Player Info

User: Carl
Class: Former Grand Magus
Admin?: No
Level: 82
Next level: 42 days, 16:34:40
Status: Online
Host: bgates!~rkh@rkh.net
Account Created: Sat Jun 5 09:22:29 2021
Last login: Fri Jan 12 10:57:12 2024
Total time idled: 915 days, 11:44:16
Current position: [217,135]
Alignment: Neutral
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 116 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 31
charm: 56
gloves: 58
helm: 63
leggings: 49
ring: 57 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 81
tunic: 126 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 269 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 906

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 16 days, 07:02:50
quit: 47 days, 22:38:00

total: 64 days, 05:40:50

Character Modifiers

[06/05/21 14:57:37] Carl [1/5] has challenged Tor [24/121] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/05/21 15:14:40] edef [0/1] has challenged Carl [5/11] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to edef's clock.
[06/05/21 16:17:49] Carl [14/34] has challenged MetaNova [64/133] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/05/21 17:58:53] Carl [9/64] has challenged mrmonday [61/123] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/05/21 19:04:16] szczot3k [18/122] has challenged Carl [18/73] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:08:43 is removed from szczot3k's clock.
[06/05/21 19:37:16] Carl [63/81] has challenged Thorael [41/53] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:04:09 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/05/21 20:32:30] Carl [49/92] has challenged Destruia [140/154] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/06/21 12:00:17] el [39/182] has challenged Carl [33/186] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from el's clock.
[06/06/21 20:18:54] Carl was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:02:48 from level 23.
[06/06/21 22:10:51] Tenorman [132/172] has challenged Carl [26/203] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:19 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[06/06/21 23:39:21] cremefresh [10/26] has challenged Carl [107/203] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[06/07/21 02:04:59] kline [20/186] has challenged Carl [13/203] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from kline's clock.
[06/07/21 04:29:17] Carl has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:54 from level 25.
[06/07/21 07:14:18] dnim [1/257] has challenged Carl [16/207] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to dnim's clock.
[06/07/21 08:17:23] Carl [163/213] has challenged KindOne [6/184] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:36 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/07/21 09:04:14] nCrazed [86/198] has challenged Carl [199/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to nCrazed's clock.
[06/07/21 14:37:32] Carl [131/237] has challenged apiw [126/258] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/07/21 21:58:29] Carl [84/257] has challenged Beefcan [70/108] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:38:30 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/08/21 01:01:11] DrinkyBird [102/213] has challenged Carl [222/257] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[06/08/21 04:35:32] HeavyPodda [235/250] has challenged Carl [156/257] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from HeavyPodda's clock.
[06/08/21 06:30:00] Carl [122/260] has challenged Jens [15/156] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/08/21 15:32:40] average [112/176] has challenged Carl [15/260] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from average's clock.
[06/08/21 16:23:22] Carl [230/260] has challenged Wolf [75/201] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/09/21 14:02:21] Sherpard2 [170/232] has challenged Carl [14/260] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Sherpard2's clock.
[06/10/21 00:57:06] Carl [177/266] has challenged Gorek [95/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/10/21 06:15:59] heisenbug [79/299] has challenged Carl [95/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[06/10/21 14:06:55] Carl [36/266] has challenged anarcat [76/185] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/10/21 14:29:14] samhain [63/162] has challenged Carl [106/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to samhain's clock.
[06/10/21 19:48:15] Carl was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:27 from level 32.
[06/10/21 19:58:02] Centrixx [107/257] has challenged Carl [228/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[06/10/21 22:43:19] Carl [195/266] has come upon The_Decryptor [12/272] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:47:24 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/10/21 23:20:56] charitwo [104/256] has challenged Carl [177/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to charitwo's clock.
[06/11/21 02:29:56] Carl, Nocebo, and Gorek [79/843] have team battled sid3windr, Oblomov, and The_Decryptor [200/807] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:02 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/21 03:35:46] Carl grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:31 towards level 32.
[06/11/21 07:55:04] Carl [92/266] has challenged Oblomov [110/280] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/12/21 04:31:06] Carl [248/291] has challenged tmberg [32/77] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/12/21 06:50:34] kaktus [106/242] has challenged Carl [165/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to kaktus's clock.
[06/12/21 10:10:20] gradator [189/336] has challenged Carl [156/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from gradator's clock.
[06/12/21 11:03:07] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:52 towards level 34.
[06/12/21 12:02:54] Carl died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:18:56 from level 34.
[06/12/21 13:56:38] Cirdan [130/237] has challenged Carl [21/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:24 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[06/12/21 17:22:28] li [81/286] has challenged Carl [174/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to li's clock.
[06/13/21 01:19:23] Carl [48/291] has challenged A_Dragon [240/313] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/14/21 00:40:29] Notir, Carl, and blabber [808/831] have team battled charitwo, bookworm, and Way [643/948] and won! 0 days, 00:47:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/21 04:20:25] Carl [8/291] has challenged Gorek [31/320] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/14/21 08:51:59] gdm [98/280] has challenged Carl [126/291] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to gdm's clock.
[06/14/21 15:55:41] Yarosh [264/273] has challenged Carl [174/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[06/14/21 23:00:40] tmberg [155/200] has challenged Carl [56/286] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:12 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[06/14/21 23:00:40] tmberg has dealt Carl a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:04:43 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/15/21 13:34:29] Carl [232/296] has challenged zgrep [242/312] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/16/21 12:15:11] Carl [79/296] has come upon Nechayev [164/309] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:25 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/17/21 02:58:54] rabbitear [297/399] has challenged Carl [231/296] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from rabbitear's clock.
[06/17/21 03:53:56] Carl [17/303] has challenged elf [90/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/17/21 21:04:39] Carl [272/303] has come upon li [168/315] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:21:55 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/18/21 11:39:28] Carl bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:44:48 towards level 38.
[06/18/21 20:14:47] Carl [193/304] has challenged scornn [176/361] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/20/21 02:50:52] Carl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:43:30 from level 39.
[06/20/21 10:16:49] t3chn0 [148/303] has challenged Carl [294/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to t3chn0's clock.
[06/20/21 15:39:29] Carl [55/304] has challenged Psilocybe [341/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/22/21 15:08:54] Carl, anarcat, and shikhin [921/1000] have team battled pyre, nicole, and gerry666 [422/908] and won! 0 days, 01:31:56 is removed from their clocks.
[06/23/21 00:20:56] Carl [18/304] has challenged fattrat [103/361] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/24/21 00:21:59] Puff [45/350] has challenged Carl [206/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Puff's clock.
[06/24/21 01:56:12] Carl saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:31:03 from level 41.
[06/25/21 15:47:47] Carl stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:28:01 towards level 41.
[06/25/21 15:49:50] stultusv [3/6] has challenged Carl [84/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to stultusv's clock.
[06/25/21 22:00:01] Carl [39/304] has challenged dwfreed [343/414] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/26/21 02:23:10] bagels, xbill, and Carl [685/1033] have team battled meskio, d4n13L, and Nocebo [390/1011] and won! 0 days, 01:23:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/21 08:43:25] EdFletcher [197/339] has challenged Carl [67/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:35 is removed from EdFletcher's clock.
[06/26/21 23:39:26] rawgreaze [46/353] has challenged Carl [22/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[06/27/21 10:22:26] Oblomov [138/382] has challenged Carl [203/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Oblomov's clock.
[06/27/21 13:49:50] Tenorman [7/350] has challenged Carl [33/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[06/27/21 19:07:14] trashicus [126/412] has challenged Carl [283/304] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to trashicus's clock.
[06/27/21 22:55:11] MightyDrv, Carl, and nya [512/1162] have team battled bobvador, hdm, and drahthaar [531/1064] and lost! 0 days, 05:36:22 is added to their clocks.
[06/29/21 08:36:25] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:05:04 towards level 42.
[06/29/21 09:40:29] Carl sharpened the edge of their weapon! Carl's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/29/21 09:43:51] Carl [117/307] has challenged HeavyPodda [291/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/29/21 18:25:52] Carl [39/307] has come upon munkis [20/324] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:34:27 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/30/21 06:38:48] style [272/335] has challenged Carl [295/307] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to style's clock.
[06/30/21 12:24:43] eising [18/532] has come upon Carl [7/307] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:28:31 is removed from eising's clock.
[07/01/21 04:02:37] Carl [281/307] has come upon sid3windr [138/406] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:11:57 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/01/21 17:51:39] RaptorJesus [5/23] has challenged Carl [108/307] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to RaptorJesus's clock.
[07/02/21 17:50:16] Carl [102/308] has challenged gradator [9/481] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/02/21 20:45:03] MetaNova [323/349] has challenged Carl [283/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[07/03/21 17:22:06] StalkR [205/218] has challenged Carl [70/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:55:00 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[07/03/21 17:54:03] Carl [158/308] has come upon Pricey [292/350] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:31:21 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/04/21 09:01:18] Carl [184/308] has come upon buzel [516/631] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:46:50 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/05/21 04:40:35] Carl [30/308] has come upon Affliction [503/510] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:40:10 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/06/21 21:28:56] Carl [20/308] has challenged vectr0n [228/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/09/21 03:11:21] Carl [189/308] has come upon nawcom [120/326] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:10:20 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/09/21 05:58:26] Carl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:21:58 from level 45.
[07/09/21 13:08:59] Carl [92/308] has come upon sial [327/362] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:02:49 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/11/21 03:41:54] Carl [55/308] has come upon picadillo [92/249] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:37:54 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/11/21 22:57:37] Carl EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:40:55 from level 45.
[07/12/21 05:19:28] Carl [224/315] has challenged dxrt [247/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/12/21 08:18:13] io, heisenbug, and Carl [1149/1388] have team battled pyre, kenyon, and Ancalagon [103/1381] and won! 0 days, 00:02:21 is removed from their clocks.
[07/12/21 09:11:24] StalkR, Carl, and eggy [133/966] have team battled MELOONi, TauPan, and tswsl [962/1296] and lost! 0 days, 07:42:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/21 03:31:47] nya [276/544] has challenged Carl [74/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from nya's clock.
[07/13/21 04:24:52] BMO, Faradome, and Carl [293/912] have team battled MrGlass, rs, and Affliction [395/1283] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:20 is added to their clocks.
[07/13/21 06:27:56] Carl fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:18:24 from level 46.
[07/13/21 07:45:34] Carl [167/315] has come upon munkis [170/389] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:29:41 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/16/21 00:21:34] tmberg [176/386] has challenged Carl [276/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to tmberg's clock.
[07/16/21 01:55:36] Carl [100/315] has challenged szczot3k [130/457] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:31:40 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/16/21 22:00:06] aqsd [278/433] has challenged Carl [100/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:21 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[07/17/21 17:04:18] Carl [120/315] has challenged vectr0n [111/394] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:59:19 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/17/21 19:04:17] soltys [361/462] has challenged Carl [184/315] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/18/21 11:08:14] Carl [291/315] has challenged Iines [355/529] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:39 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/18/21 14:08:52] Carl [170/315] has challenged jokajak [130/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:05:05 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/18/21 21:20:17] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:09:26 towards level 46.
[07/19/21 07:45:15] Carl [250/336] has challenged eggy [114/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/19/21 13:13:59] Nechayev [205/368] has challenged Carl [260/336] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:24 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[07/19/21 19:53:22] apiw [75/365] has challenged Carl [219/336] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to apiw's clock.
[07/20/21 11:18:50] Carl [139/336] has challenged talisein [501/581] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:39:06 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/21/21 01:22:06] Carl lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:08:43 from level 47.
[07/21/21 12:24:56] wille [102/221] has challenged Carl [316/336] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to wille's clock.
[07/21/21 16:05:40] Carl learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:58 towards level 47.
[07/22/21 06:28:36] Carl [230/336] has challenged talisein [177/581] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:57:55 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/22/21 14:55:32] Carl slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Carl's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/22/21 22:02:16] mordac [317/420] has come upon Carl [137/331] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:09:01 is removed from mordac's clock.
[07/24/21 23:01:49] Carl [72/331] has challenged zbe [221/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/28/21 04:00:25] bagels, Notir, and Bkid [234/1290] have team battled nicole, BMO, and Carl [202/1049] and won! 0 days, 06:51:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/21 19:14:38] Carl [67/331] has come upon eising [153/756] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:06:22 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/11/21 06:52:22] Asara [0/393] has challenged Carl [284/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to Asara's clock.
[08/11/21 09:47:02] apb [96/486] has challenged Carl [283/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:31:06 is added to apb's clock.
[08/12/21 16:42:36] pants [219/549] has challenged Carl [126/331] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:24:17 is removed from pants's clock.
[08/12/21 23:04:53] Carl misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:50:21 from level 48.
[08/13/21 12:57:04] Carl was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:16 towards level 48.
[08/14/21 09:02:16] Carl [112/335] has challenged thornrag [260/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:52:16 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/14/21 10:38:19] Kritzefitz [148/219] has challenged Carl [315/335] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[08/15/21 01:25:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 0 days, 04:09:17 toward level 48.
[08/15/21 09:29:11] Carl [4/400] has challenged Jens [150/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/15/21 12:41:14] zgrep [83/529] has come upon Carl [45/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:33:34 is removed from zgrep's clock.
[08/15/21 16:03:21] Carl found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:53:27 towards level 49.
[08/16/21 05:35:00] bananaboat [146/234] has challenged Carl [172/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[08/17/21 10:20:31] Carl [290/400] has challenged gettu [181/457] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:09:54 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/17/21 23:47:31] d4n13L [344/403] has come upon Carl [9/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:01:09 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[08/18/21 06:31:42] Carl bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:26:34 towards level 49.
[08/18/21 21:45:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 1 day, 10:27:27 toward level 49.
[08/19/21 14:31:52] Carl [205/400] has challenged misha [275/382] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:42 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/20/21 03:30:18] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:22 towards level 49.
[08/20/21 10:14:42] Carl [195/400] has come upon The_Decryptor [481/627] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:24:41 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/21/21 00:13:15] CaseDorsett [111/227] has challenged Carl [134/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to CaseDorsett's clock.
[08/21/21 07:49:10] Carl [78/400] has challenged keepermurph [316/367] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/21/21 19:37:11] vegadark [206/499] has come upon Carl [0/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:42:16 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[08/22/21 03:13:20] runtime [135/229] has challenged Carl [314/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to runtime's clock.
[08/22/21 17:13:16] ion [125/530] has come upon Carl [231/400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:33:28 is added to ion's clock.
[08/24/21 05:55:35] Carl, Vroomfondel, and StalkR [201/1179] have team battled Chuck, buzel, and DrWhax [422/1927] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/21 11:11:21] Carl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:49:53 from level 50.
[08/24/21 13:59:13] Carl [122/400] has challenged drahthaar [113/493] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:06:55 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/24/21 21:36:03] Carl grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:55:23 towards level 50.
[08/25/21 08:55:59] uovobw [341/523] has come upon Carl [133/400] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:47:26 is removed from uovobw's clock.
[08/28/21 02:38:27] Cirdan [177/464] has come upon Carl [232/400] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:44:13 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[08/30/21 09:55:16] Carl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:23:55 from level 50.
[08/30/21 11:32:13] Carl was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:17:05 towards level 50.
[08/30/21 15:10:08] QinWentian [3/10] has challenged Carl [75/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to QinWentian's clock.
[08/30/21 18:54:31] RanTanRan [7/33] has challenged Carl [394/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to RanTanRan's clock.
[08/31/21 06:01:26] Carl [87/400] has challenged Khorne [85/566] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/31/21 17:44:08] Carl [3/400] has come upon edk [96/700] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:19:58 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/31/21 20:38:10] Plato [4/25] has challenged Carl [72/400] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Plato's clock.
[09/01/21 01:40:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 2 days, 02:45:37 toward level 51.
[09/02/21 10:46:36] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:47:08 towards level 51.
[09/02/21 14:03:10] Carl was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:06:13 towards level 51.
[09/03/21 06:33:13] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:08 towards level 51.
[09/05/21 19:35:30] el, Carl, and <P0stMal0ne> [848/1149] have team battled tmberg, Sorin, and jayvee [343/1577] and won! 0 days, 00:57:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/21 20:25:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 0 days, 01:59:09 toward level 51.
[09/07/21 07:43:12] Carl [303/403] has challenged scornn [59/403] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/07/21 07:43:12] Carl has dealt scornn a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:52:11 is added to scornn's clock.
[09/07/21 13:48:07] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:29:45 towards level 52.
[09/07/21 17:06:52] Carl grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:36:53 towards level 52.
[09/08/21 18:25:40] tmberg [59/435] has challenged Carl [351/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:57:22 is added to tmberg's clock.
[09/09/21 11:55:35] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:48:12 towards level 52.
[09/10/21 09:01:43] Carl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:06:11 from level 52.
[09/10/21 14:26:04] Carl [315/403] has come upon tswsl [299/419] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:47:00 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/11/21 17:55:57] Bluedog [120/614] has challenged Carl [138/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to Bluedog's clock.
[09/11/21 18:42:46] ShinobiChileno [19/392] has challenged Carl [106/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:09:01 is added to ShinobiChileno's clock.
[09/12/21 04:45:12] golgy [269/473] has challenged Carl [48/403] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:59:34 is removed from golgy's clock.
[09/13/21 03:53:22] Carl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Carl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/13/21 13:17:23] washclof [36/508] has challenged Carl [66/407] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to washclof's clock.
[09/13/21 19:45:26] AlexS, ToHellWithGA, Carl, and CompanionCube have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/15/21 01:30:25] popey, Cirdan, and Carl [1158/1300] have team battled nawcom, womblecat, and golgy [617/1306] and won! 0 days, 01:18:26 is removed from their clocks.
[09/15/21 06:52:00] Carl [175/557] has challenged simple [825/845] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to Carl's clock.
[09/16/21 08:44:19] Russell [198/663] has come upon Carl [171/557] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:05:26 is removed from Russell's clock.
[09/16/21 20:42:47] Carl [363/557] has come upon buzzzzz [530/589] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:24:52 is added to Carl's clock.
[09/17/21 12:55:46] yano [88/422] has come upon Carl [180/557] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:03:21 is added to yano's clock.
[09/18/21 02:38:55] Carl lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:05:53 from level 53.
[09/19/21 18:07:07] Carl [67/557] has come upon "\@_ [17/450] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:44:32 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/20/21 16:24:29] Carl, Forud, and runtime [774/1556] have team battled Techman, Mattusmindus, and BUSY [1310/1356] and lost! 0 days, 09:08:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/21 13:40:08] mordac [427/437] has challenged Carl [356/557] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:30:11 is removed from mordac's clock.
[09/24/21 21:00:11] Carl [492/557] has come upon GyrosGeier [202/553] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:08:30 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/25/21 09:26:26] Carl bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:54:45 towards level 53.
[09/26/21 07:23:22] Carl [378/563] has come upon Ungoliant [45/331] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:06:20 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/27/21 04:13:23] Carl, Sherpard2, and Forud [1046/2046] have team battled Bkid, bagels, and pwae [397/1484] and won! 0 days, 16:16:10 is removed from their clocks.
[09/27/21 15:16:20] Carl ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:29:00 from level 53.
[09/28/21 20:42:39] kenyon [276/649] has challenged Carl [104/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:43:26 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[09/29/21 08:01:27] Carl [262/563] has come upon jaxson [106/413] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:34:07 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/29/21 13:17:23] Carl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:57:14 from level 53.
[09/30/21 01:17:38] Carl [119/563] has come upon tomhek [276/390] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:03:40 is added to Carl's clock.
[09/30/21 02:13:49] Carl [367/563] has challenged Platonides [507/693] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Carl's clock.
[09/30/21 12:24:20] dwfreed, sid3windr, and caeli [446/2025] have team battled Sherpard2, Carl, and HellSpawn [1731/1785] and lost! 1 day, 19:41:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/03/21 15:24:41] Carl [135/563] has challenged fmy [238/375] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:43:20 is added to Carl's clock.
[10/04/21 06:32:57] CompanionCube, Asara, and bg [1306/1922] have team battled Carl, washclof, and Reilly [568/2047] and won! 0 days, 07:12:33 is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/21 17:41:22] Centrixx [423/511] has challenged Carl [522/563] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:56:20 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[10/06/21 13:56:07] Carl [234/563] has come upon CharlieAngel [66/451] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:56:44 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/07/21 01:15:28] Alesia [134/186] has challenged Carl [27/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:53:08 is removed from Alesia's clock.
[10/07/21 01:15:28] In the fierce battle, Carl dropped their level 23 amulet! Alesia picks it up, tossing their old level 0 amulet to Carl.
[10/07/21 06:09:31] Carl [108/540] has come upon Forud [111/745] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:23:17 is added to Carl's clock.
[10/07/21 12:43:20] Carl [539/540] has challenged Ankhers [217/640] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:39:39 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/07/21 22:18:04] Carl [425/540] has come upon blackroot [464/527] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:54:32 is added to Carl's clock.
[10/10/21 06:28:14] Vroomfondel, unicron, and Carl [328/1677] have team battled Centrixx, Sokar, and VonToutCourt [627/1529] and lost! 0 days, 09:26:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/21 19:56:37] t3chn0, gettu, and Ankhers [175/1736] have team battled HellSpawn, Finley, and Carl [207/1593] and lost! 0 days, 22:40:13 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/21 20:23:21] pztrn, jokajak, and buzel [795/1587] have team battled sc, Carl, and unicron [1666/1961] and lost! 0 days, 03:41:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/21 00:55:13] csc2ya [36/427] has challenged Carl [523/540] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[10/12/21 13:53:45] jaxson, A_Dragon, Carl, and allo have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/12/21 14:07:57] Carl [515/540] has challenged sky [219/418] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:27:57 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/12/21 14:07:57] In the fierce battle, sky dropped their level 38 pair of gloves! Carl picks it up, tossing their old level 23 pair of gloves to sky.
[10/13/21 11:50:04] spex [315/529] has come upon Carl [538/555] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:51:46 is added to spex's clock.
[10/13/21 16:03:25] Carl was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:50 towards level 54.
[10/14/21 02:57:07] Carl [471/555] has come upon V [372/642] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:24:15 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/14/21 11:04:59] elf [308/651] has challenged Carl [44/555] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:32:56 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/14/21 15:05:50] shikhin [78/517] has challenged Carl [143/555] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:18:44 is added to shikhin's clock.
[10/16/21 00:19:14] Carl discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:13:47 towards level 54.
[10/16/21 01:41:32] Carl [155/555] has come upon bookworm [167/559] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:02:51 is added to Carl's clock.
[10/16/21 17:42:21] Carl [405/572] has challenged Yuhno [136/412] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/17/21 17:27:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 11 days, 18:07:05 toward level 55.
[10/18/21 00:22:15] Finley [390/607] has challenged Carl [312/572] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:32:33 is removed from Finley's clock.
[10/18/21 01:02:35] Carl [488/572] has come upon Pricey [200/541] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:16:22 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/18/21 16:42:16] Carl was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:27:33 from level 55.
[10/19/21 16:18:35] Carl [565/572] has come upon omero [2/542] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:15:05 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/20/21 16:39:30] uovobw [81/536] has come upon Carl [444/585] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:37:54 is added to uovobw's clock.
[10/21/21 21:15:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 0 days, 08:56:25 toward level 55.
[10/22/21 03:12:50] Carl [557/585] has challenged damyan [25/449] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/23/21 01:28:58] sc [787/896] has challenged Carl [427/585] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from sc's clock.
[10/24/21 00:51:43] Carl [470/585] has challenged Sherpard2 [42/661] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:13:21 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/24/21 22:26:08] Carl grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:30:58 towards level 56.
[10/25/21 10:58:40] Carl [48/585] has challenged ChowderKeg [305/697] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:04:18 is added to Carl's clock.
[10/26/21 07:02:48] TauPan, MrMagoo, and Carl [1194/1601] have team battled laama, Sherpard2, and Acolarh [68/1971] and won! 0 days, 06:44:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/21 07:10:41] Carl found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:18:41 towards level 56.
[10/26/21 07:55:06] bloodElk, caeli, and Carl [403/1249] have team battled pwae, canton7, and MrMagoo [407/1461] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/21 21:05:20] Sokar, brycec, Carl, and allo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/27/21 21:54:33] womblecat [488/750] has challenged Carl [282/585] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:11:54 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[10/28/21 16:31:36] Abe, gettu, and TimWolla [1267/1703] have team battled MetaNova, hare, and Carl [200/1651] and won! 0 days, 05:45:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/21 09:18:21] Carl [128/585] has challenged jaxson [229/425] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:14:58 is added to Carl's clock.
[10/30/21 21:08:35] Aksej, Carl, and gildarts [197/1440] have team battled pwae, hockpa2e, and bookworm [222/1448] and lost! 0 days, 13:14:51 is added to their clocks.
[11/01/21 00:44:57] Carl found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:35:36 towards level 56.
[11/02/21 03:03:33] Carl got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:07:33 from level 56.
[11/02/21 10:55:56] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:29:01 towards level 56.
[11/03/21 02:28:49] Carl [355/585] has come upon Notir [71/562] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:03:27 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/03/21 07:42:53] Carl [278/585] has challenged io [556/679] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:57:57 is added to Carl's clock.
[11/04/21 17:03:17] V, Carl, and pyre [1079/1791] have team battled Lnk, Iines, and Svetland [1338/2530] and lost! 0 days, 06:44:24 is added to their clocks.
[11/04/21 22:40:27] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:49 towards level 56.
[11/06/21 05:39:54] Carl [21/585] has challenged scumola [303/441] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:29:20 is added to Carl's clock.
[11/06/21 10:20:13] Carl [248/585] has come upon Silvanus_Betrium [489/641] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:29:10 is added to Carl's clock.
[11/06/21 14:51:28] Carl stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:23:30 towards level 57.
[11/07/21 19:56:14] Carl fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Carl's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/09/21 05:08:38] Carl saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:38:30 from level 57.
[11/09/21 12:45:25] Carl [192/585] has come upon thornrag [469/572] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:49:36 is added to Carl's clock.
[11/09/21 13:18:08] Carl, wille, and nyuszika7h [1374/1544] have team battled shikhin, A_Dragon, and bananaboat [1420/1772] and lost! 1 day, 14:23:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/21 20:01:20] Carl walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:37:45 from level 57.
[11/11/21 04:21:17] Carl [576/585] has challenged MadMan [15/693] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:32:49 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/12/21 13:54:49] cadfael, Syloq, and d4n13L [631/1309] have team battled KindOne, Carl, and O[_] [462/1608] and won! 0 days, 06:29:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/12/21 17:05:01] io [579/687] has come upon Carl [55/585] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:48:11 is removed from io's clock.
[11/13/21 09:36:25] Alys, Carl, and Tenorman [96/1642] have team battled scumola, krin, and StalkR [826/1766] and lost! 1 day, 01:46:22 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/21 15:58:01] Carl [537/585] has come upon pztrn [442/465] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:12:54 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/14/21 07:36:43] Tangles [41/599] has challenged Carl [93/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:09:16 is added to Tangles's clock.
[11/15/21 17:42:59] Carl, freeboson, and Jens [931/1441] have team battled Kritzefitz, gradator, and sid3windr [183/1852] and won! 4 days, 03:05:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/17/21 14:05:43] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:33:27 towards level 57.
[11/18/21 05:21:34] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:00:20 towards level 57.
[11/19/21 03:16:29] Carl [465/585] has come upon Algernon [252/472] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:24:58 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/19/21 16:00:14] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:46:37 towards level 57.
[11/21/21 00:23:08] Carl [557/585] has come upon jjasghar [215/438] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:52:47 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/21/21 18:24:45] Carl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:19:56 from level 57.
[11/22/21 02:18:26] Carl [562/585] has challenged Pinkman [139/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:41:29 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/23/21 15:00:51] mgr [202/357] has challenged Carl [457/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to mgr's clock.
[11/23/21 21:30:11] Wolf, Silvanus_Betrium, and Carl [1345/1721] have team battled bagels, buyoq, and Psilocybe [958/1916] and won! 0 days, 04:49:06 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/21 01:29:06] Carl [548/585] has challenged sbp [165/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:42:25 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/24/21 22:28:35] caeli [119/437] has come upon Carl [429/585] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:11:02 is added to caeli's clock.
[11/25/21 05:45:10] Carl misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:31:21 from level 57.
[11/25/21 09:26:51] Carl [341/585] has come upon apb [598/841] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:05:10 is added to Carl's clock.
[11/25/21 17:34:32] Carl stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:26 towards level 57.
[11/27/21 11:26:18] Carl [494/585] has challenged Zaratustra [348/442] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/27/21 18:23:38] Carl, pyre, and Svetland [841/1938] have team battled Psilocybe, bookworm, and anarcat [106/2013] and won! 0 days, 19:03:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/21 04:39:02] Feltharell [45/232] has challenged Carl [75/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:59:12 is added to Feltharell's clock.
[11/29/21 19:28:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 7 days, 20:57:52 toward level 58.
[11/30/21 09:59:23] Carl was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:40:38 from level 58.
[12/11/21 00:17:10] texke, Carl, and cornfeedhobo [1403/1724] have team battled "\@_, buZz, and pfoley [632/1860] and won! 2 days, 07:14:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/13/21 04:23:37] Carl learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:07:08 towards level 58.
[12/13/21 17:35:09] Carl [177/585] has come upon Ungoliant [264/476] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:31:58 is added to Carl's clock.
[12/14/21 03:24:00] Carl [131/585] has come upon cfjk [151/459] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:12:48 is added to Carl's clock.
[12/14/21 09:36:55] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:18:12 towards level 58.
[12/14/21 13:17:40] TheSilentLink, cadfael, and kenyon [248/1666] have team battled Tor, pants, and Carl [838/1714] and lost! 0 days, 01:30:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/21 05:59:38] Carl got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:56:40 from level 58.
[12/15/21 22:39:16] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:12:35 towards level 58.
[12/16/21 02:41:40] Carl [583/585] has come upon Ungoliant [332/476] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:56:37 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/16/21 22:01:48] cornfeedhobo, spex, and tsr [833/1477] have team battled Theleveler, bookworm, and Carl [207/1867] and won! 0 days, 02:57:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/21 12:26:12] adamus1red [743/771] has challenged Carl [332/585] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:16:52 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[12/17/21 21:25:16] Carl misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:48:08 from level 58.
[12/18/21 06:30:23] Carl [417/585] has come upon Nechayev [81/547] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:02:03 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/18/21 08:52:21] el [505/613] has come upon Carl [0/585] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 08:18:13 is removed from el's clock.
[12/18/21 21:45:54] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:58:35 towards level 58.
[12/19/21 05:36:23] Destruia [88/419] has come upon Carl [113/585] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:42:38 is added to Destruia's clock.
[12/19/21 23:13:15] MadMan, Tenorman, and KindOne [1657/1865] have team battled Carl, damyan, and V [1166/1727] and won! 1 day, 02:22:37 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/21 18:47:11] hax404 [360/548] has challenged Carl [514/585] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:52:07 is added to hax404's clock.
[12/22/21 23:59:35] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:14 towards level 58.
[12/23/21 07:21:11] Carl [54/585] has challenged V [424/800] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to Carl's clock.
[12/24/21 20:09:30] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:24:04 towards level 59.
[12/25/21 00:02:31] EddieT137 [120/382] has challenged Carl [355/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:17:29 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[12/28/21 17:31:30] Sombra [352/794] has come upon Carl [439/585] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:01:05 is added to Sombra's clock.
[12/29/21 07:53:40] Carl lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:50:53 from level 59.
[12/30/21 06:33:21] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:05:31 towards level 59.
[12/30/21 11:46:44] Carl [224/585] has come upon yNos [144/455] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 03:26:31 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/31/21 15:27:10] Carl [224/589] has come upon gradator [602/631] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:37:03 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/04/22 16:02:48] Carl [83/589] has come upon _sh [291/732] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:31:20 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/05/22 15:05:34] Carl [7/589] has come upon Fenrik [252/750] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:09:37 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/05/22 21:53:07] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:15:50 towards level 59.
[01/05/22 23:52:06] Carl was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:48:04 from level 59.
[01/06/22 00:47:34] Carl [8/597] has come upon sky [442/599] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:17:06 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/09/22 03:31:43] Carl, spex, and Sherpard2 [84/1793] have team battled coding_monk, MELOONi, and shikhin [1119/1704] and lost! 1 day, 04:48:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/10/22 05:26:25] Majak [50/1081] has come upon Carl [77/597] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:42:20 is added to Majak's clock.
[01/11/22 21:01:27] Asara [401/464] has challenged Carl [547/597] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:06:33 is added to Asara's clock.
[01/12/22 05:16:34] strife [365/419] has challenged Carl [429/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:52:54 is added to strife's clock.
[01/13/22 03:49:31] Aelane [218/538] has challenged Carl [556/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to Aelane's clock.
[01/13/22 14:01:06] MadMan [52/459] has challenged Carl [274/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:12:12 is added to MadMan's clock.
[01/14/22 13:36:28] Carl [199/597] has come upon Bluedog [257/943] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:54:25 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/14/22 22:43:40] vmbox [55/278] has challenged Carl [58/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:24:15 is added to vmbox's clock.
[01/16/22 04:02:08] Carl [399/597] has come upon cadfael [45/356] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:33:29 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/16/22 16:15:58] Feoh [629/670] has challenged Carl [554/597] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:47:20 is removed from Feoh's clock.
[01/16/22 19:13:05] jacob1 [508/950] has come upon Carl [11/597] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:42:30 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[01/16/22 20:28:32] Carl, Syloq, and dwfreed [207/2375] have team battled ToHellWithGA, bsleep, and adamus1red [2204/2376] and lost! 3 days, 03:15:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/22 21:07:13] pants, Asara, and yNos [1229/1550] have team battled drahthaar, Carl, and aqsd [24/1692] and won! 0 days, 09:12:32 is removed from their clocks.
[01/17/22 06:03:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 5 days, 08:10:43 toward level 59.
[01/17/22 19:05:30] Carl, Bkid, and iiriix [1267/1672] have team battled tomhek, MadMan, and Disruptor [1468/2091] and lost! 2 days, 12:09:28 is added to their clocks.
[01/18/22 05:45:48] Carl [382/597] has come upon MetaNova [176/506] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:32:28 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/18/22 13:11:48] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:55:59 towards level 59.
[01/19/22 11:34:17] Carl [97/597] has come upon Bkid [319/489] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:52:46 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/19/22 17:30:38] BUSY [136/440] has challenged Carl [424/597] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:21:54 is added to BUSY's clock.
[01/22/22 01:38:51] Carl [139/597] has come upon nyuszika7h [542/592] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:25:25 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/22/22 09:48:11] Thorael [289/1017] has challenged Carl [2/597] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from Thorael's clock.
[01/22/22 13:20:06] Carl died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 21:37:06 from level 59.
[01/23/22 09:05:05] thornrag, Bkid, and jacob1 [227/2036] have team battled Carl, Majak, and keepermurph [628/2084] and lost! 0 days, 04:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[01/24/22 13:28:37] Nuae [174/504] has come upon Carl [90/597] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:49:23 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[01/24/22 13:30:22] Carl [335/597] has come upon t3chn0 [61/663] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:47:49 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/26/22 15:03:56] Carl [68/597] has challenged washclof [14/864] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:29:36 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/26/22 19:04:45] Carl [532/597] has challenged Ecko [159/425] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:48:41 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/27/22 04:54:42] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:50:55 towards level 59.
[01/28/22 01:49:12] Chuck [212/550] has challenged Carl [428/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:13:01 is added to Chuck's clock.
[01/28/22 10:14:02] RussellB, Carl, and scumola [86/2034] have team battled canton7, bsleep, and Phil [726/2039] and lost! 0 days, 05:17:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/28/22 15:31:48] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 0 days, 08:27:29 toward level 59.
[01/28/22 18:03:08] sid3windr, sc, Carl, and HeavyPodda have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/30/22 18:36:10] Carl sharpened the edge of their weapon! Carl's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[01/31/22 02:35:36] Carl bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:39:29 towards level 59.
[01/31/22 09:14:56] Carl [583/645] has challenged Yarosh [416/474] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from Carl's clock.
[02/02/22 20:12:13] VonToutCourt [239/825] has challenged Carl [324/645] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:01:48 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[02/03/22 13:14:07] Affliction, cfjk, and blabber [159/1613] have team battled Carl, pfoley, and zbe [608/1814] and lost! 6 days, 11:57:19 is added to their clocks.
[02/03/22 15:12:06] Carl [551/645] has come upon Misza [852/937] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:37:44 is added to Carl's clock.
[02/03/22 16:21:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 27 days, 07:47:08 toward level 60.
[02/03/22 21:39:48] Carl, drahthaar, and mordac [392/1742] have team battled Varjatticus, hdm, and ephemer0l [151/1751] and won! 1 day, 23:26:54 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/22 02:01:02] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:58:51 towards level 60.
[02/04/22 07:15:27] SSLbits [10/46] has challenged Carl [541/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[02/04/22 07:29:38] Tangles [15/771] has challenged Carl [81/645] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Tangles's clock.
[02/04/22 14:23:53] kptr [287/492] has challenged Carl [165/645] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:45:14 is removed from kptr's clock.
[02/05/22 04:39:27] Aelane, RussellB, and Mattusmindus [1894/2479] have team battled nya, Carl, and Chuck [1206/2051] and won! 1 day, 00:37:06 is removed from their clocks.
[02/05/22 08:27:21] The_Decryptor [119/918] has challenged Carl [634/645] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:31:32 is added to The_Decryptor's clock.
[02/06/22 17:43:47] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:44 towards level 60.
[02/06/22 17:53:19] Malvolio [284/305] has challenged Carl [82/645] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:29:19 is removed from Malvolio's clock.
[02/07/22 06:36:32] strife [623/647] has challenged Carl [157/645] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:58:14 is removed from strife's clock.
[02/07/22 08:53:44] tsr [300/735] has come upon Carl [520/645] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:52:42 is added to tsr's clock.
[02/07/22 12:37:07] Carl [401/645] has challenged anarcat [250/1100] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:20:12 is removed from Carl's clock.
[02/09/22 20:03:47] pwae [228/601] has come upon Carl [253/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:45:51 is added to pwae's clock.
[02/10/22 05:10:14] Carl was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:55 from level 60.
[02/10/22 11:05:42] Carl [371/645] has challenged ToHellWithGA [651/963] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to Carl's clock.
[02/10/22 22:51:26] Carl learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:20:19 towards level 61.
[02/11/22 00:53:16] Reilly [259/674] has challenged Carl [174/645] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:55:03 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[02/11/22 12:32:02] Carl stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:37:43 towards level 61.
[02/11/22 17:56:21] Kritzefitz [310/915] has challenged Carl [392/645] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:18:06 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[02/12/22 02:58:00] Carl [219/645] has challenged MistahKel [317/884] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:54:13 is added to Carl's clock.
[02/13/22 17:06:13] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:04:41 towards level 61.
[02/14/22 22:10:44] Carl [30/645] has challenged gradator [453/635] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:54:49 is added to Carl's clock.
[02/15/22 19:40:06] Kritzefitz [620/915] has come upon Carl [220/645] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:43:51 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[02/16/22 15:26:51] Carl was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:27:52 from level 61.
[02/18/22 01:31:51] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:10:00 towards level 61.
[02/18/22 10:05:12] rawgreaze [424/527] has challenged Carl [493/645] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[02/18/22 16:05:08] Carl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:01:05 from level 61.
[02/19/22 20:46:32] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:17:05 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 07:10:53] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:50:07 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 13:25:35] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:59:38 towards level 61.
[02/20/22 15:07:51] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:51:18 towards level 61.
[02/21/22 03:41:50] Chuck [25/555] has come upon Carl [70/645] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:32:08 is added to Chuck's clock.
[02/21/22 11:27:03] GyrosGeier [137/578] has come upon Carl [601/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:01:26 is added to GyrosGeier's clock.
[02/21/22 20:49:05] Nysdar [302/533] has come upon Carl [529/645] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:57:50 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[02/23/22 20:59:41] Carl burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Carl's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[02/24/22 03:53:03] cremefresh [650/710] has challenged Carl [421/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:51:29 is removed from cremefresh's clock.
[02/25/22 00:56:02] HellSpawn, Sherpard2, and Kazador [1539/1575] have team battled vegadark, pants, and Carl [1501/1927] and won! 0 days, 01:43:18 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/22 19:26:39] Carl, dyvonna, and Bolded [753/1469] have team battled starlink, Bluedog, and Tenorman [925/2561] and lost! 0 days, 00:31:02 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/22 23:29:24] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:40 towards level 61.
[02/28/22 01:51:27] Carl, Acolarh, and Wolf [217/2096] have team battled t3chn0, Andrio, and Ecko [668/1649] and lost! 3 days, 05:19:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/22 10:53:00] Carl [78/640] has come upon Alarien [478/613] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:53:24 is added to Carl's clock.
[02/28/22 17:26:58] Carl learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:44:29 towards level 61.
[02/28/22 21:19:19] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:13:49 towards level 61.
[03/01/22 07:46:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Carl with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 13:17:16 from level 61.
[03/02/22 21:59:47] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:38:14 towards level 61.
[03/03/22 20:56:21] Tangles, washclof, and Carl [7/2284] have team battled Koffa, adamus1red, and pwae [307/1950] and lost! 2 days, 22:37:43 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/22 01:33:21] ryp [61/247] has challenged Carl [543/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to ryp's clock.
[03/04/22 02:42:59] judahnator, Carl, and Fenrik [152/2030] have team battled Ungoliant, V, and nawcom [1015/1858] and lost! 1 day, 04:23:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/22 04:09:08] Carl discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:59:14 towards level 61.
[03/05/22 01:47:51] Carl [203/640] has come upon solarsparq [456/683] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:06:41 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/05/22 03:34:44] Carl [481/640] has challenged Paganel [379/662] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:07:00 is removed from Carl's clock.
[03/05/22 22:35:22] Carl stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:43:57 towards level 61.
[03/06/22 03:22:26] jjasghar [611/659] has challenged Carl [36/640] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from jjasghar's clock.
[03/06/22 05:21:16] Paganel [255/665] has come upon Carl [159/640] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:56:32 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[03/07/22 02:00:56] cremefresh [752/765] has come upon Carl [393/640] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:43:31 is removed from cremefresh's clock.
[03/07/22 10:29:00] Carl lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:00:30 from level 61.
[03/08/22 05:35:33] CrashOverride [20/734] has come upon Carl [399/640] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:07:29 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[03/08/22 11:17:32] bananaboat [156/584] has challenged Carl [354/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:32:28 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[03/10/22 07:35:04] Ralle, JackyB, and cfjk [80/1468] have team battled A_Dragon, Carl, and Algernon [1253/2096] and lost! 1 day, 16:38:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/11/22 01:19:53] ephemer0l [261/535] has challenged Carl [135/640] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:46:42 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[03/11/22 02:03:44] Tenorman [181/930] has come upon Carl [201/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:32:02 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[03/11/22 10:23:43] Crazycatlady [628/731] has come upon Carl [453/640] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:49:08 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/13/22 13:37:40] CodeGeek [587/898] has come upon Carl [551/640] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:04:56 is removed from CodeGeek's clock.
[03/14/22 00:11:04] Carl died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:44:41 from level 61.
[03/14/22 17:58:52] Carl [189/640] has come upon bookworm [528/664] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:49:03 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/15/22 06:50:28] Arch [150/617] has challenged Carl [416/640] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:21:33 is added to Arch's clock.
[03/15/22 21:20:02] pyre, bobvador, and kinus [1212/1908] have team battled Neil, Carl, and Silvanus_Betrium [363/1710] and won! 0 days, 15:07:10 is removed from their clocks.
[03/16/22 10:55:53] Carl [196/640] has challenged mordac [498/501] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:36:25 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/16/22 21:48:12] Carl, valek, and scumola [1614/1908] have team battled BUSY, Bolded, and DrinkyBird [430/1881] and won! 0 days, 20:42:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/22 08:09:50] Carl [442/640] has challenged HeavyPodda [421/589] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:21:08 is removed from Carl's clock.
[03/20/22 11:13:24] BastelBot, SirBummelz, and Carl [208/1604] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, Hirion, and Bolded [1371/1819] and lost! 0 days, 17:03:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/22/22 02:04:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 2 days, 22:45:00 toward level 61.
[03/22/22 19:55:20] Carl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:10:34 from level 61.
[03/22/22 22:32:04] Carl [436/640] has come upon t3chn0 [109/678] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:49:41 is removed from Carl's clock.
[03/23/22 06:20:52] Carl [602/640] has come upon Lenny_ [97/405] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:29:47 is removed from Carl's clock.
[03/23/22 18:59:52] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:00:28 towards level 61.
[03/24/22 20:19:53] aqsd, ion, and Carl [972/1717] have team battled yano, RussellB, and CompanionCube [947/2343] and won! 0 days, 00:48:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/22 23:34:39] Carl [322/640] has challenged Kachin [381/933] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/26/22 14:29:26] Carl [334/640] has come upon Ungoliant [104/467] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:46:25 is removed from Carl's clock.
[03/27/22 02:10:07] idleneutral [107/229] has challenged Carl [234/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:00 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[03/27/22 05:17:57] KindOne [481/490] has come upon Carl [632/640] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 04:11:50 is added to KindOne's clock.
[03/27/22 12:53:45] ion [160/563] has challenged Carl [320/640] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:50:46 is added to ion's clock.
[03/28/22 14:13:07] idleevil [260/279] has challenged Carl [463/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:08:40 is added to idleevil's clock.
[03/29/22 14:38:10] talisein [674/760] has come upon Carl [383/640] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:24:03 is removed from talisein's clock.
[03/29/22 18:10:32] Carl was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:42:10 towards level 62.
[03/29/22 18:14:21] kinus [299/489] has challenged Carl [196/640] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from kinus's clock.
[03/30/22 07:52:34] Carl [490/640] has come upon csc2ya [163/710] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:14:29 is removed from Carl's clock.
[03/30/22 19:15:36] Carl [67/640] has come upon eroc1990 [72/456] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:48:39 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/30/22 20:48:05] Carl was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:49:11 from level 62.
[03/31/22 16:52:32] Carl, tmberg, and CodeGeek [299/2436] have team battled bg, tomhek, and Asara [794/2051] and lost! 3 days, 00:10:14 is added to their clocks.
[04/01/22 03:47:07] Omega [48/697] has come upon Carl [349/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:43:40 is added to Omega's clock.
[04/01/22 21:38:20] Carl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:01:45 towards level 62.
[04/02/22 09:33:40] Carl [563/640] has come upon Lenny_ [356/405] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:30:28 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/02/22 19:10:04] Chuck [412/653] has come upon Carl [134/640] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 19:52:37 is removed from Chuck's clock.
[04/02/22 22:34:37] Carl [360/640] has come upon coding_monk [57/581] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:57:16 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/03/22 17:35:45] Carl, sky, and TheSilentLink [1016/1953] have team battled tomhek, DrinkyBird, and V [932/2184] and won! 0 days, 14:31:08 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/22 01:05:39] Carl grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:43:38 towards level 62.
[04/04/22 14:33:53] Mattusmindus [418/1189] has come upon Carl [289/640] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:58:46 is removed from Mattusmindus's clock.
[04/04/22 16:53:19] Carl [288/640] has challenged buzel [587/798] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:59:07 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/04/22 18:53:42] Cirdan [398/938] has challenged Carl [156/640] in combat and won! 8 days, 05:02:17 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[04/04/22 22:54:28] iiriix [186/580] has challenged Carl [406/640] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:51:27 is added to iiriix's clock.
[04/04/22 23:54:38] Carl [212/640] has challenged nyuszika7h [645/655] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:37:20 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/07/22 10:54:03] GyrosGeier, Pricey, and cfjk [683/1654] have team battled laama, Carl, and nya [935/2146] and lost! 0 days, 02:02:16 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/22 09:22:02] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:41:50 towards level 62.
[04/08/22 12:28:09] golgy, gradator, and Carl [766/1977] have team battled allo, jjasghar, and TheGreatest [966/1626] and lost! 2 days, 15:33:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/22 13:39:08] Kritzefitz [6/936] has come upon Carl [346/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:24:52 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[04/10/22 11:37:57] Carl [193/640] has come upon Gorek [371/949] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:25:45 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/10/22 14:20:13] Carl [248/640] has challenged coding_monk [342/581] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:51:42 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/11/22 05:51:56] Carl [15/640] has come upon kenyon [341/833] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:59:00 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/11/22 19:36:36] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:00:12 towards level 62.
[04/12/22 11:41:39] crank [278/723] has challenged Carl [507/640] in combat and lost! 4 days, 08:01:45 is added to crank's clock.
[04/12/22 14:14:10] Ecko [356/424] has come upon Carl [500/640] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:34:44 is added to Ecko's clock.
[04/12/22 19:17:16] Puff, Abe, and pfoley [1402/1826] have team battled sam, Nuae, and Carl [334/1845] and won! 1 day, 20:45:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/22 16:31:11] Carl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Carl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/15/22 01:35:46] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:12:21 towards level 62.
[04/15/22 04:16:13] Kritzefitz [618/936] has come upon Carl [603/646] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:19:07 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[04/15/22 06:09:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 5 days, 05:12:21 toward level 62.
[04/16/22 06:28:43] Sombra [716/836] has come upon Carl [118/646] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:57:50 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[04/16/22 17:41:23] adamus1red, unicron, Carl, and Omega have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/17/22 03:44:42] Carl [55/646] has come upon omero [267/520] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:35:32 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/17/22 14:01:04] eising [367/568] has come upon Carl [502/646] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:23:16 is added to eising's clock.
[04/20/22 10:51:49] Carl was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:47:17 from level 62.
[04/21/22 11:17:17] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:45 towards level 62.
[04/22/22 11:46:35] Carl [261/646] has come upon Abe [208/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:32:15 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/22/22 18:29:19] Carl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:13:30 towards level 62.
[04/23/22 01:09:23] Carl was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:20:20 towards level 62.
[04/23/22 06:59:05] nyuszika7h [118/672] has come upon Carl [382/646] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:33:25 is added to nyuszika7h's clock.
[04/23/22 23:27:26] bananaboat, Malvolio, and Fam0r [932/1672] have team battled marrrrrrrrrr, Carl, and crawlingchaos [488/1074] and won! 0 days, 13:07:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 10:14:33] Carl [208/646] has challenged jayvee [526/751] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:13 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/24/22 12:59:18] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:04:04 towards level 62.
[04/24/22 14:03:12] Carl [494/725] has challenged texke [236/715] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/29/22 01:11:28] GilbertErik, cadfael, and solarsparq [854/2124] have team battled Sergio, Carl, and hdm [377/2496] and won! 2 days, 15:28:13 is removed from their clocks.
[04/30/22 14:44:49] Carl [132/725] has challenged heisenbug [209/563] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:37:10 is added to Carl's clock.
[05/01/22 05:31:42] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:36:12 towards level 63.
[05/01/22 07:43:53] Carl invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:43:30 towards level 63.
[05/02/22 02:59:34] Carl sharpened the edge of their weapon! Carl's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/02/22 11:54:02] dyvonna [307/557] has challenged Carl [699/745] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:41:34 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[05/02/22 21:00:26] VonToutCourt [264/841] has come upon Carl [187/745] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:29:16 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[05/03/22 10:00:54] hax404 [449/451] has come upon Carl [661/745] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:56:05 is added to hax404's clock.
[05/04/22 21:13:53] Carl [703/745] has come upon BastelBot [176/500] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:03:13 is removed from Carl's clock.
[05/05/22 15:09:17] crank [329/718] has challenged Carl [242/745] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:32:29 is removed from crank's clock.
[05/06/22 04:33:27] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:51:29 towards level 63.
[05/07/22 08:34:54] Carl [628/745] has come upon Jaxxsinn [302/323] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:18:31 is removed from Carl's clock.
[05/08/22 13:11:10] Carl [719/745] has come upon sc [857/993] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:23:35 is added to Carl's clock.
[05/08/22 18:59:34] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:35:45 towards level 63.
[05/08/22 22:27:53] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:16:11 towards level 63.
[05/09/22 04:28:33] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:05:34 towards level 63.
[05/10/22 16:50:39] opcode, crysis, and Hirion [1408/1876] have team battled Carl, kenyon, and Andrio [1607/2190] and lost! 0 days, 16:06:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/12/22 22:11:14] Yuhno [411/680] has come upon Carl [253/745] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 07:23:15 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[05/14/22 10:54:13] gildarts, munkis, and Tabmow [164/1927] have team battled Carl, gradator, and Sleepy_boi [356/1821] and lost! 0 days, 08:39:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/22 01:11:22] blackroot, Ralle, and texke [186/1877] have team battled Carl, pwae, and Drin [925/2108] and lost! 0 days, 20:42:53 is added to their clocks.
[05/15/22 22:08:11] Carl got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:35:33 from level 63.
[05/16/22 09:42:32] golgy [163/748] has come upon Carl [396/745] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 22:51:11 is added to golgy's clock.
[05/16/22 14:06:52] Tenorman [894/920] has challenged Carl [386/745] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:11:58 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[05/17/22 00:34:47] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:51:12 towards level 63.
[05/17/22 01:09:10] spex [577/817] has challenged Carl [448/745] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:18:50 is removed from spex's clock.
[05/17/22 07:51:55] Juan [220/558] has come upon Carl [45/745] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:21:52 is removed from Juan's clock.
[05/18/22 00:20:00] Omega, Carl, and Wam [197/2472] have team battled Yarosh, texke, and canton7 [48/1864] and won! 0 days, 09:10:39 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 01:28:19] Cirdan [373/977] has come upon Carl [569/745] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:57:08 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[05/18/22 10:12:36] zbe, kenyon, and gradator [622/2342] have team battled Reilly, Carl, and Algernon [267/1995] and won! 0 days, 07:39:11 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 11:00:15] Carl set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:06:18 from level 63.
[05/18/22 13:53:07] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:46:46 towards level 63.
[05/18/22 15:13:08] Carl stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:10:21 towards level 63.
[05/18/22 21:46:54] Carl [333/745] has come upon zifnab06 [485/803] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:43:05 is added to Carl's clock.
[05/19/22 01:21:19] Carl [225/745] has come upon ukleinek [271/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:12:35 is added to Carl's clock.
[05/19/22 05:44:12] kinus, Yarosh, and idleneutral [1380/1524] have team battled misha, Carl, and yano [1507/1924] and lost! 1 day, 04:17:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/20/22 17:08:46] Carl, Sombra, and Sleepy_boi [1061/2063] have team battled gildarts, kptr, and tmberg [1742/1918] and lost! 0 days, 08:22:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/21/22 00:28:36] Carl [573/745] has challenged tomhek [576/807] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:55:05 is added to Carl's clock.
[05/21/22 06:42:06] Carl sharpened the edge of their weapon! Carl's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/24/22 00:27:22] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 0 days, 13:22:09 toward level 63.
[05/24/22 10:53:38] hdm [272/972] has come upon Carl [386/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:33:24 is added to hdm's clock.
[05/24/22 23:13:11] Carl [90/767] has challenged zcy [253/600] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:01:32 is added to Carl's clock.
[05/25/22 01:26:27] Carl [297/767] has come upon Nechayev [121/550] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 16:22:32 is removed from Carl's clock.
[05/25/22 01:26:27] Carl has dealt Nechayev a Critical Strike! 13 days, 16:55:19 is added to Nechayev's clock.
[05/26/22 04:22:45] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:08:56 towards level 64.
[05/27/22 07:29:24] tomgus1 [315/358] has challenged Carl [757/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:53:50 is added to tomgus1's clock.
[05/29/22 00:28:18] nya [43/793] has challenged Carl [684/767] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to nya's clock.
[05/29/22 12:35:03] achin [28/94] has challenged Carl [747/767] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:40 is added to achin's clock.
[05/29/22 21:12:17] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:35:27 towards level 64.
[06/02/22 01:04:12] SCSi [289/546] has challenged Carl [118/767] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:31:14 is removed from SCSi's clock.
[06/02/22 14:16:33] Carl [655/767] has come upon Cockatrice [378/489] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:46:01 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/04/22 05:48:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 20 days, 00:58:07 toward level 64.
[06/07/22 03:16:04] Carl got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:41:59 from level 64.
[06/08/22 18:15:39] xbill, Tabmow, and Destruia [911/2279] have team battled Carl, nyuszika7h, and Pricey [991/2122] and lost! 0 days, 10:09:04 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/22 15:24:17] yano [651/728] has come upon Carl [75/767] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:32:26 is removed from yano's clock.
[06/09/22 22:23:20] Nechayev [288/550] has come upon Carl [274/767] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:04:33 is removed from Nechayev's clock.
[06/11/22 21:53:45] Carl discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:51 towards level 64.
[06/12/22 16:21:35] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:24:59 towards level 64.
[06/12/22 20:06:29] Carl [756/772] has challenged Chuck [93/602] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:39:18 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/14/22 01:47:36] JigmeDatse, Notir, and CornFly [65/1802] have team battled Carl, blackroot, and sky [1687/1968] and lost! 0 days, 15:08:03 is added to their clocks.
[06/14/22 14:35:44] Bluedog [343/680] has come upon Carl [86/772] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:53:08 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[06/14/22 22:05:37] Carl, jacob1, and "\@_ [1379/2535] have team battled hdm, sky, and CompanionCube [1383/2460] and lost! 6 days, 03:31:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/15/22 12:50:01] scumola, Carl, and Geoff [1997/2016] have team battled Cah, BUSY, and Malvolio [1190/1473] and won! 1 day, 17:37:59 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 00:43:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 10 days, 02:33:42 toward level 65.
[06/16/22 06:31:23] Carl [505/772] has challenged Tenorman [553/654] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:36:09 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/16/22 13:46:55] Tabmow [493/536] has come upon Carl [686/772] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:49:23 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[06/17/22 14:22:35] Affliction [475/712] has come upon Carl [382/772] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:02:56 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[06/18/22 05:40:45] tmberg [153/854] has challenged Carl [645/772] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:10:49 is added to tmberg's clock.
[06/18/22 10:45:50] SirBummelz [201/682] has come upon Carl [473/772] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 12:34:22 is added to SirBummelz's clock.
[06/18/22 11:11:45] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:29:47 towards level 65.
[06/19/22 13:19:29] ChowderKeg [347/715] has come upon Carl [662/772] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:55:39 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[06/20/22 09:44:27] Carl [24/772] has come upon Hirion [293/599] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:07:33 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/22/22 16:13:32] Carl [570/772] has come upon Ferris [217/623] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:37:27 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/23/22 22:30:46] Carl [642/772] has come upon idleevil [23/576] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 19:26:08 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/26/22 14:37:40] Carl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:18:07 from level 65.
[06/26/22 23:38:47] mrmonday, Carl, and Minus [1426/1872] have team battled Togra, adamus1red, and ukleinek [1767/2126] and lost! 1 day, 03:05:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/28/22 12:43:39] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:54:37 towards level 65.
[06/28/22 23:58:29] JamCow [628/811] has come upon Carl [570/772] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:07:13 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[06/29/22 15:42:31] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:48:10 towards level 65.
[06/30/22 02:23:23] MetaNova, sam, and Carl [1141/1955] have team battled hugga, drahthaar, and Thorael [120/2211] and won! 1 day, 05:18:16 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/22 02:26:48] Carl invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:04 towards level 65.
[07/01/22 08:03:15] cremefresh [453/741] has come upon Carl [619/772] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:46:24 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[07/02/22 02:42:15] Carl [474/772] has come upon cfjk [360/557] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 07:33:35 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/03/22 11:48:02] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:16 towards level 65.
[07/04/22 19:20:00] Carl [311/772] has come upon laama [244/739] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:19:45 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/05/22 07:33:53] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:02:58 towards level 65.
[07/06/22 06:15:52] Carl [423/772] has challenged d4n13L [226/540] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:14:23 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/07/22 22:31:07] contyk [5/232] has challenged Carl [113/772] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to contyk's clock.
[07/09/22 12:45:49] Carl bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:54:46 from level 65.
[07/11/22 04:01:06] Carl stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:03:18 towards level 65.
[07/11/22 04:52:50] Carl [102/777] has challenged SirBummelz [178/711] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:52:09 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/11/22 14:04:18] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 00:42:16 towards level 66.
[07/12/22 05:18:02] bg, Crazycatlady, and Carl [805/2541] have team battled ChowderKeg, Techman, and aqsd [844/2209] and lost! 0 days, 09:59:35 is added to their clocks.
[07/12/22 06:45:44] Carl [755/777] has challenged Juan [154/558] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:26:01 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/12/22 14:56:37] Carl sharpened the edge of their weapon! Carl's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/13/22 03:57:36] Silvanus_Betrium, shikhin, and Sergio [1983/2222] have team battled canton7, Carl, and herald [800/2134] and won! 0 days, 05:47:19 is removed from their clocks.
[07/13/22 10:36:51] Carl [194/802] has come upon Fenrik [472/912] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:56:32 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/13/22 16:33:05] Carl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Carl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/14/22 00:21:31] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:55:08 from level 66.
[07/14/22 02:09:47] spex [449/785] has come upon Carl [127/809] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:10:56 is removed from spex's clock.
[07/14/22 09:56:31] Carl [179/809] has challenged hax404 [26/436] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:15:45 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/15/22 09:39:33] Kurenai, ufo-piloot, and Carl [1715/1722] have team battled pants, Kachin, and StalkR [756/2582] and won! 0 days, 16:54:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/22 13:08:32] slim, MELOONi, and Xenthys [244/2292] have team battled Kachin, Carl, and Chuck [1933/2393] and lost! 0 days, 14:15:21 is added to their clocks.
[07/15/22 16:31:58] Tangles, Carl, Theleveler, and Kritzefitz have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/16/22 07:46:25] Carl [67/809] has come upon blackroot [457/543] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:44:38 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/17/22 19:24:34] Carl [483/809] has come upon coding_monk [408/628] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:54:22 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/17/22 19:24:34] Carl has dealt coding_monk a Critical Strike! 3 days, 14:05:04 is added to coding_monk's clock.
[07/18/22 18:37:55] Yarosh, nya, and Cirdan [2199/2280] have team battled Alys, Carl, and Pricey [1267/2158] and won! 1 day, 16:34:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/22 22:00:50] Carl, el, and Tangles [303/2189] have team battled megubyte, bookworm, and <rainchick> [429/1660] and lost! 0 days, 21:10:58 is added to their clocks.
[07/20/22 21:24:15] Carl bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:14:22 towards level 66.
[07/22/22 19:29:04] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:23:01 towards level 66.
[07/23/22 04:20:53] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:46:16 from level 66.
[07/23/22 05:40:18] Carl [502/809] has challenged VonToutCourt [1315/1326] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:55:06 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/23/22 14:58:33] Carl saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:50:19 from level 66.
[07/23/22 19:20:33] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:41:44 towards level 66.
[07/23/22 23:17:41] rawgreaze [585/817] has come upon Carl [507/809] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:19:41 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[07/25/22 14:04:18] Carl, Juan, and io [1491/2210] have team battled CrashOverride, Pricey, and bg [1268/2546] and won! 0 days, 18:36:11 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/22 07:55:40] Russell [929/959] has challenged Carl [257/809] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:51:41 is removed from Russell's clock.
[07/26/22 08:55:53] Carl [534/809] has challenged JamCow [678/840] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:05:12 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/28/22 05:10:46] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:23:34 towards level 66.
[07/28/22 12:23:32] io [359/825] has challenged Carl [440/809] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to io's clock.
[07/28/22 13:06:46] Carl [212/809] has challenged spex [603/785] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:48:46 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/28/22 15:23:12] pyre [369/894] has challenged Carl [480/809] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:40:22 is added to pyre's clock.
[07/29/22 12:32:23] noex, crank, and Carl [1816/2034] have team battled Bluedog, caeli, and Tangles [726/2634] and won! 0 days, 20:44:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/22 17:09:42] hdm, tomhek, and Carl [1567/2557] have team battled megubyte, gegenschein, and eroc1990 [1187/2286] and won! 1 day, 02:42:07 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/22 23:30:30] canton7 [592/717] has come upon Carl [560/809] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:41:46 is removed from canton7's clock.
[07/31/22 05:57:41] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:21:42 towards level 66.
[07/31/22 17:38:53] Carl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Carl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/01/22 18:27:32] Carl [369/816] has challenged thornrag [263/702] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:45:35 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/02/22 08:00:29] Carl [181/816] has come upon Acolarh [349/641] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:12:16 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/03/22 04:54:46] launchd [351/460] has come upon Carl [518/816] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:04:35 is added to launchd's clock.
[08/06/22 08:37:59] ToHellWithGA, Carl, Notir, and BastelBot have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/06/22 18:52:35] Carl [485/816] has come upon nyuszika7h [173/666] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:51:48 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/07/22 06:28:25] hugga [64/584] has challenged Carl [705/834] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to hugga's clock.
[08/07/22 06:39:54] Puff, Tenedos, and launchd [593/1782] have team battled Minus, Carl, and GilbertErik [1538/2220] and lost! 0 days, 17:11:20 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/22 11:00:14] anarcat [60/1160] has challenged Carl [182/834] in combat and lost! 2 days, 10:18:17 is added to anarcat's clock.
[08/08/22 12:58:57] Carl [339/834] has come upon VOID [420/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:18:35 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/08/22 17:15:44] Carl invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:55 towards level 66.
[08/08/22 17:41:10] Carl [223/834] has challenged Kachin [958/971] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/09/22 05:10:02] Carl, canton7, and RussellB [1338/2399] have team battled hdm, Kritzefitz, and zifnab06 [2626/2826] and lost! 1 day, 02:42:10 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/22 01:32:04] Carl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 19:58:50 from level 67.
[08/10/22 03:19:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 8 days, 22:52:45 toward level 67.
[08/10/22 11:40:26] Sergio, postikana, and Sokar [1141/1883] have team battled Carl, enteral, and freeboson [361/2256] and won! 5 days, 09:52:50 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/22 18:48:13] Carl set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 02:42:28 from level 67.
[08/10/22 21:32:03] Carl, soltys, and blabber [1888/2563] have team battled tomhek, Yuhno, and Andrio [1589/2103] and won! 0 days, 01:54:34 is removed from their clocks.
[08/12/22 18:13:40] Carl burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Carl's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/13/22 00:14:40] Omega, Arch, and bananaboat [1055/2459] have team battled kiska, rawgreaze, and Carl [629/2689] and won! 6 days, 22:40:40 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/22 02:22:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 11 days, 12:26:31 toward level 67.
[08/14/22 16:30:25] adamus1red, heisenbug, and mordac [960/1901] have team battled xbill, Carl, and Platonides [1841/2504] and lost! 6 days, 05:06:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/22 19:46:23] blabber [543/842] has come upon Carl [367/829] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:58:40 is removed from blabber's clock.
[08/17/22 05:05:43] RussellB, scumola, and drahthaar [400/2357] have team battled postikana, Sleepy_boi, and Carl [1153/1818] and lost! 2 days, 00:15:24 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/22 22:20:17] Carl [146/829] has come upon Beefcan [475/688] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:28:16 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/18/22 01:26:54] ukleinek [96/591] has challenged Carl [91/829] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/18/22 22:45:16] Carl, DrinkyBird, and Kachin [421/2698] have team battled xbill, GilbertErik, and Gorek [1905/2645] and lost! 0 days, 05:13:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/19/22 18:55:53] "\@_ [146/1097] has challenged Carl [693/838] in combat and lost! 4 days, 11:51:15 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[08/19/22 23:56:06] Carl, dyvonna, and shikhin [699/2303] have team battled enteral, CompanionCube, and DrinkyBird [369/2353] and won! 5 days, 03:52:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/20/22 00:09:47] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:38:19 towards level 67.
[08/20/22 12:07:51] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:49:21 towards level 67.
[08/21/22 12:40:02] Carl [581/838] has come upon megubyte [138/552] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 07:06:48 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/21/22 23:06:20] Carl [157/838] has challenged Drin [373/533] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:53:18 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/22/22 08:49:42] Asara [168/531] has come upon Carl [810/838] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:53:11 is added to Asara's clock.
[08/22/22 11:08:48] Carl [463/838] has challenged gildarts [244/828] in combat and won! 5 days, 01:52:29 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/23/22 04:35:11] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 12 days, 04:31:47 toward level 67.
[08/23/22 17:22:02] Yarosh [143/493] has challenged Carl [2/838] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[08/24/22 08:59:14] Minus [344/745] has come upon Carl [677/838] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:43:39 is added to Minus's clock.
[08/24/22 09:28:33] xbill [455/1008] has come upon Carl [723/838] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:05:31 is added to xbill's clock.
[08/26/22 11:30:08] Carl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:05:45 from level 67.
[08/27/22 19:35:53] Paganel [546/668] has challenged Carl [517/838] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:49:49 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[08/28/22 17:17:53] Carl [306/838] has come upon Lord255 [212/883] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:47:02 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/28/22 21:21:59] hax404 [34/435] has come upon Carl [50/838] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:40:13 is added to hax404's clock.
[08/29/22 00:32:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 1 day, 22:04:49 toward level 67.
[08/30/22 20:49:28] Carl ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:33:30 from level 67.
[09/01/22 04:16:46] Crazycatlady, Carl, and Kemikals [990/1997] have team battled damyan, sc, and BastelBot [1722/1919] and lost! 0 days, 12:14:48 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/22 16:09:24] Carl learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:25 towards level 67.
[09/02/22 22:39:04] freeboson, KyloRen, and iiriix [1409/1958] have team battled adamus1red, Carl, and RussellB [1371/2566] and won! 1 day, 09:45:33 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/22 10:54:50] TimWolla [449/783] has challenged Carl [190/848] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:56:19 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[09/04/22 02:20:26] Carl [160/848] has challenged signofzeta [857/962] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to Carl's clock.
[09/04/22 15:41:08] Carl [221/848] has come upon Hex [179/630] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 17:16:23 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/05/22 09:40:49] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Carl with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 22:57:51 from level 68.
[09/05/22 20:39:22] Carl invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 17:37:41 towards level 68.
[09/05/22 23:02:02] Carl bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:58:00 towards level 68.
[09/07/22 13:06:15] Carl lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 15:39:58 from level 68.
[09/07/22 19:21:38] crysis [26/763] has come upon Carl [651/848] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:22:01 is added to crysis's clock.
[09/08/22 13:16:04] Carl bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:10:47 towards level 68.
[09/09/22 07:50:25] tomhek [681/811] has come upon Carl [60/848] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:42:38 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[09/09/22 15:49:17] Alarien [194/612] has come upon Carl [555/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:18:37 is added to Alarien's clock.
[09/09/22 20:46:37] Carl, Acolarh, and Khorne [1130/2502] have team battled crysis, achin, and CompanionCube [401/2321] and won! 6 days, 19:21:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/22 13:48:59] ion [116/875] has challenged Carl [512/848] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to ion's clock.
[09/12/22 18:43:56] jaxson, Carl, and Psilocybe [1171/2446] have team battled Alarien, jacob1, and Thorael [1661/2576] and lost! 2 days, 02:46:09 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/22 19:01:21] Ungoliant [138/735] has challenged Carl [625/848] in combat and lost! 4 days, 00:15:13 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[09/13/22 23:02:15] sc [519/829] has challenged Carl [641/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:44:08 is added to sc's clock.
[09/14/22 00:46:27] Carl [539/848] has come upon Tangles [263/815] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 23:39:43 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/14/22 04:19:43] Carl burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Carl's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/15/22 03:39:02] Carl [374/844] has come upon TauPan [642/816] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 20:16:04 is added to Carl's clock.
[09/15/22 13:10:18] Kachin [120/971] has challenged Carl [50/844] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:17:31 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[09/17/22 09:30:52] Affliction [57/729] has come upon Carl [750/844] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:08:49 is added to Affliction's clock.
[09/17/22 10:20:32] golgy [32/807] has come upon Carl [798/844] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:08:31 is added to golgy's clock.
[09/17/22 17:49:09] Merluzo, Gorek, and BenDover [277/1712] have team battled womblecat, RussellB, and Carl [1888/2821] and lost! 0 days, 01:00:35 is added to their clocks.
[09/19/22 18:33:26] Carl, nya, and Paganel [495/2230] have team battled el, tomhek, and laama [579/2242] and lost! 6 days, 18:08:31 is added to their clocks.
[09/22/22 03:43:47] sky [719/847] has challenged Carl [311/844] in combat and won! 8 days, 03:21:01 is removed from sky's clock.
[09/22/22 17:20:40] dwfreed [420/898] has come upon Carl [269/844] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:56:01 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[09/23/22 21:10:12] StalkR, Affliction, and DrinkyBird [1693/2405] have team battled t3chn0, cadfael, and Carl [692/2513] and won! 0 days, 19:55:39 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/22 00:53:22] tsr [519/710] has challenged Carl [0/844] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:41:48 is removed from tsr's clock.
[09/25/22 00:57:33] binaryhermit [4/37] has come upon Carl [351/844] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:02:05 is added to binaryhermit's clock.
[09/25/22 08:57:13] Thoraldr [53/114] has challenged Carl [235/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:00 is added to Thoraldr's clock.
[09/26/22 23:20:33] Carl [758/844] has come upon ahmubashshir [622/761] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:00:58 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/28/22 22:17:57] tsr [581/710] has challenged Carl [329/844] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:03:42 is removed from tsr's clock.
[09/28/22 22:17:57] tsr has dealt Carl a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:56:13 is added to Carl's clock.
[09/29/22 19:25:51] Carl [117/844] has come upon Misza [100/974] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:30:42 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/30/22 15:44:34] RussellB, bg, Misza, and Carl have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/01/22 05:23:51] Carl fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:07:14 from level 68.
[10/01/22 12:31:11] zifnab06 [372/572] has challenged Carl [754/844] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:36:32 is added to zifnab06's clock.
[10/02/22 14:15:34] io [370/1067] has come upon Carl [765/844] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:07:54 is added to io's clock.
[10/02/22 15:28:09] contyk [413/684] has challenged Carl [502/844] in combat and lost! 1 day, 09:43:17 is added to contyk's clock.
[10/03/22 07:22:29] VonToutCourt, womblecat, and jjasghar [1074/3117] have team battled idleneutral, Carl, and Kachin [398/2421] and won! 4 days, 03:21:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/22 02:51:34] Merluzo [348/450] has challenged Carl [614/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to Merluzo's clock.
[10/04/22 05:57:56] pyre, MELOONi, and n0ssh [191/2245] have team battled talisein, Alys, and Carl [522/2274] and lost! 0 days, 04:50:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/22 07:36:22] freeboson, Carl, and Finley [1724/2366] have team battled el, contyk, and yNos [1293/2066] and won! 2 days, 18:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[10/07/22 00:59:25] Carl [6/844] has challenged blabber [6/859] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:51:29 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/08/22 05:27:34] caeli, Carl, and buzel [1401/2688] have team battled Platonides, wowbagger, and Silvanus_Betrium [455/1796] and won! 1 day, 12:09:26 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/22 05:29:19] Carl, SirNeo, and jacob1 [1043/2343] have team battled pants, scumola, and Tabmow [326/2725] and won! 0 days, 15:44:35 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/22 11:19:24] Carl [84/844] has come upon Techman [366/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:54:08 is added to Carl's clock.
[10/11/22 16:23:56] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:35:05 towards level 68.
[10/13/22 10:25:56] jacquesssss, mordac, and Affliction [665/1723] have team battled Carl, style, and Kritzefitz [1330/2348] and lost! 0 days, 02:58:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/22 18:39:44] Carl [545/844] has challenged SirNeo [359/489] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:26:38 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/14/22 01:06:31] Carl [537/844] has come upon Finley [575/614] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:28:41 is added to Carl's clock.
[10/14/22 08:37:01] Ungoliant [716/727] has challenged Carl [74/844] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:44:02 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[10/14/22 17:49:30] Lenny_, crysis, and Abe [815/1885] have team battled Carl, gildarts, and freeboson [1099/2595] and lost! 0 days, 13:27:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/14/22 20:18:53] sky, Carl, hdm, and pyre have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/15/22 21:40:05] gegenschein [451/1065] has come upon Carl [298/844] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 09:20:29 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[10/17/22 03:31:36] Carl invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:52:47 towards level 69.
[10/17/22 06:45:34] Carl [595/844] has come upon Sherpard2 [648/653] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:52:25 is added to Carl's clock.
[10/17/22 13:06:25] Carl [65/844] has come upon adamus1red [84/819] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:29:28 is added to Carl's clock.
[10/18/22 09:10:18] Carl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:28:10 towards level 69.
[10/19/22 13:57:34] EddieT137 [502/914] has come upon Carl [312/844] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:04:45 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[10/20/22 09:04:29] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:42:24 towards level 69.
[10/20/22 21:10:01] JigmeDatse [501/733] has challenged Carl [764/844] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:44:04 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[10/21/22 18:14:29] Carl [496/844] has challenged jaxson [105/523] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:25:51 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/23/22 15:53:55] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:51:25 towards level 69.
[10/24/22 17:23:40] Carl, postikana, and kptr [1736/1843] have team battled CrashOverride, Kritzefitz, and V [1469/2775] and won! 0 days, 08:07:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/22 04:33:07] Merluzo [309/497] has challenged Carl [728/844] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:35:46 is added to Merluzo's clock.
[10/25/22 07:21:59] Carl was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:23:18 from level 69.
[10/27/22 18:27:20] Carl [34/844] has come upon Kronan [544/790] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:46:14 is added to Carl's clock.
[10/28/22 08:30:11] Carl found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:30:51 towards level 69.
[10/29/22 02:01:57] Carl [583/844] has come upon Hex [256/630] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:41:38 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/29/22 07:31:03] Carl [690/844] has come upon Arch [5/656] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:44:29 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/30/22 00:48:21] Feltharell, TauPan, and cornfeedhobo [460/2405] have team battled Carl, allo, and pwae [1561/2235] and lost! 5 days, 12:22:17 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/22 18:14:37] Carl had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:48:48 towards level 69.
[11/02/22 13:13:19] launchd, slim, and nyuszika7h [156/1650] have team battled Carl, pwae, and pants [726/2755] and lost! 0 days, 05:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/22 19:32:41] blabber, tmberg, and Khorne [973/2628] have team battled Carl, Cockatrice, and tomhek [262/2430] and won! 2 days, 13:02:47 is removed from their clocks.
[11/03/22 21:41:27] Carl died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:45:05 from level 69.
[11/05/22 09:55:56] Carl, tswsl, and Kronan [445/2331] have team battled GilbertErik, Bolded, and freeboson [195/2593] and won! 1 day, 04:29:00 is removed from their clocks.
[11/05/22 13:53:30] Carl found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:35:54 towards level 69.
[11/06/22 08:54:25] d4n13L [280/549] has come upon Carl [676/844] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:07:23 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[11/06/22 09:16:10] Carl [498/844] has challenged GilbertErik [380/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:27:05 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/06/22 19:07:24] Carl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Carl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/08/22 04:25:12] Carl [417/852] has challenged CodeGeek [613/978] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:28:20 is added to Carl's clock.
[11/08/22 05:52:10] Carl bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:25:08 towards level 69.
[11/09/22 06:56:32] Carl [349/852] has challenged Arch [329/656] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/09/22 09:13:35] caeli, idleevil, and pwae [115/2548] have team battled anarcat, Yarosh, and Carl [2160/2515] and lost! 5 days, 07:12:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/09/22 10:33:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 34 days, 18:39:27 toward level 70.
[11/11/22 08:03:12] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:46:12 towards level 70.
[11/12/22 15:35:30] Carl got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:49:09 from level 70.
[11/13/22 02:41:22] Carl lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:44:44 from level 70.
[11/13/22 07:20:03] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:18:03 towards level 70.
[11/13/22 21:54:57] kptr [148/476] has challenged Carl [550/852] in combat and lost! 4 days, 17:32:08 is added to kptr's clock.
[11/14/22 11:01:50] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:04:55 towards level 70.
[11/14/22 15:09:28] ion, gildarts, and CrashOverride [2477/2599] have team battled anarcat, Carl, and dyvonna [2141/2637] and won! 1 day, 16:52:15 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/22 00:16:19] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:01:42 towards level 70.
[11/15/22 13:14:40] Carl [607/863] has come upon Thorael [329/685] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:44:15 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/15/22 16:04:16] Asara [314/609] has challenged Carl [118/863] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:10:39 is removed from Asara's clock.
[11/15/22 23:32:26] Carl, spex, and SirNeo [1893/2473] have team battled Sombra, ahmubashshir, and cadfael [2597/2652] and lost! 1 day, 04:55:54 is added to their clocks.
[11/16/22 09:55:06] dwfreed [465/1152] has come upon Carl [676/863] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 06:46:25 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[11/18/22 05:56:16] Carl [180/863] has come upon MetaNova [23/716] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:15:46 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/19/22 00:38:57] rawgreaze [841/864] has come upon Carl [129/863] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:12:37 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[11/19/22 03:22:29] sc [3/742] has challenged Carl [112/863] in combat and lost! 3 days, 02:49:35 is added to sc's clock.
[11/20/22 10:29:01] Carl [666/863] has challenged Acolarh [109/880] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:53:07 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/21/22 11:13:41] Carl stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:46 towards level 70.
[11/21/22 23:42:50] Carl stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:06 towards level 70.
[11/22/22 00:00:06] Carl [377/883] has challenged cadfael [494/795] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:09:10 is added to Carl's clock.
[12/01/22 20:15:36] MetaNova [390/727] has come upon Carl [163/883] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:48:46 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[12/02/22 15:49:21] Ganonk, Tuxx, and shikhin [1779/1798] have team battled signofzeta, V, and Carl [1955/2788] and lost! 0 days, 12:03:49 is added to their clocks.
[12/03/22 14:29:57] Carl [18/883] has come upon Covid-19 [890/952] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:17:18 is added to Carl's clock.
[12/04/22 05:17:58] Carl set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:57:41 from level 71.
[12/06/22 14:00:29] Carl [692/883] has come upon shikhin [464/970] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 14:35:26 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/06/22 17:58:04] Carl [760/883] has challenged cornfeedhobo [271/687] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:00:33 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/08/22 08:07:11] Carl [720/883] has challenged Algernon [524/745] in combat and won! 8 days, 14:25:11 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/08/22 15:10:32] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:03:38 towards level 71.
[12/09/22 04:32:45] Tangles [472/746] has challenged Carl [463/883] in combat and won! 10 days, 01:27:44 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[12/09/22 06:53:32] Carl set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:26:54 from level 71.
[12/09/22 22:19:02] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:58:13 towards level 71.
[12/10/22 07:10:30] Carl [324/883] has come upon Gonpael [169/267] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:32:02 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/10/22 12:20:25] Carl [441/883] has come upon AlexS [240/513] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:47:47 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/11/22 00:25:48] dnc [34/210] has challenged Carl [867/883] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to dnc's clock.
[12/11/22 14:26:15] Carl [697/883] has challenged t3chn0 [573/906] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:17:57 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/11/22 17:31:28] Carl was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:25:25 from level 71.
[12/12/22 14:14:25] gradator [295/537] has challenged Carl [455/883] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to gradator's clock.
[12/12/22 14:27:40] AlinConstantin, unicron, Carl, and Khorne have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/13/22 14:41:56] Tenedos, thornrag, and Carl [599/2129] have team battled anarcat, dyvonna, and Destruia [1139/2577] and lost! 3 days, 05:11:46 is added to their clocks.
[12/13/22 22:39:08] Carl, StalkR, and mordac [1920/2410] have team battled Destruia, Lenny_, and solarsparq [544/1984] and won! 0 days, 03:51:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/14/22 21:28:40] Carl stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:27:09 towards level 71.
[12/15/22 18:50:41] Carl [294/883] has challenged Omega [664/1031] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:47:56 is added to Carl's clock.
[12/16/22 11:28:01] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:00:59 towards level 71.
[12/16/22 13:55:43] Carl [399/883] has challenged Nuae [141/674] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:25:11 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/16/22 20:57:29] Carl [784/883] has challenged bsleep [759/1228] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:04:58 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/18/22 09:50:39] kzootech, damyan, and Carl [244/2182] have team battled linear, Platonides, and ahmubashshir [651/2256] and lost! 1 day, 09:04:03 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/22 12:40:47] DownAndUp, Tangles, and CrashOverride [2066/2071] have team battled "\@_, HeavyPodda, and Carl [1336/2654] and won! 2 days, 07:39:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/20/22 00:59:45] scumola [794/931] has challenged Carl [530/883] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from scumola's clock.
[12/20/22 19:11:25] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:51:16 towards level 71.
[12/21/22 17:45:43] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:14:03 towards level 71.
[12/22/22 06:50:27] Carl EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:18:43 from level 71.
[12/22/22 12:42:33] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:55:04 towards level 71.
[12/23/22 05:23:59] muirrum [323/415] has come upon Carl [760/883] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:33:28 is added to muirrum's clock.
[12/24/22 12:46:19] Carl learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:44:57 towards level 71.
[12/24/22 17:38:49] herald [129/724] has come upon Carl [247/883] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:27:16 is added to herald's clock.
[12/25/22 17:54:25] Carl, yano, and CornFly [127/2625] have team battled kenyon, allo, and enteral [1533/2277] and lost! 0 days, 08:07:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/25/22 18:03:12] contyk, thornrag, and HellSpawn [2169/2399] have team battled kenyon, Khorne, and Carl [2174/2817] and lost! 0 days, 04:34:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/22 02:17:15] io [421/1149] has come upon Carl [741/883] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:22:55 is added to io's clock.
[12/27/22 18:38:12] Carl [727/912] has challenged Lenny_ [75/553] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:51:18 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/28/22 08:49:05] Carl died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 16:53:23 from level 72.
[12/29/22 01:57:17] Carl was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 01:30:27 from level 72.
[12/29/22 09:08:10] muirrum [64/415] has challenged Carl [472/912] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:07:03 is added to muirrum's clock.
[01/01/23 23:27:58] Carl [578/912] has challenged ukleinek [404/499] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:02:41 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/02/23 03:28:51] Bolded [727/925] has challenged Carl [46/912] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:50:32 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[01/03/23 08:41:15] Carl [204/912] has come upon Gorek [253/940] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:51:09 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/04/23 09:31:59] wollu, Stevland, and Carl [558/2088] have team battled jjasghar, Alarien, and Ungoliant [699/2342] and lost! 0 days, 01:40:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/23 11:14:40] HeavyPodda, Gorek, and Aksej [1096/2553] have team battled Carl, wille, and ZOTTA [863/2263] and won! 1 day, 05:30:56 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/23 11:50:13] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:01:56 towards level 72.
[01/05/23 20:05:44] Carl got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:23:48 from level 72.
[01/06/23 12:53:06] Carl [757/912] has challenged bookworm [419/686] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:59:43 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/11/23 05:02:51] Clarth [278/292] has challenged Carl [109/912] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:24:15 is removed from Clarth's clock.
[01/11/23 21:33:09] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:24:16 from level 72.
[01/12/23 04:01:28] Carl [216/912] has come upon bookworm [43/686] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:33:31 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/12/23 14:26:50] Carl [99/912] has challenged Berserker [177/399] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:23:44 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/14/23 02:45:22] Khorne [867/1049] has come upon Carl [767/912] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:12:53 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[01/14/23 18:23:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 1 day, 13:26:53 toward level 72.
[01/14/23 19:21:20] Acolarh, Carl, mordac, and laama have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/15/23 05:27:04] Carl [650/912] has come upon Arch [283/667] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:39:02 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/17/23 07:20:34] Carl bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:49:12 towards level 72.
[01/18/23 02:58:15] SirBummelz [652/858] has challenged Carl [885/912] in combat and lost! 2 days, 12:11:12 is added to SirBummelz's clock.
[01/18/23 22:31:38] Carl invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:26:10 towards level 72.
[01/19/23 05:04:25] Carl [173/912] has challenged Lord255 [266/771] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:13:43 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/19/23 23:30:20] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:12:30 towards level 72.
[01/20/23 02:07:14] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:13:52 towards level 72.
[01/22/23 13:24:03] vegadark [226/655] has come upon Carl [10/912] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:14:55 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[01/22/23 15:44:33] Carl [262/912] has come upon zifnab06 [154/589] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:30:43 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/23/23 04:37:10] hax404 [350/444] has come upon Carl [896/912] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 18:08:50 is added to hax404's clock.
[01/23/23 07:42:08] sky, Psilocybe, and Notir [1474/3113] have team battled AlinConstantin, ChowderKeg, and Carl [193/2396] and won! 2 days, 07:35:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/23 12:33:53] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:55:09 towards level 72.
[01/23/23 14:28:46] Paganel [567/766] has challenged Carl [51/912] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[01/23/23 14:28:46] In the fierce battle, Carl dropped their level 32 set of leggings! Paganel picks it up, tossing their old level 23 set of leggings to Carl.
[01/25/23 00:49:51] Carl [840/903] has challenged Zaratustra [14/738] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:11:30 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/25/23 06:46:46] Carl [134/903] has come upon aqsd [370/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:48:20 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/25/23 09:48:47] Stevland, ufo-piloot, and SSLbits [1394/1954] have team battled Carl, nowz, and Zaratustra [1614/2140] and lost! 0 days, 00:12:38 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/23 22:23:58] Carl bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:47:21 towards level 72.
[01/27/23 09:01:55] Carl [276/903] has challenged Bolded [903/919] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:14 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/27/23 17:35:35] Carl [76/903] has challenged Lord255 [267/771] in combat and lost! 6 days, 07:38:12 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/28/23 13:17:26] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:22:53 towards level 73.
[03/15/23 04:51:32] Carl [334/903] has challenged CodeGeek [617/1047] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:00:54 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/16/23 03:56:24] Carl [277/903] has challenged tswsl [735/843] in combat and lost! 7 days, 03:30:30 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/16/23 22:54:17] Carl [366/903] has come upon cfebsv2 [327/364] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:45:46 is removed from Carl's clock.
[03/17/23 00:50:29] apb, Sombra, and scumola [434/3057] have team battled Carl, Faradome, and zbe [4/2589] and won! 0 days, 14:42:37 is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/23 06:12:29] Carl [878/903] has come upon A_Dragon [148/1071] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 20:30:19 is removed from Carl's clock.
[03/17/23 08:03:22] Carl invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:13:57 towards level 73.
[03/17/23 16:03:59] Carl [125/903] has challenged washclof [1005/1085] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:33:22 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/18/23 18:09:33] bsleep [1092/1332] has challenged Carl [856/903] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:42:59 is removed from bsleep's clock.
[03/19/23 03:45:13] Carl [724/903] has come upon DontEvenPeek [218/549] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:20:24 is removed from Carl's clock.
[03/19/23 22:13:36] Carl [752/903] has come upon Wolf [107/812] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:53:01 is removed from Carl's clock.
[03/23/23 05:37:29] Carl grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:57:04 towards level 73.
[03/23/23 12:06:10] Berserker, Przemek, and Carl [1200/1712] have team battled nowz, Aksej, and crysis [719/2297] and won! 0 days, 02:37:15 is removed from their clocks.
[03/24/23 01:36:55] Carl [522/903] has come upon bobvador [974/1059] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 07:25:03 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/24/23 01:49:57] arkie [367/372] has challenged Carl [622/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:29:36 is added to arkie's clock.
[03/24/23 08:37:46] Carl [83/903] has challenged TimWolla [956/972] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:19:25 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/24/23 20:50:55] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 26 days, 21:47:08 toward level 73.
[03/25/23 11:43:32] buzel [91/718] has challenged Carl [790/903] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:24:45 is added to buzel's clock.
[03/25/23 16:27:27] Destruia [555/760] has come upon Carl [130/903] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:55:51 is removed from Destruia's clock.
[03/26/23 00:46:59] Abe [264/616] has challenged Carl [582/903] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to Abe's clock.
[03/26/23 09:14:36] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:01 towards level 73.
[03/26/23 18:49:17] Przemek [34/350] has challenged Carl [176/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:25:43 is added to Przemek's clock.
[03/27/23 00:48:25] Carl [579/903] has come upon "\@_ [228/1173] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:27:37 is removed from Carl's clock.
[03/27/23 18:38:54] Przemek [301/385] has come upon Carl [228/903] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:49:18 is removed from Przemek's clock.
[03/28/23 14:56:41] Carl fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! Carl's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/28/23 17:20:22] Carl found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:17:23 towards level 73.
[03/29/23 00:31:57] LeD, soltys, and Carl [2478/2539] have team battled Koffa, MELOONi, and dwfreed [2114/2814] and won! 0 days, 12:58:38 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/23 07:52:34] Carl [105/890] has come upon kenyon [523/909] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:36:34 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/30/23 10:20:05] Carl [79/890] has come upon bookworm [287/651] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:18:07 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/30/23 12:02:29] io, vadas, and t3chn0 [2300/2711] have team battled Carl, dbx12, and enteral [317/2178] and won! 0 days, 23:05:16 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/23 18:15:42] ukleinek [16/584] has challenged Carl [431/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:03:45 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[03/31/23 19:06:10] bsleep, gradator, Carl, and tsr have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/31/23 21:17:42] Wam, vegadark, and Carl [2295/2591] have team battled MistahKel, BastelBot, and ion [1122/2589] and won! 0 days, 09:43:42 is removed from their clocks.
[04/01/23 08:09:25] Carl [836/890] has come upon nawcom [86/688] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:46:07 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/02/23 00:18:05] apb, Minus, and Paganel [813/2616] have team battled Carl, thornrag, and Bolded [410/2535] and won! 6 days, 07:12:51 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/23 07:26:21] Carl [151/890] has challenged RussellB [255/952] in combat and lost! 6 days, 10:02:12 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/03/23 03:18:47] Carl was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 11:43:35 from level 74.
[04/03/23 19:11:08] Carl was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 17:05:09 from level 74.
[04/05/23 03:28:11] soltys, Omega, and Carl [1109/2940] have team battled el, talisein, and "\@_ [1580/2504] and lost! 0 days, 06:12:33 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/23 06:47:35] Carl, Arch, and jayvee [809/2241] have team battled Kachin, tsr, and ZOTTA [2248/2564] and lost! 0 days, 09:20:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/05/23 12:59:06] Mat, StalkR, and ufo-piloot [1795/1970] have team battled Finley, gusto, and Carl [757/2162] and won! 0 days, 08:00:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/23 22:17:01] signofzeta [807/998] has come upon Carl [640/890] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:10:18 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[04/06/23 22:43:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 45 days, 17:03:30 toward level 74.
[04/09/23 17:00:59] EddieT137 [605/1010] has challenged Carl [64/890] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:29:22 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[04/10/23 00:05:00] Carl [757/890] has come upon Techman [311/981] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:00:11 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/10/23 03:15:04] Blohsh [210/286] has challenged Carl [332/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Blohsh's clock.
[04/11/23 01:59:48] Przemek [263/457] has challenged Carl [425/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Przemek's clock.
[04/12/23 06:15:51] Techman, Acolarh, Carl, and idlegood have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/12/23 10:20:16] Carl broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:20:02 from level 74.
[04/12/23 19:36:07] Carl [487/890] has come upon StalkR [405/903] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:12:49 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/12/23 22:01:05] KingPimpCommand [64/347] has come upon Carl [36/890] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:37:26 is removed from KingPimpCommand's clock.
[04/14/23 05:29:31] soltys [927/993] has come upon Carl [181/890] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:39:26 is removed from soltys's clock.
[04/14/23 07:45:36] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:06:13 towards level 74.
[04/14/23 22:16:13] Carl [480/890] has come upon idleneutral [652/663] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:14:02 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/15/23 00:28:36] Carl [746/890] has challenged Aksej [128/1019] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:21:24 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/15/23 14:15:02] signofzeta, misha, and sky [604/2700] have team battled Aksej, thatmint, and Carl [2037/2449] and lost! 3 days, 19:31:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/23 11:19:31] Carl [811/890] has come upon Arch [170/641] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:12:43 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/16/23 13:21:16] Carl, d4n13L, and Bolded [37/2432] have team battled crank, apb, and particleflux [245/2034] and lost! 0 days, 03:31:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/17/23 10:39:36] Carl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:21:39 from level 74.
[04/17/23 13:41:59] kinus [40/491] has challenged Carl [129/890] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:00:20 is added to kinus's clock.
[04/18/23 20:52:34] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:37:45 towards level 74.
[04/19/23 07:37:54] jacob1 [1038/1118] has come upon Carl [398/890] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 23:19:06 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[04/19/23 16:30:27] Carl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:22:38 towards level 74.
[04/20/23 05:59:07] TimeWarp [731/778] has come upon Carl [408/890] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 17:08:15 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[04/20/23 14:15:34] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:08:55 towards level 74.
[04/20/23 23:00:20] Carl [481/890] has challenged ChowderKeg [658/876] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:37:08 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/20/23 23:46:18] Carl [856/890] has come upon damyan [230/769] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:30:32 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/21/23 08:08:15] nawcom, SirNeo, and el [718/2369] have team battled Thorael, canton7, and Carl [1850/2465] and lost! 4 days, 20:51:25 is added to their clocks.
[04/21/23 19:59:35] arkie, ahmubashshir, and Nysdar [689/1992] have team battled Carl, unicron, and anarcat [1927/2731] and lost! 0 days, 07:59:02 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/23 22:11:51] Carl [6/890] has challenged Omega [747/1059] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:26:12 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/23/23 10:46:48] Carl got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:39:27 from level 75.
[04/25/23 09:23:16] Carl left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Carl's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/26/23 15:37:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 11 days, 18:53:06 toward level 75.
[04/27/23 09:14:25] tsr, "\@_, and blabber [2954/3022] have team battled SirBummelz, Carl, and GRIZZLYMAN [419/2179] and won! 3 days, 10:36:36 is removed from their clocks.
[04/27/23 13:50:23] canton7 [715/875] has come upon Carl [343/877] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:13:25 is removed from canton7's clock.
[04/27/23 13:50:44] Carl [799/877] has come upon ToHellWithGA [50/1153] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 13:57:23 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/28/23 09:37:05] Carl was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:15:35 towards level 75.
[04/28/23 10:52:29] herald [292/680] has come upon Carl [274/877] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:18:57 is removed from herald's clock.
[04/28/23 11:32:34] Notir, Andrio, and yano [1903/2575] have team battled Carl, caeli, and tsr [925/2337] and won! 0 days, 21:14:16 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/23 17:05:18] Carl, MELOONi, and bobvador [73/2878] have team battled scumola, Theleveler, and Khorne [1788/2883] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:39 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/23 23:27:41] Carl [398/877] has come upon TauPan [796/938] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 02:44:28 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/29/23 04:42:43] Carl [854/877] has challenged adamus1red [784/1093] in combat and won! 8 days, 22:18:38 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/29/23 08:11:12] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:49:34 towards level 75.
[04/29/23 20:55:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 1 day, 20:06:54 toward level 75.
[04/30/23 18:38:54] Carl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 01:29:05 from level 75.
[04/30/23 22:02:11] d4n13L [241/580] has come upon Carl [345/877] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:40:43 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[05/02/23 12:24:28] Carl, style, and kenyon [376/2297] have team battled hax404, Kritzefitz, and gildarts [1019/2459] and lost! 3 days, 13:06:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/03/23 21:02:32] thetared [221/253] has challenged Carl [232/877] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to thetared's clock.
[05/04/23 06:00:41] Fehu [464/624] has challenged Carl [1/877] in combat and won! 10 days, 15:39:57 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[05/04/23 18:08:56] gusto, VonToutCourt, and Carl [1683/2925] have team battled unicron, xbill, and Tenorman [223/2504] and won! 0 days, 18:06:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/05/23 05:38:26] Carl [201/877] has come upon pants [1037/1192] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 12:59:58 is added to Carl's clock.
[05/05/23 15:17:54] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:46:24 towards level 75.
[05/05/23 20:21:27] Kachin [888/1009] has challenged Carl [322/877] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:18:55 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[05/06/23 00:23:02] BenDover [247/491] has come upon Carl [420/877] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:54:20 is added to BenDover's clock.
[05/06/23 10:02:58] vadas [393/680] has challenged Carl [761/877] in combat and lost! 3 days, 06:41:46 is added to vadas's clock.
[05/07/23 05:37:04] Carl grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:40:09 towards level 75.
[05/07/23 22:22:22] Carl learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:32:44 towards level 75.
[05/08/23 09:34:33] Carl [317/877] has challenged Mat [375/550] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:44:05 is added to Carl's clock.
[05/09/23 14:08:25] Carl gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:25:09 towards level 75.
[05/10/23 16:03:27] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:13:43 towards level 75.
[05/11/23 01:01:06] Carl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:53:03 from level 75.
[05/13/23 09:34:01] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 6 days, 06:59:09 toward level 75.
[05/13/23 17:26:26] kinus, caeli, and Stevland [2144/2610] have team battled Carl, eroc1990, and sir_idle_alot [1314/1859] and won! 0 days, 16:02:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/23 20:19:55] Carl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:07:48 from level 75.
[05/16/23 17:34:23] Carl fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:45:25 from level 75.
[05/17/23 04:02:39] Carl reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Carl's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/17/23 05:01:31] Carl [551/886] has come upon tomhek [717/784] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:02:57 is added to Carl's clock.
[05/17/23 18:43:24] Carl saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 14:01:17 from level 75.
[05/17/23 21:24:45] Carl [290/886] has challenged Techman [277/968] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:54:49 is removed from Carl's clock.
[05/18/23 12:16:48] kevkev, krustenkaese, Carl, and V have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/21/23 19:46:33] vectr0n, Carl, and tmberg [601/2222] have team battled MELOONi, Gorek, and Aksej [2027/3038] and lost! 0 days, 13:31:10 is added to their clocks.
[05/22/23 00:13:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 4 days, 01:57:38 toward level 75.
[05/23/23 04:53:24] Carl [707/886] has challenged Dan [747/774] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:34 is added to Carl's clock.
[05/23/23 11:05:42] Carl [528/886] has challenged laama [475/962] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:47:22 is removed from Carl's clock.
[05/23/23 15:06:18] Koffa [93/693] has come upon Carl [520/886] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:32:18 is added to Koffa's clock.
[05/23/23 19:19:23] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:50:06 towards level 76.
[05/24/23 00:02:59] Carl learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:17:21 towards level 76.
[05/24/23 05:18:12] Carl, aqsd, and noex [1001/2174] have team battled Kritzefitz, scumola, and jaxson [587/2533] and won! 1 day, 05:58:20 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/23 11:52:20] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 19:08:14 towards level 76.
[05/24/23 16:41:14] Techman, fstrelok, and canton7 [1444/2615] have team battled eising, Carl, and io [2457/2788] and lost! 4 days, 20:45:40 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/23 19:15:33] Wam [860/1046] has challenged Carl [849/886] in combat and won! 10 days, 19:59:09 is removed from Wam's clock.
[05/24/23 19:33:17] Carl, mordac, and Omega [184/2600] have team battled ToHellWithGA, sir_idle_alot, and IFireflyl [42/1963] and won! 2 days, 22:01:10 is removed from their clocks.
[05/24/23 23:43:35] Khorne [880/1101] has come upon Carl [7/886] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:30:24 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[05/25/23 07:28:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 14 days, 09:11:39 toward level 76.
[05/25/23 12:03:23] Carl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:03:37 from level 76.
[05/25/23 22:08:42] Carl [751/886] has challenged Asara [161/855] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:49:00 is removed from Carl's clock.
[05/25/23 22:36:09] Carl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:39:02 towards level 76.
[05/27/23 19:48:42] StalkR, confunctius, and IFireflyl [287/2417] have team battled Carl, Yarosh, and SirBummelz [1096/2281] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/23 09:54:52] Carl [103/886] has come upon V [478/953] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:47:25 is added to Carl's clock.
[05/28/23 13:30:20] Carl [657/886] has come upon eroc1990 [116/788] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:04:28 is removed from Carl's clock.
[05/28/23 21:25:00] Carl [595/886] has challenged megubyte [89/569] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:53:56 is removed from Carl's clock.
[05/29/23 13:16:10] Minus [632/903] has come upon Carl [389/886] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:48:52 is removed from Minus's clock.
[05/29/23 17:35:18] gideonstar, buzel, and MetaNova [388/1651] have team battled d4n13L, Carl, and style [1098/1977] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:57 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/23 16:19:26] Kurenai [68/921] has challenged Carl [352/886] in combat and lost! 5 days, 19:38:12 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[05/31/23 16:40:04] Wolf, Carl, and anarcat [216/2889] have team battled Reilly, apb, and happymeal [1422/2229] and lost! 1 day, 15:59:37 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/23 16:42:56] Carl was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:47:22 from level 76.
[06/01/23 13:00:32] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:50:27 towards level 76.
[06/02/23 08:35:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 2 days, 23:23:40 toward level 76.
[06/04/23 02:18:19] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:16 towards level 76.
[06/04/23 03:15:47] Carl learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:04:59 towards level 76.
[06/05/23 00:56:09] Carl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:37:06 from level 76.
[06/05/23 13:17:15] Carl [201/886] has come upon Daikojun [371/547] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:06:56 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/05/23 13:54:40] Carl [174/886] has challenged jacob1 [316/860] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:10:13 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/05/23 23:28:29] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:31 towards level 76.
[06/06/23 20:06:42] Carl [465/886] has come upon cadfael [281/933] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:09:21 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/07/23 00:01:30] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:29 towards level 76.
[06/07/23 10:56:40] Carl [107/886] has challenged Theleveler [309/884] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:21:37 is added to Carl's clock.
[06/08/23 10:43:30] Carl fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 02:15:15 from level 77.
[06/09/23 00:56:12] Thorael, cadfael, and Koffa [2019/2305] have team battled canton7, Carl, and Abe [457/2394] and won! 0 days, 06:15:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/10/23 20:44:03] Wam, Tangles, and d4n13L [1022/2395] have team battled Carl, DontEvenPeek, and pyre [2308/2328] and lost! 0 days, 20:07:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/11/23 06:12:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 16 days, 13:28:40 toward level 77.
[06/11/23 08:27:09] Carl was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:18:11 from level 77.
[06/11/23 09:33:08] ToHellWithGA, VonToutCourt, and zbe [1602/3750] have team battled RussellB, Jens, and Carl [1164/2663] and won! 1 day, 10:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/23 14:54:06] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:52:15 towards level 77.
[06/11/23 15:38:33] idlegood, Asara, and eising [1825/2359] have team battled SuzakuMedli, Carl, and JigmeDatse [1583/2789] and won! 1 day, 02:08:01 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/23 14:46:58] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:03:24 towards level 77.
[06/13/23 08:34:52] Carl [859/875] has come upon yNos [108/837] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 20:10:39 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/13/23 13:11:35] Carl, arkie, and n0ssh [1027/2179] have team battled ufo-piloot, MadMan, and elf [489/2231] and won! 0 days, 04:34:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/23 03:39:52] MadMan, Carl, and alexlehm [631/2256] have team battled idlegood, KingPimpCommand, and gideonstar [4/1431] and won! 1 day, 17:20:47 is removed from their clocks.
[06/18/23 14:42:29] Carl stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:06:21 towards level 77.
[06/18/23 21:56:36] noex, Cockatrice, and Carl [801/2304] have team battled unicron, Ecko, and MetaNova [2415/2433] and lost! 1 day, 03:42:15 is added to their clocks.
[06/19/23 11:22:20] SSLbits, Fenrik, and Ganonk [1188/2510] have team battled Puff, gideonstar, and Carl [1552/1851] and lost! 0 days, 17:30:11 is added to their clocks.
[06/23/23 12:42:42] Carl, Bluedog, Paganel, and ChowderKeg have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/24/23 03:27:48] kenyon, Succulents, and Carl [1705/1882] have team battled pfoley, tomgus1, and cfjk [738/2175] and won! 0 days, 00:13:25 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/23 15:52:13] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:29:18 towards level 77.
[06/26/23 10:20:11] Neil [346/659] has challenged Carl [871/875] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:04:36 is added to Neil's clock.
[06/26/23 11:53:58] Carl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:58:11 from level 77.
[06/27/23 08:46:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 15 days, 17:49:23 toward level 77.
[07/14/23 08:15:19] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:13:17 towards level 77.
[07/14/23 11:15:27] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:36:04 from level 77.
[07/14/23 14:35:56] caeli, Carl, and Crazycatlady [1631/2389] have team battled ukleinek, dwfreed, and Ecko [1164/2908] and won! 3 days, 01:51:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/23 18:00:30] tomhek [368/1016] has challenged Carl [440/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:38:29 is added to tomhek's clock.
[07/16/23 01:07:23] Carl [589/875] has challenged Sombra [1217/1291] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:28:26 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/16/23 12:20:47] GilbertErik, TheSilentLink, and spex [1675/2809] have team battled damyan, bookworm, and Carl [2204/2421] and lost! 1 day, 21:08:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/16/23 16:12:59] Carl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:30:43 from level 77.
[07/17/23 14:20:43] anarcat [1163/1219] has come upon Carl [392/875] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:52:13 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[07/17/23 16:28:19] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:04:06 towards level 77.
[07/22/23 01:39:28] HellSpawn [751/1105] has challenged Carl [506/875] in combat and won! 6 days, 09:44:33 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[07/22/23 02:33:43] realguy, Luca, and Carl [323/1774] have team battled Puff, jayvee, and \dev\ice [1715/2158] and lost! 0 days, 03:21:02 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/23 15:23:45] Carl fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:19:10 from level 77.
[07/23/23 08:55:46] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:56:48 towards level 77.
[07/23/23 13:47:23] GRIZZLYMAN [565/670] has challenged Carl [326/875] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:17:21 is removed from GRIZZLYMAN's clock.
[07/23/23 18:48:29] Carl [376/875] has challenged idleneutral [335/647] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:51:33 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/23/23 22:18:11] Carl learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:09 towards level 77.
[07/23/23 22:49:21] tsr [117/828] has challenged Carl [117/875] in combat and won! 16 days, 14:47:49 is removed from tsr's clock.
[07/24/23 20:43:41] Covid-19, Puff, and nya [1453/2884] have team battled Carl, jacquesssss, and Forud [2278/2304] and lost! 1 day, 17:39:18 is added to their clocks.
[07/25/23 05:30:10] JigmeDatse [79/806] has come upon Carl [740/875] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:34:43 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[07/27/23 08:59:47] Theleveler [877/888] has come upon Carl [472/875] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:01:35 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[07/28/23 02:33:32] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:10:42 towards level 77.
[07/28/23 21:24:50] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:02 towards level 77.
[07/29/23 00:16:09] Carl [640/875] has challenged drahthaar [466/843] in combat and won! 13 days, 15:16:24 is removed from Carl's clock.
[07/29/23 00:16:09] Carl has dealt drahthaar a Critical Strike! 1 day, 02:57:36 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[07/30/23 02:04:24] Tabmow, Minus, and Carl [27/2676] have team battled confunctius, jjasghar, and tmberg [784/2961] and lost! 2 days, 22:25:37 is added to their clocks.
[07/30/23 07:18:30] Carl [247/875] has come upon "\@_ [1062/1181] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:19:58 is added to Carl's clock.
[07/30/23 10:34:23] TimeWarp [728/802] has come upon Carl [89/875] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 21:21:44 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[07/30/23 16:18:56] Carl died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 23:01:28 from level 78.
[08/01/23 02:21:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 8 days, 12:27:44 toward level 78.
[08/03/23 17:26:28] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:37:45 towards level 78.
[08/04/23 07:16:17] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:07:50 towards level 78.
[08/05/23 05:59:57] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:05:30 towards level 78.
[08/06/23 09:58:42] Carl [742/875] has come upon realguy [392/418] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:47:38 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/06/23 10:59:06] Carl [268/875] has come upon Gorek [548/1075] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:08:45 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/06/23 12:01:38] "\@_, blabber, and Carl [528/3253] have team battled el, Omega, and SSLbits [1357/2396] and lost! 6 days, 21:38:28 is added to their clocks.
[08/06/23 13:05:03] _sh [288/1025] has challenged Carl [491/875] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:12:11 is added to _sh's clock.
[08/07/23 10:53:13] Carl, heisenbug, and ChowderKeg [357/2394] have team battled olsner, Daikojun, and zbe [1257/2666] and lost! 0 days, 19:40:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/07/23 13:10:41] Carl [555/875] has challenged noex [184/494] in combat and won! 6 days, 08:44:58 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/07/23 18:11:50] Carl [146/875] has challenged brycec [132/1309] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:54:03 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/07/23 20:58:58] cornfeedhobo [371/710] has come upon Carl [121/875] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 06:06:40 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/08/23 15:24:11] Carl [177/875] has come upon ahmubashshir [410/632] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:36:03 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/08/23 23:24:05] Carl [99/875] has come upon Garg [204/497] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:39:50 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/09/23 06:53:25] Carl [413/875] has come upon Reilly [474/890] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:24:03 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/11/23 01:19:25] Carl [380/875] has come upon Gangsterish [361/486] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:19:33 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/11/23 04:52:49] Lilith [38/233] has challenged Carl [299/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:27:24 is added to Lilith's clock.
[08/11/23 10:32:37] cfjk [580/854] has challenged Carl [277/875] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:06:02 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/11/23 19:58:43] _sh, HeavyPodda, and sam [1128/2961] have team battled Carl, tmberg, and yano [1731/2724] and lost! 1 day, 00:19:38 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/23 18:49:52] heisenbug [687/751] has come upon Carl [736/875] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 14:02:02 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[08/15/23 22:07:41] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:02:44 towards level 78.
[08/18/23 18:37:22] Khorne, bfft, and Carl [1358/2854] have team battled simple, Gangsterish, and Pinkman [16/2696] and won! 3 days, 22:30:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/23 00:14:44] Carl [748/875] has challenged gradator [537/591] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:45:21 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/19/23 09:01:00] Carl [841/875] has come upon brycec [1295/1314] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:17:14 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/20/23 10:52:26] Fehu [458/665] has come upon Carl [45/875] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:11:48 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[08/21/23 02:36:30] el, CompanionCube, and confunctius [1177/2433] have team battled solarsparq, brycec, and Carl [722/2934] and won! 1 day, 01:57:02 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/23 13:02:04] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:26 towards level 78.
[08/25/23 01:42:33] Carl learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:40:50 towards level 78.
[08/25/23 02:34:21] Carl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:02:51 from level 78.
[08/25/23 19:35:05] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:41 towards level 78.
[08/25/23 20:54:36] Carl [166/875] has challenged alephnull [421/547] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:11:35 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/25/23 21:44:47] Carl [458/875] has come upon MadMan [475/595] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:29:51 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/26/23 06:56:57] Carl [193/875] has challenged Lilith [34/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:07:37 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/26/23 10:34:23] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:19:17 towards level 78.
[08/27/23 05:16:58] Carl ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:15:49 from level 78.
[08/28/23 10:09:09] Carl [788/880] has challenged Asara [499/919] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:58:35 is removed from Carl's clock.
[08/29/23 03:15:39] unicron, Carl, vectr0n, and BastelBot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/30/23 23:21:31] Carl [623/871] has challenged Covid-19 [46/935] in combat and won! 13 days, 03:28:10 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/01/23 04:25:24] Carl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:35:00 from level 79.
[09/01/23 09:50:13] HeavyPodda, linear, and Berserker [1043/2107] have team battled el, Carl, and scornn [1381/2150] and lost! 2 days, 16:03:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/23 10:32:32] Carl [220/871] has challenged unicron [623/704] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:43:00 is added to Carl's clock.
[09/02/23 18:55:54] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:38:06 towards level 79.
[09/03/23 04:56:33] Malvolio, ToHellWithGA, and Pinkman [990/2536] have team battled Techman, Carl, and Russell [1724/2902] and lost! 4 days, 09:23:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/23 10:21:16] Carl bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:55:42 from level 79.
[09/05/23 11:56:10] Carl [455/871] has challenged TheSilentLink [404/964] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:30:19 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/06/23 16:57:40] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:47:06 towards level 79.
[09/06/23 23:49:23] mukaro [0/1] has challenged Carl [99/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to mukaro's clock.
[09/07/23 00:41:45] scornn, Carl, SirNeo, and blabber have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/08/23 10:04:48] jacob1 [690/904] has come upon Carl [201/871] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:33:03 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[09/08/23 22:50:19] Carl, V, and shikhin [1601/2704] have team battled damyan, RussellB, and sam [2390/2753] and lost! 0 days, 12:11:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/09/23 12:44:24] Carl bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:21:07 towards level 79.
[09/10/23 00:55:17] Lord255 [196/746] has come upon Carl [101/871] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:29:45 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[09/10/23 18:19:32] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:58:08 towards level 79.
[09/10/23 18:30:49] el [272/853] has come upon Carl [135/871] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:19:30 is removed from el's clock.
[09/10/23 20:32:55] Carl [777/871] has come upon cfjk [674/864] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:59:07 is removed from Carl's clock.
[09/28/23 23:37:40] gideonstar [497/642] has come upon Carl [125/871] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:50:04 is removed from gideonstar's clock.
[09/28/23 23:37:40] gideonstar has dealt Carl a Critical Strike! 6 days, 06:03:00 is added to Carl's clock.
[09/29/23 01:26:01] RussellB, gendish, and canton7 [63/2259] have team battled Carl, Drin, and adamus1red [2479/2926] and lost! 1 day, 03:23:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/23 21:32:14] Susumurata, gusto, and t3chn0 [1762/2447] have team battled Carl, Ungoliant, and apb [2574/2923] and lost! 0 days, 04:25:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/21/23 07:57:02] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:27:33 towards level 79.
[10/21/23 16:51:18] Carl [285/871] has challenged grangerstranger [267/343] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:53:41 is removed from Carl's clock.
[10/22/23 05:54:20] _sh [85/1119] has challenged Carl [278/871] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:35:30 is added to _sh's clock.
[10/22/23 09:23:51] KindOne [71/488] has come upon Carl [190/871] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 23:50:29 is added to KindOne's clock.
[10/23/23 03:59:22] Kritzefitz [905/1172] has challenged Carl [641/871] in combat and won! 4 days, 01:56:44 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[10/24/23 12:24:10] mordac [26/668] has come upon Carl [704/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:33:27 is added to mordac's clock.
[10/24/23 12:45:46] Carl [141/871] has come upon Ankhers [516/831] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:53:31 is added to Carl's clock.
[10/24/23 16:12:55] Carl was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:02:09 towards level 79.
[10/25/23 10:45:13] TheSilentLink [550/973] has challenged Carl [156/871] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:06:34 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[10/26/23 11:30:19] thatmint [561/650] has come upon Carl [320/871] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 14:12:13 is removed from thatmint's clock.
[10/27/23 10:41:05] thatmint [591/650] has come upon Carl [517/871] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:37:15 is removed from thatmint's clock.
[10/27/23 12:56:18] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Carl with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 15:56:31 from level 79.
[10/27/23 14:00:02] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 01:08:15 towards level 79.
[10/29/23 04:34:03] Aksej [853/867] has challenged Carl [452/871] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:17:05 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[10/29/23 10:35:26] Wolf [47/875] has challenged Carl [595/871] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:23:36 is added to Wolf's clock.
[10/29/23 13:07:56] Kritzefitz [409/1177] has come upon Carl [64/871] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:25:46 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[10/30/23 01:39:48] t3chn0, KindOne, and d4n13L [1843/2142] have team battled ter0, Puff, and Carl [1330/2110] and won! 4 days, 01:20:04 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/23 08:15:14] Finley, Zaratustra, and Pinkman [958/2372] have team battled adamus1red, aqsd, and Carl [1144/2646] and lost! 3 days, 08:21:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/23 16:25:45] Deep3D [127/153] has challenged Carl [637/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:27 is added to Deep3D's clock.
[10/30/23 20:21:17] Theleveler, drahthaar, and pvac [1191/1915] have team battled Carl, Khorne, and kinus [1544/2785] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:32 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/23 23:36:12] brozek [90/189] has challenged Carl [567/871] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to brozek's clock.
[11/01/23 20:57:49] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:28:08 towards level 79.
[11/01/23 23:35:53] cornfeedhobo, heisenbug, and tswsl [340/2191] have team battled laama, Yarosh, and Carl [819/2323] and lost! 7 days, 05:20:01 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/23 17:00:27] Carl [413/871] has challenged SirNeo [162/875] in combat and won! 2 days, 11:01:07 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/03/23 13:08:16] Drkmirror [10/412] has come upon Carl [278/871] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:40 is added to Drkmirror's clock.
[11/03/23 16:31:26] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:29:47 towards level 79.
[11/04/23 11:27:40] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:47:41 towards level 79.
[11/05/23 06:43:20] Carl [394/871] has come upon csc2ya [239/791] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:43:34 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/05/23 09:00:32] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:54:04 towards level 79.
[11/05/23 19:22:27] d4n13L [41/637] has come upon Carl [284/871] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 08:33:17 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[11/06/23 21:26:54] Carl [708/871] has come upon Alasdair [119/299] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:19:08 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/07/23 01:07:20] Carl, ToHellWithGA, and LetMeKnow [1747/2227] have team battled Yarosh, ledregion, and Puff [400/1595] and won! 0 days, 00:19:19 is removed from their clocks.
[11/07/23 19:31:14] Carl [142/871] has challenged io [457/1190] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:10:23 is added to Carl's clock.
[11/08/23 21:05:55] HeavyPodda, Zed_Spiker, and hdm [1171/3085] have team battled Carl, io, and DrinkyBird [20/3326] and won! 0 days, 10:00:18 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/23 00:59:15] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:35:01 from level 79.
[11/10/23 19:54:34] jaxson, mzumquadrat, and Carl [1428/2029] have team battled Tangles, cornfeedhobo, and Khorne [326/2877] and won! 0 days, 05:25:43 is removed from their clocks.
[11/11/23 00:36:24] Lord255, Carl, and sky [152/2619] have team battled Dan, io, and Alasdair [1009/2495] and lost! 0 days, 03:24:12 is added to their clocks.
[11/17/23 17:31:11] Carl [232/882] has challenged gendish [122/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:10:42 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/19/23 09:41:08] VonToutCourt, gradator, and Carl [286/2985] have team battled CodeGeek, Acolarh, and Gorek [1977/3002] and lost! 0 days, 17:09:42 is added to their clocks.
[11/20/23 19:08:31] Carl [836/882] has come upon eroc1990 [500/812] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:25:37 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/20/23 20:08:04] gradator, Carl, and Celediel [1485/2072] have team battled tsr, washclof, and Chuck [132/2669] and won! 0 days, 11:37:08 is removed from their clocks.
[11/22/23 07:19:30] Carl [625/882] has come upon StalkR [777/1006] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:29 is added to Carl's clock.
[11/22/23 19:51:06] Carl [744/895] has challenged boscage [475/599] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:48:40 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/24/23 06:04:38] Pinkman [191/894] has come upon Carl [246/895] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 00:49:54 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[11/25/23 05:37:43] CompanionCube [513/558] has come upon Carl [639/895] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:35:44 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[11/26/23 16:17:23] Carl [217/895] has come upon Celediel [54/468] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 18:44:03 is removed from Carl's clock.
[11/27/23 09:26:56] Carl [401/895] has challenged Tangles [589/1010] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:23:05 is added to Carl's clock.
[11/27/23 14:09:54] Sombra [978/1171] has come upon Carl [661/895] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:23:44 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[11/29/23 10:42:17] eising [750/832] has challenged Carl [434/895] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:14:36 is removed from eising's clock.
[12/01/23 02:44:52] jaxson, washclof, and Carl [1944/2594] have team battled unicron, philipp__, and spex [543/2327] and won! 0 days, 03:01:55 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/23 09:23:22] unicron, Yarosh, and OobSaco [180/1761] have team battled Carl, \dev\ice, and slim [1636/2809] and lost! 0 days, 09:54:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/02/23 06:01:32] Carl grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:44:24 towards level 80.
[12/02/23 10:04:33] Carl [203/895] has come upon Drin [41/1125] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 01:32:16 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/02/23 10:04:33] Carl has dealt Drin a Critical Strike! 14 days, 11:46:24 is added to Drin's clock.
[12/02/23 21:20:41] sco1 [162/345] has come upon Carl [388/895] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:56 is added to sco1's clock.
[12/04/23 10:05:23] Paganel [331/787] has come upon Carl [142/895] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 06:04:21 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[12/04/23 13:31:54] Carl was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:30:39 from level 80.
[12/04/23 14:03:42] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:24:28 from level 80.
[12/06/23 12:02:09] Cockroach [68/267] has challenged Carl [254/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to Cockroach's clock.
[12/06/23 23:30:45] ukleinek, Carl, and BastelBot [1644/2712] have team battled Drin, aqsd, and ion [1376/2860] and won! 7 days, 10:25:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/23 07:10:18] Fyrgor [6/15] has challenged Carl [744/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:59 is added to Fyrgor's clock.
[12/09/23 11:32:49] Carl [608/895] has come upon BastelBot [135/811] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:44:16 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/11/23 10:47:13] Carl [711/895] has come upon ukleinek [100/1006] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:23:06 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/11/23 14:36:47] Celediel, wille, and Carl [1575/2133] have team battled Kachin, BastelBot, and Bobbington [1044/2056] and won! 0 days, 05:12:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/23 18:15:38] zbe [930/1280] has come upon Carl [641/895] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:27:10 is removed from zbe's clock.
[12/11/23 18:50:23] xor [99/175] has challenged Carl [795/895] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to xor's clock.
[12/11/23 20:21:00] Carl invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:20:57 towards level 80.
[12/14/23 21:59:47] Destruia [663/768] has come upon Carl [59/895] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 15:21:50 is removed from Destruia's clock.
[12/15/23 12:42:30] CornFly, Carl, and drahthaar [1449/2777] have team battled Crazycatlady, Techman, and bird [2279/2550] and lost! 2 days, 01:46:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/23 20:46:18] Carl [416/879] has come upon tswsl [254/661] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:06:33 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/16/23 22:29:25] Carl, washclof, and Kritzefitz [1521/3173] have team battled caeli, Silvanus_Betrium, and aqsd [2493/2772] and lost! 1 day, 17:20:37 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/23 07:14:12] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:43:04 towards level 80.
[12/19/23 16:44:58] slim [139/1020] has challenged Carl [617/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:48:18 is added to slim's clock.
[12/19/23 17:31:16] Carl [708/879] has come upon scumola [58/643] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:56:22 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/21/23 12:18:56] Carl [633/879] has come upon ToHellWithGA [265/1250] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:55:18 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/21/23 17:09:38] Carl was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:56:26 from level 80.
[12/22/23 12:50:09] d4n13L [440/637] has come upon Carl [109/879] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:47:29 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[12/22/23 18:32:34] JigmeDatse, yNos, and Ecko [1203/2731] have team battled Carl, Crazycatlady, and Nysdar [2275/3154] and lost! 0 days, 20:16:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/22/23 20:51:01] gildarts, jfcaron, and d4n13L [472/1757] have team battled Carl, csc2ya, and MadMan [851/2237] and lost! 0 days, 11:56:14 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/23 04:11:38] Kachin, scumola, and Bluedog [2411/2580] have team battled idlegood, h00k, and Carl [930/1940] and won! 0 days, 02:07:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/23 07:43:45] Carl fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:51:17 from level 80.
[12/23/23 17:04:42] TimWolla, bookworm, and Carl [365/2739] have team battled h00k, BastelBot, and gendish [1302/1737] and lost! 0 days, 03:08:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/23/23 17:14:05] Asara [816/924] has challenged Carl [143/879] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:21:32 is removed from Asara's clock.
[12/24/23 03:55:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Carl with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 04:57:01 from level 80.
[12/24/23 16:51:24] Carl [424/879] has challenged DontEvenPeek [857/877] in combat and lost! 6 days, 09:45:10 is added to Carl's clock.
[12/26/23 04:12:47] Fyrgor [93/490] has challenged Carl [50/879] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:37:26 is removed from Fyrgor's clock.
[12/27/23 05:43:40] dyvonna [194/948] has challenged Carl [846/879] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:37:11 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[12/27/23 11:45:38] Koffa [808/1011] has challenged Carl [821/879] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:19:58 is added to Koffa's clock.
[12/27/23 23:26:59] Carl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 04:50:48 from level 81.
[12/29/23 03:59:02] Carl [395/879] has challenged scornn [384/531] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:58:33 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/29/23 13:48:23] Carl was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:24:07 from level 81.
[12/31/23 03:38:29] Carl ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 03:33:26 from level 81.
[01/01/24 18:23:48] tsr [549/1001] has come upon Carl [435/879] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:42:13 is removed from tsr's clock.
[01/02/24 08:01:53] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 8 days, 03:00:33 toward level 81.
[01/02/24 08:29:19] Carl [178/879] has challenged roosterphant [359/384] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:24:51 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/02/24 14:28:31] tass, tsr, and ion [2130/2540] have team battled Shinzon, JigmeDatse, and Carl [1864/2169] and won! 0 days, 05:42:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/02/24 15:08:41] Carl broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:55:17 from level 81.
[01/03/24 15:10:50] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 16:11:56 towards level 81.
[01/03/24 18:31:41] HeavyPodda [497/949] has come upon Carl [870/879] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:49:00 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[01/05/24 11:55:39] damyan, DrinkyBird, and Carl [2216/2872] have team battled A_Dragon, dwfreed, and blobdog [1441/3055] and won! 1 day, 03:50:09 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/24 20:57:16] Carl [828/879] has challenged io [965/1269] in combat and lost! 7 days, 18:15:42 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/07/24 17:24:13] Carl, talisein, Cirdan, and SirNeo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/24 22:25:16] spex [830/1140] has come upon Carl [686/879] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:56:05 is removed from spex's clock.
[01/08/24 05:05:39] Carl [639/879] has come upon shikhin [794/944] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:26:54 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/08/24 09:43:35] Camembert [37/222] has challenged Carl [641/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:57 is added to Camembert's clock.
[01/08/24 13:24:00] Lord255 [119/613] has come upon Carl [96/879] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 10:39:23 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[01/08/24 18:05:26] gusto [740/840] has challenged Carl [490/879] in combat and won! 11 days, 20:04:24 is removed from gusto's clock.
[01/10/24 11:29:39] Carl [376/879] has come upon kenyon [780/991] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 19:32:32 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/13/24 15:26:02] elf, caeli, and Cockroach [580/2512] have team battled Carl, pfoley, and kevkev [1870/2456] and lost! 0 days, 00:28:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/13/24 19:10:54] k4k0 [97/239] has challenged Carl [785/879] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:50:04 is added to k4k0's clock.
[01/14/24 11:46:00] Carl [674/879] has challenged Puff [19/694] in combat and won! 12 days, 17:24:18 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/15/24 08:51:07] Carl [842/879] has challenged thornrag [7/614] in combat and won! 10 days, 03:22:19 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/15/24 18:53:25] Carl [10/879] has challenged nowz [217/492] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:11:58 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/18/24 22:12:32] Carl [211/879] has challenged CompanionCube [373/621] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:07:30 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/19/24 04:05:10] Carl learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:09:26 towards level 81.
[01/19/24 07:46:02] Carl was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:34:27 towards level 81.
[01/21/24 03:49:14] Drin, munkis, and Carl [1690/2808] have team battled Lnk, Visievion, and sc [2083/2419] and lost! 1 day, 01:33:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/24 05:26:20] dbx12 [393/864] has challenged Carl [407/879] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:28:14 is added to dbx12's clock.
[01/22/24 03:32:58] washclof [737/1140] has come upon Carl [169/879] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:14:11 is removed from washclof's clock.
[01/22/24 03:52:05] jacquesssss [241/421] has challenged Carl [329/879] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:19:57 is added to jacquesssss's clock.
[01/22/24 15:34:22] Kachin [385/1056] has challenged Carl [730/879] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:59:57 is added to Kachin's clock.
[01/23/24 01:44:00] Carl left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Carl's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[01/23/24 23:16:22] Carl [140/854] has come upon apb [581/1258] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:04:10 is added to Carl's clock.
[01/25/24 13:28:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Carl with fire, slowing the heathen 20 days, 08:12:07 from level 81.
[01/25/24 22:57:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Carl 24 days, 11:56:17 toward level 81.
[01/29/24 09:59:49] Khorne, grangerstranger, and SirNeo [596/2447] have team battled allo, d4n13L, and Carl [247/2350] and won! 0 days, 03:44:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/24 19:48:24] Fraiyr [5/19] has come upon Carl [572/854] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Fraiyr's clock.
[02/01/24 10:04:42] n0ssh [56/662] has challenged Carl [746/854] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:28:59 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[02/02/24 14:29:46] Carl discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:42:09 towards level 81.
[02/02/24 20:29:04] Carl got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:28:07 towards level 81.
[02/03/24 23:00:32] tsr [275/1014] has come upon Carl [612/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:17:59 is added to tsr's clock.
[02/04/24 12:36:38] xarvatium [314/372] has challenged Carl [273/854] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:51:27 is removed from xarvatium's clock.
[02/05/24 00:33:03] Carl sharpened the edge of their weapon! Carl's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/06/24 01:51:38] Ungoliant [185/806] has challenged Carl [851/876] in combat and lost! 7 days, 04:04:49 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[02/06/24 07:03:36] Minus [331/1007] has challenged Carl [411/876] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:24:22 is added to Minus's clock.
[02/07/24 14:50:21] Carl learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:56:56 from level 81.
[02/07/24 17:40:01] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:56:20 towards level 81.
[02/07/24 18:31:42] Abe, Carl, hdm, and chadgpt have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/08/24 01:35:53] Carl sharpened the edge of their weapon! Carl's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/08/24 09:46:13] IFireflyl [730/759] has come upon Carl [8/900] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:19:04 is removed from IFireflyl's clock.
[02/09/24 01:18:13] VonToutCourt [832/1393] has come upon Carl [0/900] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:32:05 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[02/09/24 21:59:14] PanamaCity3003, Carl, and nya [282/1979] have team battled MetaNova, idleneutral, and KindOne [193/2123] and won! 0 days, 15:44:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/24 00:36:29] Khorne [463/999] has come upon Carl [143/900] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 08:59:44 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[02/10/24 19:26:15] Shinzon, CodeGeek, and Carl [2122/2694] have team battled V, gendish, and GRIZZLYMAN [224/2336] and won! 0 days, 23:41:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/10/24 19:31:08] freeboson [178/1037] has challenged Carl [728/900] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:00:21 is added to freeboson's clock.
[02/11/24 12:26:19] scumola, Omega, and Xenthys [1135/2682] have team battled Carl, sco1, and Jens [91/2603] and won! 4 days, 00:09:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/24 20:37:20] el [306/845] has challenged Carl [424/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:54:43 is added to el's clock.
[02/12/24 17:36:38] arch_il [0/1] has challenged Carl [819/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to arch_il's clock.
[02/12/24 23:11:18] simple [759/1123] has come upon Carl [747/900] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:53:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[02/13/24 04:45:34] io [1191/1294] has challenged Carl [806/900] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:45:55 is removed from io's clock.
[02/13/24 20:07:24] allo [193/856] has come upon Carl [240/900] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:49:15 is added to allo's clock.
[02/15/24 03:27:08] Carl got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:07:43 towards level 81.
[02/15/24 14:29:05] Carl found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:22 towards level 81.
[02/16/24 22:28:23] TimeWarp, scornn, and "\@_ [84/2254] have team battled Carl, t3chn0, and Crazycatlady [302/3065] and lost! 7 days, 03:49:56 is added to their clocks.
[02/17/24 17:51:37] Carl [273/900] has come upon buzel [175/851] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:14:20 is removed from Carl's clock.
[02/18/24 06:48:59] Carl [844/913] has challenged alexlehm [716/940] in combat and won! 11 days, 13:10:43 is removed from Carl's clock.
[02/18/24 09:32:40] dwfreed [669/1141] has come upon Carl [38/913] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:19:45 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[02/18/24 13:18:54] dodecahedron [286/516] has come upon Carl [282/913] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:21:55 is removed from dodecahedron's clock.
[02/19/24 04:39:32] DividedByZero, Ancalagon, and yang [564/1658] have team battled nowz, gradator, and Carl [968/2368] and lost! 0 days, 07:44:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/24 12:22:54] Carl [150/913] has challenged nathan [697/914] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:02:59 is added to Carl's clock.
[02/19/24 16:04:09] Carl [273/913] has come upon HollowWasp [537/558] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:31:17 is added to Carl's clock.
[02/19/24 18:41:35] Carl died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:05:31 from level 82.
[02/21/24 00:30:28] Carl set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:46:08 from level 82.
[02/21/24 20:36:43] Carl caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 09:04:58 towards level 82.
[02/23/24 03:30:13] Carl, Reilly, and simple [1162/2687] have team battled "\@_, style, and nya [96/2290] and won! 1 day, 20:41:00 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/24 04:32:07] sam [649/967] has come upon Carl [112/913] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:59:11 is removed from sam's clock.
[02/26/24 06:37:08] Carl tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:04:10 towards level 82.
[02/26/24 17:59:52] dwfreed, Fraiyr, and Carl [1653/2338] have team battled abarat, "\@_, and Reilly [67/1787] and won! 0 days, 00:22:58 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/24 05:06:46] Carl [897/913] has challenged wowbagger [60/718] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:23:54 is removed from Carl's clock.
[02/28/24 07:54:40] Carl met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:27:18 from level 82.
[02/28/24 10:14:57] Carl discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:16:28 towards level 82.
[02/29/24 05:53:46] Carl was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:16:21 from level 82.
[02/29/24 09:43:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Carl with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 17:54:54 from level 82.
[03/02/24 01:17:40] Carl, Affliction, and pfoley [664/2985] have team battled scornn, ZOTTA, and jaxson [536/2735] and won! 2 days, 08:49:31 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/24 01:44:17] GilbertErik [774/802] has come upon Carl [127/913] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:33:44 is removed from GilbertErik's clock.
[03/03/24 14:11:38] Carl [584/913] has come upon V [1118/1177] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:00:23 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/03/24 22:09:03] pwae, medivh, and allo [1379/2305] have team battled Ecko, Carl, and olsner [2210/2846] and lost! 0 days, 05:00:55 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/24 05:56:23] Carl was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:39:40 towards level 82.
[03/06/24 02:59:54] \dev\ice, Mat, and Thorael [1044/2537] have team battled Bolded, jjasghar, and Carl [785/3044] and won! 8 days, 02:50:32 is removed from their clocks.
[03/06/24 04:58:56] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:42:57 towards level 82.
[03/07/24 20:38:35] Carl bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 21:58:56 from level 82.
[03/09/24 02:07:23] Carl found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:03:12 towards level 82.
[03/10/24 20:11:38] yang [279/520] has come upon Carl [620/913] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:15:18 is added to yang's clock.
[03/13/24 01:18:09] Carl [661/913] has challenged boscage [17/598] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:10:31 is removed from Carl's clock.
[03/13/24 09:59:24] Sombra [1041/1213] has challenged Carl [446/913] in combat and won! 15 days, 10:28:24 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[03/14/24 03:09:02] Carl [615/913] has come upon Aksej [983/1143] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 19:23:22 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/16/24 03:11:38] Carl fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:26:58 from level 82.
[03/17/24 09:34:30] Carl bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 11:32:50 towards level 82.
[03/17/24 12:03:23] Carl, Lilith, laama, and TimeWarp have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/18/24 02:21:11] DrinkyBird [22/1232] has come upon Carl [759/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:17:05 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/18/24 12:14:21] laama [104/926] has challenged Carl [267/913] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:56:12 is added to laama's clock.
[03/18/24 13:51:00] ColonelPanic001, hax404, and Techman [1115/2505] have team battled Lord255, Carl, and anarcat [824/3303] and won! 3 days, 08:50:36 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/24 21:33:31] bobvador [964/1060] has challenged Carl [296/913] in combat and won! 14 days, 10:28:24 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[03/19/24 12:35:49] Carl [126/913] has challenged CompanionCube [66/688] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:02:38 is removed from Carl's clock.
[03/19/24 23:11:23] Carl stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:15:43 towards level 82.
[03/20/24 21:59:54] tomhek, DrinkyBird, and Thorael [2266/3157] have team battled sc, Kayn, and Carl [2271/2643] and lost! 3 days, 15:19:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/24 21:35:52] Kody, Techman, and "\@_ [271/2468] have team battled Carl, io, and gusto [2716/2932] and lost! 2 days, 05:58:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/24 10:52:09] Carl stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:04:46 towards level 82.
[03/24/24 12:53:49] Carl [594/913] has come upon "\@_ [658/925] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:28:00 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/25/24 01:25:23] idlegood, thatmint, and Fraiyr [988/1683] have team battled Techman, Carl, and noex [1977/2428] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:47 is added to their clocks.
[03/25/24 04:38:55] Carl [494/913] has challenged MELOONi [825/1150] in combat and lost! 1 day, 20:57:43 is added to Carl's clock.
[03/25/24 16:52:33] Malvolio [330/600] has come upon Carl [608/913] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 05:56:00 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[03/27/24 09:09:39] Carl ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:07:10 from level 82.
[03/27/24 14:54:21] Notir [15/1215] has come upon Carl [359/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:22:09 is added to Notir's clock.
[03/28/24 15:07:15] adamus1red [118/869] has challenged Carl [57/913] in combat and won! 9 days, 23:23:22 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[03/29/24 13:33:42] Carl was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:40:12 towards level 82.
[03/29/24 16:58:56] Garg, allo, and cfjk [419/2333] have team battled Carl, adamus1red, and Chuck [2037/2399] and lost! 1 day, 03:35:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/31/24 04:44:45] Carl was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:12:51 towards level 82.
[04/01/24 11:27:43] Carl lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:04:04 from level 82.
[04/01/24 14:13:07] Carl bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:20:39 towards level 82.
[04/02/24 01:22:28] Carl [98/913] has come upon mzumquadrat [533/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:04:31 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/02/24 11:15:18] Carl found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:04:20 towards level 82.
[04/02/24 17:47:00] signofzeta [54/1152] has come upon Carl [122/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:57:50 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[04/04/24 05:31:40] Carl was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:37:23 from level 82.
[04/05/24 00:18:17] TheSilentLink [255/1050] has come upon Carl [762/913] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:10:11 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/06/24 01:12:12] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Carl with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 07:37:30 from level 82.
[04/06/24 09:45:41] Carl [105/913] has come upon Wolf [710/948] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:54:45 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/07/24 02:08:32] Carl [803/913] has challenged DrinkyBird [407/1234] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:37:01 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/07/24 02:14:46] HollowWasp, RussellB, and nawcom [166/2594] have team battled Carl, dyvonna, and KindOne [198/2333] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:18 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/24 06:38:00] _sh [281/1052] has come upon Carl [311/913] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:53:23 is added to _sh's clock.
[04/07/24 09:10:21] Reilly [310/680] has challenged Carl [163/913] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:29:24 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[04/07/24 20:30:09] ion, shikhin, Carl, and V have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/24 21:40:30] Asara [558/871] has come upon Carl [812/913] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:32:17 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/09/24 13:51:44] Nuae [820/925] has come upon Carl [387/913] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:54:18 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[04/10/24 07:32:45] Carl slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Carl's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[04/12/24 00:08:03] SSLbits [539/907] has come upon Carl [333/906] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:13:57 is removed from SSLbits's clock.
[04/14/24 09:58:36] Carl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:43:54 towards level 82.
[04/16/24 18:40:37] Carl [356/906] has challenged bobvador [357/1054] in combat and lost! 8 days, 01:12:01 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/18/24 06:31:50] Carl [54/906] has come upon Brocker [331/801] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:57:35 is added to Carl's clock.
[04/18/24 17:40:33] noex [423/505] has come upon Carl [320/906] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 18:35:08 is removed from noex's clock.
[04/19/24 03:10:02] Carl got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 05:21:06 from level 83.
[04/19/24 18:14:22] Carl [697/906] has come upon kenyon [562/1029] and taken them in combat! 18 days, 11:47:47 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/20/24 10:34:51] boscage [16/593] has challenged Carl [525/906] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:40:46 is added to boscage's clock.
[04/20/24 16:43:30] Carl got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 11:45:46 from level 83.
[04/20/24 20:29:15] Theleveler [762/773] has come upon Carl [825/906] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:30:25 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[04/21/24 14:42:05] Carl [844/906] has challenged brycec [251/1195] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:47:45 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/22/24 14:55:21] muirrum, Gangsterish, and ChowderKeg [969/2230] have team battled Carl, signofzeta, and misha [25/2957] and won! 0 days, 22:22:11 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/24 20:17:07] Carl hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:28:31 towards level 83.
[04/23/24 00:21:16] Carl died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 15:53:41 from level 83.
[04/23/24 21:53:07] Carl [649/906] has come upon SirBummelz [354/867] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 08:26:39 is removed from Carl's clock.
[04/24/24 08:44:28] JohnMH [35/445] has come upon Carl [836/906] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:38:59 is added to JohnMH's clock.