GRIZZLYMAN's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/25/24 02:17:42] MadMan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:03:30 towards level 74.
[02/25/24 02:18:03] nowz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:19:07 towards level 62.
[02/25/24 02:26:32] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:01 towards level 79.
[02/25/24 02:27:38] idleneutral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:56:08 towards level 70.
[02/25/24 03:19:40] pyre slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pyre's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/25/24 03:39:09] bg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:55:13 towards level 85.
[02/25/24 04:16:45] freeboson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:42 towards level 82.
[02/25/24 04:41:27] Drin was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:48:08 from level 77.
[02/25/24 05:00:52] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:04:21 towards level 87.
[02/25/24 05:41:20] thatmint was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:08:05 towards level 68.
[02/25/24 05:43:48] opcode was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:38:31 from level 54.
[02/25/24 05:49:07] gildarts's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gildarts's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/25/24 05:50:04] kptr was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:45:29 from level 84.
[02/25/24 06:20:54] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:54:49 towards level 85.
[02/25/24 06:32:25] tscherer had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:45:11 towards level 54.
[02/25/24 07:15:45] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:10:32 towards level 84.
[02/25/24 07:22:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on "\@_'s tunic! "\@_'s tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/25/24 07:27:24] damyan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:38:50 towards level 79.
[02/25/24 07:44:59] kptr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:42 towards level 84.
[02/25/24 07:54:50] Sario fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:12 from level 70.
[02/25/24 08:55:06] nathan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:55:07 from level 59.
[02/25/24 09:18:32] JackyB was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:31:30 from level 67.
[02/25/24 09:27:49] jjasghar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:09:48 towards level 75.
[02/25/24 10:54:39] mute found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:25 towards level 44.
[02/25/24 10:58:49] dwfreed got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:35:45 from level 86.
[02/25/24 10:59:28] zbe found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:02:53 towards level 90.
[02/25/24 11:12:27] KyloRen was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:49:12 from level 57.
[02/25/24 12:14:09] BlueJay bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:43:48 towards level 55.
[02/25/24 13:10:47] allo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:44 towards level 85.
[02/25/24 14:01:03] "\@_ was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:02:55 from level 85.
[02/25/24 14:33:05] Ancalagon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:18:24 towards level 63.
[02/25/24 16:32:09] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:17:48 towards level 86.
[02/25/24 16:40:17] particleflux was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:53:38 towards level 61.
[02/25/24 17:00:55] Bluedog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:19:02 towards level 78.
[02/25/24 17:12:06] Paganel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:16 towards level 79.
[02/25/24 17:23:33] nathan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:26:27 from level 59.
[02/25/24 19:06:29] freeboson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:01 towards level 82.
[02/25/24 19:24:34] Xenthys was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:09:30 from level 63.
[02/25/24 20:00:30] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:10:33 towards level 75.
[02/25/24 21:38:45] _sh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:41:16 towards level 90.
[02/25/24 23:04:41] Fraiyr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:52 towards level 40.
[02/25/24 23:07:17] DontEvenPeek slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! DontEvenPeek's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/25/24 23:38:47] CodeGeek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:07:29 from level 84.
[02/25/24 23:51:29] mordac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:54:54 towards level 82.
[02/26/24 00:02:55] olsner was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:24:25 from level 61.
[02/26/24 01:00:04] Crazycatlady ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:15:39 from level 85.
[02/26/24 01:08:00] thatmint was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:37:36 towards level 68.
[02/26/24 01:11:57] nowz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:15:53 towards level 62.
[02/26/24 01:16:10] kzootech burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kzootech's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/26/24 01:38:43] DrinkyBird walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:39:54 from level 88.
[02/26/24 01:44:26] idleevil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:34:29 towards level 75.
[02/26/24 02:07:05] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:20:04 towards level 89.
[02/26/24 02:10:14] washclof's charm ate a bolt of lightning! washclof's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/24 03:11:23] Puff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:57:49 towards level 80.
[02/26/24 03:24:44] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:37 towards level 80.
[02/26/24 03:33:04] Notir found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:48 towards level 76.
[02/26/24 03:36:41] spex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:30:38 towards level 84.
[02/26/24 03:53:15] DrinkyBird gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:57:13 towards level 88.
[02/26/24 04:32:19] dwfreed found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:38 towards level 86.
[02/26/24 05:24:11] tscherer was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:55:39 towards level 54.
[02/26/24 06:12:23] Ungoliant got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:35:02 towards level 75.
[02/26/24 06:20:43] The local wizard imbued abarat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! abarat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/24 06:37:08] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:04:10 towards level 82.
[02/26/24 06:43:09] idleneutral's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! idleneutral's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/24 06:46:01] Xenthys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:44:06 towards level 63.
[02/26/24 09:01:50] Nehi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:30 towards level 35.
[02/26/24 09:17:58] Garg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Garg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/24 09:30:28] gradator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:13:01 towards level 85.
[02/26/24 09:32:25] Varjatticus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:59 towards level 53.
[02/26/24 10:05:33] soltys spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! soltys's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/26/24 11:05:04] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:45:26 towards level 77.
[02/26/24 12:20:50] Sombra's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Sombra's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/26/24 12:45:50] vegadark was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:06:43 towards level 88.
[02/26/24 13:05:57] Neil was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:10:34 from level 64.
[02/26/24 13:19:28] Notir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:32 towards level 76.
[02/26/24 13:34:02] mute ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:37 from level 44.
[02/26/24 14:44:21] Kody found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:37 towards level 57.
[02/26/24 15:00:40] Cockroach got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:08:18 from level 52.
[02/26/24 15:06:17] Notir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:02 towards level 76.
[02/26/24 15:57:09] Bolded met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:47:16 from level 78.
[02/26/24 16:13:10] tmberg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 54 days, 13:04:34 from level 78.
[02/26/24 17:05:22] yNos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:28 towards level 79.
[02/26/24 17:52:06] scumola's charm ate a bolt of lightning! scumola's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/24 18:14:02] OobSaco got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:03:46 from level 56.
[02/26/24 18:17:09] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:59:05 towards level 80.
[02/26/24 18:42:40] tass found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:41:49 towards level 61.
[02/26/24 18:53:01] Tangles discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:55:49 towards level 80.
[02/26/24 19:11:42] mordac's charm ate a bolt of lightning! mordac's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/24 19:18:23] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:41:14 towards level 83.
[02/26/24 20:02:01] wowbagger found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:21:04 towards level 61.
[02/26/24 20:33:52] _sh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:52:32 from level 90.
[02/26/24 20:47:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nathan's tunic! nathan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/24 21:06:16] The local wizard imbued yNos's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! yNos's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/26/24 23:02:53] KindOne was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:09:10 from level 75.
[02/26/24 23:16:14] Forud was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:12:58 from level 83.
[02/26/24 23:23:43] Ancalagon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:44:25 towards level 63.
[02/26/24 23:28:47] idleevil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:13:46 towards level 75.
[02/26/24 23:36:28] kenyon fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:57:11 from level 87.
[02/27/24 00:29:47] bfft gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:20 towards level 66.
[02/27/24 01:06:03] soltys fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 17:51:16 from level 89.
[02/27/24 01:31:04] IFireflyl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:04:03 from level 61.
[02/27/24 02:16:37] Aksej was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:48:05 from level 79.
[02/27/24 02:22:59] kinus burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kinus's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/27/24 02:27:40] The local wizard imbued noex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! noex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/24 02:59:35] idleevil was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:19:59 from level 75.
[02/27/24 04:20:14] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:40:16 from level 80.
[02/27/24 04:36:12] mute discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:20 towards level 44.
[02/27/24 04:47:30] Tenorman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:39:55 towards level 75.
[02/27/24 05:37:53] Techman was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:42:46 from level 89.
[02/27/24 07:03:01] Cockatrice was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:08:51 from level 72.
[02/27/24 07:26:06] t3chn0 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:29:53 from level 83.
[02/27/24 08:35:13] Fraiyr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:13 towards level 41.
[02/27/24 09:25:58] TimeWarp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:30 towards level 74.
[02/27/24 10:00:54] HollowWasp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:21 towards level 49.
[02/27/24 10:10:11] ChowderKeg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:29 towards level 86.
[02/27/24 10:26:15] alexlehm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:36:18 from level 65.
[02/27/24 10:46:04] tass bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:04:39 towards level 61.
[02/27/24 11:15:54] eising found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:14:54 towards level 85.
[02/27/24 11:38:26] Cirdan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Cirdan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/27/24 11:49:05] Fenrik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:40:19 towards level 85.
[02/27/24 12:18:30] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:33:43 towards level 76.
[02/27/24 12:21:25] shikhin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:21:05 towards level 86.
[02/27/24 13:02:13] hax404 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:31 towards level 81.
[02/27/24 13:16:17] jayvee was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:38:09 towards level 80.
[02/27/24 13:18:23] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:18:08 towards level 79.
[02/27/24 13:21:36] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:11:26 towards level 76.
[02/27/24 13:27:38] jayvee hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:39:16 towards level 80.
[02/27/24 13:48:59] gildarts burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! gildarts's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/27/24 14:01:59] Pricey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:22:14 towards level 69.
[02/27/24 14:27:52] The local wizard imbued tass's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tass's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/24 15:46:41] mute found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:10 towards level 44.
[02/27/24 15:58:15] solarsparq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:39:05 towards level 72.
[02/27/24 16:20:15] olsner gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:07:54 towards level 61.
[02/27/24 16:27:43] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:57 towards level 85.
[02/27/24 16:31:25] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:10 towards level 86.
[02/27/24 16:46:32] vegadark had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:36:19 towards level 88.
[02/27/24 17:11:43] adamus1red got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:16:01 towards level 83.
[02/27/24 17:21:13] The local wizard imbued alexlehm's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! alexlehm's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/24 18:02:55] Zed_Spiker walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:53:30 from level 58.
[02/27/24 18:15:06] OobSaco found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:46 towards level 56.
[02/27/24 18:17:58] Dex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:12 towards level 48.
[02/27/24 18:23:30] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:24 towards level 89.
[02/27/24 18:36:33] VonToutCourt was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:17:00 from level 86.
[02/27/24 19:37:02] Forud had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:34 towards level 83.
[02/27/24 20:22:12] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:46 towards level 83.
[02/27/24 23:06:28] heisenbug walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:36:10 from level 87.
[02/27/24 23:52:38] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:23:30 towards level 85.
[02/28/24 00:09:29] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:26 towards level 79.
[02/28/24 00:17:47] "\@_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:48:38 towards level 85.
[02/28/24 00:34:59] KyloRen got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:13 towards level 57.
[02/28/24 01:13:24] bsleep was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:35:30 from level 82.
[02/28/24 01:33:41] nya was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:35:30 from level 83.
[02/28/24 02:37:46] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:06:57 towards level 90.
[02/28/24 03:10:29] n0ssh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:18:06 from level 60.
[02/28/24 03:16:50] bsleep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:14:31 towards level 82.
[02/28/24 03:21:35] Kody found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:51 towards level 57.
[02/28/24 04:43:28] Cockroach discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:21 towards level 52.
[02/28/24 04:49:48] V bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:47 towards level 85.
[02/28/24 05:27:30] laama was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:14:30 towards level 84.
[02/28/24 05:46:30] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:34:46 towards level 87.
[02/28/24 06:45:44] bookworm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:01:54 towards level 77.
[02/28/24 07:27:33] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:26 towards level 86.
[02/28/24 07:54:40] Carl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:27:18 from level 82.
[02/28/24 08:40:40] Fenrik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:29:25 towards level 85.
[02/28/24 08:49:33] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:39 towards level 78.
[02/28/24 10:21:05] kinus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:35 towards level 79.
[02/28/24 11:08:42] sky ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:36:15 from level 84.
[02/28/24 11:50:34] Ecko was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:45 from level 78.
[02/28/24 11:50:34] Neil reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Neil's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/28/24 11:53:24] Mat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:21 towards level 65.
[02/28/24 11:58:32] The local wizard imbued realguy's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! realguy's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/28/24 11:59:58] nathan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:44:03 towards level 59.
[02/28/24 13:09:16] Ecko was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:32 towards level 78.
[02/28/24 13:44:54] Daikojun was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:44:18 from level 62.
[02/28/24 14:10:15] gideonstar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:39:34 towards level 60.
[02/28/24 14:47:16] KyloRen was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:08 towards level 57.
[02/28/24 15:47:53] Celediel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:57:00 towards level 59.
[02/28/24 15:49:52] elf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! elf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/28/24 16:35:31] Fraiyr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fraiyr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/28/24 16:51:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on muirrum's tunic! muirrum's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/28/24 17:04:20] TheSilentLink burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! TheSilentLink's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/28/24 17:21:05] Mat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:05 towards level 65.
[02/28/24 17:54:59] philipp__ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:21:32 towards level 51.
[02/28/24 18:41:54] alephnull's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! alephnull's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/28/24 18:53:34] Omega was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 04:27:16 from level 78.
[02/28/24 20:02:16] opcode hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:07:03 towards level 55.
[02/28/24 20:16:11] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:16 towards level 73.
[02/28/24 20:21:40] tomhek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:43:27 towards level 85.
[02/28/24 20:38:09] Kritzefitz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:34 towards level 81.
[02/28/24 20:46:21] Shinzon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:24:56 from level 51.
[02/28/24 21:26:52] scumola hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:09:04 towards level 80.
[02/28/24 21:54:47] olsner has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 6 days, 17:03:57 is added to Tangles's clock.
[02/28/24 22:18:14] Misza was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:48:59 from level 74.
[02/28/24 22:18:32] el hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:35:22 towards level 83.
[02/28/24 23:07:13] Dex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:09 towards level 48.
[02/28/24 23:11:23] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 02:27:19 towards level 85.
[02/29/24 00:14:36] mute ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:37 from level 44.
[02/29/24 01:38:47] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:48:47 towards level 76.
[02/29/24 02:15:26] Gorek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:13:52 from level 87.
[02/29/24 03:31:17] yano tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:41:05 towards level 86.
[02/29/24 04:02:24] aqsd gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:25:53 towards level 81.
[02/29/24 04:37:45] elf's charm ate a bolt of lightning! elf's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/29/24 05:44:47] tswsl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 01:33:14 from level 85.
[02/29/24 05:53:46] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:16:21 from level 82.
[02/29/24 06:15:47] jacquesssss met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:02:22 from level 57.
[02/29/24 06:16:39] idleneutral's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! idleneutral's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/29/24 06:29:38] Kayn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:43 towards level 47.
[02/29/24 06:40:34] Notir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:25:54 towards level 77.
[02/29/24 07:23:00] MadMan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:46 from level 74.
[02/29/24 07:29:27] The local wizard imbued style's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! style's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/29/24 07:55:44] Cockatrice's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Cockatrice's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/29/24 10:05:41] Techman reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Techman's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/29/24 10:13:25] zuper had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:16 towards level 32.
[02/29/24 11:43:53] dbx12 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:59 towards level 65.
[02/29/24 13:52:51] Thorael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 20:34:22 towards level 81.
[02/29/24 14:07:16] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:28 towards level 91.
[02/29/24 15:11:34] Ungoliant was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:06:55 towards level 75.
[02/29/24 15:25:53] noex's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! noex's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/29/24 15:54:33] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:12 towards level 80.
[02/29/24 16:28:27] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:01:26 towards level 71.
[02/29/24 16:28:54] gildarts's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! gildarts's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/29/24 17:09:47] drahthaar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:10 towards level 90.
[02/29/24 18:06:11] laama was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:57:26 from level 84.
[02/29/24 18:50:19] sco1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:21 towards level 53.
[02/29/24 18:55:04] rawgreaze found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:38:12 towards level 76.
[02/29/24 20:10:09] caeli got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:24:50 from level 87.
[02/29/24 20:25:17] Minus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:23:11 towards level 77.
[02/29/24 20:58:13] n0ssh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:17 from level 60.
[02/29/24 22:34:54] style ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:41:55 from level 71.
[02/29/24 23:13:39] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:49:21 towards level 91.
[03/01/24 00:14:54] Stevland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:48:32 towards level 80.
[03/01/24 00:45:01] TheSilentLink walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:32:07 from level 75.
[03/01/24 01:28:05] nawcom was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:21:17 towards level 81.
[03/01/24 02:01:50] The local wizard imbued Kachin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kachin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/24 02:30:57] IFireflyl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:42:56 towards level 61.
[03/01/24 03:04:22] wowbagger found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:27:28 towards level 61.
[03/01/24 03:22:24] Theleveler discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:58 towards level 83.
[03/01/24 03:39:28] Crazycatlady found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:33:26 towards level 85.
[03/01/24 03:43:43] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 18:16:34 towards level 91.
[03/01/24 04:33:37] Tangles got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:48:38 towards level 80.
[03/01/24 05:48:13] Cirdan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:05 towards level 86.
[03/01/24 05:53:24] JigmeDatse met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 04:48:16 from level 68.
[03/01/24 06:37:59] chadgpt was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:57:25 from level 47.
[03/01/24 06:55:19] cadfael reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cadfael's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/24 07:02:02] bg burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bg's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/01/24 08:24:40] KyloRen was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:44 towards level 57.
[03/01/24 09:06:52] eising was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:08:36 from level 85.
[03/01/24 09:16:00] anarcat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:49:42 towards level 87.
[03/01/24 09:16:18] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:54 towards level 83.
[03/01/24 09:16:21] Notir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:43:06 towards level 77.
[03/01/24 10:50:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Mat's tunic! Mat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/01/24 11:43:22] aqsd was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:36:02 towards level 81.
[03/01/24 11:55:12] laama was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:36:33 from level 84.
[03/01/24 13:09:45] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:23:55 towards level 83.
[03/01/24 13:24:23] tass hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:52:23 towards level 61.
[03/01/24 13:46:25] tass was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:56:20 towards level 61.
[03/01/24 13:59:43] \dev\ice was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:11:09 from level 70.
[03/01/24 14:07:44] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:17:51 towards level 91.
[03/01/24 14:14:38] Pricey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:57:25 towards level 69.
[03/01/24 14:20:23] dodecahedron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:43:44 towards level 56.
[03/01/24 14:24:03] kzootech got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:23 towards level 73.
[03/01/24 14:40:48] blabber got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 03:59:29 towards level 82.
[03/01/24 14:41:19] Brocker met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:18 from level 42.
[03/01/24 15:30:12] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:23:35 towards level 80.
[03/01/24 15:41:10] \dev\ice was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:30:38 from level 70.
[03/01/24 16:04:13] Minus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:47:33 towards level 77.
[03/01/24 16:31:53] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:10:33 towards level 84.
[03/01/24 17:54:56] Notir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:11:58 towards level 77.
[03/01/24 18:08:14] Xenthys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:22:43 towards level 63.
[03/01/24 18:44:43] boscage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:28:19 towards level 64.
[03/01/24 18:49:11] JigmeDatse found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:53:59 towards level 68.
[03/01/24 19:23:37] pfoley was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:55:53 from level 78.
[03/01/24 19:32:24] bg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:47:15 towards level 85.
[03/01/24 20:18:54] Asara caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:42:00 towards level 86.
[03/01/24 20:56:55] damyan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:03:23 from level 79.
[03/01/24 21:45:13] Ecko bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:32:25 towards level 79.
[03/01/24 21:45:16] Misza got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:31:22 towards level 74.
[03/01/24 21:46:47] Tenorman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:30:10 towards level 75.
[03/01/24 22:24:34] soltys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:37:49 towards level 89.
[03/01/24 23:21:08] DividedByZero gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:40 towards level 54.
[03/01/24 23:33:32] tass got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:19:59 towards level 61.
[03/01/24 23:46:01] Aksej met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:04:50 from level 79.
[03/02/24 01:06:42] Stevland was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:11:39 from level 80.
[03/02/24 01:15:17] particleflux discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:01:39 towards level 61.
[03/02/24 01:24:04] CaptainS122 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:06:21 from level 45.
[03/02/24 01:53:11] tass was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:47 towards level 61.
[03/02/24 02:19:06] Daikojun was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:09 towards level 62.
[03/02/24 03:16:47] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:33:29 towards level 88.
[03/02/24 03:47:11] Paganel fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 18:15:35 from level 80.
[03/02/24 04:06:46] Notir ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:22:16 from level 77.
[03/02/24 05:21:35] Brocker slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Brocker's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/02/24 06:04:11] Wilson was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:27 from level 30.
[03/02/24 06:11:29] Thorael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:13:31 towards level 81.
[03/02/24 06:45:46] GRIZZLYMAN discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:48 towards level 63.
[03/02/24 06:50:17] Crazycatlady walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:14:26 from level 85.
[03/02/24 07:20:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on V's tunic! V's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/02/24 08:11:41] shikhin was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:11:58 from level 86.
[03/02/24 08:12:35] canton7's charm ate a bolt of lightning! canton7's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/02/24 09:55:49] Butch got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:59 towards level 38.
[03/02/24 11:27:42] kinus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:26 from level 79.
[03/02/24 11:38:55] HollowWasp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:17:04 from level 49.
[03/02/24 11:46:14] Gangsterish was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:19:03 towards level 61.
[03/02/24 11:53:13] Lnk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:15 towards level 92.
[03/02/24 13:19:48] dodecahedron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:33:21 towards level 56.
[03/02/24 13:38:07] Aksej's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Aksej's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/02/24 14:54:52] Sombra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:57:43 towards level 86.
[03/02/24 17:35:18] tmberg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 71 days, 21:26:27 from level 78.
[03/02/24 17:55:38] MELOONi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:16:26 towards level 79.
[03/02/24 18:41:51] boscage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:38:04 towards level 64.
[03/02/24 19:16:17] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:17:28 towards level 86.
[03/02/24 19:33:21] _sh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:54:18 towards level 90.
[03/02/24 21:47:32] Gangsterish found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:12:27 towards level 61.
[03/02/24 22:42:13] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:42:58 towards level 62.
[03/02/24 22:48:49] bfft burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bfft's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/03/24 01:02:17] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 16:46:36 towards level 85.
[03/03/24 01:22:04] TheSilentLink discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:21 towards level 75.
[03/03/24 01:24:24] JackyB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:04 towards level 67.
[03/03/24 02:21:12] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:04:20 towards level 80.
[03/03/24 02:31:39] EddieT137 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:40:40 from level 79.
[03/03/24 02:49:31] grangerstranger discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:30:52 towards level 55.
[03/03/24 03:38:09] particleflux ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:28:38 from level 61.
[03/03/24 03:38:21] Sombra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:06:29 towards level 86.
[03/03/24 04:19:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on canton7's tunic! canton7's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/24 04:32:06] The local wizard imbued "\@_'s pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! "\@_'s set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/24 04:44:30] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:18:29 towards level 90.
[03/03/24 04:54:05] hdm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:47:49 from level 89.
[03/03/24 05:21:47] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:47:27 towards level 83.
[03/03/24 05:27:28] scumola was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:16:38 from level 80.
[03/03/24 05:41:07] Cockatrice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:50:55 towards level 72.
[03/03/24 06:08:04] apb found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:50 towards level 83.
[03/03/24 06:13:33] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:11:55 towards level 75.
[03/03/24 06:39:11] nathan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:41:15 towards level 59.
[03/03/24 07:05:30] vegadark was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:47 towards level 88.
[03/03/24 07:26:08] \dev\ice met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:23:31 from level 70.
[03/03/24 08:38:16] Bluedog was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:01:19 from level 78.
[03/03/24 09:04:22] sky's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sky's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/24 09:09:26] Nehi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:32 towards level 38.
[03/03/24 09:14:18] nowz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nowz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/24 09:16:04] grangerstranger was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:11 towards level 55.
[03/03/24 09:20:20] Stevland bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:30:35 towards level 80.
[03/03/24 09:45:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ZOTTA's tunic! ZOTTA's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/24 10:17:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on heisenbug's tunic! heisenbug's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/24 10:41:05] Paganel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 11:00:55 towards level 80.
[03/03/24 11:39:17] Nehi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:10 towards level 39.
[03/03/24 12:31:50] soltys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:28:33 towards level 89.
[03/03/24 13:09:53] n0ssh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:39:29 towards level 61.
[03/03/24 13:13:01] kzootech's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kzootech's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/24 14:44:56] dodecahedron slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dodecahedron's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/03/24 14:45:11] Dex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:07:12 towards level 49.
[03/03/24 14:48:33] yano has dealt RussellB a Critical Strike! 6 days, 08:31:40 is added to RussellB's clock.
[03/03/24 14:50:01] gradator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:40:58 towards level 85.
[03/03/24 16:06:12] zuper was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:26 towards level 35.
[03/03/24 16:56:01] kinus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kinus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/24 17:27:11] rawgreaze discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:28:01 towards level 76.
[03/03/24 17:31:21] drahthaar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:47:26 from level 90.
[03/03/24 17:54:39] bookworm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:22:31 from level 77.
[03/03/24 18:35:46] SSLbits met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:28:00 from level 73.
[03/03/24 18:48:29] drahthaar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:38:11 towards level 90.
[03/03/24 18:51:38] The local wizard imbued jayvee's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jayvee's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/03/24 19:49:27] MadMan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:36:15 from level 75.
[03/03/24 20:03:21] hugga got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:39:44 from level 72.
[03/03/24 20:20:16] Neil fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:54:42 from level 64.
[03/03/24 21:14:46] DojShadow slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! DojShadow's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/03/24 21:19:02] gildarts found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:59:41 towards level 79.
[03/03/24 21:40:33] damyan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:02:46 from level 79.
[03/03/24 23:14:52] bfft slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bfft's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/04/24 00:23:32] mordac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:34 towards level 82.
[03/04/24 00:25:19] caeli found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:20:22 towards level 87.
[03/04/24 00:49:01] idlegood walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:52:53 from level 76.
[03/04/24 01:06:44] The local wizard imbued tswsl's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tswsl's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/24 01:47:52] bg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:32 towards level 85.
[03/04/24 02:11:33] nathan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:00:07 from level 59.
[03/04/24 02:33:19] chadgpt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:22 towards level 47.
[03/04/24 02:36:06] thatmint gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:42:41 towards level 68.
[03/04/24 03:07:49] thornrag hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:00:02 towards level 80.
[03/04/24 03:10:27] JigmeDatse was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 01:38:23 from level 68.
[03/04/24 04:05:12] Neil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:17:05 towards level 64.
[03/04/24 05:33:01] grangerstranger ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:43:58 from level 55.
[03/04/24 06:52:44] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:21 towards level 83.
[03/04/24 07:03:05] pyre walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:24:41 from level 87.
[03/04/24 07:30:55] IFireflyl burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! IFireflyl's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/04/24 07:52:14] Asara found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:36:34 towards level 86.
[03/04/24 07:59:48] anarcat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:34:54 from level 87.
[03/04/24 08:16:33] Zaratustra's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Zaratustra's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/24 09:24:22] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:24:01 towards level 62.
[03/04/24 09:39:29] DividedByZero found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:11 towards level 54.
[03/04/24 10:42:07] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:44:15 towards level 71.
[03/04/24 11:25:39] brycec was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:09:02 towards level 78.
[03/04/24 11:34:43] Bolded was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:51 towards level 78.
[03/04/24 12:42:33] gildarts discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:58:05 towards level 79.
[03/04/24 13:10:27] kinus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:33:19 towards level 80.
[03/04/24 13:25:18] thatmint was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:43:30 towards level 68.
[03/04/24 14:53:11] yano tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:09:51 towards level 86.
[03/04/24 14:53:20] freeboson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:29:00 towards level 83.
[03/04/24 15:10:42] Reilly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:16:57 towards level 66.
[03/04/24 15:27:06] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:16 towards level 87.
[03/04/24 15:52:19] PanamaCity3003 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:26 towards level 48.
[03/04/24 15:53:38] kinus met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:19:40 from level 80.
[03/04/24 16:11:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Matthew's tunic! Matthew's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/24 16:26:41] nawcom burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! nawcom's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/04/24 17:34:30] BastelBot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:22 towards level 86.
[03/04/24 20:02:43] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:11:35 towards level 86.
[03/04/24 21:17:20] Misza ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:32:55 from level 74.
[03/04/24 21:59:53] idleevil had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:28:04 towards level 75.
[03/04/24 22:04:08] heisenbug's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! heisenbug's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/24 23:07:03] spex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:23 towards level 84.
[03/04/24 23:41:09] RussellB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:37:30 towards level 84.
[03/05/24 00:01:17] Techman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:31:32 towards level 89.
[03/05/24 00:01:35] kzootech discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:16 towards level 73.
[03/05/24 00:25:10] Ecko was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:15:58 towards level 79.
[03/05/24 01:46:32] yNos found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:20:06 towards level 80.
[03/05/24 02:01:24] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:59:45 towards level 86.
[03/05/24 02:04:25] jacquesssss was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:30:16 from level 57.
[03/05/24 02:25:16] Bluedog was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:26 towards level 78.
[03/05/24 03:15:41] Xenthys's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Xenthys's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/24 03:21:29] canton7 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:39:27 towards level 80.
[03/05/24 05:04:55] KyloRen's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! KyloRen's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/24 05:50:33] DontEvenPeek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! DontEvenPeek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/24 06:03:50] dwfreed tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:29 towards level 86.
[03/05/24 06:06:14] philipp__ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:21 towards level 51.
[03/05/24 07:35:49] laama was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:38 from level 84.
[03/05/24 08:08:09] BastelBot hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:25 towards level 86.
[03/05/24 08:22:33] The local wizard imbued jacquesssss's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jacquesssss's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/24 08:39:25] simple tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:52:33 towards level 80.
[03/05/24 08:47:29] ukleinek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ukleinek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/05/24 09:07:59] Asara got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:13:25 towards level 86.
[03/05/24 09:16:37] ZOTTA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:11:05 towards level 78.
[03/05/24 09:21:53] ToHellWithGA spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ToHellWithGA's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/05/24 09:26:09] simple has dealt gendish a Critical Strike! 3 days, 07:34:44 is added to gendish's clock.
[03/05/24 09:31:35] idlegood ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:19:00 from level 76.
[03/05/24 10:02:23] Fraiyr got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:12 towards level 42.
[03/05/24 10:35:12] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:42:59 towards level 84.
[03/05/24 10:47:10] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:44:29 towards level 80.
[03/05/24 11:19:04] Reilly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:41:25 towards level 66.
[03/05/24 11:30:52] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:42 towards level 75.
[03/05/24 12:51:58] Notir reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Notir's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/24 13:06:20] vegadark was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:00 towards level 88.
[03/05/24 13:30:25] hugga ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:46:39 from level 72.
[03/05/24 14:16:09] DontEvenPeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:15:45 towards level 68.
[03/05/24 14:53:52] _sh burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! _sh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/05/24 15:03:10] Aksej found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:04:01 towards level 79.
[03/05/24 15:17:01] Crazycatlady was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:34 towards level 85.
[03/05/24 15:57:41] soltys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:30:21 towards level 89.
[03/05/24 16:24:20] The local wizard imbued Ankhers's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Ankhers's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/24 18:11:48] Asara hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:06:36 towards level 86.
[03/05/24 18:34:18] kinus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:54:51 from level 80.
[03/05/24 18:41:03] gideonstar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:25 towards level 60.
[03/05/24 18:52:24] The local wizard imbued Thorael's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Thorael's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/05/24 19:02:20] Asara met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:50:46 from level 86.
[03/05/24 19:20:12] Asara's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Asara's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/05/24 20:48:54] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:03:40 towards level 79.
[03/05/24 21:55:05] theZoMBiE discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:58:44 towards level 60.
[03/05/24 22:20:20] Mat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:28:56 towards level 66.
[03/05/24 23:42:03] pfoley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:14:15 from level 78.
[03/05/24 23:42:42] gideonstar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:24:05 towards level 60.
[03/06/24 00:06:11] bfft found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:43:17 towards level 67.
[03/06/24 00:12:43] Soulwhisper found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:53 towards level 48.
[03/06/24 00:45:09] buzel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:38:53 towards level 85.
[03/06/24 01:07:22] Fyrgor found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:58 towards level 52.
[03/06/24 01:16:19] Cockroach caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:52 towards level 52.
[03/06/24 01:16:38] Minus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:22:43 towards level 77.
[03/06/24 01:26:35] hugga was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:38:23 towards level 72.
[03/06/24 02:17:06] Jens's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Jens's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/24 03:15:22] yano was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:31:16 towards level 86.
[03/06/24 03:17:05] Theleveler reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Theleveler's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/24 04:21:44] GRIZZLYMAN hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:43 towards level 64.
[03/06/24 04:33:08] EddieT137 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:26:44 towards level 79.
[03/06/24 04:33:36] "\@_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:15:45 towards level 85.
[03/06/24 04:58:56] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:42:57 towards level 82.
[03/06/24 05:23:36] Chuck discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:54:50 towards level 80.
[03/06/24 06:29:14] Fraiyr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:00 towards level 43.
[03/06/24 09:24:12] Sombra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:13:57 towards level 86.
[03/06/24 09:31:03] Wolf walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:55:32 from level 88.
[03/06/24 10:32:32] Cockatrice fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:47:42 from level 73.
[03/06/24 11:11:36] Soulwhisper got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:59 towards level 48.
[03/06/24 12:58:07] Lilith was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:33:38 from level 59.
[03/06/24 13:04:16] ToHellWithGA walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:20:28 from level 87.
[03/06/24 14:09:55] Cirdan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:04:52 towards level 87.
[03/06/24 14:44:39] anarcat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:45:34 from level 87.
[03/06/24 14:48:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kody's tunic! Kody's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/24 14:56:51] \dev\ice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:25:49 towards level 70.
[03/06/24 15:14:34] gusto was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:27:01 towards level 70.
[03/06/24 15:25:34] DrinkyBird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:35:34 towards level 88.
[03/06/24 16:06:23] Xenthys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:05 towards level 63.
[03/06/24 16:10:39] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:44:23 towards level 85.
[03/06/24 16:54:59] eising was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:29:59 from level 85.
[03/06/24 18:23:16] JigmeDatse got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 01:55:55 from level 68.
[03/06/24 18:33:41] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:48:56 towards level 89.
[03/06/24 18:37:02] ColonelPanic001 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:47 from level 57.
[03/06/24 18:44:20] Chuck found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:03:59 towards level 80.
[03/06/24 18:49:18] sco1's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sco1's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/06/24 19:13:05] Dex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:08 towards level 49.
[03/06/24 19:44:02] GRIZZLYMAN found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:56:07 towards level 64.
[03/06/24 19:50:11] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:46:48 towards level 80.
[03/06/24 19:53:39] canton7 has dealt Kody a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:26:32 is added to Kody's clock.
[03/06/24 20:30:43] buzel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:48:58 towards level 85.
[03/06/24 20:36:34] bg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:36:22 towards level 85.
[03/06/24 20:37:04] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:37 towards level 90.
[03/06/24 20:47:22] Ecko found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:36:26 towards level 79.
[03/06/24 21:31:35] jjasghar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:56:37 towards level 75.
[03/06/24 22:34:40] Kritzefitz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:34:15 towards level 82.
[03/06/24 23:10:09] style gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:02 towards level 71.
[03/06/24 23:13:48] dbx12 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:11 towards level 66.
[03/06/24 23:23:33] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:39:11 towards level 90.
[03/06/24 23:29:02] Celediel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:46:47 towards level 59.
[03/07/24 00:19:10] jfcaron was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:12 from level 41.
[03/07/24 01:45:47] vectr0n had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:05:10 towards level 70.
[03/07/24 02:03:06] caeli met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:03:44 from level 87.
[03/07/24 02:12:04] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:37:57 towards level 86.
[03/07/24 02:17:20] sky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:48 towards level 84.
[03/07/24 02:50:57] nathan's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! nathan's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/07/24 03:24:43] Kody bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:53 towards level 57.
[03/07/24 03:47:36] fstrelok was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:36:02 towards level 67.
[03/07/24 03:56:02] sc was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:28:11 from level 91.
[03/07/24 04:10:37] mute was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:59 towards level 46.
[03/07/24 04:33:10] bsleep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:51:50 towards level 82.
[03/07/24 04:44:48] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:49:34 towards level 83.
[03/07/24 04:49:04] idleevil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:38:49 towards level 75.
[03/07/24 05:11:17] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:19 towards level 79.
[03/07/24 05:17:41] KindOne ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:44:20 from level 75.
[03/07/24 05:56:45] caeli gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:17:18 towards level 87.
[03/07/24 06:07:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on scumola's tunic! scumola's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/24 06:10:03] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:12 towards level 91.
[03/07/24 07:06:28] OobSaco was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:00:37 towards level 57.
[03/07/24 07:39:53] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:24:26 towards level 79.
[03/07/24 07:49:01] eising had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:04:25 towards level 85.
[03/07/24 08:46:27] Tenorman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:59 towards level 75.
[03/07/24 08:51:53] Mat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:26:21 towards level 66.
[03/07/24 08:55:05] BastelBot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:27:47 towards level 87.
[03/07/24 08:56:13] Ecko was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:29 towards level 79.
[03/07/24 09:10:20] Ungoliant tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:58:12 towards level 75.
[03/07/24 09:10:56] ColonelPanic001 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:05 towards level 57.
[03/07/24 10:12:05] Butch was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:22 towards level 41.
[03/07/24 10:17:36] Thorael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:28:30 towards level 81.
[03/07/24 10:26:09] IFireflyl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:56 towards level 61.
[03/07/24 10:29:29] Brocker was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:04 towards level 43.
[03/07/24 10:44:59] tomhek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:27:41 towards level 85.
[03/07/24 11:20:32] zifnab06 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:28:55 towards level 78.
[03/07/24 11:35:14] kevkev found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:42:53 towards level 55.
[03/07/24 11:48:35] kinus was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:57:38 from level 80.
[03/07/24 12:19:34] allo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:24:14 towards level 86.
[03/07/24 12:50:09] gildarts was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:14:35 towards level 79.
[03/07/24 12:56:24] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:40 towards level 78.
[03/07/24 13:16:48] Tenorman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:56 towards level 75.
[03/07/24 13:39:10] Techman was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:12:04 from level 89.
[03/07/24 13:56:07] gradator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:22:23 towards level 85.
[03/07/24 13:59:52] dyvonna had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:30 towards level 80.
[03/07/24 14:49:40] Cirdan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:24:33 towards level 87.
[03/07/24 14:50:25] The local wizard imbued jaxson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jaxson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/24 14:57:10] nya spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! nya's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/07/24 15:23:46] BastelBot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:49:21 from level 87.
[03/07/24 15:28:04] signofzeta found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:08:48 towards level 77.
[03/07/24 15:50:07] caeli has dealt opcode a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:26:36 is added to opcode's clock.
[03/07/24 16:06:34] solarsparq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:00:32 towards level 72.
[03/07/24 16:39:19] MetaNova was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:19 towards level 81.
[03/07/24 16:40:54] Zaratustra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:26:48 towards level 75.
[03/07/24 17:56:59] n0ssh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:52:55 towards level 61.
[03/07/24 18:29:08] Gangsterish's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Gangsterish's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/07/24 18:50:13] laama was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:02:18 from level 85.
[03/07/24 20:51:10] abarat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:18 towards level 38.
[03/07/24 20:58:48] Sombra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:54:23 towards level 86.
[03/07/24 21:10:43] Omega was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 06:05:57 towards level 78.
[03/07/24 21:27:07] noex was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:55:46 from level 67.
[03/07/24 23:03:06] Cockatrice found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:53:24 towards level 73.
[03/07/24 23:04:25] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:04 towards level 91.
[03/08/24 00:30:35] Yarosh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:26:20 towards level 80.
[03/08/24 01:16:03] rs bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:38 towards level 60.
[03/08/24 01:20:38] Neil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:30 towards level 64.
[03/08/24 01:25:55] ahmubashshir burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ahmubashshir's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/08/24 01:59:50] gradator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:02 towards level 85.
[03/08/24 02:19:03] idlegood walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:03:55 from level 76.
[03/08/24 03:43:03] rs gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:12 towards level 60.
[03/08/24 03:54:28] tomhek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:32 towards level 85.
[03/08/24 03:58:14] bird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:39 towards level 46.
[03/08/24 03:59:39] Zaratustra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:56:23 towards level 75.
[03/08/24 04:08:33] t3chn0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:45:48 towards level 84.
[03/08/24 04:18:42] ZOTTA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:47:30 towards level 78.
[03/08/24 05:21:22] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:29:26 towards level 90.
[03/08/24 06:36:32] style has dealt Soulwhisper a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:01:19 is added to Soulwhisper's clock.
[03/08/24 06:37:30] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:59 towards level 89.
[03/08/24 07:05:23] kenyon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:22:58 towards level 87.
[03/08/24 07:47:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cirdan's tunic! Cirdan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/08/24 08:05:25] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:39:00 towards level 82.
[03/08/24 08:28:47] Brocker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:39 towards level 43.
[03/08/24 08:37:40] Pinkman has dealt Puff a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:22:00 is added to Puff's clock.
[03/08/24 09:07:57] yNos burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! yNos's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/08/24 09:34:53] idlegood ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:31:06 from level 76.
[03/08/24 09:40:48] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:49 towards level 90.
[03/08/24 10:25:38] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:15:20 towards level 92.
[03/08/24 10:33:25] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:18:20 towards level 81.
[03/08/24 10:44:32] dbx12 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:54 towards level 66.
[03/08/24 11:23:38] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:00 towards level 86.
[03/08/24 11:31:06] gildarts tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:12:23 towards level 79.
[03/08/24 11:38:24] TimeWarp was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:08:39 from level 75.
[03/08/24 12:09:49] sam was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:43:00 from level 79.
[03/08/24 12:12:02] zifnab06 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:36:06 towards level 78.
[03/08/24 13:11:26] mordac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:02:29 towards level 83.
[03/08/24 13:28:27] MetaNova ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:28:41 from level 81.
[03/08/24 13:48:33] sco1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:42 towards level 53.
[03/08/24 14:14:46] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:53 towards level 75.
[03/08/24 14:28:26] Omega bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:10:19 towards level 78.
[03/08/24 14:52:32] opcode fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:24:46 from level 55.
[03/08/24 15:34:14] Daikojun caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:28:05 towards level 63.
[03/08/24 16:15:20] Fenrik was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:23:25 from level 85.
[03/08/24 16:21:04] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:48 towards level 83.
[03/08/24 16:52:11] alephnull caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:16:09 towards level 63.
[03/08/24 16:53:48] Wolf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:04:59 from level 88.
[03/08/24 18:18:43] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:01:20 towards level 87.
[03/08/24 18:44:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on thornrag's tunic! thornrag's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/08/24 19:08:11] BlueJay was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:09 towards level 55.
[03/08/24 19:23:37] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:22:27 towards level 84.
[03/08/24 20:00:19] PanamaCity3003 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:07 towards level 48.
[03/08/24 20:38:25] kzootech found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:24 towards level 73.
[03/08/24 21:12:20] laama was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 16:33:50 from level 85.
[03/08/24 21:12:51] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:12:59 towards level 84.
[03/08/24 21:24:01] HollowWasp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:26:39 towards level 50.
[03/08/24 21:27:28] EddieT137 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! EddieT137's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/08/24 21:33:27] \dev\ice met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:04:46 from level 70.
[03/08/24 23:17:16] csc was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:35:20 from level 42.
[03/09/24 00:59:00] io found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:51 towards level 91.
[03/09/24 02:07:23] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:03:12 towards level 82.
[03/09/24 02:11:05] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:35:48 from level 83.
[03/09/24 02:14:53] Wam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:59:52 towards level 79.
[03/09/24 02:27:10] Kurenai slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Kurenai's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/09/24 03:18:22] nathan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:47:05 from level 59.
[03/09/24 04:10:04] VonToutCourt reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! VonToutCourt's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/24 04:13:28] The local wizard imbued jaxson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jaxson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/24 04:54:20] drahthaar was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:00:05 from level 90.
[03/09/24 05:14:51] Brocker's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Brocker's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/24 06:19:59] yang tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:40:09 towards level 52.
[03/09/24 08:12:27] \dev\ice found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:52:06 towards level 70.
[03/09/24 08:32:25] grangerstranger found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:09 towards level 55.
[03/09/24 08:34:48] EddieT137 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:49:02 towards level 79.
[03/09/24 09:58:27] io hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:20 towards level 91.
[03/09/24 10:16:25] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:40 towards level 90.
[03/09/24 11:22:30] sky got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:49:18 from level 84.
[03/09/24 11:56:25] The local wizard imbued BlueJay's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! BlueJay's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/24 12:00:04] TimeWarp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:51:33 towards level 75.
[03/09/24 14:53:11] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:06:54 towards level 76.
[03/09/24 15:07:09] Luca got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:07:02 from level 56.
[03/09/24 15:25:42] Tangles found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:25:38 towards level 80.
[03/09/24 15:57:35] Notir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:06:50 towards level 77.
[03/09/24 16:06:50] DojShadow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:47 towards level 41.
[03/09/24 16:53:02] eising ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:23:41 from level 85.
[03/09/24 16:53:14] Ankhers hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:49:38 towards level 76.
[03/09/24 17:05:27] The local wizard imbued csc's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! csc's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/24 18:13:33] spex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:06:00 towards level 84.
[03/09/24 19:07:28] nowz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:52 towards level 62.
[03/09/24 19:42:34] Asara was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:52:28 towards level 86.
[03/09/24 20:27:40] d4n13L had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:31 towards level 80.
[03/09/24 20:27:43] MadMan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MadMan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/09/24 22:16:23] KyloRen was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:29 towards level 58.
[03/09/24 22:42:19] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:59:35 towards level 85.
[03/09/24 22:48:06] Wam was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:09:12 from level 79.
[03/09/24 22:59:46] chadgpt discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:04 towards level 48.
[03/09/24 23:56:54] pyre tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:59:13 towards level 87.
[03/10/24 00:02:29] KyloRen was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:04 towards level 58.
[03/10/24 00:11:03] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:25:40 towards level 86.
[03/10/24 00:45:18] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:05:48 towards level 79.
[03/10/24 02:21:13] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:28:30 towards level 77.
[03/10/24 02:35:59] Pricey gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:23 towards level 69.
[03/10/24 03:07:53] TimeWarp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:21:44 towards level 75.
[03/10/24 03:16:17] Matthew ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:11:09 from level 67.
[03/10/24 03:30:32] tswsl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:22:13 towards level 85.
[03/10/24 03:43:34] IFireflyl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:57:57 from level 61.
[03/10/24 04:08:48] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:46:16 towards level 60.
[03/10/24 04:10:47] buzel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:22:32 towards level 85.
[03/10/24 04:22:34] Neil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:25:14 towards level 65.
[03/10/24 04:31:45] JigmeDatse bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 22:44:55 towards level 68.
[03/10/24 04:50:47] laama caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:32:45 towards level 85.
[03/10/24 05:23:16] Theleveler was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:45:57 from level 84.
[03/10/24 05:52:55] gendish was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:43:02 towards level 56.
[03/10/24 06:12:26] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on adamus1red's tunic! adamus1red's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/24 07:27:49] solarsparq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! solarsparq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/24 08:15:27] caeli reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! caeli's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/24 08:36:45] Paganel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:56:24 towards level 80.
[03/10/24 09:18:07] Zed_Spiker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:29:15 towards level 59.
[03/10/24 09:24:15] "\@_'s amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! "\@_'s amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/24 09:45:11] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:34:58 towards level 81.
[03/10/24 09:48:01] soltys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:20:52 towards level 89.
[03/10/24 10:06:48] ahmubashshir found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:22:51 towards level 70.
[03/10/24 11:41:50] MetaNova bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:38 towards level 81.
[03/10/24 11:43:34] mzumquadrat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:41:21 from level 56.
[03/10/24 12:51:22] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:14:17 towards level 86.
[03/10/24 13:11:58] Wolf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:07:05 from level 88.
[03/10/24 13:31:11] chadgpt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:28:23 towards level 48.
[03/10/24 14:10:34] IFireflyl's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! IFireflyl's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/24 14:11:35] Bolded reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Bolded's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/24 14:12:27] brycec bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:41:31 towards level 78.
[03/10/24 14:58:58] Wilson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:22:31 towards level 38.
[03/10/24 15:50:04] Ungoliant ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:04:42 from level 75.
[03/10/24 16:09:34] ChowderKeg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ChowderKeg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/24 16:35:18] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:08:30 towards level 62.
[03/10/24 17:24:44] nathan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:07 towards level 59.
[03/10/24 18:36:47] ChowderKeg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:08:25 towards level 87.
[03/10/24 18:49:40] Butch gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:48 towards level 42.
[03/10/24 19:10:06] blobdog has dealt MELOONi a Critical Strike! 5 days, 11:08:21 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[03/10/24 21:25:10] EddieT137 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:21:30 towards level 79.
[03/10/24 23:01:56] Ecko spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Ecko's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/10/24 23:06:46] BlueJay got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:43:05 towards level 56.
[03/10/24 23:18:37] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:07:51 towards level 74.
[03/10/24 23:21:37] kzootech's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kzootech's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/10/24 23:31:36] eising was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:40:19 towards level 85.
[03/10/24 23:49:25] bookworm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:22 towards level 77.
[03/11/24 01:20:29] Tenorman was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 17:58:05 from level 76.
[03/11/24 01:31:29] Soulwhisper was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:01 towards level 49.
[03/11/24 01:32:36] Yarosh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:21:28 towards level 80.
[03/11/24 02:11:57] TimeWarp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:18:15 towards level 75.
[03/11/24 02:19:28] jacob1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:30:35 towards level 90.
[03/11/24 02:29:37] misha hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:55 towards level 90.
[03/11/24 02:47:23] csc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:43 towards level 42.
[03/11/24 03:28:38] soltys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:11 towards level 89.
[03/11/24 03:42:53] IFireflyl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:37:17 towards level 61.
[03/11/24 03:54:39] Cockatrice's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Cockatrice's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/11/24 04:12:15] chadgpt was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:55 towards level 48.
[03/11/24 04:22:09] MetaNova has dealt Fraiyr a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:21:43 is added to Fraiyr's clock.
[03/11/24 04:46:38] caeli was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:37:33 from level 87.
[03/11/24 04:53:56] anarcat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:39:33 towards level 87.
[03/11/24 05:43:27] zuper met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:25 from level 40.
[03/11/24 05:50:39] Fenrik was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:01:09 from level 85.
[03/11/24 07:08:59] tscherer found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:15:26 towards level 55.
[03/11/24 07:34:06] Forud has dealt ion a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:21:46 is added to ion's clock.
[03/11/24 07:41:52] tscherer hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:04:45 towards level 55.
[03/11/24 07:42:20] solarsparq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:07:17 towards level 72.
[03/11/24 08:15:20] dwfreed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:35:38 towards level 87.
[03/11/24 08:42:26] PanamaCity3003 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:01 towards level 49.
[03/11/24 08:56:00] freeboson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:55:11 towards level 83.
[03/11/24 10:22:22] theZoMBiE found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:30:20 towards level 60.
[03/11/24 10:44:35] signofzeta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:55:11 towards level 77.
[03/11/24 11:27:39] EddieT137 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:39:27 towards level 79.
[03/11/24 12:02:25] Gangsterish tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:59:10 towards level 61.
[03/11/24 12:05:52] Blohsh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:38:00 towards level 58.
[03/11/24 12:37:41] RussellB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:02:43 towards level 84.
[03/11/24 12:45:54] mordac has dealt _sh a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:45:36 is added to _sh's clock.
[03/11/24 13:14:26] MadMan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:21:29 from level 75.
[03/11/24 13:56:53] vectr0n was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:07:38 from level 70.
[03/11/24 13:58:58] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:38:04 towards level 84.
[03/11/24 14:16:00] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:34 towards level 62.
[03/11/24 14:18:50] nowz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:21:47 towards level 63.
[03/11/24 14:47:47] Forud has dealt Theleveler a Critical Strike! 5 days, 19:20:06 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[03/11/24 15:30:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on signofzeta's tunic! signofzeta's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/24 15:56:00] MELOONi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:01:37 towards level 79.
[03/11/24 16:21:52] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:35 towards level 77.
[03/11/24 16:39:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on freeboson's tunic! freeboson's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/24 17:00:34] heisenbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! heisenbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/24 17:13:36] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:31:15 towards level 77.
[03/11/24 17:18:21] Ecko had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:32:26 towards level 79.
[03/11/24 17:31:20] V was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:30:48 from level 86.
[03/11/24 18:35:29] thornrag was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:38:13 towards level 80.
[03/11/24 19:07:07] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:47:07 towards level 91.
[03/11/24 19:55:00] The local wizard imbued muirrum's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! muirrum's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/24 20:04:52] Thorael's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Thorael's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/24 20:55:39] Nuae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:41:03 towards level 74.
[03/11/24 21:01:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Jens's tunic! Jens's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/11/24 21:13:40] Crazycatlady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:23:03 towards level 86.
[03/11/24 21:14:47] Cockroach ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:34:21 from level 53.
[03/11/24 21:51:42] Lord255 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:33:01 towards level 87.
[03/11/24 22:12:43] Misza was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:30:20 towards level 74.
[03/11/24 22:24:54] Notir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:35 towards level 77.
[03/11/24 23:16:12] Fraiyr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:45 towards level 44.
[03/11/24 23:55:32] KyloRen bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:56 towards level 58.
[03/12/24 00:03:02] Shinzon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:03:20 from level 52.
[03/12/24 00:31:38] aqsd was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:54:13 from level 81.
[03/12/24 01:16:35] Omega tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:05:49 towards level 78.
[03/12/24 01:38:38] Ancalagon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:39 towards level 63.
[03/12/24 01:43:48] misha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:29 towards level 90.
[03/12/24 01:53:57] KindOne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:02:11 towards level 75.
[03/12/24 02:07:19] pyre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:25:25 towards level 87.
[03/12/24 02:08:41] Fraiyr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:42 towards level 44.
[03/12/24 02:12:23] OobSaco got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:32 towards level 57.
[03/12/24 03:19:48] hax404 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hax404's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/12/24 03:20:09] Yarosh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:43:44 towards level 80.
[03/12/24 03:48:35] csc slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! csc's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/12/24 04:29:30] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:08:05 towards level 85.
[03/12/24 05:31:17] Kody was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:19:50 from level 58.
[03/12/24 05:46:37] kzootech had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:42:00 towards level 74.
[03/12/24 06:52:53] Yarosh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:50:44 towards level 80.
[03/12/24 07:21:06] Gangsterish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:31 towards level 61.
[03/12/24 07:58:14] mordac's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! mordac's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/24 08:03:15] Mat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:27:17 towards level 66.
[03/12/24 09:05:58] laama's charm ate a bolt of lightning! laama's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/24 13:31:36] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:37:49 towards level 88.
[03/12/24 14:09:29] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:33:12 towards level 85.
[03/12/24 14:36:28] Pinkman has dealt opcode a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:48:11 is added to opcode's clock.
[03/12/24 14:39:37] canton7 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:21:08 towards level 81.
[03/12/24 15:22:03] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:11:27 towards level 79.
[03/12/24 16:00:53] gusto's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gusto's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/24 16:41:13] BlueJay was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:09:58 from level 56.
[03/12/24 17:16:52] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:33 from level 75.
[03/12/24 18:10:42] Garg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:25:49 towards level 61.
[03/12/24 19:08:39] jaxson's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jaxson's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/12/24 21:01:18] mute had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:16 towards level 47.
[03/12/24 22:41:26] d4n13L got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:40:17 from level 81.
[03/12/24 23:54:51] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:47:59 towards level 90.
[03/13/24 00:08:10] freeboson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:59:12 from level 83.
[03/13/24 00:35:52] nathan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:03:49 towards level 59.
[03/13/24 01:18:42] Minus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:26:01 towards level 77.
[03/13/24 01:30:00] The local wizard imbued adamus1red's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! adamus1red's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/24 03:32:45] damyan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:48:51 towards level 79.
[03/13/24 04:26:07] The local wizard imbued csc's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! csc's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/24 04:53:51] mute discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:10 towards level 47.
[03/13/24 05:04:24] Celediel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:14:56 towards level 59.
[03/13/24 06:01:05] fork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:18 towards level 47.
[03/13/24 06:14:02] Bluedog walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:25:09 from level 79.
[03/13/24 07:03:59] Garg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Garg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/13/24 07:44:11] Thorael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:20:29 towards level 81.
[03/13/24 08:48:21] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:50 towards level 75.
[03/13/24 09:47:07] cadfael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:09:48 towards level 79.
[03/13/24 12:07:21] Aksej ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:05:39 from level 79.
[03/13/24 14:31:16] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:20:12 towards level 80.
[03/13/24 14:46:07] pastly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:47:09 from level 57.
[03/13/24 15:06:42] mzumquadrat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:25:09 towards level 56.
[03/13/24 15:36:33] Wolf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:10:59 towards level 88.
[03/13/24 15:59:52] Wilson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:29 towards level 40.
[03/13/24 16:16:31] sco1 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:21:27 from level 54.
[03/13/24 16:51:39] _sh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:19 towards level 90.
[03/13/24 17:02:17] Pinkman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:23:08 towards level 80.
[03/13/24 17:11:41] Bolded was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:54 from level 78.
[03/13/24 17:21:59] yano found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:07 towards level 86.
[03/13/24 17:23:21] mute caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:22 towards level 47.
[03/13/24 17:43:04] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:50:08 towards level 88.
[03/13/24 17:47:17] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:58:09 towards level 86.
[03/13/24 18:24:37] jayvee has dealt zifnab06 a Critical Strike! 4 days, 08:33:41 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[03/13/24 18:26:44] Lnk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:37:35 towards level 93.
[03/13/24 18:29:20] style was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:47:09 from level 71.
[03/13/24 19:44:22] alephnull was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:51 towards level 63.
[03/13/24 20:18:05] Zed_Spiker caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:24 towards level 59.
[03/13/24 20:56:09] BastelBot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:57:51 towards level 87.
[03/13/24 21:33:54] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:03:30 towards level 79.
[03/13/24 21:39:35] Zed_Spiker got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:04:04 towards level 59.
[03/13/24 21:47:42] damyan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:38:20 towards level 79.
[03/13/24 21:58:06] dyvonna had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:17:31 towards level 81.
[03/13/24 22:05:41] pfoley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:59:48 towards level 78.
[03/13/24 22:32:02] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:31:58 towards level 84.
[03/13/24 22:48:02] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:05 towards level 75.
[03/13/24 23:31:29] Wolf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:57:35 from level 88.
[03/13/24 23:34:22] Fraiyr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:36:37 from level 44.
[03/14/24 00:46:13] washclof bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:51:59 towards level 92.
[03/14/24 00:53:42] ChowderKeg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:47:58 towards level 87.
[03/14/24 01:24:02] KindOne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:14 towards level 75.
[03/14/24 02:03:45] SSLbits had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:59:43 towards level 74.
[03/14/24 02:14:25] sky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:29 towards level 84.
[03/14/24 02:18:59] IFireflyl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:06 towards level 61.
[03/14/24 02:24:24] bobvador had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:16 towards level 81.
[03/14/24 02:40:02] soltys was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:32:24 from level 89.
[03/14/24 02:40:29] laama was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:21:57 from level 85.
[03/14/24 02:40:38] GRIZZLYMAN found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:29:40 towards level 65.
[03/14/24 03:01:06] muirrum discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:03 towards level 63.
[03/14/24 03:24:49] Notir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:11 towards level 77.
[03/14/24 04:27:17] DrinkyBird was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:49:36 from level 88.
[03/14/24 04:28:24] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:01:11 towards level 90.
[03/14/24 05:14:15] Cockatrice was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:30:07 from level 73.
[03/14/24 05:34:41] bg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:26:07 from level 85.
[03/14/24 05:43:01] IFireflyl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:18 towards level 61.
[03/14/24 06:21:50] chadgpt met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:30:20 from level 49.
[03/14/24 06:52:16] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:07:18 towards level 80.
[03/14/24 07:51:54] mute got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:10 towards level 47.
[03/14/24 09:08:37] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:06:53 towards level 80.
[03/14/24 09:22:59] jacob1 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:32:08 from level 90.
[03/14/24 09:59:47] ChowderKeg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:29:28 from level 87.
[03/14/24 11:02:49] soltys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:16 towards level 89.
[03/14/24 11:06:34] nya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:09 towards level 83.
[03/14/24 11:15:20] \dev\ice was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:59:58 towards level 70.
[03/14/24 11:19:00] gildarts spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! gildarts's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/14/24 12:17:54] adamus1red gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:19:44 towards level 84.
[03/14/24 12:23:17] Celediel's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Celediel's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/14/24 12:56:31] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:52 towards level 87.
[03/14/24 13:07:07] opcode's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! opcode's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/24 13:22:06] Ankhers got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:36:58 towards level 76.
[03/14/24 13:54:45] Drin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:21:02 towards level 78.
[03/14/24 14:04:27] Ancalagon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:46:35 towards level 64.
[03/14/24 14:07:56] apb's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! apb's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/24 14:18:51] aqsd was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:58:18 from level 81.
[03/14/24 14:21:50] tomhek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:10:16 from level 85.
[03/14/24 14:49:00] Ungoliant was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:07 towards level 75.
[03/14/24 15:36:26] pfoley reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pfoley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/24 15:39:26] nya was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:39:07 from level 83.
[03/14/24 15:43:36] zuper was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:25 towards level 41.
[03/14/24 15:52:44] MELOONi was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:15:40 from level 79.
[03/14/24 16:43:21] gradator reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gradator's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/14/24 17:05:38] kptr ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:38:38 from level 85.
[03/14/24 17:17:48] boscage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:38:45 towards level 64.
[03/14/24 17:30:53] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:17:57 towards level 91.
[03/14/24 17:42:57] caeli found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:07:31 towards level 87.
[03/14/24 18:18:22] Reilly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:59:29 towards level 66.
[03/14/24 18:44:16] dyvonna was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:49:48 from level 81.
[03/14/24 19:14:51] alephnull was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:16 from level 63.
[03/14/24 19:25:05] jacob1 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:13:58 from level 90.
[03/14/24 19:39:18] BlueJay slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! BlueJay's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/14/24 19:50:03] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:36:49 towards level 80.
[03/14/24 21:03:20] tass walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:26:08 from level 62.
[03/14/24 22:18:11] VonToutCourt ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:45:20 from level 86.
[03/14/24 22:40:53] yano was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:42 towards level 86.
[03/15/24 00:49:18] yano was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:56 from level 86.
[03/15/24 01:12:11] el discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:09:11 towards level 83.
[03/15/24 01:33:18] Ankhers fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:02:59 from level 76.
[03/15/24 01:35:41] sky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:36:27 towards level 85.
[03/15/24 01:41:22] rawgreaze caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:06 towards level 76.
[03/15/24 02:08:11] Aksej got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:10 towards level 79.
[03/15/24 02:38:51] GilbertErik was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:59 from level 73.
[03/15/24 02:53:29] sky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:42:24 towards level 85.
[03/15/24 02:59:05] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:30:52 towards level 71.
[03/15/24 03:03:45] Matthew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:34:47 towards level 67.
[03/15/24 03:04:31] DrinkyBird slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! DrinkyBird's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/15/24 03:47:34] Brocker's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Brocker's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/24 03:54:34] sky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:20:29 towards level 85.
[03/15/24 04:27:21] gradator was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:08 from level 85.
[03/15/24 04:37:34] Ungoliant had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:47 towards level 75.
[03/15/24 05:50:54] tsr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:23:34 towards level 80.
[03/15/24 05:59:13] Kody was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:14:50 towards level 58.
[03/15/24 06:06:52] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:50 towards level 79.
[03/15/24 06:22:29] aqsd was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:46:13 towards level 81.
[03/15/24 06:59:33] laama was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:35:54 towards level 85.
[03/15/24 07:03:04] Notir was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:43:07 from level 78.
[03/15/24 07:46:54] MetaNova had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:28:49 towards level 82.
[03/15/24 08:20:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on elf's tunic! elf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/24 08:59:05] The local wizard imbued vectr0n's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! vectr0n's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/24 09:09:51] MELOONi fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:53:59 from level 79.
[03/15/24 09:31:24] soltys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:18 towards level 89.
[03/15/24 10:03:17] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:30 towards level 81.
[03/15/24 10:09:39] RussellB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:53:58 towards level 84.
[03/15/24 10:10:03] Kurenai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:52 towards level 75.
[03/15/24 10:20:19] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:09 towards level 81.
[03/15/24 11:15:27] particleflux tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:24 towards level 61.
[03/15/24 11:50:01] yNos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:26:08 towards level 80.
[03/15/24 12:06:24] jacquesssss was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:03:08 towards level 57.
[03/15/24 12:06:43] HollowWasp's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! HollowWasp's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/24 14:34:39] RussellB fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:15:43 from level 84.
[03/15/24 16:02:00] Gorek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:48:26 towards level 87.
[03/15/24 16:27:42] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:50 towards level 77.
[03/15/24 16:55:10] hax404 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:58:03 towards level 82.
[03/15/24 18:06:31] SirBummelz got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 72 days, 18:31:27 from level 70.
[03/15/24 18:13:55] eising was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:32:12 from level 85.
[03/15/24 19:30:59] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:44 towards level 62.
[03/15/24 19:48:09] The local wizard imbued Omega's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Omega's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/24 20:04:11] Nuae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:33 towards level 74.
[03/15/24 20:25:17] \dev\ice fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:03:50 from level 70.
[03/15/24 20:30:30] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:45:42 towards level 80.
[03/15/24 20:41:31] damyan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:40 towards level 79.
[03/15/24 21:21:23] thatmint bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:11:29 towards level 68.
[03/15/24 21:39:32] brycec found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:01:01 towards level 78.
[03/15/24 21:40:39] dbx12 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:46:08 towards level 67.
[03/15/24 22:39:26] Nysdar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:31:46 towards level 81.
[03/15/24 22:47:25] Fyrgor had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:54:46 towards level 53.
[03/15/24 22:50:31] Fischmiep's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Fischmiep's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/24 23:16:08] MELOONi's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MELOONi's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/15/24 23:26:43] OobSaco's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! OobSaco's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/15/24 23:33:34] ChowderKeg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:50:54 towards level 87.
[03/16/24 00:57:58] Lilith was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:52:17 towards level 60.
[03/16/24 01:24:18] Bluedog found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:05:58 towards level 79.
[03/16/24 01:39:49] fork ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:21 from level 48.
[03/16/24 02:27:38] Daikojun was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:13:13 from level 63.
[03/16/24 02:59:28] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:30 towards level 80.
[03/16/24 03:15:08] Notir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:33:51 towards level 78.
[03/16/24 03:30:13] ion was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:04 towards level 90.
[03/16/24 03:42:47] scumola reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! scumola's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/24 04:02:31] thatmint was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:06:36 from level 68.
[03/16/24 04:55:45] bfft burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bfft's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/16/24 05:28:56] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:08:01 towards level 91.
[03/16/24 05:43:35] Kayn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:06 towards level 49.
[03/16/24 06:34:03] Aksej was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:55:34 towards level 80.
[03/16/24 07:55:35] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:07:09 towards level 76.
[03/16/24 08:03:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on spex's tunic! spex's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/24 08:09:49] yNos tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:46 towards level 80.
[03/16/24 08:23:56] bobvador got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:21 towards level 81.
[03/16/24 08:33:59] h00k spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! h00k's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/16/24 09:14:58] BastelBot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:38:13 from level 87.
[03/16/24 10:47:42] gildarts was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:28:25 towards level 79.
[03/16/24 11:33:36] freeboson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:17:20 towards level 83.
[03/16/24 12:32:34] Cockatrice ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:43:38 from level 73.
[03/16/24 13:07:31] caeli's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! caeli's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/16/24 13:07:58] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:32:44 towards level 75.
[03/16/24 13:12:44] eising discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:32:07 towards level 85.
[03/16/24 13:26:39] Bolded spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Bolded's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/16/24 14:18:52] Asara gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:32:56 towards level 86.
[03/16/24 14:35:19] V hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:17:19 towards level 86.
[03/16/24 14:46:11] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:03:58 towards level 89.
[03/16/24 15:05:15] boscage had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:50:01 towards level 64.
[03/16/24 15:13:22] kevkev's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kevkev's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/16/24 15:45:12] abarat burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! abarat's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/16/24 15:45:21] "\@_ was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:27:45 from level 85.
[03/16/24 15:49:43] bg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:56 towards level 85.
[03/16/24 16:10:16] hax404 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:51:12 towards level 82.
[03/16/24 16:50:22] Bolded discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:21:00 towards level 79.
[03/16/24 17:12:36] kzootech was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:37:56 towards level 74.
[03/16/24 17:23:28] gildarts caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:42:44 towards level 79.
[03/16/24 18:16:43] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:53 towards level 81.
[03/16/24 18:33:30] Gangsterish was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:20 towards level 61.
[03/16/24 18:59:49] bg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:45:52 from level 85.
[03/16/24 19:02:48] bobvador spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bobvador's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/16/24 19:27:24] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:42:34 towards level 82.
[03/16/24 19:55:48] kenyon was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:31:10 from level 87.
[03/16/24 20:07:49] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:16:16 towards level 82.
[03/16/24 20:11:26] particleflux had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:24:05 towards level 62.
[03/16/24 20:49:11] chadgpt was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:55:19 from level 49.
[03/16/24 21:32:50] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:34:58 towards level 71.
[03/16/24 21:45:37] buzel was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:58:30 from level 85.
[03/16/24 22:19:16] kptr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:18:37 towards level 85.
[03/16/24 22:20:05] zifnab06 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:29:35 towards level 78.
[03/16/24 22:33:35] vegadark ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 09:10:51 from level 89.
[03/16/24 22:48:17] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:30:30 towards level 67.
[03/16/24 22:58:02] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:14 towards level 87.
[03/16/24 23:42:14] Gangsterish was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:37 towards level 61.
[03/17/24 00:06:41] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:19:58 towards level 92.
[03/17/24 00:44:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Forud's tunic! Forud's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/24 00:45:29] Khorne's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Khorne's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/24 01:02:20] Drin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:53:21 towards level 78.
[03/17/24 01:40:11] pastly was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:19:52 from level 57.
[03/17/24 02:09:29] Bluedog found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:52:16 towards level 79.
[03/17/24 02:47:48] Kritzefitz fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:30:01 from level 82.
[03/17/24 03:06:32] pyre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:28 towards level 87.
[03/17/24 03:53:59] Techman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:20:47 towards level 89.
[03/17/24 05:29:39] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:34:53 towards level 79.
[03/17/24 05:37:53] io was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:24:08 towards level 92.
[03/17/24 06:07:46] Butch bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:57 towards level 44.
[03/17/24 06:57:45] dbx12 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:38:04 towards level 67.
[03/17/24 07:13:56] Paganel's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Paganel's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/17/24 07:53:29] KindOne burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! KindOne's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/17/24 08:18:36] Forud met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:58:17 from level 84.
[03/17/24 08:30:35] solarsparq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:39:49 towards level 72.
[03/17/24 08:44:55] idleevil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:45 towards level 75.
[03/17/24 08:52:10] The local wizard imbued V's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! V's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/24 09:34:30] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:32:50 towards level 82.
[03/17/24 10:05:38] EddieT137 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:43:21 towards level 79.
[03/17/24 10:19:41] Koffa was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:53:42 towards level 85.
[03/17/24 10:39:11] Techman got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:13:05 from level 89.
[03/17/24 10:46:55] Gorek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:41:20 towards level 87.
[03/17/24 10:48:44] Celediel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:19 towards level 59.
[03/17/24 10:53:11] The local wizard imbued Nehi's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Nehi's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/24 11:24:06] brycec found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:49 towards level 78.
[03/17/24 12:04:18] brycec found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:40:36 towards level 78.
[03/17/24 12:23:43] The local wizard imbued TheSilentLink's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TheSilentLink's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/24 12:34:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Theleveler's tunic! Theleveler's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/24 14:34:53] Reilly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:36:33 towards level 66.
[03/17/24 14:59:33] Lilith caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:19:43 towards level 60.
[03/17/24 17:24:36] RussellB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:03 towards level 84.
[03/17/24 18:36:25] scornn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:08:06 towards level 65.
[03/17/24 19:28:23] Gangsterish caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:35:34 towards level 62.
[03/17/24 20:03:46] TheSilentLink caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:39:08 towards level 76.
[03/17/24 21:11:54] KindOne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:14 towards level 75.
[03/17/24 21:16:00] gendish burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! gendish's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/17/24 21:27:46] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:49:54 towards level 80.
[03/17/24 21:44:44] alephnull found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:34:22 towards level 64.
[03/17/24 22:02:13] Notir has dealt RussellB a Critical Strike! 8 days, 21:15:38 is added to RussellB's clock.
[03/17/24 22:51:31] Pinkman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:15 towards level 80.
[03/17/24 23:58:22] RussellB got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:02:04 from level 84.
[03/18/24 01:04:33] GRIZZLYMAN found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:50:02 towards level 65.
[03/18/24 02:09:03] Ancalagon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:43:28 towards level 64.
[03/18/24 02:21:35] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:26:14 towards level 84.
[03/18/24 02:36:06] ChowderKeg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:15:28 towards level 87.
[03/18/24 03:28:00] Celediel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:49:51 from level 59.
[03/18/24 03:28:49] mordac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:04:14 towards level 83.
[03/18/24 03:38:06] tscherer found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:13 towards level 55.
[03/18/24 04:48:54] Daikojun ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:45:23 from level 63.
[03/18/24 04:51:44] scumola caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:09 towards level 80.
[03/18/24 04:55:45] Affliction has dealt Kayn a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:35:40 is added to Kayn's clock.
[03/18/24 04:55:48] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:06 towards level 80.
[03/18/24 05:25:39] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:19 towards level 88.
[03/18/24 06:02:23] freeboson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:22:49 towards level 83.
[03/18/24 06:04:03] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:51 towards level 81.
[03/18/24 07:31:54] Chuck ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:26:42 from level 80.
[03/18/24 07:59:28] n0ssh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:33:09 towards level 61.
[03/18/24 09:46:12] misha was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:23:30 from level 91.
[03/18/24 10:27:46] pfoley had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:15 towards level 78.
[03/18/24 11:26:12] TheSilentLink was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:42:00 from level 76.
[03/18/24 11:54:31] blobdog was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:15:53 from level 60.
[03/18/24 11:59:15] cornfeedhobo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:14 towards level 71.
[03/18/24 12:45:40] tomhek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:02 towards level 85.
[03/18/24 12:47:50] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:24:20 towards level 84.
[03/18/24 13:13:22] Wolf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:20:58 towards level 88.
[03/18/24 13:13:44] Zed_Spiker hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:02 towards level 59.
[03/18/24 13:14:23] bsleep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:46:13 towards level 82.
[03/18/24 13:19:00] Xenthys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:46:37 towards level 64.
[03/18/24 13:59:31] nathan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:37 towards level 59.
[03/18/24 14:05:12] style got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:50:18 from level 72.
[03/18/24 15:08:23] scumola bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:02:10 towards level 80.
[03/18/24 15:27:22] buzel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:52:10 towards level 85.
[03/18/24 16:54:26] Nuae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:08 towards level 74.
[03/18/24 17:30:11] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:43 towards level 62.
[03/18/24 17:31:36] ColonelPanic001 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:05 towards level 58.
[03/18/24 17:43:45] Fischmiep spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Fischmiep's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/18/24 18:05:51] Aksej hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:01:15 towards level 80.
[03/18/24 18:22:46] fork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:13 towards level 48.
[03/18/24 18:29:46] scornn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:55:24 towards level 65.
[03/18/24 18:44:17] hdm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:13 towards level 90.
[03/18/24 19:11:28] ColonelPanic001 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:22 towards level 58.
[03/18/24 19:12:32] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:48:14 towards level 91.
[03/18/24 19:15:38] Acolarh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:30:52 towards level 85.
[03/18/24 20:14:00] Chuck ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:29:52 from level 80.
[03/18/24 20:23:37] Reilly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:11:46 towards level 66.
[03/18/24 21:27:32] The local wizard imbued philipp__'s pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! philipp__'s set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/18/24 21:50:32] Bluedog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:36:20 towards level 79.
[03/18/24 22:17:54] Xenthys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:11:40 towards level 64.
[03/18/24 22:19:50] Tabmow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:46:21 towards level 75.
[03/19/24 02:08:45] Celediel met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:18:36 from level 59.
[03/19/24 02:09:39] gendish burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! gendish's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/19/24 02:16:39] Affliction spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Affliction's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/19/24 02:18:04] BastelBot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:11:58 towards level 87.
[03/19/24 02:46:09] KyloRen's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! KyloRen's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/24 02:49:44] solarsparq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:08:41 towards level 72.
[03/19/24 02:54:12] sam reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sam's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/24 03:20:26] jacquesssss was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:26:09 towards level 57.
[03/19/24 04:54:29] Celediel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:06:42 towards level 59.
[03/19/24 05:23:37] SirBummelz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 83 days, 01:11:15 towards level 70.
[03/19/24 05:47:24] TimWolla met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:10:25 from level 92.
[03/19/24 06:01:06] Wilson has dealt Fraiyr a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:25:19 is added to Fraiyr's clock.
[03/19/24 06:17:47] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:43:01 towards level 87.
[03/19/24 06:32:52] anarcat's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! anarcat's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/19/24 07:20:16] Kody caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:39:15 towards level 58.
[03/19/24 08:18:23] Sombra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Sombra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/24 08:28:33] MadMan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:53:57 towards level 75.
[03/19/24 10:12:05] Nehi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:42 towards level 44.
[03/19/24 10:15:40] el fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:30:15 from level 83.
[03/19/24 10:39:59] solarsparq walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:03:37 from level 72.
[03/19/24 10:45:08] idlegood bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:07:29 towards level 76.
[03/19/24 11:03:51] MELOONi's charm ate a bolt of lightning! MELOONi's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/24 11:15:09] JigmeDatse found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 08:15:22 towards level 68.
[03/19/24 12:36:59] Techman was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:28:39 from level 89.
[03/19/24 12:42:18] Nuae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:42 towards level 74.
[03/19/24 14:05:07] kinus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:03:03 towards level 80.
[03/19/24 14:13:29] Lord255 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:05:22 towards level 87.
[03/19/24 14:15:52] idlegood bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 16:13:44 towards level 76.
[03/19/24 15:30:09] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:55:55 towards level 81.
[03/19/24 15:33:04] wowbagger found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:24:46 towards level 62.
[03/19/24 15:39:27] Garg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:10:46 towards level 61.
[03/19/24 15:47:40] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:50:41 towards level 88.
[03/19/24 16:03:19] nya reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nya's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/24 16:30:49] The local wizard imbued bird's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bird's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/24 16:49:38] \dev\ice tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:10:56 towards level 70.
[03/19/24 16:52:40] apb was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:40:12 from level 84.
[03/19/24 17:14:52] Kurenai has dealt ahmubashshir a Critical Strike! 4 days, 04:50:23 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[03/19/24 17:35:57] The local wizard imbued SSLbits's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! SSLbits's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/19/24 17:57:27] catte discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:37 towards level 35.
[03/19/24 18:50:14] Kody found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:51:26 towards level 58.
[03/19/24 18:57:15] Jens was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:29:22 towards level 76.
[03/19/24 19:22:33] gradator bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:36:09 towards level 85.
[03/19/24 20:08:09] misha was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:06:30 from level 91.
[03/19/24 20:08:09] Celediel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:38:22 towards level 59.
[03/19/24 21:03:44] JigmeDatse was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 16:52:05 towards level 68.
[03/19/24 21:12:22] PanamaCity3003 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:26:38 from level 50.
[03/19/24 21:24:35] io had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:34:00 towards level 92.
[03/19/24 21:54:19] MadMan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:39:57 towards level 75.
[03/19/24 22:07:17] Xenthys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:41:37 towards level 64.
[03/19/24 23:08:48] mzumquadrat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:10 towards level 56.
[03/19/24 23:21:44] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:35 towards level 81.
[03/19/24 23:50:15] drahthaar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:41:24 towards level 91.
[03/20/24 01:00:04] Kody was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:08:44 from level 58.
[03/20/24 02:23:27] Sario caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:01:06 towards level 71.
[03/20/24 04:11:36] dodecahedron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:48:11 towards level 57.
[03/20/24 04:24:35] Tangles caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:44:24 towards level 80.
[03/20/24 05:09:03] Kritzefitz has dealt Theleveler a Critical Strike! 4 days, 02:33:35 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[03/20/24 05:09:18] Kurenai was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:40 towards level 75.
[03/20/24 06:04:59] abarat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:29 towards level 43.
[03/20/24 06:08:23] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:23:21 towards level 92.
[03/20/24 07:31:00] idleneutral found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:22:30 towards level 71.
[03/20/24 07:59:53] Reilly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:12:56 towards level 66.
[03/20/24 08:16:04] wowbagger was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:28 towards level 62.
[03/20/24 09:18:10] KyloRen hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:11:22 towards level 59.
[03/20/24 09:38:45] thatmint found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:50:47 towards level 68.
[03/20/24 09:52:44] wowbagger was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:48:46 towards level 62.
[03/20/24 10:42:22] Lnk spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Lnk's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/20/24 11:05:37] Aksej was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:29:33 from level 80.
[03/20/24 11:13:10] mordac ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:14:12 from level 83.
[03/20/24 11:40:19] The local wizard imbued Wam's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wam's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/20/24 11:56:35] Frosty fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:45 from level 31.
[03/20/24 12:03:05] Soulwhisper found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:19 towards level 50.
[03/20/24 12:10:17] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:15:06 towards level 85.
[03/20/24 12:39:14] Zed_Spiker ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:40:13 from level 59.
[03/20/24 12:39:45] Misza was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:22:20 towards level 74.
[03/20/24 12:55:24] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:49:28 towards level 80.
[03/20/24 13:14:01] eising was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:47:07 towards level 85.
[03/20/24 15:08:08] BastelBot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:41:52 towards level 87.
[03/20/24 16:10:40] Yarosh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:26:44 towards level 80.
[03/20/24 16:26:43] Fischmiep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:44 towards level 35.
[03/20/24 16:30:16] Shinzon ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:38:14 from level 52.
[03/20/24 17:01:30] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:42:03 towards level 87.
[03/20/24 17:24:26] hugga found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:32:55 towards level 72.
[03/20/24 17:59:41] Sario was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:52:03 from level 71.
[03/20/24 18:15:49] RussellB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:08:35 towards level 84.
[03/20/24 19:00:17] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:30:41 towards level 76.
[03/20/24 19:03:44] Kritzefitz was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:00:14 from level 82.
[03/20/24 19:39:33] Kritzefitz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:13:13 towards level 82.
[03/20/24 20:05:11] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:18:50 towards level 89.
[03/20/24 20:58:52] Yarosh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:14:52 from level 80.
[03/20/24 21:42:56] idleneutral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:55:51 towards level 71.
[03/20/24 22:37:42] DontEvenPeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:33:44 towards level 68.
[03/20/24 23:57:37] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:05:10 towards level 76.
[03/21/24 00:42:18] h00k was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:51:22 from level 61.
[03/21/24 01:38:48] Khorne ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:35:21 from level 92.
[03/21/24 01:42:28] IFireflyl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:48:59 towards level 62.
[03/21/24 02:22:57] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:40:00 towards level 87.
[03/21/24 03:14:00] spex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:54:42 towards level 85.
[03/21/24 03:47:57] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:58 towards level 92.
[03/21/24 04:10:37] tmberg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 63 days, 20:47:22 from level 78.
[03/21/24 04:11:38] ahmubashshir reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ahmubashshir's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/24 04:27:44] Aksej got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:52:26 towards level 80.
[03/21/24 04:32:26] bookworm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:40:06 towards level 78.
[03/21/24 04:59:23] Thorael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:32 towards level 81.
[03/21/24 05:31:56] kptr caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:52:50 towards level 85.
[03/21/24 05:56:15] kzootech was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:58:43 towards level 74.
[03/21/24 06:00:06] Wam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:31:33 towards level 79.
[03/21/24 07:23:52] MadMan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! MadMan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/21/24 08:02:02] Matthew was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:24:39 from level 67.
[03/21/24 09:14:54] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:30 towards level 84.
[03/21/24 09:38:48] Ankhers was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:26:16 from level 76.
[03/21/24 10:33:39] Forud's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Forud's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/24 11:06:54] thornrag bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:12 towards level 80.
[03/21/24 11:46:51] Sario found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:06:01 towards level 71.
[03/21/24 12:04:55] apb ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:04:19 from level 84.
[03/21/24 12:35:15] pyre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:36:15 towards level 88.
[03/21/24 12:44:41] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:01:45 towards level 80.
[03/21/24 12:57:34] zifnab06 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:47:02 towards level 78.
[03/21/24 13:05:31] Zed_Spiker ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:36:45 from level 59.
[03/21/24 13:29:10] noex's charm ate a bolt of lightning! noex's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/24 13:47:02] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:10:23 towards level 82.
[03/21/24 14:04:44] abarat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:44 from level 43.
[03/21/24 14:08:27] gusto found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:20:48 towards level 71.
[03/21/24 14:31:48] Ecko gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:01:30 towards level 79.
[03/21/24 14:55:22] The local wizard imbued tomhek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tomhek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/24 14:56:14] Gorek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:43:01 from level 87.
[03/21/24 16:39:24] MetaNova discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:11:04 towards level 82.
[03/21/24 17:00:17] IFireflyl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:39:09 towards level 62.
[03/21/24 17:10:20] BastelBot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:33:40 towards level 87.
[03/21/24 17:19:23] hugga was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:45:27 from level 72.
[03/21/24 17:21:38] Zed_Spiker found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:07 towards level 59.
[03/21/24 17:28:01] Acolarh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:28:41 towards level 85.
[03/21/24 17:34:40] tsr has dealt eising a Critical Strike! 7 days, 19:08:54 is added to eising's clock.
[03/21/24 17:42:17] allo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:06:30 towards level 86.
[03/21/24 17:42:54] Affliction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:30:27 towards level 84.
[03/21/24 18:53:37] Zed_Spiker was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:24:04 from level 59.
[03/21/24 19:24:05] The local wizard imbued Tangles's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tangles's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/24 19:29:34] boscage was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:15:57 from level 64.
[03/21/24 19:29:37] Wilson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:43 towards level 41.
[03/21/24 19:45:30] Affliction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:21:27 towards level 84.
[03/21/24 20:04:29] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:36:57 towards level 79.
[03/21/24 21:04:17] KyloRen caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:26 towards level 59.
[03/21/24 21:19:42] hiod ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:44 from level 40.
[03/21/24 21:29:46] rawgreaze had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:04:41 towards level 77.
[03/21/24 22:04:43] mzumquadrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:44:48 towards level 56.
[03/21/24 22:27:05] bsleep slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bsleep's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/21/24 22:48:36] catte spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! catte's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/21/24 22:52:03] boscage caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:02:20 towards level 64.
[03/21/24 23:10:31] BastelBot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:47:57 towards level 87.
[03/22/24 00:09:57] eising had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:42:01 towards level 85.
[03/22/24 00:19:42] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:57:59 towards level 86.
[03/22/24 00:29:27] Xenthys has dealt h00k a Critical Strike! 9 days, 05:39:03 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/22/24 01:00:39] Pricey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:49:11 towards level 69.
[03/22/24 01:48:10] Matthew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:50:37 towards level 67.
[03/22/24 02:34:09] nowz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:29:34 towards level 63.
[03/22/24 02:40:51] vectr0n found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:46:05 towards level 70.
[03/22/24 02:47:48] rawgreaze got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:50:21 towards level 77.
[03/22/24 04:03:11] gradator got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:11:50 from level 85.
[03/22/24 05:26:27] fstrelok bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:36:27 towards level 68.
[03/22/24 06:03:33] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:10:44 towards level 76.
[03/22/24 06:13:25] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:03:29 towards level 85.
[03/22/24 06:13:34] Reilly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:21:35 towards level 66.
[03/22/24 07:10:27] tscherer was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:51:56 towards level 55.
[03/22/24 08:59:26] Celediel was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:54:51 from level 59.
[03/22/24 10:27:38] io caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:55:49 towards level 92.
[03/22/24 11:51:24] adamus1red's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! adamus1red's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/24 11:54:17] Tangles was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:27 towards level 80.
[03/22/24 12:37:58] kenyon met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:50:41 from level 87.
[03/22/24 12:39:05] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:05:18 towards level 90.
[03/22/24 12:46:57] noex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:15:42 towards level 68.
[03/22/24 13:31:53] apb found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:32:14 towards level 84.
[03/22/24 13:33:09] Varjatticus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Varjatticus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/24 14:05:12] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:29:49 towards level 78.
[03/22/24 15:19:47] damyan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:07 towards level 79.
[03/22/24 16:14:28] mzumquadrat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:14:59 from level 56.
[03/22/24 16:37:42] Gangsterish was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:25:32 towards level 62.
[03/22/24 17:40:39] brycec was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:08 towards level 78.
[03/22/24 17:52:09] SSLbits found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:14 towards level 74.
[03/22/24 18:10:06] Brocker was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:49 towards level 47.
[03/22/24 18:22:08] sco1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:49 towards level 54.
[03/22/24 18:46:58] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:07:52 towards level 85.
[03/22/24 19:18:06] Soulwhisper found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:16:10 towards level 51.
[03/22/24 20:07:48] bfft found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:14 towards level 67.
[03/22/24 21:20:07] yang tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:43 towards level 53.
[03/22/24 21:35:24] RussellB got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:52:18 towards level 84.
[03/22/24 22:18:02] Kody gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:11:47 towards level 58.
[03/22/24 22:20:07] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 02:14:37 towards level 84.
[03/22/24 22:40:03] ion found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:49 towards level 90.
[03/22/24 23:00:58] Notir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:16:17 towards level 78.
[03/22/24 23:23:58] buzel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buzel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/22/24 23:35:04] pyre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:49:24 towards level 88.
[03/23/24 00:20:41] boscage's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! boscage's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/23/24 00:46:32] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:13:47 towards level 85.
[03/23/24 01:54:37] jacob1 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:25:02 from level 90.
[03/23/24 01:58:28] bobvador bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:36:09 towards level 82.
[03/23/24 02:12:15] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:20:29 towards level 79.
[03/23/24 03:10:15] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:41:21 towards level 87.
[03/23/24 04:18:39] BlueJay was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:48:41 from level 57.
[03/23/24 04:54:51] DojShadow's charm ate a bolt of lightning! DojShadow's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/23/24 04:56:38] Zed_Spiker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:20 towards level 59.
[03/23/24 05:21:13] KindOne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:21:34 towards level 76.
[03/23/24 05:29:54] MadMan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:55:28 towards level 75.
[03/23/24 06:01:56] _sh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:32 towards level 90.
[03/23/24 06:56:11] Misza got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:45:31 towards level 74.
[03/23/24 07:53:57] cadfael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:35:20 towards level 79.
[03/23/24 08:45:36] TimeWarp was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:14:16 from level 75.
[03/23/24 08:56:34] The local wizard imbued fstrelok's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! fstrelok's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/23/24 09:52:12] Sombra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:50:16 from level 87.
[03/23/24 11:08:15] Pricey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:14 towards level 69.
[03/23/24 11:32:46] el had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:53:20 towards level 83.
[03/23/24 12:06:24] Ankhers found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:31:52 towards level 76.
[03/23/24 12:58:12] BlueJay found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:28:44 towards level 57.
[03/23/24 14:39:00] bfft had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:36 towards level 67.
[03/23/24 14:42:42] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:56 towards level 82.
[03/23/24 15:58:34] Shinzon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:51 towards level 52.
[03/23/24 16:21:28] el was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:04:17 from level 83.
[03/23/24 17:03:51] Omega found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:15:16 towards level 78.
[03/23/24 17:17:30] nathan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:16:43 towards level 60.
[03/23/24 17:36:41] Reilly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:56:45 towards level 66.
[03/23/24 18:33:51] HollowWasp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:30 towards level 51.
[03/23/24 19:20:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on io's tunic! io's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/23/24 19:54:45] style walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:23:05 from level 72.
[03/23/24 20:20:06] KyloRen was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:21:56 from level 59.
[03/23/24 20:20:51] Kody discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:41 towards level 58.
[03/23/24 20:37:08] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:22:48 towards level 90.
[03/23/24 20:48:13] Soulwhisper tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:12 towards level 51.
[03/23/24 21:18:53] shikhin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:34 towards level 87.
[03/23/24 23:58:33] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:57:54 towards level 90.
[03/24/24 00:14:22] The local wizard imbued alexlehm's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! alexlehm's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/24 00:40:01] Cirdan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:08:48 from level 87.
[03/24/24 02:11:33] adamus1red was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:11:37 from level 84.
[03/24/24 02:49:30] Wam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:02 towards level 79.
[03/24/24 02:49:54] Crazycatlady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:11:46 towards level 86.
[03/24/24 03:26:54] Omega bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:02 towards level 78.
[03/24/24 03:59:39] HellSpawn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:25:24 from level 75.
[03/24/24 04:34:20] yano discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:10:47 towards level 87.
[03/24/24 04:43:59] HellSpawn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:16:14 towards level 75.
[03/24/24 05:14:08] gusto got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:48:09 towards level 71.
[03/24/24 05:39:46] Kody was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:53:51 towards level 58.
[03/24/24 05:41:54] abarat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:50 towards level 44.
[03/24/24 05:46:58] dbx12 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:35:19 towards level 67.
[03/24/24 06:03:40] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:46:11 towards level 81.
[03/24/24 06:09:54] CompanionCube reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CompanionCube's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/24 06:53:01] scornn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:30:47 towards level 65.
[03/24/24 07:29:22] bfft found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:59:40 towards level 68.
[03/24/24 08:16:57] Ankhers was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:29:42 towards level 76.
[03/24/24 09:20:18] cfjk has dealt DontEvenPeek a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:35:52 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[03/24/24 11:12:02] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:30:29 towards level 75.
[03/24/24 11:31:04] GilbertErik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:02:50 towards level 73.
[03/24/24 11:42:54] Wam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:13 towards level 79.
[03/24/24 13:00:28] Kayn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:11 towards level 50.
[03/24/24 13:42:47] yNos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:36 towards level 80.
[03/24/24 14:05:33] Nysdar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:05:47 towards level 81.
[03/24/24 14:22:48] noex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:50:07 towards level 68.
[03/24/24 15:03:49] GilbertErik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:59:11 towards level 73.
[03/24/24 16:16:32] The local wizard imbued buzel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! buzel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/24/24 16:36:34] bookworm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:52:11 from level 78.
[03/24/24 17:07:30] DojShadow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:40 towards level 45.
[03/24/24 17:08:34] pacer ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:44 from level 35.
[03/24/24 17:13:54] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:03:31 towards level 90.
[03/24/24 18:13:56] ion was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:47:38 from level 90.
[03/24/24 18:35:43] hax404 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:58:59 from level 82.
[03/24/24 19:18:44] IFireflyl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:39:03 from level 62.
[03/24/24 20:18:00] csc2ya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:59 towards level 64.
[03/24/24 21:08:42] Tabmow fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:06:23 from level 75.
[03/24/24 21:15:12] noex ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:08:06 from level 68.
[03/24/24 21:53:42] eising hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:05:04 towards level 85.
[03/24/24 22:00:34] blobdog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:03 towards level 60.
[03/24/24 22:36:48] Tabmow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:49:16 towards level 75.
[03/24/24 23:28:07] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:55 towards level 87.
[03/25/24 00:59:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on KyloRen's tunic! KyloRen's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/24 01:43:05] allo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:23:19 towards level 86.
[03/25/24 03:27:39] mzumquadrat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:53 towards level 56.
[03/25/24 03:39:51] GRIZZLYMAN slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! GRIZZLYMAN's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/25/24 04:41:56] Aksej ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:19:06 from level 80.
[03/25/24 06:44:16] dbx12 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:17:12 from level 67.
[03/25/24 06:59:15] kinus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:24:55 towards level 80.
[03/25/24 07:20:09] Gorek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:36:27 from level 87.
[03/25/24 07:50:23] eising caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:29:53 towards level 85.
[03/25/24 07:52:26] ChowderKeg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:58:58 towards level 87.
[03/25/24 07:53:08] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:54 towards level 80.
[03/25/24 08:44:35] Celediel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:53:32 from level 60.
[03/25/24 11:58:39] Soulwhisper met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:12:28 from level 51.
[03/25/24 12:02:07] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:24:29 towards level 91.
[03/25/24 13:14:13] The local wizard imbued Wilson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wilson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/24 14:28:25] chadgpt was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:31:37 from level 49.
[03/25/24 15:19:54] alephnull caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:22:11 towards level 64.
[03/25/24 15:41:53] ahmubashshir walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:48:37 from level 70.
[03/25/24 15:45:05] buzel spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! buzel's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/25/24 16:00:02] bobvador ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:18:22 from level 82.
[03/25/24 16:26:06] alephnull walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:43:11 from level 64.
[03/25/24 16:46:29] Ungoliant ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:08:16 from level 76.
[03/25/24 17:20:01] Fischmiep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:05 towards level 39.
[03/25/24 17:36:44] thornrag ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:06:10 from level 80.
[03/25/24 17:50:55] Yarosh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:01:09 towards level 80.
[03/25/24 18:02:13] Bluedog was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:32:39 towards level 79.
[03/25/24 19:08:31] Ankhers got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:00:08 towards level 76.
[03/25/24 19:55:41] sky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:33:17 towards level 85.
[03/25/24 20:57:26] Varjatticus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:28:50 towards level 54.
[03/25/24 21:29:26] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:54:27 from level 89.
[03/25/24 21:34:45] IFireflyl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:21:49 towards level 62.
[03/25/24 21:59:24] Sario was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:35:52 from level 71.
[03/25/24 22:23:33] nawcom tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:21:54 towards level 82.
[03/25/24 23:16:29] The local wizard imbued scornn's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! scornn's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/25/24 23:48:15] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:38:14 towards level 82.
[03/26/24 00:09:41] Techman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:33 towards level 89.
[03/26/24 00:22:39] Fenrik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:06 towards level 85.
[03/26/24 00:26:31] bg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:09:01 from level 85.
[03/26/24 00:27:28] Mat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:39:47 from level 67.
[03/26/24 00:37:37] kzootech was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:28 towards level 74.
[03/26/24 01:08:59] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:15 towards level 91.
[03/26/24 01:57:05] DividedByZero bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:03 towards level 54.
[03/26/24 02:36:56] style found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:46 towards level 72.
[03/26/24 03:43:21] Tangles met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:09:16 from level 80.
[03/26/24 03:43:33] ChowderKeg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:21 towards level 87.
[03/26/24 04:13:11] Luca tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:20:00 towards level 56.
[03/26/24 05:18:24] Gorek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Gorek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/24 05:38:56] idleevil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:28:13 towards level 76.
[03/26/24 06:00:52] rawgreaze was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:15:40 towards level 77.
[03/26/24 06:04:17] Cockroach found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:15 towards level 53.
[03/26/24 06:31:02] pfoley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:35 towards level 78.
[03/26/24 06:41:26] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:50:42 towards level 81.
[03/26/24 07:19:06] t3chn0 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:25:11 towards level 84.
[03/26/24 08:59:07] Paganel met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:59:29 from level 80.
[03/26/24 09:14:41] Mat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Mat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/24 09:30:02] "\@_ met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:40:15 from level 86.
[03/26/24 10:05:35] spex slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! spex's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/26/24 10:34:07] JackyB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:28:02 towards level 69.
[03/26/24 10:55:24] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:40:30 from level 88.
[03/26/24 11:19:59] Mat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:06:33 from level 67.
[03/26/24 11:33:12] Nysdar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Nysdar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/24 12:27:18] DividedByZero fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:10 from level 54.
[03/26/24 12:33:50] pyre bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:34:35 towards level 88.
[03/26/24 12:51:33] Kritzefitz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:39:25 towards level 82.
[03/26/24 12:55:19] DividedByZero tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:17:26 towards level 54.
[03/26/24 13:28:03] hugga walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:18:00 from level 72.
[03/26/24 13:43:57] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:43:44 towards level 85.
[03/26/24 13:57:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on csc2ya's tunic! csc2ya's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/24 14:17:56] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:38 towards level 85.
[03/26/24 14:31:29] drahthaar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:00:18 towards level 91.
[03/26/24 14:38:07] The local wizard imbued tmberg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tmberg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/24 15:28:27] ion was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:16:06 towards level 91.
[03/26/24 15:38:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Nuae's tunic! Nuae's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/24 15:49:14] Techman's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Techman's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/26/24 16:29:27] TheSilentLink was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:06:07 from level 76.
[03/26/24 16:38:05] pfoley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:53:36 towards level 78.
[03/26/24 16:56:03] gendish caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:04:12 towards level 56.
[03/26/24 17:32:37] Puff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:24:22 towards level 81.
[03/26/24 17:45:01] Chuck gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:11:11 towards level 80.
[03/26/24 18:10:04] Ancalagon ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:46:36 from level 64.
[03/26/24 18:50:53] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:42 towards level 82.
[03/26/24 19:19:40] Shinzon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:38:21 towards level 53.
[03/26/24 20:11:30] Ganonk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:31:43 towards level 60.
[03/26/24 20:35:23] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:19:21 towards level 75.
[03/26/24 20:39:09] DojShadow ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:08:44 from level 46.
[03/26/24 21:48:23] freeboson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:46:10 towards level 83.
[03/26/24 21:49:44] boscage got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:24 towards level 64.
[03/26/24 22:32:10] tsr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:13:06 towards level 81.
[03/26/24 22:49:44] V got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:13 towards level 86.
[03/26/24 23:11:08] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:29:05 towards level 91.
[03/27/24 02:32:48] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:32:31 towards level 82.
[03/27/24 03:14:12] Neil was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:34:44 from level 65.
[03/27/24 03:27:24] Ungoliant was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:02:01 from level 76.
[03/27/24 03:54:10] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:27:16 towards level 61.
[03/27/24 04:44:14] damyan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:49:17 towards level 80.
[03/27/24 09:09:39] Carl ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:07:10 from level 82.
[03/27/24 09:11:10] HollowWasp was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:38:56 from level 51.
[03/27/24 09:52:23] GRIZZLYMAN has dealt vectr0n a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:19:43 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[03/27/24 10:06:32] HollowWasp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:42:28 from level 51.
[03/27/24 10:44:11] gradator was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:13 towards level 85.
[03/27/24 11:09:08] tswsl was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:52:42 from level 85.
[03/27/24 12:11:56] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:41:01 towards level 76.
[03/27/24 12:32:44] Aksej spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Aksej's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/27/24 12:57:26] muirrum gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:05:53 towards level 64.
[03/27/24 13:08:14] Kayn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:05:23 towards level 51.
[03/27/24 13:35:11] Fischmiep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:50 towards level 40.
[03/27/24 14:45:13] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:01:36 towards level 81.
[03/27/24 15:08:27] HellSpawn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:03:40 towards level 75.
[03/27/24 15:18:51] The local wizard imbued dyvonna's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dyvonna's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/24 15:38:37] mzumquadrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:54 towards level 56.
[03/27/24 17:02:34] MELOONi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:23:37 from level 80.
[03/27/24 17:11:42] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:07:20 towards level 75.
[03/27/24 18:45:35] \dev\ice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:34:46 towards level 70.
[03/27/24 19:27:52] Bolded caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:13 towards level 79.
[03/27/24 19:31:01] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:41 towards level 87.
[03/27/24 19:50:57] chadgpt hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:33 towards level 49.
[03/27/24 20:10:20] nawcom has dealt h00k a Critical Strike! 12 days, 18:45:18 is added to h00k's clock.
[03/27/24 20:27:18] Kurenai was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:51:17 towards level 76.
[03/27/24 20:30:17] The local wizard imbued spex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! spex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/24 20:38:21] Neil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:16:38 towards level 65.
[03/27/24 21:17:08] jaxson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:59 towards level 76.
[03/27/24 21:25:41] laama ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:42:19 from level 85.
[03/27/24 21:29:27] bsleep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:51:24 towards level 82.
[03/27/24 21:41:04] DividedByZero was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:39:14 from level 55.
[03/27/24 21:41:37] eising found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:36:41 towards level 85.
[03/27/24 21:57:04] Garg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:39 towards level 61.
[03/27/24 23:29:23] csc's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! csc's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/24 00:00:21] jacob1 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:38 towards level 90.
[03/28/24 00:01:00] slim was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:28:28 from level 76.
[03/28/24 00:37:06] HollowWasp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:00 towards level 51.
[03/28/24 00:42:34] dbx12 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:59 towards level 67.
[03/28/24 01:17:20] keepermurph hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:05 towards level 59.
[03/28/24 01:40:43] scumola tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:19:24 towards level 80.
[03/28/24 03:22:29] shikhin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:41 towards level 87.
[03/28/24 03:57:34] Drin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:53:00 towards level 78.
[03/28/24 04:12:34] el found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:58 towards level 83.
[03/28/24 04:15:02] pastly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:11:31 from level 57.
[03/28/24 04:31:31] Gangsterish was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:07:50 from level 62.
[03/28/24 04:40:42] CaptainS122 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:22 towards level 47.
[03/28/24 04:57:31] zuper's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zuper's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/24 05:02:24] Ancalagon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:27 towards level 64.
[03/28/24 05:04:30] Lord255 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:32 from level 87.
[03/28/24 05:08:04] medivh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! medivh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/24 05:57:34] MetaNova was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:44:45 from level 82.
[03/28/24 06:55:46] KindOne's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! KindOne's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/24 07:44:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on KindOne's tunic! KindOne's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/24 08:09:24] Kritzefitz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:37 towards level 82.
[03/28/24 08:21:05] thatmint has dealt hax404 a Critical Strike! 4 days, 17:34:06 is added to hax404's clock.
[03/28/24 08:55:38] _sh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! _sh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/24 09:54:04] muirrum reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! muirrum's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/24 09:59:00] "\@_ reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! "\@_'s shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/28/24 09:59:48] misha was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:46:10 towards level 91.
[03/28/24 10:14:34] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:12:20 towards level 92.
[03/28/24 10:24:52] nawcom found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:43 towards level 82.
[03/28/24 10:28:05] dodecahedron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:49:11 towards level 57.
[03/28/24 10:42:32] Reilly ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:44:14 from level 66.
[03/28/24 11:09:43] vectr0n was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:09:08 from level 70.
[03/28/24 11:20:13] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:08:10 towards level 84.
[03/28/24 11:23:13] dbx12 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:46:55 from level 67.
[03/28/24 11:53:05] Gorek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:51:14 towards level 87.
[03/28/24 12:09:51] el was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:41:09 from level 83.
[03/28/24 13:20:59] HellSpawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:47 towards level 75.
[03/28/24 13:23:26] sc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:42:56 towards level 91.
[03/28/24 13:48:19] heisenbug hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:58 towards level 88.
[03/28/24 13:56:38] BastelBot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:31 towards level 87.
[03/28/24 14:16:49] Pricey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:53:55 towards level 70.
[03/28/24 14:45:19] rawgreaze was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:30:47 towards level 77.
[03/28/24 16:01:44] bfft was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:03:38 towards level 68.
[03/28/24 16:28:25] HellSpawn got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:39:58 from level 75.
[03/28/24 17:03:45] Notir was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:55:46 from level 78.
[03/28/24 17:57:05] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:47:06 towards level 87.
[03/28/24 18:01:40] Tangles tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:52 towards level 80.
[03/28/24 19:08:30] HollowWasp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:49:31 from level 51.
[03/28/24 19:44:32] vegadark hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:57 towards level 89.
[03/28/24 21:38:06] Neil was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:26:54 towards level 65.
[03/28/24 22:52:03] KyloRen was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:26 towards level 59.
[03/28/24 23:25:12] Nehi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:02 towards level 46.
[03/29/24 01:09:18] Fyrgor's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Fyrgor's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/24 02:31:14] cfjk slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! cfjk's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/29/24 02:43:41] MadMan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:34:42 from level 75.
[03/29/24 04:12:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ukleinek's tunic! ukleinek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/24 04:20:09] GilbertErik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:41:13 towards level 73.
[03/29/24 04:21:12] PanamaCity3003 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:25:21 towards level 51.
[03/29/24 04:25:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on io's tunic! io's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/24 05:26:36] ZOTTA walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:27:47 from level 78.
[03/29/24 05:27:33] Nuae walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:35:48 from level 75.
[03/29/24 05:39:22] OobSaco ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:39:45 from level 58.
[03/29/24 06:09:02] Lnk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lnk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/24 06:19:28] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 57 days, 01:22:30 towards level 78.
[03/29/24 06:59:33] Drin was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:53:39 from level 78.
[03/29/24 07:20:07] KyloRen's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! KyloRen's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/29/24 08:24:07] ZOTTA's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ZOTTA's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/29/24 09:13:16] JackyB fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:10:00 from level 69.
[03/29/24 09:16:56] Ganonk burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Ganonk's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/29/24 09:43:35] Lnk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:01 towards level 93.
[03/29/24 10:35:13] hdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:11:44 towards level 90.
[03/29/24 11:52:27] Ecko bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:00 towards level 79.
[03/29/24 13:31:26] tscherer fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:32:17 from level 56.
[03/29/24 13:33:42] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:40:12 towards level 82.
[03/29/24 13:38:40] DividedByZero tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:50 towards level 55.
[03/29/24 13:57:15] zifnab06 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:05:16 towards level 78.
[03/29/24 14:50:34] io was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:58:33 towards level 92.
[03/29/24 15:11:33] _sh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:24:39 towards level 91.
[03/29/24 15:31:55] Theleveler's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Theleveler's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/24 15:36:08] apb reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! apb's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/24 15:44:07] scornn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:03:40 towards level 65.
[03/29/24 15:49:30] DontEvenPeek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! DontEvenPeek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/24 17:10:36] HollowWasp's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! HollowWasp's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/24 17:54:01] washclof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:20:55 towards level 93.
[03/29/24 17:57:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Omega's tunic! Omega's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/24 18:14:04] tass discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:13:24 towards level 62.
[03/29/24 18:43:33] Yarosh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Yarosh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/24 19:04:32] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:14:41 towards level 85.
[03/29/24 19:21:42] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:07:04 towards level 75.
[03/29/24 19:24:22] ahmubashshir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:34 towards level 70.
[03/29/24 19:41:15] GilbertErik burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! GilbertErik's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/29/24 20:00:19] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:04 towards level 90.
[03/29/24 20:05:41] BlueJay ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:10:36 from level 57.
[03/29/24 20:53:11] mzumquadrat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:04 from level 56.
[03/29/24 22:14:44] alexlehm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:00:30 from level 66.
[03/29/24 22:32:19] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:18:29 towards level 91.
[03/29/24 23:18:50] Bolded found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:09 towards level 79.
[03/30/24 00:08:26] Ankhers gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:48:10 towards level 76.
[03/30/24 00:40:18] Ankhers fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:40:24 from level 76.
[03/30/24 00:50:00] JohnMH was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:31 towards level 30.
[03/30/24 01:24:18] JohnMH found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:32 towards level 30.
[03/30/24 01:50:08] gusto was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:10 towards level 71.
[03/30/24 02:31:29] ahmubashshir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:26 towards level 70.
[03/30/24 02:57:06] aqsd found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:18:09 towards level 82.
[03/30/24 03:43:31] rawgreaze was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:06:41 towards level 77.
[03/30/24 03:52:38] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:09 towards level 82.
[03/30/24 03:59:37] DojShadow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:43 towards level 46.
[03/30/24 04:52:39] ComputerTech discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:42 towards level 20.
[03/30/24 05:08:49] io ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:06:32 from level 92.
[03/30/24 05:37:26] gideonstar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:53:39 towards level 61.
[03/30/24 05:39:39] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:39:48 towards level 80.
[03/30/24 05:45:23] hdm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:14 towards level 90.
[03/30/24 05:48:32] gradator's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gradator's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/24 06:01:42] ColonelPanic001 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:21:41 towards level 59.
[03/30/24 06:19:50] kinus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:16:28 towards level 80.
[03/30/24 06:53:23] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:39:22 towards level 83.
[03/30/24 07:24:59] xikeon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:51 towards level 25.
[03/30/24 08:25:15] keepermurph bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:35 towards level 59.
[03/30/24 08:34:33] Daikojun reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Daikojun's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/24 09:17:13] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on KindOne's tunic! KindOne's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/24 09:37:12] Wolf's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Wolf's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/24 10:05:44] medivh burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! medivh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/24 10:18:01] Thorael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:09 towards level 81.
[03/30/24 10:42:07] ion fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 04:45:44 from level 91.
[03/30/24 11:03:10] realguy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:12 towards level 50.
[03/30/24 11:07:14] abarat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:30 towards level 46.
[03/30/24 11:39:23] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:02 towards level 80.
[03/30/24 11:40:51] bfft reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bfft's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/24 11:41:57] Mat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:23:34 towards level 67.
[03/30/24 11:59:10] Nuae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:02:07 towards level 75.
[03/30/24 12:15:27] dodecahedron's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! dodecahedron's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/24 12:28:58] zuper bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:18 towards level 45.
[03/30/24 13:21:26] canton7 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:06:16 from level 81.
[03/30/24 13:26:03] ion was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 02:59:42 from level 91.
[03/30/24 14:29:20] EddieT137 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:43:09 towards level 79.
[03/30/24 14:51:45] realguy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:59 towards level 50.
[03/30/24 15:49:53] Celediel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:18:27 towards level 60.
[03/30/24 16:20:28] kptr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:54:22 towards level 85.
[03/30/24 17:40:45] gegenschein hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:20:42 towards level 78.
[03/30/24 17:44:58] idleneutral was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:42:53 from level 71.
[03/30/24 17:45:46] kinus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:06 towards level 80.
[03/30/24 18:05:34] Aksej slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Aksej's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/30/24 18:53:06] style was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:42:20 towards level 73.
[03/30/24 19:38:27] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:01:33 towards level 82.
[03/30/24 20:46:34] EddieT137 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:34:38 towards level 79.
[03/30/24 21:47:02] h00k's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! h00k's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/24 22:02:02] scornn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:06:40 towards level 65.
[03/30/24 22:25:12] fstrelok was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:22:26 towards level 68.
[03/30/24 22:56:45] realguy fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:29 from level 50.
[03/30/24 23:04:25] Kayn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:15:19 towards level 51.
[03/30/24 23:05:14] io's charm ate a bolt of lightning! io's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/24 23:07:47] zifnab06 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:45:01 towards level 78.
[03/30/24 23:09:57] shikhin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:23 towards level 87.
[03/30/24 23:49:03] Shinzon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:35 towards level 53.
[03/31/24 00:00:24] KindOne was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:22:35 from level 76.
[03/31/24 01:29:48] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:48 towards level 81.
[03/31/24 01:57:13] DrinkyBird met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:59:16 from level 89.
[03/31/24 02:50:09] Kritzefitz ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:45:15 from level 82.
[03/31/24 03:40:58] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:53:55 towards level 80.
[03/31/24 04:08:17] GilbertErik was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:31:47 from level 73.
[03/31/24 04:44:45] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:51 towards level 82.
[03/31/24 05:45:34] bsleep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:49 towards level 82.
[03/31/24 05:46:52] ColonelPanic001 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:59:57 towards level 59.
[03/31/24 05:51:41] Asara bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:12:40 towards level 86.
[03/31/24 07:51:43] adamus1red found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:39:08 towards level 84.
[03/31/24 08:10:17] realguy's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! realguy's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/31/24 08:25:27] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 06:18:13 towards level 61.
[03/31/24 08:30:35] bg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:54:01 towards level 86.
[03/31/24 08:41:22] yano was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:58:24 towards level 87.
[03/31/24 08:57:02] Kayn met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:03:03 from level 51.
[03/31/24 09:05:13] boscage found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:42 towards level 64.
[03/31/24 10:04:58] damyan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:52 towards level 80.
[03/31/24 10:13:30] The local wizard imbued hax404's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hax404's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/24 11:15:12] jacquesssss found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:55:30 towards level 57.
[03/31/24 11:33:28] TimWolla caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:59:31 towards level 92.
[03/31/24 11:43:15] The local wizard imbued Garg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Garg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/24 11:52:36] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:55:00 towards level 79.
[03/31/24 12:08:46] Wam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:57:11 from level 79.
[03/31/24 12:21:53] zifnab06 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:40 towards level 78.
[03/31/24 12:43:56] pastly's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pastly's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/24 13:20:21] abarat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:24 towards level 46.
[03/31/24 13:30:02] anarcat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:28 towards level 87.
[03/31/24 13:37:46] MadMan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:40 towards level 75.
[03/31/24 13:38:49] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:08:49 from level 81.
[03/31/24 14:10:58] hiod was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:41 from level 43.
[03/31/24 15:08:15] jayvee hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:06:55 towards level 81.
[03/31/24 15:25:30] jaxson ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:10:46 from level 76.
[03/31/24 16:06:28] pyre was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:22:11 from level 88.
[03/31/24 16:17:01] Ganonk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:12 towards level 60.
[03/31/24 16:25:15] Xenthys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:49:40 towards level 64.
[03/31/24 16:44:59] CodeGeek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:13:24 from level 84.
[03/31/24 17:30:20] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:35:40 towards level 93.
[03/31/24 18:53:39] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:38:40 towards level 87.
[03/31/24 19:13:20] ToHellWithGA was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:41:17 from level 87.
[03/31/24 20:34:00] DrinkyBird was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:50:12 towards level 89.
[03/31/24 21:08:53] jayvee had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:57:59 towards level 81.
[03/31/24 21:54:42] Drin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:54:18 towards level 78.
[03/31/24 22:16:12] fork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:42 towards level 50.
[03/31/24 22:24:33] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:35:00 towards level 80.
[03/31/24 23:55:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on abarat's tunic! abarat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/24 23:59:19] IFireflyl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:30 towards level 62.
[04/01/24 00:19:59] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:45:53 from level 82.
[04/01/24 00:20:11] ahmubashshir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:52:23 towards level 71.
[04/01/24 00:47:12] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:40:31 towards level 81.
[04/01/24 01:04:40] Brocker bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:59 towards level 49.
[04/01/24 01:13:57] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:44 towards level 88.
[04/01/24 01:23:11] Lilith was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:10 towards level 60.
[04/01/24 01:32:26] allo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:33:30 towards level 86.
[04/01/24 01:36:51] Ankhers reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ankhers's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/01/24 01:37:18] particleflux was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:34:54 from level 62.
[04/01/24 01:58:08] fork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:27:00 from level 50.
[04/01/24 01:58:59] Fischmiep's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Fischmiep's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/01/24 02:27:36] GilbertErik got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:36:21 from level 73.
[04/01/24 03:51:30] scornn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:55:01 towards level 65.
[04/01/24 04:14:02] CornFly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:09:06 towards level 81.
[04/01/24 04:23:16] ion got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 20:25:50 towards level 91.
[04/01/24 04:48:49] Fischmiep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:07 towards level 42.
[04/01/24 05:18:01] sky was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:28:20 from level 85.
[04/01/24 05:37:44] laama fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:16:52 from level 85.
[04/01/24 06:12:24] fork found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:33 towards level 50.
[04/01/24 07:23:37] vectr0n reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! vectr0n's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/01/24 08:17:48] ToHellWithGA spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ToHellWithGA's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/24 09:03:41] The local wizard imbued MadMan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! MadMan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/01/24 09:35:06] gendish found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:16 towards level 56.
[04/01/24 09:42:45] gideonstar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:36:40 towards level 61.
[04/01/24 10:13:23] HollowWasp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:44 towards level 51.
[04/01/24 10:45:39] idlegood was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 09:56:50 from level 76.
[04/01/24 11:45:21] abarat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:00:22 from level 46.
[04/01/24 11:58:24] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:44:52 towards level 82.
[04/01/24 12:09:42] ZOTTA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:06 towards level 78.
[04/01/24 12:49:24] Kachin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:22:53 towards level 78.
[04/01/24 13:57:12] bookworm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:32:36 towards level 78.
[04/01/24 14:19:52] freeboson spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! freeboson's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/24 14:35:53] zifnab06 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:33:57 from level 78.
[04/01/24 15:41:43] vectr0n fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:20:59 from level 70.
[04/01/24 15:52:43] Matthew spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Matthew's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/01/24 16:50:18] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:55:07 towards level 85.
[04/01/24 17:06:23] Lord255 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:51:51 towards level 88.
[04/01/24 17:23:19] boscage hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:55 towards level 64.
[04/01/24 17:59:19] Bluedog tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:47:20 towards level 79.
[04/01/24 18:04:36] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:34:24 towards level 75.
[04/01/24 19:11:53] Luca had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:01:18 towards level 56.
[04/01/24 19:42:46] ColonelPanic001 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:53:39 towards level 59.
[04/01/24 19:44:05] anarcat has dealt t3chn0 a Critical Strike! 9 days, 07:29:25 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[04/01/24 20:05:21] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:47:18 towards level 91.
[04/01/24 20:12:35] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:12:29 towards level 81.
[04/01/24 20:16:18] hugga was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:48:33 towards level 72.
[04/01/24 21:39:34] BastelBot ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:38:26 from level 87.
[04/01/24 22:49:12] gryphus ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:02 from level 29.
[04/01/24 23:13:27] pants was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:04:15 from level 81.
[04/01/24 23:23:00] h00k ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 12:55:43 from level 61.
[04/01/24 23:28:25] ChowderKeg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:53:29 towards level 87.
[04/01/24 23:56:54] pastly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:02 towards level 57.
[04/02/24 00:04:36] JohnMH has dealt scumola a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:02:28 is added to scumola's clock.
[04/02/24 00:24:20] Celediel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:19:33 towards level 60.
[04/02/24 00:39:54] BastelBot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:18 towards level 87.
[04/02/24 01:14:35] hiod gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:58 towards level 43.
[04/02/24 01:31:26] gryphus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:10 towards level 29.
[04/02/24 01:33:44] Notir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:07 towards level 78.
[04/02/24 02:08:01] Affliction was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:28:59 from level 84.
[04/02/24 02:15:48] ChowderKeg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:16 from level 87.
[04/02/24 02:19:19] pastly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:54 towards level 57.
[04/02/24 02:51:52] scumola ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:49:14 from level 80.
[04/02/24 03:37:06] Amongusus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:19 towards level 27.
[04/02/24 04:42:46] nathan has dealt Gorek a Critical Strike! 2 days, 20:44:37 is added to Gorek's clock.
[04/02/24 05:21:32] Fischmiep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:42 towards level 42.
[04/02/24 05:27:24] hugga had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:54:28 towards level 72.
[04/02/24 05:49:21] apb ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:59:00 from level 84.
[04/02/24 07:29:00] KindOne slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! KindOne's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/02/24 08:43:04] simple was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:44:31 from level 81.
[04/02/24 09:52:39] sco1 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:51 towards level 54.
[04/02/24 09:58:49] ColonelPanic001 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:17 towards level 59.
[04/02/24 10:32:13] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:26:47 towards level 92.
[04/02/24 10:38:11] Lnk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:00:38 towards level 93.
[04/02/24 10:59:32] bfft met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:10:06 from level 68.
[04/02/24 11:03:15] solarsparq met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:40:08 from level 73.
[04/02/24 11:05:49] KindOne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:07:35 towards level 76.
[04/02/24 11:15:18] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:20 towards level 82.
[04/02/24 12:25:34] rawgreaze was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:52 towards level 77.
[04/02/24 12:43:09] Aksej hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:47:05 towards level 80.
[04/02/24 13:03:26] io had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:41 towards level 92.
[04/02/24 13:05:29] Drin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:21 towards level 78.
[04/02/24 13:17:02] anarcat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:31:08 towards level 88.
[04/02/24 13:18:48] abarat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:08 towards level 46.
[04/02/24 13:20:48] thornrag's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! thornrag's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/02/24 13:53:33] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:30 towards level 90.
[04/02/24 13:59:47] Daikojun found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:32:31 towards level 64.
[04/02/24 14:00:32] Tangles got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:58:28 towards level 81.
[04/02/24 14:37:26] freeboson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:14 towards level 83.
[04/02/24 14:47:28] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:38:35 towards level 86.
[04/02/24 15:18:08] HollowWasp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:21 towards level 51.
[04/02/24 15:54:36] Aksej ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:20:13 from level 80.
[04/02/24 16:44:21] el reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! el's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/24 17:01:35] CornFly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CornFly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/24 17:04:12] EddieT137 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:01:08 from level 79.
[04/02/24 17:12:08] bsleep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:35:36 towards level 82.
[04/02/24 17:31:29] rawgreaze met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:39:10 from level 77.
[04/02/24 17:37:19] vectr0n fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:19:15 from level 70.
[04/02/24 17:56:57] alephnull got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:12 towards level 64.
[04/02/24 18:07:17] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:42:17 towards level 79.
[04/02/24 18:20:53] pfoley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:29:27 from level 79.
[04/02/24 18:21:35] pants was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:16:00 from level 81.
[04/02/24 18:35:06] DontEvenPeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:37 towards level 68.
[04/02/24 19:30:03] Techman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:09:43 from level 89.
[04/02/24 19:56:43] KindOne's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! KindOne's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/02/24 22:10:11] CodeGeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:12 towards level 84.
[04/02/24 22:13:03] scumola found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:07 towards level 80.
[04/02/24 22:34:30] mzumquadrat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:17:59 towards level 57.
[04/02/24 22:35:57] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:10:15 towards level 84.
[04/02/24 23:28:28] EddieT137 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:16:51 towards level 79.
[04/02/24 23:33:59] tmberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 42 days, 19:10:43 towards level 78.
[04/02/24 23:45:03] pants was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:10:05 towards level 81.
[04/03/24 00:59:14] "\@_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:22:46 towards level 86.
[04/03/24 01:12:29] Asara was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:12:40 from level 86.
[04/03/24 02:27:15] t3chn0 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:57:00 towards level 84.
[04/03/24 02:28:03] kinus ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:51 from level 80.
[04/03/24 04:23:11] nawcom was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:03:46 towards level 82.
[04/03/24 04:53:48] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:09:45 towards level 88.
[04/03/24 05:31:53] freeboson's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! freeboson's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/03/24 05:47:36] GRIZZLYMAN hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:29:10 towards level 66.
[04/03/24 06:40:42] tomhek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:00:54 from level 86.
[04/03/24 06:52:45] apb has dealt Butch a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:03:08 is added to Butch's clock.
[04/03/24 06:55:25] washclof ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:54:04 from level 93.
[04/03/24 07:31:20] VSquad tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:55 towards level 25.
[04/03/24 07:36:25] dxrt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:38:16 towards level 56.
[04/03/24 07:58:25] scumola was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:53:54 from level 80.
[04/03/24 09:19:54] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:49:01 towards level 88.
[04/03/24 09:26:19] Theleveler found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:18 towards level 84.
[04/03/24 09:30:05] pfoley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:28:23 towards level 79.
[04/03/24 09:42:02] sc was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:37:48 from level 91.
[04/03/24 10:02:23] tmberg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 60 days, 07:22:45 from level 78.
[04/03/24 10:52:20] Butch had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:23 towards level 47.
[04/03/24 11:12:50] Ankhers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:49:22 towards level 76.
[04/03/24 11:55:25] The local wizard imbued Kody's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kody's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/03/24 12:11:57] zifnab06 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:50 towards level 78.
[04/03/24 13:31:18] Aksej fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:17:54 from level 80.
[04/03/24 13:34:34] particleflux found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:34:32 towards level 62.
[04/03/24 15:02:40] pyre was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:19:32 from level 88.
[04/03/24 15:09:05] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:18 towards level 76.
[04/03/24 15:19:33] fstrelok's charm ate a bolt of lightning! fstrelok's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/03/24 15:42:32] Kayn was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:36:21 from level 51.
[04/03/24 15:59:30] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:40:43 towards level 91.
[04/03/24 16:09:48] Zed_Spiker was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:10:55 towards level 60.
[04/03/24 16:13:37] Sombra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:44 towards level 87.
[04/03/24 16:14:56] Mat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:09:54 towards level 67.
[04/03/24 16:44:28] Tabmow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:00:24 towards level 75.
[04/03/24 16:59:15] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:07 towards level 80.
[04/03/24 17:20:51] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:26:02 towards level 82.
[04/03/24 17:24:13] Tangles walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:39:53 from level 81.
[04/03/24 17:28:11] Amongusus ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:57 from level 31.
[04/03/24 17:49:54] Minus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:30:35 towards level 78.
[04/03/24 17:50:09] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:54:26 towards level 81.
[04/03/24 18:18:59] wowbagger's charm ate a bolt of lightning! wowbagger's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/03/24 19:01:44] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:17 towards level 83.
[04/03/24 19:12:51] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:05 towards level 90.
[04/03/24 19:43:16] GilbertErik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:27 towards level 73.
[04/03/24 20:05:01] hiod was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:42:29 from level 44.
[04/03/24 20:43:04] JackyB's charm ate a bolt of lightning! JackyB's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/03/24 21:19:40] Aksej was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:40:46 towards level 80.
[04/03/24 21:38:24] cadfael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:51:17 towards level 79.
[04/03/24 23:57:59] alexlehm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:59 towards level 66.
[04/04/24 00:03:36] Aksej's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Aksej's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/24 00:20:29] sky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:06:44 towards level 85.
[04/04/24 00:48:50] solarsparq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:18:38 towards level 73.
[04/04/24 01:05:12] yNos caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:51:20 towards level 81.
[04/04/24 02:01:35] tomhek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tomhek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/24 03:26:25] CaptainS122 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:58 towards level 48.
[04/04/24 04:01:46] The local wizard imbued dwfreed's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dwfreed's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/24 04:01:55] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:40:09 towards level 91.
[04/04/24 04:21:14] MetaNova tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:43 towards level 82.
[04/04/24 04:32:37] eising was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:25:50 towards level 85.
[04/04/24 04:49:38] Omega has dealt idleneutral a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:02:32 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[04/04/24 05:31:40] Carl was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:37:23 from level 82.
[04/04/24 05:55:07] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:59:01 towards level 90.
[04/04/24 06:04:43] Lilith fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:23:45 from level 61.
[04/04/24 07:13:43] DontEvenPeek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:07 towards level 68.
[04/04/24 07:33:43] Nuae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:04:20 towards level 75.
[04/04/24 07:37:02] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:12:26 towards level 85.
[04/04/24 08:16:08] nawcom got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:48 towards level 82.
[04/04/24 08:25:42] Brocker has dealt vectr0n a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:04:19 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[04/04/24 09:50:02] DividedByZero's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! DividedByZero's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/24 10:32:04] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:56:08 towards level 83.
[04/04/24 11:25:03] medivh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:14:10 from level 54.
[04/04/24 11:46:51] HollowWasp was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:56:17 from level 52.
[04/04/24 12:43:14] sam ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:24:03 from level 80.
[04/04/24 13:34:34] pants walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:05:32 from level 81.
[04/04/24 13:56:04] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:55:12 towards level 81.
[04/04/24 14:59:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Xenthys's tunic! Xenthys's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/24 15:25:35] dodecahedron burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! dodecahedron's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/04/24 15:46:27] freeboson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:22 towards level 83.
[04/04/24 17:13:22] ahmubashshir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:57:38 towards level 71.
[04/04/24 18:40:15] Drin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:44:10 from level 78.
[04/04/24 19:02:54] bird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:27:26 towards level 49.
[04/04/24 19:16:20] Acolarh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:03:48 towards level 85.
[04/04/24 19:40:33] CodeGeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:32 towards level 84.
[04/04/24 19:47:28] cfjk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cfjk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/24 20:05:51] cadfael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:23:44 towards level 79.
[04/04/24 20:55:40] DojShadow gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:40 towards level 47.
[04/04/24 21:12:34] HeavyPodda was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:04:16 from level 85.
[04/04/24 21:15:05] Pinkman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:46:54 towards level 81.
[04/04/24 22:45:57] Nuae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:42 towards level 75.
[04/04/24 22:51:50] cadfael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:21:27 towards level 79.
[04/04/24 22:57:46] Dex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:14 towards level 52.
[04/04/24 23:18:10] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:05 towards level 81.
[04/04/24 23:34:09] Ungoliant found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:34:36 towards level 76.
[04/04/24 23:46:15] sco1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:28 towards level 54.
[04/04/24 23:48:04] The local wizard imbued Dex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Dex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/24 23:56:36] sky's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! sky's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/24 00:38:19] GilbertErik ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:01:59 from level 73.
[04/05/24 00:52:51] BastelBot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:00 towards level 87.
[04/05/24 01:12:01] ukleinek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:00:24 from level 83.
[04/05/24 01:44:31] \dev\ice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:25:59 towards level 71.
[04/05/24 01:52:44] caeli tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:10:03 towards level 88.
[04/05/24 02:01:40] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 82 days, 16:44:22 towards level 78.
[04/05/24 02:22:36] CrashOverride found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:20:27 towards level 82.
[04/05/24 03:40:36] allo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:47:20 from level 86.
[04/05/24 03:46:02] style got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:13:46 towards level 73.
[04/05/24 03:53:50] yNos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:55:25 towards level 81.
[04/05/24 04:09:59] Cockatrice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:18:12 towards level 73.
[04/05/24 04:25:42] gildarts slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! gildarts's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/24 04:33:23] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:36:48 towards level 88.
[04/05/24 04:38:46] tswsl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:57:01 from level 85.
[04/05/24 05:49:39] TimWolla was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:23:21 towards level 92.
[04/05/24 06:28:04] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:49:40 towards level 77.
[04/05/24 07:06:50] The local wizard imbued washclof's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! washclof's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/05/24 07:44:42] shikhin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:25:43 towards level 88.
[04/05/24 08:25:48] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:20:08 from level 89.
[04/05/24 08:52:40] hiod gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:03 towards level 44.
[04/05/24 09:26:55] Celediel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:52:33 towards level 60.
[04/05/24 10:00:53] Ecko gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:26:16 towards level 79.
[04/05/24 10:47:58] Fenrik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:06:29 towards level 86.
[04/05/24 10:53:57] Xenthys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:09 towards level 64.
[04/05/24 11:29:53] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:45 towards level 76.
[04/05/24 11:30:32] heisenbug found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:45:38 towards level 88.
[04/05/24 11:48:31] GRIZZLYMAN was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:08:09 towards level 66.
[04/05/24 11:52:14] IFireflyl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:17 towards level 62.
[04/05/24 12:08:45] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:51 towards level 82.
[04/05/24 12:09:39] mordac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:09:00 towards level 83.
[04/05/24 12:17:23] Soulwhisper was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:06 towards level 51.
[04/05/24 12:41:51] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:59:15 towards level 87.
[04/05/24 14:11:47] GRIZZLYMAN fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:20:49 from level 66.
[04/05/24 14:12:35] blobdog found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:51:21 towards level 61.
[04/05/24 14:31:58] nawcom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:45 towards level 82.
[04/05/24 14:33:20] Kritzefitz was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:10:58 from level 82.
[04/05/24 16:31:05] \dev\ice had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:48:02 towards level 71.
[04/05/24 16:33:30] Wam burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Wam's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/24 16:38:01] jayvee bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:22:30 towards level 81.
[04/05/24 16:40:46] medivh's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! medivh's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/24 17:07:53] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:06:58 towards level 86.
[04/05/24 17:33:02] gryphus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:35 towards level 34.
[04/05/24 18:10:31] vegadark hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:41:26 towards level 90.
[04/05/24 19:10:13] t3chn0's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! t3chn0's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/24 19:13:39] tomhek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tomhek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/05/24 19:46:18] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:07:33 towards level 79.
[04/05/24 20:17:28] OobSaco was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:44:19 towards level 58.
[04/05/24 21:53:07] yano's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! yano's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/05/24 22:01:49] CodeGeek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:10 towards level 84.
[04/06/24 01:28:37] Crazycatlady has dealt TheSilentLink a Critical Strike! 5 days, 22:06:03 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/06/24 01:40:55] shikhin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:20:30 towards level 88.
[04/06/24 01:42:11] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:00:54 towards level 84.
[04/06/24 01:58:09] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:56:20 towards level 84.
[04/06/24 03:28:04] Soulwhisper was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:06 towards level 51.
[04/06/24 03:30:56] zbe was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:18:09 from level 91.
[04/06/24 04:03:53] shikhin got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:11:53 from level 88.
[04/06/24 04:06:45] Ecko was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:20 towards level 79.
[04/06/24 04:07:00] cfjk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:24:08 from level 82.
[04/06/24 05:03:42] Reilly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Reilly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/06/24 06:03:03] CodeGeek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CodeGeek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/24 06:24:44] MetaNova was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:37 towards level 82.
[04/06/24 06:37:47] BlueJay had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:57:38 towards level 58.
[04/06/24 08:08:10] The local wizard imbued t3chn0's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! t3chn0's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/06/24 08:56:23] Ungoliant walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:31:57 from level 76.
[04/06/24 09:29:28] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:12:53 towards level 85.
[04/06/24 11:27:23] dodecahedron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:54 towards level 57.
[04/06/24 11:40:36] xbill hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:52:33 towards level 85.
[04/06/24 12:01:59] signofzeta gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:42:49 towards level 77.
[04/06/24 12:48:22] HollowWasp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:02:36 from level 52.
[04/06/24 13:05:04] GRIZZLYMAN has dealt dyvonna a Critical Strike! 6 days, 07:22:55 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[04/06/24 13:10:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on damyan's tunic! damyan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/06/24 13:51:41] ion tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:10:15 towards level 91.
[04/06/24 14:27:33] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:00:11 towards level 85.
[04/06/24 15:48:54] anarcat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:26:07 from level 88.
[04/06/24 16:09:57] dodecahedron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:16 towards level 57.
[04/06/24 16:21:13] mordac burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! mordac's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/24 16:38:24] aqsd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:02:26 towards level 82.
[04/06/24 17:43:14] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:40 towards level 77.
[04/06/24 17:49:07] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:25:03 towards level 68.
[04/06/24 18:03:16] alexlehm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:54 towards level 66.
[04/06/24 18:05:52] Fenrik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:47:36 towards level 86.
[04/06/24 18:24:27] yano was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:24:43 from level 87.
[04/06/24 18:36:30] Neil had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:20:28 towards level 65.
[04/06/24 19:13:38] tswsl slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! tswsl's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/24 20:12:37] Theleveler caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:16:58 towards level 85.
[04/06/24 20:15:47] fork has dealt Kody a Critical Strike! 5 days, 15:35:21 is added to Kody's clock.
[04/06/24 20:37:11] Paganel fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:41:21 from level 81.
[04/06/24 20:53:54] nathan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:29:25 towards level 61.
[04/06/24 21:38:06] GRIZZLYMAN burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! GRIZZLYMAN's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/06/24 21:52:22] MELOONi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:56:16 towards level 80.
[04/06/24 22:06:20] freeboson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:19 towards level 83.
[04/06/24 22:57:57] Tabmow's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Tabmow's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/06/24 23:02:49] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:22:20 towards level 81.
[04/06/24 23:13:42] Gorek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Gorek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/24 00:14:56] pyre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:24:19 towards level 88.
[04/07/24 01:16:15] JigmeDatse was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 15:31:07 towards level 68.
[04/07/24 01:20:31] nya ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:54:47 from level 84.
[04/07/24 01:33:13] nya was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:49:31 from level 84.
[04/07/24 01:39:50] cornfeedhobo was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:37:35 from level 71.
[04/07/24 04:16:55] Fraiyr ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:50:12 from level 48.
[04/07/24 04:22:03] Malvolio's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Malvolio's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/24 04:54:22] JigmeDatse reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JigmeDatse's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/24 05:07:52] wowbagger had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:23:34 towards level 63.
[04/07/24 05:27:41] gegenschein bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:58:58 towards level 79.
[04/07/24 05:30:45] "\@_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:24 towards level 86.
[04/07/24 05:44:43] scornn spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! scornn's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/07/24 06:32:25] Xenthys walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:12:55 from level 65.
[04/07/24 07:07:12] vectr0n was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:08:36 towards level 71.
[04/07/24 07:38:31] xikeon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! xikeon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/24 08:05:29] V was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:44:17 from level 87.
[04/07/24 08:55:32] damyan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:49:06 towards level 81.
[04/07/24 09:11:15] EddieT137 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:40:17 towards level 79.
[04/07/24 09:30:24] Luca was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:27 towards level 56.
[04/07/24 10:07:51] kptr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:07:29 towards level 85.
[04/07/24 10:33:54] DrinkyBird met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:09:07 from level 89.
[04/07/24 12:55:52] Drin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Drin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/24 13:58:39] Ecko gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:39 towards level 79.
[04/07/24 13:58:54] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:31:24 towards level 93.
[04/07/24 14:32:40] Kody discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:31:31 towards level 59.
[04/07/24 15:07:41] cadfael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:49:09 towards level 79.
[04/07/24 15:16:16] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:55:59 towards level 86.
[04/07/24 15:36:00] cornfeedhobo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:46 towards level 71.
[04/07/24 15:55:26] Misza's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Misza's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/24 16:28:49] Ganonk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:16:40 from level 61.
[04/07/24 18:19:53] JigmeDatse tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:46:57 towards level 68.
[04/07/24 18:23:33] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:16:30 towards level 88.
[04/07/24 18:56:52] bg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/07/24 19:35:22] Wolf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:29:38 from level 88.
[04/07/24 20:01:50] particleflux was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:23:53 towards level 62.
[04/07/24 20:04:51] Ganonk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:46:10 towards level 61.
[04/07/24 20:09:55] HollowWasp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:18:45 from level 52.
[04/07/24 20:26:20] gendish found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:17:25 towards level 57.
[04/07/24 20:50:15] Nysdar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 23:14:07 towards level 82.
[04/07/24 21:22:34] jra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:41 from level 32.
[04/07/24 21:40:09] nawcom found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:11:08 towards level 83.
[04/07/24 22:12:07] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:01 towards level 91.
[04/07/24 22:22:25] Bolded caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:42:21 towards level 80.
[04/07/24 22:36:23] ChowderKeg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 12:13:50 from level 88.
[04/07/24 23:06:21] BlueJay caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:01 towards level 58.
[04/08/24 00:00:24] mzumquadrat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:36 towards level 57.
[04/08/24 00:29:16] kinus was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:14:05 from level 81.
[04/08/24 00:40:35] gryphus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:04 towards level 36.
[04/08/24 01:18:01] ChowderKeg's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ChowderKeg's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/08/24 01:25:25] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:52:21 towards level 81.
[04/08/24 01:48:00] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:46 towards level 81.
[04/08/24 01:58:52] sky ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:56:28 from level 85.
[04/08/24 02:35:13] EddieT137 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:22 towards level 79.
[04/08/24 03:12:05] ChowderKeg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 06:36:49 towards level 88.
[04/08/24 04:17:18] hiod was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:42:34 from level 45.
[04/08/24 04:49:44] Omega reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Omega's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/24 05:15:46] Lilith tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:05:08 towards level 61.
[04/08/24 05:48:25] Notir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:25:16 towards level 79.
[04/08/24 06:57:57] Butch reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Butch's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/24 07:03:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tass's tunic! tass's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/24 07:22:12] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:59 towards level 92.
[04/08/24 07:32:20] Affliction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:53:40 towards level 84.
[04/08/24 08:15:32] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:15:40 towards level 84.
[04/08/24 08:57:34] el was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:48:24 from level 84.
[04/08/24 09:25:36] yNos found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:30:53 towards level 81.
[04/08/24 09:30:22] boscage was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:02 towards level 65.
[04/08/24 09:38:39] fstrelok had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:01:46 towards level 68.
[04/08/24 10:21:10] RussellB ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:16:48 from level 84.
[04/08/24 11:28:06] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:32 towards level 84.
[04/08/24 11:45:03] Neil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:25 towards level 65.
[04/08/24 11:45:39] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:43:18 towards level 83.
[04/08/24 12:33:49] bookworm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:08 towards level 78.
[04/08/24 13:07:12] spex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:37 towards level 85.
[04/08/24 13:10:25] JohnMH reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JohnMH's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/24 13:30:58] ChowderKeg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:30:04 towards level 88.
[04/08/24 14:29:18] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:32:20 towards level 84.
[04/08/24 14:51:11] pwae walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:01:59 from level 84.
[04/08/24 15:29:21] Brocker's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Brocker's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/24 15:39:38] GRIZZLYMAN had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:47:28 towards level 66.
[04/08/24 16:28:22] chadgpt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:36 towards level 51.
[04/08/24 17:05:24] bg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:39:21 towards level 86.
[04/08/24 17:09:49] Neil's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Neil's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/08/24 17:24:22] Soulwhisper got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:02:51 towards level 52.
[04/08/24 17:50:50] vectr0n found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:59:19 towards level 71.
[04/08/24 17:52:45] Ganonk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:08:41 towards level 61.
[04/08/24 17:59:07] Aksej found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:23:04 towards level 80.
[04/08/24 19:04:33] gideonstar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:44 towards level 61.
[04/08/24 20:18:29] gradator had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:37:19 towards level 86.
[04/08/24 20:58:16] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:26:22 towards level 72.
[04/08/24 21:00:22] Garg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:09:50 towards level 62.
[04/08/24 21:14:56] Paganel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:37:20 towards level 81.
[04/08/24 21:20:43] gryphus fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:31:48 from level 37.
[04/08/24 22:23:18] alephnull got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:30:49 towards level 65.
[04/08/24 22:43:35] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:03 towards level 85.
[04/08/24 23:20:24] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:10:58 towards level 86.
[04/08/24 23:32:18] hax404 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:40:57 from level 82.
[04/09/24 00:05:57] The local wizard imbued gideonstar's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gideonstar's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/24 00:15:09] vectr0n had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:41:49 towards level 71.
[04/09/24 00:26:21] jacquesssss fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:21:29 from level 57.
[04/09/24 00:55:50] gradator found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:30:41 towards level 86.
[04/09/24 01:07:26] dxrt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:03 towards level 56.
[04/09/24 01:48:24] KyloRen was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:20:06 towards level 60.
[04/09/24 02:18:53] rawgreaze got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:12:06 from level 77.
[04/09/24 02:25:54] tmberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 37 days, 16:38:24 towards level 78.
[04/09/24 02:33:35] MetaNova was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:58:32 towards level 83.
[04/09/24 03:08:10] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:10:19 towards level 88.
[04/09/24 03:43:59] JohnMH was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:39 towards level 39.
[04/09/24 03:52:47] Dex ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:48:55 from level 52.
[04/09/24 04:31:48] zuper burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zuper's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/09/24 05:19:30] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:29:19 towards level 88.
[04/09/24 05:30:36] pastly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pastly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/24 05:37:22] noex has dealt Gorek a Critical Strike! 3 days, 20:41:34 is added to Gorek's clock.
[04/09/24 05:47:52] nowz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:50:08 towards level 63.
[04/09/24 05:52:26] Koffa was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:02:48 from level 85.
[04/09/24 05:58:25] nowz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:13:04 towards level 63.
[04/09/24 06:37:42] MetaNova ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:11:09 from level 83.
[04/09/24 06:47:56] pwae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:02 towards level 84.
[04/09/24 07:09:50] Techman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:56:21 towards level 90.
[04/09/24 07:20:08] Soulwhisper was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:34:55 from level 52.
[04/09/24 07:31:05] bobvador ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:37:01 from level 82.
[04/09/24 07:36:49] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:48:09 towards level 88.
[04/09/24 07:44:21] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:56:00 towards level 84.
[04/09/24 07:50:35] hugga bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:06:54 towards level 72.
[04/09/24 07:51:11] IFireflyl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:58:03 towards level 63.
[04/09/24 08:04:27] heisenbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! heisenbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/24 08:55:33] drahthaar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:09 towards level 91.
[04/09/24 09:24:05] The local wizard imbued EddieT137's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! EddieT137's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/24 09:45:59] Butch gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:13:02 towards level 48.
[04/09/24 10:23:43] OobSaco walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:25:05 from level 58.
[04/09/24 10:31:03] gryphus's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gryphus's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/24 10:33:09] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:47:17 towards level 62.
[04/09/24 10:41:26] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:37:08 towards level 75.
[04/09/24 11:26:02] JohnMH ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:29:38 from level 40.
[04/09/24 11:48:39] ahmubashshir was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:20:28 from level 71.
[04/09/24 12:25:01] JohnMH had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:44 towards level 40.
[04/09/24 12:33:36] SirNeo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:39:42 towards level 68.
[04/09/24 12:43:12] tmberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 58 days, 06:43:16 towards level 78.
[04/09/24 13:20:30] kptr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:04 towards level 85.
[04/09/24 14:22:58] gendish was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:51:58 from level 57.
[04/09/24 15:02:27] tmberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 67 days, 00:17:50 towards level 78.
[04/09/24 15:48:50] Drin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:27 towards level 78.
[04/09/24 15:53:51] CodeGeek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:45:07 towards level 85.
[04/09/24 16:13:11] Theleveler found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:10:23 towards level 85.
[04/09/24 16:45:03] xbill was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:02:10 towards level 85.
[04/09/24 17:13:59] CrashOverride was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:08:35 from level 82.
[04/09/24 17:17:45] bfft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:58 towards level 68.
[04/09/24 17:18:39] Neil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:03:34 towards level 65.
[04/09/24 18:21:36] Pinkman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:04 towards level 81.
[04/09/24 18:34:31] jacquesssss found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:10:48 towards level 57.
[04/09/24 19:16:50] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:28 towards level 80.
[04/09/24 19:48:55] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:23:57 towards level 93.
[04/09/24 20:01:25] d4n13L reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! d4n13L's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/24 20:31:21] pants was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:57:45 towards level 81.
[04/09/24 20:43:03] nya's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nya's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/24 21:27:01] spex's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! spex's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/24 21:31:02] anarcat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:18:10 towards level 88.
[04/09/24 21:47:42] sam was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:43:10 from level 80.
[04/09/24 22:48:55] Techman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:42:50 towards level 90.
[04/09/24 23:21:12] buzel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buzel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/09/24 23:34:54] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:46:02 towards level 87.
[04/10/24 00:16:54] damyan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:16:50 towards level 81.
[04/10/24 00:51:53] Kayn reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kayn's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/24 01:07:34] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:06 towards level 88.
[04/10/24 01:13:12] nowz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:11:29 towards level 63.
[04/10/24 01:28:18] muirrum found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:50:27 towards level 64.
[04/10/24 01:32:19] StalkR's charm ate a bolt of lightning! StalkR's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/24 01:44:52] gradator was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:03:51 from level 86.
[04/10/24 02:29:42] apb has dealt Neil a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:09:25 is added to Neil's clock.
[04/10/24 03:17:16] Lilith ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:37:09 from level 61.
[04/10/24 05:57:45] IFireflyl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:04:13 towards level 63.
[04/10/24 07:05:01] Kachin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:48:56 towards level 78.
[04/10/24 07:17:47] gendish's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! gendish's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/10/24 07:20:00] dyvonna found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:33:23 towards level 82.
[04/10/24 07:32:45] Carl slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Carl's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/10/24 07:45:10] The local wizard imbued Sario's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sario's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/24 08:36:50] Tabmow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:39:33 towards level 75.
[04/10/24 08:43:20] sco1's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sco1's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/24 09:08:54] idleevil was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:15:27 from level 76.
[04/10/24 09:14:16] alexlehm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:41:36 from level 67.
[04/10/24 09:29:11] tass was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:00:32 from level 62.
[04/10/24 09:37:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ecko's tunic! Ecko's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/24 10:09:30] yano reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! yano's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/24 10:16:41] gryphus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:00 towards level 38.
[04/10/24 10:50:13] Pricey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:14:26 towards level 70.
[04/10/24 10:57:03] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:30:13 towards level 77.
[04/10/24 11:06:23] zuper ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:52:02 from level 47.
[04/10/24 12:05:14] Soulwhisper was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:29:16 towards level 52.
[04/10/24 13:05:17] Lilith bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:09:05 towards level 61.
[04/10/24 13:16:18] Butch got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:36:59 from level 48.
[04/10/24 13:30:24] Mat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:02:54 towards level 67.
[04/10/24 13:44:28] zifnab06 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:36:07 towards level 79.
[04/10/24 13:46:28] Daikojun bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:40:58 towards level 64.
[04/10/24 13:50:54] Drin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:27 towards level 78.
[04/10/24 14:30:38] boscage gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:44 towards level 65.
[04/10/24 15:55:49] CrashOverride's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CrashOverride's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/24 16:11:44] noex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:48:18 towards level 68.
[04/10/24 16:18:43] style found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:28:08 towards level 73.
[04/10/24 16:47:28] CrashOverride's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CrashOverride's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/24 16:49:02] tass had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:48 towards level 62.
[04/10/24 17:07:42] "\@_ walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:03:27 from level 86.
[04/10/24 17:30:38] Cirdan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:32 towards level 87.
[04/10/24 18:38:14] The local wizard imbued zbe's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zbe's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/24 19:00:17] JackyB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:08:28 towards level 69.
[04/10/24 19:01:05] d4n13L discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:30:03 towards level 81.
[04/10/24 19:02:35] Amongusus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:07 towards level 36.
[04/10/24 19:13:35] signofzeta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:27:14 towards level 78.
[04/10/24 20:00:47] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:37:03 towards level 81.
[04/10/24 20:45:25] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:08:32 towards level 82.
[04/10/24 21:10:11] idlegood met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 10:54:08 from level 76.
[04/10/24 21:30:16] OobSaco was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:49 towards level 58.
[04/10/24 21:36:17] bfft was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:00:15 towards level 68.
[04/10/24 21:37:35] apb found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:42 towards level 84.
[04/10/24 21:41:51] Fraiyr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:51 towards level 48.
[04/10/24 22:24:17] OobSaco caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:44 towards level 58.
[04/10/24 22:43:12] Kayn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:57:00 towards level 52.
[04/10/24 23:25:02] OobSaco hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:09 towards level 58.
[04/11/24 00:08:31] Ecko walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:06:13 from level 80.
[04/11/24 01:03:36] ToHellWithGA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:27:16 towards level 88.
[04/11/24 01:36:38] apb got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:04:45 from level 84.
[04/11/24 02:58:40] hax404 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:54:58 towards level 82.
[04/11/24 03:12:13] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:57:09 from level 76.
[04/11/24 03:13:59] Khorne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:22:18 towards level 93.
[04/11/24 03:17:39] Crazycatlady tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:31:11 towards level 87.
[04/11/24 04:07:30] VonToutCourt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:01:07 towards level 87.
[04/11/24 04:25:34] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:11 towards level 86.
[04/11/24 04:50:16] CodeGeek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:35:27 towards level 85.
[04/11/24 05:54:53] The local wizard imbued Fenrik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fenrik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/24 06:15:05] tomhek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:25:16 towards level 86.
[04/11/24 07:40:05] keepermurph fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:59:54 from level 60.
[04/11/24 08:51:56] IFireflyl was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:32:18 from level 63.
[04/11/24 09:46:21] hax404 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:02:49 towards level 82.
[04/11/24 10:00:19] \dev\ice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:57:06 towards level 71.
[04/11/24 10:24:41] muirrum was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:33 towards level 64.
[04/11/24 10:52:23] Soulwhisper was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:57 towards level 52.
[04/11/24 12:12:30] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:49:17 towards level 85.
[04/11/24 12:56:19] Khorne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:45:12 towards level 93.
[04/11/24 13:36:45] io was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:03:21 from level 93.
[04/11/24 13:46:08] Crazycatlady was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:46:01 from level 87.
[04/11/24 15:20:21] mordac fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:37:33 from level 84.
[04/11/24 16:02:44] Blohsh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:49:40 towards level 58.
[04/11/24 16:22:29] Mat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:11:10 towards level 67.
[04/11/24 16:27:57] TheSilentLink was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:24:22 from level 76.
[04/11/24 16:41:48] jra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:15 towards level 34.
[04/11/24 16:46:53] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:43:56 towards level 83.
[04/11/24 16:48:32] bsleep slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bsleep's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/11/24 17:01:29] Tabmow was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:40:31 from level 75.
[04/11/24 18:06:49] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:28 towards level 75.
[04/11/24 18:59:32] gryphus ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:32 from level 38.
[04/11/24 19:33:22] Ancalagon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:54:38 towards level 65.
[04/11/24 20:05:18] Dex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:26 towards level 52.
[04/11/24 20:38:14] The local wizard imbued freeboson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! freeboson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/24 20:47:08] Lilith gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:21:55 towards level 61.
[04/11/24 20:56:34] Dex's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Dex's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/24 21:08:58] Drin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:54 towards level 78.
[04/12/24 01:13:29] Nuae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:43 towards level 75.
[04/12/24 02:38:09] SSLbits's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SSLbits's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/24 02:40:03] sc reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/24 02:51:52] scornn spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! scornn's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/24 03:00:54] bobvador's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bobvador's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/24 04:11:27] scumola ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:32:16 from level 81.
[04/12/24 04:26:22] damyan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:40:28 towards level 81.
[04/12/24 04:27:56] ion was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:25:19 from level 91.
[04/12/24 04:30:47] KindOne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:40:16 towards level 76.
[04/12/24 04:34:33] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:50:48 towards level 87.
[04/12/24 05:36:47] MetaNova hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:04:33 towards level 83.
[04/12/24 05:51:30] mordac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:56:31 towards level 84.
[04/12/24 07:05:31] idleneutral was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:08:52 from level 71.
[04/12/24 07:10:45] bg slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/24 07:38:10] bfft's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bfft's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/24 07:56:21] anarcat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:05:57 towards level 88.
[04/12/24 08:14:41] _sh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! _sh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/24 08:19:18] _sh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:25 from level 91.
[04/12/24 09:40:02] gradator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:48:37 towards level 86.
[04/12/24 11:00:01] Crazycatlady was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:18:56 from level 87.
[04/12/24 11:02:26] Khorne's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Khorne's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/24 11:36:41] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:16 towards level 85.
[04/12/24 13:50:34] KyloRen was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:02:13 from level 60.
[04/12/24 14:05:41] Cirdan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:37:19 from level 88.
[04/12/24 14:24:46] ChowderKeg burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ChowderKeg's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/24 14:45:27] CrashOverride was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:36:47 towards level 82.
[04/12/24 14:47:25] Acolarh slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Acolarh's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/24 14:52:02] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:55:37 towards level 84.
[04/12/24 15:17:19] The local wizard imbued solarsparq's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! solarsparq's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/24 16:05:34] hdm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:38:56 towards level 91.
[04/12/24 16:09:38] StalkR reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! StalkR's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/24 16:17:04] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:01:35 towards level 84.
[04/12/24 16:52:25] Tangles walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:44:25 from level 81.
[04/12/24 16:53:23] kptr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:43:26 from level 85.
[04/12/24 16:56:08] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:45:16 towards level 88.
[04/12/24 17:36:58] wowbagger tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:16 towards level 63.
[04/12/24 17:59:53] Bluedog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:51 towards level 79.
[04/12/24 18:50:39] CodeGeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:39:24 towards level 85.
[04/12/24 19:09:41] Techman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:09:23 towards level 90.
[04/12/24 20:32:28] OobSaco was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:38 towards level 58.
[04/12/24 21:27:54] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:53:02 from level 75.
[04/12/24 21:54:14] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:15:56 towards level 93.
[04/12/24 22:01:50] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:09:27 towards level 82.
[04/12/24 22:16:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Fehu's tunic! Fehu's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/24 22:32:06] kaezon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:05 towards level 10.
[04/12/24 22:41:09] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:40:46 towards level 61.
[04/12/24 23:21:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Techman's tunic! Techman's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/12/24 23:22:23] ToHellWithGA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:53 towards level 88.
[04/13/24 00:16:27] t3chn0 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:45:23 from level 84.
[04/13/24 00:28:45] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:48:57 towards level 91.
[04/13/24 01:10:34] idlegood bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 10:46:11 towards level 76.
[04/13/24 01:18:06] Kayn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:40 towards level 52.
[04/13/24 01:32:34] mordac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:50:12 towards level 84.
[04/13/24 03:02:44] gegenschein was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:29:46 from level 79.
[04/13/24 03:07:42] hugga has dealt Nehi a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:28:47 is added to Nehi's clock.
[04/13/24 04:29:05] Neil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:10:06 towards level 65.
[04/13/24 04:33:57] spex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:48:14 towards level 86.
[04/13/24 04:38:49] style hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:29:14 towards level 73.
[04/13/24 04:55:14] tsr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:40 towards level 81.
[04/13/24 04:55:32] vegadark found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:01:53 towards level 90.
[04/13/24 04:56:59] scornn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:44 towards level 65.
[04/13/24 05:09:44] CrashOverride tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:34:50 towards level 82.
[04/13/24 05:28:22] jra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:00 towards level 36.
[04/13/24 05:28:40] hugga found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:39:05 towards level 72.
[04/13/24 06:20:53] soltys was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:16:23 towards level 90.
[04/13/24 06:36:33] TimeWarp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:56:46 towards level 76.
[04/13/24 06:54:59] Soulwhisper caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:24 towards level 52.
[04/13/24 08:17:35] Cirdan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 17:34:25 from level 88.
[04/13/24 09:14:56] HollowWasp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:28 towards level 52.
[04/13/24 09:39:24] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:58:42 towards level 88.
[04/13/24 10:58:45] pfoley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:19:21 from level 79.
[04/13/24 11:27:19] IFireflyl walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:13:20 from level 63.
[04/13/24 12:04:16] gildarts was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:17:29 towards level 80.
[04/13/24 12:12:00] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:35:20 towards level 87.
[04/13/24 12:50:45] HollowWasp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:04:27 towards level 52.
[04/13/24 13:04:35] TheSilentLink was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:13:47 from level 76.
[04/13/24 13:07:27] blobdog was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:28:43 from level 61.
[04/13/24 14:42:18] damyan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:46:51 towards level 81.
[04/13/24 14:47:35] Wolf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:07 towards level 88.
[04/13/24 16:01:04] alephnull was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:02:06 from level 65.
[04/13/24 16:15:14] Ganonk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:53:41 towards level 61.
[04/13/24 16:45:07] StalkR was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:57 towards level 85.
[04/13/24 16:53:17] scornn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:51:07 towards level 66.
[04/13/24 18:14:17] Sombra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:59:58 from level 88.
[04/13/24 19:02:02] buzel has dealt thornrag a Critical Strike! 6 days, 13:15:24 is added to thornrag's clock.
[04/13/24 19:41:25] Fehu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:26:49 from level 78.
[04/13/24 19:57:05] SSLbits was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:32:59 from level 75.
[04/13/24 20:20:36] kzootech spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! kzootech's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/13/24 20:35:21] bird reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bird's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/24 21:07:36] The local wizard imbued bananaboat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bananaboat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/24 21:43:03] Wolf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:46 towards level 88.
[04/13/24 21:49:04] jayvee's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jayvee's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/13/24 22:15:28] vegadark slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! vegadark's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/13/24 22:27:28] el gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:03:02 towards level 84.
[04/13/24 23:53:24] Affliction reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Affliction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/14/24 00:16:18] Mat burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Mat's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/14/24 00:23:07] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:49:44 towards level 85.
[04/14/24 01:01:02] zifnab06 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:47:52 from level 79.
[04/14/24 01:17:54] Zed_Spiker ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:00:15 from level 60.
[04/14/24 01:20:51] d4n13L bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:09:06 towards level 81.
[04/14/24 01:46:51] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:54:03 towards level 76.
[04/14/24 01:56:42] Asara was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:51 towards level 86.
[04/14/24 02:33:19] adamus1red got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:57 towards level 84.
[04/14/24 05:25:56] Khorne was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:51:16 from level 93.
[04/14/24 06:28:06] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:25 towards level 86.
[04/14/24 07:17:32] Kachin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:59:55 from level 78.
[04/14/24 07:20:02] gideonstar was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:30:38 from level 61.
[04/14/24 07:35:57] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:31:26 towards level 83.
[04/14/24 07:39:55] DrinkyBird bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:04:43 towards level 89.
[04/14/24 07:57:02] alephnull walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:04:21 from level 65.
[04/14/24 08:09:14] Cockroach found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:39 towards level 54.
[04/14/24 08:57:05] BlueJay met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:18:57 from level 59.
[04/14/24 09:27:48] abarat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:03 towards level 47.
[04/14/24 09:58:36] Carl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:54 towards level 82.
[04/14/24 10:07:20] Nuae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:08:12 towards level 76.
[04/14/24 10:45:36] Kurenai hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:12 towards level 76.
[04/14/24 11:09:39] csc2ya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:44:39 towards level 65.
[04/14/24 12:50:51] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:40:50 towards level 80.
[04/14/24 16:27:32] ToHellWithGA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:39 towards level 88.
[04/14/24 16:41:47] yano's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! yano's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/14/24 16:47:20] gegenschein ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:00:27 from level 79.
[04/14/24 16:58:46] Daikojun has dealt ahmubashshir a Critical Strike! 4 days, 05:34:16 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[04/14/24 17:02:20] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:47:20 towards level 72.
[04/14/24 17:15:03] xbill found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:09:33 towards level 85.
[04/14/24 17:26:26] JackyB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:12:16 towards level 69.
[04/14/24 17:28:15] kevkev's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kevkev's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/14/24 17:56:28] V was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:34 towards level 87.
[04/14/24 18:23:41] Garg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:14:45 from level 62.
[04/14/24 19:39:38] dwfreed was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:47:55 from level 88.
[04/14/24 20:26:06] CaptainS122 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! CaptainS122's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/14/24 20:28:55] idleevil bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:14:46 towards level 76.
[04/14/24 20:43:11] Ecko tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:12:01 towards level 80.
[04/14/24 22:13:17] HollowWasp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:56 from level 52.
[04/14/24 22:23:53] thornrag was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:52:20 towards level 80.
[04/14/24 22:44:40] sc slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sc's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/14/24 23:07:04] Bluedog was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:42 towards level 79.
[04/14/24 23:47:57] The local wizard imbued bookworm's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! bookworm's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/24 00:31:30] ahmubashshir was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:08:18 from level 71.
[04/15/24 01:20:35] Cockroach was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:59 from level 54.
[04/15/24 01:35:48] The local wizard imbued elf's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! elf's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/24 01:56:14] gendish fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:33:52 from level 57.
[04/15/24 02:16:59] Wam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:07:10 towards level 80.
[04/15/24 02:53:59] dxrt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:03:46 towards level 57.
[04/15/24 02:56:18] cadfael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:42 towards level 79.
[04/15/24 03:18:21] Ecko bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:57:39 towards level 80.
[04/15/24 03:31:37] Khorne was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:53:36 from level 93.
[04/15/24 04:32:35] buzel slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! buzel's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/15/24 05:13:43] dyvonna was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:48:53 towards level 82.
[04/15/24 06:48:23] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:04 towards level 84.
[04/15/24 07:00:59] Minus met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:09:11 from level 78.
[04/15/24 07:10:10] JackyB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:05 towards level 69.
[04/15/24 07:45:20] Crazycatlady was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:01:38 from level 87.
[04/15/24 08:02:06] el reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! el's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/24 08:28:43] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:12:51 towards level 83.
[04/15/24 09:20:24] style was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:57:32 from level 73.
[04/15/24 09:28:56] ahmubashshir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:17:37 towards level 71.
[04/15/24 09:38:05] h00k found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:42:37 towards level 61.
[04/15/24 10:48:10] chadgpt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:03 towards level 51.
[04/15/24 11:14:14] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:49:17 towards level 87.
[04/15/24 11:23:05] KyloRen ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:07:09 from level 60.
[04/15/24 12:46:23] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:32 towards level 63.
[04/15/24 12:49:48] rs hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:40:02 towards level 61.
[04/15/24 12:54:03] rs found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:42:58 towards level 61.
[04/15/24 13:19:50] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:57 towards level 75.
[04/15/24 13:38:58] wowbagger was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 16:45:01 from level 64.
[04/15/24 14:13:26] \dev\ice ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:21:40 from level 71.
[04/15/24 14:27:41] KyloRen bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:53:46 towards level 60.
[04/15/24 15:09:55] apb got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:24 towards level 84.
[04/15/24 16:01:01] nathan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:59:14 towards level 61.
[04/15/24 17:21:01] alexlehm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:44:46 towards level 67.
[04/15/24 17:42:25] nowz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:03 towards level 63.
[04/15/24 18:23:29] EddieT137 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:44 towards level 79.
[04/15/24 19:42:43] JohnMH found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:30 towards level 42.
[04/15/24 19:50:28] CaptainS122 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:20 from level 48.
[04/15/24 21:19:57] bookworm's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bookworm's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/15/24 21:35:22] alexlehm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:13:09 from level 67.
[04/15/24 21:47:50] xbill was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:28:33 from level 85.
[04/15/24 22:43:41] Ancalagon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:51:27 towards level 65.
[04/15/24 23:25:19] The local wizard imbued gideonstar's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gideonstar's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/24 23:34:39] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:40:59 towards level 89.
[04/15/24 23:46:09] MetaNova was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:51:02 towards level 83.
[04/16/24 00:09:51] OobSaco had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:04:51 towards level 59.
[04/16/24 00:10:58] The local wizard imbued Fenrik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fenrik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/24 00:58:06] Kayn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:27 towards level 52.
[04/16/24 00:59:06] Ungoliant discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:18:22 towards level 77.
[04/16/24 02:13:53] csc spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! csc's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/16/24 02:23:53] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:25:26 towards level 76.
[04/16/24 03:14:25] csc reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! csc's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/24 03:32:29] Nehi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:34 from level 48.
[04/16/24 03:36:18] RussellB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:11 towards level 84.
[04/16/24 03:38:58] Forud found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:40:02 towards level 85.
[04/16/24 04:18:29] TheSilentLink got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:59:07 towards level 76.
[04/16/24 05:11:34] Fenrik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:48:39 towards level 86.
[04/16/24 05:29:12] Bluedog was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:38:19 from level 79.
[04/16/24 05:30:21] The local wizard imbued DontEvenPeek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DontEvenPeek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/24 05:48:07] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:00:51 from level 91.
[04/16/24 05:48:46] csc2ya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:33 towards level 65.
[04/16/24 07:29:19] MetaNova tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:31:07 towards level 83.
[04/16/24 08:50:43] zbe was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:05:33 towards level 92.
[04/16/24 09:25:07] StalkR was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:00 from level 85.
[04/16/24 09:35:57] Tenorman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:37:18 towards level 76.
[04/16/24 10:31:02] Pricey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:33 towards level 70.
[04/16/24 10:37:13] The local wizard imbued TheSilentLink's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TheSilentLink's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/24 11:11:49] bfft met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:10 from level 68.
[04/16/24 12:20:31] d4n13L gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:00:22 towards level 81.
[04/16/24 12:21:40] The local wizard imbued gegenschein's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gegenschein's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/24 12:34:37] abarat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:31:32 towards level 48.
[04/16/24 12:34:52] medivh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:37 towards level 55.
[04/16/24 13:05:06] misha's charm ate a bolt of lightning! misha's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/24 13:25:56] eroc1990 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:35:50 from level 61.
[04/16/24 14:07:52] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:32:29 towards level 91.
[04/16/24 15:00:00] drahthaar's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! drahthaar's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/16/24 15:24:30] yNos was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:02:18 towards level 81.
[04/16/24 16:07:05] StalkR found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:29 towards level 85.
[04/16/24 16:09:08] Cirdan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:19:54 from level 88.
[04/16/24 16:30:29] Bluedog found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:37 towards level 79.
[04/16/24 18:16:25] DontEvenPeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:21:37 towards level 69.
[04/16/24 19:11:57] freeboson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! freeboson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/24 20:06:23] io gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:24:21 towards level 93.
[04/16/24 20:28:31] Nehi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:45:26 towards level 49.
[04/16/24 20:29:05] wowbagger was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:49:49 towards level 64.
[04/16/24 20:29:26] Dex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:42 towards level 53.
[04/16/24 21:59:39] keepermurph was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:21:09 from level 60.
[04/16/24 23:10:45] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:09:30 towards level 78.
[04/16/24 23:21:42] Daikojun was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:27 towards level 64.
[04/17/24 00:42:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on soltys's tunic! soltys's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/24 01:03:05] alexlehm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:56:50 from level 67.
[04/17/24 01:16:42] ChowderKeg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:58:37 from level 88.
[04/17/24 02:37:11] rs's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! rs's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/24 02:38:53] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:15 towards level 85.
[04/17/24 03:25:36] EddieT137 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:08 from level 79.
[04/17/24 03:27:21] dwfreed fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:43:30 from level 88.
[04/17/24 03:33:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on HollowWasp's tunic! HollowWasp's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/24 04:16:43] KindOne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:31:47 towards level 76.
[04/17/24 04:50:13] ahmubashshir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:54:37 towards level 71.
[04/17/24 04:56:35] drahthaar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:40:32 towards level 92.
[04/17/24 05:59:56] sco1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:49 towards level 55.
[04/17/24 06:28:03] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:53:04 towards level 84.
[04/17/24 07:03:22] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:58 towards level 84.
[04/17/24 08:08:51] Nuae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:57:56 towards level 76.
[04/17/24 08:12:22] bsleep's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bsleep's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/24 08:21:36] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:16:55 towards level 89.
[04/17/24 08:24:51] kevkev was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:31:33 from level 56.
[04/17/24 08:57:24] Tabmow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:59 towards level 75.
[04/17/24 09:01:46] hiod found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:13 towards level 47.
[04/17/24 09:44:27] Brocker ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:37:24 from level 51.
[04/17/24 09:45:06] The local wizard imbued drahthaar's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! drahthaar's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/24 09:48:16] Ganonk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:55:36 towards level 61.
[04/17/24 09:57:04] Puff was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:20:27 towards level 82.
[04/17/24 11:14:57] crysis was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:11:54 from level 71.
[04/17/24 11:16:31] misha fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:25:04 from level 92.
[04/17/24 11:21:44] nya was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:06 towards level 84.
[04/17/24 11:29:52] thornrag's charm ate a bolt of lightning! thornrag's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/24 12:08:17] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:36 towards level 87.
[04/17/24 12:15:42] Kachin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:43:16 towards level 78.
[04/17/24 13:00:39] spex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:28:02 towards level 86.
[04/17/24 13:14:21] nathan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:41:58 towards level 61.
[04/17/24 13:50:59] DontEvenPeek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:59:24 from level 69.
[04/17/24 13:52:53] Ecko was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:04:34 from level 80.
[04/17/24 14:07:21] Crazycatlady found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:23:45 towards level 87.
[04/17/24 14:22:28] dxrt walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:15:56 from level 57.
[04/17/24 14:44:38] DojShadow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:45:49 towards level 50.
[04/17/24 14:50:49] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:58 towards level 88.
[04/17/24 14:52:37] zifnab06 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:35:19 from level 79.
[04/17/24 14:59:27] HollowWasp met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:15:56 from level 53.
[04/17/24 15:18:35] HollowWasp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:59:56 towards level 53.
[04/17/24 15:46:45] buzel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:24:26 towards level 86.
[04/17/24 16:28:21] JohnMH found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:15 towards level 43.
[04/17/24 16:38:42] dxrt was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:31:05 from level 57.
[04/17/24 16:55:43] Sombra slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Sombra's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/17/24 17:10:38] DontEvenPeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:31:27 towards level 69.
[04/17/24 17:44:15] Nehi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:19:22 from level 49.
[04/17/24 17:52:12] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:51:30 towards level 82.
[04/17/24 18:09:41] pastly was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:03:29 from level 58.
[04/17/24 18:11:41] Gangsterish tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:10:10 towards level 62.
[04/17/24 18:49:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on keepermurph's tunic! keepermurph's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/17/24 19:20:18] Tenorman was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:48:32 from level 76.
[04/17/24 19:32:47] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:16:03 towards level 86.
[04/17/24 19:43:59] zbe was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:09:22 from level 92.
[04/17/24 23:45:09] signofzeta was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:02:17 from level 78.
[04/17/24 23:51:26] \dev\ice had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:20 towards level 71.
[04/17/24 23:54:39] Butch gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:48 towards level 49.
[04/18/24 00:10:34] Mathew was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:23:57 from level 30.
[04/18/24 00:13:29] Garg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:00:43 towards level 62.
[04/18/24 00:44:06] rs gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:19:48 towards level 61.
[04/18/24 00:48:04] The local wizard imbued Nysdar's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Nysdar's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/24 00:53:59] VSquad gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:49 towards level 37.
[04/18/24 00:59:12] chadgpt was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:54 towards level 51.
[04/18/24 01:10:42] ToHellWithGA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:37:38 towards level 89.
[04/18/24 01:23:19] Mathew fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:34 from level 30.
[04/18/24 01:44:57] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:13:23 towards level 64.
[04/18/24 02:36:42] yNos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:52 towards level 81.
[04/18/24 02:59:05] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:55 towards level 81.
[04/18/24 03:24:14] MadMan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:51:49 from level 76.
[04/18/24 03:39:56] Kayn was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:35:54 from level 52.
[04/18/24 04:27:33] Lord255 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:35:26 towards level 88.
[04/18/24 04:48:48] GilbertErik slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! GilbertErik's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/18/24 05:11:12] pyre tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:10:04 towards level 89.
[04/18/24 05:25:21] solarsparq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:11:02 towards level 73.
[04/18/24 05:44:09] ToHellWithGA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:28:25 towards level 89.
[04/18/24 06:12:04] sky discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:50:26 towards level 86.
[04/18/24 06:27:13] freeboson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:52:02 from level 84.
[04/18/24 06:30:05] drahthaar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:08:59 towards level 92.
[04/18/24 06:31:50] zifnab06 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:46:36 towards level 79.
[04/18/24 06:38:16] Bluedog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:35:09 towards level 80.
[04/18/24 06:55:02] ahmubashshir's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ahmubashshir's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/18/24 07:02:52] BlueJay found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:55:05 towards level 59.
[04/18/24 07:52:47] gusto spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! gusto's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/18/24 08:07:08] "\@_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:52:00 towards level 87.
[04/18/24 09:46:36] ahmubashshir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:42:02 towards level 71.
[04/18/24 09:47:09] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:23:52 towards level 76.
[04/18/24 09:49:55] "\@_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:20:43 towards level 87.
[04/18/24 10:00:15] Acolarh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:17 towards level 85.
[04/18/24 11:41:06] crysis's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! crysis's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/24 11:41:57] Affliction hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:41:05 towards level 84.
[04/18/24 11:49:56] ZOTTA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:16:48 towards level 79.
[04/18/24 12:09:04] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:40:52 towards level 84.
[04/18/24 13:46:29] misha's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! misha's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/24 14:06:10] The local wizard imbued soltys's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! soltys's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/24 14:25:20] nathan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nathan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/24 15:54:42] Xenthys was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:00:48 from level 65.
[04/18/24 15:55:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kachin's tunic! Kachin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/24 16:05:46] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:12:59 towards level 80.
[04/18/24 16:59:34] HollowWasp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:44:36 towards level 53.
[04/18/24 18:07:24] hugga ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:17:23 from level 72.
[04/18/24 18:55:16] caeli gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:36:42 towards level 88.
[04/18/24 19:11:37] yNos was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:14:48 from level 81.
[04/18/24 19:45:46] csc was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:40 from level 45.
[04/18/24 19:59:29] pastly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:21 towards level 58.
[04/18/24 21:21:18] GRIZZLYMAN met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:44:13 from level 66.
[04/18/24 22:07:14] KyloRen was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:50:46 from level 60.
[04/18/24 22:11:45] misha ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:51:25 from level 92.
[04/18/24 23:11:29] anarcat's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! anarcat's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/18/24 23:12:56] MetaNova was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:17:27 from level 83.
[04/19/24 00:10:52] The local wizard imbued Pricey's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Pricey's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/24 00:18:21] MetaNova reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MetaNova's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/24 01:18:39] gendish found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:08 towards level 57.
[04/19/24 01:40:38] Wolf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:11 towards level 88.
[04/19/24 01:50:59] cornfeedhobo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:03 towards level 72.
[04/19/24 02:02:07] DontEvenPeek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:36:13 from level 69.
[04/19/24 02:12:16] mordac was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:19:10 from level 84.
[04/19/24 02:14:13] jayvee found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:00:23 towards level 81.
[04/19/24 02:23:15] Acolarh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:27:12 towards level 85.
[04/19/24 02:26:58] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:53 towards level 82.
[04/19/24 02:41:46] Lnk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Lnk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/24 03:10:02] Carl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:21:06 from level 83.
[04/19/24 04:35:22] Cockatrice walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:48:33 from level 74.
[04/19/24 04:52:31] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:56:01 towards level 87.
[04/19/24 05:04:14] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:11 towards level 87.
[04/19/24 06:38:53] ChowderKeg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:08:36 towards level 88.
[04/19/24 06:51:41] Zaratustra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:52:13 from level 75.
[04/19/24 07:27:48] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:39:10 towards level 92.
[04/19/24 08:20:17] Misza discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:16 towards level 74.
[04/19/24 08:22:35] jra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:21 towards level 39.
[04/19/24 08:26:45] pants was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:18 towards level 81.
[04/19/24 08:31:13] Garg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:52:57 from level 62.
[04/19/24 09:04:09] Forud discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:59:50 towards level 85.
[04/19/24 09:23:14] Blohsh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:32:04 from level 59.
[04/19/24 09:23:35] gideonstar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:35:58 towards level 62.
[04/19/24 09:44:39] Yarosh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:34:18 towards level 81.
[04/19/24 10:44:53] n0ssh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:26:41 towards level 61.
[04/19/24 10:55:41] DontEvenPeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:11:54 towards level 69.
[04/19/24 11:19:48] Ganonk's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Ganonk's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/24 12:09:00] Yarosh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:05:03 towards level 81.
[04/19/24 12:48:59] KyloRen discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:11:09 towards level 60.
[04/19/24 13:15:48] t3chn0 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:57:34 from level 84.
[04/19/24 13:16:18] Thorael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:40 towards level 82.
[04/19/24 13:39:43] nathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:17:40 towards level 61.
[04/19/24 14:17:41] n0ssh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:25 towards level 61.
[04/19/24 14:58:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Drin's tunic! Drin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/24 15:07:27] TimWolla was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:01:51 towards level 93.
[04/19/24 15:59:30] eising was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:28:08 towards level 86.
[04/19/24 16:20:21] Zed_Spiker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:14:56 towards level 61.
[04/19/24 17:14:14] Dex was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:57:11 from level 53.
[04/19/24 17:26:17] canton7 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:28:11 towards level 81.
[04/19/24 17:31:57] gegenschein had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:13 towards level 79.
[04/19/24 18:10:55] TheSilentLink was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:04:46 from level 76.
[04/19/24 18:48:49] The local wizard imbued jacquesssss's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jacquesssss's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/24 19:03:53] cornfeedhobo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:25:11 from level 72.
[04/19/24 19:16:26] jayvee was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:32:26 from level 81.
[04/19/24 19:20:15] GilbertErik was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:08:06 from level 73.
[04/19/24 19:55:55] pwae met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:53:43 from level 85.
[04/19/24 20:20:58] bfft's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bfft's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/19/24 20:53:42] ukleinek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:20:12 from level 83.
[04/19/24 21:09:47] noex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:22:57 towards level 69.
[04/19/24 22:25:52] jfcaron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:53 towards level 43.
[04/19/24 22:53:37] hdm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:17:55 towards level 91.
[04/20/24 00:06:26] KyloRen fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:04:18 from level 60.
[04/20/24 01:08:18] jacquesssss tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:42:05 towards level 57.
[04/20/24 02:20:41] yNos found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:52:20 towards level 81.
[04/20/24 02:43:39] hiod found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:25 towards level 47.
[04/20/24 02:45:03] nathan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nathan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/20/24 02:45:27] Aksej discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:02 towards level 80.
[04/20/24 03:15:27] GRIZZLYMAN was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:50:34 from level 66.
[04/20/24 04:01:02] dodecahedron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:24 towards level 57.
[04/20/24 04:07:27] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:47:42 towards level 92.
[04/20/24 04:07:36] KyloRen was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:37:20 towards level 60.
[04/20/24 04:11:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on \dev\ice's tunic! \dev\ice's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/20/24 04:23:19] Paganel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:48:01 from level 82.
[04/20/24 04:23:58] DividedByZero bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:58 towards level 56.
[04/20/24 04:28:14] Cockatrice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:15:09 towards level 74.
[04/20/24 04:55:33] hax404 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:25 from level 82.
[04/20/24 05:34:49] Wolf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:03:42 towards level 89.
[04/20/24 05:36:22] dxrt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:40 towards level 57.
[04/20/24 05:38:25] tass discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:43:40 towards level 63.
[04/20/24 05:55:54] Kachin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:32:40 towards level 78.
[04/20/24 06:13:29] Garg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:32:15 towards level 62.
[04/20/24 07:26:12] Celediel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:26 towards level 60.
[04/20/24 07:41:01] ChowderKeg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:16:45 from level 88.
[04/20/24 08:53:06] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:45 towards level 76.
[04/20/24 10:52:26] DividedByZero found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:00 towards level 56.
[04/20/24 11:31:17] n0ssh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:31:16 towards level 61.
[04/20/24 11:43:02] tass discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:14:44 towards level 63.
[04/20/24 11:48:03] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:11:12 towards level 91.
[04/20/24 11:54:41] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:50:16 towards level 86.
[04/20/24 12:25:00] solarsparq was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:51:37 from level 73.
[04/20/24 12:46:30] medivh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! medivh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/20/24 13:17:50] thornrag was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:22 towards level 80.
[04/20/24 13:21:11] Puff ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:23:39 from level 82.
[04/20/24 13:35:40] GilbertErik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:34:58 towards level 73.
[04/20/24 14:14:22] Wam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:37:46 towards level 80.
[04/20/24 14:27:37] pants has dealt Zed_Spiker a Critical Strike! 6 days, 18:41:36 is added to Zed_Spiker's clock.
[04/20/24 15:18:41] signofzeta found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:24:27 towards level 78.
[04/20/24 15:31:20] gegenschein found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:20:55 towards level 79.
[04/20/24 16:07:45] tass reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tass's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/20/24 16:11:16] tomhek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:23:18 from level 86.
[04/20/24 16:24:37] Ungoliant got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:10:17 from level 77.
[04/20/24 17:02:36] canton7 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:50:31 from level 81.
[04/20/24 18:31:08] Zed_Spiker walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:37:25 from level 61.
[04/20/24 18:31:59] pyre fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:03:29 from level 89.
[04/20/24 18:46:54] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:50 towards level 91.
[04/20/24 19:54:28] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:29 towards level 82.
[04/20/24 20:20:52] yNos fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:36:03 from level 81.
[04/20/24 21:25:19] Wam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:57:39 towards level 80.
[04/20/24 21:58:52] crysis was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:50:43 from level 71.
[04/20/24 22:17:53] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:26 towards level 81.
[04/20/24 22:55:11] ColonelPanic001 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:44:17 from level 60.
[04/20/24 23:24:46] KyloRen was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:55:15 towards level 60.
[04/20/24 23:30:14] Mathew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:19 towards level 34.
[04/21/24 00:40:14] noex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:26:09 towards level 69.
[04/21/24 00:59:38] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Techman's tunic! Techman's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/24 01:11:47] idleevil burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! idleevil's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/21/24 01:32:49] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:06:21 towards level 88.
[04/21/24 01:39:00] dbx12 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:09 towards level 68.
[04/21/24 01:52:46] bookworm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:01:32 towards level 79.
[04/21/24 02:40:13] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:05:41 towards level 83.
[04/21/24 02:40:44] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:09:10 towards level 75.
[04/21/24 03:54:20] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:49:08 towards level 86.
[04/21/24 04:17:47] damyan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:47:06 towards level 81.
[04/21/24 05:38:44] Tangles was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:44:26 towards level 82.
[04/21/24 05:53:56] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:00:24 towards level 88.
[04/21/24 06:49:35] Nehi caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:11 towards level 50.
[04/21/24 07:33:22] h00k tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:29:53 towards level 61.
[04/21/24 07:37:49] Pinkman ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:15:40 from level 82.
[04/21/24 07:45:18] CompanionCube found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:42:14 towards level 90.
[04/21/24 07:55:33] Notir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:57 towards level 79.
[04/21/24 08:23:45] CrashOverride bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:03 towards level 82.
[04/21/24 08:48:43] chadgpt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:07 towards level 52.
[04/21/24 08:59:28] adamus1red's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! adamus1red's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/24 09:35:13] sam was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:23:37 towards level 80.
[04/21/24 10:43:29] scumola found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:12:04 towards level 81.
[04/21/24 13:11:45] Feras discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:38 towards level 55.
[04/21/24 13:12:04] RussellB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:40:22 towards level 85.
[04/21/24 13:50:07] boscage ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:26:04 from level 66.
[04/21/24 14:03:59] Notir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:16:20 towards level 79.
[04/21/24 15:26:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on wowbagger's tunic! wowbagger's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/24 15:58:11] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:37:31 towards level 64.
[04/21/24 16:02:03] abarat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:58:54 from level 48.
[04/21/24 16:05:49] damyan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:36:47 towards level 81.
[04/21/24 16:34:08] tass bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:46:18 towards level 63.
[04/21/24 16:46:47] boscage tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:58:12 towards level 66.
[04/21/24 17:42:54] idleevil has dealt boscage a Critical Strike! 11 days, 23:56:39 is added to boscage's clock.
[04/21/24 17:46:48] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:05:41 towards level 76.
[04/21/24 18:16:50] Nuae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:29:58 towards level 76.
[04/21/24 18:42:16] GRIZZLYMAN found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:00:00 towards level 66.
[04/21/24 19:14:57] pastly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:17:19 towards level 58.
[04/21/24 19:30:16] "\@_ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:50:11 towards level 87.
[04/21/24 19:37:54] Fyrgor slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Fyrgor's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/21/24 20:05:10] OobSaco got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:52:49 towards level 59.
[04/21/24 20:14:29] GilbertErik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:39 towards level 73.
[04/21/24 20:28:03] Notir's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Notir's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/21/24 21:29:34] Ankhers gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:47:20 towards level 77.
[04/21/24 22:19:32] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:41 towards level 84.
[04/21/24 22:21:12] ahmubashshir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:01:38 towards level 71.
[04/21/24 23:14:47] n0ssh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:13:17 towards level 61.
[04/22/24 00:02:57] bfft had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:50:46 towards level 69.
[04/22/24 00:43:47] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:56:31 towards level 83.
[04/22/24 01:36:44] popey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:44 towards level 59.
[04/22/24 01:50:35] KindOne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:48:14 towards level 76.
[04/22/24 01:53:15] Ungoliant gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:19:36 towards level 77.
[04/22/24 02:33:34] TheSilentLink caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:36:13 towards level 76.
[04/22/24 03:42:03] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:21:30 towards level 93.
[04/22/24 03:49:08] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:34 towards level 87.
[04/22/24 04:00:23] ColonelPanic001 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:22:15 from level 60.
[04/22/24 04:11:44] pants had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:02 towards level 81.
[04/22/24 04:38:44] Ecko was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:56:53 towards level 80.
[04/22/24 05:34:17] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:36:59 towards level 85.
[04/22/24 05:38:30] DojShadow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:23 towards level 50.
[04/22/24 05:49:54] Rayke ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:27:42 from level 53.
[04/22/24 05:51:33] dyvonna hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:43:31 towards level 82.
[04/22/24 05:52:36] Nuae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:15:39 towards level 76.
[04/22/24 06:46:18] V spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! V's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/24 07:21:15] The local wizard imbued kevkev's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kevkev's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/22/24 08:37:23] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bananaboat's tunic! bananaboat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/22/24 09:14:56] particleflux spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! particleflux's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/22/24 10:32:35] solarsparq found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:12 towards level 73.
[04/22/24 11:03:53] jayvee was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:57:16 towards level 81.
[04/22/24 11:10:34] tass was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:58:11 towards level 63.
[04/22/24 11:21:54] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:10 towards level 91.
[04/22/24 11:31:48] bg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:39:11 from level 86.
[04/22/24 11:37:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bookworm's tunic! bookworm's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/22/24 11:47:33] Khorne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:52:02 towards level 94.
[04/22/24 12:04:29] StalkR was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 12:41:43 from level 86.
[04/22/24 12:34:37] Neil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:29 towards level 65.
[04/22/24 12:43:27] el met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:23:27 from level 84.
[04/22/24 14:04:49] Minus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:13:42 towards level 78.
[04/22/24 14:09:56] sc hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:32 towards level 92.
[04/22/24 14:29:14] \dev\ice was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:16:00 from level 72.
[04/22/24 14:38:29] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:39:30 towards level 89.
[04/22/24 14:40:03] Kayn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:03:10 from level 53.
[04/22/24 15:00:26] CaptainS122 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:16:09 from level 48.
[04/22/24 15:01:02] kevkev reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kevkev's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/22/24 15:40:26] Kayn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:30:36 from level 53.
[04/22/24 15:46:43] Omega gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:58 towards level 79.
[04/22/24 15:57:24] Lilith got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:58:07 towards level 61.
[04/22/24 16:27:29] cadfael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:24:31 towards level 80.
[04/22/24 16:52:22] CodeGeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:02 towards level 85.
[04/22/24 16:55:29] spex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:55:57 towards level 86.
[04/22/24 17:48:27] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:06 towards level 81.
[04/22/24 18:13:32] tomhek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:54:30 towards level 86.
[04/22/24 18:29:31] pyre was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:45:53 from level 89.
[04/22/24 18:57:54] particleflux had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:27 towards level 62.
[04/22/24 19:41:22] Celediel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:56:42 towards level 61.
[04/22/24 20:14:48] Fenrik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:50:52 towards level 86.
[04/22/24 20:17:07] Carl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:28:31 towards level 83.
[04/22/24 20:48:41] Puff was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:34:12 towards level 82.
[04/22/24 21:04:15] Luca discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:10:00 towards level 57.
[04/22/24 21:40:13] ChowderKeg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:14:09 towards level 88.
[04/22/24 21:47:00] elf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:50:09 from level 91.
[04/22/24 22:05:40] ZOTTA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:57:14 towards level 79.
[04/23/24 00:08:44] alexlehm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:48:25 towards level 67.
[04/23/24 00:14:03] kevkev was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:53:10 from level 56.
[04/23/24 00:31:10] TimeWarp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:53:38 from level 76.
[04/23/24 00:35:38] idleneutral walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:52:05 from level 72.
[04/23/24 01:21:49] Amongusus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Amongusus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/24 01:36:02] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:22:45 towards level 72.
[04/23/24 02:05:34] shikhin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:24 towards level 88.
[04/23/24 02:13:56] Gangsterish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:30 towards level 62.
[04/23/24 02:22:49] Nuae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:19:59 towards level 76.
[04/23/24 02:36:25] DrinkyBird burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! DrinkyBird's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/23/24 02:46:04] scornn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:09:03 towards level 66.
[04/23/24 03:01:19] slim caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:46 towards level 77.
[04/23/24 03:11:51] Zed_Spiker found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:07:44 towards level 61.
[04/23/24 03:25:16] nowz's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! nowz's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/23/24 03:53:26] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:14:16 towards level 91.
[04/23/24 04:50:20] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:16:16 towards level 91.
[04/23/24 05:42:19] Jens was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:21:48 from level 77.
[04/23/24 05:58:18] Aksej reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Aksej's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/24 06:16:06] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:58 towards level 90.
[04/23/24 06:18:03] GilbertErik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:13 towards level 73.
[04/23/24 06:26:38] MadMan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:18 towards level 76.
[04/23/24 09:46:09] jacquesssss has dealt nathan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:39:04 is added to nathan's clock.
[04/23/24 10:04:41] d4n13L bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:43 towards level 81.
[04/23/24 10:21:39] rawgreaze was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:37:05 towards level 78.
[04/23/24 10:25:07] JohnMH burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! JohnMH's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/23/24 10:40:56] Celediel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:38:56 from level 61.
[04/23/24 11:02:20] gusto was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:23:10 from level 72.
[04/23/24 11:28:48] Puff was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:34:31 from level 82.
[04/23/24 11:30:58] Mat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:04:45 towards level 68.
[04/23/24 11:39:03] Crazycatlady was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:16:49 towards level 87.
[04/23/24 11:58:48] hdm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:16 towards level 91.
[04/23/24 13:58:04] Minus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Minus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/24 14:59:20] tomhek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tomhek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/24 15:18:51] pastly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:21:41 towards level 58.
[04/23/24 15:54:32] Khorne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:14:41 towards level 94.
[04/23/24 16:14:23] hugga found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:52:40 towards level 72.
[04/23/24 16:22:32] bsleep's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bsleep's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/24 16:50:44] V found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:21:34 towards level 87.
[04/23/24 17:10:32] zifnab06 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:41:10 towards level 79.
[04/23/24 17:29:39] Minus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:54:13 towards level 78.
[04/23/24 18:25:30] anarcat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:52:41 towards level 88.
[04/23/24 19:01:09] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:01:24 towards level 86.
[04/23/24 19:24:19] Blohsh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:37:57 towards level 59.
[04/23/24 19:44:34] ZOTTA reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ZOTTA's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/24 19:48:04] sky met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:20:37 from level 86.
[04/23/24 19:57:27] nowz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:31:16 towards level 64.
[04/23/24 20:25:11] DividedByZero got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:42:07 towards level 57.
[04/23/24 20:40:18] Khorne fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:04:44 from level 94.
[04/23/24 21:13:50] Yarosh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:06:23 from level 81.
[04/23/24 21:14:11] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:12:40 towards level 87.
[04/23/24 21:40:48] buzel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:34:11 towards level 86.
[04/23/24 21:56:53] Shinzon has dealt "\@_ a Critical Strike! 8 days, 11:12:54 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[04/23/24 22:03:43] The local wizard imbued drahthaar's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! drahthaar's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/24 00:34:51] nathan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:55 towards level 61.
[04/24/24 00:35:45] wowbagger had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:36:42 towards level 64.
[04/24/24 01:17:36] bookworm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:42:27 towards level 79.
[04/24/24 01:36:32] Cirdan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:10:33 towards level 88.
[04/24/24 02:06:33] scumola was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:33:13 from level 81.
[04/24/24 02:16:20] yang burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! yang's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/24/24 03:30:40] Feras's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Feras's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/24 03:34:13] The local wizard imbued Ecko's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Ecko's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/24 04:26:26] gildarts was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:54:34 from level 80.
[04/24/24 04:30:39] Koffa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:57:00 towards level 86.
[04/24/24 04:54:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on VSquad's tunic! VSquad's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/24 04:58:07] xbill was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:48 towards level 85.
[04/24/24 05:22:44] DrinkyBird was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:37:12 from level 89.
[04/24/24 05:26:03] Fischmiep's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Fischmiep's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/24 05:31:07] chadgpt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:57 towards level 52.
[04/24/24 05:36:06] idlegood had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:24:26 towards level 76.
[04/24/24 05:38:48] solarsparq tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:54 towards level 73.
[04/24/24 06:06:03] kenyon walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:52 from level 87.
[04/24/24 06:55:00] tsr's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tsr's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/24 07:37:47] Nehi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:48 towards level 50.
[04/24/24 08:00:11] Neil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:12 towards level 65.
[04/24/24 08:40:48] JohnMH reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! JohnMH's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/24 09:32:23] shikhin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:09:11 towards level 89.
[04/24/24 11:10:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dyvonna's tunic! dyvonna's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/24 11:50:51] Sombra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:37:58 from level 88.
[04/24/24 12:38:52] kptr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:47:53 towards level 87.
[04/24/24 12:41:17] Cirdan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:23:02 towards level 88.
[04/24/24 13:35:35] Amongusus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:57 towards level 42.
[04/24/24 13:54:13] \dev\ice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:15:55 towards level 72.
[04/24/24 14:05:13] catte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:42 towards level 46.
[04/24/24 14:22:59] Fenrik fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:55:27 from level 86.
[04/24/24 15:11:59] Nysdar has dealt GRIZZLYMAN a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:37:35 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[04/24/24 15:35:54] buzel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:53:38 towards level 86.
[04/24/24 15:36:27] Forud discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:45:15 towards level 85.
[04/24/24 15:37:37] tass reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tass's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/24 16:16:47] Ganonk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:55:23 towards level 61.
[04/24/24 16:31:47] shikhin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:47:58 towards level 89.
[04/24/24 17:23:10] Amongusus was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:18 from level 42.
[04/24/24 17:32:27] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:26:29 towards level 83.
[04/24/24 17:32:58] ChowderKeg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:59 towards level 88.
[04/24/24 17:44:03] Theleveler was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:19:46 from level 85.
[04/24/24 18:04:26] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:24:24 towards level 87.
[04/24/24 18:30:33] bookworm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:20:54 from level 79.
[04/24/24 18:38:14] VonToutCourt discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:18:08 towards level 87.
[04/24/24 19:58:44] Crazycatlady reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Crazycatlady's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/24 20:22:38] dwfreed ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:47:19 from level 88.
[04/24/24 21:02:42] slim's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! slim's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/24/24 21:39:18] ahmubashshir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:31:42 towards level 71.
[04/24/24 23:29:46] Luca found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:25 towards level 57.
[04/25/24 00:14:48] JackyB tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:03:45 towards level 70.
[04/25/24 00:33:08] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:50:11 towards level 84.
[04/25/24 00:59:59] noex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:23:31 towards level 69.
[04/25/24 01:02:45] gideonstar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:37:15 towards level 62.
[04/25/24 01:04:37] ahmubashshir spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ahmubashshir's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/25/24 01:32:32] Techman walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:24:36 from level 90.
[04/25/24 01:50:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on boscage's tunic! boscage's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/24 01:53:04] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:25:46 towards level 85.
[04/25/24 02:06:14] gradator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:47:53 towards level 86.
[04/25/24 02:55:18] rawgreaze found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:34:58 towards level 78.
[04/25/24 03:22:09] Luca's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Luca's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/24 04:03:37] IFireflyl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:03:15 from level 63.
[04/25/24 04:46:00] Koffa was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:55:39 from level 86.
[04/25/24 04:49:43] Ganonk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:03:27 towards level 61.
[04/25/24 05:44:30] Covid-19's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Covid-19's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/24 05:50:31] Paganel spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Paganel's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/25/24 06:13:28] fork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:49 towards level 52.
[04/25/24 06:21:54] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:53:19 towards level 91.
[04/25/24 06:44:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on mordac's tunic! mordac's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/24 07:31:20] Kritzefitz fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:46:13 from level 83.
[04/25/24 07:52:09] damyan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:32:08 towards level 81.
[04/25/24 08:51:39] blobdog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:24:38 towards level 61.
[04/25/24 08:53:43] sky caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:37:21 towards level 86.
[04/25/24 08:56:32] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:23:24 towards level 83.
[04/25/24 08:58:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dbx12's tunic! dbx12's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/24 09:01:06] BlueJay was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:05:01 from level 59.
[04/25/24 09:23:00] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:01:36 towards level 85.
[04/25/24 09:46:28] Aksej discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:26:45 towards level 80.
[04/25/24 10:23:23] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:44:07 towards level 87.
[04/25/24 11:36:54] spex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:34:10 towards level 86.
[04/25/24 11:56:26] bg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:03 towards level 86.
[04/25/24 13:21:45] sc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:17 towards level 92.
[04/25/24 14:09:59] yNos caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:51 towards level 81.
[04/25/24 14:17:53] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:23 towards level 88.
[04/25/24 14:26:46] Nysdar slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Nysdar's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/25/24 14:33:10] Lilith caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:17 towards level 61.
[04/25/24 14:36:43] Xenthys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:26:29 towards level 65.
[04/25/24 14:39:29] Rayke was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:07 towards level 53.
[04/25/24 14:42:57] Crazycatlady found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:15:53 towards level 87.
[04/25/24 14:49:26] ColonelPanic001 has dealt Ankhers a Critical Strike! 7 days, 12:00:27 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[04/25/24 15:46:37] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:21 towards level 80.
[04/25/24 16:07:06] Fehu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:12:11 towards level 78.
[04/25/24 16:35:39] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:36:31 towards level 92.
[04/25/24 17:16:53] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:17 towards level 89.
[04/25/24 17:53:08] blobdog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:01 towards level 61.
[04/25/24 18:20:21] ChowderKeg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:59 towards level 88.
[04/25/24 18:44:42] hax404 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:18:20 towards level 83.
[04/25/24 20:00:29] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:39:42 towards level 86.
[04/25/24 20:25:43] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:47:08 towards level 77.
[04/25/24 20:58:07] dwfreed's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dwfreed's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/24 21:46:06] solarsparq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:11 towards level 73.
[04/25/24 22:42:45] Puff was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:11:06 from level 82.
[04/25/24 22:44:45] tomhek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:33:32 from level 86.
[04/25/24 23:30:12] Luca caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:21 towards level 57.
[04/25/24 23:46:34] Puff was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:05:52 from level 82.
[04/25/24 23:51:02] freeboson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! freeboson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/25/24 23:55:00] heisenbug fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:52:52 from level 88.
[04/26/24 00:02:28] The local wizard imbued ZOTTA's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ZOTTA's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/24 00:20:48] Paganel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:22:40 towards level 82.
[04/26/24 01:20:42] kptr was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 00:33:39 from level 87.
[04/26/24 01:21:39] Acolarh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:31 towards level 85.
[04/26/24 01:22:00] pastly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:22:10 towards level 58.
[04/26/24 01:24:37] Tabmow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:53:50 towards level 76.
[04/26/24 01:50:57] DividedByZero found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:01:33 towards level 57.
[04/26/24 02:21:25] kenyon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:05:13 from level 88.
[04/26/24 03:07:55] anarcat has dealt "\@_ a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:22:48 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[04/26/24 03:23:50] _sh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:07:14 towards level 92.
[04/26/24 03:37:48] kinus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:20:31 towards level 81.
[04/26/24 03:42:15] tass had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:55:08 towards level 63.
[04/26/24 03:50:03] el was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:37 towards level 84.
[04/26/24 03:57:31] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:34:13 towards level 86.
[04/26/24 06:04:51] Fehu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:40:47 towards level 78.
[04/26/24 06:34:56] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:58:59 towards level 91.
[04/26/24 08:00:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cadfael's tunic! cadfael's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/24 08:45:18] gradator fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:35:22 from level 86.
[04/26/24 09:15:09] slim was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:24 towards level 77.
[04/26/24 09:23:23] idleevil ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:01:09 from level 76.
[04/26/24 09:33:01] _sh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! _sh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/24 10:10:46] Drin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Drin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/24 12:14:20] signofzeta was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:08 towards level 78.
[04/26/24 13:04:45] gendish gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:37:18 towards level 58.
[04/26/24 13:30:27] Ecko spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Ecko's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/26/24 13:54:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on BlueJay's tunic! BlueJay's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/24 15:26:37] Ganonk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:44:56 towards level 61.
[04/26/24 15:48:55] zuper was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:27 towards level 47.
[04/26/24 15:53:47] bookworm met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:55:11 from level 79.
[04/26/24 16:07:08] MetaNova found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:00 towards level 83.
[04/26/24 16:11:18] Thorael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:12:56 towards level 83.
[04/26/24 16:16:14] Cockatrice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:42:09 towards level 74.
[04/26/24 16:34:40] gendish caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:41:21 towards level 58.
[04/26/24 17:07:36] kinus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:17 towards level 81.
[04/26/24 18:20:35] misha was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:53:19 from level 92.
[04/26/24 18:32:02] misha got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:23:22 from level 92.
[04/26/24 19:33:07] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:56:38 from level 76.
[04/26/24 19:42:28] TimWolla was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:49:53 from level 93.
[04/26/24 20:09:22] Omega was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:43 from level 79.
[04/26/24 21:49:45] xbill was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:44:14 towards level 86.
[04/26/24 22:19:10] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:17 towards level 94.
[04/26/24 22:51:36] zifnab06's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zifnab06's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/26/24 23:06:06] Ungoliant gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:08 towards level 77.
[04/27/24 00:21:39] alexlehm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:06:24 from level 67.
[04/27/24 00:31:23] Omega reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Omega's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/24 00:45:36] yang was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:07:25 towards level 54.
[04/27/24 01:44:04] canton7 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! canton7's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/27/24 01:46:40] pastly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:10:31 towards level 58.
[04/27/24 01:54:09] Luca was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:59 from level 57.
[04/27/24 02:06:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bookworm's tunic! bookworm's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/24 03:51:00] io caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:43:41 towards level 93.
[04/27/24 03:57:56] Paganel fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:58:59 from level 82.
[04/27/24 04:03:03] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:18 towards level 91.
[04/27/24 04:09:43] jacob1's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jacob1's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/24 04:44:19] MadMan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:26:47 towards level 77.
[04/27/24 04:53:37] pfoley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:42 towards level 79.
[04/27/24 05:28:52] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:21:38 towards level 84.
[04/27/24 05:50:21] gildarts ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:49:58 from level 80.
[04/27/24 05:52:37] soltys walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:20:53 from level 91.
[04/27/24 05:54:44] xbill was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:05 towards level 86.
[04/27/24 06:49:37] washclof had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:15 towards level 93.
[04/27/24 06:59:10] pastly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:37:06 towards level 58.
[04/27/24 07:35:01] EddieT137 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:42:10 towards level 80.
[04/27/24 08:10:55] Ankhers was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:36:51 from level 77.
[04/27/24 08:27:38] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:22:08 towards level 85.
[04/27/24 09:15:10] spex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:10:20 towards level 86.
[04/27/24 09:31:23] mordac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:03:44 from level 84.
[04/27/24 10:21:03] brycec was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:50:51 towards level 79.
[04/27/24 11:23:19] "\@_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:22:01 towards level 87.
[04/27/24 11:50:27] jaxson's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! jaxson's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/27/24 11:57:23] hdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:37:53 towards level 92.
[04/27/24 12:12:45] ahmubashshir's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ahmubashshir's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/27/24 12:54:55] Mat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:40:28 towards level 68.
[04/27/24 13:43:09] Ecko ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:44:48 from level 80.
[04/27/24 13:45:04] bfft was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:44:42 towards level 69.
[04/27/24 13:58:19] Nysdar fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:04:53 from level 82.
[04/27/24 15:04:38] kevkev caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:44:07 towards level 57.
[04/27/24 15:34:37] Bluedog tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:29 towards level 80.
[04/27/24 15:53:33] pyre found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:06:16 towards level 89.
[04/27/24 17:02:04] Malvolio found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:00:47 towards level 64.
[04/27/24 17:35:09] alephnull slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! alephnull's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/27/24 17:42:29] spex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:59 towards level 86.
[04/27/24 18:03:15] alephnull bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:20:44 towards level 65.
[04/27/24 18:20:07] VSquad hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:07 towards level 42.
[04/27/24 19:37:44] slim was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:37:50 from level 78.
[04/27/24 20:22:21] Garg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:14:22 from level 62.
[04/27/24 21:11:15] Ecko hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:42:35 towards level 80.
[04/27/24 23:34:54] vectr0n got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:12 towards level 71.
[04/28/24 00:36:51] ChowderKeg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:40 towards level 88.
[04/28/24 01:16:37] slim discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:25:55 towards level 78.
[04/28/24 01:25:18] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:27:21 towards level 77.
[04/28/24 02:41:02] vectr0n bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:34:32 towards level 71.
[04/28/24 02:53:38] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:50:09 towards level 86.
[04/28/24 03:24:58] Amongusus was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:56:37 from level 43.
[04/28/24 03:49:25] bfft was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:49:24 towards level 69.
[04/28/24 04:11:28] Sario gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:32:30 towards level 72.
[04/28/24 04:59:32] CompanionCube was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:36:32 towards level 90.
[04/28/24 05:15:57] alephnull got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:24:44 towards level 65.
[04/28/24 05:18:28] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:11 towards level 88.
[04/28/24 06:58:33] Tenorman was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:56:40 from level 77.
[04/28/24 07:56:05] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:13 towards level 84.
[04/28/24 09:08:05] adamus1red had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 09:04:12 towards level 85.
[04/28/24 09:18:23] io was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:53:07 towards level 93.
[04/28/24 09:24:33] popey was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:12:45 from level 60.
[04/28/24 10:30:11] h00k slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! h00k's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/28/24 10:39:53] Zaratustra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:42 towards level 75.
[04/28/24 10:59:49] ahmubashshir was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:18:40 from level 71.
[04/28/24 11:28:50] Daikojun was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:42 from level 64.
[04/28/24 11:32:45] boscage was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:46:34 towards level 66.
[04/28/24 12:06:42] StalkR discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:26:20 towards level 86.
[04/28/24 12:09:46] Neil bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:08:10 towards level 66.
[04/28/24 12:30:33] CornFly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:49:10 from level 82.
[04/28/24 13:07:59] dxrt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:26:37 towards level 58.
[04/28/24 13:13:58] eising was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:13:08 from level 86.
[04/28/24 13:55:03] tswsl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:34:49 towards level 86.
[04/28/24 14:49:19] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:40:13 towards level 85.
[04/28/24 14:56:11] yNos's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! yNos's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/28/24 15:41:11] Palpatine ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:39 from level 16.
[04/28/24 15:47:18] _sh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:42 towards level 92.
[04/28/24 16:04:35] cfjk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:33:50 from level 83.
[04/28/24 16:45:51] BastelBot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:08:23 towards level 88.
[04/28/24 16:46:12] idleevil was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:55 towards level 76.
[04/28/24 17:13:31] tscherer was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:48:05 from level 56.
[04/28/24 17:25:07] zifnab06 has dealt Bluedog a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:40:47 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[04/28/24 18:47:17] Lnk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:06:04 from level 94.
[04/28/24 20:16:18] Soulwhisper found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:50:44 towards level 54.
[04/28/24 20:51:39] tsr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:43:11 towards level 83.
[04/28/24 21:10:10] kinus's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kinus's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/24 21:14:51] Nuae found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:55:25 towards level 76.
[04/28/24 21:25:12] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:58 towards level 84.
[04/28/24 21:30:31] particleflux gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:58 towards level 62.
[04/28/24 22:58:00] ion reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ion's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/28/24 23:38:01] CaptainS122 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:38 from level 48.
[04/29/24 00:14:31] anarcat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:28 towards level 88.
[04/29/24 00:18:11] Drin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:19:52 towards level 79.
[04/29/24 01:08:20] vectr0n found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:46:16 towards level 71.
[04/29/24 02:01:53] Butch discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:28 towards level 50.
[04/29/24 02:16:53] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:42 towards level 88.
[04/29/24 02:31:27] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:49:14 towards level 73.
[04/29/24 03:00:55] n0ssh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:44 towards level 61.
[04/29/24 03:01:04] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:07:44 towards level 88.
[04/29/24 04:39:55] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:13:16 towards level 83.
[04/29/24 04:41:49] eroc1990 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:23 towards level 61.
[04/29/24 05:18:41] Kurenai was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:10:06 from level 77.
[04/29/24 06:16:11] hax404 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:50 towards level 83.
[04/29/24 06:40:14] ion was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:03 towards level 91.
[04/29/24 06:42:44] VSquad reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! VSquad's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/29/24 08:33:18] io ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:07:49 from level 93.
[04/29/24 08:44:18] ColonelPanic001 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:18:36 towards level 60.
[04/29/24 08:53:08] hdm has dealt io a Critical Strike! 2 days, 22:01:06 is added to io's clock.
[04/29/24 09:20:39] Ganonk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:41:13 towards level 61.
[04/29/24 10:19:20] bird got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:17:09 from level 50.
[04/29/24 10:47:40] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:27:04 towards level 83.
[04/29/24 11:13:47] t3chn0 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:44:17 from level 84.
[04/29/24 11:37:20] Rayke was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:47:49 from level 53.
[04/29/24 12:52:00] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:07 towards level 75.
[04/29/24 13:24:15] alephnull discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:55:04 towards level 65.
[04/29/24 14:35:26] jayvee tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:46:16 towards level 81.
[04/29/24 14:48:18] sam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:42:30 towards level 80.
[04/29/24 14:54:40] CodeGeek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:54:54 from level 86.
[04/29/24 15:01:39] MadMan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:33:54 from level 77.
[04/29/24 15:44:06] Acolarh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:48:55 towards level 85.
[04/29/24 15:47:52] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:11:50 towards level 76.
[04/29/24 15:48:19] JohnMH was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:53 towards level 45.
[04/29/24 16:04:56] TheSilentLink's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TheSilentLink's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/29/24 16:14:50] Sario discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:55:10 towards level 72.
[04/29/24 17:02:11] MELOONi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:40:27 towards level 81.
[04/29/24 17:19:31] SirBummelz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 17:43:11 towards level 70.
[04/29/24 18:55:11] eising was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:19 towards level 86.
[04/29/24 18:59:00] VSquad has dealt ChowderKeg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:06:11 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[04/29/24 19:05:40] MetaNova caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:59:50 towards level 84.
[04/29/24 19:06:37] GRIZZLYMAN found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:57 towards level 66.
[04/29/24 19:46:44] Affliction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:55 towards level 84.
[04/29/24 19:48:59] DojShadow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:52 towards level 51.
[04/29/24 20:43:09] MadMan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:14:31 from level 77.
[04/29/24 21:09:31] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:32:59 towards level 86.
[04/29/24 21:17:54] medivh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:25:29 from level 55.
[04/29/24 21:22:28] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:50:23 towards level 79.
[04/29/24 21:50:58] VonToutCourt's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! VonToutCourt's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/29/24 21:55:14] Bluedog was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:07:14 from level 80.
[04/29/24 22:09:51] t3chn0 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! t3chn0's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/29/24 22:12:55] dxrt ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:57:56 from level 58.
[04/29/24 22:26:56] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:18:47 towards level 80.
[04/29/24 23:11:35] el had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:13:39 towards level 85.
[04/29/24 23:17:51] bot was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:08:51 from level 33.
[04/29/24 23:38:08] fork walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:55:58 from level 53.
[04/30/24 00:21:52] Thorael was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:30:35 from level 83.
[04/30/24 00:36:59] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:21:10 towards level 64.
[04/30/24 01:27:14] gideonstar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:12 towards level 62.
[04/30/24 02:00:14] sam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:58:27 from level 80.
[04/30/24 02:58:20] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:46 towards level 75.
[04/30/24 03:13:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ChowderKeg's tunic! ChowderKeg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/30/24 03:24:37] bsleep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:06:32 towards level 83.
[04/30/24 03:43:25] simple was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:46 from level 82.
[04/30/24 04:27:26] t3chn0 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:11:56 towards level 84.
[04/30/24 04:27:41] sc was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:33:54 from level 93.
[04/30/24 04:35:46] Garg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:44:58 towards level 62.
[04/30/24 05:09:22] io caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:37:08 towards level 93.
[04/30/24 07:19:38] Puff was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:28:57 from level 82.
[04/30/24 07:19:38] Cockatrice was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:04:27 towards level 74.
[04/30/24 07:36:39] Gangsterish was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:41 towards level 62.
[04/30/24 08:08:32] Ganonk spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Ganonk's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/30/24 08:38:20] nya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:05:32 towards level 85.
[04/30/24 08:45:46] Luca hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:11:09 towards level 58.
[04/30/24 09:25:45] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:27:25 towards level 83.
[04/30/24 09:52:22] noex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:26:39 towards level 69.
[04/30/24 12:12:03] nawcom tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:53:49 towards level 83.
[04/30/24 12:22:39] KindOne ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:13:02 from level 76.
[04/30/24 12:26:04] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/30/24 12:59:08] yano gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:02:07 towards level 87.
[04/30/24 13:45:33] eroc1990 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:43 towards level 61.
[04/30/24 13:50:25] yang had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:40 towards level 54.
[04/30/24 14:08:51] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:55 towards level 89.
[04/30/24 14:42:09] Crazycatlady was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:19:12 from level 87.
[04/30/24 15:28:26] Dex slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Dex's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/30/24 16:02:35] dbx12 has dealt ColonelPanic001 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 19:22:28 is added to ColonelPanic001's clock.
[04/30/24 16:17:57] SirBummelz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 24 days, 20:31:08 towards level 70.
[04/30/24 16:20:19] kptr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:03:46 from level 87.
[04/30/24 17:22:02] JohnMH was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:42:23 from level 46.
[04/30/24 17:28:00] bird's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bird's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/30/24 17:29:27] style found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:04:47 towards level 74.
[04/30/24 17:48:48] keepermurph was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:29 towards level 60.
[04/30/24 18:00:26] bot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:35 towards level 34.
[04/30/24 18:04:01] elf fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:49:06 from level 91.
[04/30/24 18:24:57] cornfeedhobo ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:45:41 from level 73.
[04/30/24 18:39:02] Dex was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:08:59 from level 54.
[04/30/24 18:47:35] DontEvenPeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:54 towards level 69.
[04/30/24 19:09:09] Daikojun was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:19:20 towards level 65.
[04/30/24 19:49:57] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:16 towards level 92.
[04/30/24 19:54:47] KindOne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:01 towards level 76.
[04/30/24 20:18:29] Theleveler was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:51 towards level 85.
[04/30/24 20:36:32] tscherer discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:06 towards level 56.
[04/30/24 20:48:07] ZOTTA's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ZOTTA's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/30/24 20:59:22] Acolarh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Acolarh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/30/24 21:07:24] Tenorman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:13:28 from level 77.
[04/30/24 21:20:28] pfoley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:58:49 towards level 80.
[04/30/24 21:22:16] medivh has dealt Affliction a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:45:44 is added to Affliction's clock.
[04/30/24 21:24:05] zifnab06 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:14:07 towards level 80.
[04/30/24 22:12:05] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:38 towards level 85.
[04/30/24 22:44:00] Garg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:27 towards level 62.
[04/30/24 22:44:16] tscherer bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:34 towards level 56.
[04/30/24 23:22:51] ToHellWithGA ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:56:08 from level 89.
[04/30/24 23:41:07] damyan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:14:42 towards level 81.
[04/30/24 23:42:02] slim has dealt tswsl a Critical Strike! 6 days, 01:17:02 is added to tswsl's clock.
[05/01/24 00:27:04] medivh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:06 towards level 55.
[05/01/24 00:27:50] ion found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:04:02 towards level 92.
[05/01/24 00:48:34] Misza discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:13:41 towards level 75.
[05/01/24 01:29:52] The local wizard imbued gegenschein's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gegenschein's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/01/24 01:59:21] Cockatrice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:15:46 towards level 74.
[05/01/24 03:19:28] Sario fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:53:59 from level 72.
[05/01/24 04:08:11] BlueJay got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:48:20 towards level 59.
[05/01/24 04:30:47] "\@_'s charm ate a bolt of lightning! "\@_'s charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/01/24 04:43:24] idleneutral has dealt gradator a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:02:05 is added to gradator's clock.
[05/01/24 04:44:21] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:41:29 towards level 83.
[05/01/24 04:52:35] buzel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:45:11 from level 86.
[05/01/24 05:17:04] Sario was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:41:46 from level 72.
[05/01/24 05:23:53] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:52:50 towards level 90.
[05/01/24 05:25:30] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:17:49 from level 76.
[05/01/24 06:14:03] Ganonk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:53 towards level 61.
[05/01/24 06:38:18] Drin was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:20:05 from level 79.
[05/01/24 06:45:44] V tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:02:26 towards level 87.
[05/01/24 07:14:57] DojShadow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:29:32 towards level 51.
[05/01/24 07:20:49] "\@_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:41:30 towards level 87.
[05/01/24 07:25:38] kinus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:11:40 towards level 81.
[05/01/24 07:52:17] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:02:33 towards level 76.
[05/01/24 07:53:06] kptr was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:47:16 towards level 87.
[05/01/24 08:08:55] Techman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:20:34 towards level 90.
[05/01/24 08:17:22] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:25:48 towards level 76.
[05/01/24 09:34:22] Yarosh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:32:49 towards level 81.
[05/01/24 09:45:31] eising bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:08:38 towards level 87.
[05/01/24 10:29:53] sco1's charm ate a bolt of lightning! sco1's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/01/24 10:59:41] mordac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:27:16 towards level 84.
[05/01/24 11:15:48] MadMan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:07:20 towards level 77.
[05/01/24 11:26:44] MetaNova's charm ate a bolt of lightning! MetaNova's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/01/24 12:23:01] StalkR found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:17:17 towards level 86.
[05/01/24 12:42:52] MadMan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:19:56 towards level 77.
[05/01/24 12:58:55] Jens was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:36:10 towards level 77.
[05/01/24 13:27:35] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:26:00 towards level 89.
[05/01/24 14:27:24] unicron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:58:27 from level 73.
[05/01/24 14:33:50] ColonelPanic001 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:52:21 from level 60.
[05/01/24 16:11:11] Rayke had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:58 towards level 53.
[05/01/24 16:12:54] CaptainS122 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:59 from level 48.
[05/01/24 16:13:18] Tangles was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:44:19 from level 82.
[05/01/24 16:55:49] Thorael's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Thorael's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/01/24 17:38:18] solarsparq was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:53 towards level 73.
[05/01/24 19:13:56] Lnk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:24 towards level 94.
[05/01/24 19:20:06] el's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! el's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/01/24 19:22:22] Aksej hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:48:18 towards level 80.
[05/01/24 19:46:44] Fraiyr's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Fraiyr's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/01/24 19:51:42] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:22 towards level 75.
[05/01/24 21:25:29] muirrum caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:59:51 towards level 65.
[05/01/24 21:53:03] GRIZZLYMAN was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:06:11 from level 67.
[05/01/24 22:31:01] Palpatine found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:49 towards level 30.
[05/01/24 22:44:41] idlegood got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:04 towards level 76.
[05/01/24 23:01:28] dbx12 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:51 towards level 69.
[05/01/24 23:17:45] Mat's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Mat's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/02/24 00:20:10] Notir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:57:00 towards level 80.
[05/02/24 00:45:58] Rayke tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:03 towards level 53.
[05/02/24 01:09:08] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:23:20 towards level 93.
[05/02/24 01:10:42] dodecahedron was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:14:08 from level 59.
[05/02/24 01:22:21] kevkev found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:24:45 towards level 57.
[05/02/24 04:09:05] sc has dealt idleevil a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:54:37 is added to idleevil's clock.
[05/02/24 04:17:31] GilbertErik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:38 towards level 73.
[05/02/24 04:36:33] The local wizard imbued simple's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! simple's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/24 04:38:55] Pricey was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:26:34 from level 71.
[05/02/24 05:01:43] \dev\ice reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! \dev\ice's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/24 06:01:02] freeboson walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:19:20 from level 84.
[05/02/24 06:50:41] jayvee has dealt idlegood a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:24:44 is added to idlegood's clock.
[05/02/24 07:41:17] Lilith caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:45:45 towards level 62.
[05/02/24 07:59:17] sky was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:21 towards level 86.
[05/02/24 08:22:04] Palpatine discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:23 towards level 31.
[05/02/24 09:14:20] Drin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:19:00 towards level 79.
[05/02/24 09:30:56] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:25:52 towards level 76.
[05/02/24 09:31:35] d4n13L burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! d4n13L's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/02/24 09:34:58] Pinkman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Pinkman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/02/24 09:54:35] yang was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:54:42 towards level 54.
[05/02/24 09:56:36] Bluedog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:00 towards level 80.
[05/02/24 10:32:21] Pricey met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:53:00 from level 71.
[05/02/24 10:53:44] Puff was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:52:21 towards level 82.
[05/02/24 14:03:40] JohnMH got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:08 towards level 46.
[05/02/24 14:26:05] Cirdan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:30:01 towards level 88.
[05/02/24 14:28:44] Cockatrice found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:57:09 towards level 74.
[05/02/24 14:34:31] tscherer was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:04:05 from level 56.
[05/02/24 14:37:22] tass burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! tass's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/02/24 14:39:02] Garg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:51:12 from level 62.
[05/02/24 15:02:34] Gangsterish was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:41:18 towards level 63.
[05/02/24 15:34:12] Kachin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:52:54 towards level 78.
[05/02/24 15:50:46] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:33 towards level 83.
[05/02/24 16:12:10] tscherer was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:50:27 from level 56.
[05/02/24 17:06:59] GRIZZLYMAN ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:03:38 from level 67.
[05/02/24 17:36:50] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:03:05 towards level 89.
[05/02/24 17:53:49] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:14:20 towards level 93.
[05/02/24 18:21:59] brycec found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:41:34 towards level 79.
[05/02/24 18:38:46] Fenrik hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:20 towards level 86.
[05/02/24 19:18:42] anarcat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:54:43 towards level 89.
[05/02/24 20:31:35] JohnMH spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! JohnMH's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/02/24 20:45:57] caeli was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:48:38 from level 89.
[05/02/24 20:50:37] h00k tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:53 towards level 61.
[05/02/24 21:18:18] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:27:58 towards level 83.
[05/02/24 22:22:01] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:40:01 towards level 73.
[05/02/24 23:22:15] Pricey was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:32:00 from level 71.
[05/03/24 00:00:06] sco1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:37:26 from level 56.
[05/03/24 00:00:48] sam walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:59:10 from level 80.
[05/03/24 01:52:18] HollowWasp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:19:59 towards level 54.
[05/03/24 02:41:19] buzel has dealt Soulwhisper a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:14:41 is added to Soulwhisper's clock.
[05/03/24 02:49:31] tsr found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:01:45 towards level 83.
[05/03/24 03:12:49] scumola got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:59:19 towards level 82.
[05/03/24 03:33:45] boscage met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:51:01 from level 66.
[05/03/24 03:35:28] Ganonk's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Ganonk's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/03/24 03:57:31] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:29 towards level 85.
[05/03/24 04:26:15] Misza was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:37:20 from level 75.
[05/03/24 04:49:08] Fehu burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Fehu's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/03/24 04:53:21] _sh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:05 from level 92.
[05/03/24 05:06:35] yang burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! yang's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/03/24 06:55:46] yNos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:51:53 towards level 82.
[05/03/24 08:03:08] Blohsh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:52 towards level 59.
[05/03/24 08:09:06] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:27 towards level 80.
[05/03/24 08:22:51] Tangles walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:11:18 from level 82.
[05/03/24 09:19:37] scornn was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:12:41 from level 66.
[05/03/24 09:39:33] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:00 towards level 79.
[05/03/24 09:46:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Jens's tunic! Jens's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/24 09:52:24] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 02:01:56 towards level 88.
[05/03/24 10:21:04] Gangsterish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:57:03 towards level 63.
[05/03/24 10:55:55] TimWolla discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:47:59 towards level 93.
[05/03/24 11:04:09] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:08:02 towards level 76.
[05/03/24 12:08:27] \dev\ice had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:13:03 towards level 72.
[05/03/24 12:29:42] OobSaco discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:33 towards level 59.
[05/03/24 13:03:30] vectr0n tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:04 towards level 71.
[05/03/24 13:56:03] Ancalagon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:01:48 towards level 66.
[05/03/24 14:39:12] Xenthys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:30 towards level 65.
[05/03/24 15:30:55] wille hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:09:58 towards level 63.
[05/03/24 15:37:05] Cirdan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:01:18 from level 88.
[05/03/24 16:20:16] zifnab06 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:01:47 towards level 80.
[05/03/24 16:33:17] dwfreed found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:13:57 towards level 88.
[05/03/24 17:25:12] Nehi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:31:57 towards level 51.
[05/03/24 18:00:26] Xenthys walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:28:58 from level 65.
[05/03/24 18:04:42] gusto was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:59:06 from level 73.
[05/03/24 18:19:19] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:32:17 towards level 82.
[05/03/24 18:44:07] fork reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! fork's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/24 18:45:13] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:55:15 towards level 76.
[05/03/24 19:21:59] CornFly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 22:12:36 from level 83.
[05/03/24 19:26:45] sky was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:55:45 from level 86.
[05/03/24 20:03:27] Nehi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:52 towards level 51.
[05/03/24 20:04:48] _sh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 23:58:27 towards level 93.
[05/03/24 20:33:25] Aksej hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:59:40 towards level 80.
[05/03/24 21:02:09] signofzeta found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:10:11 towards level 78.
[05/03/24 21:25:37] Malvolio spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Malvolio's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/03/24 22:07:14] CrashOverride got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:22:06 towards level 83.
[05/03/24 22:13:25] The local wizard imbued ColonelPanic001's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ColonelPanic001's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/03/24 23:03:08] cornfeedhobo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:03:33 towards level 73.
[05/03/24 23:03:38] Carl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:56:14 towards level 83.
[05/03/24 23:15:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dwfreed's tunic! dwfreed's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/24 00:19:25] Pinkman walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:38:29 from level 82.
[05/04/24 00:39:42] StalkR had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:06:28 towards level 86.
[05/04/24 00:43:52] xbill bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:22:29 towards level 86.
[05/04/24 02:14:26] sky had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:29 towards level 86.
[05/04/24 02:23:17] blobdog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:50 towards level 61.
[05/04/24 02:56:59] t3chn0 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! t3chn0's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/24 03:06:28] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:53 towards level 86.
[05/04/24 03:42:25] JohnMH was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:12 towards level 46.
[05/04/24 05:51:36] Khorne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:44:41 towards level 94.
[05/04/24 07:05:14] muirrum bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:33:52 towards level 65.
[05/04/24 07:23:13] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:25:41 towards level 73.
[05/04/24 07:43:42] Omega tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:57:40 towards level 80.
[05/04/24 08:01:22] tass was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:59:12 from level 63.
[05/04/24 08:16:29] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:35 towards level 87.
[05/04/24 08:32:00] GilbertErik was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:51:07 from level 73.
[05/04/24 09:01:54] blobdog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:28:12 towards level 62.
[05/04/24 09:23:14] tswsl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:21:30 from level 86.
[05/04/24 09:41:25] Ecko found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:34:10 towards level 80.
[05/04/24 10:22:02] TheSilentLink got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:58:51 towards level 76.
[05/04/24 10:37:44] Nysdar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:11 towards level 82.
[05/04/24 11:22:54] popey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:57:44 towards level 60.
[05/04/24 11:23:52] Brocker ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:26 from level 52.
[05/04/24 11:25:13] io ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:37:04 from level 93.
[05/04/24 12:01:19] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:53 towards level 86.
[05/04/24 12:15:18] ZOTTA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:50 towards level 79.
[05/04/24 12:20:04] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:25:09 towards level 77.
[05/04/24 12:59:59] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:31:09 towards level 86.
[05/04/24 13:05:12] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:54:53 towards level 77.
[05/04/24 13:09:40] Voras found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:01 towards level 37.
[05/04/24 13:19:40] Cockroach gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:37:53 towards level 56.
[05/04/24 13:56:55] yang found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:01 towards level 54.
[05/04/24 14:13:41] DrinkyBird hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:52 towards level 89.
[05/04/24 14:22:22] gideonstar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:59:21 from level 62.
[05/04/24 14:25:13] jacob1 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:41:40 towards level 92.
[05/04/24 14:57:31] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:22:34 towards level 93.
[05/04/24 15:54:26] bot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:15 towards level 37.
[05/04/24 16:45:36] Cirdan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:05:32 from level 88.
[05/04/24 18:23:47] The local wizard imbued Silvanus_Betrium's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Silvanus_Betrium's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/24 18:44:58] sam reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sam's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/04/24 19:54:14] Nysdar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:45 towards level 82.
[05/04/24 20:30:01] wowbagger gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:44:10 towards level 65.
[05/04/24 20:44:34] sky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:47 towards level 86.
[05/04/24 21:09:34] \dev\ice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:00:25 towards level 72.
[05/04/24 21:12:05] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:27 towards level 73.
[05/04/24 21:28:18] VSquad tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:25 towards level 44.
[05/04/24 21:30:45] spex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:28 towards level 86.
[05/04/24 21:43:21] damyan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:13:33 towards level 81.
[05/04/24 22:25:11] wille discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:40:15 towards level 63.
[05/04/24 23:35:06] brycec got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:22:17 from level 79.
[05/04/24 23:55:41] Techman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:53 towards level 90.
[05/05/24 00:44:00] MadMan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:24:44 towards level 77.
[05/05/24 00:44:42] Pinkman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:54:54 towards level 82.
[05/05/24 00:56:24] eroc1990 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:38:25 from level 62.
[05/05/24 01:07:20] Ecko found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:43:23 towards level 80.
[05/05/24 01:21:57] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:21:19 towards level 89.
[05/05/24 01:23:22] zuper has dealt Affliction a Critical Strike! 5 days, 00:44:04 is added to Affliction's clock.
[05/05/24 02:08:21] shikhin has dealt Pricey a Critical Strike! 4 days, 03:10:17 is added to Pricey's clock.
[05/05/24 02:35:38] V hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:32 towards level 87.
[05/05/24 02:41:45] The local wizard imbued Ancalagon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Ancalagon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/05/24 03:41:52] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:21:14 towards level 88.
[05/05/24 03:42:47] Carl walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:56:11 from level 83.
[05/05/24 04:54:05] pastly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:10 towards level 58.
[05/05/24 06:07:42] zbe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:05:52 from level 93.
[05/05/24 06:22:12] dxrt reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dxrt's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/05/24 06:42:35] Fehu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 76 days, 02:28:06 towards level 78.
[05/05/24 07:56:15] JackyB burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! JackyB's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/05/24 07:57:30] pfoley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:01:00 towards level 80.
[05/05/24 09:15:18] alexlehm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:53:49 towards level 68.
[05/05/24 10:06:43] Fenrik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:35 towards level 86.
[05/05/24 10:58:17] Wolf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:14:42 towards level 89.
[05/05/24 12:31:43] Cockroach ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:00:07 from level 56.
[05/05/24 13:27:30] style was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:46:16 towards level 74.
[05/05/24 16:23:41] ColonelPanic001 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:43:31 towards level 60.
[05/05/24 16:26:27] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:24:35 towards level 84.
[05/05/24 17:03:12] jacob1 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:48:40 from level 92.
[05/05/24 18:07:21] Fraiyr was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:49:51 from level 49.
[05/05/24 19:11:18] heisenbug ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:47 from level 88.
[05/05/24 19:45:35] ZOTTA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:40:46 towards level 80.
[05/05/24 21:55:20] pfoley gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:19:14 towards level 80.
[05/05/24 22:00:06] idleneutral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:17:55 towards level 72.
[05/05/24 22:02:04] wowbagger was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:37:45 from level 65.
[05/05/24 23:00:01] hdm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:33 towards level 92.
[05/06/24 00:30:26] gusto walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:02:18 from level 73.
[05/06/24 00:41:29] Ganonk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:56:02 from level 62.
[05/06/24 01:07:23] MELOONi's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MELOONi's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/06/24 01:47:55] style was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:09:36 from level 74.
[05/06/24 01:54:23] adamus1red met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:47:28 from level 85.
[05/06/24 02:05:38] CrashOverride was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:07:17 towards level 83.
[05/06/24 02:19:39] blobdog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:40:07 towards level 62.
[05/06/24 02:33:45] Tabmow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tabmow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/06/24 03:18:35] BastelBot had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:32:18 towards level 88.
[05/06/24 03:25:13] Misza caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:38:12 towards level 75.
[05/06/24 03:57:20] sco1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:07:19 towards level 56.
[05/06/24 05:23:30] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:28 towards level 85.
[05/06/24 05:44:44] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:08:45 towards level 93.
[05/06/24 05:46:06] Jens was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:57:16 from level 77.
[05/06/24 05:59:03] nya was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:47:50 from level 85.
[05/06/24 06:58:03] Tangles discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:22 towards level 82.
[05/06/24 08:31:53] Kayn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:22:18 towards level 54.
[05/06/24 09:28:08] StalkR got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:59:05 from level 86.
[05/06/24 09:49:19] Kayn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:59 towards level 54.
[05/06/24 09:53:44] dyvonna ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:09:22 from level 83.
[05/06/24 10:59:22] Rayke gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:21 towards level 54.
[05/06/24 13:05:37] Ankhers was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:21:34 from level 77.
[05/06/24 13:19:20] style walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:45:31 from level 74.
[05/06/24 13:37:44] gusto found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:29:40 towards level 73.
[05/06/24 13:57:10] dyvonna hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:31:34 towards level 83.
[05/06/24 14:17:33] Thorael has dealt dodecahedron a Critical Strike! 4 days, 21:45:09 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[05/06/24 14:32:19] gendish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:42 towards level 58.
[05/06/24 14:32:31] RussellB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:53:49 towards level 85.
[05/06/24 14:34:31] Yarosh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:41:58 from level 81.
[05/06/24 15:00:48] jayvee ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:26:28 from level 81.
[05/06/24 15:40:23] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:17:17 towards level 93.
[05/06/24 15:55:42] Mat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Mat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/06/24 15:57:34] Voras was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:46 from level 39.
[05/06/24 17:05:48] Jens ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:03:38 from level 77.
[05/06/24 18:46:59] gendish was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:22 towards level 58.
[05/06/24 19:08:59] Sombra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:42:43 towards level 89.
[05/06/24 19:28:44] pastly was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:39:07 from level 59.
[05/06/24 20:20:38] Celediel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:07 towards level 61.
[05/06/24 20:22:05] Celediel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:25 towards level 61.
[05/06/24 20:25:51] Gangsterish found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:25:53 towards level 63.
[05/06/24 20:39:24] Omega's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Omega's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/06/24 21:18:07] kevkev was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:30 towards level 57.
[05/06/24 21:58:11] Thorael was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:35:00 from level 83.
[05/06/24 22:01:41] blobdog tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:42:35 towards level 62.
[05/06/24 22:05:03] The local wizard imbued Brocker's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Brocker's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/24 00:25:38] Tangles hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:57 towards level 82.
[05/07/24 03:35:49] Notir met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:35:35 from level 80.
[05/07/24 04:35:20] Bluedog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:47 towards level 80.
[05/07/24 04:39:48] Ancalagon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:08:53 towards level 66.
[05/07/24 04:48:33] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:48 towards level 89.
[05/07/24 04:48:51] sc ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:50:36 from level 93.
[05/07/24 04:56:01] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 01:26:45 towards level 88.
[05/07/24 05:17:07] Cockatrice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:02:40 towards level 74.
[05/07/24 06:05:26] kptr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:13:39 towards level 87.
[05/07/24 06:48:56] "\@_ ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:22:45 from level 87.
[05/07/24 07:06:51] Fraiyr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:43:59 towards level 49.
[05/07/24 07:51:17] Gangsterish caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:07:35 towards level 63.
[05/07/24 07:53:59] vegadark bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:39:07 towards level 91.
[05/07/24 08:52:17] MELOONi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:37:24 towards level 81.
[05/07/24 09:20:46] Celediel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:02:22 towards level 62.
[05/07/24 09:40:50] Sario got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:27 from level 72.
[05/07/24 10:23:28] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:24 towards level 84.
[05/07/24 11:08:22] JackyB got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:46:34 from level 70.
[05/07/24 11:14:38] SSLbits gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:20:50 towards level 76.
[05/07/24 11:27:06] Kayn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:51 towards level 54.
[05/07/24 11:35:53] blobdog found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:22:39 towards level 62.
[05/07/24 11:46:16] Thorael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:10:09 towards level 83.
[05/07/24 12:20:41] vectr0n was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:39:23 from level 71.
[05/07/24 13:13:59] nawcom has dealt Voras a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:37:46 is added to Voras's clock.
[05/07/24 13:54:24] freeboson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:23:05 from level 84.
[05/07/24 14:23:49] boscage bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:01:24 towards level 66.
[05/07/24 14:23:55] brycec discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:30:42 towards level 79.
[05/07/24 15:01:59] Sombra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:03:13 towards level 89.
[05/07/24 15:06:24] Sombra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:14:23 towards level 89.
[05/07/24 16:51:51] Tenorman was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 15:32:50 from level 77.
[05/07/24 17:07:13] signofzeta was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:43:49 from level 78.
[05/07/24 17:07:22] kptr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:26:16 towards level 87.
[05/07/24 17:24:39] yano has dealt cadfael a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:46:08 is added to cadfael's clock.
[05/07/24 17:41:35] Fenrik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 02:15:18 towards level 87.
[05/07/24 18:35:53] style discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:45:27 towards level 74.
[05/07/24 18:47:20] HollowWasp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:05 towards level 54.
[05/07/24 20:03:52] xbill was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:33 towards level 86.
[05/07/24 20:05:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pwae's tunic! pwae's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/07/24 20:23:37] ChowderKeg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:13:29 from level 89.
[05/07/24 20:31:30] fstrelok found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:32:53 towards level 68.
[05/07/24 20:59:19] simple was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:14:07 from level 83.
[05/07/24 21:15:17] Ecko was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:50:36 from level 80.
[05/07/24 21:40:53] gegenschein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:11:03 towards level 80.
[05/07/24 21:43:30] KyloRen caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:05:48 towards level 60.
[05/07/24 21:46:40] Kayn's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Kayn's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/07/24 21:59:46] zifnab06 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:51:57 towards level 80.
[05/07/24 22:41:48] Ancalagon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:52 towards level 66.
[05/07/24 23:28:09] Techman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:05 towards level 90.
[05/07/24 23:55:56] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:18:25 towards level 88.
[05/08/24 00:24:42] SirBummelz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 21 days, 12:54:05 towards level 70.
[05/08/24 00:32:08] rawgreaze caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:49 towards level 78.
[05/08/24 00:34:24] gendish discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:14 towards level 58.
[05/08/24 00:54:37] particleflux got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:46:55 from level 63.
[05/08/24 02:03:39] yano tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:56:45 towards level 87.
[05/08/24 02:35:45] Theleveler tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:58:39 towards level 86.
[05/08/24 02:51:29] SirNeo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:10:52 towards level 68.
[05/08/24 04:01:00] eising hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:21:03 towards level 87.
[05/08/24 04:03:46] HollowWasp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:16 towards level 54.
[05/08/24 04:19:50] Tangles walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:41 from level 82.
[05/08/24 04:21:39] blobdog bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:08:33 towards level 62.
[05/08/24 05:12:16] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:49:37 towards level 86.
[05/08/24 05:38:40] SirBummelz ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 23 days, 14:30:08 from level 70.
[05/08/24 06:27:40] gradator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:22:49 towards level 87.
[05/08/24 06:29:07] MetaNova had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:03:44 towards level 84.
[05/08/24 06:51:45] mordac was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:44:44 from level 85.
[05/08/24 07:00:03] KyloRen discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:17:44 towards level 60.
[05/08/24 07:28:52] blobdog was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:20:20 from level 62.
[05/08/24 07:38:10] Celediel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:10:53 from level 62.
[05/08/24 07:42:05] CompanionCube was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:37:43 from level 90.
[05/08/24 07:54:50] Blohsh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:40:32 towards level 59.
[05/08/24 08:56:06] Russell found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:11:25 towards level 75.
[05/08/24 09:38:01] Paganel slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Paganel's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/08/24 10:23:06] ion bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:06:07 towards level 92.
[05/08/24 10:57:54] kevkev ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:17:44 from level 57.
[05/08/24 11:09:06] Nehi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:16 towards level 52.
[05/08/24 11:51:10] Misza got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:23:29 towards level 75.
[05/08/24 13:37:12] Xenthys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:30:56 towards level 66.
[05/08/24 13:49:57] The local wizard imbued mordac's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! mordac's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/08/24 13:50:00] Nuae has dealt gildarts a Critical Strike! 2 days, 07:52:28 is added to gildarts's clock.
[05/08/24 14:29:31] scornn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:43:46 towards level 66.
[05/08/24 14:34:02] Nysdar ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:22:52 from level 83.
[05/08/24 15:14:16] misha was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:47:07 towards level 93.
[05/08/24 15:22:29] Nuae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:20 towards level 77.
[05/08/24 15:25:15] Daikojun got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:06:53 from level 65.
[05/08/24 16:28:34] spex found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:32:54 towards level 87.
[05/08/24 16:58:27] Omega hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:50:23 towards level 80.
[05/08/24 17:00:04] ahmubashshir reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ahmubashshir's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/08/24 18:07:37] dwfreed ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:17:30 from level 88.
[05/08/24 18:25:58] KindOne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:44:10 towards level 77.
[05/08/24 18:33:22] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:39:10 towards level 88.
[05/08/24 19:06:19] The local wizard imbued Stevland's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Stevland's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/08/24 19:44:14] tscherer ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:04:50 from level 57.
[05/08/24 19:55:41] Pricey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:34:39 towards level 71.
[05/08/24 20:21:40] HeavyPodda had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:30:13 towards level 85.
[05/08/24 20:43:39] Thorael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:05:56 towards level 83.
[05/08/24 21:16:19] allo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:34:19 towards level 88.
[05/08/24 21:47:10] shikhin's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! shikhin's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/08/24 22:18:55] Wolf was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:22:50 from level 89.
[05/08/24 22:24:26] GilbertErik was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:00 from level 73.
[05/08/24 22:40:02] ColonelPanic001 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:16:59 towards level 60.
[05/08/24 22:55:21] Cirdan was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:10:13 from level 88.
[05/08/24 23:02:59] bot reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bot's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/08/24 23:10:22] Fehu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 42 days, 23:42:37 towards level 78.
[05/08/24 23:14:47] ZOTTA's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ZOTTA's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/08/24 23:33:43] ion got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:52:42 from level 92.
[05/08/24 23:48:10] alexlehm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:55:07 towards level 68.
[05/09/24 00:25:42] medivh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:44 from level 55.
[05/09/24 00:52:20] gideonstar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:51:32 towards level 62.
[05/09/24 05:14:48] Zaratustra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:56:56 from level 76.
[05/09/24 06:11:24] aqsd was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:08:49 towards level 83.
[05/09/24 06:14:15] Notir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:49:36 towards level 80.
[05/09/24 07:09:25] TimWolla got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:37:44 from level 93.
[05/09/24 08:19:34] hugga slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hugga's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/09/24 08:39:25] Gangsterish met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:36:39 from level 63.
[05/09/24 08:48:33] VSquad tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:02 towards level 45.
[05/09/24 09:40:29] cornfeedhobo met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:50:38 from level 73.
[05/09/24 10:08:57] RussellB got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:51:29 from level 85.
[05/09/24 10:25:08] csc2ya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:21 towards level 65.
[05/09/24 10:31:12] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:57 towards level 83.
[05/09/24 10:35:58] Brocker found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:25 towards level 53.
[05/09/24 11:08:40] dyvonna had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:03:04 towards level 83.
[05/09/24 12:05:58] unicron ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:53:40 from level 73.
[05/09/24 13:00:22] Cockroach found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:30:45 towards level 56.
[05/09/24 13:17:06] JackyB's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! JackyB's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/09/24 13:23:32] mordac found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:27:03 towards level 85.
[05/09/24 13:33:31] jayvee was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:41:41 from level 81.
[05/09/24 13:36:32] cadfael has dealt HollowWasp a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:01:17 is added to HollowWasp's clock.
[05/09/24 15:09:54] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:24:53 towards level 83.
[05/09/24 15:13:13] bot has dealt realguy a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:00:59 is added to realguy's clock.
[05/09/24 15:45:05] OobSaco found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:52:40 towards level 60.
[05/09/24 16:46:30] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 11:41:14 towards level 82.
[05/09/24 17:01:07] Gorek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:01:41 from level 88.
[05/09/24 17:47:37] The local wizard imbued Dex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Dex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/09/24 18:03:47] tass discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:46 towards level 63.
[05/09/24 19:37:09] Drin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Drin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/09/24 19:54:59] Wolf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:05:20 from level 89.
[05/09/24 20:43:56] tmberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 71 days, 09:23:08 towards level 78.
[05/09/24 21:20:51] ColonelPanic001 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:27 towards level 60.
[05/09/24 21:24:46] Minus was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:01 from level 78.
[05/09/24 22:11:29] fstrelok caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:25:33 towards level 68.
[05/09/24 22:22:08] Malvolio walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:03:03 from level 64.
[05/09/24 22:59:39] Cirdan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:40:29 towards level 88.
[05/10/24 00:02:02] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:04:56 towards level 92.
[05/10/24 01:14:37] solarsparq was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:25:20 towards level 74.
[05/10/24 02:19:24] bsleep was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:03:39 from level 83.
[05/10/24 02:39:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Khorne's tunic! Khorne's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/24 02:53:39] TimWolla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:03 towards level 93.
[05/10/24 03:13:47] KindOne ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:46:02 from level 77.
[05/10/24 03:57:18] ColonelPanic001 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:29 towards level 60.
[05/10/24 04:20:02] Ancalagon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:03:23 towards level 66.
[05/10/24 04:51:03] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:27:23 towards level 92.
[05/10/24 05:16:36] DrBones's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! DrBones's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/24 05:17:58] popey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:15:30 towards level 60.
[05/10/24 05:18:46] Stevland was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:17:39 towards level 80.
[05/10/24 05:39:12] gendish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:21 towards level 58.
[05/10/24 05:53:18] _sh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:43:37 towards level 93.
[05/10/24 06:31:03] simple hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:06:12 towards level 83.
[05/10/24 06:44:01] Affliction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:59:20 towards level 85.
[05/10/24 07:01:38] Sombra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:25:44 from level 89.
[05/10/24 07:25:42] yNos ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:32:55 from level 82.
[05/10/24 07:25:45] Kritzefitz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:37:02 towards level 83.
[05/10/24 07:53:13] KindOne ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:32:33 from level 77.
[05/10/24 08:05:37] TimWolla found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:11 towards level 93.
[05/10/24 08:16:58] tscherer was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:15:02 towards level 57.
[05/10/24 08:27:03] dbx12 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:09 towards level 69.
[05/10/24 09:01:38] Affliction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:11:09 towards level 85.
[05/10/24 09:38:20] t3chn0 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! t3chn0's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/10/24 09:44:13] GilbertErik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:26:40 towards level 73.
[05/10/24 09:57:32] Xenthys has dealt jacquesssss a Critical Strike! 3 days, 22:52:24 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[05/10/24 09:59:11] SirBummelz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 32 days, 10:51:27 towards level 70.
[05/10/24 11:24:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Asara's tunic! Asara's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/24 11:34:34] nawcom was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:47:39 from level 83.
[05/10/24 11:39:05] Lord255 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:59:00 towards level 89.
[05/10/24 11:50:08] alexlehm was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:12:16 from level 68.
[05/10/24 12:55:13] signofzeta was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:00:37 from level 78.
[05/10/24 13:09:41] muirrum found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:58:42 towards level 65.
[05/10/24 13:24:45] MadMan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:46:39 towards level 77.
[05/10/24 13:35:49] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:04 towards level 64.
[05/10/24 14:19:04] yano gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:36:29 towards level 87.
[05/10/24 14:54:32] Ecko tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:23:48 towards level 80.
[05/10/24 15:28:23] Palpatine burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Palpatine's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/10/24 16:00:12] Drin burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Drin's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/10/24 16:41:22] The local wizard imbued Celediel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Celediel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/24 17:46:13] gegenschein was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:14:04 towards level 80.
[05/10/24 18:09:53] solarsparq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:50:45 towards level 74.
[05/10/24 18:34:24] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:59 towards level 83.
[05/10/24 18:41:31] Theleveler was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:28:50 towards level 86.
[05/10/24 18:43:29] sco1's charm ate a bolt of lightning! sco1's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/24 18:51:12] Yarosh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Yarosh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/10/24 20:03:14] Fehu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 51 days, 05:35:29 towards level 78.
[05/10/24 21:17:24] MELOONi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:13:37 towards level 81.
[05/10/24 21:56:21] bg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:21:55 towards level 87.
[05/10/24 21:58:18] idlegood found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:38:11 towards level 77.
[05/10/24 22:09:03] GRIZZLYMAN tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:52:44 towards level 67.
[05/10/24 22:49:11] TimeWarp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:16:16 towards level 76.
[05/10/24 23:03:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on shikhin's tunic! shikhin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/10/24 23:39:40] caeli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:37 towards level 89.
[05/10/24 23:44:20] washclof had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:29:58 towards level 94.
[05/10/24 23:51:43] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:20 towards level 76.
[05/11/24 00:20:12] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 14:05:53 towards level 83.
[05/11/24 00:21:27] Lord255 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:33:41 towards level 89.
[05/11/24 01:04:40] _sh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! _sh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/24 01:50:40] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:27:01 towards level 76.
[05/11/24 02:18:58] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 04:31:17 towards level 83.
[05/11/24 02:53:55] noex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:53:18 towards level 69.
[05/11/24 03:11:09] pants found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:39 towards level 82.
[05/11/24 04:22:49] Wolf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:34 towards level 89.
[05/11/24 04:37:47] Paganel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:51:15 from level 82.
[05/11/24 04:43:28] zbe was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:59:17 towards level 93.
[05/11/24 04:51:30] sky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:30:54 towards level 87.
[05/11/24 05:07:04] Puff hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:44:50 towards level 83.
[05/11/24 05:26:30] Cockroach was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:56:46 from level 56.
[05/11/24 07:54:17] misha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:44:18 towards level 93.
[05/11/24 08:00:07] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:15:13 towards level 85.
[05/11/24 08:14:13] gradator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:34:26 towards level 87.
[05/11/24 09:38:16] Nysdar's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Nysdar's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/24 10:00:31] dodecahedron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:07:19 towards level 59.
[05/11/24 10:14:11] heisenbug tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:38:51 towards level 89.
[05/11/24 10:53:52] DojShadow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:04 towards level 52.
[05/11/24 10:54:04] pyre was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:41:08 towards level 89.
[05/11/24 10:59:44] JohnMH gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:14 towards level 47.
[05/11/24 12:05:26] Acolarh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:36:12 towards level 86.
[05/11/24 13:07:26] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:31:06 towards level 87.
[05/11/24 14:26:22] V reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! V's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/24 15:15:42] dxrt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:42 towards level 58.
[05/11/24 16:07:04] yNos discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:18:40 towards level 82.
[05/11/24 16:23:53] cornfeedhobo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:13:17 towards level 73.
[05/11/24 16:52:56] Silvanus_Betrium discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:22 towards level 76.
[05/11/24 16:58:57] kinus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:36 towards level 81.
[05/11/24 17:55:08] Xenthys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:45:44 towards level 66.
[05/11/24 18:51:14] gildarts found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:04:10 towards level 80.
[05/11/24 19:44:49] brycec was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:26 towards level 79.
[05/11/24 19:56:47] muirrum found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:18:42 towards level 65.
[05/11/24 20:01:18] tomhek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:23:22 from level 87.
[05/11/24 22:12:51] JohnMH got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:49:38 from level 48.
[05/11/24 22:58:48] particleflux was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:18:33 from level 63.
[05/11/24 22:59:58] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:36 towards level 85.
[05/11/24 23:00:22] brycec caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:20 towards level 79.
[05/11/24 23:22:59] Nehi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:30:26 towards level 52.
[05/12/24 00:24:01] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:36:57 towards level 94.
[05/12/24 01:12:25] h00k was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:44:33 towards level 62.
[05/12/24 01:18:41] ToHellWithGA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:38:35 towards level 89.
[05/12/24 01:22:54] Dex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:48 towards level 55.
[05/12/24 01:25:13] SirBummelz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SirBummelz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/12/24 02:41:17] "\@_ was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:59:45 towards level 87.
[05/12/24 02:47:37] \dev\ice ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:46:57 from level 73.
[05/12/24 02:55:33] Daikojun hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:57:18 towards level 65.
[05/12/24 02:56:24] Pricey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 10:12:15 towards level 71.
[05/12/24 04:34:23] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:36 towards level 93.
[05/12/24 05:08:24] GilbertErik spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! GilbertErik's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/12/24 05:17:38] Rayke gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:12 towards level 54.
[05/12/24 05:30:08] misha was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:07:10 from level 93.
[05/12/24 05:42:45] idlegood has dealt Asara a Critical Strike! 2 days, 06:12:05 is added to Asara's clock.
[05/12/24 05:53:33] CrashOverride hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:12:28 towards level 83.
[05/12/24 05:59:16] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:18 towards level 85.
[05/12/24 06:48:23] Cockroach hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:05 towards level 56.
[05/12/24 08:17:47] SirBummelz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 21 days, 03:29:53 towards level 70.
[05/12/24 08:30:55] dxrt was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:26:31 from level 58.
[05/12/24 09:09:10] yang found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:20 towards level 55.
[05/12/24 09:17:42] pyre was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:55:21 towards level 89.
[05/12/24 10:10:29] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:52:12 from level 77.
[05/12/24 10:14:33] fstrelok found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:24 towards level 68.
[05/12/24 11:39:19] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 17:48:27 towards level 82.
[05/12/24 11:51:55] yNos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:01 towards level 82.
[05/12/24 11:56:50] pastly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:04:56 towards level 59.
[05/12/24 12:07:43] Notir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:43:30 towards level 80.
[05/12/24 12:49:42] StalkR was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:13:36 from level 86.
[05/12/24 12:54:10] medivh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:28:14 towards level 56.
[05/12/24 13:16:13] alephnull has dealt wowbagger a Critical Strike! 1 day, 16:03:48 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[05/12/24 13:25:40] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:47:55 towards level 79.
[05/12/24 14:44:31] soltys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:28:07 towards level 91.
[05/12/24 15:37:31] freeboson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:49:19 towards level 84.
[05/12/24 15:38:59] VonToutCourt ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:26:16 from level 88.
[05/12/24 15:54:35] Aksej was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:49:03 towards level 80.
[05/12/24 16:47:02] SirBummelz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 13:06:57 towards level 70.
[05/12/24 16:56:58] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:42:18 towards level 87.
[05/12/24 16:58:14] Tabmow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:10 towards level 76.
[05/12/24 17:26:54] eising had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:36:48 towards level 87.
[05/12/24 17:34:05] Fehu found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 42 days, 18:05:49 towards level 78.
[05/12/24 17:52:58] CodeGeek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:53:18 towards level 86.
[05/12/24 17:53:16] IFireflyl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:55:11 towards level 63.
[05/12/24 17:53:49] Fischmiep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:00 towards level 49.
[05/12/24 18:02:51] dodecahedron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:57:02 towards level 59.
[05/12/24 18:06:28] sc found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:03:17 towards level 93.
[05/12/24 18:58:01] Forud burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Forud's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/12/24 20:01:50] gildarts was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:45 towards level 80.
[05/12/24 20:47:37] misha walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:12:10 from level 93.
[05/12/24 20:51:38] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:05 towards level 81.
[05/12/24 21:16:26] gegenschein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:46 towards level 80.
[05/12/24 21:43:33] wille walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:51:25 from level 63.
[05/12/24 22:34:09] Nuae ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:35:50 from level 77.
[05/12/24 23:35:57] Luca bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:45:44 towards level 58.
[05/13/24 00:14:20] Bluedog got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:56:53 from level 81.
[05/13/24 01:22:11] GilbertErik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:32:40 towards level 73.
[05/13/24 01:54:10] alephnull was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:05 towards level 65.
[05/13/24 03:54:03] MELOONi had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:58:14 towards level 81.
[05/13/24 04:51:51] Cockroach found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:40:11 towards level 56.
[05/13/24 05:07:22] OobSaco bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:46:43 towards level 60.
[05/13/24 05:15:03] Forud gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:39 towards level 85.
[05/13/24 05:43:44] The local wizard imbued malat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! malat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/24 05:53:05] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:35 towards level 76.
[05/13/24 06:02:31] Yarosh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:19:53 towards level 81.
[05/13/24 06:06:47] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yang's tunic! yang's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/24 07:02:04] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:05 towards level 76.
[05/13/24 07:43:22] yNos fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:20:52 from level 82.
[05/13/24 08:55:21] laama found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:29:46 towards level 86.
[05/13/24 09:10:00] Gangsterish was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:04:19 from level 63.
[05/13/24 09:17:08] medivh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:25:10 towards level 56.
[05/13/24 09:36:21] pants tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:19:00 towards level 82.
[05/13/24 09:40:49] malat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:38 from level 18.
[05/13/24 10:16:11] StalkR was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:44:47 towards level 86.
[05/13/24 10:21:34] Affliction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:33 towards level 85.
[05/13/24 10:51:56] bsleep slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bsleep's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/13/24 12:25:15] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:42:10 towards level 89.
[05/13/24 12:29:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tswsl's tunic! tswsl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/24 12:30:32] jacquesssss was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:02:55 from level 57.
[05/13/24 12:57:47] CodeGeek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:25:36 towards level 86.
[05/13/24 13:32:10] zuper's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zuper's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/24 13:41:58] boscage found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:48:19 towards level 66.
[05/13/24 13:53:12] TheSilentLink had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:57:52 towards level 76.
[05/13/24 14:02:41] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:08:16 towards level 82.
[05/13/24 14:06:18] elf's charm ate a bolt of lightning! elf's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/24 14:12:59] h00k's charm ate a bolt of lightning! h00k's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/13/24 14:50:08] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:31:52 towards level 86.
[05/13/24 15:14:19] dodecahedron was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:29:13 from level 59.
[05/13/24 16:16:20] Brocker found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:39 towards level 53.
[05/13/24 16:27:19] KyloRen got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:13:15 towards level 60.
[05/13/24 16:41:53] hax404 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:52 towards level 83.
[05/13/24 17:14:26] CompanionCube ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:55:44 from level 90.
[05/13/24 17:27:33] scornn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:15 towards level 66.
[05/13/24 17:54:15] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:18:33 towards level 76.
[05/13/24 18:14:11] Techman's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Techman's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/13/24 19:09:02] ahmubashshir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:10 towards level 72.
[05/13/24 19:41:31] JackyB bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:48 towards level 70.
[05/13/24 19:45:20] tomhek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:34:24 towards level 87.
[05/13/24 20:35:13] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:27:01 towards level 93.
[05/13/24 20:40:41] jacob1 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:15:09 towards level 92.
[05/13/24 20:42:33] TimeWarp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:49:05 from level 76.
[05/13/24 20:49:40] Kurenai got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:18:26 towards level 77.
[05/13/24 20:50:38] idlegood found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:56:26 towards level 77.
[05/13/24 21:00:19] ColonelPanic001 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:42 towards level 60.
[05/13/24 21:21:54] canton7 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:49:28 towards level 81.
[05/13/24 22:06:02] adamus1red ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:58:49 from level 85.
[05/13/24 22:07:11] allo slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! allo's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/13/24 22:38:37] HollowWasp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:31:38 from level 55.
[05/13/24 22:44:44] Celediel met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:58:20 from level 62.
[05/13/24 22:52:43] ChowderKeg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:52:01 towards level 89.
[05/13/24 23:14:37] Fischmiep met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:01:59 from level 49.
[05/13/24 23:27:41] Celediel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:46:43 from level 62.
[05/14/24 00:15:07] dxrt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:41 towards level 58.
[05/14/24 01:14:01] bg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:22:51 towards level 87.
[05/14/24 01:30:38] scumola found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:22:09 towards level 82.
[05/14/24 01:51:01] Fehu was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 33 days, 13:50:31 from level 78.
[05/14/24 03:12:19] Affliction walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:16:37 from level 85.
[05/14/24 03:32:12] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:16:23 towards level 77.
[05/14/24 03:33:25] d4n13L has dealt nathan a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:40:58 is added to nathan's clock.
[05/14/24 03:49:07] MELOONi got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:08:45 from level 81.
[05/14/24 04:15:32] KyloRen was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:38 towards level 60.
[05/14/24 04:20:12] Ankhers was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:34:58 towards level 77.
[05/14/24 04:49:31] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:08:10 towards level 89.
[05/14/24 04:56:21] malat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:05 from level 24.
[05/14/24 05:20:52] tass was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:53 towards level 63.
[05/14/24 05:21:37] Misza found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:35 towards level 75.
[05/14/24 06:03:50] particleflux caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:39:40 towards level 63.
[05/14/24 06:26:51] RussellB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:46 towards level 85.
[05/14/24 06:52:00] muirrum was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:37:50 towards level 65.
[05/14/24 07:02:27] TimWolla found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:40:41 towards level 94.
[05/14/24 07:08:04] eising got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:16:10 towards level 87.
[05/14/24 07:14:09] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:18:48 towards level 73.
[05/14/24 08:04:25] yang had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:00 towards level 55.
[05/14/24 08:56:41] nathan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:53:44 towards level 62.
[05/14/24 09:10:26] tsr burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! tsr's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/14/24 09:15:06] DrinkyBird was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:15:09 towards level 90.
[05/14/24 09:17:52] rawgreaze got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:08 towards level 78.
[05/14/24 09:21:22] Notir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:39 towards level 80.
[05/14/24 09:44:26] TimeWarp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:49 towards level 76.
[05/14/24 10:16:23] Fischmiep met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:35:17 from level 49.
[05/14/24 10:22:54] Lilith has dealt buzel a Critical Strike! 8 days, 01:57:10 is added to buzel's clock.
[05/14/24 10:26:52] TimeWarp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:02:26 towards level 76.
[05/14/24 10:31:50] cfjk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cfjk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/24 11:21:21] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:32:43 towards level 82.
[05/14/24 11:46:39] The local wizard imbued kenyon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kenyon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/24 11:53:44] io was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:20:01 towards level 94.
[05/14/24 12:24:28] solarsparq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:36:28 towards level 74.
[05/14/24 13:14:53] ZOTTA was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:38:00 from level 80.
[05/14/24 16:13:29] ahmubashshir was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:03:15 from level 72.
[05/14/24 16:48:42] gradator discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:49:12 towards level 87.
[05/14/24 17:19:45] Nuae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:53 towards level 77.
[05/14/24 17:22:55] yang got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:58 towards level 55.
[05/14/24 17:25:58] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:45 towards level 81.
[05/14/24 17:52:23] bsleep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:42 towards level 83.
[05/14/24 17:56:15] The local wizard imbued Koffa's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Koffa's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/24 18:01:22] VonToutCourt discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:01:28 towards level 88.
[05/14/24 18:19:37] Thorael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:48:03 towards level 83.
[05/14/24 18:25:57] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:24 towards level 94.
[05/14/24 18:27:36] Cockatrice was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:24:40 towards level 74.
[05/14/24 19:08:04] GilbertErik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:37:51 towards level 73.
[05/14/24 19:08:13] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:10:46 towards level 77.
[05/14/24 19:40:55] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:57 towards level 92.
[05/14/24 19:53:50] jfcaron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:40 towards level 44.
[05/14/24 20:17:32] idleneutral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:51:00 towards level 72.
[05/14/24 20:18:35] Soulwhisper's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Soulwhisper's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/14/24 20:30:41] bsleep was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:01:23 from level 83.
[05/14/24 20:59:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ecko's tunic! Ecko's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/24 21:38:15] Pricey reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Pricey's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/24 22:13:33] nawcom tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:14:58 towards level 84.
[05/14/24 22:51:37] The local wizard imbued Russell's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Russell's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/14/24 23:27:36] yano bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:41:16 towards level 87.
[05/15/24 00:32:13] SirNeo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:48:53 towards level 68.
[05/15/24 00:47:20] catte found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:28 towards level 49.
[05/15/24 00:53:28] Pricey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:21:01 towards level 71.
[05/15/24 01:34:29] malat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:16:46 from level 27.
[05/15/24 02:11:39] adamus1red has dealt sky a Critical Strike! 5 days, 07:49:45 is added to sky's clock.
[05/15/24 02:17:43] tscherer found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:26:45 towards level 57.
[05/15/24 03:27:48] Ancalagon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:09 towards level 66.
[05/15/24 04:05:39] Celediel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:33:04 towards level 62.
[05/15/24 04:15:12] Kayn got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:17:19 from level 55.
[05/15/24 04:41:06] Yarosh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Yarosh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/24 05:05:16] bsleep was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:14 from level 83.
[05/15/24 05:08:20] Ecko was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:23:05 towards level 80.
[05/15/24 05:35:33] misha ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:18:10 from level 93.
[05/15/24 06:18:08] zuper bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:24 towards level 50.
[05/15/24 06:48:25] gegenschein hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:07:36 towards level 80.
[05/15/24 07:00:01] DrinkyBird fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:02:06 from level 90.
[05/15/24 07:14:23] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:54 towards level 87.
[05/15/24 07:17:32] spex was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:12:18 from level 87.
[05/15/24 08:09:36] h00k was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:26:33 from level 62.
[05/15/24 09:16:16] Russell caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:47 towards level 75.
[05/15/24 10:13:26] Xenthys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:34:48 towards level 66.
[05/15/24 12:25:03] muirrum found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:19:12 towards level 65.
[05/15/24 13:03:10] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:01:21 towards level 90.
[05/15/24 13:11:00] IFireflyl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:12:40 towards level 63.
[05/15/24 14:10:48] GilbertErik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:50:08 towards level 73.
[05/15/24 14:52:18] Jens was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:25:19 from level 77.
[05/15/24 16:01:01] washclof reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! washclof's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/24 16:09:52] particleflux's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! particleflux's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/24 16:24:23] tomhek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 14:07:05 from level 87.
[05/15/24 16:24:38] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:43:19 from level 86.
[05/15/24 17:15:39] Palpatine discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:57 towards level 41.
[05/15/24 17:24:38] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:25:12 towards level 86.
[05/15/24 17:33:46] Amongusus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:06 towards level 46.
[05/15/24 18:20:55] Luca reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Luca's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/15/24 18:21:38] GilbertErik burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! GilbertErik's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/15/24 18:49:22] vectr0n was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:28:01 from level 71.
[05/15/24 20:17:28] damyan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:07:40 towards level 81.
[05/15/24 20:28:03] Daikojun was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:30:09 from level 65.
[05/15/24 20:46:07] EddieT137 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:00:25 towards level 80.
[05/15/24 21:00:36] Crazycatlady was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:29:05 from level 87.
[05/15/24 22:43:49] wowbagger caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:51 towards level 65.
[05/16/24 01:42:37] Wolf has dealt xbill a Critical Strike! 11 days, 03:01:55 is added to xbill's clock.
[05/16/24 01:43:29] h00k met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:15:50 from level 62.
[05/16/24 01:51:23] Ecko was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:26 towards level 80.
[05/16/24 01:58:49] The local wizard imbued Forud's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Forud's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/16/24 02:12:59] EddieT137 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:47:37 from level 80.
[05/16/24 02:19:44] jayvee was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:54:59 towards level 81.
[05/16/24 02:44:29] popey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:27 towards level 60.
[05/16/24 03:17:52] dbx12 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:26:16 towards level 70.
[05/16/24 03:39:40] IFireflyl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:44:51 towards level 63.
[05/16/24 03:55:00] rawgreaze has dealt alephnull a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:29:10 is added to alephnull's clock.
[05/16/24 04:24:01] DividedByZero bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:49 towards level 58.
[05/16/24 04:37:32] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:21:04 towards level 77.
[05/16/24 05:00:08] Crazycatlady got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:29 towards level 87.
[05/16/24 05:31:39] Sombra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:31 towards level 89.
[05/16/24 06:09:03] n0ssh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:15:37 towards level 62.
[05/16/24 06:21:21] kevkev found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:56 towards level 57.
[05/16/24 08:03:00] buzel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:43:02 from level 87.
[05/16/24 08:06:16] Omega slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Omega's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/16/24 08:47:35] idleneutral ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:33:32 from level 72.
[05/16/24 08:53:52] Khorne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:21:05 towards level 95.
[05/16/24 10:23:05] Ecko was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:09 from level 80.
[05/16/24 10:46:43] idlegood caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:31:41 towards level 77.
[05/16/24 10:57:19] jra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:20:44 towards level 47.
[05/16/24 10:59:37] ColonelPanic001 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:50:49 towards level 61.
[05/16/24 11:03:32] caeli ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:23:45 from level 89.
[05/16/24 12:30:51] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:53:10 towards level 93.
[05/16/24 12:48:10] caeli was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:21:23 towards level 89.
[05/16/24 13:48:29] CrashOverride gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:53:49 towards level 83.
[05/16/24 13:54:09] BlueJay was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:04 from level 59.
[05/16/24 14:15:24] jayvee found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:57 towards level 81.
[05/16/24 14:18:19] Wolf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:15:09 towards level 90.
[05/16/24 14:48:59] washclof's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! washclof's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/16/24 15:16:42] TimeWarp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:03 towards level 76.
[05/16/24 15:52:10] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:32:24 towards level 85.
[05/16/24 17:45:24] Paganel has dealt DojShadow a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:35:16 is added to DojShadow's clock.
[05/16/24 18:18:44] nawcom tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:13:48 towards level 84.
[05/16/24 18:24:09] gendish ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:07:27 from level 59.
[05/16/24 18:51:46] Yarosh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:18:41 towards level 81.
[05/16/24 18:58:21] io slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! io's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/16/24 19:34:57] Nehi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:34 towards level 52.
[05/16/24 20:43:13] Khorne was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:26:02 from level 95.
[05/16/24 20:55:17] Puff was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:30:14 from level 83.
[05/16/24 22:02:05] malat's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! malat's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/16/24 22:28:58] Crazycatlady met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:41:36 from level 87.
[05/16/24 22:48:03] ZOTTA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:42 towards level 80.
[05/16/24 23:08:04] Kritzefitz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:53:00 towards level 83.
[05/16/24 23:14:51] dyvonna ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:54:01 from level 83.
[05/17/24 00:11:07] Kurenai hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:55:57 towards level 77.
[05/17/24 00:47:56] Pricey ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:30:27 from level 71.
[05/17/24 01:15:27] HeavyPodda was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:34:57 from level 85.
[05/17/24 01:45:52] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:01:16 towards level 86.
[05/17/24 02:41:44] Thorael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:13:01 towards level 83.
[05/17/24 03:25:37] SirNeo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:38 towards level 68.
[05/17/24 04:00:12] \dev\ice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:44:04 towards level 73.
[05/17/24 04:41:40] scumola found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:41:17 towards level 82.
[05/17/24 04:57:29] Garg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:57:06 towards level 63.
[05/17/24 05:03:31] Tenorman was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:33:53 from level 77.
[05/17/24 05:12:51] scumola was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:22:31 from level 82.
[05/17/24 05:27:49] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:33:00 towards level 77.
[05/17/24 05:45:52] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:47:19 towards level 87.
[05/17/24 06:55:51] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:44 towards level 89.
[05/17/24 09:23:53] jra's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jra's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/24 10:23:27] ZOTTA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:21 towards level 80.
[05/17/24 12:54:39] DividedByZero was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:32 towards level 58.
[05/17/24 13:00:29] dbx12 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:02:52 towards level 70.
[05/17/24 13:03:51] DividedByZero had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:11:11 towards level 58.
[05/17/24 13:36:23] catte slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! catte's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/17/24 14:05:13] sco1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:33 towards level 56.
[05/17/24 14:59:33] thornrag was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:41:09 towards level 81.
[05/17/24 15:33:40] laama was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:14:21 from level 86.
[05/17/24 16:18:18] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:48:33 towards level 88.
[05/17/24 18:24:34] jayvee caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:51:15 towards level 81.
[05/17/24 18:26:05] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:37:21 towards level 86.
[05/17/24 19:16:06] vegadark bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:09 towards level 91.
[05/17/24 20:03:44] jayvee discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:33:09 towards level 81.
[05/17/24 20:26:06] blobdog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:23:52 towards level 62.
[05/17/24 20:55:28] eising burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! eising's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/17/24 20:58:02] _sh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:59:46 towards level 93.
[05/17/24 21:01:20] hdm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:50:26 towards level 93.
[05/17/24 21:19:52] ukleinek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:17:10 from level 85.
[05/17/24 23:18:10] nawcom slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! nawcom's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/17/24 23:26:13] mordac found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:28:18 towards level 85.
[05/17/24 23:48:34] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:47:59 towards level 94.
[05/18/24 02:15:34] \dev\ice reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! \dev\ice's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/24 02:42:57] alephnull ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:20:06 from level 65.
[05/18/24 03:46:43] spex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:46:53 towards level 87.
[05/18/24 04:12:31] sco1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:07:28 towards level 57.
[05/18/24 04:31:53] kevkev has dealt eising a Critical Strike! 4 days, 08:37:47 is added to eising's clock.
[05/18/24 04:36:15] DontEvenPeek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:15:05 towards level 70.
[05/18/24 04:37:09] Khorne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:57:24 towards level 95.
[05/18/24 04:54:57] slim was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:52:06 towards level 78.
[05/18/24 05:14:33] nathan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:18:27 towards level 62.
[05/18/24 05:23:44] Lilith's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Lilith's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/24 07:00:43] wille was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:29:21 from level 63.
[05/18/24 07:11:28] Affliction was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:15:38 from level 85.
[05/18/24 07:28:29] Fischmiep has dealt scornn a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:19:00 is added to scornn's clock.
[05/18/24 08:15:44] wille discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:55:54 towards level 63.
[05/18/24 08:29:56] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:14:18 towards level 82.
[05/18/24 09:32:55] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:46:19 towards level 85.
[05/18/24 09:37:47] HollowWasp has dealt kptr a Critical Strike! 3 days, 20:34:26 is added to kptr's clock.
[05/18/24 09:47:40] Misza was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:15:53 towards level 75.
[05/18/24 10:16:00] fork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:51 towards level 53.
[05/18/24 10:31:27] Kritzefitz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:32:19 towards level 83.
[05/18/24 10:52:17] gendish found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:52:21 towards level 59.
[05/18/24 12:02:28] The local wizard imbued cfjk's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cfjk's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/24 12:22:51] MetaNova got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:21:59 from level 84.
[05/18/24 12:31:02] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:27 towards level 93.
[05/18/24 12:32:50] RussellB was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 11:31:37 from level 86.
[05/18/24 14:14:56] Khorne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:22:39 towards level 95.
[05/18/24 14:26:02] spex ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 11:13:29 from level 87.
[05/18/24 15:48:05] Kritzefitz ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:14:27 from level 83.
[05/18/24 16:22:11] BlueJay had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:43:15 towards level 60.
[05/18/24 16:32:14] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:43:03 towards level 85.
[05/18/24 16:38:45] CrashOverride reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CrashOverride's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/24 17:33:31] freeboson got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:55:07 from level 84.
[05/18/24 17:38:20] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:36:18 towards level 94.
[05/18/24 18:19:12] Cirdan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:47:56 from level 89.
[05/18/24 18:30:17] Khorne reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Khorne's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/18/24 19:25:07] jayvee found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:43:48 towards level 81.
[05/18/24 19:53:11] caeli was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:42:40 from level 89.
[05/18/24 23:51:38] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:05 from level 85.
[05/19/24 00:27:06] Soulwhisper bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:03 towards level 55.
[05/19/24 00:34:47] allo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:50:46 towards level 88.
[05/19/24 01:07:13] CrashOverride has dealt VonToutCourt a Critical Strike! 9 days, 19:35:55 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[05/19/24 01:19:20] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:42:27 towards level 78.
[05/19/24 02:08:25] Asara hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:07:38 towards level 87.
[05/19/24 02:37:29] KindOne has dealt Kayn a Critical Strike! 1 day, 17:28:34 is added to Kayn's clock.
[05/19/24 02:40:00] IFireflyl fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:33:21 from level 63.
[05/19/24 04:38:02] nathan has dealt n0ssh a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:32:46 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[05/19/24 05:00:54] Fenrik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:03:48 towards level 87.
[05/19/24 05:28:31] apb was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:41:38 towards level 86.
[05/19/24 05:45:37] brycec got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:57:16 from level 80.
[05/19/24 06:00:58] allo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:32:50 towards level 88.
[05/19/24 06:14:56] Wam slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Wam's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/19/24 07:43:06] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:52 towards level 83.
[05/19/24 07:48:37] BastelBot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:30:23 towards level 89.
[05/19/24 08:00:16] The local wizard imbued KyloRen's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! KyloRen's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/24 08:13:20] CrashOverride found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:01 towards level 83.
[05/19/24 08:39:05] tsr has dealt scornn a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:56:39 is added to scornn's clock.
[05/19/24 09:41:19] cfjk burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! cfjk's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/19/24 10:10:25] hdm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:00:12 towards level 93.
[05/19/24 10:18:06] Tangles was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:20:31 towards level 83.
[05/19/24 11:08:00] hiod had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:08 towards level 48.
[05/19/24 11:22:44] canton7 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:05:31 towards level 81.
[05/19/24 13:21:54] Cockatrice discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:18:04 towards level 75.
[05/19/24 13:48:36] EddieT137 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:56:53 towards level 80.
[05/19/24 14:33:05] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:48 towards level 77.
[05/19/24 14:34:59] Yarosh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:04:36 from level 81.
[05/19/24 15:02:03] anarcat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:18 towards level 89.
[05/19/24 15:05:40] realguy tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:53:03 towards level 51.
[05/19/24 15:43:49] \dev\ice had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:15:41 towards level 73.
[05/19/24 17:07:00] RussellB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:18:41 towards level 86.
[05/19/24 18:32:22] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:25:39 towards level 92.
[05/19/24 18:49:23] realguy found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:48:30 towards level 51.
[05/19/24 19:17:39] CrashOverride walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:52 from level 83.
[05/19/24 19:24:43] KyloRen's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! KyloRen's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/19/24 19:31:57] StalkR gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:05:43 towards level 86.
[05/19/24 20:26:26] Ungoliant ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:07:54 from level 78.
[05/19/24 20:34:13] Celediel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:28:26 from level 62.
[05/19/24 20:56:27] Notir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:26:37 towards level 81.
[05/19/24 20:59:16] Nysdar was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:02:28 from level 83.
[05/19/24 21:11:46] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:19:53 towards level 88.
[05/19/24 21:57:28] fork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:19:59 towards level 53.
[05/19/24 22:42:12] DojShadow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:09:45 towards level 53.
[05/19/24 22:43:54] Techman was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:40:49 from level 91.
[05/19/24 23:50:36] _sh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:22 towards level 93.
[05/20/24 00:30:33] h00k reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! h00k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/24 01:20:27] BastelBot was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 03:52:38 from level 89.
[05/20/24 02:19:53] kinus slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! kinus's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/20/24 02:54:56] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:03:06 towards level 87.
[05/20/24 03:15:05] The local wizard imbued Aksej's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Aksej's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/24 03:43:57] Forud has dealt Ungoliant a Critical Strike! 5 days, 15:45:32 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[05/20/24 03:49:22] Tabmow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:12:51 towards level 77.
[05/20/24 03:49:58] CompanionCube had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:51:41 towards level 90.
[05/20/24 04:44:43] Pinkman ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:40:37 from level 82.
[05/20/24 05:09:19] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:11:36 towards level 90.
[05/20/24 06:02:14] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:32:13 towards level 89.
[05/20/24 07:05:41] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:23:42 towards level 89.
[05/20/24 08:45:15] RussellB has dealt MadMan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:19:02 is added to MadMan's clock.
[05/20/24 09:01:28] RussellB got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:10:40 from level 86.
[05/20/24 09:03:56] vegadark hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:25 towards level 91.
[05/20/24 09:22:16] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:55 towards level 85.
[05/20/24 11:02:56] TimeWarp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:16:15 towards level 76.
[05/20/24 11:12:55] jaxson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:33 towards level 76.
[05/20/24 11:23:58] Zaratustra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:53:10 from level 76.
[05/20/24 11:46:09] KyloRen had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:25 towards level 60.
[05/20/24 11:52:28] Nysdar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:29:00 towards level 83.
[05/20/24 12:13:05] caeli met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:22:24 from level 89.
[05/20/24 13:52:28] Celediel's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Celediel's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/20/24 14:35:55] particleflux gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:25:57 towards level 63.
[05/20/24 16:47:41] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:23 towards level 83.
[05/20/24 17:04:54] yano bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:08 towards level 87.
[05/20/24 17:29:06] Wolf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:39:47 from level 90.
[05/20/24 18:57:45] StalkR caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:23:01 towards level 86.
[05/20/24 19:15:35] nathan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nathan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/24 19:44:34] yNos was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:33:13 from level 82.
[05/20/24 19:47:35] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:39:51 towards level 86.
[05/20/24 20:02:42] GilbertErik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:45 towards level 73.
[05/20/24 20:03:48] kevkev was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:19:28 towards level 58.
[05/20/24 20:04:03] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:59:16 towards level 94.
[05/20/24 20:04:07] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:20:38 towards level 88.
[05/20/24 20:39:12] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:53:23 towards level 73.
[05/20/24 21:45:31] zifnab06 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:15:59 from level 80.
[05/20/24 21:59:10] d4n13L found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:30:15 towards level 82.
[05/20/24 23:02:35] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:41 towards level 73.
[05/20/24 23:34:46] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:36:38 towards level 80.
[05/21/24 00:23:36] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:16:31 towards level 76.
[05/21/24 01:18:43] Jens was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:19:35 from level 77.
[05/21/24 01:32:32] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:18:43 towards level 73.
[05/21/24 01:34:20] Ancalagon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:05 towards level 66.
[05/21/24 01:41:37] IFireflyl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:36 towards level 63.
[05/21/24 02:09:27] adamus1red had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:42:19 towards level 85.
[05/21/24 04:21:22] helmi77 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:26 towards level 25.
[05/21/24 04:34:49] Luca bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:55:41 towards level 58.
[05/21/24 04:55:00] ukleinek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:07:26 from level 85.
[05/21/24 05:06:48] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:37:08 towards level 87.
[05/21/24 05:46:01] ColonelPanic001 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ColonelPanic001's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/21/24 06:10:16] Crazycatlady reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Crazycatlady's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/21/24 06:27:42] rawgreaze had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:34:50 towards level 79.
[05/21/24 06:48:08] kptr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:44:25 towards level 87.
[05/21/24 07:04:25] Stevland tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:14:45 towards level 80.
[05/21/24 07:36:45] yang found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:12:43 towards level 56.
[05/21/24 08:23:22] eising ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:03:15 from level 87.
[05/21/24 08:36:04] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:37:37 towards level 87.
[05/21/24 09:23:38] gryphus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:26 towards level 40.
[05/21/24 10:28:05] Misza discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:17 towards level 75.
[05/21/24 12:00:18] tsr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:22 towards level 83.
[05/21/24 12:00:27] OobSaco got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:01:05 towards level 60.
[05/21/24 12:12:27] TimWolla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:40:23 towards level 94.
[05/21/24 12:17:55] Cockatrice tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:18 towards level 75.
[05/21/24 13:08:40] malat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:20 towards level 36.
[05/21/24 13:15:09] wowbagger found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:17:32 towards level 66.
[05/21/24 13:48:06] Daikojun tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:58 towards level 65.
[05/21/24 15:55:12] tomhek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:34:05 towards level 87.
[05/21/24 15:55:36] rawgreaze discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:22:21 towards level 79.
[05/21/24 17:08:11] Garg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:27:22 towards level 63.
[05/21/24 17:15:58] Wam slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Wam's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/21/24 17:19:20] Russell's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Russell's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/21/24 17:38:12] jayvee got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:54:04 towards level 81.
[05/21/24 18:01:33] Nysdar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:19:44 towards level 83.
[05/21/24 18:39:13] CodeGeek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CodeGeek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/21/24 18:43:44] tmberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 17:51:54 towards level 78.
[05/21/24 19:38:16] ColonelPanic001 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:21:05 towards level 61.
[05/21/24 19:55:41] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:20 towards level 92.
[05/21/24 20:14:25] bookworm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:03:12 towards level 80.
[05/21/24 21:04:02] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:27:26 from level 83.
[05/21/24 21:34:08] Nuae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:54 towards level 77.
[05/21/24 21:41:33] Sario had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:50:38 towards level 73.
[05/21/24 22:47:17] vectr0n gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:47 towards level 71.
[05/21/24 22:55:49] Nysdar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:49:49 towards level 83.
[05/21/24 22:58:07] The local wizard imbued GilbertErik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GilbertErik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/21/24 23:20:28] mordac ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:26:53 from level 85.
[05/21/24 23:38:03] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:01:30 towards level 86.
[05/21/24 23:45:45] yang found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:22 towards level 56.
[05/22/24 00:15:53] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:13 towards level 92.
[05/22/24 00:23:19] The local wizard imbued Forud's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Forud's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/22/24 00:40:14] pastly slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pastly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/22/24 02:24:39] bot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:22 towards level 44.
[05/22/24 03:07:14] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:58 towards level 82.
[05/22/24 03:22:17] hiod gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:13 towards level 48.
[05/22/24 03:41:10] Ancalagon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:38 towards level 66.
[05/22/24 03:59:36] fork was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:43:50 from level 53.
[05/22/24 05:09:51] yNos was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:17 towards level 82.
[05/22/24 05:32:21] nawcom was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:49:19 from level 84.
[05/22/24 07:02:56] Lilith was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:18 towards level 62.
[05/22/24 07:04:45] Techman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:14:24 towards level 91.
[05/22/24 07:09:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Koffa's tunic! Koffa's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/22/24 07:57:57] Blohsh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:47:56 from level 60.
[05/22/24 09:09:23] gegenschein found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:14 towards level 80.
[05/22/24 10:49:50] Asara gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:13:03 towards level 87.
[05/22/24 11:23:08] MadMan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:28:45 towards level 78.
[05/22/24 12:13:24] SirBummelz ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 16 days, 14:15:24 from level 70.
[05/22/24 12:27:24] DontEvenPeek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:09:11 from level 70.
[05/22/24 13:01:24] Gangsterish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:35:33 towards level 63.
[05/22/24 14:15:15] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:46:16 towards level 93.
[05/22/24 14:30:18] particleflux was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:28 towards level 63.
[05/22/24 14:39:50] zifnab06 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:20 towards level 80.
[05/22/24 15:12:18] Asara was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:02:07 from level 87.
[05/22/24 16:10:26] sam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:09:39 from level 80.
[05/22/24 16:57:13] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:29:02 towards level 90.
[05/22/24 17:03:15] Gangsterish gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:50 towards level 63.
[05/22/24 17:04:36] mordac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:56:00 towards level 85.
[05/22/24 17:39:23] Kritzefitz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:24 towards level 83.
[05/22/24 18:11:19] The local wizard imbued sky's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sky's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/22/24 18:52:25] DrinkyBird tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:53:30 towards level 90.
[05/22/24 19:13:30] SirNeo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:26:36 towards level 68.
[05/22/24 20:29:48] Sombra has dealt Lnk a Critical Strike! 6 days, 18:31:33 is added to Lnk's clock.
[05/22/24 20:38:27] Nysdar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:56:37 from level 83.
[05/22/24 20:46:23] Forud fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:56:46 from level 86.
[05/22/24 22:29:25] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:23:18 towards level 89.
[05/22/24 23:10:52] tomhek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:50:41 from level 87.
[05/22/24 23:37:17] jaxson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jaxson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/24 00:41:27] CrashOverride found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:14:16 towards level 83.
[05/23/24 00:46:22] caeli was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:03:41 towards level 90.
[05/23/24 00:48:02] Celediel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:12:55 towards level 62.
[05/23/24 01:17:03] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:08:29 from level 90.
[05/23/24 02:10:34] fstrelok found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:23 towards level 68.
[05/23/24 02:16:57] SirBummelz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 20 days, 06:23:27 towards level 70.
[05/23/24 02:32:43] Luca found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:30:03 towards level 58.
[05/23/24 02:55:13] pastly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pastly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/24 02:57:02] Reilly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:29 towards level 66.
[05/23/24 03:00:12] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on d4n13L's tunic! d4n13L's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/24 03:02:48] boscage slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! boscage's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/23/24 03:55:35] caeli got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:09:58 towards level 90.
[05/23/24 04:31:06] Yarosh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Yarosh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/24 04:31:51] BlueJay discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:07 towards level 60.
[05/23/24 04:48:20] Ungoliant hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:51:06 towards level 78.
[05/23/24 04:56:58] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:02 towards level 83.
[05/23/24 05:03:35] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:38:23 towards level 82.
[05/23/24 05:40:24] nawcom had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:37:39 towards level 84.
[05/23/24 05:53:05] KyloRen's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! KyloRen's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/24 06:14:27] io was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:31:16 towards level 94.
[05/23/24 06:17:52] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:35:01 towards level 84.
[05/23/24 06:21:11] Ecko was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:32:38 towards level 80.
[05/23/24 06:34:05] eising walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:30:15 from level 87.
[05/23/24 06:37:13] buzel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:53:51 towards level 87.
[05/23/24 06:59:25] scornn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:21 towards level 66.
[05/23/24 07:45:43] scumola found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:49:57 towards level 82.
[05/23/24 08:06:01] Sario got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:48:10 from level 73.
[05/23/24 08:32:29] dodecahedron was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:57:21 towards level 59.
[05/23/24 08:55:03] TimeWarp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:57 towards level 76.
[05/23/24 09:00:53] Tenorman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:48:24 from level 77.
[05/23/24 09:29:57] hax404 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:54:27 from level 84.
[05/23/24 09:47:02] dbx12 spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! dbx12's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/23/24 09:59:17] realguy tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:28 towards level 51.
[05/23/24 10:04:27] Celediel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:27:10 from level 62.
[05/23/24 10:20:35] nathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:27 towards level 62.
[05/23/24 10:47:07] Notir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:57:01 towards level 81.
[05/23/24 11:42:00] shikhin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! shikhin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/24 12:18:39] hax404 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 15:41:56 from level 84.
[05/23/24 12:39:54] Yarosh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:07:02 towards level 81.
[05/23/24 12:43:34] HeavyPodda got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:23:24 towards level 86.
[05/23/24 13:11:11] nawcom tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:01:50 towards level 84.
[05/23/24 13:57:05] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:21:41 towards level 78.
[05/23/24 14:40:31] BastelBot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:38:44 towards level 89.
[05/23/24 15:41:38] Lord255 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:11 towards level 89.
[05/23/24 17:44:31] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:46:44 towards level 80.
[05/23/24 18:01:03] sky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:47 towards level 87.
[05/23/24 18:14:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on el's tunic! el's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/24 18:27:21] kinus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:54:43 towards level 82.
[05/23/24 18:42:48] dwfreed was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:33:02 from level 88.
[05/23/24 18:52:33] EddieT137 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:30:15 from level 80.
[05/23/24 18:55:31] Drin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Drin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/24 19:04:31] Tangles was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:09:09 towards level 83.
[05/23/24 19:06:37] Yarosh has dealt damyan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:49:47 is added to damyan's clock.
[05/23/24 19:24:12] misha reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! misha's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/23/24 20:49:11] heisenbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:14:56 towards level 89.
[05/23/24 21:20:56] Reilly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:34:48 towards level 67.
[05/23/24 21:49:22] CodeGeek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:55:08 from level 86.
[05/23/24 21:56:26] dwfreed's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! dwfreed's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/23/24 22:57:35] CompanionCube found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:13 towards level 90.
[05/23/24 23:50:06] TheSilentLink's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TheSilentLink's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/24 03:02:04] yano was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 20:37:23 from level 88.
[05/24/24 03:06:23] drahthaar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:58 towards level 93.
[05/24/24 03:15:32] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:16:38 towards level 73.
[05/24/24 03:26:14] gegenschein burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! gegenschein's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/24/24 03:42:39] wille was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:21 towards level 63.
[05/24/24 03:59:01] alephnull hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:02:57 towards level 66.
[05/24/24 04:08:07] yang tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:39:43 towards level 56.
[05/24/24 04:48:26] DrinkyBird has dealt Drin a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:52:08 is added to Drin's clock.
[05/24/24 04:52:42] bg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:51:50 towards level 87.
[05/24/24 05:31:13] _sh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:29:18 towards level 94.
[05/24/24 07:03:44] Fischmiep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:01 towards level 50.
[05/24/24 07:10:07] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:27 towards level 83.
[05/24/24 08:33:43] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:51 towards level 73.
[05/24/24 09:50:04] OobSaco was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:05:54 towards level 60.
[05/24/24 09:52:10] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:08 towards level 77.
[05/24/24 09:58:21] Celediel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:23:34 from level 62.
[05/24/24 10:04:49] yang discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:54 towards level 56.
[05/24/24 10:28:25] Fenrik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:44:55 towards level 87.
[05/24/24 10:43:01] MELOONi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:27 towards level 81.
[05/24/24 10:54:42] Omega was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:52:37 towards level 80.
[05/24/24 11:23:53] realguy met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:36 from level 51.
[05/24/24 11:28:18] drahthaar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:03:12 towards level 93.
[05/24/24 11:53:51] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:33:00 from level 90.
[05/24/24 12:04:17] kptr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:52 towards level 87.
[05/24/24 12:21:00] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:38:40 towards level 93.
[05/24/24 12:45:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Forud's tunic! Forud's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/24 13:07:21] d4n13L's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! d4n13L's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/24 16:26:30] Luca bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:34 towards level 58.
[05/24/24 16:55:16] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:36:49 towards level 93.
[05/24/24 17:06:42] jaxson's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jaxson's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/24 18:02:06] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:07:23 towards level 92.
[05/24/24 18:08:34] ahmubashshir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:51:50 towards level 72.
[05/24/24 18:16:48] nawcom was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:19:52 towards level 84.
[05/24/24 18:37:59] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 13:51:33 towards level 83.
[05/24/24 19:08:42] gradator found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:12 towards level 87.
[05/24/24 20:04:29] theZoMBiE caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:38:59 towards level 60.
[05/24/24 20:24:19] Lord255 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:33:04 from level 89.
[05/24/24 20:49:52] caeli has dealt malat a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:43:47 is added to malat's clock.
[05/24/24 21:18:14] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:21:19 towards level 87.
[05/24/24 22:22:25] malat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:55:24 from level 38.
[05/24/24 22:49:07] Carl's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Carl's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/25/24 00:00:13] vectr0n got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:19:15 towards level 72.
[05/25/24 00:48:31] Wam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:42:09 towards level 80.
[05/25/24 00:56:24] muirrum's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! muirrum's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/25/24 01:55:48] dwfreed got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:30:55 from level 88.
[05/25/24 02:07:39] pastly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:00 towards level 59.
[05/25/24 03:38:06] Luca bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:12:53 towards level 58.
[05/25/24 03:47:05] simple slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! simple's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/25/24 04:15:53] unicron was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:05 towards level 73.
[05/25/24 04:51:19] io got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:27:03 from level 94.
[05/25/24 05:07:09] CodeGeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:06 towards level 86.
[05/25/24 05:07:09] yang has dealt malat a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:28:10 is added to malat's clock.
[05/25/24 05:26:11] Nysdar reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Nysdar's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/25/24 05:36:29] DrinkyBird fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:15:44 from level 90.
[05/25/24 05:41:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on washclof's tunic! washclof's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/25/24 06:53:06] heisenbug fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:36:40 from level 89.
[05/25/24 08:13:21] EddieT137 has dealt Kayn a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:12:50 is added to Kayn's clock.
[05/25/24 08:45:47] yano found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 04:29:43 towards level 88.
[05/25/24 08:50:51] Tangles hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:41:23 towards level 83.
[05/25/24 09:36:40] realguy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:38 towards level 51.
[05/25/24 09:54:23] tomhek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:11:51 towards level 87.
[05/25/24 10:09:05] cornfeedhobo spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cornfeedhobo's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/25/24 10:11:21] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:18 towards level 94.
[05/25/24 11:01:27] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:03:23 towards level 89.
[05/25/24 11:35:15] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:39:54 towards level 78.
[05/25/24 11:44:02] Aksej's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Aksej's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/25/24 11:57:35] sc discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:48 towards level 93.
[05/25/24 12:01:39] idleneutral ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:06 from level 72.
[05/25/24 12:05:01] dyvonna spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! dyvonna's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/25/24 12:18:40] Kurenai found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:16:56 towards level 78.
[05/25/24 13:30:28] OobSaco caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:47:02 towards level 60.
[05/25/24 14:30:24] realguy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:23 towards level 51.
[05/25/24 15:14:09] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:41 towards level 84.
[05/25/24 15:33:01] Ungoliant ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:07:18 from level 78.
[05/25/24 15:58:47] CrashOverride hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:35:25 towards level 84.
[05/25/24 16:07:09] kenyon fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:45:18 from level 88.
[05/25/24 17:14:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cockatrice's tunic! Cockatrice's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/25/24 17:23:47] realguy got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:21 from level 51.
[05/25/24 17:37:18] ZOTTA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:32:29 towards level 81.
[05/25/24 19:06:42] yano was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:57:42 from level 88.
[05/25/24 19:25:20] hiod was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:18 towards level 49.
[05/25/24 20:23:13] pastly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:19:44 from level 59.
[05/25/24 22:35:08] vectr0n was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:40:51 from level 72.
[05/25/24 22:41:58] OobSaco got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:14:00 from level 60.
[05/25/24 22:46:32] sky found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:03 towards level 87.
[05/25/24 23:18:11] anarcat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:59 towards level 89.
[05/25/24 23:42:29] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:51:31 towards level 84.
[05/25/24 23:44:48] GRIZZLYMAN spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! GRIZZLYMAN's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/24 00:03:22] solarsparq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:18:41 towards level 74.
[05/26/24 00:06:04] Zaratustra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:05:28 from level 76.
[05/26/24 02:18:37] hugga discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:15 towards level 72.
[05/26/24 02:40:31] The local wizard imbued yNos's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! yNos's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/24 02:40:34] hugga discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:20 towards level 72.
[05/26/24 03:30:07] Wam reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Wam's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/24 04:04:58] zifnab06 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zifnab06's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/24 05:06:57] MELOONi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:01 towards level 81.
[05/26/24 05:53:09] HollowWasp burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! HollowWasp's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/24 06:10:17] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:11:48 towards level 92.
[05/26/24 08:04:27] Crazycatlady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:52:06 towards level 88.
[05/26/24 08:05:09] CornFly burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CornFly's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/24 08:58:55] yNos burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! yNos's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/24 11:36:21] Sombra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:35:05 towards level 90.
[05/26/24 12:37:45] Fehu was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 27 days, 18:49:48 from level 78.
[05/26/24 12:50:21] Celediel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:44:03 towards level 62.
[05/26/24 13:42:39] fstrelok gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:05 towards level 68.
[05/26/24 13:56:50] ChowderKeg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:37:05 from level 89.
[05/26/24 14:16:07] nawcom found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:28:00 towards level 84.
[05/26/24 15:32:58] CrashOverride hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:10:20 towards level 84.
[05/26/24 16:13:22] d4n13L was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:08:56 towards level 82.
[05/26/24 16:42:00] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:04:47 towards level 78.
[05/26/24 17:08:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Yarosh's tunic! Yarosh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/24 17:33:47] sc was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:17:58 from level 93.
[05/26/24 17:57:11] ZOTTA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:05:32 towards level 81.
[05/26/24 18:01:15] The local wizard imbued TimWolla's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TimWolla's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/24 18:01:27] Zaratustra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:07:39 towards level 76.
[05/26/24 18:07:08] ChowderKeg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:48:13 from level 89.
[05/26/24 18:38:04] pants was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:44:23 from level 82.
[05/26/24 18:49:38] KindOne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:42:22 towards level 77.
[05/26/24 19:44:02] wowbagger was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:19:36 from level 66.
[05/26/24 19:58:26] tmberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 30 days, 14:18:59 towards level 78.
[05/26/24 19:59:21] sky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:34 towards level 87.
[05/26/24 20:55:11] Techman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:39:38 from level 91.
[05/26/24 21:30:08] nya's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nya's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/26/24 22:03:00] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:23 towards level 89.
[05/26/24 22:39:41] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:40:06 towards level 88.
[05/26/24 23:00:28] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:05:40 towards level 86.
[05/26/24 23:03:44] Luca met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:33:29 from level 58.
[05/27/24 00:07:17] GRIZZLYMAN found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:34:47 towards level 67.
[05/27/24 00:36:30] IFireflyl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:12:28 towards level 64.
[05/27/24 00:43:55] hiod was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:42:43 towards level 49.
[05/27/24 00:53:46] BastelBot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:33:44 towards level 89.
[05/27/24 01:09:32] Notir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:24:07 towards level 81.
[05/27/24 01:43:47] sky met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:59:41 from level 87.
[05/27/24 02:16:38] adamus1red was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:34:03 towards level 85.
[05/27/24 02:21:01] drahthaar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:48:22 towards level 93.
[05/27/24 02:38:30] popey burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! popey's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/27/24 03:03:10] nya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:06:41 towards level 85.
[05/27/24 03:13:03] Wolf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:52:29 from level 90.
[05/27/24 03:13:31] freeboson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:11 towards level 84.
[05/27/24 03:17:17] Omega was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:38:17 towards level 80.
[05/27/24 03:28:44] catte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:01 towards level 49.
[05/27/24 05:07:01] CompanionCube walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:19:14 from level 90.
[05/27/24 05:30:16] kevkev was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:56 towards level 58.
[05/27/24 06:07:29] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:33 towards level 89.
[05/27/24 06:27:11] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:06 towards level 88.
[05/27/24 07:00:28] BastelBot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:22:19 towards level 89.
[05/27/24 07:04:23] kinus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:15:06 towards level 82.
[05/27/24 07:07:36] Soulwhisper ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:10 from level 55.
[05/27/24 07:47:02] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:27:19 towards level 77.
[05/27/24 07:53:57] thornrag was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:13:31 from level 81.
[05/27/24 09:14:54] brycec was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:10:28 towards level 80.
[05/27/24 09:23:51] fork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:38:46 towards level 54.
[05/27/24 09:54:44] Wolf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:14 towards level 90.
[05/27/24 09:59:42] bot ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:21:04 from level 45.
[05/27/24 10:04:37] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:32:06 towards level 93.
[05/27/24 12:53:35] gideonstar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:48:18 towards level 63.
[05/27/24 13:05:51] damyan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:00 towards level 81.
[05/27/24 13:23:01] gryphus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:25 towards level 42.
[05/27/24 13:28:45] Lnk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:56 towards level 95.
[05/27/24 13:58:41] laama found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:46:11 towards level 86.
[05/27/24 14:08:32] alephnull got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:04:58 towards level 66.
[05/27/24 14:15:36] BlueJay bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:57 towards level 60.
[05/27/24 14:20:10] Wolf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:03:21 from level 90.
[05/27/24 14:20:28] sc was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:43 from level 93.
[05/27/24 15:33:57] Malvolio ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:19:20 from level 64.
[05/27/24 17:45:24] catte bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:41 towards level 49.
[05/27/24 18:09:28] Kurenai found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:32:35 towards level 78.
[05/27/24 19:42:40] Celediel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:08:30 towards level 62.
[05/27/24 19:57:58] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:22:48 towards level 87.
[05/27/24 20:03:32] Minus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:53:55 towards level 79.
[05/27/24 20:31:22] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:12 towards level 78.
[05/27/24 20:50:30] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:12:07 towards level 90.
[05/27/24 20:57:31] zuper slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! zuper's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/27/24 21:16:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Fenrik's tunic! Fenrik's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/27/24 22:14:01] hax404 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:41:37 from level 84.
[05/27/24 22:31:18] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:56 towards level 85.
[05/27/24 22:34:09] Cirdan's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Cirdan's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/27/24 23:53:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Lnk's tunic! Lnk's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/28/24 00:23:50] nawcom ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:57:42 from level 84.
[05/28/24 00:28:24] sc was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:12:52 from level 93.
[05/28/24 00:30:39] laama got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:20:44 towards level 86.
[05/28/24 00:43:09] BastelBot was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:12:19 towards level 89.
[05/28/24 00:56:19] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:03 towards level 77.
[05/28/24 01:28:36] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:19:29 towards level 91.
[05/28/24 02:08:49] V walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:16:22 from level 88.
[05/28/24 02:57:36] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:21 towards level 81.
[05/28/24 03:04:28] SSLbits ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:00:03 from level 76.
[05/28/24 04:28:39] zuper found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:06 towards level 51.
[05/28/24 05:02:14] TheSilentLink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:52:57 from level 76.
[05/28/24 06:32:55] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:18 towards level 81.
[05/28/24 07:02:02] buzel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:38:04 towards level 87.
[05/28/24 07:12:20] io hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:32:22 towards level 94.
[05/28/24 07:34:56] spex has dealt SSLbits a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:06:26 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[05/28/24 07:38:36] sco1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:11:36 towards level 58.
[05/28/24 08:20:53] nawcom was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:34:22 from level 84.
[05/28/24 08:51:15] gryphus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:56:08 towards level 42.
[05/28/24 09:06:13] IFireflyl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:05:05 from level 64.
[05/28/24 09:46:14] Yarosh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:36:55 towards level 81.
[05/28/24 10:46:32] Ungoliant has dealt apb a Critical Strike! 5 days, 08:19:58 is added to apb's clock.
[05/28/24 11:03:42] KindOne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:03:49 towards level 77.
[05/28/24 11:24:56] rawgreaze spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! rawgreaze's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/28/24 11:30:30] MELOONi ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:48:00 from level 82.
[05/28/24 13:08:14] Deathgrim got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:15:48 from level 44.
[05/28/24 13:17:58] kptr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:29:08 towards level 87.
[05/28/24 13:36:52] Malvolio hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:20 towards level 64.
[05/28/24 15:31:19] kevkev hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:20 towards level 58.
[05/28/24 16:06:35] Xenthys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:18:22 towards level 66.
[05/28/24 16:46:54] hiod got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:22 towards level 50.
[05/28/24 16:59:57] hax404 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:19:30 from level 84.
[05/28/24 17:08:56] misha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:57:03 towards level 93.
[05/28/24 17:39:47] eising was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:46:54 towards level 87.
[05/28/24 17:39:50] GilbertErik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:50 towards level 73.
[05/28/24 17:50:50] Celediel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:47:09 towards level 62.
[05/28/24 18:34:53] drahthaar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:53 towards level 93.
[05/28/24 18:51:04] yano found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:29:21 towards level 88.
[05/28/24 19:05:50] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:54:11 towards level 83.
[05/28/24 19:32:29] Drin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:21:12 towards level 79.
[05/28/24 19:40:43] sc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:37 towards level 93.
[05/28/24 20:12:54] yano found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 00:09:55 towards level 88.
[05/28/24 20:55:25] Garg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:30:54 towards level 63.
[05/28/24 21:36:55] cadfael was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:31:03 from level 81.
[05/28/24 22:10:40] Wam's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Wam's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/28/24 22:16:09] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:28:22 towards level 90.
[05/28/24 22:22:02] brycec gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:43:10 towards level 80.
[05/28/24 22:23:32] kptr ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:12:45 from level 87.
[05/28/24 22:40:10] cadfael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:16 towards level 81.
[05/28/24 23:11:31] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:44:28 towards level 80.
[05/29/24 01:03:31] laama's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! laama's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/29/24 02:02:52] Luca has dealt MadMan a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:49:50 is added to MadMan's clock.
[05/29/24 03:16:09] popey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:25 towards level 60.
[05/29/24 04:00:43] BastelBot found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:55:21 towards level 89.
[05/29/24 04:25:29] Celediel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:02:24 towards level 62.
[05/29/24 04:50:22] Bluedog ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:55:58 from level 81.
[05/29/24 04:56:06] IFireflyl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:16:01 towards level 64.
[05/29/24 06:13:16] TheSilentLink's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TheSilentLink's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/29/24 06:39:22] SirNeo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:52 towards level 68.
[05/29/24 07:23:17] Garg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:56:59 towards level 63.
[05/29/24 07:35:10] The local wizard imbued OobSaco's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! OobSaco's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/29/24 08:00:26] Mat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:36 towards level 68.
[05/29/24 08:38:18] soltys was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:03:28 from level 91.
[05/29/24 09:34:49] tmberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 28 days, 05:19:29 towards level 78.
[05/29/24 09:45:35] CodeGeek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:39:36 towards level 86.
[05/29/24 09:53:27] tswsl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:38 towards level 86.
[05/29/24 09:54:58] caeli was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:23:32 from level 90.
[05/29/24 11:07:42] Wam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:22 towards level 80.
[05/29/24 11:38:55] bg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:11:30 from level 87.
[05/29/24 12:40:47] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:05:00 towards level 86.
[05/29/24 12:44:03] csc2ya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:47 towards level 65.
[05/29/24 12:46:43] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:45:47 towards level 89.
[05/29/24 13:19:47] CompanionCube ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:27:15 from level 90.
[05/29/24 13:42:23] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:19 towards level 86.
[05/29/24 13:47:06] Silvanus_Betrium found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:46:42 towards level 77.
[05/29/24 14:28:20] alephnull gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:34:44 towards level 66.
[05/29/24 15:58:53] yang found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:03 towards level 56.
[05/29/24 17:03:10] tsr was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:19:32 from level 84.
[05/29/24 17:21:47] tscherer ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:52 from level 57.
[05/29/24 17:35:00] Acolarh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:06:09 towards level 86.
[05/29/24 17:38:55] Cockatrice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:44 towards level 75.
[05/29/24 17:55:46] canton7 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:19 towards level 81.
[05/29/24 18:01:47] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:23:56 towards level 77.
[05/29/24 18:32:11] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:34:19 towards level 76.
[05/29/24 18:44:29] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:12:12 towards level 86.
[05/29/24 19:12:58] nawcom hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:16:44 towards level 84.
[05/29/24 19:30:14] solarsparq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:34:31 towards level 74.
[05/29/24 20:24:12] TimWolla was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:36:33 towards level 94.
[05/29/24 20:27:33] MetaNova got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:22:47 from level 84.
[05/29/24 20:46:33] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:11 towards level 79.
[05/29/24 21:30:57] caeli was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:21:19 from level 90.
[05/29/24 21:50:05] philipp__ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:59 towards level 52.
[05/29/24 22:42:33] KindOne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:17:24 towards level 77.
[05/30/24 00:05:03] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:10 towards level 73.
[05/30/24 00:23:59] Daikojun was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:09:33 towards level 66.
[05/30/24 00:30:34] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:00 towards level 85.
[05/30/24 00:35:32] TimeWarp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:52:42 towards level 77.
[05/30/24 00:39:00] SirBummelz was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 23:48:07 from level 70.
[05/30/24 01:16:15] Gangsterish was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:23:38 towards level 64.
[05/30/24 01:24:30] Acolarh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:41:10 from level 86.
[05/30/24 01:47:27] muirrum bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:41:42 towards level 65.
[05/30/24 02:44:31] pfoley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:37:27 towards level 80.
[05/30/24 03:14:21] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:59:03 towards level 76.
[05/30/24 03:41:37] style fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:40 from level 74.
[05/30/24 04:05:46] solarsparq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:41:10 towards level 74.
[05/30/24 04:18:32] Malvolio got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:09:00 from level 65.
[05/30/24 04:47:25] brycec was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:59:17 towards level 80.
[05/30/24 05:14:17] Reilly ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:53:50 from level 67.
[05/30/24 07:15:41] RussellB caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:10:14 towards level 86.
[05/30/24 08:30:57] VonToutCourt ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:52:12 from level 88.
[05/30/24 08:58:04] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:37:32 towards level 87.
[05/30/24 09:00:08] tsr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:49:20 towards level 84.
[05/30/24 09:31:12] yNos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:15 towards level 82.
[05/30/24 09:59:31] zuper was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:03:53 from level 52.
[05/30/24 10:59:49] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:23 towards level 83.
[05/30/24 12:08:46] kenyon was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:54:14 from level 88.
[05/30/24 12:11:22] Nysdar spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Nysdar's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/30/24 12:16:51] scornn ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:51:34 from level 67.
[05/30/24 12:44:29] DojShadow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:54:22 towards level 55.
[05/30/24 13:30:56] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:36:32 towards level 86.
[05/30/24 13:49:52] _sh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:13:25 towards level 94.
[05/30/24 14:10:36] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:35:02 towards level 94.
[05/30/24 14:33:33] wowbagger gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:49:34 towards level 66.
[05/30/24 14:43:05] kptr was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:27:16 towards level 87.
[05/30/24 15:31:44] d4n13L found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:10:51 towards level 82.
[05/30/24 17:32:35] Kurenai was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:21:19 from level 78.
[05/30/24 18:38:48] BlueJay bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:11 towards level 60.
[05/30/24 18:55:50] hiod burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! hiod's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/30/24 19:49:07] Reilly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:30:11 towards level 67.
[05/30/24 20:25:52] HollowWasp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:54:10 from level 56.
[05/30/24 21:00:52] TimWolla got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:24:10 from level 94.
[05/30/24 21:57:23] rawgreaze was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:54:20 towards level 79.
[05/30/24 22:03:40] idleneutral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:18:50 towards level 73.
[05/30/24 22:16:31] "\@_ ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:27:57 from level 87.
[05/30/24 22:27:13] idleneutral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:02:03 towards level 73.
[05/30/24 22:51:46] heisenbug has dealt Reilly a Critical Strike! 8 days, 21:05:46 is added to Reilly's clock.
[05/30/24 23:00:54] Xenthys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:50:24 towards level 66.
[05/30/24 23:11:09] CrashOverride was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:00:34 towards level 84.
[05/30/24 23:26:15] Gorek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:09 towards level 88.
[05/31/24 01:12:28] Theleveler was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:47:25 from level 87.
[05/31/24 01:42:39] catte was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:34 towards level 50.
[05/31/24 02:53:57] GRIZZLYMAN got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:40:09 towards level 67.
[05/31/24 03:08:49] brycec ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:57:01 from level 80.
[05/31/24 03:14:45] Pinkman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:16:17 towards level 83.
[05/31/24 03:43:00] idlegood got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:19:32 from level 78.
[05/31/24 04:47:38] MELOONi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:58:22 towards level 82.
[05/31/24 05:03:27] Tabmow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:18:31 towards level 77.
[05/31/24 05:12:41] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:35:59 towards level 94.
[05/31/24 05:26:05] Techman fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:33:15 from level 91.
[05/31/24 05:50:35] aqsd ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:06:15 from level 84.
[05/31/24 06:20:33] SirBummelz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 12:05:48 towards level 70.
[05/31/24 07:31:21] pyre had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:33:46 towards level 89.
[05/31/24 07:52:35] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:38:40 towards level 89.
[05/31/24 08:12:01] helmi77 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:18 towards level 38.
[05/31/24 09:15:37] V tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:26:19 towards level 88.
[05/31/24 09:36:13] Theleveler reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Theleveler's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/24 10:11:16] Xenthys's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Xenthys's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/24 10:16:35] scumola was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:37:49 from level 83.
[05/31/24 10:36:25] Crazycatlady caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:25:42 towards level 88.
[05/31/24 11:02:29] TimWolla was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:34:54 from level 94.
[05/31/24 12:06:45] eising ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:55:29 from level 87.
[05/31/24 12:34:25] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:01:53 towards level 95.
[05/31/24 12:39:23] caeli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:44:06 towards level 90.
[05/31/24 13:06:39] gideonstar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:21:53 from level 63.
[05/31/24 13:26:02] Nysdar slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Nysdar's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/31/24 14:28:50] BastelBot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:03:41 towards level 89.
[05/31/24 14:57:21] ChowderKeg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:35:15 from level 89.
[05/31/24 15:38:22] yang has dealt csc2ya a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:47:20 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[05/31/24 15:50:37] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:03:51 towards level 84.
[05/31/24 16:57:10] h00k reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! h00k's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/24 17:37:50] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:05:50 towards level 60.
[05/31/24 18:16:03] xbill was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:23:57 from level 87.
[05/31/24 18:21:53] csc2ya was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:14 towards level 65.
[05/31/24 19:06:30] fstrelok gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:06 towards level 68.
[05/31/24 19:38:31] bobvador tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:56 towards level 82.
[05/31/24 19:53:16] Techman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:52:49 towards level 91.
[05/31/24 20:00:06] Gorek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:38:04 towards level 88.
[05/31/24 20:01:55] kptr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:20 towards level 87.
[05/31/24 20:32:09] washclof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:43:22 towards level 95.
[05/31/24 21:16:15] StalkR bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:19 towards level 86.
[05/31/24 21:33:38] ToHellWithGA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:11:44 towards level 90.
[05/31/24 21:53:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Reilly's tunic! Reilly's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/31/24 22:45:01] Drkmirror hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:26:47 towards level 52.
[06/01/24 00:10:48] EddieT137 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:37 towards level 80.
[06/01/24 00:38:52] buzel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:25:16 towards level 87.
[06/01/24 01:21:33] gegenschein was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:27:07 towards level 81.
[06/01/24 02:01:54] Kachin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:06 towards level 78.
[06/01/24 02:19:17] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:51:47 towards level 83.
[06/01/24 03:58:21] catte was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:28 towards level 50.
[06/01/24 05:13:56] ChowderKeg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:16:24 towards level 89.
[06/01/24 05:28:09] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:05 towards level 77.
[06/01/24 05:35:13] ToHellWithGA was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 10:21:59 from level 90.
[06/01/24 05:45:43] happymeal's charm ate a bolt of lightning! happymeal's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/01/24 05:46:50] wille was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:39:38 towards level 64.
[06/01/24 05:53:58] soltys was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:58:33 from level 92.
[06/01/24 06:44:14] Omega was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:30:54 towards level 80.
[06/01/24 07:20:38] hiod ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:30:36 from level 50.
[06/01/24 08:00:21] dwfreed has dealt DojShadow a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:59:14 is added to DojShadow's clock.
[06/01/24 08:05:19] OobSaco tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:42 towards level 60.
[06/01/24 08:08:29] gusto was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:03 towards level 74.
[06/01/24 10:24:50] Kritzefitz slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Kritzefitz's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/01/24 10:46:08] TimeWarp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:03:05 towards level 77.
[06/01/24 12:06:14] Dex was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:23:36 from level 56.
[06/01/24 12:45:03] hax404 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:52:03 from level 84.
[06/01/24 13:10:26] gusto was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:23:35 towards level 74.
[06/01/24 13:59:20] happymeal found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:53:57 towards level 61.
[06/01/24 15:04:34] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:23:45 towards level 94.
[06/01/24 15:58:19] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:24:11 towards level 95.
[06/01/24 16:38:59] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:02:54 towards level 86.
[06/01/24 18:22:33] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:01:30 towards level 88.
[06/01/24 19:06:03] tomhek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:56 towards level 87.
[06/01/24 19:12:10] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:50:19 towards level 84.
[06/01/24 19:17:38] damyan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! damyan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/01/24 19:29:29] VonToutCourt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:25:04 towards level 88.
[06/01/24 20:17:18] dyvonna had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:36 towards level 83.
[06/01/24 20:45:40] el was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:29:49 towards level 86.
[06/01/24 22:28:43] Tenorman was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:16:06 from level 78.
[06/01/24 23:44:57] medivh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:38:56 towards level 56.
[06/02/24 00:11:06] jra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:00:42 towards level 50.
[06/02/24 00:58:00] nya tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:43:07 towards level 85.
[06/02/24 01:01:25] Dex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:41:34 towards level 56.
[06/02/24 01:22:39] soltys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:09:57 towards level 92.
[06/02/24 02:02:31] alephnull was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:02 towards level 66.
[06/02/24 02:05:41] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:36:57 towards level 87.
[06/02/24 02:18:47] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:14 towards level 86.
[06/02/24 02:28:50] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:24:02 towards level 78.
[06/02/24 02:50:34] Gorek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:47:21 from level 88.
[06/02/24 03:34:50] Jens was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:35:05 from level 78.
[06/02/24 03:53:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on pastly's tunic! pastly's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/02/24 03:55:01] zuper got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:11:22 from level 52.
[06/02/24 03:55:56] ahmubashshir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:40 towards level 72.
[06/02/24 04:48:55] kinus was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:18:52 from level 82.
[06/02/24 05:16:01] dbx12 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:52:33 from level 70.
[06/02/24 06:04:49] Reilly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:59:18 towards level 67.
[06/02/24 06:31:22] vectr0n was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:10:11 towards level 72.
[06/02/24 06:38:50] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:05:11 towards level 78.
[06/02/24 06:48:03] _sh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 23:48:29 towards level 94.
[06/02/24 07:35:59] vectr0n was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:37:07 towards level 72.
[06/02/24 08:18:00] Cirdan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:26:03 towards level 89.
[06/02/24 08:37:44] idlegood discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:20:01 towards level 78.
[06/02/24 09:42:50] hiod burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! hiod's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/02/24 10:17:13] spex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:37:32 towards level 87.
[06/02/24 10:27:42] Acolarh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:40:05 towards level 86.
[06/02/24 11:01:55] jra was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:41:37 from level 50.
[06/02/24 11:55:13] VSquad got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:40 towards level 48.
[06/02/24 12:19:19] Aksej caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:44:24 towards level 81.
[06/02/24 13:17:44] yang walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:20:17 from level 57.
[06/02/24 13:35:59] Kritzefitz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:24:54 towards level 84.
[06/02/24 14:23:36] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:19 towards level 76.
[06/02/24 16:28:51] aqsd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:14:07 towards level 84.
[06/02/24 16:51:47] pastly burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pastly's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/02/24 17:23:38] freeboson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:35:43 towards level 85.
[06/02/24 17:24:59] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:20 towards level 85.
[06/02/24 18:21:24] caeli found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:59:57 towards level 90.
[06/02/24 18:43:29] VSquad found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:49 towards level 48.
[06/02/24 19:02:49] drahthaar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:57:55 towards level 94.
[06/02/24 23:29:10] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:07:22 towards level 83.
[06/03/24 00:15:01] canton7 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:05 towards level 81.
[06/03/24 00:37:55] t3chn0 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:54 towards level 85.
[06/03/24 01:20:46] "\@_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:04 towards level 87.
[06/03/24 01:54:39] thornrag's charm ate a bolt of lightning! thornrag's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/03/24 02:11:46] signofzeta reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! signofzeta's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/03/24 02:32:03] jra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:30 towards level 50.
[06/03/24 02:39:11] Forud was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:47:17 from level 86.
[06/03/24 03:01:33] medivh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:43 towards level 56.
[06/03/24 03:17:14] sky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:43:19 towards level 87.
[06/03/24 04:12:44] zuper tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:32 towards level 52.
[06/03/24 04:44:58] SirNeo ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:29:18 from level 69.
[06/03/24 04:52:54] solarsparq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:24:58 towards level 74.
[06/03/24 05:04:13] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:29 towards level 78.
[06/03/24 05:51:46] bg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:15 towards level 87.
[06/03/24 06:09:39] VSquad got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:22 towards level 48.
[06/03/24 06:11:57] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:13:27 towards level 78.
[06/03/24 07:01:06] Kody tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:21:29 towards level 59.
[06/03/24 07:15:43] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:01:51 towards level 81.
[06/03/24 07:33:08] hiod was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:13:38 from level 50.
[06/03/24 08:18:19] "\@_ met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:59:47 from level 87.
[06/03/24 13:20:08] tomhek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:31:15 towards level 87.
[06/03/24 14:14:50] JigmeDatse was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:57:06 towards level 68.
[06/03/24 14:48:32] Crazycatlady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:52:54 towards level 88.
[06/03/24 15:07:44] tsr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:05:40 towards level 84.
[06/03/24 15:24:56] allo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:06 towards level 88.
[06/03/24 15:33:49] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:17:18 towards level 93.
[06/03/24 16:06:58] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:16:37 towards level 95.
[06/03/24 16:29:10] Ecko was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:44:08 towards level 81.
[06/03/24 17:39:43] Crazycatlady has dealt Theleveler a Critical Strike! 8 days, 21:33:07 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[06/03/24 20:07:25] Pricey discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:07:51 towards level 71.
[06/03/24 20:48:11] IFireflyl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:09:23 towards level 64.
[06/03/24 21:02:08] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:13:36 towards level 93.
[06/03/24 22:12:00] popey was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:53:38 from level 61.
[06/03/24 23:26:49] muirrum found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:38:54 towards level 65.
[06/03/24 23:28:29] Acolarh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:23:12 towards level 86.
[06/04/24 00:43:35] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:19:32 towards level 94.
[06/04/24 00:46:05] eising had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:30:28 towards level 88.
[06/04/24 01:04:34] GilbertErik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:32:10 towards level 74.
[06/04/24 03:26:46] Puff found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:55:32 towards level 83.
[06/04/24 03:39:47] GilbertErik walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:39:36 from level 74.
[06/04/24 03:43:09] pfoley slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pfoley's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/04/24 03:50:44] kadotux discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:40 towards level 16.
[06/04/24 06:47:28] Celediel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:06:43 from level 62.
[06/04/24 06:47:34] V had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:23 towards level 88.
[06/04/24 06:49:32] yano was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:25:34 from level 88.
[06/04/24 06:53:17] h00k was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:28:38 towards level 62.
[06/04/24 07:04:17] csc2ya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:26:42 towards level 66.
[06/04/24 07:25:08] Kurenai bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:11:06 towards level 78.
[06/04/24 08:01:20] style discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:39:21 towards level 75.
[06/04/24 11:00:28] StalkR was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:42 towards level 86.
[06/04/24 11:06:21] TheSilentLink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:00:51 towards level 77.
[06/04/24 11:22:34] caeli found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:37:57 towards level 90.
[06/04/24 11:30:49] bsleep was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:48:24 from level 84.
[06/04/24 12:17:30] Tabmow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:57:28 from level 77.
[06/04/24 12:18:13] sc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:04:49 towards level 94.
[06/04/24 12:35:29] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:32:50 towards level 86.
[06/04/24 12:41:54] fork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:14 towards level 54.
[06/04/24 12:51:30] idleevil got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:47 from level 77.
[06/04/24 13:52:12] _sh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:07:27 towards level 94.
[06/04/24 13:58:07] Techman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:10:53 towards level 91.
[06/04/24 14:43:16] Reilly fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:46:09 from level 67.
[06/04/24 14:45:26] laama was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:31:58 towards level 86.
[06/04/24 14:47:59] style was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:21:43 towards level 75.
[06/04/24 14:50:45] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:59 towards level 90.
[06/04/24 15:01:53] KindOne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:21:31 towards level 77.
[06/04/24 15:09:39] buzel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:43 towards level 87.
[06/04/24 16:41:21] canton7 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:39:35 from level 81.
[06/04/24 16:46:43] scornn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:11:33 towards level 67.
[06/04/24 17:41:46] Drkmirror found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:16:05 towards level 52.
[06/04/24 17:56:20] RussellB slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! RussellB's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/04/24 19:55:08] brycec was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:27 towards level 80.
[06/04/24 19:58:12] gideonstar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:11:33 towards level 63.
[06/04/24 20:31:11] Kurenai tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:42:13 towards level 78.
[06/04/24 20:59:33] soltys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:09:23 towards level 92.
[06/04/24 21:07:54] Reilly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:44:37 towards level 67.
[06/04/24 21:10:31] washclof was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:29:46 towards level 95.
[06/04/24 21:52:00] Tenorman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Tenorman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/04/24 22:24:11] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:50:25 towards level 92.
[06/04/24 23:44:35] gendish caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:15:08 towards level 60.
[06/05/24 00:20:03] EddieT137 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:17:16 towards level 80.
[06/05/24 00:31:30] idlegood was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:18:42 towards level 78.
[06/05/24 00:55:44] scornn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:52:51 towards level 67.
[06/05/24 01:10:24] medivh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:05 towards level 56.
[06/05/24 01:27:44] Zed_Spiker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:51:07 towards level 61.
[06/05/24 01:44:42] shikhin met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:20:23 from level 91.
[06/05/24 01:53:18] ToHellWithGA walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:58:50 from level 90.
[06/05/24 02:36:37] Zed_Spiker ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:15:36 from level 61.
[06/05/24 04:35:22] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:16 towards level 83.
[06/05/24 05:42:25] caeli found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:36:44 towards level 90.
[06/05/24 06:48:54] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:51:52 towards level 76.
[06/05/24 07:08:56] zuper was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:20 towards level 52.
[06/05/24 07:34:44] Sario got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:44:24 from level 73.
[06/05/24 07:35:36] DontEvenPeek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:53 towards level 70.
[06/05/24 07:52:15] Pricey was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:58:26 from level 71.
[06/05/24 08:42:03] xbill was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:48:39 towards level 87.
[06/05/24 09:21:57] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:41:55 towards level 65.
[06/05/24 10:09:39] unicron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:26:58 towards level 74.
[06/05/24 10:20:25] kenyon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:54:32 from level 88.
[06/05/24 10:41:27] The local wizard imbued Ungoliant's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Ungoliant's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/24 11:09:48] SirNeo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:01:56 from level 69.
[06/05/24 11:19:33] h00k's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! h00k's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/24 11:45:05] Kody was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:52:18 from level 59.
[06/05/24 11:47:54] Ecko's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Ecko's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/05/24 12:22:03] Gorek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:25:21 towards level 88.
[06/05/24 12:38:37] buzel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:35:11 towards level 87.
[06/05/24 13:29:06] hugga tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:49:55 towards level 73.
[06/05/24 13:41:51] Cirdan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:13:35 towards level 89.
[06/05/24 15:24:28] h00k was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:24:35 towards level 62.
[06/05/24 15:43:29] caeli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:33:42 towards level 90.
[06/05/24 15:53:36] Minus has dealt vectr0n a Critical Strike! 4 days, 12:34:22 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[06/05/24 16:00:04] hdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:03:20 towards level 94.
[06/05/24 17:40:39] zuper tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:39 towards level 52.
[06/05/24 17:45:34] Daikojun discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:27:12 towards level 66.
[06/05/24 18:02:36] Garg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:15:44 towards level 63.
[06/05/24 18:27:34] freeboson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:23:41 towards level 85.
[06/05/24 19:04:17] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:32:05 towards level 85.
[06/05/24 19:17:27] gradator was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:40:20 from level 88.
[06/05/24 19:20:27] wille tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:01:59 towards level 64.
[06/05/24 19:25:53] zuper got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:34 towards level 52.
[06/05/24 20:56:53] MELOONi slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! MELOONi's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/05/24 21:10:43] "\@_ has dealt spex a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:19:14 is added to spex's clock.
[06/05/24 21:24:32] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:04:50 towards level 78.
[06/05/24 22:06:23] gendish got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:07:48 towards level 60.
[06/05/24 23:12:44] Silvanus_Betrium caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:26:55 towards level 77.
[06/05/24 23:26:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on xbill's tunic! xbill's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/24 00:09:34] DontEvenPeek has dealt dwfreed a Critical Strike! 9 days, 06:39:42 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[06/06/24 00:52:31] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:59 towards level 83.
[06/06/24 01:05:01] tass discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:56:51 towards level 64.
[06/06/24 01:19:19] The local wizard imbued io's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! io's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/24 01:26:09] IFireflyl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:27:29 towards level 64.
[06/06/24 02:05:24] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:40 towards level 81.
[06/06/24 02:15:26] Ancalagon met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:24:19 from level 67.
[06/06/24 02:33:58] pfoley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:18:47 towards level 80.
[06/06/24 03:30:32] buzel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:17:17 towards level 87.
[06/06/24 03:40:03] hugga was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:54:28 from level 73.
[06/06/24 03:40:24] laama's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! laama's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/24 04:01:02] \dev\ice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:44:14 towards level 73.
[06/06/24 04:08:43] nya got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:24 towards level 85.
[06/06/24 05:22:37] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:16:20 towards level 87.
[06/06/24 05:55:19] CrashOverride got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:06:35 from level 84.
[06/06/24 06:58:40] Ancalagon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:23 towards level 67.
[06/06/24 07:30:07] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:48:13 towards level 87.
[06/06/24 08:39:18] kinus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:37:17 towards level 82.
[06/06/24 09:49:57] alexlehm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:07 towards level 68.
[06/06/24 10:31:10] Gangsterish bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:05:36 towards level 64.
[06/06/24 11:51:47] yano hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:32:10 towards level 88.
[06/06/24 13:38:09] muirrum reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! muirrum's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/24 14:23:33] "\@_ ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:30:42 from level 88.
[06/06/24 14:49:47] scornn found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:04:41 towards level 67.
[06/06/24 15:07:03] Omega's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Omega's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/24 15:10:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yNos's tunic! yNos's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/06/24 15:23:29] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:03:34 towards level 78.
[06/06/24 15:40:03] scumola found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 04:55:16 towards level 83.
[06/06/24 15:59:08] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 18:30:56 towards level 78.
[06/06/24 16:06:07] idleneutral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:35:15 towards level 73.
[06/06/24 16:48:49] pfoley was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:02:39 from level 80.
[06/06/24 17:58:43] bsleep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:09:06 towards level 84.
[06/06/24 18:41:31] Theleveler was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:54 towards level 87.
[06/06/24 19:39:10] hiod ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:00 from level 50.
[06/06/24 19:59:48] alexlehm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:35 towards level 68.
[06/06/24 21:22:30] idleneutral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:33:40 towards level 73.
[06/06/24 22:39:14] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:50:57 towards level 84.
[06/06/24 23:19:17] Zed_Spiker was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:34:59 from level 61.
[06/07/24 00:47:48] ialokin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:13 towards level 28.
[06/07/24 02:53:09] bobvador reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bobvador's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/24 03:31:31] eising was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:11:21 from level 88.
[06/07/24 04:18:43] idleneutral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:48:05 towards level 73.
[06/07/24 04:34:50] ialokin has dealt gusto a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:54:56 is added to gusto's clock.
[06/07/24 05:25:29] Cirdan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:41:28 towards level 89.
[06/07/24 05:25:41] jra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:33 towards level 50.
[06/07/24 05:57:17] kevkev ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:15:24 from level 59.
[06/07/24 07:11:48] xbill was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:38:55 towards level 87.
[06/07/24 07:46:18] yNos hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:00:37 towards level 83.
[06/07/24 07:57:45] jra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:32 towards level 50.
[06/07/24 08:42:04] Zed_Spiker got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:38:33 towards level 61.
[06/07/24 08:47:29] Soulwhisper was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:58:19 from level 56.
[06/07/24 09:08:56] pyre ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:22:44 from level 89.
[06/07/24 09:28:17] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:52:13 towards level 87.
[06/07/24 09:40:30] allo ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:26:31 from level 88.
[06/07/24 09:45:37] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:14:57 towards level 76.
[06/07/24 10:06:53] Kritzefitz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:50:19 towards level 84.
[06/07/24 10:09:45] Lord255 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:12:08 towards level 90.
[06/07/24 10:23:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dyvonna's tunic! dyvonna's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/07/24 10:56:17] aqsd was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 12:48:13 from level 84.
[06/07/24 11:20:21] Ecko gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:34 towards level 81.
[06/07/24 11:37:04] zifnab06 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:08:53 towards level 81.
[06/07/24 12:48:45] Kurenai was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:52:36 from level 78.
[06/07/24 14:02:25] gusto bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:32 towards level 74.
[06/07/24 14:07:20] gegenschein caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:01:46 towards level 81.
[06/07/24 14:37:21] Zed_Spiker found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:37:41 towards level 61.
[06/07/24 14:44:51] zuper has dealt malat a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:28:49 is added to malat's clock.
[06/07/24 15:23:10] gideonstar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:01:30 from level 63.
[06/07/24 15:24:10] solarsparq found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:24:32 towards level 74.
[06/07/24 15:29:09] EddieT137 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:46 towards level 80.
[06/07/24 16:52:26] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:11 towards level 86.
[06/07/24 17:10:31] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:56:36 towards level 86.
[06/07/24 17:53:16] Ungoliant gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:05:54 towards level 78.
[06/07/24 18:32:31] MetaNova was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:43:33 towards level 84.
[06/07/24 19:25:59] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:57 towards level 87.
[06/07/24 20:01:50] SirNeo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:31:58 from level 69.
[06/07/24 20:13:30] Notir was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:38:47 from level 81.
[06/07/24 21:09:14] V's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! V's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/07/24 21:22:00] alephnull was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:28:54 towards level 67.
[06/07/24 21:45:10] freeboson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:01:34 towards level 85.
[06/07/24 23:12:20] DojShadow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:50 towards level 55.
[06/07/24 23:59:54] Wolf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:15:18 towards level 90.
[06/08/24 00:44:37] brycec caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:35:46 towards level 80.
[06/08/24 00:48:32] HeavyPodda got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:30 from level 86.
[06/08/24 02:45:20] yang was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:47 towards level 57.
[06/08/24 03:35:31] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:52:39 towards level 87.
[06/08/24 03:48:47] ahmubashshir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:33:15 towards level 73.
[06/08/24 04:31:55] dodecahedron was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:53:47 towards level 60.
[06/08/24 05:31:12] \dev\ice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:49:36 towards level 73.
[06/08/24 05:48:47] Kachin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:09:51 towards level 78.
[06/08/24 06:48:10] misha had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:37 towards level 93.
[06/08/24 06:54:57] hugga slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hugga's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/08/24 07:09:01] ChowderKeg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:46:25 from level 89.
[06/08/24 07:33:29] laama's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! laama's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/24 07:46:26] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:11:30 towards level 77.
[06/08/24 08:07:59] Kody found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:10:06 towards level 59.
[06/08/24 08:34:34] cornfeedhobo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:21:58 towards level 74.
[06/08/24 09:45:54] MELOONi has dealt Lnk a Critical Strike! 14 days, 01:03:25 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/08/24 10:07:06] V has dealt zifnab06 a Critical Strike! 4 days, 00:47:02 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[06/08/24 10:48:04] medivh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:28 towards level 56.
[06/08/24 10:54:24] t3chn0 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:26:00 from level 85.
[06/08/24 11:01:38] Lord255 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:58:06 towards level 90.
[06/08/24 12:03:01] Kachin ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:49:33 from level 78.
[06/08/24 12:09:53] popey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:37:02 towards level 61.
[06/08/24 13:28:13] fork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:48:09 from level 55.
[06/08/24 13:54:38] thornrag was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:39:38 from level 82.
[06/08/24 14:30:15] Xenthys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:13:56 towards level 67.
[06/08/24 14:34:49] d4n13L was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:23:30 towards level 82.
[06/08/24 14:35:50] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:06 towards level 87.
[06/08/24 15:01:48] idlegood tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:55:06 towards level 78.
[06/08/24 15:37:35] h00k has dealt Soulwhisper a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:46:48 is added to Soulwhisper's clock.
[06/08/24 16:30:25] kadotux found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:19 towards level 31.
[06/08/24 16:43:56] MELOONi hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:49:37 towards level 82.
[06/08/24 16:48:37] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:13:01 towards level 76.
[06/08/24 16:59:42] medivh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:47:38 from level 56.
[06/08/24 17:04:46] MELOONi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:14:05 towards level 82.
[06/08/24 17:19:37] sc's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! sc's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/08/24 17:56:20] KyloRen was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:35:56 towards level 61.
[06/08/24 17:57:35] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:16:21 towards level 76.
[06/08/24 19:23:05] gradator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:43:18 towards level 88.
[06/08/24 19:33:22] kadotux has dealt tass a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:20:55 is added to tass's clock.
[06/08/24 20:04:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cadfael's tunic! cadfael's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/08/24 20:15:03] Ancalagon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:13 towards level 67.
[06/08/24 20:30:49] IFireflyl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:15:21 towards level 64.
[06/08/24 21:01:33] Paganel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:49:36 towards level 83.
[06/08/24 21:04:01] SirBummelz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 11:52:17 towards level 70.
[06/08/24 21:59:50] Ancalagon ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:23:28 from level 67.
[06/08/24 22:26:12] ahmubashshir burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ahmubashshir's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/08/24 22:35:30] kevkev gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:39 towards level 59.
[06/08/24 23:25:43] zifnab06 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:59:29 towards level 81.
[06/08/24 23:34:10] sc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:00:32 towards level 94.
[06/08/24 23:48:43] ZOTTA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:50:17 towards level 82.
[06/09/24 00:30:10] CrashOverride met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:49:31 from level 84.
[06/09/24 00:45:24] buzel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:50 towards level 87.
[06/09/24 01:14:39] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:08:46 towards level 81.
[06/09/24 01:19:20] drahthaar was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:28:42 from level 94.
[06/09/24 01:31:41] bsleep was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:36:38 from level 84.
[06/09/24 02:18:26] pfoley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:37:42 towards level 80.
[06/09/24 02:28:07] nawcom got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:54:51 from level 84.
[06/09/24 03:47:19] anarcat has dealt GRIZZLYMAN a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:53:58 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[06/09/24 04:55:38] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:29:40 towards level 74.
[06/09/24 05:15:48] damyan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:56:56 from level 82.
[06/09/24 05:20:55] vegadark was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:12 towards level 92.
[06/09/24 06:17:41] bot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:57 towards level 46.
[06/09/24 07:35:01] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:00:42 towards level 84.
[06/09/24 07:35:49] Ancalagon spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Ancalagon's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/09/24 07:54:52] gildarts found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:24:03 towards level 81.
[06/09/24 08:06:23] d4n13L was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:04:28 from level 82.
[06/09/24 08:30:54] hdm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:45:14 towards level 94.
[06/09/24 10:48:33] kevkev met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:35:09 from level 59.
[06/09/24 12:28:41] ahmubashshir found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:39:32 towards level 73.
[06/09/24 12:57:58] dwfreed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:54:51 towards level 89.
[06/09/24 13:45:57] Tabmow tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:11:34 towards level 77.
[06/09/24 13:54:15] idleevil has dealt laama a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:34:31 is added to laama's clock.
[06/09/24 14:19:04] nawcom was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:55 from level 84.
[06/09/24 14:19:37] yang ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:45:23 from level 57.
[06/09/24 14:59:37] gryphus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:47 towards level 44.
[06/09/24 15:26:47] aqsd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:42:26 towards level 84.
[06/09/24 15:32:09] BastelBot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 14:00:15 towards level 90.
[06/09/24 15:34:31] fork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:47 towards level 55.
[06/09/24 16:39:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on io's tunic! io's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/09/24 16:45:24] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:37:18 towards level 89.
[06/09/24 16:57:55] idleneutral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:20:37 towards level 73.
[06/09/24 17:06:18] BlueJay tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:43:53 towards level 61.
[06/09/24 17:31:37] Nuae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:06:26 towards level 78.
[06/09/24 18:21:48] Mat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:57:34 from level 69.
[06/09/24 18:44:34] Ungoliant got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:22:28 towards level 78.
[06/09/24 19:23:13] Khorne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:46:21 towards level 95.
[06/09/24 19:56:01] medivh has dealt Pinkman a Critical Strike! 4 days, 07:04:35 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[06/09/24 20:12:55] solarsparq ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 11:23:36 from level 74.
[06/09/24 20:19:00] allo has dealt xbill a Critical Strike! 2 days, 20:29:52 is added to xbill's clock.
[06/09/24 20:57:52] pastly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:48:41 towards level 60.
[06/09/24 21:51:01] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:52:25 towards level 88.
[06/09/24 22:31:36] yNos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:11:37 towards level 83.
[06/10/24 00:46:44] Omega gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:36 towards level 80.
[06/10/24 01:11:50] Techman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:01:19 towards level 91.
[06/10/24 03:33:25] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:21:47 towards level 78.
[06/10/24 03:40:36] nya tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:21:42 towards level 86.
[06/10/24 04:52:17] ion hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:19:14 towards level 93.
[06/10/24 05:40:20] cadfael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:43 towards level 81.
[06/10/24 06:03:01] Notir ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 15:13:02 from level 82.
[06/10/24 06:31:29] io discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:51:53 towards level 95.
[06/10/24 06:37:49] fork was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:33:13 towards level 55.
[06/10/24 06:38:46] _sh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:54:26 towards level 94.
[06/10/24 06:58:25] Techman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:03:22 towards level 91.
[06/10/24 07:11:20] Celediel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:22 towards level 62.
[06/10/24 07:27:13] kenyon met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:53:32 from level 88.
[06/10/24 07:27:52] fork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:25 towards level 55.
[06/10/24 09:36:18] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:21 towards level 87.
[06/10/24 10:20:32] The local wizard imbued Ecko's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Ecko's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/24 10:49:16] Crazycatlady fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:05:49 from level 88.
[06/10/24 12:10:52] sky was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:58:52 from level 88.
[06/10/24 12:15:15] \dev\ice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:24:18 towards level 73.
[06/10/24 12:52:28] Ecko tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:12:53 towards level 82.
[06/10/24 13:02:16] Dex slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Dex's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/10/24 13:04:07] jacob1 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:47:41 from level 93.
[06/10/24 13:38:07] medivh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:06 towards level 57.
[06/10/24 13:43:38] Tenorman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:47:27 towards level 78.
[06/10/24 13:55:47] tswsl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:16:38 towards level 87.
[06/10/24 15:41:33] washclof was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:59 from level 95.
[06/10/24 16:06:49] malat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:51 towards level 43.
[06/10/24 16:41:53] blobdog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:14 towards level 62.
[06/10/24 16:50:46] Zed_Spiker bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:24:05 towards level 61.
[06/10/24 16:59:25] nya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:27:13 towards level 86.
[06/10/24 17:01:50] freeboson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:05:35 towards level 85.
[06/10/24 17:29:30] popey caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:29 towards level 61.
[06/10/24 19:04:25] CodeGeek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:34:48 from level 87.
[06/10/24 19:17:14] ukleinek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:55:25 towards level 86.
[06/10/24 19:36:08] The local wizard imbued dbx12's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dbx12's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/24 19:52:54] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:47:13 towards level 82.
[06/10/24 20:17:38] yang was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:20:15 from level 57.
[06/10/24 20:27:34] Ungoliant reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ungoliant's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/10/24 20:53:39] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:19 towards level 93.
[06/10/24 20:59:52] tmberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:38:07 towards level 78.
[06/10/24 21:19:00] Tabmow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:56:37 towards level 77.
[06/10/24 21:58:18] Asara found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:39:12 towards level 87.
[06/10/24 22:08:33] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:24:57 towards level 86.
[06/10/24 22:11:25] Affliction walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:11:00 from level 86.
[06/10/24 22:26:03] misha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:54:14 towards level 93.
[06/10/24 22:42:23] nawcom caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:57:08 towards level 85.
[06/10/24 23:31:47] Kody found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:42 towards level 59.
[06/11/24 00:24:08] washclof found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:38 towards level 95.
[06/11/24 00:51:10] alephnull got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:27:30 towards level 67.
[06/11/24 01:53:46] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:20 towards level 95.
[06/11/24 02:34:18] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 17:18:08 towards level 96.
[06/11/24 02:39:28] RussellB was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:23:01 from level 86.
[06/11/24 03:52:27] Xenthys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:41:13 towards level 67.
[06/11/24 04:07:07] zuper was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:13:21 towards level 53.
[06/11/24 04:20:19] yNos had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:25:06 towards level 83.
[06/11/24 04:24:35] xbill found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:05:20 towards level 87.
[06/11/24 04:28:15] shikhin was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:22:12 from level 91.
[06/11/24 04:35:14] Wam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:14:49 towards level 80.
[06/11/24 04:36:50] gendish tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:36:43 towards level 60.
[06/11/24 04:42:36] MELOONi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:53 towards level 82.
[06/11/24 04:59:01] BlueJay burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! BlueJay's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/11/24 05:31:39] KyloRen discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:54:18 towards level 61.
[06/11/24 05:34:28] HollowWasp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:42:14 towards level 56.
[06/11/24 05:42:18] Jens got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:47:30 from level 78.
[06/11/24 06:35:47] BlueJay gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:47:08 towards level 61.
[06/11/24 06:41:01] nathan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:32:33 from level 63.
[06/11/24 06:50:54] xbill was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:35:29 from level 87.
[06/11/24 07:19:34] dodecahedron was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:11:47 from level 60.
[06/11/24 07:50:47] aqsd was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:17:02 from level 84.
[06/11/24 08:59:11] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:08:54 towards level 78.
[06/11/24 09:11:04] Nuae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:05:57 towards level 78.
[06/11/24 09:51:39] sky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:45:07 towards level 88.
[06/11/24 10:03:25] Paganel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:00:34 towards level 83.
[06/11/24 10:19:25] popey's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! popey's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/11/24 10:30:40] gegenschein was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:47:09 from level 81.
[06/11/24 10:39:15] Tangles got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:42:41 from level 83.
[06/11/24 10:52:15] rawgreaze has dealt gusto a Critical Strike! 11 days, 08:07:14 is added to gusto's clock.
[06/11/24 10:57:53] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:16 towards level 93.
[06/11/24 11:33:42] sc was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:35:03 from level 94.
[06/11/24 11:34:24] Nysdar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Nysdar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/24 11:48:24] Ungoliant's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ungoliant's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/11/24 12:32:49] jaxson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:25:47 from level 77.
[06/11/24 12:43:07] kevkev was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:48:43 from level 59.
[06/11/24 13:18:43] Thorael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 22:59:58 towards level 84.
[06/11/24 13:22:32] CodeGeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:30:40 towards level 87.
[06/11/24 14:27:47] alexlehm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:54:25 towards level 69.
[06/11/24 14:40:54] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:28:05 towards level 81.
[06/11/24 15:20:16] CrashOverride gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:59 towards level 84.
[06/11/24 15:44:34] tsr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:44:54 from level 85.
[06/11/24 17:28:16] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:26:22 towards level 77.
[06/11/24 17:40:01] Nysdar spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Nysdar's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/11/24 17:54:00] RussellB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:34 towards level 86.
[06/11/24 18:11:39] Daikojun walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:16:18 from level 66.
[06/11/24 19:40:15] Silvanus_Betrium ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:22:46 from level 77.
[06/11/24 19:42:30] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:42:18 towards level 84.
[06/11/24 19:52:03] tass was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:30 towards level 64.
[06/11/24 21:47:15] Thorael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:25:07 towards level 84.
[06/11/24 21:55:41] HollowWasp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:18:15 towards level 56.
[06/11/24 22:05:22] gryphus got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:54:04 from level 45.
[06/11/24 22:10:33] TheSilentLink has dealt pfoley a Critical Strike! 4 days, 15:00:22 is added to pfoley's clock.
[06/11/24 22:52:08] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:42 towards level 90.
[06/11/24 23:08:00] IFireflyl ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:40:28 from level 64.
[06/11/24 23:30:24] bot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:08 towards level 46.
[06/11/24 23:31:45] TimeWarp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:34:49 from level 77.
[06/12/24 00:48:33] The local wizard imbued h00k's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! h00k's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/24 00:51:30] mordac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:20:25 towards level 86.
[06/12/24 00:56:04] catte found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:06 towards level 51.
[06/12/24 01:17:35] GilbertErik's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! GilbertErik's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/24 01:23:31] Bluedog was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:25:58 from level 82.
[06/12/24 02:13:39] KindOne burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! KindOne's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/24 02:35:44] MadMan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:45 towards level 78.
[06/12/24 03:03:27] Kody fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:36:38 from level 59.
[06/12/24 03:07:10] d4n13L was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:45 towards level 82.
[06/12/24 03:10:16] Tangles tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:52 towards level 83.
[06/12/24 04:09:20] Kayn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:40:08 towards level 56.
[06/12/24 05:12:23] Ancalagon has dealt yang a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:37:14 is added to yang's clock.
[06/12/24 06:32:14] canton7 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:00:00 towards level 82.
[06/12/24 06:43:43] eising was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:04:02 from level 88.
[06/12/24 07:13:30] aqsd discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:27:31 towards level 84.
[06/12/24 07:17:43] Pricey's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Pricey's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/12/24 07:39:13] gendish's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gendish's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/24 07:43:56] nya got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 19:03:56 from level 86.
[06/12/24 08:29:08] Rayke was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:35 towards level 55.
[06/12/24 08:36:21] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:29:53 towards level 87.
[06/12/24 09:00:51] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:47 towards level 88.
[06/12/24 09:16:29] dyvonna was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:08 towards level 83.
[06/12/24 09:20:39] gildarts found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:19:09 towards level 81.
[06/12/24 10:46:48] yano's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! yano's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/24 10:49:06] Tabmow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:36:24 towards level 77.
[06/12/24 11:05:10] wowbagger gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:58:22 towards level 66.
[06/12/24 11:51:28] freeboson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:35 towards level 85.
[06/12/24 11:55:32] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:28:09 towards level 79.
[06/12/24 12:20:24] Thorael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:04:26 towards level 84.
[06/12/24 12:25:13] Nuae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:04:57 towards level 78.
[06/12/24 14:19:19] tass reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tass's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/24 14:34:16] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 18:35:47 towards level 78.
[06/12/24 14:44:28] CornFly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:34 towards level 83.
[06/12/24 16:03:45] pfoley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:57:56 towards level 80.
[06/12/24 16:43:37] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:10:42 towards level 80.
[06/12/24 18:24:14] nathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:13 towards level 63.
[06/12/24 19:43:33] Stevland was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:49:13 towards level 80.
[06/12/24 20:18:35] sam ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:20:04 from level 82.
[06/12/24 20:21:24] jayvee was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:49:27 towards level 82.
[06/12/24 20:37:08] The local wizard imbued \dev\ice's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! \dev\ice's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/12/24 21:15:43] alexlehm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:24:32 towards level 69.
[06/12/24 22:35:42] Acolarh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:49:51 towards level 86.
[06/12/24 22:43:38] Techman fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:08:25 from level 91.
[06/12/24 22:44:51] Mat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:55:40 towards level 69.
[06/12/24 22:58:57] freeboson was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:42:49 from level 85.
[06/13/24 00:37:35] kptr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:04:18 towards level 88.
[06/13/24 02:19:50] nawcom was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:09:23 from level 85.
[06/13/24 02:23:06] gusto found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:40:11 towards level 75.
[06/13/24 02:42:18] pastly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:24:21 towards level 60.
[06/13/24 02:46:00] kadotux was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:47 towards level 36.
[06/13/24 02:49:43] RussellB's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! RussellB's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/24 02:50:58] Drkmirror hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:14 towards level 52.
[06/13/24 03:07:12] solarsparq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:36:29 towards level 74.
[06/13/24 03:33:25] jacquesssss was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:17:22 towards level 57.
[06/13/24 04:07:21] Daikojun gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:39 towards level 66.
[06/13/24 04:16:36] yNos bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:44:06 towards level 83.
[06/13/24 04:40:09] wille tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:12:12 towards level 64.
[06/13/24 04:41:24] Mat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:48:22 from level 69.
[06/13/24 05:23:25] Nuae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:44:25 towards level 78.
[06/13/24 06:02:39] Mat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:47:12 towards level 69.
[06/13/24 06:27:38] Luca gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:17 towards level 59.
[06/13/24 07:31:10] Silvanus_Betrium got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:40:29 towards level 77.
[06/13/24 08:43:40] DrinkyBird ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:48:34 from level 90.
[06/13/24 09:06:37] yano was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:47:48 from level 88.
[06/13/24 09:37:36] tswsl was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:58:50 from level 87.
[06/13/24 10:02:46] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:20:44 towards level 86.
[06/13/24 10:06:37] unicron ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:47:56 from level 74.
[06/13/24 10:28:22] Aksej bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:10:46 towards level 82.
[06/13/24 10:38:24] ion found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:02:39 towards level 93.
[06/13/24 11:39:41] SirNeo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:44:00 towards level 69.
[06/13/24 11:46:28] nathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:18 towards level 63.
[06/13/24 11:55:30] Stevland hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:16:23 towards level 80.
[06/13/24 12:35:57] Gorek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:41:05 towards level 89.
[06/13/24 12:41:28] wowbagger's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! wowbagger's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/24 12:48:23] wowbagger was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:41:57 from level 66.
[06/13/24 13:07:59] Aksej's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Aksej's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/13/24 13:23:12] ukleinek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:39:35 towards level 86.
[06/13/24 13:31:33] Ungoliant was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:23:48 towards level 78.
[06/13/24 13:38:47] yano found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:18:13 towards level 88.
[06/13/24 14:29:35] popey was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:23:57 from level 61.
[06/13/24 14:46:03] muirrum found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:07:15 towards level 66.
[06/13/24 16:20:22] yano's charm ate a bolt of lightning! yano's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/13/24 17:06:18] Omega was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:45 towards level 80.
[06/13/24 17:30:56] apb fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:09:48 from level 86.
[06/13/24 17:52:35] zifnab06 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:54:17 from level 81.
[06/13/24 19:27:24] gendish found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:32:37 towards level 60.
[06/13/24 19:32:35] bookworm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:36:06 from level 81.
[06/13/24 19:38:57] Nysdar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:52:45 towards level 84.
[06/13/24 19:43:41] zuper was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:48:14 towards level 53.
[06/13/24 19:45:33] jayvee caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:50:30 towards level 82.
[06/13/24 19:53:44] Kody got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:49:21 from level 59.
[06/13/24 20:08:10] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:10 towards level 90.
[06/13/24 20:36:17] nawcom had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:24:02 towards level 85.
[06/13/24 20:36:27] Gorek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:03:58 towards level 89.
[06/13/24 21:40:38] unicron found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:17 towards level 74.
[06/13/24 23:00:28] hax404 has dealt Garg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:55:55 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/13/24 23:00:52] SirBummelz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:32:02 towards level 70.
[06/13/24 23:53:01] Nuae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:48:51 towards level 78.
[06/13/24 23:57:53] Tenorman spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Tenorman's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/14/24 00:16:38] CornFly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:00:16 towards level 84.
[06/14/24 00:19:00] Notir was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:08:02 from level 82.
[06/14/24 00:51:32] The local wizard imbued pyre's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pyre's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/24 01:32:52] HollowWasp has dealt Soulwhisper a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:52:24 is added to Soulwhisper's clock.
[06/14/24 02:56:30] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:28:11 towards level 73.
[06/14/24 03:43:14] Kayn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:50 towards level 56.
[06/14/24 04:09:36] StalkR was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:59:58 towards level 87.
[06/14/24 04:14:34] sky was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:08:28 from level 88.
[06/14/24 05:24:20] aqsd was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 01:08:03 from level 84.
[06/14/24 07:06:10] Koffa reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Koffa's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/24 07:55:39] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:31:08 towards level 95.
[06/14/24 08:10:09] heisenbug's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! heisenbug's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/24 08:15:38] Fenrik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 11:05:49 towards level 88.
[06/14/24 08:50:30] CompanionCube found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:36:05 towards level 91.
[06/14/24 09:02:51] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:28:50 towards level 86.
[06/14/24 10:20:53] adamus1red got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:13:36 from level 85.
[06/14/24 10:27:06] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:41:13 towards level 77.
[06/14/24 10:52:40] gideonstar has dealt Carl a Critical Strike! 3 days, 17:01:03 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/14/24 11:08:44] TheSilentLink caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:11:59 towards level 77.
[06/14/24 12:12:11] alephnull was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:38:46 towards level 67.
[06/14/24 12:45:53] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:07:35 towards level 82.
[06/14/24 13:28:24] Bluedog has dealt Drkmirror a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:03:43 is added to Drkmirror's clock.
[06/14/24 13:39:45] Aksej had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:02:15 towards level 82.
[06/14/24 13:45:51] Puff was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 23:25:26 from level 84.
[06/14/24 13:59:52] bsleep slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bsleep's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/14/24 14:06:09] idleneutral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:31:08 towards level 73.
[06/14/24 14:36:03] nathan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:34 towards level 63.
[06/14/24 14:58:31] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:03:51 towards level 82.
[06/14/24 15:05:29] hiod was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:57:51 towards level 52.
[06/14/24 15:35:58] cadfael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:20:35 towards level 82.
[06/14/24 16:55:36] cfjk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:35:53 from level 84.
[06/14/24 16:58:13] Fischmiep's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Fischmiep's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/24 17:42:13] sky has dealt StalkR a Critical Strike! 8 days, 14:08:36 is added to StalkR's clock.
[06/14/24 18:37:29] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:58:10 towards level 86.
[06/14/24 19:05:05] Celediel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:10:46 towards level 63.
[06/14/24 19:17:45] nawcom gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:35:36 towards level 85.
[06/14/24 19:28:27] zuper slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! zuper's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/14/24 19:33:16] MetaNova reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! MetaNova's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/24 19:56:14] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:30 towards level 79.
[06/14/24 20:26:26] h00k discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:27:01 towards level 62.
[06/14/24 20:33:21] Puff reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Puff's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/24 21:11:58] Garg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:06 towards level 63.
[06/14/24 21:20:04] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:32:01 towards level 86.
[06/14/24 21:42:07] malat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:15 towards level 44.
[06/14/24 21:54:11] Pricey spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Pricey's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/14/24 21:57:38] Pinkman's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Pinkman's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/14/24 22:33:55] Koffa was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:05:35 from level 87.
[06/14/24 23:07:57] Ancalagon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:41:18 towards level 67.
[06/14/24 23:56:50] Aksej tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:33:09 towards level 82.
[06/15/24 00:13:55] idleevil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:29:25 towards level 78.
[06/15/24 00:31:53] sam was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:51:19 from level 82.
[06/15/24 02:17:19] OobSaco discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:57 towards level 60.
[06/15/24 02:18:34] yano was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:59:15 from level 88.
[06/15/24 02:53:15] KyloRen was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:24:31 from level 61.
[06/15/24 03:25:04] fork burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! fork's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/24 04:15:35] KyloRen gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:30 towards level 61.
[06/15/24 04:58:02] Ungoliant gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:39:40 towards level 78.
[06/15/24 05:31:30] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:49:55 towards level 95.
[06/15/24 05:54:57] kptr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:42:39 towards level 88.
[06/15/24 06:17:58] alephnull met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:07:03 from level 67.
[06/15/24 06:22:29] h00k tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:22:29 towards level 62.
[06/15/24 06:50:24] Stevland discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:50 towards level 80.
[06/15/24 06:52:30] "\@_ reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! "\@_'s shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/15/24 07:08:41] Minus was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:49:30 from level 79.
[06/15/24 09:44:12] el gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:19:33 towards level 86.
[06/15/24 10:35:55] Kurenai bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:14:05 towards level 78.
[06/15/24 10:46:58] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:49:20 towards level 78.
[06/15/24 11:10:13] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:55:47 towards level 77.
[06/15/24 11:48:05] Drkmirror found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:30 towards level 52.
[06/15/24 12:15:16] CodeGeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:11:59 towards level 87.
[06/15/24 12:18:35] Jens has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 10 days, 04:01:23 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/15/24 13:16:36] Techman was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:45:35 from level 91.
[06/15/24 14:28:43] Kayn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:29 towards level 56.
[06/15/24 14:57:35] washclof was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:01:47 towards level 96.
[06/15/24 15:41:30] VonToutCourt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:41:01 towards level 89.
[06/15/24 15:41:42] aqsd hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 18:48:54 towards level 84.
[06/15/24 16:12:07] pastly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:19 towards level 60.
[06/15/24 16:13:22] Wolf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:40:58 towards level 91.
[06/15/24 16:50:48] popey spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! popey's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/24 17:38:34] Omega discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:52:14 towards level 80.
[06/15/24 17:42:05] sam got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:17:53 from level 82.
[06/15/24 17:42:20] _sh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:39:09 towards level 94.
[06/15/24 18:48:46] caeli has dealt wille a Critical Strike! 3 days, 14:36:07 is added to wille's clock.
[06/15/24 20:13:34] SirNeo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:33 towards level 69.
[06/15/24 22:17:38] gildarts slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! gildarts's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/15/24 22:50:51] mordac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:51:05 towards level 86.
[06/15/24 23:37:28] Drin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:51:39 towards level 80.
[06/15/24 23:38:41] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:40:52 towards level 86.
[06/16/24 00:03:40] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:47:31 towards level 77.
[06/16/24 00:57:13] dbx12 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:49:52 towards level 71.
[06/16/24 01:22:02] scornn met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:56:19 from level 67.
[06/16/24 01:40:40] apb was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:25:49 from level 86.
[06/16/24 01:56:46] CompanionCube was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:04:31 towards level 91.
[06/16/24 02:00:41] solarsparq discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:18:11 towards level 74.
[06/16/24 02:10:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on caeli's tunic! caeli's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/24 02:15:51] Paganel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:45:51 from level 83.
[06/16/24 02:40:35] TheSilentLink gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:11:36 towards level 77.
[06/16/24 02:42:21] Carl was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:19:50 from level 85.
[06/16/24 03:48:14] ialokin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:43:30 towards level 38.
[06/16/24 03:59:26] scornn had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:08 towards level 67.
[06/16/24 04:07:56] cadfael was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:16:40 from level 82.
[06/16/24 04:44:59] xbill got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:13:12 towards level 87.
[06/16/24 06:20:32] \dev\ice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:39 towards level 73.
[06/16/24 06:43:54] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:35:22 towards level 89.
[06/16/24 06:46:33] Malvolio's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Malvolio's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/24 07:05:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ColonelPanic001's tunic! ColonelPanic001's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/24 07:18:21] buzel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 06:57:00 towards level 88.
[06/16/24 07:44:40] misha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:01:53 towards level 94.
[06/16/24 08:32:36] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/24 08:48:25] Asara was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:03:45 from level 87.
[06/16/24 08:53:30] CompanionCube met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:02:28 from level 91.
[06/16/24 08:57:22] MetaNova found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:37 towards level 84.
[06/16/24 09:05:03] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:58:36 towards level 83.
[06/16/24 09:09:22] sc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:53 towards level 94.
[06/16/24 10:55:36] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:38:18 towards level 82.
[06/16/24 11:46:33] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:46:07 towards level 84.
[06/16/24 11:52:01] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:32:45 towards level 81.
[06/16/24 13:25:01] washclof gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:44:54 towards level 96.
[06/16/24 13:31:12] Minus met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:19:31 from level 79.
[06/16/24 13:31:21] Zed_Spiker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:31 towards level 61.
[06/16/24 13:39:53] Kurenai got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:00:57 from level 78.
[06/16/24 13:56:49] Lnk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 23:22:28 from level 96.
[06/16/24 14:13:43] Theleveler's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Theleveler's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/16/24 15:44:06] Puff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:50:25 towards level 84.
[06/16/24 15:47:22] caeli was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:20:15 from level 90.
[06/16/24 16:18:28] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:17 towards level 85.
[06/16/24 17:03:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on RussellB's tunic! RussellB's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/24 17:19:39] GilbertErik was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:58:50 from level 74.
[06/16/24 18:52:01] Wam walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:03:48 from level 80.
[06/16/24 19:08:45] nawcom reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nawcom's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/24 19:38:14] TimeWarp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:55:35 from level 77.
[06/16/24 20:02:34] hugga's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! hugga's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/16/24 21:00:29] Soulwhisper had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:50:31 towards level 56.
[06/16/24 21:09:34] brycec's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! brycec's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/16/24 21:37:07] ChowderKeg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:05:54 towards level 89.
[06/16/24 22:29:54] nya was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:35:28 towards level 86.
[06/16/24 23:28:43] buzel ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:56:23 from level 88.
[06/17/24 00:23:13] soltys met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:29:44 from level 92.
[06/17/24 00:27:32] Paganel was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:40:03 from level 83.
[06/17/24 00:29:38] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:42:35 towards level 77.
[06/17/24 00:32:06] SSLbits bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:21:17 towards level 77.
[06/17/24 02:37:57] allo was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:35:56 from level 89.
[06/17/24 03:07:20] MetaNova ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:05:25 from level 84.
[06/17/24 03:19:11] VonToutCourt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:06:31 towards level 89.
[06/17/24 03:32:12] Aksej was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:52:14 towards level 82.
[06/17/24 04:22:55] The local wizard imbued Puff's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Puff's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/17/24 04:27:45] h00k was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:48:12 from level 62.
[06/17/24 06:39:55] Rayke found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:43:00 towards level 56.
[06/17/24 06:51:22] blobdog found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:43:55 towards level 63.
[06/17/24 07:04:05] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 19:59:59 towards level 86.
[06/17/24 07:35:48] pyre discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:42 towards level 89.
[06/17/24 07:37:31] Khorne walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:38:52 from level 95.
[06/17/24 07:43:09] Nuae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:16:40 towards level 78.
[06/17/24 08:19:56] Fischmiep ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:52:55 from level 52.
[06/17/24 08:36:25] Minus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:12 towards level 79.
[06/17/24 08:37:14] wille ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:36:51 from level 64.
[06/17/24 08:45:47] KindOne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:24 towards level 77.
[06/17/24 09:14:13] Ancalagon has dealt nathan a Critical Strike! 5 days, 16:53:00 is added to nathan's clock.
[06/17/24 09:46:01] Ankhers was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:32:21 towards level 77.
[06/17/24 10:00:44] adamus1red caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:30 towards level 85.
[06/17/24 10:18:37] idleneutral bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:40 towards level 73.
[06/17/24 10:38:54] thatmint bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:30:09 towards level 69.
[06/17/24 11:14:35] el ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:16 from level 86.
[06/17/24 11:50:19] dyvonna has dealt wille a Critical Strike! 3 days, 10:15:52 is added to wille's clock.
[06/17/24 11:58:15] Theleveler caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:23:01 towards level 88.
[06/17/24 12:20:48] GilbertErik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:24:55 towards level 74.
[06/17/24 13:11:41] bg's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! bg's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/17/24 13:47:54] Sario tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:16 towards level 73.
[06/17/24 14:03:08] Sario fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:55:28 from level 73.
[06/17/24 14:48:19] zbe had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:03:36 towards level 95.
[06/17/24 14:49:58] jaxson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:19:11 towards level 77.
[06/17/24 16:09:19] happymeal got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:52:53 from level 61.
[06/17/24 16:15:52] solarsparq was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:38:51 from level 74.
[06/17/24 16:45:17] RussellB was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:59 from level 86.
[06/17/24 17:21:06] wowbagger was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:39:15 towards level 66.
[06/17/24 17:25:07] laama had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:16:56 towards level 87.
[06/17/24 18:02:20] Thorael had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:01:33 towards level 84.
[06/17/24 19:20:13] dodecahedron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:43:27 towards level 60.
[06/17/24 20:55:47] alexlehm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:12:54 towards level 69.
[06/17/24 21:00:25] catte tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:16:01 towards level 52.
[06/17/24 21:06:06] Puff tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:38:31 towards level 84.
[06/17/24 21:23:57] Drkmirror walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:04 from level 52.
[06/17/24 21:40:14] adamus1red had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:27 towards level 85.
[06/17/24 21:45:48] popey's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! popey's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/17/24 21:51:21] Wam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:02:04 from level 80.
[06/17/24 21:53:18] idlegood was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:57:11 from level 78.
[06/17/24 22:58:15] SirNeo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:07 towards level 69.
[06/17/24 23:00:52] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:32:08 towards level 86.
[06/17/24 23:05:35] HollowWasp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:05:13 from level 56.
[06/17/24 23:09:21] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:15:09 towards level 77.
[06/17/24 23:16:44] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:49:00 towards level 93.
[06/17/24 23:48:25] wowbagger was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:30:12 towards level 66.
[06/18/24 00:27:28] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:17 towards level 89.
[06/18/24 00:30:54] tswsl ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 03:20:43 from level 87.
[06/18/24 00:59:29] bobvador was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:13:19 from level 83.
[06/18/24 01:35:22] GilbertErik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:52:39 towards level 74.
[06/18/24 01:58:29] SirNeo's charm ate a bolt of lightning! SirNeo's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/24 02:12:25] BastelBot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:43:46 towards level 90.
[06/18/24 02:51:29] Kritzefitz reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kritzefitz's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/24 03:17:15] d4n13L's charm ate a bolt of lightning! d4n13L's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/24 03:42:40] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:03:53 towards level 84.
[06/18/24 05:22:01] Drin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:17:25 towards level 80.
[06/18/24 05:22:10] StalkR's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! StalkR's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/18/24 07:02:24] Xenthys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:50:13 towards level 67.
[06/18/24 08:01:40] dbx12 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:46:40 from level 71.
[06/18/24 08:42:13] Ungoliant gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:07 towards level 78.
[06/18/24 08:57:45] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:48:19 towards level 91.
[06/18/24 09:02:20] Pricey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:45:35 towards level 71.
[06/18/24 09:08:31] Lord255 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:01:38 from level 90.
[06/18/24 10:28:29] The local wizard imbued rawgreaze's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! rawgreaze's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/24 10:29:18] Stevland has dealt HollowWasp a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:20:53 is added to HollowWasp's clock.
[06/18/24 11:16:25] t3chn0 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:21:13 from level 86.
[06/18/24 12:28:44] blobdog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:57:08 towards level 63.
[06/18/24 13:33:23] Yarosh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 01:06:49 towards level 82.
[06/18/24 13:35:29] pants fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:09:03 from level 83.
[06/18/24 13:44:18] ColonelPanic001 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:50 towards level 61.
[06/18/24 13:48:55] Jens's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Jens's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/18/24 16:10:04] el found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:27:34 towards level 86.
[06/18/24 16:15:03] Zed_Spiker caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:13 towards level 61.
[06/18/24 16:45:49] hugga had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:59:01 towards level 73.
[06/18/24 18:55:53] thatmint found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:12:04 towards level 69.
[06/18/24 18:56:38] jayvee ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:08:39 from level 82.
[06/18/24 19:07:27] sco1's charm ate a bolt of lightning! sco1's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/24 19:26:26] GilbertErik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:33:09 towards level 74.
[06/18/24 19:54:47] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:43:14 towards level 86.
[06/18/24 20:19:07] ion had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:52 towards level 93.
[06/18/24 20:59:54] vegadark caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:00:00 towards level 93.
[06/18/24 21:13:57] KindOne was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:00:46 from level 77.
[06/18/24 21:27:18] TheSilentLink's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TheSilentLink's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/24 22:07:33] Fischmiep ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:52 from level 52.
[06/18/24 22:43:16] Kurenai was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:58:28 from level 78.
[06/18/24 23:01:57] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 16 days, 05:53:20 towards level 78.
[06/18/24 23:15:02] Puff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:09:49 towards level 84.
[06/18/24 23:18:51] Notir slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Notir's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/18/24 23:47:26] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:02:01 towards level 88.
[06/19/24 00:04:35] Kritzefitz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:07:16 towards level 84.
[06/19/24 00:31:25] popey was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:26 towards level 61.
[06/19/24 00:32:02] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:14:56 towards level 95.
[06/19/24 00:59:32] zifnab06 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:59 towards level 81.
[06/19/24 01:05:39] EddieT137 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:59:29 towards level 81.
[06/19/24 01:09:49] Tenorman has dealt Koffa a Critical Strike! 0 days, 19:37:22 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/19/24 01:11:19] bookworm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:18:30 from level 81.
[06/19/24 01:28:27] idleneutral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:14 towards level 73.
[06/19/24 01:29:58] pfoley was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:24:18 from level 80.
[06/19/24 01:30:13] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:29 towards level 73.
[06/19/24 02:00:23] MELOONi's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! MELOONi's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/19/24 02:30:05] muirrum found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:11:13 towards level 66.
[06/19/24 03:21:52] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:50 towards level 88.
[06/19/24 03:30:46] Fischmiep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:04:18 towards level 52.
[06/19/24 04:03:28] Tangles fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:06:38 from level 84.
[06/19/24 04:14:01] Cirdan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:04 towards level 89.
[06/19/24 04:17:29] DojShadow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:07:59 towards level 55.
[06/19/24 04:24:03] ahmubashshir's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ahmubashshir's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/24 04:38:10] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:11:05 towards level 87.
[06/19/24 04:40:38] d4n13L was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:13:34 from level 82.
[06/19/24 05:41:13] gusto was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:39:53 from level 75.
[06/19/24 05:59:17] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:46 towards level 80.
[06/19/24 06:11:42] tswsl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:13:28 towards level 87.
[06/19/24 06:13:09] kinus ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:07:48 from level 82.
[06/19/24 06:55:17] zifnab06 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:22:54 from level 81.
[06/19/24 07:21:19] Ecko burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Ecko's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/19/24 07:25:57] philipp__ found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:40:25 towards level 52.
[06/19/24 07:38:34] jacquesssss ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:46:33 from level 57.
[06/19/24 07:55:43] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:24 towards level 95.
[06/19/24 07:59:38] Crazycatlady met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:30:37 from level 88.
[06/19/24 09:46:14] SirBummelz ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:34:30 from level 70.
[06/19/24 10:02:24] cadfael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:17:05 towards level 82.
[06/19/24 10:14:16] gildarts was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:35:46 towards level 81.
[06/19/24 10:16:04] StalkR bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:29:06 towards level 87.
[06/19/24 11:07:03] Carl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:15:17 from level 85.
[06/19/24 11:17:13] Lord255 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:46:25 from level 90.
[06/19/24 12:04:51] Sombra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:18:59 from level 91.
[06/19/24 12:21:26] kadotux caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:04 towards level 38.
[06/19/24 12:34:10] solarsparq had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:49:27 towards level 74.
[06/19/24 12:42:19] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:28:01 towards level 83.
[06/19/24 13:00:57] yNos caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:45:00 towards level 83.
[06/19/24 13:17:05] Drin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:52 towards level 80.
[06/19/24 13:52:12] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:43:06 towards level 91.
[06/19/24 15:46:22] RussellB met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:16:43 from level 87.
[06/19/24 16:54:31] Koffa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:39:05 towards level 87.
[06/19/24 17:01:48] Nysdar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:43:39 from level 84.
[06/19/24 17:33:39] washclof got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:58:39 towards level 96.
[06/19/24 18:18:08] Sombra's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Sombra's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/19/24 19:55:30] EddieT137 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:07:48 towards level 81.
[06/19/24 20:31:37] Kurenai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:46 towards level 78.
[06/19/24 21:04:13] anarcat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:33:12 from level 90.
[06/19/24 22:48:21] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:01:32 towards level 89.
[06/19/24 23:20:48] Omega was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:27 towards level 80.
[06/20/24 00:01:29] Drkmirror was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:00:26 towards level 53.
[06/20/24 03:16:05] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:38:46 towards level 77.
[06/20/24 03:55:10] Reilly's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Reilly's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/24 03:55:37] aqsd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:08:04 towards level 84.
[06/20/24 04:11:51] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:57 towards level 65.
[06/20/24 04:16:59] TimeWarp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:38:53 from level 77.
[06/20/24 05:11:08] tsr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:41:12 towards level 85.
[06/20/24 05:59:16] ion discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:40:53 towards level 93.
[06/20/24 06:32:16] scornn was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:50:47 from level 67.
[06/20/24 07:33:38] DividedByZero bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:34:26 towards level 60.
[06/20/24 07:44:24] cornfeedhobo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:44:53 towards level 74.
[06/20/24 08:06:39] slim was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:16:28 from level 79.
[06/20/24 08:16:24] kptr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:56:47 towards level 88.
[06/20/24 08:21:25] Celediel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:07:14 from level 63.
[06/20/24 09:07:16] Cockatrice reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Cockatrice's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/24 09:10:02] brycec found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:11 towards level 80.
[06/20/24 09:13:51] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:23:27 towards level 82.
[06/20/24 09:38:37] Ungoliant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:51:32 towards level 79.
[06/20/24 10:01:36] Garg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:48 towards level 63.
[06/20/24 10:17:14] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:56:48 towards level 86.
[06/20/24 10:54:43] pwae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:24:11 towards level 86.
[06/20/24 11:09:28] alexlehm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:38:52 towards level 69.
[06/20/24 11:22:50] muirrum gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:38:08 towards level 66.
[06/20/24 11:42:43] Ancalagon caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:10:10 towards level 68.
[06/20/24 12:13:22] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:02 towards level 63.
[06/20/24 12:46:59] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:44:36 towards level 82.
[06/20/24 13:10:38] popey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:28:03 towards level 62.
[06/20/24 13:35:21] Ecko was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:35:35 from level 82.
[06/20/24 13:40:16] aqsd was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:36:05 from level 84.
[06/20/24 15:34:52] muirrum ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:29:33 from level 66.
[06/20/24 15:36:11] pfoley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:33:18 towards level 80.
[06/20/24 15:39:06] Mat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:44:39 towards level 69.
[06/20/24 16:18:10] idlegood met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:10:28 from level 78.
[06/20/24 16:31:08] Malvolio was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:59:40 from level 65.
[06/20/24 16:58:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gryphus's tunic! gryphus's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/24 17:30:54] HollowWasp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:51:19 from level 56.
[06/20/24 18:10:07] Luca found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:16:31 towards level 60.
[06/20/24 18:34:09] "\@_'s amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! "\@_'s amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/24 18:56:29] Drkmirror was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:30:51 towards level 53.
[06/20/24 19:48:41] simple's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! simple's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/24 20:16:43] hiod has dealt fork a Critical Strike! 3 days, 05:09:11 is added to fork's clock.
[06/20/24 21:23:25] The local wizard imbued misha's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! misha's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/20/24 22:06:27] pwae was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:16:17 from level 86.
[06/20/24 22:31:01] Notir ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:06:47 from level 82.
[06/20/24 22:50:22] Wam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:48 towards level 80.
[06/20/24 23:00:13] bsleep was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:50:11 from level 84.
[06/20/24 23:00:55] gusto was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:11:08 towards level 75.
[06/20/24 23:34:25] nya was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:04:09 from level 86.
[06/20/24 23:41:42] eising was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:37:30 towards level 88.
[06/21/24 00:20:09] IFireflyl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:55 towards level 64.
[06/21/24 00:35:20] Cirdan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:47:36 towards level 90.
[06/21/24 01:17:21] sco1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:24:42 towards level 58.
[06/21/24 02:03:05] Zaratustra ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:39:00 from level 77.
[06/21/24 02:27:29] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:45:53 towards level 81.
[06/21/24 03:32:08] Forud hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:56 towards level 86.
[06/21/24 03:47:12] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:49:17 from level 91.
[06/21/24 04:24:22] tass was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:28:41 from level 65.
[06/21/24 04:24:40] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:16:53 towards level 77.
[06/21/24 06:57:17] Paganel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Paganel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/24 07:18:14] sam slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sam's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/21/24 07:18:17] StalkR reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! StalkR's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/24 08:26:14] Lord255 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:42:32 towards level 90.
[06/21/24 08:39:20] The local wizard imbued Pinkman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Pinkman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/24 09:34:02] buzel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:30:45 towards level 88.
[06/21/24 10:03:19] bg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:46:10 towards level 88.
[06/21/24 11:03:12] nathan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nathan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/24 11:12:17] Kody discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:59:34 towards level 60.
[06/21/24 11:25:34] Zed_Spiker was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:34:18 from level 62.
[06/21/24 11:28:31] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:32:03 towards level 86.
[06/21/24 12:16:44] Fischmiep fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:10:45 from level 52.
[06/21/24 12:26:04] soltys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:31:15 towards level 92.
[06/21/24 12:49:39] hax404 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:22:01 towards level 84.
[06/21/24 12:53:31] misha slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! misha's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/21/24 12:57:02] Yarosh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:04:01 from level 82.
[06/21/24 13:00:33] io hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:33:10 towards level 95.
[06/21/24 13:04:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on TheSilentLink's tunic! TheSilentLink's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/21/24 14:43:04] Thorael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:20:23 towards level 84.
[06/21/24 14:58:12] Wam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:54 towards level 80.
[06/21/24 16:30:08] xbill was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:28:20 towards level 87.
[06/21/24 16:30:23] ToHellWithGA ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:01:34 from level 90.
[06/21/24 16:36:06] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:13:50 towards level 86.
[06/21/24 16:43:44] Celediel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:27:00 towards level 63.
[06/21/24 16:44:15] DividedByZero caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:16:46 towards level 60.
[06/21/24 17:04:56] idleevil ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:21:47 from level 78.
[06/21/24 17:16:33] ion walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:53:25 from level 93.
[06/21/24 17:58:50] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:12:00 towards level 88.
[06/21/24 18:15:09] ZOTTA tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:13:54 towards level 82.
[06/21/24 18:30:02] Notir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:53:48 towards level 82.
[06/21/24 18:47:26] zifnab06 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:06 towards level 81.
[06/21/24 18:48:23] canton7 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:25:38 from level 82.
[06/21/24 19:12:13] alephnull was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:53:19 from level 67.
[06/21/24 19:57:15] Daikojun fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:21:51 from level 66.
[06/21/24 21:11:47] catte bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:36 towards level 52.
[06/21/24 21:26:05] washclof was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:04:51 towards level 96.
[06/21/24 21:29:30] Kachin was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:26:13 from level 78.
[06/21/24 21:37:08] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:47 towards level 84.
[06/21/24 21:53:07] Wolf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:25:57 from level 91.
[06/21/24 23:25:46] hiod was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:06:22 towards level 53.
[06/22/24 00:10:55] medivh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:36:48 towards level 58.
[06/22/24 00:53:33] CornFly met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:57:39 from level 84.
[06/22/24 01:37:34] solarsparq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:41:54 towards level 74.
[06/22/24 02:19:11] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:35:04 towards level 86.
[06/22/24 04:07:56] Sombra burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Sombra's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/22/24 04:08:29] nawcom was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:16:51 from level 85.
[06/22/24 04:23:19] HollowWasp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:39 towards level 56.
[06/22/24 04:56:31] Lnk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 05:35:50 towards level 96.
[06/22/24 06:26:49] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:29:46 towards level 84.
[06/22/24 07:17:39] Theleveler's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Theleveler's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/24 08:17:41] aqsd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:57:03 towards level 84.
[06/22/24 08:48:17] yNos ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:54:42 from level 83.
[06/22/24 09:32:05] Aksej ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:18:20 from level 82.
[06/22/24 09:42:29] J-E-L-L-O caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:32 towards level 30.
[06/22/24 09:53:05] el was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:55 towards level 86.
[06/22/24 10:52:10] Asara discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:32 towards level 87.
[06/22/24 10:54:56] BlueJay found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:26 towards level 61.
[06/22/24 11:12:31] sc was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 04:37:19 from level 95.
[06/22/24 12:33:29] Crazycatlady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:03 towards level 88.
[06/22/24 13:01:25] Kayn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:29:22 towards level 57.
[06/22/24 13:30:54] Kody's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Kody's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/22/24 14:14:50] Soulwhisper got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:32:23 towards level 56.
[06/22/24 14:48:13] eising was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:37:38 from level 88.
[06/22/24 14:49:13] J-E-L-L-O was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:23 from level 30.
[06/22/24 15:06:14] shikhin reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! shikhin's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/24 15:09:12] nathan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:15:10 towards level 64.
[06/22/24 15:24:13] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:50 towards level 77.
[06/22/24 16:18:08] jaxson ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:06:27 from level 77.
[06/22/24 16:27:32] cadfael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:41:35 towards level 82.
[06/22/24 18:03:22] theZoMBiE found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:54:48 towards level 61.
[06/22/24 18:26:21] Sario's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sario's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/24 18:37:46] Wam has dealt medivh a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:05:11 is added to medivh's clock.
[06/22/24 19:11:19] apb was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:55:39 from level 86.
[06/22/24 19:22:16] medivh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:56:42 from level 58.
[06/22/24 19:26:11] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:04:28 towards level 86.
[06/22/24 19:59:44] Kachin was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:20:31 from level 78.
[06/22/24 20:36:12] BlueJay was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:44 from level 61.
[06/22/24 21:29:01] medivh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! medivh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/22/24 21:53:20] jacob1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:36:18 towards level 93.
[06/22/24 22:43:10] scornn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:20:02 towards level 68.
[06/22/24 23:17:35] Pricey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:17:47 towards level 71.
[06/22/24 23:40:57] Cockatrice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 14:22:58 towards level 76.
[06/22/24 23:50:17] Wam met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:02:19 from level 81.
[06/23/24 00:00:03] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:08:33 towards level 81.
[06/23/24 00:02:33] ialokin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:33 towards level 41.
[06/23/24 00:57:12] ChowderKeg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:23:07 towards level 89.
[06/23/24 01:31:27] nathan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:46:53 from level 64.
[06/23/24 01:38:38] Nuae reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Nuae's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/24 02:11:22] GRIZZLYMAN's charm ate a bolt of lightning! GRIZZLYMAN's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/24 02:46:04] tsr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:59:33 from level 85.
[06/23/24 02:46:46] Platonides was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:56 towards level 74.
[06/23/24 02:55:55] cadfael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:02 towards level 82.
[06/23/24 02:57:16] V was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:03 towards level 89.
[06/23/24 02:57:28] MELOONi has dealt sc a Critical Strike! 5 days, 06:50:40 is added to sc's clock.
[06/23/24 03:02:42] Affliction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:38:55 towards level 86.
[06/23/24 03:44:31] nawcom bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:17 towards level 85.
[06/23/24 03:47:59] hiod hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:09 towards level 53.
[06/23/24 04:03:51] Kritzefitz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:39 towards level 84.
[06/23/24 04:15:13] jacob1's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jacob1's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/24 04:17:35] Carl slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Carl's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/23/24 04:34:44] SSLbits ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:36:17 from level 77.
[06/23/24 04:37:51] ahmubashshir was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:57:29 from level 73.
[06/23/24 05:09:14] Khorne got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 12:28:05 towards level 96.
[06/23/24 05:23:53] pwae's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pwae's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/24 06:04:10] spex got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:34:55 from level 88.
[06/23/24 06:24:54] bot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:49 towards level 48.
[06/23/24 06:33:29] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:08 towards level 78.
[06/23/24 06:51:04] Lnk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 18:57:21 towards level 96.
[06/23/24 07:26:34] dodecahedron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:41 towards level 60.
[06/23/24 07:38:10] pfoley was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:04:58 from level 80.
[06/23/24 08:54:29] MELOONi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:15:06 towards level 83.
[06/23/24 09:00:21] ChowderKeg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:25:12 from level 89.
[06/23/24 09:03:58] Stevland was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:01:10 from level 81.
[06/23/24 09:12:09] nya was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:05:45 towards level 86.
[06/23/24 09:41:48] kenyon walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:05:11 from level 88.
[06/23/24 11:04:51] Ungoliant gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:12:42 towards level 79.
[06/23/24 11:23:41] ahmubashshir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:18:45 towards level 73.
[06/23/24 11:52:33] Gangsterish met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:24:08 from level 64.
[06/23/24 12:15:50] pyre got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:02:14 towards level 90.
[06/23/24 12:56:30] catte got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:11:13 from level 53.
[06/23/24 13:28:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jayvee's tunic! jayvee's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/24 13:55:57] wille was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:05:07 towards level 64.
[06/23/24 14:06:08] kevkev walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:34:07 from level 60.
[06/23/24 14:14:02] tsr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:37:10 towards level 85.
[06/23/24 17:31:05] JigmeDatse caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:17:19 towards level 68.
[06/23/24 19:17:15] Blohsh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:34:35 towards level 60.
[06/23/24 19:59:55] gendish was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:45:38 towards level 60.
[06/23/24 21:22:42] Malvolio was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:56:09 from level 65.
[06/23/24 21:44:23] StalkR was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:16 towards level 87.
[06/23/24 21:55:36] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:17 towards level 88.
[06/23/24 21:56:10] VonToutCourt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:22:49 towards level 89.
[06/23/24 22:09:05] Crazycatlady found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:59:21 towards level 88.
[06/23/24 22:41:28] allo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:52:26 towards level 89.
[06/23/24 22:53:53] tsr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:55:21 towards level 85.
[06/23/24 23:07:32] Kayn's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kayn's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/23/24 23:12:27] Sario ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:30:09 from level 74.
[06/24/24 00:36:25] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:04:43 towards level 85.
[06/24/24 01:12:24] Luca was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:44:11 from level 60.
[06/24/24 01:12:27] KyloRen hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:34 towards level 61.
[06/24/24 01:20:27] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:01:04 towards level 89.
[06/24/24 01:52:44] jayvee found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:02:17 towards level 82.
[06/24/24 02:04:23] Thorael ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:14:24 from level 84.
[06/24/24 03:40:37] hiod bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:53:09 towards level 53.
[06/24/24 04:04:31] ChowderKeg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:55:39 towards level 89.
[06/24/24 04:12:16] tmberg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tmberg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/24 05:10:54] Yarosh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:32:14 towards level 82.
[06/24/24 05:30:12] ZOTTA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:18 towards level 82.
[06/24/24 06:32:06] Ankhers was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:03 towards level 77.
[06/24/24 06:48:40] Kachin was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:28:34 from level 78.
[06/24/24 07:10:02] HollowWasp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:41 towards level 57.
[06/24/24 08:26:54] damyan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:06 towards level 82.
[06/24/24 08:33:35] bg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:20:15 towards level 88.
[06/24/24 08:34:48] dodecahedron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:41:26 from level 60.
[06/24/24 08:54:59] The local wizard imbued tass's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tass's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/24 09:24:10] laama discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:27:57 towards level 87.
[06/24/24 09:44:18] spex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:24:54 towards level 88.
[06/24/24 10:19:30] vegadark was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:56:07 from level 93.
[06/24/24 11:15:53] gildarts hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:55 towards level 81.
[06/24/24 11:17:44] GRIZZLYMAN caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:16:09 towards level 68.
[06/24/24 12:41:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ukleinek's tunic! ukleinek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/24 13:03:52] caeli walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:44:50 from level 91.
[06/24/24 13:22:12] CrashOverride bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:15:16 towards level 85.
[06/24/24 13:35:22] gendish was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:03:44 towards level 60.
[06/24/24 13:49:44] gideonstar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:03:06 towards level 64.
[06/24/24 13:58:13] cornfeedhobo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:23:39 towards level 74.
[06/24/24 15:04:43] fork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:02 towards level 56.
[06/24/24 16:07:28] zifnab06 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:50:58 towards level 82.
[06/24/24 16:14:35] cadfael ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:32:35 from level 82.
[06/24/24 16:25:02] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:19 towards level 82.
[06/24/24 16:29:51] caeli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 16:53:39 towards level 91.
[06/24/24 16:47:44] Blohsh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:49:05 from level 60.
[06/24/24 16:54:28] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:36:57 towards level 86.
[06/24/24 17:04:21] simple slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! simple's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/24 17:30:11] yano ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:07:22 from level 88.
[06/24/24 17:46:57] CrashOverride tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:33:40 towards level 85.
[06/24/24 18:11:48] thornrag found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:40 towards level 82.
[06/24/24 18:24:19] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:15:58 towards level 82.
[06/24/24 18:59:13] Theleveler ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:36:17 from level 88.
[06/24/24 19:49:37] Ankhers ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:25:33 from level 77.
[06/24/24 20:18:41] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:21:20 towards level 84.
[06/24/24 21:05:05] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:10:11 towards level 90.
[06/24/24 21:31:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on EddieT137's tunic! EddieT137's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/24/24 21:43:15] anarcat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:19:47 towards level 90.
[06/24/24 22:04:58] Gorek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:13:49 towards level 89.
[06/24/24 22:11:02] Reilly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:15:07 towards level 67.
[06/24/24 22:16:03] Blohsh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:34:29 towards level 60.
[06/24/24 23:13:09] Theleveler tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:15:30 towards level 88.
[06/25/24 00:24:28] gusto was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:16:40 towards level 75.
[06/25/24 00:44:39] thornrag was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:19:03 towards level 82.
[06/25/24 01:49:46] yNos ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:52:42 from level 84.
[06/25/24 02:27:18] xbill caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:53 towards level 87.
[06/25/24 02:32:02] arv was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:48 towards level 27.
[06/25/24 03:42:07] scornn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:14:03 towards level 68.
[06/25/24 03:45:38] bot's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bot's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/24 04:02:24] soltys walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:16:33 from level 92.
[06/25/24 04:27:35] catte was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:53:14 from level 53.
[06/25/24 04:36:53] MELOONi was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:00:14 from level 83.
[06/25/24 05:22:26] OobSaco ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:20:44 from level 61.
[06/25/24 06:09:35] Khorne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:33:30 towards level 96.
[06/25/24 06:26:01] gideonstar was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:26:39 from level 64.
[06/25/24 07:08:12] \dev\ice was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:08:33 from level 74.
[06/25/24 08:07:15] Drkmirror reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Drkmirror's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/24 08:38:23] Misza was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:17:46 from level 76.
[06/25/24 08:46:44] laama was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:42:40 towards level 87.
[06/25/24 08:52:10] Ungoliant got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:31:49 towards level 79.
[06/25/24 08:57:41] alexlehm burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! alexlehm's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/25/24 09:42:14] Yarosh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:49:22 towards level 82.
[06/25/24 11:08:50] kevkev got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:19:34 from level 60.
[06/25/24 11:13:03] KindOne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:53:29 towards level 78.
[06/25/24 11:17:26] gideonstar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:00:08 from level 64.
[06/25/24 13:08:32] ahmubashshir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:47:34 towards level 73.
[06/25/24 13:38:18] catte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:17:27 towards level 53.
[06/25/24 13:59:24] yano was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:10:31 from level 88.
[06/25/24 14:45:03] Garg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:26:49 towards level 64.
[06/25/24 14:55:03] pfoley reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pfoley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/24 15:10:25] Ungoliant got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:05:06 from level 79.
[06/25/24 15:22:53] canton7 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:32:46 from level 82.
[06/25/24 15:31:06] tass walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:17:10 from level 65.
[06/25/24 15:43:01] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:40:56 towards level 84.
[06/25/24 16:12:33] The local wizard imbued Bluedog's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Bluedog's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/24 16:13:18] fstrelok was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:55:00 from level 69.
[06/25/24 16:43:14] KindOne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:37:19 towards level 78.
[06/25/24 16:52:44] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:06:05 towards level 82.
[06/25/24 17:14:01] cadfael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:49 towards level 82.
[06/25/24 17:28:53] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:41:55 towards level 93.
[06/25/24 18:07:58] blobdog was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:13:30 from level 63.
[06/25/24 18:11:41] muirrum bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:25:42 towards level 66.
[06/25/24 19:14:38] Mat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:18 towards level 69.
[06/25/24 19:28:03] brycec was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:11:47 from level 80.
[06/25/24 19:50:11] ToHellWithGA had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:29:03 towards level 90.
[06/25/24 20:16:12] Luca got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:09:51 towards level 60.
[06/25/24 20:33:05] Wam reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Wam's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/24 20:44:39] Celediel's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Celediel's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/25/24 20:59:03] Gangsterish was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:15 towards level 64.
[06/25/24 22:00:12] Affliction ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:47:03 from level 86.
[06/25/24 22:20:32] Xenthys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:45:50 towards level 67.
[06/25/24 22:59:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hugga's tunic! hugga's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/24 00:42:38] damyan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:17:28 from level 82.
[06/26/24 01:25:47] hugga got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:36:20 from level 73.
[06/26/24 01:29:09] thatmint was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:33:44 from level 69.
[06/26/24 01:34:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on rawgreaze's tunic! rawgreaze's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/24 02:14:53] Forud has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 3 days, 13:15:31 is added to Tangles's clock.
[06/26/24 02:36:53] The local wizard imbued soltys's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! soltys's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/24 03:10:31] Kayn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:30 towards level 57.
[06/26/24 04:23:08] soltys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:49:55 towards level 92.
[06/26/24 04:46:46] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:25:34 towards level 81.
[06/26/24 06:06:05] sky got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:37 towards level 88.
[06/26/24 06:08:06] _sh's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! _sh's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/24 06:30:17] Platonides slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Platonides's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/24 06:44:05] TheSilentLink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:29:54 from level 77.
[06/26/24 06:54:29] cornfeedhobo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:23:22 towards level 74.
[06/26/24 07:02:25] thornrag gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:06 towards level 82.
[06/26/24 07:12:54] Aksej fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:06 from level 82.
[06/26/24 08:52:56] u4ia has dealt particleflux a Critical Strike! 5 days, 14:57:47 is added to particleflux's clock.
[06/26/24 09:25:23] el was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:25:59 from level 86.
[06/26/24 09:30:09] Ungoliant discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:42:18 towards level 79.
[06/26/24 09:35:44] The local wizard imbued Dex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Dex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/26/24 10:35:07] wille had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:04:11 towards level 64.
[06/26/24 10:50:18] thatmint caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:52 towards level 69.
[06/26/24 11:06:16] tswsl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:16:38 towards level 87.
[06/26/24 11:10:47] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:56:28 towards level 78.
[06/26/24 11:19:11] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:16:31 towards level 81.
[06/26/24 12:17:48] xanax found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:56 towards level 18.
[06/26/24 14:06:58] hiod fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:00:30 from level 53.
[06/26/24 14:09:01] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 04:04:38 towards level 78.
[06/26/24 15:45:48] GilbertErik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:22:23 towards level 74.
[06/26/24 16:06:56] jacob1 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! jacob1's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/24 16:22:31] yano was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:20 towards level 88.
[06/26/24 16:33:39] aqsd fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:31:23 from level 84.
[06/26/24 16:50:07] catte's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! catte's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/24 17:16:31] vegadark tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:05:22 towards level 93.
[06/26/24 18:14:27] EddieT137 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:02:15 from level 81.
[06/26/24 18:44:54] IFireflyl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:56 towards level 64.
[06/26/24 18:48:58] Techman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:37 towards level 91.
[06/26/24 19:45:19] idlegood gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:55 towards level 78.
[06/26/24 20:12:58] gildarts got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:05 towards level 81.
[06/26/24 20:49:26] arv tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:48 towards level 31.
[06/26/24 22:38:35] RussellB slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! RussellB's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/24 22:39:23] jra spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jra's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/26/24 23:35:44] scornn's charm ate a bolt of lightning! scornn's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/24 00:17:17] Jens was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:28:03 from level 79.
[06/27/24 00:38:47] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:44:53 towards level 80.
[06/27/24 00:57:19] Crazycatlady discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:08:21 towards level 89.
[06/27/24 02:15:10] HeavyPodda was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:45:39 towards level 87.
[06/27/24 03:55:10] Fritzl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:05 towards level 23.
[06/27/24 04:06:10] Puff was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:15 towards level 84.
[06/27/24 04:18:13] ion gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:57:49 towards level 93.
[06/27/24 05:03:03] Kritzefitz had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:24:57 towards level 85.
[06/27/24 05:17:18] Khorne tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:15:39 towards level 96.
[06/27/24 06:54:05] Platonides found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:50 towards level 74.
[06/27/24 07:50:12] yang hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:56 towards level 58.
[06/27/24 07:52:09] caeli was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:37:25 from level 91.
[06/27/24 08:37:13] jacquesssss was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:24:41 towards level 57.
[06/27/24 09:02:56] Tabmow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:07:23 from level 77.
[06/27/24 09:33:13] Xenthys was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:15:30 from level 67.
[06/27/24 09:34:31] Platonides gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:38 towards level 74.
[06/27/24 10:41:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Fischmiep's tunic! Fischmiep's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/24 11:01:38] SirNeo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:23:57 from level 70.
[06/27/24 12:06:35] J-E-L-L-O was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:54 from level 36.
[06/27/24 12:46:38] Aksej walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:41:42 from level 82.
[06/27/24 13:49:35] jacquesssss was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:51 towards level 57.
[06/27/24 14:24:35] ialokin was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:53:13 from level 43.
[06/27/24 15:03:21] Tenorman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:26:50 towards level 78.
[06/27/24 15:20:02] gryphus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:48 towards level 47.
[06/27/24 16:39:35] caeli gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:14:54 towards level 91.
[06/27/24 16:54:20] Minus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:55 towards level 79.
[06/27/24 17:09:52] Thorael was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:19:54 from level 84.
[06/27/24 17:26:45] d4n13L ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:47:40 from level 83.
[06/27/24 17:31:55] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:47:48 towards level 82.
[06/27/24 18:24:00] Ankhers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:50:56 towards level 78.
[06/27/24 19:09:02] The local wizard imbued Ancalagon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Ancalagon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/27/24 19:26:41] yang spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! yang's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/27/24 19:32:52] Misza caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:31:39 towards level 76.
[06/27/24 19:59:31] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:39:57 towards level 79.
[06/27/24 19:59:43] Dex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:40 towards level 56.
[06/27/24 20:40:02] Soulwhisper caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:51 towards level 56.
[06/27/24 20:49:50] Acolarh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Acolarh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/27/24 21:23:04] Sombra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:02:43 towards level 91.
[06/27/24 21:58:13] Omega was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:33 towards level 80.
[06/27/24 22:11:22] malat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:42 towards level 47.
[06/27/24 22:31:29] Acolarh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:30:30 towards level 86.
[06/27/24 23:16:13] Rayke hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:42:45 towards level 56.
[06/27/24 23:18:05] canton7 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:23:23 from level 82.
[06/27/24 23:24:57] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:30 towards level 84.
[06/27/24 23:51:55] idleneutral ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:42:24 from level 73.
[06/28/24 00:33:18] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:59 towards level 90.
[06/28/24 00:57:48] Xenthys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:19 towards level 67.
[06/28/24 01:48:15] pyre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:23:09 towards level 90.
[06/28/24 02:14:34] gendish was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:17:47 from level 60.
[06/28/24 03:55:31] Lnk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:43:45 towards level 96.
[06/28/24 04:01:41] yang bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:32:56 towards level 58.
[06/28/24 04:23:29] dodecahedron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:50 towards level 60.
[06/28/24 05:43:39] Aksej got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:30 towards level 82.
[06/28/24 05:43:39] rawgreaze has dealt Soulwhisper a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:36:51 is added to Soulwhisper's clock.
[06/28/24 05:47:59] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:43:15 towards level 84.
[06/28/24 05:50:23] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:48:00 towards level 77.
[06/28/24 06:09:37] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:19:34 towards level 87.
[06/28/24 07:01:38] crysis found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:02:18 towards level 71.
[06/28/24 07:05:00] Aksej has dealt sco1 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:43:18 is added to sco1's clock.
[06/28/24 07:33:33] gildarts walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:07:03 from level 81.
[06/28/24 08:54:07] ukleinek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:47:08 from level 86.
[06/28/24 09:18:44] Xenthys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:54 towards level 67.
[06/28/24 09:51:25] gideonstar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:35:22 from level 64.
[06/28/24 10:02:10] Minus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:46 towards level 79.
[06/28/24 11:02:52] idleevil was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:07:37 from level 78.
[06/28/24 11:35:51] dodecahedron was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:45:03 from level 60.
[06/28/24 12:25:50] pants reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pants's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/28/24 12:54:48] scornn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:00 towards level 68.
[06/28/24 13:36:10] rawgreaze had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:40:45 towards level 80.
[06/28/24 13:55:54] GilbertErik was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:02:22 from level 74.
[06/28/24 14:34:50] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:47:23 towards level 80.
[06/28/24 15:51:01] KindOne ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:55:52 from level 78.
[06/28/24 16:13:56] MELOONi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:48:21 towards level 83.
[06/28/24 16:34:31] Thorael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:10:49 towards level 84.
[06/28/24 16:44:52] bobvador had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 02:00:41 towards level 84.
[06/28/24 17:27:54] nathan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:26:03 towards level 64.
[06/28/24 17:32:52] Tenorman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:28:25 towards level 78.
[06/28/24 19:01:44] CodeGeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:43:00 towards level 88.
[06/28/24 19:21:34] tmberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:39:59 towards level 78.
[06/28/24 20:03:28] Carl ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:39:38 from level 85.
[06/28/24 20:41:53] particleflux found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:25:34 towards level 64.
[06/28/24 20:44:42] GRIZZLYMAN was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:48:12 towards level 68.
[06/28/24 21:25:43] Fenrik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:55:27 towards level 88.
[06/28/24 21:41:14] jacquesssss ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:29:32 from level 57.
[06/28/24 21:52:25] fork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:46 towards level 56.
[06/28/24 22:11:12] StalkR discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:47 towards level 87.
[06/28/24 23:12:45] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:19:35 towards level 86.
[06/28/24 23:19:17] Reilly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:16:12 towards level 68.
[06/28/24 23:24:24] J-E-L-L-O hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:48 towards level 37.
[06/28/24 23:40:52] Misza bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:05:13 towards level 76.
[06/28/24 23:55:35] crysis walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:31:14 from level 71.
[06/28/24 23:59:45] tmberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:49:30 towards level 78.
[06/29/24 00:27:02] laama tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:26:45 towards level 87.
[06/29/24 01:00:16] malat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:35 towards level 47.
[06/29/24 02:00:45] ColonelPanic001 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:56:28 towards level 62.
[06/29/24 02:09:56] ion has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 2 days, 09:27:18 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[06/29/24 03:10:16] yano was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:34:15 from level 88.
[06/29/24 04:20:07] sky was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:58 from level 88.
[06/29/24 04:39:42] mordac was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:58:04 from level 86.
[06/29/24 05:23:13] Fischmiep got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:02 towards level 53.
[06/29/24 07:01:25] adamus1red slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! adamus1red's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/29/24 07:17:26] The local wizard imbued sco1's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sco1's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/24 07:23:58] HeavyPodda bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:14:36 towards level 87.
[06/29/24 08:00:55] canton7 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:10:49 towards level 82.
[06/29/24 08:01:19] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:29:13 towards level 88.
[06/29/24 08:01:43] TimeWarp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:22:52 from level 78.
[06/29/24 08:38:50] apb hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:43:08 towards level 86.
[06/29/24 09:54:34] Malvolio was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:31:28 from level 66.
[06/29/24 10:00:42] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:32 towards level 83.
[06/29/24 10:08:13] rawgreaze was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:54:55 towards level 80.
[06/29/24 10:16:07] slim was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:05:39 towards level 80.
[06/29/24 11:02:18] fork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:45 towards level 56.
[06/29/24 11:09:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on OobSaco's tunic! OobSaco's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/24 12:23:29] Forud reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Forud's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/24 12:28:15] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:55:19 towards level 90.
[06/29/24 12:55:13] sco1 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:05 towards level 58.
[06/29/24 13:46:01] Wolf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:18 towards level 91.
[06/29/24 14:59:20] V was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:57 from level 89.
[06/29/24 15:15:24] medivh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:52:14 from level 58.
[06/29/24 15:21:25] Pricey was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:16:39 from level 71.
[06/29/24 15:45:31] Sombra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:52:55 from level 91.
[06/29/24 16:13:36] adamus1red was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 16 days, 02:19:53 from level 86.
[06/29/24 16:29:28] aqsd was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:31:55 from level 84.
[06/29/24 18:02:25] Wam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:12:44 towards level 81.
[06/29/24 18:13:28] hcf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:56 towards level 20.
[06/29/24 18:26:28] canton7 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:47:30 towards level 82.
[06/29/24 18:45:33] Fischmiep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:59 towards level 53.
[06/29/24 18:52:49] Aksej found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:34:30 towards level 82.
[06/29/24 20:05:36] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:53:14 towards level 94.
[06/29/24 20:28:06] kinus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:44:23 towards level 83.
[06/29/24 20:33:19] Luca tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:36:06 towards level 60.
[06/29/24 21:02:00] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:52:59 towards level 83.
[06/29/24 21:29:05] Bluedog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:58:56 towards level 83.
[06/29/24 21:42:27] BlueJay gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:32:31 towards level 62.
[06/29/24 22:27:16] idleneutral was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:22 towards level 73.
[06/29/24 22:58:00] Lilith tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:27:05 towards level 63.
[06/29/24 23:38:43] fork has dealt Fischmiep a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:26:52 is added to Fischmiep's clock.
[06/29/24 23:43:38] scumola was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:11:47 towards level 83.
[06/30/24 00:16:29] Techman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:08:15 towards level 92.
[06/30/24 01:09:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jacquesssss's tunic! jacquesssss's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/24 01:20:38] Khorne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:17:46 towards level 96.
[06/30/24 01:45:06] Stevland has dealt Pricey a Critical Strike! 3 days, 00:55:29 is added to Pricey's clock.
[06/30/24 01:48:25] bg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:21:15 towards level 88.
[06/30/24 01:51:52] Tenorman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:03:19 towards level 78.
[06/30/24 03:09:06] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:34 towards level 81.
[06/30/24 03:36:48] gendish discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:34 towards level 60.
[06/30/24 03:42:07] xanax was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:37 towards level 31.
[06/30/24 04:12:07] simple's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! simple's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/24 04:28:05] Ancalagon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ancalagon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/24 04:55:42] ahmubashshir was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:39:40 from level 73.
[06/30/24 04:56:33] Omega ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:15:34 from level 80.
[06/30/24 07:00:54] xbill was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:49:28 from level 88.
[06/30/24 07:07:23] _sh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:05:26 towards level 95.
[06/30/24 08:42:57] Pinkman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:11:09 towards level 84.
[06/30/24 08:45:34] mordac caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:12:49 towards level 86.
[06/30/24 09:25:00] tmberg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:02:26 towards level 78.
[06/30/24 09:42:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on heisenbug's tunic! heisenbug's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/24 12:11:16] Soulwhisper found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:25 towards level 56.
[06/30/24 13:39:54] tswsl walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:19:44 from level 87.
[06/30/24 13:41:33] particleflux's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! particleflux's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/24 13:53:57] Kachin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:00:15 towards level 78.
[06/30/24 14:18:34] hax404 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:16:26 from level 84.
[06/30/24 15:35:53] jra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:33:51 from level 51.
[06/30/24 15:38:45] kadotux was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:27:35 from level 41.
[06/30/24 16:15:13] GRIZZLYMAN caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:17:22 towards level 68.
[06/30/24 16:52:23] freeboson was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:11:18 from level 86.
[06/30/24 17:06:50] bg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:57:54 towards level 88.
[06/30/24 17:42:45] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:12:39 towards level 90.
[06/30/24 18:13:30] misha caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:09 towards level 94.
[06/30/24 18:51:58] HollowWasp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:51 towards level 57.
[06/30/24 18:57:00] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:01:18 towards level 90.
[06/30/24 19:55:02] CornFly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CornFly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/24 19:56:30] Drin was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:39:57 from level 81.
[06/30/24 20:17:44] kevkev was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:47:25 from level 60.
[06/30/24 21:33:44] Zed_Spiker was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:59:06 towards level 62.
[06/30/24 22:55:48] Theleveler was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:18:20 from level 88.
[06/30/24 23:10:28] Thorael was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:01:51 from level 84.
[06/30/24 23:34:31] Bluedog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:59:58 towards level 83.
[07/01/24 00:35:48] Dex was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:27:31 from level 57.
[07/01/24 00:43:14] hugga got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:58:56 towards level 73.
[07/01/24 00:52:04] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:36:23 towards level 91.
[07/01/24 01:40:27] MetaNova was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:01:36 towards level 85.
[07/01/24 01:51:06] theZoMBiE bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:11:18 towards level 61.
[07/01/24 01:56:52] V was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:51:59 from level 89.
[07/01/24 02:57:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on IRCd's tunic! IRCd's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/24 03:02:48] yano tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:59:27 towards level 89.
[07/01/24 03:30:04] dyvonna tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:12:10 towards level 84.
[07/01/24 04:19:26] Ungoliant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:42:40 towards level 79.
[07/01/24 06:50:41] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:37 towards level 78.
[07/01/24 06:58:28] particleflux was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:44:17 towards level 64.
[07/01/24 07:05:38] bsleep was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:53:22 towards level 84.
[07/01/24 07:06:15] gryphus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:20:32 towards level 48.
[07/01/24 07:06:48] Ankhers discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:07:35 towards level 78.
[07/01/24 08:13:13] _sh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:25:45 towards level 95.
[07/01/24 08:13:34] gildarts met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:46:14 from level 81.
[07/01/24 09:30:12] nathan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:30:45 towards level 64.
[07/01/24 10:28:50] hiod tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:32:03 towards level 54.
[07/01/24 10:30:45] Ankhers was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:02:25 towards level 78.
[07/01/24 11:19:33] Nuae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:53:30 towards level 78.
[07/01/24 11:37:26] HollowWasp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:43 towards level 57.
[07/01/24 12:01:59] io met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:15:28 from level 96.
[07/01/24 12:12:44] Mat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Mat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/24 12:13:56] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:40:01 towards level 78.
[07/01/24 12:17:58] tomhek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:53:15 from level 88.
[07/01/24 13:04:31] catte found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:30 towards level 53.
[07/01/24 13:13:19] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:20:10 towards level 80.
[07/01/24 13:19:11] _sh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:16:50 from level 95.
[07/01/24 13:27:35] \dev\ice discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:24:34 towards level 74.
[07/01/24 13:28:38] kptr gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:26 towards level 88.
[07/01/24 13:45:30] gendish was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:55:17 from level 61.
[07/01/24 14:16:50] Luca found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:09:33 towards level 60.
[07/01/24 14:30:09] The local wizard imbued ion's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ion's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/24 14:47:15] Bluedog was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:55:09 from level 83.
[07/01/24 15:43:26] HollowWasp got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:59:34 from level 57.
[07/01/24 16:41:24] allo reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! allo's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/01/24 18:50:54] StalkR was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:04:43 from level 87.
[07/01/24 19:38:13] Crazycatlady found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:40:43 towards level 89.
[07/01/24 20:16:36] pastly ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:24:58 from level 61.
[07/01/24 20:17:15] xbill had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:29:37 towards level 88.
[07/01/24 20:21:43] dbx12 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dbx12's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/01/24 23:26:43] Pricey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:15 towards level 71.
[07/01/24 23:47:36] kinus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:21:01 towards level 83.
[07/02/24 00:16:43] Brocker was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:17:36 from level 54.
[07/02/24 00:26:35] aqsd found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:52:18 towards level 84.
[07/02/24 01:03:30] Fritzl has dealt alexlehm a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:55:24 is added to alexlehm's clock.
[07/02/24 01:34:11] gendish's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! gendish's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/02/24 01:41:31] caeli's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! caeli's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/24 02:07:12] Kayn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:14:48 towards level 58.
[07/02/24 02:13:32] kptr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:51 towards level 88.
[07/02/24 02:41:59] OobSaco's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! OobSaco's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/02/24 03:19:54] Jens was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:57:26 towards level 79.
[07/02/24 03:51:24] Stevland was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:12:19 towards level 81.
[07/02/24 03:59:23] fork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:59:30 towards level 57.
[07/02/24 04:48:01] Omega was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:17:30 from level 80.
[07/02/24 05:06:09] Ungoliant's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ungoliant's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/02/24 06:40:01] _sh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:20:23 towards level 95.
[07/02/24 06:58:00] washclof discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:27 towards level 96.
[07/02/24 07:08:38] Notir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:28 towards level 82.
[07/02/24 07:17:38] kenyon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:12:49 towards level 89.
[07/02/24 07:54:29] Ankhers tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:23:25 towards level 78.
[07/02/24 07:59:43] TheSilentLink ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:45:10 from level 77.
[07/02/24 08:35:28] mordac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:24:45 towards level 86.
[07/02/24 08:44:45] VonToutCourt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:15:13 towards level 89.
[07/02/24 09:10:49] ColonelPanic001 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:20:59 towards level 62.
[07/02/24 09:45:52] TimWolla got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:40:39 from level 95.
[07/02/24 10:37:01] allo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:41 towards level 89.
[07/02/24 11:16:06] Fritzl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:08 towards level 34.
[07/02/24 11:27:14] Paganel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:23:28 from level 83.
[07/02/24 12:13:22] Wam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:48:43 towards level 81.
[07/02/24 13:16:12] gryphus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:08 towards level 48.
[07/02/24 13:40:34] StalkR was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:09:15 from level 87.
[07/02/24 14:04:21] medivh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:23 towards level 58.
[07/02/24 14:47:25] gusto walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:21:04 from level 75.
[07/02/24 15:12:19] zifnab06 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 15:53:51 from level 82.
[07/02/24 15:18:09] damyan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:02:54 towards level 82.
[07/02/24 15:28:34] vegadark was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:25 towards level 93.
[07/02/24 16:29:22] Gorek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Gorek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/02/24 16:41:01] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:45:14 towards level 84.
[07/02/24 16:43:53] Kachin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:07:47 towards level 78.
[07/02/24 17:53:24] TimeWarp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:15:09 towards level 78.
[07/02/24 18:08:37] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:30:38 towards level 84.
[07/02/24 18:36:56] hugga was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:46:30 towards level 73.
[07/02/24 18:48:30] Carl walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:21:13 from level 85.
[07/02/24 19:15:29] Reilly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:24:15 towards level 68.
[07/02/24 19:52:04] hiod burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! hiod's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/02/24 20:46:52] Kody had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:39:00 towards level 60.
[07/02/24 21:24:15] slim was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:10:21 from level 80.
[07/02/24 23:19:46] GRIZZLYMAN ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:27:08 from level 68.
[07/02/24 23:55:10] scornn slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! scornn's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/03/24 01:42:06] adamus1red gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 17:11:56 towards level 86.
[07/03/24 01:45:09] nax hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:01 towards level 35.
[07/03/24 02:07:06] Thorael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:56:30 towards level 84.
[07/03/24 02:20:13] dbx12 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:50:17 from level 72.
[07/03/24 02:45:06] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:54:21 towards level 81.
[07/03/24 03:06:32] Notir found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:31 towards level 82.
[07/03/24 04:24:01] Luca found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:40:10 towards level 60.
[07/03/24 04:31:05] fork's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! fork's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/24 04:50:06] Cirdan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Cirdan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/24 05:01:30] bsleep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:17 towards level 84.
[07/03/24 05:14:36] pastly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:58:51 from level 61.
[07/03/24 05:34:35] aqsd reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! aqsd's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/24 06:23:25] nax's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! nax's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/03/24 07:20:49] popey's charm ate a bolt of lightning! popey's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/24 07:40:06] Pinkman was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:30:00 from level 84.
[07/03/24 08:07:43] Stevland was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:27:38 towards level 81.
[07/03/24 08:18:26] SirNeo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:31:52 towards level 70.
[07/03/24 08:21:32] IFireflyl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:47:25 towards level 65.
[07/03/24 09:14:27] hiod was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:41:28 from level 54.
[07/03/24 09:15:42] TimWolla fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 09:35:30 from level 95.
[07/03/24 09:18:43] The local wizard imbued t3chn0's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! t3chn0's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/24 09:42:24] SirBummelz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:23 from level 70.
[07/03/24 10:25:57] Lord255 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:53:40 from level 90.
[07/03/24 10:59:44] yNos got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:03:02 towards level 84.
[07/03/24 11:01:39] nathan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:55:17 towards level 64.
[07/03/24 11:05:16] Crazycatlady was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:50:07 from level 89.
[07/03/24 11:42:54] MetaNova caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:32:15 towards level 85.
[07/03/24 11:45:19] dxrt's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! dxrt's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/24 11:52:15] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:45:54 towards level 84.
[07/03/24 12:57:46] theZoMBiE bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:57:43 towards level 61.
[07/03/24 13:22:25] The local wizard imbued GilbertErik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GilbertErik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/24 13:31:09] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:39:11 from level 85.
[07/03/24 13:48:29] arv had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:29 towards level 37.
[07/03/24 14:20:49] CompanionCube reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CompanionCube's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/24 15:18:58] Reilly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:07:18 towards level 68.
[07/03/24 15:51:31] gildarts has dealt Wam a Critical Strike! 7 days, 03:39:27 is added to Wam's clock.
[07/03/24 17:21:14] Rayke discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:45:12 towards level 56.
[07/03/24 17:38:34] Silvanus_Betrium's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Silvanus_Betrium's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/03/24 19:00:16] tass was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:45:38 towards level 65.
[07/03/24 19:27:09] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:58:18 towards level 84.
[07/03/24 20:02:00] alexlehm was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:35:16 from level 69.
[07/03/24 20:21:34] blabber was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 21:57:19 from level 82.
[07/03/24 20:36:11] fork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:51:46 towards level 57.
[07/03/24 21:16:35] thornrag gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 12:46:31 towards level 83.
[07/03/24 21:40:07] hugga was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:21:39 from level 73.
[07/03/24 21:57:53] pants burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pants's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/03/24 22:09:02] pyre caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:27 towards level 90.
[07/03/24 22:29:40] enteral was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:02:33 from level 70.
[07/03/24 22:49:49] V tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:09 towards level 89.
[07/03/24 22:55:17] Silvanus_Betrium caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:58:01 towards level 78.
[07/04/24 00:04:43] Wam ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:52:47 from level 81.
[07/04/24 01:25:59] tswsl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:33:52 towards level 87.
[07/04/24 02:59:11] The local wizard imbued BastelBot's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! BastelBot's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/24 03:42:42] Koffa tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:39:40 towards level 88.
[07/04/24 03:56:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on scornn's tunic! scornn's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/24 04:18:37] Silvanus_Betrium was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:43:49 towards level 78.
[07/04/24 04:25:23] yNos bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:30:55 towards level 84.
[07/04/24 04:45:32] ToHellWithGA got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:27 towards level 90.
[07/04/24 04:48:35] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:08:55 towards level 84.
[07/04/24 04:52:36] pastly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:52:06 towards level 61.
[07/04/24 06:18:10] Wam was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:22:28 from level 81.
[07/04/24 06:34:32] gusto hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:26:57 towards level 75.
[07/04/24 07:20:13] muirrum got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:52:54 towards level 66.
[07/04/24 07:47:56] dyvonna had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:53:25 towards level 84.
[07/04/24 07:53:42] The local wizard imbued DrinkyBird's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DrinkyBird's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/24 08:02:17] shikhin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:53:29 towards level 91.
[07/04/24 08:10:37] tswsl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:21:12 towards level 87.
[07/04/24 08:26:46] mordac's charm ate a bolt of lightning! mordac's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/04/24 09:42:49] MELOONi had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:19:02 towards level 83.
[07/04/24 09:44:44] VonToutCourt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:06:46 towards level 89.
[07/04/24 11:05:53] jacquesssss met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:29 from level 57.
[07/04/24 11:26:43] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:59:35 towards level 80.
[07/04/24 11:48:33] jra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:52 towards level 51.
[07/04/24 11:52:41] washclof was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:11:17 from level 96.
[07/04/24 12:21:21] aqsd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:10:27 from level 84.
[07/04/24 12:43:57] yNos was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:53:48 towards level 84.
[07/04/24 13:09:33] figment was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:34:18 from level 33.
[07/04/24 14:05:18] Ankhers was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:42:02 towards level 78.
[07/04/24 14:38:53] VonToutCourt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:32:23 towards level 89.
[07/04/24 15:54:25] style got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:33:46 towards level 76.
[07/04/24 16:42:18] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:53:47 towards level 88.
[07/04/24 16:59:34] Paganel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:52:09 from level 83.
[07/04/24 17:32:29] Ecko caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:43:14 towards level 83.
[07/04/24 18:45:11] sc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:28:27 towards level 95.
[07/04/24 19:30:50] Techman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 16:56:17 towards level 92.
[07/04/24 19:53:53] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:27:44 towards level 84.
[07/04/24 19:59:36] CornFly has dealt idleneutral a Critical Strike! 7 days, 06:32:32 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[07/04/24 20:21:24] Yarosh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:51:55 towards level 82.
[07/04/24 21:20:21] alexlehm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:47:17 towards level 70.
[07/04/24 21:27:41] Fischmiep was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:26:27 from level 53.
[07/04/24 21:50:45] malat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:46 towards level 48.
[07/04/24 22:53:23] KindOne met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:57:09 from level 78.
[07/04/24 23:13:10] Paganel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:05:30 towards level 83.
[07/05/24 00:06:16] Luca caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:15:29 towards level 60.
[07/05/24 00:13:06] thatmint spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! thatmint's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/05/24 00:13:09] Forud has dealt Kayn a Critical Strike! 1 day, 05:40:20 is added to Kayn's clock.
[07/05/24 00:21:20] Kody met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:38:58 from level 60.
[07/05/24 00:53:15] MELOONi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:00:58 towards level 83.
[07/05/24 00:55:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Tenorman's tunic! Tenorman's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/24 01:24:59] Paganel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:39:14 towards level 83.
[07/05/24 02:25:43] buzel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:33:56 towards level 88.
[07/05/24 03:06:17] CrashOverride hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:50:04 towards level 85.
[07/05/24 04:25:39] ZOTTA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:10:22 towards level 82.
[07/05/24 04:40:07] HeavyPodda ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:19:08 from level 87.
[07/05/24 04:50:40] Silvanus_Betrium found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:07:11 towards level 78.
[07/05/24 05:29:52] scornn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:34:45 towards level 69.
[07/05/24 05:39:15] dxrt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:57:34 towards level 59.
[07/05/24 05:40:28] MELOONi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:44:41 towards level 83.
[07/05/24 05:51:24] zuper hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:37 towards level 53.
[07/05/24 06:06:11] Garg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:22:08 from level 64.
[07/05/24 06:22:52] particleflux tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:28:42 towards level 64.
[07/05/24 07:12:49] caeli had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:44 towards level 91.
[07/05/24 07:38:08] Theleveler bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:45:00 towards level 88.
[07/05/24 07:50:16] soltys burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! soltys's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/05/24 07:54:47] pwae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:56:06 from level 86.
[07/05/24 08:36:40] elf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:14:28 from level 94.
[07/05/24 08:51:04] Khorne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:23:51 towards level 96.
[07/05/24 09:16:34] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:24:44 towards level 86.
[07/05/24 09:21:59] Brocker caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:35:24 towards level 54.
[07/05/24 10:17:11] MELOONi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:41:02 towards level 83.
[07/05/24 11:09:10] arv discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:40 towards level 39.
[07/05/24 11:12:20] Kritzefitz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:06 towards level 85.
[07/05/24 11:37:26] el caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:08:40 towards level 87.
[07/05/24 12:04:44] shikhin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:10 towards level 91.
[07/05/24 12:11:10] Paganel's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Paganel's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/24 12:26:33] Khorne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:04:42 towards level 96.
[07/05/24 13:21:42] Cirdan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:56:27 from level 90.
[07/05/24 13:56:50] Gangsterish ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:55 from level 64.
[07/05/24 13:56:53] SirNeo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:17:41 from level 70.
[07/05/24 14:47:32] yNos bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:48:58 towards level 84.
[07/05/24 15:00:41] TimWolla has dealt Misza a Critical Strike! 4 days, 11:44:02 is added to Misza's clock.
[07/05/24 15:22:55] freeboson spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! freeboson's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/05/24 15:28:12] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:42:14 towards level 95.
[07/05/24 16:03:43] bobvador's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bobvador's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/24 16:04:52] bg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:03:43 towards level 88.
[07/05/24 16:16:13] \dev\ice had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:47:15 towards level 74.
[07/05/24 16:27:55] IRCd's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! IRCd's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/05/24 16:54:55] Ankhers got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:20:36 towards level 78.
[07/05/24 16:56:05] hugga has dealt Reilly a Critical Strike! 9 days, 01:47:32 is added to Reilly's clock.
[07/05/24 17:07:59] anarcat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:18:21 from level 90.
[07/05/24 17:54:29] The local wizard imbued Zaratustra's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Zaratustra's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/24 18:03:55] soltys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:22:38 towards level 92.
[07/05/24 18:44:34] Zaratustra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:59:10 towards level 77.
[07/05/24 19:32:03] jaxson was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:30:11 from level 77.
[07/05/24 19:36:28] _sh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:24:31 from level 95.
[07/05/24 19:47:54] TimeWarp spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! TimeWarp's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/05/24 20:22:37] Garg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:52:23 towards level 64.
[07/05/24 20:49:54] d4n13L was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:24:05 towards level 83.
[07/05/24 20:57:20] yNos reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! yNos's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/24 22:00:22] idleneutral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:51:44 towards level 74.
[07/05/24 22:24:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on damyan's tunic! damyan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/05/24 22:42:54] freeboson ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:16:02 from level 86.
[07/05/24 23:09:59] canton7 has dealt Pricey a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:32:32 is added to Pricey's clock.
[07/05/24 23:30:12] gusto was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:12:14 from level 75.
[07/05/24 23:33:31] washclof found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:59 towards level 96.
[07/05/24 23:56:19] jra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:36:09 towards level 52.
[07/06/24 00:15:11] fstrelok ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:46:20 from level 69.
[07/06/24 00:35:25] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:42:30 towards level 86.
[07/06/24 00:42:30] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:19 towards level 88.
[07/06/24 01:40:56] medivh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:34 towards level 58.
[07/06/24 01:44:21] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:30:44 towards level 95.
[07/06/24 01:46:31] \dev\ice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:03:29 towards level 74.
[07/06/24 02:00:28] idleneutral found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:48:10 towards level 74.
[07/06/24 02:16:51] DrinkyBird reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DrinkyBird's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/24 03:55:29] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:10:49 towards level 94.
[07/06/24 05:42:25] ialokin ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:23:14 from level 44.
[07/06/24 05:47:44] _sh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:30:49 from level 95.
[07/06/24 06:05:08] hcf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:22 from level 34.
[07/06/24 06:21:11] Drkmirror gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:04:54 towards level 54.
[07/06/24 06:30:35] _sh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 18:48:29 from level 95.
[07/06/24 06:41:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bobvador's tunic! bobvador's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/24 06:47:15] gradator hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:17 towards level 88.
[07/06/24 07:11:29] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:15:22 towards level 82.
[07/06/24 07:22:34] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:31 towards level 90.
[07/06/24 08:13:25] idleneutral burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! idleneutral's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/24 08:27:49] "\@_ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:28:56 towards level 88.
[07/06/24 09:08:28] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:07:48 towards level 91.
[07/06/24 09:24:02] Fenrik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:40:32 towards level 88.
[07/06/24 09:43:21] MELOONi found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:44:38 towards level 83.
[07/06/24 10:56:51] tmberg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:01:29 towards level 78.
[07/06/24 11:06:29] solarsparq was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:16:47 towards level 74.
[07/06/24 11:55:22] sc was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:04:51 towards level 95.
[07/06/24 12:08:22] Ankhers found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:26:43 towards level 78.
[07/06/24 12:11:31] ColonelPanic001 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:27:29 from level 62.
[07/06/24 12:28:26] Ankhers was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:36:47 towards level 78.
[07/06/24 13:23:24] \dev\ice had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:11:21 towards level 74.
[07/06/24 15:01:32] malat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:40 towards level 48.
[07/06/24 15:25:57] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:02 towards level 87.
[07/06/24 16:07:03] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:53 towards level 87.
[07/06/24 16:15:32] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:59 towards level 87.
[07/06/24 16:23:13] gryphus got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:17:35 from level 49.
[07/06/24 16:51:02] el gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:50:46 towards level 87.
[07/06/24 17:31:50] Ancalagon was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:48:47 from level 69.
[07/06/24 17:35:15] laama bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:45 towards level 87.
[07/06/24 17:37:15] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:33:34 towards level 94.
[07/06/24 17:39:52] dodecahedron fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:28:13 from level 61.
[07/06/24 17:46:23] Acolarh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:02:57 towards level 86.
[07/06/24 17:50:30] Dex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:59 towards level 57.
[07/06/24 19:20:59] Tangles discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:17:49 towards level 84.
[07/06/24 19:30:59] Tenorman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:32:21 towards level 78.
[07/06/24 20:03:59] TheSilentLink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:42:35 towards level 77.
[07/06/24 20:19:07] Koffa's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Koffa's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/06/24 20:37:00] Zaratustra has dealt SirBummelz a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:30:25 is added to SirBummelz's clock.
[07/06/24 20:45:36] Platonides slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Platonides's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/24 20:57:03] arv found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:10 towards level 40.
[07/06/24 22:38:15] pants tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:26:49 towards level 83.
[07/06/24 23:02:57] Tenorman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:59:08 towards level 78.
[07/06/24 23:03:39] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:09:12 towards level 78.
[07/06/24 23:25:15] ahmubashshir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:00:13 towards level 73.
[07/06/24 23:47:35] Acolarh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:25:01 from level 86.
[07/06/24 23:51:24] laama caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:05 towards level 87.
[07/07/24 00:27:15] Affliction was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:51:08 from level 86.
[07/07/24 00:56:07] ahmubashshir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:49:40 towards level 73.
[07/07/24 00:56:40] The local wizard imbued Platonides's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Platonides's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/07/24 01:12:41] dyvonna bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:27 towards level 84.
[07/07/24 01:41:11] pants has dealt SirBummelz a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:45:08 is added to SirBummelz's clock.
[07/07/24 02:12:59] laama met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:05:55 from level 87.
[07/07/24 02:26:32] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:26:15 towards level 78.
[07/07/24 04:41:19] drahthaar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:13:02 towards level 95.
[07/07/24 05:09:40] bot was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:26 towards level 49.
[07/07/24 05:39:41] Kurenai was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:33:40 towards level 79.
[07/07/24 06:45:18] kevkev was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:25:02 from level 60.
[07/07/24 07:38:52] Cirdan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Cirdan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/07/24 07:51:01] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:30:43 towards level 84.
[07/07/24 08:10:20] Kody gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:10 towards level 60.
[07/07/24 08:14:54] rawgreaze found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:00 towards level 80.
[07/07/24 08:19:52] Theleveler got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:26:07 towards level 88.
[07/07/24 08:46:34] Kachin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:17 towards level 78.
[07/07/24 09:31:42] freeboson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:21:02 towards level 86.
[07/07/24 09:44:30] gradator ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:25:38 from level 88.
[07/07/24 11:21:23] pants tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:22:33 towards level 83.
[07/07/24 11:30:46] Techman burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Techman's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/07/24 12:32:02] hdm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:08:49 from level 94.
[07/07/24 13:06:51] hdm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:02 from level 94.
[07/07/24 13:28:12] CompanionCube found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:58:52 towards level 91.
[07/07/24 14:16:59] hax404 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:10:09 towards level 84.
[07/07/24 15:39:44] kevkev had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:34:06 towards level 60.
[07/07/24 16:22:09] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:33:26 towards level 84.
[07/07/24 16:31:35] Kayn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:15:20 towards level 58.
[07/07/24 16:58:35] ZOTTA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:05 towards level 82.
[07/07/24 17:23:53] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:01:26 towards level 96.
[07/07/24 17:31:31] malat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:20 towards level 48.
[07/07/24 17:43:28] Malvolio bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:55:53 towards level 66.
[07/07/24 17:58:22] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:31:31 towards level 84.
[07/07/24 18:00:01] idleneutral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:57 towards level 74.
[07/07/24 18:23:50] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:26:23 towards level 82.
[07/07/24 18:25:08] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:57:56 towards level 90.
[07/07/24 19:00:31] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:53 towards level 89.
[07/07/24 19:01:40] tass hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:01:10 towards level 65.
[07/07/24 19:23:52] _sh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:28:46 from level 95.
[07/07/24 19:27:13] ColonelPanic001's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ColonelPanic001's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/07/24 19:35:18] aqsd was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:30 towards level 84.
[07/07/24 19:48:30] kptr bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:19:47 towards level 89.
[07/07/24 20:29:37] idleneutral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:24:15 towards level 74.
[07/07/24 20:55:22] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:27:52 towards level 89.
[07/07/24 21:01:00] Fischmiep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:48 towards level 53.
[07/07/24 22:10:19] Cockatrice bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:15:47 towards level 76.
[07/07/24 23:04:59] idlegood was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:23:30 from level 79.
[07/07/24 23:06:54] Theleveler was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:36:13 from level 88.
[07/07/24 23:10:55] nax found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:09 towards level 37.
[07/07/24 23:34:24] alephnull was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:36:28 from level 68.
[07/08/24 00:00:00] hugga's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hugga's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/24 00:13:44] catte's charm ate a bolt of lightning! catte's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/24 01:07:07] d4n13L's charm ate a bolt of lightning! d4n13L's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/24 01:37:17] yang ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:55:17 from level 59.
[07/08/24 02:44:06] xbill was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:27:54 towards level 88.
[07/08/24 03:08:06] dxrt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:45:57 towards level 59.
[07/08/24 03:18:56] SirNeo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:58:41 towards level 70.
[07/08/24 04:15:54] \dev\ice ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:45:47 from level 74.
[07/08/24 04:21:53] Cirdan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:33:29 from level 90.
[07/08/24 04:44:08] Gorek has dealt freeboson a Critical Strike! 4 days, 21:47:35 is added to freeboson's clock.
[07/08/24 04:46:53] rawgreaze got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:22:41 from level 80.
[07/08/24 05:58:59] GilbertErik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:38:33 towards level 74.
[07/08/24 08:43:43] The local wizard imbued ialokin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ialokin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/24 09:18:23] Zed_Spiker's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Zed_Spiker's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/24 09:31:44] fstrelok was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:24:49 towards level 69.
[07/08/24 10:09:31] Pinkman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:17:51 towards level 84.
[07/08/24 10:14:11] xbill was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:47:18 from level 88.
[07/08/24 10:25:04] nathan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:39:14 towards level 64.
[07/08/24 11:02:23] Platonides had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:30:12 towards level 75.
[07/08/24 11:03:20] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:38 towards level 90.
[07/08/24 11:22:07] Lnk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Lnk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/24 11:52:29] simple gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:35:30 towards level 84.
[07/08/24 12:26:59] Reilly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:27:49 towards level 68.
[07/08/24 13:13:39] alexlehm ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:36:50 from level 70.
[07/08/24 13:29:45] \dev\ice's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! \dev\ice's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/24 15:26:33] csc2ya got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:52:55 from level 66.
[07/08/24 15:50:18] shikhin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:07 towards level 91.
[07/08/24 17:42:45] ialokin's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! ialokin's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/08/24 17:45:12] scumola was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:04:13 towards level 83.
[07/08/24 17:47:34] TimeWarp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:02 towards level 78.
[07/08/24 20:24:39] Ancalagon was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 04:30:11 from level 69.
[07/08/24 20:42:10] style hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:02:26 towards level 76.
[07/08/24 20:48:54] Forud has dealt ColonelPanic001 a Critical Strike! 4 days, 19:26:45 is added to ColonelPanic001's clock.
[07/08/24 20:55:47] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sky's tunic! sky's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/24 21:03:01] figment found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:21 towards level 36.
[07/08/24 21:03:10] Minus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Minus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/08/24 21:25:46] sam was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:02:50 towards level 82.
[07/08/24 23:27:09] Rayke's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Rayke's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/24 00:01:40] idleevil was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:06:57 towards level 79.
[07/09/24 00:02:35] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:50:41 towards level 84.
[07/09/24 00:38:38] allo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:57 towards level 89.
[07/09/24 01:23:49] Xenthys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:06:28 towards level 68.
[07/09/24 01:48:55] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:06:47 towards level 78.
[07/09/24 01:54:14] dwfreed was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:28 towards level 89.
[07/09/24 02:22:27] HeavyPodda bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:33:53 towards level 88.
[07/09/24 03:17:21] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:10 towards level 82.
[07/09/24 03:43:54] Naomi was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:54 towards level 40.
[07/09/24 04:21:09] popey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:53:02 towards level 62.
[07/09/24 05:00:58] shikhin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:33 towards level 91.
[07/09/24 05:19:45] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:45:22 towards level 88.
[07/09/24 06:56:40] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:22 towards level 86.
[07/09/24 08:19:19] Gorek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:27:20 towards level 90.
[07/09/24 08:37:56] ColonelPanic001 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:26:30 towards level 62.
[07/09/24 08:48:47] bsleep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:00:34 towards level 84.
[07/09/24 09:02:17] medivh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:20:06 towards level 59.
[07/09/24 09:04:54] catte was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:45:36 from level 54.
[07/09/24 09:18:00] Drkmirror was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:02:37 from level 54.
[07/09/24 09:25:20] bg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:35 towards level 88.
[07/09/24 10:00:40] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:03:28 towards level 86.
[07/09/24 11:09:40] Silvanus_Betrium ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:57:58 from level 78.
[07/09/24 11:22:44] Aksej got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:47:03 towards level 83.
[07/09/24 11:28:03] vectr0n's charm ate a bolt of lightning! vectr0n's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/24 11:32:22] CornFly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:51:40 towards level 85.
[07/09/24 11:33:43] t3chn0 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:14:52 from level 86.
[07/09/24 12:07:04] nax's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nax's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/24 13:30:25] pants found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:29 towards level 83.
[07/09/24 13:39:16] xbill gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:52:40 towards level 88.
[07/09/24 13:54:53] The local wizard imbued GilbertErik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GilbertErik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/24 14:19:14] theZoMBiE hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:34:19 towards level 61.
[07/09/24 15:29:27] particleflux reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! particleflux's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/24 15:57:48] Wolf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:49:14 towards level 92.
[07/09/24 15:59:30] Techman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:48:21 towards level 92.
[07/09/24 16:52:23] kadotux gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:05 towards level 44.
[07/09/24 17:43:24] Mat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:51:12 towards level 70.
[07/09/24 18:08:39] Drin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:58:08 towards level 81.
[07/09/24 18:27:52] jayvee caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:52:24 towards level 82.
[07/09/24 18:45:21] Fritzl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:43:31 from level 36.
[07/09/24 18:52:41] hdm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:38:54 towards level 95.
[07/09/24 19:37:54] Xenthys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:22 towards level 68.
[07/09/24 20:03:44] nya was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:03:48 from level 86.
[07/09/24 20:06:35] Kachin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:20:56 towards level 78.
[07/09/24 21:46:13] pfoley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:38:06 towards level 80.
[07/09/24 22:00:31] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:36 towards level 85.
[07/09/24 22:11:40] particleflux was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:45:42 towards level 64.
[07/09/24 22:13:26] The local wizard imbued \dev\ice's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! \dev\ice's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/09/24 23:12:05] muirrum ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:17:56 from level 66.
[07/09/24 23:41:10] Pinkman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:49 towards level 84.
[07/09/24 23:57:44] Platonides caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:57:38 towards level 75.
[07/10/24 00:53:08] blobdog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:27 towards level 63.
[07/10/24 01:14:44] aqsd tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:12 towards level 84.
[07/10/24 02:01:17] catte spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! catte's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/10/24 02:24:22] KindOne was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:33:06 from level 78.
[07/10/24 02:25:41] Ecko found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:32:06 towards level 83.
[07/10/24 02:40:38] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:49:02 towards level 83.
[07/10/24 03:24:17] bsleep's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bsleep's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/24 03:54:48] Zaratustra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:58:13 from level 77.
[07/10/24 05:24:27] Gangsterish was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:07:15 towards level 65.
[07/10/24 06:08:05] Cirdan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:38 towards level 90.
[07/10/24 07:34:40] BastelBot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:20:06 towards level 91.
[07/10/24 07:51:54] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:48 towards level 78.
[07/10/24 08:11:53] particleflux gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:20:14 towards level 64.
[07/10/24 08:26:39] Forud has dealt Ungoliant a Critical Strike! 3 days, 07:57:27 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[07/10/24 08:43:15] dxrt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:00 towards level 59.
[07/10/24 09:45:19] rawgreaze hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:38:07 towards level 81.
[07/10/24 09:54:07] idleneutral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:14:36 towards level 74.
[07/10/24 10:04:25] Cockatrice's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Cockatrice's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/10/24 10:32:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on catte's tunic! catte's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/24 11:01:41] Zed_Spiker got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:17:19 towards level 62.
[07/10/24 11:16:33] The local wizard imbued tmberg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tmberg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/24 11:18:12] heisenbug gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:37:41 towards level 91.
[07/10/24 12:34:49] dodecahedron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:22:49 towards level 61.
[07/10/24 12:53:14] GilbertErik has dealt buzel a Critical Strike! 3 days, 19:47:39 is added to buzel's clock.
[07/10/24 13:18:57] medivh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:24:19 from level 59.
[07/10/24 13:36:05] yano bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:35:44 towards level 89.
[07/10/24 13:41:16] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Omega's tunic! Omega's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/24 14:14:25] Mat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:34:26 towards level 70.
[07/10/24 14:17:05] popey burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! popey's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/10/24 15:09:42] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:02:36 towards level 89.
[07/10/24 15:38:29] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:33:44 from level 91.
[07/10/24 15:44:22] chadgpt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:46 towards level 52.
[07/10/24 16:17:04] crack was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:37 towards level 27.
[07/10/24 17:53:07] csc2ya found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:51:43 towards level 66.
[07/10/24 18:08:08] Khorne has dealt Techman a Critical Strike! 11 days, 07:17:05 is added to Techman's clock.
[07/10/24 18:20:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SirNeo's tunic! SirNeo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/24 18:42:43] DojShadow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:00 towards level 56.
[07/10/24 18:50:55] caeli caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:59:51 towards level 91.
[07/10/24 20:42:41] gryphus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:29 towards level 49.
[07/10/24 20:48:09] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:53:25 towards level 83.
[07/10/24 21:37:33] pyre bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:18 towards level 90.
[07/10/24 22:49:30] MetaNova's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MetaNova's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/10/24 22:53:31] V burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! V's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/10/24 22:58:53] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:41:54 towards level 79.
[07/10/24 23:06:37] tass got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:53:52 from level 65.
[07/10/24 23:21:32] VonToutCourt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:08 towards level 89.
[07/11/24 00:11:05] kenyon was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:46:03 towards level 89.
[07/11/24 00:16:00] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:57:55 towards level 86.
[07/11/24 00:28:40] HollowWasp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:10:02 from level 58.
[07/11/24 00:59:13] particleflux got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:32:05 towards level 64.
[07/11/24 01:12:25] Pinkman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:38:24 from level 84.
[07/11/24 01:19:37] vegadark had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:36:50 towards level 93.
[07/11/24 02:29:57] Stevland had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:39:40 towards level 81.
[07/11/24 02:38:51] zuper gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:30:20 towards level 54.
[07/11/24 02:42:45] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:39:40 towards level 78.
[07/11/24 02:53:42] freeboson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:43:42 towards level 86.
[07/11/24 04:21:19] TheSilentLink reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TheSilentLink's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/24 05:05:12] spex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:43:20 towards level 88.
[07/11/24 05:05:27] anarcat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:00:33 towards level 90.
[07/11/24 06:00:28] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:27:11 towards level 89.
[07/11/24 07:10:41] Dex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:56:31 towards level 57.
[07/11/24 07:19:34] Fenrik burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Fenrik's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/11/24 07:25:21] ialokin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:03 towards level 45.
[07/11/24 08:02:22] anarcat met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:18:03 from level 90.
[07/11/24 08:26:47] muirrum found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:03:26 towards level 66.
[07/11/24 09:08:49] hdm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:33:12 from level 95.
[07/11/24 09:35:35] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:46:12 from level 85.
[07/11/24 09:43:19] sam's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sam's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/24 09:44:04] vegadark found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:00:42 towards level 93.
[07/11/24 10:12:48] DojShadow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:55 towards level 56.
[07/11/24 11:14:14] allo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:27 towards level 89.
[07/11/24 11:30:25] Ungoliant burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Ungoliant's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/11/24 11:55:15] Bluedog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:13:02 towards level 83.
[07/11/24 12:21:22] CrashOverride spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! CrashOverride's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/11/24 12:28:57] Zaratustra's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Zaratustra's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/11/24 12:51:57] Tangles burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Tangles's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/11/24 12:57:56] nax hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:04 towards level 39.
[07/11/24 13:21:46] tass was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:13 towards level 65.
[07/11/24 15:08:59] GilbertErik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:02:59 towards level 74.
[07/11/24 16:23:20] kadotux was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:55 from level 44.
[07/11/24 16:46:13] pyre ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:29:33 from level 90.
[07/11/24 17:20:52] ahmubashshir was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:36:54 from level 73.
[07/11/24 17:44:25] dyvonna discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:55:42 towards level 84.
[07/11/24 18:41:28] yano had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 22:08:36 towards level 89.
[07/11/24 19:09:06] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:53 towards level 78.
[07/11/24 19:24:12] yang found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:03:48 towards level 59.
[07/11/24 19:38:37] Misza gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:55:18 towards level 76.
[07/11/24 20:31:51] elf was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:19:31 from level 94.
[07/11/24 21:23:57] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:09:17 towards level 66.
[07/11/24 21:24:30] IFireflyl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:23:04 towards level 65.
[07/11/24 22:45:43] Platonides slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Platonides's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/11/24 23:15:34] tomhek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:05 towards level 88.
[07/12/24 00:49:35] The local wizard imbued Gorek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Gorek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/24 00:58:58] dbx12 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:08:08 from level 72.
[07/12/24 01:33:05] Puff was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:04:55 towards level 84.
[07/12/24 02:16:37] t3chn0 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:32 towards level 86.
[07/12/24 02:20:30] ahmubashshir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:24 towards level 73.
[07/12/24 02:57:00] crack's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! crack's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/24 03:49:11] OobSaco found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:15 towards level 61.
[07/12/24 04:05:05] ialokin's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ialokin's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/24 04:08:54] brycec was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:24:46 from level 81.
[07/12/24 04:42:09] nathan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:32 towards level 64.
[07/12/24 04:48:25] pants found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:13:48 towards level 84.
[07/12/24 05:16:38] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:20:51 towards level 95.
[07/12/24 05:26:41] simple was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:38:02 towards level 84.
[07/12/24 05:30:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sam's tunic! sam's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/24 06:41:49] \dev\ice was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:42:38 from level 74.
[07/12/24 08:39:46] fork has dealt KindOne a Critical Strike! 2 days, 05:02:05 is added to KindOne's clock.
[07/12/24 09:37:54] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 15:45:45 towards level 88.
[07/12/24 09:38:24] bookworm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:29:14 towards level 82.
[07/12/24 10:17:25] crack was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:01 towards level 30.
[07/12/24 10:42:01] OobSaco tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:53:54 towards level 62.
[07/12/24 11:15:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Kody's tunic! Kody's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/24 11:31:48] kadotux gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:43 towards level 45.
[07/12/24 12:27:46] bookworm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 22:44:45 from level 82.
[07/12/24 12:49:42] Crazycatlady got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:17:28 towards level 89.
[07/12/24 13:05:34] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:40 towards level 86.
[07/12/24 13:17:43] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:09:07 towards level 95.
[07/12/24 13:21:14] thatmint found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:39:01 towards level 70.
[07/12/24 13:45:41] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:15 towards level 87.
[07/12/24 13:58:32] crysis met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:37:40 from level 71.
[07/12/24 14:01:14] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:14 towards level 78.
[07/12/24 14:26:30] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:53:04 towards level 88.
[07/12/24 14:36:27] scornn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:54:06 towards level 69.
[07/12/24 15:46:35] ToHellWithGA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:58 towards level 90.
[07/12/24 16:35:24] Russell caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:10:09 towards level 76.
[07/12/24 17:08:45] Mat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:04:43 from level 70.
[07/12/24 18:15:46] nathan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:05 towards level 64.
[07/12/24 18:15:52] KindOne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:38:26 towards level 78.
[07/12/24 18:30:08] BlueJay was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:33:13 towards level 62.
[07/12/24 19:39:16] heisenbug had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:53:27 towards level 91.
[07/12/24 20:13:16] Wolf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Wolf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/24 20:59:14] solarsparq spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! solarsparq's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/12/24 22:39:17] ToHellWithGA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:34:09 towards level 90.
[07/12/24 23:00:28] Aksej bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:59:20 towards level 83.
[07/12/24 23:12:40] Kurenai bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:41 towards level 79.
[07/12/24 23:16:59] muirrum gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:01:31 towards level 66.
[07/12/24 23:54:26] wille was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:53:11 towards level 65.
[07/12/24 23:59:37] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:47:06 towards level 87.
[07/13/24 00:27:53] GRIZZLYMAN got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:04:03 from level 69.
[07/13/24 00:29:14] Naomi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:16 towards level 41.
[07/13/24 01:12:01] The local wizard imbued buzel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! buzel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/24 01:18:33] solarsparq was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 15:16:13 from level 74.
[07/13/24 02:27:56] alephnull was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:04:32 from level 68.
[07/13/24 02:47:46] idleevil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:27:04 towards level 79.
[07/13/24 03:19:42] slim was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:37 towards level 80.
[07/13/24 04:19:00] sam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:04 towards level 82.
[07/13/24 04:21:16] The local wizard imbued Fischmiep's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fischmiep's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/24 04:42:39] kptr ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:52:58 from level 89.
[07/13/24 05:00:47] soltys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:33:00 towards level 92.
[07/13/24 05:51:16] Pricey found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:54 towards level 71.
[07/13/24 06:45:51] hdm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:28:46 towards level 95.
[07/13/24 06:59:34] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:42:18 towards level 79.
[07/13/24 07:37:56] spex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:21:10 towards level 88.
[07/13/24 08:16:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on TimeWarp's tunic! TimeWarp's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/24 08:49:31] DojShadow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:54:20 towards level 56.
[07/13/24 09:10:18] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:56 towards level 88.
[07/13/24 09:32:50] sam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:28 towards level 82.
[07/13/24 09:33:14] bsleep ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:04:26 from level 84.
[07/13/24 10:15:32] DrinkyBird had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:53 towards level 91.
[07/13/24 10:44:28] jaxson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jaxson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/24 10:46:28] zifnab06 has dealt wowbagger a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:21:57 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[07/13/24 11:14:32] Finley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:07:27 towards level 66.
[07/13/24 11:26:13] Gangsterish caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:39:06 towards level 65.
[07/13/24 11:34:18] spex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:29 towards level 88.
[07/13/24 12:02:23] gendish gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:14:00 towards level 61.
[07/13/24 12:18:57] Stevland bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:21:19 towards level 81.
[07/13/24 12:59:11] gildarts gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:56:51 towards level 82.
[07/13/24 13:07:10] brycec hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:58:28 towards level 81.
[07/13/24 13:20:46] brycec had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:08:46 towards level 81.
[07/13/24 13:26:52] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:38 towards level 96.
[07/13/24 13:39:56] Lord255 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:33:47 towards level 91.
[07/13/24 14:42:42] Pricey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:35 towards level 71.
[07/13/24 14:46:01] pastly walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:08:03 from level 61.
[07/13/24 15:52:53] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:14:41 towards level 85.
[07/13/24 17:16:51] fork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:54 towards level 57.
[07/13/24 17:33:10] Kritzefitz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:14 towards level 85.
[07/13/24 17:56:56] Daikojun bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:11 towards level 67.
[07/13/24 18:03:13] The local wizard imbued hiod's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hiod's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/24 18:30:09] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:06 towards level 78.
[07/13/24 18:48:47] thornrag ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:08:52 from level 83.
[07/13/24 20:15:34] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:36:08 towards level 86.
[07/13/24 20:21:09] kinus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:17 towards level 83.
[07/13/24 21:03:16] hax404 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:19:59 towards level 84.
[07/13/24 21:13:43] Yarosh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:34:51 from level 82.
[07/13/24 21:25:04] thornrag walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:47:02 from level 83.
[07/13/24 21:44:03] Celediel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:19:25 towards level 63.
[07/13/24 22:09:31] tomhek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:37 towards level 88.
[07/13/24 22:59:54] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:24 towards level 86.
[07/13/24 23:04:43] Garg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:17:35 from level 64.
[07/13/24 23:20:08] Kody hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:33:47 towards level 61.
[07/13/24 23:46:15] Xenthys ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:16:11 from level 68.
[07/14/24 00:09:34] Rayke had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:14:21 towards level 57.
[07/14/24 01:45:21] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:11 towards level 88.
[07/14/24 02:31:28] thatmint hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:19:38 towards level 70.
[07/14/24 02:51:54] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 17:57:49 towards level 97.
[07/14/24 03:44:37] yang bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:02:37 towards level 59.
[07/14/24 03:47:47] jayvee's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jayvee's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/24 04:28:13] RussellB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:27:41 towards level 87.
[07/14/24 04:34:54] bookworm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:49:15 towards level 82.
[07/14/24 05:09:33] adamus1red got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:36:51 towards level 86.
[07/14/24 05:26:12] CrashOverride found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:01 towards level 85.
[07/14/24 05:32:17] gideonstar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:30:41 towards level 65.
[07/14/24 07:42:10] CrashOverride's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CrashOverride's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/24 07:49:02] Crazycatlady got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:06:10 from level 89.
[07/14/24 08:16:41] tomhek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:40 towards level 88.
[07/14/24 09:24:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on cadfael's tunic! cadfael's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/24 09:34:51] heisenbug was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:12:43 towards level 91.
[07/14/24 09:59:27] enteral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:19:29 towards level 70.
[07/14/24 10:17:41] KindOne found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:51:02 towards level 78.
[07/14/24 10:52:40] scornn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:16:18 towards level 69.
[07/14/24 11:33:14] Drin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:17:56 towards level 81.
[07/14/24 11:48:54] gradator was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:14:26 from level 88.
[07/14/24 12:44:08] RussellB reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! RussellB's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/24 13:26:38] Notir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:44 towards level 82.
[07/14/24 13:54:54] canton7's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! canton7's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/24 14:03:59] tass was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:12:29 from level 65.
[07/14/24 14:15:06] signofzeta had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:23:24 towards level 79.
[07/14/24 14:18:24] HeavyPodda's charm ate a bolt of lightning! HeavyPodda's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/24 14:45:39] Bluedog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:59:02 towards level 83.
[07/14/24 14:49:52] io gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:32:39 towards level 96.
[07/14/24 15:16:26] Mat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:11:29 towards level 70.
[07/14/24 16:35:33] Tenorman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:39:23 towards level 78.
[07/14/24 17:06:30] \dev\ice had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:39:39 towards level 74.
[07/14/24 17:30:18] Drin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:08:34 towards level 81.
[07/14/24 18:19:36] xbill had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:40:46 towards level 88.
[07/14/24 18:26:37] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:34:22 towards level 79.
[07/14/24 18:55:52] V tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:14:19 towards level 90.
[07/14/24 19:09:49] d4n13L was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:55:06 from level 83.
[07/14/24 19:26:41] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on StalkR's tunic! StalkR's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/24 21:39:33] JigmeDatse spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! JigmeDatse's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/14/24 22:20:07] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:23:16 towards level 90.
[07/14/24 22:58:08] The local wizard imbued idleevil's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! idleevil's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/24 23:45:09] Lnk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:42:37 towards level 96.
[07/15/24 00:01:40] Cirdan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:03:59 towards level 91.
[07/15/24 00:39:08] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:27:10 towards level 80.
[07/15/24 01:13:29] tmberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:09 towards level 78.
[07/15/24 02:42:41] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:28:23 towards level 90.
[07/15/24 02:43:24] Asara was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:31:46 from level 88.
[07/15/24 03:11:31] anarcat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:07:23 towards level 90.
[07/15/24 03:20:30] enteral was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:52:56 from level 70.
[07/15/24 04:55:18] ZOTTA got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:48:25 from level 83.
[07/15/24 05:02:38] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:20:56 towards level 92.
[07/15/24 05:11:43] gendish found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:14:02 towards level 61.
[07/15/24 05:13:20] muirrum was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:01:16 from level 66.
[07/15/24 06:06:44] Kody gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:51:03 towards level 61.
[07/15/24 06:13:58] malat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! malat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/24 07:08:45] mordac was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:50:31 towards level 86.
[07/15/24 07:29:29] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:40:33 towards level 79.
[07/15/24 08:03:29] vegadark met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:37:37 from level 93.
[07/15/24 09:15:51] thatmint tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:38:41 towards level 70.
[07/15/24 09:16:34] hetz's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hetz's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/24 09:18:25] Ankhers hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:53:56 towards level 78.
[07/15/24 09:51:48] tass was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:28:23 towards level 65.
[07/15/24 10:11:15] Crazycatlady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:35 towards level 89.
[07/15/24 10:56:22] wille bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:38:21 towards level 65.
[07/15/24 11:16:17] caeli burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! caeli's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/15/24 11:40:36] MetaNova was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:00:03 towards level 85.
[07/15/24 11:42:30] Daikojun burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Daikojun's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/15/24 11:46:13] zifnab06's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zifnab06's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/24 11:59:32] Gangsterish was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:05:38 from level 65.
[07/15/24 12:15:55] kevkev was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:49:54 towards level 60.
[07/15/24 13:39:53] Zed_Spiker hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:35 towards level 62.
[07/15/24 14:04:57] hugga caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:43:55 towards level 73.
[07/15/24 14:14:29] muirrum was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:14:08 towards level 66.
[07/15/24 14:52:12] wowbagger was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:36 towards level 66.
[07/15/24 15:02:49] ialokin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:49 towards level 46.
[07/15/24 15:53:35] KindOne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:43:21 towards level 78.
[07/15/24 17:21:54] ahmubashshir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:38 towards level 73.
[07/15/24 17:40:04] bt's charm ate a bolt of lightning! bt's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/24 18:51:30] ahmubashshir was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:24:04 from level 73.
[07/15/24 19:36:42] t3chn0 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:35:06 from level 86.
[07/15/24 21:02:56] RussellB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:29:52 towards level 87.
[07/15/24 21:15:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Tangles's tunic! Tangles's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/24 21:37:37] Celediel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:01:24 towards level 63.
[07/15/24 22:31:01] idleneutral reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idleneutral's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/15/24 23:08:17] ialokin was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:23:15 from level 46.
[07/15/24 23:12:21] Forud got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:56:27 from level 88.
[07/15/24 23:13:06] hax404 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:37:19 towards level 84.
[07/15/24 23:17:22] hax404 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:51:47 towards level 84.
[07/15/24 23:28:43] tomhek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:13 towards level 88.
[07/16/24 00:07:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Platonides's tunic! Platonides's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/24 00:50:07] The local wizard imbued gendish's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gendish's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/24 01:08:20] Fischmiep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:52 towards level 54.
[07/16/24 01:55:44] spex burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! spex's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/16/24 02:26:40] idleevil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:49:57 towards level 79.
[07/16/24 02:52:59] EddieT137 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:12:20 from level 81.
[07/16/24 04:21:59] idlegood was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:28:12 towards level 79.
[07/16/24 05:07:20] yang ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:37:01 from level 59.
[07/16/24 05:59:36] solarsparq reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! solarsparq's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/24 06:07:14] GRIZZLYMAN was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:12:47 towards level 69.
[07/16/24 06:09:27] pants discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:20:36 towards level 84.
[07/16/24 06:44:24] CompanionCube's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CompanionCube's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/24 08:02:02] Mat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:15:48 towards level 70.
[07/16/24 08:14:32] KindOne found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:52:52 towards level 78.
[07/16/24 08:45:34] Aksej was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:31:08 towards level 83.
[07/16/24 09:30:30] pastly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:49:54 towards level 61.
[07/16/24 09:53:33] Asara hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:36:06 towards level 88.
[07/16/24 10:14:12] rawgreaze was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:59:49 towards level 81.
[07/16/24 12:23:49] Lord255 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Lord255's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/16/24 12:34:46] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:31:44 towards level 79.
[07/16/24 12:48:49] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:49:57 towards level 82.
[07/16/24 13:01:31] zuper gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:33:59 towards level 54.
[07/16/24 13:04:14] Thorael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:15:54 towards level 84.
[07/16/24 13:34:06] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:02:26 towards level 86.
[07/16/24 14:24:41] t3chn0 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! t3chn0's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/24 14:41:03] Lord255 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Lord255's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/16/24 15:27:06] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:48 towards level 66.
[07/16/24 16:17:37] Yarosh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:30:47 from level 82.
[07/16/24 16:33:32] Tangles caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:10:22 towards level 84.
[07/16/24 16:36:45] RussellB was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:30:47 from level 87.
[07/16/24 16:49:24] pyre was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:29:48 towards level 90.
[07/16/24 17:15:10] arv caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:07 towards level 42.
[07/16/24 17:50:15] ialokin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:50:34 towards level 46.
[07/16/24 18:12:39] jaxson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:28:05 towards level 77.
[07/16/24 18:33:13] cadfael ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:57:53 from level 83.
[07/16/24 18:49:53] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:09:58 towards level 86.
[07/16/24 19:30:02] Wam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:39:26 towards level 81.
[07/16/24 20:08:19] jacob1 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:39:23 from level 93.
[07/16/24 20:41:55] Sombra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:08:21 towards level 91.
[07/16/24 20:43:23] jacquesssss discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:19:51 towards level 58.
[07/16/24 20:46:06] Ungoliant hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:14 towards level 79.
[07/16/24 21:03:47] Thorael got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:27:05 from level 84.
[07/16/24 21:53:33] The local wizard imbued KindOne's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! KindOne's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/16/24 23:38:37] io gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:58 towards level 96.
[07/16/24 23:40:52] adamus1red was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:21:01 from level 86.
[07/17/24 02:20:40] damyan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! damyan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/17/24 02:28:51] nya was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:30:15 from level 86.
[07/17/24 02:45:04] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:10:52 towards level 96.
[07/17/24 02:50:17] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:42:18 towards level 86.
[07/17/24 02:54:54] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:39 towards level 93.
[07/17/24 03:03:05] TimeWarp's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TimeWarp's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/24 04:51:12] Fischmiep ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:20:52 from level 54.
[07/17/24 05:08:41] hetz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:12 towards level 35.
[07/17/24 05:21:55] hdm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:58:22 towards level 95.
[07/17/24 05:40:30] pastly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:17:33 towards level 61.
[07/17/24 07:40:54] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:58:45 towards level 88.
[07/17/24 07:41:31] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:14 towards level 86.
[07/17/24 07:43:37] spex was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:54:23 from level 88.
[07/17/24 07:55:19] Tangles had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:33:48 towards level 84.
[07/17/24 08:32:34] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:24:23 towards level 78.
[07/17/24 08:42:27] spex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:40:16 towards level 88.
[07/17/24 08:43:42] jaxson fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:35:26 from level 77.
[07/17/24 08:44:45] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:48 towards level 79.
[07/17/24 09:06:03] bsleep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:04:20 towards level 84.
[07/17/24 09:32:54] shikhin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:58:02 towards level 92.
[07/17/24 10:27:29] Pricey found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 05:30:46 towards level 72.
[07/17/24 10:34:25] ChowderKeg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 17:40:18 from level 90.
[07/17/24 10:40:20] hdm has dealt muirrum a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:56:45 is added to muirrum's clock.
[07/17/24 10:44:27] scumola got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:45:29 towards level 83.
[07/17/24 11:03:26] MELOONi bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:53 towards level 83.
[07/17/24 11:49:52] MELOONi found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:59 towards level 83.
[07/17/24 13:05:58] Aksej's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Aksej's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/17/24 14:29:48] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:42:42 towards level 96.
[07/17/24 14:35:44] Malvolio was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:48:51 from level 66.
[07/17/24 15:35:55] vectr0n had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:26:07 towards level 73.
[07/17/24 17:08:35] nya got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:36:40 from level 86.
[07/17/24 18:28:14] rawgreaze got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:40:42 towards level 81.
[07/17/24 19:00:49] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:30 towards level 93.
[07/17/24 19:40:19] BastelBot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:35:37 from level 91.
[07/17/24 20:07:10] GilbertErik spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! GilbertErik's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/17/24 22:01:16] CompanionCube was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:52:53 towards level 91.
[07/17/24 23:07:17] Platonides was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:55:45 from level 75.
[07/18/24 00:21:21] CodeGeek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:41:20 towards level 89.
[07/18/24 00:29:29] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:50 towards level 80.
[07/18/24 00:52:14] "\@_ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:57 towards level 88.
[07/18/24 01:39:14] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/24 01:50:03] Ankhers was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:41 towards level 78.
[07/18/24 03:15:06] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:09:10 towards level 82.
[07/18/24 03:17:09] Tabmow has dealt ahmubashshir a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:00:22 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[07/18/24 04:36:27] t3chn0 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:09:32 towards level 86.
[07/18/24 05:20:09] Notir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:54:57 towards level 83.
[07/18/24 07:36:55] t3chn0 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:24:57 towards level 86.
[07/18/24 08:35:42] Puff was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:13:19 from level 84.
[07/18/24 09:28:25] bt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:48 towards level 41.
[07/18/24 09:48:25] Blohsh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:41:09 towards level 61.
[07/18/24 10:25:49] Russell tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:16:42 towards level 76.
[07/18/24 10:45:48] medivh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:32:24 from level 59.
[07/18/24 10:57:33] figment was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:29:22 from level 41.
[07/18/24 11:22:12] idleneutral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:49 towards level 74.
[07/18/24 12:13:32] Lord255 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:38:53 towards level 91.
[07/18/24 12:18:10] vectr0n tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:52:32 towards level 73.
[07/18/24 13:09:36] tomhek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:50:53 from level 88.
[07/18/24 14:24:52] muirrum tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:20:53 towards level 66.
[07/18/24 14:40:31] vectr0n found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:51:40 towards level 73.
[07/18/24 15:29:01] Techman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:18:20 towards level 92.
[07/18/24 16:07:58] Stevland caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:55:21 towards level 81.
[07/18/24 16:22:02] Drin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:17:44 towards level 81.
[07/18/24 16:28:54] jra found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:59:52 towards level 52.
[07/18/24 17:35:29] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:35:29 towards level 91.
[07/18/24 18:56:35] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:26:42 from level 83.
[07/18/24 19:16:55] Techman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:35:11 towards level 92.
[07/18/24 19:39:58] The local wizard imbued zbe's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zbe's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/18/24 20:20:25] freeboson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:05:31 towards level 86.
[07/18/24 20:51:03] Affliction was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:57:53 from level 86.
[07/18/24 21:09:26] muirrum tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:47 towards level 66.
[07/18/24 23:23:26] brycec had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:00 towards level 81.
[07/18/24 23:26:21] bookworm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:53:52 towards level 82.
[07/18/24 23:38:42] damyan got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:18:39 from level 83.
[07/19/24 01:10:38] pwae gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:07 towards level 86.
[07/19/24 01:11:26] el tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:08:19 towards level 87.
[07/19/24 01:34:26] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:37 from level 93.
[07/19/24 02:20:11] mordac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:51 towards level 86.
[07/19/24 02:44:41] ChowderKeg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 01:38:15 towards level 90.
[07/19/24 04:48:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gradator's tunic! gradator's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/24 04:53:24] Zaratustra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:14:50 towards level 78.
[07/19/24 04:57:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tomhek's tunic! tomhek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/24 05:02:03] KindOne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:35:00 towards level 78.
[07/19/24 05:31:04] Yarosh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:02:36 towards level 82.
[07/19/24 05:54:08] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:38:03 towards level 78.
[07/19/24 06:02:04] CompanionCube was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:57:55 from level 91.
[07/19/24 06:22:58] Blohsh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:19:36 from level 61.
[07/19/24 06:34:01] freeboson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:23:59 towards level 86.
[07/19/24 06:39:32] anarcat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:29:30 from level 90.
[07/19/24 08:37:09] caeli found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:48 towards level 91.
[07/19/24 08:46:44] CodeGeek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:20:29 from level 89.
[07/19/24 08:57:25] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:39:01 towards level 86.
[07/19/24 09:18:37] Gangsterish was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:41:37 from level 65.
[07/19/24 09:42:04] pastly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:29:56 towards level 61.
[07/19/24 10:21:56] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:15 towards level 82.
[07/19/24 10:27:28] Wolf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:49:00 towards level 92.
[07/19/24 11:29:50] sky found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:10:02 towards level 89.
[07/19/24 12:12:42] CodeGeek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 06:04:25 from level 89.
[07/19/24 12:21:50] caeli has dealt Nuae a Critical Strike! 5 days, 21:41:48 is added to Nuae's clock.
[07/19/24 12:44:02] buzel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:09 towards level 88.
[07/19/24 13:21:33] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:48 towards level 84.
[07/19/24 13:45:42] fork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:57:06 towards level 58.
[07/19/24 17:46:34] Sombra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:40:06 from level 91.
[07/19/24 17:59:58] wille's charm ate a bolt of lightning! wille's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/24 18:55:15] GilbertErik's charm ate a bolt of lightning! GilbertErik's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/24 19:08:42] caeli found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:53:42 towards level 91.
[07/19/24 19:14:02] SirBummelz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:38:50 from level 71.
[07/19/24 19:32:55] jacob1 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jacob1's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/19/24 20:42:00] gusto was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:06:49 towards level 76.
[07/19/24 21:34:31] The local wizard imbued fork's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! fork's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/19/24 22:04:42] Omega got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:59:03 towards level 80.
[07/19/24 22:17:57] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:01:53 towards level 88.
[07/19/24 22:20:52] Ecko was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:37:48 towards level 83.
[07/19/24 23:22:35] EddieT137 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:50:48 towards level 81.
[07/19/24 23:33:19] washclof was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:16:14 towards level 97.
[07/19/24 23:47:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yNos's tunic! yNos's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/20/24 01:38:23] damyan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:20:10 from level 83.
[07/20/24 02:50:22] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:26:58 towards level 86.
[07/20/24 03:54:43] Zaratustra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:57:47 towards level 78.
[07/20/24 04:25:13] Aksej was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:08:57 from level 83.
[07/20/24 04:25:49] hdm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:24:02 towards level 95.
[07/20/24 04:55:50] buzel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:03:54 from level 88.
[07/20/24 05:18:22] dwfreed was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:50:59 from level 90.
[07/20/24 05:20:34] hdm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:32:30 towards level 95.
[07/20/24 07:28:45] kenyon got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:32:43 from level 89.
[07/20/24 08:50:36] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 23:01:17 towards level 90.
[07/20/24 09:04:50] SirBummelz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:05:23 towards level 71.
[07/20/24 09:38:26] scornn gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:13:05 towards level 69.
[07/20/24 09:44:01] SirBummelz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:47:02 from level 71.
[07/20/24 09:57:40] Acolarh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:27:32 towards level 86.
[07/20/24 09:59:26] catte hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:00 towards level 54.
[07/20/24 10:48:02] Yarosh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:47:49 towards level 82.
[07/20/24 10:52:15] sco1 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:37:02 from level 59.
[07/20/24 10:57:52] Kurenai burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Kurenai's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/20/24 12:47:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nya's tunic! nya's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/20/24 13:20:48] Fischmiep was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:35:13 from level 55.
[07/20/24 13:21:33] Wam ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:03:16 from level 81.
[07/20/24 13:58:49] freeboson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:32 towards level 86.
[07/20/24 14:19:42] Minus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:44:51 towards level 80.
[07/20/24 14:41:34] BlueJay was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:26:28 from level 62.
[07/20/24 16:54:37] TimeWarp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:48:38 from level 79.
[07/20/24 17:49:12] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:07:53 towards level 91.
[07/20/24 18:57:38] BastelBot was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:51:56 from level 91.
[07/20/24 19:26:19] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:00 towards level 80.
[07/20/24 19:27:49] gildarts discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:59:42 towards level 82.
[07/20/24 20:03:51] bt was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:54:08 from level 42.
[07/20/24 20:27:02] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:35 towards level 82.
[07/20/24 20:34:16] idleneutral was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:41:45 towards level 74.
[07/20/24 20:44:57] The local wizard imbued Acolarh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Acolarh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/20/24 20:47:10] Kayn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:37:22 towards level 58.
[07/20/24 23:28:51] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:24:03 from level 88.
[07/21/24 00:08:16] Notir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:54:25 towards level 83.
[07/21/24 00:34:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dbx12's tunic! dbx12's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/24 01:30:46] kadotux got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:24 from level 46.
[07/21/24 03:09:13] Notir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:27:41 towards level 83.
[07/21/24 03:35:13] anarcat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:24 towards level 90.
[07/21/24 03:39:26] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:16:03 towards level 89.
[07/21/24 04:07:03] TheSilentLink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:59 towards level 77.
[07/21/24 04:14:35] Kritzefitz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:37:46 towards level 85.
[07/21/24 04:30:57] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:45:48 towards level 79.
[07/21/24 04:37:28] Sombra has dealt TimeWarp a Critical Strike! 5 days, 03:20:37 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[07/21/24 05:33:25] enteral caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:14:17 towards level 70.
[07/21/24 06:12:01] edo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:30 towards level 3.
[07/21/24 06:47:42] sco1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:00:51 towards level 59.
[07/21/24 07:52:04] zuper had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:45 towards level 54.
[07/21/24 08:15:27] mordac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:21:26 towards level 86.
[07/21/24 08:42:42] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:56:08 towards level 91.
[07/21/24 08:58:45] MadMan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:15:17 towards level 79.
[07/21/24 09:35:24] dodecahedron burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! dodecahedron's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/24 10:08:42] medivh's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! medivh's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/21/24 10:12:25] gendish got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:09:20 towards level 61.
[07/21/24 10:28:41] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:22:58 towards level 90.
[07/21/24 10:36:58] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:51:22 towards level 83.
[07/21/24 11:51:55] Notir was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:31:21 from level 83.
[07/21/24 13:40:40] muirrum's charm ate a bolt of lightning! muirrum's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/24 13:50:34] MadMan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:24:29 towards level 79.
[07/21/24 14:26:50] Stevland ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:25:25 from level 81.
[07/21/24 14:36:43] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:26 towards level 78.
[07/21/24 16:09:05] brycec was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:48:36 towards level 81.
[07/21/24 17:37:53] blobdog's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! blobdog's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/24 18:03:13] jacob1 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:33:59 from level 93.
[07/21/24 19:10:05] ToHellWithGA found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:54:26 towards level 90.
[07/21/24 19:46:13] sc ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:21:49 from level 95.
[07/21/24 20:07:27] enteral was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:15:41 from level 70.
[07/21/24 20:51:41] gryphus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:11 towards level 50.
[07/21/24 21:12:41] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:12:56 towards level 86.
[07/21/24 21:34:01] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:32:44 towards level 79.
[07/21/24 22:29:33] Gangsterish ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:36:49 from level 65.
[07/22/24 00:05:48] hiod found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:11 towards level 55.
[07/22/24 01:28:35] ChowderKeg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ChowderKeg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/24 02:14:02] MadMan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:58:25 towards level 79.
[07/22/24 03:13:22] CrashOverride found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:31:05 towards level 86.
[07/22/24 03:48:31] DojShadow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:32:37 towards level 57.
[07/22/24 04:03:53] HollowWasp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:01 towards level 58.
[07/22/24 05:13:14] Pricey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 05:17:14 towards level 72.
[07/22/24 05:32:33] muirrum was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:06:57 towards level 66.
[07/22/24 07:16:03] sco1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:34:07 towards level 59.
[07/22/24 08:17:49] The local wizard imbued Puff's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Puff's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/24 10:19:22] GilbertErik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:58:28 towards level 74.
[07/22/24 10:25:44] kevkev tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:20 towards level 60.
[07/22/24 10:38:23] soltys has dealt sky a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:59:26 is added to sky's clock.
[07/22/24 11:28:40] dodecahedron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:56:19 towards level 61.
[07/22/24 12:31:28] jra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:12:16 from level 52.
[07/22/24 13:36:18] catte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:01 towards level 54.
[07/22/24 14:39:11] crowll tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:59 towards level 32.
[07/22/24 14:53:35] dbx12 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:54:18 towards level 72.
[07/22/24 15:09:22] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:57:17 towards level 66.
[07/22/24 15:18:49] Minus's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Minus's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/24 16:24:31] soltys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:15:14 towards level 93.
[07/22/24 16:35:16] tass's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tass's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/22/24 17:12:31] freeboson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:21:29 towards level 86.
[07/22/24 18:34:55] fstrelok was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:30:32 from level 69.
[07/22/24 18:49:13] idleevil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:43:25 towards level 79.
[07/22/24 19:37:56] gendish tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:41 towards level 61.
[07/22/24 20:22:57] CrashOverride caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:30:26 towards level 86.
[07/22/24 20:36:00] anarcat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:05 towards level 90.
[07/22/24 21:01:42] pfoley was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:23 from level 80.
[07/22/24 21:04:01] Kody found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:33:28 towards level 61.
[07/22/24 21:21:31] Drin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:54 towards level 81.
[07/22/24 21:52:57] Sombra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:46:30 from level 91.
[07/22/24 22:27:21] Cockatrice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:50:34 towards level 76.
[07/23/24 00:47:32] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:48:54 towards level 83.
[07/23/24 00:59:14] Techman was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:38:06 from level 92.
[07/23/24 01:24:50] HollowWasp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:28:41 towards level 58.
[07/23/24 02:23:11] yNos spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! yNos's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/24 03:42:02] Tabmow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:05:03 towards level 78.
[07/23/24 04:32:53] gendish tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:06 towards level 61.
[07/23/24 04:33:26] Pricey bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 01:20:39 towards level 72.
[07/23/24 05:06:31] catte found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:24:15 towards level 55.
[07/23/24 05:43:38] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:25 towards level 89.
[07/23/24 06:14:45] dodecahedron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:27:12 towards level 61.
[07/23/24 06:46:41] Fischmiep was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:29:43 from level 55.
[07/23/24 09:07:29] fork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:54:17 towards level 58.
[07/23/24 09:18:22] Kurenai fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:10:09 from level 80.
[07/23/24 09:26:02] Malvolio burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Malvolio's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/24 09:31:04] cadfael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:38:50 towards level 83.
[07/23/24 11:28:51] JigmeDatse had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:23:12 towards level 68.
[07/23/24 11:38:14] soltys tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:12:38 towards level 93.
[07/23/24 11:40:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sky's tunic! sky's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/24 12:16:27] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:02:51 towards level 94.
[07/23/24 13:26:38] unicron was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:14:51 towards level 75.
[07/23/24 13:36:31] Stevland was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:30 from level 81.
[07/23/24 14:46:23] OobSaco was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:30:44 towards level 62.
[07/23/24 15:05:02] ColonelPanic001 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:09:11 towards level 62.
[07/23/24 15:48:22] particleflux bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:21 towards level 64.
[07/23/24 16:01:48] enteral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:53:16 towards level 70.
[07/23/24 16:38:38] KyloRen tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:55:00 towards level 62.
[07/23/24 17:06:18] hugga reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! hugga's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/24 17:17:42] kinus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:45 towards level 83.
[07/23/24 17:17:57] yNos was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:27 towards level 84.
[07/23/24 18:19:46] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:22:02 towards level 82.
[07/23/24 19:11:04] Dex ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:06:40 from level 58.
[07/23/24 20:52:37] particleflux was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:16 towards level 64.
[07/23/24 21:16:19] soltys reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! soltys's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/23/24 21:55:28] Susumurata was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:27:12 from level 57.
[07/23/24 22:10:41] Kurenai ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:08:21 from level 80.
[07/23/24 23:49:28] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:26:51 towards level 74.
[07/24/24 00:22:37] wille was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:52:13 towards level 65.
[07/24/24 01:47:35] washclof was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:11:59 from level 97.
[07/24/24 02:09:46] mordac's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! mordac's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/24 02:27:18] MetaNova was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:28:31 from level 85.
[07/24/24 02:28:16] simple was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:03:55 towards level 84.
[07/24/24 02:36:27] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:25:51 towards level 77.
[07/24/24 03:04:40] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:49:39 towards level 94.
[07/24/24 03:36:43] tomhek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:12:37 towards level 88.
[07/24/24 03:53:50] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:29 towards level 88.
[07/24/24 04:30:24] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:28:48 towards level 77.
[07/24/24 04:56:06] ZOTTA has dealt dwfreed a Critical Strike! 9 days, 21:17:46 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[07/24/24 04:57:33] Bluedog bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:10:42 towards level 83.
[07/24/24 05:20:29] Russell hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:31:18 towards level 76.
[07/24/24 05:51:31] DojShadow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DojShadow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/24 06:55:54] "\@_ found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:39 towards level 88.
[07/24/24 07:07:21] Wolf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Wolf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/24 07:28:45] sc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:03:47 towards level 95.
[07/24/24 07:37:05] ZOTTA spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ZOTTA's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/24 09:12:15] tomhek has dealt pwae a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:49:59 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/24/24 09:35:33] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:21:57 towards level 91.
[07/24/24 10:00:13] vectr0n was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:18:37 from level 73.
[07/24/24 10:36:36] The local wizard imbued DrinkyBird's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! DrinkyBird's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/24 10:37:54] laama was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:41 towards level 87.
[07/24/24 10:57:56] Affliction caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:41:19 towards level 86.
[07/24/24 11:21:57] Malvolio reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Malvolio's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/24 11:23:06] sco1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:32:37 towards level 59.
[07/24/24 11:23:12] jra got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:06:57 from level 52.
[07/24/24 11:55:46] Koffa's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Koffa's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/24 12:05:37] pfoley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:42 towards level 80.
[07/24/24 12:47:52] Varjatticus's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Varjatticus's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/24 13:12:10] wille was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:06:31 towards level 65.
[07/24/24 13:30:42] sco1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:39:52 towards level 59.
[07/24/24 13:41:23] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:17:33 towards level 85.
[07/24/24 14:27:03] The local wizard imbued anarcat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! anarcat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/24 14:29:55] philipp__ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:51:50 towards level 53.
[07/24/24 15:06:39] wille bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:02:46 towards level 65.
[07/24/24 15:21:47] Nysdar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:58:51 towards level 85.
[07/24/24 15:30:40] Susumurata was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:18 towards level 57.
[07/24/24 16:25:35] bt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:42 towards level 43.
[07/24/24 17:00:04] \dev\ice found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:30 towards level 74.
[07/24/24 17:28:32] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on vectr0n's tunic! vectr0n's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/24 17:44:39] kevkev burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! kevkev's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/24 17:47:27] edo has dealt spex a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:45:11 is added to spex's clock.
[07/24/24 17:52:13] mordac ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:00:59 from level 86.
[07/24/24 18:22:30] Minus walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:28:01 from level 80.
[07/24/24 18:41:55] brycec got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:30 towards level 81.
[07/24/24 19:07:57] Omega slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Omega's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/24/24 19:10:52] The local wizard imbued \dev\ice's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! \dev\ice's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/24 19:10:55] Kody had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:09:41 towards level 61.
[07/24/24 19:30:39] Ancalagon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ancalagon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/24 19:47:58] Garg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Garg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/24/24 20:26:05] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:25:36 towards level 89.
[07/24/24 21:19:35] f0zk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:08 towards level 33.
[07/24/24 21:22:18] elf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:43:01 towards level 94.
[07/24/24 22:02:25] DojShadow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:33:33 towards level 57.
[07/24/24 22:16:01] jaxson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:59:19 from level 77.
[07/24/24 22:27:13] idleevil was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:06:47 from level 79.
[07/24/24 23:22:10] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:48:48 towards level 88.
[07/24/24 23:35:16] ZOTTA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:34:24 towards level 83.
[07/24/24 23:39:53] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on anarcat's tunic! anarcat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/24 01:01:02] ChowderKeg was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:15:30 from level 90.
[07/25/24 01:26:08] ZOTTA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:03:56 towards level 83.
[07/25/24 01:30:33] Thorael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:16:57 towards level 85.
[07/25/24 01:34:43] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:19:33 towards level 89.
[07/25/24 01:49:41] simple found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:32:00 towards level 84.
[07/25/24 02:24:33] pastly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:16:06 towards level 61.
[07/25/24 02:45:14] f0zk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:02 towards level 34.
[07/25/24 02:49:39] dyvonna was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:58:20 from level 84.
[07/25/24 04:46:21] HeavyPodda was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:09:21 towards level 88.
[07/25/24 05:34:10] Varjatticus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:31 towards level 54.
[07/25/24 05:44:10] Zaratustra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:20:25 from level 78.
[07/25/24 05:48:56] rawgreaze had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:53:00 towards level 81.
[07/25/24 05:49:11] tswsl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:34:16 towards level 88.
[07/25/24 07:05:04] cfjk was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:36:46 from level 84.
[07/25/24 09:58:29] apb bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:38:13 towards level 87.
[07/25/24 10:03:49] gideonstar has dealt Kurenai a Critical Strike! 11 days, 08:08:37 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[07/25/24 10:55:44] ChowderKeg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:41:43 towards level 90.
[07/25/24 11:18:13] hetz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:59 towards level 38.
[07/25/24 11:37:49] damyan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:39:01 towards level 83.
[07/25/24 13:06:57] Fritzl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:49 towards level 40.
[07/25/24 13:19:30] spex was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:12 towards level 88.
[07/25/24 13:59:30] ZOTTA was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:16:34 from level 83.
[07/25/24 14:37:46] Kurenai had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:50:32 towards level 80.
[07/25/24 16:34:29] Tenorman was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:49:01 from level 78.
[07/25/24 16:34:50] sam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:58:44 towards level 83.
[07/25/24 16:53:38] hcf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:03 from level 41.
[07/25/24 17:21:34] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:27:28 towards level 85.
[07/25/24 17:29:26] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:59:07 towards level 80.
[07/25/24 17:44:40] bt discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:44 towards level 43.
[07/25/24 18:35:21] The local wizard imbued spex's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! spex's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/24 19:31:32] Fischmiep was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:43:58 from level 55.
[07/25/24 19:45:24] kptr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:25:32 towards level 89.
[07/25/24 20:19:55] fork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:01:07 towards level 58.
[07/25/24 20:31:06] kadotux ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:41:29 from level 47.
[07/25/24 21:22:48] allo reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! allo's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/25/24 21:28:59] bt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:46 towards level 43.
[07/25/24 21:31:17] ToHellWithGA was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:02:53 from level 90.
[07/25/24 21:37:16] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 21:05:55 towards level 88.
[07/25/24 22:51:47] Kurenai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:40:02 towards level 80.
[07/25/24 22:51:59] cadfael ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:45:18 from level 83.
[07/25/24 23:00:10] yNos was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:34 towards level 84.
[07/25/24 23:07:30] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:39 towards level 84.
[07/25/24 23:13:28] thatmint's charm ate a bolt of lightning! thatmint's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/24 00:29:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hiod's tunic! hiod's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/24 01:22:18] soltys's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! soltys's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/24 01:44:13] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:12:14 towards level 86.
[07/26/24 02:19:19] Kody was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:45:48 from level 61.
[07/26/24 02:41:13] Fenrik's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Fenrik's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/24 03:15:16] Paganel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:31 towards level 83.
[07/26/24 04:49:29] Fehu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 05:24:09 towards level 78.
[07/26/24 04:50:21] cadfael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:55 towards level 83.
[07/26/24 05:14:18] Varjatticus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:30 towards level 54.
[07/26/24 06:20:21] koyaan fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:07 from level 15.
[07/26/24 06:25:13] _sh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:25:30 towards level 95.
[07/26/24 08:46:45] chadgpt's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! chadgpt's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/24 10:05:51] kptr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kptr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/24 10:36:25] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:21:17 towards level 88.
[07/26/24 10:48:25] signofzeta has dealt Paganel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:21:29 is added to Paganel's clock.
[07/26/24 11:34:52] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:55:11 towards level 94.
[07/26/24 11:46:34] kptr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:35:17 towards level 89.
[07/26/24 11:51:53] el caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:17:41 towards level 87.
[07/26/24 12:34:34] Kurenai was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:22:03 from level 80.
[07/26/24 12:54:21] kptr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:37:54 towards level 89.
[07/26/24 13:16:00] Nysdar's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Nysdar's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/24 13:38:18] benzo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:26 towards level 37.
[07/26/24 15:47:13] Drin got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:46:12 from level 81.
[07/26/24 15:48:31] Minus burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Minus's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/24 16:10:16] BastelBot's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! BastelBot's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/24 16:36:44] Xenthys found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:47:35 towards level 69.
[07/26/24 17:47:55] zuper ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:59:15 from level 55.
[07/26/24 18:07:12] t3chn0 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:19 towards level 86.
[07/26/24 18:16:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on buzel's tunic! buzel's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/26/24 19:06:24] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:29 towards level 93.
[07/26/24 19:14:32] Omega discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:57 towards level 80.
[07/26/24 19:35:25] brycec got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:01 towards level 81.
[07/26/24 19:44:21] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:18:18 towards level 95.
[07/26/24 20:25:46] signofzeta discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:21:51 towards level 79.
[07/26/24 20:34:10] TimWolla caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:53:56 towards level 95.
[07/26/24 20:51:51] JigmeDatse tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:06:35 towards level 68.
[07/26/24 21:17:40] kadotux found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:48 towards level 47.
[07/26/24 21:38:36] ponzu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:00 towards level 36.
[07/26/24 22:23:59] jra met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:57:43 from level 52.
[07/26/24 22:35:11] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:32 towards level 81.
[07/26/24 23:01:15] GilbertErik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:31 towards level 74.
[07/27/24 00:42:27] philipp__ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:23:38 towards level 53.
[07/27/24 01:21:43] CodeGeek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 07:11:51 from level 89.
[07/27/24 02:17:36] Puff hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:39:21 towards level 85.
[07/27/24 02:39:51] hcf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:46 towards level 42.
[07/27/24 03:06:46] CompanionCube found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:43:52 towards level 91.
[07/27/24 03:34:55] Pinkman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:07:04 towards level 85.
[07/27/24 03:49:34] kenyon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 09:18:25 from level 90.
[07/27/24 04:54:05] wowbagger gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:45:17 towards level 67.
[07/27/24 05:40:41] wowbagger had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:33:43 towards level 67.
[07/27/24 06:04:58] gideonstar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:47 towards level 65.
[07/27/24 06:13:39] Paganel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:10 towards level 83.
[07/27/24 06:14:12] Tenorman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:08 towards level 78.
[07/27/24 06:15:37] TimWolla found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:56:31 towards level 95.
[07/27/24 06:34:17] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:45:52 towards level 88.
[07/27/24 07:18:20] Kurenai ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:16:12 from level 80.
[07/27/24 08:43:53] t3chn0 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:23:26 towards level 86.
[07/27/24 08:56:59] Garg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:32:27 towards level 65.
[07/27/24 09:13:30] kinus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:54 towards level 83.
[07/27/24 09:40:10] zifnab06 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:55:54 towards level 82.
[07/27/24 12:13:03] Kayn was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:21:01 from level 59.
[07/27/24 12:51:57] dbx12 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:52:41 from level 72.
[07/27/24 13:11:14] heisenbug got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:39:03 towards level 91.
[07/27/24 14:09:16] ToeCheese was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:42 towards level 30.
[07/27/24 14:16:36] Ungoliant got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:16:07 from level 80.
[07/27/24 14:20:01] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:07:20 towards level 90.
[07/27/24 15:07:31] GilbertErik found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:29:55 towards level 74.
[07/27/24 15:26:48] Ravenloft was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:27 towards level 45.
[07/27/24 15:33:37] brycec ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:50:26 from level 81.
[07/27/24 16:51:52] Acolarh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:52:05 towards level 86.
[07/27/24 17:30:41] gradator spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! gradator's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/27/24 19:59:46] SirBummelz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:21:24 towards level 71.
[07/27/24 20:11:37] GilbertErik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:12:33 towards level 74.
[07/27/24 20:19:36] sco1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:48:12 towards level 59.
[07/27/24 20:22:31] yano was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:36:12 towards level 89.
[07/27/24 20:36:40] kadotux had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:32 towards level 47.
[07/27/24 20:51:28] ponzu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:47 towards level 37.
[07/27/24 20:58:48] Celediel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:24 towards level 63.
[07/27/24 22:19:01] tomhek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:22 towards level 88.
[07/27/24 22:43:54] apb had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:36:54 towards level 87.
[07/27/24 22:45:58] anarcat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:46 towards level 90.
[07/27/24 22:54:18] freeboson ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:00 from level 86.
[07/27/24 23:56:48] wowbagger hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:43:07 towards level 67.
[07/28/24 01:02:44] idlegood got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:47:25 from level 79.
[07/28/24 01:16:51] anarcat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:21:37 towards level 90.
[07/28/24 01:37:13] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:09:31 towards level 94.
[07/28/24 01:41:41] Garg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:48:55 towards level 65.
[07/28/24 01:56:47] Garg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:12:31 towards level 65.
[07/28/24 01:59:24] philipp__ was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:06:47 from level 53.
[07/28/24 02:06:29] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:21:04 towards level 95.
[07/28/24 04:50:40] freeboson's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! freeboson's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/28/24 05:11:19] yNos's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! yNos's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/24 05:21:15] ToHellWithGA has dealt buzel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:04:11 is added to buzel's clock.
[07/28/24 05:44:14] IFireflyl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:10:06 from level 65.
[07/28/24 05:48:30] CompanionCube discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:39:35 towards level 91.
[07/28/24 05:52:19] thatmint was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:46:25 from level 70.
[07/28/24 07:11:13] MetaNova got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:51:24 from level 85.
[07/28/24 07:15:48] Thorael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:47:10 towards level 85.
[07/28/24 07:39:03] mordac was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:31 from level 86.
[07/28/24 07:48:14] Puff found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:02:50 towards level 85.
[07/28/24 07:52:54] nn2407 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:04 towards level 23.
[07/28/24 08:42:23] brycec ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:38 from level 81.
[07/28/24 09:03:38] DrinkyBird's charm ate a bolt of lightning! DrinkyBird's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/24 11:19:08] zuper was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:51:42 from level 55.
[07/28/24 11:56:01] bt has dealt scumola a Critical Strike! 6 days, 16:21:59 is added to scumola's clock.
[07/28/24 12:45:19] The local wizard imbued Acolarh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Acolarh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/24 12:48:20] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:43:02 towards level 79.
[07/28/24 12:52:23] edo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:40 towards level 35.
[07/28/24 13:02:56] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:55 towards level 80.
[07/28/24 13:23:11] DojShadow fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:55:28 from level 57.
[07/28/24 13:34:16] zifnab06 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:22:58 towards level 82.
[07/28/24 14:14:38] Stevland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:09:25 towards level 82.
[07/28/24 15:01:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Fischmiep's tunic! Fischmiep's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/28/24 15:23:47] hcf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:20 towards level 43.
[07/28/24 16:05:21] Fenrik fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:41:53 from level 89.
[07/28/24 16:57:07] SSLbits tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:43:56 towards level 79.
[07/28/24 17:33:47] aqsd was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:41:56 from level 85.
[07/28/24 17:41:55] Nuae ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:37:37 from level 78.
[07/28/24 17:48:48] aqsd found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:37:17 towards level 85.
[07/28/24 18:04:40] blobdog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:28:33 towards level 64.
[07/28/24 19:06:55] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:56 towards level 86.
[07/28/24 19:07:19] rawgreaze caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:41:52 towards level 81.
[07/28/24 19:16:18] Notir got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:08:48 from level 83.
[07/28/24 20:51:15] CodeGeek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:12:34 from level 89.
[07/28/24 20:54:16] Pinkman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:59:06 towards level 85.
[07/28/24 20:55:58] Aksej hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:02:19 towards level 83.
[07/28/24 22:52:13] blobdog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:50:31 towards level 64.
[07/28/24 23:35:06] dwfreed was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 11:03:15 from level 90.
[07/28/24 23:35:45] soltys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:31:30 towards level 93.
[07/29/24 00:59:43] Fehu walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 25 days, 17:29:52 from level 78.
[07/29/24 01:24:50] edo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:14 towards level 35.
[07/29/24 02:48:41] kevkev caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:21 towards level 60.
[07/29/24 03:03:48] sky fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:56:58 from level 89.
[07/29/24 04:14:59] gryphus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:29:52 towards level 51.
[07/29/24 05:47:42] kadotux was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:39:04 from level 47.
[07/29/24 06:04:51] TheSilentLink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:36 towards level 77.
[07/29/24 07:56:00] zifnab06 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:49:27 towards level 82.
[07/29/24 08:38:49] Dex met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:40:43 from level 58.
[07/29/24 08:46:54] fstrelok bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:40:29 towards level 69.
[07/29/24 09:25:43] kevkev caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:05 towards level 60.
[07/29/24 09:31:41] Russell found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:23 towards level 76.
[07/29/24 10:06:27] cfjk burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! cfjk's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/29/24 10:07:33] Susumurata was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:08 towards level 57.
[07/29/24 10:23:22] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:59:05 towards level 78.
[07/29/24 10:48:59] bg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:01:33 towards level 89.
[07/29/24 11:09:56] gryphus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:36:08 towards level 51.
[07/29/24 11:12:42] Dex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:18:47 towards level 58.
[07/29/24 11:38:57] wowbagger burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! wowbagger's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/29/24 12:05:10] Minus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:06 towards level 80.
[07/29/24 12:46:43] CrashOverride spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! CrashOverride's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/29/24 13:22:04] scumola hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:10:12 towards level 84.
[07/29/24 13:41:36] SirBummelz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:47 towards level 71.
[07/29/24 13:45:16] solarsparq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 07:15:53 towards level 74.
[07/29/24 14:18:31] hcf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:08 towards level 43.
[07/29/24 14:58:41] Kurenai discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:59:28 towards level 80.
[07/29/24 16:18:19] sky hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:57 towards level 89.
[07/29/24 16:25:48] nn2407 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:07 towards level 28.
[07/29/24 16:40:04] tswsl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:01:04 towards level 88.
[07/29/24 17:07:32] Kayn's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kayn's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/29/24 17:08:53] adamus1red found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 11:29:47 towards level 86.
[07/29/24 17:40:19] hetz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:48 towards level 40.
[07/29/24 17:43:59] brycec was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:25:08 towards level 82.
[07/29/24 18:02:11] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:47:58 towards level 84.
[07/29/24 18:04:15] Wolf was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:59:37 from level 92.
[07/29/24 18:11:22] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:35 towards level 81.
[07/29/24 18:15:06] Tabmow's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Tabmow's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/29/24 18:21:08] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:29:40 towards level 90.
[07/29/24 18:40:34] Fehu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 26 days, 08:01:10 towards level 78.
[07/29/24 19:21:33] Ankhers was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:43:37 from level 78.
[07/29/24 20:30:40] gradator found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:19:49 towards level 89.
[07/29/24 21:14:33] hetz ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:36 from level 40.
[07/29/24 22:19:07] TheSilentLink was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:33:58 from level 77.
[07/29/24 22:19:22] pyre hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:21 towards level 90.
[07/29/24 22:32:53] rawgreaze bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:57:46 towards level 81.
[07/29/24 22:36:36] hetz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:41 towards level 40.
[07/29/24 23:18:59] vegadark was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:29:16 from level 94.
[07/29/24 23:28:04] drahthaar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:37:39 towards level 95.
[07/29/24 23:51:52] t3chn0 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:44:48 from level 86.
[07/29/24 23:59:23] misha's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! misha's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/30/24 01:22:06] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:36 towards level 85.
[07/30/24 02:12:58] aqsd's charm ate a bolt of lightning! aqsd's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/24 02:26:16] zuper ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:30:24 from level 55.
[07/30/24 02:34:45] BlueJay was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:16 towards level 62.
[07/30/24 03:52:08] GilbertErik's charm ate a bolt of lightning! GilbertErik's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/24 04:29:38] figment bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:20 towards level 44.
[07/30/24 04:41:56] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:45:32 towards level 86.
[07/30/24 04:59:48] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:10:14 towards level 85.
[07/30/24 05:08:20] CornFly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:08:36 from level 86.
[07/30/24 05:11:03] yang bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:58:01 towards level 59.
[07/30/24 05:31:14] ChowderKeg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:18:24 towards level 90.
[07/30/24 07:13:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on _sh's tunic! _sh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/24 07:19:40] Paganel fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:04:59 from level 84.
[07/30/24 07:30:45] Tabmow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:05 towards level 78.
[07/30/24 08:01:50] Xenthys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:40:57 towards level 69.
[07/30/24 08:57:02] sco1 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:48:10 from level 59.
[07/30/24 11:19:47] hcf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:02:46 from level 44.
[07/30/24 11:35:31] Techman ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:18 from level 92.
[07/30/24 14:13:04] GilbertErik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:13:35 towards level 74.
[07/30/24 14:27:55] simple met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:46:30 from level 84.
[07/30/24 14:51:24] Affliction found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:04:46 towards level 86.
[07/30/24 14:54:37] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:06:29 towards level 86.
[07/30/24 15:24:40] The local wizard imbued ToHellWithGA's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ToHellWithGA's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/30/24 15:27:37] aqsd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:12:29 towards level 85.
[07/30/24 15:36:19] idleevil has dealt Puff a Critical Strike! 4 days, 23:47:36 is added to Puff's clock.
[07/30/24 17:41:03] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:30 towards level 88.
[07/30/24 17:43:36] freeboson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:20:30 towards level 87.
[07/30/24 17:54:19] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:36 towards level 75.
[07/30/24 18:39:53] gusto had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:24:10 towards level 76.
[07/30/24 19:29:16] KindOne was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:25:32 from level 78.
[07/30/24 19:35:45] Kachin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:28 towards level 78.
[07/30/24 19:40:49] Mat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:51:48 from level 70.
[07/30/24 20:16:10] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:35:56 towards level 89.
[07/30/24 20:17:11] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:42:55 towards level 79.
[07/30/24 20:30:53] solarsparq fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 01:24:30 from level 74.
[07/30/24 21:25:24] bg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:16:31 towards level 89.
[07/30/24 21:28:09] BlueJay found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:32 towards level 62.
[07/30/24 22:36:33] Garg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:53:01 towards level 65.
[07/31/24 00:26:16] particleflux was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:17:57 from level 65.
[07/31/24 00:34:02] fork fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:15:14 from level 58.
[07/31/24 01:17:46] soltys has dealt Koffa a Critical Strike! 7 days, 22:09:40 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/31/24 03:28:34] The local wizard imbued tmberg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tmberg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/24 03:57:56] Mat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:14:35 from level 70.
[07/31/24 04:02:55] Koffa was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 23:36:52 from level 89.
[07/31/24 04:25:52] solarsparq was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 03:05:33 from level 74.
[07/31/24 06:34:31] enteral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:49:18 towards level 71.
[07/31/24 08:10:17] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:12:00 towards level 87.
[07/31/24 08:15:58] Ungoliant was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:35:14 from level 80.
[07/31/24 08:37:30] koyaan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:44 towards level 33.
[07/31/24 08:40:40] Dex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:45:50 towards level 58.
[07/31/24 09:08:56] medivh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:48:11 towards level 59.
[07/31/24 09:14:27] Kachin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:15 towards level 78.
[07/31/24 09:47:39] alexlehm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:40:29 towards level 70.
[07/31/24 10:05:11] kadotux found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:00 towards level 47.
[07/31/24 10:26:35] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:56:13 towards level 74.
[07/31/24 11:03:37] heisenbug met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:40:03 from level 91.
[07/31/24 11:15:49] BastelBot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:11:20 towards level 91.
[07/31/24 11:25:15] BastelBot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:39:28 from level 91.
[07/31/24 11:26:30] sc's charm ate a bolt of lightning! sc's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/24 11:38:48] Koffa was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:00:41 towards level 89.
[07/31/24 11:57:11] thornrag was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:39 towards level 83.
[07/31/24 12:55:28] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:49:55 towards level 97.
[07/31/24 14:17:09] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:59:47 towards level 82.
[07/31/24 15:17:49] thatmint found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:28 towards level 70.
[07/31/24 16:09:45] particleflux found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:17:06 towards level 65.
[07/31/24 17:36:17] muirrum's charm ate a bolt of lightning! muirrum's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/24 17:50:03] hetz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:56:11 from level 41.
[07/31/24 18:29:36] ponzu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:02 towards level 39.
[07/31/24 18:36:11] BastelBot was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:16:07 towards level 91.
[07/31/24 19:40:18] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:50:13 towards level 83.
[07/31/24 19:56:46] Russell fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:58:45 from level 76.
[07/31/24 20:11:44] bt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:33 towards level 45.
[07/31/24 20:12:14] Puff was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:10:07 towards level 85.
[07/31/24 20:32:41] sco1 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:32 from level 59.
[07/31/24 20:33:17] dyvonna spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! dyvonna's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/31/24 20:43:56] SirNeo has dealt Sario a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:23:27 is added to Sario's clock.
[07/31/24 21:23:43] dbx12 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:11:29 towards level 72.
[07/31/24 21:27:47] solarsparq has dealt drahthaar a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:44:55 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[07/31/24 22:35:43] wille was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:31:57 from level 65.
[07/31/24 22:44:06] mordac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:40:01 towards level 87.
[07/31/24 22:56:55] hiod was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:21 from level 56.
[07/31/24 23:04:05] Notir was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:27:50 from level 83.
[07/31/24 23:19:57] Sombra ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:14:31 from level 92.
[07/31/24 23:45:40] Kody was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:36:29 towards level 61.
[07/31/24 23:46:49] unicron ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:40:53 from level 75.
[08/01/24 00:09:40] laama found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:09 towards level 87.
[08/01/24 00:29:45] Varjatticus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:19 towards level 54.
[08/01/24 00:58:52] JigmeDatse was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:31:56 towards level 68.
[08/01/24 01:58:34] zifnab06 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:18:56 towards level 82.
[08/01/24 02:03:17] ponzu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:56 towards level 39.
[08/01/24 03:00:15] Kritzefitz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:13 towards level 85.
[08/01/24 03:08:05] hax404 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:59:29 from level 84.
[08/01/24 03:23:58] scumola was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:10:18 towards level 84.
[08/01/24 04:35:46] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:52:47 towards level 84.
[08/01/24 06:22:52] particleflux found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:03:48 towards level 65.
[08/01/24 06:44:58] jayvee hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:19:02 towards level 82.
[08/01/24 07:18:28] enteral fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:59:17 from level 71.
[08/01/24 07:25:53] thatmint was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:22:08 from level 70.
[08/01/24 07:33:16] Kachin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kachin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/24 07:41:27] idlegood's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! idlegood's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/24 07:48:05] sam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:38:35 towards level 83.
[08/01/24 08:28:03] SirNeo reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SirNeo's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/24 08:46:20] tomhek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:15:45 towards level 89.
[08/01/24 09:40:40] dbx12 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:52:36 towards level 72.
[08/01/24 09:50:27] arv tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:08:26 towards level 44.
[08/01/24 10:49:56] yNos slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! yNos's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/01/24 12:09:37] The local wizard imbued tomhek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tomhek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/24 12:27:02] gildarts bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:44:15 towards level 82.
[08/01/24 13:39:38] jra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:35 towards level 52.
[08/01/24 13:56:43] Ungoliant had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:47:07 towards level 80.
[08/01/24 14:16:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on RussellB's tunic! RussellB's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/24 15:51:34] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:00:26 towards level 83.
[08/01/24 15:58:51] tass was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:47:52 from level 66.
[08/01/24 16:18:32] Cockatrice was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:32:03 from level 76.
[08/01/24 16:22:45] adamus1red ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:37:12 from level 86.
[08/01/24 16:24:06] yang bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:19 towards level 59.
[08/01/24 16:39:31] mordac was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:36:36 from level 87.
[08/01/24 17:18:52] scumola discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:41:25 towards level 84.
[08/01/24 17:44:13] fork was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:48:53 from level 58.
[08/01/24 18:41:59] SirNeo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:14:46 from level 71.
[08/01/24 20:36:07] Celediel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:26:21 towards level 64.
[08/01/24 21:02:27] ahmubashshir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:30 towards level 73.
[08/01/24 21:23:59] laama found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:10 towards level 87.
[08/01/24 21:35:23] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:44 towards level 83.
[08/01/24 21:36:14] particleflux ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:03:42 from level 65.
[08/01/24 21:36:53] Nuae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:38:49 towards level 78.
[08/01/24 22:15:16] HollowWasp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:44:46 towards level 59.
[08/01/24 22:53:22] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:08:59 from level 78.
[08/01/24 23:10:53] ChowderKeg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:08:35 towards level 90.
[08/01/24 23:24:49] unicron found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:34 towards level 75.
[08/01/24 23:28:59] HollowWasp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:01:06 towards level 59.
[08/01/24 23:45:39] DividedByZero reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DividedByZero's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/24 00:16:06] hugga found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:18:40 towards level 73.
[08/02/24 00:44:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on BlueJay's tunic! BlueJay's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/24 01:17:27] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:20:54 towards level 85.
[08/02/24 02:12:17] DividedByZero found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:07:20 towards level 60.
[08/02/24 02:15:54] idleevil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:46:47 towards level 79.
[08/02/24 02:39:22] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:04:38 towards level 95.
[08/02/24 05:14:40] nn2407 has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 10 days, 02:13:45 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/02/24 05:31:03] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:45:47 towards level 95.
[08/02/24 07:18:38] kinus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kinus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/24 07:28:31] pfoley reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pfoley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/24 08:07:41] damyan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:32:15 towards level 83.
[08/02/24 08:27:46] kevkev was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:56:16 from level 61.
[08/02/24 08:38:42] TimeWarp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:30:48 towards level 79.
[08/02/24 09:48:55] xbill caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:18:59 towards level 89.
[08/02/24 09:57:15] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:48 towards level 84.
[08/02/24 10:33:41] benzo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:19 towards level 40.
[08/02/24 11:05:28] pyre met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:26:51 from level 91.
[08/02/24 11:16:32] Cockatrice met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:13:02 from level 76.
[08/02/24 11:33:29] jayvee found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:47:07 towards level 82.
[08/02/24 12:39:12] CompanionCube found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:18:25 towards level 91.
[08/02/24 13:23:48] pfoley was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:02:42 from level 81.
[08/02/24 13:25:57] heisenbug ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:39:05 from level 91.
[08/02/24 13:27:55] Wolf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:59:05 towards level 92.
[08/02/24 13:34:45] Xenthys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:50:56 towards level 69.
[08/02/24 13:46:15] Zaratustra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:48 towards level 78.
[08/02/24 13:47:21] alexlehm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:10:11 from level 70.
[08/02/24 13:48:12] IFireflyl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:58:40 towards level 65.
[08/02/24 13:57:53] Drin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:38:07 towards level 81.
[08/02/24 14:05:25] sam's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sam's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/24 14:15:49] style got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:01:18 towards level 76.
[08/02/24 15:28:37] CrashOverride's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CrashOverride's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/24 16:20:59] tsr hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:24 towards level 85.
[08/02/24 17:05:59] slim discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:23:09 towards level 81.
[08/02/24 17:24:07] gusto was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:33:44 towards level 76.
[08/02/24 18:12:23] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:44:05 towards level 84.
[08/02/24 18:21:08] t3chn0 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:12:34 towards level 86.
[08/02/24 20:33:49] zifnab06's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! zifnab06's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/24 21:04:39] tmberg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:49:26 towards level 79.
[08/02/24 21:56:59] t3chn0 has dealt pyre a Critical Strike! 18 days, 03:07:45 is added to pyre's clock.
[08/02/24 22:05:19] Xenthys got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:21:48 from level 69.
[08/02/24 22:31:09] The local wizard imbued scumola's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! scumola's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/02/24 22:35:46] idlegood was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:39:57 towards level 79.
[08/02/24 22:50:50] HollowWasp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:49:20 towards level 59.
[08/02/24 23:00:37] Celediel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:32:54 towards level 64.
[08/02/24 23:57:41] tsr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:06:36 towards level 85.
[08/03/24 00:12:00] DrinkyBird was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:58:42 from level 92.
[08/03/24 00:32:44] ColonelPanic001 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:06:02 towards level 63.
[08/03/24 00:35:42] enteral found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:39:11 towards level 71.
[08/03/24 00:40:01] xbill was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:54:59 towards level 89.
[08/03/24 01:39:34] heroine got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:31 towards level 20.
[08/03/24 01:40:10] Pricey was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:48 towards level 72.
[08/03/24 01:53:59] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:44:19 towards level 87.
[08/03/24 03:34:30] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:57:02 towards level 79.
[08/03/24 04:33:54] crysis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:55:09 towards level 72.
[08/03/24 05:21:59] rawgreaze found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:04:46 towards level 81.
[08/03/24 05:44:32] gideonstar was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:03:18 towards level 65.
[08/03/24 07:13:02] BastelBot caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:19:15 towards level 91.
[08/03/24 07:17:34] jfcaron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:53 towards level 45.
[08/03/24 07:27:27] kinus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:34:59 towards level 84.
[08/03/24 07:32:32] Cockatrice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:50 towards level 76.
[08/03/24 08:03:40] Khorne was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 08:03:00 towards level 97.
[08/03/24 08:30:44] Blohsh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Blohsh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/03/24 09:01:43] Ancalagon burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Ancalagon's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/24 09:33:36] Varjatticus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:07 towards level 54.
[08/03/24 10:10:42] freeboson has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:32:43 is added to jaxson's clock.
[08/03/24 10:22:15] kevkev ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:20:02 from level 61.
[08/03/24 10:46:33] Pricey bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:31:23 towards level 72.
[08/03/24 11:16:14] freeboson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:45:30 towards level 87.
[08/03/24 13:13:13] Bluedog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:12 towards level 83.
[08/03/24 13:30:27] The local wizard imbued Tenorman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tenorman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/03/24 14:13:10] ZOTTA burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ZOTTA's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/03/24 14:16:32] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:46 towards level 97.
[08/03/24 14:43:33] cadfael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:13 towards level 83.
[08/03/24 14:57:46] medivh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:51:41 towards level 59.
[08/03/24 17:03:05] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:46:44 towards level 91.
[08/03/24 17:27:04] catte bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:51:54 towards level 55.
[08/03/24 17:29:25] Tangles was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:48 from level 84.
[08/03/24 17:32:23] Lord255 has dealt figment a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:56:01 is added to figment's clock.
[08/03/24 17:36:57] blobdog's charm ate a bolt of lightning! blobdog's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/03/24 18:26:55] Varjatticus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:21 towards level 54.
[08/03/24 18:36:34] Celediel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:39:30 towards level 64.
[08/03/24 19:00:21] TheSilentLink was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:06:50 from level 78.
[08/03/24 19:10:48] vectr0n tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:46 towards level 73.
[08/03/24 19:33:36] alexlehm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:31:40 towards level 70.
[08/03/24 20:08:21] ZOTTA was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:29:53 from level 83.
[08/03/24 21:08:31] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:44:29 towards level 74.
[08/03/24 21:10:43] gendish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:07:26 towards level 62.
[08/03/24 21:19:40] ponzu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:11:56 towards level 40.
[08/03/24 21:42:09] Khorne was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 21:58:49 from level 97.
[08/03/24 22:03:57] Minus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:06 towards level 80.
[08/04/24 00:16:01] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:33:41 towards level 90.
[08/04/24 00:22:23] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:52 towards level 81.
[08/04/24 01:51:33] jayvee ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:10:22 from level 82.
[08/04/24 02:14:28] kinus was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:39:28 from level 84.
[08/04/24 03:35:38] The local wizard imbued aqsd's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! aqsd's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/24 04:49:11] Nuae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:25:49 towards level 78.
[08/04/24 05:43:34] Kurenai found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:51:08 towards level 80.
[08/04/24 06:28:56] Drin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:24 towards level 81.
[08/04/24 06:29:44] Forud was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:11:41 from level 88.
[08/04/24 06:38:59] Tenorman's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Tenorman's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/04/24 07:21:25] jayvee was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:13:08 towards level 82.
[08/04/24 07:41:31] figment ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:14:11 from level 45.
[08/04/24 07:41:43] popey reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! popey's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/24 08:00:06] Susumurata tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:20:48 towards level 58.
[08/04/24 08:18:25] figment was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:29 from level 45.
[08/04/24 08:25:42] tass was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:54:06 from level 66.
[08/04/24 09:23:40] jacob1 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:47:17 towards level 94.
[08/04/24 10:07:57] Celediel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:30:16 towards level 64.
[08/04/24 10:51:11] ahmubashshir found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:40:58 towards level 74.
[08/04/24 11:29:43] TimeWarp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:49:47 towards level 79.
[08/04/24 11:58:05] bg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:35:29 towards level 89.
[08/04/24 12:06:10] hugga found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:55:23 towards level 73.
[08/04/24 12:18:03] popey was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:03:25 from level 63.
[08/04/24 13:07:16] pfoley reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pfoley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/24 13:54:40] ahmubashshir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:37:13 towards level 74.
[08/04/24 14:44:55] bookworm hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:57:59 towards level 82.
[08/04/24 17:02:56] gusto hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:06 towards level 76.
[08/04/24 17:03:14] The local wizard imbued KindOne's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! KindOne's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/24 17:08:34] BastelBot tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:43:16 towards level 91.
[08/04/24 17:28:06] JigmeDatse hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:56:19 towards level 68.
[08/04/24 17:40:51] Zaratustra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:04 from level 78.
[08/04/24 17:59:11] Stevland was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:11:09 towards level 82.
[08/04/24 18:03:43] BastelBot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:57:25 towards level 91.
[08/04/24 18:28:36] zuper found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:49 towards level 55.
[08/04/24 18:34:53] Notir was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:15:40 from level 83.
[08/04/24 18:37:06] Fritzl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:34:57 towards level 43.
[08/04/24 18:37:27] Tangles was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:57:32 towards level 84.
[08/04/24 19:16:53] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:12:53 towards level 97.
[08/04/24 19:20:20] ponzu ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:08:01 from level 41.
[08/04/24 19:25:49] EddieT137 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:31:14 towards level 82.
[08/04/24 19:55:14] BastelBot slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! BastelBot's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/04/24 21:03:41] Crazycatlady ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:00:41 from level 90.
[08/04/24 21:54:49] heroine's charm ate a bolt of lightning! heroine's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/04/24 21:55:40] spex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:23:42 towards level 89.
[08/04/24 22:25:42] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:33:59 towards level 97.
[08/04/24 23:08:41] SSLbits met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:54:37 from level 79.
[08/04/24 23:45:33] Asara found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:59:00 towards level 88.
[08/04/24 23:55:29] Minus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:13 towards level 80.
[08/05/24 00:06:46] heroine ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:50 from level 28.
[08/05/24 00:06:49] SirNeo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:54:00 towards level 71.
[08/05/24 00:07:52] Paganel was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:08:47 from level 84.
[08/05/24 00:10:07] Puff has dealt crowll a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:17:22 is added to crowll's clock.
[08/05/24 00:23:26] The local wizard imbued HollowWasp's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! HollowWasp's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/24 00:24:17] Minus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:42:25 towards level 80.
[08/05/24 00:32:38] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:42:56 towards level 81.
[08/05/24 01:59:28] Tangles found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:52 towards level 84.
[08/05/24 02:12:40] Blohsh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:36:42 towards level 62.
[08/05/24 03:43:10] JigmeDatse walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:09:52 from level 68.
[08/05/24 03:43:46] Forud walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:39:33 from level 88.
[08/05/24 04:40:01] bg burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bg's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/05/24 05:39:20] The local wizard imbued Crazycatlady's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Crazycatlady's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/24 05:44:28] scumola bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:18:48 towards level 84.
[08/05/24 06:13:08] Nuae was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:00:03 from level 78.
[08/05/24 06:17:27] V's charm ate a bolt of lightning! V's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/24 06:18:57] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:00:01 towards level 92.
[08/05/24 09:02:58] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:13:53 towards level 79.
[08/05/24 09:14:37] thatmint's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! thatmint's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/24 09:50:01] Khorne fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:58:10 from level 97.
[08/05/24 10:19:04] The local wizard imbued hugga's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hugga's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/24 10:23:32] Malvolio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:16:59 from level 67.
[08/05/24 10:46:47] gendish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:58:08 towards level 62.
[08/05/24 10:53:30] Reilly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:00:17 towards level 68.
[08/05/24 13:23:57] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/24 13:30:23] jra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:19:45 towards level 53.
[08/05/24 13:39:14] tass's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tass's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/24 13:41:23] Susumurata caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:28:44 towards level 58.
[08/05/24 14:31:54] ToeCheese fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:31:10 from level 39.
[08/05/24 15:03:05] Pinkman was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:00:44 from level 85.
[08/05/24 15:03:29] f0zk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:15 towards level 40.
[08/05/24 15:20:34] Paganel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:25:44 towards level 84.
[08/05/24 15:22:35] koyaan gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:23 towards level 37.
[08/05/24 15:40:06] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:42:47 towards level 86.
[08/05/24 15:59:56] Asara caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:11:05 towards level 88.
[08/05/24 16:01:44] muirrum had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:55:39 towards level 67.
[08/05/24 16:40:46] ToHellWithGA reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ToHellWithGA's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/24 16:56:38] Malvolio walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 09:59:12 from level 67.
[08/05/24 17:07:26] hcf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:45 towards level 45.
[08/05/24 17:10:59] EddieT137's charm ate a bolt of lightning! EddieT137's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/24 17:37:07] koyaan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:16 towards level 37.
[08/05/24 18:44:13] Zed_Spiker got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:10:30 towards level 63.
[08/05/24 20:11:52] zifnab06 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:19:08 towards level 82.
[08/05/24 20:41:54] jacquesssss was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:11:20 towards level 58.
[08/05/24 20:42:18] dxrt was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:19:51 from level 59.
[08/05/24 21:10:49] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:14 towards level 81.
[08/05/24 22:06:40] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:33:44 towards level 91.
[08/05/24 22:41:41] gradator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:06:01 towards level 89.
[08/05/24 22:43:12] scornn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:24:26 towards level 70.
[08/05/24 22:51:07] Varjatticus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:26:54 towards level 55.
[08/05/24 23:07:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Yarosh's tunic! Yarosh's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/24 23:07:42] tomhek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:16:50 from level 89.
[08/05/24 23:16:02] dyvonna was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:31 towards level 85.
[08/05/24 23:24:10] The local wizard imbued medivh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! medivh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/24 23:33:19] HeavyPodda hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:54:33 towards level 88.
[08/05/24 23:44:39] allo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:20:32 towards level 90.
[08/05/24 23:51:08] ukleinek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:09 towards level 86.
[08/06/24 00:11:40] Nuae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:45:51 towards level 78.
[08/06/24 00:41:12] rawgreaze found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:06 towards level 81.
[08/06/24 00:54:28] ToHellWithGA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:05:48 towards level 91.
[08/06/24 00:57:14] V was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:58:06 from level 91.
[08/06/24 01:05:16] Bluedog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:25 towards level 83.
[08/06/24 01:53:43] m0NKEYb0Y bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:08 towards level 29.
[08/06/24 02:21:51] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:47:47 towards level 67.
[08/06/24 02:25:25] Russell found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:23:36 towards level 76.
[08/06/24 03:05:19] EddieT137 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:48:20 towards level 82.
[08/06/24 04:34:10] d4n13L discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:23:36 towards level 83.
[08/06/24 05:15:27] Fenrik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:22 towards level 89.
[08/06/24 05:46:05] gendish was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:09:14 towards level 62.
[08/06/24 06:48:45] BlueJay was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:13:00 towards level 63.
[08/06/24 07:03:13] MetaNova was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:30:31 from level 85.
[08/06/24 07:20:11] tomhek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:38:07 from level 89.
[08/06/24 07:23:22] kenyon was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:41:34 from level 90.
[08/06/24 07:32:43] thatmint slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! thatmint's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/06/24 07:56:31] alexlehm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:38:33 from level 70.
[08/06/24 08:38:21] Garg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:43:31 from level 65.
[08/06/24 08:51:06] Tangles got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:05:37 towards level 85.
[08/06/24 09:12:35] SSLbits ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:43:05 from level 79.
[08/06/24 10:34:21] CornFly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:20:48 from level 86.
[08/06/24 10:36:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on \dev\ice's tunic! \dev\ice's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/24 10:44:27] wille was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:34:51 from level 66.
[08/06/24 10:48:34] Omega found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:56:37 towards level 81.
[08/06/24 11:34:16] Tenorman reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tenorman's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/24 11:47:20] DividedByZero tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:44:51 towards level 61.
[08/06/24 12:34:16] hiod reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! hiod's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/24 13:04:17] xbill was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:29:22 towards level 89.
[08/06/24 13:55:53] tass hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:30:44 towards level 66.
[08/06/24 14:17:33] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:44:00 towards level 86.
[08/06/24 14:44:20] enteral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:26 towards level 71.
[08/06/24 14:56:54] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:59:33 towards level 88.
[08/06/24 15:02:58] Minus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:09:15 towards level 81.
[08/06/24 15:14:25] canton7 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:07:13 from level 83.
[08/06/24 16:35:43] Nuae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:57:42 towards level 78.
[08/06/24 17:44:04] insidesources ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:42:46 from level 50.
[08/06/24 18:12:30] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:41:09 towards level 84.
[08/06/24 18:56:35] The local wizard imbued koyaan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! koyaan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/24 19:09:25] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:15:13 towards level 81.
[08/06/24 19:53:44] Nuae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:38:01 towards level 78.
[08/06/24 21:03:11] Cockatrice's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Cockatrice's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/24 21:07:03] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:59:32 towards level 97.
[08/06/24 21:09:16] Misza was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:24:43 from level 76.
[08/06/24 21:19:36] Silvanus_Betrium reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Silvanus_Betrium's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/24 21:56:55] Zed_Spiker reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zed_Spiker's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/06/24 22:10:11] thatmint hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:02:04 towards level 71.
[08/06/24 23:10:59] thornrag caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 15:56:54 towards level 84.
[08/07/24 00:00:01] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:33:05 towards level 84.
[08/07/24 00:25:31] wowbagger bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:38:46 towards level 67.
[08/07/24 01:25:31] alexlehm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:42:53 towards level 70.
[08/07/24 02:57:49] fork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:56:42 towards level 59.
[08/07/24 03:04:09] OobSaco hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:21:15 towards level 63.
[08/07/24 03:11:59] Fritzl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:46 towards level 44.
[08/07/24 04:42:17] style was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:07 towards level 76.
[08/07/24 04:42:44] BastelBot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:09:01 towards level 91.
[08/07/24 05:03:14] The local wizard imbued Susumurata's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Susumurata's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/24 05:59:23] StalkR got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:27:27 from level 88.
[08/07/24 06:03:28] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:22:51 towards level 95.
[08/07/24 06:31:45] misha was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:59:41 from level 95.
[08/07/24 06:43:10] dbx12 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:37:36 towards level 72.
[08/07/24 07:10:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Reilly's tunic! Reilly's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/24 07:19:10] Matthew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:42:08 towards level 68.
[08/07/24 09:15:00] sco1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:13:58 from level 60.
[08/07/24 09:27:40] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:53:48 towards level 90.
[08/07/24 09:28:37] ToeCheese was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:34 towards level 39.
[08/07/24 09:35:48] pfoley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:40:26 from level 81.
[08/07/24 10:01:09] crack had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:58 towards level 35.
[08/07/24 10:20:53] Lnk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 23:45:53 from level 97.
[08/07/24 10:57:11] fstrelok found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:44 towards level 69.
[08/07/24 11:56:39] pfoley discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:29:12 towards level 81.
[08/07/24 12:03:31] io was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:59:48 from level 97.
[08/07/24 12:17:02] Ecko was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:15:33 from level 83.
[08/07/24 12:25:58] tsr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:20:22 from level 85.
[08/07/24 12:56:55] Varjatticus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:10:37 towards level 55.
[08/07/24 13:15:38] slim bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:39:53 towards level 81.
[08/07/24 13:29:07] yano tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:19 towards level 89.
[08/07/24 13:36:27] DojShadow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DojShadow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/24 13:39:19] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:20:20 towards level 95.
[08/07/24 14:00:09] sc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:48:10 towards level 96.
[08/07/24 14:19:23] idleneutral found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:57:07 towards level 75.
[08/07/24 14:28:46] hugga's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hugga's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/24 15:49:02] yang found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:57 towards level 59.
[08/07/24 16:06:51] pyre's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pyre's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/24 17:01:21] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:18 towards level 88.
[08/07/24 17:22:24] allo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:18:57 towards level 90.
[08/07/24 17:27:25] tomhek has dealt Wam a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:19:45 is added to Wam's clock.
[08/07/24 17:55:39] BlueJay hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:06:02 towards level 63.
[08/07/24 17:57:57] The local wizard imbued GilbertErik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! GilbertErik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/07/24 18:24:49] signofzeta had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:05:45 towards level 79.
[08/07/24 18:53:11] buzel was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 17:38:38 from level 89.
[08/07/24 19:13:21] heroine had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:00 towards level 33.
[08/07/24 19:53:19] Ungoliant tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:38:36 towards level 80.
[08/07/24 20:13:30] laama gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:07:28 towards level 88.
[08/07/24 20:36:06] Matthew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:31 towards level 68.
[08/07/24 21:41:19] yang caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:17 towards level 59.
[08/07/24 21:57:34] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:04:45 towards level 86.
[08/07/24 22:00:13] DrinkyBird was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:31:25 from level 92.
[08/07/24 22:57:22] hetz was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:59:10 from level 42.
[08/07/24 23:39:36] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:41:27 towards level 92.
[08/08/24 00:22:26] Notir found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:27 towards level 83.
[08/08/24 00:45:35] Wam found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:12:36 towards level 81.
[08/08/24 01:56:45] edo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:44 towards level 40.
[08/08/24 02:00:52] kadotux discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:09:29 towards level 48.
[08/08/24 02:38:03] ChowderKeg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:50:23 towards level 90.
[08/08/24 03:02:58] vegadark reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! vegadark's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/24 03:56:53] hax404 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hax404's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/24 04:58:34] washclof was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:42:45 from level 98.
[08/08/24 05:03:35] blobdog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:14:09 towards level 64.
[08/08/24 05:15:53] CrashOverride's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CrashOverride's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/24 06:21:39] Ankhers ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:31:43 from level 78.
[08/08/24 07:39:49] kinus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:15:58 towards level 84.
[08/08/24 08:01:18] scornn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:11:33 towards level 70.
[08/08/24 08:25:40] Aksej hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:20:33 towards level 83.
[08/08/24 09:51:00] kenyon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:50:55 towards level 90.
[08/08/24 10:12:30] VonToutCourt hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:36:00 towards level 90.
[08/08/24 10:27:01] Sombra gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:22:20 towards level 92.
[08/08/24 11:12:19] Thorael was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:21:43 from level 85.
[08/08/24 11:53:35] brycec had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:44:09 towards level 82.
[08/08/24 12:28:26] DojShadow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:56:19 towards level 58.
[08/08/24 12:45:22] jayvee had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:54:30 towards level 82.
[08/08/24 13:54:47] TheSilentLink discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:07:25 towards level 78.
[08/08/24 14:06:29] Misza discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:30 towards level 76.
[08/08/24 14:07:23] medivh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:56 towards level 59.
[08/08/24 14:44:50] sco1 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:59:34 from level 60.
[08/08/24 14:57:11] scumola had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:29:48 towards level 84.
[08/08/24 15:06:22] Russell fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:48 from level 76.
[08/08/24 16:09:33] bookworm's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bookworm's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/24 17:07:05] Zed_Spiker discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:56:06 towards level 63.
[08/08/24 17:25:22] HollowWasp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:29 towards level 59.
[08/08/24 17:58:52] EddieT137 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:29:29 towards level 82.
[08/08/24 19:16:18] pwae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:28 towards level 86.
[08/08/24 20:43:54] Ecko slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Ecko's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/08/24 21:01:44] tomhek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:17:21 towards level 89.
[08/08/24 21:56:45] allo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:23:05 from level 90.
[08/08/24 23:24:32] pastly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:40:43 towards level 62.
[08/08/24 23:31:03] keepmyshirt reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! keepmyshirt's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/08/24 23:54:17] ponzu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:25 towards level 42.
[08/09/24 00:51:38] nn2407 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:32 towards level 39.
[08/09/24 00:58:19] rawgreaze had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:15:43 towards level 82.
[08/09/24 01:20:55] DojShadow found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:13:31 towards level 58.
[08/09/24 01:33:17] bg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/24 02:02:30] fork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:22:48 towards level 59.
[08/09/24 02:30:48] Ecko ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:50:00 from level 83.
[08/09/24 02:55:15] CompanionCube bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:17:36 towards level 91.
[08/09/24 03:43:37] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:28:51 towards level 89.
[08/09/24 04:18:05] scumola found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:15:09 towards level 84.
[08/09/24 04:46:57] Wolf reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Wolf's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/24 05:06:04] ColonelPanic001 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:37:33 towards level 63.
[08/09/24 05:27:41] Stevland was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:16:17 from level 82.
[08/09/24 05:31:09] zbe caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:48:32 towards level 97.
[08/09/24 05:37:19] vectr0n was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:47 towards level 73.
[08/09/24 05:51:43] gradator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:21:47 towards level 89.
[08/09/24 06:49:55] ColonelPanic001 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:22:44 towards level 63.
[08/09/24 07:08:23] enteral bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:48 towards level 71.
[08/09/24 07:17:02] alexlehm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:54:50 towards level 70.
[08/09/24 07:22:37] Garg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:41:55 from level 66.
[08/09/24 07:22:52] idleevil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:22:25 towards level 80.
[08/09/24 08:14:04] insidesources caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:58 towards level 50.
[08/09/24 08:19:59] drahthaar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:02:45 towards level 96.
[08/09/24 08:44:13] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:12:00 towards level 83.
[08/09/24 09:09:52] DojShadow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:53 towards level 58.
[08/09/24 09:18:19] hiod hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:14 towards level 57.
[08/09/24 09:24:17] dwfreed found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:11:57 towards level 90.
[08/09/24 09:42:07] hax404 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:51:27 towards level 84.
[08/09/24 10:11:48] Reilly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:16 towards level 68.
[08/09/24 11:13:04] el tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:29 towards level 87.
[08/09/24 11:39:23] Gorek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:20:07 towards level 90.
[08/09/24 11:52:42] The local wizard imbued tsr's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tsr's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/24 12:02:58] The local wizard imbued buzel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! buzel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/24 12:12:25] Pinkman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:58:47 towards level 85.
[08/09/24 12:25:07] IFireflyl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:31:56 towards level 65.
[08/09/24 12:30:23] idleneutral was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:49:50 from level 75.
[08/09/24 12:40:26] koyaan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:59:35 from level 40.
[08/09/24 13:11:03] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:22:41 towards level 90.
[08/09/24 13:49:07] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:10:52 towards level 85.
[08/09/24 14:40:34] Crazycatlady reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Crazycatlady's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/24 15:37:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dxrt's tunic! dxrt's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/24 17:57:52] popey was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:14:20 towards level 63.
[08/09/24 18:09:52] Yarosh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:04:56 from level 82.
[08/09/24 18:16:30] Reilly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:32:29 from level 68.
[08/09/24 18:29:25] Affliction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:39:37 towards level 87.
[08/09/24 19:23:28] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:41:49 towards level 91.
[08/09/24 19:26:25] Zed_Spiker ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:59:01 from level 63.
[08/09/24 19:30:26] Matthew was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:13 towards level 68.
[08/09/24 20:13:48] Fischmiep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:57:51 towards level 55.
[08/09/24 20:46:55] RussellB met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:29:29 from level 87.
[08/09/24 21:17:03] crysis reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! crysis's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/09/24 21:19:13] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:03:55 towards level 91.
[08/09/24 21:57:50] hiod was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:13:28 from level 57.
[08/09/24 22:02:30] Ungoliant was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:05:25 towards level 80.
[08/09/24 22:34:02] sky had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:17 towards level 89.
[08/09/24 22:54:59] Ankhers gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:52:28 towards level 78.
[08/10/24 00:05:20] Kachin was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:35:27 towards level 78.
[08/10/24 00:36:41] zbe reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zbe's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/24 00:44:21] Fenrik ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:12:59 from level 90.
[08/10/24 00:49:44] rawgreaze slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! rawgreaze's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/10/24 01:41:50] tmberg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:15 towards level 79.
[08/10/24 01:42:20] sc has dealt Reilly a Critical Strike! 0 days, 22:01:11 is added to Reilly's clock.
[08/10/24 01:44:53] GilbertErik has dealt dyvonna a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:34:07 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[08/10/24 02:03:47] Forud's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Forud's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/10/24 02:06:39] pfoley's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pfoley's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/24 02:43:30] sco1 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:22:16 towards level 60.
[08/10/24 03:55:38] DividedByZero slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! DividedByZero's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/10/24 04:47:11] kevkev walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:53:21 from level 61.
[08/10/24 05:31:04] Fritzl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:08:00 towards level 45.
[08/10/24 06:19:02] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:14:07 towards level 90.
[08/10/24 07:10:53] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:07:59 towards level 81.
[08/10/24 07:14:02] insidesources was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:07:05 from level 51.
[08/10/24 08:18:35] HollowWasp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:22 towards level 59.
[08/10/24 08:18:59] jayvee's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jayvee's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/24 09:36:18] arv was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:01 towards level 46.
[08/10/24 09:44:59] yano was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:45 towards level 89.
[08/10/24 09:48:54] TimeWarp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:37:35 towards level 79.
[08/10/24 09:53:07] Celediel was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:51:50 from level 64.
[08/10/24 10:09:14] solarsparq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:04:02 towards level 74.
[08/10/24 11:43:32] The local wizard imbued hugga's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hugga's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/10/24 11:57:44] Ancalagon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:13:53 towards level 69.
[08/10/24 12:04:13] Ravenloft bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:46 towards level 46.
[08/10/24 12:15:55] Drin spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Drin's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/10/24 13:36:15] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:56:16 towards level 67.
[08/10/24 13:39:00] Ka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:05 towards level 37.
[08/10/24 13:39:52] soltys walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:13:39 from level 93.
[08/10/24 14:12:48] heroine was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:22 towards level 36.
[08/10/24 14:13:54] MadMan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:40 towards level 79.
[08/10/24 14:22:38] Nysdar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:31:33 from level 85.
[08/10/24 14:59:50] hiod was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:31:43 from level 57.
[08/10/24 15:04:52] Forud got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:09:50 from level 88.
[08/10/24 15:59:38] bg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:16 towards level 89.
[08/10/24 16:46:23] brycec has dealt chadgpt a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:31:01 is added to chadgpt's clock.
[08/10/24 16:55:55] Paganel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:41 towards level 84.
[08/10/24 17:13:42] Dzenowa was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:41 towards level 19.
[08/10/24 17:31:47] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:52:33 towards level 83.
[08/10/24 17:53:59] Ankhers was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:32 towards level 78.
[08/10/24 17:55:57] MadMan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:58:51 from level 79.
[08/10/24 18:50:29] Dzenowa hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:21 towards level 19.
[08/10/24 19:36:14] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:29:48 towards level 84.
[08/10/24 20:08:16] kinus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:16:33 towards level 84.
[08/10/24 22:47:44] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:37:20 towards level 96.
[08/10/24 23:36:11] Silvanus_Betrium got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:57:20 towards level 78.
[08/10/24 23:42:42] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:53 towards level 79.
[08/11/24 01:00:34] tass was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:19:07 from level 66.
[08/11/24 01:01:16] Koffa met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:13:50 from level 89.
[08/11/24 01:09:58] anarcat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:37:50 towards level 91.
[08/11/24 01:13:41] ponzu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:45 towards level 43.
[08/11/24 02:36:45] GilbertErik ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:36:18 from level 74.
[08/11/24 02:50:36] yang gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:23:56 towards level 60.
[08/11/24 02:54:31] Misza caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:45 towards level 76.
[08/11/24 03:34:38] SirNeo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:13:36 towards level 71.
[08/11/24 04:03:46] DojShadow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:08:07 towards level 58.
[08/11/24 05:07:11] bg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:28:35 towards level 89.
[08/11/24 08:22:24] Nuae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:22:54 towards level 78.
[08/11/24 08:45:06] ChowderKeg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:55:58 towards level 90.
[08/11/24 08:56:03] Matthew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:58:39 towards level 69.
[08/11/24 09:07:05] Yarosh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:52 towards level 82.
[08/11/24 09:25:58] hetz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:35 towards level 42.
[08/11/24 09:30:54] pwae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:06:50 towards level 86.
[08/11/24 10:01:07] ukleinek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:21:05 from level 87.
[08/11/24 10:04:17] The local wizard imbued Tenorman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Tenorman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/24 10:15:05] signofzeta has dealt jaxson a Critical Strike! 4 days, 19:10:09 is added to jaxson's clock.
[08/11/24 10:40:49] Stevland walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:33:04 from level 82.
[08/11/24 10:51:10] \dev\ice has dealt SSLbits a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:00:19 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/11/24 11:00:31] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:12:58 towards level 90.
[08/11/24 12:04:44] scornn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:27:41 towards level 70.
[08/11/24 12:16:08] The local wizard imbued Nuae's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Nuae's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/24 13:21:12] OobSaco got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:34:40 from level 63.
[08/11/24 13:23:06] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:14:06 towards level 86.
[08/11/24 13:33:08] Blohsh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:44:17 towards level 62.
[08/11/24 13:41:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yang's tunic! yang's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/24 13:45:05] Drin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:54 towards level 81.
[08/11/24 14:25:22] _sh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:28:41 from level 95.
[08/11/24 14:30:33] The local wizard imbued Misza's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Misza's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/24 14:35:58] Nuae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:06:49 towards level 78.
[08/11/24 15:10:30] fork was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:38:53 from level 59.
[08/11/24 15:19:51] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:31:44 towards level 93.
[08/11/24 15:30:03] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:32:32 towards level 90.
[08/11/24 16:53:13] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:12:01 towards level 87.
[08/11/24 16:53:22] pfoley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:41:24 towards level 81.
[08/11/24 18:22:40] Dex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:26:54 towards level 58.
[08/11/24 18:35:13] TimWolla was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:48:05 towards level 96.
[08/11/24 18:35:55] jacquesssss hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:37:34 towards level 58.
[08/11/24 18:51:08] Paganel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Paganel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/24 19:06:37] Kachin ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:38:43 from level 78.
[08/11/24 19:16:30] Nuae ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:15:20 from level 78.
[08/11/24 19:21:32] buzel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:54:26 towards level 89.
[08/11/24 19:38:00] drahthaar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:07:04 towards level 96.
[08/11/24 20:08:05] HollowWasp ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:51:32 from level 59.
[08/11/24 20:09:59] popey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:50:53 towards level 63.
[08/11/24 20:58:03] thatmint's charm ate a bolt of lightning! thatmint's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/24 21:24:24] kenyon met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:57:20 from level 90.
[08/11/24 21:47:29] catte found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:58:06 towards level 56.
[08/11/24 21:57:47] rawgreaze was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:37:41 towards level 82.
[08/11/24 22:27:57] d4n13L was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:31 towards level 83.
[08/11/24 22:36:00] drahthaar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:01:35 towards level 96.
[08/12/24 01:21:25] fstrelok was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:07 towards level 69.
[08/12/24 01:28:27] V found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:48:05 towards level 91.
[08/12/24 01:51:57] Silvanus_Betrium was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:54:42 towards level 78.
[08/12/24 02:00:17] kinus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:56:27 towards level 84.
[08/12/24 03:13:19] Gorek slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Gorek's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/24 03:52:43] freeboson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:33 towards level 87.
[08/12/24 04:09:47] anarcat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:42:43 towards level 91.
[08/12/24 04:47:41] yNos was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:14:48 from level 85.
[08/12/24 05:25:04] TimeWarp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:21:32 towards level 79.
[08/12/24 05:54:44] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:16:06 towards level 83.
[08/12/24 06:10:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on t3chn0's tunic! t3chn0's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/24 06:12:33] RussellB was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:03 towards level 87.
[08/12/24 06:38:28] csc2ya walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:49:54 from level 66.
[08/12/24 07:10:05] Lnk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:51:34 towards level 97.
[08/12/24 07:11:21] "\@_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:27:52 towards level 89.
[08/12/24 07:51:58] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:00:20 towards level 86.
[08/12/24 08:47:23] tass's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tass's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/24 09:05:52] particleflux discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:12:48 towards level 65.
[08/12/24 09:24:20] mandigal bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:46 towards level 32.
[08/12/24 09:31:58] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:12:24 towards level 79.
[08/12/24 09:43:42] bg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:59 towards level 89.
[08/12/24 09:50:30] Cockatrice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:49:14 towards level 77.
[08/12/24 10:24:23] Cockroach found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:00:00 towards level 57.
[08/12/24 10:43:07] Nysdar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:15:26 towards level 85.
[08/12/24 10:53:10] ToeCheese got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:19:53 towards level 42.
[08/12/24 11:05:39] CompanionCube slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! CompanionCube's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/12/24 11:36:47] Ecko found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:17:41 towards level 83.
[08/12/24 11:38:54] The local wizard imbued slim's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! slim's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/24 12:17:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sky's tunic! sky's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/12/24 13:21:30] vegadark was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:43:15 from level 95.
[08/12/24 14:25:42] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:12:26 towards level 97.
[08/12/24 14:47:06] gusto found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:39:16 towards level 77.
[08/12/24 14:54:47] Forud met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:23 from level 88.
[08/12/24 15:04:40] enteral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:49:44 towards level 72.
[08/12/24 16:31:10] unicron fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:51:35 from level 76.
[08/12/24 17:33:41] jacquesssss got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:16:37 towards level 58.
[08/12/24 18:11:21] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:25:20 towards level 90.
[08/12/24 18:26:43] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:35:08 towards level 79.
[08/12/24 18:29:50] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:33:38 towards level 91.
[08/12/24 18:38:13] Notir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:21 towards level 83.
[08/12/24 18:40:47] BastelBot walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:33:02 from level 91.
[08/12/24 21:01:11] pfoley fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:12:05 from level 81.
[08/12/24 21:12:38] scornn was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:39:56 towards level 70.
[08/12/24 23:27:56] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 22:22:05 towards level 79.
[08/12/24 23:32:30] TheSilentLink spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! TheSilentLink's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/24 00:29:51] d4n13L got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:06 towards level 83.
[08/13/24 00:38:11] RussellB met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:57:09 from level 87.
[08/13/24 00:39:11] SirNeo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:38:39 towards level 71.
[08/13/24 00:40:24] drahthaar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! drahthaar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/24 00:41:24] heisenbug was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:44:43 from level 92.
[08/13/24 01:11:29] Tangles was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:52:12 towards level 85.
[08/13/24 01:20:01] Lord255 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:57:29 from level 92.
[08/13/24 01:25:21] Lnk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:35:17 towards level 97.
[08/13/24 01:34:26] Lnk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:44:13 towards level 97.
[08/13/24 02:49:18] jacob1 burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! jacob1's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/24 03:11:11] BlueJay got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:12:35 towards level 63.
[08/13/24 03:24:50] bookworm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:39:01 towards level 82.
[08/13/24 05:25:53] Techman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Techman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/24 06:17:46] jacob1 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:11 towards level 94.
[08/13/24 06:42:02] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gendish's tunic! gendish's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/24 06:42:32] _sh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:42:56 from level 95.
[08/13/24 08:04:26] Kritzefitz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:57:16 from level 86.
[08/13/24 08:09:46] ponzu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:36 towards level 43.
[08/13/24 09:30:11] dyvonna was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:34:33 towards level 85.
[08/13/24 10:00:10] The local wizard imbued CodeGeek's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CodeGeek's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/24 10:15:59] BastelBot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:27 towards level 91.
[08/13/24 10:20:27] Cockatrice was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:58:22 towards level 77.
[08/13/24 10:23:01] popey was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:52 towards level 63.
[08/13/24 10:28:36] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:14:48 towards level 82.
[08/13/24 10:30:54] scumola's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! scumola's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/24 10:45:07] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:19:08 towards level 79.
[08/13/24 11:34:05] muirrum's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! muirrum's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/24 12:01:36] tomhek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:09:06 towards level 89.
[08/13/24 12:01:42] Sombra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:17 towards level 92.
[08/13/24 13:08:10] Ravenloft had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:51 towards level 47.
[08/13/24 13:45:26] Blohsh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Blohsh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/24 17:04:33] scumola caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:34:56 towards level 84.
[08/13/24 17:48:07] enteral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:01:24 towards level 72.
[08/13/24 18:32:56] alexlehm's charm ate a bolt of lightning! alexlehm's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/24 18:52:53] TheSilentLink ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:22:26 from level 78.
[08/13/24 18:54:41] Cockroach found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:11:48 towards level 57.
[08/13/24 21:45:55] idlegood ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:39:45 from level 79.
[08/13/24 22:42:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ravenloft's tunic! Ravenloft's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/13/24 22:57:05] hiod was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:28:19 towards level 57.
[08/13/24 23:07:39] Stevland hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:44 towards level 82.
[08/13/24 23:32:07] tswsl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:12:12 towards level 88.
[08/14/24 00:53:38] Silvanus_Betrium was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:53:43 towards level 78.
[08/14/24 02:06:49] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:13:33 towards level 88.
[08/14/24 05:40:02] scumola was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:59:15 towards level 84.
[08/14/24 06:30:10] zuper was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:30:08 from level 56.
[08/14/24 07:08:44] ToeCheese was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:41:31 from level 42.
[08/14/24 08:38:04] Reilly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:54:11 towards level 68.
[08/14/24 08:57:24] kenyon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:22 towards level 90.
[08/14/24 09:07:09] bookworm was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:30:47 from level 82.
[08/14/24 09:23:29] gideonstar fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:24:08 from level 66.
[08/14/24 10:11:49] Minus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:32:34 towards level 81.
[08/14/24 10:41:56] jacob1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:16:20 towards level 95.
[08/14/24 10:48:34] pyre gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:42:57 towards level 91.
[08/14/24 12:00:31] yang ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:43:42 from level 60.
[08/14/24 12:19:22] edo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:05 towards level 43.
[08/14/24 12:34:25] jacob1 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jacob1's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/24 13:38:02] aqsd burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! aqsd's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/24 13:49:47] Ravenloft got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:10:05 from level 47.
[08/14/24 13:57:43] tsr was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:37:03 towards level 86.
[08/14/24 14:43:39] Blohsh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:04:02 from level 62.
[08/14/24 15:06:42] thornrag found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:33:42 towards level 84.
[08/14/24 15:09:46] SirBummelz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:02:25 towards level 72.
[08/14/24 15:17:48] blobdog has dealt edo a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:51:12 is added to edo's clock.
[08/14/24 15:21:25] solarsparq reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! solarsparq's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/24 15:52:52] hdm's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hdm's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/14/24 16:40:37] ColonelPanic001 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:45:30 towards level 63.
[08/14/24 17:54:25] Aksej was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:06:49 towards level 83.
[08/14/24 18:28:10] SirBummelz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:00:58 towards level 72.
[08/14/24 19:02:43] zuper hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:36:37 towards level 56.
[08/14/24 19:07:50] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:38:49 towards level 81.
[08/14/24 19:09:11] CrashOverride tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:50:28 towards level 87.
[08/14/24 19:37:46] Dex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:40 towards level 58.
[08/14/24 20:37:22] Wam spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Wam's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/14/24 21:27:47] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:22 towards level 81.
[08/14/24 21:50:08] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:28:56 towards level 88.
[08/14/24 23:38:44] sco1 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:54:49 towards level 60.
[08/14/24 23:56:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Gorek's tunic! Gorek's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/24 00:09:42] Sario hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:33:42 towards level 75.
[08/15/24 00:19:47] vegadark was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 18:34:37 from level 95.
[08/15/24 00:20:45] edo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:35:55 from level 43.
[08/15/24 00:45:33] StalkR found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:43:15 towards level 88.
[08/15/24 01:30:14] Ankhers found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:42:47 towards level 79.
[08/15/24 02:29:23] el caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:35:57 towards level 88.
[08/15/24 02:33:09] tsr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:11:04 towards level 86.
[08/15/24 03:16:19] bookworm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:52:13 towards level 82.
[08/15/24 04:09:26] drahthaar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:52:02 towards level 96.
[08/15/24 04:27:52] ZOTTA gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:07:10 towards level 83.
[08/15/24 04:36:09] bg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:08:54 towards level 89.
[08/15/24 05:30:46] jaxson was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:25:42 towards level 77.
[08/15/24 05:31:56] tsr ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:46:05 from level 86.
[08/15/24 05:50:12] RussellB discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:36 towards level 87.
[08/15/24 05:51:30] yano spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! yano's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/15/24 05:59:35] Kritzefitz was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:27:39 from level 86.
[08/15/24 06:18:19] Dex was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:45:39 from level 58.
[08/15/24 06:28:49] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:39 towards level 84.
[08/15/24 06:58:42] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:44:49 towards level 88.
[08/15/24 07:21:06] bobvador had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:04:42 towards level 84.
[08/15/24 08:02:03] hcf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:09 towards level 46.
[08/15/24 08:24:36] sam was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:22:46 from level 83.
[08/15/24 09:21:57] Pinkman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:05:52 towards level 85.
[08/15/24 09:36:13] sc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:35:13 towards level 96.
[08/15/24 10:17:36] muirrum discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:44:59 towards level 67.
[08/15/24 10:53:55] EddieT137 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:24:23 towards level 82.
[08/15/24 11:11:09] edo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:05 towards level 43.
[08/15/24 11:13:45] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:19 towards level 79.
[08/15/24 11:33:33] Bluedog was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:36:04 towards level 83.
[08/15/24 12:23:04] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:17:46 towards level 97.
[08/15/24 12:50:19] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:31:47 towards level 92.
[08/15/24 14:34:37] allo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:03:21 towards level 90.
[08/15/24 14:40:35] hcf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:45 from level 46.
[08/15/24 15:05:49] Varjatticus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:17 towards level 55.
[08/15/24 15:38:40] pyre reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pyre's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/24 15:58:21] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:26:36 towards level 91.
[08/15/24 16:13:55] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:23 towards level 83.
[08/15/24 17:19:41] gusto ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:39:51 from level 77.
[08/15/24 17:31:39] Varjatticus was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:18:51 from level 55.
[08/15/24 18:38:28] DojShadow's charm ate a bolt of lightning! DojShadow's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/24 18:49:13] tass bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:42:47 towards level 67.
[08/15/24 18:51:34] figment reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! figment's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/24 19:23:50] ponzu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:27:41 towards level 44.
[08/15/24 19:26:49] Sombra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:43:13 from level 92.
[08/15/24 20:05:44] Stevland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:42:40 towards level 83.
[08/15/24 20:29:32] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:43:45 towards level 90.
[08/15/24 20:44:57] caeli ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:02:00 from level 91.
[08/15/24 21:51:20] Tangles burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Tangles's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/15/24 22:06:02] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:56:52 towards level 89.
[08/15/24 22:37:17] Tabmow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:32:38 from level 79.
[08/15/24 22:47:59] Raithmir was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:22 from level 15.
[08/15/24 23:07:01] gildarts's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gildarts's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/15/24 23:39:46] ahmubashshir's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ahmubashshir's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/24 00:00:42] dxrt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:26:28 towards level 60.
[08/16/24 00:08:50] hiod was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:01:51 from level 57.
[08/16/24 00:19:03] MetaNova was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:50:11 from level 86.
[08/16/24 00:39:49] gryphus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:36:21 towards level 52.
[08/16/24 01:05:28] Kayn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:05:06 towards level 59.
[08/16/24 01:36:15] scornn was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:24:45 towards level 70.
[08/16/24 02:16:19] SSLbits has dealt Nuae a Critical Strike! 1 day, 08:17:59 is added to Nuae's clock.
[08/16/24 03:33:47] keepmyshirt was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:14:22 from level 45.
[08/16/24 04:56:37] hdm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 04:20:06 towards level 96.
[08/16/24 05:01:20] Aksej got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:00:11 towards level 83.
[08/16/24 06:13:10] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:04:54 towards level 90.
[08/16/24 06:28:21] Kachin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:07:54 towards level 78.
[08/16/24 06:38:15] Omega tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:24:18 towards level 81.
[08/16/24 07:08:41] RussellB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:14 towards level 87.
[08/16/24 07:13:39] spex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:29:47 towards level 89.
[08/16/24 07:23:05] kadotux was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:02 towards level 49.
[08/16/24 07:27:27] blobdog bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:00 towards level 64.
[08/16/24 08:00:08] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:29:50 towards level 77.
[08/16/24 08:07:49] rawgreaze found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:41:09 towards level 82.
[08/16/24 08:15:54] Sombra was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:19:30 from level 92.
[08/16/24 09:13:33] BastelBot's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! BastelBot's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/24 09:49:37] adamus1red found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:41 towards level 86.
[08/16/24 09:50:07] V was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:38:59 from level 91.
[08/16/24 10:16:41] ChowderKeg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:12:14 from level 90.
[08/16/24 11:07:04] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:32:30 towards level 84.
[08/16/24 11:25:18] MetaNova got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:58:23 towards level 86.
[08/16/24 11:46:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kevkev's tunic! kevkev's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/24 11:46:51] pwae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:04:05 towards level 87.
[08/16/24 12:08:03] MetaNova got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:05:20 towards level 86.
[08/16/24 12:25:29] sky slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sky's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/16/24 13:13:37] Omega had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:51:48 towards level 81.
[08/16/24 14:20:13] cadfael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:29 towards level 84.
[08/16/24 14:29:36] io had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:54 towards level 97.
[08/16/24 14:48:20] Kurenai gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:56 towards level 80.
[08/16/24 14:53:03] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:46 towards level 79.
[08/16/24 14:53:28] jabuxas was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:36 towards level 26.
[08/16/24 14:56:10] allo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:21:43 towards level 90.
[08/16/24 16:24:46] The local wizard imbued muirrum's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! muirrum's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/24 18:58:01] Kayn was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:35:57 from level 59.
[08/16/24 20:22:08] f0zk fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:12 from level 43.
[08/16/24 21:13:08] idlegood ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:19:35 from level 79.
[08/16/24 21:13:14] Russell found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:27:00 towards level 77.
[08/16/24 21:59:13] Kurenai's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kurenai's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/24 21:59:43] Tangles hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:29:36 towards level 85.
[08/16/24 22:34:19] tomhek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tomhek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/16/24 23:05:09] Nuae reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Nuae's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/24 01:01:17] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:21:43 towards level 95.
[08/17/24 01:01:32] Crazycatlady slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Crazycatlady's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/17/24 01:39:21] arv bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:04 towards level 47.
[08/17/24 01:40:55] dyvonna was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:50 towards level 85.
[08/17/24 02:01:04] thatmint found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:26:41 towards level 71.
[08/17/24 02:03:29] Russell got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:11:25 towards level 77.
[08/17/24 02:27:09] GilbertErik has dealt vectr0n a Critical Strike! 6 days, 04:49:50 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[08/17/24 03:33:46] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:57:02 towards level 81.
[08/17/24 04:52:06] fork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:50:23 towards level 59.
[08/17/24 05:01:50] misha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:43:05 towards level 95.
[08/17/24 05:53:21] ToeCheese's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! ToeCheese's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/24 06:04:07] Celediel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:14:56 towards level 64.
[08/17/24 08:01:43] Stevland gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:03:19 towards level 83.
[08/17/24 08:46:51] The local wizard imbued Wam's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wam's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/24 08:56:53] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:00:03 towards level 82.
[08/17/24 11:04:00] hdm ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 16:51:53 from level 96.
[08/17/24 12:02:11] brycec spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! brycec's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/17/24 12:47:53] Aksej slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Aksej's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/17/24 13:22:28] hugga caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:20:49 towards level 73.
[08/17/24 13:27:30] IFireflyl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:29:30 towards level 66.
[08/17/24 13:59:38] tmberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:03:56 towards level 80.
[08/17/24 14:58:51] Kritzefitz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:00:42 towards level 86.
[08/17/24 15:54:47] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ravenloft's tunic! Ravenloft's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/24 16:38:19] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:31:24 towards level 87.
[08/17/24 16:58:03] Fischmiep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:52 towards level 55.
[08/17/24 17:38:36] jacob1 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 17:36:40 from level 95.
[08/17/24 17:47:50] hcf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:05:26 from level 47.
[08/17/24 18:05:47] hcf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:26 towards level 47.
[08/17/24 18:13:49] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:25:05 towards level 91.
[08/17/24 18:32:24] Varjatticus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:21 towards level 55.
[08/17/24 19:21:54] ahmubashshir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:25:41 towards level 74.
[08/17/24 19:53:50] Kritzefitz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:42:51 towards level 86.
[08/17/24 22:30:19] MetaNova found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:31:05 towards level 86.
[08/17/24 23:21:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Matthew's tunic! Matthew's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/17/24 23:58:37] CornFly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:09:18 towards level 86.
[08/17/24 23:59:49] Ungoliant's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Ungoliant's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/24 00:15:48] GilbertErik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:47:05 towards level 74.
[08/18/24 00:37:56] nn2407 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:20:42 from level 42.
[08/18/24 01:06:27] drahthaar's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! drahthaar's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/18/24 02:27:16] OobSaco was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:13:30 towards level 63.
[08/18/24 03:17:55] Malvolio ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:29:02 from level 67.
[08/18/24 03:32:05] BastelBot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:06 towards level 91.
[08/18/24 05:41:29] StalkR gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:21:18 towards level 88.
[08/18/24 06:33:59] Dex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:49 towards level 58.
[08/18/24 07:50:51] BlueJay discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:49 towards level 63.
[08/18/24 08:19:16] Omega caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:24:42 towards level 81.
[08/18/24 08:30:07] GilbertErik's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! GilbertErik's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/18/24 08:38:57] t3chn0's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! t3chn0's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/24 08:40:00] Blohsh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:36:19 from level 62.
[08/18/24 11:57:20] tsr reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tsr's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/24 13:07:36] gryphus met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:59:38 from level 52.
[08/18/24 13:20:16] idlegood reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idlegood's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/18/24 13:21:52] insidesources was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:07:27 from level 51.
[08/18/24 13:30:09] KindOne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:06:34 towards level 79.
[08/18/24 14:45:03] yang was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:55:29 towards level 60.
[08/18/24 15:14:49] Kody had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:50:14 towards level 62.
[08/18/24 15:22:15] popey was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:50:40 from level 63.
[08/18/24 15:23:51] gryphus was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:03:08 from level 52.
[08/18/24 16:29:40] medivh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:41:42 from level 60.
[08/18/24 17:44:58] brycec was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:06:44 towards level 82.
[08/18/24 17:46:56] hugga was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:16:36 from level 73.
[08/18/24 17:47:08] bsleep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:58:59 towards level 84.
[08/18/24 17:59:47] Kayn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:51 towards level 59.
[08/18/24 19:03:36] CodeGeek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:42:51 towards level 89.
[08/18/24 20:05:12] Ungoliant ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:53:16 from level 80.
[08/18/24 20:06:51] Raithmir fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:58 from level 29.
[08/18/24 20:20:30] SirNeo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:15:24 towards level 71.
[08/18/24 20:45:27] HeavyPodda ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:18:06 from level 88.
[08/18/24 20:48:49] \dev\ice caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:45:51 towards level 76.
[08/18/24 21:27:48] Thorael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:34 towards level 85.
[08/19/24 00:12:08] gendish found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:23 towards level 62.
[08/19/24 00:58:56] tass found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:24:39 towards level 67.
[08/19/24 01:04:36] \dev\ice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:10:01 towards level 76.
[08/19/24 01:45:08] d4n13L gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:47:37 towards level 84.
[08/19/24 03:10:26] Kachin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:15:25 towards level 78.
[08/19/24 03:26:49] gusto tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:18 towards level 77.
[08/19/24 04:02:05] ambitious_sloth got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:00 towards level 29.
[08/19/24 04:04:14] Zed_Spiker was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:13:39 from level 63.
[08/19/24 04:29:28] hiod was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:23 towards level 57.
[08/19/24 04:41:00] el burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! el's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/19/24 04:51:06] gendish got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:52 towards level 62.
[08/19/24 05:29:46] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:21 towards level 90.
[08/19/24 06:03:47] fork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:36 towards level 59.
[08/19/24 07:28:58] ToeCheese ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:20:00 from level 44.
[08/19/24 07:32:14] KindOne gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:25:31 towards level 79.
[08/19/24 07:47:53] Ecko has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:58:10 is added to kenyon's clock.
[08/19/24 08:04:00] particleflux was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:28:41 from level 65.
[08/19/24 09:35:39] gideonstar ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:16:00 from level 66.
[08/19/24 10:56:18] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:51:08 towards level 85.
[08/19/24 11:18:04] t3chn0 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:01:13 towards level 86.
[08/19/24 11:24:08] Tangles hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:37:09 towards level 85.
[08/19/24 11:29:25] Lnk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:05:45 towards level 97.
[08/19/24 11:33:41] caeli found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:31:21 towards level 91.
[08/19/24 11:38:40] kadotux gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:30 towards level 50.
[08/19/24 12:21:10] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:16:07 towards level 87.
[08/19/24 12:22:19] CodeGeek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 13 days, 18:40:21 towards level 89.
[08/19/24 12:35:53] edo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:10 towards level 44.
[08/19/24 13:20:24] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:42:53 towards level 81.
[08/19/24 13:26:31] The local wizard imbued tswsl's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tswsl's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/19/24 14:25:55] signofzeta was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:57 towards level 79.
[08/19/24 15:36:43] Wolf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:12:24 from level 93.
[08/19/24 15:40:43] Zed_Spiker bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:34 towards level 63.
[08/19/24 15:56:26] crowll bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:15 towards level 37.
[08/19/24 16:02:07] solarsparq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:38:31 towards level 74.
[08/19/24 16:24:14] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:14:22 towards level 86.
[08/19/24 16:55:37] pants tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:53:16 towards level 84.
[08/19/24 17:05:25] bobvador bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:09:09 towards level 84.
[08/19/24 17:36:02] HeavyPodda spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! HeavyPodda's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/19/24 18:16:09] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:25 towards level 79.
[08/19/24 19:46:10] gideonstar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:06:53 towards level 66.
[08/19/24 19:47:01] Cirdan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 12:25:55 from level 92.
[08/19/24 21:10:43] ToeCheese had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:59 towards level 44.
[08/19/24 21:17:12] Ancalagon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:53:18 towards level 70.
[08/19/24 21:38:17] jacquesssss got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:28:30 from level 58.
[08/19/24 21:55:57] ChowderKeg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:31:51 towards level 90.
[08/19/24 23:31:58] Zaratustra tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:13:09 towards level 79.
[08/19/24 23:45:47] DividedByZero was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:39:15 towards level 61.
[08/19/24 23:48:20] Puff's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Puff's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/24 00:08:38] Pinkman's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Pinkman's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/24 00:09:56] f0zk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:54:23 towards level 44.
[08/20/24 00:33:50] Omega got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:43:13 from level 81.
[08/20/24 01:15:19] ToHellWithGA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:11:05 towards level 91.
[08/20/24 01:54:31] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:14:37 towards level 92.
[08/20/24 02:17:53] MadMan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MadMan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/24 02:20:09] pfoley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:33:30 from level 81.
[08/20/24 02:29:35] Techman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:56 towards level 93.
[08/20/24 02:44:30] alexlehm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:59:31 from level 70.
[08/20/24 03:29:32] Celediel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:46:55 towards level 64.
[08/20/24 03:30:24] SirBummelz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:25:55 towards level 72.
[08/20/24 03:43:06] xbill got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:45:01 towards level 89.
[08/20/24 03:50:41] Koffa was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:28:29 from level 89.
[08/20/24 04:19:55] jacob1 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:45:15 towards level 95.
[08/20/24 05:06:13] Ungoliant got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:44:39 towards level 80.
[08/20/24 05:11:57] Minus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Minus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/24 05:50:52] ColonelPanic001 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:48:10 towards level 63.
[08/20/24 06:12:26] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:18:04 towards level 85.
[08/20/24 06:12:32] Garg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:08:19 towards level 66.
[08/20/24 07:05:02] koyaan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! koyaan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/24 08:02:52] Sombra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:55:36 towards level 92.
[08/20/24 08:44:09] Puff got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:21:25 towards level 85.
[08/20/24 08:59:45] Lord255 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:50:29 towards level 92.
[08/20/24 09:55:13] ponzu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:39 towards level 44.
[08/20/24 10:35:33] anarcat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:28:33 from level 91.
[08/20/24 10:36:48] sc was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:28:26 towards level 96.
[08/20/24 10:38:03] gildarts was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:08:36 from level 82.
[08/20/24 10:46:08] The local wizard imbued SirBummelz's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! SirBummelz's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/24 11:01:18] The local wizard imbued cfjk's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cfjk's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/24 11:06:58] brycec reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! brycec's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/24 11:19:26] Ravenloft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:57:27 towards level 48.
[08/20/24 12:20:42] insidesources found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:38 towards level 51.
[08/20/24 12:23:04] ToeCheese gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:03 towards level 44.
[08/20/24 12:32:00] vectr0n discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:48:18 towards level 74.
[08/20/24 13:30:20] washclof's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! washclof's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/20/24 13:33:25] muirrum bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:35:30 towards level 67.
[08/20/24 14:26:42] Kritzefitz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:53:37 towards level 86.
[08/20/24 14:44:35] insidesources found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:38 towards level 51.
[08/20/24 15:04:55] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:01:44 towards level 87.
[08/20/24 15:21:46] alexlehm reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! alexlehm's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/24 15:36:49] idlegood reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idlegood's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/24 15:53:03] Susumurata got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:11 towards level 58.
[08/20/24 16:30:03] koyaan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:48 towards level 44.
[08/20/24 16:47:40] cadfael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:13:37 towards level 84.
[08/20/24 16:50:11] thornrag got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:00:59 towards level 84.
[08/20/24 17:20:49] soltys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:34 towards level 93.
[08/20/24 17:28:06] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:14:59 towards level 86.
[08/20/24 17:37:44] buzel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:19:44 towards level 89.
[08/20/24 18:27:30] chadgpt was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:29:36 from level 54.
[08/20/24 19:03:57] VonToutCourt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:04:04 towards level 90.
[08/20/24 20:28:01] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:30:53 towards level 82.
[08/20/24 21:25:29] drahthaar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:26:56 from level 96.
[08/20/24 21:45:19] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:10:33 towards level 85.
[08/20/24 22:19:20] zifnab06 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zifnab06's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/20/24 22:40:22] sparogy found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:53:01 towards level 56.
[08/20/24 22:43:53] TimWolla had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:31:39 towards level 96.
[08/20/24 23:35:40] Crazycatlady found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:55:58 towards level 91.
[08/21/24 00:23:01] Koffa gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:56:48 towards level 89.
[08/21/24 01:16:00] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:12:34 towards level 87.
[08/21/24 01:54:00] hiod found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:09 towards level 57.
[08/21/24 02:36:32] bookworm was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:50:56 from level 82.
[08/21/24 03:01:17] Affliction ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:41:28 from level 87.
[08/21/24 03:23:24] zuper found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:06:26 towards level 56.
[08/21/24 03:24:12] hax404 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:34:33 from level 85.
[08/21/24 03:29:55] Lnk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:59:23 towards level 97.
[08/21/24 04:05:53] Cockatrice was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:34:19 towards level 77.
[08/21/24 04:19:17] The local wizard imbued Acolarh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Acolarh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/24 04:48:04] Pinkman discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:27:04 towards level 86.
[08/21/24 04:53:11] gendish ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:17:24 from level 62.
[08/21/24 05:13:29] Lord255 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:17:41 towards level 92.
[08/21/24 05:22:16] Nuae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:57 towards level 78.
[08/21/24 06:12:32] pwae was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:14:54 from level 87.
[08/21/24 06:48:04] ahmubashshir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 19:29:46 towards level 74.
[08/21/24 08:14:59] Susumurata bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:43 towards level 58.
[08/21/24 09:22:57] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:57:21 towards level 87.
[08/21/24 09:46:20] edo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:04:09 towards level 44.
[08/21/24 10:14:58] ChowderKeg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:39 towards level 90.
[08/21/24 10:28:20] tmberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:22:06 from level 80.
[08/21/24 10:46:36] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:11 towards level 91.
[08/21/24 11:27:34] VonToutCourt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:18:47 towards level 90.
[08/21/24 11:59:51] ahmubashshir got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:34:39 from level 74.
[08/21/24 12:40:56] Crazycatlady was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:28:04 towards level 91.
[08/21/24 12:58:35] el was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:07 towards level 88.
[08/21/24 13:42:32] xbill found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:16 towards level 89.
[08/21/24 13:55:59] Kurenai was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:19 towards level 80.
[08/21/24 14:10:30] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:00 towards level 82.
[08/21/24 14:38:38] pastly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:18 towards level 62.
[08/21/24 14:54:45] DojShadow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DojShadow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/21/24 15:56:58] heisenbug found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:55:02 towards level 92.
[08/21/24 17:43:05] jfcaron hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:32 towards level 46.
[08/21/24 18:26:15] ZOTTA ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:46:38 from level 83.
[08/21/24 19:05:32] ambitious_sloth found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:49 towards level 33.
[08/21/24 19:46:00] caeli fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:02:08 from level 92.
[08/21/24 20:28:35] Gorek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:15 towards level 90.
[08/21/24 22:33:07] ZOTTA found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:35:40 towards level 83.
[08/21/24 23:16:30] brycec bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:40:56 towards level 83.
[08/22/24 00:22:59] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:16:16 towards level 89.
[08/22/24 01:30:00] Stevland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:03:27 towards level 83.
[08/22/24 01:33:13] tswsl spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! tswsl's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/24 02:09:41] caeli gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:10:40 towards level 92.
[08/22/24 02:10:51] Gorek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:50:44 towards level 90.
[08/22/24 02:54:35] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:12:17 towards level 79.
[08/22/24 03:01:36] Zed_Spiker had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:54:34 towards level 63.
[08/22/24 03:20:29] jacquesssss was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:55:40 towards level 58.
[08/22/24 03:25:55] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on V's tunic! V's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/24 03:29:53] pyre has dealt buzel a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:14:51 is added to buzel's clock.
[08/22/24 03:45:06] Cockroach gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:08:33 towards level 57.
[08/22/24 03:52:53] Pinkman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:51:05 towards level 86.
[08/22/24 04:10:33] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:35:08 towards level 90.
[08/22/24 04:16:07] Asara got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:30:59 towards level 88.
[08/22/24 05:03:56] Fritzl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:25:50 from level 45.
[08/22/24 05:45:25] pwae's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pwae's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/24 06:34:44] ukleinek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ukleinek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/24 07:30:53] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:44:24 towards level 84.
[08/22/24 08:55:16] gradator was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:06:04 from level 89.
[08/22/24 08:55:58] ToeCheese discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:15 towards level 44.
[08/22/24 09:19:25] lelu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:55 towards level 36.
[08/22/24 09:22:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Stevland's tunic! Stevland's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/24 10:25:45] rawgreaze was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:45:53 towards level 83.
[08/22/24 11:25:20] dxrt was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:30:58 from level 60.
[08/22/24 11:51:57] gideonstar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:02:47 towards level 66.
[08/22/24 13:20:51] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:47:11 towards level 96.
[08/22/24 13:27:31] heisenbug reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! heisenbug's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/24 14:30:53] mordac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:47:00 towards level 88.
[08/22/24 14:51:01] signofzeta tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:21 towards level 79.
[08/22/24 15:17:39] HollowWasp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:26:29 towards level 60.
[08/22/24 15:18:46] SirNeo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:04:32 towards level 71.
[08/22/24 15:47:40] Nuae's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Nuae's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/22/24 15:51:53] sam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:12:26 towards level 84.
[08/22/24 16:56:28] Tabmow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:20 towards level 79.
[08/22/24 16:58:56] scumola hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:04:37 towards level 84.
[08/22/24 17:44:11] brycec got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:09:18 towards level 83.
[08/22/24 18:52:40] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:32:28 towards level 80.
[08/22/24 19:26:26] signofzeta found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:16 towards level 79.
[08/22/24 19:34:05] BlueJay was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:49 towards level 63.
[08/22/24 19:47:50] dwfreed was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:27:53 from level 90.
[08/22/24 20:01:15] xbill walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:03:57 from level 89.
[08/22/24 20:27:07] alexlehm slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! alexlehm's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/24 21:25:20] SSLbits slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! SSLbits's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/24 22:38:49] Tangles got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:43:48 from level 85.
[08/22/24 22:56:51] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:22:34 towards level 90.
[08/22/24 23:32:57] hcf burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! hcf's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/22/24 23:54:51] Cirdan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:09:58 towards level 92.
[08/23/24 00:09:52] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on apb's tunic! apb's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/24 00:22:38] SirBummelz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:11:16 from level 72.
[08/23/24 00:50:54] gildarts gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:11:05 towards level 82.
[08/23/24 01:11:24] The local wizard imbued HollowWasp's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! HollowWasp's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/24 01:17:47] canton7 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:20:44 towards level 83.
[08/23/24 01:41:02] washclof found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:41 towards level 98.
[08/23/24 03:36:01] nax found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:04 towards level 42.
[08/23/24 04:17:20] washclof ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:04 from level 98.
[08/23/24 04:30:32] BenDover tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:59:37 towards level 63.
[08/23/24 05:14:07] Wam was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:47:50 from level 81.
[08/23/24 05:56:18] Garg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:08 towards level 66.
[08/23/24 06:02:02] Susumurata ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:49:04 from level 59.
[08/23/24 06:05:42] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:58 towards level 86.
[08/23/24 06:14:59] EddieT137 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:54:16 towards level 82.
[08/23/24 08:05:16] sc tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:47:08 towards level 96.
[08/23/24 08:24:49] kinus ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:14:55 from level 84.
[08/23/24 09:07:26] gryphus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:06 towards level 52.
[08/23/24 10:36:07] nax was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:26:50 from level 43.
[08/23/24 10:57:04] DividedByZero was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:24 towards level 61.
[08/23/24 11:30:26] arv reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! arv's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/24 11:45:48] mordac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:40:41 towards level 88.
[08/23/24 13:37:44] JigmeDatse was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:25:17 towards level 68.
[08/23/24 13:39:33] sparogy discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:21:37 towards level 56.
[08/23/24 14:11:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on thornrag's tunic! thornrag's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/23/24 14:18:05] Tenorman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:02:00 towards level 79.
[08/23/24 14:22:12] Raithmir was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:53:09 from level 35.
[08/23/24 14:37:46] MetaNova discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:30:06 towards level 86.
[08/23/24 16:25:10] medivh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:06 towards level 60.
[08/23/24 17:02:32] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:26:57 towards level 79.
[08/23/24 17:16:39] anarcat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:19:40 towards level 91.
[08/23/24 17:33:52] popey slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! popey's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/23/24 18:32:11] yano caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:40:57 towards level 90.
[08/23/24 19:09:02] jabuxas found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:50:25 towards level 36.
[08/23/24 19:36:51] Cockroach was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:13:06 from level 57.
[08/23/24 20:24:02] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:58:16 towards level 88.
[08/23/24 20:45:26] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:17:31 towards level 85.
[08/23/24 21:05:49] dwfreed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:24 towards level 90.
[08/23/24 21:25:16] edo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:23 towards level 45.
[08/23/24 21:45:30] koyaan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:01 towards level 45.
[08/23/24 21:47:40] mordac bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:30:26 towards level 88.
[08/23/24 21:50:19] Mat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:15 towards level 70.
[08/23/24 22:01:28] d4n13L gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:30:57 towards level 84.
[08/23/24 22:51:32] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:49:32 towards level 86.
[08/23/24 23:25:25] fork's charm ate a bolt of lightning! fork's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/24 00:12:35] blobdog fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:48:04 from level 64.
[08/24/24 00:28:36] Notir was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:05:49 from level 84.
[08/24/24 01:53:02] fork tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:04:49 towards level 60.
[08/24/24 02:12:04] caeli ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 00:27:02 from level 92.
[08/24/24 02:30:44] brycec had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:40:25 towards level 83.
[08/24/24 02:42:05] dxrt's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! dxrt's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/24 02:54:39] Nysdar was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:49:10 from level 86.
[08/24/24 03:28:30] tass had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:07:04 towards level 67.
[08/24/24 03:29:43] idlegood found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:22:19 towards level 80.
[08/24/24 03:55:20] koyaan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:37:26 from level 45.
[08/24/24 03:55:26] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:40 towards level 86.
[08/24/24 04:17:53] TimWolla got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:48 towards level 96.
[08/24/24 04:39:58] Russell found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:07:58 towards level 77.
[08/24/24 04:58:18] Lnk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:21 towards level 97.
[08/24/24 05:26:33] _sh ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 00:15:03 from level 96.
[08/24/24 06:18:14] rawgreaze found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:12:28 towards level 83.
[08/24/24 06:33:42] Sombra was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:09:51 from level 92.
[08/24/24 07:25:58] Kritzefitz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:31:54 towards level 86.
[08/24/24 07:35:19] enteral found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:28:35 towards level 72.
[08/24/24 07:40:48] MetaNova slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! MetaNova's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/24/24 08:11:31] idlegood hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:31:36 towards level 80.
[08/24/24 08:57:16] tomhek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:38 towards level 89.
[08/24/24 09:33:55] jaxson slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jaxson's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/24/24 10:15:06] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:26:15 towards level 82.
[08/24/24 10:30:58] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:28:36 towards level 84.
[08/24/24 10:45:47] catte found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:06:49 towards level 57.
[08/24/24 11:14:11] Notir has dealt \dev\ice a Critical Strike! 0 days, 13:57:42 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[08/24/24 12:46:15] cadfael was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:22:14 from level 84.
[08/24/24 13:14:46] mordac found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:39:13 towards level 88.
[08/24/24 13:25:40] Puff found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:54:37 towards level 85.
[08/24/24 13:35:31] Aksej spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Aksej's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/24/24 13:40:45] sc had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:44 towards level 96.
[08/24/24 14:49:25] DojShadow hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:27:40 towards level 59.
[08/24/24 15:54:58] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:00:13 towards level 95.
[08/24/24 17:04:58] koyaan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:04:47 from level 45.
[08/24/24 17:27:28] koyaan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:45 towards level 45.
[08/24/24 17:33:45] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:35 towards level 86.
[08/24/24 17:51:31] jfcaron reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jfcaron's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/24/24 17:53:14] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:44:00 towards level 92.
[08/24/24 18:18:53] drahthaar ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:11:34 from level 96.
[08/24/24 18:32:05] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:14 towards level 77.
[08/24/24 19:15:42] Sario was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:14:55 towards level 75.
[08/24/24 19:33:48] Cockatrice ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:12:35 from level 77.
[08/24/24 19:40:01] Asara gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:42:57 towards level 88.
[08/24/24 20:22:11] RussellB was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:13:38 from level 88.
[08/24/24 21:14:16] fork caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:07:06 towards level 60.
[08/24/24 21:37:06] Paganel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:13 towards level 84.
[08/24/24 22:29:13] KindOne ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:08:52 from level 79.
[08/24/24 22:29:56] fstrelok was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:07:43 from level 69.
[08/24/24 23:00:40] hugga was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:18:07 towards level 73.
[08/24/24 23:06:21] f0zk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:15 towards level 45.
[08/24/24 23:55:29] The local wizard imbued Celediel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Celediel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/24 00:07:02] edo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:39 towards level 45.
[08/25/24 00:29:17] zuper's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zuper's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/24 00:44:12] tomhek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:15 towards level 89.
[08/25/24 01:32:10] ponzu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:33 towards level 46.
[08/25/24 01:55:37] mordac was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:27:42 towards level 88.
[08/25/24 02:42:38] nathan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:56 towards level 64.
[08/25/24 02:54:05] KindOne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:58:24 towards level 79.
[08/25/24 03:11:16] nathan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:03 towards level 64.
[08/25/24 03:19:30] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:11 towards level 85.
[08/25/24 03:44:54] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:28:16 from level 85.
[08/25/24 04:27:12] Sombra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:10:55 from level 92.
[08/25/24 04:37:15] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:33:02 from level 92.
[08/25/24 04:59:37] yang was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:45:23 from level 60.
[08/25/24 05:16:03] Crazycatlady discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:48:45 towards level 91.
[08/25/24 06:15:31] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:03 towards level 86.
[08/25/24 06:23:06] \dev\ice hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:51 towards level 76.
[08/25/24 09:20:28] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:12:04 towards level 86.
[08/25/24 11:13:30] Raithmir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:25 towards level 36.
[08/25/24 11:24:14] pyre's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! pyre's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/24 11:39:24] Tenorman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:31:23 towards level 79.
[08/25/24 11:51:54] Koffa's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Koffa's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/25/24 11:57:31] Matthew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:17:16 towards level 69.
[08/25/24 12:10:39] Mat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:15:41 from level 70.
[08/25/24 12:35:22] nn2407 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:37 towards level 44.
[08/25/24 12:44:21] HeavyPodda got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:25 towards level 88.
[08/25/24 14:02:09] Nysdar was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:21:21 from level 86.
[08/25/24 14:22:39] Lnk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:58:10 towards level 97.
[08/25/24 14:57:18] pfoley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:47:32 towards level 81.
[08/25/24 15:52:19] happymeal was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:07:20 towards level 61.
[08/25/24 16:16:13] TimWolla spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! TimWolla's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/24 16:24:36] hax404 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:18:14 from level 85.
[08/25/24 16:28:13] Aksej had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:14:58 towards level 83.
[08/25/24 16:54:20] Aksej walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:46:53 from level 83.
[08/25/24 17:02:28] GRIZZLYMAN found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:27:16 towards level 69.
[08/25/24 17:13:34] hdm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:29:33 towards level 96.
[08/25/24 17:24:58] heisenbug spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! heisenbug's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/24 18:27:04] Daikojun was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:14:30 from level 68.
[08/25/24 20:21:15] \dev\ice got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:53 towards level 76.
[08/25/24 20:49:54] Puff was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:52:46 towards level 85.
[08/25/24 22:15:44] TimeWarp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:52:13 towards level 80.
[08/25/24 22:20:30] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:36 towards level 94.
[08/25/24 22:21:58] muirrum was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:26:52 towards level 67.
[08/26/24 00:06:42] Gorek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:05:35 from level 90.
[08/26/24 00:08:18] gildarts found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:35:01 towards level 82.
[08/26/24 00:26:11] ColonelPanic001 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:55 towards level 63.
[08/26/24 01:00:24] lelu was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:37 towards level 38.
[08/26/24 01:06:59] The local wizard imbued Paganel's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Paganel's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/24 01:34:49] buzel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:11:59 from level 89.
[08/26/24 01:59:32] jaxson tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:29 towards level 77.
[08/26/24 02:23:08] Affliction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:18 towards level 87.
[08/26/24 02:38:12] pwae's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pwae's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/26/24 03:22:59] drahthaar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:58 towards level 96.
[08/26/24 05:07:50] arv discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:23:43 towards level 49.
[08/26/24 05:40:51] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:00:54 towards level 89.
[08/26/24 05:53:39] Russell was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:57:08 towards level 77.
[08/26/24 06:41:40] gradator found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:20 towards level 89.
[08/26/24 06:49:08] HollowWasp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:21:49 towards level 60.
[08/26/24 07:01:11] dyvonna was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:25:41 towards level 86.
[08/26/24 07:23:11] kadotux discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:04 towards level 50.
[08/26/24 09:43:10] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:59 towards level 94.
[08/26/24 10:06:32] GRIZZLYMAN found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:30:16 towards level 69.
[08/26/24 10:28:37] muirrum had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:09:10 towards level 67.
[08/26/24 10:38:19] Notir was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:22 towards level 84.
[08/26/24 10:44:14] Minus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:17:52 towards level 81.
[08/26/24 11:31:26] arv ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:36:26 from level 49.
[08/26/24 11:45:36] enteral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:44:41 towards level 72.
[08/26/24 12:03:17] TimWolla fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:50:57 from level 96.
[08/26/24 12:23:11] Notir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:36:08 towards level 84.
[08/26/24 12:53:15] brycec was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:23:03 towards level 83.
[08/26/24 14:08:04] GilbertErik fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:13:17 from level 74.
[08/26/24 14:47:33] yano discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:11:34 towards level 90.
[08/26/24 15:05:33] signofzeta's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! signofzeta's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/26/24 15:21:37] AMNeSia has dealt kinus a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:41:22 is added to kinus's clock.
[08/26/24 15:57:44] yNos was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:40:39 from level 85.
[08/26/24 16:07:02] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:29:32 towards level 96.
[08/26/24 16:37:53] dbx12 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:49 towards level 73.
[08/26/24 17:37:41] Pinkman found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:31 towards level 86.
[08/26/24 18:04:28] bg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:10:29 from level 90.
[08/26/24 19:02:57] Mat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:04 from level 70.
[08/26/24 22:18:10] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:57:31 towards level 86.
[08/26/24 22:36:03] CrashOverride was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:01:00 towards level 87.
[08/26/24 22:47:00] HollowWasp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:10:49 towards level 60.
[08/26/24 23:35:10] freeboson has dealt mordac a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:56:02 is added to mordac's clock.
[08/27/24 02:02:50] nn2407 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:26 towards level 44.
[08/27/24 03:22:12] Sombra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:11:40 towards level 92.
[08/27/24 03:34:46] figment got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:19:23 from level 49.
[08/27/24 03:42:51] Neil hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:37:11 towards level 66.
[08/27/24 03:47:49] Kurenai hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:23:01 towards level 80.
[08/27/24 03:55:33] BlueJay bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:16:02 towards level 64.
[08/27/24 05:15:15] TimWolla fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:28:47 from level 96.
[08/27/24 05:44:49] pfoley found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:40:33 towards level 81.
[08/27/24 05:46:37] allo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:30:38 towards level 90.
[08/27/24 05:53:41] dbx12 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:31 towards level 73.
[08/27/24 07:20:25] Cockroach was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:04:13 from level 57.
[08/27/24 07:47:45] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:18:29 towards level 79.
[08/27/24 08:24:55] RussellB had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:19:45 towards level 88.
[08/27/24 08:39:19] Russell hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:42:14 towards level 77.
[08/27/24 08:41:47] vectr0n ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:55:32 from level 74.
[08/27/24 08:54:18] jaxson got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:15 towards level 77.
[08/27/24 09:06:11] pyre discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:47:07 towards level 91.
[08/27/24 09:31:23] t3chn0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:37:56 towards level 87.
[08/27/24 09:33:05] JigmeDatse was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:21:25 towards level 68.
[08/27/24 09:36:09] bobvador reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bobvador's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/24 10:11:24] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:50:29 towards level 86.
[08/27/24 11:35:10] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:36 towards level 90.
[08/27/24 13:31:39] Matthew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:54 towards level 69.
[08/27/24 14:43:38] Daikojun was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:14:37 towards level 68.
[08/27/24 14:47:49] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:07:12 towards level 87.
[08/27/24 14:56:00] kadotux's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kadotux's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/27/24 16:00:50] Asara was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:29:48 towards level 88.
[08/27/24 17:01:09] Nuae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:56:19 towards level 79.
[08/27/24 17:05:37] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 02:20:33 towards level 91.
[08/27/24 17:19:22] DojShadow's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! DojShadow's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/27/24 17:37:33] brycec was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:43:12 towards level 83.
[08/27/24 18:19:11] nya tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:55 towards level 86.
[08/27/24 18:33:55] dxrt spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! dxrt's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/27/24 20:29:20] Techman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:31:04 towards level 93.
[08/27/24 21:06:01] DojShadow walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:34:09 from level 59.
[08/27/24 21:18:17] scornn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:18:44 towards level 70.
[08/27/24 23:23:20] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:35:07 towards level 91.
[08/27/24 23:47:09] The local wizard imbued brycec's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! brycec's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/24 00:19:26] mdpv discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:38 towards level 18.
[08/28/24 00:26:25] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:32:33 towards level 82.
[08/28/24 01:13:52] BastelBot found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:24:43 towards level 92.
[08/28/24 01:54:51] Fritzl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:01 towards level 47.
[08/28/24 02:49:44] Minus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:28:31 towards level 81.
[08/28/24 03:08:58] soltys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:11:25 towards level 94.
[08/28/24 03:38:57] caeli burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! caeli's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/28/24 03:47:35] tass bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:50:33 towards level 67.
[08/28/24 03:53:16] Ungoliant slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Ungoliant's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/28/24 04:28:20] Kritzefitz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:01:46 towards level 86.
[08/28/24 05:33:23] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:58:58 towards level 92.
[08/28/24 06:53:09] Tangles found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:39:13 towards level 86.
[08/28/24 07:28:33] Nysdar walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:39:17 from level 86.
[08/28/24 07:33:37] hugga walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:25:12 from level 73.
[08/28/24 07:40:48] CrashOverride was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:52 towards level 87.
[08/28/24 08:20:34] Affliction discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:54:42 towards level 87.
[08/28/24 08:42:52] Tabmow found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:19:47 towards level 79.
[08/28/24 08:53:19] Wolf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:46:52 towards level 93.
[08/28/24 09:30:13] Fenrik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:43:05 towards level 90.
[08/28/24 11:18:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nn2407's tunic! nn2407's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/24 12:18:43] jacob1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:18:27 towards level 95.
[08/28/24 12:35:59] crack had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:03:47 towards level 38.
[08/28/24 13:04:12] muirrum was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:31:03 towards level 67.
[08/28/24 13:39:25] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:47 towards level 88.
[08/28/24 13:59:16] Haxx found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:23 towards level 30.
[08/28/24 14:40:51] bsleep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:46:10 towards level 84.
[08/28/24 15:08:15] f0zk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:12:47 towards level 46.
[08/28/24 15:08:18] Daikojun reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Daikojun's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/24 16:18:37] Stevland burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Stevland's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/28/24 16:35:42] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:09 towards level 80.
[08/28/24 16:53:26] Malvolio was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:01:56 towards level 67.
[08/28/24 16:59:46] Tenorman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:35:59 towards level 79.
[08/28/24 17:24:44] yNos ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:59:02 from level 85.
[08/28/24 17:56:54] freeboson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:25:12 from level 89.
[08/28/24 19:11:19] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on SirBummelz's tunic! SirBummelz's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/24 19:17:33] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dwfreed's tunic! dwfreed's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/24 20:19:55] StalkR was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:53:54 towards level 88.
[08/28/24 20:54:30] _sh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 17:34:17 towards level 96.
[08/28/24 20:58:37] apb gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:49 towards level 88.
[08/28/24 21:34:26] The local wizard imbued Wam's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Wam's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/28/24 21:46:39] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:54:35 towards level 92.
[08/28/24 22:17:41] "\@_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:45:10 towards level 89.
[08/28/24 23:13:59] ahmubashshir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:42:57 towards level 74.
[08/28/24 23:40:16] DividedByZero caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:20:25 towards level 62.
[08/28/24 23:47:33] thornrag had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:05:21 towards level 84.
[08/29/24 00:05:15] mdpv found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:57 towards level 25.
[08/29/24 00:52:57] Fritzl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:24:16 from level 47.
[08/29/24 03:14:58] jabuxas was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:50 towards level 39.
[08/29/24 03:19:50] el had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 04:32:54 towards level 89.
[08/29/24 03:35:40] f0zk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:04:14 from level 46.
[08/29/24 03:59:11] medivh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:05 towards level 60.
[08/29/24 04:01:53] V burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! V's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/24 04:52:27] Sombra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:28:50 from level 92.
[08/29/24 05:33:02] sco1 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:58:47 from level 61.
[08/29/24 05:44:05] pants found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:06 towards level 84.
[08/29/24 05:46:53] The local wizard imbued elf's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! elf's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/29/24 06:24:41] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:48:07 towards level 90.
[08/29/24 07:04:24] Gorek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:53:30 from level 90.
[08/29/24 07:31:10] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:32 towards level 94.
[08/29/24 07:56:34] RussellB ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:09:15 from level 88.
[08/29/24 09:15:09] Yarosh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 17:22:52 towards level 83.
[08/29/24 09:19:40] Thorael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:33:23 towards level 86.
[08/29/24 10:15:30] mdpv caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:47 towards level 26.
[08/29/24 10:27:07] Bluedog was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:44:34 from level 84.
[08/29/24 11:52:21] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:05:22 towards level 90.
[08/29/24 12:02:50] keepmyshirt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:16 towards level 47.
[08/29/24 12:13:42] tsr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:14 towards level 86.
[08/29/24 13:39:18] enteral was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:33:17 towards level 72.
[08/29/24 14:00:03] tswsl burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! tswsl's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/24 14:35:00] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:34 towards level 86.
[08/29/24 15:00:37] Tenorman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:33:58 towards level 79.
[08/29/24 15:23:26] Nuae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:24:05 from level 79.
[08/29/24 15:44:56] CompanionCube got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 21:29:07 from level 91.
[08/29/24 16:40:55] el has dealt Kachin a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:19:34 is added to Kachin's clock.
[08/29/24 17:30:51] Techman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:37:48 towards level 93.
[08/29/24 17:40:44] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:14 towards level 96.
[08/29/24 17:45:37] benzo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:10 towards level 44.
[08/29/24 18:06:46] Yarosh slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Yarosh's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/24 18:13:08] enteral found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:09:08 towards level 72.
[08/29/24 18:21:49] dbx12 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:09:24 towards level 73.
[08/29/24 18:53:33] misha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:17:02 towards level 96.
[08/29/24 18:59:11] csc2ya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:28:10 towards level 66.
[08/29/24 19:12:09] medivh was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:05:29 from level 60.
[08/29/24 19:37:46] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:09:46 towards level 95.
[08/29/24 19:38:04] scumola found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:14 towards level 84.
[08/29/24 19:45:24] Kurenai's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Kurenai's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/24 20:06:44] Asara was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:13:39 towards level 88.
[08/29/24 20:16:19] sc burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sc's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/29/24 21:50:03] sam has dealt CornFly a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:19:26 is added to CornFly's clock.
[08/29/24 21:58:41] wowbagger found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:52 towards level 67.
[08/29/24 22:56:57] t3chn0 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:55:18 towards level 87.
[08/29/24 23:52:21] Garg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:25:54 towards level 66.
[08/30/24 00:34:58] gradator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:54 towards level 89.
[08/30/24 00:45:12] The local wizard imbued freeboson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! freeboson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/24 01:09:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nn2407's tunic! nn2407's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/24 01:18:50] pyre found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:23:21 towards level 91.
[08/30/24 02:38:25] d4n13L was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:10:30 towards level 84.
[08/30/24 03:00:51] StalkR was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:26:42 from level 88.
[08/30/24 03:14:25] nn2407 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:21:31 from level 45.
[08/30/24 03:41:11] sco1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:32:06 towards level 61.
[08/30/24 04:28:44] Minus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:02:01 towards level 81.
[08/30/24 04:43:21] The local wizard imbued el's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! el's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/24 05:22:22] Khorne found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:57:29 towards level 97.
[08/30/24 05:45:18] GilbertErik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:58:25 towards level 74.
[08/30/24 05:52:45] vectr0n caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:38:11 towards level 74.
[08/30/24 06:38:44] Gorek's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Gorek's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/24 07:00:27] "\@_ was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:57:42 from level 89.
[08/30/24 07:13:12] gryphus got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:54:02 towards level 53.
[08/30/24 08:04:40] pastly was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:28:06 from level 62.
[08/30/24 09:16:09] Lnk has dealt enteral a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:12:12 is added to enteral's clock.
[08/30/24 09:36:44] HollowWasp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:58:29 from level 60.
[08/30/24 10:14:31] TimWolla found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:22 towards level 96.
[08/30/24 10:16:22] canton7 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:27:44 towards level 83.
[08/30/24 11:11:46] slim found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:26 towards level 82.
[08/30/24 12:33:56] GRIZZLYMAN was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:32:07 towards level 69.
[08/30/24 12:43:44] yano was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:34 towards level 90.
[08/30/24 13:38:39] tswsl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:34:37 towards level 89.
[08/30/24 13:40:52] Daikojun hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:24:14 towards level 68.
[08/30/24 14:42:32] Minus ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:43:52 from level 81.
[08/30/24 14:44:02] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:52 towards level 85.
[08/30/24 14:45:18] tsr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:25:37 towards level 87.
[08/30/24 14:49:55] sky was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:27:01 towards level 90.
[08/30/24 14:50:07] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:51:13 towards level 92.
[08/30/24 15:09:12] Garg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Garg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/24 15:11:19] io was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:16:32 from level 98.
[08/30/24 15:42:35] Ancalagon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ancalagon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/30/24 16:20:07] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:13 towards level 90.
[08/30/24 16:23:07] nax gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:21 towards level 43.
[08/30/24 16:29:36] Lord255 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:24:51 towards level 92.
[08/30/24 18:11:31] Haxx found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:14 towards level 33.
[08/30/24 18:33:08] Bluedog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:32:52 towards level 84.
[08/30/24 18:49:31] Ka bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:00 towards level 37.
[08/30/24 19:08:20] Kody hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:42:24 towards level 62.
[08/30/24 19:08:32] figment bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:32 towards level 49.
[08/30/24 19:12:27] SirBummelz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:05:54 towards level 72.
[08/30/24 21:51:42] Daikojun bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:08:16 towards level 68.
[08/30/24 22:01:36] CornFly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:43:19 towards level 86.
[08/30/24 22:09:26] HeavyPodda tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:09:18 towards level 89.
[08/30/24 22:56:29] tomhek has dealt Celediel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:07:40 is added to Celediel's clock.
[08/30/24 23:09:18] wowbagger was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:17 towards level 67.
[08/30/24 23:21:48] Yarosh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 10:53:42 from level 83.
[08/31/24 00:37:30] nn2407 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:49:47 from level 45.
[08/31/24 01:57:40] Aksej found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 13:10:46 towards level 84.
[08/31/24 01:59:17] EddieT137 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:25:54 from level 82.
[08/31/24 02:39:08] Tenorman's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Tenorman's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/24 03:24:08] SSLbits was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:45:53 towards level 79.
[08/31/24 04:52:36] TheSilentLink was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:46:19 towards level 78.
[08/31/24 05:00:44] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:42:24 towards level 90.
[08/31/24 06:08:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Mat's tunic! Mat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/24 07:05:54] GRIZZLYMAN got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:00 towards level 69.
[08/31/24 07:26:08] sparogy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:26:38 towards level 57.
[08/31/24 07:44:29] buzel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:55:42 towards level 89.
[08/31/24 07:57:05] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:38:15 towards level 80.
[08/31/24 08:07:56] buzel walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:24:15 from level 89.
[08/31/24 08:10:45] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:33:19 towards level 80.
[08/31/24 08:47:54] zbe found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:32:54 towards level 97.
[08/31/24 08:56:08] crysis reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! crysis's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/24 10:04:29] canton7 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:01:32 from level 83.
[08/31/24 10:07:52] chadgpt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:44 towards level 54.
[08/31/24 10:25:38] Fehu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:14:35 towards level 78.
[08/31/24 10:37:36] DividedByZero was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:05:52 towards level 62.
[08/31/24 10:52:24] Yarosh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 10:47:33 from level 83.
[08/31/24 11:38:43] insidesources caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:55:59 towards level 52.
[08/31/24 12:29:44] Garg slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Garg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/31/24 12:34:28] brycec tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:04 towards level 83.
[08/31/24 13:22:34] zifnab06 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:13:25 towards level 83.
[08/31/24 13:44:35] cfjk's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cfjk's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/31/24 14:43:30] Ungoliant got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:18 towards level 80.
[08/31/24 15:30:51] ukleinek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:27:11 from level 87.
[08/31/24 15:41:15] Lord255 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:43:59 towards level 92.
[08/31/24 17:02:41] gideonstar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:42:46 towards level 66.
[08/31/24 19:05:21] SirNeo was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:19:26 from level 72.
[08/31/24 19:33:31] pfoley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:11 towards level 81.
[08/31/24 19:37:56] fork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:07 towards level 60.
[08/31/24 20:22:01] Crazycatlady was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:28 towards level 91.
[08/31/24 23:25:44] Paganel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:34:56 towards level 85.
[08/31/24 23:31:25] bsleep bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:58 towards level 84.
[08/31/24 23:55:31] The local wizard imbued Kayn's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kayn's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/24 00:52:15] Kayn's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Kayn's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/24 01:05:55] Drin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:20:48 towards level 82.
[09/01/24 02:10:07] CrashOverride walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:40:01 from level 87.
[09/01/24 03:02:18] _sh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 20:24:12 towards level 96.
[09/01/24 05:22:11] zifnab06 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:10:53 towards level 83.
[09/01/24 05:31:32] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:43 towards level 86.
[09/01/24 05:39:12] zuper was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:25 towards level 56.
[09/01/24 06:06:00] arv tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:55 towards level 49.
[09/01/24 09:27:15] jayvee was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:50:56 towards level 82.
[09/01/24 10:06:36] signofzeta has dealt Zed_Spiker a Critical Strike! 2 days, 20:16:28 is added to Zed_Spiker's clock.
[09/01/24 10:25:20] Gangsterish gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:22:01 towards level 66.
[09/01/24 10:35:41] blobdog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:00:03 towards level 65.
[09/01/24 11:06:13] CompanionCube bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:26:51 towards level 91.
[09/01/24 11:19:10] canton7 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:30:13 towards level 83.
[09/01/24 13:06:18] sco1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:05:14 towards level 61.
[09/01/24 13:30:51] Tenorman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:37:56 towards level 79.
[09/01/24 13:31:31] Gorek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:31:56 towards level 91.
[09/01/24 13:36:08] _sh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:13:14 towards level 96.
[09/01/24 13:36:53] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:31:56 towards level 89.
[09/01/24 13:41:00] OobSaco has dealt yNos a Critical Strike! 13 days, 09:00:26 is added to yNos's clock.
[09/01/24 14:28:11] io spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! io's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/01/24 14:28:23] soltys's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! soltys's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/24 14:35:01] CrashOverride was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:44 from level 87.
[09/01/24 14:37:50] tass hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:14:45 towards level 67.
[09/01/24 15:44:15] ChowderKeg was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:28:51 from level 91.
[09/01/24 16:51:00] Gangsterish was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:50:24 from level 66.
[09/01/24 17:01:48] pfoley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:25:39 towards level 82.
[09/01/24 17:05:58] anarcat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:46:47 from level 91.
[09/01/24 17:43:45] csc2ya hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:55:56 towards level 66.
[09/01/24 17:57:42] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:26:42 towards level 89.
[09/01/24 18:00:04] Kayn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:51:33 from level 60.
[09/01/24 18:45:47] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:47:17 towards level 94.
[09/01/24 19:09:32] keepmyshirt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:44 towards level 47.
[09/01/24 19:10:02] hugga had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:56 towards level 73.
[09/01/24 19:20:35] Mat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:07:22 towards level 71.
[09/01/24 19:56:31] allo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:52:38 towards level 91.
[09/01/24 19:57:14] TimWolla was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:40 towards level 96.
[09/01/24 20:02:09] Ravenloft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:40:08 towards level 49.
[09/01/24 20:18:01] scumola tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:23 towards level 84.
[09/01/24 21:17:55] Dex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:09 towards level 59.
[09/01/24 21:34:05] d4n13L hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:00:30 towards level 84.
[09/01/24 22:28:16] Zed_Spiker reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zed_Spiker's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/01/24 22:48:37] damyan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:24:47 towards level 84.
[09/01/24 22:51:29] Puff was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:48:20 from level 85.
[09/01/24 23:05:18] Jens was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:24:26 from level 79.
[09/01/24 23:40:43] yano hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:54:13 towards level 90.
[09/02/24 00:26:40] solarsparq found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:03:35 towards level 74.
[09/02/24 01:28:26] drahthaar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 17:38:14 towards level 97.
[09/02/24 01:59:29] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:28 towards level 80.
[09/02/24 02:24:52] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:41:07 towards level 87.
[09/02/24 02:33:03] ChowderKeg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:45:49 from level 91.
[09/02/24 03:10:49] ToeCheese got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:26 towards level 46.
[09/02/24 03:44:25] unicron got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:57:42 from level 76.
[09/02/24 04:35:54] crysis caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:18:47 towards level 72.
[09/02/24 05:30:51] nax found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:07 towards level 44.
[09/02/24 06:02:25] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:42:50 towards level 89.
[09/02/24 06:21:14] medivh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:36:09 towards level 61.
[09/02/24 06:28:42] kadotux was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:41:50 towards level 51.
[09/02/24 06:36:14] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:09:55 towards level 86.
[09/02/24 07:11:44] TimeWarp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:43:11 towards level 80.
[09/02/24 07:17:29] CrashOverride burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CrashOverride's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/24 07:32:03] CodeGeek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:06:41 towards level 89.
[09/02/24 08:07:42] kinus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:47:10 towards level 85.
[09/02/24 08:26:01] t3chn0 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:01:06 from level 87.
[09/02/24 09:19:38] Bluedog burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Bluedog's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/02/24 09:39:59] sky's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! sky's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/24 09:57:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nn2407's tunic! nn2407's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/24 10:23:50] Kody was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:40:51 from level 62.
[09/02/24 10:35:35] gusto found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:11 towards level 78.
[09/02/24 10:46:35] Ravenloft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:03:34 towards level 49.
[09/02/24 10:54:01] Tabmow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:59:14 towards level 79.
[09/02/24 11:01:57] Omega caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:55:21 towards level 81.
[09/02/24 11:02:54] MetaNova discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:50:32 towards level 87.
[09/02/24 11:04:34] Forud had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:03:14 towards level 89.
[09/02/24 11:23:00] Bolded's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Bolded's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/24 12:08:02] EddieT137 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:31:48 towards level 82.
[09/02/24 12:14:40] GilbertErik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:08:13 towards level 74.
[09/02/24 12:44:39] Wolf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:09:40 towards level 93.
[09/02/24 13:30:37] Fenrik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:55:18 towards level 90.
[09/02/24 13:50:34] hax404 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:01:20 towards level 85.
[09/02/24 13:57:21] TimWolla was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:43:03 from level 96.
[09/02/24 14:45:22] gradator caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:27:20 towards level 90.
[09/02/24 15:53:33] freeboson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:59:12 towards level 89.
[09/02/24 17:37:16] Matthew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:24:26 towards level 70.
[09/02/24 17:59:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on soltys's tunic! soltys's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/24 19:54:54] yang walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:52:08 from level 60.
[09/02/24 20:16:06] Drin has dealt Mat a Critical Strike! 14 days, 09:35:20 is added to Mat's clock.
[09/02/24 21:18:50] bobvador discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:17:30 towards level 84.
[09/02/24 21:25:54] alexlehm found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:08 towards level 70.
[09/02/24 21:41:07] Platonides gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:02 towards level 75.
[09/02/24 22:20:23] muirrum hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:47:38 towards level 67.
[09/02/24 23:03:59] pfoley was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:56:18 towards level 82.
[09/02/24 23:31:57] nn2407 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:15 towards level 45.
[09/02/24 23:59:49] mdpv discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:21 towards level 34.
[09/03/24 00:06:03] particleflux met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:35:08 from level 65.
[09/03/24 00:17:48] dots discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:46 towards level 39.
[09/03/24 00:23:29] OobSaco was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:30:47 towards level 64.
[09/03/24 00:28:54] JigmeDatse was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:45:53 towards level 68.
[09/03/24 00:58:26] Russell was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:52:35 from level 77.
[09/03/24 01:42:01] f0zk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:02 towards level 47.
[09/03/24 01:46:35] Asara hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:02:15 towards level 88.
[09/03/24 01:52:27] hdm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:57:44 towards level 96.
[09/03/24 02:28:26] aqsd found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:36 towards level 85.
[09/03/24 02:45:52] thatmint was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:07 towards level 71.
[09/03/24 02:55:00] Blohsh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:05 towards level 62.
[09/03/24 03:36:00] Dex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:43 towards level 59.
[09/03/24 04:12:43] DividedByZero found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:15:03 towards level 62.
[09/03/24 05:37:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on jayvee's tunic! jayvee's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/24 05:55:22] Cockroach was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:54:10 from level 57.
[09/03/24 07:28:22] Nuae ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:09:09 from level 79.
[09/03/24 07:28:37] zbe was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:06 towards level 97.
[09/03/24 08:10:43] Ungoliant had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:03 towards level 80.
[09/03/24 08:13:05] jayvee ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:16:44 from level 82.
[09/03/24 08:15:33] DividedByZero gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:18 towards level 62.
[09/03/24 08:19:10] nya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:56:43 towards level 87.
[09/03/24 08:21:16] Fischmiep tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:11 towards level 57.
[09/03/24 08:27:33] ponzu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:22:57 towards level 48.
[09/03/24 08:34:19] Tenorman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:57:28 towards level 79.
[09/03/24 09:47:50] Zed_Spiker hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:06:16 towards level 64.
[09/03/24 10:23:58] BastelBot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:40:18 towards level 92.
[09/03/24 12:31:12] tass was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:03:01 towards level 67.
[09/03/24 12:58:08] V found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:56:12 towards level 91.
[09/03/24 14:08:41] vectr0n was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:23:19 towards level 74.
[09/03/24 14:13:52] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:20 towards level 86.
[09/03/24 14:18:47] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:39 towards level 87.
[09/03/24 15:51:19] buzel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:08:55 towards level 89.
[09/03/24 16:41:01] Wam was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:36:22 from level 82.
[09/03/24 16:53:07] yNos found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:07:42 towards level 86.
[09/03/24 17:03:20] clubbprez met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:17 from level 44.
[09/03/24 17:29:33] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:43:04 towards level 90.
[09/03/24 18:17:33] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:46:42 towards level 97.
[09/03/24 19:00:28] Aksej found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:59:27 towards level 84.
[09/03/24 19:29:52] chadgpt hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:04 towards level 55.
[09/03/24 19:48:57] dwfreed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:48:32 towards level 90.
[09/03/24 20:09:13] freeboson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:29:53 from level 89.
[09/03/24 20:10:13] tass walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:23:05 from level 67.
[09/03/24 20:48:59] Tenorman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:38:33 towards level 79.
[09/03/24 21:49:19] apb tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:34:57 towards level 89.
[09/03/24 22:37:38] Asara was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:05 towards level 88.
[09/03/24 22:44:55] jabuxas gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:52 towards level 41.
[09/03/24 23:08:01] StalkR was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:59:03 from level 88.
[09/03/24 23:17:19] Silvanus_Betrium was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:31:01 from level 80.
[09/04/24 00:10:50] crack tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:20 towards level 40.
[09/04/24 01:17:02] tass gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:40:03 towards level 67.
[09/04/24 01:28:58] Tangles gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:46:08 towards level 86.
[09/04/24 01:46:45] Stevland tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:32:50 towards level 84.
[09/04/24 02:05:06] vectr0n met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:45:33 from level 74.
[09/04/24 03:16:16] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kinus's tunic! kinus's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/24 03:25:18] gideonstar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:05 towards level 66.
[09/04/24 04:11:13] idleneutral ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:18:26 from level 75.
[09/04/24 05:00:59] jacob1 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jacob1's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/24 05:13:05] allo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:16:01 towards level 91.
[09/04/24 05:29:22] canton7 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:58:29 towards level 83.
[09/04/24 06:33:03] tomhek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:27:13 from level 90.
[09/04/24 07:25:34] f0zk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:14:29 towards level 47.
[09/04/24 07:32:59] Haxx was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:03 towards level 37.
[09/04/24 07:39:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on enteral's tunic! enteral's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/24 07:53:37] Khorne's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Khorne's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/24 08:23:53] bg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:30:42 towards level 90.
[09/04/24 09:00:31] kadotux was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:40:21 from level 51.
[09/04/24 09:14:32] mandigal was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:15 towards level 33.
[09/04/24 10:02:23] DojShadow's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! DojShadow's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/24 10:25:17] StalkR got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:33:50 from level 88.
[09/04/24 11:43:27] tomhek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:31:51 towards level 90.
[09/04/24 11:43:42] blobdog's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! blobdog's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/24 12:26:56] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:22:16 towards level 86.
[09/04/24 12:34:16] scornn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:58:26 towards level 70.
[09/04/24 14:12:22] Tabmow was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:05:29 towards level 79.
[09/04/24 14:23:37] BastelBot met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:55:35 from level 92.
[09/04/24 14:56:18] washclof found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 13:35:12 towards level 99.
[09/04/24 15:16:30] dxrt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:08:09 towards level 60.
[09/04/24 15:32:58] Tabmow got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:01:47 towards level 79.
[09/04/24 15:35:38] Neil found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:49:56 towards level 66.
[09/04/24 15:52:00] tsr was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:12:54 from level 87.
[09/04/24 16:15:52] Bunny fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:15:57 from level 35.
[09/04/24 16:16:04] TheSilentLink hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:54:37 towards level 78.
[09/04/24 16:24:12] insidesources had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:57:22 towards level 53.
[09/04/24 18:45:31] nax discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:07 towards level 45.
[09/04/24 20:40:29] Cockatrice got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:25:53 from level 78.
[09/04/24 21:22:46] Fenrik got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:22:19 towards level 90.
[09/04/24 21:43:18] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:58:16 towards level 91.
[09/04/24 21:44:12] jfcaron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:20:07 towards level 47.
[09/04/24 22:14:29] Neil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:17 towards level 66.
[09/04/24 22:55:55] yang gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:16:35 towards level 60.
[09/05/24 00:24:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on particleflux's tunic! particleflux's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/24 01:18:58] Blohsh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:04:48 towards level 62.
[09/05/24 04:04:05] jra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:52:12 towards level 54.
[09/05/24 04:09:25] Silvanus_Betrium was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:13:55 towards level 80.
[09/05/24 05:27:24] Sombra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:01 towards level 92.
[09/05/24 05:29:15] particleflux's charm ate a bolt of lightning! particleflux's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/24 06:17:58] RussellB found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:34:45 towards level 88.
[09/05/24 06:18:25] TheSilentLink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:20:36 towards level 78.
[09/05/24 06:47:05] bg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:43:26 towards level 90.
[09/05/24 07:57:13] ukleinek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:25 from level 87.
[09/05/24 08:04:21] Kurenai was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 22:36:45 from level 81.
[09/05/24 08:07:22] muirrum bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:26 towards level 67.
[09/05/24 08:07:40] ChowderKeg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 17:15:23 towards level 91.
[09/05/24 08:16:09] Silvanus_Betrium found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:17:14 towards level 80.
[09/05/24 08:18:03] Bolded found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:59 towards level 80.
[09/05/24 08:31:32] anarcat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:17:11 from level 92.
[09/05/24 08:40:40] Neil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:40:23 towards level 66.
[09/05/24 09:31:11] Daikojun found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:14 towards level 68.
[09/05/24 09:33:05] Acolarh has dealt ahmubashshir a Critical Strike! 2 days, 21:38:24 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[09/05/24 09:40:22] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:59 towards level 87.
[09/05/24 09:51:18] Bunny found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:52 towards level 36.
[09/05/24 10:55:30] hugga bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:14:30 towards level 73.
[09/05/24 11:03:23] Crazycatlady was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:00 towards level 91.
[09/05/24 11:27:25] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:17 towards level 86.
[09/05/24 11:54:05] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:03:30 towards level 84.
[09/05/24 11:58:48] Ancalagon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:24 towards level 70.
[09/05/24 12:05:49] root was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:51 towards level 32.
[09/05/24 12:39:44] Yarosh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 00:06:21 from level 83.
[09/05/24 12:56:33] HeavyPodda's charm ate a bolt of lightning! HeavyPodda's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/05/24 13:47:20] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:32:10 towards level 92.
[09/05/24 14:17:20] idleevil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:50:22 towards level 80.
[09/05/24 14:22:48] Cirdan had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:44:13 towards level 92.
[09/05/24 15:26:54] Notir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:49 towards level 84.
[09/05/24 17:17:52] StalkR was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:56:37 towards level 88.
[09/05/24 17:25:45] Ancalagon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:52:31 from level 70.
[09/05/24 17:35:42] Amongusus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:54 towards level 46.
[09/05/24 18:18:07] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:19:27 towards level 85.
[09/05/24 19:55:37] HollowWasp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:07:00 from level 61.
[09/05/24 20:54:38] lelu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:32:19 towards level 42.
[09/05/24 21:10:52] mordac hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:08:24 towards level 88.
[09/05/24 22:53:54] KindOne ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:51:36 from level 79.
[09/05/24 23:25:28] Tabmow ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:23:07 from level 79.
[09/05/24 23:26:25] Crazycatlady spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Crazycatlady's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/06/24 00:08:22] lelu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:14 towards level 42.
[09/06/24 00:28:58] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:35 towards level 84.
[09/06/24 00:30:52] ChowderKeg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:51:07 towards level 91.
[09/06/24 00:56:08] ambitious_sloth was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:34 from level 41.
[09/06/24 01:14:55] Zed_Spiker was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:59:55 towards level 64.
[09/06/24 02:11:01] canton7 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:27 towards level 83.
[09/06/24 04:25:22] vectr0n has dealt scumola a Critical Strike! 18 days, 11:52:17 is added to scumola's clock.
[09/06/24 04:29:08] freeboson was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:17:49 from level 89.
[09/06/24 04:36:22] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:28:20 towards level 85.
[09/06/24 04:44:03] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:46:43 towards level 87.
[09/06/24 04:52:20] Dex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:58:16 towards level 60.
[09/06/24 05:07:18] Kayn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:36 towards level 60.
[09/06/24 05:47:05] brycec's charm ate a bolt of lightning! brycec's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/24 06:41:57] Notir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:16 towards level 84.
[09/06/24 07:35:25] MadMan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:22:56 from level 80.
[09/06/24 08:25:16] Daikojun bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:32 towards level 68.
[09/06/24 08:26:46] wille had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:06:50 towards level 67.
[09/06/24 08:31:42] figment was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:56 towards level 50.
[09/06/24 08:45:24] bg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:31:18 towards level 90.
[09/06/24 09:20:04] solarsparq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:14:38 towards level 74.
[09/06/24 09:40:10] bobvador was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:19:27 from level 84.
[09/06/24 10:07:38] crysis found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:07:36 towards level 72.
[09/06/24 10:34:36] Gorek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:36:08 from level 91.
[09/06/24 11:06:59] EddieT137 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:57:51 from level 82.
[09/06/24 11:23:27] Blohsh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:43 towards level 62.
[09/06/24 11:34:49] adamus1red was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:35:27 towards level 86.
[09/06/24 12:35:57] Xenthys met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:55 from level 69.
[09/06/24 12:46:26] Wam gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:10:58 towards level 82.
[09/06/24 13:03:04] enteral found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:22 towards level 72.
[09/06/24 16:25:19] happymeal was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:50:07 from level 61.
[09/06/24 16:33:10] MadMan met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:36:23 from level 80.
[09/06/24 16:34:19] elf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! elf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/24 17:36:46] dots was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:05 from level 40.
[09/06/24 17:45:12] BastelBot found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:45:10 towards level 92.
[09/06/24 18:45:31] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sco1's tunic! sco1's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/24 20:20:25] V was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:24 towards level 91.
[09/06/24 20:30:34] TimWolla fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:45:06 from level 97.
[09/06/24 20:57:47] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:13:25 towards level 91.
[09/06/24 21:09:46] Minus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:02:32 towards level 81.
[09/06/24 22:28:19] Koffa was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:12:02 from level 89.
[09/06/24 22:54:59] "\@_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:06:48 towards level 89.
[09/06/24 23:35:22] Gorek has dealt yNos a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:21:28 is added to yNos's clock.
[09/07/24 00:07:29] damyan was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:08:53 from level 84.
[09/07/24 00:26:04] TimeWarp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:20:54 towards level 81.
[09/07/24 00:34:58] Affliction gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:11:53 towards level 88.
[09/07/24 00:39:26] Platonides was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:56:49 from level 76.
[09/07/24 00:44:34] Lord255 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:48 towards level 92.
[09/07/24 00:47:11] Mat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:11:55 from level 71.
[09/07/24 01:21:51] Kody discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:30:37 towards level 62.
[09/07/24 01:32:26] yNos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:28:46 towards level 86.
[09/07/24 02:21:25] edo ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:48 from level 47.
[09/07/24 03:43:26] ahmubashshir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:10:12 towards level 74.
[09/07/24 04:01:46] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:10:42 towards level 70.
[09/07/24 04:09:36] thornrag was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:49:41 towards level 84.
[09/07/24 05:58:27] ColonelPanic001 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:04:36 towards level 64.
[09/07/24 06:15:36] Ka tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:10 towards level 37.
[09/07/24 06:26:35] Matthew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:10:41 towards level 70.
[09/07/24 06:29:51] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:30 towards level 86.
[09/07/24 07:47:28] medivh was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:01:30 from level 61.
[09/07/24 07:56:07] Tabmow was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:03:42 from level 79.
[09/07/24 09:06:15] Nysdar's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Nysdar's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/24 09:52:43] Fritzl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:58 towards level 48.
[09/07/24 10:30:21] idleevil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:51:55 towards level 80.
[09/07/24 10:56:09] ToeCheese caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:33 towards level 47.
[09/07/24 11:09:49] Nysdar was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:01:12 from level 87.
[09/07/24 13:14:05] pfoley was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:31:35 towards level 82.
[09/07/24 13:36:15] nya was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:12:15 from level 87.
[09/07/24 14:00:10] CompanionCube caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:05:46 towards level 91.
[09/07/24 15:54:46] sc caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:56:32 towards level 97.
[09/07/24 16:18:11] IFireflyl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:07:08 towards level 67.
[09/07/24 16:41:37] jacob1's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jacob1's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/24 16:53:51] figment was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:15:29 from level 50.
[09/07/24 16:57:09] V spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! V's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/24 17:12:04] TimeWarp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:42:07 towards level 81.
[09/07/24 18:07:35] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 20:07:12 towards level 68.
[09/07/24 18:40:50] Ecko walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:49:16 from level 84.
[09/07/24 19:26:46] Tenorman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:30:47 towards level 79.
[09/07/24 19:37:07] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:01 towards level 82.
[09/07/24 19:51:22] dyvonna caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:02:07 towards level 86.
[09/07/24 20:07:03] zifnab06 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! zifnab06's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/07/24 20:28:27] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:41:56 towards level 95.
[09/07/24 20:52:34] Stevland was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:02:21 from level 84.
[09/07/24 21:03:02] Neil got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:40:07 towards level 66.
[09/07/24 21:30:38] Cirdan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:40 towards level 92.
[09/07/24 21:35:45] dwfreed was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:49:48 from level 90.
[09/07/24 21:45:23] GilbertErik got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:07:54 from level 74.
[09/07/24 22:42:46] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:12 towards level 95.
[09/07/24 23:26:43] The local wizard imbued jaxson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jaxson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/07/24 23:33:42] _sh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:22:34 towards level 96.
[09/07/24 23:39:10] pfoley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:43:47 towards level 82.
[09/08/24 00:00:58] allo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:09:19 towards level 91.
[09/08/24 00:27:09] pfoley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:23:16 towards level 82.
[09/08/24 01:33:17] jacquesssss was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:34:40 towards level 58.
[09/08/24 01:56:36] VonToutCourt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:52 towards level 90.
[09/08/24 02:57:53] solarsparq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:43:31 towards level 74.
[09/08/24 03:21:30] QxL has dealt Ancalagon a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:37:22 is added to Ancalagon's clock.
[09/08/24 03:34:21] Lnk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:05:01 from level 98.
[09/08/24 04:27:42] pants hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:48:04 towards level 85.
[09/08/24 04:30:16] enteral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:11 towards level 72.
[09/08/24 04:50:25] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/24 05:00:07] gryphus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:48 towards level 53.
[09/08/24 05:34:16] Techman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:03:55 towards level 93.
[09/08/24 06:09:16] ambitious_sloth met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:26 from level 42.
[09/08/24 07:16:13] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:15:12 towards level 97.
[09/08/24 07:34:24] ambitious_sloth had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:45 towards level 42.
[09/08/24 08:48:26] Neil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:13 towards level 66.
[09/08/24 09:00:03] brycec gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:59:38 towards level 84.
[09/08/24 09:23:42] zbe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:00:55 towards level 98.
[09/08/24 10:24:45] sparogy was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:14:36 from level 57.
[09/08/24 10:32:11] wowbagger got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 10:45:14 from level 68.
[09/08/24 11:15:24] The local wizard imbued dxrt's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! dxrt's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/24 11:30:49] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on keepmyshirt's tunic! keepmyshirt's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/24 11:44:34] hax404 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:25:07 towards level 85.
[09/08/24 12:22:46] hdm was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:31:36 from level 96.
[09/08/24 12:41:27] Cockatrice found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:22:12 towards level 78.
[09/08/24 12:53:09] Daikojun was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:16:38 towards level 69.
[09/08/24 13:06:51] nn2407 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nn2407's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/24 13:18:30] The local wizard imbued thornrag's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! thornrag's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/24 13:58:14] Kritzefitz has dealt signofzeta a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:36:02 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[09/08/24 14:53:28] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:17:52 towards level 81.
[09/08/24 15:09:05] yang bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:35 towards level 60.
[09/08/24 15:22:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ahmubashshir's tunic! ahmubashshir's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/24 15:58:12] The local wizard imbued TimeWarp's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TimeWarp's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/24 16:43:22] pants was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:42:36 towards level 85.
[09/08/24 16:58:50] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on GRIZZLYMAN's tunic! GRIZZLYMAN's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/24 17:06:43] chadgpt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:16:59 towards level 55.
[09/08/24 17:06:52] Wam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:57:47 towards level 82.
[09/08/24 17:35:34] Bluedog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:04:54 towards level 84.
[09/08/24 17:42:36] jayvee bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:12 towards level 82.
[09/08/24 17:59:38] The local wizard imbued hugga's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hugga's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/24 18:18:02] jabuxas found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:21 towards level 43.
[09/08/24 19:41:55] yano was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:21:22 towards level 90.
[09/08/24 19:57:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on apb's tunic! apb's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/24 20:06:23] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:22:07 towards level 89.
[09/08/24 20:23:48] EddieT137 has dealt vectr0n a Critical Strike! 7 days, 12:23:29 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[09/08/24 20:26:04] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:45 towards level 90.
[09/08/24 20:35:48] CrashOverride was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:46:56 towards level 88.
[09/08/24 21:11:52] pastly gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:58:01 towards level 63.
[09/08/24 22:24:44] The local wizard imbued Minus's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Minus's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/24 22:42:07] CodeGeek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:58:25 towards level 89.
[09/08/24 22:45:08] yang caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:23:16 towards level 60.
[09/08/24 22:45:29] MetaNova caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:21:01 towards level 87.
[09/09/24 00:16:06] GRIZZLYMAN was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:03 towards level 69.
[09/09/24 01:35:55] alexlehm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:41:59 towards level 71.
[09/09/24 03:14:26] Blohsh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:21:37 towards level 63.
[09/09/24 03:42:25] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 07:53:40 towards level 89.
[09/09/24 04:52:43] insidesources discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:00 towards level 53.
[09/09/24 05:14:28] GilbertErik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:33:50 towards level 74.
[09/09/24 05:43:22] Matthew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:46:38 towards level 70.
[09/09/24 06:03:22] cadfael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:56:52 towards level 85.
[09/09/24 06:32:44] theZoMBiE found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:23:56 towards level 61.
[09/09/24 07:38:09] Asara gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:41:14 towards level 89.
[09/09/24 08:14:32] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 03:50:56 from level 86.
[09/09/24 09:19:08] t3chn0 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:59:56 from level 87.
[09/09/24 09:26:22] ZOTTA was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:40:07 from level 84.
[09/09/24 10:13:41] dyvonna found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:38:18 towards level 86.
[09/09/24 11:10:48] Malvolio has dealt Silvanus_Betrium a Critical Strike! 4 days, 06:11:03 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[09/09/24 11:20:06] misha discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:57:40 towards level 96.
[09/09/24 11:20:15] crysis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:38:43 towards level 72.
[09/09/24 11:33:33] Platonides gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:39:45 towards level 76.
[09/09/24 12:06:12] Celediel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:25:00 towards level 65.
[09/09/24 12:37:12] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:05:34 towards level 79.
[09/09/24 12:50:16] scornn was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:43:03 from level 70.
[09/09/24 13:07:09] Amongusus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:52 towards level 47.
[09/09/24 14:17:36] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:30:18 towards level 86.
[09/09/24 14:46:48] caeli bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:36:57 towards level 92.
[09/09/24 14:58:58] Pinkman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:56:56 towards level 87.
[09/09/24 15:10:04] jaxson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:13:56 towards level 77.
[09/09/24 15:42:34] Bluedog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:49:31 towards level 84.
[09/09/24 15:50:33] TheSilentLink was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:46:56 from level 78.
[09/09/24 16:27:17] The local wizard imbued clubbprez's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! clubbprez's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/24 16:50:05] xbill was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:00 towards level 90.
[09/09/24 17:24:46] \dev\ice was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:52:04 from level 77.
[09/09/24 18:01:45] Tenorman was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:03:11 from level 79.
[09/09/24 18:04:37] spex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:12:36 towards level 90.
[09/09/24 18:55:31] hax404 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:35:52 towards level 85.
[09/09/24 19:08:10] slim met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:42:21 from level 82.
[09/09/24 20:00:22] kevkev ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:01:24 from level 61.
[09/09/24 20:13:25] blobdog was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:10:56 from level 65.
[09/09/24 20:27:50] SirBummelz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:27:16 towards level 72.
[09/09/24 20:34:10] nn2407 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:02:29 towards level 47.
[09/09/24 21:57:59] Sombra's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Sombra's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/09/24 22:21:51] lelu was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:09 from level 43.
[09/09/24 22:31:54] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:14 towards level 79.
[09/10/24 00:26:38] Kachin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:49 towards level 78.
[09/10/24 03:00:04] Bluedog fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:08:08 from level 84.
[09/10/24 03:01:43] Notir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:33:20 towards level 85.
[09/10/24 03:05:11] gideonstar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:45:01 from level 67.
[09/10/24 03:40:21] ahmubashshir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:39:28 towards level 74.
[09/10/24 04:18:45] CrashOverride was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:45:21 from level 88.
[09/10/24 04:32:43] The local wizard imbued Neil's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Neil's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/24 04:33:16] freeboson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:38:19 from level 89.
[09/10/24 04:44:10] yang fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:28:13 from level 60.
[09/10/24 05:04:51] slim's charm ate a bolt of lightning! slim's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/24 05:05:04] EddieT137 has dealt Stevland a Critical Strike! 3 days, 07:56:23 is added to Stevland's clock.
[09/10/24 05:50:52] tswsl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:29:14 from level 89.
[09/10/24 06:59:47] Lord255 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 11:47:52 from level 93.
[09/10/24 07:58:42] Stevland was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:12:33 towards level 84.
[09/10/24 08:29:30] TheSilentLink was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:54:37 towards level 78.
[09/10/24 08:51:15] canton7 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:08:34 towards level 83.
[09/10/24 09:42:57] OobSaco's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! OobSaco's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/24 09:46:00] pastly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:14:22 from level 63.
[09/10/24 09:56:09] nathan's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nathan's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/24 10:08:55] thornrag was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:43:48 from level 85.
[09/10/24 10:14:39] idlegood reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idlegood's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/24 11:50:55] Mat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:55:43 towards level 71.
[09/10/24 15:08:23] blobdog was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:53:32 towards level 65.
[09/10/24 15:17:49] Malvolio had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:11:58 towards level 68.
[09/10/24 15:24:48] fork got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:43:45 towards level 61.
[09/10/24 15:54:19] The local wizard imbued pyre's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! pyre's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/24 16:14:18] idleevil's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! idleevil's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/10/24 16:58:18] drahthaar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:40:32 towards level 97.
[09/10/24 17:25:42] hax404 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:47:09 from level 85.
[09/10/24 18:13:17] thatmint ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:46:20 from level 72.
[09/10/24 18:39:41] Ungoliant found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:40:22 towards level 81.
[09/10/24 19:13:02] V caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:50 towards level 91.
[09/10/24 20:24:58] hcf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! hcf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/10/24 20:25:19] theZoMBiE tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:02:55 towards level 61.
[09/10/24 20:31:26] keepmyshirt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:58 towards level 48.
[09/10/24 20:41:50] Bluedog's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Bluedog's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/10/24 21:56:15] gideonstar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:03:14 towards level 67.
[09/10/24 23:10:24] MetaNova was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:32:46 towards level 87.
[09/11/24 00:18:55] kinus was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:36:33 from level 85.
[09/11/24 00:46:26] gendish found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:51:52 towards level 63.
[09/11/24 00:54:43] Cockatrice discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:09:09 towards level 78.
[09/11/24 01:01:57] SSLbits was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:22:08 from level 79.
[09/11/24 01:25:46] CornFly was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:57:18 from level 87.
[09/11/24 02:17:08] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:54:18 towards level 98.
[09/11/24 02:39:41] Forud walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:34:03 from level 89.
[09/11/24 02:52:56] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:20:22 towards level 87.
[09/11/24 04:20:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Drin's tunic! Drin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/24 04:26:34] BenDover bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:44:59 towards level 63.
[09/11/24 05:13:18] fstrelok gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:21:13 towards level 69.
[09/11/24 05:55:51] insidesources was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:34 from level 53.
[09/11/24 06:44:26] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:17:07 towards level 79.
[09/11/24 08:05:52] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:27:36 towards level 90.
[09/11/24 09:31:10] drahthaar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:17:09 towards level 97.
[09/11/24 10:06:04] rawgreaze hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:07:52 towards level 83.
[09/11/24 11:19:01] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:36:51 towards level 97.
[09/11/24 13:23:25] hiod was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:05:10 from level 58.
[09/11/24 13:43:21] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:35:13 towards level 98.
[09/11/24 14:11:31] kinus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:28:11 towards level 85.
[09/11/24 15:18:19] misha slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! misha's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/11/24 15:52:23] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:42:12 towards level 89.
[09/11/24 16:04:17] jacquesssss had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:55:59 towards level 58.
[09/11/24 16:39:59] bsleep was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:31:19 from level 85.
[09/11/24 16:59:22] Nysdar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:27:46 towards level 87.
[09/11/24 17:09:40] CornFly's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CornFly's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/24 18:17:29] Infinity has dealt Zed_Spiker a Critical Strike! 2 days, 23:42:31 is added to Zed_Spiker's clock.
[09/11/24 18:19:47] Notir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:42:37 towards level 85.
[09/11/24 18:50:33] kenyon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:49:24 towards level 91.
[09/11/24 20:06:55] signofzeta was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:00:46 towards level 80.
[09/11/24 21:14:22] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:11:17 towards level 98.
[09/11/24 21:40:59] gildarts reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gildarts's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/11/24 21:51:10] wille was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:26:49 from level 67.
[09/11/24 22:32:40] sparogy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:59:45 towards level 57.
[09/11/24 22:34:22] Kurenai had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 04:30:49 towards level 81.
[09/11/24 22:56:58] dxrt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 23:55:14 towards level 60.
[09/11/24 23:13:03] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:11:58 towards level 89.
[09/11/24 23:55:49] "\@_ reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! "\@_'s shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/24 00:23:18] Cockroach ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:10:29 from level 57.
[09/12/24 00:49:16] Tangles was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:00 towards level 86.
[09/12/24 01:11:19] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:24:26 towards level 87.
[09/12/24 01:23:43] Malvolio found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:43:51 towards level 68.
[09/12/24 01:29:38] spex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:14:32 towards level 90.
[09/12/24 01:46:52] Wam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:41:51 towards level 82.
[09/12/24 01:57:43] Nysdar was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:49:36 towards level 87.
[09/12/24 02:03:50] Matthew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:29:10 towards level 70.
[09/12/24 02:31:42] wowbagger has dealt scumola a Critical Strike! 13 days, 14:24:10 is added to scumola's clock.
[09/12/24 03:04:55] tass bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:14:37 towards level 67.
[09/12/24 03:38:04] ZOTTA caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:44:16 towards level 84.
[09/12/24 03:40:32] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:11:19 towards level 88.
[09/12/24 05:18:04] dbx12 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:57:12 towards level 74.
[09/12/24 05:51:16] anarcat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:08:40 towards level 92.
[09/12/24 06:08:57] pwae's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pwae's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/24 07:22:50] drahthaar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:40:09 towards level 97.
[09/12/24 07:30:01] cadfael's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! cadfael's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/24 07:44:47] IFireflyl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:34:56 from level 67.
[09/12/24 07:48:37] JigmeDatse gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:59:38 towards level 68.
[09/12/24 07:58:55] Tenorman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:59:07 towards level 79.
[09/12/24 08:02:53] tmberg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:08:17 towards level 80.
[09/12/24 08:25:41] Xenthys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:09:45 towards level 70.
[09/12/24 10:45:13] allo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:00:29 towards level 91.
[09/12/24 10:46:04] HollowWasp spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! HollowWasp's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/12/24 11:51:06] Tabmow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Tabmow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/24 11:58:56] Ancalagon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:52:51 towards level 70.
[09/12/24 12:54:37] spex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:33:50 towards level 90.
[09/12/24 13:14:37] Zed_Spiker was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:27:58 from level 64.
[09/12/24 13:32:42] KindOne got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:03:00 from level 79.
[09/12/24 14:07:08] Silvanus_Betrium ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:35:41 from level 80.
[09/12/24 14:11:38] bg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:09:39 from level 90.
[09/12/24 14:21:21] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:04:38 towards level 85.
[09/12/24 14:29:56] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:27:39 towards level 86.
[09/12/24 14:31:20] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:50:07 towards level 80.
[09/12/24 14:44:53] Bunny hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:26:00 towards level 38.
[09/12/24 15:59:34] The local wizard imbued Mat's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Mat's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/24 16:26:06] CrashOverride bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:32:37 towards level 88.
[09/12/24 17:21:51] Neil was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:31 from level 66.
[09/12/24 18:02:44] nax_'s amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nax_'s amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/24 18:52:22] dyvonna was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:13:43 from level 86.
[09/12/24 19:11:51] kevkev reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! kevkev's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/24 19:12:39] RussellB slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! RussellB's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/12/24 19:13:09] idleneutral was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 07:24:15 from level 76.
[09/12/24 19:26:43] elf's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! elf's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/12/24 19:27:31] ponzu was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:08:18 from level 49.
[09/12/24 19:38:43] fork discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:49:26 towards level 61.
[09/12/24 19:39:55] canton7 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:23:06 towards level 83.
[09/12/24 20:10:01] chadgpt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:18 towards level 56.
[09/12/24 20:29:48] yNos walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:19:26 from level 86.
[09/12/24 21:10:08] Omega discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:12:43 towards level 81.
[09/12/24 22:28:46] aqsd fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:53:56 from level 85.
[09/12/24 22:46:24] insidesources found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:52 towards level 53.
[09/12/24 22:50:19] Lnk's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Lnk's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/12/24 22:56:45] Platonides was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:23:48 from level 76.
[09/12/24 23:40:20] heisenbug found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:22:45 towards level 93.
[09/13/24 00:16:54] figment tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:36:10 towards level 51.
[09/13/24 00:32:53] ColonelPanic001 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:31:22 towards level 64.
[09/13/24 01:00:46] CodeGeek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:54:06 from level 89.
[09/13/24 02:24:53] solarsparq hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:25:53 towards level 74.
[09/13/24 02:25:05] Khorne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:36:07 towards level 98.
[09/13/24 02:53:24] f0zk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:04 towards level 48.
[09/13/24 03:24:49] sam has dealt muirrum a Critical Strike! 9 days, 01:23:09 is added to muirrum's clock.
[09/13/24 04:19:07] Zaratustra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:04:57 towards level 79.
[09/13/24 05:00:19] nn2407 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:35:21 from level 47.
[09/13/24 05:34:31] CptKillmor was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:03 from level 31.
[09/13/24 05:40:08] DojShadow was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:54:35 towards level 60.
[09/13/24 05:40:17] catte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:34:05 towards level 58.
[09/13/24 06:21:45] nn2407 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:00 towards level 47.
[09/13/24 07:32:06] Forud's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Forud's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/13/24 07:40:56] hax404 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:05:46 towards level 85.
[09/13/24 07:52:17] nathan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:10:25 from level 65.
[09/13/24 09:05:48] Carl was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:15:59 from level 86.
[09/13/24 10:42:14] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:32 towards level 88.
[09/13/24 10:53:53] Crazycatlady caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:58:04 towards level 92.
[09/13/24 12:19:29] Notir was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:31:15 from level 85.
[09/13/24 13:15:49] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:49 towards level 89.
[09/13/24 13:48:48] scornn found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:22:18 towards level 70.
[09/13/24 14:28:23] kevkev was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:56:32 towards level 61.
[09/13/24 14:58:46] idleneutral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:12:51 towards level 76.
[09/13/24 15:56:49] freeboson had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:48 towards level 89.
[09/13/24 16:32:50] scornn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:18 towards level 70.
[09/13/24 19:47:54] drahthaar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:15:23 towards level 97.
[09/13/24 19:51:55] SirNeo was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:42:06 from level 72.
[09/13/24 19:52:46] blobdog fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:11:29 from level 65.
[09/13/24 19:54:04] Cockroach was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:23:57 towards level 58.
[09/13/24 20:08:05] root was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:39 towards level 38.
[09/13/24 20:29:59] enteral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:06 towards level 72.
[09/13/24 22:50:27] Neil was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:43:22 towards level 67.
[09/14/24 00:10:46] xbill was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:38 towards level 90.
[09/14/24 00:13:34] Dex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:44:30 towards level 60.
[09/14/24 00:14:32] GilbertErik walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:48:17 from level 74.
[09/14/24 02:02:02] Douwd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:51 towards level 35.
[09/14/24 02:36:30] hdm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:00 towards level 96.
[09/14/24 02:49:10] heisenbug was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:26:36 towards level 93.
[09/14/24 02:56:12] sky reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! sky's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/24 03:23:47] HeavyPodda was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:32:17 towards level 89.
[09/14/24 03:38:33] vegadark was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:35:33 towards level 96.
[09/14/24 04:11:32] jaxson caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:35 towards level 77.
[09/14/24 04:27:16] thatmint burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! thatmint's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/24 05:13:04] Koffa met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:51:17 from level 90.
[09/14/24 05:19:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on idleevil's tunic! idleevil's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/24 05:48:41] anarcat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:44 towards level 92.
[09/14/24 06:10:57] Mat met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:19:29 from level 71.
[09/14/24 07:01:43] alexlehm's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! alexlehm's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/24 07:08:39] zifnab06 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! zifnab06's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/24 07:22:18] wille gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:38:54 towards level 67.
[09/14/24 07:26:25] VonToutCourt was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:11:56 from level 91.
[09/14/24 07:37:26] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:10:27 towards level 86.
[09/14/24 08:30:20] gendish fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:22:22 from level 63.
[09/14/24 08:49:19] Cirdan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:55 towards level 92.
[09/14/24 09:01:07] jaxson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:35 towards level 77.
[09/14/24 09:04:11] Koffa ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:43:39 from level 90.
[09/14/24 09:19:30] elf burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! elf's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/24 09:34:10] jacquesssss found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:47 towards level 58.
[09/14/24 09:53:59] CompanionCube's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! CompanionCube's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/24 10:02:26] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:10:25 towards level 91.
[09/14/24 10:08:04] Fehu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 03:54:06 towards level 78.
[09/14/24 10:46:04] nax bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:15 towards level 47.
[09/14/24 11:24:26] Douwd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:11:49 towards level 36.
[09/14/24 11:46:02] alexlehm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:58:35 from level 71.
[09/14/24 12:12:48] particleflux discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:22:41 towards level 65.
[09/14/24 12:19:56] "\@_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:17:36 towards level 89.
[09/14/24 12:28:50] dwfreed's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! dwfreed's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/24 12:51:11] Cirdan has dealt Jens a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:59:53 is added to Jens's clock.
[09/14/24 12:58:40] pwae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:38:58 towards level 87.
[09/14/24 13:28:36] tomhek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 02:01:24 towards level 90.
[09/14/24 13:35:08] Cockroach's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Cockroach's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/24 13:53:49] DrinkyBird discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:45:26 towards level 93.
[09/14/24 14:28:01] Garg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:00:58 towards level 67.
[09/14/24 14:39:40] allo ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:28:39 from level 91.
[09/14/24 15:49:34] pwae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:17:59 towards level 87.
[09/14/24 16:01:10] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:35:33 towards level 83.
[09/14/24 16:20:16] CodeGeek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:44:32 from level 89.
[09/14/24 17:14:28] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:01:26 towards level 88.
[09/14/24 17:15:01] Fischmiep was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:34:20 from level 57.
[09/14/24 17:50:53] wowbagger gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:01:36 towards level 68.
[09/14/24 18:28:41] edo was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:02:39 from level 49.
[09/14/24 19:43:40] bsleep was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:25:25 from level 85.
[09/14/24 20:08:20] IFireflyl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:44:47 from level 67.
[09/14/24 20:37:24] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on "\@_'s tunic! "\@_'s tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/24 20:51:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Cockatrice's tunic! Cockatrice's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/24 21:36:40] Kritzefitz has dealt Stevland a Critical Strike! 0 days, 21:44:57 is added to Stevland's clock.
[09/14/24 22:13:03] Dex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:15 towards level 60.
[09/14/24 22:29:59] The local wizard imbued CompanionCube's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CompanionCube's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/14/24 22:34:45] Kritzefitz has dealt fstrelok a Critical Strike! 2 days, 04:34:32 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[09/14/24 23:59:13] Cockroach caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:24:02 towards level 58.
[09/15/24 00:18:40] BlueJay's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! BlueJay's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/24 00:33:52] tass was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:22:46 from level 67.
[09/15/24 00:36:38] Kody caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:23:30 towards level 62.
[09/15/24 01:07:35] gideonstar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:57:13 towards level 67.
[09/15/24 01:32:02] wille tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:11:30 towards level 67.
[09/15/24 04:09:15] bg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:44:32 from level 90.
[09/15/24 05:44:22] yang found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:18:32 towards level 60.
[09/15/24 05:54:03] sam burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sam's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/15/24 06:36:07] sam found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:34 towards level 84.
[09/15/24 06:51:12] Kurenai was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:18:39 towards level 81.
[09/15/24 07:00:24] slim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:00:58 towards level 83.
[09/15/24 09:16:40] thornrag ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 20:50:11 from level 85.
[09/15/24 09:20:23] CornFly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:44:46 towards level 87.
[09/15/24 09:22:32] gildarts's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gildarts's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/24 09:43:13] Bunny reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Bunny's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/24 09:50:33] HollowWasp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:22:29 towards level 61.
[09/15/24 11:10:47] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on washclof's tunic! washclof's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/24 11:49:58] Garg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:19:33 towards level 67.
[09/15/24 11:50:07] EddieT137 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:43:54 towards level 82.
[09/15/24 11:56:12] Varjatticus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:39:35 towards level 56.
[09/15/24 12:00:46] allo was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:17 from level 91.
[09/15/24 12:16:36] Puff caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:13 towards level 85.
[09/15/24 13:02:09] Ancalagon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:37 towards level 70.
[09/15/24 13:21:46] TheSilentLink caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:48:40 towards level 78.
[09/15/24 13:38:08] particleflux's charm ate a bolt of lightning! particleflux's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/24 13:40:21] gildarts reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gildarts's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/15/24 14:07:35] chadgpt was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:38:50 from level 56.
[09/15/24 16:00:31] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:55:43 towards level 83.
[09/15/24 17:32:28] slim found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:39:04 towards level 83.
[09/15/24 17:52:45] io found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:24:49 towards level 98.
[09/15/24 18:29:18] hdm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:15:05 towards level 96.
[09/15/24 18:37:02] hcf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:55 towards level 49.
[09/15/24 19:34:39] bsleep was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:07:22 towards level 85.
[09/15/24 20:04:11] alexlehm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:49:11 towards level 71.
[09/15/24 20:15:59] sc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:37:18 towards level 97.
[09/15/24 20:35:34] ponzu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:10 towards level 49.
[09/15/24 20:47:25] Sario bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:49:51 towards level 76.
[09/15/24 20:58:30] Nysdar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:03:02 towards level 87.
[09/15/24 21:40:06] Zed_Spiker was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:36 towards level 64.
[09/15/24 21:46:31] ToHellWithGA ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:36:02 from level 92.
[09/15/24 22:17:55] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 00:14:08 towards level 93.
[09/15/24 22:56:13] sky ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:06:18 from level 91.
[09/15/24 23:02:15] kenyon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:44:47 from level 91.
[09/15/24 23:19:04] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:12:58 towards level 81.
[09/16/24 00:40:48] pfoley was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:06:36 towards level 83.
[09/16/24 00:50:18] gradator was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:39:37 towards level 90.
[09/16/24 01:26:07] insidesources caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:56 towards level 53.
[09/16/24 01:31:56] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Wolf's tunic! Wolf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/24 01:32:02] SirBummelz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:54 towards level 72.
[09/16/24 01:45:42] HeavyPodda was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 22:25:58 from level 89.
[09/16/24 02:15:21] EddieT137 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:59:41 towards level 82.
[09/16/24 05:15:00] Artea's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Artea's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/24 05:52:20] ahmubashshir reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ahmubashshir's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/24 06:33:05] Khorne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:00:23 towards level 98.
[09/16/24 06:47:54] nax_ caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:01 towards level 42.
[09/16/24 08:02:01] yNos burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! yNos's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/16/24 08:10:22] jacob1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:01:11 towards level 95.
[09/16/24 08:30:52] ahmubashshir ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:32:48 from level 74.
[09/16/24 08:45:47] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:34:18 towards level 93.
[09/16/24 08:56:20] Ecko was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:30:54 towards level 84.
[09/16/24 09:00:12] The local wizard imbued idleneutral's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! idleneutral's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/24 10:14:15] pants was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:15:43 from level 85.
[09/16/24 10:18:55] blobdog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:21 towards level 65.
[09/16/24 10:49:20] Platonides found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:33:22 towards level 76.
[09/16/24 10:50:38] adamus1red reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! adamus1red's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/24 12:02:36] Kayn was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:40:46 towards level 61.
[09/16/24 12:28:02] CodeGeek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:52:23 towards level 89.
[09/16/24 12:38:01] root has dealt Diogenes a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:21:07 is added to Diogenes's clock.
[09/16/24 12:44:45] ZOTTA hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:23:04 towards level 84.
[09/16/24 13:09:46] Cockroach bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:40:19 towards level 58.
[09/16/24 13:12:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ungoliant's tunic! Ungoliant's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/16/24 13:23:44] DojShadow spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! DojShadow's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/16/24 13:29:00] ChowderKeg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:19:16 towards level 91.
[09/16/24 13:45:07] TimWolla bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:41:20 towards level 97.
[09/16/24 13:56:19] IFireflyl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:27:25 towards level 67.
[09/16/24 14:37:40] solarsparq was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:42:33 from level 74.
[09/16/24 15:11:50] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 14:39:00 towards level 83.
[09/16/24 15:17:24] slim was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:07:46 towards level 83.
[09/16/24 15:24:59] bsleep found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:56:10 towards level 85.
[09/16/24 15:30:22] d4n13L had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:36:49 towards level 84.
[09/16/24 15:37:29] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:40:23 towards level 79.
[09/16/24 15:51:52] gusto bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:24:49 towards level 79.
[09/16/24 15:59:34] Zed_Spiker was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:23:45 from level 64.
[09/16/24 16:06:49] Tangles found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:14:04 towards level 86.
[09/16/24 16:52:16] ambitious_sloth found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:24 towards level 44.
[09/16/24 17:27:25] hcf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:24 towards level 49.
[09/16/24 17:40:00] Minus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:36 towards level 81.
[09/16/24 18:10:32] Forud fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:37:28 from level 89.
[09/16/24 18:59:35] MadMan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:47:55 towards level 81.
[09/16/24 19:15:46] gradator got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:16:11 towards level 90.
[09/16/24 19:27:22] jabuxas got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:25 towards level 44.
[09/16/24 20:38:32] EddieT137 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:38:36 towards level 82.
[09/16/24 21:03:46] sky was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:14:42 towards level 91.
[09/16/24 21:18:50] BlueJay was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:37:02 towards level 64.
[09/16/24 21:24:10] Koffa discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:48:01 towards level 90.
[09/16/24 21:36:10] jaxson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:36 towards level 77.
[09/16/24 22:22:26] Gangsterish got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:39:48 towards level 66.
[09/16/24 22:39:43] gildarts fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:38:19 from level 82.
[09/16/24 22:54:21] brycec was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:46:35 from level 84.
[09/16/24 22:58:16] Paganel spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Paganel's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/16/24 23:01:50] blobdog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:07:45 towards level 65.
[09/16/24 23:05:51] lelu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:56:19 towards level 45.
[09/16/24 23:10:19] Fenrik was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:44 towards level 90.
[09/16/24 23:31:13] Platonides found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:38 towards level 76.
[09/16/24 23:53:37] canton7 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:48:44 towards level 84.
[09/17/24 00:13:21] jaxson spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jaxson's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/17/24 00:21:17] Aksej caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:07:32 towards level 85.
[09/17/24 00:48:07] keepmyshirt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:06 towards level 49.
[09/17/24 01:08:39] gryphus reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gryphus's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/24 01:15:25] Platonides bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:11 towards level 76.
[09/17/24 01:39:19] Cirdan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:55:24 towards level 93.
[09/17/24 01:51:19] Neil has dealt _sh a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:54:35 is added to _sh's clock.
[09/17/24 02:33:55] jayvee tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:42:29 towards level 83.
[09/17/24 02:39:05] idlegood hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:25:40 towards level 81.
[09/17/24 02:52:02] simple was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:48:26 towards level 85.
[09/17/24 03:43:25] Acolarh was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 04:06:51 from level 86.
[09/17/24 03:58:39] Kritzefitz ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:39:33 from level 87.
[09/17/24 04:10:07] pastly got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:19:44 from level 63.
[09/17/24 04:10:31] Xenthys found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:14:35 towards level 70.
[09/17/24 06:11:58] Cockroach was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:55:20 from level 58.
[09/17/24 06:42:39] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:05:48 towards level 81.
[09/17/24 06:53:54] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:46:51 towards level 88.
[09/17/24 08:07:37] dots ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:02 from level 44.
[09/17/24 08:16:39] adamus1red tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:15 towards level 86.
[09/17/24 08:29:06] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:17:07 towards level 92.
[09/17/24 09:01:31] The local wizard imbued tmberg's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! tmberg's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/24 09:54:22] ZOTTA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:30:31 towards level 84.
[09/17/24 11:06:57] cadfael discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:25:54 towards level 85.
[09/17/24 11:47:08] Forud found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:12 towards level 89.
[09/17/24 11:53:15] enteral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:40:51 towards level 73.
[09/17/24 11:58:05] BlueJay caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:44:40 towards level 64.
[09/17/24 12:38:07] The local wizard imbued Bluedog's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Bluedog's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/24 13:25:56] Theleveler reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Theleveler's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/17/24 13:38:31] SSLbits hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:12:49 towards level 79.
[09/17/24 13:44:41] ColonelPanic001 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:22:58 towards level 64.
[09/17/24 13:57:57] gendish was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:42:50 towards level 63.
[09/17/24 15:44:38] jaxson has dealt xbill a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:25:28 is added to xbill's clock.
[09/17/24 16:26:13] Bunny met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:23:13 from level 41.
[09/17/24 16:31:30] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:36:16 towards level 87.
[09/17/24 17:07:19] gideonstar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:40:34 towards level 67.
[09/17/24 17:44:32] KindOne caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:49:31 towards level 80.
[09/17/24 18:00:48] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:09:08 towards level 83.
[09/17/24 18:26:34] Gangsterish found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:53:08 towards level 66.
[09/17/24 19:27:30] allo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:54 towards level 91.
[09/17/24 21:05:04] f0zk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:04:55 towards level 49.
[09/17/24 21:39:53] cadfael was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:06:50 from level 85.
[09/17/24 21:54:25] scumola ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 14:46:12 from level 85.
[09/17/24 22:26:58] scornn has dealt t3chn0 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:05:57 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[09/17/24 22:45:25] shikhin got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:31:13 from level 92.
[09/17/24 22:47:53] root was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:11 from level 40.
[09/17/24 23:59:07] tmberg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:36:36 from level 80.
[09/18/24 00:14:47] Garg fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:15:02 from level 67.
[09/18/24 00:58:35] CodeGeek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:58:24 towards level 89.
[09/18/24 01:21:26] Lnk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:40:10 towards level 98.
[09/18/24 02:21:10] dwfreed was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:23:50 towards level 91.
[09/18/24 04:07:23] pastly was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:23:51 towards level 63.
[09/18/24 04:37:09] sparogy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:42:33 towards level 58.
[09/18/24 04:57:54] Cirdan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Cirdan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/18/24 05:34:57] crysis had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:18:23 towards level 72.
[09/18/24 06:23:05] Platonides had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:46 towards level 76.
[09/18/24 06:53:12] dyvonna reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dyvonna's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/24 07:06:24] vectr0n was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:22:27 towards level 74.
[09/18/24 07:52:37] The local wizard imbued gradator's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gradator's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/24 07:58:15] Blohsh's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Blohsh's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/24 09:33:05] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:36:58 towards level 88.
[09/18/24 09:44:57] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:14:21 towards level 79.
[09/18/24 10:05:05] d4n13L had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:03:23 towards level 84.
[09/18/24 10:29:03] Theleveler was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:25 towards level 88.
[09/18/24 10:33:58] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:42:41 towards level 93.
[09/18/24 12:01:59] The local wizard imbued jaxson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jaxson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/24 12:09:37] ahmubashshir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:50:30 towards level 74.
[09/18/24 12:11:28] Minus was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:17:22 towards level 81.
[09/18/24 12:22:41] Cockroach was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:46:00 from level 58.
[09/18/24 12:27:43] Techman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:56:48 towards level 93.
[09/18/24 12:29:19] ChowderKeg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:55:03 towards level 91.
[09/18/24 14:31:30] Gorek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:48:19 towards level 92.
[09/18/24 15:06:37] MetaNova was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:16:00 from level 87.
[09/18/24 15:08:23] Ka discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:53:26 towards level 37.
[09/18/24 15:23:26] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:08:18 towards level 89.
[09/18/24 15:37:04] hugga found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:28:16 towards level 73.
[09/18/24 15:45:19] KindOne bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:29:33 towards level 80.
[09/18/24 16:10:31] gildarts was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:54:08 towards level 82.
[09/18/24 16:24:08] Affliction was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:03 towards level 88.
[09/18/24 16:31:56] wille gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:32:17 towards level 67.
[09/18/24 16:54:13] Celediel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:25:13 towards level 65.
[09/18/24 17:47:43] RussellB was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:09:35 from level 88.
[09/18/24 17:49:19] IFireflyl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:34:35 towards level 67.
[09/18/24 17:51:14] soltys gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:14:54 towards level 94.
[09/18/24 17:52:41] Misza discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:37:14 towards level 77.
[09/18/24 18:17:13] cadfael was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:08:52 from level 85.
[09/18/24 19:27:30] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:30:28 towards level 86.
[09/18/24 19:34:33] fork's charm ate a bolt of lightning! fork's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/24 20:18:22] adamus1red was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:09 towards level 86.
[09/18/24 20:31:11] Kurenai was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:05:45 from level 81.
[09/18/24 20:56:08] Ka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:47:19 towards level 37.
[09/18/24 21:07:24] ponzu had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:14:24 towards level 50.
[09/18/24 21:30:15] BenDover was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:05:30 towards level 63.
[09/18/24 21:36:16] Affliction met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:37:07 from level 88.
[09/18/24 22:39:21] HeavyPodda hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:47:37 towards level 89.
[09/18/24 23:03:13] gildarts's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gildarts's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/18/24 23:09:57] enteral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:16:13 towards level 73.
[09/18/24 23:49:10] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:32:39 towards level 91.
[09/18/24 23:57:45] EddieT137 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:05 towards level 82.
[09/19/24 00:18:52] thatmint got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:36:47 from level 72.
[09/19/24 00:43:08] QxL tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:55 towards level 41.
[09/19/24 00:59:34] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:04:01 towards level 94.
[09/19/24 01:02:11] Cirdan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:40:26 from level 93.
[09/19/24 01:15:57] kptr fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:17:34 from level 89.
[09/19/24 02:14:19] cfjk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:49:08 from level 86.
[09/19/24 03:08:19] yano was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:24 towards level 90.
[09/19/24 03:49:19] brycec fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:57:43 from level 84.
[09/19/24 04:13:29] VonToutCourt was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:00:43 from level 91.
[09/19/24 04:35:48] Stevland tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:41:40 towards level 84.
[09/19/24 05:05:48] pfoley ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:47:25 from level 83.
[09/19/24 05:05:54] chadgpt has dealt crysis a Critical Strike! 9 days, 10:05:37 is added to crysis's clock.
[09/19/24 05:06:30] gradator was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:37 towards level 90.
[09/19/24 05:27:18] caeli reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! caeli's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/24 05:38:01] rawgreaze caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:52:04 towards level 83.
[09/19/24 06:00:13] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:32:12 towards level 91.
[09/19/24 06:13:02] hcf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:19:31 from level 50.
[09/19/24 06:43:23] idleneutral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:58:58 towards level 76.
[09/19/24 06:58:04] jacquesssss caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:37:02 towards level 58.
[09/19/24 07:50:40] rawgreaze walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:37:39 from level 83.
[09/19/24 09:43:31] Garg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:54:23 towards level 67.
[09/19/24 10:11:26] gradator was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:18:40 from level 90.
[09/19/24 11:40:45] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:52 towards level 96.
[09/19/24 11:48:26] ambitious_sloth's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ambitious_sloth's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/24 11:57:41] tomhek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:01:15 towards level 90.
[09/19/24 12:02:10] Xenthys was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:29:35 from level 70.
[09/19/24 12:20:03] Kachin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:28:40 towards level 79.
[09/19/24 12:32:12] soltys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:50:55 towards level 94.
[09/19/24 12:51:53] fstrelok was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:42:36 from level 69.
[09/19/24 13:47:11] caeli hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:45:59 towards level 92.
[09/19/24 13:48:50] TimeWarp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:30:45 towards level 81.
[09/19/24 13:58:35] kinus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:57:47 towards level 85.
[09/19/24 14:18:26] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:49:09 towards level 90.
[09/19/24 14:23:18] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:06:46 towards level 86.
[09/19/24 15:45:51] simple bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:52:48 towards level 85.
[09/19/24 15:51:41] The local wizard imbued happymeal's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! happymeal's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/24 15:54:59] Yarosh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:11:07 from level 83.
[09/19/24 16:43:10] Xenthys hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:27:04 towards level 70.
[09/19/24 16:43:13] chadgpt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:04 towards level 56.
[09/19/24 16:54:52] Kayn hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:04 towards level 61.
[09/19/24 17:03:27] MetaNova gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:49:13 towards level 87.
[09/19/24 18:05:01] thornrag's charm ate a bolt of lightning! thornrag's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/24 18:46:56] The local wizard imbued chadgpt's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! chadgpt's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/24 18:58:38] shikhin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:43 towards level 92.
[09/19/24 19:15:40] sky had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:30:31 towards level 91.
[09/19/24 19:49:40] Kurenai fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:25:44 from level 81.
[09/19/24 20:24:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gendish's tunic! gendish's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/24 20:40:54] wowbagger was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:15:39 towards level 68.
[09/19/24 20:56:29] kptr discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:45 towards level 89.
[09/19/24 21:05:25] TimeWarp slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! TimeWarp's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/19/24 21:10:36] koyaan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! koyaan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/19/24 21:16:10] apb was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:54:55 towards level 89.
[09/19/24 21:19:20] Fritzl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:21:07 towards level 50.
[09/19/24 21:28:23] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:32:09 towards level 89.
[09/19/24 21:34:09] EddieT137 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:55 towards level 82.
[09/19/24 21:38:55] yano found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 01:30:07 towards level 91.
[09/19/24 21:42:56] cadfael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:48:24 towards level 85.
[09/19/24 22:05:45] el had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:43:12 towards level 90.
[09/19/24 23:00:20] yang was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:11:44 from level 60.
[09/19/24 23:02:42] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:03:03 towards level 91.
[09/19/24 23:59:20] Ancalagon reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ancalagon's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/24 00:11:24] dbx12 has dealt apb a Critical Strike! 1 day, 23:09:24 is added to apb's clock.
[09/20/24 00:57:29] Fenrik was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 01:29:51 towards level 91.
[09/20/24 00:57:32] Fritzl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:09:28 towards level 50.
[09/20/24 01:12:24] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:43:52 towards level 83.
[09/20/24 03:11:00] popey ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:02:15 from level 64.
[09/20/24 03:30:33] caeli was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:43:51 from level 92.
[09/20/24 03:33:12] Khorne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:49:23 towards level 98.
[09/20/24 03:38:29] V was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:08:54 from level 92.
[09/20/24 03:45:55] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:31:38 towards level 93.
[09/20/24 04:14:58] Koffa burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Koffa's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/20/24 04:24:16] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:28:14 towards level 86.
[09/20/24 04:56:47] Varjatticus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:22 towards level 56.
[09/20/24 05:34:58] Matthew bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:45 towards level 70.
[09/20/24 05:39:38] ChowderKeg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:05:27 towards level 91.
[09/20/24 05:54:33] Dex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:09 towards level 60.
[09/20/24 06:36:07] alexlehm was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:38:02 from level 71.
[09/20/24 07:33:07] Nysdar was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:01:51 from level 87.
[09/20/24 07:36:05] Tenorman met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:47:46 from level 80.
[09/20/24 07:39:48] HollowWasp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:39:49 towards level 61.
[09/20/24 08:17:15] hugga reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! hugga's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/24 08:35:51] Artea was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:39 towards level 33.
[09/20/24 10:08:39] gradator gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:49 towards level 90.
[09/20/24 10:50:23] hcf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:29 towards level 50.
[09/20/24 11:02:26] dyvonna was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:14:52 towards level 86.
[09/20/24 11:23:02] Notir slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Notir's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/20/24 11:26:51] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:06:58 towards level 87.
[09/20/24 11:38:37] vegadark's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! vegadark's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/24 11:55:45] The local wizard imbued MadMan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! MadMan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/24 12:25:43] jabuxas had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:16 towards level 44.
[09/20/24 12:30:14] pyre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:52:21 towards level 91.
[09/20/24 12:30:32] Platonides was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:40:28 towards level 77.
[09/20/24 12:31:02] idlegood found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:38:05 towards level 81.
[09/20/24 12:35:06] hdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:18:37 towards level 97.
[09/20/24 12:39:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on drahthaar's tunic! drahthaar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/24 12:48:52] ambitious_sloth bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:28 towards level 45.
[09/20/24 12:50:28] Ancalagon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:44 towards level 70.
[09/20/24 12:51:32] jra fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:38:02 from level 55.
[09/20/24 13:15:24] Paganel found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:09:04 towards level 85.
[09/20/24 13:25:39] gildarts ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:52:05 from level 82.
[09/20/24 13:27:09] brycec was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:36:51 from level 84.
[09/20/24 14:08:56] simple got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:52 towards level 85.
[09/20/24 14:49:20] jaxson bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:38:01 towards level 78.
[09/20/24 14:51:54] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/24 15:14:41] EddieT137 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:20:33 from level 82.
[09/20/24 15:31:25] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:36:22 towards level 88.
[09/20/24 16:01:02] \dev\ice was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:43:39 from level 77.
[09/20/24 16:34:10] SSLbits found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:29 towards level 79.
[09/20/24 16:39:02] tswsl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:28:21 towards level 89.
[09/20/24 17:02:12] yano spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! yano's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/20/24 17:22:39] blobdog was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:44:18 from level 66.
[09/20/24 17:29:38] kadotux found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:42 towards level 52.
[09/20/24 18:26:34] ToeCheese was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:21 towards level 48.
[09/20/24 18:36:40] _sh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:01:49 towards level 96.
[09/20/24 18:55:44] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:59:23 towards level 88.
[09/20/24 19:16:37] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:40 towards level 96.
[09/20/24 19:32:32] simple reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! simple's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/20/24 19:51:29] Neil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:14:38 towards level 67.
[09/20/24 20:03:50] koyaan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:10:29 towards level 49.
[09/20/24 20:12:15] mordac was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:19:12 from level 89.
[09/20/24 20:18:02] popey walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:49:55 from level 64.
[09/20/24 20:40:21] jra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:06:56 from level 55.
[09/20/24 20:42:30] lelu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:15 towards level 46.
[09/20/24 20:47:29] zifnab06 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:51 from level 83.
[09/20/24 21:06:06] BastelBot got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:58:17 from level 92.
[09/20/24 21:36:26] Wam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:01:58 towards level 82.
[09/20/24 21:55:04] Bluedog walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:59:35 from level 84.
[09/20/24 23:11:37] Lord255 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:42:43 towards level 93.
[09/21/24 00:35:50] Techman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:35 towards level 93.
[09/21/24 00:38:52] d4n13L hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:45 towards level 84.
[09/21/24 00:47:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Aksej's tunic! Aksej's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/24 01:05:10] sky was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:35:24 from level 91.
[09/21/24 01:07:59] Platonides was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:56:12 towards level 77.
[09/21/24 01:14:07] Daikojun was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:28:15 from level 69.
[09/21/24 02:14:02] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:18:11 towards level 85.
[09/21/24 02:36:26] StalkR tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:55:30 towards level 89.
[09/21/24 02:48:20] thornrag was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 00:27:20 from level 85.
[09/21/24 02:52:09] adamus1red burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! adamus1red's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/21/24 03:14:01] kevkev was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:58:06 from level 61.
[09/21/24 03:29:11] ColonelPanic001 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:07 towards level 64.
[09/21/24 03:30:24] Ungoliant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:15:05 towards level 81.
[09/21/24 03:36:50] slim fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:15:39 from level 83.
[09/21/24 03:40:18] Bunny ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:02:57 from level 42.
[09/21/24 04:46:35] zuper was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:35:50 from level 57.
[09/21/24 05:30:10] HollowWasp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:28:50 from level 61.
[09/21/24 05:57:09] ambitious_sloth was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:19 from level 45.
[09/21/24 07:34:09] Kody found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:38:24 towards level 62.
[09/21/24 08:16:15] yNos reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! yNos's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/24 09:02:40] vectr0n had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:55:02 towards level 74.
[09/21/24 09:05:19] Nono was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:35 from level 13.
[09/21/24 09:08:29] CrashOverride found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:18:32 towards level 88.
[09/21/24 09:28:26] edo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:56:09 from level 49.
[09/21/24 09:40:23] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:37:47 towards level 87.
[09/21/24 09:52:17] Yarosh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:42:17 towards level 83.
[09/21/24 09:54:15] sco1 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sco1's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/21/24 09:56:45] thornrag had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:51:20 towards level 85.
[09/21/24 10:13:29] Ecko discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:02 towards level 84.
[09/21/24 10:29:34] RandomZero had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:01 towards level 33.
[09/21/24 10:41:20] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:19:15 towards level 95.
[09/21/24 11:33:13] ukleinek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:24:09 from level 88.
[09/21/24 11:49:54] Theleveler bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:34 towards level 88.
[09/21/24 12:50:56] Cockroach was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:31:15 towards level 58.
[09/21/24 13:03:56] Fischmiep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:57:35 towards level 58.
[09/21/24 14:25:11] HollowWasp walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:01:18 from level 61.
[09/21/24 14:28:06] damyan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:25:38 towards level 84.
[09/21/24 14:51:54] MetaNova ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:38:13 from level 87.
[09/21/24 15:03:13] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:57:53 towards level 88.
[09/21/24 15:42:53] Theleveler gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:01 towards level 88.
[09/21/24 16:01:55] tass ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:52:54 from level 67.
[09/21/24 16:24:20] vegadark bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:57:47 towards level 96.
[09/21/24 16:38:49] sparogy gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:36:57 towards level 58.
[09/21/24 18:23:30] Douwd was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:57 from level 40.
[09/21/24 18:50:25] enteral was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:48:47 from level 73.
[09/21/24 19:58:15] f0zk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:36 from level 49.
[09/21/24 20:32:30] spex bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:58:08 towards level 90.
[09/21/24 20:59:41] Theleveler was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:12:07 towards level 88.
[09/21/24 21:00:27] el ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:58:59 from level 90.
[09/21/24 22:14:16] Malvolio gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:07:06 towards level 68.
[09/21/24 22:54:10] ZOTTA fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:10:25 from level 84.
[09/21/24 23:06:07] Ungoliant was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:40:40 from level 81.
[09/21/24 23:07:47] The local wizard imbued Bluedog's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Bluedog's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/21/24 23:08:23] scumola had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:46:29 towards level 85.
[09/21/24 23:13:33] Blohsh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:51:24 towards level 63.
[09/21/24 23:22:14] slim's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! slim's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/21/24 23:41:49] drahthaar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:31:15 towards level 97.
[09/21/24 23:49:00] Tabmow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:52:16 towards level 80.
[09/22/24 00:51:15] solarsparq was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:36:31 from level 74.
[09/22/24 01:17:53] freeboson's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! freeboson's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/22/24 01:19:47] Acolarh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:38:26 towards level 86.
[09/22/24 01:22:12] The local wizard imbued Neil's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Neil's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/24 02:46:16] insidesources found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:19:56 towards level 54.
[09/22/24 03:39:31] damyan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:15:21 from level 84.
[09/22/24 03:43:59] Raithmir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:00 towards level 46.
[09/22/24 03:47:18] figment hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:37:54 towards level 52.
[09/22/24 03:51:13] Lord255 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:39:17 towards level 93.
[09/22/24 04:53:23] wille was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:04:21 from level 67.
[09/22/24 05:23:16] Ancalagon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:07:44 towards level 71.
[09/22/24 05:26:23] ColonelPanic001 has dealt Matthew a Critical Strike! 10 days, 17:58:56 is added to Matthew's clock.
[09/22/24 05:41:55] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:07:31 towards level 82.
[09/22/24 05:50:57] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:54:08 towards level 88.
[09/22/24 06:14:13] jayvee was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:12:39 from level 83.
[09/22/24 06:37:36] solarsparq caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:11:20 towards level 74.
[09/22/24 06:45:29] Tabmow slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Tabmow's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/22/24 07:17:33] Cirdan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:49:20 towards level 93.
[09/22/24 07:26:53] Crazycatlady got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:57:48 from level 92.
[09/22/24 07:33:43] TheSilentLink tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:33:44 towards level 78.
[09/22/24 09:10:11] Varjatticus ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:25:21 from level 56.
[09/22/24 09:11:02] GilbertErik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 11:09:31 towards level 74.
[09/22/24 09:43:41] Cockroach's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Cockroach's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/24 09:57:18] Fenrik was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:32:37 from level 91.
[09/22/24 10:03:50] Misza has dealt Dex a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:26:08 is added to Dex's clock.
[09/22/24 10:21:30] \dev\ice was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:22:19 towards level 77.
[09/22/24 10:44:22] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:28:41 towards level 82.
[09/22/24 10:55:37] Techman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:47 towards level 93.
[09/22/24 11:16:50] adamus1red ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:57:37 from level 86.
[09/22/24 11:19:53] Ungoliant was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:51:19 towards level 81.
[09/22/24 11:22:36] Minus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:02 towards level 81.
[09/22/24 11:27:25] Asara burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Asara's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/22/24 11:28:04] Wam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:08:03 towards level 82.
[09/22/24 12:53:51] zbe got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:59:58 towards level 99.
[09/22/24 13:11:36] nya ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:42:38 from level 87.
[09/22/24 13:51:59] kevkev got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:29 towards level 61.
[09/22/24 14:35:41] Artea has dealt yano a Critical Strike! 7 days, 21:17:48 is added to yano's clock.
[09/22/24 14:41:03] canton7 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:25:13 towards level 84.
[09/22/24 14:50:30] urfe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:58 towards level 33.
[09/22/24 15:19:36] Notir slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Notir's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/22/24 15:25:35] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:17:48 towards level 84.
[09/22/24 15:27:33] gendish found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:07:15 towards level 63.
[09/22/24 15:53:52] CompanionCube found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:47:35 towards level 91.
[09/22/24 15:54:04] gideonstar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:44:04 towards level 67.
[09/22/24 16:00:48] jaxson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:08:32 towards level 78.
[09/22/24 16:50:16] scornn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:10 towards level 70.
[09/22/24 16:56:02] pwae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:25:56 towards level 88.
[09/22/24 17:09:56] zifnab06 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:35:22 towards level 84.
[09/22/24 18:09:17] Ravenloft burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Ravenloft's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/22/24 18:12:51] Kurenai found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:58 towards level 81.
[09/22/24 18:18:37] RandomZero was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:16 towards level 34.
[09/22/24 18:23:05] jayvee's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jayvee's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/24 18:36:36] gryphus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:15:57 towards level 54.
[09/22/24 18:47:14] Fischmiep bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:02:17 towards level 58.
[09/22/24 18:54:23] sco1 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:32:12 towards level 61.
[09/22/24 18:55:35] Bluedog tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:03:13 towards level 84.
[09/22/24 20:00:06] dots found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:07 towards level 45.
[09/22/24 20:01:00] wille had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:09:06 towards level 67.
[09/22/24 21:01:28] spex ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:23:40 from level 90.
[09/22/24 21:25:41] Puff was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:25:20 from level 85.
[09/22/24 22:29:58] ToeCheese's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ToeCheese's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/24 23:06:46] scumola reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! scumola's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/22/24 23:19:32] pfoley was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:48:13 towards level 83.
[09/22/24 23:25:13] Wam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:46:20 towards level 82.
[09/22/24 23:37:16] BenDover spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! BenDover's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/23/24 00:09:19] Notir ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:05:00 from level 85.
[09/23/24 00:38:45] CodeGeek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:26:03 towards level 89.
[09/23/24 01:00:08] ahmubashshir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:58:55 towards level 74.
[09/23/24 02:58:35] gusto was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:58:24 towards level 79.
[09/23/24 03:52:20] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:08:38 towards level 93.
[09/23/24 04:01:53] pwae was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:59:04 from level 88.
[09/23/24 04:18:31] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:03:31 towards level 88.
[09/23/24 04:22:38] The local wizard imbued Stevland's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Stevland's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/24 04:22:56] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:42:30 from level 86.
[09/23/24 04:41:55] Fehu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 09:43:53 towards level 78.
[09/23/24 05:02:14] buzel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:40:14 towards level 89.
[09/23/24 05:14:20] tswsl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:48 towards level 89.
[09/23/24 05:20:34] freeboson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:19 towards level 89.
[09/23/24 05:25:14] gideonstar has dealt kptr a Critical Strike! 19 days, 08:13:02 is added to kptr's clock.
[09/23/24 05:30:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on wowbagger's tunic! wowbagger's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/24 05:55:36] Raithmir was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:26:23 towards level 46.
[09/23/24 07:31:04] vegadark was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:08:30 towards level 96.
[09/23/24 08:14:02] nax hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:24 towards level 47.
[09/23/24 08:19:25] bg's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! bg's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/24 09:43:36] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:00 towards level 86.
[09/23/24 09:44:52] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:58 towards level 94.
[09/23/24 09:58:59] Wolf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:35:28 towards level 94.
[09/23/24 10:14:46] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on TimWolla's tunic! TimWolla's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/24 10:57:43] The local wizard imbued CptKillmor's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CptKillmor's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/24 11:09:00] Kritzefitz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:23:03 towards level 88.
[09/23/24 11:17:21] freeboson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:18:30 towards level 89.
[09/23/24 11:55:13] Celediel's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Celediel's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/24 11:58:49] hcf walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:40:12 from level 50.
[09/23/24 13:49:34] Mat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:28 towards level 71.
[09/23/24 14:22:18] Pinkman was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:29:39 from level 87.
[09/23/24 14:23:15] xbill ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:58:53 from level 91.
[09/23/24 15:02:24] Ungoliant had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:53:34 towards level 81.
[09/23/24 15:44:59] scumola's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! scumola's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/24 15:49:43] tmberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:37:17 towards level 80.
[09/23/24 15:50:28] BenDover was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:58:00 from level 64.
[09/23/24 16:57:00] vectr0n found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:09:52 towards level 74.
[09/23/24 17:08:39] thatmint caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:03 towards level 72.
[09/23/24 17:18:47] Fischmiep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:44:29 towards level 58.
[09/23/24 17:28:07] tomhek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:30:36 towards level 90.
[09/23/24 17:40:14] Fenrik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:19:02 towards level 91.
[09/23/24 18:42:31] yNos found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:37:35 towards level 86.
[09/23/24 19:40:43] Omega had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:40:44 towards level 82.
[09/23/24 20:10:26] pastly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:52:23 from level 63.
[09/23/24 20:25:54] canton7 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:13:46 from level 84.
[09/23/24 20:29:34] ambitious_sloth slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ambitious_sloth's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/23/24 21:46:39] jaxson's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jaxson's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/23/24 23:31:13] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:05:35 towards level 82.
[09/24/24 00:06:17] pastly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:10:23 from level 63.
[09/24/24 00:20:49] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:40:39 towards level 89.
[09/24/24 00:34:37] BastelBot fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:57:33 from level 92.
[09/24/24 00:50:51] hiod was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:21:55 from level 58.
[09/24/24 00:51:54] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:40:48 towards level 90.
[09/24/24 00:55:22] idlegood bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:15:34 towards level 81.
[09/24/24 01:05:46] SirNeo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:58:28 towards level 73.
[09/24/24 01:11:41] Kody had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:51 towards level 62.
[09/24/24 01:22:44] hdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:15:32 towards level 97.
[09/24/24 01:29:16] DrinkyBird got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:27:25 towards level 93.
[09/24/24 01:30:40] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:23:46 towards level 90.
[09/24/24 01:33:41] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:41:04 towards level 83.
[09/24/24 02:15:23] KindOne was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:00:34 from level 80.
[09/24/24 02:45:37] MetaNova was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:08:07 towards level 87.
[09/24/24 03:10:34] kevkev was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:45:07 towards level 61.
[09/24/24 04:04:35] bookworm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:51:11 towards level 83.
[09/24/24 04:14:32] Nuae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:11:35 towards level 80.
[09/24/24 04:26:26] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:53:43 towards level 90.
[09/24/24 04:44:46] CornFly burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CornFly's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/24 04:46:22] Khorne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:29:33 towards level 98.
[09/24/24 05:09:58] chadgpt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:56 towards level 56.
[09/24/24 05:29:13] gildarts had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:30:37 towards level 82.
[09/24/24 05:34:02] popey burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! popey's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/24 05:42:10] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:00:37 towards level 92.
[09/24/24 05:51:31] TheSilentLink met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:28:38 from level 78.
[09/24/24 05:52:55] ambitious_sloth found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:45 towards level 46.
[09/24/24 07:07:53] bsleep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:31:26 towards level 85.
[09/24/24 07:13:59] Nuae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:17:46 towards level 80.
[09/24/24 08:26:10] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:10:19 towards level 89.
[09/24/24 08:53:12] f0zk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:38 towards level 50.
[09/24/24 09:05:42] Sario was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:55:00 towards level 76.
[09/24/24 09:08:52] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:37:52 towards level 90.
[09/24/24 09:26:57] Dex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:47:11 towards level 61.
[09/24/24 09:46:44] Stevland's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Stevland's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/24 10:25:58] The local wizard imbued Puff's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Puff's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/24 10:50:21] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:49:21 towards level 89.
[09/24/24 10:53:01] tmberg slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! tmberg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/24 11:24:58] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:08:36 towards level 87.
[09/24/24 11:48:22] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:56:31 towards level 81.
[09/24/24 14:14:05] TheSilentLink discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:03:35 towards level 78.
[09/24/24 14:38:49] kptr found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 20:52:14 towards level 90.
[09/24/24 14:45:33] vectr0n met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:53:14 from level 74.
[09/24/24 14:53:08] The local wizard imbued thornrag's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! thornrag's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/24 15:26:32] Cockroach was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:56 towards level 58.
[09/24/24 15:53:52] nn2407's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! nn2407's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/24 15:54:43] particleflux was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:31:08 towards level 66.
[09/24/24 16:03:58] apb discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:20:45 towards level 89.
[09/24/24 16:25:01] Lnk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:26:05 from level 98.
[09/24/24 16:26:35] BastelBot got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:29:03 towards level 92.
[09/24/24 16:54:24] wille got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:43:02 towards level 67.
[09/24/24 17:48:00] kadotux caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:28 towards level 52.
[09/24/24 18:15:15] sco1 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:47:27 towards level 61.
[09/24/24 18:18:04] ChowderKeg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:06:51 towards level 91.
[09/24/24 18:35:18] Anahi'i found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:33 towards level 31.
[09/24/24 19:07:28] TimWolla's charm ate a bolt of lightning! TimWolla's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/24 19:19:31] Kachin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:28:14 towards level 79.
[09/24/24 19:29:43] Fenrik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:30:09 towards level 91.
[09/24/24 19:57:26] enteral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:05:04 towards level 73.
[09/24/24 20:00:51] fstrelok hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:07:10 towards level 69.
[09/24/24 20:30:14] muirrum caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:15:52 towards level 68.
[09/24/24 20:52:32] lelu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:23:21 towards level 47.
[09/24/24 21:01:34] CornFly tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:21:11 towards level 87.
[09/24/24 21:07:03] Fischmiep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:51:22 towards level 58.
[09/24/24 21:16:15] heisenbug discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:05:48 towards level 93.
[09/24/24 21:18:33] kinus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:37:06 towards level 85.
[09/24/24 21:36:00] hcf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:37:58 towards level 50.
[09/24/24 21:39:18] Ungoliant met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:58:33 from level 81.
[09/24/24 21:58:44] zuper was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:53:41 from level 57.
[09/24/24 22:05:53] Koffa's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Koffa's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/24 22:17:14] Kurenai ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:18:02 from level 82.
[09/24/24 22:29:23] Cockroach found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:31 towards level 58.
[09/24/24 22:46:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Douwd's tunic! Douwd's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/24 22:51:17] SirNeo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:15:57 from level 73.
[09/24/24 22:57:58] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:54:54 towards level 88.
[09/25/24 00:54:39] Varjatticus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:25 towards level 56.
[09/25/24 01:04:59] Raithmir was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:00:56 from level 47.
[09/25/24 01:09:09] Celediel was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:34:11 towards level 65.
[09/25/24 01:18:41] sam tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:07:22 towards level 85.
[09/25/24 01:22:37] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:12:49 towards level 81.
[09/25/24 02:25:10] gradator found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:55:07 towards level 90.
[09/25/24 03:22:28] HollowWasp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:40:55 towards level 61.
[09/25/24 03:47:08] HollowWasp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:33 towards level 61.
[09/25/24 04:41:02] benzo was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:14:19 from level 45.
[09/25/24 06:28:47] hiod found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:41:30 towards level 59.
[09/25/24 06:39:49] yang gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:17 towards level 60.
[09/25/24 06:40:01] scumola spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! scumola's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/25/24 06:40:19] Forud has dealt muirrum a Critical Strike! 9 days, 23:13:50 is added to muirrum's clock.
[09/25/24 07:40:16] Puff had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:37:04 towards level 85.
[09/25/24 07:48:13] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:50:06 towards level 88.
[09/25/24 08:04:14] Ungoliant found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:36:48 towards level 81.
[09/25/24 08:10:10] CompanionCube was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:07:18 towards level 91.
[09/25/24 08:31:37] idleneutral has dealt edo a Critical Strike! 1 day, 18:04:41 is added to edo's clock.
[09/25/24 09:12:54] Lnk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:17:13 from level 98.
[09/25/24 10:25:33] tswsl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:07 towards level 89.
[09/25/24 10:36:54] zifnab06's charm ate a bolt of lightning! zifnab06's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/24 10:55:59] Bunny was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:11:16 from level 43.
[09/25/24 12:29:26] dbx12 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:08:08 towards level 75.
[09/25/24 12:45:33] Sombra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:33:35 towards level 92.
[09/25/24 12:59:13] thatmint got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:31 towards level 72.
[09/25/24 13:21:56] anarcat ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:11 from level 92.
[09/25/24 13:25:48] Nuae bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:32:49 towards level 80.
[09/25/24 13:45:12] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:25:28 towards level 79.
[09/25/24 13:48:06] Platonides fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:53:52 from level 77.
[09/25/24 14:24:59] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on zbe's tunic! zbe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/24 14:27:57] Wolf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:13:27 towards level 94.
[09/25/24 14:34:20] Fehu discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 11:48:49 towards level 78.
[09/25/24 14:45:06] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:18:06 towards level 83.
[09/25/24 14:45:12] edo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:51:56 from level 50.
[09/25/24 15:53:27] d4n13L hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:39 towards level 84.
[09/25/24 17:07:34] Omega found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:28 towards level 82.
[09/25/24 17:14:33] pfoley bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:07:19 towards level 83.
[09/25/24 17:24:54] Varjatticus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:20:20 towards level 56.
[09/25/24 17:55:09] Jens had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:31 towards level 79.
[09/25/24 17:55:45] bsleep was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:36:06 from level 86.
[09/25/24 18:02:26] Mat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:27:12 from level 72.
[09/25/24 18:09:22] ColonelPanic001 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:54:02 towards level 65.
[09/25/24 18:15:30] Koffa ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:02:42 from level 90.
[09/25/24 19:12:48] Malvolio discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:35 towards level 68.
[09/25/24 19:21:11] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:05:57 towards level 92.
[09/25/24 19:26:49] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:53:29 towards level 88.
[09/25/24 19:31:44] enteral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:18:55 towards level 73.
[09/25/24 19:41:16] f0zk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:14 towards level 50.
[09/25/24 20:05:51] pfoley hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:56:11 towards level 83.
[09/25/24 21:00:57] The local wizard imbued "\@_'s pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! "\@_'s set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/24 22:32:08] hiod spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! hiod's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/25/24 23:03:25] Enapiuz hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:06 towards level 35.
[09/25/24 23:06:41] Xenthys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:18 towards level 70.
[09/25/24 23:38:01] insidesources was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:00:19 from level 54.
[09/25/24 23:39:53] caeli was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:04:30 from level 92.
[09/25/24 23:47:30] slim was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:04:02 towards level 83.
[09/26/24 00:22:18] cadfael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:37:26 towards level 85.
[09/26/24 00:23:36] Dex ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:03:47 from level 61.
[09/26/24 00:57:15] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:33:55 towards level 87.
[09/26/24 00:58:06] Minus tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:45:49 towards level 82.
[09/26/24 02:35:21] kptr found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:18:48 towards level 90.
[09/26/24 02:37:39] anarcat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! anarcat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/24 02:40:25] Kritzefitz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:46:28 towards level 88.
[09/26/24 02:45:20] _sh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:22 towards level 96.
[09/26/24 02:47:18] The local wizard imbued \dev\ice's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! \dev\ice's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/24 03:04:37] dots was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:37:27 from level 46.
[09/26/24 05:22:52] chadgpt ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:07 from level 56.
[09/26/24 05:32:09] medivh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:02 towards level 61.
[09/26/24 06:02:19] Douwd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:02:23 towards level 42.
[09/26/24 06:04:41] gusto discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:42:56 towards level 79.
[09/26/24 06:06:35] pastly bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:34:13 towards level 63.
[09/26/24 06:36:35] VonToutCourt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:42:24 towards level 91.
[09/26/24 07:17:03] _sh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:46:08 towards level 96.
[09/26/24 07:29:21] dxrt was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:06:38 towards level 60.
[09/26/24 07:36:51] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:24:15 towards level 99.
[09/26/24 08:34:31] hugga was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:24 towards level 73.
[09/26/24 08:48:56] muirrum met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:45:03 from level 68.
[09/26/24 09:03:03] wowbagger tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:19 towards level 68.
[09/26/24 10:06:55] V got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:54:33 from level 92.
[09/26/24 11:21:58] HollowWasp spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! HollowWasp's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/26/24 12:10:33] yang found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:53 towards level 60.
[09/26/24 12:57:13] jayvee bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:46:57 towards level 83.
[09/26/24 13:03:03] Wam ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:41:26 from level 82.
[09/26/24 13:28:06] Yarosh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 06:33:36 towards level 83.
[09/26/24 13:58:32] wille's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! wille's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/24 14:12:58] yano was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 00:07:15 from level 91.
[09/26/24 15:18:58] ukleinek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ukleinek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/24 15:23:32] tomhek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! tomhek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/24 15:30:49] rawgreaze was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:30:09 towards level 84.
[09/26/24 16:52:43] rawgreaze found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:49:29 towards level 84.
[09/26/24 17:04:56] f0zk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:43 towards level 50.
[09/26/24 18:09:35] Tenorman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:34:51 towards level 80.
[09/26/24 18:28:53] RandomZero found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:02 towards level 37.
[09/26/24 18:42:00] Notir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:44 towards level 85.
[09/26/24 18:46:07] Pinkman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:09:17 towards level 88.
[09/26/24 20:06:43] Kurenai met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 06:06:54 from level 82.
[09/26/24 20:25:01] Paganel's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Paganel's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/26/24 20:43:32] cadfael was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:58:32 towards level 85.
[09/26/24 21:12:00] Nono had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:59 towards level 33.
[09/26/24 22:13:15] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:22 towards level 98.
[09/26/24 22:17:43] KindOne was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:49:04 towards level 80.
[09/26/24 23:35:37] ahmubashshir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:23:04 towards level 74.
[09/26/24 23:39:35] drahthaar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:05:42 from level 97.
[09/27/24 00:05:04] The local wizard imbued Pinkman's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Pinkman's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/24 00:26:22] pfoley's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! pfoley's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/24 01:40:55] Kody ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:27:45 from level 62.
[09/27/24 01:55:29] The local wizard imbued yang's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! yang's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/24 02:25:55] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:36 towards level 92.
[09/27/24 02:36:40] el has dealt apb a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:23:20 is added to apb's clock.
[09/27/24 02:50:04] Crazycatlady gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:06:49 towards level 92.
[09/27/24 03:23:54] gradator was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:33 towards level 90.
[09/27/24 04:04:47] thatmint reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! thatmint's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/24 04:26:15] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:28:59 towards level 89.
[09/27/24 05:53:11] f0zk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:52 towards level 50.
[09/27/24 06:01:56] ColonelPanic001 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:42:28 towards level 65.
[09/27/24 06:05:48] gradator tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:02:33 towards level 90.
[09/27/24 06:51:07] Lord255 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:04:37 towards level 93.
[09/27/24 07:00:25] hcf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:01 towards level 50.
[09/27/24 07:11:07] t3chn0 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:46:29 towards level 87.
[09/27/24 07:16:15] V was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:30:22 towards level 92.
[09/27/24 07:18:42] QxL was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:49 towards level 44.
[09/27/24 07:21:55] IFireflyl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:58:59 towards level 67.
[09/27/24 07:42:19] slim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:34 towards level 83.
[09/27/24 08:33:23] ChowderKeg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:47 towards level 91.
[09/27/24 08:36:48] solarsparq got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:46:29 towards level 74.
[09/27/24 08:51:10] drahthaar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:15:24 towards level 97.
[09/27/24 08:55:47] Minus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:54:30 towards level 82.
[09/27/24 09:02:43] Tangles was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:12:33 from level 87.
[09/27/24 09:18:02] kevkev bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:17:00 towards level 62.
[09/27/24 09:55:39] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:09 towards level 90.
[09/27/24 10:04:29] gradator met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:44:18 from level 90.
[09/27/24 10:28:30] thatmint tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:05:15 towards level 73.
[09/27/24 10:49:07] CodeGeek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:10:48 from level 89.
[09/27/24 10:49:19] jaxson discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:18:28 towards level 78.
[09/27/24 10:50:50] RussellB gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:21:30 towards level 88.
[09/27/24 10:55:39] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gradator's tunic! gradator's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/24 11:21:04] Pinkman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:10:21 towards level 88.
[09/27/24 11:39:09] fork burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! fork's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/27/24 11:56:26] xbill was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 02:38:58 from level 91.
[09/27/24 11:58:11] TimeWarp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:50:53 towards level 81.
[09/27/24 12:37:10] koyaan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:40:05 towards level 49.
[09/27/24 13:16:18] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:58:40 towards level 91.
[09/27/24 14:07:28] Kody found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:06 towards level 62.
[09/27/24 14:11:05] OobSaco was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:21:24 towards level 64.
[09/27/24 14:20:01] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:14:50 towards level 92.
[09/27/24 14:20:56] particleflux had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:45:56 towards level 66.
[09/27/24 14:39:01] Zed_Spiker was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:45:17 towards level 65.
[09/27/24 16:25:17] Ka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:03:46 towards level 37.
[09/27/24 16:34:05] Cockroach ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:57:17 from level 59.
[09/27/24 17:04:10] bsleep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:07:55 towards level 86.
[09/27/24 17:21:33] crysis reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! crysis's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/24 17:39:59] Gorek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:39:36 towards level 92.
[09/27/24 18:04:02] Paganel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:37:23 towards level 85.
[09/27/24 19:45:15] lelu's charm ate a bolt of lightning! lelu's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/24 19:56:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Dex's tunic! Dex's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/27/24 20:18:39] Garg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:55 towards level 67.
[09/27/24 20:45:13] jaxson was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:53:28 from level 78.
[09/27/24 22:32:11] muirrum had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:31:09 towards level 68.
[09/27/24 23:12:57] adamus1red found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 05:51:23 towards level 87.
[09/27/24 23:13:39] blobdog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:26:52 towards level 66.
[09/27/24 23:30:01] Misza was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:47 towards level 77.
[09/27/24 23:52:58] Techman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:18:53 towards level 94.
[09/28/24 01:30:15] Khorne was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:50:09 from level 98.
[09/28/24 01:38:48] root was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:57 towards level 43.
[09/28/24 02:02:44] Anahi'i got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:48 towards level 35.
[09/28/24 02:20:37] dwfreed discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:57:10 towards level 91.
[09/28/24 03:10:11] CompanionCube burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CompanionCube's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/28/24 03:25:04] Jackling's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Jackling's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/28/24 03:51:16] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:45:19 towards level 86.
[09/28/24 04:05:02] heaton found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:48 towards level 29.
[09/28/24 04:08:42] Gangsterish bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:54 towards level 66.
[09/28/24 04:20:55] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:53:32 towards level 93.
[09/28/24 05:18:08] Jens got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:19:09 from level 79.
[09/28/24 05:31:26] ponzu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:56 towards level 51.
[09/28/24 06:44:51] tswsl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:59 towards level 89.
[09/28/24 06:59:01] enteral was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:19:17 towards level 73.
[09/28/24 07:16:18] kadotux was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:35:01 from level 53.
[09/28/24 07:43:22] canton7 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:44:00 from level 84.
[09/28/24 08:20:08] jra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:21 towards level 55.
[09/28/24 08:30:29] muirrum bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:21:13 towards level 68.
[09/28/24 09:02:47] BlueJay tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:46:46 towards level 64.
[09/28/24 10:13:11] urfe found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:38 towards level 38.
[09/28/24 10:37:12] yang got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:13:55 towards level 61.
[09/28/24 10:53:31] Techman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:44:12 towards level 94.
[09/28/24 11:28:23] Omega had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:58:43 towards level 82.
[09/28/24 11:31:15] RussellB fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:50:03 from level 88.
[09/28/24 11:34:49] canton7 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:55:56 from level 84.
[09/28/24 11:40:18] kinus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:44 towards level 85.
[09/28/24 11:41:42] bobvador found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:23:35 towards level 85.
[09/28/24 11:52:27] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:13:43 towards level 88.
[09/28/24 12:00:41] allo was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:38:19 from level 92.
[09/28/24 12:36:00] Omega's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Omega's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/24 12:44:53] Thorael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 00:52:54 towards level 87.
[09/28/24 13:03:58] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:22:40 towards level 97.
[09/28/24 13:14:52] ahmubashshir ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:33:49 from level 74.
[09/28/24 13:41:18] n0ssh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:59:32 towards level 62.
[09/28/24 13:55:51] Zed_Spiker tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:30 towards level 65.
[09/28/24 14:08:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Fenrik's tunic! Fenrik's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/24 14:16:30] jaxson's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jaxson's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/28/24 14:34:31] ToeCheese discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:51:31 towards level 50.
[09/28/24 14:59:51] CptKillmor discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:49:24 towards level 41.
[09/28/24 16:19:35] nathan was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:27:34 towards level 66.
[09/28/24 16:23:16] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:49:07 towards level 94.
[09/28/24 16:46:07] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:41 towards level 90.
[09/28/24 16:53:08] Fehu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:14:16 towards level 78.
[09/28/24 17:39:02] hax404 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:09:53 towards level 86.
[09/28/24 17:45:01] _sh found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:51 towards level 96.
[09/28/24 19:18:43] bg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:23:40 towards level 90.
[09/28/24 19:57:02] Crazycatlady found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:49:24 towards level 92.
[09/28/24 20:35:06] Kurenai was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:47:13 towards level 82.
[09/28/24 21:29:49] Techman's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Techman's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/29/24 01:03:11] gendish gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:43 towards level 63.
[09/29/24 01:40:39] MELOONi spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! MELOONi's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/29/24 01:44:10] Aksej caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:06:05 towards level 85.
[09/29/24 02:50:06] ambitious_sloth ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:24 from level 47.
[09/29/24 03:12:36] brycec ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:11:08 from level 84.
[09/29/24 03:30:22] figment was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:46:24 from level 52.
[09/29/24 03:32:44] ZOTTA ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:07:58 from level 84.
[09/29/24 05:03:47] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:17:47 towards level 87.
[09/29/24 05:10:37] zuper hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:01 towards level 57.
[09/29/24 06:08:41] gusto found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:43 towards level 79.
[09/29/24 06:15:43] TimWolla found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:40:13 towards level 97.
[09/29/24 06:26:22] Bluedog got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:31:12 from level 84.
[09/29/24 06:41:53] gusto found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:08 towards level 79.
[09/29/24 06:47:58] Reilly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Reilly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/24 07:03:38] Techman fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:14:25 from level 94.
[09/29/24 08:26:40] enteral caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:35:22 towards level 73.
[09/29/24 08:34:55] bg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:45:28 towards level 90.
[09/29/24 09:35:08] particleflux hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:12:02 towards level 66.
[09/29/24 09:39:54] edo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:00 towards level 50.
[09/29/24 10:08:08] Crazycatlady was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:09 towards level 92.
[09/29/24 10:23:45] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on figment's tunic! figment's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/24 11:07:24] vectr0n met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:53:56 from level 74.
[09/29/24 11:21:22] MELOONi ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:37:57 from level 84.
[09/29/24 12:02:42] wowbagger walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:52:34 from level 68.
[09/29/24 12:51:43] MELOONi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:26:25 towards level 84.
[09/29/24 13:42:30] Yarosh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 14:20:04 from level 83.
[09/29/24 14:20:10] Neil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:52 towards level 67.
[09/29/24 14:39:53] SSLbits walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 03:47:41 from level 80.
[09/29/24 16:04:27] dxrt slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! dxrt's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/29/24 16:13:26] \dev\ice was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:55:59 towards level 78.
[09/29/24 17:05:39] rawgreaze was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:15:26 towards level 84.
[09/29/24 17:12:47] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:51:49 towards level 89.
[09/29/24 17:14:47] slim walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:29:26 from level 83.
[09/29/24 17:37:01] sc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:12:04 towards level 98.
[09/29/24 17:46:12] heisenbug was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:25:00 towards level 93.
[09/29/24 17:59:13] bg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:22:23 from level 90.
[09/29/24 18:13:08] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:02:32 towards level 86.
[09/29/24 18:26:26] Infinity was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:10 towards level 33.
[09/29/24 18:27:20] \dev\ice has dealt zifnab06 a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:32:40 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[09/29/24 19:26:19] crysis's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! crysis's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/24 19:49:15] keepmyshirt was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:07:46 towards level 50.
[09/29/24 20:12:46] sky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:03:47 towards level 91.
[09/29/24 20:42:47] The local wizard imbued shady's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! shady's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/29/24 21:13:23] MadMan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:26:14 towards level 81.
[09/29/24 21:32:32] kinus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:17 towards level 85.
[09/29/24 21:45:48] idleevil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:08:30 towards level 81.
[09/29/24 23:18:05] Koffa has dealt sc a Critical Strike! 7 days, 06:35:52 is added to sc's clock.
[09/29/24 23:34:09] shikhin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:47:31 towards level 93.
[09/30/24 00:10:25] RussellB found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:09 towards level 88.
[09/30/24 00:11:22] scumola bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:08:59 towards level 85.
[09/30/24 00:17:36] Ancalagon was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:12:28 towards level 71.
[09/30/24 00:50:05] Platonides tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:25:26 towards level 77.
[09/30/24 00:54:09] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:48:43 towards level 81.
[09/30/24 01:45:21] benzo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:05 towards level 45.
[09/30/24 02:22:52] washclof was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:50:00 towards level 99.
[09/30/24 02:24:52] keepmyshirt slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! keepmyshirt's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/30/24 02:32:46] _sh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:13 towards level 96.
[09/30/24 02:41:57] cadfael caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:38:18 towards level 85.
[09/30/24 03:15:12] Bunny was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:20:43 from level 44.
[09/30/24 04:46:54] gradator fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:39:29 from level 90.
[09/30/24 05:18:17] The local wizard imbued idlegood's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! idlegood's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/24 05:25:07] shikhin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:37:17 towards level 93.
[09/30/24 05:51:58] _sh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! _sh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/24 05:57:42] enteral has dealt nax_ a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:37:58 is added to nax_'s clock.
[09/30/24 06:27:53] fstrelok was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:31:49 from level 69.
[09/30/24 06:43:34] BlueJay found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:09 towards level 64.
[09/30/24 07:07:28] DojShadow ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:24:12 from level 61.
[09/30/24 07:07:34] thornrag reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! thornrag's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/24 07:39:24] jaxson's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jaxson's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/24 08:00:24] koyaan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:04 towards level 50.
[09/30/24 08:13:30] scornn got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:29:49 from level 71.
[09/30/24 08:14:45] VonToutCourt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:01 towards level 91.
[09/30/24 09:47:55] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:49:45 towards level 83.
[09/30/24 11:00:23] Tabmow found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:22:51 towards level 80.
[09/30/24 11:26:33] caeli found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:12:28 towards level 92.
[09/30/24 12:26:07] JigmeDatse was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:47:43 towards level 68.
[09/30/24 12:46:12] kevkev's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! kevkev's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/24 12:59:16] Artea ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:47 from level 40.
[09/30/24 13:37:52] dots's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! dots's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/30/24 14:21:40] yang found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:53:22 towards level 61.
[09/30/24 14:30:09] shikhin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:12:37 towards level 93.
[09/30/24 15:21:43] soltys was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:53:08 from level 94.
[09/30/24 15:40:39] sky was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:14:35 from level 91.
[09/30/24 16:11:08] Artea has dealt Celediel a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:26:41 is added to Celediel's clock.
[09/30/24 16:28:27] slim gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:47 towards level 83.
[09/30/24 16:37:36] heaton was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:26:23 from level 32.
[09/30/24 16:50:55] The local wizard imbued Anahi'i's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Anahi'i's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/24 17:10:39] dwfreed's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dwfreed's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/30/24 17:11:48] tswsl's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! tswsl's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/30/24 17:49:28] cadfael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:21:16 towards level 85.
[09/30/24 18:22:25] edo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:19 towards level 51.
[09/30/24 18:32:52] tomhek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:22:50 towards level 90.
[09/30/24 19:17:43] Khorne ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:28:50 from level 98.
[09/30/24 20:32:07] BastelBot bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:21 towards level 92.
[09/30/24 21:10:44] Fehu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:12:58 towards level 78.
[09/30/24 21:23:18] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:52 towards level 76.
[09/30/24 21:49:56] koyaan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:16:19 towards level 50.
[09/30/24 22:34:49] medivh burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! medivh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/30/24 22:39:35] d4n13L was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:36:39 from level 85.
[09/30/24 22:51:05] dbx12 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:59:37 towards level 75.
[09/30/24 23:16:42] Bluedog was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:33:32 towards level 84.
[09/30/24 23:18:25] dots was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:36:34 from level 46.
[09/30/24 23:28:27] n0ssh was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:40 towards level 62.
[09/30/24 23:43:21] Omega was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:33:20 towards level 82.
[10/01/24 00:24:05] BenDover hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:55:39 towards level 64.
[10/01/24 00:35:05] Matthew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:09:11 towards level 71.
[10/01/24 00:45:45] Gorek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:15:01 towards level 92.
[10/01/24 01:26:20] Pinkman found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 17:41:51 towards level 88.
[10/01/24 01:39:50] benzo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:27 towards level 46.
[10/01/24 01:51:27] tomhek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:05:48 towards level 90.
[10/01/24 02:32:32] unicron caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:44:41 towards level 76.
[10/01/24 02:37:40] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:57:17 towards level 90.
[10/01/24 02:51:19] Wam's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Wam's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/24 02:54:20] Paganel's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Paganel's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/24 03:05:13] ahmubashshir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:03:24 towards level 74.
[10/01/24 03:06:35] brycec was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:41:06 towards level 84.
[10/01/24 03:55:51] yNos gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:32 towards level 86.
[10/01/24 04:34:01] CptKillmor's charm ate a bolt of lightning! CptKillmor's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/24 04:35:10] shady was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:30:28 from level 37.
[10/01/24 05:18:58] hdm found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:30:46 towards level 97.
[10/01/24 05:58:55] ahmubashshir got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:21:25 towards level 74.
[10/01/24 05:59:58] freeboson was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:27:19 towards level 90.
[10/01/24 06:18:25] HeavyPodda's charm ate a bolt of lightning! HeavyPodda's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/24 08:02:53] jayvee was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:48:47 from level 83.
[10/01/24 08:03:23] Artea reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Artea's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/24 08:16:57] gildarts was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:12:51 towards level 83.
[10/01/24 08:21:34] solarsparq gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:29:13 towards level 74.
[10/01/24 09:09:36] BenDover was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:04:57 from level 64.
[10/01/24 10:16:40] Paganel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:55:18 towards level 85.
[10/01/24 10:47:05] bsleep was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:56:25 from level 86.
[10/01/24 13:51:54] The local wizard imbued gryphus's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gryphus's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/24 14:05:03] MadMan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:58:45 towards level 81.
[10/01/24 14:33:28] Asara met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:02:19 from level 89.
[10/01/24 14:34:02] JigmeDatse gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:11:28 towards level 68.
[10/01/24 15:06:57] V found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:40:56 towards level 92.
[10/01/24 15:37:31] kinus was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:39 from level 85.
[10/01/24 16:46:12] bum_farto ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:08 from level 27.
[10/01/24 17:23:39] Kachin found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:57:13 towards level 79.
[10/01/24 18:14:29] SirBummelz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:17:25 towards level 73.
[10/01/24 18:49:11] yang was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:55:04 from level 61.
[10/01/24 19:28:56] hiod met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:27:40 from level 59.
[10/01/24 20:31:03] dwfreed got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:08:43 from level 91.
[10/01/24 20:58:52] yano ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:02:54 from level 91.
[10/01/24 21:02:26] GilbertErik was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:05:21 towards level 74.
[10/01/24 21:18:33] yano's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! yano's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/01/24 22:31:02] heisenbug met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:20:14 from level 93.
[10/01/24 22:33:14] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:09:37 towards level 88.
[10/01/24 23:38:53] nax_ was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:27 towards level 43.
[10/01/24 23:40:02] StalkR's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! StalkR's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/01/24 23:43:36] Kurenai hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:33:36 towards level 82.
[10/02/24 00:17:08] tmberg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:13:50 towards level 80.
[10/02/24 00:28:04] root found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:49 towards level 45.
[10/02/24 00:56:27] sam ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:56:39 from level 85.
[10/02/24 02:21:00] Xenthys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:12:31 towards level 71.
[10/02/24 05:05:53] d4n13L's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! d4n13L's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/24 05:21:00] CptKillmor caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:57:05 towards level 42.
[10/02/24 06:28:02] Douwd had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:59 towards level 43.
[10/02/24 06:31:30] V found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:21:05 towards level 92.
[10/02/24 07:15:37] jacob1 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:53:25 towards level 95.
[10/02/24 07:15:49] soltys was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:54:16 from level 94.
[10/02/24 07:33:14] Misza was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:09:24 from level 77.
[10/02/24 08:27:06] Khorne had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:35:41 towards level 98.
[10/02/24 08:46:39] gusto got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:11:41 towards level 80.
[10/02/24 08:52:11] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:20:51 towards level 95.
[10/02/24 08:59:47] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on kinus's tunic! kinus's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/24 09:00:17] csc2ya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:38:02 towards level 66.
[10/02/24 09:07:36] enteral was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:15:33 from level 73.
[10/02/24 10:33:03] tomhek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:03:09 towards level 90.
[10/02/24 10:34:12] blobdog discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:33:12 towards level 66.
[10/02/24 11:56:27] hdm reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! hdm's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/24 13:19:36] CornFly was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:32:44 from level 87.
[10/02/24 13:27:50] allo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:46:39 towards level 92.
[10/02/24 13:37:58] idleevil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:44 towards level 81.
[10/02/24 14:00:21] Zaratustra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:10:04 from level 80.
[10/02/24 14:56:04] OobSaco's charm ate a bolt of lightning! OobSaco's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/24 15:12:18] Yarosh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 08:12:05 from level 83.
[10/02/24 15:19:01] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:06 towards level 90.
[10/02/24 15:34:17] theZoMBiE's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! theZoMBiE's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/02/24 17:33:26] Fritzl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:30:27 towards level 51.
[10/02/24 18:16:11] Khorne was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:46:12 towards level 98.
[10/02/24 19:05:37] Haxx's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Haxx's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/24 19:17:59] ToeCheese caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:46 towards level 51.
[10/02/24 20:26:03] allo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:30:07 towards level 92.
[10/02/24 21:07:40] sparogy burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sparogy's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/02/24 21:17:36] ChowderKeg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:27:35 towards level 91.
[10/02/24 21:22:47] f0zk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:09:22 from level 51.
[10/02/24 21:56:17] misha's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! misha's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/24 22:12:49] StalkR found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:37:29 towards level 89.
[10/02/24 22:15:59] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:54:57 towards level 89.
[10/02/24 22:51:54] CodeGeek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:17:09 from level 89.
[10/02/24 23:17:06] Crazycatlady's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Crazycatlady's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/02/24 23:22:29] V gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:55:56 towards level 92.
[10/02/24 23:24:29] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:15:42 towards level 80.
[10/02/24 23:37:33] yNos was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:07:04 towards level 87.
[10/03/24 00:44:20] insidesources found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:11 towards level 54.
[10/03/24 00:49:48] Tenorman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:37:39 towards level 80.
[10/03/24 01:08:56] pyre ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:04:12 from level 92.
[10/03/24 01:25:00] gryphus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:18 towards level 55.
[10/03/24 02:57:31] zifnab06 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:43:15 from level 84.
[10/03/24 05:37:00] Kritzefitz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:08:23 towards level 88.
[10/03/24 05:42:41] CodeGeek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:03:36 towards level 89.
[10/03/24 07:00:45] SSLbits caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:09:27 towards level 80.
[10/03/24 07:56:55] spex found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:24:21 towards level 91.
[10/03/24 08:22:01] Koffa found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:41:12 towards level 91.
[10/03/24 08:22:49] OobSaco's charm ate a bolt of lightning! OobSaco's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/24 08:42:54] Matthew ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:30:24 from level 71.
[10/03/24 08:54:57] gryphus bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:56:54 towards level 55.
[10/03/24 09:16:45] QxL found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:14 towards level 45.
[10/03/24 09:32:09] The local wizard imbued apb's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! apb's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/24 09:40:08] bookworm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:48 towards level 83.
[10/03/24 09:54:00] fork found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:01:58 towards level 62.
[10/03/24 10:19:22] Wam burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Wam's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/24 11:58:08] DividedByZero bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:49:11 towards level 63.
[10/03/24 12:03:31] Artea has dealt kenyon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:02:39 is added to kenyon's clock.
[10/03/24 12:24:32] StalkR was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:33:03 from level 89.
[10/03/24 12:38:12] Nysdar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:43:07 from level 88.
[10/03/24 13:15:16] sc gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:57:36 towards level 98.
[10/03/24 13:50:40] nax_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:01:10 towards level 44.
[10/03/24 14:10:18] Matthew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:59:12 towards level 71.
[10/03/24 14:51:07] zuper got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:57:23 from level 57.
[10/03/24 15:19:04] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:12 towards level 93.
[10/03/24 15:21:37] particleflux was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:49:35 towards level 66.
[10/03/24 15:40:06] kptr's charm ate a bolt of lightning! kptr's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/03/24 16:44:02] ColonelPanic001 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:11:18 towards level 65.
[10/03/24 18:26:49] Reilly hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:17:31 towards level 69.
[10/03/24 18:28:23] sc bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:56:22 towards level 98.
[10/03/24 19:05:07] ChowderKeg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:11 towards level 91.
[10/03/24 19:14:18] RandomZero spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! RandomZero's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/03/24 19:27:21] dots was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:58:33 from level 47.
[10/03/24 19:41:37] sc got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:39:42 towards level 98.
[10/03/24 20:26:03] dyvonna bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:20:51 towards level 87.
[10/03/24 21:42:06] nathan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:40 towards level 66.
[10/03/24 21:52:06] Anahi'i was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:07:50 from level 38.
[10/03/24 21:52:30] MadMan was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:47:27 from level 81.
[10/03/24 22:16:47] Fehu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:39:52 towards level 78.
[10/04/24 00:13:26] Paganel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:18:10 towards level 85.
[10/04/24 00:13:44] pastly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:48:16 towards level 63.
[10/04/24 00:20:52] washclof was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:36 towards level 99.
[10/04/24 00:22:32] allo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:47:41 towards level 92.
[10/04/24 00:32:49] dyvonna got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:02:27 towards level 87.
[10/04/24 01:25:52] Puff ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:36:56 from level 85.
[10/04/24 01:46:33] Kody was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:51:50 from level 63.
[10/04/24 02:53:03] mordac ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 02:24:09 from level 89.
[10/04/24 02:54:43] jra ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:27 from level 55.
[10/04/24 03:07:37] TheSilentLink had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:01:15 towards level 78.
[10/04/24 03:14:33] scumola gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:59:25 towards level 85.
[10/04/24 03:50:24] buzel was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:56:52 towards level 89.
[10/04/24 03:53:07] ahmubashshir ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:36:30 from level 74.
[10/04/24 04:34:43] Kody was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:25:50 from level 63.
[10/04/24 05:04:32] edo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:26:51 towards level 51.
[10/04/24 06:04:31] tmberg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:49 towards level 80.
[10/04/24 06:14:12] hdm was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:59:54 from level 97.
[10/04/24 07:47:11] tswsl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:59:28 towards level 90.
[10/04/24 08:14:09] jayvee has dealt root a Critical Strike! 0 days, 07:10:57 is added to root's clock.
[10/04/24 08:31:25] Crazycatlady was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:00 from level 92.
[10/04/24 08:39:58] Cockroach discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:08:38 towards level 59.
[10/04/24 08:42:07] Nuae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:14:10 from level 80.
[10/04/24 08:46:02] buzel tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:34 towards level 89.
[10/04/24 10:05:39] Cockroach's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Cockroach's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/24 10:25:30] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:12:48 towards level 89.
[10/04/24 11:12:18] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:57:05 towards level 86.
[10/04/24 11:15:24] anarcat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:31:18 towards level 93.
[10/04/24 12:20:27] Neil burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Neil's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/24 12:26:46] Techman was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:02:54 towards level 94.
[10/04/24 12:30:23] insidesources got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:10:36 from level 54.
[10/04/24 12:46:38] apb met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:16:44 from level 89.
[10/04/24 12:57:44] ZOTTA's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ZOTTA's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/04/24 13:18:46] TheSilentLink caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:34:57 towards level 78.
[10/04/24 13:51:55] \dev\ice hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:33 towards level 78.
[10/04/24 13:54:32] ambitious_sloth got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:15:56 from level 48.
[10/04/24 14:29:05] wowbagger was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:05:10 towards level 68.
[10/04/24 14:39:17] xbill caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:57:23 towards level 91.
[10/04/24 14:48:17] Fenrik tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:13:05 towards level 91.
[10/04/24 15:15:04] pwae walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:02:36 from level 88.
[10/04/24 15:42:07] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:11:43 towards level 93.
[10/04/24 15:48:50] ColonelPanic001 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:32:12 towards level 65.
[10/04/24 17:35:24] signofzeta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:26:58 towards level 80.
[10/04/24 17:48:48] Thorael tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:49:43 towards level 87.
[10/04/24 18:29:19] SirBummelz ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:51:54 from level 73.
[10/04/24 18:50:42] soltys burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! soltys's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/04/24 19:16:43] ToeCheese found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:39:21 towards level 51.
[10/04/24 19:57:57] dwfreed was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:09:30 from level 91.
[10/04/24 20:18:50] Crazycatlady found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:03 towards level 92.
[10/04/24 20:47:45] particleflux was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:32:34 from level 66.
[10/04/24 21:08:08] Kody got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:38:48 towards level 63.
[10/04/24 21:27:49] washclof was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:25:57 towards level 99.
[10/04/24 21:33:42] edo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:42:24 towards level 51.
[10/04/24 21:36:42] Neil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:03:13 towards level 68.
[10/04/24 21:43:14] Bluedog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:14:55 towards level 84.
[10/04/24 21:44:42] shady had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:56 towards level 39.
[10/04/24 22:07:50] Crazycatlady was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:56 towards level 92.
[10/04/24 22:28:49] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:43:37 towards level 89.
[10/04/24 22:51:31] CodeGeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:39:49 towards level 89.
[10/04/24 23:01:06] bsleep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:14:19 towards level 86.
[10/05/24 00:08:43] ColonelPanic001 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:49:47 from level 65.
[10/05/24 00:56:18] medivh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:14:37 towards level 62.
[10/05/24 01:01:47] VonToutCourt got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:54:54 towards level 92.
[10/05/24 01:05:39] TimWolla was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:20:21 towards level 97.
[10/05/24 01:22:14] Kurenai was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:09:39 towards level 82.
[10/05/24 01:26:30] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:23 towards level 79.
[10/05/24 02:14:28] The local wizard imbued Drin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Drin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/24 02:16:40] thatmint found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:49:03 towards level 73.
[10/05/24 02:33:12] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:44:30 towards level 92.
[10/05/24 02:40:13] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:27:34 towards level 86.
[10/05/24 02:54:41] freeboson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:29:39 towards level 90.
[10/05/24 03:10:59] idleneutral bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:50:18 towards level 76.
[10/05/24 03:13:57] wowbagger got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:51:43 towards level 68.
[10/05/24 03:15:33] enteral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:32:25 towards level 73.
[10/05/24 03:26:07] pwae was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:03:44 towards level 88.
[10/05/24 03:26:34] Gorek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:54:42 from level 92.
[10/05/24 03:38:07] benzo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:53:25 from level 46.
[10/05/24 05:29:02] RandomZero gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:44 towards level 41.
[10/05/24 05:36:13] Douwd walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:41:27 from level 44.
[10/05/24 06:36:41] GilbertErik gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:19:56 towards level 74.
[10/05/24 06:37:23] shady was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:37 from level 39.
[10/05/24 06:58:17] thatmint found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:36:45 towards level 73.
[10/05/24 07:12:20] soltys had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:30 towards level 94.
[10/05/24 08:28:20] jaxson slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jaxson's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/05/24 09:17:30] Xenthys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 16:58:29 towards level 71.
[10/05/24 09:33:07] csc2ya was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:05:24 towards level 66.
[10/05/24 09:48:31] gryphus ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:00:27 from level 55.
[10/05/24 10:03:23] Nysdar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:40 towards level 88.
[10/05/24 10:36:59] Pinkman slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Pinkman's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/05/24 11:02:02] root ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:06:40 from level 45.
[10/05/24 12:13:04] Neil found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:29:05 towards level 68.
[10/05/24 12:33:55] Pinkman was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:03:36 towards level 88.
[10/05/24 13:35:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gusto's tunic! gusto's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/24 13:36:32] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:45:44 towards level 89.
[10/05/24 13:37:29] zifnab06 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:51 towards level 84.
[10/05/24 14:08:49] Lord255 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:46:34 from level 93.
[10/05/24 15:28:04] Lord255 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:51:31 towards level 93.
[10/05/24 15:56:26] Yarosh has dealt Wizard-Of-Paws a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:08:11 is added to Wizard-Of-Paws's clock.
[10/05/24 16:53:00] dxrt reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dxrt's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/24 17:00:35] pastly was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:38:48 towards level 63.
[10/05/24 17:14:49] crysis gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:11:08 towards level 73.
[10/05/24 17:31:35] GilbertErik ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:09:17 from level 74.
[10/05/24 18:28:19] insidesources tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:40 towards level 54.
[10/05/24 19:09:17] The local wizard imbued zbe's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! zbe's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/24 19:13:39] RussellB reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! RussellB's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/05/24 19:16:55] cadfael got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:19:23 from level 85.
[10/05/24 19:17:31] RussellB was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:50:37 from level 88.
[10/05/24 20:03:43] tmberg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:16 towards level 80.
[10/05/24 21:12:49] medivh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:02:37 towards level 62.
[10/05/24 21:20:06] fork found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:38:54 towards level 62.
[10/05/24 21:21:24] Bluedog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:18:54 towards level 84.
[10/05/24 22:40:28] Acolarh was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:15:31 towards level 86.
[10/05/24 22:52:01] Drin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:19:39 towards level 82.
[10/05/24 22:54:32] Affliction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:00:11 towards level 89.
[10/05/24 23:56:31] muirrum was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:16:40 towards level 68.
[10/06/24 00:13:48] KindOne discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:39:22 towards level 80.
[10/06/24 00:55:22] CrashOverride was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:08 towards level 88.
[10/06/24 01:30:45] Wolf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:28:47 from level 94.
[10/06/24 01:34:52] Dex got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:35:55 from level 61.
[10/06/24 02:26:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on aqsd's tunic! aqsd's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/24 02:30:58] dbx12 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:00:19 from level 75.
[10/06/24 02:37:18] Lord255 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:05 towards level 93.
[10/06/24 03:06:56] CptKillmor was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:07 from level 43.
[10/06/24 03:11:33] csc2ya was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:29:22 towards level 66.
[10/06/24 03:24:21] solarsparq's charm ate a bolt of lightning! solarsparq's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/24 03:58:54] Aksej was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:04:07 from level 85.
[10/06/24 03:59:30] ambitious_sloth was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:32:58 from level 48.
[10/06/24 04:03:41] Kody caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:35:38 towards level 63.
[10/06/24 04:35:04] gendish got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 19:12:10 towards level 64.
[10/06/24 05:58:38] vectr0n was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:33:51 towards level 75.
[10/06/24 05:59:21] idlegood gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:01:11 towards level 81.
[10/06/24 06:22:39] sc was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:38:00 from level 98.
[10/06/24 06:41:14] Matthew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:41:50 towards level 71.
[10/06/24 06:41:44] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:59:25 towards level 87.
[10/06/24 07:08:18] BlueJay reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! BlueJay's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/24 07:11:40] sc found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:52:14 towards level 98.
[10/06/24 07:14:14] ukleinek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:05:41 from level 88.
[10/06/24 08:04:15] sc burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sc's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/06/24 08:17:24] SirBummelz's charm ate a bolt of lightning! SirBummelz's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/24 08:29:45] SirBummelz walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:49:41 from level 73.
[10/06/24 08:56:15] _sh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:08:05 from level 97.
[10/06/24 09:58:01] QxL bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:59:05 towards level 46.
[10/06/24 10:03:47] spex's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! spex's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/24 10:05:42] Minus's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Minus's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/24 10:33:13] crysis was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:27:54 from level 73.
[10/06/24 10:33:53] brycec was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:56:46 towards level 84.
[10/06/24 10:38:24] nathan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:20:49 towards level 66.
[10/06/24 11:10:52] xbill was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:15:14 towards level 91.
[10/06/24 11:20:19] figment was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:46:47 from level 52.
[10/06/24 12:04:56] nn2407 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:36:18 from level 50.
[10/06/24 12:17:41] allo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:51:05 towards level 92.
[10/06/24 12:34:39] dxrt ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:38:17 from level 60.
[10/06/24 12:55:17] Crazycatlady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:44:17 towards level 93.
[10/06/24 14:24:56] Kody got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:50:10 towards level 63.
[10/06/24 14:43:31] TheSilentLink ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:35:21 from level 78.
[10/06/24 15:24:32] IFireflyl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:13:09 towards level 68.
[10/06/24 15:54:52] Wizard-Of-Paws caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:16 towards level 35.
[10/06/24 17:10:25] Nuae hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:31:43 towards level 80.
[10/06/24 17:14:59] CompanionCube's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! CompanionCube's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/06/24 17:39:53] aqsd reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! aqsd's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/06/24 18:59:37] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:58:38 towards level 90.
[10/06/24 20:34:58] Fritzl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:51:22 towards level 52.
[10/06/24 21:04:16] adamus1red tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:16:31 towards level 87.
[10/06/24 21:49:36] RussellB ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:54:32 from level 88.
[10/06/24 23:02:08] blobdog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:34:27 towards level 66.
[10/06/24 23:26:54] Forud found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:24:53 towards level 90.
[10/06/24 23:58:15] StalkR spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! StalkR's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/07/24 01:15:30] Cockroach found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:31:33 towards level 59.
[10/07/24 01:18:34] zuper got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:00:47 from level 57.
[10/07/24 01:23:57] hdm tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:01:59 towards level 97.
[10/07/24 02:39:39] slim reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! slim's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/24 02:45:40] CompanionCube was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:06:17 from level 91.
[10/07/24 03:10:13] Cockroach slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Cockroach's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/07/24 04:12:43] hiod fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:58:44 from level 59.
[10/07/24 04:25:07] JigmeDatse discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:12:44 towards level 68.
[10/07/24 04:42:29] RussellB hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:58:17 towards level 88.
[10/07/24 05:45:18] Wam bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:37:01 towards level 83.
[10/07/24 06:18:44] gradator bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:56 towards level 90.
[10/07/24 06:30:33] CompanionCube ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:18:38 from level 91.
[10/07/24 06:33:00] Fehu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:03:44 towards level 78.
[10/07/24 06:35:49] Ungoliant has dealt soygirl a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:25:34 is added to soygirl's clock.
[10/07/24 06:41:54] t3chn0 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:21:55 towards level 88.
[10/07/24 06:59:43] Notir had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:06:51 towards level 86.
[10/07/24 07:04:35] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ambitious_sloth's tunic! ambitious_sloth's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/24 07:38:20] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:47:53 towards level 92.
[10/07/24 07:45:39] CptKillmor found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:32 towards level 43.
[10/07/24 08:13:22] zuper got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:57 towards level 57.
[10/07/24 08:23:46] sparogy was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:57:11 towards level 59.
[10/07/24 11:05:55] Bunny ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:47:43 from level 46.
[10/07/24 11:34:58] Bluedog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:51 towards level 84.
[10/07/24 11:58:57] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:00 towards level 95.
[10/07/24 12:09:12] t3chn0 reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! t3chn0's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/24 12:30:51] insidesources tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:10:48 towards level 54.
[10/07/24 13:30:03] Neil gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:19:54 towards level 68.
[10/07/24 13:54:55] hiod found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:20:28 towards level 59.
[10/07/24 14:11:01] Dex tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:59:37 towards level 61.
[10/07/24 15:37:32] Neil's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Neil's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/07/24 15:47:20] Fischmiep bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:57:27 towards level 58.
[10/07/24 16:11:47] wowbagger gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:45 towards level 68.
[10/07/24 16:28:43] lelu caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:48 towards level 48.
[10/07/24 17:19:43] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:08:19 towards level 88.
[10/07/24 18:00:06] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:38:24 towards level 82.
[10/07/24 18:01:42] jayvee was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:05:30 from level 83.
[10/07/24 18:02:57] kadotux was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:51:53 towards level 53.
[10/07/24 18:44:42] HeavyPodda gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:10:40 towards level 89.
[10/07/24 18:48:58] nathan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:59 towards level 66.
[10/07/24 19:27:24] V got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:19 towards level 92.
[10/07/24 19:42:46] nax was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:46 towards level 49.
[10/07/24 19:53:55] popey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:02:47 towards level 65.
[10/07/24 21:01:39] Ungoliant hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:02:44 towards level 81.
[10/07/24 21:10:29] el tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:36:30 towards level 90.
[10/07/24 23:05:45] nn2407 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:48:24 from level 50.
[10/07/24 23:17:21] dots gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:58 towards level 47.
[10/08/24 00:15:33] gendish found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:58:56 towards level 64.
[10/08/24 00:16:33] kenyon found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:17 towards level 91.
[10/08/24 00:35:32] Omega found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:55:12 towards level 83.
[10/08/24 00:52:49] d4n13L found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:24:21 towards level 85.
[10/08/24 01:00:35] io caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:42:53 towards level 99.
[10/08/24 01:18:25] Affliction slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Affliction's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/08/24 01:39:22] Nuae was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:05:14 from level 80.
[10/08/24 02:11:21] nathan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:43:54 towards level 66.
[10/08/24 02:25:28] Affliction was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:22:57 towards level 89.
[10/08/24 03:25:25] Crazycatlady got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:12:37 towards level 93.
[10/08/24 03:28:35] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:21 towards level 88.
[10/08/24 03:39:38] gosu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:37 towards level 35.
[10/08/24 03:56:42] SirNeo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:58:06 towards level 73.
[10/08/24 04:08:03] Wizard-Of-Paws ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:36 from level 36.
[10/08/24 04:08:34] freeboson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:07:04 towards level 90.
[10/08/24 04:26:11] Puff reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Puff's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/24 05:00:06] RussellB was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:46:26 from level 88.
[10/08/24 05:02:12] Artea tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:10 towards level 43.
[10/08/24 05:06:31] Kachin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:37:08 towards level 79.
[10/08/24 05:21:29] Anahi'i has dealt Fenrik a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:41:34 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[10/08/24 05:40:31] idleneutral got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:32:38 towards level 76.
[10/08/24 05:45:41] Aksej got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:29:25 towards level 85.
[10/08/24 06:05:44] V was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:50:17 from level 92.
[10/08/24 06:19:57] insidesources was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:11:45 from level 54.
[10/08/24 06:24:04] Neil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:13:59 towards level 68.
[10/08/24 06:33:04] washclof tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 23:37:38 towards level 100.
[10/08/24 06:37:20] Tangles walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:49:15 from level 87.
[10/08/24 06:42:06] CptKillmor found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:29:22 towards level 44.
[10/08/24 06:53:48] freeboson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:43:45 towards level 90.
[10/08/24 07:29:27] io found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:27:49 towards level 99.
[10/08/24 08:07:04] Kurenai was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:28:29 towards level 82.
[10/08/24 08:17:19] pants reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pants's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/24 08:46:35] xbill walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:43:19 from level 91.
[10/08/24 09:27:39] Tenorman ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:41:04 from level 80.
[10/08/24 09:53:15] jaxson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:36:26 towards level 78.
[10/08/24 10:37:50] sky tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:30:15 towards level 91.
[10/08/24 11:08:17] ZOTTA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:53:44 towards level 85.
[10/08/24 11:23:03] jaxson walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:57:44 from level 78.
[10/08/24 11:28:56] soygirl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:43 towards level 51.
[10/08/24 12:00:02] BenDover got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:03:48 towards level 64.
[10/08/24 12:03:38] Omega bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:48:20 towards level 83.
[10/08/24 12:50:36] SirNeo fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:33:01 from level 73.
[10/08/24 13:09:33] freeboson found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:58:54 towards level 90.
[10/08/24 13:27:45] Wam was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:30:27 towards level 83.
[10/08/24 14:44:28] idleneutral found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:17:13 towards level 76.
[10/08/24 14:48:08] aqsd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:41 towards level 85.
[10/08/24 14:50:54] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:04:53 towards level 89.
[10/08/24 15:11:26] Kritzefitz was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:51:44 towards level 88.
[10/08/24 15:23:47] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:51 towards level 92.
[10/08/24 15:24:32] jra met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:13:26 from level 56.
[10/08/24 16:54:11] Paganel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:45 towards level 85.
[10/08/24 17:05:18] thornrag's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! thornrag's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/24 19:04:52] Varjatticus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:43:52 towards level 57.
[10/08/24 19:23:54] Bluedog's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Bluedog's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/24 20:03:49] tomhek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:43:49 from level 90.
[10/08/24 20:24:43] heaton was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:24 from level 34.
[10/08/24 21:09:32] sam discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:40:50 towards level 85.
[10/08/24 21:31:50] tomhek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:54:06 from level 90.
[10/08/24 21:33:56] Crazycatlady was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:51:53 towards level 93.
[10/08/24 22:07:34] Koffa found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:30:18 towards level 91.
[10/08/24 22:18:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on BlueJay's tunic! BlueJay's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/24 22:20:11] spex was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:53:36 towards level 91.
[10/08/24 22:23:30] The local wizard imbued hax404's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! hax404's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/08/24 23:30:43] d4n13L got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:12:17 towards level 85.
[10/08/24 23:44:17] Varjatticus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:05:04 towards level 57.
[10/08/24 23:45:24] Drin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:42:18 towards level 82.
[10/09/24 00:04:33] jra was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:12:04 from level 56.
[10/09/24 01:03:32] Cirdan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:17:11 towards level 94.
[10/09/24 01:17:06] nn2407 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:58 towards level 50.
[10/09/24 01:35:37] ColonelPanic001 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:18:10 towards level 65.
[10/09/24 02:01:05] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:24:35 towards level 83.
[10/09/24 02:08:31] Notir tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:51:06 towards level 86.
[10/09/24 02:48:42] "\@_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:58:40 towards level 90.
[10/09/24 03:39:33] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:22:07 towards level 87.
[10/09/24 03:46:26] CornFly was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:57:32 from level 87.
[10/09/24 03:57:23] Crazycatlady was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:06:28 towards level 93.
[10/09/24 03:58:54] pants tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:13:15 towards level 86.
[10/09/24 04:07:40] CompanionCube ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:38:48 from level 91.
[10/09/24 05:15:49] xbill found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:13 towards level 91.
[10/09/24 06:05:14] ToeCheese was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:45:09 towards level 52.
[10/09/24 06:09:12] QxL reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! QxL's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/24 07:47:09] jaxson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! jaxson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/24 07:57:51] Rayke got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:22:31 towards level 57.
[10/09/24 08:06:41] soygirl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:49 towards level 51.
[10/09/24 08:19:30] CodeGeek has dealt Acolarh a Critical Strike! 7 days, 06:08:47 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[10/09/24 08:22:07] CrashOverride was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:10:56 from level 88.
[10/09/24 08:41:24] n0ssh slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! n0ssh's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/09/24 08:55:13] JigmeDatse caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:36:13 towards level 68.
[10/09/24 08:57:58] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:40 towards level 79.
[10/09/24 10:34:13] Kachin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:42:35 from level 79.
[10/09/24 11:13:36] The local wizard imbued jaxson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jaxson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/24 13:04:04] fstrelok fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:26:26 from level 69.
[10/09/24 13:06:10] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on solarsparq's tunic! solarsparq's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/24 14:18:18] Ungoliant's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Ungoliant's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/24 14:52:51] Kachin was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:02:12 from level 79.
[10/09/24 16:22:29] Fritzl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:13:34 towards level 52.
[10/09/24 17:32:51] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on hax404's tunic! hax404's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/24 17:39:53] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:42:10 towards level 91.
[10/09/24 18:28:26] gusto gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:35:03 towards level 80.
[10/09/24 19:06:44] V discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:40:01 towards level 92.
[10/09/24 19:32:29] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:26:57 towards level 87.
[10/09/24 19:38:19] Cirdan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:23:14 towards level 94.
[10/09/24 20:25:03] \dev\ice's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! \dev\ice's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/09/24 20:25:54] buzel reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! buzel's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/09/24 20:52:20] koyaan slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! koyaan's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/09/24 21:05:30] Asara was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 09:39:22 from level 89.
[10/09/24 21:31:10] sparogy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:49:50 towards level 59.
[10/09/24 22:23:54] Lord255 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:53 towards level 93.
[10/09/24 22:41:29] kenyon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:45:52 towards level 91.
[10/09/24 23:54:22] bsleep gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 18:50:08 towards level 87.
[10/10/24 00:37:26] hax404 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:46 towards level 86.
[10/10/24 00:51:18] crysis burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! crysis's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/10/24 00:59:12] benzo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:41 towards level 46.
[10/10/24 01:08:23] misha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:30 towards level 97.
[10/10/24 01:18:56] Tangles ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:43:43 from level 87.
[10/10/24 01:45:33] shady got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:21 towards level 41.
[10/10/24 02:26:34] Asara found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:29:15 towards level 89.
[10/10/24 03:04:41] soltys bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:57:46 towards level 95.
[10/10/24 03:24:34] jra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:38:38 towards level 56.
[10/10/24 04:11:15] buzel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:48 from level 89.
[10/10/24 04:35:47] CrashOverride burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! CrashOverride's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/10/24 04:44:04] vegadark caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:26:45 towards level 96.
[10/10/24 04:55:34] Ancalagon hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:27:55 towards level 71.
[10/10/24 05:06:17] Nuae was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:30:52 towards level 80.
[10/10/24 06:17:09] Yarosh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:00:52 from level 83.
[10/10/24 06:42:15] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on KindOne's tunic! KindOne's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/24 08:10:40] mordac discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 17 days, 04:00:35 towards level 89.
[10/10/24 09:38:07] nya found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:48:48 towards level 88.
[10/10/24 09:51:16] Ancalagon gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:18:47 towards level 71.
[10/10/24 10:29:02] Fritzl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:38:41 towards level 52.
[10/10/24 11:38:04] CrashOverride ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:44 from level 88.
[10/10/24 12:12:10] nya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:11:57 towards level 88.
[10/10/24 12:44:23] freeboson's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! freeboson's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/10/24 12:58:57] io was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:24 towards level 99.
[10/10/24 13:37:45] Acolarh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:04:26 towards level 86.
[10/10/24 14:01:57] kenyon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:32:42 towards level 91.
[10/10/24 14:27:57] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:04:46 towards level 96.
[10/10/24 14:32:56] Enapiuz bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:11 towards level 37.
[10/10/24 15:17:16] \dev\ice found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:58:39 towards level 79.
[10/10/24 15:52:27] Rayke ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:17:15 from level 57.
[10/10/24 15:55:28] keepmyshirt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:49:40 towards level 51.
[10/10/24 16:48:03] Theleveler met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:21:41 from level 89.
[10/10/24 17:38:35] drahthaar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:47:59 towards level 98.
[10/10/24 18:28:45] Lnk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:58:09 towards level 98.
[10/10/24 18:43:52] Matthew was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:02:10 from level 71.
[10/10/24 19:30:08] slim tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:20:17 towards level 84.
[10/10/24 19:56:39] "\@_ gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:59:24 towards level 90.
[10/10/24 20:21:48] edo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:48:35 towards level 52.
[10/10/24 20:44:29] thatmint hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:38 towards level 73.
[10/10/24 21:09:05] n0ssh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:37:21 towards level 63.
[10/10/24 22:52:46] dbx12 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:06:47 from level 75.
[10/10/24 23:08:11] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:37:16 towards level 93.
[10/10/24 23:32:08] Douwd found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:18:07 towards level 45.
[10/11/24 01:20:32] wowbagger met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:29 from level 68.
[10/11/24 01:21:33] keepmyshirt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:13:27 towards level 51.
[10/11/24 01:30:20] sparogy bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:02:20 towards level 59.
[10/11/24 01:36:31] pyre's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pyre's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/24 01:39:29] Kachin bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:54:08 towards level 79.
[10/11/24 02:09:34] DrinkyBird caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 09:18:45 towards level 94.
[10/11/24 04:30:22] scornn found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:12 towards level 71.
[10/11/24 04:35:00] Cockroach hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:21:18 towards level 59.
[10/11/24 04:38:34] Douwd was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:34:22 towards level 45.
[10/11/24 04:50:01] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:52:12 towards level 91.
[10/11/24 06:49:23] v9x bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:11 towards level 11.
[10/11/24 07:13:41] TheSilentLink tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:27:15 towards level 78.
[10/11/24 07:38:21] DrinkyBird reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DrinkyBird's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/24 07:46:53] ChowderKeg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 14:23:30 towards level 92.
[10/11/24 08:05:28] hiod caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:03:07 towards level 59.
[10/11/24 08:11:56] Fehu found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:13:28 towards level 78.
[10/11/24 08:26:22] Dex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:14:07 towards level 61.
[10/11/24 08:32:42] lelu was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:28:30 from level 49.
[10/11/24 09:05:41] scornn's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! scornn's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/24 09:13:16] Stevland has dealt ahmubashshir a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:12:59 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[10/11/24 09:40:20] Fritzl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:42:36 towards level 52.
[10/11/24 09:59:26] Crazycatlady ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:44:46 from level 93.
[10/11/24 10:23:23] Ancalagon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:40:40 towards level 71.
[10/11/24 10:37:14] buzel discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:18:10 towards level 90.
[10/11/24 10:55:52] gosu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:27 towards level 38.
[10/11/24 11:22:28] Yarosh was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:13:04 from level 83.
[10/11/24 11:30:51] sparogy found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:55:43 towards level 59.
[10/11/24 11:33:52] ToeCheese hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:48:21 towards level 52.
[10/11/24 11:34:49] benzo got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:38:45 from level 47.
[10/11/24 12:20:02] pants hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:48:32 towards level 86.
[10/11/24 12:24:37] cadfael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:04:31 towards level 85.
[10/11/24 12:53:38] scornn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:32:29 towards level 71.
[10/11/24 14:38:06] misha was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:03 towards level 97.
[10/11/24 15:14:54] thatmint was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:36:56 towards level 73.
[10/11/24 15:46:37] pants gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:12:25 towards level 86.
[10/11/24 15:47:28] jabuxas's charm ate a bolt of lightning! jabuxas's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/24 18:45:17] ToHellWithGA bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:48:27 towards level 93.
[10/11/24 18:46:29] heisenbug was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 10:32:41 from level 94.
[10/11/24 19:00:59] heaton bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:25 towards level 36.
[10/11/24 19:26:00] Asara found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:27:42 towards level 89.
[10/11/24 22:37:43] ColonelPanic001 slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ColonelPanic001's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/11/24 22:47:58] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:32:19 towards level 90.
[10/11/24 23:04:04] The local wizard imbued Douwd's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Douwd's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/24 23:23:42] Bunny reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Bunny's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/11/24 23:30:47] wille got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:47 from level 67.
[10/11/24 23:34:54] shikhin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:45:46 towards level 93.
[10/11/24 23:58:18] freeboson ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:28:12 from level 90.
[10/12/24 00:51:24] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:57:49 from level 85.
[10/12/24 01:00:26] nax slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! nax's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/24 01:07:01] CornFly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:18:08 towards level 87.
[10/12/24 01:42:46] root found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:58 towards level 46.
[10/12/24 01:42:49] Lord255 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:37 towards level 93.
[10/12/24 03:13:15] yang tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:24:06 towards level 61.
[10/12/24 03:57:49] canton7 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:53 towards level 84.
[10/12/24 04:13:41] hdm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:06 towards level 97.
[10/12/24 04:30:03] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:21:14 towards level 91.
[10/12/24 04:54:21] xbill was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:21:55 from level 91.
[10/12/24 05:14:14] anarcat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:42:03 from level 93.
[10/12/24 06:37:28] SirBummelz spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! SirBummelz's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/24 06:42:17] DrinkyBird found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 15:26:35 towards level 94.
[10/12/24 07:00:46] dbx12's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! dbx12's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/12/24 07:03:16] dbaoty hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:33 towards level 27.
[10/12/24 07:10:30] dwfreed hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:22 towards level 91.
[10/12/24 07:17:17] Affliction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:04:30 towards level 89.
[10/12/24 08:14:50] anarcat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:58:23 from level 93.
[10/12/24 08:25:44] gusto was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:10:03 from level 80.
[10/12/24 09:36:02] nathan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:40:29 towards level 66.
[10/12/24 09:50:03] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:23:42 towards level 85.
[10/12/24 10:05:43] ColonelPanic001 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:46:51 towards level 65.
[10/12/24 10:11:36] Fehu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:39:15 towards level 78.
[10/12/24 11:59:47] mordac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 02:39:56 towards level 89.
[10/12/24 12:03:06] gildarts ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:46:52 from level 83.
[10/12/24 13:15:04] pants was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:40:16 towards level 86.
[10/12/24 13:18:35] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:32:56 towards level 96.
[10/12/24 13:28:47] ToeCheese was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:33:26 towards level 52.
[10/12/24 14:38:31] Reilly was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:02:25 towards level 69.
[10/12/24 14:38:52] kinus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:46:00 towards level 86.
[10/12/24 15:00:57] Nuae slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Nuae's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/24 16:16:44] tmberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:21:16 towards level 81.
[10/12/24 16:25:52] ambitious_sloth was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:10 from level 49.
[10/12/24 16:27:13] Tabmow was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:05 towards level 80.
[10/12/24 16:37:31] cadfael hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:09 towards level 85.
[10/12/24 16:43:08] CrashOverride was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:52 towards level 88.
[10/12/24 16:52:28] Nysdar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 01:07:01 towards level 89.
[10/12/24 17:25:07] yano bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:34 towards level 91.
[10/12/24 17:37:22] przt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:34 towards level 38.
[10/12/24 17:51:22] blobdog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:30:22 towards level 66.
[10/12/24 17:59:42] Dex gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:10:21 towards level 61.
[10/12/24 18:18:17] shikhin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:29 towards level 93.
[10/12/24 19:08:36] allo discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:09 towards level 92.
[10/12/24 19:10:49] Acolarh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:23:50 towards level 86.
[10/12/24 20:10:49] Wolf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:59:08 towards level 94.
[10/12/24 20:15:50] Aksej was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:29:05 from level 85.
[10/12/24 20:42:45] VonToutCourt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:11:45 towards level 92.
[10/12/24 20:48:40] EddieT137 has dealt sc a Critical Strike! 4 days, 21:10:00 is added to sc's clock.
[10/12/24 21:24:08] fork was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:09:12 from level 62.
[10/12/24 22:03:31] ColonelPanic001 walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:07:07 from level 65.
[10/12/24 23:41:36] Ecko was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:57:57 from level 85.
[10/13/24 00:26:29] washclof was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:47:55 from level 100.
[10/13/24 00:57:30] shikhin ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:33:17 from level 93.
[10/13/24 01:25:59] bookworm got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:52:22 from level 84.
[10/13/24 01:34:20] misha was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:57:34 from level 97.
[10/13/24 01:54:36] vegadark was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:15:58 from level 96.
[10/13/24 02:09:34] charizard found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:39 towards level 22.
[10/13/24 02:29:46] d4n13L's charm ate a bolt of lightning! d4n13L's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/13/24 02:33:47] Kritzefitz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:35:19 towards level 88.
[10/13/24 03:09:14] hugga was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:48:14 towards level 73.
[10/13/24 03:22:54] rawgreaze found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:23:16 towards level 84.
[10/13/24 03:57:20] dbx12 ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:30:50 from level 75.
[10/13/24 04:08:03] Bunny got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:53 towards level 47.
[10/13/24 04:57:00] CompanionCube gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:08:28 towards level 91.
[10/13/24 05:05:35] The local wizard imbued V's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! V's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/13/24 07:14:06] kinus's charm ate a bolt of lightning! kinus's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/13/24 07:24:54] particleflux was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:44:25 towards level 67.
[10/13/24 07:56:58] f0zk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:16 towards level 52.
[10/13/24 08:16:47] Lord255 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:28:14 towards level 93.
[10/13/24 10:15:25] solarsparq was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:22:43 from level 74.
[10/13/24 10:48:28] VonToutCourt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:02:00 towards level 92.
[10/13/24 11:52:27] BlueJay tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:08:59 towards level 65.
[10/13/24 11:55:43] fstrelok tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:49:52 towards level 69.
[10/13/24 12:22:04] misha gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:22 towards level 97.
[10/13/24 12:23:53] idleevil spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! idleevil's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/13/24 12:27:48] Yarosh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:59:54 towards level 83.
[10/13/24 12:53:50] fork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:46 towards level 62.
[10/13/24 12:54:41] Kody was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:42:49 towards level 63.
[10/13/24 13:45:15] Platonides found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:16:08 towards level 78.
[10/13/24 13:54:42] Matthew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:21 towards level 71.
[10/13/24 14:21:40] n0ssh reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! n0ssh's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/13/24 14:28:27] ChowderKeg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:47:52 from level 92.
[10/13/24 14:57:17] tmberg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:17:39 from level 81.
[10/13/24 15:00:03] insidesources was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:40 towards level 54.
[10/13/24 15:03:06] Varjatticus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:24:48 towards level 57.
[10/13/24 15:54:45] xbill ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 13:16:43 from level 92.
[10/13/24 16:07:25] solarsparq slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! solarsparq's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/13/24 16:11:41] Neil spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Neil's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/13/24 16:15:57] Forud was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:16 towards level 90.
[10/13/24 16:31:47] Fehu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:12:11 towards level 78.
[10/13/24 17:12:01] wowbagger gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:41:53 towards level 69.
[10/13/24 17:53:20] solarsparq's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! solarsparq's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/13/24 18:01:37] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:43:29 towards level 77.
[10/13/24 18:30:20] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:34:17 towards level 80.
[10/13/24 18:32:59] CodeGeek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:25:41 from level 90.
[10/13/24 18:58:18] adamus1red caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:49:51 towards level 87.
[10/13/24 18:58:33] ZOTTA has dealt tomhek a Critical Strike! 4 days, 12:43:40 is added to tomhek's clock.
[10/13/24 19:24:35] HollowWasp has dealt pwae a Critical Strike! 0 days, 06:20:08 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/13/24 19:24:47] Stevland found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:33 towards level 85.
[10/13/24 19:32:16] misha found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:26 towards level 97.
[10/13/24 20:04:36] zbe gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:05:04 towards level 99.
[10/13/24 20:56:16] simple discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:03:40 towards level 86.
[10/13/24 21:00:59] Kody was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:50 towards level 63.
[10/13/24 21:42:03] ToeCheese hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:55 towards level 52.
[10/13/24 22:01:05] sky was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:09:06 from level 91.
[10/13/24 23:14:59] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:41:48 towards level 94.
[10/13/24 23:49:17] simple has dealt shikhin a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:28:14 is added to shikhin's clock.
[10/14/24 00:12:31] DojShadow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:54:35 towards level 61.
[10/14/24 00:27:26] pyre found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:42:09 towards level 92.
[10/14/24 01:40:47] dbx12 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:51 towards level 75.
[10/14/24 01:52:41] hdm has dealt ukleinek a Critical Strike! 7 days, 06:26:31 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[10/14/24 02:46:11] \dev\ice found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:06:02 towards level 79.
[10/14/24 02:49:36] t3chn0 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:01:00 towards level 88.
[10/14/24 03:46:48] DividedByZero met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:49:02 from level 63.
[10/14/24 03:50:22] zuper discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:41:50 towards level 57.
[10/14/24 04:50:39] shikhin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! shikhin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/24 05:06:43] kptr tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:20:52 towards level 90.
[10/14/24 05:26:39] wowbagger had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:08:11 towards level 69.
[10/14/24 05:47:53] idlegood was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:00:39 from level 82.
[10/14/24 06:23:10] d4n13L tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:52:00 towards level 85.
[10/14/24 06:23:31] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:25:14 towards level 81.
[10/14/24 06:40:11] soygirl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:57:02 towards level 52.
[10/14/24 07:21:04] hiod found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:17:10 towards level 59.
[10/14/24 07:41:19] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:50:06 towards level 87.
[10/14/24 08:06:07] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:01:36 towards level 86.
[10/14/24 08:30:19] canton7 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:19 towards level 84.
[10/14/24 09:03:46] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:45:40 towards level 87.
[10/14/24 09:29:59] Daikojun had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:27:59 towards level 70.
[10/14/24 09:54:31] SirBummelz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:59:20 towards level 73.
[10/14/24 10:14:54] Tabmow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:31 towards level 80.
[10/14/24 11:24:22] zifnab06 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:27:45 towards level 84.
[10/14/24 11:52:02] hugga bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:51:13 towards level 73.
[10/14/24 11:53:29] Gorek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:05 towards level 92.
[10/14/24 11:56:28] Wam caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:04 towards level 83.
[10/14/24 12:04:26] untz found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:58 towards level 38.
[10/14/24 12:27:39] shady's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! shady's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/24 12:35:47] idleevil tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 02:11:40 towards level 82.
[10/14/24 13:11:47] jabuxas spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! jabuxas's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/14/24 13:55:33] pwae reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pwae's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/24 14:13:29] edo's charm ate a bolt of lightning! edo's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/24 14:41:57] kevkev was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:31:19 towards level 62.
[10/14/24 15:17:12] n0ssh hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:14:23 towards level 63.
[10/14/24 15:48:42] pants hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:20:20 towards level 86.
[10/14/24 16:00:54] dots was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:55 towards level 48.
[10/14/24 16:20:19] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:16 towards level 86.
[10/14/24 17:02:17] Sombra had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:46:52 towards level 92.
[10/14/24 17:09:56] rawgreaze was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:50:34 towards level 84.
[10/14/24 18:27:30] sky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:59 towards level 91.
[10/14/24 18:30:46] koyaan walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:42:51 from level 51.
[10/14/24 18:46:08] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on aqsd's tunic! aqsd's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/14/24 19:35:38] MadMan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:55:07 from level 81.
[10/14/24 19:49:29] hdm had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:56 towards level 97.
[10/14/24 20:58:35] Cockroach found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:13:41 towards level 59.
[10/14/24 22:10:31] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:13:48 towards level 86.
[10/14/24 22:21:18] HeavyPodda found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:30:35 towards level 89.
[10/14/24 22:33:01] Wolf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:21:04 from level 94.
[10/14/24 22:43:37] Yarosh got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:20:09 from level 83.
[10/14/24 22:47:05] Fischmiep discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:15:13 towards level 58.
[10/14/24 23:31:26] unicron ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 20:50:40 from level 77.
[10/14/24 23:34:24] dots gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:12:48 towards level 48.
[10/15/24 00:22:12] Cirdan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:27:01 towards level 94.
[10/15/24 00:29:30] jayvee slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jayvee's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/15/24 00:38:24] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:37 towards level 89.
[10/15/24 02:39:24] Dex hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:41:15 towards level 61.
[10/15/24 02:44:55] particleflux met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:02:19 from level 67.
[10/15/24 03:26:12] Stevland was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:22 towards level 85.
[10/15/24 03:34:04] washclof burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! washclof's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/15/24 03:42:49] DividedByZero found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:23:04 towards level 63.
[10/15/24 03:54:52] jaxson ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:40:14 from level 78.
[10/15/24 04:02:33] BastelBot ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:44:21 from level 93.
[10/15/24 04:24:25] Garg has dealt v9x a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:25:26 is added to v9x's clock.
[10/15/24 04:26:34] scornn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:02 towards level 71.
[10/15/24 04:46:09] Asara found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:52:36 towards level 89.
[10/15/24 04:47:06] el was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:49:02 from level 90.
[10/15/24 04:50:37] RussellB was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:46:27 towards level 89.
[10/15/24 05:25:52] d4n13L discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:58:40 towards level 85.
[10/15/24 05:28:46] OobSaco found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:29:19 towards level 64.
[10/15/24 06:02:51] soltys ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:47:53 from level 95.
[10/15/24 07:31:11] damyan found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:52:11 towards level 85.
[10/15/24 07:54:36] sam slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sam's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/15/24 08:16:18] Ecko's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Ecko's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/24 09:01:52] Affliction had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:08 towards level 89.
[10/15/24 10:39:11] Kurenai found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:06:20 towards level 82.
[10/15/24 11:38:21] Fenrik's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Fenrik's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/24 11:40:48] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:42:41 towards level 88.
[10/15/24 11:44:13] Pinkman's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Pinkman's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/24 12:03:11] Nuae found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:08:12 towards level 80.
[10/15/24 12:07:30] dwfreed found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:20 towards level 91.
[10/15/24 12:21:52] Fenrik bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:36 towards level 91.
[10/15/24 12:43:04] Tabmow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:26:01 towards level 81.
[10/15/24 13:10:53] vectr0n tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:04:12 towards level 75.
[10/15/24 13:35:24] io hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:55:42 towards level 100.
[10/15/24 13:44:17] Kachin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:42 towards level 79.
[10/15/24 14:02:25] _sh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:08:03 towards level 97.
[10/15/24 14:20:42] EddieT137 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:00 towards level 83.
[10/15/24 14:39:01] root found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:19:49 towards level 46.
[10/15/24 14:43:08] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:21 towards level 86.
[10/15/24 15:13:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on alephnull's tunic! alephnull's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/24 15:44:15] thornrag caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:20:56 towards level 85.
[10/15/24 16:05:45] ToHellWithGA fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:03:47 from level 93.
[10/15/24 17:12:48] MELOONi was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:26:50 from level 84.
[10/15/24 17:21:00] HollowWasp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:00:08 from level 62.
[10/15/24 18:13:09] TheSilentLink was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 21 days, 07:31:28 from level 78.
[10/15/24 18:41:16] Kody was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:51:56 towards level 63.
[10/15/24 19:16:09] dbaoty gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:41 towards level 33.
[10/15/24 19:42:29] Kritzefitz was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:39:49 towards level 88.
[10/15/24 20:56:24] tomhek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:53:47 from level 90.
[10/15/24 21:20:18] hugga got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:34:16 towards level 73.
[10/15/24 21:32:48] jaxson met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:10:15 from level 78.
[10/15/24 21:41:51] fstrelok tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:28 towards level 69.
[10/15/24 21:47:16] Neil's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Neil's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/24 22:19:28] blobdog found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:11:09 towards level 66.
[10/15/24 22:42:15] drahthaar's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! drahthaar's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/15/24 23:17:21] The local wizard imbued kenyon's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! kenyon's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/15/24 23:36:11] Forud found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:03 towards level 90.
[10/16/24 00:08:43] heaton gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:57 towards level 39.
[10/16/24 01:39:48] przt tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:18 towards level 39.
[10/16/24 02:08:38] The local wizard imbued CornFly's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CornFly's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/24 02:16:01] SirBummelz ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:43:51 from level 73.
[10/16/24 02:20:21] kevkev tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:34:55 towards level 62.
[10/16/24 02:21:18] Lord255 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:56:54 towards level 94.
[10/16/24 03:11:16] Reilly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:23:43 towards level 69.
[10/16/24 03:26:08] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:53:22 towards level 87.
[10/16/24 03:35:07] Fischmiep was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:28 towards level 58.
[10/16/24 05:06:47] Jens's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Jens's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/16/24 05:23:30] v9x was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:29 towards level 32.
[10/16/24 05:54:26] tomhek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:24:49 towards level 90.
[10/16/24 05:59:39] CompanionCube had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:26:01 towards level 91.
[10/16/24 06:28:22] adamus1red got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:45:12 towards level 87.
[10/16/24 07:01:14] HeavyPodda's charm ate a bolt of lightning! HeavyPodda's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/24 07:20:37] Wolf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:36:23 towards level 94.
[10/16/24 07:48:36] Kody ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:42:58 from level 63.
[10/16/24 08:43:45] gendish's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! gendish's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/16/24 09:26:38] IFireflyl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:48:25 from level 68.
[10/16/24 09:52:18] V found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:44:40 towards level 92.
[10/16/24 09:56:52] gosu was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:07:38 towards level 40.
[10/16/24 10:13:42] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on misha's tunic! misha's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/24 10:21:29] Zaratustra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:23:57 towards level 80.
[10/16/24 10:25:57] Omega was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:55 towards level 83.
[10/16/24 11:58:34] \dev\ice was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:39:43 from level 79.
[10/16/24 13:03:15] Gangsterish was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:56:37 from level 66.
[10/16/24 13:06:13] thatmint's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! thatmint's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/24 13:07:04] Minus was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:40:00 towards level 82.
[10/16/24 13:25:07] figment's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! figment's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/24 13:32:45] Nuae got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:17:57 from level 80.
[10/16/24 14:06:56] IFireflyl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:33:30 towards level 68.
[10/16/24 14:18:02] Platonides discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:22:19 towards level 78.
[10/16/24 15:06:28] Platonides has dealt Fischmiep a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:23:30 is added to Fischmiep's clock.
[10/16/24 15:27:12] DividedByZero was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:11:36 from level 63.
[10/16/24 15:38:54] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:54:49 towards level 88.
[10/16/24 16:35:09] d4n13L was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:16:06 from level 85.
[10/16/24 17:08:38] Matthew ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:46:14 from level 72.
[10/16/24 17:08:41] nathan has dealt Techman a Critical Strike! 1 day, 11:23:15 is added to Techman's clock.
[10/16/24 18:00:11] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Pinkman's tunic! Pinkman's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/24 18:05:12] RandomZero bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:07 towards level 45.
[10/16/24 18:49:44] dbaoty reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dbaoty's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/24 19:40:42] nax_ hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:45 towards level 46.
[10/16/24 20:40:46] EddieT137 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:33:57 towards level 84.
[10/16/24 20:41:07] Kritzefitz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:19 towards level 88.
[10/16/24 20:47:12] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/24 22:08:18] Rayke has dealt anarcat a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:52:33 is added to anarcat's clock.
[10/16/24 23:01:35] yano hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:24:29 towards level 92.
[10/16/24 23:13:16] zuper hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:30 towards level 57.
[10/16/24 23:41:41] The local wizard imbued Rayke's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Rayke's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/16/24 23:48:58] Kachin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:41:22 towards level 80.
[10/17/24 00:36:35] fork's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! fork's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/24 00:43:09] pwae was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:14:32 from level 89.
[10/17/24 00:57:01] Bluedog caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:42:51 towards level 84.
[10/17/24 01:43:25] Affliction found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:15 towards level 89.
[10/17/24 02:50:03] Omega spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Omega's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/24 02:55:44] hdm was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:14:53 towards level 97.
[10/17/24 03:25:28] adamus1red burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! adamus1red's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/24 03:35:07] Paganel was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:23:29 towards level 86.
[10/17/24 03:37:56] The local wizard imbued io's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! io's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/24 03:42:09] tmberg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 04:02:56 from level 81.
[10/17/24 04:04:08] RandomZero found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:23 towards level 45.
[10/17/24 04:10:29] VonToutCourt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:10:55 towards level 92.
[10/17/24 04:29:02] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:34:25 from level 85.
[10/17/24 05:11:28] slim spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! slim's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/24 07:28:34] MadMan discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:44:05 towards level 81.
[10/17/24 07:46:33] Ancalagon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:41 towards level 71.
[10/17/24 07:49:37] przt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:52 towards level 40.
[10/17/24 08:01:44] Haxx was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:36 towards level 45.
[10/17/24 08:06:21] TheSilentLink found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 22 days, 10:17:31 towards level 78.
[10/17/24 08:10:58] TheSilentLink has dealt solarsparq a Critical Strike! 2 days, 11:46:13 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[10/17/24 08:56:28] gildarts discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:04:51 towards level 83.
[10/17/24 09:25:21] CompanionCube slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! CompanionCube's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/24 09:57:58] Stevland was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:48:42 towards level 86.
[10/17/24 10:09:38] spawn discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:52 towards level 41.
[10/17/24 10:20:26] Ungoliant found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:27:18 towards level 82.
[10/17/24 10:33:54] Cirdan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:17:53 towards level 94.
[10/17/24 11:53:36] kptr walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:49:20 from level 90.
[10/17/24 12:17:46] nathan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:07:58 from level 67.
[10/17/24 12:50:04] Gangsterish's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Gangsterish's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/24 13:24:14] Daikojun bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:54 towards level 70.
[10/17/24 13:33:01] Pinkman's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Pinkman's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/17/24 14:12:29] Stevland was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:05:49 towards level 86.
[10/17/24 14:32:20] Platonides tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:36:14 towards level 78.
[10/17/24 14:40:22] spex ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:05:33 from level 91.
[10/17/24 15:31:49] RandomZero's charm ate a bolt of lightning! RandomZero's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/24 15:44:56] blazed bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:25 towards level 37.
[10/17/24 16:25:58] SirNeo was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:48:48 from level 73.
[10/17/24 16:34:01] Fischmiep was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:03:00 from level 58.
[10/17/24 16:40:02] Mat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:49 towards level 72.
[10/17/24 16:43:03] Kachin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kachin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/24 17:14:29] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on buzel's tunic! buzel's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/24 17:28:59] Omega caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:08:00 towards level 83.
[10/17/24 18:53:28] CompanionCube's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! CompanionCube's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/17/24 20:33:14] rawgreaze fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:37:24 from level 84.
[10/17/24 21:53:42] ColonelPanic001 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:20:14 towards level 65.
[10/17/24 22:20:21] blazed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:33 towards level 37.
[10/17/24 22:33:43] gosu ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:29:24 from level 41.
[10/17/24 22:37:44] Thorael ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:39:27 from level 87.
[10/17/24 22:47:32] ChowderKeg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:11:06 towards level 92.
[10/17/24 23:25:29] blazed had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:55 towards level 37.
[10/17/24 23:57:08] VonToutCourt reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! VonToutCourt's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/24 00:21:35] untz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:25 towards level 40.
[10/18/24 00:29:43] Kurenai was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:52:09 from level 82.
[10/18/24 00:30:04] Ungoliant found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:25:25 towards level 82.
[10/18/24 00:36:21] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:58:53 towards level 94.
[10/18/24 00:41:07] gosu got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:30 towards level 41.
[10/18/24 01:14:16] simple found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:21:24 towards level 86.
[10/18/24 01:41:33] The local wizard imbued Jens's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Jens's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/24 01:53:51] cornfeedhobo's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! cornfeedhobo's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/18/24 02:27:12] ChowderKeg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:59:24 towards level 92.
[10/18/24 02:35:30] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Wolf's tunic! Wolf's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/24 04:59:14] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:28 towards level 86.
[10/18/24 05:54:13] muirrum's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! muirrum's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/18/24 06:01:33] Zaratustra was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:06:38 from level 80.
[10/18/24 06:40:20] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:09:44 from level 86.
[10/18/24 06:45:58] TheSilentLink was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 12:40:20 towards level 78.
[10/18/24 06:48:04] mordac was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 05:47:01 from level 89.
[10/18/24 08:08:11] v9x was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:23 towards level 34.
[10/18/24 09:06:32] dbaoty was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:04 towards level 36.
[10/18/24 09:13:46] heaton was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:09 towards level 40.
[10/18/24 10:01:28] zifnab06 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:53 towards level 84.
[10/18/24 10:15:32] SirNeo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:11 towards level 73.
[10/18/24 10:35:32] Nysdar got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:30:15 from level 89.
[10/18/24 11:14:23] bg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:36:48 from level 90.
[10/18/24 11:48:30] cadfael bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:01:44 towards level 85.
[10/18/24 12:35:39] fork gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:03:57 towards level 62.
[10/18/24 12:44:03] Ecko was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:34:26 from level 85.
[10/18/24 13:00:50] fstrelok tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:56:53 towards level 70.
[10/18/24 13:15:54] CrashOverride found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 01:05:57 towards level 89.
[10/18/24 13:42:37] yano caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:12:22 towards level 92.
[10/18/24 13:53:39] misha found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:14:49 towards level 98.
[10/18/24 14:19:07] Gangsterish has dealt lelu a Critical Strike! 1 day, 00:35:11 is added to lelu's clock.
[10/18/24 14:57:08] \dev\ice was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:07:40 towards level 79.
[10/18/24 15:01:36] idlegood bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:01:18 towards level 82.
[10/18/24 15:03:21] ambitious_sloth ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:31:56 from level 50.
[10/18/24 15:59:21] bookworm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:19:50 from level 84.
[10/18/24 16:20:38] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:08:39 towards level 94.
[10/18/24 16:26:40] CrashOverride was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:47:32 towards level 89.
[10/18/24 17:05:09] Crazycatlady burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Crazycatlady's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/18/24 17:15:48] Stevland fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:10:49 from level 86.
[10/18/24 17:18:19] SirBummelz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:34:34 from level 73.
[10/18/24 17:59:34] Sario was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:40 towards level 77.
[10/18/24 18:00:49] CornFly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:38:10 towards level 87.
[10/18/24 18:15:51] Stevland slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Stevland's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/18/24 18:30:58] particleflux found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:27:45 towards level 67.
[10/18/24 18:37:35] brycec ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:38:18 from level 85.
[10/18/24 18:57:47] dbx12 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:11:54 towards level 76.
[10/18/24 19:00:12] MELOONi's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! MELOONi's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/18/24 19:15:52] Paganel found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:54:18 towards level 86.
[10/18/24 19:24:12] allo walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 04:00:44 from level 93.
[10/18/24 19:50:18] OobSaco was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:41:20 from level 65.
[10/18/24 20:02:19] Varjatticus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:18 towards level 57.
[10/18/24 20:37:31] dxrt bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:09:19 towards level 60.
[10/18/24 20:58:03] untz found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:01 towards level 41.
[10/18/24 21:38:23] vectr0n was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:25:46 towards level 75.
[10/18/24 21:45:58] nya discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:52:41 towards level 88.
[10/18/24 23:08:30] ColonelPanic001 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:43 towards level 65.
[10/18/24 23:09:36] hcf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:46 towards level 51.
[10/18/24 23:36:37] Gangsterish bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:54 towards level 66.
[10/18/24 23:48:41] SirBummelz was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:23:04 towards level 73.
[10/19/24 00:09:44] keepmyshirt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:38:27 towards level 51.
[10/19/24 00:27:37] thornrag ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:03:52 from level 85.
[10/19/24 00:28:52] Sombra was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:26:07 from level 92.
[10/19/24 00:32:59] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:20 from level 80.
[10/19/24 00:40:43] el was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:16:09 towards level 90.
[10/19/24 00:58:08] RussellB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:58:02 towards level 89.
[10/19/24 01:22:06] pants has dealt nax_ a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:42:49 is added to nax_'s clock.
[10/19/24 01:27:52] zbe ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:37:37 from level 100.
[10/19/24 01:28:22] catte bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:07:34 towards level 58.
[10/19/24 01:48:13] DojShadow had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:19:01 towards level 61.
[10/19/24 02:01:47] yano was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:12:44 from level 92.
[10/19/24 02:04:51] TimeWarp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:09:49 from level 82.
[10/19/24 02:28:06] The local wizard imbued nax_'s pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! nax_'s set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/24 03:24:31] figment bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:55:09 towards level 54.
[10/19/24 04:16:35] ZOTTA was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:31:45 towards level 85.
[10/19/24 04:52:29] yNos discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:24:42 towards level 88.
[10/19/24 05:04:17] ZOTTA ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:25:30 from level 85.
[10/19/24 05:15:41] ambitious_sloth was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:06 towards level 50.
[10/19/24 05:21:16] soygirl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:46:59 towards level 52.
[10/19/24 05:50:42] buzel's charm ate a bolt of lightning! buzel's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/24 07:19:41] Theleveler was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:39:41 towards level 89.
[10/19/24 07:20:36] tmberg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:12:15 towards level 81.
[10/19/24 08:27:57] vegadark gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:42 towards level 96.
[10/19/24 09:09:32] idlegood was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:32:19 towards level 82.
[10/19/24 09:31:23] Haxx's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Haxx's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/19/24 09:57:42] Kody found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:20 towards level 63.
[10/19/24 10:15:52] zifnab06 caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:57:01 towards level 84.
[10/19/24 10:24:18] Neil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:01 towards level 68.
[10/19/24 10:27:28] Garg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:29:05 towards level 68.
[10/19/24 10:36:30] nax was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:35 towards level 51.
[10/19/24 11:11:42] Rayke was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:21:21 from level 58.
[10/19/24 11:20:05] Enapiuz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:54 towards level 41.
[10/19/24 11:22:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on blobdog's tunic! blobdog's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/24 11:30:35] hax404 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:32:40 towards level 87.
[10/19/24 12:23:04] Matthew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 09:42:56 towards level 72.
[10/19/24 12:30:21] signofzeta caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:45:38 towards level 80.
[10/19/24 12:35:01] Gangsterish was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:31 towards level 66.
[10/19/24 13:03:25] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on DrinkyBird's tunic! DrinkyBird's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/24 13:15:16] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:23:43 towards level 93.
[10/19/24 13:38:40] spawn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:40:00 towards level 42.
[10/19/24 13:48:22] vectr0n was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:55:12 towards level 75.
[10/19/24 13:59:28] Cirdan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:33:43 towards level 94.
[10/19/24 14:08:03] Malvolio was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:38:07 towards level 69.
[10/19/24 14:18:56] Voras caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:30 towards level 42.
[10/19/24 15:10:21] heisenbug was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:37:19 towards level 94.
[10/19/24 15:45:48] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:53:48 towards level 82.
[10/19/24 16:19:10] gildarts found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:30:52 towards level 83.
[10/19/24 16:47:47] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:21:08 from level 80.
[10/19/24 17:26:24] Carl has dealt shady a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:55:59 is added to shady's clock.
[10/19/24 17:30:43] untz was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:36 from level 41.
[10/19/24 18:08:40] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/24 18:08:52] sam got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:03:34 towards level 85.
[10/19/24 19:09:26] Paganel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:55:48 towards level 86.
[10/19/24 19:18:43] sparogy caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:48:15 towards level 60.
[10/19/24 19:32:41] gryphus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:38:53 towards level 55.
[10/19/24 19:37:00] freeboson hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:13:06 towards level 91.
[10/19/24 19:38:21] The local wizard imbued Nuae's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Nuae's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/19/24 19:39:21] Gorek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 02:29:42 towards level 93.
[10/19/24 20:59:38] ambitious_sloth was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:35 towards level 50.
[10/19/24 21:05:09] TimeWarp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:36:41 towards level 82.
[10/19/24 21:45:32] simple had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:14:12 towards level 86.
[10/19/24 22:17:49] DrinkyBird found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:06:42 towards level 94.
[10/19/24 22:36:12] catte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:23 towards level 58.
[10/19/24 23:28:01] SirNeo burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! SirNeo's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/19/24 23:37:58] gosu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:06 towards level 42.
[10/20/24 01:54:33] \dev\ice gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:21:59 towards level 79.
[10/20/24 02:10:43] SirBummelz was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 14:14:43 from level 73.
[10/20/24 02:35:07] ChowderKeg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:51:08 towards level 92.
[10/20/24 04:25:23] idleevil found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:20:48 towards level 82.
[10/20/24 04:58:48] spex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:03 towards level 91.
[10/20/24 06:54:21] soygirl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:44 towards level 52.
[10/20/24 06:56:21] shady got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:43 from level 44.
[10/20/24 07:41:09] blobdog was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:24 towards level 66.
[10/20/24 08:30:20] spex has dealt Ecko a Critical Strike! 10 days, 13:36:58 is added to Ecko's clock.
[10/20/24 09:43:06] damyan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:26:45 towards level 85.
[10/20/24 11:00:57] hcf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:15:45 towards level 51.
[10/20/24 11:08:05] grim hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:56 towards level 28.
[10/20/24 13:47:10] The local wizard imbued jaxson's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! jaxson's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/20/24 14:24:44] freeboson was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:33:11 from level 91.
[10/20/24 15:32:12] ponzu has dealt soltys a Critical Strike! 7 days, 10:00:30 is added to soltys's clock.
[10/20/24 15:36:52] Stevland was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:09 towards level 86.
[10/20/24 15:41:47] Sombra was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:04:26 towards level 92.
[10/20/24 16:05:52] f0zk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:24:18 towards level 53.
[10/20/24 17:03:59] misha bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:06:05 towards level 98.
[10/20/24 17:14:32] RandomZero was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:42:07 towards level 46.
[10/20/24 17:34:01] Carl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:39:33 towards level 88.
[10/20/24 17:38:50] Wolf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:47:37 towards level 94.
[10/20/24 18:04:28] CornFly had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:19:51 towards level 87.
[10/20/24 18:21:41] sam got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:09:51 from level 85.
[10/20/24 19:14:45] unicron got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:45:38 towards level 77.
[10/20/24 19:42:20] SSLbits was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:34:19 towards level 80.
[10/20/24 19:44:15] Rayke was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:30 towards level 58.
[10/20/24 19:47:24] ahmubashshir was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:16:40 towards level 75.
[10/20/24 20:19:21] Wizard-Of-Paws bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:17 towards level 42.
[10/20/24 21:04:39] RandomZero was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:32:32 from level 46.
[10/20/24 21:07:36] bookworm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:44:33 towards level 84.
[10/20/24 21:52:12] bookworm was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:26:51 towards level 84.
[10/20/24 22:07:49] drahthaar spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! drahthaar's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/20/24 22:18:31] Celediel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:31:22 towards level 66.
[10/20/24 22:39:49] simple was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:32:02 from level 86.
[10/21/24 00:11:44] Yarosh found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:27:10 towards level 83.
[10/21/24 00:20:10] V was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:12 towards level 92.
[10/21/24 00:23:41] kinus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:29:24 towards level 86.
[10/21/24 00:33:53] simple was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:24:26 towards level 86.
[10/21/24 01:32:05] Aksej found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:00:14 towards level 85.
[10/21/24 02:01:35] soltys discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:54:52 towards level 95.
[10/21/24 02:35:08] ukleinek has dealt hax404 a Critical Strike! 14 days, 12:25:11 is added to hax404's clock.
[10/21/24 02:52:48] pastly fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:06:43 from level 64.
[10/21/24 02:55:22] thatmint walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:14 from level 73.
[10/21/24 02:55:34] VonToutCourt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:47:53 towards level 92.
[10/21/24 03:23:25] HeavyPodda was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 18:53:54 towards level 90.
[10/21/24 05:04:10] Forud found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:04:32 towards level 91.
[10/21/24 05:21:33] hcf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:18 towards level 51.
[10/21/24 05:41:50] Notir's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Notir's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/24 05:47:57] misha tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:07:03 towards level 98.
[10/21/24 06:05:32] ToeCheese caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:02:46 towards level 52.
[10/21/24 06:13:08] shady found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:58 towards level 45.
[10/21/24 06:27:51] JigmeDatse was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:08:30 from level 68.
[10/21/24 06:39:09] HollowWasp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:31:31 towards level 62.
[10/21/24 06:57:44] JigmeDatse was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:44:14 towards level 68.
[10/21/24 06:59:08] tomhek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:11:47 from level 90.
[10/21/24 07:58:42] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:59:03 towards level 92.
[10/21/24 08:39:02] muirrum found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:19:31 towards level 68.
[10/21/24 09:06:55] kptr had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:19:46 towards level 90.
[10/21/24 09:17:37] enteral was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:05:00 towards level 74.
[10/21/24 09:43:23] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:52:02 towards level 98.
[10/21/24 11:15:16] thatmint was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:47:32 from level 74.
[10/21/24 11:33:45] Sario was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:06:45 from level 77.
[10/21/24 12:23:57] allo was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:40:06 towards level 93.
[10/21/24 12:51:26] Platonides burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Platonides's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/24 13:13:26] Zaratustra walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:02:53 from level 80.
[10/21/24 13:35:10] dyvonna caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:37 towards level 87.
[10/21/24 13:40:14] tswsl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:39:23 from level 90.
[10/21/24 13:47:17] MadMan was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:34:28 towards level 81.
[10/21/24 14:02:26] buzel was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:38:37 from level 90.
[10/21/24 14:28:12] rawgreaze slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! rawgreaze's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/21/24 14:45:56] Luca found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:23:35 towards level 60.
[10/21/24 15:20:18] f0zk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:10:30 towards level 53.
[10/21/24 15:29:53] heisenbug caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:32:17 towards level 94.
[10/21/24 15:52:10] buzel was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:31:53 towards level 90.
[10/21/24 15:57:08] idleneutral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:03:08 towards level 77.
[10/21/24 16:22:08] nax's charm ate a bolt of lightning! nax's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/21/24 16:25:54] benzo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:43 towards level 47.
[10/21/24 16:37:06] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:07 towards level 86.
[10/21/24 16:51:06] RussellB was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:39:58 towards level 89.
[10/21/24 17:18:55] tomhek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:55:18 from level 90.
[10/21/24 17:27:06] sam was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:03:06 from level 85.
[10/21/24 17:35:26] shikhin discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:06:44 towards level 94.
[10/21/24 19:11:50] Drin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:38:55 towards level 82.
[10/21/24 20:11:17] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:14:13 towards level 91.
[10/21/24 20:46:12] ChowderKeg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:06:01 towards level 92.
[10/21/24 21:10:00] idlegood found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:06:36 towards level 82.
[10/21/24 21:47:03] sparogy was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:16:02 from level 60.
[10/21/24 22:14:41] Kritzefitz has dealt catte a Critical Strike! 2 days, 22:37:12 is added to catte's clock.
[10/21/24 23:26:53] sparogy was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:39:10 towards level 60.
[10/21/24 23:32:13] apb was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:02:49 from level 90.
[10/21/24 23:38:14] hiod bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:46:32 towards level 59.
[10/22/24 00:29:56] edo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:53:22 towards level 52.
[10/22/24 01:17:20] cadfael fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:26:10 from level 86.
[10/22/24 01:35:16] shady was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:18 towards level 45.
[10/22/24 02:01:53] kevkev got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:58:39 from level 62.
[10/22/24 02:10:10] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:27:20 towards level 89.
[10/22/24 02:13:14] soygirl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:43:50 towards level 52.
[10/22/24 02:22:28] yano discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:03:29 towards level 92.
[10/22/24 03:41:48] QxL had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:27:22 towards level 48.
[10/22/24 03:51:41] Reilly's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Reilly's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/24 04:13:57] Sombra was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:24:57 towards level 93.
[10/22/24 05:05:37] Wam has dealt Luca a Critical Strike! 1 day, 03:35:46 is added to Luca's clock.
[10/22/24 06:36:54] koyaan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:17:06 from level 52.
[10/22/24 06:46:29] dots was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:54:21 towards level 49.
[10/22/24 07:08:12] gradator slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! gradator's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/22/24 07:15:44] Drin gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:13:53 towards level 82.
[10/22/24 07:29:00] koyaan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:06:30 towards level 52.
[10/22/24 07:46:44] Platonides got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:47:12 towards level 78.
[10/22/24 07:48:05] dots was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:10 towards level 49.
[10/22/24 08:07:07] HeavyPodda hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:15:57 towards level 90.
[10/22/24 08:09:20] pants was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:36:48 from level 86.
[10/22/24 08:15:16] yano burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! yano's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/22/24 08:38:44] Cirdan got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:42 towards level 94.
[10/22/24 08:42:57] KindOne found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:45:06 towards level 81.
[10/22/24 09:29:04] Ecko bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 22:54:32 towards level 85.
[10/22/24 09:47:26] "\@_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:58:39 towards level 90.
[10/22/24 10:01:14] The local wizard imbued medivh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! medivh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/24 10:12:08] nathan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:17:01 towards level 67.
[10/22/24 11:18:25] freeboson's charm ate a bolt of lightning! freeboson's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/24 11:24:17] signofzeta got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:25:57 towards level 80.
[10/22/24 11:50:54] shady was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:18 towards level 45.
[10/22/24 11:51:30] d4n13L ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:17:10 from level 85.
[10/22/24 12:25:28] Cockroach ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:56:03 from level 59.
[10/22/24 12:45:03] MetaNova ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:00:30 from level 87.
[10/22/24 13:30:45] Tangles hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:14:19 towards level 87.
[10/22/24 13:36:43] dxrt was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:16:33 from level 60.
[10/22/24 14:22:08] catte found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:05:50 towards level 58.
[10/22/24 14:59:26] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:31:50 towards level 98.
[10/22/24 15:21:26] Yarosh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:55:52 towards level 83.
[10/22/24 15:30:44] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ToeCheese's tunic! ToeCheese's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/24 15:59:09] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nya's tunic! nya's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/24 16:23:09] jabuxas had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:30:33 towards level 47.
[10/22/24 16:36:57] Nysdar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:58:35 towards level 89.
[10/22/24 16:39:49] slim reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! slim's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/24 16:51:10] Wolf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:43 towards level 94.
[10/22/24 17:12:24] enteral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:12:52 towards level 74.
[10/22/24 17:26:13] IFireflyl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:17:37 towards level 68.
[10/22/24 17:37:04] MadMan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:47:45 from level 81.
[10/22/24 18:30:02] Crazycatlady was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:22:07 towards level 93.
[10/22/24 19:04:13] Notir's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Notir's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/24 19:57:15] ZOTTA reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ZOTTA's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/22/24 20:41:18] Wizard-Of-Paws was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:16 towards level 43.
[10/22/24 20:44:58] jayvee was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:11:47 from level 83.
[10/22/24 22:17:28] Fenrik walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:55:23 from level 92.
[10/22/24 22:20:19] kinus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:38:15 towards level 86.
[10/22/24 22:29:13] muirrum was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:45:25 from level 68.
[10/22/24 23:12:39] Bunny ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:02:26 from level 48.
[10/22/24 23:18:38] dwfreed found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:14:52 towards level 92.
[10/22/24 23:30:20] zbe burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! zbe's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/24 00:47:26] Malvolio was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:49 towards level 69.
[10/23/24 00:57:58] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on misha's tunic! misha's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/24 01:12:32] gendish slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! gendish's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/24 01:14:06] ponzu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:47 towards level 52.
[10/23/24 01:45:31] Puff ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:45:44 from level 85.
[10/23/24 02:24:52] Pinkman ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:33:03 from level 88.
[10/23/24 02:27:10] Stevland discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:36:39 towards level 86.
[10/23/24 02:47:24] Pinkman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:06 towards level 88.
[10/23/24 03:38:41] apb walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:45:21 from level 90.
[10/23/24 04:19:25] Acolarh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:14:14 from level 86.
[10/23/24 04:20:52] Ungoliant discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:41:42 towards level 82.
[10/23/24 04:46:59] Affliction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:55:55 towards level 90.
[10/23/24 05:37:39] shikhin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:51:45 towards level 94.
[10/23/24 05:50:39] Lnk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:51:28 from level 99.
[10/23/24 06:16:57] adamus1red was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:29:19 towards level 87.
[10/23/24 06:28:15] Misza found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:08:31 towards level 78.
[10/23/24 06:38:05] The local wizard imbued gendish's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gendish's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/24 06:48:57] unicron has dealt tomhek a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:07:54 is added to tomhek's clock.
[10/23/24 08:07:50] grim was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:32:56 from level 33.
[10/23/24 08:10:39] ZOTTA ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:45:04 from level 85.
[10/23/24 08:18:02] Daikojun hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:26:34 towards level 70.
[10/23/24 09:14:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on "\@_'s tunic! "\@_'s tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/24 10:37:41] BastelBot's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! BastelBot's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/24 11:01:35] wowbagger was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:10:14 towards level 69.
[10/23/24 11:09:01] dots got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:09 towards level 50.
[10/23/24 11:28:03] VonToutCourt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:52 towards level 92.
[10/23/24 12:28:16] Malvolio got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:59:14 towards level 69.
[10/23/24 12:49:52] MELOONi was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:55:50 towards level 84.
[10/23/24 13:09:03] Lnk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:41:25 towards level 99.
[10/23/24 13:42:44] fork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:18 towards level 62.
[10/23/24 13:43:02] Stevland's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Stevland's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/24 14:00:46] Koffa was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 18:16:34 from level 92.
[10/23/24 14:16:12] Forud bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:43:48 towards level 91.
[10/23/24 16:19:08] MadMan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:53 towards level 81.
[10/23/24 16:26:55] dbaoty found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:11 towards level 38.
[10/23/24 17:18:05] Crazycatlady found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:10:21 towards level 93.
[10/23/24 18:14:29] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:25:18 towards level 59.
[10/23/24 18:35:37] Tangles was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:00:19 towards level 87.
[10/23/24 19:30:03] hcf's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! hcf's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/23/24 20:07:48] kevkev fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:17:07 from level 62.
[10/23/24 20:32:42] przt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:49 towards level 42.
[10/23/24 20:54:48] zifnab06 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:58 towards level 84.
[10/23/24 21:30:58] Ecko found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:30:09 towards level 85.
[10/23/24 21:54:19] Kayn's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kayn's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/23/24 22:01:48] pfoley got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:15:38 from level 83.
[10/23/24 22:07:56] allo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 07:38:16 towards level 93.
[10/23/24 22:15:27] HeavyPodda was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 02:59:50 towards level 90.
[10/23/24 22:17:52] \dev\ice tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:31:23 towards level 79.
[10/23/24 23:29:12] Malvolio spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Malvolio's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/24/24 01:24:10] Kody had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:35 towards level 63.
[10/24/24 01:31:27] Fenrik had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 10:24:47 towards level 92.
[10/24/24 02:02:32] hcf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:50 towards level 52.
[10/24/24 02:03:59] tomhek's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! tomhek's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/24 02:10:37] cadfael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:34:11 towards level 86.
[10/24/24 02:51:06] SirBummelz was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:52:08 from level 73.
[10/24/24 03:26:31] bookworm was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:00:09 towards level 84.
[10/24/24 03:29:20] Stevland found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:18:58 towards level 86.
[10/24/24 03:47:07] Daikojun was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:22:47 towards level 71.
[10/24/24 04:01:56] Lord255 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:18:05 towards level 94.
[10/24/24 04:08:49] idlegood met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:56:41 from level 82.
[10/24/24 05:49:10] Dex was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:54:49 towards level 62.
[10/24/24 06:29:25] Celediel spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Celediel's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/24/24 06:47:06] wille bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:33:12 towards level 68.
[10/24/24 07:06:38] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:14:18 towards level 96.
[10/24/24 07:17:41] The local wizard imbued Kayn's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Kayn's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/24 07:39:25] figment was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:29:46 from level 54.
[10/24/24 07:44:33] t3chn0 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:39:33 towards level 88.
[10/24/24 08:43:59] zbe hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:07:45 towards level 100.
[10/24/24 09:55:44] Ecko discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:29:02 towards level 85.
[10/24/24 10:28:40] Fehu was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:11:58 from level 78.
[10/24/24 10:31:56] Haxx caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:01:05 towards level 47.
[10/24/24 10:37:37] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on nathan's tunic! nathan's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/24 10:46:15] sparogy had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:50:15 towards level 60.
[10/24/24 11:02:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Dex's tunic! Dex's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/24 11:16:04] crysis found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:50 towards level 73.
[10/24/24 11:52:32] yano hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:25 towards level 92.
[10/24/24 11:56:54] alexlehm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:49:25 towards level 71.
[10/24/24 11:58:34] Puff was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:19:42 towards level 85.
[10/24/24 12:38:27] dyvonna was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:20:13 towards level 88.
[10/24/24 13:36:27] Reilly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:35:41 towards level 69.
[10/24/24 13:38:54] Wizard-Of-Paws was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:39 towards level 43.
[10/24/24 14:05:25] blobdog was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:01 towards level 66.
[10/24/24 14:36:42] sc was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:42:05 towards level 98.
[10/24/24 15:08:00] Fehu was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:56:55 towards level 78.
[10/24/24 15:42:43] Fischmiep reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Fischmiep's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/24/24 16:14:57] freeboson found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:12:04 towards level 91.
[10/24/24 16:46:00] crivic hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:05 towards level 26.
[10/24/24 17:29:06] BastelBot gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:03:21 towards level 93.
[10/24/24 18:16:51] tswsl's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! tswsl's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/24/24 18:41:15] idleevil was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:57:06 towards level 82.
[10/24/24 19:58:30] cornfeedhobo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:45:01 from level 74.
[10/24/24 20:47:01] Omega was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:50:32 towards level 84.
[10/24/24 21:28:02] dots got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:00 towards level 50.
[10/24/24 21:36:47] adamus1red bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:52:36 towards level 87.
[10/24/24 21:58:30] blobdog found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:06:33 towards level 67.
[10/24/24 22:25:55] adamus1red spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! adamus1red's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/24/24 22:38:13] Blohsh bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:03:22 towards level 63.
[10/24/24 22:54:44] mdpv found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:21 towards level 41.
[10/24/24 23:02:01] ZOTTA was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:56:58 towards level 85.
[10/24/24 23:49:52] insidesources got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:49:59 from level 55.
[10/25/24 01:03:09] dbx12 was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:40:24 from level 76.
[10/25/24 01:26:39] kenyon found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:25 towards level 91.
[10/25/24 01:42:12] Gorek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:45:54 towards level 93.
[10/25/24 02:25:45] The local wizard imbued TheSilentLink's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! TheSilentLink's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/24 03:16:12] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:14:22 towards level 89.
[10/25/24 04:08:17] alexlehm walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:21:19 from level 71.
[10/25/24 04:42:32] crysis has dealt Notir a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:26:19 is added to Notir's clock.
[10/25/24 04:45:24] TheSilentLink was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 18 days, 07:30:38 from level 78.
[10/25/24 05:46:58] nathan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:02:49 from level 67.
[10/25/24 06:22:06] bg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/24 06:40:58] dbx12 was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:55:06 towards level 76.
[10/25/24 08:32:44] pants was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:25:32 towards level 87.
[10/25/24 09:06:42] Kody found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:49:39 towards level 64.
[10/25/24 09:19:01] heaton was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:05:10 towards level 43.
[10/25/24 09:19:07] pastly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:43:54 towards level 64.
[10/25/24 09:49:26] muirrum caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:08:53 towards level 68.
[10/25/24 10:05:58] CrashOverride was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:26:27 from level 89.
[10/25/24 10:59:12] hcf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:15:50 towards level 52.
[10/25/24 11:22:21] figment ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:33:31 from level 54.
[10/25/24 12:05:37] Reilly discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:19 towards level 69.
[10/25/24 13:02:37] HeavyPodda was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:24:07 from level 90.
[10/25/24 13:44:30] hax404 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:32:46 towards level 87.
[10/25/24 13:59:10] dbaoty bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:47 towards level 39.
[10/25/24 15:06:22] Pinkman found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:52:51 towards level 89.
[10/25/24 15:14:37] tmberg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:32:39 towards level 81.
[10/25/24 15:51:32] Drin hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:02 towards level 82.
[10/25/24 16:02:29] ChowderKeg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:17:59 towards level 92.
[10/25/24 16:43:39] ColonelPanic001 has dealt Tabmow a Critical Strike! 3 days, 15:05:06 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[10/25/24 16:50:38] ToHellWithGA was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:39:03 towards level 93.
[10/25/24 16:54:15] ahmubashshir found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:12:03 towards level 75.
[10/25/24 17:00:50] Platonides found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:49:12 towards level 78.
[10/25/24 17:26:51] untz gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:40:37 towards level 43.
[10/25/24 17:50:18] sam fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:51:56 from level 85.
[10/25/24 18:35:07] pants got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:02:22 towards level 87.
[10/25/24 19:07:04] jabuxas slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! jabuxas's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/25/24 20:17:19] freeboson reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! freeboson's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/24 20:46:11] anarcat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:02 towards level 93.
[10/25/24 21:07:59] Paganel hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:26:08 towards level 86.
[10/25/24 21:08:23] dbx12's charm ate a bolt of lightning! dbx12's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/25/24 21:27:28] RussellB ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:20:06 from level 89.
[10/25/24 21:28:49] Ecko gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:39:21 towards level 85.
[10/25/24 22:11:18] Fehu tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:56:56 towards level 78.
[10/25/24 22:14:28] vectr0n was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:14:34 from level 75.
[10/26/24 00:33:54] Pinkman had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:49:48 towards level 89.
[10/26/24 01:47:45] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:28 towards level 84.
[10/26/24 01:50:18] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tswsl's tunic! tswsl's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/24 02:02:09] Kody fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:27:23 from level 64.
[10/26/24 02:21:47] tomhek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:57:55 from level 90.
[10/26/24 04:31:44] blazed had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:55 towards level 41.
[10/26/24 04:34:05] ChowderKeg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:00:38 towards level 92.
[10/26/24 04:49:09] insidesources found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:05:28 towards level 55.
[10/26/24 05:28:13] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:00:11 towards level 90.
[10/26/24 06:46:00] allo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:13:45 towards level 93.
[10/26/24 07:35:19] pyre was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:50:29 from level 92.
[10/26/24 07:36:50] adamus1red's charm ate a bolt of lightning! adamus1red's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/24 08:00:02] hdm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:15:51 towards level 98.
[10/26/24 08:02:03] zbe discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:51:33 towards level 100.
[10/26/24 08:13:12] gildarts met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:50:59 from level 83.
[10/26/24 08:27:18] Theleveler was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:28:13 towards level 89.
[10/26/24 08:30:10] tmberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:50:23 towards level 81.
[10/26/24 09:01:54] SirNeo found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:59 towards level 73.
[10/26/24 09:08:44] Ancalagon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:27:49 towards level 72.
[10/26/24 09:27:27] gideonstar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:57:43 towards level 68.
[10/26/24 09:59:23] gendish ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:09:02 from level 64.
[10/26/24 10:18:10] Garg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:15:22 towards level 69.
[10/26/24 10:27:00] soygirl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:06:32 towards level 53.
[10/26/24 10:40:52] The local wizard imbued gideonstar's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! gideonstar's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/24 10:59:17] freeboson was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:55:52 towards level 91.
[10/26/24 11:02:30] washclof's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! washclof's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/24 11:10:02] gendish bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:05:34 towards level 64.
[10/26/24 12:11:24] muirrum was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:42:52 towards level 68.
[10/26/24 12:37:19] Kurenai found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 09:45:44 towards level 83.
[10/26/24 13:03:56] damyan tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:32:24 towards level 86.
[10/26/24 13:21:44] Kurenai was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 20:19:45 towards level 83.
[10/26/24 14:25:56] BlueJay tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:32:11 towards level 66.
[10/26/24 16:20:12] Wam got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:23 from level 84.
[10/26/24 16:42:12] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:04:06 towards level 87.
[10/26/24 16:50:34] vegadark was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 08:05:31 from level 97.
[10/26/24 17:02:13] idleneutral tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:48:12 towards level 77.
[10/26/24 17:31:35] Matthew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:34:25 towards level 72.
[10/26/24 18:28:48] gusto was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:13:08 towards level 80.
[10/26/24 19:16:07] Reilly was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:45:29 from level 69.
[10/26/24 19:40:46] nya tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:13:53 towards level 89.
[10/26/24 20:04:51] VonToutCourt's charm ate a bolt of lightning! VonToutCourt's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/24 20:21:56] thornrag ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:25:08 from level 85.
[10/26/24 22:10:12] manish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:20 towards level 22.
[10/26/24 22:13:18] Aksej got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:47:50 towards level 85.
[10/26/24 22:22:36] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Dex's tunic! Dex's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/26/24 22:36:09] Fischmiep was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:01 towards level 59.
[10/26/24 23:32:14] Blohsh was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:06:52 towards level 63.
[10/27/24 01:21:33] DojShadow reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! DojShadow's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/24 01:25:10] Gorek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:42:30 towards level 93.
[10/27/24 01:38:13] keepmyshirt fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:53:55 from level 52.
[10/27/24 01:52:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Drin's tunic! Drin's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/24 02:24:22] The local wizard imbued Aksej's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Aksej's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/24 03:07:35] Paganel was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:26:14 from level 86.
[10/27/24 03:32:09] Stevland was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:27:08 towards level 86.
[10/27/24 03:40:14] pastly slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pastly's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/27/24 04:00:16] IFireflyl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:50:14 towards level 68.
[10/27/24 05:23:05] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:07:42 towards level 87.
[10/27/24 05:51:24] Platonides found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:11:18 towards level 78.
[10/27/24 06:03:52] Carl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Carl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/24 06:11:17] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:26:14 towards level 88.
[10/27/24 06:40:25] manish was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:10 from level 24.
[10/27/24 06:52:43] nya caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:07:17 towards level 89.
[10/27/24 08:29:01] catte had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:47:51 towards level 58.
[10/27/24 08:55:01] Matthew got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:58:31 towards level 72.
[10/27/24 09:43:59] yano bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:20 towards level 92.
[10/27/24 09:47:57] gendish found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:35:16 towards level 64.
[10/27/24 10:00:39] Sombra got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:04:51 towards level 93.
[10/27/24 11:01:38] fork was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:49 towards level 62.
[10/27/24 11:07:45] Douwd found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:40 towards level 48.
[10/27/24 11:11:40] Aksej found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:05 towards level 85.
[10/27/24 12:04:42] Kurenai caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:06:25 towards level 83.
[10/27/24 12:23:53] edo was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:21 towards level 53.
[10/27/24 12:24:32] gendish had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:39:36 towards level 64.
[10/27/24 12:25:41] HeavyPodda gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:26:23 towards level 90.
[10/27/24 12:52:56] Theleveler had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:25:29 towards level 89.
[10/27/24 12:59:19] yNos found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:12:00 towards level 88.
[10/27/24 13:46:52] Wizard-Of-Paws caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:50:52 towards level 44.
[10/27/24 14:03:38] QxL was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:43:55 towards level 49.
[10/27/24 14:13:02] freeboson was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:36:55 from level 91.
[10/27/24 14:16:46] unicron discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:16:36 towards level 77.
[10/27/24 15:04:15] ToeCheese discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:20 towards level 53.
[10/27/24 15:08:04] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:01:06 towards level 80.
[10/27/24 15:37:32] idleneutral was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 09:18:06 from level 77.
[10/27/24 15:52:00] Ancalagon was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:06:54 towards level 72.
[10/27/24 17:35:16] naka's charm ate a bolt of lightning! naka's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/24 18:37:21] dots found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:40 towards level 50.
[10/27/24 19:21:51] Platonides gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:50 towards level 78.
[10/27/24 19:50:22] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gideonstar's tunic! gideonstar's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/27/24 20:47:59] pyre gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:48:29 towards level 92.
[10/27/24 21:08:46] edo was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:05:11 towards level 53.
[10/27/24 21:21:19] Drin was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:49:29 from level 82.
[10/27/24 21:55:58] Pinkman caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:52:56 towards level 89.
[10/27/24 21:58:11] gusto was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:39:44 from level 80.
[10/27/24 22:32:04] HollowWasp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:56:28 towards level 62.
[10/27/24 23:26:55] aqsd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:27 towards level 85.
[10/28/24 00:03:02] drahthaar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:53:43 from level 98.
[10/28/24 00:14:38] gendish gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:19:38 towards level 64.
[10/28/24 01:06:06] Matthew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:13:40 towards level 72.
[10/28/24 01:11:23] bg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:12:21 towards level 90.
[10/28/24 01:49:03] pfoley met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:04:58 from level 83.
[10/28/24 03:03:43] TimeWarp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:31 towards level 82.
[10/28/24 03:08:20] jayvee gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:01 towards level 83.
[10/28/24 03:13:43] slim was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:04:11 from level 84.
[10/28/24 03:19:50] buzel had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:19:27 towards level 90.
[10/28/24 03:29:35] Celediel burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Celediel's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/28/24 03:39:52] The local wizard imbued nax's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! nax's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/24 03:41:28] ChowderKeg has dealt Douwd a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:31:16 is added to Douwd's clock.
[10/28/24 04:22:43] pyre's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! pyre's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/28/24 04:31:42] Crazycatlady reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Crazycatlady's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/24 04:43:43] Celediel found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:54:50 towards level 66.
[10/28/24 05:08:04] el was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:12:36 towards level 91.
[10/28/24 05:55:50] TheSilentLink hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 31 days, 17:05:32 towards level 78.
[10/28/24 07:17:47] d4n13L was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:20:12 from level 85.
[10/28/24 07:31:14] wille gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:00:12 towards level 68.
[10/28/24 07:51:10] yano hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:39:08 towards level 93.
[10/28/24 08:42:12] The local wizard imbued slim's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! slim's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/24 09:09:15] CompanionCube bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:02:58 towards level 91.
[10/28/24 09:24:43] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:43:47 towards level 89.
[10/28/24 09:25:40] SSLbits was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:24:07 from level 80.
[10/28/24 10:15:49] nax_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:29 towards level 47.
[10/28/24 10:27:26] jra was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:03 towards level 56.
[10/28/24 10:34:01] pfoley tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:33 towards level 83.
[10/28/24 10:55:30] sparogy tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:52:30 towards level 60.
[10/28/24 11:16:17] pastly found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:15:22 towards level 64.
[10/28/24 11:37:37] ToeCheese hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:12:33 towards level 53.
[10/28/24 11:38:04] Affliction found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:44:18 towards level 90.
[10/28/24 11:42:47] shady was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:16:10 from level 47.
[10/28/24 12:36:52] ambitious_sloth found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:07:32 towards level 51.
[10/28/24 13:14:59] CornFly found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:47:41 towards level 87.
[10/28/24 13:19:42] The local wizard imbued particleflux's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! particleflux's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/28/24 14:16:33] thatmint was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:22:57 towards level 74.
[10/28/24 14:22:34] pants has dealt idleneutral a Critical Strike! 9 days, 09:47:08 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[10/28/24 14:25:05] TimeWarp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:57:05 towards level 82.
[10/28/24 14:31:30] dwfreed gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:20:31 towards level 92.
[10/28/24 15:08:36] Kritzefitz ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:31:17 from level 89.
[10/28/24 15:34:14] xbill ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:22:08 from level 92.
[10/28/24 17:01:20] signofzeta was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 03:12:55 from level 81.
[10/28/24 17:15:09] dbx12 was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:08:59 from level 76.
[10/28/24 17:19:46] CornFly was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:34:12 from level 87.
[10/28/24 17:49:34] cfjk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:05:00 from level 87.
[10/28/24 18:34:21] Yarosh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:20:46 from level 83.
[10/28/24 18:48:39] unicron slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! unicron's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/28/24 19:08:05] Misza found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:35:19 towards level 78.
[10/28/24 20:26:45] Crazycatlady got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:26:45 towards level 93.
[10/28/24 20:49:00] VonToutCourt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:34 towards level 92.
[10/28/24 21:09:08] AbrahamLinksys found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:13 towards level 29.
[10/28/24 21:41:17] ToeCheese bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:05 towards level 53.
[10/28/24 22:37:03] Acolarh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:39:23 towards level 86.
[10/28/24 22:41:46] Ungoliant ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:27:21 from level 82.
[10/28/24 22:53:46] SirNeo bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:56:28 towards level 74.
[10/28/24 22:55:28] mdpv tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:12 towards level 42.
[10/28/24 23:09:59] jayvee found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:53:43 towards level 83.
[10/28/24 23:12:36] Affliction bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:39:51 towards level 90.
[10/28/24 23:25:49] bsleep found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:21:09 towards level 87.
[10/28/24 23:35:33] idlegood discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:57:43 towards level 82.
[10/28/24 23:37:00] ToeCheese got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:30 towards level 53.
[10/28/24 23:37:51] Daikojun was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 23:18:21 from level 71.
[10/29/24 00:09:08] Koffa found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:44:51 towards level 92.
[10/29/24 01:38:22] Tabmow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:21:26 towards level 81.
[10/29/24 01:50:19] keepmyshirt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:17:49 towards level 52.
[10/29/24 01:55:30] pfoley slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pfoley's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/29/24 02:00:25] kenyon got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:07:33 towards level 92.
[10/29/24 02:19:36] pwae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:52:00 towards level 89.
[10/29/24 02:51:25] slim was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:22:50 from level 84.
[10/29/24 03:17:20] nax_ was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:06:25 towards level 48.
[10/29/24 03:42:41] f0zk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! f0zk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/24 03:52:47] Lord255 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:37 towards level 94.
[10/29/24 04:32:05] fork has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 11 days, 02:27:57 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/29/24 05:45:03] The local wizard imbued Blohsh's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Blohsh's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/24 05:53:44] Koffa was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:09:35 from level 92.
[10/29/24 06:02:17] CrashOverride got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:00:18 towards level 89.
[10/29/24 06:57:27] Techman gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:24:41 towards level 94.
[10/29/24 08:03:57] nathan ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:13:39 from level 67.
[10/29/24 08:10:14] yano got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:28:58 towards level 93.
[10/29/24 08:48:08] Matthew was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:58:15 towards level 72.
[10/29/24 09:02:14] soltys was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:45:15 towards level 95.
[10/29/24 10:29:41] Neil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:30:52 towards level 69.
[10/29/24 10:52:40] "\@_ had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:06:00 towards level 90.
[10/29/24 11:24:15] Koffa met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:11:08 from level 92.
[10/29/24 11:47:16] gideonstar bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:55:03 towards level 68.
[10/29/24 11:53:11] nathan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:13:10 towards level 67.
[10/29/24 12:06:42] apb caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:49:29 towards level 91.
[10/29/24 13:13:50] t3chn0 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:08 towards level 88.
[10/29/24 13:35:38] Acolarh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:43:29 from level 86.
[10/29/24 13:39:26] Tangles was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:11:52 towards level 87.
[10/29/24 13:47:26] pants was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:33:44 from level 87.
[10/29/24 14:19:11] catte bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:29:50 towards level 58.
[10/29/24 14:38:44] gradator's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gradator's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/24 15:32:32] catte's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! catte's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/24 15:55:32] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:59:51 towards level 74.
[10/29/24 16:03:58] tomhek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:37 towards level 90.
[10/29/24 16:18:30] StalkR discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:31:54 towards level 90.
[10/29/24 16:36:31] gideonstar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:11:36 towards level 68.
[10/29/24 16:44:41] edo spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! edo's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/29/24 16:56:00] Stevland reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Stevland's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/29/24 17:06:39] apb spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! apb's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/29/24 18:07:27] ponzu hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:56:51 towards level 53.
[10/29/24 18:20:56] soltys was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:35:19 towards level 95.
[10/29/24 19:28:18] Lord255 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:39 towards level 94.
[10/29/24 19:35:01] Notir gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:35 towards level 86.
[10/29/24 20:28:54] caeli was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:45:04 towards level 93.
[10/29/24 20:32:56] Nuae had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:40 towards level 81.
[10/29/24 20:55:40] Kayn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:06:23 towards level 62.
[10/29/24 20:59:35] mdpv gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:06 towards level 42.
[10/29/24 21:05:46] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:10:10 towards level 88.
[10/29/24 22:48:52] Kayn bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:44:24 towards level 62.
[10/29/24 23:43:17] hugga found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:17:25 towards level 73.
[10/29/24 23:51:05] Matthew was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:47:42 from level 72.
[10/30/24 00:28:06] TheSilentLink bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 25 days, 23:59:08 towards level 78.
[10/30/24 00:43:39] Matthew found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:38:30 towards level 72.
[10/30/24 01:30:14] dwfreed's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! dwfreed's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/24 02:16:56] dbx12 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:06:51 towards level 76.
[10/30/24 02:57:48] Blohsh was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:47:09 from level 63.
[10/30/24 03:33:14] anarcat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:03:04 towards level 94.
[10/30/24 03:53:10] Aksej gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:40 towards level 85.
[10/30/24 04:32:51] EddieT137 has dealt CompanionCube a Critical Strike! 7 days, 17:46:32 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[10/30/24 04:33:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Stevland's tunic! Stevland's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/24 06:06:26] Paganel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:13:49 towards level 86.
[10/30/24 07:49:25] insidesources spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! insidesources's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/30/24 08:36:38] edo was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:41:47 from level 53.
[10/30/24 09:05:50] idlegood had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:41:18 towards level 82.
[10/30/24 09:10:01] pfoley burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! pfoley's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/30/24 09:26:28] heaton was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:55:16 towards level 44.
[10/30/24 09:36:52] koyaan found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:38 towards level 52.
[10/30/24 10:36:11] low-key tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:52 towards level 28.
[10/30/24 11:01:54] canton7 was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:48 towards level 84.
[10/30/24 11:34:03] Acolarh ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:39:25 from level 86.
[10/30/24 11:34:43] Kritzefitz has dealt wille a Critical Strike! 2 days, 15:45:17 is added to wille's clock.
[10/30/24 11:40:14] The local wizard imbued Sario's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Sario's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/24 11:58:41] HollowWasp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:27:58 towards level 62.
[10/30/24 12:55:16] dxrt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:50:02 towards level 60.
[10/30/24 12:59:32] nax_ was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:34 towards level 48.
[10/30/24 15:33:35] CornFly got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:02 towards level 87.
[10/30/24 15:38:39] JigmeDatse slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! JigmeDatse's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/30/24 15:49:09] nax- hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:50 towards level 31.
[10/30/24 15:50:33] dyvonna found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:26:25 towards level 88.
[10/30/24 16:07:26] Ankhers was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:30:09 towards level 79.
[10/30/24 16:10:39] brycec bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:40:45 towards level 85.
[10/30/24 16:19:32] gendish found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:35:14 towards level 64.
[10/30/24 16:28:56] hcf slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! hcf's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/30/24 16:30:03] HollowWasp reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! HollowWasp's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/30/24 16:45:10] idleevil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:01:48 towards level 82.
[10/30/24 16:56:21] RandomZero tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:58:55 towards level 47.
[10/30/24 17:00:28] dyvonna was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:37:15 towards level 88.
[10/30/24 17:23:54] Theleveler ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:20:38 from level 89.
[10/30/24 17:29:52] Thorael found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:11:15 towards level 87.
[10/30/24 18:25:24] Cirdan hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:59:26 towards level 95.
[10/30/24 18:55:07] manish was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:54 from level 33.
[10/30/24 18:57:52] \dev\ice had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:54:53 towards level 79.
[10/30/24 19:45:27] IFireflyl was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:56:32 from level 68.
[10/30/24 20:10:04] pfoley caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:04:00 towards level 83.
[10/30/24 20:12:54] aqsd met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:59:17 from level 86.
[10/30/24 21:21:55] Sario got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:52:06 towards level 78.
[10/30/24 21:39:56] Zaratustra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:14:20 from level 81.
[10/30/24 21:51:50] Theleveler fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:59:14 from level 89.
[10/30/24 23:15:17] IFireflyl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:05 towards level 68.
[10/30/24 23:36:29] BastelBot was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:08 towards level 93.
[10/30/24 23:41:37] thatmint reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! thatmint's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/24 00:04:58] Misza was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:00:10 from level 78.
[10/31/24 01:08:27] Drin was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 00:49:45 towards level 83.
[10/31/24 01:09:06] unicron found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:33:33 towards level 77.
[10/31/24 01:35:34] damyan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:45:58 towards level 86.
[10/31/24 02:08:10] Celediel got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:39:51 from level 66.
[10/31/24 02:36:41] kinus discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:46:20 towards level 86.
[10/31/24 02:43:40] Nysdar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:02 towards level 89.
[10/31/24 02:52:42] nax ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:08:43 from level 52.
[10/31/24 03:03:00] jayvee found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:03:11 towards level 83.
[10/31/24 03:35:02] yano found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:08:30 towards level 93.
[10/31/24 03:43:49] scumola caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:19:30 towards level 85.
[10/31/24 04:16:32] canton7 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:12 towards level 84.
[10/31/24 04:29:47] aqsd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 19:05:33 from level 86.
[10/31/24 04:31:08] Wizard-Of-Paws's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Wizard-Of-Paws's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/24 06:13:48] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Lnk's tunic! Lnk's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/31/24 07:13:57] shikhin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:37:25 towards level 94.
[10/31/24 10:37:45] Daikojun caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:25:33 towards level 71.
[10/31/24 11:49:36] Matthew was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:27:40 towards level 72.
[10/31/24 11:59:59] thatmint was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:25:31 towards level 74.
[10/31/24 12:01:00] dyvonna had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:54:36 towards level 88.
[10/31/24 13:58:27] V was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:57:04 towards level 93.
[10/31/24 14:56:54] gusto gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:34:39 towards level 80.
[10/31/24 15:12:38] Garg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:13:46 towards level 69.
[10/31/24 15:14:54] Kody tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:41:10 towards level 64.
[10/31/24 16:02:45] cadfael gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:40:59 towards level 86.
[10/31/24 16:34:52] gideonstar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:40:56 towards level 68.
[10/31/24 16:54:09] sparogy was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:27 towards level 60.
[10/31/24 16:57:42] Fischmiep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:00 towards level 59.
[10/31/24 17:06:27] mdpv fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:27:24 from level 43.
[10/31/24 18:23:14] cornfeedhobo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:27:34 from level 74.
[10/31/24 19:25:19] hcf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:31:02 towards level 53.
[10/31/24 20:48:20] heisenbug was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:38:09 from level 94.
[10/31/24 21:44:25] Stevland bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:26:48 towards level 86.
[10/31/24 21:45:05] Lnk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:36:51 towards level 99.
[10/31/24 22:30:13] Neil was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:19:33 towards level 69.
[10/31/24 22:50:38] ahmubashshir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:08:08 towards level 75.
[10/31/24 22:56:58] QxL tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:51 towards level 50.
[10/31/24 23:29:19] Raithmir was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:08 from level 48.
[10/31/24 23:32:02] thornrag discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:41:34 towards level 85.
[11/01/24 00:07:44] HeavyPodda found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:58:29 towards level 90.
[11/01/24 00:08:29] ToeCheese was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:28:27 towards level 54.
[11/01/24 00:33:23] edo gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:28 towards level 53.
[11/01/24 00:38:12] wowbagger met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:23:11 from level 69.
[11/01/24 00:58:45] el found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:45:48 towards level 91.
[11/01/24 01:12:40] TimeWarp reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TimeWarp's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/24 02:01:48] CptKillmor was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:04:38 from level 48.
[11/01/24 02:08:44] Zaratustra reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Zaratustra's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/24 02:13:59] f0zk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:18 towards level 53.
[11/01/24 02:56:51] The local wizard imbued Cirdan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Cirdan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/24 04:41:24] el caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:29:04 towards level 91.
[11/01/24 05:13:35] untz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:16:19 towards level 44.
[11/01/24 05:16:17] SirNeo reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! SirNeo's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/24 05:19:09] JigmeDatse was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:27:02 towards level 68.
[11/01/24 05:23:07] StalkR found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:56 towards level 90.
[11/01/24 05:57:27] gildarts was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 10:57:23 from level 84.
[11/01/24 05:59:42] manish's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! manish's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/24 06:23:06] SirNeo had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:11:18 towards level 74.
[11/01/24 06:37:34] hugga was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:35:14 from level 73.
[11/01/24 06:46:21] Omega has dealt MetaNova a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:49:23 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[11/01/24 08:37:34] Ecko was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:10:58 towards level 85.
[11/01/24 10:45:13] EddieT137 gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:35:05 towards level 84.
[11/01/24 11:10:35] MadMan was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:33:27 from level 82.
[11/01/24 11:17:22] Wolf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:18 towards level 94.
[11/01/24 11:21:29] enteral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:41 towards level 74.
[11/01/24 11:35:36] IFireflyl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:35:49 towards level 68.
[11/01/24 12:13:03] The local wizard imbued cadfael's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! cadfael's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/24 12:57:19] muirrum got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:49 towards level 68.
[11/01/24 14:03:30] SirBummelz got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:01:06 towards level 73.
[11/01/24 14:04:46] Zaratustra was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:27:08 towards level 81.
[11/01/24 14:37:20] dwfreed got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:48:49 towards level 92.
[11/01/24 14:38:39] The local wizard imbued idleneutral's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! idleneutral's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/24 15:39:53] brycec found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:11:37 towards level 85.
[11/01/24 16:48:05] Gorek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:53:41 towards level 93.
[11/01/24 16:53:36] gideonstar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:28:39 towards level 68.
[11/01/24 18:22:22] Gorek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:33:32 towards level 93.
[11/01/24 19:05:18] Stevland burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Stevland's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/01/24 19:21:53] rawgreaze found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:55:56 towards level 85.
[11/01/24 19:52:01] ahmubashshir discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:20:05 towards level 75.
[11/01/24 20:39:53] zbe was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:50:32 from level 100.
[11/01/24 21:30:54] QxL reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! QxL's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/24 21:44:34] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on tmberg's tunic! tmberg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/01/24 23:08:14] apb was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:06:07 towards level 91.
[11/01/24 23:13:01] ZOTTA was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:49:08 from level 85.
[11/01/24 23:27:35] bt hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:23:48 towards level 49.
[11/02/24 00:05:59] Blohsh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:48 towards level 63.
[11/02/24 01:26:07] gusto was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:40:04 from level 80.
[11/02/24 01:38:58] heaton slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! heaton's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/24 02:17:53] chadgpt had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:49:17 towards level 57.
[11/02/24 04:23:28] Thorael found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:14:13 towards level 87.
[11/02/24 04:27:20] Notir was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:33:45 towards level 87.
[11/02/24 05:04:08] VonToutCourt found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:32:28 towards level 93.
[11/02/24 05:06:00] catte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:03 towards level 58.
[11/02/24 05:47:18] Tangles was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:24:13 towards level 87.
[11/02/24 06:07:08] bt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:53 towards level 49.
[11/02/24 06:12:03] Douwd caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:24 towards level 48.
[11/02/24 06:24:42] Tabmow was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:52:15 towards level 81.
[11/02/24 06:27:52] Omega was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:29:57 from level 84.
[11/02/24 06:35:18] Techman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:03 towards level 94.
[11/02/24 06:41:57] Techman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:41:51 towards level 94.
[11/02/24 07:04:00] BlueJay was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:57:28 towards level 66.
[11/02/24 07:20:01] sparogy hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:54:18 towards level 61.
[11/02/24 07:27:54] V found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:46:28 towards level 93.
[11/02/24 07:29:57] kinus hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:06:41 towards level 86.
[11/02/24 08:19:13] enteral found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:17:07 towards level 74.
[11/02/24 08:22:08] kenyon tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:59:41 towards level 92.
[11/02/24 08:49:16] signofzeta bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:54:42 towards level 81.
[11/02/24 09:09:46] SSLbits found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:49:54 towards level 80.
[11/02/24 09:10:37] CrashOverride found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:15 towards level 89.
[11/02/24 09:53:16] naka had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:56 towards level 34.
[11/02/24 10:06:52] dyvonna was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:23:46 towards level 88.
[11/02/24 10:06:55] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:50:30 towards level 88.
[11/02/24 10:07:49] Affliction reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Affliction's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/24 10:15:49] Celediel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:00:33 towards level 66.
[11/02/24 10:20:39] naka slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! naka's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/24 10:37:51] idleevil walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:43:42 from level 82.
[11/02/24 10:44:26] Wam found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:11:05 towards level 85.
[11/02/24 10:58:18] ChowderKeg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:58:42 from level 92.
[11/02/24 11:22:43] thatmint was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:03:04 towards level 74.
[11/02/24 11:24:56] Zaratustra was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:34:37 from level 81.
[11/02/24 11:25:20] nya's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! nya's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/02/24 12:05:15] wille tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:32:44 towards level 68.
[11/02/24 12:10:19] alephnull was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:17:53 from level 68.
[11/02/24 12:44:13] The local wizard imbued d4n13L's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! d4n13L's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/24 13:06:49] Matthew was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:10:46 towards level 72.
[11/02/24 13:33:41] pfoley found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:57 towards level 83.
[11/02/24 14:14:58] hcf's charm ate a bolt of lightning! hcf's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/24 14:45:06] idleevil's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! idleevil's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/24 15:10:35] SirNeo caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:45:22 towards level 74.
[11/02/24 16:03:09] MELOONi discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:43 towards level 84.
[11/02/24 16:09:41] StalkR was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:40:44 towards level 90.
[11/02/24 16:20:29] Garg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:57:49 from level 69.
[11/02/24 17:38:31] BlueJay was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:28:25 towards level 66.
[11/02/24 17:41:36] blobdog was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:28:58 from level 67.
[11/02/24 18:51:32] gradator fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:31:12 from level 91.
[11/02/24 19:38:02] Ungoliant was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:39:33 from level 82.
[11/02/24 19:55:48] ColonelPanic001's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ColonelPanic001's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/24 19:56:12] canton7 has dealt sky a Critical Strike! 9 days, 18:38:29 is added to sky's clock.
[11/02/24 21:05:45] zbe tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:06:00 towards level 100.
[11/02/24 22:17:04] aqsd bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 01:41:23 towards level 86.
[11/02/24 22:31:59] DojShadow was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:00:18 from level 61.
[11/02/24 23:02:54] CodeGeek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:24:44 towards level 90.
[11/02/24 23:06:16] alexlehm discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:46 towards level 71.
[11/03/24 00:05:10] "\@_ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:41:53 towards level 90.
[11/03/24 00:13:00] RandomZero ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:04:28 from level 48.
[11/03/24 01:00:00] ToHellWithGA was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:32:46 from level 93.
[11/03/24 01:01:58] pastly was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:57:26 towards level 64.
[11/03/24 01:13:44] Crazycatlady was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:41:18 from level 93.
[11/03/24 01:33:15] t3chn0 fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:25:42 from level 89.
[11/03/24 01:40:17] blobdog gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:45:11 towards level 67.
[11/03/24 01:46:25] shikhin walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:27:30 from level 94.
[11/03/24 01:47:49] HeavyPodda caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:37:50 towards level 90.
[11/03/24 01:57:48] MetaNova has dealt StalkR a Critical Strike! 2 days, 04:58:17 is added to StalkR's clock.
[11/03/24 02:13:08] tomhek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:13 towards level 90.
[11/03/24 02:40:17] brycec was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:10 towards level 85.
[11/03/24 03:18:47] tmberg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:46:02 towards level 81.
[11/03/24 03:38:04] crysis was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:02:39 from level 74.
[11/03/24 03:54:38] StalkR got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:19:12 towards level 90.
[11/03/24 04:03:34] muirrum found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:53 towards level 68.
[11/03/24 04:36:13] thornrag's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! thornrag's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/24 05:06:29] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:48:06 towards level 89.
[11/03/24 06:25:25] Fehu's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Fehu's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/24 06:41:57] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:11:33 towards level 81.
[11/03/24 08:07:35] pastly spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pastly's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/03/24 08:10:57] ZOTTA discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:40:16 towards level 85.
[11/03/24 08:15:52] rawgreaze gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:10:11 towards level 85.
[11/03/24 08:39:34] bt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:23 towards level 49.
[11/03/24 08:50:31] spawn ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:30:26 from level 46.
[11/03/24 08:55:29] thornrag found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 19:39:31 towards level 85.
[11/03/24 08:58:03] io tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:06:06 towards level 101.
[11/03/24 09:00:40] catte hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:04:03 towards level 58.
[11/03/24 09:01:01] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on gryphus's tunic! gryphus's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/24 10:22:19] CodeGeek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:40:09 from level 90.
[11/03/24 10:25:32] wille slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! wille's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/03/24 10:35:05] Carl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:28:15 from level 88.
[11/03/24 10:56:09] SirNeo was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:24:11 from level 74.
[11/03/24 11:06:02] zifnab06 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:24:44 from level 85.
[11/03/24 11:06:59] kinus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:08:24 towards level 86.
[11/03/24 11:25:46] MetaNova caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:57:47 towards level 87.
[11/03/24 11:38:35] Daikojun found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:12:23 towards level 71.
[11/03/24 11:46:11] Tangles was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:10 towards level 87.
[11/03/24 12:32:53] Cirdan caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:51:50 towards level 95.
[11/03/24 13:07:30] kenyon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:25:28 towards level 92.
[11/03/24 13:33:34] gideonstar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:53:36 towards level 68.
[11/03/24 14:05:19] grim hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:51:22 towards level 39.
[11/03/24 14:10:05] caeli has dealt EddieT137 a Critical Strike! 1 day, 19:33:39 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[11/03/24 14:25:04] unicron was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:58:12 from level 77.
[11/03/24 14:33:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Ungoliant's tunic! Ungoliant's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/03/24 14:35:25] baltazario ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:00:59 from level 21.
[11/03/24 14:39:38] hiod gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:22:05 towards level 60.
[11/03/24 15:26:03] aqsd was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:34:32 from level 86.
[11/03/24 15:31:28] Ankhers had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:10:04 towards level 79.
[11/03/24 15:52:03] mordac ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:17:51 from level 89.
[11/03/24 16:17:53] AbrahamLinksys was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:32 from level 36.
[11/03/24 16:35:36] Wolf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:45 towards level 94.
[11/03/24 17:53:38] tomhek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:19:54 from level 90.
[11/03/24 17:56:30] soltys spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! soltys's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/03/24 18:27:56] nax_ was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:41 from level 48.
[11/03/24 18:56:27] Stevland caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:51:41 towards level 86.
[11/03/24 18:59:37] Neil was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:37:41 from level 69.
[11/03/24 20:10:55] kenyon was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:02:28 from level 92.
[11/03/24 21:19:42] JigmeDatse found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:12:05 towards level 68.
[11/03/24 21:42:36] Gorek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:35:08 towards level 93.
[11/03/24 22:07:19] gryphus was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:57:25 towards level 56.
[11/03/24 22:51:14] TimeWarp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:01:42 towards level 82.
[11/03/24 23:12:13] Wam hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:22:29 towards level 85.
[11/04/24 00:40:54] nax_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:01 towards level 48.
[11/04/24 00:56:59] spawn was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:51 towards level 46.
[11/04/24 01:50:12] gosu bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:00:45 towards level 46.
[11/04/24 02:13:09] enteral had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:20:02 towards level 75.
[11/04/24 02:13:57] bg ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:10:34 from level 90.
[11/04/24 02:23:44] signofzeta had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:40:33 towards level 81.
[11/04/24 02:35:05] koyaan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:55:05 towards level 52.
[11/04/24 03:24:59] pants gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:28:04 towards level 87.
[11/04/24 03:59:02] Drin was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:51:09 towards level 83.
[11/04/24 04:08:02] RandomZero had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:27:04 towards level 48.
[11/04/24 04:27:01] hugga was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:30:59 from level 73.
[11/04/24 04:28:49] gradator was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:10:24 from level 91.
[11/04/24 04:40:40] Anahi'i was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:03 towards level 43.
[11/04/24 05:13:39] Raithmir found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:04 towards level 48.
[11/04/24 05:54:35] tswsl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:06:54 towards level 91.
[11/04/24 06:54:16] shady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:46:22 towards level 48.
[11/04/24 07:06:10] "\@_ bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:40:40 towards level 90.
[11/04/24 07:54:47] "\@_ was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:47:50 from level 90.
[11/04/24 08:24:45] wille got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:31:12 from level 68.
[11/04/24 08:28:05] el caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:56:18 towards level 91.
[11/04/24 08:30:02] damyan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:04:48 towards level 86.
[11/04/24 09:07:37] Rayke was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:04:18 towards level 59.
[11/04/24 09:24:20] keepmyshirt found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:35 towards level 52.
[11/04/24 09:37:18] alephnull discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:57:36 towards level 68.
[11/04/24 09:44:53] Ankhers was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:42:51 towards level 79.
[11/04/24 09:44:56] gusto got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:54 towards level 80.
[11/04/24 09:53:19] vectr0n found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:09:15 towards level 75.
[11/04/24 10:20:09] Acolarh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Acolarh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/04/24 10:47:53] ToeCheese discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:23:23 towards level 54.
[11/04/24 10:57:47] Nuae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:18:28 towards level 81.
[11/04/24 11:14:31] The local wizard imbued "\@_'s pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! "\@_'s set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/24 12:09:00] Sombra bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:18:59 towards level 93.
[11/04/24 12:09:27] pfoley got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:08 towards level 83.
[11/04/24 12:37:15] misha's charm ate a bolt of lightning! misha's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/04/24 12:50:39] crysis bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:30:30 towards level 74.
[11/04/24 13:34:38] fivehun found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:23 towards level 12.
[11/04/24 14:50:37] Ankhers bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:03:03 towards level 79.
[11/04/24 16:04:41] dxrt found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:25:28 towards level 60.
[11/04/24 16:32:16] Russell gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:26:55 towards level 78.
[11/04/24 17:03:50] koyaan burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! koyaan's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/04/24 17:17:45] Koffa was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:02:28 from level 92.
[11/04/24 17:37:22] bobvador was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:19 from level 85.
[11/04/24 17:40:17] _sh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:39:09 towards level 98.
[11/04/24 17:53:32] Matthew caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:40:08 towards level 72.
[11/04/24 18:28:44] Ankhers gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:30:58 towards level 79.
[11/04/24 18:49:10] IFireflyl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:34:11 towards level 69.
[11/04/24 19:05:47] Kurenai had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 23:17:59 towards level 83.
[11/04/24 19:07:33] Ancalagon fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:59:12 from level 72.
[11/04/24 19:22:43] bookworm found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:45:28 towards level 85.
[11/04/24 19:26:38] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:00:00 towards level 87.
[11/04/24 20:45:48] MetaNova tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:31 towards level 87.
[11/04/24 21:43:44] gryphus found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:32:45 towards level 56.
[11/04/24 22:09:30] idleneutral has dealt Forud a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:10:02 is added to Forud's clock.
[11/04/24 22:37:34] unicron tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:38 towards level 77.
[11/04/24 23:13:41] untz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:11 towards level 45.
[11/04/24 23:37:43] Ungoliant reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Ungoliant's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/24 00:29:15] Mat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:15:16 towards level 73.
[11/05/24 01:01:51] Stevland bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:42:09 towards level 86.
[11/05/24 01:04:58] hugga found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:59 towards level 73.
[11/05/24 01:09:53] keepmyshirt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:38 towards level 52.
[11/05/24 01:15:01] sam spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sam's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/24 01:52:07] slim fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:26:14 from level 84.
[11/05/24 02:09:51] fstrelok burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! fstrelok's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/05/24 02:09:57] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:13:54 towards level 89.
[11/05/24 02:11:48] EddieT137 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:20 towards level 84.
[11/05/24 02:54:51] thornrag got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:25:51 from level 85.
[11/05/24 03:17:57] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on sky's tunic! sky's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/24 03:42:54] jra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:17:23 towards level 57.
[11/05/24 04:48:40] Blohsh gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:56:13 towards level 64.
[11/05/24 04:49:58] allo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:40 towards level 93.
[11/05/24 05:16:29] mordac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:54:31 towards level 89.
[11/05/24 05:30:47] Notir hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:11:32 towards level 87.
[11/05/24 05:56:24] allo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:12 towards level 93.
[11/05/24 06:06:06] Reilly found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:19:06 towards level 70.
[11/05/24 06:43:42] Fenrik caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:59:08 towards level 92.
[11/05/24 07:02:37] Wolf walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:17 from level 94.
[11/05/24 07:26:22] Affliction got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:00:09 towards level 90.
[11/05/24 07:50:25] tmberg's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tmberg's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/24 07:53:02] dots gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:30 towards level 52.
[11/05/24 08:00:43] Cirdan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:12:53 towards level 95.
[11/05/24 09:34:54] CompanionCube found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:54:59 towards level 91.
[11/05/24 10:56:49] Neil found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:40:54 towards level 69.
[11/05/24 11:16:57] spex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:01 towards level 91.
[11/05/24 12:29:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on zbe's tunic! zbe's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/24 12:59:38] thatmint was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:32:06 from level 74.
[11/05/24 13:47:15] Platonides was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:50:20 towards level 79.
[11/05/24 13:51:04] signofzeta found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:16:19 towards level 81.
[11/05/24 15:00:21] t3chn0 had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:16:17 towards level 89.
[11/05/24 15:31:50] zifnab06 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:14:43 towards level 85.
[11/05/24 15:49:25] VonToutCourt was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:13:41 towards level 93.
[11/05/24 16:29:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Haxx's tunic! Haxx's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/24 18:34:08] tmberg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:44:53 towards level 81.
[11/05/24 18:44:29] sky bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:16:10 towards level 92.
[11/05/24 19:00:19] fstrelok got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:44:05 towards level 71.
[11/05/24 19:18:23] drahthaar met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:19:30 from level 99.
[11/05/24 21:05:33] Kody bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:33:14 towards level 64.
[11/05/24 21:27:45] Pinkman was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:42:59 from level 89.
[11/05/24 21:33:11] f0zk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:52 towards level 54.
[11/05/24 23:16:10] popey was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:52:34 from level 65.
[11/05/24 23:45:17] enteral's charm ate a bolt of lightning! enteral's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/05/24 23:49:51] t3chn0 was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:01:05 from level 89.
[11/06/24 00:34:06] Thorael got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:17:40 towards level 87.
[11/06/24 01:55:12] hugga's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! hugga's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/24 02:23:22] zifnab06 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:45:28 towards level 85.
[11/06/24 02:36:46] Theleveler caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:25:42 towards level 89.
[11/06/24 03:14:58] untz tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:12 towards level 45.
[11/06/24 04:24:11] Acolarh discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 21:07:52 towards level 86.
[11/06/24 04:46:34] V was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:41:06 towards level 93.
[11/06/24 05:25:02] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:15:47 towards level 92.
[11/06/24 05:26:53] Artea was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:24:10 towards level 45.
[11/06/24 05:31:30] enteral was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:48:06 from level 75.
[11/06/24 05:54:08] hdm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:34:42 towards level 98.
[11/06/24 06:52:16] Crazycatlady was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:31:55 from level 94.
[11/06/24 06:57:39] keepmyshirt was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:44:34 from level 53.
[11/06/24 07:20:43] Pinkman bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:34:35 towards level 89.
[11/06/24 08:00:27] Kurenai's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kurenai's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/24 08:00:33] CodeGeek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:42:03 towards level 90.
[11/06/24 08:16:46] signofzeta was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:16:12 towards level 81.
[11/06/24 10:48:35] Forud caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:43:53 towards level 91.
[11/06/24 10:49:20] dwfreed walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:10:01 from level 92.
[11/06/24 12:06:06] jaxson's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! jaxson's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/24 12:11:23] Raithmir was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:34:30 from level 49.
[11/06/24 12:56:43] io found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:43:36 towards level 101.
[11/06/24 13:09:40] Aksej met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:59:28 from level 86.
[11/06/24 13:11:46] spex ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:41:45 from level 92.
[11/06/24 13:49:40] idlegood reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! idlegood's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/24 14:27:35] gideonstar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:14:08 towards level 68.
[11/06/24 14:54:30] Anahi'i found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:51 towards level 44.
[11/06/24 15:00:49] Wolf fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 22:51:32 from level 95.
[11/06/24 15:18:57] JigmeDatse slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! JigmeDatse's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/06/24 16:08:12] The local wizard imbued Fischmiep's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fischmiep's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/06/24 16:34:28] Kritzefitz has dealt Tabmow a Critical Strike! 9 days, 20:04:03 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[11/06/24 17:00:59] anarcat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:38:01 towards level 94.
[11/06/24 17:39:24] slim found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:01:20 towards level 84.
[11/06/24 19:14:24] EddieT137 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:30 towards level 84.
[11/06/24 19:17:21] IFireflyl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:50:37 towards level 69.
[11/06/24 19:49:24] mdpv found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:54 towards level 44.
[11/06/24 21:07:11] HeavyPodda discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:52:31 towards level 90.
[11/06/24 21:14:37] Kachin caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:44:41 towards level 80.
[11/06/24 23:04:49] Thorael was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:42:12 towards level 87.
[11/06/24 23:36:48] nya ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:38:38 from level 89.
[11/07/24 00:01:30] blazed found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:27:52 towards level 44.
[11/07/24 00:02:12] Ecko got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:27 towards level 85.
[11/07/24 00:12:30] jayvee was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:34 towards level 83.
[11/07/24 00:38:01] HeavyPodda was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:55:27 from level 90.
[11/07/24 00:49:55] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:30:59 towards level 88.
[11/07/24 01:22:42] tswsl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:42:37 towards level 91.
[11/07/24 01:43:14] thatmint was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:21:19 from level 74.
[11/07/24 01:59:58] HeavyPodda burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! HeavyPodda's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/24 02:00:01] root hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:58 towards level 47.
[11/07/24 02:32:21] medivh ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:10:52 from level 63.
[11/07/24 02:41:33] io found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:38:46 towards level 101.
[11/07/24 03:29:52] zifnab06 found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:07:09 towards level 85.
[11/07/24 03:36:48] ambitious_sloth was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:57:27 towards level 52.
[11/07/24 04:04:20] bsleep was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:38:12 from level 87.
[11/07/24 04:56:28] Tabmow bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:29:04 towards level 81.
[11/07/24 05:32:46] pyre slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! pyre's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/24 05:42:12] adamus1red got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:01:56 from level 87.
[11/07/24 06:01:45] naka had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:19:49 towards level 38.
[11/07/24 06:14:39] Notir bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:28:39 towards level 87.
[11/07/24 06:21:04] caeli ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:44:16 from level 93.
[11/07/24 06:35:07] jacob1 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:41:10 towards level 96.
[11/07/24 06:38:15] gideonstar found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:51 towards level 68.
[11/07/24 07:01:02] Enapiuz was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:10:32 from level 45.
[11/07/24 09:11:20] gideonstar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:01 towards level 68.
[11/07/24 09:32:58] damyan's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! damyan's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/07/24 11:21:57] Ecko gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:15:05 towards level 85.
[11/07/24 11:36:19] gusto hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:23:36 towards level 80.
[11/07/24 11:48:58] The local wizard imbued Lord255's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Lord255's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/24 12:20:20] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on d4n13L's tunic! d4n13L's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/24 13:03:25] Wam's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Wam's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/24 13:15:07] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on naka's tunic! naka's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/24 13:20:29] Tabmow met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:21:27 from level 81.
[11/07/24 13:57:33] pyre found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:15:17 towards level 92.
[11/07/24 14:06:26] Nuae fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:40:58 from level 81.
[11/07/24 14:09:06] Sario got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:47:19 from level 78.
[11/07/24 14:38:36] blobdog had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:22:39 towards level 67.
[11/07/24 15:52:17] Thorael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:38:09 towards level 87.
[11/07/24 16:41:26] gosu found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:27 towards level 47.
[11/07/24 17:13:05] pyre was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:17:17 from level 92.
[11/07/24 17:17:12] Pinkman was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:43 towards level 89.
[11/07/24 18:17:40] Ancalagon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:52:31 towards level 72.
[11/07/24 18:27:24] Acolarh was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:21:19 from level 86.
[11/07/24 18:52:03] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Mat's tunic! Mat's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/24 20:55:25] n0ssh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:02:00 towards level 63.
[11/07/24 21:10:35] fstrelok's charm ate a bolt of lightning! fstrelok's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/07/24 21:22:20] Kayn caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:01:06 towards level 62.
[11/07/24 21:41:34] hugga was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:41:15 towards level 73.
[11/07/24 21:44:53] TimWolla walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:01:06 from level 97.
[11/07/24 22:35:21] allo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:36:24 towards level 93.
[11/07/24 22:36:18] unicron walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:51:10 from level 78.
[11/08/24 00:51:57] SSLbits was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:21:13 towards level 80.
[11/08/24 01:33:58] zbe met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:52 from level 100.
[11/08/24 01:53:12] idleneutral gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:33:05 towards level 77.
[11/08/24 02:39:54] canton7 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:57 towards level 84.
[11/08/24 02:46:59] n0ssh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:10:39 from level 63.
[11/08/24 03:03:55] Platonides got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:25:22 towards level 79.
[11/08/24 05:01:19] Kayn got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:23:35 from level 62.
[11/08/24 05:49:22] damyan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:59:32 from level 86.
[11/08/24 05:52:10] Tangles bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:33 towards level 87.
[11/08/24 05:55:02] pwae's charm ate a bolt of lightning! pwae's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/24 06:35:45] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:35 towards level 87.
[11/08/24 06:36:00] fork bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:03:51 towards level 63.
[11/08/24 06:49:06] drahthaar got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:58:09 towards level 99.
[11/08/24 07:09:14] Aksej hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 10:51:48 towards level 86.
[11/08/24 07:14:04] spex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 07:07:39 towards level 92.
[11/08/24 07:45:54] Acolarh had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 05:07:39 towards level 86.
[11/08/24 07:56:15] gusto found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:49:29 towards level 80.
[11/08/24 09:59:55] idleevil bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:24:41 towards level 83.
[11/08/24 10:14:17] tswsl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:10:53 from level 91.
[11/08/24 10:19:34] zifnab06 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:44:13 from level 85.
[11/08/24 12:23:52] Ancalagon was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:11:48 from level 72.
[11/08/24 12:34:28] The local wizard imbued MELOONi's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! MELOONi's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/24 12:58:48] t3chn0 was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 07:03:34 from level 89.
[11/08/24 13:46:15] dyvonna gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:44:36 towards level 88.
[11/08/24 14:08:15] popey found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:34:45 towards level 65.
[11/08/24 14:40:59] nya ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:36:22 from level 89.
[11/08/24 15:20:58] sam had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:49:59 towards level 85.
[11/08/24 15:25:11] GilbertErik found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:38:13 towards level 74.
[11/08/24 15:33:07] Gorek has dealt nya a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:20:35 is added to nya's clock.
[11/08/24 18:11:21] manish ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:23:29 from level 40.
[11/08/24 18:13:25] pyre ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:42:47 from level 92.
[11/08/24 18:20:36] anarcat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:55:14 towards level 94.
[11/08/24 19:08:54] misha was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:21:03 towards level 98.
[11/08/24 19:22:37] Kachin was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:18:36 towards level 80.
[11/08/24 19:23:46] Fischmiep was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:34:06 towards level 60.
[11/08/24 20:07:12] muirrum ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:30:51 from level 69.
[11/08/24 20:35:11] Bunny got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:04:06 towards level 49.
[11/08/24 20:44:44] Mat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:04:58 from level 73.
[11/08/24 21:05:40] manish caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:21 towards level 40.
[11/08/24 22:01:53] Ankhers found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:51:16 towards level 79.
[11/08/24 22:45:56] aqsd was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 15:37:24 from level 86.
[11/08/24 23:12:11] Matthew discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:28 towards level 72.
[11/08/24 23:38:58] keepmyshirt was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:26:43 from level 53.
[11/09/24 00:30:28] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:01:47 towards level 89.
[11/09/24 00:31:50] ToeCheese was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:56:11 from level 54.
[11/09/24 00:37:27] Tabmow caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:51:18 towards level 81.
[11/09/24 01:03:00] bt was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:07:59 from level 50.
[11/09/24 01:04:42] Varjatticus found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:13 towards level 58.
[11/09/24 02:04:46] StalkR had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:56 towards level 90.
[11/09/24 03:18:03] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:05 towards level 88.
[11/09/24 03:25:01] pants bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:20 towards level 87.
[11/09/24 04:36:03] SirNeo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:22:29 towards level 74.
[11/09/24 05:15:49] IFireflyl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:27:25 towards level 69.
[11/09/24 05:16:04] Dex had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:34:58 towards level 62.
[11/09/24 05:17:55] Minus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:56:35 towards level 83.
[11/09/24 05:32:17] catte was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:54 towards level 58.
[11/09/24 05:40:18] drahthaar ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:04:52 from level 99.
[11/09/24 05:48:47] Ancalagon discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:59:48 towards level 72.
[11/09/24 05:49:17] pastly reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pastly's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/24 07:21:24] CornFly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:05:20 towards level 88.
[11/09/24 08:01:04] idleneutral hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:33:17 towards level 77.
[11/09/24 08:37:50] xbill was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:55:01 towards level 93.
[11/09/24 09:13:17] d4n13L had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:22:34 towards level 86.
[11/09/24 09:37:55] Crazycatlady ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:52:55 from level 94.
[11/09/24 09:49:20] ColonelPanic001 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:45:16 from level 66.
[11/09/24 10:01:20] Blohsh's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Blohsh's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/24 10:41:33] gosu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:53 towards level 47.
[11/09/24 12:05:48] TimeWarp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:23 towards level 82.
[11/09/24 12:47:49] SirNeo's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! SirNeo's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/24 13:03:23] CrashOverride discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 04:35:23 towards level 90.
[11/09/24 13:53:38] Forud got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:25:14 towards level 91.
[11/09/24 14:03:40] The local wizard imbued IFireflyl's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! IFireflyl's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/24 14:13:27] Enapiuz caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:13 towards level 45.
[11/09/24 14:20:15] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:51:10 towards level 89.
[11/09/24 14:25:25] gideonstar discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:37:28 towards level 68.
[11/09/24 15:11:16] CrashOverride found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:22:35 towards level 90.
[11/09/24 15:11:46] Haxx was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:49:42 from level 48.
[11/09/24 15:42:17] bsleep was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:21:18 from level 87.
[11/09/24 15:50:04] CptKillmor got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:26 towards level 48.
[11/09/24 16:08:17] pwae walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:11:46 from level 89.
[11/09/24 16:18:19] The local wizard imbued sc's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! sc's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/24 16:53:07] jra discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:25:17 towards level 58.
[11/09/24 17:17:23] Sombra hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:43:55 towards level 93.
[11/09/24 17:27:04] Paganel gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:12:51 towards level 86.
[11/09/24 17:43:14] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:40 towards level 86.
[11/09/24 17:49:31] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 18:53:11 towards level 90.
[11/09/24 18:11:06] Koffa was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:27:11 towards level 92.
[11/09/24 18:50:43] shady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:17:14 towards level 48.
[11/09/24 19:11:06] spex caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:07:29 towards level 92.
[11/09/24 19:15:58] xbill caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 05:57:15 towards level 93.
[11/09/24 19:38:58] Matthew hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:46 towards level 72.
[11/09/24 19:52:26] zuper got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 23:34:21 towards level 58.
[11/09/24 21:12:16] Lnk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:38:10 towards level 100.
[11/09/24 21:21:09] Koffa reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Koffa's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/24 22:57:00] Bluedog found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:51 towards level 84.
[11/09/24 23:01:31] ToeCheese was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:56 towards level 54.
[11/10/24 00:22:02] gendish found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:06:23 towards level 64.
[11/10/24 00:39:27] hiod's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! hiod's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/24 00:54:06] pastly spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! pastly's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/10/24 01:01:50] Crazycatlady's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Crazycatlady's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/10/24 01:21:16] KindOne was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:12:37 from level 81.
[11/10/24 02:11:08] CptKillmor found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:15:11 towards level 48.
[11/10/24 02:46:17] ToeCheese met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:24:26 from level 54.
[11/10/24 04:42:37] kadotux was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:49:14 towards level 54.
[11/10/24 04:57:04] hax404 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:27:25 towards level 87.
[11/10/24 06:11:55] CrashOverride found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:10:36 towards level 90.
[11/10/24 06:36:41] jacob1 hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:47:23 towards level 96.
[11/10/24 06:39:02] TheSilentLink reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! TheSilentLink's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/24 06:40:30] crysis was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:20:33 towards level 74.
[11/10/24 07:47:25] Drin got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:49:10 from level 83.
[11/10/24 08:25:34] pwae got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:35 towards level 89.
[11/10/24 08:28:05] Cirdan was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:45:18 from level 95.
[11/10/24 08:28:32] HollowWasp was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:51:50 from level 63.
[11/10/24 09:11:17] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on figment's tunic! figment's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/24 09:13:39] jacob1 got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:32:29 from level 96.
[11/10/24 09:48:14] Theleveler was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:00:09 from level 89.
[11/10/24 10:22:05] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on HeavyPodda's tunic! HeavyPodda's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/24 12:28:23] shikhin had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:00:36 towards level 94.
[11/10/24 13:28:59] Kayn tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:43:00 towards level 62.
[11/10/24 14:47:08] Cockroach tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:13:35 towards level 60.
[11/10/24 15:47:16] MELOONi tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:53:57 towards level 85.
[11/10/24 17:05:40] CrashOverride was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:12:29 from level 90.
[11/10/24 18:03:34] cadfael was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:50:31 from level 86.
[11/10/24 18:52:58] alephnull was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:26:42 towards level 68.
[11/10/24 19:24:21] Neil had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:17 towards level 69.
[11/10/24 20:17:14] unicron got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:49:47 from level 78.
[11/10/24 20:18:18] gendish tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:24:00 towards level 64.
[11/10/24 21:10:00] Cirdan was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:16:04 from level 95.
[11/10/24 21:53:04] hcf walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:20 from level 53.
[11/10/24 22:18:32] mdpv had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:00:28 towards level 45.
[11/10/24 23:04:20] t3chn0 was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 23:37:30 from level 89.
[11/10/24 23:09:45] Ancalagon had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:26:54 towards level 72.
[11/10/24 23:22:10] washclof found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:23 towards level 100.
[11/10/24 23:33:20] ahmubashshir's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ahmubashshir's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/24 23:41:22] OobSaco found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:09:58 towards level 65.
[11/11/24 00:08:05] MELOONi gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:31:54 towards level 85.
[11/11/24 00:22:09] Techman tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:59:59 towards level 94.
[11/11/24 01:05:49] Misza gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:09 towards level 78.
[11/11/24 01:13:48] Nysdar tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:13 towards level 89.
[11/11/24 01:36:11] Wolf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:30:30 towards level 95.
[11/11/24 01:42:55] drahthaar was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 11:36:20 towards level 99.
[11/11/24 01:56:13] Thorael was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:01:41 from level 87.
[11/11/24 02:57:54] naka fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:10:51 from level 40.
[11/11/24 03:36:42] mordac tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:56:42 towards level 89.
[11/11/24 04:54:20] drahthaar was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 19:27:46 from level 99.
[11/11/24 05:10:34] naka was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:36:20 towards level 40.
[11/11/24 05:11:49] thornrag gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:42:22 towards level 85.
[11/11/24 05:52:29] tswsl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:15 towards level 91.
[11/11/24 05:58:52] aqsd was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 05:29:36 from level 86.
[11/11/24 06:30:02] Ungoliant bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:32:55 towards level 82.
[11/11/24 07:16:42] Misza caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:20 towards level 78.
[11/11/24 07:36:40] Blohsh got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:27:20 towards level 64.
[11/11/24 07:44:21] root caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:31 towards level 48.
[11/11/24 07:58:55] alexlehm ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:02:43 from level 71.
[11/11/24 08:08:57] rawgreaze bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:33:00 towards level 85.
[11/11/24 09:11:05] MadMan bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:46:40 towards level 82.
[11/11/24 09:19:10] CornFly was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:56:54 from level 88.
[11/11/24 09:39:12] MetaNova found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:53:24 towards level 88.
[11/11/24 10:52:33] _sh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:04:00 towards level 98.
[11/11/24 11:58:50] Rayke's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Rayke's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/11/24 12:12:57] Fischmiep had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:59:33 towards level 60.
[11/11/24 12:18:22] sam was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:07:21 towards level 85.
[11/11/24 13:03:07] wille got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:51:25 towards level 68.
[11/11/24 13:22:41] sparogy was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:08:35 towards level 61.
[11/11/24 13:48:42] solarsparq ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:11:01 from level 74.
[11/11/24 14:21:50] idleneutral was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:41:17 towards level 77.
[11/11/24 14:37:14] koyaan was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:13:38 from level 53.
[11/11/24 14:46:13] Sario found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:19:53 towards level 78.
[11/11/24 14:57:40] d4n13L was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:27:38 from level 86.
[11/11/24 15:21:15] MELOONi was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:26:23 from level 85.
[11/11/24 15:25:13] Sombra found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:02:43 towards level 93.
[11/11/24 16:23:16] rawgreaze bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 06:56:17 towards level 85.
[11/11/24 16:23:49] SSLbits was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:01:18 towards level 80.
[11/11/24 17:23:04] Gorek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:29:31 towards level 93.
[11/11/24 17:31:48] bobvador was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:46:49 towards level 86.
[11/11/24 17:52:39] Sombra caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:41:04 towards level 93.
[11/11/24 18:14:50] mordac was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:29:01 towards level 89.
[11/11/24 18:56:22] blobdog's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! blobdog's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/11/24 19:05:40] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on bookworm's tunic! bookworm's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/11/24 19:58:36] StalkR got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:02:40 from level 91.
[11/11/24 19:59:24] hiod was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:32:58 towards level 61.
[11/11/24 20:09:02] wowbagger was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:08:51 from level 69.
[11/11/24 20:16:56] Neil reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Neil's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/11/24 20:27:32] OobSaco gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:49:34 towards level 65.
[11/11/24 21:05:50] sc was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:57:36 from level 99.
[11/11/24 21:08:30] gendish fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:17:01 from level 64.
[11/11/24 21:59:08] Wolf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:36:08 towards level 95.
[11/11/24 22:13:22] figment ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:20:28 from level 56.
[11/11/24 23:03:38] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 02:33:06 towards level 90.
[11/11/24 23:10:41] misha found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:28:39 towards level 99.
[11/11/24 23:11:32] hiod walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:33:40 from level 61.
[11/11/24 23:34:47] Lord255 was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:40:39 from level 94.
[11/11/24 23:54:10] \dev\ice fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:56:24 from level 80.
[11/12/24 00:09:14] brycec found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:45:19 towards level 86.
[11/12/24 01:01:27] Tangles was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:19:06 from level 88.
[11/12/24 01:05:25] hcf was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:06:13 from level 53.
[11/12/24 01:37:28] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ToeCheese's tunic! ToeCheese's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/24 01:44:33] MELOONi got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:53:08 towards level 85.
[11/12/24 01:50:58] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:05:05 towards level 59.
[11/12/24 02:35:41] HollowWasp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:36:04 from level 63.
[11/12/24 02:58:20] Bunny was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:31:56 from level 50.
[11/12/24 03:45:11] Kody reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Kody's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/24 04:05:58] Acolarh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:58:05 towards level 86.
[11/12/24 04:19:04] SirNeo got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:34:12 towards level 74.
[11/12/24 04:22:29] wille was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:04:26 towards level 68.
[11/12/24 05:09:09] Blohsh was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:35:25 from level 64.
[11/12/24 05:58:48] jaxson found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:15:18 towards level 78.
[11/12/24 06:16:07] Zaratustra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:37:27 towards level 81.
[11/12/24 06:27:55] Ancalagon found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:51 towards level 72.
[11/12/24 06:50:52] Fischmiep bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:37:25 towards level 60.
[11/12/24 06:57:57] Tabmow burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Tabmow's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/24 07:08:40] sky gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:55:17 towards level 92.
[11/12/24 08:22:42] catte discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:11:04 towards level 59.
[11/12/24 08:25:47] nax_ reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! nax_'s shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/24 08:33:36] Neil discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:48:36 towards level 69.
[11/12/24 09:13:34] apb found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:39:19 towards level 91.
[11/12/24 09:16:41] Anahi'i was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:07 from level 45.
[11/12/24 09:22:21] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 18:27:21 from level 89.
[11/12/24 09:25:58] pants found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:00:29 towards level 87.
[11/12/24 09:46:25] The local wizard imbued damyan's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! damyan's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/24 09:59:37] Nuae was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:30:45 towards level 81.
[11/12/24 10:02:26] Techman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:24:46 towards level 94.
[11/12/24 10:08:42] shady was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:02 towards level 49.
[11/12/24 10:30:54] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on ChowderKeg's tunic! ChowderKeg's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/12/24 15:41:49] zifnab06 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:30:40 towards level 85.
[11/12/24 16:48:02] sky had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:34:36 towards level 92.
[11/12/24 17:16:41] cadfael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:07:58 towards level 86.
[11/12/24 17:45:44] Fischmiep caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:58:12 towards level 60.
[11/12/24 18:57:28] el caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:36 towards level 91.
[11/12/24 19:46:09] GilbertErik burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! GilbertErik's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/12/24 20:05:02] hiod has dealt keepmyshirt a Critical Strike! 3 days, 03:45:04 is added to keepmyshirt's clock.
[11/12/24 20:11:04] Dex found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:19:05 towards level 63.
[11/12/24 21:41:22] GilbertErik was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:58 towards level 74.
[11/12/24 22:50:12] Wizard-Of-Paws was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:20:35 from level 47.
[11/12/24 23:21:39] slim found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:24:48 towards level 85.
[11/12/24 23:27:04] wille was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:07:48 from level 68.
[11/12/24 23:33:02] MELOONi found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:55:38 towards level 85.
[11/13/24 01:18:01] grim's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! grim's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/24 02:52:59] cfjk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:48:23 towards level 87.
[11/13/24 03:07:15] CompanionCube tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 08:41:11 towards level 91.
[11/13/24 03:43:05] enteral discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:29:49 towards level 75.
[11/13/24 04:44:43] Kurenai bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 13:46:19 towards level 83.
[11/13/24 05:04:19] Kurenai found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 18:36:16 towards level 83.
[11/13/24 05:04:37] Puff was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:42:02 from level 85.
[11/13/24 06:18:08] washclof hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:13:13 towards level 101.
[11/13/24 06:35:42] pastly has dealt sky a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:49:25 is added to sky's clock.
[11/13/24 06:36:24] unicron gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:20:23 towards level 78.
[11/13/24 07:53:24] Tangles had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:50 towards level 88.
[11/13/24 08:51:41] Nuae discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:36:26 towards level 81.
[11/13/24 09:06:39] catte discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:45:26 towards level 59.
[11/13/24 09:29:14] Enapiuz found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:34 towards level 46.
[11/13/24 10:21:06] nax_ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:59 towards level 50.
[11/13/24 11:12:07] MadMan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:54:20 towards level 82.
[11/13/24 11:22:15] xbill found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:15:49 towards level 93.
[11/13/24 11:49:41] particleflux found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:43 towards level 67.
[11/13/24 11:51:00] Kody fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:15:52 from level 64.
[11/13/24 12:18:37] DividedByZero found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:24:59 towards level 63.
[11/13/24 12:20:49] Cirdan was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:42:21 towards level 96.
[11/13/24 12:25:24] wille had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:28:17 towards level 68.
[11/13/24 12:33:44] medivh found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:17 towards level 63.
[11/13/24 13:17:32] gildarts gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:40:07 towards level 84.
[11/13/24 13:24:22] yano bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:46:31 towards level 93.
[11/13/24 14:29:35] Douwd got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:13:22 towards level 50.
[11/13/24 15:23:22] shady bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:55:32 towards level 49.
[11/13/24 15:25:53] bsleep was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:05:20 towards level 87.
[11/13/24 15:41:00] Fehu was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:53:31 towards level 78.
[11/13/24 15:44:01] sky was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:14 towards level 92.
[11/13/24 16:04:10] The local wizard imbued CornFly's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! CornFly's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/24 16:40:34] shady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:59:06 towards level 49.
[11/13/24 16:53:13] CompanionCube caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 18:34:42 towards level 91.
[11/13/24 19:36:04] Reilly's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Reilly's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/13/24 19:45:01] BastelBot was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 13 days, 21:43:27 from level 94.
[11/13/24 20:36:32] io was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:24:11 from level 101.
[11/13/24 21:05:18] Ungoliant was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:51:03 towards level 82.
[11/13/24 21:29:36] GRIZZLYMAN fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:23 from level 69.
[11/13/24 21:46:59] pants gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:12:54 towards level 87.
[11/13/24 22:02:33] Raithmir was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:52:13 from level 49.
[11/13/24 23:36:31] Techman was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:13:42 towards level 94.
[11/13/24 23:46:31] hdm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:56:43 towards level 98.
[11/14/24 00:01:11] CodeGeek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! CodeGeek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/24 00:04:33] hax404 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:41:39 towards level 87.
[11/14/24 00:36:05] HeavyPodda found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:09:01 towards level 90.
[11/14/24 00:51:27] t3chn0 bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:46:35 towards level 89.
[11/14/24 01:04:37] tmberg was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:02:49 from level 82.
[11/14/24 01:04:43] Garg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:31:09 towards level 69.
[11/14/24 01:11:45] CptKillmor found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:50:47 towards level 49.
[11/14/24 01:18:20] yNos had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:10 towards level 89.
[11/14/24 01:35:58] alexlehm gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:23 towards level 71.
[11/14/24 01:51:24] popey had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:07:35 towards level 65.
[11/14/24 02:44:21] Neil found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:31 towards level 69.
[11/14/24 03:00:10] tomhek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:08:33 towards level 91.
[11/14/24 03:59:07] Douwd was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:00:10 towards level 50.
[11/14/24 04:19:19] el bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:13:38 towards level 91.
[11/14/24 04:19:49] VonToutCourt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:05:43 towards level 93.
[11/14/24 04:36:48] CodeGeek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:07:37 from level 90.
[11/14/24 04:46:56] HollowWasp ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:12:36 from level 63.
[11/14/24 05:23:44] dxrt gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:17:13 towards level 60.
[11/14/24 05:26:27] Anahi'i walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:46:20 from level 45.
[11/14/24 06:19:26] DojShadow discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:21 towards level 61.
[11/14/24 06:25:46] Reilly caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:56:59 towards level 71.
[11/14/24 06:38:02] bsleep got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:35 towards level 87.
[11/14/24 06:41:35] brycec was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:11 towards level 86.
[11/14/24 07:16:35] d4n13L discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:15:00 towards level 86.
[11/14/24 07:21:42] Cockroach ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:08:29 from level 60.
[11/14/24 07:29:32] soltys was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:34:24 towards level 95.
[11/14/24 07:59:40] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 06:39:39 towards level 101.
[11/14/24 08:44:39] The local wizard imbued Neil's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Neil's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/24 08:57:46] jacob1 got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:05 towards level 96.
[11/14/24 09:00:19] CodeGeek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:42:07 towards level 90.
[11/14/24 09:24:19] bt caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:11 towards level 50.
[11/14/24 09:49:49] V burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! V's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/14/24 10:05:30] root tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:43:46 towards level 49.
[11/14/24 10:31:52] Nysdar gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:23:25 towards level 90.
[11/14/24 10:44:13] ToeCheese was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:12:13 towards level 55.
[11/14/24 10:56:07] gryphus was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:06:21 towards level 56.
[11/14/24 11:20:02] catte discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:44:00 towards level 59.
[11/14/24 12:15:14] Gorek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:38:04 towards level 93.
[11/14/24 12:21:52] insidesources's charm ate a bolt of lightning! insidesources's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/14/24 14:02:36] Garg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:45:28 from level 69.
[11/14/24 14:07:32] Enapiuz was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:01 from level 46.
[11/14/24 14:24:18] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 03:32:13 towards level 90.
[11/14/24 14:33:20] fivehun bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:58 towards level 37.
[11/14/24 15:35:31] fork was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:10:41 towards level 63.
[11/14/24 16:33:09] manish found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:37:26 towards level 42.
[11/14/24 17:38:35] Koffa had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:48:43 towards level 92.
[11/14/24 19:48:37] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:57:04 towards level 80.
[11/14/24 20:28:21] Platonides was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:39:21 from level 79.
[11/14/24 20:46:46] Lnk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:51:25 towards level 100.
[11/14/24 21:29:10] Lord255 met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:48:30 from level 94.
[11/14/24 21:51:01] muirrum found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:36:56 towards level 69.
[11/14/24 22:00:13] Misza was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:24:30 towards level 79.
[11/14/24 22:04:17] blobdog bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:44:52 towards level 67.
[11/14/24 22:06:05] medivh has dealt mdpv a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:55:10 is added to mdpv's clock.
[11/14/24 22:12:13] damyan found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:15:54 towards level 86.
[11/14/24 22:12:58] bobvador has dealt ToeCheese a Critical Strike! 3 days, 02:40:54 is added to ToeCheese's clock.
[11/14/24 22:59:41] alexlehm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:17 towards level 71.
[11/14/24 23:23:23] vegadark was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:09:12 towards level 97.
[11/14/24 23:34:47] Theleveler found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:23 towards level 89.
[11/14/24 23:42:46] ZOTTA was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:43:00 towards level 86.
[11/15/24 00:21:24] Anahi'i was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:50:07 from level 46.
[11/15/24 00:25:19] ChowderKeg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:17:50 towards level 92.
[11/15/24 00:44:21] vectr0n bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:01:47 towards level 75.
[11/15/24 01:16:36] crysis fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:41:45 from level 74.
[11/15/24 01:56:28] KindOne was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 10:22:10 from level 81.
[11/15/24 02:05:31] drahthaar found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:27:13 towards level 99.
[11/15/24 02:12:51] IFireflyl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:21:10 towards level 69.
[11/15/24 02:16:52] ColonelPanic001 was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:43:59 towards level 66.
[11/15/24 02:36:00] naka has dealt mdpv a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:16:31 is added to mdpv's clock.
[11/15/24 03:29:14] CodeGeek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:38:16 towards level 90.
[11/15/24 04:07:37] Tangles discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:58:03 towards level 88.
[11/15/24 05:33:59] blazed tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:30 towards level 45.
[11/15/24 05:51:15] chadgpt was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:15:50 from level 57.
[11/15/24 05:52:15] EddieT137 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:25:39 towards level 85.
[11/15/24 05:55:07] shady found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:19 towards level 49.
[11/15/24 06:46:00] OobSaco was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:42:11 from level 65.
[11/15/24 07:00:31] ahmubashshir caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:12:10 towards level 75.
[11/15/24 07:04:57] kptr got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:10:29 from level 91.
[11/15/24 07:07:58] pants was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 10 days, 07:34:45 from level 88.
[11/15/24 07:27:55] GRIZZLYMAN was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:44 towards level 69.
[11/15/24 07:54:05] Thorael was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:03:31 towards level 87.
[11/15/24 08:00:25] Theleveler found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:10 towards level 89.
[11/15/24 08:08:03] heisenbug bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 23:09:26 towards level 95.
[11/15/24 08:19:51] aqsd was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 19:36:11 from level 86.
[11/15/24 08:46:22] Cockroach was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:03:47 from level 60.
[11/15/24 08:59:34] Misza slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Misza's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/15/24 09:32:27] Haxx found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:30:19 towards level 48.
[11/15/24 10:23:59] TimWolla hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:04:50 towards level 97.
[11/15/24 10:31:06] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on blazed's tunic! blazed's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/24 10:52:17] Carl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 04:14:18 towards level 89.
[11/15/24 11:18:15] sc walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:21:21 from level 99.
[11/15/24 11:32:07] vectr0n found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:00:30 towards level 75.
[11/15/24 11:48:39] vegadark found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:40:54 towards level 97.
[11/15/24 12:27:57] Mat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:32:28 towards level 73.
[11/15/24 14:12:48] ambitious_sloth fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:50 from level 52.
[11/15/24 14:16:52] kinus found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:22:00 towards level 87.
[11/15/24 14:38:54] nax met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:37:21 from level 52.
[11/15/24 15:37:06] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:21:03 towards level 85.
[11/15/24 16:24:37] anarcat's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! anarcat's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/24 16:42:06] Russell bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:12 towards level 78.
[11/15/24 17:22:58] nya bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:43:40 towards level 89.
[11/15/24 17:50:17] Paganel caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:46:18 towards level 87.
[11/15/24 18:29:23] pyre reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pyre's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/24 18:37:46] Yarosh met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:35:50 from level 84.
[11/15/24 18:43:30] StalkR's charm ate a bolt of lightning! StalkR's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/15/24 19:27:51] Kritzefitz discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:56:54 towards level 90.
[11/15/24 19:34:13] Omega hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:10:48 towards level 84.
[11/15/24 19:43:34] n0ssh burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! n0ssh's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/15/24 20:18:40] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:58:08 towards level 91.
[11/15/24 21:12:01] pyre has dealt Varjatticus a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:42:38 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[11/15/24 22:06:17] GRIZZLYMAN got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:36:56 towards level 70.
[11/15/24 22:23:43] shikhin found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:08 towards level 94.
[11/15/24 23:07:39] shady walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:03:33 from level 49.
[11/15/24 23:30:12] tswsl spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! tswsl's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/24 00:14:52] Ancalagon was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:29:30 towards level 73.
[11/16/24 00:55:14] Affliction's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Affliction's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/24 01:08:08] bobvador bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:13 towards level 86.
[11/16/24 01:18:38] pfoley ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:00:55 from level 84.
[11/16/24 01:59:35] Enapiuz was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:06:21 towards level 47.
[11/16/24 02:10:19] vegadark found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:29:51 towards level 97.
[11/16/24 02:18:57] Matthew found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:18:15 towards level 73.
[11/16/24 02:21:16] Celediel got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:50:24 towards level 66.
[11/16/24 02:45:35] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 19:13:36 towards level 89.
[11/16/24 03:40:37] mdpv discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:33:19 towards level 46.
[11/16/24 04:18:48] dyvonna had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 17:08:17 towards level 89.
[11/16/24 04:31:37] unicron bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:30:49 towards level 78.
[11/16/24 04:41:40] hdm got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:54:34 towards level 98.
[11/16/24 05:03:09] Sombra found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:57:47 towards level 93.
[11/16/24 06:00:13] manish hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:10:23 towards level 43.
[11/16/24 06:22:20] t3chn0 tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:04:48 towards level 89.
[11/16/24 06:33:47] bsleep met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:34:59 from level 87.
[11/16/24 07:21:43] Pinkman got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:16:26 towards level 90.
[11/16/24 07:52:22] Nysdar was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:11:30 from level 90.
[11/16/24 07:54:29] Pinkman has dealt blobdog a Critical Strike! 2 days, 05:34:45 is added to blobdog's clock.
[11/16/24 08:34:22] tmberg's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tmberg's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/24 08:39:38] dwfreed caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:24:03 towards level 93.
[11/16/24 09:14:20] medivh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:42 towards level 63.
[11/16/24 09:25:50] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:34:34 towards level 101.
[11/16/24 09:26:08] Ungoliant found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:30:41 towards level 82.
[11/16/24 10:31:46] Kody got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:47:41 from level 64.
[11/16/24 10:48:07] Nysdar caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 02:53:51 towards level 90.
[11/16/24 11:14:05] KindOne was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 12 days, 08:51:22 towards level 81.
[11/16/24 11:46:43] Forud was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:00:04 towards level 91.
[11/16/24 12:10:19] przt met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:24:22 from level 46.
[11/16/24 12:56:16] The local wizard imbued Carl's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Carl's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/24 13:42:25] Koffa spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Koffa's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/24 13:53:15] idlegood found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 14:57:44 towards level 83.
[11/16/24 13:57:50] blobdog got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:46:16 towards level 67.
[11/16/24 14:11:30] hcf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:05:32 towards level 54.
[11/16/24 14:56:45] Theleveler ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:28:11 from level 89.
[11/16/24 15:10:13] Russell reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Russell's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/16/24 15:19:01] blobdog got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:55:24 from level 67.
[11/16/24 16:12:31] kinus was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 02:15:58 from level 87.
[11/16/24 16:20:57] corvus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:01 towards level 28.
[11/16/24 16:57:12] hiod found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:35:17 towards level 61.
[11/16/24 18:10:49] zbe bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:27:11 towards level 101.
[11/16/24 19:32:54] Wizard-Of-Paws fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:01:55 from level 47.
[11/16/24 20:09:36] shady caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:49 towards level 49.
[11/16/24 20:35:34] gildarts fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:00:34 from level 84.
[11/16/24 22:26:38] adamus1red's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! adamus1red's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/16/24 23:30:24] Dex discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:14:03 towards level 63.
[11/17/24 00:03:08] tmberg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:32:36 towards level 82.
[11/17/24 00:07:15] muirrum gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:24:17 towards level 69.
[11/17/24 00:31:39] The local wizard imbued Fenrik's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Fenrik's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/24 00:50:11] Nuae was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:37 towards level 81.
[11/17/24 01:08:27] alexlehm caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:23:05 towards level 72.
[11/17/24 01:11:13] tswsl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:32 towards level 91.
[11/17/24 01:17:33] f0zk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:58:11 towards level 55.
[11/17/24 01:21:13] mordac was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:47:56 towards level 89.
[11/17/24 01:27:14] Aksej found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:08:25 towards level 86.
[11/17/24 01:40:27] unicron had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:06:50 towards level 78.
[11/17/24 02:11:14] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on popey's tunic! popey's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/24 02:37:21] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on yNos's tunic! yNos's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/24 03:40:55] tass was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:31:08 towards level 67.
[11/17/24 03:57:42] RussellB was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:13:30 towards level 90.
[11/17/24 06:24:32] shady hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:22:46 towards level 50.
[11/17/24 06:31:21] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:31:12 towards level 87.
[11/17/24 07:34:41] insidesources tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:39 towards level 55.
[11/17/24 07:35:18] Nuae was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:30:43 from level 81.
[11/17/24 07:38:13] benzo tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:20 towards level 48.
[11/17/24 07:38:46] Mat's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Mat's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/24 08:16:44] Kachin found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:44:49 towards level 80.
[11/17/24 09:00:55] hax404 found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:38:41 towards level 87.
[11/17/24 09:35:50] wille discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:03:09 towards level 68.
[11/17/24 09:54:36] f0zk has dealt dots a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:00:07 is added to dots's clock.
[11/17/24 10:41:54] cadfael walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:37:52 from level 86.
[11/17/24 10:43:54] pwae caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:56 towards level 89.
[11/17/24 12:04:11] popey tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:21 towards level 65.
[11/17/24 12:26:01] gildarts found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:03:47 towards level 84.
[11/17/24 13:09:30] alephnull was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:12 towards level 68.
[11/17/24 13:19:21] MetaNova bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:34:30 towards level 88.
[11/17/24 14:44:24] CompanionCube was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:33:26 towards level 91.
[11/17/24 15:10:37] The local wizard imbued ialokin's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! ialokin's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/24 15:26:10] kinus slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! kinus's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/17/24 15:57:03] MalusnaFisheon's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! MalusnaFisheon's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/24 16:45:48] _sh caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:25 towards level 98.
[11/17/24 17:57:48] zbe fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:46:59 from level 101.
[11/17/24 18:50:16] cadfael was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:58 towards level 86.
[11/17/24 18:56:42] ColonelPanic001 was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:30:29 from level 66.
[11/17/24 19:42:59] Paganel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:35:33 towards level 87.
[11/17/24 19:54:50] Jens was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:57:45 towards level 80.
[11/17/24 20:26:38] Fehu was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:24:22 from level 78.
[11/17/24 20:37:34] The local wizard imbued \dev\ice's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! \dev\ice's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/17/24 20:37:40] Ecko gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:35:23 towards level 86.
[11/17/24 20:59:19] TimeWarp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:51:50 towards level 83.
[11/17/24 21:29:14] OobSaco was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:19:52 towards level 65.
[11/17/24 21:40:24] Cockroach was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:55:21 towards level 60.
[11/17/24 23:04:07] CrashOverride found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:49:53 towards level 90.
[11/17/24 23:37:12] The local wizard imbued thatmint's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! thatmint's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/24 00:07:18] gusto reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! gusto's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/24 00:31:16] DojShadow was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:36:34 from level 62.
[11/18/24 00:45:04] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:29 towards level 59.
[11/18/24 01:35:02] corvus caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:18 towards level 30.
[11/18/24 01:55:56] ChowderKeg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:47:32 from level 92.
[11/18/24 03:33:12] tmberg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:14:36 towards level 82.
[11/18/24 03:43:18] SirNeo ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:52:08 from level 74.
[11/18/24 03:45:12] tswsl was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:29:39 from level 91.
[11/18/24 03:48:52] VonToutCourt has dealt DividedByZero a Critical Strike! 5 days, 20:25:40 is added to DividedByZero's clock.
[11/18/24 04:34:40] scumola's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! scumola's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/24 04:40:08] TimeWarp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:10:50 from level 83.
[11/18/24 05:03:31] alephnull was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:50:09 towards level 68.
[11/18/24 05:17:56] Drin tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:04 towards level 83.
[11/18/24 05:44:37] tass got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:00:16 towards level 67.
[11/18/24 06:43:54] f0zk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:47:34 towards level 55.
[11/18/24 06:46:03] _sh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:06 towards level 98.
[11/18/24 06:58:48] Cirdan was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:40:30 towards level 96.
[11/18/24 07:36:02] slim caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:10:01 towards level 85.
[11/18/24 07:59:19] solarsparq was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:47:13 towards level 74.
[11/18/24 08:15:33] gradator was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:37:12 from level 92.
[11/18/24 08:24:41] Ungoliant got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:53:03 towards level 82.
[11/18/24 08:25:11] Bluedog was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:57:56 from level 85.
[11/18/24 09:00:09] catte was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:18:56 towards level 59.
[11/18/24 09:13:45] bt burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bt's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/18/24 09:55:10] hiod was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:47:53 from level 61.
[11/18/24 09:56:10] pztrn got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:06:20 towards level 60.
[11/18/24 12:40:08] Theleveler was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 22:22:30 from level 90.
[11/18/24 13:46:54] el found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:22:22 towards level 92.
[11/18/24 14:11:13] medivh spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! medivh's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/18/24 14:36:15] bsleep found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:14:15 towards level 87.
[11/18/24 14:50:04] Ungoliant discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:11:39 towards level 82.
[11/18/24 15:06:33] t3chn0 discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:49:14 towards level 89.
[11/18/24 15:12:53] MELOONi was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:34:45 from level 85.
[11/18/24 15:18:45] pfoley reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! pfoley's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/24 15:45:09] manish was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:54 towards level 43.
[11/18/24 16:32:34] adamus1red gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:53:12 towards level 87.
[11/18/24 16:49:03] Matthew ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:08:35 from level 73.
[11/18/24 17:04:13] d4n13L gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 13:47:39 towards level 86.
[11/18/24 18:14:10] freeboson was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:28:30 towards level 91.
[11/18/24 18:35:31] Fischmiep burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Fischmiep's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/18/24 21:29:31] nax_ got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:08:08 towards level 50.
[11/18/24 21:35:44] VonToutCourt was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:00:24 towards level 93.
[11/18/24 22:00:03] damyan reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! damyan's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/18/24 22:01:03] RandomZero found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:13 towards level 50.
[11/18/24 23:00:26] KindOne hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:59:00 towards level 81.
[11/18/24 23:09:49] manish tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:16:06 towards level 44.
[11/18/24 23:28:54] blazed was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:12 towards level 46.
[11/19/24 00:19:25] Ungoliant discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:05 towards level 82.
[11/19/24 00:25:17] Anahi'i found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:34 towards level 46.
[11/19/24 00:32:46] Neil ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:48:15 from level 69.
[11/19/24 01:10:16] signofzeta was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:31:12 towards level 81.
[11/19/24 01:18:46] idleevil ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:25:27 from level 83.
[11/19/24 01:44:21] grim was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:33 towards level 44.
[11/19/24 02:11:46] RussellB was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 10:05:39 from level 90.
[11/19/24 02:18:30] DividedByZero tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:30:34 towards level 64.
[11/19/24 02:42:12] vegadark had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:32:12 towards level 97.
[11/19/24 02:46:07] Ecko found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:01:55 towards level 86.
[11/19/24 03:00:08] gildarts met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:44:38 from level 84.
[11/19/24 03:16:36] bobvador caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:57:34 towards level 86.
[11/19/24 04:22:41] Fenrik discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:59:26 towards level 92.
[11/19/24 04:53:41] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 13:48:25 towards level 86.
[11/19/24 05:05:43] Stevland burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Stevland's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/19/24 05:52:13] zuper discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:51:04 towards level 58.
[11/19/24 06:50:38] naka was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:24:47 towards level 43.
[11/19/24 07:47:22] soltys got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:02 towards level 95.
[11/19/24 08:00:32] Koffa caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:37 towards level 92.
[11/19/24 08:14:53] TheSilentLink slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! TheSilentLink's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/19/24 08:27:32] cornfeedhobo found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:20 towards level 74.
[11/19/24 08:45:40] Puff's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Puff's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/19/24 09:29:42] sc fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:19:28 from level 99.
[11/19/24 10:33:03] pants found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:37:10 towards level 88.
[11/19/24 11:42:31] Kritzefitz has dealt fstrelok a Critical Strike! 5 days, 07:22:17 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[11/19/24 12:31:23] cornfeedhobo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:06:45 towards level 74.
[11/19/24 12:38:13] ZOTTA found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:11:06 towards level 86.
[11/19/24 12:53:53] kptr was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:10:09 towards level 91.
[11/19/24 14:39:03] Russell was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:28:15 towards level 78.
[11/19/24 14:46:25] fivehun found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:17 towards level 39.
[11/19/24 15:35:51] Bluedog hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:34:37 towards level 85.
[11/19/24 15:49:10] Koffa bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:40 towards level 92.
[11/19/24 16:23:34] popey burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! popey's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/19/24 19:15:42] Nysdar found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:48:32 towards level 90.
[11/19/24 19:16:13] io's charm ate a bolt of lightning! io's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/24 19:18:46] Rayke bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:20 towards level 59.
[11/19/24 19:39:10] Omega was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:01:57 towards level 84.
[11/19/24 19:54:35] Affliction was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:48 towards level 90.
[11/19/24 20:00:03] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:02:40 towards level 60.
[11/19/24 20:06:23] crysis's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! crysis's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/19/24 21:22:58] Nuae found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:29:07 towards level 81.
[11/19/24 21:35:04] Wolf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:43:58 towards level 95.
[11/19/24 21:55:25] bookworm bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:11:36 towards level 85.
[11/19/24 22:01:18] Thorael found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:02:57 towards level 87.
[11/19/24 22:10:47] jacob1 was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:12:46 towards level 97.
[11/19/24 22:27:27] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:54:09 towards level 91.
[11/19/24 22:39:30] Koffa got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:33:50 towards level 92.
[11/19/24 22:44:16] drahthaar hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:39:55 towards level 99.
[11/19/24 22:56:56] AbrahamLinksys fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:43 from level 40.
[11/19/24 22:57:23] gendish was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:25:26 from level 64.
[11/19/24 23:42:22] idleneutral found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:31 towards level 77.
[11/19/24 23:59:27] Varjatticus gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:54:32 towards level 59.
[11/20/24 00:16:13] nya had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:37:06 towards level 89.
[11/20/24 00:35:54] kinus ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:48:04 from level 87.
[11/20/24 01:19:39] Misza reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Misza's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/24 01:22:21] nax_ found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:57:58 towards level 50.
[11/20/24 01:50:40] KyloRen found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:53:16 towards level 62.
[11/20/24 03:02:50] Yarosh walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:03:36 from level 84.
[11/20/24 03:45:51] washclof was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:52:18 towards level 101.
[11/20/24 03:53:41] bobvador was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:23:34 from level 86.
[11/20/24 03:56:21] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:33:26 towards level 89.
[11/20/24 03:59:22] popey got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:16:04 towards level 66.
[11/20/24 05:51:27] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on dyvonna's tunic! dyvonna's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/24 06:12:06] mordac got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:27:06 towards level 89.
[11/20/24 06:59:13] Ankhers was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:08:59 from level 80.
[11/20/24 07:13:23] Fischmiep hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 07:28:32 towards level 61.
[11/20/24 08:06:48] Garg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:44:04 towards level 69.
[11/20/24 08:20:04] manish's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! manish's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/24 08:52:47] hiod discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:07 towards level 61.
[11/20/24 09:14:08] ambitious_sloth caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:54:27 towards level 53.
[11/20/24 10:27:41] Platonides found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:46:48 towards level 79.
[11/20/24 10:51:02] Nuae tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:31:14 towards level 81.
[11/20/24 10:53:53] ialokin's charm ate a bolt of lightning! ialokin's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/24 11:21:17] Crazycatlady walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:35:55 from level 94.
[11/20/24 11:25:21] Fehu's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! Fehu's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/24 12:08:29] scumola was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:39 towards level 85.
[11/20/24 12:34:16] freeboson gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:00 towards level 91.
[11/20/24 12:41:38] tomhek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:14:15 from level 91.
[11/20/24 13:22:40] Fritzl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:52:39 towards level 55.
[11/20/24 13:24:22] Gorek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:45:14 towards level 94.
[11/20/24 13:36:49] gildarts's charm ate a bolt of lightning! gildarts's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/24 13:58:09] SirBummelz was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:52:41 from level 73.
[11/20/24 14:47:40] crysis was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:03:37 from level 74.
[11/20/24 16:00:14] Garg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:32:38 towards level 69.
[11/20/24 16:06:24] jjasghar had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:49 towards level 75.
[11/20/24 16:09:49] bookworm was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:10 towards level 85.
[11/20/24 16:14:14] RandomZero was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:09:19 towards level 50.
[11/20/24 16:18:52] idleevil caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:42:15 towards level 83.
[11/20/24 17:05:55] adamus1red hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:33:30 towards level 87.
[11/20/24 17:13:06] Dex got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:02:00 towards level 63.
[11/20/24 17:25:15] dots reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! dots's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/24 17:48:21] manish got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:58:09 from level 44.
[11/20/24 17:56:59] blazed walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:22:47 from level 46.
[11/20/24 18:48:55] grim had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:36 towards level 44.
[11/20/24 19:25:41] TimWolla's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! TimWolla's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/24 19:43:51] nya found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:40:44 towards level 89.
[11/20/24 19:59:10] Acolarh was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 02:43:14 towards level 86.
[11/20/24 20:27:04] Russell was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:56 towards level 78.
[11/20/24 21:20:13] Celediel ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:47:16 from level 66.
[11/20/24 21:39:06] zbe's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! zbe's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/24 21:59:32] Celediel slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Celediel's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/20/24 22:04:43] Pinkman hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:00:52 towards level 90.
[11/20/24 22:34:42] V has dealt bookworm a Critical Strike! 3 days, 12:00:41 is added to bookworm's clock.
[11/20/24 22:47:57] Matthew tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:16:06 towards level 73.
[11/21/24 00:15:03] zifnab06 found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:11:14 towards level 85.
[11/21/24 00:52:33] Garg spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! Garg's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/24 01:06:43] jayvee met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:01:03 from level 83.
[11/21/24 02:21:38] el had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:38:15 towards level 92.
[11/21/24 02:33:49] el's charm ate a bolt of lightning! el's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/21/24 03:06:12] jjasghar was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:05:55 towards level 75.
[11/21/24 03:58:32] alephnull found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:15:26 towards level 68.
[11/21/24 04:27:41] grim got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:11 towards level 44.
[11/21/24 04:35:11] zbe was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:20:32 towards level 101.
[11/21/24 04:41:01] ukleinek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:18:54 from level 90.
[11/21/24 04:51:06] nya spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! nya's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/24 04:55:17] Theleveler was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:37:22 towards level 90.
[11/21/24 05:28:59] washclof caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:23 towards level 101.
[11/21/24 05:44:40] KyloRen found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:17:55 towards level 62.
[11/21/24 06:29:19] hcf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:01:32 towards level 54.
[11/21/24 06:31:46] Bluedog met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:09:49 from level 85.
[11/21/24 06:38:42] anarcat's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! anarcat's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/24 06:45:14] damyan ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:21:00 from level 86.
[11/21/24 06:53:43] Artea gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:32 towards level 46.
[11/21/24 07:35:21] kenyon bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:45 towards level 92.
[11/21/24 08:01:58] Fehu gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:06:08 towards level 78.
[11/21/24 08:02:25] Fritzl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:41:50 towards level 55.
[11/21/24 08:05:56] shady found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:19:39 towards level 50.
[11/21/24 08:41:38] bsleep bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:38:29 towards level 87.
[11/21/24 08:44:18] Fenrik found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:33 towards level 92.
[11/21/24 08:59:37] naka got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:07 towards level 44.
[11/21/24 09:26:53] Kritzefitz was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:05:23 from level 90.
[11/21/24 09:48:25] spex was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:04:34 towards level 92.
[11/21/24 09:48:29] Celediel bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:29 towards level 66.
[11/21/24 09:55:11] tomhek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:51:35 towards level 91.
[11/21/24 10:53:21] corvus had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:14 towards level 35.
[11/21/24 11:27:19] signofzeta slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! signofzeta's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/21/24 12:17:45] Kachin got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 10:57:01 towards level 80.
[11/21/24 12:32:25] Yarosh tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:14:38 towards level 84.