Player Info

User: Garg
Class: Microwavable Kitten
Admin?: No
Level: 62
Next level: 35 days, 22:10:56
Status: Online
Host: mdh!~mdh@howle.org
Account Created: Fri Jun 2 23:41:01 2023
Last login: Wed May 15 18:58:23 2024
Total time idled: 321 days, 22:19:45
Current position: [476,63]
Alignment: Good
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 122 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 51
charm: 83
gloves: 29
helm: 68 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 31
ring: 66 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 63
tunic: 44
weapon: 37

sum: 594

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 0 days, 01:19:45
quit: 6 days, 18:50:14

total: 6 days, 20:09:59

Character Modifiers

[06/03/23 05:02:39] Garg [2/4] has challenged Theleveler [479/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/03/23 06:12:21] Garg [15/27] has challenged KindOne [20/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/03/23 06:38:54] Garg [9/32] has challenged alephnull [329/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/03/23 07:41:58] Garg [32/44] has challenged shikhin [14/993] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:07:13 is removed from Garg's clock.
[06/03/23 17:19:11] MetaNova [443/712] has come upon Garg [64/123] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:56:47 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[06/03/23 21:41:56] VonToutCourt [755/1402] has challenged Garg [123/151] in combat and won! 4 days, 15:11:08 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[06/04/23 04:36:44] ChowderKeg, Tenorman, and Garg [285/1810] have team battled MadMan, ufo-piloot, and unicron [359/1874] and lost! 0 days, 00:27:25 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/23 20:02:40] Garg broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:12:31 from level 25.
[06/04/23 22:51:40] Garg [100/215] has challenged Paganel [463/757] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/05/23 05:51:41] SSLbits, enteral, and A_Dragon [1932/2685] have team battled Daikojun, Garg, and allo [307/1563] and won! 0 days, 14:53:32 is removed from their clocks.
[06/05/23 06:31:19] Garg [185/217] has challenged Malvolio [335/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:37:55 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/05/23 15:03:24] Garg [192/222] has challenged gideonstar [233/254] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/05/23 17:55:32] bsleep [750/1273] has challenged Garg [21/222] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:39:46 is removed from bsleep's clock.
[06/05/23 22:20:14] d4n13L [441/586] has come upon Garg [78/222] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:46:26 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[06/05/23 23:39:49] Garg burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Garg's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/06/23 00:51:54] Garg [14/223] has challenged Fehu [145/638] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/06/23 03:57:40] Paganel [563/757] has challenged Garg [163/223] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:52:18 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[06/06/23 12:27:21] Garg [75/235] has challenged SSLbits [573/658] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/07/23 01:54:04] Garg [198/253] has challenged ZOTTA [456/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/07/23 07:14:27] Ungoliant, fstrelok, and Ankhers [2047/2228] have team battled Garg, Tenorman, and unicron [1079/1712] and won! 2 days, 00:35:40 is removed from their clocks.
[06/07/23 17:29:50] Garg [200/253] has challenged cadfael [38/933] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:17 is removed from Garg's clock.
[06/08/23 07:16:24] Garg [241/253] has challenged spex [208/1075] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:27:55 is removed from Garg's clock.
[06/08/23 23:03:40] Garg [3/277] has challenged spex [979/1075] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/09/23 23:37:42] Garg [266/277] has challenged anarcat [657/1182] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/14/23 01:09:29] Crazycatlady, bg, and Neil [2180/2527] have team battled Malvolio, h00k, and Garg [821/1223] and won! 1 day, 02:44:57 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/23 10:24:55] Garg [90/296] has challenged simple [137/1038] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/14/23 10:53:45] caeli [649/775] has challenged Garg [185/296] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:17 is removed from caeli's clock.
[06/14/23 10:58:13] Garg [204/296] has come upon bananaboat [666/764] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:34:31 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/14/23 16:51:05] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:06:49 towards level 36.
[06/15/23 02:58:30] Gorek [44/1061] has challenged Garg [272/296] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:13:04 is added to Gorek's clock.
[06/15/23 20:56:05] Garg [283/308] has challenged Reilly [365/893] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/16/23 15:09:29] StalkR [468/903] has challenged Garg [106/308] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:20:41 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[06/17/23 06:47:10] Garg, bfft, and el [883/1823] have team battled apb, SirBummelz, and Tangles [583/2618] and won! 0 days, 00:45:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/23 09:49:27] Garg [14/308] has challenged ufo-piloot [560/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:14:06 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/18/23 00:56:07] Garg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:59:57 towards level 38.
[06/18/23 09:52:52] vadas [536/708] has come upon Garg [60/308] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:51:11 is removed from vadas's clock.
[06/18/23 19:25:29] exergy [286/462] has challenged Garg [14/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:44:14 is removed from exergy's clock.
[06/19/23 03:29:56] Garg [147/311] has challenged Ecko [298/1017] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:41:27 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/19/23 13:12:23] dyvonna, alexlehm, and MetaNova [2074/2544] have team battled Garg, Wolf, and slim [994/1872] and won! 1 day, 09:50:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/23 17:42:56] Morguaii [6/7] has challenged Garg [295/311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to Morguaii's clock.
[06/21/23 12:11:56] DrinkyBird, Mat, and Morguaii [1333/1966] have team battled RussellB, Garg, and cornfeedhobo [1213/1988] and won! 0 days, 00:31:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/23 15:42:22] Garg [278/311] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [585/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/21/23 18:45:58] Garg learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:32 towards level 40.
[06/22/23 20:23:09] Acolarh [650/984] has challenged Garg [105/311] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:25:58 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[06/23/23 13:00:52] Russell [448/959] has challenged Garg [292/311] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:50:56 is removed from Russell's clock.
[06/23/23 19:02:32] spex [953/1071] has challenged Garg [73/311] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:56:02 is removed from spex's clock.
[06/23/23 23:07:53] Garg [42/321] has challenged vectr0n [27/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:05:57 is removed from Garg's clock.
[06/24/23 07:53:17] CornFly, Kachin, and Wolf [825/2752] have team battled Garg, VonToutCourt, and Nuae [203/2588] and won! 0 days, 18:09:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/24/23 19:17:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Garg 0 days, 13:08:39 toward level 41.
[06/25/23 09:58:53] Garg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:09 towards level 41.
[06/25/23 10:54:11] Garg [261/321] has come upon Varjatticus [257/625] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:25:56 is removed from Garg's clock.
[06/25/23 14:04:26] Garg [329/336] has challenged tmberg [476/903] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/25/23 20:56:27] vectr0n, Garg, and TimeWarp [602/1772] have team battled fstrelok, gideonstar, and slim [60/1858] and won! 0 days, 14:44:05 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/23 04:41:25] Tangles [252/771] has challenged Garg [143/336] in combat and won! 6 days, 12:26:12 is removed from Tangles's clock.
[06/26/23 09:43:08] medivh [216/616] has come upon Garg [244/336] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:01:48 is added to medivh's clock.
[06/26/23 16:09:20] Garg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:22:11 towards level 42.
[06/27/23 18:20:50] Garg, aqsd, noex, and CompanionCube have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/28/23 01:13:09] Garg [227/342] has challenged Tabmow [852/919] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:38:38 is added to Garg's clock.
[06/28/23 03:23:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Garg 0 days, 18:04:50 toward level 43.
[06/28/23 03:54:33] soygirl [369/444] has challenged Garg [127/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:41:36 is removed from soygirl's clock.
[06/29/23 07:02:02] Garg was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:01:17 from level 43.
[06/29/23 11:41:20] washclof [247/1096] has challenged Garg [339/342] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:51:42 is added to washclof's clock.
[06/30/23 10:07:40] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:43:44 towards level 43.
[07/01/23 06:00:34] Garg [150/360] has challenged linear [435/586] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/01/23 09:52:36] soltys [477/1009] has challenged Garg [253/360] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:04:00 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/01/23 16:30:30] mald0r0r [207/278] has challenged Garg [279/360] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to mald0r0r's clock.
[07/02/23 15:47:29] Garg had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:35:48 from level 44.
[07/04/23 05:09:01] linear [98/586] has challenged Garg [248/361] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:45:48 is added to linear's clock.
[07/04/23 19:33:00] CodeB [122/737] has come upon Garg [297/361] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:16:08 is added to CodeB's clock.
[07/04/23 19:41:35] Garg was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:00 from level 44.
[07/05/23 08:38:37] Garg found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:55:30 towards level 44.
[07/05/23 21:42:29] Garg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:14 towards level 44.
[07/05/23 22:03:15] Matthew, Garg, jayvee, and enteral have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/06/23 00:58:27] Garg [6/394] has challenged dax [219/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/06/23 13:12:40] yano [29/825] has come upon Garg [350/394] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:03:32 is added to yano's clock.
[07/07/23 11:44:58] dyvonna [1007/1035] has come upon Garg [182/394] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:26:50 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[07/07/23 20:29:35] linear [60/586] has challenged Garg [226/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:54:25 is added to linear's clock.
[07/10/23 07:42:35] Garg [278/394] has come upon dwfreed [735/1197] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:17:49 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/11/23 03:48:19] h00k [32/523] has challenged Garg [374/394] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:28:34 is added to h00k's clock.
[07/11/23 06:53:17] Garg [153/395] has challenged el [182/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:15:26 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/11/23 19:52:07] Garg [225/395] has challenged VonToutCourt [610/1416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:17:06 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/11/23 23:42:55] Garg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:29 towards level 46.
[07/14/23 21:22:59] Garg [19/395] has come upon Nysdar [394/955] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:00:09 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/14/23 22:15:18] Garg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:58:18 towards level 46.
[07/15/23 06:03:13] Nysdar [147/955] has challenged Garg [387/395] in combat and lost! 3 days, 15:06:59 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[07/15/23 10:26:59] Covid-19 [19/935] has come upon Garg [15/395] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:08:30 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[07/15/23 14:55:57] Garg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:42:24 towards level 46.
[07/16/23 14:10:13] soltys [611/1031] has challenged Garg [377/395] in combat and won! 1 day, 16:18:15 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/16/23 14:10:13] soltys has dealt Garg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:00:44 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/16/23 20:41:40] soltys [872/1031] has come upon Garg [201/395] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:09:11 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/17/23 01:18:19] Garg [375/400] has challenged DontEvenPeek [520/631] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/17/23 06:00:53] Garg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:21:56 towards level 47.
[07/17/23 07:05:59] Garg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:02:47 towards level 47.
[07/17/23 14:02:27] Garg [89/400] has come upon Tenedos [240/570] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:25:29 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/17/23 17:08:06] CompanionCube, Garg, and zifnab06 [941/1841] have team battled pwae, Koffa, and DrinkyBird [620/2715] and won! 0 days, 14:50:13 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/23 10:22:06] Garg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:19:12 from level 47.
[07/18/23 14:21:05] Garg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:28:37 towards level 47.
[07/19/23 04:36:26] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:11:04 towards level 47.
[07/21/23 07:38:13] bookworm [564/685] has come upon Garg [217/400] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 09:28:28 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[07/21/23 07:38:13] bookworm has dealt Garg a Critical Strike! 0 days, 05:03:16 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/22/23 10:05:56] solarsparq, idlegood, and HellSpawn [298/2581] have team battled Garg, talisein, and Mat [255/1638] and won! 2 days, 23:07:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/23 20:16:58] Garg [184/477] has challenged VonToutCourt [727/1416] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:50:20 is added to Garg's clock.
[07/23/23 09:38:58] Garg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:06:54 towards level 48.
[07/24/23 13:52:46] Garg [436/477] has challenged DrinkyBird [336/1269] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:33:31 is removed from Garg's clock.
[07/26/23 23:41:53] Garg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:37:32 towards level 48.
[07/28/23 00:11:48] Garg [181/477] has challenged Destruia [177/754] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:48:24 is removed from Garg's clock.
[07/28/23 17:32:16] Garg [435/477] has challenged Ankhers [174/726] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:14:53 is removed from Garg's clock.
[07/29/23 11:19:44] Garg [252/477] has challenged idleevil [100/851] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:18:12 is removed from Garg's clock.
[08/01/23 01:56:31] Garg [420/477] has come upon tswsl [283/711] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:59:45 is removed from Garg's clock.
[08/01/23 05:50:27] Aksej [833/950] has come upon Garg [141/477] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:57:15 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[08/02/23 12:03:39] Garg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:45 towards level 49.
[08/02/23 17:43:12] Garg [131/477] has challenged ramdac [139/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:45:15 is added to Garg's clock.
[08/03/23 05:15:01] Garg [416/477] has challenged Puff [271/722] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:36:29 is removed from Garg's clock.
[08/03/23 19:21:04] Garg bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:37:24 towards level 50.
[08/03/23 22:25:50] rawgreaze [191/988] has come upon Garg [189/477] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:41:33 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[08/04/23 03:01:08] Garg was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:36:09 from level 50.
[08/04/23 14:54:11] talisein [147/617] has challenged Garg [430/477] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:12:58 is added to talisein's clock.
[08/04/23 20:30:58] Garg sharpened the edge of their weapon! Garg's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/05/23 10:44:15] Garg, Affliction, olsner, and Mat have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/05/23 23:48:20] Garg, talisein, and Russell [1419/2128] have team battled zbe, TimWolla, and Kesdak [991/2353] and won! 0 days, 18:04:32 is removed from their clocks.
[08/06/23 07:11:36] gildarts, Garg, Tabmow, and canton7 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/07/23 10:45:03] Garg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:16:03 towards level 50.
[08/08/23 06:36:41] Garg [147/497] has challenged ufo-piloot [414/589] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Garg's clock.
[08/08/23 23:24:05] Carl [99/875] has come upon Garg [204/497] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:39:50 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/09/23 10:23:02] Garg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:50:10 towards level 51.
[08/11/23 01:30:04] gideonstar [215/587] has come upon Garg [271/497] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:08:35 is added to gideonstar's clock.
[08/11/23 08:16:34] nawcom, cfjk, and blobdog [386/2165] have team battled kenyon, linear, and Garg [2067/2287] and lost! 0 days, 13:03:51 is added to their clocks.
[08/12/23 04:10:12] Thorael, Tabmow, and signofzeta [1185/2585] have team battled unicron, yano, and Garg [277/2107] and won! 2 days, 07:59:16 is removed from their clocks.
[08/13/23 07:16:31] olsner [575/925] has come upon Garg [72/497] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:07:15 is removed from olsner's clock.
[08/13/23 09:53:48] Gangsterish [156/748] has challenged Garg [274/497] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to Gangsterish's clock.
[08/14/23 12:13:34] Garg [93/493] has come upon t3chn0 [193/1016] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:13:13 is added to Garg's clock.
[08/14/23 17:34:19] simple [954/1059] has come upon Garg [109/493] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:47:41 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/15/23 17:34:44] Garg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:41:50 from level 51.
[08/15/23 22:46:20] Garg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:29:28 towards level 51.
[08/16/23 03:03:42] Garg got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:23:21 from level 51.
[08/17/23 23:45:15] zifnab06 [17/631] has come upon Garg [13/493] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:18:28 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[08/18/23 03:03:55] ramdac, scornn, and Lord255 [1020/1656] have team battled gideonstar, hugga, and Garg [1319/1805] and lost! 0 days, 12:07:23 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/23 09:47:25] ZOTTA [315/1033] has come upon Garg [298/493] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:06:51 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[08/18/23 12:27:36] Minus [176/934] has come upon Garg [317/493] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:03:03 is added to Minus's clock.
[08/19/23 18:32:00] Garg was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:17:21 from level 51.
[08/20/23 21:36:23] Garg [38/493] has challenged yNos [238/881] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to Garg's clock.
[08/21/23 10:30:07] Lnk, Garg, and Tabmow [1105/2050] have team battled d4n13L, idleneutral, and Ungoliant [1217/2034] and lost! 2 days, 18:42:33 is added to their clocks.
[08/21/23 21:18:20] Garg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:52:54 towards level 52.
[08/22/23 13:54:25] dbx12, tswsl, and Aksej [2379/2438] have team battled alexlehm, unicron, and Garg [1768/2005] and won! 1 day, 16:52:46 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/23 16:13:11] Garg, scornn, and ufo-piloot [746/1508] have team battled mordac, washclof, and Mat [833/2660] and lost! 2 days, 22:18:12 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/23 23:59:33] Garg [206/493] has come upon Celediel [226/389] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:59:00 is added to Garg's clock.
[08/23/23 06:30:18] Garg [22/493] has come upon u4ia [171/426] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:33:22 is added to Garg's clock.
[08/24/23 03:37:13] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Garg 3 days, 12:44:21 toward level 52.
[08/24/23 06:28:22] Garg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:30:15 towards level 52.
[08/27/23 17:05:07] Cockatrice, Garg, and zifnab06 [510/2025] have team battled Wolf, csc2ya, and joes [392/2133] and won! 1 day, 20:13:53 is removed from their clocks.
[08/29/23 17:22:10] Garg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:47:41 from level 52.
[08/30/23 04:13:01] caeli, elf, and yano [913/2658] have team battled Garg, gusto, and Khorne [477/2348] and won! 2 days, 02:07:01 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/23 04:00:48] Garg [470/493] has come upon RussellB [226/969] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:20:06 is removed from Garg's clock.
[09/02/23 17:16:52] Kritzefitz [938/1077] has come upon Garg [371/493] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:58:51 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[09/04/23 01:30:20] Garg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:58 towards level 52.
[09/04/23 10:15:36] Garg [338/493] has come upon pants [319/1294] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:56:00 is removed from Garg's clock.
[09/04/23 19:03:17] Garg got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:13:25 from level 52.
[09/05/23 00:19:19] Garg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:34:24 towards level 52.
[09/05/23 07:56:31] Garg [445/505] has challenged gildarts [318/873] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:26:34 is removed from Garg's clock.
[09/05/23 13:45:35] dbx12 [724/777] has come upon Garg [430/505] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:16:58 is removed from dbx12's clock.
[09/05/23 21:49:13] Garg died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:20:10 from level 53.
[09/07/23 03:05:01] Garg was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:32:34 from level 53.
[09/08/23 12:15:35] Garg burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Garg's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/09/23 21:44:32] Garg [179/503] has come upon Matthew [203/607] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:47:18 is added to Garg's clock.
[09/11/23 08:38:54] Garg got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:54:05 towards level 53.
[09/11/23 22:47:53] Garg, eising, kzootech, and CompanionCube have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/23 04:20:55] Garg was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:55:02 from level 53.
[09/15/23 03:54:39] Garg [432/503] has challenged Sombra [1229/1310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:26:14 is added to Garg's clock.
[09/15/23 04:51:16] Garg [61/503] has come upon megubyte [116/645] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:34:39 is added to Garg's clock.
[09/15/23 07:55:37] Garg [366/503] has challenged Koffa [568/710] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:25 is added to Garg's clock.
[09/15/23 21:43:23] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Garg 0 days, 21:09:56 toward level 53.
[09/17/23 21:27:02] thatmint, OobSaco, and Garg [396/1409] have team battled Varjatticus, Koffa, and bg [1443/2421] and lost! 0 days, 03:09:14 is added to their clocks.
[09/18/23 16:22:23] Garg [130/513] has challenged enteral [568/1024] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:07:00 is added to Garg's clock.
[09/19/23 05:13:40] drahthaar [815/865] has challenged Garg [494/513] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:34:03 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[09/19/23 08:20:18] bookworm, Bluedog, and mzumquadrat [1790/2116] have team battled enteral, Garg, and Forud [1240/2562] and won! 0 days, 00:10:32 is removed from their clocks.
[09/21/23 12:01:44] Garg got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:25:35 from level 54.
[09/21/23 22:47:07] Garg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:54:04 towards level 54.
[09/22/23 17:11:35] IFireflyl, StalkR, and simple [592/2838] have team battled Fenrik, GilbertErik, and Garg [2135/2529] and lost! 1 day, 16:43:17 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/23 01:59:42] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:31:06 towards level 54.
[09/23/23 11:50:03] Garg walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:50:11 from level 54.
[09/24/23 01:05:44] Garg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:51:52 towards level 54.
[09/25/23 09:17:57] solarsparq [221/745] has challenged Garg [470/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:53 is added to solarsparq's clock.
[09/26/23 01:09:56] bird [13/24] has challenged Garg [316/513] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to bird's clock.
[09/26/23 05:14:52] Garg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:14:17 towards level 54.
[09/26/23 19:51:56] apb, Garg, and Geoff [2020/2384] have team battled Fenrik, Sario, and Gorek [2062/3023] and lost! 1 day, 09:55:00 is added to their clocks.
[09/27/23 08:03:21] Garg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:00:14 from level 54.
[09/27/23 19:32:57] Garg [369/513] has come upon roosterphant [49/432] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:04:55 is removed from Garg's clock.
[09/28/23 03:01:25] Garg [96/513] has come upon MetaNova [259/618] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:01:08 is added to Garg's clock.
[09/29/23 06:40:11] Garg [425/513] has challenged zifnab06 [334/631] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:50:04 is removed from Garg's clock.
[09/29/23 17:52:57] lightstalker [504/509] has challenged Garg [299/513] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:11:27 is removed from lightstalker's clock.
[09/30/23 08:00:51] roosterphant, CodeB, and EddieT137 [561/2312] have team battled Bluedog, Garg, and dbx12 [432/2192] and won! 0 days, 16:45:36 is removed from their clocks.
[09/30/23 13:54:54] JigmeDatse [270/841] has come upon Garg [234/513] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 04:22:48 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[09/30/23 21:01:42] Garg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:03:39 towards level 54.
[09/30/23 22:32:06] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:19:16 towards level 54.
[10/01/23 06:05:56] Ankhers [461/828] has come upon Garg [304/513] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 16:44:35 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[10/01/23 09:42:57] Garg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:07 towards level 54.
[10/01/23 11:40:30] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:28:16 towards level 54.
[10/01/23 12:41:05] Garg, nathan, Koffa, and hax404 have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/23 10:50:00] Matthew, Garg, ToHellWithGA, and talisein have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/02/23 17:59:22] Garg [244/513] has challenged tomhek [728/1155] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:38:34 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/02/23 22:27:34] Garg [193/513] has come upon Tabmow [525/924] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:13:11 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/03/23 13:03:50] Garg [65/513] has challenged Gorek [1008/1054] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:04:46 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/03/23 23:57:22] Garg [506/514] has challenged jacob1 [496/904] in combat and won! 4 days, 09:52:35 is removed from Garg's clock.
[10/04/23 01:06:05] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Garg with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 07:15:35 from level 55.
[10/04/23 01:07:23] Garg had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:01:38 from level 55.
[10/05/23 07:13:58] Garg [243/514] has come upon tmberg [764/1115] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:31:51 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/05/23 20:55:12] Garg ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:22:19 from level 55.
[10/07/23 05:17:36] Garg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:52:11 towards level 55.
[10/07/23 14:03:41] _sh [91/1075] has challenged Garg [160/514] in combat and lost! 5 days, 06:18:20 is added to _sh's clock.
[10/08/23 12:36:29] Garg bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 19:14:46 from level 55.
[10/08/23 19:33:26] Garg [179/514] has challenged elegy [285/366] in combat and lost! 1 day, 12:10:36 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/09/23 16:38:13] Garg [392/514] has challenged DontEvenPeek [589/852] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:41 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/11/23 08:46:23] Garg [26/514] has come upon Ungoliant [406/776] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:39:34 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/11/23 23:51:23] Garg [58/514] has challenged pwae [217/810] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:28:44 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/12/23 12:54:37] Garg [409/514] has challenged Bolded [727/998] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:45:34 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/14/23 01:15:10] Garg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:15:02 towards level 55.
[10/14/23 11:52:45] Garg learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:03:24 towards level 55.
[10/14/23 15:31:43] BastelBot [625/784] has challenged Garg [313/514] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:12:27 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[10/16/23 00:33:17] Garg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:20:25 towards level 55.
[10/17/23 21:00:32] idleneutral [593/650] has challenged Garg [355/514] in combat and won! 7 days, 13:31:39 is removed from idleneutral's clock.
[10/17/23 22:43:54] Garg [103/514] has come upon Kachin [347/1026] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:11:19 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/19/23 10:34:06] Garg [276/514] has challenged Finley [490/668] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:30:41 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/19/23 14:09:36] Garg [95/514] has come upon DontEvenPeek [583/852] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:55:57 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/19/23 22:36:56] Garg [504/514] has challenged Khorne [588/1212] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:40:34 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/19/23 22:45:13] Garg [78/514] has come upon tmberg [698/1115] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:25:02 is added to Garg's clock.
[10/20/23 10:02:29] Garg [305/514] has come upon thornrag [35/706] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 02:02:15 is removed from Garg's clock.
[10/21/23 01:00:34] kzootech [188/651] has come upon Garg [513/514] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:03:49 is added to kzootech's clock.
[10/22/23 03:12:35] vegadark [108/933] has come upon Garg [298/514] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 21:15:18 is added to vegadark's clock.
[10/26/23 08:49:04] Techman, Alasdair, and blabber [1238/2417] have team battled happymeal, dbx12, and Garg [1110/1825] and won! 0 days, 00:05:27 is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/23 08:52:11] Garg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:32:45 towards level 55.
[10/27/23 02:21:51] Garg [394/514] has challenged nya [255/1079] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:32:36 is removed from Garg's clock.
[10/27/23 09:15:32] Garg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:36:32 from level 55.
[10/28/23 17:42:09] EddieT137 [143/1102] has come upon Garg [483/514] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:23:06 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[10/29/23 01:33:18] BastelBot [604/784] has challenged Garg [172/514] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:30:30 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[10/29/23 07:29:48] drahthaar, wowbagger, and nya [2349/2601] have team battled tsr, solarsparq, and Garg [333/2128] and won! 1 day, 20:42:14 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/23 13:51:46] Garg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:03:39 towards level 55.
[10/31/23 14:51:26] Garg, scumola, gradator, and Nysdar have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/01/23 03:07:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Garg 2 days, 05:12:53 toward level 55.
[11/02/23 05:57:44] Garg [386/514] has challenged Fehu [36/650] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:08:21 is removed from Garg's clock.
[11/02/23 19:00:57] Garg [358/514] has challenged Techman [288/1025] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:10:31 is removed from Garg's clock.
[11/03/23 03:11:55] Garg [441/524] has challenged Kody [423/445] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:10:51 is removed from Garg's clock.
[11/04/23 08:04:26] Garg [122/524] has come upon Abe [327/526] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:34:43 is added to Garg's clock.
[11/04/23 11:37:39] Garg [495/524] has come upon thornrag [316/637] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:51:14 is removed from Garg's clock.
[11/04/23 21:26:57] Lord255 [30/755] has come upon Garg [364/524] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:36:32 is added to Lord255's clock.
[11/05/23 06:15:26] Garg [432/524] has challenged mzumquadrat [356/570] in combat and won! 2 days, 05:28:21 is removed from Garg's clock.
[11/05/23 12:54:43] hax404, Garg, and Rayke [1237/1548] have team battled canton7, Pinkman, and t3chn0 [1395/2760] and lost! 0 days, 04:53:11 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/23 18:07:19] Garg was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:33:40 from level 56.
[11/07/23 14:37:44] olsner [117/925] has come upon Garg [86/524] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:38:46 is removed from olsner's clock.
[11/07/23 20:04:26] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:32:54 towards level 56.
[11/08/23 03:33:17] Garg [248/524] has challenged Gangsterish [735/794] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:50:11 is added to Garg's clock.
[11/08/23 11:27:21] DrinkyBird [1214/1265] has come upon Garg [403/524] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:00:48 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[11/09/23 05:14:09] Garg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:46:58 towards level 56.
[11/09/23 06:52:53] slim, Garg, and Xenthys [855/2384] have team battled Pinkman, Tenedos, and pyre [763/2236] and won! 0 days, 02:48:34 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/23 20:14:22] rawgreaze [997/1012] has come upon Garg [27/524] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 19:37:51 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[11/09/23 21:43:35] Garg [117/524] has challenged Faradome [462/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:28:56 is added to Garg's clock.
[11/09/23 22:40:09] Garg broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:26:53 from level 56.
[11/10/23 14:17:07] Omega [74/1051] has challenged Garg [425/524] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:11:08 is added to Omega's clock.
[11/10/23 21:13:29] Garg slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Garg's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/11/23 01:07:49] Garg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:34 towards level 56.
[11/11/23 23:16:26] Garg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:55 towards level 56.
[11/12/23 17:38:28] Garg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:42 towards level 56.
[11/13/23 06:02:45] Garg [19/521] has challenged roosterphant [315/452] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:23:00 is added to Garg's clock.
[11/14/23 05:58:28] wowbagger [280/773] has come upon Garg [22/521] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:12:25 is removed from wowbagger's clock.
[11/14/23 11:43:27] Garg found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:32:45 towards level 56.
[12/03/23 21:57:19] dyvonna [422/941] has come upon Garg [56/521] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:42:48 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[12/04/23 05:31:55] Garg got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:19:15 from level 56.
[12/04/23 07:45:35] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:03 towards level 56.
[12/05/23 21:18:14] Garg was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:16:09 from level 56.
[12/06/23 10:58:49] Techman, JackyB, and Garg [1706/2413] have team battled Acolarh, cfjk, and cadfael [1605/2414] and won! 0 days, 15:27:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/23 21:33:37] Garg [138/521] has challenged tsr [243/870] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:59:50 is added to Garg's clock.
[12/08/23 16:22:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Garg 0 days, 07:18:58 toward level 56.
[12/08/23 16:38:32] thatmint [135/664] has challenged Garg [337/521] in combat and lost! 5 days, 02:43:37 is added to thatmint's clock.
[12/08/23 20:29:23] Garg [431/521] has challenged jacob1 [38/898] in combat and won! 5 days, 22:28:02 is removed from Garg's clock.
[12/09/23 06:29:04] Garg [96/521] has come upon ZOTTA [1194/1270] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:35:43 is added to Garg's clock.
[12/09/23 07:16:08] Fehu, Gangsterish, and d4n13L [2058/2332] have team battled Garg, VonToutCourt, and BenDover [1782/2371] and won! 0 days, 10:42:22 is removed from their clocks.
[12/09/23 10:43:09] Lord255 [625/774] has challenged Garg [361/521] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:08:21 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[12/10/23 06:28:22] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:16:25 towards level 57.
[12/11/23 19:46:37] Aksej [899/1091] has come upon Garg [398/521] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:19:45 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[12/12/23 02:14:25] sc, Garg, and Drin [2342/2736] have team battled pyre, gusto, and fstrelok [1608/2354] and won! 3 days, 23:30:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/23 09:13:19] Garg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:45:06 towards level 57.
[12/13/23 20:45:23] Garg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:52:02 towards level 57.
[12/13/23 23:31:59] thatmint [538/664] has come upon Garg [347/521] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 15:58:35 is removed from thatmint's clock.
[12/14/23 17:24:57] particleflux [511/519] has come upon Garg [492/521] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:35:40 is removed from particleflux's clock.
[12/15/23 16:38:30] ter0 [116/540] has come upon Garg [118/521] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:28:41 is added to ter0's clock.
[12/16/23 10:04:42] ahmubashshir [395/577] has come upon Garg [36/521] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:09:08 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[12/16/23 13:43:28] gendish [349/392] has come upon Garg [463/521] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:50:53 is added to gendish's clock.
[12/17/23 05:30:18] kevkev [43/485] has challenged Garg [364/521] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:12:00 is added to kevkev's clock.
[12/17/23 19:33:42] Garg [85/521] has challenged el [585/847] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:40:42 is added to Garg's clock.
[12/19/23 04:41:57] Omega [149/1051] has challenged Garg [233/521] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:28:58 is added to Omega's clock.
[12/19/23 07:10:36] Stevland [616/1062] has challenged Garg [517/521] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:43:52 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[12/20/23 08:49:07] Garg [181/521] has challenged Notir [241/1043] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:44:59 is added to Garg's clock.
[12/21/23 07:55:30] grangerstranger [104/505] has challenged Garg [1/521] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:05:23 is removed from grangerstranger's clock.
[12/21/23 10:42:57] Garg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:18:52 towards level 57.
[12/21/23 15:43:02] BlueJay, nya, and HeavyPodda [1270/2184] have team battled Cirdan, Garg, and gildarts [110/2488] and won! 1 day, 04:54:10 is removed from their clocks.
[12/21/23 15:45:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Garg 3 days, 07:11:34 toward level 57.
[12/22/23 19:06:57] nathan [631/644] has challenged Garg [109/521] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:02:13 is removed from nathan's clock.
[12/23/23 04:48:57] cadfael [338/741] has come upon Garg [467/521] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:09:55 is added to cadfael's clock.
[12/23/23 06:34:26] Garg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:58:44 towards level 57.
[12/23/23 10:52:53] brycec, Garg, and Shinzon [1335/2065] have team battled pants, Ecko, and signofzeta [278/3298] and won! 0 days, 01:44:23 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/23 11:12:09] Garg [324/521] has challenged eising [572/832] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:43:48 is added to Garg's clock.
[12/23/23 18:34:10] Garg [472/577] has challenged grangerstranger [360/507] in combat and won! 3 days, 22:26:07 is removed from Garg's clock.
[12/23/23 18:42:34] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:32:35 towards level 58.
[12/24/23 11:10:20] Garg saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:24:24 from level 58.
[12/25/23 08:20:34] Garg died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:27:25 from level 58.
[12/25/23 15:04:10] Garg [410/577] has come upon Forud [620/1032] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:56:18 is added to Garg's clock.
[12/25/23 18:21:40] popey, dbx12, and hax404 [244/2402] have team battled Garg, Lilith, and cadfael [1491/2103] and lost! 1 day, 04:52:15 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/23 21:23:19] Garg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:14:13 towards level 58.
[12/27/23 18:33:52] Garg, dyvonna, gideonstar, and Destruia have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/27/23 21:06:16] bananaboat [18/1063] has come upon Garg [290/577] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:52:35 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[12/28/23 07:04:34] misha [653/902] has come upon Garg [437/577] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:37:55 is removed from misha's clock.
[12/28/23 07:39:55] misha [89/902] has come upon Garg [445/577] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:42:12 is added to misha's clock.
[12/28/23 15:23:43] Minus [327/917] has come upon Garg [558/577] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:54:12 is added to Minus's clock.
[12/28/23 15:53:18] pyre [620/768] has come upon Garg [268/577] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:30:32 is removed from pyre's clock.
[12/28/23 21:36:41] thatmint [130/878] has come upon Garg [139/577] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:58:19 is added to thatmint's clock.
[12/29/23 03:50:14] Garg [472/577] has come upon jacquesssss [155/421] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 10:54:31 is removed from Garg's clock.
[12/30/23 11:11:05] idleneutral [544/650] has challenged Garg [534/577] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:33:50 is removed from idleneutral's clock.
[12/31/23 05:16:06] Garg, Ecko, and pants [2071/2826] have team battled allo, dwfreed, and ahmubashshir [619/2589] and won! 1 day, 01:46:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/23 08:38:35] Wolf, u4ia, and JigmeDatse [2207/2232] have team battled Khorne, GRIZZLYMAN, and Garg [1680/2295] and won! 2 days, 19:05:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/23 09:47:45] Garg EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:43:37 from level 58.
[12/31/23 15:51:38] Garg misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:27:08 from level 58.
[12/31/23 16:42:14] dyvonna, Silvanus_Betrium, and Tangles [2795/3101] have team battled zifnab06, Garg, and wowbagger [404/2027] and won! 0 days, 02:41:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/24 10:05:18] Garg got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:02:03 from level 58.
[01/02/24 21:18:12] Garg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:37:29 towards level 58.
[01/03/24 10:14:24] pyre, Platonides, and roosterphant [93/1848] have team battled Garg, Jens, and rawgreaze [2794/2870] and lost! 1 day, 02:57:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/24 10:36:36] Garg [387/577] has challenged Tenorman [724/777] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:07:54 is added to Garg's clock.
[01/03/24 23:40:08] Garg [472/577] has challenged wille [94/662] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:48:30 is removed from Garg's clock.
[01/04/24 08:50:17] freeboson, Platonides, and HeavyPodda [1017/2666] have team battled popey, Garg, and anarcat [11/2865] and won! 0 days, 01:04:25 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/24 16:39:17] Garg, style, and Berserker [1192/1618] have team battled fstrelok, Ecko, and bsleep [1001/3159] and won! 1 day, 08:09:07 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/24 20:36:38] Garg gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:15:51 towards level 58.
[01/05/24 07:31:06] Lilith, allo, and Garg [634/2238] have team battled Cirdan, Neil, and Ecko [1568/2856] and lost! 1 day, 02:55:49 is added to their clocks.
[01/05/24 23:30:34] Garg, pfoley, and A_Dragon [294/2840] have team battled kevkev, Abe, and ColonelPanic001 [1416/1754] and lost! 1 day, 11:15:04 is added to their clocks.
[01/06/24 22:46:03] Garg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:49:29 towards level 58.
[01/08/24 09:49:05] Garg was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:43:07 from level 58.
[01/09/24 03:17:24] Garg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:53:22 towards level 58.
[01/09/24 21:36:41] Garg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:32:27 towards level 58.
[01/10/24 01:35:09] Garg [441/577] has come upon Bluedog [24/877] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:33:35 is removed from Garg's clock.
[01/10/24 09:40:52] Cirdan [794/1063] has come upon Garg [285/577] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:22:16 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[01/11/24 06:27:05] Garg [157/577] has challenged jacob1 [572/907] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:29:46 is added to Garg's clock.
[01/12/24 18:36:15] insidesources [230/479] has challenged Garg [458/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:02:10 is added to insidesources's clock.
[01/12/24 19:52:53] Garg [218/577] has come upon nawcom [720/968] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:29:55 is added to Garg's clock.
[01/13/24 00:27:35] Zaratustra, ToHellWithGA, and Lord255 [1345/2688] have team battled Bolded, TimeWarp, and Garg [1002/2360] and won! 0 days, 08:34:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/24 00:54:50] Garg [536/577] has challenged Fenrik [517/1227] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:34:31 is removed from Garg's clock.
[01/14/24 16:52:38] Garg got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:19:25 from level 59.
[01/14/24 23:27:33] idleneutral, JackyB, and Garg [1658/2074] have team battled GilbertErik, rawgreaze, and Ungoliant [2427/2727] and lost! 6 days, 02:24:58 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/24 17:19:06] Garg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:39:49 towards level 59.
[01/17/24 00:39:19] muirrum, GRIZZLYMAN, and Garg [1389/1897] have team battled happymeal, bananaboat, and bsleep [2640/2907] and lost! 0 days, 13:30:16 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/24 07:49:18] Garg found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:40:39 towards level 59.
[01/17/24 14:19:14] Garg [332/577] has come upon MadMan [359/575] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:46:47 is added to Garg's clock.
[01/18/24 09:28:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Garg 6 days, 08:32:54 toward level 59.
[01/20/24 10:21:47] olsner [434/919] has challenged Garg [256/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:19:09 is removed from olsner's clock.
[01/21/24 21:17:56] Butch [144/284] has challenged Garg [470/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:04:21 is added to Butch's clock.
[01/25/24 00:47:47] Soods [2/11] has challenged Garg [112/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to Soods's clock.
[01/25/24 02:03:59] Garg met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 01:35:38 from level 59.
[01/25/24 12:16:16] dbx12 [133/864] has come upon Garg [128/577] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:07:32 is removed from dbx12's clock.
[01/26/24 00:17:41] Garg hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:15:07 towards level 59.
[01/26/24 12:23:42] Garg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:31:50 towards level 59.
[01/26/24 21:59:58] Garg [29/577] has challenged Visievion [235/409] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:55:52 is added to Garg's clock.
[01/28/24 21:11:48] blobdog [549/720] has challenged Garg [39/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:37:22 is removed from blobdog's clock.
[01/29/24 06:00:58] Garg [443/577] has come upon buyoq [569/916] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:15:24 is added to Garg's clock.
[01/30/24 15:02:23] Garg was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:16:42 towards level 59.
[01/30/24 22:25:24] Garg was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:24:40 towards level 59.
[02/01/24 19:36:54] Minus [88/1007] has challenged Garg [211/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:45 is added to Minus's clock.
[02/01/24 21:37:25] opcode [221/629] has challenged Garg [238/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:03:45 is added to opcode's clock.
[02/02/24 08:02:58] Garg [327/577] has come upon pfoley [339/1073] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:02:50 is added to Garg's clock.
[02/03/24 01:44:35] Garg [461/577] has challenged chadgpt [4/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:58:17 is removed from Garg's clock.
[02/03/24 21:42:56] pacer [0/1] has challenged Garg [406/577] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:55 is added to pacer's clock.
[02/05/24 03:18:21] apb [863/1133] has come upon Garg [479/577] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 07:38:06 is removed from apb's clock.
[02/06/24 09:44:46] Garg was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:13:35 towards level 59.
[02/07/24 09:34:29] Garg saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:39:37 from level 59.
[02/07/24 22:28:26] Feras, Sario, and Yarosh [258/2141] have team battled muirrum, Garg, and Deathgrim [1347/1562] and lost! 1 day, 09:50:38 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/24 08:45:25] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:36:56 towards level 59.
[02/08/24 13:17:47] _sh [71/1052] has challenged Garg [77/577] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:40:23 is added to _sh's clock.
[02/08/24 23:20:18] Garg [376/577] has challenged idleevil [113/919] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:03:21 is removed from Garg's clock.
[02/09/24 06:47:24] ColonelPanic001 [5/870] has come upon Garg [251/577] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:33:09 is added to ColonelPanic001's clock.
[02/09/24 07:25:19] hdm [920/1005] has come upon Garg [366/577] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 11:05:40 is removed from hdm's clock.
[02/11/24 00:42:42] Garg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:18 towards level 59.
[02/11/24 03:33:09] Garg [244/577] has challenged slim [844/1031] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:32 is added to Garg's clock.
[02/11/24 10:59:07] Garg [523/580] has challenged Tenorman [401/777] in combat and won! 7 days, 22:36:31 is removed from Garg's clock.
[02/12/24 19:38:55] gendish [0/429] has come upon Garg [152/580] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:46:46 is added to gendish's clock.
[02/13/24 04:31:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Garg 5 days, 04:01:04 toward level 60.
[02/13/24 12:33:42] Garg [395/580] has come upon Lnk [687/834] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 18:18:55 is added to Garg's clock.
[02/15/24 14:30:14] blobdog, ZOTTA, and PanamaCity3003 [826/2336] have team battled shikhin, Acolarh, and Garg [2097/2609] and lost! 0 days, 14:51:15 is added to their clocks.
[02/19/24 16:03:39] elf, \dev\ice, and Garg [1832/2322] have team battled Yarosh, Bolded, and Chuck [1586/2207] and won! 2 days, 05:04:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/24 19:17:56] Garg was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:18:50 towards level 60.
[02/23/24 13:00:40] Kachin [518/1034] has come upon Garg [68/580] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:32:29 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[02/23/24 15:37:16] sco1 [7/546] has come upon Garg [231/580] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:53:39 is added to sco1's clock.
[02/24/24 05:01:15] Garg, pyre, and Brocker [470/1878] have team battled vegadark, ToHellWithGA, and simple [2037/3359] and lost! 0 days, 00:29:48 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/24 08:07:16] Yarosh [288/548] has challenged Garg [105/580] in combat and won! 9 days, 19:48:40 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[02/26/24 09:17:58] Garg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Garg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/27/24 09:35:51] "\@_ [539/914] has come upon Garg [80/585] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:41:26 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[02/27/24 12:08:31] Shinzon [435/538] has challenged Garg [479/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:41:00 is added to Shinzon's clock.
[02/29/24 04:43:19] Garg [78/585] has challenged bird [260/379] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:17:40 is added to Garg's clock.
[02/29/24 18:56:02] bookworm [644/890] has challenged Garg [373/585] in combat and won! 1 day, 19:03:16 is removed from bookworm's clock.
[03/02/24 02:24:25] Pinkman [69/935] has challenged Garg [330/585] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:24 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[03/02/24 04:19:58] Garg set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:13:52 from level 60.
[03/02/24 04:50:23] opcode, Xenthys, and ChowderKeg [454/2113] have team battled Brocker, bookworm, and Garg [1545/1783] and lost! 1 day, 10:49:46 is added to their clocks.
[03/03/24 12:58:49] Garg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:02:54 towards level 60.
[03/04/24 07:08:25] Garg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:40 towards level 60.
[03/07/24 00:08:54] Garg [91/585] has challenged KindOne [323/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:57:35 is added to Garg's clock.
[03/07/24 17:00:40] Garg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:51:41 towards level 60.
[03/07/24 20:52:54] Garg grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:47:49 towards level 60.
[03/08/24 03:33:40] DrinkyBird [330/1237] has challenged Garg [345/585] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:29:48 is added to DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/10/24 11:48:50] Garg [438/585] has come upon abarat [71/333] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:30:39 is removed from Garg's clock.
[03/10/24 13:25:12] adamus1red [177/972] has challenged Garg [482/585] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:42:33 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[03/11/24 00:37:43] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Garg 0 days, 09:00:38 toward level 60.
[03/12/24 03:08:50] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Garg 0 days, 02:39:22 toward level 60.
[03/12/24 07:52:08] Garg [2/585] has challenged Neil [369/838] in combat and lost! 4 days, 14:33:10 is added to Garg's clock.
[03/12/24 18:10:42] Garg bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:25:49 towards level 61.
[03/12/24 20:13:42] Garg [76/585] has challenged Ecko [544/1002] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:36:51 is added to Garg's clock.
[03/13/24 07:03:59] Garg reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Garg's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/17/24 10:48:04] Garg and tass have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/17/24 15:56:49] Garg [170/649] has challenged Butch [80/307] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:45:24 is removed from Garg's clock.
[03/18/24 05:27:28] el [647/907] has come upon Garg [242/649] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:12:15 is removed from el's clock.
[03/18/24 16:32:46] bsleep and Garg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/19/24 08:32:12] washclof [97/1175] has challenged Garg [29/649] in combat and won! 3 days, 17:10:39 is removed from washclof's clock.
[03/19/24 15:39:27] Garg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:10:46 towards level 61.
[03/20/24 05:57:58] Dex [43/580] has come upon Garg [604/649] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:06:21 is added to Dex's clock.
[03/20/24 15:33:05] Garg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:22:01 towards level 61.
[03/21/24 21:34:02] KyloRen [182/422] has come upon Garg [540/649] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:54:09 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[03/22/24 18:14:12] Garg discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:35:49 towards level 61.
[03/23/24 00:42:16] Garg stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:11:11 towards level 61.
[03/23/24 01:47:46] Garg invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:39 towards level 61.
[03/23/24 16:39:54] Techman and Garg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/24 05:45:10] Cockatrice [735/888] has challenged Garg [393/649] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:35:41 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[03/26/24 08:55:39] DojShadow [355/532] has challenged Garg [474/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to DojShadow's clock.
[03/27/24 03:54:10] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:27:16 towards level 61.
[03/27/24 21:57:04] Garg discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:18:39 towards level 61.
[03/28/24 04:56:22] Garg [404/649] has come upon Reilly [29/675] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:18:05 is removed from Garg's clock.
[03/29/24 09:29:53] yNos and Garg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/24 16:58:56] Garg, allo, and cfjk [419/2333] have team battled Carl, adamus1red, and Chuck [2037/2399] and lost! 1 day, 03:35:10 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/24 10:37:33] scornn, ChowderKeg, and HeavyPodda [1149/2101] have team battled idlegood, Garg, and dodecahedron [930/1660] and won! 1 day, 00:52:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/31/24 14:55:15] Garg and Bluedog have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/24 16:17:12] Garg was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:43:01 from level 61.
[04/02/24 16:35:07] Omega [78/1135] has challenged Garg [428/651] in combat and lost! 5 days, 12:49:45 is added to Omega's clock.
[04/02/24 21:10:08] Garg, Cockatrice, and KyloRen [1176/1958] have team battled Tangles, TheSilentLink, and muirrum [823/2711] and won! 0 days, 16:09:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/24 00:59:51] Garg [185/651] has come upon ZOTTA [782/1300] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:15:41 is added to Garg's clock.
[04/05/24 05:56:33] signofzeta [696/1152] has challenged Garg [15/651] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:51:12 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[04/06/24 13:21:54] ToHellWithGA, ColonelPanic001, and Ankhers [2773/2973] have team battled Amongusus, Garg, and CrashOverride [1469/1842] and won! 2 days, 09:54:27 is removed from their clocks.
[04/08/24 19:12:17] Garg [100/653] has challenged crysis [289/971] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Garg's clock.
[04/08/24 20:39:38] JackyB [673/891] has come upon Garg [412/653] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 09:21:03 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[04/08/24 21:00:22] Garg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:09:50 towards level 62.
[04/09/24 10:33:09] Garg found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:47:17 towards level 62.
[04/09/24 12:42:03] Cirdan [741/1112] has come upon Garg [76/653] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:02:28 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[04/09/24 22:38:23] csc2ya [105/841] has come upon Garg [218/653] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:27:52 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[04/12/24 03:42:44] Garg [432/653] has challenged zifnab06 [76/643] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:53:52 is removed from Garg's clock.
[04/12/24 12:25:59] Garg, buzel, and Kritzefitz [1265/2510] have team battled bg, kptr, and CornFly [1080/2855] and won! 1 day, 18:49:44 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/24 22:11:34] Fenrik, Garg, and MELOONi [875/3041] have team battled Affliction, BastelBot, and chadgpt [1071/1824] and lost! 1 day, 03:14:50 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/24 18:23:41] Garg was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:14:45 from level 62.
[04/15/24 03:58:21] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Garg with fire, slowing the heathen 17 days, 00:32:27 from level 62.
[04/15/24 17:33:53] LadySera [5/42] has challenged Garg [187/653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to LadySera's clock.
[04/16/24 08:04:49] Garg and dbx12 have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/24 18:46:47] tomhek, scumola, and Zaratustra [690/2586] have team battled KyloRen, bsleep, and Garg [70/1703] and won! 1 day, 00:16:09 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/24 22:41:34] Garg and Zed_Spiker have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/17/24 12:50:30] spex [885/1216] has come upon Garg [204/653] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 12:08:55 is removed from spex's clock.
[04/17/24 22:57:17] Butch, tomhek, and blobdog [1494/2333] have team battled Garg, gegenschein, and Xenthys [561/2605] and won! 1 day, 02:56:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/24 00:13:29] Garg caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:00:43 towards level 62.
[04/19/24 08:31:13] Garg ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 02:52:57 from level 62.
[04/19/24 19:57:19] caeli, elf, and Notir [1356/2673] have team battled washclof, JohnMH, and Garg [155/2577] and won! 1 day, 16:44:58 is removed from their clocks.
[04/19/24 21:19:08] Garg [611/653] has come upon canton7 [183/889] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:00:12 is removed from Garg's clock.
[04/20/24 06:13:29] Garg was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:32:15 towards level 62.
[04/20/24 19:13:58] kinus and Garg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/24 23:43:22] Garg got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:17:26 from level 62.
[04/23/24 15:56:02] jacob1 [15/877] has come upon Garg [218/653] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:31:44 is added to jacob1's clock.
[04/25/24 16:01:02] Cirdan [1078/1112] has come upon Garg [380/653] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 04:39:46 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[04/27/24 10:19:08] Garg [486/653] has challenged washclof [584/1478] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:08:49 is added to Garg's clock.
[04/27/24 20:22:21] Garg was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:14:22 from level 62.
[04/28/24 08:24:54] gusto [570/853] has challenged Garg [311/653] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:05:34 is removed from gusto's clock.
[04/28/24 20:18:48] Garg [523/653] has come upon MadMan [145/573] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:14:07 is removed from Garg's clock.
[04/30/24 04:35:46] Garg tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:44:58 towards level 62.
[04/30/24 22:44:00] Garg got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:47:27 towards level 62.
[05/01/24 08:52:14] Nehi [172/548] has come upon Garg [417/653] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:40:24 is added to Nehi's clock.
[05/01/24 15:13:41] Garg, zbe, jacob1, and rawgreaze have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/02/24 14:39:02] Garg was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:51:12 from level 62.
[05/02/24 20:13:30] Garg [641/653] has come upon sky [302/1008] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 21:06:07 is removed from Garg's clock.
[05/04/24 01:10:50] jayvee, tass, and CodeGeek [2274/2903] have team battled \dev\ice, Garg, and Lord255 [1772/2664] and won! 3 days, 04:51:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/24 08:05:18] Garg was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:29:27 from level 62.
[05/10/24 10:04:49] Koffa, fstrelok, and Ancalagon [581/2559] have team battled Aksej, Garg, and pants [1798/3077] and lost! 3 days, 08:22:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/10/24 23:05:03] Kae [11/36] has challenged Garg [384/653] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:02 is added to Kae's clock.
[05/10/24 23:22:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Garg 2 days, 04:33:38 toward level 62.
[05/11/24 03:54:16] Garg misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:00:37 from level 62.
[05/11/24 05:47:29] tswsl [391/706] has challenged Garg [9/653] in combat and won! 5 days, 03:16:45 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[05/12/24 01:07:15] Garg [326/653] has challenged scumola [419/709] in combat and lost! 5 days, 20:24:01 is added to Garg's clock.
[05/17/24 04:57:29] Garg had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 09:57:06 towards level 63.
[05/18/24 01:48:14] kinus, Garg, EddieT137, and vegadark have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/18/24 07:39:38] realguy, yNos, and drahthaar [2296/2620] have team battled soltys, pants, and Garg [1907/3133] and won! 1 day, 22:52:07 is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/24 12:09:20] Crazycatlady, Garg, and Omega [676/2962] have team battled wille, bsleep, and jacob1 [1136/2187] and lost! 7 days, 08:50:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/19/24 17:41:27] Garg [643/653] has challenged hugga [368/957] in combat and won! 7 days, 11:26:24 is removed from Garg's clock.