Player Info

User: bananaboat
Class: dockworkers
Admin?: No
Level: 88
Next level: 29 days, 16:07:25
Status: Offline
Host: urbec!~urbec@user/meow/urbec
Account Created: Wed Aug 11 16:54:40 2021
Last login: Thu Apr 18 14:06:24 2024
Total time idled: 877 days, 05:01:43
Current position: [24,256]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 42
boots: 276 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 58
gloves: 73
helm: 60 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 39
ring: 60 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 43
tunic: 90 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 192 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 933

Penalties

kick: None
logout: 2 days, 21:28:57
mesg: 0 days, 12:56:13
nick: None
part: 1 day, 20:20:53
quest: 1 day, 21:59:24
quit: 61 days, 11:43:47

total: 68 days, 16:29:14

Character Modifiers

[08/11/21 22:04:40] bananaboat [0/0] has challenged gerry666 [587/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/11/21 22:34:43] bananaboat [3/6] has come upon Algernon [227/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/11/21 23:05:05] bananaboat [9/10] has challenged eising [431/756] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/12/21 03:06:19] bananaboat [16/64] has challenged sheu [441/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/12/21 04:24:14] ukleinek [26/86] has challenged bananaboat [68/79] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/12/21 12:03:26] bananaboat [30/130] has challenged RussellB [444/519] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/12/21 20:29:14] bananaboat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:26 towards level 21.
[08/12/21 20:57:00] bananaboat [22/157] has challenged JeDa [382/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/13/21 00:58:34] bananaboat [29/157] has challenged Geoff [66/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/13/21 01:11:10] jayvee [1/592] has come upon bananaboat [153/157] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:01:44 is added to jayvee's clock.
[08/13/21 06:21:34] eising [346/799] has challenged bananaboat [155/177] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:36:36 is removed from eising's clock.
[08/13/21 08:06:36] bananaboat [79/177] has come upon Sokar [109/537] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:54 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/13/21 16:45:46] bananaboat [199/214] has challenged krin [0/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:02 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/13/21 18:18:21] bananaboat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:32:03 from level 26.
[08/13/21 23:17:33] bananaboat [149/221] has challenged crysis [420/444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/14/21 07:01:51] gildarts [360/413] has challenged bananaboat [99/221] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:31:43 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[08/14/21 07:44:54] bananaboat [50/221] has challenged Mlajzuk [184/321] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/14/21 08:23:38] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:58 towards level 28.
[08/14/21 16:27:28] bananaboat [63/221] has challenged mrmonday [132/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/15/21 03:50:07] bananaboat [86/221] has challenged heisenbug [23/598] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:28:48 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/15/21 05:52:37] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:01 towards level 30.
[08/15/21 11:49:08] bananaboat [27/221] has come upon RussellB [123/519] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:09:28 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/15/21 14:13:51] bananaboat [69/221] has challenged cremefresh [299/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/16/21 05:35:00] bananaboat [146/234] has challenged Carl [172/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/16/21 23:20:33] bananaboat [118/239] has challenged DrWhax [432/808] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/17/21 05:23:20] bananaboat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:51 towards level 33.
[08/17/21 18:46:46] bananaboat [208/264] has challenged el [282/581] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/18/21 00:15:28] Ancalagon, Sherpard2, and jjasghar [507/1587] have team battled bananaboat, Acolarh, and postikana [357/1103] and won! 0 days, 02:07:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/21 11:09:04] Nechayev [241/467] has challenged bananaboat [142/264] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:16:33 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[08/18/21 13:35:49] bananaboat [60/264] has come upon ion [34/518] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:36:34 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/18/21 15:05:42] ion, Crazycatlady, and bananaboat [37/1393] have team battled Sokar, ukleinek, and RussellB [1091/1323] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/21 18:39:43] bananaboat [25/267] has challenged Lord255 [244/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/19/21 16:07:02] apb, pants, and nya [474/1791] have team battled el, bananaboat, and sky [331/1225] and won! 0 days, 02:17:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/21 22:22:57] bananaboat [251/269] has challenged AlexS [100/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:22 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/20/21 00:30:29] washclof [6/510] has come upon bananaboat [228/269] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:27 is added to washclof's clock.
[08/20/21 19:49:38] csc2ya [243/398] has challenged bananaboat [196/269] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:52:54 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[08/21/21 00:49:44] bananaboat [260/278] has challenged SCSi [226/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:10:59 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/21/21 09:03:51] bananaboat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:14:39 towards level 37.
[08/21/21 18:30:03] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:39 towards level 37.
[08/22/21 02:45:29] Wolf [127/583] has challenged bananaboat [255/278] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:52:56 is added to Wolf's clock.
[08/22/21 04:24:06] bananaboat [168/279] has challenged starlink [93/450] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:09 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/22/21 07:16:31] bananaboat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:23 towards level 38.
[08/22/21 15:24:46] iiriix, thornrag, and adamus1red [727/1335] have team battled bananaboat, DrinkyBird, and washclof [929/1256] and lost! 0 days, 01:11:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/21 13:41:54] bananaboat [158/282] has challenged jaxson [67/409] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:44 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/24/21 02:21:16] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:52 towards level 39.
[08/25/21 05:32:48] bananaboat [170/307] has challenged allo [462/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/25/21 20:27:04] Yarosh [391/396] has challenged bananaboat [191/307] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:04:12 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[08/26/21 16:26:06] bananaboat is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:14:00 is added to their clock.
[08/26/21 20:47:39] bananaboat stole oxzi's level 40 tunic while they were sleeping! bananaboat leaves their old level 24 tunic behind, which oxzi then takes.
[08/27/21 01:39:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 0 days, 05:10:01 toward level 40.
[08/27/21 10:50:11] bananaboat [63/351] has challenged mrmonday [482/530] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/28/21 12:40:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 0 days, 08:45:19 toward level 41.
[08/28/21 17:15:57] GyrosGeier, jjasghar, BastelBot, and bananaboat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/29/21 14:31:51] bananaboat [147/368] has challenged Wolf [379/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/29/21 23:19:30] bananaboat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:52:06 towards level 42.
[08/30/21 14:58:23] bananaboat [123/368] has come upon Pricey [384/510] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:25:56 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/30/21 16:25:03] O[_] [229/274] has challenged bananaboat [357/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to O[_]'s clock.
[08/31/21 12:36:57] CodeGeek [353/640] has challenged bananaboat [31/368] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:04:55 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[09/03/21 11:24:59] kptr, meti, and Centrixx [1145/1373] have team battled crank, clubbprez, and bananaboat [485/1278] and won! 2 days, 00:27:58 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/21 09:33:48] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:31 towards level 42.
[09/04/21 10:02:17] bananaboat [241/368] has challenged bobvador [6/417] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:11:31 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/04/21 15:02:40] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:29:12 towards level 43.
[09/04/21 21:47:14] bananaboat got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:13 towards level 43.
[09/05/21 08:29:49] anarcat [232/769] has come upon bananaboat [276/368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:04:59 is added to anarcat's clock.
[09/05/21 08:49:11] bananaboat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:42 from level 43.
[09/05/21 13:00:37] ion [211/550] has come upon bananaboat [24/368] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:46:30 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/05/21 20:40:14] pwae [18/488] has come upon bananaboat [153/368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:12:56 is added to pwae's clock.
[09/06/21 22:51:44] Paperclip, CodeGeek, and vectr0n [712/1788] have team battled TimWolla, twobit, and bananaboat [361/1222] and won! 0 days, 00:38:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/21 05:48:02] zbe, style, and MELOONi [302/1684] have team battled HeavyPodda, bananaboat, and nCrazed [966/1186] and lost! 0 days, 18:02:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/21 08:00:17] bananaboat [302/368] has challenged simple [40/848] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:29 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/08/21 19:25:55] jaxson [350/413] has challenged bananaboat [51/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:53:43 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[09/09/21 00:39:18] bananaboat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:36:19 from level 44.
[09/09/21 07:08:24] uovobw [160/519] has come upon bananaboat [17/368] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:04 is removed from uovobw's clock.
[09/09/21 07:40:02] bananaboat misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:58 from level 44.
[09/09/21 09:40:51] bananaboat [44/368] has come upon hare [456/602] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:58:45 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/10/21 04:24:28] Feoh [14/23] has challenged bananaboat [54/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to Feoh's clock.
[09/10/21 07:13:22] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:55:11 towards level 44.
[09/10/21 19:18:18] bananaboat [116/368] has come upon TimWolla [513/587] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:41:59 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/11/21 06:00:05] bananaboat [230/370] has challenged Alys [200/259] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:08:34 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/11/21 07:00:31] bananaboat [318/370] has come upon Puff [179/580] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:32:16 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/11/21 20:18:58] bg [74/718] has challenged bananaboat [62/370] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:12:54 is removed from bg's clock.
[09/12/21 09:42:52] tswsl [138/463] has challenged bananaboat [111/374] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:48:34 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[09/12/21 13:21:40] bananaboat was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:36:53 from level 45.
[09/12/21 23:38:19] bananaboat is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:08:36 is added to their clock.
[09/13/21 04:39:12] bananaboat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:33:51 towards level 45.
[09/13/21 12:33:28] bananaboat walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:35:22 from level 45.
[09/14/21 03:51:11] d4n13L [262/411] has challenged bananaboat [328/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[09/14/21 13:56:51] coding_monk, cfjk, and bananaboat [452/1114] have team battled dave, Vroomfondel, and crank [1095/1725] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/21 08:48:27] bananaboat [244/387] has challenged DownAndUp [283/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/16/21 21:10:13] uovobw [183/534] has come upon bananaboat [371/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:47:00 is added to uovobw's clock.
[09/16/21 22:17:35] bananaboat is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:13:06 is added to their clock.
[09/17/21 13:57:04] drahthaar, bananaboat, and cfjk [1049/1228] have team battled _sh, starlink, and Alys [1126/1288] and lost! 0 days, 04:57:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/21 21:43:34] Silvanus_Betrium, jaxson, and style [768/1528] have team battled bananaboat, M144, and canton7 [868/1182] and lost! 0 days, 17:43:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/21 06:03:37] bananaboat [180/387] has come upon GyrosGeier [24/553] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:45:41 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/18/21 17:59:34] bananaboat, crysis, and Khorne [380/1687] have team battled ukleinek, Asara, and jaxson [166/1278] and won! 0 days, 07:47:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/21 08:47:46] bananaboat [44/387] has come upon Way [572/713] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:37:27 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/19/21 12:59:43] bananaboat [107/387] has challenged brycec [277/455] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:50 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/19/21 19:19:33] loftyabyss [41/232] has challenged bananaboat [22/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:57 is removed from loftyabyss's clock.
[09/19/21 21:30:14] Vroomfondel, bananaboat, and "\@_ [175/1269] have team battled Chuck, blabber, and scornn [341/1294] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:02 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/21 05:09:18] pants [455/589] has challenged bananaboat [65/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:22:12 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/21/21 06:22:46] bananaboat [80/387] has come upon bagels [48/509] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:21:48 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/21/21 09:02:40] bananaboat [182/393] has challenged bobvador [303/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/21/21 22:24:47] starlink [171/458] has come upon bananaboat [281/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:13:32 is added to starlink's clock.
[09/22/21 18:46:08] bananaboat [302/393] has come upon CodeGeek [173/663] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:00:26 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/23/21 19:57:07] pfoley, signofzeta, and Alys [470/1186] have team battled el, bananaboat, and d4n13L [163/1416] and won! 0 days, 02:02:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/21 03:27:51] Lnk, Forud, and bananaboat [581/2210] have team battled tomhek, cryptolightning, and Theleveler [948/1251] and lost! 0 days, 16:13:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/21 16:25:07] bananaboat is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:50:38 is added to their clock.
[09/24/21 18:03:38] YeKong [195/340] has challenged bananaboat [362/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to YeKong's clock.
[09/24/21 18:25:53] georg [91/260] has challenged bananaboat [38/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:30 is removed from georg's clock.
[09/24/21 19:02:43] ion [155/550] has come upon bananaboat [350/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:51:04 is added to ion's clock.
[09/26/21 09:42:33] bananaboat [162/393] has come upon JamCow [8/528] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:05 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/26/21 12:23:24] bananaboat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:46:45 from level 47.
[09/26/21 20:11:26] rathel [110/236] has challenged bananaboat [379/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to rathel's clock.
[09/26/21 21:35:58] bananaboat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:32:02 from level 47.
[09/28/21 05:52:09] YeKong, Sherpard2, and zgrep [441/1546] have team battled bananaboat, oxzi, and dwfreed [828/1722] and lost! 0 days, 02:00:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/21 06:31:03] bananaboat [26/393] has challenged gegenschein [160/251] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/28/21 18:07:38] bananaboat [346/393] has come upon damyan [129/416] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:18:18 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/29/21 03:08:28] wille [385/428] has challenged bananaboat [311/393] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:37:46 is removed from wille's clock.
[09/29/21 21:34:00] bananaboat died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:16:55 from level 48.
[10/01/21 18:57:17] bananaboat lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:32:30 from level 48.
[10/02/21 02:10:27] bananaboat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:07:59 from level 48.
[10/02/21 08:04:18] shikhin [107/517] has challenged bananaboat [187/393] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:26:23 is added to shikhin's clock.
[10/04/21 20:03:55] bananaboat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:40 towards level 48.
[10/05/21 22:43:36] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:08 towards level 48.
[10/06/21 06:04:34] bananaboat [303/393] has challenged TimWolla [205/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:54:05 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/06/21 23:49:53] bananaboat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:36:18 from level 49.
[10/07/21 06:20:03] bananaboat [328/393] has come upon gradator [232/610] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:08:58 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/07/21 07:42:19] bananaboat [125/393] has challenged Crazycatlady [365/635] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:16:48 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[10/07/21 12:51:28] bananaboat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:43 towards level 49.
[10/07/21 20:44:59] crysis [130/737] has challenged bananaboat [331/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:09:21 is added to crysis's clock.
[10/08/21 03:46:26] bananaboat [383/393] has challenged bookworm [208/551] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:02:27 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/08/21 06:58:43] allo [526/598] has come upon bananaboat [314/393] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:22:42 is removed from allo's clock.
[10/09/21 09:58:03] bananaboat [240/393] has come upon Notir [361/566] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:03 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[10/10/21 19:38:30] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:22:38 towards level 49.
[10/10/21 22:39:05] bananaboat got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:01:29 from level 49.
[10/11/21 03:00:37] bananaboat [75/393] has challenged hockpa2e [12/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:57:40 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/12/21 12:12:45] bananaboat [40/400] has challenged Alarien [360/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[10/12/21 20:56:38] rs [300/464] has challenged bananaboat [393/400] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to rs's clock.
[10/12/21 22:36:02] Sombra [311/459] has come upon bananaboat [361/400] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:04:22 is added to Sombra's clock.
[10/13/21 06:14:41] CrashOverride [149/622] has come upon bananaboat [132/400] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:30:16 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[10/13/21 06:26:02] bananaboat [314/400] has come upon drahthaar [50/548] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:01:16 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/16/21 17:16:10] BastelBot [10/444] has challenged bananaboat [76/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:14:20 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[10/17/21 08:19:09] cfjk [0/378] has challenged bananaboat [180/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:44 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/17/21 19:21:22] bananaboat [279/400] has challenged washclof [81/833] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:14:17 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/20/21 20:36:19] O[_] [215/530] has challenged bananaboat [133/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:11:26 is removed from O[_]'s clock.
[10/21/21 10:49:06] bananaboat [320/400] has challenged meti [128/750] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:11:54 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/22/21 02:38:55] bananaboat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:35:07 from level 51.
[10/22/21 09:43:38] bananaboat [117/489] has challenged Bkid [92/430] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:16:50 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/22/21 10:15:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 4 days, 01:00:49 toward level 51.
[10/22/21 23:22:42] gegenschein, StalkR, and csc2ya [130/1398] have team battled zifnab06, bananaboat, and CompanionCube [715/1645] and lost! 0 days, 03:27:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/21 19:21:44] bananaboat [342/489] has challenged hare [278/566] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:45:37 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/26/21 21:58:53] bananaboat [213/489] has come upon cremefresh [18/687] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:25:38 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/27/21 01:05:08] bananaboat [468/489] has come upon JamCow [386/534] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:04:55 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/27/21 18:27:07] bloodElk, bananaboat, and Syloq [1099/1302] have team battled Puff, pyre, and AlexS [939/1707] and won! 0 days, 01:32:13 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/21 19:24:41] bananaboat [197/489] has come upon elf [403/651] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:36:09 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[10/28/21 10:13:33] simple [325/940] has challenged bananaboat [431/489] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:26:47 is added to simple's clock.
[10/28/21 18:33:05] bananaboat [271/489] has come upon vectr0n [549/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:57:34 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[10/29/21 02:20:44] bananaboat lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:10:10 from level 52.
[10/29/21 08:08:10] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:03 towards level 52.
[10/29/21 10:49:46] bananaboat died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:58:41 from level 52.
[10/29/21 23:19:46] V, bananaboat, and Forud [1522/1941] have team battled Affliction, damyan, and HellSpawn [1326/1609] and won! 1 day, 01:20:00 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/21 07:14:18] bananaboat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:39:57 towards level 52.
[10/31/21 14:17:07] Zeno [129/185] has challenged bananaboat [389/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Zeno's clock.
[11/01/21 15:42:53] Melon [66/162] has challenged bananaboat [286/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Melon's clock.
[11/02/21 09:38:18] bananaboat [13/495] has challenged Susumurata [4/355] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:04:50 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/02/21 14:52:18] bananaboat [233/495] has come upon unicron [11/525] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:15:21 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/03/21 07:24:26] iiriix [8/410] has come upon bananaboat [300/495] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:56:39 is added to iiriix's clock.
[11/04/21 18:49:59] tsr [365/466] has challenged bananaboat [290/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:19:46 is removed from tsr's clock.
[11/05/21 18:11:56] bananaboat [215/498] has challenged sc [799/904] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/06/21 04:57:08] spex [454/548] has challenged bananaboat [329/498] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:48:38 is removed from spex's clock.
[11/06/21 12:58:44] Sergio [281/660] has challenged bananaboat [231/498] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:11:38 is removed from Sergio's clock.
[11/06/21 14:39:50] starlink, bananaboat, and omero [618/1675] have team battled Togra, Lenny_, and kiska [1087/1541] and lost! 2 days, 10:38:45 is added to their clocks.
[11/06/21 23:20:46] bananaboat [379/498] has come upon Tenedos [240/526] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:26:25 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/07/21 13:21:46] Aksej [258/405] has challenged bananaboat [180/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[11/07/21 19:04:34] crysis [103/742] has challenged bananaboat [192/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:06 is added to crysis's clock.
[11/07/21 22:48:51] thornrag [71/572] has challenged bananaboat [461/498] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to thornrag's clock.
[11/09/21 02:11:54] bananaboat has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:36:42 from level 53.
[11/09/21 11:07:50] Xenthys [29/266] has come upon bananaboat [215/498] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:08:15 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[11/09/21 13:18:08] Carl, wille, and nyuszika7h [1374/1544] have team battled shikhin, A_Dragon, and bananaboat [1420/1772] and lost! 1 day, 14:23:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/21 02:48:05] bananaboat [184/498] has come upon Techman [473/815] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:31:52 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/11/21 00:49:08] bananaboat [371/498] has come upon fmy [69/404] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:27:45 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/11/21 05:21:29] bananaboat [196/498] has challenged ukleinek [424/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:46:01 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/11/21 15:48:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 0 days, 17:30:08 toward level 53.
[11/12/21 05:47:19] Mattusmindus and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/21 22:25:03] bananaboat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:09:04 from level 53.
[11/13/21 23:18:35] Thorael, sc, bananaboat, and iiriix have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/14/21 02:32:26] bananaboat misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:05:58 from level 53.
[11/14/21 16:24:23] bananaboat [172/501] has come upon buyoq [261/790] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:24:30 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/15/21 12:31:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 1 day, 23:49:14 toward level 53.
[11/15/21 12:55:27] Nyaaori [77/257] has challenged bananaboat [25/501] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:30 is removed from Nyaaori's clock.
[11/17/21 07:09:19] apb, golgy, and Drin [281/2112] have team battled Acolarh, bananaboat, and JoeK [1510/1615] and lost! 0 days, 13:37:48 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/21 14:24:29] Lnk and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/21 05:56:26] bananaboat [84/501] has challenged CrashOverride [376/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:05 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/19/21 00:18:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 0 days, 13:17:41 toward level 53.
[11/19/21 06:16:31] bananaboat [281/501] has challenged Crazycatlady [238/652] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:50:54 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/19/21 10:24:10] kline, bananaboat, and dwfreed [2004/2050] have team battled sid3windr, StalkR, and cremefresh [662/2015] and won! 3 days, 01:55:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/21 16:35:49] bananaboat [435/501] has come upon JoeK [283/415] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:57:11 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/20/21 08:28:15] dwfreed [353/965] has come upon bananaboat [313/501] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:34:47 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/20/21 11:30:30] bananaboat [281/501] has come upon Gatewayy [236/423] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:35:00 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/21/21 02:23:33] bananaboat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:01:19 towards level 54.
[11/22/21 19:58:44] sky and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/21 22:36:59] bananaboat [200/501] has come upon Syloq [491/547] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:52:10 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/24/21 05:29:57] bananaboat [400/501] has challenged pants [35/610] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:19:47 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/24/21 16:31:39] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:09:35 towards level 54.
[11/24/21 22:33:20] bananaboat [418/501] has come upon hare [514/579] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:32:12 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/25/21 15:52:19] bananaboat, tomhek, and sbp [1349/1679] have team battled thornrag, Lord255, and Fenrik [251/1905] and won! 0 days, 00:33:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/21 18:39:34] bananaboat and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/21 21:37:17] bananaboat got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:35:20 from level 54.
[11/25/21 22:41:03] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:32 towards level 54.
[11/26/21 20:58:55] kptr and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/21 10:27:30] bananaboat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:34 towards level 54.
[11/27/21 11:54:51] bananaboat [25/523] has challenged soltys [6/513] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/27/21 22:08:05] freeboson [191/457] has challenged bananaboat [382/523] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to freeboson's clock.
[11/28/21 08:45:04] bananaboat and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/21 15:10:32] allo, Phil, and Iines [1103/2168] have team battled bananaboat, TheSilentLink, and Fehu [192/1633] and won! 3 days, 11:11:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/21 16:18:01] bananaboat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:28:30 towards level 55.
[11/28/21 22:16:12] bananaboat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:34:23 towards level 55.
[11/28/21 22:39:02] bananaboat [11/523] has come upon sbp [393/429] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:41:13 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/29/21 08:37:49] bananaboat [121/523] has come upon Wolf [305/502] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:29:56 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/30/21 00:00:15] bananaboat [361/523] has challenged canton7 [473/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:04:31 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/30/21 05:01:18] apb [248/838] has challenged bananaboat [123/523] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:43:47 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/30/21 09:10:42] bananaboat [506/523] has come upon PiotrekD [123/596] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:40:27 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/01/21 01:38:38] bananaboat [71/523] has come upon MetaNova [40/500] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:40:38 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/02/21 10:14:09] jacob1, Fenrik, nawcom, and bananaboat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/02/21 23:27:58] _sh and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/21 20:45:50] AlexS and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/21 07:42:37] Khorne, Jens, and bananaboat [730/1722] have team battled Ankhers, TimWolla, and apb [418/2207] and won! 0 days, 10:30:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/05/21 19:16:40] Drin, Pinkman, and munkis [170/1662] have team battled Gorek, Sherpard2, and bananaboat [845/1906] and lost! 0 days, 16:51:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/07/21 01:44:39] bananaboat [25/545] has challenged Ancalagon [348/642] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/07/21 04:09:43] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:12:47 towards level 56.
[12/07/21 13:42:34] bananaboat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:03:14 towards level 56.
[12/08/21 10:35:28] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:21:05 towards level 56.
[12/08/21 23:16:23] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:26:53 towards level 56.
[12/10/21 03:31:45] bananaboat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:17:36 towards level 56.
[12/10/21 09:38:16] Iines [379/1136] has come upon bananaboat [344/545] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:58:25 is removed from Iines's clock.
[12/10/21 11:10:20] bananaboat [482/545] has come upon gildarts [442/516] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:17:52 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/11/21 02:02:51] bananaboat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:55:12 from level 56.
[12/11/21 21:26:12] bananaboat, pwae, and zankore [908/1718] have team battled AlexS, JeDa, and tswsl [962/2049] and lost! 0 days, 15:33:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/21 23:10:03] Melon [282/534] has come upon bananaboat [65/545] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:29:35 is removed from Melon's clock.
[12/14/21 11:11:02] starlink [581/657] has challenged bananaboat [339/545] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:55:05 is removed from starlink's clock.
[12/16/21 10:52:55] bananaboat ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:12:17 from level 56.
[12/17/21 14:45:33] JackyB and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/21 15:39:14] damyan, brycec, and bananaboat [308/1920] have team battled Yuhno, blabber, and zgrep [527/1566] and lost! 0 days, 21:15:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/21 19:17:20] bananaboat and krin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/21 15:36:40] bananaboat [455/545] has challenged BUSY [110/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:37 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/20/21 05:38:52] bananaboat [470/545] has come upon RussellB [129/892] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:10:42 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/20/21 14:14:28] bananaboat [140/545] has come upon Syloq [233/550] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:49:23 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/20/21 17:59:52] Feltharell [450/531] has challenged bananaboat [83/545] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:29 is removed from Feltharell's clock.
[12/21/21 02:14:31] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:10:07 towards level 56.
[12/21/21 19:53:18] bananaboat [176/545] has come upon jaxson [123/458] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:37:53 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/22/21 12:03:08] bananaboat [426/569] has challenged Acolarh [383/635] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/22/21 16:28:12] Bahhumbug, MELOONi, and kenyon [1897/1932] have team battled bobvador, Jens, and bananaboat [431/1688] and won! 1 day, 12:10:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/21 07:13:43] Iines [461/1131] has come upon bananaboat [99/569] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:36:51 is removed from Iines's clock.
[12/23/21 19:02:08] bananaboat [469/569] has come upon sky [131/617] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:20:37 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/23/21 20:02:25] zbe and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/21 22:02:08] bananaboat [312/569] has challenged TimWolla [588/729] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:26:07 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/25/21 11:56:20] bananaboat [183/569] has come upon postikana [45/422] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:06:59 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/25/21 22:43:24] d4n13L [357/413] has come upon bananaboat [354/569] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:31:33 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[12/26/21 04:17:28] tomhek and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/21 16:15:02] bananaboat [559/569] has come upon JamCow [127/525] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:43:42 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/26/21 16:15:02] bananaboat has dealt JamCow a Critical Strike! 8 days, 01:36:47 is added to JamCow's clock.
[12/26/21 20:11:01] washclof [222/861] has challenged bananaboat [381/569] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:57:43 is added to washclof's clock.
[12/26/21 23:11:34] bananaboat [244/569] has challenged vegadark [93/696] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:38:04 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/27/21 07:39:15] bananaboat [373/569] has come upon Wam [501/505] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:09:37 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/28/21 05:17:24] bananaboat [224/569] has challenged BUSY [83/438] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:18:48 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/28/21 17:20:31] bananaboat [518/569] has come upon elf [126/633] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:36:38 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/28/21 23:34:13] hax404 and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/21 19:49:56] yNos and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/21 05:34:52] xbill [552/765] has come upon bananaboat [223/569] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:02:32 is removed from xbill's clock.
[12/30/21 21:21:46] Centrixx [168/528] has come upon bananaboat [182/569] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:19:06 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[12/31/21 03:32:06] bananaboat [464/569] has challenged Sokar [173/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:35:23 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/31/21 11:36:23] HellSpawn, jayvee, and Sergio [104/2089] have team battled Feltharell, bananaboat, and res0nat0r [73/1458] and won! 2 days, 00:37:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/22 05:58:44] bananaboat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:53:44 from level 57.
[01/01/22 21:50:19] Misza, Bahhumbug, and drahthaar [690/2042] have team battled bananaboat, Forud, and Disruptor [631/2094] and won! 0 days, 16:15:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/22 04:10:17] bananaboat got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:51:00 towards level 57.
[01/02/22 17:29:19] bananaboat [196/569] has challenged hare [321/603] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/02/22 20:58:00] Thorael, crank, and pyre [778/2184] have team battled gradator, iiriix, and bananaboat [1582/1794] and lost! 1 day, 08:48:40 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/22 02:09:33] bananaboat [161/569] has challenged kline [178/517] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:40:46 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/03/22 09:10:54] Acolarh [512/630] has challenged bananaboat [341/569] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:19:49 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[01/04/22 19:36:52] MistahKel [842/849] has come upon bananaboat [545/569] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:54:37 is removed from MistahKel's clock.
[01/04/22 19:36:52] MistahKel has dealt bananaboat a Critical Strike! 8 days, 14:05:32 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/04/22 21:53:13] bananaboat got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:52:44 towards level 58.
[01/05/22 16:31:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 27 days, 10:12:50 toward level 58.
[01/05/22 23:46:11] bananaboat broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:46:37 from level 58.
[01/07/22 01:56:24] Thorael and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/07/22 20:32:42] VonToutCourt [383/817] has challenged bananaboat [424/569] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:22:20 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[01/09/22 11:54:58] TimWolla, zbe, and bananaboat [1404/1952] have team battled GilbertErik, Nechayev, and HeavyPodda [697/1649] and won! 0 days, 07:54:20 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/22 08:45:02] bananaboat [169/569] has challenged herald [271/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:12:19 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/11/22 04:49:02] bananaboat [378/569] has challenged sid3windr [446/600] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:52:28 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/11/22 12:27:42] bananaboat EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:31:28 from level 58.
[01/11/22 14:51:06] bananaboat [540/569] has challenged Lenny_ [258/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:24:30 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/12/22 14:53:33] Lnk and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/22 16:47:06] bananaboat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:53 towards level 58.
[01/14/22 03:39:07] fattrat, starlink, and Nuae [1594/1708] have team battled bananaboat, buyoq, and heisenbug [425/1983] and won! 2 days, 01:29:22 is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/22 06:04:19] bananaboat [112/569] has challenged HellSpawn [4/695] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:24:48 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/14/22 12:51:10] bg, bananaboat, and VonToutCourt [1780/2148] have team battled TheSilentLink, Makhno, and bsleep [1612/1847] and won! 0 days, 06:31:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/22 14:56:41] bananaboat [373/569] has challenged theZoMBiE [19/546] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:32:42 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/15/22 16:16:06] bananaboat got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 00:10:50 from level 59.
[01/16/22 22:41:09] "\@_, Makhno, and dwfreed [1790/2150] have team battled Ecko, bananaboat, and buzzzzz [1133/1445] and won! 0 days, 23:03:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/22 01:18:28] thatmint [24/116] has come upon bananaboat [92/569] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:51 is added to thatmint's clock.
[01/18/22 08:28:28] bananaboat [366/569] has come upon blabber [5/564] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:23:51 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/18/22 11:52:19] bananaboat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:23:13 towards level 59.
[01/18/22 13:24:05] Platonides and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/22 00:27:10] Plato [1/620] has challenged bananaboat [127/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:55:27 is added to Plato's clock.
[01/19/22 03:34:14] bananaboat [79/569] has come upon pwae [455/572] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:10:01 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/23/22 02:31:42] Drin [449/763] has come upon bananaboat [279/569] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:55:48 is removed from Drin's clock.
[01/23/22 05:59:49] Disruptor, sheu, and io [936/2299] have team battled bananaboat, Gorek, and Faradome [605/1996] and won! 1 day, 19:04:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/22 08:06:30] jayvee [206/726] has come upon bananaboat [358/569] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:38 is added to jayvee's clock.
[01/23/22 18:50:09] bananaboat [401/573] has challenged coding_monk [236/445] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:00:31 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/24/22 11:06:08] bananaboat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:08:14 towards level 59.
[01/24/22 18:01:53] kinus and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/22 16:21:22] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:07:36 towards level 59.
[01/26/22 04:01:19] Fabio [241/254] has challenged bananaboat [288/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Fabio's clock.
[01/26/22 17:16:41] Centrixx [199/639] has come upon bananaboat [46/573] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:21:24 is removed from Centrixx's clock.
[01/27/22 00:36:06] bananaboat [569/573] has come upon SCSi [472/481] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:15:50 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/27/22 11:21:52] bananaboat has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:36:25 from level 59.
[01/27/22 16:49:43] bananaboat, theZoMBiE, and eising [1506/1699] have team battled Crazycatlady, VOID, and Kritzefitz [1840/2345] and lost! 1 day, 19:03:41 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/22 22:05:36] Wam, heisenbug, Syloq, and bananaboat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/29/22 09:55:19] bananaboat [545/573] has challenged crysis [604/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:26:45 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/30/22 00:47:53] bananaboat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:50:45 from level 59.
[01/30/22 02:35:57] Bahhumbug, Susumurata, and Fenrik [1736/1910] have team battled average, Feltharell, and bananaboat [113/1684] and won! 0 days, 13:24:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/22 05:24:28] Misza, nyuszika7h, and tswsl [2050/2060] have team battled Sokar, SirBummelz, and bananaboat [1166/1471] and won! 0 days, 09:47:51 is removed from their clocks.
[01/31/22 10:20:56] bananaboat sharpened the edge of their weapon! bananaboat's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/03/22 04:09:57] bananaboat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:04:16 towards level 59.
[02/03/22 20:41:25] misha, blackroot, and GyrosGeier [1517/1589] have team battled CompanionCube, bananaboat, and crysis [1282/2137] and won! 0 days, 10:42:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/22 15:24:04] sc [7/997] has challenged bananaboat [96/577] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:31:12 is added to sc's clock.
[02/04/22 19:40:31] bananaboat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:30 towards level 59.
[02/05/22 18:09:09] bananaboat [276/589] has challenged caeli [374/838] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/08/22 01:23:25] bananaboat [316/589] has come upon jaxson [458/467] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:04:23 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/10/22 14:51:18] shikhin and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 19:15:30] krin, Feltharell, and hdm [1602/2485] have team battled heisenbug, yano, and bananaboat [81/1712] and won! 0 days, 06:36:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 23:18:28] bananaboat [332/589] has come upon Geoff [591/611] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:22:37 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/11/22 13:38:52] bananaboat [395/589] has come upon Sherpard2 [373/656] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:12:48 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/11/22 20:52:52] bananaboat [307/589] has come upon SSLbits [146/297] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:35:53 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/12/22 02:58:12] Ferris [10/166] has challenged bananaboat [5/589] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:31 is removed from Ferris's clock.
[02/12/22 19:47:54] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bananaboat with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 08:18:31 from level 60.
[02/12/22 22:54:14] ChowderKeg, bananaboat, and damyan [1550/1779] have team battled CodeGeek, anarcat, and MetaNova [1013/2505] and won! 5 days, 03:40:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/22 06:31:22] Svetland and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/22 12:38:45] bananaboat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:05:15 towards level 60.
[02/14/22 07:04:15] bananaboat left their weapon out in the rain to rust! bananaboat's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/15/22 10:45:21] bananaboat [487/584] has come upon Covid-19 [32/530] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:13:32 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/16/22 04:19:48] bananaboat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:10:43 towards level 60.
[02/17/22 07:06:06] bananaboat [236/584] has come upon SSLbits [317/348] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:55:13 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/17/22 19:31:02] bananaboat [151/584] has come upon tswsl [437/532] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:03:07 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/18/22 23:52:18] bananaboat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:52:54 towards level 60.
[02/19/22 04:36:25] bananaboat learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:51:40 towards level 60.
[02/19/22 13:22:50] Makhno, iiriix, and yano [56/1602] have team battled bananaboat, strife, and Sombra [1575/2026] and lost! 0 days, 06:51:42 is added to their clocks.
[02/21/22 08:01:21] bananaboat [280/584] has come upon Togra [525/665] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:45:23 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/21/22 12:00:55] bananaboat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:59:38 towards level 60.
[02/21/22 17:29:23] Paganel [415/662] has come upon bananaboat [43/584] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:16:48 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[02/21/22 17:29:23] Paganel has dealt bananaboat a Critical Strike! 2 days, 12:48:09 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/21/22 17:52:18] Tenorman, bananaboat, and Khorne [1450/2281] have team battled JamCow, freeboson, and VonToutCourt [921/1974] and won! 2 days, 11:06:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/22 02:43:42] bananaboat [290/584] has challenged VonToutCourt [399/836] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:37:00 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/23/22 01:48:04] Psilocybe [394/752] has challenged bananaboat [315/584] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:51:09 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[02/23/22 18:51:15] crysis [410/753] has challenged bananaboat [268/584] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:08:00 is removed from crysis's clock.
[02/24/22 01:34:29] signofzeta [618/642] has come upon bananaboat [501/584] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:35:18 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[02/24/22 03:08:46] bananaboat [39/584] has come upon dwfreed [786/1055] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:13:57 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/25/22 06:45:41] Aelane [271/698] has challenged bananaboat [360/584] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Aelane's clock.
[02/25/22 08:55:15] Angelina [64/503] has come upon bananaboat [24/584] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:48:33 is removed from Angelina's clock.
[02/26/22 18:45:37] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:36:07 towards level 60.
[02/28/22 13:00:05] Acolarh, Primetime, simple, and bananaboat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/22 14:44:51] Primetime, MetaNova, and bananaboat [1161/1510] have team battled bg, JamCow, and tswsl [1124/1987] and won! 0 days, 03:22:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/22 21:54:04] buyoq, Visse, and bananaboat [1801/1852] have team battled TimWolla, heisenbug, and Disruptor [1644/2277] and won! 0 days, 05:48:23 is removed from their clocks.
[03/01/22 04:28:19] ZOTTA [2/8] has challenged bananaboat [504/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:14 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[03/01/22 14:55:37] bananaboat, ryp, and aqsd [1284/1341] have team battled ukleinek, sbp, and nawcom [374/1520] and won! 0 days, 01:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/22 00:59:01] Ecko, bananaboat, and Thorael [1304/2052] have team battled meti, Primetime, and texke [1649/1770] and lost! 1 day, 23:06:19 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/22 09:26:36] KindOne [169/487] has challenged bananaboat [5/584] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:36:11 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[03/03/22 12:10:06] golgy [149/546] has come upon bananaboat [311/584] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:48:05 is added to golgy's clock.
[03/03/22 21:52:15] freeboson [598/782] has challenged bananaboat [252/584] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[03/04/22 13:45:10] bananaboat [53/584] has come upon hax404 [398/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:44:22 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/05/22 02:34:33] cfjk [5/486] has challenged bananaboat [65/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:32:42 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/06/22 16:44:59] bananaboat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:21:33 from level 60.
[03/07/22 15:04:42] bananaboat [403/584] has come upon pwae [593/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:10:48 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/08/22 07:50:45] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:27:11 towards level 60.
[03/08/22 11:17:32] bananaboat [156/584] has challenged Carl [354/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:32:28 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/10/22 02:02:17] pyre, bananaboat, and spex [1525/1714] have team battled Koffa, washclof, and mordac [716/1963] and won! 1 day, 18:03:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/22 04:36:12] bananaboat got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:20:48 towards level 60.
[03/10/22 22:29:28] sc [381/980] has challenged bananaboat [386/584] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:10:55 is added to sc's clock.
[03/11/22 21:06:20] bananaboat [61/584] has come upon zgrep [107/601] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:26:49 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/14/22 14:07:34] bananaboat has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:01:03 from level 60.
[03/14/22 14:47:20] bananaboat [71/584] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [220/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:21:58 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/14/22 21:40:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 1 day, 22:32:49 toward level 60.
[03/14/22 22:32:51] Nysdar and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/22 15:46:38] bananaboat [280/584] has challenged rawgreaze [445/531] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:59:08 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/17/22 19:14:33] bananaboat, pfoley, and SSLbits [204/1576] have team battled Bluedog, Andrio, and tmberg [1855/2324] and lost! 0 days, 17:00:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/22 11:41:10] bananaboat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:05:04 towards level 61.
[03/18/22 15:00:04] Wolf and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/22 19:04:17] bananaboat [63/584] has come upon kptr [79/495] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:12:22 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/19/22 02:37:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 23 days, 21:09:24 toward level 61.
[03/20/22 11:22:11] krin, Sergio, and bananaboat [1857/2313] have team battled coding_monk, JigmeDatse, and anarcat [1631/2246] and won! 0 days, 12:50:32 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/22 00:19:46] Svetland, Koffa, and bananaboat [282/1984] have team battled gegenschein, kline, and tomhek [1939/1994] and lost! 0 days, 11:00:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/22 05:36:52] bananaboat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:42:30 towards level 61.
[03/22/22 08:02:53] starlink and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/22 11:46:11] bananaboat [21/584] has come upon Affliction [341/554] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:30:29 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/23/22 21:30:10] Khorne [601/1096] has come upon bananaboat [231/584] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:26:18 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[03/25/22 16:45:00] bananaboat [393/584] has challenged heisenbug [247/541] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:10:55 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/25/22 20:09:12] bananaboat [124/584] has come upon RussellB [806/839] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:14:47 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/26/22 22:54:54] _sh [746/760] has come upon bananaboat [281/584] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:31:14 is removed from _sh's clock.
[03/29/22 00:02:50] solarsparq [134/683] has challenged bananaboat [118/584] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:03 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[03/29/22 04:01:40] pyre [515/697] has challenged bananaboat [533/584] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:34:04 is added to pyre's clock.
[03/30/22 07:07:07] RussellB [498/839] has challenged bananaboat [41/584] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:10:00 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[03/30/22 17:04:42] bananaboat learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:16:49 from level 61.
[03/31/22 08:12:25] Kritzefitz [222/936] has come upon bananaboat [426/584] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:16:43 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[03/31/22 20:05:12] bananaboat [107/584] has come upon Bahhumbug [183/714] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:51:22 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/31/22 20:21:18] bananaboat sharpened the edge of their weapon! bananaboat's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/31/22 20:56:58] bananaboat [381/588] has come upon Misza [42/940] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:10:39 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/01/22 04:21:26] Alarien, unicron, and cadfael [10/2021] have team battled bananaboat, opcode, and t3chn0 [955/1618] and lost! 5 days, 02:09:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/02/22 03:24:04] pasquale [257/272] has challenged bananaboat [160/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:09 is removed from pasquale's clock.
[04/02/22 12:09:36] Svetland and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/22 22:01:23] bananaboat [69/594] has come upon invisiblek [385/435] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:30:07 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/02/22 23:20:44] pwae [79/618] has come upon bananaboat [391/594] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:29:42 is added to pwae's clock.
[04/03/22 04:14:07] bananaboat, Koffa, and Zaratustra [2107/2127] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Svetland, and nyuszika7h [1535/2130] and won! 0 days, 18:40:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/22 05:48:56] bananaboat [452/594] has come upon sheu [296/573] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:42:10 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/03/22 10:17:38] Fam0r [75/359] has challenged bananaboat [376/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Fam0r's clock.
[04/03/22 23:53:24] Tenedos, Al-bot, GilbertErik, and bananaboat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/22 14:29:43] bananaboat [147/594] has come upon Tenorman [129/936] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:41:16 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/05/22 05:43:33] bananaboat [279/594] has challenged DrinkyBird [124/830] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/08/22 01:35:04] iiriix, Kritzefitz, and t3chn0 [536/2172] have team battled bananaboat, _sh, and kzootech [1329/1755] and lost! 0 days, 07:00:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/22 06:09:23] bananaboat [23/594] has come upon CornFly [148/518] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:21:59 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/08/22 17:07:17] eroc1990 [257/479] has challenged bananaboat [491/594] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to eroc1990's clock.
[04/09/22 17:48:29] Destruia, buyoq, and bananaboat [2159/2225] have team battled mordac, BUSY, and coding_monk [60/1564] and won! 5 days, 18:05:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/22 05:07:36] bananaboat [372/594] has come upon Pinkman [314/775] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:45:35 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/12/22 05:30:36] bananaboat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:13:11 towards level 62.
[04/12/22 06:37:01] brycec and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/22 20:13:33] Lnk and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/22 12:41:12] bananaboat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:26:41 towards level 62.
[04/13/22 21:21:12] bananaboat [7/594] has challenged Sokar [331/530] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:52:31 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/15/22 23:48:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 1 day, 20:44:22 toward level 62.
[04/17/22 06:35:42] heisenbug [13/567] has come upon bananaboat [3/594] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:18:11 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[04/18/22 22:47:48] Alys [244/683] has challenged bananaboat [223/588] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:39:56 is removed from Alys's clock.
[04/19/22 08:51:58] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:56:38 towards level 62.
[04/20/22 05:39:25] Vigrid [83/344] has come upon bananaboat [62/588] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:26:42 is removed from Vigrid's clock.
[04/20/22 05:54:14] bananaboat [191/588] has challenged spex [19/580] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:44:34 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/20/22 20:19:10] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:48:38 towards level 62.
[04/21/22 04:59:06] Crazycatlady [650/732] has challenged bananaboat [31/588] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:38:42 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[04/23/22 00:07:47] bananaboat [162/588] has challenged Centrixx [660/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:40:32 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/23/22 20:57:11] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:32 towards level 62.
[04/23/22 23:27:26] bananaboat, Malvolio, and Fam0r [932/1672] have team battled marrrrrrrrrr, Carl, and crawlingchaos [488/1074] and won! 0 days, 13:07:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 04:13:25] Feltharell [486/719] has challenged bananaboat [392/588] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:36:12 is removed from Feltharell's clock.
[04/24/22 05:25:35] sam, Psilocybe, and zifnab06 [491/2420] have team battled damyan, bananaboat, and JigmeDatse [925/1731] and lost! 4 days, 21:36:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/22 04:35:35] noex, Cockatrice, and zbe [172/1525] have team battled bananaboat, crank, and Techman [632/2269] and lost! 0 days, 00:47:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/22 09:35:20] crawlingchaos [23/222] has challenged bananaboat [312/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to crawlingchaos's clock.
[04/26/22 00:09:51] bananaboat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bananaboat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/26/22 09:24:03] bananaboat [444/580] has challenged Asara [12/500] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:32:58 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/26/22 20:55:24] ChowderKeg [636/721] has come upon bananaboat [22/580] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:31:18 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[04/27/22 00:27:03] SSLbits [247/456] has challenged bananaboat [19/580] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:53 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/27/22 02:22:06] munkis and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/22 23:26:55] bananaboat [95/580] has challenged noex [244/398] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:20:44 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/28/22 11:02:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bananaboat with fire, slowing the heathen 19 days, 17:56:41 from level 63.
[04/28/22 11:48:27] StalkR, Bluedog, and Feltharell [656/1939] have team battled cfjk, washclof, and bananaboat [160/2004] and won! 0 days, 00:50:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/22 11:47:09] bananaboat, drahthaar, and Arch [554/1774] have team battled Hex, Sleepy_boi, and pwae [210/1363] and won! 7 days, 18:54:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/22 15:09:30] MetaNova, jjasghar, and GilbertErik [389/1852] have team battled blabber, adamus1red, and bananaboat [805/2201] and lost! 1 day, 02:22:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/01/22 03:47:24] Crazycatlady [610/732] has challenged bananaboat [162/580] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:03:15 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[05/01/22 12:19:30] ephemer0l [567/593] has challenged bananaboat [464/580] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[05/02/22 13:57:20] Lord255 [130/822] has come upon bananaboat [295/580] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:45:52 is added to Lord255's clock.
[05/04/22 08:35:38] bananaboat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:30:42 from level 63.
[05/04/22 10:36:14] rawgreaze, bananaboat, and simple [614/2186] have team battled yNos, crawlingchaos, and sky [1006/1548] and lost! 1 day, 21:07:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/22 06:44:54] bananaboat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:36:37 from level 63.
[05/07/22 12:12:51] bananaboat, invisiblek, and hugga [988/1739] have team battled Fehu, ToHellWithGA, and TimWolla [176/2284] and won! 0 days, 10:37:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/22 15:21:17] bananaboat [110/580] has challenged MadMan [268/465] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:10:43 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/08/22 03:50:15] yNos [10/557] has challenged bananaboat [150/580] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to yNos's clock.
[05/09/22 08:26:20] enyc [177/323] has challenged bananaboat [522/580] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to enyc's clock.
[05/09/22 14:11:13] bananaboat was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:53:33 from level 63.
[05/10/22 17:38:21] Wam [299/990] has challenged bananaboat [565/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:38 is added to Wam's clock.
[05/11/22 03:34:52] bananaboat [444/585] has come upon Andrio [520/611] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 17:28:26 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/11/22 11:36:00] bananaboat [193/585] has come upon SirBummelz [32/682] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 18:20:39 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/11/22 17:36:14] bananaboat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:40:56 towards level 63.
[05/12/22 06:31:26] Sergio, MELOONi, and bananaboat [1779/2285] have team battled Xenthys, hdm, and tomhek [1201/2594] and won! 0 days, 08:48:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/22 10:37:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 6 days, 09:37:52 toward level 63.
[05/12/22 12:46:55] bananaboat [123/585] has challenged Tabmow [249/521] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:35:10 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/16/22 01:26:04] Paganel [126/665] has come upon bananaboat [169/585] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:28:24 is added to Paganel's clock.
[05/16/22 14:51:55] bananaboat was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 19:24:29 from level 63.
[05/17/22 04:47:25] bananaboat [391/585] has come upon GyrosGeier [3/604] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 20:16:57 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/18/22 16:17:15] bananaboat [89/585] has challenged Kachin [486/971] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:09:18 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/19/22 01:19:03] bananaboat [373/585] has challenged xbill [556/1043] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:06:02 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/19/22 06:20:07] MadMan [329/462] has challenged bananaboat [5/585] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:14:12 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[05/19/22 18:00:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 21 days, 13:04:08 toward level 63.
[05/20/22 03:33:16] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:28:53 towards level 63.
[05/20/22 21:19:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 27 days, 06:09:50 toward level 63.
[05/21/22 15:13:38] bananaboat, talisein, and sky [1983/2042] have team battled jacob1, scumola, and StalkR [2132/2173] and lost! 1 day, 00:19:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/22 17:41:07] Pinkman and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/22 18:09:49] buzel, Nechayev, and SCSi [1321/1808] have team battled bananaboat, Ungoliant, and canton7 [799/1705] and won! 0 days, 07:10:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/22 02:38:48] bananaboat and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/22 06:05:31] bananaboat [25/585] has come upon Hirion [566/581] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:25:09 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/23/22 16:00:04] bookworm [470/679] has challenged bananaboat [157/585] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:31:22 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[05/24/22 01:58:31] bananaboat spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bananaboat's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/24/22 06:02:33] wille, womblecat, and bananaboat [950/2090] have team battled Jens, Centrixx, and brycec [853/2214] and won! 0 days, 02:26:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/22 07:55:23] bananaboat [368/577] has come upon kenyon [426/943] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:23:04 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/26/22 01:50:03] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:01:21 towards level 63.
[05/26/22 14:35:03] bananaboat [235/577] has challenged hockpa2e [425/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:14:00 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/27/22 04:06:55] gradator and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/22 16:03:57] bananaboat lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:28:41 from level 63.
[05/28/22 11:16:49] Forud [105/884] has challenged bananaboat [64/577] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:03:18 is removed from Forud's clock.
[05/28/22 23:48:04] starlink, gradator, and bananaboat [659/1941] have team battled GyrosGeier, Tenorman, and Makhno [1585/1750] and lost! 0 days, 05:27:50 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/22 01:41:44] bananaboat and kline have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/22 21:37:41] bananaboat [576/577] has come upon postikana [285/442] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:37:08 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/31/22 03:41:18] bananaboat [225/577] has come upon dwfreed [36/896] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:04:17 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/31/22 20:58:55] bananaboat [477/577] has challenged gradator [635/673] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:49:02 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[06/01/22 12:10:01] bananaboat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:15:36 from level 63.
[06/01/22 12:53:02] bananaboat was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:07:41 from level 63.
[06/01/22 13:49:37] bananaboat [312/577] has come upon sc [175/1002] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:25:50 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/02/22 00:50:04] bananaboat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:49 towards level 63.
[06/03/22 03:46:46] bananaboat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:36 towards level 63.
[06/03/22 21:18:11] bananaboat lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:45:21 from level 63.
[06/03/22 21:20:15] bananaboat got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:28 towards level 63.
[06/03/22 22:12:47] Cirdan [704/977] has challenged bananaboat [3/577] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:55:39 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[06/03/22 22:12:47] In the fierce battle, bananaboat dropped their level 54 pair of boots! Cirdan picks it up, tossing their old level 52 pair of boots to bananaboat.
[06/03/22 23:02:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bananaboat with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:49:42 from level 63.
[06/05/22 17:37:29] bananaboat [222/837] has challenged yano [255/728] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[06/07/22 06:52:23] ZOTTA, bananaboat, and Omega [2476/2502] have team battled zifnab06, bsleep, and Bkid [1776/2012] and won! 2 days, 22:37:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/22 09:10:26] slim, Feltharell, and bananaboat [1150/1983] have team battled Drin, xbill, and Omega [32/2797] and won! 0 days, 02:58:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/22 19:42:59] washclof, Sleepy_boi, and cfjk [360/1917] have team battled jaxson, idlegood, and bananaboat [1416/1883] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/07/22 23:31:16] gegenschein [422/829] has challenged bananaboat [109/837] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:35:44 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[06/08/22 08:32:57] Sombra [166/894] has challenged bananaboat [806/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:24:40 is added to Sombra's clock.
[06/09/22 05:52:25] dwfreed [175/896] has come upon bananaboat [587/837] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:32:41 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[06/09/22 16:06:45] bananaboat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:38:14 towards level 64.
[06/09/22 19:44:08] bananaboat [781/837] has challenged Hex [195/574] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:11:05 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/10/22 10:56:47] bananaboat [274/837] has come upon yano [649/728] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:58:38 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[06/10/22 19:08:02] munkis and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/22 18:53:30] bananaboat [314/837] has challenged SSLbits [186/493] in combat and won! 4 days, 18:38:13 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/12/22 00:43:45] bananaboat and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/22 14:43:47] Techman, pwae, Fenrik, and bananaboat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/13/22 06:00:34] bananaboat [657/837] has challenged MELOONi [242/911] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:06:03 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/13/22 06:46:22] bananaboat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:38:55 from level 64.
[06/14/22 17:43:54] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:15:57 towards level 64.
[06/15/22 17:28:41] bananaboat [323/837] has challenged Thorael [766/1012] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:52:18 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[06/19/22 04:19:02] bananaboat lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:55:50 from level 64.
[06/19/22 15:35:53] MELOONi, Aelane, and gradator [540/2284] have team battled bananaboat, fstrelok, and Minus [1043/1636] and lost! 1 day, 09:10:23 is added to their clocks.
[06/20/22 12:53:24] herald [95/673] has challenged bananaboat [514/837] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:47:04 is added to herald's clock.
[06/21/22 16:35:23] el, noex, V, and bananaboat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/22 15:30:15] kinus, bananaboat, and LeD [1611/1812] have team battled bg, nyuszika7h, and Centrixx [434/2332] and won! 0 days, 05:38:30 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/22 11:02:51] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:10:36 towards level 64.
[06/24/22 16:13:08] pfoley [236/652] has challenged bananaboat [394/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:46 is added to pfoley's clock.
[06/26/22 01:35:16] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:38:03 towards level 64.
[06/26/22 02:12:05] Togra and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/22 16:44:05] pyre and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/22 20:24:25] bananaboat [816/837] has come upon Sleepy_boi [287/473] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:31:05 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/27/22 07:05:08] postikana [209/442] has challenged bananaboat [672/837] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to postikana's clock.
[06/27/22 18:08:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 0 days, 10:22:17 toward level 64.
[06/27/22 22:06:24] bananaboat [322/837] has come upon Yarosh [242/501] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:04:39 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/27/22 22:33:05] bananaboat [380/837] has challenged TauPan [194/808] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:24:40 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/28/22 00:42:09] eroc1990 [422/561] has challenged bananaboat [673/837] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:55:53 is added to eroc1990's clock.
[06/30/22 13:57:35] xbill, hax404, and BastelBot [1408/1935] have team battled ZOTTA, bananaboat, and Alaric [1008/1851] and won! 0 days, 11:50:34 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/22 03:15:55] bananaboat [31/837] has come upon csc2ya [488/824] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:59:06 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[07/02/22 04:01:19] bananaboat [77/837] has come upon Koffa [268/679] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:01:44 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[07/02/22 08:06:43] bananaboat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:33:30 towards level 65.
[07/02/22 08:38:16] bananaboat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:08:23 towards level 65.
[07/02/22 13:39:33] ahmubashshir, buyoq, and Algernon [1225/2074] have team battled brycec, zankore, and bananaboat [2320/2644] and lost! 1 day, 04:03:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/22 19:14:53] bananaboat fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! bananaboat's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/04/22 19:41:58] bananaboat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:31:03 towards level 65.
[07/05/22 16:00:54] bananaboat fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:26:11 from level 65.
[07/05/22 23:33:41] bananaboat [102/841] has come upon kptr [202/502] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:54:46 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[07/07/22 19:23:37] Sergio [102/800] has challenged bananaboat [22/841] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:39 is removed from Sergio's clock.
[07/09/22 10:38:23] bananaboat [779/841] has come upon Abe [255/493] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:09:47 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[07/09/22 23:34:20] bananaboat [751/841] has challenged Ferris [20/635] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:05:56 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[07/12/22 18:10:18] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:35 towards level 65.
[07/13/22 01:48:57] bananaboat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:46:39 towards level 65.
[07/13/22 12:14:22] kptr and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/22 13:46:49] bananaboat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bananaboat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/15/22 03:43:37] drahthaar, postikana, and SuzakuMedli [879/1441] have team battled Aelane, bananaboat, and tsr [96/2283] and won! 0 days, 07:02:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/22 09:43:22] t3chn0, CodeGeek, and blackroot [819/2425] have team battled bananaboat, ChowderKeg, and io [2036/2387] and lost! 0 days, 10:02:12 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/22 00:31:12] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:44 towards level 65.
[07/16/22 09:06:16] VonToutCourt [413/1326] has challenged bananaboat [647/833] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:46:59 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[07/16/22 21:47:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 1 day, 22:39:53 toward level 65.
[07/18/22 10:52:21] Pricey, Sorin, and bananaboat [1225/2094] have team battled Kritzefitz, cadfael, and Feltharell [1593/2576] and lost! 1 day, 16:19:53 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/22 10:40:15] Sherpard2, gegenschein, and ToHellWithGA [2158/2774] have team battled TimWolla, cornfeedhobo, and bananaboat [2202/2327] and lost! 0 days, 20:01:16 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/22 20:27:15] bananaboat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:57:22 towards level 65.
[07/21/22 07:54:12] jayvee [12/757] has come upon bananaboat [252/833] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:01:57 is added to jayvee's clock.
[07/22/22 07:35:43] bananaboat [677/833] has challenged tomgus1 [235/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:11:13 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[07/24/22 15:02:19] bananaboat was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:53:47 from level 65.
[07/24/22 17:33:00] bananaboat [92/833] has come upon jacob1 [77/968] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:25:12 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[07/25/22 12:10:20] Xenthys [196/883] has come upon bananaboat [315/833] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:45:20 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[07/26/22 02:56:44] nya, Theleveler, and Ungoliant [1839/2447] have team battled bananaboat, drahthaar, and Fehu [703/1978] and won! 1 day, 17:19:22 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/22 15:57:25] Drin [182/736] has challenged bananaboat [44/833] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:51:37 is removed from Drin's clock.
[07/28/22 05:36:38] bananaboat, dwfreed, and laama [2316/2463] have team battled thornrag, slim, and Paganel [13/1921] and won! 0 days, 04:37:45 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/22 21:23:16] bananaboat [421/833] has come upon bsleep [235/774] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:26:17 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[07/28/22 23:41:18] bananaboat [611/833] has challenged Ungoliant [492/736] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[07/29/22 13:11:41] Hex [243/607] has challenged bananaboat [183/833] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:36:33 is removed from Hex's clock.
[07/30/22 02:55:11] Kachin, bananaboat, and hax404 [1872/2240] have team battled pants, Kemikals, and hugga [729/1805] and won! 3 days, 02:20:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/22 11:00:19] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:14:42 towards level 66.
[07/31/22 21:23:01] bananaboat [419/833] has challenged achin [393/470] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:05:57 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/02/22 03:13:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 23 days, 17:24:16 toward level 66.
[08/02/22 14:51:35] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:04:39 towards level 66.
[08/02/22 20:41:03] bananaboat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:13 towards level 66.
[08/03/22 07:33:16] freeboson [682/803] has challenged bananaboat [630/833] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[08/03/22 12:38:34] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:09 towards level 66.
[08/03/22 19:22:29] Andrio and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/22 23:38:40] bananaboat [491/833] has challenged signofzeta [9/707] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:59:30 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/04/22 11:28:15] bananaboat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:22 towards level 66.
[08/05/22 06:11:50] bananaboat [100/837] has come upon HeavyPodda [434/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:38:41 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/05/22 07:28:28] bananaboat [716/837] has come upon thornrag [2/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:44:02 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/05/22 11:57:55] caeli, kenyon, and Asara [217/2425] have team battled nyuszika7h, iiriix, and bananaboat [1400/2213] and lost! 0 days, 01:36:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/05/22 21:25:33] drahthaar and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/22 07:32:04] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:38 towards level 66.
[08/07/22 13:12:49] bananaboat [16/837] has challenged canton7 [306/725] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/07/22 20:57:24] bananaboat [188/837] has challenged idlebot [528/1207] in combat and lost! 6 days, 04:48:49 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/08/22 01:14:27] bananaboat [59/837] has come upon kptr [272/497] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:56:24 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/08/22 06:44:19] bananaboat [233/837] has come upon nawcom [8/608] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 02:06:58 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/08/22 10:58:56] caeli [510/907] has challenged bananaboat [435/837] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:15:31 is removed from caeli's clock.
[08/08/22 19:03:25] bananaboat, V, and ukleinek [821/2119] have team battled golgy, Sleepy_boi, and SuzakuMedli [76/1854] and won! 6 days, 16:20:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/22 23:12:48] crank [377/812] has challenged bananaboat [512/837] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:03:45 is added to crank's clock.
[08/11/22 12:39:49] bananaboat [588/837] has come upon munkis [125/861] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:27:33 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/11/22 12:39:49] bananaboat has dealt munkis a Critical Strike! 3 days, 05:12:41 is added to munkis's clock.
[08/11/22 21:33:30] bananaboat [38/837] has come upon vectr0n [479/625] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:37:48 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/12/22 12:15:23] CrashOverride, SSLbits, and cornfeedhobo [1352/1993] have team battled bananaboat, Disruptor, and idlegood [2358/2598] and lost! 0 days, 18:58:08 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/22 00:14:40] Omega, Arch, and bananaboat [1055/2459] have team battled kiska, rawgreaze, and Carl [629/2689] and won! 6 days, 22:40:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/22 00:07:12] ahmubashshir and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/22 00:27:40] bananaboat [488/837] has challenged gildarts [472/828] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:37:32 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/15/22 06:33:41] bananaboat [255/837] has challenged enteral [397/619] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:00:01 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/15/22 13:23:59] bananaboat [519/837] has come upon SirBummelz [247/711] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:44:22 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/18/22 23:55:29] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:40:47 towards level 67.
[08/19/22 09:59:23] bananaboat [708/837] has come upon vectr0n [201/621] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:26:17 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/20/22 07:29:14] bananaboat [498/837] has come upon MELOONi [124/928] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:42:15 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/21/22 00:11:25] bananaboat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:45:43 from level 67.
[08/21/22 17:51:29] slim, misha, SSLbits, and bananaboat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/21/22 18:24:44] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:26 towards level 67.
[08/23/22 09:13:25] Aksej [92/578] has challenged bananaboat [121/837] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:43:04 is added to Aksej's clock.
[08/24/22 01:53:37] thornrag, SirBummelz, and herald [1017/2097] have team battled Syloq, signofzeta, and bananaboat [805/2719] and won! 0 days, 13:03:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/22 09:18:34] bananaboat [171/837] has challenged gegenschein [664/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:46:44 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/25/22 11:13:35] bananaboat burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bananaboat's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/25/22 16:29:36] bananaboat [492/831] has come upon Algernon [401/602] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:50:08 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/26/22 16:27:35] bananaboat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:01 towards level 67.
[08/28/22 19:18:18] Silvanus_Betrium, allo, and muirrum [1234/1717] have team battled bananaboat, TheSilentLink, and <rainchick> [960/2128] and won! 1 day, 04:25:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/22 07:09:52] bananaboat [441/837] has challenged MetaNova [221/635] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/30/22 12:09:11] bananaboat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:17:58 towards level 68.
[08/30/22 22:51:35] bananaboat [14/837] has challenged Omega [219/969] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:36:05 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/01/22 04:57:54] Notir [651/825] has challenged bananaboat [250/837] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:56:59 is removed from Notir's clock.
[09/01/22 10:42:53] _sh and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/22 07:03:24] megubyte [419/567] has challenged bananaboat [759/842] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:59:29 is added to megubyte's clock.
[09/02/22 20:22:33] bananaboat [346/842] has come upon Ganonk [140/216] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:05:53 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/03/22 03:07:36] Disruptor [1016/1168] has challenged bananaboat [355/842] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:17:49 is removed from Disruptor's clock.
[09/03/22 21:51:18] Paganel [382/668] has come upon bananaboat [494/842] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:52:46 is added to Paganel's clock.
[09/04/22 01:40:43] bananaboat burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bananaboat's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/04/22 09:14:04] bananaboat [832/838] has challenged Wam [405/1029] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:51:08 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/06/22 10:24:08] bananaboat [644/838] has challenged freeboson [17/842] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:53:33 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/07/22 10:01:58] bananaboat [111/838] has come upon Paganel [635/668] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:05:17 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/08/22 11:09:14] JigmeDatse, bananaboat, and Kritzefitz [2221/2570] have team battled misha, theZoMBiE, and washclof [829/2144] and won! 0 days, 10:49:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/22 15:58:28] Asara and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/22 19:46:47] Techman and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 03:14:41] bananaboat [383/838] has come upon hdm [648/944] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:03:18 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/09/22 13:38:28] misha and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 21:41:57] Nuae [524/680] has challenged bananaboat [252/838] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:56:24 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[09/10/22 01:44:30] bananaboat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:34:27 towards level 68.
[09/12/22 19:14:38] bananaboat [697/844] has come upon pants [476/942] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:30:49 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/13/22 08:41:33] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:04:29 towards level 68.
[09/13/22 08:46:13] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:54:41 towards level 68.
[09/14/22 03:07:08] bananaboat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bananaboat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/22 21:06:59] bananaboat [520/838] has challenged MELOONi [182/928] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:52:39 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/15/22 16:14:41] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:16:47 towards level 68.
[09/18/22 14:26:18] bananaboat [145/838] has come upon nyuszika7h [147/646] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:47:14 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/19/22 05:46:45] blabber, HellSpawn, and rawgreaze [1351/2604] have team battled Reilly, CodeGeek, and bananaboat [2285/2507] and lost! 0 days, 16:13:10 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/22 08:17:51] Puff, Ecko, and bananaboat [2170/2594] have team battled fstrelok, brycec, and herald [1576/2040] and won! 0 days, 00:45:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/22 11:19:36] bananaboat [173/838] has challenged aqsd [198/798] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/19/22 11:27:29] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:19:34 towards level 69.
[09/19/22 13:24:28] Aksej, TimWolla, and bananaboat [2118/2200] have team battled Geoff, <rainchick>, and aqsd [1486/2014] and won! 1 day, 01:54:25 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/22 20:11:26] cfjk [391/596] has challenged bananaboat [638/838] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/20/22 17:37:22] bananaboat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:13:03 towards level 69.
[09/21/22 05:02:17] bananaboat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:59:06 from level 69.
[09/22/22 09:03:41] bananaboat [494/838] has come upon tswsl [350/578] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:26:17 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/22/22 12:45:42] bananaboat [501/838] has challenged vectr0n [270/619] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:41:11 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/24/22 03:06:07] zankore [303/790] has challenged bananaboat [521/838] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to zankore's clock.
[09/24/22 07:19:50] bananaboat fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:23:57 from level 69.
[09/24/22 11:07:29] bananaboat [826/838] has come upon gusto [277/361] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:25:33 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/24/22 19:57:18] bananaboat [280/838] has challenged talisein [678/761] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:27:01 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/25/22 18:59:34] Affliction and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/22 20:44:31] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:20:04 towards level 69.
[09/26/22 12:47:24] bananaboat [497/838] has come upon Affliction [710/729] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:41:41 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/26/22 19:33:53] bananaboat [309/838] has come upon Kronan [183/906] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:57:46 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/26/22 19:52:26] bananaboat [334/838] has come upon kzootech [248/568] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:38:41 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/26/22 21:07:32] bananaboat [335/838] has challenged MELOONi [718/928] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:20:33 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/26/22 21:21:53] Omega, zbe, and DownAndUp [1941/2620] have team battled bananaboat, io, and crysis [637/2424] and won! 2 days, 19:51:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/22 07:09:40] bananaboat [743/838] has challenged bsleep [730/781] in combat and won! 3 days, 20:04:16 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/28/22 15:04:48] Misza, bananaboat, and Ganonk [142/2246] have team battled d4n13L, womblecat, and Tangles [216/2450] and lost! 0 days, 07:16:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/22 22:18:18] CompanionCube, TheSilentLink, and idleneutral [1281/2230] have team battled Bolded, bananaboat, and StalkR [1114/2524] and won! 0 days, 16:00:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/01/22 07:15:24] bananaboat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:20:46 towards level 69.
[10/01/22 18:56:28] heisenbug and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/22 20:44:18] nyuszika7h and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/22 02:44:14] Feltharell [434/861] has challenged bananaboat [387/838] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:23:13 is removed from Feltharell's clock.
[10/04/22 02:44:14] In the fierce battle, bananaboat dropped their level 40 shield! Feltharell picks it up, tossing their old level 27 shield to bananaboat.
[10/05/22 02:19:44] nowz [85/199] has challenged bananaboat [173/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to nowz's clock.
[10/05/22 22:12:11] bananaboat saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:25:14 from level 69.
[10/06/22 23:06:46] gegenschein, contyk, and tmberg [2457/2468] have team battled bananaboat, eising, and vegadark [1930/2079] and won! 1 day, 13:01:32 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/22 17:33:20] bananaboat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:57 towards level 69.
[10/07/22 21:42:39] bananaboat [620/823] has come upon slim [207/539] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:11:10 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/09/22 03:53:06] bananaboat saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:30:22 from level 69.
[10/09/22 04:10:24] bananaboat [779/823] has challenged misha [232/517] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:10:39 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/09/22 09:56:44] bananaboat [196/823] has come upon MELOONi [254/936] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:01:42 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[10/09/22 18:33:57] bananaboat fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:24:55 from level 69.
[10/09/22 22:14:05] xbill [438/906] has challenged bananaboat [193/823] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:33:30 is removed from xbill's clock.
[10/10/22 00:11:29] thornrag [114/702] has challenged bananaboat [92/823] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:27:44 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[10/10/22 19:18:33] bananaboat [679/823] has challenged Sario [323/608] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:25:28 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/11/22 15:30:57] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:29 towards level 69.
[10/12/22 20:51:04] bananaboat [452/823] has challenged sam [563/677] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[10/12/22 21:32:56] bananaboat fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 05:53:34 from level 70.
[10/14/22 15:38:27] buzel [117/851] has challenged bananaboat [500/823] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:37:19 is added to buzel's clock.
[10/14/22 19:29:37] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 13:53:49 towards level 70.
[10/18/22 06:04:14] bananaboat [245/823] has come upon unicron [4/705] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:22:13 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/19/22 03:45:22] TimWolla and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/22 18:50:34] JamCow and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/22 21:00:28] bananaboat was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:19:23 from level 70.
[10/20/22 11:07:55] Fenrik [416/1200] has challenged bananaboat [802/823] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:14:36 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[10/20/22 20:21:54] V [760/890] has challenged bananaboat [465/823] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:37:20 is removed from V's clock.
[10/21/22 02:20:11] jayvee [16/764] has come upon bananaboat [236/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:59:02 is added to jayvee's clock.
[10/22/22 20:09:57] brycec and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/22 05:23:46] Lnk [834/851] has challenged bananaboat [642/823] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:34:51 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[10/24/22 02:46:59] bananaboat [410/823] has come upon BastelBot [390/534] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 03:53:25 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/26/22 03:59:06] bananaboat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:45:31 towards level 70.
[10/26/22 06:33:04] bananaboat [411/823] has come upon kzootech [130/582] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:33:11 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/27/22 02:22:58] xbill [432/943] has challenged bananaboat [474/823] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:14 is added to xbill's clock.
[10/27/22 22:40:06] bananaboat was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:22:10 from level 70.
[10/31/22 01:44:27] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:53:46 towards level 70.
[10/31/22 03:55:34] SirNeo, TimWolla, and Gorek [259/2317] have team battled gegenschein, Notir, and bananaboat [1330/3031] and lost! 0 days, 23:10:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/22 05:21:00] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:59:21 towards level 70.
[10/31/22 06:42:53] bananaboat [268/823] has challenged buzel [429/855] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:50:35 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/01/22 17:21:47] bananaboat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:20:38 towards level 70.
[11/03/22 07:57:12] Russell [401/1036] has challenged bananaboat [805/823] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:21:15 is added to Russell's clock.
[11/03/22 22:00:00] bananaboat [537/823] has challenged vegadark [417/645] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:14:22 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/04/22 05:39:32] Chuck [474/664] has come upon bananaboat [57/823] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:59:22 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[11/05/22 01:19:22] AlinConstantin [108/215] has challenged bananaboat [459/816] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to AlinConstantin's clock.
[11/05/22 04:42:24] Algernon, bsleep, bananaboat, and Fehu have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/22 12:28:01] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:02 towards level 70.
[11/06/22 03:53:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 0 days, 19:25:03 toward level 70.
[11/06/22 10:03:04] bananaboat [357/816] has come upon Omega [21/985] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:06:43 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/06/22 16:17:36] "\@_ [1117/1127] has challenged bananaboat [646/816] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:57:06 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[11/09/22 11:36:31] Khorne and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/22 07:12:01] bananaboat [418/816] has challenged dyvonna [120/606] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/10/22 11:37:09] judahnator [224/506] has challenged bananaboat [686/816] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:03:29 is added to judahnator's clock.
[11/10/22 15:34:02] jaxson, caeli, and bananaboat [1399/2337] have team battled crank, Berserker, and Destruia [1444/1890] and lost! 5 days, 05:44:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/22 10:57:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 30 days, 06:53:15 toward level 71.
[11/12/22 03:23:32] bananaboat [437/816] has come upon hax404 [330/434] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:28:13 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/12/22 19:49:24] bananaboat learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:13:30 from level 71.
[11/13/22 04:51:25] Theleveler [214/1152] has challenged bananaboat [684/816] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:13:21 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[11/13/22 11:52:52] apb [186/888] has challenged bananaboat [428/816] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:14:36 is added to apb's clock.
[11/14/22 03:15:51] bananaboat and Theleveler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/22 16:35:41] bananaboat, misha, and drahthaar [484/2619] have team battled VonToutCourt, el, and Pinkman [313/2945] and won! 0 days, 11:02:11 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/22 19:20:49] bananaboat got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:56:49 from level 71.
[11/17/22 21:44:04] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:43:51 towards level 71.
[11/18/22 18:20:25] bananaboat [606/816] has challenged Kachin [490/990] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:05:17 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/19/22 03:47:40] d4n13L [297/549] has come upon bananaboat [406/816] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:26:43 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[11/19/22 22:42:56] bananaboat [587/816] has come upon el [114/695] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:20:32 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/20/22 20:44:11] Techman and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/22 18:35:53] bananaboat [767/816] has challenged muirrum [140/459] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:39:31 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/22/22 02:10:00] zbe, ahmubashshir, and warlord [1872/2216] have team battled pasquale, nya, and bananaboat [201/3002] and won! 0 days, 01:19:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/22 05:45:43] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:37 towards level 71.
[11/23/22 01:16:33] bananaboat [150/816] has come upon zbe [806/1076] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:45:50 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/23/22 07:09:27] bananaboat, JigmeDatse, and Covid-19 [1848/2497] have team battled el, nya, and Techman [572/2904] and won! 0 days, 18:06:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/22 22:14:09] BastelBot, Nuae, and ukleinek [378/1903] have team battled bananaboat, Jens, and damyan [42/2084] and won! 1 day, 20:29:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/22 14:54:59] bananaboat [26/820] has come upon kptr [176/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:38:23 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/27/22 13:23:52] Sombra [188/987] has come upon bananaboat [759/820] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:24:16 is added to Sombra's clock.
[11/27/22 17:55:32] bananaboat, Arch, and golgy [715/2333] have team battled Minus, bookworm, and HellSpawn [343/2463] and won! 0 days, 04:48:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/22 18:09:35] bsleep and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/22 11:37:42] bananaboat [493/820] has challenged idlegood [495/792] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:23:21 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/28/22 13:50:19] Feras [82/367] has challenged bananaboat [49/820] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from Feras's clock.
[11/29/22 11:34:58] bananaboat was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:01:27 from level 72.
[11/29/22 15:37:22] bananaboat [448/820] has come upon Malvolio [90/566] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:30:36 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/30/22 03:02:39] bananaboat [400/820] has come upon tomhek [106/800] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 08:10:31 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/30/22 16:16:48] nawcom [226/529] has challenged bananaboat [182/834] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:13:20 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[12/02/22 01:21:51] sc, Russell, and Andrio [111/2431] have team battled bananaboat, Ganonk, and vectr0n [574/1910] and lost! 1 day, 15:43:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/22 06:54:33] bananaboat and signofzeta have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/22 02:43:29] Wam [879/1028] has challenged bananaboat [648/834] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:24:59 is removed from Wam's clock.
[12/04/22 08:55:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 16 days, 00:05:48 toward level 72.
[12/05/22 00:41:39] bananaboat [229/834] has come upon Wam [579/1028] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:38:57 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/05/22 08:07:35] bananaboat, Gorek, and yNos [370/2427] have team battled linear, laama, and pyre [377/2085] and lost! 1 day, 10:16:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/22 19:52:55] bananaboat [745/834] has challenged Nuae [3/674] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:54:38 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/07/22 00:15:11] bananaboat [210/834] has come upon EddieT137 [488/979] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:22:51 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/08/22 12:08:09] KindOne [101/467] has challenged bananaboat [494/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:59:19 is added to KindOne's clock.
[12/08/22 23:56:31] dnc [2/4] has challenged bananaboat [482/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to dnc's clock.
[12/10/22 16:25:14] kenyon and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/22 00:27:04] Covid-19, Forud, and idleevil [1063/2674] have team battled n0ssh, jaxson, and bananaboat [1547/1840] and lost! 0 days, 13:08:58 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/22 09:35:07] bananaboat [601/834] has come upon gildarts [337/841] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:44:39 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/12/22 00:12:43] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:09:54 towards level 72.
[12/12/22 00:57:00] Puff [500/815] has challenged bananaboat [447/834] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from Puff's clock.
[12/13/22 06:54:48] pyre [756/838] has come upon bananaboat [183/834] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:23:33 is removed from pyre's clock.
[12/13/22 19:51:44] xbill and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/22 09:48:31] bananaboat [493/834] has challenged crysis [497/770] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:19:44 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/17/22 09:00:16] Jens [453/608] has challenged bananaboat [369/834] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:17:24 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/17/22 22:51:47] pwae [125/743] has come upon bananaboat [597/834] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:03:15 is added to pwae's clock.
[12/18/22 12:25:14] DownAndUp, io, and EddieT137 [1524/2695] have team battled Covid-19, slim, and bananaboat [1926/2303] and lost! 0 days, 21:33:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/22 16:40:59] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:35:12 towards level 72.
[12/18/22 23:22:13] elf and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/22 02:02:36] bananaboat and ufo-piloot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/22 06:57:28] Comnenus [189/402] has challenged bananaboat [480/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to Comnenus's clock.
[12/19/22 10:32:52] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:03:17 towards level 72.
[12/19/22 11:13:19] bananaboat [342/834] has challenged d4n13L [551/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:11:44 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/19/22 15:05:13] bananaboat set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:51:51 from level 72.
[12/20/22 01:40:51] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:20 towards level 72.
[12/20/22 03:59:54] bananaboat and ufo-piloot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/22 18:21:06] Abe [506/559] has challenged bananaboat [664/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:41:22 is added to Abe's clock.
[12/21/22 06:18:36] crysis, SuzakuMedli, and bananaboat [2461/2481] have team battled adamus1red, wowbagger, and Malvolio [1444/1876] and won! 0 days, 09:28:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/22 05:35:58] bananaboat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:45:08 towards level 72.
[12/22/22 10:19:43] \dev\ice, ZOTTA, and bananaboat [1386/1969] have team battled Ecko, confunctius, and Bolded [198/2152] and won! 0 days, 01:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/22 16:49:35] bananaboat [317/841] has challenged kzootech [0/571] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:27:18 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/24/22 13:06:44] bananaboat [632/841] has come upon ukleinek [346/499] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:08:24 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/24/22 13:42:13] hdm [313/992] has challenged bananaboat [830/841] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:10:49 is added to hdm's clock.
[12/25/22 16:37:02] bananaboat, Ganonk, and Drin [915/2094] have team battled el, Notir, and Cockatrice [1677/2543] and lost! 1 day, 12:13:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/22 02:23:36] Notir, nya, and bananaboat [2657/3172] have team battled zgrep, damyan, and MrMagoo [1389/2049] and won! 4 days, 02:06:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/22 02:54:14] DrinkyBird [443/1118] has come upon bananaboat [671/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:57 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/29/22 18:57:10] bananaboat [199/841] has come upon Finley [379/646] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:37:16 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/30/22 23:17:16] bananaboat [235/841] has come upon Abe [289/564] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:49:28 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/02/23 02:21:58] el [185/695] has come upon bananaboat [819/841] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:50:57 is added to el's clock.
[01/02/23 18:52:57] bananaboat [216/841] has come upon Algernon [532/764] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:00:55 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/02/23 21:35:10] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:57:54 towards level 73.
[01/04/23 05:25:31] bananaboat [36/841] has come upon tswsl [137/678] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:58:43 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/04/23 16:43:05] Aksej [28/979] has challenged bananaboat [253/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:31:36 is added to Aksej's clock.
[01/05/23 13:47:47] RussellB [146/956] has challenged bananaboat [696/841] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:16:45 is added to RussellB's clock.
[01/05/23 13:49:20] DontEvenPeek [58/298] has challenged bananaboat [808/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[01/06/23 03:55:19] pyre and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/23 08:02:58] bananaboat, Matthew, and scumola [1805/2337] have team battled TheSilentLink, tswsl, and zbe [2044/2708] and lost! 0 days, 10:02:24 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/23 07:49:03] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:04:45 towards level 73.
[01/07/23 19:33:12] bananaboat [443/841] has come upon slim [194/502] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:36:57 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/08/23 03:45:36] wollu [259/378] has challenged bananaboat [833/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to wollu's clock.
[01/08/23 21:06:12] bananaboat [142/841] has challenged Lord255 [425/638] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:33:38 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/09/23 19:37:06] \dev\ice [313/410] has challenged bananaboat [55/841] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:40:53 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[01/10/23 02:12:55] TimeWarp [492/832] has challenged bananaboat [50/841] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:48:50 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[01/10/23 09:04:11] bananaboat broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:09:07 from level 73.
[01/10/23 20:10:03] \dev\ice, Dan, and cadfael [1598/1815] have team battled tmberg, spex, and bananaboat [1698/2620] and lost! 0 days, 08:00:31 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/23 21:22:58] Tangles [85/755] has challenged bananaboat [476/841] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:21:04 is added to Tangles's clock.
[01/11/23 22:23:11] bananaboat [512/841] has challenged Comnenus [215/555] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:05:38 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/13/23 07:27:46] bananaboat [509/841] has come upon ukleinek [284/566] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:02:14 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/13/23 18:40:51] bananaboat [175/841] has come upon Puff [193/815] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:51:39 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/14/23 06:00:49] bananaboat [336/841] has come upon StalkR [337/887] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:54:50 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/14/23 12:27:37] n0ssh, bananaboat, and vectr0n [2064/2065] have team battled Techman, Aksej, and SirBummelz [148/2819] and won! 1 day, 03:15:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/23 23:45:34] HeavyPodda [81/634] has challenged bananaboat [615/841] in combat and lost! 8 days, 07:01:14 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/16/23 02:46:18] nya [173/1235] has challenged bananaboat [553/841] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:00:36 is added to nya's clock.
[01/17/23 06:44:49] bananaboat had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:38:36 towards level 73.
[01/17/23 08:52:46] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:08:43 towards level 73.
[01/17/23 21:36:28] bananaboat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:20:40 towards level 73.
[01/17/23 22:37:13] bananaboat sharpened the edge of their weapon! bananaboat's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/18/23 00:25:28] eising, bookworm, and bananaboat [2136/2454] have team battled ToHellWithGA, bsleep, and kptr [1685/2782] and won! 2 days, 02:34:15 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/23 11:55:47] pants, Theleveler, and kzootech [1743/2602] have team battled solarsparq, bananaboat, and herald [2006/2262] and lost! 1 day, 04:11:42 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/23 03:23:06] bananaboat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:13:07 towards level 73.
[01/21/23 07:35:57] bananaboat sharpened the edge of their weapon! bananaboat's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/21/23 08:36:12] bananaboat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:03:18 towards level 73.
[01/21/23 14:31:10] bananaboat [836/851] has come upon Gangsterish [32/236] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:04:14 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/22/23 00:31:42] bananaboat [643/851] has challenged Crazycatlady [186/720] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:47:07 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/23/23 14:21:17] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:46 towards level 73.
[01/24/23 14:00:31] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:44:39 towards level 73.
[01/25/23 17:48:53] kenyon and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/23 10:43:43] bananaboat [341/851] has come upon Kachin [863/1001] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:39:35 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/27/23 06:01:19] bananaboat [536/851] has challenged V [572/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:11 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/28/23 09:35:29] bananaboat [198/851] has challenged wowbagger [287/608] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:49:32 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/28/23 17:23:50] bananaboat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 04:50:47 from level 74.
[01/29/23 02:42:05] bananaboat [692/851] has come upon vadas [127/520] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:22:40 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/29/23 08:01:12] Misza [648/1087] has challenged bananaboat [733/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:28 is added to Misza's clock.
[01/29/23 22:31:40] bananaboat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 22:40:24 towards level 74.
[02/01/23 07:04:28] bananaboat [628/851] has come upon BastelBot [31/765] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:30:37 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/01/23 22:40:21] bananaboat lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:18:28 from level 74.
[02/03/23 10:56:50] Ecko, bananaboat, and Algernon [1365/2546] have team battled bsleep, blabber, and ttrs [2414/2732] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:22 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/23 01:25:48] bananaboat, Angelina, and Malvolio [518/2138] have team battled Berserker, Affliction, and pants [354/2566] and won! 0 days, 04:58:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/23 03:17:45] bananaboat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:24:53 from level 74.
[02/04/23 22:37:26] Techman and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/23 23:33:47] Sario [594/700] has challenged bananaboat [362/851] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:38:54 is removed from Sario's clock.
[02/05/23 20:38:02] bananaboat [832/851] has challenged contyk [723/770] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:02:48 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/06/23 06:40:06] bananaboat [526/851] has challenged Pinkman [95/858] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:07:06 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/06/23 17:03:20] ttrs [153/386] has challenged bananaboat [71/851] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:51:47 is removed from ttrs's clock.
[02/07/23 06:49:08] bananaboat [620/851] has come upon Lord255 [440/771] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:36:40 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/07/23 14:25:12] bananaboat [492/851] has come upon jaxson [177/529] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:57:24 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/09/23 21:30:20] nya, sam, bananaboat, and Chuck have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/10/23 16:20:39] yano [779/1067] has come upon bananaboat [503/851] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:44:55 is removed from yano's clock.
[02/16/23 21:38:26] gildarts, kptr, and elf [1808/2103] have team battled sc, bananaboat, and Drin [744/2415] and won! 1 day, 18:35:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/23 02:32:06] Nysdar [594/823] has challenged bananaboat [628/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:28 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[02/17/23 03:26:29] bananaboat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:46:56 towards level 74.
[02/17/23 17:14:46] CodeB [205/269] has challenged bananaboat [578/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to CodeB's clock.
[02/17/23 19:52:18] heisenbug, Nuae, and zcy [2104/2204] have team battled bananaboat, Thorael, and kzootech [1106/2120] and won! 2 days, 02:26:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/23 09:12:14] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:00:30 towards level 74.
[02/19/23 17:27:36] bananaboat broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:04:27 from level 74.
[02/19/23 20:44:58] gildarts [218/888] has challenged bananaboat [459/851] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:54:27 is added to gildarts's clock.
[02/22/23 00:47:39] bananaboat [682/851] has come upon Puff [154/685] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:00:24 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/22/23 01:36:32] bananaboat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bananaboat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/22/23 10:39:19] elf and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/23 11:09:04] bananaboat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:47:41 towards level 74.
[02/23/23 17:17:01] cfebsv2 [0/1] has challenged bananaboat [553/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:09 is added to cfebsv2's clock.
[02/24/23 06:23:25] CompanionCube [352/686] has come upon bananaboat [157/855] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:46:03 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[02/24/23 10:07:29] bananaboat [237/855] has challenged blabber [367/1073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:30:52 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/24/23 15:36:58] bananaboat bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:01:00 from level 74.
[02/24/23 15:48:00] bananaboat [577/855] has challenged TimeWarp [631/835] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:08:57 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/24/23 15:51:28] bananaboat [174/855] has come upon gradator [354/524] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:56:45 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[02/24/23 22:59:07] dax [209/291] has challenged bananaboat [331/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to dax's clock.
[02/25/23 04:12:11] Malvolio, nawcom, and laama [1295/2222] have team battled tomgus1, bananaboat, and Berserker [227/1869] and won! 2 days, 20:12:25 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/23 01:30:14] allo and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/23 09:13:38] Nysdar and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/23 05:12:37] HeavyPodda [611/659] has come upon bananaboat [216/855] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:39:49 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[02/27/23 12:38:26] HeavyPodda, allo, and slim [1259/1938] have team battled gradator, bananaboat, and Asara [2088/2234] and lost! 2 days, 17:38:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/23 12:57:02] bananaboat reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bananaboat's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/23 15:32:17] bananaboat fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! bananaboat's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/28/23 10:26:05] DontEvenPeek [224/535] has challenged bananaboat [503/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:45:57 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[03/01/23 23:07:00] krustenkaese [206/302] has challenged bananaboat [651/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to krustenkaese's clock.
[03/02/23 16:42:21] bananaboat [747/853] has come upon achin [297/758] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 06:36:12 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/04/23 02:23:18] bananaboat [378/853] has come upon pwae [352/755] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:59:33 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/05/23 03:37:09] bananaboat, Stevland, and signofzeta [1149/2901] have team battled AlexS, ToHellWithGA, and SuzakuMedli [67/2643] and won! 8 days, 04:18:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/23 14:50:54] bananaboat [507/859] has challenged Berserker [343/474] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:37:03 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/05/23 20:34:57] bananaboat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:45:46 towards level 75.
[03/06/23 21:34:53] dbx12 [203/225] has challenged bananaboat [837/859] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to dbx12's clock.
[03/08/23 16:34:10] Kachin, pwae, and bananaboat [2297/2650] have team battled confunctius, yNos, and pyre [881/2265] and won! 2 days, 17:21:11 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/23 11:27:07] bananaboat [641/859] has come upon gusto [24/641] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:48:37 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/10/23 02:40:37] bananaboat has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:03:39 from level 75.
[03/10/23 05:42:13] bananaboat spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bananaboat's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/10/23 06:10:49] particleflux [211/304] has challenged bananaboat [437/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to particleflux's clock.
[03/10/23 08:54:58] zbe and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/23 13:14:11] tomhek [758/826] has challenged bananaboat [10/851] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:09:13 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[03/10/23 19:46:14] scumola, bananaboat, and kenyon [69/2626] have team battled dbx12, postikana, and BastelBot [794/1583] and lost! 1 day, 08:29:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/23 23:16:10] bananaboat [577/851] has challenged TimeWarp [622/835] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:57:36 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/11/23 15:20:13] dbx12 [245/352] has challenged bananaboat [309/851] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to dbx12's clock.
[03/11/23 21:30:22] hugga [301/918] has challenged bananaboat [438/851] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:50:12 is added to hugga's clock.
[03/12/23 13:38:18] Destruia [187/760] has challenged bananaboat [203/851] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:53:31 is added to Destruia's clock.
[03/13/23 18:44:27] Ecko [69/913] has challenged bananaboat [458/851] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:01:10 is added to Ecko's clock.
[03/16/23 03:56:24] bananaboat [191/851] has come upon Lenny_ [36/634] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:02:37 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/16/23 06:40:45] Acolarh, bananaboat, and Affliction [433/2606] have team battled GRIZZLYMAN, dbx12, and anarcat [1222/1968] and lost! 2 days, 03:38:07 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/23 23:00:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 4 days, 00:50:58 toward level 75.
[03/17/23 04:01:48] SirBummelz [556/862] has come upon bananaboat [244/851] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:30:16 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[03/17/23 17:33:00] bananaboat [497/851] has come upon Finley [456/616] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:42:49 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/18/23 02:55:15] bananaboat set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:21:38 from level 75.
[03/18/23 21:10:09] Arch [299/629] has challenged bananaboat [749/851] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:44:06 is added to Arch's clock.
[03/19/23 04:20:18] bananaboat [693/851] has come upon Berserker [285/477] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:38:00 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/19/23 21:34:46] Yarosh, anarcat, and bananaboat [1858/2561] have team battled sc, cfjk, and ZOTTA [1596/2277] and won! 0 days, 18:48:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/23 14:14:02] crysis, blabber, and bananaboat [2609/2743] have team battled SirNeo, Stevland, and apb [1768/2566] and won! 0 days, 02:07:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/23 19:35:29] bananaboat got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:22 from level 75.
[03/22/23 22:52:29] bananaboat [118/851] has challenged Omega [821/1029] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/23/23 15:27:26] hdm [69/998] has come upon bananaboat [833/851] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:27:24 is added to hdm's clock.
[03/24/23 00:21:42] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:17:30 towards level 76.
[03/24/23 02:26:32] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:06:27 towards level 76.
[03/24/23 03:16:52] bananaboat got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 01:38:28 towards level 76.
[03/24/23 20:05:27] bananaboat [126/845] has come upon Puff [619/691] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:12:23 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/24/23 22:02:57] bananaboat [695/845] has come upon caeli [410/760] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 09:17:46 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/25/23 19:43:13] bananaboat had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:06:03 from level 76.
[03/26/23 23:24:18] bananaboat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:31:06 towards level 76.
[03/27/23 03:55:11] Dan, Lord255, and blabber [2320/2480] have team battled postikana, bananaboat, and Thorael [1720/2022] and won! 0 days, 20:15:52 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/23 15:04:10] bananaboat learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:21:16 towards level 76.
[03/28/23 00:56:27] bananaboat [686/845] has challenged Fenrik [514/1260] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:37:24 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/28/23 11:25:23] jaxson, bananaboat, and ukleinek [19/2022] have team battled VOID, ToHellWithGA, and EddieT137 [2308/2950] and lost! 1 day, 12:10:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/23 03:01:32] bananaboat [484/845] has come upon SirNeo [118/807] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:16:26 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/31/23 11:48:33] bananaboat [798/845] has come upon enteral [521/710] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:30:55 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[03/31/23 17:28:20] kzootech [0/456] has come upon bananaboat [674/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:05:43 is added to kzootech's clock.
[04/01/23 06:18:10] bananaboat [761/845] has challenged SirBummelz [73/862] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:31:17 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/01/23 17:52:40] bananaboat [314/845] has come upon adamus1red [89/899] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:14:22 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/01/23 18:18:58] bananaboat [724/845] has come upon scumola [724/876] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:29:15 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/02/23 09:57:31] bananaboat [636/845] has come upon ukleinek [143/584] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:21:19 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/03/23 04:27:52] ahmubashshir and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/23 00:27:58] sc [605/839] has challenged bananaboat [87/845] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from sc's clock.
[04/04/23 07:37:58] Abe and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/23 06:54:59] bananaboat [94/845] has come upon Cockatrice [103/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:07:46 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/06/23 12:34:35] bananaboat [75/845] has come upon cfjk [435/633] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:42:42 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/07/23 17:11:51] Nuae, Ecko, and TimWolla [1294/2779] have team battled bananaboat, Chuck, and A_Dragon [2210/2617] and lost! 1 day, 00:57:21 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/23 01:52:49] thatmint [192/535] has challenged bananaboat [348/845] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:32:22 is added to thatmint's clock.
[04/08/23 08:07:29] ufo-piloot [446/566] has come upon bananaboat [472/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:38:03 is added to ufo-piloot's clock.
[04/08/23 15:56:55] bananaboat EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:09:17 from level 76.
[04/08/23 16:52:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 2 days, 11:17:46 toward level 76.
[04/09/23 10:37:04] bananaboat [528/845] has come upon Daikojun [23/207] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:09:14 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/09/23 22:42:34] anarcat [793/1179] has come upon bananaboat [455/845] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 23:46:37 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[04/10/23 01:34:21] bananaboat [1/845] has come upon nowz [452/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:34 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/10/23 15:33:52] \dev\ice and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/23 16:17:17] bananaboat [324/979] has challenged Berserker [259/490] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:43:52 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/11/23 10:27:59] bananaboat met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:12:53 from level 77.
[04/12/23 15:57:10] bananaboat died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:09:33 from level 77.
[04/13/23 06:00:40] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:08:34 towards level 77.
[04/13/23 06:59:24] bananaboat [877/979] has come upon TheSilentLink [675/873] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:06:23 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/14/23 10:38:10] Crazycatlady [711/775] has come upon bananaboat [309/979] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:17:34 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[04/14/23 18:51:55] bananaboat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:39:43 towards level 77.
[04/15/23 03:29:08] gusto, bananaboat, and dyvonna [562/2642] have team battled idlegood, yNos, and ZOTTA [1491/2157] and lost! 2 days, 04:47:28 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/23 22:30:15] ZOTTA, CodeB, and bananaboat [222/2408] have team battled RussellB, SirBummelz, and kenyon [1753/2761] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/23 04:40:52] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:22:34 towards level 77.
[04/16/23 09:21:52] bananaboat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:56:20 towards level 77.
[04/17/23 05:35:29] bananaboat has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:44:33 from level 77.
[04/17/23 15:57:34] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:21:22 towards level 77.
[04/18/23 10:18:20] Daikojun [312/317] has challenged bananaboat [163/979] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:40:59 is removed from Daikojun's clock.
[04/18/23 16:48:01] bananaboat [299/979] has challenged kevkev [234/391] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:28:28 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/19/23 02:12:03] bananaboat got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:53:03 from level 77.
[04/19/23 06:01:26] Mat, CodeGeek, and bananaboat [1582/2547] have team battled jayvee, hdm, and TauPan [603/2655] and won! 0 days, 07:12:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/23 19:02:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 21 days, 16:41:19 toward level 77.
[04/20/23 04:54:49] bananaboat lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:51 from level 77.
[04/20/23 15:07:04] bananaboat, Tangles, and Bolded [1550/2691] have team battled hax404, pwae, and tswsl [240/1993] and won! 1 day, 14:24:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/23 00:18:03] Thorael and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/23 09:44:06] ice303 [197/235] has challenged bananaboat [624/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to ice303's clock.
[04/23/23 07:22:58] bananaboat [199/979] has come upon cateye [408/409] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:02:33 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/23/23 11:17:51] soltys [108/993] has come upon bananaboat [101/979] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:59:15 is removed from soltys's clock.
[04/24/23 01:33:05] bananaboat [382/979] has come upon Lord255 [541/816] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:53:28 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/24/23 20:34:29] bananaboat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:34:41 towards level 77.
[04/24/23 23:52:55] Przemek [358/457] has challenged bananaboat [945/979] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:00:15 is added to Przemek's clock.
[04/25/23 00:21:13] bananaboat [577/979] has challenged cpli [72/216] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:37:10 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/25/23 02:21:38] bananaboat [791/979] has challenged krustenkaese [55/515] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:27 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/26/23 07:33:00] bananaboat [843/979] has challenged adamus1red [665/899] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:32:45 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/27/23 20:31:51] HellSpawn [863/976] has challenged bananaboat [259/979] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:06:34 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/28/23 03:52:55] Omega, Thorael, and Koffa [1889/2446] have team battled StalkR, HellSpawn, and bananaboat [2498/2858] and lost! 0 days, 04:57:24 is added to their clocks.
[04/30/23 06:33:14] Daikojun and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/23 03:01:28] bananaboat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:20:54 towards level 78.
[05/01/23 06:59:25] bananaboat [707/979] has come upon fstrelok [342/697] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:01:25 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/02/23 13:36:04] Daikojun [237/508] has challenged bananaboat [100/979] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:10 is removed from Daikojun's clock.
[05/02/23 19:11:20] bananaboat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:14:10 towards level 78.
[05/03/23 02:59:24] idlegood, herald, and thetared [730/1619] have team battled postikana, bananaboat, and ToHellWithGA [478/2629] and won! 0 days, 00:16:47 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/23 17:10:28] bananaboat [931/979] has come upon Blohsh [44/416] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:36:07 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/05/23 09:50:29] bananaboat got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:26:56 from level 78.
[05/05/23 10:44:13] idlegood and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/23 15:37:34] bananaboat fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:22:49 from level 78.
[05/05/23 20:24:12] ChowderKeg [169/885] has come upon bananaboat [673/979] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:28:12 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[05/06/23 12:41:36] Puff, bananaboat, and pwae [264/2453] have team battled t3chn0, CodeGeek, and Arch [2521/2591] and lost! 2 days, 18:21:03 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/23 07:07:22] bananaboat [393/979] has come upon Sorin [294/586] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:57:38 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/07/23 18:35:37] thatmint, Yarosh, and yano [675/1928] have team battled bananaboat, buzel, and xbill [1012/2699] and lost! 0 days, 01:58:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/23 17:45:38] Lord255 [394/820] has come upon bananaboat [913/979] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:10:49 is added to Lord255's clock.
[05/10/23 21:51:45] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:21:46 towards level 78.
[05/12/23 10:56:03] A_Dragon [588/1120] has challenged bananaboat [541/979] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:48:58 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[05/12/23 21:46:18] bananaboat [115/979] has come upon Ankhers [576/722] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:04:35 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/13/23 11:19:17] Nuae [706/855] has come upon bananaboat [668/979] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:55:08 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[05/14/23 06:33:17] boscage [181/510] has challenged bananaboat [98/979] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:10 is removed from boscage's clock.
[05/14/23 10:00:06] Destruia, bananaboat, and dbx12 [2042/2322] have team battled jayvee, "\@_, and kinus [1393/2675] and won! 0 days, 06:52:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/23 20:59:31] bananaboat [8/979] has come upon aqsd [121/767] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:10:27 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/16/23 00:02:04] bananaboat [361/979] has come upon unicron [387/675] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:17:55 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/17/23 09:39:05] bananaboat [892/979] has come upon Daikojun [315/539] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:19:16 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/18/23 06:22:12] bananaboat [365/979] has come upon m00m00 [122/260] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:36:58 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/18/23 18:40:05] IFireflyl and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/23 13:33:42] xbill [733/1032] has challenged bananaboat [631/979] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:06:48 is removed from xbill's clock.
[05/19/23 17:24:29] medivh, particleflux, and el [1269/1486] have team battled cateye, bananaboat, and Lord255 [1265/2451] and won! 0 days, 10:55:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/23 22:35:45] bananaboat [923/979] has challenged xbill [482/1032] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:49:28 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/20/23 07:30:50] bananaboat [366/979] has come upon ToHellWithGA [42/1192] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:29:31 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/20/23 07:30:50] bananaboat has dealt ToHellWithGA a Critical Strike! 0 days, 23:54:27 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[05/20/23 21:40:04] bananaboat [133/979] has come upon SirBummelz [107/880] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:39:53 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/22/23 15:07:18] hdm, Wolf, and Nysdar [1815/2671] have team battled Chuck, Silvanus_Betrium, and bananaboat [2281/2714] and lost! 2 days, 03:38:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/23 23:16:31] bananaboat [26/979] has come upon StalkR [107/903] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:32:46 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/23/23 09:41:53] bananaboat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:21 towards level 78.
[05/23/23 16:26:55] bananaboat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:27:56 towards level 78.
[05/23/23 18:38:03] bananaboat [441/979] has come upon sam [827/969] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:43:46 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/23/23 20:32:28] tmberg stole bananaboat's level 290 pair of boots while they were sleeping! tmberg leaves their old level 49 pair of boots behind, which bananaboat then takes.
[05/24/23 05:32:10] bananaboat [646/713] has come upon pfoley [157/722] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:56:34 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/24/23 12:51:35] Przemek and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/23 19:24:32] bananaboat slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bananaboat's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/26/23 01:08:05] bananaboat [452/786] has challenged HellSpawn [231/955] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[05/26/23 01:08:11] Ankhers, vadas, and Arch [1856/2017] have team battled Sombra, bananaboat, and dwfreed [216/3226] and won! 0 days, 17:17:01 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/23 02:23:03] bananaboat [395/786] has come upon solarsparq [411/699] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 02:25:21 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/27/23 21:19:30] bananaboat [686/786] has challenged Covid-19 [744/958] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:58:24 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[05/28/23 05:10:12] Acolarh, JamCow, and elf [558/2761] have team battled arkie, Ka, and bananaboat [228/1429] and won! 1 day, 03:20:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/28/23 07:25:37] "mchonedev" [141/225] has challenged bananaboat [686/786] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to "mchonedev"'s clock.
[05/28/23 10:12:56] Khorne [834/1101] has come upon bananaboat [273/786] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 22:37:46 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[05/28/23 21:23:39] bananaboat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:10:28 towards level 79.
[05/28/23 21:45:03] bananaboat [137/786] has come upon StalkR [217/903] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:00:38 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[06/01/23 04:36:13] bananaboat [297/786] has come upon Dan [263/774] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:16:37 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/01/23 17:33:50] bananaboat got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:27:41 from level 79.
[06/01/23 18:57:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 34 days, 17:55:49 toward level 79.
[06/02/23 07:50:22] tomhek and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/23 08:07:35] CompanionCube [574/854] has come upon bananaboat [718/786] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:00:08 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[06/02/23 19:52:54] HeavyPodda, bananaboat, and Pricey [38/1982] have team battled Arch, jacob1, and megubyte [1450/2052] and lost! 1 day, 12:33:45 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/23 12:56:43] bananaboat [65/786] has challenged Tenorman [585/769] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:31:50 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[06/03/23 20:38:04] hdm, V, and laama [2173/2899] have team battled MetaNova, bananaboat, and cfjk [11/2129] and won! 3 days, 20:09:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/23 22:46:22] washclof and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/23 14:35:36] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:31:23 towards level 79.
[06/09/23 01:40:07] Affliction stole bananaboat's level 57 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! Affliction leaves their old level 37 pair of gloves behind, which bananaboat then takes.
[06/10/23 01:20:34] bananaboat [569/764] has challenged gideonstar [48/256] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:11:32 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/10/23 01:20:34] bananaboat has dealt gideonstar a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:39:09 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[06/10/23 10:12:06] bananaboat [722/764] has come upon Drin [185/891] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:34:05 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/10/23 10:35:45] alephnull, spex, and signofzeta [1638/2574] have team battled Neil, bananaboat, and ZOTTA [1328/2227] and won! 2 days, 01:37:12 is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/23 03:04:24] bananaboat saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:34:53 from level 79.
[06/13/23 06:58:12] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:58:42 towards level 79.
[06/13/23 15:47:39] bananaboat [726/764] has come upon Tangles [254/766] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:30:10 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/13/23 15:47:48] adran [1/24] has challenged bananaboat [125/764] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:40 is added to adran's clock.
[06/14/23 10:58:13] Garg [204/296] has come upon bananaboat [666/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:34:31 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/15/23 17:48:41] sam [316/969] has come upon bananaboat [609/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:13:22 is added to sam's clock.
[06/15/23 20:55:11] cornfeedhobo [569/703] has challenged bananaboat [563/776] in combat and won! 10 days, 20:44:58 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/17/23 08:38:27] bananaboat [507/776] has challenged Forud [818/997] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[06/17/23 09:39:18] bananaboat died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 06:12:53 from level 80.
[06/17/23 16:10:04] bananaboat [228/776] has come upon ukleinek [68/694] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 12:08:54 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/18/23 02:34:03] bananaboat fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:38:41 from level 80.
[06/18/23 07:06:53] tsr [187/819] has come upon bananaboat [656/776] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:00:48 is added to tsr's clock.
[06/18/23 11:52:29] Lenny_, h00k, and Theleveler [741/2281] have team battled TimWolla, bananaboat, and Ganonk [1635/2361] and lost! 1 day, 23:11:27 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/23 16:24:29] bananaboat [264/776] has challenged dbx12 [6/738] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:57:26 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/19/23 08:47:21] bananaboat learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 21:14:48 towards level 80.
[06/19/23 19:32:55] bananaboat [329/776] has challenged Forud [42/997] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:07:57 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/20/23 05:59:27] megubyte [279/665] has challenged bananaboat [577/776] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:36:01 is added to megubyte's clock.
[06/20/23 08:11:26] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:58:23 towards level 80.
[06/22/23 20:10:35] bananaboat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:05:41 towards level 80.
[06/23/23 16:55:02] t3chn0 [807/948] has challenged bananaboat [426/776] in combat and won! 12 days, 18:20:58 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[06/24/23 09:47:40] VonToutCourt, misha, and Mat [1009/2765] have team battled Kachin, yano, and bananaboat [320/2595] and won! 0 days, 12:24:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/23 01:29:28] bananaboat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:28:15 towards level 80.
[06/25/23 05:28:59] bananaboat found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:13:02 towards level 80.
[06/25/23 08:02:39] bananaboat and VonToutCourt have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/23 19:35:49] bananaboat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:11:02 towards level 80.
[06/26/23 06:49:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bananaboat with fire, slowing the heathen 13 days, 23:14:14 from level 80.
[06/27/23 21:17:27] bananaboat [334/776] has come upon pfoley [235/738] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 01:10:50 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/28/23 07:00:31] signofzeta [793/1002] has come upon bananaboat [306/776] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:43:23 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[06/29/23 17:30:02] bananaboat and CodeB have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/23 09:33:58] bananaboat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:45:24 towards level 80.
[07/02/23 15:35:36] bananaboat, Drin, and Kurenai [2486/2655] have team battled Destruia, zifnab06, and MrMagoo [726/2036] and won! 2 days, 07:14:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/23 18:28:53] bananaboat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:08:44 towards level 80.
[07/02/23 22:28:53] alexlehm and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/23 04:59:57] MetaNova, gusto, and TheSilentLink [752/2344] have team battled cfjk, bananaboat, and allo [507/2442] and won! 4 days, 09:19:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/23 07:10:02] bananaboat [53/776] has come upon Jens [310/834] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:34:15 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[07/03/23 09:45:37] elf and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/23 18:33:22] vegadark [441/786] has come upon bananaboat [663/776] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 11:49:06 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/04/23 10:09:02] mald0r0r [120/281] has challenged bananaboat [32/776] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:37:24 is removed from mald0r0r's clock.
[07/04/23 13:29:48] bananaboat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:32:06 towards level 80.
[07/05/23 13:07:32] confunctius [686/999] has come upon bananaboat [225/776] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:05:36 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[07/05/23 18:11:36] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bananaboat with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 17:00:19 from level 80.
[07/06/23 04:43:14] Covid-19 [477/935] has come upon bananaboat [267/776] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:55:31 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[07/06/23 20:43:19] bananaboat [119/776] has come upon kinus [257/778] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:20:36 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[07/07/23 03:34:41] bananaboat [307/776] has come upon Fenrik [133/1216] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:00:18 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[07/07/23 08:47:13] bananaboat was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:48:08 from level 80.
[07/07/23 15:28:24] bananaboat [94/776] has challenged Lord255 [560/743] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:21:02 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[07/08/23 11:48:53] Berserker and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/23 22:41:36] bananaboat and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/23 03:42:39] bananaboat [263/776] has come upon scumola [84/897] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:46:57 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[07/10/23 06:24:25] Przemek, bananaboat, and Nuae [838/2476] have team battled Thorael, bg, and Neil [905/2408] and lost! 1 day, 14:30:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/23 13:33:43] bananaboat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:42:21 towards level 80.
[07/15/23 03:34:05] mzumquadrat [58/102] has challenged bananaboat [585/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:24 is added to mzumquadrat's clock.
[07/15/23 06:57:40] bananaboat learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:26:17 from level 80.
[07/15/23 08:35:02] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:57:13 towards level 80.
[07/15/23 10:19:27] bananaboat stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:34:27 towards level 80.
[07/15/23 18:57:18] sam [420/972] has come upon bananaboat [517/1026] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:48:11 is added to sam's clock.
[07/16/23 03:21:19] bananaboat and CodeB have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/23 06:58:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 4 days, 01:46:55 toward level 80.
[07/16/23 07:08:42] bananaboat [881/1026] has challenged HeavyPodda [199/943] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:18:17 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[07/16/23 07:59:53] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:55 towards level 80.
[07/17/23 02:26:56] pyre [263/810] has come upon bananaboat [84/1026] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:00:12 is removed from pyre's clock.
[07/17/23 05:19:32] bananaboat got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:32:23 towards level 80.
[07/17/23 08:36:53] tswsl [133/745] has challenged bananaboat [290/1026] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:55:13 is added to tswsl's clock.
[07/18/23 01:47:03] bananaboat [302/1026] has challenged caeli [408/694] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:55:13 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[07/18/23 09:46:16] bananaboat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:24:54 towards level 81.
[07/18/23 18:08:06] bananaboat, hax404, and apb [902/2764] have team battled shikhin, Forud, and kenyon [1975/2901] and lost! 1 day, 21:18:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/23 18:04:53] bananaboat learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 12:41:19 towards level 81.
[07/20/23 01:05:05] MELOONi [82/953] has come upon bananaboat [905/1026] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:16:29 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[07/21/23 09:04:29] bananaboat sharpened the edge of their weapon! bananaboat's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/21/23 18:11:34] noex [16/495] has come upon bananaboat [417/1045] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:51:31 is added to noex's clock.
[07/23/23 00:10:51] Asara, noex, and Neil [987/2073] have team battled bananaboat, nawcom, and blabber [1227/3148] and lost! 0 days, 03:38:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/23 23:26:37] bananaboat [544/1045] has come upon ZOTTA [752/840] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:14:06 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[07/25/23 08:38:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 40 days, 17:19:27 toward level 81.
[07/25/23 20:32:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 18 days, 09:21:33 toward level 81.
[07/26/23 14:57:14] bananaboat [744/1045] has come upon gradator [431/584] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:48:59 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[07/26/23 16:42:26] Zed_Spiker and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/23 02:33:30] bananaboat found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:08 towards level 81.
[07/27/23 04:14:55] Covid-19 [123/935] has come upon bananaboat [731/1045] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:59:23 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[07/28/23 05:18:56] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:56:33 towards level 81.
[07/30/23 06:59:40] bananaboat left their weapon out in the rain to rust! bananaboat's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/31/23 08:29:52] d4n13L [442/607] has challenged bananaboat [77/1023] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:17:04 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[07/31/23 13:45:38] bananaboat [985/1048] has challenged style [552/590] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:10:43 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[07/31/23 15:31:27] bobvador [694/1077] has challenged bananaboat [479/1048] in combat and won! 11 days, 03:08:57 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[07/31/23 19:32:24] signofzeta [317/1019] has challenged bananaboat [36/1048] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:59:24 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[08/02/23 07:14:12] bananaboat got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:17:09 towards level 82.
[08/02/23 08:10:13] DrinkyBird [1156/1269] has come upon bananaboat [130/1048] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:11:23 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[08/02/23 08:32:06] bananaboat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:19:16 towards level 82.
[08/02/23 08:41:04] brycec [1283/1309] has challenged bananaboat [675/1048] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:36:26 is removed from brycec's clock.
[08/03/23 21:50:05] bookworm [59/685] has challenged bananaboat [335/1048] in combat and lost! 13 days, 09:28:47 is added to bookworm's clock.
[08/03/23 23:36:37] bananaboat got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:58:50 towards level 82.
[08/04/23 07:50:31] Bolded and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/23 08:22:15] ion [626/891] has come upon bananaboat [176/1048] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:36:11 is removed from ion's clock.
[08/05/23 02:57:04] buzel [266/647] has challenged bananaboat [945/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:25 is added to buzel's clock.
[08/05/23 16:34:22] gradator, bananaboat, and gildarts [2456/2518] have team battled io, ChowderKeg, and jaxson [21/2481] and won! 1 day, 22:55:41 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/23 00:01:41] GRIZZLYMAN, Daikojun, and bananaboat [2116/2298] have team battled Centrixx, fork, and ChowderKeg [2123/2226] and lost! 2 days, 16:42:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/23 22:50:14] bananaboat [946/1048] has come upon Reilly [156/890] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 22:16:23 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/08/23 02:58:58] bananaboat [1034/1048] has come upon talisein [462/617] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 08:03:43 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/09/23 07:44:38] bananaboat met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:45:25 from level 82.
[08/11/23 17:34:16] heisenbug [568/751] has challenged bananaboat [95/1048] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:20:30 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[08/11/23 18:11:57] bsleep, CornFly, and Bolded [3021/3252] have team battled nathan, Minus, and bananaboat [2283/2319] and won! 0 days, 05:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/23 02:12:29] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:01:06 towards level 82.
[08/14/23 06:44:24] bananaboat [899/1048] has come upon gradator [6/597] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:09:52 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/14/23 08:12:56] bananaboat and Theleveler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/23 07:56:40] bananaboat [674/1048] has come upon idleneutral [344/644] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:00:52 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/15/23 12:55:28] kenyon [1008/1180] has challenged bananaboat [338/1048] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:28:47 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[08/17/23 13:03:54] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:39:36 towards level 82.
[08/17/23 13:19:21] bananaboat, Theleveler, and idleneutral [1271/2575] have team battled bfft, gegenschein, and Lnk [79/2588] and won! 1 day, 09:28:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/23 04:48:00] Forud, thornrag, bananaboat, and dbx12 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/19/23 05:30:53] ahmubashshir, Omega, and bananaboat [50/2731] have team battled blobdog, buzel, and Ankhers [784/1933] and lost! 0 days, 22:26:46 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/23 15:23:48] canton7 [112/871] has challenged bananaboat [253/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:40 is added to canton7's clock.
[08/20/23 17:24:12] Bluedog [851/893] has challenged bananaboat [285/1048] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:27:04 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[08/21/23 15:01:51] bananaboat and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/23 03:37:03] adamus1red [468/941] has challenged bananaboat [530/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:17:50 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[08/23/23 07:40:14] bananaboat [896/1048] has challenged d4n13L [367/626] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:37:35 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/23/23 17:35:32] ion and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/23 06:40:21] bananaboat [611/1048] has challenged rawgreaze [548/1002] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:34:56 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[08/24/23 07:04:21] bananaboat [332/1048] has come upon BastelBot [652/778] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 16:18:44 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/24/23 10:47:15] Andrio [571/655] has challenged bananaboat [573/1048] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:26:25 is added to Andrio's clock.
[08/24/23 16:48:02] Wam [103/1062] has challenged bananaboat [821/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:35:13 is added to Wam's clock.
[08/25/23 13:22:04] bananaboat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:14:38 towards level 83.
[08/25/23 15:04:21] bananaboat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:02:43 towards level 83.
[08/25/23 23:06:57] Fehu, Minus, and Wam [1460/2680] have team battled JamCow, caeli, and bananaboat [316/2722] and won! 0 days, 14:55:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/23 01:55:48] Crazycatlady [292/851] has challenged bananaboat [642/1048] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:58:04 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/27/23 19:55:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 37 days, 13:59:16 toward level 83.
[08/28/23 09:08:53] style [363/590] has challenged bananaboat [196/1048] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:25:57 is removed from style's clock.
[08/28/23 18:11:13] Nysdar [314/962] has challenged bananaboat [610/1048] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:35:01 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[08/28/23 22:49:17] bananaboat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:33:49 towards level 83.
[08/29/23 07:06:33] bananaboat [550/1048] has come upon sky [561/941] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:18:00 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/30/23 23:45:02] bananaboat was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:29:35 towards level 83.
[09/01/23 16:58:10] kptr and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/23 11:35:26] _sh and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/23 18:45:19] bananaboat was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:46:35 from level 83.
[09/05/23 22:24:14] jacob1 and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/23 02:26:22] bananaboat [110/1048] has come upon drahthaar [389/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:42:48 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/08/23 00:40:49] bananaboat ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:08:42 from level 83.
[09/08/23 09:34:14] bananaboat [604/1048] has come upon nawcom [722/920] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:42:24 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/08/23 09:57:34] bananaboat [79/1048] has come upon Fenrik [947/1207] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:39:09 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/09/23 20:51:44] bananaboat bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:46:15 towards level 83.
[09/10/23 17:13:37] bananaboat [64/1048] has challenged Drkmirror [95/103] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:37:32 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/10/23 17:28:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 3 days, 23:14:13 toward level 84.
[09/11/23 15:15:34] bananaboat [934/1048] has come upon apb [753/1255] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 03:40:02 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/19/23 19:34:44] _sh, Gangsterish, and ahmubashshir [295/2456] have team battled bananaboat, damyan, and Chuck [282/2528] and won! 1 day, 00:21:19 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/23 13:24:55] bananaboat [846/1048] has challenged gildarts [624/873] in combat and won! 11 days, 19:58:46 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/20/23 23:27:21] Cirdan [757/1048] has challenged bananaboat [397/1048] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:09:35 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[09/21/23 09:45:57] bananaboat got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 07:20:00 from level 84.
[09/21/23 12:29:42] muirrum, idlegood, and kptr [1059/1976] have team battled decktard01, bananaboat, and t3chn0 [534/2176] and won! 2 days, 05:31:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/23 18:30:33] yano and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/23 12:46:10] bananaboat [651/1048] has come upon Koffa [302/937] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:38:37 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/23/23 13:42:13] mordac [486/660] has challenged bananaboat [627/1048] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:52:47 is added to mordac's clock.
[09/25/23 19:32:21] bananaboat [332/1048] has come upon blabber [271/1151] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 14:31:00 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/26/23 20:42:08] bananaboat found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:10:33 towards level 84.
[09/27/23 05:38:36] laama and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/23 16:16:18] Khorne, bananaboat, and scumola [212/2925] have team battled slim, adamus1red, and Bolded [1244/2914] and lost! 4 days, 16:37:59 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/23 16:47:35] bananaboat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:49:30 towards level 84.
[09/27/23 18:40:19] bananaboat [707/1048] has come upon Nuae [251/886] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:33:15 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[09/28/23 15:14:27] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:27:33 towards level 84.
[09/29/23 21:38:58] tomhek and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/23 03:45:06] bananaboat [274/1048] has challenged scumola [506/665] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:55:06 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[09/30/23 10:46:44] Matthew [165/607] has challenged bananaboat [976/1048] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:58:10 is added to Matthew's clock.
[09/30/23 17:41:00] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:09:01 towards level 84.
[10/01/23 01:19:04] bananaboat [160/1048] has come upon Kody [152/438] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:20:19 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/01/23 04:42:59] bananaboat was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:55:55 from level 84.
[10/01/23 19:10:00] bananaboat got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:22:33 towards level 84.
[10/02/23 01:55:39] Tabmow [477/924] has challenged bananaboat [101/1048] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:33:40 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[10/02/23 15:28:58] Acolarh, hdm, and RussellB [1316/2781] have team battled VonToutCourt, ChowderKeg, and bananaboat [430/3217] and won! 0 days, 05:53:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/23 07:41:40] bananaboat [969/1048] has come upon BastelBot [780/784] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:50:44 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/04/23 08:08:20] Lnk [477/663] has challenged bananaboat [843/1048] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:33:55 is added to Lnk's clock.
[10/04/23 12:04:00] idlegood and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/23 00:32:54] bananaboat got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:08 towards level 84.
[10/05/23 03:12:54] bfft [664/926] has challenged bananaboat [505/1048] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:49:59 is removed from bfft's clock.
[10/06/23 06:19:18] bananaboat [468/1048] has challenged Wam [677/1082] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:52 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[10/06/23 21:35:26] bananaboat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:16 towards level 84.
[10/10/23 02:17:56] adamus1red, OobSaco, thornrag, and bananaboat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/10/23 05:07:20] bananaboat [752/1053] has come upon TimWolla [627/1058] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:04:55 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/11/23 19:02:59] bananaboat [497/1053] has challenged Destruia [310/749] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:47:09 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/12/23 05:54:44] ahmubashshir, bananaboat, and yano [274/2604] have team battled Drkmirror, Tabmow, and Kat [1566/1671] and lost! 3 days, 09:47:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/23 02:41:53] allo and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/23 11:51:59] bananaboat [120/1053] has come upon Kurenai [733/1003] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:41:57 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[10/13/23 14:29:50] pfoley, MetaNova, EddieT137, and bananaboat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/14/23 12:31:03] pyre and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/23 08:04:39] Kurenai, MetaNova, and particleflux [1639/2161] have team battled bananaboat, talisein, and gendish [2001/2154] and lost! 1 day, 09:55:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/23 14:32:05] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:00:16 towards level 85.
[10/16/23 16:00:21] t3chn0, Tabmow, and bananaboat [933/3012] have team battled blabber, Sario, and Nuae [1413/2800] and lost! 1 day, 21:54:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/23 17:56:03] happymeal, Bolded, and Susumurata [1257/2223] have team battled hax404, bananaboat, and jacob1 [562/2483] and won! 1 day, 13:34:58 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/23 02:32:06] bananaboat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:32:51 towards level 85.
[10/17/23 15:16:05] bananaboat [346/1053] has come upon Khorne [1195/1212] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 08:36:01 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[10/18/23 11:28:31] Cirdan [281/1052] has challenged bananaboat [50/1053] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:03:50 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[10/19/23 11:02:08] dwfreed, bananaboat, and allo [1086/3128] have team battled TheSilentLink, Khorne, and TimeWarp [667/2979] and won! 2 days, 09:29:41 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/23 19:20:46] drahthaar, particleflux, and Thorael [602/2077] have team battled alephnull, bananaboat, and ColonelPanic001 [601/2278] and won! 1 day, 00:26:17 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/23 23:45:54] bananaboat [909/1053] has come upon talisein [237/660] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:12:37 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/22/23 02:42:22] bananaboat bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:49:08 towards level 85.
[10/25/23 01:35:32] Nysdar and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/23 10:27:30] anarcat [304/1258] has come upon bananaboat [844/1053] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:07:03 is added to anarcat's clock.
[10/26/23 16:13:45] bananaboat [428/1053] has come upon Zaratustra [138/796] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:48:35 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/27/23 13:24:35] Lenny_ [2/1066] has challenged bananaboat [845/1053] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:44:16 is added to Lenny_'s clock.
[10/28/23 01:41:57] psycho, u4ia, and ter0 [563/1418] have team battled JigmeDatse, bananaboat, and TheSilentLink [1511/2885] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:27 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/23 18:21:09] bananaboat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:26:30 towards level 85.
[10/29/23 15:36:37] bananaboat [839/1053] has come upon thatmint [185/650] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:18:28 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/29/23 21:42:57] bananaboat and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/23 08:29:23] gradator, Russell, and cornfeedhobo [1325/2405] have team battled bananaboat, Kurenai, and jacob1 [1949/2960] and lost! 2 days, 16:50:24 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/23 08:57:44] fstrelok, Kritzefitz, and slim [657/3028] have team battled tmberg, tsr, and bananaboat [1599/3046] and lost! 0 days, 23:46:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/23 11:38:25] bananaboat invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:59:31 towards level 85.
[10/30/23 19:25:57] bananaboat was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:25:25 from level 85.
[10/30/23 23:34:57] bananaboat [666/1053] has come upon gendish [377/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:49:17 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[10/31/23 17:16:25] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:16:11 towards level 85.
[10/31/23 20:10:37] yano, sparogy, and gusto [110/2191] have team battled GilbertErik, bananaboat, and StalkR [2313/2873] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/23 21:49:52] bananaboat [214/1063] has challenged scornn [289/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:48:49 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/01/23 02:05:05] Tenorman [596/793] has challenged bananaboat [775/1063] in combat and lost! 7 days, 13:57:50 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[11/01/23 05:44:05] bananaboat hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:25:38 towards level 85.
[11/02/23 23:03:07] thatmint, zbe, and vectr0n [1327/2595] have team battled Nysdar, Aksej, and bananaboat [1042/2895] and won! 0 days, 06:22:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/23 07:30:36] bananaboat [523/1063] has come upon eroc1990 [577/806] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:13 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/03/23 09:04:24] bananaboat [130/1063] has challenged Theleveler [278/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:50:33 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/03/23 11:33:35] bananaboat has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:40:27 from level 85.
[11/03/23 12:59:05] bananaboat was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:34:46 towards level 85.
[11/03/23 19:06:50] bananaboat [1030/1063] has challenged MetaNova [305/646] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:26:37 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/05/23 10:45:29] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:10 towards level 85.
[11/06/23 10:20:01] bananaboat [768/1063] has challenged Bolded [707/1006] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:06:21 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/06/23 20:25:28] _sh and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/23 00:46:37] bananaboat and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/23 00:06:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 34 days, 18:47:54 toward level 86.
[11/09/23 00:09:02] bananaboat discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:45:02 towards level 86.
[11/11/23 16:03:30] sco1 [1/4] has challenged bananaboat [653/1063] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:36 is added to sco1's clock.
[11/11/23 21:30:03] bananaboat [173/1063] has come upon particleflux [58/519] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:10:04 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[11/12/23 03:22:52] bananaboat tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:02:35 towards level 86.
[11/12/23 12:41:55] Forud, dyvonna, and Wolf [2085/2874] have team battled tass, ion, and bananaboat [364/2695] and won! 4 days, 17:42:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/23 15:04:52] DontEvenPeek [480/878] has challenged bananaboat [197/1063] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:08:52 is removed from DontEvenPeek's clock.
[12/22/23 07:16:39] bananaboat [983/1063] has come upon drahthaar [582/917] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:52:13 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/23/23 20:28:33] bananaboat [1012/1063] has come upon Thorael [124/653] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:52:11 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/24/23 07:16:20] bananaboat EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:32:43 from level 86.
[12/24/23 16:21:33] bananaboat [371/1063] has challenged BlueJay [69/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:43:54 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/24/23 17:00:12] bananaboat was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:05:01 from level 86.
[12/25/23 03:01:23] Zaratustra and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/23 06:37:17] Susumurata, MetaNova, and sco1 [16/1823] have team battled kptr, MadMan, and bananaboat [449/2230] and lost! 0 days, 07:38:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/23 15:39:14] jacquesssss [109/421] has challenged bananaboat [358/1063] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:00:57 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[12/27/23 16:13:48] BlueJay and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/23 17:12:10] bananaboat [932/1063] has come upon DividedByZero [328/455] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:28:16 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/27/23 21:06:16] bananaboat [18/1063] has come upon Garg [290/577] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:52:35 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/28/23 17:58:49] bananaboat [252/1063] has come upon Affliction [58/1025] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:17:29 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/29/23 14:07:02] bananaboat [1/1063] has come upon GilbertErik [71/812] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:10 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/29/23 19:41:10] bananaboat [11/1063] has challenged GilbertErik [435/812] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:14:12 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/30/23 16:22:39] bananaboat, Notir, and TimeWarp [2580/2918] have team battled nathan, signofzeta, and sco1 [2164/2344] and won! 1 day, 05:08:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/23 22:30:55] bananaboat [959/1063] has come upon Nysdar [813/1145] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 16:30:38 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/31/23 14:29:45] bananaboat was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:20:55 towards level 87.
[01/01/24 07:17:16] bananaboat [132/1063] has come upon tswsl [513/661] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:28:13 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/01/24 12:54:55] bananaboat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 10:42:27 from level 87.
[01/01/24 18:08:28] bt [188/223] has challenged bananaboat [1030/1063] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:56:53 is added to bt's clock.
[01/01/24 21:00:18] bananaboat, Ungoliant, and ZOTTA [2921/3117] have team battled yano, bookworm, and Nysdar [2075/2874] and won! 6 days, 00:50:59 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/24 23:40:50] bananaboat [452/1063] has come upon GRIZZLYMAN [381/714] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 01:20:27 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/02/24 22:48:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bananaboat with fire, slowing the heathen 22 days, 16:50:53 from level 87.
[01/03/24 07:36:08] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:57:42 towards level 87.
[01/03/24 14:03:46] bananaboat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:07:08 from level 87.
[01/04/24 13:31:44] rawgreaze [758/1136] has come upon bananaboat [131/1063] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:07:39 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[01/04/24 21:45:46] bananaboat [948/1063] has challenged gusto [715/840] in combat and won! 13 days, 10:38:34 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/05/24 17:56:59] bananaboat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 23:22:07 from level 87.
[01/06/24 00:57:11] bananaboat was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 08:23:01 from level 87.
[01/07/24 03:36:32] bananaboat [246/1063] has come upon Luca [505/575] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 15:30:16 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/07/24 16:41:29] EddieT137 [800/1091] has challenged bananaboat [1035/1063] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:29:02 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[01/08/24 04:16:25] jayvee, JigmeDatse, and KindOne [1397/1930] have team battled bananaboat, apb, and d4n13L [1174/2959] and won! 1 day, 10:49:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/24 04:19:23] bananaboat [703/1063] has come upon Fenrik [608/1227] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 01:18:51 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/08/24 12:39:00] bananaboat was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:28:18 from level 87.
[01/08/24 18:42:14] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 02:12:06 towards level 87.
[01/09/24 03:38:18] sky and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/24 18:38:49] Fehu [196/609] has come upon bananaboat [971/1063] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 00:06:45 is added to Fehu's clock.
[01/09/24 19:35:24] bananaboat found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:01:34 towards level 87.
[01/10/24 04:24:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 5 days, 22:20:36 toward level 87.
[01/10/24 09:20:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 30 days, 02:27:31 toward level 87.
[01/10/24 11:22:16] ahmubashshir [556/580] has challenged bananaboat [718/1063] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:01:45 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[01/11/24 02:30:47] alephnull [648/803] has come upon bananaboat [179/1063] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:47:47 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[01/12/24 21:42:45] bananaboat [539/1063] has come upon freeboson [151/1037] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:47:06 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/13/24 22:42:54] bananaboat [872/1063] has challenged dyvonna [341/948] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:33:58 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/13/24 23:04:36] bsleep [377/1353] has challenged bananaboat [482/1063] in combat and lost! 8 days, 13:00:14 is added to bsleep's clock.
[01/14/24 06:02:58] VonToutCourt [78/1391] has come upon bananaboat [304/1063] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:45:26 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[01/14/24 15:12:50] Daikojun and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/24 18:53:22] gradator and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/14/24 20:48:11] bananaboat [428/1063] has challenged bt [234/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:46:07 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/14/24 21:57:12] bananaboat was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:17:04 towards level 87.
[01/15/24 01:06:05] Drin, Cirdan, and buyoq [18/3105] have team battled Ancalagon, bananaboat, and Cockatrice [544/2588] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/15/24 05:37:00] mordac and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/24 07:30:16] Butch [99/158] has challenged bananaboat [35/1063] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:51 is removed from Butch's clock.
[01/15/24 21:32:51] ion and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/24 00:39:19] muirrum, GRIZZLYMAN, and Garg [1389/1897] have team battled happymeal, bananaboat, and bsleep [2640/2907] and lost! 0 days, 13:30:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/24 09:56:07] bananaboat [89/1063] has come upon DividedByZero [409/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:06:34 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/17/24 20:10:34] bananaboat [61/1063] has come upon JackyB [462/847] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:43:54 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/18/24 00:10:43] bananaboat caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:15:51 towards level 87.
[01/18/24 03:37:36] bananaboat [38/1063] has come upon KindOne [247/470] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:33:33 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/19/24 17:57:55] bananaboat [897/1063] has come upon pfoley [991/1073] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:10:52 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/20/24 06:57:32] bananaboat [1080/1093] has challenged shikhin [315/946] in combat and won! 16 days, 10:02:13 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/20/24 09:28:31] bananaboat discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:58:53 towards level 88.
[01/21/24 21:21:50] bananaboat sharpened the edge of their weapon! bananaboat's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/22/24 12:16:34] alexlehm, Koffa, and bananaboat [58/2947] have team battled Tangles, Lord255, and gendish [68/2021] and lost! 1 day, 10:34:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/24 13:55:00] bananaboat [720/1112] has come upon tomhek [1026/1223] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:32:13 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/22/24 17:47:24] bananaboat was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:22:15 towards level 88.
[01/24/24 10:44:58] Minus [652/1008] has challenged bananaboat [951/1112] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:47:14 is added to Minus's clock.
[01/25/24 18:39:39] dodecahedron [238/516] has come upon bananaboat [832/1120] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:41:57 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[01/26/24 04:03:16] bananaboat grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:21:36 towards level 88.
[01/30/24 00:17:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bananaboat 21 days, 18:25:55 toward level 88.
[01/30/24 01:19:30] bananaboat [218/1120] has challenged TimeWarp [503/807] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:29:37 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/31/24 14:10:34] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:04:29 towards level 88.
[01/31/24 16:23:36] bananaboat [485/1120] has come upon jaxson [597/893] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:43:43 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[01/31/24 23:20:08] bananaboat [821/1120] has come upon zifnab06 [604/661] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:06:48 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/01/24 00:28:19] Cirdan, shikhin, and bananaboat [2620/3130] have team battled Xenthys, CaptainS122, and Bolded [2062/2172] and won! 3 days, 19:51:23 is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/24 01:22:08] bananaboat died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:31:32 from level 88.
[02/02/24 18:22:11] bananaboat bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:04:32 from level 88.
[02/03/24 01:43:22] bananaboat spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! bananaboat's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/03/24 08:21:48] bananaboat [867/1109] has come upon idleevil [495/919] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:51:43 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/03/24 21:49:27] sco1 [264/542] has challenged bananaboat [856/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:04:36 is added to sco1's clock.
[02/03/24 22:21:29] Xenthys [18/896] has come upon bananaboat [316/1109] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 22:56:38 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[02/04/24 23:44:38] DividedByZero, bananaboat, and Soulwhisper [1253/1921] have team battled Techman, VonToutCourt, and adamus1red [2867/3414] and lost! 0 days, 03:14:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/24 09:58:12] bananaboat [1051/1109] has challenged DontEvenPeek [318/944] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:13:58 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[02/05/24 09:58:12] bananaboat has dealt DontEvenPeek a Critical Strike! 1 day, 20:07:49 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[04/07/24 01:29:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bananaboat with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 21:28:13 from level 88.
[04/07/24 04:09:01] Brocker [6/776] has challenged bananaboat [908/1109] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:09:37 is added to Brocker's clock.
[04/10/24 01:51:29] csc2ya [327/841] has come upon bananaboat [839/1109] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:37:34 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[04/10/24 03:10:59] jayvee and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/24 20:22:26] "\@_, bananaboat, and CodeGeek [2087/3254] have team battled Notir, TimWolla, and Gorek [1820/3189] and won! 0 days, 06:32:52 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/24 13:47:48] bananaboat [175/1109] has come upon slim [443/1071] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:35 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/14/24 08:46:14] jra, Khorne, and jacob1 [689/2122] have team battled gusto, bananaboat, and pastly [840/2576] and lost! 0 days, 05:27:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/24 09:40:53] bananaboat fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! bananaboat's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/16/24 07:00:17] bananaboat [731/1098] has challenged OobSaco [570/711] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:03:04 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/16/24 12:10:13] bananaboat [738/1098] has challenged Puff [644/680] in combat and won! 13 days, 13:49:48 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/17/24 04:03:12] freeboson, bananaboat, and gildarts [1782/2962] have team battled buzel, Techman, and idleneutral [746/2335] and won! 10 days, 17:29:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/24 08:21:36] bananaboat gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:16:55 towards level 89.
[04/17/24 12:15:09] OobSaco stole bananaboat's level 116 amulet while they were sleeping! OobSaco leaves their old level 42 amulet behind, which bananaboat then takes.
[04/17/24 14:44:23] BlueJay and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/24 17:25:25] freeboson, muirrum, and bananaboat [1152/2677] have team battled dxrt, gideonstar, and signofzeta [2281/2511] and lost! 1 day, 16:37:43 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/24 05:19:33] DontEvenPeek, Drin, and Zaratustra [998/2652] have team battled OobSaco, Paganel, and bananaboat [1461/2589] and lost! 1 day, 17:03:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/24 21:29:53] bananaboat and Mat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/24 09:40:47] Kurenai [177/1043] has challenged bananaboat [185/1017] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:30:54 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[04/21/24 23:20:30] gradator and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/24 07:46:36] bananaboat [127/1017] has challenged Puff [161/680] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:01:28 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/22/24 17:04:16] bananaboat [331/1026] has come upon Daikojun [146/697] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:31:12 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/23/24 01:50:14] catte and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/24 13:24:21] jra [402/404] has challenged bananaboat [14/1026] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:06:29 is removed from jra's clock.
[04/23/24 17:14:27] Voras [6/8] has challenged bananaboat [574/1026] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:52 is added to Voras's clock.
[04/24/24 17:22:12] bananaboat, Pinkman, and Kurenai [755/3024] have team battled IFireflyl, n0ssh, and popey [2114/2478] and lost! 6 days, 01:03:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/25/24 04:04:43] bananaboat [768/1026] has challenged dxrt [157/365] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:21:23 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/27/24 18:15:24] bananaboat lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:37:45 from level 89.
[04/28/24 12:34:25] bananaboat [770/1026] has come upon gegenschein [152/745] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:53:55 is removed from bananaboat's clock.