Player Info

User: sbp
Class: Shockadin
Admin?: No
Level: 59
Next level: 45 days, 03:13:57
Status: Online
Host: sbp!~sbp@apache/doge/sbp
Account Created: Mon Jun 7 19:29:08 2021
Last login: Sun Oct 20 14:15:02 2024
Total time idled: 273 days, 03:59:22
Current position: [236,343]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 36
boots: 21
charm: 59
gloves: 52
helm: 62 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 36
ring: 55
shield: 40
tunic: 39
weapon: 56

sum: 456

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 16:38:44
quit: 1 day, 12:37:07

total: 2 days, 05:15:51

Character Modifiers

[06/08/21 01:03:50] rawgreaze [171/192] has challenged sbp [0/4] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[06/08/21 01:59:00] sbp [14/28] has challenged Paganel [97/248] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/08/21 05:57:49] Kachin [17/29] has challenged sbp [36/81] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Kachin's clock.
[06/08/21 14:32:25] sbp [68/116] has challenged KindOne [56/228] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:10:07 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/08/21 15:53:56] Misza [160/241] has come upon sbp [98/116] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:03 is removed from Misza's clock.
[06/08/21 22:49:17] sbp [12/150] has challenged jaxson [42/245] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/08/21 23:36:41] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:09:42 towards level 22.
[06/09/21 06:06:28] MadMan [62/244] has challenged sbp [22/156] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[06/09/21 07:13:53] rfc2549 [197/297] has challenged sbp [33/182] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from rfc2549's clock.
[06/09/21 11:46:05] meskio [9/19] has challenged sbp [126/182] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to meskio's clock.
[06/09/21 12:06:46] sbp [68/182] has challenged tsr [3/245] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/09/21 17:34:30] sbp [97/189] has challenged heisenbug [160/276] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/09/21 19:25:17] charitwo [41/245] has challenged sbp [79/189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to charitwo's clock.
[06/10/21 00:51:50] sbp [25/189] has challenged KindOne [245/270] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/10/21 09:19:11] sbp [56/189] has challenged szczot3k [153/328] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/10/21 19:07:43] sbp [71/189] has challenged hdm [195/228] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/11/21 05:17:44] pyre, dwfreed, and pztrn [65/775] have team battled sbp, Makhno, and Crazycatlady [467/695] and lost! 0 days, 01:28:52 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/21 06:30:24] sbp [157/194] has challenged Bahhumbug [135/259] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/11/21 08:38:21] sbp set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:42 from level 30.
[06/11/21 11:12:29] Kite, Destruia, and pyre [156/796] have team battled ToHellWithGA, rfc2549, and sbp [95/722] and won! 0 days, 00:49:26 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/21 18:12:16] MetaNova [63/247] has challenged sbp [110/194] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[06/11/21 18:30:00] sbp [0/233] has challenged nicole [143/193] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to sbp's clock.
[06/12/21 04:09:35] AlexS [138/180] has challenged sbp [169/235] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to AlexS's clock.
[06/12/21 06:29:02] sbp lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:58 from level 31.
[06/12/21 08:53:57] nicole [230/236] has challenged sbp [198/235] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from nicole's clock.
[06/12/21 10:00:33] sbp [105/235] has challenged pyre [85/253] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/12/21 20:35:09] Sokar [274/319] has challenged sbp [121/235] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:06:13 is removed from Sokar's clock.
[06/13/21 01:16:46] sbp [249/256] has challenged Yarosh [230/255] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from sbp's clock.
[06/13/21 19:00:53] sbp [146/256] has challenged jayvee [7/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/06/21 04:46:05] sbp [210/263] has challenged TauPan [366/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/06/21 17:08:14] Abe [4/6] has challenged sbp [50/263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Abe's clock.
[07/07/21 08:29:18] sbp [248/263] has challenged blackroot [136/361] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/07/21 18:20:21] Yuhno [261/372] has come upon sbp [156/263] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:44:50 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[07/08/21 04:09:26] Majak [315/387] has challenged sbp [238/263] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:36:21 is removed from Majak's clock.
[07/08/21 11:14:07] sbp [278/280] has challenged Nechayev [183/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:29:09 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/08/21 17:35:27] sbp burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sbp's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/09/21 18:36:38] sbp [161/321] has challenged Crazycatlady [262/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/10/21 03:52:36] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:03:37 towards level 38.
[07/11/21 02:33:13] spex [179/362] has challenged sbp [115/321] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:01 is removed from spex's clock.
[07/11/21 10:49:11] sbp [310/335] has challenged Tenorman [119/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:35 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/11/21 21:00:36] Faradome [64/165] has challenged sbp [285/335] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to Faradome's clock.
[07/11/21 21:27:21] KyloRen [229/304] has challenged sbp [122/335] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:38 is removed from KyloRen's clock.
[07/12/21 16:49:39] Yarosh [25/335] has challenged sbp [152/335] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[07/13/21 08:45:35] sbp [154/336] has challenged Paperclip [424/575] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/13/21 10:48:06] sbp, megubyte, and Asara [62/1200] have team battled Quack, Bluedog, and BootsNPC [802/1010] and lost! 0 days, 08:49:06 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/21 19:04:56] shikhin [303/403] has challenged sbp [250/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:50:26 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[07/14/21 03:42:27] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:21:59 towards level 40.
[07/14/21 05:45:04] eising [210/436] has come upon sbp [47/336] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:43:08 is removed from eising's clock.
[07/14/21 10:14:34] sbp [124/336] has come upon ShiaLabeouf [190/333] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:40:24 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/14/21 15:04:26] ShiaLabeouf [170/333] has come upon sbp [275/336] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:26:03 is added to ShiaLabeouf's clock.
[07/15/21 12:06:25] sbp got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:00 from level 40.
[07/16/21 03:51:30] sbp [238/371] has challenged BUSY [238/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:56:35 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/16/21 19:41:24] sbp was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:13:39 from level 41.
[07/17/21 02:22:25] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:03:28 towards level 41.
[07/17/21 09:40:12] Zaratustra, sheu, and anarcat [264/1443] have team battled sbp, munkis, and Majak [655/1144] and lost! 0 days, 06:29:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/17/21 12:27:02] simple [552/557] has come upon sbp [219/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:34:50 is removed from simple's clock.
[07/17/21 18:12:31] hdm [265/494] has challenged sbp [223/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:22:42 is removed from hdm's clock.
[07/18/21 11:12:18] sbp [201/371] has challenged trashicus [391/569] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/18/21 23:00:19] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:59:33 towards level 42.
[07/20/21 17:28:57] Cirdan [169/442] has come upon sbp [149/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:52:57 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[07/21/21 13:33:26] sbp [36/384] has challenged Paganel [281/332] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/22/21 04:15:14] Arch [314/375] has challenged sbp [325/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Arch's clock.
[07/23/21 15:37:21] dwfreed [297/407] has come upon sbp [36/384] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:50:39 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[07/23/21 17:12:52] Cirdan, Crazycatlady, and Oblomov [545/1472] have team battled MELOONi, sbp, and t3chn0 [955/1289] and lost! 0 days, 21:02:51 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/21 02:15:03] BMO, Absalom, and Asara [479/1060] have team battled pfoley, sbp, and drahthaar [801/1178] and lost! 0 days, 03:16:07 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/21 22:23:20] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:48:45 towards level 43.
[07/25/21 07:43:55] sbp [50/384] has challenged chiastre [448/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/25/21 14:26:49] bg [34/399] has challenged sbp [221/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to bg's clock.
[07/25/21 14:59:02] postikana [146/232] has challenged sbp [15/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:25:50 is removed from postikana's clock.
[07/26/21 02:38:21] DownAndUp [67/199] has challenged sbp [156/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[07/26/21 04:15:49] sbp [213/384] has come upon pztrn [93/387] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:20:16 is removed from sbp's clock.
[07/26/21 11:42:44] Koffa [145/512] has come upon sbp [292/384] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:40:35 is added to Koffa's clock.
[07/26/21 17:30:19] HeavyPodda [192/414] has challenged sbp [59/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:36 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[07/27/21 03:27:35] nyuszika7h [312/394] has challenged sbp [207/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:16:18 is removed from nyuszika7h's clock.
[07/27/21 14:25:50] pastly [119/295] has challenged sbp [19/384] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:14:00 is removed from pastly's clock.
[07/29/21 07:48:53] sbp [197/393] has challenged Nechayev [436/446] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to sbp's clock.
[07/29/21 18:41:26] V [359/553] has challenged sbp [180/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:07:46 is removed from V's clock.
[07/30/21 01:05:44] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:02 towards level 45.
[07/30/21 08:56:30] Yarosh [294/363] has come upon sbp [285/393] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:56:12 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[07/31/21 13:50:48] meti [350/382] has challenged sbp [31/393] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:44:55 is removed from meti's clock.
[07/31/21 16:12:22] KeboDK [18/77] has challenged sbp [230/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to KeboDK's clock.
[08/01/21 09:42:30] sbp [246/393] has come upon soltys [156/493] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:47:57 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/02/21 20:54:12] sbp [272/393] has challenged Arch [395/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/03/21 06:09:05] Iines [209/529] has come upon sbp [318/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:54:44 is added to Iines's clock.
[08/03/21 11:05:24] sbp [4/393] has challenged Angelina [15/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:56:12 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/05/21 15:56:12] Globbs [82/378] has come upon sbp [179/393] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:20:32 is added to Globbs's clock.
[08/06/21 22:36:12] lunakira [7/13] has challenged sbp [269/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to lunakira's clock.
[08/08/21 11:42:30] BUSY, sbp, and JigmeDatse [296/1095] have team battled Ankhers, Russell, and nawcom [932/1607] and lost! 0 days, 03:11:50 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/21 17:52:18] csc2ya [40/356] has challenged sbp [8/396] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:03:14 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[08/09/21 06:53:28] sbp [369/396] has challenged Jens [271/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/09/21 10:36:52] sbp [217/396] has challenged Nechayev [381/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:12:45 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/10/21 02:25:22] JeDa [23/473] has come upon sbp [259/396] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:32:41 is added to JeDa's clock.
[08/10/21 15:02:04] drahthaar, DrWhax, and freeboson [853/1734] have team battled simple, sid3windr, and sbp [1539/1852] and lost! 1 day, 11:39:57 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/21 10:22:52] bg, sbp, and MrGlass [679/1409] have team battled Tenedos, crysis, and DownAndUp [588/1293] and won! 0 days, 18:36:39 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/21 16:46:39] tswsl, hdm, and gdm [1202/1467] have team battled gettu, cremefresh, and sbp [885/1342] and won! 0 days, 22:48:34 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/21 17:36:48] TimWolla [364/554] has come upon sbp [290/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:08:34 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[08/12/21 04:00:22] Nechayev [401/467] has come upon sbp [230/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:56:14 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[08/12/21 16:37:29] nCrazed, texke, and sbp [174/1164] have team battled uovobw, Pricey, and nya [1096/1703] and lost! 0 days, 08:50:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/21 06:45:28] Yuhno [348/405] has come upon sbp [311/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:00:20 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[08/13/21 18:21:48] adamus1red [81/475] has challenged sbp [257/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[08/14/21 21:39:53] sbp [24/388] has challenged style [253/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/14/21 21:56:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 3 days, 15:40:43 toward level 48.
[08/14/21 22:06:39] shymega [9/24] has challenged sbp [286/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to shymega's clock.
[08/15/21 00:52:37] nCrazed [333/389] has come upon sbp [20/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:58:17 is removed from nCrazed's clock.
[08/15/21 13:29:05] allo, kenyon, and Gorek [414/1544] have team battled el, sbp, and t3chn0 [807/1464] and lost! 0 days, 10:22:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/21 02:17:47] bg, shymega, and sbp [972/1000] have team battled cremefresh, cornfeedhobo, and Abe [126/1224] and won! 0 days, 00:08:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/16/21 04:01:39] Centrixx [215/486] has challenged sbp [277/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[09/08/21 05:46:51] BastelBot, ToHellWithGA, and gradator [1006/1654] have team battled sbp, clubbprez, and anarcat [1390/1479] and lost! 0 days, 03:42:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/08/21 21:04:21] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:38:47 towards level 48.
[09/09/21 01:27:16] Kritzefitz [148/383] has come upon sbp [116/388] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:43:34 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[09/09/21 02:34:56] Kronan [193/431] has challenged sbp [289/388] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Kronan's clock.
[09/10/21 07:08:48] sbp [325/392] has challenged zbe [361/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/11/21 08:54:14] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:41:47 towards level 49.
[09/11/21 20:59:41] Gorek [61/698] has come upon sbp [292/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:16:58 is added to Gorek's clock.
[09/12/21 12:47:05] Abe [154/445] has challenged sbp [323/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:12:59 is added to Abe's clock.
[09/12/21 20:27:28] sbp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:47:05 towards level 49.
[09/13/21 08:39:16] sbp got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:47:50 towards level 49.
[09/14/21 07:57:30] sbp [65/392] has challenged Jens [233/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:59 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/15/21 01:53:52] sbp, brycec, and Bluedog [388/1420] have team battled Kronan, Acolarh, and Svetland [862/1479] and lost! 0 days, 14:31:53 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/21 16:02:12] Russell [84/663] has challenged sbp [207/392] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to Russell's clock.
[09/16/21 20:30:35] buyoq, meskio, and sbp [522/1163] have team battled MetaNova, apb, and gdm [1279/1523] and lost! 0 days, 09:43:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/17/21 13:37:30] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:39 towards level 49.
[09/19/21 03:08:52] sbp [170/392] has challenged Algernon [187/505] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/19/21 09:11:54] sheu [507/518] has challenged sbp [256/392] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:10:51 is removed from sheu's clock.
[09/19/21 15:47:28] sbp set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:39:08 from level 50.
[09/19/21 17:10:46] Fenrik [159/434] has come upon sbp [209/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:32:03 is added to Fenrik's clock.
[09/19/21 17:37:18] kline [261/432] has come upon sbp [78/392] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:15:13 is removed from kline's clock.
[09/20/21 13:12:30] sbp EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:22:10 from level 50.
[09/21/21 02:01:37] jaxson, li, and sbp [594/1182] have team battled TimWolla, d4n13L, and Sergio [990/1659] and lost! 1 day, 06:41:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/21 18:41:11] zgrep [153/545] has come upon sbp [345/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:55:38 is added to zgrep's clock.
[09/22/21 20:39:47] buyoq [157/360] has come upon sbp [73/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:16:34 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[09/23/21 00:43:42] Yarosh [271/431] has come upon sbp [41/392] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:54:39 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[09/24/21 17:05:40] scornn, Kritzefitz, and coding_monk [347/1215] have team battled sbp, hax404, and TauPan [1349/1376] and lost! 0 days, 19:12:29 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/21 23:50:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 4 days, 08:51:56 toward level 50.
[09/26/21 00:19:14] sbp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:44:52 towards level 50.
[09/26/21 02:08:05] krin [11/447] has come upon sbp [80/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:06:12 is added to krin's clock.
[09/26/21 02:16:54] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:44:24 towards level 50.
[09/26/21 08:48:13] MrMagoo [87/125] has come upon sbp [301/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:00:50 is added to MrMagoo's clock.
[09/27/21 02:44:08] apb [96/651] has challenged sbp [342/392] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to apb's clock.
[09/27/21 20:23:43] sbp [130/429] has challenged rs [291/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/30/21 05:55:36] gerry666 [616/624] has challenged sbp [270/429] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from gerry666's clock.
[09/30/21 07:22:43] sbp [399/429] has come upon Nysdar [508/517] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:43:37 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/30/21 10:11:27] tsr [459/466] has come upon sbp [317/429] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:18:58 is removed from tsr's clock.
[09/30/21 10:11:27] tsr has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 1 day, 06:20:41 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/01/21 04:56:07] Schmendrick [53/155] has challenged sbp [52/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:20:07 is removed from Schmendrick's clock.
[10/02/21 15:20:02] kline [362/540] has come upon sbp [137/429] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:39:11 is removed from kline's clock.
[10/03/21 14:21:14] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:51:20 towards level 51.
[10/04/21 17:21:44] el [327/625] has come upon sbp [123/429] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:54:43 is removed from el's clock.
[10/06/21 11:38:16] sbp [275/429] has challenged t3chn0 [323/561] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:54:33 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/22/21 18:24:28] sbp learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:42 towards level 51.
[11/22/21 19:18:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 0 days, 22:33:30 toward level 51.
[11/23/21 00:23:40] sbp [131/429] has challenged Cirdan [629/849] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:18:28 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/23/21 04:02:59] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:28:48 towards level 51.
[11/23/21 17:27:22] Tangles [439/599] has challenged sbp [283/429] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:11:40 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[11/24/21 01:29:06] Carl [548/585] has challenged sbp [165/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:42:25 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/24/21 06:59:09] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:40:45 towards level 51.
[11/24/21 08:12:48] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:26 from level 51.
[11/24/21 21:18:20] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:34 from level 51.
[11/25/21 15:52:19] bananaboat, tomhek, and sbp [1349/1679] have team battled thornrag, Lord255, and Fenrik [251/1905] and won! 0 days, 00:33:39 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/21 16:54:51] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:36 towards level 51.
[11/25/21 18:03:17] sbp [162/429] has challenged Bluedog [569/950] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:50:24 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/27/21 07:51:25] CompanionCube, bobvador, and crank [827/2200] have team battled MistahKel, pwae, and sbp [1081/1558] and lost! 0 days, 00:43:16 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/21 15:19:01] Disruptor [224/565] has come upon sbp [348/429] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:22:09 is added to Disruptor's clock.
[11/28/21 20:11:13] Ungoliant, Kritzefitz, and buyoq [1023/1864] have team battled canton7, Tenedos, and sbp [1076/1568] and lost! 0 days, 12:33:29 is added to their clocks.
[11/28/21 21:50:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 6 days, 17:05:57 toward level 52.
[11/28/21 22:39:02] bananaboat [11/523] has come upon sbp [393/429] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:41:13 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/29/21 04:00:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 3 days, 06:16:55 toward level 52.
[11/29/21 17:23:43] nawcom, kinus, and uovobw [942/1444] have team battled jacob1, Sokar, and sbp [1544/1944] and lost! 0 days, 04:37:49 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/21 07:35:30] sbp [376/429] has challenged Drin [569/758] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/30/21 13:58:24] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:33:44 towards level 53.
[11/30/21 14:13:06] eising [540/575] has come upon sbp [401/429] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:55:08 is removed from eising's clock.
[11/30/21 19:16:07] sbp invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:20:38 towards level 53.
[12/01/21 02:05:55] sbp [115/429] has challenged rs [252/459] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:55:11 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/02/21 06:32:26] HellSpawn, Paganel, and sbp [926/1712] have team battled spex, judahnator, and kptr [415/1454] and won! 0 days, 03:00:48 is removed from their clocks.
[12/02/21 16:34:29] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:23:29 towards level 53.
[12/02/21 19:13:54] mrmonday, Paperclip, and Algernon [947/1528] have team battled sbp, Feoh, and Paganel [156/1769] and won! 0 days, 01:12:20 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/21 09:21:21] sbp [159/432] has challenged hiding [11/616] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:03:47 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/04/21 11:04:31] sbp [175/432] has come upon Lenny_ [5/405] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:05:11 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/05/21 18:17:37] gradator [583/631] has come upon sbp [202/432] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 06:30:16 is removed from gradator's clock.
[12/05/21 18:17:37] gradator has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:58:01 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/05/21 18:27:42] sbp [267/432] has challenged Centrixx [241/528] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:44:43 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/06/21 08:47:38] coding_monk [52/440] has come upon sbp [317/432] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:18:26 is added to coding_monk's clock.
[12/06/21 09:37:54] kptr [506/540] has come upon sbp [371/432] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:14:03 is removed from kptr's clock.
[12/06/21 11:24:46] sbp [348/432] has come upon HellSpawn [280/604] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:57:42 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/06/21 12:05:10] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:25:49 towards level 53.
[12/07/21 09:25:33] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:16 towards level 53.
[12/07/21 16:27:35] dxrt [310/372] has challenged sbp [219/432] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from dxrt's clock.
[12/08/21 12:14:37] Fehu [432/501] has come upon sbp [71/432] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:17:13 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[12/08/21 15:33:14] Mattusmindus [613/797] has come upon sbp [136/432] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:26:35 is removed from Mattusmindus's clock.
[12/09/21 07:08:59] Xenthys [325/397] has come upon sbp [52/432] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:27:51 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[12/10/21 07:03:58] sbp [266/432] has challenged Nuae [179/473] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:48:34 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/10/21 13:57:37] Kronan [439/679] has challenged sbp [181/432] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from Kronan's clock.
[12/12/21 04:31:38] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:05 towards level 54.
[12/13/21 06:41:03] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:51:03 towards level 54.
[12/14/21 08:02:59] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:56:06 from level 54.
[12/14/21 17:21:35] DrinkyBird [486/540] has come upon sbp [236/432] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:17:03 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/15/21 09:15:36] unicron [277/638] has challenged sbp [417/432] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:31:06 is added to unicron's clock.
[12/16/21 08:20:31] soltys [334/513] has challenged sbp [295/432] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:18:36 is removed from soltys's clock.
[12/16/21 10:28:59] gildarts, buZz, jacob1, and sbp have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/16/21 17:22:18] sbp [6/432] has challenged idlebot [167/1052] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:19:22 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/17/21 05:58:11] sbp spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! sbp's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/18/21 04:45:06] Lenny_, strife, and sbp [99/1058] have team battled sc, caeli, and _sh [1780/2068] and lost! 0 days, 02:53:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/18/21 08:42:13] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:51:12 towards level 54.
[12/21/21 01:35:17] canton7, aqsd, and heisenbug [650/1752] have team battled zbe, nya, and sbp [1491/1558] and lost! 2 days, 01:28:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/21 22:48:01] Cirdan [306/879] has challenged sbp [267/428] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:28:43 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[12/23/21 04:57:47] sbp [59/428] has challenged Feoh [270/661] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/23/21 12:55:43] sbp [180/428] has challenged cfebs [555/593] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:12:18 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/23/21 13:55:01] sbp [7/428] has come upon damyan [118/500] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:25:02 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/24/21 04:58:54] sbp [180/428] has challenged Notir [382/562] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:51:53 is added to sbp's clock.
[12/24/21 16:47:33] kptr [12/536] has come upon sbp [79/431] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:56:34 is added to kptr's clock.
[12/25/21 15:18:09] DrinkyBird [222/540] has come upon sbp [230/431] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:26:06 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/25/21 20:45:19] cremefresh, sbp, A_Dragon, and Crazycatlady have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/21 23:08:33] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:08:09 towards level 55.
[12/26/21 23:11:58] coding_monk [47/440] has come upon sbp [59/431] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:38:57 is added to coding_monk's clock.
[12/27/21 13:30:36] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:41:54 towards level 55.
[12/27/21 17:15:01] Tangles [39/599] has challenged sbp [20/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:21 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[12/27/21 20:36:58] sbp [429/431] has come upon jaxson [315/467] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:49:10 is removed from sbp's clock.
[12/29/21 04:34:41] SpaceCowboyNeo [92/109] has challenged sbp [256/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to SpaceCowboyNeo's clock.
[12/30/21 12:36:15] MrMagoo [163/507] has come upon sbp [354/431] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:06:50 is added to MrMagoo's clock.
[01/01/22 00:36:28] golgy [482/543] has challenged sbp [199/431] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:07:37 is removed from golgy's clock.
[01/02/22 01:10:16] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:46:59 towards level 55.
[01/02/22 19:45:20] Kronan [637/712] has challenged sbp [60/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:27:07 is removed from Kronan's clock.
[02/08/22 07:20:34] sbp, tsr, and KeboDK [650/1805] have team battled talisein, xbill, and eising [68/1903] and won! 1 day, 00:24:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/22 06:49:45] el [534/630] has challenged sbp [193/431] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:32:54 is removed from el's clock.
[02/10/22 14:44:53] fizz [389/703] has challenged sbp [201/431] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:26 is removed from fizz's clock.
[02/10/22 16:05:48] sbp burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! sbp's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/11/22 19:32:20] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:36 towards level 55.
[02/12/22 07:20:43] sbp [28/427] has challenged HellSpawn [481/690] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/15/22 01:20:45] sbp got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:35:38 towards level 56.
[02/15/22 18:16:41] sbp, fattrat, and spex [788/1533] have team battled Primetime, cremefresh, and Kritzefitz [1105/1984] and lost! 4 days, 05:49:14 is added to their clocks.
[02/15/22 21:23:35] dxrt, sbp, and d4n13L [948/1208] have team battled The_Decryptor, tswsl, and starlink [512/2142] and won! 0 days, 06:15:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/22 04:58:01] RussellB [89/839] has challenged sbp [170/427] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:39:56 is added to RussellB's clock.
[02/16/22 12:17:56] judahnator [365/456] has challenged sbp [298/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:51:50 is removed from judahnator's clock.
[02/17/22 01:20:34] Crazycatlady [415/731] has challenged sbp [401/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:10:15 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[02/17/22 01:20:34] Crazycatlady has dealt sbp a Critical Strike! 5 days, 00:27:23 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/17/22 20:40:24] io, DrinkyBird, and meti [2014/2106] have team battled ShiaLabeouf, allo, and sbp [14/1846] and won! 4 days, 23:19:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/18/22 03:25:32] sbp [410/427] has challenged womblecat [369/761] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:50:12 is removed from sbp's clock.
[02/18/22 17:28:18] JackyB [267/379] has challenged sbp [154/427] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:04:09 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[02/18/22 18:48:47] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:17:15 towards level 56.
[02/19/22 02:30:01] csc2ya [487/687] has challenged sbp [257/427] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:48:16 is removed from csc2ya's clock.
[02/19/22 08:31:06] sbp [30/427] has challenged Wolf [96/790] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:54:02 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/19/22 17:03:53] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:51:20 towards level 56.
[02/20/22 15:30:44] sbp was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:28:36 from level 56.
[02/21/22 13:37:45] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:01:01 towards level 56.
[02/21/22 14:38:00] sbp was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:23:11 from level 56.
[02/22/22 18:22:39] coding_monk [255/575] has come upon sbp [152/427] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:41:27 is removed from coding_monk's clock.
[02/23/22 11:52:20] el [624/644] has come upon sbp [152/427] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:15:41 is removed from el's clock.
[02/23/22 12:50:07] sbp [319/427] has challenged zgrep [536/597] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:03:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[02/25/22 23:46:42] hugga [59/412] has challenged sbp [6/427] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from hugga's clock.
[02/26/22 11:02:57] sbp was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:31:05 towards level 56.
[02/26/22 23:56:45] cremefresh [317/765] has challenged sbp [27/427] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:55:39 is removed from cremefresh's clock.
[02/27/22 01:06:27] sbp [334/427] has challenged Wam [280/965] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:05:19 is removed from sbp's clock.
[03/01/22 09:51:56] sbp [366/421] has come upon Disruptor [658/874] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:44:26 is added to sbp's clock.
[03/01/22 14:55:37] bananaboat, ryp, and aqsd [1284/1341] have team battled ukleinek, sbp, and nawcom [374/1520] and won! 0 days, 01:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/01/22 14:55:45] sbp found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:20:28 towards level 56.
[08/04/22 02:34:55] ToHellWithGA [583/1016] has come upon sbp [210/421] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:10:47 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[08/04/22 04:46:05] beasty [99/294] has challenged sbp [4/421] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:54:12 is removed from beasty's clock.
[08/04/22 09:19:17] gradator [517/715] has come upon sbp [410/421] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:44:15 is removed from gradator's clock.
[08/04/22 18:50:58] sbp lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:59:21 from level 56.
[08/05/22 11:45:59] sbp [13/421] has challenged Khorne [585/964] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:54:20 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/05/22 19:47:37] sbp [0/421] has challenged "\@_ [111/855] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:36:53 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/07/22 09:24:50] sbp broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:21:37 from level 56.
[08/07/22 20:05:13] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:55:44 towards level 56.
[08/08/22 03:58:48] sbp [170/421] has challenged hdm [146/939] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:33:34 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/08/22 04:27:17] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:21:37 towards level 56.
[08/09/22 21:24:18] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:24:53 towards level 56.
[08/09/22 23:52:47] Ungoliant [329/736] has challenged sbp [41/424] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:55:39 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[08/10/22 14:32:26] dyvonna [420/605] has come upon sbp [11/424] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:11:08 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[08/12/22 01:24:44] LeD [106/521] has come upon sbp [88/424] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:37:45 is removed from LeD's clock.
[08/12/22 11:06:49] sbp [374/424] has challenged nawcom [389/612] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/12/22 11:53:13] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:30:38 towards level 57.
[08/12/22 13:20:34] sbp [114/424] has challenged kzootech [429/553] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:59:45 is added to sbp's clock.
[08/12/22 15:38:23] sbp was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:58:18 from level 57.
[08/12/22 23:26:15] Tangles, SSLbits, and StalkR [1671/2014] have team battled sbp, Fenrik, and Omega [1545/2380] and won! 0 days, 08:35:42 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/22 23:15:29] sbp was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:38:24 towards level 57.
[08/14/22 16:30:52] munkis [315/861] has challenged sbp [406/424] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:08:23 is added to munkis's clock.
[08/15/22 07:33:52] gegenschein [579/1096] has challenged sbp [77/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:35:11 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[08/15/22 19:32:39] sbp ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:00:16 from level 57.
[08/16/22 00:27:41] Kritzefitz [572/993] has come upon sbp [42/424] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:25:22 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/16/22 04:35:56] sbp got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:42:09 towards level 57.
[08/16/22 08:45:18] sbp had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:24:54 from level 57.
[08/16/22 10:09:17] zbe [506/749] has challenged sbp [384/424] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:51:04 is removed from zbe's clock.
[08/16/22 11:47:01] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:27:11 towards level 57.
[08/16/22 23:29:17] Ecko, sbp, and Algernon [1452/1978] have team battled Pricey, ToHellWithGA, and pyre [2144/2594] and lost! 2 days, 11:42:54 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/22 16:36:20] elf, slim, and sbp [470/1593] have team battled damyan, kiska, and _sh [995/2388] and lost! 3 days, 08:56:17 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/22 18:15:30] Pricey [441/683] has come upon sbp [259/424] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:48:19 is removed from Pricey's clock.
[08/21/22 06:28:55] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:09 towards level 57.
[08/21/22 14:37:31] Omega [699/969] has challenged sbp [420/424] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:19:52 is removed from Omega's clock.
[08/21/22 21:22:56] buzel, Bolded, and thornrag [2028/2211] have team battled jello, sbp, and tomhek [5/1552] and won! 0 days, 06:37:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/22 00:43:51] rawgreaze [399/827] has challenged sbp [254/419] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[08/25/22 10:24:28] postikana [80/450] has come upon sbp [376/419] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:39:29 is added to postikana's clock.
[08/25/22 14:15:28] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:48:20 towards level 57.
[08/25/22 18:36:45] talisein [491/762] has come upon sbp [406/419] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:11:59 is removed from talisein's clock.
[08/26/22 02:15:38] Ankhers [369/664] has come upon sbp [390/419] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:08:31 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[08/27/22 04:00:29] sbp fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:52:20 from level 57.
[08/27/22 23:30:10] Cirdan, adamus1red, and Lord255 [1116/2734] have team battled sbp, megubyte, and Ganonk [192/1105] and won! 0 days, 13:33:30 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/22 08:35:36] yano [221/750] has come upon sbp [64/419] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:11:47 is removed from yano's clock.
[08/30/22 02:27:14] nyuszika7h [508/646] has come upon sbp [271/419] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 12:32:28 is removed from nyuszika7h's clock.
[08/31/22 17:55:33] Nuae [25/680] has challenged sbp [298/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:51:29 is added to Nuae's clock.
[09/01/22 04:07:59] sbp was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:05:49 towards level 57.
[09/01/22 09:58:56] sbp [138/419] has challenged nya [532/800] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:59:25 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/01/22 17:07:28] kenyon, gradator, and sbp [53/2084] have team battled herald, tswsl, and Affliction [1510/2029] and lost! 0 days, 17:52:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/22 19:09:37] canton7 [163/745] has come upon sbp [402/419] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:35:11 is added to canton7's clock.
[09/03/22 11:24:19] Misza, Tabmow, and ion [2247/2632] have team battled sbp, Alarien, and Theleveler [1366/1956] and won! 4 days, 00:00:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/22 21:55:37] VOID [650/788] has come upon sbp [217/419] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:01:51 is removed from VOID's clock.
[09/04/22 15:48:24] tswsl, A_Dragon, and eroc1990 [475/2149] have team battled rawgreaze, sbp, and Drin [1647/1801] and lost! 0 days, 03:57:16 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/22 22:26:47] gradator [634/715] has challenged sbp [61/419] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:54:42 is removed from gradator's clock.
[09/07/22 08:59:23] iiriix [445/699] has come upon sbp [224/419] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:09:19 is removed from iiriix's clock.
[09/07/22 18:31:18] Paganel [143/668] has challenged sbp [94/419] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:25:36 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[09/09/22 10:10:55] sbp discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:23:59 towards level 57.
[09/09/22 17:31:42] Feras [202/227] has challenged sbp [4/419] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:13 is removed from Feras's clock.
[09/09/22 22:32:24] sbp lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:03:47 from level 57.
[09/12/22 05:58:25] sbp, JigmeDatse, and Cockatrice [670/1680] have team battled jaxson, damyan, and cfjk [480/1639] and won! 0 days, 05:27:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/22 13:23:48] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:09:58 towards level 57.
[09/13/22 01:54:45] Gradios [210/289] has challenged sbp [312/419] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:47:12 is added to Gradios's clock.
[09/13/22 06:59:43] Wolf, yano, and womblecat [2013/2662] have team battled sbp, theZoMBiE, and Gorek [1172/2018] and won! 0 days, 00:12:52 is removed from their clocks.
[09/14/22 04:03:18] sbp [201/419] has challenged idlebot [81/1226] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:29:58 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/14/22 06:03:12] sbp [152/422] has challenged zbe [274/1009] in combat and lost! 2 days, 22:49:35 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/14/22 18:26:28] Cockatrice, HellSpawn, and zbe [714/2685] have team battled sbp, Forud, and hugga [1830/1899] and lost! 1 day, 01:02:49 is added to their clocks.
[09/15/22 14:30:29] sbp got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:46:24 from level 58.
[09/16/22 08:14:22] ToHellWithGA [37/1028] has challenged sbp [105/422] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:13:28 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[09/16/22 10:18:23] womblecat, sbp, and JigmeDatse [1815/2258] have team battled kzootech, kptr, and bsleep [1014/1856] and won! 2 days, 22:17:49 is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/22 18:21:22] Destruia, SSLbits, and Khorne [1687/2299] have team battled sbp, drahthaar, and <rainchick> [1874/1965] and lost! 4 days, 06:24:19 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/22 01:51:31] sbp slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! sbp's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/19/22 00:14:13] blabber, idleevil, and sbp [909/2012] have team battled nyuszika7h, SirNeo, and Kronan [36/2030] and won! 4 days, 07:06:29 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/22 11:35:05] sbp [387/418] has challenged hax404 [357/431] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:49:12 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/20/22 17:23:19] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:16:48 towards level 58.
[09/21/22 12:24:32] TauPan, Reilly, and postikana [1873/2003] have team battled megubyte, Yuhno, and sbp [509/1665] and won! 1 day, 02:17:27 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/22 23:18:02] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 17:00:06 from level 58.
[09/22/22 17:43:35] Bolded [50/905] has come upon sbp [38/418] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:30:58 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[09/23/22 02:27:34] sky, womblecat, and sbp [2265/2361] have team battled KindOne, Ankhers, and nya [800/1953] and won! 1 day, 04:21:53 is removed from their clocks.
[09/23/22 08:13:02] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:23:01 towards level 58.
[09/23/22 10:29:08] Asara, _sh, and Sario [256/2032] have team battled TheSilentLink, anarcat, and sbp [2009/2289] and lost! 3 days, 02:09:23 is added to their clocks.
[09/24/22 01:22:28] Yarosh [101/498] has come upon sbp [387/418] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:32:03 is added to Yarosh's clock.
[09/24/22 09:33:25] Misza [561/971] has come upon sbp [379/418] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:19:49 is removed from Misza's clock.
[09/24/22 17:56:54] cfjk [570/596] has challenged sbp [40/418] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:07:56 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[09/25/22 00:00:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 3 days, 03:55:50 toward level 58.
[09/25/22 06:38:13] rawgreaze, CrashOverride, and jacob1 [1700/2606] have team battled sbp, Paganel, and vegadark [1003/1931] and won! 5 days, 20:42:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/22 14:45:40] Affliction, SuzakuMedli, and Fenrik [329/2534] have team battled SirNeo, allo, and sbp [1531/1536] and lost! 0 days, 06:53:07 is added to their clocks.
[09/26/22 08:59:30] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:00:35 towards level 58.
[09/26/22 21:15:25] sbp was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:13:00 from level 58.
[09/27/22 00:34:12] Gorek, Yarosh, and scumola [2163/2345] have team battled DownAndUp, muirrum, and sbp [729/1500] and won! 0 days, 12:51:57 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/22 04:45:28] sbp, Ungoliant, and adamus1red [153/2000] have team battled CrashOverride, Tenedos, and SirNeo [976/1807] and lost! 3 days, 10:34:36 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/22 09:21:31] KindOne [419/465] has come upon sbp [106/418] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:10:56 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[09/27/22 13:10:57] sbp [229/418] has challenged pfoley [194/696] in combat and won! 3 days, 05:55:32 is removed from sbp's clock.
[09/28/22 09:49:48] sbp bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:43:51 towards level 58.
[09/29/22 10:48:23] gegenschein, "\@_, and sbp [1582/2637] have team battled Psilocybe, Notir, and Lnk [2450/2725] and lost! 0 days, 01:37:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/29/22 11:34:24] sbp was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:30:46 from level 58.
[09/29/22 18:34:03] sbp discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:42:47 towards level 58.
[09/30/22 16:08:27] sbp had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:54:38 from level 58.
[09/30/22 22:22:39] tsr [638/710] has come upon sbp [18/418] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:20:21 is removed from tsr's clock.
[10/01/22 08:20:34] canton7, Paganel, and kptr [528/1882] have team battled tomhek, shikhin, and sbp [1619/2160] and lost! 1 day, 10:52:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/01/22 23:36:44] sbp found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:13 towards level 58.
[10/03/22 21:52:02] nowz [0/39] has challenged sbp [73/418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to nowz's clock.
[10/04/22 07:20:39] sbp got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:41:09 from level 58.
[10/04/22 20:10:15] fstrelok, Bolded, and yano [897/2058] have team battled judahnator, sbp, and eroc1990 [34/1517] and won! 3 days, 20:08:18 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/22 05:53:10] sbp, eising, and ChowderKeg [60/1821] have team battled DrinkyBird, vegadark, and jacob1 [2275/2579] and lost! 0 days, 06:42:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/22 07:33:03] idleneutral [516/590] has come upon sbp [318/418] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:05:12 is removed from idleneutral's clock.
[10/06/22 00:56:28] SuzakuMedli [228/601] has challenged sbp [214/418] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:13 is removed from SuzakuMedli's clock.
[10/06/22 04:16:24] sbp, _sh, and vegadark [242/1830] have team battled binaryhermit, Platonides, and Forud [1826/2106] and lost! 0 days, 06:56:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/22 13:35:06] launchd [582/618] has challenged sbp [109/418] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from launchd's clock.
[10/06/22 18:58:07] sbp [301/418] has challenged washclof [828/1061] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:19:24 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/07/22 19:03:23] tomhek [145/806] has challenged sbp [260/418] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:35:19 is added to tomhek's clock.
[10/08/22 05:07:59] contyk [458/684] has come upon sbp [357/418] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:01:34 is removed from contyk's clock.
[10/08/22 16:58:29] spex, adamus1red, and Theleveler [1925/2776] have team battled sbp, buzel, and caeli [853/2262] and won! 0 days, 14:18:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 19:15:26] sbp was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:48:51 from level 58.
[10/09/22 03:51:56] sbp was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:06:10 towards level 58.
[10/09/22 21:24:16] sbp met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:12 from level 58.
[10/10/22 06:25:49] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:39 towards level 58.
[10/10/22 07:15:59] sbp [137/418] has challenged Finley [520/607] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:31:06 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/11/22 04:47:46] Misza, megubyte, and iiriix [1745/2304] have team battled jayvee, sbp, and Asara [518/1820] and won! 2 days, 01:32:05 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/22 19:14:37] sbp had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:57 towards level 58.
[10/12/22 22:20:36] sbp sharpened the edge of their weapon! sbp's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[10/13/22 20:23:17] Lnk [188/816] has come upon sbp [219/422] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:47:58 is added to Lnk's clock.
[10/14/22 01:35:57] sbp was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:37:06 from level 58.
[10/14/22 08:24:07] sbp [354/422] has challenged crysis [748/773] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/15/22 07:56:37] sbp EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:29:02 from level 59.
[10/15/22 16:51:05] sbp caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:49:33 towards level 59.
[10/16/22 02:45:55] anarcat [999/1169] has challenged sbp [363/422] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:15:20 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[10/16/22 16:16:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 29 days, 22:18:52 from level 59.
[10/16/22 21:48:11] eroc1990, JamCow, and sbp [923/1876] have team battled zankore, Platonides, and Wam [118/2668] and won! 0 days, 09:55:43 is removed from their clocks.
[10/21/22 04:13:31] thornrag, CrashOverride, and sbp [764/1920] have team battled fstrelok, CompanionCube, and crysis [989/2063] and lost! 0 days, 03:36:21 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/22 06:58:47] sbp found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:55:03 towards level 59.
[10/21/22 23:26:20] binaryhermit, sbp, and Malvolio [243/1392] have team battled Lord255, KindOne, and hax404 [1189/1444] and lost! 0 days, 05:45:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/24/22 00:04:54] sbp saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:23:52 from level 59.
[10/25/22 08:59:24] sbp [358/422] has come upon damyan [415/686] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 10:06:16 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/26/22 17:58:34] herald [705/720] has come upon sbp [360/422] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:59:33 is removed from herald's clock.
[10/27/22 21:55:43] sbp, rawgreaze, and BastelBot [580/1802] have team battled washclof, Minus, and solarsparq [783/2560] and lost! 0 days, 06:54:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/22 17:17:39] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:11:09 towards level 59.
[10/29/22 11:14:17] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:51:05 towards level 59.
[10/29/22 14:34:50] sbp [174/425] has challenged DrinkyBird [759/927] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:06:36 is added to sbp's clock.
[10/30/22 05:16:24] sbp, Platonides, and yNos [1117/1918] have team battled Thorael, blabber, and Sombra [843/2517] and won! 3 days, 19:56:16 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/22 08:11:30] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed sbp with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 15:54:18 from level 59.
[11/02/22 07:52:29] Puff [365/802] has challenged sbp [47/425] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:25:14 is removed from Puff's clock.
[11/02/22 13:04:05] enteral [414/638] has come upon sbp [133/425] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:01:48 is removed from enteral's clock.
[11/04/22 06:58:34] talisein, achin, and cfjk [75/2101] have team battled sbp, KindOne, and gradator [812/1629] and lost! 0 days, 12:35:36 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/22 22:04:43] jaxson [145/528] has challenged sbp [311/425] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:13:14 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/05/22 09:57:59] sbp found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:44:15 towards level 59.
[11/05/22 21:59:36] Cirdan [875/983] has challenged sbp [261/425] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:55:52 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[11/06/22 10:55:15] hdm [237/944] has come upon sbp [3/425] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:15:02 is removed from hdm's clock.
[11/06/22 13:45:28] sbp was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:49:30 towards level 59.
[11/06/22 13:54:41] Scorpio, Gorek, and EddieT137 [1663/2219] have team battled Arch, Lnk, and sbp [1475/1932] and won! 0 days, 11:45:10 is removed from their clocks.
[11/06/22 15:00:43] sbp gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 21:53:26 towards level 59.
[11/07/22 11:04:44] fstrelok [106/609] has come upon sbp [215/425] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:54:30 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[11/07/22 11:13:09] sbp learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:44:34 towards level 59.
[11/07/22 15:54:06] ZOTTA, MetaNova, and sbp [1466/1887] have team battled Yarosh, nyuszika7h, and zifnab06 [832/1599] and won! 0 days, 06:51:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/08/22 17:27:59] hdm [344/949] has challenged sbp [8/425] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:29:43 is removed from hdm's clock.
[10/22/24 11:25:11] wille, shady, and jabuxas [1548/1667] have team battled sbp, ToHellWithGA, and CodeGeek [1708/2982] and lost! 0 days, 06:25:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/24 18:14:29] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:25:18 towards level 59.
[10/24/24 21:59:27] Sario [403/1048] has challenged sbp [142/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:27:57 is removed from Sario's clock.
[10/26/24 16:20:39] kinus [545/818] has come upon sbp [360/425] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:24:15 is removed from kinus's clock.
[10/27/24 02:33:54] sbp was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 23:40:56 from level 59.
[10/27/24 08:18:10] sbp EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 14:14:29 from level 59.
[10/28/24 22:53:22] hiod [484/1022] has come upon sbp [258/425] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:25:36 is removed from hiod's clock.
[10/31/24 02:03:42] freeboson [386/1177] has come upon sbp [199/425] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:24:35 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[10/31/24 06:03:54] sbp got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 04:56:26 from level 59.
[10/31/24 10:30:38] Fritzl, Fehu, and przt [219/1568] have team battled nax, CornFly, and sbp [1554/2189] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:59 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/24 17:24:23] unicron [995/1107] has come upon sbp [121/425] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:36:18 is removed from unicron's clock.
[10/31/24 17:46:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried sbp 16 days, 11:39:19 toward level 59.
[11/01/24 03:09:00] drahthaar [570/882] has come upon sbp [183/425] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:11:23 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[11/01/24 17:49:13] Sario [730/1055] has challenged sbp [330/425] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:53:13 is removed from Sario's clock.
[11/01/24 18:26:12] cfjk, Gorek, and idleevil [2835/3192] have team battled sbp, Ungoliant, and MetaNova [2291/2593] and won! 2 days, 15:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/24 12:00:27] Gorek [883/1015] has challenged sbp [274/425] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:22:22 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[11/04/24 17:36:31] Varjatticus [723/797] has come upon sbp [36/425] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:32:33 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[11/05/24 03:10:49] sbp [124/425] has challenged dxrt [337/373] in combat and lost! 1 day, 10:11:27 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/05/24 05:00:58] gusto [634/859] has come upon sbp [209/425] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:01:00 is removed from gusto's clock.
[11/05/24 06:47:37] buzel [251/583] has come upon sbp [270/425] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 23:00:05 is added to buzel's clock.
[11/08/24 07:42:29] sbp, brycec, Russell, and Sario have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/08/24 09:31:35] spex [270/1305] has challenged sbp [397/425] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:10:19 is added to spex's clock.
[11/10/24 00:02:59] sbp sharpened the edge of their weapon! sbp's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/10/24 07:47:28] tmberg [936/1219] has challenged sbp [183/430] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:31:52 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[11/10/24 22:47:33] sbp [51/430] has challenged anarcat [1070/1137] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:20:52 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/11/24 19:49:43] bookworm, Fischmiep, and bsleep [305/2534] have team battled sbp, Jens, and Blohsh [801/2278] and lost! 0 days, 14:24:03 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/24 01:50:58] sbp bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:05:05 towards level 59.
[11/12/24 15:11:17] mordac, Reilly, and shikhin [2194/3059] have team battled sbp, CornFly, and blazed [1388/1828] and won! 0 days, 02:54:37 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/24 13:30:34] edo [45/445] has come upon sbp [4/430] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:28:22 is removed from edo's clock.
[11/15/24 15:36:33] alephnull, dwfreed, and Drin [2605/3180] have team battled sbp, CompanionCube, and Varjatticus [575/1735] and won! 0 days, 00:14:50 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/24 19:51:12] sbp grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:33:16 towards level 59.
[11/17/24 09:54:18] StalkR, caeli, and Dex [2080/2922] have team battled sbp, Fehu, and "\@_ [933/1963] and won! 2 days, 20:24:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/24 15:30:54] sbp [209/430] has challenged keepmyshirt [11/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:15:18 is removed from sbp's clock.
[11/18/24 00:45:04] sbp hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:19:29 towards level 59.
[11/19/24 11:44:34] sbp [443/456] has challenged Kachin [488/1025] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to sbp's clock.
[11/19/24 20:00:03] sbp tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:02:40 towards level 60.
[11/21/24 02:05:13] sbp fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:55:26 from level 60.