Player Info

User: Jens
Class: Sofa
Admin?: No
Level: 76
Next level: 65 days, 05:03:18
Status: Offline
Host: Jens!~jens@user/jens
Account Created: Sat Jun 5 17:45:12 2021
Last login: Tue Apr 16 12:29:33 2024
Total time idled: 790 days, 23:14:43
Current position: [421,157]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

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Items

amulet: 72
boots: 289 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 74
gloves: 81
helm: 66 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 79
ring: 66 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 72
tunic: 134 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 155 [Jotun's Fury Colossal Sword]

sum: 1088

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: None
part: None
quest: 1 day, 07:38:31
quit: 60 days, 16:15:41

total: 61 days, 23:54:12

Character Modifiers

[06/06/21 02:18:27] Jens [16/47] has challenged aqsd [100/160] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/06/21 03:05:39] Jens [16/49] has challenged shikhin [19/108] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/06/21 04:27:18] texke [93/169] has challenged Jens [40/54] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from texke's clock.
[06/06/21 04:59:45] Jens [43/61] has challenged texke [136/169] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/06/21 07:28:17] texke [109/173] has challenged Jens [51/66] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:48 is removed from texke's clock.
[06/06/21 08:43:04] bobvador [83/150] has challenged Jens [31/78] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:13:37 is removed from bobvador's clock.
[06/06/21 11:26:44] nya [35/71] has challenged Jens [62/94] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to nya's clock.
[06/06/21 12:16:51] JeDa [123/152] has challenged Jens [78/94] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from JeDa's clock.
[06/06/21 17:54:14] Lnk [7/18] has challenged Jens [82/117] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:28 is added to Lnk's clock.
[06/06/21 21:25:05] Jens [66/129] has challenged Iines [85/190] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:48 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/07/21 00:04:22] Gorek [158/217] has challenged Jens [66/129] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:33:11 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[06/07/21 03:29:25] CrashOverride [51/242] has come upon Jens [67/151] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:12:13 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[06/07/21 10:52:17] Jens [19/156] has challenged caeli [16/272] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:24:39 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/07/21 16:19:59] Jens [73/156] has challenged MsYou [121/189] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/07/21 16:50:16] sid3windr [74/181] has challenged Jens [21/156] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from sid3windr's clock.
[06/07/21 23:05:41] CompanionCube [162/251] has challenged Jens [138/156] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[06/07/21 23:37:20] Jens [34/156] has challenged Theleveler [88/255] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/08/21 06:30:00] Carl [122/260] has challenged Jens [15/156] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Carl's clock.
[06/08/21 08:04:39] Jens [118/175] has challenged edk [194/282] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/08/21 08:06:57] KindOne [7/228] has challenged Jens [65/175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to KindOne's clock.
[06/08/21 08:12:34] MightyDrv [31/54] has challenged Jens [80/175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to MightyDrv's clock.
[06/08/21 17:53:10] Jens [71/175] has challenged pfoley [38/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/09/21 03:46:31] Jens [94/183] has challenged ion [66/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:48 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/09/21 15:14:48] Jens [10/183] has challenged Misza [25/249] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/10/21 05:19:54] Jens got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:06:36 from level 31.
[06/10/21 06:39:58] Jens [96/183] has challenged Misza [13/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/10/21 14:15:59] krin [151/246] has come upon Jens [37/183] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:44:30 is removed from krin's clock.
[06/10/21 20:21:16] Jens lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:14 from level 32.
[06/10/21 22:11:22] Jens [126/222] has challenged jaxson [207/246] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/11/21 17:31:44] brycec [204/336] has challenged Jens [46/222] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from brycec's clock.
[06/11/21 18:40:53] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:00:03 is added to their clock.
[06/11/21 18:47:27] Jens [97/229] has challenged krin [211/263] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/12/21 10:29:45] quanticle [111/123] has challenged Jens [3/229] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:09:58 is removed from quanticle's clock.
[06/12/21 13:26:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 0 days, 03:49:51 toward level 34.
[06/12/21 14:51:25] Jens [215/232] has challenged washclof [102/276] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/12/21 16:01:45] anarcat [87/234] has challenged Jens [40/232] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:08:40 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[06/13/21 14:42:51] Jens [170/259] has challenged HeavyPodda [40/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/13/21 16:35:43] MELOONi [66/87] has challenged Jens [126/259] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[06/13/21 21:58:13] a, Jens, and metadaemon [273/869] have team battled Kachin, HeavyPodda, and CompanionCube [440/837] and lost! 0 days, 00:34:31 is added to their clocks.
[06/13/21 23:34:34] Tangles [78/316] has challenged Jens [82/259] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Tangles's clock.
[06/14/21 00:00:34] Umbire [159/217] has challenged Jens [22/259] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:41 is removed from Umbire's clock.
[06/14/21 00:44:33] dnim [284/388] has challenged Jens [228/259] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from dnim's clock.
[06/14/21 05:26:26] Cirdan [109/268] has challenged Jens [171/259] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[06/14/21 19:00:35] Jens [0/259] has challenged dave [248/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/15/21 01:06:10] Algernon [366/415] has challenged Jens [80/259] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:38:22 is removed from Algernon's clock.
[06/16/21 06:29:50] MightyDrv [115/320] has come upon Jens [162/259] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:07:55 is added to MightyDrv's clock.
[06/16/21 08:18:39] Jens [87/261] has challenged sam [334/341] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/16/21 18:31:32] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:59:29 is added to their clock.
[06/16/21 20:11:09] Tenorman [11/301] has come upon Jens [246/261] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:20:10 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[06/17/21 01:44:57] KyloRen [2/4] has challenged Jens [80/261] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[06/17/21 05:31:10] SCSi [147/188] has challenged Jens [159/261] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to SCSi's clock.
[06/17/21 18:32:22] Globbs [52/220] has challenged Jens [203/261] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Globbs's clock.
[06/18/21 04:45:43] Jens [80/261] has challenged Forud [196/421] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/19/21 03:25:40] Jens, Tenorman, and rfc2549 [732/921] have team battled MightyDrv, rabbitear, and Snarlack [371/1009] and won! 0 days, 01:40:03 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/21 03:51:18] bg [134/203] has challenged Jens [203/261] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to bg's clock.
[06/19/21 11:54:09] lightstalker [150/271] has challenged Jens [87/264] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:57:25 is removed from lightstalker's clock.
[06/19/21 12:42:28] Jens was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:59:22 from level 39.
[06/20/21 08:06:32] Jens [284/290] has challenged buzel [57/454] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/20/21 23:23:59] Bkid [229/307] has challenged Jens [72/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from Bkid's clock.
[06/21/21 00:59:19] gerry666 [30/211] has challenged Jens [261/290] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to gerry666's clock.
[06/22/21 23:10:33] t3chn0 [96/322] has challenged Jens [89/290] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[06/23/21 10:53:05] Jens [201/290] has come upon Algernon [336/446] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:27:41 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/23/21 17:56:21] Jens [260/315] has challenged Phil [29/361] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/24/21 22:55:11] Sparks, damyan, and jaxson [450/1069] have team battled Jens, cremefresh, and beefnog [869/971] and lost! 0 days, 04:11:17 is added to their clocks.
[06/25/21 10:53:42] cremefresh [64/457] has challenged Jens [255/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[06/25/21 18:04:50] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:20:57 is added to their clock.
[06/25/21 19:13:03] Notir [243/353] has come upon Jens [53/315] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:56:42 is removed from Notir's clock.
[06/25/21 20:16:16] Koffa [42/206] has challenged Jens [59/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Koffa's clock.
[06/26/21 03:09:51] Jens [217/315] has challenged ubergeek [5/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:35:23 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/27/21 15:36:21] stultusv [25/215] has challenged Jens [94/315] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to stultusv's clock.
[06/28/21 16:02:12] Rolan [49/396] has come upon Jens [64/315] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:09:12 is added to Rolan's clock.
[06/28/21 21:47:38] Jens [76/317] has challenged Oblomov [152/385] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/29/21 19:15:22] Angelina [321/437] has come upon Jens [148/317] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:04:02 is removed from Angelina's clock.
[06/30/21 02:41:59] Jens [146/317] has come upon Pricey [272/350] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:17 is added to Jens's clock.
[07/06/21 10:59:07] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:06:49 is added to their clock.
[07/06/21 11:36:25] ion [144/449] has come upon Jens [292/317] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:08:22 is added to ion's clock.
[07/06/21 22:28:03] Jens [52/326] has challenged washclof [213/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Jens's clock.
[07/07/21 04:37:40] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:56:27 towards level 44.
[07/08/21 23:29:35] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:30 towards level 44.
[07/09/21 04:28:08] charitwo [395/420] has challenged Jens [235/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:15:26 is removed from charitwo's clock.
[07/09/21 12:08:13] Jens was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:35:36 towards level 44.
[07/10/21 17:57:45] Jens [111/326] has challenged dave [241/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Jens's clock.
[07/11/21 18:43:29] Jens [69/326] has come upon mrmonday [20/446] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:43:40 is removed from Jens's clock.
[07/11/21 22:02:14] freeboson [246/378] has come upon Jens [213/326] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:35:51 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[07/12/21 14:06:14] Jens got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:23:40 from level 45.
[07/13/21 04:35:55] Syloq [85/395] has challenged Jens [296/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Syloq's clock.
[07/13/21 07:54:07] SCSi [21/526] has challenged Jens [262/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to SCSi's clock.
[07/14/21 06:33:45] iiriix [91/382] has challenged Jens [125/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to iiriix's clock.
[07/14/21 15:28:43] Yarosh, Jens, and zankore [235/1092] have team battled MetaNova, TBB, and li [1063/1064] and lost! 0 days, 04:41:24 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/21 18:56:56] Jens found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:14:00 towards level 45.
[07/15/21 18:23:08] Jens [94/326] has challenged KyloRen [201/324] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Jens's clock.
[07/15/21 18:23:17] vectr0n [43/394] has come upon Jens [158/326] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:21:47 is added to vectr0n's clock.
[07/16/21 00:09:50] canton7 [376/428] has come upon Jens [91/326] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:30:01 is removed from canton7's clock.
[07/16/21 14:12:04] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:27 towards level 46.
[07/16/21 15:58:47] Jens [99/326] has challenged elf [484/598] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:28:42 is added to Jens's clock.
[07/17/21 02:01:02] Asara [279/361] has challenged Jens [26/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:42:29 is removed from Asara's clock.
[07/18/21 15:26:12] laama [308/387] has come upon Jens [269/326] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:48:18 is removed from laama's clock.
[07/18/21 19:45:58] Bluedog, Jens, gdm, and gettu have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/19/21 02:06:31] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:27:39 towards level 46.
[07/19/21 04:11:58] drahthaar [435/447] has challenged Jens [14/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:14:26 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[07/19/21 10:13:18] Jens [165/326] has challenged V [499/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:57:30 is added to Jens's clock.
[07/20/21 02:36:36] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:28:06 is added to their clock.
[07/20/21 18:41:29] Jens [204/326] has challenged JigmeDatse [292/300] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to Jens's clock.
[07/22/21 16:30:47] pwae [45/399] has challenged Jens [316/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:25:06 is added to pwae's clock.
[07/22/21 23:07:42] freeboson [109/433] has challenged Jens [159/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to freeboson's clock.
[07/23/21 04:48:59] Jens, zbe, Misza, and eggy have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/23/21 09:34:37] Jens [304/326] has challenged Ancalagon [414/479] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:15:14 is added to Jens's clock.
[07/23/21 11:02:02] Geoff, StalkR, and trashicus [64/1374] have team battled Syloq, damyan, and Jens [459/1127] and lost! 0 days, 02:05:05 is added to their clocks.
[07/23/21 21:44:48] Globbs [81/370] has come upon Jens [11/326] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:22:33 is removed from Globbs's clock.
[07/23/21 21:59:33] Absalom [92/294] has challenged Jens [299/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Absalom's clock.
[07/24/21 22:11:39] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:37:41 towards level 47.
[07/25/21 18:35:15] BMO [380/404] has challenged Jens [174/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from BMO's clock.
[07/25/21 19:43:41] CompanionCube, Abe, and crysis [180/1173] have team battled ChowderKeg, buZz, and Jens [55/1322] and won! 0 days, 02:46:30 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/21 20:48:40] _sh, Jens, and Endust [604/1173] have team battled sheu, oxzi, and westoR [763/1081] and lost! 0 days, 03:42:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/21 07:54:53] zbe, Bluedog, and ToHellWithGA [263/1433] have team battled Jens, mrmonday, and nCrazed [240/1162] and won! 0 days, 01:49:44 is removed from their clocks.
[07/26/21 21:24:38] Jens [87/326] has challenged Pricey [366/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Jens's clock.
[07/26/21 22:55:08] blabber [346/417] has challenged Jens [324/326] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from blabber's clock.
[07/27/21 12:29:37] Jens [319/326] has challenged mordac [163/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:05:44 is removed from Jens's clock.
[07/27/21 20:46:49] iiriix [84/309] has challenged Jens [202/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to iiriix's clock.
[07/28/21 00:32:09] Geoff [192/613] has challenged Jens [314/326] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:28:36 is added to Geoff's clock.
[07/28/21 18:53:28] Jens, blabber, spex, and cfebs have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/28/21 21:55:11] Phunkle [51/179] has come upon Jens [261/326] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:21:49 is added to Phunkle's clock.
[07/30/21 03:54:37] Jens sharpened the edge of their weapon! Jens's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/31/21 01:23:32] Svetland [152/512] has challenged Jens [50/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[07/31/21 09:15:59] sky, Majak, and TBB [269/1129] have team battled el, Jens, and buzel [1063/1612] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:37 is added to their clocks.
[08/01/21 10:55:12] gettu [74/423] has challenged Jens [318/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:07:21 is added to gettu's clock.
[08/01/21 16:07:04] Jens [53/378] has challenged JeDa [58/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Jens's clock.
[08/02/21 00:27:08] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:47:06 towards level 49.
[08/03/21 14:08:09] Jens walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:30:50 from level 49.
[08/04/21 09:50:52] tswsl, Beefcan, and t3chn0 [545/1415] have team battled BUSY, CompanionCube, and Jens [365/1220] and won! 0 days, 04:31:26 is removed from their clocks.
[08/04/21 18:12:14] Jens [149/378] has challenged Tor [344/443] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:47:03 is added to Jens's clock.
[08/06/21 00:18:41] Jens [38/378] has challenged Sombra [436/437] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:25:54 is added to Jens's clock.
[08/06/21 10:45:36] Silvanus_Betrium [128/295] has come upon Jens [100/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:03:24 is removed from Silvanus_Betrium's clock.
[08/07/21 02:55:41] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:13:43 towards level 49.
[08/08/21 12:32:44] Jens [283/378] has come upon blackroot [110/429] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:05:06 is removed from Jens's clock.
[08/09/21 01:15:24] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Jens with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 10:46:57 from level 49.
[08/09/21 06:53:28] sbp [369/396] has challenged Jens [271/378] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from sbp's clock.
[08/09/21 16:47:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 1 day, 00:05:10 toward level 49.
[08/09/21 22:39:26] io [124/546] has challenged Jens [232/378] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:59:47 is added to io's clock.
[08/10/21 08:00:47] Fenrik, Jens, and d4n13L [695/1225] have team battled Cirdan, iiriix, and womblecat [433/1158] and won! 0 days, 01:58:13 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/21 15:53:42] Jens [251/378] has challenged Zaratustra [432/588] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Jens's clock.
[08/10/21 16:44:49] Jens, CodeGeek, and Sorin [544/1177] have team battled buZz, el, and Togra [1503/1625] and lost! 0 days, 05:31:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/11/21 01:07:43] Psilocybe, Jens, and DrWhax [1067/1639] have team battled tmberg, edk, and Mlajzuk [563/1336] and won! 0 days, 09:31:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/11/21 16:01:03] Jens was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:52:20 from level 50.
[08/12/21 10:11:46] Jens stole caeli's level 45 ring while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 36 ring behind, which caeli then takes.
[08/13/21 02:16:36] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:44:00 towards level 50.
[08/13/21 20:36:21] Destruia [371/379] has come upon Jens [44/386] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:39:51 is removed from Destruia's clock.
[08/15/21 09:29:11] Carl [4/400] has challenged Jens [150/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Carl's clock.
[08/15/21 23:47:51] Jens was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:20:50 towards level 50.
[08/16/21 15:16:12] Endust [96/346] has challenged Jens [184/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:37:21 is added to Endust's clock.
[08/16/21 20:25:56] KyloRen [238/384] has come upon Jens [361/386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:28:08 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[08/17/21 06:33:20] CrashOverride [330/621] has come upon Jens [20/386] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:10:50 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[08/17/21 19:20:38] MELOONi [109/630] has come upon Jens [179/386] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:04:06 is added to MELOONi's clock.
[08/18/21 16:26:56] TimWolla [129/583] has challenged Jens [17/386] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:53:50 is removed from TimWolla's clock.
[08/20/21 18:34:04] Jens [188/386] has challenged Togra [114/654] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:24:50 is removed from Jens's clock.
[08/20/21 18:38:19] Jens [146/386] has challenged Majak [77/451] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:23:45 is removed from Jens's clock.
[08/20/21 20:03:44] O[_] [38/61] has challenged Jens [253/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to O[_]'s clock.
[08/21/21 04:58:32] Jens slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Jens's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[08/21/21 08:40:34] CaseDorsett [170/227] has challenged Jens [257/383] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to CaseDorsett's clock.
[08/21/21 15:01:10] dwfreed [452/580] has come upon Jens [19/383] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:53:04 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[08/22/21 14:54:33] tswsl [255/419] has come upon Jens [362/383] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:06:29 is added to tswsl's clock.
[08/24/21 03:24:26] Jens bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:28:52 towards level 51.
[08/24/21 08:07:43] drahthaar, Zaratustra, and Algernon [1159/1442] have team battled RussellB, oxzi, and Jens [1455/1573] and lost! 0 days, 03:10:25 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/21 08:15:24] Affliction [482/537] has challenged Jens [373/383] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:57:43 is removed from Affliction's clock.
[08/24/21 08:15:24] In the fierce battle, Jens dropped their level 43 helm! Affliction picks it up, tossing their old level 40 helm to Jens.
[08/24/21 13:51:35] Bkid [7/453] has come upon Jens [235/380] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:13:58 is added to Bkid's clock.
[08/25/21 20:59:08] omero [97/379] has come upon Jens [202/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:51 is added to omero's clock.
[08/26/21 18:34:04] Kurenai [120/327] has challenged Jens [77/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[08/27/21 20:37:07] Jens was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:42:24 from level 51.
[08/28/21 21:22:28] Jens [88/380] has challenged Asara [116/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:07:16 is added to Jens's clock.
[08/29/21 14:30:45] Jens [87/380] has challenged Tor [9/432] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from Jens's clock.
[08/30/21 02:48:47] Crazycatlady [326/611] has come upon Jens [136/380] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:45:15 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[08/31/21 06:55:45] Jens was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:50:30 from level 52.
[09/01/21 01:53:57] szczot3k, Lenny_, and Jens [228/1294] have team battled edk, Notir, and RanTanRan [247/1348] and lost! 0 days, 04:32:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/21 15:02:49] TheSilentLink [87/452] has challenged Jens [337/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[09/02/21 13:39:34] GyrosGeier, CodeGeek, and clubbprez [877/1254] have team battled StalkR, pfoley, and Jens [135/1308] and won! 0 days, 00:09:50 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/21 12:36:26] Jens was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:12:54 towards level 52.
[09/04/21 15:00:16] Jens was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:26:04 towards level 52.
[09/04/21 23:06:32] Jens was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:18:55 from level 52.
[09/05/21 08:04:09] nya [528/774] has challenged Jens [26/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:25:41 is removed from nya's clock.
[09/05/21 19:22:37] Jens, Majak, and Affliction [662/1403] have team battled Paperclip, Sergio, and Lord255 [881/1609] and lost! 0 days, 21:58:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/21 23:27:20] Faradome [227/424] has come upon Jens [110/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:54:30 is removed from Faradome's clock.
[09/06/21 13:05:33] Jens stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:44:28 towards level 52.
[09/07/21 03:01:20] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 2 days, 01:15:00 toward level 52.
[09/07/21 04:33:00] KindOne [182/446] has come upon Jens [374/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:15:53 is added to KindOne's clock.
[09/07/21 13:33:55] VonToutCourt, Jens, and MadMan [659/1234] have team battled Thorael, bobvador, and _sh [608/1539] and won! 0 days, 09:00:21 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/21 23:01:27] Jens got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:09:14 from level 52.
[09/09/21 01:44:36] Jens [309/380] has challenged QinWentian [216/244] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:43:17 is removed from Jens's clock.
[09/09/21 06:12:58] Jens grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:38:56 towards level 53.
[09/10/21 12:55:39] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:19:39 towards level 53.
[09/11/21 11:49:31] CrashOverride, Jens, and Algernon [586/1501] have team battled t3chn0, Kritzefitz, and jacob1 [645/1824] and lost! 0 days, 16:24:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/21 07:57:30] sbp [65/392] has challenged Jens [233/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:59 is added to sbp's clock.
[09/15/21 12:21:04] Jens met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:45:44 from level 53.
[09/15/21 12:36:29] brycec [37/414] has challenged Jens [327/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:21:45 is added to brycec's clock.
[09/15/21 18:11:34] texke [373/424] has challenged Jens [322/380] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:07 is removed from texke's clock.
[09/15/21 18:11:34] texke has dealt Jens a Critical Strike! 1 day, 09:46:32 is added to Jens's clock.
[09/15/21 19:53:43] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:47:14 is added to their clock.
[09/19/21 07:22:26] yano [76/416] has come upon Jens [277/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:38:14 is added to yano's clock.
[09/20/21 05:03:34] Jens [260/380] has challenged DownAndUp [249/462] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:13:26 is removed from Jens's clock.
[09/21/21 09:47:35] Jens was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:45:01 towards level 53.
[09/22/21 10:36:26] xbill [735/786] has challenged Jens [219/380] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from xbill's clock.
[09/22/21 12:36:58] Jens fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:36:36 from level 53.
[09/22/21 15:17:18] Yarosh [304/431] has challenged Jens [12/380] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:12:11 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[09/23/21 00:37:01] drahthaar [4/508] has challenged Jens [155/380] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:43:51 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[09/23/21 13:13:56] Jens [333/380] has challenged pfoley [36/522] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:30:07 is removed from Jens's clock.
[09/23/21 19:41:33] Jens [189/380] has challenged HellSpawn [40/561] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:36:01 is removed from Jens's clock.
[09/26/21 15:41:05] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:10:56 is added to their clock.
[10/12/21 15:49:40] Majak [271/657] has come upon Jens [199/380] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:10:45 is removed from Majak's clock.
[10/12/21 21:59:06] Kronan, crysis, and Thorael [631/1996] have team battled Tor, MetaNova, and Jens [931/1317] and lost! 0 days, 06:52:41 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/21 03:37:59] misha [446/485] has come upon Jens [373/380] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:58:01 is removed from misha's clock.
[10/13/21 09:55:44] Yarosh [389/452] has challenged Jens [143/380] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[10/13/21 10:55:19] ShiaLabeouf [681/756] has challenged Jens [120/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:26:25 is removed from ShiaLabeouf's clock.
[10/14/21 09:17:26] omero [498/542] has come upon Jens [163/380] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:34:38 is removed from omero's clock.
[10/14/21 16:27:24] Jens, hdm, and Fenrik [1395/2046] have team battled talisein, Sokar, and JeDa [937/2145] and won! 0 days, 11:48:15 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/21 03:04:11] Oblomov [27/487] has come upon Jens [65/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:55:13 is added to Oblomov's clock.
[10/15/21 05:08:51] CrashOverride [209/618] has challenged Jens [262/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:57:09 is added to CrashOverride's clock.
[10/15/21 07:26:22] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:55:31 is added to their clock.
[10/15/21 17:37:54] omero [516/542] has come upon Jens [85/380] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:14:24 is removed from omero's clock.
[10/16/21 00:03:44] Gorek, Jens, and coding_monk [1311/1501] have team battled Quack, allo, and Yuhno [735/1410] and won! 1 day, 11:34:10 is removed from their clocks.
[10/16/21 04:13:37] Jens [254/380] has challenged Haqur [18/100] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:40:04 is removed from Jens's clock.
[10/16/21 18:16:23] Bkid [14/430] has challenged Jens [96/380] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:33:13 is added to Bkid's clock.
[10/16/21 18:25:10] Juan [128/525] has come upon Jens [150/380] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:10:23 is added to Juan's clock.
[10/17/21 13:27:57] womblecat [394/739] has come upon Jens [218/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:39:49 is removed from womblecat's clock.
[10/17/21 14:56:50] sky [299/403] has come upon Jens [166/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:10:11 is removed from sky's clock.
[10/17/21 17:48:36] Bkid, Jens, and xbill [601/1552] have team battled Arch, buzzzzz, and hockpa2e [1544/1587] and lost! 0 days, 18:10:20 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/21 23:33:45] Jens stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:21:39 towards level 54.
[10/18/21 14:27:38] Jens [363/380] has come upon hare [372/545] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:23:29 is added to Jens's clock.
[10/18/21 20:32:21] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:49:00 towards level 54.
[10/18/21 21:23:47] Jens was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:09:58 towards level 54.
[10/21/21 13:53:31] Jens [348/384] has challenged KeboDK [20/484] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:30:03 is removed from Jens's clock.
[10/21/21 13:53:31] In the fierce battle, KeboDK dropped their level 85 tunic! Jens picks it up, tossing their old level 82 tunic to KeboDK.
[10/21/21 17:54:32] Jens [336/387] has come upon StalkR [455/460] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:46:33 is added to Jens's clock.
[10/22/21 12:12:24] Jens fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:38:57 from level 55.
[10/23/21 10:18:42] DownAndUp [424/471] has challenged Jens [299/387] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:42:31 is removed from DownAndUp's clock.
[10/24/21 11:20:20] HellSpawn, Kangie, and Jens [777/1042] have team battled RussellB, buzzzzz, and DrinkyBird [305/1932] and won! 0 days, 00:12:50 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/21 20:15:01] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:33:01 is added to their clock.
[10/25/21 05:03:50] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:21:47 towards level 55.
[10/26/21 16:16:41] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:32:03 towards level 55.
[10/26/21 17:13:04] Jens stole Yuhno's level 55 helm while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 44 helm behind, which Yuhno then takes.
[10/27/21 08:02:18] elf [260/651] has challenged Jens [218/396] in combat and won! 4 days, 06:18:18 is removed from elf's clock.
[10/27/21 18:00:28] talisein, Lord255, and Umbire [1058/1408] have team battled Chuck, Jens, and HeavyPodda [1196/1334] and lost! 0 days, 09:39:10 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/21 18:07:42] di0nysus [16/37] has challenged Jens [67/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to di0nysus's clock.
[10/27/21 23:27:06] Jens learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:53:16 towards level 55.
[10/28/21 14:35:42] Jens [1/396] has come upon cornfeedhobo [88/405] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:23:10 is added to Jens's clock.
[10/28/21 21:49:58] Jens was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:17 from level 55.
[10/30/21 06:54:07] Jens was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:56:01 from level 55.
[10/30/21 09:28:04] Jens got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:56:52 from level 55.
[10/31/21 08:06:58] Sherpard2, pants, and Jens [603/1667] have team battled bg, tmberg, and damyan [1628/1939] and lost! 0 days, 09:57:58 is added to their clocks.
[10/31/21 08:30:57] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Jens with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 23:12:41 from level 55.
[11/01/21 02:31:27] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:59:30 towards level 55.
[11/02/21 04:06:42] KindOne [450/459] has come upon Jens [243/396] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:02:47 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[11/02/21 19:40:26] Jens [281/396] has challenged rawgreaze [25/466] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:06:55 is removed from Jens's clock.
[11/03/21 11:19:56] CrashOverride [392/639] has challenged Jens [8/396] in combat and won! 4 days, 22:40:26 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[11/04/21 14:44:36] barix [37/51] has challenged Jens [146/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to barix's clock.
[11/05/21 08:52:52] Jens [332/396] has challenged Lord255 [282/424] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:32:36 is removed from Jens's clock.
[11/05/21 19:32:01] eising [526/537] has come upon Jens [327/396] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:46:46 is removed from eising's clock.
[11/06/21 03:42:44] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:02:46 towards level 55.
[11/06/21 11:58:32] Jens [231/396] has challenged VonToutCourt [184/651] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:26:24 is removed from Jens's clock.
[11/07/21 00:00:54] JeDa [920/985] has challenged Jens [394/398] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:21:19 is removed from JeDa's clock.
[11/08/21 13:31:21] Jens sharpened the edge of their weapon! Jens's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/09/21 11:46:55] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:23 towards level 55.
[11/09/21 17:22:15] BastelBot [227/453] has come upon Jens [133/402] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:32:02 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[11/09/21 18:01:41] Algernon, gildarts, and Jens [1025/1364] have team battled Puff, Nysdar, and TimWolla [375/1951] and won! 0 days, 04:05:33 is removed from their clocks.
[11/09/21 20:00:04] Jens [288/402] has come upon TauPan [207/585] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:02:26 is removed from Jens's clock.
[11/09/21 20:00:04] Jens has dealt TauPan a Critical Strike! 0 days, 12:33:20 is added to TauPan's clock.
[11/10/21 07:06:33] Jens stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:25:27 towards level 55.
[11/10/21 10:32:29] Jens [107/402] has challenged Paperclip [500/531] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:47:14 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/11/21 16:49:20] Jens was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 18:08:54 from level 56.
[11/11/21 19:01:29] Makhno [259/462] has challenged Jens [152/402] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:59:25 is removed from Makhno's clock.
[11/12/21 12:55:18] soul [368/492] has challenged Jens [190/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from soul's clock.
[11/13/21 07:44:00] kinus, heisenbug, and Khorne [338/1658] have team battled dwfreed, Jens, and pztrn [1690/1824] and lost! 0 days, 01:55:05 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/21 16:44:27] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:38:46 towards level 56.
[11/15/21 08:41:56] Visse [140/397] has challenged Jens [47/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:51:14 is removed from Visse's clock.
[11/15/21 17:42:59] Carl, freeboson, and Jens [931/1441] have team battled Kritzefitz, gradator, and sid3windr [183/1852] and won! 4 days, 03:05:32 is removed from their clocks.
[11/16/21 14:02:00] Jens discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:12:46 towards level 56.
[11/16/21 18:15:25] Jens, simple, Phil, and Centrixx have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/17/21 01:23:56] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:13:32 is added to their clock.
[11/17/21 16:53:45] Jens [88/402] has challenged el [541/630] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:21:12 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/18/21 10:00:54] Jens, buyoq, and CornFly [755/1706] have team battled Tor, Aksej, and jayvee [495/1493] and won! 1 day, 13:17:29 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/21 02:08:06] Jens [182/402] has challenged O[_] [284/559] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:33:52 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/21/21 11:39:25] ion [137/658] has come upon Jens [217/402] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:56:23 is added to ion's clock.
[11/21/21 12:36:56] crysis [602/742] has challenged Jens [384/402] in combat and won! 3 days, 04:01:45 is removed from crysis's clock.
[11/21/21 19:02:20] CrashOverride [342/660] has come upon Jens [129/402] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:47:32 is removed from CrashOverride's clock.
[11/21/21 21:17:20] nyuszika7h [327/528] has challenged Jens [324/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:22:31 is removed from nyuszika7h's clock.
[11/21/21 22:21:38] tmberg [697/713] has challenged Jens [263/402] in combat and won! 3 days, 16:11:38 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[11/22/21 00:21:44] Gorek [705/731] has come upon Jens [85/402] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:14:06 is removed from Gorek's clock.
[11/22/21 05:57:35] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:59:48 towards level 56.
[11/22/21 11:20:38] Jens [157/402] has challenged MadMan [210/693] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:31:46 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/22/21 23:47:17] bagels, scumola, and Jens [299/1378] have team battled Acolarh, mordac, and yano [447/1713] and lost! 1 day, 02:38:40 is added to their clocks.
[11/23/21 04:40:55] Jens was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:29:50 towards level 56.
[11/23/21 19:27:48] Jens [120/402] has challenged freeboson [270/454] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:43:43 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/24/21 08:19:47] Reilly [593/659] has come upon Jens [191/402] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:34:10 is removed from Reilly's clock.
[11/24/21 17:02:19] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:25:18 towards level 56.
[11/25/21 16:37:33] Jens [286/402] has challenged ukleinek [386/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:19 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/26/21 01:39:45] Lnk [225/948] has challenged Jens [31/402] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:10:25 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[11/26/21 03:31:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 0 days, 20:03:48 toward level 56.
[11/26/21 07:58:28] VOID [185/448] has challenged Jens [177/402] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:31:06 is removed from VOID's clock.
[11/26/21 14:54:19] apb, Koffa, and talisein [1908/1957] have team battled YeKong, Jens, and MELOONi [593/1594] and won! 1 day, 03:03:45 is removed from their clocks.
[11/27/21 03:04:52] Jens had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:18:01 towards level 56.
[11/27/21 06:46:03] Jens [83/402] has challenged texke [111/426] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:57 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/28/21 03:54:21] Jens [188/404] has challenged misha [245/436] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/28/21 06:55:05] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:04:38 towards level 57.
[11/28/21 13:37:13] Yuhno, gradator, and mordac [1576/1586] have team battled bookworm, Jens, and MadMan [405/1712] and won! 1 day, 05:07:20 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/21 18:53:39] Ungoliant [85/471] has challenged Jens [233/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:44:48 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[11/28/21 23:09:45] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 19:52:14 is added to their clock.
[11/29/21 13:42:40] orb-holder [24/71] has challenged Jens [92/404] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:30 is added to orb-holder's clock.
[11/29/21 23:00:03] Svetland [416/789] has challenged Jens [329/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:31 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[11/30/21 23:19:28] jayvee, zifnab06, and The_Decryptor [1614/1983] have team battled cornfeedhobo, Asara, and Jens [997/1308] and won! 0 days, 16:38:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/21 21:47:58] Jens [70/404] has come upon Wolf [255/502] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 00:55:37 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/02/21 10:46:54] mgr [170/404] has come upon Jens [264/404] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:50:35 is added to mgr's clock.
[12/02/21 17:12:01] Jens EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:52:41 from level 57.
[12/04/21 05:19:12] Jens stole talisein's level 46 shield while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 38 shield behind, which talisein then takes.
[12/05/21 07:42:37] Khorne, Jens, and bananaboat [730/1722] have team battled Ankhers, TimWolla, and apb [418/2207] and won! 0 days, 10:30:31 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/21 01:56:59] Aelane [35/169] has challenged Jens [263/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:03 is added to Aelane's clock.
[12/06/21 22:41:50] ukleinek, Sokar, and el [367/1661] have team battled Nuae, Jens, and Makhno [299/1371] and won! 3 days, 01:43:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/21 02:34:30] Jens [132/411] has challenged yNos [90/390] in combat and won! 2 days, 09:00:42 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/07/21 12:46:24] kline [419/583] has come upon Jens [78/411] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:23:38 is removed from kline's clock.
[12/07/21 20:27:04] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:28:31 towards level 57.
[12/08/21 18:08:51] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 20:57:10 is added to their clock.
[12/10/21 02:38:09] Jens stole AlexS's level 37 charm while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 30 charm behind, which AlexS then takes.
[12/12/21 05:44:17] simple, chiastre, and Jens [1668/2264] have team battled JoeK, Syloq, and d4n13L [655/1393] and won! 0 days, 12:26:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/12/21 06:34:13] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:27:08 towards level 57.
[12/12/21 07:22:01] Jens learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:38:23 towards level 57.
[12/12/21 13:12:12] Jens [109/417] has come upon Techman [233/855] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:57:16 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/12/21 15:23:10] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:25:12 towards level 57.
[12/12/21 23:03:29] Jens [217/417] has challenged JoeK [152/433] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:16:55 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/13/21 08:56:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 0 days, 10:56:50 toward level 57.
[12/13/21 10:22:04] Jens lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:27:36 from level 57.
[12/14/21 15:58:24] crank, Jens, and gildarts [1264/1683] have team battled Psilocybe, shikhin, and JackyB [1481/1569] and lost! 1 day, 14:17:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/14/21 18:05:42] mgr, RussellB, and Nysdar [1579/1864] have team battled Jens, nya, and Melon [118/1513] and won! 0 days, 20:02:14 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/21 15:49:54] pztrn [407/469] has come upon Jens [132/417] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:03:03 is removed from pztrn's clock.
[12/16/21 13:21:28] Jens [58/417] has challenged edk [260/946] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:44:46 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/17/21 07:56:47] rawgreaze [257/496] has challenged Jens [379/417] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[12/18/21 00:34:07] Paganel [174/679] has challenged Jens [148/417] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:15:04 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[12/18/21 03:08:56] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:44:27 towards level 57.
[12/19/21 04:44:29] MistahKel [412/817] has come upon Jens [34/417] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:39:40 is removed from MistahKel's clock.
[12/19/21 10:05:34] Ungoliant [0/495] has challenged Jens [64/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:12:12 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[12/20/21 12:06:39] Covid-19 [403/504] has come upon Jens [168/402] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:46:55 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[12/20/21 17:44:28] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:28:32 is added to their clock.
[12/21/21 13:46:07] nya [24/555] has challenged Jens [74/390] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:55:15 is added to nya's clock.
[12/22/21 16:28:12] Bahhumbug, MELOONi, and kenyon [1897/1932] have team battled bobvador, Jens, and bananaboat [431/1688] and won! 1 day, 12:10:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/23/21 00:39:25] Jens found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:54:26 towards level 57.
[12/23/21 02:56:49] Jens [268/392] has come upon tomhek [612/757] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:37:48 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/24/21 14:00:35] pyre [365/564] has challenged Jens [388/392] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:37:20 is added to pyre's clock.
[12/24/21 14:27:12] Jens [110/392] has challenged Lenny_ [178/405] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/25/21 12:47:41] KindOne [218/471] has come upon Jens [216/392] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 13:16:21 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[12/26/21 08:27:51] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:00:15 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 02:17:31] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:36:59 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 14:53:14] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 00:19:10 towards level 58.
[12/28/21 21:23:20] Sario [98/115] has come upon Jens [117/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:15 is added to Sario's clock.
[12/29/21 13:24:05] Jens [264/392] has challenged style [265/501] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:39:10 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/29/21 19:01:28] nawcom, dCLCp, and Jens [819/1395] have team battled CornFly, munkis, and V [1188/1746] and lost! 0 days, 02:10:57 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/21 10:04:35] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:19:59 is added to their clock.
[01/01/22 05:27:26] pwae [291/541] has come upon Jens [387/392] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:49:06 is added to pwae's clock.
[01/02/22 07:42:51] Zaratustra [33/748] has challenged Jens [123/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:46:17 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[01/03/22 00:34:14] el, The_Decryptor, and average [460/2042] have team battled Jens, Nechayev, and bg [332/1701] and won! 1 day, 03:30:47 is removed from their clocks.
[01/05/22 17:15:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 6 days, 04:11:15 toward level 58.
[01/05/22 20:33:28] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:36:30 towards level 58.
[01/09/22 05:22:16] blackroot, chiastre, and zifnab06 [1524/1935] have team battled Jens, MetaNova, and Tenorman [1188/1686] and won! 0 days, 14:46:24 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/22 10:21:37] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:35:14 is added to their clock.
[01/09/22 17:38:13] strife [410/419] has challenged Jens [320/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:53:26 is removed from strife's clock.
[01/10/22 14:28:27] Jens, vectr0n, and apb [1154/1827] have team battled dwfreed, pitchshifter, and Fenrik [539/2150] and won! 0 days, 10:59:26 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/22 00:50:44] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:32:31 is added to their clock.
[01/11/22 08:33:56] washclof, chiastre, and kptr [1244/2308] have team battled DrinkyBird, Andrio, and Jens [548/1513] and won! 0 days, 06:55:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/22 21:59:26] Jens was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:40:00 towards level 58.
[01/12/22 15:47:43] hdm [887/980] has come upon Jens [130/392] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:23:33 is removed from hdm's clock.
[01/12/22 22:33:02] fizz [11/48] has challenged Jens [362/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:37 is added to fizz's clock.
[01/14/22 08:51:34] Jens ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:04:45 from level 58.
[01/24/22 05:31:38] laama, jacob1, and Jens [1041/1973] have team battled noex, RussellB, and Bluedog [1009/2139] and won! 0 days, 02:16:36 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/22 14:38:02] Jens [175/392] has challenged Fabio [24/132] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:54:04 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/25/22 01:14:59] Jens died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 19:04:07 from level 59.
[01/25/22 14:27:31] Jens bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:36:39 from level 59.
[01/26/22 13:23:49] Mattusmindus [600/1123] has come upon Jens [26/392] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:02:03 is removed from Mattusmindus's clock.
[01/27/22 01:17:02] Jens learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:07:13 towards level 59.
[01/27/22 08:57:48] Jens stole KeboDK's level 51 amulet while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 30 amulet behind, which KeboDK then takes.
[01/28/22 05:49:58] texke [685/703] has challenged Jens [338/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:27:15 is removed from texke's clock.
[01/29/22 03:19:24] Jens stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:49:10 towards level 59.
[01/30/22 01:24:50] Jens bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:51:06 towards level 59.
[01/30/22 08:50:00] Jens [359/411] has come upon Tenedos [291/529] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:56:57 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/30/22 12:39:35] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 04:21:26 is added to their clock.
[01/30/22 14:08:41] Jens was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:27:42 towards level 59.
[01/30/22 17:15:03] yNos, A_Dragon, and dwfreed [2053/2388] have team battled Jens, Theleveler, and Abe [406/1407] and won! 0 days, 20:29:37 is removed from their clocks.
[01/30/22 20:17:31] Jens, Misza, and kline [1013/1859] have team battled Centrixx, laama, and Tor [961/1768] and won! 1 day, 01:26:53 is removed from their clocks.
[02/02/22 23:00:08] Bluedog, bobvador, Jens, and MELOONi have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/03/22 07:39:29] bg, spex, and Kritzefitz [649/2229] have team battled Jens, Ungoliant, and yNos [567/1433] and won! 0 days, 15:48:59 is removed from their clocks.
[02/03/22 14:25:36] thatmint [279/326] has challenged Jens [182/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:50:12 is removed from thatmint's clock.
[02/04/22 09:26:08] drahthaar [306/568] has come upon Jens [286/411] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:10:36 is removed from drahthaar's clock.
[02/05/22 06:45:48] Jens was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:41:55 towards level 59.
[02/06/22 15:09:17] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 10:23:41 is added to their clock.
[02/07/22 04:35:37] Jens [366/411] has challenged Paganel [535/665] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:23:18 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/07/22 21:38:51] misha [43/454] has challenged Jens [139/411] in combat and lost! 1 day, 15:53:16 is added to misha's clock.
[02/07/22 23:49:37] nya, Ungoliant, and Ankhers [786/1977] have team battled Ecko, bg, and Jens [7/1605] and won! 1 day, 13:28:37 is removed from their clocks.
[02/08/22 00:30:42] Jens broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:06:21 from level 59.
[02/08/22 07:34:55] Khorne [488/786] has come upon Jens [213/411] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:01:16 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[02/09/22 04:44:03] ephemer0l [194/333] has come upon Jens [109/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:23:46 is removed from ephemer0l's clock.
[02/12/22 14:36:15] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:48:26 towards level 59.
[02/15/22 01:11:19] Jens [335/411] has challenged Asara [426/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:30 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/15/22 09:18:04] Jens saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:53:39 from level 59.
[02/16/22 20:21:17] Jens [274/427] has challenged V [285/795] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/19/22 03:55:51] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:55:36 towards level 60.
[02/19/22 18:30:11] Paganel [653/662] has come upon Jens [109/427] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:08:14 is removed from Paganel's clock.
[02/20/22 06:38:12] Jens [233/427] has come upon postikana [254/435] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:04:31 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/20/22 10:26:12] Jens [142/427] has come upon texke [224/717] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:56:15 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/21/22 07:33:51] Feltharell, Jens, laama, and tsr have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[02/21/22 07:49:49] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[02/21/22 14:51:39] gradator [324/640] has come upon Jens [13/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:32:21 is removed from gradator's clock.
[02/21/22 17:12:44] vegadark [527/627] has come upon Jens [14/430] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:35:44 is removed from vegadark's clock.
[02/22/22 01:55:23] zbe [501/578] has come upon Jens [369/430] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:50:24 is removed from zbe's clock.
[02/22/22 05:56:34] Jens [121/430] has come upon Russell [798/887] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:07:17 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/22/22 12:10:18] Jens had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:07:45 towards level 60.
[02/24/22 01:23:17] Jens fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:42:57 from level 60.
[02/26/22 15:58:30] V [410/795] has come upon Jens [55/430] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:36:23 is removed from V's clock.
[02/27/22 16:22:21] Jens [193/430] has come upon RussellB [625/839] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 07:44:37 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/27/22 17:39:40] Jens [285/430] has come upon Nuae [90/509] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:39:45 is removed from Jens's clock.
[02/28/22 16:06:13] Jens invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:10:48 towards level 60.
[03/02/22 02:56:24] elf, Jens, and jjasghar [1527/1706] have team battled Nysdar, Andrio, and Misza [258/2027] and won! 0 days, 15:54:34 is removed from their clocks.
[03/02/22 04:03:28] szm [13/99] has challenged Jens [204/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:09:58 is added to szm's clock.
[03/02/22 22:02:30] yNos [215/534] has come upon Jens [421/430] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:42:52 is added to yNos's clock.
[03/03/22 09:13:45] ion, solarsparq, and Jens [242/1821] have team battled ChowderKeg, Pinkman, and Ralle [665/1737] and lost! 0 days, 16:36:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/22 00:25:04] Jens [295/430] has come upon dxrt [7/357] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:57:36 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/04/22 06:45:16] texke, RussellB, and scumola [1984/2155] have team battled mordac, buyoq, and Jens [931/1836] and won! 0 days, 02:23:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/05/22 18:22:53] Jens was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:56:46 towards level 60.
[03/06/22 02:40:15] Puff, texke, and Thorael [18/2504] have team battled Jens, Asara, and laama [1039/1571] and lost! 2 days, 04:29:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/22 17:42:00] Jens [103/430] has challenged nyuszika7h [411/646] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:53:44 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/06/22 19:00:28] TimWolla, Jens, blackroot, and io have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/07/22 03:15:46] solarsparq [550/683] has come upon Jens [284/430] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:42:52 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[03/07/22 08:12:04] The_Decryptor [303/937] has challenged Jens [340/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:54:09 is added to The_Decryptor's clock.
[03/11/22 04:14:17] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:26:11 from level 60.
[03/11/22 08:34:49] _sh [367/760] has come upon Jens [144/430] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 18:32:12 is removed from _sh's clock.
[03/12/22 13:37:39] Jens [45/430] has challenged ephemer0l [206/535] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:56:31 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/12/22 14:18:12] Kachin [764/933] has challenged Jens [118/430] in combat and won! 7 days, 03:58:16 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[03/12/22 20:15:26] Jens was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:24:20 towards level 60.
[03/13/22 06:44:51] Jens lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:26:12 from level 60.
[03/13/22 07:22:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 6 days, 06:19:06 toward level 60.
[03/13/22 22:48:03] Jens got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:26:35 from level 60.
[03/14/22 02:41:58] Jens [239/430] has come upon kptr [95/495] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:23:14 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/14/22 10:33:21] Jens got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:07:02 from level 60.
[03/15/22 15:55:03] Jens found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:06:17 towards level 60.
[03/15/22 17:54:25] Jens [377/432] has challenged kline [464/534] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:16:09 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/16/22 07:29:54] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:46:57 towards level 61.
[03/28/22 18:56:46] blackroot, t3chn0, and ToHellWithGA [1505/2191] have team battled Thorael, Jens, and GilbertErik [29/2111] and won! 0 days, 07:18:19 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/22 07:57:24] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/29/22 15:29:02] nawcom [383/603] has come upon Jens [92/435] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:52:01 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[03/30/22 15:35:06] Jens was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:01:31 from level 61.
[03/30/22 16:44:35] Jens discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:31:53 towards level 61.
[03/30/22 16:54:06] Jens [62/435] has come upon The_Decryptor [555/954] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 17:39:17 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/30/22 21:50:40] Arch [341/617] has challenged Jens [362/435] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Arch's clock.
[03/31/22 21:14:56] sid3windr [481/654] has challenged Jens [269/435] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:51:30 is removed from sid3windr's clock.
[04/01/22 03:04:40] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:51:17 towards level 61.
[04/01/22 14:26:06] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 18:21:29 is added to their clock.
[04/02/22 18:57:47] Gorek, Jens, and tswsl [918/1923] have team battled Destruia, Puff, and Svetland [916/2249] and won! 2 days, 17:38:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/22 02:03:40] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:00:18 towards level 61.
[04/03/22 14:23:10] vectr0n [400/626] has come upon Jens [153/435] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:43:40 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[04/04/22 22:34:15] _sh, Tenedos, and Gorek [1362/2255] have team battled KindOne, Bolded, and Jens [1340/1537] and won! 1 day, 03:46:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/18/22 22:59:50] Jens [218/435] has come upon sheu [333/576] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 00:27:18 is added to Jens's clock.
[04/19/22 15:29:04] unicron [170/690] has come upon Jens [402/435] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:22:39 is added to unicron's clock.
[04/19/22 18:54:12] Jens [319/435] has come upon RussellB [704/839] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 05:11:03 is added to Jens's clock.
[04/20/22 10:48:15] Jens learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:04:39 towards level 61.
[04/20/22 23:36:18] Jens was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 00:18:02 from level 61.
[04/21/22 16:34:47] hax404 [382/451] has come upon Jens [188/435] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:39:40 is removed from hax404's clock.
[04/21/22 19:23:18] jayvee, eising, and idlegood [1710/1878] have team battled Tangles, KindOne, and Jens [738/1698] and won! 0 days, 00:01:34 is removed from their clocks.
[04/21/22 19:43:53] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:39:00 towards level 61.
[04/21/22 19:56:25] Jens learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:32:44 from level 61.
[04/22/22 01:50:38] Jens, heisenbug, and y [700/1385] have team battled nya, washclof, and omn0mn0m [849/1996] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/22/22 06:53:58] Jens [115/435] has come upon BUSY [141/458] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:00:33 is added to Jens's clock.
[04/22/22 19:30:08] LeD [440/443] has come upon Jens [152/435] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:27:46 is removed from LeD's clock.
[04/23/22 20:09:52] Jens [282/435] has come upon el [6/639] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 06:03:14 is removed from Jens's clock.
[04/24/22 01:46:24] Jens was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:46:57 towards level 61.
[04/24/22 08:36:12] Lord255, Forud, and scumola [1663/2336] have team battled blackroot, Ungoliant, and Jens [1090/1452] and won! 1 day, 22:29:53 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 16:27:39] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:01:21 towards level 61.
[04/26/22 02:20:20] shikhin, vegadark, and Jens [761/1891] have team battled Andrio, Thorael, and KindOne [1284/2110] and lost! 1 day, 12:03:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/28/22 07:33:32] crank [625/716] has challenged Jens [19/438] in combat and won! 5 days, 00:09:33 is removed from crank's clock.
[04/30/22 17:02:19] cremefresh [347/731] has come upon Jens [14/438] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:13:45 is removed from cremefresh's clock.
[04/30/22 18:13:56] Jens, Syloq, and solarsparq [1665/2017] have team battled noex, dwfreed, and Helystraza [189/1856] and won! 2 days, 08:05:28 is removed from their clocks.
[05/04/22 01:51:09] enyc [116/148] has challenged Jens [43/438] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:25:09 is removed from enyc's clock.
[05/04/22 21:28:41] Jens, solarsparq, and postikana [479/1538] have team battled GilbertErik, zbe, and kinus [1565/1849] and lost! 0 days, 23:12:08 is added to their clocks.
[05/05/22 04:38:32] Juan [269/558] has come upon Jens [68/438] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 15:55:02 is removed from Juan's clock.
[05/05/22 07:07:41] TheSilentLink [491/685] has challenged Jens [428/438] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:30:06 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[05/05/22 09:07:11] LeD [349/456] has come upon Jens [344/438] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:54:53 is removed from LeD's clock.
[05/06/22 14:23:48] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:26:39 from level 61.
[05/09/22 18:32:39] Arthas [17/24] has challenged Jens [239/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:56 is added to Arthas's clock.
[05/10/22 23:40:03] Jens [103/438] has come upon Lenny_ [335/543] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:46:27 is added to Jens's clock.
[05/11/22 23:44:19] Jens [404/438] has challenged jjasghar [262/725] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:13:24 is removed from Jens's clock.
[05/12/22 01:44:43] Jens [76/438] has challenged kptr [240/500] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:31:43 is added to Jens's clock.
[05/12/22 23:00:30] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:31:27 towards level 61.
[05/13/22 21:57:15] Jens, Yuhno, and gradator [935/1785] have team battled Alarien, Syloq, and Cirdan [932/2517] and won! 1 day, 04:41:22 is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/22 02:54:45] Jens [365/438] has challenged ryp [741/818] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:41:09 is added to Jens's clock.
[05/14/22 20:38:55] Kachin [807/971] has come upon Jens [279/438] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 13:40:55 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[05/15/22 04:40:54] Jens bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:25:12 towards level 61.
[05/15/22 22:56:41] Aelane, Jens, and style [569/1636] have team battled buzel, nyuszika7h, and Ralle [1994/2007] and lost! 0 days, 13:24:24 is added to their clocks.
[05/16/22 00:23:50] Jens got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:44:21 from level 61.
[05/16/22 14:30:05] ToHellWithGA, ion, and Tenorman [1954/2606] have team battled Svetland, vectr0n, and Jens [558/1895] and won! 0 days, 02:01:06 is removed from their clocks.
[05/17/22 03:06:24] blackroot, d4n13L, and Jens [3/1452] have team battled Tenorman, Tabmow, and Xenthys [1727/2256] and lost! 0 days, 11:24:13 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/22 14:33:04] Jens has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:16:02 from level 61.
[05/18/22 19:17:51] golgy [460/748] has challenged Jens [361/438] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:53:29 is removed from golgy's clock.
[05/19/22 03:19:30] Jens [0/438] has challenged Nechayev [263/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:03 is added to Jens's clock.
[05/19/22 17:44:49] gegenschein [559/826] has come upon Jens [301/438] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:41:09 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[05/20/22 05:22:30] Jens grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:21:29 towards level 61.
[05/20/22 20:59:38] Jens [247/438] has challenged Forud [367/884] in combat and lost! 4 days, 04:11:21 is added to Jens's clock.
[05/20/22 23:40:59] hax404, SirBummelz, and Jens [239/1571] have team battled Algernon, Xenthys, and damyan [211/1955] and won! 2 days, 00:47:41 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/22 07:30:01] Jens [80/438] has challenged JackyB [166/467] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:27:37 is added to Jens's clock.
[05/23/22 01:06:31] Jens was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 09:18:45 from level 62.
[05/23/22 08:11:05] Affliction, thatmint, and d4n13L [703/1570] have team battled Jens, Pricey, and Khorne [996/1984] and lost! 1 day, 17:36:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/22 10:58:00] Jens found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:55:59 towards level 62.
[05/24/22 06:02:33] wille, womblecat, and bananaboat [950/2090] have team battled Jens, Centrixx, and brycec [853/2214] and won! 0 days, 02:26:21 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/22 03:15:58] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:57:22 towards level 62.
[05/26/22 13:15:00] bobvador, GilbertErik, and JigmeDatse [1673/2216] have team battled Cirdan, hdm, and Jens [526/2387] and won! 1 day, 05:25:31 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/22 20:51:50] irina [35/224] has challenged Jens [363/438] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:32:41 is added to irina's clock.
[05/28/22 01:28:21] Jens fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:44:31 from level 62.
[05/28/22 09:03:58] Andrio, Jens, and theZoMBiE [817/1622] have team battled rawgreaze, Thorael, and Chuck [2379/2506] and lost! 1 day, 02:52:32 is added to their clocks.
[05/28/22 15:54:07] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 23:41:46 towards level 62.
[05/28/22 18:13:54] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 08:59:33 towards level 62.
[05/28/22 18:53:37] Jens was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:31:41 towards level 62.
[05/29/22 14:39:49] Jens stole JamCow's level 167 weapon while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 49 weapon behind, which JamCow then takes.
[05/31/22 00:32:06] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:58:16 is added to their clock.
[06/01/22 10:29:45] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 11 days, 05:53:36 toward level 62.
[06/01/22 14:18:16] Floyd [127/300] has come upon Jens [16/544] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:17:20 is removed from Floyd's clock.
[06/01/22 16:26:31] Xenthys, Andrio, and AlexS [1002/2219] have team battled Crazycatlady, ephemer0l, and Jens [1118/1868] and lost! 1 day, 11:37:14 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/22 10:27:06] Jens [226/544] has come upon Lenny_ [87/539] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:49:06 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/03/22 21:06:33] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:47:23 towards level 62.
[06/04/22 00:12:52] Jens left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Jens's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/04/22 00:22:00] Jens was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:27:00 towards level 62.
[06/04/22 08:54:52] gegenschein [293/826] has come upon Jens [180/529] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:08:27 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[06/05/22 07:19:42] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:49:13 towards level 62.
[06/05/22 09:19:29] pants [257/914] has challenged Jens [313/529] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:06:19 is added to pants's clock.
[06/05/22 15:09:09] KindOne, VonToutCourt, and sheu [1872/2167] have team battled gildarts, Lord255, and Jens [66/1986] and won! 0 days, 11:29:18 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/22 19:48:43] TheGreatest [269/517] has come upon Jens [311/529] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:36 is added to TheGreatest's clock.
[06/06/22 20:32:37] elf [97/640] has come upon Jens [254/529] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 05:31:11 is added to elf's clock.
[06/07/22 10:19:18] herald [124/666] has come upon Jens [342/529] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:36:42 is added to herald's clock.
[06/09/22 01:36:30] sky [499/679] has come upon Jens [334/529] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 17:44:11 is removed from sky's clock.
[06/09/22 14:31:42] bg, io, and Jens [1926/2073] have team battled Covid-19, Pricey, and bookworm [1096/1895] and won! 0 days, 09:50:14 is removed from their clocks.
[06/09/22 20:08:04] Jens [345/529] has come upon HellSpawn [414/948] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:02:43 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/10/22 22:38:28] Jens learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:08:55 towards level 62.
[06/11/22 16:19:33] Jens [144/529] has come upon tomhek [233/807] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:03:32 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/11/22 23:49:13] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:06:39 towards level 62.
[06/12/22 01:38:50] Jens stole Sokar's level 66 ring while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 45 ring behind, which Sokar then takes.
[06/12/22 01:49:34] Jens stole allo's level 57 shield while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 39 shield behind, which allo then takes.
[06/12/22 18:06:38] Jens was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:43:44 from level 62.
[06/12/22 21:29:03] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:37 towards level 62.
[06/15/22 07:35:57] V [20/675] has come upon Jens [37/564] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:40:28 is added to V's clock.
[06/16/22 03:38:34] bsleep, gradator, and Fehu [1544/1967] have team battled t3chn0, talisein, and Jens [925/2254] and won! 1 day, 14:53:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/16/22 21:30:13] ion [354/715] has come upon Jens [164/564] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:24:03 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/17/22 10:51:22] Jens [147/574] has challenged ion [495/715] in combat and lost! 4 days, 18:52:22 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/17/22 18:38:30] bg [266/777] has challenged Jens [171/574] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:59:58 is removed from bg's clock.
[06/18/22 14:34:44] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:59:27 towards level 63.
[06/20/22 02:28:19] Jens [97/574] has come upon heisenbug [107/585] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:59:25 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/20/22 05:23:50] feuerrot [155/350] has come upon Jens [239/574] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:15:23 is added to feuerrot's clock.
[06/20/22 06:27:38] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Jens with fire, slowing the heathen 28 days, 06:13:33 from level 63.
[06/22/22 15:33:39] Jens [292/574] has come upon zankore [766/885] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:03:20 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/23/22 14:38:43] LeD [70/471] has come upon Jens [404/574] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:09:11 is added to LeD's clock.
[06/23/22 15:14:41] Bluedog [251/701] has challenged Jens [82/574] in combat and won! 8 days, 10:15:18 is removed from Bluedog's clock.
[06/24/22 04:43:16] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 11:42:08 towards level 63.
[06/25/22 15:14:23] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:07:24 towards level 63.
[06/25/22 20:06:31] bg [58/1093] has challenged Jens [304/574] in combat and lost! 4 days, 13:47:21 is added to bg's clock.
[06/25/22 21:15:17] Jens [28/574] has come upon buzel [702/712] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:51:36 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/25/22 21:22:34] slim, postikana, and noex [1093/1315] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, jacob1, and Jens [522/2173] and won! 0 days, 09:49:39 is removed from their clocks.
[06/26/22 01:19:35] CompanionCube [311/844] has challenged Jens [429/574] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:02:13 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[06/27/22 07:50:46] bobvador, Arch, and Aelane [1515/2152] have team battled Jens, zifnab06, and Bluedog [944/2106] and won! 0 days, 22:16:19 is removed from their clocks.
[06/27/22 15:11:09] Lnk [311/728] has come upon Jens [387/574] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:05:47 is added to Lnk's clock.
[08/19/22 16:58:17] Jens met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 21:23:17 from level 63.
[08/20/22 09:46:17] jacob1 [397/968] has come upon Jens [44/574] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:14:15 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[08/20/22 10:23:22] VOID, Jens, and sam [1079/2028] have team battled Juan, anarcat, and Timaquana [770/1825] and won! 2 days, 23:36:38 is removed from their clocks.
[08/21/22 14:31:02] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 35 days, 19:57:35 toward level 63.
[08/22/22 03:07:08] t3chn0 [780/899] has challenged Jens [453/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:44:52 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[08/22/22 12:11:54] el, Lnk, and d4n13L [1441/1971] have team battled simple, idleneutral, and Jens [289/2163] and won! 0 days, 09:12:54 is removed from their clocks.
[08/23/22 15:21:35] nya [421/800] has challenged Jens [7/574] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from nya's clock.
[08/23/22 17:40:42] Jens found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:51:02 towards level 63.
[08/24/22 02:23:56] Jens set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:59:41 from level 63.
[08/26/22 07:03:06] shikhin [20/874] has come upon Jens [236/574] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:29:40 is added to shikhin's clock.
[08/27/22 10:35:12] simple [523/1027] has come upon Jens [309/574] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 06:05:15 is removed from simple's clock.
[08/27/22 22:19:52] Jens grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:32:57 towards level 63.
[08/28/22 01:37:10] Jens [446/574] has challenged elf [326/623] in combat and won! 4 days, 19:33:02 is removed from Jens's clock.
[08/30/22 01:25:30] Jens [312/574] has come upon StalkR [718/735] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:28:18 is added to Jens's clock.
[08/30/22 15:52:29] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 21:56:06 is added to their clock.
[08/31/22 13:50:19] beasty [170/543] has challenged Jens [483/574] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:51:27 is added to beasty's clock.
[08/31/22 14:56:34] canton7 [273/745] has come upon Jens [54/574] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 02:58:12 is removed from canton7's clock.
[08/31/22 17:10:08] tsr [531/710] has come upon Jens [494/574] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 00:35:06 is removed from tsr's clock.
[08/31/22 20:08:13] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 17:02:56 from level 63.
[08/31/22 22:52:11] Sombra, Jens, and washclof [750/2540] have team battled gildarts, Platonides, and Aksej [2180/2235] and lost! 5 days, 00:52:42 is added to their clocks.
[09/02/22 03:45:29] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 19 days, 17:32:23 toward level 63.
[09/02/22 12:10:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 5 days, 10:47:51 toward level 63.
[09/02/22 13:08:18] Jens [211/574] has come upon mordac [37/522] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:13:34 is removed from Jens's clock.
[09/02/22 13:08:18] Jens has dealt mordac a Critical Strike! 0 days, 09:14:13 is added to mordac's clock.
[09/02/22 22:04:36] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:25:12 is added to their clock.
[09/03/22 01:11:16] Jens, Tangles, and Sergio [1904/2230] have team battled Yuhno, MetaNova, and buyoq [1566/2224] and won! 0 days, 11:57:42 is removed from their clocks.
[09/03/22 21:39:58] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:47 towards level 63.
[09/04/22 22:39:53] Jens [531/581] has challenged Forud [894/901] in combat and lost! 4 days, 21:01:58 is added to Jens's clock.
[09/05/22 03:53:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 24 days, 17:06:47 toward level 64.
[09/05/22 04:01:16] Lnk [221/739] has come upon Jens [266/581] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:13:51 is added to Lnk's clock.
[09/06/22 20:25:36] Wam [617/1024] has come upon Jens [316/585] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:05:45 is removed from Wam's clock.
[09/07/22 05:33:51] ChowderKeg [222/782] has come upon Jens [363/585] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:19:39 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[09/09/22 11:41:41] elf, laama, and Psilocybe [1696/2446] have team battled Jens, Lnk, and EddieT137 [1003/2240] and won! 2 days, 11:49:47 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/22 23:19:26] rawgreaze, damyan, and Ungoliant [446/2113] have team battled Jens, Yuhno, and tswsl [1712/1843] and lost! 0 days, 00:16:39 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/22 13:00:06] Jens [383/585] has challenged MetaNova [209/635] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:43:05 is removed from Jens's clock.
[09/13/22 22:26:16] Jens [540/585] has come upon el [39/700] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 11:25:06 is removed from Jens's clock.
[09/14/22 00:42:32] Jens [169/585] has come upon Lord255 [429/883] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 15:12:38 is added to Jens's clock.
[09/14/22 20:37:50] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:44:53 towards level 64.
[09/15/22 09:57:40] Jens stole _sh's level 172 weapon while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 150 weapon behind, which _sh then takes.
[09/15/22 10:40:39] Jens invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:05:24 towards level 64.
[09/16/22 13:20:25] contyk [344/625] has come upon Jens [101/604] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:38:51 is removed from contyk's clock.
[09/17/22 00:35:04] Feras [0/332] has challenged Jens [445/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:08:14 is added to Feras's clock.
[09/17/22 05:18:08] Jens [593/604] has come upon <rainchick> [135/617] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:33:32 is removed from Jens's clock.
[09/18/22 10:23:55] Jens [387/604] has come upon Affliction [570/729] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:49:19 is added to Jens's clock.
[09/19/22 00:11:54] gusto [190/276] has come upon Jens [157/604] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:18:27 is removed from gusto's clock.
[09/19/22 20:11:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 3 days, 05:22:56 toward level 64.
[09/20/22 01:53:07] Jens misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:01:30 from level 64.
[09/20/22 04:46:38] Jens set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:35:39 from level 64.
[09/22/22 11:24:00] BenDover [369/400] has challenged Jens [81/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:13:44 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[09/23/22 02:34:20] el, cfjk, and judahnator [1508/1813] have team battled cremefresh, Jens, and rawgreaze [1611/2250] and lost! 0 days, 01:18:13 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/22 15:51:27] Forud [645/901] has challenged Jens [139/604] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:36:39 is removed from Forud's clock.
[09/23/22 21:57:34] Jens bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:06:40 towards level 64.
[09/24/22 12:21:14] Theleveler [290/925] has come upon Jens [228/604] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:39:32 is removed from Theleveler's clock.
[09/24/22 14:29:37] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/24/22 15:56:29] Jens [294/609] has challenged drahthaar [839/995] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:25:31 is added to Jens's clock.
[09/24/22 17:46:22] DownAndUp [114/642] has come upon Jens [352/609] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:31:33 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[09/25/22 19:40:39] Jens got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:14:49 from level 64.
[09/25/22 20:07:47] Jens [56/609] has come upon starlink [114/738] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:05:46 is added to Jens's clock.
[09/26/22 23:20:33] Jens [607/609] has come upon Centrixx [325/839] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:55:31 is removed from Jens's clock.
[09/28/22 10:38:55] Jens, tomhek, and fstrelok [1342/1786] have team battled aqsd, adamus1red, and GRIZZLYMAN [1847/1958] and lost! 0 days, 00:40:40 is added to their clocks.
[09/28/22 13:22:45] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:02:24 is added to their clock.
[09/28/22 14:45:18] Jens [92/609] has challenged HellSpawn [31/933] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:53:55 is removed from Jens's clock.
[09/28/22 21:08:30] Jens [381/609] has come upon Feras [147/363] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:36:29 is removed from Jens's clock.
[09/29/22 22:12:59] Jens learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 10:13:26 towards level 65.
[09/30/22 04:35:36] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:27:50 towards level 65.
[09/30/22 07:00:58] elf [272/640] has come upon Jens [136/609] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:48:13 is removed from elf's clock.
[09/30/22 13:34:14] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:42:18 towards level 65.
[10/01/22 01:53:41] Jens lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 10:58:34 from level 65.
[10/01/22 03:08:32] drahthaar [500/995] has come upon Jens [539/609] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:12:49 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[10/01/22 09:09:39] BastelBot [355/534] has come upon Jens [308/609] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 15:18:46 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[10/01/22 15:52:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 16 days, 11:11:42 toward level 65.
[10/01/22 17:32:12] Jens [231/609] has challenged blabber [840/845] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:22:55 is added to Jens's clock.
[10/03/22 00:33:59] spex [631/1032] has come upon Jens [506/609] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 00:49:39 is removed from spex's clock.
[10/03/22 15:28:03] ukleinek [503/591] has challenged Jens [429/609] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/06/22 01:59:39] sc [26/829] has challenged Jens [444/609] in combat and lost! 5 days, 16:28:22 is added to sc's clock.
[10/06/22 04:51:40] Jens was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 01:01:41 from level 65.
[10/07/22 10:38:11] Jens ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:16:47 from level 65.
[10/07/22 19:22:23] BenDover [45/463] has challenged Jens [47/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:52:01 is added to BenDover's clock.
[10/09/22 08:59:32] Finley, jacquesssss, and hdm [57/1603] have team battled Jens, io, and nawcom [1543/2339] and lost! 0 days, 00:09:11 is added to their clocks.
[10/09/22 15:24:45] Russell, ToHellWithGA, and Jens [198/2654] have team battled TheSilentLink, TauPan, and thornrag [441/2245] and lost! 2 days, 09:06:18 is added to their clocks.
[10/10/22 18:18:54] achin, DrinkyBird, and Jens [760/2276] have team battled Acolarh, pwae, and n0ssh [1201/2072] and lost! 2 days, 23:27:47 is added to their clocks.
[10/11/22 06:51:49] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:13:15 towards level 65.
[10/11/22 23:40:39] Jens left their weapon out in the rain to rust! Jens's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[10/12/22 08:59:28] kzootech, Jens, and Algernon [1160/1906] have team battled unicron, kptr, and Centrixx [439/2059] and won! 2 days, 16:00:40 is removed from their clocks.
[10/12/22 16:57:15] Aelane [456/695] has come upon Jens [259/597] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 17:46:50 is removed from Aelane's clock.
[10/12/22 16:57:15] Aelane has dealt Jens a Critical Strike! 2 days, 13:01:10 is added to Jens's clock.
[10/12/22 20:58:45] VonToutCourt [1006/1361] has come upon Jens [216/597] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:28:54 is removed from VonToutCourt's clock.
[10/12/22 23:37:40] Drin, idleneutral, and buyoq [310/2050] have team battled gradator, Jens, and Forud [2008/2238] and lost! 1 day, 11:26:12 is added to their clocks.
[10/13/22 10:55:18] hax404 [312/434] has come upon Jens [235/591] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 04:24:05 is removed from hax404's clock.
[10/14/22 01:41:47] Acolarh [469/880] has come upon Jens [143/591] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 21:22:43 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[10/14/22 05:47:06] ion [285/875] has come upon Jens [295/591] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:28:41 is added to ion's clock.
[10/17/22 05:13:28] Jens died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:02:57 from level 65.
[10/17/22 21:05:08] pallas [59/323] has come upon Jens [350/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:01 is added to pallas's clock.
[10/18/22 09:02:22] washclof [334/1061] has come upon Jens [40/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:22:46 is removed from washclof's clock.
[10/18/22 22:30:45] Jens [49/591] has come upon kzootech [482/578] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:46:07 is added to Jens's clock.
[10/19/22 06:32:31] thornrag, yano, and Jens [1206/2046] have team battled Nuae, HeavyPodda, and herald [835/2015] and won! 0 days, 03:20:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/23/22 01:23:01] Jens [421/591] has challenged EddieT137 [759/914] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:57:57 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/21/22 13:00:36] CornFly, ukleinek, and Jens [491/1729] have team battled AlexS, gradator, and Hex [856/1926] and lost! 2 days, 04:28:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/22 16:35:26] Jens [232/591] has challenged laama [78/731] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:54:54 is removed from Jens's clock.
[11/23/22 06:47:28] Jens invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:25:05 towards level 65.
[11/23/22 13:24:05] adamus1red, Koffa, and dwfreed [2280/2652] have team battled Jens, yNos, and idleevil [1410/2065] and won! 4 days, 18:34:35 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/22 02:53:31] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 1 day, 12:27:45 toward level 65.
[11/24/22 15:17:12] CompanionCube [28/679] has come upon Jens [554/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:48:08 is added to CompanionCube's clock.
[11/24/22 22:52:29] yano [473/757] has come upon Jens [86/591] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:47:42 is removed from yano's clock.
[11/25/22 02:57:45] el [27/695] has come upon Jens [337/591] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:57:33 is added to el's clock.
[11/25/22 05:26:01] Jens, fstrelok, and HeavyPodda [664/1812] have team battled SirBummelz, slim, and pants [122/2516] and won! 0 days, 22:07:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/22 08:20:47] Jens learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:50:49 from level 65.
[11/25/22 18:18:45] CompanionCube, Jens, and HeavyPodda [1549/1878] have team battled Omega, CornFly, and KindOne [1189/2126] and won! 0 days, 16:29:38 is removed from their clocks.
[11/25/22 22:14:09] BastelBot, Nuae, and ukleinek [378/1903] have team battled bananaboat, Jens, and damyan [42/2084] and won! 1 day, 20:29:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/22 07:56:52] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:42:38 from level 65.
[11/28/22 16:59:55] Jens [11/604] has challenged Puff [617/802] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:50:12 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/29/22 00:15:00] Drin [304/738] has challenged Jens [27/604] in combat and won! 13 days, 14:38:20 is removed from Drin's clock.
[11/29/22 12:27:43] freeboson [200/957] has come upon Jens [361/604] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 09:18:11 is added to freeboson's clock.
[11/30/22 15:02:18] Jens bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 04:27:35 towards level 66.
[12/01/22 11:55:37] Wolf, Nuae, and jacob1 [1406/2512] have team battled Zaratustra, Jens, and kptr [126/1818] and won! 1 day, 00:14:08 is removed from their clocks.
[12/01/22 12:18:37] Jens [178/608] has come upon kptr [20/476] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 19:23:00 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/02/22 02:07:31] Jens got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:05:38 towards level 66.
[12/02/22 15:01:16] Ecko [97/920] has challenged Jens [23/608] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:13:07 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[12/04/22 08:07:14] sky, ephemer0l, and Pinkman [750/2499] have team battled Jens, laama, and zcy [1419/2009] and lost! 2 days, 04:59:04 is added to their clocks.
[12/04/22 13:12:59] Jens found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:50:38 towards level 66.
[12/05/22 05:38:01] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:10:28 towards level 66.
[12/09/22 09:12:57] style [97/503] has come upon Jens [473/608] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:53:33 is added to style's clock.
[12/09/22 11:05:43] Jens [122/608] has come upon jaxson [151/532] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 08:52:40 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/10/22 09:56:03] golgy [268/864] has come upon Jens [531/608] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:56:35 is added to golgy's clock.
[12/11/22 16:28:13] Jens [111/608] has come upon Abe [111/559] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 05:40:36 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/11/22 22:43:02] Matthew [224/237] has challenged Jens [280/608] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Matthew's clock.
[12/14/22 12:46:46] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Jens with fire, slowing the heathen 2 days, 12:30:51 from level 66.
[12/14/22 16:27:21] vadas [484/504] has come upon Jens [45/608] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 14:54:14 is removed from vadas's clock.
[12/14/22 20:17:24] TimWolla, Jens, and shikhin [2163/2521] have team battled Drin, gdm, and washclof [1754/2375] and won! 2 days, 10:56:11 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/22 02:01:19] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Jens with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 21:22:58 from level 66.
[12/15/22 19:11:19] LeD, achin, and Jens [1342/1977] have team battled hax404, Andrio, and Berserker [1269/1449] and won! 0 days, 10:07:02 is removed from their clocks.
[12/15/22 21:51:25] Jens [596/608] has challenged elf [435/733] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:28:01 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/16/22 01:03:24] Omega, Jens, and zbe [1389/2717] have team battled gusto, MetaNova, and Puff [641/2136] and won! 1 day, 06:17:33 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/22 09:00:16] Jens [453/608] has challenged bananaboat [369/834] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:17:24 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/19/22 09:15:07] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:20:41 is added to their clock.
[12/20/22 02:38:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 1 day, 11:12:58 toward level 66.
[12/20/22 22:21:58] enteral [649/702] has challenged Jens [563/616] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:17:30 is removed from enteral's clock.
[12/22/22 21:44:33] blabber, MadMan, and Kritzefitz [306/2518] have team battled Jens, aqsd, and CompanionCube [633/2094] and lost! 4 days, 07:36:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/24/22 20:23:50] Tenorman [41/728] has come upon Jens [217/616] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:05:32 is added to Tenorman's clock.
[12/25/22 14:56:59] d4n13L, Jens, and Kurenai [1891/2068] have team battled nawcom, kzootech, and munkis [991/1944] and won! 0 days, 13:27:05 is removed from their clocks.
[12/26/22 03:56:22] Jens, el, and Wam [1616/2347] have team battled shikhin, Sombra, and ChowderKeg [1841/2817] and lost! 0 days, 08:09:47 is added to their clocks.
[12/26/22 15:24:42] dnc, Jens, and TimeWarp [73/1894] have team battled Pinkman, pfoley, and EddieT137 [230/2639] and lost! 0 days, 07:03:05 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/22 09:04:49] DrinkyBird [243/1118] has come upon Jens [222/616] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:20:07 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[12/27/22 12:53:34] Jens [387/616] has come upon bobvador [28/1042] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:55:23 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/27/22 14:40:13] Koffa [562/652] has come upon Jens [286/616] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 07:15:27 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[12/28/22 08:02:46] Jens [360/616] has challenged bookworm [659/686] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:30:46 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/28/22 14:03:50] kptr [427/478] has challenged Jens [102/616] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:39:26 is removed from kptr's clock.
[12/28/22 14:03:50] In the fierce battle, Jens dropped their level 51 set of leggings! kptr picks it up, tossing their old level 30 set of leggings to Jens.
[12/28/22 22:27:01] Matthew, muirrum, Jens, and Destruia have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/29/22 18:51:41] DontEvenPeek [9/27] has challenged Jens [542/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to DontEvenPeek's clock.
[12/29/22 23:13:34] Jens [207/597] has come upon talisein [595/619] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 12:37:59 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/30/22 01:10:55] pants [129/1170] has come upon Jens [231/597] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:08:57 is added to pants's clock.
[12/30/22 03:33:08] xbill, Jens, and sc [2008/2270] have team battled JigmeDatse, Aksej, and Thorael [555/2389] and won! 0 days, 15:52:06 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/22 04:15:55] Jens got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:26:36 from level 67.
[12/30/22 22:56:23] Lnk [211/848] has come upon Jens [230/597] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:46:10 is added to Lnk's clock.
[12/31/22 03:45:50] herald [340/729] has challenged Jens [209/597] in combat and won! 8 days, 12:13:07 is removed from herald's clock.
[12/31/22 03:45:50] herald has dealt Jens a Critical Strike! 6 days, 02:31:12 is added to Jens's clock.
[01/01/23 02:30:44] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:08:02 towards level 67.
[01/02/23 19:14:44] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:29:43 towards level 67.
[01/03/23 15:25:57] Stevland, wollu, and Jens [1607/1773] have team battled zifnab06, Theleveler, and Notir [2451/2490] and lost! 0 days, 03:50:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/23 04:38:52] Clarth [4/7] has challenged Jens [393/597] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to Clarth's clock.
[01/04/23 07:53:04] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 04:29:44 towards level 67.
[01/04/23 13:42:20] Jens [304/597] has challenged Puff [386/815] in combat and lost! 4 days, 05:01:48 is added to Jens's clock.
[01/04/23 18:24:23] \dev\ice [352/416] has challenged Jens [65/597] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:42 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[01/05/23 22:38:57] Jens [233/597] has come upon Finley [70/628] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:45:29 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/06/23 14:41:22] Jens got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 12:04:14 from level 67.
[01/06/23 22:26:13] Jens was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 14:06:01 from level 67.
[01/07/23 07:13:43] Jens got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:07:59 towards level 67.
[01/08/23 13:42:17] Jens [565/597] has come upon ZOTTA [36/757] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 06:50:30 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/10/23 14:57:52] Jens ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:36:21 from level 67.
[01/11/23 01:35:54] drahthaar, Jens, and Fenrik [175/3054] have team battled Kurenai, scumola, and ufo-piloot [1780/2385] and lost! 6 days, 18:34:25 is added to their clocks.
[01/12/23 01:00:46] Jens had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 06:15:50 towards level 67.
[01/13/23 09:55:37] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:22:23 towards level 67.
[01/13/23 12:33:13] kptr, Jens, and Pinkman [1975/1995] have team battled buzel, idlegood, and nawcom [1404/2172] and won! 5 days, 10:37:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/23 17:38:32] Jens [382/597] has come upon Forud [61/919] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:48:26 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/13/23 17:38:32] Jens has dealt Forud a Critical Strike! 3 days, 15:03:16 is added to Forud's clock.
[01/14/23 05:21:04] Jens saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:07:34 from level 67.
[01/15/23 01:47:37] Jens [42/597] has come upon Yarosh [484/528] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:17:30 is added to Jens's clock.
[01/15/23 14:31:57] Jens discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:20:30 towards level 67.
[01/15/23 20:44:55] Jens [368/597] has challenged simple [943/1030] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:17:28 is added to Jens's clock.
[01/16/23 16:26:11] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Jens with fire, slowing the heathen 11 days, 23:46:02 from level 67.
[01/16/23 17:14:42] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 02:35:39 is added to their clock.
[01/17/23 04:27:53] Jens stole herald's level 38 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 30 set of leggings behind, which herald then takes.
[01/17/23 11:13:15] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 20:45:16 is added to their clock.
[01/17/23 13:18:27] h00k [106/525] has come upon Jens [180/604] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:19:18 is added to h00k's clock.
[01/18/23 04:12:35] Jens got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 20:17:08 towards level 67.
[01/19/23 04:37:01] Jens [365/604] has come upon nya [1138/1235] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 08:36:59 is added to Jens's clock.
[01/19/23 16:37:18] Koffa [297/672] has come upon Jens [113/604] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 16:47:37 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[01/19/23 23:25:37] Jens [372/604] has come upon Lenny_ [31/553] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:11:44 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/21/23 14:29:39] Jens [285/604] has challenged Togra [332/684] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:54:30 is added to Jens's clock.
[01/23/23 03:16:45] Notir [1071/1102] has challenged Jens [24/604] in combat and won! 9 days, 03:34:43 is removed from Notir's clock.
[01/23/23 16:09:25] Jens [471/604] has come upon Wolf [486/815] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:13:35 is added to Jens's clock.
[01/23/23 20:06:19] Jens, el, and scumola [1806/2232] have team battled 0x00, bsleep, and KindOne [1442/2084] and won! 4 days, 00:14:58 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/23 04:01:56] Jens, Bluedog, and Ganonk [1253/1942] have team battled Kurenai, Notir, and cornfeedhobo [160/2725] and won! 2 days, 07:56:26 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/23 22:34:57] Jens, simple, and kptr [632/2164] have team battled Ganonk, Acolarh, and adamus1red [2286/2540] and lost! 1 day, 12:58:27 is added to their clocks.
[02/10/23 12:16:29] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:38:26 towards level 67.
[02/11/23 14:37:33] Jens, thornrag, and Asara [1067/2157] have team battled dwfreed, gegenschein, and popey [3/2662] and won! 4 days, 03:01:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/23 05:06:20] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:42:28 is added to their clock.
[02/20/23 17:52:11] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:59:00 towards level 67.
[02/21/23 11:41:53] Jens was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:11:34 towards level 67.
[02/22/23 11:22:23] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:02:21 towards level 67.
[02/23/23 01:23:46] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:42:17 towards level 67.
[02/26/23 02:05:53] Jens [517/604] has come upon Asara [775/855] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:15:06 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/26/23 14:40:02] Jens has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 14:57:29 from level 67.
[02/26/23 16:25:34] Forud, Jens, and gildarts [2368/2430] have team battled Arch, hax404, and el [794/1827] and won! 0 days, 01:56:16 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/23 10:28:08] Jens died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:50:01 from level 67.
[03/03/23 21:31:52] particleflux [9/82] has challenged Jens [290/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:11 is added to particleflux's clock.
[03/04/23 04:32:18] Jens, V, and damyan [586/2208] have team battled pants, unicron, and Ecko [1398/2799] and lost! 0 days, 11:14:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/23 22:01:03] Tangles, jjasghar, and pyre [720/2566] have team battled Nysdar, Jens, and talisein [1870/2099] and lost! 0 days, 06:05:41 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/23 10:53:31] Przemek [107/259] has challenged Jens [48/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:42 is removed from Przemek's clock.
[03/06/23 01:42:39] crank [510/631] has come upon Jens [526/604] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:40:42 is added to crank's clock.
[03/06/23 09:54:43] Jens [308/604] has challenged n0ssh [70/620] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:34 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/06/23 21:40:15] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:01:23 is added to their clock.
[03/06/23 22:09:21] Jens [538/604] has challenged signofzeta [368/1029] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:25:07 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/07/23 05:58:02] jayvee, kenyon, and hugga [140/2860] have team battled Covid-19, Jens, and slim [571/2060] and lost! 0 days, 19:55:17 is added to their clocks.
[03/07/23 11:38:15] Jens, vegadark, and pyre [92/2103] have team battled jaxson, achin, and gildarts [95/2257] and lost! 1 day, 04:23:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/08/23 04:26:14] Jens was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 09:23:43 from level 68.
[03/08/23 07:47:08] cfebsv2 [222/299] has challenged Jens [43/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:30:19 is removed from cfebsv2's clock.
[03/08/23 13:04:45] Jens [397/604] has challenged shikhin [175/982] in combat and won! 9 days, 12:12:22 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/10/23 17:52:38] V [469/879] has come upon Jens [126/604] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 18:11:55 is removed from V's clock.
[03/12/23 07:36:02] Jens had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:25:05 towards level 68.
[03/13/23 05:41:38] ufo-piloot [434/561] has challenged Jens [423/604] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:46:21 is removed from ufo-piloot's clock.
[03/13/23 07:52:18] Jens [114/604] has come upon jaxson [260/593] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 01:51:03 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/13/23 12:55:09] anarcat [867/1179] has come upon Jens [45/604] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:53:55 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[03/13/23 13:57:32] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Jens with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 01:42:58 from level 68.
[03/13/23 17:44:15] dwfreed [269/1160] has challenged Jens [305/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:31:21 is added to dwfreed's clock.
[03/14/23 17:13:22] Jens [600/604] has come upon alexlehm [180/383] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:27:57 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/16/23 16:13:35] Jens lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:26:30 from level 68.
[03/17/23 05:07:10] Dan, dyvonna, and bobvador [997/2618] have team battled Abe, DrinkyBird, and Jens [1495/2342] and lost! 0 days, 20:29:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/23 02:06:14] Jens [235/604] has challenged particleflux [164/324] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:35:56 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/18/23 03:18:32] Jens [482/604] has come upon adamus1red [98/899] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 15:33:11 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/18/23 16:41:28] VOID, Destruia, and Jens [513/2162] have team battled Berserker, eroc1990, and Wam [933/2298] and lost! 5 days, 00:49:39 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/23 20:43:16] Puff, muirrum, and Theleveler [553/2127] have team battled nawcom, Jens, and Przemek [569/1628] and lost! 0 days, 06:26:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/19/23 02:25:30] Jens was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 16:22:15 from level 68.
[03/19/23 07:28:15] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 15:29:28 is added to their clock.
[03/19/23 17:14:17] Jens [350/604] has challenged Forud [311/964] in combat and won! 5 days, 20:27:01 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/21/23 00:20:46] Jens [105/604] has challenged Minus [340/882] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:47:06 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/22/23 04:31:21] arkie, bsleep, and Jens [1226/2295] have team battled gusto, yNos, and DontEvenPeek [361/1825] and won! 0 days, 11:22:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/23 18:03:56] Jens [22/604] has come upon t3chn0 [154/922] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:02:28 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/22/23 18:32:47] Jens [127/604] has come upon Berserker [316/477] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:58:05 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/23/23 12:34:14] jjasghar, Cockatrice, and Jens [502/2556] have team battled Finley, Matthew, and Kritzefitz [1536/2248] and lost! 3 days, 05:48:03 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/23 15:30:56] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 23:14:35 is added to their clock.
[03/23/23 18:11:52] Brocker [157/245] has challenged Jens [508/604] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Brocker's clock.
[03/24/23 05:37:09] unicron [429/658] has challenged Jens [123/604] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:38:41 is removed from unicron's clock.
[03/24/23 07:23:47] Jens [84/604] has come upon Fenrik [230/1260] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:12:48 is added to Jens's clock.
[03/24/23 08:04:08] d4n13L [186/577] has come upon Jens [38/604] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 14:04:41 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[03/24/23 18:39:54] eroc1990 [367/769] has challenged Jens [105/604] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:58:14 is removed from eroc1990's clock.
[03/25/23 03:38:14] Aksej, thatmint, CodeGeek, and Jens have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/25/23 23:47:10] dbx12, Tangles, and Jens [1111/1754] have team battled xbill, Fehu, and Dan [844/2171] and won! 0 days, 14:34:44 is removed from their clocks.
[03/27/23 07:28:43] Jens was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:43:46 from level 68.
[03/28/23 03:47:33] Jens was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:38:40 towards level 68.
[03/28/23 06:12:00] Techman, JamCow, and Jens [314/2332] have team battled Sario, crank, and Faradome [1382/1901] and lost! 2 days, 01:54:42 is added to their clocks.
[03/28/23 18:09:12] DrinkyBird [1011/1124] has come upon Jens [108/604] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 00:54:58 is removed from DrinkyBird's clock.
[03/30/23 06:08:00] Jens [212/604] has challenged xbill [958/1032] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:22:48 is added to Jens's clock.
[04/01/23 21:45:07] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:20:45 towards level 68.
[04/02/23 07:36:02] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:37:42 towards level 68.
[04/02/23 22:46:36] Jens learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:36:42 towards level 68.
[04/03/23 19:48:58] EddieT137, Mat, and Jens [1699/2128] have team battled Lnk, drahthaar, and Cockatrice [2868/2947] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:37 is added to their clocks.
[04/04/23 01:20:25] Jens stole Techman's level 55 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 38 set of leggings behind, which Techman then takes.
[04/06/23 07:28:11] Jens, solarsparq, and Notir [1625/2420] have team battled launchd, Lenny_, and Andrio [539/1902] and won! 0 days, 21:33:01 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/23 10:44:22] Angelina [98/727] has challenged Jens [157/620] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:42:38 is added to Angelina's clock.
[04/07/23 08:49:00] anarcat [79/1179] has challenged Jens [152/623] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:16:22 is added to anarcat's clock.
[04/07/23 20:04:11] Jens [126/623] has come upon Daikojun [23/51] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:21:52 is removed from Jens's clock.
[04/08/23 00:52:36] ufo-piloot [103/566] has challenged Jens [611/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:28 is added to ufo-piloot's clock.
[04/08/23 07:56:54] Jens was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:26:50 from level 68.
[04/08/23 23:22:03] Jens sharpened the edge of their weapon! Jens's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/10/23 17:06:06] "\@_ [416/1173] has challenged Jens [426/637] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:44:17 is added to "\@_'s clock.
[04/13/23 12:00:08] \dev\ice, noex, and exergy [1182/1721] have team battled dax, blabber, and Jens [1341/2251] and lost! 0 days, 10:09:19 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/23 02:51:34] kzootech, shikhin, Jens, and crank have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/14/23 03:30:11] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:08:36 towards level 68.
[04/14/23 04:42:21] Jens ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:40:29 from level 68.
[04/14/23 08:29:08] Jens [379/646] has come upon bg [1009/1105] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:35:07 is added to Jens's clock.
[04/14/23 17:25:08] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:49:30 is added to their clock.
[04/15/23 03:49:28] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:54:39 towards level 68.
[04/16/23 01:28:48] olsner [75/270] has challenged Jens [145/646] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:06:36 is added to olsner's clock.
[04/16/23 22:04:39] postikana, SSLbits, and thatmint [1178/1661] have team battled xbill, Jens, and jjasghar [2061/2730] and lost! 1 day, 17:42:46 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/23 11:50:13] Jens [408/676] has challenged bg [192/1105] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:52:10 is removed from Jens's clock.
[04/18/23 16:11:44] sc [84/838] has come upon Jens [634/676] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:40:39 is added to sc's clock.
[04/18/23 22:49:25] HellSpawn [589/976] has challenged Jens [518/676] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:13:42 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[04/21/23 04:01:25] dyvonna [500/1017] has challenged Jens [378/676] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:02:47 is removed from dyvonna's clock.
[04/21/23 13:50:29] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/23/23 06:08:12] banana-jim [185/212] has challenged Jens [369/681] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to banana-jim's clock.
[04/24/23 02:47:29] Jens was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 02:46:37 from level 69.
[04/24/23 13:08:17] fstrelok, eroc1990, and Lenny_ [2121/2347] have team battled particleflux, Lnk, and Jens [82/1941] and won! 0 days, 08:20:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/23 08:53:03] ToHellWithGA, xbill, and yNos [1182/2875] have team battled Jens, nawcom, and A_Dragon [1163/2688] and won! 0 days, 05:48:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/25/23 11:31:37] ice303 [4/267] has challenged Jens [92/681] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:43:57 is added to ice303's clock.
[04/25/23 22:25:59] SirBummelz [629/862] has challenged Jens [121/681] in combat and won! 3 days, 03:45:08 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[04/26/23 15:24:28] sc [367/840] has come upon Jens [594/681] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 23:21:47 is added to sc's clock.
[04/27/23 13:00:28] freeboson [797/999] has come upon Jens [606/681] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:12:54 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[04/27/23 23:56:40] Jens [260/681] has come upon Omega [352/1053] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:19:00 is added to Jens's clock.
[04/28/23 16:15:54] SirBummelz, jaxson, and TimWolla [1749/2438] have team battled Cirdan, Jens, and damyan [2443/2527] and lost! 1 day, 03:48:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/23 10:32:54] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 21 days, 03:34:52 toward level 69.
[04/30/23 10:05:53] tsr, Jens, and Pricey [717/1916] have team battled vadas, shikhin, and xbill [1586/2673] and lost! 1 day, 22:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/23 00:11:11] yano [441/841] has come upon Jens [28/681] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:27:28 is removed from yano's clock.
[05/02/23 06:31:22] Cockatrice, Jens, and ukleinek [284/2296] have team battled Theleveler, Kurenai, and SuzakuMedli [2882/2896] and lost! 4 days, 13:42:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/23 23:43:44] shikhin, Stevland, and Tenorman [2612/2787] have team battled Thorael, Jens, and AlexS [139/1921] and won! 0 days, 17:18:45 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/23 00:35:28] Jens [333/681] has come upon postikana [326/497] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 12:49:49 is removed from Jens's clock.
[05/03/23 12:27:00] sky, xbill, and Jens [1877/2662] have team battled TimWolla, Faradome, and ZOTTA [1797/2397] and won! 4 days, 07:53:52 is removed from their clocks.
[05/03/23 22:18:21] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 20:17:12 is added to their clock.
[05/04/23 17:56:11] Jens, shikhin, and SirBummelz [2304/2504] have team battled medivh, Khorne, and csc2ya [846/2139] and won! 0 days, 06:14:12 is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/23 07:37:54] Jens was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:14:45 from level 69.
[05/06/23 11:20:26] Nysdar [544/833] has come upon Jens [567/681] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:48:06 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[05/06/23 21:20:16] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:59 towards level 69.
[05/07/23 22:13:48] Jens got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:04:14 towards level 69.
[05/08/23 19:23:17] freeboson [154/999] has come upon Jens [139/681] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:40:55 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[05/09/23 09:07:20] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:54:09 towards level 69.
[05/10/23 13:46:46] gegenschein [808/1037] has come upon Jens [2/681] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 05:19:24 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[05/11/23 12:51:08] Jens [35/681] has challenged gegenschein [91/1037] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:44:28 is added to Jens's clock.
[05/11/23 15:14:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 5 days, 13:09:11 toward level 69.
[05/13/23 01:58:56] Andrio [276/625] has come upon Jens [274/681] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:32:00 is removed from Andrio's clock.
[05/16/23 22:22:34] Jens [290/681] has come upon Acolarh [230/984] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:47:52 is removed from Jens's clock.
[05/17/23 03:20:18] Jens [589/681] has challenged kinus [467/815] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:25:54 is removed from Jens's clock.
[05/18/23 16:29:07] Kachin [442/1009] has challenged Jens [40/681] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:19:37 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[05/18/23 20:30:15] Jens [457/807] has challenged DontEvenPeek [90/613] in combat and won! 7 days, 19:46:03 is removed from Jens's clock.
[05/19/23 04:31:47] Jens [30/807] has challenged Techman [679/968] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:20:35 is added to Jens's clock.
[05/19/23 05:53:53] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[05/20/23 08:52:37] bg [819/1105] has come upon Jens [569/812] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:19:47 is removed from bg's clock.
[05/20/23 18:23:41] Jens, Nuae, and ufo-piloot [1252/2256] have team battled Kurenai, KindOne, and Minus [213/2341] and won! 1 day, 19:26:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/21/23 15:28:09] Jens misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 19:31:07 from level 70.
[05/21/23 15:34:56] Mat [193/569] has come upon Jens [9/812] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:48:29 is removed from Mat's clock.
[05/22/23 08:39:06] Fehu [260/638] has challenged Jens [636/812] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:59:34 is added to Fehu's clock.
[05/22/23 16:12:21] Centrixx, Berserker, and fstrelok [1146/2328] have team battled 0x00, CodeGeek, and Jens [1499/2185] and lost! 0 days, 05:02:51 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/23 04:17:33] nowz, Jens, and mordac [656/1968] have team battled cadfael, cateye, and Puff [2213/2258] and lost! 8 days, 07:30:29 is added to their clocks.
[05/24/23 05:33:49] Jens walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:22:36 from level 70.
[05/25/23 16:35:37] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 02:34:28 is added to their clock.
[05/25/23 18:20:33] Jens hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 16:09:26 towards level 70.
[05/25/23 18:30:35] \dev\ice, Przemek, and Jens [1817/2172] have team battled idlegood, nya, and freeboson [204/2931] and won! 3 days, 07:40:23 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/23 10:35:07] boscage [63/532] has challenged Jens [124/812] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to boscage's clock.
[05/26/23 17:47:00] Jens [360/812] has come upon kptr [532/557] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 22:20:14 is added to Jens's clock.
[05/27/23 07:22:29] bfft [716/814] has challenged Jens [166/812] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:42:34 is removed from bfft's clock.
[05/29/23 04:18:15] Jens set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:21:34 from level 70.
[05/29/23 09:57:46] Drin, Jens, and vadas [1376/2350] have team battled CompanionCube, yNos, and ZOTTA [757/2493] and won! 0 days, 07:51:14 is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/23 13:55:13] Tenorman, spex, and Yarosh [425/2379] have team battled Jens, bg, and Cirdan [1326/3004] and lost! 0 days, 09:08:16 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/23 14:38:03] Jens [589/812] has come upon Fenrik [1045/1258] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 07:38:26 is added to Jens's clock.
[05/31/23 14:40:25] sky [833/953] has challenged Jens [34/812] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:02:42 is removed from sky's clock.
[05/31/23 18:48:35] Jens had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:06:34 from level 70.
[06/01/23 16:41:02] Jens discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:15:26 towards level 70.
[06/01/23 22:23:54] Jens [534/812] has come upon Feras [131/420] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 11:03:25 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/03/23 02:52:07] Jens [201/812] has come upon Reilly [667/893] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:50:57 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/03/23 07:55:37] Tangles [2/766] has challenged Jens [126/812] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:02:03 is added to Tangles's clock.
[06/04/23 02:59:37] Jens was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 18:24:02 from level 70.
[06/04/23 12:01:53] Jens [92/812] has challenged idleevil [561/883] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:45:47 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/04/23 18:15:19] Jens met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:00:43 from level 70.
[06/04/23 19:03:27] ToHellWithGA [1049/1192] has challenged Jens [333/812] in combat and won! 4 days, 08:37:33 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[06/04/23 19:03:27] ToHellWithGA has dealt Jens a Critical Strike! 17 days, 06:25:29 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/05/23 09:17:31] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 21:22:51 towards level 70.
[06/05/23 12:54:28] Jens [79/812] has challenged el [253/698] in combat and lost! 8 days, 21:16:52 is added to Jens's clock.
[06/06/23 09:57:29] Nuae [369/855] has challenged Jens [259/812] in combat and won! 9 days, 09:08:32 is removed from Nuae's clock.
[06/06/23 10:53:00] Jens [734/812] has come upon Kachin [499/1009] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 10:20:28 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/06/23 22:20:59] Jens [82/812] has come upon kinus [3/854] and taken them in combat! 13 days, 10:01:58 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/06/23 23:21:13] Jens bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:33:49 towards level 70.
[06/07/23 08:04:36] Jens [648/812] has challenged Ganonk [330/587] in combat and won! 8 days, 15:45:29 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/07/23 08:04:36] Jens has dealt Ganonk a Critical Strike! 1 day, 15:09:44 is added to Ganonk's clock.
[06/08/23 15:50:13] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 13:20:02 is added to their clock.
[06/08/23 20:01:51] dwfreed, Theleveler, and tass [588/2429] have team battled Jens, arkie, and el [753/2183] and lost! 0 days, 04:21:29 is added to their clocks.
[06/09/23 01:17:08] Jens got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 07:14:07 towards level 70.
[06/09/23 11:30:37] Jens stole Gorek's level 74 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 69 pair of boots behind, which Gorek then takes.
[06/09/23 19:18:43] Jens was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:53:47 towards level 70.
[06/10/23 04:11:39] Jens fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 07:55:53 from level 70.
[06/10/23 07:28:01] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:47:53 towards level 70.
[06/11/23 03:29:29] ChowderKeg [592/892] has challenged Jens [429/817] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:35:02 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[06/11/23 09:33:08] ToHellWithGA, VonToutCourt, and zbe [1602/3750] have team battled RussellB, Jens, and Carl [1164/2663] and won! 1 day, 10:01:37 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/23 13:40:30] mald0r0r [17/24] has challenged Jens [544/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:32 is added to mald0r0r's clock.
[06/12/23 10:04:30] Jens stole dyvonna's level 122 tunic while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 102 tunic behind, which dyvonna then takes.
[06/12/23 14:50:17] soltys, ZOTTA, and MadMan [352/2438] have team battled GilbertErik, Jens, and BastelBot [1211/2410] and lost! 3 days, 04:58:07 is added to their clocks.
[06/12/23 16:04:30] Jens [677/835] has come upon StalkR [332/903] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 22:41:04 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/13/23 10:56:45] Jens, washclof, and jayvee [1220/2599] have team battled laama, Cirdan, and ZOTTA [966/2808] and won! 3 days, 03:52:29 is removed from their clocks.
[06/14/23 21:30:38] Jens lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:51:09 from level 70.
[06/14/23 23:45:59] ion [487/893] has come upon Jens [739/835] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:43:59 is added to ion's clock.
[06/15/23 22:45:32] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:41:00 towards level 70.
[06/16/23 15:02:16] Jens reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! Jens's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[06/18/23 05:21:04] pyre [222/826] has challenged Jens [618/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:54 is added to pyre's clock.
[06/18/23 05:52:46] V [660/1019] has come upon Jens [124/840] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:21:35 is removed from V's clock.
[06/19/23 17:34:27] tsr, kenyon, and jacquesssss [1545/2082] have team battled Fenrik, Jens, and Tabmow [1323/2981] and won! 1 day, 08:15:13 is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/23 22:33:50] bg [436/1074] has challenged Jens [320/840] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:27:45 is removed from bg's clock.
[06/20/23 21:48:52] gildarts, t3chn0, and thornrag [645/2530] have team battled Khorne, Jens, and noex [144/2469] and won! 0 days, 19:11:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/21/23 08:34:10] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 2 days, 17:48:46 toward level 70.
[06/21/23 11:26:12] gusto [106/679] has come upon Jens [204/840] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:11:10 is added to gusto's clock.
[06/21/23 11:49:59] Jens [389/840] has come upon joes [235/385] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:56:11 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/21/23 20:09:17] Jens, Wam, and mordac [857/2543] have team battled Russell, kzootech, and Ecko [1552/2458] and lost! 2 days, 14:37:32 is added to their clocks.
[06/21/23 20:22:41] d4n13L, Thorael, and TimeWarp [2007/2050] have team battled GilbertErik, Lnk, and Jens [581/2453] and won! 2 days, 00:04:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/23 00:50:28] Jens [713/840] has challenged Lnk [566/817] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:12:33 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/22/23 15:54:42] brycec [20/1303] has challenged Jens [33/840] in combat and lost! 5 days, 09:04:04 is added to brycec's clock.
[06/22/23 21:46:44] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:45:03 towards level 70.
[06/23/23 09:04:39] Jens [718/840] has come upon confunctius [506/996] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:46:49 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/24/23 01:55:17] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 4 days, 15:02:27 toward level 70.
[06/24/23 02:04:28] cornfeedhobo [136/706] has challenged Jens [341/840] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:24:23 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[06/24/23 12:30:19] Jens slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! Jens's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/24/23 13:05:08] Jens was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:19:24 from level 70.
[06/25/23 07:01:07] DrinkyBird, Mat, and Jens [1614/2634] have team battled kzootech, alexlehm, and Ungoliant [411/2181] and won! 0 days, 04:58:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/25/23 14:14:29] kptr [93/564] has challenged Jens [205/834] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:36:49 is added to kptr's clock.
[06/27/23 07:11:29] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:30:04 towards level 70.
[06/27/23 12:49:20] ChowderKeg, pfoley, and Lnk [418/2375] have team battled elf, Jens, and yano [219/2699] and won! 2 days, 10:46:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/23 15:24:28] shikhin, blabber, and JamCow [2063/2805] have team battled Reilly, scornn, and Jens [422/2157] and won! 0 days, 04:43:49 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/23 18:43:05] Jens [523/834] has challenged Lnk [368/817] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:02:52 is removed from Jens's clock.
[06/30/23 03:33:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 0 days, 00:18:07 toward level 70.
[06/30/23 06:36:27] Jens [212/834] has challenged Gorek [955/1061] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:31:13 is added to Jens's clock.
[07/01/23 19:27:56] ZOTTA, Jens, and pwae [525/2448] have team battled Omega, MrMagoo, and Pinkman [2116/2563] and lost! 1 day, 06:27:11 is added to their clocks.
[07/02/23 05:19:52] anarcat [51/1188] has come upon Jens [496/834] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:12:17 is added to anarcat's clock.
[07/03/23 07:10:02] bananaboat [53/776] has come upon Jens [310/834] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:34:15 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[07/03/23 18:08:12] signofzeta [492/992] has come upon Jens [568/834] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 03:06:02 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[07/04/23 08:58:06] canton7, solarsparq, and Jens [594/2422] have team battled brycec, kenyon, and laama [2863/3177] and lost! 0 days, 08:55:01 is added to their clocks.
[07/04/23 09:30:20] kinus [590/778] has challenged Jens [605/834] in combat and lost! 6 days, 05:14:12 is added to kinus's clock.
[07/04/23 14:31:46] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 05:13:36 towards level 71.
[07/04/23 17:20:14] Jens was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 04:36:39 from level 71.
[07/05/23 10:18:36] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:30:45 towards level 71.
[07/07/23 01:39:23] Jens stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 11:53:22 towards level 71.
[07/07/23 01:48:07] kevkev [75/485] has challenged Jens [285/834] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:18:00 is added to kevkev's clock.
[07/08/23 02:59:18] shikhin, Asara, and Jens [2377/2717] have team battled hugga, medivh, and sc [2362/2447] and won! 9 days, 07:34:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/08/23 06:02:54] vegadark, idleevil, and Jens [102/2503] have team battled tomhek, soltys, and Luca [1815/2594] and lost! 5 days, 12:05:49 is added to their clocks.
[07/08/23 21:20:14] Jens [113/834] has come upon bsleep [1091/1273] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:48:12 is added to Jens's clock.
[07/09/23 02:41:17] Jens discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 03:18:50 towards level 71.
[07/09/23 18:40:28] Jens [367/834] has challenged laama [600/958] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:42:02 is added to Jens's clock.
[07/22/23 22:13:44] Ecko [731/1017] has come upon Jens [625/834] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:05:06 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[07/23/23 03:10:54] Jens burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! Jens's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/23/23 17:03:34] Wam, d4n13L, and mordac [2176/2295] have team battled Jens, GRIZZLYMAN, and Neil [1575/2157] and won! 3 days, 00:34:04 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/23 00:49:49] Jens [300/828] has challenged heisenbug [133/744] in combat and won! 9 days, 14:19:27 is removed from Jens's clock.
[07/24/23 02:50:14] Jens [658/828] has challenged thornrag [517/725] in combat and won! 6 days, 21:28:20 is removed from Jens's clock.
[07/30/23 18:50:34] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:47:52 towards level 71.
[07/30/23 20:27:12] jaxson [99/582] has challenged Jens [34/828] in combat and won! 9 days, 07:33:48 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[07/31/23 07:58:36] TimeWarp, Jens, and bsleep [739/2950] have team battled CompanionCube, canton7, and Gangsterish [572/2151] and won! 0 days, 12:00:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/31/23 14:50:59] Jens [765/828] has come upon Arch [178/623] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 00:34:52 is removed from Jens's clock.
[08/01/23 15:18:34] BongerTheStrong [36/163] has challenged Jens [480/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to BongerTheStrong's clock.
[08/02/23 10:41:33] Jens [674/828] has challenged CornFly [583/946] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:04:40 is removed from Jens's clock.
[08/03/23 12:57:34] Neil, ukleinek, Jens, and Sombra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/04/23 10:29:51] Jens was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:19:29 from level 71.
[08/04/23 16:54:39] Jens [818/828] has challenged Przemek [34/590] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:34:13 is removed from Jens's clock.
[08/04/23 16:54:39] Jens has dealt Przemek a Critical Strike! 3 days, 04:19:56 is added to Przemek's clock.
[08/05/23 04:25:19] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:20:07 towards level 71.
[08/05/23 05:14:59] Lilith [13/66] has challenged Jens [6/828] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:11:42 is removed from Lilith's clock.
[08/05/23 09:48:13] ter0 [0/4] has challenged Jens [500/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:20 is added to ter0's clock.
[08/05/23 17:32:01] Mat [241/621] has come upon Jens [615/828] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:15:00 is added to Mat's clock.
[08/06/23 06:03:24] ufo-piloot [503/589] has challenged Jens [237/828] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:59:24 is removed from ufo-piloot's clock.
[08/06/23 18:20:23] Jens [524/828] has come upon Gorek [622/1075] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:49:05 is added to Jens's clock.
[08/06/23 18:43:13] TimeWarp [585/802] has come upon Jens [205/828] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:34:45 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[08/07/23 08:52:42] Jens [329/828] has come upon scumola [357/670] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:34:18 is added to Jens's clock.
[08/07/23 11:20:25] nathan [104/262] has challenged Jens [693/828] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:25:50 is added to nathan's clock.
[08/07/23 12:43:20] Jens [244/828] has come upon ToHellWithGA [835/1223] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:40:44 is added to Jens's clock.
[08/08/23 14:12:13] Jens was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 16:22:07 from level 71.
[08/09/23 06:31:27] DrinkyBird, realguy, and bobvador [807/2764] have team battled Jens, Destruia, and damyan [1886/2370] and lost! 0 days, 06:16:52 is added to their clocks.
[08/09/23 22:24:07] Jens [551/828] has challenged A_Dragon [111/1180] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:14:35 is removed from Jens's clock.
[08/10/23 14:09:52] Kritzefitz [549/1077] has challenged Jens [7/828] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:56:32 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[10/13/23 14:31:20] Jens broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:31:48 from level 71.
[10/13/23 15:15:24] Jens [140/828] has come upon tmberg [595/1115] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:38:03 is added to Jens's clock.
[10/13/23 23:29:53] CompanionCube [247/559] has come upon Jens [105/828] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:43:43 is removed from CompanionCube's clock.
[10/14/23 08:33:19] Jens learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:52:51 from level 71.
[10/16/23 16:18:03] spex [343/1123] has challenged Jens [394/828] in combat and lost! 8 days, 11:58:16 is added to spex's clock.
[10/17/23 02:33:21] DontEvenPeek, hdm, and Kody [1808/2302] have team battled VonToutCourt, Susumurata, and Jens [1162/2905] and won! 0 days, 09:48:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/23 16:49:42] LFC, BenDover, and Kritzefitz [544/1985] have team battled Ecko, hugga, and Jens [659/2607] and lost! 0 days, 05:47:53 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/23 20:19:45] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:38:21 towards level 71.
[10/18/23 20:54:26] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:04:42 towards level 71.
[10/19/23 08:42:22] dyvonna [350/1008] has come upon Jens [771/828] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:15:21 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[10/20/23 01:42:46] Jens was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:03:39 from level 71.
[10/22/23 03:55:36] Acolarh, "\@_, Jens, and u4ia have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/22/23 06:33:02] Jens found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:35 towards level 71.
[10/22/23 19:18:16] Jens [67/848] has challenged el [78/853] in combat and lost! 6 days, 20:09:37 is added to Jens's clock.
[10/23/23 22:03:38] Jens [86/848] has challenged VonToutCourt [459/1355] in combat and lost! 7 days, 11:16:29 is added to Jens's clock.
[10/23/23 22:49:06] grangerstranger [326/348] has challenged Jens [653/848] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to grangerstranger's clock.
[10/24/23 03:09:37] grangerstranger [74/348] has come upon Jens [461/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:33:05 is added to grangerstranger's clock.
[10/24/23 09:32:49] Wam [62/1104] has come upon Jens [497/848] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:31:17 is added to Wam's clock.
[10/24/23 21:09:04] Notir [381/1043] has challenged Jens [121/848] in combat and won! 5 days, 02:46:38 is removed from Notir's clock.
[10/25/23 13:21:14] gusto, Jens, and vectr0n [718/2214] have team battled sc, gendish, and bookworm [1770/2362] and lost! 7 days, 09:27:48 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/23 15:37:08] tomhek [1183/1196] has challenged Jens [601/848] in combat and won! 12 days, 02:25:20 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[10/25/23 20:14:40] caeli [234/698] has challenged Jens [588/848] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:13:55 is added to caeli's clock.
[10/26/23 00:32:14] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 15:31:20 towards level 72.
[10/26/23 05:02:34] jacquesssss, Malvolio, and Jens [956/1836] have team battled Drkmirror, Affliction, and ukleinek [2106/2142] and lost! 0 days, 09:52:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/23 15:54:16] Jens bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 9 days, 07:11:08 from level 72.
[10/27/23 09:20:30] JackyB, wowbagger, and mordac [34/1795] have team battled nya, Celediel, and Jens [1154/2397] and lost! 0 days, 14:55:44 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/23 16:31:56] signofzeta, DrinkyBird, and Destruia [2290/3079] have team battled Jens, alexlehm, and Daikojun [1819/2289] and won! 3 days, 20:20:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/28/23 08:58:22] BenDover [54/496] has come upon Jens [540/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:57:57 is added to BenDover's clock.
[10/28/23 20:18:33] Jens stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 14:45:34 towards level 72.
[10/29/23 18:28:18] Aksej, gradator, and hdm [617/2479] have team battled Alasdair, Destruia, and Jens [1543/1897] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:40 is added to their clocks.
[10/30/23 11:12:40] Jens bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 01:04:48 towards level 72.
[10/30/23 18:58:17] grangerstranger [203/384] has come upon Jens [212/848] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:08:39 is added to grangerstranger's clock.
[10/30/23 20:33:58] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 23:28:37 is added to their clock.
[10/31/23 21:33:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 4 days, 00:18:10 toward level 72.
[10/31/23 23:18:43] Finley [249/682] has come upon Jens [437/848] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:49:25 is added to Finley's clock.
[11/01/23 03:59:33] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 06:13:52 towards level 72.
[11/01/23 09:31:07] Jens sharpened the edge of their weapon! Jens's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/02/23 00:14:53] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 15:57:17 is added to their clock.
[11/02/23 01:49:44] Jens got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:30:36 from level 72.
[11/03/23 11:32:08] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 28 days, 16:27:06 toward level 72.
[11/04/23 07:53:54] V, Tabmow, and OobSaco [1509/2581] have team battled sc, EddieT137, and Jens [453/3070] and won! 1 day, 00:53:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/04/23 16:01:39] Jens was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:48:21 from level 72.
[11/04/23 16:46:26] Jens stole tswsl's level 56 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 49 set of leggings behind, which tswsl then takes.
[11/05/23 17:44:40] yNos, TimWolla, MELOONi, and Jens have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/05/23 22:02:36] Lord255 [716/755] has challenged Jens [94/884] in combat and won! 12 days, 14:39:44 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[11/05/23 23:44:42] ledregion [322/357] has challenged Jens [168/884] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:58:27 is removed from ledregion's clock.
[11/06/23 21:39:15] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:50:26 from level 72.
[11/07/23 09:28:47] Jens [818/884] has challenged gegenschein [971/1014] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:06:04 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/07/23 20:16:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 7 days, 13:43:46 toward level 72.
[11/09/23 14:25:24] boscage [100/599] has come upon Jens [271/884] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:16:07 is added to boscage's clock.
[11/09/23 18:09:22] Jens invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:15:10 towards level 72.
[11/12/23 06:50:18] Neil, jacquesssss, and Lenny_ [253/2191] have team battled Tabmow, Nuae, and Jens [2034/2706] and lost! 1 day, 02:57:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/23 07:57:32] Jens [429/884] has challenged alephnull [173/803] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:14:17 is removed from Jens's clock.
[11/13/23 20:23:33] pwae, HeavyPodda, and slim [2638/2718] have team battled ZOTTA, Jens, and Gorek [2619/2936] and won! 11 days, 14:32:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/23 02:07:34] Jens [47/884] has challenged Lilith [143/748] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:04:50 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/14/23 04:43:09] Lord255, Jens, and talisein [1583/2305] have team battled cornfeedhobo, VonToutCourt, and spex [2269/3217] and lost! 2 days, 09:48:50 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/23 05:57:50] pastly [404/485] has come upon Jens [548/884] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:15:00 is added to pastly's clock.
[11/15/23 08:16:11] Jens found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:09:36 towards level 72.
[11/15/23 09:32:01] Sombra [425/1171] has come upon Jens [323/884] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:52:36 is removed from Sombra's clock.
[11/15/23 09:33:46] Sombra [25/1171] has come upon Jens [236/884] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:20:55 is added to Sombra's clock.
[11/15/23 14:54:08] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:48:22 is added to their clock.
[11/16/23 00:14:28] Jens learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:34:49 towards level 72.
[11/16/23 13:21:46] jacob1 [519/891] has challenged Jens [844/884] in combat and lost! 1 day, 23:59:52 is added to jacob1's clock.
[11/16/23 19:14:36] anarcat [351/1294] has come upon Jens [749/884] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 21:46:58 is added to anarcat's clock.
[11/24/23 11:40:04] Jens stole Asara's level 72 amulet while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 56 amulet behind, which Asara then takes.
[11/25/23 01:13:02] Jens [28/899] has challenged damyan [49/774] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:41:01 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/26/23 05:10:24] jjasghar, olsner, and sco1 [1062/2354] have team battled Sario, hdm, and Jens [134/2898] and won! 0 days, 06:28:56 is removed from their clocks.
[11/26/23 14:40:19] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:22:38 towards level 72.
[11/26/23 17:44:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 3 days, 12:27:49 toward level 72.
[11/28/23 05:37:49] KingPimpCommand [159/421] has come upon Jens [88/899] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:03:36 is removed from KingPimpCommand's clock.
[11/29/23 02:09:38] Forud, kinus, and thornrag [374/2337] have team battled Jens, tomhek, and DrinkyBird [989/3327] and lost! 1 day, 00:07:00 is added to their clocks.
[11/30/23 14:49:13] _sh [727/1095] has challenged Jens [743/899] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:01:16 is added to _sh's clock.
[11/30/23 16:49:45] Jens [28/899] has challenged pastly [81/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:51:29 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/01/23 04:51:31] Matthew, Nuae, and Lnk [365/2553] have team battled el, Gorek, and Jens [1162/2731] and lost! 2 days, 16:30:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/23 19:07:57] Jens discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:38:01 towards level 72.
[12/02/23 03:20:11] Jens [281/899] has come upon nathan [451/598] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:35:54 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/02/23 03:20:39] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:43:58 is added to their clock.
[12/02/23 11:26:40] misha [87/906] has come upon Jens [390/899] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:01:00 is added to misha's clock.
[12/02/23 20:02:46] Jens [259/899] has challenged Stevland [760/1045] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:50:44 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/03/23 05:20:54] Jens [133/899] has challenged wowbagger [147/773] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:18:33 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/03/23 16:03:31] Sombra [118/1171] has come upon Jens [727/899] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 00:12:51 is added to Sombra's clock.
[12/04/23 13:13:04] Jens [417/899] has challenged elf [516/1021] in combat and lost! 8 days, 00:41:48 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/04/23 15:22:53] dyvonna, Jens, and tass [2118/2530] have team battled KingPimpCommand, csc2ya, and Gangsterish [1896/2298] and won! 0 days, 17:32:47 is removed from their clocks.
[12/04/23 17:32:25] roosterphant [104/369] has challenged Jens [16/899] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:08:25 is removed from roosterphant's clock.
[12/04/23 22:54:53] adamus1red, Jens, and Rayke [676/2300] have team battled Zaratustra, MetaNova, and kptr [1465/2083] and lost! 1 day, 15:07:45 is added to their clocks.
[12/05/23 14:27:30] Jens stole nya's level 289 pair of boots while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 74 pair of boots behind, which nya then takes.
[12/05/23 17:20:14] Jens [678/1092] has challenged gusto [303/701] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:42:53 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/07/23 20:29:32] Jens got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 20:19:40 towards level 73.
[12/08/23 08:36:25] Jens [540/1092] has challenged REDXIII [26/315] in combat and won! 4 days, 23:18:32 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/09/23 17:44:57] Varjatticus [613/625] has challenged Jens [599/1092] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:22:18 is removed from Varjatticus's clock.
[12/10/23 22:24:58] heisenbug, Celediel, and GRIZZLYMAN [60/2052] have team battled ChowderKeg, Jens, and signofzeta [1249/2731] and lost! 0 days, 06:19:11 is added to their clocks.
[12/11/23 05:34:27] Jens sharpened the edge of their weapon! Jens's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[12/11/23 16:47:58] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 16:43:08 towards level 73.
[12/12/23 01:40:15] Jens [882/1125] has come upon kzootech [196/645] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 06:52:12 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/14/23 02:20:44] eising [785/832] has challenged Jens [999/1125] in combat and lost! 7 days, 05:14:12 is added to eising's clock.
[12/14/23 02:26:55] BlueJay [162/443] has come upon Jens [51/1125] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:34:33 is removed from BlueJay's clock.
[12/14/23 02:26:55] BlueJay has dealt Jens a Critical Strike! 9 days, 05:19:20 is added to Jens's clock.
[12/14/23 10:44:28] sc, GilbertErik, and dyvonna [818/2843] have team battled cfjk, "\@_, and Jens [925/3190] and lost! 2 days, 15:54:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/23 03:02:48] ChowderKeg [469/583] has come upon Jens [543/1125] and been defeated in combat! 14 days, 03:21:18 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[12/16/23 02:20:21] Jens [663/1125] has come upon CodeGeek [319/1207] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 03:07:17 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/16/23 18:10:54] Jens had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 11:42:46 towards level 73.
[12/16/23 20:28:04] Zaratustra [180/823] has challenged Jens [861/1125] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:44:47 is added to Zaratustra's clock.
[12/17/23 10:12:58] Jens stole washclof's level 68 charm while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 55 charm behind, which washclof then takes.
[12/18/23 13:37:26] MetaNova, Jens, and ion [2263/2772] have team battled Wolf, idleneutral, and CornFly [1420/2498] and won! 4 days, 22:59:53 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/23 19:39:42] Jens [934/1136] has challenged Fehu [586/623] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:48:38 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/20/23 11:05:43] Malvolio [267/565] has come upon Jens [823/1141] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:04:33 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[12/21/23 12:18:19] Lilith, Fehu, and Techman [705/2461] have team battled Jens, el, and d4n13L [2180/2625] and lost! 0 days, 02:41:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/23 14:08:49] Jens found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:05:31 towards level 73.
[12/22/23 21:16:21] Jens invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:49:41 towards level 73.
[12/23/23 18:21:33] Jens was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:01:01 from level 73.
[12/24/23 13:20:31] HeavyPodda [167/949] has challenged Jens [879/1141] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:46:05 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[12/25/23 15:12:56] Jens [999/1141] has come upon idleneutral [473/650] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:10:34 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/26/23 14:38:51] Platonides [82/697] has challenged Jens [560/1141] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:20:31 is added to Platonides's clock.
[12/26/23 20:33:52] Jens [644/1141] has come upon MetaNova [379/695] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:01:54 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/26/23 21:47:51] Kurenai, pwae, and hax404 [51/2469] have team battled jaxson, Jens, and GRIZZLYMAN [1238/2443] and lost! 3 days, 09:34:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/23 16:36:50] ColonelPanic001 [55/621] has challenged Jens [470/1141] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:28:05 is added to ColonelPanic001's clock.
[12/29/23 09:18:21] Jens got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:17:10 from level 73.
[12/29/23 15:08:03] Jens stole talisein's level 79 set of leggings while they were sleeping! Jens leaves their old level 61 set of leggings behind, which talisein then takes.
[12/30/23 03:37:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 0 days, 06:13:11 toward level 73.
[12/30/23 14:52:50] GRIZZLYMAN, talisein, and TimWolla [1758/2406] have team battled Jens, signofzeta, and ukleinek [1622/3218] and won! 0 days, 07:28:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/23 21:32:23] Jens, CompanionCube, and caeli [1784/2640] have team battled EddieT137, Sario, and Fehu [9/2694] and won! 0 days, 20:03:03 is removed from their clocks.
[12/30/23 23:02:14] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:43:20 towards level 73.
[12/31/23 05:16:09] Jens [551/1157] has challenged ukleinek [123/1012] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:52:22 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/31/23 16:19:05] Jens [237/1157] has challenged kptr [211/595] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:45:58 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/01/24 02:14:12] Sario, Jens, and ZOTTA [1533/3418] have team battled Wolf, Pinkman, and idleevil [2135/2741] and lost! 0 days, 05:01:45 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/24 10:02:21] Jens grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:27:39 towards level 73.
[01/02/24 11:04:46] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:17:16 is added to their clock.
[01/03/24 10:14:24] pyre, Platonides, and roosterphant [93/1848] have team battled Garg, Jens, and rawgreaze [2794/2870] and lost! 1 day, 02:57:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/24 12:37:06] Jens [145/1157] has challenged Sario [23/991] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:49:28 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/03/24 20:04:19] kptr [240/597] has come upon Jens [934/1157] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:16:04 is added to kptr's clock.
[01/04/24 12:25:42] Jens ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:31 from level 73.
[01/04/24 16:38:32] Cirdan [302/1127] has come upon Jens [356/1157] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:49:13 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[01/04/24 22:24:48] Jens [214/1157] has challenged Kachin [65/1052] in combat and won! 12 days, 04:40:10 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/05/24 08:14:42] Jens was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 16:09:55 from level 74.
[01/06/24 02:06:59] Jens [694/1157] has come upon Cockroach [295/462] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 05:10:39 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/06/24 06:14:15] Jens was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:18:53 towards level 74.
[01/06/24 06:32:49] Daikojun, hugga, and elegy [1638/1997] have team battled scumola, Jens, and Celediel [18/2389] and won! 2 days, 13:08:38 is removed from their clocks.
[01/06/24 06:58:37] Jens found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 10:58:50 towards level 74.
[01/06/24 13:55:26] Mat [388/915] has challenged Jens [329/1157] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:43:17 is removed from Mat's clock.
[01/09/24 06:50:55] Jens was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 08:11:09 from level 74.
[01/11/24 01:49:33] Jens found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:58:17 towards level 74.
[01/11/24 04:33:07] Jens broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:39:04 from level 74.
[01/11/24 22:51:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Jens 21 days, 11:14:54 toward level 74.
[01/13/24 10:06:54] Jens [1056/1157] has come upon dyvonna [392/948] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:23:53 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/15/24 13:58:13] Drin [1004/1130] has come upon Jens [12/1157] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:09:10 is removed from Drin's clock.
[01/15/24 17:55:21] Bolded [826/976] has come upon Jens [261/1157] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:17:37 is removed from Bolded's clock.
[01/15/24 18:42:29] Tabmow [407/919] has come upon Jens [331/1157] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 04:32:24 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[01/15/24 19:16:31] simple [886/1076] has come upon Jens [991/1157] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:23:41 is added to simple's clock.
[01/16/24 19:31:09] pfoley, "\@_, and yano [1962/3175] have team battled Butch, Misza, and Jens [2252/2394] and lost! 1 day, 15:01:33 is added to their clocks.
[01/17/24 16:56:58] Jens [707/1157] has come upon eising [616/823] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:00:53 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/18/24 02:11:20] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:07:02 towards level 74.
[01/18/24 22:02:54] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:40:14 towards level 74.
[01/21/24 13:59:46] chadgpt [193/208] has challenged Jens [622/1157] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to chadgpt's clock.
[01/21/24 16:49:05] Kody, io, and Deathgrim [565/1896] have team battled Cockatrice, Jens, and tomhek [915/3263] and lost! 0 days, 00:15:50 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/24 00:43:49] Fenrik, Daikojun, and elf [50/2923] have team battled Sario, KindOne, and Jens [2265/2620] and lost! 2 days, 15:33:47 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/24 18:35:08] pfoley [504/1073] has challenged Jens [1156/1157] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:23:31 is added to pfoley's clock.
[01/23/24 00:43:25] Deathgrim [172/260] has challenged Jens [268/1157] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to Deathgrim's clock.
[01/23/24 15:12:47] anarcat [1269/1325] has come upon Jens [135/1157] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 23:56:15 is removed from anarcat's clock.
[01/23/24 22:13:13] Jens [1094/1157] has challenged _sh [828/1048] in combat and won! 14 days, 08:09:38 is removed from Jens's clock.
[01/25/24 09:50:30] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 23:23:00 is added to their clock.
[01/26/24 05:05:47] Jens [8/1157] has come upon kinus [494/717] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 13:23:54 is added to Jens's clock.
[01/26/24 11:29:12] Notir, Aksej, and ahmubashshir [2687/2699] have team battled gildarts, Jens, and aqsd [2331/2766] and won! 0 days, 06:10:49 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/24 19:13:44] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:55:07 towards level 75.
[01/27/24 11:41:48] HollowWasp [223/330] has challenged Jens [121/1157] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:17:17 is removed from HollowWasp's clock.
[01/28/24 09:05:33] pyre, yNos, and buzel [1311/2888] have team battled Jens, Cockroach, and solarsparq [1915/2633] and lost! 1 day, 16:09:27 is added to their clocks.
[01/29/24 14:16:14] Jens [681/1157] has challenged rawgreaze [1016/1136] in combat and lost! 4 days, 22:30:07 is added to Jens's clock.
[01/29/24 18:33:20] Cockatrice [578/883] has come upon Jens [1139/1157] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:00:33 is added to Cockatrice's clock.
[01/29/24 19:20:12] Puff [507/669] has come upon Jens [247/1157] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:10:09 is removed from Puff's clock.
[01/30/24 14:01:23] BastelBot [662/896] has come upon Jens [889/1157] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 23:36:46 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[01/30/24 15:23:04] Jens [167/1157] has challenged ter0 [199/532] in combat and lost! 4 days, 06:16:21 is added to Jens's clock.
[01/30/24 20:46:02] Jens was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:16:57 towards level 75.
[02/11/24 02:59:05] Chuck, pfoley, and cfjk [1859/2602] have team battled OobSaco, Kayn, and Jens [437/2241] and won! 1 day, 10:32:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/24 12:26:19] scumola, Omega, and Xenthys [1135/2682] have team battled Carl, sco1, and Jens [91/2603] and won! 4 days, 00:09:33 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/24 14:22:54] Jens ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 14:49:19 from level 75.
[02/13/24 09:46:47] Jens [718/1157] has challenged Deathgrim [163/379] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:59:11 is removed from Jens's clock.
[02/14/24 06:50:02] Jens [396/1157] has come upon idleevil [768/925] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 18:52:56 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/15/24 10:11:59] Jens [101/1157] has come upon ahmubashshir [585/628] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:16:14 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/15/24 11:15:05] caeli, blabber, and t3chn0 [2843/3087] have team battled Jens, idlegood, and scumola [963/2318] and won! 0 days, 10:58:35 is removed from their clocks.
[02/16/24 02:21:49] Jens found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:53:12 towards level 75.
[02/16/24 15:27:36] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:23:04 is added to their clock.
[02/17/24 09:12:01] Jens was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 03:58:22 towards level 75.
[02/17/24 13:11:32] Jens [820/1157] has challenged nya [727/793] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:13:43 is removed from Jens's clock.
[02/18/24 02:15:32] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 10:04:26 is added to their clock.
[02/20/24 13:24:08] Jens, simple, and Koffa [214/3271] have team battled pfoley, ColonelPanic001, and style [2123/2531] and lost! 6 days, 21:23:57 is added to their clocks.
[02/20/24 14:11:45] gusto [349/862] has come upon Jens [255/1157] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 17:01:23 is removed from gusto's clock.
[02/20/24 16:25:45] Jens grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:43:27 towards level 75.
[02/22/24 18:30:17] dyvonna, jacquesssss, and gildarts [420/2146] have team battled IFireflyl, Jens, and DojShadow [315/2167] and won! 0 days, 04:18:11 is removed from their clocks.
[02/23/24 00:41:24] hdm [122/1013] has challenged Jens [1125/1157] in combat and lost! 1 day, 18:10:26 is added to hdm's clock.
[02/23/24 19:24:49] Kritzefitz [461/1175] has come upon Jens [586/1157] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 21:40:33 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[02/23/24 20:25:50] sc [68/1182] has come upon Jens [1074/1157] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:02:49 is added to sc's clock.
[02/25/24 06:17:11] Jens [717/1157] has come upon ZOTTA [381/1275] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 00:32:58 is removed from Jens's clock.
[02/25/24 20:00:30] Jens was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:10:33 towards level 75.
[02/27/24 02:15:33] bfft, Jens, and yano [1964/3240] have team battled washclof, Notir, and dbx12 [1782/3189] and won! 1 day, 22:44:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/24 10:05:37] Lnk [239/834] has come upon Jens [573/1157] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:14:20 is added to Lnk's clock.
[02/27/24 11:05:09] Jens [667/1157] has come upon Ancalagon [522/645] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:10:44 is removed from Jens's clock.
[02/28/24 03:20:47] Jens [829/1157] has challenged kinus [674/711] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:32:47 is removed from Jens's clock.
[02/28/24 04:36:10] Jens [482/1157] has come upon Lord255 [676/1065] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:28:26 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/28/24 18:34:52] Jens [345/1157] has come upon idleevil [809/1129] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:34:40 is added to Jens's clock.
[02/29/24 17:34:24] Kurenai [438/1046] has come upon Jens [787/1157] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:17:42 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[03/01/24 06:53:09] Jens invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:39:09 towards level 75.
[03/03/24 19:18:59] Xenthys, signofzeta, and brycec [765/3295] have team battled Jens, RussellB, and particleflux [1999/2696] and lost! 2 days, 09:14:18 is added to their clocks.
[03/04/24 00:05:12] Xenthys [651/903] has challenged Jens [508/1157] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:57:31 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[03/04/24 00:05:12] In the fierce battle, Jens dropped their level 400 weapon! Xenthys picks it up, tossing their old level 155 weapon to Jens.
[03/05/24 11:30:52] Jens gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:15:42 towards level 75.
[03/05/24 17:08:56] Kritzefitz, MetaNova, and boscage [530/2752] have team battled Jens, pastly, and Gangsterish [1364/2615] and lost! 1 day, 01:02:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/24 07:56:16] elf [154/827] has come upon Jens [646/942] and been defeated in combat! 7 days, 08:40:42 is added to elf's clock.
[03/06/24 17:02:32] TimeWarp [193/810] has challenged Jens [625/942] in combat and lost! 6 days, 13:54:57 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[03/07/24 19:24:25] csc [142/431] has challenged Jens [477/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to csc's clock.
[03/08/24 07:35:13] Jens lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:31:18 from level 75.
[03/09/24 05:31:09] Fenrik, Asara, and pwae [2286/2952] have team battled Jens, kinus, and Aksej [235/2786] and won! 2 days, 15:06:04 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/24 07:57:46] hax404, Jens, and Cockatrice [1402/2486] have team battled Aksej, Koffa, and soltys [2041/3174] and lost! 0 days, 22:31:00 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/24 19:50:29] mandigal [165/230] has challenged Jens [444/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to mandigal's clock.
[03/10/24 20:06:42] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:58:44 is added to their clock.
[03/11/24 10:41:48] Xenthys, gendish, and nathan [1602/2502] have team battled bg, Jens, and Misza [1348/3132] and won! 0 days, 10:24:30 is removed from their clocks.
[03/11/24 22:55:06] nawcom [297/966] has challenged Jens [818/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:45:36 is added to nawcom's clock.
[03/12/24 01:27:44] DojShadow [42/385] has challenged Jens [264/953] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to DojShadow's clock.
[03/12/24 17:16:52] Jens ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:34:33 from level 75.
[03/13/24 08:48:21] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:29:50 towards level 75.
[03/13/24 13:12:33] Jens bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:28 towards level 75.
[03/13/24 22:48:02] Jens caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:49:05 towards level 75.
[03/14/24 19:42:39] Jens [660/979] has challenged Asara [617/874] in combat and won! 13 days, 21:33:25 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/15/24 08:14:50] caeli [792/861] has come upon Jens [728/979] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:01:30 is removed from caeli's clock.
[03/17/24 12:54:07] sc [518/1182] has challenged Jens [898/979] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:44:03 is added to sc's clock.
[03/18/24 13:40:57] philipp__ [447/486] has come upon Jens [506/979] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:36:13 is added to philipp__'s clock.
[03/19/24 18:57:15] Jens was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:29:22 towards level 76.
[03/19/24 23:31:44] Jens [601/979] has come upon JigmeDatse [96/855] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:14:25 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/20/24 16:29:49] Techman, Reilly, and allo [2484/2516] have team battled vegadark, tomhek, and Jens [859/3161] and won! 4 days, 03:41:01 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/24 21:33:36] Jens EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 22:44:07 from level 76.
[03/21/24 05:29:00] KindOne [488/490] has challenged Jens [260/979] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:54:21 is removed from KindOne's clock.
[03/21/24 09:54:05] Jens discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 07:47:55 towards level 76.
[03/21/24 13:19:19] Jens [828/979] has challenged washclof [642/1222] in combat and won! 7 days, 16:00:33 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/23/24 03:08:46] Puff [3/680] has come upon Jens [87/979] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:16:47 is added to Puff's clock.
[03/23/24 18:33:26] Jens found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:53:57 towards level 76.
[03/25/24 11:40:41] Jens [624/979] has challenged CompanionCube [423/691] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:58:55 is removed from Jens's clock.
[03/27/24 20:04:19] gradator [746/789] has challenged Jens [106/979] in combat and won! 13 days, 17:06:21 is removed from gradator's clock.
[03/28/24 00:02:39] Jens bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 11:04:59 towards level 76.
[03/29/24 21:15:29] Jens [603/979] has challenged Lnk [735/825] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:01:24 is added to Jens's clock.
[04/01/24 17:33:42] style [603/723] has challenged Jens [657/979] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:37:22 is added to style's clock.
[04/03/24 15:09:05] Jens got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:18 towards level 76.
[04/04/24 00:55:34] Jens learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:17:32 towards level 76.
[04/04/24 16:52:52] sco1 [172/549] has challenged Jens [305/979] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:41:05 is added to sco1's clock.
[04/05/24 16:55:44] Jens got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:38 towards level 76.
[04/06/24 04:45:06] Jens grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:18:28 towards level 76.
[04/07/24 03:58:32] Yarosh, pastly, and cornfeedhobo [265/1852] have team battled Thorael, bsleep, and Jens [1140/2300] and lost! 0 days, 06:18:26 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/24 04:05:46] BlueJay, spex, and tswsl [964/2785] have team battled cadfael, Jens, and anarcat [1958/3052] and lost! 0 days, 23:09:59 is added to their clocks.
[04/09/24 00:09:07] Luca [499/561] has come upon Jens [91/979] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 12:08:54 is removed from Luca's clock.
[04/09/24 00:16:33] Jens [228/979] has challenged Zaratustra [256/607] in combat and lost! 6 days, 17:14:12 is added to Jens's clock.
[04/10/24 10:57:03] Jens tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 12:30:13 towards level 77.
[04/10/24 14:02:06] Jens is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 23:22:48 is added to their clock.
[04/11/24 01:35:44] Jens [963/979] has challenged RussellB [862/998] in combat and won! 13 days, 11:01:55 is removed from Jens's clock.
[04/11/24 04:06:51] Aksej, Jens, and Soulwhisper [1607/2652] have team battled jayvee, Acolarh, and medivh [1305/2292] and won! 0 days, 19:14:23 is removed from their clocks.
[04/11/24 07:37:13] solarsparq [749/822] has challenged Jens [124/979] in combat and won! 7 days, 00:38:44 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[04/11/24 13:39:07] Jens [281/979] has challenged bfft [109/1151] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:43:59 is removed from Jens's clock.
[04/11/24 21:06:33] Jens [482/979] has come upon Affliction [566/578] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 19:40:50 is added to Jens's clock.
[04/12/24 07:13:12] pyre, Jens, and elf [2791/2824] have team battled Nysdar, Tangles, and io [2490/3218] and won! 0 days, 00:25:15 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/24 02:45:05] signofzeta, Jens, and el [1544/3043] have team battled _sh, ChowderKeg, and heisenbug [1124/2406] and won! 9 days, 11:27:07 is removed from their clocks.
[04/13/24 14:47:41] Jens, blobdog, and Tenorman [1626/2484] have team battled DrinkyBird, apb, and cadfael [160/3102] and won! 6 days, 13:02:37 is removed from their clocks.
[04/14/24 13:58:00] Jens [134/979] has challenged Neil [636/843] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:34:45 is added to Jens's clock.
[04/15/24 02:01:09] Jens bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 12:42:30 towards level 77.
[04/15/24 15:41:50] medivh [12/681] has come upon Jens [441/979] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 20:48:35 is added to medivh's clock.
[04/15/24 16:02:20] alephnull [612/806] has come upon Jens [822/979] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 20:56:37 is added to alephnull's clock.
[04/19/24 07:39:33] canton7, Jens, and drahthaar [1545/2739] have team battled popey, StalkR, and KindOne [1627/2558] and lost! 5 days, 04:14:20 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/24 17:58:39] Jens broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 01:48:11 from level 77.
[04/19/24 23:43:30] Jens [188/979] has come upon Affliction [338/585] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 03:46:44 is added to Jens's clock.
[04/20/24 22:40:29] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Jens with fire, slowing the heathen 18 days, 20:35:58 from level 77.
[04/22/24 03:35:47] Fyrgor, Jens, and HollowWasp [126/2199] have team battled Thorael, Daikojun, and Bluedog [1207/2306] and lost! 0 days, 05:47:10 is added to their clocks.
[04/23/24 05:42:19] Jens was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:21:48 from level 77.