Player Info
User: cfjk
Class: cfjk
Admin?: No
Level: 86
Next level: 12 days, 07:46:43
Status: Online
Host: cfjk!~cfjk@user/meow/cfjk
Account Created: Sun Aug 29 23:42:54 2021
Last login: Thu Nov 7 02:22:32 2024
Total time idled: 1099 days, 16:02:34
Current position: [6,159]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]
Map
Items
amulet: 113 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 261 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 30
gloves: 76
helm: 55 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 49
ring: 61 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 72
tunic: 94 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 181 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]
sum: 992
Penalties
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 8 days, 18:38:11
quit: 105 days, 05:22:06
total: 114 days, 00:00:17
Character Modifiers
[08/30/21 04:52:53] cfjk [0/1] has challenged Sherpard2 [601/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/30/21 05:18:46] cfjk [3/6] has challenged blackroot [177/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/30/21 07:40:03] cfjk [31/40] has challenged scornn [81/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/30/21 10:55:23] cfjk [12/81] has challenged Covid-19 [285/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/30/21 15:32:10] iiriix [117/380] has challenged cfjk [51/131] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:26:58 is removed from iiriix's clock.
[08/31/21 22:24:33] cfjk [156/214] has challenged Angelina [207/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/01/21 05:41:53] cfjk [153/235] has challenged mordac [75/433] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:53 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/01/21 12:39:10] cfjk [49/235] has challenged xbill [315/636] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/01/21 19:14:01] SCSi, cfjk, and crysis [621/1175] have team battled Lenny_, Theleveler, and Notir [316/1309] and won! 0 days, 00:38:44 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/21 20:02:51] twobit [1/184] has challenged cfjk [95/235] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to twobit's clock.
[09/01/21 21:48:58] cfjk [5/235] has challenged KindOne [29/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/02/21 02:57:48] Silvanus_Betrium, Plato, and cfjk [541/1055] have team battled Misza, zbe, and texke [292/1695] and won! 0 days, 00:39:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/21 08:31:44] cfjk [128/247] has challenged psycho [27/361] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:24 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/02/21 19:30:26] cfjk [37/247] has challenged soltys [312/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/02/21 22:17:54] cfjk got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:34 towards level 31.
[09/03/21 09:56:27] cfjk [255/260] has challenged golgy [404/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/03/21 13:22:08] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:00:11 towards level 32.
[09/03/21 20:06:42] Alys [7/214] has challenged cfjk [93/260] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Alys's clock.
[09/04/21 02:41:51] cfjk [18/286] has challenged d4n13L [65/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/04/21 23:17:55] cfjk [39/290] has challenged Asara [12/424] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:12 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/05/21 16:02:24] cfjk [247/290] has come upon Pricey [85/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:20:58 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/05/21 18:22:46] cfjk [263/290] has challenged Destruia [222/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:06:31 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/06/21 07:46:37] Pingerfowder, ukleinek, and Koffa [52/1286] have team battled nya, cfjk, and "\@_ [75/1498] and lost! 0 days, 05:54:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/21 17:10:40] cfjk [37/290] has challenged Notir [8/480] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:36:22 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/06/21 20:11:37] cfjk died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:06:31 from level 36.
[09/07/21 15:41:50] dwfreed [0/873] has challenged cfjk [183/290] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[09/07/21 21:46:07] cfjk [29/290] has challenged Vroomfondel [65/413] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/08/21 05:53:26] cfjk [68/290] has come upon Ankhers [172/562] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:02:33 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/08/21 12:08:38] cfjk [106/290] has come upon Techman [538/724] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:44:52 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/08/21 14:05:52] cfjk [188/290] has come upon nyuszika7h [202/620] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:44:00 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/09/21 10:45:15] heisenbug [416/584] has challenged cfjk [243/290] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:22:32 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[09/09/21 15:13:54] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:05 towards level 37.
[09/09/21 16:31:29] cfjk [286/290] has challenged Wolf [296/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/11/21 06:14:00] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:36:42 towards level 38.
[09/11/21 11:10:56] cfjk [307/326] has challenged shikhin [122/481] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:05:53 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/13/21 16:41:48] cfjk [170/363] has challenged Gorek [335/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/14/21 07:50:02] crank, Mlajzuk, and TimWolla [279/1716] have team battled Puff, Togra, and cfjk [1592/1597] and lost! 0 days, 13:51:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/21 11:34:15] anarcat [277/757] has challenged cfjk [179/363] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:07:00 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[09/14/21 13:56:51] coding_monk, cfjk, and bananaboat [452/1114] have team battled dave, Vroomfondel, and crank [1095/1725] and lost! 0 days, 01:17:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/21 02:51:01] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:27 towards level 40.
[09/16/21 04:15:38] cfjk [338/363] has challenged pandakekok [115/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/17/21 10:45:13] cfjk met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:18:41 from level 41.
[09/17/21 13:57:04] drahthaar, bananaboat, and cfjk [1049/1228] have team battled _sh, starlink, and Alys [1126/1288] and lost! 0 days, 04:57:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/21 08:38:02] cfjk [19/363] has come upon Quack [477/487] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:46:31 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/18/21 20:29:04] cfjk [120/380] has challenged elf [268/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/20/21 19:29:33] t3chn0 [244/538] has come upon cfjk [245/380] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:16:29 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[09/22/21 02:49:46] cfjk [259/380] has challenged canton7 [296/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/22/21 16:44:40] Majak, Notir, and cfjk [374/1351] have team battled pwae, Puff, and meskio [1203/1504] and lost! 0 days, 15:23:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/21 18:47:23] anarcat [424/757] has come upon cfjk [224/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:46:12 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[09/25/21 09:40:35] cfjk [100/380] has come upon kiska [34/513] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:01:07 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/25/21 11:04:17] Paperclip [617/622] has come upon cfjk [21/380] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:52:09 is removed from Paperclip's clock.
[09/26/21 05:19:29] d4n13L [321/411] has come upon cfjk [137/380] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:01:38 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[09/26/21 08:20:01] cfjk [335/380] has come upon laama [296/616] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:13:56 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/26/21 09:53:20] cfjk [83/384] has challenged shikhin [476/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/26/21 10:27:52] cfjk lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:29:04 from level 44.
[09/26/21 15:12:55] simple, kenyon, and The_Decryptor [1328/2243] have team battled cfjk, eising, and A_Dragon [613/1820] and won! 1 day, 16:34:40 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/21 12:19:43] Oblomov [260/487] has come upon cfjk [28/384] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:04:12 is removed from Oblomov's clock.
[10/01/21 02:55:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 0 days, 03:51:25 toward level 44.
[10/01/21 13:54:15] cfjk [217/384] has challenged bagels [248/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/02/21 04:11:31] gegenschein, Algernon, and cfjk [585/1169] have team battled cryptolightning, Abe, and Ancalagon [416/1435] and won! 0 days, 00:27:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/21 04:27:07] cfjk [36/384] has come upon damyan [119/416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:30:34 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/02/21 07:17:03] cfjk [323/384] has come upon washclof [475/833] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:50:12 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/03/21 13:24:18] Lnk [499/914] has challenged cfjk [338/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:37:46 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[10/03/21 13:45:04] AlexS, zifnab06, and cfjk [59/1087] have team battled crank, Lord255, and Chuck [1379/1608] and lost! 0 days, 02:24:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/21 20:59:49] cfjk got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:39:09 from level 45.
[10/07/21 13:10:34] cfjk [23/378] has challenged buzzzzz [429/563] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/08/21 09:16:11] ChowderKeg [134/660] has come upon cfjk [170/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:50:44 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[10/08/21 11:48:00] cfjk [286/378] has challenged pwae [231/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:30:00 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[10/08/21 11:48:00] cfjk has dealt pwae a Critical Strike! 2 days, 17:00:43 is added to pwae's clock.
[10/08/21 14:05:01] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:04 from level 46.
[10/08/21 20:00:53] cfjk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:17:16 from level 46.
[10/10/21 12:57:43] cfjk [103/378] has challenged spex [506/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:06:25 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/11/21 06:01:12] cfjk [299/378] has challenged misha [106/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:55:51 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[10/12/21 11:05:11] Lenny_, Affliction, and cfjk [692/1291] have team battled golgy, damyan, and style [224/1412] and won! 0 days, 04:48:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/21 19:56:20] Notir, cfjk, and zbe [646/1524] have team battled Iines, postikana, and Drin [761/1898] and lost! 0 days, 02:04:15 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/21 02:27:52] Silvanus_Betrium [532/641] has come upon cfjk [22/378] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:45:42 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[10/13/21 08:24:02] cfjk [89/378] has challenged nya [151/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/13/21 17:01:06] cfjk [265/378] has challenged NorthCore [9/87] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:55:16 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[10/16/21 01:41:17] Centrixx [36/508] has come upon cfjk [265/378] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:02:06 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[10/16/21 06:20:55] Syloq, Kritzefitz, and RussellB [1527/1966] have team battled cfjk, GyrosGeier, and Sorin [84/1642] and won! 0 days, 05:21:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/21 08:19:09] cfjk [0/378] has challenged bananaboat [180/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:44 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/18/21 01:51:32] Platonides, gegenschein, and jjasghar [516/1547] have team battled misha, cfjk, and Forud [618/1633] and lost! 0 days, 01:42:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/21 08:59:50] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:23 towards level 47.
[10/19/21 20:08:01] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:55 towards level 47.
[10/19/21 21:13:23] cfjk [372/378] has challenged BUSY [355/395] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:27 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[10/20/21 19:50:42] cfjk lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:04:42 from level 48.
[10/22/21 02:48:33] buzel [446/735] has challenged cfjk [126/378] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:37:32 is removed from buzel's clock.
[10/22/21 22:46:20] cfjk [261/378] has challenged Reilly [384/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:16:31 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/23/21 08:48:06] theZoMBiE [36/275] has challenged cfjk [30/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:04 is removed from theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/23/21 23:43:26] cfjk [13/378] has come upon Way [32/740] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:02:17 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/24/21 12:34:44] pants [291/606] has come upon cfjk [102/378] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:01:09 is removed from pants's clock.
[10/25/21 22:00:40] cfjk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:45:37 from level 48.
[10/26/21 22:50:29] cfjk, meti, and Disruptor [377/1608] have team battled Wolf, RussellB, and Vroomfondel [658/1843] and lost! 0 days, 04:47:16 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/21 22:58:51] cfjk learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:42:54 towards level 48.
[10/27/21 10:19:11] cfjk [128/378] has come upon buzel [486/753] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:33 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/27/21 11:16:09] cfjk learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:27 towards level 48.
[10/27/21 15:42:27] cfjk got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:05:45 towards level 48.
[10/28/21 00:34:29] cfjk [63/398] has challenged MetaNova [227/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:33:17 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/28/21 01:29:15] Way, PiotrekD, and Puff [1738/2041] have team battled Yuhno, cfjk, and laama [824/1424] and won! 0 days, 04:44:25 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/21 12:41:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 5 days, 01:47:34 toward level 49.
[10/29/21 17:20:06] VonToutCourt [585/651] has challenged cfjk [60/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:21 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[10/30/21 07:23:04] cfjk [70/398] has challenged Way [441/741] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:16:55 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/30/21 07:48:06] Russell [48/858] has come upon cfjk [245/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:09:06 is added to Russell's clock.
[10/30/21 19:25:32] cfjk [245/398] has challenged zifnab06 [86/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:11:38 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[10/31/21 02:17:36] A_Dragon [502/604] has come upon cfjk [9/398] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:04:58 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[11/01/21 05:21:32] cfjk [352/398] has challenged fattrat [449/487] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/01/21 11:29:14] cfjk got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:18:43 towards level 50.
[11/02/21 17:14:08] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:46:01 towards level 50.
[11/03/21 00:28:03] kiska, shikhin, and cfjk [1173/1435] have team battled laama, Sherpard2, and AlexS [832/1749] and won! 1 day, 01:25:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/21 13:11:55] Psilocybe, Destruia, and gradator [195/1620] have team battled buZz, megubyte, and cfjk [919/1402] and lost! 1 day, 02:20:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/21 06:47:33] cfjk [89/398] has challenged Plato [301/502] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:47:28 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/05/21 18:50:40] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:57 towards level 50.
[11/06/21 10:58:20] pwae [193/423] has challenged cfjk [262/398] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:54:54 is added to pwae's clock.
[11/07/21 02:13:50] scumola [130/441] has come upon cfjk [309/398] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:46:36 is added to scumola's clock.
[11/07/21 06:39:22] misha [380/420] has come upon cfjk [134/398] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:54:32 is removed from misha's clock.
[11/08/21 03:51:19] jayvee [399/623] has come upon cfjk [150/398] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:37:43 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[11/08/21 14:12:11] cfjk [109/398] has come upon gegenschein [185/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/09/21 01:39:15] cfjk [138/472] has challenged Drin [624/753] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/09/21 17:56:04] cfjk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:20:58 from level 51.
[11/11/21 03:21:07] texke [136/424] has challenged cfjk [350/472] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:48:30 is added to texke's clock.
[11/11/21 10:09:15] cfjk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:20:36 from level 51.
[11/11/21 20:26:09] Fehu [189/462] has come upon cfjk [319/472] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:24:40 is added to Fehu's clock.
[11/12/21 03:47:09] cfjk, hax404, and omero [77/1499] have team battled Wam, Svetland, and Ancalagon [376/1843] and lost! 1 day, 16:55:31 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/21 17:29:03] Aksej [214/441] has challenged cfjk [15/472] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:29 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[11/12/21 17:29:03] Aksej has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 0 days, 17:51:49 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/13/21 14:16:45] cfjk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:22:33 from level 51.
[11/14/21 02:55:42] cfjk [260/472] has come upon Alys [375/400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:13:36 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/15/21 16:32:17] Arch [395/554] has challenged cfjk [368/472] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from Arch's clock.
[11/17/21 14:44:19] TheSilentLink, cfjk, and fattrat [772/1632] have team battled Sombra, Fehu, and Feoh [434/1383] and won! 2 days, 03:11:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/21 02:07:07] cfjk got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:12:17 from level 51.
[11/18/21 15:41:27] wesley [157/214] has challenged cfjk [446/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to wesley's clock.
[11/19/21 03:06:18] wesley [144/224] has challenged cfjk [404/472] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to wesley's clock.
[11/19/21 08:09:50] cfjk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:19:42 from level 51.
[11/19/21 13:19:29] mordac, jayvee, and cfjk [1422/1587] have team battled DrinkyBird, hiding, and MetaNova [636/1610] and won! 0 days, 16:13:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/21 15:11:16] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:43:31 from level 51.
[11/22/21 08:44:11] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:06:28 towards level 51.
[11/22/21 10:42:47] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:53 towards level 51.
[11/22/21 14:58:02] cfjk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:05:13 towards level 51.
[11/22/21 19:33:14] cfjk [19/472] has come upon HellSpawn [453/605] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:10 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/23/21 18:12:01] pyre, thornrag, and ChowderKeg [1487/1816] have team battled cfjk, shikhin, and Hirion [326/1533] and won! 0 days, 09:51:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/21 22:16:06] Chuck, Plato, and gradator [1366/1679] have team battled cfjk, Silvanus_Betrium, and The_Decryptor [806/1790] and won! 1 day, 17:36:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/21 22:49:44] blackroot, Kachin, and BastelBot [1584/1881] have team battled mrmonday, Feoh, and cfjk [1031/1598] and won! 0 days, 06:31:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/21 23:28:41] Lord255 [245/600] has challenged cfjk [429/472] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:55:00 is added to Lord255's clock.
[11/24/21 15:12:48] cfjk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:29 towards level 51.
[11/25/21 16:06:14] cfjk fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! cfjk's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/25/21 18:35:52] Bolded [264/360] has challenged cfjk [341/461] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Bolded's clock.
[11/26/21 01:48:41] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:46 towards level 51.
[11/26/21 03:19:06] cfjk [438/461] has challenged Svetland [445/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/26/21 05:26:41] dCLCp [200/216] has challenged cfjk [194/461] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:56:53 is removed from dCLCp's clock.
[11/26/21 10:00:25] KaterinaUwU [6/330] has challenged cfjk [406/461] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to KaterinaUwU's clock.
[11/26/21 23:45:17] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:45:44 towards level 52.
[11/27/21 15:47:54] cfjk [89/461] has challenged Drin [716/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:02:45 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/27/21 17:50:22] mordac, mrmonday, and cfjk [1333/1509] have team battled Tangles, simple, and Lord255 [20/2139] and won! 1 day, 21:04:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/21 21:36:46] cfjk, Xenthys, and JamCow [433/1342] have team battled YeKong, di0nysus, and Disruptor [420/1470] and won! 0 days, 16:05:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/21 14:34:57] soltys, buZz, and cfjk [31/1603] have team battled yano, sc, and JackyB [1771/1857] and lost! 1 day, 20:29:33 is added to their clocks.
[11/29/21 01:41:09] GyrosGeier [505/580] has come upon cfjk [139/461] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:05:33 is removed from GyrosGeier's clock.
[11/30/21 13:03:03] pyre [495/564] has challenged cfjk [430/461] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:39:41 is removed from pyre's clock.
[12/01/21 01:50:50] _sh, lastmikoi, and cfjk [462/1528] have team battled apb, damyan, and hax404 [1476/1888] and lost! 0 days, 03:06:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/21 06:39:46] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:25:15 towards level 52.
[12/01/21 08:21:02] cfjk [416/461] has come upon laama [166/644] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:35:11 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/02/21 08:27:05] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:55:17 towards level 52.
[12/02/21 08:41:44] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:45:20 towards level 52.
[12/02/21 14:13:01] cfjk [167/461] has challenged A_Dragon [541/801] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:27:42 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/02/21 14:25:40] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:24:08 towards level 52.
[12/02/21 22:00:26] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:10 towards level 52.
[12/04/21 08:55:49] cfjk [367/461] has come upon Varjatticus [340/360] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:48:43 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/05/21 15:54:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 0 days, 11:40:19 toward level 52.
[12/05/21 21:54:46] cfjk [159/461] has challenged GyrosGeier [344/580] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/06/21 23:03:07] Koffa [207/543] has come upon cfjk [196/461] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:49:55 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/08/21 10:05:46] cfjk found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:06:47 towards level 53.
[12/08/21 14:15:50] kptr, cfjk, and Feoh [1504/1664] have team battled jacob1, blabber, and damyan [712/1997] and won! 0 days, 23:21:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/21 18:56:37] freeboson [267/457] has come upon cfjk [74/461] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:59:43 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[12/09/21 12:46:20] cfjk [128/464] has challenged KeboDK [332/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:55:21 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/09/21 21:43:33] cfjk got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:49:02 from level 53.
[12/10/21 01:20:34] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:36:34 towards level 53.
[12/11/21 19:53:20] Disruptor [255/684] has come upon cfjk [86/459] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:14:33 is removed from Disruptor's clock.
[12/12/21 04:32:14] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:42:56 from level 53.
[12/14/21 03:24:00] Carl [131/585] has come upon cfjk [151/459] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:12:48 is added to Carl's clock.
[12/14/21 05:09:39] cfjk [26/459] has challenged apb [196/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:03:44 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/17/21 11:19:13] cfjk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:56:02 from level 53.
[12/18/21 21:38:40] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:45 towards level 53.
[12/18/21 23:13:17] Thorael, ukleinek, Drin, and cfjk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/21 15:16:30] Kritzefitz [580/650] has come upon cfjk [411/462] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:39:56 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[12/20/21 16:54:14] Melon [233/542] has challenged cfjk [275/462] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Melon's clock.
[12/21/21 17:09:13] Majak [330/1076] has challenged cfjk [19/462] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from Majak's clock.
[12/22/21 01:09:37] cfjk [170/462] has challenged JackyB [329/460] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/22/21 14:34:25] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:07:53 from level 54.
[12/25/21 12:04:48] cfjk [217/462] has challenged kenyon [574/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:27:41 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/26/21 18:03:03] tswsl [133/532] has come upon cfjk [99/466] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 02:12:46 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[12/27/21 07:03:44] cfjk [29/466] has come upon Yarosh [321/463] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:41:59 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/27/21 13:34:15] pitchshifter [9/26] has challenged cfjk [411/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to pitchshifter's clock.
[12/27/21 13:44:38] cfjk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:07:44 from level 54.
[12/28/21 01:19:23] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:28:40 towards level 54.
[12/28/21 02:18:07] cfjk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:28:07 towards level 54.
[12/29/21 04:12:10] cfjk [434/475] has come upon kinus [363/468] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:13:25 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/29/21 09:52:03] cfjk [317/475] has come upon Andrio [273/532] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:30:15 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/29/21 12:46:30] cfjk [142/475] has come upon Destruia [337/419] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:39:18 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/29/21 20:23:57] cfjk EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:16:23 from level 54.
[12/30/21 21:38:01] cfjk [68/475] has come upon MistahKel [391/847] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:21:29 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/01/22 02:38:36] cfjk [140/475] has come upon Misza [898/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:36:45 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/01/22 15:55:53] Affliction, Pinkman, and Bkid [450/1497] have team battled bsleep, cfjk, and csc2ya [1615/1817] and lost! 1 day, 07:02:32 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/22 18:27:22] CodeGeek, Algernon, and pwae [1848/1906] have team battled heisenbug, cfjk, and caeli [1246/1506] and won! 0 days, 18:30:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/22 13:57:05] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:42:46 towards level 54.
[01/04/22 00:46:00] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:29 towards level 54.
[01/04/22 22:50:43] Nuae, AlexS, and Zaratustra [209/1741] have team battled Misza, cfjk, and Pinkman [1086/1836] and lost! 0 days, 06:20:20 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/22 00:44:50] cfjk [375/475] has come upon "\@_ [301/650] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:38:56 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[01/06/22 00:25:06] cfjk [466/475] has come upon freeboson [251/457] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:27:06 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[01/07/22 14:31:30] unicron [16/670] has challenged cfjk [66/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:52:18 is added to unicron's clock.
[01/08/22 05:39:43] Forud, cfjk, and Notir [1034/1861] have team battled Lenny_, GilbertErik, and anarcat [1578/1862] and lost! 0 days, 07:06:22 is added to their clocks.
[01/08/22 06:37:17] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:02 from level 54.
[01/12/22 07:55:57] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:42 towards level 54.
[01/12/22 12:42:49] cfjk [98/475] has come upon CornFly [299/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:23:37 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/13/22 16:01:29] Neil [94/377] has challenged cfjk [255/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:35:58 is added to Neil's clock.
[01/13/22 21:01:36] cfjk [485/498] has challenged DrinkyBird [182/575] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[01/14/22 09:51:40] cfjk [108/498] has come upon Alys [193/657] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:27:10 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/15/22 17:11:30] cfjk [22/498] has challenged jayvee [203/726] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:30:36 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/16/22 04:30:40] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:17:07 towards level 55.
[01/18/22 18:01:54] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:12:47 towards level 55.
[01/20/22 01:25:28] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:36:32 from level 55.
[01/21/22 20:46:31] cfjk has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:56:44 from level 55.
[01/22/22 08:47:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 7 days, 17:21:43 toward level 55.
[01/22/22 13:44:14] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:20:15 towards level 55.
[01/23/22 13:02:20] cfjk [371/498] has come upon Acolarh [553/630] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:52:18 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/24/22 20:24:48] adamus1red, cfjk, and heisenbug [1067/1851] have team battled vectr0n, spex, and Aelane [371/1627] and won! 0 days, 06:52:44 is removed from their clocks.
[01/25/22 23:55:43] cfjk [418/498] has challenged t3chn0 [572/663] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/26/22 05:24:46] hugga [63/353] has come upon cfjk [309/498] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:16:20 is added to hugga's clock.
[01/26/22 08:02:33] CompanionCube [248/807] has challenged cfjk [186/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:38:15 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[01/28/22 08:27:50] cfjk, d4n13L, and Crazycatlady [1135/1648] have team battled StalkR, sheu, and control-z [1329/1903] and lost! 4 days, 19:02:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/30/22 03:58:47] cfjk [32/498] has challenged Lord255 [344/625] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:44:27 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/30/22 10:33:37] Koffa, Destruia, and Nysdar [824/1831] have team battled bsleep, cfjk, and MistahKel [204/2067] and won! 1 day, 09:45:11 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/22 20:38:53] cfjk, yNos, and canton7 [905/1696] have team battled JigmeDatse, CrashOverride, and yano [389/1736] and won! 2 days, 01:43:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/22 21:41:28] cfjk got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:06:24 from level 56.
[01/31/22 10:04:07] cfjk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:59:51 from level 56.
[01/31/22 12:13:10] Pinkman [250/452] has come upon cfjk [74/498] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:24:18 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[01/31/22 17:05:49] cfjk [64/468] has challenged ukleinek [262/490] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:58:52 is added to cfjk's clock.
[02/03/22 09:04:29] yano, Acolarh, and starlink [574/1822] have team battled cfjk, eising, and Psilocybe [238/1786] and won! 1 day, 14:42:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/22 13:14:07] Affliction, cfjk, and blabber [159/1613] have team battled Carl, pfoley, and zbe [608/1814] and lost! 6 days, 11:57:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/22 13:53:12] Arthur [109/210] has challenged cfjk [103/468] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:30 is removed from Arthur's clock.
[02/05/22 02:41:04] dwfreed [212/1000] has come upon cfjk [219/468] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:02:40 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[02/05/22 06:16:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cfjk with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 14:37:43 from level 56.
[02/05/22 07:29:39] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:55:37 towards level 56.
[02/05/22 20:30:30] yNos [314/534] has challenged cfjk [322/478] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to yNos's clock.
[02/06/22 14:08:21] A_Dragon [172/859] has come upon cfjk [286/478] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:02:31 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[02/09/22 03:52:44] cfjk got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:38:48 towards level 56.
[02/09/22 07:45:21] tmberg [15/740] has challenged cfjk [99/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:02 is added to tmberg's clock.
[02/09/22 21:06:52] zgrep, cfjk, and pwae [1043/1676] have team battled Mattusmindus, MistahKel, and VOID [1153/2750] and lost! 1 day, 21:03:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/22 23:48:23] cfjk [21/478] has challenged aqsd [247/530] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:44:29 is added to cfjk's clock.
[02/12/22 17:01:50] cfjk, Techman, and Platonides [662/2098] have team battled Sario, MetaNova, and Hirion [1170/1525] and lost! 0 days, 21:38:50 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/22 19:46:32] Wam, style, and strife [1084/1862] have team battled Angelina, cfjk, and bookworm [922/1653] and won! 1 day, 22:04:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/22 07:01:19] cfjk learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:43:38 towards level 56.
[02/14/22 01:06:39] Tenedos [45/534] has challenged cfjk [199/486] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:06:10 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[02/15/22 07:52:23] cfjk [119/486] has come upon TimWolla [226/805] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:26:15 is added to cfjk's clock.
[02/16/22 10:14:25] Ferris, cfjk, and JigmeDatse [1228/1337] have team battled CompanionCube, jayvee, and allo [200/2203] and won! 0 days, 04:39:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/22 13:46:00] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:12:41 towards level 56.
[02/18/22 05:38:32] cfjk saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:20:46 from level 56.
[02/18/22 23:29:29] cfjk [319/486] has challenged Ungoliant [255/493] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:09:17 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/19/22 17:32:47] omero [323/520] has challenged cfjk [320/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:29:22 is removed from omero's clock.
[02/20/22 00:13:03] cfjk [268/486] has come upon Andrio [206/557] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:34:27 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/20/22 06:06:31] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:23:29 towards level 56.
[02/21/22 19:02:14] cfjk got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:49:19 from level 56.
[02/21/22 20:42:31] cfjk [416/486] has challenged blackroot [199/548] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:53:07 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/22/22 08:12:09] cfjk EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:04:11 from level 56.
[02/23/22 06:48:58] cfjk [247/486] has challenged JamCow [62/665] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:22:28 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/23/22 21:22:36] bobvador, yNos, and cfjk [876/1906] have team battled TheSilentLink, buzel, and heisenbug [1291/2011] and lost! 2 days, 02:46:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/22 05:26:33] EddieT137, talisein, and cfjk [600/1622] have team battled dxrt, Aelane, and spex [1286/1639] and lost! 0 days, 03:58:21 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/22 13:36:06] pwae [357/601] has come upon cfjk [291/486] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:56:38 is removed from pwae's clock.
[02/26/22 07:59:42] MELOONi, cfjk, and damyan [152/1882] have team battled rawgreaze, bsleep, and Bluedog [1920/2124] and lost! 0 days, 14:14:18 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/22 03:47:27] Kilroy [104/204] has challenged cfjk [56/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:01:38 is removed from Kilroy's clock.
[03/01/22 20:08:41] cfjk, Primetime, and golgy [15/1482] have team battled Haqur, Pinkman, and The_Decryptor [1535/1857] and lost! 0 days, 21:18:27 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/22 00:28:45] solarsparq [604/683] has challenged cfjk [465/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[03/02/22 18:23:39] KindOne [183/487] has challenged cfjk [228/486] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:05:51 is added to KindOne's clock.
[03/04/22 03:11:01] cfjk saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:47:06 from level 56.
[03/05/22 01:13:07] Juan, eising, and AlexS [818/1855] have team battled cfjk, judahnator, and hdm [656/1963] and won! 0 days, 15:01:20 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 02:34:33] cfjk [5/486] has challenged bananaboat [65/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:32:42 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/06/22 13:53:09] cfjk learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:31 towards level 56.
[03/07/22 04:53:06] Gorek, VonToutCourt, and iiriix [1490/2333] have team battled Yuhno, Ancalagon, and cfjk [643/1857] and won! 0 days, 13:05:28 is removed from their clocks.
[03/07/22 11:45:19] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:35:53 towards level 56.
[03/07/22 20:59:43] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:23 towards level 56.
[03/08/22 03:48:25] cfjk [372/486] has come upon adamus1red [104/746] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:55:38 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/08/22 16:13:45] cfjk, Silvanus_Betrium, and JamCow [843/1796] have team battled CompanionCube, scumola, and talisein [1575/2186] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:59 is added to their clocks.
[03/10/22 07:13:39] cfjk [204/486] has challenged caeli [561/841] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/10/22 07:35:04] Ralle, JackyB, and cfjk [80/1468] have team battled A_Dragon, Carl, and Algernon [1253/2096] and lost! 1 day, 16:38:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/22 07:44:36] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:54:18 from level 57.
[03/11/22 11:32:13] cfjk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:17:44 towards level 57.
[03/13/22 08:41:39] crank [489/716] has challenged cfjk [280/486] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:13:14 is removed from crank's clock.
[03/13/22 13:42:37] cfjk [222/486] has challenged allo [416/655] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:31:58 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/13/22 20:44:36] Malvolio, Destruia, and herald [737/1737] have team battled Khorne, golgy, and cfjk [51/2091] and won! 0 days, 08:49:50 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/22 21:48:40] dwfreed [362/1058] has challenged cfjk [15/486] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:49:17 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[03/15/22 01:55:44] sc, postikana, and cfjk [729/1907] have team battled ToHellWithGA, KeboDK, and unicron [257/2291] and won! 5 days, 06:21:18 is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/22 09:53:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 1 day, 11:33:33 toward level 57.
[03/15/22 21:41:18] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:04:38 from level 57.
[03/17/22 02:35:54] dyvonna [257/413] has challenged cfjk [387/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[03/17/22 07:13:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 14 days, 00:30:34 toward level 57.
[03/18/22 03:50:54] cfjk [293/481] has come upon heisenbug [517/541] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:20:02 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/19/22 06:43:45] shikhin [488/548] has come upon cfjk [424/481] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:59:35 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[03/19/22 08:13:54] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:37:32 towards level 57.
[03/19/22 20:37:18] idklol [1/40] has challenged cfjk [132/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to idklol's clock.
[03/19/22 22:12:40] canton7 [638/677] has challenged cfjk [365/481] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:44:19 is removed from canton7's clock.
[03/20/22 06:50:26] fstrelok [173/288] has challenged cfjk [278/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[03/21/22 03:57:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 0 days, 06:55:27 toward level 57.
[03/23/22 16:35:28] cfjk [217/481] has challenged pwae [161/618] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:07:34 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/24/22 06:11:07] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:51:46 towards level 57.
[03/24/22 16:07:13] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:13:09 towards level 57.
[03/24/22 20:59:03] cfjk got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:53:43 from level 57.
[03/25/22 07:20:29] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:28:20 towards level 57.
[03/26/22 00:46:40] hugga [297/422] has challenged cfjk [142/481] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:08:44 is removed from hugga's clock.
[03/26/22 00:52:26] SCSi [114/524] has come upon cfjk [431/481] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:28:49 is added to SCSi's clock.
[03/26/22 03:25:41] cfjk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:02 towards level 57.
[03/26/22 10:26:46] cfjk [426/488] has challenged Chuck [290/673] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/26/22 20:41:12] Tenorman, Malvolio, and cfjk [1416/1939] have team battled buzel, drahthaar, and iiriix [1254/1923] and won! 0 days, 09:49:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/22 23:10:33] talisein [649/760] has come upon cfjk [110/488] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:59:23 is removed from talisein's clock.
[03/26/22 23:51:16] Sokar [317/530] has challenged cfjk [69/488] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:06:30 is removed from Sokar's clock.
[03/27/22 08:52:58] mordac [235/509] has challenged cfjk [100/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:06:16 is removed from mordac's clock.
[03/28/22 01:01:20] cfjk was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:25:09 towards level 58.
[03/28/22 15:54:54] Ancalagon, gegenschein, and signofzeta [1904/1954] have team battled Yarosh, cfjk, and HellSpawn [1486/1660] and won! 0 days, 21:15:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/28/22 16:51:17] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:40:45 towards level 58.
[03/29/22 03:01:28] cfjk [302/488] has challenged RanTanRan [132/336] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:19:52 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/29/22 08:26:12] pants, cfjk, and talisein [292/2128] have team battled Mattusmindus, tmberg, and Cirdan [1946/2954] and lost! 3 days, 21:18:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/22 15:55:06] cfjk had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:21:40 from level 58.
[03/31/22 11:24:28] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:17:24 towards level 58.
[04/03/22 05:55:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 13 days, 18:10:56 toward level 58.
[04/03/22 06:44:01] d4n13L [21/462] has come upon cfjk [425/488] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:14:41 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[04/03/22 09:49:03] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cfjk with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:27:31 from level 58.
[04/03/22 18:19:31] cfjk [43/488] has come upon Forud [817/868] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:32:05 is added to cfjk's clock.
[04/04/22 11:28:31] cfjk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cfjk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/22 21:00:54] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:11 towards level 58.
[04/05/22 12:55:45] cfjk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:33:17 from level 58.
[04/06/22 23:04:34] cfjk broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:42:20 from level 58.
[04/07/22 09:52:00] dwfreed [22/1057] has come upon cfjk [217/491] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:56:22 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[04/07/22 10:54:03] GyrosGeier, Pricey, and cfjk [683/1654] have team battled laama, Carl, and nya [935/2146] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/22 23:25:39] cfjk met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:01 from level 58.
[04/08/22 07:42:08] cfjk was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:22:55 from level 58.
[04/08/22 09:27:30] eroc1990 [300/479] has come upon cfjk [368/491] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:34:03 is added to eroc1990's clock.
[04/08/22 11:10:37] ZOTTA [159/448] has challenged cfjk [440/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:54 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[04/09/22 07:44:25] cfjk [489/512] has challenged tscherer [340/344] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:17:15 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[04/09/22 09:57:43] cfjk was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:32:58 from level 59.
[04/09/22 13:22:44] cfjk [209/512] has come upon Fam0r [1/364] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:20:06 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[04/09/22 20:21:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 5 days, 07:13:43 toward level 59.
[04/10/22 23:17:28] cfjk [78/512] has come upon gildarts [513/594] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:16:55 is added to cfjk's clock.
[04/11/22 16:11:41] Bolded, cfjk, and ion [1288/1839] have team battled dyvonna, _sh, and solarsparq [28/1958] and won! 1 day, 23:59:35 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/22 18:08:59] theZoMBiE [67/554] has challenged cfjk [222/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:05:03 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[04/12/22 03:04:45] Fam0r [230/388] has challenged cfjk [485/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to Fam0r's clock.
[04/12/22 09:38:18] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:07:10 from level 59.
[04/14/22 16:12:39] Lnk, dwfreed, and TimWolla [2514/2608] have team battled cfjk, aqsd, and Alys [246/1709] and won! 0 days, 17:37:57 is removed from their clocks.
[04/15/22 09:34:45] BUSY, hdm, and Primetime [92/1887] have team battled iiriix, cfjk, and Drin [229/1942] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:55 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/22 17:17:44] cfjk [306/512] has come upon StalkR [77/553] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:39:24 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[04/15/22 21:52:02] apb, cfjk, and allo [1425/2022] have team battled Togra, Pricey, and hdm [1186/2275] and won! 0 days, 23:00:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/22 17:37:13] Theleveler [236/673] has challenged cfjk [280/512] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:27:30 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[04/17/22 21:49:15] mordac, CodeGeek, and cfjk [304/2000] have team battled damyan, iiriix, and freeboson [1099/1974] and lost! 1 day, 19:34:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/22 16:31:04] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:18:47 towards level 59.
[04/19/22 16:51:32] cfjk [56/512] has challenged Neil [645/657] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:47:29 is added to cfjk's clock.
[04/26/22 00:04:50] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:13:45 towards level 59.
[04/26/22 10:01:10] cfjk was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:20:55 from level 59.
[04/26/22 12:13:34] Akephalos [2/4] has challenged cfjk [30/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to Akephalos's clock.
[04/27/22 20:10:52] washclof [336/908] has come upon cfjk [433/516] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:15:57 is added to washclof's clock.
[04/27/22 20:31:12] cfjk [270/516] has challenged el [617/639] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:08:15 is added to cfjk's clock.
[04/28/22 11:48:27] StalkR, Bluedog, and Feltharell [656/1939] have team battled cfjk, washclof, and bananaboat [160/2004] and won! 0 days, 00:50:30 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/22 14:35:00] Primetime [76/458] has challenged cfjk [104/516] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:35:23 is added to Primetime's clock.
[04/28/22 15:35:15] cfjk [285/516] has challenged yNos [372/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:55:24 is added to cfjk's clock.
[04/28/22 20:23:43] cfjk [470/516] has come upon damyan [141/556] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:37:25 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[04/30/22 13:38:37] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:09:51 towards level 59.
[04/30/22 19:39:48] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:29:28 towards level 59.
[05/01/22 19:50:38] Ankhers [426/653] has challenged cfjk [95/516] in combat and won! 10 days, 10:50:00 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[05/02/22 13:04:21] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:36 towards level 59.
[05/03/22 10:17:15] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:43 from level 59.
[05/03/22 20:09:47] opcode [45/533] has come upon cfjk [10/516] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:18:55 is removed from opcode's clock.
[05/04/22 20:05:33] GyrosGeier, golgy, and HeavyPodda [1227/1721] have team battled hugga, slim, and cfjk [664/1283] and won! 0 days, 02:55:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/22 04:34:02] cfjk [414/516] has come upon Fenrik [868/872] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:41:31 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/05/22 12:19:12] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:28 towards level 59.
[05/07/22 12:14:18] gegenschein [289/826] has come upon cfjk [190/516] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:18:49 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[05/07/22 16:03:17] cfjk [500/516] has challenged heisenbug [408/563] in combat and won! 7 days, 01:25:47 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[05/09/22 08:31:37] dwfreed [959/1054] has challenged cfjk [153/516] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:48:51 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[05/10/22 05:59:23] SirBummelz, cfjk, and Chuck [1139/1855] have team battled ZOTTA, caeli, and bookworm [609/2176] and won! 0 days, 04:13:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/22 08:58:36] cfjk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cfjk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/11/22 13:15:58] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:26:52 towards level 60.
[05/11/22 18:17:53] cfjk [89/520] has come upon csc2ya [652/725] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:31:50 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/11/22 18:43:22] tsr [231/732] has challenged cfjk [37/520] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:50:56 is removed from tsr's clock.
[05/13/22 04:50:16] Kachin [620/971] has challenged cfjk [468/520] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:06:32 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[05/14/22 13:25:36] cfjk learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:04:23 towards level 60.
[05/15/22 11:01:15] cfjk [352/520] has challenged kptr [295/500] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:49:08 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[05/15/22 11:37:48] cfjk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:23:39 towards level 60.
[05/18/22 09:34:30] cfjk bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:03:36 from level 60.
[05/19/22 04:19:44] AlexS [484/748] has challenged cfjk [38/531] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:58:01 is removed from AlexS's clock.
[05/19/22 04:19:44] AlexS has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:37:57 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/19/22 10:17:58] cfjk fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:46:21 from level 60.
[05/19/22 23:05:47] cfjk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:57:16 from level 60.
[05/21/22 02:14:07] cfjk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:07:05 towards level 60.
[05/21/22 09:50:06] nya, cfjk, Kachin, and tsr have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/22 10:36:47] cfjk [434/531] has come upon dyvonna [441/601] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:35:57 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/21/22 13:29:59] crawlingchaos [166/345] has challenged cfjk [66/531] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:15:02 is removed from crawlingchaos's clock.
[05/22/22 07:09:34] KindOne, Paganel, and cfjk [355/1687] have team battled Psilocybe, Lord255, and SirBummelz [1925/2508] and lost! 3 days, 02:09:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/22 08:22:11] thatmint, cfjk, and Floyd [853/1227] have team battled dyvonna, ToHellWithGA, and Acolarh [1118/2283] and lost! 0 days, 01:26:30 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/22 23:42:37] yNos, cfjk, and herald [332/1729] have team battled dwfreed, TheGreatest, and Reilly [1114/2053] and lost! 0 days, 10:52:55 is added to their clocks.
[05/25/22 19:31:23] cfjk [5/531] has challenged SSLbits [310/493] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:50:36 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/26/22 18:16:05] LeD, hdm, and bsleep [1576/2165] have team battled Yarosh, cfjk, and BUSY [1423/1577] and won! 0 days, 19:33:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/27/22 18:01:31] Minus [117/278] has challenged cfjk [316/531] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Minus's clock.
[05/28/22 07:49:25] Pinkman [471/774] has come upon cfjk [326/531] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:25:40 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[05/28/22 22:06:39] SirBummelz [666/682] has challenged cfjk [530/531] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:58:41 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[05/28/22 22:11:37] cfjk was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:51:07 from level 60.
[05/29/22 05:45:08] yano, Bkid, and Drin [646/1842] have team battled cfjk, idlegood, and GilbertErik [405/1770] and won! 0 days, 19:03:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/22 17:51:37] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:34:12 towards level 60.
[05/30/22 10:37:53] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:16:28 towards level 60.
[05/30/22 16:34:31] cfjk [452/531] has come upon SirBummelz [384/682] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:47:55 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[05/31/22 02:42:27] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:26:04 towards level 60.
[06/01/22 05:49:31] cfjk [226/531] has come upon apb [87/854] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:24:24 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/02/22 16:06:56] cfjk [106/531] has challenged Malvolio [3/543] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:24:41 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/02/22 19:36:25] Tenorman, sparogy, and TauPan [1850/2051] have team battled ryp, cfjk, and Lenny_ [1174/1888] and won! 0 days, 15:33:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/22 23:23:06] Yarosh, keepermurph, and Centrixx [122/1941] have team battled slim, Ralle, and cfjk [1382/1569] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:35 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/22 04:41:49] cfjk [442/531] has come upon cadfael [521/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:31:41 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/05/22 18:02:21] bg, cfjk, and crawlingchaos [721/1703] have team battled "\@_, Drin, and coding_monk [1613/2125] and lost! 0 days, 07:27:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/06/22 05:24:29] Asara, Khorne, and cfjk [1338/1971] have team battled elf, Notir, and Bahhumbug [510/1903] and won! 0 days, 06:40:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/22 09:21:36] blabber [286/836] has come upon cfjk [447/531] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:37:15 is added to blabber's clock.
[06/07/22 01:07:43] cfjk lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:41:53 from level 60.
[06/07/22 08:48:28] cfjk [32/531] has challenged anarcat [456/1139] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/07/22 14:13:24] dyvonna [413/606] has challenged cfjk [409/531] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:11:41 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[06/07/22 19:42:59] washclof, Sleepy_boi, and cfjk [360/1917] have team battled jaxson, idlegood, and bananaboat [1416/1883] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:53 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/22 01:41:52] cfjk [480/531] has come upon Omega [476/1027] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 17:10:55 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/08/22 05:04:49] washclof [155/935] has come upon cfjk [233/553] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:49:43 is added to washclof's clock.
[06/08/22 06:14:47] GyrosGeier, ZOTTA, and zbe [93/1974] have team battled cfjk, Sombra, and soltys [1234/2139] and lost! 1 day, 02:16:18 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/22 07:32:45] caeli [574/917] has challenged cfjk [536/553] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:00:05 is removed from caeli's clock.
[06/08/22 15:34:51] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:36:10 towards level 61.
[06/09/22 20:37:21] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 15:23:53 towards level 61.
[06/11/22 17:50:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 5 days, 05:46:14 toward level 61.
[06/12/22 05:55:42] cfjk [210/553] has challenged ToHellWithGA [911/1008] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:03:19 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/12/22 11:16:44] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:04:57 towards level 61.
[06/12/22 15:49:41] cfjk [115/553] has come upon unicron [141/690] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:03:18 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/13/22 01:07:53] elf [267/643] has come upon cfjk [442/553] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:38:35 is added to elf's clock.
[06/13/22 23:15:46] cfjk [284/553] has come upon KeboDK [461/800] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:01:29 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/18/22 10:17:33] cfjk [465/553] has come upon mrmonday [212/614] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:46:44 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/18/22 16:29:31] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:12:05 towards level 61.
[06/19/22 03:39:19] cfjk, Paganel, and Jaxxsinn [1302/1710] have team battled ZOTTA, heisenbug, and RussellB [262/2083] and won! 0 days, 04:53:15 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/22 08:45:51] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:27:55 towards level 61.
[06/19/22 14:29:47] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:22:29 from level 61.
[06/20/22 03:51:28] herald [271/673] has challenged cfjk [26/553] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:11:20 is removed from herald's clock.
[06/20/22 17:51:49] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:16:23 towards level 61.
[06/20/22 18:30:03] cfjk lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:13:43 from level 61.
[06/21/22 04:52:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 1 day, 14:02:19 toward level 61.
[06/21/22 15:43:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 11 days, 03:02:41 toward level 61.
[06/21/22 19:36:17] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:21:34 towards level 61.
[06/22/22 00:44:09] cfjk [193/553] has come upon Jaxxsinn [385/484] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:43:38 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/22/22 04:08:45] cfjk bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:16 from level 61.
[06/22/22 18:31:12] drahthaar [261/598] has challenged cfjk [500/553] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[06/24/22 08:31:03] eising, cfjk, zankore, and d4n13L have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/22 12:50:52] starlink [585/709] has come upon cfjk [256/553] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:26:36 is removed from starlink's clock.
[06/25/22 04:27:49] cfjk [66/553] has come upon bookworm [229/689] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:17:59 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/25/22 13:46:33] thornrag, shikhin, and Algernon [844/2070] have team battled adamus1red, cfjk, and Ferris [1526/1991] and lost! 0 days, 15:41:09 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/22 09:27:27] cfjk [537/553] has come upon kenyon [346/982] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:22:55 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/26/22 12:22:21] cfjk [28/553] has come upon fstrelok [222/322] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:42:50 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/27/22 18:28:21] cfjk got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:23 towards level 61.
[06/27/22 23:10:30] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:14 towards level 61.
[06/29/22 01:08:46] hax404 [237/451] has come upon cfjk [214/553] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:02:56 is removed from hax404's clock.
[06/29/22 03:25:06] cfjk learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:17 towards level 61.
[06/29/22 06:08:26] cfjk [77/553] has challenged munkis [812/837] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/29/22 09:03:04] cfjk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cfjk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/30/22 23:54:51] el [40/655] has come upon cfjk [340/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:35:20 is added to el's clock.
[07/01/22 06:23:38] cfjk [514/557] has come upon jaxson [289/510] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:41:18 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[07/01/22 09:27:42] cfjk, scumola, and bg [2183/2306] have team battled Sokar, CodeGeek, and Alarien [602/2184] and won! 5 days, 22:15:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/01/22 22:34:56] Chuck [548/602] has come upon cfjk [295/557] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:42:51 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[07/02/22 01:43:31] gegenschein [324/829] has come upon cfjk [251/557] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:54:38 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[07/02/22 02:42:15] Carl [474/772] has come upon cfjk [360/557] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:33:35 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/02/22 04:55:03] cfjk, Khorne, and Centrixx [317/2325] have team battled misha, bg, and bookworm [1257/2279] and lost! 0 days, 21:27:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/22 06:28:20] cfjk [107/557] has come upon postikana [111/442] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:03:31 is added to cfjk's clock.
[07/02/22 22:51:05] Malvolio [64/539] has challenged cfjk [484/557] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[07/02/22 22:59:31] cfjk [423/557] has challenged "\@_ [777/842] in combat and lost! 3 days, 18:55:28 is added to cfjk's clock.
[07/03/22 01:03:32] MrMagoo [404/665] has come upon cfjk [278/557] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:54:02 is removed from MrMagoo's clock.
[07/04/22 23:37:43] cfjk [43/557] has come upon Gorek [457/982] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:43:49 is added to cfjk's clock.
[07/05/22 17:10:08] Arch, cfjk, and Techman [1211/2101] have team battled misha, TheSilentLink, and adamus1red [492/2003] and won! 1 day, 17:03:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/22 23:50:05] Angelina [377/716] has challenged cfjk [196/557] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from Angelina's clock.
[07/08/22 01:42:36] cfjk bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:34:18 from level 62.
[07/08/22 12:56:13] jaxson, Theleveler, and JamCow [1981/2242] have team battled Thorael, MetaNova, and cfjk [699/2113] and won! 0 days, 18:24:02 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/22 07:30:52] cfjk [65/557] has come upon brycec [831/920] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:47:35 is added to cfjk's clock.
[07/09/22 20:30:02] Chuck, achin, and freeboson [168/1803] have team battled cfjk, Tangles, and hax404 [1246/1718] and lost! 0 days, 12:47:31 is added to their clocks.
[07/11/22 07:16:57] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 14:52:22 towards level 62.
[07/12/22 16:44:25] cfjk sharpened the edge of their weapon! cfjk's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/12/22 19:28:22] bobvador, bg, Misza, and cfjk have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/13/22 04:50:31] cfjk [80/561] has challenged CodeGeek [790/980] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:28:33 is added to cfjk's clock.
[07/14/22 21:24:14] crank [621/779] has come upon cfjk [396/561] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:09:52 is removed from crank's clock.
[07/14/22 21:33:00] cfjk, pasquale, and Forud [63/2372] have team battled SirBummelz, Lord255, and sc [1916/2589] and lost! 3 days, 19:32:15 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/22 04:19:03] idlegood [398/613] has come upon cfjk [274/561] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:17:34 is removed from idlegood's clock.
[07/17/22 22:56:31] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:46:31 towards level 62.
[07/18/22 00:01:12] ufo-piloot [93/459] has challenged cfjk [440/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to ufo-piloot's clock.
[07/18/22 01:00:16] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:57:54 from level 62.
[07/19/22 09:20:08] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:25:18 towards level 62.
[07/19/22 19:23:16] yano [392/728] has come upon cfjk [505/561] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:06:14 is added to yano's clock.
[07/20/22 05:38:51] caeli, Omega, and jayvee [843/2692] have team battled CrashOverride, cfjk, and JamCow [2104/2171] and lost! 4 days, 15:17:50 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/22 18:03:06] Wam [104/1037] has come upon cfjk [471/561] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:40:03 is added to Wam's clock.
[07/21/22 19:33:14] cfjk [262/561] has challenged CrashOverride [69/770] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:50:12 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[07/22/22 23:55:12] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:06:59 towards level 62.
[07/23/22 06:18:35] cfjk, SirBummelz, and V [1118/1953] have team battled cadfael, Sokar, and tswsl [1799/1930] and lost! 3 days, 12:05:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/22 23:42:51] ion [140/878] has challenged cfjk [113/561] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/27/22 08:57:14] xbill, signofzeta, and adamus1red [943/2528] have team battled Omega, simple, and cfjk [1055/2606] and lost! 1 day, 23:15:09 is added to their clocks.
[07/28/22 06:05:20] cfjk [280/561] has challenged Sario [237/534] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:01:07 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[07/28/22 11:14:16] cfjk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:28:46 towards level 62.
[07/28/22 17:14:36] idlegood, idleevil, and MrMagoo [1834/1917] have team battled cfjk, gildarts, and kptr [1048/1636] and won! 0 days, 14:57:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/22 02:32:05] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:46:53 towards level 62.
[07/30/22 02:22:03] cfjk died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:58:41 from level 62.
[08/01/22 11:26:00] HellSpawn [118/943] has challenged cfjk [373/561] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:19:51 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[08/02/22 15:56:16] GilbertErik [627/637] has come upon cfjk [283/561] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:56:49 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[08/04/22 04:26:52] cfjk lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:17:37 from level 62.
[08/04/22 20:02:23] cfjk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:34:53 towards level 62.
[08/05/22 14:10:01] cfjk [257/561] has come upon Acolarh [625/641] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:10:46 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/06/22 01:48:53] ephemer0l [125/675] has challenged cfjk [534/561] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:15:47 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[08/07/22 09:59:39] cfjk, Covid-19, and munkis [572/2101] have team battled scumola, talisein, and Aelane [2195/2350] and lost! 0 days, 15:53:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/22 20:39:14] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:09:47 towards level 62.
[08/08/22 00:33:34] cfjk [544/561] has come upon Acolarh [359/641] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:17:59 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/08/22 09:58:03] Yarosh, talisein, and cfjk [275/1816] have team battled postikana, vectr0n, and Techman [1183/2047] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/22 07:00:59] cfjk, dwfreed, and RussellB [1492/2303] have team battled EddieT137, TimeWarp, and Fehu [1803/1897] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/22 00:50:08] cfjk [98/564] has challenged ukleinek [41/591] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/11/22 08:16:17] cfjk left their weapon out in the rain to rust! cfjk's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/15/22 01:31:44] cfjk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:17:35 towards level 63.
[08/17/22 10:44:27] Covid-19 [650/679] has challenged cfjk [120/558] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:01:58 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[08/18/22 06:51:15] Kachin [908/971] has come upon cfjk [159/558] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:25:04 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[08/20/22 04:43:11] blabber [370/837] has come upon cfjk [144/558] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:45:55 is removed from blabber's clock.
[08/21/22 00:32:47] cfjk had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:43:54 from level 63.
[08/21/22 04:24:05] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:48:22 towards level 63.
[08/21/22 15:04:42] KindOne [445/461] has challenged cfjk [374/558] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:48:37 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[08/21/22 15:04:42] KindOne has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 7 days, 04:06:34 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/22/22 00:56:39] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:15:55 towards level 63.
[08/22/22 07:10:01] ToHellWithGA, Andrio, and Theleveler [518/2553] have team battled cfjk, Chuck, and dwfreed [888/2079] and lost! 0 days, 19:01:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/22 00:54:04] cfjk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:23:55 towards level 63.
[08/24/22 21:42:44] cfjk was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:03:13 from level 63.
[08/27/22 02:00:39] ion, Sombra, and thornrag [1013/2500] have team battled cfjk, crank, and achin [58/2078] and won! 1 day, 11:19:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/22 10:33:59] cfjk [173/558] has challenged SSLbits [428/538] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:39:54 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/27/22 20:44:07] CompanionCube [645/839] has come upon cfjk [509/558] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:08:38 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[08/28/22 12:04:02] cfjk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:07:43 towards level 63.
[08/31/22 20:06:34] nawcom, Tabmow, and cadfael [2020/2165] have team battled MetaNova, cfjk, and Forud [1315/2094] and won! 1 day, 09:50:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/22 04:08:35] cfjk was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:11:24 from level 63.
[09/01/22 17:09:43] cfjk sharpened the edge of their weapon! cfjk's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/02/22 14:14:32] Merluzo [5/84] has challenged cfjk [526/562] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to Merluzo's clock.
[09/02/22 17:27:10] cfjk [228/562] has come upon Lord255 [793/883] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:42:51 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/03/22 02:07:23] cfjk [400/562] has challenged t3chn0 [194/899] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:38:13 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/04/22 01:11:09] muirrum [169/430] has challenged cfjk [114/562] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:00:23 is removed from muirrum's clock.
[09/04/22 09:48:44] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:45:55 from level 63.
[09/04/22 10:56:15] cfjk sharpened the edge of their weapon! cfjk's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/04/22 23:49:33] gusto [49/235] has challenged cfjk [292/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to gusto's clock.
[09/05/22 09:18:59] cfjk [212/567] has challenged io [234/805] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:35:29 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/06/22 06:04:54] n0ssh [157/273] has come upon cfjk [497/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:58 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[09/06/22 19:58:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 1 day, 15:36:35 toward level 63.
[09/06/22 23:17:43] Cirdan [4/1014] has challenged cfjk [283/567] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[09/07/22 08:28:50] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:38:53 towards level 63.
[09/07/22 11:07:05] cfjk [475/567] has come upon zifnab06 [181/895] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:54:42 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/07/22 14:11:08] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:24 towards level 63.
[09/09/22 01:43:23] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:24:52 from level 63.
[09/10/22 00:49:21] ecs [11/207] has challenged cfjk [302/567] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to ecs's clock.
[09/10/22 15:17:22] Crazycatlady [51/702] has challenged cfjk [149/567] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[09/10/22 18:22:49] hax404, gildarts, and cfjk [1202/1830] have team battled Hex, Centrixx, and nya [641/2318] and won! 1 day, 14:22:06 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/22 03:00:29] GilbertErik, JamCow, and Gorek [1906/2590] have team battled cfjk, CornFly, and MELOONi [690/2080] and won! 3 days, 08:31:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/22 16:30:29] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:29:17 towards level 63.
[09/11/22 18:41:44] cfjk burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! cfjk's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/12/22 05:58:25] sbp, JigmeDatse, and Cockatrice [670/1680] have team battled jaxson, damyan, and cfjk [480/1639] and won! 0 days, 05:27:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/22 18:46:54] cfjk [76/561] has come upon kptr [307/507] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:03:49 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/13/22 00:42:40] cfjk [542/561] has come upon Ankhers [42/702] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:03:16 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/13/22 05:20:26] Sario [367/608] has come upon cfjk [0/561] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:59:25 is removed from Sario's clock.
[09/13/22 10:59:41] GilbertErik [367/723] has challenged cfjk [519/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:17:23 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[09/13/22 21:01:49] Acolarh [123/641] has challenged cfjk [280/561] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:16:55 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[09/14/22 12:24:03] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:44:26 towards level 63.
[09/14/22 15:39:00] Lord255, yano, and cfjk [673/2194] have team battled Covid-19, Thorael, and Forud [1192/2575] and lost! 0 days, 04:27:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/22 09:59:16] _sh, launchd, and misha [1069/1785] have team battled cfjk, Wam, and yano [2049/2335] and lost! 0 days, 04:51:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/22 15:10:44] Togra [157/680] has challenged cfjk [287/561] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:35 is added to Togra's clock.
[09/18/22 12:25:16] pants [439/942] has challenged cfjk [276/573] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:10:43 is removed from pants's clock.
[09/18/22 16:04:44] cfjk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:14 towards level 63.
[09/19/22 08:26:53] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:05 towards level 63.
[09/19/22 20:11:26] cfjk [391/596] has challenged bananaboat [638/838] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/22/22 10:16:13] tomhek, Khorne, and tswsl [146/2401] have team battled judahnator, cfjk, and vegadark [1316/2025] and lost! 3 days, 22:26:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/22 02:34:20] el, cfjk, and judahnator [1508/1813] have team battled cremefresh, Jens, and rawgreaze [1611/2250] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/22 06:53:19] Cirdan [274/975] has come upon cfjk [198/596] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:56:30 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[09/23/22 06:53:37] Cirdan [928/975] has come upon cfjk [261/596] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:29:59 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[09/24/22 17:56:54] cfjk [570/596] has challenged sbp [40/418] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:07:56 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/26/22 03:47:12] cfjk [356/596] has come upon damyan [172/560] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:35:45 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/26/22 06:57:31] cfjk [270/596] has come upon Sario [21/608] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:08:56 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/26/22 06:57:31] cfjk has dealt Sario a Critical Strike! 3 days, 00:48:29 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/26/22 10:13:08] HeavyPodda [60/615] has come upon cfjk [90/596] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:10:36 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[09/27/22 01:19:00] BenDover [117/400] has challenged cfjk [569/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to BenDover's clock.
[09/27/22 14:23:14] cfjk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:28:00 towards level 64.
[09/28/22 07:31:34] pallas [13/101] has challenged cfjk [436/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to pallas's clock.
[09/28/22 09:15:17] cfjk found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:41:47 towards level 64.
[09/28/22 11:15:35] cfjk [507/596] has challenged Malvolio [197/551] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:12:26 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/28/22 14:08:16] _sh, jayvee, and nyuszika7h [1213/2224] have team battled cfjk, Yuhno, and TimeWarp [768/2054] and won! 3 days, 13:34:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/22 03:50:13] sam [133/674] has come upon cfjk [310/596] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 14:40:01 is added to sam's clock.
[09/30/22 12:17:52] GRIZZLYMAN [58/353] has challenged cfjk [48/596] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:09:43 is removed from GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[10/01/22 00:27:41] Tangles, nyuszika7h, and EddieT137 [1467/2408] have team battled spex, Ravenloft, and cfjk [1901/2026] and lost! 2 days, 08:08:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/22 21:55:36] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:15:27 from level 64.
[10/02/22 04:34:31] VonToutCourt [1292/1324] has challenged cfjk [5/596] in combat and won! 7 days, 09:08:22 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[10/04/22 00:45:24] cfjk [574/596] has come upon Misza [268/983] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:01:25 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[10/05/22 02:34:44] cornfeedhobo, KindOne, and Platonides [1698/2017] have team battled cfjk, Ferris, and jaxson [1689/1816] and won! 1 day, 23:06:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/22 19:22:26] nowz [199/227] has challenged cfjk [327/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to nowz's clock.
[10/06/22 01:34:07] nawcom, Chuck, and wowbagger [201/1648] have team battled buzel, cfjk, and Malvolio [612/2024] and lost! 0 days, 00:08:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/07/22 06:10:53] idlegood, cfjk, and brycec [2168/2393] have team battled crank, xbill, and Wam [2011/2739] and won! 2 days, 07:56:23 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/22 17:26:45] SSLbits, TauPan, and Faradome [1372/1942] have team battled KindOne, Centrixx, and cfjk [309/1919] and won! 3 days, 22:04:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 12:29:40] cfjk [100/607] has come upon RussellB [598/904] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:24:36 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/08/22 15:24:42] cfjk [113/607] has come upon Kronan [311/983] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:38:06 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/09/22 11:11:50] cfjk [45/607] has challenged idlebot [451/1208] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:28:44 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/09/22 21:12:47] cfjk found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:13:12 towards level 64.
[10/12/22 16:50:28] rawgreaze [236/834] has come upon cfjk [53/607] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:07:27 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[10/12/22 17:36:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 5 days, 09:19:49 toward level 64.
[10/13/22 04:21:30] cfjk [331/607] has come upon judahnator [37/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:12:28 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[10/14/22 07:48:35] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:33 towards level 64.
[10/14/22 08:28:32] cfjk [366/607] has challenged DownAndUp [207/622] in combat and won! 7 days, 17:24:40 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[10/17/22 18:33:28] Minus [244/794] has challenged cfjk [118/607] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:54:50 is removed from Minus's clock.
[10/19/22 22:12:29] cfjk, Lord255, and el [760/1864] have team battled ahmubashshir, kzootech, and bg [2299/2575] and lost! 1 day, 03:34:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/22 01:40:00] cfjk has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:46:12 from level 65.
[10/21/22 12:00:21] Lord255, hdm, and cfjk [301/2103] have team battled eising, d4n13L, and Russell [863/2173] and lost! 7 days, 06:45:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/22 00:23:56] allo, pasquale, and Ferris [1327/2285] have team battled nowz, cfjk, and gusto [1410/1593] and lost! 1 day, 11:18:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/22 19:23:58] cfjk [125/607] has come upon Feltharell [91/880] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:59:42 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[10/23/22 08:24:20] ahmubashshir [743/910] has challenged cfjk [481/607] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:16:18 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[10/26/22 05:30:40] damyan, Covid-19, cfjk, and BenDover have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/26/22 23:33:28] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:11:09 towards level 65.
[10/28/22 16:30:32] "\@_ [753/1127] has challenged cfjk [298/607] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:35:49 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[10/28/22 21:03:27] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:25:08 towards level 65.
[10/29/22 02:42:37] ion, judahnator, and cfjk [406/1977] have team battled launchd, unicron, and Covid-19 [1481/2263] and lost! 0 days, 09:13:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/22 03:53:07] cfjk saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:45:55 from level 65.
[10/29/22 14:34:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 16 days, 20:46:06 toward level 65.
[10/31/22 00:18:06] TauPan [491/832] has come upon cfjk [512/607] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:21:57 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/02/22 04:51:54] Aksej [370/588] has come upon cfjk [378/607] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:10:02 is added to Aksej's clock.
[11/03/22 17:59:11] unicron [17/705] has challenged cfjk [151/607] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:07:31 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/04/22 06:58:34] talisein, achin, and cfjk [75/2101] have team battled sbp, KindOne, and gradator [812/1629] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/22 23:49:51] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:25:45 towards level 65.
[11/06/22 07:11:33] talisein [596/751] has come upon cfjk [470/607] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:31:01 is removed from talisein's clock.
[11/07/22 08:11:32] cfjk [429/627] has challenged V [365/890] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:13:20 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[11/09/22 05:48:37] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:49:23 towards level 66.
[11/10/22 12:10:21] cfjk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:43:01 towards level 66.
[11/11/22 01:40:17] cfjk [70/627] has challenged BenDover [238/487] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:51:31 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/11/22 10:42:20] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:21:25 towards level 66.
[11/11/22 22:44:36] bookworm, cfjk, and AlinConstantin [1025/1631] have team battled elf, judahnator, and apb [870/2123] and won! 0 days, 01:02:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/22 00:09:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 10 days, 11:07:49 toward level 66.
[11/12/22 11:34:28] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:28:25 towards level 66.
[11/14/22 02:26:22] Acolarh [786/880] has come upon cfjk [374/627] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:43:53 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[11/14/22 15:58:53] tswsl [543/698] has challenged cfjk [171/627] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:14:09 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[11/15/22 01:14:03] dyvonna, Omega, and io [1378/2741] have team battled canton7, cfjk, and contyk [346/2216] and won! 1 day, 00:16:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/22 13:48:23] cfjk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:17:33 towards level 66.
[11/15/22 14:18:35] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:02:49 towards level 66.
[11/16/22 05:10:16] cfjk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:55:55 towards level 66.
[11/16/22 08:25:33] cfjk [249/627] has come upon bobvador [112/1068] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:57:50 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[11/16/22 17:09:38] cfjk [75/627] has challenged idlebot [83/1296] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:25:35 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/17/22 09:16:24] cfjk [385/627] has come upon Gorek [906/933] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:33:28 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/18/22 09:03:47] Tenedos, cfjk, and shikhin [373/2141] have team battled Psilocybe, io, and Theleveler [364/3347] and won! 0 days, 15:55:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/22 12:32:04] Malvolio [515/566] has come upon cfjk [200/627] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:35:50 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[11/18/22 23:21:34] freeboson [202/919] has challenged cfjk [281/627] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:41:47 is added to freeboson's clock.
[11/19/22 19:11:08] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:43:23 towards level 66.
[11/19/22 23:26:44] Tangles [672/684] has challenged cfjk [152/627] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:16:32 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[11/20/22 18:28:55] kzootech, GilbertErik, and cadfael [685/2177] have team battled cfjk, Kurenai, and Tangles [819/2149] and lost! 0 days, 20:26:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/22 17:14:02] DownAndUp [163/588] has challenged cfjk [476/627] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[11/22/22 01:22:28] cfjk was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:23:05 from level 66.
[11/22/22 03:11:23] jayvee [470/783] has come upon cfjk [524/627] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:28:15 is added to jayvee's clock.
[11/22/22 07:51:40] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:31:02 towards level 66.
[11/22/22 15:40:31] Ganonk [364/434] has challenged cfjk [489/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:23:27 is added to Ganonk's clock.
[11/24/22 15:19:03] adamus1red [640/831] has come upon cfjk [279/627] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 12:25:19 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[11/24/22 19:30:08] SSLbits [288/563] has come upon cfjk [13/627] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:33:51 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[11/25/22 20:57:56] cfjk [353/627] has challenged Affliction [458/913] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:26:54 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/25/22 22:58:22] cfjk [458/627] has challenged thornrag [379/698] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:19:37 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[11/26/22 17:17:48] contyk, cfjk, and Drin [1470/2131] have team battled washclof, ahmubashshir, and Tangles [2359/2634] and lost! 0 days, 13:15:17 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/22 17:06:39] cfjk [35/627] has come upon Tenedos [294/553] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:00:51 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/28/22 05:03:27] cfjk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:55:36 from level 66.
[11/28/22 21:11:46] dwfreed [910/1152] has come upon cfjk [402/627] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:45:43 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[11/29/22 02:15:26] HeavyPodda [424/608] has challenged cfjk [64/627] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:15:46 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[11/29/22 02:15:26] HeavyPodda has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:52:53 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/29/22 12:05:01] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:41 towards level 66.
[11/29/22 16:25:12] Crazycatlady [204/730] has come upon cfjk [170/627] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:57:13 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[11/30/22 03:21:10] ZOTTA [431/763] has challenged cfjk [557/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:26 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[11/30/22 12:22:08] cfjk [218/627] has challenged Khorne [800/1043] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:14:12 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/30/22 16:58:52] dwfreed, CornFly, and Destruia [361/2518] have team battled pwae, muirrum, and cfjk [622/1820] and lost! 1 day, 06:13:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/22 11:43:46] Fehu [472/566] has come upon cfjk [154/627] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:07:05 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[12/02/22 18:09:23] cfjk [400/627] has come upon zbe [632/1078] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 01:34:54 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/03/22 12:34:36] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:08:56 towards level 67.
[12/03/22 19:32:45] buzel [562/693] has challenged cfjk [563/627] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to buzel's clock.
[12/04/22 01:14:48] cfjk [189/627] has come upon ZOTTA [131/763] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 07:40:25 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/04/22 15:12:19] Finley, SirBummelz, and cfjk [91/2091] have team battled Lnk, zgrep, and nowz [298/1906] and lost! 0 days, 09:41:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/22 15:51:58] cfjk [36/627] has challenged jaxson [158/532] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:28:11 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/06/22 00:46:57] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:27:59 towards level 67.
[12/06/22 09:22:07] cfjk [265/627] has come upon buzel [594/712] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:12:19 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/06/22 15:31:34] cfjk spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cfjk's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/06/22 23:58:30] freeboson [93/957] has come upon cfjk [533/614] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:51:01 is added to freeboson's clock.
[12/07/22 09:51:32] _sh [244/807] has come upon cfjk [352/614] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:59:49 is added to _sh's clock.
[12/08/22 17:24:39] cfjk has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:41:50 from level 67.
[12/08/22 22:57:40] Sombra, csc2ya, and "\@_ [2404/2927] have team battled signofzeta, jjasghar, and cfjk [1108/2584] and won! 1 day, 10:47:56 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/22 12:34:59] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:46:27 towards level 67.
[12/10/22 21:13:29] cfjk [126/614] has come upon ukleinek [406/491] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:05:22 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/10/22 23:22:04] Alarien [13/632] has come upon cfjk [313/614] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:34:05 is added to Alarien's clock.
[12/11/22 04:33:41] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:02:47 towards level 67.
[12/12/22 05:29:51] cfjk [493/614] has challenged Notir [911/1102] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:32:55 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/12/22 20:31:42] cfjk was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:58:36 from level 67.
[12/13/22 09:11:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 5 days, 16:29:35 toward level 67.
[12/13/22 09:35:26] ChowderKeg, Cockatrice, and cfjk [30/2209] have team battled Kritzefitz, t3chn0, and Malvolio [1243/2489] and lost! 2 days, 07:02:27 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/22 21:49:06] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:40:04 towards level 67.
[12/14/22 01:40:45] cfjk [190/614] has challenged Ecko [805/907] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:13:32 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/15/22 01:46:30] cfjk [590/614] has challenged psychoid [126/324] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:45:21 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/17/22 15:03:57] cfjk lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:41:47 from level 67.
[12/18/22 13:44:39] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 18:50:32 towards level 67.
[12/19/22 19:13:00] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:24:38 from level 67.
[12/21/22 14:32:41] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:16:59 towards level 67.
[12/22/22 04:29:04] cfjk [270/618] has challenged HeavyPodda [8/634] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:24:16 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/23/22 09:34:22] jaxson, cfjk, Koffa, and rs have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/22 11:55:06] cfjk, Matthew, and Hex [330/1590] have team battled soltys, Tangles, and kenyon [1791/2581] and lost! 0 days, 06:53:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/22 11:16:39] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:17:01 from level 67.
[12/26/22 06:51:31] shikhin [303/982] has challenged cfjk [181/618] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:04:06 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[12/28/22 21:44:23] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:06:43 towards level 67.
[12/30/22 04:11:26] caeli [908/979] has come upon cfjk [617/618] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 19:23:34 is removed from caeli's clock.
[12/30/22 08:25:24] solarsparq, Nuae, and ahmubashshir [1014/2230] have team battled cfjk, SSLbits, and JigmeDatse [1678/1920] and lost! 0 days, 05:43:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/22 09:34:39] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:42:54 towards level 67.
[01/01/23 13:32:42] SSLbits [259/565] has come upon cfjk [202/618] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:59:51 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[01/01/23 22:27:44] cfjk [376/618] has challenged kinus [160/506] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:03:03 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[01/02/23 08:29:22] cfjk [111/618] has come upon Gorek [743/940] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:25:26 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/02/23 13:03:05] cfjk, soltys, and jacquesssss [612/1898] have team battled crysis, Tangles, and t3chn0 [1555/2435] and lost! 0 days, 17:53:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/23 19:50:52] cfjk had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:36:58 from level 67.
[01/04/23 09:29:10] laama [245/753] has challenged cfjk [279/618] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to laama's clock.
[01/04/23 17:31:45] contyk [731/777] has come upon cfjk [296/618] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:59:27 is removed from contyk's clock.
[01/04/23 22:44:27] TimeWarp [246/832] has challenged cfjk [15/618] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:50:25 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[01/05/23 11:33:53] Fehu [187/579] has come upon cfjk [313/618] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:36:20 is added to Fehu's clock.
[01/07/23 05:17:59] ZeroG [251/297] has come upon cfjk [189/618] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:48 is removed from ZeroG's clock.
[01/09/23 11:56:17] bg, CrashOverride, and TimeWarp [1378/2695] have team battled cfjk, jaxson, and anarcat [392/2339] and won! 2 days, 07:37:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/23 19:16:57] kenyon [763/905] has challenged cfjk [612/622] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:03:05 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[01/11/23 01:18:20] crysis [323/771] has challenged cfjk [512/622] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:01:36 is added to crysis's clock.
[01/13/23 00:53:19] cfjk, xbill, gegenschein, and thornrag have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/19/23 16:32:38] cfjk sharpened the edge of their weapon! cfjk's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/23 00:53:46] pyre [118/832] has come upon cfjk [295/627] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:32:06 is added to pyre's clock.
[01/20/23 06:24:31] Gorek, SuzakuMedli, and brycec [2277/3165] have team battled cfjk, Comnenus, and wollu [1355/1590] and won! 3 days, 09:14:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/23 06:28:33] cfjk had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:52:22 from level 67.
[01/21/23 18:01:16] cfjk learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:42 towards level 67.
[01/22/23 00:07:34] cfjk [589/627] has challenged JigmeDatse [254/743] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:25:07 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[01/22/23 02:58:46] cfjk saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:54:24 from level 68.
[01/23/23 00:33:41] cfjk [385/627] has come upon StalkR [807/887] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:02:44 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/25/23 13:52:41] aqsd [147/767] has challenged cfjk [440/627] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:05:00 is added to aqsd's clock.
[01/25/23 15:53:07] MadMan [463/482] has challenged cfjk [514/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:54:09 is added to MadMan's clock.
[01/26/23 10:03:08] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:45:39 towards level 68.
[01/28/23 03:08:01] cfjk [496/627] has challenged confunctius [339/740] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:30:16 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[01/28/23 09:02:25] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:08:44 towards level 68.
[01/30/23 20:23:42] eising, Wolf, cfjk, and achin have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/04/23 15:32:09] TimeWarp [725/835] has challenged cfjk [179/627] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:53:58 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[02/05/23 09:23:21] Notir, BastelBot, and Sherpard2 [1137/2524] have team battled misha, cfjk, and tswsl [534/2110] and won! 0 days, 20:38:10 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/23 16:41:45] cfjk [508/627] has come upon Thorael [129/673] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:27:36 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/06/23 17:42:21] tswsl [205/678] has challenged cfjk [418/627] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:45 is added to tswsl's clock.
[02/07/23 00:43:55] cfjk [224/627] has challenged signofzeta [1/1029] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:44:02 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/08/23 17:09:20] ufo-piloot [72/561] has come upon cfjk [298/627] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:33:50 is added to ufo-piloot's clock.
[02/10/23 19:02:54] cfjk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:42:10 from level 68.
[02/11/23 07:52:26] cfjk bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:58:59 from level 68.
[02/11/23 08:48:17] cfjk spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cfjk's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/13/23 04:52:32] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:47:51 towards level 68.
[02/13/23 07:24:32] Erwinstein [175/324] has challenged cfjk [59/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:42 is removed from Erwinstein's clock.
[02/17/23 15:57:31] cfjk found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:19:13 towards level 68.
[02/19/23 05:33:32] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:52:13 towards level 68.
[02/19/23 13:43:37] cfjk [236/616] has challenged why-are-you-here [56/374] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:29:01 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/19/23 18:23:27] cfjk [562/616] has come upon hax404 [106/485] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:39:07 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/20/23 13:34:41] ToHellWithGA [496/1054] has come upon cfjk [490/616] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 16:43:20 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[02/20/23 18:49:34] Covid-19 [408/949] has challenged cfjk [559/616] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:13:21 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[02/21/23 06:20:11] Kurenai [103/931] has come upon cfjk [19/616] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:35:39 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[02/22/23 05:57:17] cfjk [362/616] has challenged LeD [44/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:04:39 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/22/23 11:21:17] blabber, jayvee, and Sario [1021/2792] have team battled sky, "\@_, and cfjk [2179/2685] and lost! 0 days, 02:13:11 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/23 12:03:40] cfjk [221/616] has challenged tswsl [267/822] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to cfjk's clock.
[02/22/23 19:23:22] cfjk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cfjk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/23/23 19:14:16] Cockatrice, cfjk, and dax [928/1762] have team battled Acolarh, Koffa, and Gangsterish [1256/1973] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:54 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/23 12:10:05] cfjk ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 13:45:55 from level 69.
[02/24/23 16:36:31] Khorne [492/1111] has come upon cfjk [198/621] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:19:01 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[02/26/23 22:33:54] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:02:47 towards level 69.
[02/27/23 09:46:58] cfjk [154/621] has come upon MetaNova [637/752] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:34:53 is added to cfjk's clock.
[02/27/23 18:23:00] Puff [341/691] has challenged cfjk [187/621] in combat and won! 12 days, 06:32:45 is removed from Puff's clock.
[02/27/23 18:46:55] t3chn0, cfjk, and slim [1065/2031] have team battled kptr, StalkR, and bfft [1300/1866] and lost! 1 day, 04:44:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/23 21:42:10] cfjk spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! cfjk's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/28/23 07:58:16] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 06:14:02 towards level 69.
[02/28/23 21:31:19] EddieT137 [315/1009] has come upon cfjk [240/611] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 15:57:34 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[03/01/23 01:29:05] GilbertErik [337/777] has challenged cfjk [304/611] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:43:29 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[03/01/23 13:51:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 5 days, 08:08:42 toward level 69.
[03/01/23 14:34:20] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:35:51 towards level 69.
[03/02/23 01:35:51] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:13:52 towards level 69.
[03/02/23 02:45:19] cfjk [10/611] has come upon jaxson [508/614] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:33:58 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/02/23 05:59:20] Przemek [109/221] has challenged cfjk [429/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Przemek's clock.
[03/02/23 18:54:55] gildarts, cfjk, ToHellWithGA, and Ecko have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/03/23 04:28:12] krustenkaese, cfjk, and Crazycatlady [900/1653] have team battled GilbertErik, TimWolla, and misha [2370/2549] and lost! 0 days, 04:24:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/23 05:36:56] cfjk fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:17:09 from level 69.
[03/04/23 20:05:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 5 days, 20:49:36 toward level 69.
[03/05/23 15:45:19] muirrum [318/583] has come upon cfjk [139/611] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:57:32 is removed from muirrum's clock.
[03/07/23 10:59:40] cfjk [429/611] has challenged V [269/879] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:19:15 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/08/23 07:57:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cfjk with fire, slowing the heathen 15 days, 06:11:03 from level 69.
[03/08/23 12:26:58] TauPan, gildarts, and tswsl [12/2643] have team battled apb, cfjk, and Aksej [2462/2534] and lost! 1 day, 15:27:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/23 10:49:39] cfjk [160/611] has come upon damyan [17/725] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:00:44 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/11/23 00:21:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 11 days, 12:31:21 toward level 69.
[03/11/23 17:19:43] cfjk [157/611] has challenged idleevil [717/876] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:58:12 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/11/23 18:53:28] Bolded [558/963] has challenged cfjk [604/611] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to Bolded's clock.
[03/12/23 02:29:53] pants [453/1211] has come upon cfjk [564/611] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:46:24 is added to pants's clock.
[03/12/23 10:47:32] Nuae [634/848] has come upon cfjk [222/616] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:37:56 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[03/13/23 12:18:40] cfjk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:22:04 towards level 69.
[03/14/23 03:36:46] cfjk [148/616] has come upon Wolf [123/812] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:39:05 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/14/23 07:47:07] thornrag [195/686] has challenged cfjk [124/616] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:33:22 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[03/14/23 10:47:44] binaryhermit [516/832] has challenged cfjk [127/616] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:27:17 is removed from binaryhermit's clock.
[03/14/23 10:47:44] binaryhermit has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:32:18 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/14/23 20:16:28] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:49:23 towards level 69.
[03/15/23 23:23:35] Puff [501/691] has come upon cfjk [55/616] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:59:27 is removed from Puff's clock.
[03/16/23 10:57:50] buzel [4/718] has challenged cfjk [499/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:32:42 is added to buzel's clock.
[03/17/23 11:02:54] tsr [563/725] has challenged cfjk [580/616] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:40:13 is added to tsr's clock.
[03/17/23 15:03:44] solarsparq [598/699] has challenged cfjk [49/616] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:52:57 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[03/17/23 23:05:30] pants [229/1211] has challenged cfjk [231/616] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:50:28 is added to pants's clock.
[03/18/23 19:42:46] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:10 towards level 69.
[03/19/23 21:34:46] Yarosh, anarcat, and bananaboat [1858/2561] have team battled sc, cfjk, and ZOTTA [1596/2277] and won! 0 days, 18:48:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/23 07:12:11] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:44:53 from level 69.
[03/21/23 21:56:53] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:37:25 towards level 69.
[03/22/23 18:17:14] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:13:39 towards level 69.
[03/23/23 01:04:58] CodeB [295/473] has challenged cfjk [98/616] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:08:36 is removed from CodeB's clock.
[03/23/23 15:58:39] jayvee, zbe, and cfjk [1788/2778] have team battled apb, gildarts, and Tabmow [1748/2711] and won! 0 days, 14:04:17 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/23 07:19:39] washclof [815/1085] has come upon cfjk [576/616] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:29:06 is removed from washclof's clock.
[03/25/23 23:46:04] Wolf [780/812] has challenged cfjk [61/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:07:09 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[03/26/23 00:15:47] cfjk [229/616] has challenged Minus [287/882] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/26/23 10:05:13] Aksej, cfjk, and Affliction [752/2293] have team battled pwae, "\@_, and Przemek [1362/2282] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/23 17:16:07] cfjk [462/616] has come upon Abe [232/616] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 01:35:45 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/27/23 08:53:01] cfjk [304/616] has challenged Dan [3/550] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:32:43 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/27/23 08:53:01] In the fierce battle, Dan dropped their level 55 helm! cfjk picks it up, tossing their old level 38 helm to Dan.
[03/27/23 12:24:24] binaryhermit [452/828] has come upon cfjk [218/633] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:05:51 is removed from binaryhermit's clock.
[03/27/23 15:34:40] cfjk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:33:05 towards level 70.
[03/28/23 10:58:38] cfjk [182/633] has challenged muirrum [311/591] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:52:27 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/29/23 04:39:26] cfjk [30/633] has come upon Matthew [73/584] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:11:18 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/29/23 11:55:40] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:47:01 towards level 70.
[03/29/23 13:04:13] Theleveler [153/866] has challenged cfjk [605/633] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:00:13 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[03/31/23 07:15:46] happymeal [90/340] has come upon cfjk [240/633] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:49:25 is added to happymeal's clock.
[04/01/23 06:22:32] Dan [528/535] has come upon cfjk [428/633] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:32:50 is removed from Dan's clock.
[04/01/23 08:18:36] cfjk [136/633] has challenged Aksej [723/1019] in combat and lost! 4 days, 01:05:14 is added to cfjk's clock.
[04/02/23 10:48:53] ToHellWithGA, jaxson, and nowz [1714/2233] have team battled gradator, Mat, and cfjk [1366/1680] and won! 4 days, 02:25:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/23 20:10:25] sc [250/839] has come upon cfjk [274/633] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:20:10 is added to sc's clock.
[04/04/23 02:32:24] cfjk [292/633] has challenged TheSilentLink [13/873] in combat and won! 6 days, 16:16:37 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[04/05/23 08:36:28] Stevland [389/1025] has come upon cfjk [16/633] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 03:02:11 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[04/06/23 12:34:35] bananaboat [75/845] has come upon cfjk [435/633] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:42:42 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[04/06/23 12:44:46] signofzeta [905/998] has challenged cfjk [276/633] in combat and won! 4 days, 07:29:03 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[04/06/23 16:02:58] cfjk got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:35:46 towards level 70.
[04/06/23 19:23:09] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:45:39 towards level 70.
[04/07/23 17:51:02] Cockatrice [813/913] has challenged cfjk [313/633] in combat and won! 11 days, 02:39:21 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[04/08/23 07:42:48] cfjk was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:40:31 from level 70.
[04/08/23 12:30:57] Asara [408/845] has come upon cfjk [379/633] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:32:04 is removed from Asara's clock.
[04/08/23 18:21:05] solarsparq, cfjk, and brycec [1763/2633] have team battled CompanionCube, exergy, and SuzakuMedli [2022/2231] and lost! 0 days, 09:49:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/10/23 02:02:51] cfjk [525/633] has challenged jayvee [420/718] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:57:22 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[04/10/23 05:56:32] Bluedog [125/833] has come upon cfjk [241/633] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:11:46 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[04/12/23 20:51:40] Silvanus_Betrium, thatmint, and Lenny_ [796/2184] have team battled cfjk, Ankhers, and ion [1377/2211] and lost! 1 day, 12:15:45 is added to their clocks.
[04/13/23 05:11:32] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:38:13 towards level 70.
[04/14/23 02:25:52] SirNeo, slim, and nya [1939/2394] have team battled Faradome, cfjk, and noex [958/1746] and won! 0 days, 19:02:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/23 03:17:21] cfjk, arkie, and d4n13L [1225/1607] have team battled alexlehm, caeli, and alephnull [20/1468] and won! 1 day, 05:20:12 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/23 04:19:35] cfjk [223/633] has come upon nya [1179/1196] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:29:12 is added to cfjk's clock.
[04/14/23 05:48:14] Bolded [601/965] has come upon cfjk [7/633] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:25:51 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[04/16/23 10:19:41] cfjk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:56:07 towards level 70.
[04/16/23 18:37:12] cfjk set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:26:51 from level 70.
[04/17/23 08:40:51] cfjk [455/633] has challenged Acolarh [893/984] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:57:04 is added to cfjk's clock.
[04/17/23 11:37:17] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:32:51 towards level 70.
[04/17/23 20:24:56] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:07:05 towards level 70.
[04/18/23 14:47:33] cfjk [290/633] has challenged Ankhers [12/722] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:29:12 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[04/20/23 20:42:25] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:41:44 from level 70.
[04/22/23 14:13:34] sky, cfjk, and munkis [1278/2412] have team battled enteral, ZOTTA, and Andrio [1795/2129] and lost! 1 day, 03:17:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/23 12:35:31] canton7 [444/875] has come upon cfjk [47/633] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:16:45 is removed from canton7's clock.
[04/26/23 09:34:20] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:00 towards level 70.
[04/26/23 13:29:13] cfjk [291/633] has challenged StalkR [96/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:09:21 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[04/27/23 02:18:23] pyre [399/841] has come upon cfjk [104/633] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:03:02 is removed from pyre's clock.
[04/28/23 16:18:30] cfjk [160/633] has challenged kinus [374/491] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to cfjk's clock.
[04/28/23 16:40:10] cfjk [160/633] has challenged Pricey [1/504] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:01:31 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[04/28/23 22:41:29] Faradome [507/597] has challenged cfjk [424/633] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:17:06 is removed from Faradome's clock.
[04/29/23 00:39:35] misha, Minus, and A_Dragon [861/2742] have team battled cfjk, Gangsterish, and EddieT137 [788/2043] and won! 0 days, 02:03:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/23 22:10:45] V [780/932] has come upon cfjk [574/633] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:12:27 is removed from V's clock.
[04/30/23 00:53:59] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:35:49 towards level 71.
[04/30/23 01:36:20] cfjk fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:44:17 from level 71.
[05/01/23 01:19:49] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:48:04 towards level 71.
[05/01/23 13:12:51] idlegood [62/770] has come upon cfjk [248/633] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:19:29 is added to idlegood's clock.
[05/02/23 09:33:08] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:11:59 towards level 71.
[05/02/23 20:05:42] cfjk [621/633] has challenged vegadark [167/728] in combat and won! 8 days, 17:56:06 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[05/03/23 17:48:23] pwae, SirBummelz, and Russell [1624/2678] have team battled binaryhermit, KindOne, and cfjk [936/1948] and won! 1 day, 15:41:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/23 07:20:19] cfjk walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:35:04 from level 71.
[05/04/23 20:16:09] cfjk [31/633] has challenged io [26/1151] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:41:43 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[05/04/23 20:16:09] In the fierce battle, io dropped their level 69 pair of gloves! cfjk picks it up, tossing their old level 57 pair of gloves to io.
[05/05/23 19:35:11] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:18:24 towards level 71.
[05/06/23 21:40:59] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:28:39 towards level 71.
[05/09/23 14:04:57] tomgus1 [371/573] has come upon cfjk [470/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:53:17 is added to tomgus1's clock.
[05/10/23 07:27:51] Przemek [119/457] has come upon cfjk [619/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:39:48 is added to Przemek's clock.
[05/11/23 23:24:32] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:51:38 from level 71.
[05/13/23 02:52:56] hdm [132/993] has come upon cfjk [138/645] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:41:48 is added to hdm's clock.
[05/13/23 13:10:47] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:43:54 towards level 71.
[05/14/23 00:04:04] cfjk [291/645] has challenged StalkR [286/903] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:03:20 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[05/14/23 02:58:46] jayvee [40/686] has come upon cfjk [154/645] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:01:22 is added to jayvee's clock.
[05/14/23 09:04:52] cfjk [51/645] has come upon idleneutral [470/672] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:11:33 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/14/23 20:53:30] m00m00 [1/4] has challenged cfjk [518/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to m00m00's clock.
[05/16/23 12:19:33] Fenrik, Tabmow, and sky [1127/3057] have team battled cfjk, MetaNova, and Asara [1138/2258] and lost! 1 day, 20:14:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/23 23:10:10] solarsparq, signofzeta, and tomgus1 [2101/2253] have team battled cfjk, Andrio, and DrinkyBird [1465/2513] and won! 1 day, 05:57:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/23 10:44:38] shikhin [576/964] has come upon cfjk [233/645] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:37:13 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[05/19/23 22:25:04] Lord255 [785/820] has come upon cfjk [365/645] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:14:30 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[05/20/23 19:40:19] cfjk [176/645] has challenged Sombra [921/1275] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:50:15 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/22/23 02:19:46] Russell [18/959] has come upon cfjk [550/645] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:09:07 is added to Russell's clock.
[05/23/23 05:34:26] m00m00 [149/320] has challenged cfjk [377/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to m00m00's clock.
[05/24/23 02:16:33] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:32:28 towards level 71.
[05/25/23 04:42:09] cfjk learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:37:04 towards level 71.
[05/25/23 09:13:10] buzel, Crazycatlady, and cfjk [1959/2125] have team battled el, wille, and d4n13L [1812/1939] and won! 1 day, 10:36:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/25/23 12:59:05] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:34:28 from level 71.
[05/26/23 16:12:49] Lord255 [526/819] has challenged cfjk [545/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:14:03 is added to Lord255's clock.
[05/28/23 12:29:21] cfjk fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! cfjk's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/29/23 05:33:33] t3chn0, dbx12, and Tangles [342/2355] have team battled Omega, spex, and cfjk [1106/2769] and lost! 0 days, 07:43:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/23 10:28:09] rawgreaze [638/1011] has challenged cfjk [109/631] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:45:17 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[05/29/23 12:28:39] MELOONi [86/945] has challenged cfjk [111/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:48 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[05/29/23 23:31:19] Kachin [789/1009] has challenged cfjk [537/631] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:07:51 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[06/02/23 19:51:48] cfjk [206/631] has come upon Andrio [397/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:32:39 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/02/23 22:32:00] JamCow, TimeWarp, and cfjk [689/2130] have team battled Malvolio, dwfreed, and Russell [1310/2545] and lost! 1 day, 00:51:48 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/23 23:02:15] alephnull [442/481] has challenged cfjk [168/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:10:43 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[06/03/23 19:01:03] Aksej, cfjk, and _sh [589/2589] have team battled Thorael, sky, and gegenschein [1135/2669] and lost! 1 day, 01:44:21 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/23 20:38:04] hdm, V, and laama [2173/2899] have team battled MetaNova, bananaboat, and cfjk [11/2129] and won! 3 days, 20:09:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/23 06:00:21] gegenschein, tomhek, and Nuae [2598/2906] have team battled buzel, tmberg, and cfjk [1465/2231] and won! 0 days, 15:25:06 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/23 18:03:13] cfjk [190/631] has challenged ChowderKeg [833/885] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:27:13 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/05/23 16:14:01] cfjk misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:54:25 from level 71.
[06/05/23 20:17:22] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:46:53 towards level 71.
[06/06/23 05:58:11] cfjk [230/631] has challenged signofzeta [90/1013] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:04:44 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/06/23 21:45:21] idlegood [366/735] has come upon cfjk [121/631] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:32:57 is removed from idlegood's clock.
[06/08/23 23:13:49] Aksej, IFireflyl, and Fehu [488/2089] have team battled bobvador, cfjk, and CodeGeek [1025/2740] and lost! 0 days, 08:31:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/23 03:07:11] cfjk [640/860] has challenged EddieT137 [326/1051] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/10/23 04:33:46] cfjk got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:14:00 towards level 72.
[06/10/23 14:03:33] Warson [16/355] has come upon cfjk [292/860] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:11 is added to Warson's clock.
[06/11/23 15:16:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 4 days, 05:32:55 toward level 72.
[06/11/23 16:59:00] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:00:16 towards level 72.
[06/12/23 01:36:00] cfjk [353/860] has challenged ZOTTA [89/834] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:51:14 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/12/23 13:40:26] Daikojun, nya, and allo [129/2534] have team battled zbe, aqsd, and cfjk [1229/2772] and lost! 0 days, 05:22:10 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/23 15:32:30] Khorne [207/1112] has come upon cfjk [36/860] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:29:39 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[06/12/23 23:26:34] Thorael, cfjk, and pwae [1555/2344] have team battled style, hugga, and HeavyPodda [688/1959] and won! 4 days, 13:13:51 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/23 00:15:08] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:34:33 towards level 72.
[06/14/23 06:35:03] cfjk misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:44:28 from level 72.
[06/14/23 08:53:11] dwfreed [208/1165] has challenged cfjk [246/860] in combat and lost! 3 days, 03:40:33 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[06/15/23 07:20:13] cfjk fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:58:40 from level 72.
[06/15/23 17:20:29] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:15:45 from level 72.
[06/17/23 01:12:37] MELOONi [655/945] has challenged cfjk [410/860] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:23:41 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[06/18/23 12:23:14] cfjk [422/860] has challenged unicron [131/690] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:42:54 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/18/23 20:58:41] jacob1 [764/860] has come upon cfjk [561/860] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:13:51 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[06/19/23 09:12:02] d4n13L [176/590] has come upon cfjk [257/860] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:59:49 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[06/20/23 11:41:40] cfjk was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:41:29 towards level 72.
[06/20/23 16:41:25] el [77/698] has challenged cfjk [298/860] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:45:53 is added to el's clock.
[06/20/23 20:42:36] t3chn0 [562/948] has challenged cfjk [631/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:49:21 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[06/21/23 04:39:00] cfjk learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:34 towards level 72.
[06/21/23 05:28:23] cfjk [635/860] has come upon Fenrik [392/1258] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:49:00 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/22/23 14:15:34] cfjk, mordac, bfft, and d4n13L have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/23 06:48:15] cfjk lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:41:02 from level 72.
[06/24/23 03:27:48] kenyon, Succulents, and Carl [1705/1882] have team battled pfoley, tomgus1, and cfjk [738/2175] and won! 0 days, 00:13:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/23 04:07:40] medivh, Gorek, and cfjk [920/2327] have team battled Crazycatlady, nawcom, and washclof [2377/2818] and lost! 0 days, 16:09:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/23 01:24:36] mordac [494/684] has challenged cfjk [642/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:26:11 is added to mordac's clock.
[06/27/23 15:25:42] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:21 towards level 72.
[06/29/23 08:40:34] cfjk [487/860] has challenged soygirl [250/444] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:46:12 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/30/23 07:56:09] cfjk [276/860] has come upon gildarts [839/870] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:46:19 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/30/23 09:46:45] cfjk [476/860] has challenged boscage [130/562] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:02:16 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[07/01/23 12:28:23] Destruia [614/754] has come upon cfjk [10/860] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 01:50:34 is removed from Destruia's clock.
[07/03/23 04:59:57] MetaNova, gusto, and TheSilentLink [752/2344] have team battled cfjk, bananaboat, and allo [507/2442] and won! 4 days, 09:19:37 is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/23 09:51:53] Fehu [131/638] has come upon cfjk [23/860] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:13:08 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[07/03/23 11:23:26] cfjk [541/860] has challenged Tabmow [537/878] in combat and won! 10 days, 17:46:56 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[07/04/23 02:22:49] cfjk lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:21:34 from level 73.
[07/04/23 07:05:53] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:03:32 towards level 73.
[07/04/23 16:36:41] cfjk, canton7, and dax [2085/2242] have team battled Bolded, theZoMBiE, and TimeWarp [1574/2354] and won! 0 days, 10:48:55 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/23 02:46:16] cfjk burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! cfjk's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/06/23 05:49:04] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:41:52 from level 73.
[07/07/23 13:59:52] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:12:58 towards level 73.
[07/07/23 23:39:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 27 days, 10:28:02 toward level 73.
[07/08/23 00:30:34] eising [146/767] has challenged cfjk [527/854] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:13:20 is added to eising's clock.
[07/09/23 10:58:29] fork [281/418] has come upon cfjk [135/854] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:12:55 is removed from fork's clock.
[07/09/23 11:18:28] vegadark [462/786] has come upon cfjk [644/854] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:22:48 is added to vegadark's clock.
[07/09/23 17:40:15] cfjk [270/854] has challenged Khorne [183/1116] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:57:39 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[07/10/23 09:20:50] cfjk lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:34:24 from level 73.
[07/11/23 07:52:52] cfjk [487/854] has come upon Matthew [193/621] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:04:08 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[07/11/23 14:50:57] zbe [69/1157] has challenged cfjk [828/854] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:01:40 is added to zbe's clock.
[07/15/23 12:35:31] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:52:09 towards level 73.
[07/17/23 16:16:10] cfjk [602/854] has challenged kevkev [16/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:12:13 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[07/17/23 21:25:07] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:12:39 towards level 73.
[07/19/23 00:19:12] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:41:27 towards level 73.
[07/19/23 04:14:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 0 days, 17:37:50 toward level 73.
[07/19/23 09:08:15] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:41:08 towards level 73.
[07/21/23 18:52:44] cfjk [526/854] has challenged Berserker [138/564] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:39:04 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[07/21/23 23:37:38] cfjk learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:35:50 towards level 74.
[07/23/23 14:52:29] tomhek [162/1053] has come upon cfjk [309/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:15:18 is added to tomhek's clock.
[07/24/23 16:01:59] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:29:51 towards level 74.
[07/24/23 22:43:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 13 days, 06:50:03 toward level 74.
[07/25/23 04:17:16] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:55:08 towards level 74.
[07/25/23 04:53:16] 0x00 [321/367] has come upon cfjk [288/854] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:00 is removed from 0x00's clock.
[07/25/23 14:15:44] Przemek [352/590] has come upon cfjk [242/854] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:33:45 is removed from Przemek's clock.
[07/26/23 18:19:24] Fenrik [1148/1216] has challenged cfjk [58/854] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[07/27/23 05:02:06] u4ia [41/183] has challenged cfjk [144/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to u4ia's clock.
[07/27/23 08:23:26] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:56:54 towards level 74.
[07/27/23 12:11:22] Malvolio, Sombra, and "\@_ [328/2903] have team battled Arch, cfjk, and GRIZZLYMAN [1876/2147] and lost! 1 day, 18:30:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/23 19:04:20] u4ia [57/188] has come upon cfjk [549/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:58 is added to u4ia's clock.
[07/28/23 10:14:02] "\@_ [728/1181] has challenged cfjk [633/854] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:57:56 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[07/28/23 21:33:52] blobdog [0/252] has challenged cfjk [649/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to blobdog's clock.
[07/29/23 06:20:38] Acolarh, Destruia, and Zed_Spiker [221/2474] have team battled cfjk, CodeGeek, and Gorek [1014/3186] and lost! 2 days, 16:10:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/23 18:27:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 13 days, 06:12:52 toward level 74.
[07/31/23 21:54:23] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:10:50 from level 74.
[08/01/23 15:52:42] washclof, particleflux, and rawgreaze [693/2623] have team battled cfjk, Tangles, and IFireflyl [1075/2171] and lost! 2 days, 15:37:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/23 16:07:19] cfjk [383/854] has come upon aqsd [561/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:45:51 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/03/23 03:37:13] scornn [108/445] has come upon cfjk [443/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:07:48 is added to scornn's clock.
[08/03/23 11:45:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 2 days, 21:50:07 toward level 74.
[08/03/23 12:43:13] allo [696/806] has come upon cfjk [499/854] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:54:43 is removed from allo's clock.
[08/04/23 21:52:44] cfjk [556/854] has come upon brycec [1023/1309] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:46:53 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/05/23 23:52:00] ter0 [91/146] has challenged cfjk [823/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:27 is added to ter0's clock.
[08/06/23 04:28:31] cfjk [178/854] has challenged Crazycatlady [774/822] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:04:49 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/06/23 10:49:16] canton7, sky, and caeli [1128/2567] have team battled Matthew, Forud, and cfjk [1958/2486] and lost! 1 day, 03:46:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/23 10:57:48] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:41:46 towards level 75.
[08/06/23 12:35:35] Mat [321/621] has come upon cfjk [836/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:00:24 is added to Mat's clock.
[08/06/23 23:08:48] cfjk [621/854] has come upon bookworm [324/685] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 17:10:28 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/08/23 08:03:22] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 16:19:10 towards level 75.
[08/08/23 16:53:36] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:53:33 towards level 75.
[08/08/23 23:35:56] cfjk [819/854] has come upon "\@_ [837/1221] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:33:30 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/09/23 01:52:21] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:22:20 towards level 75.
[08/09/23 14:33:16] kptr, Lenny_, and vegadark [661/2405] have team battled cfjk, nya, and thornrag [2703/2798] and lost! 0 days, 12:57:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/23 08:17:26] cfjk, bfft, and Omega [1317/2753] have team battled el, Acolarh, and bsleep [2419/2996] and lost! 0 days, 18:58:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/23 13:34:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 10 days, 15:24:22 toward level 75.
[08/10/23 19:10:43] cfjk [602/854] has come upon Algernon [472/766] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:18:20 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/10/23 19:10:43] cfjk has dealt Algernon a Critical Strike! 0 days, 20:04:55 is added to Algernon's clock.
[08/10/23 22:28:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 13 days, 14:34:13 toward level 75.
[08/11/23 00:52:31] nawcom, cfjk, and Malvolio [1882/2228] have team battled Covid-19, rawgreaze, and ToHellWithGA [380/3150] and won! 2 days, 11:48:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/23 08:16:34] nawcom, cfjk, and blobdog [386/2165] have team battled kenyon, linear, and Garg [2067/2287] and lost! 0 days, 13:03:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/23 10:32:37] cfjk [580/854] has challenged Carl [277/875] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:06:02 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/11/23 11:40:23] el, cfjk, and tomhek [1107/2618] have team battled simple, nya, and Techman [573/3236] and won! 1 day, 15:04:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/23 18:39:00] JamCow, Platonides, and Asara [668/2752] have team battled bg, cfjk, and gideonstar [553/2515] and won! 0 days, 01:40:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/23 19:27:14] style [164/590] has come upon cfjk [789/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:59:56 is added to style's clock.
[08/15/23 17:09:44] cfjk was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:44:30 from level 75.
[08/15/23 23:58:00] cfjk [163/854] has challenged sky [361/963] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:35:05 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/17/23 12:00:18] cfjk set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:14:06 from level 75.
[08/18/23 06:36:34] ramdac [176/489] has come upon cfjk [143/854] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:27:18 is removed from ramdac's clock.
[08/18/23 10:33:30] cfjk [658/854] has challenged Malvolio [72/424] in combat and won! 9 days, 06:22:16 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/20/23 02:22:02] Lenny_, Malvolio, and cfjk [780/2358] have team battled style, caeli, and sc [1239/2401] and lost! 7 days, 06:08:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/23 03:39:05] cfjk [625/854] has come upon Wolf [183/902] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 11:48:30 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/22/23 05:18:04] hax404 [50/506] has come upon cfjk [452/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:12:03 is added to hax404's clock.
[08/23/23 03:41:04] KindOne [108/515] has come upon cfjk [713/854] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:57:50 is added to KindOne's clock.
[08/24/23 18:41:15] Techman, cfjk, arcade_droid, and V have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/25/23 01:05:12] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:46:55 from level 76.
[08/25/23 15:48:38] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:34:54 towards level 76.
[08/26/23 03:32:11] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:49:02 towards level 76.
[08/26/23 09:25:22] dwfreed [106/1210] has come upon cfjk [18/854] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:28:56 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/26/23 15:18:37] Malvolio, ion, and pfoley [1992/2112] have team battled Yarosh, StalkR, and cfjk [314/2402] and won! 0 days, 20:39:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/23 22:20:12] Wam, Bolded, and CodeB [1434/2837] have team battled BenDover, cfjk, and pants [2411/2625] and lost! 1 day, 03:48:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/23 22:42:20] jacquesssss, BenDover, and eising [359/1688] have team battled V, cfjk, and Minus [98/2832] and won! 0 days, 11:01:17 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/23 06:11:32] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:57:09 towards level 76.
[08/28/23 19:18:29] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:20:20 towards level 76.
[08/28/23 20:29:19] cfjk left their weapon out in the rain to rust! cfjk's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/28/23 22:29:12] cfjk, tsr, and d4n13L [2179/2304] have team battled vegadark, Forud, and Minus [71/2723] and won! 3 days, 15:34:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/23 23:40:28] Kritzefitz [92/1077] has come upon cfjk [641/848] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:12:40 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/29/23 04:54:50] shikhin [750/789] has come upon cfjk [155/848] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 16:40:53 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[08/29/23 09:37:41] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cfjk with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 23:08:45 from level 76.
[08/29/23 17:47:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 16 days, 06:52:06 toward level 76.
[08/31/23 10:28:37] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:32:31 towards level 76.
[09/02/23 20:45:19] BenDover, el, and cfjk [1012/2197] have team battled Lenny_, shikhin, and soygirl [2074/2313] and lost! 0 days, 21:40:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/23 17:26:56] cfjk got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:17:35 from level 76.
[09/07/23 18:35:47] cfjk sharpened the edge of their weapon! cfjk's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/08/23 11:06:32] cfjk [26/864] has challenged Platonides [540/860] in combat and lost! 6 days, 01:06:46 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/09/23 00:21:41] Minus, ter0, and caeli [1593/2021] have team battled Destruia, talisein, and cfjk [1421/2270] and won! 0 days, 00:05:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/23 05:25:50] Ankhers [102/728] has challenged cfjk [606/864] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:21:58 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[09/10/23 14:27:58] Cirdan [982/1048] has challenged cfjk [583/864] in combat and won! 5 days, 18:26:23 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[09/10/23 20:32:55] Carl [777/871] has come upon cfjk [674/864] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:59:07 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/11/23 01:45:06] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:44:30 towards level 77.
[09/12/23 02:25:38] cfjk got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:16:15 towards level 77.
[09/12/23 02:51:44] tmberg, cfjk, and Aksej [2403/2924] have team battled u4ia, Tangles, and AlexS [1426/1724] and won! 9 days, 01:55:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/23 18:40:55] boscage [650/807] has challenged cfjk [201/864] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:21:00 is removed from boscage's clock.
[10/28/23 20:40:29] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 14:49:43 towards level 77.
[11/02/23 05:18:49] cadfael, cfjk, Forud, and Ungoliant have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/03/23 16:06:04] adamus1red [582/984] has challenged cfjk [589/867] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:14:50 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[11/03/23 16:20:53] Kritzefitz [938/1177] has challenged cfjk [5/867] in combat and won! 12 days, 22:54:34 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[11/08/23 21:46:14] Chuck, ter0, and cfjk [186/2095] have team battled mzumquadrat, Thorael, and KindOne [758/1741] and lost! 3 days, 10:29:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/10/23 07:24:02] cfjk, shikhin, blabber, and soltys have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/10/23 17:56:18] csc2ya, misha, and cfjk [2198/2556] have team battled gideonstar, Zed_Spiker, and Destruia [2295/2620] and lost! 1 day, 21:40:34 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/23 00:24:36] cfjk, vectr0n, ColonelPanic001, and alephnull have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/11/23 01:19:36] anarcat, eising, and pastly [558/2611] have team battled HeavyPodda, cfjk, and blobdog [794/2281] and lost! 1 day, 01:47:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/11/23 17:30:34] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:32:34 towards level 77.
[11/11/23 18:35:58] misha [885/906] has come upon cfjk [452/867] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:38:55 is removed from misha's clock.
[11/11/23 19:33:48] scumola, sam, and Omega [444/2706] have team battled Matthew, cfjk, and vegadark [172/2626] and won! 4 days, 11:38:28 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/23 20:20:26] cfjk [729/867] has come upon Neil [340/702] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:24:04 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[11/12/23 18:22:24] cfjk was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:26:47 from level 77.
[11/15/23 01:28:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 12 days, 05:38:43 toward level 77.
[11/15/23 16:16:49] talisein [81/666] has challenged cfjk [63/867] in combat and won! 5 days, 10:50:53 is removed from talisein's clock.
[11/16/23 17:25:05] cfjk [795/867] has challenged misha [815/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:36:14 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/17/23 07:48:16] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:31:30 towards level 77.
[11/19/23 01:38:52] cfjk [375/867] has challenged gusto [512/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:08:34 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/19/23 09:07:32] cfjk fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! cfjk's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/19/23 09:40:44] dodecahedron [30/427] has challenged cfjk [654/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:58 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[11/20/23 06:37:26] Malvolio [101/565] has come upon cfjk [789/854] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:25:18 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[11/20/23 07:45:50] yNos [63/900] has challenged cfjk [193/854] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:21:11 is added to yNos's clock.
[11/21/23 07:51:37] tomhek [731/1191] has challenged cfjk [330/854] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:40:31 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[11/21/23 15:27:52] Khorne [142/985] has come upon cfjk [250/854] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:34:12 is added to Khorne's clock.
[11/21/23 23:25:32] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:09:02 from level 77.
[11/24/23 22:27:27] cfjk [328/854] has come upon TimWolla [532/1019] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:46:33 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/25/23 05:13:59] cfjk [359/854] has challenged sco1 [120/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:50:31 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[11/26/23 21:20:32] cfjk, KindOne, and gusto [570/2021] have team battled Daikojun, roosterphant, and tswsl [1555/1679] and lost! 1 day, 02:02:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/23 00:58:50] Omega [51/1051] has come upon cfjk [372/854] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:23:34 is added to Omega's clock.
[11/28/23 19:04:34] pwae, cfjk, Lilith, and GilbertErik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/29/23 03:54:01] cfjk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:24:32 towards level 77.
[11/29/23 13:45:06] cfjk, DividedByZero, sc, and Platonides have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/23 01:25:06] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:52 towards level 77.
[11/30/23 17:03:55] drahthaar [373/911] has come upon cfjk [282/854] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 06:17:19 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[12/01/23 00:03:49] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:32 towards level 77.
[12/01/23 04:22:57] cfjk [472/854] has challenged kptr [142/592] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:16:24 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/02/23 00:42:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 20 days, 22:37:21 toward level 78.
[12/02/23 12:38:01] Sombra [783/1171] has challenged cfjk [800/854] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:12:01 is added to Sombra's clock.
[12/04/23 01:33:56] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:06:06 from level 78.
[12/04/23 02:55:03] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:51:06 towards level 78.
[12/04/23 05:11:05] ter0 [20/540] has challenged cfjk [594/854] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:04:13 is added to ter0's clock.
[12/04/23 09:53:34] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:09:09 towards level 78.
[12/05/23 00:20:08] cfjk misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:31:01 from level 78.
[12/05/23 08:18:04] cfjk [702/854] has challenged Tabmow [173/936] in combat and won! 5 days, 06:20:18 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/06/23 10:58:49] Techman, JackyB, and Garg [1706/2413] have team battled Acolarh, cfjk, and cadfael [1605/2414] and won! 0 days, 15:27:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/23 19:29:28] cfjk [339/854] has come upon DontEvenPeek [834/877] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:20:51 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/07/23 13:42:47] Melon [2/875] has come upon cfjk [162/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:09:34 is added to Melon's clock.
[12/07/23 16:45:51] jayvee [179/620] has come upon cfjk [332/854] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:32:59 is added to jayvee's clock.
[12/08/23 01:17:12] cfjk, anarcat, and zbe [744/3446] have team battled thornrag, Daikojun, and Wam [428/2426] and won! 0 days, 22:19:49 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/23 07:36:09] cfjk [540/854] has challenged Lenny_ [559/1066] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:47:56 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/09/23 05:57:25] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:14:58 towards level 78.
[12/10/23 01:45:46] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 6 days, 22:28:48 toward level 78.
[12/10/23 08:16:41] pfoley, DividedByZero, and cadfael [343/2193] have team battled alexlehm, cfjk, and REDXIII [1202/2092] and lost! 0 days, 19:33:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/23 01:45:11] CompanionCube [71/565] has come upon cfjk [398/854] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:27:20 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[12/12/23 15:02:42] cfjk [464/854] has challenged Ecko [388/951] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:09:45 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/13/23 14:44:33] alexlehm, idleevil, and gildarts [2097/2586] have team battled t3chn0, IFireflyl, and cfjk [1033/2631] and won! 0 days, 10:13:52 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/23 04:39:42] cfjk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:11:29 towards level 78.
[12/14/23 10:13:35] cfjk [776/854] has challenged Nysdar [122/1145] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:39:16 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/14/23 10:44:28] sc, GilbertErik, and dyvonna [818/2843] have team battled cfjk, "\@_, and Jens [925/3190] and lost! 2 days, 15:54:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/23 18:13:47] cfjk [325/854] has come upon popey [906/972] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:43:05 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/15/23 13:36:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 3 days, 14:49:29 toward level 78.
[12/15/23 15:30:11] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:59:45 towards level 78.
[12/16/23 04:30:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cfjk with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 10:27:48 from level 78.
[12/16/23 05:41:57] noex, idleneutral, and cfjk [555/1979] have team battled kinus, Lnk, and dodecahedron [1163/1980] and lost! 0 days, 10:34:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/16/23 07:50:29] Zaratustra [550/823] has come upon cfjk [321/854] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:33:07 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[12/17/23 10:16:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 0 days, 07:40:13 toward level 78.
[12/17/23 22:19:11] tsr [578/870] has come upon cfjk [0/854] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 21:48:44 is removed from tsr's clock.
[12/18/23 13:28:20] cfjk [632/854] has challenged jjasghar [359/1116] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/18/23 20:23:15] Forud, ahmubashshir, and Lord255 [475/2222] have team battled MetaNova, cfjk, and \dev\ice [1266/2471] and lost! 2 days, 20:24:22 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/23 01:38:28] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:27:59 from level 79.
[12/19/23 06:42:27] DontEvenPeek [248/877] has challenged cfjk [826/854] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:27:19 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[12/19/23 07:25:37] rawgreaze [764/1043] has come upon cfjk [166/854] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:09:04 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[12/20/23 13:02:27] Koffa [360/1011] has come upon cfjk [735/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:40:44 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/20/23 16:51:12] V [1160/1223] has challenged cfjk [705/854] in combat and won! 10 days, 00:32:20 is removed from V's clock.
[12/21/23 20:11:07] cfjk ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 04:31:40 from level 79.
[12/23/23 08:21:32] hdm [499/998] has challenged cfjk [750/854] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:24:01 is added to hdm's clock.
[12/24/23 04:50:14] apb, Kachin, and solarsparq [2933/3099] have team battled Forud, OobSaco, and cfjk [96/2409] and won! 1 day, 21:26:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/23 19:32:12] soltys [1046/1079] has come upon cfjk [202/864] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:07:57 is removed from soltys's clock.
[12/25/23 22:32:16] cfjk [364/864] has challenged Affliction [575/1025] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:50 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/27/23 00:26:49] yNos, Nuae, and zifnab06 [2227/2508] have team battled kzootech, alephnull, and cfjk [245/2312] and won! 3 days, 21:50:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/23 09:44:16] cfjk [790/864] has come upon Wolf [53/874] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 07:02:53 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[12/28/23 08:02:16] io [372/1269] has challenged cfjk [514/864] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:24:01 is added to io's clock.
[12/28/23 14:30:02] cfjk got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:17:16 towards level 79.
[12/29/23 07:48:27] cfjk got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:52:15 towards level 79.
[12/31/23 17:03:31] cfjk [820/864] has come upon StalkR [742/1006] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:09:26 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[01/01/24 01:29:07] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:15:51 from level 79.
[01/01/24 16:25:10] cfjk [615/864] has challenged Thorael [527/658] in combat and won! 6 days, 13:13:52 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[01/02/24 03:27:59] cfjk [253/864] has challenged DrinkyBird [530/1237] in combat and lost! 3 days, 07:06:38 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/02/24 04:39:27] DontEvenPeek [370/916] has come upon cfjk [829/864] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:08:28 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[01/02/24 05:26:12] Lnk, hdm, and cfjk [750/2691] have team battled thatmint, hugga, and gildarts [1609/2573] and lost! 0 days, 04:12:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/24 22:53:58] JackyB [276/847] has come upon cfjk [49/864] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:44:44 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[01/03/24 15:35:32] vectr0n [285/738] has come upon cfjk [222/864] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:11:23 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[01/03/24 17:18:20] cfjk fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! cfjk's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/03/24 18:46:48] cfjk, Wam, and Paganel [1169/2784] have team battled Lilith, Chuck, and BastelBot [637/2319] and won! 5 days, 20:39:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/24 21:02:11] Drin, cfjk, and TimWolla [1627/3006] have team battled JackyB, cadfael, and Gorek [2022/2565] and lost! 1 day, 02:07:51 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/24 15:44:09] caeli [667/862] has challenged cfjk [600/852] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:58:36 is removed from caeli's clock.
[01/05/24 17:39:46] Malvolio [192/565] has come upon cfjk [128/852] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:00:08 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[01/05/24 20:40:54] JackyB, tswsl, and Daikojun [1447/2194] have team battled nawcom, Fehu, and cfjk [94/2424] and won! 3 days, 16:54:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/24 08:03:34] cfjk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:38:50 from level 79.
[01/07/24 14:47:30] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:59:09 towards level 79.
[01/07/24 19:11:57] scumola [34/659] has challenged cfjk [467/852] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:38:25 is added to scumola's clock.
[01/08/24 20:33:46] cfjk learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:09:41 towards level 79.
[01/09/24 03:14:15] simple [739/1073] has challenged cfjk [169/852] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:00:07 is removed from simple's clock.
[01/09/24 03:43:01] cfjk learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:49:47 towards level 79.
[01/11/24 18:30:10] cfjk [255/852] has challenged MELOONi [111/991] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:53:23 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[01/12/24 06:47:50] Blohsh, bookworm, and alephnull [1737/2226] have team battled ahmubashshir, cfjk, and hdm [1005/2437] and won! 0 days, 13:15:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/24 12:24:49] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:38 towards level 79.
[01/13/24 15:07:06] tomhek [426/1223] has come upon cfjk [832/852] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:10:26 is added to tomhek's clock.
[01/13/24 15:30:48] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:20:49 towards level 79.
[01/13/24 21:42:40] scornn [431/519] has challenged cfjk [467/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:28 is added to scornn's clock.
[01/14/24 00:39:18] bt [250/344] has challenged cfjk [559/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to bt's clock.
[01/14/24 03:28:12] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:15:12 towards level 79.
[01/14/24 04:04:48] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:49:16 towards level 79.
[01/15/24 19:47:57] cfjk, Nysdar, and kenyon [1663/2981] have team battled k4k0, hdm, and kptr [538/1836] and won! 0 days, 18:09:10 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/24 05:33:13] nathan [249/906] has challenged cfjk [136/852] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:53:56 is removed from nathan's clock.
[01/18/24 16:10:58] cfjk [241/852] has challenged gusto [768/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:22:49 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/18/24 20:47:26] cfjk [374/852] has challenged rawgreaze [375/1136] in combat and lost! 7 days, 00:26:12 is added to cfjk's clock.
[01/19/24 11:24:00] sco1 [316/538] has come upon cfjk [437/852] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:11:44 is added to sco1's clock.
[01/19/24 16:57:30] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 09:35:24 towards level 80.
[01/20/24 02:16:50] cfjk, MELOONi, and RussellB [125/2832] have team battled popey, anarcat, and Cockatrice [1840/3180] and lost! 2 days, 03:04:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/24 21:25:48] TheSilentLink, bt, and cfjk [1326/2322] have team battled Ungoliant, BenDover, and hax404 [1558/1922] and lost! 0 days, 02:31:55 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/24 11:07:09] ukleinek, muirrum, and HeavyPodda [2458/2578] have team battled tass, cfjk, and Malvolio [1606/2149] and won! 3 days, 21:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/24 11:05:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 8 days, 15:17:10 toward level 80.
[01/25/24 02:31:38] cfjk fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:20:43 from level 80.
[01/26/24 13:30:17] cfjk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 20:42:57 towards level 80.
[01/26/24 13:30:59] cfjk, n0ssh, and tass [827/2251] have team battled jaxson, MELOONi, and Kritzefitz [1498/3057] and lost! 1 day, 05:05:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/24 06:51:47] theZoMBiE [365/569] has come upon cfjk [634/852] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:44:01 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[01/27/24 07:43:49] Dex [106/396] has challenged cfjk [827/852] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:03:14 is added to Dex's clock.
[01/28/24 11:56:36] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:55:40 towards level 80.
[01/28/24 17:55:08] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:35:30 towards level 80.
[01/29/24 05:57:22] noex [181/488] has come upon cfjk [521/852] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:47:54 is added to noex's clock.
[01/30/24 19:53:44] cfjk [397/852] has come upon Fenrik [368/1234] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:55:32 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[01/31/24 04:01:10] cfjk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:16:25 towards level 80.
[02/05/24 06:00:35] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:38:47 towards level 80.
[02/05/24 16:07:06] drahthaar [860/914] has come upon cfjk [357/852] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:44:36 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[02/06/24 15:53:38] Pinkman [576/937] has come upon cfjk [626/852] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:29:34 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[02/07/24 06:03:56] Zed_Spiker, Gangsterish, and kinus [1670/2904] have team battled gusto, jacob1, and cfjk [816/2599] and won! 1 day, 05:45:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/07/24 08:09:50] yang [234/467] has come upon cfjk [655/852] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:59:52 is added to yang's clock.
[02/07/24 18:12:10] cfjk [571/852] has challenged Fyrgor [65/592] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:50:56 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/08/24 03:53:55] cfjk bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:03:35 towards level 80.
[02/09/24 17:24:39] cfjk [121/852] has challenged RussellB [407/998] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:52:21 is added to cfjk's clock.
[02/09/24 19:12:32] cfjk discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:35:28 towards level 80.
[02/10/24 01:55:16] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:41:35 from level 80.
[02/11/24 02:59:05] Chuck, pfoley, and cfjk [1859/2602] have team battled OobSaco, Kayn, and Jens [437/2241] and won! 1 day, 10:32:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/24 06:33:54] cfjk [453/852] has challenged ukleinek [853/1023] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:14:35 is added to cfjk's clock.
[02/11/24 10:28:00] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:46:43 towards level 80.
[02/11/24 11:20:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 15 days, 23:44:27 toward level 80.
[02/11/24 12:59:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 3 days, 01:06:30 toward level 80.
[02/13/24 14:48:00] cfjk [74/852] has challenged jayvee [125/634] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:17:05 is added to cfjk's clock.
[02/14/24 10:27:34] cfjk got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:26:23 towards level 80.
[02/14/24 11:53:26] cfjk [501/862] has challenged mute [246/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:08:14 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/14/24 21:50:28] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:46 towards level 80.
[02/15/24 01:39:44] gendish [81/429] has come upon cfjk [342/862] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:57:04 is added to gendish's clock.
[02/15/24 07:08:40] hdm [162/1013] has come upon cfjk [326/862] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:25:04 is added to hdm's clock.
[02/15/24 11:35:12] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:44 towards level 80.
[02/15/24 12:06:16] cfjk fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:42:04 from level 80.
[02/17/24 16:56:05] Xenthys, el, and yang [1472/2232] have team battled dodecahedron, Omega, and cfjk [398/2498] and won! 0 days, 06:36:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/24 03:34:18] cfjk [373/862] has challenged drahthaar [857/914] in combat and lost! 8 days, 13:00:14 is added to cfjk's clock.
[02/19/24 19:28:59] TheSilentLink [731/1052] has come upon cfjk [54/862] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:20:39 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[02/19/24 21:02:17] Ungoliant [490/806] has come upon cfjk [676/862] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:10:23 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[02/21/24 22:46:36] DrinkyBird [1139/1237] has challenged cfjk [802/862] in combat and won! 15 days, 15:16:24 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[02/22/24 19:09:14] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:06:01 towards level 81.
[02/23/24 10:20:23] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:48:11 towards level 81.
[02/23/24 13:44:34] cfjk [589/862] has challenged HeavyPodda [502/988] in combat and won! 13 days, 06:18:10 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[02/24/24 22:09:37] cfjk [627/862] has come upon Fenrik [1039/1234] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:53:43 is added to cfjk's clock.
[02/25/24 10:46:31] BlueJay [838/894] has come upon cfjk [345/862] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:14:19 is removed from BlueJay's clock.
[02/27/24 17:43:14] u4ia, chadgpt, and Ecko [531/1870] have team battled cfjk, Zed_Spiker, and tswsl [2194/2648] and lost! 0 days, 02:43:52 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/24 06:23:24] dodecahedron [245/520] has challenged cfjk [152/862] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:02:13 is removed from dodecahedron's clock.
[02/28/24 11:27:59] HollowWasp [490/568] has challenged cfjk [644/862] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:42:09 is added to HollowWasp's clock.
[02/29/24 00:20:26] abarat, jayvee, and cfjk [160/1739] have team battled Ancalagon, RussellB, and tass [1622/2386] and lost! 0 days, 01:08:48 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/24 21:19:50] cfjk [540/862] has challenged zbe [702/1345] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:52:54 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/01/24 23:37:59] cfjk fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! cfjk's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/02/24 11:48:43] VonToutCourt [1377/1393] has come upon cfjk [786/850] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 07:37:29 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[03/02/24 21:41:53] cfjk [574/850] has challenged eising [619/844] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:20:36 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/02/24 22:16:22] Ecko [253/1007] has come upon cfjk [25/850] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:17:42 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[03/03/24 03:50:04] style [9/591] has come upon cfjk [839/850] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:17:15 is added to style's clock.
[03/07/24 11:58:26] jaxson, ahmubashshir, cfjk, and Minus have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/24 10:33:25] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:18:20 towards level 81.
[03/08/24 17:01:14] anarcat [244/1325] has come upon cfjk [49/850] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:29:41 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[03/08/24 21:42:38] Koffa, cfjk, and soltys [1293/2911] have team battled kenyon, RussellB, and yano [270/2956] and won! 2 days, 00:53:25 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/24 14:04:42] TimWolla [776/1049] has challenged cfjk [612/850] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:18:54 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[03/09/24 15:37:17] cfjk [518/850] has come upon nya [727/782] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:27:50 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/09/24 20:34:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 32 days, 22:50:42 toward level 81.
[03/10/24 04:57:11] EddieT137 [374/1088] has come upon cfjk [509/850] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:05:52 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[03/10/24 08:53:27] opcode, SSLbits, and cfjk [1266/2340] have team battled Techman, vegadark, and nya [426/2741] and won! 2 days, 22:56:45 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/24 20:44:40] cfjk, Gangsterish, and Misza [1767/3000] have team battled Theleveler, BastelBot, and zifnab06 [459/2167] and won! 1 day, 09:47:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/24 07:00:34] CornFly [764/1005] has challenged cfjk [509/850] in combat and won! 14 days, 00:52:24 is removed from CornFly's clock.
[03/12/24 23:11:34] cfjk [386/850] has come upon Techman [569/1010] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:13:11 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/14/24 07:10:28] ToHellWithGA [591/1309] has come upon cfjk [777/850] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:55:41 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[03/15/24 08:07:04] cfjk [493/850] has challenged allo [597/831] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:24:55 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/15/24 10:20:19] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:09 towards level 81.
[03/16/24 18:16:43] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:37:53 towards level 81.
[03/17/24 15:05:50] cfjk [367/850] has come upon ukleinek [28/1011] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:05:09 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/17/24 20:55:36] Omega [169/1126] has come upon cfjk [248/850] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:57:53 is added to Omega's clock.
[03/18/24 02:05:48] cfjk [36/850] has challenged Fraiyr [58/343] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:58:26 is added to cfjk's clock.
[03/18/24 06:04:03] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:06:51 towards level 81.
[03/19/24 08:19:43] zuper [385/482] has challenged cfjk [360/850] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:59:12 is removed from zuper's clock.
[03/19/24 19:33:41] nawcom [130/966] has come upon cfjk [112/850] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 22:30:47 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[03/19/24 23:21:44] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:23:35 towards level 81.
[03/21/24 10:54:25] cfjk [561/857] has challenged Lnk [371/822] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:26:39 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/21/24 13:47:02] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:10:23 towards level 82.
[03/22/24 00:08:17] Fraiyr [202/344] has come upon cfjk [290/857] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:13:30 is added to Fraiyr's clock.
[03/23/24 00:05:58] spex [249/1192] has come upon cfjk [145/857] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:03:09 is removed from spex's clock.
[03/23/24 03:01:34] vectr0n, anarcat, and cfjk [2072/2945] have team battled Bolded, shikhin, and Forud [1538/3217] and won! 1 day, 06:38:14 is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/24 10:37:44] drahthaar, HellSpawn, and Lnk [1772/2775] have team battled cfjk, Gorek, and Misza [2613/2952] and lost! 1 day, 10:21:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/24 20:08:28] cfjk [255/857] has challenged gradator [186/789] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:06:16 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/24/24 09:20:18] cfjk [612/857] has challenged DontEvenPeek [391/951] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:36:44 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/24/24 09:20:18] cfjk has dealt DontEvenPeek a Critical Strike! 2 days, 18:35:52 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[03/26/24 21:05:40] hax404, buzel, and tscherer [14/1780] have team battled MadMan, tass, and cfjk [26/2270] and lost! 3 days, 12:16:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/24 11:52:54] cfjk [575/857] has challenged Wolf [15/954] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:42:29 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/28/24 02:13:47] cfjk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:01:33 towards level 82.
[03/28/24 22:50:06] dodecahedron, Neil, and dwfreed [1957/2471] have team battled gildarts, Daikojun, and cfjk [2017/2371] and lost! 1 day, 10:07:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/24 02:31:14] cfjk slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! cfjk's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/29/24 16:58:56] Garg, allo, and cfjk [419/2333] have team battled Carl, adamus1red, and Chuck [2037/2399] and lost! 1 day, 03:35:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/24 12:56:17] DontEvenPeek, cfjk, and MadMan [2109/2388] have team battled jacob1, laama, and KyloRen [794/2222] and won! 1 day, 02:36:46 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/24 06:24:24] Wolf [587/948] has challenged cfjk [713/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:13:10 is added to Wolf's clock.
[04/01/24 00:19:59] cfjk ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:45:53 from level 82.
[04/01/24 11:58:24] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:44:52 towards level 82.
[04/02/24 02:54:19] noex [287/505] has come upon cfjk [375/853] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:46:26 is added to noex's clock.
[04/02/24 09:46:29] noex [255/505] has come upon cfjk [469/853] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:38:41 is added to noex's clock.
[04/02/24 10:38:14] Chuck [73/617] has challenged cfjk [827/853] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:58:29 is added to Chuck's clock.
[04/03/24 06:12:26] Puff, SSLbits, and cfjk [453/2439] have team battled rs, Wam, and thornrag [1962/2322] and lost! 0 days, 02:52:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/24 11:50:03] CodeGeek, nawcom, and jacob1 [1388/3106] have team battled ChowderKeg, cfjk, and bg [2391/2506] and lost! 0 days, 11:27:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/03/24 14:45:50] nya [669/785] has challenged cfjk [513/853] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:39:56 is removed from nya's clock.
[04/03/24 17:20:51] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:26:02 towards level 82.
[04/04/24 19:47:28] cfjk reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! cfjk's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/06/24 04:07:00] cfjk was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:24:08 from level 82.
[04/08/24 06:50:31] cfjk lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:44:52 from level 82.
[04/08/24 12:14:08] SirNeo [162/883] has come upon cfjk [384/859] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:29:06 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[04/17/24 09:30:30] cfjk left their weapon out in the rain to rust! cfjk's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/17/24 17:52:12] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:51:30 towards level 82.
[04/18/24 09:22:04] DontEvenPeek [250/963] has challenged cfjk [603/853] in combat and lost! 5 days, 10:02:39 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[04/18/24 11:22:17] cfjk learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:46:22 towards level 82.
[04/18/24 16:30:03] Zed_Spiker, VSquad, and jaxson [1802/2365] have team battled washclof, cfjk, and zifnab06 [714/2974] and won! 0 days, 05:44:32 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/24 00:25:56] cfjk [216/853] has challenged ToHellWithGA [413/1301] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:52:30 is added to cfjk's clock.
[04/19/24 02:26:58] cfjk was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:53 towards level 82.
[04/20/24 03:26:38] idlegood, cfjk, and medivh [494/2041] have team battled pastly, shikhin, and CompanionCube [1351/2455] and lost! 0 days, 17:26:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/24 12:35:21] misha [490/899] has challenged cfjk [803/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:08:25 is added to misha's clock.
[04/20/24 19:54:28] cfjk was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:29 towards level 82.
[04/20/24 22:31:18] idlegood [460/495] has come upon cfjk [253/853] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:20:03 is removed from idlegood's clock.
[04/21/24 16:12:17] cfjk learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:42:41 towards level 82.
[04/22/24 03:43:25] Minus [490/799] has come upon cfjk [31/853] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:48:55 is removed from Minus's clock.
[04/22/24 10:39:10] signofzeta, jra, and JackyB [1645/2441] have team battled style, cfjk, and dwfreed [1492/2730] and won! 0 days, 06:41:18 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/24 01:57:13] cfjk [177/853] has challenged Fyrgor [367/605] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:56:44 is added to cfjk's clock.
[04/24/24 01:57:55] cfjk [312/853] has challenged adamus1red [594/873] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:43:23 is added to cfjk's clock.
[04/24/24 15:06:37] Fischmiep [365/470] has come upon cfjk [664/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:56:31 is added to Fischmiep's clock.
[04/24/24 22:25:40] cfjk [340/853] has come upon Pricey [85/521] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 15:08:43 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[04/25/24 08:56:32] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 02:23:24 towards level 83.
[04/25/24 13:07:13] cfjk [72/853] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [496/732] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:38:24 is added to cfjk's clock.
[04/28/24 04:23:51] cfjk [676/853] has challenged simple [629/1123] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:44:21 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[04/28/24 16:04:35] cfjk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:33:50 from level 83.
[04/29/24 10:47:40] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:27:04 towards level 83.
[04/30/24 01:20:34] Kurenai [358/1043] has come upon cfjk [491/853] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:29:24 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[04/30/24 22:52:06] dbx12, boscage, and cfjk [737/2606] have team battled Carl, sam, and Sombra [3016/3205] and lost! 4 days, 02:09:59 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/24 13:23:55] Omega [676/1146] has come upon cfjk [13/853] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:56:24 is removed from Omega's clock.
[05/02/24 21:18:18] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:27:58 towards level 83.
[05/03/24 02:27:34] soltys, bg, and Kurenai [3189/3296] have team battled tomhek, nathan, and cfjk [1833/3010] and won! 0 days, 13:30:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/24 06:19:16] MadMan [493/573] has come upon cfjk [58/853] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:45:22 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[05/03/24 19:35:14] cfjk [199/853] has come upon Drin [123/1098] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 08:56:25 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[05/03/24 23:47:02] cfjk was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:14:39 towards level 83.
[05/04/24 08:03:44] cfjk [25/853] has challenged Ancalagon [135/668] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:18:10 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/05/24 14:19:00] cfjk [250/853] has come upon Fenrik [1142/1279] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:38:11 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/05/24 17:51:24] KyloRen [212/419] has come upon cfjk [199/853] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 20:12:31 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[05/07/24 12:04:16] cfjk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:37:20 towards level 83.
[05/08/24 20:31:57] CaptainS122 [290/566] has challenged cfjk [598/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:27 is added to CaptainS122's clock.
[05/09/24 02:33:35] pastly [530/641] has challenged cfjk [342/853] in combat and won! 7 days, 21:17:31 is removed from pastly's clock.
[05/09/24 02:33:44] Voras [122/272] has come upon cfjk [415/853] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:46 is added to Voras's clock.
[05/09/24 03:44:52] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:33:19 towards level 83.
[05/09/24 15:09:54] cfjk found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:24:53 towards level 83.
[05/09/24 17:00:16] jra, Fraiyr, and soltys [30/1997] have team battled Brocker, Naomi, and cfjk [443/2135] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/24 07:22:50] cfjk [65/853] has come upon Kayn [289/616] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:53:47 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/12/24 06:02:02] zifnab06, cfjk, Ancalagon, and catte have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/15/24 04:24:29] cfjk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:00:14 towards level 83.
[05/15/24 12:03:21] Techman, caeli, and cfjk [2020/2736] have team battled jra, misha, and laama [461/2294] and won! 2 days, 01:02:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/16/24 02:03:42] CaptainS122 [539/566] has come upon cfjk [23/863] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:20:09 is removed from CaptainS122's clock.
[05/16/24 14:36:20] cfjk [750/863] has come upon cadfael [305/870] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:57:34 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[05/17/24 13:45:13] tass [543/815] has come upon cfjk [258/863] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:06:53 is removed from tass's clock.
[05/18/24 13:28:45] cfjk [814/868] has come upon kevkev [286/570] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:32:06 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[05/18/24 22:36:28] cfjk [383/868] has challenged dyvonna [639/916] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:40:59 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/19/24 09:41:19] cfjk burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! cfjk's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/20/24 16:47:41] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:50:23 towards level 83.
[05/24/24 07:10:07] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:27 towards level 83.
[05/26/24 19:25:12] cfjk [789/862] has challenged SirBummelz [227/890] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:40:48 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[05/28/24 19:05:50] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:54:11 towards level 83.
[05/28/24 20:02:55] cfjk [578/862] has come upon Gorek [260/1020] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:07:53 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[05/28/24 20:36:00] cfjk got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:46:31 towards level 83.
[05/29/24 15:23:42] idlegood, Drin, and cfjk [373/2699] have team battled Kayn, popey, and Reilly [727/2314] and lost! 0 days, 13:50:11 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/24 23:30:10] gendish, cfjk, gusto, and BastelBot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/30/24 06:22:53] cfjk [722/862] has come upon cadfael [832/870] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:25:24 is added to cfjk's clock.
[05/30/24 13:43:17] cfjk [642/862] has come upon cadfael [102/870] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:28:39 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[05/31/24 13:46:44] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:44 towards level 83.
[05/31/24 17:47:14] pastly [458/640] has come upon cfjk [806/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:05:25 is added to pastly's clock.
[06/01/24 01:58:08] cfjk [194/862] has challenged gradator [620/779] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:38:38 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/01/24 11:01:08] blobdog [464/725] has challenged cfjk [771/862] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:19:26 is added to blobdog's clock.
[06/01/24 17:01:46] Minus, damyan, and Notir [1369/2569] have team battled Thorael, gideonstar, and cfjk [1654/2689] and lost! 2 days, 05:19:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/24 19:12:10] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:50:19 towards level 84.
[06/03/24 14:49:03] cfjk got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 21:05:21 from level 84.
[06/05/24 06:00:30] Pinkman [144/950] has come upon cfjk [165/862] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:23:58 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[06/05/24 16:53:00] kadotux [189/190] has come upon cfjk [321/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:08 is added to kadotux's clock.
[06/07/24 13:39:55] nawcom [810/967] has challenged cfjk [729/862] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:43:13 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[06/08/24 00:04:40] style, HollowWasp, and GilbertErik [1850/2379] have team battled DontEvenPeek, cfjk, and idleevil [2760/3118] and lost! 2 days, 17:25:13 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/24 14:37:20] Xenthys [6/1221] has come upon cfjk [57/862] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:04:03 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[06/09/24 07:35:01] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:00:42 towards level 84.
[06/11/24 01:32:22] cfjk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:27:04 towards level 84.
[06/12/24 01:16:59] cfjk was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:44:54 towards level 84.
[06/13/24 12:52:36] RussellB, damyan, and Kurenai [1123/2992] have team battled IFireflyl, cfjk, and pants [1409/2957] and lost! 1 day, 07:52:05 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/24 22:51:45] Ecko [993/1039] has come upon cfjk [626/862] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 13:57:10 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[06/14/24 10:27:30] cfjk [605/862] has challenged Nysdar [603/964] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:06:44 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/14/24 16:55:36] cfjk was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:35:53 from level 84.
[06/15/24 12:18:35] Jens [884/1017] has come upon cfjk [227/862] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:11:00 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/15/24 12:18:35] Jens has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 10 days, 04:01:23 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/16/24 00:23:09] StalkR, cfjk, and ColonelPanic001 [2651/2981] have team battled aqsd, wille, and zuper [989/1814] and won! 2 days, 03:05:28 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/24 07:41:36] cfjk [664/862] has challenged bot [387/398] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:06:06 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/17/24 03:13:16] cfjk invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:32:52 towards level 84.
[06/19/24 21:06:10] gideonstar [473/973] has come upon cfjk [192/862] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:37:47 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[06/21/24 19:21:58] cfjk [188/862] has come upon muirrum [469/637] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:49:40 is added to cfjk's clock.
[06/21/24 21:22:41] cfjk [828/862] has challenged idleevil [179/1151] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:30:54 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/22/24 16:28:05] Stevland [964/1097] has challenged cfjk [189/862] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:52:14 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[06/26/24 00:19:38] xanax [2/5] has challenged cfjk [132/862] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to xanax's clock.
[06/26/24 12:54:00] cfjk [537/862] has challenged Yarosh [393/550] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:32:28 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[06/28/24 01:03:49] cfjk, Bluedog, and popey [292/2840] have team battled fork, jaxson, and xbill [2623/2687] and lost! 6 days, 23:24:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/24 07:42:09] cfjk set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:51:38 from level 84.
[06/29/24 17:27:01] cfjk [304/862] has come upon yNos [829/1256] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:54:17 is added to cfjk's clock.
[07/01/24 10:29:23] cfjk [314/862] has challenged HollowWasp [527/641] in combat and lost! 3 days, 20:51:43 is added to cfjk's clock.
[07/02/24 12:57:01] cfjk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:54:08 towards level 84.
[07/02/24 16:41:01] cfjk discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:45:14 towards level 84.
[07/04/24 10:44:03] Yarosh, sky, and cfjk [1187/2345] have team battled Russell, nathan, and Kody [1887/2866] and lost! 8 days, 04:20:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/24 20:51:04] ChowderKeg [480/539] has challenged cfjk [161/862] in combat and won! 17 days, 16:06:09 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[07/05/24 09:51:39] bg, zifnab06, and SirNeo [320/2731] have team battled Soulwhisper, signofzeta, and cfjk [372/2596] and lost! 1 day, 21:02:44 is added to their clocks.
[07/07/24 13:21:20] Celediel, cfjk, pants, and fork have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/07/24 16:37:30] cfjk, dwfreed, and figment [1227/2331] have team battled zifnab06, t3chn0, and GRIZZLYMAN [1408/2889] and lost! 0 days, 05:54:54 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/24 02:02:59] vegadark, cfjk, and tmberg [648/2980] have team battled caeli, Cirdan, and idleneutral [2849/2964] and lost! 1 day, 00:12:08 is added to their clocks.
[07/09/24 00:02:35] cfjk hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:50:41 towards level 84.
[07/12/24 00:19:35] Naomi [189/388] has come upon cfjk [754/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:18:29 is added to Naomi's clock.
[07/12/24 07:54:32] cfjk stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:31:07 towards level 84.
[07/13/24 08:27:01] cfjk learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:29:12 towards level 84.
[07/15/24 12:31:09] Ungoliant, cfjk, and dbx12 [2135/2809] have team battled misha, Omega, and Nuae [50/2997] and won! 2 days, 19:41:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/24 01:39:58] cfjk got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:35:58 towards level 84.
[07/17/24 21:22:09] Kachin [474/1033] has come upon cfjk [31/862] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:50:00 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[07/18/24 16:41:01] Sombra, ToHellWithGA, and cfjk [329/3424] have team battled washclof, _sh, and bt [292/3365] and won! 4 days, 01:20:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/24 00:30:30] dwfreed [634/1151] has challenged cfjk [310/862] in combat and won! 15 days, 03:23:11 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[07/20/24 02:18:20] Crazycatlady [1041/1168] has come upon cfjk [570/862] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:57:35 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/23/24 02:49:22] rawgreaze [758/1191] has challenged cfjk [582/862] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:55:40 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[07/24/24 04:28:44] Nuae, cfjk, and Yarosh [585/2370] have team battled el, Daikojun, and dyvonna [1309/2623] and lost! 1 day, 10:57:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/24 07:05:04] cfjk was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:36:46 from level 84.
[07/25/24 20:30:39] blabber [109/1190] has come upon cfjk [776/862] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 20:54:55 is added to blabber's clock.
[07/25/24 23:07:30] cfjk gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:28:39 towards level 84.
[07/28/24 01:20:16] cfjk [173/862] has challenged Wolf [893/939] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:34:52 is added to cfjk's clock.
[07/29/24 10:06:27] cfjk burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! cfjk's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/29/24 18:02:11] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:47:58 towards level 84.
[07/31/24 03:03:16] koyaan [125/291] has come upon cfjk [655/856] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:43:13 is added to koyaan's clock.
[07/31/24 16:42:54] anarcat [554/1093] has challenged cfjk [7/856] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:48:58 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[08/01/24 00:24:02] kadotux, drahthaar, and gradator [1759/2113] have team battled d4n13L, Kachin, and cfjk [2001/2582] and lost! 0 days, 09:59:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/24 10:17:04] ponzu [9/388] has challenged cfjk [782/856] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:07 is added to ponzu's clock.
[08/01/24 17:46:04] cfjk learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:34:32 towards level 84.
[08/02/24 01:30:45] io [152/1254] has come upon cfjk [529/856] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:14:19 is added to io's clock.
[08/03/24 12:30:54] ToHellWithGA, heroine, and jacquesssss [805/1967] have team battled Pinkman, Sario, and cfjk [480/3184] and won! 0 days, 00:16:34 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/24 18:19:44] buzel [268/683] has challenged cfjk [491/856] in combat and lost! 8 days, 17:02:25 is added to buzel's clock.
[08/04/24 23:19:47] cfjk [569/984] has challenged Tangles [40/867] in combat and won! 15 days, 00:52:24 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/05/24 21:17:59] cfjk [324/984] has come upon kevkev [682/747] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 17:43:18 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/05/24 22:46:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 15 days, 23:26:29 toward level 85.
[08/09/24 04:38:10] Russell [384/1152] has challenged cfjk [793/984] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:29:02 is added to Russell's clock.
[08/09/24 12:23:54] damyan, f0zk, and hax404 [1337/2071] have team battled hetz, zuper, and cfjk [1334/1902] and won! 0 days, 12:46:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/24 12:45:45] dxrt [244/375] has challenged cfjk [616/984] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:04:20 is added to dxrt's clock.
[08/13/24 15:09:49] zuper [265/517] has come upon cfjk [798/984] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:48:22 is added to zuper's clock.
[08/13/24 17:05:36] Ecko [694/1034] has challenged cfjk [65/984] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:09:14 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[08/14/24 00:07:34] gildarts [398/889] has challenged cfjk [154/984] in combat and won! 9 days, 20:03:02 is removed from gildarts's clock.
[08/14/24 09:10:10] cfjk [102/984] has challenged bookworm [548/981] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:17:42 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/15/24 20:19:18] cfjk [908/984] has challenged GilbertErik [452/1038] in combat and won! 7 days, 15:06:38 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/18/24 04:12:17] Kurenai, ToHellWithGA, and cfjk [1960/3301] have team battled ahmubashshir, TheSilentLink, and ambitious_sloth [217/2000] and won! 3 days, 14:55:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/24 19:04:45] Cirdan [900/1337] has come upon cfjk [763/984] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 14:36:36 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[08/19/24 05:26:21] cfjk [552/984] has come upon Neil [770/838] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:57:06 is added to cfjk's clock.
[08/19/24 10:56:18] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:51:08 towards level 85.
[08/20/24 00:45:35] cfjk [822/984] has challenged Fischmiep [251/484] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:26:53 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/20/24 06:12:26] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:18:04 towards level 85.
[08/20/24 15:51:29] vegadark, scumola, and figment [621/2136] have team battled cfjk, KindOne, and slim [1123/2844] and lost! 0 days, 17:42:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/20/24 19:50:39] hiod [704/1003] has challenged cfjk [681/988] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:52:06 is removed from hiod's clock.
[08/20/24 23:51:44] Celediel [58/639] has challenged cfjk [807/988] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:10:20 is added to Celediel's clock.
[08/21/24 01:35:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cfjk with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 22:44:58 from level 85.
[08/22/24 22:35:30] Fischmiep, BlueJay, and Forud [2070/2346] have team battled spex, SirBummelz, and cfjk [1828/3183] and won! 0 days, 19:36:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/24 09:42:42] hax404, elf, and Kody [1825/2312] have team battled sam, solarsparq, and cfjk [2632/2890] and lost! 1 day, 20:48:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/24 20:45:26] cfjk got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:17:31 towards level 85.
[08/25/24 03:19:30] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:12:11 towards level 85.
[08/25/24 03:44:54] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:28:16 from level 85.
[08/26/24 06:38:18] cfjk [797/988] has come upon scornn [744/858] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:46:52 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/26/24 23:07:48] koyaan [95/422] has challenged cfjk [554/988] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:54:31 is added to koyaan's clock.
[08/27/24 00:30:48] Affliction [497/559] has challenged cfjk [458/988] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:35:11 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[08/27/24 07:03:51] DividedByZero, cfjk, and sam [672/2931] have team battled ColonelPanic001, Drin, and BastelBot [1604/2833] and lost! 4 days, 01:36:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/28/24 04:04:34] Ecko, cfjk, and TheSilentLink [2633/3199] have team battled keepmyshirt, scornn, and freeboson [2318/2417] and won! 4 days, 19:40:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/24 10:33:13] cfjk misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:03:42 from level 85.
[08/28/24 23:39:22] Matthew, cfjk, MetaNova, and benzo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/24 06:26:34] Bolded [315/979] has come upon cfjk [88/988] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:40:41 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[08/30/24 14:44:02] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:52 towards level 85.
[08/30/24 17:47:06] cfjk [839/988] has come upon Forud [334/1052] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:46:56 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/01/24 14:07:47] Kody [658/828] has challenged cfjk [894/999] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:21:05 is added to Kody's clock.
[09/02/24 08:33:49] cfjk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:06 towards level 85.
[09/04/24 01:47:18] Kritzefitz, solarsparq, and cfjk [2752/2994] have team battled hax404, dyvonna, and CompanionCube [735/1924] and won! 0 days, 21:09:38 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/24 05:36:24] cfjk lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:04:56 from level 85.
[09/04/24 12:27:20] cfjk [131/999] has challenged Koffa [106/1009] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:03:09 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/06/24 09:00:20] kevkev [574/963] has come upon cfjk [751/999] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:19:36 is added to kevkev's clock.
[09/06/24 09:39:45] cfjk [689/999] has challenged Kody [292/828] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:11 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/06/24 22:29:38] cfjk learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:26 from level 85.
[09/07/24 01:47:52] cfjk [314/999] has challenged canton7 [402/894] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:07:13 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/07/24 14:34:14] cfjk has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 05:50:19 from level 86.
[09/07/24 17:48:38] cfjk [227/999] has challenged ZOTTA [1042/1177] in combat and lost! 10 days, 05:53:04 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/08/24 13:46:11] freeboson [350/1078] has come upon cfjk [568/999] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:06:08 is added to freeboson's clock.
[09/09/24 08:14:32] cfjk was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 03:50:56 from level 86.
[09/09/24 12:06:30] cfjk [761/999] has come upon Lord255 [391/1128] and taken them in combat! 25 days, 11:30:44 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/09/24 14:17:36] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 12:30:18 towards level 86.
[09/09/24 15:26:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 9 days, 23:07:21 toward level 86.
[09/11/24 19:15:49] Blohsh [643/694] has challenged cfjk [667/999] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:38:23 is added to Blohsh's clock.
[09/12/24 04:18:19] hugga [231/999] has challenged cfjk [275/999] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:58:47 is added to hugga's clock.
[09/12/24 14:29:56] cfjk had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:27:39 towards level 86.
[09/13/24 00:43:38] Nuae [360/1014] has come upon cfjk [61/999] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:59:07 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[09/15/24 03:38:20] CrashOverride [561/785] has challenged cfjk [321/999] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:33:49 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[09/15/24 20:54:17] cfjk misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:12:16 from level 86.
[09/17/24 10:38:52] wowbagger [394/999] has come upon cfjk [789/999] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:11:57 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[09/17/24 14:55:01] cfjk [760/999] has challenged Garg [326/629] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:34:01 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/19/24 02:14:19] cfjk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 08:49:08 from level 86.
[09/19/24 06:36:32] Ka, bookworm, and cfjk [1431/2281] have team battled Koffa, kadotux, and gildarts [162/2753] and won! 5 days, 07:08:24 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/24 08:37:32] root [315/348] has come upon cfjk [617/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:50:23 is added to root's clock.
[09/19/24 14:23:18] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:06:46 towards level 86.
[09/20/24 01:09:23] shikhin, kadotux, and pants [1904/3361] have team battled xbill, Paganel, and cfjk [777/2494] and won! 1 day, 07:16:16 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/24 18:33:00] EddieT137 [421/1122] has come upon cfjk [462/999] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:00:29 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[09/21/24 12:22:51] Artea [70/261] has challenged cfjk [758/999] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:06:31 is added to Artea's clock.
[09/22/24 16:47:45] cfjk [109/999] has come upon Neil [140/852] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 15:53:59 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/23/24 04:22:56] cfjk was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:42:30 from level 86.
[09/24/24 08:04:49] Diogenes, cfjk, and Zed_Spiker [674/2337] have team battled nax, Tenorman, and edo [1101/1652] and lost! 0 days, 02:18:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/24 09:54:28] cfjk [30/999] has challenged Sombra [244/1268] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:41:30 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/27/24 08:17:44] cfjk [590/999] has come upon Jackling [62/122] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:36:16 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/28/24 03:51:16] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:45:19 towards level 86.
[09/28/24 08:07:26] cfjk [696/999] has challenged thornrag [844/865] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:54:45 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/29/24 11:14:50] scumola [409/740] has challenged cfjk [930/999] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:47:49 is added to scumola's clock.
[09/29/24 18:13:08] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:02:32 towards level 86.
[09/30/24 13:31:18] cfjk, heisenbug, and Wam [402/3008] have team battled rawgreaze, Affliction, and Paganel [2374/2572] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/24 00:22:29] Faradome [198/632] has come upon cfjk [387/999] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 06:15:35 is added to Faradome's clock.
[10/01/24 19:34:33] cfjk [447/999] has come upon Reilly [5/684] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:21:04 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[10/02/24 02:34:04] cfjk [870/999] has challenged scumola [620/740] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:38:07 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[10/03/24 08:34:40] GilbertErik [185/1028] has come upon cfjk [566/999] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:45:43 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[10/03/24 22:30:09] cfjk, Omega, and anarcat [2661/3264] have team battled pants, nya, and gosu [1663/2346] and won! 0 days, 16:24:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/24 17:49:13] cfjk [597/999] has come upon Matthew [650/861] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:18:07 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/06/24 05:44:07] nn2407 [487/550] has come upon cfjk [204/999] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:10:11 is removed from nn2407's clock.
[10/06/24 14:59:41] cfjk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:55:59 towards level 86.
[10/06/24 21:59:03] DojShadow [444/709] has come upon cfjk [832/999] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:28:59 is added to DojShadow's clock.
[10/08/24 22:18:59] cfjk, Aksej, and yNos [1986/3320] have team battled Haxx, soygirl, and Puff [1286/1511] and won! 2 days, 17:57:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/24 21:16:55] Affliction [162/545] has come upon cfjk [218/999] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:04:52 is added to Affliction's clock.
[10/12/24 03:37:35] cfjk [122/999] has challenged sky [616/684] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:28:26 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/13/24 19:48:17] MetaNova [516/1279] has challenged cfjk [438/999] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:16:34 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[10/14/24 08:27:43] cfjk fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! cfjk's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/14/24 16:20:19] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:26:16 towards level 86.
[10/15/24 04:17:56] keepmyshirt, hugga, and Fehu [716/2251] have team battled cfjk, Gorek, and Tangles [1451/2852] and lost! 0 days, 15:28:28 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/24 14:43:08] cfjk caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:56:21 towards level 86.
[10/16/24 08:04:34] cfjk [139/986] has challenged Lord255 [367/1131] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:21:51 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/18/24 00:55:16] Crazycatlady [844/1135] has come upon cfjk [847/986] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 16:25:34 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[10/18/24 04:59:14] cfjk tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:19:28 towards level 86.
[10/18/24 06:40:20] cfjk was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:09:44 from level 86.
[10/19/24 20:00:38] cfjk learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:00:26 from level 86.
[10/20/24 12:23:34] cfjk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:50 towards level 86.
[10/20/24 22:11:45] particleflux [311/558] has come upon cfjk [876/986] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:24:53 is added to particleflux's clock.
[10/22/24 06:29:18] BeepBeepImAJeep [28/52] has challenged cfjk [963/986] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:07 is added to BeepBeepImAJeep's clock.
[10/22/24 19:08:08] cfjk [950/986] has challenged Sario [853/1054] in combat and won! 14 days, 15:56:58 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[10/22/24 19:08:08] In the fierce battle, Sario dropped their level 94 tunic! cfjk picks it up, tossing their old level 88 tunic to Sario.
[10/24/24 01:12:34] gradator, cfjk, and ToeCheese [1919/2320] have team battled Sombra, Platonides, and Malvolio [1431/3114] and won! 2 days, 11:39:38 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/24 03:27:21] cfjk bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:50:05 towards level 87.
[10/26/24 16:42:12] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:04:06 towards level 87.
[10/26/24 19:38:54] xbill, figment, and Varjatticus [1010/1890] have team battled vectr0n, HeavyPodda, and cfjk [255/2775] and won! 2 days, 20:14:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/24 05:23:05] cfjk found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:07:42 towards level 87.
[10/28/24 10:36:07] cfjk got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:47:54 from level 87.
[10/28/24 17:49:34] cfjk got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:05:00 from level 87.
[10/29/24 04:32:05] fork [1094/1100] has come upon cfjk [239/992] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 01:51:04 is removed from fork's clock.
[10/29/24 04:32:05] fork has dealt cfjk a Critical Strike! 11 days, 02:27:57 is added to cfjk's clock.
[10/31/24 15:22:32] cfjk was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:07:48 towards level 87.
[11/01/24 01:31:17] Dex [601/945] has come upon cfjk [94/992] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:59:55 is removed from Dex's clock.
[11/01/24 10:47:23] cfjk [976/992] has challenged unicron [795/1107] in combat and won! 10 days, 09:42:53 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[11/01/24 18:26:12] cfjk, Gorek, and idleevil [2835/3192] have team battled sbp, Ungoliant, and MetaNova [2291/2593] and won! 2 days, 15:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/24 03:01:58] TimeWarp [427/888] has come upon cfjk [771/992] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:07:31 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[11/04/24 19:26:38] cfjk was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:00:00 towards level 87.
[11/05/24 09:57:06] Theleveler [118/804] has come upon cfjk [777/992] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:07:55 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[11/06/24 08:04:55] KindOne [379/533] has come upon cfjk [898/992] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:54:43 is added to KindOne's clock.
[11/07/24 09:15:48] cfjk [635/992] has come upon damyan [799/1070] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:45:22 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/08/24 11:03:43] Yarosh [121/615] has challenged cfjk [707/992] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:38:38 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[11/08/24 20:56:38] root, canton7, and cfjk [217/2272] have team battled ToHellWithGA, anarcat, and Anahi'i [1118/2833] and lost! 0 days, 10:39:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/24 12:09:03] cfjk [452/992] has come upon sky [243/696] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 18:59:40 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[11/09/24 12:34:40] alephnull [662/784] has come upon cfjk [938/992] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:26:17 is added to alephnull's clock.
[11/10/24 06:54:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 11 days, 21:02:29 toward level 87.
[11/11/24 10:50:09] Anahi'i, cfjk, and jayvee [2285/2373] have team battled Kayn, thornrag, and ColonelPanic001 [864/2398] and won! 0 days, 15:01:23 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/24 11:49:14] cfjk [76/992] has come upon OobSaco [402/977] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:41:19 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/12/24 04:58:03] Anahi'i, medivh, and bookworm [959/2165] have team battled cfjk, jra, and dots [1741/2280] and lost! 0 days, 08:23:32 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/24 02:52:59] cfjk found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:48:23 towards level 87.
[11/13/24 10:14:23] cfjk [161/992] has come upon Misza [380/1106] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:37:41 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/13/24 10:28:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cfjk with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 07:27:50 from level 87.
[11/13/24 19:33:22] Minus, CornFly, and dyvonna [667/2511] have team battled jaxson, alexlehm, and cfjk [555/2983] and won! 3 days, 13:08:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/24 19:34:46] cfjk [542/992] has come upon TimWolla [550/910] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:24:13 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/14/24 12:10:16] cfjk [131/992] has challenged Lord255 [1008/1136] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:47:21 is added to cfjk's clock.
[11/15/24 18:16:17] cfjk grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:56:09 towards level 87.
[11/17/24 05:59:37] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed cfjk with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 04:10:39 from level 87.
[11/17/24 06:31:21] cfjk was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:31:12 towards level 87.
[11/18/24 00:03:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried cfjk 18 days, 08:31:33 toward level 87.
[11/18/24 01:19:13] nax_ [348/515] has come upon cfjk [836/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:27:06 is added to nax_'s clock.
[11/18/24 04:41:45] cfjk learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:01 towards level 87.
[11/18/24 18:37:59] medivh [611/765] has challenged cfjk [353/992] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:17:11 is removed from medivh's clock.
[11/19/24 09:55:34] cfjk was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:47:39 from level 87.
[11/20/24 10:05:33] Pinkman [896/1436] has come upon cfjk [610/992] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:50:29 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[11/20/24 20:40:49] Lnk [344/1157] has come upon cfjk [624/992] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:56:43 is added to Lnk's clock.