Player Info

User: bfft
Class: Chunky Mage
Admin?: No
Level: 68
Next level: 70 days, 12:37:58
Status: Online
Host: bfft!~bfft@dumb.irc.kids
Account Created: Sun Feb 5 17:21:46 2023
Last login: Mon Apr 8 19:27:42 2024
Total time idled: 444 days, 12:42:47
Current position: [88,55]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 140 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 282 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 42
gloves: 57
helm: 70 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 51
ring: 72 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 59
tunic: 122 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 380 [Jeff's Cluehammer of Doom]

sum: 1275

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: None
nick: 8 days, 12:32:02
part: None
quest: 1 day, 13:47:53
quit: 7 days, 06:02:39

total: 17 days, 08:22:34

Character Modifiers

[02/05/23 23:56:53] bfft [6/8] has challenged KindOne [418/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:24 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/06/23 00:13:54] bfft [6/15] has challenged achin [460/755] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:26 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/06/23 02:57:56] bfft [35/69] has challenged Destruia [364/765] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:58 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/06/23 05:36:32] bfft [70/89] has challenged Techman [564/981] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:53 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/06/23 19:41:11] bfft ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:08:34 from level 21.
[02/07/23 06:20:10] bfft [18/189] has challenged nawcom [182/687] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/07/23 11:46:10] RussellB [482/956] has challenged bfft [3/189] in combat and won! 4 days, 02:02:41 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[02/07/23 11:46:10] RussellB has dealt bfft a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:01:01 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/07/23 11:52:17] bfft [170/202] has challenged kptr [517/520] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:35:14 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/07/23 17:47:27] sky [53/896] has challenged bfft [99/202] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:48:50 is added to sky's clock.
[02/07/23 18:19:52] bfft [103/204] has challenged _sh [664/784] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:52 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/07/23 21:34:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 0 days, 01:29:09 toward level 26.
[02/08/23 00:20:20] bfft [163/209] has challenged anarcat [976/1175] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/08/23 09:01:54] bfft [97/209] has challenged pyre [460/840] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:00 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/08/23 18:03:04] bfft stole elf's level 61 helm while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 24 helm behind, which elf then takes.
[02/08/23 19:06:56] bfft [81/243] has challenged megubyte [183/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:57:25 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/08/23 21:32:13] bfft lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:38:30 from level 29.
[02/09/23 03:54:52] bfft, hugga, and tmberg [818/1610] have team battled Omega, Clarth, and Ungoliant [1014/2205] and lost! 0 days, 00:41:12 is added to their clocks.
[02/09/23 08:02:03] bfft [70/246] has challenged ToHellWithGA [894/1051] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/09/23 14:35:55] bfft [205/246] has come upon V [314/862] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:42:01 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/09/23 19:12:16] bfft [31/246] has come upon solarsparq [32/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:14:52 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/09/23 22:33:03] bfft [260/279] has challenged JigmeDatse [297/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:17:15 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/10/23 14:08:48] bfft [196/282] has challenged crank [406/628] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/11/23 08:24:14] bfft [242/282] has challenged tsr [84/730] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:16:22 is removed from bfft's clock.
[02/12/23 01:55:55] bfft [201/283] has challenged sky [880/896] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/12/23 03:35:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 0 days, 13:58:10 toward level 34.
[02/12/23 05:28:12] Togra [69/702] has come upon bfft [133/283] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:59:43 is added to Togra's clock.
[02/12/23 12:31:48] bfft [224/283] has challenged sc [784/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/13/23 17:17:03] bfft got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:29:53 from level 35.
[02/13/23 19:18:03] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:13 towards level 35.
[02/13/23 21:41:46] bfft [62/283] has challenged caeli [568/982] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:18 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/14/23 11:49:07] happymeal [91/297] has come upon bfft [185/283] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:30:58 is added to happymeal's clock.
[02/14/23 19:50:10] bfft [213/283] has come upon Nysdar [768/823] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:52:34 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/15/23 04:23:18] washclof [747/1080] has challenged bfft [22/283] in combat and won! 1 day, 11:16:28 is removed from washclof's clock.
[02/15/23 04:47:47] bfft [199/283] has come upon drahthaar [969/1240] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:17:12 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/15/23 07:57:03] bfft [264/305] has challenged CrashOverride [387/740] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:29:09 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/16/23 07:46:59] bfft was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:27:05 from level 37.
[02/16/23 23:44:58] bfft [282/321] has challenged SirNeo [260/554] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:40 is removed from bfft's clock.
[02/17/23 01:50:31] bfft found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:56:30 towards level 38.
[02/17/23 06:57:51] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:11 towards level 38.
[02/17/23 16:30:22] d4n13L [273/563] has come upon bfft [92/321] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:36:05 is removed from d4n13L's clock.
[02/18/23 05:36:56] bfft [100/321] has challenged crank [30/628] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:26:36 is removed from bfft's clock.
[02/19/23 14:40:31] hugga [420/914] has come upon bfft [101/321] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:29:03 is removed from hugga's clock.
[02/19/23 15:45:53] bfft found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:12:57 towards level 39.
[02/19/23 19:51:55] bfft [310/385] has challenged ChowderKeg [471/875] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:26:29 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/20/23 14:33:09] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:49:24 is added to their clock.
[02/21/23 04:08:00] zcy [645/656] has come upon bfft [358/385] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:44:15 is removed from zcy's clock.
[02/22/23 00:21:52] bfft learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:49:04 towards level 40.
[02/22/23 05:36:45] Drin, dyvonna, and elf [480/2452] have team battled Puff, bfft, and Lnk [93/1909] and won! 2 days, 05:05:14 is removed from their clocks.
[02/22/23 07:43:35] bfft [96/419] has challenged shikhin [84/973] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:21:41 is removed from bfft's clock.
[02/23/23 10:20:01] bfft discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:32 towards level 41.
[02/24/23 09:58:36] bfft [54/437] has challenged bobvador [486/1022] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/25/23 03:54:41] bfft [40/437] has come upon happymeal [254/318] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:22:56 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/25/23 07:11:36] tscherer [66/374] has challenged bfft [18/437] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:25:55 is removed from tscherer's clock.
[02/26/23 08:16:25] shikhin [545/982] has challenged bfft [101/437] in combat and won! 2 days, 23:40:27 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[02/26/23 09:04:01] bfft [208/437] has come upon Cockatrice [382/900] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:01:36 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/26/23 15:39:35] bfft got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:23:55 towards level 42.
[02/27/23 15:22:24] Tabmow [805/844] has challenged bfft [43/437] in combat and won! 3 days, 12:41:29 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[02/27/23 18:46:55] t3chn0, cfjk, and slim [1065/2031] have team battled kptr, StalkR, and bfft [1300/1866] and lost! 1 day, 04:44:23 is added to their clocks.
[02/27/23 23:31:42] bfft [64/437] has challenged KingPimpCommand [113/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to bfft's clock.
[03/02/23 01:40:31] Fehu [383/589] has come upon bfft [97/437] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:18:00 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[03/03/23 07:11:34] bfft was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:47:25 towards level 43.
[03/03/23 19:44:19] bfft [159/437] has challenged zbe [136/1112] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:43:10 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/04/23 10:03:31] scumola, bfft, and TimWolla [841/2284] have team battled gradator, talisein, and Kurenai [763/2074] and won! 0 days, 13:54:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/23 23:25:38] "\@_, bfft, and Koffa [508/2242] have team battled Thorael, Nysdar, and rawgreaze [1123/2562] and lost! 0 days, 08:27:08 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/23 02:50:50] bfft [133/437] has come upon aqsd [31/767] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 08:30:46 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/05/23 12:13:17] bfft stole misha's level 52 shield while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 32 shield behind, which misha then takes.
[03/05/23 22:44:30] bfft [319/455] has come upon talisein [38/619] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:23:58 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/06/23 15:47:10] bfft [514/564] has challenged Bolded [331/963] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:17:09 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/08/23 01:38:52] TheSilentLink, bfft, and t3chn0 [1030/2359] have team battled caeli, CodeB, and Sario [112/1904] and won! 0 days, 12:25:41 is removed from their clocks.
[03/08/23 09:35:12] bfft grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:38 towards level 45.
[03/09/23 23:11:00] bfft [394/574] has challenged AlexS [188/536] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:12:42 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/10/23 09:19:07] Crazycatlady [171/712] has come upon bfft [508/574] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:18:08 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[03/11/23 01:38:17] bfft [54/574] has come upon MetaNova [300/763] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:29:27 is added to bfft's clock.
[03/11/23 23:35:58] arkie [295/340] has challenged bfft [141/574] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from arkie's clock.
[03/12/23 04:00:56] bfft met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:41:59 from level 46.
[03/13/23 04:54:52] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:28:11 is added to their clock.
[03/14/23 04:22:02] Malvolio, bfft, and Nysdar [289/1861] have team battled kevkev, Fehu, and dyvonna [656/1964] and lost! 0 days, 02:37:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/15/23 07:00:31] bfft [424/574] has challenged Berserker [241/474] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/15/23 07:00:31] bfft has dealt Berserker a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:08:31 is added to Berserker's clock.
[03/15/23 23:13:11] bfft bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:03:18 towards level 47.
[03/17/23 06:25:17] crank, ukleinek, and bfft [33/1771] have team battled arkie, Angelina, and MELOONi [974/2016] and lost! 0 days, 16:33:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/23 07:02:03] bfft [354/574] has challenged Cockatrice [782/900] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:53:06 is added to bfft's clock.
[03/18/23 18:42:10] bfft was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:35:49 towards level 47.
[03/19/23 14:00:02] ahmubashshir [606/727] has challenged bfft [398/574] in combat and won! 5 days, 23:02:25 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[03/20/23 05:51:49] bfft, yano, and idleneutral [1976/2289] have team battled CrashOverride, ZOTTA, and crysis [1581/2349] and won! 0 days, 06:38:12 is removed from their clocks.
[03/21/23 08:24:35] bfft [583/597] has challenged TimeWarp [768/835] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:16:16 is added to bfft's clock.
[03/21/23 19:57:26] bfft invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:52:01 towards level 48.
[03/22/23 02:05:40] bfft fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:07:44 from level 48.
[03/22/23 03:48:35] bfft got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:17:12 towards level 48.
[03/22/23 04:51:07] bfft [153/597] has come upon jaxson [207/593] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:35:51 is added to bfft's clock.
[03/23/23 09:09:06] bg, Abe, bfft, and canton7 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/23 10:33:04] bfft [43/597] has challenged Khorne [836/1119] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:05:48 is added to bfft's clock.
[03/24/23 02:55:35] linear [98/538] has challenged bfft [28/597] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from linear's clock.
[03/24/23 02:55:35] In the fierce battle, bfft dropped their level 51 pair of boots! linear picks it up, tossing their old level 30 pair of boots to bfft.
[03/24/23 08:43:08] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bfft with fire, slowing the heathen 1 day, 08:58:01 from level 48.
[03/25/23 02:46:42] bfft bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:46:36 towards level 48.
[03/25/23 03:05:52] washclof, jaxson, and Bolded [2257/2637] have team battled CodeB, vectr0n, and bfft [93/1693] and won! 5 days, 18:32:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/23 01:54:25] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:47:24 towards level 48.
[03/26/23 09:45:00] bfft [30/578] has come upon alexlehm [68/603] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:21:31 is added to bfft's clock.
[03/27/23 11:21:16] bfft stole jayvee's level 344 weapon while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 166 weapon behind, which jayvee then takes.
[03/27/23 19:51:40] bfft [201/738] has come upon caeli [130/760] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:51:10 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/28/23 05:41:05] bfft was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:30:56 towards level 48.
[03/28/23 22:44:51] postikana, bfft, and t3chn0 [1338/2164] have team battled canton7, n0ssh, and muirrum [1390/2079] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:24 is added to their clocks.
[03/29/23 01:23:15] bfft [134/738] has challenged Crazycatlady [168/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 20:41:36 is added to bfft's clock.
[03/29/23 06:36:38] bfft fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:07:12 from level 49.
[03/29/23 19:59:23] bfft bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:00:26 towards level 49.
[03/30/23 15:02:57] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:54:02 is added to their clock.
[04/01/23 13:01:42] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:27:36 is added to their clock.
[04/02/23 12:45:19] Notir, idleevil, and Khorne [2839/3105] have team battled Gorek, bfft, and TheSilentLink [779/2658] and won! 0 days, 22:33:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/03/23 04:27:43] Dan [438/535] has challenged bfft [572/742] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:15:38 is added to Dan's clock.
[04/03/23 10:43:38] bfft misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:10:34 from level 49.
[04/04/23 08:22:28] bfft was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:01:44 towards level 49.
[04/05/23 09:16:31] soltys [774/993] has come upon bfft [318/742] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:40:34 is removed from soltys's clock.
[04/05/23 09:16:31] soltys has dealt bfft a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:16:20 is added to bfft's clock.
[04/06/23 14:23:40] bookworm, kevkev, and Kachin [506/2045] have team battled kinus, bfft, and muirrum [1025/1824] and lost! 0 days, 13:08:31 is added to their clocks.
[04/08/23 04:54:30] bfft [614/742] has challenged TauPan [848/938] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:36:14 is added to bfft's clock.
[04/11/23 05:28:03] bfft was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:41:26 towards level 50.
[04/11/23 06:13:52] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:16:54 is added to their clock.
[04/12/23 06:56:11] muirrum [181/591] has challenged bfft [141/742] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:24:14 is removed from muirrum's clock.
[04/12/23 20:27:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 1 day, 04:29:44 toward level 50.
[04/14/23 10:49:49] DontEvenPeek, bfft, and adamus1red [1841/2225] have team battled MetaNova, elf, and exergy [1672/2229] and won! 0 days, 00:02:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/16/23 01:46:43] bfft sharpened the edge of their weapon! bfft's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/16/23 17:09:28] Centrixx [129/1063] has come upon bfft [238/773] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:37:59 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[04/17/23 07:36:18] bfft [557/773] has challenged gradator [260/533] in combat and won! 2 days, 02:07:15 is removed from bfft's clock.
[04/17/23 07:36:18] bfft has dealt gradator a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:15:11 is added to gradator's clock.
[04/17/23 09:08:00] Queegly [69/295] has challenged bfft [190/773] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Queegly's clock.
[04/18/23 11:52:31] happymeal [309/389] has challenged bfft [82/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:42:52 is removed from happymeal's clock.
[04/18/23 21:12:23] olsner [310/380] has come upon bfft [485/773] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:06:24 is added to olsner's clock.
[04/19/23 10:24:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 3 days, 23:51:51 toward level 51.
[04/19/23 13:05:52] StalkR, Notir, and scumola [493/2924] have team battled gormenghast, boscage, and bfft [989/1189] and lost! 2 days, 08:34:49 is added to their clocks.
[04/19/23 18:42:58] bfft, Blohsh, and blabber [452/2250] have team battled SSLbits, Asara, and Dan [665/2013] and lost! 0 days, 10:43:38 is added to their clocks.
[04/20/23 01:04:34] bfft [335/773] has come upon EddieT137 [459/1006] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:59:42 is added to bfft's clock.
[04/20/23 12:58:08] io [183/1129] has challenged bfft [59/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:19:41 is removed from io's clock.
[04/20/23 17:09:52] bfft stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:46 towards level 51.
[04/20/23 18:10:04] bfft [204/773] has come upon tmberg [77/681] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:19:46 is removed from bfft's clock.
[04/21/23 01:09:06] bfft [397/773] has come upon Tangles [575/762] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:20:41 is added to bfft's clock.
[04/22/23 22:10:33] TheSilentLink [499/876] has challenged bfft [500/773] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:19:52 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[04/23/23 00:56:43] bfft [757/773] has challenged apb [376/971] in combat and won! 2 days, 06:54:37 is removed from bfft's clock.
[04/24/23 10:48:21] tswsl, bfft, and shikhin [1866/2453] have team battled pyre, sc, and xbill [2339/2713] and lost! 1 day, 22:50:47 is added to their clocks.
[04/24/23 15:15:19] bobvador, enteral, and nowz [1292/2265] have team battled bfft, exergy, and olsner [839/1649] and won! 2 days, 17:22:39 is removed from their clocks.
[04/28/23 04:37:37] HeavyPodda [322/672] has challenged bfft [408/773] in combat and lost! 2 days, 01:42:33 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/28/23 14:06:10] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 09:05:20 is added to their clock.
[04/28/23 23:54:13] bfft bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:51:51 from level 52.
[04/29/23 04:39:40] bfft stole apb's level 63 pair of boots while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 30 pair of boots behind, which apb then takes.
[04/29/23 14:27:37] bfft [773/802] has come upon ion [11/856] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:42:06 is removed from bfft's clock.
[04/30/23 13:15:09] rawgreaze [347/991] has come upon bfft [213/802] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 22:32:04 is removed from rawgreaze's clock.
[05/01/23 00:57:35] bfft was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:38:50 from level 52.
[05/02/23 05:18:39] bfft, nya, and thornrag [426/2692] have team battled _sh, A_Dragon, and CodeB [1708/2738] and lost! 0 days, 05:29:20 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/23 14:53:32] bfft got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:08:03 from level 52.
[05/02/23 21:19:48] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:17:20 towards level 52.
[05/03/23 13:09:18] kzootech [128/487] has challenged bfft [219/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:26:55 is added to kzootech's clock.
[05/03/23 14:08:57] bfft learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:36:14 towards level 52.
[05/03/23 21:02:38] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:18:18 towards level 52.
[05/04/23 23:29:24] bfft [655/802] has come upon thatmint [92/544] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:46:14 is removed from bfft's clock.
[05/05/23 09:23:12] bfft was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:17 from level 52.
[05/05/23 10:53:45] bfft stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:23:17 towards level 52.
[05/05/23 16:58:38] bfft [50/802] has challenged happymeal [195/389] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:13:40 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/05/23 19:02:22] bfft was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:54:28 towards level 53.
[05/05/23 19:53:24] bfft [122/802] has come upon Sario [125/701] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:17:14 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/05/23 21:21:40] BenDover [9/487] has challenged bfft [250/802] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:52:24 is added to BenDover's clock.
[05/06/23 15:30:38] bfft stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:34:32 towards level 53.
[05/06/23 17:58:29] bfft, herald, and kptr [1868/2041] have team battled kzootech, dwfreed, and alexlehm [680/2281] and won! 2 days, 19:08:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/07/23 08:29:11] bfft, JamCow, and heisenbug [1449/2271] have team battled arkie, xbill, and mordac [1654/2080] and lost! 0 days, 03:20:31 is added to their clocks.
[05/07/23 21:55:56] bfft got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:50:07 towards level 53.
[05/09/23 11:40:15] bfft [234/802] has challenged thatmint [317/544] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:21:02 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/09/23 20:47:47] bfft met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:55:21 from level 53.
[05/11/23 04:09:06] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:59:07 is added to their clock.
[05/11/23 12:04:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 3 days, 12:53:11 toward level 53.
[05/12/23 03:09:56] BenDover, canton7, and CodeGeek [1969/2408] have team battled Russell, bfft, and Tabmow [1870/2634] and won! 0 days, 22:26:37 is removed from their clocks.
[05/12/23 09:14:57] ahmubashshir [358/693] has challenged bfft [49/802] in combat and won! 7 days, 07:17:15 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[05/12/23 15:46:17] bfft [502/802] has come upon Cockatrice [581/914] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:33:32 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/12/23 19:37:41] bfft [219/802] has come upon scumola [626/905] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:08:09 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/13/23 03:30:47] EddieT137, Kurenai, and bfft [1455/2758] have team battled apb, gildarts, and heisenbug [1078/2557] and won! 0 days, 09:43:18 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/23 09:00:51] bfft [212/802] has challenged vectr0n [568/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:00:17 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/14/23 01:33:58] StalkR, kzootech, pyre, and bfft have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/23 12:56:00] bfft was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:18:57 from level 53.
[05/14/23 15:31:22] bfft was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:05:12 from level 53.
[05/14/23 16:50:50] bfft [407/802] has challenged arkie [174/379] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:09:21 is removed from bfft's clock.
[05/14/23 20:50:30] style, bfft, soltys, and A_Dragon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/14/23 23:15:22] bfft [363/802] has come upon Ankhers [450/726] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:08:41 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/14/23 23:34:57] bfft gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:44:28 towards level 54.
[05/15/23 15:34:01] Daikojun [236/539] has challenged bfft [141/802] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:59:31 is removed from Daikojun's clock.
[05/16/23 06:15:46] bfft [151/802] has challenged Pricey [359/504] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:50:45 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/16/23 10:16:38] Drin [319/755] has challenged bfft [132/802] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:46:01 is removed from Drin's clock.
[05/16/23 14:17:27] bfft [525/802] has challenged idleevil [61/893] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:59:09 is removed from bfft's clock.
[05/16/23 23:57:43] bfft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:07:13 towards level 54.
[05/17/23 06:18:03] bfft was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:40:21 from level 54.
[05/17/23 09:25:31] bfft [366/802] has come upon unicron [415/675] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:16:42 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/17/23 20:26:38] bfft got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:55:54 from level 54.
[05/18/23 00:57:43] bfft was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:58:19 towards level 54.
[05/18/23 03:35:53] Acolarh, DontEvenPeek, and tomhek [937/2381] have team battled bsleep, bfft, and gusto [1838/2761] and lost! 0 days, 11:11:07 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/23 08:27:06] bfft [46/802] has come upon Tabmow [412/850] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:07:39 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/19/23 15:33:35] UnSubset [21/23] has challenged bfft [331/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:42 is added to UnSubset's clock.
[05/19/23 19:35:04] confunctius [961/996] has challenged bfft [711/802] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:58:36 is removed from confunctius's clock.
[05/20/23 06:32:23] bfft [704/802] has come upon blabber [100/1122] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:02:31 is removed from bfft's clock.
[05/20/23 07:30:29] bfft [354/802] has come upon eising [445/1024] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:08:00 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/20/23 11:21:39] xbill [861/1032] has challenged bfft [541/802] in combat and won! 9 days, 18:34:03 is removed from xbill's clock.
[05/20/23 14:39:13] Fehu [362/638] has challenged bfft [736/802] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:19:53 is added to Fehu's clock.
[05/21/23 07:43:02] bfft [272/802] has challenged KindOne [278/525] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:49:23 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/21/23 08:55:00] bfft got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:59:17 from level 54.
[05/21/23 09:17:08] bfft caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:40:30 towards level 54.
[05/21/23 10:34:07] \dev\ice [628/760] has come upon bfft [224/802] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:18:18 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[05/22/23 08:48:38] bfft [311/802] has challenged TheSilentLink [578/884] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:17:49 is added to bfft's clock.
[05/24/23 20:25:09] Asara [705/855] has challenged bfft [359/802] in combat and won! 8 days, 20:43:39 is removed from Asara's clock.
[05/25/23 07:17:15] bfft stole drahthaar's level 72 ring while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 59 ring behind, which drahthaar then takes.
[05/27/23 07:22:29] bfft [716/814] has challenged Jens [166/812] in combat and won! 3 days, 13:42:34 is removed from bfft's clock.
[05/27/23 16:29:39] bfft [526/814] has come upon kenyon [414/917] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:46:32 is removed from bfft's clock.
[05/27/23 19:19:03] bfft [652/814] has challenged jaxson [464/539] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:53:12 is removed from bfft's clock.
[05/28/23 14:43:36] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:24:50 towards level 55.
[05/29/23 05:59:54] MadMan, Ecko, and jacob1 [174/2444] have team battled bfft, boscage, and VonToutCourt [1837/2748] and lost! 0 days, 04:26:42 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/23 09:07:16] bfft found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:15:28 towards level 55.
[05/30/23 10:37:35] Theleveler, bg, and BastelBot [1273/2768] have team battled bfft, kptr, and V [1002/2326] and won! 0 days, 21:01:26 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/23 14:50:40] hugga, signofzeta, and bfft [1997/2531] have team battled sky, m00m00, and cadfael [2002/2302] and lost! 0 days, 11:25:19 is added to their clocks.
[05/30/23 18:58:14] UnSubset [216/262] has challenged bfft [80/814] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:11:30 is removed from UnSubset's clock.
[06/01/23 05:43:55] "\@_ [961/1181] has challenged bfft [609/814] in combat and won! 0 days, 23:50:54 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[06/01/23 18:46:58] Theleveler [320/884] has challenged bfft [473/814] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:01:41 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[06/02/23 00:20:43] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:07:18 is added to their clock.
[06/06/23 11:29:06] bfft [520/814] has come upon alephnull [471/489] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:35:25 is removed from bfft's clock.
[06/07/23 06:28:52] bfft [728/817] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [95/670] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:52:40 is removed from bfft's clock.
[06/09/23 09:02:09] \dev\ice [544/759] has come upon bfft [386/817] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 08:40:33 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[06/10/23 16:48:59] bfft, JigmeDatse, and EddieT137 [2150/2667] have team battled thornrag, bg, and gradator [853/2382] and won! 3 days, 12:07:33 is removed from their clocks.
[06/11/23 17:47:47] bfft [439/817] has come upon bg [647/1074] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:16:17 is added to bfft's clock.
[06/12/23 04:36:53] Dan [578/800] has challenged bfft [336/817] in combat and won! 4 days, 17:46:30 is removed from Dan's clock.
[06/12/23 20:28:35] bfft [482/817] has come upon ukleinek [550/694] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:54:54 is added to bfft's clock.
[06/13/23 03:49:09] bfft found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:22:20 towards level 56.
[06/15/23 09:18:47] HeavyPodda, style, and bfft [1454/2083] have team battled bg, Dev, and CornFly [404/2134] and won! 2 days, 03:10:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/15/23 16:01:18] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:50:17 towards level 56.
[06/15/23 16:58:01] bfft [772/817] has come upon dyvonna [1028/1032] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:07:09 is added to bfft's clock.
[06/15/23 19:05:32] "\@_, Paganel, and adamus1red [1750/3026] have team battled IFireflyl, pfoley, and bfft [2061/2081] and lost! 0 days, 14:42:44 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/23 02:07:45] bfft [71/817] has come upon aqsd [579/766] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:00:54 is added to bfft's clock.
[06/16/23 03:27:42] bfft [492/817] has come upon nawcom [56/925] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 11:19:54 is removed from bfft's clock.
[06/16/23 10:03:47] bfft had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:57:14 towards level 56.
[06/17/23 02:46:39] bfft ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:44:46 from level 56.
[06/17/23 03:15:21] misha [643/784] has come upon bfft [809/817] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:16:51 is added to misha's clock.
[06/17/23 05:19:34] bfft [43/817] has come upon Wolf [482/820] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:06:26 is added to bfft's clock.
[06/17/23 06:47:10] Garg, bfft, and el [883/1823] have team battled apb, SirBummelz, and Tangles [583/2618] and won! 0 days, 00:45:35 is removed from their clocks.
[06/17/23 20:21:39] bfft [16/817] has come upon Gorek [143/1061] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:08:30 is added to bfft's clock.
[06/18/23 01:26:12] bfft discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:46:51 towards level 56.
[06/18/23 03:31:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 0 days, 18:11:30 toward level 56.
[06/18/23 21:02:01] Finley [159/666] has come upon bfft [263/817] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 09:15:54 is added to Finley's clock.
[06/18/23 21:13:16] soltys [157/1009] has come upon bfft [460/817] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 21:31:47 is added to soltys's clock.
[06/18/23 23:26:42] bfft [435/817] has challenged kevkev [6/477] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:13:09 is removed from bfft's clock.
[06/19/23 06:47:45] bfft found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:56:07 towards level 56.
[06/19/23 10:41:26] bfft was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:40:16 towards level 56.
[06/19/23 22:24:02] yNos, Russell, and nya [2978/3019] have team battled tass, idleneutral, and bfft [899/1847] and won! 0 days, 09:37:07 is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/23 02:18:44] bfft [275/817] has come upon apb [378/985] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:24:48 is added to bfft's clock.
[06/21/23 12:47:01] Daikojun [145/548] has challenged bfft [729/817] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:55:14 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[06/21/23 16:38:53] bfft [128/817] has come upon TheSilentLink [115/893] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:23:59 is removed from bfft's clock.
[06/22/23 10:29:48] bfft [482/837] has challenged CornFly [495/946] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:50:29 is added to bfft's clock.
[06/22/23 14:15:34] cfjk, mordac, bfft, and d4n13L have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[06/23/23 06:58:20] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:25:02 towards level 57.
[06/25/23 09:51:11] bfft was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:34:59 towards level 57.
[06/26/23 11:06:12] bfft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:14:31 towards level 57.
[06/26/23 14:35:01] bfft bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:03:54 towards level 57.
[06/27/23 13:56:50] bfft [585/837] has come upon pfoley [418/738] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 23:55:08 is removed from bfft's clock.
[06/27/23 20:23:49] bfft [500/837] has come upon Asara [466/897] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:13:35 is removed from bfft's clock.
[06/28/23 23:00:41] bfft stole sc's level 122 tunic while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 99 tunic behind, which sc then takes.
[06/29/23 07:47:25] bfft, theZoMBiE, and shikhin [2271/2399] have team battled rawgreaze, Platonides, and ZOTTA [652/2694] and won! 0 days, 20:00:50 is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/23 08:22:12] bfft stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:28:20 towards level 57.
[07/02/23 21:47:11] bfft, tsr, and Tangles [626/2462] have team battled "\@_, Cockatrice, and cadfael [2160/3015] and lost! 0 days, 06:16:52 is added to their clocks.
[07/03/23 09:04:04] bfft [677/858] has challenged CornFly [574/946] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:45:10 is removed from bfft's clock.
[07/04/23 08:53:39] Crazycatlady [659/820] has come upon bfft [276/858] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:44:51 is removed from Crazycatlady's clock.
[07/04/23 15:15:44] bfft [624/858] has challenged V [241/1019] in combat and won! 6 days, 05:31:22 is removed from bfft's clock.
[07/04/23 22:13:01] bfft [532/858] has challenged signofzeta [840/992] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:44:37 is added to bfft's clock.
[07/05/23 10:48:44] bfft [367/858] has come upon heisenbug [460/741] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 02:12:35 is added to bfft's clock.
[07/05/23 22:56:47] vegadark, scornn, and bfft [1507/2074] have team battled solarsparq, heisenbug, and boscage [1494/2035] and won! 4 days, 07:07:12 is removed from their clocks.
[07/06/23 06:20:39] bfft [359/858] has challenged tmberg [158/903] in combat and won! 4 days, 16:42:52 is removed from bfft's clock.
[07/06/23 09:21:20] bfft [699/858] has challenged idleevil [371/883] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:40:28 is removed from bfft's clock.
[07/06/23 17:33:45] bfft learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:01:45 towards level 58.
[07/06/23 18:07:01] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bfft with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 23:31:13 from level 58.
[07/08/23 08:05:29] bfft [44/858] has come upon BastelBot [185/779] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 12:46:48 is added to bfft's clock.
[07/08/23 22:28:29] mordac [363/684] has come upon bfft [496/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:39:11 is added to mordac's clock.
[07/09/23 04:01:56] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 17:48:05 is added to their clock.
[07/09/23 21:43:59] bfft learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:36:33 from level 58.
[07/10/23 14:14:54] bfft [80/858] has come upon tass [187/554] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:52:50 is added to bfft's clock.
[07/10/23 19:24:11] bfft grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:32:01 towards level 58.
[07/11/23 14:17:16] bfft [631/858] has come upon shikhin [771/969] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:35:15 is added to bfft's clock.
[07/12/23 14:33:21] bfft [690/858] has come upon Azah [215/251] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 17:48:16 is removed from bfft's clock.
[07/12/23 21:58:17] bfft [713/858] has challenged heisenbug [471/741] in combat and won! 4 days, 13:35:51 is removed from bfft's clock.
[07/12/23 23:00:25] bfft slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bfft's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/13/23 09:48:10] bfft, tsr, and Fehu [41/2320] have team battled n0ssh, scumola, and Russell [1110/2272] and lost! 1 day, 06:48:39 is added to their clocks.
[07/14/23 02:14:43] bfft [609/854] has come upon washclof [244/1098] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:11:35 is removed from bfft's clock.
[07/14/23 06:02:52] bfft found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:56:17 towards level 58.
[07/16/23 09:44:39] bfft was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:49:00 from level 58.
[07/16/23 11:43:03] bfft got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:17:26 towards level 58.
[07/17/23 00:33:12] bfft [693/854] has come upon Drin [403/918] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:52:08 is removed from bfft's clock.
[07/17/23 00:51:22] bfft reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bfft's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[07/17/23 09:20:13] bfft, Matthew, and CodeGeek [2716/2727] have team battled ChowderKeg, Asara, and Cirdan [890/2786] and won! 1 day, 17:04:48 is removed from their clocks.
[07/17/23 10:06:23] bfft [352/858] has come upon VonToutCourt [732/1416] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:21:18 is added to bfft's clock.
[07/18/23 17:07:44] bfft [258/858] has come upon TheSilentLink [327/945] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:23:58 is added to bfft's clock.
[07/19/23 05:17:36] ahmubashshir, bfft, and _sh [1909/2530] have team battled misha, slim, and Omega [49/2669] and won! 1 day, 06:01:25 is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/23 02:25:48] bfft [144/858] has come upon HellSpawn [823/1105] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:53:44 is added to bfft's clock.
[07/21/23 14:52:39] bfft [306/858] has come upon kptr [524/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:57:52 is added to bfft's clock.
[07/22/23 07:50:52] bfft found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:58:26 towards level 58.
[07/23/23 13:17:41] bfft discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:41:52 towards level 58.
[07/23/23 21:53:10] damyan, bfft, and GRIZZLYMAN [1195/2321] have team battled Ankhers, ZOTTA, and Nysdar [23/2537] and won! 0 days, 03:08:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/24/23 05:46:40] TimeWarp [327/786] has come upon bfft [653/858] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:48:22 is added to TimeWarp's clock.
[07/24/23 10:26:16] bfft [724/858] has challenged kptr [98/576] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:26:47 is removed from bfft's clock.
[07/25/23 07:15:19] bfft found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:51:40 towards level 59.
[07/25/23 11:57:51] pants [423/1239] has challenged bfft [841/858] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:34:59 is added to pants's clock.
[07/25/23 19:59:42] slim [318/747] has challenged bfft [808/858] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:01:45 is added to slim's clock.
[07/26/23 07:18:41] bfft got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 20:29:47 from level 59.
[07/27/23 09:07:06] Russell [86/1031] has come upon bfft [404/858] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:05:24 is added to Russell's clock.
[07/29/23 01:54:46] Gangsterish, slim, and hdm [1913/2229] have team battled bfft, sc, and Kachin [185/3007] and won! 1 day, 10:38:18 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/23 04:09:14] bfft grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:33:52 towards level 59.
[07/29/23 20:47:29] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:37:17 is added to their clock.
[07/30/23 12:06:18] bfft [59/858] has come upon SSLbits [659/667] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 01:43:15 is added to bfft's clock.
[07/30/23 12:22:37] bfft lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:08:00 from level 59.
[08/01/23 03:10:54] bfft learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:34:32 towards level 59.
[08/01/23 21:34:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 3 days, 16:26:43 toward level 59.
[08/02/23 11:22:45] bfft [99/858] has come upon Pinkman [861/896] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 17:48:05 is added to bfft's clock.
[08/02/23 15:00:34] bfft found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:22:16 towards level 59.
[08/03/23 11:15:16] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 20:25:42 is added to their clock.
[08/04/23 00:03:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 6 days, 18:18:52 toward level 59.
[08/04/23 04:50:54] bfft grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:56:43 towards level 59.
[08/04/23 14:04:38] bfft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:29:29 towards level 59.
[08/04/23 15:07:02] bfft [24/858] has come upon t3chn0 [32/1016] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:09:08 is added to bfft's clock.
[08/05/23 08:56:39] bfft [256/858] has come upon sc [1108/1117] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:37:41 is added to bfft's clock.
[08/05/23 11:04:46] bfft ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 18:05:46 from level 59.
[08/05/23 12:15:37] bfft, Destruia, and VonToutCourt [1896/3023] have team battled IFireflyl, Koffa, and Fenrik [1030/2458] and won! 0 days, 10:49:11 is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/23 17:25:06] bfft [322/858] has come upon Ungoliant [93/764] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:36:49 is removed from bfft's clock.
[08/07/23 08:09:30] bfft [466/858] has challenged solarsparq [531/747] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:28:50 is added to bfft's clock.
[08/07/23 13:04:07] bfft [379/858] has come upon Bluedog [454/893] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:50:08 is added to bfft's clock.
[08/07/23 23:13:04] jayvee [170/694] has challenged bfft [510/858] in combat and lost! 2 days, 08:19:47 is added to jayvee's clock.
[08/08/23 12:04:46] bfft gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:05:40 towards level 59.
[08/09/23 12:21:45] \dev\ice [616/762] has challenged bfft [552/858] in combat and won! 1 day, 12:41:46 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[08/10/23 04:52:05] bfft stole sc's level 57 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 39 pair of gloves behind, which sc then takes.
[08/10/23 08:17:26] cfjk, bfft, and Omega [1317/2753] have team battled el, Acolarh, and bsleep [2419/2996] and lost! 0 days, 18:58:31 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/23 16:44:34] bfft was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 12:38:52 from level 59.
[08/12/23 19:00:51] TimWolla, bg, and bfft [487/2984] have team battled thornrag, bsleep, and Minus [2173/2964] and lost! 0 days, 13:33:18 is added to their clocks.
[08/13/23 09:17:00] realguy [434/454] has come upon bfft [351/874] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:44:08 is removed from realguy's clock.
[08/15/23 00:52:38] dbx12 [135/774] has challenged bfft [129/874] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:49:45 is removed from dbx12's clock.
[08/15/23 03:03:23] bfft [206/874] has come upon KindOne [48/521] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:17:56 is removed from bfft's clock.
[08/16/23 00:02:43] bfft [430/874] has challenged gendish [66/242] in combat and won! 3 days, 02:07:32 is removed from bfft's clock.
[08/16/23 16:01:46] Tenedos [390/570] has challenged bfft [798/874] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:47:55 is added to Tenedos's clock.
[08/17/23 06:31:38] bfft was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 20:47:48 from level 60.
[08/17/23 13:06:37] eising [187/783] has challenged bfft [91/874] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:00:29 is removed from eising's clock.
[08/17/23 13:19:21] bananaboat, Theleveler, and idleneutral [1271/2575] have team battled bfft, gegenschein, and Lnk [79/2588] and won! 1 day, 09:28:01 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/23 21:57:49] bfft [172/874] has come upon Covid-19 [83/935] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:11:11 is removed from bfft's clock.
[08/18/23 15:38:00] Lenny_, bfft, and Fenrik [856/3170] have team battled Pinkman, enteral, and bobvador [2848/2987] and lost! 7 days, 02:33:43 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/23 18:37:22] Khorne, bfft, and Carl [1358/2854] have team battled simple, Gangsterish, and Pinkman [16/2696] and won! 3 days, 22:30:21 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/23 05:52:45] Celediel [32/378] has challenged bfft [323/874] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:47:19 is added to Celediel's clock.
[08/22/23 08:13:27] bfft [849/874] has come upon heisenbug [507/751] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:03:18 is removed from bfft's clock.
[08/22/23 15:22:02] bfft found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:48:33 towards level 60.
[08/23/23 10:35:20] bfft learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:17:11 towards level 60.
[08/24/23 19:05:45] bfft, scumola, and TheSilentLink [922/2500] have team battled dwfreed, idleevil, and kptr [1662/2645] and lost! 0 days, 04:38:03 is added to their clocks.
[08/24/23 22:07:31] bfft EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:53:18 from level 60.
[08/26/23 03:04:32] bfft was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:44:29 towards level 60.
[08/26/23 06:52:17] bfft, kptr, and jacob1 [808/2358] have team battled KindOne, kzootech, and vegadark [528/1926] and won! 0 days, 19:01:08 is removed from their clocks.
[08/26/23 08:55:30] GRIZZLYMAN, Nysdar, and dyvonna [1126/2649] have team battled bfft, scumola, and simple [2037/2592] and lost! 2 days, 04:35:41 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/23 09:43:47] bfft [21/874] has come upon Andrio [624/655] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:20:30 is added to bfft's clock.
[08/27/23 03:40:56] signofzeta, Kachin, and Tabmow [753/2939] have team battled bfft, Aksej, and idlegood [149/2574] and won! 0 days, 23:29:43 is removed from their clocks.
[08/27/23 18:22:47] Tenedos, SSLbits, and bfft [914/2115] have team battled signofzeta, Stevland, and elf [2960/3101] and lost! 1 day, 01:10:11 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/23 05:54:50] Wam, Russell, and bfft [3/2984] have team battled bookworm, idleevil, and Thorael [1224/2231] and lost! 0 days, 22:15:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/29/23 18:18:33] bfft [259/874] has come upon u4ia [98/469] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:25:37 is removed from bfft's clock.
[08/29/23 20:16:15] bfft [224/874] has come upon particleflux [511/522] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:33:19 is added to bfft's clock.
[08/30/23 16:02:11] bfft ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 23:31:16 from level 60.
[08/30/23 18:07:00] nya, nawcom, and bfft [914/2975] have team battled simple, eising, and blobdog [424/2277] and won! 3 days, 23:29:25 is removed from their clocks.
[08/31/23 05:14:21] bfft [537/874] has come upon Nysdar [200/962] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 15:02:33 is removed from bfft's clock.
[08/31/23 21:29:25] ahmubashshir [193/632] has challenged bfft [543/874] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:45:24 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[09/01/23 02:00:57] adamus1red, kptr, jayvee, and bfft have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/01/23 06:31:34] cornfeedhobo [665/710] has challenged bfft [521/874] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:49:14 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[09/01/23 16:57:40] bfft had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:02:17 towards level 60.
[09/02/23 03:31:33] bfft caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:34:17 towards level 60.
[09/02/23 03:36:47] bfft [263/874] has challenged bg [111/1080] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:19:15 is removed from bfft's clock.
[09/04/23 18:48:11] bfft, Zaratustra, and tass [1132/2273] have team battled megubyte, IFireflyl, and Sario [1160/1943] and lost! 0 days, 07:35:25 is added to their clocks.
[09/05/23 07:17:40] bfft [225/874] has come upon ahmubashshir [307/632] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:52:37 is added to bfft's clock.
[09/06/23 09:58:29] bfft [543/874] has come upon OobSaco [44/161] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:06:53 is removed from bfft's clock.
[09/06/23 22:18:12] bfft [802/874] has come upon MetaNova [360/735] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:31:38 is removed from bfft's clock.
[09/07/23 21:51:59] bfft [547/918] has challenged V [247/1044] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:23:22 is removed from bfft's clock.
[09/08/23 05:19:23] popey, washclof, and style [2571/2667] have team battled bfft, Kachin, and eising [470/2737] and won! 0 days, 19:55:45 is removed from their clocks.
[09/08/23 20:01:10] bfft [475/918] has come upon OobSaco [142/186] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:05:51 is removed from bfft's clock.
[09/08/23 22:19:08] bfft was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:07:17 towards level 61.
[09/09/23 15:43:20] Acolarh, apb, bfft, and nawcom have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/09/23 19:31:07] Kody [172/192] has challenged bfft [521/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to Kody's clock.
[09/10/23 00:51:46] bfft had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 13:14:49 from level 61.
[09/10/23 07:22:02] bfft, u4ia, and roosterphant [1431/1772] have team battled Wolf, Silvanus_Betrium, and CodeGeek [3039/3265] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:41 is added to their clocks.
[09/10/23 10:55:07] bfft [732/918] has come upon ToHellWithGA [508/1226] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 10:57:40 is removed from bfft's clock.
[09/11/23 01:26:29] bfft, Yarosh, and tmberg [1153/2566] have team battled bsleep, Sombra, and bobvador [2632/3723] and lost! 1 day, 10:50:33 is added to their clocks.
[09/11/23 18:34:50] bfft [875/918] has challenged medivh [438/630] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:30:47 is removed from bfft's clock.
[09/12/23 13:03:36] BenDover [404/496] has come upon bfft [391/918] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 10:17:49 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[09/13/23 10:06:37] bfft [250/918] has come upon Crazycatlady [550/854] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 22:05:20 is added to bfft's clock.
[09/13/23 11:51:29] Lenny_, Aksej, bfft, and vegadark have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/13/23 19:25:43] StalkR, Gorek, and Fehu [1754/2750] have team battled hax404, Nuae, and bfft [1889/2310] and lost! 2 days, 00:56:24 is added to their clocks.
[09/13/23 21:10:20] bfft caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:54:33 towards level 61.
[09/14/23 01:16:46] io [86/1127] has come upon bfft [204/918] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 22:48:46 is added to io's clock.
[09/14/23 19:37:20] mukaro, Thorael, and freeboson [239/1901] have team battled idlegood, bfft, and Asara [2238/2601] and lost! 0 days, 01:12:06 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/23 21:27:28] bfft was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:43:44 towards level 61.
[09/15/23 02:54:25] Fehu [409/682] has challenged bfft [431/918] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:42:21 is added to Fehu's clock.
[09/17/23 15:10:37] bfft [160/918] has come upon kzootech [139/647] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 10:46:19 is removed from bfft's clock.
[09/19/23 05:37:45] bfft got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:07:54 towards level 61.
[09/22/23 02:57:11] Kody [261/327] has challenged bfft [692/918] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:21:11 is added to Kody's clock.
[09/22/23 06:58:07] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:47:37 is added to their clock.
[09/23/23 04:22:55] JackyB, Algernon, and elf [148/2518] have team battled bfft, Fehu, and pfoley [1787/2499] and lost! 1 day, 04:33:01 is added to their clocks.
[09/23/23 19:11:50] bfft [447/918] has come upon Matthew [584/607] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:49:58 is added to bfft's clock.
[09/24/23 01:37:55] bfft misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:28:51 from level 61.
[09/24/23 04:13:39] EddieT137, bfft, and el [2659/2871] have team battled kenyon, V, and Forud [264/3389] and won! 0 days, 00:32:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/24/23 06:22:57] bfft [77/918] has challenged el [670/853] in combat and lost! 5 days, 17:45:37 is added to bfft's clock.
[09/25/23 00:29:06] bfft stole alexlehm's level 62 helm while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 61 helm behind, which alexlehm then takes.
[09/25/23 21:34:18] bfft bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:10:25 towards level 62.
[09/28/23 08:35:39] soltys [668/1063] has come upon bfft [66/919] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 12:44:28 is removed from soltys's clock.
[09/28/23 09:02:15] bfft [19/919] has come upon Puff [215/691] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:16:14 is added to bfft's clock.
[09/30/23 08:30:43] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 14:20:40 is added to their clock.
[10/01/23 08:42:47] BenDover [290/496] has come upon bfft [918/919] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 09:15:41 is added to BenDover's clock.
[10/02/23 04:58:14] bfft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:53:12 towards level 62.
[10/02/23 09:03:20] Lnk, slim, and Kachin [236/2643] have team battled tmberg, ter0, and bfft [1800/2569] and lost! 0 days, 08:52:08 is added to their clocks.
[10/02/23 17:33:10] bfft [738/919] has come upon thatmint [82/644] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 08:26:47 is removed from bfft's clock.
[10/02/23 17:46:59] bfft was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:57:34 from level 62.
[10/03/23 06:05:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 14 days, 15:07:49 toward level 62.
[10/03/23 20:23:21] alephnull [679/760] has come upon bfft [225/919] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:53:58 is removed from alephnull's clock.
[10/03/23 23:41:08] bfft stole gegenschein's level 54 set of leggings while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 47 set of leggings behind, which gegenschein then takes.
[10/04/23 01:32:35] bfft [353/926] has come upon alexlehm [407/855] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:08:10 is added to bfft's clock.
[10/05/23 03:12:54] bfft [664/926] has challenged bananaboat [505/1048] in combat and won! 6 days, 07:49:59 is removed from bfft's clock.
[10/05/23 10:14:30] bfft [88/926] has challenged Fenrik [1083/1207] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:02:01 is added to bfft's clock.
[10/05/23 11:58:51] bfft was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 11:48:50 towards level 62.
[10/05/23 16:07:53] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:00:22 is added to their clock.
[10/08/23 06:04:01] CodeB, bfft, and sam [963/2706] have team battled StalkR, sc, and Lenny_ [631/3205] and won! 0 days, 02:35:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/08/23 15:44:42] \dev\ice [686/819] has come upon bfft [487/926] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:13:57 is removed from \dev\ice's clock.
[10/09/23 06:37:54] bfft [512/926] has come upon OobSaco [141/414] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:55:46 is removed from bfft's clock.
[10/09/23 23:39:54] MadMan [51/595] has challenged bfft [488/926] in combat and lost! 3 days, 14:31:57 is added to MadMan's clock.
[10/10/23 03:40:54] brycec [405/1314] has challenged bfft [230/926] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:22:38 is removed from brycec's clock.
[10/10/23 18:44:28] bfft [304/926] has challenged Drkmirror [90/345] in combat and won! 1 day, 22:41:43 is removed from bfft's clock.
[10/10/23 19:08:40] dodecahedron [207/425] has come upon bfft [36/926] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:45:00 is removed from dodecahedron's clock.
[10/12/23 10:50:47] Aksej, tswsl, bfft, and Drkmirror have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[10/13/23 04:48:09] Kody [229/449] has challenged bfft [512/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:18:10 is added to Kody's clock.
[10/13/23 06:59:01] Nysdar [555/957] has challenged bfft [91/926] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:41:22 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[10/13/23 07:59:17] Abe [320/630] has challenged bfft [586/926] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:23:12 is added to Abe's clock.
[10/13/23 21:02:16] happymeal [262/503] has challenged bfft [219/926] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:19:11 is removed from happymeal's clock.
[10/14/23 08:44:31] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:26:34 towards level 62.
[10/16/23 08:00:16] JigmeDatse, TheSilentLink, and thatmint [2131/2459] have team battled Fenrik, bfft, and bookworm [2774/2972] and lost! 0 days, 13:34:35 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/23 05:51:10] bfft gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:50:28 towards level 62.
[10/17/23 15:37:09] Forud, io, and bfft [1554/3127] have team battled Tenedos, idlegood, and Tenorman [1619/2047] and lost! 0 days, 20:26:39 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/23 07:07:02] bfft stole brycec's level 70 helm while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 62 helm behind, which brycec then takes.
[10/19/23 05:47:20] bfft [206/933] has come upon dyvonna [636/1008] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:26:58 is added to bfft's clock.
[10/19/23 11:34:21] Susumurata [651/722] has challenged bfft [750/933] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:27:55 is added to Susumurata's clock.
[10/22/23 21:44:51] hax404 [277/526] has come upon bfft [446/933] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:46:06 is added to hax404's clock.
[10/22/23 22:08:59] sky, bfft, and tass [1009/2756] have team battled sam, pfoley, and Forud [1420/3122] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:02 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/23 03:57:09] bfft [478/933] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [391/1089] in combat and won! 9 days, 13:44:45 is removed from bfft's clock.
[10/23/23 19:32:18] bfft got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:51:43 from level 63.
[10/24/23 22:05:59] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 18:39:12 is added to their clock.
[10/25/23 08:18:27] bfft [923/933] has come upon Pinkman [315/894] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:46:50 is removed from bfft's clock.
[10/26/23 23:21:09] Destruia [206/761] has challenged bfft [538/933] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:41:00 is added to Destruia's clock.
[10/27/23 23:27:03] bfft [343/933] has challenged gradator [162/603] in combat and won! 6 days, 23:34:17 is removed from bfft's clock.
[10/28/23 21:42:23] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 01:55:16 is added to their clock.
[10/28/23 22:01:09] boscage, CompanionCube, and psycho [219/1740] have team battled slim, MELOONi, and bfft [105/2870] and won! 0 days, 14:29:56 is removed from their clocks.
[10/29/23 04:31:20] "\@_, vegadark, and bfft [2021/3087] have team battled Stevland, CodeB, and el [2141/2689] and lost! 5 days, 13:25:38 is added to their clocks.
[10/29/23 18:06:15] jacob1, bfft, and sam [2422/2840] have team battled Cockatrice, Xenthys, and Pinkman [31/2689] and won! 6 days, 13:23:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/23 08:53:22] bfft [96/933] has come upon Tabmow [804/936] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:28:48 is added to bfft's clock.
[10/30/23 12:41:35] bfft [244/933] has challenged tswsl [553/718] in combat and lost! 3 days, 01:58:20 is added to bfft's clock.
[10/31/23 09:53:04] bfft got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 07:46:41 towards level 63.
[10/31/23 15:27:02] bfft set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:35:31 from level 63.
[11/01/23 17:41:32] bfft [210/937] has come upon ahmubashshir [219/596] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:06:13 is added to bfft's clock.
[11/03/23 02:59:28] bfft learned Perl. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:30:28 from level 63.
[11/04/23 09:10:31] bfft [886/937] has challenged Drin [272/1100] in combat and won! 5 days, 14:18:46 is removed from bfft's clock.
[11/05/23 06:53:37] bfft fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:24:32 from level 63.
[11/05/23 13:36:50] bfft lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:56:31 from level 63.
[11/07/23 15:24:51] bfft [166/937] has come upon talisein [33/658] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:59:48 is removed from bfft's clock.
[11/09/23 01:38:40] Acolarh [626/810] has challenged bfft [262/937] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:18:55 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[11/09/23 02:24:25] bfft was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:50:58 from level 63.
[11/10/23 14:24:33] csc2ya [66/783] has come upon bfft [482/937] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:52:17 is added to csc2ya's clock.
[11/11/23 04:29:35] bfft met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:25:12 from level 63.
[11/11/23 04:40:43] bfft learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:24:26 towards level 63.
[11/11/23 05:36:42] bfft [823/937] has come upon happymeal [160/499] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 13:42:18 is removed from bfft's clock.
[11/11/23 13:33:42] allo, Wolf, and ColonelPanic001 [449/2166] have team battled signofzeta, bfft, and Nysdar [2769/3113] and lost! 0 days, 00:55:20 is added to their clocks.
[11/12/23 07:39:27] EddieT137 [314/1102] has come upon bfft [783/937] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:36:17 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[11/12/23 11:27:54] sco1 [37/132] has challenged bfft [822/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:15:34 is added to sco1's clock.
[11/12/23 12:15:46] EddieT137 [949/1102] has come upon bfft [805/937] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 01:08:02 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[11/13/23 19:02:37] bfft [705/937] has come upon csc2ya [316/783] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 02:27:14 is removed from bfft's clock.
[11/13/23 19:02:46] bfft [41/937] has come upon csc2ya [771/783] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:52:20 is added to bfft's clock.
[11/15/23 08:33:22] noex, sky, and csc2ya [185/2251] have team battled bfft, spex, and Dan [377/3009] and lost! 1 day, 16:00:47 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/23 12:15:53] Zaratustra [562/796] has challenged bfft [250/937] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:16:01 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[11/15/23 14:36:40] OobSaco [447/494] has challenged bfft [161/937] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:46:03 is removed from OobSaco's clock.
[11/16/23 01:10:50] d4n13L [51/637] has come upon bfft [589/937] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 04:18:33 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[11/16/23 14:22:01] bfft [167/937] has challenged Ungoliant [219/763] in combat and lost! 1 day, 02:01:12 is added to bfft's clock.
[11/16/23 17:21:55] bfft was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:29:36 towards level 63.
[11/17/23 02:53:49] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 12:24:42 is added to their clock.
[11/17/23 08:08:21] bfft discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:19:27 towards level 63.
[11/17/23 23:24:00] caeli, talisein, and ahmubashshir [1392/2105] have team battled rawgreaze, bfft, and zifnab06 [1391/2610] and won! 2 days, 17:07:40 is removed from their clocks.
[11/18/23 00:33:00] bfft [49/937] has challenged yano [769/892] in combat and lost! 1 day, 00:36:13 is added to bfft's clock.
[11/18/23 16:36:42] ukleinek [520/977] has challenged bfft [255/937] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:43:46 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/19/23 07:02:02] bfft [838/937] has come upon blabber [1015/1197] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:57:24 is added to bfft's clock.
[11/20/23 23:24:31] bfft [221/937] has come upon BastelBot [735/784] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:09:03 is added to bfft's clock.
[11/21/23 01:19:48] Techman, bfft, and Gorek [1286/2947] have team battled rawgreaze, Drin, and Bluedog [2220/3042] and lost! 1 day, 10:42:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/23 22:55:22] bfft [360/937] has challenged dyvonna [50/941] in combat and won! 1 day, 20:35:48 is removed from bfft's clock.
[11/21/23 22:55:22] bfft has dealt dyvonna a Critical Strike! 2 days, 10:30:43 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[11/22/23 02:44:33] bfft gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:29:36 towards level 63.
[11/22/23 03:30:05] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 1 day, 05:42:33 toward level 63.
[11/22/23 13:58:54] Forud [247/1026] has challenged bfft [839/937] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:19:18 is added to Forud's clock.
[11/22/23 15:28:32] bfft [541/937] has come upon jayvee [190/636] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:26:23 is removed from bfft's clock.
[11/26/23 23:29:40] vectr0n, Yarosh, and el [814/2101] have team battled zbe, bfft, and zifnab06 [1058/2835] and lost! 2 days, 06:28:14 is added to their clocks.
[11/27/23 01:45:31] bfft discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:34:53 towards level 63.
[11/27/23 06:22:09] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:06:17 is added to their clock.
[11/28/23 11:05:50] bfft [441/937] has challenged shikhin [608/862] in combat and lost! 5 days, 23:02:25 is added to bfft's clock.
[11/28/23 11:14:07] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 6 days, 14:45:34 toward level 64.
[11/29/23 13:47:36] bfft [566/937] has come upon blabber [987/1197] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 18:22:29 is added to bfft's clock.
[11/30/23 03:45:56] zbe [312/1237] has come upon bfft [560/937] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:03:54 is added to zbe's clock.
[11/30/23 05:42:50] zbe [401/1237] has come upon bfft [308/937] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:37:34 is removed from zbe's clock.
[11/30/23 16:35:14] bfft got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 20:20:38 from level 64.
[11/30/23 23:50:16] bfft, Ungoliant, and bg [439/2812] have team battled Tangles, anarcat, and sam [778/3327] and lost! 0 days, 00:58:17 is added to their clocks.
[12/01/23 21:47:20] bfft lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:20:19 from level 64.
[12/02/23 18:27:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 24 days, 22:37:02 toward level 64.
[12/02/23 23:03:53] bfft hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 01:12:33 towards level 64.
[12/03/23 05:06:54] Mat [830/885] has come upon bfft [566/937] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:43:52 is removed from Mat's clock.
[12/03/23 09:06:03] pants [560/1294] has challenged bfft [381/937] in combat and won! 8 days, 00:48:59 is removed from pants's clock.
[12/03/23 12:06:49] boscage [423/599] has challenged bfft [412/937] in combat and won! 7 days, 02:40:35 is removed from boscage's clock.
[12/03/23 16:50:43] bfft [920/937] has come upon eising [206/832] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:25:13 is removed from bfft's clock.
[12/04/23 18:14:28] mordac [359/668] has challenged bfft [27/937] in combat and won! 11 days, 17:27:19 is removed from mordac's clock.
[12/05/23 06:59:51] bfft misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:16:39 from level 64.
[12/05/23 11:20:09] Nysdar, Acolarh, and Deep3D [552/2264] have team battled bfft, Notir, and _sh [2244/3075] and lost! 0 days, 01:43:16 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/23 13:44:05] idleneutral, REDXIII, and Kody [1318/1418] have team battled Kritzefitz, bfft, and Cirdan [1984/3246] and lost! 0 days, 04:18:09 is added to their clocks.
[12/06/23 16:30:34] bfft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:22:05 towards level 64.
[12/07/23 02:25:07] Deep3D [31/321] has challenged bfft [625/937] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Deep3D's clock.
[12/08/23 06:35:55] DontEvenPeek [870/877] has challenged bfft [413/937] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:18:33 is removed from DontEvenPeek's clock.
[12/08/23 06:35:55] DontEvenPeek has dealt bfft a Critical Strike! 4 days, 01:12:54 is added to bfft's clock.
[12/08/23 23:40:22] bfft [122/937] has challenged vegadark [902/938] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:31:41 is added to bfft's clock.
[12/10/23 21:08:18] Silvanus_Betrium, Daikojun, and sco1 [839/2136] have team battled bfft, adamus1red, and solarsparq [455/2672] and won! 0 days, 02:08:13 is removed from their clocks.
[12/11/23 20:42:02] bfft misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 05:08:09 from level 64.
[12/13/23 03:38:17] Wam [582/1145] has come upon bfft [163/942] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:10:16 is removed from Wam's clock.
[12/13/23 14:48:49] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:32:17 towards level 64.
[12/13/23 15:31:26] saynevermore [8/32] has challenged bfft [446/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:57 is added to saynevermore's clock.
[12/14/23 04:12:06] adamus1red [922/969] has challenged bfft [288/942] in combat and won! 11 days, 06:06:49 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[12/14/23 13:32:30] gendish [257/392] has come upon bfft [898/942] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:14:00 is added to gendish's clock.
[12/14/23 18:48:30] sam [624/1012] has challenged bfft [580/942] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:27:18 is removed from sam's clock.
[12/15/23 06:44:59] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 19:20:36 is added to their clock.
[12/16/23 11:04:55] CornFly, ToHellWithGA, and vegadark [1669/3169] have team battled eising, bfft, and Crazycatlady [863/2904] and won! 0 days, 00:35:15 is removed from their clocks.
[12/16/23 11:05:50] Cockroach [138/431] has challenged bfft [605/942] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:35:23 is added to Cockroach's clock.
[12/17/23 09:06:44] bfft learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:57:48 towards level 64.
[12/17/23 11:38:31] bfft was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 15:46:44 from level 64.
[12/18/23 16:45:55] bfft got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:31:29 towards level 64.
[12/19/23 01:41:14] sam [24/1012] has challenged bfft [639/942] in combat and lost! 3 days, 13:23:17 is added to sam's clock.
[12/19/23 18:34:24] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 01:37:47 is added to their clock.
[12/20/23 14:51:01] unicron, pyre, bfft, and dbx12 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/21/23 21:21:54] bfft [317/942] has come upon jjasghar [1090/1116] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 11:47:40 is added to bfft's clock.
[12/22/23 06:57:33] "\@_ [1019/1207] has challenged bfft [509/942] in combat and won! 10 days, 23:27:18 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[12/22/23 06:57:33] "\@_ has dealt bfft a Critical Strike! 1 day, 10:34:23 is added to bfft's clock.
[12/22/23 07:57:38] Lnk [374/829] has come upon bfft [291/942] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:17:45 is removed from Lnk's clock.
[12/23/23 04:57:29] bfft stole ion's level 380 weapon while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 378 weapon behind, which ion then takes.
[12/23/23 13:07:55] bfft [335/944] has come upon wowbagger [93/786] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:23:47 is removed from bfft's clock.
[12/23/23 16:53:54] Sombra [110/1177] has come upon bfft [375/944] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 04:53:45 is added to Sombra's clock.
[12/24/23 02:57:52] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 8 days, 19:24:35 toward level 64.
[12/25/23 09:26:52] Kritzefitz [507/1170] has challenged bfft [155/944] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:09:15 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[12/26/23 06:49:28] kevkev, DividedByZero, and Stevland [1532/2002] have team battled solarsparq, Cirdan, and bfft [2514/2867] and lost! 0 days, 18:16:23 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/23 12:30:55] bfft [933/944] has come upon Abe [202/632] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:36:15 is removed from bfft's clock.
[12/28/23 15:16:05] bfft [651/944] has challenged Celediel [201/586] in combat and won! 7 days, 04:10:03 is removed from bfft's clock.
[12/28/23 19:52:14] bfft [548/944] has come upon Yarosh [378/549] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 02:02:36 is removed from bfft's clock.
[12/29/23 11:01:24] tomhek [28/1244] has challenged bfft [14/944] in combat and won! 11 days, 05:01:28 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[12/30/23 09:29:04] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:55:11 is added to their clock.
[12/31/23 04:12:57] bfft had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 13:45:05 towards level 65.
[12/31/23 18:35:04] GilbertErik, unicron, and BlueJay [1503/2154] have team battled RussellB, particleflux, and bfft [1501/2457] and won! 0 days, 00:30:01 is removed from their clocks.
[01/01/24 01:49:21] bfft [886/944] has come upon grangerstranger [408/512] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 23:51:24 is removed from bfft's clock.
[01/01/24 01:49:21] bfft has dealt grangerstranger a Critical Strike! 1 day, 22:22:36 is added to grangerstranger's clock.
[01/01/24 08:23:06] u4ia [119/531] has challenged bfft [898/944] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:55:49 is added to u4ia's clock.
[01/01/24 13:00:43] bfft caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 07:20:27 towards level 65.
[01/01/24 15:02:24] ChowderKeg, Lilith, and wille [1532/2020] have team battled bfft, Blohsh, and mordac [1864/2092] and lost! 0 days, 07:11:46 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/24 22:08:51] Dex [101/192] has challenged bfft [313/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:42:40 is added to Dex's clock.
[01/02/24 17:32:10] Paganel [49/787] has challenged bfft [146/944] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:51:18 is added to Paganel's clock.
[01/03/24 13:32:52] tass [314/722] has challenged bfft [655/944] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:09:32 is added to tass's clock.
[01/03/24 23:02:41] bfft [255/944] has come upon caeli [368/862] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 21:24:23 is added to bfft's clock.
[01/06/24 15:13:08] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 17:30:30 is added to their clock.
[01/06/24 21:38:38] bfft discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:25:02 towards level 65.
[01/06/24 22:20:26] bfft [161/944] has come upon MetaNova [644/699] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 10:08:41 is added to bfft's clock.
[01/07/24 13:28:44] bfft, tsr, and bookworm [747/2782] have team battled Sombra, dwfreed, and k4k0 [1277/2571] and lost! 4 days, 18:19:08 is added to their clocks.
[01/07/24 17:37:46] A_Dragon [1157/1187] has come upon bfft [256/944] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:27:00 is removed from A_Dragon's clock.
[01/08/24 23:13:16] bfft [889/944] has challenged particleflux [475/522] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:18:14 is removed from bfft's clock.
[01/09/24 21:18:40] bfft [497/944] has challenged tmberg [842/1127] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:15:56 is added to bfft's clock.
[01/11/24 08:31:55] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 05:52:18 is added to their clock.
[01/12/24 15:52:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried bfft 2 days, 02:33:15 toward level 65.
[01/12/24 23:33:23] Ecko [490/955] has come upon bfft [197/944] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 14:12:48 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[01/13/24 06:33:54] Wam [216/1145] has come upon bfft [554/944] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 14:56:30 is added to Wam's clock.
[01/13/24 15:09:03] bfft was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:32:46 from level 65.
[01/14/24 18:56:26] Visievion [351/355] has challenged bfft [912/944] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:22 is added to Visievion's clock.
[01/16/24 04:24:15] bfft [196/944] has come upon alephnull [740/813] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 14:48:51 is added to bfft's clock.
[01/16/24 14:16:43] yang, bfft, and PanamaCity3003 [462/1578] have team battled idleneutral, kptr, and HeavyPodda [2079/2191] and lost! 0 days, 02:54:35 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/24 15:58:34] Koffa [191/1001] has challenged bfft [533/944] in combat and lost! 4 days, 20:19:00 is added to Koffa's clock.
[01/18/24 09:24:54] pwae, slim, and Notir [1442/2891] have team battled VonToutCourt, Ankhers, and bfft [678/3166] and won! 2 days, 07:23:03 is removed from their clocks.
[01/19/24 02:13:36] bfft [294/944] has challenged munkis [635/830] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:08:13 is added to bfft's clock.
[01/21/24 21:30:04] bfft [476/944] has challenged ChowderKeg [551/575] in combat and lost! 2 days, 03:42:46 is added to bfft's clock.
[01/22/24 10:08:34] bfft [544/944] has come upon pants [1010/1294] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 03:42:05 is added to bfft's clock.
[01/23/24 08:49:41] Crazycatlady [62/1130] has come upon bfft [691/944] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 00:11:39 is added to Crazycatlady's clock.
[01/23/24 13:15:09] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:50:17 is added to their clock.
[01/23/24 22:28:37] bfft [293/944] has come upon idleevil [662/919] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:01:18 is added to bfft's clock.
[01/24/24 04:03:02] GRIZZLYMAN, bfft, and bird [1077/2046] have team battled Wam, Silvanus_Betrium, and Nysdar [1118/3126] and lost! 0 days, 15:01:54 is added to their clocks.
[01/25/24 05:02:09] bfft [587/944] has come upon StalkR [313/1045] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 10:56:33 is removed from bfft's clock.
[01/27/24 04:43:29] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 19:00:14 is added to their clock.
[01/28/24 23:29:40] bfft was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:22:44 towards level 65.
[01/29/24 01:31:31] bfft [90/944] has come upon idleevil [155/919] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 09:17:26 is added to bfft's clock.
[01/30/24 04:19:53] hax404 [290/629] has come upon bfft [294/944] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:11:02 is added to hax404's clock.
[01/31/24 22:48:12] bfft lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:20:30 from level 65.
[02/02/24 01:38:24] bfft [643/954] has challenged MetaNova [265/959] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:59:31 is removed from bfft's clock.
[02/02/24 02:12:16] Deathgrim [19/359] has challenged bfft [614/954] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:13:18 is added to Deathgrim's clock.
[02/03/24 11:07:20] bfft caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:02 towards level 65.
[02/04/24 16:56:36] bfft [276/954] has come upon Crazycatlady [332/1130] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:08:37 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/05/24 01:10:17] bfft bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:52:32 towards level 65.
[02/05/24 06:30:55] bfft had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:57:01 towards level 65.
[02/06/24 04:59:50] Visievion, bfft, and elf [2386/2407] have team battled Forud, gideonstar, and blobdog [1118/2616] and won! 0 days, 05:58:21 is removed from their clocks.
[02/06/24 06:54:42] bfft [626/954] has come upon IFireflyl [382/759] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 18:19:37 is removed from bfft's clock.
[02/06/24 10:54:26] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:36:03 towards level 65.
[02/06/24 11:17:43] bfft [188/954] has come upon Daikojun [197/679] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:02:51 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/06/24 18:50:19] bfft [47/954] has come upon muirrum [116/606] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:05:16 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/07/24 05:08:58] bfft [720/954] has challenged Bolded [911/976] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:52:35 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/08/24 02:50:02] bfft invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:24:12 towards level 65.
[02/10/24 02:49:32] Kritzefitz [310/1175] has come upon bfft [585/954] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 21:41:03 is added to Kritzefitz's clock.
[02/11/24 13:19:20] hax404 [517/649] has come upon bfft [230/954] and taken them in combat! 12 days, 01:18:15 is removed from hax404's clock.
[02/11/24 14:32:12] bfft [860/954] has challenged Nysdar [332/1158] in combat and won! 10 days, 16:11:22 is removed from bfft's clock.
[02/11/24 19:39:27] bfft stole Minus's level 273 pair of boots while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 63 pair of boots behind, which Minus then takes.
[02/12/24 17:10:10] bfft stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 13:14:37 towards level 66.
[02/12/24 17:20:36] nya [2/742] has challenged bfft [1009/1143] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:04:22 is added to nya's clock.
[02/12/24 23:43:39] Aksej, bfft, and tswsl [1600/2955] have team battled aqsd, drahthaar, and Bluedog [175/2581] and won! 5 days, 06:54:07 is removed from their clocks.
[02/12/24 23:44:15] bfft [319/1143] has challenged gendish [210/429] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:05:17 is removed from bfft's clock.
[02/13/24 02:45:02] bfft [1007/1143] has challenged yNos [69/973] in combat and won! 5 days, 19:24:31 is removed from bfft's clock.
[02/13/24 02:51:03] heisenbug, bfft, and pwae [2288/2758] have team battled PanamaCity3003, CaptainS122, and CornFly [852/1666] and won! 3 days, 13:33:02 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/24 21:59:30] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:03:27 towards level 66.
[02/15/24 19:01:09] bg [824/1134] has challenged bfft [1044/1143] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:46 is added to bg's clock.
[02/16/24 08:04:24] bfft [415/1143] has challenged ChowderKeg [433/581] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:29:12 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/16/24 11:50:36] bfft [523/1143] has come upon StalkR [775/1050] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:18:42 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/17/24 11:05:06] bfft, Gorek, and jjasghar [2687/3294] have team battled gildarts, Bahhumbug, and PanamaCity3003 [895/1880] and won! 0 days, 04:11:50 is removed from their clocks.
[02/19/24 10:17:48] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed bfft with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 13:04:47 from level 66.
[02/20/24 09:25:43] bfft [75/1153] has challenged gradator [620/785] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:25:55 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/21/24 11:10:07] bfft was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:19:08 towards level 66.
[02/21/24 21:40:35] noex [73/490] has come upon bfft [184/1153] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:53:48 is added to noex's clock.
[02/22/24 07:55:10] bfft discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:14:24 towards level 66.
[02/22/24 19:26:46] nawcom [656/972] has come upon bfft [320/1153] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 21:29:43 is removed from nawcom's clock.
[02/22/24 20:20:09] bfft fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:05:38 from level 66.
[02/23/24 10:03:46] BlueJay, Xenthys, and gideonstar [1065/2655] have team battled VonToutCourt, bfft, and kenyon [3205/3574] and lost! 0 days, 06:42:34 is added to their clocks.
[02/24/24 02:22:01] eising [519/844] has challenged bfft [285/1153] in combat and won! 12 days, 00:41:55 is removed from eising's clock.
[02/24/24 09:01:35] zuper [53/175] has challenged bfft [746/1153] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:20:18 is added to zuper's clock.
[02/25/24 05:51:20] bfft [144/1153] has come upon solarsparq [609/821] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:20:50 is added to bfft's clock.
[02/26/24 00:30:16] bfft, Stevland, and jacob1 [1485/3144] have team battled wowbagger, Cockroach, and SSLbits [448/2260] and won! 0 days, 01:04:55 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/24 06:46:40] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:21:22 is added to their clock.
[02/26/24 09:40:09] bfft [997/1153] has come upon KindOne [90/498] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 04:11:26 is removed from bfft's clock.
[02/26/24 16:08:33] bfft [1052/1153] has come upon zifnab06 [145/656] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 16:43:02 is removed from bfft's clock.
[02/27/24 00:29:47] bfft gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 08:06:20 towards level 66.
[02/27/24 02:15:33] bfft, Jens, and yano [1964/3240] have team battled washclof, Notir, and dbx12 [1782/3189] and won! 1 day, 22:44:08 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/24 11:18:36] bfft [750/1153] has come upon Yarosh [235/548] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:47:58 is removed from bfft's clock.
[02/28/24 12:28:22] bfft learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:53:34 towards level 66.
[03/01/24 09:40:41] soltys, JackyB, and StalkR [1294/2889] have team battled style, dwfreed, and bfft [1633/2849] and lost! 0 days, 14:10:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/24 16:49:46] bfft found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:51 towards level 66.
[03/01/24 19:35:00] bfft [1124/1153] has come upon tscherer [265/465] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:19:26 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/02/24 01:58:49] Theleveler [229/661] has challenged bfft [1068/1153] in combat and lost! 6 days, 16:13:58 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[03/02/24 21:59:53] bfft [724/1153] has come upon yNos [902/1228] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:44:59 is added to bfft's clock.
[03/02/24 22:48:49] bfft burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bfft's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/03/24 15:39:17] bfft [386/1147] has challenged Bluedog [621/875] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to bfft's clock.
[03/03/24 23:14:52] bfft slipped and dropped their charm in a dirty bog! bfft's charm loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/04/24 19:06:01] apb, Ancalagon, bfft, and io have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/05/24 02:20:06] bfft [702/1143] has come upon ion [269/866] and taken them in combat! 10 days, 05:13:44 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/06/24 00:06:11] bfft found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 05:43:17 towards level 67.
[03/06/24 10:46:59] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:42:20 is added to their clock.
[03/07/24 16:35:25] tomhek, Notir, and bfft [1424/3601] have team battled washclof, Wam, and BlueJay [990/3224] and won! 2 days, 02:44:27 is removed from their clocks.
[03/09/24 03:59:22] Brocker, slim, bfft, and Notir have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/11/24 19:31:03] bfft found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:40:57 towards level 67.
[03/13/24 08:18:07] bfft broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 00:06:33 from level 67.
[03/14/24 07:23:03] bfft has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:13:40 from level 67.
[03/14/24 12:08:06] gusto, Ankhers, and bfft [2007/2840] have team battled washclof, nya, and nowz [1528/2637] and won! 3 days, 14:03:54 is removed from their clocks.
[03/14/24 14:49:52] Cockroach, eising, and bfft [357/2668] have team battled vegadark, Pinkman, and Frosty [531/2020] and lost! 2 days, 02:31:45 is added to their clocks.
[03/16/24 04:55:45] bfft burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! bfft's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/16/24 08:28:45] bfft [522/1137] has challenged Puff [428/680] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:05:20 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/16/24 20:39:34] pfoley [713/1080] has challenged bfft [389/1137] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:52:59 is removed from pfoley's clock.
[03/17/24 20:41:21] h00k, scornn, and el [665/2016] have team battled Gorek, kinus, and bfft [2162/2864] and lost! 1 day, 18:47:58 is added to their clocks.
[03/18/24 01:56:49] drahthaar, bfft, and Ancalagon [1677/2660] have team battled Kurenai, Kayn, and "\@_ [187/2516] and won! 1 day, 23:46:40 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/24 22:23:10] bfft [845/1137] has challenged abarat [192/330] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:04:01 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/19/24 01:06:32] bfft [399/1137] has come upon DojShadow [194/385] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:05:17 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/20/24 01:37:50] bfft [405/1137] has come upon Neil [523/838] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:00:52 is added to bfft's clock.
[03/21/24 03:13:57] bfft [754/1137] has come upon ToHellWithGA [617/1309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:05:37 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/21/24 11:05:32] V [1096/1180] has come upon bfft [157/1137] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:28:33 is removed from V's clock.
[03/22/24 19:25:18] abarat, bfft, and tswsl [886/2178] have team battled Aksej, Fraiyr, and VonToutCourt [244/2882] and won! 0 days, 07:04:49 is removed from their clocks.
[03/22/24 20:07:48] bfft found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:02:14 towards level 67.
[03/23/24 14:39:00] bfft had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:43:36 towards level 67.
[03/23/24 19:58:46] bfft [1040/1137] has challenged Lord255 [663/1065] in combat and won! 12 days, 05:14:13 is removed from bfft's clock.
[03/24/24 07:29:22] bfft found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:59:40 towards level 68.
[03/28/24 13:06:43] Fyrgor [311/590] has challenged bfft [228/1137] in combat and won! 3 days, 06:42:53 is removed from Fyrgor's clock.
[03/28/24 16:01:44] bfft was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 05:03:38 towards level 68.
[03/28/24 18:33:56] JohnMH [95/229] has challenged bfft [759/1137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:49:30 is added to JohnMH's clock.
[03/29/24 22:03:59] Kayn, Lilith, and thatmint [1296/2357] have team battled JackyB, pyre, and bfft [758/3014] and won! 0 days, 21:16:39 is removed from their clocks.
[03/30/24 11:40:51] bfft reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! bfft's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/30/24 20:48:58] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:15:49 is added to their clock.
[03/31/24 18:51:57] hdm [526/1114] has come upon bfft [798/1143] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:01:42 is added to hdm's clock.
[03/31/24 19:22:04] bfft invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:39:56 towards level 68.
[04/02/24 05:28:15] bfft stole Mat's level 282 pair of boots while they were sleeping! bfft leaves their old level 273 pair of boots behind, which Mat then takes.
[04/02/24 10:59:32] bfft met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 21:10:06 from level 68.
[04/03/24 00:41:57] realguy [440/482] has challenged bfft [1043/1151] in combat and lost! 1 day, 04:56:00 is added to realguy's clock.
[04/03/24 16:32:35] caeli [514/874] has challenged bfft [210/1151] in combat and won! 12 days, 12:13:07 is removed from caeli's clock.
[04/05/24 16:26:10] rs, CodeGeek, and kinus [1044/2535] have team battled GilbertErik, bfft, and buzel [920/2618] and won! 0 days, 03:45:56 is removed from their clocks.
[04/05/24 18:44:37] KyloRen [41/419] has challenged bfft [1075/1151] in combat and lost! 3 days, 23:18:15 is added to KyloRen's clock.
[04/06/24 17:49:07] bfft tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 23:25:03 towards level 68.
[04/06/24 21:23:30] Techman, Tangles, bfft, and BastelBot have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/07/24 02:51:10] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:32:22 is added to their clock.
[04/07/24 14:11:42] bfft grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:05:28 towards level 68.
[04/09/24 17:17:45] bfft got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:28:58 towards level 68.
[04/10/24 21:36:17] bfft was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:00:15 towards level 68.
[04/11/24 13:39:07] Jens [281/979] has challenged bfft [109/1151] in combat and won! 8 days, 09:43:59 is removed from Jens's clock.
[04/13/24 03:23:41] bfft [534/1144] has come upon freeboson [292/1046] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 18:02:54 is removed from bfft's clock.
[04/15/24 11:03:35] MadMan [366/580] has challenged bfft [1132/1144] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:57:46 is added to MadMan's clock.
[04/16/24 11:11:49] bfft met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:25:10 from level 68.
[04/18/24 08:57:07] bfft got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:10:34 towards level 68.
[04/18/24 09:01:38] TimWolla, drahthaar, and yano [18/2746] have team battled buzel, adamus1red, and bfft [1793/2669] and lost! 0 days, 01:19:15 is added to their clocks.
[04/18/24 18:20:55] Mathew [253/279] has challenged bfft [201/1144] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:39:20 is removed from Mathew's clock.
[04/20/24 02:49:55] bfft [280/1147] has challenged TimeWarp [368/845] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to bfft's clock.
[04/20/24 20:41:05] bfft is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 06:53:27 is added to their clock.
[04/22/24 00:02:57] bfft had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 03:50:46 towards level 69.
[04/22/24 10:03:36] bfft bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 22:42:39 from level 69.
[04/23/24 11:13:47] bfft was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 16:34:25 from level 69.
[04/25/24 21:17:56] bfft [100/1147] has come upon alexlehm [355/847] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 20:36:14 is added to bfft's clock.