Player Info

User: ephemer0l
Class: good
Admin?: No
Level: 63
Next level: 33 days, 13:03:07
Status: Offline
Host: ephemer0l!~ephemer0l@organizedmagnetism.com
Account Created: Sun Jan 30 03:19:40 2022
Last login: Sun Dec 25 13:04:16 2022
Total time idled: 329 days, 06:32:48
Current position: [334,131]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 127 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 57
charm: 50
gloves: 53
helm: 54 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 40
ring: 63
shield: 35
tunic: 43
weapon: 220 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 742

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 0 days, 14:36:05
part: None
quest: None
quit: 8 days, 14:36:37

total: 9 days, 05:12:42

Character Modifiers

[01/30/22 09:41:18] ephemer0l [1/3] has challenged Yuhno [642/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[01/30/22 11:43:15] ephemer0l [30/47] has challenged aqsd [201/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[01/30/22 15:31:24] ephemer0l [3/84] has challenged bsleep [95/680] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[01/30/22 19:38:18] ephemer0l [65/127] has challenged nya [9/862] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:02 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[01/31/22 04:27:48] ephemer0l [26/132] has challenged Paganel [619/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[01/31/22 11:43:44] ephemer0l [122/140] has challenged MELOONi [395/754] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:56 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[01/31/22 16:26:33] ephemer0l [42/147] has challenged bg [247/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/01/22 03:47:01] ephemer0l [140/159] has challenged wesley [334/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/01/22 11:04:21] ephemer0l [155/194] has challenged el [409/611] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/01/22 12:33:21] gradator [455/663] has come upon ephemer0l [80/194] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:59:38 is removed from gradator's clock.
[02/01/22 19:36:25] ephemer0l [110/194] has challenged Juan [67/538] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:06:00 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[02/02/22 03:40:27] ephemer0l [205/221] has challenged apb [576/853] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/02/22 15:11:22] ephemer0l [27/239] has challenged Psilocybe [179/752] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/03/22 04:33:35] ephemer0l [50/245] has challenged yNos [397/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/03/22 19:52:10] ephemer0l [58/263] has challenged Paganel [324/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/03/22 21:39:48] Carl, drahthaar, and mordac [392/1742] have team battled Varjatticus, hdm, and ephemer0l [151/1751] and won! 1 day, 23:26:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/22 01:18:19] ephemer0l fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! ephemer0l's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/04/22 01:23:52] Tangles [427/628] has come upon ephemer0l [25/259] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:27:31 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[02/04/22 13:47:41] ephemer0l [145/285] has challenged freeboson [42/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:41:43 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[02/04/22 18:38:28] ephemer0l invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:16 towards level 33.
[02/05/22 05:10:55] ephemer0l [275/285] has challenged adamus1red [422/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/05/22 21:14:30] ephemer0l got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:51 towards level 34.
[02/05/22 23:30:14] JigmeDatse [108/546] has challenged ephemer0l [279/285] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:05:22 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[02/06/22 00:30:26] iiriix [317/586] has challenged ephemer0l [106/285] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:54:11 is removed from iiriix's clock.
[02/06/22 04:44:18] ephemer0l [244/301] has challenged theZoMBiE [514/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/07/22 08:27:31] ephemer0l [44/319] has challenged Chuck [361/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/07/22 17:38:04] zgrep [379/597] has challenged ephemer0l [2/319] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:49:45 is removed from zgrep's clock.
[02/08/22 05:17:37] ephemer0l found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:45 towards level 36.
[02/08/22 15:52:10] ephemer0l [309/333] has challenged aqsd [278/530] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:52:49 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[02/09/22 04:44:03] ephemer0l [194/333] has come upon Jens [109/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:23:46 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[02/09/22 09:36:22] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:29:32 towards level 37.
[02/09/22 17:14:28] ephemer0l was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:13 towards level 37.
[02/09/22 18:17:49] zifnab06 [441/460] has come upon ephemer0l [268/333] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:46:47 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[02/09/22 18:50:30] ephemer0l [168/348] has challenged AlexS [267/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/10/22 07:01:26] crysis, ephemer0l, and Fenrik [1739/1941] have team battled aqsd, Primetime, and Cirdan [316/1744] and won! 0 days, 06:17:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 19:52:22] VonToutCourt [468/825] has challenged ephemer0l [182/348] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:40:57 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[02/10/22 22:34:59] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:35 towards level 38.
[02/11/22 02:53:40] CompanionCube [205/809] has challenged ephemer0l [83/348] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:17 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[02/11/22 07:09:27] ephemer0l [205/348] has challenged fizz [516/703] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/11/22 10:31:24] fizz, yNos, and megubyte [1463/1818] have team battled ephemer0l, RussellB, and Abe [47/1636] and won! 0 days, 15:55:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/22 09:32:10] ephemer0l, Affliction, and xbill [1211/1683] have team battled KeboDK, Bluedog, and ToHellWithGA [1853/2550] and lost! 0 days, 04:45:46 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/22 09:56:39] noex [43/364] has challenged ephemer0l [137/348] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to noex's clock.
[02/13/22 14:06:43] ephemer0l [280/373] has challenged noex [70/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:59:07 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[02/13/22 14:06:43] ephemer0l has dealt noex a Critical Strike! 0 days, 18:15:39 is added to noex's clock.
[02/14/22 00:55:01] herald, Covid-19, and V [1473/1935] have team battled kzootech, ephemer0l, and Crazycatlady [1170/1493] and won! 0 days, 05:57:19 is removed from their clocks.
[02/15/22 07:36:26] ephemer0l ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:45 from level 40.
[02/15/22 15:18:13] ephemer0l [100/374] has challenged Sombra [311/795] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:02:58 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/16/22 04:23:40] xbill [646/778] has come upon ephemer0l [119/374] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:56:53 is removed from xbill's clock.
[02/18/22 11:28:25] ephemer0l [224/397] has challenged hax404 [287/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/18/22 20:53:18] JigmeDatse, nya, and signofzeta [1627/2049] have team battled misha, bookworm, and ephemer0l [816/1521] and won! 0 days, 09:02:39 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/22 01:00:54] ephemer0l was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:33:13 from level 42.
[02/19/22 11:44:10] ephemer0l, sheu, SCSi, and pitchshifter have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/19/22 17:41:10] ephemer0l [320/397] has come upon tmberg [171/747] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:36:38 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[02/19/22 19:33:16] ephemer0l [277/397] has come upon VOID [376/740] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:16:54 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[02/20/22 10:01:19] A_Dragon [211/859] has come upon ephemer0l [350/397] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:42:12 is added to A_Dragon's clock.
[02/21/22 06:25:59] ephemer0l [387/397] has challenged sid3windr [297/642] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:44:24 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[02/21/22 14:47:20] ephemer0l walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:11:31 from level 43.
[02/22/22 03:35:07] "\@_, ephemer0l, and CrashOverride [323/1765] have team battled zgrep, CodeGeek, and pitchshifter [1814/1925] and lost! 0 days, 10:50:49 is added to their clocks.
[02/22/22 20:31:20] tsr, ephemer0l, and talisein [790/1872] have team battled ShiaLabeouf, ukleinek, and csc2ya [1818/1963] and lost! 0 days, 09:37:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/22 10:38:32] ephemer0l was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:55:43 towards level 43.
[02/23/22 17:14:25] canton7 [16/668] has come upon ephemer0l [380/397] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:03:30 is added to canton7's clock.
[03/11/22 01:19:53] ephemer0l [261/535] has challenged Carl [135/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[03/11/22 18:52:47] ephemer0l grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:18:35 towards level 44.
[03/11/22 23:18:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ephemer0l 1 day, 12:18:27 toward level 44.
[03/12/22 13:37:39] Jens [45/430] has challenged ephemer0l [206/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:56:31 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/12/22 21:39:58] ephemer0l [417/535] has challenged shikhin [83/548] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:08:35 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[03/13/22 22:22:36] ephemer0l was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:04:13 from level 45.
[03/14/22 11:51:00] ephemer0l, Cirdan, Psilocybe, and Destruia have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/15/22 01:49:28] hugga [264/412] has challenged ephemer0l [510/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:51:07 is added to hugga's clock.
[03/16/22 11:52:24] ephemer0l [268/569] has challenged soltys [46/649] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:53:09 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[03/16/22 21:55:58] rawgreaze [386/531] has come upon ephemer0l [263/569] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:28:16 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[03/19/22 11:10:24] pfoley [423/601] has challenged ephemer0l [414/569] in combat and won! 1 day, 14:23:32 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[03/20/22 02:57:35] pwae [341/618] has come upon ephemer0l [223/569] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:24:55 is removed from pwae's clock.
[03/21/22 16:52:01] BastelBot [127/503] has come upon ephemer0l [492/569] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:49:21 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[03/23/22 04:33:11] ephemer0l grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:09 towards level 46.
[03/23/22 07:14:47] ephemer0l [67/569] has challenged starlink [512/705] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[03/23/22 19:22:42] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:56:07 towards level 47.
[03/24/22 15:25:07] bsleep, ToHellWithGA, and Covid-19 [1735/2162] have team battled dyvonna, CrashOverride, and ephemer0l [100/1716] and won! 0 days, 14:39:33 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/22 12:44:13] ephemer0l [123/569] has challenged kline [330/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:39:11 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[03/30/22 04:18:23] starlink [637/705] has come upon ephemer0l [370/569] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 22:28:25 is removed from starlink's clock.
[03/30/22 06:34:21] ephemer0l [280/569] has challenged tomhek [218/807] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:45:31 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[03/30/22 15:39:03] bg [651/769] has come upon ephemer0l [271/569] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:56:32 is removed from bg's clock.
[04/01/22 02:15:59] ephemer0l [473/569] has challenged SirBummelz [506/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:20 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[04/01/22 09:17:26] Ferris [217/612] has challenged ephemer0l [153/569] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:00:35 is removed from Ferris's clock.
[04/02/22 04:59:53] Tenorman [104/936] has come upon ephemer0l [533/569] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:25:30 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[04/02/22 09:45:24] caeli, Covid-19, and sheu [1918/1964] have team battled ephemer0l, BUSY, and tswsl [607/1566] and won! 1 day, 05:18:21 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/22 07:19:18] ephemer0l, el, and Nysdar [554/1739] have team battled Sombra, Sherpard2, and herald [54/2108] and won! 0 days, 06:26:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/22 13:22:22] y [74/110] has challenged ephemer0l [304/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to y's clock.
[04/04/22 17:12:26] ephemer0l caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:20:24 towards level 48.
[04/04/22 22:50:54] ephemer0l, csc2ya, KeboDK, and caeli have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/04/22 23:05:48] TheSilentLink, idleneutral, and thornrag [1360/1662] have team battled Acolarh, ephemer0l, and eising [294/1829] and won! 0 days, 05:20:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/22 10:21:52] ephemer0l [19/569] has challenged Feltharell [72/719] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[04/05/22 14:54:56] ephemer0l [188/569] has come upon CodeGeek [76/968] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:31:49 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[04/05/22 14:54:56] ephemer0l has dealt CodeGeek a Critical Strike! 2 days, 02:01:16 is added to CodeGeek's clock.
[04/05/22 15:52:49] idleevil [166/359] has challenged ephemer0l [218/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to idleevil's clock.
[04/06/22 11:56:23] ephemer0l discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:53 towards level 49.
[04/07/22 11:53:26] starlink, SSLbits, and el [1018/1790] have team battled ephemer0l, TheGreatest, and Tenedos [1271/1389] and lost! 0 days, 05:58:34 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/22 02:48:58] ephemer0l was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:13 towards level 49.
[04/09/22 06:53:17] ephemer0l found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:05:40 towards level 49.
[04/10/22 11:19:39] ephemer0l [257/573] has challenged sam [536/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:54 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[04/12/22 08:29:46] ephemer0l [205/573] has challenged Koffa [450/619] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[04/12/22 16:41:50] Alys [329/683] has challenged ephemer0l [463/573] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to Alys's clock.
[04/13/22 01:56:40] ephemer0l misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:30:36 from level 50.
[04/13/22 12:30:04] invisiblek [102/468] has challenged ephemer0l [392/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to invisiblek's clock.
[04/14/22 17:01:57] ephemer0l tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:54:08 towards level 50.
[04/14/22 21:36:33] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:39:28 towards level 50.
[04/15/22 11:36:26] idleevil [349/442] has come upon ephemer0l [431/573] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:39 is added to idleevil's clock.
[04/16/22 03:37:34] elf [471/603] has come upon ephemer0l [330/573] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:36:46 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/16/22 03:45:32] elf [447/610] has come upon ephemer0l [360/567] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:24:12 is removed from elf's clock.
[04/17/22 01:52:08] ephemer0l, bobvador, and SSLbits [154/1910] have team battled BUSY, Fenrik, and fstrelok [1571/1634] and lost! 0 days, 10:54:04 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/22 04:12:57] Ungoliant, Tenedos, and Algernon [258/1602] have team battled vegadark, ephemer0l, and hdm [1106/2478] and lost! 1 day, 05:25:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/22 18:59:20] Centrixx, noex, and Way [1701/1894] have team battled jayvee, ephemer0l, and cadfael [431/2014] and won! 0 days, 08:12:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/22 21:42:43] ephemer0l [419/567] has challenged jjasghar [350/674] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:41:37 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[04/18/22 11:45:38] canton7 [256/653] has challenged ephemer0l [84/567] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:14:19 is removed from canton7's clock.
[04/18/22 17:33:57] cadfael [340/696] has come upon ephemer0l [293/567] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:46:14 is removed from cadfael's clock.
[04/19/22 05:26:48] ephemer0l caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:05:48 towards level 50.
[04/19/22 19:05:35] ephemer0l [283/567] has come upon ToHellWithGA [818/965] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:40:14 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[04/19/22 20:55:07] canton7, kptr, and Andrio [1535/1731] have team battled Ankhers, invisiblek, and ephemer0l [760/1854] and won! 3 days, 17:07:26 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/22 12:07:06] kptr, womblecat, and pwae [195/2214] have team battled ephemer0l, HellSpawn, and nyuszika7h [1099/1944] and lost! 5 days, 10:26:30 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/22 21:41:15] ephemer0l, signofzeta, and texke [1197/1966] have team battled Fehu, Yarosh, and V [257/1661] and won! 0 days, 03:34:19 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/22 11:58:32] ephemer0l [441/567] has challenged ahmubashshir [32/522] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:50:42 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[04/21/22 11:58:32] In the fierce battle, ahmubashshir dropped their level 53 pair of gloves! ephemer0l picks it up, tossing their old level 27 pair of gloves to ahmubashshir.
[04/22/22 10:04:59] ephemer0l [351/593] has challenged damyan [81/535] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:16:29 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[04/22/22 13:15:34] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:00:54 towards level 51.
[04/22/22 13:17:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ephemer0l 0 days, 11:54:00 toward level 51.
[04/22/22 14:54:02] ephemer0l had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:46:44 from level 51.
[04/23/22 03:26:06] ephemer0l bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:45:51 towards level 51.
[04/23/22 13:50:27] ephemer0l ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:40:56 from level 51.
[04/24/22 02:42:56] ephemer0l, ryp, aqsd, and CornFly have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/25/22 02:38:45] Chuck [278/653] has come upon ephemer0l [511/593] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:23:43 is added to Chuck's clock.
[04/25/22 08:55:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ephemer0l with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 00:04:41 from level 51.
[04/25/22 20:21:26] ephemer0l [125/593] has challenged scumola [494/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:43:52 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[04/26/22 04:34:44] ephemer0l, gildarts, and Tenedos [23/1727] have team battled blackroot, sam, and Angelina [30/1845] and lost! 0 days, 20:23:03 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/22 05:44:30] ephemer0l learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:14:13 towards level 51.
[04/26/22 20:26:15] KindOne [329/485] has challenged ephemer0l [273/593] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:09:17 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[04/29/22 15:11:53] crysis [713/753] has come upon ephemer0l [226/593] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:29:21 is removed from crysis's clock.
[04/29/22 19:19:23] Chuck [633/653] has come upon ephemer0l [362/593] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:33:18 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[04/29/22 19:49:53] vectr0n [580/623] has come upon ephemer0l [392/593] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:21:19 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[04/30/22 06:51:52] ephemer0l was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:02 towards level 51.
[05/01/22 12:19:30] ephemer0l [567/593] has challenged bananaboat [464/580] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:27:01 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[05/03/22 07:53:40] ephemer0l found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:24:29 towards level 52.
[05/03/22 11:54:29] enyc [55/56] has challenged ephemer0l [586/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to enyc's clock.
[05/03/22 18:36:32] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:41:30 towards level 52.
[05/06/22 06:38:36] ephemer0l got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:18:48 towards level 52.
[05/06/22 09:11:31] crysis, Jaxxsinn, and JamCow [1009/1741] have team battled ephemer0l, MELOONi, and Paganel [478/2159] and won! 0 days, 02:35:55 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/22 14:13:58] ephemer0l [399/593] has challenged muirrum [223/324] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:17:27 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[05/06/22 22:24:36] Destruia, ephemer0l, and bsleep [309/2040] have team battled CrashOverride, misha, and munkis [1847/2086] and lost! 0 days, 17:09:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/22 01:16:10] ephemer0l [73/593] has challenged t3chn0 [775/911] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:16 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[05/08/22 19:56:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ephemer0l 2 days, 00:26:37 toward level 52.
[05/09/22 12:57:37] ephemer0l [418/593] has challenged idlebot [780/1128] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[05/10/22 17:09:34] ephemer0l bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:23:43 towards level 53.
[05/11/22 02:08:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ephemer0l 8 days, 16:40:24 toward level 53.
[05/11/22 06:41:01] hugga [187/461] has challenged ephemer0l [158/593] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:35:34 is removed from hugga's clock.
[05/11/22 09:54:44] soltys [569/692] has come upon ephemer0l [28/593] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:49:54 is removed from soltys's clock.
[05/12/22 20:09:46] ephemer0l set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:00:41 from level 53.
[05/14/22 04:54:45] Alarien [121/640] has come upon ephemer0l [419/593] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:19:32 is added to Alarien's clock.
[05/15/22 06:40:20] xbill [709/1043] has come upon ephemer0l [239/593] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:49:18 is removed from xbill's clock.
[05/15/22 16:05:45] tswsl, Bkid, and gradator [230/1650] have team battled Helystraza, ephemer0l, and idleevil [623/1581] and lost! 3 days, 01:12:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/22 16:03:16] ephemer0l [112/593] has challenged csc2ya [534/725] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:46:14 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[05/16/22 19:45:41] ephemer0l got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:17:05 towards level 54.
[05/17/22 02:09:22] zifnab06 [279/803] has challenged ephemer0l [379/593] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:56:12 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[05/17/22 18:53:08] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:55:43 towards level 54.
[05/19/22 01:44:57] ephemer0l was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:19:29 from level 54.
[05/20/22 13:00:06] Tenorman [322/655] has come upon ephemer0l [201/593] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:57:23 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/23/22 01:08:47] ephemer0l learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:32:16 towards level 54.
[05/24/22 04:54:24] ephemer0l [322/593] has come upon Thorael [222/1039] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:47:47 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[05/24/22 08:09:02] MELOONi [549/901] has come upon ephemer0l [288/593] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:26:03 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[05/24/22 22:29:57] ephemer0l, idleneutral, and gradator [1233/1792] have team battled _sh, krin, and adamus1red [1406/2418] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/27/22 07:53:56] washclof [227/915] has come upon ephemer0l [148/593] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:01:26 is removed from washclof's clock.
[05/27/22 23:02:33] Gorek [987/996] has come upon ephemer0l [22/593] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:42:42 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[05/27/22 23:02:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ephemer0l with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 04:38:56 from level 54.
[05/28/22 13:53:46] MetaNova [148/500] has come upon ephemer0l [255/593] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:55:32 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[05/28/22 16:44:36] ephemer0l [532/593] has challenged kinus [213/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:21:50 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[05/29/22 11:17:01] ephemer0l tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:18:31 towards level 54.
[05/30/22 07:07:32] ephemer0l lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:04:57 from level 54.
[05/31/22 01:32:41] ephemer0l, JamCow, and freeboson [973/1918] have team battled vectr0n, solarsparq, and tsr [1788/2044] and lost! 0 days, 07:40:12 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/22 02:18:22] hockpa2e [278/462] has come upon ephemer0l [158/593] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:24:11 is removed from hockpa2e's clock.
[06/01/22 05:00:25] ephemer0l [119/593] has challenged idleevil [568/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:56 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[06/01/22 06:52:11] Geoff [257/616] has come upon ephemer0l [591/593] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:31:14 is added to Geoff's clock.
[06/01/22 16:26:31] Xenthys, Andrio, and AlexS [1002/2219] have team battled Crazycatlady, ephemer0l, and Jens [1118/1868] and lost! 1 day, 11:37:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/01/22 16:35:54] ephemer0l learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:35 towards level 54.
[06/02/22 00:02:16] ephemer0l [418/661] has challenged A_Dragon [257/894] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:37:33 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[06/02/22 13:42:36] ephemer0l found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:47:06 towards level 55.
[06/05/22 05:45:16] ephemer0l was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:07:32 from level 55.
[06/06/22 03:45:07] bobvador, Ferris, ephemer0l, and golgy have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/06/22 12:57:54] ephemer0l [528/661] has come upon Disruptor [441/1140] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:04:30 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[06/08/22 06:05:21] Centrixx, Beefcan, and ephemer0l [12/2200] have team battled GilbertErik, Cockatrice, and Svetland [547/1961] and lost! 0 days, 19:40:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/08/22 07:02:01] GilbertErik [441/658] has come upon ephemer0l [50/661] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:08:53 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[06/09/22 07:42:16] ephemer0l [484/665] has come upon Hex [23/574] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:27:44 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[06/12/22 00:35:58] ephemer0l caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:30:41 towards level 55.
[06/12/22 19:58:28] ephemer0l [342/665] has challenged HellSpawn [21/948] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:04:39 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[06/12/22 20:53:45] ephemer0l [543/665] has come upon Tangles [550/817] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:35:17 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[06/13/22 08:48:37] ephemer0l was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:01:04 from level 55.
[06/13/22 09:21:56] ephemer0l found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:56 towards level 55.
[06/14/22 10:46:39] LeD [11/471] has come upon ephemer0l [164/665] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:46:01 is added to LeD's clock.
[06/14/22 21:49:46] ephemer0l [169/665] has challenged Kritzefitz [694/945] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:38:08 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[06/15/22 19:54:22] pyre, iiriix, and damyan [703/2179] have team battled SSLbits, ephemer0l, and herald [1728/1830] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:38 is added to their clocks.
[06/17/22 19:38:41] ephemer0l [175/665] has challenged HellSpawn [161/948] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:08:57 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[06/18/22 15:12:21] ephemer0l [267/665] has come upon V [599/675] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:40:08 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[06/18/22 21:17:52] ephemer0l found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:49:40 towards level 56.
[06/20/22 14:03:55] CompanionCube, Misza, and postikana [435/2199] have team battled ephemer0l, ZOTTA, and Abe [153/1815] and won! 2 days, 08:16:55 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/22 20:31:13] CrashOverride [696/770] has challenged ephemer0l [85/665] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:31:39 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[06/22/22 15:13:32] Minus [353/482] has come upon ephemer0l [139/665] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:25:08 is removed from Minus's clock.
[06/23/22 00:05:17] ephemer0l [501/661] has challenged ChowderKeg [390/715] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:23:29 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[06/24/22 00:07:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ephemer0l 5 days, 08:08:40 toward level 56.
[06/24/22 17:00:18] ephemer0l [231/661] has come upon t3chn0 [63/902] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:28:27 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[06/26/22 01:06:59] ephemer0l, starlink, and t3chn0 [1707/2272] have team battled SirBummelz, GilbertErik, and herald [595/2008] and won! 0 days, 13:22:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/22 00:19:35] Omega, thornrag, and sky [1963/2321] have team battled brycec, Hirion, and ephemer0l [410/2180] and won! 0 days, 06:17:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/28/22 06:43:00] ephemer0l [27/661] has challenged Disruptor [54/1142] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[06/29/22 04:25:15] cadfael, bookworm, and ephemer0l [662/2221] have team battled ToHellWithGA, yano, and dyvonna [1039/2348] and lost! 1 day, 18:56:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/22 13:20:32] zifnab06, fstrelok, and kinus [130/1659] have team battled Abe, gegenschein, and ephemer0l [656/1983] and lost! 1 day, 17:45:47 is added to their clocks.
[06/30/22 22:51:08] ephemer0l was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:35:14 from level 57.
[07/01/22 08:31:06] ephemer0l [129/661] has come upon tmberg [48/854] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:39:01 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[07/01/22 10:52:14] cremefresh [647/741] has challenged ephemer0l [518/661] in combat and won! 6 days, 22:24:53 is removed from cremefresh's clock.
[07/01/22 22:54:43] idlegood [16/596] has challenged ephemer0l [70/661] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:01:47 is added to idlegood's clock.
[07/02/22 07:28:48] d4n13L [211/535] has come upon ephemer0l [90/661] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:40:26 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[07/05/22 00:36:56] SSLbits [31/520] has come upon ephemer0l [618/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:11:52 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[07/05/22 20:49:57] blabber [699/859] has come upon ephemer0l [657/664] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:50:14 is removed from blabber's clock.
[07/06/22 10:05:25] MELOONi [626/911] has come upon ephemer0l [528/664] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:58:56 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[07/07/22 07:26:21] sam [543/688] has come upon ephemer0l [478/664] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:30:19 is removed from sam's clock.
[07/08/22 00:27:48] heisenbug [24/556] has come upon ephemer0l [470/664] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:14:51 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[07/09/22 06:47:25] ephemer0l found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:40:28 towards level 57.
[07/10/22 18:30:23] ephemer0l hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:53 towards level 57.
[07/15/22 23:04:12] ephemer0l [465/675] has challenged hdm [828/968] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:46:40 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[07/16/22 02:34:52] Koffa [66/679] has come upon ephemer0l [594/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:15:14 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/16/22 12:06:52] ephemer0l [181/675] has challenged bookworm [363/689] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:23:45 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[07/17/22 01:07:01] unicron, StalkR, and ephemer0l [151/2109] have team battled JamCow, CornFly, and MrMagoo [1223/2082] and lost! 1 day, 06:02:48 is added to their clocks.
[07/18/22 06:27:07] ephemer0l [93/675] has come upon thornrag [555/657] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:02:07 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[07/18/22 19:27:35] ephemer0l [221/675] has come upon nya [420/803] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:40:04 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[07/19/22 03:06:17] Silvanus_Betrium [309/593] has come upon ephemer0l [552/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:42:12 is added to Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[07/20/22 15:51:01] ephemer0l, Acolarh, and apb [356/2267] have team battled Psilocybe, EddieT137, and aqsd [1002/2269] and lost! 0 days, 00:38:25 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/22 16:27:36] SCSi [203/602] has challenged ephemer0l [300/675] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:38:18 is added to SCSi's clock.
[07/21/22 17:50:26] GRIZZLYMAN, kinus, and Fehu [786/1300] have team battled VonToutCourt, Wolf, and ephemer0l [1350/2810] and lost! 0 days, 02:26:17 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/22 04:43:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ephemer0l 2 days, 02:54:18 toward level 57.
[07/24/22 16:15:23] Lord255, _sh, and allo [619/2344] have team battled Psilocybe, ephemer0l, and Fehu [1502/2276] and lost! 0 days, 15:02:40 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/22 10:42:46] Misza, <rainchick>, and ephemer0l [2150/2232] have team battled io, JamCow, and Fehu [1072/2223] and won! 0 days, 03:08:26 is removed from their clocks.
[07/27/22 04:46:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ephemer0l 0 days, 12:19:20 toward level 57.
[07/28/22 17:44:49] ephemer0l [211/675] has challenged gradator [594/715] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[07/29/22 04:14:28] ephemer0l discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:40:31 towards level 58.
[07/29/22 20:08:44] Psilocybe, ukleinek, and Beefcan [2170/2325] have team battled Forud, ephemer0l, and Tabmow [1382/2385] and won! 2 days, 03:10:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/22 18:29:24] ephemer0l hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:48:39 towards level 58.
[07/31/22 17:30:49] CornFly, muirrum, and dyvonna [96/1562] have team battled misha, talisein, and ephemer0l [6/1954] and won! 0 days, 02:37:47 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/22 18:24:24] Chuck, ephemer0l, and Covid-19 [681/1967] have team battled VOID, sam, and "\@_ [537/2311] and won! 5 days, 01:07:43 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/22 22:09:59] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:50:43 towards level 58.
[08/01/22 00:07:59] zankore, munkis, and ephemer0l [689/2447] have team battled shikhin, tomgus1, and Wolf [1481/2045] and lost! 2 days, 05:28:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/22 01:04:08] ephemer0l was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:10:26 towards level 58.
[08/01/22 07:38:59] beasty [175/222] has challenged ephemer0l [127/675] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from beasty's clock.
[08/03/22 01:34:05] ephemer0l [134/675] has challenged TauPan [562/808] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:30:18 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[08/03/22 11:15:39] BastelBot, ephemer0l, and tswsl [1220/1677] have team battled idlegood, MadMan, and bookworm [809/1795] and won! 0 days, 10:57:00 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/22 16:07:26] ephemer0l was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:15:11 from level 58.
[08/04/22 21:08:38] ephemer0l had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:05:07 towards level 58.
[08/05/22 20:50:43] nyuszika7h [255/666] has come upon ephemer0l [316/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:50:14 is added to nyuszika7h's clock.
[08/06/22 01:48:53] ephemer0l [125/675] has challenged cfjk [534/561] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:15:47 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[08/07/22 20:12:05] ephemer0l hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:20:59 towards level 58.
[08/07/22 22:17:31] Crazycatlady [158/674] has come upon ephemer0l [544/675] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:42:03 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/08/22 06:20:41] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:57:14 towards level 58.
[08/08/22 16:13:16] SirNeo [51/207] has challenged ephemer0l [524/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to SirNeo's clock.
[08/09/22 11:53:21] ephemer0l, Cirdan, LeD, and Alarien have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/11/22 20:10:57] ephemer0l saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:12:25 from level 58.
[08/12/22 17:05:44] ephemer0l discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:54 towards level 58.
[08/13/22 17:15:24] ephemer0l [496/675] has come upon TimWolla [709/776] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:36:30 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[08/13/22 18:27:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ephemer0l with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 09:05:39 from level 58.
[08/14/22 00:15:41] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:47 towards level 58.
[08/14/22 07:15:05] ephemer0l [259/675] has come upon jaxson [27/523] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:54:14 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[08/15/22 17:35:59] ephemer0l [400/675] has challenged Disruptor [329/1127] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:20:37 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[08/16/22 15:25:03] ephemer0l got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:01 towards level 58.
[08/17/22 10:35:17] ephemer0l [126/675] has challenged CrashOverride [595/739] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[08/17/22 15:25:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ephemer0l 30 days, 12:44:58 toward level 59.
[08/17/22 20:46:30] ephemer0l [86/675] has challenged fstrelok [196/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:38:49 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[08/18/22 07:30:54] ephemer0l was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:57:01 towards level 59.
[08/22/22 10:24:26] Paganel [601/668] has come upon ephemer0l [248/675] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 19:10:52 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[08/22/22 19:05:06] jaxson, Crazycatlady, and idlegood [1805/1995] have team battled StalkR, ephemer0l, and Xenthys [1850/2293] and lost! 3 days, 17:33:44 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/22 09:12:53] DownAndUp [169/630] has come upon ephemer0l [670/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:08:38 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[08/25/22 00:21:43] ephemer0l [664/675] has challenged megubyte [389/557] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:46:53 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[08/25/22 02:19:59] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:45:01 towards level 59.
[08/25/22 19:27:36] Acolarh [636/641] has challenged ephemer0l [552/675] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:07:52 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[08/25/22 20:52:18] ephemer0l found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:30 towards level 59.
[08/27/22 09:33:47] Psilocybe [899/1066] has challenged ephemer0l [627/675] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:38:20 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[08/27/22 14:49:51] ephemer0l [134/675] has challenged aqsd [467/565] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[08/27/22 20:24:08] ephemer0l found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:50:25 towards level 60.
[08/28/22 00:58:59] ephemer0l [313/675] has come upon BastelBot [256/544] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:59:59 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[08/28/22 05:07:19] ephemer0l discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:31:19 towards level 60.
[08/29/22 08:31:33] ephemer0l bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:41:41 towards level 60.
[08/29/22 09:44:02] soltys [474/925] has come upon ephemer0l [172/675] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:10:04 is removed from soltys's clock.
[08/29/22 16:05:47] ephemer0l found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:47:45 towards level 60.
[08/29/22 17:57:53] iiriix, ephemer0l, and TheSilentLink [61/2080] have team battled Ferris, bobvador, and zifnab06 [1563/2455] and lost! 5 days, 04:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/22 23:09:45] n0ssh [52/87] has challenged ephemer0l [205/675] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[08/30/22 12:00:15] pwae, ephemer0l, and zankore [2037/2130] have team battled Minus, canton7, and tomhek [1115/2301] and won! 5 days, 16:32:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/01/22 07:27:27] ephemer0l [429/675] has come upon Ganonk [199/200] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:47:59 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[09/01/22 10:59:08] ephemer0l [94/675] has challenged Koffa [14/643] in combat and won! 3 days, 08:01:37 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[09/01/22 23:05:31] ephemer0l got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:33:45 towards level 60.
[09/02/22 12:10:06] ephemer0l found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:18:42 towards level 60.
[09/04/22 20:16:10] ephemer0l got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:17:22 towards level 60.
[09/04/22 21:53:56] ephemer0l got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:42:13 towards level 60.
[09/07/22 05:38:01] ephemer0l was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:33:49 from level 60.
[09/07/22 23:27:39] ephemer0l [175/675] has come upon StalkR [253/768] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:47:20 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[09/08/22 00:10:00] ephemer0l [0/675] has come upon freeboson [835/842] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:14:11 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[09/08/22 15:45:19] ephemer0l tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:37:59 towards level 60.
[09/08/22 20:44:43] zbe [269/1009] has come upon ephemer0l [178/675] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:51:23 is removed from zbe's clock.
[09/08/22 21:10:09] ephemer0l was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:46:14 towards level 60.
[09/09/22 00:23:59] ephemer0l, Sombra, and mordac [1325/2128] have team battled aqsd, Algernon, and noex [530/1851] and won! 0 days, 05:53:13 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 00:37:34] ephemer0l [598/675] has challenged kenyon [168/950] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:31:10 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[09/09/22 03:45:23] CompanionCube, CodeGeek, and washclof [493/2862] have team battled thornrag, Kronan, and ephemer0l [226/2089] and won! 1 day, 07:41:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 15:27:13] ephemer0l learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:58:36 towards level 60.
[09/09/22 20:55:09] ephemer0l invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:05 towards level 60.
[09/10/22 16:00:25] ephemer0l got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:56 towards level 60.
[09/10/22 18:21:52] ephemer0l was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:27:09 towards level 60.
[09/11/22 06:40:36] Notir [297/829] has come upon ephemer0l [133/675] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:05:31 is removed from Notir's clock.
[09/11/22 10:07:07] ephemer0l [266/675] has come upon gildarts [333/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:13:32 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[09/11/22 11:49:59] ephemer0l [123/675] has challenged VonToutCourt [519/1347] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:27:06 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[09/12/22 00:58:21] KyloRen [357/400] has come upon ephemer0l [342/675] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:21:47 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[09/13/22 09:21:35] ephemer0l discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:15 towards level 60.
[09/13/22 17:04:36] ephemer0l [460/678] has challenged Aksej [403/585] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:32:19 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[09/14/22 17:54:30] RussellB, Sombra, and Cirdan [2259/2867] have team battled Fehu, ephemer0l, and eroc1990 [1706/1815] and won! 2 days, 06:22:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/22 20:17:06] ephemer0l [185/678] has come upon Alarien [394/612] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:24:57 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[09/14/22 22:33:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ephemer0l 24 days, 14:05:42 toward level 61.
[09/15/22 23:12:29] laama [302/731] has challenged ephemer0l [64/678] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:02:20 is removed from laama's clock.
[09/17/22 07:24:58] freeboson [709/842] has come upon ephemer0l [377/678] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:46:22 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[09/17/22 10:46:41] Togra, Chuck, and Platonides [548/2147] have team battled tmberg, ephemer0l, and EddieT137 [1829/2300] and lost! 1 day, 03:16:55 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/22 17:37:58] ephemer0l fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:54:55 from level 61.
[09/18/22 08:01:12] launchd [343/482] has come upon ephemer0l [109/678] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:08:55 is removed from launchd's clock.
[09/19/22 13:00:27] Puff, GRIZZLYMAN, and Platonides [1002/1949] have team battled Affliction, ephemer0l, and pasquale [753/2370] and won! 0 days, 09:40:59 is removed from their clocks.
[09/19/22 22:32:22] ephemer0l [105/678] has challenged Minus [186/753] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:08:31 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[09/20/22 06:08:01] ephemer0l stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:11:20 towards level 61.
[09/20/22 08:52:11] Affliction [661/729] has come upon ephemer0l [350/678] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:14:49 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[09/21/22 17:34:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ephemer0l 7 days, 15:33:48 toward level 61.
[09/22/22 03:10:33] Ganonk [38/422] has challenged ephemer0l [138/678] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:47:41 is added to Ganonk's clock.
[09/23/22 16:57:53] ephemer0l [487/678] has come upon Acolarh [46/641] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:32:18 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[09/23/22 17:51:52] ephemer0l [6/678] has challenged BastelBot [103/534] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:59:09 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[09/27/22 06:07:19] ephemer0l grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:36:08 towards level 61.
[09/28/22 01:04:59] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:14 towards level 61.
[09/28/22 07:48:56] bg [300/1073] has come upon ephemer0l [418/678] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:01:41 is added to bg's clock.
[09/28/22 16:16:39] ephemer0l [620/678] has challenged VOID [275/798] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:16:42 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[09/29/22 22:09:07] ephemer0l got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:26:04 from level 61.
[09/30/22 07:16:46] ephemer0l [149/678] has challenged tmberg [160/719] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[09/30/22 19:39:24] ephemer0l found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:16:13 towards level 62.
[10/03/22 18:41:05] RussellB [31/904] has challenged ephemer0l [541/678] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:37:45 is added to RussellB's clock.
[10/04/22 16:31:54] ephemer0l was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:57:58 towards level 62.
[10/04/22 23:58:08] hax404 [410/434] has come upon ephemer0l [241/678] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:46:05 is removed from hax404's clock.
[10/05/22 05:54:55] ephemer0l stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:41:54 towards level 62.
[10/05/22 11:51:25] ephemer0l [373/678] has challenged VonToutCourt [195/1324] in combat and won! 6 days, 14:42:36 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[10/06/22 05:15:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ephemer0l with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 05:01:23 from level 62.
[10/06/22 05:55:15] jaxson [513/523] has challenged ephemer0l [604/678] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:18:35 is added to jaxson's clock.
[10/08/22 20:56:36] crysis, Omega, and ephemer0l [1500/2416] have team battled SSLbits, cornfeedhobo, and Notir [1242/2137] and won! 2 days, 17:11:31 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/22 14:09:15] rawgreaze [765/834] has come upon ephemer0l [588/678] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:45:32 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[10/09/22 20:26:44] ephemer0l [241/678] has come upon Acolarh [703/880] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:13:51 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[10/09/22 20:26:44] ephemer0l [399/678] has come upon Acolarh [685/880] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:33:42 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[10/10/22 05:48:35] ephemer0l [65/678] has come upon EddieT137 [90/914] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:48:14 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[10/11/22 02:11:48] vegadark, Malvolio, and _sh [316/1978] have team battled sc, Aelane, and ephemer0l [249/2202] and won! 1 day, 14:03:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/22 17:03:22] talisein, ephemer0l, and MetaNova [752/2075] have team battled Merluzo, achin, and Zaratustra [2114/2193] and lost! 0 days, 10:51:56 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/22 09:33:03] ephemer0l was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:15:11 towards level 62.
[10/13/22 17:20:34] TheSilentLink, ephemer0l, and spex [1446/2412] have team battled eising, sky, and SirBummelz [1526/2310] and lost! 5 days, 18:29:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/22 13:59:56] ephemer0l [521/678] has come upon buyoq [380/913] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:38:40 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[10/15/22 23:11:51] Hex, Crazycatlady, and zankore [533/2127] have team battled ephemer0l, fstrelok, and spex [1710/2088] and lost! 0 days, 23:48:26 is added to their clocks.
[10/16/22 17:34:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ephemer0l 1 day, 13:44:37 toward level 62.
[10/16/22 17:37:20] Platonides [291/844] has come upon ephemer0l [424/682] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:20:42 is added to Platonides's clock.
[10/16/22 22:04:08] ephemer0l bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:33:01 towards level 62.
[10/17/22 03:24:32] ephemer0l had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:21:16 from level 62.
[10/17/22 11:52:51] _sh [614/776] has challenged ephemer0l [15/682] in combat and won! 10 days, 18:17:25 is removed from _sh's clock.
[10/17/22 12:31:42] ephemer0l [636/682] has come upon Bolded [677/896] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:56:03 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[10/17/22 22:10:51] Acolarh, "\@_, and JigmeDatse [1486/2745] have team battled bg, ephemer0l, and TimeWarp [719/2591] and won! 1 day, 10:04:09 is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/22 09:05:50] ChowderKeg [62/785] has come upon ephemer0l [431/682] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:28:05 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[10/18/22 12:02:12] ephemer0l was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:39:23 towards level 62.
[10/19/22 04:31:24] ephemer0l caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:25:39 towards level 62.
[10/19/22 13:03:17] <rainchick> [10/754] has challenged ephemer0l [234/682] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:22:16 is added to <rainchick>'s clock.
[10/21/22 02:11:03] Kachin [441/984] has challenged ephemer0l [512/682] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:36:25 is added to Kachin's clock.
[10/21/22 03:11:15] CornFly [13/594] has challenged ephemer0l [259/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:31:10 is added to CornFly's clock.
[10/21/22 08:22:08] ephemer0l found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:55:08 towards level 62.
[10/23/22 03:28:18] ephemer0l caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:31:13 towards level 62.
[10/23/22 09:57:21] Fehu [531/547] has come upon ephemer0l [314/682] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:54:30 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[10/23/22 19:26:29] ephemer0l [55/682] has challenged Omega [374/965] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:54:15 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[10/27/22 16:00:25] scumola, ephemer0l, and Sario [1313/2301] have team battled Fehu, Minus, and ChowderKeg [604/2126] and won! 1 day, 17:50:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/27/22 22:22:45] style [226/500] has come upon ephemer0l [574/682] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:31:56 is added to style's clock.
[10/28/22 05:00:50] ephemer0l discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:02 towards level 62.
[10/29/22 22:36:34] herald, hdm, and CornFly [1684/2295] have team battled ephemer0l, Fenrik, and HeavyPodda [148/2497] and won! 4 days, 09:27:49 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/22 06:00:57] ephemer0l [13/682] has come upon jaxson [389/523] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:58:23 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[10/30/22 16:29:31] brycec [982/993] has come upon ephemer0l [25/682] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:46:15 is removed from brycec's clock.
[10/31/22 04:40:28] ephemer0l caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:20:27 towards level 62.
[11/01/22 07:13:11] ephemer0l [373/682] has come upon Andrio [363/630] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:09:16 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[11/02/22 09:23:06] _sh, Cirdan, and tomhek [2477/2602] have team battled solarsparq, ephemer0l, and VonToutCourt [1481/2774] and won! 0 days, 06:22:57 is removed from their clocks.
[11/02/22 20:29:18] ephemer0l EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:26:42 from level 62.
[11/06/22 18:03:54] ephemer0l ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:01:22 from level 62.
[11/07/22 08:20:55] fstrelok [486/609] has challenged ephemer0l [572/682] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:38:09 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[11/08/22 01:06:15] ephemer0l [69/682] has come upon dyvonna [391/606] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:03:25 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[11/08/22 15:22:21] ephemer0l [350/693] has challenged TimWolla [676/895] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:38:12 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[11/08/22 21:10:05] linear [199/227] has challenged ephemer0l [24/693] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:35:42 is removed from linear's clock.
[11/13/22 20:23:44] ChowderKeg [305/785] has come upon ephemer0l [574/693] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:02:22 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[11/13/22 21:29:09] heisenbug, blabber, and _sh [1675/2318] have team battled ephemer0l, Aksej, and Acolarh [1938/2166] and lost! 3 days, 02:25:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/22 17:23:15] ephemer0l [215/697] has come upon nawcom [213/529] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:53:21 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[11/15/22 17:34:47] Algernon, aqsd, and ephemer0l [135/2232] have team battled kenyon, contyk, and Arch [293/2314] and lost! 0 days, 23:41:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/22 00:34:28] hax404 [60/449] has come upon ephemer0l [488/697] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:47:56 is added to hax404's clock.
[11/16/22 08:07:31] ephemer0l was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:16:52 from level 63.
[11/17/22 03:18:06] ephemer0l, yano, and TauPan [1265/2321] have team battled freeboson, Cockatrice, and tomhek [2244/2459] and lost! 0 days, 04:11:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/18/22 07:55:58] ephemer0l, spex, and Russell [2747/2781] have team battled tmberg, el, and Tenedos [1710/1992] and won! 1 day, 16:41:14 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/22 21:21:06] DownAndUp [521/599] has challenged ephemer0l [235/700] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:15:23 is removed from DownAndUp's clock.
[11/21/22 07:33:27] Lnk [509/851] has challenged ephemer0l [615/700] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:43:08 is added to Lnk's clock.
[11/23/22 15:17:11] fstrelok [158/613] has challenged ephemer0l [147/700] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:02:39 is removed from fstrelok's clock.
[11/24/22 14:01:05] ephemer0l [478/700] has come upon BastelBot [436/721] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:30:24 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[11/24/22 14:01:05] ephemer0l has dealt BastelBot a Critical Strike! 1 day, 13:56:31 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[11/24/22 23:55:06] CrashOverride [833/864] has come upon ephemer0l [554/700] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:05:15 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[11/25/22 05:22:07] ephemer0l [169/700] has come upon Pinkman [31/866] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:35:04 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[11/25/22 07:09:06] ephemer0l found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:07:43 towards level 63.
[11/25/22 17:05:56] pants [577/1165] has come upon ephemer0l [114/700] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:21:31 is removed from pants's clock.
[11/26/22 22:52:55] jayvee [604/783] has come upon ephemer0l [509/700] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:59:26 is removed from jayvee's clock.
[11/27/22 10:11:03] ephemer0l invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:03:18 towards level 63.
[11/27/22 23:45:53] ephemer0l gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:58:43 towards level 63.
[11/28/22 15:34:30] ephemer0l [163/700] has come upon tmberg [622/744] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:32:34 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[11/29/22 08:16:45] ephemer0l [71/700] has challenged Psilocybe [762/1110] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:57:14 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[11/29/22 17:37:46] Arch, pants, and kptr [1655/2290] have team battled ephemer0l, crank, and Asara [1483/2121] and won! 1 day, 20:01:13 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/22 22:04:29] ephemer0l had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:45:49 from level 63.
[12/01/22 01:20:53] bg, ephemer0l, and Crazycatlady [1519/2525] have team battled dyvonna, el, and Drin [1456/2089] and won! 1 day, 00:21:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/03/22 04:26:43] ephemer0l [439/700] has come upon gildarts [693/832] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 08:33:21 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[12/03/22 04:38:31] ephemer0l [604/700] has challenged Thorael [224/664] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:59:43 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[12/03/22 04:38:31] In the fierce battle, Thorael dropped their level 220 weapon! ephemer0l picks it up, tossing their old level 173 weapon to Thorael.
[12/03/22 09:23:38] BenDover [260/482] has challenged ephemer0l [234/747] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:12:08 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[12/04/22 00:23:25] ephemer0l [455/747] has come upon sky [170/886] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:14:56 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[12/04/22 04:41:59] ephemer0l got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:33:18 from level 63.
[12/04/22 08:07:14] sky, ephemer0l, and Pinkman [750/2499] have team battled Jens, laama, and zcy [1419/2009] and lost! 2 days, 04:59:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/22 14:04:27] ephemer0l was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:35:51 from level 63.
[12/04/22 17:32:24] thornrag, cornfeedhobo, and KindOne [115/1858] have team battled Covid-19, pwae, and ephemer0l [617/2446] and lost! 0 days, 05:59:13 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/22 10:50:47] thornrag [129/691] has challenged ephemer0l [528/747] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:09:35 is added to thornrag's clock.
[12/05/22 17:42:40] ephemer0l hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:59:29 towards level 63.
[12/06/22 08:17:21] CompanionCube, Gorek, and ephemer0l [1206/2359] have team battled Tuxx, canton7, and ahmubashshir [950/2090] and won! 2 days, 03:04:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/22 11:39:03] bookworm [425/678] has come upon ephemer0l [661/747] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:56:59 is added to bookworm's clock.
[12/07/22 06:00:58] kenyon [435/891] has challenged ephemer0l [317/747] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:11:22 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[12/08/22 17:09:27] ephemer0l [14/747] has challenged kinus [257/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:16:00 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[12/08/22 19:13:52] ephemer0l was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:16:26 from level 63.
[12/09/22 23:49:27] pasquale, Asara, and Cirdan [949/2510] have team battled ephemer0l, hugga, and tsr [662/2051] and won! 3 days, 00:49:19 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/22 22:26:15] ephemer0l [635/747] has come upon Bluedog [601/988] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:28:00 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[12/12/22 07:40:38] CrashOverride [401/864] has come upon ephemer0l [439/747] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:46:02 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[12/12/22 13:19:19] BenDover [77/482] has come upon ephemer0l [32/747] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:45:27 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[12/14/22 18:46:02] elf, ephemer0l, and Techman [2033/2451] have team battled laama, linear, and ChowderKeg [1559/2127] and won! 0 days, 01:58:27 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/22 22:35:10] ephemer0l found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:14 towards level 63.
[12/15/22 02:27:39] ephemer0l [593/747] has challenged jjasghar [784/959] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[12/15/22 14:37:35] anarcat, Koffa, and ephemer0l [1698/2578] have team battled Gorek, binaryhermit, and nawcom [203/2121] and won! 1 day, 12:52:41 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/22 21:31:35] ephemer0l ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:22:29 from level 64.
[12/16/22 18:55:12] ephemer0l bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:10:18 towards level 64.
[12/17/22 01:14:45] ephemer0l, allo, and mordac [358/2042] have team battled Centrixx, signofzeta, and tomhek [936/2849] and lost! 1 day, 04:19:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/22 01:55:47] ephemer0l [708/747] has challenged Wam [508/1036] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:59:22 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[12/27/22 03:26:07] Misza [857/1087] has challenged ephemer0l [510/747] in combat and won! 8 days, 21:03:18 is removed from Misza's clock.
[12/28/22 07:32:29] ephemer0l has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:22:00 from level 64.
[12/28/22 15:04:04] AlexS [468/512] has challenged ephemer0l [638/747] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:10:45 is added to AlexS's clock.
[12/28/22 18:25:18] VonToutCourt [980/1419] has come upon ephemer0l [721/747] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:28:45 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[12/29/22 17:44:09] DontEvenPeek [2/11] has challenged ephemer0l [595/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:37 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[12/30/22 08:36:32] bookworm, JigmeDatse, and laama [522/2158] have team battled ToHellWithGA, el, and ephemer0l [857/2489] and lost! 0 days, 09:42:12 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/22 19:24:58] ephemer0l got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:17:28 towards level 64.
[12/30/22 21:36:22] iiriix, misha, and io [184/2688] have team battled Pinkman, Tabmow, and ephemer0l [1124/2476] and lost! 1 day, 00:30:36 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/23 18:26:50] ephemer0l [624/747] has challenged drahthaar [35/1230] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:53:26 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[01/06/23 07:13:20] ephemer0l [428/747] has come upon aqsd [353/793] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 09:20:33 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[01/06/23 08:00:55] ephemer0l was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:32:06 from level 64.
[01/06/23 22:44:00] ephemer0l fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:16:36 from level 64.
[01/07/23 06:57:55] ephemer0l got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:43:55 from level 64.
[01/09/23 05:49:39] zcy [146/656] has come upon ephemer0l [380/747] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:24:31 is added to zcy's clock.
[01/09/23 18:09:44] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ephemer0l with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 00:05:48 from level 64.
[01/10/23 22:30:49] ephemer0l was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:22:14 from level 64.
[01/11/23 03:18:48] ephemer0l [195/747] has challenged vadas [44/513] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:31:47 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[01/11/23 16:34:46] ephemer0l saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 21:39:43 from level 64.
[01/12/23 18:56:05] ephemer0l has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:18:50 from level 64.
[01/13/23 01:32:49] enteral, solarsparq, and Faradome [1565/1968] have team battled Wolf, hax404, and ephemer0l [399/2006] and won! 1 day, 11:55:23 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/23 20:42:31] ephemer0l spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ephemer0l's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/14/23 10:39:56] ephemer0l [361/742] has come upon Hex [72/630] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:40:35 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[01/14/23 19:05:34] nowz, Stevland, and n0ssh [1359/1929] have team battled ephemer0l, Wolf, and MadMan [346/2039] and won! 0 days, 20:29:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/23 08:08:28] Chuck [99/676] has come upon ephemer0l [529/742] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:19:00 is added to Chuck's clock.
[01/16/23 21:42:07] magnor [243/245] has challenged ephemer0l [350/742] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to magnor's clock.
[01/18/23 00:55:47] nawcom, Acolarh, and t3chn0 [1819/2517] have team battled Alarien, ephemer0l, and drahthaar [1057/2615] and won! 1 day, 03:27:00 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/23 05:57:56] caeli, Cirdan, and DrinkyBird [1007/3124] have team battled Sario, Clarth, and ephemer0l [781/1808] and won! 1 day, 17:33:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/23 06:02:05] KingPimpCommand [43/188] has challenged ephemer0l [689/742] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to KingPimpCommand's clock.
[01/19/23 13:44:59] magnor, Asara, and confunctius [1688/1880] have team battled Cirdan, TimeWarp, and ephemer0l [971/2606] and won! 0 days, 02:49:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/21/23 13:55:15] ephemer0l [49/742] has come upon Arch [606/667] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:31:00 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[01/22/23 13:44:46] ephemer0l got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:10:55 from level 64.
[01/22/23 18:05:49] ephemer0l was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:34:09 from level 64.
[01/23/23 22:43:51] ephemer0l [487/742] has challenged Psilocybe [716/1115] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:08:04 is added to ephemer0l's clock.
[01/24/23 13:30:58] Faradome [392/562] has come upon ephemer0l [225/742] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:42:40 is removed from Faradome's clock.
[01/24/23 23:49:38] ephemer0l [677/742] has challenged contyk [551/768] in combat and won! 5 days, 13:45:13 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.