Player Info
User: elf
Class: Tomfool Savant
Admin?: No
Level: 95
Next level: 25 days, 06:23:44
Status: Offline
Host: idleelf_!~elf@user/elf
Account Created: Fri Jun 4 22:19:27 2021
Last login: Thu Oct 3 13:29:39 2024
Total time idled: 1211 days, 08:18:39
Current position: [55,259]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]
Map
Items
amulet: 114 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 49
charm: 92
gloves: 34
helm: 51 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 62
ring: 71
shield: 58
tunic: 52
weapon: 186 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]
sum: 769
Penalties
kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 7 days, 00:00:00
part: None
quest: 90 days, 08:13:17
quit: 153 days, 01:56:21
total: 250 days, 10:09:38
Character Modifiers
[06/05/21 03:39:15] aqsd [5/32] has challenged elf [0/1] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:01:58 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[06/05/21 03:51:26] elf [3/4] has come upon MetaNova [37/62] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:13 is added to elf's clock.
[06/05/21 04:28:33] elf [17/22] has challenged washclof [22/52] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to elf's clock.
[06/05/21 05:43:40] elf [39/41] has challenged megubyte [7/59] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:17 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/05/21 08:27:31] elf [74/88] has challenged Sombra [2/86] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:09 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/05/21 11:54:05] io [14/118] has challenged elf [55/118] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to io's clock.
[06/05/21 16:29:02] average [1/6] has challenged elf [59/147] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to average's clock.
[06/05/21 19:40:58] elf [54/162] has challenged zbe [74/177] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to elf's clock.
[06/05/21 22:40:27] elf [8/165] has challenged Psilocybe [108/138] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to elf's clock.
[06/06/21 03:03:57] tomhek [22/236] has challenged elf [147/176] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to tomhek's clock.
[06/06/21 05:54:25] elf [104/180] has challenged misha [129/178] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to elf's clock.
[06/06/21 15:38:22] elf [178/195] has challenged glguy [150/183] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/06/21 17:38:12] crank [100/102] has challenged elf [188/195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to crank's clock.
[06/06/21 21:06:04] elf [113/195] has challenged jgilchrist [190/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to elf's clock.
[06/07/21 04:23:25] elf [68/205] has challenged Kaani [91/256] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to elf's clock.
[06/07/21 06:40:12] kenyon [189/191] has challenged elf [10/205] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[06/07/21 10:20:41] MadMan [49/81] has challenged elf [196/205] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to MadMan's clock.
[06/07/21 10:44:10] Centrixx [38/164] has challenged elf [80/205] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[06/07/21 12:50:46] elf [59/223] has challenged tswsl [29/213] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/07/21 17:20:06] elf [18/223] has come upon Amara [55/229] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:16:57 is added to elf's clock.
[06/07/21 21:39:13] elf [156/245] has challenged Paganel [127/240] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/08/21 04:05:25] Zaratustra [16/89] has challenged elf [33/245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[06/08/21 05:44:38] laama [96/239] has challenged elf [15/245] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from laama's clock.
[06/08/21 06:07:48] Iines [69/261] has challenged elf [68/245] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Iines's clock.
[06/08/21 07:32:34] elf [181/248] has challenged Lnk [3/168] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/08/21 10:04:53] elf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:31 from level 30.
[06/08/21 12:39:43] texke [13/219] has challenged elf [137/248] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to texke's clock.
[06/08/21 12:54:37] DrinkyBird [103/213] has challenged elf [90/248] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/08/21 12:54:37] DrinkyBird has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:48:27 is added to elf's clock.
[06/08/21 20:10:15] Kite [141/255] has come upon elf [14/248] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:32:58 is removed from Kite's clock.
[06/08/21 20:26:51] elf [232/261] has challenged laama [253/268] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to elf's clock.
[06/08/21 20:55:48] eggy [1/155] has challenged elf [223/261] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to eggy's clock.
[06/08/21 21:41:19] buzzzzz [239/254] has challenged elf [203/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from buzzzzz's clock.
[06/09/21 04:35:07] BastelBot [27/339] has challenged elf [98/261] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[06/09/21 08:39:31] heisenbug [214/276] has come upon elf [207/261] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:34:48 is removed from heisenbug's clock.
[06/09/21 11:45:26] elf [8/265] has challenged vectr0n [56/192] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to elf's clock.
[06/10/21 00:32:19] Syloq [85/125] has challenged elf [10/265] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[06/10/21 02:09:31] CompanionCube [44/284] has challenged elf [183/265] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[06/10/21 05:30:59] elf [224/265] has challenged DrWhax [65/187] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/10/21 06:52:27] Syloq [81/125] has challenged elf [16/265] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:37:55 is removed from Syloq's clock.
[06/10/21 09:01:31] Lnk [99/178] has challenged elf [241/265] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/10/21 20:31:06] elf [85/265] has come upon MetaNova [164/241] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:11 is added to elf's clock.
[06/10/21 21:28:22] Lnk, Nysdar, and buzel [538/826] have team battled Iines, sam, and elf [651/905] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/10/21 23:37:30] elf [28/281] has challenged Sombra [11/266] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/11/21 00:03:10] metadaemon [208/288] has challenged elf [268/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to metadaemon's clock.
[06/11/21 20:10:21] elf [197/294] has challenged style [73/205] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/12/21 13:49:27] talisein [238/276] has challenged elf [208/294] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from talisein's clock.
[06/12/21 13:49:27] In the fierce battle, elf dropped their level 35 pair of boots! talisein picks it up, tossing their old level 31 pair of boots to elf.
[06/12/21 20:15:59] elf [136/301] has challenged Mysteria [54/163] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/13/21 03:46:58] tsr [100/347] has challenged elf [197/301] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to tsr's clock.
[06/14/21 00:18:32] elf [289/350] has challenged aqsd [331/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to elf's clock.
[06/14/21 04:09:08] elf stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:53 towards level 37.
[06/14/21 10:36:15] elf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! elf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/14/21 21:04:50] Yuhno [181/276] has challenged elf [3/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:36 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[06/15/21 06:28:44] elf [249/352] has come upon apb [82/269] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:13:27 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/15/21 08:27:16] elf [245/352] has come upon Lord255 [24/345] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:05:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/15/21 09:22:10] elf [198/352] has challenged HeavyPodda [300/316] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to elf's clock.
[06/15/21 14:15:38] edef [154/255] has challenged elf [243/352] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to edef's clock.
[06/15/21 18:57:33] elf, charitwo, and allo [382/1023] have team battled Majak, Otto, and pfoley [253/990] and won! 0 days, 01:17:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/21 01:08:07] sc [172/293] has come upon elf [264/352] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:36:51 is added to sc's clock.
[06/17/21 03:21:10] elf [54/363] has challenged rabbitear [117/399] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to elf's clock.
[06/17/21 03:53:56] Carl [17/303] has challenged elf [90/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/17/21 15:06:47] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:14:54 from level 39.
[06/18/21 04:30:48] JamCow, AlexS, and gildarts [318/774] have team battled Angelina, elf, and ToHellWithGA [897/1073] and lost! 0 days, 00:05:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/21 08:06:31] CodeGeek [22/444] has challenged elf [236/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[06/18/21 15:56:44] A_Dragon [83/365] has challenged elf [284/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[06/18/21 21:19:03] scornn and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/21 05:46:06] MrGlass [128/290] has challenged elf [290/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[06/19/21 08:35:23] elf [85/374] has challenged cremefresh [96/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to elf's clock.
[06/19/21 17:02:43] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:28:44 towards level 40.
[06/19/21 23:28:07] "\@_ [410/423] has come upon elf [14/374] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:23:29 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[06/21/21 12:41:18] elf and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/21 12:57:39] elf was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:11 from level 40.
[06/21/21 14:21:17] elf [266/389] has challenged jaxson [118/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/22/21 07:28:40] rabbitear, MightyDrv, and elf [580/1148] have team battled Phil, nya, and Paperclip [1217/1261] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:30 is added to their clocks.
[06/22/21 13:25:50] Algernon, Lord255, elf, and Fenrik have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/21 02:24:22] DrWhax [24/346] has challenged elf [36/389] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to DrWhax's clock.
[06/23/21 14:49:24] elf [191/400] has challenged li [3/335] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/24/21 14:08:01] BootsNPC [77/214] has challenged elf [58/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:52 is removed from BootsNPC's clock.
[06/24/21 17:07:06] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:13 towards level 42.
[06/24/21 23:31:26] krin [41/283] has come upon elf [49/400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:03:51 is added to krin's clock.
[06/25/21 04:30:46] Juan, elf, and HeavyPodda [224/935] have team battled MrGlass, MELOONi, and V [1098/1185] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/21 18:23:54] elf was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:28 from level 42.
[06/26/21 03:16:28] anarcat, Affliction, and elf [584/1234] have team battled cfebs, pyre, and jayvee [643/1174] and lost! 0 days, 00:24:20 is added to their clocks.
[06/26/21 05:42:26] elf [6/424] has challenged Iines [150/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to elf's clock.
[06/28/21 02:32:59] buZz, Nechayev, and elf [200/1108] have team battled allo, Majak, and Tenedos [42/1096] and won! 0 days, 07:23:38 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/21 03:00:39] elf [79/424] has come upon Nysdar [108/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:40:22 is added to elf's clock.
[06/28/21 10:35:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elf with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 21:17:58 from level 43.
[06/28/21 18:49:14] elf [41/424] has come upon Juan [181/245] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:14:39 is added to elf's clock.
[06/29/21 02:50:18] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:09:25 towards level 43.
[06/29/21 08:32:00] CharlieAngel [304/319] has come upon elf [205/424] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:39:55 is removed from CharlieAngel's clock.
[06/30/21 11:04:44] elf [272/424] has come upon Covid-19 [349/354] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:43 is added to elf's clock.
[06/30/21 14:42:06] elf and TimWolla have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/21 16:26:32] elf [300/424] has challenged bookworm [205/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/01/21 00:48:52] elf was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:49:58 from level 44.
[07/01/21 14:25:18] elf and Fenrik have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/21 00:41:59] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:50:08 towards level 44.
[07/03/21 06:55:10] elf fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:17:34 from level 44.
[07/03/21 16:09:31] elf [171/424] has come upon Alarien [380/381] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:31:12 is added to elf's clock.
[07/04/21 03:24:40] elf and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/21 14:40:24] elf [405/431] has challenged eising [94/558] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/04/21 16:59:05] elf stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:57:51 towards level 45.
[07/06/21 03:23:46] elf [127/431] has come upon RaptorJesus [30/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:07:55 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/06/21 06:17:40] shikhin [206/385] has challenged elf [358/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to shikhin's clock.
[07/07/21 09:35:06] anarcat [205/467] has challenged elf [146/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[07/08/21 12:04:29] elf [195/441] has challenged TimWolla [66/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/08/21 23:54:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 1 day, 00:25:02 toward level 46.
[07/09/21 07:25:51] freeboson, mordac, and elf [621/1202] have team battled texke, gettu, and mrmonday [25/1159] and won! 0 days, 06:53:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/21 05:13:14] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:43:55 towards level 46.
[07/10/21 09:36:36] elf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:04:22 from level 46.
[07/10/21 20:43:28] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:31:06 from level 46.
[07/11/21 16:29:41] Wolf [203/529] has challenged elf [222/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Wolf's clock.
[07/12/21 04:36:44] elf [135/441] has challenged jacob1 [70/560] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/12/21 10:01:29] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:49:52 towards level 47.
[07/12/21 10:43:02] Bluedog [265/410] has challenged elf [56/441] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[07/13/21 04:41:20] elf set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:03:27 from level 47.
[07/13/21 06:52:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 1 day, 08:29:49 toward level 47.
[07/13/21 07:18:28] elf [230/441] has come upon anarcat [52/495] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:54:33 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/13/21 08:08:13] elf [69/441] has come upon pants [330/406] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:25:17 is added to elf's clock.
[07/14/21 09:46:43] Covid-19 [136/372] has challenged elf [144/441] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:04:32 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[07/14/21 11:23:37] elf found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:37:47 towards level 47.
[07/15/21 03:58:31] tmberg, sheu, elf, and MELOONi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/15/21 19:03:50] elf [403/598] has challenged Quack [177/283] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:50:20 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/16/21 15:58:47] Jens [99/326] has challenged elf [484/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:28:42 is added to Jens's clock.
[07/17/21 06:36:44] bsleep and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/21 03:23:29] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:31:25 towards level 48.
[07/18/21 16:09:10] elf [538/598] has come upon The_Decryptor [293/589] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:03:03 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/19/21 03:31:35] elf [281/598] has come upon TauPan [68/394] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:22:35 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/20/21 03:30:57] allo [222/409] has come upon elf [414/598] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:21:36 is added to allo's clock.
[07/20/21 19:33:25] Silvanus_Betrium, RussellB, and elf [840/1363] have team battled nawcom, Togra, and eising [711/1231] and won! 0 days, 01:40:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/21 02:14:36] elf [100/598] has challenged DrWhax [446/489] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to elf's clock.
[07/21/21 13:45:56] elf, Hirion, and nyuszika7h [923/1449] have team battled TimWolla, pwae, and buZz [749/1152] and won! 0 days, 05:12:23 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/21 07:41:00] elf [593/598] has come upon Puff [333/393] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:32:42 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/23/21 03:21:15] hare [21/211] has challenged elf [472/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to hare's clock.
[07/23/21 06:59:26] blackroot, elf, and Ada [207/1278] have team battled jacob1, CodeGeek, and aqsd [420/1480] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:13 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/21 08:51:52] V [151/553] has challenged elf [468/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to V's clock.
[07/23/21 15:36:03] elf [401/598] has challenged MetaNova [13/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:57:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/23/21 17:22:30] elf learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:44:11 towards level 49.
[07/24/21 03:46:34] freeboson, elf, and Gorek [387/1482] have team battled sial, Puff, and mordac [610/1182] and lost! 0 days, 02:09:03 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/21 18:31:33] elf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:11 towards level 49.
[07/25/21 21:00:09] elf got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:39:48 towards level 49.
[07/26/21 04:09:54] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:52 towards level 49.
[07/26/21 04:30:44] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:32 towards level 49.
[07/26/21 20:26:04] elf [325/598] has challenged hockpa2e [160/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:01:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/27/21 01:35:53] elf [157/598] has come upon rs [219/466] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:47:16 is added to elf's clock.
[07/27/21 08:29:30] elf got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:15:27 towards level 49.
[07/27/21 13:23:07] elf [361/614] has challenged soltys [371/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to elf's clock.
[07/27/21 23:48:38] cfebs [344/446] has come upon elf [358/614] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:52:40 is added to cfebs's clock.
[07/28/21 02:32:36] laama [119/387] has challenged elf [13/614] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:28:50 is removed from laama's clock.
[07/28/21 04:53:03] thornrag [40/391] has challenged elf [140/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to thornrag's clock.
[07/29/21 00:56:31] elf discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:52 towards level 50.
[07/29/21 03:28:39] Phunkle [8/190] has challenged elf [130/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Phunkle's clock.
[07/29/21 12:46:27] Tor, Pingerfowder, and Alarien [657/1228] have team battled DrinkyBird, SCSi, and elf [179/1593] and won! 0 days, 11:22:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/21 19:24:23] caeli [395/458] has come upon elf [566/614] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:54:30 is added to caeli's clock.
[07/30/21 00:25:57] Globbs [16/372] has come upon elf [370/614] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:03:38 is added to Globbs's clock.
[07/30/21 15:44:25] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:17:08 towards level 50.
[07/30/21 16:20:49] unicron, elf, A_Dragon, and sc have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/21 16:39:55] elf [153/614] has come upon TBB [138/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:00:30 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/30/21 16:39:55] elf has dealt TBB a Critical Strike! 0 days, 02:01:04 is added to TBB's clock.
[07/30/21 17:46:30] elf [583/614] has challenged Iines [8/529] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:50:09 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/30/21 20:30:51] MetaNova, sky, and Nechayev [894/1144] have team battled Abe, Drin, and elf [694/1374] and won! 0 days, 00:26:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/21 07:49:32] elf [384/614] has challenged Arch [421/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:36:19 is added to elf's clock.
[07/31/21 14:38:50] KeboDK [26/58] has challenged elf [572/614] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[08/01/21 01:39:53] d4n13L [139/403] has come upon elf [605/614] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:48:51 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[08/01/21 13:23:36] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:48:20 towards level 50.
[08/02/21 15:01:04] Bluedog [509/528] has challenged elf [295/614] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:05:22 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[08/03/21 17:03:38] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:50 from level 50.
[08/03/21 18:10:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 0 days, 00:22:11 toward level 50.
[08/03/21 18:31:51] elf [278/623] has challenged dxrt [107/352] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:37:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/03/21 22:48:01] elf and Yuhno have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/21 10:19:31] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:33:50 from level 51.
[08/06/21 16:17:03] elf [119/623] has come upon pastly [250/419] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:59:21 is added to elf's clock.
[08/06/21 17:28:00] elf lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:12:30 from level 51.
[08/07/21 00:23:51] fattrat [68/465] has challenged elf [594/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:09 is added to fattrat's clock.
[08/07/21 05:14:56] elf burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! elf's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/07/21 05:52:36] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:17 towards level 51.
[08/07/21 09:18:03] Faradome [179/372] has challenged elf [80/619] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:11:31 is removed from Faradome's clock.
[08/08/21 02:29:34] elf [304/619] has challenged coding_monk [98/300] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:21:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/08/21 04:20:41] elf [73/619] has come upon edk [247/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:19:42 is added to elf's clock.
[08/08/21 05:06:55] MELOONi, chiastre, and simple [1173/1844] have team battled elf, vegadark, and HeavyPodda [253/1554] and won! 0 days, 01:15:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/21 16:34:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 3 days, 06:13:03 toward level 51.
[08/09/21 05:07:12] elf [434/619] has come upon AlexS [50/506] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:45:06 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/09/21 09:26:18] psycho, Covid-19, and eising [1447/1486] have team battled elf, jgn, and Silvanus_Betrium [612/1454] and won! 0 days, 03:37:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/21 07:41:25] bookworm [143/416] has challenged elf [332/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:35:03 is added to bookworm's clock.
[08/10/21 15:58:00] elf [216/619] has challenged Tenorman [368/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to elf's clock.
[08/11/21 04:53:27] elf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:38:04 towards level 52.
[08/11/21 12:27:19] brycec, buZz, and freeboson [189/1233] have team battled KindOne, elf, and psycho [126/1311] and won! 0 days, 07:46:52 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/21 08:31:21] elf has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:36:38 from level 52.
[08/12/21 13:37:55] el [336/565] has come upon elf [542/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:17:46 is added to el's clock.
[08/13/21 03:01:16] Aksej [62/103] has challenged elf [452/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Aksej's clock.
[08/13/21 04:14:22] LoSKi, edk, and rs [1250/1354] have team battled elf, Misza, and meskio [432/1565] and won! 0 days, 00:45:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/21 18:16:14] CompanionCube [320/482] has challenged elf [479/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[08/15/21 06:43:16] Platonides [332/382] has come upon elf [52/619] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:33:14 is removed from Platonides's clock.
[08/16/21 01:58:07] elf has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:36:40 from level 52.
[08/16/21 08:31:03] blackroot [124/510] has challenged elf [125/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to blackroot's clock.
[08/16/21 12:54:11] elf found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:14:16 towards level 52.
[08/16/21 15:47:46] Globbs, Silvanus_Betrium, and elf [1406/1565] have team battled Syloq, buzzzzz, and vectr0n [391/1597] and won! 0 days, 08:57:12 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/21 12:01:09] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:36:30 towards level 52.
[08/18/21 08:58:17] jacob1, shikhin, and laama [454/1324] have team battled elf, JigmeDatse, and crank [394/1602] and won! 0 days, 12:11:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/21 00:26:35] elf died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:30:48 from level 52.
[08/19/21 15:32:07] elf [453/619] has challenged heisenbug [580/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:32 is added to elf's clock.
[08/19/21 18:13:27] KeboDK [276/399] has challenged elf [171/619] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[08/20/21 02:17:04] elf, Pricey, Ankhers, and Centrixx have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/20/21 03:28:08] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:42:32 towards level 52.
[08/20/21 05:32:09] elf [262/619] has come upon Paganel [304/477] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:57:17 is added to elf's clock.
[08/21/21 02:20:40] Paperclip, elf, and GyrosGeier [1007/1704] have team battled V, Vroomfondel, and allo [645/1490] and won! 0 days, 20:09:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/21 03:57:39] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:39 from level 52.
[08/22/21 00:29:05] KeboDK [244/430] has challenged elf [342/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[08/23/21 06:25:16] elf got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:33:58 from level 52.
[08/23/21 06:32:33] DownAndUp, iiriix, and RussellB [573/1553] have team battled io, elf, and _sh [1160/1731] and lost! 0 days, 13:32:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/21 14:28:59] Platonides [111/387] has come upon elf [207/619] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:52:41 is added to Platonides's clock.
[08/23/21 14:54:14] laama, elf, and style [368/1482] have team battled Phil, Vroomfondel, and DrinkyBird [172/1471] and won! 0 days, 06:08:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/21 16:54:26] HeavyPodda [126/436] has challenged elf [589/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:35:27 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[08/24/21 09:37:57] elf [251/619] has come upon buzel [117/737] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:42:15 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/24/21 14:47:44] elf [417/628] has challenged Andrio [201/365] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/24/21 15:59:37] MELOONi [378/630] has challenged elf [571/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[08/24/21 20:00:13] Andrio, apb, and buzel [473/1588] have team battled elf, Yuhno, and hockpa2e [134/1486] and won! 1 day, 05:11:47 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/21 00:09:01] elf [77/628] has come upon buzzzzz [584/596] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:44:44 is added to elf's clock.
[08/26/21 03:20:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 8 days, 08:54:23 toward level 53.
[08/26/21 15:53:32] elf and ion have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/21 06:10:26] Majak [10/451] has come upon elf [155/628] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:08:10 is added to Majak's clock.
[08/27/21 13:11:37] elf [134/628] has come upon Bkid [207/453] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:11:23 is added to elf's clock.
[08/27/21 21:17:07] Platonides [227/387] has challenged elf [294/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:22:58 is added to Platonides's clock.
[08/28/21 14:58:11] elf [513/628] has come upon StalkR [300/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:25:35 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/28/21 19:54:55] elf [397/628] has come upon ShiaLabeouf [108/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:03:42 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/30/21 09:02:03] elf [227/628] has challenged Hirion [6/515] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/30/21 16:32:23] tmberg [421/440] has challenged elf [106/628] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:08:22 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[08/31/21 01:25:10] elf, jjasghar, and d4n13L [976/1409] have team battled Angelina, Nysdar, and fattrat [129/1447] and won! 1 day, 03:01:15 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/21 09:56:15] Faradome, sc, and Beefcan [879/1708] have team battled elf, Syloq, and crank [518/1848] and won! 0 days, 15:01:35 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/21 01:51:14] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 10:53:13 from level 54.
[09/02/21 20:14:59] Tor, Lnk, and Acolarh [916/1942] have team battled TheSilentLink, VonToutCourt, and elf [1388/1526] and lost! 1 day, 03:45:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/21 09:52:57] elf [6/628] has challenged Angelina [204/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:33:03 is added to elf's clock.
[09/03/21 16:54:41] TimWolla [274/587] has challenged elf [562/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:50 is added to TimWolla's clock.
[09/04/21 03:37:20] A_Dragon, trashcatt, and elf [1492/1514] have team battled pyre, sid3windr, and Phil [1424/1802] and won! 0 days, 07:17:51 is removed from their clocks.
[09/04/21 12:35:48] elf [553/628] has come upon dwfreed [478/584] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:24:57 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/05/21 01:03:05] elf and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/21 04:36:14] elf [331/628] has come upon misha [283/423] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:29:47 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/05/21 09:04:24] elf [356/628] has challenged tmberg [244/440] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:32:44 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/05/21 21:39:34] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:16:14 towards level 54.
[09/06/21 08:00:40] buZz, gradator, and anarcat [1146/1713] have team battled elf, TauPan, and MetaNova [1383/1587] and lost! 0 days, 11:36:03 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/21 22:30:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 0 days, 06:30:11 toward level 54.
[09/07/21 06:45:52] fattrat [167/475] has come upon elf [355/628] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to fattrat's clock.
[09/07/21 17:30:03] Pingerfowder, wille, and jjasghar [730/1181] have team battled bg, Paganel, and elf [905/1902] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/21 00:57:30] elf and Asara have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/21 15:30:46] elf [415/632] has come upon YeKong [64/293] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:53:13 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/11/21 20:15:27] Alarien, RanTanRan, and Acolarh [795/1315] have team battled YeKong, MELOONi, and elf [116/1693] and won! 0 days, 03:26:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/21 03:02:16] elf [107/632] has challenged Wolf [426/585] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to elf's clock.
[09/12/21 03:49:37] Acolarh, elf, and Psilocybe [807/1745] have team battled nyuszika7h, uovobw, and blackroot [1027/1662] and lost! 0 days, 16:01:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/12/21 05:36:48] elf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:13:58 from level 55.
[09/12/21 07:45:52] elf [465/632] has challenged ShiaLabeouf [228/413] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:23:57 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/13/21 10:16:16] elf, crank, and Platonides [301/1901] have team battled spex, MetaNova, and O[_] [22/1313] and won! 0 days, 09:25:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/13/21 11:40:15] elf [562/632] has come upon Algernon [77/505] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:12:49 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/13/21 19:30:02] tomhek [208/394] has challenged elf [309/632] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to tomhek's clock.
[09/14/21 03:03:21] Drin [292/657] has challenged elf [611/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Drin's clock.
[09/14/21 12:58:41] elf [427/632] has challenged eising [418/823] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:42:21 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/14/21 12:58:41] elf has dealt eising a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:22:57 is added to eising's clock.
[09/15/21 21:38:40] scornn [152/403] has challenged elf [246/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:54:21 is added to scornn's clock.
[09/16/21 05:21:00] rs and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/21 06:40:52] bookworm [112/417] has challenged elf [320/632] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:10:16 is added to bookworm's clock.
[09/16/21 12:05:33] kptr, elf, and DownAndUp [295/1560] have team battled zgrep, Vroomfondel, and ukleinek [217/1384] and won! 0 days, 00:00:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/21 02:10:31] elf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! elf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/17/21 08:58:14] elf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:17:44 towards level 55.
[09/18/21 01:49:22] kptr [137/466] has come upon elf [7/628] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:16:23 is removed from kptr's clock.
[09/18/21 03:51:57] MadMan [329/402] has challenged elf [73/628] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:21:17 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[09/18/21 20:29:04] cfjk [120/380] has challenged elf [268/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to cfjk's clock.
[09/19/21 15:00:08] elf [515/628] has challenged li [9/377] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:19:04 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/19/21 21:01:34] meskio [201/411] has challenged elf [524/628] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:21:11 is added to meskio's clock.
[09/19/21 23:40:31] elf found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:22:08 towards level 55.
[09/20/21 15:37:10] elf [304/628] has come upon TheSilentLink [231/504] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:38:49 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/20/21 15:42:48] elf was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:56 from level 55.
[09/21/21 07:55:01] Fenrik [194/733] has challenged elf [596/628] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[09/22/21 01:55:24] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:21:26 towards level 55.
[09/22/21 22:34:10] KindOne [146/459] has challenged elf [293/628] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to KindOne's clock.
[09/25/21 00:17:42] elf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:07:08 from level 55.
[09/25/21 13:50:50] elf [55/651] has challenged apb [83/541] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to elf's clock.
[09/25/21 14:53:05] nyuszika7h [187/557] has challenged elf [597/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:56:43 is added to nyuszika7h's clock.
[09/27/21 01:07:02] elf [80/651] has come upon pfoley [146/518] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:20:14 is added to elf's clock.
[09/28/21 06:13:11] jaxson, hax404, elf, and ion have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/28/21 11:05:53] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:14:51 towards level 56.
[09/29/21 08:30:20] elf, Asara, and KyloRen [692/1507] have team battled Ancalagon, Misza, and Paganel [540/2297] and won! 1 day, 01:26:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/21 23:56:17] elf [464/651] has come upon hax404 [91/414] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:48:23 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/02/21 05:27:14] el [125/607] has come upon elf [405/651] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:50:14 is added to el's clock.
[10/02/21 10:41:01] elf [274/651] has come upon Nysdar [39/517] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:20:11 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/03/21 02:08:02] sc [376/896] has challenged elf [56/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:02 is removed from sc's clock.
[10/03/21 09:51:38] elf was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:35:45 from level 56.
[10/03/21 17:12:34] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:48:04 towards level 56.
[10/04/21 00:26:34] Yarosh [262/431] has challenged elf [590/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:36:55 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[10/05/21 22:08:39] elf [68/651] has come upon cremefresh [451/660] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:00:52 is added to elf's clock.
[10/06/21 05:37:05] elf [468/651] has challenged JigmeDatse [338/498] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:38:17 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/06/21 19:18:24] elf, AlexS, and Kronan [1448/1768] have team battled postikana, Yarosh, and MistahKel [400/1268] and won! 0 days, 01:31:06 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/21 19:47:20] tomhek and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/21 13:15:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 0 days, 22:21:56 toward level 56.
[10/09/21 09:29:56] Aksej, allo, and vegadark [1516/1519] have team battled elf, Ungoliant, and buzel [10/1832] and won! 0 days, 00:37:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/21 15:30:17] elf [525/651] has challenged Reilly [226/651] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:24:35 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/10/21 00:55:18] elf [155/651] has challenged _sh [285/522] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:07:52 is added to elf's clock.
[10/11/21 08:40:00] HeavyPodda, jjasghar, and elf [484/1521] have team battled Togra, "\@_, and uovobw [1012/1636] and lost! 1 day, 05:55:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/12/21 07:06:29] wille [110/424] has challenged elf [484/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:46 is added to wille's clock.
[10/13/21 10:29:11] elf and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/21 09:08:15] sheu and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/21 11:04:59] elf [308/651] has challenged Carl [44/555] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:32:56 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/15/21 00:41:44] elf has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:59:31 from level 57.
[10/15/21 12:10:19] elf [109/651] has challenged Aksej [39/361] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:26:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/15/21 17:22:03] theZoMBiE [14/31] has challenged elf [475/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to theZoMBiE's clock.
[10/15/21 17:40:58] Crazycatlady, elf, and runtime [721/1695] have team battled Destruia, cornfeedhobo, and Tenorman [233/1419] and won! 0 days, 13:05:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/21 01:25:50] elf broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:36:33 from level 57.
[10/16/21 05:30:05] aqsd, elf, and fattrat [1187/1669] have team battled Iines, Yuhno, and Nysdar [1372/1718] and lost! 1 day, 23:39:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/21 09:13:07] elf [469/651] has come upon fattrat [269/487] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:31:29 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/16/21 22:08:15] elf, fattrat, and pwae [66/1660] have team battled keepermurph, HeavyPodda, and jacob1 [1195/1744] and lost! 0 days, 05:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/21 04:30:27] Sombra, Juan, and Ankhers [1012/1624] have team battled Bluedog, elf, and Andrio [1273/2176] and lost! 0 days, 04:51:29 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/21 16:36:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 1 day, 21:44:47 toward level 57.
[10/17/21 21:49:43] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:03:20 towards level 57.
[10/19/21 04:28:08] elf [460/651] has challenged pwae [468/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:39:22 is added to elf's clock.
[10/20/21 03:17:04] hdm, elf, and talisein [864/2190] have team battled quantum_turtle, zbe, and edk [890/1676] and lost! 1 day, 15:29:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/22/21 11:12:52] Gerlo, hiding, and elf [310/1192] have team battled GyrosGeier, eising, and simple [106/2334] and won! 0 days, 01:42:22 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/21 17:07:10] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:18:10 towards level 57.
[10/23/21 20:39:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 2 days, 17:48:30 toward level 57.
[10/24/21 01:25:04] elf [555/651] has come upon pwae [67/423] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:20:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/24/21 13:13:56] Sherpard2, Tenorman, and KeboDK [155/1792] have team battled ShiaLabeouf, elf, and heisenbug [433/1983] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:06 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/21 13:22:00] elf [544/651] has come upon Syloq [514/540] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:03:10 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/25/21 16:39:40] elf has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:47:52 from level 57.
[10/26/21 10:25:47] Finley, sid3windr, and elf [689/1897] have team battled Togra, shikhin, and Russell [625/2007] and won! 0 days, 05:24:08 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/21 08:02:18] elf [260/651] has challenged Jens [218/396] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/27/21 19:24:41] bananaboat [197/489] has come upon elf [403/651] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:36:09 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[10/27/21 21:11:27] elf and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/21 03:56:41] GilbertErik [310/567] has challenged elf [569/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[10/30/21 18:11:29] bloodElk [156/273] has challenged elf [77/654] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:12:26 is removed from bloodElk's clock.
[10/30/21 19:30:49] elf and Theleveler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/21 00:31:16] damyan, Paperclip, and CornFly [1218/1537] have team battled Thorael, elf, and Techman [610/2390] and won! 1 day, 01:55:51 is removed from their clocks.
[10/31/21 23:13:17] elf fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:14:02 from level 58.
[11/02/21 07:11:00] elf and Theleveler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/21 16:40:59] elf and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/21 04:57:47] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:16:31 towards level 58.
[11/04/21 19:38:10] elf [623/654] has come upon di0nysus [138/271] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:56:00 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/05/21 01:51:26] Nechayev [200/549] has challenged elf [616/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:36 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[11/05/21 09:50:43] sc, Paperclip, and nyuszika7h [1749/1963] have team battled Faradome, zifnab06, and elf [859/1507] and won! 0 days, 05:42:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/21 09:23:11] Drin [68/753] has challenged elf [268/654] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:20:02 is added to Drin's clock.
[11/06/21 09:25:57] Iines [689/832] has come upon elf [97/654] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:45:48 is removed from Iines's clock.
[11/06/21 22:07:07] VOID [129/206] has challenged elf [135/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to VOID's clock.
[11/07/21 05:16:46] elf and soul have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/21 21:07:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 4 days, 19:01:15 toward level 58.
[11/08/21 14:32:33] gradator [423/628] has come upon elf [150/654] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:20:13 is removed from gradator's clock.
[11/08/21 18:49:39] Haqur, Kachin, and StalkR [1827/1956] have team battled CodeGeek, elf, and O[_] [399/2055] and won! 0 days, 11:05:17 is removed from their clocks.
[11/10/21 18:52:37] Sherpard2, Centrixx, and TheSilentLink [469/1828] have team battled tswsl, ion, and elf [50/1774] and won! 0 days, 19:28:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/21 11:53:42] elf [219/654] has challenged damyan [265/505] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to elf's clock.
[11/11/21 14:07:29] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:01:14 towards level 59.
[11/12/21 00:40:53] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:07:40 towards level 59.
[11/12/21 10:46:06] elf, brycec, and GyrosGeier [2032/2036] have team battled Paganel, pants, and Silvanus_Betrium [1395/1930] and won! 0 days, 16:04:41 is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/21 05:55:10] tomhek and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/13/21 14:05:49] elf [375/654] has come upon DownAndUp [131/471] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:05:50 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/14/21 05:36:19] SCSi [319/484] has challenged elf [133/654] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:14:19 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[11/14/21 16:33:31] jayvee, kline, and Quack [428/1774] have team battled CompanionCube, elf, and MistahKel [128/1987] and won! 0 days, 01:08:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/21 05:44:55] hdm [388/930] has come upon elf [156/654] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:27:45 is removed from hdm's clock.
[11/15/21 07:41:42] elf [489/654] has challenged krin [105/728] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:54:20 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/16/21 04:38:14] gegenschein and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/21 07:09:24] elf [382/654] has come upon csc2ya [43/427] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:44:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/16/21 10:15:18] elf and KeboDK have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/21 22:11:19] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:48:23 towards level 59.
[11/21/21 12:15:21] gegenschein [449/610] has challenged elf [218/654] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:21:41 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[11/21/21 21:14:32] elf lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:20:47 from level 59.
[11/23/21 22:34:31] freeboson, Wam, and starlink [618/1552] have team battled drahthaar, kinus, and elf [325/1604] and won! 0 days, 05:46:48 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/21 19:04:58] Chuck [199/503] has come upon elf [344/654] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:41:57 is added to Chuck's clock.
[11/24/21 19:53:43] elf [230/654] has come upon DownAndUp [346/471] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:32:43 is added to elf's clock.
[11/26/21 16:12:03] wesley [286/296] has challenged elf [330/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to wesley's clock.
[11/28/21 08:31:28] hugga [120/175] has challenged elf [392/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to hugga's clock.
[11/29/21 22:30:18] elf [218/654] has come upon Affliction [202/548] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:33:08 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/30/21 03:47:11] sparogy [206/246] has challenged elf [613/654] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to sparogy's clock.
[11/30/21 08:01:57] elf [476/654] has challenged Disruptor [454/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:47:33 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/30/21 20:15:08] elf [567/654] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [184/634] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:46:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/30/21 21:30:21] elf was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:56:57 towards level 59.
[12/01/21 12:22:36] elf [2/657] has challenged omero [287/543] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:07:32 is added to elf's clock.
[12/01/21 21:38:44] elf, jjasghar, and CompanionCube [180/1887] have team battled JamCow, Sorin, and JeDa [1778/2311] and lost! 1 day, 15:26:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/21 13:15:16] megubyte, Koffa, and kiska [473/1809] have team battled elf, YeKong, and anarcat [1434/1957] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:00 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/21 14:34:11] elf was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:33:27 from level 60.
[12/02/21 16:08:36] tmberg, CrashOverride, and DrinkyBird [612/1892] have team battled elf, pwae, and rs [872/1657] and lost! 2 days, 09:35:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/21 00:55:55] elf found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:24:37 towards level 60.
[12/03/21 01:13:07] zbe and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/21 15:26:31] jayvee [123/640] has come upon elf [214/657] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:42:33 is added to jayvee's clock.
[12/04/21 18:18:03] elf [134/657] has come upon sheu [299/729] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:42:49 is added to elf's clock.
[12/05/21 12:31:49] elf and gradator have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/21 00:52:10] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:55:51 towards level 60.
[12/06/21 06:30:19] elf [222/657] has challenged DownAndUp [563/630] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:34:19 is added to elf's clock.
[12/08/21 10:03:19] elf [581/657] has come upon chiastre [120/907] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:06:26 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/09/21 10:21:31] elf burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! elf's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/09/21 16:42:40] elf [447/651] has come upon Tangles [22/599] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:26:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/09/21 23:51:37] Theleveler, soltys, and talisein [1398/1713] have team battled Chuck, Acolarh, and elf [406/1819] and won! 0 days, 12:47:34 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/21 00:54:59] elf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 06:44:55 from level 60.
[12/10/21 21:08:07] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:30:39 towards level 60.
[12/11/21 13:17:58] elf [522/651] has come upon StalkR [200/740] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:19:47 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/11/21 17:16:36] elf [163/651] has come upon xbill [422/765] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:04:20 is added to elf's clock.
[12/11/21 21:30:28] Disruptor and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/21 08:35:12] elf was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:05:58 towards level 60.
[12/14/21 18:12:29] aqsd [444/531] has challenged elf [532/651] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:57:19 is added to aqsd's clock.
[12/18/21 06:14:22] cfebs [97/448] has come upon elf [500/651] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:34:18 is added to cfebs's clock.
[12/18/21 06:30:02] thornrag [385/597] has challenged elf [487/651] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:53:19 is added to thornrag's clock.
[12/19/21 13:06:26] elf [479/651] has come upon Sokar [57/586] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:35:33 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/20/21 04:43:14] BUSY [136/438] has challenged elf [222/651] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to BUSY's clock.
[12/20/21 12:02:39] elf, Tenorman, and kenyon [1423/1965] have team battled O[_], spex, and dwfreed [869/2143] and won! 2 days, 00:58:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/21 23:29:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elf with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 12:00:26 from level 60.
[12/21/21 14:58:33] Thorael, V, and Tor [1491/2230] have team battled elf, O[_], and anarcat [1538/2089] and lost! 1 day, 09:23:26 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/21 21:09:37] nawcom stole elf's level 51 amulet while they were sleeping! nawcom leaves their old level 27 amulet behind, which elf then takes.
[12/22/21 15:24:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 5 days, 06:34:59 toward level 60.
[12/22/21 21:31:49] elf [131/624] has come upon spex [411/544] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:08:10 is added to elf's clock.
[12/23/21 13:49:09] Cirdan [40/879] has come upon elf [496/624] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:18:04 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[12/24/21 13:00:24] kinus [58/426] has challenged elf [98/624] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:18:58 is added to kinus's clock.
[12/25/21 03:51:08] elf [316/624] has come upon edk [255/946] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:46:20 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/25/21 04:35:04] elf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:13:52 from level 60.
[12/25/21 06:08:22] hax404 and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/21 17:35:53] ToHellWithGA [78/945] has come upon elf [180/624] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:42:33 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/25/21 20:48:52] elf [108/624] has come upon Tenorman [298/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:19:26 is added to elf's clock.
[12/26/21 04:13:48] elf was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:45 from level 60.
[12/27/21 06:35:06] elf [540/633] has challenged Syloq [72/550] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/27/21 06:47:53] Bahhumbug [190/553] has come upon elf [41/633] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:00:43 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[12/27/21 15:14:37] Sombra [698/794] has come upon elf [463/633] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:20:34 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[12/28/21 09:31:21] Cirdan [391/889] has come upon elf [97/633] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:07:49 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[12/28/21 17:20:31] bananaboat [518/569] has come upon elf [126/633] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:36:38 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/29/21 11:23:40] O[_] [468/598] has challenged elf [570/633] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:47:11 is added to O[_]'s clock.
[12/29/21 12:23:52] elf [374/633] has challenged Bluedog [740/925] in combat and lost! 3 days, 08:12:24 is added to elf's clock.
[12/29/21 22:40:06] Bluedog [935/940] has challenged elf [171/633] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[12/31/21 07:32:56] elf [606/633] has challenged V [148/800] in combat and won! 6 days, 01:32:58 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/01/22 03:29:10] Tangles [441/599] has come upon elf [404/633] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:17:22 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[01/02/22 07:10:33] RussellB, gradator, and csc2ya [1987/2138] have team battled elf, Ungoliant, and Syloq [1577/1678] and won! 0 days, 04:03:34 is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/22 14:09:58] gegenschein and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/22 21:48:10] Crazycatlady, Togra, and elf [1231/1942] have team battled KeboDK, Varjatticus, and zankore [211/1783] and won! 0 days, 15:30:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/22 20:23:10] elf [176/633] has challenged Gorek [356/733] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:06:16 is added to elf's clock.
[01/07/22 07:31:55] hugga [184/327] has come upon elf [375/633] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:49:45 is added to hugga's clock.
[01/07/22 09:27:40] elf found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:24:36 towards level 61.
[01/09/22 17:10:11] washclof, Algernon, and elf [900/1975] have team battled freeboson, mgr, and O[_] [1211/1530] and lost! 2 days, 08:51:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/09/22 17:15:06] kenyon, spex, and vmbox [722/1441] have team battled elf, Crazycatlady, and Alarien [410/1862] and won! 0 days, 00:29:14 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/22 18:06:37] elf [623/633] has come upon Abe [222/430] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:24:06 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/09/22 23:44:20] elf and Abe have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/22 15:15:18] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:48:10 towards level 61.
[01/11/22 03:20:38] pants, dCLCp, and Koffa [24/1573] have team battled A_Dragon, elf, and strife [931/1906] and lost! 0 days, 00:30:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/11/22 20:22:11] bookworm [464/641] has come upon elf [383/633] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:30:10 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[01/12/22 07:54:38] elf [552/633] has challenged YeKong [196/464] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:33:05 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/12/22 15:17:09] buyoq [254/814] has challenged elf [141/633] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:45:44 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[01/13/22 12:30:06] elf [222/633] has come upon Bluedog [177/943] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:59:26 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/14/22 10:05:07] pwae [381/572] has challenged elf [330/633] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:05:57 is removed from pwae's clock.
[01/14/22 18:26:03] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:48:40 towards level 61.
[01/15/22 20:29:31] elf fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! elf's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/17/22 06:12:05] zifnab06 [314/460] has come upon elf [113/629] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:48:41 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[01/17/22 10:19:29] elf [308/629] has challenged Syloq [360/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:11:05 is added to elf's clock.
[01/17/22 13:40:07] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:00 towards level 61.
[01/18/22 02:22:09] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elf with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 20:23:04 from level 61.
[01/19/22 02:20:14] d4n13L [87/419] has challenged elf [613/629] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[01/20/22 17:53:36] elf reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! elf's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/20/22 17:57:49] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:55:50 from level 61.
[01/20/22 19:06:56] elf [310/632] has come upon ukleinek [158/481] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:17:30 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/20/22 21:24:12] elf [396/632] has come upon Kritzefitz [368/702] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:59:26 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/21/22 01:45:09] elf [88/632] has come upon zbe [329/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:29:35 is added to elf's clock.
[01/21/22 03:13:54] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:15 towards level 61.
[01/21/22 15:39:57] elf [420/632] has challenged Thorael [356/914] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:50:12 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/21/22 17:01:37] Pinkman [190/452] has challenged elf [606/632] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[01/21/22 20:41:00] elf [273/632] has challenged Alarien [445/618] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:25 is added to elf's clock.
[01/22/22 13:49:51] elf [169/632] has come upon Nechayev [416/547] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:00:27 is added to elf's clock.
[01/25/22 09:26:03] elf [218/638] has challenged Platonides [455/719] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to elf's clock.
[01/25/22 21:35:18] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:38:10 towards level 62.
[01/26/22 10:04:16] elf left their weapon out in the rain to rust! elf's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/27/22 02:04:38] elf, Ankhers, and hare [1577/1863] have team battled sid3windr, Bahhumbug, and Feltharell [1685/1786] and lost! 1 day, 02:22:19 is added to their clocks.
[01/27/22 15:52:22] elf set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 00:23:57 from level 62.
[01/29/22 07:02:03] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:06:49 from level 62.
[01/29/22 08:36:10] elf [354/616] has come upon hare [168/617] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:54:02 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/29/22 14:33:29] Andrio and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/22 19:49:14] Sario [302/426] has come upon elf [203/616] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:38:27 is removed from Sario's clock.
[01/30/22 03:58:22] elf [81/616] has come upon Algernon [436/481] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:40:45 is added to elf's clock.
[01/30/22 07:30:30] elf and kptr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/22 08:44:50] Thorael and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/22 18:01:24] elf [527/616] has challenged Misza [882/937] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:35:13 is added to elf's clock.
[01/31/22 22:43:41] elf and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/01/22 09:42:33] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:55:33 towards level 62.
[02/03/22 09:58:39] crank [317/719] has challenged elf [247/616] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:15:18 is removed from crank's clock.
[02/03/22 11:05:35] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:36:00 towards level 62.
[02/03/22 20:20:32] elf [149/616] has challenged heisenbug [48/606] in combat and won! 4 days, 11:12:23 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/03/22 21:24:33] elf and heisenbug have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/22 22:37:56] Malvolio, pyre, and Aksej [1151/1268] have team battled Kachin, elf, and vectr0n [1951/2139] and lost! 0 days, 00:11:07 is added to their clocks.
[02/04/22 13:25:43] elf [113/616] has come upon JigmeDatse [482/546] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:48:27 is added to elf's clock.
[02/04/22 20:39:37] elf misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:43:13 from level 62.
[02/06/22 03:54:39] meti and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/22 01:25:50] elf and starlink have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/22 20:12:51] elf bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:28:41 from level 62.
[02/09/22 08:30:19] Ralle, el, and Nuae [1468/1469] have team battled theZoMBiE, elf, and JamCow [969/1835] and won! 0 days, 15:26:17 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/22 14:40:53] AlexS [692/748] has come upon elf [284/616] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:39:20 is removed from AlexS's clock.
[02/10/22 00:58:53] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:49:16 towards level 62.
[02/10/22 12:53:10] jayvee, texke, and VOID [1181/2179] have team battled elf, cadfael, and kzootech [99/1573] and won! 0 days, 02:10:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 14:32:21] SSLbits, elf, and brycec [126/1790] have team battled _sh, sam, and ChowderKeg [1305/2055] and lost! 0 days, 01:04:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/22 17:05:00] zbe and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 17:42:46] Psilocybe, vegadark, and gildarts [813/1851] have team battled elf, bobvador, and crank [1199/2082] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:00 is added to their clocks.
[02/11/22 03:05:51] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:31:02 towards level 62.
[02/11/22 16:28:04] elf and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/22 20:30:00] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 4 days, 03:23:04 toward level 62.
[02/13/22 12:48:59] VonToutCourt [314/825] has come upon elf [539/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:26:52 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[02/13/22 21:44:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 2 days, 22:24:19 toward level 62.
[02/14/22 12:44:08] elf [304/616] has come upon buzel [317/793] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:23:32 is added to elf's clock.
[02/14/22 21:10:31] Crazycatlady [86/731] has challenged elf [596/616] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:10:45 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/15/22 03:49:07] elf [95/616] has come upon cremefresh [425/710] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:51:25 is added to elf's clock.
[02/15/22 07:20:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 1 day, 21:07:16 toward level 62.
[02/16/22 06:34:29] elf [596/616] has come upon tomhek [551/767] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:07:44 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/16/22 10:46:07] Svetland, buzel, and elf [432/2190] have team battled d4n13L, V, and Centrixx [470/1853] and lost! 0 days, 04:58:26 is added to their clocks.
[02/16/22 12:11:16] elf discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:16 towards level 62.
[02/16/22 14:58:20] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:54:22 towards level 62.
[02/17/22 02:52:13] elf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:14 from level 62.
[02/17/22 09:42:58] elf died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:10:56 from level 62.
[02/17/22 12:56:16] elf [156/617] has challenged Misza [548/937] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to elf's clock.
[02/18/22 06:04:07] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:54:27 towards level 63.
[02/19/22 12:29:12] elf [127/617] has come upon Puff [700/739] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:45:41 is added to elf's clock.
[02/20/22 17:37:19] Fenrik [402/840] has challenged elf [413/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:13:29 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[02/22/22 05:58:13] nya, Hirion, and Crazycatlady [302/2138] have team battled elf, CodeGeek, and CornFly [659/2000] and lost! 4 days, 18:12:58 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/22 07:17:14] elf and iiriix have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/22 21:35:05] elf was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 15:38:11 from level 63.
[02/25/22 04:22:41] elf found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:44:55 towards level 63.
[02/25/22 19:18:48] cadfael, Primetime, elf, and Omega have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/28/22 04:08:25] elf [140/617] has come upon ToHellWithGA [253/963] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:55:31 is added to elf's clock.
[02/28/22 05:39:00] elf found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:26:56 towards level 63.
[03/01/22 13:07:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 6 days, 16:03:39 toward level 63.
[03/01/22 17:19:48] fizz, tmberg, KindOne, and elf have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/02/22 02:56:24] elf, Jens, and jjasghar [1527/1706] have team battled Nysdar, Andrio, and Misza [258/2027] and won! 0 days, 15:54:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/22 05:05:34] elf got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:41:16 from level 63.
[03/02/22 08:21:43] buyoq [518/870] has challenged elf [249/617] in combat and won! 6 days, 00:00:01 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[03/02/22 19:36:11] elf and megubyte have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/22 00:51:51] elf [613/617] has come upon Yarosh [180/482] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:33:54 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/03/22 03:33:23] elf was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:43:50 towards level 63.
[03/03/22 23:07:35] scumola, StalkR, and The_Decryptor [2135/2293] have team battled elf, damyan, and gildarts [212/1621] and won! 0 days, 00:54:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/22 02:53:16] adamus1red [694/746] has challenged elf [237/617] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:51:18 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[03/04/22 17:17:18] opcode, Ferris, and Koffa [1371/1419] have team battled laama, elf, and Sorin [1599/2020] and lost! 0 days, 05:19:01 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/22 12:06:42] Wolf and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/22 13:11:48] elf [524/617] has come upon hdm [930/979] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:04:44 is added to elf's clock.
[03/09/22 05:49:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 0 days, 09:14:00 toward level 63.
[03/09/22 08:49:55] elf [473/617] has come upon Centrixx [501/655] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:19:53 is added to elf's clock.
[03/09/22 11:35:55] elf, soltys, and Sokar [553/1789] have team battled bobvador, Tangles, and caeli [1292/2499] and lost! 1 day, 06:02:30 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/22 12:13:23] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:12 towards level 63.
[03/11/22 06:57:55] Fenrik, canton7, and Kurenai [427/1963] have team battled elf, heisenbug, and Bluedog [1159/2099] and lost! 0 days, 06:37:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/22 08:49:30] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:36:40 from level 63.
[03/12/22 15:38:05] elf [194/617] has challenged spex [298/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:07:29 is added to elf's clock.
[03/12/22 21:09:55] elf, tmberg, and nya [594/2286] have team battled io, ion, and jayvee [1537/2125] and lost! 0 days, 20:51:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/22 17:08:38] elf, io, and Lord255 [884/1946] have team battled TauPan, zifnab06, and freeboson [1095/1943] and lost! 0 days, 11:01:09 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/22 23:44:30] blabber [78/573] has challenged elf [268/617] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:13:38 is added to blabber's clock.
[03/14/22 09:46:24] zgrep [530/605] has challenged elf [505/617] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:25:28 is removed from zgrep's clock.
[03/14/22 14:57:07] rawgreaze, Disruptor, and Nuae [1372/1942] have team battled elf, Yuhno, and golgy [9/1892] and won! 1 day, 02:09:03 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/22 16:47:29] eising and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/15/22 00:49:16] elf [297/617] has challenged Platonides [466/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:18:48 is added to elf's clock.
[03/16/22 07:42:24] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:53:28 from level 63.
[03/17/22 11:00:47] CrashOverride [424/734] has challenged elf [378/617] in combat and won! 6 days, 02:57:29 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[03/18/22 09:55:31] Nysdar, elf, and CodeGeek [1193/2047] have team battled xbill, ChowderKeg, and Omega [514/2407] and won! 0 days, 01:49:24 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/22 11:05:36] munkis [394/580] has challenged elf [376/617] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:52:11 is removed from munkis's clock.
[03/18/22 17:05:59] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:51 towards level 63.
[03/18/22 17:12:15] elf [244/617] has challenged signofzeta [303/679] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to elf's clock.
[03/18/22 23:25:33] elf stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:57:43 towards level 64.
[03/19/22 03:08:51] elf [63/617] has challenged bsleep [338/662] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:45:32 is added to elf's clock.
[03/20/22 02:13:29] elf [280/617] has challenged Paganel [574/665] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:08:00 is added to elf's clock.
[03/21/22 00:31:42] Chuck [134/673] has challenged elf [339/617] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to Chuck's clock.
[03/21/22 07:23:57] elf [238/617] has challenged jayvee [565/729] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:09 is added to elf's clock.
[03/21/22 11:42:07] megubyte [72/546] has come upon elf [421/617] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:48:33 is added to megubyte's clock.
[03/22/22 10:46:14] elf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:37:05 from level 64.
[03/22/22 19:20:14] el, gildarts, and elf [1142/1733] have team battled tomhek, CrashOverride, and cremefresh [938/2304] and won! 0 days, 12:08:43 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/22 09:52:09] elf [455/617] has come upon KindOne [383/490] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:57:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/24/22 09:52:09] elf has dealt KindOne a Critical Strike! 0 days, 03:21:47 is added to KindOne's clock.
[03/24/22 10:38:58] Angelina [128/651] has challenged elf [174/617] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:38:44 is added to Angelina's clock.
[03/24/22 13:30:28] elf [276/617] has come upon Sario [83/459] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:29:47 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/24/22 19:40:45] mordac [120/509] has challenged elf [2/617] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:27:49 is removed from mordac's clock.
[03/24/22 19:43:07] Ankhers, mordac, and hdm [132/2135] have team battled anarcat, elf, and soltys [1566/2377] and lost! 0 days, 16:59:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/22 00:42:11] zifnab06, SCSi, and elf [1344/1870] have team battled Angelina, Helystraza, and MELOONi [890/1872] and won! 0 days, 20:53:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/22 00:27:03] elf left their weapon out in the rain to rust! elf's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/27/22 01:51:40] elf [291/597] has challenged crank [37/720] in combat and won! 6 days, 19:15:33 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/27/22 08:06:40] tomhek and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/22 22:08:33] Vigrid [113/279] has challenged elf [537/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to Vigrid's clock.
[03/28/22 01:26:37] pwae, Silvanus_Betrium, _sh, and elf have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/30/22 04:06:09] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:17:01 towards level 64.
[03/30/22 12:12:57] elf and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/22 09:47:37] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:41:51 towards level 64.
[03/31/22 12:14:14] MELOONi [461/882] has challenged elf [550/603] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[04/03/22 21:49:34] simple [339/982] has challenged elf [397/603] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:08:36 is added to simple's clock.
[04/04/22 10:36:00] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elf with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 06:19:29 from level 64.
[04/04/22 18:17:05] elf [191/603] has come upon ukleinek [397/609] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:45:59 is added to elf's clock.
[04/06/22 15:50:41] elf [321/603] has come upon tmberg [700/846] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:25:23 is added to elf's clock.
[04/08/22 18:11:57] elf [1/603] has challenged MadMan [394/462] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:44:47 is added to elf's clock.
[04/08/22 22:30:11] opcode, pwae, and Aksej [1324/1540] have team battled Lord255, elf, and EddieT137 [1123/1647] and won! 0 days, 18:47:46 is removed from their clocks.
[04/09/22 02:44:13] Asara and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/22 06:43:40] Malvolio [405/534] has come upon elf [191/603] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:21:55 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[04/10/22 06:43:40] Malvolio has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 2 days, 05:06:45 is added to elf's clock.
[04/10/22 12:42:55] elf discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:21:34 towards level 64.
[04/10/22 13:00:04] io [64/701] has come upon elf [217/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:13:21 is added to io's clock.
[04/10/22 14:06:53] elf [87/603] has come upon Neil [6/652] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:21:11 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/10/22 22:44:45] signofzeta [167/684] has come upon elf [139/603] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:14:53 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[04/11/22 10:32:40] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:47:31 towards level 64.
[04/11/22 19:23:43] elf, pasquale, and ukleinek [516/1526] have team battled KeboDK, MetaNova, and pfoley [711/1749] and lost! 0 days, 13:12:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/22 02:58:02] opcode [323/386] has challenged elf [156/603] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:45:31 is removed from opcode's clock.
[04/13/22 03:17:36] elf [22/603] has challenged thornrag [593/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:35:30 is added to elf's clock.
[04/13/22 10:45:50] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:48:03 towards level 64.
[04/14/22 16:20:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 5 days, 07:10:56 toward level 64.
[04/14/22 17:35:45] elf learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:45:08 towards level 64.
[04/15/22 00:29:01] elf [450/603] has challenged Theleveler [405/673] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:09:42 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/15/22 03:32:26] ion, SCSi, and Mattusmindus [1513/2253] have team battled elf, tomhek, and ChowderKeg [118/2127] and won! 2 days, 02:42:20 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/22 03:37:34] elf [471/603] has come upon ephemer0l [330/573] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:36:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/16/22 03:45:32] elf [447/610] has come upon ephemer0l [360/567] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:24:12 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/16/22 05:33:40] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:25:28 from level 64.
[04/16/22 11:14:09] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:36 from level 64.
[04/16/22 13:32:46] elf [509/610] has come upon nya [151/783] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:10:24 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/16/22 14:31:40] elf [14/610] has challenged texke [136/715] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to elf's clock.
[04/17/22 05:39:37] DrinkyBird [759/830] has challenged elf [163/610] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:27:16 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[04/17/22 12:03:35] kzootech, Cirdan, and MetaNova [1556/1838] have team battled elf, Sario, and womblecat [1026/2178] and won! 0 days, 02:38:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/22 15:56:21] elf, EddieT137, and Vigrid [330/1363] have team battled Wolf, Bkid, and buzel [460/2025] and lost! 0 days, 07:44:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/22 05:53:02] elf [423/610] has come upon gradator [545/768] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:04:29 is added to elf's clock.
[04/18/22 21:24:29] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 08:20:57 from level 65.
[04/19/22 03:48:47] elf [566/610] has challenged SirBummelz [192/682] in combat and won! 9 days, 01:01:36 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/19/22 03:58:25] TheGreatest [264/362] has challenged elf [513/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to TheGreatest's clock.
[04/19/22 12:19:25] rs [15/459] has challenged elf [301/610] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to rs's clock.
[04/19/22 13:24:39] elf [467/610] has come upon Nechayev [479/550] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:25:29 is added to elf's clock.
[04/21/22 10:35:36] elf [367/610] has come upon damyan [170/535] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:57:29 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/22/22 04:03:16] Lord255 and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/22 05:52:05] elf fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:43:37 from level 65.
[04/24/22 03:00:59] elf was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:22:55 towards level 65.
[04/25/22 00:39:33] crawlingchaos [207/221] has challenged elf [517/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to crawlingchaos's clock.
[04/25/22 22:50:50] elf [300/610] has come upon blabber [365/834] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:36:39 is added to elf's clock.
[04/26/22 05:17:56] nyuszika7h, yNos, and Aelane [1589/1914] have team battled rs, Fenrik, and elf [1177/2023] and won! 2 days, 03:16:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/26/22 14:30:14] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:31:59 towards level 65.
[04/29/22 11:10:17] elf learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:22:10 towards level 65.
[04/29/22 11:58:20] caeli [419/899] has come upon elf [396/610] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 21:29:56 is removed from caeli's clock.
[04/30/22 20:43:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 10 days, 16:49:27 toward level 65.
[05/01/22 12:15:47] elf [608/610] has come upon tscherer [277/344] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:10:17 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/02/22 14:13:05] elf was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:08:19 from level 65.
[05/02/22 19:07:02] elf was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:31:59 towards level 65.
[05/02/22 23:00:10] elf and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/22 04:53:29] elf [579/610] has come upon jacob1 [797/965] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:29:13 is added to elf's clock.
[05/06/22 03:47:14] sheu, Destruia, and Bolded [467/2102] have team battled elf, t3chn0, and pwae [76/2172] and won! 1 day, 01:15:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/22 05:35:13] elf, thornrag, and gradator [1519/1927] have team battled SCSi, LeD, and Centrixx [973/1849] and won! 3 days, 04:12:09 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/22 10:19:54] Covid-19 and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/22 14:38:57] elf [556/610] has come upon Lenny_ [343/543] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:18:15 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/06/22 20:08:09] elf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:18:51 from level 65.
[05/07/22 20:24:26] h00k [207/329] has challenged elf [347/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:53:27 is added to h00k's clock.
[05/08/22 00:30:54] elf and nyuszika7h have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/22 23:21:14] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:09:43 from level 65.
[05/11/22 15:03:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 2 days, 10:55:17 toward level 65.
[05/11/22 18:48:01] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:54:51 towards level 65.
[05/13/22 00:34:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 0 days, 06:46:33 toward level 65.
[05/13/22 04:01:17] gegenschein and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/22 20:53:41] elf [462/610] has come upon MadMan [414/465] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:57:03 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/14/22 06:15:41] VonToutCourt [163/841] has come upon elf [235/610] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:06:58 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[05/14/22 07:56:59] elf [552/610] has challenged damyan [0/559] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/15/22 19:39:00] elf [474/610] has come upon ChowderKeg [57/721] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:39:57 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/15/22 19:39:00] elf has dealt ChowderKeg a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:20:45 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[05/17/22 01:49:42] Tabmow, pyre, and mordac [305/1753] have team battled spex, allo, and elf [1049/2073] and lost! 0 days, 16:43:05 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/22 01:57:50] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 18:14:35 towards level 66.
[05/17/22 09:10:49] sky [406/686] has challenged elf [596/610] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:44:01 is added to sky's clock.
[05/17/22 13:52:32] elf and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/22 16:16:49] elf [327/610] has come upon omero [102/523] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:15:27 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/18/22 03:56:23] kptr, Affliction, Destruia, and elf have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/22 05:11:31] LeD, zcy, and krin [1108/1948] have team battled Sokar, elf, and Bluedog [368/1826] and won! 0 days, 07:17:05 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/22 18:26:53] thatmint and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/22 03:08:25] Cockatrice [228/472] has challenged elf [484/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[05/20/22 08:57:44] elf [108/610] has come upon sky [611/686] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:39:06 is added to elf's clock.
[05/21/22 05:03:06] elf [483/610] has come upon Psilocybe [16/1015] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:50:00 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/21/22 07:11:58] elf [220/610] has come upon golgy [283/748] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:22:41 is added to elf's clock.
[05/21/22 08:30:42] elf [69/610] has come upon Wolf [642/858] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:42:59 is added to elf's clock.
[05/21/22 10:37:53] elf saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:17:24 from level 66.
[05/21/22 13:23:51] pyre, sky, and dwfreed [1224/2302] have team battled Covid-19, KindOne, and elf [557/1643] and won! 1 day, 06:52:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/22/22 19:37:05] scumola [159/656] has challenged elf [396/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:03:59 is added to scumola's clock.
[05/24/22 12:45:28] elf [221/610] has come upon idleevil [373/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:02:27 is added to elf's clock.
[05/25/22 18:32:32] damyan, elf, and tomhek [645/1971] have team battled washclof, Ralle, and Nechayev [2008/2081] and lost! 1 day, 07:41:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/22 11:22:44] elf learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:58:21 towards level 66.
[05/29/22 23:46:49] elf [252/610] has come upon Bkid [278/441] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:11:30 is added to elf's clock.
[05/30/22 03:31:11] nya and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/22 14:53:23] d4n13L [252/471] has challenged elf [351/610] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:41:54 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[06/01/22 14:26:53] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:21 towards level 66.
[06/02/22 05:07:53] elf [509/610] has come upon Svetland [210/817] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:49:08 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/02/22 12:38:02] elf [254/610] has come upon Drin [317/723] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:33:49 is added to elf's clock.
[06/03/22 00:22:42] elf [232/610] has come upon Ralle [245/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:16:14 is added to elf's clock.
[06/03/22 10:47:52] sky and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/03/22 14:11:43] elf [298/610] has come upon jaxson [96/460] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:32:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/04/22 05:14:33] Feltharell and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/22 07:41:12] tswsl and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/22 04:43:09] elf [405/610] has come upon h00k [179/355] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:00:54 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/05/22 11:37:23] nyuszika7h [576/694] has come upon elf [214/610] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:22:51 is removed from nyuszika7h's clock.
[06/05/22 13:20:16] elf [150/610] has challenged bookworm [567/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:12:51 is added to elf's clock.
[06/05/22 16:20:51] elf [119/610] has challenged Koffa [505/666] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:09 is added to elf's clock.
[06/05/22 20:58:38] elf [332/610] has come upon Nechayev [38/550] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:13:04 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/06/22 03:52:44] elf [374/640] has challenged KindOne [444/487] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:47:21 is added to elf's clock.
[06/06/22 05:24:29] Asara, Khorne, and cfjk [1338/1971] have team battled elf, Notir, and Bahhumbug [510/1903] and won! 0 days, 06:40:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/22 07:23:35] elf [163/640] has challenged Ralle [507/616] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:30:17 is added to elf's clock.
[06/06/22 20:32:37] elf [97/640] has come upon Jens [254/529] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:31:11 is added to elf's clock.
[06/07/22 16:39:38] enteral [256/304] has challenged elf [48/643] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:17:21 is removed from enteral's clock.
[06/07/22 20:17:35] elf [615/643] has come upon xbill [388/1042] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 03:19:21 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/07/22 21:13:33] CrashOverride [124/763] has come upon elf [225/643] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:02:50 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[06/08/22 20:39:44] JamCow and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/22 05:37:51] TimWolla and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/22 10:45:10] elf [228/643] has come upon Lnk [396/756] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:27:44 is added to elf's clock.
[06/10/22 08:03:01] elf was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:35:13 towards level 67.
[06/11/22 23:06:02] Puff, idleevil, and elf [1564/1988] have team battled thornrag, Algernon, and blackroot [1608/1779] and lost! 1 day, 11:17:36 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 01:07:53] elf [267/643] has come upon cfjk [442/553] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:38:35 is added to elf's clock.
[06/13/22 13:49:59] elf and nyuszika7h have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/13/22 14:52:26] elf, Yestermorning, and jayvee [1047/1620] have team battled womblecat, brycec, and Ferris [2192/2626] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:26 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/22 23:04:02] elf [45/643] has challenged hugga [172/509] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:10:29 is added to elf's clock.
[06/14/22 00:30:49] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:54:17 towards level 67.
[06/14/22 23:40:39] elf lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:49:15 from level 67.
[06/15/22 17:38:04] elf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:28:37 from level 67.
[06/15/22 20:42:32] hugga [226/509] has come upon elf [229/647] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:23:39 is added to hugga's clock.
[06/16/22 00:30:08] elf [79/647] has challenged yNos [295/540] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:59:29 is added to elf's clock.
[06/16/22 14:04:25] elf [413/647] has come upon Cirdan [377/979] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:31:49 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/18/22 10:54:52] HellSpawn, zankore, and Affliction [408/2551] have team battled zifnab06, hax404, and elf [1025/1905] and lost! 2 days, 01:42:33 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/22 21:28:09] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:20:59 towards level 67.
[06/19/22 16:42:17] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:46:20 towards level 67.
[06/20/22 12:02:30] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:36:27 towards level 67.
[06/22/22 23:15:58] ahmubashshir and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/22 23:44:55] elf was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:50:31 from level 67.
[06/23/22 07:09:11] Nechayev [21/546] has challenged elf [474/647] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[06/23/22 22:36:26] elf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:15:01 towards level 67.
[06/23/22 23:04:35] starlink [327/709] has challenged elf [434/647] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to starlink's clock.
[06/24/22 18:51:18] elf [92/647] has come upon Notir [444/577] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:21:38 is added to elf's clock.
[06/26/22 07:36:29] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:12:41 towards level 67.
[06/26/22 08:08:17] elf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:35:28 from level 67.
[06/26/22 18:26:46] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:03:56 towards level 67.
[06/27/22 00:24:05] kzootech [95/548] has challenged elf [530/647] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:19:26 is added to kzootech's clock.
[06/27/22 04:58:22] Jaxxsinn [180/500] has challenged elf [552/647] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to Jaxxsinn's clock.
[06/27/22 19:16:06] elf [327/647] has come upon ukleinek [240/581] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:36:55 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/29/22 04:26:06] elf [349/647] has come upon bsleep [431/771] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:02:19 is added to elf's clock.
[06/29/22 14:14:10] Malvolio [327/539] has come upon elf [3/647] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:42:52 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[06/29/22 20:11:02] elf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! elf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/30/22 02:01:37] dyvonna and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/22 04:32:31] elf [616/642] has come upon idlegood [422/594] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:58:42 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/30/22 20:31:51] enteral and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/22 03:30:31] dyvonna and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/22 09:56:58] soltys [572/692] has challenged elf [29/642] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:43:21 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/02/22 23:03:50] enteral and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/03/22 00:31:46] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:25:47 from level 67.
[07/03/22 15:05:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 2 days, 06:27:01 toward level 67.
[07/03/22 20:40:49] tswsl, Melon, and kenyon [963/2458] have team battled EddieT137, Algernon, and elf [1059/1916] and lost! 6 days, 11:33:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/22 21:04:00] elf [335/642] has challenged munkis [190/844] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:09:41 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/03/22 21:50:16] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:17 towards level 67.
[07/06/22 02:41:56] elf [84/642] has come upon t3chn0 [271/902] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:42:04 is added to elf's clock.
[07/06/22 16:05:12] KindOne, elf, and pfoley [1723/1781] have team battled munkis, VOID, and Sombra [343/2479] and won! 0 days, 06:17:15 is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/22 08:46:19] elf [484/642] has come upon Kritzefitz [766/959] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:45:42 is added to elf's clock.
[07/07/22 17:59:56] elf [620/642] has challenged Togra [268/684] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:25:07 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/08/22 21:03:26] Affliction and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/22 05:07:04] <rainchick> [216/336] has challenged elf [151/642] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:35:22 is removed from <rainchick>'s clock.
[07/10/22 07:40:53] elf, kenyon, and Covid-19 [1599/2172] have team battled spex, brycec, and allo [873/2364] and won! 5 days, 12:23:41 is removed from their clocks.
[07/10/22 20:38:35] elf [594/642] has challenged eising [277/592] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:12:40 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/11/22 01:01:43] elf has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:38:36 from level 68.
[07/11/22 09:17:28] elf got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:42:22 from level 68.
[07/11/22 22:48:48] elf and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/22 12:47:09] idlegood [600/613] has challenged elf [418/642] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:25:30 is removed from idlegood's clock.
[07/13/22 00:49:43] Vigrid [413/508] has challenged elf [64/642] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:39:21 is removed from Vigrid's clock.
[07/13/22 03:12:17] elf [315/642] has come upon bg [61/1092] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 08:45:31 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/13/22 10:00:50] elf [101/642] has come upon Thorael [597/1063] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:53:08 is added to elf's clock.
[07/13/22 13:52:23] adamus1red [761/814] has challenged elf [609/642] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:53:46 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[07/13/22 13:52:23] adamus1red has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:42:07 is added to elf's clock.
[07/14/22 00:02:39] MELOONi, jaxson, and Tabmow [614/1990] have team battled HellSpawn, soltys, and elf [944/2277] and lost! 0 days, 17:36:47 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/22 17:58:07] elf [51/642] has challenged ion [839/878] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:13:57 is added to elf's clock.
[07/15/22 14:12:58] elf and laama have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/22 02:47:45] elf [616/642] has come upon JigmeDatse [190/700] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:17:37 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/17/22 18:13:02] elf [162/642] has challenged Affliction [448/695] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:30:06 is added to elf's clock.
[07/19/22 05:09:53] Pinkman [218/819] has come upon elf [387/642] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:39:51 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[07/19/22 13:48:17] Thorael, CornFly, and pwae [320/2303] have team battled kenyon, elf, and JigmeDatse [750/2329] and lost! 0 days, 18:39:23 is added to their clocks.
[07/19/22 17:26:43] elf [403/642] has come upon Sorin [374/586] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:07:38 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/20/22 05:20:02] elf [300/642] has come upon <rainchick> [327/424] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:59:06 is added to elf's clock.
[07/20/22 19:49:53] elf was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:51:32 from level 68.
[07/20/22 22:45:56] elf found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:08:44 towards level 68.
[07/22/22 10:48:11] elf burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! elf's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/22 14:58:56] jayvee and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/23/22 15:04:04] elf [512/635] has come upon Cirdan [36/983] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:47:16 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/24/22 05:48:38] TheSilentLink, Alarien, and ukleinek [658/1935] have team battled elf, t3chn0, and VonToutCourt [2388/2863] and lost! 0 days, 04:35:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/22 15:08:47] Pricey [259/675] has come upon elf [421/635] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:41:22 is added to Pricey's clock.
[07/26/22 16:12:19] Arch, GyrosGeier, and bsleep [1399/1965] have team battled Pinkman, achin, and elf [1440/1892] and lost! 1 day, 00:37:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/27/22 19:28:05] elf and iiriix have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/22 06:49:42] drahthaar [507/605] has come upon elf [197/635] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:52:00 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[07/29/22 07:54:12] jayvee, megubyte, and anarcat [2308/2472] have team battled Chuck, elf, and idlegood [1384/1869] and won! 0 days, 08:38:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/22 16:49:53] Lord255 and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/22 07:14:29] JigmeDatse, gegenschein, and elf [386/2452] have team battled cremefresh, CompanionCube, and beasty [915/1716] and lost! 0 days, 14:16:10 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/22 08:15:38] Tenorman [452/657] has challenged elf [340/622] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:11:01 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[07/30/22 16:23:29] elf got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:09 towards level 68.
[07/30/22 21:08:18] elf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:18:01 from level 68.
[07/31/22 02:42:53] Vigrid [442/519] has come upon elf [522/622] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:01:00 is added to Vigrid's clock.
[08/02/22 04:29:38] elf [154/622] has challenged hugga [331/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:27:54 is added to elf's clock.
[08/03/22 00:17:02] elf [206/623] has challenged tomhek [652/811] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to elf's clock.
[08/03/22 08:52:59] elf [513/623] has come upon postikana [20/450] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 14:56:24 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/05/22 03:22:04] elf discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 17:57:21 towards level 69.
[08/05/22 05:21:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 5 days, 18:01:39 toward level 69.
[08/06/22 06:42:03] elf, rawgreaze, and shikhin [1372/2273] have team battled Vigrid, Kachin, and aqsd [565/2036] and won! 0 days, 21:35:51 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/22 17:24:05] nya, V, and Wolf [1865/2298] have team battled RussellB, elf, and bg [1291/2564] and won! 0 days, 03:27:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/22 13:25:50] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:22:38 towards level 69.
[08/11/22 08:14:38] elf [94/623] has challenged talisein [509/768] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:30:02 is added to elf's clock.
[08/11/22 20:19:59] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:10:31 towards level 69.
[08/12/22 02:18:22] RussellB [804/840] has challenged elf [125/623] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:58:44 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[08/13/22 08:00:20] elf and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/22 02:22:09] elf [581/623] has come upon sc [18/810] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:38:06 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/17/22 02:57:46] elf lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:39:05 from level 69.
[08/17/22 03:16:18] dyvonna and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/22 04:21:01] Malvolio, pasquale, and elf [514/2101] have team battled KyloRen, cremefresh, and EddieT137 [1275/2117] and lost! 0 days, 06:09:36 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/22 08:40:13] elf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:52:49 towards level 69.
[08/17/22 16:36:20] elf, slim, and sbp [470/1593] have team battled damyan, kiska, and _sh [995/2388] and lost! 3 days, 08:56:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/22 03:58:03] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:25:36 from level 69.
[08/18/22 12:08:08] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:29:16 towards level 69.
[08/18/22 20:01:43] launchd, bg, and TheSilentLink [2203/2256] have team battled elf, jacob1, and sky [1087/2438] and won! 0 days, 04:41:07 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 06:21:14] buzel and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 20:17:23] Kemikals [318/381] has challenged elf [456/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:17:09 is added to Kemikals's clock.
[08/19/22 22:31:52] thornrag [207/702] has come upon elf [144/623] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:32:11 is removed from thornrag's clock.
[08/20/22 12:53:58] elf [194/623] has come upon JamCow [606/840] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:22:30 is added to elf's clock.
[08/20/22 17:28:17] signofzeta [595/966] has come upon elf [51/623] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:50:31 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[08/20/22 20:57:28] Yuhno, Covid-19, and SirNeo [389/1779] have team battled kptr, Tenedos, and elf [1479/1664] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:53 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/22 09:29:04] elf learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:36:57 from level 69.
[08/23/22 19:46:16] elf and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/22 03:17:19] elf [412/623] has challenged tomhek [546/811] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:53:04 is added to elf's clock.
[08/26/22 01:10:28] elf, Centrixx, and TimWolla [2149/2263] have team battled kzootech, nya, and pfoley [1163/2047] and won! 2 days, 17:37:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/22 09:35:54] kzootech, dyvonna, and dwfreed [16/2046] have team battled Chuck, elf, and CornFly [334/1820] and lost! 1 day, 16:30:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/22 21:36:18] elf [405/623] has challenged hugga [295/584] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:42:53 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/27/22 21:47:45] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:40:02 towards level 69.
[08/28/22 01:37:10] Jens [446/574] has challenged elf [326/623] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:33:02 is removed from Jens's clock.
[08/29/22 01:23:46] elf was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:05:33 from level 69.
[08/29/22 19:36:05] elf [560/623] has come upon ukleinek [262/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:31:18 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/30/22 12:17:58] elf [548/623] has come upon Zaratustra [128/914] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:56:20 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/30/22 20:39:07] idlegood and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/22 21:31:34] elf [206/623] has come upon fstrelok [41/367] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:54:58 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/31/22 05:43:02] elf [195/623] has come upon fstrelok [177/367] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:41:31 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/31/22 13:54:38] elf [271/623] has challenged n0ssh [210/238] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:33:41 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/31/22 23:22:41] hdm, Centrixx, and mordac [2299/2318] have team battled sc, jaxson, and elf [592/1975] and won! 1 day, 16:38:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/22 08:12:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 0 days, 08:58:04 toward level 69.
[09/01/22 14:58:26] elf [495/623] has challenged nya [51/800] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/02/22 02:58:08] elf saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:06:52 from level 70.
[09/03/22 07:49:27] elf sharpened the edge of their weapon! elf's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/06/22 04:42:38] elf [349/640] has come upon spex [623/1016] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:02:56 is added to elf's clock.
[09/06/22 15:52:23] hax404, StalkR, and iiriix [484/1913] have team battled elf, nawcom, and Lord255 [1634/2153] and lost! 1 day, 01:34:18 is added to their clocks.
[09/07/22 07:02:47] elf [252/640] has come upon gildarts [598/828] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:30:31 is added to elf's clock.
[09/07/22 17:45:07] elf [12/640] has come upon dyvonna [249/591] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:01:39 is added to elf's clock.
[09/08/22 02:26:44] elf discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:22:04 towards level 70.
[09/08/22 09:13:14] elf [533/640] has come upon munkis [766/861] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 01:11:17 is added to elf's clock.
[09/09/22 09:29:50] elf [149/640] has come upon brycec [719/959] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:28:33 is added to elf's clock.
[09/09/22 11:41:41] elf, laama, and Psilocybe [1696/2446] have team battled Jens, Lnk, and EddieT137 [1003/2240] and won! 2 days, 11:49:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 12:48:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 21 days, 04:33:55 toward level 70.
[09/09/22 17:27:38] elf saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:46:46 from level 70.
[09/10/22 04:50:05] elf [326/640] has come upon Gorek [618/1008] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:59:49 is added to elf's clock.
[09/10/22 19:43:42] slim [337/545] has challenged elf [406/640] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:08 is added to slim's clock.
[09/10/22 22:36:44] elf [119/640] has come upon MELOONi [627/928] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:21:25 is added to elf's clock.
[09/11/22 01:01:21] rawgreaze, A_Dragon, and SirBummelz [875/2537] have team battled elf, iiriix, and Cirdan [1238/2353] and lost! 0 days, 09:49:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/22 05:48:44] ahmubashshir [361/609] has challenged elf [324/640] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:56:03 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[09/12/22 16:15:40] elf [431/640] has come upon Geoff [410/599] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:53:05 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/13/22 23:39:08] cremefresh and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/22 11:23:45] Wolf and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/22 17:48:29] tmberg, Beefcan, and DrinkyBird [670/2313] have team battled Kronan, elf, and nyuszika7h [1947/2192] and lost! 1 day, 19:13:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/22 03:08:13] elf [535/640] has challenged Aksej [427/585] in combat and won! 5 days, 15:15:17 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/15/22 12:10:06] Kemikals [464/481] has challenged elf [371/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:26:48 is removed from Kemikals's clock.
[09/16/22 12:40:09] drahthaar [347/926] has come upon elf [440/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:04:52 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[09/19/22 04:50:42] elf [568/640] has come upon Kronan [838/906] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 05:19:18 is added to elf's clock.
[09/19/22 12:35:03] Wam, Beefcan, and elf [2227/2359] have team battled Nuae, postikana, and Tabmow [292/1970] and won! 0 days, 23:01:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/22 14:06:31] elf [541/640] has come upon idleevil [739/753] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:00:14 is added to elf's clock.
[09/20/22 00:15:52] elf got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:37:11 from level 70.
[09/20/22 00:32:50] elf [529/640] has challenged sam [349/698] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:18:36 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/20/22 19:37:05] Fehu, EddieT137, and misha [737/1972] have team battled Paganel, elf, and Forud [1644/2137] and lost! 0 days, 19:39:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/20/22 21:40:17] herald and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/22 02:58:55] Kronan, elf, and Tenedos [843/2099] have team battled ion, Puff, and Drin [1058/2196] and lost! 2 days, 07:35:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/22 02:44:55] binaryhermit [1/60] has challenged elf [375/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to binaryhermit's clock.
[09/28/22 07:18:47] n0ssh [245/442] has challenged elf [140/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:44:56 is removed from n0ssh's clock.
[09/28/22 17:44:13] wowbagger [50/222] has come upon elf [95/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:13 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[09/28/22 23:35:29] elf [572/640] has come upon brycec [323/994] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:24:41 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/29/22 22:25:46] SirNeo and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/22 00:18:20] elf [598/640] has come upon Stevland [469/814] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:14:06 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/30/22 07:00:58] elf [272/640] has come upon Jens [136/609] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:48:13 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/30/22 15:01:38] karp [15/49] has challenged elf [631/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to karp's clock.
[10/01/22 01:48:23] elf [380/640] has come upon t3chn0 [626/899] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:32:01 is added to elf's clock.
[10/03/22 12:57:29] MadMan, elf, and Tabmow [1111/1922] have team battled TimeWarp, laama, and Sombra [1109/2509] and won! 1 day, 09:03:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/22 18:25:41] Theleveler [720/925] has come upon elf [116/640] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:31:18 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[10/04/22 08:49:18] DrinkyBird, karp, and Zaratustra [1197/2067] have team battled cadfael, elf, and Sario [1004/2018] and won! 0 days, 00:08:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/22 05:42:50] elf [17/640] has come upon Hex [69/608] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:19:16 is added to elf's clock.
[10/05/22 18:12:36] elf, Kurenai, VonToutCourt, and signofzeta have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/06/22 11:28:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 0 days, 20:25:11 toward level 70.
[10/06/22 19:05:09] elf [298/640] has come upon zifnab06 [48/572] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:06:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/07/22 11:25:54] elf [569/727] has challenged aqsd [592/798] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to elf's clock.
[10/08/22 02:15:27] wowbagger [130/293] has challenged elf [129/727] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:58:27 is removed from wowbagger's clock.
[10/08/22 04:47:36] elf [79/727] has come upon TauPan [385/828] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:39:09 is added to elf's clock.
[10/08/22 20:44:04] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 01:23:13 from level 71.
[10/09/22 03:47:35] elf set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 17:37:11 from level 71.
[10/11/22 19:28:20] elf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 05:48:50 from level 71.
[10/12/22 09:06:20] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:59:08 towards level 71.
[10/13/22 00:06:58] elf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 05:25:56 towards level 71.
[10/13/22 12:32:42] elf [601/727] has challenged simple [249/1023] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:57:30 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/13/22 16:40:31] elf [372/727] has come upon "\@_ [940/1125] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 11:26:01 is added to elf's clock.
[10/16/22 03:25:15] elf [96/727] has come upon tswsl [70/680] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 20:37:13 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/16/22 03:25:15] elf has dealt tswsl a Critical Strike! 2 days, 16:20:04 is added to tswsl's clock.
[10/17/22 04:51:23] sam [533/677] has challenged elf [617/727] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:35:21 is added to sam's clock.
[10/17/22 22:09:06] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:40:26 towards level 71.
[10/18/22 07:07:05] zankore and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/22 23:08:46] elf [442/732] has come upon Geoff [595/598] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:18:25 is added to elf's clock.
[10/19/22 18:58:24] elf bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:40:08 from level 71.
[10/22/22 17:37:55] nya and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/22 18:33:30] elf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 14:43:43 towards level 71.
[10/23/22 14:26:33] Omega [333/965] has come upon elf [193/737] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:03:08 is removed from Omega's clock.
[10/25/22 08:35:55] elf [525/737] has come upon kinus [183/533] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:05:57 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/28/22 08:33:54] xbill and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/22 00:20:22] DownAndUp and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/22 00:40:43] elf slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! elf's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/30/22 02:30:53] elf [17/729] has come upon Algernon [279/755] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:28:29 is added to elf's clock.
[10/31/22 05:28:16] elf [120/729] has come upon t3chn0 [833/903] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:08:29 is added to elf's clock.
[11/02/22 05:05:50] elf [520/729] has come upon _sh [419/776] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:46:45 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/02/22 15:27:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elf with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 17:10:54 from level 71.
[11/03/22 19:59:35] Yarosh [39/494] has challenged elf [709/729] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:37:55 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[11/03/22 20:06:13] elf [654/729] has come upon starlink [259/745] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:31:42 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/05/22 01:13:42] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:04:35 towards level 71.
[11/06/22 18:42:58] jacob1 and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/22 21:18:37] elf [58/729] has challenged Lord255 [263/545] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:10:21 is added to elf's clock.
[11/08/22 00:24:21] Bolded [449/903] has challenged elf [377/729] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:19:01 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[11/08/22 06:04:06] elf and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/22 18:06:46] elf found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:33:21 towards level 71.
[11/10/22 18:05:56] elf was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:40:24 from level 71.
[11/11/22 18:27:44] elf [616/729] has come upon Zaratustra [2/734] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:41:31 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/11/22 22:44:36] bookworm, cfjk, and AlinConstantin [1025/1631] have team battled elf, judahnator, and apb [870/2123] and won! 0 days, 01:02:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/22 01:59:11] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:10:25 towards level 71.
[11/12/22 05:30:47] elf [19/729] has come upon Gorek [824/933] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:58:10 is added to elf's clock.
[11/12/22 10:57:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 4 days, 14:38:37 toward level 71.
[11/13/22 00:50:33] adamus1red [210/831] has challenged elf [592/729] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:08:58 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[11/13/22 08:13:56] elf was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:12:48 from level 71.
[11/14/22 21:36:20] elf, ukleinek, and tswsl [50/2048] have team battled Drin, buzel, and jjasghar [1657/2417] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/22 01:00:59] elf [283/729] has challenged BenDover [457/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:35 is added to elf's clock.
[11/15/22 03:58:12] elf [243/729] has challenged Platonides [792/839] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:46 is added to elf's clock.
[11/15/22 22:05:35] Koffa [503/669] has challenged elf [398/729] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:03:07 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/16/22 09:53:21] elf [52/729] has come upon iiriix [279/701] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:42:30 is added to elf's clock.
[11/16/22 20:33:41] elf [586/729] has come upon Kachin [312/990] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 12:46:03 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/17/22 08:35:44] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:52:10 towards level 72.
[11/17/22 20:47:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 6 days, 15:21:02 toward level 72.
[11/18/22 03:03:44] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:06:55 towards level 72.
[11/18/22 11:42:01] Nuae, zcy, and blabber [842/2194] have team battled ToHellWithGA, golgy, and elf [2433/2623] and lost! 1 day, 12:40:10 is added to their clocks.
[11/19/22 13:01:47] jacob1, Stevland, and achin [1371/2570] have team battled Ecko, elf, and TimeWarp [613/2502] and won! 4 days, 10:19:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/22 21:25:15] Lord255, gdm, and Kurenai [752/2008] have team battled elf, buyoq, and vegadark [683/2311] and won! 2 days, 21:50:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/22 01:16:49] elf [693/729] has come upon dyvonna [285/606] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:05:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/21/22 01:58:07] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:36:03 from level 72.
[11/21/22 06:16:51] JamCow [769/870] has challenged elf [310/729] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:32:32 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[11/22/22 20:13:09] Aksej, Techman, and elf [1936/2420] have team battled Sombra, Ganonk, and crank [732/2241] and won! 3 days, 22:42:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/22 01:04:09] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:58:07 towards level 72.
[11/23/22 08:10:30] elf and BastelBot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/22 17:22:40] elf [429/745] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [160/669] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:15:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/25/22 00:01:13] iiriix, Bolded, and Asara [789/2260] have team battled signofzeta, RussellB, and elf [2128/2703] and lost! 1 day, 08:43:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/26/22 07:00:12] Lnk [722/830] has challenged elf [294/745] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:39:00 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[11/26/22 20:48:03] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:10:22 towards level 72.
[11/28/22 06:34:13] bookworm [500/678] has challenged elf [719/745] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:14:12 is added to bookworm's clock.
[12/01/22 23:07:09] confunctius [4/201] has challenged elf [401/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to confunctius's clock.
[12/02/22 02:32:32] elf [294/745] has challenged Koffa [266/669] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:55:57 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/03/22 22:04:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 7 days, 08:50:39 toward level 72.
[12/04/22 08:41:10] scumola, Alarien, and Finley [137/2206] have team battled elf, Crazycatlady, and Bolded [1651/2382] and lost! 0 days, 09:09:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/22 01:25:27] pyre, crysis, and cornfeedhobo [854/2280] have team battled hdm, elf, and Yarosh [731/2190] and won! 0 days, 00:15:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/22 22:18:38] elf [480/745] has challenged cornfeedhobo [99/687] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:27:18 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/06/22 23:39:44] Thorael and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/22 06:09:18] elf [318/745] has come upon pwae [21/740] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:27:34 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/07/22 10:26:08] elf [290/745] has come upon achin [113/750] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:47:16 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/07/22 10:26:08] elf has dealt achin a Critical Strike! 1 day, 12:23:57 is added to achin's clock.
[12/07/22 21:42:41] jaxson, elf, and ZOTTA [1590/2040] have team battled HellSpawn, Tangles, and zcy [299/2281] and won! 1 day, 11:07:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/22 01:00:24] elf misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:38:20 from level 73.
[12/08/22 06:30:18] Gorek, simple, and io [2376/3095] have team battled Tangles, TimWolla, and elf [2211/2375] and won! 2 days, 03:16:42 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/22 18:34:00] shikhin, elf, and Puff [1076/2530] have team battled n0ssh, zifnab06, and Cirdan [1130/2042] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/22 20:21:59] idleevil [525/801] has challenged elf [660/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:20:54 is added to idleevil's clock.
[12/11/22 09:27:45] elf got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:26:53 from level 73.
[12/12/22 04:44:43] Bolded [137/903] has come upon elf [253/745] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:07:10 is added to Bolded's clock.
[12/13/22 12:54:48] ToHellWithGA stole elf's level 73 ring while they were sleeping! ToHellWithGA leaves their old level 62 ring behind, which elf then takes.
[12/13/22 17:05:47] Silvanus_Betrium, VonToutCourt, and hugga [2446/2877] have team battled Thorael, elf, and Centrixx [1698/2408] and won! 2 days, 14:18:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/22 20:23:16] EddieT137, Destruia, and Kachin [1393/2717] have team battled brycec, elf, and Malvolio [1883/2291] and lost! 6 days, 17:49:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/22 10:42:55] yano [455/1052] has challenged elf [519/733] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:19:13 is added to yano's clock.
[12/14/22 18:46:02] elf, ephemer0l, and Techman [2033/2451] have team battled laama, linear, and ChowderKeg [1559/2127] and won! 0 days, 01:58:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/22 01:58:06] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 6 days, 15:22:34 toward level 73.
[12/15/22 08:48:14] TauPan [505/903] has challenged elf [498/733] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:37:47 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[12/15/22 21:51:25] Jens [596/608] has challenged elf [435/733] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:28:01 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/16/22 13:18:34] Dan [210/423] has challenged elf [253/733] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:02:37 is added to Dan's clock.
[12/18/22 12:14:14] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:54:06 towards level 73.
[12/18/22 14:26:27] elf [518/733] has come upon sam [510/889] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:18:33 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/18/22 16:46:05] elf [352/733] has come upon Covid-19 [204/959] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:01:58 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/18/22 23:22:13] elf and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/22 05:08:11] d4n13L, dwfreed, and simple [402/2730] have team battled pants, Algernon, and elf [380/2662] and won! 0 days, 13:05:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/22 06:21:41] elf [298/733] has come upon Destruia [112/742] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:38:51 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/19/22 14:14:05] elf [239/733] has challenged shikhin [374/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:39:09 is added to elf's clock.
[12/20/22 08:18:46] elf [688/733] has challenged Covid-19 [4/959] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:17:14 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/20/22 20:10:24] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:35:40 towards level 73.
[12/21/22 02:12:25] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:08:22 towards level 73.
[12/22/22 01:42:28] elf stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:55 towards level 73.
[12/22/22 13:10:31] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:39:13 towards level 73.
[12/22/22 16:33:11] elf [599/733] has come upon Destruia [322/742] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:36:12 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/23/22 14:09:30] anarcat, Cirdan, and elf [844/2899] have team battled sam, Lnk, and crysis [376/2564] and won! 0 days, 09:57:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 00:24:43] AlinConstantin, elf, and Psilocybe [2411/2450] have team battled Kurenai, Bluedog, and Koffa [860/2499] and won! 0 days, 05:55:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 20:24:56] elf and ufo-piloot have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/24/22 23:45:29] elf [9/733] has challenged gusto [25/613] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:49:32 is added to elf's clock.
[12/25/22 02:10:59] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 11:39:41 towards level 74.
[12/25/22 08:04:49] damyan, solarsparq, \dev\ice, and elf have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/22 15:46:48] elf and Pricey have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/22 05:03:08] StalkR, elf, and Algernon [804/2384] have team battled Crazycatlady, Sombra, and Tenedos [162/2276] and won! 3 days, 00:48:46 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/22 12:21:29] elf saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:06:27 from level 74.
[12/27/22 14:59:23] slim and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/28/22 07:29:25] pfoley [440/769] has challenged elf [382/733] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:39:57 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[12/28/22 07:29:25] pfoley has dealt elf a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:31:56 is added to elf's clock.
[12/28/22 16:04:21] elf [412/733] has come upon thornrag [517/686] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:59:03 is added to elf's clock.
[12/28/22 21:04:41] Koffa, Zaratustra, and elf [83/2123] have team battled Pricey, _sh, and MadMan [1393/1877] and lost! 1 day, 03:57:36 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/22 17:46:18] Bluedog, JamCow, and zgrep [1577/2563] have team battled elf, wowbagger, and TimeWarp [112/2048] and won! 1 day, 02:16:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/22 21:59:11] Puff, elf, and ahmubashshir [1567/2407] have team battled pants, laama, and gdm [225/2456] and won! 0 days, 18:10:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/29/22 23:14:40] elf, MetaNova, and Yarosh [89/1988] have team battled Cirdan, Aksej, and Tangles [1882/2750] and lost! 2 days, 04:00:50 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/22 20:10:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 24 days, 06:02:59 toward level 74.
[01/01/23 01:16:25] JigmeDatse, Abe, and brycec [1504/2527] have team battled munkis, elf, and Pinkman [265/2470] and won! 1 day, 09:30:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/23 23:22:08] elf and Platonides have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/23 05:09:17] wille, bookworm, and HeavyPodda [779/1908] have team battled zbe, Andrio, and elf [1485/2449] and lost! 2 days, 14:22:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/02/23 05:29:19] EddieT137 [307/982] has challenged elf [317/738] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:41:08 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[01/03/23 21:42:59] zcy, Dan, and tomgus1 [1436/1710] have team battled elf, dwfreed, and pyre [268/2717] and won! 0 days, 18:21:13 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/23 09:42:31] elf [629/738] has come upon Tenorman [714/742] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:10:02 is added to elf's clock.
[01/04/23 18:16:57] elf got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:34:02 towards level 74.
[01/07/23 21:15:41] elf [251/738] has come upon gegenschein [71/1032] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:18:42 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/07/23 23:44:44] elf left their weapon out in the rain to rust! elf's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/08/23 02:38:51] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:27 towards level 74.
[01/11/23 02:49:56] elf [399/718] has come upon Notir [673/1102] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:28:53 is added to elf's clock.
[01/11/23 18:59:49] elf and Alarien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/23 04:38:28] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:49 towards level 74.
[01/12/23 07:02:15] elf [437/718] has challenged Lnk [821/848] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to elf's clock.
[01/12/23 14:46:12] elf, Bluedog, and DownAndUp [1067/2265] have team battled style, Ganonk, and set [297/1268] and won! 7 days, 19:15:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/23 07:24:30] Psilocybe, spex, and Cockatrice [1905/3103] have team battled DownAndUp, elf, and Abe [708/1886] and won! 5 days, 11:40:43 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/23 04:45:48] elf EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 17:15:54 from level 75.
[01/17/23 10:41:52] SSLbits, contyk, and elf [1207/2051] have team battled unicron, Susumurata, and solarsparq [920/2052] and won! 0 days, 00:24:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/23 23:16:11] Gorek and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/23 15:00:16] elf [89/718] has come upon \dev\ice [220/451] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:58:54 is added to elf's clock.
[01/19/23 21:16:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 14 days, 11:45:22 toward level 75.
[01/20/23 00:08:52] Fenrik [322/1227] has challenged elf [365/718] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:30:25 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[01/20/23 09:31:32] Comnenus [495/600] has challenged elf [204/718] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:06:37 is removed from Comnenus's clock.
[01/25/23 05:51:01] muirrum [55/415] has challenged elf [696/718] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:45:38 is added to muirrum's clock.
[01/26/23 20:21:39] elf [146/718] has come upon Berserker [35/399] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:10:44 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/27/23 18:06:06] elf [454/718] has challenged GilbertErik [595/766] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:27:53 is added to elf's clock.
[01/27/23 19:47:40] elf got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:23:03 from level 75.
[01/30/23 10:52:36] elf [8/731] has come upon solarsparq [377/697] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:04:19 is added to elf's clock.
[01/30/23 23:01:31] why-are-you-here [23/345] has challenged elf [645/731] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to why-are-you-here's clock.
[01/31/23 20:52:37] confunctius, elf, and Stevland [1358/2475] have team battled Paganel, Crazycatlady, and thornrag [1595/2202] and lost! 1 day, 19:52:37 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/23 03:13:36] elf [83/731] has come upon CompanionCube [443/657] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:33:00 is added to elf's clock.
[02/01/23 03:21:16] jacob1, blabber, and cornfeedhobo [2549/2775] have team battled KingPimpCommand, elf, and kzootech [1329/1584] and won! 6 days, 15:21:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/23 01:37:58] elf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:31:02 towards level 75.
[02/02/23 04:09:27] elf met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:21:08 from level 75.
[02/02/23 06:15:20] elf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:11:34 from level 75.
[02/02/23 17:22:42] elf [361/735] has challenged mordac [103/664] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:23:12 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/03/23 17:09:48] kptr and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/23 00:32:47] elf [504/735] has come upon dyvonna [555/734] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:18:09 is added to elf's clock.
[02/04/23 21:04:10] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:44:24 towards level 75.
[02/04/23 21:41:51] elf and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/23 09:01:39] elf broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:07:12 from level 75.
[02/06/23 09:02:06] elf [278/735] has come upon Asara [376/842] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:22:58 is added to elf's clock.
[02/07/23 03:44:30] elf [419/735] has challenged bobvador [540/1014] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:57:02 is added to elf's clock.
[02/07/23 10:04:32] elf got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:41:27 from level 75.
[02/07/23 17:38:07] kenyon, elf, and CornFly [1065/2441] have team battled zgrep, damyan, and thornrag [1704/2184] and lost! 5 days, 16:43:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/23 03:48:04] ChowderKeg, vadas, and elf [492/2135] have team battled adamus1red, h00k, and judahnator [1185/2118] and lost! 2 days, 06:00:42 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/23 06:44:33] elf [388/735] has come upon Asara [271/855] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:10:45 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/08/23 14:33:10] elf [249/735] has come upon SuzakuMedli [52/1055] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:32:43 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/08/23 18:03:04] bfft stole elf's level 61 helm while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 24 helm behind, which elf then takes.
[02/09/23 22:05:30] SirNeo and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/23 03:59:34] elf [367/695] has challenged Sherpard2 [321/657] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:57:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/11/23 11:27:06] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:04:44 towards level 75.
[02/12/23 23:32:28] elf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:03:06 from level 75.
[02/13/23 01:57:20] nya and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/23 11:55:08] elf [283/695] has come upon aqsd [693/767] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:04:20 is added to elf's clock.
[02/15/23 13:25:00] elf [668/695] has challenged Thorael [55/673] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:09:13 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/15/23 22:42:19] Malvolio [65/587] has come upon elf [582/695] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:06:15 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[02/16/23 21:38:26] gildarts, kptr, and elf [1808/2103] have team battled sc, bananaboat, and Drin [744/2415] and won! 1 day, 18:35:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/17/23 05:32:36] elf [447/695] has come upon gradator [460/533] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:08:35 is added to elf's clock.
[02/17/23 16:08:39] V, RussellB, and sc [817/2631] have team battled Khorne, n0ssh, and elf [1724/2407] and lost! 0 days, 03:18:20 is added to their clocks.
[02/18/23 04:37:06] bookworm [473/681] has challenged elf [205/695] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:16:59 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[02/18/23 13:38:48] elf [243/695] has challenged Erwinstein [296/324] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:01:01 is added to elf's clock.
[02/19/23 15:43:59] elf [433/695] has challenged JigmeDatse [175/766] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:47:36 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/22/23 02:32:19] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:20:55 towards level 75.
[02/22/23 05:36:45] Drin, dyvonna, and elf [480/2452] have team battled Puff, bfft, and Lnk [93/1909] and won! 2 days, 05:05:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/23 09:46:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elf with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 08:12:43 from level 75.
[02/22/23 10:39:19] elf and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/23 04:06:58] signofzeta [209/1029] has come upon elf [468/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:15:26 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[02/23/23 17:41:39] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:07:21 towards level 75.
[02/24/23 02:07:01] elf [217/695] has come upon gradator [470/524] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:50:55 is added to elf's clock.
[02/25/23 19:01:29] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:38:34 towards level 75.
[02/25/23 20:18:30] Nysdar and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/23 07:16:13] Luca [82/526] has challenged elf [2/695] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:50:34 is removed from Luca's clock.
[02/26/23 14:34:28] elf broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:20 from level 75.
[02/27/23 16:12:19] elf [437/695] has come upon nawcom [67/687] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:24:57 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/27/23 20:23:24] elf [398/695] has challenged slim [68/502] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:17:59 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/28/23 00:24:09] elf [313/695] has challenged rawgreaze [627/1013] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:54:42 is added to elf's clock.
[02/28/23 07:53:06] rawgreaze [637/1013] has come upon elf [87/695] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:25:42 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[02/28/23 12:01:39] elf [544/695] has come upon Arch [662/666] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:23:51 is added to elf's clock.
[03/02/23 06:41:34] Gangsterish, Malvolio, and hax404 [399/1439] have team battled elf, SuzakuMedli, and Minus [1795/2643] and lost! 0 days, 15:36:11 is added to their clocks.
[03/02/23 18:37:10] elf [633/695] has challenged MadMan [160/482] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:56 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/03/23 03:33:57] elf [58/695] has challenged Abe [419/603] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to elf's clock.
[03/03/23 10:50:56] elf misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:12:06 from level 76.
[03/03/23 23:36:59] yano and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/23 19:50:03] elf sharpened the edge of their weapon! elf's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/04/23 19:58:56] idleneutral, Wolf, and Theleveler [386/2237] have team battled dwfreed, elf, and Zaratustra [854/2626] and lost! 4 days, 08:24:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/23 07:28:01] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 00:27:42 towards level 76.
[03/05/23 13:50:16] particleflux [202/219] has challenged elf [55/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:20 is removed from particleflux's clock.
[03/06/23 00:24:14] elf [693/711] has come upon washclof [75/1080] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 00:56:43 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/06/23 21:04:24] elf [549/711] has come upon "\@_ [534/1173] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:35:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/07/23 19:44:17] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:11:41 towards level 76.
[03/08/23 17:05:33] elf [394/711] has challenged CrashOverride [433/749] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:12:11 is added to elf's clock.
[03/08/23 20:55:23] herald, hugga, Luca, and elf have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/09/23 05:07:58] Minus [457/878] has challenged elf [19/711] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:14:16 is removed from Minus's clock.
[03/09/23 18:49:57] dbx12 [86/237] has challenged elf [1/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:01:12 is removed from dbx12's clock.
[03/09/23 21:11:04] elf [696/711] has challenged CrashOverride [216/749] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:07:49 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/10/23 06:36:36] elf [549/711] has come upon Minus [411/878] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:41:07 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/10/23 23:15:34] elf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:25:55 from level 76.
[03/11/23 12:17:57] ichabodiedcrane [178/224] has challenged elf [48/711] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:00 is removed from ichabodiedcrane's clock.
[03/12/23 03:35:33] elf [468/711] has challenged gildarts [875/893] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:04:50 is added to elf's clock.
[03/12/23 18:52:10] elf [84/711] has come upon crysis [302/778] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:08:12 is added to elf's clock.
[03/13/23 04:15:36] Asara, pwae, and elf [533/2340] have team battled Ecko, Malvolio, and cfebsv2 [832/1636] and lost! 1 day, 21:55:06 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/23 08:23:28] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:39:53 towards level 76.
[03/13/23 20:17:08] Abe, Destruia, and elf [391/2085] have team battled shikhin, talisein, and Paganel [752/2656] and lost! 3 days, 18:43:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/13/23 22:52:19] Affliction, idleneutral, and Lnk [105/2216] have team battled Asara, elf, and Pricey [1107/2081] and lost! 1 day, 23:42:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/14/23 15:24:39] elf was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:28:06 from level 76.
[03/15/23 11:52:58] elf [332/711] has challenged Asara [856/859] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:57:10 is added to elf's clock.
[03/15/23 16:57:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 9 days, 07:42:30 toward level 76.
[03/15/23 17:49:49] binaryhermit and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/23 10:04:24] Covid-19 and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/23 11:08:04] elf [243/711] has challenged Paganel [137/1008] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:21:26 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/18/23 11:08:04] In the fierce battle, Paganel dropped their level 290 pair of boots! elf picks it up, tossing their old level 31 pair of boots to Paganel.
[03/19/23 14:49:05] bsleep and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/23 02:02:16] Paganel, Fehu, and elf [1965/2334] have team battled ufo-piloot, Cirdan, and SirNeo [171/2162] and won! 0 days, 00:44:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/23 13:49:39] elf [679/996] has come upon Andrio [342/643] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:29:00 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/21/23 08:22:23] V [585/879] has challenged elf [740/996] in combat and lost! 10 days, 15:44:26 is added to V's clock.
[03/21/23 09:33:35] idlegood and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/23 03:21:39] elf [189/996] has come upon Luca [170/573] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:33:57 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/22/23 07:11:24] elf [473/996] has come upon idlegood [708/796] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:58:07 is added to elf's clock.
[03/22/23 19:48:47] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:46:23 towards level 76.
[03/22/23 21:30:20] TimeWarp [103/835] has challenged elf [377/996] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:12:31 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[03/23/23 14:33:56] elf [14/996] has challenged SirNeo [359/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:53:28 is added to elf's clock.
[03/23/23 21:14:13] elf, Notir, and gildarts [2365/2994] have team battled tmberg, LeD, and heisenbug [1657/2070] and won! 0 days, 06:28:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/23 05:40:55] kinus and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/23 21:08:19] elf [181/996] has come upon Andrio [298/643] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:00 is added to elf's clock.
[03/24/23 22:21:07] elf [150/996] has challenged pyre [474/781] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to elf's clock.
[03/26/23 04:37:39] elf [994/996] has come upon tomgus1 [161/550] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 10:37:57 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/27/23 14:49:37] elf [806/996] has come upon binaryhermit [608/828] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 15:32:58 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/29/23 09:05:08] apb, KindOne, ZOTTA, and elf have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/29/23 13:28:24] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:12:27 towards level 77.
[04/01/23 02:31:30] VOID and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/23 13:19:42] JigmeDatse [599/784] has challenged elf [863/996] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:21:38 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[04/02/23 03:22:37] elf [726/996] has challenged Koffa [337/693] in combat and won! 5 days, 12:59:17 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/02/23 09:23:51] elf [727/996] has challenged ufo-piloot [291/556] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:58:33 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/03/23 09:41:19] elf learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:42:20 from level 77.
[04/04/23 18:35:46] elf [627/1002] has challenged HeavyPodda [618/664] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:08:19 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/05/23 01:29:41] elf and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/23 11:39:21] elf [62/1002] has challenged arkie [49/381] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:41:53 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/05/23 16:21:47] elf [695/1002] has come upon pwae [454/777] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:20:13 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/06/23 01:01:07] elf was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:14:46 from level 77.
[04/07/23 01:47:33] ion [435/861] has challenged elf [457/1002] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:08:11 is added to ion's clock.
[04/08/23 18:38:03] crysis [333/780] has come upon elf [919/1007] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:21:36 is added to crysis's clock.
[04/09/23 10:54:26] elf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:33:49 towards level 77.
[04/09/23 16:17:50] elf sharpened the edge of their weapon! elf's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/23 09:40:25] bg, signofzeta, and Fenrik [2223/3355] have team battled Bolded, elf, and kzootech [529/2467] and won! 0 days, 14:33:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/10/23 13:05:14] muirrum [48/591] has challenged elf [100/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:24:52 is added to muirrum's clock.
[04/11/23 09:02:57] elf and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/23 03:57:48] elf [640/1031] has come upon bg [633/1105] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:56:27 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/12/23 05:32:18] elf [429/1031] has come upon ufo-piloot [384/566] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:00:45 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/12/23 08:14:43] elf [106/1031] has challenged Bolded [369/965] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:23:21 is added to elf's clock.
[04/12/23 20:53:25] elf, "\@_, and brycec [3418/3507] have team battled hdm, kinus, and buzel [550/2162] and won! 0 days, 12:56:50 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/23 15:17:43] elf [184/1031] has come upon pwae [400/777] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:20:18 is added to elf's clock.
[04/13/23 20:42:20] elf stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:07:52 towards level 77.
[04/14/23 10:49:49] DontEvenPeek, bfft, and adamus1red [1841/2225] have team battled MetaNova, elf, and exergy [1672/2229] and won! 0 days, 00:02:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/23 22:28:10] elf [143/1031] has challenged crank [570/617] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:30 is added to elf's clock.
[04/15/23 01:07:44] elf [946/1031] has challenged Angelina [207/727] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:27:18 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/15/23 10:32:26] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elf with fire, slowing the heathen 33 days, 09:16:13 from level 78.
[04/15/23 12:26:10] ahmubashshir, elf, and Acolarh [1423/2767] have team battled jayvee, kinus, and Tenorman [1818/1943] and lost! 3 days, 08:13:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/15/23 12:57:19] elf walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 11 days, 07:16:07 from level 78.
[04/15/23 15:10:29] elf [584/1031] has come upon Asara [735/845] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 12:57:44 is added to elf's clock.
[04/15/23 19:07:18] elf [751/1031] has come upon BastelBot [257/774] and taken them in combat! 20 days, 20:09:17 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/15/23 22:30:54] elf was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 10:15:35 towards level 78.
[04/17/23 04:57:03] elf got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 11:29:43 from level 78.
[04/17/23 07:39:40] elf [457/1037] has come upon washclof [243/1087] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 02:14:09 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/18/23 17:48:14] postikana [420/504] has challenged elf [562/1037] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:48:11 is added to postikana's clock.
[04/18/23 21:27:23] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:55:23 towards level 78.
[04/19/23 08:18:03] elf saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:28:35 from level 78.
[04/19/23 18:54:03] elf [259/1037] has challenged VonToutCourt [165/1414] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:48:22 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/19/23 20:54:31] elf [637/1037] has challenged tomhek [685/826] in combat and lost! 5 days, 13:38:39 is added to elf's clock.
[04/19/23 21:38:28] elf discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 21:32:54 towards level 78.
[04/20/23 01:31:12] elf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:52:32 from level 78.
[04/20/23 02:09:10] elf [304/1037] has come upon Omega [275/1059] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 02:47:20 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/20/23 02:55:50] ukleinek [203/698] has challenged elf [311/1037] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:59:33 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[04/20/23 18:48:09] Tenorman, elf, and Koffa [2021/2529] have team battled canton7, Przemek, and Cirdan [1381/2409] and won! 0 days, 01:03:00 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/23 22:46:49] gegenschein and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/23 18:04:30] Ecko [263/983] has challenged elf [961/1037] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:58:08 is added to Ecko's clock.
[04/22/23 04:06:40] dyvonna [322/1017] has challenged elf [377/1037] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:45:51 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[04/23/23 12:24:58] d4n13L, elf, and Aksej [1423/2636] have team battled tmberg, Koffa, and alephnull [315/1732] and won! 1 day, 20:52:59 is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/23 18:50:49] enteral and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/23 21:32:25] pyre and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/23 11:03:55] elf fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:00:33 from level 78.
[04/24/23 19:49:53] IFireflyl [158/195] has challenged elf [390/1037] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:24 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[04/25/23 06:22:29] elf [411/1037] has challenged Lnk [33/817] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:45:31 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/28/23 08:21:46] elf [394/1042] has come upon boscage [230/348] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:46:27 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/28/23 14:09:53] elf, _sh, and Theleveler [2703/2921] have team battled tsr, slim, and Yarosh [105/1685] and won! 2 days, 03:44:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/29/23 05:42:56] GRIZZLYMAN [419/440] has challenged elf [738/1042] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:10:10 is added to GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[04/29/23 10:27:14] elf learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:16:17 towards level 78.
[04/29/23 21:57:36] JamCow and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/23 00:48:28] elf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:48:54 from level 78.
[04/30/23 03:35:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 5 days, 11:47:04 toward level 78.
[04/30/23 06:21:05] elf had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:02:18 from level 78.
[04/30/23 22:01:41] elf was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:59:05 towards level 78.
[05/01/23 14:59:28] Notir [1035/1109] has challenged elf [728/1038] in combat and won! 9 days, 22:54:18 is removed from Notir's clock.
[05/01/23 23:10:59] nawcom, Notir, and thatmint [1354/2559] have team battled elf, GilbertErik, and kptr [583/2371] and won! 4 days, 04:04:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/23 08:41:57] elf was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:43:39 towards level 78.
[05/03/23 20:02:59] elf set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:42:20 from level 78.
[05/04/23 03:21:41] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:08 towards level 78.
[05/04/23 07:10:54] washclof and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/23 14:53:42] elf [405/1045] has come upon thornrag [473/686] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:11:42 is added to elf's clock.
[05/05/23 23:54:58] elf [783/1045] has come upon binaryhermit [748/790] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:53:51 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/06/23 08:36:51] yano, Fehu, and boscage [161/1857] have team battled Chuck, Ecko, and elf [326/2741] and lost! 0 days, 08:26:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/09/23 02:05:48] happymeal, Wolf, and Ecko [1279/2209] have team battled elf, MELOONi, and Drin [1065/2742] and won! 1 day, 04:58:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/23 07:08:35] elf [645/1048] has challenged Bluedog [136/833] in combat and won! 11 days, 18:15:44 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/09/23 10:48:14] elf stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:42:00 towards level 79.
[05/10/23 05:00:53] elf, vadas, and Daikojun [1978/2236] have team battled adamus1red, KindOne, and laama [1671/2580] and won! 0 days, 02:19:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/23 04:06:21] elf [495/1048] has come upon Cockatrice [522/914] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:38:24 is added to elf's clock.
[05/11/23 06:06:03] elf was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:41:16 towards level 79.
[05/11/23 09:10:52] JamCow and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/11/23 09:31:08] elf [304/1048] has come upon Sorin [94/586] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:45:28 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/11/23 20:30:28] elf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:59:04 from level 79.
[05/12/23 09:40:44] pyre and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/23 14:40:45] yNos and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/23 22:46:17] elf ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:31:52 from level 79.
[05/14/23 15:07:54] CrashOverride [91/755] has come upon elf [969/1048] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:18:13 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[05/14/23 16:23:13] slim, KindOne, and elf [231/2044] have team battled hdm, unicron, and Ankhers [801/2394] and lost! 1 day, 06:42:22 is added to their clocks.
[05/14/23 22:52:14] IFireflyl [183/452] has challenged elf [984/1048] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[05/18/23 03:49:12] elf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:47:23 from level 79.
[05/18/23 08:52:45] VonToutCourt, Silvanus_Betrium, and "\@_ [2457/3616] have team battled MetaNova, Techman, and elf [2066/2782] and won! 2 days, 02:21:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/23 11:18:30] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:55:19 towards level 79.
[05/20/23 01:36:24] thornrag [597/696] has challenged elf [736/1056] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:17:27 is added to thornrag's clock.
[05/20/23 04:21:42] elf [863/1056] has come upon krustenkaese [341/510] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:29:56 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/20/23 23:41:13] elf [533/1056] has challenged CompanionCube [250/641] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:12:37 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/21/23 11:58:26] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:56:07 towards level 79.
[05/21/23 14:49:18] IFireflyl [113/512] has challenged elf [500/1056] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:17 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[05/22/23 07:12:22] elf [951/1056] has come upon gildarts [31/886] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:24:26 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/22/23 09:35:27] elf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:31:57 from level 79.
[05/23/23 07:32:00] allo [690/814] has come upon elf [674/1056] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:24:33 is removed from allo's clock.
[05/23/23 12:35:59] Thorael and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/23 09:27:13] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:27 towards level 79.
[05/24/23 20:02:35] yano [807/829] has challenged elf [281/1056] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:35:25 is removed from yano's clock.
[05/25/23 20:18:46] elf [980/1056] has come upon Khorne [197/1101] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:33:44 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/26/23 06:05:42] elf got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:20:47 towards level 79.
[05/27/23 05:34:42] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:35:43 towards level 79.
[05/27/23 17:18:37] elf [70/1056] has challenged Bluedog [690/842] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:27:42 is added to elf's clock.
[05/28/23 02:45:58] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:28:24 towards level 79.
[05/28/23 05:10:12] Acolarh, JamCow, and elf [558/2761] have team battled arkie, Ka, and bananaboat [228/1429] and won! 1 day, 03:20:56 is removed from their clocks.
[05/29/23 06:02:09] t3chn0, Sombra, and bg [2060/3328] have team battled Centrixx, elf, and Tenorman [2827/2900] and lost! 0 days, 00:37:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/23 09:52:18] Mat, Covid-19, and CodeB [2101/2173] have team battled elf, sc, and joes [1358/2552] and won! 1 day, 06:11:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/23 19:13:47] elf [555/1056] has come upon yNos [735/837] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:20:01 is added to elf's clock.
[06/01/23 01:54:52] Stevland, ukleinek, and CodeGeek [157/2764] have team battled particleflux, n0ssh, and elf [77/2181] and won! 0 days, 09:15:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/23 12:14:10] pants, elf, and sam [1520/3231] have team battled gideonstar, particleflux, and fstrelok [445/1494] and won! 0 days, 01:43:58 is removed from their clocks.
[06/01/23 19:10:00] elf [1025/1067] has challenged Ka [101/302] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:44:57 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/02/23 08:11:21] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:39:34 towards level 80.
[06/02/23 13:17:39] arkie, TimWolla, and GRIZZLYMAN [222/2335] have team battled elf, medivh, and Koffa [1519/2126] and lost! 2 days, 06:20:41 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/23 05:22:44] dodecahedron, EddieT137, and Drin [1713/2074] have team battled elf, hax404, and d4n13L [1336/2144] and won! 0 days, 00:10:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/23 17:10:09] elf [333/1067] has come upon Gorek [104/1068] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 11:55:54 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/06/23 21:01:48] elf [990/1067] has come upon \dev\ice [632/759] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:07:35 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/08/23 17:03:28] elf learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:48:51 from level 80.
[06/09/23 12:16:36] Matthew and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/23 05:43:40] elf [767/1067] has come upon t3chn0 [746/948] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:27:24 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/10/23 06:40:40] noex, elf, and DrinkyBird [2716/2806] have team battled el, Thorael, and pfoley [1249/2105] and won! 0 days, 17:18:02 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/23 09:22:41] elf [988/1067] has challenged HellSpawn [932/958] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:13:24 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/12/23 01:25:58] Dan stole elf's level 58 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Dan leaves their old level 40 set of leggings behind, which elf then takes.
[06/12/23 17:40:48] sc [799/1111] has challenged elf [431/1047] in combat and won! 3 days, 10:48:15 is removed from sc's clock.
[06/13/23 08:45:29] alephnull [36/486] has challenged elf [275/1047] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:31:07 is added to alephnull's clock.
[06/13/23 13:11:35] Carl, arkie, and n0ssh [1027/2179] have team battled ufo-piloot, MadMan, and elf [489/2231] and won! 0 days, 04:34:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/23 10:27:59] elf [469/1047] has come upon t3chn0 [815/948] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:01:08 is added to elf's clock.
[06/16/23 10:51:54] rawgreaze [906/1008] has come upon elf [1004/1047] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:36:51 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[06/16/23 12:19:24] Kurenai, el, and pyre [1587/2508] have team battled eising, tswsl, and elf [1463/2542] and won! 1 day, 20:58:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/23 13:19:43] elf [934/1047] has come upon "\@_ [488/1171] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:41:14 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/20/23 23:05:19] elf got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:59:39 towards level 80.
[06/23/23 06:26:07] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:31 towards level 80.
[06/23/23 13:59:20] elf got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:23:32 from level 80.
[06/24/23 06:42:49] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:54:59 towards level 80.
[06/24/23 21:58:24] elf [858/1047] has come upon Yarosh [204/533] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:08:28 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/25/23 07:16:59] Omega [653/1029] has come upon elf [657/1047] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:11:21 is added to Omega's clock.
[06/25/23 13:29:37] Succulents [143/224] has challenged elf [419/1047] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Succulents's clock.
[06/25/23 17:41:48] elf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! elf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/27/23 12:49:20] ChowderKeg, pfoley, and Lnk [418/2375] have team battled elf, Jens, and yano [219/2699] and won! 2 days, 10:46:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/23 17:02:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 2 days, 18:23:10 toward level 80.
[06/29/23 04:47:07] elf [501/1040] has challenged Chuck [230/711] in combat and won! 12 days, 19:30:21 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/03/23 09:45:37] elf and bananaboat have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/23 11:16:10] elf [100/1040] has challenged aqsd [653/766] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:26:20 is added to elf's clock.
[07/06/23 05:20:26] JamCow [848/951] has challenged elf [552/1040] in combat and won! 13 days, 02:46:39 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[07/06/23 12:43:54] megubyte [287/665] has come upon elf [953/1040] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 13:51:25 is added to megubyte's clock.
[07/06/23 16:23:06] CornFly [316/946] has challenged elf [806/1040] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:09:33 is added to CornFly's clock.
[07/08/23 03:50:35] allo and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/23 04:59:46] elf [844/1040] has come upon bobvador [707/1077] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:48:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/08/23 09:59:10] bsleep and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/23 04:18:53] MELOONi, Gangsterish, and Sombra [704/2722] have team battled Ecko, freeboson, and elf [2046/3062] and lost! 2 days, 05:44:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/23 11:11:17] Tabmow, particleflux, and elf [1110/2444] have team battled Omega, Misza, and yano [1524/2944] and lost! 2 days, 05:53:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/23 13:14:08] elf [613/1040] has come upon Malvolio [358/421] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:40:41 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/13/23 16:32:54] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:56:49 from level 81.
[07/13/23 18:09:35] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:12:37 towards level 81.
[07/13/23 21:55:54] elf [971/1040] has challenged eising [577/761] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:05:12 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/14/23 09:58:42] ion [316/893] has challenged elf [693/1040] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:51:21 is added to ion's clock.
[07/14/23 18:21:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 10 days, 23:04:39 toward level 81.
[07/14/23 22:58:00] elf [571/1040] has come upon eising [183/761] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:29:20 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/16/23 10:22:13] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:07:37 towards level 81.
[07/17/23 11:23:42] tmberg [96/903] has challenged elf [189/1040] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:04:49 is added to tmberg's clock.
[07/17/23 14:22:56] yano and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/23 14:35:49] elf [157/1040] has come upon tswsl [226/745] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:15:32 is added to elf's clock.
[07/18/23 05:19:07] elf [855/1040] has challenged wowbagger [41/644] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:06:12 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/20/23 06:48:53] elf misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:43:57 from level 81.
[07/20/23 08:30:29] elf [421/1040] has challenged alephnull [271/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:05:00 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/21/23 00:41:40] _sh, gideonstar, and CompanionCube [2215/2315] have team battled shikhin, elf, and CodeGeek [234/3270] and won! 1 day, 14:04:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/21/23 01:34:11] ZOTTA [327/840] has challenged elf [375/1040] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:38:29 is added to ZOTTA's clock.
[07/23/23 03:07:15] elf [211/1040] has challenged heisenbug [495/744] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:33:37 is added to elf's clock.
[07/23/23 09:53:28] kevkev [21/485] has challenged elf [142/1040] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:12:54 is added to kevkev's clock.
[07/24/23 02:22:56] dbx12, rawgreaze, and elf [2204/2827] have team battled signofzeta, pwae, and jayvee [643/2492] and won! 0 days, 12:30:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/23 05:50:56] washclof [1013/1098] has challenged elf [4/1040] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:22:34 is removed from washclof's clock.
[07/24/23 09:51:03] elf [861/1040] has come upon Khorne [676/1127] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 15:56:17 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/24/23 11:59:17] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:07:45 towards level 82.
[07/24/23 13:52:07] sky and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/23 16:29:16] adamus1red stole elf's level 139 amulet while they were sleeping! adamus1red leaves their old level 136 amulet behind, which elf then takes.
[07/28/23 04:50:03] hax404, pyre, and washclof [595/2382] have team battled elf, IFireflyl, and GRIZZLYMAN [23/2248] and won! 0 days, 06:33:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/23 21:41:00] elf has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:13:53 from level 82.
[07/30/23 00:46:10] elf [458/1037] has come upon Koffa [175/701] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:27:37 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/31/23 09:30:05] BastelBot [232/784] has challenged elf [962/1037] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:36:39 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[07/31/23 11:39:07] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:47:27 towards level 82.
[08/01/23 23:12:39] elf was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:21:26 from level 82.
[08/02/23 07:29:19] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:41:17 towards level 82.
[08/02/23 20:35:04] elf discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:08:55 towards level 82.
[08/04/23 21:47:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 15 days, 22:53:27 toward level 82.
[08/05/23 14:17:47] elf, freeboson, and happymeal [729/2502] have team battled Tabmow, shikhin, and Zaratustra [375/2637] and won! 2 days, 19:39:14 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/23 15:59:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 5 days, 05:04:05 toward level 82.
[08/05/23 18:03:49] Matthew and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/23 22:10:31] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elf with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 00:42:25 from level 82.
[08/06/23 06:21:52] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:56:07 towards level 82.
[08/07/23 04:31:01] t3chn0, sam, Nysdar, and elf have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/23 18:42:10] elf [895/1037] has come upon Gorek [1043/1075] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:55:07 is added to elf's clock.
[08/09/23 21:54:51] elf [572/1037] has come upon tass [239/596] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:51:55 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/10/23 09:07:23] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:59 towards level 82.
[08/10/23 14:20:58] Asara and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/23 11:17:23] elf [35/1052] has challenged StalkR [709/1015] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:12:01 is added to elf's clock.
[08/14/23 15:04:21] pyre and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/14/23 22:52:11] elf [438/1052] has challenged spex [818/1076] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:59:13 is added to elf's clock.
[08/16/23 03:06:46] elf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 23:48:33 from level 83.
[08/17/23 14:37:32] elf and Theleveler have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/23 06:06:10] elf [502/1052] has come upon HeavyPodda [342/926] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 01:27:18 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/19/23 04:42:41] elf [47/1052] has come upon Tabmow [333/874] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 07:26:29 is added to elf's clock.
[08/19/23 10:22:33] elf and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/23 07:43:26] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:44:47 towards level 83.
[08/20/23 12:00:45] nathan, yano, and elf [94/2334] have team battled Nuae, Algernon, and slim [2301/2590] and lost! 0 days, 12:19:21 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/23 05:54:22] elf [526/1052] has come upon gideonstar [328/592] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:24:12 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/21/23 10:52:53] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:18:51 towards level 83.
[08/22/23 11:01:36] EddieT137, Ankhers, and JackyB [600/2241] have team battled Fehu, elf, and boscage [968/2536] and lost! 3 days, 02:31:45 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/23 20:58:22] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:07:59 towards level 83.
[08/23/23 09:04:06] elf learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:51:29 towards level 83.
[08/24/23 09:02:33] elf saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:00:09 from level 83.
[08/24/23 09:21:07] elf got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:11:30 towards level 83.
[08/25/23 01:14:44] elf [977/1052] has come upon pfoley [425/775] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:16:28 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/25/23 09:21:34] Aksej, elf, and adamus1red [2522/2943] have team battled tsr, popey, and Pinkman [2679/2682] and lost! 0 days, 17:36:35 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/23 03:05:41] SirNeo and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/23 05:56:43] apb [1127/1252] has challenged elf [891/1052] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:05:01 is removed from apb's clock.
[08/27/23 01:01:07] Forud [12/1008] has challenged elf [914/1052] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:24:10 is added to Forud's clock.
[08/27/23 02:10:35] elf got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:46:03 from level 83.
[08/27/23 18:22:47] Tenedos, SSLbits, and bfft [914/2115] have team battled signofzeta, Stevland, and elf [2960/3101] and lost! 1 day, 01:10:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/23 20:52:04] elf was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:48:28 from level 83.
[08/28/23 02:07:10] CodeGeek [965/1295] has challenged elf [778/1052] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:26:35 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[08/28/23 14:46:25] Fehu [102/687] has challenged elf [782/1052] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:26:25 is added to Fehu's clock.
[08/29/23 00:10:48] nya, Kritzefitz, and apb [2177/3510] have team battled mordac, elf, and ahmubashshir [2078/2344] and won! 3 days, 03:44:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/23 03:13:33] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:35:35 towards level 83.
[08/30/23 04:13:01] caeli, elf, and yano [913/2658] have team battled Garg, gusto, and Khorne [477/2348] and won! 2 days, 02:07:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/23 08:27:49] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:51:35 from level 83.
[08/30/23 08:52:19] JamCow and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/23 04:24:42] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:14:31 towards level 83.
[08/31/23 07:25:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 7 days, 11:34:46 toward level 83.
[08/31/23 17:48:32] Sario [71/750] has challenged elf [130/1052] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to Sario's clock.
[08/31/23 23:17:53] talisein and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/23 00:30:09] noex [290/498] has challenged elf [864/1052] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:05:50 is added to noex's clock.
[09/02/23 09:12:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 2 days, 19:11:07 toward level 83.
[09/03/23 14:20:21] elf learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:21:59 towards level 83.
[09/04/23 11:38:10] elf [905/1052] has challenged solarsparq [585/745] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:51:31 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/05/23 22:15:27] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:45:29 towards level 84.
[09/06/23 19:05:58] idleneutral [529/647] has challenged elf [386/1052] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:11:03 is removed from idleneutral's clock.
[09/07/23 12:34:08] elf found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:36:59 towards level 84.
[09/08/23 02:53:57] Khorne and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/23 21:55:30] elf was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:49:05 towards level 84.
[09/09/23 20:25:14] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:18:47 towards level 84.
[09/11/23 06:31:58] elf [451/1052] has challenged Bluedog [529/918] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:38:55 is added to elf's clock.
[09/11/23 18:22:53] elf [307/1052] has come upon scornn [12/426] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:12:01 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/11/23 22:01:17] elf [14/1052] has come upon MetaNova [194/613] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 16:34:45 is added to elf's clock.
[09/12/23 04:08:18] elf [562/1052] has come upon allo [124/806] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 09:58:55 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/13/23 00:35:48] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:00:31 towards level 84.
[09/13/23 14:03:08] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:21:40 towards level 84.
[09/15/23 00:53:58] mzumquadrat [160/514] has challenged elf [139/1052] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:59:08 is removed from mzumquadrat's clock.
[09/15/23 02:50:28] elf [526/1052] has come upon IFireflyl [246/723] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:55:56 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/15/23 06:54:34] elf [690/1052] has come upon HeavyPodda [612/926] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 21:23:39 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/17/23 22:14:34] elf [682/1052] has come upon MetaNova [85/618] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:03:21 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/19/23 15:48:08] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:07:37 towards level 84.
[09/21/23 07:54:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 1 day, 15:05:09 toward level 84.
[09/23/23 01:40:59] elf [320/1052] has come upon nathan [73/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:58:37 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/23/23 04:22:55] JackyB, Algernon, and elf [148/2518] have team battled bfft, Fehu, and pfoley [1787/2499] and lost! 1 day, 04:33:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/23 03:16:32] elf [230/1052] has challenged Sombra [903/1310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:52:21 is added to elf's clock.
[09/25/23 09:47:16] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:50 towards level 84.
[09/25/23 16:26:13] elf [1042/1052] has come upon pwae [301/801] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:22:39 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/25/23 21:07:36] alephnull, Gorek, and MetaNova [282/2423] have team battled Mat, elf, and dodecahedron [43/2360] and won! 0 days, 14:57:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/23 12:30:08] tswsl [256/729] has challenged elf [458/1052] in combat and lost! 3 days, 22:37:20 is added to tswsl's clock.
[09/28/23 00:58:57] caeli [695/698] has come upon elf [522/1052] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:31:03 is removed from caeli's clock.
[09/28/23 08:58:54] elf [823/1052] has come upon ter0 [362/460] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:19:55 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/29/23 02:13:03] elf [930/1052] has come upon idleevil [560/881] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:01:41 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/29/23 08:46:57] elf [591/1052] has come upon kinus [387/697] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:28:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/29/23 15:31:22] elf [686/1052] has challenged hax404 [471/521] in combat and won! 14 days, 06:49:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/29/23 17:54:13] elf [877/1052] has come upon csc2ya [478/791] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:52:24 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/29/23 20:54:57] elf [107/1052] has come upon Daikojun [552/611] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:36:32 is added to elf's clock.
[09/30/23 00:48:40] ahmubashshir and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/23 20:30:39] Bluedog, t3chn0, and GRIZZLYMAN [1004/2624] have team battled V, elf, and CodeGeek [2238/3540] and lost! 0 days, 22:50:33 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/23 08:30:52] Tangles and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/23 01:05:34] Nysdar and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/23 10:16:21] noex [337/475] has challenged elf [986/1052] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:55:26 is added to noex's clock.
[10/05/23 09:28:46] elf [913/1052] has come upon JamCow [124/985] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:11:20 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/05/23 09:38:55] elf [176/1052] has come upon ToHellWithGA [431/1226] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:32:33 is added to elf's clock.
[10/06/23 15:18:52] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:04:06 towards level 85.
[10/07/23 21:58:09] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:56:22 towards level 85.
[10/07/23 22:41:40] kptr and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/23 04:37:33] Drkmirror [143/345] has challenged elf [602/1052] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:42:52 is added to Drkmirror's clock.
[10/09/23 08:51:32] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:54:26 towards level 85.
[10/09/23 12:22:45] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:56:43 towards level 85.
[10/10/23 14:17:26] GRIZZLYMAN, nawcom, and io [1926/2825] have team battled elf, kenyon, and JigmeDatse [3102/3105] and lost! 3 days, 23:59:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/23 19:51:29] jjasghar, AlexS, and Fenrik [1737/2823] have team battled elf, \dev\ice, and cadfael [195/2631] and won! 1 day, 20:13:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/23 20:18:45] elf found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:57:23 towards level 85.
[10/11/23 10:08:38] elf EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:10:20 from level 85.
[10/11/23 17:29:22] elf was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:59:53 towards level 85.
[10/13/23 02:58:08] ZOTTA [932/1063] has challenged elf [586/1052] in combat and won! 16 days, 07:11:20 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[10/13/23 08:12:50] elf, Gangsterish, and jayvee [1778/2538] have team battled Kritzefitz, jjasghar, and Kurenai [3042/3273] and lost! 1 day, 03:07:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/23 03:23:42] elf was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:39:10 from level 85.
[10/14/23 18:55:46] elf [864/1052] has come upon freeboson [21/962] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:19:18 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/14/23 18:55:46] elf has dealt freeboson a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:37:21 is added to freeboson's clock.
[10/14/23 19:24:54] elf stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:19:33 towards level 85.
[10/15/23 06:08:30] elf bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:31:54 from level 85.
[10/15/23 21:48:12] Mat, VonToutCourt, and insidesources [2108/2634] have team battled TimWolla, unicron, and elf [2452/2764] and lost! 0 days, 05:19:19 is added to their clocks.
[10/19/23 06:11:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 1 day, 13:47:26 toward level 85.
[10/19/23 11:24:25] jacob1 and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/23 13:00:04] jacquesssss, elf, and Nysdar [1593/2432] have team battled OobSaco, Ankhers, and Fehu [627/1920] and won! 0 days, 12:49:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/19/23 20:36:28] Chuck [141/699] has challenged elf [1023/1052] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:12:34 is added to Chuck's clock.
[10/21/23 05:35:43] randalth0r stole elf's level 62 ring while they were sleeping! randalth0r leaves their old level 30 ring behind, which elf then takes.
[10/21/23 05:48:45] tsr [223/874] has challenged elf [105/1017] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:35:11 is removed from tsr's clock.
[10/21/23 12:50:23] Bolded [680/1006] has challenged elf [435/1017] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:48:16 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[10/23/23 07:50:12] elf [682/1017] has come upon particleflux [123/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:16:47 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/23/23 08:05:29] elf ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:11:17 from level 85.
[10/23/23 10:08:00] nya and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/23 19:06:06] simple, JackyB, and Visievion [472/1872] have team battled elf, randalth0r, and Bluedog [314/2170] and won! 0 days, 05:05:11 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/23 04:10:05] elf [912/1017] has challenged laama [436/905] in combat and won! 15 days, 05:40:24 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/24/23 16:20:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 24 days, 18:42:59 toward level 86.
[10/26/23 01:24:08] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:49:10 towards level 86.
[10/27/23 03:04:54] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:52:28 towards level 86.
[10/27/23 07:49:58] slim, vegadark, and Tangles [1710/2848] have team battled CornFly, Affliction, and elf [352/2821] and won! 0 days, 18:43:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/23 12:24:20] sc [849/1090] has challenged elf [921/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:08:57 is added to sc's clock.
[10/27/23 16:29:53] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:23:43 towards level 86.
[10/28/23 06:04:59] laama [869/908] has challenged elf [137/1017] in combat and won! 15 days, 08:50:13 is removed from laama's clock.
[10/29/23 18:32:58] elf [633/1017] has come upon aqsd [721/791] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:12:56 is added to elf's clock.
[10/30/23 22:58:46] gegenschein [250/1014] has challenged elf [776/1017] in combat and lost! 8 days, 04:21:50 is added to gegenschein's clock.
[10/31/23 19:32:40] SirNeo and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/23 03:11:03] alephnull, o_be_one, and Fenrik [1655/2371] have team battled elf, Ungoliant, and soltys [2417/2848] and lost! 0 days, 00:21:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/23 22:02:56] elf [309/1017] has come upon Puff [257/694] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:46:41 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/04/23 22:39:46] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:50:29 towards level 86.
[11/05/23 03:11:00] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:46:58 towards level 86.
[11/06/23 12:19:56] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:42:22 towards level 86.
[11/06/23 22:44:08] Kody [375/447] has come upon elf [485/1017] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:28:06 is added to Kody's clock.
[11/07/23 15:02:31] elf [62/1017] has come upon gideonstar [405/745] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:27:00 is added to elf's clock.
[11/11/23 00:40:43] elf was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:38:31 from level 86.
[11/11/23 15:53:45] DontEvenPeek [193/878] has challenged elf [630/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:39:14 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[11/12/23 03:56:36] elf [462/1017] has challenged Koffa [41/976] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:12:44 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/12/23 20:44:31] elf [91/1017] has come upon Rayke [207/395] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:26:36 is added to elf's clock.
[11/13/23 03:54:13] elf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:18:47 from level 86.
[11/15/23 12:17:11] Alasdair [6/417] has challenged elf [977/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:31:46 is added to Alasdair's clock.
[11/16/23 00:16:37] elf [861/1017] has come upon SirBummelz [529/867] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:41:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/18/23 14:36:15] adamus1red [69/965] has challenged elf [649/1021] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:24:57 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[11/18/23 14:38:00] elf, gusto, and hugga [821/2454] have team battled OobSaco, el, and ptrspt [310/1703] and won! 6 days, 00:27:04 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/23 15:31:28] Malvolio, elf, and dbx12 [1546/2404] have team battled Cockatrice, idleevil, and Gorek [1402/2740] and won! 4 days, 15:33:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/23 19:07:38] Lord255 and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/19/23 22:24:16] elf [182/1021] has come upon Paganel [547/787] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:44:42 is added to elf's clock.
[11/20/23 06:41:42] pastly [105/485] has challenged elf [142/1021] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:45:37 is added to pastly's clock.
[11/20/23 08:14:29] elf was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:10:05 from level 86.
[11/21/23 15:24:03] elf [826/1021] has come upon tmberg [632/1123] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:23:29 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/22/23 08:41:46] elf [530/1021] has come upon DontEvenPeek [481/877] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:39:02 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/22/23 21:59:25] ter0 [485/540] has come upon elf [1008/1021] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:50:16 is added to ter0's clock.
[11/23/23 01:02:13] Ecko, olsner, and Fenrik [562/3102] have team battled tmberg, elf, and ZOTTA [730/3399] and lost! 3 days, 09:27:25 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/23 01:25:57] Nysdar and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/23/23 17:22:24] washclof and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/23 06:30:50] Cockatrice, elf, and Minus [1980/2865] have team battled OobSaco, Abe, and sky [814/2086] and won! 1 day, 06:02:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/23 08:42:36] elf [451/1021] has come upon sky [60/1047] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:24:02 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/24/23 12:40:36] wowbagger [640/773] has challenged elf [975/1021] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:32:42 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[11/25/23 09:27:11] yano and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/23 23:01:23] elf learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:58:43 towards level 86.
[11/26/23 04:31:35] solarsparq, laama, and Kritzefitz [2381/2839] have team battled Matthew, gendish, and elf [204/2239] and won! 2 days, 09:21:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/23 13:27:56] elf [825/1021] has challenged Tangles [114/1010] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:34:24 is removed from elf's clock.
[11/28/23 11:32:55] talisein and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/23 18:05:40] elf [302/1021] has come upon fstrelok [349/887] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:56:41 is added to elf's clock.
[11/29/23 05:33:24] elf [580/1021] has challenged Kritzefitz [603/1170] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:45:37 is added to elf's clock.
[11/29/23 15:03:22] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:43:48 towards level 87.
[11/30/23 01:49:58] pastly and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/23 23:34:06] ToHellWithGA, vegadark, and Koffa [264/3166] have team battled sam, Celediel, and elf [1061/2616] and lost! 5 days, 15:01:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/23 11:14:42] EddieT137 [64/1096] has come upon elf [683/1021] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:26:24 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[12/03/23 21:23:27] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:12:26 towards level 87.
[12/04/23 09:12:04] happymeal [245/484] has challenged elf [595/1021] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:26:44 is added to happymeal's clock.
[12/04/23 13:13:04] Jens [417/899] has challenged elf [516/1021] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:41:48 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/04/23 23:44:23] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elf with fire, slowing the heathen 21 days, 23:04:15 from level 87.
[12/06/23 02:25:39] elf [468/1021] has come upon Destruia [551/768] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 19:44:20 is added to elf's clock.
[12/06/23 20:47:12] Kachin, pants, and elf [2921/3345] have team battled Crazycatlady, Yarosh, and philipp__ [1915/2160] and won! 4 days, 11:21:45 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/23 07:50:40] elf was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 03:59:04 towards level 87.
[12/08/23 03:07:53] sky and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/23 07:35:48] Nysdar, washclof, and canton7 [2129/3131] have team battled jaxson, ukleinek, and elf [2522/2615] and lost! 1 day, 00:31:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/23 09:00:38] elf spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! elf's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/10/23 08:48:46] elf [351/1015] has challenged EddieT137 [709/1096] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:50:43 is added to elf's clock.
[12/10/23 20:03:49] CodeGeek [565/1207] has challenged elf [811/1015] in combat and lost! 8 days, 18:45:50 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[12/11/23 09:27:58] cadfael, elf, and drahthaar [1479/2682] have team battled Gorek, Platonides, and aqsd [1582/2474] and lost! 4 days, 03:05:30 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/23 07:53:21] TimWolla and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/23 14:26:29] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:55:01 towards level 87.
[12/12/23 17:03:17] Malvolio [76/565] has challenged elf [843/1015] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:21:49 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/13/23 07:52:26] elf [623/1015] has come upon unicron [281/889] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:22:39 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/13/23 14:58:42] elf [204/1015] has come upon Khorne [862/1004] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:58:50 is added to elf's clock.
[12/13/23 16:18:35] Russell, Bolded, and Cockroach [1627/2501] have team battled Khorne, Matthew, and elf [992/2848] and won! 0 days, 04:17:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/23 21:51:42] elf broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:58:48 from level 87.
[12/16/23 07:24:50] drahthaar [165/917] has challenged elf [936/1015] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:36:42 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[12/17/23 05:57:27] bobvador, DrinkyBird, and IFireflyl [2110/3052] have team battled elf, freeboson, and CornFly [820/3034] and won! 2 days, 18:48:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/23 16:01:21] Ungoliant [230/780] has come upon elf [931/1015] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:04:00 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[12/17/23 17:33:13] elf [347/1015] has challenged slim [607/992] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:17:20 is added to elf's clock.
[12/18/23 17:39:44] ion, elf, and pants [944/3250] have team battled rawgreaze, RussellB, and adamus1red [2522/2999] and lost! 0 days, 04:19:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/23 01:39:04] elf [186/1015] has come upon DividedByZero [29/389] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:57:51 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/19/23 08:10:48] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:20:30 towards level 87.
[12/20/23 11:21:11] elf [848/1015] has come upon jaxson [444/588] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 02:06:39 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/22/23 05:20:08] elf reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! elf's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/23/23 19:49:22] elf [538/1017] has come upon ter0 [7/540] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:34:01 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/24/23 20:53:21] jacob1, elf, and eising [1079/2747] have team battled signofzeta, style, and pants [1601/2918] and lost! 2 days, 21:11:44 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/23 01:33:25] mordac [546/672] has challenged elf [983/1017] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:49:28 is added to mordac's clock.
[12/26/23 09:06:58] elf and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/23 15:47:23] elf [833/1017] has come upon jacob1 [904/907] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:02:24 is added to elf's clock.
[12/27/23 01:16:53] elf and VonToutCourt have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/23 12:44:10] elf [377/1017] has come upon saynevermore [158/381] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:46:03 is removed from elf's clock.
[12/27/23 21:09:47] elf, CompanionCube, and Tenorman [1171/2415] have team battled Sombra, KindOne, and Gorek [1692/2627] and lost! 7 days, 05:46:40 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/23 13:29:49] elf and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/23 10:10:47] elf [67/1017] has challenged jacob1 [292/907] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:24:46 is added to elf's clock.
[12/30/23 10:13:12] IFireflyl, yNos, and elf [808/2712] have team battled eising, sky, and EddieT137 [791/2895] and won! 6 days, 20:38:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/24 02:21:35] sky [837/992] has challenged elf [405/1017] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:02:48 is removed from sky's clock.
[01/01/24 10:48:24] elf [598/1017] has come upon Tangles [158/1023] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:16:40 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/01/24 10:48:24] elf has dealt Tangles a Critical Strike! 2 days, 01:09:44 is added to Tangles's clock.
[01/01/24 22:49:32] JackyB and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/24 08:58:42] elf [16/1017] has come upon fstrelok [145/887] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:33:45 is added to elf's clock.
[01/02/24 13:38:30] BlueJay and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/03/24 00:47:09] elf [762/1017] has come upon Nuae [46/898] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:15:00 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/03/24 05:11:18] elf ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:53:49 from level 87.
[01/03/24 20:15:25] elf learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:23:17 towards level 87.
[01/04/24 00:17:39] elf [784/1017] has come upon Tangles [221/1023] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:17:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/04/24 10:46:47] elf [147/1017] has come upon GRIZZLYMAN [188/714] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:15:06 is added to elf's clock.
[01/05/24 01:46:46] Nysdar [614/1138] has challenged elf [219/1017] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:31:13 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[01/06/24 01:52:36] elf [467/1017] has challenged mordac [69/672] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:02:13 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/08/24 05:58:20] Fenrik, CaptainS122, and Kurenai [628/2471] have team battled elf, Puff, and adamus1red [327/2680] and won! 0 days, 01:11:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/24 10:57:00] elf and ter0 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/08/24 14:27:46] elf lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:48:41 from level 87.
[01/09/24 05:14:44] elf [542/1017] has challenged d4n13L [568/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:19:40 is added to elf's clock.
[01/10/24 05:46:16] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:19 towards level 87.
[01/11/24 06:38:46] elf [368/1017] has come upon "\@_ [45/1265] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:07:47 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/11/24 09:15:48] elf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:25:55 from level 87.
[01/12/24 04:54:50] MadMan and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/12/24 08:33:47] SSLbits [59/845] has challenged elf [875/1017] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:35:04 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[01/13/24 07:35:23] Wam, elf, and _sh [2933/3251] have team battled Yarosh, jacquesssss, and kptr [211/1559] and won! 0 days, 14:28:42 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/24 15:26:02] elf, caeli, and Cockroach [580/2512] have team battled Carl, pfoley, and kevkev [1870/2456] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/24 15:46:25] elf [780/1017] has come upon blabber [752/1190] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:02:27 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/14/24 07:17:53] elf fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:13:03 from level 87.
[01/15/24 10:09:14] elf [324/1017] has challenged DrinkyBird [840/1237] in combat and lost! 9 days, 09:09:50 is added to elf's clock.
[01/17/24 06:50:24] elf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 17:06:57 from level 88.
[01/20/24 05:20:36] elf [132/1017] has challenged Kayn [158/191] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:00:07 is added to elf's clock.
[01/22/24 00:43:49] Fenrik, Daikojun, and elf [50/2923] have team battled Sario, KindOne, and Jens [2265/2620] and lost! 2 days, 15:33:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/24 05:31:44] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 08:38:06 towards level 88.
[01/23/24 02:56:12] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:09:13 towards level 88.
[01/23/24 04:30:41] elf [336/1017] has come upon nowz [583/639] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 03:46:24 is added to elf's clock.
[01/23/24 20:40:26] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:08:20 towards level 88.
[01/24/24 00:14:06] jayvee and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/24 00:32:41] elf [774/1017] has come upon CornFly [886/996] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 21:47:14 is added to elf's clock.
[01/24/24 05:50:59] elf, fstrelok, and \dev\ice [460/2850] have team battled Daikojun, Yarosh, and ion [345/2080] and won! 3 days, 03:37:40 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/24 17:46:45] elf [458/1017] has challenged zifnab06 [527/661] in combat and lost! 8 days, 14:26:40 is added to elf's clock.
[01/24/24 18:56:06] elf [838/1017] has come upon Daikojun [249/679] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 04:27:36 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/25/24 01:14:51] elf [99/1017] has come upon Daikojun [186/679] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:50:14 is added to elf's clock.
[01/25/24 14:17:35] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 11:00:48 towards level 88.
[01/25/24 22:53:53] elf [63/1017] has challenged Lnk [285/834] in combat and lost! 9 days, 21:39:29 is added to elf's clock.
[01/26/24 02:20:12] elf lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 14:14:09 from level 88.
[01/26/24 07:00:21] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 09:01:55 towards level 88.
[01/27/24 01:00:45] elf [998/1017] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [98/723] in combat and won! 12 days, 11:32:41 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/27/24 18:04:55] elf [902/1017] has challenged boscage [556/600] in combat and won! 10 days, 12:03:10 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/29/24 03:19:40] Ecko, Crazycatlady, and elf [2852/3135] have team battled ion, canton7, and IFireflyl [1106/2456] and won! 7 days, 14:57:52 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/24 02:34:44] elf [109/1017] has come upon yano [21/932] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 09:39:21 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/30/24 07:57:46] elf [461/1017] has come upon nowz [501/639] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:42:13 is added to elf's clock.
[01/30/24 22:15:42] elf [224/1017] has come upon grangerstranger [134/577] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:14:47 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/01/24 14:07:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 16 days, 03:18:24 toward level 88.
[02/03/24 22:49:42] elf [235/1017] has challenged aqsd [125/786] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:19:38 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/04/24 21:16:38] elf [541/1017] has come upon Drin [5/1105] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:14:23 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/06/24 04:59:50] Visievion, bfft, and elf [2386/2407] have team battled Forud, gideonstar, and blobdog [1118/2616] and won! 0 days, 05:58:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/24 10:15:38] elf [209/1017] has come upon io [777/1294] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:53:39 is added to elf's clock.
[02/06/24 22:39:37] Minus and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/24 03:07:05] TimWolla, GilbertErik, and Aksej [2603/2961] have team battled nawcom, idleneutral, and elf [577/2635] and won! 7 days, 21:29:24 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/24 17:41:19] elf got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:50:24 from level 88.
[02/08/24 18:26:15] elf learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:04:16 from level 88.
[02/10/24 16:30:20] hax404 [360/649] has challenged elf [101/1017] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:16:11 is removed from hax404's clock.
[02/10/24 19:53:07] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:30:10 towards level 88.
[02/10/24 20:35:41] buzel, elf, and EddieT137 [1145/2959] have team battled Platonides, soltys, and Gangsterish [999/2852] and won! 1 day, 18:10:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/24 00:40:20] elf was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:10:02 from level 88.
[02/11/24 05:33:39] SSLbits [439/861] has challenged elf [756/1017] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:50:16 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/12/24 23:30:54] elf [682/1017] has come upon jjasghar [696/1125] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:05:30 is added to elf's clock.
[02/14/24 09:45:12] idleevil stole elf's level 290 pair of boots while they were sleeping! idleevil leaves their old level 49 pair of boots behind, which elf then takes.
[02/15/24 12:54:38] elf sharpened the edge of their weapon! elf's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/15/24 16:37:00] opcode and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/24 04:13:33] elf fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:05:19 from level 88.
[02/16/24 15:42:07] elf stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:21 towards level 88.
[02/17/24 10:10:51] elf [440/772] has challenged sam [190/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:31:00 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/17/24 10:10:51] In the fierce battle, sam dropped their level 58 shield! elf picks it up, tossing their old level 29 shield to sam.
[02/17/24 14:35:45] elf [99/804] has come upon Bluedog [182/875] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:06:05 is added to elf's clock.
[02/18/24 11:48:04] elf [399/804] has challenged Lnk [371/834] in combat and won! 17 days, 10:04:50 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/18/24 21:21:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 31 days, 07:05:33 toward level 89.
[02/19/24 04:20:55] elf [536/804] has challenged Kritzefitz [717/1175] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:36:40 is added to elf's clock.
[02/19/24 16:03:39] elf, \dev\ice, and Garg [1832/2322] have team battled Yarosh, Bolded, and Chuck [1586/2207] and won! 2 days, 05:04:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/24 23:46:00] misha and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/24 02:35:48] elf [508/804] has challenged Thorael [549/664] in combat and lost! 2 days, 17:34:22 is added to elf's clock.
[02/22/24 14:39:55] elf [498/804] has come upon tass [540/740] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:58:11 is added to elf's clock.
[02/22/24 20:21:39] Lord255 and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/24 00:06:32] elf EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:02:12 from level 89.
[02/23/24 12:57:55] DojShadow [4/286] has challenged elf [597/804] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:16:33 is added to DojShadow's clock.
[02/23/24 17:32:01] elf [771/804] has come upon eising [563/797] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:51:01 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/24/24 16:46:43] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:58:43 towards level 89.
[02/25/24 01:53:57] fstrelok [0/887] has challenged elf [297/804] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:56:18 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[02/26/24 00:26:57] zbe and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/24 02:07:05] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:20:04 towards level 89.
[02/26/24 03:36:29] elf [338/804] has come upon shikhin [1046/1205] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:41:24 is added to elf's clock.
[02/26/24 06:52:23] elf, Puff, and alexlehm [1401/2432] have team battled Pinkman, EddieT137, and Zaratustra [1047/2663] and won! 1 day, 12:25:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/24 10:08:41] elf found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:26:55 towards level 89.
[02/27/24 21:15:28] elf [503/804] has challenged MetaNova [115/975] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:51:02 is removed from elf's clock.
[02/28/24 11:18:11] Soulwhisper [51/294] has challenged elf [253/804] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:24:25 is added to Soulwhisper's clock.
[02/28/24 16:21:09] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:15:52 towards level 89.
[02/29/24 03:42:23] elf [144/818] has challenged anarcat [503/1325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:50:33 is added to elf's clock.
[03/01/24 11:45:15] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:27 towards level 89.
[03/01/24 13:12:23] elf [698/826] has challenged Ungoliant [553/812] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:18:41 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/01/24 21:29:28] Nehi, Bolded, and elf [2021/2127] have team battled nathan, Paganel, and caeli [724/2581] and won! 0 days, 07:27:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/24 10:59:34] Asara and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/24 23:37:22] elf [578/826] has come upon Crazycatlady [363/1157] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:08:06 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/03/24 00:15:40] Lnk, yNos, and sky [1326/3079] have team battled gildarts, elf, and kzootech [657/2296] and won! 1 day, 00:35:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/24 13:16:41] bg [486/1126] has challenged elf [70/826] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:19:07 is removed from bg's clock.
[03/04/24 15:18:34] elf [383/826] has challenged sco1 [284/546] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:41:16 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/04/24 17:02:21] elf [211/826] has come upon EddieT137 [885/1097] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:15:38 is added to elf's clock.
[03/04/24 23:42:40] Lilith, Tangles, and Neil [318/2809] have team battled elf, Thorael, and jjasghar [259/2653] and won! 2 days, 01:56:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/24 04:30:16] elf [260/826] has challenged tomhek [369/1243] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:34:21 is added to elf's clock.
[03/05/24 05:31:08] elf [341/826] has challenged Wolf [654/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:34 is added to elf's clock.
[03/05/24 15:40:09] Khorne [481/998] has challenged elf [599/826] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:21:58 is added to Khorne's clock.
[03/06/24 07:16:27] elf [20/827] has challenged VonToutCourt [617/1393] in combat and lost! 9 days, 14:55:26 is added to elf's clock.
[03/06/24 07:52:24] elf [422/827] has come upon Cockatrice [271/895] and taken them in combat! 16 days, 03:50:40 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/06/24 07:56:16] elf [154/827] has come upon Jens [646/942] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:40:42 is added to elf's clock.
[03/06/24 11:49:35] jjasghar, Ancalagon, and Lnk [876/2634] have team battled pastly, adamus1red, and elf [1464/2385] and lost! 0 days, 03:38:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/24 11:55:01] elf was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 11:09:30 from level 90.
[03/06/24 23:23:33] elf was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 22:39:11 towards level 90.
[03/07/24 19:44:58] elf, kptr, and Techman [1291/2437] have team battled tass, pwae, and MadMan [904/2182] and won! 7 days, 01:05:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/24 00:42:12] TheSilentLink, SSLbits, and elf [2730/2733] have team battled Neil, Thorael, and hugga [115/2445] and won! 2 days, 14:10:59 is removed from their clocks.
[03/10/24 13:45:42] elf [202/827] has come upon Techman [906/1010] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 23:51:51 is added to elf's clock.
[03/12/24 09:00:51] Fyrgor and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/24 21:19:14] yang, elf, and blobdog [578/2072] have team battled thornrag, nathan, and jacob1 [469/2408] and won! 2 days, 03:14:06 is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/24 06:41:06] elf [352/827] has come upon gusto [555/863] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:58:57 is added to elf's clock.
[03/13/24 16:14:38] Matthew and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/13/24 20:35:16] Blohsh [37/554] has challenged elf [19/827] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:01:56 is removed from Blohsh's clock.
[03/14/24 04:28:24] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:01:11 towards level 90.
[03/17/24 01:01:10] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:38:53 towards level 90.
[03/17/24 05:11:15] zbe, elf, and Pinkman [1411/3159] have team battled sky, heisenbug, and DrinkyBird [959/3045] and won! 0 days, 14:18:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/24 02:11:14] elf [165/831] has come upon yano [130/930] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:59:15 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/18/24 08:46:53] elf was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:42:26 from level 90.
[03/19/24 07:04:12] dbx12 [396/1139] has come upon elf [382/831] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 03:58:21 is removed from dbx12's clock.
[03/19/24 18:35:10] elf, io, and Bolded [1409/2956] have team battled jacquesssss, el, and vegadark [2125/2305] and lost! 5 days, 15:09:13 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/24 03:32:11] elf [572/831] has challenged gradator [468/789] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:42:27 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/22/24 12:39:05] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:05:18 towards level 90.
[03/23/24 00:38:19] BlueJay and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/23/24 01:56:11] elf discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:05:11 towards level 90.
[03/24/24 03:10:36] Zed_Spiker and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/24 07:01:07] dbx12, realguy, and cornfeedhobo [1127/2323] have team battled Khorne, gradator, and elf [535/2475] and won! 0 days, 15:43:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/24 04:24:34] Zaratustra, Minus, and elf [1001/2237] have team battled JackyB, CodeGeek, and solarsparq [2841/2861] and lost! 4 days, 07:41:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/24 04:51:00] elf [115/831] has challenged particleflux [503/541] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:53:59 is added to elf's clock.
[03/28/24 15:34:28] elf was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:38:35 from level 90.
[03/28/24 16:57:20] Misza, BlueJay, and washclof [804/3179] have team battled nathan, Daikojun, and elf [483/2439] and won! 0 days, 03:56:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/24 03:15:44] apb and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/24 20:15:11] elf [784/831] has challenged kptr [323/745] in combat and won! 4 days, 21:21:07 is removed from elf's clock.
[03/31/24 07:38:10] idlegood and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/24 12:22:21] elf and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/24 13:53:33] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:53:30 towards level 90.
[04/02/24 21:47:38] elf [510/831] has come upon tswsl [469/706] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:54:53 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/03/24 07:23:37] elf stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:39:40 towards level 90.
[04/03/24 11:41:34] Daikojun and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/24 19:12:51] elf found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:01:05 towards level 90.
[04/04/24 03:17:19] hdm, misha, and JackyB [1296/2880] have team battled elf, kzootech, and Drin [278/2544] and won! 1 day, 18:54:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/24 05:59:38] elf sharpened the edge of their weapon! elf's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/04/24 13:52:02] chadgpt [112/391] has challenged elf [177/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:07 is added to chadgpt's clock.
[04/04/24 20:34:31] apb and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/24 11:52:17] thatmint and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/24 04:02:35] elf [440/853] has challenged Kody [520/545] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:47:10 is added to elf's clock.
[04/06/24 05:52:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 1 day, 00:24:39 toward level 90.
[04/07/24 21:41:57] zbe, Drin, and fstrelok [2541/3424] have team battled t3chn0, elf, and Pinkman [405/2843] and won! 0 days, 00:22:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/24 09:44:50] elf [162/853] has challenged sam [497/1050] in combat and lost! 8 days, 22:19:13 is added to elf's clock.
[04/08/24 21:37:59] Gorek and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/24 23:38:08] elf [45/853] has come upon gideonstar [752/979] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 14:08:29 is added to elf's clock.
[04/10/24 01:03:06] elf and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/24 07:01:59] sc [814/1182] has come upon elf [645/853] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 06:24:50 is removed from sc's clock.
[04/12/24 00:19:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 47 days, 01:35:25 toward level 91.
[04/12/24 03:39:10] hax404, elf, and Omega [1973/2638] have team battled Asara, idlegood, and bsleep [1282/1997] and won! 3 days, 04:15:48 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/24 07:13:12] pyre, Jens, and elf [2791/2824] have team battled Nysdar, Tangles, and io [2490/3218] and won! 0 days, 00:25:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/24 11:54:16] "\@_, BlueJay, and Luca [166/2334] have team battled ColonelPanic001, elf, and dbx12 [523/2849] and lost! 0 days, 02:07:56 is added to their clocks.
[04/12/24 23:21:53] elf [440/853] has come upon Wolf [3/775] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:54:02 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/13/24 00:28:45] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:48:57 towards level 91.
[04/13/24 18:53:05] elf [289/853] has challenged alexlehm [824/847] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:33:37 is added to elf's clock.
[04/13/24 22:35:28] elf and vegadark have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/24 01:12:31] gegenschein and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/24 05:48:07] elf was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:00:51 from level 91.
[04/17/24 09:47:13] tomhek, Kritzefitz, and elf [212/3291] have team battled Pricey, xbill, and Khorne [182/2209] and won! 3 days, 03:43:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/24 22:28:56] Affliction and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/24 14:53:29] elf and Lnk have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/24 19:57:19] caeli, elf, and Notir [1356/2673] have team battled washclof, JohnMH, and Garg [155/2577] and won! 1 day, 16:44:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/24 20:11:13] pyre and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/24 23:38:10] elf [765/858] has challenged Tenorman [158/780] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:51:30 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/21/24 19:21:59] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:07:42 towards level 91.
[04/22/24 02:45:19] Tabmow [79/925] has challenged elf [169/858] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:10:20 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[04/22/24 11:21:27] TimWolla and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/24 11:21:54] elf found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:10 towards level 91.
[04/22/24 21:47:00] elf was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:50:09 from level 91.
[04/22/24 23:16:07] elf was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:15 from level 91.
[04/23/24 03:48:55] Kayn and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/23/24 22:57:07] GilbertErik [442/791] has challenged elf [715/858] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:23:31 is added to GilbertErik's clock.
[04/24/24 15:25:33] Voras [64/143] has challenged elf [376/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:05 is added to Voras's clock.
[04/25/24 08:05:46] elf [166/858] has challenged pwae [319/857] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:24:28 is added to elf's clock.
[04/25/24 09:13:58] elf [192/858] has come upon eising [654/844] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:24:01 is added to elf's clock.
[04/26/24 06:34:56] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:58:59 towards level 91.
[04/27/24 05:01:48] elf [291/858] has come upon abarat [26/391] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:10:05 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/27/24 09:02:01] elf [698/858] has come upon brycec [579/1195] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:52:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/28/24 01:23:05] elf [570/858] has challenged Sombra [846/1249] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:55:14 is added to elf's clock.
[04/30/24 03:48:12] elf [765/858] has come upon zbe [890/1459] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:34:33 is added to elf's clock.
[04/30/24 18:04:01] elf fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:49:06 from level 91.
[05/02/24 08:43:33] Ankhers, elf, and yang [1394/2221] have team battled wowbagger, Bluedog, and Minus [1276/2447] and won! 1 day, 03:34:32 is removed from their clocks.
[05/02/24 11:01:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 16 days, 12:30:48 toward level 91.
[05/02/24 23:06:19] Crazycatlady, Zaratustra, and drahthaar [43/2649] have team battled elf, h00k, and tswsl [1619/2121] and lost! 3 days, 05:30:26 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/24 04:11:59] BastelBot, Lilith, and Nuae [537/2753] have team battled MetaNova, elf, and slim [1062/3260] and lost! 1 day, 16:52:17 is added to their clocks.
[05/04/24 13:26:47] ZOTTA [1270/1317] has challenged elf [756/858] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:33:38 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[05/05/24 16:30:01] elf [193/858] has come upon Cockatrice [492/888] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:54:41 is added to elf's clock.
[05/07/24 05:21:29] Tabmow [280/930] has challenged elf [745/858] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:10:54 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[05/08/24 00:36:51] Daikojun and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/08/24 10:29:14] pfoley [821/1133] has challenged elf [411/858] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:33:20 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[05/10/24 01:22:21] TheSilentLink stole elf's level 225 weapon while they were sleeping! TheSilentLink leaves their old level 207 weapon behind, which elf then takes.
[05/10/24 01:57:21] EddieT137, soltys, and zifnab06 [2554/2952] have team battled elf, dxrt, and Russell [808/2295] and won! 5 days, 07:01:59 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/24 02:32:34] elf lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:33 from level 91.
[05/10/24 07:59:38] Nuae, KindOne, and zifnab06 [1350/2090] have team battled Puff, solarsparq, and elf [1224/2351] and won! 3 days, 03:16:27 is removed from their clocks.
[05/10/24 10:53:41] elf [868/883] has challenged signofzeta [949/1152] in combat and lost! 9 days, 00:57:37 is added to elf's clock.
[05/10/24 22:45:31] elf [866/883] has challenged BastelBot [345/833] in combat and won! 19 days, 23:02:31 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/13/24 12:31:14] elf [570/883] has come upon _sh [204/1092] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 16:25:54 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/17/24 15:15:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 41 days, 13:07:33 toward level 92.
[05/17/24 18:10:58] bfft [123/1189] has challenged elf [294/892] in combat and lost! 7 days, 19:46:03 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/18/24 10:33:22] elf fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! elf's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/20/24 07:04:47] Forud, Tabmow, and Stevland [1792/3064] have team battled elf, washclof, and Lnk [2968/3240] and lost! 1 day, 00:07:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/24 07:38:53] bsleep and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/20/24 08:48:58] elf [111/875] has come upon Tangles [900/1051] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:52:32 is added to elf's clock.
[05/21/24 11:32:24] Misza, elf, and kptr [1008/2723] have team battled Xenthys, dbx12, and malat [2410/2718] and lost! 0 days, 16:28:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/24 16:53:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elf with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 15:40:53 from level 92.
[05/22/24 10:03:51] elf, Reilly, and idleneutral [1824/2227] have team battled xbill, Lord255, and hax404 [1632/2646] and won! 0 days, 07:14:30 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/24 01:08:16] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:47:11 towards level 92.
[05/25/24 07:43:28] Misza [784/1069] has challenged elf [104/875] in combat and won! 14 days, 13:26:26 is removed from Misza's clock.
[05/25/24 08:00:54] elf was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:41:44 towards level 92.
[05/26/24 15:16:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 4 days, 17:26:50 toward level 92.
[05/27/24 05:47:51] elf lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:55:47 from level 92.
[05/27/24 18:27:33] buzel, elf, and DontEvenPeek [255/2507] have team battled sc, spex, and Sario [2008/3417] and lost! 0 days, 08:18:47 is added to their clocks.
[05/29/24 20:20:17] elf [84/892] has challenged Crazycatlady [75/1168] in combat and won! 17 days, 11:14:13 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/29/24 22:42:33] elf [519/892] has come upon Lnk [103/875] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 02:11:40 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/30/24 00:44:10] Ancalagon and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/24 01:46:14] Lilith [81/996] has challenged elf [162/892] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:35:54 is added to Lilith's clock.
[05/30/24 03:16:12] elf got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:41:50 towards level 93.
[05/30/24 19:34:27] elf discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:28:41 towards level 93.
[05/30/24 22:38:19] KyloRen, buzel, and Drin [1474/2244] have team battled kptr, elf, and BastelBot [2231/2504] and lost! 0 days, 23:50:45 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/24 00:42:08] elf [747/892] has come upon Forud [873/1054] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 13:03:51 is added to elf's clock.
[05/31/24 05:31:09] elf [345/892] has come upon buzel [330/669] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:45:16 is removed from elf's clock.
[05/31/24 06:53:47] Gangsterish [533/1090] has challenged elf [231/892] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:30:46 is removed from Gangsterish's clock.
[05/31/24 16:16:16] elf [66/892] has come upon medivh [501/702] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:16:21 is added to elf's clock.
[05/31/24 21:48:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 12 days, 22:33:30 toward level 93.
[06/01/24 16:49:04] Carl, Nysdar, and elf [1830/2780] have team battled Garg, anarcat, and CompanionCube [1422/2544] and won! 0 days, 12:26:36 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/24 01:52:19] Daikojun, elf, and CornFly [1295/2620] have team battled vegadark, Yarosh, and MetaNova [1794/2803] and lost! 4 days, 01:39:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/03/24 01:15:11] elf [482/892] has come upon CornFly [749/1024] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:52:52 is added to elf's clock.
[06/04/24 19:41:04] scornn and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/04/24 23:07:13] elf [379/892] has come upon canton7 [252/885] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:54:35 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/06/24 13:26:37] DontEvenPeek [308/1080] has challenged elf [592/892] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:53:15 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[06/07/24 00:36:12] elf [331/892] has challenged solarsparq [722/814] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:12:56 is added to elf's clock.
[06/07/24 15:55:10] jayvee, elf, GRIZZLYMAN, and dbx12 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/07/24 20:42:01] elf [98/892] has challenged soltys [799/1186] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:43:34 is added to elf's clock.
[06/10/24 04:25:07] pastly, alexlehm, and OobSaco [1798/2268] have team battled elf, Carl, and Bluedog [574/2692] and won! 1 day, 01:12:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/24 13:01:13] elf [189/892] has challenged jaxson [89/936] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:26:03 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/10/24 15:27:41] elf and CompanionCube have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/24 20:53:39] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:13:19 towards level 93.
[06/11/24 00:56:17] elf and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/24 10:57:53] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:25:16 towards level 93.
[06/11/24 15:50:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed elf with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 06:21:10 from level 93.
[06/12/24 11:31:04] elf [1/892] has come upon sky [731/1004] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:38:52 is added to elf's clock.
[06/13/24 18:11:50] ion [425/910] has come upon elf [664/892] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 03:21:19 is added to ion's clock.
[06/14/24 00:14:22] misha, washclof, and philipp__ [2672/3011] have team battled blobdog, elf, and jacquesssss [429/2079] and won! 0 days, 07:17:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/24 11:42:41] V [649/1170] has come upon elf [574/892] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 19:23:10 is removed from V's clock.
[06/16/24 14:22:18] elf [239/892] has come upon RussellB [152/1029] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:59:25 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/16/24 17:42:32] Ungoliant, style, and gusto [1030/2432] have team battled Techman, elf, and d4n13L [913/2291] and won! 0 days, 22:16:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/24 10:49:59] elf [376/892] has challenged pwae [661/865] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:14:56 is added to elf's clock.
[06/17/24 13:09:19] elf [504/892] has challenged canton7 [738/900] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:14:25 is added to elf's clock.
[06/18/24 13:58:28] elf [310/892] has challenged MetaNova [677/1327] in combat and lost! 10 days, 03:57:24 is added to elf's clock.
[06/19/24 11:07:43] elf [574/892] has come upon Gorek [50/985] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 08:55:48 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/19/24 11:37:29] elf [369/892] has come upon ZOTTA [205/1148] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 20:37:58 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/21/24 03:30:49] elf [195/892] has come upon Aksej [258/1132] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 08:06:49 is added to elf's clock.
[06/21/24 07:27:08] elf [408/892] has come upon nathan [574/933] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 13:23:06 is added to elf's clock.
[06/22/24 04:24:40] Puff [366/688] has challenged elf [295/892] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:55:28 is removed from Puff's clock.
[06/22/24 20:06:58] elf [63/892] has come upon Gangsterish [228/1090] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 02:24:36 is added to elf's clock.
[06/23/24 05:52:21] elf [214/892] has come upon washclof [212/1612] and taken them in combat! 22 days, 11:17:45 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/23/24 22:18:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 20 days, 03:02:23 toward level 94.
[06/24/24 10:10:04] elf, misha, and kinus [2058/2558] have team battled pyre, scumola, and EddieT137 [192/2890] and won! 0 days, 05:09:23 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/24 03:44:56] elf [314/892] has challenged DrinkyBird [658/1263] in combat and lost! 6 days, 08:34:03 is added to elf's clock.
[06/25/24 22:54:31] fstrelok, yang, and _sh [971/2667] have team battled elf, spex, and bsleep [572/2778] and won! 0 days, 05:45:10 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/24 01:06:11] Fritzl [1/26] has challenged elf [621/892] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:09 is added to Fritzl's clock.
[06/26/24 07:32:47] elf, allo, and SSLbits [1065/2743] have team battled Fischmiep, pastly, and sam [755/2181] and won! 2 days, 18:24:08 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/24 06:00:23] elf [384/892] has come upon wille [345/494] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 00:29:44 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/29/24 23:04:31] IFireflyl, GRIZZLYMAN, and SirBummelz [1335/2724] have team battled Daikojun, Drkmirror, and elf [726/2303] and won! 0 days, 00:58:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/24 06:22:49] elf [541/892] has come upon freeboson [981/1054] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:05:31 is added to elf's clock.
[07/01/24 06:41:15] elf [187/892] has come upon RussellB [831/1031] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:25:16 is added to elf's clock.
[07/01/24 16:22:16] elf [416/892] has come upon tmberg [473/1142] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:01:14 is added to elf's clock.
[07/02/24 09:24:20] elf [518/892] has come upon Kayn [360/640] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 03:25:33 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/04/24 03:21:50] Cockatrice, style, and CrashOverride [2245/2447] have team battled Carl, ColonelPanic001, and elf [1801/2683] and won! 3 days, 16:01:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/24 15:49:50] elf [40/892] has challenged IFireflyl [474/799] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:08:40 is added to elf's clock.
[07/05/24 08:36:40] elf got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 03:14:28 from level 94.
[07/06/24 03:55:29] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:10:49 towards level 94.
[07/06/24 12:48:49] elf got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 17:11:59 from level 94.
[07/06/24 17:37:15] elf discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:33:34 towards level 94.
[07/07/24 01:42:05] nya and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/07/24 14:08:09] damyan stole elf's level 134 amulet while they were sleeping! damyan leaves their old level 106 amulet behind, which elf then takes.
[07/11/24 20:31:51] elf was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:19:31 from level 94.
[07/12/24 23:58:00] elf stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:39:03 towards level 94.
[07/13/24 22:49:45] elf [473/861] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [705/1035] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:57:16 is added to elf's clock.
[07/14/24 01:30:28] elf [682/861] has come upon Thorael [756/854] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:52:24 is added to elf's clock.
[07/14/24 16:19:53] allo and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/24 04:57:31] cadfael [434/847] has challenged elf [496/861] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:48:25 is added to cadfael's clock.
[07/15/24 10:59:07] zbe [987/1470] has challenged elf [130/861] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:19:45 is removed from zbe's clock.
[07/16/24 02:59:58] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 23:30:17 towards level 94.
[07/16/24 05:03:55] Fischmiep [257/492] has challenged elf [67/861] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:07:56 is removed from Fischmiep's clock.
[07/16/24 07:11:40] yNos and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/16/24 09:30:24] elf got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:44:14 from level 94.
[07/16/24 18:38:51] Tabmow [768/919] has challenged elf [735/861] in combat and won! 15 days, 16:21:51 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[07/17/24 08:23:11] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:13:11 towards level 94.
[07/17/24 14:42:55] cadfael, Wolf, and hugga [2105/2976] have team battled keepmyshirt, HeavyPodda, and elf [1815/2142] and won! 4 days, 22:49:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/24 03:53:08] Zaratustra and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/19/24 11:27:13] ukleinek [213/1050] has challenged elf [16/861] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:44:37 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[07/23/24 12:16:27] elf bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:02:51 towards level 94.
[07/24/24 03:04:40] elf got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:49:39 towards level 94.
[07/24/24 21:22:18] elf was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:43:01 towards level 94.
[07/25/24 08:01:49] elf [549/861] has come upon dbx12 [241/1120] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:58:20 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/25/24 09:14:05] unicron, HeavyPodda, and zifnab06 [41/2919] have team battled elf, hiod, and Ancalagon [1206/2720] and lost! 3 days, 08:38:33 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/24 20:06:30] elf [285/861] has challenged ukleinek [414/1050] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:29:14 is added to elf's clock.
[07/25/24 20:30:15] Zaratustra and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/24 11:34:52] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:55:11 towards level 94.
[07/26/24 12:28:38] elf and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/24 13:47:26] elf set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:50:57 from level 94.
[07/27/24 02:14:23] elf [230/861] has challenged Tangles [623/867] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:23:35 is added to elf's clock.
[07/27/24 16:13:42] elf [515/861] has come upon CornFly [451/1031] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:59:38 is removed from elf's clock.
[07/27/24 19:53:33] soltys [661/1182] has come upon elf [687/861] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 19:15:02 is added to soltys's clock.
[07/28/24 13:06:57] elf [70/861] has come upon kptr [693/831] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:35:37 is added to elf's clock.
[07/28/24 13:35:28] elf [276/861] has come upon kptr [404/831] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:55:40 is added to elf's clock.
[07/30/24 03:33:12] gendish [337/463] has challenged elf [415/861] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:48:27 is added to gendish's clock.
[07/31/24 19:28:03] dyvonna and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/24 22:48:01] elf invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:31:09 towards level 94.
[08/01/24 01:45:16] TimeWarp [441/860] has challenged elf [226/861] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:26:58 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[08/01/24 10:31:47] yang, wille, and blobdog [841/2137] have team battled elf, JigmeDatse, and ToeCheese [880/1991] and lost! 0 days, 19:43:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/02/24 21:57:02] jayvee, Tangles, and elf [2173/2527] have team battled Susumurata, Drin, and pastly [23/2526] and won! 0 days, 17:52:10 is removed from their clocks.
[08/03/24 06:59:25] elf [800/861] has challenged drahthaar [129/884] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:09:03 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/04/24 05:29:48] elf fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! elf's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/04/24 19:47:39] hetz [158/401] has challenged elf [601/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:06 is added to hetz's clock.
[08/05/24 05:28:26] hdm and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/24 09:38:46] elf left their weapon out in the rain to rust! elf's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/05/24 10:12:26] hetz [90/401] has come upon elf [610/826] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:31:40 is added to hetz's clock.
[08/21/24 02:24:26] elf EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:27:08 from level 94.
[08/21/24 16:56:16] elf [640/826] has challenged TimeWarp [755/860] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:44:45 is added to elf's clock.
[08/22/24 02:58:57] elf [361/826] has challenged gryphus [288/414] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:26:49 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/22/24 13:29:44] BlueJay and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/24 09:42:42] hax404, elf, and Kody [1825/2312] have team battled sam, solarsparq, and cfjk [2632/2890] and lost! 1 day, 20:48:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/23/24 13:47:32] yano and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/24 09:20:10] elf [718/826] has challenged Affliction [423/559] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:34:21 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/25/24 17:55:23] Garg, chadgpt, and Silvanus_Betrium [1770/2240] have team battled TimeWarp, elf, and popey [872/2778] and won! 1 day, 05:23:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/25/24 22:20:30] elf caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:14:36 towards level 94.
[08/26/24 02:23:38] CodeGeek, buzel, and elf [1691/2791] have team battled MadMan, sco1, and signofzeta [2202/2329] and lost! 1 day, 01:58:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/24 09:43:10] elf had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:50:59 towards level 94.
[08/26/24 17:49:15] OobSaco, gendish, and catte [1097/1931] have team battled Ka, solarsparq, and elf [1628/1926] and lost! 0 days, 02:45:14 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/24 04:31:56] vectr0n [389/777] has challenged elf [625/826] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:33:22 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[08/29/24 03:19:59] dwfreed, Aksej, and Omega [61/3388] have team battled bobvador, MadMan, and elf [1504/2512] and lost! 0 days, 20:25:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/24 07:31:10] elf found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:11:32 towards level 94.
[08/29/24 23:29:45] elf bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:21:41 towards level 94.
[08/30/24 03:10:06] ToeCheese, ToHellWithGA, and CodeGeek [1113/2931] have team battled lelu, elf, and gryphus [1569/1612] and lost! 0 days, 20:27:59 is added to their clocks.
[08/30/24 03:51:40] elf [379/832] has challenged Gangsterish [872/1084] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:44 is added to elf's clock.
[08/30/24 12:45:38] Neil, buzel, and Blohsh [2137/2222] have team battled elf, Minus, and hax404 [1954/2299] and won! 2 days, 03:59:37 is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/24 18:10:10] Matthew and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/30/24 22:44:32] Haxx [158/230] has challenged elf [86/832] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:08:12 is removed from Haxx's clock.
[08/31/24 03:58:17] Fehu [377/606] has challenged elf [307/832] in combat and won! 34 days, 00:47:52 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[08/31/24 16:03:21] elf [790/832] has challenged dxrt [55/373] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:12:40 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/02/24 11:45:01] elf [642/832] has come upon IFireflyl [422/782] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:18:50 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/04/24 19:51:53] elf EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 00:52:56 from level 95.
[09/04/24 20:52:44] elf set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 22:23:31 from level 95.
[09/05/24 00:34:08] dwfreed, elf, and d4n13L [720/2713] have team battled sparogy, jacob1, and Asara [598/2420] and won! 2 days, 11:54:46 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/24 17:01:43] elf [65/842] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [166/1189] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:43 is added to elf's clock.
[09/09/24 18:04:58] elf found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:18:52 towards level 95.
[09/11/24 05:44:38] elf [343/842] has come upon KindOne [107/516] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 17:00:10 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/11/24 15:41:41] scornn and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/24 16:56:54] wowbagger, Varjatticus, and HollowWasp [1480/2491] have team battled elf, signofzeta, and idleneutral [604/2666] and won! 6 days, 07:29:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/24 17:22:03] muirrum [22/663] has challenged elf [58/842] in combat and lost! 8 days, 03:23:06 is added to muirrum's clock.
[09/13/24 23:51:22] idlegood, kinus, and Gangsterish [1827/2634] have team battled elf, ChowderKeg, and gradator [962/2170] and won! 2 days, 18:41:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/24 09:19:30] elf burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! elf's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/14/24 16:50:45] gradator and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/24 09:00:15] elf and VonToutCourt have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/24 00:51:04] elf [238/845] has challenged Nysdar [714/981] in combat and lost! 3 days, 21:56:11 is added to elf's clock.
[09/17/24 21:13:21] elf got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:12:02 from level 95.
[09/19/24 06:25:32] elf [712/845] has come upon bookworm [884/980] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:54:37 is added to elf's clock.
[09/19/24 15:39:40] elf learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:54:14 towards level 95.
[09/20/24 11:20:59] elf grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:11:29 towards level 95.
[09/21/24 03:18:59] EddieT137 [173/1122] has challenged elf [792/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:03 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[09/21/24 06:25:26] Ancalagon [131/913] has challenged elf [228/845] in combat and lost! 7 days, 22:53:15 is added to Ancalagon's clock.
[09/21/24 10:41:20] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:19:15 towards level 95.
[09/22/24 00:24:58] Kurenai [376/976] has challenged elf [371/845] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:14:56 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[09/22/24 02:21:25] Garg, washclof, and elf [2302/3180] have team battled Lord255, StalkR, and Puff [2808/3121] and lost! 4 days, 00:19:54 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/24 02:33:31] CrashOverride [207/785] has come upon elf [282/845] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:46:02 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[09/22/24 15:29:15] elf [500/845] has challenged ahmubashshir [347/651] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:16:44 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/23/24 13:01:40] CodeGeek, elf, caeli, and root have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/23/24 16:54:56] ambitious_sloth, Misza, and Platonides [2373/2422] have team battled nax, elf, and Wam [597/2425] and won! 0 days, 17:46:23 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/24 21:44:17] ZOTTA, hcf, and benzo [181/1927] have team battled cadfael, bsleep, and elf [2194/2258] and lost! 0 days, 15:46:44 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/24 08:31:00] elf [297/845] has come upon thatmint [361/999] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:12:21 is added to elf's clock.
[09/25/24 03:22:16] elf [571/845] has come upon jacob1 [337/960] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:38:04 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/25/24 07:47:52] Anahi'i [99/254] has come upon elf [316/845] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:36 is added to Anahi'i's clock.
[09/25/24 19:08:59] elf [37/845] has come upon gradator [678/779] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:38:23 is added to elf's clock.
[09/27/24 12:25:55] anarcat [455/1137] has challenged elf [156/845] in combat and won! 19 days, 03:09:51 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[09/27/24 22:17:52] Raithmir, BastelBot, and elf [959/2227] have team battled medivh, Acolarh, and Garg [1111/2214] and lost! 1 day, 00:18:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/24 23:05:01] elf [721/845] has challenged Misza [769/1106] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:42:10 is added to elf's clock.
[09/28/24 00:50:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 8 days, 09:37:25 toward level 95.
[09/28/24 10:35:51] elf and dbx12 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/28/24 11:08:14] elf [730/845] has challenged Reilly [546/680] in combat and won! 2 days, 13:02:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/28/24 13:17:05] elf, ColonelPanic001, and edo [1125/2099] have team battled slim, gusto, and ChowderKeg [2288/2726] and lost! 0 days, 03:54:45 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/24 19:15:37] elf [467/845] has come upon Fenrik [638/1342] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:15:38 is added to elf's clock.
[09/29/24 04:36:46] elf, vectr0n, and hiod [1970/2615] have team battled Minus, Affliction, and MetaNova [376/2644] and won! 0 days, 23:34:09 is removed from their clocks.
[09/29/24 23:11:30] elf discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:25:54 towards level 95.
[09/29/24 23:18:38] Jackling [93/148] has challenged elf [470/845] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:01:38 is added to Jackling's clock.
[10/01/24 09:29:05] elf [356/845] has come upon IFireflyl [57/782] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:49:32 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/01/24 14:13:23] BastelBot [826/904] has come upon elf [593/845] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:09:48 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[10/01/24 20:02:50] elf was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:04 from level 95.
[10/02/24 14:23:01] elf [774/845] has come upon Celediel [381/629] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:10:26 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/03/24 02:13:01] elf [586/845] has come upon SSLbits [81/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:51:27 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/03/24 15:11:49] Blohsh, elf, and damyan [277/2612] have team battled Xenthys, bsleep, and Malvolio [2665/2782] and lost! 0 days, 18:35:54 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/24 17:50:28] elf stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:18:49 towards level 95.
[10/06/24 15:29:54] elf [527/845] has come upon simple [1068/1163] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:50:13 is added to elf's clock.
[10/07/24 10:17:34] idleevil, Cockroach, and lelu [2042/2524] have team battled Affliction, elf, and root [1196/1779] and won! 0 days, 16:11:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/24 20:15:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 0 days, 02:06:57 toward level 95.
[10/08/24 01:11:41] elf [363/845] has challenged Cockroach [657/918] in combat and lost! 6 days, 21:28:09 is added to elf's clock.
[10/09/24 06:40:48] Affliction, aqsd, and fstrelok [1973/2059] have team battled pyre, elf, and Nuae [1289/2949] and won! 2 days, 14:57:44 is removed from their clocks.
[10/10/24 14:27:57] elf hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 08:04:46 towards level 96.
[10/11/24 00:49:21] elf [7/845] has come upon shikhin [704/1215] and been defeated in combat! 10 days, 21:19:00 is added to elf's clock.
[10/11/24 09:33:06] Bluedog and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/24 18:19:25] elf [184/845] has come upon untz [180/303] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:38:10 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/11/24 22:04:35] elf [501/845] has come upon przt [40/244] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:08:28 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/12/24 06:38:22] Koffa [943/1010] has challenged elf [399/845] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:51:44 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[10/12/24 08:04:25] elf discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:26:21 towards level 96.
[10/12/24 13:18:35] elf gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:32:56 towards level 96.
[10/13/24 07:35:09] washclof and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/24 02:45:35] gradator and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/14/24 21:21:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 13 days, 15:06:56 toward level 96.
[10/15/24 03:20:37] elf, kevkev, and Minus [1661/2635] have team battled zbe, Ecko, and dbaoty [2855/2860] and lost! 2 days, 18:44:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/15/24 04:27:10] elf [622/845] has come upon MELOONi [603/1151] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 22:39:42 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/15/24 09:28:38] elf, gradator, and MadMan [1820/2264] have team battled koyaan, pastly, and OobSaco [1945/2101] and lost! 3 days, 00:06:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/24 09:06:07] elf got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 19:30:36 towards level 96.
[10/19/24 20:13:44] elf [772/845] has come upon el [1026/1205] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 18:10:37 is added to elf's clock.
[10/20/24 12:39:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried elf 27 days, 10:46:37 toward level 96.
[10/20/24 18:10:44] pastly and elf have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/24 00:19:40] elf got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:08:45 from level 96.
[10/22/24 09:43:25] elf [613/845] has challenged EddieT137 [568/1166] in combat and won! 6 days, 06:18:54 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/22/24 10:50:39] elf and RandomZero have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/24 20:32:03] elf, insidesources, and Ungoliant [1500/2356] have team battled RandomZero, zifnab06, and KindOne [10/2262] and won! 0 days, 02:32:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/24 22:53:09] elf [796/845] has challenged untz [285/358] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:33:16 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/24/24 07:06:38] elf tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:14:18 towards level 96.