Player Info

User: ambitious_sloth
Class: jedi_aspirant
Admin?: No
Level: 59
Next level: 48 days, 21:48:30
Status: Online
Host: KM1604!~pi@idlerpg/player/KM1604
Account Created: Thu Aug 15 19:17:41 2024
Last login: Sun Apr 27 06:29:10 2025
Total time idled: 220 days, 00:16:10
Current position: [461,442]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

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Items

amulet: 117 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 34
charm: 40
gloves: 21
helm: 66 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 54
ring: 43
shield: 42
tunic: 106 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 171 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 694

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 03:25:34
part: None
quest: None
quit: 0 days, 11:21:45

total: 0 days, 14:47:19

Character Modifiers

[08/16/24 00:39:19] ambitious_sloth [3/4] has challenged zuper [99/517] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/16/24 03:39:22] ambitious_sloth, jaxson, and Kachin [294/2095] have team battled bobvador, rawgreaze, and Silvanus_Betrium [159/3444] and won! 0 days, 00:02:31 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/24 05:24:41] ambitious_sloth [64/66] has challenged TheSilentLink [816/1158] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/16/24 08:59:20] ambitious_sloth [9/77] has challenged yang [617/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:24 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/16/24 19:38:15] ambitious_sloth [1/120] has come upon Kayn [464/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:27 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/16/24 19:44:25] ambitious_sloth [129/135] has challenged Kachin [531/1038] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/17/24 01:26:51] Gorek [321/1028] has challenged ambitious_sloth [109/142] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:57:56 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[08/17/24 07:28:05] ambitious_sloth [31/161] has challenged Aksej [387/1121] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/17/24 18:57:36] ambitious_sloth [177/193] has challenged tmberg [543/1190] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/18/24 02:31:17] ambitious_sloth [42/196] has challenged damyan [763/1044] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:09 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/18/24 04:12:17] Kurenai, ToHellWithGA, and cfjk [1960/3301] have team battled ahmubashshir, TheSilentLink, and ambitious_sloth [217/2000] and won! 3 days, 14:55:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/24 08:49:02] ambitious_sloth saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:24 from level 27.
[08/18/24 11:27:59] ambitious_sloth [9/203] has challenged TheSilentLink [619/1158] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:30 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/18/24 13:44:07] ambitious_sloth grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:26 towards level 28.
[08/18/24 20:51:04] ambitious_sloth [115/211] has challenged el [1027/1206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/19/24 04:02:05] ambitious_sloth got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:00 towards level 29.
[08/19/24 08:28:37] ambitious_sloth [89/222] has challenged kevkev [578/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/19/24 21:47:55] ambitious_sloth [199/234] has challenged Acolarh [639/810] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:01 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/20/24 13:49:26] ambitious_sloth [157/234] has challenged bookworm [241/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:49:32 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/21/24 05:42:20] dots [49/133] has challenged ambitious_sloth [77/234] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to dots's clock.
[08/21/24 08:14:50] ambitious_sloth [11/258] has challenged Fischmiep [590/626] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/21/24 19:05:32] ambitious_sloth found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:46:49 towards level 33.
[08/22/24 04:04:04] ambitious_sloth [212/258] has challenged anarcat [1049/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:40:48 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/22/24 19:02:27] gideonstar, ambitious_sloth, and Lnk [420/2323] have team battled d4n13L, "\@_, and Matthew [1638/2487] and lost! 0 days, 02:00:29 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/24 00:13:53] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ambitious_sloth with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 01:01:43 from level 34.
[08/23/24 08:07:07] ambitious_sloth [139/297] has challenged Zaratustra [347/660] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/23/24 20:09:55] scumola [469/720] has challenged ambitious_sloth [149/297] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:37:15 is removed from scumola's clock.
[08/24/24 12:52:32] ambitious_sloth [128/297] has challenged VonToutCourt [641/1149] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:36:22 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/24/24 22:47:27] ambitious_sloth [157/297] has come upon Sario [729/993] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:22:27 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/25/24 18:13:53] ambitious_sloth [286/297] has come upon Crazycatlady [889/1168] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:04 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/26/24 01:24:28] ambitious_sloth [58/297] has come upon vectr0n [75/777] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:48 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/26/24 01:44:22] ambitious_sloth [114/340] has challenged happymeal [151/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/26/24 10:26:04] ambitious_sloth [72/340] has come upon CodeGeek [1157/1275] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:28:28 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/26/24 19:55:48] scornn [644/858] has come upon ambitious_sloth [300/340] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:00:11 is removed from scornn's clock.
[08/27/24 18:51:48] ambitious_sloth [15/342] has challenged insidesources [158/602] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/27/24 22:43:42] Drin [431/1101] has come upon ambitious_sloth [9/342] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:55:43 is removed from Drin's clock.
[08/29/24 11:37:12] ambitious_sloth [296/342] has come upon TimWolla [21/900] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:25:45 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/30/24 02:57:48] ambitious_sloth [141/342] has come upon Thorael [190/870] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:08:36 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/30/24 03:10:21] ambitious_sloth [280/342] has come upon Neil [245/838] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:40:26 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/30/24 11:57:42] ambitious_sloth [67/346] has challenged DividedByZero [447/839] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[08/30/24 13:32:02] ambitious_sloth saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:10 from level 39.
[08/30/24 14:57:12] ambitious_sloth, Fritzl, and mordac [946/1739] have team battled pants, Sario, and damyan [271/3342] and won! 0 days, 10:13:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/24 19:30:30] ambitious_sloth invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:22 towards level 39.
[09/01/24 06:28:55] ambitious_sloth [313/367] has challenged Kurenai [882/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[09/01/24 07:24:09] Minus [157/809] has come upon ambitious_sloth [68/367] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:21:03 is removed from Minus's clock.
[09/01/24 09:26:45] dbx12, ambitious_sloth, and Nysdar [31/2462] have team battled Stevland, yano, and brycec [107/3265] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/24 10:03:51] dbx12 [234/1151] has challenged ambitious_sloth [365/367] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:49:32 is added to dbx12's clock.
[09/02/24 10:47:56] Matthew, ambitious_sloth, and misha [86/2149] have team battled crack, ponzu, and Sario [520/1737] and lost! 0 days, 06:26:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/24 18:59:19] Cockatrice [550/905] has come upon ambitious_sloth [211/367] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:11:36 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[09/03/24 22:45:16] ambitious_sloth [332/367] has come upon Ungoliant [274/869] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:58:04 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[09/04/24 00:40:22] ambitious_sloth [150/367] has come upon ToHellWithGA [794/1332] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:27 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[09/04/24 04:44:19] ambitious_sloth [180/367] has come upon enteral [79/807] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:57:55 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[09/04/24 14:20:03] ambitious_sloth [31/367] has challenged jra [152/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[09/05/24 02:20:19] mdpv, "\@_, and Aksej [620/2350] have team battled Mat, figment, and ambitious_sloth [423/1762] and won! 0 days, 03:00:31 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/24 00:56:08] ambitious_sloth was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:58:34 from level 41.
[09/07/24 11:50:55] ambitious_sloth [118/374] has challenged Daikojun [365/711] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[09/07/24 13:04:51] ambitious_sloth [294/374] has come upon Notir [676/965] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:38:36 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[09/08/24 06:09:16] ambitious_sloth met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:30:26 from level 42.
[09/08/24 07:34:24] ambitious_sloth had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:45 towards level 42.
[09/10/24 04:32:55] Aksej, Russell, and StalkR [2027/3549] have team battled TheSilentLink, TimeWarp, and ambitious_sloth [602/2396] and won! 0 days, 13:34:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/24 07:57:21] DrinkyBird [610/1229] has come upon ambitious_sloth [291/374] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:20:43 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/10/24 07:57:24] DrinkyBird [642/1229] has come upon ambitious_sloth [183/374] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:18:38 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[09/10/24 23:51:46] ambitious_sloth [264/450] has challenged adamus1red [123/879] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:10 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[09/14/24 00:13:31] ambitious_sloth [222/452] has challenged keepmyshirt [132/634] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[09/14/24 13:34:19] io [30/1241] has challenged ambitious_sloth [97/452] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:12:34 is added to io's clock.
[09/15/24 01:45:49] sc [1152/1175] has come upon ambitious_sloth [445/452] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:42:45 is removed from sc's clock.
[09/16/24 16:52:16] ambitious_sloth found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:24 towards level 44.
[09/17/24 10:47:19] ukleinek, ambitious_sloth, and cadfael [468/2285] have team battled yang, ZOTTA, and Notir [518/2790] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:47 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/24 14:10:00] ambitious_sloth [155/470] has challenged mordac [707/1025] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:52 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[09/18/24 02:47:00] canton7, particleflux, and Zaratustra [16/2130] have team battled Daikojun, ambitious_sloth, and Pinkman [1811/2527] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/24 05:31:02] CptKillmor [13/296] has challenged ambitious_sloth [39/470] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to CptKillmor's clock.
[09/18/24 17:11:30] gideonstar, BlueJay, and simple [1319/2826] have team battled xbill, ambitious_sloth, and IFireflyl [1718/1912] and lost! 3 days, 14:28:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/24 01:20:20] BenDover [272/504] has challenged ambitious_sloth [185/472] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:02:25 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[09/20/24 12:48:52] ambitious_sloth bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:26:28 towards level 45.
[09/20/24 17:16:19] Kurenai [643/976] has challenged ambitious_sloth [303/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:32:23 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[09/20/24 19:42:42] EddieT137 [771/1122] has come upon ambitious_sloth [138/472] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:57:37 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[09/21/24 05:57:09] ambitious_sloth was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:19 from level 45.
[09/21/24 22:09:57] ambitious_sloth, Tenorman, and canton7 [812/2149] have team battled lelu, simple, and thornrag [1898/2426] and lost! 0 days, 04:28:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/24 01:02:50] ambitious_sloth [109/472] has challenged Aksej [13/1110] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:50:25 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[09/23/24 16:54:56] ambitious_sloth, Misza, and Platonides [2373/2422] have team battled nax, elf, and Wam [597/2425] and won! 0 days, 17:46:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/24 20:29:34] ambitious_sloth slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ambitious_sloth's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/24/24 05:52:55] ambitious_sloth found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:48:45 towards level 46.
[09/24/24 12:32:11] dbx12 [668/1151] has come upon ambitious_sloth [328/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:25:30 is removed from dbx12's clock.
[09/24/24 21:05:51] ambitious_sloth sharpened the edge of their weapon! ambitious_sloth's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/25/24 13:39:46] heisenbug [310/826] has come upon ambitious_sloth [104/469] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:21:10 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/26/24 10:11:44] ambitious_sloth [322/469] has challenged Paganel [19/835] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:17:41 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[09/27/24 14:45:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ambitious_sloth 0 days, 21:22:29 toward level 47.
[09/28/24 16:54:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ambitious_sloth 1 day, 01:25:53 toward level 47.
[09/29/24 02:50:06] ambitious_sloth ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:24 from level 47.
[09/29/24 13:24:34] Stevland, ambitious_sloth, and Jens [1533/2621] have team battled thornrag, gildarts, and kptr [2214/2609] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/24 14:14:05] ambitious_sloth [66/512] has challenged soltys [584/1189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:11:27 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[09/30/24 02:19:51] Anahi'i [77/294] has challenged ambitious_sloth [272/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Anahi'i's clock.
[10/01/24 05:50:19] ambitious_sloth [246/512] has come upon gendish [309/468] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:57:30 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/03/24 09:50:21] nya, bobvador, kptr, and ambitious_sloth have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/03/24 09:52:36] ambitious_sloth [244/512] has come upon bobvador [1039/1079] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:03:47 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/03/24 11:50:37] Wizard-Of-Paws [120/303] has challenged ambitious_sloth [300/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Wizard-Of-Paws's clock.
[10/04/24 13:54:32] ambitious_sloth got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:15:56 from level 48.
[10/05/24 01:13:38] ambitious_sloth [386/512] has come upon Fenrik [941/1342] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:18:01 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/05/24 21:57:57] Dex [859/910] has challenged ambitious_sloth [306/512] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:09:12 is removed from Dex's clock.
[10/06/24 03:59:30] ambitious_sloth was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:32:58 from level 48.
[10/06/24 19:03:14] csc2ya [798/1053] has challenged ambitious_sloth [358/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:59:17 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[10/07/24 21:48:06] _sh [363/1112] has come upon ambitious_sloth [274/521] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:25:11 is removed from _sh's clock.
[10/07/24 21:49:28] _sh [780/1112] has come upon ambitious_sloth [80/521] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:37:52 is removed from _sh's clock.
[10/08/24 10:14:50] ambitious_sloth [184/528] has challenged thatmint [768/1024] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/08/24 14:35:17] ambitious_sloth found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:41 towards level 49.
[10/09/24 02:17:55] ambitious_sloth [122/528] has challenged tmberg [396/1206] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:34:18 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/10/24 17:27:05] dbaoty [64/145] has challenged ambitious_sloth [430/528] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to dbaoty's clock.
[10/11/24 21:36:01] lelu [104/442] has challenged ambitious_sloth [25/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:53:07 is removed from lelu's clock.
[10/12/24 07:38:37] ambitious_sloth [121/528] has challenged QxL [519/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:07:01 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/12/24 12:12:15] dyvonna, Dex, and ambitious_sloth [1068/2091] have team battled cadfael, canton7, and kptr [327/2516] and won! 1 day, 02:57:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/24 12:59:27] rawgreaze [135/1186] has come upon ambitious_sloth [485/528] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:33:31 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[10/12/24 14:47:15] Misza, spawn, and RussellB [222/2551] have team battled Malvolio, particleflux, and ambitious_sloth [113/1982] and won! 0 days, 05:59:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/24 16:25:52] ambitious_sloth was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:10 from level 49.
[10/17/24 01:09:04] ambitious_sloth [291/528] has challenged EddieT137 [851/1166] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:33 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/17/24 07:58:15] ambitious_sloth [242/635] has challenged spex [371/1305] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:18 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/18/24 11:22:06] ambitious_sloth [206/635] has come upon _sh [1085/1112] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:23:19 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/18/24 15:03:21] ambitious_sloth ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:31:56 from level 50.
[10/19/24 05:15:41] ambitious_sloth was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:06 towards level 50.
[10/19/24 20:59:38] ambitious_sloth was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:35 towards level 50.
[10/19/24 23:37:15] ambitious_sloth grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:52:17 towards level 50.
[10/20/24 18:43:34] ambitious_sloth [525/635] has come upon Fischmiep [481/876] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:33:24 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/20/24 23:34:57] Rayke [407/703] has come upon ambitious_sloth [386/635] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:30:33 is removed from Rayke's clock.
[10/21/24 07:36:31] Nuae [492/1014] has challenged ambitious_sloth [119/635] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:05:05 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[10/21/24 08:36:47] sparogy [41/570] has challenged ambitious_sloth [340/635] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:45:30 is added to sparogy's clock.
[10/21/24 15:56:56] ambitious_sloth [54/635] has come upon xbill [455/610] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:39:00 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/21/24 16:15:09] ambitious_sloth [203/635] has come upon washclof [790/1773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:26:10 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/23/24 21:05:11] przt [27/312] has challenged ambitious_sloth [521/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to przt's clock.
[10/25/24 19:39:24] shikhin, ambitious_sloth, and dxrt [1950/2288] have team battled Ancalagon, Notir, and Luca [1903/2498] and won! 0 days, 15:01:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/24 20:00:06] vectr0n [281/777] has come upon ambitious_sloth [264/635] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:34:58 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[10/26/24 17:04:59] ambitious_sloth grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:09 towards level 50.
[10/27/24 21:18:12] BlueJay [288/844] has challenged ambitious_sloth [443/635] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:39:57 is added to BlueJay's clock.
[10/28/24 02:53:43] ambitious_sloth, keepmyshirt, and shikhin [2035/2555] have team battled idleneutral, figment, and heaton [1226/1606] and won! 0 days, 00:12:07 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/24 03:42:13] ambitious_sloth [260/635] has challenged Varjatticus [275/797] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/28/24 10:44:24] ambitious_sloth found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:33:30 towards level 51.
[10/28/24 12:36:52] ambitious_sloth found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:07:32 towards level 51.
[10/29/24 08:52:54] ambitious_sloth [53/635] has come upon ukleinek [702/1050] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:51:49 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[10/29/24 18:46:52] pants [723/1326] has come upon ambitious_sloth [575/635] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:20:36 is removed from pants's clock.
[10/30/24 19:37:06] ambitious_sloth [69/635] has challenged Zaratustra [647/820] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:45:32 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[11/02/24 06:52:41] SSLbits [15/980] has challenged ambitious_sloth [213/635] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:02:29 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[11/02/24 15:09:49] caeli [300/677] has come upon ambitious_sloth [153/635] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:22:43 is removed from caeli's clock.
[11/03/24 06:06:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ambitious_sloth 3 days, 06:38:03 toward level 51.
[11/04/24 21:47:33] hdm, "\@_, and Wolf [9/2925] have team battled SSLbits, ambitious_sloth, and Pinkman [204/3013] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:59 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/24 05:13:31] Genevieve [22/163] has challenged ambitious_sloth [311/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Genevieve's clock.
[11/05/24 05:38:47] SirNeo, crysis, and tomhek [2566/3018] have team battled MadMan, signofzeta, and ambitious_sloth [883/2526] and won! 5 days, 11:02:42 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/24 18:27:22] ambitious_sloth learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:28:03 from level 51.
[11/06/24 14:16:11] ambitious_sloth [374/635] has challenged BlueJay [169/844] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:40:49 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[11/07/24 03:36:48] ambitious_sloth was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:57:27 towards level 52.
[11/07/24 14:55:52] CrashOverride, Techman, and Yarosh [1134/2084] have team battled tmberg, ambitious_sloth, and Blohsh [99/2562] and won! 0 days, 05:01:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/24 11:15:41] vegadark [391/1112] has come upon ambitious_sloth [110/635] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:26:06 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[11/09/24 13:54:11] Varjatticus, tmberg, and BlueJay [130/2875] have team battled ambitious_sloth, Celediel, and slim [1879/2586] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/24 06:43:21] mordac [467/1025] has challenged ambitious_sloth [548/635] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:47:18 is added to mordac's clock.
[11/13/24 10:03:08] "\@_ [45/930] has challenged ambitious_sloth [119/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:52:08 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[11/15/24 14:12:48] ambitious_sloth fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:50 from level 52.
[11/16/24 13:31:17] el [370/1205] has come upon ambitious_sloth [313/635] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 13:51:03 is removed from el's clock.
[11/16/24 17:39:22] ambitious_sloth [450/635] has challenged SSLbits [928/980] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[11/17/24 08:28:32] ambitious_sloth grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:03:14 towards level 53.
[11/17/24 10:26:55] ambitious_sloth was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:54:18 from level 53.
[11/18/24 00:25:02] ambitious_sloth [414/635] has come upon TheSilentLink [943/1170] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:19:43 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[11/19/24 12:39:37] gildarts, CornFly, washclof, and ambitious_sloth have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/19/24 16:43:51] ambitious_sloth [183/635] has challenged idlebot [1057/1629] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:24 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[11/20/24 09:14:08] ambitious_sloth caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:54:27 towards level 53.
[02/01/25 06:06:18] ambitious_sloth was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:24:11 from level 53.
[02/01/25 20:18:00] ambitious_sloth was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:12:48 from level 53.
[02/02/25 21:48:55] ambitious_sloth [521/635] has come upon IFireflyl [28/784] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:27:23 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[02/05/25 07:11:20] Nuae [738/1042] has come upon ambitious_sloth [40/635] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:25:07 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[02/05/25 07:56:11] ambitious_sloth [582/635] has come upon Thorael [64/850] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:53:27 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[02/06/25 06:59:52] mordac [455/1056] has come upon ambitious_sloth [530/635] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:10:49 is added to mordac's clock.
[02/06/25 09:28:16] slim [0/1316] has come upon ambitious_sloth [79/635] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:04:27 is added to slim's clock.
[02/07/25 09:07:55] ambitious_sloth lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:48:21 from level 53.
[02/08/25 19:53:59] ambitious_sloth [251/635] has challenged tomhek [1047/1053] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:43:12 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[02/09/25 00:54:52] vectr0n, Gorek, and ambitious_sloth [2354/2409] have team battled CptKillmor, SirNeo, and EddieT137 [1304/2718] and won! 0 days, 08:56:28 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/25 07:05:28] ambitious_sloth discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:10 towards level 53.
[02/10/25 12:01:09] ambitious_sloth found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:02 towards level 53.
[02/10/25 12:09:32] ambitious_sloth [404/661] has challenged Russell [202/1180] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:55:35 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[02/13/25 02:25:05] ambitious_sloth spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ambitious_sloth's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/14/25 00:28:59] tass [359/1085] has challenged ambitious_sloth [238/650] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:45:04 is removed from tass's clock.
[02/14/25 00:31:21] ambitious_sloth has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:20:03 from level 54.
[02/15/25 22:04:53] ambitious_sloth was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:58:14 towards level 54.
[02/17/25 22:48:48] Cirdan [257/1073] has come upon ambitious_sloth [146/650] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:56:45 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[02/18/25 21:00:44] ambitious_sloth gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:35:06 towards level 54.
[02/20/25 01:05:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ambitious_sloth 2 days, 13:54:18 toward level 54.
[02/22/25 01:57:08] KindOne [217/574] has come upon ambitious_sloth [59/650] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:41:12 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[02/22/25 03:44:18] ambitious_sloth [172/652] has challenged caeli [304/732] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:32:33 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[02/22/25 09:51:41] Forud [571/1018] has challenged ambitious_sloth [413/652] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:46:03 is removed from Forud's clock.
[02/22/25 21:57:27] bobvador, ambitious_sloth, and hax404 [1183/2594] have team battled h00k, Raithmir, and scornn [1516/2011] and lost! 0 days, 19:14:04 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/25 04:38:03] anarcat [602/1145] has come upon ambitious_sloth [425/652] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:13:26 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[02/23/25 21:59:40] ambitious_sloth died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:08:11 from level 55.
[02/24/25 08:59:55] ambitious_sloth [596/652] has come upon Ungoliant [256/932] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:07:25 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[02/25/25 05:11:08] Flipkabouter [240/486] has come upon ambitious_sloth [623/652] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:17:31 is added to Flipkabouter's clock.
[02/25/25 07:34:47] HeavyPodda, HollowWasp, and Fehu [1621/2477] have team battled Minus, ambitious_sloth, and simple [2198/2628] and lost! 1 day, 11:26:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/25 16:57:33] Garg [244/617] has come upon ambitious_sloth [351/652] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:33:00 is added to Garg's clock.
[02/26/25 00:03:18] Kritzefitz, idleevil, and SirBummelz [2389/3429] have team battled kenneth, ambitious_sloth, and SSLbits [272/2128] and won! 1 day, 20:47:09 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/25 19:57:18] ambitious_sloth [386/652] has challenged TimeWarp [548/960] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:24:34 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[02/27/25 04:47:38] ambitious_sloth saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:45:17 from level 55.
[02/27/25 07:00:28] Aksej [533/1151] has challenged ambitious_sloth [426/652] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:03:25 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[02/27/25 16:54:10] ambitious_sloth caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:11:49 towards level 55.
[02/28/25 15:53:25] ambitious_sloth found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:20:00 towards level 55.
[03/03/25 11:21:16] ambitious_sloth got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:27:14 towards level 55.
[03/03/25 16:36:57] hugga, Paganel, ambitious_sloth, and fork have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/04/25 03:03:24] ialokin [50/471] has challenged ambitious_sloth [482/652] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to ialokin's clock.
[03/05/25 20:47:24] ambitious_sloth [586/652] has challenged idlegood [66/1064] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:28:13 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[03/06/25 13:20:45] Abe, ambitious_sloth, and TimWolla [1162/2532] have team battled popey, TimeWarp, and "\@_ [1691/2954] and lost! 0 days, 22:37:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/25 13:20:22] ambitious_sloth, unicron, Garg, and yang have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/25 22:50:49] ambitious_sloth was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:59 towards level 55.
[03/10/25 16:14:04] ambitious_sloth [57/652] has challenged alexlehm [430/954] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:29:02 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[03/11/25 00:03:15] ambitious_sloth, cadfael, and elf [892/2362] have team battled Affliction, Bolded, and pants [278/3288] and won! 5 days, 07:06:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/25 04:23:49] MetaNova [1097/1277] has challenged ambitious_sloth [48/652] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:57:55 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[03/12/25 14:45:48] zuper [426/503] has come upon ambitious_sloth [404/652] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:10:40 is removed from zuper's clock.
[03/12/25 15:00:40] fstrelok [199/892] has come upon ambitious_sloth [492/652] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:29:51 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[03/12/25 17:14:57] ambitious_sloth got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:42:16 towards level 56.
[03/12/25 23:45:24] ambitious_sloth bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:04:47 towards level 56.
[03/13/25 10:12:40] ambitious_sloth hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:55:56 towards level 56.
[03/13/25 14:08:15] ambitious_sloth found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:14:54 towards level 56.
[03/14/25 05:47:08] heisenbug, ambitious_sloth, and Tangles [723/2565] have team battled simple, CompanionCube, and HeavyPodda [169/2900] and won! 2 days, 11:32:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/25 09:46:27] soltys [868/1146] has challenged ambitious_sloth [174/652] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:29:36 is removed from soltys's clock.
[03/14/25 18:11:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ambitious_sloth 1 day, 07:36:20 toward level 56.
[03/14/25 18:25:32] 640kB [349/367] has challenged ambitious_sloth [220/652] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:53 is removed from 640kB's clock.
[03/15/25 01:31:03] Jens, figment, and ambitious_sloth [359/2315] have team battled Dex, Minus, and vegadark [1987/3026] and lost! 1 day, 02:18:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/25 09:07:49] ambitious_sloth was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:19:52 towards level 56.
[03/16/25 11:24:56] ambitious_sloth stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:21:09 towards level 56.
[03/16/25 17:02:15] ambitious_sloth [55/652] has challenged Stevland [396/943] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:45:06 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[03/17/25 14:14:47] ambitious_sloth was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:13:25 towards level 56.
[03/18/25 03:44:14] ambitious_sloth, Techman, KindOne, and anarcat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/25 20:21:03] _xs, ambitious_sloth, and gusto [1153/2140] have team battled idleneutral, unicron, and tswsl [894/2585] and won! 0 days, 15:14:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/25 18:14:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ambitious_sloth 1 day, 01:23:45 toward level 56.
[03/19/25 23:47:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ambitious_sloth with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 05:55:53 from level 56.
[03/20/25 13:51:04] ambitious_sloth [94/665] has challenged tmberg [774/1238] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:37:32 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[03/20/25 16:04:22] ambitious_sloth sharpened the edge of their weapon! ambitious_sloth's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/21/25 16:32:24] Fischmiep [503/890] has challenged ambitious_sloth [219/680] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:24:40 is removed from Fischmiep's clock.
[03/21/25 21:43:20] simple [1110/1189] has come upon ambitious_sloth [261/680] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:59:13 is removed from simple's clock.
[03/22/25 23:44:28] alephnull [416/810] has challenged ambitious_sloth [134/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:05:04 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[03/23/25 07:51:24] tswsl [225/672] has come upon ambitious_sloth [469/680] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:52:28 is added to tswsl's clock.
[03/23/25 13:47:17] OobSaco [576/998] has come upon ambitious_sloth [359/680] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:08:43 is removed from OobSaco's clock.
[03/23/25 15:05:47] ialokin, ChowderKeg, and grim [640/2067] have team battled ambitious_sloth, HeavyPodda, and StalkR [1994/3202] and lost! 0 days, 09:59:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/25 15:22:13] ambitious_sloth walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:21:42 from level 57.
[03/24/25 13:59:25] ambitious_sloth hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:21:06 towards level 57.
[03/24/25 18:56:59] Lnk [27/1207] has challenged ambitious_sloth [60/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:56:02 is added to Lnk's clock.
[03/25/25 16:38:30] ambitious_sloth caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:56:53 towards level 57.
[03/25/25 22:33:55] Khorne, Acolarh, and gendish [1011/2199] have team battled slim, alephnull, and ambitious_sloth [2246/2781] and lost! 2 days, 20:23:37 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/25 03:13:41] ambitious_sloth [289/680] has come upon RussellB [999/1181] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:57:16 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[03/27/25 09:51:04] caeli [171/735] has come upon ambitious_sloth [658/680] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:21:38 is added to caeli's clock.
[03/27/25 13:00:30] ambitious_sloth [295/680] has come upon Kody [186/922] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:45:11 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[03/27/25 17:03:16] ambitious_sloth learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:10 towards level 57.
[03/30/25 20:36:24] MELOONi, tmberg, and ambitious_sloth [2859/3148] have team battled drahthaar, manish, and sbp [586/2143] and won! 0 days, 08:12:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/25 04:13:29] ambitious_sloth bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:03:44 towards level 57.
[03/31/25 20:45:13] jabuxas [406/650] has challenged ambitious_sloth [469/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:48:05 is added to jabuxas's clock.
[04/01/25 05:09:22] ambitious_sloth [535/680] has come upon Affliction [102/1004] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:50:56 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[04/01/25 07:50:31] JigmeDatse [517/860] has come upon ambitious_sloth [515/680] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:05:29 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[04/01/25 16:51:03] ambitious_sloth [357/680] has challenged bookworm [747/1065] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:03:34 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[04/02/25 15:11:32] ambitious_sloth [460/680] has come upon Neil [90/933] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:26:18 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[04/02/25 22:40:59] ambitious_sloth, xbill, and d4n13L [188/2082] have team battled naka, Stevland, and Misza [2506/2685] and lost! 1 day, 12:15:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/25 23:46:15] ambitious_sloth stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:49:21 towards level 57.
[04/03/25 21:24:56] misha, adamus1red, and Nysdar [532/3087] have team battled thatmint, ambitious_sloth, and simple [1064/2947] and lost! 0 days, 22:35:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/06/25 00:39:20] HellM0uth [54/307] has challenged ambitious_sloth [606/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:45:09 is added to HellM0uth's clock.
[04/08/25 23:45:03] popey, ambitious_sloth, CompanionCube, and shikhin have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/09/25 11:49:03] ambitious_sloth [80/680] has come upon Stevland [531/943] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:06:02 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[04/10/25 05:10:21] ambitious_sloth stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:51 towards level 57.
[04/10/25 06:31:17] ChowderKeg [535/870] has come upon ambitious_sloth [99/680] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:34:12 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[04/10/25 15:02:44] ambitious_sloth hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:08:58 towards level 57.
[04/10/25 23:28:32] ambitious_sloth [218/680] has challenged SirNeo [779/1010] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:33:57 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[04/11/25 04:48:32] adamus1red [538/1179] has come upon ambitious_sloth [217/680] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:36:13 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[04/11/25 16:25:03] ambitious_sloth ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:31:37 from level 58.
[04/12/25 17:03:58] Asara, d4n13L, and sky [1805/2331] have team battled Kritzefitz, RussellB, and ambitious_sloth [110/3051] and won! 1 day, 21:32:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/25 23:23:54] Notir, Matthew, and elf [2016/3001] have team battled ambitious_sloth, RandomZero, and SirBummelz [21/2328] and won! 5 days, 02:13:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/25 21:38:00] Zaratustra, ambitious_sloth, and swiftRaccoon [996/1563] have team battled Cirdan, Kayn, and 640kB [1997/2355] and lost! 0 days, 06:27:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/25 01:41:57] ambitious_sloth got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:54:51 from level 58.
[04/18/25 10:00:37] ambitious_sloth set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:42:40 from level 58.
[04/18/25 13:32:45] ambitious_sloth [218/680] has come upon \dev\ice [898/1305] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:42:26 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[04/18/25 14:51:50] Covid-19 [320/955] has come upon ambitious_sloth [345/680] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:41:10 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[04/18/25 14:53:56] ambitious_sloth [294/680] has come upon thornrag [804/993] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:43:49 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[04/20/25 14:01:34] ambitious_sloth [216/680] has challenged RandomZero [363/680] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:38:30 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[04/22/25 14:30:09] ambitious_sloth was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:23:27 towards level 58.
[04/23/25 23:30:20] _sh [600/1104] has challenged ambitious_sloth [153/680] in combat and won! 13 days, 04:27:04 is removed from _sh's clock.
[04/25/25 16:30:44] naka, GRIZZLYMAN, and BastelBot [468/2937] have team battled brycec, ambitious_sloth, and EddieT137 [984/3515] and lost! 0 days, 04:31:09 is added to their clocks.
[04/27/25 23:12:43] ambitious_sloth [126/680] has come upon scumola [53/755] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:52:47 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[04/28/25 07:04:16] benoliver999 [267/330] has come upon ambitious_sloth [493/680] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:56 is added to benoliver999's clock.
[04/29/25 05:20:17] dyvonna, h00k, and hax404 [179/2192] have team battled ambitious_sloth, Aksej, and nya [1329/2820] and lost! 0 days, 19:45:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/25 05:15:23] ambitious_sloth got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:49:01 from level 58.
[04/30/25 10:08:46] nax [458/707] has challenged ambitious_sloth [388/680] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:27 is removed from nax's clock.
[04/30/25 10:37:25] xbill, RandomZero, and Aksej [1746/2526] have team battled LeD, hiod, and ambitious_sloth [1100/2537] and won! 0 days, 00:32:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/25 18:38:19] Aksej [842/1163] has come upon ambitious_sloth [383/680] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:37:08 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[05/03/25 10:34:11] ambitious_sloth lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:39:54 from level 58.
[05/04/25 18:38:26] zer0pink [376/477] has challenged ambitious_sloth [170/680] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:17:59 is removed from zer0pink's clock.
[05/05/25 14:09:59] dbx12 [270/1227] has come upon ambitious_sloth [207/680] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:28:28 is removed from dbx12's clock.
[05/05/25 20:32:27] ShadowCircuit [118/306] has challenged ambitious_sloth [563/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to ShadowCircuit's clock.
[05/06/25 19:40:37] ambitious_sloth [626/680] has come upon Ancalagon [342/528] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:35:48 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[05/08/25 01:36:05] crysis [687/1034] has come upon ambitious_sloth [154/680] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:16:33 is removed from crysis's clock.
[05/08/25 04:02:45] ambitious_sloth [319/680] has challenged buzel [202/489] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:05:44 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[05/08/25 10:22:26] ambitious_sloth stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:55:22 towards level 58.
[05/09/25 14:02:46] hdm, ambitious_sloth, and adamus1red [2432/2940] have team battled kinus, 640kB, and Aksej [615/2561] and won! 2 days, 05:45:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/25 00:35:42] ambitious_sloth stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:24:12 towards level 58.
[05/10/25 00:40:28] ambitious_sloth discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:35:59 towards level 58.
[05/11/25 05:53:09] KyloRen, anarcat, and Russell [124/2928] have team battled pfoley, ambitious_sloth, and tass [460/3272] and lost! 1 day, 01:19:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/11/25 16:20:19] ambitious_sloth [673/689] has come upon lelu [47/460] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:52:58 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[05/12/25 09:54:15] ambitious_sloth slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! ambitious_sloth's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/13/25 12:41:09] ambitious_sloth ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:14:25 from level 58.
[05/13/25 21:41:33] ambitious_sloth discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:15 towards level 58.
[05/14/25 04:06:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ambitious_sloth 1 day, 14:11:42 toward level 58.
[05/14/25 05:51:12] ambitious_sloth lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:24:05 from level 58.
[05/14/25 12:39:06] ambitious_sloth fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:27 from level 58.
[05/14/25 19:37:27] ambitious_sloth [232/684] has challenged swiftRaccoon [121/598] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:24:59 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[05/15/25 00:48:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ambitious_sloth 13 days, 10:54:40 toward level 59.
[05/15/25 01:33:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ambitious_sloth 2 days, 14:52:14 toward level 59.
[05/15/25 11:44:17] idlegood, Mkkt_Bkkt, and zbe [75/2870] have team battled buzel, KindOne, and ambitious_sloth [779/1874] and lost! 0 days, 00:50:56 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/25 12:17:30] ambitious_sloth, naka, and sc [2079/2765] have team battled Puff, Sario, and Kurenai [2479/2843] and lost! 1 day, 08:31:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/25 14:41:44] ambitious_sloth was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:00:49 towards level 59.
[05/15/25 21:12:15] ambitious_sloth was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:45:13 towards level 59.
[05/15/25 22:04:50] ambitious_sloth [296/684] has come upon Varjatticus [763/823] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:21:31 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[05/16/25 12:01:20] ambitious_sloth [482/684] has challenged popey [62/1048] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:25:05 is removed from ambitious_sloth's clock.
[05/17/25 04:49:31] crysis [444/1025] has come upon ambitious_sloth [494/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:23:23 is added to crysis's clock.
[05/17/25 10:55:27] aqsd, Paganel, and alephnull [1730/2515] have team battled ccr0w, ambitious_sloth, and ChowderKeg [56/2077] and won! 0 days, 06:48:46 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/25 11:37:07] ambitious_sloth bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:09 towards level 59.
[05/18/25 05:21:18] ambitious_sloth was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:51:20 from level 59.
[05/18/25 23:28:14] ambitious_sloth [140/684] has come upon sky [391/810] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:13:47 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[05/19/25 16:41:46] ambitious_sloth [145/684] has come upon cfjk [714/1012] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:27:54 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[05/20/25 07:46:20] ambitious_sloth discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:47:40 towards level 59.
[05/20/25 10:20:20] medivh [626/822] has come upon ambitious_sloth [614/684] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:16:35 is removed from medivh's clock.
[05/24/25 10:10:15] Paganel, Blohsh, and TheSilentLink [1544/2837] have team battled dots, gildarts, and ambitious_sloth [871/2206] and won! 0 days, 20:47:08 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/25 14:54:59] BenDover [322/798] has come upon ambitious_sloth [174/684] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:39:39 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[05/25/25 05:17:41] \dev\ice, nathan, and ambitious_sloth [560/2910] have team battled Kayn, bt, and dots [1463/2230] and lost! 1 day, 00:19:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/25 13:59:19] ambitious_sloth [154/684] has come upon Tangles [454/796] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:28:08 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[05/25/25 21:28:11] _sh [940/1118] has come upon ambitious_sloth [662/684] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:51:05 is removed from _sh's clock.
[05/26/25 07:15:39] Orderwire [305/696] has come upon ambitious_sloth [0/684] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:22:07 is removed from Orderwire's clock.
[05/27/25 06:29:00] ambitious_sloth set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:27:13 from level 59.
[05/27/25 14:40:26] ambitious_sloth was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:44:52 from level 59.
[05/27/25 17:26:05] ambitious_sloth found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:19:24 towards level 59.
[05/27/25 20:45:54] ambitious_sloth walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:00:31 from level 59.
[05/28/25 08:03:30] ZOTTA, Koffa, and Cockroach [1937/3165] have team battled yNos, ambitious_sloth, and benoliver999 [1630/2225] and won! 0 days, 15:00:15 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/25 23:52:56] ambitious_sloth was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:50:06 from level 59.
[05/30/25 14:30:16] ambitious_sloth bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:45 towards level 59.
[05/31/25 12:55:46] IFireflyl [60/778] has come upon ambitious_sloth [560/684] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:17:08 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[06/01/25 19:56:09] Cockatrice [199/916] has challenged ambitious_sloth [655/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:01:17 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[06/01/25 21:55:15] ambitious_sloth found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:31:21 towards level 59.
[06/02/25 01:45:10] ambitious_sloth [324/694] has challenged JigmeDatse [433/860] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.
[06/02/25 20:31:42] Enigma [64/217] has challenged ambitious_sloth [581/694] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Enigma's clock.
[06/06/25 07:36:44] \dev\ice [126/1263] has come upon ambitious_sloth [43/694] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:05:36 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[06/06/25 09:32:37] ambitious_sloth [451/694] has come upon Puff [632/681] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:03:14 is added to ambitious_sloth's clock.