Player Info

User: ukleinek
Class: defaultclass
Admin?: No
Level: 83
Next level: 57 days, 06:36:45
Status: Online
Host: ukleinek!~ukl@user/ukl
Account Created: Wed Aug 11 17:17:55 2021
Last login: Thu Feb 1 04:15:16 2024
Total time idled: 939 days, 19:21:18
Current position: [367,494]
Alignment: Evil
XML: [link]

Map

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Items

amulet: 135 [Dwyn's Storm Magic Amulet]
boots: 258 [Mrquick's Magical Boots of Swiftness]
charm: 73
gloves: 58
helm: 74 [Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown]
leggings: 84
ring: 73 [Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness]
shield: 63
tunic: 121 [Res0's Protectorate Plate Mail]
weapon: 196 [Drdink's Cane of Blind Rage]

sum: 1135

Penalties

kick: None
logout: None
mesg: 0 days, 06:24:14
nick: None
part: None
quest: 3 days, 09:40:34
quit: 31 days, 04:39:41

total: 34 days, 20:44:29

Character Modifiers

[08/11/21 22:27:57] ukleinek [0/0] has challenged V [273/573] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:48 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/11/21 23:27:33] ukleinek [3/14] has challenged TimWolla [2/563] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:02:31 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/12/21 04:24:14] ukleinek [26/86] has challenged bananaboat [68/79] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/12/21 17:18:11] Vroomfondel [57/270] has challenged ukleinek [98/137] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Vroomfondel's clock.
[08/12/21 17:55:25] Pricey [229/449] has challenged ukleinek [58/144] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:29:29 is removed from Pricey's clock.
[08/12/21 19:11:04] munkis [295/437] has come upon ukleinek [106/144] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:01:01 is removed from munkis's clock.
[08/13/21 00:35:25] ukleinek [10/146] has challenged talisein [489/595] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/13/21 01:45:06] ukleinek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:31 towards level 23.
[08/13/21 04:35:39] bg [349/437] has come upon ukleinek [6/146] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:43:18 is removed from bg's clock.
[08/13/21 10:08:51] ukleinek [24/167] has challenged hax404 [139/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/13/21 13:09:30] KeboDK [188/388] has challenged ukleinek [75/167] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:00 is removed from KeboDK's clock.
[08/13/21 16:25:51] ukleinek [21/174] has challenged popey [394/401] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/13/21 23:55:05] ukleinek [70/194] has challenged Karen [69/383] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:24 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/14/21 05:09:26] ukleinek bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:11:14 from level 27.
[08/14/21 07:13:05] ukleinek [195/252] has challenged womblecat [277/334] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/14/21 09:02:04] sky [163/347] has challenged ukleinek [169/252] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to sky's clock.
[08/14/21 11:27:02] ukleinek got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:36:48 from level 28.
[08/14/21 17:38:24] ukleinek [119/252] has challenged d4n13L [133/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/15/21 05:01:05] ukleinek [238/263] has challenged AlexS [487/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/15/21 09:32:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 0 days, 02:51:45 toward level 30.
[08/15/21 11:31:05] shikhin [207/467] has come upon ukleinek [163/263] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 17:03:40 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[08/15/21 13:07:34] cornfeedhobo [77/323] has challenged ukleinek [36/263] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:49:50 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[08/15/21 15:21:15] ukleinek [210/263] has challenged pztrn [294/390] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/16/21 06:42:00] ukleinek [175/265] has challenged crysis [64/444] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:32 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/16/21 21:28:19] ukleinek [113/265] has challenged starlink [389/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/17/21 08:02:52] Nysdar [302/462] has come upon ukleinek [177/265] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:00:05 is removed from Nysdar's clock.
[08/17/21 18:04:22] ukleinek [20/265] has challenged Kronan [224/242] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/18/21 09:36:31] ukleinek [66/265] has come upon tomhek [214/394] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:35:07 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/18/21 15:05:42] ion, Crazycatlady, and bananaboat [37/1393] have team battled Sokar, ukleinek, and RussellB [1091/1323] and lost! 0 days, 00:35:40 is added to their clocks.
[08/18/21 18:33:18] ukleinek [135/311] has challenged Ancalagon [527/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/19/21 20:42:59] Bahhumbug [255/359] has come upon ukleinek [222/311] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:11:41 is removed from Bahhumbug's clock.
[08/20/21 01:32:12] ukleinek [296/335] has challenged StalkR [215/404] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/20/21 15:37:38] ToHellWithGA [54/534] has challenged ukleinek [256/335] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:22:08 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[08/20/21 23:33:12] kline [132/432] has come upon ukleinek [143/335] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:17:46 is added to kline's clock.
[08/21/21 04:17:01] ukleinek [325/338] has challenged thornrag [395/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/21/21 12:37:29] ukleinek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:53:45 towards level 37.
[08/21/21 20:43:53] blabber [237/421] has come upon ukleinek [165/338] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:12:00 is removed from blabber's clock.
[08/22/21 14:41:20] ukleinek [152/356] has challenged buzel [29/737] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:09 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/23/21 03:51:25] Sherpard2 [9/644] has challenged ukleinek [71/356] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:39:36 is added to Sherpard2's clock.
[08/23/21 09:57:44] MadMan [107/484] has come upon ukleinek [71/356] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:47:23 is removed from MadMan's clock.
[08/24/21 02:16:30] ukleinek [116/356] has challenged Wolf [255/583] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/25/21 05:41:08] MrGlass [65/582] has challenged ukleinek [284/356] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to MrGlass's clock.
[08/26/21 03:49:27] KeboDK, pastly, and Zaratustra [515/1358] have team battled O[_], el, and ukleinek [742/1181] and lost! 0 days, 16:09:19 is added to their clocks.
[08/26/21 04:28:02] ukleinek [258/356] has challenged uovobw [522/523] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/27/21 07:31:08] ukleinek [231/356] has come upon Forud [262/546] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:10:55 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/27/21 14:29:51] hockpa2e, ukleinek, and oxzi [735/1181] have team battled Way, bagels, and TheSilentLink [815/1311] and lost! 0 days, 05:16:30 is added to their clocks.
[08/27/21 22:36:57] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:52:57 towards level 40.
[08/28/21 04:10:02] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:36:35 towards level 40.
[08/28/21 13:22:51] DrWhax [701/811] has come upon ukleinek [238/356] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:52:36 is removed from DrWhax's clock.
[08/28/21 16:46:35] sid3windr, ukleinek, and pztrn [1259/1387] have team battled unicron, bagels, and Yarosh [990/1209] and won! 0 days, 00:22:33 is removed from their clocks.
[08/28/21 18:16:44] ukleinek [122/371] has challenged CornFly [207/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/29/21 12:43:35] nyuszika7h [210/559] has come upon ukleinek [18/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:22:36 is removed from nyuszika7h's clock.
[08/30/21 01:53:19] Ankhers [335/562] has come upon ukleinek [37/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:09:44 is removed from Ankhers's clock.
[08/30/21 12:05:41] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:48:02 towards level 41.
[08/31/21 08:08:34] Mlajzuk [296/376] has come upon ukleinek [121/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:17:46 is removed from Mlajzuk's clock.
[08/31/21 12:01:10] ukleinek [2/374] has challenged A_Dragon [542/613] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/31/21 18:07:49] RussellB [495/728] has come upon ukleinek [276/377] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:22:26 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[08/31/21 18:07:49] RussellB has dealt ukleinek a Critical Strike! 0 days, 14:26:48 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[09/01/21 02:04:36] Puff, Ancalagon, and bagels [1066/1478] have team battled ukleinek, Sherpard2, and Paperclip [1410/1621] and lost! 0 days, 19:24:15 is added to their clocks.
[09/01/21 16:04:08] JackyB [157/284] has come upon ukleinek [6/377] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:59:36 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[09/01/21 20:23:53] pyre [130/528] has come upon ukleinek [224/377] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:28:58 is added to pyre's clock.
[09/02/21 00:12:08] ukleinek [348/377] has come upon cornfeedhobo [123/365] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:39:39 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[09/02/21 18:21:00] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:57:07 towards level 42.
[09/03/21 05:38:42] ukleinek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ukleinek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[09/03/21 11:07:21] postikana [377/407] has come upon ukleinek [349/381] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:22:09 is removed from postikana's clock.
[09/03/21 19:38:22] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:19:08 towards level 42.
[09/03/21 21:12:48] shikhin, Sorin, and A_Dragon [42/1607] have team battled Cirdan, MELOONi, and ukleinek [90/1560] and lost! 0 days, 05:40:08 is added to their clocks.
[09/03/21 23:52:46] ukleinek [314/389] has challenged kptr [354/444] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[09/05/21 01:46:10] JamCow [364/523] has challenged ukleinek [231/389] in combat and won! 1 day, 13:28:05 is removed from JamCow's clock.
[09/05/21 21:43:10] ukleinek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:24:17 towards level 43.
[09/06/21 07:46:37] Pingerfowder, ukleinek, and Koffa [52/1286] have team battled nya, cfjk, and "\@_ [75/1498] and lost! 0 days, 05:54:56 is added to their clocks.
[09/06/21 23:46:14] meskio [257/414] has come upon ukleinek [208/389] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:19:05 is removed from meskio's clock.
[09/07/21 04:15:29] ukleinek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:48:05 from level 43.
[09/07/21 16:16:19] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:20:18 towards level 43.
[09/07/21 20:46:08] ukleinek [307/389] has challenged Iines [200/789] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:48:29 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[09/11/21 10:29:07] ukleinek [384/396] has challenged Tor [204/429] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:51:26 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[09/11/21 14:34:27] cremefresh [349/644] has come upon ukleinek [344/396] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:04:52 is removed from cremefresh's clock.
[09/11/21 20:55:10] ukleinek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:47:22 towards level 45.
[09/13/21 23:32:40] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:34:17 is added to their clock.
[09/14/21 16:02:52] buzel, Paganel, and Juan [387/1814] have team battled QinWentian, mordac, and ukleinek [721/1108] and lost! 0 days, 08:55:43 is added to their clocks.
[09/14/21 18:04:45] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:03:43 towards level 45.
[09/15/21 03:38:11] ukleinek [100/407] has challenged StalkR [347/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[09/15/21 20:26:15] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:15:33 is added to their clock.
[09/15/21 20:29:59] scornn [128/403] has come upon ukleinek [56/407] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 14:49:10 is removed from scornn's clock.
[09/15/21 21:14:55] ukleinek [229/407] has come upon Tenedos [66/545] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:40:33 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[09/16/21 12:05:33] kptr, elf, and DownAndUp [295/1560] have team battled zgrep, Vroomfondel, and ukleinek [217/1384] and won! 0 days, 00:00:41 is removed from their clocks.
[09/17/21 05:27:10] Cirdan [81/492] has come upon ukleinek [322/407] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:14:26 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[09/18/21 11:53:48] ukleinek [379/407] has challenged loftyabyss [79/113] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:39:41 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[09/18/21 17:59:34] bananaboat, crysis, and Khorne [380/1687] have team battled ukleinek, Asara, and jaxson [166/1278] and won! 0 days, 07:47:34 is removed from their clocks.
[09/20/21 07:59:41] ukleinek EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:13:38 from level 46.
[09/20/21 12:46:14] ukleinek [29/411] has challenged misha [382/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[09/20/21 13:18:35] ukleinek, hockpa2e, and runtime [186/1283] have team battled Sombra, dwfreed, and aqsd [1051/1947] and lost! 0 days, 08:41:32 is added to their clocks.
[09/21/21 13:40:06] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:52:03 towards level 47.
[09/22/21 17:17:48] t3chn0 [485/538] has challenged ukleinek [403/411] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:13:45 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[09/23/21 07:09:13] pztrn [150/441] has come upon ukleinek [379/411] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:42:56 is added to pztrn's clock.
[09/23/21 13:56:23] tswsl [396/434] has come upon ukleinek [392/411] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:46:51 is removed from tswsl's clock.
[09/25/21 01:47:13] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:17:06 towards level 47.
[09/25/21 04:53:45] ukleinek left their weapon out in the rain to rust! ukleinek's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[09/25/21 19:54:12] Oblomov [470/474] has challenged ukleinek [311/407] in combat and won! 1 day, 23:31:59 is removed from Oblomov's clock.
[09/25/21 19:54:12] In the fierce battle, ukleinek dropped their level 74 helm! Oblomov picks it up, tossing their old level 57 helm to ukleinek.
[09/26/21 10:22:54] rathel [116/236] has challenged ukleinek [367/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to rathel's clock.
[09/26/21 23:53:54] ukleinek [172/396] has challenged soltys [266/514] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[09/28/21 06:29:53] ukleinek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:14:00 towards level 48.
[09/28/21 11:49:10] ukleinek got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:51:28 towards level 48.
[09/29/21 20:48:30] mordac [255/437] has challenged ukleinek [265/396] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:54:55 is added to mordac's clock.
[09/30/21 03:35:40] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:12:39 towards level 48.
[09/30/21 10:10:12] ukleinek [355/396] has come upon Tenedos [412/567] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:46:53 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[09/30/21 17:02:02] kiska, Alarien, and Tor [780/1393] have team battled ukleinek, thornrag, and soltys [888/1475] and lost! 0 days, 05:46:23 is added to their clocks.
[10/06/21 07:53:28] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:05:40 is added to their clock.
[10/08/21 02:15:06] Ankhers [40/640] has come upon ukleinek [143/396] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:20:17 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[10/08/21 03:52:39] ukleinek [235/398] has challenged Faradome [126/447] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/09/21 05:33:17] yano [423/458] has come upon ukleinek [394/398] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:59:04 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/09/21 13:53:11] ukleinek [115/398] has challenged Tenedos [109/522] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:15:08 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/09/21 16:17:31] Centrixx [144/511] has come upon ukleinek [325/398] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 13:42:50 is added to Centrixx's clock.
[10/11/21 03:46:29] ukleinek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:05:43 towards level 49.
[10/11/21 04:00:47] RussellB [297/890] has challenged ukleinek [125/398] in combat and won! 1 day, 01:01:21 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[10/11/21 04:00:47] In the fierce battle, ukleinek dropped their level 47 charm! RussellB picks it up, tossing their old level 36 charm to ukleinek.
[10/12/21 04:46:12] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:24:42 towards level 49.
[10/12/21 08:28:31] buZz [307/481] has challenged ukleinek [95/388] in combat and won! 2 days, 12:30:03 is removed from buZz's clock.
[10/12/21 14:19:35] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:41 towards level 49.
[10/14/21 06:49:54] ukleinek [204/439] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [466/641] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[10/15/21 23:45:02] ukleinek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:16:27 from level 50.
[10/16/21 08:14:25] ukleinek [496/536] has challenged JeDa [763/985] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:43:47 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[10/16/21 13:04:27] Faradome, ukleinek, and Koffa [1102/1532] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, tomhek, and zbe [393/1622] and won! 0 days, 03:02:19 is removed from their clocks.
[10/17/21 02:31:46] gradator [584/638] has challenged ukleinek [272/536] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:10:51 is removed from gradator's clock.
[10/17/21 10:03:55] keepermurph, starlink, and Syloq [231/1501] have team battled talisein, ukleinek, and Wolf [507/1501] and lost! 0 days, 15:56:05 is added to their clocks.
[10/17/21 18:33:36] hiding [16/46] has challenged ukleinek [353/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to hiding's clock.
[10/18/21 09:11:02] Tangles, Algernon, and ukleinek [1135/1622] have team battled A_Dragon, Acolarh, and O[_] [1318/1796] and lost! 0 days, 08:44:36 is added to their clocks.
[10/18/21 11:27:56] ukleinek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:23:26 from level 50.
[10/18/21 22:01:51] ukleinek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:46:29 towards level 50.
[10/20/21 03:09:24] ukleinek, "\@_, and fattrat [575/1469] have team battled Haqur, ChowderKeg, and bsleep [1402/1659] and lost! 0 days, 22:12:37 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/21 16:26:15] Russell [152/663] has come upon ukleinek [192/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:45:21 is added to Russell's clock.
[10/20/21 17:30:17] yano [431/437] has come upon ukleinek [161/536] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:08:32 is removed from yano's clock.
[10/20/21 17:35:42] ukleinek [152/536] has challenged blackroot [64/525] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:31:49 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/20/21 18:53:19] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:16:46 towards level 50.
[10/21/21 03:24:12] CornFly, quantum_turtle, and ukleinek [140/1342] have team battled sc, Forud, and pztrn [2/2101] and won! 0 days, 02:17:46 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/21 01:15:15] ukleinek and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/21 20:55:12] ukleinek was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:20:14 from level 50.
[10/23/21 16:15:21] soul [10/26] has challenged ukleinek [276/536] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to soul's clock.
[10/24/21 02:47:54] ukleinek, Acolarh, and dwfreed [1817/2180] have team battled soltys, coding_monk, and buZz [1289/1431] and won! 0 days, 05:48:47 is removed from their clocks.
[10/24/21 04:38:08] MrMagoo [151/429] has come upon ukleinek [397/536] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:32:08 is added to MrMagoo's clock.
[10/25/21 00:34:23] ukleinek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:02:05 towards level 50.
[10/25/21 18:40:10] ukleinek and cremefresh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/25/21 18:52:01] ukleinek [333/596] has challenged rs [339/467] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[10/26/21 03:32:16] Zaratustra [133/446] has come upon ukleinek [28/596] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:01:03 is removed from Zaratustra's clock.
[10/26/21 08:03:10] adamus1red [35/542] has challenged ukleinek [554/596] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:11:14 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[10/26/21 10:45:18] ukleinek and caeli have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/26/21 16:35:17] ukleinek lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:31:05 from level 51.
[10/28/21 20:10:02] ukleinek set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:31:30 from level 51.
[10/28/21 21:23:22] sky [238/412] has come upon ukleinek [97/596] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 12:14:39 is removed from sky's clock.
[10/29/21 14:55:04] mrmonday and ukleinek have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/30/21 20:25:45] ukleinek [127/596] has challenged CompanionCube [31/760] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:21:12 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/31/21 22:00:12] bloodElk [48/274] has challenged ukleinek [513/596] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to bloodElk's clock.
[11/01/21 07:46:18] sam stole ukleinek's level 68 ring while they were sleeping! sam leaves their old level 17 ring behind, which ukleinek then takes.
[11/01/21 14:03:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 1 day, 00:18:24 toward level 51.
[11/01/21 14:26:32] ukleinek, Ankhers, and GilbertErik [290/1732] have team battled Yuhno, bookworm, and pyre [716/1503] and lost! 0 days, 13:18:04 is added to their clocks.
[11/02/21 10:56:41] Koffa [296/549] has come upon ukleinek [151/441] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 04:26:27 is removed from Koffa's clock.
[11/04/21 01:46:33] ukleinek [83/441] has challenged Sherpard2 [214/670] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:39 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[11/05/21 04:54:10] GyrosGeier, ukleinek, and starlink [1256/1652] have team battled Kachin, sc, and gegenschein [1863/2323] and lost! 0 days, 01:10:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/05/21 11:56:50] ukleinek [162/449] has challenged tmberg [503/713] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[11/08/21 08:07:28] ukleinek [226/449] has challenged KindOne [310/459] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:44:50 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[11/08/21 15:52:14] HellSpawn [126/580] has come upon ukleinek [330/449] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:16:56 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[11/09/21 04:35:49] BastelBot [116/453] has come upon ukleinek [238/449] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:37:14 is added to BastelBot's clock.
[11/09/21 14:52:02] ukleinek bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:32:51 from level 52.
[11/09/21 22:33:44] Covid-19 [173/490] has come upon ukleinek [444/449] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:55:57 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[11/11/21 05:21:29] bananaboat [196/498] has challenged ukleinek [424/449] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:46:01 is added to bananaboat's clock.
[11/12/21 22:30:02] Psilocybe [503/604] has challenged ukleinek [15/449] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:22:06 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[11/13/21 14:55:34] Ankhers [184/625] has come upon ukleinek [310/449] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:50:42 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[11/13/21 14:55:34] Ankhers [211/625] has come upon ukleinek [226/449] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:36:15 is added to Ankhers's clock.
[11/14/21 08:29:15] ukleinek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:45:32 towards level 52.
[11/15/21 13:40:31] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:03:30 towards level 52.
[11/17/21 23:49:48] ukleinek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:48:06 towards level 52.
[11/18/21 15:03:19] Gorek, ukleinek, and Alys [682/1600] have team battled pyre, bookworm, and d4n13L [422/1573] and won! 0 days, 21:47:54 is removed from their clocks.
[11/20/21 00:55:44] AlexS [254/499] has come upon ukleinek [201/449] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 14:04:30 is removed from AlexS's clock.
[11/20/21 03:24:56] ukleinek sharpened the edge of their weapon! ukleinek's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[11/20/21 11:02:24] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:11:21 towards level 52.
[11/21/21 15:26:59] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 0 days, 03:10:59 toward level 52.
[11/21/21 18:42:07] ukleinek, el, and Svetland [559/1869] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, MELOONi, and hiding [202/1972] and won! 0 days, 00:38:31 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/21 19:19:53] ukleinek, muirrum, and gegenschein [910/1310] have team battled nya, BUSY, and Faradome [315/1385] and won! 0 days, 00:23:16 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/21 20:17:08] Svetland [215/789] has challenged ukleinek [96/450] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:42:57 is removed from Svetland's clock.
[11/21/21 20:52:57] ukleinek [24/450] has challenged Yarosh [110/462] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:58:28 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[11/22/21 05:14:20] KaterinaUwU [254/315] has challenged ukleinek [300/450] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to KaterinaUwU's clock.
[11/22/21 06:27:27] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 07:36:24 towards level 53.
[11/22/21 19:33:56] ukleinek stole mordac's level 46 pair of boots while they were sleeping! ukleinek leaves their old level 35 pair of boots behind, which mordac then takes.
[11/23/21 09:57:08] ukleinek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:14:18 from level 53.
[11/24/21 19:00:09] Covid-19 [3/510] has challenged ukleinek [340/460] in combat and lost! 2 days, 07:05:14 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[11/25/21 03:09:12] ukleinek got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 15:00:08 towards level 53.
[11/25/21 07:16:53] YeKong [143/470] has challenged ukleinek [215/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to YeKong's clock.
[11/25/21 16:37:33] Jens [286/402] has challenged ukleinek [386/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:14:19 is added to Jens's clock.
[11/25/21 21:38:38] "\@_ [244/535] has challenged ukleinek [200/460] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:58:14 is removed from "\@_'s clock.
[11/26/21 20:39:39] ukleinek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:00:21 towards level 53.
[11/27/21 08:45:18] Melon [261/529] has challenged ukleinek [423/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Melon's clock.
[11/27/21 23:34:13] Jazzhands [2/4] has challenged ukleinek [408/460] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Jazzhands's clock.
[11/28/21 14:07:58] ukleinek [404/460] has come upon mrmonday [277/536] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 01:20:39 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/29/21 12:22:10] gegenschein, ukleinek, and bobvador [985/1822] have team battled dCLCp, Svetland, and sc [876/1940] and won! 0 days, 05:36:12 is removed from their clocks.
[11/30/21 00:49:35] ukleinek, drahthaar, krin, and Koffa have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/30/21 02:10:09] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:48:58 towards level 53.
[11/30/21 07:20:45] allo [82/661] has come upon ukleinek [424/460] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:31:32 is added to allo's clock.
[12/01/21 04:52:48] ukleinek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ukleinek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/01/21 11:07:40] Sherpard2 [136/652] has challenged ukleinek [46/457] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:42:25 is removed from Sherpard2's clock.
[12/02/21 00:42:39] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 0 days, 20:41:54 toward level 53.
[12/02/21 11:51:21] ukleinek [276/457] has challenged DrinkyBird [282/519] in combat and lost! 1 day, 06:25:27 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/02/21 23:04:01] ukleinek died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:41:32 from level 54.
[12/04/21 23:14:56] ukleinek saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 05:59:05 from level 54.
[12/05/21 04:41:46] Nysdar [69/520] has challenged ukleinek [353/457] in combat and lost! 2 days, 15:54:04 is added to Nysdar's clock.
[12/05/21 06:25:22] Lord255 [254/598] has challenged ukleinek [394/457] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:24:40 is added to Lord255's clock.
[12/06/21 11:12:48] ukleinek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:14:15 towards level 54.
[12/06/21 22:41:50] ukleinek, Sokar, and el [367/1661] have team battled Nuae, Jens, and Makhno [299/1371] and won! 3 days, 01:43:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/21 15:10:36] Svetland, Paperclip, and ukleinek [284/1802] have team battled wesley, JamCow, and hugga [1094/1103] and lost! 0 days, 02:57:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/09/21 07:37:05] mgr [297/440] has come upon ukleinek [417/457] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:19:21 is added to mgr's clock.
[12/09/21 13:25:44] ukleinek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:48:45 towards level 54.
[12/10/21 01:32:39] adamus1red [238/771] has come upon ukleinek [271/457] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:11:44 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[12/14/21 00:08:38] ukleinek [462/464] has challenged Bkid [316/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:20:54 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[12/14/21 05:39:55] ukleinek left their weapon out in the rain to rust! ukleinek's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[12/14/21 10:32:12] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:21:20 is added to their clock.
[12/15/21 06:01:21] ukleinek misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:23:16 from level 54.
[12/16/21 18:26:53] Reilly, rawgreaze, and omero [1410/1719] have team battled TimWolla, ukleinek, and dwfreed [1037/2194] and won! 0 days, 02:16:32 is removed from their clocks.
[12/17/21 19:27:42] ukleinek [143/461] has challenged el [9/613] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:33 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[12/18/21 03:48:39] ukleinek [131/477] has challenged JigmeDatse [395/562] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:17:31 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/18/21 19:29:19] soltys, buzzzzz, and ukleinek [501/1553] have team battled Bolded, Covid-19, and aqsd [90/1479] and won! 0 days, 09:48:26 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/21 23:13:17] Thorael, ukleinek, Drin, and cfjk have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/19/21 01:25:09] buzel, Nuae, and chiastre [1075/2185] have team battled MrMagoo, Forud, and ukleinek [713/1809] and won! 0 days, 22:54:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/19/21 09:05:49] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:33:10 towards level 55.
[12/21/21 21:44:59] pyre, Cirdan, and anarcat [1468/2283] have team battled ukleinek, _sh, and Phil [423/1883] and won! 7 days, 02:24:50 is removed from their clocks.
[12/22/21 15:34:39] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:41:07 towards level 55.
[12/23/21 17:10:46] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 10:19:28 is added to their clock.
[12/24/21 02:45:55] strife [9/327] has challenged ukleinek [176/477] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to strife's clock.
[12/25/21 09:13:22] Tangles [1/599] has come upon ukleinek [345/477] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:59:38 is added to Tangles's clock.
[12/25/21 13:11:06] ukleinek [13/477] has come upon pfoley [424/593] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:49:29 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/25/21 19:18:11] cornfeedhobo, Bluedog, and texke [2047/2335] have team battled Sergio, hdm, and ukleinek [1112/2078] and won! 0 days, 05:45:30 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/21 22:47:43] edk, buyoq, and blabber [1833/2304] have team battled Sherpard2, ukleinek, and buzzzzz [1560/1719] and won! 0 days, 20:21:21 is removed from their clocks.
[12/25/21 23:44:27] BastelBot [192/459] has come upon ukleinek [89/477] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:48:39 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[12/26/21 07:54:15] sam [275/609] has come upon ukleinek [390/477] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:33:39 is added to sam's clock.
[12/26/21 12:01:31] ukleinek got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:11:22 towards level 55.
[12/30/21 14:54:24] ukleinek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:40:20 from level 55.
[12/30/21 15:57:10] ukleinek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:40:51 from level 55.
[12/30/21 16:05:02] Zaratustra, Alarien, and texke [522/2143] have team battled StalkR, ukleinek, and pyre [680/1788] and lost! 1 day, 21:36:34 is added to their clocks.
[12/31/21 15:57:48] ukleinek got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:16:53 towards level 55.
[12/31/21 18:44:00] BastelBot [340/503] has challenged ukleinek [203/477] in combat and won! 5 days, 17:39:42 is removed from BastelBot's clock.
[12/31/21 21:56:23] Yuhno [94/446] has come upon ukleinek [92/477] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 09:27:39 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[01/01/22 08:40:27] krin [219/777] has come upon ukleinek [300/477] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:27:08 is added to krin's clock.
[01/02/22 05:42:03] ukleinek [473/481] has challenged Bolded [473/590] in combat and won! 2 days, 16:19:57 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/02/22 10:43:44] ukleinek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 03:32:53 from level 56.
[01/02/22 13:43:32] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 11:16:50 is added to their clock.
[01/03/22 15:03:42] ukleinek was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:00:26 from level 56.
[01/04/22 19:17:46] ukleinek [82/481] has challenged nawcom [48/599] in combat and won! 3 days, 07:13:15 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/04/22 23:18:33] judahnator [244/487] has challenged ukleinek [364/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:39:12 is added to judahnator's clock.
[01/05/22 11:16:37] ukleinek learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:39:10 towards level 56.
[01/05/22 23:12:34] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 13 days, 03:50:19 toward level 56.
[01/06/22 07:02:29] t3chn0 [485/637] has come upon ukleinek [294/481] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 19:53:58 is removed from t3chn0's clock.
[01/06/22 14:18:05] ukleinek was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:12:54 from level 56.
[01/06/22 17:03:00] buzzzzz [352/590] has come upon ukleinek [340/481] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:44:23 is removed from buzzzzz's clock.
[01/07/22 00:28:43] bsleep [314/689] has challenged ukleinek [433/481] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:17:10 is added to bsleep's clock.
[01/09/22 13:46:28] Ungoliant [68/495] has come upon ukleinek [394/481] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:12:50 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[01/09/22 15:01:30] ukleinek was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:14:02 from level 56.
[01/09/22 18:19:45] shikhin, ukleinek, and allo [1367/1659] have team battled freeboson, gegenschein, and Ankhers [994/1726] and won! 0 days, 00:41:08 is removed from their clocks.
[01/10/22 00:06:58] ukleinek [452/481] has come upon The_Decryptor [5/912] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:15:32 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/10/22 13:59:36] ukleinek [365/481] has challenged The_Decryptor [575/912] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:16:23 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[01/11/22 12:38:06] ukleinek got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:49:21 from level 57.
[01/12/22 15:56:17] ukleinek [303/481] has challenged theZoMBiE [4/546] in combat and won! 3 days, 14:59:47 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/12/22 23:12:26] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:27:42 towards level 57.
[01/13/22 23:11:29] YeKong [339/464] has come upon ukleinek [154/481] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:25:42 is removed from YeKong's clock.
[01/15/22 12:41:22] ukleinek bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:41:40 from level 57.
[01/17/22 05:58:27] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:25:25 towards level 57.
[01/17/22 10:45:51] ukleinek learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:01:55 towards level 57.
[01/18/22 10:04:26] ukleinek, Syloq, and talisein [479/1814] have team battled misha, TheSilentLink, and Omega [307/1169] and won! 2 days, 19:37:28 is removed from their clocks.
[01/18/22 18:06:53] ukleinek saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:33:39 from level 57.
[01/19/22 02:01:07] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:46:02 towards level 57.
[01/20/22 19:06:56] elf [310/632] has come upon ukleinek [158/481] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 21:17:30 is removed from elf's clock.
[01/21/22 11:33:45] ukleinek [56/481] has come upon "\@_ [349/662] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:33:25 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[01/21/22 12:12:44] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 13:50:36 is added to their clock.
[01/22/22 14:46:41] ukleinek, Tenorman, and Nysdar [729/1843] have team battled jacob1, sc, and kline [36/2431] and won! 2 days, 04:49:46 is removed from their clocks.
[01/24/22 05:13:04] ukleinek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:22:21 towards level 57.
[01/25/22 02:32:23] Notir [464/562] has challenged ukleinek [444/481] in combat and won! 4 days, 14:10:29 is removed from Notir's clock.
[01/26/22 23:20:58] Varjatticus [344/482] has challenged ukleinek [473/481] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:36:21 is added to Varjatticus's clock.
[01/28/22 03:30:28] cadfael [417/568] has challenged ukleinek [289/481] in combat and won! 2 days, 04:27:20 is removed from cadfael's clock.
[01/28/22 11:04:24] Covid-19 [145/523] has challenged ukleinek [201/481] in combat and lost! 3 days, 12:42:53 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[01/28/22 20:52:57] ukleinek [272/481] has challenged Ungoliant [176/488] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:27:35 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/29/22 00:47:10] RussellB [467/849] has come upon ukleinek [437/481] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:41:24 is removed from RussellB's clock.
[01/29/22 11:02:04] ukleinek misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:30:14 from level 57.
[01/29/22 11:52:53] Ankhers, sheu, and RussellB [1460/2245] have team battled ukleinek, Alys, and Centrixx [1008/1777] and won! 0 days, 03:17:19 is removed from their clocks.
[01/29/22 17:19:33] Tenedos [301/529] has come upon ukleinek [54/481] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:19:12 is removed from Tenedos's clock.
[01/30/22 03:18:14] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:19:13 towards level 57.
[01/30/22 20:11:20] signofzeta [492/660] has challenged ukleinek [199/481] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:13:13 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[01/30/22 23:59:21] ukleinek [197/490] has challenged kline [413/511] in combat and lost! 2 days, 14:57:25 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[01/31/22 01:12:55] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:22:56 towards level 58.
[01/31/22 11:39:13] Sokar, Ecko, and Algernon [437/1371] have team battled JigmeDatse, ukleinek, and Sorin [1147/1771] and lost! 0 days, 14:54:07 is added to their clocks.
[01/31/22 13:32:47] ukleinek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 19:11:51 towards level 58.
[01/31/22 17:05:49] cfjk [64/468] has challenged ukleinek [262/490] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:58:52 is added to cfjk's clock.
[02/01/22 06:47:52] SCSi, Psilocybe, and V [665/2023] have team battled cadfael, blabber, and ukleinek [1272/1622] and lost! 1 day, 01:45:06 is added to their clocks.
[02/01/22 21:11:21] ukleinek [97/490] has challenged io [422/680] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:58:16 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[02/02/22 16:41:07] kzootech [76/275] has challenged ukleinek [447/490] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to kzootech's clock.
[02/03/22 05:58:51] ukleinek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 06:40:13 towards level 58.
[02/03/22 06:34:25] _sh, anarcat, and MistahKel [2142/2717] have team battled The_Decryptor, Cirdan, and ukleinek [1085/2332] and won! 2 days, 15:28:20 is removed from their clocks.
[02/04/22 10:23:12] ukleinek [211/494] has challenged ChowderKeg [311/695] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:52:51 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[02/05/22 01:08:38] Neil [307/393] has challenged ukleinek [480/494] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:16:33 is added to Neil's clock.
[02/07/22 03:06:55] ukleinek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:39:35 from level 58.
[02/07/22 10:04:58] ukleinek died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:14:08 from level 58.
[02/07/22 17:12:11] ukleinek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:03:06 towards level 58.
[02/08/22 01:57:55] buzzzzz [314/584] has come upon ukleinek [293/494] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:45:28 is removed from buzzzzz's clock.
[02/08/22 06:07:34] scumola [84/599] has challenged ukleinek [75/494] in combat and won! 2 days, 22:35:03 is removed from scumola's clock.
[02/09/22 06:51:49] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 14:54:09 is added to their clock.
[02/10/22 15:36:49] ukleinek, Aelane, and scumola [788/1791] have team battled ToHellWithGA, Sombra, and _sh [182/2491] and won! 1 day, 06:36:31 is removed from their clocks.
[02/11/22 11:14:56] heisenbug [117/595] has come upon ukleinek [138/494] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 14:14:53 is added to heisenbug's clock.
[02/13/22 03:02:31] ukleinek [194/494] has challenged Platonides [507/676] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:06:35 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[02/14/22 00:06:28] ukleinek [351/494] has challenged The_Decryptor [410/931] in combat and lost! 1 day, 07:54:48 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[02/14/22 00:35:25] ukleinek [284/494] has come upon Forud [564/824] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:25:40 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[02/15/22 18:07:55] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 12 days, 16:43:46 from level 58.
[02/15/22 22:27:03] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 14:50:15 towards level 58.
[02/16/22 02:22:59] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:58:21 towards level 58.
[02/16/22 17:29:26] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 04:59:23 is added to their clock.
[02/17/22 21:06:28] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 15:55:42 towards level 58.
[02/19/22 06:57:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 21:42:43 from level 58.
[02/19/22 08:36:37] ukleinek was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 03:33:01 from level 58.
[02/19/22 12:20:19] ukleinek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 13:21:09 from level 58.
[02/20/22 08:26:49] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 20:00:37 is added to their clock.
[02/20/22 08:46:35] ukleinek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:00:35 towards level 58.
[02/20/22 10:21:26] soltys, ukleinek, and aqsd [1541/1677] have team battled Ferris, Zaratustra, and Sokar [1388/1749] and won! 2 days, 21:06:22 is removed from their clocks.
[02/21/22 11:26:24] ukleinek stole signofzeta's level 43 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! ukleinek leaves their old level 38 pair of gloves behind, which signofzeta then takes.
[02/21/22 23:12:30] ukleinek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 20:55:54 towards level 58.
[02/22/22 15:46:12] ukleinek [20/498] has challenged Primetime [131/386] in combat and lost! 2 days, 06:19:51 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[02/22/22 20:31:20] tsr, ephemer0l, and talisein [790/1872] have team battled ShiaLabeouf, ukleinek, and csc2ya [1818/1963] and lost! 0 days, 09:37:44 is added to their clocks.
[02/23/22 02:18:16] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 01:11:49 towards level 58.
[02/23/22 15:17:34] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 06:18:38 is added to their clock.
[02/24/22 06:34:10] Cirdan, Sombra, and Nechayev [934/2274] have team battled Alarien, ukleinek, and Psilocybe [1376/1863] and lost! 1 day, 16:56:40 is added to their clocks.
[02/25/22 04:57:48] freeboson, Silvanus_Betrium, and kenyon [665/1773] have team battled zbe, pwae, and ukleinek [331/1677] and won! 0 days, 04:06:38 is removed from their clocks.
[02/26/22 02:21:47] dyvonna [8/79] has challenged ukleinek [83/498] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:44 is added to dyvonna's clock.
[02/28/22 09:38:25] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:09:39 towards level 58.
[02/28/22 18:14:11] bsleep [537/662] has challenged ukleinek [452/498] in combat and won! 3 days, 01:31:13 is removed from bsleep's clock.
[03/01/22 14:55:37] bananaboat, ryp, and aqsd [1284/1341] have team battled ukleinek, sbp, and nawcom [374/1520] and won! 0 days, 01:10:42 is removed from their clocks.
[03/03/22 17:17:16] Pinkman [115/487] has come upon ukleinek [395/502] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:10:43 is added to Pinkman's clock.
[03/03/22 18:28:23] ukleinek [432/502] has challenged Nysdar [347/533] in combat and won! 3 days, 09:51:57 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[03/03/22 18:42:31] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 13:05:37 towards level 58.
[03/04/22 04:57:10] Khorne [173/788] has come upon ukleinek [104/502] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:54:46 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[03/04/22 21:12:54] TauPan, Ancalagon, and Neil [1456/1688] have team battled Bolded, Wolf, and ukleinek [1642/1903] and lost! 0 days, 08:42:23 is added to their clocks.
[03/05/22 17:28:03] ukleinek [291/502] has come upon Wolf [784/790] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:23:08 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[03/06/22 06:37:35] Abe, ukleinek, and nawcom [61/1554] have team battled ChowderKeg, buzel, and Destruia [1613/2208] and lost! 3 days, 01:35:05 is added to their clocks.
[03/06/22 17:34:16] ukleinek bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 17:22:18 from level 58.
[03/08/22 07:16:48] eising [189/569] has challenged ukleinek [39/502] in combat and won! 1 day, 15:17:27 is removed from eising's clock.
[03/08/22 09:39:20] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 14 days, 02:52:18 from level 58.
[03/08/22 19:12:02] popey, ukleinek, and Sombra [88/1796] have team battled Silvanus_Betrium, t3chn0, and Tenedos [299/1823] and lost! 1 day, 20:31:31 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/22 11:31:57] Algernon, Sokar, and tmberg [1326/1925] have team battled DrinkyBird, ukleinek, and jaxson [1534/1773] and lost! 0 days, 12:43:02 is added to their clocks.
[03/09/22 16:03:30] jaxson [430/459] has come upon ukleinek [288/502] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:17:09 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[03/13/22 12:40:50] laama [315/669] has come upon ukleinek [310/502] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 08:43:45 is removed from laama's clock.
[03/14/22 16:32:35] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:48:55 towards level 58.
[03/15/22 09:42:33] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 16 days, 05:08:39 from level 58.
[03/15/22 10:39:46] MadMan [24/462] has come upon ukleinek [364/502] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 11:23:05 is added to MadMan's clock.
[03/16/22 07:53:44] ukleinek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:26:27 from level 58.
[03/16/22 08:27:46] apb [787/853] has come upon ukleinek [454/502] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 20:59:29 is removed from apb's clock.
[03/16/22 16:25:26] Drin, freeboson, and bg [932/2314] have team battled Ferris, starlink, and ukleinek [1117/1767] and lost! 2 days, 21:08:49 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/22 14:50:52] ukleinek, style, and bobvador [225/1896] have team battled gegenschein, ToHellWithGA, and Paganel [1409/2277] and lost! 1 day, 15:26:12 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/22 16:01:47] ukleinek [486/502] has challenged Lord255 [375/632] in combat and won! 7 days, 08:25:22 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[03/18/22 03:28:20] Algernon, ukleinek, and valek [1742/1755] have team battled opcode, Abe, and megubyte [10/1343] and won! 0 days, 10:38:08 is removed from their clocks.
[03/18/22 09:11:53] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 14:53:45 towards level 58.
[03/18/22 21:00:51] ukleinek [454/502] has come upon laama [465/669] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 17:54:15 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[03/19/22 01:20:02] ukleinek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ukleinek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/20/22 20:19:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 25 days, 23:25:34 toward level 58.
[03/20/22 23:41:17] eising [374/569] has come upon ukleinek [76/498] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 04:45:23 is removed from eising's clock.
[03/22/22 21:31:50] ukleinek [326/498] has challenged Destruia [716/724] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:35:13 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[03/23/22 14:56:27] Bahhumbug, Bkid, and megubyte [637/1617] have team battled ukleinek, GilbertErik, and jayvee [1767/1844] and lost! 0 days, 18:05:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/22 17:19:39] ukleinek, JamCow, and thornrag [313/1796] have team battled Togra, valek, and Techman [635/2297] and lost! 0 days, 02:42:28 is added to their clocks.
[03/24/22 03:57:45] ukleinek [436/498] has come upon Algernon [86/589] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 23:21:17 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[03/25/22 07:14:19] ukleinek, ion, Cirdan, and opcode have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/26/22 08:16:56] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 0 days, 20:25:41 toward level 58.
[03/26/22 16:07:04] Destruia, ukleinek, and Nysdar [1443/1865] have team battled bobvador, Algernon, and el [1683/2110] and lost! 0 days, 05:05:56 is added to their clocks.
[03/27/22 22:42:39] ukleinek [346/609] has challenged tomhek [108/805] in combat and won! 5 days, 16:55:53 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[03/28/22 08:54:26] ukleinek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 13:15:35 from level 59.
[03/28/22 08:56:14] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:41:52 towards level 59.
[03/28/22 10:58:16] Sario [299/485] has challenged ukleinek [515/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:38:19 is added to Sario's clock.
[03/28/22 16:00:25] Theleveler [51/580] has come upon ukleinek [117/609] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 01:56:43 is added to Theleveler's clock.
[03/29/22 18:29:45] idleneutral [257/293] has challenged ukleinek [468/609] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:32:24 is added to idleneutral's clock.
[04/02/22 07:41:40] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 6 days, 06:07:33 from level 59.
[04/02/22 17:53:42] kenyon, Abe, and Kritzefitz [838/2246] have team battled Bkid, _sh, and ukleinek [355/1852] and won! 3 days, 11:55:33 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/22 20:24:39] ukleinek [321/609] has challenged Bkid [33/483] in combat and won! 4 days, 10:48:38 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[04/03/22 16:58:09] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 20:30:19 towards level 59.
[04/04/22 08:49:35] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 10:31:32 towards level 59.
[04/04/22 18:17:05] elf [191/603] has come upon ukleinek [397/609] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:45:59 is added to elf's clock.
[04/04/22 21:38:46] washclof [628/865] has come upon ukleinek [111/609] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:33:18 is removed from washclof's clock.
[04/04/22 23:06:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 8 days, 23:55:03 from level 59.
[04/04/22 23:47:04] simple [663/1002] has challenged ukleinek [388/609] in combat and won! 7 days, 14:03:04 is removed from simple's clock.
[04/05/22 01:55:05] ukleinek [193/609] has challenged Lnk [267/731] in combat and lost! 2 days, 18:34:32 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[04/05/22 04:55:44] ukleinek [36/609] has challenged iiriix [474/580] in combat and lost! 2 days, 16:15:48 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[04/05/22 18:34:15] ukleinek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 06:28:11 from level 59.
[04/06/22 04:58:55] Acolarh [515/720] has come upon ukleinek [107/609] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:28:49 is removed from Acolarh's clock.
[04/06/22 20:12:47] ukleinek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:32:13 towards level 59.
[04/10/22 11:18:51] ukleinek met up with a mob hitman for not paying their bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 15:40:53 from level 59.
[04/10/22 22:03:14] buyoq [495/923] has come upon ukleinek [42/609] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 23:34:00 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[04/11/22 09:07:14] ukleinek [253/609] has challenged cremefresh [30/759] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:28:31 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[04/11/22 19:23:43] elf, pasquale, and ukleinek [516/1526] have team battled KeboDK, MetaNova, and pfoley [711/1749] and lost! 0 days, 13:12:00 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/22 21:24:17] ukleinek sharpened the edge of their weapon! ukleinek's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[04/11/22 22:55:41] Sergio, jjasghar, and ukleinek [780/2084] have team battled Ralle, t3chn0, and Wolf [375/2066] and won! 2 days, 19:23:47 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/22 04:44:10] ukleinek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:59:38 from level 59.
[04/12/22 05:05:37] io, ukleinek, and bobvador [2155/2199] have team battled Alarien, thornrag, and texke [1186/2000] and won! 1 day, 13:52:22 is removed from their clocks.
[04/12/22 05:51:11] ukleinek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:18:39 towards level 59.
[04/12/22 19:03:04] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 09:27:04 from level 59.
[04/12/22 20:12:18] bg [438/769] has come upon ukleinek [248/611] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:43:54 is removed from bg's clock.
[04/13/22 07:17:01] TauPan [342/601] has come upon ukleinek [148/611] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:20:17 is removed from TauPan's clock.
[04/14/22 09:47:03] ukleinek [298/611] has come upon Lenny_ [333/410] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 06:20:00 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[04/14/22 18:59:08] ukleinek broke their compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 09:56:38 from level 59.
[04/15/22 04:19:47] MadMan, ukleinek, and SirBummelz [377/1755] have team battled O[_], Affliction, and Nechayev [1192/1753] and lost! 1 day, 09:41:58 is added to their clocks.
[04/16/22 05:47:37] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:40:46 towards level 59.
[04/17/22 04:39:26] tomhek [203/807] has challenged ukleinek [204/611] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:29:31 is added to tomhek's clock.
[04/17/22 06:45:26] Destruia, Drin, and Aelane [1052/2181] have team battled RussellB, TheGreatest, and ukleinek [511/1812] and won! 0 days, 00:25:03 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/22 15:57:39] ToHellWithGA [781/965] has come upon ukleinek [403/611] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 23:17:00 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[04/21/22 19:14:58] ryp [102/575] has come upon ukleinek [442/611] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:36:25 is added to ryp's clock.
[04/22/22 01:50:50] blackroot [413/550] has come upon ukleinek [363/611] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 18:33:48 is removed from blackroot's clock.
[04/22/22 02:57:25] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 6 days, 02:19:26 toward level 59.
[04/22/22 14:34:50] pyre [79/721] has come upon ukleinek [200/611] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:30:07 is added to pyre's clock.
[04/23/22 13:10:19] ukleinek [214/611] has challenged HeavyPodda [440/594] in combat and lost! 1 day, 08:22:49 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[04/24/22 11:25:42] ukleinek and Bolded have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/22 11:55:54] ukleinek lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 16:33:41 from level 59.
[04/24/22 13:22:13] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:28:18 towards level 59.
[04/24/22 14:15:20] Khorne [847/1164] has challenged ukleinek [149/611] in combat and won! 4 days, 05:58:06 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[04/24/22 23:28:23] ukleinek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 02:07:48 towards level 59.
[04/25/22 15:45:12] HeavyPodda [6/594] has come upon ukleinek [149/611] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:57:48 is added to HeavyPodda's clock.
[04/25/22 22:21:50] zifnab06 [612/769] has challenged ukleinek [403/611] in combat and won! 8 days, 19:14:18 is removed from zifnab06's clock.
[04/26/22 16:47:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 4 days, 01:52:13 from level 59.
[04/27/22 07:25:15] Andrio [478/583] has come upon ukleinek [271/611] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 10:13:24 is removed from Andrio's clock.
[04/28/22 21:30:40] jjasghar stole ukleinek's level 97 tunic while they were sleeping! jjasghar leaves their old level 49 tunic behind, which ukleinek then takes.
[04/28/22 23:44:13] washclof, ukleinek, and crawlingchaos [183/1724] have team battled TauPan, CrashOverride, and wille [1267/1991] and lost! 0 days, 01:14:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/22 23:28:51] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 6 days, 22:23:50 toward level 59.
[05/01/22 03:39:55] Arenlor [45/230] has challenged ukleinek [259/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:19:40 is added to Arenlor's clock.
[05/04/22 20:57:43] ukleinek and dyvonna have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/06/22 02:23:29] enyc [122/258] has challenged ukleinek [271/558] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:02 is added to enyc's clock.
[05/06/22 09:10:31] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:36 towards level 59.
[05/06/22 12:59:23] ukleinek [489/558] has challenged Jaxxsinn [1/306] in combat and won! 3 days, 23:18:15 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[05/06/22 14:56:45] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 00:10:03 towards level 60.
[05/08/22 17:50:09] ukleinek EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 17:36:58 from level 60.
[05/09/22 11:32:11] ukleinek [516/558] has challenged io [183/766] in combat and won! 5 days, 21:51:26 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[05/09/22 16:53:09] ukleinek and MadMan have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/09/22 20:04:09] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 17:04:03 towards level 60.
[05/11/22 04:02:28] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 18:47:57 towards level 60.
[05/11/22 23:12:40] ukleinek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:56:03 towards level 60.
[05/12/22 05:05:55] xbill, talisein, and ukleinek [1477/2378] have team battled zifnab06, style, and freeboson [1136/2072] and won! 3 days, 23:31:33 is removed from their clocks.
[05/13/22 00:57:29] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:44:04 towards level 60.
[05/13/22 05:01:55] jaxson [275/460] has come upon ukleinek [441/558] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:00:50 is added to jaxson's clock.
[05/13/22 13:45:50] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:23:06 towards level 60.
[05/13/22 21:41:32] ukleinek and krin have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/14/22 19:17:21] Crazycatlady, Ferris, and V [1775/2038] have team battled ChowderKeg, Ralle, and ukleinek [1208/1895] and won! 0 days, 09:14:40 is removed from their clocks.
[05/15/22 07:00:27] ukleinek [310/558] has challenged Khorne [770/906] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:07:20 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[05/17/22 19:33:52] ukleinek, Asara, and sc [1305/2059] have team battled sheu, Chuck, and krin [1586/2141] and lost! 0 days, 13:13:39 is added to their clocks.
[05/17/22 22:17:45] apb, ukleinek, and KeboDK [748/2210] have team battled damyan, vegadark, and Drin [897/2207] and lost! 0 days, 23:47:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/22 01:22:33] sam [243/675] has come upon ukleinek [28/558] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 20:18:38 is removed from sam's clock.
[05/18/22 03:53:31] kinus, ukleinek, and Forud [706/1945] have team battled Bkid, Tenorman, and V [1682/2036] and lost! 1 day, 23:12:43 is added to their clocks.
[05/18/22 06:06:17] ukleinek, Aksej, and Alarien [1058/1780] have team battled Malvolio, vectr0n, and Sorin [255/1746] and won! 2 days, 08:12:43 is removed from their clocks.
[05/18/22 21:18:15] ukleinek [119/558] has challenged CrashOverride [256/759] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:52:06 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[05/18/22 22:18:39] ukleinek and drahthaar have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/19/22 01:21:19] Carl [225/745] has come upon ukleinek [271/558] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:12:35 is added to Carl's clock.
[05/19/22 04:30:16] ukleinek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ukleinek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[05/20/22 19:27:35] tsr [438/728] has challenged ukleinek [217/553] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:53:44 is removed from tsr's clock.
[05/20/22 21:29:20] ukleinek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:43:40 towards level 60.
[05/22/22 12:20:45] ukleinek and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/23/22 05:50:00] Reilly, Sombra, and bg [236/2351] have team battled ukleinek, Sario, and O[_] [1410/1712] and lost! 1 day, 12:11:35 is added to their clocks.
[05/23/22 21:29:10] Bkid [133/441] has come upon ukleinek [442/553] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:37:14 is added to Bkid's clock.
[05/24/22 19:39:10] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:25:06 towards level 60.
[05/27/22 01:59:52] ukleinek [406/580] has challenged dyvonna [392/601] in combat and won! 6 days, 15:41:15 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[05/27/22 10:25:53] ukleinek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 05:00:44 from level 61.
[05/27/22 17:40:19] ukleinek [236/580] has challenged JamCow [456/682] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:28:53 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[05/28/22 00:48:52] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 10:36:33 towards level 61.
[05/28/22 12:22:20] Algernon, Chuck, and Cockatrice [1151/1718] have team battled JackyB, ukleinek, and gegenschein [336/1878] and won! 0 days, 22:36:44 is removed from their clocks.
[05/30/22 05:51:42] cremefresh [131/731] has challenged ukleinek [546/585] in combat and lost! 3 days, 19:15:42 is added to cremefresh's clock.
[05/31/22 06:45:24] Asara [62/526] has challenged ukleinek [66/585] in combat and lost! 4 days, 15:42:33 is added to Asara's clock.
[05/31/22 09:11:04] ukleinek and AlexS have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 9% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[05/31/22 17:15:03] ukleinek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:39:08 towards level 61.
[05/31/22 17:17:28] blabber [343/836] has come upon ukleinek [142/585] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:22:47 is removed from blabber's clock.
[06/01/22 17:13:47] postikana, ukleinek, and buyoq [539/1950] have team battled jayvee, yano, and brycec [1217/2390] and lost! 1 day, 15:18:08 is added to their clocks.
[06/02/22 02:57:25] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 21:38:44 towards level 61.
[06/02/22 17:20:01] ukleinek, Cockatrice, and vectr0n [192/1696] have team battled AlexS, Destruia, and cadfael [1043/2315] and lost! 1 day, 14:15:19 is added to their clocks.
[06/04/22 19:44:28] ukleinek [187/585] has come upon Sokar [59/589] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 03:01:51 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[06/05/22 19:20:58] ukleinek, Crazycatlady, and heisenbug [720/1894] have team battled Ralle, anarcat, and HellSpawn [596/2703] and won! 0 days, 19:26:11 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/22 11:48:17] ukleinek, kptr, and Makhno [965/1576] have team battled el, V, and buyoq [489/2241] and won! 2 days, 09:12:20 is removed from their clocks.
[06/06/22 21:26:14] ukleinek [400/585] has challenged golgy [58/758] in combat and won! 2 days, 17:13:32 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[06/07/22 01:27:01] freeboson [438/773] has challenged ukleinek [161/585] in combat and won! 4 days, 04:11:08 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[06/07/22 01:27:01] In the fierce battle, ukleinek dropped their level 32 set of leggings! freeboson picks it up, tossing their old level 24 set of leggings to ukleinek.
[06/07/22 16:29:57] Destruia [205/701] has challenged ukleinek [471/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:44:40 is added to Destruia's clock.
[06/10/22 13:22:38] Melon [55/942] has come upon ukleinek [465/576] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:05:55 is added to Melon's clock.
[06/10/22 18:48:40] ukleinek [55/576] has challenged TimWolla [398/772] in combat and lost! 1 day, 03:13:29 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[06/12/22 01:54:14] ZOTTA, gegenschein, and ryp [329/2322] have team battled ukleinek, Khorne, and Malvolio [29/2033] and won! 0 days, 01:59:04 is removed from their clocks.
[06/12/22 06:47:07] ukleinek learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:41:14 towards level 61.
[06/15/22 00:25:22] simple [611/1006] has challenged ukleinek [321/576] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:08:39 is removed from simple's clock.
[06/15/22 18:01:49] tsr, Affliction, and eroc1990 [1222/1944] have team battled herald, ukleinek, and Yarosh [1621/1743] and lost! 0 days, 06:36:28 is added to their clocks.
[06/18/22 00:24:31] yano [583/728] has come upon ukleinek [371/576] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:37:26 is removed from yano's clock.
[06/19/22 00:33:50] ukleinek and crank have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/19/22 11:08:47] ukleinek and Fehu have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/20/22 05:52:00] ukleinek [213/576] has challenged jaxson [437/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:20:22 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[06/22/22 13:27:32] Sleepy_boi, allo, and Alys [776/1778] have team battled Algernon, Feltharell, and ukleinek [452/1877] and won! 0 days, 06:49:54 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/22 23:20:44] kzootech [467/543] has come upon ukleinek [241/576] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 06:13:33 is removed from kzootech's clock.
[06/24/22 11:45:14] Alaric [12/194] has challenged ukleinek [196/576] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:18 is added to Alaric's clock.
[06/25/22 03:15:24] ukleinek [567/576] has challenged achin [187/372] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:00 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[06/25/22 10:18:25] ukleinek [130/581] has challenged shikhin [644/834] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[06/25/22 20:02:00] ukleinek bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 05:05:20 from level 62.
[06/25/22 22:18:57] ukleinek [66/581] has challenged sam [622/691] in combat and lost! 5 days, 00:10:22 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[06/26/22 06:26:04] slim [134/454] has come upon ukleinek [421/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:28:08 is added to slim's clock.
[06/26/22 17:34:30] ukleinek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 08:09:13 towards level 62.
[06/26/22 17:43:41] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 04:08:18 towards level 62.
[06/26/22 23:38:47] mrmonday, Carl, and Minus [1426/1872] have team battled Togra, adamus1red, and ukleinek [1767/2126] and lost! 1 day, 03:05:46 is added to their clocks.
[06/27/22 19:16:06] elf [327/647] has come upon ukleinek [240/581] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 22:36:55 is removed from elf's clock.
[06/28/22 08:30:47] ukleinek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 00:57:15 from level 62.
[06/28/22 09:31:54] ukleinek and Chuck have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/22 00:35:47] ukleinek and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[06/30/22 09:27:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 23 days, 02:20:50 toward level 62.
[07/01/22 06:39:30] freeboson [420/781] has come upon ukleinek [546/581] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:04:10 is added to freeboson's clock.
[07/01/22 08:55:08] bobvador, jayvee, and ukleinek [234/2213] have team battled zankore, Kurenai, and t3chn0 [2187/2243] and lost! 3 days, 02:51:14 is added to their clocks.
[07/01/22 14:29:53] ukleinek, Forud, and shikhin [1256/2299] have team battled Koffa, thornrag, and SSLbits [491/1854] and won! 0 days, 15:54:01 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/22 07:04:40] Sokar [148/564] has challenged ukleinek [154/581] in combat and lost! 4 days, 09:56:57 is added to Sokar's clock.
[07/02/22 09:31:51] SuzakuMedli [202/267] has challenged ukleinek [127/581] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:53:16 is removed from SuzakuMedli's clock.
[07/02/22 14:50:37] ukleinek was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:25:27 from level 62.
[07/02/22 17:02:06] kenyon [758/982] has come upon ukleinek [440/581] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:18:31 is removed from kenyon's clock.
[07/02/22 19:46:10] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 5 days, 20:22:55 from level 62.
[07/02/22 22:30:43] ukleinek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:13:40 towards level 62.
[07/03/22 20:36:22] Wolf, ryp, and ukleinek [1086/2238] have team battled zbe, talisein, and laama [567/2265] and won! 1 day, 14:53:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/04/22 09:28:39] ukleinek and cremefresh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/05/22 02:05:01] ukleinek and sc have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/22 18:31:48] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 14:07:31 towards level 62.
[07/11/22 22:45:48] soltys [445/692] has come upon ukleinek [44/592] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 15:30:41 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/12/22 09:18:54] ion [330/878] has challenged ukleinek [319/592] in combat and won! 9 days, 00:39:18 is removed from ion's clock.
[07/12/22 17:14:19] alhen [64/256] has challenged ukleinek [58/592] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:35:42 is removed from alhen's clock.
[07/12/22 23:41:32] Hex [538/576] has come upon ukleinek [436/592] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:54:22 is removed from Hex's clock.
[07/13/22 18:38:13] ukleinek has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 22:50:25 from level 62.
[07/16/22 17:07:55] ukleinek [528/592] has challenged drahthaar [486/605] in combat and won! 2 days, 10:40:08 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[07/17/22 01:40:59] Tenorman, bookworm, and heisenbug [1758/1897] have team battled "\@_, yNos, and ukleinek [1690/1977] and won! 0 days, 19:18:50 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/22 07:34:23] TheSilentLink [454/690] has come upon ukleinek [367/592] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 01:38:25 is removed from TheSilentLink's clock.
[07/19/22 15:10:44] ukleinek and cremefresh have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/20/22 01:15:25] Xenthys [653/883] has come upon ukleinek [498/592] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 22:55:21 is removed from Xenthys's clock.
[07/20/22 23:39:05] ukleinek and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/22/22 06:57:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 2 days, 19:06:37 toward level 62.
[07/23/22 09:59:59] VOID [582/763] has challenged ukleinek [386/592] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:43:34 is removed from VOID's clock.
[07/23/22 13:31:10] golgy [678/765] has come upon ukleinek [21/592] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 00:24:22 is removed from golgy's clock.
[07/24/22 05:48:38] TheSilentLink, Alarien, and ukleinek [658/1935] have team battled elf, t3chn0, and VonToutCourt [2388/2863] and lost! 0 days, 04:35:59 is added to their clocks.
[07/24/22 20:39:31] ukleinek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:48 towards level 62.
[07/25/22 07:52:44] ukleinek [7/592] has challenged Minus [585/745] in combat and lost! 3 days, 17:20:44 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[07/25/22 14:46:51] apb, ChowderKeg, and ukleinek [1552/2232] have team battled Tenorman, Bluedog, and Sokar [361/2211] and won! 3 days, 04:34:16 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/22 16:52:33] ukleinek [167/592] has challenged sky [382/800] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:12:46 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[07/26/22 03:08:01] ukleinek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ukleinek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/26/22 19:34:38] soltys [353/887] has come upon ukleinek [55/587] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 09:50:04 is removed from soltys's clock.
[07/27/22 02:59:47] Andrio [488/600] has challenged ukleinek [11/587] in combat and won! 3 days, 21:33:50 is removed from Andrio's clock.
[07/27/22 07:05:37] ukleinek and kptr have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/22 21:08:28] ukleinek [572/587] has challenged Silvanus_Betrium [595/656] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:56:48 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[07/28/22 22:49:18] zifnab06, xbill, and ukleinek [1340/2449] have team battled Tenorman, Disruptor, and Forud [110/2722] and won! 0 days, 10:45:17 is removed from their clocks.
[07/29/22 20:08:44] Psilocybe, ukleinek, and Beefcan [2170/2325] have team battled Forud, ephemer0l, and Tabmow [1382/2385] and won! 2 days, 03:10:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/22 04:23:31] ukleinek, Centrixx, gegenschein, and ChowderKeg have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[07/30/22 15:16:59] ukleinek [180/587] has challenged damyan [528/551] in combat and lost! 3 days, 09:47:38 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/01/22 21:46:39] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 7 days, 00:30:06 from level 63.
[08/02/22 20:14:07] ukleinek [12/587] has come upon gildarts [596/828] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 01:23:41 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/03/22 01:06:00] ukleinek lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 20:57:48 from level 63.
[08/03/22 05:20:42] ukleinek and kenyon have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/05/22 03:44:24] ukleinek [521/587] has challenged slim [452/546] in combat and won! 6 days, 10:13:24 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/05/22 19:13:54] drahthaar [308/622] has come upon ukleinek [568/587] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 16:22:24 is added to drahthaar's clock.
[08/06/22 04:17:29] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 22:31:44 towards level 63.
[08/06/22 12:51:04] KindOne [134/461] has challenged ukleinek [574/587] in combat and lost! 4 days, 12:12:18 is added to KindOne's clock.
[08/06/22 17:37:20] Ungoliant [277/736] has come upon ukleinek [175/587] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:19:37 is removed from Ungoliant's clock.
[08/08/22 03:59:15] ukleinek [244/587] has come upon Abe [242/496] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 13:24:00 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/08/22 03:59:15] ukleinek has dealt Abe a Critical Strike! 1 day, 14:47:42 is added to Abe's clock.
[08/08/22 07:37:17] RussellB, buzel, and ukleinek [26/2128] have team battled Psilocybe, CornFly, and el [1853/2291] and lost! 2 days, 12:49:39 is added to their clocks.
[08/08/22 19:03:25] bananaboat, V, and ukleinek [821/2119] have team battled golgy, Sleepy_boi, and SuzakuMedli [76/1854] and won! 6 days, 16:20:18 is removed from their clocks.
[08/08/22 20:46:43] jayvee [86/765] has come upon ukleinek [459/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:05:14 is added to jayvee's clock.
[08/09/22 04:03:58] Techman [775/972] has challenged ukleinek [148/591] in combat and won! 5 days, 09:19:13 is removed from Techman's clock.
[08/09/22 08:11:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 12 days, 19:49:40 toward level 63.
[08/10/22 00:27:48] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:12:21 towards level 63.
[08/10/22 00:31:40] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:19:51 towards level 63.
[08/10/22 12:37:01] damyan, Kemikals, and CrashOverride [71/1656] have team battled ukleinek, ahmubashshir, and MetaNova [1705/1711] and lost! 0 days, 08:25:04 is added to their clocks.
[08/10/22 23:42:58] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 03:18:58 towards level 63.
[08/11/22 00:50:08] cfjk [98/564] has challenged ukleinek [41/591] in combat and won! 7 days, 23:27:18 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[08/12/22 08:40:10] SirBummelz [392/711] has come upon ukleinek [183/591] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:57:55 is removed from SirBummelz's clock.
[08/13/22 20:23:46] ukleinek [408/591] has come upon Tenedos [22/539] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 22:51:00 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/14/22 01:56:01] Yuhno [624/680] has come upon ukleinek [359/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:23:54 is removed from Yuhno's clock.
[08/14/22 10:29:40] ukleinek [385/591] has challenged Geoff [286/596] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:09:14 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/15/22 19:48:00] kinus, ukleinek, and Theleveler [1778/2010] have team battled signofzeta, apb, and jayvee [879/2414] and won! 0 days, 08:18:56 is removed from their clocks.
[08/15/22 21:29:08] Alys, Asara, and _sh [466/2009] have team battled Cirdan, ukleinek, and Acolarh [1174/2246] and lost! 4 days, 00:14:42 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/22 00:36:12] ukleinek and yano have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/22 03:04:42] ukleinek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:50:49 from level 63.
[08/17/22 16:25:39] vegadark [95/931] has challenged ukleinek [217/591] in combat and lost! 4 days, 19:32:57 is added to vegadark's clock.
[08/18/22 01:26:54] ukleinek [96/591] has challenged Carl [91/829] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:03:31 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/19/22 06:29:52] ukleinek, Kachin, and gildarts [1647/2390] have team battled <rainchick>, blabber, and bobvador [1635/2329] and won! 0 days, 03:54:58 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 10:11:07] jello, Misza, and ukleinek [1605/1840] have team battled Pricey, gegenschein, and Wam [237/2808] and won! 0 days, 04:02:49 is removed from their clocks.
[08/19/22 14:48:12] Tabmow [90/786] has challenged ukleinek [570/591] in combat and lost! 2 days, 13:03:26 is added to Tabmow's clock.
[08/21/22 07:16:34] ukleinek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:35:11 from level 64.
[08/21/22 09:34:41] MetaNova [70/633] has challenged ukleinek [228/591] in combat and lost! 5 days, 07:49:58 is added to MetaNova's clock.
[08/22/22 02:05:29] Xenthys [165/883] has come upon ukleinek [351/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:10:37 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[08/22/22 08:46:47] ukleinek [408/591] has come upon Sokar [66/530] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 03:27:22 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/23/22 09:54:50] Pinkman, soltys, and Ankhers [629/2442] have team battled ukleinek, womblecat, and cornfeedhobo [118/2378] and won! 0 days, 23:14:22 is removed from their clocks.
[08/24/22 21:38:37] SSLbits [143/538] has come upon ukleinek [146/591] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 23:21:05 is added to SSLbits's clock.
[08/25/22 16:23:02] Ungoliant [63/731] has come upon ukleinek [414/591] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:37:21 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[08/26/22 07:57:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 25 days, 03:43:24 toward level 64.
[08/26/22 10:28:59] ukleinek [43/591] has challenged kzootech [446/553] in combat and lost! 0 days, 15:53:50 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/29/22 19:36:05] elf [560/623] has come upon ukleinek [262/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 20:31:18 is removed from elf's clock.
[08/29/22 21:11:18] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:49:45 towards level 64.
[08/30/22 03:53:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 2 days, 14:20:48 toward level 64.
[08/30/22 19:41:09] n0ssh [42/204] has challenged ukleinek [330/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:23:33 is added to n0ssh's clock.
[09/01/22 02:55:19] ukleinek [9/591] has challenged Sokar [61/530] in combat and lost! 4 days, 23:11:34 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[09/02/22 16:57:46] ukleinek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 00:39:44 towards level 65.
[09/02/22 19:46:58] signofzeta [71/962] has come upon ukleinek [108/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:55:21 is added to signofzeta's clock.
[09/02/22 20:37:46] zbe, ukleinek, and "\@_ [1592/2433] have team battled gusto, tsr, and simple [824/1916] and won! 0 days, 16:19:17 is removed from their clocks.
[09/02/22 21:53:43] ukleinek died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 13:42:58 from level 65.
[09/04/22 19:16:06] Kritzefitz [336/998] has challenged ukleinek [51/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:15:42 is removed from Kritzefitz's clock.
[09/05/22 04:34:26] ukleinek and ahmubashshir have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/05/22 05:43:25] ion, ukleinek, and Timaquana [1384/1772] have team battled rawgreaze, ChowderKeg, and zifnab06 [173/2504] and won! 0 days, 08:26:20 is removed from their clocks.
[09/06/22 10:17:48] V [454/691] has come upon ukleinek [200/591] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 01:28:41 is removed from V's clock.
[09/07/22 13:19:42] ukleinek and ChowderKeg have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/07/22 17:57:18] ukleinek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:38:08 towards level 65.
[09/08/22 12:35:02] ukleinek and eising have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/09/22 03:12:32] ukleinek saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 18:58:38 from level 65.
[09/10/22 07:12:05] ukleinek got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 06:42:28 from level 65.
[09/10/22 13:37:29] ukleinek and brycec have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/22 18:02:12] ukleinek and iiriix have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/11/22 01:05:03] Geoff [477/599] has challenged ukleinek [541/591] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:42:46 is added to Geoff's clock.
[09/11/22 17:43:35] bg, soltys, and Tabmow [1784/2765] have team battled tsr, ukleinek, and dyvonna [479/1892] and won! 0 days, 19:15:37 is removed from their clocks.
[09/12/22 02:46:25] Disruptor [934/1171] has come upon ukleinek [308/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:25:23 is removed from Disruptor's clock.
[09/12/22 16:11:57] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 03:56:28 towards level 65.
[09/13/22 14:05:01] ukleinek lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 09:24:34 from level 65.
[09/15/22 05:42:11] Ravenloft [89/239] has challenged ukleinek [405/591] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:29:37 is added to Ravenloft's clock.
[09/15/22 15:16:49] ukleinek and CrashOverride have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/16/22 00:55:44] ukleinek, Misza, and el [95/2262] have team battled VOID, Chuck, and Sario [1889/2044] and lost! 1 day, 06:28:05 is added to their clocks.
[09/16/22 11:14:59] aqsd [217/798] has challenged ukleinek [558/591] in combat and lost! 1 day, 05:01:24 is added to aqsd's clock.
[09/17/22 07:02:51] Puff [476/808] has come upon ukleinek [394/591] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 10:13:00 is removed from Puff's clock.
[09/18/22 07:24:17] ukleinek [267/591] has challenged gildarts [645/828] in combat and lost! 2 days, 02:59:24 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[09/19/22 13:16:48] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 23:00:49 towards level 65.
[09/20/22 14:16:55] misha [492/517] has come upon ukleinek [395/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:44:03 is removed from misha's clock.
[09/22/22 08:41:03] ukleinek and io have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[09/22/22 08:45:43] ion [477/875] has come upon ukleinek [247/591] and taken them in combat! 19 days, 00:30:56 is removed from ion's clock.
[09/22/22 23:48:00] bg [296/1073] has challenged ukleinek [556/591] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:51:57 is added to bg's clock.
[09/24/22 04:54:11] Sario [216/608] has challenged ukleinek [257/591] in combat and lost! 1 day, 14:23:12 is added to Sario's clock.
[09/25/22 10:56:19] ukleinek [467/591] has come upon fstrelok [211/371] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:29:13 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[09/26/22 17:47:06] ukleinek, bg, Geoff, and A_Dragon have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/26/22 20:31:55] Malvolio [255/551] has come upon ukleinek [311/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:54:22 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[09/28/22 02:22:16] ukleinek [407/591] has come upon damyan [62/560] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 02:48:40 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[09/28/22 05:54:30] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:51:40 towards level 65.
[10/01/22 02:45:40] ukleinek and DownAndUp have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/02/22 12:58:45] Silvanus_Betrium, Yarosh, and pasquale [627/2123] have team battled ukleinek, idlegood, and Hex [152/1991] and won! 0 days, 09:42:08 is removed from their clocks.
[10/03/22 09:31:34] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:16:26 from level 65.
[10/03/22 15:28:03] ukleinek [503/591] has challenged Jens [429/609] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:44:19 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/04/22 12:46:23] ukleinek [451/591] has challenged Finley [41/607] in combat and won! 6 days, 11:35:06 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/04/22 19:41:38] contyk [314/684] has come upon ukleinek [503/591] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:16:17 is added to contyk's clock.
[10/04/22 22:15:17] ukleinek, HeavyPodda, and CornFly [1389/1791] have team battled binaryhermit, cornfeedhobo, and Pinkman [1531/1888] and lost! 6 days, 00:24:00 is added to their clocks.
[10/05/22 05:19:51] ukleinek and allo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/05/22 18:00:46] Finley [138/607] has come upon ukleinek [179/591] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 16:43:33 is added to Finley's clock.
[10/05/22 22:53:43] Psilocybe [1068/1089] has challenged ukleinek [563/591] in combat and won! 5 days, 07:36:16 is removed from Psilocybe's clock.
[10/08/22 20:31:34] ukleinek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:26:19 towards level 66.
[10/08/22 21:35:35] ukleinek [560/591] has come upon Togra [450/680] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 01:21:30 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/10/22 18:20:03] ukleinek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 22:32:47 towards level 66.
[10/12/22 19:41:46] ukleinek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 08:54:14 from level 66.
[10/13/22 04:21:33] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:54:03 towards level 66.
[10/13/22 04:58:39] ukleinek and SirNeo have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 6% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/22 16:57:14] ukleinek learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:11:34 towards level 66.
[10/14/22 00:05:29] gegenschein [687/1065] has come upon ukleinek [25/591] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:28:27 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[10/14/22 12:39:40] ukleinek [556/591] has come upon <rainchick> [497/754] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:39:53 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/15/22 06:40:59] starlink, allo, and bsleep [2229/2291] have team battled nowz, ukleinek, and unicron [1386/1616] and won! 0 days, 04:23:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/15/22 23:27:16] ukleinek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:27:01 from level 66.
[10/17/22 04:31:42] ukleinek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 22:18:45 from level 66.
[10/17/22 20:55:02] bookworm [356/695] has come upon ukleinek [542/591] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 23:23:57 is added to bookworm's clock.
[10/17/22 21:55:00] Pinkman [597/863] has challenged ukleinek [179/591] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:53:26 is removed from Pinkman's clock.
[10/18/22 15:45:28] ukleinek and binaryhermit have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 12% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[10/18/22 20:35:40] ukleinek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:39:46 towards level 66.
[10/19/22 08:05:52] ukleinek fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 06:53:51 from level 66.
[10/19/22 14:03:38] nowz [186/416] has challenged ukleinek [2/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:05:57 is removed from nowz's clock.
[10/20/22 01:42:20] style, Ferris, and Geoff [1320/1784] have team battled Gorek, Pinkman, and ukleinek [2250/2408] and lost! 4 days, 10:50:31 is added to their clocks.
[10/20/22 20:55:07] ufo-piloot [224/479] has come upon ukleinek [488/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:26 is added to ufo-piloot's clock.
[10/20/22 20:55:10] ukleinek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:59:44 from level 66.
[10/21/22 04:43:59] ukleinek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:00:57 towards level 66.
[10/22/22 02:15:00] drahthaar, GilbertErik, and Chuck [1284/2474] have team battled SirNeo, eroc1990, and ukleinek [40/1713] and won! 0 days, 07:26:59 is removed from their clocks.
[10/22/22 07:28:01] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:08:15 towards level 66.
[10/22/22 14:43:05] Covid-19 [414/957] has come upon ukleinek [423/591] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:14:40 is added to Covid-19's clock.
[10/22/22 21:15:52] ukleinek got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:57:04 from level 66.
[10/25/22 03:18:22] keepermurph, Pinkman, and ukleinek [317/2016] have team battled freeboson, CornFly, and Acolarh [2146/2393] and lost! 0 days, 00:04:45 is added to their clocks.
[10/25/22 16:12:09] anarcat [73/1169] has come upon ukleinek [493/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:52:55 is added to anarcat's clock.
[10/27/22 10:24:34] MetaNova [575/716] has challenged ukleinek [481/591] in combat and won! 10 days, 14:42:02 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[10/27/22 22:26:57] ukleinek [364/591] has challenged postikana [270/497] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:48:55 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/28/22 00:54:00] nya, ukleinek, and kzootech [24/2414] have team battled BenDover, talisein, and VonToutCourt [2085/2625] and lost! 0 days, 21:21:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/28/22 20:26:29] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:31:09 towards level 66.
[10/29/22 00:39:51] Minus [619/794] has come upon ukleinek [473/591] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:15:36 is removed from Minus's clock.
[10/30/22 06:18:40] DownAndUp [13/618] has come upon ukleinek [327/591] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:55:26 is added to DownAndUp's clock.
[10/30/22 12:16:10] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:36:27 towards level 66.
[10/31/22 13:50:19] aqsd, washclof, and TimWolla [1316/2707] have team battled simple, Lord255, and ukleinek [244/2159] and won! 0 days, 23:03:36 is removed from their clocks.
[11/01/22 05:48:06] tsr [337/717] has come upon ukleinek [222/591] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 09:37:25 is removed from tsr's clock.
[11/01/22 20:58:06] ukleinek [583/621] has challenged TauPan [576/857] in combat and won! 8 days, 13:51:18 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/02/22 06:52:17] ukleinek [619/621] has challenged Lnk [96/851] in combat and won! 8 days, 16:11:22 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/02/22 13:46:34] Fenrik [1125/1200] has challenged ukleinek [493/621] in combat and won! 9 days, 15:05:55 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[11/02/22 18:27:22] TimWolla, Sario, and signofzeta [874/2559] have team battled Koffa, ion, and ukleinek [2030/2154] and lost! 0 days, 07:55:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/03/22 03:42:32] Techman [925/969] has come upon ukleinek [577/621] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 11:50:51 is removed from Techman's clock.
[11/06/22 07:24:29] ukleinek, Wolf, wowbagger, and Theleveler have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[11/06/22 20:18:25] scumola [0/918] has challenged ukleinek [257/621] in combat and lost! 0 days, 23:41:59 is added to scumola's clock.
[11/07/22 21:23:41] ukleinek [521/621] has challenged StalkR [296/792] in combat and won! 4 days, 00:09:24 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/08/22 20:28:38] ukleinek [460/621] has challenged zcy [433/651] in combat and won! 2 days, 14:37:34 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/08/22 20:28:38] ukleinek has dealt zcy a Critical Strike! 0 days, 15:07:36 is added to zcy's clock.
[11/09/22 14:04:15] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 00:05:28 towards level 67.
[11/10/22 02:35:07] ukleinek [16/621] has challenged BenDover [169/487] in combat and lost! 1 day, 01:32:38 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[11/10/22 09:36:44] ukleinek [403/621] has challenged SirNeo [107/534] in combat and won! 2 days, 01:50:46 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/10/22 10:36:55] Fenrik [909/1196] has challenged ukleinek [600/621] in combat and won! 2 days, 03:16:11 is removed from Fenrik's clock.
[11/11/22 06:12:50] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:10:07 towards level 67.
[11/11/22 06:41:24] ukleinek [576/621] has challenged Beefcan [498/719] in combat and won! 1 day, 18:39:03 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/12/22 09:53:31] ukleinek [166/621] has come upon bookworm [332/695] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 19:18:14 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[11/12/22 15:36:03] HellSpawn [648/937] has come upon ukleinek [60/621] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 18:05:54 is removed from HellSpawn's clock.
[11/14/22 14:02:31] washclof [1043/1061] has come upon ukleinek [463/621] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:40:18 is removed from washclof's clock.
[11/14/22 21:36:20] elf, ukleinek, and tswsl [50/2048] have team battled Drin, buzel, and jjasghar [1657/2417] and lost! 0 days, 01:01:43 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/22 03:48:22] ZOTTA, Fenrik, and ukleinek [1731/2563] have team battled AlinConstantin, HeavyPodda, and Acolarh [1396/1820] and won! 1 day, 09:46:53 is removed from their clocks.
[11/15/22 21:20:16] gdm [192/560] has come upon ukleinek [460/621] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 19:08:43 is added to gdm's clock.
[11/16/22 22:56:38] ukleinek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:21:32 from level 67.
[11/18/22 18:18:25] ukleinek EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:47:57 from level 67.
[11/19/22 04:16:25] vadas [202/261] has challenged ukleinek [23/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:42:04 is removed from vadas's clock.
[11/19/22 04:22:41] MetaNova [439/716] has challenged ukleinek [292/508] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:47:42 is removed from MetaNova's clock.
[11/19/22 19:13:06] ukleinek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:41:37 from level 67.
[11/20/22 02:27:21] ukleinek [20/508] has challenged Arch [626/649] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:32:58 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[11/20/22 21:31:17] ukleinek [381/508] has challenged Centrixx [896/1073] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:52 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[11/21/22 10:30:53] ukleinek [448/508] has challenged laama [265/731] in combat and won! 9 days, 21:22:56 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/21/22 13:00:36] CornFly, ukleinek, and Jens [491/1729] have team battled AlexS, gradator, and Hex [856/1926] and lost! 2 days, 04:28:28 is added to their clocks.
[11/21/22 21:51:08] Lord255, Kurenai, and Theleveler [662/2557] have team battled sky, crank, and ukleinek [618/2214] and won! 1 day, 03:13:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/24/22 02:07:25] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 10 days, 01:02:55 from level 68.
[11/24/22 03:48:34] ukleinek [153/508] has challenged Kritzefitz [224/1024] in combat and lost! 5 days, 04:50:57 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[11/24/22 14:06:03] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 09:07:26 towards level 68.
[11/24/22 18:03:40] ukleinek learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 15:24:53 towards level 68.
[11/25/22 08:10:12] ukleinek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 06:42:58 from level 68.
[11/25/22 22:14:09] BastelBot, Nuae, and ukleinek [378/1903] have team battled bananaboat, Jens, and damyan [42/2084] and won! 1 day, 20:29:58 is removed from their clocks.
[11/28/22 01:09:41] ukleinek [489/508] has challenged bobvador [483/1068] in combat and won! 9 days, 02:20:46 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/28/22 17:56:10] LeD, ukleinek, and Arch [1210/1782] have team battled AlinConstantin, gradator, and TimWolla [398/1910] and won! 5 days, 23:53:46 is removed from their clocks.
[11/29/22 01:28:46] Khorne [664/1023] has come upon ukleinek [381/508] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 23:45:45 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[11/29/22 22:20:44] tswsl [231/705] has come upon ukleinek [248/491] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 09:35:24 is added to tswsl's clock.
[11/30/22 11:06:32] vectr0n [610/623] has come upon ukleinek [173/491] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 15:24:58 is removed from vectr0n's clock.
[12/01/22 15:29:48] mordac [140/649] has challenged ukleinek [25/491] in combat and won! 3 days, 19:33:15 is removed from mordac's clock.
[12/01/22 18:30:35] ZOTTA [461/763] has challenged ukleinek [417/491] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:50:14 is removed from ZOTTA's clock.
[12/02/22 00:32:03] ukleinek [206/491] has challenged soltys [493/936] in combat and lost! 3 days, 10:40:38 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/02/22 01:33:02] Kurenai [717/899] has come upon ukleinek [44/491] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 11:28:57 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[12/02/22 21:36:55] ukleinek [23/491] has challenged Wolf [376/811] in combat and lost! 3 days, 16:50:13 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/03/22 08:14:31] ahmubashshir [497/889] has challenged ukleinek [25/491] in combat and won! 8 days, 04:32:19 is removed from ahmubashshir's clock.
[12/05/22 01:45:09] ukleinek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:30:15 from level 68.
[12/06/22 01:07:32] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 04:42:57 is added to their clock.
[12/07/22 20:16:10] vegadark [84/650] has come upon ukleinek [346/491] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 22:22:56 is added to vegadark's clock.
[12/08/22 17:12:54] aqsd, ukleinek, and signofzeta [247/2295] have team battled DownAndUp, blabber, and Omega [468/2638] and lost! 0 days, 15:49:52 is added to their clocks.
[12/10/22 11:52:49] AlexS [9/513] has challenged ukleinek [423/491] in combat and lost! 5 days, 01:21:10 is added to AlexS's clock.
[12/10/22 21:13:29] cfjk [126/614] has come upon ukleinek [406/491] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 15:05:22 is added to cfjk's clock.
[12/11/22 22:44:56] Tabmow [604/851] has come upon ukleinek [470/491] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 14:40:04 is removed from Tabmow's clock.
[12/11/22 22:44:56] Tabmow has dealt ukleinek a Critical Strike! 4 days, 07:12:53 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/12/22 06:29:26] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 8 days, 18:13:53 toward level 68.
[12/13/22 18:02:37] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 08:47:06 towards level 68.
[12/14/22 03:26:12] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 2 days, 22:47:59 toward level 68.
[12/14/22 16:18:22] linear, ukleinek, and idlegood [731/1833] have team battled VonToutCourt, TimeWarp, and Bolded [1625/3112] and lost! 0 days, 09:58:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/22 11:56:04] ukleinek [136/491] has come upon Thorael [23/612] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 21:33:16 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[12/16/22 23:08:30] norrland [76/77] has challenged ukleinek [340/491] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:36 is added to norrland's clock.
[12/17/22 03:25:13] Tabmow, shikhin, and jaxson [739/2343] have team battled Destruia, psychoid, and ukleinek [596/1603] and won! 1 day, 00:25:09 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/22 09:52:48] ukleinek, MetaNova, and io [1957/2346] have team battled simple, CornFly, and psychoid [691/2116] and won! 1 day, 03:34:59 is removed from their clocks.
[12/18/22 11:19:43] ukleinek stole tswsl's level 60 set of leggings while they were sleeping! ukleinek leaves their old level 51 set of leggings behind, which tswsl then takes.
[12/19/22 20:42:20] ukleinek, jjasghar, MrMagoo, and linear have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/20/22 22:07:13] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 15:15:09 towards level 68.
[12/21/22 19:41:58] adamus1red [220/825] has come upon ukleinek [299/499] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 13:53:52 is added to adamus1red's clock.
[12/22/22 10:47:15] AlinConstantin, ukleinek, Ecko, and sc have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/23/22 02:27:05] pasquale [396/1004] has come upon ukleinek [156/499] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 13:31:50 is removed from pasquale's clock.
[12/23/22 02:36:29] JigmeDatse [233/741] has come upon ukleinek [134/499] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 10:31:29 is removed from JigmeDatse's clock.
[12/24/22 11:44:32] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:33:09 towards level 68.
[12/24/22 13:06:44] bananaboat [632/841] has come upon ukleinek [346/499] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 07:08:24 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[12/25/22 16:16:37] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:19 towards level 68.
[12/26/22 10:03:45] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:58:05 towards level 68.
[12/26/22 19:49:59] Pinkman, ukleinek, and gusto [395/1981] have team battled Puff, Yarosh, and vegadark [1736/1969] and lost! 0 days, 01:35:18 is added to their clocks.
[12/27/22 05:21:49] ukleinek [211/499] has challenged simple [773/1030] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:02:12 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/27/22 08:53:10] SuzakuMedli, ukleinek, and tswsl [1286/2046] have team battled damyan, Matthew, and bg [2071/2175] and lost! 0 days, 00:33:43 is added to their clocks.
[12/28/22 23:54:17] KindOne, ukleinek, and Thorael [644/1676] have team battled vegadark, sky, and hdm [728/2533] and lost! 3 days, 21:18:59 is added to their clocks.
[12/29/22 15:41:19] ukleinek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 23:48:58 towards level 69.
[12/30/22 08:13:36] ukleinek [280/499] has challenged MetaNova [71/727] in combat and won! 10 days, 04:23:33 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[12/30/22 18:38:36] Aksej [622/979] has come upon ukleinek [10/499] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:47:32 is removed from Aksej's clock.
[12/31/22 20:22:03] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 35 days, 04:39:39 toward level 69.
[12/31/22 20:48:35] ukleinek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:04:37 from level 69.
[12/31/22 22:59:51] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:24:25 towards level 69.
[01/01/23 03:04:35] ukleinek [29/499] has come upon Affliction [160/916] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 06:20:13 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[01/01/23 12:20:26] wollu, Hex, and talisein [829/1627] have team battled DownAndUp, ukleinek, and wille [1627/1675] and lost! 0 days, 11:43:13 is added to their clocks.
[01/01/23 19:04:08] ukleinek was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:46:17 from level 69.
[01/01/23 19:08:33] ukleinek [379/499] has come upon JamCow [326/965] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 11:24:00 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/01/23 23:27:58] Carl [578/912] has challenged ukleinek [404/499] in combat and won! 10 days, 02:02:41 is removed from Carl's clock.
[01/02/23 04:20:24] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 8 days, 15:48:11 toward level 69.
[01/02/23 15:31:40] ukleinek [325/499] has challenged Fehu [132/579] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:53:30 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/02/23 20:43:00] bg [937/1114] has challenged ukleinek [63/499] in combat and won! 11 days, 01:56:32 is removed from bg's clock.
[01/03/23 03:03:13] ukleinek has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:50:55 from level 69.
[01/03/23 17:41:09] ukleinek learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:31:52 towards level 69.
[01/03/23 20:21:09] McMemo [144/258] has challenged ukleinek [22/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:25:56 is removed from McMemo's clock.
[01/04/23 22:46:39] ukleinek [185/560] has challenged Yarosh [487/528] in combat and lost! 6 days, 00:26:12 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[01/06/23 04:01:21] pants [106/1170] has come upon ukleinek [418/560] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 03:53:14 is added to pants's clock.
[01/06/23 10:52:40] ukleinek [513/560] has challenged Acolarh [696/934] in combat and lost! 6 days, 11:16:13 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[01/06/23 18:38:13] ukleinek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 16:01:01 towards level 70.
[01/10/23 05:14:15] Aylat [10/346] has challenged ukleinek [535/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:50:26 is added to Aylat's clock.
[01/11/23 03:50:07] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 00:56:59 is added to their clock.
[01/11/23 04:36:11] ChowderKeg [34/843] has come upon ukleinek [188/566] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 19:21:05 is added to ChowderKeg's clock.
[01/11/23 05:34:23] tmberg [379/673] has come upon ukleinek [251/566] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 05:33:58 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[01/11/23 08:36:51] ukleinek [368/566] has come upon damyan [578/725] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 17:26:43 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[01/12/23 05:56:42] IRCd [248/310] has challenged ukleinek [360/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to IRCd's clock.
[01/13/23 07:27:46] bananaboat [509/841] has come upon ukleinek [284/566] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 16:02:14 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[01/13/23 13:53:53] ChowderKeg [614/843] has come upon ukleinek [408/566] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 04:49:52 is removed from ChowderKeg's clock.
[01/13/23 20:00:13] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 08:06:16 is added to their clock.
[01/14/23 07:36:30] ukleinek [564/566] has challenged Malvolio [97/566] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:36:05 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/14/23 15:36:50] ukleinek, herald, and Bolded [232/2211] have team battled freeboson, Hex, and bg [52/2738] and won! 2 days, 12:37:33 is removed from their clocks.
[01/15/23 18:48:11] ukleinek got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:16:35 from level 70.
[01/15/23 23:16:53] Wolf, ion, and ukleinek [946/2279] have team battled MadMan, mordac, and nya [1947/2381] and lost! 2 days, 01:27:23 is added to their clocks.
[01/16/23 12:55:14] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 02:29:45 towards level 70.
[01/17/23 14:55:09] ukleinek [451/566] has challenged ChowderKeg [517/843] in combat and lost! 5 days, 18:56:33 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[01/17/23 16:16:57] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 17:25:49 towards level 70.
[01/17/23 17:37:00] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 21:24:43 towards level 70.
[01/18/23 02:27:25] KingPimpCommand [41/155] has challenged ukleinek [314/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:27:20 is added to KingPimpCommand's clock.
[01/19/23 21:51:20] Russell, mordac, and ukleinek [896/2240] have team battled bobvador, jayvee, and washclof [3045/3158] and lost! 0 days, 06:06:01 is added to their clocks.
[01/20/23 19:56:29] Minus [660/865] has come upon ukleinek [456/566] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 13:55:17 is removed from Minus's clock.
[01/21/23 09:43:56] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 02:58:00 towards level 70.
[01/21/23 17:05:05] ukleinek, ToHellWithGA, and TheSilentLink [13/2540] have team battled Bluedog, Tabmow, and Psilocybe [675/2789] and lost! 6 days, 13:33:21 is added to their clocks.
[01/21/23 23:15:52] Ecko [136/917] has come upon ukleinek [128/566] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:14:24 is removed from Ecko's clock.
[01/23/23 02:58:10] Destruia [139/754] has come upon ukleinek [45/566] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 20:24:45 is removed from Destruia's clock.
[01/23/23 06:01:19] Pricey [277/608] has challenged ukleinek [20/566] in combat and won! 9 days, 05:03:44 is removed from Pricey's clock.
[01/23/23 21:17:45] gusto [384/629] has challenged ukleinek [275/566] in combat and won! 4 days, 03:25:22 is removed from gusto's clock.
[01/24/23 15:53:49] muirrum [155/415] has come upon ukleinek [429/566] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 04:12:08 is added to muirrum's clock.
[01/25/23 06:51:38] ukleinek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 12:17:03 towards level 70.
[01/25/23 16:22:11] \dev\ice [258/722] has come upon ukleinek [275/566] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:56 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[01/29/23 17:20:59] ukleinek [7/566] has come upon nya [1231/1235] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 00:24:23 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[01/30/23 16:07:40] ukleinek [203/566] has challenged vegadark [358/655] in combat and lost! 4 days, 07:46:10 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[01/31/23 01:50:19] gradator [325/540] has come upon ukleinek [307/566] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 20:40:56 is removed from gradator's clock.
[02/02/23 23:37:58] ukleinek got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 12:57:24 from level 70.
[02/02/23 23:48:09] dwfreed, ukleinek, and nya [208/2988] have team battled Algernon, washclof, and Thorael [1648/2518] and lost! 4 days, 22:34:17 is added to their clocks.
[02/05/23 22:38:28] ukleinek [307/566] has challenged Techman [220/981] in combat and won! 8 days, 23:00:22 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[02/06/23 13:41:34] KindOne [364/512] has challenged ukleinek [564/566] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:43:29 is added to KindOne's clock.
[02/07/23 10:39:55] binaryhermit, bobvador, and d4n13L [1195/2409] have team battled TimWolla, ukleinek, and thatmint [1877/1997] and lost! 0 days, 00:59:43 is added to their clocks.
[02/08/23 08:14:25] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 10:58:07 towards level 70.
[02/08/23 17:47:23] Kurenai [746/929] has come upon ukleinek [417/566] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:18:25 is removed from Kurenai's clock.
[02/09/23 04:33:40] allo [494/691] has come upon ukleinek [552/566] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 08:57:17 is added to allo's clock.
[02/10/23 11:52:58] allo [213/691] has come upon ukleinek [555/566] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 09:22:08 is added to allo's clock.
[02/10/23 22:10:11] yano, ukleinek, and solarsparq [1804/2332] have team battled ttrs, drahthaar, and Zaratustra [631/2368] and won! 0 days, 08:37:41 is removed from their clocks.
[02/13/23 07:59:08] ukleinek, crysis, and brycec [2322/2640] have team battled Psilocybe, CrashOverride, and el [1620/2528] and won! 1 day, 20:58:47 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/23 16:43:10] ukleinek lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 07:29:21 from level 70.
[03/04/23 16:46:31] adamus1red [375/1083] has challenged ukleinek [141/566] in combat and won! 2 days, 19:00:47 is removed from adamus1red's clock.
[03/04/23 23:47:57] ukleinek [490/566] has challenged DontEvenPeek [505/535] in combat and lost! 1 day, 21:47:37 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[03/06/23 08:39:16] Przemek [201/260] has challenged ukleinek [344/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:42:16 is added to Przemek's clock.
[03/07/23 02:20:36] hdm [683/998] has come upon ukleinek [224/566] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 06:02:43 is removed from hdm's clock.
[03/07/23 09:38:03] ukleinek was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 12:57:35 from level 70.
[03/07/23 17:54:44] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 05:12:01 is added to their clock.
[03/07/23 21:12:03] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 12:28:26 towards level 70.
[03/08/23 07:58:50] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:18:49 towards level 70.
[03/10/23 15:26:32] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 18:28:02 towards level 70.
[03/10/23 18:49:42] ukleinek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 05:14:40 towards level 70.
[03/11/23 23:22:37] Arch, ukleinek, and kinus [482/1686] have team battled Nuae, laama, and GilbertErik [826/2573] and lost! 3 days, 08:28:25 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/23 01:02:33] ukleinek got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 09:40:56 towards level 70.
[03/12/23 15:06:20] joes [52/75] has challenged ukleinek [107/566] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:11 is added to joes's clock.
[03/12/23 22:11:40] unicron [339/658] has come upon ukleinek [510/566] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 21:27:11 is added to unicron's clock.
[03/13/23 06:41:50] aqsd [520/767] has challenged ukleinek [154/566] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:35:29 is removed from aqsd's clock.
[03/13/23 18:32:00] ukleinek was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 08:29:04 from level 70.
[03/14/23 17:00:52] ukleinek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 21:46:00 from level 70.
[03/17/23 06:25:17] crank, ukleinek, and bfft [33/1771] have team battled arkie, Angelina, and MELOONi [974/2016] and lost! 0 days, 16:33:22 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/23 06:34:15] ukleinek, kptr, and Wolf [1018/1912] have team battled Notir, unicron, and pants [1052/2967] and lost! 0 days, 16:08:40 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/23 08:30:10] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:10:22 towards level 70.
[03/18/23 07:32:54] ukleinek, CompanionCube, and Matthew [7/1833] have team battled gradator, happymeal, and allo [1049/1638] and lost! 1 day, 19:47:29 is added to their clocks.
[03/20/23 03:16:19] LeD [70/656] has challenged ukleinek [398/566] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:26:06 is added to LeD's clock.
[03/20/23 23:29:31] ukleinek, confunctius, and kenyon [1657/2425] have team battled ToHellWithGA, allo, and Thorael [1774/2609] and lost! 0 days, 18:15:14 is added to their clocks.
[03/21/23 09:11:52] Asara [224/856] has challenged ukleinek [332/566] in combat and lost! 5 days, 22:57:10 is added to Asara's clock.
[03/22/23 00:56:08] tmberg [83/718] has challenged ukleinek [356/566] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:18:46 is added to tmberg's clock.
[03/22/23 15:01:31] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 23:32:50 towards level 70.
[03/22/23 18:23:09] Omega, EddieT137, and ToHellWithGA [466/3181] have team battled ukleinek, talisein, and Notir [866/2293] and lost! 2 days, 04:25:52 is added to their clocks.
[03/23/23 17:18:29] ukleinek got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:55:29 towards level 70.
[03/24/23 01:15:19] ukleinek stole yano's level 58 pair of gloves while they were sleeping! ukleinek leaves their old level 48 pair of gloves behind, which yano then takes.
[03/24/23 23:33:34] krustenkaese [238/486] has come upon ukleinek [178/575] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:23:23 is removed from krustenkaese's clock.
[03/25/23 22:10:25] vectr0n, cadfael, and ukleinek [1936/2018] have team battled ChowderKeg, washclof, and Brocker [2131/2226] and lost! 1 day, 01:35:35 is added to their clocks.
[03/26/23 00:09:36] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:43:07 towards level 70.
[03/27/23 14:44:11] ukleinek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ukleinek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[03/27/23 23:38:00] ukleinek [55/584] has come upon aqsd [330/767] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:31:06 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[03/28/23 08:22:56] Cirdan [370/1037] has come upon ukleinek [393/584] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 10:46:07 is added to Cirdan's clock.
[03/28/23 11:25:23] jaxson, bananaboat, and ukleinek [19/2022] have team battled VOID, ToHellWithGA, and EddieT137 [2308/2950] and lost! 1 day, 12:10:57 is added to their clocks.
[03/30/23 10:13:58] ukleinek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:26:03 from level 70.
[03/30/23 12:09:15] ukleinek [333/584] has challenged Yarosh [12/525] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:59:01 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[03/30/23 14:14:03] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 03:03:16 is added to their clock.
[03/31/23 02:51:44] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:51:47 is added to their clock.
[03/31/23 10:41:22] Queegly [13/28] has challenged ukleinek [162/584] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:11 is added to Queegly's clock.
[03/31/23 18:15:42] ukleinek [16/584] has challenged Carl [431/890] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:03:45 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[04/02/23 09:57:31] bananaboat [636/845] has come upon ukleinek [143/584] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 05:21:19 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[04/02/23 11:24:15] ukleinek [324/584] has challenged Covid-19 [335/949] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:15:16 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[04/03/23 01:05:28] ukleinek stole herald's level 58 ring while they were sleeping! ukleinek leaves their old level 27 ring behind, which herald then takes.
[04/03/23 11:42:23] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:25:29 is added to their clock.
[04/03/23 15:37:25] Queegly [26/205] has come upon ukleinek [169/612] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:13:22 is added to Queegly's clock.
[04/03/23 16:30:12] Stevland [585/1025] has challenged ukleinek [400/612] in combat and won! 11 days, 09:47:37 is removed from Stevland's clock.
[04/03/23 19:40:05] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:47:48 towards level 70.
[04/04/23 03:09:59] SirNeo, jayvee, and VOID [852/2417] have team battled postikana, gusto, and ukleinek [625/1757] and won! 0 days, 22:27:43 is removed from their clocks.
[04/04/23 09:45:09] ukleinek stole jayvee's level 149 weapon while they were sleeping! ukleinek leaves their old level 53 weapon behind, which jayvee then takes.
[04/05/23 12:20:00] bsleep [1206/1313] has come upon ukleinek [50/698] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 07:37:05 is removed from bsleep's clock.
[04/06/23 20:58:41] ukleinek [450/698] has come upon soygirl [143/363] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:26:12 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[04/06/23 21:17:57] TheSilentLink, Ganonk, and Blohsh [338/1648] have team battled ukleinek, Silvanus_Betrium, and idleneutral [1760/2369] and lost! 0 days, 00:57:54 is added to their clocks.
[04/07/23 01:23:41] ukleinek [198/698] has challenged achin [19/766] in combat and won! 9 days, 04:15:18 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[04/07/23 03:47:58] SuzakuMedli [648/1112] has challenged ukleinek [24/698] in combat and won! 1 day, 21:40:53 is removed from SuzakuMedli's clock.
[04/07/23 06:52:07] ukleinek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 05:06:59 towards level 71.
[04/09/23 02:05:45] dwfreed [878/1151] has come upon ukleinek [125/698] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:31:01 is removed from dwfreed's clock.
[04/09/23 04:34:38] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 07:26:03 is added to their clock.
[04/09/23 06:49:58] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 03:23:22 towards level 71.
[04/09/23 19:01:23] ukleinek [531/698] has challenged krustenkaese [52/486] in combat and won! 4 days, 12:50:07 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[04/10/23 02:19:24] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 08:43:57 is added to their clock.
[04/11/23 10:25:29] joes [120/229] has challenged ukleinek [217/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:39:35 is added to joes's clock.
[04/11/23 19:55:17] slim [330/423] has come upon ukleinek [223/698] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 12:31:35 is removed from slim's clock.
[04/11/23 23:12:37] solarsparq [342/696] has challenged ukleinek [184/698] in combat and won! 3 days, 00:14:18 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[04/12/23 09:25:11] ion, heisenbug, and Tabmow [1261/2431] have team battled ukleinek, Mat, and signofzeta [2135/2210] and lost! 1 day, 00:39:11 is added to their clocks.
[04/14/23 19:01:18] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 16:28:13 is added to their clock.
[04/17/23 09:45:47] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 20 days, 15:53:49 toward level 71.
[04/17/23 14:37:08] ukleinek, Acolarh, kenyon, and laama have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[04/18/23 03:32:18] damyan, pwae, and CrashOverride [1861/2260] have team battled Malvolio, ukleinek, and CodeGeek [1266/2173] and won! 9 days, 22:21:10 is removed from their clocks.
[04/20/23 02:55:50] ukleinek [203/698] has challenged elf [311/1037] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:59:33 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[04/22/23 03:18:09] Yarosh, banana-jim, and blabber [652/1801] have team battled Bluedog, ukleinek, and Drin [418/2278] and won! 0 days, 00:37:17 is removed from their clocks.
[04/22/23 08:03:33] ukleinek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:02 from level 71.
[04/23/23 01:30:35] Pricey [114/504] has come upon ukleinek [20/698] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 00:55:07 is removed from Pricey's clock.
[04/23/23 20:46:32] cpli [34/213] has challenged ukleinek [342/698] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:14:00 is added to cpli's clock.
[04/24/23 09:27:54] ukleinek, Destruia, and VonToutCourt [1546/2869] have team battled Tenorman, Berserker, and gormenghast [537/1617] and won! 0 days, 15:55:02 is removed from their clocks.
[04/24/23 22:46:06] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:01:18 towards level 71.
[04/25/23 09:49:15] ukleinek fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:37:44 from level 71.
[04/25/23 22:07:37] ukleinek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:39:24 towards level 71.
[04/26/23 01:23:58] ukleinek, Ganonk, and DontEvenPeek [769/1837] have team battled Lenny_, Cockatrice, and Dan [1154/2342] and lost! 0 days, 04:32:13 is added to their clocks.
[04/26/23 09:11:18] ukleinek died, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:56:35 from level 71.
[04/26/23 18:50:50] Pricey [366/504] has come upon ukleinek [28/698] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 05:00:54 is removed from Pricey's clock.
[04/27/23 03:52:39] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:30 towards level 71.
[04/27/23 06:19:20] ukleinek [509/701] has challenged Ankhers [138/722] in combat and won! 10 days, 13:42:08 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[04/27/23 12:43:49] tomhek, Berserker, and ukleinek [944/2023] have team battled Acolarh, SirNeo, and VonToutCourt [2843/3181] and lost! 5 days, 16:00:17 is added to their clocks.
[04/29/23 06:46:25] ukleinek walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 01:53:02 from level 72.
[04/29/23 20:46:05] ukleinek [469/701] has challenged Cockatrice [271/914] in combat and won! 9 days, 17:17:50 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[05/01/23 02:08:05] style, ukleinek, and hdm [1677/2197] have team battled cateye, talisein, and achin [36/1928] and won! 2 days, 19:19:17 is removed from their clocks.
[05/01/23 05:54:33] Lord255 [150/816] has come upon ukleinek [331/701] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:16:28 is added to Lord255's clock.
[05/02/23 06:31:22] Cockatrice, Jens, and ukleinek [284/2296] have team battled Theleveler, Kurenai, and SuzakuMedli [2882/2896] and lost! 4 days, 13:42:28 is added to their clocks.
[05/02/23 12:38:29] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 12:18:20 towards level 72.
[05/02/23 15:09:40] Pricey [332/504] has come upon ukleinek [341/701] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 02:02:50 is added to Pricey's clock.
[05/15/23 11:43:20] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 04:08:16 towards level 72.
[05/15/23 13:12:02] ukleinek [188/701] has challenged Fenrik [568/1258] in combat and lost! 4 days, 02:54:51 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[05/17/23 10:21:51] ukleinek [652/701] has challenged crank [530/649] in combat and won! 8 days, 06:08:59 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[05/18/23 02:11:21] ukleinek [309/701] has come upon alexlehm [133/669] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:45:34 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[05/18/23 12:10:47] dodecahedron [2/52] has challenged ukleinek [540/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:48 is added to dodecahedron's clock.
[05/21/23 01:43:51] Zed_Spiker [216/356] has challenged ukleinek [658/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:35:26 is added to Zed_Spiker's clock.
[05/21/23 06:42:43] ukleinek ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 10:01:02 from level 72.
[05/21/23 21:11:45] sir_idle_alot [173/252] has challenged ukleinek [56/701] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:58:27 is removed from sir_idle_alot's clock.
[05/23/23 03:18:41] happymeal [4/400] has come upon ukleinek [233/701] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:04:32 is added to happymeal's clock.
[05/25/23 16:07:13] buzel [171/688] has challenged ukleinek [446/701] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:07:14 is added to buzel's clock.
[05/26/23 12:23:11] Aksej, ukleinek, and Nysdar [466/2567] have team battled yNos, freeboson, and Daikojun [130/2374] and won! 0 days, 09:55:00 is removed from their clocks.
[05/26/23 18:09:38] ukleinek, idleneutral, medivh, and Ungoliant have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[05/27/23 13:28:23] ukleinek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:08:56 towards level 72.
[05/28/23 13:50:00] washclof [51/1084] has come upon ukleinek [338/701] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:39:33 is added to washclof's clock.
[05/29/23 05:05:36] ukleinek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 22:48:43 towards level 72.
[05/29/23 07:55:07] ukleinek, jacquesssss, and buzel [686/1735] have team battled StalkR, megubyte, and enteral [2043/2398] and lost! 0 days, 01:57:49 is added to their clocks.
[05/31/23 21:53:14] Mat [336/565] has come upon ukleinek [122/701] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 12:05:32 is removed from Mat's clock.
[06/01/23 01:24:47] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 11:50:09 towards level 72.
[06/01/23 01:54:52] Stevland, ukleinek, and CodeGeek [157/2764] have team battled particleflux, n0ssh, and elf [77/2181] and won! 0 days, 09:15:48 is removed from their clocks.
[06/02/23 14:51:38] ukleinek [390/701] has challenged vegadark [265/746] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:51:08 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[06/03/23 10:56:17] Covid-19 [726/958] has challenged ukleinek [287/701] in combat and won! 12 days, 15:49:47 is removed from Covid-19's clock.
[06/04/23 14:35:45] ukleinek [476/701] has come upon fstrelok [635/748] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:43:36 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[06/06/23 14:55:21] ukleinek got harassed by peer. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:29:31 from level 72.
[06/07/23 06:52:55] ukleinek bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:40:51 from level 72.
[06/07/23 20:18:54] ukleinek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:42:52 from level 72.
[06/08/23 09:01:59] ukleinek [170/701] has come upon Affliction [211/668] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:23:33 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[06/08/23 23:15:25] allo [737/801] has come upon ukleinek [478/701] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 11:36:37 is removed from allo's clock.
[06/09/23 02:20:17] ukleinek was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:54 from level 72.
[06/09/23 12:26:02] ukleinek [153/701] has challenged idleneutral [9/641] in combat and won! 9 days, 11:27:18 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[06/10/23 21:31:17] ukleinek burned a hole through their leggings while ironing them! ukleinek's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[06/10/23 23:18:41] particleflux [339/524] has come upon ukleinek [550/694] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:24:52 is added to particleflux's clock.
[06/12/23 20:28:35] bfft [482/817] has come upon ukleinek [550/694] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 07:54:54 is added to bfft's clock.
[06/13/23 18:48:43] ukleinek [385/694] has challenged Przemek [518/601] in combat and lost! 3 days, 11:03:35 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[06/15/23 00:52:53] ion [204/893] has come upon ukleinek [12/694] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 16:34:39 is removed from ion's clock.
[06/15/23 02:51:38] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 33 days, 12:25:42 toward level 73.
[06/15/23 03:28:17] ukleinek got their COVID-19 vaccination! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:16:40 towards level 73.
[06/15/23 14:07:13] Aksej, Ferris, and Finley [1015/2300] have team battled JigmeDatse, pwae, and ukleinek [1413/2298] and lost! 0 days, 03:42:39 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/23 08:26:36] ChowderKeg, idleevil, and ukleinek [534/2397] have team battled BastelBot, Dev, and Forud [1750/1931] and lost! 0 days, 10:48:40 is added to their clocks.
[06/16/23 20:48:22] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 05:44:21 towards level 73.
[06/17/23 03:25:48] ukleinek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:49:49 from level 73.
[06/17/23 16:10:04] bananaboat [228/776] has come upon ukleinek [68/694] and taken them in combat! 15 days, 12:08:54 is removed from bananaboat's clock.
[06/19/23 18:03:50] ukleinek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 20:58:12 from level 73.
[06/20/23 16:23:01] Malvolio [267/421] has come upon ukleinek [317/699] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:52:26 is added to Malvolio's clock.
[06/20/23 21:27:19] canton7 [290/881] has come upon ukleinek [221/699] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 20:59:30 is removed from canton7's clock.
[06/21/23 02:37:38] hdm, Bolded, and ZOTTA [1710/2850] have team battled eroc1990, ukleinek, and Yarosh [85/2023] and won! 0 days, 05:37:42 is removed from their clocks.
[06/22/23 21:27:14] tomgus1, kinus, and ukleinek [1583/2054] have team battled Minus, sc, and vadas [558/2750] and won! 2 days, 01:02:17 is removed from their clocks.
[06/29/23 12:41:36] bg [486/1074] has challenged ukleinek [572/699] in combat and lost! 7 days, 01:36:14 is added to bg's clock.
[06/29/23 16:58:58] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 20:31:35 towards level 73.
[07/01/23 16:39:53] IFireflyl, ukleinek, and tmberg [1580/2132] have team battled washclof, hdm, and yano [874/2933] and won! 1 day, 08:55:29 is removed from their clocks.
[07/02/23 16:19:28] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:10:44 towards level 73.
[07/02/23 23:06:49] eising [192/767] has come upon ukleinek [603/699] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 13:44:49 is added to eising's clock.
[07/04/23 14:25:15] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:43:30 is added to their clock.
[07/07/23 01:20:52] scumola [503/897] has come upon ukleinek [141/699] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 19:15:17 is removed from scumola's clock.
[07/07/23 15:39:36] ukleinek [63/699] has challenged csc2ya [89/812] in combat and lost! 5 days, 03:13:45 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[07/07/23 22:13:35] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 35 days, 05:05:07 toward level 74.
[07/08/23 04:31:29] Sorin [571/593] has challenged ukleinek [283/699] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:25:25 is removed from Sorin's clock.
[07/08/23 09:03:45] ukleinek [524/699] has come upon TimWolla [208/998] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 16:13:18 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[07/08/23 09:28:02] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 09:38:36 towards level 74.
[07/09/23 05:57:04] idlegood, gusto, and hugga [2024/2140] have team battled ukleinek, \dev\ice, and kevkev [1304/1897] and won! 0 days, 11:52:38 is removed from their clocks.
[07/09/23 07:25:49] ukleinek EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 20:52:12 from level 74.
[07/09/23 10:33:38] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 06:07:50 towards level 74.
[07/10/23 18:45:38] ukleinek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ukleinek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[07/11/23 04:01:40] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 9 days, 17:38:52 toward level 74.
[07/11/23 12:36:41] RussellB, tmberg, and ukleinek [1150/2568] have team battled particleflux, Ungoliant, and V [316/2309] and won! 2 days, 09:10:40 is removed from their clocks.
[07/11/23 21:58:18] d4n13L [137/607] has come upon ukleinek [435/694] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:51:01 is added to d4n13L's clock.
[07/12/23 18:59:03] ukleinek [45/694] has come upon AlexS [120/543] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:06:40 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[07/13/23 01:43:06] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:08:19 towards level 74.
[07/13/23 20:15:01] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:29:55 towards level 74.
[07/14/23 14:35:56] caeli, Carl, and Crazycatlady [1631/2389] have team battled ukleinek, dwfreed, and Ecko [1164/2908] and won! 3 days, 01:51:49 is removed from their clocks.
[07/14/23 20:34:27] tswsl, sam, and TheSilentLink [2125/2662] have team battled ukleinek, zbe, and gusto [104/2560] and won! 0 days, 15:58:56 is removed from their clocks.
[07/15/23 15:31:53] ukleinek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:07:12 towards level 74.
[07/17/23 19:59:27] nawcom, Berserker, and ukleinek [1488/2197] have team battled yNos, laama, and hugga [657/2545] and won! 0 days, 11:19:28 is removed from their clocks.
[07/18/23 15:43:24] ukleinek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:33:23 towards level 74.
[07/19/23 14:43:55] ukleinek [627/694] has challenged boscage [44/569] in combat and won! 8 days, 11:22:03 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[07/20/23 11:39:51] jjasghar [11/1052] has come upon ukleinek [167/694] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:30:44 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[07/20/23 21:33:17] Destruia [36/754] has challenged ukleinek [356/694] in combat and lost! 9 days, 06:37:59 is added to Destruia's clock.
[07/21/23 12:31:39] Ankhers, freeboson, and jacob1 [552/2615] have team battled VonToutCourt, ukleinek, and bobvador [3152/3187] and lost! 1 day, 17:33:41 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/23 04:53:03] Minus, zbe, and ZOTTA [303/2931] have team battled ukleinek, DontEvenPeek, and Russell [2204/2353] and lost! 1 day, 18:15:00 is added to their clocks.
[07/22/23 04:55:55] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:56:24 towards level 75.
[07/22/23 19:54:32] ukleinek lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 13:19:18 from level 75.
[07/24/23 13:06:02] Platonides [620/856] has come upon ukleinek [350/694] and taken them in combat! 5 days, 18:22:21 is removed from Platonides's clock.
[07/25/23 14:20:30] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 5 days, 03:46:37 toward level 75.
[07/25/23 19:50:16] JigmeDatse, spex, and eising [2609/2660] have team battled Mat, ukleinek, and IFireflyl [142/1856] and won! 0 days, 04:26:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/25/23 23:48:10] CornFly, aqsd, and thornrag [374/2437] have team battled ukleinek, Ungoliant, and Tangles [1165/2234] and lost! 1 day, 05:26:34 is added to their clocks.
[07/26/23 11:23:03] Lnk [230/851] has challenged ukleinek [509/694] in combat and lost! 7 days, 14:50:12 is added to Lnk's clock.
[07/27/23 12:28:38] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 16:04:52 towards level 75.
[07/27/23 18:27:13] GRIZZLYMAN, Daikojun, and ukleinek [1436/1944] have team battled heisenbug, ion, and wowbagger [822/2279] and won! 1 day, 19:58:39 is removed from their clocks.
[07/28/23 06:21:03] alephnull [174/538] has come upon ukleinek [232/694] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:43:10 is added to alephnull's clock.
[07/28/23 11:14:16] kzootech [559/641] has challenged ukleinek [80/694] in combat and won! 3 days, 11:28:43 is removed from kzootech's clock.
[07/28/23 14:42:11] ukleinek, bsleep, and wowbagger [620/2658] have team battled MetaNova, Sario, and "\@_ [2170/2640] and lost! 1 day, 00:49:27 is added to their clocks.
[07/29/23 15:20:37] kzootech [533/641] has challenged ukleinek [84/694] in combat and won! 2 days, 15:23:36 is removed from kzootech's clock.
[07/29/23 19:06:31] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 17:06:39 towards level 75.
[07/29/23 19:14:51] kinus, ukleinek, and Theleveler [2384/2393] have team battled spex, Russell, and arkie [1274/2796] and won! 3 days, 20:41:57 is removed from their clocks.
[07/30/23 17:58:16] ukleinek saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 02:56:53 from level 75.
[07/31/23 05:07:13] ukleinek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 16:39:50 towards level 75.
[07/31/23 11:48:09] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:39:33 is added to their clock.
[07/31/23 22:33:07] gegenschein [449/1037] has challenged ukleinek [328/694] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:46:09 is removed from gegenschein's clock.
[08/01/23 04:34:34] ukleinek [390/694] has challenged happymeal [416/434] in combat and lost! 2 days, 04:58:38 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/01/23 21:42:29] ukleinek got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 07:15:59 from level 75.
[08/02/23 11:46:26] Ungoliant, rawgreaze, and EddieT137 [1337/2762] have team battled soltys, kenyon, and ukleinek [2094/2925] and lost! 0 days, 02:32:27 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/23 08:58:39] b4d63r, VonToutCourt, and ukleinek [790/2176] have team battled Techman, Kachin, and mzumquadrat [1452/2461] and lost! 0 days, 00:06:01 is added to their clocks.
[08/03/23 12:57:34] Neil, ukleinek, Jens, and Sombra have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[08/03/23 23:48:49] solarsparq [400/747] has come upon ukleinek [273/694] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 22:30:39 is removed from solarsparq's clock.
[08/05/23 02:03:11] Matthew [284/624] has come upon ukleinek [267/694] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:17:23 is removed from Matthew's clock.
[08/05/23 23:22:36] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 13 days, 16:22:40 toward level 75.
[08/06/23 04:24:33] ukleinek got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 03:55:51 from level 75.
[08/06/23 20:20:22] IFireflyl [92/541] has challenged ukleinek [665/694] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:27:47 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[08/07/23 01:10:39] buzel, StalkR, and ukleinek [444/2356] have team battled Omega, slim, and CodeGeek [169/3070] and won! 0 days, 10:13:35 is removed from their clocks.
[08/07/23 10:54:43] ukleinek [55/694] has come upon Thorael [409/687] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:11:44 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/09/23 13:00:20] adamus1red, ukleinek, and Sario [1986/2359] have team battled vegadark, Omega, and Przemek [735/2379] and won! 1 day, 14:48:44 is removed from their clocks.
[08/10/23 21:55:20] ukleinek ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:27:24 from level 75.
[08/11/23 06:06:38] ukleinek reinforced their shield with a dragon's scales! ukleinek's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[08/11/23 22:35:28] ukleinek [102/699] has challenged allo [736/806] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:13:23 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/13/23 01:36:52] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:48:57 is added to their clock.
[08/14/23 19:06:53] ukleinek stole Andrio's level 92 tunic while they were sleeping! ukleinek leaves their old level 42 tunic behind, which Andrio then takes.
[08/14/23 21:16:33] Asara [466/918] has come upon ukleinek [525/744] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 15:55:31 is added to Asara's clock.
[08/16/23 04:59:09] ukleinek [30/744] has challenged vectr0n [34/650] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:19:07 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/16/23 12:51:22] heisenbug, soltys, and zifnab06 [1025/2433] have team battled Ecko, ukleinek, and thornrag [2502/2519] and lost! 0 days, 23:58:34 is added to their clocks.
[08/16/23 21:04:37] enteral, hax404, and Drin [1497/2408] have team battled ukleinek, u4ia, and HeavyPodda [334/2092] and won! 2 days, 08:41:55 is removed from their clocks.
[08/17/23 02:50:06] ukleinek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:24 towards level 75.
[08/17/23 03:55:25] ukleinek stole VonToutCourt's level 102 tunic while they were sleeping! ukleinek leaves their old level 92 tunic behind, which VonToutCourt then takes.
[08/17/23 05:02:26] ukleinek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:18:23 towards level 75.
[08/17/23 08:08:23] ukleinek [448/753] has challenged bsleep [124/1320] in combat and won! 11 days, 21:54:21 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/17/23 12:00:00] ukleinek lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 18:54:07 from level 76.
[08/17/23 17:34:46] ter0, ToHellWithGA, and Minus [1461/2494] have team battled allo, hax404, and ukleinek [1929/2065] and lost! 0 days, 09:53:16 is added to their clocks.
[08/17/23 22:07:33] scumola, ukleinek, and tass [1272/2014] have team battled sc, GRIZZLYMAN, and HeavyPodda [937/2690] and won! 0 days, 07:40:24 is removed from their clocks.
[08/18/23 07:10:45] olsner [206/925] has challenged ukleinek [152/753] in combat and won! 2 days, 08:01:41 is removed from olsner's clock.
[08/20/23 17:45:40] shikhin [357/789] has come upon ukleinek [199/753] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 13:08:55 is removed from shikhin's clock.
[08/20/23 20:38:19] ukleinek misplaced their map. This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 12:08:34 from level 76.
[08/21/23 07:07:58] alexlehm, CornFly, and hugga [536/2476] have team battled Forud, ukleinek, and MadMan [2188/2362] and lost! 0 days, 09:20:55 is added to their clocks.
[08/22/23 03:25:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 12 days, 11:34:24 toward level 76.
[08/22/23 03:57:02] buzel, arkie, and philipp__ [1128/1737] have team battled ukleinek, yNos, and happymeal [751/2134] and won! 0 days, 02:04:28 is removed from their clocks.
[08/22/23 06:32:22] ukleinek [745/753] has challenged Techman [526/964] in combat and won! 9 days, 08:46:19 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[08/22/23 07:19:06] IFireflyl [340/545] has come upon ukleinek [417/753] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:19:14 is added to IFireflyl's clock.
[08/25/23 00:00:24] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 02:01:09 towards level 76.
[08/25/23 11:04:06] popey [342/968] has come upon ukleinek [174/762] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 00:01:48 is removed from popey's clock.
[08/25/23 19:54:21] ukleinek [59/762] has challenged gideonstar [366/592] in combat and lost! 2 days, 05:27:42 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[08/26/23 00:27:01] sky [304/941] has come upon ukleinek [65/762] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 13:55:10 is removed from sky's clock.
[08/27/23 01:07:45] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:52:47 is added to their clock.
[08/28/23 19:49:51] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 06:07:34 is added to their clock.
[08/30/23 14:23:53] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:28:42 towards level 76.
[08/31/23 17:37:15] ukleinek stole vegadark's level 67 charm while they were sleeping! ukleinek leaves their old level 57 charm behind, which vegadark then takes.
[09/01/23 07:45:14] ukleinek learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 19:58:00 towards level 76.
[09/01/23 12:16:18] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 14 days, 07:35:57 toward level 76.
[09/01/23 12:21:22] ukleinek gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:09:14 towards level 76.
[09/02/23 07:50:07] gendish [8/412] has challenged ukleinek [362/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to gendish's clock.
[09/02/23 22:44:19] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 1 day, 07:19:36 toward level 76.
[09/03/23 00:04:31] roosterphant [14/323] has challenged ukleinek [580/771] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:14:00 is added to roosterphant's clock.
[09/03/23 12:01:25] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 02:05:28 is added to their clock.
[09/04/23 00:12:30] Lenny_, ukleinek, Blohsh, and Bolded have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[09/04/23 10:22:35] ukleinek was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:27:41 from level 76.
[09/04/23 17:50:04] ukleinek caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:52:07 towards level 76.
[09/05/23 06:54:55] blobdog [255/445] has challenged ukleinek [50/771] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:06:46 is removed from blobdog's clock.
[09/05/23 10:07:04] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:01:08 towards level 76.
[09/05/23 15:52:54] sam [625/1010] has come upon ukleinek [112/771] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:56:29 is removed from sam's clock.
[09/05/23 19:51:56] ukleinek stole drahthaar's level 137 amulet while they were sleeping! ukleinek leaves their old level 117 amulet behind, which drahthaar then takes.
[09/06/23 11:05:18] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 00:04:31 is added to their clock.
[09/06/23 18:44:44] ukleinek [196/789] has challenged jayvee [683/696] in combat and lost! 7 days, 09:21:37 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[09/07/23 07:29:32] ukleinek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:50:56 from level 77.
[09/08/23 04:13:49] ukleinek [306/789] has challenged DontEvenPeek [502/848] in combat and lost! 6 days, 03:36:26 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[09/08/23 17:13:45] Kody [17/84] has challenged ukleinek [75/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:56 is added to Kody's clock.
[09/09/23 20:20:12] jayvee, GilbertErik, and Andrio [1965/2177] have team battled Nuae, ukleinek, and Wam [1274/2786] and won! 0 days, 09:04:05 is removed from their clocks.
[09/10/23 17:31:17] gusto [595/707] has come upon ukleinek [722/789] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 02:07:42 is added to gusto's clock.
[09/10/23 21:29:39] ufo-piloot [266/583] has challenged ukleinek [489/789] in combat and lost! 2 days, 19:41:21 is added to ufo-piloot's clock.
[09/11/23 09:32:40] ukleinek [95/789] has challenged roosterphant [216/385] in combat and lost! 5 days, 14:04:37 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[09/11/23 19:51:49] tsr [369/831] has come upon ukleinek [601/789] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 23:48:49 is added to tsr's clock.
[09/12/23 20:27:08] ukleinek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 17:09:51 towards level 77.
[09/14/23 21:18:50] ukleinek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 06:29:53 from level 77.
[09/18/23 04:14:59] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 12:02:00 towards level 77.
[09/18/23 05:19:27] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 19 days, 04:58:50 toward level 77.
[09/18/23 22:03:02] ukleinek hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 13:17:50 towards level 77.
[09/20/23 12:21:09] ukleinek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 5 days, 14:02:52 from level 77.
[09/24/23 22:33:12] ukleinek was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 16:00:29 from level 77.
[09/25/23 03:44:38] ukleinek, Ecko, and pwae [1133/2640] have team battled hugga, blabber, and RussellB [1579/2844] and lost! 2 days, 08:10:52 is added to their clocks.
[09/25/23 04:17:48] signofzeta, Bluedog, and kptr [1238/2567] have team battled ukleinek, sc, and ahmubashshir [1178/2528] and won! 0 days, 16:12:08 is removed from their clocks.
[09/25/23 07:17:27] Ungoliant [253/767] has challenged ukleinek [270/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:08:44 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[09/25/23 12:46:53] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 03:44:40 is added to their clock.
[09/26/23 00:24:16] gegenschein, Bolded, and TheSilentLink [2294/2914] have team battled ukleinek, csc2ya, and gendish [1978/2025] and won! 1 day, 05:50:04 is removed from their clocks.
[09/26/23 21:26:36] Kachin [767/1026] has challenged ukleinek [763/789] in combat and won! 2 days, 20:33:11 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[09/27/23 10:29:39] slim [34/954] has challenged ukleinek [245/789] in combat and lost! 2 days, 21:53:21 is added to slim's clock.
[09/28/23 17:22:27] washclof [950/1105] has come upon ukleinek [141/789] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 11:55:55 is removed from washclof's clock.
[09/30/23 09:56:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 24 days, 08:00:37 toward level 77.
[10/01/23 05:39:56] SCVM [143/205] has challenged ukleinek [521/789] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to SCVM's clock.
[10/02/23 14:06:06] bookworm [118/827] has come upon ukleinek [201/794] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 18:04:59 is added to bookworm's clock.
[10/03/23 10:03:08] ukleinek [364/794] has challenged anarcat [195/1258] in combat and won! 5 days, 08:20:13 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/03/23 15:41:45] Pinkman, gideonstar, and ukleinek [1300/2331] have team battled ter0, ColonelPanic001, and bookworm [465/1681] and won! 1 day, 03:24:12 is removed from their clocks.
[10/04/23 02:30:52] ukleinek lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 04:10:08 from level 77.
[10/05/23 08:14:04] ukleinek [141/806] has challenged boscage [454/813] in combat and lost! 1 day, 13:26:04 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[10/06/23 01:05:09] spex, ukleinek, and Notir [2812/2990] have team battled ZOTTA, Ecko, and Drin [1184/3206] and won! 0 days, 04:48:24 is removed from their clocks.
[10/06/23 19:55:10] Wolf [602/871] has come upon ukleinek [228/806] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 23:30:53 is removed from Wolf's clock.
[10/07/23 22:28:31] ukleinek [212/806] has challenged Kritzefitz [427/1172] in combat and lost! 1 day, 19:49:54 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[10/08/23 16:32:44] Tenorman [557/776] has challenged ukleinek [245/806] in combat and won! 12 days, 17:28:37 is removed from Tenorman's clock.
[10/09/23 11:37:04] mzumquadrat [221/564] has challenged ukleinek [557/806] in combat and lost! 1 day, 22:45:00 is added to mzumquadrat's clock.
[10/09/23 19:27:06] ColonelPanic001, alephnull, and thatmint [1640/1818] have team battled kzootech, Ankhers, and ukleinek [323/2281] and won! 0 days, 08:41:54 is removed from their clocks.
[10/09/23 23:59:12] Mat [103/895] has come upon ukleinek [83/806] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:34:13 is removed from Mat's clock.
[10/10/23 10:22:38] jaxson, nya, and slim [1374/2615] have team battled ToHellWithGA, ukleinek, and pwae [222/2842] and won! 1 day, 06:33:55 is removed from their clocks.
[10/11/23 15:58:32] Xenthys [351/889] has come upon ukleinek [599/806] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 06:25:44 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[10/12/23 00:44:57] ukleinek was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 23:01:57 from level 77.
[10/12/23 13:34:03] \dev\ice [129/837] has come upon ukleinek [667/806] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 04:32:12 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[10/12/23 16:01:11] ukleinek, rawgreaze, and mordac [2214/2480] have team battled dyvonna, tomhek, and HeavyPodda [1796/3172] and won! 3 days, 06:19:39 is removed from their clocks.
[10/13/23 22:31:57] ukleinek stole Fehu's level 61 ring while they were sleeping! ukleinek leaves their old level 58 ring behind, which Fehu then takes.
[10/14/23 18:21:42] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 2 days, 23:00:06 toward level 77.
[10/15/23 09:00:23] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:38:21 towards level 77.
[10/16/23 06:04:13] ukleinek has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 07:16:51 from level 77.
[10/17/23 08:21:56] TimeWarp [472/799] has challenged ukleinek [205/809] in combat and won! 11 days, 04:17:10 is removed from TimeWarp's clock.
[10/18/23 03:16:19] ukleinek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:23:05 from level 77.
[10/19/23 18:34:56] hiod [110/171] has challenged ukleinek [166/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:26:11 is added to hiod's clock.
[10/19/23 23:26:17] happymeal [296/503] has come upon ukleinek [211/809] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 20:30:50 is removed from happymeal's clock.
[10/22/23 20:36:26] ukleinek [389/809] has challenged grangerstranger [161/343] in combat and won! 6 days, 03:16:22 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/23/23 05:54:03] \dev\ice, ukleinek, and adamus1red [1884/2715] have team battled io, ion, and unicron [2095/2737] and lost! 2 days, 07:03:57 is added to their clocks.
[10/23/23 12:40:28] Xenthys [645/889] has come upon ukleinek [691/809] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 14:14:56 is added to Xenthys's clock.
[10/24/23 10:06:27] ukleinek [669/809] has challenged pyre [470/763] in combat and won! 12 days, 13:19:55 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/24/23 10:06:27] ukleinek has dealt pyre a Critical Strike! 7 days, 21:05:43 is added to pyre's clock.
[10/24/23 11:08:14] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:25:47 towards level 78.
[10/25/23 07:44:42] insidesources [291/405] has challenged ukleinek [395/809] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to insidesources's clock.
[10/25/23 17:13:57] jacob1 [899/904] has challenged ukleinek [729/809] in combat and won! 13 days, 00:19:01 is removed from jacob1's clock.
[10/25/23 17:14:57] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 22 days, 09:24:57 toward level 78.
[10/25/23 21:14:53] ukleinek [702/809] has challenged tass [626/830] in combat and won! 2 days, 18:36:16 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/25/23 21:14:53] In the fierce battle, tass dropped their level 258 pair of boots! ukleinek picks it up, tossing their old level 95 pair of boots to tass.
[10/26/23 05:02:34] jacquesssss, Malvolio, and Jens [956/1836] have team battled Drkmirror, Affliction, and ukleinek [2106/2142] and lost! 0 days, 09:52:22 is added to their clocks.
[10/26/23 13:38:51] yNos, Tenedos, and philipp__ [738/1959] have team battled ukleinek, RussellB, and blabber [2809/3084] and lost! 0 days, 18:43:43 is added to their clocks.
[10/27/23 05:08:24] gusto [563/701] has come upon ukleinek [839/962] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 11:26:36 is added to gusto's clock.
[10/27/23 05:22:33] ukleinek [323/962] has challenged tmberg [530/1123] in combat and lost! 1 day, 17:21:39 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[10/28/23 00:38:27] Nuae [523/886] has come upon ukleinek [723/962] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 03:24:17 is added to Nuae's clock.
[10/29/23 05:09:39] MELOONi [604/973] has come upon ukleinek [503/962] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 14:56:34 is removed from MELOONi's clock.
[10/29/23 11:35:41] ukleinek [404/962] has challenged gendish [225/441] in combat and won! 2 days, 00:05:24 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[10/30/23 23:01:08] tomhek [196/1191] has come upon ukleinek [386/962] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 06:47:45 is added to tomhek's clock.
[10/31/23 00:28:48] ukleinek has fallen ill with the black plague. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:47:19 from level 78.
[10/31/23 00:58:34] thatmint [482/650] has come upon ukleinek [732/962] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 15:04:35 is added to thatmint's clock.
[10/31/23 23:11:29] ukleinek [797/962] has come upon Gangsterish [56/794] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 19:14:22 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/02/23 07:25:24] ukleinek was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 18:40:14 towards level 78.
[11/03/23 06:28:01] ukleinek EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 15:20:00 from level 78.
[11/04/23 11:15:31] jjasghar [236/1098] has come upon ukleinek [440/967] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 05:50:34 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[11/04/23 14:06:49] \dev\ice [81/922] has come upon ukleinek [900/967] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 05:51:08 is added to \dev\ice's clock.
[11/07/23 08:32:01] grangerstranger [93/404] has challenged ukleinek [714/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:50:15 is added to grangerstranger's clock.
[11/09/23 10:16:37] DividedByZero [59/236] has challenged ukleinek [891/977] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:10:10 is added to DividedByZero's clock.
[11/10/23 10:12:56] ukleinek was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:28:03 from level 78.
[11/10/23 21:14:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 0 days, 01:20:05 toward level 78.
[11/11/23 22:36:02] ukleinek [743/977] has challenged Kurenai [98/1003] in combat and won! 12 days, 10:51:57 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/12/23 09:20:24] Yarosh [495/544] has come upon ukleinek [259/977] and taken them in combat! 6 days, 17:15:07 is removed from Yarosh's clock.
[11/12/23 17:30:23] adamus1red, Aksej, and anarcat [885/3350] have team battled ukleinek, Zaratustra, and Puff [925/2467] and lost! 1 day, 17:26:30 is added to their clocks.
[11/13/23 22:19:14] vectr0n, ahmubashshir, and tswsl [734/2013] have team battled Wam, heisenbug, and ukleinek [863/2878] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:53 is added to their clocks.
[11/14/23 00:10:24] ukleinek found a kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:57:15 towards level 79.
[11/14/23 07:34:55] ukleinek had to fix some Whitespace code. This terrible calamity has slowed them 4 days, 11:57:39 from level 79.
[11/14/23 22:29:29] Destruia, GilbertErik, and gradator [1305/2184] have team battled misha, ukleinek, and io [425/3094] and won! 0 days, 10:32:44 is removed from their clocks.
[11/14/23 23:25:38] Asara, ukleinek, and DividedByZero [1270/2189] have team battled scumola, Celediel, and jjasghar [1961/2221] and lost! 0 days, 05:18:27 is added to their clocks.
[11/15/23 04:14:37] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 37 days, 08:03:13 toward level 79.
[11/18/23 16:36:42] ukleinek [520/977] has challenged bfft [255/937] in combat and won! 2 days, 21:43:46 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/19/23 10:30:43] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 07:32:40 is added to their clock.
[11/19/23 12:56:55] ukleinek saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 02:45:50 from level 79.
[11/19/23 16:42:20] ukleinek [16/977] has challenged bookworm [87/831] in combat and lost! 1 day, 16:32:05 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[11/20/23 20:05:57] jacob1, HellSpawn, and scumola [2140/2648] have team battled jayvee, Fehu, and ukleinek [93/2225] and won! 1 day, 07:52:25 is removed from their clocks.
[11/21/23 02:47:53] ukleinek [272/977] has come upon zifnab06 [153/661] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 02:07:20 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/21/23 08:24:34] ukleinek found a one-time-use spell of quickness! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 19:55:24 towards level 79.
[11/22/23 15:59:21] Daikojun [437/655] has challenged ukleinek [452/977] in combat and lost! 2 days, 00:15:17 is added to Daikojun's clock.
[11/23/23 04:38:56] thatmint [78/666] has come upon ukleinek [339/977] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 12:17:42 is added to thatmint's clock.
[11/23/23 14:22:23] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 04:23:55 towards level 79.
[11/23/23 14:29:34] ukleinek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 16:04:32 towards level 79.
[11/23/23 16:43:42] ukleinek stole tswsl's level 196 weapon while they were sleeping! ukleinek leaves their old level 149 weapon behind, which tswsl then takes.
[11/25/23 00:00:15] jaxson [0/588] has come upon ukleinek [956/1019] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 12:18:12 is added to jaxson's clock.
[11/25/23 05:23:43] ukleinek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:58:26 towards level 79.
[11/25/23 05:45:03] OobSaco [327/503] has challenged ukleinek [440/1019] in combat and lost! 1 day, 11:31:48 is added to OobSaco's clock.
[11/25/23 08:18:20] signofzeta [782/1063] has come upon ukleinek [735/1019] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 09:24:58 is removed from signofzeta's clock.
[11/25/23 21:58:41] ukleinek fell, chipping the stone in their amulet! ukleinek's amulet loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[11/26/23 04:19:35] ukleinek [778/1006] has challenged nickware [65/185] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:38:37 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/26/23 12:11:41] ukleinek was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 09:37:13 from level 79.
[11/27/23 01:24:47] ukleinek [690/1006] has challenged wowbagger [210/773] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:19:55 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/27/23 18:11:01] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 04:10:40 is added to their clock.
[11/27/23 18:53:27] apb [961/1278] has challenged ukleinek [367/1006] in combat and won! 13 days, 08:01:46 is removed from apb's clock.
[11/28/23 14:06:29] ukleinek [964/1006] has come upon eroc1990 [430/815] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:10:17 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[11/29/23 09:19:22] unicron [373/701] has come upon ukleinek [570/1006] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:51:42 is added to unicron's clock.
[11/29/23 16:58:53] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:23:02 towards level 79.
[11/29/23 17:07:50] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 13:20:36 from level 79.
[11/30/23 06:10:53] grangerstranger [334/496] has come upon ukleinek [664/1006] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:42:35 is added to grangerstranger's clock.
[11/30/23 09:56:55] ukleinek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:36:47 towards level 79.
[11/30/23 10:44:35] ukleinek was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:02:05 from level 79.
[11/30/23 12:11:04] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:30:47 towards level 79.
[11/30/23 21:00:44] <keepmyshirt> [5/21] has challenged ukleinek [821/1006] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:18 is added to <keepmyshirt>'s clock.
[12/01/23 06:36:49] ukleinek [722/1006] has challenged Platonides [380/863] in combat and won! 11 days, 22:20:32 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[12/01/23 16:12:22] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 18:50:35 towards level 80.
[12/02/23 06:02:14] StalkR [407/1006] has come upon ukleinek [125/1006] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 02:35:07 is removed from StalkR's clock.
[12/02/23 16:26:12] Ungoliant [640/785] has come upon ukleinek [921/1006] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 12:03:16 is added to Ungoliant's clock.
[12/03/23 20:34:25] ToHellWithGA [347/1250] has come upon ukleinek [658/1006] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 11:10:46 is added to ToHellWithGA's clock.
[12/04/23 04:46:29] HellSpawn [504/1093] has come upon ukleinek [811/1006] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 00:17:35 is added to HellSpawn's clock.
[12/04/23 09:35:51] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 22:44:09 towards level 80.
[12/05/23 16:23:44] ukleinek, boscage, and Daikojun [1966/2260] have team battled Wolf, Asara, and pfoley [769/2845] and won! 1 day, 07:08:57 is removed from their clocks.
[12/06/23 00:26:17] Fehu [585/612] has come upon ukleinek [329/1006] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:32:00 is removed from Fehu's clock.
[12/06/23 23:30:45] ukleinek, Carl, and BastelBot [1644/2712] have team battled Drin, aqsd, and ion [1376/2860] and won! 7 days, 10:25:51 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/23 09:36:35] EddieT137 [817/1096] has come upon ukleinek [416/1006] and taken them in combat! 9 days, 04:24:08 is removed from EddieT137's clock.
[12/07/23 14:46:36] idleneutral, t3chn0, and Pinkman [2256/2566] have team battled wowbagger, Platonides, and ukleinek [834/2476] and won! 0 days, 06:35:01 is removed from their clocks.
[12/07/23 14:54:44] ukleinek, solarsparq, and dwfreed [708/2910] have team battled Asara, Russell, and JackyB [391/2844] and won! 2 days, 18:31:54 is removed from their clocks.
[12/08/23 07:35:48] Nysdar, washclof, and canton7 [2129/3131] have team battled jaxson, ukleinek, and elf [2522/2615] and lost! 1 day, 00:31:48 is added to their clocks.
[12/08/23 15:40:52] ter0, ukleinek, and Gangsterish [519/2629] have team battled Bluedog, Kody, and \dev\ice [250/2258] and won! 0 days, 10:28:24 is removed from their clocks.
[12/10/23 13:50:01] ukleinek [919/1006] has challenged TheSilentLink [136/1033] in combat and won! 6 days, 04:22:08 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[12/10/23 13:50:01] ukleinek has dealt TheSilentLink a Critical Strike! 8 days, 01:53:27 is added to TheSilentLink's clock.
[12/10/23 14:39:54] ukleinek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 2 days, 06:00:20 towards level 80.
[12/10/23 21:00:13] ukleinek got turned INSIDE OUT, practically. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 07:19:31 from level 80.
[12/11/23 10:47:13] Carl [711/895] has come upon ukleinek [100/1006] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 18:23:06 is removed from Carl's clock.
[12/11/23 11:46:40] Sombra, ukleinek, and Koffa [1935/3165] have team battled KindOne, pwae, and Lenny_ [2128/2353] and lost! 5 days, 11:03:21 is added to their clocks.
[12/12/23 13:46:07] el [254/847] has challenged ukleinek [860/1012] in combat and lost! 7 days, 17:16:49 is added to el's clock.
[12/13/23 08:07:03] ukleinek [163/1012] has challenged Berserker [274/557] in combat and lost! 2 days, 11:21:34 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/14/23 16:26:44] ukleinek fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 3 days, 20:16:59 from level 80.
[12/14/23 18:40:32] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 2 days, 20:43:34 toward level 80.
[12/15/23 06:11:00] pwae, ukleinek, and DividedByZero [285/2227] have team battled Gorek, IFireflyl, and CompanionCube [514/2302] and lost! 0 days, 11:04:20 is added to their clocks.
[12/15/23 09:19:16] happymeal [67/484] has challenged ukleinek [954/1012] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:11:09 is added to happymeal's clock.
[12/15/23 11:26:12] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 15:13:59 is added to their clock.
[12/17/23 01:53:47] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 15:16:18 is added to their clock.
[12/17/23 12:17:28] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 09:25:53 towards level 80.
[12/17/23 12:31:37] apb, scumola, and ZOTTA [443/3176] have team battled idlegood, ukleinek, and Berserker [1551/2270] and lost! 4 days, 09:18:31 is added to their clocks.
[12/17/23 18:09:29] ukleinek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 00:42:06 towards level 80.
[12/17/23 20:50:18] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 19:32:56 is added to their clock.
[12/18/23 18:28:41] ukleinek [355/1012] has come upon Tabmow [878/919] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 16:57:15 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/19/23 00:56:29] ukleinek fell ill because their community continues to disregard mask mandates. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 11:24:06 from level 80.
[12/19/23 01:02:49] nya, ukleinek, and sco1 [601/2186] have team battled mordac, Wam, and tass [2233/2503] and lost! 0 days, 22:36:06 is added to their clocks.
[12/19/23 23:18:55] idlegood [311/667] has come upon ukleinek [326/1012] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 21:02:58 is added to idlegood's clock.
[12/20/23 04:40:07] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 1 day, 05:31:56 is added to their clock.
[12/20/23 12:14:58] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 7 days, 06:51:37 toward level 80.
[12/20/23 18:27:26] Ecko, tswsl, and dwfreed [299/2759] have team battled ukleinek, jacob1, and BenDover [1175/2423] and lost! 4 days, 00:24:39 is added to their clocks.
[12/21/23 13:36:11] tmberg [833/1127] has come upon ukleinek [95/1012] and taken them in combat! 33 days, 01:06:20 is removed from tmberg's clock.
[12/22/23 01:51:36] Cirdan [925/1139] has come upon ukleinek [337/1012] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 03:04:56 is removed from Cirdan's clock.
[12/23/23 01:03:55] ukleinek, zifnab06, Koffa, and Cockatrice have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[12/26/23 01:41:55] happymeal, pfoley, and ukleinek [286/2577] have team battled kenyon, Thorael, and tomhek [240/2879] and won! 2 days, 16:09:40 is removed from their clocks.
[12/27/23 02:10:06] ukleinek [644/1012] has come upon pfoley [866/1074] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:13:03 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[12/28/23 04:08:10] Forud [916/1032] has challenged ukleinek [809/1012] in combat and won! 13 days, 12:35:22 is removed from Forud's clock.
[12/28/23 22:28:15] wowbagger, Cirdan, and ion [555/2765] have team battled Wam, pwae, and ukleinek [1545/2991] and lost! 0 days, 18:45:24 is added to their clocks.
[12/30/23 14:52:50] GRIZZLYMAN, talisein, and TimWolla [1758/2406] have team battled Jens, signofzeta, and ukleinek [1622/3218] and won! 0 days, 07:28:43 is removed from their clocks.
[12/31/23 05:16:09] Jens [551/1157] has challenged ukleinek [123/1012] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:52:22 is removed from Jens's clock.
[12/31/23 06:26:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 3 days, 10:13:47 toward level 80.
[01/02/24 21:26:08] hax404, StalkR, and ukleinek [1464/2647] have team battled kinus, Cockatrice, and Zaratustra [1886/2408] and lost! 0 days, 01:59:11 is added to their clocks.
[01/03/24 09:21:15] ukleinek [650/1012] has challenged MetaNova [157/699] in combat and won! 14 days, 05:40:24 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/04/24 04:51:07] Rayke, alephnull, and dodecahedron [835/1763] have team battled ukleinek, nathan, and cadfael [1108/2654] and lost! 0 days, 16:24:18 is added to their clocks.
[01/04/24 20:39:21] ukleinek, DividedByZero, and bsleep [889/2784] have team battled scornn, thornrag, and wowbagger [525/1931] and won! 0 days, 11:02:35 is removed from their clocks.
[01/04/24 23:41:32] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 22:33:29 towards level 81.
[01/05/24 23:10:41] ukleinek, Erwinstein, tswsl, and allo have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01/07/24 20:20:34] Cockroach, ukleinek, and Ungoliant [1765/2260] have team battled bsleep, A_Dragon, and kenyon [209/3495] and won! 1 day, 10:07:30 is removed from their clocks.
[01/09/24 23:41:30] VonToutCourt, Ungoliant, and ukleinek [2407/3187] have team battled BlueJay, TimeWarp, and kenyon [1019/2421] and won! 6 days, 03:19:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/11/24 15:29:24] buyoq [558/916] has challenged ukleinek [468/1012] in combat and won! 5 days, 05:33:04 is removed from buyoq's clock.
[01/12/24 23:03:47] wille, ukleinek, and Techman [2325/2726] have team battled slim, eising, and yNos [1861/2797] and won! 0 days, 22:53:12 is removed from their clocks.
[01/13/24 06:00:16] ToHellWithGA [472/1250] has come upon ukleinek [17/1012] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:44:45 is removed from ToHellWithGA's clock.
[01/13/24 16:47:21] ukleinek stole Affliction's level 73 ring while they were sleeping! ukleinek leaves their old level 61 ring behind, which Affliction then takes.
[01/14/24 11:28:05] JackyB [215/847] has challenged ukleinek [1007/1023] in combat and lost! 6 days, 06:57:37 is added to JackyB's clock.
[01/14/24 17:47:28] ukleinek [353/1023] has challenged grangerstranger [133/577] in combat and won! 2 days, 07:58:51 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/15/24 02:49:41] JackyB [675/847] has challenged ukleinek [128/1023] in combat and won! 12 days, 03:07:25 is removed from JackyB's clock.
[01/15/24 02:49:41] JackyB has dealt ukleinek a Critical Strike! 1 day, 04:06:15 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[01/15/24 15:16:16] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 8 days, 16:34:33 toward level 81.
[01/17/24 10:03:03] ukleinek [986/1023] has challenged PanamaCity3003 [31/215] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:36:20 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[01/17/24 17:46:41] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 0 days, 08:47:16 toward level 81.
[01/17/24 23:46:00] BenDover [290/504] has come upon ukleinek [239/1023] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 12:45:37 is removed from BenDover's clock.
[01/18/24 09:03:02] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:07:12 is added to their clock.
[01/19/24 05:47:58] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 12:55:58 towards level 81.
[01/19/24 08:15:14] Kachin [985/1052] has challenged ukleinek [682/1023] in combat and won! 3 days, 15:27:29 is removed from Kachin's clock.
[01/20/24 01:10:04] chadgpt [34/68] has challenged ukleinek [114/1023] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:31 is added to chadgpt's clock.
[01/20/24 09:12:28] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 0 days, 22:55:38 toward level 81.
[01/20/24 17:42:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 0 days, 02:31:14 from level 81.
[01/21/24 17:18:57] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:02:39 towards level 81.
[01/22/24 03:42:06] Deathgrim, Wam, and solarsparq [69/2112] have team battled Minus, gendish, and ukleinek [1291/2422] and lost! 0 days, 00:10:59 is added to their clocks.
[01/22/24 07:11:22] ukleinek [392/1023] has challenged pyre [481/1054] in combat and lost! 8 days, 15:53:02 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[01/22/24 11:07:09] ukleinek, muirrum, and HeavyPodda [2458/2578] have team battled tass, cfjk, and Malvolio [1606/2149] and won! 3 days, 21:10:06 is removed from their clocks.
[01/23/24 02:45:15] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 52 days, 12:59:15 from level 82.
[01/23/24 09:18:18] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 10 days, 06:33:23 towards level 82.
[01/24/24 00:22:06] Lord255 [391/607] has challenged ukleinek [556/1023] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:07:13 is added to Lord255's clock.
[01/25/24 11:04:09] Kayn, nowz, and SirNeo [1731/1797] have team battled ukleinek, Soods, and Pinkman [1387/2080] and won! 0 days, 00:22:54 is removed from their clocks.
[01/26/24 14:13:15] justpink [96/323] has challenged ukleinek [375/1023] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to justpink's clock.
[01/26/24 15:38:53] JigmeDatse [550/827] has come upon ukleinek [817/1023] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 20:48:47 is added to JigmeDatse's clock.
[01/27/24 16:43:20] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 19:55:07 towards level 82.
[01/27/24 18:34:39] bt [228/555] has challenged ukleinek [587/1023] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:09:35 is added to bt's clock.
[01/28/24 02:48:27] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 9 days, 14:13:04 towards level 82.
[01/28/24 09:42:32] Acolarh [227/814] has come upon ukleinek [1019/1023] and been defeated in combat! 12 days, 03:15:06 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[01/29/24 11:28:18] ahmubashshir [371/624] has challenged ukleinek [913/1023] in combat and lost! 6 days, 12:14:25 is added to ahmubashshir's clock.
[02/01/24 12:14:04] ukleinek bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 11 days, 03:50:22 towards level 82.
[02/01/24 14:06:06] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 4 days, 12:15:35 is added to their clock.
[02/04/24 04:12:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed ukleinek with fire, slowing the heathen 43 days, 07:20:15 from level 82.
[02/05/24 10:34:55] Techman, gendish, and Xenthys [185/2382] have team battled TimeWarp, pastly, and ukleinek [2020/2264] and lost! 3 days, 04:29:31 is added to their clocks.
[02/07/24 09:09:55] Lord255 [554/1065] has challenged ukleinek [409/1023] in combat and won! 4 days, 20:50:48 is removed from Lord255's clock.
[02/07/24 18:51:44] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 21:50:31 towards level 82.
[02/08/24 09:32:12] Xenthys, Gorek, and ukleinek [1814/2915] have team battled yang, \dev\ice, and nathan [648/2316] and won! 3 days, 18:46:52 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/24 04:54:53] happymeal, adamus1red, and solarsparq [1231/2302] have team battled gendish, Misza, and ukleinek [75/2516] and won! 2 days, 01:41:04 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/24 13:16:59] Gangsterish, Cirdan, and kzootech [640/2796] have team battled Asara, Blohsh, and ukleinek [41/2439] and won! 0 days, 19:53:03 is removed from their clocks.
[02/09/24 20:50:34] KindOne [50/498] has come upon ukleinek [229/1023] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 02:46:20 is added to KindOne's clock.
[02/10/24 13:46:09] ukleinek lost their glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 8 days, 05:09:21 from level 82.
[02/11/24 06:33:54] cfjk [453/852] has challenged ukleinek [853/1023] in combat and lost! 2 days, 20:14:35 is added to cfjk's clock.
[02/11/24 17:36:36] fstrelok [540/887] has challenged ukleinek [812/1023] in combat and lost! 2 days, 09:15:57 is added to fstrelok's clock.
[02/12/24 02:54:56] rawgreaze [316/1136] has come upon ukleinek [957/1023] and been defeated in combat! 6 days, 04:07:44 is added to rawgreaze's clock.
[02/12/24 10:13:20] ukleinek was bitten by a moose. This terrible calamity has slowed them 12 days, 08:55:17 from level 82.
[02/12/24 10:29:50] gradator, thornrag, and Kayn [81/1912] have team battled ukleinek, drahthaar, and Yarosh [1822/2488] and lost! 0 days, 05:27:24 is added to their clocks.
[02/12/24 12:14:16] ukleinek was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 16 days, 07:41:40 from level 82.
[02/12/24 16:17:22] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 18 days, 06:12:42 towards level 82.
[02/13/24 00:44:30] ukleinek [850/1023] has challenged GilbertErik [432/802] in combat and won! 24 days, 00:55:04 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[02/13/24 01:21:39] Deathgrim [293/379] has challenged ukleinek [329/1023] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:20:34 is added to Deathgrim's clock.
[02/13/24 03:32:01] Cockatrice [882/892] has come upon ukleinek [98/1023] and taken them in combat! 3 days, 05:41:46 is removed from Cockatrice's clock.
[02/13/24 18:49:06] spex [649/1140] has challenged ukleinek [22/1023] in combat and won! 1 day, 05:25:00 is removed from spex's clock.
[02/13/24 18:49:06] spex has dealt ukleinek a Critical Strike! 6 days, 12:36:22 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[02/13/24 23:30:42] VonToutCourt [397/1393] has challenged ukleinek [590/1023] in combat and lost! 8 days, 09:07:13 is added to VonToutCourt's clock.
[02/14/24 16:54:42] zbe [442/1356] has challenged ukleinek [705/1023] in combat and lost! 7 days, 23:51:40 is added to zbe's clock.
[02/18/24 23:23:27] ukleinek set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 7 days, 16:56:59 from level 82.
[02/19/24 09:22:11] ukleinek [226/1023] has challenged ColonelPanic001 [442/870] in combat and lost! 8 days, 05:11:51 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[02/20/24 21:13:10] ukleinek was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 14 days, 21:26:27 from level 82.
[02/21/24 17:33:30] ukleinek [426/1023] has challenged Reilly [486/651] in combat and lost! 12 days, 10:25:12 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[02/21/24 18:33:44] ukleinek [421/1023] has challenged Neil [138/804] in combat and won! 22 days, 13:58:44 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[02/23/24 14:13:33] ukleinek was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 07:22:39 towards level 82.
[02/23/24 17:45:41] wowbagger [71/718] has challenged ukleinek [325/1023] in combat and lost! 3 days, 00:32:08 is added to wowbagger's clock.
[02/24/24 19:26:45] ukleinek found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 14 days, 05:38:04 towards level 82.
[02/25/24 04:58:58] tass [90/740] has come upon ukleinek [884/1023] and been defeated in combat! 2 days, 22:06:35 is added to tass's clock.
[02/25/24 18:55:36] jaxson [684/899] has come upon ukleinek [222/1023] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 12:20:08 is removed from jaxson's clock.
[02/26/24 14:22:57] EddieT137 [223/1097] has come upon ukleinek [236/1023] and been defeated in combat! 4 days, 07:28:05 is added to EddieT137's clock.
[02/27/24 03:23:33] drahthaar, \dev\ice, and DojShadow [1788/2178] have team battled ukleinek, Cockroach, and pfoley [1354/2777] and won! 0 days, 00:58:29 is removed from their clocks.
[02/27/24 14:10:49] ukleinek, MELOONi, and Omega [2281/3157] have team battled scornn, Ankhers, and bg [371/2526] and won! 0 days, 06:34:56 is removed from their clocks.
[02/28/24 16:43:44] Neil, ukleinek, and dwfreed [516/2938] have team battled Nuae, alexlehm, and cadfael [560/2571] and lost! 1 day, 14:18:45 is added to their clocks.
[02/28/24 21:17:17] ion [422/866] has come upon ukleinek [539/1023] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:45:14 is added to ion's clock.
[02/29/24 00:03:04] kinus, Kayn, and ukleinek [1201/2282] have team battled Soulwhisper, dodecahedron, and BlueJay [720/1708] and won! 0 days, 15:49:36 is removed from their clocks.
[02/29/24 10:21:35] realguy [328/484] has challenged ukleinek [196/1023] in combat and won! 1 day, 17:23:12 is removed from realguy's clock.
[02/29/24 18:11:21] Paganel, Wam, and ukleinek [1056/2977] have team battled Neil, Fraiyr, and misha [1303/2054] and lost! 1 day, 06:38:04 is added to their clocks.
[03/01/24 02:31:15] Acolarh [3/824] has come upon ukleinek [471/1023] and been defeated in combat! 5 days, 06:31:25 is added to Acolarh's clock.
[03/02/24 06:28:00] misha [374/921] has challenged ukleinek [1018/1023] in combat and lost! 4 days, 16:06:37 is added to misha's clock.
[03/03/24 15:01:47] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 3 days, 22:34:15 is added to their clock.
[03/04/24 02:13:53] MetaNova, ukleinek, and Stevland [2127/3105] have team battled Ecko, gusto, and Forud [2052/2923] and won! 3 days, 06:40:55 is removed from their clocks.
[03/04/24 11:19:34] Puff [451/688] has come upon ukleinek [324/1023] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 08:41:18 is removed from Puff's clock.
[03/05/24 02:47:11] CaptainS122 [167/516] has come upon ukleinek [139/1023] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:54:03 is removed from CaptainS122's clock.
[03/05/24 08:47:29] ukleinek spilled a level 7 shrinking potion on their tunic! ukleinek's tunic loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[03/05/24 18:45:40] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 4 days, 20:25:17 is added to their clock.
[03/06/24 01:05:11] ukleinek, OobSaco, Gorek, and ChowderKeg have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/08/24 08:05:25] ukleinek was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 6 days, 15:39:00 towards level 82.
[03/08/24 12:11:14] ukleinek [175/1011] has come upon buzel [515/707] and been defeated in combat! 8 days, 01:13:02 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[03/11/24 03:04:10] ukleinek learned Python! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 4 days, 08:25:43 towards level 82.
[03/11/24 09:27:56] ukleinek stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 8 days, 03:33:30 towards level 82.
[03/11/24 19:52:25] ukleinek [680/1011] has challenged thatmint [687/844] in combat and lost! 5 days, 08:07:55 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[03/11/24 22:03:50] jjasghar [36/1155] has come upon ukleinek [210/1011] and been defeated in combat! 1 day, 10:21:33 is added to jjasghar's clock.
[03/12/24 10:00:35] Zed_Spiker, GilbertErik, and Minus [415/2677] have team battled ukleinek, Notir, and Zaratustra [326/2862] and won! 2 days, 01:28:29 is removed from their clocks.
[03/12/24 12:01:05] ukleinek, style, and d4n13L [37/2253] have team battled washclof, allo, and caeli [200/2867] and lost! 0 days, 19:29:51 is added to their clocks.
[03/12/24 22:34:45] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 2 days, 13:47:04 is added to their clock.
[03/13/24 01:07:20] ukleinek invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 7 days, 08:25:26 towards level 82.
[03/14/24 10:17:58] Notir [459/1215] has challenged ukleinek [957/1011] in combat and lost! 7 days, 12:00:01 is added to Notir's clock.
[03/16/24 19:27:24] ukleinek discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 13:42:34 towards level 82.
[03/16/24 20:07:49] ukleinek bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 00:16:16 towards level 82.
[03/17/24 07:09:41] Wam, ukleinek, and ahmubashshir [1117/2828] have team battled TimeWarp, hdm, and Malvolio [2237/2504] and lost! 3 days, 14:46:54 is added to their clocks.
[03/17/24 15:05:50] cfjk [367/850] has come upon ukleinek [28/1011] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:05:09 is removed from cfjk's clock.
[03/18/24 04:07:36] ukleinek [448/1011] has challenged bobvador [963/1060] in combat and lost! 5 days, 05:05:41 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[03/18/24 15:36:36] freeboson [548/1060] has come upon ukleinek [394/1011] and taken them in combat! 8 days, 22:12:35 is removed from freeboson's clock.
[03/18/24 20:07:21] philipp__ [336/486] has come upon ukleinek [1005/1011] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:04:19 is added to philipp__'s clock.
[03/19/24 20:31:11] cornfeedhobo [633/700] has come upon ukleinek [790/1011] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 18:10:05 is added to cornfeedhobo's clock.
[03/20/24 07:44:38] Aksej, damyan, and ukleinek [2656/2928] have team battled Tangles, Wilson, and spex [2268/2971] and won! 0 days, 15:25:57 is removed from their clocks.
[03/20/24 13:58:24] V [321/1180] has challenged ukleinek [233/1011] in combat and won! 3 days, 18:23:54 is removed from V's clock.
[03/21/24 16:22:09] ukleinek [957/1011] has challenged GRIZZLYMAN [590/742] in combat and won! 7 days, 18:01:24 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[03/22/24 02:46:50] zbe [1275/1373] has come upon ukleinek [282/1011] and taken them in combat! 7 days, 18:49:41 is removed from zbe's clock.
[03/22/24 05:49:14] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 25 days, 16:25:46 toward level 82.
[03/23/24 11:54:59] ukleinek, Fyrgor, mzumquadrat, and bird have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[03/23/24 14:42:42] ukleinek was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 01:48:56 towards level 82.
[03/23/24 19:54:18] Matthew, KyloRen, and medivh [730/1950] have team battled heisenbug, ukleinek, and jacob1 [26/2687] and won! 2 days, 15:22:09 is removed from their clocks.
[03/25/24 08:48:09] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 06:40:37 is added to their clock.
[03/25/24 20:42:55] ukleinek [763/1011] has challenged BastelBot [232/847] in combat and won! 1 day, 09:57:15 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[03/26/24 15:08:49] Bluedog, Xenthys, and Varjatticus [1685/2731] have team battled ukleinek, Sario, and fork [1111/2629] and won! 2 days, 10:00:21 is removed from their clocks.
[03/26/24 15:47:40] ukleinek [513/1011] has challenged Drin [645/1058] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:57:07 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[03/27/24 04:13:39] ukleinek was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:39:13 from level 82.
[03/27/24 21:17:29] ukleinek [435/1011] has come upon apb [47/1146] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 19:57:11 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[03/28/24 05:20:01] abarat [165/335] has come upon ukleinek [151/1011] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:55:37 is removed from abarat's clock.
[03/29/24 00:05:42] kinus, abarat, and ukleinek [929/2077] have team battled Neil, boscage, and sc [302/2613] and won! 0 days, 02:13:22 is removed from their clocks.
[03/29/24 23:49:58] tomhek [283/1245] has come upon ukleinek [238/1021] and taken them in combat! 17 days, 14:05:12 is removed from tomhek's clock.
[03/30/24 03:58:46] ukleinek grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:44:53 towards level 82.
[03/31/24 00:08:00] ukleinek [277/1021] has challenged csc2ya [678/841] in combat and lost! 6 days, 14:04:22 is added to ukleinek's clock.
[03/31/24 16:21:02] ukleinek, Brocker, and Wam [2371/2958] have team battled alephnull, hugga, and anarcat [1726/3115] and won! 0 days, 23:14:31 is removed from their clocks.
[04/02/24 11:17:10] Lilith [334/951] has challenged ukleinek [329/1021] in combat and won! 10 days, 05:40:24 is removed from Lilith's clock.
[04/03/24 01:25:39] KindOne [79/515] has come upon ukleinek [518/1021] and been defeated in combat! 3 days, 20:52:34 is added to KindOne's clock.
[04/04/24 10:32:04] ukleinek got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 5 days, 04:56:08 towards level 83.
[04/04/24 21:45:33] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 43 days, 23:07:39 toward level 83.
[04/05/24 01:12:01] ukleinek was attacked by a rabid cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 11:00:24 from level 83.
[04/05/24 21:44:47] gryphus [139/264] has challenged ukleinek [535/1021] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:50:59 is added to gryphus's clock.
[04/06/24 03:22:50] el, dwfreed, and Lilith [2561/2987] have team battled Affliction, ukleinek, and jacquesssss [1688/2058] and won! 8 days, 10:48:14 is removed from their clocks.
[04/06/24 21:21:50] ukleinek discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 12:17:40 towards level 83.
[04/07/24 22:32:16] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 16:18:11 is added to their clock.
[04/08/24 11:45:39] ukleinek found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:43:18 towards level 83.
[04/08/24 20:23:36] dxrt [352/365] has come upon ukleinek [476/1021] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 13:13:42 is added to dxrt's clock.
[04/09/24 13:26:22] ukleinek was bitten by drdink. This terrible calamity has slowed them 2 days, 04:29:15 from level 83.
[04/10/24 15:11:32] Zed_Spiker [506/1105] has come upon ukleinek [369/1021] and taken them in combat! 2 days, 06:55:57 is removed from Zed_Spiker's clock.
[04/10/24 22:07:10] ukleinek, Fischmiep, and hdm [887/2556] have team battled ColonelPanic001, Tangles, and zbe [2194/3344] and lost! 0 days, 07:36:40 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/24 11:50:06] Kurenai [380/1043] has come upon ukleinek [506/1021] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 20:48:46 is added to Kurenai's clock.
[04/11/24 16:44:13] "\@_, kzootech, and jra [1091/1856] have team battled ukleinek, Fehu, and signofzeta [2441/2782] and lost! 0 days, 00:07:01 is added to their clocks.
[04/11/24 16:46:53] ukleinek tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 19:43:56 towards level 83.
[04/13/24 03:49:08] Ancalagon [408/667] has challenged ukleinek [92/1021] in combat and won! 7 days, 05:13:18 is removed from Ancalagon's clock.
[04/13/24 16:39:38] eising [587/844] has come upon ukleinek [445/1021] and taken them in combat! 14 days, 06:34:25 is removed from eising's clock.
[04/14/24 07:35:57] ukleinek was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 1 day, 21:31:26 towards level 83.
[04/14/24 10:18:26] cornfeedhobo [638/700] has come upon ukleinek [491/1021] and taken them in combat! 11 days, 23:34:01 is removed from cornfeedhobo's clock.
[04/14/24 22:00:07] Asara [392/873] has challenged ukleinek [444/1021] in combat and lost! 6 days, 18:52:57 is added to Asara's clock.
[04/18/24 04:57:44] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried ukleinek 6 days, 17:07:15 toward level 83.
[04/19/24 20:53:42] ukleinek ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:20:12 from level 83.
[04/20/24 17:41:07] ukleinek is forsaken by their evil god. 0 days, 01:08:54 is added to their clock.
[04/21/24 17:48:16] ukleinek [838/1021] has challenged kinus [501/731] in combat and won! 14 days, 20:04:24 is removed from ukleinek's clock.
[04/23/24 14:45:26] ukleinek EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 6 days, 07:43:39 from level 84.
[04/24/24 00:02:49] Khorne [577/861] has come upon ukleinek [129/1021] and taken them in combat! 4 days, 07:01:46 is removed from Khorne's clock.
[04/25/24 00:33:08] ukleinek had their clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 3 days, 17:50:11 towards level 84.